Player Info

User: AngryParsley
Class: Garnish
Admin?: No
Level: 103
Next level: 58 days, 03:23:18
Status: Offline
Host: ggreer!sid252791@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xcqiyyraownziitv
Account Created: Fri Jul 1 00:42:08 2011
Last login: Fri May 7 19:03:39 2021
Total time idled: 2551 days, 20:19:11
Current position: [110,431]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 104 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 281 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 71
gloves: 61
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 48
ring: 69 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 71
tunic: 122 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 418 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1317

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 11 days, 15:39:58
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 05:07:07
part: None
quest: 1913 days, 13:58:23
quit: 617 days, 11:54:13

total: 2542 days, 22:39:41

Character Modifiers

[02/19/05 11:14:57] AngryParsley [0/4] has challenged deneth0r [80/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/05 12:10:51] AngryParsley [4/10] has challenged NAiL [201/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/05 12:36:57] AngryParsley [7/19] has challenged Nomi [20/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/05 15:02:09] AngryParsley [1/66] has challenged breakthechain [133/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/05 16:56:19] AngryParsley [44/83] has challenged HauntedUnix [11/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/05 17:55:34] AngryParsley [60/90] has challenged bilco [232/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/20/05 02:45:07] Josephus [100/347] has challenged AngryParsley [68/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:43 is removed from Josephus's clock.
[02/20/05 06:27:29] Di42lo [9/33] has challenged AngryParsley [102/148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Di42lo's clock.
[02/20/05 07:52:22] Pio [48/236] has challenged AngryParsley [137/148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Pio's clock.
[02/20/05 09:15:55] AngryParsley [0/148] has challenged Barlaglar [65/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/20/05 17:41:39] AngryParsley [58/164] has challenged bridgetester [87/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/20/05 23:06:42] AngryParsley [63/173] has challenged xnyx [1027/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/05 05:27:14] AngryParsley [25/181] has challenged Azistal [600/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/05 12:48:41] AngryParsley [26/181] has challenged rpgdemon [478/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/05 21:16:02] AngryParsley [153/197] has challenged Eagle [276/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/22/05 07:04:34] AngryParsley [90/199] has challenged bwulf [535/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/22/05 10:26:27] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:14:36 is added to his clock.
[02/22/05 18:58:01] AngryParsley [99/222] has challenged Azistal [627/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/22/05 23:21:13] asciiwhite [287/479] has challenged AngryParsley [168/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:26 is removed from asciiwhite's clock.
[02/23/05 08:26:46] AngryParsley [38/229] has challenged looppi [434/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/23/05 23:45:21] AngryParsley [119/253] has challenged nadav [144/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/24/05 17:30:58] AngryParsley [68/261] has challenged HostingGeek [154/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/24/05 19:20:22] Barrigudinho [201/585] has challenged AngryParsley [193/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:41 is removed from Barrigudinho's clock.
[02/25/05 11:56:36] Zorlac [302/320] has challenged AngryParsley [188/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Zorlac's clock.
[02/25/05 14:07:01] AngryParsley [110/261] has challenged Zulu [35/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/25/05 14:07:01] AngryParsley has dealt Zulu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:58:39 is added to Zulu's clock.
[02/25/05 22:41:17] AngryParsley slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AngryParsley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/05 22:48:29] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:22 from level 34.
[02/26/05 10:52:31] AngryParsley [88/260] has challenged NeoPariah [134/223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/26/05 22:36:46] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:06 towards level 35.
[02/27/05 02:21:15] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:07:56 is added to his clock.
[02/27/05 16:47:57] AngryParsley [260/263] has challenged Kyrin [10/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/28/05 18:38:41] AngryParsley [186/263] has challenged TamOShanter [383/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/01/05 05:53:44] Bert [34/581] has challenged AngryParsley [208/263] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:58:31 is added to Bert's clock.
[03/01/05 17:22:35] perplexer, Ygo, and AngryParsley [306/1061] have team battled Soladmn, ToYKillAS, and Caramon [589/1453] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/05 00:05:53] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:40 from level 37.
[03/02/05 11:46:54] AngryParsley [131/327] has challenged Barrigudinho [53/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/05/05 09:56:17] AngryParsley [35/342] has challenged Tinozaure [310/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/06/05 23:02:20] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:25 towards level 39.
[03/07/05 17:20:46] AngryParsley [328/342] has challenged ToYKillAS [286/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/07/05 19:52:50] Xenith [232/486] has come upon AngryParsley [100/342] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:35:53 is removed from Xenith's clock.
[03/08/05 06:29:54] lekro [145/236] has challenged AngryParsley [144/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from lekro's clock.
[03/10/05 09:25:03] lekro [28/244] has challenged AngryParsley [302/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to lekro's clock.
[03/11/05 15:06:44] AngryParsley [5/342] has challenged pibby [76/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/11/05 16:41:29] psai, Krokostov, and AngryParsley [1225/1355] have team battled Allowee, kaMe, and TamOShanter [403/1171] and won! 0 days, 04:06:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/05 20:03:25] Entro, AngryParsley, and Phantom [1101/1482] have team battled Topis, Baalzamon, and Rafayel [354/2228] and won! 0 days, 03:22:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/05 14:08:21] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:21 towards level 41.
[03/14/05 09:26:49] AngryParsley [24/342] has challenged tvakah [220/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/26/05 13:50:06] AngryParsley [60/342] has challenged asciiwhite [358/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/27/05 00:06:56] bvs [635/870] has challenged AngryParsley [258/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:58 is removed from bvs's clock.
[03/27/05 19:07:06] tom_foolery [16/239] has challenged AngryParsley [259/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to tom_foolery's clock.
[03/30/05 06:53:29] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:27 towards level 43.
[03/31/05 11:33:43] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:00 towards level 43.
[03/31/05 17:53:51] AngryParsley [8/357] has challenged Ygo [243/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/01/05 14:55:46] AngryParsley [318/357] has come upon clider [207/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:58:17 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/02/05 05:38:12] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:56 towards level 44.
[04/02/05 22:20:15] sppride, cobryce, and express_ [1187/1370] have team battled AngryParsley, Rafayel, and Cydian [1077/1264] and won! 0 days, 05:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/05 00:14:56] AngryParsley [153/357] has come upon Taliesin [316/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/05/05 14:34:45] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:53 towards level 44.
[04/06/05 03:53:36] AngryParsley, cobryce, and segsegrayjanra [1222/1534] have team battled netcat, whitec, and jargan [1075/1641] and won! 0 days, 08:28:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/05 22:23:31] jc [477/655] has come upon AngryParsley [339/357] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:11:10 is removed from jc's clock.
[04/07/05 18:38:18] AngryParsley [257/357] has challenged gnarlie [293/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/08/05 04:06:33] tuftofhair [167/179] has challenged AngryParsley [9/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:48 is removed from tuftofhair's clock.
[04/08/05 04:06:33] In the fierce battle, AngryParsley dropped his level 33 charm! tuftofhair picks it up, tossing his old level 17 charm to AngryParsley.
[04/09/05 02:20:35] Topis [7/691] has come upon AngryParsley [67/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:59:54 is added to Topis's clock.
[04/10/05 09:04:44] Ntech314 [54/271] has challenged AngryParsley [307/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Ntech314's clock.
[07/01/11 02:33:09] AngryParsley [7/8] has challenged Rigeld2 [179/330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 03:37:56] AngryParsley [22/27] has challenged sbp [178/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 04:08:09] AngryParsley [23/33] has challenged Remaeus [126/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 04:43:34] AngryParsley [31/41] has challenged Root [183/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 05:40:46] wakeupscreaming [13/222] has challenged AngryParsley [39/46] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[07/01/11 06:08:21] AngryParsley [18/61] has challenged ware [174/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 11:09:13] masklin [792/802] has challenged AngryParsley [112/128] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:29:45 is removed from masklin's clock.
[07/01/11 13:51:20] AngryParsley [96/162] has challenged c0de [105/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 16:09:32] AngryParsley [20/162] has challenged Remaeus [146/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 18:45:43] AngryParsley [133/190] has challenged Nobgul [62/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/02/11 08:38:57] AngryParsley [81/210] has challenged ChiefRA [0/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/02/11 09:39:24] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:36 towards level 24.
[07/02/11 09:58:28] allo, alexjs, and keeper_c [1237/2315] have team battled AngryParsley, c0de, and greycat [778/1262] and won! 0 days, 03:53:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/11 12:53:47] AngryParsley [203/214] has challenged sshc [8/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/02/11 18:14:28] AngryParsley [92/229] has challenged opticron [158/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/02/11 20:42:23] opticron and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/11 01:11:33] AngryParsley [3/245] has challenged TauPan [158/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/03/11 04:18:40] TimRiker [175/454] has challenged AngryParsley [176/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:53 is added to TimRiker's clock.
[07/03/11 10:05:22] AngryParsley [185/245] has challenged zero_one [113/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/03/11 18:36:54] AngryParsley [113/245] has challenged DarkSiL [130/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/05/11 19:35:08] AngryParsley [7/261] has challenged gipyelrah [1069/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/06/11 08:35:43] kloeri [655/758] has challenged AngryParsley [125/261] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:26:31 is removed from kloeri's clock.
[07/06/11 09:01:51] AngryParsley [73/309] has challenged Gerdesas [301/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/06/11 15:20:25] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:48 towards level 31.
[07/06/11 23:18:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 00:05:00 toward level 31.
[07/06/11 23:37:38] AngryParsley [2/316] has challenged Kylu [92/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/07/11 04:22:42] <death1024> [150/207] has challenged AngryParsley [136/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from <death1024>'s clock.
[07/07/11 04:39:22] AngryParsley, Appolonius, and felipe [12/848] have team battled melic, geck, and TauPan [912/1241] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/11 17:56:06] AngryParsley [251/316] has challenged brimstone [147/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/08/11 10:11:28] AngryParsley [128/322] has challenged ion [365/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/09/11 00:40:29] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:02 from level 34.
[07/09/11 04:51:14] felipe [361/380] has challenged AngryParsley [31/322] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:22:18 is removed from felipe's clock.
[07/09/11 11:34:11] AngryParsley [89/338] has challenged Phibs [365/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/09/11 20:36:17] Termana [49/96] has challenged AngryParsley [5/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:24 is removed from Termana's clock.
[07/10/11 04:09:18] AngryParsley and toasty have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/11 14:38:47] AngryParsley [250/338] has challenged vegadark [88/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/10/11 15:51:05] AngryParsley [98/338] has come upon Phibs [128/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/11/11 00:00:52] Root stole AngryParsley's level 30 amulet while they were sleeping! Root leaves his old level 20 amulet behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[07/11/11 09:08:03] AngryParsley [27/327] has come upon untdestroyer [15/217] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:45:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/11/11 09:08:03] AngryParsley has dealt untdestroyer a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:26:41 is added to untdestroyer's clock.
[07/11/11 11:36:57] suterismus, Rabbitbunny, and Weasel [974/1735] have team battled sbp, AngryParsley, and TauPan [487/1364] and won! 0 days, 02:56:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/11 19:06:35] AngryParsley [157/327] has challenged geck [117/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/11/11 20:18:13] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:29 towards level 37.
[07/12/11 17:13:30] TauPan [201/569] has challenged AngryParsley [289/327] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:45:09 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/12/11 23:28:30] AngryParsley [116/327] has challenged Tarran [263/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/13/11 11:56:51] noother, seek, and [dmp] [382/926] have team battled AngryParsley, Eraos, and Lurker [951/1988] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/11 03:54:47] AngryParsley [167/327] has come upon wakeupscreaming [80/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/14/11 08:40:25] AngryParsley [236/327] has come upon mauke [1/439] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/14/11 16:18:06] greycat and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/11 16:53:25] AngryParsley [193/337] has challenged geck [113/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/14/11 19:03:08] AngryParsley broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:18 from level 39.
[07/15/11 01:49:05] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:05 from level 39.
[07/15/11 13:22:26] <death1024>, Tarran, and seek [216/930] have team battled alexjs, AngryParsley, and melic [277/1155] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/11 13:24:33] greycat and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/11 16:45:05] TheOneElectric [92/120] has challenged AngryParsley [73/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:40 is removed from TheOneElectric's clock.
[07/16/11 09:15:44] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:11 towards level 39.
[07/16/11 14:05:30] AngryParsley [137/337] has challenged LordFella [212/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/17/11 00:41:51] Hydrogenum [672/806] has challenged AngryParsley [285/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:53 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/17/11 04:50:52] cybersystem, DarkSiL, and mauke [1961/1978] have team battled AngryParsley, Woo, and sbp [913/1958] and won! 0 days, 01:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/11 16:39:29] Ttech, brimstone, and charitwo [1811/2107] have team battled alexjs, AngryParsley, and Cenhinen [112/1921] and won! 0 days, 16:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/11 18:19:27] Xeo [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [199/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Xeo's clock.
[07/18/11 01:23:07] Nimda [153/210] has challenged AngryParsley [166/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Nimda's clock.
[07/19/11 01:43:52] AngryParsley [28/361] has challenged Eraos [460/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/19/11 14:43:47] brimstone and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/11 12:42:44] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:17 towards level 41.
[07/20/11 13:20:04] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:32 towards level 41.
[07/20/11 20:29:40] Kevin1981 [159/342] has challenged AngryParsley [55/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from Kevin1981's clock.
[07/21/11 12:22:02] sasaniak [223/247] has challenged AngryParsley [101/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/11 14:47:25] AngryParsley [53/416] has challenged ChiefRA [54/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/22/11 00:39:31] AngryParsley and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/11 06:58:11] AngryParsley, melic, and ion [634/1188] have team battled dxrt, Juggaloon, and untdestroyer [1486/1645] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/11 12:51:52] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:27 towards level 42.
[07/24/11 16:31:27] masklin [769/804] has challenged AngryParsley [63/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:25 is removed from masklin's clock.
[07/24/11 17:31:42] Alfie [272/454] has challenged AngryParsley [312/416] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:14:52 is added to Alfie's clock.
[07/24/11 22:31:49] AngryParsley [29/416] has challenged brimstone [156/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/25/11 02:26:36] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:30 towards level 43.
[07/25/11 17:12:36] Skyy, AngryParsley, kenyon, and Ivvy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/11 22:14:13] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:11 towards level 43.
[07/25/11 23:32:30] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:02 towards level 43.
[07/26/11 03:35:23] AngryParsley, ccx, and greycat [911/1244] have team battled Grim, ChrisAM, and Skyy [196/2126] and won! 0 days, 00:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/11 16:48:16] Nimda [177/299] has challenged AngryParsley [68/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from Nimda's clock.
[07/26/11 19:56:02] kenyon [202/376] has challenged AngryParsley [375/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/27/11 04:23:18] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:32 towards level 43.
[07/27/11 12:49:55] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:58 towards level 43.
[07/27/11 15:07:32] AngryParsley [375/416] has challenged kenyon [314/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/28/11 14:46:59] ElectRo, yond, and slovdahl [1841/2018] have team battled sbp, AngryParsley, and noother [1193/1239] and won! 1 day, 00:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/11 21:13:38] ElectRo, AngryParsley, untdestroyer, and melic have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/11 02:03:35] AngryParsley left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/11 07:04:32] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:49 towards level 44.
[07/30/11 11:37:32] rww [98/247] has challenged AngryParsley [166/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to rww's clock.
[07/30/11 14:13:13] greycat [226/376] has challenged AngryParsley [371/411] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:30:31 is added to greycat's clock.
[07/30/11 16:57:05] AngryParsley [286/411] has challenged DarkSiL [59/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/31/11 05:36:23] mrmist [29/462] has come upon AngryParsley [157/411] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:17 is added to mrmist's clock.
[07/31/11 16:53:53] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:43 towards level 45.
[08/01/11 01:55:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 09:55:42 toward level 45.
[08/01/11 13:23:31] kloeri [180/758] has challenged AngryParsley [102/411] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:19:45 is removed from kloeri's clock.

[08/17/11 21:58:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 08:56:03 toward level 45.
[08/17/11 22:22:57] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:09 from level 45.
[08/17/11 23:42:14] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/11 13:13:30] kenyon [519/557] has come upon AngryParsley [231/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:32 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/18/11 18:52:14] AngryParsley [262/452] has challenged felipe [364/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/19/11 09:49:45] orangejediman [8/89] has challenged AngryParsley [214/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to orangejediman's clock.
[08/19/11 17:59:37] Kylu [387/477] has challenged AngryParsley [160/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:21 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[08/19/11 21:05:12] TheOneElectric, colin, and AngryParsley [277/1001] have team battled allo, ElrondTheHorny, and Weasel [1532/1961] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/11 07:12:15] ChrisAM [24/473] has challenged AngryParsley [17/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from ChrisAM's clock.
[08/20/11 14:50:33] AngryParsley [81/452] has come upon brimstone [155/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/29/11 00:48:11] AngryParsley and felipe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/11 13:42:10] ElrondTheHorny [281/531] has challenged AngryParsley [443/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:26:56 is added to ElrondTheHorny's clock.
[09/01/11 08:29:08] AngryParsley [117/452] has come upon keeper_c [1058/1155] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/01/11 08:58:58] GaveUp [5/485] has challenged AngryParsley [361/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:01 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[09/02/11 00:35:47] AngryParsley and RichardBronosky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/11 03:03:04] AngryParsley [201/452] has challenged cirdan [4/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:45:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/02/11 09:04:23] AngryParsley [51/452] has challenged cybersystem [218/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/02/11 12:10:30] spitfire, AngryParsley, and bbommarito [623/1072] have team battled Ivvy, chazzam, and masklin [499/1771] and won! 0 days, 00:43:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/11 15:53:09] AngryParsley [264/452] has challenged Beavis [709/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/02/11 18:01:00] TauPan and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/11 21:45:53] sasaniak, AngryParsley, Weasel, and TimRiker have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/11 05:44:12] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:24 towards level 47.
[09/04/11 06:14:29] AngryParsley [219/452] has challenged mrmist [136/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/04/11 15:10:47] Tabsy [56/193] has come upon AngryParsley [367/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:59 is added to Tabsy's clock.
[09/04/11 20:32:18] yang [27/269] has challenged AngryParsley [4/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:59 is removed from yang's clock.
[09/04/11 21:13:29] AngryParsley and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/11 06:52:32] Rigeld2 [12/349] has challenged AngryParsley [2/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Rigeld2's clock.
[09/05/11 09:22:37] AngryParsley [333/452] has challenged Grim [750/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/05/11 17:40:36] AngryParsley bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:04 from level 47.
[09/05/11 19:24:50] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:19 towards level 47.
[09/06/11 14:44:20] AngryParsley and RichardBronosky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/11 21:09:18] AngryParsley [146/452] has challenged mrmist [109/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/07/11 14:21:08] IdylMeifter [66/158] has challenged AngryParsley [238/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to IdylMeifter's clock.
[09/07/11 14:34:47] mauke [309/663] has challenged AngryParsley [351/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:06:58 is added to mauke's clock.
[09/11/11 05:54:04] Alfie, melic, and AngryParsley [161/1431] have team battled alexjs, suiside, and mythras [1208/1801] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/11 08:21:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 2 days, 11:50:49 toward level 48.
[09/11/11 10:18:32] AngryParsley, ChiefRA, and LordFella [1/1396] have team battled opticron, DrDick, and [dmp] [1343/1696] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/11 03:16:39] Cenhinen [526/1153] has come upon AngryParsley [98/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:17:38 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[09/13/11 23:45:57] lipek [251/563] has challenged AngryParsley [199/452] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:16:07 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/14/11 17:39:57] tolstoi [48/57] has challenged AngryParsley [360/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to tolstoi's clock.
[09/15/11 01:04:08] Tabsy [169/246] has challenged AngryParsley [429/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Tabsy's clock.
[09/15/11 06:42:05] AngryParsley [21/454] has come upon kloeri [315/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/15/11 12:50:21] lipek, c0de, and Cthulhu [1640/1704] have team battled sasaniak, AngryParsley, and Duph [1627/1812] and won! 1 day, 00:23:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/11 14:46:50] Jareeta, GaveUp, and Kylu [923/1396] have team battled nhandler, AngryParsley, and Ttech [1597/1941] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/11 05:40:56] AngryParsley [91/454] has challenged LordFella [49/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/17/11 22:59:42] AngryParsley [373/454] has challenged seek [240/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:31:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/18/11 05:17:07] AngryParsley and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/11 08:08:36] AngryParsley and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/11 18:02:07] AngryParsley [19/454] has challenged Plasmastar [542/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/19/11 06:10:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 22:23:37 from level 49.
[09/21/11 23:19:58] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:48 from level 49.
[09/22/11 02:27:22] AngryParsley [334/454] has come upon BSDBlack [53/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/22/11 22:49:59] AngryParsley [105/454] has challenged Plasmastar [420/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:45:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/23/11 01:58:04] Beavis, tool8, and AngryParsley [1267/1664] have team battled Skhone, superpenisfish, and LordFella [943/1231] and won! 0 days, 18:10:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/11 10:52:00] AngryParsley [338/454] has challenged adamus1red [248/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/24/11 09:12:03] amnjo [179/228] has challenged AngryParsley [119/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from amnjo's clock.
[09/24/11 12:01:48] AngryParsley [265/454] has come upon nhandler [363/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/24/11 17:57:35] GaveUp [104/484] has challenged AngryParsley [408/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:34 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[09/24/11 20:31:09] Ricket [114/249] has challenged AngryParsley [37/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from Ricket's clock.
[09/25/11 01:33:20] AngryParsley [85/454] has come upon BlastHardcheese [194/374] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/25/11 20:24:49] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:33 towards level 49.
[09/26/11 02:04:40] AngryParsley [297/454] has challenged Skhone [329/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/26/11 05:03:31] AngryParsley [264/454] has challenged ScarySloth [464/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:46:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/26/11 14:30:01] Charris, c0de, BSDBlack, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/11 19:05:47] AngryParsley [410/454] has challenged DeLorean [55/74] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/27/11 07:07:32] kenyon [588/800] has challenged AngryParsley [167/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:52 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/27/11 23:10:24] AngryParsley [250/454] has challenged DeLorean [72/151] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/28/11 15:37:45] hawkeye [0/4] has challenged AngryParsley [38/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to hawkeye's clock.
[09/29/11 08:03:22] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:14 towards level 50.
[09/29/11 13:12:24] Plasmastar and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/11 16:21:36] AngryParsley [2/454] has challenged DrDick [549/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/01/11 04:23:34] sbp [533/546] has challenged AngryParsley [344/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:46:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/01/11 21:19:01] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:49 towards level 50.
[10/02/11 13:29:07] AngryParsley [232/462] has challenged gipyelrah [488/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:27 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/02/11 15:27:46] cybersystem, j_doe, and ccx [1008/1797] have team battled adjtime, AngryParsley, and Charris [551/893] and won! 0 days, 04:41:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/11 18:30:13] LordFella [227/464] has challenged AngryParsley [318/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:37 is added to LordFella's clock.
[10/03/11 03:00:49] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:36 towards level 50.
[10/03/11 07:14:46] Preaux [25/357] has come upon AngryParsley [89/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:26 is added to Preaux's clock.
[10/03/11 21:02:52] AngryParsley [158/462] has come upon mauke [153/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/03/11 21:18:44] AngryParsley [336/479] has challenged c0de [489/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/04/11 15:01:56] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:07 towards level 51.
[10/05/11 01:26:57] Plasmastar and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/11 06:12:01] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:48 towards level 51.
[10/05/11 15:42:14] AngryParsley [209/479] has challenged Xander [110/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:32:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/06/11 03:11:36] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:49 towards level 51.
[10/06/11 23:00:26] AngryParsley [101/479] has challenged ion [154/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/07/11 03:05:04] colin, AngryParsley, and BSDBlack [550/1406] have team battled cybersystem, Tabsy, and bairyn [1244/1856] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/11 09:11:28] AngryParsley [331/479] has challenged amnjo [326/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/10/11 00:43:54] felipe and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/11 16:17:09] AngryParsley [216/479] has challenged Juggaloon [785/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/10/11 20:17:51] illuminata [179/369] has challenged AngryParsley [295/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:17 is added to illuminata's clock.
[10/10/11 23:09:41] spiffytech [222/336] has challenged AngryParsley [285/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[10/11/11 04:21:54] AngryParsley [140/479] has come upon LordFella [61/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:58:32 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/11/11 09:46:20] AngryParsley and Weasel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/11 08:26:27] AngryParsley [26/479] has challenged greycat [227/390] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/12/11 16:34:50] Grim, Kylu, and Duph [728/2324] have team battled Majak, kenyon, and AngryParsley [1345/1762] and lost! 0 days, 05:53:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/11 07:35:49] Tragcrox and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/11 09:13:21] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:37 towards level 52.
[10/14/11 18:36:06] AngryParsley [35/479] has challenged LordFella [154/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:10:09 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/14/11 19:36:16] AngryParsley [357/479] has challenged D4rkSilver [366/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:48:49 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/16/11 01:30:06] AngryParsley [415/479] has come upon ccx [210/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:26:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/17/11 06:19:29] ion, AngryParsley, and Xander [910/1328] have team battled Weasel, Fangtooth, and suterismus [1106/1889] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/11 20:28:28] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:19 towards level 52.
[10/17/11 21:50:22] AngryParsley [249/479] has challenged tool8 [54/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/18/11 21:47:08] Plasmastar and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/11 08:22:42] ion, AngryParsley, and Osiux [1022/1357] have team battled <death1024>, suiside, and charitwo [741/1994] and won! 1 day, 00:37:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/11 08:22:48] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:07 towards level 52.
[10/20/11 14:17:15] lipek, Nolehte, AngryParsley, and greycat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/11 19:02:57] AngryParsley [459/479] has challenged Ciphohs5 [378/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:29:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/20/11 19:02:57] In the fierce battle, Ciphohs5 dropped his level 66 ring! AngryParsley picks it up, tossing his old level 63 ring to Ciphohs5.
[10/20/11 20:03:05] sjefen6 [108/476] has challenged AngryParsley [398/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:08:40 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/22/11 02:21:16] Kindari [39/111] has come upon AngryParsley [415/482] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:20 is added to Kindari's clock.
[10/22/11 05:09:16] AngryParsley [454/482] has challenged Ttech [254/915] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/23/11 04:10:21] AngryParsley [422/482] has come upon felipe [256/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/23/11 08:34:32] Beavis, [dmp], and AngryParsley [1346/1779] have team battled vrillusions, wakeupscreaming, and BlastHardcheese [1088/1135] and won! 0 days, 01:31:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/11 14:39:12] AngryParsley [473/497] has challenged ion [439/474] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/24/11 01:54:06] allo, ChiefRA, and suiside [615/2276] have team battled Skhone, Plasmastar, and AngryParsley [511/1542] and won! 0 days, 20:46:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/11 14:38:28] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:20 from level 53.
[10/25/11 10:46:22] Kindari [64/220] has challenged AngryParsley [127/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Kindari's clock.
[10/26/11 18:45:44] brimstone, [dmp], and Grim [143/2390] have team battled AngryParsley, Kabaka, and IdylMeifter [1301/1477] and lost! 2 days, 14:29:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/11 03:31:36] AngryParsley [30/497] has challenged Hydrogenum [280/818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:28 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/27/11 06:05:09] Ricket, AngryParsley, and Alfie [476/1275] have team battled nosklo, DeLorean, and tool8 [302/1373] and won! 0 days, 13:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/11 13:33:21] AngryParsley [407/497] has challenged Tsunami [156/188] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:57:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/27/11 17:48:58] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:39 towards level 53.
[10/27/11 17:55:56] AngryParsley and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/11 19:39:18] DrDick, AngryParsley, and allo [378/2031] have team battled sbp, simmy, and lipek [682/2174] and lost! 1 day, 16:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/11 09:37:45] AngryParsley and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/11 17:38:58] AngryParsley [189/497] has challenged j_doe [119/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/28/11 18:54:24] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:01 towards level 53.
[10/31/11 00:34:35] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:22 towards level 53.
[10/31/11 01:51:39] noother [457/459] has challenged AngryParsley [367/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from noother's clock.
[10/31/11 11:30:28] Kabaka, AngryParsley, and suiside [1786/2007] have team battled Tragcrox, sniegol, and exa [1607/2149] and won! 0 days, 12:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/11 21:59:26] chazzam and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/11 22:09:42] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:39 towards level 53.
[11/03/11 08:42:58] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:13 from level 53.
[11/03/11 17:45:08] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:34 from level 53.
[11/09/11 15:43:03] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/11 07:31:57] exa [583/844] has challenged AngryParsley [492/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:02:15 is removed from exa's clock.
[11/10/11 13:01:27] AngryParsley [47/497] has challenged jbroome [374/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/11/11 06:35:32] AngryParsley [136/497] has challenged frozencemetery [65/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:44:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/12/11 01:24:46] frozencemetery [294/480] has come upon AngryParsley [227/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:18:36 is removed from frozencemetery's clock.
[11/12/11 12:39:42] Ephur [200/424] has challenged AngryParsley [291/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:24 is added to Ephur's clock.
[11/12/11 16:07:51] AngryParsley [161/499] has come upon Plasmastar [225/563] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:13:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/13/11 12:40:32] AngryParsley [213/499] has come upon Grim [183/984] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:07:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/13/11 13:09:08] AngryParsley [87/499] has come upon masklin [622/837] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:02:19 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/15/11 10:49:52] [dmp] [424/538] has challenged AngryParsley [249/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:55:45 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[11/15/11 22:56:26] AngryParsley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:25:38 from level 54.
[11/16/11 07:52:43] spiffytech [281/396] has challenged AngryParsley [160/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:12:59 is removed from spiffytech's clock.
[11/17/11 20:00:13] ChrisAM [261/513] has challenged AngryParsley [477/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:24 is added to ChrisAM's clock.
[11/17/11 22:00:29] Beavis [399/700] has challenged AngryParsley [288/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:21:42 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[11/18/11 13:02:19] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:04 towards level 54.
[11/19/11 03:04:33] sjefen6 [256/480] has challenged AngryParsley [465/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:43:19 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/19/11 15:32:20] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:58 from level 54.
[11/19/11 20:59:19] AngryParsley [428/499] has come upon adamus1red [98/453] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/11 00:40:37] LordFella and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/11 10:41:56] chazzam and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/11 11:51:59] Duph [480/809] has come upon AngryParsley [399/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:19:12 is removed from Duph's clock.
[11/22/11 13:32:06] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:58 towards level 54.
[11/22/11 14:33:03] blind [23/262] has challenged AngryParsley [300/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to blind's clock.
[11/22/11 19:29:29] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:34 towards level 54.
[11/23/11 09:22:28] AngryParsley [494/499] has come upon sjefen6 [61/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:02:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/23/11 13:19:46] AngryParsley [342/499] has challenged exa [739/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/23/11 17:56:41] superpenisfish [104/444] has come upon AngryParsley [412/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:28 is added to superpenisfish's clock.
[11/24/11 03:26:07] Houiszat, Babar, and AngryParsley [1230/1583] have team battled Kabaka, TauPan, and sniegol [292/1626] and won! 0 days, 01:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/11 11:32:17] sjefen6 [469/482] has challenged AngryParsley [3/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/24/11 18:24:26] AngryParsley [263/499] has challenged kenyon [63/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/25/11 03:25:41] AngryParsley [261/499] has challenged Charris [316/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/26/11 06:38:35] Satoshi [129/401] has come upon AngryParsley [208/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:08 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/26/11 23:30:30] Animal [134/379] has challenged AngryParsley [28/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from Animal's clock.
[11/28/11 10:22:58] AngryParsley [91/499] has challenged Juggaloon [123/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/28/11 17:13:36] AngryParsley [154/751] has challenged charitwo [249/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/28/11 22:25:10] greycat [130/396] has challenged AngryParsley [681/751] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:49:30 is added to greycat's clock.
[11/29/11 06:26:21] wakeupscreaming [107/673] has challenged AngryParsley [395/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:03 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[11/29/11 20:34:29] ChrisAM, Sakura, and Ricket [378/1044] have team battled allo, sniegol, and AngryParsley [1412/2256] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/11 03:16:16] Xander and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/11 07:36:32] Duph, Kabaka, and nitzer [1278/1653] have team battled AngryParsley, PTC, and zero_one [1084/1587] and won! 0 days, 02:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/11 18:21:40] AngryParsley, Elchzard, and Kylu [219/1685] have team battled Satoshi, Jontte, and seek [1278/1316] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/11 03:31:50] xeklat [210/280] has challenged AngryParsley [271/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to xeklat's clock.
[12/01/11 06:34:59] AngryParsley [494/753] has challenged chizu [72/429] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:06:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/01/11 08:46:57] Animal [317/382] has challenged AngryParsley [192/753] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Animal's clock.
[12/01/11 08:46:57] Animal has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:13:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/01/11 11:35:53] AngryParsley [689/753] has challenged IdylMeifter [713/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:31:27 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/01/11 18:37:21] AngryParsley [540/753] has challenged WrEtCh [261/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:46:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/01/11 23:47:19] AngryParsley [688/753] has come upon PTC [252/569] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:09:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/02/11 10:40:00] chizu [355/438] has challenged AngryParsley [117/753] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:50:33 is removed from chizu's clock.
[12/02/11 10:40:00] chizu has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:39:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/02/11 20:53:03] Elchzard [6/218] has challenged AngryParsley [739/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Elchzard's clock.
[12/03/11 14:45:19] AngryParsley [433/753] has challenged Osiux [229/461] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:04:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/04/11 11:58:13] AngryParsley [288/753] has come upon Tragcrox [436/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:30 is added to AngryParsley's clock.

[12/04/11 21:42:01] AngryParsley and xeklat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/11 08:20:27] AngryParsley reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/11 11:05:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 7 days, 20:32:03 toward level 55.
[12/05/11 12:12:54] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:20 towards level 55.
[12/06/11 14:43:18] AngryParsley [463/755] has challenged ElectRo [918/1182] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:23 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/06/11 22:19:04] nitzer [380/411] has challenged AngryParsley [400/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to nitzer's clock.
[12/07/11 11:46:52] Ricket [222/373] has challenged AngryParsley [130/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:10:26 is removed from Ricket's clock.
[12/07/11 22:48:54] noother [133/406] has challenged AngryParsley [49/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from noother's clock.
[12/08/11 02:55:35] lipek [77/586] has come upon AngryParsley [54/755] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:42:54 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/08/11 09:50:45] AngryParsley [647/755] has challenged AwkwardStatic [249/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/08/11 12:11:03] AngryParsley [45/755] has challenged brimstone [325/855] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/09/11 02:47:53] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:07:10 towards level 56.
[12/09/11 06:14:12] AngryParsley and ChiefRA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/11 15:58:13] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:29:46 from level 56.
[12/10/11 05:30:21] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:01:15 towards level 56.
[12/10/11 11:59:57] AngryParsley [737/755] has challenged Ephur [46/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:38:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/11/11 18:07:15] Weasel [226/657] has challenged AngryParsley [47/755] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:07:18 is removed from Weasel's clock.
[12/13/11 06:29:37] Nusia [12/411] has challenged AngryParsley [556/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Nusia's clock.
[12/13/11 07:15:31] AngryParsley [329/755] has challenged jbroome [381/475] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:11:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/13/11 12:39:04] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:13 towards level 56.
[12/13/11 23:18:25] AngryParsley [608/755] has challenged Osiux [383/461] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:49:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/14/11 16:21:38] Grim [660/990] has challenged AngryParsley [145/755] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:39:20 is removed from Grim's clock.
[12/14/11 19:57:22] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:57 towards level 56.
[12/15/11 01:06:31] Godisme and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/11 08:29:16] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:02 towards level 56.
[12/16/11 00:27:27] AngryParsley [618/755] has challenged gilB [51/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/17/11 22:59:23] AngryParsley, Jontte, and ty [200/1555] have team battled greycat, ViolonC, and Cenhinen [1528/1940] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/11 02:31:52] AngryParsley [181/755] has come upon ReNDoM [128/310] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:04:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/18/11 02:31:52] AngryParsley has dealt ReNDoM a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:48:47 is added to ReNDoM's clock.
[12/18/11 04:37:16] AngryParsley [729/755] has challenged lipek [212/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:39:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/18/11 10:03:17] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:49:10 from level 56.
[12/18/11 16:37:16] Roach [191/366] has challenged AngryParsley [307/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Roach's clock.
[12/18/11 17:02:14] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:58 towards level 56.
[12/19/11 00:13:03] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:18 towards level 56.
[12/20/11 23:31:19] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:33 from level 56.
[12/21/11 11:15:44] hoeq, Kabaka, and jbroome [1621/1630] have team battled dxrt, Babar, and AngryParsley [714/2272] and won! 0 days, 05:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/11 14:57:11] chizu [85/438] has challenged AngryParsley [560/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:58 is added to chizu's clock.
[12/22/11 17:33:51] albireox [34/145] has challenged AngryParsley [110/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to albireox's clock.
[12/23/11 01:49:20] chazzam, lipek, and greycat [942/1739] have team battled DrDick, AngryParsley, and kenyon [471/2353] and won! 0 days, 18:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/11 21:28:46] AngryParsley [419/755] has challenged blizgerg [231/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/24/11 21:38:52] AngryParsley [289/755] has come upon Ivvy [542/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:11:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/25/11 10:22:41] suiside, AngryParsley, and erry [1527/2215] have team battled nosklo, preflex, and vegadark [575/1419] and won! 0 days, 02:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/11 18:15:11] sbp [0/841] has challenged AngryParsley [72/755] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:17:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/25/11 19:15:22] AngryParsley [516/755] has challenged suiside [1018/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:49:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/26/11 10:55:32] DarkSiL [407/471] has come upon AngryParsley [158/755] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:32:41 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[12/26/11 18:19:38] Weasel [540/661] has challenged AngryParsley [126/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:51 is removed from Weasel's clock.
[12/26/11 21:56:39] AngryParsley broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:35:44 from level 57.
[12/27/11 08:03:06] Charris, DeLorean, and blind [48/1449] have team battled opticron, Lenny, and AngryParsley [176/1802] and lost! 0 days, 11:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/11 09:22:50] AngryParsley [340/755] has come upon Xander [163/688] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:03:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/28/11 15:35:10] Celestia [202/388] has challenged AngryParsley [8/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Celestia's clock.
[12/28/11 23:37:28] chazzam [253/720] has come upon AngryParsley [242/755] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:14:07 is removed from chazzam's clock.
[12/29/11 19:47:52] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:34:06 from level 57.
[12/30/11 06:57:22] Weasel [621/663] has come upon AngryParsley [90/755] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:21:32 is removed from Weasel's clock.
[12/30/11 19:37:10] AngryParsley [117/755] has challenged Jareeta [431/481] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:17:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/31/11 04:38:50] Kylu [471/818] has challenged AngryParsley [21/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:40 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[12/31/11 14:42:11] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:35:47 towards level 57.
[12/31/11 22:28:10] Cenhinen [139/1162] has come upon AngryParsley [606/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:46:17 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[01/01/12 03:21:16] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:03:00 towards level 57.
[01/02/12 15:50:07] j_doe [513/533] has challenged AngryParsley [425/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:20:46 is removed from j_doe's clock.
[01/02/12 21:51:07] Kabaka [182/499] has challenged AngryParsley [455/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:50 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[01/03/12 09:09:34] kenyon [611/837] has challenged AngryParsley [24/755] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/03/12 17:59:52] felipe, AngryParsley, Juggaloon, and Jontte have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/12 02:24:16] swhitt stole AngryParsley's level 59 set of leggings while they were sleeping! swhitt leaves his old level 28 set of leggings behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[01/04/12 09:30:43] AngryParsley lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:23:19 from level 57.
[01/04/12 15:58:54] zomega [87/558] has challenged AngryParsley [719/721] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:40:41 is added to zomega's clock.
[01/05/12 01:00:22] AngryParsley [720/721] has challenged zero_one [265/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:03:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/06/12 06:05:45] kwiat [498/676] has challenged AngryParsley [489/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:28 is removed from kwiat's clock.
[01/06/12 06:40:14] AngryParsley [36/721] has come upon seek [154/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:58:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/06/12 10:13:07] AngryParsley, chazzam, and kenyon [2259/2278] have team battled suterismus, [dmp], and Tsunami [215/2077] and won! 0 days, 09:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/12 03:14:35] Robodashy [81/201] has challenged AngryParsley [410/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Robodashy's clock.
[01/07/12 23:54:43] Babar, Nolehte, and jbroome [1639/2235] have team battled Rappy, AngryParsley, and Jontte [1004/1658] and won! 1 day, 04:42:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/12 10:48:12] ion, swhitt, and nyuszika7h [588/1399] have team battled exa, AngryParsley, and brimstone [883/2445] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/12 06:19:12] AngryParsley [416/721] has challenged ChiefRA [150/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/09/12 08:42:06] AngryParsley [387/721] has come upon Xander [609/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/09/12 17:19:49] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:44 towards level 57.
[01/09/12 22:22:27] AngryParsley [717/721] has challenged sniegol [559/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:31:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/10/12 04:31:15] AngryParsley [489/721] has come upon ion [206/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/10/12 19:18:28] AngryParsley [19/721] has come upon Seadog [36/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:38 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/11/12 09:26:22] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:41 towards level 57.
[01/12/12 21:37:35] Kabaka [423/533] has challenged AngryParsley [519/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:41 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[01/13/12 01:59:52] opticron, Vera, and BlastHardcheese [474/1644] have team battled chizu, AngryParsley, and hylas [853/1456] and lost! 0 days, 19:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/12 02:38:24] AngryParsley [149/721] has challenged Jontte [103/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:09 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/12 06:57:02] preflex [44/429] has challenged AngryParsley [537/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to preflex's clock.
[01/13/12 07:55:14] AngryParsley [426/721] has challenged swhitt [314/537] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/12 11:09:22] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:27 towards level 58.
[01/13/12 14:06:22] AngryParsley [224/721] has come upon Vera [231/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:08:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/12 15:02:47] Zeiram_X, keeper_c, and Rappy [624/1981] have team battled blizgerg, AngryParsley, and zomega [1552/1776] and lost! 0 days, 11:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/12 01:18:31] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:53:35 towards level 58.
[01/14/12 17:53:25] DarkSiL, Ttech, and chazzam [1137/2219] have team battled AngryParsley, gipyelrah, and Celestia [1463/2013] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/12 04:53:23] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:04:32 towards level 58.
[01/16/12 06:51:28] vegadark, Yankee, and AngryParsley [131/2054] have team battled Nusia, Majak, and nyuszika7h [451/1346] and lost! 0 days, 14:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/12 06:30:03] greycat [300/415] has come upon AngryParsley [622/721] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 15:43:02 is added to greycat's clock.

[01/18/12 00:22:31] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:17:10 from level 58.
[01/18/12 00:53:50] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:31 towards level 58.
[01/18/12 05:00:41] AngryParsley and xeklat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/12 07:58:16] AngryParsley and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/12 12:57:08] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:43 from level 58.
[01/18/12 18:25:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 2 days, 18:35:46 toward level 58.
[01/18/12 19:03:34] masklin [449/844] has challenged AngryParsley [3/721] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:14:13 is removed from masklin's clock.
[01/18/12 20:03:43] AngryParsley [341/721] has challenged Ciphohs5 [80/501] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:02:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/19/12 00:06:24] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/12 03:14:43] masklin, Nofew, and AngryParsley [1038/1990] have team battled Animal, zomega, and sjefen6 [443/1619] and won! 2 days, 20:38:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/12 09:31:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 8 days, 06:32:11 toward level 58.
[01/19/12 10:49:58] TauPan and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/12 20:48:58] AngryParsley and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/12 02:35:01] AngryParsley, swhitt, and <death1024> [1180/1833] have team battled Grim, ccx, and felipe [117/1849] and won! 0 days, 02:26:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/12 07:12:24] AngryParsley and Skrzyp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/12 12:01:05] ElectRo, AngryParsley, jbroome, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/12 21:34:23] AngryParsley [364/768] has challenged vegadark [325/545] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/22/12 02:55:55] Zaapiel_Snow [31/38] has challenged AngryParsley [55/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Zaapiel_Snow's clock.
[01/22/12 16:20:57] AngryParsley [249/768] has challenged kenyon [429/845] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:02:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/23/12 05:52:34] trololo [25/42] has challenged AngryParsley [228/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to trololo's clock.
[01/23/12 13:00:54] WrEtCh and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/12 16:04:45] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:50:52 from level 59.
[01/24/12 08:30:42] AngryParsley [750/768] has come upon WrEtCh [23/575] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:34:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/24/12 08:30:42] AngryParsley has dealt WrEtCh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:37:28 is added to WrEtCh's clock.
[01/24/12 22:17:55] Roach, AngryParsley, and allo [1165/1955] have team battled Xander, VxJasonxV, and Nofew [8/1578] and won! 0 days, 18:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/12 02:35:40] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:06:32 from level 59.
[01/26/12 12:07:48] kork, AngryParsley, and JudoFreak [1116/1494] have team battled Cenhinen, Skrzyp, and ViolonC [1028/1976] and won! 0 days, 00:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/12 23:45:48] IdylMeifter, Roach, and AngryParsley [983/2029] have team battled WrEtCh, Godisme, and sasaniak [57/1548] and won! 0 days, 04:53:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/12 16:57:40] sid77 and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/12 23:44:58] AngryParsley [102/771] has challenged Satoshi [74/450] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:23:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/28/12 00:00:46] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:01 towards level 59.
[01/28/12 22:49:46] Ahir and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/12 23:49:22] AngryParsley [487/771] has challenged noother [184/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:37:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/29/12 00:08:23] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:27 towards level 59.
[01/29/12 09:35:22] Beavis, AngryParsley, charitwo, and Juggaloon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/12 02:54:30] AngryParsley [596/771] has challenged DeLorean [187/535] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:18:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/30/12 23:57:30] Sheudecai and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/12 00:26:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 17:15:29 toward level 59.
[01/31/12 01:02:22] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:52 from level 59.
[01/31/12 01:14:58] AngryParsley broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:12 from level 59.
[02/01/12 12:41:23] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:08 towards level 59.
[02/01/12 16:26:25] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:15 towards level 59.
[02/02/12 04:16:49] AngryParsley [247/850] has challenged <death1024> [49/576] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/02/12 05:08:10] <death1024> [512/576] has challenged AngryParsley [702/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:57:16 is added to <death1024>'s clock.
[02/02/12 16:35:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 5 days, 23:44:27 toward level 60.
[02/02/12 21:28:50] nosklo, JudoFreak, and Majak [190/1531] have team battled Yankee, AngryParsley, and ElectRo [2171/2821] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/12 15:19:22] Lenny [27/382] has challenged AngryParsley [574/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:37 is added to Lenny's clock.
[02/04/12 19:24:50] AAYUSH [81/146] has challenged AngryParsley [762/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to AAYUSH's clock.
[02/04/12 23:20:42] AngryParsley, Beavis, and Weasel [1654/2224] have team battled mamarley, ancillus, and Juggaloon [486/1782] and won! 4 days, 11:37:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/12 00:25:18] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [453/552] has come upon AngryParsley [456/850] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:40:46 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[02/05/12 06:22:04] AngryParsley [621/850] has challenged felipe [75/382] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:56:41 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/05/12 08:22:25] Ciphohs5 [475/498] has challenged AngryParsley [577/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:24 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[02/05/12 14:23:42] [dmp] [504/660] has challenged AngryParsley [472/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:45 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[02/05/12 14:43:45] LordNut [158/160] has challenged AngryParsley [490/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to LordNut's clock.
[02/06/12 06:26:27] illuminata [118/399] has challenged AngryParsley [680/850] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:00:13 is added to illuminata's clock.
[02/06/12 23:44:07] ElectRo [66/1167] has come upon AngryParsley [324/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:01:56 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[02/07/12 09:10:30] AngryParsley burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/12 02:31:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 7 days, 08:17:31 toward level 60.
[02/08/12 15:03:32] VxJasonxV [44/416] has challenged AngryParsley [611/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to VxJasonxV's clock.
[02/08/12 21:03:29] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:45:26 from level 60.
[02/09/12 00:14:54] robinetd [96/171] has challenged AngryParsley [381/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to robinetd's clock.
[02/10/12 01:38:38] AngryParsley [145/847] has come upon ancillus [181/379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:40:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/10/12 19:47:58] AngryParsley [192/847] has challenged chizu [19/532] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:59:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/11/12 06:50:10] AngryParsley [816/847] has challenged blind [519/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:30:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/11/12 10:27:59] rende [198/436] has challenged AngryParsley [626/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to rende's clock.
[02/11/12 17:52:32] AngryParsley [493/847] has challenged zomega [348/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:38:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/12/12 07:50:50] AngryParsley [298/847] has come upon Godisme [174/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:29:30 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/12/12 09:26:28] illuminata, dxrt, ReNDoM, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/12 11:23:12] cirdan [456/1104] has challenged AngryParsley [591/847] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to cirdan's clock.
[02/12/12 12:09:48] felipe and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/12 19:59:22] AngryParsley, zomega, and sjefen6 [737/2040] have team battled GaveUp, illuminata, and noother [743/1337] and lost! 0 days, 14:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/12 20:22:26] AngryParsley [335/847] has come upon sbp [281/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:48:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/15/12 00:23:48] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/12 11:00:15] preflex, Juggaloon, and brimstone [646/2107] have team battled AngryParsley, Yankee, and dime [604/2088] and won! 2 days, 09:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/12 04:25:17] Sheudecai [44/315] has challenged AngryParsley [831/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[02/16/12 15:37:01] Sabbie [104/623] has challenged AngryParsley [49/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from Sabbie's clock.
[02/17/12 16:30:13] AngryParsley [634/847] has challenged sjefen6 [100/552] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/12 02:05:06] nosklo [330/537] has come upon AngryParsley [26/847] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:50:19 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[02/19/12 09:11:38] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:56 towards level 61.
[02/20/12 00:33:53] AngryParsley [647/847] has challenged Yankee [300/804] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:32:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/12 08:09:23] <death1024>, blind, and JudoFreak [1401/1682] have team battled AngryParsley, evilfix, and blizgerg [1251/1716] and won! 0 days, 05:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/12 12:39:57] AngryParsley [832/847] has challenged DarkSiL [393/502] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:32:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/12 14:40:35] vegadark [519/666] has challenged AngryParsley [750/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:56 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/22/12 11:56:19] seek [40/630] has challenged AngryParsley [60/847] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to seek's clock.
[02/22/12 16:56:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 7 days, 06:48:39 toward level 61.
[02/23/12 06:33:53] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:17:49 towards level 61.
[02/23/12 08:56:09] Babar, SeySayux, and jmaugue [572/1589] have team battled Juggaloon, AngryParsley, and neurospex [779/2064] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/12 16:48:58] Ahir [70/595] has challenged AngryParsley [186/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:33 is added to Ahir's clock.
[02/24/12 13:35:53] robinetd stole AngryParsley's level 66 ring while they were sleeping! robinetd leaves his old level 38 ring behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[02/26/12 08:29:46] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:34:18 from level 61.
[02/26/12 09:17:05] AngryParsley [62/816] has come upon Zeiram_X [104/355] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:54:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/26/12 23:02:22] vegadark [439/666] has challenged AngryParsley [544/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:02 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/27/12 18:05:42] AngryParsley [423/816] has challenged Majak [645/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:30:17 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/28/12 05:42:05] argus and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/12 06:05:16] neurospex, Sheudecai, and AngryParsley [550/1540] have team battled Nofew, keeper_c, and zomega [1086/2266] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/29/12 01:56:34] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:37:36 from level 61.
[02/29/12 02:05:05] AngryParsley [407/816] has come upon Kylu [345/790] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:08:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/29/12 02:11:06] AngryParsley [466/816] has challenged woonack [127/392] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:16:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/29/12 08:12:02] AngryParsley [489/816] has challenged Str1ngS [455/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:20:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/29/12 09:12:10] Grim [338/989] has challenged AngryParsley [165/816] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:09:19 is removed from Grim's clock.
[02/29/12 22:32:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 05:45:14 from level 61.
[03/01/12 08:16:21] DarkSiL [396/502] has challenged AngryParsley [107/816] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:18 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[03/01/12 19:41:25] AngryParsley, preflex, and swhitt [1223/1787] have team battled AfterDeath, ThinkRob, and rende [1/1186] and won! 1 day, 12:31:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/12 07:58:22] AngryParsley [111/816] has come upon LordFella [216/351] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:48:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/03/12 14:34:12] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:25 towards level 61.
[03/04/12 00:53:59] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:05 towards level 61.
[03/04/12 04:12:15] sid77 and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/12 09:46:02] AngryParsley [603/816] has come upon Bladerunner [157/309] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:34:41 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/04/12 15:19:52] AngryParsley [655/816] has come upon Vera [324/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:43:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/05/12 04:42:19] exa, Kylu, and AngryParsley [2123/2458] have team battled BlastHardcheese, Bladerunner, and preflex [1129/1211] and won! 2 days, 04:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/12 09:36:50] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:58 towards level 61.
[03/06/12 02:33:09] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:03 from level 61.
[03/06/12 03:43:56] amaninacan and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/12 05:28:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 22:01:42 toward level 61.
[03/06/12 09:27:29] ChiefRA, suterismus, and AngryParsley [2158/2269] have team battled Ephur, allo, and kenyon [768/2222] and won! 0 days, 11:49:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/12 21:02:14] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:09 towards level 61.
[03/07/12 09:44:11] LordFella, AngryParsley, and Bpendragon [326/1530] have team battled Osiux, allo, and zbart [1052/1548] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/12 03:36:18] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:53 from level 61.
[03/09/12 07:44:10] ElectRo [116/1178] has challenged AngryParsley [37/816] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:47:58 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[03/09/12 09:59:05] AngryParsley [297/816] has challenged Vera [332/536] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/09/12 16:40:17] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:40:05 towards level 62.
[03/10/12 00:43:40] Lenny stole AngryParsley's level 46 charm while they were sleeping! Lenny leaves his old level 30 charm behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[03/10/12 02:14:34] boshaus [185/387] has challenged AngryParsley [406/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to boshaus's clock.
[03/10/12 07:28:37] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:54:21 towards level 62.
[03/10/12 13:49:25] AfterDeath [241/391] has challenged AngryParsley [472/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:15 is added to AfterDeath's clock.
[03/11/12 00:05:05] rende, Furry, and AngryParsley [1500/1605] have team battled neurospex, ReNDoM, and robinetd [79/1124] and won! 0 days, 03:29:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/12 13:53:24] AngryParsley [319/798] has challenged Cenhinen [733/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:06:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/11/12 15:58:01] fredsted [345/527] has challenged AngryParsley [470/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to fredsted's clock.
[03/11/12 20:59:41] jefinc [80/124] has challenged AngryParsley [509/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to jefinc's clock.
[03/12/12 03:22:41] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:50:42 towards level 62.
[03/12/12 23:27:20] AngryParsley [262/798] has come upon wakeupscreaming [216/701] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:12:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/13/12 06:00:45] AngryParsley [25/798] has challenged Morpheus3000 [84/413] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:40:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/15/12 07:34:56] Thabane [35/37] has challenged AngryParsley [668/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Thabane's clock.
[03/15/12 08:26:31] AngryParsley [128/798] has come upon BlastHardcheese [176/485] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:29:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/17/12 11:18:24] AngryParsley [652/798] has challenged Charris [359/456] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:03:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/17/12 17:35:04] gipyelrah, AngryParsley, kork, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/12 23:20:36] AngryParsley [190/798] has challenged kenyon [14/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:55:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/19/12 00:47:52] AngryParsley and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/12 12:26:56] AngryParsley [543/798] has challenged neurospex [350/360] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:13:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/20/12 13:29:56] AngryParsley [143/798] has come upon Sheudecai [184/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/21/12 01:09:08] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:05 towards level 62.
[03/21/12 01:33:40] LordFella [344/351] has challenged AngryParsley [317/798] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:05:43 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[03/21/12 22:47:29] AngryParsley [180/798] has come upon KindOne [174/397] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:41:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/22/12 20:56:36] ancillus and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/12 14:07:22] seek [499/655] has come upon AngryParsley [213/798] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:59:05 is removed from seek's clock.
[03/23/12 16:44:49] AngryParsley [235/798] has challenged bairyn [295/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/24/12 17:13:44] Alfie, allo, and argus [1209/1730] have team battled AngryParsley, kenyon, and Charris [1253/2099] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/12 19:58:05] AngryParsley [197/798] has challenged tmberg [133/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:32 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/26/12 19:58:05] AngryParsley has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:30:47 is added to tmberg's clock.
[03/27/12 21:15:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:48:13 from level 62.
[03/27/12 23:13:57] Roach, argus, AngryParsley, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/12 04:07:52] jbroome [126/798] has come upon AngryParsley [170/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:56:24 is added to jbroome's clock.
[03/28/12 23:39:08] Oldiesmann [77/201] has challenged AngryParsley [616/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[03/29/12 10:23:49] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:06 from level 62.
[03/29/12 15:10:28] AngryParsley [217/798] has challenged bairyn [334/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/29/12 17:53:20] Furry [266/401] has challenged AngryParsley [555/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Furry's clock.
[03/30/12 03:11:22] TauPan and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/12 17:51:37] Preaux, Nofew, and AngryParsley [363/1607] have team battled nosklo, N3M35I5, and jmaugue [285/1480] and won! 0 days, 04:19:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/12 01:57:41] noother stole AngryParsley's level 71 helm while they were sleeping! noother leaves his old level 40 helm behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[04/01/12 04:04:47] ccx and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/12 04:31:51] AngryParsley [593/764] has challenged Roach [374/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:17:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/01/12 07:32:19] Houiszat [13/359] has challenged AngryParsley [404/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:45:06 is added to Houiszat's clock.
[04/01/12 20:34:58] AngryParsley [128/764] has challenged boshaus [287/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/02/12 13:06:01] AngryParsley [376/764] has challenged Seadog [345/675] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/02/12 19:10:01] Babar, AngryParsley, and Alfie [1404/2163] have team battled sjefen6, Nolehte, and illuminata [1580/1586] and lost! 4 days, 21:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/12 02:19:36] felipe, nitzer, wehrhund, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/12 07:44:59] AngryParsley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:17:06 from level 63.
[04/03/12 22:30:20] firewood [297/325] has challenged AngryParsley [726/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to firewood's clock.
[04/04/12 21:20:01] simmy, Allosteric, and Zeman4323 [479/1392] have team battled yond, Roach, and AngryParsley [1444/1830] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/12 23:37:53] ChiefRA and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/12 22:16:34] Allosteric and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/12 22:40:30] Ghostwolf [274/367] has challenged AngryParsley [246/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from Ghostwolf's clock.
[04/07/12 04:42:02] AngryParsley [491/764] has come upon woonack [124/648] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:26:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/07/12 05:58:06] AngryParsley [440/764] has challenged jmaugue [9/417] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:35:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/08/12 14:18:19] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:01 towards level 63.
[04/08/12 15:04:09] vegadark [77/622] has challenged AngryParsley [553/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:18 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/09/12 03:46:09] boshaus, AngryParsley, and exa [375/1977] have team battled Charris, kwiat, and ReNDoM [6/1533] and won! 0 days, 06:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/12 16:08:44] AngryParsley [507/764] has challenged Cygdor [197/241] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:58:04 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/09/12 17:06:46] addasumfrey [3/4] has challenged AngryParsley [47/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to addasumfrey's clock.
[04/10/12 03:04:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 7 days, 08:08:29 toward level 63.
[04/10/12 10:19:28] Woo, AngryParsley, and chazzam [1567/2526] have team battled Kabaka, allo, and ancillus [1810/2157] and lost! 2 days, 03:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/12 13:59:24] AngryParsley [178/764] has come upon Cygdor [263/265] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:38:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/12 16:17:14] felipe [150/380] has challenged AngryParsley [627/764] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:18:41 is added to felipe's clock.
[04/11/12 18:42:15] AngryParsley and s1amson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/12 07:14:40] AngryParsley and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/12 08:52:19] johnthebear, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and AngryParsley [466/1660] have team battled yond, Kylu, and tmberg [1052/1907] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/12 05:10:16] ScarySloth, sbp, AngryParsley, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/12 05:13:45] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:45:42 from level 63.
[04/15/12 10:33:07] McCloud [374/437] has challenged AngryParsley [434/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:52:32 is added to McCloud's clock.
[04/18/12 01:19:08] AngryParsley and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/12 12:53:43] blind, AngryParsley, and jbroome [2020/2257] have team battled ChiefRA, bairyn, and ruan [1339/2097] and won! 0 days, 04:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/12 08:31:49] JudoFreak and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/12 14:04:41] chazzam, KindOne, borsin, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/12 21:40:58] AngryParsley [400/764] has challenged Babar [585/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:54 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/22/12 07:36:42] Manel [73/96] has challenged AngryParsley [3/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:07 is removed from Manel's clock.
[04/22/12 08:07:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 09:42:54 toward level 63.
[04/22/12 13:18:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 00:55:25 toward level 63.
[04/22/12 15:48:31] AngryParsley [605/782] has challenged Ivvy [13/767] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/23/12 10:49:32] AngryParsley [227/782] has challenged noother [173/611] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:56:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/23/12 19:51:37] AngryParsley [779/782] has challenged blind [345/695] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:56:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/24/12 04:55:51] brimstone [583/820] has challenged AngryParsley [615/782] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:25:30 is added to brimstone's clock.
[04/27/12 01:16:01] AngryParsley [650/782] has challenged Grim [340/988] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:03:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/27/12 20:08:59] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:54 towards level 64.
[04/27/12 22:20:24] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [202/557] has challenged AngryParsley [174/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:01:03 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[04/27/12 22:20:24] catfishpeanutbutterbbq has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:44:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/12 17:14:05] ryushe [88/315] has come upon AngryParsley [412/782] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:33 is added to ryushe's clock.
[04/29/12 06:33:37] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:09:27 towards level 64.
[04/29/12 12:28:07] AngryParsley [12/782] has challenged Juggaloon [556/880] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:19:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/29/12 23:26:27] AngryParsley [419/782] has come upon mamarley [406/563] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:23:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/30/12 02:31:08] AngryParsley [482/782] has challenged borsin [182/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:48:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/30/12 10:16:13] AngryParsley [749/782] has come upon argus [182/426] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:42:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/01/12 07:22:12] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:24 towards level 64.
[05/01/12 16:22:38] AngryParsley [711/782] has come upon Ephur [731/802] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:49:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/01/12 17:34:20] Filax [10/62] has challenged AngryParsley [674/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Filax's clock.
[05/02/12 04:39:41] AngryParsley [392/782] has come upon idleOne [151/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:37:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/12 11:43:32] Juggaloon [134/880] has challenged AngryParsley [533/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:45:35 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[05/02/12 18:27:30] AngryParsley [392/782] has come upon Satoshi [121/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:45:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/12 22:21:30] Str1ngS [218/668] has challenged AngryParsley [104/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[05/03/12 04:47:16] Majak [175/502] has challenged AngryParsley [273/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:00 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/03/12 11:52:19] AngryParsley met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:42:09 from level 64.
[05/03/12 17:56:42] Str1ngS and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/12 07:22:45] AngryParsley [210/782] has come upon khmerboy [16/299] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:46:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/05/12 23:01:25] Preaux [284/449] has challenged AngryParsley [537/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:59:35 is added to Preaux's clock.
[05/06/12 05:56:02] TheWing [79/416] has challenged AngryParsley [770/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to TheWing's clock.
[05/06/12 07:17:49] Sheudecai and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/12 08:08:33] sasaniak [502/632] has challenged AngryParsley [535/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/07/12 20:58:54] allo [213/762] has come upon AngryParsley [359/782] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:25:38 is added to allo's clock.
[05/07/12 23:11:46] Majak [86/502] has challenged AngryParsley [351/782] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:37:31 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/08/12 13:31:38] Skeevs [5/7] has challenged AngryParsley [461/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Skeevs's clock.
[05/08/12 14:48:04] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:01 towards level 64.
[05/08/12 18:15:52] noother [17/631] has challenged AngryParsley [113/782] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:52:12 is added to noother's clock.
[05/09/12 00:17:15] sbp [484/854] has challenged AngryParsley [449/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:42:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/11/12 00:31:48] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:58 from level 64.
[05/12/12 00:21:08] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:48 towards level 64.
[05/12/12 18:48:26] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:27 towards level 64.
[05/12/12 20:04:26] lipek, Nofew, and AngryParsley [120/1808] have team battled Trienish, mamarley, and GyrosGeior [1312/1381] and lost! 0 days, 15:38:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/12 08:02:11] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:30 towards level 64.
[05/14/12 09:43:52] AngryParsley [251/782] has challenged woonack [510/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/15/12 14:28:31] AngryParsley and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/12 16:50:13] AngryParsley [700/782] has challenged DeLorean [488/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/15/12 16:55:17] noother [215/679] has come upon AngryParsley [393/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:30:29 is added to noother's clock.
[05/15/12 23:08:53] TauPan and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/12 07:54:46] AngryParsley [647/782] has challenged sjefen6 [397/546] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/16/12 23:44:31] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/12 07:48:38] AngryParsley and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/12 13:59:06] AngryParsley [470/787] has challenged gipyelrah [256/827] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:59:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/12 19:59:50] EddardStark [49/222] has challenged AngryParsley [90/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to EddardStark's clock.
[05/18/12 02:00:16] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/18/12 04:06:15] AngryParsley [353/775] has come upon Morpheus3000 [269/453] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:45:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/18/12 05:02:05] AngryParsley [701/775] has challenged Plasmastar [518/716] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:12:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/18/12 20:52:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 16 days, 15:43:37 toward level 65.
[05/19/12 19:24:09] AngryParsley [326/775] has come upon GaveUp [227/488] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:38:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/20/12 10:31:18] AngryParsley [635/775] has come upon Grim [49/988] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:54:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/20/12 20:25:44] Trienish stole AngryParsley's level 91 amulet while they were sleeping! Trienish leaves his old level 41 amulet behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[05/21/12 03:15:42] boshaus [61/494] has challenged AngryParsley [239/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:28:09 is added to boshaus's clock.
[05/21/12 16:13:30] Nofew, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and charitwo [696/1553] have team battled AngryParsley, jetnu, and argus [535/1884] and won! 3 days, 02:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/12 18:12:10] AngryParsley [651/720] has come upon ion [334/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:12:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/22/12 04:41:40] Valkor and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/12 20:25:14] SeySayux [18/385] has challenged AngryParsley [141/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[05/23/12 05:25:40] AngryParsley [717/720] has challenged Jade [123/192] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/23/12 18:28:14] masklin [556/830] has challenged AngryParsley [494/720] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:57:02 is removed from masklin's clock.
[05/23/12 22:22:16] AngryParsley, Buglouse, and preflex [594/1565] have team battled WrEtCh, Jareeta, and GyrosGeior [69/1752] and won! 0 days, 03:51:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/12 22:28:56] Valkor and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/12 05:38:31] AngryParsley and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/12 13:40:05] GaveUp, Jareeta, and AngryParsley [1979/2025] have team battled geekboi, Trienish, and DarkSiL [1780/2010] and won! 0 days, 11:50:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/12 18:17:53] blizgerg, seek, and AngryParsley [1291/1863] have team battled TheWing, Seadog, and charitwo [643/1945] and won! 0 days, 08:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/12 20:23:03] AngryParsley [192/720] has come upon Ttech [801/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/24/12 22:33:55] blizgerg [332/457] has challenged AngryParsley [645/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:10:20 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/25/12 02:34:45] Ephur [61/802] has challenged AngryParsley [225/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:38:43 is added to Ephur's clock.
[05/25/12 05:07:09] zomega [540/657] has come upon AngryParsley [531/720] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:35:38 is removed from zomega's clock.
[05/26/12 05:40:02] gipyelrah [61/832] has challenged AngryParsley [35/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:58:09 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[05/27/12 01:38:30] AngryParsley [544/720] has challenged mauke [183/634] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/27/12 03:20:32] JuanMaestro [7/18] has challenged AngryParsley [604/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 22:53:52] ReNDoM, allo, khmerboy, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/12 03:01:01] wjon [11/71] has challenged AngryParsley [656/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to wjon's clock.
[05/29/12 22:29:54] tmberg [531/605] has come upon AngryParsley [714/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:57 is added to tmberg's clock.
[05/30/12 04:29:00] mdwright [112/252] has challenged AngryParsley [536/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to mdwright's clock.
[05/30/12 09:12:10] Majak and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/12 19:50:30] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:14 towards level 66.
[06/01/12 05:32:10] ChiefRA and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/12 20:16:19] nitzer and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/12 20:18:55] TheWing and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/12 14:17:24] JudoFreak [278/502] has challenged AngryParsley [105/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:44 is removed from JudoFreak's clock.
[06/02/12 17:11:19] AngryParsley [215/720] has come upon Sheudecai [555/660] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:59:16 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/02/12 17:25:31] AngryParsley [88/720] has come upon Lenny [275/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:33:38 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/02/12 19:18:24] [dmp] [28/677] has challenged AngryParsley [695/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:08:10 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[06/04/12 07:29:25] AngryParsley [600/720] has come upon Jareeta [794/830] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:59:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/05/12 17:32:39] bagdel [404/537] has challenged AngryParsley [470/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:11 is added to bagdel's clock.
[06/05/12 22:06:42] Nolehte, AngryParsley, and jbroome [1189/1831] have team battled JudoFreak, TauPan, and Str1ngS [815/1482] and won! 2 days, 19:14:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/12 09:32:37] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:25:10 towards level 66.
[06/06/12 12:19:40] AngryParsley and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/12 07:16:15] Oldiesmann, lipek, Babar, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/12 07:47:32] AngryParsley [545/720] has challenged chazzam [180/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:36:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/08/12 19:34:16] Houiszat [452/699] has come upon AngryParsley [309/720] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:41:55 is removed from Houiszat's clock.
[06/08/12 20:42:43] Minun [11/20] has challenged AngryParsley [605/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Minun's clock.
[06/09/12 06:56:55] Furry and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/12 08:53:11] jmaugue [30/429] has challenged AngryParsley [374/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:58:28 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[06/09/12 18:06:20] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:36 towards level 66.
[06/09/12 19:46:20] Preaux, Ttech, and woonack [1336/2269] have team battled kork, Vostok, and AngryParsley [660/1459] and won! 0 days, 10:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/12 22:30:37] JudoFreak and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/12 11:59:02] zomega [522/657] has challenged AngryParsley [638/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:21 is added to zomega's clock.
[06/11/12 00:54:11] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:02:33 from level 66.
[06/11/12 10:20:11] elbows [160/243] has challenged AngryParsley [51/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from elbows's clock.
[06/12/12 07:17:17] AngryParsley and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/12 13:31:56] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:30 towards level 66.
[06/12/12 15:10:32] AngryParsley [27/720] has challenged Babar [276/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:51:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/12/12 22:19:37] TrahanM [51/60] has challenged AngryParsley [77/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to TrahanM's clock.
[06/13/12 00:12:33] Oldiesmann [373/550] has challenged AngryParsley [472/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:29 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[06/13/12 19:41:45] Cenhinen [68/792] has come upon AngryParsley [240/720] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:26:15 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[06/15/12 09:07:19] KindOne, LordFella, and Manel [1058/1292] have team battled AngryParsley, BSDBlack, and Grim [399/2324] and won! 0 days, 12:21:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/12 05:37:17] JudoFreak, AngryParsley, and enCyde [1089/1622] have team battled brimstone, suterismus, and Zeman4323 [167/2123] and won! 0 days, 14:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/12 12:24:40] AngryParsley, dxrt, and TheWing [1160/1994] have team battled Zeman4323, felipe, and zomega [918/1432] and won! 0 days, 15:24:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/12 18:44:59] geekboi, Furry, and s1amson [1352/1992] have team battled ryushe, argus, and AngryParsley [70/1804] and won! 0 days, 11:39:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/12 19:13:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 09:26:30 from level 66.
[06/17/12 02:13:28] Furry and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/12 21:38:06] AngryParsley and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/12 02:12:48] [dmp], Sheudecai, and Osiux [1796/1808] have team battled kork, AngryParsley, and mdwright [1126/1421] and won! 0 days, 16:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/12 16:47:44] AngryParsley [416/720] has come upon BSDBlack [550/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/18/12 23:29:56] AngryParsley, Tenorman, and wakeupscreaming [1803/2021] have team battled wjon, Pent, and Animal [1050/1486] and won! 0 days, 05:03:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/12 02:06:34] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:56 towards level 66.
[06/19/12 06:23:59] Oldiesmann and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/12 16:45:55] AfterDeath and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/12 17:52:27] AngryParsley [223/720] has challenged gipyelrah [100/834] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/23/12 15:02:07] AngryParsley [238/720] has come upon Preaux [365/489] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:19:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/23/12 16:15:18] lipek [75/665] has come upon AngryParsley [430/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:08:05 is added to lipek's clock.
[06/24/12 01:50:09] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:39:40 towards level 67.
[06/24/12 08:13:20] argus [121/484] has challenged AngryParsley [659/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:01 is added to argus's clock.
[06/24/12 19:37:31] felipe, sjefen6, and AngryParsley [813/1644] have team battled DarkSiL, Zazie, and [dmp] [851/1445] and lost! 2 days, 14:09:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/12 02:52:51] zbart, tmberg, and wakeupscreaming [182/1748] have team battled Beavis, AngryParsley, and elbows [569/1696] and lost! 0 days, 11:51:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/12 01:49:20] AngryParsley [51/720] has come upon Bladerunner [111/406] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:56:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/28/12 08:34:59] Charris, Woo, and [dmp] [2182/2216] have team battled Minun, preflex, and AngryParsley [52/1551] and won! 1 day, 23:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/12 10:20:20] bool_ [218/312] has challenged AngryParsley [25/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:20 is removed from bool_'s clock.
[06/30/12 00:14:12] AngryParsley, Nofew, and ryushe [870/1588] have team battled KcL, noother, and Hydrogenum [1160/1799] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/12 03:58:13] AngryParsley [190/720] has challenged ElectRo [117/1208] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:49:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/03/12 12:19:01] allo [454/752] has come upon AngryParsley [496/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:27:56 is added to allo's clock.
[07/04/12 13:00:56] sriehl [182/327] has come upon AngryParsley [582/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:28 is added to sriehl's clock.
[07/04/12 22:13:23] seek [218/686] has challenged AngryParsley [705/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:38 is added to seek's clock.
[07/05/12 08:31:16] AngryParsley slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AngryParsley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/12 07:20:52] mauke, neurospex, AngryParsley, and noother have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/12 09:45:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 07:42:10 from level 67.
[07/06/12 09:50:22] AngryParsley [467/717] has come upon Woo [533/1194] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:08:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/06/12 12:43:25] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:12:33 from level 67.
[07/06/12 14:46:26] sasquatc4, Grim, and masklin [981/2381] have team battled phr0z3n, AngryParsley, and Zazie [1051/1274] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/12 14:27:51] AngryParsley [691/717] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [315/681] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:06:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/07/12 17:52:18] AngryParsley [88/717] has come upon Majak [420/512] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:44:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/08/12 12:13:53] masklin, nhandler, and Vostok [1341/1845] have team battled sasquatc4, AngryParsley, and felipe [1145/1672] and won! 0 days, 10:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/12 11:42:15] Rappy [376/447] has come upon AngryParsley [354/717] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:34:38 is removed from Rappy's clock.
[07/10/12 10:14:25] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:03 towards level 67.
[07/10/12 13:30:40] johnthebear and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/12 18:19:25] Zazie and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/12 13:36:40] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:58:35 from level 67.
[07/12/12 03:19:38] AngryParsley [307/717] has come upon enCyde [117/493] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:33:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/15/12 10:42:01] AngryParsley, Zazie, and kork [436/1425] have team battled chadi, mauke, and keeper_c [859/2277] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/12 11:11:05] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:04 towards level 67.
[07/16/12 10:06:01] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:19:42 towards level 67.
[07/16/12 10:09:50] Charris [257/351] has challenged AngryParsley [125/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:36 is removed from Charris's clock.
[07/17/12 18:28:30] davie, DryRoastedPeanut, and Trienish [130/1398] have team battled AngryParsley, Bladerunner, and dwfreed [1018/1594] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/12 09:20:28] AngryParsley [713/717] has challenged preflex [171/482] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:48:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/18/12 20:23:03] Satoshi [348/501] has challenged AngryParsley [236/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:26 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/19/12 07:42:52] DemosDemon and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/12 10:06:44] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:19:22 from level 67.
[07/22/12 03:40:58] AngryParsley [134/717] has challenged Zeman4323 [128/426] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:18:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/22/12 03:49:22] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/12 03:56:26] AngryParsley [495/722] has come upon cmrn [189/468] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:35:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/23/12 17:44:27] Kylu [577/855] has challenged AngryParsley [334/722] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:49:32 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[07/24/12 08:13:09] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:52:28 from level 67.
[07/25/12 09:01:56] Xethron, Tenorman, and bigjay [415/1903] have team battled lim, AngryParsley, and blizgerg [1599/1606] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/12 18:54:48] AngryParsley [115/722] has challenged noother [75/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:24:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/26/12 04:04:04] AngryParsley [679/722] has come upon Rappy [25/431] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:15:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/26/12 06:29:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 6 days, 04:11:24 toward level 67.
[07/26/12 16:21:51] SCSi [6/336] has challenged AngryParsley [520/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to SCSi's clock.
[07/27/12 08:00:21] Bladerunner [285/406] has challenged AngryParsley [145/722] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from Bladerunner's clock.
[07/27/12 16:04:20] nosklo [274/549] has challenged AngryParsley [654/722] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:37:39 is added to nosklo's clock.
[07/28/12 02:14:00] blizgerg, woonack, and [dmp] [1571/1866] have team battled Bladerunner, AngryParsley, and ccx [670/1606] and won! 1 day, 04:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/12 21:45:06] Osiux [443/556] has come upon AngryParsley [558/722] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:35:10 is added to Osiux's clock.
[07/29/12 12:28:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 21:26:40 toward level 67.
[07/29/12 12:59:26] AngryParsley [430/722] has come upon tmberg [395/636] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/29/12 16:19:50] Raytray, AngryParsley, and Micha [696/1380] have team battled adamus1red, Plasmastar, and Reaper [796/2126] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/12 01:48:43] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:51 towards level 67.
[08/02/12 02:15:11] yond [576/663] has come upon AngryParsley [68/722] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:04:39 is removed from yond's clock.
[08/02/12 05:17:10] Charris, AngryParsley, and Ciphohs5 [115/1514] have team battled davie, AfterDeath, and Juggaloon [487/2026] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/12 13:34:34] AngryParsley [308/722] has challenged Jade [659/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/03/12 19:20:56] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:02 towards level 67.
[08/03/12 22:41:57] Majak [194/523] has challenged AngryParsley [649/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:57 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/04/12 02:37:07] confus3d, GaveUp, and AngryParsley [1420/1659] have team battled preflex, DryRoastedPeanut, and Juggaloon [986/1748] and won! 0 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/12 07:24:25] DemosDemon and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/12 08:10:34] AngryParsley [119/739] has challenged dwfreed [256/733] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/04/12 12:03:35] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:30:41 from level 68.
[08/04/12 14:01:57] DemosDemon, RyuKisargi, and Gizmokid2005 [1414/1664] have team battled bairyn, dzen, and AngryParsley [810/1503] and won! 0 days, 03:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/12 19:51:23] AngryParsley and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/12 09:51:41] AngryParsley [456/739] has challenged Beavis [394/736] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:55:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/06/12 22:47:02] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:01:49 towards level 68.
[08/07/12 07:21:00] AngryParsley, Ciphohs5, and KindOne [218/1598] have team battled Minun, Ttech, and Zazie [1645/1895] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/12 10:21:24] AngryParsley [309/739] has come upon vrillusions [145/963] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:23:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/07/12 19:22:50] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:03:53 from level 68.
[08/07/12 23:13:12] TheWing [241/492] has challenged AngryParsley [465/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to TheWing's clock.
[08/08/12 01:53:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 11 days, 22:38:21 toward level 68.
[08/08/12 21:40:40] AngryParsley and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/12 22:34:30] Babar [884/897] has come upon AngryParsley [160/739] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:12:44 is removed from Babar's clock.
[08/09/12 13:44:48] AfterDeath and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/12 14:30:09] Rappy, Trienish, and Sphearion [104/1124] have team battled AngryParsley, Preaux, and SeySayux [866/1746] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/12 12:16:45] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/12 14:47:15] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:01:42 from level 68.
[08/10/12 19:20:50] dxrt [710/754] has challenged AngryParsley [72/739] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:50:28 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[08/11/12 03:01:48] Lenny, GyrosGeior, and Gizmokid2005 [1578/1930] have team battled AngryParsley, s1amson, and noother [1266/1916] and won! 0 days, 02:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/12 23:27:02] AngryParsley [735/739] has challenged Kylu [384/855] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:13:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/13/12 02:47:05] gwillen [116/271] has challenged AngryParsley [307/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to gwillen's clock.
[08/14/12 04:27:11] Zazie and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/12 10:06:09] Buglouse [249/518] has come upon AngryParsley [59/739] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:29 is removed from Buglouse's clock.
[08/19/12 19:09:57] Buglouse [139/533] has challenged AngryParsley [48/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:12:52 is removed from Buglouse's clock.
[08/20/12 21:45:29] ryushe, BlastHardcheese, and allo [352/1689] have team battled AngryParsley, vegadark, and gchristensen [1519/2029] and lost! 0 days, 16:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/12 10:57:29] sasaniak, Str1ngS, AngryParsley, and nosklo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/12 11:56:23] AngryParsley [128/739] has come upon dxrt [446/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/21/12 18:01:31] ventura [2/5] has challenged AngryParsley [160/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to ventura's clock.
[08/24/12 00:33:22] AngryParsley [442/739] has challenged sasquatc4 [121/560] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:53:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/24/12 08:18:36] woonack stole AngryParsley's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 38 pair of boots behind, which AngryParsley then takes.
[08/24/12 12:36:06] AngryParsley [159/462] has challenged haken29a [206/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/12 04:01:51] illuminata and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/12 10:41:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 17:09:54 toward level 68.
[08/25/12 15:52:38] illuminata and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/12 22:10:12] AngryParsley, nhandler, and NN2k [710/1443] have team battled Jade, lipek, and Lenny [498/2299] and won! 0 days, 03:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/12 23:46:47] AngryParsley [126/462] has come upon KINGc0de [20/301] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/26/12 03:15:08] jmaugue [306/437] has challenged AngryParsley [257/462] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[08/26/12 09:05:50] AngryParsley [17/462] has come upon lipek [400/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:59:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/26/12 14:47:12] KindOne [85/428] has challenged AngryParsley [329/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:29 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/27/12 01:42:59] pwned, AngryParsley, and illuminata [618/1231] have team battled gipyelrah, spiffytech, and sasquatc4 [1616/1962] and lost! 0 days, 16:51:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/12 10:00:08] AngryParsley [115/462] has come upon Majak [11/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:18:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/28/12 11:18:32] fancybone, Gizmokid2005, and tann [141/1435] have team battled woonack, Hydrogenum, and AngryParsley [1707/2218] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/12 13:03:53] AngryParsley and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/12 05:15:55] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:50 towards level 68.
[08/29/12 08:24:53] AngryParsley, Sheudecai, and LordFella [395/1288] have team battled preflex, sasaniak, and spiffytech [390/1700] and won! 0 days, 10:22:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/12 11:01:28] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:40 towards level 68.
[08/30/12 02:37:51] argus [535/786] has challenged AngryParsley [296/462] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:07:35 is removed from argus's clock.
[08/30/12 09:46:36] AngryParsley [421/462] has come upon toz [85/187] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/30/12 20:53:12] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:28 from level 68.
[08/31/12 12:23:09] voltagex [77/87] has challenged AngryParsley [73/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:00 is removed from voltagex's clock.
[09/01/12 06:49:24] AngryParsley [42/462] has challenged exa [572/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:28 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/01/12 15:37:51] wakeupscreaming [735/783] has come upon AngryParsley [383/462] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:15:57 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[09/02/12 01:14:38] AngryParsley and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/12 04:56:49] ventura, SCSi, and Sheudecai [473/1121] have team battled AngryParsley, nhandler, and PriceChild [38/1626] and won! 0 days, 02:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/12 10:34:01] Sheudecai and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/12 16:56:49] mamarley [217/670] has challenged AngryParsley [437/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:59 is added to mamarley's clock.
[09/02/12 22:09:53] AngryParsley [298/462] has come upon PriceChild [142/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/03/12 02:18:29] AngryParsley [13/466] has challenged Robodashy [259/356] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/03/12 12:53:39] Furry, Trienish, and DemosDemon [1766/2495] have team battled seek, Str1ngS, and AngryParsley [1304/1868] and won! 0 days, 14:33:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/12 16:17:10] AngryParsley, brimstone, and Furry [2034/2131] have team battled WrEtCh, Slipyx, and seth-- [1009/1357] and won! 0 days, 00:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/12 07:53:55] allo [523/744] has come upon AngryParsley [343/466] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:38:59 is removed from allo's clock.
[09/06/12 07:53:55] allo has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 9 days, 14:36:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/06/12 08:37:40] davie and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/12 13:51:28] AngryParsley [41/466] has come upon Oldiesmann [424/587] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:55:07 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/07/12 23:08:00] Ttech, Vostok, and exa [1527/2282] have team battled AngryParsley, simple, and LordFella [1353/1516] and won! 0 days, 21:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/12 20:05:25] brentter [37/237] has challenged AngryParsley [324/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to brentter's clock.
[09/09/12 02:10:24] TheWing and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/12 01:39:43] Tabsy [173/594] has come upon AngryParsley [442/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:04 is added to Tabsy's clock.
[09/11/12 08:33:33] GaveUp, Hydrogenum, nikoJ, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/12 16:35:58] DeLorean, Juggaloon, and sasaniak [1745/2067] have team battled Toagac, AngryParsley, and Woo [1027/1880] and won! 1 day, 16:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/12 11:45:32] ventura [195/334] has challenged AngryParsley [336/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to ventura's clock.
[09/12/12 20:20:13] AngryParsley and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/12 13:32:34] AngryParsley [446/466] has challenged Trienish [436/525] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:45:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/14/12 11:38:06] Osiux [184/550] has come upon AngryParsley [13/466] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:31:19 is removed from Osiux's clock.
[09/14/12 13:13:48] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:40:44 from level 69.
[09/14/12 16:38:24] AngryParsley [39/466] has challenged allo [335/744] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:59:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/14/12 22:24:35] yond, Beavis, and ElectRo [2228/2655] have team battled AngryParsley, Fluttershy, and Juggaloon [1752/1829] and won! 3 days, 13:54:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/12 08:11:18] Toagac [134/314] has challenged AngryParsley [82/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[09/16/12 16:01:56] AngryParsley, Slipyx, and kenyon [855/1816] have team battled avocado, TheWing, and spiffytech [1064/1453] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/12 15:40:39] dwfreed and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/12 07:06:32] kenyon, Jade, and mamarley [2116/2215] have team battled vegadark, AngryParsley, and Cenhinen [1601/2100] and won! 1 day, 04:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/12 09:17:01] sixx [239/454] has challenged AngryParsley [357/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to sixx's clock.
[09/18/12 17:01:42] suterismus [686/964] has challenged AngryParsley [67/466] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:04:57 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/19/12 21:08:18] AngryParsley [393/466] has challenged nikoJ [437/531] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:35:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/20/12 14:16:49] davie [377/561] has come upon AngryParsley [153/466] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:44 is removed from davie's clock.
[09/20/12 20:12:00] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:23:05 from level 69.
[09/21/12 17:44:01] Fluttershy [138/567] has challenged AngryParsley [136/466] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/22/12 13:33:40] AngryParsley [128/466] has come upon Fluttershy [401/567] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:00:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/22/12 22:45:14] Trienish, geekboi, and AngryParsley [1759/1943] have team battled gipyelrah, vrillusions, and Beavis [488/2585] and won! 5 days, 09:03:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/12 05:36:34] Satoshi, LordFella, and NN2k [1081/1395] have team battled sasquatc4, noother, and AngryParsley [707/1728] and won! 0 days, 14:32:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/12 19:13:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 22 days, 04:46:34 toward level 69.
[09/24/12 20:57:28] AngryParsley [117/466] has come upon Majak [124/496] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:09:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/24/12 23:04:11] Toagac [39/338] has challenged AngryParsley [458/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Toagac's clock.
[09/25/12 01:25:20] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:36 from level 69.
[09/25/12 01:38:01] davie, fancybone, and digitaldonk [16/1517] have team battled Toagac, AngryParsley, and Nolehte [1479/1608] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/12 02:37:46] swhitt [400/467] has challenged AngryParsley [80/466] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:46:48 is removed from swhitt's clock.
[09/25/12 05:58:33] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:24 towards level 69.
[09/26/12 02:22:34] AngryParsley [323/466] has come upon Gerdesas [257/511] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:35:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/26/12 16:45:02] AngryParsley [207/466] has come upon keeper_c [109/1345] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:07:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/26/12 23:20:16] xec [227/228] has challenged AngryParsley [4/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from xec's clock.
[09/27/12 01:51:59] ameoba [237/553] has challenged AngryParsley [364/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to ameoba's clock.
[09/27/12 02:28:29] Majak and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/12 10:29:27] King-Off-LTC [3/231] has challenged AngryParsley [127/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to King-Off-LTC's clock.
[09/28/12 14:58:14] AngryParsley [352/466] has challenged brimstone [428/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/28/12 20:12:12] tann [244/517] has challenged AngryParsley [66/466] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from tann's clock.
[09/29/12 08:07:59] code_slinger [15/339] has challenged AngryParsley [125/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[09/29/12 16:03:40] DeLorean [150/573] has challenged AngryParsley [335/466] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:34:05 is added to DeLorean's clock.
[09/30/12 08:12:10] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:07 towards level 69.
[09/30/12 16:44:02] AngryParsley [228/466] has come upon sixx [361/465] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:53:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/01/12 09:38:11] AngryParsley [345/466] has come upon Ephur [559/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:23 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/01/12 10:12:52] AngryParsley [367/466] has challenged illuminata [72/390] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:02:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/01/12 18:14:42] allo [626/742] has challenged AngryParsley [380/466] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:19:34 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/02/12 02:16:20] AngryParsley [431/466] has come upon Lenny [437/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/03/12 21:11:57] AngryParsley reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/12 05:27:44] Yankee [108/823] has challenged AngryParsley [62/468] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:58:00 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[10/04/12 22:31:40] AngryParsley [5/468] has challenged DarkSiL [205/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/05/12 06:19:59] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:05 towards level 69.
[10/05/12 09:37:30] ChiefRA and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/12 13:50:50] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:01 towards level 69.
[10/05/12 14:19:56] AngryParsley [250/468] has come upon TauPan [219/331] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:12:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/05/12 23:37:38] vegadark [702/940] has come upon AngryParsley [43/487] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:03:34 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/06/12 03:57:36] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:43 towards level 69.
[10/06/12 06:00:45] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:22 from level 69.
[10/06/12 08:39:19] AngryParsley [459/487] has challenged Animal [626/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/06/12 18:41:49] AngryParsley [415/487] has challenged ryushe [364/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:10:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/07/12 01:23:40] avocado, AngryParsley, jbest, and NN2k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/12 13:46:09] AngryParsley [410/487] has challenged ryushe [58/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/12 02:55:29] AngryParsley [327/487] has come upon suiside [129/1227] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:44:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/12 08:13:19] Animal [98/765] has come upon AngryParsley [221/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:58:20 is added to Animal's clock.
[10/08/12 16:20:39] AngryParsley [136/489] has challenged PriceChild [531/763] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/12 19:12:38] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:24:30 from level 70.
[10/09/12 21:48:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 8 days, 21:07:26 toward level 70.
[10/10/12 00:55:37] SirNeo [408/426] has challenged AngryParsley [415/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[10/10/12 05:00:30] AngryParsley [267/489] has challenged nicko [55/231] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:47:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/10/12 06:00:43] AngryParsley [96/489] has challenged Toagac [2/380] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:08:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/13/12 00:55:31] davie and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/12 22:26:33] Zeman4323 [302/449] has come upon AngryParsley [348/489] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:54:54 is added to Zeman4323's clock.
[10/14/12 05:08:35] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:42:33 towards level 70.
[10/14/12 08:08:51] AngryParsley [126/489] has come upon bigjay [676/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:36:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/14/12 13:48:15] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:01 towards level 70.
[10/14/12 19:21:17] AngryParsley, Cameron_D, and confus3d [215/1583] have team battled Icedream, Nofew, and charitwo [1010/1504] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/12 04:22:17] AngryParsley [206/489] has come upon Kylu [110/1141] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:58:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/16/12 09:18:04] greycat [688/693] has come upon AngryParsley [332/489] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 23:16:57 is removed from greycat's clock.
[10/18/12 02:43:38] Ttech [915/1136] has challenged AngryParsley [273/489] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:40:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/18/12 11:25:40] angelos [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [325/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to angelos's clock.

[10/20/12 04:19:17] AngryParsley [290/489] has challenged Tenorman [539/667] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:28:23 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/20/12 20:04:32] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:46:37 towards level 70.
[10/21/12 10:06:52] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:24:35 from level 70.
[10/22/12 04:01:11] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:16:31 from level 70.
[10/24/12 18:36:35] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:02:31 from level 70.
[10/26/12 03:43:34] ToBeFree and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/12 19:00:34] Nofew [20/619] has challenged AngryParsley [203/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:15:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/03/12 08:30:54] x-treme [30/346] has challenged AngryParsley [229/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to x-treme's clock.
[11/03/12 11:28:01] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:39:17 from level 70.
[11/04/12 08:52:02] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:21:12 towards level 70.
[11/04/12 17:45:57] DryRoastedPeanut [513/555] has challenged AngryParsley [333/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:41:49 is removed from DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[11/05/12 15:16:53] AngryParsley and nicko have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/12 08:54:19] s1amson [420/503] has challenged AngryParsley [237/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:49 is removed from s1amson's clock.
[11/06/12 19:01:15] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:02:13 towards level 70.
[11/07/12 00:57:51] AngryParsley [34/489] has challenged vrillusions [713/978] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:34:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/07/12 06:59:11] AngryParsley [119/489] has challenged Ttech [978/1136] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:46:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/08/12 05:51:55] blizgerg [256/456] has come upon AngryParsley [43/489] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:15:56 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/08/12 08:04:46] swhitt [414/469] has challenged AngryParsley [238/468] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:28:41 is removed from swhitt's clock.
[11/08/12 17:06:49] AngryParsley [206/468] has challenged elbows [256/522] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:49:16 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/08/12 18:07:02] AngryParsley [33/468] has challenged noother [395/712] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:28:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/09/12 13:09:39] AngryParsley [165/468] has come upon [dmp] [219/709] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:53:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/09/12 14:17:44] AngryParsley and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/12 12:45:18] AngryParsley [68/468] has come upon Ghostwolf [149/557] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:58:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/11/12 05:39:50] DemosDemon and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/12 06:07:06] pwned [52/603] has challenged AngryParsley [275/468] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to pwned's clock.
[11/11/12 09:57:45] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:58:43 from level 70.
[11/12/12 15:27:15] AngryParsley [23/468] has challenged DryRoastedPeanut [231/567] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:32:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/13/12 17:58:26] AngryParsley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AngryParsley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/12 17:38:31] AngryParsley [100/459] has challenged DemosDemon [471/757] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:57:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/14/12 23:39:50] AngryParsley [349/459] has challenged Darius [327/573] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:15:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/15/12 18:44:04] AngryParsley [446/459] has challenged Juggaloon [311/756] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:56:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/15/12 18:44:04] In the fierce battle, Juggaloon dropped his level 61 ring! AngryParsley picks it up, tossing his old level 19 ring to Juggaloon.
[11/16/12 20:59:58] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/12 05:29:41] Sparticus [71/168] has challenged AngryParsley [79/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[11/17/12 10:53:11] AngryParsley [453/506] has challenged Majak [86/495] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:27:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/17/12 16:05:00] AngryParsley [357/506] has come upon x-treme [241/360] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:53:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/17/12 20:44:00] blast_hardcheese [36/160] has challenged AngryParsley [464/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to blast_hardcheese's clock.
[11/18/12 15:59:29] AngryParsley [219/506] has challenged neurospex [242/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:45:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/18/12 20:56:59] AngryParsley, Mattycakes, and nhandler [898/1544] have team battled Surfer, nicko, and code_slinger [874/1157] and won! 0 days, 17:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 08:07:24] davie and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 12:03:55] AngryParsley [488/506] has challenged dwfreed [623/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:30 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/19/12 17:24:56] Aezzop [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [188/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Aezzop's clock.
[11/19/12 18:57:56] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:38:56 towards level 70.
[11/19/12 19:06:52] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:18 towards level 70.
[11/19/12 20:09:43] Surfer and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/12 14:47:27] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:03:53 from level 70.
[11/22/12 21:10:28] AngryParsley, exa, and MadHatter [337/1530] have team battled Killerkid, Cameron_D, and DemosDemon [1383/1582] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/12 11:25:43] DeLorean [2/589] has challenged AngryParsley [118/506] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:25:09 is added to DeLorean's clock.
[11/23/12 23:24:27] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:13:14 towards level 70.
[11/24/12 18:02:18] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:16 towards level 70.
[11/25/12 09:36:08] Kabaka [95/655] has challenged AngryParsley [14/506] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:39:27 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[11/26/12 09:41:40] AngryParsley [278/506] has challenged Micha [288/520] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:49:54 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/26/12 12:42:22] Smoovious [160/419] has challenged AngryParsley [293/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:28:10 is added to Smoovious's clock.
[11/26/12 16:09:22] amazing [211/399] has come upon AngryParsley [502/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:09 is added to amazing's clock.
[11/26/12 19:38:35] amazing [352/409] has challenged AngryParsley [183/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from amazing's clock.
[11/27/12 03:16:36] Kabaka, Babar, and Trienish [1673/2064] have team battled GyrosGeior, Sparticus, and AngryParsley [741/1526] and won! 2 days, 19:06:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/12 03:45:56] AngryParsley [458/506] has challenged vegadark [263/972] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:15:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/27/12 18:49:32] masklin, Oldiesmann, and rasputo [548/1639] have team battled AngryParsley, dxrt, and Lenny [1143/2126] and lost! 1 day, 03:24:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/12 15:52:18] amazing [347/440] has challenged AngryParsley [87/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from amazing's clock.
[11/29/12 07:50:25] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:40 from level 70.
[11/29/12 07:58:00] cmrn [455/519] has challenged AngryParsley [300/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:25:21 is removed from cmrn's clock.
[11/29/12 12:00:10] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:11:36 towards level 70.
[11/29/12 12:39:47] Sharpness [204/279] has challenged AngryParsley [293/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Sharpness's clock.
[11/30/12 01:56:29] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:38 towards level 70.
[11/30/12 23:58:28] iViLe [33/83] has challenged AngryParsley [381/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to iViLe's clock.
[12/01/12 07:04:55] dwfreed, Gerdesas, and swhitt [813/1860] have team battled Trienish, yano, and AngryParsley [1470/1954] and lost! 1 day, 01:51:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/12 07:11:29] tmberg [475/698] has challenged AngryParsley [226/414] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:56:14 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/01/12 11:12:59] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:28 towards level 70.
[12/01/12 13:12:53] argus [176/793] has challenged AngryParsley [131/414] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:30:12 is removed from argus's clock.
[12/01/12 14:53:39] tw, SeySayux, and XJR-9 [451/1331] have team battled Loreley, AngryParsley, and allo [1150/1568] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/12 14:36:59] zhaofeng [87/194] has challenged AngryParsley [255/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to zhaofeng's clock.
[12/03/12 00:16:38] AngryParsley, sjefen6, and Wolf [1241/1405] have team battled exa, SCSi, and allo [834/1890] and won! 0 days, 23:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/12 05:37:28] AngryParsley, kork, and Ciphohs5 [270/1172] have team battled Hero, MONITOR_BOT, and tw [933/992] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/12 07:56:52] AngryParsley [348/414] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [115/521] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:18:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/03/12 14:13:30] AngryParsley stole Nasrudin's level 52 charm while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 27 charm behind, which Nasrudin then takes.
[12/03/12 14:44:17] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:27:51 is added to his clock.
[12/03/12 15:50:24] Eiam [317/347] has challenged AngryParsley [370/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/04/12 04:16:48] AngryParsley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:17:27 from level 70.
[12/04/12 06:39:44] Animal, blind, nosklo, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/12 07:08:30] Trienish [288/521] has come upon AngryParsley [321/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:51 is added to Trienish's clock.
[12/06/12 10:11:05] AngryParsley [404/436] has come upon Ttech [151/1177] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:28:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/08/12 02:59:14] SpamMage [451/551] has come upon AngryParsley [355/436] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:12 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[12/08/12 13:44:26] raela [86/448] has challenged AngryParsley [63/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:15:57 is removed from raela's clock.
[12/09/12 04:42:41] AngryParsley [194/436] has come upon Charris [113/357] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:20:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/09/12 10:55:07] charitwo, AngryParsley, and Sheudecai [664/1488] have team battled allo, idleOne, and jbest [119/1921] and won! 0 days, 15:14:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/12 19:51:10] raela [291/445] has challenged AngryParsley [181/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:30:42 is removed from raela's clock.
[12/10/12 06:47:08] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:20 towards level 70.
[12/11/12 07:06:52] AngryParsley [49/436] has come upon code_slinger [338/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/11/12 22:52:19] AngryParsley [123/436] has challenged rasputo [306/563] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/11/12 23:02:37] AngryParsley [253/436] has challenged ruan [993/1012] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/12/12 00:20:12] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:37:45 from level 71.
[12/12/12 17:46:17] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:56:57 towards level 71.
[12/13/12 01:17:48] Smoovious, adamus1red, and Simon [1299/1493] have team battled brimstone, AngryParsley, and tmberg [637/1877] and won! 0 days, 18:32:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/12 07:09:55] AngryParsley [55/436] has challenged felipe [441/464] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:03:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/13/12 12:50:07] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:34:48 from level 71.
[12/14/12 11:16:17] AngryParsley [192/436] has challenged Satoshi [367/738] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:33:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/15/12 06:23:30] beatysees [46/314] has challenged AngryParsley [61/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to beatysees's clock.
[12/15/12 10:47:33] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:08:56 is added to his clock.
[12/15/12 12:15:29] Wolf, kork, and felipe [20/1260] have team battled AngryParsley, Charris, and Vostok [1261/1379] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/12 05:02:17] AngryParsley [278/436] has challenged Smoovious [358/408] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:18:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/17/12 06:07:47] AngryParsley [248/436] has challenged nosklo [255/600] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:46:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/17/12 20:09:27] Nasrudin, Ciphohs5, and AngryParsley [1606/1913] have team battled nicko, Iuz, and Gizmokid2005 [920/1484] and won! 0 days, 17:59:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/12 19:53:33] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:21:42 is added to his clock.
[12/19/12 14:20:43] rasputo [333/561] has challenged AngryParsley [108/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:13:30 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[12/20/12 12:59:20] Prometheus [29/279] has challenged AngryParsley [126/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[12/21/12 05:40:53] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:23:54 is added to his clock.
[12/21/12 06:32:19] AngryParsley [310/436] has come upon GaveUp [114/479] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 02:18:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/21/12 09:33:35] AngryParsley [98/436] has come upon pekster [332/375] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:34:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/24/12 07:47:04] Wolf [200/476] has challenged AngryParsley [107/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:20:09 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[12/25/12 12:26:54] Zapwai [53/99] has challenged AngryParsley [231/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Zapwai's clock.
[12/25/12 16:42:19] AngryParsley [402/436] has come upon LordFella [499/530] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:41:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/25/12 21:38:40] AngryParsley [232/436] has come upon Preaux [246/625] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:48:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/26/12 00:27:39] pekster [146/415] has challenged AngryParsley [321/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to pekster's clock.
[12/26/12 11:04:27] DigitalEquinox [89/193] has challenged AngryParsley [360/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to DigitalEquinox's clock.
[12/26/12 21:05:27] Vostok [533/571] has come upon AngryParsley [180/436] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:11 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[12/26/12 21:45:45] Wolf, blizgerg, and tw [1519/1560] have team battled Hydrogenum, AngryParsley, and charitwo [626/1946] and won! 0 days, 08:21:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/12 07:03:11] Plasmastar [172/662] has challenged AngryParsley [257/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:33:00 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[12/29/12 20:09:04] Killerkid [306/344] has come upon AngryParsley [56/436] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:06:43 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/30/12 04:57:03] zhaofeng [181/282] has challenged AngryParsley [144/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from zhaofeng's clock.
[12/30/12 19:22:30] dwfreed [329/737] has challenged AngryParsley [116/436] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:35:57 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/31/12 11:44:06] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:31:09 towards level 71.
[01/01/13 05:32:33] AngryParsley [289/436] has challenged Ephod [167/284] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:40:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/01/13 14:15:03] paysties [264/425] has challenged AngryParsley [335/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to paysties's clock.
[01/03/13 13:42:14] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:18:31 towards level 71.
[01/03/13 14:26:06] Trienish, DeLorean, and Nasrudin [1545/2456] have team battled Plasmastar, charitwo, and AngryParsley [1239/1756] and won! 1 day, 23:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/13 02:58:15] Zeman4323, tw, and nicko [32/1261] have team battled Nofew, vrillusions, and AngryParsley [1737/1890] and lost! 0 days, 20:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/13 21:47:17] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:55:39 towards level 71.
[01/04/13 22:41:13] madwilliamflint [55/202] has challenged AngryParsley [354/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to madwilliamflint's clock.
[01/05/13 05:21:04] AngryParsley [137/436] has come upon Ephod [141/398] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:49:12 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/05/13 17:59:23] AngryParsley [359/436] has challenged Vostok [143/571] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:02:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/05/13 20:20:09] AngryParsley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:28:08 from level 71.
[01/06/13 15:04:31] AngryParsley [167/436] has challenged pwned [87/847] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:18:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/08/13 05:25:08] AngryParsley met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:11:03 from level 71.
[01/08/13 17:17:13] AngryParsley [321/436] has challenged paysties [127/360] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:23:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/09/13 12:13:21] watson [21/123] has challenged AngryParsley [78/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to watson's clock.
[01/11/13 05:56:56] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:12:40 towards level 71.
[01/11/13 09:05:39] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:27:16 towards level 71.
[01/11/13 13:38:54] Smoovious [295/697] has challenged AngryParsley [83/436] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from Smoovious's clock.
[01/11/13 15:39:54] raulp [187/207] has challenged AngryParsley [219/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to raulp's clock.
[01/13/13 05:37:17] AngryParsley slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AngryParsley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/13 00:25:33] grish [196/248] has challenged AngryParsley [423/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to grish's clock.
[01/14/13 20:46:26] amazing [393/668] has challenged AngryParsley [123/431] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from amazing's clock.
[01/15/13 05:58:06] AngryParsley [192/431] has come upon Ephur [28/837] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:02:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/15/13 19:12:35] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 06:43:15 is added to his clock.
[01/16/13 12:04:24] AngryParsley [233/431] has challenged code_slinger [476/646] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:39:07 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/17/13 16:27:24] johnthebear [344/455] has challenged AngryParsley [246/431] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from johnthebear's clock.
[01/18/13 08:23:55] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:41:38 towards level 71.
[01/19/13 18:20:27] AngryParsley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:34:26 from level 71.
[01/19/13 19:02:03] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:05:27 is added to his clock.
[01/19/13 21:18:20] AngryParsley [385/431] has come upon Wolf [243/485] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:45:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/21/13 11:01:44] rasputo, AngryParsley, and Synergist [193/1102] have team battled illuminata, morph, and sbp [885/1541] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/13 06:32:27] angelos, ccx, and ruan [363/1644] have team battled BlastHardcheese, ChiefRA, and AngryParsley [788/1514] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/13 06:38:05] yano [16/840] has challenged AngryParsley [64/431] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to yano's clock.
[01/23/13 11:31:07] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:41:28 is added to his clock.
[01/23/13 22:32:59] AngryParsley [16/431] has come upon Smoovious [580/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:11:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/24/13 00:34:44] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:23:37 towards level 71.
[01/24/13 10:53:59] AngryParsley [84/431] has challenged tann [250/511] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:58:54 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/24/13 18:25:42] AngryParsley met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:51:40 from level 71.
[01/24/13 23:01:30] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:58:28 towards level 71.
[01/25/13 13:17:31] brimstone, AngryParsley, and amasawa [110/1123] have team battled Arcane, NN2k, and Mateusz [389/1223] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/13 14:01:10] MONITOR_BOT [4/380] has challenged AngryParsley [410/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:56 is added to MONITOR_BOT's clock.
[01/26/13 09:46:53] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:42:33 from level 71.
[01/26/13 17:11:34] zg [0/6] has challenged AngryParsley [117/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to zg's clock.
[01/28/13 17:18:47] AngryParsley [410/431] has come upon SpamMage [505/661] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:24:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/31/13 15:12:20] AngryParsley found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:06:00 towards level 71.
[01/31/13 21:41:52] AngryParsley [45/431] has challenged naori [164/495] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:44:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/01/13 20:48:01] pwned [774/878] has challenged AngryParsley [51/431] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:31:01 is removed from pwned's clock.
[02/02/13 13:53:33] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:45:20 towards level 71.
[02/02/13 18:53:43] AngryParsley [128/431] has challenged BSDBlack [7/617] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:22:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/02/13 21:51:17] Belkhor, AngryParsley, and neurospex [234/1439] have team battled Pici, greycat, and Grim [133/2562] and won! 0 days, 12:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/13 23:14:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 16 days, 15:55:39 toward level 71.
[02/03/13 04:19:58] Gerardon [397/414] has challenged AngryParsley [355/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[02/03/13 14:30:18] code_slinger, AngryParsley, and nosklo [1420/1682] have team battled johnthebear, Jareeta, and shadowh511 [1125/1907] and won! 1 day, 10:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/13 22:14:33] Zett, Reaper, and Plasmastar [707/1868] have team battled neurospex, AngryParsley, and tmberg [774/1561] and lost! 0 days, 09:27:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/13 02:22:00] tw [7/389] has come upon AngryParsley [232/431] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:38:13 is added to tw's clock.
[02/07/13 02:37:49] Oxe, kork, and Ciphohs5 [105/1204] have team battled Babar, AngryParsley, and rasputo [995/1643] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/13 23:26:19] AngryParsley [9/431] has challenged TauPan [142/303] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:56:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/08/13 06:55:44] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:24 towards level 71.
[02/08/13 14:41:32] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:40:51 is added to his clock.
[02/08/13 21:31:30] AngryParsley [222/431] has challenged IdleBot [1167/1418] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:35:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/09/13 07:05:42] amasawa, keeper_c, AngryParsley, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/13 00:07:09] ElectRo, idleOne, and Oldiesmann [212/2487] have team battled Smoovious, AngryParsley, and keeper_c [2240/2426] and lost! 2 days, 01:26:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/13 09:52:21] AngryParsley stole XJR-9's level 104 amulet while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 58 amulet behind, which XJR-9 then takes.
[02/10/13 18:42:10] AngryParsley [19/472] has challenged MetaNova [41/334] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:59:07 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/12/13 09:26:07] AngryParsley [92/478] has come upon wakeupscreaming [839/1048] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:29:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/12/13 10:51:49] Kabaka [626/653] has challenged AngryParsley [138/478] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:31:59 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[02/12/13 12:27:13] zbart [68/383] has come upon AngryParsley [1/478] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:57:27 is removed from zbart's clock.
[02/12/13 14:54:36] kenyon, AngryParsley, and nikoJ [1637/1962] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, amasawa, and Beavis [933/1435] and won! 1 day, 11:20:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/13 16:14:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 12 days, 05:47:54 toward level 71.
[02/14/13 02:05:10] Pici, Gerdesas, and ReNDoM [869/2026] have team battled AngryParsley, idleOne, and meat [908/1552] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/13 08:42:18] AngryParsley [369/478] has come upon eyeofodin [203/356] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:35:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/15/13 04:07:53] woonack [535/1227] has challenged AngryParsley [173/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/15/13 13:05:03] charitwo [586/665] has come upon AngryParsley [335/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:28:34 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[02/16/13 02:31:05] preflex, grooverider, and nosklo [1274/1473] have team battled nicko, eyeofodin, and AngryParsley [1263/1461] and won! 0 days, 07:25:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/13 03:13:40] AngryParsley [143/480] has challenged Cameron_D [321/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/16/13 12:15:57] eyeofodin [14/356] has challenged AngryParsley [90/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:17 is added to eyeofodin's clock.
[02/16/13 12:33:09] Str1ngS, Gerdesas, and blizgerg [1314/2135] have team battled AngryParsley, SeySayux, and davidfg4 [519/1184] and won! 0 days, 08:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/13 15:22:32] Cenhinen [304/748] has challenged AngryParsley [119/480] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:08:50 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[02/18/13 17:29:07] AngryParsley [175/480] has challenged ccx [419/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:45 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/13 02:13:41] Doc [7/14] has challenged AngryParsley [213/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Doc's clock.
[02/19/13 04:38:50] null, AngryParsley, and iViLe [478/1526] have team battled Prometheus, devnullcon, and sasaniak [364/1472] and won! 0 days, 02:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/13 06:34:08] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:00 towards level 71.
[02/21/13 14:20:14] AngryParsley [350/480] has come upon zero_one [102/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:00:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/13 17:15:30] Eadrom [29/381] has challenged AngryParsley [297/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Eadrom's clock.
[02/21/13 17:47:49] sasaniak [562/709] has challenged AngryParsley [232/480] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:09:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/22/13 07:04:37] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:47 towards level 71.
[02/22/13 11:49:46] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:35 from level 71.
[02/22/13 13:40:54] AngryParsley, wakeupscreaming, and Pici [2264/2336] have team battled Hans.Wurst, Babar, and Kabaka [828/1902] and won! 0 days, 19:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/13 08:10:22] tiwake [185/586] has challenged AngryParsley [208/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to tiwake's clock.
[02/23/13 20:10:21] Ephur, davidfg4, and AngryParsley [1517/1618] have team battled argus, Hans.Wurst, and XJR-9 [324/1634] and won! 0 days, 06:23:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/13 11:15:08] amazing [345/691] has come upon AngryParsley [135/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:17:06 is removed from amazing's clock.
[02/25/13 16:56:01] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:23:34 is added to his clock.
[02/25/13 22:17:07] link, AngryParsley, and Pici [1252/1646] have team battled EugeneKay, MONITOR_BOT, and kenyon [1277/1660] and lost! 0 days, 08:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/13 23:26:11] AngryParsley [245/480] has come upon Tabsy [225/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/26/13 07:05:46] DryRoastedPeanut [599/898] has come upon AngryParsley [178/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:44:40 is removed from DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[02/27/13 16:43:01] AngryParsley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:33 from level 71.
[02/28/13 07:11:24] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:51 from level 71.
[02/28/13 15:15:20] davidfg4, seek, and tiwake [330/1673] have team battled Tenorman, raela, and AngryParsley [0/1861] and won! 0 days, 00:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/13 00:13:15] AngryParsley [422/500] has challenged jirwin [45/250] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:23:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/01/13 04:12:43] AngryParsley [447/500] has come upon SCSi [152/694] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:39:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/01/13 06:21:59] Nofew, AngryParsley, and Darky [133/1202] have team battled marc-etienne, woonack, and amasawa [1853/1980] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/13 19:16:12] felipe, Ciphohs5, and DemosDemon [1136/1621] have team battled AngryParsley, Oldiesmann, and Jareeta [1586/1996] and lost! 8 days, 13:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/13 11:24:42] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:08:18 from level 72.
[03/04/13 12:28:52] slack [303/306] has challenged AngryParsley [232/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from slack's clock.
[03/05/13 04:42:18] AngryParsley, LordFella, and Str1ngS [1774/1970] have team battled Tenorman, tsh, and amazing [1492/1885] and won! 2 days, 03:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/13 22:06:04] robot, AngryParsley, and masklin [738/1453] have team battled seek, Darky, and zero_one [995/1523] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/13 23:57:38] Prometheus, Trienish, and ccx [404/1648] have team battled AngryParsley, gipyelrah, and Nayru [1500/1728] and lost! 1 day, 06:54:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/13 00:58:18] AngryParsley [38/500] has come upon bigjay [328/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:36:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/07/13 07:12:07] blizgerg [453/687] has challenged AngryParsley [441/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:02:21 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/07/13 09:49:11] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:20:48 towards level 72.
[03/07/13 13:07:04] Oxe, MetaNova, and Alfie [431/1399] have team battled Beavis, AngryParsley, and Satoshi [1068/1982] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/13 08:21:09] amasawa, AngryParsley, and SpamMage [786/1607] have team battled iunruh, MetaNova, and Ciphohs5 [567/1378] and won! 0 days, 04:57:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/13 07:26:34] platinuum [242/327] has come upon AngryParsley [479/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:13 is added to platinuum's clock.
[03/09/13 08:30:23] EugeneKay [218/387] has come upon AngryParsley [397/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:03 is added to EugeneKay's clock.
[03/10/13 07:08:07] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:00:20 from level 72.
[03/11/13 10:24:46] AngryParsley [413/500] has come upon Hydrogenum [697/874] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:17:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/12/13 01:18:00] bigjay, jbest, and AngryParsley [1185/1662] have team battled yano, Alfie, and Syloq [1507/2047] and lost! 0 days, 17:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/13 13:33:02] joshz [1/327] has challenged AngryParsley [86/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to joshz's clock.
[03/12/13 18:16:10] AngryParsley stole charitwo's level 52 shield while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 30 shield behind, which charitwo then takes.
[03/12/13 21:47:28] blind [217/785] has come upon AngryParsley [172/520] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:09:38 is removed from blind's clock.
[03/13/13 10:45:08] AngryParsley [18/520] has challenged charitwo [463/511] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:33:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/14/13 20:36:05] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:17:25 from level 72.
[03/14/13 23:53:58] AngryParsley [269/520] has challenged Quix0te [123/515] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:33:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/16/13 05:01:05] m0shbear [593/670] has challenged AngryParsley [215/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:29 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/16/13 06:17:39] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:41:04 towards level 72.
[03/16/13 21:06:10] RLabs, AngryParsley, and Yankee [299/1700] have team battled Ciphohs5, eyeofodin, and Killerkid [883/1380] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/13 11:08:12] AngryParsley [271/520] has challenged yond [184/748] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:55:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/18/13 16:17:02] Killerkid, blizgerg, and lipek [169/1861] have team battled Hans.Wurst, AngryParsley, and Gizmokid2005 [1087/1707] and lost! 2 days, 12:04:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/13 00:24:06] zbart, Ephur, Oxe, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/13 06:30:50] Jareeta [713/1005] has challenged AngryParsley [425/520] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:54:21 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[03/22/13 23:43:37] Myrtti [223/402] has challenged AngryParsley [252/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Myrtti's clock.
[03/22/13 23:51:54] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:59:04 towards level 72.
[03/24/13 01:45:07] AngryParsley stole Tsunami's level 47 pair of boots while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 38 pair of boots behind, which Tsunami then takes.
[03/24/13 02:47:52] talso [297/438] has challenged AngryParsley [155/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:13:29 is removed from talso's clock.
[03/24/13 02:47:52] In the fierce battle, AngryParsley dropped his level 46 charm! talso picks it up, tossing his old level 28 charm to AngryParsley.
[03/24/13 06:48:48] AngryParsley [281/512] has challenged geekboi [903/959] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:51:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/24/13 14:18:39] DryRoastedPeanut, Taffer, pekster, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/13 12:59:18] Raccoon [83/428] has challenged AngryParsley [363/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Raccoon's clock.
[03/26/13 11:02:28] AngryParsley [62/512] has challenged Charris [217/366] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:58:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/26/13 14:05:06] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:45 towards level 72.
[03/26/13 14:22:53] Jeran [5/253] has challenged AngryParsley [86/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Jeran's clock.
[03/26/13 18:58:25] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:27:55 is added to his clock.
[03/30/13 11:19:37] kgb [293/596] has come upon AngryParsley [44/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:40:35 is removed from kgb's clock.
[04/01/13 22:57:38] jack, AngryParsley, and Oxe [473/1274] have team battled amazing, dwfreed, and Mateusz [507/2365] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/13 07:08:26] AngryParsley broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:55:55 from level 72.
[04/02/13 21:47:31] AngryParsley [219/512] has challenged geekboi [3/959] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:22:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/03/13 22:23:58] EugeneKay, filinep, and Loreley [364/1209] have team battled AngryParsley, Str1ngS, and idisjunction [219/1788] and won! 0 days, 02:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 23:04:05] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:41:52 is added to his clock.
[04/04/13 00:54:25] zero_one [356/494] has challenged AngryParsley [250/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:55:16 is removed from zero_one's clock.
[04/04/13 05:55:43] Sheudecai [49/387] has challenged AngryParsley [256/512] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:45:11 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[04/04/13 12:02:29] avocado, Satoshi, and AngryParsley [1040/1964] have team battled Ephur, paysties, and Syloq [1316/2002] and lost! 1 day, 10:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/13 13:57:47] Osiux [11/582] has challenged AngryParsley [139/512] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:30:31 is added to Osiux's clock.
[04/04/13 16:33:48] jmaugue [4/467] has come upon AngryParsley [299/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:04:23 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[04/05/13 19:48:50] AngryParsley met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:33 from level 72.
[04/06/13 08:40:52] Jinivus, Iuz, and vegadark [784/1735] have team battled Charris, AngryParsley, and paysties [166/1473] and won! 0 days, 05:59:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/13 13:12:29] AngryParsley [278/512] has challenged RLabs [124/394] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:31:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/07/13 15:58:02] paysties, eg0, and AngryParsley [962/1169] have team battled Grim, Sparticus, and nikoJ [299/2278] and won! 0 days, 00:08:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/13 12:24:45] paysties [582/595] has challenged AngryParsley [85/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:43:42 is removed from paysties's clock.
[04/09/13 04:01:37] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:03:11 is added to his clock.
[04/09/13 10:30:33] AngryParsley [355/512] has challenged Jareeta [437/1005] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:39:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/09/13 23:14:50] ccx, Kabaka, and AngryParsley [134/1551] have team battled Myrtti, pekster, and dpk [402/1475] and lost! 1 day, 23:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/13 02:56:37] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:00:51 from level 72.
[04/10/13 13:50:00] Babar, AngryParsley, and suterismus [1994/2333] have team battled Trienish, Prometheus, and swhitt [341/1858] and won! 5 days, 08:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/13 14:03:41] SimonTam, lipek, and AngryParsley [1446/1476] have team battled Preaux, benonsoftware, and naori [1745/1795] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/13 14:38:05] AngryParsley [462/512] has challenged sbp [113/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:23:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/13 08:43:04] Sheudecai [206/387] has challenged AngryParsley [223/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:03 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[04/11/13 18:49:13] AngryParsley [444/512] has come upon m0shbear [316/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:48:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/13/13 02:05:27] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:43:25 from level 72.
[04/13/13 05:55:20] AngryParsley [301/512] has challenged tw [344/402] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:47:28 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/14/13 03:00:57] Sheudecai [116/389] has challenged AngryParsley [255/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:42:42 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[04/14/13 20:21:34] MetaNova [116/575] has come upon AngryParsley [363/512] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:25:45 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/14/13 21:05:40] AngryParsley [347/512] has challenged dwfreed [986/1053] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:09:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/15/13 03:07:21] avocado [450/665] has challenged AngryParsley [167/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:35:39 is removed from avocado's clock.
[04/16/13 14:51:46] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:53 towards level 72.
[04/17/13 07:25:36] "woo" [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [383/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to "woo"'s clock.
[04/17/13 11:09:43] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:53:25 is added to his clock.
[04/18/13 01:58:37] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:27 from level 72.
[04/18/13 13:30:41] vegadark [526/865] has challenged AngryParsley [404/518] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:57:15 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/19/13 03:34:44] AngryParsley [162/518] has challenged charitwo [122/499] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:19:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/20/13 09:37:02] AngryParsley [215/518] has come upon Grim [860/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:15:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/20/13 09:43:43] Reaper [516/848] has challenged AngryParsley [117/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:35 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[04/21/13 09:58:54] tw, Birdbones, and AngryParsley [829/1478] have team battled nikoJ, ryushe, and SpamMage [549/1825] and won! 0 days, 10:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/13 17:52:26] AngryParsley [362/518] has challenged dpk [477/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:23:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/22/13 04:23:23] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:56 towards level 72.
[04/22/13 09:44:09] rmbell.the.great, Quix0te, heqs, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/13 14:36:48] AngryParsley [449/518] has come upon kenyon [372/981] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:34:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/24/13 20:49:16] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:12:57 from level 72.
[04/25/13 04:15:30] zero_one [414/475] has challenged AngryParsley [415/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:32 is added to zero_one's clock.
[04/25/13 07:26:46] kgb [173/597] has come upon AngryParsley [321/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:09 is added to kgb's clock.
[04/26/13 00:30:32] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:11 from level 72.
[04/26/13 13:38:31] EugeneKay [365/388] has come upon AngryParsley [50/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:04 is removed from EugeneKay's clock.
[04/28/13 06:21:01] desspugne, AngryParsley, and io [161/1443] have team battled Glynix, blind, and kork [946/1393] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/13 15:39:08] Myrtti [445/496] has challenged AngryParsley [444/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:22:09 is removed from Myrtti's clock.
[04/29/13 01:32:36] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:05 is added to his clock.
[04/29/13 13:45:44] kgb, naori, and AngryParsley [449/1830] have team battled vrillusions, cirdan, and FFForever [2137/2231] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/13 21:34:12] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:23:57 is added to his clock.
[04/30/13 01:58:23] JoseeAntonioR [279/292] has challenged AngryParsley [337/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to JoseeAntonioR's clock.
[04/30/13 02:49:33] AngryParsley [396/518] has challenged sasaniak [199/734] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:04:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/13 09:30:35] iunruh, Syloq, and AbrahamLinksys [845/1710] have team battled AngryParsley, TauPan, and Beavis [632/1589] and won! 1 day, 10:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/13 19:32:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 17:39:23 toward level 72.
[05/04/13 16:49:33] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:05 towards level 72.
[05/04/13 20:52:58] Hewn [12/271] has challenged AngryParsley [291/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Hewn's clock.
[05/05/13 12:45:48] FFForever, tmberg, and kapitanluffy [444/1167] have team battled zero_one, ElectRo, and AngryParsley [407/2289] and won! 0 days, 00:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/13 16:38:18] AngryParsley [370/518] has challenged sjefen6 [38/506] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:04:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/13 15:44:35] Zett [583/593] has challenged AngryParsley [295/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:07:17 is removed from Zett's clock.
[05/06/13 15:44:35] Zett has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:31:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/07/13 15:09:56] noother, Sparticus, and zero_one [1556/2052] have team battled AngryParsley, amasawa, and ryushe [47/1480] and won! 0 days, 15:27:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/13 09:37:45] AngryParsley was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:01 from level 72.
[05/08/13 12:22:11] rasputo [128/423] has come upon AngryParsley [132/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:29:10 is added to rasputo's clock.
[05/09/13 04:18:32] AngryParsley [154/518] has come upon SeySayux [455/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/09/13 18:24:16] seek [119/765] has challenged AngryParsley [44/518] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from seek's clock.
[05/10/13 02:42:41] NN2k, tw, and vegadark [759/1731] have team battled AngryParsley, blind, and Pici [1883/2157] and lost! 1 day, 00:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/13 13:47:17] Preaux, AngryParsley, and brendan [264/1573] have team battled nikoJ, dpk, and RansomTime [650/1749] and lost! 1 day, 05:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/13 06:09:53] Darky [41/357] has challenged AngryParsley [377/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/12/13 08:10:16] truffles [382/613] has challenged AngryParsley [152/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:15:35 is removed from truffles's clock.
[05/13/13 07:34:52] AngryParsley [133/518] has challenged woonack [464/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/13 04:21:44] AngryParsley [37/518] has challenged naori [500/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/13 12:46:30] maybeHere [149/380] has challenged AngryParsley [25/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[05/16/13 06:06:27] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:04:16 is added to his clock.
[05/16/13 15:09:01] gipyelrah [367/881] has come upon AngryParsley [103/518] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:43:48 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[05/17/13 00:53:24] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:13 towards level 72.
[05/17/13 05:05:57] AngryParsley [486/518] has challenged elf [12/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/13 05:05:57] AngryParsley has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:23:40 is added to elf's clock.
[05/17/13 21:08:59] Myrtti [335/504] has challenged AngryParsley [498/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:34:08 is added to Myrtti's clock.
[05/18/13 21:53:42] blizgerg [44/814] has come upon AngryParsley [324/518] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:23:02 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/19/13 08:10:36] Weedle [230/396] has come upon AngryParsley [297/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:55 is added to Weedle's clock.
[05/19/13 12:43:59] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:28 towards level 72.
[05/21/13 08:50:55] pekster, Prometheus, and xmessenger [1489/1557] have team battled D4CH_RPi, AngryParsley, and cirdan [990/1942] and won! 0 days, 02:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/13 09:19:17] elf, AngryParsley, and BlastHardcheese [704/1436] have team battled xmessenger, neurospex, and ryushe [1128/1767] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/13 19:49:07] joshz [259/523] has challenged AngryParsley [398/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:01:53 is added to joshz's clock.
[05/25/13 22:53:28] AngryParsley, PriceChild, and Quix0te [461/1656] have team battled seek, elf, and ccx [336/1588] and won! 1 day, 10:17:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/13 04:39:59] AngryParsley, elf, and pekster [1101/1436] have team battled Scar3cr0w, NN2k, and bigjay [461/1303] and won! 0 days, 02:03:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/13 00:44:57] AngryParsley, slack, and DemosDemon [924/1466] have team battled SimonTam, Cenhinen, and Trienish [1278/1968] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/13 09:07:44] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:20 towards level 72.
[05/29/13 01:10:32] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:40 towards level 72.
[05/29/13 03:00:03] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:05 towards level 72.
[05/29/13 15:06:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 06:01:48 toward level 72.
[05/29/13 17:47:06] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:42:43 is added to his clock.
[05/30/13 11:32:02] Hakase [294/394] has come upon AngryParsley [516/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:50 is added to Hakase's clock.
[05/30/13 15:12:58] AngryParsley [319/525] has come upon rmbell.the.great [294/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:33:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/30/13 15:14:43] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:43 from level 72.
[05/31/13 07:17:40] AngryParsley [335/525] has challenged zero_one [465/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/31/13 10:18:20] AngryParsley [236/525] has challenged ChiefRA [414/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/01/13 09:25:50] JoseeAntonioR [54/336] has challenged AngryParsley [403/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:48 is added to JoseeAntonioR's clock.
[06/01/13 19:19:54] AngryParsley [12/525] has challenged Tenorman [552/715] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/02/13 14:05:22] Hans.Wurst, Sir_Lemming, and AngryParsley [1060/1229] have team battled Neal, Z6, and ironchew [64/1124] and won! 3 days, 21:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/13 14:02:19] BlastHardcheese, AngryParsley, and blizgerg [117/1888] have team battled lolwut, Eiam, and Grim [501/1767] and lost! 2 days, 23:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/13 03:33:37] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:21:58 from level 73.
[06/05/13 03:47:22] AngryParsley [368/525] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [949/999] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:46:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/05/13 10:35:33] Hewn, Transfusion, and naori [860/1648] have team battled AngryParsley, blizgerg, and Gerardon [1707/1920] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/13 13:26:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 7 days, 10:15:25 toward level 73.
[06/05/13 22:38:36] Lenny, AngryParsley, and ChiefRA [1037/2081] have team battled lolwut, kenyon, and Hakase [195/1769] and won! 0 days, 07:30:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/13 01:33:53] s1amson [371/380] has come upon AngryParsley [175/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:50:27 is removed from s1amson's clock.
[06/06/13 06:53:38] idleOne [303/695] has challenged AngryParsley [317/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:50 is added to idleOne's clock.
[06/06/13 10:32:16] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:04:03 towards level 73.
[06/06/13 18:56:20] Lenny [145/1011] has challenged AngryParsley [49/525] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:18:58 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[06/06/13 19:52:25] Hakase, pekster, and seisgatos [938/1308] have team battled kenyon, XJR-9, and AngryParsley [105/1930] and won! 0 days, 00:02:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/13 21:20:54] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 23:28:25 is added to his clock.
[06/07/13 14:11:18] Sheudecai, AngryParsley, and Wolf [1676/1830] have team battled Hakase, Cameron_D, and BachePorro [1088/1618] and won! 0 days, 16:27:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/13 04:16:17] allo [500/774] has come upon AngryParsley [456/525] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:41:07 is removed from allo's clock.
[06/08/13 07:34:29] rmbell.the.great, kork, and iViLe [808/1461] have team battled m0shbear, talso, and AngryParsley [726/1648] and won! 0 days, 18:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/13 05:02:01] AngryParsley [124/525] has come upon irix [174/320] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:23:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.

[06/10/13 08:00:54] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:41:44 towards level 73.
[06/10/13 16:07:03] Danthemandoo [15/327] has challenged AngryParsley [201/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[06/11/13 11:07:01] AngryParsley [443/525] has come upon Ephod [476/544] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:37:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/11/13 13:46:31] Zett [537/593] has challenged AngryParsley [66/525] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:44 is removed from Zett's clock.
[06/11/13 21:50:33] Neal [211/539] has challenged AngryParsley [232/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:26 is added to Neal's clock.
[06/12/13 08:02:26] slack, AbrahamLinksys, LordFella, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/13 14:59:50] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:15:22 towards level 73.
[06/13/13 08:45:16] keeper_c, AngryParsley, and m0shbear [1633/2507] have team battled wakeupscreaming, LordFella, and grooverider [1562/2342] and won! 3 days, 17:47:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/13 08:50:21] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:47:33 towards level 73.
[06/14/13 03:02:06] slack [132/363] has challenged AngryParsley [283/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:07:36 is added to slack's clock.
[06/14/13 06:21:27] argus, AngryParsley, and Nofew [1343/1535] have team battled Yankee, slack, and filinep [603/1715] and won! 0 days, 01:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 13:00:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 00:29:59 from level 73.
[06/14/13 18:57:54] XenGi [41/410] has challenged AngryParsley [498/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to XenGi's clock.
[06/15/13 03:18:43] AngryParsley [119/525] has come upon [dmp] [513/833] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:55:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/15/13 17:10:34] AngryParsley [73/525] has challenged MontyZuma [258/403] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:36:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/15/13 20:52:13] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:52:18 towards level 73.
[06/18/13 02:59:49] DarkSiL [242/490] has come upon AngryParsley [453/533] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:35:48 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[06/18/13 13:11:10] Furry, DarkSiL, and AngryParsley [664/1703] have team battled Sparticus, Smoovious, and Kabaka [161/2269] and won! 8 days, 00:14:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/13 23:27:43] Spazturtle [171/381] has challenged AngryParsley [441/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:49 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[06/21/13 11:04:57] nyislanders2121 [364/620] has challenged AngryParsley [202/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from nyislanders2121's clock.
[06/22/13 10:19:12] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:52:06 towards level 73.
[06/22/13 19:07:12] gladier [263/288] has challenged AngryParsley [333/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to gladier's clock.
[06/22/13 19:48:20] we6jbo, Pici, and AngryParsley [737/1704] have team battled Ziggilus, dwfreed, and argus [1515/2393] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/13 14:20:17] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:04:51 is added to his clock.
[06/23/13 19:40:30] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:51:49 from level 73.
[06/24/13 01:29:47] AngryParsley, Sparticus, and dpk [142/1951] have team battled Kabaka, argus, and Coveiro [1530/1664] and lost! 1 day, 07:20:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/13 02:06:05] Gerardon [235/744] has challenged AngryParsley [117/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:47:40 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[06/25/13 03:06:17] AngryParsley [381/533] has challenged blizgerg [330/814] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:13:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/28/13 05:36:06] Smoovious [337/781] has challenged AngryParsley [138/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:59:33 is removed from Smoovious's clock.
[06/28/13 05:36:06] Smoovious has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:35:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/28/13 11:12:28] AngryParsley, BlastHardcheese, and lipek [243/1729] have team battled jbroome, Kabaka, and allo [647/2078] and lost! 4 days, 04:01:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/13 12:13:02] sasaniak [554/737] has come upon AngryParsley [133/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:11:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/13 01:45:10] idleOne [461/831] has challenged AngryParsley [78/533] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:27:08 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[06/30/13 06:43:27] Weedle [129/458] has come upon AngryParsley [21/533] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:47 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[06/30/13 07:45:51] Tenorman, nyrednek, and NessaDoom [183/1178] have team battled pants, AngryParsley, and slack [93/1056] and won! 0 days, 00:32:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/13 05:30:38] AngryParsley [397/533] has come upon suiside [455/1288] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:15:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/02/13 18:04:55] pants [138/291] has challenged AngryParsley [301/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to pants's clock.
[07/02/13 19:31:33] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:48:05 towards level 73.
[07/03/13 05:33:12] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:21:16 towards level 73.
[07/04/13 01:59:42] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:05:25 towards level 73.
[07/04/13 23:15:23] gipyelrah [305/859] has challenged AngryParsley [245/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:43:45 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[07/06/13 00:03:31] AngryParsley [393/533] has challenged Jeran [338/411] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:27:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/06/13 11:43:22] NessaDoom [20/309] has challenged AngryParsley [168/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to NessaDoom's clock.
[07/08/13 07:09:47] MetaNova [84/506] has challenged AngryParsley [270/533] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:35 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/09/13 19:26:59] AngryParsley [11/533] has challenged tmberg [47/563] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:57:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/09/13 23:11:25] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:00:11 towards level 73.
[07/10/13 08:41:43] AngryParsley lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:55:11 from level 73.
[07/11/13 00:51:57] AngryParsley [106/533] has come upon Charris [34/370] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:45:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/12/13 00:44:47] TheMadHatter [4/139] has challenged AngryParsley [46/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[07/12/13 01:25:11] AngryParsley [45/533] has challenged truffles [271/614] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:43:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/12/13 10:01:30] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:48:44 towards level 73.
[07/15/13 06:30:58] zinya [0/4] has challenged AngryParsley [529/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to zinya's clock.
[07/15/13 07:14:52] dwfreed [877/1070] has come upon AngryParsley [519/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:11:32 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/18/13 06:58:20] AngryParsley [15/533] has challenged masklin [307/566] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:49:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/18/13 18:54:30] Pici [608/850] has challenged AngryParsley [208/533] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Pici's clock.
[07/20/13 09:38:02] AngryParsley [151/533] has come upon Pici [19/853] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:52:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/20/13 12:16:14] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:51:57 towards level 73.
[07/20/13 17:28:00] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:41:24 towards level 73.
[07/21/13 06:02:10] Mateusz, yond, and BachePorro [1385/1863] have team battled AngryParsley, pwned, and Weedle [134/1889] and won! 0 days, 05:31:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/13 11:21:17] AngryParsley [467/533] has challenged Cameron_D [576/968] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:55:19 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/23/13 00:49:57] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:24:26 towards level 73.
[07/23/13 03:17:40] lion [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [60/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to lion's clock.
[07/23/13 15:44:47] Munchington [1/13] has challenged AngryParsley [224/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Munchington's clock.
[07/23/13 18:39:09] brendan, talso, and gipyelrah [1400/1964] have team battled tmberg, AngryParsley, and AbrahamLinksys [1242/1724] and won! 0 days, 05:03:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/13 20:58:20] AngryParsley burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/13 01:35:28] Kabaka [84/586] has challenged AngryParsley [204/528] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:19:02 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[07/25/13 10:37:28] AngryParsley [16/528] has challenged nicko [83/811] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:55:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/25/13 11:09:06] FrakingChrist [5/32] has challenged AngryParsley [401/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to FrakingChrist's clock.
[07/25/13 17:50:41] Mateusz, nyislanders2121, and joshz [1786/1914] have team battled Wayneoween, AngryParsley, and Sir_Lemming [290/1211] and won! 0 days, 02:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/13 18:43:26] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:56:36 towards level 73.
[07/26/13 21:36:24] Satoshi [654/791] has come upon AngryParsley [176/528] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:54:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/28/13 09:05:52] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:34:42 towards level 73.
[07/30/13 20:07:01] AngryParsley [336/528] has challenged TheMadHatter [17/356] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:58:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/31/13 05:50:53] AngryParsley [282/528] has come upon m0shbear [286/693] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:00:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/31/13 13:10:58] AngryParsley [461/528] has challenged Zett [77/592] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:57:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/31/13 17:39:02] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:05:16 is added to his clock.
[08/01/13 20:37:05] gladier, ryushe, and RedW [809/1397] have team battled AngryParsley, rmbell.the.great, and lolwut [1441/1658] and lost! 0 days, 04:23:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/13 22:18:44] AngryParsley [255/528] has challenged vegadark [138/876] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:17:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/02/13 05:31:00] Lykos [52/124] has challenged AngryParsley [480/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Lykos's clock.
[08/02/13 18:21:57] RagingToner, pwned, and fonzie [441/1821] have team battled Lenny, AngryParsley, and nikoJ [93/2160] and won! 0 days, 05:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/13 20:57:01] euqrad [48/61] has challenged AngryParsley [379/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to euqrad's clock.
[08/03/13 21:09:00] AngryParsley [415/528] has come upon Ttech [798/1168] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:52:22 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/03/13 21:10:09] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:21:59 from level 73.
[08/04/13 07:22:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 23:16:37 from level 73.
[08/06/13 02:30:52] AngryParsley, addikt, and Ephod [1310/1502] have team battled pwned, lion, and Gerardon [1671/1900] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/13 16:50:57] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:45:36 from level 73.
[08/08/13 06:42:40] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:57:46 towards level 73.
[08/08/13 09:11:33] filinep [51/511] has challenged AngryParsley [312/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to filinep's clock.
[08/08/13 18:26:18] Babar [337/859] has come upon AngryParsley [253/528] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 14:47:51 is removed from Babar's clock.
[08/09/13 06:52:47] Ephod [399/666] has come upon AngryParsley [477/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:09:01 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/09/13 22:03:14] Cameron_D [600/963] has challenged AngryParsley [526/528] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:15:57 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/09/13 22:03:14] Cameron_D has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 11 days, 11:16:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/10/13 00:42:31] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:16:58 towards level 73.
[08/10/13 14:06:56] h00k [364/774] has challenged AngryParsley [308/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:10 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/11/13 00:38:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 14 days, 18:22:06 toward level 73.
[08/11/13 20:13:44] AngryParsley [413/528] has challenged m0shbear [50/708] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:16:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/13/13 00:57:58] master_j [35/38] has challenged AngryParsley [55/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to master_j's clock.
[08/14/13 08:44:50] Brutus [115/193] has challenged AngryParsley [424/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Brutus's clock.
[08/14/13 16:07:52] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:46:54 from level 73.
[08/14/13 21:30:37] joshz [375/633] has challenged AngryParsley [64/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:37:39 is removed from joshz's clock.
[08/16/13 08:41:39] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:57:51 towards level 73.
[08/17/13 04:28:13] charitwo, irix, and TheMadHatter [965/1306] have team battled idisjunction, AngryParsley, and Birdbones [96/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:59:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 07:44:02] bairyn [46/592] has challenged AngryParsley [141/528] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:04:05 is added to bairyn's clock.
[08/18/13 10:39:56] AngryParsley, Preaux, and AbrahamLinksys [73/1836] have team battled masklin, Wayneoween, and Reaper [175/1921] and lost! 0 days, 18:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 03:25:14] Yankee, jose, and AngryParsley [252/1664] have team battled dxrt, ChiefRA, and DemosDemon [1482/1989] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 17:25:32] iViLe, cirdan, and joshz [1539/2146] have team battled AngryParsley, pants, and woonack [1916/2132] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 23:33:52] CornFly [41/382] has challenged AngryParsley [508/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/21/13 10:45:34] slack, Unsub, h00k, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/13 14:11:53] AngryParsley [178/528] has come upon Spazturtle [398/450] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:11:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/24/13 01:56:00] sp1ga [449/485] has challenged AngryParsley [405/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from sp1ga's clock.
[08/24/13 14:24:15] grooverider [371/911] has challenged AngryParsley [173/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:27:54 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/26/13 01:01:10] AngryParsley [456/528] has come upon RedW [451/524] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:40:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/27/13 14:41:13] AngryParsley [266/528] has challenged D4CH_RPi [125/541] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:38:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/27/13 19:42:21] AngryParsley [422/528] has challenged argus [365/917] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:33:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/28/13 08:46:52] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:25:01 from level 73.
[08/28/13 10:44:35] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/13 19:29:11] AngryParsley [27/518] has come upon Unsub [219/592] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:37:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/29/13 16:25:19] Eren97 [148/342] has challenged AngryParsley [99/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from Eren97's clock.
[08/29/13 16:27:23] Kevin, Simie, and omni [203/924] have team battled LordFella, AngryParsley, and mnemon [98/1575] and won! 0 days, 00:07:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/13 23:54:50] AngryParsley [36/518] has challenged Avon [197/275] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:14:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/31/13 11:51:34] AngryParsley [512/518] has come upon addikt [212/347] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:34:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/31/13 22:44:11] Munchington [504/511] has challenged AngryParsley [177/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:47 is removed from Munchington's clock.
[09/02/13 04:22:58] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:44 towards level 73.
[09/02/13 08:48:50] AngryParsley, Charris, and yano [948/1740] have team battled seisgatos, Zett, and Babar [1159/1933] and lost! 0 days, 16:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/13 13:40:37] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:33:29 from level 73.
[09/02/13 19:33:41] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:07 towards level 73.
[09/02/13 20:20:28] SpamMage [76/705] has come upon AngryParsley [206/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:16:03 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[09/03/13 09:30:53] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:01 towards level 73.
[09/05/13 10:25:03] AngryParsley [76/518] has come upon pehden [549/594] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:12:23 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/06/13 12:37:16] suiside [520/1293] has challenged AngryParsley [120/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:36:25 is removed from suiside's clock.
[09/07/13 01:40:18] AngryParsley [189/518] has challenged swhitt [600/654] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:01:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/07/13 03:30:31] truffles [263/596] has come upon AngryParsley [242/518] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:02:27 is removed from truffles's clock.
[09/07/13 14:43:25] AngryParsley [343/518] has challenged Disori [164/368] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:36:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/13 12:48:42] AngryParsley [57/518] has challenged Babar [39/863] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:43:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/13 23:47:52] AngryParsley [345/518] has come upon Sir_Lemming [1/330] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:44:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/09/13 06:48:48] AngryParsley [195/518] has come upon Kinsmir [283/461] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:46:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/09/13 14:14:17] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:19 towards level 73.
[09/10/13 11:36:14] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:36:24 from level 73.
[09/10/13 18:00:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 18:03:37 from level 73.
[09/11/13 15:08:42] AngryParsley [446/518] has challenged DemosDemon [223/625] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:59:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/11/13 21:10:07] Quix0te [348/407] has challenged AngryParsley [458/518] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:49 is added to Quix0te's clock.
[09/12/13 01:11:01] swhitt [509/654] has challenged AngryParsley [261/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:40:41 is removed from swhitt's clock.
[09/13/13 05:37:12] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:30:03 towards level 73.
[09/13/13 11:32:05] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:17 towards level 73.
[09/14/13 21:26:54] AngryParsley [431/518] has challenged CornFly [174/428] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:33:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/15/13 02:28:03] AngryParsley [43/518] has challenged idleOne [530/846] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:37:26 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/15/13 03:28:17] ryushe [174/520] has challenged AngryParsley [156/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:03:09 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[09/17/13 12:38:39] kork [216/290] has challenged AngryParsley [92/518] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:00:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/17/13 23:40:52] AngryParsley [197/518] has challenged tmberg [433/571] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:18:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/18/13 08:55:15] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:53 towards level 73.
[09/18/13 09:13:13] AngryParsley [145/518] has come upon MontyZuma [480/545] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:55:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/19/13 14:53:19] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:21:42 from level 73.
[09/22/13 03:04:20] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:40 towards level 73.
[09/22/13 14:04:07] AngryParsley [142/518] has challenged Chenzw [238/377] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/22/13 15:35:07] joshz, kenyon, and Weedle [1027/2204] have team battled avocado, AngryParsley, and BlastHardcheese [628/1773] and won! 0 days, 06:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/13 12:19:59] Sir_Lemming, talso, BlastHardcheese, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/13 16:09:48] AngryParsley [472/518] has challenged Neal [469/613] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:36:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/23/13 16:09:48] In the fierce battle, Neal dropped his level 37 pair of gloves! AngryParsley picks it up, tossing his old level 29 pair of gloves to Neal.
[09/24/13 02:26:33] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/13 07:13:09] AngryParsley [335/516] has challenged Hydrogenum [617/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/24/13 11:57:05] kensington, TauPan, and pants [727/865] have team battled LordFella, Kevin, and AngryParsley [1440/1750] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/13 00:10:39] Koreth [29/256] has challenged AngryParsley [299/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Koreth's clock.
[09/28/13 09:14:51] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/13 16:03:22] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:18 towards level 73.
[10/01/13 12:54:00] fonzie [476/898] has challenged AngryParsley [131/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:25:22 is removed from fonzie's clock.
[10/01/13 23:17:03] AngryParsley stole Str1ngS's level 229 weapon while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 68 weapon behind, which Str1ngS then takes.
[10/02/13 16:23:40] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:32 towards level 73.
[10/04/13 14:58:57] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:03 towards level 73.
[10/06/13 08:44:57] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:48 towards level 73.
[10/07/13 03:24:10] AngryParsley [213/666] has challenged slack [355/470] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:01:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/07/13 08:25:17] AngryParsley [386/666] has challenged greycat [274/826] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:27:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/07/13 15:09:21] Koreth, MontyZuma, and Pici [1800/1886] have team battled LordFella, Str1ngS, and AngryParsley [38/1937] and won! 0 days, 06:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/13 16:26:07] AngryParsley [529/666] has come upon kapitanluffy [665/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/13 14:59:47] dwfreed, DemosDemon, and MMavipc [103/1571] have team battled Bombur, Plasmastar, and AngryParsley [1860/1976] and lost! 0 days, 16:35:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/13 15:32:40] gipyelrah [737/880] has challenged AngryParsley [663/666] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:28:17 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[10/09/13 18:03:24] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:21 towards level 73.
[10/10/13 00:53:33] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:17:32 is added to his clock.
[10/10/13 08:42:15] AngryParsley [357/666] has challenged numeral [145/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:26:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/10/13 09:55:53] D4CH_RPi [558/571] has come upon AngryParsley [434/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:08:45 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[10/10/13 13:49:12] ElectRo [829/1298] has come upon AngryParsley [308/666] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:58:07 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[10/10/13 19:44:56] Odd [97/398] has challenged AngryParsley [657/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:20 is added to Odd's clock.
[10/12/13 09:01:12] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:03:37 is added to his clock.
[10/14/13 00:06:04] pekster [456/467] has come upon AngryParsley [193/666] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:05:25 is removed from pekster's clock.
[10/15/13 14:24:55] AngryParsley [336/666] has come upon sartan [37/823] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:59:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/15/13 23:09:54] freeboson, nitzer, and AngryParsley [170/1487] have team battled Chenzw, greycat, and rasputo [207/1922] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/13 05:25:49] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:15 towards level 73.
[10/16/13 17:17:31] RedW [26/884] has challenged AngryParsley [200/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:14:35 is added to RedW's clock.
[10/17/13 08:12:22] Fogel [594/640] has come upon AngryParsley [504/666] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:40:41 is removed from Fogel's clock.
[10/18/13 03:25:23] AngryParsley [193/666] has challenged greycat [68/803] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:07:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/18/13 21:00:30] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:44 towards level 73.
[10/18/13 21:04:13] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:24 towards level 73.
[10/19/13 12:50:15] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:16 towards level 73.
[10/19/13 18:54:54] AngryParsley [434/666] has challenged ChiefRA [13/543] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:03:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/20/13 14:15:01] AngryParsley [53/666] has come upon dwfreed [210/411] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:05:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/22/13 15:27:41] dwfreed, AngryParsley, and Gerardon [1202/1853] have team battled seek, greycat, and sasaniak [1546/2292] and lost! 3 days, 00:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/13 21:41:17] AngryParsley [663/666] has come upon sjefen6 [311/484] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:13:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/23/13 08:25:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 20 days, 06:21:32 toward level 74.
[10/23/13 09:00:53] Bender [310/496] has challenged AngryParsley [503/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Bender's clock.
[10/23/13 18:56:05] Ascended [17/247] has challenged AngryParsley [262/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Ascended's clock.
[10/24/13 15:01:44] Scar3cr0w [406/428] has challenged AngryParsley [294/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:17 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[10/25/13 05:14:15] AngryParsley [620/666] has come upon Calinou [126/186] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:39:17 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/25/13 05:14:15] AngryParsley has dealt Calinou a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:17:01 is added to Calinou's clock.
[10/25/13 08:02:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 21:41:24 from level 74.
[10/25/13 16:07:31] ruan [451/574] has challenged AngryParsley [654/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:45:03 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/26/13 11:20:33] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:57:57 towards level 74.
[10/26/13 12:44:39] archlich [177/552] has challenged AngryParsley [406/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to archlich's clock.
[10/28/13 08:22:27] Cenhinen [164/744] has challenged AngryParsley [496/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:29:23 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[10/28/13 11:54:50] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 20:13:19 is added to his clock.
[10/31/13 15:50:20] Bokkie [119/276] has challenged AngryParsley [574/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[10/31/13 18:59:52] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:25:11 from level 74.
[11/01/13 01:17:51] Odd [206/433] has challenged AngryParsley [398/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Odd's clock.
[11/01/13 07:08:39] captyossarian [53/144] has challenged AngryParsley [12/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:01 is removed from captyossarian's clock.
[11/01/13 17:49:59] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:27:29 towards level 74.
[11/01/13 19:37:59] Dark-Fx, CFSworks, and preflex [371/1401] have team battled Zammo, Gerardon, and AngryParsley [194/1985] and won! 0 days, 11:30:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/13 02:37:59] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:54 towards level 74.
[11/02/13 03:49:58] argus [295/910] has challenged AngryParsley [225/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:15 is removed from argus's clock.
[11/02/13 10:53:17] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:24:40 towards level 74.
[11/02/13 16:52:36] AngryParsley [119/666] has come upon RedW [446/884] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:40:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/04/13 01:22:58] AngryParsley, suiside, and Sheudecai [788/2350] have team battled Ascended, Vostok, and zbart [8/1672] and won! 0 days, 11:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/13 21:05:46] keith [21/24] has challenged AngryParsley [598/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to keith's clock.
[11/06/13 02:52:31] AngryParsley [328/666] has come upon woonack [134/1219] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:58:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/08/13 15:04:39] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:48:24 towards level 74.
[11/09/13 20:10:31] Light [41/356] has challenged AngryParsley [528/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Light's clock.
[11/10/13 01:01:40] Birdbones, AngryParsley, and Koreth [1049/1953] have team battled Squid_Tamer, Unsub, and desspugne [442/1670] and won! 1 day, 01:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 03:09:33] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:28 towards level 74.
[11/10/13 04:14:42] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:53:36 is added to his clock.
[11/10/13 17:48:13] AngryParsley, seek, and Furry [188/2136] have team battled Danthemandoo, Prometheus, and Neal [70/1654] and won! 3 days, 20:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 14:27:15] vaetis [274/290] has come upon AngryParsley [779/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:01 is added to vaetis's clock.
[11/12/13 17:56:14] archlich [571/632] has come upon AngryParsley [190/877] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:06:34 is removed from archlich's clock.
[11/12/13 17:56:23] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:17:54 from level 74.
[11/12/13 19:31:30] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:49 towards level 74.
[11/12/13 23:53:15] Lenny [302/1080] has challenged AngryParsley [357/877] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:55:10 is added to Lenny's clock.
[11/13/13 19:06:32] AngryParsley [345/877] has come upon Bombur [206/918] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:23:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/13/13 20:41:22] Myrtti, AngryParsley, and DemosDemon [1765/2229] have team battled b4rti, Eiam, and DaJoker29 [350/1167] and won! 3 days, 07:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 23:08:41] AngryParsley, vrillusions, and Birdbones [103/2562] have team battled Bender, Simie, and Gizmokid2005 [2222/2235] and lost! 2 days, 15:04:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 20:04:28] dav1d [278/528] has challenged AngryParsley [570/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to dav1d's clock.
[11/18/13 06:29:50] AngryParsley [732/877] has come upon Sheudecai [146/396] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:57:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/18/13 18:27:24] AngryParsley [736/877] has challenged CornFly [9/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:56:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/19/13 05:52:32] Meetch_the_Bold [115/515] has challenged AngryParsley [363/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[11/21/13 02:20:43] FrodoTheHobbit [1/24] has challenged AngryParsley [694/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[11/21/13 10:36:19] avocado, digitaldonk, and ahmiq [1923/2295] have team battled yasdorian, Deny, and AngryParsley [329/2022] and won! 3 days, 22:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/13 20:07:06] AngryParsley [232/877] has come upon Chenzw [132/535] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:02:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/22/13 09:49:25] AngryParsley [261/877] has challenged argus [71/949] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:36:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/22/13 13:50:24] AngryParsley [275/877] has challenged Avon [185/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:10:09 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/23/13 02:45:57] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:10 towards level 74.
[11/23/13 19:22:48] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:05 towards level 74.
[11/23/13 20:38:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 11:15:48 toward level 74.
[11/26/13 05:11:47] AngryParsley [785/877] has challenged Darky [516/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/26/13 11:21:10] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:47 towards level 74.
[11/26/13 14:05:57] lolwut, Syloq, and junktext [838/1481] have team battled ahmiq, Darky, and AngryParsley [252/2193] and won! 0 days, 14:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 17:44:24] nikoJ [83/606] has come upon AngryParsley [419/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:32:00 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[11/26/13 21:15:54] AngryParsley [104/877] has challenged UndyingShadow [360/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:28 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/26/13 22:16:08] AngryParsley [868/877] has challenged Darky [151/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/28/13 05:43:57] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:13 towards level 74.
[11/30/13 19:28:26] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:28 towards level 74.
[11/30/13 20:07:29] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:20 towards level 74.
[12/01/13 15:40:25] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:54 towards level 74.
[12/01/13 18:36:53] Vostok [200/751] has come upon AngryParsley [327/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:27:28 is added to Vostok's clock.
[12/01/13 20:09:38] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:50 towards level 74.
[12/02/13 06:31:48] quantsini [181/241] has challenged AngryParsley [566/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to quantsini's clock.
[12/02/13 20:07:52] nexxy [239/359] has challenged AngryParsley [329/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to nexxy's clock.
[12/05/13 12:49:11] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:50 towards level 74.
[12/05/13 14:58:58] AngryParsley stole brimstone's level 53 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 37 pair of gloves behind, which brimstone then takes.
[12/05/13 17:29:53] MadHatter, TROGDOR, and c0de [503/865] have team battled digitaldonk, AngryParsley, and Flynn [1347/2006] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/13 19:10:16] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:53 towards level 74.
[12/06/13 03:11:43] Mustek [33/260] has challenged AngryParsley [324/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Mustek's clock.
[12/07/13 20:46:29] desspugne, bairyn, and Maru [1241/1668] have team battled Lenny, AngryParsley, and rmbell.the.great [705/2643] and won! 0 days, 02:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/13 00:07:07] ovf [152/183] has challenged AngryParsley [273/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to ovf's clock.
[12/08/13 01:22:56] AngryParsley [87/891] has challenged maybeHere [62/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/08/13 15:17:42] Binkley, suterismus, and AngryParsley [1114/2501] have team battled Simie, AbrahamLinksys, and lemuck [1091/1628] and won! 0 days, 08:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/13 19:34:49] TROGDOR [127/245] has come upon AngryParsley [759/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:34 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[12/10/13 08:23:25] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:52:43 is added to his clock.
[12/10/13 10:47:25] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:23 towards level 74.
[12/10/13 20:09:53] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:18 towards level 74.
[12/11/13 00:46:42] Lightstalker [75/346] has come upon AngryParsley [741/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:02:11 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[12/11/13 02:32:38] Virtual [33/248] has come upon AngryParsley [547/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:25 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/11/13 08:31:07] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:12 towards level 74.
[12/11/13 09:44:50] AngryParsley [5/891] has challenged sbp [739/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/11/13 14:18:28] TROGDOR [186/245] has challenged AngryParsley [401/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[12/11/13 15:03:36] MontyZuma [564/738] has challenged AngryParsley [783/891] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[12/11/13 23:05:48] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:56 towards level 74.
[12/12/13 20:14:23] STMelon [70/76] has challenged AngryParsley [463/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to STMelon's clock.
[12/14/13 23:55:57] Gerdesas, Sparticus, and ElectRo [405/2740] have team battled AngryParsley, Fluttershy, and Odd [414/1857] and lost! 2 days, 22:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/13 09:08:13] vrillusions [314/1050] has challenged AngryParsley [443/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:50:13 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[12/15/13 11:08:41] AngryParsley [705/891] has challenged csssuf [301/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:03:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/15/13 12:55:48] AngryParsley [725/891] has come upon AndroidVaan [149/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:32:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/17/13 18:42:32] AngryParsley [385/891] has come upon yasdorian [157/684] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:23:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/18/13 15:27:07] Satoshi [63/845] has come upon AngryParsley [428/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/18/13 20:17:40] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:45 towards level 74.
[12/19/13 01:35:36] AngryParsley, Killerkid, and AndroidVaan [838/1808] have team battled Jareeta, Avon, and mnemon [457/2020] and won! 0 days, 07:46:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/13 14:21:56] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:42 towards level 74.
[12/21/13 21:48:16] AngryParsley [847/891] has challenged STMelon [189/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/22/13 21:54:03] AngryParsley [530/891] has challenged vrillusions [809/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/25/13 17:17:31] mmhh [424/535] has come upon AngryParsley [567/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:12 is added to mmhh's clock.
[12/27/13 14:39:10] lunchdump, AxForest, and AngryParsley [949/1872] have team battled jmaugue, STMelon, and tmberg [110/1719] and won! 0 days, 08:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/13 18:22:16] freeboson [496/655] has challenged AngryParsley [400/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:21 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[12/28/13 15:32:52] AngryParsley [636/891] has come upon Wayneoween [406/612] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:04 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/28/13 16:51:46] PriceChild, Danthemandoo, and Kabaka [880/1538] have team battled AngryParsley, kork, and Satoshi [996/2011] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/13 23:58:57] ajhgfa [215/331] has come upon AngryParsley [733/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:48 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[12/29/13 13:27:46] AngryParsley [842/891] has come upon woonack [592/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:45:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/29/13 23:35:24] AngryParsley [312/891] has challenged GilbertErik [136/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:23:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/30/13 06:34:55] AngryParsley [9/891] has come upon Prometheus [565/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:07 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/30/13 10:38:03] AngryParsley [789/891] has challenged freeboson [582/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:01:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/30/13 18:49:39] Krenz [2/471] has challenged AngryParsley [24/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Krenz's clock.
[12/30/13 20:22:38] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:50:44 is added to his clock.
[12/31/13 02:21:40] AngryParsley [233/891] has come upon Mustek [88/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:12:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/01/14 00:08:47] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:44 towards level 74.
[01/03/14 00:59:17] AngryParsley [550/891] has challenged idisjunction [271/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/03/14 01:57:52] vim, seek, and Bokkie [567/1582] have team battled AngryParsley, sasaniak, and cirdan [1031/2397] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/14 21:09:47] AngryParsley [406/891] has challenged kenyon [759/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/06/14 05:17:16] AngryParsley [636/891] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [227/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/06/14 07:14:30] vrillusions, Tenorman, AngryParsley, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/14 01:42:40] AngryParsley [92/891] has challenged Croyd [215/407] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/08/14 03:41:11] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:09:20 towards level 75.
[01/08/14 08:34:53] Mustek [306/360] has challenged AngryParsley [402/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Mustek's clock.
[01/09/14 04:24:42] Satoshi [101/844] has come upon AngryParsley [254/891] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:40:04 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/14 09:35:44] charitwo [75/499] has challenged AngryParsley [399/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:46 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/09/14 09:49:43] AngryParsley, Bombur, and Zammo [2662/2670] have team battled Ulrich, Hester, and Birdbones [846/1283] and won! 4 days, 03:02:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/14 10:13:49] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:53:27 towards level 75.
[01/10/14 05:48:44] SpamMage, Mustek, and AngryParsley [170/1916] have team battled seisgatos, Killerkid, and Fogel [1123/1748] and lost! 0 days, 18:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/14 13:29:52] simple [157/273] has challenged AngryParsley [861/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to simple's clock.
[01/10/14 15:42:38] AngryParsley, Ulrich, and Kinsmir [1131/1837] have team battled ovf, Darky, and Krenz [1003/1481] and won! 0 days, 06:36:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 02:26:06] AngryParsley bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:33:06 from level 75.
[01/12/14 06:30:59] AngryParsley, lipek, and brendan [866/2449] have team battled archlich, Colty, and hoff [1468/1561] and lost! 6 days, 18:29:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/14 01:32:16] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:58:34 from level 75.
[01/19/14 03:44:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 54 days, 05:50:12 toward level 75.
[01/21/14 06:04:25] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:04 towards level 75.
[01/21/14 23:33:29] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:44:14 is added to his clock.
[01/22/14 00:20:45] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:44 towards level 75.
[01/23/14 18:02:12] AngryParsley [252/891] has challenged mnemon [129/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:55:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/23/14 23:55:10] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:49:27 is added to his clock.
[01/24/14 08:56:35] AngryParsley [468/891] has come upon lolwut [81/567] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:36:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/26/14 20:21:37] Hans.Wurst [684/731] has challenged AngryParsley [861/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:56 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[01/26/14 20:43:06] AngryParsley [724/891] has come upon RansomTime [9/590] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:01:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/28/14 16:38:27] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:52 towards level 75.
[01/29/14 05:58:07] Nomminus [233/269] has challenged AngryParsley [699/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Nomminus's clock.
[01/29/14 10:20:25] gipyelrah, Cliath, brendan, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/14 19:41:01] AngryParsley [150/892] has challenged mmhh [19/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:06:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/30/14 16:38:45] AngryParsley [412/892] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [948/998] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:21:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/31/14 00:48:46] Sheudecai [74/484] has challenged AngryParsley [653/892] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:33:40 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[01/31/14 21:30:30] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:20 towards level 75.
[02/01/14 13:52:41] AngryParsley [458/892] has come upon Kabaka [274/595] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:21:41 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/01/14 21:34:04] Zifre [18/61] has challenged AngryParsley [553/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Zifre's clock.
[02/04/14 21:19:14] lipek [139/712] has challenged AngryParsley [163/892] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:20:16 is added to lipek's clock.
[02/05/14 00:34:33] keeper_c, AngryParsley, and pwned [797/2949] have team battled Satoshi, kenyon, and gylgamesh [757/2650] and won! 2 days, 08:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 20:48:25] idleOne, Robocop, and Nathan [98/1589] have team battled nb_ff, Satoshi, and AngryParsley [1183/2326] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/14 07:45:41] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:10:00 from level 75.
[02/07/14 00:31:48] AngryParsley [92/892] has challenged h00k [652/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/07/14 07:33:29] AngryParsley [570/892] has challenged tsh [625/899] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:13:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/08/14 02:43:25] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:52:01 is added to his clock.
[02/09/14 01:24:15] ozatomic, AngryParsley, and CFSworks [1736/1865] have team battled ryushe, Cameron_D, and brentwalther [489/2374] and won! 0 days, 01:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/14 03:35:02] AngryParsley [156/892] has come upon Scar3cr0w [123/468] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:38:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/09/14 07:45:49] Xpktro [120/402] has challenged AngryParsley [423/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:06:56 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[02/10/14 04:56:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 5 days, 16:42:21 toward level 75.
[02/10/14 08:47:20] MartinBlank, nitzer, and ozatomic [887/1436] have team battled fester, AngryParsley, and idisjunction [1647/2191] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/14 14:32:15] Cysioland [37/116] has challenged AngryParsley [741/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[02/11/14 08:30:49] ryushe, Virtual, and AngryParsley [474/2542] have team battled yano, Daft, and Boohbah [1445/1705] and lost! 1 day, 11:44:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/14 08:59:35] Kinsmir, Cameron_D, and Birdbones [836/2209] have team battled Furry, AngryParsley, and ahmiq [1238/2208] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/14 13:06:51] archlich, AngryParsley, and Meistarin [707/1951] have team battled idisjunction, AbrahamLinksys, and Tiamat [666/1255] and won! 1 day, 16:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/14 02:10:01] Cenhinen [522/747] has challenged AngryParsley [757/892] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:42:50 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[02/13/14 05:17:06] kensington [320/449] has come upon AngryParsley [307/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from kensington's clock.
[02/15/14 02:23:07] UndyingShadow [405/506] has challenged AngryParsley [602/892] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:32:47 is added to UndyingShadow's clock.
[02/23/14 21:43:10] Eiam, AngryParsley, and Scar3cr0w [764/2026] have team battled Tiamat, Daft, and Cameron_D [428/1667] and won! 2 days, 01:50:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/14 13:20:02] Windy [86/230] has challenged AngryParsley [252/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Windy's clock.
[02/27/14 06:02:50] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:30 towards level 75.
[02/27/14 17:50:46] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:14:34 towards level 75.
[02/28/14 06:25:59] aarontc, kork, and Boohbah [888/1321] have team battled fester, AngryParsley, and kensington [1271/1925] and lost! 1 day, 01:37:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/14 02:33:01] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:24:01 from level 75.
[03/01/14 15:43:37] Kartoffelsuppe [294/316] has challenged AngryParsley [813/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/02/14 11:27:12] AngryParsley [500/892] has challenged irix [304/818] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:34:17 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/02/14 15:04:10] jose [264/908] has come upon AngryParsley [798/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:07 is added to jose's clock.
[03/02/14 21:39:04] MartinBlank, paysties, and Hans.Wurst [1665/2359] have team battled Shayanjm, AngryParsley, and Fede [672/1351] and won! 1 day, 02:01:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/14 00:09:12] grooverider [410/931] has challenged AngryParsley [284/892] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/03/14 03:18:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 10 days, 09:27:08 toward level 75.
[03/03/14 06:08:57] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:02:32 from level 75.
[03/03/14 07:32:07] AngryParsley [99/892] has challenged c0de [202/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:21:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/04/14 11:18:38] Fede [165/266] has challenged AngryParsley [328/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Fede's clock.
[03/07/14 11:34:30] yawgmoth [3/209] has come upon AngryParsley [96/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:35 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/08/14 00:25:08] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:45:04 from level 75.
[03/08/14 05:40:25] Simie [248/822] has come upon AngryParsley [520/892] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:35:11 is added to Simie's clock.
[03/09/14 00:03:00] mthw, AngryParsley, and Eksarion [285/1914] have team battled noother, RedW, and Plasmastar [1273/2159] and lost! 0 days, 16:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/14 00:11:34] idisjunction [460/487] has challenged AngryParsley [768/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:34:27 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/10/14 10:50:23] AngryParsley [172/892] has come upon master_j [232/425] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:12:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/10/14 13:59:03] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:08:22 towards level 75.
[03/12/14 01:18:25] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:09:57 from level 75.
[03/12/14 15:14:32] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:35:36 from level 75.
[03/14/14 02:41:18] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:16 from level 75.
[03/14/14 05:13:35] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:25:13 is added to his clock.
[03/17/14 13:57:53] AngryParsley [55/892] has challenged vectr0n [90/395] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:44:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/18/14 06:04:27] Darky [142/564] has come upon AngryParsley [681/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/18/14 11:59:47] Jens [157/363] has come upon AngryParsley [40/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:26:57 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/18/14 15:49:35] Majak [249/341] has come upon AngryParsley [875/892] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:01:00 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/18/14 16:10:16] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:26:30 towards level 75.
[03/18/14 20:41:48] Xpktro [190/413] has come upon AngryParsley [604/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:50:38 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[03/19/14 08:09:16] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/14 02:55:15] AngryParsley stole gylgamesh's level 55 charm while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 29 charm behind, which gylgamesh then takes.
[03/21/14 02:20:08] AbrahamLinksys [38/507] has challenged AngryParsley [708/936] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:07:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/21/14 23:32:26] arachnist, Sir_Lemming, and IdleMaster [444/1302] have team battled AngryParsley, kenyon, and Disori [349/2349] and won! 0 days, 00:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 19:19:56] rasputo, Darky, and rmbell.the.great [765/2357] have team battled AngryParsley, Jolgard, and Simie [171/2029] and won! 2 days, 12:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/14 18:36:41] bigjay [409/744] has challenged AngryParsley [900/936] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:08:29 is added to bigjay's clock.
[03/24/14 07:40:08] vegadark [278/409] has challenged AngryParsley [801/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:38:05 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/24/14 21:21:23] dan [1/221] has challenged AngryParsley [432/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to dan's clock.
[03/25/14 02:29:54] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 22:09:05 is added to his clock.
[03/26/14 05:51:58] Sheudecai [282/462] has challenged AngryParsley [39/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:04:42 is removed from Sheudecai's clock.
[03/26/14 19:12:11] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:33:45 from level 75.
[03/27/14 17:41:54] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:50:58 towards level 75.
[03/30/14 08:07:04] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:16:54 towards level 75.
[03/30/14 09:24:04] felipe [248/596] has challenged AngryParsley [912/936] in combat and lost! 13 days, 17:18:09 is added to felipe's clock.
[03/30/14 22:47:53] AngryParsley [890/936] has come upon B100 [99/304] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:10:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/01/14 10:20:17] IdleMaster, dxrt, and Gizmokid2005 [154/2274] have team battled AngryParsley, Wayneoween, and CornFly [1251/2003] and lost! 1 day, 15:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/14 14:28:13] gylgamesh, archlich, and AngryParsley [26/2071] have team battled jca, idleOne, and m0shbear [911/1886] and lost! 0 days, 10:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/14 09:56:47] AngryParsley left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/14 00:10:36] AngryParsley [811/912] has challenged Lenny [362/1092] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:40:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/08/14 02:42:32] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:57 towards level 75.
[04/08/14 04:35:37] AngryParsley [839/912] has challenged Stoertebeker [123/291] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:21:09 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/08/14 13:43:05] Tiamat [50/328] has challenged AngryParsley [141/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:38 is added to Tiamat's clock.
[04/08/14 16:54:11] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:34:55 from level 75.
[04/09/14 01:33:49] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:01:17 from level 75.
[04/10/14 02:45:05] irix, gideonstar, AngryParsley, and desspugne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/14 16:19:01] LordFella, unicoder, and allo [909/2141] have team battled AngryParsley, Darky, and Str1ngS [1643/1846] and lost! 0 days, 07:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/14 07:11:50] AngryParsley [817/912] has come upon Furry [338/539] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:09:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/14 23:09:35] AngryParsley [726/912] has come upon tiwake [583/925] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/12/14 05:27:06] AngryParsley [554/912] has challenged Doctor [421/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/12/14 12:39:40] digitaldonk, kork, and Somefellow [793/1242] have team battled AngryParsley, Devrim, and kenyon [2226/2500] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/14 03:28:33] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:47 towards level 75.
[04/13/14 10:19:01] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:54 from level 75.
[04/13/14 15:34:25] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:24 towards level 75.
[04/13/14 20:48:31] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:08 towards level 75.
[04/14/14 23:10:22] AngryParsley stole gylgamesh's level 61 helm while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 55 helm behind, which gylgamesh then takes.
[04/15/14 17:43:38] Zammo [259/628] has challenged AngryParsley [467/918] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to Zammo's clock.
[04/15/14 19:48:50] AngryParsley [813/918] has challenged XJR-9 [31/692] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/16/14 01:47:09] Chenzw, MontyZuma, yano, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/14 02:52:43] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:20 towards level 75.
[04/16/14 07:50:10] agrajag [38/294] has challenged AngryParsley [674/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to agrajag's clock.
[04/16/14 10:35:33] Braque [100/156] has challenged AngryParsley [226/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Braque's clock.
[04/16/14 11:58:58] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:43 from level 75.
[04/17/14 04:33:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 02:13:50 toward level 75.
[04/17/14 12:27:55] AngryParsley [693/918] has challenged MetaNova [526/551] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/18/14 02:02:34] AngryParsley [528/918] has challenged rasputo [933/1081] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:17:17 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/18/14 03:08:40] Godisme [631/958] has challenged AngryParsley [207/918] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from Godisme's clock.
[04/19/14 05:09:22] AngryParsley [854/918] has challenged dxrt [305/823] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:20:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/20/14 10:16:44] AngryParsley [453/918] has challenged Sweetie [153/330] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:02:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/20/14 19:14:56] karma [6/7] has challenged AngryParsley [573/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to karma's clock.
[04/21/14 06:22:25] Braque [197/270] has challenged AngryParsley [463/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Braque's clock.
[04/21/14 06:40:51] AngryParsley [670/918] has come upon Jareeta [25/992] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:02:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/22/14 09:15:10] IoP [132/287] has challenged AngryParsley [724/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to IoP's clock.
[04/22/14 20:30:23] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:45 towards level 76.
[04/23/14 09:31:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 20 days, 05:07:34 toward level 76.
[04/23/14 12:36:07] AngryParsley [697/918] has challenged TROGDOR [81/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:32:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/24/14 19:21:09] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:18 towards level 76.
[04/25/14 00:05:10] AngryParsley, aucg, and lipek [762/2522] have team battled Scar3cr0w, suterismus, and Adar [205/2602] and won! 0 days, 15:37:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/14 10:05:22] brendan [37/412] has come upon AngryParsley [296/918] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:22:23 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/25/14 14:06:12] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:07 towards level 76.
[04/26/14 01:00:25] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:00 towards level 76.
[04/27/14 21:03:49] AngryParsley [695/918] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [296/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:04:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/14 00:44:05] Flynn, XenGi, and RedW [2479/2487] have team battled freeboson, AngryParsley, and tsh [1716/2725] and won! 0 days, 04:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/14 07:12:47] AngryParsley [526/918] has challenged IoP [21/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:21:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/01/14 07:21:19] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:16 from level 76.
[05/01/14 08:13:33] IdleMaster, TROGDOR, and Ninji [1063/1102] have team battled ahmiq, AngryParsley, and noother [1293/2712] and lost! 0 days, 06:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/14 05:29:34] Meistarin, AbrahamLinksys, and AngryParsley [1559/2236] have team battled Furry, Flynn, and Ulrich [344/1436] and won! 0 days, 06:58:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/14 11:17:02] vegadark [384/503] has come upon AngryParsley [461/918] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:20:58 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/03/14 03:14:32] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:18 towards level 76.
[05/04/14 04:54:53] AngryParsley, mthw, and agrajag [433/1929] have team battled naori, Majak, and brendan [1191/1440] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/14 11:46:11] kenyon [901/1011] has challenged AngryParsley [201/918] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:56:04 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/05/14 07:38:45] AngryParsley [402/918] has come upon Valkor [224/899] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/14 07:00:11] AngryParsley [230/918] has challenged Boohbah [232/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/08/14 00:13:32] AngryParsley [467/918] has come upon zid [114/234] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/08/14 09:59:34] naw [43/362] has challenged AngryParsley [501/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to naw's clock.

[05/10/14 09:43:25] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:07 towards level 76.
[05/10/14 16:29:51] Barry [44/538] has challenged AngryParsley [237/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:13:28 is added to Barry's clock.
[05/11/14 03:44:33] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:11 towards level 76.
[05/12/14 01:25:30] kensington [391/456] has come upon AngryParsley [565/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:49 is added to kensington's clock.
[05/12/14 22:46:57] AngryParsley [380/918] has challenged Str1ngS [249/363] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/14 04:49:02] AngryParsley [562/918] has come upon iridis_discurro [79/611] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:48:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/14 04:49:02] AngryParsley has dealt iridis_discurro a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:41:42 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[05/14/14 12:17:33] rmbell.the.great, jose, and AngryParsley [721/2558] have team battled felipe, dxrt, and nitzer [1118/1924] and lost! 5 days, 00:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 05:25:04] dxrt, Pranker, and Kabaka [1286/1891] have team battled irix, AngryParsley, and RedW [575/2568] and won! 0 days, 07:14:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/14 13:32:10] AngryParsley burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/15/14 15:34:05] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:12 from level 77.
[05/15/14 20:34:02] AngryParsley [124/913] has come upon Gyran [202/264] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:25:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/14 18:20:18] AngryParsley [788/913] has challenged clonak [64/399] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:42:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/20/14 10:39:36] AngryParsley [441/913] has challenged prime [362/435] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:33:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/20/14 12:51:33] Frogging101 [4/43] has challenged AngryParsley [154/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[05/20/14 17:40:14] MadHatter [8/458] has come upon AngryParsley [456/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:14 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/21/14 04:45:06] AngryParsley [732/913] has challenged Devrim [402/524] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:37:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/22/14 07:36:08] blockh34d [88/261] has challenged AngryParsley [168/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to blockh34d's clock.
[05/22/14 16:28:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 31 days, 00:33:49 toward level 77.
[05/23/14 07:25:25] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:12 towards level 77.
[05/24/14 15:00:18] sbp, Pici, and Polytrophic [1199/2005] have team battled droogie, Lenny, and AngryParsley [669/2599] and won! 0 days, 22:25:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 21:24:58] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:52:49 from level 77.
[05/24/14 23:05:50] paklido [143/286] has challenged AngryParsley [534/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to paklido's clock.
[05/26/14 11:48:19] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:59 towards level 77.
[05/26/14 21:43:51] AngryParsley [609/913] has come upon aucg [96/695] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:00:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/27/14 02:30:45] AngryParsley lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:13:42 from level 77.
[05/28/14 01:30:05] desspugne [507/945] has come upon AngryParsley [848/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:04 is added to desspugne's clock.
[05/28/14 04:37:43] droogie, AngryParsley, and prime [1319/1982] have team battled Weedle, idleOne, and Vargink [1042/1947] and won! 0 days, 08:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/14 05:35:52] dxrt [660/823] has challenged AngryParsley [41/913] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:50:49 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[05/28/14 08:43:38] AngryParsley stole ChiefRA's level 92 amulet while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 83 amulet behind, which ChiefRA then takes.
[05/29/14 19:22:54] ajhgfa [443/459] has come upon AngryParsley [212/921] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:15:50 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[05/30/14 16:08:50] eterared [257/328] has challenged AngryParsley [432/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to eterared's clock.
[05/31/14 02:59:37] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:05:47 from level 77.
[05/31/14 15:39:55] Gunther [180/270] has challenged AngryParsley [76/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from Gunther's clock.
[05/31/14 18:07:20] yasdorian, AngryParsley, and gipyelrah [1106/2482] have team battled Mikaela, SchrodingersScat, and Ardetus [561/1522] and won! 2 days, 08:46:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/14 06:49:34] Fluttershy [44/54] has challenged AngryParsley [93/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/24/14 15:46:04] Trondby [84/101] has challenged AngryParsley [353/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Trondby's clock.
[07/27/14 03:26:37] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:40:25 is added to his clock.
[07/27/14 04:28:11] Trondby [224/244] has challenged AngryParsley [422/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Trondby's clock.
[07/27/14 07:59:17] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:37 towards level 77.
[07/27/14 16:57:32] Simie [327/850] has challenged AngryParsley [807/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Simie's clock.
[07/27/14 22:21:53] Vegitha, RedW, and AngryParsley [1032/2026] have team battled woonack, clonak, and yasdorian [438/1789] and won! 0 days, 00:39:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/14 15:25:10] AngryParsley, arachnist, and discopig [908/1909] have team battled zid, garthog, and gideonstar [971/1341] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/14 12:51:06] heatbrr [12/15] has challenged AngryParsley [354/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to heatbrr's clock.
[07/30/14 23:33:34] Boohbah [91/407] has challenged AngryParsley [873/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:56:13 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[07/31/14 02:57:19] Boohbah, Sir_Lemming, and idisjunction [519/1691] have team battled AngryParsley, zid, and MetaNova [931/1882] and lost! 2 days, 23:46:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/14 07:55:32] Mateusz, DemosDemon, and droogie [1788/1989] have team battled IdleMaster, AngryParsley, and G33KY [1649/1802] and won! 0 days, 14:21:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/14 15:06:17] noother [127/1051] has come upon AngryParsley [204/921] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:09:01 is added to noother's clock.
[08/01/14 16:25:46] Wayneoween, SchrodingersScat, and seek [598/2044] have team battled irix, AngryParsley, and Revi [984/2068] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/14 01:03:25] bl4ckscor3 [58/220] has challenged AngryParsley [606/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/03/14 04:18:09] AngryParsley [836/921] has come upon dwfreed [190/435] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:36:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/03/14 04:54:36] AngryParsley [189/921] has challenged irix [690/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:01:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/04/14 18:04:40] AngryParsley [680/921] has challenged brimstone [290/346] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:19:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/05/14 08:08:29] AngryParsley [673/921] has challenged themilkboy [167/246] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:14:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/06/14 05:14:28] AngryParsley [106/921] has challenged filinep [239/388] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:40:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/07/14 10:22:36] AngryParsley [25/921] has challenged archlich [457/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:38:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/08/14 19:08:30] DeletedTwice [401/494] has challenged AngryParsley [661/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to DeletedTwice's clock.
[08/09/14 10:40:51] kensington, yano, and Pici [298/2176] have team battled adamus1red, AngryParsley, and TheRub [151/2106] and won! 0 days, 12:26:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/14 13:57:37] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:44:14 from level 77.
[08/10/14 21:54:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 11 days, 18:53:22 toward level 77.
[08/12/14 03:40:52] a1291762 [49/609] has come upon AngryParsley [623/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:18 is added to a1291762's clock.
[08/12/14 03:53:28] AngryParsley [724/921] has challenged Adar [409/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:20:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/12/14 15:56:57] AngryParsley [474/921] has challenged Alfie [115/528] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:51:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/12/14 18:47:07] AngryParsley [869/921] has come upon idleOne [572/908] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/13/14 06:07:59] abrkn [321/344] has challenged AngryParsley [347/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to abrkn's clock.
[08/13/14 18:32:31] pipework [2/33] has challenged AngryParsley [32/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to pipework's clock.
[08/14/14 13:10:16] Adar [424/522] has challenged AngryParsley [670/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:40:37 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/14/14 14:29:21] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:41 towards level 77.
[08/15/14 04:42:51] Fluttershy [136/171] has challenged AngryParsley [833/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/15/14 17:46:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 2 days, 14:47:32 toward level 77.
[08/16/14 01:20:45] honkybonky [288/641] has challenged AngryParsley [177/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:05:46 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[08/16/14 02:20:59] irix [281/853] has challenged AngryParsley [412/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:18:48 is added to irix's clock.
[08/16/14 03:21:14] prattmic [322/680] has challenged AngryParsley [195/921] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:50:54 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[08/16/14 03:21:14] In the fierce battle, AngryParsley dropped his level 102 tunic! prattmic picks it up, tossing his old level 91 tunic to AngryParsley.
[08/16/14 05:46:37] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:24:43 from level 77.
[08/19/14 09:19:06] AngryParsley [271/911] has challenged honkybonky [308/641] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/19/14 15:32:10] Daeke [203/288] has challenged AngryParsley [386/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Daeke's clock.
[08/19/14 16:21:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 12:35:01 toward level 77.
[08/19/14 18:40:06] AngryParsley [135/911] has come upon ColonelPanic001 [148/206] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:48:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/19/14 20:38:47] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:47:06 towards level 77.
[08/20/14 10:48:18] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:19 towards level 77.
[08/21/14 10:49:17] AngryParsley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:24:57 from level 77.
[08/22/14 01:35:24] AngryParsley [564/911] has challenged vegadark [184/508] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:48:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/22/14 01:38:52] Agent86 [57/74] has challenged AngryParsley [791/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/22/14 02:11:03] gipyelrah, AngryParsley, and Nullestia [182/2106] have team battled TheRub, dindinx, and yasdorian [874/1502] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/14 10:54:46] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:05:04 towards level 77.
[08/22/14 16:18:07] AngryParsley [869/911] has come upon dxrt [153/823] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:27:41 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/22/14 20:17:03] cxz, dindinx, and simple [612/1286] have team battled AngryParsley, idleOne, and dxrt [2014/2642] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/14 08:13:25] AngryParsley [897/911] has come upon jmaugue [183/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:45:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/23/14 08:56:48] gravis [146/354] has challenged AngryParsley [126/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:35 is removed from gravis's clock.
[08/23/14 08:56:48] gravis has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:13:09 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/23/14 18:34:53] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:44 towards level 77.
[08/24/14 18:52:58] Plasmastar [11/462] has challenged AngryParsley [515/911] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:57:01 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[08/25/14 05:56:04] AngryParsley [835/911] has challenged Hydrogenum [789/1004] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:56:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/14 11:41:46] AngryParsley [224/911] has come upon Jareeta [482/920] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:33:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/14 13:58:27] AngryParsley [531/911] has challenged Chenzw [426/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:10:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/14 16:39:06] AngryParsley [54/911] has come upon ShadowE989 [251/297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:54:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/26/14 01:30:13] thoughtless [221/245] has challenged AngryParsley [513/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to thoughtless's clock.
[08/26/14 09:40:44] Circles [12/358] has challenged AngryParsley [77/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Circles's clock.
[08/26/14 13:05:18] AngryParsley [114/911] has challenged Lenny [1014/1092] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:26:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/26/14 18:22:42] AngryParsley, brentwalther, discopig, and G33KY have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/14 13:14:30] digitaldonk [980/1026] has challenged AngryParsley [193/911] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:04:58 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[08/28/14 02:18:05] AngryParsley [878/911] has challenged Tronsha [155/391] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:16:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/28/14 02:58:52] Fluttershy [187/354] has challenged AngryParsley [210/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/28/14 04:18:38] PiotrekD [220/650] has challenged AngryParsley [374/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:26:20 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[08/29/14 01:41:03] Diesel [188/389] has come upon AngryParsley [0/911] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:47:51 is removed from Diesel's clock.
[08/29/14 10:30:17] m0shbear [577/724] has challenged AngryParsley [290/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:55:43 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[08/29/14 12:45:31] thoughtless, yano, and AngryParsley [119/2287] have team battled zbart, PersonalJ, and paklido [1313/1438] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/14 03:43:01] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:29:42 towards level 77.
[08/30/14 08:50:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 20:24:38 from level 77.
[08/30/14 12:38:13] AngryParsley [232/911] has challenged Plasmastar [350/462] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:25:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/31/14 07:38:50] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:45:03 towards level 77.
[08/31/14 14:17:42] AngryParsley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:01:02 from level 77.
[09/01/14 03:37:42] Klaudioh [167/320] has come upon AngryParsley [626/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:20 is added to Klaudioh's clock.
[09/01/14 08:46:00] rmbell.the.great [402/733] has come upon AngryParsley [352/911] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:38:07 is removed from rmbell.the.great's clock.
[09/02/14 18:53:50] dyreshark [300/331] has challenged AngryParsley [440/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to dyreshark's clock.
[09/03/14 22:09:47] AngryParsley [601/911] has challenged Charris [376/389] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:34:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/04/14 19:28:32] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:11:55 towards level 77.
[09/05/14 05:26:14] eva42, AngryParsley, and Boohbah [820/1713] have team battled Diesel, discopig, and m0shbear [296/1534] and won! 0 days, 11:41:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/14 14:50:47] Virtual [102/1114] has challenged AngryParsley [686/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:42:30 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/06/14 17:55:32] AngryParsley [575/911] has come upon TauPan [233/352] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:30:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/07/14 00:22:16] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:06:16 is added to his clock.
[09/08/14 15:59:32] nickware, G33KY, and Nathan [958/1521] have team battled Kabaka, zinya, and AngryParsley [619/2063] and won! 0 days, 01:10:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/14 12:10:26] AngryParsley [865/911] has come upon XJR-9 [411/678] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:23:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/10/14 07:26:09] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:36:54 is added to his clock.
[09/10/14 19:07:40] clonak, charitwo, and AngryParsley [63/1845] have team battled Fluttershy, brentwalther, and AKBlindy [291/1715] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/14 02:08:03] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:02 towards level 77.
[09/11/14 23:18:53] cam [56/244] has challenged AngryParsley [250/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to cam's clock.
[09/12/14 08:57:29] AngryParsley left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/14 16:10:26] Tenorman, pekster, and Babar [1824/2146] have team battled AngryParsley, Trondby, and pfoley [1856/2172] and lost! 2 days, 10:40:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/14 09:33:15] yond [335/849] has come upon AngryParsley [442/891] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:05:16 is added to yond's clock.
[09/13/14 10:55:32] ShadowE989, AngryParsley, and kapherine [427/1503] have team battled r00f, Kartoffelsuppe, and bigjay [1158/1440] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/14 13:14:24] Darky, Cypher, and gipyelrah [334/2077] have team battled AngryParsley, discopig, and Lenny [122/2299] and won! 0 days, 09:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/14 17:39:17] FrodoTheHobbit, noother, and Agent86 [2036/2177] have team battled argus, AngryParsley, and TapTap [384/1868] and won! 0 days, 09:17:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/14 07:51:10] CFSworks, dindinx, and filinep [877/1652] have team battled aarontc, yond, and AngryParsley [1114/2336] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/14 18:39:59] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:05 towards level 77.
[09/15/14 20:40:44] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:32:16 towards level 77.
[09/16/14 06:02:10] AngryParsley [169/891] has challenged Furry [391/532] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:08:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/16/14 20:05:35] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:53:25 towards level 77.
[09/17/14 17:34:28] nfsnobody, Frogging101, and ajhgfa [47/1161] have team battled eva42, Virtual, and AngryParsley [1827/2395] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 10:36:06] AngryParsley [686/891] has come upon dwfreed [54/456] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:30:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/18/14 12:27:58] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:30:45 from level 77.
[09/18/14 14:26:03] digitaldonk, argus, and AngryParsley [948/2703] have team battled Sir_Lemming, simple, and phy1729 [552/1314] and won! 0 days, 13:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/14 17:03:12] AngryParsley left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/14 18:02:15] Meistarin, VonGuard, and yano [1582/2193] have team battled AngryParsley, brentwalther, and Charris [1957/2124] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 19:58:28] honkybonky, AngryParsley, and kork [1364/1765] have team battled jeaye, advocatus, and greycat [564/1772] and won! 0 days, 09:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/14 16:13:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 16:27:58 from level 77.
[09/19/14 18:53:56] AngryParsley, FenrirWolf, and Quix0te [1320/1528] have team battled TauPan, Revi, and Babar [1099/1691] and won! 0 days, 00:45:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/14 01:30:31] yano [923/1023] has challenged AngryParsley [625/872] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:33:48 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/20/14 16:34:41] AngryParsley [821/872] has challenged lipek [122/1008] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:11:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/21/14 04:43:26] tinpusher, r00f, and dwfreed [413/1171] have team battled Troxa, IdleMaster, and AngryParsley [1134/1634] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/14 09:39:13] AngryParsley [350/872] has challenged gipyelrah [502/911] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:27:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/22/14 02:43:52] AngryParsley [478/872] has challenged brian448 [231/233] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:01:09 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/22/14 07:35:46] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 11:24:15 is added to his clock.
[09/24/14 08:17:14] Flynn, AKBlindy, and pixelate [378/1527] have team battled Plasmastar, AngryParsley, and cxz [385/1735] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/14 20:23:59] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:03:47 towards level 77.
[09/26/14 07:49:39] ElectRo [1088/1296] has come upon AngryParsley [587/872] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:49 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[09/26/14 11:31:09] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:10:08 is added to his clock.
[09/27/14 01:27:23] spillere [407/474] has come upon AngryParsley [769/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:09:20 is added to spillere's clock.
[09/27/14 16:05:43] AngryParsley [443/872] has come upon Cysioland [331/338] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:25:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/27/14 18:24:18] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:55:09 towards level 77.
[09/28/14 19:34:28] digitaldonk [510/1026] has challenged AngryParsley [657/872] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:23:04 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[09/28/14 22:08:08] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:19:07 from level 77.
[09/28/14 23:08:21] arachnist [556/593] has come upon AngryParsley [333/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:51:02 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[09/30/14 15:47:22] AngryParsley [443/872] has challenged Virtual [139/1114] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:49:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/30/14 19:48:32] AngryParsley [207/872] has challenged fattrat [74/353] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:24:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/20/15 02:53:59] shandor [285/636] has come upon AngryParsley [365/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:54:23 is added to shandor's clock.
[01/20/15 03:12:28] AngryParsley [293/872] has come upon LordH [396/435] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:17:45 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/20/15 14:12:12] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:07:50 is added to his clock.
[01/21/15 01:30:06] blizgerg [445/937] has come upon AngryParsley [518/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:26:31 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[01/21/15 12:35:08] XJR-9 [664/726] has challenged AngryParsley [300/872] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:59:40 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[01/26/15 06:06:37] NightExcessive [426/558] has challenged AngryParsley [599/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:54 is added to NightExcessive's clock.
[01/26/15 17:41:02] droogie [533/844] has come upon AngryParsley [201/872] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:05:30 is removed from droogie's clock.
[01/27/15 08:13:50] kaplejon [426/491] has challenged AngryParsley [312/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:50 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[01/29/15 16:26:25] Misza [196/496] has come upon AngryParsley [114/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:19:58 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/30/15 03:08:58] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:03:29 from level 77.
[01/30/15 04:38:18] desspugne [841/998] has come upon AngryParsley [543/872] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:47:50 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[01/30/15 12:45:57] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:21:43 towards level 77.
[01/30/15 14:25:59] Kinsmir [100/587] has challenged AngryParsley [522/872] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:24:57 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[01/30/15 21:12:25] XenGi, Str1ngS, AngryParsley, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/15 12:34:40] Flynn [35/826] has challenged AngryParsley [821/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:22:40 is added to Flynn's clock.
[01/31/15 12:38:23] AngryParsley [751/872] has come upon honkybonky [519/696] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:03:09 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/31/15 21:51:38] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:43 towards level 77.
[02/02/15 04:15:21] damyan [36/355] has challenged AngryParsley [148/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/03/15 02:19:03] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:19:18 is added to his clock.
[02/03/15 10:41:22] SubWolf [134/251] has challenged AngryParsley [59/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:35 is removed from SubWolf's clock.
[02/04/15 03:24:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 14 days, 13:44:59 toward level 77.
[02/04/15 04:43:50] renopt [13/288] has challenged AngryParsley [179/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to renopt's clock.
[02/04/15 20:07:23] AngryParsley [198/872] has challenged dwfreed [50/537] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:11:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/05/15 13:08:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 10 days, 07:07:30 toward level 77.
[02/06/15 22:24:29] AngryParsley [92/872] has challenged Soappy [444/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:34:22 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/07/15 21:31:35] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:20 towards level 77.
[02/08/15 12:37:20] AngryParsley [71/872] has challenged iViLe [592/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/09/15 00:13:25] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:47:35 is added to his clock.
[02/10/15 08:20:40] AngryParsley [377/872] has come upon Gunther [192/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:02:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/11/15 00:57:45] AngryParsley [171/890] has challenged brendan [106/751] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:40:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/12/15 01:06:01] Doctor [144/859] has challenged AngryParsley [605/890] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:43:57 is added to Doctor's clock.
[02/12/15 05:16:21] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:39 towards level 77.
[02/13/15 00:55:50] AdNauseaum [87/152] has challenged AngryParsley [323/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to AdNauseaum's clock.
[02/13/15 19:03:20] AngryParsley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AngryParsley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/15 01:50:53] Gatewayy [13/38] has challenged AngryParsley [757/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[02/18/15 09:29:34] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:48 towards level 77.
[02/18/15 23:40:25] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:25:58 towards level 77.
[02/19/15 17:08:02] AngryParsley [722/881] has challenged Gunther [46/716] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/15 21:48:24] sjefen6, godog, and AngryParsley [265/1813] have team battled MadHatter, desspugne, and L235 [1557/1933] and lost! 2 days, 06:37:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/15 22:16:41] AbrahamLinksys, AngryParsley, and Revi [1039/2095] have team battled bl4ckscor3, pipework, and sasaniak [859/1586] and won! 2 days, 17:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 23:02:34] Crazycatlady [235/304] has challenged AngryParsley [253/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/20/15 18:16:32] sjefen6 [337/402] has challenged AngryParsley [525/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:29:22 is added to sjefen6's clock.

[02/24/15 16:44:06] pants, AngryParsley, Andries, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/15 19:49:55] gipyelrah [5/942] has challenged AngryParsley [322/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:27:26 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[02/25/15 08:03:17] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:34 from level 77.
[02/25/15 14:59:30] Asara [36/48] has challenged AngryParsley [208/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Asara's clock.
[02/26/15 12:03:57] AKBlindy [274/606] has challenged AngryParsley [585/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:33:56 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[02/27/15 11:12:05] AngryParsley [420/881] has challenged soltys [166/477] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:20:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/27/15 16:02:55] AngryParsley, pants, and MontyZuma [866/2208] have team battled aucg, Sir_Lemming, and ProgramMax [688/1560] and won! 2 days, 00:07:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/15 07:10:40] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:44:25 from level 77.
[02/28/15 18:51:34] discopig, AngryParsley, and vegadark [195/1731] have team battled gravis, zouave, and NightExcessive [644/1433] and lost! 0 days, 07:46:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/15 04:03:11] AngryParsley, aucg, Budzogan, and TheMadHatter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/15 06:30:05] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:42:14 is added to his clock.
[03/01/15 12:33:22] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:22 towards level 77.
[03/02/15 04:39:39] AngryParsley [655/881] has come upon Gunther [358/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:43:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/04/15 22:35:59] woonack, AngryParsley, and Sprort [368/2015] have team battled sasaniak, ganja, and Krenz [1338/1963] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/15 04:14:40] csssuf [96/699] has come upon AngryParsley [680/881] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:09:52 is added to csssuf's clock.
[03/06/15 03:59:17] AngryParsley [455/881] has challenged Tenorman [562/869] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/07/15 18:21:24] Sixbierehomme [266/714] has challenged AngryParsley [540/881] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:45:12 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[03/08/15 03:24:10] AngryParsley [253/881] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [276/1011] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:17:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/08/15 12:17:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 37 days, 16:47:50 toward level 78.
[03/09/15 02:32:07] AngryParsley [632/881] has challenged pfoley [240/677] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:53:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/10/15 11:05:52] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:19:47 towards level 78.
[03/10/15 12:19:16] SpamMage, dxrt, and vegadark [296/2028] have team battled AngryParsley, Tartarus, and Cenhinen [1691/1796] and lost! 2 days, 13:26:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/15 13:24:32] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:59:13 from level 78.
[03/10/15 18:34:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 21 days, 10:42:51 toward level 78.
[03/11/15 04:27:12] ElectRo, r00f, and Kinsmir [449/2415] have team battled ProgramMax, shandor, and AngryParsley [130/1937] and won! 1 day, 04:30:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/15 21:44:21] ruan, AngryParsley, and JustAPerson [432/1742] have team battled sjefen6, kenyon, and ElectRo [2329/2977] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/15 21:41:04] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:39:25 is added to his clock.
[03/18/15 01:04:10] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:22:08 from level 78.
[03/19/15 05:56:59] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:26 towards level 78.
[03/19/15 10:13:05] CornFly, AngryParsley, and tiwake [887/2285] have team battled Agent86, FrodoTheHobbit, and sasaniak [618/2235] and won! 1 day, 18:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/15 12:59:13] AngryParsley [469/881] has challenged Shayanjm [117/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:14:04 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/19/15 12:59:13] AngryParsley has dealt Shayanjm a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:10:13 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[03/19/15 17:04:55] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:49:36 from level 78.
[03/20/15 06:21:15] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:44 towards level 78.
[03/20/15 07:05:21] damyan [375/412] has challenged AngryParsley [611/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:55:53 is added to damyan's clock.
[03/20/15 22:52:50] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:06:35 is added to his clock.
[03/21/15 06:13:18] AngryParsley [242/881] has challenged paramourne [17/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:44:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/21/15 06:37:38] droogie [156/845] has come upon AngryParsley [279/881] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:21:29 is added to droogie's clock.
[03/23/15 11:41:06] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:27 from level 78.
[03/23/15 19:09:18] AngryParsley [358/881] has come upon Str1ngS [303/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:09:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/24/15 02:11:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 23:27:56 from level 78.
[03/25/15 21:21:37] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:27 towards level 78.
[03/26/15 08:55:51] mmhh [486/621] has challenged AngryParsley [100/881] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:32:28 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[03/28/15 14:16:51] AngryParsley [63/881] has challenged pants [309/432] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:06:07 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/28/15 14:57:06] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:00:52 from level 78.
[03/29/15 02:56:59] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:42:58 is added to his clock.
[03/29/15 06:45:43] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:29:07 towards level 78.
[04/01/15 00:47:38] XJR-9 [75/694] has challenged AngryParsley [264/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:38 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[04/01/15 09:25:14] AngryParsley [727/881] has come upon nfsnobody [101/622] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:15:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/01/15 19:21:45] Boomie [52/65] has challenged AngryParsley [837/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to Boomie's clock.
[04/02/15 16:18:17] AngryParsley, Frogging101, and bl4ckscor3 [552/2113] have team battled Alric`, Satoshi, and Simie [1212/2046] and lost! 2 days, 14:21:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/15 22:13:33] AngryParsley [214/881] has come upon Brainiac [205/381] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:25:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/02/15 22:23:27] jsrn_of_the_naps [35/333] has come upon AngryParsley [542/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:08 is added to jsrn_of_the_naps's clock.
[04/03/15 20:02:48] SamanosukeAkechi [196/197] has challenged AngryParsley [203/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to SamanosukeAkechi's clock.
[04/03/15 23:00:49] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:24 towards level 78.
[04/04/15 23:05:24] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:31 towards level 78.
[04/06/15 05:33:55] AngryParsley [621/881] has challenged Asara [126/412] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:24:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/07/15 10:41:53] CaBz [82/97] has challenged AngryParsley [297/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to CaBz's clock.
[04/08/15 15:46:22] Mateusz, Cysioland, and identd [1197/2161] have team battled Adar, pantyshot, and AngryParsley [1163/1798] and won! 0 days, 08:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/15 12:03:21] AngryParsley [821/881] has challenged discopig [339/453] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:18:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/09/15 12:05:22] benoliver999 [8/24] has challenged AngryParsley [664/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to benoliver999's clock.
[04/10/15 01:04:04] SL0P3 [9/17] has challenged AngryParsley [831/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to SL0P3's clock.
[04/10/15 02:32:14] amdavies [3/96] has challenged AngryParsley [524/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to amdavies's clock.
[04/10/15 13:12:49] prime [433/595] has challenged AngryParsley [722/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:06:01 is added to prime's clock.
[04/10/15 16:22:46] AngryParsley, eva42, soltys, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/15 18:26:35] AngryParsley [137/881] has challenged Kinsmir [236/622] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:08:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/12/15 23:03:31] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:04 towards level 78.
[04/13/15 10:45:30] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:49:23 is added to his clock.
[04/14/15 12:20:48] Brom, Flynn, and SirMonkeybox [924/2207] have team battled AngryParsley, tmberg, and Agent86 [1854/2427] and lost! 1 day, 02:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/15 20:51:37] AngryParsley was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:31:48 from level 78.
[04/15/15 12:07:50] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:22 towards level 78.
[04/16/15 19:50:04] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:38 towards level 78.
[04/16/15 21:26:19] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:00:07 is added to his clock.
[04/18/15 00:55:48] JustAPerson [165/386] has challenged AngryParsley [700/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[04/18/15 06:42:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 01:46:37 toward level 78.
[04/18/15 12:36:35] AngryParsley [712/881] has come upon arlen [334/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:23:17 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/18/15 19:14:40] Verdaniss [161/268] has challenged AngryParsley [875/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Verdaniss's clock.
[04/19/15 01:13:09] AngryParsley, davidfg4, sjefen6, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/15 07:31:26] ruan [508/634] has challenged AngryParsley [92/881] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:28:53 is removed from ruan's clock.
[04/19/15 10:04:30] tmberg [366/900] has come upon AngryParsley [528/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:29 is added to tmberg's clock.
[04/19/15 19:58:14] reim, cbob, and SirMonkeybox [2/1419] have team battled idisjunction, yasdorian, and AngryParsley [35/2541] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/15 21:53:12] SpamMage, aucg, and pipework [880/1719] have team battled AngryParsley, allo, and a1291762 [1531/2147] and lost! 0 days, 07:05:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/15 02:21:57] Cygnix [101/325] has challenged AngryParsley [156/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Cygnix's clock.
[04/20/15 03:43:40] Zanoab [246/523] has come upon AngryParsley [780/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:47 is added to Zanoab's clock.
[04/20/15 10:26:49] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/15 19:27:59] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:22 towards level 78.
[04/22/15 12:58:49] godog, Spaceninja, and AngryParsley [1124/1494] have team battled yano, lipek, and sedrik [2174/2444] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/15 18:53:39] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:47 towards level 78.
[04/24/15 00:07:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 15:33:01 toward level 78.
[04/24/15 01:56:33] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:03:04 is added to his clock.
[04/25/15 08:37:18] AngryParsley [825/897] has come upon LordH [233/821] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/25/15 20:42:15] AngryParsley [525/897] has challenged Syloq [190/311] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/25/15 22:28:23] AngryParsley, Adar, and sasaniak [382/2278] have team battled pixelate, MetaNova, and Doctor [1784/2088] and lost! 1 day, 06:55:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/15 23:06:34] Andries [90/477] has come upon AngryParsley [712/897] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:50:21 is added to Andries's clock.

[04/27/15 11:12:28] fwilson [24/360] has challenged AngryParsley [817/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to fwilson's clock.
[04/28/15 06:07:42] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:08:12 towards level 79.
[04/30/15 06:07:38] AngryParsley [250/897] has come upon ChasedSpade [260/552] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:00:49 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/30/15 20:38:46] AngryParsley [607/897] has come upon sbp [567/661] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:05:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/15 00:01:06] sjums_the_great, AngryParsley, Misza, and spaceCore have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/15 12:58:03] luistt [117/134] has challenged AngryParsley [343/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to luistt's clock.
[05/02/15 15:43:58] TimWolla [115/234] has challenged AngryParsley [662/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/03/15 02:03:57] G33KY, AngryParsley, and a1291762 [2225/2320] have team battled zouave, Panick, and woonack [823/1685] and won! 3 days, 21:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/15 14:57:00] ChasedSpade [332/595] has challenged AngryParsley [11/897] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:07:11 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[05/03/15 23:36:51] allo [441/559] has challenged AngryParsley [71/897] in combat and won! 20 days, 08:12:33 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/04/15 02:38:00] Hydrogenum [168/986] has challenged AngryParsley [473/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:56:16 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[05/04/15 22:38:55] NolanRaSinjaria [233/419] has challenged AngryParsley [520/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[05/05/15 14:16:42] Lowbow [307/322] has come upon AngryParsley [615/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:58:19 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[05/05/15 20:53:43] NezumiRyu [398/449] has challenged AngryParsley [639/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:06:07 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[05/06/15 08:20:48] mthw, LordH, and AngryParsley [816/2286] have team battled talso, droogie, and roguesith [232/1969] and won! 0 days, 18:54:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/15 08:48:21] AngryParsley stole Andries's level 74 ring while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 61 ring behind, which Andries then takes.
[05/06/15 23:59:10] jenksy [19/428] has come upon AngryParsley [893/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:43:54 is added to jenksy's clock.
[05/07/15 13:09:09] AngryParsley [679/909] has challenged h00k [313/894] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:55:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/07/15 13:09:09] AngryParsley has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:13:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/07/15 22:34:00] abra0, spaceCore, and Fluttershy [791/1586] have team battled greycat, dindinx, and AngryParsley [2249/2315] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/15 13:50:10] ludjer [11/32] has challenged AngryParsley [781/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to ludjer's clock.
[05/08/15 20:22:11] HeavyPodda [2/9] has challenged AngryParsley [665/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/09/15 04:23:40] AngryParsley [767/909] has challenged sasaniak [144/670] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:40:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/09/15 06:30:48] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:53:15 from level 79.
[05/09/15 20:26:15] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:18 from level 79.
[05/10/15 13:01:23] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:36:06 towards level 79.
[05/11/15 21:07:37] ifsp [206/221] has come upon AngryParsley [841/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:00 is added to ifsp's clock.
[05/12/15 07:34:04] AngryParsley [886/909] has come upon XenGi [377/906] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:20:32 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/12/15 14:19:29] SlowRiot, Cypher, and nitzer [970/2495] have team battled Mateusz, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [481/1982] and won! 0 days, 00:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/15 01:24:02] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:26:30 from level 79.
[05/13/15 04:16:26] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:47 towards level 79.
[05/13/15 06:18:52] etamind [112/239] has challenged AngryParsley [813/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to etamind's clock.
[05/14/15 03:42:53] AngryParsley left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/15/15 14:14:36] AngryParsley [325/891] has come upon reim [323/452] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:31:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/15 03:36:55] AngryParsley [460/891] has come upon sbp [435/664] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:53:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/15 12:24:06] AngryParsley reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/15 22:34:27] zid, aucg, and Panick [1481/1869] have team battled SlowRiot, Totengeist, and AngryParsley [1697/2666] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 02:59:21] ludjer, Soappy, and Virtual [2360/2561] have team battled AngryParsley, charitwo, and Kyree [767/1872] and won! 0 days, 05:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 00:22:28] clearcasting [236/509] has challenged AngryParsley [323/895] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:24:59 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[05/19/15 01:31:26] darkmage [456/457] has challenged AngryParsley [306/895] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/19/15 18:37:04] Moogly [273/308] has challenged AngryParsley [46/895] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from Moogly's clock.
[05/20/15 09:44:46] AngryParsley [403/895] has come upon prattmic [774/776] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:57:27 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/20/15 20:44:28] AngryParsley, damyan, and TimWolla [937/2206] have team battled roguesith, ifsp, and tmberg [1517/1639] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/15 22:46:55] Brainiac [412/589] has challenged AngryParsley [654/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/21/15 22:47:07] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:09:13 from level 79.
[05/22/15 20:54:38] AngryParsley [4/895] has challenged NolanRaSinjaria [158/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:46:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/24/15 03:03:21] Virtual [1001/1126] has come upon AngryParsley [497/895] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:43:54 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/24/15 03:05:07] XenGi [604/906] has challenged AngryParsley [865/895] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:36:22 is added to XenGi's clock.
[05/24/15 11:10:28] Plasmastar [122/404] has come upon AngryParsley [313/895] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:44:31 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/24/15 20:11:06] AngryParsley [703/895] has challenged abra0 [482/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:39:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/25/15 01:12:53] AngryParsley [27/895] has challenged vegadark [469/534] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:30:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/26/15 09:35:28] AngryParsley [623/895] has come upon SchrodingersScat [309/385] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:12:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/26/15 13:51:35] AngryParsley [814/895] has come upon gravis [462/591] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:59:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/28/15 02:06:01] aucg, Plasmastar, and AngryParsley [1044/1969] have team battled discopig, pipework, and Lenny [1848/1971] and lost! 2 days, 01:59:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 19:19:17] AngryParsley [195/895] has come upon Lenny [668/1062] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:41:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/30/15 23:31:37] iLP [97/317] has challenged AngryParsley [636/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to iLP's clock.
[05/31/15 05:05:37] Charris [78/402] has come upon AngryParsley [13/895] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:15:02 is removed from Charris's clock.
[05/31/15 16:09:18] AngryParsley [362/895] has challenged ElectRo [941/1226] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:29:22 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/31/15 16:54:45] Ramsey [317/405] has challenged AngryParsley [876/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[06/02/15 15:26:06] AngryParsley [817/895] has challenged elf [136/855] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:10:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/02/15 22:59:39] AngryParsley [221/895] has come upon honkybonky [660/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:48:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/03/15 06:08:21] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:15 from level 79.
[06/03/15 18:35:49] CornFly [550/714] has challenged AngryParsley [7/895] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:37:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/03/15 19:36:08] AngryParsley [174/895] has challenged Egypt [336/402] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:00:54 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/04/15 04:45:22] Rarity [174/882] has come upon AngryParsley [417/895] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:13:55 is added to Rarity's clock.
[06/04/15 19:44:43] strugart [75/714] has challenged AngryParsley [659/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:56 is added to strugart's clock.
[06/04/15 21:16:18] pants, EkimmI, AngryParsley, and SirNeo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/15 12:17:48] Mirc0p [258/346] has come upon AngryParsley [243/895] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:38:36 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[06/05/15 12:17:48] Mirc0p has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 4 days, 09:32:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/05/15 23:32:32] AngryParsley reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/15 22:07:21] gipyelrah [461/1000] has come upon AngryParsley [634/900] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:35:40 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[06/08/15 00:15:26] charitwo [351/509] has come upon AngryParsley [603/900] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 10:17:40 is added to charitwo's clock.
[06/08/15 03:53:37] mthw [451/676] has challenged AngryParsley [764/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:23 is added to mthw's clock.
[06/08/15 03:57:11] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:53 towards level 79.
[06/10/15 02:23:22] ryushe [864/929] has come upon AngryParsley [638/900] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:55:24 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[06/10/15 13:48:43] gravis, AngryParsley, and ludjer [1685/1907] have team battled likcoras, PiotrekD, and Rossimo [4/1695] and won! 0 days, 12:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/15 17:39:46] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:42 from level 79.
[06/12/15 20:32:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 9 days, 01:42:24 toward level 79.
[06/13/15 21:40:06] AngryParsley [839/900] has challenged darkmage [460/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/14/15 11:04:02] AngryParsley broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:46 from level 79.
[06/14/15 21:31:06] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:45 from level 79.
[06/15/15 17:31:06] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/15 23:13:06] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:30 towards level 79.
[06/17/15 19:11:34] Fluttershy [321/816] has challenged AngryParsley [355/889] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:18:56 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/18/15 10:36:06] PiotrekD, AngryParsley, and arlen [1211/2259] have team battled MadHatter, EkimmI, and sjums_the_great [915/1303] and won! 1 day, 15:27:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/15 11:55:18] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:30 from level 79.
[06/18/15 20:59:40] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:04:30 is added to his clock.
[06/19/15 16:06:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 02:31:29 toward level 79.
[06/20/15 06:43:36] csssuf, andrewhuntley, and mthw [122/1863] have team battled AngryParsley, a1291762, and woonack [528/2394] and lost! 1 day, 05:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/15 15:01:10] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:03 from level 79.
[06/22/15 00:23:16] AngryParsley [642/889] has challenged Fluttershy [753/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/22/15 13:05:58] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:58:30 is added to his clock.
[06/22/15 15:09:20] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:36:04 towards level 79.
[06/22/15 22:23:50] iLP [238/400] has come upon AngryParsley [211/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:38 is removed from iLP's clock.
[06/24/15 05:39:41] AngryParsley [375/889] has challenged pants [186/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:50:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/25/15 08:28:25] jenksy [193/590] has come upon AngryParsley [383/889] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:44:16 is added to jenksy's clock.
[06/25/15 23:38:35] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:30:10 towards level 79.
[06/27/15 03:43:12] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:47:52 is added to his clock.
[06/27/15 05:52:16] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:14:29 from level 79.
[06/27/15 06:34:32] XenGi, RBecker, and AngryParsley [1795/2215] have team battled keepermurf, pants, and discopig [657/1495] and won! 4 days, 02:25:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/15 11:08:39] pfoley, Flynn, and rharwood [813/2341] have team battled NezumiRyu, Sixbierehomme, and AngryParsley [480/2177] and won! 0 days, 04:28:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 05:13:18] Nayru, yano, and SchrodingersScat [927/1572] have team battled grant050, Gaius, and AngryParsley [613/1588] and won! 0 days, 20:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 18:17:34] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:38 towards level 79.
[06/29/15 10:28:04] damyan, AngryParsley, and filinep [31/2080] have team battled Brainiac, keepermurf, and Gaius [1061/1489] and lost! 2 days, 20:26:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/15 15:25:37] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:23:10 is added to his clock.
[06/30/15 08:40:19] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:10:13 from level 79.
[07/01/15 14:40:24] Birdbones [593/935] has come upon AngryParsley [549/889] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:25:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/02/15 01:39:20] AngryParsley [866/884] has challenged mthw [451/656] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:07:09 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/02/15 04:44:41] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:05:49 from level 79.
[07/03/15 14:53:14] pants [105/454] has challenged AngryParsley [443/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:51:20 is added to pants's clock.
[07/04/15 22:25:55] dxrt, SchrodingersScat, and strugart [1643/2050] have team battled plaller, modulus, and AngryParsley [340/1516] and won! 1 day, 14:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 14:14:07] Killerkid, sjefen6, and Gaius [1330/1359] have team battled Danthemandoo, Boohbah, and AngryParsley [788/1839] and won! 0 days, 12:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 07:49:04] Haru [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [384/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Haru's clock.
[07/08/15 10:22:08] Totengeist [613/838] has challenged AngryParsley [727/884] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[07/09/15 12:41:31] AngryParsley [342/884] has challenged Trozz [3/298] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:23:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/09/15 14:34:01] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:13:01 is added to his clock.
[07/09/15 18:56:36] likcoras [73/633] has challenged AngryParsley [178/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to likcoras's clock.
[07/11/15 08:20:01] AngryParsley [881/884] has challenged Flynn [172/880] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:14:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/11/15 13:21:44] AngryParsley [169/884] has challenged damyan [442/747] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:06:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/11/15 17:23:04] greycat [252/866] has challenged AngryParsley [145/884] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:05:20 is removed from greycat's clock.
[07/12/15 22:54:49] lipek [268/1119] has come upon AngryParsley [235/884] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:59:55 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/14/15 19:02:27] AngryParsley [237/884] has come upon gazarsgo [236/603] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:22:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/15/15 02:53:27] AngryParsley [380/884] has challenged reveal [54/297] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:00:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/15/15 18:19:21] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:51 towards level 79.
[07/15/15 18:20:10] Nuve, Misza, and Sixbierehomme [1808/1955] have team battled antium, noother, and AngryParsley [1473/2151] and won! 0 days, 12:13:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 20:13:26] CornFly [69/989] has come upon AngryParsley [452/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:03:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/18/15 01:19:54] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:11 towards level 79.
[07/18/15 17:27:16] pixelate, AngryParsley, Killerkid, and lipek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/15 03:47:41] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:31:46 from level 79.
[07/20/15 03:40:50] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:07:36 from level 79.
[07/21/15 01:45:02] AngryParsley [833/884] has challenged Regnor [212/416] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:22:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/21/15 17:06:05] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:48 towards level 79.
[07/22/15 21:28:28] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:44 towards level 79.
[07/23/15 00:02:34] AngryParsley [518/884] has challenged blind [271/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:48:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/24/15 05:36:55] AngryParsley [727/884] has come upon emmgame221 [30/338] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:56:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/24/15 23:14:41] Robmanx [26/222] has come upon AngryParsley [877/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:16 is added to Robmanx's clock.
[07/25/15 01:20:49] AngryParsley [601/884] has challenged Robmanx [83/222] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:44:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/25/15 01:20:49] AngryParsley has dealt Robmanx a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:56:12 is added to Robmanx's clock.
[07/25/15 04:50:37] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:24 towards level 79.
[07/26/15 14:17:51] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:26 towards level 79.
[07/28/15 21:09:00] x86_64, AngryParsley, and MJ94 [1313/1723] have team battled daemoneye, cbob, and Lilian [982/1502] and won! 0 days, 06:02:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 09:08:05] AngryParsley [595/884] has come upon LordH [293/823] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:55:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/29/15 11:40:49] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:55:28 from level 79.
[07/29/15 16:59:45] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:29:57 is added to his clock.
[08/03/15 02:40:13] AngryParsley [599/884] has challenged Tamini [181/526] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:13:17 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/03/15 08:42:25] clonak [418/541] has challenged AngryParsley [666/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:24:50 is added to clonak's clock.
[08/03/15 18:42:36] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:44:33 from level 79.
[08/03/15 23:58:47] AngryParsley, Majak, and fattrat [418/2042] have team battled grant050, Zaratustra, and yano [1645/1743] and lost! 1 day, 21:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/15 17:04:20] honkybonky [545/773] has challenged AngryParsley [118/884] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:15:20 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[08/06/15 06:58:49] pants, prattmic, AngryParsley, and Tamini have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/15 12:15:35] Gaius, eva42, and AngryParsley [1291/2126] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Brom, and h00k [972/2500] and won! 0 days, 12:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/15 11:51:14] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:18:52 towards level 79.
[08/08/15 13:34:42] fattrat [540/748] has come upon AngryParsley [94/891] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:38:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/08/15 19:01:14] AngryParsley [527/891] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [219/937] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:09:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/09/15 11:45:59] AngryParsley [222/891] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [211/953] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:40:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/09/15 19:56:48] Sir_Lemming, AngryParsley, and Zeman4323 [900/1888] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and Kussie [921/1961] and lost! 1 day, 15:04:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 00:48:09] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:30 towards level 79.
[08/11/15 10:24:10] AngryParsley [598/891] has come upon merx [80/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:37:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/12/15 06:01:29] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:41 towards level 79.
[08/12/15 08:07:49] AngryParsley [641/891] has challenged discopig [572/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/12/15 19:44:27] GeckoKun [10/22] has challenged AngryParsley [282/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to GeckoKun's clock.
[08/13/15 11:52:37] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:22:36 from level 79.
[08/13/15 21:53:59] dwfreed, wallmani, and dindinx [1130/1385] have team battled daemoneye, Mateusz, and AngryParsley [663/2043] and won! 0 days, 03:40:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/15 23:21:04] sasaniak [230/715] has challenged AngryParsley [490/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:39:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/14/15 23:24:09] Brainiac, Simie, and Andries [351/2036] have team battled AngryParsley, Prometheus, and Cenhinen [357/2218] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 20:30:08] mwhahaha [451/463] has come upon AngryParsley [248/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:33 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/17/15 08:53:33] MetaNova [421/561] has come upon AngryParsley [76/891] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:59:11 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[08/19/15 02:59:35] fattrat [432/748] has challenged AngryParsley [531/885] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:33:47 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/19/15 19:20:49] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:40 towards level 79.
[08/19/15 23:08:31] AngryParsley [45/885] has come upon greycat [510/876] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:22:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/20/15 15:26:54] AngryParsley slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AngryParsley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/15 18:12:04] a1291762 [357/716] has challenged AngryParsley [297/880] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:32:35 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[08/22/15 04:26:50] reveal [280/333] has come upon AngryParsley [769/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:27 is added to reveal's clock.
[08/22/15 06:25:49] grooverider, fraq, and AngryParsley [2028/2253] have team battled keeper_c, Loquatious, and Misza [558/2331] and won! 0 days, 07:28:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/15 18:16:08] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/15 20:20:49] AngryParsley [40/895] has challenged mwhahaha [265/506] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:48:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/04/15 21:21:14] Cenhinen [123/563] has challenged AngryParsley [745/895] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:39:57 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[09/05/15 09:59:23] sasaniak, droogie, and Plasmastar [27/1981] have team battled allo, Cypher, and AngryParsley [1845/2556] and lost! 1 day, 05:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/15 22:30:52] clearcasting [203/697] has challenged AngryParsley [296/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:26 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[09/06/15 12:36:21] AngryParsley [104/895] has challenged Brainiac [452/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:28:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/15 01:50:59] Doctor [787/857] has challenged AngryParsley [79/895] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:06:32 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[09/09/15 19:58:49] Forge [11/291] has come upon AngryParsley [380/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:44 is added to Forge's clock.
[09/10/15 07:11:58] Satoshi [669/854] has challenged AngryParsley [558/895] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:19:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/11/15 11:57:30] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:18:41 towards level 79.
[09/11/15 13:23:46] Tamini [601/617] has challenged AngryParsley [361/895] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:33 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[09/11/15 21:42:09] Str1ngS, Frogging101, and zankore [25/1284] have team battled pixelate, AngryParsley, and elf [13/2272] and won! 0 days, 14:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/15 04:38:31] L235 [314/487] has come upon AngryParsley [782/895] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:08:35 is added to L235's clock.
[09/13/15 16:56:48] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/15 02:44:45] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:22 towards level 79.
[09/14/15 22:13:40] Mindscrew [238/327] has challenged AngryParsley [54/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from Mindscrew's clock.
[09/15/15 03:01:10] CornFly, neurospex, and Lemelisk [2189/2665] have team battled Agent86, AngryParsley, and merx [1396/1901] and won! 0 days, 10:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 09:00:08] AngryParsley, clonak, and Heisenberg [209/2042] have team battled mthw, Killerkid, and godog [1031/1793] and lost! 3 days, 00:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 20:08:00] sartan, CornFly, and neurospex [786/2994] have team battled L235, Tenorman, and AngryParsley [2105/2288] and lost! 4 days, 16:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/15 09:18:01] AngryParsley [354/912] has challenged Loquatious [412/448] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:19:49 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/17/15 16:08:28] AngryParsley [539/912] has come upon Sir_Lemming [115/535] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:39:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/17/15 22:50:24] csssuf, XVar, and AngryParsley [1978/2018] have team battled darkmage, Cameron_D, and neurospex [2345/2930] and lost! 0 days, 22:22:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/15 22:08:13] rharwood [393/657] has challenged AngryParsley [324/912] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:07:11 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[09/19/15 08:05:53] AngryParsley stole godog's level 93 tunic while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 89 tunic behind, which godog then takes.
[09/20/15 10:46:38] theemstra [301/456] has challenged AngryParsley [556/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/21/15 00:29:57] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:11:10 is added to his clock.
[09/21/15 04:09:13] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:18:58 towards level 79.
[09/21/15 04:39:03] ekaron [181/242] has challenged AngryParsley [49/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from ekaron's clock.
[09/21/15 07:37:33] AngryParsley [653/916] has come upon Brom [368/642] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:27:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/26/15 02:54:33] tharok [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [248/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to tharok's clock.
[09/26/15 13:42:55] gipyelrah [727/1068] has come upon AngryParsley [842/916] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:58:00 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[09/27/15 10:16:53] Lenny, AngryParsley, and MadMan [857/2147] have team battled CornFly, Midsandhighs, and Kinsmir [1376/2156] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 03:36:26] zokko [107/243] has challenged AngryParsley [290/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to zokko's clock.
[09/29/15 12:25:43] DrOfBaconNomics [15/266] has challenged AngryParsley [188/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/30/15 05:07:59] Loquatious [165/448] has challenged AngryParsley [611/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[10/01/15 07:16:00] vegadark, BronyDee, and kernels [307/1104] have team battled Meta, MontyZuma, and AngryParsley [1783/2391] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 07:54:05] KyloRen, AngryParsley, and godog [889/1826] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Ladon, and Misza [666/2311] and won! 0 days, 02:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 10:02:15] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:25:34 towards level 79.
[10/01/15 15:54:49] alexj, dindinx, and AngryParsley [624/2029] have team battled freeboson, identd, and mthw [641/2107] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/15 14:54:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 25 days, 04:00:36 toward level 79.
[10/02/15 20:33:58] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:27:43 is added to his clock.
[10/03/15 15:03:44] Frogging101, pants, and AngryParsley [578/1862] have team battled NezumiRyu, identd, and Brainiac [1022/1930] and lost! 1 day, 20:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 02:12:06] PinkiePie [0/7] has challenged AngryParsley [387/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/04/15 11:38:16] AngryParsley [271/916] has challenged beefnog [155/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:13:30 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/04/15 11:38:16] AngryParsley has dealt beefnog a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:08:05 is added to beefnog's clock.
[10/05/15 05:13:27] Ravioli [9/14] has challenged AngryParsley [358/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Ravioli's clock.
[10/05/15 18:49:18] AngryParsley [153/916] has challenged Killerkid [121/573] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:58:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/15 20:40:41] SirMonkeybox [170/749] has come upon AngryParsley [56/925] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:48:35 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/08/15 21:28:14] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:39 towards level 79.
[10/08/15 22:17:14] bl4ckscor3 [289/517] has challenged AngryParsley [313/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:05:47 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[10/09/15 20:05:00] godog [221/633] has come upon AngryParsley [159/912] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:16:49 is removed from godog's clock.
[10/10/15 18:44:53] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:13 from level 79.
[10/12/15 22:53:05] AngryParsley [3/912] has challenged Samus [202/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:20:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/13/15 04:55:25] AngryParsley [611/912] has challenged fraq [9/443] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:59:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/14/15 12:07:23] AngryParsley [69/912] has come upon honkybonky [16/764] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:21:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/14/15 21:10:51] AngryParsley [79/912] has challenged iamzim [57/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:43:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/15/15 00:49:57] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:13 towards level 79.
[10/22/15 20:24:10] Virtual [283/1115] has challenged AngryParsley [222/912] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:02:05 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/25/15 00:49:55] abra0, AWildColin, and CornFly [19/2034] have team battled petrichor, AngryParsley, and Remmy [1184/1691] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/15 06:11:46] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:27:21 is added to his clock.
[10/29/15 01:30:54] Jguy [68/292] has challenged AngryParsley [741/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Jguy's clock.
[10/29/15 14:43:30] Andries [137/523] has come upon AngryParsley [538/912] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:01:47 is added to Andries's clock.
[10/29/15 17:28:54] icxcnika [306/363] has challenged AngryParsley [92/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:02 is removed from icxcnika's clock.
[11/01/15 05:51:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 5 days, 21:53:17 toward level 79.
[11/01/15 14:27:23] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:30 towards level 79.
[11/01/15 14:36:29] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/15 03:23:16] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:31 towards level 79.
[11/02/15 21:42:16] AngryParsley [304/906] has challenged clonak [217/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:24:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/03/15 01:46:19] RickSanchez [33/104] has challenged AngryParsley [678/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to RickSanchez's clock.
[11/03/15 05:44:54] damyan [576/759] has challenged AngryParsley [54/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:47:55 is removed from damyan's clock.
[11/04/15 17:56:59] AngryParsley [366/906] has challenged hannesenator [376/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:56:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/04/15 19:47:23] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:53 towards level 79.
[11/04/15 20:57:58] AngryParsley [25/906] has challenged gipyelrah [943/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:26:26 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/05/15 17:04:54] ChasedSpade [66/599] has challenged AngryParsley [52/906] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:42:48 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[11/06/15 00:07:13] AngryParsley [363/906] has challenged Hydrogenum [693/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/07/15 15:55:15] AngryParsley, Andries, Hydrogenum, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/15 19:33:40] Boohbah, sasaniak, and irix [770/2349] have team battled zokko, mwhahaha, and AngryParsley [1578/1869] and lost! 1 day, 02:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/15 18:29:36] AngryParsley [691/906] has challenged Lemelisk [541/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:03:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/09/15 12:18:40] Killerkid, AngryParsley, and n0mad [895/1965] have team battled petrichor, reim, and CornFly [1421/1965] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/15 15:20:59] KyloRen, pfoley, and AngryParsley [1272/2025] have team battled sjefen6, Satoshi, and Lemelisk [898/1888] and won! 0 days, 16:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 22:39:15] AngryParsley [645/906] has challenged jdb [112/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:26:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/10/15 07:52:34] Tzic [179/367] has challenged AngryParsley [166/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:19 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[11/10/15 07:52:34] Tzic has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:32:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/10/15 11:43:44] sjefen6 [110/367] has challenged AngryParsley [586/906] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:18:46 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/11/15 03:49:21] LordH [89/702] has challenged AngryParsley [891/906] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:20:58 is added to LordH's clock.
[11/11/15 06:50:23] AngryParsley [576/906] has challenged MJ94 [672/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:00:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/11/15 13:54:48] AngryParsley, Tamini, and dindinx [1496/2181] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Glorfindel, and sjefen6 [271/1857] and won! 0 days, 02:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 00:48:09] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:02 towards level 79.
[11/13/15 09:44:34] Cenhinen, Regnor, and archlich [1182/1949] have team battled Virtual, SlowRiot, and AngryParsley [2024/2471] and lost! 1 day, 18:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 17:30:56] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:19 towards level 79.
[11/14/15 08:36:27] AngryParsley [568/906] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [96/512] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:42:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/14/15 12:10:23] Birdbones [156/980] has challenged AngryParsley [722/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:24:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/15 16:02:29] Doctor [98/867] has come upon AngryParsley [33/906] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:47:02 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[11/17/15 08:33:23] AngryParsley [487/906] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [394/670] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:28:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/17/15 18:59:23] Ladon, MJ94, and Crazycatlady [1021/2079] have team battled AngryParsley, BronyDee, and bl4ckscor3 [1690/1802] and lost! 0 days, 20:16:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/15 21:37:48] Frogging101 [295/470] has challenged AngryParsley [380/906] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:15:00 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[11/18/15 07:41:32] SpaceKookie [39/301] has challenged AngryParsley [229/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/18/15 22:12:32] zokko [175/414] has challenged AngryParsley [836/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to zokko's clock.
[11/18/15 23:54:47] Sixbierehomme [453/760] has come upon AngryParsley [223/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:54 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/21/15 11:32:10] jenksy [402/665] has come upon AngryParsley [323/906] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:45:58 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[11/21/15 11:32:10] jenksy has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:22:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/15 19:09:37] Virtual [114/837] has challenged AngryParsley [529/906] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:33:01 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/22/15 13:08:17] Globalirc [243/325] has come upon AngryParsley [698/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/22/15 18:17:26] woonack [628/646] has challenged AngryParsley [679/906] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:46:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/23/15 05:57:49] droogie [298/914] has come upon AngryParsley [740/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:22:54 is added to droogie's clock.
[11/23/15 18:30:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 19:52:24 toward level 79.
[11/23/15 23:50:03] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:22:07 is added to his clock.
[11/24/15 00:27:37] pants [373/426] has challenged AngryParsley [20/906] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:22:15 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/24/15 01:08:28] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/15 07:34:29] AngryParsley [610/924] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [430/478] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:29:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/24/15 11:31:26] AngryParsley [756/924] has challenged grooverider [357/1023] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:51:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/24/15 16:33:09] AngryParsley [301/924] has challenged Douhet [60/535] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:15:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/25/15 19:36:06] kier [181/205] has challenged AngryParsley [87/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from kier's clock.
[11/26/15 16:56:47] AngryParsley [528/924] has challenged honkybonky [289/699] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:19:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/28/15 14:12:43] FakeWizard [161/463] has challenged AngryParsley [31/924] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/28/15 20:29:43] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:33:15 towards level 80.
[11/29/15 02:16:01] AngryParsley [155/924] has challenged Cypher [755/923] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:13:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/29/15 04:11:18] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:21:21 towards level 80.
[11/29/15 05:45:26] AngryParsley [117/924] has come upon XenGi [68/916] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:30:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/29/15 17:20:37] Arch-TK [177/278] has challenged AngryParsley [474/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Arch-TK's clock.
[11/29/15 22:25:31] AngryParsley [675/924] has challenged ryushe [810/868] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:21:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/30/15 00:26:24] AngryParsley [318/924] has challenged iViLe [142/947] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:14:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/01/15 00:25:37] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:45:18 towards level 80.
[12/01/15 02:24:08] AngryParsley [325/924] has come upon pfoley [107/675] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:32:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/01/15 07:38:53] BURUT [106/440] has challenged AngryParsley [720/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:32 is added to BURUT's clock.
[12/02/15 10:53:49] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:43:52 is added to his clock.
[12/02/15 16:00:07] RBecker, fraq, and Jareeta [1242/2323] have team battled theemstra, AngryParsley, and blindbox [1394/1915] and lost! 1 day, 17:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/15 16:35:16] yano, eva42, and kier [1118/1778] have team battled AngryParsley, Zero, and strugart [1658/2211] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/15 22:59:51] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:49:55 is added to his clock.
[12/03/15 23:23:41] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:24:11 from level 80.
[12/04/15 08:42:52] AngryParsley, Milquetoast, and Frogging101 [967/2144] have team battled kensington, yano, and pixelate [200/1691] and won! 2 days, 15:23:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/15 09:07:08] kenyon [41/1441] has challenged AngryParsley [570/924] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:23:54 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/05/15 04:55:58] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:15 towards level 80.
[12/05/15 10:16:49] r00f [82/689] has challenged AngryParsley [132/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:44 is added to r00f's clock.
[12/06/15 00:14:01] AngryParsley [826/924] has come upon redlegion [125/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:29:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/06/15 03:01:54] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:10:31 towards level 80.
[12/07/15 10:22:12] Meanz0r [17/265] has challenged AngryParsley [599/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Meanz0r's clock.
[12/07/15 12:01:36] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:37:40 from level 80.
[12/08/15 00:04:01] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:54:01 from level 80.
[12/08/15 03:31:24] AngryParsley [164/927] has come upon Pici [239/706] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:56:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/15/15 14:52:42] AngryParsley [653/927] has challenged DesertStorm [65/415] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:35:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/19/15 00:25:49] bendem [134/516] has come upon AngryParsley [786/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:28 is added to bendem's clock.
[12/19/15 04:53:36] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:50 towards level 80.
[12/20/15 10:51:02] AngryParsley [622/927] has come upon naw [193/557] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:32:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/22/15 20:43:59] AngryParsley, Doctor, and aarontc [2182/2382] have team battled kenyon, pfoley, and irix [1756/3147] and won! 1 day, 14:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/15 01:28:53] tmberg [430/847] has come upon AngryParsley [28/927] and taken them in combat! 76 days, 23:03:41 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/23/15 03:05:24] clonak [541/545] has challenged AngryParsley [612/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:06 is added to clonak's clock.
[12/23/15 09:40:13] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:03 towards level 80.
[12/23/15 15:06:26] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:29:42 towards level 80.
[12/24/15 15:20:07] AngryParsley [552/927] has challenged hannesenator [30/531] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:24:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/25/15 15:06:29] SpaceKookie [347/372] has challenged AngryParsley [856/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[12/26/15 17:45:22] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:40:07 towards level 80.
[12/26/15 23:56:26] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:17 towards level 80.
[12/27/15 16:12:23] AngryParsley [87/927] has come upon allo [266/485] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:38:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/27/15 16:46:29] AngryParsley [520/927] has come upon yano [498/656] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:49:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/28/15 01:16:20] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:55:14 from level 80.
[12/29/15 23:15:28] freeboson [244/816] has challenged AngryParsley [830/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/30/15 10:36:58] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:14:42 from level 80.
[12/31/15 04:50:39] Darky [496/783] has come upon AngryParsley [600/927] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:04:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/31/15 14:41:03] SmOkE_RU, AngryParsley, and darkmage [532/2378] have team battled mwhahaha, Senka, and cirdan [174/1911] and won! 1 day, 08:25:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 10:46:24] KyloRen [51/660] has come upon AngryParsley [768/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:16 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[01/06/16 17:22:52] AngryParsley [320/927] has challenged pipework [414/468] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:30:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/06/16 20:37:41] AngryParsley, pants, and Lowbow [898/1808] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Schrodinger, and damyan [330/1946] and won! 2 days, 18:43:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 06:59:48] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:05:58 towards level 80.
[01/08/16 03:02:10] Senka, eva42, and Ttech [1451/2797] have team battled honkybonky, MetaNova, and AngryParsley [1848/2180] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/16 04:26:48] Nyarlathotep, AngryParsley, and grooverider [617/2293] have team battled MetaNova, simple, and damyan [1031/1952] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 00:40:43] hannesenator [460/531] has come upon AngryParsley [402/927] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:37:53 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/10/16 22:35:08] pico [361/373] has challenged AngryParsley [88/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from pico's clock.
[01/12/16 02:50:23] MrGlass, AngryParsley, and cirdan [987/2104] have team battled Lenny, Doctor, and sedrik [1236/2794] and lost! 0 days, 16:52:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/16 02:31:53] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:13:23 towards level 80.
[01/13/16 09:33:11] Avon [709/1110] has come upon AngryParsley [426/927] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:50:42 is removed from Avon's clock.
[01/16/16 03:49:01] AngryParsley [711/927] has challenged Totengeist [23/805] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:06:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/17/16 05:52:55] dindinx [78/638] has come upon AngryParsley [815/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:34 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/18/16 11:46:37] ty [102/184] has challenged AngryParsley [788/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to ty's clock.

[01/19/16 05:15:06] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:38:52 is added to his clock.
[01/19/16 12:18:53] r00f [265/758] has challenged AngryParsley [139/927] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:56:56 is removed from r00f's clock.
[01/20/16 04:52:43] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:41 towards level 80.
[01/20/16 08:50:48] Frogging101, Globalirc, Agent86, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[01/20/16 20:31:24] AngryParsley [648/927] has challenged CornFly [198/986] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:42:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/21/16 13:00:07] Andries [13/492] has come upon AngryParsley [217/927] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:34:28 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/02/16 07:24:45] AngryParsley [756/927] has challenged IdleBot [774/1518] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:48:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/02/16 20:06:09] AngryParsley [875/927] has come upon kapitanluffy [451/645] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:02:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/02/16 21:30:52] Pici [244/715] has come upon AngryParsley [453/927] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:28:21 is added to Pici's clock.
[02/04/16 08:15:16] RBecker, sjums_the_great, and SmOkE_RU [1387/1647] have team battled PinkiePie, Firien, and AngryParsley [298/2131] and won! 2 days, 04:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 09:16:35] a1291762, XJR-9, and AngryParsley [1231/2521] have team battled TauPan, Boohbah, and Lenny [340/2060] and won! 0 days, 19:25:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 10:16:29] AngryParsley lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:45:48 from level 80.
[02/04/16 10:35:12] lipek, Cameron_D, and ty [39/2656] have team battled Cypher, AngryParsley, and fraq [39/2760] and won! 0 days, 01:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 18:38:39] AngryParsley [497/927] has come upon ChasedSpade [552/677] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:58:04 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/04/16 22:59:49] tspange [245/433] has come upon AngryParsley [155/927] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:48 is removed from tspange's clock.
[02/05/16 11:50:49] D-NICE [544/668] has come upon AngryParsley [46/927] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:25:28 is removed from D-NICE's clock.
[02/05/16 16:00:25] PiotrekD, Skidel, and RistoUuranmaki [1387/1646] have team battled dindinx, astropoint, and AngryParsley [189/2164] and won! 1 day, 18:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 16:55:43] AngryParsley [582/927] has challenged lux [405/555] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:03:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/06/16 02:23:35] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:39:31 towards level 80.
[02/06/16 14:17:40] Nofew [456/1078] has come upon AngryParsley [530/927] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:15:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/06/16 20:43:56] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:58:43 from level 80.
[02/07/16 11:11:38] MadMan [106/553] has challenged AngryParsley [59/927] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:01:33 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/07/16 19:42:58] AngryParsley [240/927] has come upon roy [309/547] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:19:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/09/16 11:36:29] Pithlit, Ttech, and KyloRen [806/2357] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and irix [2149/2666] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 16:08:29] AngryParsley, Plasmastar, and dxrt [722/2269] have team battled Satoshi, Tenorman, and blind [742/2367] and lost! 3 days, 16:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 19:39:27] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:09:59 towards level 80.
[02/09/16 22:29:39] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:17:18 towards level 80.
[02/10/16 15:36:02] tspange [260/485] has come upon AngryParsley [653/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:30:20 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/10/16 21:42:37] AngryParsley [817/927] has challenged rharwood [112/686] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:37:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/11/16 00:11:12] MJ94, kork, and godog [929/1829] have team battled theemstra, AngryParsley, and Gmane [1114/1729] and lost! 1 day, 15:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 08:18:56] CornFly [230/952] has come upon AngryParsley [716/927] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:44:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/11/16 12:07:05] Evrial [1/547] has challenged AngryParsley [550/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:25 is added to Evrial's clock.
[02/12/16 17:41:00] KyloRen [610/662] has challenged AngryParsley [896/927] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[02/13/16 00:57:55] AngryParsley, Globalirc, and astropoint [353/2143] have team battled Pithlit, Alys, and charitwo [602/1219] and lost! 3 days, 11:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 20:59:55] Frogging101, SirMonkeybox, and m0shbear [1026/1862] have team battled nitzer, AngryParsley, and h00k [1790/2579] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/16 17:47:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 21 days, 10:21:33 toward level 80.
[02/15/16 00:37:43] AngryParsley [286/927] has challenged Scar3cr0w [338/720] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:16:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/16 05:08:10] ruan [288/394] has come upon AngryParsley [413/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:01:26 is added to ruan's clock.
[02/19/16 12:18:17] AngryParsley [916/927] has challenged tiwake [887/1001] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:52:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/19/16 13:02:02] rodolfowtf [157/304] has challenged AngryParsley [742/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to rodolfowtf's clock.
[02/19/16 20:56:58] thesleepingrozek [232/280] has challenged AngryParsley [207/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:36 is removed from thesleepingrozek's clock.
[02/20/16 07:25:06] AngryParsley [14/927] has challenged masterme120 [67/242] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:03:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/16 02:09:07] grant050 [47/518] has come upon AngryParsley [864/927] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:32:06 is added to grant050's clock.
[02/21/16 10:25:50] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:02:48 from level 80.
[02/21/16 10:34:48] sasaniak [592/688] has challenged AngryParsley [529/927] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:47:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/22/16 22:16:01] tiwake, Brom, and irix [535/2639] have team battled keeper_c, Lemelisk, and AngryParsley [2715/3247] and lost! 3 days, 04:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/16 09:53:42] AngryParsley [632/927] has challenged Andries [245/492] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:01:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/23/16 10:22:44] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:02:25 from level 80.
[02/25/16 11:32:00] Scar3cr0w, Birdbones, and Milquetoast [2452/2669] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and Diitto [965/2704] and won! 2 days, 10:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 12:19:24] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:44:39 towards level 80.
[02/26/16 23:15:10] Crazycatlady [442/444] has challenged AngryParsley [282/927] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:24:02 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/27/16 17:34:53] Lowbow [367/427] has come upon AngryParsley [133/927] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:15:38 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[02/27/16 22:39:14] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:35:44 is added to his clock.
[02/28/16 18:59:20] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:03 towards level 80.
[02/28/16 22:07:17] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:43:11 towards level 80.
[02/29/16 03:46:25] shandor [687/699] has come upon AngryParsley [695/927] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:37:06 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/01/16 03:56:41] SudoKing, abra0, and Regnor [540/2137] have team battled Ttech, AngryParsley, and ChasedSpade [2405/2964] and lost! 0 days, 12:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/16 08:33:57] Tzic [280/401] has challenged AngryParsley [576/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Tzic's clock.
[03/03/16 02:26:22] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:17:01 from level 80.
[03/03/16 12:51:15] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:33:43 towards level 80.
[03/04/16 05:32:13] fangfufu [399/490] has challenged AngryParsley [651/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:16 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[03/04/16 14:31:43] AngryParsley, Majak, and Setsu [824/1677] have team battled bigjay, KyloRen, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [2205/2496] and lost! 0 days, 05:42:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/16 20:21:00] AngryParsley [263/927] has come upon ElectRo [696/1219] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:07:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/05/16 15:48:02] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:10:16 towards level 80.
[03/06/16 01:42:15] Cameron_D, damyan, and charitwo [51/2414] have team battled AngryParsley, vegadark, and freeboson [1897/1980] and lost! 3 days, 01:29:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 03:52:45] argus [373/797] has come upon AngryParsley [631/927] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:16:06 is added to argus's clock.
[03/06/16 15:21:39] Gatewayy, AngryParsley, and Pascal [776/2108] have team battled Ttech, charitwo, and Fluttershy [197/2891] and won! 0 days, 04:16:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 18:49:51] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:57:23 towards level 80.
[03/07/16 07:52:54] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:50:36 from level 80.
[03/07/16 10:57:32] idisjunction [263/907] has challenged AngryParsley [691/927] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:44:01 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/08/16 07:26:56] AngryParsley, PinkiePie, Ttech, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/16 13:23:31] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:10:10 towards level 80.
[03/09/16 12:14:44] soltys, AngryParsley, and aucg [992/2254] have team battled wvlf, TauPan, and SynthesizerPatel [462/1314] and won! 3 days, 06:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 13:14:40] AngryParsley [30/927] has challenged dindinx [422/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:07:45 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/09/16 18:20:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 13 days, 08:18:51 toward level 80.
[03/10/16 18:11:25] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:44:57 from level 80.
[03/11/16 16:25:27] Antutuuuuu [323/456] has come upon AngryParsley [902/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:15 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[03/12/16 04:34:11] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:21 towards level 80.
[03/13/16 13:38:03] bigjay [76/826] has come upon AngryParsley [784/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:50 is added to bigjay's clock.
[03/13/16 16:07:59] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:30:42 from level 80.
[03/14/16 13:31:34] AngryParsley, Nix, and pants [1699/2020] have team battled GilbertErik, CornFly, and identd [656/2092] and won! 0 days, 08:34:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 14:35:17] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:52:16 towards level 80.
[03/14/16 22:55:14] tiwake, AngryParsley, and FakeWizard [1196/2523] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, nitzer, and sjefen6 [129/1602] and won! 0 days, 08:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 07:38:06] AngryParsley [298/927] has come upon tiwake [81/1001] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:51:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/17/16 09:31:14] AngryParsley, tspange, and elf [1799/2501] have team battled eva42, BURUT, and Jareeta [1190/2746] and won! 1 day, 18:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/16 16:36:46] echeese, evilfix, and droogie [1416/1563] have team battled Mateusz, SirMonkeybox, and AngryParsley [1562/2334] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/16 20:34:00] ruan [113/323] has come upon AngryParsley [173/927] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:05:26 is added to ruan's clock.
[03/21/16 12:41:11] zokko, Akiyuki, and godog [343/1763] have team battled AngryParsley, Cameron_D, and SpaceKookie [1693/2427] and lost! 2 days, 01:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/16 19:47:39] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:08:05 is added to his clock.
[03/22/16 01:30:11] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:40:39 from level 80.
[03/22/16 03:02:06] Asara [124/814] has come upon AngryParsley [71/927] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:40:38 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/24/16 01:18:05] AngryParsley [500/927] has challenged vox [379/834] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:38:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/25/16 14:23:12] rharwood [507/677] has come upon AngryParsley [455/927] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:53:03 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[03/25/16 15:02:11] basepi [390/427] has challenged AngryParsley [884/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/25/16 16:40:54] kier, r00f, and dindinx [1636/2397] have team battled zbart, freeboson, and AngryParsley [723/1925] and won! 0 days, 20:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/16 05:43:04] Cameron_D [56/1104] has come upon AngryParsley [886/927] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:39:08 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[03/27/16 10:03:08] woonack, echeese, and Nix [925/1399] have team battled AngryParsley, tspange, and m0shbear [1730/2267] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/16 16:14:04] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:40:02 from level 80.
[03/28/16 18:15:29] nitzer, zid, and AngryParsley [2127/2482] have team battled Heisenberg, Tratos, and eva42 [1321/2495] and won! 1 day, 20:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 18:17:03] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:03:41 towards level 80.
[03/30/16 08:06:20] Toagac [601/701] has come upon AngryParsley [436/927] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:47:16 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[03/31/16 01:21:41] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:37:01 from level 80.
[03/31/16 09:08:43] Imhalek [103/385] has challenged AngryParsley [315/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Imhalek's clock.
[03/31/16 10:14:36] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:55:46 from level 80.
[03/31/16 11:47:09] Reed [24/322] has challenged AngryParsley [345/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Reed's clock.
[04/01/16 18:45:57] SlowRiot [115/962] has challenged AngryParsley [55/927] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/02/16 13:50:51] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:27:30 towards level 80.
[04/02/16 19:08:05] CornFly, Ttech, and Milquetoast [3007/3232] have team battled AngryParsley, eva42, and gipyelrah [2186/3072] and won! 1 day, 06:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 20:41:17] AngryParsley [77/927] has come upon Kable [689/841] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:58:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/03/16 22:13:55] AngryParsley [794/927] has come upon keepermurf [747/852] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:48:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/04/16 06:52:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 20:26:27 from level 80.
[04/04/16 14:57:09] prime [564/579] has challenged AngryParsley [249/927] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:06:47 is removed from prime's clock.
[04/04/16 22:05:34] mthw, AngryParsley, Fluttershy, and thesleepingrozek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/16 04:49:59] AngryParsley [430/927] has come upon Frogging101 [360/543] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:48:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/06/16 09:42:11] LordH, pants, and jay [683/1815] have team battled identd, AngryParsley, and uhmmm [478/1948] and won! 0 days, 00:05:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 19:48:38] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:18:09 from level 80.
[04/08/16 23:11:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 9 days, 14:34:10 toward level 80.
[04/09/16 13:55:09] AngryParsley, bootdisk, and Tenorman [764/2129] have team battled Antutuuuuu, shandor, and MetaNova [981/1684] and lost! 0 days, 22:07:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 19:49:29] AngryParsley, yur, and argus [1128/2108] have team battled Beavis, Agent86, and desspugne [1772/2737] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/16 12:15:28] Zossimov [85/89] has challenged AngryParsley [651/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Zossimov's clock.
[04/10/16 18:50:11] AngryParsley [816/927] has come upon Scar3cr0w [547/792] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:41:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/16 02:59:45] honkybonky, bheesham, and Jagon [988/1420] have team battled AngryParsley, roy, and Ladon [658/2358] and won! 0 days, 02:25:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/16 08:19:14] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:18 towards level 80.
[04/12/16 20:22:47] AngryParsley stole SirMonkeybox's level 102 tunic while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 93 tunic behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[04/12/16 22:26:55] droogie [237/917] has come upon AngryParsley [628/936] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:13:20 is added to droogie's clock.
[04/13/16 12:13:51] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:52:16 towards level 80.
[04/22/16 04:13:51] Iria [92/202] has challenged AngryParsley [400/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Iria's clock.
[04/24/16 14:52:04] MollyMalone [306/454] has come upon AngryParsley [153/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:55:35 is removed from MollyMalone's clock.
[04/26/16 15:19:59] AngryParsley [267/936] has come upon pixelate [243/547] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:23:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/16 10:47:11] AngryParsley [922/936] has come upon h00k [825/897] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:51:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/30/16 02:48:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 6 days, 09:20:46 toward level 80.
[05/01/16 15:30:38] AngryParsley [935/936] has come upon Zoddo [159/337] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:57:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/16 00:00:28] AngryParsley [634/936] has come upon sjefen6 [305/320] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:10:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/16 03:19:42] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:49:40 is added to his clock.
[05/02/16 04:19:20] Bvarne, AngryParsley, and Andries [368/2138] have team battled pixelate, TheVoid, and astropoint [1288/1572] and lost! 0 days, 20:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 05:40:13] AngryParsley [95/936] has challenged Chuck [271/457] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/16 12:52:53] AngryParsley, KyloRen, and Sir_Lemming [1962/2241] have team battled wvlf, paysties, and nitzer [327/1880] and won! 1 day, 13:24:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/16 05:49:55] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:31:08 towards level 80.
[05/05/16 10:04:44] AngryParsley [889/936] has come upon Crazycatlady [434/469] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:36:17 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/16 08:16:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 14:35:09 from level 80.
[05/07/16 01:59:16] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:40 towards level 80.
[05/07/16 06:31:17] Cenhinen, AngryParsley, and m0shbear [330/2156] have team battled Gatewayy, bl4ckscor3, and ifsp [1641/1828] and lost! 1 day, 20:45:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 11:03:47] vegadark [105/409] has come upon AngryParsley [33/936] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:55:52 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/09/16 03:04:27] AngryParsley [38/936] has come upon Samus [741/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:17:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/09/16 07:21:27] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:23 from level 80.
[05/09/16 15:32:33] bootdisk, gabriel, and AngryParsley [542/2499] have team battled Milquetoast, SirMonkeybox, and Ttech [572/3162] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 21:54:01] Pokota [57/382] has challenged AngryParsley [23/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:36:23 is removed from Pokota's clock.
[05/10/16 06:13:36] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:37:00 is added to his clock.
[05/10/16 08:39:44] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:06 towards level 80.
[05/10/16 10:12:35] ElectRo [1014/1101] has come upon AngryParsley [461/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:00 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[05/10/16 23:49:53] theemstra [32/521] has come upon AngryParsley [725/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:50:47 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/11/16 15:15:45] AngryParsley [670/936] has come upon Pascal [67/599] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:05:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/11/16 18:59:34] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:17 towards level 80.
[05/12/16 16:36:51] Heisenberg, tehdude, and sjums_the_great [1436/1631] have team battled d34th, AngryParsley, and desspugne [2846/2986] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 23:56:49] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:59:05 towards level 80.
[05/14/16 07:24:16] beefnog [170/475] has come upon AngryParsley [330/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:17 is added to beefnog's clock.
[05/16/16 07:54:57] AngryParsley [500/936] has challenged Friedolin [149/308] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:39:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/16/16 09:28:00] dax [301/377] has challenged AngryParsley [61/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from dax's clock.
[05/16/16 19:10:12] cjrc [145/282] has challenged AngryParsley [462/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to cjrc's clock.
[05/18/16 19:58:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 2 days, 05:51:58 toward level 80.

[05/20/16 07:09:40] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:37 towards level 80.
[05/20/16 11:13:26] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:13 towards level 80.
[05/20/16 19:29:56] DoomedExistence, SynthesizerPatel, and Cenhinen [998/1936] have team battled AngryParsley, Virtual, and unicron [702/2159] and won! 0 days, 04:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/16 02:11:47] jdb [282/606] has challenged AngryParsley [414/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:27 is added to jdb's clock.
[05/21/16 07:16:22] Diitto, Xenthys, and tmberg [2634/2681] have team battled Hemera, AngryParsley, and Zye [1118/1716] and won! 3 days, 11:03:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 07:31:40] grant050 [559/633] has challenged AngryParsley [342/936] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:47:46 is removed from grant050's clock.
[05/23/16 07:31:40] In the fierce battle, AngryParsley dropped his level 281 pair of boots! grant050 picks it up, tossing his old level 31 pair of boots to AngryParsley.
[05/24/16 06:42:25] AngryParsley [160/714] has challenged PiMp0r [256/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:12:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/26/16 12:05:34] tmberg, AngryParsley, CornFly, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/16 20:23:18] kensington, fraq, and Fluttershy [1078/2580] have team battled fattrat, TauPan, and AngryParsley [765/1626] and won! 4 days, 00:06:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 22:01:48] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:52 towards level 80.
[05/27/16 00:05:58] tmberg [203/870] has come upon AngryParsley [216/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:32:05 is added to tmberg's clock.
[05/27/16 02:17:03] wvlf [443/625] has challenged AngryParsley [491/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to wvlf's clock.
[05/27/16 13:15:39] Ladon, simple, and MadHatter [886/2078] have team battled AngryParsley, Cysioland, and Str1ngS [364/1740] and won! 2 days, 11:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 02:02:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 11:33:19 toward level 80.
[05/28/16 13:59:32] HeavyPodda [518/917] has come upon AngryParsley [259/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:26:59 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/29/16 04:26:37] AngryParsley [512/714] has challenged Kiesteel [452/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/29/16 04:26:37] AngryParsley has dealt Kiesteel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:12:52 is added to Kiesteel's clock.
[05/29/16 06:21:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:00:08 from level 80.
[05/29/16 07:25:53] SarahD [149/449] has challenged AngryParsley [126/714] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:20 is removed from SarahD's clock.
[05/29/16 17:33:01] AbacusAvenger [440/476] has challenged AngryParsley [61/714] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[05/30/16 19:47:54] AngryParsley [414/714] has challenged yur [324/486] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:00:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/01/16 13:35:00] Danthemandoo [450/635] has come upon AngryParsley [85/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:02 is removed from Danthemandoo's clock.
[06/01/16 21:07:22] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:42:07 from level 81.
[06/02/16 13:51:00] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:12:06 towards level 81.
[06/03/16 00:58:33] Brom [23/598] has challenged AngryParsley [435/714] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to Brom's clock.
[06/04/16 00:39:03] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:34:50 from level 81.
[06/05/16 08:15:40] oooooooooooooooo, basepi, and AngryParsley [690/1687] have team battled double, rharwood, and tspange [1512/1890] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 08:31:28] AngryParsley [138/714] has challenged Xyrael [249/542] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:43:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/06/16 17:16:39] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:45:49 towards level 81.
[06/07/16 06:03:10] AngryParsley [172/714] has come upon kier [265/796] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:31:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/08/16 04:39:11] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:57:14 from level 81.
[06/08/16 04:43:03] theemstra, Jareeta, and yur [1662/2071] have team battled Frogging101, AngryParsley, and SarahD [2/1744] and won! 2 days, 02:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 15:40:46] suterismus, Sir_Lemming, and m0shbear [842/2446] have team battled fattrat, Beavis, and AngryParsley [416/2360] and won! 2 days, 00:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 12:30:23] vBm [212/322] has come upon AngryParsley [213/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:46 is added to vBm's clock.
[06/11/16 16:05:01] a1291762 [168/1020] has come upon AngryParsley [12/714] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:19:48 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[06/12/16 17:29:34] AngryParsley [370/714] has come upon Crazycatlady [421/487] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:08:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/14/16 06:37:27] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:58:08 towards level 81.
[06/16/16 15:48:25] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:00:59 is added to his clock.
[06/16/16 17:28:15] d34th [724/1049] has challenged AngryParsley [390/714] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:51:11 is removed from d34th's clock.
[06/18/16 01:03:14] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:58:03 towards level 81.
[06/18/16 08:52:25] roy [526/575] has come upon AngryParsley [595/714] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:10 is added to roy's clock.
[06/19/16 04:31:09] dax, Furry, and Kiesteel [161/1639] have team battled Regnor, identd, and AngryParsley [1167/2199] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 15:23:27] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:23:48 from level 81.
[06/20/16 10:42:03] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:35:01 towards level 81.
[06/21/16 12:08:50] Herb_Tarlek [15/478] has challenged AngryParsley [71/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:54 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/21/16 22:18:18] IndigoTiger [312/383] has challenged AngryParsley [649/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/23/16 08:04:10] blizgerg [772/809] has come upon AngryParsley [122/714] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:07:41 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[06/24/16 02:06:26] bl4ckscor3 [4/534] has come upon AngryParsley [704/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:39 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/25/16 09:10:35] colints [390/396] has challenged AngryParsley [227/714] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from colints's clock.
[06/25/16 17:21:38] IndigoTiger [156/383] has come upon AngryParsley [518/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:17:46 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/28/16 04:05:48] AngryParsley [662/714] has challenged masterme120 [239/321] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:53:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/28/16 10:38:16] AngryParsley [226/714] has come upon Bvarne [148/708] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:10:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/28/16 13:46:48] AngryParsley [490/714] has come upon LordH [194/807] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:38:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/29/16 20:07:52] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:18:44 from level 81.
[06/30/16 10:58:26] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:12:50 towards level 81.
[07/03/16 01:53:18] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:07:24 towards level 81.
[07/03/16 06:40:52] lipek, Tenorman, and AngryParsley [1142/2718] have team battled tspange, MJ94, and Woona [752/2034] and won! 2 days, 02:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/16 07:13:18] Lowbow [626/684] has come upon AngryParsley [9/714] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:38:59 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[07/04/16 02:55:48] AngryParsley [519/714] has challenged Jagon [514/579] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:05:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/05/16 14:58:36] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:52 towards level 81.
[07/06/16 20:08:04] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 02:09:24 is added to his clock.
[07/07/16 15:04:22] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:20:36 is added to his clock.
[07/27/16 04:39:10] AngryParsley [208/714] has come upon LordH [367/846] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:57:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/28/16 15:10:49] vBm [265/518] has come upon AngryParsley [486/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:30:15 is added to vBm's clock.
[07/29/16 00:06:29] ChasedSpade [587/697] has challenged AngryParsley [411/714] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:28:51 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[07/29/16 19:29:26] AngryParsley [407/714] has come upon Doctor [501/1016] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:58:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/29/16 23:05:05] AngryParsley [533/714] has come upon mwhahaha [352/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:52:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/16 09:41:08] Woona [427/473] has come upon AngryParsley [43/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:34:15 is removed from Woona's clock.
[07/30/16 11:20:07] AngryParsley [608/714] has challenged Ladon [318/979] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:10:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/16 16:22:01] AngryParsley [222/714] has challenged Zaratustra [158/796] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:36:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/16 17:23:30] pfoley, brendan, and AngryParsley [105/2281] have team battled honkybonky, Sixbierehomme, and kier [122/2301] and lost! 2 days, 13:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/16 05:13:47] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:47:06 from level 81.
[07/31/16 10:48:46] AngryParsley [11/714] has come upon zokko [302/543] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:19:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/01/16 20:39:05] AngryParsley [241/714] has come upon Sir_Lemming [463/544] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:56:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/02/16 03:25:57] MJ94, a1291762, and Sailor_Venus [1061/2121] have team battled kork, AngryParsley, and Regnor [1033/1934] and won! 0 days, 13:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 06:18:26] irix [1036/1041] has challenged AngryParsley [441/714] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from irix's clock.
[08/02/16 20:20:45] unicron [151/718] has come upon AngryParsley [636/714] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:51:25 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/07/16 08:07:02] kork, Mateusz, and BURUT [373/1928] have team battled mordac, AngryParsley, and Onceuponaban [1823/1838] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/16 03:22:12] Iri, Andries, and AngryParsley [584/1607] have team battled woonack, WallIdl, and jenksy [945/2060] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/16 14:20:29] Pokota [549/576] has come upon AngryParsley [581/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:16 is added to Pokota's clock.
[08/08/16 18:22:29] cudaman73, CornFly, and AngryParsley [910/2166] have team battled fattrat, kensington, and Eldoreth [313/1600] and won! 1 day, 05:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 23:55:22] AngryParsley [90/714] has come upon Frogging101 [223/500] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:10:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/09/16 10:47:57] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 00:30:21 is added to his clock.
[08/09/16 23:59:17] double, SynthesizerPatel, and abra0 [349/2239] have team battled AngryParsley, dindinx, and MJ94 [706/1810] and lost! 2 days, 12:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/16 06:20:20] AngryParsley [691/714] has challenged zankore [57/748] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:09:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/13/16 15:33:37] Bkid [18/622] has challenged AngryParsley [683/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:10 is added to Bkid's clock.
[08/14/16 07:33:36] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:48 towards level 81.
[08/15/16 19:54:41] AngryParsley [625/714] has challenged naf [80/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:17:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/16/16 13:04:58] yur [261/484] has challenged AngryParsley [580/714] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to yur's clock.
[08/16/16 17:29:57] brendan, pfoley, and shandor [1127/2355] have team battled Fluttershy, spillere, and AngryParsley [1157/2365] and lost! 0 days, 19:34:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/16 17:12:41] rharwood [48/522] has challenged AngryParsley [270/714] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:42:14 is added to rharwood's clock.
[08/17/16 23:56:03] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:13:08 towards level 81.
[08/18/16 02:40:12] moffz0r [37/114] has challenged AngryParsley [381/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to moffz0r's clock.
[08/19/16 00:54:13] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:34 towards level 81.
[08/19/16 06:01:38] AngryParsley [293/714] has come upon Frogging101 [206/504] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:27:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/19/16 07:33:05] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:42:25 towards level 81.
[08/20/16 10:29:14] AngryParsley, Ladon, MrGlass, and everbrew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/16 09:10:50] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:46 towards level 81.
[08/22/16 12:20:54] Relayer [10/271] has challenged AngryParsley [117/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Relayer's clock.
[08/23/16 04:31:25] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:19 towards level 81.
[08/23/16 05:05:26] AngryParsley [67/714] has come upon Babar [157/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:53:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/23/16 05:59:52] Andries [230/535] has come upon AngryParsley [415/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:07 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/24/16 10:45:00] hannesenator [343/879] has challenged AngryParsley [256/714] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:21:48 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[08/24/16 14:46:26] AngryParsley [67/714] has challenged Globalirc [340/626] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:04:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/16 04:51:35] AngryParsley [215/714] has challenged Harambe [9/13] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:38:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/16 07:08:43] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:23 towards level 81.
[08/25/16 21:57:55] AngryParsley [230/714] has challenged Meta [272/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/26/16 12:33:43] AngryParsley [597/714] has come upon elf [218/914] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:04:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/27/16 16:37:49] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:59 towards level 81.
[08/27/16 18:30:19] AngryParsley [574/714] has come upon SlowRiot [382/936] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:47:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/16/16 04:53:24] MJ94 [619/892] has come upon AngryParsley [155/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:15 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/17/16 05:27:58] Mithkabob, Babar, and MadMan [210/1946] have team battled Mjolnir, AngryParsley, and blizgerg [510/1948] and lost! 0 days, 23:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/16 10:30:39] AngryParsley [518/714] has challenged keeper_c [339/1176] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:55:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/18/16 07:05:31] holloway, WallIdl, and Bkid [1224/1725] have team battled AngryParsley, canton7, and yond [898/2241] and won! 0 days, 04:48:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/16 01:45:10] AngryParsley burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/16 02:17:22] borsin [13/228] has challenged AngryParsley [645/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/20/16 15:20:28] AngryParsley, MontyZuma, and strugart [2002/2878] have team battled Woona, Mateusz, and fangfufu [2123/2166] and lost! 2 days, 14:11:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 01:54:05] lipek [1132/1192] has come upon AngryParsley [634/710] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:49:40 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/21/16 03:52:43] Silvanus_Betrium, Jareeta, and SchrodingersScat [1544/2369] have team battled AngryParsley, Virtual, and Mateusz [584/1985] and won! 2 days, 11:39:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 17:32:28] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:39:57 from level 81.
[09/22/16 00:19:21] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:09 towards level 81.
[09/22/16 21:18:55] Mithkabob [203/344] has challenged AngryParsley [599/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:16 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[09/23/16 09:11:50] Mithkabob, DrOfBaconNomics, AngryParsley, and ville have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/16 01:00:02] AbacusAvenger [68/509] has challenged AngryParsley [234/710] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:42:25 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[10/06/16 14:36:32] Silvanus_Betrium [465/575] has come upon AngryParsley [543/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:10:06 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/06/16 22:55:19] sjefen6, allo, and gipyelrah [876/1993] have team battled eva42, AngryParsley, and Sixbierehomme [1359/2686] and lost! 4 days, 13:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 18:26:58] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:16:52 from level 81.
[10/24/16 00:51:46] Babar, Cypher, and Mateusz [1117/2759] have team battled Doctor, Cenhinen, and AngryParsley [671/2278] and won! 2 days, 14:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 06:06:57] theZoMBiE [618/900] has come upon AngryParsley [465/710] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:38:58 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/24/16 07:05:11] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:34:45 towards level 81.
[10/27/16 00:04:50] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:06:38 towards level 81.
[10/27/16 03:55:15] Captain_Chaos [4/300] has challenged AngryParsley [416/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/27/16 17:39:12] AngryParsley [246/710] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [519/575] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:47:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/28/16 07:05:10] AngryParsley [574/710] has come upon Furry [307/644] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:45:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/29/16 22:58:58] Mylon [26/224] has challenged AngryParsley [648/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Mylon's clock.
[10/30/16 05:18:45] AngryParsley [522/710] has come upon abra0 [628/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:13:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/30/16 22:19:08] AngryParsley [460/710] has come upon kier [548/860] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:16:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/31/16 16:32:37] Mylon [207/247] has challenged AngryParsley [379/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Mylon's clock.
[11/04/16 05:09:35] rxcomm [773/786] has come upon AngryParsley [93/710] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:58:27 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[11/04/16 21:39:43] AngryParsley met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:45:39 from level 81.
[11/05/16 13:56:52] AngryParsley [626/710] has challenged allo [382/467] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:21:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/05/16 19:42:12] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:40:36 is added to his clock.
[11/05/16 23:49:01] GilbertErik, holloway, and simple [1769/1895] have team battled Pithlit, Relayer, and AngryParsley [1406/1717] and won! 6 days, 02:20:01 is removed from their clocks.

[11/07/16 11:21:01] PiotrekD [172/687] has come upon AngryParsley [340/710] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:48:02 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[11/08/16 21:26:50] AngryParsley [240/710] has challenged GilbertErik [294/533] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:27:30 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/12/16 06:40:22] sasaniak [171/516] has come upon AngryParsley [585/710] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:24:49 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/12/16 22:26:57] Plasmastar, Pici, and AngryParsley [1813/1855] have team battled SirMonkeybox, a1291762, and keepermurf [83/2631] and won! 7 days, 17:41:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 00:54:23] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:37:50 from level 81.
[11/13/16 05:26:07] AngryParsley, godog, and pfoley [1580/2029] have team battled simple, shymega, and Ttech [913/2702] and won! 7 days, 11:26:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 18:12:33] Cypher [765/1006] has challenged AngryParsley [559/710] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:17:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/13/16 21:51:56] Zye, nikoJ, and Lios [1514/2049] have team battled Darky, AngryParsley, and Agent86 [604/1998] and won! 0 days, 23:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 23:20:23] vox, AngryParsley, and Captain_Chaos [1069/2114] have team battled dtype, IndigoTiger, and robox [1157/1963] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/16 19:55:34] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:27:54 from level 81.
[11/16/16 21:18:58] Cypher [616/1006] has come upon AngryParsley [113/710] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:17:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/18/16 13:32:05] Tzic, robox, and AngryParsley [1769/2183] have team battled a1291762, dtype, and Cypher [1009/2358] and won! 3 days, 05:17:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 00:10:21] Darky [717/837] has come upon AngryParsley [425/719] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:42:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/19/16 02:05:33] AngryParsley [636/719] has come upon Hydrogenum [140/439] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 11:54:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/19/16 02:05:36] AngryParsley [583/719] has come upon Hydrogenum [187/439] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:43:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/20/16 00:25:46] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:34:01 towards level 81.
[11/21/16 22:02:56] Cypher [949/1073] has come upon AngryParsley [524/719] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:49:27 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/23/16 06:54:06] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:19:13 towards level 81.
[11/23/16 08:38:27] robox [342/636] has challenged AngryParsley [301/719] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:37:24 is removed from robox's clock.
[11/23/16 13:10:53] AngryParsley stole RBecker's level 277 weapon while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 221 weapon behind, which RBecker then takes.
[11/23/16 13:39:57] gipyelrah [1013/1083] has come upon AngryParsley [473/769] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:56:08 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[11/23/16 22:52:10] jstg [156/620] has come upon AngryParsley [196/769] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:27:18 is added to jstg's clock.
[11/24/16 07:37:47] Mithkabob [76/352] has challenged AngryParsley [380/769] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[11/24/16 09:05:12] AngryParsley [620/769] has come upon XJR-9 [535/732] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:08:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/24/16 19:52:17] LordH [917/960] has challenged AngryParsley [144/769] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:43:34 is removed from LordH's clock.
[11/24/16 23:04:38] AngryParsley stole freeboson's level 41 pair of boots while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 31 pair of boots behind, which freeboson then takes.
[11/25/16 12:58:55] AngryParsley [734/778] has challenged Merkel [365/881] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:28:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/25/16 20:01:41] AngryParsley [381/778] has challenged Zoddo [458/576] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:45:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/27/16 01:03:01] IndigoTiger [405/1025] has come upon AngryParsley [314/778] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:53:50 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/27/16 14:32:32] MadMan [393/643] has come upon AngryParsley [413/778] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:36:06 is added to MadMan's clock.
[11/28/16 04:24:01] Milquetoast [498/902] has challenged AngryParsley [544/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/28/16 09:34:59] AngryParsley, blizgerg, and Relayer [618/2152] have team battled aucg, Milquetoast, and Herb_Tarlek [2356/2365] and lost! 1 day, 08:53:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 10:04:34] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:40:25 towards level 81.
[12/01/16 10:33:16] Euronur [3/190] has challenged AngryParsley [768/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Euronur's clock.
[12/01/16 12:24:06] max [174/399] has challenged AngryParsley [93/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from max's clock.
[12/01/16 18:31:51] AbrahamLinksys [2/745] has come upon AngryParsley [332/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:17:40 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/01/16 18:52:47] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:49:33 from level 81.
[12/01/16 22:11:01] AngryParsley burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/03/16 03:14:41] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:39:01 from level 81.
[12/04/16 10:22:41] fattrat [601/645] has challenged AngryParsley [54/774] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/04/16 16:56:02] Darky, AngryParsley, and elbie [1689/1891] have team battled Mirc0p, allo, and Lemelisk [675/2085] and won! 0 days, 04:06:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 15:47:47] AngryParsley stole PinkiePie's level 58 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 53 pair of gloves behind, which PinkiePie then takes.
[12/06/16 00:45:08] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of his weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/16 02:27:17] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:31:49 is added to his clock.
[12/06/16 09:14:00] shandor, Sailor_Venus, and AngryParsley [775/2092] have team battled Andries, abra0, and astropoint [1055/2163] and lost! 4 days, 08:47:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/16 13:35:38] rxcomm [351/786] has come upon AngryParsley [607/802] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:40:48 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[12/06/16 23:43:10] bete_noire, agrajag, and AngryParsley [1591/2083] have team battled SN4T14, VoidFox, and Brainiac [414/1799] and won! 0 days, 02:44:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 05:43:44] acsid [203/338] has challenged AngryParsley [355/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to acsid's clock.
[12/08/16 14:49:51] NeuralMiner [254/295] has challenged AngryParsley [339/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/09/16 09:49:36] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:43 towards level 81.
[12/09/16 12:19:56] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:25:23 from level 81.
[12/09/16 12:54:24] khmerboy [262/265] has come upon AngryParsley [203/802] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:21:59 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[12/10/16 02:46:33] Majak [301/535] has come upon AngryParsley [253/802] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:45:30 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/10/16 02:46:33] Majak has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 7 days, 22:42:16 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/10/16 13:34:13] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:16:20 from level 81.
[12/10/16 22:05:40] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:34:29 from level 81.
[12/11/16 17:00:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 34 days, 22:09:30 from level 81.
[12/12/16 07:10:24] Str1ngS, Virtual, and AngryParsley [181/1989] have team battled idisjunction, jenksy, and Tenorman [990/3067] and lost! 3 days, 15:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/16 12:41:01] idisjunction [535/1062] has challenged AngryParsley [266/802] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:32:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/13/16 09:09:13] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 15:17:00 is added to his clock.
[12/14/16 00:48:38] Ladon [376/987] has come upon AngryParsley [526/802] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:56:09 is added to Ladon's clock.
[12/14/16 15:57:56] borsin [305/436] has challenged AngryParsley [552/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/14/16 17:36:46] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 04:25:46 from level 81.
[12/14/16 19:56:35] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:12:39 towards level 81.
[12/15/16 08:03:00] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 13:53:00 towards level 81.
[12/16/16 01:26:32] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:01:15 towards level 81.
[12/16/16 04:15:52] AngryParsley [612/802] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [166/1012] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:29:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/16/16 04:15:52] AngryParsley has dealt DrOfBaconNomics a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:24:13 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/16/16 14:59:09] brycec, Iri, and AngryParsley [571/1895] have team battled Drevas, shymega, and Gizmokid2005 [1537/1592] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/16 23:50:33] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:15:02 towards level 81.
[12/18/16 18:39:32] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:15:36 towards level 81.
[12/18/16 19:34:22] agrajag, Killerkid, and AbrahamLinksys [2052/2460] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, AngryParsley, and pfoley [649/2241] and won! 5 days, 20:34:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/16 22:00:48] AngryParsley [260/802] has challenged XJR-9 [43/703] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:32:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/21/16 01:02:01] AngryParsley [511/802] has challenged bootdisk [125/424] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:09:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/23/16 03:19:28] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:41:22 is added to his clock.
[12/24/16 06:23:16] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:49:41 is added to his clock.
[12/24/16 10:25:37] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:52:22 from level 81.
[12/24/16 11:40:03] AngryParsley, basepi, and theZoMBiE [326/2579] have team battled torg, yasdorian, and Mordraan [1152/1220] and lost! 0 days, 13:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 23:15:09] AngryParsley stole gabriel's level 438 weapon while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 304 weapon behind, which gabriel then takes.
[12/25/16 19:03:22] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:28:55 from level 81.
[12/27/16 03:55:44] AngryParsley [320/923] has challenged darkmage [933/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:53:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/27/16 14:59:40] bl4ckscor3 [372/497] has challenged AngryParsley [393/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:22 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/27/16 17:20:40] Cypher [567/1056] has come upon AngryParsley [292/923] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:45:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/29/16 04:38:13] shandor [502/792] has come upon AngryParsley [440/923] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:09:05 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/30/16 15:54:06] AngryParsley stole bigjay's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 61 helm behind, which bigjay then takes.
[12/31/16 21:33:23] elf [106/904] has come upon AngryParsley [910/933] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:56:39 is added to elf's clock.
[01/01/17 13:42:51] zokko [572/758] has challenged AngryParsley [450/933] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:33:54 is removed from zokko's clock.
[01/03/17 01:19:02] AngryParsley, shandor, Evrial, and NeuralMiner have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/17 09:54:37] bl4ckscor3 [27/544] has challenged AngryParsley [122/933] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/05/17 00:28:13] fattrat, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [2398/2421] have team battled allo, jcll, and darkmage [1593/1605] and won! 2 days, 00:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 13:09:28] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:43:39 towards level 81.
[01/05/17 17:29:24] rxcomm, Oooooog, and AngryParsley [1234/2249] have team battled MetaNova, shandor, and Everyman [1161/1680] and won! 5 days, 11:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/17 07:21:29] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:42:42 from level 81.
[01/07/17 14:38:08] AngryParsley [29/933] has challenged Fluttershy [400/869] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:34:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/07/17 19:08:06] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:42:47 towards level 81.
[01/09/17 06:52:58] RBecker [545/798] has challenged AngryParsley [624/933] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:45:57 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/10/17 15:05:02] AngryParsley [522/933] has challenged yano [145/426] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:03:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/10/17 21:07:17] AngryParsley [877/933] has challenged Realmy [859/1010] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:18:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/11/17 08:13:36] AngryParsley [679/933] has come upon dxrt [602/947] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:16:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/12/17 07:50:53] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:24 towards level 81.
[01/12/17 09:55:00] Cameron_D, AngryParsley, and Taffer [2102/2757] have team battled Ladon, Andries, and Ttech [1351/3142] and won! 0 days, 23:29:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 15:26:50] AngryParsley [222/933] has come upon xa [375/409] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:50:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/17 01:33:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 7 days, 11:31:49 toward level 81.
[01/13/17 16:32:22] AngryParsley [903/933] has challenged Asara [905/1128] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:38:19 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/14/17 19:02:00] omnivore [146/210] has challenged AngryParsley [39/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:36 is removed from omnivore's clock.
[01/15/17 14:13:15] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:29:40 from level 81.
[01/16/17 08:21:05] bl4ckscor3, ville, and freeboson [1009/1979] have team battled AngryParsley, WallIdl, and Lios [1290/2527] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/17 23:48:32] dtype [392/396] has come upon AngryParsley [825/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:17:24 is added to dtype's clock.
[01/17/17 06:03:20] AngryParsley [735/933] has challenged Bradicus [576/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:38:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/17/17 07:03:42] AngryParsley [610/933] has challenged glook [214/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:37:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/18/17 11:00:56] AngryParsley [628/933] has come upon sjums_the_great [25/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:10:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/19/17 12:23:23] arlen [640/935] has challenged AngryParsley [117/933] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:38 is removed from arlen's clock.
[01/19/17 13:23:45] AngryParsley [717/933] has challenged robox [104/650] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:08:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/19/17 20:26:16] AngryParsley [854/933] has challenged simple [563/885] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/20/17 01:28:03] Gizmokid2005 [232/793] has challenged AngryParsley [568/933] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:52:54 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/21/17 00:00:09] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:03:04 is added to his clock.
[01/21/17 20:46:18] AngryParsley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AngryParsley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/17 14:38:34] AngryParsley, PersonalJ, and GilbertErik [100/2254] have team battled SudoKing, Doctor, and JuanMaestro [410/2253] and lost! 1 day, 23:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/17 15:38:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 6 days, 20:48:42 toward level 81.
[01/23/17 15:59:50] AngryParsley [348/922] has challenged Ladon [758/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:07 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/23/17 22:18:36] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:29 towards level 81.
[01/24/17 05:23:40] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:58:51 is added to his clock.
[01/24/17 06:51:19] elf, aucg, and IdleMaster [1475/2363] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and shymega [733/2062] and won! 3 days, 11:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/17 09:35:09] Fluttershy [121/864] has come upon AngryParsley [608/927] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:11:59 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[01/25/17 11:27:06] IndigoTiger, dclaw123, and dindinx [1772/2212] have team battled KeboDK, Boohbah, and AngryParsley [321/2506] and won! 0 days, 23:02:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/17 16:22:41] vrillusions [472/1011] has challenged AngryParsley [2/927] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[01/25/17 18:32:28] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:21 from level 81.
[01/26/17 07:30:24] AngryParsley [892/927] has come upon Str1ngS [251/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:48:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/27/17 12:30:41] AngryParsley [820/927] has challenged stvc [76/208] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:15:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.

[01/28/17 04:25:41] RistoUuranmaki, Cenhinen, and PiotrekD [252/1998] have team battled AngryParsley, ohnx, and sphere_au [1084/1569] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 05:24:29] vox [1086/1095] has come upon AngryParsley [86/927] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:15 is removed from vox's clock.
[01/29/17 10:27:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 24 days, 21:58:00 toward level 82.
[01/30/17 07:20:05] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:23:49 towards level 82.
[01/31/17 22:35:06] Jareeta [526/1112] has challenged AngryParsley [684/927] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:08:12 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[02/01/17 00:14:56] Oooooog [79/524] has challenged AngryParsley [93/927] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[02/01/17 05:17:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 26 days, 08:34:33 toward level 82.
[02/02/17 04:09:54] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:56 towards level 82.
[02/02/17 21:45:09] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:10 from level 82.
[02/04/17 08:04:50] Evrial [7/543] has come upon AngryParsley [779/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:12 is added to Evrial's clock.
[02/04/17 16:06:21] AngryParsley [765/935] has challenged Meta [663/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:17:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/04/17 18:33:50] AngryParsley stole yasdorian's level 61 pair of boots while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 41 pair of boots behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[02/04/17 21:17:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 18:10:05 from level 82.
[02/06/17 11:51:30] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:47 from level 82.
[02/06/17 12:09:33] nfsnobody, Cameron_D, and AngryParsley [2601/3031] have team battled brendan, vox, and sasaniak [1642/2672] and won! 1 day, 21:29:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 13:09:46] Gatewayy [739/868] has come upon AngryParsley [825/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:36:47 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[02/07/17 07:07:05] lipek [386/1188] has come upon AngryParsley [432/953] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:41:16 is added to lipek's clock.
[02/07/17 23:48:04] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:03:00 is added to his clock.
[02/08/17 04:23:11] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:02:15 is added to his clock.
[02/08/17 11:44:50] vegadark [88/445] has come upon AngryParsley [231/953] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:29:40 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/08/17 14:16:03] vrillusions, AngryParsley, and Ironhoof [682/2792] have team battled Globalirc, AbrahamLinksys, and Fattyeater [1769/1815] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 15:57:34] zid, AngryParsley, and stvc [438/2069] have team battled Firien, Satoshi, and Heisenberg [2499/2547] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 18:40:50] AngryParsley [821/953] has challenged ville [522/794] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:51:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/09/17 00:01:53] Satoshi [451/788] has come upon AngryParsley [937/953] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:38:20 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/10/17 17:36:29] SN4T14, PinkiePie, and RedW [1129/2269] have team battled AngryParsley, mwhahaha, and dindinx [1050/1979] and won! 0 days, 08:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 01:08:23] AngryParsley [871/953] has challenged yano [229/431] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:41:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/15/17 08:22:37] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:05:33 towards level 82.
[02/16/17 00:35:24] Everyman, AngryParsley, and Goodkat [442/2050] have team battled shandor, RBecker, and Virtual [1766/2073] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/17 11:15:04] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:52 towards level 82.
[02/16/17 18:17:03] Budzogan [248/509] has come upon AngryParsley [20/953] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:57:51 is removed from Budzogan's clock.
[02/19/17 07:01:30] sasaniak [144/500] has challenged AngryParsley [661/953] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:20:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/20/17 23:27:18] HeavyPodda, SlowRiot, and Heisenberg [2163/2618] have team battled AngryParsley, osannatas, and Fattyeater [329/2036] and won! 1 day, 02:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 05:50:13] AngryParsley, Asara, and Pici [1381/3062] have team battled Mithkabob, dtype, and rxcomm [2018/2028] and lost! 1 day, 13:18:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 11:11:51] PinkiePie, robflop, and Killerkid [700/2339] have team battled abra0, AngryParsley, and Adar [1711/2356] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/17 14:40:02] AngryParsley, sjefen6, and pfoley [1901/2007] have team battled elf, kenyon, and dclaw123 [2829/2902] and lost! 2 days, 00:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/17 22:45:12] AngryParsley [725/962] has challenged tspange [767/841] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:32:16 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/23/17 23:49:10] El_Sobaka [98/211] has challenged AngryParsley [750/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/24/17 14:33:52] brendan [3/1122] has come upon AngryParsley [48/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:36:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/24/17 19:35:06] kensington [232/605] has come upon AngryParsley [55/962] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:25:10 is removed from kensington's clock.
[02/25/17 00:24:40] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 18:43:10 is added to his clock.
[02/25/17 04:30:36] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:03:39 towards level 82.
[02/25/17 07:27:55] simple [192/878] has come upon AngryParsley [149/943] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:31:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/26/17 13:59:13] AngryParsley [334/943] has challenged zokko [510/758] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:56:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/27/17 22:52:33] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:19:41 towards level 82.
[03/01/17 08:48:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 41 days, 08:36:55 toward level 82.
[03/01/17 16:04:17] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/17 05:37:14] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:03 towards level 82.
[03/04/17 04:09:49] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:02:41 towards level 82.
[03/04/17 17:58:28] El_Sobaka, Doctor, and AngryParsley [818/2221] have team battled Eiam, MrGlass, and Asara [326/2669] and won! 0 days, 06:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 19:52:27] AngryParsley [724/933] has challenged Pici [167/972] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:48:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/08/17 10:29:37] allo [432/494] has come upon AngryParsley [464/933] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:45:28 is added to allo's clock.
[03/09/17 02:56:55] AngryParsley, irix, unicron, and Mirc0p have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/17 03:10:35] irix [812/1071] has come upon AngryParsley [692/933] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:23:54 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/09/17 04:40:49] Adar [131/553] has come upon AngryParsley [713/933] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:26:54 is added to Adar's clock.
[03/10/17 20:53:34] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:47 towards level 82.
[03/11/17 08:17:09] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:00 towards level 82.
[03/13/17 17:14:57] AngryParsley [836/933] has come upon Reilly [98/428] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:02:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/15/17 04:26:21] johngaden [300/303] has challenged AngryParsley [548/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to johngaden's clock.
[03/17/17 15:32:00] double [419/855] has come upon AngryParsley [756/933] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:21:18 is added to double's clock.
[03/18/17 04:32:25] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:50 towards level 82.
[03/18/17 10:59:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 6 days, 01:08:10 toward level 82.
[03/18/17 20:55:32] MadMan [510/792] has come upon AngryParsley [495/933] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:41:47 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[03/19/17 08:11:25] AngryParsley [480/933] has come upon JuanMaestro [4/578] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:15:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/19/17 17:28:33] gabriel [225/779] has come upon AngryParsley [321/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:46 is added to gabriel's clock.
[03/19/17 22:51:39] AngryParsley [362/933] has challenged Misza [25/932] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:38:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/20/17 06:06:54] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:56 towards level 82.
[03/21/17 03:02:14] holloway, zid, and yano [313/2062] have team battled dodobrain, pfoley, and AngryParsley [2424/2448] and lost! 4 days, 04:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/17 03:46:43] dtype, El_Sobaka, and JuanMaestro [543/1687] have team battled soltys, pfoley, and AngryParsley [1435/2259] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/17 06:44:52] AbrahamLinksys [399/677] has challenged AngryParsley [225/933] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:33:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/23/17 12:29:51] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:22 towards level 82.
[03/23/17 16:11:22] Nofew, Ttech, and CornFly [1990/3542] have team battled soltys, AngryParsley, and Taffer [989/2321] and won! 3 days, 23:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 18:01:45] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:59:46 towards level 82.
[03/23/17 18:49:14] SudoKing [140/706] has challenged AngryParsley [56/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:11 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[03/24/17 19:12:22] ohnx [304/417] has come upon AngryParsley [352/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:48 is added to ohnx's clock.
[03/25/17 14:04:00] AngryParsley [724/933] has challenged RedW [4/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:23:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/25/17 14:06:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 16:38:42 toward level 82.
[03/26/17 06:09:34] AbacusAvenger [765/854] has challenged AngryParsley [397/933] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:35:01 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[03/27/17 10:34:43] XJR-9, AngryParsley, and SchrodingersScat [658/2460] have team battled MetaNova, Eldoreth, and Birdbones [1430/2063] and lost! 1 day, 19:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/17 13:31:46] Eldoreth [119/752] has challenged AngryParsley [765/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:02 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[03/29/17 03:46:03] womblecat [139/513] has come upon AngryParsley [490/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:37 is added to womblecat's clock.
[03/31/17 07:51:49] AbrahamLinksys [241/677] has come upon AngryParsley [375/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:26:22 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/31/17 20:07:16] HeavyPodda [705/811] has challenged AngryParsley [126/933] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:43:35 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/31/17 22:28:49] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:48 towards level 82.
[04/02/17 13:09:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 2 days, 21:43:55 toward level 82.
[04/04/17 15:50:01] rharwood [523/581] has challenged AngryParsley [561/933] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to rharwood's clock.
[04/04/17 17:36:22] pixelate [124/480] has challenged AngryParsley [97/933] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:58:10 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[04/05/17 10:40:17] SynthesizerPatel, max, and gollum [1389/2175] have team battled AbacusAvenger, AngryParsley, and Herb_Tarlek [2448/2450] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/17 13:48:03] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:04 from level 82.
[04/06/17 03:46:59] AngryParsley [484/933] has challenged irix [146/1051] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:15:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/06/17 09:03:31] borsin, Satoshi, and fangfufu [822/1803] have team battled AngryParsley, Cameron_D, and rharwood [101/2907] and won! 0 days, 05:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 11:46:04] AngryParsley reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/17 13:49:20] freeboson [748/808] has come upon AngryParsley [695/947] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:17:49 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/09/17 13:49:20] freeboson has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:20:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/17 16:22:57] tspange, AngryParsley, and damyan [2651/2822] have team battled Taffer, allo, and m0shbear [1046/1828] and won! 2 days, 00:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 17:55:26] AngryParsley [895/947] has challenged holloway [299/822] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:48:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/14/17 23:16:45] AngryParsley [396/947] has come upon Pici [501/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:35:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/15/17 13:23:51] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:51:43 from level 82.
[04/17/17 13:24:43] Misza [808/932] has challenged AngryParsley [96/947] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/17/17 18:37:03] Evrial [554/691] has challenged AngryParsley [709/947] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:15:11 is added to Evrial's clock.
[04/17/17 19:37:25] Fluttershy [531/882] has challenged AngryParsley [926/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:40 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[04/17/17 20:29:28] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:15 towards level 82.
[04/18/17 07:12:53] Brady [27/286] has come upon AngryParsley [148/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:45 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/19/17 00:29:38] mayli [115/375] has challenged AngryParsley [394/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to mayli's clock.
[04/19/17 11:41:22] arg8bluefan, AngryParsley, and Mateusz [958/2112] have team battled Satoshi, Globalirc, and prime [786/1996] and won! 0 days, 15:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/17 12:20:37] liara [169/369] has challenged AngryParsley [935/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to liara's clock.
[04/20/17 11:14:41] SudoKing, AngryParsley, and Firien [1698/2463] have team battled Fattyeater, JuanMaestro, and lipek [1165/2252] and won! 0 days, 06:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 01:42:48] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:41 towards level 82.
[04/21/17 18:26:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 03:18:30 toward level 82.
[04/22/17 04:15:52] JensRex [594/867] has challenged AngryParsley [789/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:58 is added to JensRex's clock.
[04/22/17 05:40:19] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:02 towards level 82.
[04/22/17 07:53:16] Mrs.BigHead [376/499] has come upon AngryParsley [739/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:00:00 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[04/23/17 11:40:40] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:59:51 from level 82.
[04/27/17 07:45:27] AngryParsley [216/947] has come upon yano [118/431] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:44:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/27/17 09:34:14] AngryParsley, Oooooog, and tspange [1972/2267] have team battled Beavis, dindinx, and exotime [656/1628] and won! 1 day, 12:14:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 21:18:47] yasdorian [591/600] has challenged AngryParsley [69/947] in combat and won! 20 days, 10:44:33 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[05/05/17 23:44:04] AngryParsley fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AngryParsley's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/17 02:20:32] jstg [646/678] has challenged AngryParsley [216/938] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:03:04 is removed from jstg's clock.
[05/06/17 04:29:20] SudoKing, Sundance, and AngryParsley [399/2350] have team battled NoodleCake, elf, and BronyDee [150/2242] and won! 0 days, 21:16:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 03:41:00] dtype, AngryParsley, and allo [1109/2140] have team battled vrillusions, Killerkid, and idisjunction [1225/2732] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 04:59:11] AngryParsley [494/938] has come upon jstg [424/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:03:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/08/17 04:59:11] AngryParsley has dealt jstg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:10:25 is added to jstg's clock.
[05/08/17 11:20:05] ohnx [508/836] has challenged AngryParsley [545/938] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to ohnx's clock.
[05/08/17 19:34:11] AngryParsley misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:49 from level 82.
[05/08/17 21:29:48] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:41 towards level 82.
[05/09/17 01:47:23] suterismus [437/1255] has challenged AngryParsley [650/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:53 is added to suterismus's clock.
[05/11/17 14:48:54] dclaw123 [548/846] has come upon AngryParsley [589/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:51 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[05/12/17 12:18:18] Fluttershy [129/882] has challenged AngryParsley [861/938] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:10:59 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[05/12/17 12:44:01] AngryParsley [884/938] has come upon sjefen6 [345/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/13/17 08:00:01] Herb_Tarlek, Bradicus, and Cypher [1565/2346] have team battled awgh, BronyDee, and AngryParsley [1804/2105] and lost! 0 days, 18:29:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/17 10:27:12] brendan, tspange, and AngryParsley [2231/3110] have team battled PinkiePie, canton7, and Nofew [1554/2593] and won! 0 days, 07:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 13:19:38] kensington, AngryParsley, and Syloq [1267/1863] have team battled Birdbones, Killerkid, and Eldoreth [568/2165] and won! 0 days, 05:14:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 20:15:28] astrutt [58/231] has challenged AngryParsley [537/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to astrutt's clock.
[05/15/17 01:09:12] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:47 from level 82.
[05/15/17 11:11:49] AngryParsley [473/938] has challenged robox [248/697] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/16/17 18:30:04] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:09:39 towards level 83.
[05/17/17 00:25:57] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:34:15 towards level 83.
[05/17/17 07:41:32] liara, AngryParsley, and Syloq [231/1629] have team battled RedW, Ttech, and Gerdesas [277/3041] and lost! 2 days, 05:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 13:50:02] AngryParsley [834/938] has challenged Agent86 [493/642] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:26:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/17 15:26:24] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:46:01 from level 83.
[05/18/17 06:12:24] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:15:13 towards level 83.
[05/20/17 14:06:07] Syloq, Asara, and kensington [1854/2316] have team battled AngryParsley, dodobrain, and glook [677/2390] and won! 1 day, 08:38:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 17:08:24] petrichor [126/1018] has come upon AngryParsley [176/938] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:35:21 is added to petrichor's clock.
[05/20/17 19:33:36] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:18:04 is added to his clock.
[05/21/17 07:07:47] glorgamitch [114/476] has challenged AngryParsley [337/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[05/21/17 20:26:20] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:45:31 towards level 83.
[05/21/17 21:49:13] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:45:41 towards level 83.
[05/23/17 22:21:50] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:33:41 from level 83.
[05/23/17 23:24:10] AngryParsley [534/938] has challenged KingQuackers [148/355] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:25:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/24/17 05:28:59] everbrew [160/708] has come upon AngryParsley [57/938] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:39:09 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[05/25/17 16:33:39] PiotrekD, Bradicus, and AngryParsley [1944/2216] have team battled Zaratustra, irix, and Pici [1876/3173] and won! 3 days, 06:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 20:24:59] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:51:15 from level 83.
[05/28/17 23:11:46] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:37:00 from level 83.
[05/29/17 03:45:50] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:59:02 from level 83.
[05/29/17 08:23:32] Virtual [124/670] has come upon AngryParsley [599/938] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:13:17 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/30/17 17:48:43] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:06:06 towards level 83.
[05/31/17 08:18:24] astrutt, everbrew, and Asara [1008/2204] have team battled Zye, AngryParsley, and Adar [833/2241] and won! 0 days, 05:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 23:20:14] AngryParsley [293/938] has challenged Zye [495/739] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:36:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/01/17 02:31:37] Lnk [288/507] has come upon AngryParsley [19/938] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:48 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[06/01/17 02:31:49] Lnk [185/507] has come upon AngryParsley [724/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:00 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/02/17 10:14:59] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:22:05 from level 83.
[06/02/17 16:14:20] PsyGrowth [63/213] has challenged AngryParsley [76/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to PsyGrowth's clock.
[06/03/17 16:43:11] AngryParsley, Sundance, and woonack [816/2145] have team battled Avon, Bl4ckC0re, and elf [880/2414] and lost! 0 days, 16:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/17 22:39:36] Majak [309/572] has come upon AngryParsley [325/938] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:35:45 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/04/17 08:37:10] AngryParsley [92/938] has challenged tspange [499/822] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:53:27 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/06/17 06:41:50] bigjay, sigmg, and Atan [1627/1687] have team battled AngryParsley, simple, and Sixbierehomme [218/2548] and won! 0 days, 00:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/17 11:40:33] AngryParsley stole elbie's level 43 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 37 pair of gloves behind, which elbie then takes.
[06/06/17 16:32:41] AngryParsley [368/944] has challenged Socks [434/579] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:11:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/06/17 18:33:01] AngryParsley [731/944] has challenged nickware [437/549] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:55:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/08/17 01:45:07] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:59 towards level 83.
[06/08/17 19:53:12] mwhahaha, pants, and MetaNova [1314/1922] have team battled basicMiracle, AngryParsley, and manish17xxx [680/2085] and won! 0 days, 20:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 22:23:15] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:13:33 from level 83.
[06/09/17 04:23:14] AngryParsley [384/944] has come upon lipek [423/1188] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:30:30 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/09/17 18:40:23] Cameron_D [883/1451] has come upon AngryParsley [299/944] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:03 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/10/17 21:42:51] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:37:29 from level 83.
[06/10/17 22:32:38] Killerkid, AngryParsley, and Zye [1191/2399] have team battled pants, rxcomm, and Opie [1646/2348] and lost! 1 day, 08:55:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/17 07:04:09] robox, lipek, AngryParsley, and everbrew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/17 08:36:26] Euronur, AngryParsley, and Asara [1289/2761] have team battled kinopu, glorgamitch, and Firien [544/1705] and won! 3 days, 12:46:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 12:16:31] everbrew [570/708] has come upon AngryParsley [662/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:05:20 is added to everbrew's clock.
[06/12/17 06:04:00] AngryParsley [137/944] has challenged everbrew [500/708] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:38:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/13/17 16:44:01] manish17xxx, IdleMaster, and AngryParsley [1870/2242] have team battled fattrat, Neil, and kork [65/1780] and won! 0 days, 07:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 02:25:56] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 22:41:50 is added to his clock.
[06/14/17 10:49:22] AngryParsley [70/944] has come upon dclaw123 [173/860] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:27:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/15/17 01:23:10] kinopu [391/533] has challenged AngryParsley [604/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to kinopu's clock.
[06/15/17 19:30:04] Leerbon, Agent86, and allo [582/1260] have team battled Killerkid, AngryParsley, and Gizmokid2005 [1215/2507] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/17 23:05:18] AngryParsley [311/944] has come upon tmberg [425/870] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:30:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/16/17 14:41:44] AngryParsley [246/944] has come upon ohnx [151/822] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:31:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/16/17 18:20:52] Xethron [112/822] has challenged AngryParsley [90/944] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:19:53 is removed from Xethron's clock.
[06/18/17 03:14:27] vegadark [17/495] has come upon AngryParsley [702/944] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:21:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/20/17 14:08:10] Milquetoast, qbit, and dclaw123 [3/2480] have team battled MetaNova, Boohbah, and AngryParsley [1816/2300] and lost! 4 days, 20:23:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 15:35:56] Furry [526/641] has challenged AngryParsley [334/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:18:38 is removed from Furry's clock.
[06/21/17 03:24:58] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:23:52 towards level 83.
[06/21/17 19:40:34] AngryParsley [408/944] has challenged shandor [142/572] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:36:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/22/17 07:42:29] AngryParsley [594/944] has challenged Pici [495/992] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:32:04 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/22/17 19:11:26] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:31:58 from level 83.
[06/22/17 19:45:07] AngryParsley [814/944] has come upon Hydrogenum [160/426] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:31:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/23/17 18:58:57] Skyie, Gizmokid2005, and Torgeir [1245/1641] have team battled Milquetoast, awgh, and AngryParsley [698/2419] and won! 0 days, 03:05:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 22:12:14] Crazycatlady [583/682] has challenged AngryParsley [546/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:51 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/26/17 13:42:38] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:01:52 is added to his clock.
[06/27/17 09:22:25] AngryParsley [635/944] has challenged Brady [159/498] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:03:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/27/17 15:23:20] ohnx [343/822] has challenged AngryParsley [403/944] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:01:07 is added to ohnx's clock.
[06/27/17 17:05:54] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:00:10 from level 83.
[06/30/17 03:27:52] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:10 towards level 83.
[06/30/17 07:07:05] ToHellWithGA [213/415] has challenged AngryParsley [35/944] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/01/17 20:26:17] XenGi, JensRex, and AngryParsley [88/2752] have team battled Bl4ckC0re, Crazycatlady, and Bradicus [414/1843] and lost! 5 days, 14:09:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 00:40:55] Satoshi [330/765] has challenged AngryParsley [390/944] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:13:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/02/17 15:18:09] AngryParsley broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:38:41 from level 83.
[07/02/17 21:30:41] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:49:54 towards level 83.
[07/03/17 06:41:35] AngryParsley stole yasdorian's level 149 amulet while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 87 amulet behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[07/03/17 11:46:44] AbrahamLinksys [324/625] has challenged AngryParsley [777/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/04/17 04:03:02] Andries [243/774] has come upon AngryParsley [747/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:17:39 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/04/17 15:46:03] AngryParsley [409/999] has come upon qbit [647/691] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:31:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/04/17 22:15:10] csssuf [38/228] has challenged AngryParsley [414/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/14/17 04:17:15] idlerpgww [151/504] has challenged AngryParsley [674/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[07/14/17 19:34:57] NoodleCake [47/836] has challenged AngryParsley [135/999] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[07/16/17 03:26:34] AngryParsley [67/999] has come upon J [202/506] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:26:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/16/17 15:53:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 24 days, 09:41:34 toward level 83.
[07/16/17 17:46:11] AngryParsley [275/999] has challenged adamchainz [1/270] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:32:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/16/17 23:50:18] AngryParsley [539/999] has come upon Mateusz [594/836] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:19 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/17/17 19:09:14] BronyDee, h00k, Ttech, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/17 22:37:33] simple [197/897] has come upon AngryParsley [412/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:27 is added to simple's clock.
[07/20/17 04:33:15] bender [106/152] has come upon AngryParsley [940/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:51 is added to bender's clock.
[07/20/17 14:41:54] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:04 towards level 83.
[07/20/17 23:05:02] AngryParsley [509/999] has come upon freeboson [299/798] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:40:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/21/17 09:04:36] dwfreed [440/503] has challenged AngryParsley [155/999] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:03:20 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/22/17 04:33:49] AngryParsley [505/999] has come upon Fattyeater [146/552] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/23/17 13:37:08] Doctor, Atan, and dclaw123 [2319/2370] have team battled AngryParsley, Asara, and allo [173/2653] and won! 3 days, 00:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 22:28:08] Antium, Darky, and AngryParsley [891/2398] have team battled yasdorian, elf, and ToHellWithGA [544/1826] and won! 1 day, 06:57:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 18:52:21] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:10 towards level 83.
[07/26/17 20:15:48] adamchainz [324/326] has challenged AngryParsley [244/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[07/26/17 20:15:48] adamchainz has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:00:37 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/27/17 07:45:55] Zaratustra, theZoMBiE, and Torgeir [2389/2516] have team battled NoodleCake, AngryParsley, and AncalagonThBlack [1241/2487] and won! 0 days, 06:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 19:16:29] DalaiLamer [90/213] has challenged AngryParsley [753/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[07/28/17 00:29:35] fattrat [729/1131] has come upon AngryParsley [128/999] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:02:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/28/17 05:32:07] tmberg [257/891] has challenged AngryParsley [288/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:53 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/29/17 01:49:48] ehjax [128/290] has challenged AngryParsley [112/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from ehjax's clock.
[07/29/17 05:56:32] AngryParsley [204/956] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [148/652] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:26:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/17 10:40:48] AngryParsley [714/956] has challenged DalaiLamer [188/250] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:36:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/17 10:40:48] AngryParsley has dealt DalaiLamer a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:19:34 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[07/30/17 18:02:38] valdur55 [62/575] has challenged AngryParsley [300/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to valdur55's clock.
[07/31/17 22:20:24] AgentThom [207/297] has come upon AngryParsley [612/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:05 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[07/31/17 23:47:06] AngryParsley [323/956] has challenged Lios [827/833] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:08:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/01/17 00:47:16] AngryParsley [338/956] has challenged Boohbah [367/768] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:39:38 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/01/17 03:05:06] AngryParsley [862/956] has come upon PinkiePie [439/616] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:54:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/01/17 04:50:18] Bl4ckC0re, nickware, and zid [1206/2017] have team battled AngryParsley, RBecker, and Fluttershy [2343/2562] and lost! 1 day, 00:31:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/17 14:07:33] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:47:29 towards level 84.
[08/04/17 03:18:19] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:15:24 towards level 84.
[08/04/17 07:00:47] AngryParsley [278/956] has challenged damyan [231/748] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:10:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/04/17 11:01:28] AngryParsley [251/965] has challenged dwfreed [98/507] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:49:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/07/17 07:35:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 6 days, 13:39:22 toward level 84.
[08/08/17 03:04:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 8 days, 20:14:02 toward level 84.
[08/08/17 04:20:22] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:36:22 from level 84.
[08/08/17 16:55:39] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:27:21 is added to his clock.
[08/09/17 20:23:39] WallIdl [187/917] has challenged AngryParsley [641/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:14 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/10/17 15:14:31] Zaratustra, WallIdl, Khorne, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/17 17:49:55] AngryParsley was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:08 from level 84.
[08/11/17 02:57:38] sunri5e [208/256] has challenged AngryParsley [911/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[08/11/17 07:00:35] AngryParsley [839/976] has come upon codedeeply [102/479] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:25:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/12/17 04:13:26] AngryParsley [460/976] has come upon Syloq [244/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:06:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/12/17 08:46:11] elbie [386/812] has come upon AngryParsley [573/976] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:23:26 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/12/17 09:17:25] Globalirc, tspange, and clubbprez [706/1707] have team battled ohnx, AngryParsley, and MrGlass [2674/2729] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 20:20:55] Lnk, darkmage, and AngryParsley [1394/2750] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and mordac [2990/3011] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 08:47:18] codedeeply, AngryParsley, himuraken, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/17 09:53:04] AngryParsley [549/976] has challenged WallIdl [176/917] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:33:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/18/17 02:17:47] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:48:01 from level 84.
[08/18/17 15:07:37] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:37:17 towards level 84.
[08/23/17 22:32:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 5 days, 04:49:07 toward level 84.
[08/24/17 14:43:51] AngryParsley [490/976] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [791/950] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:46:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/17 08:17:48] tmberg, MrGlass, and holloway [1372/2472] have team battled vegadark, AngryParsley, and Iri [515/2022] and won! 0 days, 00:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/17 19:45:31] AngryParsley, mustek, and Kylie [623/2128] have team battled ehjax, sjefen6, and Mateusz [569/1677] and won! 0 days, 04:39:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 11:29:53] AngryParsley [231/976] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [283/536] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:52:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/28/17 00:26:08] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:52:40 towards level 84.
[08/28/17 07:37:34] AngryParsley was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:57:07 from level 84.
[08/29/17 05:16:04] Majak [166/474] has come upon AngryParsley [950/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:57:34 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/29/17 15:59:12] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:39:41 is added to his clock.
[08/30/17 00:39:23] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:20:34 is added to his clock.
[08/30/17 05:33:39] V`ger [184/425] has challenged AngryParsley [26/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:27 is removed from V`ger's clock.
[08/31/17 09:55:15] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:25 towards level 84.
[08/31/17 20:54:31] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:43:18 from level 84.
[09/01/17 11:42:17] Virtual, Andries, and damyan [630/2174] have team battled djm, AngryParsley, and bigjay [1085/2582] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/17 04:34:00] AngryParsley [398/976] has come upon Virtual [231/665] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:19:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/04/17 06:21:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 2 days, 12:26:14 toward level 84.
[09/04/17 13:51:58] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 22:58:03 is added to his clock.
[09/05/17 12:28:11] Globalirc [589/720] has challenged AngryParsley [180/976] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:51:42 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/06/17 13:32:20] AngryParsley [66/976] has challenged Nofew [1064/1109] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:51:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/07/17 13:36:18] AngryParsley [840/976] has challenged lipek [1016/1187] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:55:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/17 13:40:10] AngryParsley [109/976] has challenged wulk [228/454] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:40:17 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/17 17:40:49] suterismus [177/1264] has challenged AngryParsley [868/976] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:52:36 is added to suterismus's clock.
[09/10/17 02:55:17] Silvanus_Betrium [97/207] has challenged AngryParsley [767/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/10/17 03:54:18] elbie [676/784] has come upon AngryParsley [593/976] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:13:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/10/17 06:18:57] ohnx, hannesenator, and AngryParsley [717/3141] have team battled djm, Elgo, and Beavis [689/1903] and won! 5 days, 08:35:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 12:51:20] Furry [120/623] has come upon AngryParsley [255/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:04 is added to Furry's clock.
[09/10/17 18:22:41] D.Va, Vroomfondel, and bigjay [1067/2088] have team battled bootdisk, theZoMBiE, and AngryParsley [2016/2691] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 11:19:00] challene, soltys, and Taffer [1200/1456] have team battled blizgerg, Milquetoast, and AngryParsley [324/3018] and won! 0 days, 01:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 15:04:20] RedW [538/936] has challenged AngryParsley [449/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:13:47 is removed from RedW's clock.
[09/14/17 16:35:47] basepi [32/913] has come upon AngryParsley [811/976] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:03:24 is added to basepi's clock.
[09/14/17 20:51:14] AngryParsley [867/976] has come upon Zye [729/794] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:13:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/16/17 02:37:10] crysys [8/128] has challenged AngryParsley [713/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/16/17 11:11:42] AngryParsley [777/976] has challenged david [311/334] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:17:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/16/17 12:11:51] vegadark [302/496] has challenged AngryParsley [916/976] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:56:50 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/16/17 19:13:45] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:47 towards level 84.
[09/17/17 19:41:38] IdleMaster [281/574] has come upon AngryParsley [755/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:44:42 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/18/17 13:02:53] Herb_Tarlek [266/684] has come upon AngryParsley [747/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:22:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/17 13:54:32] mordac [16/1131] has come upon AngryParsley [768/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:22:09 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/19/17 15:24:19] AngryParsley [176/976] has come upon Boohbah [654/751] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:56:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/19/17 23:35:00] AngryParsley [319/976] has come upon MJ94 [565/926] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:53:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/20/17 20:03:53] AngryParsley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:46:01 from level 84.
[09/21/17 01:55:54] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:01:32 is added to his clock.
[09/21/17 06:33:09] fattrat [499/1215] has come upon AngryParsley [787/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:42:26 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/03/17 01:58:05] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:51:31 from level 84.
[10/07/17 16:30:35] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:55:15 towards level 84.
[10/07/17 18:00:47] codedeeply, kline, and AngryParsley [621/2143] have team battled Misza, pmden, and Luamil [1470/1648] and lost! 1 day, 19:04:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/17 17:18:02] Globalirc [124/724] has come upon AngryParsley [281/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:50 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/10/17 18:58:20] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:01:20 towards level 84.
[10/10/17 20:26:06] qbit, Chuck, and dclaw123 [776/2640] have team battled AngryParsley, keepermurf, and LegendaryQ [1043/2383] and lost! 3 days, 14:47:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/17 14:48:41] PiotrekD [530/673] has challenged AngryParsley [951/976] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:58:02 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[10/11/17 21:50:58] AngryParsley [82/976] has challenged MetaNova [503/763] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:48:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/12/17 10:30:12] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:34:20 towards level 84.
[10/13/17 06:07:49] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:19:14 towards level 84.
[10/15/17 01:14:37] AngryParsley [385/976] has come upon damyan [487/760] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:22:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/15/17 18:59:02] AngryParsley [38/976] has come upon Taffer [638/763] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:37:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/16/17 20:24:53] Atan [200/601] has challenged AngryParsley [165/976] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from Atan's clock.
[10/17/17 06:03:51] CoolChris [202/264] has challenged AngryParsley [251/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[10/17/17 17:29:47] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:23:56 towards level 84.
[10/17/17 23:02:07] AngryParsley [237/976] has come upon sjefen6 [397/421] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:07:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/18/17 16:27:33] bender [559/587] has challenged AngryParsley [242/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:57:16 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/19/17 00:12:35] freeboson [365/839] has come upon AngryParsley [356/976] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:31:38 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/20/17 21:04:15] AngryParsley had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:05 towards level 84.
[10/21/17 12:49:57] Majak, AngryParsley, and bl4ckscor3 [947/1999] have team battled Xenthys, djm, and MJ94 [1411/2264] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/17 11:04:01] pmden [269/375] has come upon AngryParsley [849/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:59 is added to pmden's clock.
[10/24/17 12:10:36] AngryParsley [594/976] has challenged sjefen6 [73/421] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:35:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/25/17 07:17:44] AngryParsley [338/976] has come upon lipek [746/1200] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:18:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/25/17 14:50:45] allo [229/486] has come upon AngryParsley [161/976] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:20:03 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/26/17 06:03:09] Khorne, ruan, and AngryParsley [710/2328] have team battled djm, RBecker, and osannatas [1392/2009] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/17 12:28:41] AngryParsley burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/17 02:26:30] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 19:14:06 is added to his clock.
[10/30/17 05:16:16] HeavyPodda [730/1053] has challenged AngryParsley [575/972] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:39:06 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/31/17 02:42:44] AngryParsley [822/972] has come upon J [240/510] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:21:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/31/17 11:42:01] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:07:33 towards level 84.
[11/01/17 03:59:31] rxcomm [340/869] has come upon AngryParsley [550/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:30:56 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[11/01/17 14:52:15] x0 [0/327] has come upon AngryParsley [822/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:12 is added to x0's clock.
[11/02/17 06:42:03] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:05:14 is added to his clock.
[11/02/17 09:46:46] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:44:52 from level 84.
[11/02/17 14:13:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 5 days, 16:42:59 toward level 84.
[11/03/17 14:08:00] AngryParsley [861/972] has come upon J [419/510] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:15:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/04/17 13:07:14] KeboDK [123/1019] has come upon AngryParsley [61/972] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:41:36 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[11/05/17 04:02:44] AngryParsley [668/972] has challenged Agent86 [494/588] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:58:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/16/17 10:28:59] Gizmokid2005, max, and Boohbah [2314/2462] have team battled PiotrekD, vox, and AngryParsley [2271/2852] and won! 1 day, 21:55:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 12:52:20] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:18:39 towards level 84.
[11/16/17 19:36:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 13 days, 07:01:33 toward level 84.
[11/17/17 20:50:58] AbrahamLinksys, AngryParsley, and sunri5e [2073/2175] have team battled Syloq, PinkiePie, and Bradicus [75/1990] and won! 0 days, 13:47:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 18:12:58] AngryParsley [194/972] has challenged Brady [158/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:40:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/17 15:20:02] AngryParsley [948/972] has challenged woonack [142/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:16:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/17 15:38:20] damyan, AngryParsley, Lnk, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/17 00:04:34] AngryParsley [862/972] has come upon Sprort [152/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:17:32 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/22/17 04:12:55] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:22:49 from level 84.
[11/22/17 04:24:23] theemstra [467/743] has challenged AngryParsley [170/972] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:17:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/22/17 15:44:18] kensington [467/926] has come upon AngryParsley [894/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:26:25 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/23/17 12:03:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 05:06:11 toward level 84.
[11/23/17 19:49:10] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:08:24 is added to his clock.
[11/24/17 08:35:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 16:20:09 toward level 84.
[11/26/17 06:47:30] AngryParsley bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:19 from level 84.
[11/27/17 18:10:20] Zye [335/828] has challenged AngryParsley [274/972] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:52:11 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/27/17 20:29:13] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:48 from level 84.
[11/27/17 22:47:19] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:07 towards level 84.
[11/28/17 04:13:47] Sixbierehomme [60/663] has challenged AngryParsley [566/972] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:07:24 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/28/17 18:55:02] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:32:57 is added to his clock.
[11/30/17 10:24:09] meffe [313/509] has come upon AngryParsley [537/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:47:25 is added to meffe's clock.
[12/01/17 18:45:44] Mirc0p [95/764] has come upon AngryParsley [850/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:23 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[12/01/17 21:22:18] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:48 towards level 84.
[12/03/17 14:10:56] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:47 towards level 84.
[12/04/17 03:03:37] neurospex [458/1087] has challenged AngryParsley [883/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:01 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/04/17 04:03:57] AngryParsley [701/972] has challenged manish17xxx [558/731] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/04/17 04:13:36] el [287/422] has come upon AngryParsley [88/972] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:20:19 is removed from el's clock.
[12/04/17 18:09:17] Realmy, Milquetoast, and mordac [166/3136] have team battled meffe, crysys, and AngryParsley [1629/1913] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 05:38:11] AngryParsley left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/17 20:28:27] dindinx [176/576] has challenged AngryParsley [912/933] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:01:21 is added to dindinx's clock.
[12/07/17 06:53:46] AngryParsley is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:30:16 is added to his clock.
[12/07/17 07:37:47] Crazycatlady [345/554] has come upon AngryParsley [214/933] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:34:00 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/07/17 09:24:15] ThePhoenix47 [57/283] has challenged AngryParsley [866/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/07/17 12:46:24] Tenorman [143/1035] has come upon AngryParsley [734/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:20:50 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/07/17 22:15:33] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:25 towards level 84.
[12/07/17 23:49:31] AngryParsley [755/933] has come upon holloway [199/815] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:50:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/08/17 04:50:48] AngryParsley [819/933] has come upon Tenorman [1023/1035] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:25:30 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/09/17 01:33:35] Erwinson [88/196] has challenged AngryParsley [738/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Erwinson's clock.
[12/09/17 09:34:49] Yuhno [59/60] has challenged AngryParsley [191/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/09/17 16:59:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 08:40:50 toward level 84.
[12/10/17 10:58:50] AngryParsley, Majak, and unicron [1672/2167] have team battled Eldoreth, Dalai, and MJ94 [1627/2373] and won! 1 day, 02:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 13:56:02] AngryParsley [639/933] has come upon pfoley [539/641] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/11/17 06:26:44] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:15 towards level 84.
[12/21/17 14:54:48] Roxana [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [706/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/21/17 23:04:43] david [289/607] has come upon AngryParsley [858/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:36 is added to david's clock.
[12/23/17 22:20:56] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:29:00 from level 84.
[12/24/17 04:48:11] Oakfeather [8/10] has challenged AngryParsley [447/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Oakfeather's clock.
[12/26/17 00:06:33] Zaratustra [881/1092] has come upon AngryParsley [450/933] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:14:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/28/17 02:20:46] Taffer, AbrahamLinksys, and Geela [941/1516] have team battled AngryParsley, idlerpgww, and el [1595/1886] and lost! 0 days, 21:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 03:03:27] AngryParsley [563/933] has challenged meffe [280/501] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:31:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/28/17 18:41:21] AngryParsley [831/933] has come upon dax [351/590] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:46:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/28/17 22:09:39] AngryParsley [744/933] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [612/917] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:06:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/31/17 20:34:24] mustek [820/992] has come upon AngryParsley [737/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:14 is removed from mustek's clock.
[01/01/18 02:47:56] bootdisk [71/784] has come upon AngryParsley [797/936] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:15:51 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[01/02/18 17:25:39] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:31 towards level 84.
[01/03/18 02:57:03] AngryParsley [791/936] has challenged Jandre [255/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:45:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/03/18 07:17:48] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:40 towards level 84.
[01/04/18 00:56:59] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:08 from level 84.
[01/04/18 13:58:50] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:15 towards level 84.
[01/04/18 20:39:30] AngryParsley [73/936] has come upon dax [540/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/05/18 19:57:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 00:48:37 toward level 84.
[01/07/18 05:45:34] rxcomm, irix, and blizgerg [1557/3076] have team battled dindinx, xit, and AngryParsley [818/1990] and won! 2 days, 05:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/18 08:46:45] AngryParsley [274/936] has challenged Iri [455/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/08/18 01:54:40] AngryParsley [925/936] has challenged Andries [64/783] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:02:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/08/18 03:57:28] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:54 towards level 84.
[01/09/18 13:06:48] AngryParsley [54/936] has challenged Eiam [277/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/09/18 15:05:59] HeavyPodda [140/1004] has come upon AngryParsley [841/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:30:26 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/10/18 17:50:44] Realmy, Cameron_D, and Tenorman [207/3572] have team battled Syloq, AngryParsley, and adamchainz [426/1963] and lost! 0 days, 10:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/18 01:39:40] AngryParsley [596/936] has come upon Khorne [568/960] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/17/18 11:22:45] AngryParsley bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:38:34 from level 84.
[01/19/18 03:32:12] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:56 towards level 84.
[01/20/18 10:16:26] Darky [690/1042] has come upon AngryParsley [588/936] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:55:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/20/18 15:32:27] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:20 towards level 84.
[01/27/18 22:59:18] Ttech [609/1609] has challenged AngryParsley [600/920] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/27/18 22:59:18] In the fierce battle, AngryParsley dropped their level 116 tunic! Ttech picks it up, tossing their old level 92 tunic to AngryParsley.
[01/28/18 05:26:07] rxcomm, Beavis, and SirMonkeybox [1885/2585] have team battled pfoley, dclaw123, and AngryParsley [440/2537] and won! 0 days, 21:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 11:36:08] lakwatsero [100/310] has come upon AngryParsley [292/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:11 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/28/18 21:05:14] Realmy [417/1048] has challenged AngryParsley [418/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:24:35 is added to Realmy's clock.
[01/29/18 05:30:54] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:29:16 is added to their clock.
[01/29/18 13:10:41] AngryParsley [11/899] has challenged damyan [556/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/30/18 23:55:26] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:35 towards level 84.
[01/31/18 11:26:29] CornFly [499/1020] has challenged AngryParsley [656/899] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:51:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/31/18 23:25:27] AngryParsley [700/899] has come upon Sixbierehomme [457/661] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:35:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/03/18 03:47:12] uhmmm, kenyon, AngryParsley, and Mars have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/18 14:02:34] Doctor, Killerkid, and AngryParsley [539/2665] have team battled crysys, deadguy, and SN4T14 [693/1530] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 00:55:32] Globalirc [319/790] has challenged AngryParsley [796/899] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:44:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/04/18 16:24:16] AngryParsley [482/899] has come upon PinkiePie [174/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/04/18 18:38:05] AngryParsley [177/899] has challenged Euronur [176/734] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:39:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/04/18 20:01:54] IndigoTiger [768/1103] has challenged AngryParsley [378/899] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:18:49 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/05/18 01:12:28] vrillusions, ishanyx, qbit, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/18 09:12:29] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:21:42 from level 85.
[02/05/18 17:08:57] D.Va [291/545] has challenged AngryParsley [667/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:11 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/05/18 19:14:42] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:02 towards level 85.
[02/05/18 20:05:44] AngryParsley [740/899] has come upon Mithkabob [198/433] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:46:30 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/05/18 22:10:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 27 days, 17:22:11 toward level 85.
[02/06/18 09:39:46] AngryParsley [785/899] has come upon liara [96/509] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:13:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/06/18 16:17:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:46:40 from level 85.
[02/06/18 18:28:37] buksi [174/225] has challenged AngryParsley [665/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/06/18 19:57:17] AngryParsley [194/899] has come upon Bradicus [37/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:44:32 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/08/18 14:30:59] Ais [21/82] has challenged AngryParsley [575/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:07 is added to Ais's clock.
[02/09/18 20:15:37] jrosmith [101/186] has challenged AngryParsley [836/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[02/09/18 23:26:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 08:23:51 toward level 85.
[02/10/18 13:44:52] MJ94, AngryParsley, and dclaw123 [768/2589] have team battled h00k, vegadark, and Majak [820/1890] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/18 21:40:51] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:14 towards level 85.
[02/11/18 03:36:10] max, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [1558/2341] have team battled qwerty, Brady, and Mirc0p [523/2038] and won! 1 day, 22:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 18:31:10] pixelate, Mirc0p, and SN4T14 [1983/2021] have team battled AngryParsley, elf, and grooverider [432/3014] and won! 2 days, 12:58:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 19:40:53] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:55 from level 85.
[02/12/18 20:06:08] allo [458/477] has challenged AngryParsley [469/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:18 is added to allo's clock.
[02/12/18 23:07:17] tspange [302/781] has challenged AngryParsley [491/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:18 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/13/18 00:07:40] ohnx [824/1018] has challenged AngryParsley [783/899] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:24:30 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[02/13/18 00:07:40] ohnx has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:00:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/13/18 07:39:20] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:11 towards level 85.
[02/17/18 20:58:45] AngryParsley [639/899] has come upon TauPan [492/610] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:54:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/17/18 21:57:13] glorgamitch [545/702] has challenged AngryParsley [327/899] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:59:49 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[02/18/18 03:03:29] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:51 towards level 85.
[02/19/18 20:28:29] AngryParsley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:09 towards level 85.
[02/20/18 10:01:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 21:05:26 toward level 85.
[02/20/18 17:48:15] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:13 from level 85.
[02/21/18 08:47:02] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:54 towards level 85.
[02/22/18 03:30:53] AngryParsley, vox, and blizgerg [2253/3199] have team battled abra0, LukeLR, and Mirc0p [1132/2183] and won! 0 days, 20:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 10:34:19] kork [53/295] has come upon AngryParsley [608/899] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:39:30 is added to kork's clock.
[02/26/18 11:00:25] AngryParsley [240/899] has challenged TauPan [475/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/26/18 11:15:03] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:34:46 is added to their clock.
[02/27/18 01:17:14] kork, ncarl747, and astropoint [750/1770] have team battled AngryParsley, Barry, and pixelate [1580/1799] and lost! 0 days, 18:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/18 21:55:33] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:07 towards level 85.
[02/28/18 07:13:43] Lnk [91/686] has challenged AngryParsley [452/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:57:33 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/28/18 19:23:39] AngryParsley [7/899] has challenged apiw [369/604] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:59:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/01/18 00:23:12] vox [1035/1188] has come upon AngryParsley [350/899] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:36:02 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/01/18 02:08:58] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 14:59:31 is added to their clock.
[03/06/18 12:42:10] unicron, dax, and KeboDK [1484/2340] have team battled AngryParsley, Sixbierehomme, and ishanyx [501/2210] and won! 2 days, 01:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/18 22:27:59] AngryParsley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:43:36 towards level 86.
[03/08/18 21:19:28] Boohbah [246/843] has challenged AngryParsley [822/899] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:13:34 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[03/09/18 03:03:42] AngryParsley [150/899] has come upon Atan [178/576] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:01:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/09/18 03:45:25] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:48:31 from level 86.
[03/10/18 01:48:28] himuraken, basepi, and ilbelkyr [552/2715] have team battled Bradicus, AncalagonThBlack, and AngryParsley [2278/2309] and lost! 4 days, 04:08:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 04:01:34] AngryParsley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/18 07:52:27] LegendaryQ, AngryParsley, and Dork_Knight [1950/2155] have team battled Roxana, seanmnaes, and WallIdl [1337/2220] and won! 0 days, 17:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 10:32:02] AngryParsley [224/904] has challenged JensRex [22/1055] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:46:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/11/18 06:28:39] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:44:44 from level 86.
[03/11/18 20:45:56] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:02:53 towards level 86.
[03/12/18 03:25:10] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:11:19 towards level 86.
[03/12/18 06:48:51] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:53:39 towards level 86.
[03/12/18 07:06:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 9 days, 11:28:23 toward level 86.
[03/12/18 12:22:54] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:01:28 towards level 86.
[03/12/18 21:43:51] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 23:53:41 is added to their clock.
[03/12/18 23:52:23] AngryParsley [874/904] has challenged KeboDK [158/896] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:45:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/14/18 04:01:51] pants [475/817] has challenged AngryParsley [256/904] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:57:25 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/14/18 04:01:51] pants has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 4 days, 13:01:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/14/18 22:28:42] AngryParsley, MJ94, and lipek [593/2828] have team battled fattrat, awgh, and KeboDK [2374/3139] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 19:10:20] AngryParsley [295/904] has come upon kenyon [1199/1254] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:06:49 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/18/18 11:18:22] vegadark [39/596] has come upon AngryParsley [341/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/18/18 23:37:45] AngryParsley [170/904] has come upon m4dc0w [213/355] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:20:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/19/18 21:01:42] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:18:44 towards level 86.
[03/20/18 00:51:16] Sixbierehomme, Nistur, and bl4ckscor3 [1511/1720] have team battled AngryParsley, Luamil, and m0shbear [1699/2112] and lost! 6 days, 21:57:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/18 20:35:34] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:29:58 towards level 86.
[03/22/18 11:44:42] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:08:02 towards level 86.
[03/22/18 20:27:38] AngryParsley [897/904] has come upon el [183/500] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:32:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/23/18 01:14:09] AngryParsley [413/904] has come upon Boohbah [428/843] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:16:09 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/23/18 04:03:57] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:27:24 towards level 86.
[03/23/18 07:18:04] AngryParsley [572/904] has challenged Ttech [347/1630] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:36:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/24/18 05:22:10] Fantom [234/335] has challenged AngryParsley [690/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to Fantom's clock.
[03/24/18 07:26:27] AngryParsley [448/904] has challenged Euronur [221/705] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:37:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/25/18 17:09:11] Atan, lakwatsero, AngryParsley, and agrajag have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/18 19:39:04] AngryParsley [775/904] has challenged MetaNova [238/981] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:45:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/27/18 07:12:25] csssuf [485/696] has come upon AngryParsley [250/904] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:36:14 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[03/28/18 10:29:02] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:49 towards level 86.
[03/29/18 00:17:19] agrajag [879/897] has challenged AngryParsley [626/904] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:28:37 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[03/29/18 17:30:07] qwerty, Birdbones, and AngryParsley [2414/2842] have team battled Evrial, zifnab06, and ilbelkyr [876/2086] and won! 1 day, 00:32:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 00:08:27] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:56 towards level 86.
[03/30/18 02:44:13] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:56:35 from level 86.
[03/30/18 04:30:57] Milquetoast, ilbelkyr, and bigjay [2541/3142] have team battled neurospex, Nistur, and AngryParsley [1881/2498] and won! 3 days, 00:39:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 07:46:40] sjefen6, pfoley, and Birdbones [764/2183] have team battled liara, alephnull, and AngryParsley [933/1524] and lost! 3 days, 21:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/18 17:28:34] AngryParsley [292/904] has challenged sjefen6 [66/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:43:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/31/18 19:29:14] SpikeX [298/840] has challenged AngryParsley [452/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:03:13 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[03/31/18 21:29:17] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:01 from level 86.
[04/01/18 09:33:24] niko [233/326] has come upon AngryParsley [292/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:04:46 is added to niko's clock.
[04/02/18 00:39:01] AngryParsley [330/904] has challenged ohnx [273/1019] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/04/18 00:41:04] AngryParsley [298/904] has challenged at0m [87/345] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:14:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/04/18 07:58:01] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:35:27 towards level 87.
[04/05/18 05:07:15] AngryParsley [85/914] has challenged zid [178/1011] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:18:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/05/18 10:27:34] Misza, AngryParsley, and Xenthys [1009/2754] have team battled theemstra, bl4ckscor3, and Pici [511/2691] and won! 4 days, 15:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 10:44:31] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 15:37:58 is added to their clock.
[04/06/18 16:36:04] seanmnaes [0/490] has come upon AngryParsley [591/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:16 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[04/09/18 08:57:48] AngryParsley stole PiotrekD's level 42 set of leggings while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 39 set of leggings behind, which PiotrekD then takes.
[04/09/18 12:07:36] grooverider [1123/1237] has come upon AngryParsley [891/917] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 18:13:51 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[04/09/18 14:52:31] IdleMaster [677/755] has come upon AngryParsley [367/917] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:26:24 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/11/18 04:59:55] SpikeX, m4dc0w, and liara [1533/1759] have team battled CornFly, Andries, and AngryParsley [2421/2707] and lost! 0 days, 12:45:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/18 20:04:55] AngryParsley [382/917] has come upon rxcomm [882/963] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:43:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/13/18 05:13:14] bootdisk, elbie, and ncarl747 [2095/2576] have team battled bender, AngryParsley, and canton7 [215/2585] and won! 0 days, 10:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 16:21:10] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:33:17 towards level 87.
[04/15/18 11:31:46] AngryParsley [317/917] has challenged AgentThom [62/433] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:16:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/15/18 14:40:51] qwerty [526/865] has challenged AngryParsley [90/917] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[04/16/18 14:07:32] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:01:21 from level 87.
[04/17/18 01:16:50] AngryParsley misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:22:25 from level 87.
[04/18/18 03:16:53] AngryParsley [753/917] has come upon shandor [150/590] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:09:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/18/18 21:42:53] AngryParsley [419/917] has come upon CornFly [751/1027] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:20:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/19/18 02:05:11] AngryParsley [870/917] has come upon el [85/556] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:08:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/19/18 21:08:15] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:19:46 is added to their clock.
[04/20/18 01:24:25] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:24:06 towards level 87.
[04/20/18 06:12:12] Nistur [31/458] has come upon AngryParsley [407/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:41:32 is added to Nistur's clock.
[04/21/18 05:35:12] Misza, M00nsl47r, and AngryParsley [283/2392] have team battled sunri5e, petrichor, and neurospex [1153/2966] and lost! 0 days, 09:07:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 07:45:28] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:02:54 from level 87.
[04/21/18 09:14:19] Herb_Tarlek, AngryParsley, and Iri [1385/2174] have team battled M00nsl47r, Tor, and SlowRiot [103/1778] and won! 0 days, 10:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 11:07:31] blizgerg, hannesenator, and Ttech [278/4026] have team battled AngryParsley, KeboDK, and Tor [601/2356] and lost! 0 days, 21:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/18 10:28:49] pfoley, neurospex, and ruan [2405/2715] have team battled Nistur, Atan, and AngryParsley [1643/1959] and won! 2 days, 07:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 06:28:04] AngryParsley, grindhold, and elf [829/2252] have team battled xayto, basepi, and himuraken [404/2522] and won! 0 days, 02:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 15:38:16] AngryParsley [858/925] has come upon codedeeply [641/850] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:02:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/27/18 00:15:48] AngryParsley [157/925] has challenged Crazycatlady [487/565] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:45:17 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/27/18 02:17:58] Cypher [958/1071] has come upon AngryParsley [497/925] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:30:27 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/29/18 04:12:33] SpikeX [819/843] has challenged AngryParsley [605/925] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:02:13 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[04/30/18 00:42:14] Majak [418/482] has challenged AngryParsley [486/925] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:46:18 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/30/18 09:52:03] bigjay [312/1299] has challenged AngryParsley [202/925] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:59:49 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/01/18 04:27:07] himuraken [98/930] has come upon AngryParsley [904/925] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:14:07 is added to himuraken's clock.
[05/02/18 09:23:37] Herb_Tarlek, AngryParsley, and Gizmokid2005 [1478/2747] have team battled Brady, Nistur, and Eldoreth [478/2021] and won! 2 days, 21:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 04:15:08] dxtr [84/297] has challenged AngryParsley [150/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to dxtr's clock.
[05/03/18 23:17:23] AngryParsley [69/925] has challenged KeboDK [260/961] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:06:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/04/18 04:48:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 27 days, 14:43:53 toward level 87.
[05/04/18 14:01:00] Axehands [1/7] has challenged AngryParsley [55/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to Axehands's clock.
[05/04/18 14:11:37] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:23 towards level 87.
[05/05/18 07:07:54] AngryParsley [922/925] has come upon Sharky4 [316/459] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:34:53 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/18 12:24:08] AngryParsley [407/925] has come upon LordH [779/1134] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:27:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/18 22:17:02] mordac, Lnk, and elbie [961/2652] have team battled Brady, womblecat, and AngryParsley [347/2113] and won! 0 days, 17:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 17:05:09] shymega, Boohbah, and jrosmith [1310/1920] have team battled mwhahaha, alephnull, and AngryParsley [2215/2353] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/18 20:16:55] vox [594/1150] has come upon AngryParsley [397/925] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:53 is removed from vox's clock.
[05/10/18 20:16:55] vox has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:15:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/11/18 04:26:47] bootdisk, AngryParsley, and codedeeply [1508/2698] have team battled niko, loomysh, and mefmef [887/1913] and won! 1 day, 02:17:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 14:01:44] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:20 towards level 87.
[05/11/18 15:59:32] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:39 towards level 87.
[05/11/18 17:50:35] MetaNova [758/968] has come upon AngryParsley [515/925] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:05:03 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/12/18 00:58:51] AngryParsley [383/925] has come upon uhmmm [469/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/12/18 08:44:08] xayto, ohnx, and AngryParsley [2393/2725] have team battled meffe, Iri, and HeavyPodda [1875/2297] and won! 0 days, 02:46:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 19:52:01] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:06 towards level 87.
[05/14/18 01:02:33] AngryParsley [420/925] has come upon hoglahoo [418/622] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/18 17:12:44] AngryParsley [646/925] has challenged yano [190/694] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/18 23:29:51] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:07:31 from level 88.
[05/17/18 03:51:03] popey [111/371] has come upon AngryParsley [150/925] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:21 is added to popey's clock.
[05/17/18 07:40:14] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:50:59 towards level 88.
[05/17/18 21:06:19] meffe, AngryParsley, and Mirc0p [731/2358] have team battled valdur55, canton7, and basepi [1977/2545] and lost! 1 day, 13:02:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 06:18:42] suterismus [1069/1360] has come upon AngryParsley [452/925] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:45:25 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/18/18 15:07:38] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:21:51 from level 88.
[05/18/18 22:37:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 00:47:34 from level 88.
[05/20/18 09:48:11] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:25:19 towards level 88.
[05/20/18 22:39:57] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:14:34 from level 88.
[05/21/18 01:01:51] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 21:49:57 is added to their clock.
[05/21/18 16:56:15] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:59:03 from level 88.
[05/21/18 17:07:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 20 days, 15:57:35 toward level 88.
[05/22/18 14:23:16] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 07:36:45 is added to their clock.
[05/22/18 17:55:37] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:23:27 towards level 88.
[05/23/18 04:07:11] AngryParsley, simple, and bobvador [584/2026] have team battled Cypher, Boohbah, and Agent86 [128/2300] and won! 0 days, 00:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 09:38:08] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:51:58 is added to their clock.
[05/24/18 12:39:36] acolarh [214/621] has come upon AngryParsley [493/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:02:03 is added to acolarh's clock.
[06/29/18 11:41:00] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:16:33 is added to their clock.
[06/29/18 17:45:49] AngryParsley [714/925] has come upon Ironhoof [282/1126] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:05:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/18 09:53:39] AngryParsley [595/925] has challenged RBecker [245/830] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:18:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/18 13:52:00] AngryParsley grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:43:45 towards level 88.
[07/02/18 18:59:23] Tim [243/310] has challenged AngryParsley [70/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:35 is removed from Tim's clock.
[07/03/18 03:08:15] bigjay [1302/1314] has challenged AngryParsley [669/925] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:20:53 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/03/18 03:08:15] bigjay has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:21:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/05/18 01:29:00] eva42, astropoint, and TheDeadlyDandy [1200/2255] have team battled mustek, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [1606/2911] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 00:18:43] Elgo, AngryParsley, niko, and Evrial have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/18 05:21:06] dwfreed, Pici, and Cameron_D [2565/3168] have team battled LegendaryQ, jp, and AngryParsley [97/1791] and won! 1 day, 17:29:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 16:26:41] dclaw123, IdleMaster, and acolarh [2357/2454] have team battled Cypher, Heisenberg, and AngryParsley [2613/2969] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/18 01:21:04] djm, brendan, and alephnull [2025/2922] have team battled AngryParsley, moveax, and lipek [1770/2919] and won! 0 days, 23:54:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/18 03:35:07] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:38:30 from level 88.
[07/09/18 16:03:11] niko [206/607] has challenged AngryParsley [1/925] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:36:06 is removed from niko's clock.
[07/09/18 16:03:11] niko has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:24:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/10/18 23:51:06] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:48:54 towards level 88.
[07/11/18 04:43:22] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:29 towards level 88.
[07/12/18 23:41:05] Bradicus [239/731] has come upon AngryParsley [593/925] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:47:22 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[07/13/18 22:58:37] Tenorman, hannesenator, and Gerdesas [1639/2788] have team battled AngryParsley, pfoley, and Heisenberg [1339/2500] and won! 1 day, 17:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/18 02:47:31] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:11:37 from level 88.
[07/17/18 03:24:45] AngryParsley bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:55:56 from level 88.
[07/19/18 09:21:38] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:43 towards level 88.
[07/20/18 01:29:44] darkmage [1077/1078] has challenged AngryParsley [502/925] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:08:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/20/18 15:08:11] AngryParsley [591/925] has come upon Heisenberg [278/933] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:20:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/20/18 20:36:16] AngryParsley [825/925] has challenged acolarh [268/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/21/18 10:36:16] theemstra [648/796] has come upon AngryParsley [609/925] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:53:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/23/18 22:01:15] Crazycatlady [501/587] has challenged AngryParsley [462/925] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:33:47 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/24/18 00:51:32] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:23 towards level 88.
[07/24/18 06:12:53] WallIdl [202/752] has challenged AngryParsley [913/925] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[07/25/18 11:05:06] kier, alephnull, and dindinx [1936/2450] have team battled AngryParsley, exotime, and dax [109/1911] and won! 0 days, 04:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 02:19:07] AngryParsley [90/925] has challenged khmerboy [498/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/27/18 02:38:00] waifu [38/358] has challenged AngryParsley [384/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/27/18 23:00:31] AngryParsley [475/925] has challenged astropoint [650/831] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:01:45 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/28/18 15:25:28] AngryParsley [891/925] has challenged wulk [130/487] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:02:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/29/18 08:20:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 36 days, 03:00:53 toward level 89.
[07/29/18 18:12:20] AngryParsley [810/925] has come upon Mateusz [40/881] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:00:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/29/18 23:24:29] AngryParsley [102/925] has come upon zid [192/1011] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:54:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/18 13:19:32] Heisenberg [48/666] has come upon AngryParsley [219/925] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:23:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/31/18 21:53:34] Milquetoast [49/948] has challenged AngryParsley [665/925] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:26:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/01/18 02:21:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 9 days, 06:22:11 toward level 89.
[08/01/18 19:07:05] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:44 from level 89.
[08/03/18 09:14:58] JensRex [1045/1066] has challenged AngryParsley [521/925] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:54:03 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[08/03/18 13:39:02] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:29:07 from level 89.
[08/03/18 20:16:28] Sundance, brycec, and AngryParsley [412/2416] have team battled double, Leetistan, and MrGlass [561/2209] and lost! 0 days, 11:37:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/18 02:32:38] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:22:32 from level 89.
[08/07/18 10:19:37] AngryParsley [19/925] has come upon LegendaryQ [309/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:19:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/08/18 12:46:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 11 days, 19:40:43 toward level 89.
[08/09/18 11:25:52] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:20:28 is added to their clock.
[08/10/18 08:53:21] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:54 from level 89.
[08/10/18 09:53:55] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:13:48 is added to their clock.
[08/10/18 21:28:30] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:22 towards level 89.
[08/12/18 01:37:54] ncarl747, Heisenberg, woonack, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/18 08:02:27] AngryParsley, Brady, and SpikeX [504/2448] have team battled mefmef, sigmg, and Lios [630/2331] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 07:50:34] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:33 from level 89.
[08/14/18 05:36:44] DroppedPepsi [36/95] has challenged AngryParsley [284/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to DroppedPepsi's clock.
[08/14/18 09:58:38] AngryParsley [534/925] has challenged Sharky4 [131/700] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:24:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/15/18 19:39:45] AngryParsley [290/925] has come upon Roxana [874/953] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:42:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/15/18 23:06:06] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:19:38 towards level 90.
[08/16/18 00:14:08] buksi, Eldoreth, and mustek [1570/2801] have team battled AngryParsley, mordac, and Lemelisk [1281/3252] and won! 0 days, 05:37:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/18 00:23:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 6 days, 02:09:07 toward level 90.
[08/17/18 01:42:23] AngryParsley [1/925] has come upon damyan [532/918] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:46:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/17/18 21:22:53] AngryParsley stole PiotrekD's level 260 pair of boots while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 61 pair of boots behind, which PiotrekD then takes.
[08/18/18 20:28:48] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:20 towards level 90.
[08/21/18 00:12:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 11 days, 06:29:24 toward level 90.
[08/21/18 03:35:06] Leetistan [89/690] has challenged AngryParsley [459/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:01:43 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[08/21/18 10:26:56] AngryParsley [278/1104] has come upon neurospex [737/1186] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:08:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/23/18 02:43:25] AngryParsley [967/1104] has come upon Crazycatlady [276/594] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:00:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/24/18 18:43:17] vrillusions, Zaratustra, and Vroomfondel [1953/3205] have team battled soltys, Lemongrab, and AngryParsley [726/2632] and won! 2 days, 05:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/18 21:47:23] vox [498/1179] has challenged AngryParsley [749/1104] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:42:35 is added to vox's clock.
[08/25/18 08:02:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 32 days, 14:51:33 toward level 90.
[08/27/18 00:06:41] AngryParsley [56/1104] has come upon Crazycatlady [517/558] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:11:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/27/18 06:19:22] KeboDK [364/979] has come upon AngryParsley [118/1104] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:16:40 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[10/12/18 04:10:04] AngryParsley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/18 19:22:46] CornFly [997/1202] has challenged AngryParsley [423/1099] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:12:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/13/18 11:39:31] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:00 towards level 90.
[10/13/18 13:47:59] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:34:28 is added to their clock.
[10/14/18 00:59:43] ishanyx [67/662] has come upon AngryParsley [1035/1099] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:39 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[10/14/18 05:59:37] AngryParsley [111/1099] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [575/980] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:49:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/14/18 18:17:47] DrJosh9000 [185/270] has come upon AngryParsley [1053/1099] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:05 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/14/18 18:50:17] vegadark [555/605] has come upon AngryParsley [686/1099] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 03:26:00 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/14/18 19:45:34] AngryParsley [725/1099] has come upon damyan [838/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:08:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/16/18 08:51:59] AngryParsley [714/1099] has come upon Mayit [251/365] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:49:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/16/18 22:28:27] AngryParsley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/18 04:57:38] AngryParsley [1058/1105] has challenged allo [420/551] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:17:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/18/18 02:36:01] soltys [437/586] has come upon AngryParsley [620/1105] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:35:50 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/22/18 01:15:37] Mateusz, Curious_Onion, and RedW [1359/2565] have team battled suterismus, AngryParsley, and acolarh [1277/3050] and won! 0 days, 01:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 20:01:24] AngryParsley [298/1105] has challenged lagertonne [574/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:59 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/25/18 04:48:08] tmberg, ohnx, CornFly, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/18 15:51:52] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:03 from level 90.
[10/26/18 05:00:51] xit, Elgo, and AngryParsley [317/2577] have team battled psycho, rxcomm, and waffles [405/1894] and lost! 0 days, 17:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 21:30:22] KeboDK, AngryParsley, and Lios [1677/2982] have team battled dwfreed, dclaw123, and ToHellWithGA [280/2440] and won! 0 days, 13:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 17:05:40] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:51 towards level 90.
[10/28/18 19:51:53] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:52 towards level 90.
[10/29/18 11:07:07] djm, kenyon, and x0 [1259/2612] have team battled AngryParsley, Andries, and Brady [517/2780] and won! 2 days, 00:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 17:08:36] WallIdl, blizgerg, and elf [1565/3061] have team battled M144, AngryParsley, and Lios [560/2533] and won! 3 days, 00:42:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 23:03:23] AngryParsley [474/1105] has challenged suterismus [85/1251] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:36:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/29/18 23:03:23] AngryParsley has dealt suterismus a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:47:45 is added to suterismus's clock.
[11/01/18 00:41:14] AngryParsley [102/1105] has come upon Ttech [975/1702] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:02:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/01/18 11:29:30] AngryParsley [856/1105] has come upon freeboson [317/806] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 01:20:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/02/18 17:23:26] AngryParsley, djm, and GilbertErik [2205/2595] have team battled CornFly, JuanMaestro, and TimWolla [2300/2866] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/18 17:27:33] AngryParsley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:22:06 from level 91.
[11/03/18 22:01:19] Herb_Tarlek [214/879] has come upon AngryParsley [415/1105] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:11:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/05/18 09:29:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 17:03:09 toward level 91.
[11/05/18 12:14:40] Misza [946/1174] has come upon AngryParsley [340/1105] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:11:24 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/05/18 22:34:50] Emar [320/343] has come upon AngryParsley [305/1105] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:54 is removed from Emar's clock.
[11/06/18 06:54:22] AngryParsley [559/1105] has challenged mordac [487/1264] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:33:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/06/18 07:54:35] JensRex [797/1081] has challenged AngryParsley [930/1105] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:22:23 is added to JensRex's clock.
[11/06/18 08:42:45] Vroomfondel, idlerpgww, and irix [902/2366] have team battled AngryParsley, Zoddo, and ohnx [388/3266] and won! 2 days, 03:16:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/18 19:38:06] AngryParsley stole MJ94's level 66 charm while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 58 charm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[11/07/18 14:59:44] sjefen6, Zoddo, and Lnk [1161/2847] have team battled JensRex, LukeLR, and AngryParsley [1578/2843] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/18 23:37:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 16 days, 21:47:27 toward level 91.
[11/08/18 15:06:40] AngryParsley [91/1112] has challenged jrosmith [599/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:55:49 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/09/18 04:35:12] AngryParsley [293/1112] has come upon ncarl747 [792/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:27:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/10/18 07:27:50] AngryParsley, Desspugne, and lipek [1652/2719] have team battled Atan, eva42, and mustek [9/2882] and won! 0 days, 03:37:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/18 15:54:40] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:30:38 from level 91.
[11/11/18 12:24:09] Roxana, Mateusz, and AngryParsley [1990/3377] have team battled TimWolla, ncarl747, and crysys [394/2402] and won! 3 days, 23:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 02:24:36] xayto [312/801] has challenged AngryParsley [636/1112] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:24:14 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/13/18 02:29:57] AngryParsley [969/1112] has challenged GilbertErik [316/686] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:18:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/13/18 02:29:57] AngryParsley has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:28:11 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/13/18 08:23:39] mustek, allo, and lipek [2073/2829] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, ruan, and AngryParsley [2274/3061] and lost! 1 day, 23:51:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/18 19:56:47] Atan, idlerpgww, allo, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/18 23:07:23] waterman [2/7] has challenged AngryParsley [50/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to waterman's clock.
[11/14/18 23:58:26] AngryParsley [230/1112] has come upon brendan [516/1438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/16/18 02:54:56] GilbertErik, idlerpgww, and zankore [1836/2338] have team battled Zye, AngryParsley, and AncalagonThBlack [3118/3183] and lost! 1 day, 00:44:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/18 07:47:39] AngryParsley [621/1112] has challenged MadHatter [103/686] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:10:42 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/19/18 00:00:46] zankore, CornFly, AngryParsley, and crudd have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/18 11:34:03] mwhahaha, bigjay, and LukeLR [1086/3058] have team battled HeavyPodda, AngryParsley, and suterismus [1596/3418] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/18 15:53:50] mustek [847/1045] has come upon AngryParsley [429/1112] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:44:28 is removed from mustek's clock.
[11/19/18 15:53:50] mustek [44/1045] has come upon AngryParsley [147/1112] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:32:39 is added to mustek's clock.
[11/20/18 18:52:34] TauPan, IllusiveMan_, and TimWolla [1625/1774] have team battled acolarh, crudd, and AngryParsley [1829/2344] and lost! 1 day, 11:15:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/18 19:34:21] manish17xxx, woonack, AngryParsley, and MrGlass have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 21:08:45] AngryParsley [77/1112] has come upon brycec [319/1245] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:41 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/20/18 21:51:04] AngryParsley [827/1112] has come upon Jay_of_Delucia [72/170] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/18 05:13:53] AngryParsley [845/1112] has challenged ohnx [595/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:51 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/18 05:13:53] In the fierce battle, ohnx dropped their level 281 pair of boots! AngryParsley picks it up, tossing their old level 260 pair of boots to ohnx.
[11/21/18 06:26:28] AngryParsley [49/1131] has challenged sjefen6 [600/876] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:41:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/21/18 09:56:22] zankore, MJ94, and canton7 [503/2492] have team battled AngryParsley, Mirc0p, and Geela [856/2617] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 05:36:57] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:52:12 towards level 92.
[11/23/18 14:07:17] jrosmith, AngryParsley, and ishanyx [2393/2728] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Zye, and sunri5e [2752/2947] and lost! 4 days, 06:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/18 16:13:39] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:57:37 towards level 92.
[11/24/18 00:08:28] AngryParsley [815/1140] has come upon freeboson [779/891] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 05:08:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/24/18 03:41:54] MetaNova [828/1043] has challenged AngryParsley [357/1140] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:14:26 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[11/24/18 12:28:09] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:11:11 towards level 92.
[11/24/18 16:14:50] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:52:22 from level 92.
[11/24/18 21:55:58] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:15:21 towards level 92.
[11/25/18 22:27:13] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:47:05 towards level 92.
[11/25/18 22:39:21] AngryParsley [287/1140] has challenged Zye [1330/1333] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:55:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/26/18 07:36:30] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:48:04 towards level 92.
[11/26/18 17:45:26] Luamil [584/684] has come upon AngryParsley [193/1140] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:02:59 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[11/26/18 17:45:26] Luamil has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 10 days, 09:52:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/27/18 01:42:16] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:12:53 towards level 92.
[11/27/18 15:30:59] LukeLR, rxcomm, ohnx, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/18 19:09:21] vegadark, AngryParsley, and JuanMaestro [1092/2647] have team battled Brady, eva42, and TimWolla [2190/3060] and lost! 2 days, 03:50:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/18 21:07:55] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:32:11 is added to their clock.
[11/29/18 15:50:31] AngryParsley [104/1140] has come upon waifu [331/711] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:30:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/29/18 22:18:19] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:15 towards level 92.
[12/01/18 19:11:26] Tenorman [726/1055] has challenged AngryParsley [674/1140] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:16:28 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/01/18 19:25:36] dindinx [796/940] has challenged AngryParsley [278/1140] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:28:50 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[12/02/18 01:02:54] AngryParsley [40/1140] has come upon IdleMaster [119/802] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:33:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/02/18 04:14:50] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:22:04 towards level 92.
[12/02/18 07:14:04] Herb_Tarlek [104/887] has challenged AngryParsley [1120/1140] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:50:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/03/18 03:24:36] Atan [383/540] has come upon AngryParsley [156/1140] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:13:21 is removed from Atan's clock.
[12/03/18 09:26:39] jrosmith, TauPan, and AngryParsley [1642/2445] have team battled dclaw123, Vroomfondel, and freeboson [283/2536] and won! 0 days, 20:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 17:21:59] AngryParsley [694/1140] has challenged Zythan [175/530] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:27:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/03/18 21:14:27] AngryParsley [46/1140] has come upon Sundance [424/765] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:04:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/04/18 13:19:27] mordac, AngryParsley, and Xenofex [2639/2887] have team battled dax, ruan, and apiw [117/2619] and won! 0 days, 11:21:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 21:22:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 18 days, 02:15:23 toward level 92.
[12/09/18 03:12:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 11 days, 16:31:34 toward level 92.
[12/09/18 12:03:50] nickware [740/903] has come upon AngryParsley [679/1151] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:05:17 is removed from nickware's clock.
[12/10/18 22:01:53] Crazycatlady [395/620] has challenged AngryParsley [633/1151] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:21:14 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/11/18 07:07:27] alephnull, SpikeX, and Flonk [1922/2351] have team battled F9, AngryParsley, and bootdisk [128/2348] and won! 1 day, 17:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 20:01:53] AngryParsley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:42 towards level 92.
[12/14/18 08:40:38] AngryParsley [311/1151] has come upon bigjay [113/1427] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:02:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/14/18 09:01:34] max [683/893] has challenged AngryParsley [157/1151] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:00:37 is removed from max's clock.
[12/14/18 15:27:31] Geela, Crazycatlady, and Majak [51/1833] have team battled AngryParsley, LukeLR, and Atan [401/2340] and lost! 0 days, 23:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/18 01:41:13] dindinx, Majak, and MrGlass [837/2408] have team battled Sharky4, csc2ya, and AngryParsley [1941/2290] and lost! 0 days, 16:40:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/18 02:10:56] AngryParsley [880/1151] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [351/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/16/18 23:09:08] AngryParsley [128/1151] has challenged Syloq [161/612] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:33:50 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/17/18 13:33:22] Killerkid [484/1069] has come upon AngryParsley [207/1151] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:31 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/17/18 17:19:54] lagertonne [251/639] has challenged AngryParsley [120/1151] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:21:08 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[12/18/18 13:43:02] AngryParsley [528/1151] has come upon Bobiv [108/205] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:48:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/20/18 06:56:32] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 00:16:44 towards level 93.
[12/20/18 15:02:02] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 15:41:51 is added to their clock.
[12/21/18 00:38:18] AngryParsley [589/1156] has challenged hannesenator [322/1139] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:05:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/21/18 17:26:10] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:23:30 towards level 93.
[12/22/18 00:58:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 07:26:34 from level 93.
[12/22/18 05:46:15] AngryParsley [1011/1156] has come upon Jay_of_Delucia [127/400] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:58:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/22/18 10:32:47] AngryParsley, Ice__101, and Eldoreth [2044/2455] have team battled Lnk, ilbelkyr, and elbie [2330/2827] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/18 12:48:46] Xenofex [319/711] has challenged AngryParsley [70/1156] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:30 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[12/22/18 18:53:21] AngryParsley [1043/1156] has come upon womblecat [19/618] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:43:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/22/18 19:46:06] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:13:36 towards level 93.
[12/23/18 01:57:07] el [57/934] has come upon AngryParsley [898/1156] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:08:41 is added to el's clock.
[12/23/18 17:55:23] damyan [853/938] has challenged AngryParsley [879/1156] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:22:46 is added to damyan's clock.
[12/23/18 22:38:04] AngryParsley, popey, and tspange [1716/2345] have team battled ncarl747, alephnull, and Flonk [758/2475] and won! 0 days, 07:45:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/18 01:26:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 22:21:38 from level 93.
[12/25/18 04:03:08] Sixbierehomme [336/465] has challenged AngryParsley [341/1156] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:48:21 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/26/18 11:47:21] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:53:47 towards level 93.
[12/26/18 17:14:57] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:49:50 from level 93.
[12/28/18 10:48:10] Heisenberg, allo, and AngryParsley [770/2438] have team battled Ttech, elbie, and himuraken [3037/3618] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/18 16:22:25] AngryParsley [318/1156] has challenged FSM [543/613] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:20:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/28/18 23:09:13] AngryParsley [452/1156] has come upon gildarts [301/458] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:33:04 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/30/18 01:41:00] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:10:51 from level 93.
[12/30/18 15:46:48] AngryParsley misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:16:52 from level 93.
[12/30/18 20:34:37] xayto [346/797] has challenged AngryParsley [1088/1156] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:54:21 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/31/18 12:02:00] kork [15/365] has come upon AngryParsley [1051/1156] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:08 is added to kork's clock.
[01/01/19 05:14:34] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:39:29 towards level 93.
[01/01/19 05:18:05] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of their weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/19 11:51:32] sunri5e [860/1144] has come upon AngryParsley [220/1191] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:44:55 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[01/01/19 15:20:27] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:44:05 towards level 93.
[01/01/19 21:46:06] bp [77/554] has challenged AngryParsley [853/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:39:51 is added to bp's clock.
[01/02/19 23:52:12] Vroomfondel [546/639] has challenged AngryParsley [1013/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:25:29 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[01/03/19 14:31:03] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of their weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/19 16:56:13] IllusiveMan_ [488/517] has challenged AngryParsley [926/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:59 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[01/04/19 08:17:39] Milquetoast, HellSpawn, and AncalagonThBlack [1915/2141] have team battled AngryParsley, dindinx, and zankore [1379/3213] and won! 0 days, 07:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 00:33:28] Eiam, xonic, and m0shbear [1582/2038] have team battled AngryParsley, suterismus, and Lemelisk [2537/3877] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/19 04:04:40] Andries [480/770] has challenged AngryParsley [920/1230] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:41:11 is added to Andries's clock.
[01/06/19 03:01:20] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 03:55:10 is added to their clock.
[01/06/19 06:38:04] Homme, ToHellWithGA, and AngryParsley [762/2479] have team battled Killerkid, elf, and blizgerg [2994/3551] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/19 12:03:09] ToHellWithGA, MetaNova, eva42, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/19 18:08:51] Everyman [424/689] has come upon AngryParsley [1060/1230] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:42:07 is added to Everyman's clock.
[01/09/19 21:53:58] AngryParsley, JensRex, and kenyon [1438/3680] have team battled zid, pfoley, and Heisenberg [145/2389] and won! 0 days, 01:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 15:36:10] AngryParsley [670/1230] has challenged Beefcan [103/124] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:40:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/19 01:50:38] AngryParsley [737/1230] has challenged DrJosh9000 [426/538] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:23:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/19 02:28:23] AngryParsley [802/1230] has come upon lagertonne [628/668] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:09:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/19 08:04:25] AngryParsley, Atan, and HeavyPodda [1742/3068] have team battled zid, sjefen6, and dax [1366/2575] and won! 2 days, 11:08:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 09:52:34] fragment1 [332/423] has challenged AngryParsley [198/1230] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:51 is removed from fragment1's clock.
[01/15/19 06:56:07] Asara, zygren, and yano [1942/2561] have team battled Krelian, AngryParsley, and Xenofex [1875/2147] and won! 0 days, 06:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 11:35:55] autist [236/364] has come upon AngryParsley [213/1230] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:21 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/16/19 11:06:29] AngryParsley [282/1230] has come upon yano [61/700] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:17:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/18/19 11:47:34] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:04:00 from level 93.
[01/18/19 16:23:48] AngryParsley [212/1230] has challenged jbroome [179/324] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:27:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/18/19 20:24:53] AngryParsley [169/1230] has challenged dax [168/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:06:32 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/18/19 23:14:33] AngryParsley [1155/1230] has come upon Virtual [117/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:02:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/19/19 09:56:16] crudd [168/855] has challenged AngryParsley [801/1230] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:11:38 is added to crudd's clock.
[01/19/19 13:48:38] Mirc0p [523/724] has come upon AngryParsley [395/1230] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:47:03 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[01/20/19 21:19:48] AngryParsley [602/1230] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [292/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:18:57 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/21/19 10:23:39] FSM [339/613] has come upon AngryParsley [1126/1230] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:29:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/21/19 11:48:55] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:11 towards level 93.
[01/21/19 19:15:14] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:03:32 from level 93.
[01/24/19 12:30:24] Yuhno, D.Va, and AngryParsley [1614/2677] have team battled Birdbones, TauPan, and Mars [8/2833] and won! 1 day, 00:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 08:43:21] Heisenberg [686/699] has come upon AngryParsley [354/1230] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:13:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/19 19:42:04] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:08:10 is added to their clock.
[01/27/19 01:40:03] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:41 towards level 93.
[01/27/19 08:37:51] crysys, dindinx, and kenyon [341/2839] have team battled nickware, AngryParsley, and bebbet [2076/2762] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/19 11:02:20] simple [878/1156] has come upon AngryParsley [271/1230] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:28:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/28/19 03:13:44] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:19 from level 93.
[01/28/19 11:26:34] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:32 from level 93.
[01/28/19 14:42:47] AngryParsley [727/1230] has challenged sunri5e [1059/1152] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:49:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/29/19 04:24:33] AngryParsley [565/1230] has come upon ohnx [533/840] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 09:55:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/29/19 09:06:23] AngryParsley [707/1230] has challenged kork [326/372] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:52:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/29/19 09:06:23] AngryParsley has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 11 days, 14:30:29 is added to kork's clock.
[01/29/19 18:52:30] HeavyPodda [277/1024] has come upon AngryParsley [491/1230] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:36:46 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/30/19 22:40:10] Nuae [11/281] has challenged AngryParsley [361/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to Nuae's clock.
[01/31/19 20:11:36] DrJosh9000, bootdisk, and bobvador [1679/2436] have team battled AngryParsley, M144, and ishanyx [204/2658] and won! 1 day, 12:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 13:45:58] borsin [498/600] has challenged AngryParsley [682/1230] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/02/19 16:18:39] AngryParsley [682/1230] has challenged dax [536/622] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:44:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/02/19 17:59:22] Sixbierehomme [681/789] has challenged AngryParsley [935/1230] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:38:51 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[02/03/19 18:53:18] sigmg, AngryParsley, and Crazycatlady [886/2603] have team battled x0, Tenorman, and rxcomm [2434/2565] and lost! 1 day, 22:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 11:28:18] Killerkid, tmberg, and damyan [684/3001] have team battled AngryParsley, IndigoTiger, and pants [2058/3119] and lost! 0 days, 17:53:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 15:47:42] Mirc0p, brendan, and HeavyPodda [3104/3570] have team battled AngryParsley, Tor, and Sharky4 [2738/3147] and won! 0 days, 03:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 22:09:08] AngryParsley [871/1230] has come upon bookworm [53/54] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:36:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/05/19 01:17:25] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:43:39 from level 94.
[02/05/19 01:28:57] AngryParsley got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:48:37 from level 94.
[02/06/19 07:54:26] suterismus, x0, and freeboson [2069/2607] have team battled AngryParsley, Ttech, and wMw [2435/3263] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 12:15:18] dindinx, Cameron_D, and KeboDK [3343/3431] have team battled astropoint, dax, and AngryParsley [2277/2722] and won! 0 days, 05:52:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 08:47:43] AngryParsley [130/1230] has come upon elbie [335/982] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:29:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/08/19 19:43:23] blizgerg, bootdisk, and AngryParsley [1128/3815] have team battled L, BagelBites, and Ttech [2109/2494] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/19 13:55:31] Sam [51/671] has come upon AngryParsley [1167/1230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:19 is added to Sam's clock.
[02/10/19 09:02:19] AngryParsley [547/1230] has challenged Lemelisk [927/1375] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:54:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/10/19 13:24:57] AngryParsley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:03:29 towards level 94.
[02/11/19 09:19:03] AngryParsley [442/1230] has come upon D.Va [769/773] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:38:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[03/31/19 07:10:25] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:33:39 from level 94.
[03/31/19 09:25:55] AngryParsley, pants, and Sullivon [865/2584] have team battled Kropotkin, mordac, and csc2ya [1130/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/19 21:02:21] idlerpgww [269/730] has challenged AngryParsley [568/1230] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[04/01/19 07:06:26] twado [234/280] has challenged AngryParsley [1211/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to twado's clock.
[04/01/19 07:27:16] AngryParsley [314/1230] has challenged jbroome [250/544] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:18:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/02/19 00:20:27] odawt [176/222] has challenged AngryParsley [759/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to odawt's clock.
[04/02/19 07:04:24] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:39:58 towards level 94.
[04/02/19 07:36:58] IceeVeeCee, dxrt, and JuanMaestro [774/2235] have team battled buksi, AngryParsley, and HellSpawn [1540/2418] and lost! 0 days, 11:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/19 16:45:54] Zoddo [567/1143] has challenged AngryParsley [30/1230] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:34:07 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/05/19 15:51:15] AngryParsley [1055/1230] has challenged skarlso [402/408] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:36:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/06/19 07:49:41] pollo, suterismus, and AngryParsley [448/3017] have team battled acolarh, HellSpawn, and Walter [183/1505] and won! 0 days, 01:59:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 06:25:20] AngryParsley [989/1230] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [390/768] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:37:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/09/19 12:23:37] blabber [421/449] has come upon AngryParsley [1229/1230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:06 is added to blabber's clock.
[04/10/19 14:08:24] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:44 towards level 94.
[04/11/19 03:51:02] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:37:12 towards level 94.
[04/11/19 17:14:44] AngryParsley [368/1230] has come upon Ttech [869/1711] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:23:33 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/12/19 08:07:20] Walter [24/336] has challenged AngryParsley [953/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to Walter's clock.
[04/12/19 18:04:12] LukeLR [25/652] has challenged AngryParsley [779/1230] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:17:15 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[04/12/19 19:14:22] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:54:07 is added to their clock.
[04/13/19 01:46:49] Majak [456/492] has come upon AngryParsley [341/1230] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 04:45:50 is removed from Majak's clock.
[04/14/19 21:32:59] AngryParsley [119/1160] has come upon djm [1086/1128] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:28:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/14/19 23:38:40] Geela [148/753] has challenged AngryParsley [697/1160] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:31:39 is added to Geela's clock.
[04/15/19 01:18:44] AngryParsley has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:24:22 from level 94.
[04/15/19 09:59:17] psycho, pixelate, and algernon [362/1304] have team battled apiw, vegadark, and AngryParsley [1461/2704] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/19 17:25:18] AngryParsley stole jbroome's level 57 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 43 pair of gloves behind, which jbroome then takes.
[04/16/19 09:49:57] yano [606/694] has challenged AngryParsley [398/1172] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:34:51 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/16/19 09:49:57] yano has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:53:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/16/19 13:24:57] AngryParsley, zygren, and Bradicus [2272/2587] have team battled MadHatter, Killerkid, and Roxana [2552/2968] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/19 15:59:10] AngryParsley [890/1172] has come upon The_Joker [259/371] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:28:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/18/19 10:27:41] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:43 towards level 94.
[04/19/19 18:23:04] SCSi [215/581] has come upon AngryParsley [109/1172] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:43:33 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[04/19/19 18:31:57] odawt, yano, and IdleMaster [1203/1799] have team battled Xenthys, AngryParsley, and autist [717/2393] and won! 0 days, 14:17:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 23:14:46] AngryParsley lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:17:00 from level 94.
[04/21/19 22:26:10] AngryParsley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:42 from level 94.
[04/23/19 19:13:46] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:35 towards level 94.
[04/23/19 20:45:56] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:09 towards level 94.
[04/23/19 21:25:32] Notir [277/293] has challenged AngryParsley [324/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:20 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/07/19 09:10:15] himuraken, apiw, and TimWolla [1095/2999] have team battled alephnull, AngryParsley, and Notir [1189/2284] and lost! 0 days, 22:09:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 13:32:35] Scornn [223/458] has come upon AngryParsley [1011/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:12:30 is added to Scornn's clock.
[05/07/19 15:06:48] Curious_Onion, kork, and AngryParsley [1541/2279] have team battled brycec, brendan, and Birdbones [477/3795] and won! 0 days, 20:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 00:22:26] xonic, Flonk, and max [2491/2579] have team battled TimWolla, AngryParsley, and apiw [1212/3213] and won! 1 day, 02:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 19:54:38] AngryParsley [76/1172] has come upon zygren [506/534] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/11/19 04:13:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AngryParsley with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 02:22:44 from level 94.
[05/11/19 09:08:39] damyan [370/898] has challenged AngryParsley [773/1172] in combat and lost! 11 days, 19:27:20 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/11/19 22:57:07] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:58:03 from level 94.
[05/12/19 20:09:06] MiddlewareMonkey [101/619] has come upon AngryParsley [432/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/12/19 22:22:08] pollo, AngryParsley, and strife [2369/2398] have team battled BagelBites, Ironhoof, and Roxana [1820/3002] and won! 1 day, 02:59:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 04:40:22] AngryParsley [167/1172] has come upon max [635/817] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:49:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/13/19 18:47:14] AngryParsley [1120/1172] has come upon Khorne [522/1048] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:11:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/19 06:25:42] SirMonkeybox, AngryParsley, and cirdan [20/2707] have team battled BagelBites, RBecker, and SCSi [1927/2110] and lost! 3 days, 17:55:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/19 14:41:31] AngryParsley [807/1172] has come upon bebbet [46/566] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:41:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/19 16:14:32] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:00:08 from level 94.
[05/15/19 17:02:48] Jay_of_Delucia [22/484] has come upon AngryParsley [119/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:39:40 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[05/16/19 22:14:14] golgy [199/343] has come upon AngryParsley [644/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:40:48 is added to golgy's clock.
[05/17/19 02:52:09] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:11 towards level 94.
[05/17/19 10:03:59] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:00 towards level 94.
[05/18/19 16:28:39] AngryParsley [250/1172] has come upon SCSi [253/743] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:52:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/18/19 21:28:12] blabber, Everyman, and AngryParsley [566/2410] have team battled dxrt, Xenofex, and Greg [1924/2044] and lost! 1 day, 21:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/19 20:17:16] AngryParsley left their weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/21/19 23:45:21] AngryParsley [941/1129] has come upon Bradicus [462/916] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:10:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/22/19 00:22:24] AngryParsley bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:34 towards level 94.
[05/22/19 03:18:29] AngryParsley [288/1129] has come upon Eldoreth [486/1009] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:48:56 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/28/19 17:56:29] Phreaker [291/635] has come upon AngryParsley [30/1129] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:11 is removed from Phreaker's clock.
[06/29/19 10:36:38] AngryParsley [256/1129] has come upon petrichor [561/1237] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:02:18 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/29/19 14:46:29] AngryParsley [469/1129] has challenged meskio [339/423] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:14:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/30/19 05:31:56] Tenorman, Scornn, and Oooooog [1219/2451] have team battled CoarseHorse, Equinox, and AngryParsley [994/2094] and won! 0 days, 09:07:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 11:53:35] Nistur, AngryParsley, and DrJosh9000 [1904/2130] have team battled GilbertErik, Ttech, and rxcomm [3797/3956] and lost! 2 days, 14:24:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/19 12:11:35] AngryParsley [1016/1129] has challenged freeboson [734/985] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:01:56 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/04/19 22:13:48] Lemelisk [978/1356] has challenged AngryParsley [154/1129] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:23:32 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[07/05/19 01:31:13] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:58 towards level 94.
[07/05/19 08:16:02] AngryParsley [61/1129] has challenged Heisenberg [341/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:30:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/05/19 12:21:34] inittab [293/482] has come upon AngryParsley [148/1129] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:46:28 is removed from inittab's clock.
[07/05/19 17:27:57] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:53:24 from level 94.
[07/06/19 17:08:41] AngryParsley, Roxana, and simple [959/3552] have team battled Sharky4, MadMan, and Scornn [353/2440] and won! 0 days, 09:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 17:24:30] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:46:41 from level 94.
[07/07/19 11:05:07] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:45 from level 94.
[07/09/19 03:09:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 3 days, 17:21:35 toward level 94.
[07/09/19 05:36:45] AngryParsley [573/1129] has challenged bookworm [305/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:25:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/10/19 19:46:47] Reilly, AngryParsley, and Everyman [745/2366] have team battled J, sjums_the_great, and Ttech [1147/2975] and lost! 0 days, 15:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/19 08:05:48] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:54 towards level 94.
[07/12/19 10:35:48] TheresusPheronor, niko, and jbroome [1086/2050] have team battled tspange, manish17xxx, and AngryParsley [1033/2705] and won! 0 days, 03:45:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 19:52:34] Elgo [263/488] has challenged AngryParsley [612/1129] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:17:15 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/13/19 00:09:24] AngryParsley [1089/1129] has come upon Misza [1234/1311] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:02 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/13/19 18:42:20] AngryParsley [866/1129] has come upon lavamind [350/642] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/13/19 22:57:45] yano, Clearcasting, and SCSi [790/1870] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, Fluttershy, and AngryParsley [1259/2885] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 00:52:14] meskio, golgy, and AngryParsley [292/2184] have team battled Bahhumbug, GraysonBriggs, and blizgerg [449/2660] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 03:51:37] AngryParsley [1079/1129] has come upon loomysh [822/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:10 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/14/19 05:35:12] AngryParsley, wMw, and inittab [1471/2246] have team battled meskio, Eiam, and elbie [494/2395] and won! 0 days, 00:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 09:21:32] AngryParsley [622/1129] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [108/943] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:12:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/14/19 09:21:32] In the fierce battle, MiddlewareMonkey dropped their level 54 set of leggings! AngryParsley picks it up, tossing their old level 37 set of leggings to MiddlewareMonkey.
[07/15/19 09:00:47] AngryParsley was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:06:18 from level 95.
[07/16/19 12:27:09] jbroome [756/773] has come upon AngryParsley [708/1144] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:12:19 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[07/18/19 01:00:24] AngryParsley, DrJosh9000, Killerkid, and Invidious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/19 06:41:40] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:25:38 towards level 95.
[07/18/19 12:58:55] RBecker [507/825] has come upon AngryParsley [551/1144] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:06:24 is added to RBecker's clock.
[07/19/19 08:30:49] AngryParsley [795/1144] has challenged simple [1150/1237] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:15:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/22/19 06:11:28] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 16:25:50 is added to their clock.
[07/23/19 00:18:11] astropoint, algernon, and AngryParsley [801/2636] have team battled Crazycatlady, RedW, and Asara [1442/2748] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/19 12:25:29] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:14:46 is added to their clock.
[07/23/19 23:55:40] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:38:09 towards level 95.
[07/25/19 23:09:18] irix, lavamind, and AngryParsley [2282/2691] have team battled canton7, TheDeadlyDandy, and StalkR [800/2087] and won! 5 days, 17:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 08:07:56] Brady [5/917] has challenged AngryParsley [224/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:42:03 is added to Brady's clock.
[07/26/19 17:21:23] AngryParsley [584/1149] has come upon CornFly [761/1149] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:40:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/28/19 19:31:03] agrajag [447/1288] has come upon AngryParsley [383/1149] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:37:23 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[07/29/19 02:22:21] Ttech [1609/1915] has challenged AngryParsley [660/1149] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:15:50 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/30/19 06:19:59] petrichor, AngryParsley, and kork [141/2732] have team battled Brainiac, CornFly, and Asara [1799/2983] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/19 23:32:43] jvoisin [376/678] has challenged AngryParsley [660/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:16:24 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[08/01/19 00:38:23] AngryParsley [1090/1149] has challenged LukeLR [12/668] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:44:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/07/19 02:10:59] KeboDK [519/704] has come upon AngryParsley [667/1149] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:21:59 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/07/19 15:43:11] sheu, Cameron_D, and AngryParsley [175/3326] have team battled Sharky4, idlerpgww, and sunri5e [2612/2777] and lost! 6 days, 20:54:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/19 21:06:07] AngryParsley [996/1149] has come upon allo [114/683] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:10:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/08/19 00:15:19] dclaw123 [725/1042] has challenged AngryParsley [93/1149] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:04:46 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[08/08/19 03:25:07] AngryParsley was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:44:22 from level 95.
[08/08/19 10:40:59] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:07:23 towards level 95.
[08/09/19 16:19:35] AngryParsley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:46 from level 95.
[08/10/19 02:26:10] AngryParsley [87/1149] has challenged pollo [516/883] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:55:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/10/19 18:26:48] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:30:02 towards level 95.
[08/12/19 09:36:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 14 days, 12:56:01 toward level 95.
[08/12/19 10:59:41] AngryParsley, Nofew, and max [248/3009] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and Zyphyr [2206/3299] and lost! 2 days, 04:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 18:40:04] double [996/1100] has challenged AngryParsley [92/1149] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:34:28 is removed from double's clock.
[08/12/19 18:40:04] In the fierce battle, AngryParsley dropped their level 57 pair of gloves! double picks it up, tossing their old level 45 pair of gloves to AngryParsley.
[08/14/19 02:55:34] AngryParsley [1103/1138] has come upon manish17xxx [343/811] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:06:47 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/14/19 03:47:12] AngryParsley [983/1138] has challenged wMw [510/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:58:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/14/19 08:55:42] sigmg, simple, and holloway [2957/3089] have team battled TheresusPheronor, MetaNova, and AngryParsley [755/2612] and won! 0 days, 22:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/19 13:51:29] Grayson, AngryParsley, and Agent86 [2221/2239] have team battled Nistur, Muirrum, and Velyn [755/1578] and won! 0 days, 10:42:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 01:51:56] AngryParsley [705/1138] has challenged Invidious [158/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:19:44 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/15/19 08:22:49] borsin [583/652] has come upon AngryParsley [1012/1138] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:27:49 is added to borsin's clock.
[08/16/19 02:28:00] FSM [42/796] has come upon AngryParsley [152/1138] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:30:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/16/19 13:55:51] pants, Psilocybe, and Scornn [742/2707] have team battled Velyn, Asara, and AngryParsley [1282/2569] and lost! 3 days, 02:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/19 22:55:57] Killerkid, MrGlass, and AngryParsley [2305/3107] have team battled Asara, CornFly, and Forud [1650/2509] and won! 0 days, 14:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 00:14:41] AngryParsley, GilbertErik, and dartainus [2253/2404] have team battled Kerri, AbacusAvenger, and sbp [1106/2051] and won! 0 days, 11:07:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/19 20:43:28] AngryParsley [794/1146] has challenged damyan [359/1139] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:02:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/20/19 06:18:41] Roxana [730/1186] has challenged AngryParsley [220/1146] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:06:21 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[08/20/19 18:00:12] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:07:31 towards level 96.
[08/21/19 01:36:16] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 18:16:46 is added to their clock.
[08/21/19 04:04:47] AngryParsley [325/1146] has come upon holloway [812/1064] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:53:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/14/19 11:26:11] AngryParsley [102/1146] has come upon kenyon [537/1123] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:00:38 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/14/19 15:05:57] Fluttershy, LukeLR, and m0shbear [163/2819] have team battled vegadark, AngryParsley, and KeboDK [70/2512] and won! 9 days, 08:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/19 20:49:06] algernon [615/699] has come upon AngryParsley [196/1146] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:37:36 is removed from algernon's clock.
[09/14/19 22:39:14] AngryParsley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:38:36 from level 96.
[09/15/19 16:45:47] AngryParsley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:16:12 from level 96.
[09/16/19 01:55:20] Roxana, Eldoreth, Psilocybe, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/19 03:14:11] sigmg [11/757] has come upon AngryParsley [437/1146] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:50:40 is added to sigmg's clock.
[09/17/19 06:01:28] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:29:21 towards level 96.
[09/17/19 17:13:02] AngryParsley [231/1146] has come upon woonack [55/726] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:33:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/18/19 03:06:16] AngryParsley, sunri5e, and Tratos [987/3379] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, dindinx, and crysys [1286/2871] and lost! 6 days, 07:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 08:14:12] damyan, AngryParsley, and darkmage [1472/3683] have team battled elbie, ncarl747, and soltys [1378/2714] and won! 8 days, 21:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 09:56:09] pfoley [50/686] has challenged AngryParsley [805/1146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:50 is added to pfoley's clock.
[09/18/19 23:10:49] anarcat, StalkR, and ilbelkyr [2184/2199] have team battled astropoint, bisco, and AngryParsley [1238/2946] and won! 1 day, 11:50:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 10:12:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 19 days, 15:39:58 toward level 96.
[09/19/19 23:56:58] AngryParsley, meskio, and LapTop006 [695/2407] have team battled blabber, Pici, and Mirc0p [788/2805] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 16:08:33] anarcat [417/712] has challenged AngryParsley [181/1146] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:02:50 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/20/19 16:08:33] anarcat has dealt AngryParsley a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:29:10 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/22/19 10:14:26] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:40:23 is added to their clock.
[09/23/19 12:55:45] AngryParsley stole Tor's level 104 amulet while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 61 amulet behind, which Tor then takes.
[09/24/19 02:50:49] Yogi [119/193] has challenged AngryParsley [1120/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to Yogi's clock.
[09/25/19 02:37:01] AngryParsley [250/1185] has come upon pfoley [642/795] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:50:54 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/25/19 10:35:12] AngryParsley [101/1185] has challenged freeboson [606/664] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:56:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/25/19 12:40:34] Chuck [404/746] has come upon AngryParsley [1024/1185] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:57 is added to Chuck's clock.
[09/27/19 15:47:46] AngryParsley [161/1185] has challenged Notir [89/440] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:51:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/27/19 23:19:30] AngryParsley EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:59:53 from level 96.
[09/28/19 10:52:25] irix [636/889] has challenged AngryParsley [957/1185] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:10:56 is added to irix's clock.
[09/30/19 22:33:52] Heisenberg, AngryParsley, and neurospex [710/3233] have team battled SlowRiot, grooverider, and csssuf [2655/3051] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/19 17:28:16] bisco [40/888] has come upon AngryParsley [564/1185] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:29:05 is added to bisco's clock.
[10/02/19 14:16:10] AngryParsley [519/1185] has challenged gdm [490/581] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:19:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/03/19 05:10:23] bootdisk [638/724] has come upon AngryParsley [686/1185] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:07:21 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/03/19 20:32:50] AngryParsley [430/1185] has come upon Jay_of_Delucia [592/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:59:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/04/19 09:37:27] AngryParsley [794/1185] has come upon Reilly [157/469] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:37:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/05/19 05:30:48] Atan [422/778] has come upon AngryParsley [870/1185] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:41 is added to Atan's clock.
[10/05/19 14:33:20] Brady [897/966] has challenged AngryParsley [851/1185] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:09:40 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/06/19 14:40:07] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:06:40 is added to their clock.
[10/08/19 02:02:57] AngryParsley [1172/1185] has come upon jvoisin [591/686] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:53:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/19 03:55:40] pfoley, Khorne, and CornFly [535/3013] have team battled gdm, Majak, and AngryParsley [1409/2536] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/19 05:08:29] AngryParsley [993/1185] has come upon CornFly [622/1158] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:27:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/08/19 12:47:03] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:30 towards level 96.
[10/09/19 19:57:45] Mateusz [1016/1150] has challenged AngryParsley [328/1185] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:05:19 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[10/10/19 10:02:09] AngryParsley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:18 towards level 96.
[10/10/19 23:43:26] brendan, Reilly, and AngryParsley [2535/3052] have team battled DrJosh9000, m0shbear, and Scar3cr0w [1224/2210] and won! 0 days, 06:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/19 00:51:18] AngryParsley [785/1185] has challenged Bradicus [222/948] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:28:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/12/19 02:07:01] AngryParsley left their weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/19 07:20:03] AngryParsley, ishanyx, and MaryMaid [2120/2525] have team battled bootdisk, Heisenberg, and skarlso [1550/1953] and won! 0 days, 23:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/19 17:51:43] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:59:37 from level 97.
[10/12/19 19:45:02] Tiny_Nuggins [153/391] has come upon AngryParsley [975/1146] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:15:45 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[10/13/19 04:52:23] pants, dartainus, and L [1675/2545] have team battled JensRex, AngryParsley, and jbroome [2398/3491] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 06:37:22] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:50:45 towards level 97.
[10/18/19 00:07:58] AngryParsley, TheresusPheronor, and vegadark [9/2325] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, fattrat, and Brady [2406/2669] and lost! 4 days, 12:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/19 05:14:06] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:21:37 from level 97.
[10/19/19 11:29:44] AngryParsley was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:14:05 from level 97.
[10/19/19 18:10:58] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:42:30 from level 97.
[10/21/19 11:35:24] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:53:23 towards level 97.
[10/22/19 13:53:35] SirMonkeybox [460/523] has come upon AngryParsley [850/1152] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:14:19 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/19 22:18:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 52 days, 09:11:07 toward level 97.
[10/24/19 08:02:12] crysys [506/896] has come upon AngryParsley [804/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:41:31 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/24/19 13:03:10] sheu, KeboDK, and AngryParsley [1577/2421] have team battled Forud, Brainiac, and Eldoreth [1523/2596] and won! 1 day, 22:33:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 00:14:11] AngryParsley bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:42:00 from level 97.
[10/25/19 15:30:05] AngryParsley [698/1152] has come upon Tor [302/1141] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:49:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/26/19 00:33:57] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:32:43 is added to their clock.
[10/26/19 15:33:04] AngryParsley [1104/1152] has challenged Tratos [855/997] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:28:00 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/28/19 10:13:51] AngryParsley [751/1144] has come upon Majak [20/772] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:46:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/29/19 18:54:21] nawcom, Yuhno, and ohnx [360/2156] have team battled AngryParsley, ToHellWithGA, and zid [302/3119] and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 19:09:27] AngryParsley [604/1144] has come upon m0shbear [334/1188] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:57:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/29/19 19:09:27] AngryParsley has dealt m0shbear a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:42:33 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/29/19 21:42:13] Mars, AngryParsley, and Kropotkin [888/3347] have team battled allo, dax, and JuanMaestro [2145/2159] and lost! 0 days, 23:34:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/19 04:53:31] AngryParsley, PlasmaStar, and xayto [2018/2450] have team battled tmberg, sbp, and idlerpgww [2550/3251] and lost! 0 days, 17:55:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/19 17:00:16] AngryParsley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:07 from level 97.
[10/31/19 00:55:54] AngryParsley [279/1144] has come upon FSM [778/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:31:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/01/19 06:14:52] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:54 from level 97.
[11/01/19 10:18:57] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:28 towards level 97.
[11/01/19 18:11:26] SCSi [123/710] has come upon AngryParsley [235/1144] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:05:21 is added to SCSi's clock.
[11/04/19 22:57:16] AngryParsley [431/1144] has challenged sc_ [485/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/05/19 22:07:24] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:46 towards level 97.
[11/06/19 03:07:05] Brutus [260/294] has challenged AngryParsley [821/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to Brutus's clock.
[11/06/19 06:20:24] AngryParsley [44/1144] has challenged Xenofex [6/882] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:27:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/06/19 14:10:57] AngryParsley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:11:46 towards level 98.
[11/06/19 18:23:16] Notir, holloway, and AngryParsley [212/2729] have team battled jvoisin, PlasmaStar, and Khorne [318/2281] and lost! 1 day, 10:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/19 08:08:25] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:04:59 towards level 98.
[11/08/19 21:56:31] holloway, AngryParsley, and xonic [1549/2920] have team battled h00k, dwfreed, and manish17xxx [865/2324] and won! 1 day, 06:50:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 14:23:28] AngryParsley [1053/1144] has challenged RedW [281/1001] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:12:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/09/19 22:07:13] AngryParsley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:00:35 towards level 98.
[11/11/19 02:48:48] AngryParsley stole Tor's level 61 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 45 pair of gloves behind, which Tor then takes.
[11/11/19 11:35:50] AngryParsley [1118/1159] has come upon buyoq [132/522] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:00:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/12/19 04:08:03] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:12:25 towards level 98.
[11/12/19 10:51:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 13 days, 20:38:21 toward level 98.
[11/12/19 17:05:11] kenyon, Khorne, skarlso, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/19 06:53:27] JuanMaestro, dwfreed, and MJ94 [543/2225] have team battled Syloq, AngryParsley, and Pici [2831/3113] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 09:08:10] Athos [331/653] has challenged AngryParsley [600/1159] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:45:18 is added to Athos's clock.
[12/26/19 20:13:00] AngryParsley misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:01 from level 98.
[12/30/19 02:29:48] Susumurata, xonic, blabber, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/20 12:58:23] AngryParsley [354/1159] has come upon Zaratustra [1089/1129] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:38 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/02/20 09:45:34] Eldoreth, AngryParsley, and Brady [2823/3371] have team battled csssuf, sheu, and bisco [2269/2346] and won! 1 day, 14:18:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 17:48:25] AngryParsley [202/1159] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [82/818] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:02:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/03/20 04:06:39] idlerpgww, lipek, and Zaratustra [3330/3343] have team battled Yuhno, AngryParsley, and meskio [1033/2723] and won! 2 days, 14:46:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 02:14:51] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:11:09 is added to their clock.
[01/04/20 04:35:02] dclaw123 [403/1087] has come upon AngryParsley [420/1159] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:07:11 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[01/04/20 09:57:42] MadMan [413/1360] has challenged AngryParsley [738/1159] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:10:59 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/05/20 07:19:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 1 day, 07:10:38 toward level 98.
[01/05/20 07:30:08] mwhahaha [882/1018] has come upon AngryParsley [165/1159] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 02:32:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/05/20 08:52:01] AngryParsley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:18 towards level 98.
[01/06/20 08:06:12] AngryParsley [843/1159] has challenged darkmage [213/1339] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:52:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/07/20 07:37:52] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:17:52 from level 99.
[01/10/20 19:27:32] AngryParsley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:26:34 towards level 99.
[01/18/20 00:50:39] AngryParsley [395/1159] has come upon borsin [540/665] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:39:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/18/20 15:49:53] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 22:18:19 is added to their clock.
[01/20/20 01:17:51] AngryParsley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! AngryParsley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/20 04:06:28] Beefcan, Zythan, and irix [948/1914] have team battled Ttech, AngryParsley, and Ratigan [590/4005] and won! 0 days, 07:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 11:29:51] AngryParsley [715/1153] has come upon SlimeDiamond [29/397] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:01:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/22/20 12:43:04] lakwatsero [122/388] has come upon AngryParsley [1084/1153] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:19:33 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/23/20 02:40:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 18 days, 16:04:19 toward level 99.
[01/23/20 11:44:09] AngryParsley [679/1153] has come upon irix [216/865] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:20:46 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/23/20 14:25:04] AngryParsley left their weapon out in the rain to rust! AngryParsley's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/20 16:51:26] autist [434/883] has come upon AngryParsley [439/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:04 is added to autist's clock.
[01/24/20 17:20:24] jbroome [667/1030] has challenged AngryParsley [591/1118] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:22:04 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[01/24/20 20:59:42] AngryParsley [398/1118] has challenged jbroome [403/1030] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:22:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/25/20 03:02:05] AngryParsley [266/1118] has come upon womblecat [548/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:16:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/26/20 12:00:39] FSM, TheDeadlyDandy, AngryParsley, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/20 09:43:03] AngryParsley, Ratigan, and petrichor [1622/3230] have team battled Pici, lipek, and GipsyPureGold [629/3329] and won! 5 days, 16:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 23:03:09] AngryParsley [861/1118] has come upon pfoley [347/907] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:22:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/28/20 09:18:56] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:56:16 towards level 99.
[01/28/20 23:28:35] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:54 towards level 99.
[01/29/20 06:24:30] AngryParsley [368/1118] has challenged Nistur [210/826] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:23:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/29/20 19:44:54] snek, Forud, and KeboDK [2120/2214] have team battled Brady, AngryParsley, and max [1865/3192] and won! 2 days, 19:12:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 22:13:47] AngryParsley [462/1118] has come upon TimWolla [516/949] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:27 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/31/20 10:15:02] rustybicycle [234/385] has challenged AngryParsley [1110/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:26 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[02/01/20 12:51:41] Tenorman, AngryParsley, and MetaNova [2479/3321] have team battled Tor, meskio, and alephnull [1643/3358] and won! 1 day, 17:21:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 02:09:25] TheDeadlyDandy, AngryParsley, and bobvador [782/2569] have team battled Tenorman, MrGlass, and i3d [766/2507] and won! 2 days, 08:24:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 05:05:00] PiotrekD, skarlso, and AngryParsley [732/2751] have team battled sjums_the_great, Birdbones, and Globalirc [1653/2758] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/20 09:49:13] pollo [843/959] has challenged AngryParsley [918/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:39:18 is added to pollo's clock.
[02/02/20 21:21:22] AngryParsley [890/1118] has come upon KH405 [179/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:46:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/03/20 09:28:50] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:01:12 is added to their clock.
[02/03/20 09:55:12] AngryParsley [519/1118] has challenged simple [143/1030] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:21:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/03/20 13:03:13] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:12:53 is added to their clock.
[02/03/20 14:29:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 11:27:21 toward level 99.
[02/03/20 16:00:57] AngryParsley [600/1118] has come upon buyoq [177/545] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/04/20 21:30:23] AngryParsley [261/1118] has challenged Everyman [327/757] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:47:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/04/20 23:14:19] Reilly [370/553] has come upon AngryParsley [240/1118] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:24:39 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[02/05/20 03:35:38] ishanyx [339/738] has come upon AngryParsley [1080/1118] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:21:03 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[02/06/20 11:14:58] AngryParsley [996/1118] has come upon womblecat [711/723] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 09:51:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/06/20 14:49:55] AngryParsley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:59:51 towards level 100.
[02/06/20 16:49:36] idlerpgww, MetaNova, and popey [2081/2238] have team battled DrJosh9000, AngryParsley, and pollo [791/2840] and won! 0 days, 07:21:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/20 01:26:19] AngryParsley [353/1118] has come upon Scornn [844/873] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:25:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/07/20 01:26:58] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:46:31 towards level 100.
[02/07/20 11:20:49] golgy [313/1000] has challenged AngryParsley [86/1118] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:55:12 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/07/20 18:22:37] dwfreed [808/905] has challenged AngryParsley [814/1118] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:21:14 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/07/20 18:39:53] brendan, AngryParsley, and WallIdl [2329/3017] have team battled Dyntra, ToHellWithGA, and sairis [251/1785] and won! 7 days, 11:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/20 18:43:36] womblecat [498/723] has come upon AngryParsley [100/1118] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:39:32 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/08/20 07:33:47] AngryParsley [711/1118] has come upon LapTop006 [382/572] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:12:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/09/20 00:20:54] womblecat [228/723] has come upon AngryParsley [50/1118] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:33:52 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/09/20 09:32:29] Crazycatlady [634/663] has challenged AngryParsley [996/1118] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:57:59 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/12/20 03:48:34] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:11:17 is added to their clock.
[03/12/20 15:45:28] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:48:21 from level 100.
[03/13/20 00:23:47] CornFly [166/1194] has come upon AngryParsley [520/1118] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:55:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/13/20 01:04:17] irix [596/952] has challenged AngryParsley [909/1118] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:46:16 is added to irix's clock.
[03/13/20 20:47:42] AngryParsley [528/1118] has challenged Scar3cr0w [142/716] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:22:37 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/10/20 04:51:09] jbroome [637/1034] has come upon AngryParsley [45/1118] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:21:03 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[04/11/20 01:27:36] Tiny_Nuggins [683/1000] has challenged AngryParsley [1085/1118] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:46:21 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[04/11/20 12:34:15] AngryParsley [989/1118] has come upon mordac [146/1329] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:08:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/20 14:30:36] soltys [855/896] has challenged AngryParsley [723/1118] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:45:11 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/11/20 19:04:39] JensRex, Tratos, and AngryParsley [1816/3357] have team battled Fluttershy, Bluedog, and rxcomm [1853/2961] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 05:13:55] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:59:03 towards level 100.
[04/12/20 13:48:12] i3d, AngryParsley, and misha [2194/2505] have team battled GilbertErik, Bl4ckC0r3, and Forud [244/2160] and won! 2 days, 00:25:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/20 06:15:05] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:59:08 is added to their clock.
[04/14/20 10:48:43] AngryParsley [473/1118] has challenged borsin [324/629] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:11:24 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/15/20 03:12:55] Nofew [706/843] has come upon AngryParsley [844/1118] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:22:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/15/20 12:58:41] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:23:52 is added to their clock.
[04/15/20 14:28:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 4 days, 05:04:14 toward level 100.
[04/16/20 01:56:12] asdf [374/386] has challenged AngryParsley [726/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to asdf's clock.
[04/16/20 10:02:43] AngryParsley [979/1118] has come upon ohnx [602/784] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:34:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/16/20 16:07:10] ohnx, Andries, and bigjay [102/2899] have team battled efertone, JensRex, and AngryParsley [2316/2879] and lost! 0 days, 18:13:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/20 12:06:27] Birdbones [363/1360] has challenged AngryParsley [701/1118] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:51:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/20 05:10:35] AngryParsley [571/1118] has challenged skarlso [25/799] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:49:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/18/20 05:56:37] Jaglag [288/376] has challenged AngryParsley [227/1118] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:23:03 is removed from Jaglag's clock.
[04/19/20 09:29:25] AngryParsley set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:50 from level 100.
[04/19/20 14:27:58] eta [76/293] has challenged AngryParsley [297/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:01 is added to eta's clock.
[04/21/20 01:32:55] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:32 towards level 100.
[04/21/20 19:31:43] AngryParsley [768/1118] has challenged lavamind [237/793] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:42:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/22/20 04:00:34] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:25:33 from level 100.
[04/23/20 09:47:51] rustybicycle [217/576] has challenged AngryParsley [854/1118] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:20 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[04/24/20 00:38:26] AngryParsley got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:11 from level 100.
[04/24/20 02:19:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 0 days, 19:13:00 toward level 100.
[04/24/20 10:24:37] AngryParsley [360/1118] has challenged Khorne [586/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:08:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/24/20 10:58:14] Bluedog [190/468] has challenged AngryParsley [919/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:58:59 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[04/24/20 17:42:23] AngryParsley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:53 towards level 100.
[04/25/20 09:03:49] Tenorman, tmberg, and Misza [2878/4166] have team battled AngryParsley, Khorne, and Mirc0p [2465/2893] and won! 6 days, 04:47:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 14:35:55] Mars [805/1291] has challenged AngryParsley [114/1118] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:17:03 is removed from Mars's clock.
[04/26/20 20:36:49] AngryParsley [165/1118] has come upon ganome [536/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:53 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/26/20 20:47:46] AngryParsley [1103/1118] has come upon sjums_the_great [41/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/27/20 07:39:39] AngryParsley [1000/1118] has challenged Alganon [233/257] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:12 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/20 01:11:53] AngryParsley [1045/1118] has challenged theZoMBiE [123/484] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:15:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/20 17:47:35] AngryParsley [559/1118] has challenged fattrat [966/1202] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:31:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/20 18:47:50] AngryParsley [641/1118] has challenged elbie [319/862] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:22:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/01/20 16:50:53] AngryParsley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:55:43 towards level 101.
[05/01/20 18:01:53] Subv [0/1] has challenged AngryParsley [147/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Subv's clock.
[05/01/20 22:29:09] delet [11/175] has challenged AngryParsley [309/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:36 is added to delet's clock.
[05/02/20 11:28:08] AngryParsley [353/1118] has come upon Elgo [62/819] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:15:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/02/20 12:41:09] AngryParsley, holloway, and tms [578/2578] have team battled MJ94, sjums_the_great, and pollo [780/2690] and lost! 0 days, 17:31:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/20 23:24:18] AngryParsley [897/1118] has come upon skarlso [106/795] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:06:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/04/20 03:31:59] AngryParsley [764/1118] has come upon efertone [51/480] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:08:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/05/20 15:26:20] AngryParsley [112/1118] has challenged MrGlass [401/1027] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:13:03 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/20 01:28:47] Heisenberg [897/1103] has challenged AngryParsley [881/1118] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:08:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/06/20 18:49:17] AngryParsley [421/1118] has come upon elbie [781/862] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:16:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/07/20 06:54:43] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of their weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/20 13:45:06] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:24:53 towards level 101.
[05/08/20 21:14:33] AngryParsley, Blukunfando, and sc_ [787/2284] have team battled Ironhoof, Bl4ckC0r3, and damyan [71/3042] and won! 1 day, 01:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 14:35:18] ilbelkyr, GilbertErik, and Andries [648/2500] have team battled AngryParsley, rxcomm, and efertone [188/2916] and won! 0 days, 14:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 23:47:39] MadMan, aismallard, and AngryParsley [3265/3329] have team battled crysys, Majak, and Chuck [2194/2433] and won! 5 days, 21:13:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/20 02:29:28] nijotz [318/330] has come upon AngryParsley [1085/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:32 is added to nijotz's clock.
[05/11/20 02:02:00] AngryParsley was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:31:33 towards level 101.
[05/11/20 14:11:42] AngryParsley [155/1149] has come upon pollo [574/1064] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:59:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/13/20 09:56:46] TauPan, Andries, and jnerulax [1027/1790] have team battled Heisenberg, idlerpgww, and AngryParsley [183/3022] and won! 0 days, 19:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/20 20:12:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 16 days, 09:51:10 toward level 101.
[05/14/20 21:18:57] crysys [194/782] has challenged AngryParsley [1022/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:33:07 is added to crysys's clock.
[05/15/20 04:32:50] AngryParsley, phraktyl, and GunMan [1334/2195] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Nistur, and Sharky4 [494/2935] and won! 0 days, 01:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 06:52:04] AngryParsley [1113/1149] has come upon SirMonkeybox [338/509] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:15:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/16/20 12:41:43] AngryParsley [285/1149] has come upon neurospex [160/1235] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:15:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/18/20 22:11:22] AngryParsley [1024/1149] has challenged dax [524/847] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:13:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/19/20 03:46:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 8 days, 06:56:26 toward level 102.
[05/19/20 11:27:50] AngryParsley [316/1149] has come upon dwfreed [412/887] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:16:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/21/20 08:30:31] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:44:17 towards level 102.
[05/22/20 03:30:26] AngryParsley [688/1149] has come upon dax [785/856] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:50:29 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/22/20 13:01:26] sukil [348/560] has challenged AngryParsley [791/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:47 is added to sukil's clock.
[05/23/20 15:56:53] HeavyPodda, AngryParsley, and MrGlass [2849/3084] have team battled Mirc0p, KH405, and Tor [771/2692] and won! 0 days, 04:09:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 07:52:56] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:16:15 towards level 102.
[05/24/20 21:14:09] ohnx [38/782] has challenged AngryParsley [453/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:56 is added to ohnx's clock.
[05/25/20 01:30:03] Tiny_Nuggins [884/943] has come upon AngryParsley [485/1149] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:40:57 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[05/25/20 15:18:10] AngryParsley [335/1149] has challenged idlerpgww [532/764] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/26/20 14:34:34] Heisenberg, zankore, and AngryParsley [1944/3308] have team battled TauPan, Birdbones, and bigjay [295/3408] and won! 2 days, 12:34:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/20 08:27:28] AngryParsley [562/1149] has challenged lipek [964/1403] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:44:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/28/20 03:57:08] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 23:49:21 is added to their clock.
[05/28/20 12:33:41] AngryParsley [1051/1149] has challenged i3d [296/662] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:13:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/29/20 15:54:44] AngryParsley died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:59:01 from level 102.
[05/31/20 02:20:15] AngryParsley saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:20:15 from level 102.
[05/31/20 06:07:40] AngryParsley [527/1149] has come upon LukeLR [86/838] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:33:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/31/20 06:07:43] AngryParsley [11/1149] has come upon LukeLR [256/838] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:28:28 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/31/20 12:49:48] canton7 [449/1252] has challenged AngryParsley [9/1149] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:18:04 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/01/20 11:47:49] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:55:15 towards level 102.
[06/01/20 12:49:46] HellSpawn, djm, AngryParsley, and tris have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/20 12:57:17] AngryParsley [1091/1149] has come upon Roxana [156/1323] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:45:20 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/02/20 17:34:42] AngryParsley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:45 towards level 102.
[06/03/20 07:18:20] Psilocybe, Pontuzz, and bisco [342/2121] have team battled golgy, AngryParsley, and idlerpgww [1909/2938] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 16:43:47] HeavyPodda, AngryParsley, and Crazycatlady [700/2793] have team battled KH405, cirdan, and yano [980/2146] and lost! 5 days, 17:27:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 21:47:25] AngryParsley [268/1149] has come upon Yuhno [109/642] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:32:30 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/04/20 00:41:49] AngryParsley [387/1149] has come upon rustybicycle [322/808] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:59:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/04/20 01:08:49] AngryParsley [551/1149] has challenged Ttech [218/2063] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:04:49 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/28/20 12:41:12] AngryParsley was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:56:39 from level 102.
[07/30/20 03:23:50] AngryParsley discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:29 towards level 102.
[07/30/20 10:35:52] ganome, AngryParsley, and aismallard [874/2829] have team battled IdleMaster, crysys, and jnerulax [366/2355] and won! 2 days, 11:15:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/20 15:06:42] AngryParsley found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:11:51 towards level 102.
[08/01/20 02:53:09] Nechayev [88/905] has come upon AngryParsley [859/1149] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:41:04 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[08/02/20 06:59:28] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:13 towards level 102.
[08/02/20 20:02:57] AngryParsley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:50:25 from level 102.
[08/05/20 15:18:34] h00k, AngryParsley, and elf [2054/3269] have team battled yano, tris, and shymega [593/1969] and won! 0 days, 06:53:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 03:00:58] AngryParsley, irix, and Nechayev [335/3043] have team battled Asara, KH405, and Frogging101 [1999/2255] and lost! 2 days, 00:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/20 12:07:25] vegadark [242/794] has come upon AngryParsley [1093/1149] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:29:48 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/08/20 14:14:32] AngryParsley stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:59 towards level 102.
[08/09/20 13:06:10] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:51:06 is added to their clock.
[08/09/20 16:12:05] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:02 towards level 102.
[08/11/20 02:54:14] AngryParsley [878/1149] has challenged Balthazar [76/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:06:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/11/20 08:56:12] Asara [870/929] has challenged AngryParsley [104/1149] in combat and won! 23 days, 01:05:30 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/12/20 13:36:21] KyloRen [410/455] has come upon AngryParsley [1061/1149] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:01:33 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/13/20 11:43:36] AngryParsley [892/1149] has come upon bigjay [1272/1365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:42 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/14/20 04:48:42] chessking [49/93] has challenged AngryParsley [968/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:58 is added to chessking's clock.
[08/14/20 10:08:02] AngryParsley sharpened the edge of their weapon! AngryParsley's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/20 06:04:34] tccki [25/360] has come upon AngryParsley [655/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:03 is added to tccki's clock.
[08/15/20 09:20:38] AngryParsley [1030/1183] has challenged allo [384/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:23:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/15/20 15:01:23] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to their clock.
[08/16/20 06:42:29] AngryParsley [521/1183] has challenged cirdan [36/943] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:00:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/16/20 11:59:26] KyloRen, Iceman, and zbe [895/2226] have team battled AngryParsley, WallIdl, and sairis [2228/2735] and lost! 2 days, 04:47:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/20 14:50:20] AngryParsley got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:59:09 from level 103.
[08/17/20 01:39:17] AngryParsley [838/1183] has come upon blackroot [119/316] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:28:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/17/20 21:34:27] AngryParsley [468/1183] has challenged Agent86 [19/1078] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:14:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/18/20 08:03:14] KyloRen, AngryParsley, and Yuhno [871/2365] have team battled micah, irix, and womblecat [1686/2661] and lost! 2 days, 14:39:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 20:35:59] xayto, dartainus, and SirMonkeybox [621/2102] have team battled tris, mordac, and AngryParsley [900/3134] and lost! 1 day, 05:56:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/20 07:04:30] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 16:02:47 is added to their clock.
[08/20/20 09:05:37] AngryParsley [958/1183] has come upon freeboson [73/676] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:18:34 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/21/20 13:41:06] blizgerg [135/1232] has come upon AngryParsley [1103/1183] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 13:12:04 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/22/20 00:51:49] AngryParsley lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:42:19 from level 103.
[08/22/20 04:46:44] AngryParsley broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:44:00 from level 103.
[08/22/20 23:03:48] efertone [80/465] has challenged AngryParsley [3/1183] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:38:35 is removed from efertone's clock.
[08/24/20 11:23:53] Psilocybe, LukeLR, and AngryParsley [1313/2805] have team battled Eldoreth, neurospex, and sheu [253/3160] and won! 2 days, 01:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 02:55:28] AngryParsley [469/1183] has come upon KH405 [45/565] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:24:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/20 04:40:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 5 days, 02:15:11 toward level 103.
[08/25/20 08:15:06] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:38 towards level 103.
[08/28/20 11:39:31] JensRex [411/1281] has come upon AngryParsley [794/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:36:02 is added to JensRex's clock.
[08/28/20 13:33:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AngryParsley 10 days, 16:20:59 toward level 103.
[08/29/20 17:53:30] AngryParsley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:44 from level 103.
[08/30/20 10:14:26] AngryParsley [559/1183] has come upon AbacusAvenger [236/913] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:43:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/30/20 12:54:59] AngryParsley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:51 towards level 103.
[08/31/20 11:44:56] Zaratustra, Forud, and AngryParsley [599/3232] have team battled jayvee, Lemelisk, and Leedsichthys [93/2545] and won! 2 days, 00:02:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 18:02:56] AngryParsley [1157/1183] has come upon Bradicus [496/1128] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:37:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/02/20 21:44:25] AngryParsley broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:49:58 from level 103.
[09/03/20 12:41:05] AngryParsley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AngryParsley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/20 01:55:24] el, damyan, and Leedsichthys [1069/2788] have team battled AngryParsley, KH405, and holloway [509/2706] and won! 0 days, 13:15:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 08:16:08] AbacusAvenger [57/913] has challenged AngryParsley [667/1189] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:58:02 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[09/06/20 11:06:58] AngryParsley learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:18 towards level 103.
[09/07/20 01:33:23] AngryParsley [170/1189] has challenged mwhahaha [871/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/07/20 20:40:59] AngryParsley [585/1189] has come upon irix [371/984] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:30 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/20 00:10:23] AngryParsley [525/1189] has come upon loomysh [983/1156] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:14 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/20 05:55:50] AngryParsley [1179/1189] has challenged feek [389/547] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:38:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/20 07:44:08] AngryParsley [98/1189] has come upon Lemelisk [167/1415] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 17:23:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/20 09:48:19] AngryParsley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:55:27 towards level 104.
[09/09/20 02:53:02] AngryParsley invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:35:39 towards level 104.
[09/10/20 12:50:53] AngryParsley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:48:04 towards level 104.
[09/10/20 20:13:14] bisco, AngryParsley, and KyloRen [786/2934] have team battled Tratos, bobvador, and pants [2176/3162] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/20 22:32:11] AngryParsley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:40:55 from level 104.
[09/14/20 11:47:48] AngryParsley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! AngryParsley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/20 17:24:03] Brainiac [702/845] has challenged AngryParsley [155/1192] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/15/20 02:35:43] MrGlass [44/902] has come upon AngryParsley [1086/1192] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:40:45 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[04/29/21 15:23:02] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 08:03:47 is added to their clock.
[05/09/21 21:48:46] AngryParsley, LukeLR, and djm [862/2989] have team battled Jones, Syloq, and HeavyPodda [1152/2297] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 01:09:17] texke [49/335] has come upon AngryParsley [370/1185] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:56 is added to texke's clock.
[05/11/21 04:02:10] AngryParsley, Andries, and Pontuzz [754/2917] have team battled C++, Clearcasting, and Zaratustra [797/2429] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 08:12:11] AngryParsley [1143/1185] has come upon GyrosGeier [125/468] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:31:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/12/21 22:58:21] canton7 [1143/1193] has challenged AngryParsley [1120/1185] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:54:30 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/13/21 03:00:53] AngryParsley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:52:28 towards level 104.
[05/14/21 00:37:45] AngryParsley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:13:41 towards level 104.
[05/16/21 14:14:26] buzzz, AngryParsley, and cirdan [833/2909] have team battled Elgo, cornfeedhobo, and Roxana [1386/3029] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/21 17:21:57] AngryParsley [375/1185] has challenged Misza [810/1437] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:33:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/21 04:03:53] AngryParsley [780/1185] has come upon caeli1 [134/408] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:41:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/19/21 08:33:58] PiotrekD [907/1045] has come upon AngryParsley [655/1185] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:10 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/20/21 04:47:56] AngryParsley is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 17:05:29 is added to their clock.