Player Info

User: AbrahamLinksys
Class: President of IPv4
Admin?: No
Level: 83
Next level: 58 days, 14:19:31
Status: Offline
Host: am0nrahx!~misterada@unaffiliated/am0nrahx
Account Created: Wed Dec 26 12:47:08 2012
Last login: Tue Nov 10 22:14:10 2020
Total time idled: 1176 days, 08:05:23
Current position: [118,54]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 108 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 276 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 23
gloves: 33
helm: 50
leggings: 57
ring: 46
shield: 57
tunic: 91 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 180 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 921

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 21 days, 03:54:56
nick: 60 days, 12:57:22
part: 35 days, 03:13:36
quest: 150 days, 21:55:36
quit: 336 days, 06:32:41

total: 604 days, 00:34:11

Character Modifiers

[12/26/12 14:08:45] AbrahamLinksys [2/3] has challenged tann [26/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/27/12 10:04:11] AbrahamLinksys [20/65] has challenged Ex0deus [177/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/27/12 13:36:27] AbrahamLinksys [6/83] has challenged Valkor [553/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/28/12 10:11:16] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:20 from level 19.
[12/28/12 12:34:06] AbrahamLinksys [50/115] has challenged GaveUp [209/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/28/12 15:02:21] jbest [299/474] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [21/115] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:03 is removed from jbest's clock.
[12/31/12 10:11:03] AbrahamLinksys [37/124] has challenged charitwo [333/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/31/12 15:42:40] neurospex, Ex0deus, and AbrahamLinksys [879/1077] have team battled tmberg, Fluttershy, and Majak [1322/1809] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/13 11:13:54] suterismus, Plasmastar, and felipe [1026/2086] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, MONITOR_BOT, and madwilliamflint [523/805] and won! 1 day, 10:52:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/13 20:42:45] AbrahamLinksys grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:00 towards level 25.
[01/03/13 20:42:54] AbrahamLinksys [158/197] has challenged kork [302/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/04/13 04:23:11] AbrahamLinksys [159/200] has challenged nosklo [457/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/07/13 15:37:04] AbrahamLinksys [100/209] has challenged code_slinger [34/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/07/13 19:06:06] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:32 towards level 28.
[01/09/13 17:02:29] AbrahamLinksys [54/219] has challenged Babar [504/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/10/13 10:23:35] AbrahamLinksys [97/219] has come upon Wolf [46/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/10/13 19:23:31] AbrahamLinksys [29/219] has challenged Ttech [1123/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/11/13 08:57:38] AbrahamLinksys [57/235] has challenged paysties [313/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/11/13 17:16:16] AbrahamLinksys slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AbrahamLinksys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/13 21:53:37] AbrahamLinksys [200/246] has challenged Oxe [441/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/14/13 22:54:52] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:13 towards level 32.
[01/17/13 14:12:29] AbrahamLinksys [12/246] has challenged Surfer [43/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/18/13 06:59:22] AbrahamLinksys got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:07 from level 33.
[01/18/13 11:27:13] AbrahamLinksys [32/268] has challenged yang [22/239] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/23/13 16:57:12] AbrahamLinksys [275/276] has challenged morph [162/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/24/13 12:42:37] Gerardon [276/352] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [187/276] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[01/25/13 11:18:58] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:22 towards level 35.
[01/28/13 15:55:31] AbrahamLinksys [274/299] has challenged DeLorean [125/653] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/13 02:22:42] AbrahamLinksys [214/299] has challenged masklin [65/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/13 18:46:17] AbrahamLinksys [276/299] has come upon Vostok [422/604] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/13 19:15:58] AbrahamLinksys [95/299] has come upon kork [83/313] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:34 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/01/13 05:34:11] AbrahamLinksys [275/312] has challenged Synergist [140/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/05/13 10:06:41] AbrahamLinksys [176/312] has challenged tsh [55/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/05/13 10:06:41] In the fierce battle, tsh dropped his level 38 tunic! AbrahamLinksys picks it up, tossing his old level 33 tunic to tsh.
[02/05/13 10:47:46] naori [377/531] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [66/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from naori's clock.
[02/05/13 21:13:14] ElectRo [875/1281] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [302/317] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:27:35 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[02/07/13 00:11:03] Jolgar [3/8] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [84/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Jolgar's clock.
[02/07/13 06:21:14] AbrahamLinksys [313/319] has challenged DryRoastedPeanut [800/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/07/13 10:28:26] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:51 towards level 40.
[02/08/13 18:30:49] Grim [335/908] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [88/319] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:04:30 is removed from Grim's clock.
[02/12/13 06:50:51] robot [69/388] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [137/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:12 is added to robot's clock.
[02/12/13 14:54:36] kenyon, AngryParsley, and nikoJ [1637/1962] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, amasawa, and Beavis [933/1435] and won! 1 day, 11:20:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/13 20:54:11] AbrahamLinksys [277/322] has challenged woonack [578/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/13/13 06:56:43] preflex [309/466] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [225/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:35:41 is removed from preflex's clock.
[02/15/13 05:27:13] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:04 towards level 41.
[02/15/13 09:09:07] seek [182/765] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [19/322] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:56:17 is removed from seek's clock.
[02/15/13 10:11:44] AbrahamLinksys [22/322] has come upon Quix0te [68/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:59:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/15/13 16:20:18] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:56 towards level 41.
[02/15/13 17:09:19] naterd00d [182/259] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [20/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from naterd00d's clock.
[02/18/13 19:57:18] AbrahamLinksys, Gerdesas, and Nayru [53/1131] have team battled ElectRo, tann, and Trienish [2126/2579] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/13 03:40:47] AbrahamLinksys [153/337] has challenged nikoJ [19/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/19/13 05:38:39] Zett, AbrahamLinksys, and Transfusion [213/1343] have team battled BlastHardcheese, LordFella, and davidfg4 [564/1414] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/13 09:34:16] AbrahamLinksys found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:58 towards level 42.
[02/19/13 21:01:47] tiwake, Osiux, and RansomTime [279/1280] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, robot, and nitzer [654/1206] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/13 07:58:26] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:19 towards level 42.
[02/20/13 20:19:53] AbrahamLinksys [144/337] has come upon vrillusions [553/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/21/13 03:37:38] Aldasa [170/283] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [123/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from Aldasa's clock.
[02/23/13 22:51:01] tmberg, Osiux, and tiwake [331/1724] have team battled argus, Darky, and AbrahamLinksys [667/1427] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/13 08:33:37] zerooneone [0/74] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [301/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to zerooneone's clock.
[02/24/13 11:28:54] AbrahamLinksys [141/337] has challenged kork [180/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/24/13 21:00:31] AbrahamLinksys found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:06 towards level 43.
[02/25/13 06:40:24] sniegol, AbrahamLinksys, and idleOne [1517/1581] have team battled pekster, Tenorman, and LikeLakers2 [1073/1696] and won! 0 days, 02:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/13 20:25:38] zerooneone [26/189] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [98/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to zerooneone's clock.
[02/25/13 22:07:32] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:19 towards level 43.
[02/26/13 10:54:01] Gizmokid2005 [76/784] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [178/337] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/27/13 08:10:07] zerooneone [36/201] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [35/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from zerooneone's clock.
[02/27/13 14:07:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 02:14:09 toward level 43.
[02/28/13 01:02:21] AbrahamLinksys [272/394] has challenged mamarley [247/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/28/13 10:48:48] jirwin [114/250] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [68/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from jirwin's clock.
[02/28/13 17:33:03] AbrahamLinksys [266/394] has come upon preflex [57/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:35:55 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/01/13 10:45:05] Maple-Chestnut [0/278] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [393/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:37 is added to Maple-Chestnut's clock.
[03/29/13 02:04:46] Jeran [13/273] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [157/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Jeran's clock.
[03/29/13 16:21:47] zero_one [412/494] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [119/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:55 is removed from zero_one's clock.
[03/30/13 03:42:50] mamarley, avocado, and neuro [1706/2330] have team battled NN2k, AbrahamLinksys, and idisjunction [230/1044] and won! 0 days, 20:18:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/13 09:00:56] AbrahamLinksys [294/394] has challenged Killerkid [126/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/30/13 21:57:22] vegadark, Jareeta, and Plasmastar [1431/2496] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, ryushe, and blizgerg [859/1613] and won! 0 days, 16:53:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/13 06:33:14] AbrahamLinksys [340/394] has come upon jack [212/293] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:44 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/31/13 08:31:49] Jareeta [551/1005] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [182/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:36 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[03/31/13 09:31:50] allo [206/777] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [311/394] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:25:58 is added to allo's clock.
[03/31/13 23:23:11] meat [28/475] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [43/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:38 is added to meat's clock.
[04/01/13 04:01:52] cmrn, sasaniak, and illuminata [2/1584] have team battled Sir_Lemming, woonack, and AbrahamLinksys [1109/1932] and lost! 0 days, 19:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/13 23:57:15] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:03 towards level 45.
[04/03/13 09:22:07] AbrahamLinksys, SimonTam, and Killerkid [646/1155] have team battled lipek, sniegol, and DemosDemon [1581/1841] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/13 07:16:53] AbrahamLinksys [174/394] has challenged yano [252/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/04/13 16:58:33] kenyon [679/1005] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [357/394] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:51:03 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/04/13 18:47:43] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:14 towards level 46.
[04/04/13 23:02:25] AbrahamLinksys [102/394] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [379/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:15 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/05/13 12:41:46] AbrahamLinksys [41/394] has come upon Cube [153/226] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/06/13 11:38:25] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:14 from level 46.
[04/06/13 15:50:03] greycat, Tenorman, and we6jbo [523/1818] have team battled Reaper, AbrahamLinksys, and marc-etienne [1390/1640] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/13 00:16:54] Bonez305, we6jbo, and PriceChild [279/1441] have team battled Charris, Killerkid, and AbrahamLinksys [1/1333] and won! 0 days, 00:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/13 11:23:46] andrew [237/308] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [76/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from andrew's clock.
[04/07/13 20:36:07] AbrahamLinksys [250/394] has come upon eg0 [77/101] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/08/13 08:34:11] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:35 towards level 46.
[04/10/13 01:34:30] rmbell.the.great, xmessenger, and keeper_c [312/2169] have team battled Bonez305, Sheudecai, and AbrahamLinksys [998/1005] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/13 12:35:12] Neal [129/396] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [16/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Neal's clock.
[04/11/13 03:10:39] AbrahamLinksys [354/394] has come upon RLabs [330/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:10 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/11/13 15:52:35] AbrahamLinksys [277/563] has challenged wakeupscreaming [175/1048] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/12/13 14:10:33] AbrahamLinksys [402/563] has come upon ccx [424/427] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:14:12 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/13/13 16:58:14] rmbell.the.great [511/558] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [179/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:58:50 is removed from rmbell.the.great's clock.
[04/13/13 19:08:17] wakeupscreaming, BlastHardcheese, and AbrahamLinksys [726/2165] have team battled Trienish, Kabaka, and kork [906/1740] and lost! 1 day, 03:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/13 05:19:54] PriceChild, DeLorean, AbrahamLinksys, and Oxe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/13 07:08:24] AbrahamLinksys [36/563] has challenged HackUCF [67/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/15/13 17:46:16] AbrahamLinksys was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:12 from level 47.
[04/15/13 21:16:44] RLabs, AbrahamLinksys, yano, and ruan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/13 03:21:06] desspugne [110/584] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [64/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:10:08 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[04/17/13 05:53:33] tw [281/402] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [454/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:13 is added to tw's clock.
[04/20/13 08:40:55] AbrahamLinksys [109/563] has challenged NN2k [122/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/20/13 08:54:31] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:18 towards level 48.
[04/20/13 10:36:36] mthw [78/198] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [388/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to mthw's clock.
[04/21/13 22:50:39] AbrahamLinksys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:25 from level 48.
[04/22/13 05:07:34] AbrahamLinksys [77/563] has come upon MetaNova [221/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:30:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/23/13 04:26:23] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:04 towards level 48.
[04/25/13 05:05:51] AbrahamLinksys [417/563] has come upon brimstone [292/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:36:11 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/25/13 08:51:43] Oxe [129/491] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [70/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:17:57 is removed from Oxe's clock.
[04/26/13 18:06:04] lolwut, AbrahamLinksys, and suiside [1710/2069] have team battled filinep, kgb, and Majak [171/1440] and won! 0 days, 01:20:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/13 18:21:17] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:07 from level 48.
[04/27/13 01:50:22] AbrahamLinksys [364/563] has come upon DemosDemon [140/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:11 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/27/13 06:46:40] Tenorman [391/704] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [204/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:49:08 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/27/13 07:30:12] AbrahamLinksys [87/563] has challenged BlastHardcheese [410/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/27/13 12:37:49] AbrahamLinksys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:32 from level 48.
[04/28/13 06:28:55] Charris [53/366] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [557/563] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:08:56 is added to Charris's clock.
[04/28/13 10:58:32] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:25 towards level 48.
[04/28/13 11:00:57] neuro, Tenorman, and woonack [510/2858] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Jewbaca, and amasawa [374/1440] and won! 0 days, 05:30:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/13 15:22:00] AbrahamLinksys [117/563] has come upon SavageHenry [319/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/30/13 01:07:22] AbrahamLinksys [369/590] has challenged Cube [100/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/30/13 12:11:11] rasputo [110/421] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [248/590] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:20:04 is added to rasputo's clock.
[04/30/13 20:55:04] AbrahamLinksys [214/590] has challenged [dmp] [287/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/02/13 09:30:35] iunruh, Syloq, and AbrahamLinksys [845/1710] have team battled AngryParsley, TauPan, and Beavis [632/1589] and won! 1 day, 10:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/13 04:42:13] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:02 towards level 49.
[05/04/13 20:36:45] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:12 towards level 49.
[05/05/13 05:35:17] tiwake [55/861] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [291/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:03 is added to tiwake's clock.
[05/06/13 22:18:26] kenyon, AbrahamLinksys, and Tenorman [846/2279] have team battled Darky, brendan, and sjefen6 [771/1289] and won! 0 days, 15:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/13 21:25:35] Fluttershy, greycat, and seek [1051/2072] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Obelisk, and Hans.Wurst [680/1286] and won! 0 days, 13:04:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/13 03:54:02] AbrahamLinksys [70/590] has challenged suiside [476/1288] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/16/13 23:30:40] ironchew [1/250] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [166/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to ironchew's clock.
[05/17/13 01:54:36] XJR-9, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and AbrahamLinksys [308/2010] have team battled DemosDemon, xmessenger, and Glynix [142/1399] and won! 1 day, 03:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/13 11:11:40] AbrahamLinksys [562/590] has challenged vrillusions [820/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:56:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/18/13 12:11:52] AbrahamLinksys [215/590] has challenged Killerkid [63/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:40:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/18/13 22:08:15] AbrahamLinksys was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:07 from level 50.
[05/21/13 03:33:37] naori [29/715] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [502/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:41:52 is added to naori's clock.
[05/21/13 03:33:40] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:50 towards level 50.
[05/21/13 07:19:30] iunruh, D4CH_RPi, and XenGi [1194/1206] have team battled HackUCF, AbrahamLinksys, and dpk [838/1593] and won! 0 days, 01:29:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/13 17:36:26] AbrahamLinksys [275/590] has challenged RedW [117/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:59:37 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/22/13 03:27:54] AbrahamLinksys has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:42 from level 50.
[05/22/13 12:30:52] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:54 towards level 50.
[05/23/13 07:44:21] AbrahamLinksys [403/590] has challenged Str1ngS [556/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:45 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/23/13 09:23:03] weatheredwatcher [114/124] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [6/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:53 is removed from weatheredwatcher's clock.
[05/23/13 16:41:03] lauren [145/216] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [521/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to lauren's clock.
[05/29/13 11:36:51] mindlesstux [77/323] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [500/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to mindlesstux's clock.
[05/29/13 16:48:34] AbrahamLinksys, Killerkid, and ahmiq [192/1603] have team battled ccx, Skidel, and slack [1017/1025] and lost! 0 days, 16:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/13 10:12:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 16:07:04 toward level 50.
[06/06/13 09:39:44] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:46 towards level 50.
[06/07/13 01:17:11] Wolf [223/860] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [37/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:32:30 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[06/07/13 02:58:02] AbrahamLinksys [568/590] has challenged Spazturtle [322/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:00 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/07/13 05:58:40] Wolf [101/860] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [403/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:47 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/07/13 14:00:18] AbrahamLinksys [299/590] has challenged wakeupscreaming [255/1048] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/07/13 18:20:00] JonesBy [174/181] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [355/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to JonesBy's clock.
[06/08/13 03:53:37] Gerardon, we6jbo, and PriceChild [246/1496] have team battled tann, cirdan, and AbrahamLinksys [428/2106] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/13 16:03:46] AbrahamLinksys [15/606] has challenged iViLe [362/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/11/13 22:37:16] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:44 towards level 51.
[06/12/13 02:51:41] we6jbo [65/331] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [511/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:37 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[06/12/13 08:02:26] slack, AbrahamLinksys, LordFella, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/13 08:25:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 3 days, 18:10:02 toward level 51.
[06/12/13 13:27:57] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:41 towards level 51.
[06/12/13 16:04:10] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:44 towards level 51.
[06/13/13 04:46:17] vegadark [245/860] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [352/606] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:07:53 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/13/13 10:34:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:28:04 from level 51.
[06/13/13 11:58:49] AbrahamLinksys [143/606] has challenged iunruh [436/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:08 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/13/13 15:11:28] zbart, AbrahamLinksys, and Ttech [869/2361] have team battled ChiefRA, Preaux, and Ephod [1491/1700] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/13 15:26:45] Ziggilus and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 06:41:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 1 day, 10:20:26 toward level 51.
[06/14/13 18:05:30] AbrahamLinksys [128/666] has challenged lipek [232/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:57 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/15/13 13:35:45] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:25 towards level 51.
[06/15/13 15:10:09] Furry [532/680] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [391/666] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:50:22 is removed from Furry's clock.
[06/15/13 20:31:50] AbrahamLinksys [69/666] has challenged SPD-13 [127/307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/17/13 09:43:59] nyrednek [81/106] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [174/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to nyrednek's clock.
[06/17/13 15:20:40] AbrahamLinksys [35/666] has challenged Cameron_D [58/947] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:45:21 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/17/13 17:21:05] AbrahamLinksys [378/666] has challenged mamarley [304/556] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:49:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/18/13 08:07:46] truffles, Ttech, and AbrahamLinksys [2419/2448] have team battled nicko, wakeupscreaming, and ChiefRA [1140/2393] and won! 0 days, 00:01:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/13 19:37:00] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:12 towards level 52.
[06/18/13 23:13:48] Pici and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/13 10:32:13] AbrahamLinksys [49/666] has challenged Ziggilus [267/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:07 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/19/13 14:48:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 6 days, 04:37:10 toward level 52.
[06/19/13 20:44:53] Darky [223/456] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [433/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/20/13 07:56:10] Symmetry [240/356] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [9/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:29 is removed from Symmetry's clock.
[06/20/13 11:52:18] jmaugue, charitwo, and Furry [1609/1634] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, irix, and neurospex [1000/1923] and won! 0 days, 01:19:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/13 11:55:18] AbrahamLinksys and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/13 13:17:13] JonesBy [298/348] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [261/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from JonesBy's clock.
[06/21/13 14:15:29] Cameron_D [264/947] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [354/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:00 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[06/22/13 06:25:40] AbrahamLinksys broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:38 from level 52.
[06/22/13 13:13:01] AbrahamLinksys [326/666] has challenged Trienish [711/799] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/24/13 18:48:34] Darky [187/456] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [444/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/24/13 18:58:18] allo, SeySayux, and XenGi [1634/1647] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, ChiefRA, and pwned [600/2069] and won! 0 days, 07:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/13 01:55:51] grooverider [444/594] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [227/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:47 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/26/13 16:17:12] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:24 towards level 53.
[07/02/13 11:00:03] Birdbones [642/677] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [603/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:02:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/04/13 20:14:36] AbrahamLinksys [291/624] has challenged Preaux [36/629] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:35:59 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/12/13 21:03:03] finn [0/4] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [184/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to finn's clock.
[07/13/13 00:55:17] Yankee, AbrahamLinksys, and dwfreed [1691/2482] have team battled pants, Odd, and sjefen6 [555/1109] and won! 2 days, 04:59:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/13 00:35:55] argus [588/926] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [419/624] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:51 is removed from argus's clock.
[07/14/13 16:29:10] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:07 towards level 53.
[07/14/13 20:01:35] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:10 from level 53.
[07/15/13 03:10:36] forks [702/709] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [201/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from forks's clock.
[07/15/13 06:42:03] SpamMage [314/734] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [329/624] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:13:00 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[07/19/13 07:30:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 23:29:38 toward level 53.
[07/20/13 07:30:55] AbrahamLinksys and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/13 12:10:33] kork [12/295] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [48/624] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:57:38 is added to kork's clock.
[07/21/13 00:43:19] Wayneoween [41/360] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [548/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[07/21/13 19:10:23] Deny [174/190] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [398/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Deny's clock.
[07/23/13 18:39:09] brendan, talso, and gipyelrah [1400/1964] have team battled tmberg, AngryParsley, and AbrahamLinksys [1242/1724] and won! 0 days, 05:03:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/13 23:32:18] addikt [5/82] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [5/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:42 is removed from addikt's clock.
[07/24/13 15:14:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 00:22:57 toward level 53.
[07/24/13 16:59:29] AbrahamLinksys [329/628] has challenged Litruv [83/172] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:25:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/24/13 19:36:24] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:31:56 towards level 54.
[07/25/13 06:35:05] Wolf, vegadark, and dav1d [1347/2027] have team battled seisgatos, AbrahamLinksys, and mthw [1420/1605] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/13 21:45:33] AbrahamLinksys [585/628] has challenged addikt [111/233] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:20:46 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/27/13 05:40:44] AbrahamLinksys misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:47:10 from level 54.
[07/28/13 22:56:35] AbrahamLinksys [599/628] has challenged Weedle [269/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:18 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/29/13 00:57:01] Grim [830/921] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [621/628] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:42:22 is removed from Grim's clock.
[07/30/13 01:02:40] TauPan [146/300] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [595/628] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:20:19 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/31/13 00:54:07] Catman [14/151] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [388/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Catman's clock.
[07/31/13 19:12:11] AbrahamLinksys [573/628] has come upon DeLorean [226/638] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:50:54 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/01/13 09:15:36] truffles [26/594] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [481/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:52:09 is added to truffles's clock.
[08/01/13 15:41:10] AbrahamLinksys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:36 from level 54.
[08/01/13 16:04:09] m0shbear, RedW, and BlastHardcheese [1284/1717] have team battled Vostok, Nothing4You, and AbrahamLinksys [656/1495] and won! 0 days, 06:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/13 17:42:26] Majak and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/13 13:05:27] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:29:41 from level 54.
[08/06/13 11:47:22] joshz, tmberg, and Chenzw [166/1712] have team battled UndyingShadow, D4CH_RPi, and AbrahamLinksys [1058/1512] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/13 17:10:04] AbrahamLinksys [574/628] has come upon pehden [137/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:49:26 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/08/13 05:35:21] AbrahamLinksys lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:39 from level 54.
[08/08/13 11:55:08] AbrahamLinksys [162/628] has challenged Ephod [136/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:31:06 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/08/13 14:55:48] AbrahamLinksys [328/628] has challenged D4CH_RPi [374/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:19 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/08/13 15:03:41] AbrahamLinksys [249/628] has come upon Simie [312/371] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:32:29 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/08/13 16:56:17] AbrahamLinksys [361/628] has challenged sartan [398/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/09/13 03:24:16] Kevin [163/362] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [245/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Kevin's clock.
[08/09/13 12:00:52] AbrahamLinksys [48/628] has challenged Charris [280/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/10/13 01:30:46] Hans.Wurst, zinya, pants, and AbrahamLinksys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/13 08:09:03] AbrahamLinksys was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:13 from level 54.
[08/11/13 07:10:44] AbrahamLinksys [280/628] has challenged ruan [313/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/11/13 15:39:58] AbrahamLinksys [462/628] has come upon dav1d [253/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:31 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/12/13 06:10:35] tann [200/500] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [232/628] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to tann's clock.
[08/12/13 08:17:31] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/13 19:19:01] AbrahamLinksys [294/628] has challenged Jareeta [772/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:53 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/13/13 01:33:05] AbrahamLinksys [617/666] has challenged mnem [113/390] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/13/13 12:50:36] masklin, Mateusz, and AbrahamLinksys [779/1889] have team battled Sheudecai, dpk, and zbart [1459/1476] and lost! 0 days, 21:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/13 17:49:27] AbrahamLinksys [537/666] has come upon m0shbear [17/708] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:38:13 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/14/13 00:17:20] AbrahamLinksys [545/666] has come upon jmaugue [356/550] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:28:39 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/14/13 03:42:47] Bombur, AbrahamLinksys, and idleOne [944/1886] have team battled Kinsmir, LordFella, and DeLorean [347/1803] and won! 0 days, 05:44:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/13 15:24:58] AbrahamLinksys [340/666] has come upon Wayneoween [67/381] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:43:21 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/15/13 16:00:00] gladier [208/418] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [204/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:42 is removed from gladier's clock.
[08/15/13 23:34:50] pants and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/13 02:07:29] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:12 towards level 55.
[08/16/13 03:01:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 2 days, 00:34:49 toward level 55.
[08/16/13 09:38:59] TauPan [120/300] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [636/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:43:05 is added to TauPan's clock.
[08/17/13 08:13:51] AbrahamLinksys and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 13:34:31] idleOne [182/852] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [76/666] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:19:54 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[08/18/13 04:30:07] Tsunami [439/589] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [183/666] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Tsunami's clock.
[08/18/13 10:39:56] AngryParsley, Preaux, and AbrahamLinksys [73/1836] have team battled masklin, Wayneoween, and Reaper [175/1921] and lost! 0 days, 18:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/13 22:46:45] talso [179/688] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [184/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to talso's clock.
[08/19/13 05:30:54] Zammo, zinya, and Hax [441/868] have team battled pehden, AbrahamLinksys, and UndyingShadow [864/1745] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/13 14:06:31] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:36 towards level 55.
[08/20/13 10:01:36] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:00 from level 55.
[08/20/13 14:35:38] AbrahamLinksys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:50 from level 55.
[08/20/13 17:53:05] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 18:34:02] AbrahamLinksys and joshz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/13 01:35:19] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:47 towards level 55.
[08/21/13 19:08:42] AbrahamLinksys [317/666] has challenged Prometheus [738/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/21/13 21:16:30] Zammo, Mateusz, and jmaugue [823/1492] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, preflex, and Ephod [569/1936] and won! 0 days, 06:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/13 07:11:33] AbrahamLinksys [301/666] has challenged Bladerunner [61/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/22/13 10:54:01] jose, AbrahamLinksys, and Babar [1077/1970] have team battled Kabaka, Neal, and vegadark [208/2143] and won! 0 days, 02:05:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/13 19:16:55] AbrahamLinksys [455/708] has challenged brendan [302/830] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/23/13 12:55:09] AbrahamLinksys [283/708] has come upon brimstone [231/416] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:21:32 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/23/13 13:27:05] pwned, Hans.Wurst, and AbrahamLinksys [1620/2072] have team battled brimstone, Kevin, and seisgatos [1259/1394] and won! 3 days, 07:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/13 03:21:43] sp1ga [229/485] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [587/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:38 is added to sp1ga's clock.
[08/25/13 17:41:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 2 days, 19:49:50 toward level 56.
[08/26/13 21:00:09] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:41 towards level 56.
[08/27/13 06:39:24] AbrahamLinksys [272/708] has challenged sartan [660/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/27/13 11:44:29] Preaux, AbrahamLinksys, woonack, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/13 19:26:27] AbrahamLinksys was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:52 from level 56.
[08/28/13 00:20:50] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:37 towards level 56.
[08/28/13 01:40:21] zbart [226/485] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [185/708] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:58:27 is removed from zbart's clock.
[08/29/13 13:49:25] AbrahamLinksys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:16 from level 56.
[08/31/13 02:12:06] AbrahamLinksys [518/708] has come upon XJR-9 [311/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:45 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/02/13 02:39:16] AbrahamLinksys [233/708] has challenged fonzie [274/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.

[09/04/13 05:11:35] AbrahamLinksys [614/708] has come upon Syloq [123/579] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:27:09 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/04/13 05:48:14] pwned [188/897] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [319/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:01:36 is added to pwned's clock.
[09/05/13 08:23:10] Gizmokid2005, AbrahamLinksys, and Zammo [591/2056] have team battled Tenorman, SpamMage, and Kinsmir [1818/1915] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/13 12:48:09] cudaman73 [67/287] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [74/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[09/05/13 13:31:03] omni [167/220] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [6/708] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:18 is removed from omni's clock.
[09/05/13 14:27:42] AbrahamLinksys and pekster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/13 13:02:29] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:59:49 from level 57.
[09/06/13 14:37:46] avocado [221/668] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [489/708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:24:01 is added to avocado's clock.
[09/07/13 04:56:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 19:26:09 from level 57.
[09/08/13 02:41:09] filinep, milo64, and idisjunction [1348/1438] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, TauPan, and tiwake [461/1855] and won! 0 days, 01:23:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/13 09:47:57] AbrahamLinksys [113/708] has challenged OrranjJulius [150/197] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:52:18 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.

[09/11/13 05:44:54] brendan [797/826] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [667/708] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:40:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/11/13 17:07:30] Squid_Tamer [188/415] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [88/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:59:05 is removed from Squid_Tamer's clock.
[09/13/13 12:18:43] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:26:54 towards level 57.
[09/13/13 12:19:19] AbrahamLinksys [134/578] has challenged Fogel [410/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:01:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/13/13 12:40:34] Traz [124/206] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [455/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Traz's clock.
[09/13/13 15:27:05] UndyingShadow [429/495] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [180/578] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:14:50 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[09/13/13 23:14:41] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:07:08 towards level 57.
[09/14/13 01:42:29] sondove and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/13 14:03:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 1 day, 18:08:11 toward level 57.
[09/14/13 19:12:27] tann [348/491] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [360/578] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to tann's clock.
[09/17/13 19:05:29] AbrahamLinksys died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:35:21 from level 57.
[09/19/13 01:09:18] Chenzw and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/13 04:13:37] MMavipc [393/412] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [351/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from MMavipc's clock.
[09/19/13 08:06:46] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:18 from level 57.
[09/25/13 16:37:07] AbrahamLinksys got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:15:00 from level 57.
[09/25/13 20:21:23] Ephod [252/955] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [250/578] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:40:38 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/25/13 20:31:10] Unsub, Birdbones, and AbrahamLinksys [930/1771] have team battled Koreth, TauPan, and dxrt [908/1371] and won! 0 days, 00:54:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/13 07:59:34] zbart, Cenhinen, and sondove [156/1592] have team battled kapitanluffy, AbrahamLinksys, and MMavipc [484/1716] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/13 16:57:45] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:58:20 towards level 57.
[09/26/13 21:26:46] AbrahamLinksys [463/578] has challenged Majak [323/442] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:07:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/27/13 06:50:41] Maple-Chestnut [349/398] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [184/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:45 is removed from Maple-Chestnut's clock.
[09/27/13 15:56:44] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:40:13 from level 57.
[10/04/13 02:16:58] OrranjJulius [332/437] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [65/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:59:08 is removed from OrranjJulius's clock.
[10/08/13 20:33:49] AbrahamLinksys [577/581] has challenged Beavis [922/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:39:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/09/13 04:23:02] Spazturtle stole AbrahamLinksys's level 40 charm while they were sleeping! Spazturtle leaves his old level 39 charm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[10/10/13 08:58:16] AbrahamLinksys and Fluttershy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/13 09:25:38] AbrahamLinksys [182/580] has come upon gipyelrah [660/880] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:58:33 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/10/13 18:34:29] Zammo [212/504] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [535/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Zammo's clock.
[10/11/13 09:48:07] AbrahamLinksys [220/580] has challenged ChiefRA [73/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:36:14 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/11/13 11:29:51] Dark-Fx [161/247] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [14/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Dark-Fx's clock.
[10/11/13 22:01:58] Chenzw, XJR-9, and Darky [1267/1538] have team battled Deny, AbrahamLinksys, and pwned [1160/1837] and won! 0 days, 01:04:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/13 20:11:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 13 days, 13:06:15 toward level 57.
[10/13/13 00:23:28] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/13 08:26:10] AbrahamLinksys and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/13 16:39:47] h00k [185/867] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [201/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:56:06 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/15/13 04:06:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 06:26:04 from level 57.
[10/15/13 07:09:28] Tenorman [245/760] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [142/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:27:58 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/15/13 21:12:46] AbrahamLinksys [353/580] has challenged Polsaker [211/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:45:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/16/13 19:16:10] AbrahamLinksys, avocado, pekster, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/13 13:22:09] AbrahamLinksys [105/580] has challenged seek [708/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/17/13 18:31:43] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:28 towards level 57.
[10/17/13 23:36:58] AbrahamLinksys got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:07 from level 57.
[10/18/13 09:12:28] AbrahamLinksys and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/13 06:31:41] AbrahamLinksys [316/580] has challenged Polsaker [20/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:35:59 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/19/13 11:11:43] AbrahamLinksys and gylgamesh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/13 23:41:58] AbrahamLinksys [466/580] has come upon desspugne [526/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:38 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/20/13 10:38:15] AbrahamLinksys [511/580] has challenged aucg [140/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/20/13 13:15:42] AbrahamLinksys [14/590] has challenged Zammo [183/504] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/21/13 22:46:47] AbrahamLinksys [574/590] has challenged suterismus [754/1234] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:01:26 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/22/13 11:56:04] randompherret [34/297] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [419/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to randompherret's clock.
[10/22/13 18:14:25] Deny, Gerdesas, and jose [1076/1502] have team battled Mateusz, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [128/2154] and won! 1 day, 06:25:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/13 22:00:25] Godisme [0/4] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [569/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Godisme's clock.
[10/23/13 12:55:34] AbrahamLinksys [183/590] has challenged Kabaka [200/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:43:26 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/24/13 02:05:12] AbrahamLinksys [486/590] has come upon Chenzw [23/552] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:14:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/24/13 06:59:48] h00k [319/863] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [108/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:56:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/24/13 10:22:44] ahmiq [704/746] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [201/590] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:03:12 is removed from ahmiq's clock.
[10/25/13 02:11:47] Charris, Iuz, and nitzer [1501/1807] have team battled Kinsmir, lolwut, and AbrahamLinksys [267/1625] and won! 2 days, 22:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/13 08:05:39] seek [319/755] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [332/559] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:41:20 is added to seek's clock.
[10/25/13 12:36:20] pekster, filinep, and AbrahamLinksys [1608/1895] have team battled gylgamesh, UndyingShadow, and Sheudecai [178/1309] and won! 0 days, 11:47:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/13 17:58:04] AbrahamLinksys [208/559] has come upon BlastHardcheese [417/845] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:21:57 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/26/13 11:24:46] Fluttershy, AbrahamLinksys, and tmberg [509/1690] have team battled Simie, Unsub, and Charris [1247/1537] and lost! 5 days, 02:52:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/13 19:13:40] h00k [300/863] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [264/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:00 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/26/13 19:54:57] AbrahamLinksys [433/559] has come upon fester [306/396] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:18:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/27/13 19:19:23] blizgerg [709/852] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [123/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:08:04 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/27/13 21:07:48] Jareeta [215/1032] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [350/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:41 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[10/28/13 03:18:40] AbrahamLinksys [65/559] has come upon dwfreed [270/394] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:20:41 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/28/13 04:36:10] AbrahamLinksys [107/559] has come upon vectr0n [18/389] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:33:58 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/28/13 10:00:32] zbart and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/13 09:34:08] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:30 towards level 58.
[10/30/13 16:36:39] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:00 towards level 58.
[10/30/13 16:47:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 10 days, 14:00:50 toward level 58.
[10/30/13 18:37:29] AbrahamLinksys [489/564] has come upon Enub [208/355] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:08:21 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/30/13 20:36:49] AbrahamLinksys [243/564] has challenged grooverider [751/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:13:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/31/13 00:29:30] AbrahamLinksys [433/564] has come upon Gerdesas [187/539] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:14:00 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/31/13 00:29:30] AbrahamLinksys has dealt Gerdesas a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:11:15 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[10/31/13 06:35:43] AbrahamLinksys and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/13 01:29:17] Dinkus [13/39] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [5/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:35 is removed from Dinkus's clock.
[11/02/13 06:37:10] AbrahamLinksys [441/564] has come upon Weedle [219/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:58:01 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/02/13 06:37:10] AbrahamLinksys has dealt Weedle a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:51:34 is added to Weedle's clock.
[11/02/13 06:58:24] AbrahamLinksys [458/564] has come upon Weedle [47/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:31 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/04/13 18:27:26] AbrahamLinksys [437/564] has come upon Ascended [81/347] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:47 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/06/13 19:16:57] AbrahamLinksys [498/564] has challenged sjefen6 [288/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:49 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/07/13 08:31:56] vaetis [4/132] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [362/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to vaetis's clock.
[11/08/13 10:30:20] nikoJ [431/606] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [299/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:01:12 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[11/09/13 19:04:01] TauPan [0/348] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [478/564] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:00:59 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/10/13 21:05:16] Flynn [0/6] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [156/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Flynn's clock.
[11/11/13 05:57:29] AbrahamLinksys [562/564] has come upon RedW [228/881] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:09 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/11/13 23:24:09] Ulrich, naori, and AbrahamLinksys [1147/1813] have team battled Cenhinen, yano, and rasputo [597/2427] and won! 0 days, 03:25:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 13:04:27] AbrahamLinksys [299/564] has challenged Ephur [530/1019] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/13/13 05:54:09] AbrahamLinksys and gylgamesh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/13 02:05:50] freeboson, CornFly, and bairyn [387/1676] have team battled michagogo|cloud, tmberg, and AbrahamLinksys [1581/1757] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 02:39:37] grooverider [333/896] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [117/564] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:10:42 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/16/13 21:55:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 12 days, 20:51:05 toward level 59.
[11/17/13 02:17:22] AbrahamLinksys [18/564] has challenged rasputo [417/722] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:34:34 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/17/13 18:17:06] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:35 towards level 59.
[11/19/13 00:52:30] AbrahamLinksys was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:54 from level 59.
[11/20/13 12:38:13] preflex and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/13 04:06:32] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:24:26 towards level 59.
[11/21/13 06:28:09] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:42:08 towards level 59.
[11/21/13 10:59:27] DemosDemon, Zammo, AbrahamLinksys, and gylgamesh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/13 21:28:31] AbrahamLinksys was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:52:07 from level 59.
[11/26/13 03:29:33] brimstone, AbrahamLinksys, and Lenny [257/2064] have team battled Str1ngS, Vostok, and CornFly [560/1723] and lost! 1 day, 23:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/13 09:52:41] Cliph [24/251] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [391/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Cliph's clock.
[11/26/13 18:27:22] AbrahamLinksys and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 14:18:57] Deny [346/510] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [16/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:45:25 is removed from Deny's clock.
[11/28/13 05:11:29] AbrahamLinksys was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:51 from level 59.
[11/28/13 08:24:37] AbrahamLinksys [242/564] has challenged Xpktro [124/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:15 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/28/13 10:40:32] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:39 towards level 59.
[11/28/13 13:48:57] Fluttershy [218/524] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [232/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:10:14 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[11/29/13 09:17:44] AbrahamLinksys [383/567] has come upon argus [309/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:58:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/01/13 04:41:09] AbrahamLinksys [318/567] has challenged D4CH_RPi [169/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:36:14 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/01/13 12:53:41] argus and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/13 10:16:23] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:46 towards level 59.
[12/02/13 20:42:04] gideonstar stole AbrahamLinksys's level 66 shield while they were sleeping! gideonstar leaves his old level 17 shield behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[12/03/13 17:56:56] AbrahamLinksys [415/513] has challenged SpamMage [274/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:54 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/03/13 23:58:30] AbrahamLinksys [121/513] has challenged lipek [391/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/05/13 03:33:10] TROGDOR [137/159] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [486/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[12/05/13 12:55:36] AbrahamLinksys [430/513] has challenged Weedle [161/522] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/05/13 18:32:15] SrijayKasturi, Lightstalker, and vegadark [208/1389] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, TROGDOR, and Plasmastar [322/1491] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/13 05:36:02] Pici and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/13 18:13:56] ovf [1/18] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [291/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to ovf's clock.
[12/08/13 15:17:42] Binkley, suterismus, and AngryParsley [1114/2501] have team battled Simie, AbrahamLinksys, and lemuck [1091/1628] and won! 0 days, 08:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/13 20:27:38] pwned [902/909] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [477/513] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:59:01 is removed from pwned's clock.
[12/09/13 15:16:39] Kelet, Birdbones, and AbrahamLinksys [1323/1636] have team battled ovf, archlich, and Mustek [624/1132] and won! 1 day, 07:17:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/13 00:36:49] AbrahamLinksys [379/513] has challenged Xpktro [114/336] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:13:23 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/10/13 11:54:26] AbrahamLinksys [184/513] has come upon pwned [378/909] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:43:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/10/13 19:24:12] dwfreed, greycat, and XJR-9 [429/1810] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, m0shbear, and vrillusions [2197/2255] and lost! 3 days, 02:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/13 02:55:57] Lenny [697/1094] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [383/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:29:11 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[12/12/13 02:55:57] Lenny has dealt AbrahamLinksys a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:26:34 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/12/13 10:25:46] GilbertErik [320/345] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [383/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:34 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/13/13 04:54:38] AbrahamLinksys [424/513] has come upon kenyon [600/1028] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:02:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/13/13 14:41:55] AbrahamLinksys, Kinsmir, and Meetch_the_Bold [1209/1610] have team battled Binkley, pekster, and Bombur [1168/1868] and won! 0 days, 20:44:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/13 21:34:29] AbrahamLinksys [322/513] has come upon gideonstar [311/450] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:35:35 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/15/13 23:00:33] AbrahamLinksys [442/513] has come upon DemosDemon [438/687] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:41:01 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/16/13 03:03:05] Plasmastar and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/13 03:04:49] Maru, AbrahamLinksys, and sartan [1140/1897] have team battled allo, dpk, and sjefen6 [1583/1896] and lost! 0 days, 20:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/13 16:22:24] AbrahamLinksys [227/513] has come upon STMelon [108/239] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:01:30 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/18/13 00:07:51] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:39:28 from level 60.
[12/18/13 09:55:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 08:52:17 from level 60.
[12/18/13 15:36:27] Yankee, AbrahamLinksys, and blizgerg [509/2126] have team battled Alfie, Zammo, and XJR-9 [1383/1939] and lost! 0 days, 15:29:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/13 05:25:38] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:04 towards level 60.
[12/20/13 01:21:18] pants and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/13 18:12:15] skasturi, Darky, and AndroidVaan [1198/1447] have team battled LordFella, dpk, and AbrahamLinksys [214/1874] and won! 0 days, 01:32:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/13 19:12:30] Hans.Wurst [19/708] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [357/513] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[12/21/13 12:46:06] AbrahamLinksys [212/513] has challenged csssuf [73/399] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:22:01 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/21/13 17:00:09] Majak, Cameron_D, AbrahamLinksys, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/13 01:50:57] AbrahamLinksys [134/513] has come upon Ttech [796/1163] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:01:34 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/22/13 01:51:15] AbrahamLinksys [381/513] has come upon Mustek [46/315] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:01:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/22/13 22:54:18] sjefen6 [153/474] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [66/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:50:33 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/23/13 07:56:31] AbrahamLinksys [294/513] has challenged csssuf [93/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:33:55 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/24/13 06:40:47] AbrahamLinksys and skasturi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/13 15:19:26] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:12:00 from level 60.
[12/26/13 19:06:18] outofit [1/4] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [53/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to outofit's clock.
[12/26/13 20:42:58] AbrahamLinksys [506/513] has come upon Vostok [424/751] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:34:58 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/28/13 01:34:27] Kabaka, TROGDOR, and [dmp] [728/1877] have team battled gylgamesh, we6jbo, and AbrahamLinksys [1202/1599] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/13 20:12:08] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/13 02:48:38] AbrahamLinksys [470/513] has come upon jessica [218/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:28:49 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/29/13 23:02:28] mnemon, desspugne, and hoff [576/1537] have team battled suterismus, AbrahamLinksys, and Krenz [1402/2259] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/13 12:35:02] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:58 towards level 60.
[12/30/13 15:09:11] [dmp], pekster, and EngierkO [89/1568] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, XJR-9, and filinep [52/1997] and won! 0 days, 00:20:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/14 06:40:03] csssuf and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/14 12:10:54] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:50 towards level 60.
[01/01/14 19:52:12] tmberg [405/893] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [167/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:07 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[01/02/14 09:55:31] tmberg [337/893] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [204/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:21 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[01/03/14 00:48:45] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:29 towards level 60.
[01/03/14 00:59:41] c0de [63/519] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [504/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to c0de's clock.
[01/03/14 20:13:05] Zett [156/428] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [202/513] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Zett's clock.
[01/06/14 04:53:29] Furry and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/14 08:17:56] vegadark [54/926] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [137/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:47 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/07/14 12:26:48] nyislanders2121 [718/875] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [341/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from nyislanders2121's clock.
[01/08/14 19:32:20] pekster [9/564] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [8/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:38:14 is removed from pekster's clock.
[01/08/14 22:57:19] suterismus [746/1286] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [454/513] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:01:11 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/09/14 11:05:49] CFSworks, ChiefRA, and Fluttershy [575/1789] have team battled yasdorian, AbrahamLinksys, and Yankee [1433/1954] and lost! 2 days, 00:47:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/14 17:47:45] AbrahamLinksys [141/535] has challenged Farsten [110/223] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:59:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/11/14 05:08:59] pants and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 11:45:38] aucg, mthw, and blizgerg [1778/1905] have team battled TROGDOR, Majak, and AbrahamLinksys [362/1274] and won! 1 day, 00:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 19:50:07] AbrahamLinksys [387/535] has challenged gipyelrah [787/900] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:53:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/11/14 22:46:13] AbrahamLinksys got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:34:48 from level 61.
[01/12/14 20:58:17] rxcomm [144/192] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [484/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/12/14 22:56:35] vegadark [161/476] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [143/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:13:25 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/13/14 14:41:19] pekster [130/556] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [113/535] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:10 is removed from pekster's clock.
[01/14/14 16:53:15] m0shbear, AbrahamLinksys, Colty, and DanYELL have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/14 23:05:55] Eiam and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/14 08:49:27] AbrahamLinksys [385/535] has come upon rxcomm [122/223] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:50:18 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/15/14 11:31:53] aarontc [278/569] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [102/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from aarontc's clock.
[01/17/14 10:02:22] souhee [1/7] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [434/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to souhee's clock.
[01/18/14 08:34:34] AbrahamLinksys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:58:35 from level 61.
[01/19/14 00:12:36] MartinBlank, Simie, and brimstone [1257/1741] have team battled tmberg, AbrahamLinksys, and rasputo [1055/2167] and won! 0 days, 14:21:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/14 01:48:39] AbrahamLinksys and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/14 06:17:34] AbrahamLinksys [202/535] has come upon Krenz [196/480] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:24:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/19/14 10:52:29] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:29 towards level 61.
[01/19/14 11:35:34] AbrahamLinksys [115/535] has challenged Nathan [35/374] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:58:42 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/19/14 20:49:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 6 days, 19:24:53 toward level 61.
[01/20/14 09:27:21] AbrahamLinksys [183/535] has come upon kork [25/272] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:13:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/20/14 17:36:08] [dmp] [399/881] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [22/535] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:39:30 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[01/20/14 17:36:09] [dmp] has dealt AbrahamLinksys a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:05:28 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/20/14 18:04:57] AbrahamLinksys was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:52 from level 61.
[01/21/14 02:45:40] Hans.Wurst [254/731] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [88/535] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:43:55 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[01/21/14 04:40:58] Gundorf [117/230] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [218/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Gundorf's clock.
[01/21/14 07:13:13] rxcomm stole AbrahamLinksys's level 38 helm while they were sleeping! rxcomm leaves his old level 25 helm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[01/21/14 10:04:14] AbrahamLinksys [5/521] has come upon dwfreed [165/435] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:12:37 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/24/14 17:08:19] AbrahamLinksys [451/521] has challenged keeper_c [1149/1157] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:50:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/26/14 06:13:22] bigjay [547/733] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [224/521] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:06:43 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[01/26/14 08:58:39] AbrahamLinksys [39/521] has come upon Scar3cr0w [8/464] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:13:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/26/14 10:27:50] Cameron_D [265/945] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [347/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:07:02 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[01/27/14 20:05:26] AbrahamLinksys and Bombur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/14 20:28:05] AbrahamLinksys [32/521] has challenged Prometheus [187/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:59:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/27/14 21:40:46] jbroome [90/664] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [258/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:50 is added to jbroome's clock.
[01/29/14 02:36:24] AbrahamLinksys [71/521] has challenged Colty [424/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:20:50 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/01/14 14:43:21] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:32 towards level 61.
[02/02/14 00:45:28] Meetch_the_Bold and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/14 13:19:37] Quoren [0/1] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [429/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Quoren's clock.
[02/07/14 01:12:29] AbrahamLinksys [81/521] has come upon Krenz [273/511] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:07:25 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/07/14 12:41:20] AbrahamLinksys discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:22 towards level 61.
[02/07/14 15:01:25] skasturi [234/557] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [506/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to skasturi's clock.
[02/12/14 13:06:51] archlich, AngryParsley, and Meistarin [707/1951] have team battled idisjunction, AbrahamLinksys, and Tiamat [666/1255] and won! 1 day, 16:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/14 16:06:59] AbrahamLinksys [186/521] has challenged Nathan [208/622] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:39:54 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/12/14 22:03:33] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:23:22 towards level 61.
[02/13/14 03:03:24] AbrahamLinksys and Deny have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/14 09:11:58] AbrahamLinksys [271/521] has challenged MadHatter [140/585] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:10:17 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/14/14 16:06:56] AbrahamLinksys and MartinBlank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/14 22:02:22] AbrahamLinksys [422/521] has come upon Chenzw [389/598] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:56:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/15/14 18:27:23] AbrahamLinksys [36/521] has challenged tsh [271/895] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:08:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/21/14 04:47:25] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:06:05 towards level 61.
[02/21/14 12:45:31] Cenhinen [606/748] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [144/521] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:52:52 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[03/07/14 13:36:09] AbrahamLinksys [260/521] has come upon pfoley [42/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:54:21 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/07/14 22:01:01] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:47 towards level 61.
[03/08/14 15:04:35] AbrahamLinksys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:50:38 from level 61.
[03/09/14 14:54:00] AbrahamLinksys [139/521] has come upon aucg [537/672] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:33:38 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/10/14 06:28:42] RansomTime [215/623] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [138/521] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from RansomTime's clock.
[03/11/14 10:20:06] AbrahamLinksys [481/521] has challenged RedW [564/922] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:07:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/12/14 22:21:07] Vostok stole AbrahamLinksys's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! Vostok leaves his old level 58 ring behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[03/12/14 23:29:52] AbrahamLinksys [506/507] has challenged Zaratustra [343/440] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:50:46 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/13/14 22:35:57] AbrahamLinksys [348/507] has challenged kenyon [253/1035] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:31:10 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/14/14 00:33:25] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:22:57 towards level 61.
[03/14/14 17:25:02] mamarley [97/161] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [96/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:11 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[03/14/14 21:42:04] kenyon [987/1035] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [168/507] in combat and won! 14 days, 04:18:55 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/15/14 02:43:17] AbrahamLinksys [328/507] has challenged TheMadHatter [126/384] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:20:05 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/16/14 17:09:39] noother, RedW, and Adar [283/2118] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Doctor, and Meistarin [635/1430] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/14 19:42:06] Bokkie [236/319] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [122/507] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:33:52 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[03/17/14 02:46:55] Cenhinen, felipe, and tmberg [1417/2141] have team battled jdpage, XenGi, and AbrahamLinksys [123/1370] and won! 0 days, 10:31:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/14 00:33:33] Cenhinen, rmbell.the.great, and vrillusions [901/2534] have team battled ChiefRA, IdleMaster, and AbrahamLinksys [1055/1484] and lost! 4 days, 11:08:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/14 05:02:05] PiotrekD [394/448] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [394/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/18/14 06:09:52] fester, gipyelrah, and Gizmokid2005 [367/2538] have team battled irix, AbrahamLinksys, and Hrmph [1155/1751] and lost! 0 days, 13:19:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/14 07:20:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 15 days, 23:30:18 toward level 61.
[03/21/14 02:20:08] AbrahamLinksys [38/507] has challenged AngryParsley [708/936] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:07:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/22/14 23:31:42] irix [799/810] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [295/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:04:23 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/23/14 13:35:21] archlich [282/649] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [424/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:53:33 is added to archlich's clock.
[03/24/14 12:07:22] Hrmph, Grim, and AbrahamLinksys [1555/1918] have team battled rym_, Fede, and FrodoTheHobbit [1179/1468] and won! 0 days, 01:14:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/14 02:45:04] Bombur [338/1150] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [505/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:27 is added to Bombur's clock.
[03/25/14 04:14:29] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:38:25 towards level 61.
[03/25/14 06:07:45] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:29:19 towards level 61.
[03/25/14 07:25:04] AbrahamLinksys [90/507] has come upon Virtual [1040/1113] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:45:32 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/25/14 07:27:10] Jolgard [235/310] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [378/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Jolgard's clock.
[03/25/14 08:46:27] AbrahamLinksys, Yankee, and CornFly [802/1705] have team battled Furry, Ulrich, and Birdbones [1091/1780] and lost! 2 days, 05:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/14 18:49:09] rasputo [447/1081] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [455/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:21 is added to rasputo's clock.
[03/26/14 08:52:47] AbrahamLinksys [348/507] has challenged AxForest [38/608] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:10:52 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/26/14 11:25:48] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:38:44 towards level 61.
[04/14/14 11:39:16] Yankee, Pici, and lipek [1580/2284] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, MetaNova, and blizgerg [305/1980] and won! 0 days, 01:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/14 06:19:47] DouweM [104/129] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [45/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:07 is removed from DouweM's clock.
[04/16/14 05:29:07] AbrahamLinksys and AxForest have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/14 14:30:14] argus and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/14 20:01:23] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:28:15 towards level 61.
[05/02/14 05:29:34] Meistarin, AbrahamLinksys, and AngryParsley [1559/2236] have team battled Furry, Flynn, and Ulrich [344/1436] and won! 0 days, 06:58:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/14 06:19:31] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:30:07 towards level 61.
[05/05/14 16:54:04] AbrahamLinksys [98/507] has challenged m0shbear [518/724] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:25:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/06/14 02:54:02] AbrahamLinksys slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AbrahamLinksys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/14 02:56:54] Ttech [663/1161] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [270/501] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:02:55 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/06/14 02:56:54] Ttech has dealt AbrahamLinksys a Critical Strike! 10 days, 23:18:39 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/06/14 04:13:50] zid [131/198] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [345/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to zid's clock.
[05/07/14 12:03:48] Toagac [600/712] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [441/501] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:21:45 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[05/07/14 16:45:09] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:40:44 towards level 61.
[05/08/14 02:53:05] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:50:04 towards level 61.
[05/08/14 16:55:43] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:34:04 from level 61.
[05/09/14 20:44:12] Vargink [178/391] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [426/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Vargink's clock.
[05/10/14 18:58:23] SchrodingersScat [191/249] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [458/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[05/12/14 04:08:51] Rory [162/259] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [358/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Rory's clock.
[05/12/14 07:01:52] yond, AbrahamLinksys, and CornFly [714/1819] have team battled vegadark, Alfie, and BlastHardcheese [1090/2000] and lost! 6 days, 16:20:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/14 12:56:55] Furry and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/14 16:05:01] Devrim [132/517] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [11/501] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:02:08 is removed from Devrim's clock.
[05/13/14 15:31:43] IoP [305/330] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [426/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to IoP's clock.
[05/15/14 01:27:58] Mateusz, neurospex, Majak, and AbrahamLinksys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/14 09:03:00] Wayneoween [401/627] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [301/501] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:02:16 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[05/17/14 11:18:12] bairyn [427/575] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [48/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:40:46 is removed from bairyn's clock.
[05/17/14 23:28:59] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:24:16 towards level 61.
[05/18/14 04:56:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 9 days, 06:16:16 toward level 61.
[05/19/14 13:33:13] AbrahamLinksys [236/501] has challenged KennyG [342/358] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:48:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/20/14 02:37:17] AbrahamLinksys [477/501] has challenged slurms [152/299] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/20/14 21:39:59] Yako stole AbrahamLinksys's level 53 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Yako leaves his old level 33 pair of gloves behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[05/21/14 03:54:28] Godisme, Yako, and wakeupscreaming [548/2508] have team battled kensington, AbrahamLinksys, and pekster [1234/1474] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/14 18:33:07] cst [3/389] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [106/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:06 is added to cst's clock.
[05/23/14 16:03:06] AbrahamLinksys [375/482] has challenged gipyelrah [584/930] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:08:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/27/14 11:53:03] AbrahamLinksys [154/482] has come upon rmbell.the.great [101/732] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:09:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/28/14 00:33:23] irix, m0shbear, and r00f [440/1889] have team battled Zigtalk, AbrahamLinksys, and Jens [359/1421] and won! 0 days, 12:58:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/14 07:58:41] Str1ngS and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/14 03:55:48] clonak [258/400] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [456/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to clonak's clock.
[05/29/14 10:30:13] AbrahamLinksys met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:25:53 from level 61.
[05/30/14 01:49:29] MetaNova [83/553] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [314/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:35 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[05/30/14 11:37:06] a1291762 stole AbrahamLinksys's level 98 tunic while they were sleeping! a1291762 leaves his old level 97 tunic behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[09/16/14 00:15:04] pants and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/14 07:02:28] PiotrekD [549/790] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [59/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:10 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[09/16/14 08:03:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 2 days, 16:31:43 toward level 61.
[09/16/14 10:13:38] Virtual, AbrahamLinksys, and gideonstar [567/2264] have team battled yano, kork, and naw [1610/1750] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/14 19:05:58] SchrodingersScat [794/826] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [72/481] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:47:47 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[09/16/14 19:36:26] AbrahamLinksys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:24:55 from level 61.
[09/17/14 16:11:58] lipek [832/1008] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [442/481] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:07:22 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/18/14 12:04:00] AbrahamLinksys [96/481] has come upon Revi [281/452] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:22:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/18/14 12:51:34] Cooter, gideonstar, and ajhgfa [1269/1572] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, cxz, and h00k [1708/1829] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 13:58:40] AbrahamLinksys EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:45:24 from level 61.
[09/18/14 19:20:03] Meistarin [407/864] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [17/481] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:19:13 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[09/18/14 19:22:36] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:23:50 towards level 61.
[09/19/14 01:47:15] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:10:20 from level 61.
[09/19/14 02:14:55] argus and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/14 09:09:01] AbrahamLinksys got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:52 from level 61.
[09/20/14 11:33:23] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:01 towards level 61.
[09/21/14 01:25:23] Majak and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/14 06:52:58] AKBlindy [405/514] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [205/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:24:52 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[09/22/14 05:54:16] woonack, AbrahamLinksys, and Spazturtle [683/1979] have team battled bigjay, Frogging101, and Cypher [215/1572] and won! 3 days, 09:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/14 13:11:41] AbrahamLinksys [148/486] has challenged MontyZuma [526/841] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:33:52 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/25/14 15:50:16] Quix0te and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/14 23:00:35] alexj [110/182] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [32/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:18 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/26/14 17:19:56] AbrahamLinksys [324/486] has challenged woonack [697/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:23 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/26/14 19:07:29] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:45 towards level 61.
[09/27/14 09:24:38] AbrahamLinksys [246/486] has challenged Majak [199/317] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:56:29 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/28/14 19:07:15] w3stside [227/253] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [252/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to w3stside's clock.
[09/29/14 00:35:51] AbrahamLinksys [50/486] has challenged allo [435/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/29/14 17:18:46] AbrahamLinksys slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AbrahamLinksys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/14 07:13:21] kenyon, AbrahamLinksys, and Hydrogenum [1492/2458] have team battled mthw, Flynn, and greycat [1747/2018] and lost! 2 days, 21:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/14 16:21:00] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:54 towards level 61.
[10/08/14 00:55:52] Sir_Lemming [430/519] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [361/481] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:35:34 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/08/14 07:15:22] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:50 towards level 61.
[10/08/14 12:01:16] AbrahamLinksys [419/481] has challenged Kinsmir [586/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:03:23 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/08/14 16:32:46] Derpy, AbrahamLinksys, vegadark, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/14 23:35:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 2 days, 16:34:14 toward level 61.
[10/09/14 07:15:32] MetaNova and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/14 19:56:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 11:14:11 from level 61.
[10/11/14 06:54:30] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:36 towards level 61.
[10/11/14 23:58:48] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:45 towards level 61.
[10/12/14 08:31:31] zid [89/454] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [431/481] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to zid's clock.
[10/14/14 21:27:16] AbrahamLinksys [406/481] has come upon Gunther [211/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:09:22 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/15/14 07:39:09] AbrahamLinksys [273/481] has come upon jettero [17/178] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:55:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/16/14 08:19:44] naw [394/520] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [353/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from naw's clock.
[10/16/14 11:08:31] Meistarin, aucg, and AbrahamLinksys [1287/2053] have team battled Skidel, Kartoffelsuppe, and lolwut [183/1816] and won! 1 day, 04:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 15:59:33] Son_of_Guy, m0shbear, and AbrahamLinksys [392/1501] have team battled Spazturtle, SpamMage, and paklido [1580/1928] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/14 21:15:07] VonGuard [143/575] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [384/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[10/16/14 22:40:29] idisjunction, Kartoffelsuppe, and zbart [993/1782] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Vargink, and suterismus [109/2143] and won! 0 days, 13:20:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/14 02:06:04] Frogging101 [233/390] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [362/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:56 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[10/24/14 16:09:59] Plasmastar [32/457] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [352/481] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:28:33 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/29/14 11:42:32] Derpy [272/666] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [360/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:49 is added to Derpy's clock.
[10/30/14 13:54:23] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:50 towards level 61.
[11/01/14 12:31:20] Rarity, Tenorman, and tmberg [1002/2231] have team battled Krenz, Shayanjm, and AbrahamLinksys [469/1850] and won! 0 days, 06:07:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/14 21:26:01] AbrahamLinksys and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/14 03:46:27] Adar, bendem, and nfsnobody [902/1578] have team battled Birdbones, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [1035/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/14 11:24:52] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:03 towards level 61.
[11/02/14 20:08:16] Alfie and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 05:49:16] Andries [5/90] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [59/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/03/14 07:16:16] AbrahamLinksys [354/530] has challenged identd [117/329] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:42:46 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/03/14 12:46:16] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:45:25 towards level 62.
[11/03/14 15:11:43] bendem [277/418] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [83/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from bendem's clock.
[11/03/14 15:18:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 24 days, 18:02:44 toward level 62.
[11/05/14 00:38:22] AbrahamLinksys [42/530] has come upon ElectRo [948/1296] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:33:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/07/14 06:23:44] Lucien [86/292] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [108/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Lucien's clock.
[11/07/14 12:26:22] AbrahamLinksys [433/530] has come upon Sixbierehomme [183/572] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:22:47 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/07/14 16:49:13] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:11:28 from level 62.
[11/08/14 07:58:15] brian448 [4/417] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [112/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:42:01 is added to brian448's clock.
[11/09/14 06:57:45] Soappy [0/4] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [302/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Soappy's clock.
[11/10/14 12:16:59] AbrahamLinksys [102/530] has come upon kenyon [387/1133] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:22:59 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/11/14 06:19:49] AbrahamLinksys [157/530] has challenged IdleMaster [68/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:31:30 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/11/14 12:39:07] Kartoffelsuppe, AbrahamLinksys, and kaplejon [864/1441] have team battled lanier, Frogging101, and pekster [902/1177] and lost! 0 days, 19:49:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/14 13:12:48] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:52 towards level 62.
[11/11/14 18:23:28] pipework [214/437] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [329/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:06 is added to pipework's clock.
[11/13/14 09:00:40] AbrahamLinksys [33/530] has come upon Barry [416/573] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:31:11 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/14/14 02:40:41] Totengeist [279/413] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [480/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:33 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[11/15/14 00:53:21] allo, Sixbierehomme, SpamMage, and AbrahamLinksys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/14 10:58:26] ChiefRA [238/550] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [389/530] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:40:08 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[11/16/14 20:50:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 5 days, 00:08:09 toward level 62.
[11/18/14 15:39:55] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:58:30 from level 62.
[11/19/14 10:20:57] benonsoftware [443/446] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [205/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:46:42 is removed from benonsoftware's clock.
[11/19/14 10:20:57] In the fierce battle, AbrahamLinksys dropped his level 69 helm! benonsoftware picks it up, tossing his old level 68 helm to AbrahamLinksys.
[11/20/14 01:02:54] zinya, AbrahamLinksys, and Nathan [888/1691] have team battled davidfg4, SchrodingersScat, and Jeran [1889/1898] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/14 06:27:17] AbrahamLinksys [161/529] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [102/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/20/14 14:15:07] Meistarin, reim, and Adar [672/1976] have team battled strugart, AbrahamLinksys, and MontyZuma [292/1859] and won! 0 days, 00:38:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/14 22:19:11] jeaye stole AbrahamLinksys's level 68 helm while they were sleeping! jeaye leaves his old level 60 helm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[11/22/14 06:49:25] igorastds [53/311] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [382/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:15 is added to igorastds's clock.
[11/23/14 08:51:56] TauPan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 15:15:08] dindinx and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/14 18:06:10] ganja, Weedle, and Silvanus_Betrium [360/1401] have team battled Troxa, AbrahamLinksys, and pixelate [1111/1583] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/14 06:08:18] dindinx, Str1ngS, and droogie [1559/1749] have team battled filinep, zid, and AbrahamLinksys [821/1417] and won! 0 days, 12:31:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 19:15:21] Kyree, identd, and AbrahamLinksys [729/1450] have team battled Tenorman, prattmic, and EvilSoul [1361/1857] and lost! 0 days, 08:20:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/14 04:28:57] nickware and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/14 09:21:06] droogie [476/823] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [248/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:48 is removed from droogie's clock.
[11/27/14 09:38:08] AbrahamLinksys [319/520] has come upon desspugne [144/950] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:34 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/27/14 17:23:42] AbrahamLinksys [283/520] has challenged EvilSoul [157/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/27/14 22:08:53] grooverider, m0shbear, and identd [1158/2312] have team battled jstg, r00f, and AbrahamLinksys [951/1430] and won! 0 days, 03:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/14 07:28:10] AbrahamLinksys [223/520] has challenged argus [447/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/28/14 08:28:31] kapitanluffy [171/536] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [382/520] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:53 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[11/28/14 08:34:18] AbrahamLinksys [468/520] has challenged Pici [324/660] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:58:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/28/14 22:12:31] davidfg4 stole AbrahamLinksys's level 60 helm while they were sleeping! davidfg4 leaves his old level 56 helm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[11/28/14 22:49:17] AbrahamLinksys [313/515] has come upon Shr3k [213/549] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:57:53 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/29/14 12:37:35] AbrahamLinksys [339/515] has challenged Mateusz [325/618] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:52:03 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/30/14 02:42:08] r00f [92/407] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [486/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:40:00 is added to r00f's clock.
[12/05/14 09:25:50] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:28 towards level 63.
[12/05/14 14:50:12] AbrahamLinksys reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AbrahamLinksys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/14 23:48:30] AbrahamLinksys [264/517] has come upon ganja [343/404] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:08:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/07/14 15:40:38] Agent86 [93/586] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [476/517] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:10:10 is added to Agent86's clock.
[12/07/14 15:53:06] Majak and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 09:04:18] AbrahamLinksys [204/517] has come upon ToxicMouse [97/329] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:02:33 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/08/14 12:11:25] AbrahamLinksys [42/517] has come upon Meistarin [799/867] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:42:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/08/14 12:47:30] twohlix [240/520] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [214/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:03 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[12/09/14 07:53:31] AbrahamLinksys [39/517] has challenged Lemelisk [58/224] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:45:10 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/09/14 09:54:09] dxrt [363/900] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [138/517] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:49:20 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[12/09/14 11:31:47] kork, bendem, and kaplejon [371/1469] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, AbrahamLinksys, and alexj [791/1463] and lost! 0 days, 19:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/14 14:59:05] ChasedSpade [103/340] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [476/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[12/11/14 00:35:53] AbrahamLinksys [300/517] has come upon Nathan [266/475] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:47:31 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/11/14 01:07:08] allo [309/497] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [347/517] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:07:42 is added to allo's clock.
[12/11/14 13:24:48] AbrahamLinksys [183/526] has come upon pants [286/574] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:00:23 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/12/14 21:23:45] AbrahamLinksys [518/526] has come upon dindinx [20/556] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:55:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/13/14 10:28:42] ruan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/14 11:25:59] AbrahamLinksys [79/526] has challenged Weedle [261/663] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:50:24 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/14/14 10:23:46] Gunther, Glorfindel, and MadHatter [116/1827] have team battled Darky, AbrahamLinksys, and Avon [1869/2220] and lost! 0 days, 23:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/14 08:30:22] AbrahamLinksys [484/526] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [402/979] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:28:07 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/15/14 11:15:34] Kartoffelsuppe, charitwo, and Boohbah [66/1516] have team battled Shayanjm, AbrahamLinksys, and kenyon [1607/2316] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/14 17:11:34] AbrahamLinksys misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:10 from level 63.
[12/15/14 18:07:37] AbrahamLinksys [213/526] has come upon sedrik [563/605] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:54:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/16/14 11:05:15] AbrahamLinksys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:54:41 from level 63.
[12/16/14 15:57:47] ReGan [10/480] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [506/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:50:29 is added to ReGan's clock.
[12/18/14 02:36:56] Frogging101 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 02:39:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 18:14:44 from level 63.
[12/18/14 11:15:39] AbrahamLinksys [484/526] has come upon NightExcessive [193/364] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:33:10 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/18/14 18:57:43] AbrahamLinksys [106/526] has come upon gipyelrah [251/951] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:13:38 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/19/14 01:34:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 3 days, 01:17:22 toward level 63.
[12/19/14 11:04:55] Nathan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/14 15:31:44] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:48 towards level 63.
[12/22/14 10:23:15] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:04:20 towards level 63.
[12/22/14 11:37:00] AbrahamLinksys [443/526] has challenged Cameron_D [781/1042] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:02:32 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/23/14 10:17:05] Zanoab [2/424] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [239/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Zanoab's clock.
[12/23/14 17:51:28] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:39 towards level 63.
[12/24/14 05:42:09] AbrahamLinksys [83/526] has come upon r00f [219/407] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:19:37 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/26/14 12:08:00] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:38 towards level 63.
[12/27/14 10:06:32] AbrahamLinksys, m0shbear, and TheMadHatter [1429/1748] have team battled CFSworks, Zanoab, and Plasmastar [1139/1700] and won! 0 days, 02:40:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 19:23:58] AbrahamLinksys [446/526] has challenged paklido [262/681] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:16:05 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/28/14 20:12:55] AbrahamLinksys [270/526] has come upon Duncan_MacLeod [165/209] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:36:07 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/29/14 02:03:19] identd and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 08:09:58] Agusanz [111/234] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [458/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[12/30/14 23:00:56] honkybonky, zid, and Valkor [471/2047] have team battled nitzer, MontyZuma, and AbrahamLinksys [1723/1885] and lost! 1 day, 20:22:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/14 00:49:40] AbrahamLinksys [159/526] has challenged Tamini [137/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:14:59 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/31/14 20:09:48] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:01 from level 63.
[01/01/15 02:45:42] clearcasting, ajhgfa, and Ladon [914/1288] have team battled m0shbear, Agent86, and AbrahamLinksys [1626/1929] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/15 00:13:26] Cysioland, bairyn, and LordH [1487/1578] have team battled tmberg, AbrahamLinksys, and Wayneoween [1365/2021] and won! 0 days, 14:33:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/15 07:22:42] MetaNova, L235, and AbrahamLinksys [540/1540] have team battled brentwalther, Yankee, and archlich [1387/2153] and lost! 2 days, 10:02:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/15 13:19:49] AbrahamLinksys [482/526] has challenged TheMadHatter [92/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:30:03 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/06/15 14:06:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 10 days, 10:01:03 toward level 63.
[01/06/15 19:59:57] Ladon [351/372] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [265/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:14:15 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[01/10/15 01:45:36] Weedle, AbrahamLinksys, and mishka_san [449/1490] have team battled Avon, L235, and seanmnaes [718/1719] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/15 10:29:21] r00f [240/432] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [64/526] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:20:59 is removed from r00f's clock.
[01/12/15 08:11:24] AbrahamLinksys [401/526] has come upon LordH [54/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:54 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/13/15 03:49:08] jse [79/261] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [273/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to jse's clock.
[01/13/15 14:08:02] AbrahamLinksys broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:21 from level 63.
[01/14/15 13:16:43] Budzogan [215/229] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [275/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[01/14/15 16:04:43] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:45 towards level 63.
[01/14/15 22:55:34] kaplejon [20/491] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [355/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:15 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[01/15/15 00:39:29] AbrahamLinksys [617/690] has challenged greycat [27/849] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/15/15 13:59:59] bl4ckscor3 [191/495] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [564/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:08:01 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/15/15 19:49:37] AbrahamLinksys [538/690] has come upon Hydrogenum [760/973] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:19:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/26/15 20:30:28] ChiefRA and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/15 21:26:20] Str1ngS and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 11:14:39] AbrahamLinksys [103/690] has challenged Lenny [486/990] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:33:43 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/27/15 17:13:30] damyan stole AbrahamLinksys's level 56 helm while they were sleeping! damyan leaves his old level 33 helm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[01/27/15 17:16:25] AbrahamLinksys [353/665] has challenged sasaniak [464/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:36:55 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/28/15 11:16:27] Lenny, AbrahamLinksys, and Cenhinen [61/2167] have team battled keepermurf, kensington, and neo [110/1566] and lost! 4 days, 06:31:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/15 21:12:39] Eksarion [330/372] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [494/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:06:01 is added to Eksarion's clock.
[01/28/15 23:55:00] AbrahamLinksys, NezumiRyu, and prattmic [592/1619] have team battled discopig, Ladon, and pekster [125/1288] and won! 0 days, 00:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/15 03:13:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 32 days, 06:42:02 toward level 64.
[01/29/15 23:49:06] kaplejon [198/491] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [358/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[01/31/15 00:44:50] AbrahamLinksys [232/665] has come upon LordH [21/458] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:35:06 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/15 05:56:36] spaceCore [3/8] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [100/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to spaceCore's clock.
[01/31/15 15:50:16] AbrahamLinksys [475/665] has come upon Ttech [45/1366] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:29:45 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/15 15:50:16] AbrahamLinksys has dealt Ttech a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:36:21 is added to Ttech's clock.
[01/31/15 20:19:11] AbrahamLinksys [194/665] has come upon Birdbones [103/888] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:13:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/01/15 11:22:42] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:47 towards level 64.
[02/01/15 14:45:55] AbrahamLinksys [253/665] has come upon kensington [100/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:16:19 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/02/15 16:23:19] clonak, mmhh, and CRowen [80/1871] have team battled discopig, double, and AbrahamLinksys [462/1558] and lost! 0 days, 23:13:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/15 00:27:48] AbrahamLinksys [492/665] has come upon Wyverna [336/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:09:03 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/03/15 18:02:17] Cenhinen [230/512] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [553/686] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:16:12 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[02/03/15 18:42:55] AbrahamLinksys [133/686] has come upon Birdbones [510/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:38 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/04/15 01:53:21] AbrahamLinksys [85/686] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [458/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:45:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/04/15 04:36:54] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:48 towards level 64.
[02/04/15 14:32:34] AbrahamLinksys, Sixbierehomme, and r00f [1535/1792] have team battled grooverider, honkybonky, and Ladon [120/2062] and won! 1 day, 10:08:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/15 02:09:24] AbrahamLinksys [443/686] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [253/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:52 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/05/15 13:03:20] pixelate, BlastHardcheese, and m0shbear [1510/2264] have team battled suterismus, AbrahamLinksys, and zid [1103/2500] and won! 1 day, 12:25:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/15 13:41:58] damyan, zid, and Str1ngS [1506/1514] have team battled keepermurf, MontyZuma, and AbrahamLinksys [1059/2003] and won! 0 days, 10:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/15 20:35:35] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:14 towards level 64.
[02/07/15 01:09:30] AbrahamLinksys, Str1ngS, and ajhgfa [153/1546] have team battled Weedle, Fluttershy, and wakeupscreaming [530/2449] and lost! 0 days, 13:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/15 05:21:45] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:58 from level 64.
[02/09/15 10:20:32] AbrahamLinksys [223/686] has come upon keepermurf [345/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:41 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/09/15 12:10:16] AbrahamLinksys [318/686] has come upon Avon [597/1102] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/10/15 13:15:45] AbrahamLinksys [50/686] has come upon simple [155/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:06 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/15 11:56:33] AbrahamLinksys [612/686] has come upon PiotrekD [424/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:38 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/15 12:00:07] AbrahamLinksys [423/705] has challenged dindinx [170/816] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/15 21:26:01] AbrahamLinksys sharpened the edge of his weapon! AbrahamLinksys's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/15 13:10:06] AbrahamLinksys [278/726] has challenged Cysioland [278/616] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:26:45 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/13/15 02:59:52] AbrahamLinksys [719/726] has come upon AdNauseaum [112/152] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:10:03 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/13/15 09:56:34] Meistarin [487/858] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [141/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:39:37 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[02/14/15 12:26:09] AbrahamLinksys [62/726] has challenged soltys [174/450] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:07:31 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/14/15 16:59:22] zbart and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/15 19:28:28] AbrahamLinksys [463/726] has challenged godog [369/530] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:17:46 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/14/15 21:19:46] Endust [275/291] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [322/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Endust's clock.
[02/18/15 12:25:37] TauPan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 06:12:43] AbrahamLinksys lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:54:39 from level 65.
[02/19/15 06:31:26] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:41:50 towards level 65.
[02/19/15 07:52:04] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 22:16:41] AbrahamLinksys, AngryParsley, and Revi [1039/2095] have team battled bl4ckscor3, pipework, and sasaniak [859/1586] and won! 2 days, 17:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 10:03:56] blizgerg, kork, and AbrahamLinksys [1823/2085] have team battled yasdorian, neo, and pipework [314/1987] and won! 0 days, 11:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 22:04:47] damyan [135/355] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [78/726] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from damyan's clock.
[02/21/15 03:09:23] Mateusz [108/626] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [252/726] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[02/21/15 13:50:58] godog [193/530] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [470/726] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:27 is added to godog's clock.
[02/22/15 18:36:02] AbrahamLinksys [579/726] has come upon dindinx [459/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:08:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/22/15 18:36:23] esch [147/187] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [148/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to esch's clock.
[02/23/15 13:43:55] AbrahamLinksys [99/726] has come upon Sir_Lemming [264/508] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:53:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/23/15 16:12:58] AbrahamLinksys [638/726] has come upon sasaniak [89/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:59:19 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/25/15 10:28:02] Ladon, shandor, and Kinsmir [1242/1679] have team battled bendem, AbrahamLinksys, and aucg [520/1816] and won! 1 day, 04:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/15 11:19:14] RBecker and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/15 16:56:51] argus and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/15 18:30:36] feijwo [129/254] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [70/726] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:24 is removed from feijwo's clock.
[02/26/15 19:06:25] AbrahamLinksys [165/726] has challenged sbp [38/878] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:32:43 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/27/15 05:21:57] TROGDOR, sedrik, and Crysters [534/1472] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, jholtom, and h00k [1456/2114] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/15 13:01:23] jenksy, nfsnobody, and Opie [465/1250] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, m0shbear, and Nofew [1376/1934] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/15 18:39:39] AbrahamLinksys [410/726] has challenged Budzogan [11/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:17:40 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/03/15 05:43:45] AbrahamLinksys [541/726] has challenged strugart [276/747] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:29 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/04/15 02:33:59] AbrahamLinksys [511/741] has challenged suterismus [753/1098] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:48:14 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/04/15 02:51:20] jeaye [16/619] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [527/741] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:39 is added to jeaye's clock.
[03/31/15 00:38:19] simple [428/520] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [612/741] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:23 is added to simple's clock.
[04/01/15 03:30:47] Midna [60/157] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [730/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to Midna's clock.
[04/04/15 12:18:25] naw [377/550] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [597/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:13:52 is added to naw's clock.
[04/04/15 15:03:06] AbrahamLinksys and pipework have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/15 04:09:52] SchrodingersScat, Syloq, and Meistarin [169/1576] have team battled pipework, Cameron_D, and AbrahamLinksys [506/2222] and lost! 7 days, 11:24:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/15 10:06:22] AbrahamLinksys and spaceCore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/15 11:27:04] nfsnobody [472/622] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [340/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:56 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[04/05/15 15:29:25] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:29:22 towards level 66.
[04/06/15 05:04:46] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:05:26 towards level 66.
[04/08/15 00:13:18] Kartoffelsuppe [389/705] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [142/741] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:03:42 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[04/08/15 03:43:14] AbrahamLinksys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:52:07 from level 66.
[04/08/15 04:51:49] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1008/1011] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [452/741] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:29:46 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[04/08/15 09:51:07] AbrahamLinksys was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:10:21 from level 66.
[04/08/15 21:12:46] Nayru and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/15 21:59:42] AbrahamLinksys [92/741] has come upon idisjunction [482/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:08:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/08/15 23:05:51] Crazycatlady and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/15 02:44:49] Syloq and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 04:21:35] AbrahamLinksys died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:34:05 from level 66.
[04/13/15 11:41:07] AbrahamLinksys [416/741] has challenged nikoJ [275/645] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:20:19 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/13/15 12:45:33] Agent86 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 21:15:36] bl4ckscor3, Lenny, gipyelrah, and AbrahamLinksys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/15 10:33:48] dancular [53/92] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [40/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:46 is removed from dancular's clock.
[04/14/15 14:57:07] Alric` and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/15 20:57:15] CaBz [144/278] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [473/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to CaBz's clock.
[11/19/16 14:19:11] AbrahamLinksys [526/741] has come upon dtype [93/323] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:51:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/21/16 04:57:15] Herb_Tarlek [113/519] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [185/741] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:23:46 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/21/16 09:28:41] AbrahamLinksys [189/741] has come upon unicron [442/747] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:34:46 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/21/16 13:21:34] AbrahamLinksys [664/741] has challenged Pici [475/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:38:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/22/16 02:57:53] AbrahamLinksys [671/741] has come upon Virtual [306/569] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:51:26 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/23/16 01:48:14] RBecker [521/809] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [642/745] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:57:10 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/25/16 10:10:32] AbrahamLinksys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:20:23 from level 66.
[11/27/16 00:01:51] astropoint, AbrahamLinksys, and dwfreed [408/1874] have team battled Fudster, gabriel, and theemstra [1927/2165] and lost! 2 days, 12:41:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 06:24:10] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:13 towards level 66.
[11/28/16 23:16:24] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:56 towards level 66.
[11/29/16 17:03:51] pagz [46/207] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [387/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to pagz's clock.
[11/30/16 10:17:48] blind, pagz, and dwfreed [632/1514] have team battled Hydrogenum, AbrahamLinksys, and Meta [931/2089] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 15:29:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 5 days, 08:37:45 toward level 66.
[11/30/16 16:47:56] XenGi [355/936] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [632/745] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:14:26 is added to XenGi's clock.
[11/30/16 20:13:12] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:23 towards level 66.
[12/01/16 18:31:51] AbrahamLinksys [2/745] has come upon AngryParsley [332/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:17:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/03/16 09:06:21] AbrahamLinksys and Anaxyn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 18:36:13] AbrahamLinksys [737/756] has challenged Eldoreth [247/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:11:20 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/06/16 05:35:58] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:07 towards level 66.
[12/06/16 07:41:24] AbrahamLinksys [218/756] has challenged vrillusions [76/1011] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/07/16 01:41:44] AbrahamLinksys [314/756] has challenged IndigoTiger [179/1026] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/07/16 03:52:04] AbrahamLinksys has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:27:52 from level 67.
[12/07/16 07:01:28] Herb_Tarlek, fattrat, and Iciloo [417/1637] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, WallIdl, and iViLe [1549/2545] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 17:14:49] RBecker, Relayer, and tmberg [43/2084] have team battled aucg, dodobrain, and AbrahamLinksys [112/2575] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 21:02:34] TauPan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 10:40:14] AbrahamLinksys [233/756] has challenged himuraken [357/500] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:13:55 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/12/16 13:46:28] AbrahamLinksys [77/756] has come upon Captain_Chaos [125/327] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:58:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/12/16 21:29:57] AbrahamLinksys sharpened the edge of his weapon! AbrahamLinksys's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/16 04:28:44] AbrahamLinksys [651/779] has come upon vrillusions [539/1011] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:26:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/15/16 01:58:58] Heisenberg and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/16 17:14:00] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:17:16 towards level 67.
[12/15/16 21:58:06] benoliver999, TauPan, and Killerkid [320/1583] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Andries, and Oooooog [797/1984] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/16 12:19:05] AbrahamLinksys [543/779] has challenged pixelate [131/497] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:06:25 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/16/16 14:19:55] AbrahamLinksys [574/779] has challenged Jareeta [604/1068] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:09:15 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/17/16 09:12:35] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:56:46 towards level 67.
[12/17/16 16:35:11] AbrahamLinksys and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 07:33:49] fattrat [213/645] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [187/779] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:46:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/18/16 09:03:30] Globalirc [452/643] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [132/779] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/18/16 19:34:22] agrajag, Killerkid, and AbrahamLinksys [2052/2460] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, AngryParsley, and pfoley [649/2241] and won! 5 days, 20:34:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/16 04:21:24] Mithkabob [153/477] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [143/779] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:01 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[12/20/16 09:56:01] AbrahamLinksys [276/779] has challenged V`ger [290/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:19:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/21/16 23:11:09] AbrahamLinksys [439/779] has challenged GilbertErik [195/524] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:22:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/22/16 18:23:19] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:14:05 from level 67.
[12/23/16 10:00:49] Eldoreth [633/729] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [127/779] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:45:42 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/23/16 22:25:48] nickware stole AbrahamLinksys's level 112 tunic while they were sleeping! nickware leaves his old level 33 tunic behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[12/24/16 12:15:27] yasdorian, Ladon, and AbrahamLinksys [1693/2242] have team battled Satoshi, Meta, and KeboDK [1522/2534] and won! 1 day, 17:51:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 17:26:05] Silvanus_Betrium, zid, and Mateusz [705/2258] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, PocketKiller, and PinkiePie [467/1912] and won! 0 days, 16:15:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 23:36:47] AbrahamLinksys [168/688] has challenged freeboson [174/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:55:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/25/16 17:43:15] eva42 [291/1264] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [397/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/25/16 19:26:22] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:55 towards level 67.
[12/26/16 21:45:08] vrillusions [304/1011] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [588/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:01 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[12/27/16 02:01:46] AbrahamLinksys and Xethron have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/16 02:35:43] fwilson [57/511] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [435/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:13:05 is added to fwilson's clock.
[12/27/16 05:47:23] AbrahamLinksys [659/688] has come upon Pithlit [14/505] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:13:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/27/16 09:57:51] AbrahamLinksys [139/688] has challenged Fluttershy [73/900] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:41:51 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/29/16 13:52:52] AbrahamLinksys and Cuttlefish have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 22:54:44] AbrahamLinksys [411/688] has come upon kenyon [52/1102] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:07:44 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/30/16 17:24:06] tspange and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 20:41:34] Xethron [108/563] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [168/688] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:54:46 is added to Xethron's clock.
[01/01/17 03:39:09] AbrahamLinksys [109/688] has challenged Meta [679/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/02/17 10:24:00] AbrahamLinksys and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 21:56:34] AbrahamLinksys, SirMonkeybox, and shymega [77/1711] have team battled Heisenberg, Beavis, and JuanMaestro [2298/2469] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/17 16:03:12] AbrahamLinksys [92/688] has challenged desspugne [329/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/04/17 00:26:54] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:08 towards level 67.
[01/04/17 07:41:07] Silvanus_Betrium, desspugne, and AbrahamLinksys [2397/2526] have team battled Ladon, basepi, and hannesenator [1800/2738] and won! 1 day, 00:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 09:23:38] AbrahamLinksys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:07 from level 67.
[01/05/17 22:23:32] AbrahamLinksys [69/688] has challenged AbacusAvenger [515/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/06/17 01:26:55] V`ger, AbrahamLinksys, and Adar [521/1854] have team battled Majak, Ladon, and Beavis [529/2549] and lost! 1 day, 05:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 12:03:56] AbrahamLinksys [199/688] has challenged halomademeapc [247/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:15:27 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/19/17 13:03:29] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:56 towards level 67.
[01/20/17 02:28:27] Cenhinen [337/629] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [441/688] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:01:54 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[01/20/17 10:44:17] MJ94 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/17 11:38:23] AbrahamLinksys, Virtual, and PinkiePie [1118/2036] have team battled kline, Bradicus, and Pici [1098/1975] and won! 0 days, 03:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/17 21:19:38] AbrahamLinksys [681/688] has come upon Adar [326/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:36:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/21/17 23:30:51] AbrahamLinksys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:50:28 from level 67.
[01/23/17 04:55:50] AbrahamLinksys [307/688] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [279/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:16:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/24/17 11:06:48] GilbertErik [45/530] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [155/688] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:27:49 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/25/17 02:46:22] AbrahamLinksys lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:35 from level 67.
[01/27/17 21:36:26] AbrahamLinksys [341/688] has challenged holloway [173/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:19:31 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/28/17 19:38:54] AbrahamLinksys burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AbrahamLinksys's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/17 19:25:02] dxrt, AbrahamLinksys, and Fattyeater [1301/2121] have team battled nfsnobody, Eldoreth, and hannesenator [1652/2366] and lost! 0 days, 18:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 19:25:53] AbrahamLinksys [187/683] has challenged LordH [836/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:01:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/04/17 10:47:03] AbrahamLinksys discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:58 towards level 67.
[02/06/17 02:14:26] fattrat, allo, and PinkiePie [291/2039] have team battled Lemelisk, AbrahamLinksys, and Ironhoof [612/2658] and lost! 0 days, 23:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 06:17:10] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:06 towards level 67.
[02/06/17 10:21:45] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:49 towards level 67.
[02/06/17 10:59:36] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:15 towards level 67.
[02/07/17 00:55:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 15:23:16 toward level 67.
[02/07/17 02:33:50] AbrahamLinksys [663/683] has come upon damyan [73/987] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:30:50 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/08/17 14:16:03] vrillusions, AngryParsley, and Ironhoof [682/2792] have team battled Globalirc, AbrahamLinksys, and Fattyeater [1769/1815] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 16:38:44] tmberg, Cameron_D, and AbrahamLinksys [1351/2926] have team battled KeboDK, Taffer, and Zaratustra [1638/2334] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 23:23:30] AbrahamLinksys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:43 from level 67.
[02/10/17 07:09:41] AbrahamLinksys slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AbrahamLinksys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/17 14:28:44] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:59 towards level 67.
[02/11/17 04:01:06] AbrahamLinksys [291/677] has challenged kenyon [442/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:33 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/17 23:08:57] CornFly [44/932] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [67/677] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:23:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/11/17 23:17:29] woonack, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1591/1712] have team battled borsin, Goodkat, and AbrahamLinksys [649/1584] and won! 3 days, 11:09:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 23:37:11] AbrahamLinksys [489/677] has challenged Mateusz [336/842] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/14/17 15:48:15] AbrahamLinksys [51/677] has come upon TauPan [117/299] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:00:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/14/17 16:30:18] AbrahamLinksys [532/677] has challenged Misza [486/932] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:28:06 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/27/17 14:43:09] Crazycatlady [390/541] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [365/677] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:37:07 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/27/17 23:42:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 08:39:39 from level 68.
[03/08/17 22:17:40] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:41:22 towards level 68.
[03/09/17 01:38:40] arlen [716/880] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [107/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:14:28 is removed from arlen's clock.
[03/09/17 06:21:41] Andries [212/762] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [266/677] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:36:55 is added to Andries's clock.
[03/10/17 03:17:41] stonehammer and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 04:03:01] AbrahamLinksys [549/677] has come upon Agent86 [588/590] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:30:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/10/17 19:07:17] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:01:26 from level 68.
[03/11/17 02:01:07] borsin, AbrahamLinksys, and idlerpgww [127/1460] have team battled Asara, Firien, and Cypher [1969/2903] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/17 03:26:53] Sundance [18/738] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [156/677] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Sundance's clock.
[03/12/17 14:29:51] agrajag [263/874] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [406/677] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to agrajag's clock.
[03/12/17 21:42:17] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:03:33 towards level 68.
[03/14/17 17:38:54] AbrahamLinksys saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:16:38 from level 68.
[03/16/17 00:18:25] AbrahamLinksys [615/677] has challenged Bokkie [89/566] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:09:07 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/16/17 11:09:13] Reilly, Cypher, and khmerboy [1716/1833] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, sjefen6, and pfoley [200/1724] and won! 1 day, 03:52:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/17 15:23:48] AbrahamLinksys [264/677] has challenged MrGlass [39/1069] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:29:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/18/17 02:26:38] manish17xxx, dwfreed, and Avocet [507/1021] have team battled J, AbrahamLinksys, and shymega [1058/1685] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/17 10:23:50] holloway, Ladon, and sjefen6 [2094/2182] have team battled jstg, HeavyPodda, and AbrahamLinksys [1725/2160] and won! 3 days, 06:49:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 07:51:07] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:36:47 from level 68.
[03/19/17 16:00:21] AbacusAvenger, Cypher, and Andries [1862/2599] have team battled xa, AbrahamLinksys, and Aeyaneron [919/1594] and won! 2 days, 15:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 20:12:45] AbrahamLinksys [362/677] has come upon ncarl747 [132/507] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:20:39 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/21/17 10:59:28] AbrahamLinksys [537/677] has come upon Ironhoof [958/1094] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:29:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/23/17 02:16:39] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 06:44:52] AbrahamLinksys [399/677] has challenged AngryParsley [225/933] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:33:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/23/17 17:08:08] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:46 towards level 68.
[03/24/17 06:53:20] AbrahamLinksys [411/677] has challenged Satoshi [407/776] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:48:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/24/17 14:07:23] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:55 towards level 68.
[03/25/17 12:39:22] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 18:43:00] AbrahamLinksys and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 12:18:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 01:45:24 from level 68.
[03/27/17 22:29:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 14 days, 15:42:40 toward level 68.
[03/28/17 15:03:12] AbrahamLinksys was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:59 towards level 68.
[03/28/17 21:03:56] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:41:36 towards level 68.
[03/30/17 11:26:03] Brady [144/168] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [77/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:53 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/30/17 13:03:46] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:41:49 from level 68.
[03/30/17 19:36:29] womblecat, AbrahamLinksys, and MrGlass [431/2237] have team battled Firien, unicron, and dodobrain [1303/2481] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/17 07:51:49] AbrahamLinksys [241/677] has come upon AngryParsley [375/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:26:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/02/17 18:16:25] CornFly [65/936] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [97/677] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/03/17 11:50:11] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:11 towards level 68.
[04/05/17 10:56:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 17:53:31 toward level 68.
[04/05/17 11:22:37] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:36 towards level 68.
[04/05/17 16:41:26] AbrahamLinksys, zankore, and WallIdl [1859/2325] have team battled Agent86, D.Va, and Xethron [570/1745] and won! 2 days, 04:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 16:43:30] yano [345/431] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [354/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:29 is added to yano's clock.
[04/06/17 13:40:56] AbrahamLinksys spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AbrahamLinksys's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/17 16:01:54] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:23 towards level 68.
[04/07/17 04:45:00] AbrahamLinksys [391/673] has come upon RBecker [353/783] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:01:52 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/09/17 02:17:57] AbrahamLinksys EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:14 from level 68.
[04/09/17 09:34:17] AbrahamLinksys got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:03 from level 68.
[04/09/17 11:38:57] AbrahamLinksys [643/673] has come upon PinkiePie [287/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:58:53 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/09/17 13:14:25] AbrahamLinksys [331/673] has challenged h00k [549/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:28 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/09/17 13:45:03] AbrahamLinksys [74/673] has come upon LordH [920/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/11/17 01:05:43] brycec and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 06:32:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 05:20:15 toward level 68.
[04/11/17 08:09:22] AbrahamLinksys and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 11:56:15] Bl4ckC0r3, AbrahamLinksys, and Sailor_Venus [1031/1757] have team battled Milquetoast, RBecker, and robox [2267/2611] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/17 20:53:17] borsin [306/448] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [312/673] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:51:11 is added to borsin's clock.
[04/13/17 20:14:08] AbrahamLinksys spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AbrahamLinksys's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/17 18:20:03] gollum, Socks, and manish17xxx [101/1298] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Brainiac, and sbp [1944/1990] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/17 22:12:31] AbrahamLinksys [333/669] has challenged Misza [774/932] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/15/17 11:00:46] AbrahamLinksys [62/669] has challenged mayli [247/355] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:28:19 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/16/17 08:21:41] nfsnobody [697/712] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [639/669] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:52:04 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[04/17/17 12:06:21] AbrahamLinksys [82/669] has come upon unicron [719/806] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:54:36 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/18/17 00:19:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 52 days, 17:38:47 from level 69.
[04/18/17 03:29:16] Cypher, unicron, and droogie [2379/2634] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, holloway, and J [446/1993] and won! 1 day, 08:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 03:54:07] Bokkie [66/566] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [61/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:23:05 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[04/18/17 17:04:59] fattrat [1036/1112] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [118/669] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:01:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/18/17 23:47:37] AbrahamLinksys [548/669] has challenged PiotrekD [415/663] in combat and won! 22 days, 20:47:11 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/19/17 01:27:17] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:52:09 towards level 69.
[04/19/17 05:49:50] AbrahamLinksys [49/669] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [60/375] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:35:18 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/19/17 16:53:55] bootdisk [30/646] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [123/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:10:58 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[04/19/17 20:00:53] AbrahamLinksys [367/669] has come upon elbie [18/818] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/20/17 11:05:07] AbrahamLinksys sharpened the edge of his weapon! AbrahamLinksys's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/17 13:10:59] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:12:14 towards level 69.
[04/22/17 09:34:14] EpicPerl [129/228] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [653/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to EpicPerl's clock.
[04/22/17 19:56:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 29 days, 12:29:16 toward level 69.
[04/23/17 01:23:27] PinkiePie [610/697] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [20/695] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:53:30 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[04/23/17 13:37:38] D.Va [399/427] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [290/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[04/24/17 20:15:20] AbrahamLinksys, godog, elf, and IndigoTiger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/17 16:49:55] ncarl747, AncalagonThBlack, and canton7 [358/1964] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Socks, and bigjay [101/2302] and won! 0 days, 06:34:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 21:07:58] Sixbierehomme and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 02:07:06] kork, AbrahamLinksys, and osannatas [1038/1582] have team battled RedW, simple, and DrOfBaconNomics [1459/2863] and lost! 0 days, 22:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/17 11:50:16] robox [782/883] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [630/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:59:03 is removed from robox's clock.
[04/27/17 17:04:38] AbrahamLinksys [20/695] has challenged max [354/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:59:28 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/27/17 18:05:03] AbrahamLinksys [45/695] has challenged keepermurf [630/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:42:36 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/28/17 20:20:10] Nofew [252/1131] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [285/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:58:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/29/17 09:19:50] IRPG [186/196] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [405/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to IRPG's clock.
[04/29/17 15:27:48] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and Sixbierehomme [1294/1714] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, D.Va, and Taffer [1259/1824] and won! 0 days, 05:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 12:29:45] manish17xxx [65/408] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [36/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:06:27 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[05/01/17 10:41:38] Andries [496/750] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [382/695] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:50:54 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/12/17 05:08:59] AbrahamLinksys [294/695] has come upon ncarl747 [232/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:46:09 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/12/17 09:55:10] AbrahamLinksys lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:59:04 from level 69.
[05/12/17 12:30:14] AbrahamLinksys and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 05:06:24] AbrahamLinksys [53/695] has come upon ruan [409/515] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:19:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/13/17 08:25:58] AbrahamLinksys [579/695] has challenged everbrew [300/708] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:46 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/15/17 14:13:05] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:31 towards level 69.
[05/16/17 16:20:49] AbrahamLinksys and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/17 12:51:05] AbrahamLinksys met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:52:08 from level 69.
[05/18/17 04:42:34] idlerpgww and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/17 06:53:48] AbrahamLinksys [68/695] has challenged unicron [786/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:12:07 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/18/17 13:54:36] SudoKing and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 00:49:31] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:44 towards level 69.
[05/20/17 18:19:33] AbrahamLinksys [175/695] has come upon Ironhoof [291/1106] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/21/17 10:09:31] Bkid, AbrahamLinksys, and Taffer [2185/2346] have team battled rxcomm, gollum, and Syloq [1134/1550] and won! 0 days, 18:04:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 04:41:57] AbrahamLinksys [305/695] has come upon Heisenberg [598/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:41:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/24/17 08:10:19] AbrahamLinksys and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 11:38:23] TauPan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 20:23:26] Sundance and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 03:17:33] Mirc0p [43/541] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [444/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:31:36 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/25/17 14:23:52] AbrahamLinksys [347/695] has come upon Gatewayy [658/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/25/17 17:24:11] infamis [10/26] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [154/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to infamis's clock.
[05/26/17 16:19:15] Euronur [191/683] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [271/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:54 is added to Euronur's clock.
[05/28/17 14:44:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 6 days, 01:03:57 toward level 69.
[05/28/17 19:49:45] AbrahamLinksys [202/695] has challenged Cypher [859/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/28/17 21:49:32] AbrahamLinksys, Asara, and Taffer [801/2557] have team battled godog, dclaw123, and SirMonkeybox [671/2490] and won! 0 days, 15:48:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 22:34:59] AbrahamLinksys, Avon, and Taffer [1279/2642] have team battled Birdbones, shymega, and FakeWizard [1734/2282] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 03:20:08] AbrahamLinksys, Opie, and Sixbierehomme [733/2181] have team battled Lios, Woona, and Fluttershy [704/2628] and won! 0 days, 14:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 14:57:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:31:33 from level 69.
[05/30/17 11:08:16] dindinx and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 13:39:02] AbrahamLinksys left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AbrahamLinksys's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/17 18:49:26] AbrahamLinksys and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 20:37:50] simple, AbrahamLinksys, and fattrat [961/2708] have team battled mwhahaha, Lios, and himuraken [829/2334] and won! 0 days, 03:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 04:44:15] AbrahamLinksys and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 08:57:20] AbrahamLinksys [427/666] has challenged vox [888/1061] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/02/17 03:41:57] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:24:26 towards level 70.
[06/02/17 05:10:29] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:01:04 towards level 70.
[06/14/17 22:38:07] Torgeir, Socks, and bootdisk [1183/1547] have team battled Doctor, AbrahamLinksys, and Asara [550/2761] and won! 0 days, 01:46:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 07:03:36] AbrahamLinksys [417/666] has come upon MetaNova [235/585] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:27:58 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/16/17 19:30:40] Virtual, AbrahamLinksys, and Lnk [420/1835] have team battled unicron, JensRex, and Oooooog [2121/2194] and lost! 0 days, 16:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 02:33:52] AbrahamLinksys [209/666] has challenged pants [198/740] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:02:52 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/20/17 02:33:52] AbrahamLinksys has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:00:53 is added to pants's clock.
[06/20/17 14:16:33] AbrahamLinksys [105/666] has come upon petrichor [224/1031] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:16:42 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/21/17 23:46:48] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:54:01 towards level 70.
[06/22/17 00:57:01] D.Va [200/485] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [19/666] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/22/17 04:34:25] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:30:26 towards level 70.
[06/22/17 12:46:11] Torgeir [8/322] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [450/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[06/23/17 19:32:34] Lios [229/872] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [462/666] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:10:22 is added to Lios's clock.
[06/25/17 05:09:37] AbrahamLinksys [42/671] has come upon Gatewayy [253/820] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:45:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/26/17 02:12:55] AbrahamLinksys [506/671] has challenged pants [340/740] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:16:54 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[06/26/17 10:18:42] wulk [63/292] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [366/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to wulk's clock.
[06/27/17 21:00:41] IndigoTiger [877/996] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [535/671] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:37:12 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/29/17 09:07:25] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:58:19 from level 70.
[06/30/17 18:00:33] AbrahamLinksys and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 17:16:05] yano [171/433] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [294/671] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:11:58 is added to yano's clock.
[07/02/17 01:41:05] AbrahamLinksys [540/671] has challenged Zaratustra [360/1159] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:10:20 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/02/17 08:42:14] AbrahamLinksys [528/671] has challenged Majak [505/589] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:28:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/03/17 11:37:37] Taffer stole AbrahamLinksys's level 42 charm while they were sleeping! Taffer leaves his old level 1 charm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[07/03/17 11:46:44] AbrahamLinksys [324/625] has challenged AngryParsley [777/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/03/17 16:32:15] RistoUuranmaki [364/748] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [344/625] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:22:59 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/04/17 10:47:58] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:38 towards level 70.
[07/04/17 18:49:38] pfoley, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [1445/1712] have team battled Mirc0p, woonack, and Globalirc [1248/1712] and won! 2 days, 02:51:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 10:20:29] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:59 towards level 70.
[07/06/17 20:56:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 4 days, 04:36:13 toward level 70.
[07/07/17 00:43:47] codedeeply, AbrahamLinksys, and PiotrekD [117/1519] have team battled sigmg, Sixbierehomme, and MadMan [17/2218] and won! 0 days, 02:17:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/17 22:22:23] Eldoreth, Satoshi, and Heisenberg [2235/2568] have team battled wulk, Skyie, and AbrahamLinksys [1485/1535] and won! 5 days, 17:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 05:10:58] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:32 towards level 70.
[07/08/17 09:05:13] tmberg [318/880] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [224/631] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:22:32 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/08/17 12:58:34] AbrahamLinksys, borsin, and qbit [224/2041] have team battled tspange, TauPan, and h00k [1506/2007] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 22:10:50] AbrahamLinksys had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:01 towards level 70.
[07/09/17 09:56:47] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:12 towards level 70.
[07/09/17 13:29:55] AbrahamLinksys was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:15 from level 70.
[07/09/17 19:03:58] Furry [330/641] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [35/631] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:49:46 is removed from Furry's clock.
[07/09/17 23:32:32] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:53 towards level 70.
[07/10/17 11:13:10] Brainiac [375/716] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [286/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:31:44 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/10/17 21:40:31] AbrahamLinksys [2/631] has challenged Heisenberg [458/965] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/13/17 12:05:42] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:16:53 towards level 71.
[07/13/17 13:21:38] glorgamitch and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 23:51:26] AbrahamLinksys got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:54:38 from level 71.
[07/23/17 07:30:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 37 days, 18:50:34 toward level 71.
[07/23/17 14:06:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 3 days, 21:21:46 toward level 71.
[07/23/17 15:47:34] AbrahamLinksys, elf, and SirMonkeybox [1549/2432] have team battled MadMan, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2241/3454] and lost! 3 days, 16:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 02:29:56] mwhahaha [586/611] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [579/631] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:50:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/24/17 02:38:00] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:35 towards level 71.
[07/24/17 11:16:32] AbrahamLinksys [141/631] has challenged pants [419/734] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:39:49 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/24/17 16:20:27] Elgo [8/124] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [390/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/24/17 20:18:04] AbrahamLinksys [515/631] has challenged BronyDee [283/602] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:23:13 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/25/17 12:59:53] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:33:35 from level 71.
[07/26/17 01:24:12] AbrahamLinksys set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:05:18 from level 71.
[07/27/17 03:35:43] Atan [314/531] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [435/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:39:46 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/27/17 13:59:41] Lemelisk, AbrahamLinksys, and MadMan [2620/2695] have team battled Agent86, MadHatter, and bigjay [546/2278] and won! 3 days, 10:20:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 16:29:48] AbrahamLinksys [409/631] has challenged sbp [124/590] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:46:36 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/28/17 01:31:25] AbrahamLinksys [610/631] has challenged fattrat [1078/1183] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:36:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/28/17 11:23:17] DalaiLamer [8/215] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [21/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:17 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[07/28/17 23:02:11] Bl4ckC0r3, glook, and Darky [100/2086] have team battled imr, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [467/1346] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/17 13:47:01] AbrahamLinksys [56/636] has come upon idisjunction [570/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:18:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/29/17 20:08:33] Syloq, suterismus, and m0shbear [2262/2351] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, sunri5e, and Xenthys [580/1372] and won! 1 day, 08:30:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 17:41:56] AbrahamLinksys [615/636] has challenged Lios [793/833] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:25 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/31/17 14:38:09] Mars [183/254] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [324/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Mars's clock.
[07/31/17 15:11:21] zankore [481/792] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [177/636] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:23:22 is removed from zankore's clock.
[07/31/17 18:58:26] suterismus, Bl4ckC0re, and AbrahamLinksys [35/2453] have team battled Gizmokid2005, elf, and sunri5e [1654/2043] and lost! 0 days, 20:51:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/17 00:17:11] djm, ncarl747, and ruan [485/1640] have team battled dclaw123, AbrahamLinksys, and basepi [85/2391] and won! 0 days, 09:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 08:48:35] Satoshi [202/757] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [514/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:38:38 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/02/17 08:17:37] Azerothian [184/390] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [365/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[08/03/17 07:59:14] AbrahamLinksys, Skyie, Bl4ckC0re, and D.Va have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 09:55:00] SlowRiot and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 02:11:27] allo [327/486] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [58/636] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:54:26 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/05/17 09:44:58] Retr0id [1/19] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [106/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Retr0id's clock.
[08/09/17 22:47:56] lipek, pants, AbrahamLinksys, and XJR-9 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/17 11:11:42] AbrahamLinksys and Vroomfondel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 09:38:19] Brady, Asara, and LordH [1170/2731] have team battled Atan, AbrahamLinksys, and KeboDK [1715/2144] and lost! 2 days, 12:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 14:05:46] bigjay, AbrahamLinksys, and kork [1547/2037] have team battled MJ94, Geela, and MetaNova [394/1994] and won! 0 days, 04:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 21:44:18] HeavyPodda [327/1186] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [629/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:51 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/14/17 22:44:55] AbrahamLinksys [65/636] has challenged Zaratustra [760/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:39 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/15/17 07:46:17] AbrahamLinksys [106/636] has challenged csssuf [39/371] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:09:37 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/16/17 06:09:17] AbrahamLinksys, codedeeply, and Misza [91/2244] have team battled bender, RistoUuranmaki, and idlerpgww [651/1648] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/17 22:10:17] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:52:06 towards level 72.
[08/17/17 07:16:09] AbrahamLinksys lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:46:15 from level 72.
[08/17/17 11:37:37] Mars [56/407] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [376/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:31 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/18/17 16:04:31] brycec [437/782] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [464/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:36 is added to brycec's clock.
[08/18/17 17:13:02] Andries [203/749] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [505/636] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:51:15 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/19/17 15:55:34] jamesl [32/39] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [29/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:34 is removed from jamesl's clock.
[08/20/17 02:10:05] tmberg [529/890] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [415/636] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:27:13 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/31/17 18:51:54] AbrahamLinksys [496/636] has challenged pfoley [255/651] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:45:43 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/02/17 02:41:33] bender, SirMonkeybox, and dwfreed [326/1845] have team battled dindinx, AbrahamLinksys, and valdur55 [103/1846] and won! 0 days, 17:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 10:16:11] dindinx [263/518] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [420/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:03 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/03/17 21:21:53] AbrahamLinksys [202/636] has challenged Milquetoast [623/953] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:23:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/04/17 01:52:21] AbrahamLinksys got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:49:30 from level 72.
[09/05/17 08:48:58] unicron, bigjay, and AbrahamLinksys [1278/2524] have team battled Lnk, Adar, and codedeeply [169/1856] and won! 11 days, 05:31:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 06:38:11] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:48:47 towards level 72.
[09/07/17 11:20:08] Gatewayy, AbrahamLinksys, Furry, and adamchainz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/17 03:47:24] AbrahamLinksys [578/636] has come upon pants [723/756] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:36:25 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/08/17 22:34:12] AbrahamLinksys [632/636] has come upon Kylie [168/440] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:26:36 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/09/17 08:58:49] SirMonkeybox, AbrahamLinksys, and jstg [380/2535] have team battled SchrodingersScat, zid, and Lnk [698/2436] and lost! 4 days, 12:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 03:19:51] AbrahamLinksys saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:34:03 from level 72.
[09/10/17 15:31:48] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:27:13 from level 72.
[09/10/17 18:21:59] Vroomfondel, Geela, and Firien [649/1570] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Lemelisk, and tmberg [297/2597] and won! 0 days, 14:35:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 23:52:39] HeavyPodda, Asara, and Zye [245/3012] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, crysys, and J [818/1647] and lost! 4 days, 19:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 04:31:40] suterismus [1264/1287] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [141/636] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:47:21 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/19/17 05:47:21] AbrahamLinksys reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AbrahamLinksys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/17 16:36:17] AbrahamLinksys [44/640] has challenged vox [931/1084] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:47:24 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/19/17 21:37:09] AbrahamLinksys [192/640] has challenged dclaw123 [824/1000] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:22:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/21/17 16:26:39] AbrahamLinksys broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:17:40 from level 72.
[10/04/17 04:51:03] MadHatter [167/670] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [56/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:24:39 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[10/05/17 03:02:12] Gatewayy, AbrahamLinksys, Xenthys, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/17 08:13:25] elbie, Sticky, and blind [1446/2125] have team battled bootdisk, AbrahamLinksys, and Andries [1070/2264] and won! 0 days, 13:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 11:13:02] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:42:34 towards level 72.
[10/07/17 11:48:31] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:47:01 towards level 72.
[10/07/17 22:19:43] AbrahamLinksys [563/640] has challenged Lnk [233/668] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:10:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/08/17 01:38:02] AbrahamLinksys and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 17:08:15] x0 [63/271] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [115/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to x0's clock.
[10/08/17 22:13:40] AbrahamLinksys [587/640] has come upon blind [359/948] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:13 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/09/17 11:30:30] glorgamitch and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 00:15:30] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:34 towards level 72.
[10/13/17 02:59:25] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:57 towards level 72.
[10/13/17 18:05:25] AbrahamLinksys [609/640] has challenged theZoMBiE [603/891] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:27:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/14/17 12:08:53] AbrahamLinksys, exa, and xayto [584/1229] have team battled IndigoTiger, bootdisk, and Khorne [474/2518] and won! 0 days, 00:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 22:36:02] AbrahamLinksys, vox, and Silvanus_Betrium [27/2104] have team battled kenyon, ncarl747, and RBecker [887/2354] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 01:13:28] freeboson and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 01:13:49] AbrahamLinksys and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 17:17:47] AbrahamLinksys and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/17 11:19:47] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:24 towards level 72.
[10/17/17 01:03:48] Dork_Knight [392/474] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [351/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:49 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/17/17 08:53:51] kenyon [721/741] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [18/640] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:06:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/17/17 16:47:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 18:57:50 from level 72.
[10/18/17 08:25:09] vox [196/1216] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [440/640] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:49:02 is added to vox's clock.
[10/19/17 07:41:37] AbrahamLinksys met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:08:44 from level 72.
[10/20/17 06:15:42] AbrahamLinksys [311/640] has come upon dindinx [388/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:05:55 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/20/17 14:51:45] AbrahamLinksys, Syloq, and rxcomm [895/1977] have team battled Misza, Dalai, and kline [797/1772] and won! 0 days, 18:41:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 18:23:22] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:50 towards level 72.
[10/21/17 18:31:48] HeavyPodda [381/1053] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [124/640] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:16:17 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/22/17 17:36:28] neurospex [895/1106] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [148/640] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:45:37 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/23/17 05:07:23] Birdbones, Brainiac, and exa [1419/2058] have team battled at0m, RistoUuranmaki, and AbrahamLinksys [1532/1672] and lost! 0 days, 23:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 11:59:47] IdleMaster [24/571] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [337/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:37:17 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/24/17 00:08:08] AbrahamLinksys [548/667] has challenged droogie [695/816] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/25/17 04:52:05] SchrodingersScat, elf, and holloway [1123/2564] have team battled Mateusz, AbrahamLinksys, and Realmy [396/2580] and won! 0 days, 16:33:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 06:51:38] vegadark [466/470] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [183/667] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:08:18 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/26/17 01:22:10] AbrahamLinksys [238/667] has challenged canton7 [771/815] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:41:21 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/26/17 09:09:03] Milquetoast [815/963] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [575/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/26/17 17:10:18] AbrahamLinksys and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 10:42:23] AbrahamLinksys reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AbrahamLinksys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/17 13:47:54] AbrahamLinksys and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 14:25:38] AbrahamLinksys died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:20:28 from level 73.
[10/28/17 21:06:38] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:00:01 from level 73.
[10/29/17 04:06:11] LordH, AbrahamLinksys, Darky, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 14:22:34] AbrahamLinksys and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/17 15:17:03] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:15:35 towards level 73.
[10/29/17 18:33:00] AbrahamLinksys, Realmy, and sigmg [1724/2273] have team battled Cameron_D, sasaniak, and Dalai [2230/2622] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/17 17:33:24] Crazycatlady [206/643] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [0/672] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:07:01 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/31/17 22:32:04] AbrahamLinksys was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:46 towards level 73.
[10/31/17 23:29:16] fattrat [784/1200] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [622/672] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:07:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/01/17 12:12:17] AbrahamLinksys [447/672] has come upon codedeeply [265/756] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:19:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/01/17 14:09:28] RistoUuranmaki, theemstra, and AbrahamLinksys [73/2214] have team battled suterismus, gildarts, and Cameron_D [875/2979] and lost! 6 days, 16:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 15:29:03] Mithkabob, Agent86, and shandor [95/1707] have team battled vrillusions, AbrahamLinksys, and ilbelkyr [402/1893] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/17 14:13:50] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:49 towards level 73.
[11/03/17 01:05:22] Agent86 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 08:29:37] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:22:01 towards level 73.
[11/04/17 16:58:49] theZoMBiE [302/902] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [515/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/04/17 22:50:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 14 days, 20:38:19 toward level 73.
[11/05/17 06:39:22] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:56 towards level 73.
[11/08/17 13:24:36] m0shbear, brycec, and AbrahamLinksys [2164/2199] have team battled max, Poopybutt, and WallIdl [255/1996] and won! 0 days, 08:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 15:15:44] Lnk, MJ94, and AbrahamLinksys [1881/2240] have team battled theemstra, Heisenberg, and Globalirc [2217/2360] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/17 09:02:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 1 day, 22:44:44 toward level 73.
[11/09/17 21:25:20] AbrahamLinksys discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:59 towards level 73.
[11/09/17 22:57:40] AbrahamLinksys grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:52:31 towards level 73.
[11/10/17 20:53:24] djm [545/559] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [412/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:22:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/11/17 00:40:48] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:56 towards level 73.
[11/11/17 12:43:03] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:11 towards level 73.
[11/12/17 06:18:49] AbrahamLinksys and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 07:04:31] vegadark [289/493] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [662/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:58:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/12/17 08:34:02] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:29 from level 73.
[11/12/17 14:45:11] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:58 towards level 73.
[11/13/17 02:05:45] AbrahamLinksys [450/672] has come upon droogie [727/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:42:59 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/13/17 14:18:11] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 17:43:17] nickware, AbrahamLinksys, and Ttech [1136/2896] have team battled charitwo, J, and Mateusz [1650/1913] and lost! 1 day, 06:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 23:44:55] gildarts, bavi, and AncalagonThBlack [821/1140] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Ttech, and fattrat [2610/3502] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/17 12:38:46] allo [159/486] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [437/672] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:25:30 is added to allo's clock.
[11/16/17 19:41:09] lipek [178/1200] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [449/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:11:25 is added to lipek's clock.
[11/17/17 08:31:13] AbrahamLinksys and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 16:05:48] Andries, cosmicsound, and Crazycatlady [192/1710] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, ToHellWithGA, and zid [548/2022] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 20:50:58] AbrahamLinksys, AngryParsley, and sunri5e [2073/2175] have team battled Syloq, PinkiePie, and Bradicus [75/1990] and won! 0 days, 13:47:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 02:43:28] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 18:41:42] ncarl747, vegadark, and bender [1741/1982] have team battled JuanMaestro, AbrahamLinksys, and elf [997/2291] and won! 0 days, 06:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 00:59:07] Sixbierehomme [408/608] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [300/672] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:47:48 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/19/17 00:59:07] In the fierce battle, AbrahamLinksys dropped his level 58 ring! Sixbierehomme picks it up, tossing his old level 32 ring to AbrahamLinksys.
[11/19/17 05:47:14] Eiam [542/699] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [328/643] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[11/19/17 12:02:05] AbrahamLinksys [372/643] has come upon cosmicsound [70/297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:46:10 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/20/17 16:17:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 13:53:18 toward level 73.
[11/20/17 22:22:03] apiw [67/123] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [292/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/21/17 08:16:08] AbrahamLinksys EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:11 from level 73.
[11/22/17 04:58:59] AbrahamLinksys [458/653] has challenged Avocet [183/783] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/22/17 12:09:02] AbrahamLinksys and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 21:15:01] Milquetoast, gildarts, and RedW [42/2271] have team battled Globalirc, TauPan, and AbrahamLinksys [798/1975] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 11:00:07] i8Rzoc [128/179] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [336/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to i8Rzoc's clock.
[11/25/17 23:37:46] AbrahamLinksys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:55:55 from level 74.
[11/26/17 00:41:27] ToHellWithGA stole AbrahamLinksys's level 230 weapon while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves his old level 33 weapon behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[11/26/17 08:58:58] AbrahamLinksys [119/436] has challenged osannatas [395/728] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:20:03 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/27/17 04:33:59] soltys [408/556] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [281/436] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:42:45 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/27/17 09:31:06] Realmy, loomysh, and pixelate [1088/2057] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, gildarts, and Asara [1170/2136] and lost! 1 day, 07:38:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 12:50:41] AbrahamLinksys, os-5185, and Atan [827/1925] have team battled Heisenberg, Syloq, and Avocet [1315/2121] and lost! 2 days, 08:39:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/17 06:43:30] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:33:13 towards level 74.
[11/28/17 07:36:13] AbrahamLinksys [344/436] has come upon ishanyx [229/391] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:32:55 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/28/17 08:16:16] AbrahamLinksys was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:41:06 from level 74.
[11/28/17 11:51:51] AbrahamLinksys discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:20:06 towards level 74.
[11/28/17 16:26:51] AbrahamLinksys was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:53:40 from level 74.
[11/29/17 09:24:02] AbrahamLinksys [286/436] has challenged manish17xxx [698/725] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:52:15 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/29/17 16:17:03] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:03:58 towards level 74.
[12/01/17 00:59:30] KeboDK, AbrahamLinksys, and elbie [2048/2080] have team battled Globalirc, os-5185, and Darky [2018/2603] and won! 2 days, 14:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 07:43:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 13 days, 12:05:57 toward level 74.
[12/02/17 14:04:55] Misza [497/1049] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [205/436] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:16:36 is removed from Misza's clock.
[12/02/17 20:20:28] liara [278/492] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [231/436] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from liara's clock.
[12/03/17 00:36:42] AbrahamLinksys [312/436] has come upon PinkiePie [821/867] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:13:19 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/04/17 00:05:33] AbrahamLinksys, borsin, and idisjunction [33/2085] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Atan [386/1972] and lost! 2 days, 12:37:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 15:26:51] Birdbones, simple, and AbrahamLinksys [1172/2288] have team battled uhmmm, ilbelkyr, and basepi [567/2214] and won! 2 days, 11:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/17 01:41:31] qwerty [14/320] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [290/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to qwerty's clock.
[12/07/17 00:16:50] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/17 13:50:52] AbrahamLinksys, Ttech, and Mateusz [2482/2963] have team battled Flonk, zid, and exa [399/1986] and won! 2 days, 13:41:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/17 12:10:49] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:26 towards level 74.
[12/09/17 05:27:19] Mars [422/655] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [269/436] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:45:04 is removed from Mars's clock.
[12/10/17 05:43:32] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:00 towards level 74.
[12/10/17 06:05:35] Luamil, AbrahamLinksys, and exa [741/1722] have team battled sunri5e, HeavyPodda, and Flonk [473/1836] and won! 1 day, 13:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 09:35:31] AbrahamLinksys [338/436] has come upon Eiam [262/699] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:07:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/10/17 16:22:10] AbrahamLinksys and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 04:14:02] AbrahamLinksys [6/436] has challenged Elgo [245/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:20:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/13/17 07:44:08] Neo [0/1] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [365/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/13/17 16:50:54] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:14 towards level 74.
[12/15/17 00:38:08] AbrahamLinksys [10/436] has challenged Boohbah [444/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:03:32 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/15/17 00:50:37] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:47 towards level 74.
[12/16/17 04:46:30] brendan, vegadark, and AbrahamLinksys [1628/2357] have team battled holloway, glorgamitch, and Doctor [1214/2421] and won! 1 day, 22:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 11:31:38] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 13:51:10] droogie [858/915] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [13/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:24:15 is removed from droogie's clock.
[12/16/17 15:51:54] AbrahamLinksys [316/436] has challenged Sixbierehomme [405/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/16/17 22:41:07] Crazycatlady, Ttech, and sjefen6 [660/2585] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, crysys, and Eldoreth [286/1820] and won! 1 day, 04:20:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 15:42:35] AbrahamLinksys [243/436] has come upon MetaNova [271/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:14:10 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/17/17 21:52:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 4 days, 09:01:26 toward level 74.
[12/18/17 04:04:41] AbrahamLinksys [53/436] has challenged Syloq [136/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:52:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/19/17 14:03:58] woonack, manish17xxx, and SyntaxASI [1021/1219] have team battled IdleMaster, Frogging101, and AbrahamLinksys [13/1639] and won! 0 days, 00:05:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 19:37:09] SirMonkeybox and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 16:15:22] Avrux [71/173] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [422/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to Avrux's clock.
[12/20/17 19:31:41] AbrahamLinksys and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/17 02:01:00] AbrahamLinksys discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:36 towards level 74.
[12/23/17 03:38:56] AbrahamLinksys [127/436] has come upon brycec [2/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:45:22 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/23/17 09:54:47] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:22 from level 74.
[12/25/17 04:44:15] kupad [20/52] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [280/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to kupad's clock.
[12/25/17 06:03:02] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:18 towards level 74.
[12/27/17 01:10:46] AbrahamLinksys misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:26 from level 74.
[12/27/17 14:37:51] gnubish [6/7] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [203/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to gnubish's clock.
[12/28/17 01:08:03] Bradicus, koyaan, and kupad [556/1156] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, exotime, and xayto [310/1370] and won! 0 days, 00:09:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 02:20:46] Taffer, AbrahamLinksys, and Geela [941/1516] have team battled AngryParsley, idlerpgww, and el [1595/1886] and lost! 0 days, 21:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 05:23:54] AbrahamLinksys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:03 from level 74.
[12/28/17 21:06:35] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:52 towards level 74.
[12/28/17 22:06:41] neurospex [286/1131] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [435/436] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:28:53 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/29/17 00:55:54] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:11 from level 74.
[12/30/17 00:07:04] Dork_Knight, vegadark, and Lnk [1298/1683] have team battled fattrat, Doctor, and AbrahamLinksys [444/2610] and won! 0 days, 01:50:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 16:25:49] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:04 towards level 74.
[12/30/17 19:53:17] AbrahamLinksys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:00 from level 74.
[12/31/17 05:27:27] MetaNova [778/936] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [223/436] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:53:35 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/31/17 09:12:54] AbrahamLinksys [89/436] has come upon MetaNova [615/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:21 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/31/17 13:24:56] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:21 from level 74.
[01/01/18 12:32:24] AbrahamLinksys, droogie, and Dork_Knight [1042/1963] have team battled Syloq, blizgerg, and ishanyx [2125/2172] and lost! 0 days, 13:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 13:26:02] AbrahamLinksys [90/436] has come upon sjefen6 [6/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:39:35 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/02/18 22:37:48] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:16 towards level 74.
[01/03/18 10:07:08] AbrahamLinksys [276/436] has come upon abra0 [466/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/03/18 10:53:13] AbrahamLinksys [266/436] has come upon dwfreed [412/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:55 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/03/18 12:00:25] Lenny [331/418] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [279/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:57 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[01/03/18 12:08:58] AbrahamLinksys bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:52 towards level 74.
[01/03/18 12:21:23] AbrahamLinksys and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 04:30:34] AbrahamLinksys [35/436] has challenged abra0 [262/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/05/18 23:53:00] AbrahamLinksys [308/436] has challenged Fluttershy [238/1053] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/04/19 04:32:49] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:16:01 towards level 75.
[09/04/19 13:03:20] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:38:16 from level 75.
[09/04/19 23:02:05] AbrahamLinksys and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 02:44:49] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:13:38 from level 75.
[09/05/19 03:45:31] pants, AbrahamLinksys, and Everyman [1408/2348] have team battled waifu, TheDeadlyDandy, and dax [393/2340] and won! 1 day, 00:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 08:33:33] AbrahamLinksys [374/436] has come upon JuanMaestro [454/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:43:41 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/07/19 12:21:09] max, Lnk, and blabber [2034/2791] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, allo, and WallIdl [454/1669] and won! 1 day, 14:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 19:12:19] himuraken [776/977] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [133/438] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[09/07/19 20:42:38] AbrahamLinksys [125/438] has come upon Yuhno [633/708] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:51:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/08/19 06:09:04] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:41:21 towards level 75.
[09/09/19 07:36:35] phraktyl [405/495] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [402/438] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[09/10/19 08:12:10] AbrahamLinksys [327/438] has challenged micah [8/819] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:24:04 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/10/19 13:15:13] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:41:01 towards level 75.
[09/10/19 16:51:36] Xaris [22/303] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [283/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Xaris's clock.
[09/11/19 05:10:53] Scar3cr0w [220/289] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [383/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/11/19 06:17:11] AbrahamLinksys [259/438] has challenged ncarl747 [407/806] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:38:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/11/19 14:18:56] elbie [726/1023] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [367/438] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:40:23 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/11/19 16:55:40] micah stole AbrahamLinksys's level 46 pair of boots while they were sleeping! micah leaves their old level 41 pair of boots behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[09/12/19 14:58:19] AbrahamLinksys [246/433] has come upon wMw [768/876] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:33:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/15/19 23:00:57] AbrahamLinksys and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 17:37:43] AbrahamLinksys [166/433] has come upon Brainiac [383/812] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:28:59 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/18/19 11:39:50] el [291/974] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [234/433] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from el's clock.
[09/19/19 05:30:55] Tor and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 07:28:15] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:57 towards level 75.
[09/19/19 11:42:36] sc_ [94/571] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [406/433] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to sc_'s clock.
[09/19/19 19:03:48] AbrahamLinksys [382/433] has challenged Birdbones [964/1365] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:00:56 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/20/19 03:05:24] PiotrekD and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 12:18:42] AbrahamLinksys [77/433] has challenged Lemelisk [668/1351] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:11:15 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/22/19 13:08:08] Kerri and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 13:35:56] AbrahamLinksys misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:58:08 from level 75.
[09/24/19 08:46:13] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:06 towards level 75.
[09/25/19 00:33:22] StalkR, shandor, and astropoint [1943/1998] have team battled MadMan, AbrahamLinksys, and M144 [122/2458] and won! 0 days, 14:25:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/19 00:05:54] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:53 towards level 75.
[09/27/19 13:39:58] AbrahamLinksys, Brady, and Khorne [2366/2448] have team battled Ironhoof, fattrat, and Athos [577/2989] and won! 2 days, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 04:56:47] AbrahamLinksys [235/433] has challenged womblecat [120/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:10:11 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/29/19 09:43:43] AbrahamLinksys saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:18:18 from level 75.
[09/29/19 20:22:32] PiotrekD and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 02:07:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 1 day, 21:47:34 toward level 75.
[09/30/19 22:10:06] WallIdl and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/19 19:39:46] Kerri and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/19 00:43:39] AbrahamLinksys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:47 towards level 75.
[10/02/19 07:52:43] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:00 towards level 75.
[10/02/19 18:28:45] L, AbrahamLinksys, Ttech, and Balthazar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/19 05:25:32] freeboson [605/664] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [269/433] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:56:10 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/04/19 14:45:23] pants, manish17xxx, and phraktyl [1886/2621] have team battled soltys, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [1479/1894] and won! 1 day, 06:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/19 19:37:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 0 days, 20:30:38 toward level 75.
[10/04/19 22:39:48] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:00 towards level 75.
[10/05/19 07:13:49] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:11 towards level 75.
[10/05/19 20:54:27] AbrahamLinksys [147/433] has challenged Kropotkin [632/942] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/08/19 00:23:29] AbrahamLinksys [207/433] has come upon Tratos [270/997] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:06:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/08/19 05:48:17] L [684/777] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [69/433] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:24:49 is removed from L's clock.
[10/08/19 12:50:01] Ironhoof [783/1231] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [133/433] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:03:39 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[10/08/19 15:47:38] xayto [543/793] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [137/433] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:32:29 is removed from xayto's clock.
[10/09/19 01:53:15] AbrahamLinksys [219/433] has challenged Bradicus [821/948] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:52:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/10/19 07:49:23] tspange and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/19 16:02:29] AbrahamLinksys [174/433] has challenged yano [186/585] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:03:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/11/19 12:11:04] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:23:43 towards level 76.
[10/12/19 23:15:56] el [587/1014] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [160/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:36 is removed from el's clock.
[10/13/19 02:04:55] AbrahamLinksys [160/433] has come upon IdleMaster [472/775] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 21:33:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/13/19 22:42:36] bigjay, SlowRiot, and AbrahamLinksys [936/2832] have team battled sigmg, Yuhno, and inittab [255/2040] and won! 10 days, 22:42:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 06:11:36] DrJosh9000 [524/588] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [138/433] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:26:21 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/15/19 07:18:14] borsin [205/662] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [160/433] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:26:21 is removed from borsin's clock.
[10/17/19 13:55:33] elbie and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/19 05:20:26] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:11:00 from level 76.
[10/20/19 15:41:42] bisco, ohnx, and bebbet [1118/2515] have team battled vegadark, HeavyPodda, and AbrahamLinksys [720/2034] and won! 5 days, 22:22:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 00:35:08] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:29:27 towards level 76.
[10/22/19 00:44:55] AbrahamLinksys and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/19 08:11:15] AbrahamLinksys lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:22:31 from level 76.
[10/23/19 22:19:19] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:42:21 towards level 76.
[10/24/19 05:46:02] KeboDK, lipek, and AbrahamLinksys [492/2507] have team battled Birdbones, Agent86, and Brady [115/3049] and won! 2 days, 12:01:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/19 09:20:31] AbrahamLinksys [117/433] has challenged LukeLR [290/794] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:36:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/24/19 16:22:07] AbrahamLinksys [267/433] has challenged Heisenberg [624/785] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:56:08 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/25/19 18:02:19] ncarl747, SirMonkeybox, and bootdisk [2018/2105] have team battled Tor, AbrahamLinksys, and blabber [1267/2322] and won! 0 days, 14:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 11:34:54] AbrahamLinksys [408/433] has come upon SlowRiot [135/858] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 05:02:05 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/28/19 01:38:10] AbrahamLinksys grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:13:05 towards level 76.
[10/28/19 09:14:09] Notir, AbrahamLinksys, and pollo [1197/1898] have team battled double, MadMan, and TimWolla [3095/3307] and lost! 2 days, 05:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/19 03:35:13] AbrahamLinksys [221/433] has come upon Reilly [396/454] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:47:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/31/19 14:26:10] AbrahamLinksys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:47:03 from level 76.
[10/31/19 22:34:45] AbrahamLinksys [154/433] has challenged LukeLR [25/794] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:14:17 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/02/19 02:29:58] AbrahamLinksys [104/433] has come upon lavamind [378/674] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:33:12 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/02/19 15:45:08] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:28:29 from level 76.
[11/02/19 22:35:47] Tenorman, FSM, and AbrahamLinksys [27/2407] have team battled Scar3cr0w, dartainus, and Mars [2175/2492] and lost! 0 days, 12:34:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/19 23:00:08] AbrahamLinksys [251/433] has come upon sigmg [652/753] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:45:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/03/19 05:35:36] AbrahamLinksys and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/19 01:30:25] IdleMaster, AbrahamLinksys, and meffe [555/1920] have team battled D.Va, Athos, and Birdbones [1020/2612] and lost! 7 days, 12:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/19 08:53:55] dwfreed [79/777] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [432/433] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:03:25 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/04/19 14:55:20] AbrahamLinksys [89/433] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [679/800] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:44:52 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/05/19 13:35:23] AbrahamLinksys [14/433] has come upon Beavis [851/1143] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:24:26 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/05/19 20:56:15] AbrahamLinksys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:34:27 towards level 76.
[11/07/19 20:27:51] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:07:19 towards level 76.
[11/08/19 00:04:28] Nechayev, Psilocybe, and MJ94 [528/2062] have team battled phraktyl, Heisenberg, and AbrahamLinksys [1859/1886] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 17:54:16] jawsh, sc_, and Scar3cr0w [74/1700] have team battled djm, AbrahamLinksys, and Xenthys [1216/2158] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/19 23:25:35] Mateusz [288/1150] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [386/433] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:54:19 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[11/10/19 01:24:48] golgy [1/888] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [180/433] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:28:59 is added to golgy's clock.
[11/10/19 21:38:38] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:29:50 towards level 76.
[11/11/19 09:51:59] pants, yano, and TimWolla [2122/2796] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Khorne, and Sharky4 [620/2582] and won! 0 days, 09:03:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 17:38:45] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:39 towards level 76.
[11/11/19 19:57:30] AbrahamLinksys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:39:17 towards level 76.
[11/11/19 22:11:59] bigjay and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 01:37:45] RBecker and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 11:45:02] AbrahamLinksys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AbrahamLinksys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/19 03:09:01] sjefen6, blizgerg, and neurospex [2342/3325] have team battled Everyman, RBecker, and AbrahamLinksys [972/2088] and won! 1 day, 13:01:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/19 08:55:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 10 days, 15:02:52 toward level 76.
[11/13/19 15:12:33] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:56:44 towards level 76.
[11/14/19 04:32:24] Milquetoast [83/1064] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [88/437] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:00:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/15/19 16:54:28] AbrahamLinksys [208/437] has challenged TimWolla [241/949] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:11:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/15/19 21:31:06] AbrahamLinksys, mordac, and Xenofex [1547/2586] have team battled GipsyPureGold, WallIdl, and Psilocybe [570/1879] and won! 2 days, 14:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 10:38:02] AbrahamLinksys [184/437] has come upon m0shbear [197/1188] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:12:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/16/19 23:48:07] AbrahamLinksys and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 16:05:04] AbrahamLinksys [313/437] has challenged Forud [401/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:25:29 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/18/19 09:23:08] Mateusz [357/1107] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [413/437] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:10:16 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[11/19/19 02:47:58] AbrahamLinksys fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! AbrahamLinksys's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/19 09:14:48] vegadark, brycec, and RedW [896/2854] have team battled D.Va, AbrahamLinksys, and DrJosh9000 [1041/1822] and lost! 2 days, 05:17:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/19 06:45:21] Asara and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 22:15:04] soltys [879/884] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [336/430] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:47:47 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/22/19 22:53:23] AbrahamLinksys [125/430] has come upon snek [251/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:40:18 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/23/19 02:09:21] AbrahamLinksys and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/19 08:32:50] AbrahamLinksys [120/430] has come upon LukeLR [315/806] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/23/19 20:42:27] JuanMaestro [871/910] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [264/430] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:15:00 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/24/19 02:43:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 5 days, 18:29:42 toward level 76.
[11/24/19 11:47:46] Scar3cr0w, AbrahamLinksys, fattrat, and algernon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/19 12:11:33] AbrahamLinksys, ncarl747, and khmerboy [2012/2083] have team battled Everyman, xonic, and jvoisin [942/2221] and won! 1 day, 03:14:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 11:09:54] AbrahamLinksys [408/430] has come upon blabber [35/751] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:50 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/26/19 23:08:38] AbrahamLinksys [65/430] has come upon alephnull [5/941] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:09 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/28/19 02:45:01] AbrahamLinksys [280/430] has come upon freeboson [53/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:26:21 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/28/19 07:40:03] AbrahamLinksys [56/445] has challenged Eldoreth [71/1249] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:29:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/30/19 10:35:34] macen64 [21/198] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [393/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to macen64's clock.
[11/30/19 12:30:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 22:57:58 from level 77.
[11/30/19 13:59:30] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:18:45 towards level 77.
[11/30/19 17:13:29] macen64 stole AbrahamLinksys's level 33 weapon while they were sleeping! macen64 leaves their old level 19 weapon behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[12/03/19 03:42:26] AbrahamLinksys [360/430] has challenged kenyon [683/1170] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:44:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/05/19 01:47:28] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:08:22 towards level 77.
[12/06/19 03:01:49] SCSi [723/775] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [300/430] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:30:36 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[12/06/19 03:52:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 17 days, 15:55:16 toward level 77.
[12/06/19 15:54:49] AbrahamLinksys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AbrahamLinksys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/19 20:58:16] AbrahamLinksys [217/434] has come upon PiotrekD [742/1004] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:11:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/08/19 15:27:44] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:51:03 from level 77.
[12/09/19 01:48:37] AbrahamLinksys, Xenofex, and neurospex [1559/2629] have team battled xonic, Birdbones, and anarcat [2662/3018] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 07:27:29] AbrahamLinksys [222/434] has come upon tspange [359/873] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:05:46 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/11/19 20:22:07] bootdisk [443/632] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [275/434] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:01:13 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[12/12/19 23:44:45] AbrahamLinksys was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:35:35 towards level 77.
[12/13/19 08:51:40] SlowRiot and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 01:34:49] AbrahamLinksys [200/434] has challenged yano [105/612] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:45:20 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/14/19 01:35:43] AbrahamLinksys and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 04:09:29] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:57:37 towards level 77.
[12/15/19 13:02:20] allo and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 05:37:55] The_Joker and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/19 00:33:51] jvoisin and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/19 20:35:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 13 days, 00:27:38 toward level 77.
[12/19/19 02:49:47] jvoisin and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/19 04:17:58] Agent86 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/19 11:41:16] AbrahamLinksys and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/19 18:08:09] skarlso [108/617] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [396/434] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:34:59 is added to skarlso's clock.
[12/20/19 19:38:21] AbrahamLinksys [303/434] has challenged Tor [925/1147] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:52:49 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/20/19 21:26:17] Lemelisk [545/1389] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [361/434] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:30:54 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/21/19 04:32:47] AbrahamLinksys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:47:40 from level 77.
[12/21/19 23:39:24] AbrahamLinksys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:30:41 from level 77.
[12/22/19 07:20:07] AbrahamLinksys [146/434] has come upon freeboson [468/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:20:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/23/19 11:32:22] AbrahamLinksys [355/434] has come upon brycec [940/1200] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:39:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/24/19 05:31:00] phraktyl, efertone, AbrahamLinksys, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/19 06:52:47] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:36 towards level 77.
[12/24/19 14:17:10] Geela, AbrahamLinksys, and elf [1758/2499] have team battled Nechayev, unicron, and xonic [1187/2406] and won! 1 day, 19:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 15:04:09] rxcomm [15/1286] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [71/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:10:03 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[12/26/19 04:10:35] aismallard, Fluttershy, and meskio [2190/2910] have team battled suterismus, AbrahamLinksys, and borsin [924/2507] and won! 3 days, 11:03:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 10:09:16] AbrahamLinksys [168/434] has come upon ishanyx [121/735] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:59:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/27/19 19:32:04] Sharky4 [986/1122] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [369/434] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:00:20 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[12/29/19 14:58:41] elf [56/1279] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [202/434] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:01:15 is added to elf's clock.
[12/29/19 15:49:05] elf [400/1279] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [334/434] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:39:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/30/19 13:37:09] AbrahamLinksys [393/434] has come upon Mateusz [966/1154] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:59:25 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/30/19 18:09:35] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:09 towards level 77.
[12/30/19 21:19:54] AbrahamLinksys [248/447] has challenged inittab [148/565] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:05:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/30/19 21:19:54] AbrahamLinksys has dealt inittab a Critical Strike! 5 days, 09:24:29 is added to inittab's clock.
[12/31/19 15:11:38] Eldoreth, bootdisk, and Desspugne [2314/2734] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Yuhno, and Roxana [1311/2323] and won! 4 days, 01:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/20 02:45:47] AbrahamLinksys lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:26:56 from level 78.
[01/01/20 13:42:00] AbrahamLinksys [321/447] has challenged ganome [122/498] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:36:10 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/01/20 13:46:51] yano [149/612] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [308/447] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:57:17 is added to yano's clock.
[01/01/20 13:55:35] AbrahamLinksys, blabber, and Brainiac [1533/2068] have team battled Reilly, holloway, and Agent86 [1556/2288] and lost! 1 day, 12:04:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/20 00:38:03] Milquetoast [988/1061] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [246/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:07:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/03/20 07:41:04] dwfreed, waifu, and jjasghar [186/2208] have team battled KH405, Dyntra, and AbrahamLinksys [633/1464] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/20 23:12:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 34 days, 16:21:11 toward level 78.
[01/05/20 08:13:37] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:06:51 from level 78.
[01/05/20 11:23:30] AbrahamLinksys and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 13:04:02] csssuf [227/723] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [96/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:03:51 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[01/05/20 17:21:49] Beavis, TimWolla, Pici, and AbrahamLinksys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/20 00:47:04] Athos, AbrahamLinksys, and CornFly [1287/2328] have team battled Tenorman, MiddlewareMonkey, and nawcom [497/2768] and won! 2 days, 05:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 16:49:09] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:28 towards level 78.
[01/08/20 09:22:09] SirMonkeybox, AbrahamLinksys, and GipsyPureGold [548/1630] have team battled FSM, Lnk, and sc_ [2451/2466] and lost! 1 day, 08:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/20 13:02:57] AbrahamLinksys [133/447] has come upon Ttech [500/1973] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:42:07 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/11/20 20:56:58] AbrahamLinksys [244/447] has come upon anarcat [538/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:40:42 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/12/20 04:51:56] Scornn, sjefen6, and AbrahamLinksys [829/1886] have team battled Atan, Beavis, and sunri5e [2384/3124] and lost! 1 day, 03:14:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 16:42:10] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:10 towards level 78.
[01/13/20 01:44:12] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:51:39 from level 78.
[01/13/20 03:23:11] SlimeDiamond [63/385] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [129/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:54 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[01/14/20 15:24:41] AbrahamLinksys got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:32 from level 78.
[01/14/20 15:27:03] neurospex, petrichor, AbrahamLinksys, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/20 21:37:54] Tiny_Nuggins, AbrahamLinksys, and Reilly [838/1834] have team battled Psilocybe, pfoley, and Eldoreth [30/2896] and won! 0 days, 03:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 19:34:52] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:06 towards level 78.
[01/17/20 20:20:48] AbrahamLinksys [161/613] has challenged DrJosh9000 [355/759] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/19/20 01:23:00] brendan [179/1372] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [494/613] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:02:25 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/19/20 18:33:39] AbrahamLinksys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:10:45 from level 79.
[01/20/20 11:33:53] AbrahamLinksys [165/613] has challenged dxtr [243/932] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:46:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/20/20 14:00:15] AbrahamLinksys, findlayr, and jvoisin [51/1812] have team battled neurospex, inittab, and Ttech [88/3879] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/20 06:26:24] GipsyPureGold, zankore, and Crazycatlady [902/2407] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, zid, and ncarl747 [2402/2442] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 11:45:53] AbrahamLinksys [84/613] has challenged Tenorman [1012/1221] in combat and lost! 11 days, 07:38:50 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/23/20 10:40:42] AbrahamLinksys [2/613] has come upon sjefen6 [613/624] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 18:28:12 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/23/20 11:59:23] bisco, pants, and dax [75/2882] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, jvoisin, and Zaratustra [1851/2611] and lost! 2 days, 14:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 15:27:36] AbrahamLinksys saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:04:33 from level 79.
[01/25/20 00:44:56] AbrahamLinksys got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 03:35:21 from level 79.
[01/25/20 01:11:59] autist [45/883] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [447/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:11 is added to autist's clock.
[01/25/20 11:49:27] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:44:03 towards level 79.
[01/25/20 18:42:46] tmberg, Yuhno, and Scar3cr0w [1851/2912] have team battled Susumurata, Atan, and AbrahamLinksys [1775/1956] and won! 3 days, 11:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/20 16:56:29] jbroome, AbrahamLinksys, and GilbertErik [577/2421] have team battled tmberg, yano, and elf [495/3435] and won! 4 days, 00:57:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/20 17:49:38] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:26:44 towards level 79.
[01/27/20 04:55:27] AbrahamLinksys misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:01:33 from level 79.
[01/27/20 06:12:57] AbrahamLinksys [517/613] has challenged buyoq [181/545] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:38:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/28/20 04:02:59] Khorne [492/1023] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [276/613] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:16:49 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/28/20 10:19:45] algernon [497/727] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [108/613] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:34:00 is removed from algernon's clock.
[01/29/20 20:10:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 67 days, 03:41:41 from level 79.
[01/30/20 01:00:18] AbrahamLinksys, Scar3cr0w, and Sharky4 [129/2455] have team battled i3d, Mateusz, and dclaw123 [2221/2652] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/20 02:31:15] AbrahamLinksys [271/613] has come upon MrGlass [34/896] and taken them in combat! 39 days, 14:02:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/30/20 17:35:26] AbrahamLinksys [204/613] has come upon max [402/994] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 04:12:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/20 09:09:19] sjefen6 [467/629] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [479/613] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:09:58 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[01/31/20 14:27:47] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:48:21 towards level 79.
[02/01/20 19:37:00] AbrahamLinksys, Eldoreth, and brendan [2868/3208] have team battled grooverider, cromyr, and loomysh [1523/2599] and won! 1 day, 13:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 04:00:35] AbrahamLinksys and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 13:50:17] AbrahamLinksys [597/616] has challenged bisco [214/1036] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:21:51 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/03/20 17:42:13] canton7, damyan, and Psilocybe [1807/3166] have team battled petrichor, Iceman, and AbrahamLinksys [2171/2825] and lost! 0 days, 22:09:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/20 19:21:15] AbrahamLinksys and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 00:13:49] AbrahamLinksys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 22:53:28 from level 79.
[02/05/20 05:01:13] Zaratustra, Zyphyr, and AbrahamLinksys [402/2404] have team battled theZoMBiE, xonic, and zid [160/2102] and won! 3 days, 02:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 22:14:51] AbrahamLinksys [452/616] has come upon canton7 [953/1166] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:01:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/08/20 15:27:56] golgy [106/1000] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [298/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:37:35 is added to golgy's clock.
[02/09/20 07:37:13] AbrahamLinksys and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/20 08:55:00] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:19:24 towards level 79.
[02/09/20 15:50:22] JensRex, bisco, and AbrahamLinksys [1231/2989] have team battled astropoint, djm, and jbroome [2438/3042] and lost! 1 day, 12:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 17:29:25] el, Heisenberg, and m0shbear [309/3298] have team battled Beefcan, AbrahamLinksys, and Nofew [1185/1955] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/20 23:42:06] AbrahamLinksys [327/616] has come upon tspange [525/827] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:55:52 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/15/20 00:40:08] darkmage, dartainus, and pixelate [520/2630] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, dclaw123, and canton7 [2678/2875] and lost! 1 day, 21:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 15:59:59] rustybicycle [163/440] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [318/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[02/16/20 16:15:55] AbrahamLinksys [455/616] has challenged lakwatsero [367/388] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:41:52 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/16/20 23:17:38] sunri5e [424/1180] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [361/616] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:48:25 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[02/17/20 20:10:50] AbrahamLinksys [379/616] has come upon Ironhoof [915/1257] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:16:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/18/20 19:59:39] sukil [110/338] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [45/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from sukil's clock.
[02/19/20 10:32:12] borsin [451/622] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [277/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:56:09 is removed from borsin's clock.
[02/19/20 20:34:36] AbrahamLinksys [523/616] has challenged brycec [186/1182] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:31:14 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/19/20 23:59:37] AbrahamLinksys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:35:24 from level 79.
[02/20/20 19:48:37] AbrahamLinksys, LapTop006, and FSM [1448/2020] have team battled sigmg, max, and idlerpgww [301/2675] and won! 1 day, 03:23:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/20 02:48:00] AbrahamLinksys [103/616] has challenged L [109/797] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:16:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/22/20 23:32:30] AbrahamLinksys [169/616] has come upon Ironhoof [165/1257] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:01:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/23/20 10:19:28] AbrahamLinksys grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:44:58 towards level 79.
[02/25/20 02:29:27] Fluttershy [1095/1205] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [448/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:27:07 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[02/27/20 01:31:54] AbrahamLinksys [548/616] has come upon fattrat [485/1202] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:22:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/27/20 02:28:42] Khorne, Tor, and AbrahamLinksys [1172/2876] have team battled Nechayev, Majak, and Zaratustra [2397/2521] and lost! 0 days, 21:40:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/20 07:41:33] AbrahamLinksys [208/616] has challenged Fluttershy [1148/1205] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:42:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/28/20 04:53:49] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:25:14 towards level 79.
[02/28/20 05:53:36] AbrahamLinksys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:47:45 towards level 79.
[02/28/20 13:14:57] AbrahamLinksys and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/20 16:55:47] Tenorman [850/1251] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [440/620] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:59:09 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/05/20 08:51:07] bigjay and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 06:54:17] AbrahamLinksys bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:00:32 from level 79.
[03/07/20 18:13:53] AbrahamLinksys [598/620] has challenged Everyman [63/757] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:33:59 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/09/20 17:47:47] AbrahamLinksys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:57 towards level 79.
[03/11/20 10:00:27] AbrahamLinksys [452/625] has come upon dindinx [313/786] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:46:43 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/12/20 03:38:08] AbrahamLinksys [4/625] has challenged Syloq [475/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/12/20 17:41:26] AbrahamLinksys [124/625] has challenged crysys [101/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/25/20 05:28:46] AbrahamLinksys [369/625] has come upon Roxana [51/1250] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:22:19 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/25/20 14:00:17] crysys, m0shbear, and micah [647/2941] have team battled Varjatticus, Eiam, and AbrahamLinksys [1520/1702] and lost! 1 day, 11:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/20 07:51:02] LukeLR, Asara, and fattrat [2338/2848] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, vegadark, and dwfreed [541/2320] and won! 3 days, 15:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 13:35:21] parkaman [139/164] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [94/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:53 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[03/26/20 21:33:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 4 days, 13:14:28 toward level 79.
[03/30/20 14:31:45] AbrahamLinksys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:12:05 from level 79.
[03/31/20 00:09:56] AbrahamLinksys sharpened the edge of their weapon! AbrahamLinksys's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/20 19:30:53] djm [112/910] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [229/645] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:16:36 is added to djm's clock.
[04/01/20 07:05:54] brendan, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [2007/2887] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, fattrat, and Dyntra [1103/2294] and won! 0 days, 04:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/20 18:12:58] Bradicus, AbrahamLinksys, nickware, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/20 18:36:14] AbrahamLinksys [45/645] has challenged Agent86 [454/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:37:34 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/01/20 22:47:26] AbrahamLinksys and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/20 00:13:10] AbrahamLinksys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:16:02 from level 79.
[04/02/20 23:42:53] AbrahamLinksys [330/645] has challenged maligned [507/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:15:31 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/03/20 13:01:54] bobvador [530/684] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [637/645] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to bobvador's clock.
[04/03/20 22:07:26] AbrahamLinksys grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:19 towards level 79.
[04/05/20 16:49:14] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:20 towards level 79.
[04/05/20 21:59:09] AbrahamLinksys [599/645] has challenged Tratos [31/961] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:20:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/07/20 07:34:18] theZoMBiE, grooverider, and JensRex [2171/3305] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, JackSW, and tspange [343/1823] and won! 1 day, 08:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/20 09:32:26] AbrahamLinksys lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:17 from level 79.
[04/09/20 05:26:58] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:50 towards level 79.
[04/09/20 13:08:36] zVxt [347/393] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [87/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:31:39 is removed from zVxt's clock.
[04/10/20 01:26:17] brendan, AbrahamLinksys, and h00k [1497/2811] have team battled MetaNova, AbacusAvenger, and algernon [712/2639] and won! 0 days, 01:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/20 08:21:29] AbrahamLinksys [141/645] has come upon jnerulax [273/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:48:25 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/14/20 10:53:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 4 days, 15:55:26 toward level 79.
[04/14/20 19:26:22] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:44 towards level 79.
[04/15/20 07:19:39] TimWolla and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 21:37:08] Susumurata, TimWolla, and AbrahamLinksys [2023/2198] have team battled Bahhumbug, algernon, and Ironhoof [2427/2950] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 23:57:45] Elgo [721/815] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [155/645] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:30:01 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[04/16/20 01:06:46] sjums_the_great and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 11:02:15] AbrahamLinksys and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 14:50:43] AbrahamLinksys [143/645] has come upon cirdan [544/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/02/20 14:36:09] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:33 towards level 79.
[09/04/20 05:15:18] AbrahamLinksys [104/645] has challenged Zaratustra [416/1120] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:40:30 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/04/20 09:07:14] anderson [194/392] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [558/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to anderson's clock.
[09/04/20 12:49:07] Fluttershy [353/1244] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [177/645] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:24:11 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/04/20 23:20:06] Andries [59/675] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [84/645] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:53:54 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/05/20 12:57:30] AbrahamLinksys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:19:03 towards level 79.
[09/06/20 15:06:46] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:52:12 towards level 79.
[09/07/20 00:07:11] sunri5e, max, and tris [1997/2429] have team battled Yuhno, AbrahamLinksys, and DrJosh9000 [1634/2180] and won! 0 days, 16:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 01:50:34] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:43 towards level 79.
[09/07/20 04:34:10] AbrahamLinksys [629/645] has challenged bobvador [275/675] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:34:53 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/07/20 10:56:51] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:14 towards level 79.
[09/09/20 13:16:17] AbrahamLinksys found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:34:38 towards level 79.
[09/10/20 19:13:59] AbrahamLinksys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:48:50 from level 79.
[09/13/20 19:00:31] AbrahamLinksys [366/645] has come upon djm [806/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:03:56 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/13/20 20:28:32] AbrahamLinksys, lavamind, and FSM [1897/2215] have team battled blackroot, himuraken, and shymega [1102/1993] and won! 0 days, 07:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 01:08:38] KeboDK, Lnk, and AbrahamLinksys [2179/2544] have team battled Forud, KyloRen, and MetaNova [742/2361] and won! 2 days, 14:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/20 03:56:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 6 days, 14:52:21 toward level 79.
[09/18/20 22:53:43] AbrahamLinksys [522/645] has come upon blackroot [39/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:54 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/19/20 18:50:25] AbrahamLinksys [517/645] has challenged GunMan [653/726] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/20/20 04:48:47] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:54 towards level 80.
[09/20/20 09:59:43] AbrahamLinksys [139/645] has challenged freeboson [492/688] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:39:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/20/20 13:22:50] xayto [719/792] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [384/645] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 21:38:37 is removed from xayto's clock.
[09/20/20 17:12:11] Andries and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 22:44:30] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:54:40 towards level 80.
[09/20/20 23:40:37] AbrahamLinksys [357/645] has come upon micah [626/985] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:43:26 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/21/20 13:06:54] bookworm [74/469] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [72/645] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:40:34 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[09/22/20 20:14:10] allo, tmberg, and Reilly [714/2877] have team battled TauPan, gdm, and AbrahamLinksys [118/1811] and won! 0 days, 16:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 05:17:18] AbrahamLinksys [225/652] has challenged jnerulax [120/821] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:52:55 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/24/20 05:59:00] Andries and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/20 15:15:55] HellSpawn, ohnx, AbrahamLinksys, and Xenthys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/20 15:28:56] AbrahamLinksys [105/652] has come upon astropoint [507/1067] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:37:01 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/24/20 20:27:39] bigjay [639/1382] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [555/652] in combat and won! 32 days, 03:45:58 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/25/20 04:29:43] AbrahamLinksys [527/652] has challenged Elgo [825/961] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:19:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/26/20 19:14:47] AbrahamLinksys, Varjatticus, and Mithkabob [1237/1575] have team battled astropoint, parkaman, and Khorne [2283/2680] and lost! 4 days, 05:34:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/20 07:27:10] Mithkabob and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 22:51:58] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:50:45 towards level 80.
[09/28/20 09:04:47] AbrahamLinksys [435/652] has come upon canton7 [291/1255] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:58:37 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/29/20 12:59:26] AbrahamLinksys [335/652] has come upon inittab [528/762] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:53:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/30/20 09:30:39] AbrahamLinksys [178/652] has come upon feek [369/584] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:25:09 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/01/20 08:21:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 11:03:22 from level 80.
[10/01/20 09:41:12] XBouBou [0/1] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [63/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[10/02/20 04:21:51] AbrahamLinksys [360/652] has come upon elbie [478/803] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:19:30 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/02/20 19:31:01] GilbertErik [406/778] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [274/652] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:57:23 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[10/03/20 00:12:43] HellSpawn [515/801] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [281/652] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:49:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/03/20 08:14:34] AbrahamLinksys [9/652] has challenged sheu [394/563] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:21:28 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/03/20 13:34:46] AbrahamLinksys and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 18:16:56] Psilocybe [350/767] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [319/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:07:26 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[10/07/20 16:38:19] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:30:18 towards level 80.
[10/08/20 03:13:41] AbrahamLinksys [125/652] has come upon sunri5e [538/1183] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:31:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/08/20 08:05:28] AbrahamLinksys [26/652] has come upon idlerpgww [353/795] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:02:45 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/09/20 13:19:16] AbrahamLinksys [1/652] has come upon elbie [503/803] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:26:52 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/10/20 03:42:33] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:34:50 towards level 80.
[10/11/20 17:03:57] Mithkabob, canton7, and Fluttershy [2854/3055] have team battled HeavyPodda, AbrahamLinksys, and KeboDK [1173/2675] and won! 0 days, 01:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 20:18:24] AbrahamLinksys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:35:33 towards level 80.
[10/12/20 23:36:32] Antium and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 05:44:37] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:15:16 towards level 80.
[10/13/20 22:24:30] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:23:03 towards level 80.
[10/14/20 02:07:17] nawcom, Milquetoast, and AbrahamLinksys [1251/2343] have team battled feek, el, and Andries [67/2704] and won! 4 days, 01:56:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/20 19:29:28] AbrahamLinksys and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/20 01:59:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 21 days, 14:43:59 toward level 80.
[10/16/20 06:39:05] AbrahamLinksys [315/652] has challenged RedW [508/1011] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:30:33 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/16/20 10:17:11] AbrahamLinksys [168/652] has come upon micah [419/985] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:22:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/16/20 22:25:05] AbrahamLinksys and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 12:08:25] brendan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 00:07:55] AbrahamLinksys [550/652] has come upon dindinx [405/762] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:04:21 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/19/20 06:54:15] AbrahamLinksys [440/652] has challenged Pontuzz [403/498] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:55:35 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/22/20 17:28:06] rxcomm, cocco, and rustybicycle [1971/2941] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, ohnx, and bobvador [541/2121] and won! 0 days, 01:21:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/20 21:37:47] AbrahamLinksys [334/652] has come upon bookworm [202/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:41:40 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/25/20 19:30:10] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:57 towards level 80.
[10/26/20 18:22:49] FSM and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 21:29:16] Elgo [195/962] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [437/652] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:18:29 is added to Elgo's clock.
[10/26/20 21:53:55] AbrahamLinksys [440/652] has come upon MetaNova [546/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/27/20 13:46:31] AbrahamLinksys and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/20 13:47:55] AbrahamLinksys [223/652] has challenged GilbertErik [445/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:46 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/27/20 15:13:19] Varjatticus, Jaglag, and Zaratustra [602/1998] have team battled shymega, AbrahamLinksys, and ilbelkyr [2155/2654] and lost! 0 days, 20:32:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/20 23:30:48] AbrahamLinksys [555/652] has challenged Muirrum [533/584] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:10:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/28/20 06:26:41] AbrahamLinksys [127/652] has come upon GunMan [480/726] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:21:30 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/28/20 09:26:42] Chuck [308/751] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [212/652] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:00:15 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[10/28/20 22:55:23] AbrahamLinksys [372/652] has challenged Mateusz [70/1258] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:31:03 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/28/20 22:55:23] In the fierce battle, Mateusz dropped their level 276 pair of boots! AbrahamLinksys picks it up, tossing their old level 41 pair of boots to Mateusz.
[10/30/20 01:01:17] sc_ [7/841] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [185/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:52:44 is added to sc_'s clock.
[11/01/20 21:53:35] CornFly, jjasghar, and AbrahamLinksys [867/2874] have team battled Clearcasting, Tenorman, and i3d [1136/2607] and lost! 2 days, 08:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 20:08:24] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:10:27 towards level 81.
[11/03/20 08:24:50] AbrahamLinksys [356/915] has challenged simple [804/1114] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:21:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/04/20 00:37:23] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:04:23 from level 81.
[11/04/20 13:49:17] Roxana, AbrahamLinksys, and Reilly [1528/2985] have team battled SCSi, dclaw123, and kenyon [296/3118] and won! 1 day, 21:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/20 19:14:14] AbrahamLinksys [896/915] has come upon acolarh [210/785] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:52:18 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/04/20 22:33:25] AbrahamLinksys [209/950] has challenged Chuck [482/751] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:24:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/05/20 07:12:37] AbrahamLinksys [577/950] has come upon Nechayev [444/927] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:11:59 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/11/20 21:12:02] mordac, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [136/2964] have team battled Andries, sunri5e, and vegadark [1047/2937] and lost! 7 days, 23:48:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/20 11:21:14] max and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/20 05:18:31] AbrahamLinksys [9/950] has challenged grooverider [1488/1627] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:48:42 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/13/20 09:51:07] suterismus [771/1547] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [570/950] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:30:55 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/14/20 01:31:10] AbrahamLinksys, MiddlewareMonkey, and Asara [2269/2809] have team battled XBouBou, Xenthys, and sairis [21/1970] and won! 2 days, 14:32:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 05:38:16] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:41:30 towards level 81.
[11/15/20 22:54:19] k-rad, UnknownHero, and AbrahamLinksys [682/1552] have team battled Zaratustra, ohnx, and dwfreed [778/2838] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/20 00:04:15] AbrahamLinksys, Ironhoof, and maligned [866/3251] have team battled Birdbones, Tenorman, and Scar3cr0w [2658/3410] and lost! 2 days, 00:22:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/20 13:23:44] AbrahamLinksys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:58:26 from level 81.
[11/17/20 00:24:57] grooverider, anarcat, and buksi [3490/3515] have team battled jjasghar, AbrahamLinksys, and i3d [1954/2424] and won! 0 days, 11:08:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 17:00:04] AbrahamLinksys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:54:39 towards level 81.
[11/20/20 02:05:35] AbrahamLinksys ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:01:17 from level 81.
[11/20/20 13:30:47] AbrahamLinksys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AbrahamLinksys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/20 04:11:29] RedW [489/1011] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [611/955] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:43:00 is added to RedW's clock.
[11/23/20 02:43:48] AbrahamLinksys [331/955] has come upon phraktyl [416/700] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:52:42 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/23/20 21:19:31] AbrahamLinksys saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:39:21 from level 81.
[11/25/20 10:38:10] AbrahamLinksys has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:45:12 from level 81.
[11/26/20 05:31:48] bobvador, Nechayev, AbrahamLinksys, and JeDa have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/20 21:34:32] AbrahamLinksys [950/955] has come upon Scar3cr0w [332/814] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:02:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/26/20 23:58:54] Kurenai [141/269] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [165/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/27/20 09:15:35] womblecat, AbrahamLinksys, and damyan [2429/2974] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, max, and sjefen6 [1737/2730] and won! 0 days, 17:15:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 09:45:40] Globalirc [484/1026] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [110/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/27/20 18:43:35] AbrahamLinksys [6/955] has come upon damyan [446/1183] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:00:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/27/20 21:42:41] lavamind, bookworm, and idlerpgww [526/2114] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, dclaw123, and Pontuzz [770/2565] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/20 15:49:02] AbrahamLinksys [867/955] has come upon Agent86 [748/1016] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:47:22 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/30/20 11:20:51] AbrahamLinksys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:03:42 from level 81.
[11/30/20 13:02:49] sairis [153/837] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [585/955] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:11:59 is added to sairis's clock.
[12/01/20 03:18:15] AbrahamLinksys [148/955] has come upon Bradicus [54/1116] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:50:47 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/03/20 00:55:18] AbrahamLinksys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:25 towards level 81.
[12/03/20 09:42:15] AbrahamLinksys and buzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/20 14:29:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AbrahamLinksys with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 17:43:22 from level 81.
[12/05/20 14:31:04] AbrahamLinksys [17/955] has come upon h00k [522/764] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:00:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/05/20 15:33:51] AbrahamLinksys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:00:19 from level 81.
[12/07/20 02:11:25] Reilly, AbrahamLinksys, and neurospex [1088/2641] have team battled ohnx, FSM, and max [757/2220] and won! 3 days, 07:52:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 03:38:43] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:39 towards level 81.
[12/08/20 07:46:52] AbrahamLinksys, Kurenai, and ganome [1260/1897] have team battled Misza, Bluedog, and vegadark [122/2832] and won! 0 days, 10:02:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 09:58:59] Agent86 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 10:39:28] Pontuzz, Geela, and simple [1531/2376] have team battled golgy, GunMan, and AbrahamLinksys [1873/2645] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 13:17:56] d4rkp1r4t3 [187/351] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [295/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:27 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[12/09/20 06:55:34] AbrahamLinksys got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:21 from level 81.
[12/10/20 07:00:00] dindinx and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 07:12:06] Zyphyr, anarcat, and djm [2302/2552] have team battled Odin, AbrahamLinksys, and sjums_the_great [2536/2606] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/20 20:58:23] AbrahamLinksys [377/955] has challenged suterismus [1285/1547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:40:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/11/20 04:32:57] buzzz [148/587] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [795/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to buzzz's clock.
[12/11/20 12:14:22] AbrahamLinksys has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:31:05 from level 81.
[12/12/20 15:07:42] anarcat [637/957] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [812/955] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:18:18 is added to anarcat's clock.
[12/14/20 01:00:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 1 day, 01:13:15 toward level 81.
[12/15/20 14:57:53] AbrahamLinksys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:42 towards level 81.
[12/15/20 15:01:45] AbrahamLinksys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:37 from level 81.
[12/15/20 22:28:36] golgy [129/938] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [308/955] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:50:47 is added to golgy's clock.
[12/16/20 02:16:09] Zyphyr, Varjatticus, and allo [284/1841] have team battled Ttech, AbrahamLinksys, and soltys [246/3981] and won! 0 days, 14:07:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 01:45:18] AbrahamLinksys got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:03 from level 81.
[12/18/20 04:00:39] AbrahamLinksys [651/955] has challenged feek [567/625] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:12:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/18/20 04:17:57] AbrahamLinksys [558/955] has come upon Nechayev [581/935] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:41:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/18/20 04:31:03] AbrahamLinksys, kenyon, and StalkR [1498/2381] have team battled Chuck, Ironhoof, and allo [459/2837] and won! 1 day, 15:49:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/20 05:01:45] AbrahamLinksys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:02:28 from level 82.
[12/18/20 12:38:18] AbrahamLinksys [370/955] has come upon himuraken [750/991] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:22:43 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/18/20 13:07:30] Crazycatlady [67/860] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [752/955] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:38:25 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/18/20 17:42:55] AbrahamLinksys [596/955] has come upon Andries [787/937] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 11:30:41 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/19/20 10:44:57] AbrahamLinksys [483/955] has challenged canton7 [1106/1244] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:05:27 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/20/20 22:17:06] AbrahamLinksys misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 19:31:59 from level 82.
[12/22/20 05:11:38] hr7xt8 [17/25] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [963/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to hr7xt8's clock.
[12/22/20 17:30:41] AbrahamLinksys discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 23:00:58 towards level 82.
[12/22/20 18:26:02] AbrahamLinksys, JuanMaestro, and MiddlewareMonkey [159/3061] have team battled pztrn, blabber, and Xenthys [1023/2270] and lost! 2 days, 15:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/20 00:12:25] AbrahamLinksys [166/965] has come upon petrichor [283/1236] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 22:28:09 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/23/20 11:54:00] Sharky4, idlerpgww, and dwfreed [1456/2888] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, tmberg, and borsin [1180/3251] and won! 0 days, 02:35:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 15:45:25] Elgo, holloway, and MiddlewareMonkey [564/3007] have team battled bisco, canton7, and AbrahamLinksys [1480/3566] and lost! 2 days, 22:56:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/20 18:10:11] AbrahamLinksys [101/965] has challenged aismallard [858/978] in combat and lost! 11 days, 20:08:45 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/27/20 08:31:48] Ironhoof, KindOne, and blizgerg [2098/2984] have team battled Scar3cr0w, PlasmaStar, and AbrahamLinksys [990/2496] and won! 0 days, 08:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/20 15:15:21] AbrahamLinksys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:49:52 towards level 82.
[12/28/20 01:35:10] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:07:17 towards level 82.
[12/28/20 19:26:59] el [18/1194] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [927/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:25 is added to el's clock.
[12/29/20 19:44:41] brycec and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/20 21:48:58] Tenorman [936/1294] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [192/965] in combat and won! 20 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/31/20 06:03:11] AbrahamLinksys [217/965] has come upon sjums_the_great [20/952] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 22:29:55 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/01/21 13:47:58] MiddlewareMonkey [382/1080] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [662/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:10:35 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/02/21 04:15:48] AbrahamLinksys [118/965] has come upon bobvador [617/675] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:33:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/02/21 22:41:22] AbrahamLinksys learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:59:30 towards level 82.
[01/03/21 19:37:33] Pici and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 15:05:06] MetaNova [162/1026] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [490/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:54 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/05/21 05:05:36] AbrahamLinksys [962/965] has come upon AbacusAvenger [174/913] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 15:34:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/05/21 19:26:09] AbrahamLinksys left their weapon out in the rain to rust! AbrahamLinksys's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/21 22:03:14] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:46:26 towards level 82.
[01/07/21 20:03:11] lavamind, FSM, blabber, and AbrahamLinksys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/21 02:02:43] AbrahamLinksys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:52 towards level 82.
[01/09/21 11:32:26] AbrahamLinksys [102/943] has challenged Fluttershy [124/1291] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:24:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/10/21 01:21:49] AbrahamLinksys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:04:59 from level 82.
[01/10/21 06:44:42] AbrahamLinksys lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:53:44 from level 82.
[01/10/21 22:22:41] AbrahamLinksys [126/943] has come upon kate [529/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:24:50 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/11/21 12:57:15] freeboson and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/21 02:20:53] AbrahamLinksys [717/943] has come upon Bradicus [713/1134] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:38:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/12/21 14:04:42] AbrahamLinksys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:20 towards level 82.
[01/12/21 21:17:11] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:29:32 towards level 82.
[01/13/21 03:59:24] AbrahamLinksys [543/943] has come upon anarcat [720/968] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:53:26 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/13/21 19:28:24] tmberg [1465/1579] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [326/943] in combat and won! 17 days, 20:04:24 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[01/16/21 05:27:22] PlasmaStar, SCSi, and himuraken [1616/2738] have team battled LordBanana, MELOONi, and AbrahamLinksys [151/1757] and won! 1 day, 04:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/21 23:20:59] lavamind [112/868] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [73/943] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:17:57 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[01/18/21 07:50:04] x12x63 [77/272] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [344/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to x12x63's clock.
[01/18/21 16:53:37] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:25:53 towards level 82.
[01/18/21 19:36:03] AbrahamLinksys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:26 towards level 82.
[01/19/21 12:11:26] astropoint, feek, and AbrahamLinksys [1799/2791] have team battled CheeseSodaPunch, acolarh, and sc_ [228/2019] and won! 0 days, 03:41:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/21 14:03:01] AbrahamLinksys [66/943] has come upon damyan [684/1183] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:26:05 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/19/21 15:22:13] AbrahamLinksys and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 02:52:24] TimWolla and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 05:52:27] AbrahamLinksys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:09 towards level 82.
[01/21/21 08:40:46] AbrahamLinksys [481/943] has challenged GilbertErik [871/1146] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:50:21 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/21/21 20:16:37] AbrahamLinksys [453/949] has come upon dartainus [567/776] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:03:20 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/21/21 20:43:37] AbrahamLinksys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:45:20 from level 82.
[01/21/21 23:07:56] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:56 towards level 82.
[01/22/21 02:16:23] AbrahamLinksys slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! AbrahamLinksys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/21 06:14:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AbrahamLinksys 5 days, 12:15:58 toward level 82.
[01/25/21 07:03:11] acolarh [589/753] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [531/946] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:52:03 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[01/25/21 17:27:29] MELOONi stole AbrahamLinksys's level 30 tunic while they were sleeping! MELOONi leaves their old level 0 tunic behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[01/26/21 00:41:07] AbrahamLinksys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:13 towards level 82.
[01/26/21 18:16:40] Scar3cr0w and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 05:15:26] ToHellWithGA [695/1132] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [400/913] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:10:24 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/28/21 03:47:04] AbrahamLinksys [169/913] has come upon irix [688/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/28/21 06:22:19] AbrahamLinksys [539/913] has challenged Forud [448/995] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/28/21 13:29:17] AbrahamLinksys invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:19 towards level 83.
[01/28/21 18:33:53] ponatertot [0/1] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [293/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to ponatertot's clock.
[01/28/21 19:27:04] pony_unknown [7/11] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [568/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to pony_unknown's clock.
[01/29/21 14:31:03] AbrahamLinksys [537/913] has challenged WallIdl [94/757] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:44:27 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/29/21 22:10:35] soltys [535/975] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [388/913] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:53:09 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/30/21 08:39:23] MetaNova and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/21 22:32:46] Khorne and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/21 13:56:36] TheSilentLink [521/718] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [254/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:19:38 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/03/21 11:58:58] AbrahamLinksys [170/913] has come upon Syloq [100/811] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:18:59 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/04/21 09:17:51] bigjay [486/1405] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [502/913] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 12:57:20 is added to bigjay's clock.
[02/04/21 17:09:29] Birdbones [43/1320] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [671/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:20:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/05/21 08:08:07] yano and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/21 08:30:28] max, dindinx, AbrahamLinksys, and GilbertErik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/21 17:32:55] sheu and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/21 17:40:51] AbrahamLinksys [780/913] has come upon Beavis [942/1207] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:47:37 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/06/21 02:56:44] AbrahamLinksys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:57:21 from level 83.
[02/06/21 09:45:41] AbrahamLinksys [690/913] has come upon fmg [43/472] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/07/21 12:19:41] AbrahamLinksys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:22:23 from level 83.
[02/08/21 22:34:33] golgy [296/940] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [230/913] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:43:28 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/09/21 08:24:49] AbrahamLinksys [27/913] has come upon feek [312/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:38:10 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/09/21 11:38:22] Notir [464/527] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [319/913] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:19:28 is removed from Notir's clock.
[02/10/21 06:43:21] AbrahamLinksys [786/913] has challenged Yuhno [739/838] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:49:08 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/10/21 11:40:00] AbrahamLinksys, Khorne, and blackroot [1195/2263] have team battled Eldoreth, MJ94, and TheSilentLink [2717/2953] and lost! 1 day, 15:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/21 07:40:52] feek and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 07:53:06] sjums_the_great, waifu, and GilbertErik [253/3283] have team battled buksi, AbrahamLinksys, and solarsparq [120/2491] and won! 0 days, 04:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 09:44:58] AbrahamLinksys [305/913] has come upon sjums_the_great [660/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:28:07 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/21 20:28:03] AbrahamLinksys has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:34:57 from level 83.
[02/11/21 21:13:47] AbrahamLinksys [538/913] has challenged scumola [17/718] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:06:00 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/12/21 10:34:45] AbrahamLinksys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:42 from level 83.
[02/12/21 14:21:46] Khorne, Tratos, and astropoint [1718/3103] have team battled kenyon, grooverider, and AbrahamLinksys [1173/3164] and won! 3 days, 05:32:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 03:03:56] AbrahamLinksys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:43 towards level 83.
[02/13/21 10:11:01] DrJosh9000, gdm, and AbrahamLinksys [1420/2421] have team battled Beefcan, Nechayev, and SSLbits [198/2228] and won! 1 day, 05:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 11:22:42] Varjatticus [85/367] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [442/913] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:04:07 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[02/13/21 20:24:44] AbrahamLinksys [38/913] has challenged solarsparq [136/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:35 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/14/21 23:32:17] freeboson, Syloq, and AbrahamLinksys [1607/2480] have team battled Xenthys, SlowRiot, and Lemelisk [2810/3027] and lost! 0 days, 19:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/21 04:32:57] AbrahamLinksys stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:47 towards level 83.
[02/16/21 11:39:40] AbrahamLinksys [589/913] has challenged bookworm [17/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:36:23 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/18/21 20:19:42] AbrahamLinksys [202/1004] has challenged blizgerg [9/1242] in combat and won! 21 days, 12:18:22 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/21/21 22:10:36] AbrahamLinksys [592/1004] has challenged SlowRiot [56/914] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:28:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/21/21 22:35:27] AbrahamLinksys [247/1004] has come upon pants [737/1417] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:39:57 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/22/21 08:56:05] freeboson and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 05:17:59] AbrahamLinksys [230/1013] has challenged petrichor [1098/1329] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:19:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/24/21 04:32:58] AbrahamLinksys [457/1013] has come upon Eldoreth [1056/1523] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:05:47 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/24/21 15:26:08] darkmage [606/1405] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [592/1013] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:26:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/25/21 16:01:23] AbrahamLinksys [23/1013] has come upon dwfreed [90/909] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:07:56 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.