Player Info

User: Beefcan
Class: Perpetual Peon
Admin?: No
Level: 64
Next level: 82 days, 10:18:10
Status: Offline
Host: panthar!~panthar@v01.panthar.org
Account Created: Wed Jan 9 09:56:14 2019
Last login: Mon May 17 14:48:03 2021
Total time idled: 368 days, 20:35:09
Current position: [500,210]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 116 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 47
charm: 36
gloves: 38
helm: 41
leggings: 47
ring: 45
shield: 45
tunic: 101 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 171 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 687

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 02:25:20
part: None
quest: 0 days, 12:19:50
quit: 7 days, 07:21:13

total: 7 days, 22:06:23

Character Modifiers

[01/09/19 15:02:17] Beefcan [0/1] has challenged SlowRiot [316/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/19 15:15:17] Beefcan [2/4] has challenged buksi [114/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/19 15:45:27] Beefcan [3/10] has challenged aismallard [687/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/19 16:06:12] Beefcan [0/1] has challenged Zythan [30/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/19 17:05:48] Beefcan [19/20] has challenged Sharky4 [34/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/19 19:31:57] Beefcan [47/54] has challenged Sundance [645/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/10/19 03:59:58] Beefcan [14/104] has challenged NPC4946410567318 [473/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/10/19 07:31:05] Beefcan [72/104] has come upon strife [53/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:06:41 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/10/19 13:04:47] spillere [219/596] has come upon Beefcan [60/124] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:45 is removed from spillere's clock.
[01/10/19 15:36:10] AngryParsley [670/1230] has challenged Beefcan [103/124] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:40:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/11/19 00:32:16] Beefcan [146/168] has come upon waifu [422/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:30 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/11/19 03:58:36] Beefcan [137/179] has challenged SirMonkeybox [410/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/11/19 10:33:14] Beefcan [27/182] has challenged loomysh [742/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/11/19 17:58:47] Beefcan [49/182] has challenged damyan [45/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:34 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/11/19 21:38:32] sigmg, BagelBites, and xonic [1481/1557] have team battled alephnull, Beefcan, and buksi [970/1676] and won! 0 days, 04:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 00:13:22] Beefcan [115/185] has challenged rxcomm [875/1043] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/12/19 04:44:34] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:45 towards level 28.
[01/12/19 10:00:07] Beefcan [13/196] has challenged Bradicus [450/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/12/19 20:00:09] Beefcan [186/196] has come upon LukeLR [560/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/12/19 21:50:05] Beefcan [40/209] has challenged dax [115/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/13/19 11:16:48] Beefcan [48/210] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [127/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/14/19 03:18:18] Beefcan [237/254] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [278/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/14/19 05:40:06] manish17xxx, Homme, and Andries [292/1827] have team battled xonic, Brady, and Beefcan [463/1600] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/19 21:33:44] Beefcan [191/277] has challenged Sullivan [140/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/15/19 15:28:05] Beefcan [123/330] has challenged PiotrekD [662/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/16/19 01:05:49] Beefcan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:18 from level 34.
[01/16/19 18:01:13] Beefcan [246/330] has challenged Ttech [1072/1693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:04 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/17/19 23:17:42] Beefcan [316/342] has challenged sjefen6 [540/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/19/19 08:57:14] Beefcan [77/342] has challenged IndigoTiger [105/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/19/19 12:51:56] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:21 towards level 37.
[01/20/19 22:00:08] Beefcan [303/375] has challenged allo [133/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:02 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/21/19 02:31:10] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:46 towards level 38.
[01/21/19 10:22:44] Brady [624/934] has challenged Beefcan [243/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:14 is removed from Brady's clock.
[01/21/19 19:24:49] Bradicus [271/791] has challenged Beefcan [97/375] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:53:42 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/22/19 03:00:39] Beefcan [152/383] has challenged zankore [451/1043] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/22/19 14:18:45] Beefcan [155/383] has come upon manish17xxx [151/758] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:17 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/23/19 12:53:31] waifu, Beefcan, and mistaEvO8 [731/1772] have team battled IndigoTiger, Flonk, and kork [250/2186] and won! 0 days, 02:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 19:09:30] bootdisk, Beefcan, and suterismus [1981/2914] have team battled MetaNova, darkmage, and SCSi [611/2371] and won! 0 days, 00:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 20:32:16] Nistur, MrGlass, and Beefcan [1868/2114] have team battled psycho, zygren, and bp [582/1419] and won! 0 days, 00:25:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 22:13:08] Beefcan [205/453] has challenged Lemelisk [763/1333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/24/19 11:22:51] Beefcan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Beefcan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/19 21:25:14] ToHellWithGA [799/936] has come upon Beefcan [344/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:04 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/26/19 11:09:45] Beefcan [360/451] has challenged csc2ya [146/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/27/19 15:31:16] strife [423/430] has challenged Beefcan [25/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from strife's clock.
[01/28/19 13:33:50] Beefcan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Beefcan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/19 16:23:46] Kuntilanak [17/72] has challenged Beefcan [337/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Kuntilanak's clock.
[01/28/19 18:04:39] Beefcan [443/454] has challenged himuraken [485/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/29/19 12:58:08] dindinx, Herb_Tarlek, and grooverider [436/3255] have team battled Krelian, elf, and Beefcan [532/1992] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/19 07:14:14] Beefcan, bootdisk, and MrGlass [1317/2644] have team battled jbroome, dclaw123, and Flonk [1427/2319] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/19 15:42:56] Beefcan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:04 towards level 42.
[02/01/19 04:42:56] Beefcan [97/454] has come upon max [607/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:55 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/01/19 05:32:34] Beefcan [339/454] has challenged womblecat [28/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/12/19 04:08:01] jbroome [261/485] has challenged Beefcan [169/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[02/12/19 17:22:36] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:06 towards level 43.
[02/12/19 18:32:11] dayman [132/271] has challenged Beefcan [286/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to dayman's clock.
[02/13/19 13:20:48] Beefcan [121/458] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [467/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/14/19 00:34:37] Beefcan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:35 from level 44.
[02/14/19 07:32:29] Beefcan [320/458] has come upon dclaw123 [939/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:52:54 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/15/19 03:07:41] IndigoTiger [910/914] has come upon Beefcan [136/458] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:10:12 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/15/19 05:30:34] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:19 towards level 44.
[02/16/19 03:07:20] Beefcan [106/458] has come upon rxcomm [539/1096] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:54 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/16/19 15:31:19] dwfreed [226/382] has come upon Beefcan [400/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:13:00 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/16/19 20:32:33] moaz, Maria, and Beefcan [234/1217] have team battled DrJosh9000, m0shbear, and nickware [1222/2458] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/19 20:42:51] Beefcan [383/459] has challenged Nuae [163/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/21/19 04:04:22] Beefcan, Nuae, allo, and Lnk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/19 22:06:16] vrillusions, irix, astropoint, and Beefcan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/19 10:39:23] Beefcan [116/479] has challenged m0shbear [912/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/23/19 01:06:32] Beefcan [367/479] has come upon Globalirc [565/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:44:36 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/24/19 10:41:24] ishanyx, efertone, and D.Va [1572/1692] have team battled MJ94, Beefcan, and bp [1291/1693] and won! 0 days, 03:35:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 16:11:42] MiddlewareMonkey [240/450] has challenged Beefcan [300/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/25/19 23:56:36] djm [792/803] has come upon Beefcan [430/479] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:24:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/28/19 06:53:24] HellSpawn [285/446] has come upon Beefcan [443/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:50:28 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/01/19 06:54:22] Beefcan [86/479] has challenged Fritzl [138/206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/01/19 16:32:53] Beefcan [372/479] has come upon MadMan [704/1166] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:02:24 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/03/19 03:26:32] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:23 towards level 47.
[03/03/19 05:27:22] efertone [252/293] has come upon Beefcan [331/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:24 is added to efertone's clock.
[03/04/19 06:57:31] Zye [614/1456] has come upon Beefcan [88/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:18:09 is removed from Zye's clock.
[03/05/19 13:26:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 00:10:16 from level 47.
[03/06/19 03:12:50] kenyon [874/1111] has challenged Beefcan [325/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:36:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/14/19 06:18:38] Beefcan [442/479] has come upon lipek [322/1400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:54 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[12/14/19 07:39:49] Brutus [15/479] has challenged Beefcan [326/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Brutus's clock.
[12/16/19 04:49:33] Beefcan [242/479] has challenged The_Joker [417/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:14 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[12/16/19 09:36:21] Beefcan [176/479] has challenged Mithkabob [249/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[12/17/19 06:58:01] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:27 towards level 48.
[12/20/19 18:53:26] Beefcan [7/479] has come upon Zythan [418/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:32 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[12/21/19 04:45:07] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:07 towards level 48.
[12/21/19 17:30:17] Everyman [86/778] has come upon Beefcan [225/479] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:55:15 is added to Everyman's clock.
[12/23/19 01:50:28] m0shbear [632/1217] has challenged Beefcan [255/479] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:54:11 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/23/19 11:39:08] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:04 towards level 48.
[12/24/19 20:50:25] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:30 towards level 48.
[12/25/19 12:43:51] Beefcan [341/479] has come upon kenyon [195/1131] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:38:14 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[12/26/19 01:55:47] Beefcan [364/479] has challenged yano [247/612] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:39:51 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[12/26/19 02:25:02] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:33 towards level 49.
[12/26/19 05:07:18] Beefcan [38/479] has challenged double [518/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:13 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[12/26/19 06:25:13] HeavyPodda, MJ94, and Ether [1325/1798] have team battled dax, Ttech, and Beefcan [2784/3030] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 13:09:04] Beefcan [294/479] has challenged anarcat [475/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:46 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[12/27/19 02:58:03] GipsyPureGold, sjums_the_great, and unicron [583/1990] have team battled alephnull, Beefcan, and i3d [1319/1755] and lost! 3 days, 23:32:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/19 23:23:30] elf, Andries, and petrichor [1435/3074] have team battled Beefcan, Khorne, and ohnx [2104/2291] and lost! 8 days, 00:59:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/19 08:21:58] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:29 from level 49.
[12/29/19 13:24:36] Beefcan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:14 towards level 49.
[12/31/19 08:54:05] Beefcan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:24 towards level 49.
[12/31/19 10:22:19] Beefcan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Beefcan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/19 22:20:15] Beefcan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:30 from level 49.
[01/01/20 23:54:47] Beefcan [327/475] has challenged sjefen6 [238/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:36:37 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/02/20 03:45:14] max [533/994] has challenged Beefcan [91/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:21:39 is removed from max's clock.
[01/03/20 14:26:11] Elgo [213/639] has come upon Beefcan [432/475] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:39:36 is added to Elgo's clock.
[01/03/20 22:02:44] SlimeDiamond [292/358] has come upon Beefcan [396/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:33 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[01/04/20 19:24:49] Beefcan [335/475] has come upon Forud [167/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:56:28 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/04/20 21:17:23] Verick [31/32] has challenged Beefcan [405/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Verick's clock.
[01/05/20 00:19:05] Beefcan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:22 from level 50.
[01/05/20 13:16:50] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:57 from level 50.
[01/06/20 04:33:23] ohnx, Lemelisk, and Beefcan [256/2630] have team battled sbp, skarlso, and blabber [1522/1962] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/20 08:08:49] Beefcan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:17 from level 50.
[01/06/20 18:39:31] Beefcan, Yuhno, efertone, and GilbertErik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/20 19:30:59] Beefcan [239/475] has come upon Ether [218/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:02 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/06/20 19:31:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 23:06:25 toward level 50.
[01/06/20 20:58:36] Chuck [401/749] has come upon Beefcan [375/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:22 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/06/20 23:28:54] Beefcan [421/475] has come upon bobvador [197/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:40 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/08/20 02:50:20] Beefcan [143/475] has challenged bootdisk [580/654] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/08/20 18:53:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 3 days, 01:57:06 toward level 51.
[01/08/20 19:50:18] sjefen6, Beefcan, and damyan [1739/2383] have team battled buksi, mordac, and alephnull [2407/3044] and lost! 1 day, 20:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/20 02:06:49] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:13 towards level 51.
[01/10/20 08:50:40] Milquetoast, kenyon, and Tratos [2237/3179] have team battled soltys, Susumurata, and Beefcan [478/1807] and won! 1 day, 17:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 23:47:50] Globalirc, Beavis, and Beefcan [2323/2456] have team battled djm, damyan, and Chuck [2924/3065] and lost! 1 day, 12:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 16:11:30] Beefcan [226/475] has challenged JuanMaestro [959/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/17/20 18:57:20] womblecat [292/693] has come upon Beefcan [313/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:31 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/19/20 07:20:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 5 days, 02:36:34 toward level 51.
[01/20/20 01:31:31] RedW [582/1011] has challenged Beefcan [66/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:20:17 is removed from RedW's clock.
[01/20/20 04:06:28] Beefcan, Zythan, and irix [948/1914] have team battled Ttech, AngryParsley, and Ratigan [590/4005] and won! 0 days, 07:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/20 17:44:08] Nistur [587/826] has come upon Beefcan [319/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:39:02 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[01/21/20 09:39:35] Beefcan [19/475] has challenged suterismus [1220/1414] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:27:01 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/21/20 18:00:21] Beefcan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:56:30 from level 52.
[01/23/20 03:05:23] PlasmaStar, sjums_the_great, and RedW [1855/2173] have team battled rxcomm, Beefcan, and Ratigan [2072/2704] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 05:12:50] WallIdl [488/545] has challenged Beefcan [244/475] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:02:38 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[01/23/20 06:02:11] Beefcan [18/475] has come upon StalkR [372/498] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:21:41 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/25/20 08:16:36] m0shbear [1167/1205] has come upon Beefcan [456/475] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:23:06 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[01/25/20 13:57:56] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:02:42 towards level 52.
[01/25/20 16:22:11] Tiny_Nuggins, Beefcan, and tmberg [2730/2887] have team battled idlerpgww, xayto, and Chuck [1379/2394] and won! 2 days, 12:48:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 17:01:05] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:19 towards level 52.
[01/28/20 00:58:01] Forud, Beefcan, and D.Va [110/2245] have team battled loomysh, djm, and Tratos [1662/2907] and lost! 1 day, 08:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 10:40:49] sheu, bobvador, and PiotrekD [1154/2282] have team battled pollo, Lemelisk, and Beefcan [335/2815] and won! 0 days, 18:59:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 13:45:23] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:36 towards level 52.
[01/29/20 10:34:24] zid, Beefcan, and Zythan [1462/1990] have team battled Asara, bobvador, and buyoq [726/2086] and won! 1 day, 03:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 01:53:49] Beefcan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:43 from level 52.
[01/30/20 16:33:04] Beefcan [54/475] has challenged PlasmaStar [423/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:03 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/31/20 11:12:36] Beefcan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:53 towards level 52.
[02/02/20 10:51:41] Beefcan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:49 towards level 52.
[02/02/20 17:51:18] Beefcan [411/475] has challenged Nechayev [71/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:19 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/02/20 20:32:41] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:07 towards level 52.
[02/03/20 08:15:44] Beefcan [313/488] has challenged damyan [1246/1254] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:42:31 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/04/20 15:02:35] Beefcan [410/488] has challenged Syloq [143/789] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:18:02 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/05/20 20:06:20] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:41 towards level 53.
[02/05/20 20:09:29] golgy [837/1000] has come upon Beefcan [395/488] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:39:11 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/06/20 15:57:27] Beefcan, WallIdl, and Mars [803/2320] have team battled pollo, Nofew, and brendan [491/3149] and won! 1 day, 23:24:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 11:26:53] Beefcan [303/488] has challenged Ironhoof [199/1257] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:45:40 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/08/20 15:09:48] Beefcan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:01 towards level 53.
[02/09/20 07:35:43] Khorne [983/1023] has come upon Beefcan [254/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:05 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/09/20 17:34:35] Mars [278/1287] has challenged Beefcan [456/488] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:42:11 is added to Mars's clock.
[02/09/20 21:40:01] inittab, Beefcan, Psilocybe, and androphius have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/20 22:58:27] Heisenberg, el, and alephnull [1294/3293] have team battled MrGlass, Beefcan, and sjums_the_great [1902/1913] and lost! 3 days, 07:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 03:14:57] DrJosh9000, tmberg, and Mateusz [1582/3494] have team battled FSM, tspange, and Beefcan [807/2140] and won! 1 day, 07:56:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 05:01:36] Beefcan [242/503] has challenged jbroome [371/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/12/20 13:02:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 7 days, 08:58:42 toward level 54.
[02/12/20 17:29:25] el, Heisenberg, and m0shbear [309/3298] have team battled Beefcan, AbrahamLinksys, and Nofew [1185/1955] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/20 05:23:56] Beefcan [460/503] has come upon SirMonkeybox [221/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:39:06 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/15/20 01:29:14] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:57 towards level 54.
[02/15/20 19:32:22] Beefcan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:29 towards level 54.
[02/16/20 01:02:10] maligned [80/531] has challenged Beefcan [26/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from maligned's clock.
[02/16/20 01:04:26] Beefcan [137/503] has come upon ishanyx [348/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:04:33 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/18/20 19:59:57] Beefcan [201/506] has come upon LukeLR [473/813] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/18/20 22:28:57] Beefcan [61/506] has challenged DrJosh9000 [704/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/19/20 15:50:25] Beefcan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:52 from level 54.
[02/20/20 00:04:41] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:13 towards level 54.
[02/20/20 09:37:51] Beefcan [175/506] has challenged borsin [354/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:04 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/21/20 14:24:03] Beefcan [260/506] has challenged dax [579/600] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/21/20 18:46:00] Brady [114/1088] has challenged Beefcan [61/506] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:25:44 is removed from Brady's clock.
[02/21/20 18:46:00] Brady has dealt Beefcan a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:02:26 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/23/20 11:30:26] Beefcan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:30:42 from level 55.
[02/23/20 22:30:01] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:43:26 towards level 55.
[02/24/20 15:52:08] Beefcan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:56:10 from level 55.
[02/26/20 00:05:01] Alduin [2/4] has challenged Beefcan [363/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Alduin's clock.
[02/26/20 04:06:52] el [552/1014] has come upon Beefcan [11/506] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:09:52 is removed from el's clock.
[02/27/20 10:53:41] zid, dwfreed, and loomysh [807/3002] have team battled theZoMBiE, Beefcan, and SirMonkeybox [683/1458] and won! 10 days, 20:51:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 14:43:09] Beefcan [197/506] has challenged MadMan [1055/1289] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:59:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/28/20 09:59:26] blabber [324/832] has come upon Beefcan [101/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:12 is removed from blabber's clock.
[02/29/20 13:33:28] RBecker, blizgerg, and TheresusPheronor [194/2745] have team battled Beefcan, meskio, and Nistur [293/2251] and lost! 2 days, 03:49:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/20 06:54:22] Beefcan, elf, and niko [1828/2591] have team battled loomysh, dindinx, and zbe [1632/2600] and won! 0 days, 03:28:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/20 15:40:23] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:20 towards level 55.
[03/03/20 21:27:40] MetaNova [799/995] has come upon Beefcan [489/502] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:19:08 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/04/20 08:11:01] Beefcan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:38:48 from level 55.
[03/04/20 12:56:25] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:38 towards level 55.
[03/04/20 15:56:58] elbie, Beefcan, and scumola [1432/1883] have team battled dindinx, damyan, and canton7 [3207/3220] and lost! 0 days, 16:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/20 15:02:06] Beefcan [266/502] has challenged MadMan [535/1289] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:23:43 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/06/20 00:04:14] Beefcan [61/502] has challenged Eiam [538/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:07:01 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/06/20 22:07:01] Beefcan [424/502] has come upon maligned [546/561] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:30:24 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/07/20 05:58:17] MrGlass, holloway, and Beefcan [660/2469] have team battled canton7, soltys, and LukeLR [2556/2879] and lost! 0 days, 11:09:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/20 05:31:08] SlimeDiamond, Beefcan, and Yuhno [1430/1655] have team battled mik, Beavis, and tspange [1310/2311] and won! 0 days, 22:31:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 11:11:39] MetaNova, FSM, and Beefcan [1372/2325] have team battled L, dindinx, and gdm [848/2262] and won! 2 days, 08:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 22:40:42] Beefcan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:54:35 from level 55.
[03/11/20 02:32:15] xayto [11/751] has challenged Beefcan [236/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:28:15 is added to xayto's clock.
[03/11/20 13:50:19] Tenorman, alephnull, and Beefcan [1895/2953] have team battled Pici, Mithkabob, and CornFly [2219/2936] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/20 21:42:25] nawcom, blabber, and phraktyl [1927/2089] have team battled Beefcan, tms, and TheresusPheronor [192/1419] and won! 0 days, 22:01:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/20 08:39:15] Nistur [634/832] has come upon Beefcan [161/502] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:30:47 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[03/13/20 09:45:07] maligned [290/570] has challenged Beefcan [362/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:00 is added to maligned's clock.
[03/23/20 15:46:40] SirMonkeybox [5/501] has come upon Beefcan [368/511] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:20:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/24/20 14:51:54] Khorne [151/993] has challenged Beefcan [494/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:28 is added to Khorne's clock.
[03/24/20 22:03:39] Beefcan, StalkR, and Nofew [1489/1856] have team battled sheu, LukeLR, and IdleMaster [1423/2198] and won! 2 days, 11:23:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/20 08:55:56] KeboDK [418/742] has challenged Beefcan [280/511] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:18:09 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/25/20 18:20:21] Beefcan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Beefcan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/25/20 21:58:19] Beefcan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:30:14 from level 55.
[05/04/20 18:21:11] Beefcan [469/499] has come upon dartainus [569/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:39:46 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/05/20 08:26:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 3 days, 13:37:49 toward level 55.
[05/05/20 17:26:48] lakwatsero [85/376] has challenged Beefcan [256/499] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:27:49 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[05/06/20 21:55:00] Beefcan [326/499] has come upon elbie [398/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:55:05 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/07/20 17:37:36] NeonMobile [72/309] has challenged Beefcan [64/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from NeonMobile's clock.
[05/12/20 07:17:04] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:50 towards level 55.
[05/12/20 19:56:16] dartainus [641/783] has come upon Beefcan [99/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:00:28 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[05/14/20 13:46:16] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:13 towards level 55.
[05/15/20 01:08:29] Beefcan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:50 towards level 55.
[05/15/20 04:20:17] Beefcan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:40 from level 55.
[05/15/20 07:42:08] Beefcan [244/682] has challenged tris [167/297] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:38:08 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[05/15/20 14:06:46] EmielVonBorison [194/249] has challenged Beefcan [86/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from EmielVonBorison's clock.
[05/18/20 00:04:10] Ironhoof [671/1266] has come upon Beefcan [183/682] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:36:36 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[05/18/20 17:57:31] Beefcan and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/20 19:14:34] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:18 towards level 56.
[05/18/20 22:58:39] Mars, lipek, and Chuck [2963/3468] have team battled Beefcan, SCSi, and buyoq [229/2263] and won! 1 day, 06:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/20 23:45:50] Chuck [706/774] has come upon Beefcan [338/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:37:51 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[05/19/20 18:12:08] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:51 towards level 56.
[05/19/20 21:34:13] sigmg [660/898] has come upon Beefcan [526/682] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:09:37 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[05/19/20 23:19:39] Syloq and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 20:52:06] Beefcan [149/682] has challenged Chuck [386/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:57:19 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/21/20 12:18:09] Beefcan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/20 09:55:13] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:47 towards level 56.
[05/22/20 20:13:23] Beefcan and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/20 22:03:32] DrJosh9000 [612/799] has challenged Beefcan [388/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:47 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/23/20 06:43:27] Beefcan [126/682] has come upon bigtrees [14/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:04:49 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[05/23/20 20:08:30] Beefcan [363/682] has challenged Kronos [433/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:59 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/23/20 23:10:15] Beefcan [554/682] has come upon MadMan [629/1306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:27:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/24/20 05:10:35] Bradicus [440/1115] has challenged Beefcan [501/682] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:48:07 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[05/24/20 13:41:14] Beefcan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 19:07:46] shymega [519/642] has come upon Beefcan [536/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:59:37 is added to shymega's clock.
[05/26/20 01:46:43] h00k [230/800] has come upon Beefcan [546/682] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:06:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/26/20 12:00:54] Lnk, Beefcan, and Psilocybe [677/2366] have team battled h00k, xayto, and rustybicycle [125/2144] and won! 0 days, 12:54:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/20 21:39:42] Beefcan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:31 from level 56.
[05/27/20 02:26:04] tmberg [1304/1630] has challenged Beefcan [666/682] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:18:14 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/27/20 09:19:18] Frogging101, micah, and Psilocybe [331/2409] have team battled Beefcan, Euph0ria, and Scar3cr0w [955/1907] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/20 21:30:09] blizgerg [1127/1368] has come upon Beefcan [346/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:26:42 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/28/20 13:07:33] Beefcan [332/682] has come upon AbacusAvenger [202/921] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:07:00 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[05/28/20 15:12:09] Beefcan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:52 from level 56.
[05/30/20 08:51:23] Beefcan, micah, Fluttershy, and Lnk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/20 14:35:06] Beefcan [250/682] has challenged Zaratustra [267/1137] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/31/20 17:50:54] Bkid [325/790] has challenged Beefcan [2/682] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:28:18 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[06/01/20 07:32:46] Beefcan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:56:45 from level 57.
[06/01/20 14:47:19] Mirc0p, GilbertErik, and Beefcan [5/2216] have team battled el, blizgerg, and mordac [3586/3821] and lost! 2 days, 01:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 00:57:53] buyoq [359/527] has challenged Beefcan [62/682] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:07:45 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[06/02/20 22:27:43] Eldoreth [757/1291] has come upon Beefcan [395/682] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:45:35 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[06/04/20 19:51:24] Psilocybe, soltys, and inittab [2251/2411] have team battled dartainus, Beefcan, and Ttech [18/3559] and won! 0 days, 05:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 12:20:48] Beefcan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:16:34 from level 57.
[06/05/20 23:44:53] MrGlass, StalkR, and brycec [136/2706] have team battled borsin, Beefcan, and Forud [2105/2171] and lost! 0 days, 23:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/20 04:45:28] GilbertErik, Atan, and sjefen6 [1041/2495] have team battled lipek, Nofew, and Beefcan [2635/3031] and lost! 2 days, 12:49:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/20 09:07:16] john [217/396] has challenged Beefcan [274/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to john's clock.
[06/09/20 13:35:16] idlerpgww and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 11:50:31] Beefcan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 19:39:35] Notir [424/525] has come upon Beefcan [237/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:40 is removed from Notir's clock.
[06/11/20 12:15:14] dindinx [148/701] has challenged Beefcan [341/682] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:24:15 is added to dindinx's clock.
[06/12/20 03:23:18] crysys, Beefcan, and loomysh [2464/2583] have team battled Euph0ria, Neo, and CodeB [209/1540] and won! 3 days, 23:22:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/20 11:01:24] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:30 towards level 57.
[06/12/20 13:47:01] Beefcan [532/682] has come upon Forud [422/859] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:20:24 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/13/20 11:20:38] Beefcan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:02:44 from level 57.
[06/13/20 16:54:18] Beefcan [424/682] has come upon StalkR [122/514] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:07:39 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/13/20 16:54:18] Beefcan has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 8 days, 02:59:03 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/13/20 19:28:52] borsin [491/634] has challenged Beefcan [89/682] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:22:24 is removed from borsin's clock.
[06/16/20 11:44:57] Beefcan [275/682] has challenged brendan [1272/1357] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:14 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/16/20 14:02:43] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:54 towards level 57.
[06/17/20 15:21:59] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:05:34 from level 57.
[06/18/20 02:54:48] Beefcan [152/682] has challenged simple [682/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:58:28 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/18/20 16:58:12] nickware [17/1267] has challenged Beefcan [320/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:21 is added to nickware's clock.
[06/18/20 20:47:11] TimWolla, IdleMaster, and Beefcan [2044/2331] have team battled canton7, shymega, and tmberg [1742/3494] and won! 1 day, 11:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/20 02:00:28] Mrs.BigHead [401/623] has challenged Beefcan [240/682] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:36:36 is removed from Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[06/19/20 04:53:42] Khorne [491/1004] has come upon Beefcan [385/682] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:41:33 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/19/20 06:50:13] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:46 towards level 57.
[06/19/20 19:56:52] sairis, Beefcan, dwfreed, and Notir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/20 02:36:36] Nofew, Heisenberg, and Yuhno [179/2775] have team battled Beefcan, Lnk, and rustybicycle [1514/2610] and lost! 0 days, 23:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/20 16:01:45] Beefcan, LukeLR, and inittab [1468/2239] have team battled buyoq, CodeB, and PlasmaStar [235/1674] and won! 0 days, 07:24:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 19:51:01] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:52 towards level 57.
[06/22/20 08:19:22] Beefcan [384/682] has challenged Ttech [1827/2073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/22/20 18:02:48] GilbertErik [760/778] has come upon Beefcan [621/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:36 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/22/20 20:06:18] Beefcan [210/682] has challenged Yuhno [459/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/23/20 07:52:03] WallIdl and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/20 01:04:38] TimWolla and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/20 02:40:14] Beefcan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:29 towards level 58.
[06/25/20 21:12:44] Bahhumbug [335/984] has come upon Beefcan [544/682] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:17:00 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[06/26/20 10:33:38] Nechayev, dartainus, and SlowRiot [299/2670] have team battled petrichor, Lnk, and Beefcan [183/3027] and won! 1 day, 22:59:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 19:52:03] Beefcan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:26:13 towards level 58.
[06/26/20 22:46:52] Beefcan [378/682] has come upon Notir [96/527] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:14:07 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/27/20 09:05:59] Beefcan, loomysh, and KH405 [1739/2401] have team battled soltys, SlowRiot, and blizgerg [3237/3257] and lost! 2 days, 10:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/20 09:49:12] nickware [389/1248] has challenged Beefcan [368/682] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:12:46 is removed from nickware's clock.
[06/27/20 19:56:09] rxcomm, shymega, and Beefcan [394/2637] have team battled golgy, bigtrees, and sjefen6 [944/2248] and lost! 4 days, 03:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 00:59:20] mordac, GunMan, and elbie [304/2346] have team battled tms, GilbertErik, and Beefcan [1163/1934] and lost! 1 day, 15:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 22:11:28] bigjay [13/1615] has come upon Beefcan [311/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:19:14 is added to bigjay's clock.
[06/29/20 04:40:51] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:43 towards level 58.
[06/30/20 17:58:37] KH405, Andries, and Beefcan [817/1902] have team battled Lemelisk, inittab, and darkmage [2560/3437] and lost! 1 day, 07:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/20 20:09:12] Beefcan [362/682] has challenged ToHellWithGA [1087/1090] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:41:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/02/20 17:09:22] Birdbones [53/1328] has challenged Beefcan [658/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:38:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/03/20 05:56:22] TauPan [83/477] has come upon Beefcan [462/682] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 07:12:58 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/03/20 17:47:17] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:34:48 towards level 58.
[07/04/20 05:20:22] Iceman, cirdan, and Beefcan [690/2651] have team battled Globalirc, efertone, and Bluedog [1313/1809] and lost! 3 days, 14:25:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/20 23:06:34] SCSi, JensRex, and sheu [2574/2876] have team battled brendan, delet, and Beefcan [2041/2571] and won! 4 days, 04:43:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/20 01:07:30] crysys [129/740] has come upon Beefcan [51/682] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:47:15 is removed from crysys's clock.
[07/08/20 03:45:08] IdleMaster [15/802] has come upon Beefcan [154/682] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:15:47 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/08/20 11:40:04] Beefcan [211/682] has challenged jstg [167/1010] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:35:55 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/09/20 01:43:09] KeboDK [205/782] has challenged Beefcan [451/682] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:53:06 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[07/09/20 19:07:00] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:38:15 from level 58.
[07/09/20 20:15:30] Asara, unicron, and Beefcan [537/2446] have team battled astropoint, aismallard, and Scornn [2482/2880] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 20:41:54] Beefcan [183/682] has come upon sheu [70/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:39:19 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/10/20 02:50:02] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:12:53 towards level 58.
[07/10/20 09:50:24] Beefcan [348/682] has challenged jnerulax [153/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:42:59 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/10/20 23:38:53] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:45 towards level 58.
[07/11/20 19:57:56] Beefcan [285/682] has challenged xayto [430/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:37:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/12/20 17:37:42] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:58 towards level 58.
[07/13/20 11:22:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 16:55:08 from level 58.
[07/13/20 21:53:47] max and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 07:10:59] neurospex [1202/1233] has challenged Beefcan [632/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:35:48 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[07/14/20 09:59:52] Birdbones, MrGlass, and tms [2128/3123] have team battled Bluedog, Beefcan, and Misza [1509/2604] and won! 3 days, 20:55:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/20 03:15:36] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:58 towards level 58.
[07/16/20 14:46:49] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:29 towards level 58.
[07/16/20 22:41:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 1 day, 07:42:23 toward level 58.
[07/18/20 00:46:59] Beefcan and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 04:10:25] Beefcan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:52 from level 58.
[07/18/20 20:08:51] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:54 towards level 58.
[07/19/20 01:17:54] Beefcan [266/682] has come upon Mateusz [519/1253] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:33 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/19/20 05:37:15] dindinx, freeboson, and shymega [809/2099] have team battled Beefcan, JeDa, and Zaratustra [1759/2254] and lost! 1 day, 15:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 11:33:08] Beefcan [277/682] has challenged kenyon [1386/1397] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:55:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/19/20 14:05:21] inittab, Majak, and elbie [1677/2273] have team battled Nistur, Zaratustra, and Beefcan [1844/2619] and lost! 1 day, 18:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/20 19:43:30] Beefcan [514/682] has come upon crysys [655/730] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:18:14 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/23/20 03:10:58] MJ94, Beefcan, buksi, and m0shbear have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/20 04:02:06] Tiny_Nuggins [528/943] has challenged Beefcan [404/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:38 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/25/20 00:18:56] GeneralZod, Sharky4, and KH405 [1055/2323] have team battled Beefcan, bisco, and bookworm [2330/2413] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/20 11:47:13] Beefcan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:13 towards level 59.
[07/28/20 02:53:38] Beefcan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:25 towards level 59.
[07/28/20 12:59:55] i3d, RBecker, and Bradicus [1839/2702] have team battled Ironhoof, Xenthys, and Beefcan [1232/2820] and won! 1 day, 11:05:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 20:35:55] Roxana [566/1353] has challenged Beefcan [342/682] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:35:13 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[07/29/20 03:47:40] Beefcan [370/682] has come upon Fennec [334/424] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:53:52 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/29/20 16:59:26] Beefcan [281/682] has come upon djm [49/860] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:45:16 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/30/20 10:45:13] Beefcan [185/682] has challenged Tor [1128/1274] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:33:50 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/01/20 20:14:09] Beefcan [441/682] has come upon jstg [394/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:56:10 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/02/20 04:01:19] buksi [695/885] has challenged Beefcan [425/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:19:35 is removed from buksi's clock.
[08/02/20 15:30:37] Beefcan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:22 towards level 59.
[08/03/20 04:30:38] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:53 towards level 59.
[08/03/20 14:45:24] Beefcan, theZoMBiE, and sc_ [264/1938] have team battled i3d, Psilocybe, and suterismus [1469/2873] and lost! 1 day, 18:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/20 16:10:09] Beefcan [266/682] has challenged IdleBot [603/2312] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:22:38 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/04/20 12:59:26] bisco, Beefcan, Leedsichthys, and Pontuzz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/20 19:20:40] meskio [298/1191] has challenged Beefcan [569/682] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to meskio's clock.
[08/05/20 05:10:31] Beefcan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:52:45 from level 59.
[08/05/20 06:13:14] SlowRiot, Ironhoof, and Fluttershy [3199/3554] have team battled Chuck, Beefcan, and blabber [225/2352] and won! 6 days, 13:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 16:35:38] Beefcan and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 10:51:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 08:52:55 toward level 59.
[08/07/20 16:00:37] Desspugne, aismallard, and L [1885/2738] have team battled Pontuzz, maligned, and Beefcan [1298/1903] and won! 0 days, 20:12:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 21:53:02] MadHatter [341/705] has challenged Beefcan [102/682] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:22:03 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[08/10/20 22:53:16] Beefcan [602/682] has challenged ohnx [266/780] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:32:04 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/11/20 20:55:54] MiddlewareMonkey, irix, and Fluttershy [999/3265] have team battled canton7, Nofew, and Beefcan [2672/3107] and lost! 1 day, 16:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/20 23:22:15] max and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/20 23:29:44] Beefcan [327/682] has challenged StalkR [320/521] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/12/20 06:13:33] tmberg, Scornn, Beefcan, and rustybicycle have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/20 18:30:09] freeboson [206/676] has come upon Beefcan [557/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:08:30 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/13/20 20:48:40] Psilocybe [190/748] has come upon Beefcan [428/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:41 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/14/20 04:10:53] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:51 towards level 60.
[08/14/20 06:45:55] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:13:37 from level 60.
[08/14/20 08:44:13] Beefcan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:45:16 from level 60.
[08/15/20 00:18:32] Heisenberg [806/1040] has challenged Beefcan [513/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:54:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/15/20 17:22:26] tmberg [511/1527] has challenged Beefcan [35/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:49:15 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/16/20 21:06:47] Beefcan [364/682] has come upon cocco [359/411] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:05:30 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/17/20 04:28:10] Fennec and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/20 23:28:22] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:35 towards level 60.
[08/18/20 00:54:12] SCSi [350/1029] has come upon Beefcan [566/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:43 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/18/20 04:46:09] Beefcan [80/682] has come upon Ironhoof [1241/1350] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:32:37 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[12/29/20 19:02:56] dindinx, C++, and Chuck [1461/1887] have team battled Beefcan, Birdbones, and TimWolla [158/2886] and won! 0 days, 15:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 09:07:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 4 days, 20:58:59 toward level 60.
[01/01/21 05:55:26] ohnx, Nofew, and d4rkp1r4t3 [289/2083] have team battled Misza, blizgerg, and Beefcan [2013/3349] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/21 11:47:28] anderson [27/550] has challenged Beefcan [627/682] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:48 is added to anderson's clock.
[01/01/21 14:30:11] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:04 towards level 60.
[01/03/21 16:40:44] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:12 towards level 60.
[01/03/21 19:34:02] bisco [125/1360] has come upon Beefcan [292/682] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:23:10 is added to bisco's clock.
[01/04/21 13:45:51] SSLbits [376/512] has come upon Beefcan [196/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:19:48 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/05/21 10:45:50] allo, Beefcan, and m0shbear [1409/2717] have team battled ToHellWithGA, bigjay, and AncalagonThBlack [1966/3557] and lost! 0 days, 21:33:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/21 19:56:48] jose, Beefcan, and Khorne [268/1904] have team battled Heisenberg, yano, and RedW [564/2502] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 00:43:21] Beefcan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:19 from level 60.
[01/06/21 02:13:22] SlowRiot [627/866] has challenged Beefcan [143/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/06/21 02:13:22] SlowRiot has dealt Beefcan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:17:58 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/21 02:57:49] Beefcan [205/682] has come upon holloway [678/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:01:03 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/21 11:40:27] WallIdl and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 18:35:18] dxtr, canton7, and anarcat [2328/3149] have team battled Beefcan, phraktyl, and bigjay [76/2742] and won! 6 days, 05:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 04:22:58] Beefcan and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 11:23:19] Beefcan and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 16:17:51] Yupa [215/324] has come upon Beefcan [463/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:00 is added to Yupa's clock.
[01/11/21 00:22:12] MrGlass [129/918] has come upon Beefcan [232/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:11 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/11/21 11:26:26] szczur [43/88] has challenged Beefcan [175/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to szczur's clock.
[01/12/21 00:51:59] Beefcan [675/690] has challenged Xenthys [745/786] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:15 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/12/21 00:54:18] tris, damyan, and bigjay [715/3411] have team battled RedW, AbacusAvenger, and Beefcan [1539/2625] and lost! 3 days, 21:15:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/21 21:47:06] Beefcan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:03:22 towards level 61.
[01/12/21 23:03:38] Forud [871/959] has come upon Beefcan [61/690] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:04:45 is removed from Forud's clock.
[01/14/21 11:32:03] Majak [221/1061] has come upon Beefcan [586/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:38:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/14/21 23:06:45] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:41:15 from level 61.
[01/17/21 22:44:45] LordBanana [21/158] has challenged Beefcan [355/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[01/18/21 03:21:59] Beefcan [102/701] has challenged Bradicus [104/1134] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:13:20 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/18/21 07:09:37] Beefcan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:05:07 from level 61.
[01/18/21 09:55:01] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:41:01 towards level 61.
[01/18/21 17:47:40] EvolvedPrimate [22/35] has challenged Beefcan [499/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to EvolvedPrimate's clock.
[01/18/21 22:41:59] Beefcan [226/701] has come upon Ironhoof [1364/1426] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:44:14 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/19/21 08:29:05] Beefcan [234/701] has challenged i3d [589/682] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:32:19 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/19/21 18:04:08] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:51:47 towards level 61.
[01/20/21 11:29:21] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:34:11 towards level 61.
[01/20/21 14:36:29] lipek [796/1357] has challenged Beefcan [90/701] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:08:13 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/21/21 07:31:45] djm, Reilly, and aismallard [859/2628] have team battled Beefcan, IdleMaster, and buksi [95/2739] and won! 0 days, 14:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/21 12:44:33] buzzz, Beefcan, and WallIdl [1212/2103] have team battled h00k, rxcomm, and Yuhno [508/2879] and won! 0 days, 02:45:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 10:46:48] feek [502/807] has challenged Beefcan [673/701] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:33:32 is added to feek's clock.
[01/22/21 21:04:51] Beefcan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:34:23 from level 61.
[01/23/21 05:26:44] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:11:29 towards level 61.
[01/23/21 09:52:15] jjasghar [110/799] has challenged Beefcan [86/701] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:48:33 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[01/24/21 00:13:54] Bkid and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 04:33:03] Beefcan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:19:51 from level 61.
[01/25/21 23:07:24] shymega [236/972] has challenged Beefcan [37/701] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:51:03 is removed from shymega's clock.
[01/26/21 00:29:46] Beefcan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:20:23 from level 61.
[01/26/21 18:59:33] CornFly [719/1178] has come upon Beefcan [379/701] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:43:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/26/21 23:02:52] algernon, Mars, and Beefcan [1408/3025] have team battled SCSi, lipek, and astropoint [2177/3467] and lost! 4 days, 19:17:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/21 06:54:11] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:54:30 from level 61.
[01/27/21 14:14:55] Beefcan [614/701] has come upon Notir [484/527] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:28:40 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[01/27/21 15:13:36] gdm [20/691] has come upon Beefcan [551/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:33:56 is added to gdm's clock.
[02/02/21 00:48:08] androphius, x12x63, and darkmage [290/2332] have team battled Beefcan, Eldoreth, and Psilocybe [2481/2940] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/21 08:33:42] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:34:08 from level 61.
[02/03/21 14:58:01] Beefcan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:45:32 from level 61.
[02/04/21 01:23:07] Beefcan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:52:57 towards level 61.
[02/04/21 10:34:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 17 days, 17:08:47 toward level 61.
[02/04/21 14:01:49] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:19 towards level 61.
[02/05/21 05:28:15] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:28 towards level 61.
[02/05/21 06:22:14] Beefcan [571/701] has come upon WallIdl [143/757] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:45:18 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/10/21 17:07:09] micah [528/1207] has challenged Beefcan [583/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:10:29 is added to micah's clock.
[02/12/21 10:55:13] TheSilentLink [400/726] has come upon Beefcan [424/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:12:34 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/12/21 11:39:32] Beefcan, astropoint, and vegadark [2410/2531] have team battled Psilocybe, Ignotum, and MELOONi [1538/1990] and won! 1 day, 16:35:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 00:02:34] Beefcan and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 04:41:31] WallIdl, Lemelisk, and Beefcan [492/2764] have team battled FSM, Sharky4, and zbe [2216/2763] and lost! 1 day, 03:15:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/21 10:11:01] DrJosh9000, gdm, and AbrahamLinksys [1420/2421] have team battled Beefcan, Nechayev, and SSLbits [198/2228] and won! 1 day, 05:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 10:23:34] Beefcan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:28 towards level 61.
[02/14/21 15:29:11] Beefcan [4/701] has challenged vegadark [727/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:29:22 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/14/21 21:10:48] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:21 from level 61.
[02/15/21 07:49:04] Pontuzz [398/716] has come upon Beefcan [250/701] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:30:51 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[02/17/21 14:12:52] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:57 towards level 61.
[02/20/21 05:35:09] Beefcan, Milquetoast, and IdleMaster [2128/2523] have team battled brycec, CheeseSodaPunch, and buksi [214/2697] and won! 0 days, 00:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/21 05:53:52] Beefcan [659/701] has challenged i3d [9/688] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/21/21 15:10:54] phraktyl, adamus1red, and xonic [1539/2112] have team battled holloway, Beefcan, and MELOONi [1901/2469] and lost! 0 days, 14:54:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/21 17:18:03] el, CheeseSodaPunch, and darkmage [550/3053] have team battled xs, holloway, and Beefcan [846/2174] and lost! 1 day, 09:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/21 02:26:30] Beefcan [220/701] has come upon SlowRiot [389/914] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:07:00 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/22/21 06:00:12] Lnk, csssuf, and Psilocybe [2052/2615] have team battled Beefcan, pfoley, and dclaw123 [2552/2605] and lost! 4 days, 09:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/21 06:16:54] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:59 towards level 62.
[02/23/21 13:19:54] Beefcan [1/701] has challenged FSM [126/754] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:20:20 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/23/21 21:29:12] Desspugne, vegadark, and dwfreed [452/2609] have team battled Beefcan, Gatewayy, and Chuck [1544/2239] and lost! 0 days, 19:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 22:41:55] Beefcan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:43:19 towards level 62.
[02/24/21 13:18:55] Beefcan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/21 07:07:06] Beefcan [526/701] has come upon cirdan [562/850] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:18:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/26/21 03:15:39] soltys [557/980] has come upon Beefcan [10/701] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:49:21 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/26/21 15:22:08] Beefcan [180/701] has come upon GunMan [11/734] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:24:43 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/26/21 23:07:37] Scar3cr0w and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 23:39:25] Eldoreth [1522/1523] has challenged Beefcan [163/701] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:16:26 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/27/21 03:06:45] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:52 towards level 62.
[02/27/21 10:27:17] IdleMaster, Clearcasting, and sairis [1400/2373] have team battled himuraken, DrJosh9000, and Beefcan [1521/2490] and lost! 1 day, 01:40:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/21 12:05:48] Beefcan [699/701] has come upon womblecat [138/835] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:24:33 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/27/21 12:42:20] Beefcan [426/701] has challenged JuanMaestro [953/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:24:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/27/21 13:35:15] Heisenberg [134/830] has come upon Beefcan [170/701] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:13:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/27/21 17:27:22] Muirrum, Bradicus, Beefcan, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/21 07:42:41] suterismus [646/1631] has come upon Beefcan [323/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:22:31 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/28/21 11:49:25] Beefcan [173/701] has come upon MJ94 [13/704] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:36:51 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/28/21 18:39:03] Syloq and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 10:28:24] Beefcan [301/701] has come upon Pontuzz [241/742] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:07:20 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/02/21 05:36:20] el [221/1201] has challenged Beefcan [513/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:02 is added to el's clock.
[03/03/21 00:43:12] Lnk [314/1107] has come upon Beefcan [52/701] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:25:59 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[03/03/21 11:41:36] Beefcan, IdleMaster, and kenyon [806/2099] have team battled Eldoreth, i3d, and Clearcasting [2003/2863] and lost! 1 day, 14:13:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/21 17:44:47] dwfreed [659/904] has challenged Beefcan [321/701] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:37:35 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/04/21 06:27:39] Beefcan, irix, and Globalirc [2221/2705] have team battled Xenthys, cirdan, and rotbot9k [1258/1938] and won! 0 days, 05:04:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 08:58:01] Beefcan [28/701] has come upon Pontuzz [448/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:14:14 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/09/21 13:53:29] Beefcan [476/701] has come upon ohnx [398/712] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:44 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/09/21 21:51:09] Beefcan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:31 from level 62.
[03/11/21 03:42:18] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:57 towards level 62.
[03/12/21 07:57:58] grooverider [1011/1717] has challenged Beefcan [588/701] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:06:20 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/12/21 08:59:03] Beefcan [210/701] has come upon caeli1 [315/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:20 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/12/21 09:27:38] Beefcan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:45 towards level 62.
[03/12/21 09:58:28] Beefcan [15/701] has challenged IdleMaster [391/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:59 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/12/21 11:58:56] Mars [1116/1325] has challenged Beefcan [696/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:51:46 is removed from Mars's clock.
[03/12/21 22:29:55] Beefcan [364/701] has come upon damyan [24/1190] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:49:45 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/13/21 06:23:46] djm, Kurenai, and buksi [1301/2437] have team battled GilbertErik, Beefcan, and CodeB [2570/2609] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/21 11:04:16] Beefcan, dindinx, and damyan [1680/2524] have team battled canton7, zbe, and petrichor [987/3236] and won! 0 days, 14:48:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 12:36:55] doZ [98/228] has challenged Beefcan [459/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to doZ's clock.
[03/14/21 17:38:29] Mars, Tratos, and Beefcan [423/3223] have team battled CheeseSodaPunch, petrichor, and Majak [1013/2945] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/21 16:12:51] Beefcan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:34 towards level 62.
[03/15/21 18:00:39] Varjatticus and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/21 23:25:58] Sullivan [156/242] has challenged Beefcan [316/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[03/16/21 01:12:30] Beefcan [470/701] has challenged sheu [705/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:01 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/16/21 02:33:29] Beefcan [521/741] has challenged Crazycatlady [133/845] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:51:19 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/18/21 17:13:16] Beefcan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:00:12 from level 63.
[03/18/21 23:03:31] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:01:53 towards level 63.
[03/19/21 05:29:32] yano [531/613] has challenged Beefcan [267/741] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:31:25 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/19/21 23:19:32] Beefcan [187/741] has come upon waifu [679/1160] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:00:21 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/20/21 12:26:09] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:57:40 towards level 63.
[03/21/21 04:58:56] Yuhno [832/861] has come upon Beefcan [517/744] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:19:36 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[03/24/21 06:43:48] Beefcan [418/744] has come upon Vic [152/814] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:57:12 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/24/21 08:43:54] Beefcan and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/21 14:58:26] micah [1185/1238] has challenged Beefcan [277/744] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:14:05 is removed from micah's clock.
[03/25/21 12:03:42] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:12 towards level 63.
[03/26/21 12:12:02] Nofew [50/909] has come upon Beefcan [187/744] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:48:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/26/21 21:17:14] anderson [563/918] has come upon Beefcan [147/744] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:05 is removed from anderson's clock.
[03/27/21 06:32:16] Tratos and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 12:54:57] pyre stole Beefcan's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! pyre leaves their old level 45 ring behind, which Beefcan then takes.
[03/27/21 15:19:43] lavamind [176/846] has challenged Beefcan [470/719] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:46:24 is added to lavamind's clock.
[03/29/21 01:46:59] JensRex, Xenthys, Beefcan, and Tenorman have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/21 08:36:17] misha, GilbertErik, and ToHellWithGA [2615/3309] have team battled Andries, IdleMaster, and Beefcan [511/2472] and won! 5 days, 10:47:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 19:39:52] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:49 towards level 63.
[03/29/21 23:30:34] Beefcan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Beefcan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/21 00:47:34] micah [403/1238] has come upon Beefcan [402/715] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:51:01 is removed from micah's clock.
[03/30/21 01:09:30] Beefcan [511/715] has come upon pants [125/1402] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:54:18 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/30/21 03:03:41] Beefcan [539/715] has come upon TauPan [166/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:01:57 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[03/30/21 12:52:02] dindinx [624/948] has challenged Beefcan [325/715] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:39:18 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/31/21 05:30:30] elbie, acolarh, and Beefcan [2173/2651] have team battled Tratos, Tenorman, and Tor [2455/3542] and lost! 0 days, 21:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/21 06:50:25] pyre [36/1216] has come upon Beefcan [167/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:01:46 is added to pyre's clock.
[03/31/21 12:01:34] Heretic [263/541] has challenged Beefcan [199/715] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from Heretic's clock.
[03/31/21 22:16:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 3 days, 02:46:45 toward level 63.
[04/01/21 02:44:51] buksi [1062/1169] has challenged Beefcan [393/715] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:10:47 is removed from buksi's clock.
[04/01/21 11:06:04] zbe and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/21 22:55:58] Beefcan, HeavyPodda, and vegadark [1588/2615] have team battled kenyon, elf, and HellSpawn [27/2796] and won! 0 days, 02:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/21 08:23:06] Beefcan [114/727] has challenged JeDa [338/725] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[04/03/21 12:03:32] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:40:20 from level 64.
[04/03/21 19:21:46] AncalagonThBlack, allo, i3d, and Beefcan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/21 21:35:56] misha, fattrat, and kenyon [1532/2719] have team battled Brainiac, Beefcan, and i3d [67/2467] and won! 3 days, 01:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 09:52:20] brendan [609/1414] has come upon Beefcan [111/727] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/05/21 09:56:02] LukeLR, Atan, and Ignotum [1062/2156] have team battled Beefcan, HeavyPodda, and blackroot [1192/2342] and lost! 2 days, 11:46:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/21 05:18:14] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:21:14 towards level 64.
[04/07/21 16:39:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 3 days, 12:50:24 toward level 64.
[04/08/21 11:44:37] Beefcan [255/727] has come upon Bradicus [197/1149] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:31:24 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[04/08/21 16:57:20] Beefcan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:55:14 towards level 64.
[04/09/21 16:42:49] Beefcan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:08:12 from level 64.
[04/09/21 23:23:16] Beefcan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 03:14:04] elbie, Bkid, and damyan [3045/3153] have team battled adamus1red, ecko, and Beefcan [337/1760] and won! 9 days, 14:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 22:45:46] Beefcan [226/727] has challenged pfoley [557/582] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:11:50 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[04/11/21 06:47:47] WallIdl [380/750] has challenged Beefcan [644/727] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:03 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/11/21 20:01:13] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:40 towards level 64.
[04/12/21 04:04:58] lipek [1241/1327] has come upon Beefcan [548/727] and taken them in combat! 39 days, 16:35:16 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/12/21 10:23:24] Beefcan [659/727] has come upon caeli1 [70/377] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:19:35 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[04/12/21 10:58:26] SSLbits, elf, and Beefcan [2788/3172] have team battled celesham, MELOONi, and WallIdl [970/1620] and won! 3 days, 17:24:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/21 00:45:46] golgy [856/940] has come upon Beefcan [412/727] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:47:10 is removed from golgy's clock.
[04/14/21 01:26:25] ToHellWithGA [511/1387] has come upon Beefcan [226/727] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:14:54 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/14/21 14:18:56] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:45 towards level 64.
[04/17/21 20:30:37] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:55 towards level 64.
[04/19/21 22:54:18] Beefcan [66/727] has come upon Muirrum [259/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:46 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[04/20/21 01:40:53] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:49:09 from level 64.
[04/21/21 07:46:22] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:00 towards level 64.
[04/23/21 08:20:26] Beefcan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Beefcan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/21 13:47:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:46:13 from level 64.
[04/24/21 05:34:09] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:36 towards level 64.
[04/24/21 08:01:47] Beefcan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:48 from level 64.
[04/24/21 09:12:57] Beefcan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/21 06:30:36] grooverider, Beefcan, and Yuhno [1522/3377] have team battled bigjay, Scornn, and eroc1990 [1104/1976] and won! 0 days, 05:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/21 18:31:01] Beefcan [544/731] has come upon Sharky4 [511/1223] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:08 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[04/26/21 01:50:44] Beefcan [607/734] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1002/1080] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[04/26/21 08:07:24] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:39:08 towards level 65.
[04/26/21 12:00:44] TheSilentLink and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/21 12:04:38] Beefcan [208/734] has come upon Syloq [188/785] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:56:06 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[04/27/21 12:04:53] Beefcan [263/734] has come upon Syloq [439/785] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:49:56 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[04/28/21 04:26:49] Beefcan [506/734] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [714/1085] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:10:39 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[04/29/21 18:54:11] Beefcan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:45:33 from level 65.
[04/29/21 20:07:18] Beefcan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:45:10 from level 65.
[05/03/21 21:37:45] canton7, d4rkp1r4t3, and sairis [1230/2520] have team battled Majak, Beefcan, and pyre [2210/2788] and lost! 3 days, 02:43:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/21 07:42:16] sjums_the_great, Beefcan, and Xenthys [1554/2525] have team battled Eldoreth, Ttech, and Sharky4 [3778/4897] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/21 10:19:11] soltys, buksi, and Yuhno [2916/3038] have team battled Beefcan, tmberg, and blackroot [2650/2781] and won! 0 days, 15:11:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/21 11:55:34] PiotrekD, pfoley, and nawcom [212/2370] have team battled tmberg, Roxana, and Beefcan [812/3977] and lost! 3 days, 12:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/21 20:14:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 22:03:19 from level 65.
[05/08/21 00:48:13] Beefcan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:20:35 from level 65.
[05/08/21 12:29:35] Beefcan [600/734] has come upon Jones [214/378] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:57:32 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[05/08/21 14:37:06] Beefcan [164/734] has come upon dindinx [206/948] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 01:34:33 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/09/21 02:47:52] WallIdl, bigjay, and bobvador [1373/2458] have team battled simple, sheu, and Beefcan [1413/2759] and lost! 7 days, 10:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 21:31:52] himuraken [292/1018] has come upon Beefcan [447/734] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:20:22 is added to himuraken's clock.
[05/09/21 23:05:18] Beefcan sharpened the edge of their weapon! Beefcan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/21 08:39:55] Beefcan [384/751] has challenged anarcat [379/1001] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:52:00 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[05/12/21 08:17:05] Beefcan [1/751] has come upon LordBanana [300/470] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:43:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/12/21 21:26:10] Orphic [349/545] has come upon Beefcan [603/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:08 is added to Orphic's clock.
[05/12/21 22:37:31] Beefcan [7/751] has come upon Zyphyr [476/777] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:17:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/13/21 04:16:20] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:35:58 towards level 65.
[05/13/21 12:40:01] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:43:55 from level 65.
[05/14/21 04:06:00] Beefcan [651/751] has challenged buksi [744/1149] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:47:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/14/21 22:10:46] CornFly [109/1194] has challenged Beefcan [717/751] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:26:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/15/21 08:42:10] TimWolla, Orphic, and sairis [247/2411] have team battled blabber, allo, and Beefcan [85/2313] and won! 0 days, 07:39:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 00:24:25] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:14:48 towards level 65.
[05/16/21 17:38:14] Beefcan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 21:53:43] Beefcan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:02:22 from level 65.
[05/18/21 04:41:02] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:51:10 towards level 65.
[05/19/21 01:33:54] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:16:37 from level 65.
[05/19/21 02:51:08] Agent86, Bradicus, and Beefcan [2180/2939] have team battled Forud, Scar3cr0w, and Lemelisk [2241/3088] and lost! 1 day, 01:52:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/21 20:41:47] caeli1, micah, and maligned [496/2927] have team battled makubex, Beefcan, and Heisenberg [240/1894] and won! 1 day, 08:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 20:55:24] max [413/536] has come upon Beefcan [56/751] and taken them in combat! 42 days, 18:09:38 is removed from max's clock.
[05/19/21 23:30:25] Beefcan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:51:00 from level 65.
[05/20/21 11:48:36] tmberg [352/1620] has challenged Beefcan [694/751] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:17:12 is added to tmberg's clock.
[05/20/21 16:26:34] Beefcan [659/751] has come upon blizgerg [806/1253] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 23:59:38 is added to Beefcan's clock.