Player Info

User: Birdbones
Class: Bruxismiscist
Admin?: No
Level: 117
Next level: 85 days, 22:03:59
Status: Offline
Host: duncanbeevers!sid1670@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ogursjqullxnoudz
Account Created: Fri Nov 16 13:57:06 2012
Last login: Fri Apr 23 05:06:49 2021
Total time idled: 2687 days, 10:52:16
Current position: [61,452]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 179 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 287 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 154
gloves: 66
helm: 70 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 77
ring: 71 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 73
tunic: 135 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 346 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1458

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 14 days, 00:00:00
nick: 147 days, 06:39:37
part: None
quest: 1407 days, 18:32:32
quit: 730 days, 05:25:03

total: 2299 days, 06:37:12

Character Modifiers

[11/16/12 16:05:52] Birdbones [16/17] has challenged neurospex [145/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/12 16:52:54] Birdbones [7/28] has challenged yond [534/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/12 20:10:20] Birdbones [53/59] has challenged Tenorman [204/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/12 21:14:25] Birdbones [7/64] has challenged nicko [245/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/17/12 09:28:02] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:26 from level 20.
[11/17/12 09:38:43] MadHatter [165/228] has challenged Birdbones [12/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[11/17/12 10:28:41] Birdbones [45/144] has challenged Reaper [55/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/17/12 14:53:12] DryRoastedPeanut, elbows, and brimstone [913/1861] have team battled Birdbones, Hydrogenum, and Darius [761/1569] and won! 0 days, 02:10:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/12 17:15:43] yano [92/1019] has come upon Birdbones [123/153] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:12:51 is added to yano's clock.
[11/18/12 08:34:29] Birdbones stole Juggaloon's level 25 shield while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 3 shield behind, which Juggaloon then takes.
[11/18/12 09:02:37] Birdbones [121/200] has challenged davie [404/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/18/12 16:19:58] Birdbones [111/211] has challenged oldmankdude [571/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/12 00:01:17] Wolf [303/491] has challenged Birdbones [27/211] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:34 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[11/19/12 00:31:57] alexjs, jbest, and Nofew [1625/1658] have team battled ccx, Birdbones, and sbp [289/1544] and won! 0 days, 00:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 00:47:19] Birdbones [78/222] has challenged Smoovious [76/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/12 08:56:51] Birdbones [159/234] has challenged argus [628/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/12 10:37:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 02:50:46 toward level 29.
[11/19/12 12:56:10] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:19 from level 29.
[11/19/12 17:57:27] Birdbones [7/237] has challenged code_slinger [382/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/12 07:09:22] Birdbones [232/237] has challenged Junaos [204/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/12 14:41:01] Seer [12/20] has challenged Birdbones [197/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Seer's clock.
[11/20/12 15:23:18] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:12 from level 31.
[11/20/12 20:22:24] Birdbones [40/265] has challenged Wolf [252/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/21/12 02:14:27] Birdbones, Plasmastar, and DryRoastedPeanut [1520/1609] have team battled PriceChild, Satoshi, and idleOne [169/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:22:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/12 11:45:17] Birdbones [205/265] has challenged lipek [11/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/12 03:37:33] Birdbones [257/281] has challenged Nofew [313/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/23/12 04:03:38] Birdbones [142/290] has challenged pwned [41/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/23/12 07:24:02] Killerkid [65/266] has challenged Birdbones [69/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[11/24/12 03:13:04] Birdbones [238/290] has challenged Hans.Wurst [391/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/25/12 00:49:51] yano [280/1019] has come upon Birdbones [285/290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:23:02 is added to yano's clock.
[11/25/12 03:42:25] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:19:22 is added to his clock.
[11/25/12 12:06:18] Birdbones [216/293] has challenged Juggaloon [287/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/27/12 03:22:59] Birdbones [147/293] has challenged kork [30/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/27/12 06:36:42] Simon [90/229] has challenged Birdbones [228/293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Simon's clock.
[11/27/12 20:58:03] Birdbones [37/293] has come upon Tabsy [136/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/28/12 07:49:16] exa, <Ghombeat>, and cirdan [1380/1898] have team battled Hero, Birdbones, and SCSi [232/816] and won! 0 days, 00:54:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/12 08:37:53] Satoshi [305/498] has come upon Birdbones [31/293] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:03 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/28/12 13:17:56] Birdbones [90/293] has challenged vrillusions [319/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/30/12 12:51:24] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:49 from level 39.
[11/30/12 17:15:05] Birdbones [281/297] has challenged Str1ngS [18/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/30/12 17:15:05] In the fierce battle, Str1ngS dropped his level 46 pair of gloves! Birdbones picks it up, tossing his old level 38 pair of gloves to Str1ngS.
[11/30/12 19:59:20] Eiam [216/237] has challenged Birdbones [158/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/01/12 07:09:20] Birdbones [96/304] has come upon code_slinger [345/435] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:51 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/01/12 12:56:26] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:58 towards level 40.
[12/02/12 08:57:36] Birdbones slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Birdbones's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/12 14:24:02] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:02 towards level 40.
[12/02/12 14:51:05] Birdbones [193/317] has challenged ruan [86/1058] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/04/12 08:48:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 03:48:32 toward level 41.
[12/04/12 12:23:02] Ciphohs5 [375/442] has challenged Birdbones [61/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:27:34 is removed from Ciphohs5's clock.
[12/04/12 14:57:00] PriceChild, sbp, and Birdbones [703/1929] have team battled cmrn, GaveUp, and Hero [461/1270] and won! 0 days, 00:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/12 17:29:35] Birdbones [278/317] has challenged illuminata [307/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/04/12 20:29:01] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:51 from level 42.
[12/05/12 01:43:40] [dmp] [301/694] has come upon Birdbones [15/317] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:58:54 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[12/05/12 13:27:36] Birdbones stole neurospex's level 92 amulet while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 25 amulet behind, which neurospex then takes.
[12/05/12 21:59:09] iViLe [99/262] has challenged Birdbones [83/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[12/05/12 22:11:53] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:20 towards level 42.
[12/06/12 02:31:27] suterismus [365/968] has challenged Birdbones [271/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:47:47 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/06/12 02:31:27] suterismus has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:43:44 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/06/12 03:40:04] Oldiesmann [570/627] has come upon Birdbones [190/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:53 is removed from Oldiesmann's clock.
[12/06/12 04:49:28] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:29 towards level 42.
[12/06/12 14:38:02] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:03:17 is added to his clock.
[12/07/12 14:42:55] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:12 towards level 42.
[12/07/12 17:09:04] seth-- [66/477] has challenged Birdbones [62/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:15 is removed from seth--'s clock.
[12/08/12 03:50:11] GaveUp [208/479] has challenged Birdbones [180/378] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:14:12 is removed from GaveUp's clock.
[12/09/12 21:03:31] Birdbones [253/378] has challenged sbp [545/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/10/12 04:08:30] l0g1k3r [0/1] has challenged Birdbones [56/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to l0g1k3r's clock.
[01/09/13 12:25:51] Plasmastar [165/662] has come upon Birdbones [154/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:53:17 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[01/10/13 07:32:59] Birdbones [153/378] has come upon XJR-9 [156/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:41 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/10/13 21:12:14] Birdbones [69/378] has challenged charitwo [33/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/13/13 04:39:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:43:22 from level 44.
[01/13/13 07:45:06] greycat [82/704] has challenged Birdbones [155/378] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:28:26 is added to greycat's clock.
[01/14/13 01:45:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 07:49:20 toward level 44.
[01/14/13 16:12:34] suiside [835/1257] has come upon Birdbones [63/378] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:38:48 is removed from suiside's clock.
[01/14/13 20:10:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 02:29:29 toward level 44.
[01/15/13 13:35:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 01:56:46 toward level 44.
[01/15/13 14:23:20] Birdbones [221/378] has challenged Synergist [77/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/13 18:36:56] Birdbones [174/378] has come upon ccx [169/500] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:35:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/13 19:47:43] Surfer [181/694] has challenged Birdbones [83/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Surfer's clock.
[01/16/13 10:25:22] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:12 from level 45.
[01/18/13 01:50:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 08:39:10 toward level 45.
[01/19/13 02:28:12] Birdbones [141/387] has challenged dxrt [559/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/19/13 03:17:18] Str1ngS, Birdbones, pwned, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/13 00:26:05] Birdbones [136/387] has challenged jbroome [197/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/20/13 11:33:40] Arrana [19/140] has challenged Birdbones [331/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Arrana's clock.
[01/20/13 14:32:29] DryRoastedPeanut, Arcane, and NN2k [367/1462] have team battled Birdbones, SeySayux, and LikeLakers2 [845/1221] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/13 23:12:11] Birdbones [206/387] has come upon naori [188/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/21/13 18:19:15] Birdbones stole ChiefRA's level 116 amulet while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 92 amulet behind, which ChiefRA then takes.
[01/22/13 11:13:23] Birdbones, tsh, and ryushe [726/1173] have team battled amazing, jmaugue, and ElectRo [1700/2421] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/13 16:43:04] rasputo [76/354] has challenged Birdbones [223/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:03 is added to rasputo's clock.
[01/23/13 11:48:02] Birdbones [248/409] has challenged Ephur [87/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/13 00:01:09] Birdbones [357/409] has challenged Cameron_D [433/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/13 00:20:17] Birdbones sharpened the edge of his weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/13 14:55:01] Birdbones [363/412] has challenged Smoovious [633/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:28:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/13 22:04:50] Furry, Birdbones, Reaper, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/13 11:27:12] paysties, tsh, and Zett [524/1010] have team battled exa, Birdbones, and SCSi [1187/1788] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/13 18:58:24] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:36 towards level 47.
[01/28/13 10:19:21] Birdbones [375/412] has challenged robot [198/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/29/13 01:38:01] Birdbones [72/412] has come upon Smoovious [95/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/29/13 11:50:04] Birdbones [258/412] has challenged talso [124/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/29/13 20:28:39] Birdbones [126/412] has challenged greycat [653/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/30/13 02:18:52] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:41 towards level 48.
[01/30/13 06:45:19] Birdbones [250/412] has come upon Alfie [477/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:09:51 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/30/13 17:31:23] tsh [285/368] has challenged Birdbones [228/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from tsh's clock.
[01/31/13 08:56:01] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:03 from level 48.
[01/31/13 13:31:24] link [31/33] has challenged Birdbones [20/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:36 is removed from link's clock.
[02/01/13 00:51:07] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:51 towards level 48.
[02/01/13 01:42:54] Birdbones [352/412] has challenged kenyon [23/971] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:22:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/02/13 04:50:06] Birdbones [347/412] has challenged spiffytech [286/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/02/13 19:17:47] Quix0te [67/350] has challenged Birdbones [171/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Quix0te's clock.
[02/03/13 08:57:21] Birdbones [25/412] has challenged KindOne [381/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/03/13 18:22:41] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:19 towards level 48.
[02/03/13 19:13:51] zero_one [52/393] has challenged Birdbones [391/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to zero_one's clock.
[02/04/13 10:28:24] BlastHardcheese, amazing, and zero_one [1265/1606] have team battled Birdbones, Str1ngS, and Oldiesmann [1689/1854] and lost! 0 days, 19:46:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/13 16:03:21] Birdbones misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:02 from level 48.
[02/04/13 16:05:34] blizgerg [361/682] has challenged Birdbones [114/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:41:11 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/05/13 07:04:55] Birdbones [126/412] has challenged geekboi [296/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/05/13 07:10:20] Sir_Lemming, BSDBlack, and Birdbones [252/1325] have team battled Smoovious, Prometheus, and Minun [619/1647] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/13 05:15:15] Birdbones [181/412] has challenged vegadark [184/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:51:55 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/06/13 12:21:07] preflex [106/466] has come upon Birdbones [344/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:29:04 is added to preflex's clock.
[02/06/13 21:25:05] Arcane [92/358] has challenged Birdbones [363/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Arcane's clock.
[02/06/13 23:12:38] Birdbones [381/412] has come upon vrillusions [278/1016] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:58:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/07/13 09:12:02] chee, Tanuki, and Birdbones [359/1300] have team battled Beavis, truffles, and Majak [946/1812] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/13 11:36:07] slack [263/314] has challenged Birdbones [336/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to slack's clock.
[03/06/13 18:12:00] Birdbones, iViLe, and robot [1128/1243] have team battled SirRofer, sasaniak, and blizgerg [1460/1757] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/13 02:05:30] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:38 from level 49.
[03/07/13 09:52:48] ZomBoot [3/4] has challenged Birdbones [299/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ZomBoot's clock.
[03/08/13 13:20:05] Birdbones [375/412] has challenged suiside [577/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/09/13 19:54:59] Zizi [76/130] has challenged Birdbones [268/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Zizi's clock.
[03/18/13 22:07:16] Jeran [187/195] has challenged Birdbones [218/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Jeran's clock.
[03/20/13 10:07:54] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:49 towards level 49.
[03/20/13 15:07:48] meep [157/294] has challenged Birdbones [73/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from meep's clock.
[03/21/13 08:32:28] Birdbones [224/414] has challenged zampa [95/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/21/13 13:28:45] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:48:36 from level 50.
[03/22/13 11:48:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 04:33:25 toward level 50.
[03/22/13 14:44:45] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:25 towards level 50.
[03/23/13 05:17:16] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:13 from level 50.
[03/23/13 14:09:37] RLabs [291/387] has challenged Birdbones [293/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to RLabs's clock.
[03/23/13 14:44:51] ion [27/561] has challenged Birdbones [64/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:09 is added to ion's clock.
[04/01/13 17:40:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 02:01:20 toward level 50.
[04/02/13 01:24:59] mamarley, dpk, and cirdan [1905/2358] have team battled desspugne, cmrn, and Birdbones [1065/1364] and won! 0 days, 09:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/13 20:55:00] Birdbones [370/414] has come upon tmberg [127/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/03/13 03:49:25] SimonTam [109/171] has challenged Birdbones [177/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to SimonTam's clock.
[04/03/13 19:19:03] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:40:04 is added to his clock.
[04/04/13 09:20:39] Birdbones [178/414] has challenged suterismus [850/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/04/13 23:51:21] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:45:54 towards level 51.
[04/05/13 03:47:14] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:08 towards level 51.
[04/05/13 16:06:58] Satoshi [138/787] has challenged Birdbones [242/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:28 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/07/13 01:40:58] desspugne [83/445] has come upon Birdbones [275/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:41 is added to desspugne's clock.
[04/07/13 02:39:59] idisjunction [291/359] has challenged Birdbones [259/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/07/13 07:59:46] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:16 from level 51.
[04/07/13 08:24:25] lipek [227/620] has come upon Birdbones [34/414] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:51:18 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/08/13 15:02:38] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:25 towards level 51.
[04/08/13 18:58:44] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:28 towards level 51.
[04/08/13 21:55:50] joshz [93/443] has come upon Birdbones [145/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:36 is added to joshz's clock.
[04/10/13 05:31:33] goThic [276/318] has come upon Birdbones [57/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:56 is removed from goThic's clock.
[04/11/13 07:16:32] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:00 towards level 51.
[04/12/13 11:00:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 15:31:39 toward level 51.
[04/12/13 13:50:56] rasputo [111/421] has challenged Birdbones [58/414] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:04:44 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[04/12/13 20:57:41] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:28 towards level 51.
[04/13/13 00:01:01] Birdbones, Smoovious, and preflex [1127/1719] have team battled m0shbear, wakeupscreaming, and Jareeta [1774/2715] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/13 08:31:55] Birdbones stole dwfreed's level 48 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 20 set of leggings behind, which dwfreed then takes.
[04/14/13 08:27:35] Birdbones stole Quix0te's level 181 weapon while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 40 weapon behind, which Quix0te then takes.
[04/14/13 09:02:28] Birdbones [464/567] has challenged Jewbaca [274/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/14/13 11:04:23] Birdbones [129/567] has challenged SavageHenry [423/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/14/13 13:03:34] woonack [991/1221] has challenged Birdbones [215/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:34:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/15/13 01:08:49] Birdbones [418/567] has come upon tiwake [1/864] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:47:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/15/13 02:07:04] charitwo [247/502] has challenged Birdbones [566/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:54:54 is added to charitwo's clock.
[04/15/13 06:08:07] dwfreed [963/1053] has challenged Birdbones [189/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:18:26 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/15/13 13:13:11] Birdbones found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:51 towards level 52.
[04/16/13 11:21:32] noother [293/718] has come upon Birdbones [232/567] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:07:34 is removed from noother's clock.
[04/16/13 15:44:37] Myrtti [119/425] has come upon Birdbones [213/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:27 is added to Myrtti's clock.
[04/17/13 14:24:16] Wolf [478/824] has challenged Birdbones [302/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:07 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[04/18/13 05:28:22] Birdbones [272/567] has challenged ahmiq [48/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:53:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/13 05:28:22] Birdbones has dealt ahmiq a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:17:07 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[04/18/13 14:00:07] Birdbones [363/567] has come upon SpamMage [231/721] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/13 21:33:00] Birdbones [303/567] has challenged SeySayux [226/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:50:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/20/13 10:19:07] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:25 towards level 52.
[04/20/13 19:52:16] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/13 09:58:54] tw, Birdbones, and AngryParsley [829/1478] have team battled nikoJ, ryushe, and SpamMage [549/1825] and won! 0 days, 10:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/13 14:21:28] Birdbones stole MetaNova's level 97 tunic while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 32 tunic behind, which MetaNova then takes.
[04/21/13 14:30:34] Birdbones, MetaNova, ruan, and Nayru have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/13 14:16:12] Birdbones [357/614] has come upon masklin [183/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:52:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/22/13 17:58:54] Birdbones [339/614] has challenged heqs [165/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/26/13 04:03:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 4 days, 15:21:22 toward level 53.
[04/26/13 14:24:35] masklin, Birdbones, Jareeta, and spiffytech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/13 16:32:45] beatysees [400/603] has challenged Birdbones [604/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:25 is added to beatysees's clock.
[04/28/13 11:38:07] Birdbones [543/614] has challenged IdleBot [648/1429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:06 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/30/13 13:52:41] Birdbones [554/623] has challenged Beavis [701/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/30/13 21:58:09] allo [475/797] has come upon Birdbones [516/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:12:01 is added to allo's clock.
[05/01/13 21:02:48] Birdbones [205/623] has challenged ChiefRA [443/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:43 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/02/13 03:04:32] Birdbones [260/623] has challenged Gerardon [254/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/02/13 08:35:18] sartan [88/375] has challenged Birdbones [529/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/03/13 16:01:56] Birdbones [489/623] has challenged raitho [83/593] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:46:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/04/13 08:29:25] Jewbaca [71/437] has challenged Birdbones [565/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:40 is added to Jewbaca's clock.
[05/04/13 09:05:19] Darky, Gizmokid2005, and mthw [500/1695] have team battled meeech, elf, and Birdbones [615/1512] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/13 14:30:47] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:37 from level 54.
[05/05/13 01:08:24] pekster [435/520] has come upon Birdbones [618/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:15:23 is added to pekster's clock.
[05/05/13 18:09:05] Birdbones, h00k, and neuro [399/1961] have team battled benonsoftware, seisgatos, and idleOne [168/1520] and won! 0 days, 11:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/13 21:39:38] Birdbones [439/623] has challenged geekboi [433/993] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:48:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/06/13 21:34:50] Birdbones [538/623] has come upon ccx [99/427] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:47:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/13 11:50:02] Birdbones [297/623] has challenged Syloq [200/585] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:41:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/13 19:46:11] we6jbo, benonsoftware, and Birdbones [66/1452] have team battled brendan, KindOne, and s1amson [928/1258] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/13 22:53:06] Birdbones [587/623] has challenged robot [278/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:25:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/08/13 11:08:37] Hori [457/464] has challenged Birdbones [157/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from Hori's clock.
[05/09/13 02:17:08] ChiefRA [458/545] has challenged Birdbones [610/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[05/09/13 03:28:33] Birdbones [435/623] has come upon Charris [168/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:01:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/13 11:25:37] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:34 towards level 54.
[05/10/13 17:23:36] dpk [396/558] has come upon Birdbones [432/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:25:45 is added to dpk's clock.
[05/11/13 06:20:07] grooverider [155/447] has come upon Birdbones [617/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:32:58 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/15/13 03:04:42] Lenny, kork, and pekster [2/1813] have team battled Majak, Birdbones, and truffles [906/1676] and lost! 0 days, 09:45:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/13 04:51:35] sjefen6 [488/506] has come upon Birdbones [240/623] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:38:27 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[05/15/13 06:55:50] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:04 towards level 54.
[05/16/13 05:44:59] Birdbones [517/623] has challenged dwfreed [609/1053] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/16/13 06:32:10] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:37 towards level 55.
[05/16/13 18:06:50] ElectRo [489/1304] has come upon Birdbones [110/623] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:31:25 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[05/18/13 16:47:02] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:29 towards level 55.
[05/18/13 23:14:05] Birdbones [495/623] has challenged brimstone [240/421] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:01:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/19/13 04:24:20] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:02:13 from level 55.
[05/19/13 13:16:46] Birdbones [280/623] has challenged DeLorean [591/663] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:39:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/19/13 15:48:27] fx, io, and [dmp] [127/1420] have team battled Birdbones, GaveUp, and Prometheus [935/1793] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/13 12:01:24] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:46 towards level 55.
[05/20/13 19:09:33] Hans.Wurst [105/388] has challenged Birdbones [446/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[05/21/13 06:23:31] Vostok, Syloq, Birdbones, and Zett have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/13 02:38:14] Birdbones [348/623] has challenged Kabaka [67/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/22/13 14:40:17] fx [276/347] has challenged Birdbones [22/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from fx's clock.
[05/23/13 07:30:36] kork, Birdbones, and Smoovious [1317/1668] have team battled vegadark, Vostok, and jmaugue [1205/1973] and won! 1 day, 09:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/13 10:34:01] Killerkid, Reaper, and Vostok [396/2077] have team battled ahmiq, Birdbones, and Majak [327/1510] and won! 0 days, 10:55:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/13 20:34:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 16:32:48 toward level 55.
[05/25/13 07:46:35] GaveUp [280/517] has challenged Birdbones [627/631] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:35:03 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[05/26/13 06:51:22] seek [214/774] has challenged Birdbones [40/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:56:38 is removed from seek's clock.
[05/27/13 05:56:22] Birdbones [108/631] has challenged vrillusions [686/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/27/13 07:37:03] Hakase [58/394] has come upon Birdbones [46/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:14 is removed from Hakase's clock.
[05/27/13 09:25:45] Birdbones [204/641] has challenged zero_one [269/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/27/13 11:39:30] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:53:02 towards level 56.
[05/27/13 15:07:47] Birdbones, iunruh, and seek [1689/1956] have team battled DeLorean, Oldiesmann, and rasputo [25/1586] and won! 0 days, 01:33:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/13 16:46:52] Danthemandoo [22/27] has challenged Birdbones [374/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[05/27/13 17:59:43] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/13 21:57:31] Birdbones [3/645] has come upon grooverider [432/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:43:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/28/13 23:05:18] Birdbones [305/645] has challenged RedW [124/380] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:36:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/29/13 09:07:25] Gizmokid2005 [736/999] has challenged Birdbones [451/645] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:20:21 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[05/29/13 15:55:04] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:46:21 towards level 56.
[06/05/13 02:57:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 18:03:59 from level 56.
[06/05/13 09:56:52] Birdbones [388/645] has come upon nicko [8/795] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:39:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/05/13 10:03:18] BachePorro [181/193] has challenged Birdbones [539/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to BachePorro's clock.
[06/05/13 20:06:08] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:25 towards level 56.
[06/06/13 05:28:20] Hewn, Birdbones, tann, and neurospex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/13 10:11:03] punx [71/77] has challenged Birdbones [42/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:57 is removed from punx's clock.
[06/07/13 07:57:17] Birdbones [519/645] has come upon iunruh [103/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:46:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/07/13 15:43:22] dwfreed [82/1068] has come upon Birdbones [163/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:47:53 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/07/13 17:09:46] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:36 towards level 56.
[06/08/13 05:17:42] fonzie [161/179] has challenged Birdbones [473/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to fonzie's clock.
[06/10/13 23:20:09] Birdbones sharpened the edge of his weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/13 17:57:44] Z6 [13/277] has challenged Birdbones [24/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Z6's clock.
[06/11/13 21:10:57] Birdbones [642/661] has come upon Jeran [88/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:37:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/12/13 21:19:54] SPD-13 [0/149] has challenged Birdbones [297/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to SPD-13's clock.
[06/13/13 02:56:59] Birdbones [224/661] has challenged Darky [174/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:36:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/13/13 18:00:08] Birdbones [468/661] has challenged RLabs [121/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:56:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/14/13 00:43:27] BachePorro [183/337] has come upon Birdbones [270/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:17 is added to BachePorro's clock.
[06/15/13 10:09:04] Ttech [386/1168] has challenged Birdbones [196/661] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:45:41 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/17/13 00:18:11] cudaman73 [33/38] has challenged Birdbones [376/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[06/17/13 02:17:48] Birdbones [363/661] has challenged tann [124/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/18/13 08:24:23] Birdbones [95/661] has challenged EugeneKay [125/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/19/13 00:54:49] Birdbones [235/661] has come upon XJR-9 [223/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/19/13 06:52:36] Birdbones [491/667] has challenged Syloq [491/585] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/19/13 16:12:17] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:49:06 from level 57.
[06/20/13 00:18:06] Krim [155/259] has challenged Birdbones [39/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from Krim's clock.
[06/20/13 01:56:46] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:30:09 from level 57.
[06/21/13 20:21:03] s1amson [348/380] has come upon Birdbones [328/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:49:21 is removed from s1amson's clock.
[06/21/13 20:21:03] s1amson has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 4 days, 16:30:56 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/22/13 01:50:05] Birdbones [68/677] has challenged Ziggilus [310/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:52:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/22/13 04:24:15] Birdbones [51/677] has come upon Pici [287/838] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:06:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/22/13 20:47:35] redstrike [159/308] has challenged Birdbones [162/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to redstrike's clock.
[06/24/13 02:00:49] Birdbones [281/677] has challenged Sheudecai [6/444] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:04:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/24/13 03:53:16] gry [4/17] has challenged Birdbones [349/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to gry's clock.
[06/24/13 04:09:43] Darky [318/456] has come upon Birdbones [606/677] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/24/13 13:19:58] vegadark [387/860] has come upon Birdbones [364/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:28:56 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/25/13 00:05:40] Birdbones [113/677] has challenged bairyn [222/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:58:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/25/13 14:46:35] rmbell.the.great, Birdbones, BachePorro, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/13 05:45:47] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:36:49 towards level 57.
[06/28/13 05:51:33] nyislanders2121 [121/617] has come upon Birdbones [372/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:48 is added to nyislanders2121's clock.
[06/29/13 15:43:03] Birdbones [394/677] has challenged Str1ngS [907/930] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:28:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/30/13 13:43:27] brendan [29/434] has challenged Birdbones [464/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/30/13 21:24:33] Birdbones [220/677] has come upon nyrednek [170/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:53:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/01/13 00:38:17] Avon [47/68] has challenged Birdbones [629/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Avon's clock.
[07/01/13 16:44:39] Smoovious, Birdbones, and nyislanders2121 [785/2075] have team battled RedW, Str1ngS, and greycat [1749/2179] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/13 02:53:13] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:06:50 from level 57.
[07/02/13 07:17:56] Birdbones [191/677] has come upon Nothing4You [151/221] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:21:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/02/13 11:00:03] Birdbones [642/677] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [603/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:02:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/02/13 12:31:17] filinep, vegadark, and lipek [361/2018] have team battled Nothing4You, allo, and Birdbones [1128/1716] and lost! 0 days, 16:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/13 15:43:58] sigv [13/300] has challenged Birdbones [88/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to sigv's clock.
[07/03/13 10:21:27] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:21:59 from level 57.
[07/04/13 11:02:45] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:10 towards level 57.
[07/04/13 16:42:32] zayc_ [55/77] has challenged Birdbones [392/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to zayc_'s clock.
[07/05/13 00:15:35] BlastHardcheese [292/549] has challenged Birdbones [283/677] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:08:21 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[07/05/13 04:11:29] vegadark [673/860] has challenged Birdbones [397/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:46 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/05/13 11:11:01] Birdbones [424/677] has come upon sartan [162/395] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:24:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/13 06:04:36] Birdbones [257/677] has challenged Neal [338/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:39:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/13 10:05:18] Birdbones [414/677] has challenged truffles [370/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/13 13:03:57] Eiam [244/584] has challenged Birdbones [370/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/06/13 14:06:00] Ephod [76/618] has challenged Birdbones [287/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:35 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/07/13 06:44:33] Vostok [491/546] has come upon Birdbones [668/677] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:05:57 is added to Vostok's clock.
[07/07/13 18:16:44] Birdbones, Kabaka, and Darky [1490/1715] have team battled sp1ga, Wayneoween, and RedW [329/748] and won! 1 day, 10:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/13 17:52:26] Damethor [3/4] has challenged Birdbones [551/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Damethor's clock.
[07/09/13 07:59:39] Birdbones [474/677] has come upon truffles [533/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:46:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/09/13 09:24:48] Fluttershy [338/481] has challenged Birdbones [303/677] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:45:06 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[07/09/13 10:37:00] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:11 towards level 57.
[07/09/13 14:39:38] GilbertErik [12/34] has challenged Birdbones [79/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/09/13 18:08:58] sp1ga [202/211] has come upon Birdbones [422/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:17 is added to sp1ga's clock.
[07/10/13 02:28:28] D4CH_RPi [72/402] has challenged Birdbones [109/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:33 is added to D4CH_RPi's clock.
[07/10/13 09:46:05] preflex, JonesBy, and Birdbones [1405/1655] have team battled Furry, Eiam, and pehden [499/1568] and won! 0 days, 17:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/13 21:24:18] Birdbones [36/677] has challenged Vostok [402/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/13 03:25:38] Birdbones [100/677] has challenged Mateusz [56/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:57:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/13 18:51:44] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:02:17 is added to his clock.
[07/13/13 00:31:08] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:21:51 is added to his clock.
[07/13/13 08:17:15] Cameron_D [118/964] has challenged Birdbones [10/677] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/14/13 20:39:55] XJR-9 [319/446] has challenged Birdbones [198/677] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:33:19 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[07/15/13 08:34:16] Birdbones [495/677] has challenged Spazturtle [79/434] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/16/13 05:35:51] meeech [214/557] has challenged Birdbones [675/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to meeech's clock.
[07/16/13 08:40:20] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:30:52 is added to his clock.
[07/17/13 02:56:14] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:23:29 towards level 58.
[07/17/13 06:53:08] Birdbones [253/677] has challenged Weedle [252/459] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:40:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/19/13 05:33:38] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:06:39 towards level 58.
[07/19/13 15:16:07] Birdbones, Vostok, and forks [1054/1953] have team battled zbart, cirdan, and Killerkid [552/2138] and won! 0 days, 12:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/13 19:06:27] Birdbones [532/677] has challenged Killerkid [518/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:05:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/20/13 17:57:29] gipyelrah, Ziggilus, and Birdbones [1203/2021] have team battled irix, pwned, and dwfreed [1759/2345] and lost! 1 day, 03:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/13 03:44:35] Birdbones [127/677] has come upon goThic [284/318] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:47:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/21/13 17:07:15] Birdbones [360/677] has come upon hawk [288/788] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:21:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/22/13 00:20:04] Birdbones [240/677] has come upon Hydrogenum [706/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:58:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/22/13 02:36:23] Aranel [187/253] has challenged Birdbones [195/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Aranel's clock.
[07/22/13 09:21:19] Birdbones [377/677] has come upon UndyingShadow [325/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:33:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/23/13 01:14:41] zbart [480/533] has challenged Birdbones [87/677] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from zbart's clock.
[07/23/13 06:24:21] jellevdg3 [21/36] has come upon Birdbones [306/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to jellevdg3's clock.
[07/24/13 16:56:35] idleOne [694/824] has come upon Birdbones [106/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:00 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[07/25/13 04:00:16] Birdbones [503/677] has come upon LordFella [528/713] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:43:40 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/25/13 17:39:09] Pici [17/853] has challenged Birdbones [607/677] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:16:46 is added to Pici's clock.
[07/26/13 10:00:27] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:39 towards level 58.
[07/26/13 14:22:53] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:55:41 towards level 58.
[07/26/13 23:16:18] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:49 towards level 58.
[07/28/13 00:09:11] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:57:49 is added to his clock.
[07/28/13 20:56:09] Birdbones [110/677] has challenged preflex [287/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/29/13 23:02:15] Birdbones [472/677] has challenged Grim [10/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:52:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/30/13 04:54:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 19:11:22 toward level 58.
[07/30/13 05:35:01] keeper_c, BlastHardcheese, and Babar [1747/2560] have team battled jose, Birdbones, and Ttech [1914/2193] and lost! 1 day, 23:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/13 17:39:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:02:12 from level 58.
[07/31/13 01:00:53] Birdbones [159/677] has come upon Preaux [479/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:47:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/31/13 03:08:38] slack [229/411] has challenged Birdbones [37/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:55:48 is removed from slack's clock.
[07/31/13 03:08:38] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 42 ring! slack picks it up, tossing his old level 24 ring to Birdbones.
[07/31/13 16:11:41] Birdbones [514/661] has challenged MontyZuma [240/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/03/13 00:55:24] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:41 towards level 58.
[08/03/13 05:00:58] nb_ff [61/356] has challenged Birdbones [648/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to nb_ff's clock.
[08/03/13 20:04:22] J-E-L-L-O [39/84] has challenged Birdbones [539/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to J-E-L-L-O's clock.
[08/04/13 02:16:24] erry [123/226] has challenged Birdbones [488/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to erry's clock.
[08/04/13 16:34:12] neuro [523/945] has challenged Birdbones [59/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:42:55 is removed from neuro's clock.
[08/04/13 17:51:27] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:52 from level 58.
[08/05/13 15:39:07] Cameron_D [277/963] has come upon Birdbones [289/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:28:26 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[08/06/13 10:14:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 06:34:54 toward level 58.
[08/07/13 17:36:54] Birdbones [337/661] has challenged vrillusions [73/1054] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:11:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/07/13 20:06:54] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/13 16:38:37] Birdbones [389/651] has come upon talso [141/687] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:35:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/13 17:58:53] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:14 towards level 59.
[08/08/13 19:12:54] xandrix, neuro, and slack [1259/1617] have team battled Birdbones, Skidel, and Cenhinen [585/1831] and won! 0 days, 01:43:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/13 02:01:06] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:19 towards level 59.
[08/09/13 07:36:54] Prometheus, Birdbones, neurospex, and neuro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/13 06:02:32] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:03:12 is added to his clock.
[08/10/13 07:44:42] Zinoviya [0/3] has challenged Birdbones [468/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Zinoviya's clock.
[08/12/13 16:09:33] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:29:06 from level 59.
[08/14/13 21:39:22] Birdbones [503/651] has come upon [dmp] [505/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:06:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/15/13 11:50:55] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:33 towards level 59.
[08/15/13 13:34:22] Birdbones [247/651] has challenged Brutus [109/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:50:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/16/13 16:52:19] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:21:49 is added to his clock.
[08/16/13 18:31:37] Cameron_D, idleOne, and greycat [560/2628] have team battled Birdbones, filinep, and lipek [1746/1806] and lost! 0 days, 19:17:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/13 19:00:49] mthw, sartan, and slack [920/1657] have team battled Birdbones, csalazar, and Hydrogenum [1897/2035] and lost! 0 days, 12:46:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/13 04:28:13] charitwo, irix, and TheMadHatter [965/1306] have team battled idisjunction, AngryParsley, and Birdbones [96/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:59:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 07:06:49] Birdbones [13/651] has come upon CornFly [129/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/17/13 07:22:13] Zammo [15/264] has challenged Birdbones [607/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Zammo's clock.
[08/19/13 05:20:52] dxrt [140/822] has come upon Birdbones [77/651] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:19:33 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[08/19/13 10:39:29] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:08 towards level 59.
[08/20/13 01:06:10] RLabs [348/531] has challenged Birdbones [223/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from RLabs's clock.
[08/20/13 08:35:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 17:51:02 toward level 59.
[08/20/13 15:02:11] Sir_Lemming [119/323] has challenged Birdbones [498/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:25:37 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/23/13 01:06:59] TheMadHatter [80/366] has come upon Birdbones [297/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:38 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[08/23/13 06:16:52] UndyingShadow [87/485] has challenged Birdbones [64/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:50:54 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[08/24/13 10:27:20] Pici, greycat, and Birdbones [1305/2207] have team battled Gizmokid2005, MontyZuma, and jose [1711/1842] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/13 03:27:17] vegadark [643/918] has challenged Birdbones [365/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:39:42 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/25/13 10:28:59] Birdbones [538/655] has challenged Yankee [512/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/25/13 16:34:06] Birdbones [133/655] has challenged maybeHere [440/459] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/26/13 00:06:29] DemosDemon, Beavis, Birdbones, and fonzie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/13 06:53:43] Lykos [82/349] has challenged Birdbones [369/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Lykos's clock.
[08/28/13 00:43:32] Birdbones [44/655] has challenged cirdan [831/1020] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:35:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/13 00:54:49] kitsune, Zammo, and charitwo [618/1186] have team battled Sheudecai, [dmp], and Birdbones [18/1921] and won! 0 days, 10:24:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/13 14:50:03] valentino [49/188] has challenged Birdbones [87/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to valentino's clock.
[08/28/13 16:47:16] Kabaka [525/571] has challenged Birdbones [344/655] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:53:46 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[08/28/13 16:47:16] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 95 tunic! Kabaka picks it up, tossing his old level 61 tunic to Birdbones.
[08/28/13 20:48:15] Birdbones [289/624] has challenged LordFella [544/726] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:14:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/13 16:52:33] mnemon, Grim, and Birdbones [1555/1890] have team battled Pici, Babar, and Bladerunner [1241/1993] and won! 0 days, 01:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/13 06:41:40] truffles [465/594] has come upon Birdbones [427/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:36 is removed from truffles's clock.
[08/30/13 08:27:26] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:37:02 from level 60.
[08/30/13 09:15:21] Birdbones [334/624] has come upon adamus1red [832/862] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:55:10 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/31/13 06:10:25] Chenzw, Birdbones, and RLabs [277/1662] have team battled Vusys, finn, and Babar [283/1341] and lost! 0 days, 01:54:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/13 02:18:07] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:16:41 towards level 60.
[09/03/13 10:52:58] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:43 towards level 60.
[09/03/13 21:22:16] grooverider [13/911] has challenged Birdbones [53/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:23 is added to grooverider's clock.
[09/04/13 22:37:30] Reaper [664/900] has come upon Birdbones [160/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:06:17 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[09/04/13 23:37:38] Birdbones [311/624] has come upon Mateusz [515/652] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:09:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/05/13 10:21:29] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:15:27 is added to his clock.
[09/05/13 19:47:08] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:21:08 towards level 60.
[09/07/13 17:44:10] Birdbones [405/624] has challenged Preaux [80/642] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:18:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/08/13 11:42:29] cirdan [849/1020] has come upon Birdbones [125/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:49:57 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[09/08/13 17:03:30] Birdbones [83/624] has come upon milo64 [185/394] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:46:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/09/13 13:34:22] valentino [172/236] has challenged Birdbones [595/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to valentino's clock.
[09/09/13 15:10:40] junktext [121/342] has challenged Birdbones [212/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to junktext's clock.
[09/10/13 02:37:27] gylgamesh [6/27] has challenged Birdbones [488/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[09/11/13 13:24:30] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/13 14:08:29] Quix0te [370/391] has challenged Birdbones [122/629] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:08:21 is removed from Quix0te's clock.
[09/11/13 14:08:29] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 48 charm! Quix0te picks it up, tossing his old level 34 charm to Birdbones.
[09/11/13 20:58:49] Birdbones left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/13 22:51:59] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:34 towards level 60.
[09/12/13 06:12:14] Birdbones [586/598] has challenged Yankee [674/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:44:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/12/13 08:27:26] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:40:45 from level 60.
[09/12/13 09:11:03] UndyingShadow [361/495] has come upon Birdbones [20/598] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:58:05 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[09/14/13 02:22:38] Birdbones [556/598] has challenged adamus1red [268/857] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:52:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/14/13 17:26:03] Birdbones [22/598] has challenged SCSi [55/679] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:10:56 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/15/13 15:47:58] Birdbones, bairyn, and swhitt [103/1842] have team battled Lykos, sasaniak, and Hydrogenum [1440/2110] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/13 04:43:45] Gerardon [273/761] has come upon Birdbones [333/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:34 is added to Gerardon's clock.
[09/17/13 00:08:39] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:40 from level 60.
[09/20/13 16:12:13] Hewn, Birdbones, and SCSi [1555/1712] have team battled Bombur, argus, and irix [1418/2208] and won! 0 days, 19:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/13 09:03:03] Birdbones [342/598] has challenged fonzie [258/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:07:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/23/13 11:50:11] MontyZuma [440/545] has come upon Birdbones [461/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:48:44 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[09/25/13 08:52:12] Koreth [145/266] has challenged Birdbones [504/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Koreth's clock.
[09/25/13 15:20:13] greycat [545/820] has challenged Birdbones [342/601] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:00:50 is removed from greycat's clock.
[09/25/13 18:41:02] vim, Spazturtle, and MMavipc [397/1207] have team battled [dmp], Birdbones, and Simie [351/1871] and won! 0 days, 05:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/13 20:31:10] Unsub, Birdbones, and AbrahamLinksys [930/1771] have team battled Koreth, TauPan, and dxrt [908/1371] and won! 0 days, 00:54:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/13 09:41:20] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:14:55 is added to his clock.
[09/26/13 14:25:20] Hans.Wurst [405/590] has challenged Birdbones [410/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:07:24 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[09/26/13 19:55:31] MontyZuma [249/545] has come upon Birdbones [165/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:50 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/27/13 08:23:27] michagogo|cloud [30/33] has challenged Birdbones [417/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to michagogo|cloud's clock.
[09/29/13 15:03:59] Tasse [11/102] has challenged Birdbones [249/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Tasse's clock.
[09/30/13 16:55:45] DemosDemon, vim, and BlastHardcheese [1207/1481] have team battled kensington, junktext, and Birdbones [988/1318] and won! 0 days, 01:20:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/13 00:56:59] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:55 towards level 60.
[10/03/13 04:00:01] Tenorman [54/760] has come upon Birdbones [313/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:53:13 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/04/13 09:13:06] woonack, XJR-9, and Sheudecai [810/2238] have team battled Reaper, Cameron_D, and Birdbones [2063/2482] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/13 10:09:50] Birdbones [106/601] has challenged IdleMaster [173/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:04:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/13 05:14:09] Birdbones [39/601] has challenged DemosDemon [35/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:29:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/06/13 10:05:43] CornFly [23/457] has come upon Birdbones [288/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:20:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/08/13 00:56:31] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:29 from level 60.
[10/08/13 04:39:20] lolwut, talso, and Bombur [1295/1658] have team battled Birdbones, Str1ngS, and Darky [1069/1711] and won! 0 days, 01:37:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/13 20:41:51] nitzer, kenyon, Birdbones, and avocado have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/13 09:11:04] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:26 from level 60.
[10/09/13 14:38:07] MontyZuma [711/739] has challenged Birdbones [8/601] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:36:43 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[10/21/13 03:20:25] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:12 towards level 60.
[10/21/13 05:15:04] Tenorman [144/760] has come upon Birdbones [393/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:18 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/23/13 12:28:39] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:30 towards level 60.
[10/23/13 21:35:27] Iuz [624/929] has come upon Birdbones [6/606] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:01:03 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[10/25/13 17:26:30] Birdbones [69/630] has challenged Fluttershy [352/555] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/26/13 03:03:50] Birdbones, pwned, and elf [1865/2334] have team battled Godisme, argus, and pants [726/1573] and won! 2 days, 19:08:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/13 08:11:08] Birdbones [347/630] has challenged Ephur [451/969] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:07:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/26/13 09:01:02] Kelet, Wayneoween, and Birdbones [115/1661] have team battled aucg, Plasmastar, and numeral [1173/1763] and lost! 0 days, 09:04:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/13 12:33:40] preflex [289/444] has come upon Birdbones [318/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:35 is added to preflex's clock.
[10/27/13 08:56:41] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:16:08 towards level 61.
[10/27/13 20:15:56] DarkSiL, pwned, and MontyZuma [1285/2145] have team battled Birdbones, IdleMaster, and brendan [333/1988] and won! 0 days, 15:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/13 10:21:38] junktext [78/482] has come upon Birdbones [380/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:44 is added to junktext's clock.
[10/30/13 18:36:23] woonack [1009/1219] has challenged Birdbones [436/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:50:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/30/13 22:41:20] Dark-Fx [11/414] has come upon Birdbones [29/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:47 is added to Dark-Fx's clock.
[10/30/13 23:37:32] Grim [116/939] has challenged Birdbones [513/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:47 is added to Grim's clock.
[10/31/13 07:59:53] Bahamut [7/93] has challenged Birdbones [341/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to Bahamut's clock.
[11/01/13 12:46:28] Birdbones [572/630] has challenged naori [684/889] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:32:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/02/13 01:49:30] Birdbones [499/630] has challenged Light [208/356] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:57:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/02/13 05:28:32] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:26:59 towards level 61.
[11/03/13 00:54:50] Birdbones [205/630] has challenged Kelet [217/466] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:08:24 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/03/13 05:27:53] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:29:45 from level 61.
[11/04/13 03:01:06] Plasmastar [653/801] has challenged Birdbones [339/630] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:54:03 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[11/04/13 13:03:29] Birdbones [140/630] has challenged tmberg [127/583] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:55:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/04/13 22:59:50] jessica [31/60] has challenged Birdbones [56/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to jessica's clock.
[11/05/13 00:40:00] EricaJoy [59/77] has challenged Birdbones [287/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to EricaJoy's clock.
[11/05/13 02:54:33] ryushe [609/744] has come upon Birdbones [623/630] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:22:31 is added to ryushe's clock.
[11/06/13 11:14:53] Birdbones [22/630] has challenged ruan [317/574] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:07:24 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/07/13 04:19:09] LordFella [594/736] has challenged Birdbones [440/630] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:19:12 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[11/07/13 17:58:49] jessica [97/165] has challenged Birdbones [605/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to jessica's clock.
[11/07/13 21:40:52] herosake [30/245] has challenged Birdbones [618/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to herosake's clock.
[11/08/13 02:02:27] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:30:50 towards level 61.
[11/08/13 04:57:58] Birdbones, vaetis, and gylgamesh [1041/1259] have team battled DanYELL, Cenhinen, and Hydrogenum [53/1925] and won! 0 days, 00:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 17:18:56] DarkGhost [116/519] has come upon Birdbones [441/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:30:50 is added to DarkGhost's clock.
[11/08/13 21:29:06] Kabaka [110/595] has challenged Birdbones [32/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:26:15 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[11/08/13 22:24:12] Mr_Protagonist, seek, and Birdbones [1127/1744] have team battled vegadark, BlastHardcheese, and brimstone [492/2189] and won! 0 days, 04:05:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/13 12:49:10] preflex [401/444] has come upon Birdbones [87/630] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:16:51 is removed from preflex's clock.
[11/10/13 01:01:40] Birdbones, AngryParsley, and Koreth [1049/1953] have team battled Squid_Tamer, Unsub, and desspugne [442/1670] and won! 1 day, 01:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 13:09:57] Meetch_the_Bold [231/264] has challenged Birdbones [251/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[11/10/13 17:48:49] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:33:51 is added to his clock.
[11/11/13 03:22:30] maybeHere, Birdbones, and Ascended [4/1480] have team battled Plasmastar, bairyn, and Zett [766/1922] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/13 03:33:10] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/13 06:49:00] Birdbones [133/635] has challenged Darky [194/570] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:07:51 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/12/13 12:50:29] woonack [850/962] has challenged Birdbones [274/635] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:07:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/13/13 23:08:41] AngryParsley, vrillusions, and Birdbones [103/2562] have team battled Bender, Simie, and Gizmokid2005 [2222/2235] and lost! 2 days, 15:04:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/13 05:00:24] Birdbones [142/635] has challenged Satoshi [251/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:06:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/13 18:07:12] SlackPtr [200/313] has challenged Birdbones [328/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to SlackPtr's clock.
[11/19/13 09:09:59] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:26:13 is added to his clock.
[11/19/13 09:31:12] XJR-9 [397/577] has challenged Birdbones [130/635] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:36:10 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[11/19/13 22:34:30] Birdbones [140/635] has challenged sbp [678/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:58:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/13 03:13:01] Odd, Birdbones, and SpamMage [127/1774] have team battled SeySayux, h00k, and DanYELL [845/1671] and lost! 2 days, 15:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/13 20:40:11] Hans.Wurst [252/567] has challenged Birdbones [82/635] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:02:47 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[11/22/13 02:41:27] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:37:12 towards level 61.
[11/22/13 03:15:01] Ulrich [335/390] has challenged Birdbones [447/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[11/25/13 06:48:17] Birdbones, cbeley, and zinya [773/1523] have team battled gipyelrah, Kinsmir, and deedra [5/1788] and won! 0 days, 15:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 06:04:33] Light, MadHatter, and Odd [1135/1233] have team battled OrranjJulius, Maru, and Birdbones [562/1603] and won! 0 days, 13:22:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 11:32:25] deedra [233/377] has come upon Birdbones [104/635] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:07:14 is removed from deedra's clock.
[11/26/13 16:25:54] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 10:45:36 is added to his clock.
[11/27/13 16:25:31] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:03:02 is added to his clock.
[11/28/13 11:56:48] Birdbones [34/635] has come upon panda007 [214/364] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:37:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/28/13 12:37:28] TauPan [296/352] has come upon Birdbones [131/635] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:36:25 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[11/28/13 13:14:31] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:16 towards level 61.
[11/28/13 16:22:44] nb_ff, TauPan, and rmbell.the.great [206/1494] have team battled lolwut, Birdbones, and avocado [566/2090] and lost! 0 days, 14:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/13 17:26:50] Birdbones [580/635] has challenged Kabaka [6/595] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:10:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/28/13 21:27:45] desspugne [407/598] has challenged Birdbones [485/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:55 is added to desspugne's clock.
[11/29/13 12:31:25] Birdbones [26/635] has challenged Meetch_the_Bold [455/535] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:16:55 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/30/13 07:03:48] Birdbones [539/635] has come upon Sheudecai [339/438] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:06:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/30/13 16:38:11] suterismus [864/1281] has challenged Birdbones [613/635] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:02:20 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/30/13 20:13:16] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:56:50 towards level 61.
[11/30/13 21:36:26] CornFly [108/451] has come upon Birdbones [119/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/01/13 04:00:25] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:24:27 towards level 61.
[12/01/13 11:48:40] Birdbones [502/635] has come upon nitzer [120/479] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:57:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/02/13 18:51:03] pwned [190/909] has challenged Birdbones [145/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:07 is removed from pwned's clock.
[12/02/13 19:41:46] Birdbones, Spazturtle, and Iuz [273/2144] have team battled dav1d, mnemon, and Pici [1098/1809] and lost! 1 day, 05:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/13 21:06:46] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:06:32 is added to his clock.
[12/02/13 22:17:49] aarontc [105/301] has challenged Birdbones [622/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to aarontc's clock.
[12/03/13 02:53:02] Birdbones [51/635] has challenged IdleBot [57/1299] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:00:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/13 06:57:07] avocado [660/885] has come upon Birdbones [434/635] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:46:24 is removed from avocado's clock.
[12/05/13 04:37:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 7 days, 05:29:19 toward level 61.
[12/05/13 09:07:03] Birdbones [97/635] has challenged Grim [638/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:30:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/05/13 09:49:50] Colty [20/42] has challenged Birdbones [115/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Colty's clock.
[12/06/13 10:40:22] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:33 towards level 61.
[12/06/13 17:32:05] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:24:39 from level 61.
[12/07/13 00:52:20] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:51 towards level 61.
[12/07/13 02:10:49] Colty [6/248] has challenged Birdbones [368/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Colty's clock.
[12/07/13 06:40:35] Cliph, aarontc, and c0de [229/904] have team battled Prometheus, Birdbones, and dwfreed [685/1849] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/13 03:34:36] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:30 towards level 61.
[12/09/13 15:16:39] Kelet, Birdbones, and AbrahamLinksys [1323/1636] have team battled ovf, archlich, and Mustek [624/1132] and won! 1 day, 07:17:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/13 16:58:29] sdamashek, DarkGhost, and Bkid [296/1112] have team battled junktext, Birdbones, and Cliph [1333/1624] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/13 18:31:47] dwfreed [108/421] has come upon Birdbones [312/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:19:01 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/12/13 03:49:12] Birdbones [572/639] has challenged aarontc [315/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/12/13 09:50:38] Birdbones [451/639] has challenged OrranjJulius [245/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:25:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/12/13 10:54:41] pfoley [22/350] has challenged Birdbones [174/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/13/13 09:38:40] jimi [37/45] has challenged Birdbones [553/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to jimi's clock.
[12/13/13 15:58:07] Birdbones [44/639] has challenged yano [596/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/13/13 15:59:52] crisdev [2/6] has challenged Birdbones [24/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to crisdev's clock.
[12/13/13 23:54:41] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:12 towards level 61.
[12/15/13 10:53:35] Birdbones [424/639] has challenged Furry [361/508] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/15/13 12:08:55] Majak [283/338] has challenged Birdbones [231/639] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:02:38 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/16/13 16:53:31] nb_ff [58/470] has come upon Birdbones [314/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:24 is added to nb_ff's clock.
[12/17/13 10:13:30] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:34:25 towards level 62.
[12/18/13 06:57:47] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:27:05 towards level 62.
[12/18/13 07:51:04] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:14:52 towards level 62.
[12/22/13 21:35:41] Nayru [274/437] has challenged Birdbones [577/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Nayru's clock.
[12/23/13 15:16:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 19 days, 21:27:30 toward level 62.
[12/23/13 18:47:37] dwfreed [314/421] has come upon Birdbones [102/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:07:55 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/24/13 23:40:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 14:51:25 from level 62.
[12/25/13 13:43:30] gideonstar [183/450] has come upon Birdbones [392/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:20 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[12/26/13 08:13:55] avocado [124/876] has challenged Birdbones [403/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:01 is added to avocado's clock.
[12/27/13 06:23:13] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:01 towards level 62.
[12/27/13 08:10:50] Wayneoween, Pici, and Birdbones [683/1995] have team battled preflex, desspugne, and aarontc [13/1404] and won! 1 day, 19:55:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/13 08:52:48] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:04 towards level 62.
[12/27/13 18:08:57] ovf, iViLe, Birdbones, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/13 03:57:07] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:18 from level 62.
[12/28/13 09:37:14] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:02:52 is added to his clock.
[12/28/13 21:30:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 02:54:31 toward level 62.
[12/29/13 14:28:33] Xpktro, vrillusions, and Birdbones [1245/2100] have team battled suterismus, Ulrich, and SeySayux [623/2133] and won! 0 days, 04:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/13 14:38:23] Birdbones has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:00 from level 62.
[12/29/13 17:44:31] Birdbones [558/639] has come upon gipyelrah [358/878] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/13 10:27:10] Birdbones [234/639] has come upon Wayneoween [364/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/13 19:04:25] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:31 towards level 62.
[12/30/13 19:51:18] Birdbones [592/639] has challenged Lightstalker [311/414] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:38:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/13 21:20:52] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:03 towards level 63.
[12/31/13 15:02:23] Shr3k [71/197] has challenged Birdbones [502/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Shr3k's clock.
[01/01/14 03:11:48] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:39 towards level 63.
[01/01/14 23:57:44] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:31:18 from level 63.
[01/02/14 04:12:17] brentwalther, grooverider, and allo [1237/2344] have team battled jose, Birdbones, and iViLe [743/2025] and won! 1 day, 16:49:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/14 04:48:19] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:36:49 towards level 63.
[01/02/14 05:04:58] Birdbones [522/639] has come upon Ulrich [237/389] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:20:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/02/14 05:35:57] rmbell.the.great, three18ti, and sasaniak [389/1702] have team battled Birdbones, BlastHardcheese, and jose [1090/2382] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/14 16:29:09] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:19:23 towards level 63.
[01/02/14 20:15:08] Shr3k [183/324] has challenged Birdbones [567/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Shr3k's clock.
[01/03/14 04:00:00] Birdbones [519/639] has challenged vegadark [581/922] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:52:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/05/14 11:12:58] Birdbones [587/639] has challenged SeySayux [280/460] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:36:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/08/14 09:29:53] bigjay [18/733] has challenged Birdbones [134/639] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:38:37 is added to bigjay's clock.
[01/08/14 11:45:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 6 days, 17:57:23 toward level 63.
[01/09/14 09:49:43] AngryParsley, Bombur, and Zammo [2662/2670] have team battled Ulrich, Hester, and Birdbones [846/1283] and won! 4 days, 03:02:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 12:49:37] neuro [153/937] has come upon Birdbones [212/639] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:50:14 is added to neuro's clock.
[01/11/14 23:51:06] Birdbones [474/639] has challenged three18ti [92/365] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:55:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/12/14 18:43:20] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:58:46 from level 63.
[01/12/14 21:56:22] mthw [265/441] has challenged Birdbones [177/639] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:17:37 is removed from mthw's clock.
[01/13/14 17:59:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 13 days, 03:20:35 toward level 63.
[01/13/14 23:00:51] ovf, seisgatos, and Hans.Wurst [912/1698] have team battled kenyon, Birdbones, and allo [1542/2489] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/14 08:03:08] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:16:11 is added to his clock.
[01/15/14 14:46:46] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:33 towards level 63.
[01/15/14 17:45:35] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:46:42 from level 63.
[01/16/14 18:26:39] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:26 from level 63.
[01/18/14 04:27:40] Simie [608/748] has challenged Birdbones [433/639] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:58:09 is removed from Simie's clock.
[01/18/14 16:37:39] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:32 towards level 63.
[01/19/14 00:15:40] Birdbones [171/639] has come upon filinep [287/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/19/14 02:44:14] Birdbones misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:11 from level 63.
[01/19/14 05:30:17] filinep [755/871] has challenged Birdbones [595/639] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from filinep's clock.
[01/19/14 07:13:00] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:03 towards level 63.
[01/19/14 11:39:14] jose [55/893] has come upon Birdbones [451/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:59 is added to jose's clock.
[01/19/14 17:07:12] Birdbones, teiresias, and Fogel [1210/1721] have team battled Kinsmir, ChiefRA, and Gullinborsti [1131/1405] and won! 0 days, 14:34:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/14 00:08:08] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:10 towards level 63.
[01/21/14 13:48:35] Birdbones [260/639] has challenged dwfreed [321/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:55 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/22/14 04:52:28] Reaper [859/906] has challenged Birdbones [88/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:13:28 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[01/22/14 13:04:37] Birdbones [332/684] has challenged Ulrich [303/403] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/22/14 15:55:23] SeySayux [109/460] has challenged Birdbones [610/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:56:10 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[01/22/14 21:56:56] Vostok [729/751] has challenged Birdbones [450/684] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:30 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[01/23/14 06:15:07] Barry [38/79] has challenged Birdbones [447/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/23/14 12:21:08] ajhgfa [329/444] has come upon Birdbones [307/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:30:25 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[01/24/14 07:18:13] dwfreed [297/435] has come upon Birdbones [307/684] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:27:37 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/25/14 01:46:38] Killerkid [57/560] has come upon Birdbones [229/684] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:27:46 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/26/14 04:51:44] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:05:13 towards level 64.
[01/26/14 15:54:35] keeper_c [90/1157] has come upon Birdbones [238/684] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 00:06:34 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[01/28/14 07:11:02] Killerkid, RansomTime, and Birdbones [360/1833] have team battled Nayru, Wayneoween, and MadHatter [785/1621] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/14 18:34:12] dwfreed [194/435] has challenged Birdbones [351/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:47 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/28/14 18:35:00] brimstone [97/391] has come upon Birdbones [97/684] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:55:39 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[01/29/14 09:46:10] Birdbones [216/684] has come upon addatoo [180/225] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:19:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/29/14 18:44:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 22 days, 18:09:44 toward level 64.
[01/30/14 19:34:45] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:14:54 towards level 64.
[01/31/14 09:10:52] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:23 towards level 64.
[01/31/14 16:51:00] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:10 towards level 64.
[02/01/14 18:59:58] rasputo [619/739] has challenged Birdbones [14/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:19:36 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[02/02/14 03:31:18] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:31 towards level 64.
[02/02/14 11:01:02] idisjunction, m0shbear, and TROGDOR [921/1548] have team battled CFSworks, Birdbones, and RedW [1494/2300] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/14 19:27:53] addatoo [183/281] has challenged Birdbones [322/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to addatoo's clock.
[02/06/14 02:06:54] we6jbo [107/378] has come upon Birdbones [595/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:39 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[02/08/14 17:42:05] Birdbones [197/684] has challenged yond [609/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:36:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/09/14 04:45:04] Ttech [51/1168] has challenged Birdbones [650/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:10:22 is added to Ttech's clock.
[02/10/14 11:41:32] luminoso [211/336] has challenged Birdbones [318/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to luminoso's clock.
[02/10/14 15:51:45] Robocop [105/275] has challenged Birdbones [229/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Robocop's clock.
[02/11/14 08:59:35] Kinsmir, Cameron_D, and Birdbones [836/2209] have team battled Furry, AngryParsley, and ahmiq [1238/2208] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/14 04:41:29] oooooo, ahmiq, and Birdbones [415/1595] have team battled nitzer, Heavylobster, and dxrt [1338/1500] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/14 03:47:00] Shandy [4/12] has challenged Birdbones [417/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Shandy's clock.
[02/14/14 11:15:13] Birdbones, cirdan, m0shbear, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/14 23:40:48] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:45 towards level 64.
[02/18/14 01:16:22] a1291762 [189/220] has challenged Birdbones [587/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to a1291762's clock.
[02/18/14 14:51:03] Birdbones [57/684] has challenged rxcomm [366/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/14 23:53:15] Birdbones [571/684] has challenged desspugne [69/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:05:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/19/14 01:33:46] gylgamesh, Birdbones, and isharted [1123/1438] have team battled Avon, keeper_c, and ChiefRA [1322/2424] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/14 05:54:41] Birdbones [319/684] has challenged rmbell.the.great [218/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:21:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/19/14 13:45:39] dwfreed [391/435] has come upon Birdbones [272/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:35:36 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/19/14 14:56:45] Gizmokid2005 [617/1006] has challenged Birdbones [341/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:47:13 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/20/14 02:59:31] Birdbones [644/684] has challenged vegadark [275/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:47:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/20/14 06:40:55] a1291762 [6/263] has challenged Birdbones [543/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to a1291762's clock.
[02/20/14 12:03:51] elf [137/823] has challenged Birdbones [640/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:44 is added to elf's clock.
[02/24/14 16:37:56] Doctor, Birdbones, and wakeupscreaming [263/2014] have team battled felipe, CornFly, and Simie [237/1802] and won! 0 days, 00:11:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/14 21:00:17] aarontc, iViLe, and Fluttershy [724/1566] have team battled Birdbones, neuro, and ajhgfa [1917/2106] and lost! 1 day, 03:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/14 04:34:53] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:31 towards level 64.
[02/26/14 08:01:57] Birdbones [287/684] has challenged woonack [574/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/26/14 08:27:01] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:56 towards level 64.
[02/27/14 06:15:44] Birdbones [223/813] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [850/1013] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/27/14 17:01:10] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:46:58 from level 65.
[02/27/14 17:11:00] Meetch_the_Bold [304/584] has challenged Birdbones [768/813] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:35 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[02/28/14 13:01:23] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:43:02 towards level 65.
[02/28/14 14:39:50] Birdbones [273/813] has come upon greycat [42/814] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:11:26 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/14 15:19:28] EngierkO, Godisme, and Ttech [779/2224] have team battled MontyZuma, Birdbones, and Adar [471/2033] and won! 0 days, 00:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/14 19:18:31] Birdbones [24/813] has challenged RedW [349/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:50:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/01/14 03:52:27] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:53:19 towards level 65.
[03/01/14 08:27:10] grooverider [33/931] has come upon Birdbones [127/813] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:43 is added to grooverider's clock.
[03/01/14 12:49:37] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:54 towards level 65.
[03/01/14 21:23:55] Birdbones [286/813] has challenged vrillusions [422/1067] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:15:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/02/14 11:34:07] isharted, gideonstar, and Birdbones [1436/1713] have team battled XJR-9, ovf, and CaShY [347/1404] and won! 0 days, 05:39:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/14 08:26:14] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:50:46 towards level 65.
[03/03/14 12:35:39] prattmic [154/343] has challenged Birdbones [804/813] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/09/14 18:10:07] Birdbones [82/813] has challenged Beavis [308/1005] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:21:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/10/14 15:15:27] Birdbones [233/813] has challenged Godisme [428/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:24:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/11/14 10:30:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 31 days, 06:09:32 from level 65.
[03/11/14 16:51:48] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:45:43 towards level 65.
[03/14/14 17:19:21] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:36:04 towards level 65.
[03/16/14 06:41:47] Birdbones, gipyelrah, and XJR-9 [180/2441] have team battled q3k, blizgerg, and charitwo [1536/1700] and lost! 5 days, 11:16:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/14 09:04:53] isharted, kork, and Lenny [417/1847] have team battled Furry, sartan, and Birdbones [310/2315] and won! 0 days, 10:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 21:23:37] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:18:00 from level 65.
[03/17/14 07:56:20] DemosDemon [545/650] has challenged Birdbones [27/824] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:43 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[03/17/14 21:59:59] Birdbones [133/824] has challenged TauPan [13/338] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:58:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/17/14 23:29:46] Birdbones [556/824] has come upon jdpage [15/328] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:46:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/18/14 00:48:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 09:55:21 from level 65.
[03/18/14 19:12:33] Birdbones, kk4pou, and kork [1282/1348] have team battled PiotrekD, Shayanjm, and Meistarin [698/1220] and won! 0 days, 00:49:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 00:45:26] brendan, kensington, and Hrmph [1102/1768] have team battled Birdbones, STMelon, and Wayneoween [450/1892] and won! 0 days, 10:03:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 08:29:55] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:07:29 from level 65.
[03/20/14 09:31:38] rym_ [315/319] has challenged Birdbones [274/824] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:22 is removed from rym_'s clock.
[03/20/14 12:37:58] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:49:27 towards level 65.
[03/21/14 07:21:26] aarontc [771/783] has challenged Birdbones [273/824] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:20 is removed from aarontc's clock.
[03/21/14 18:47:10] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:04:10 towards level 65.
[03/22/14 05:04:22] zinya, Birdbones, and irix [2275/2285] have team battled greycat, Reaper, and felipe [1964/2262] and won! 1 day, 01:48:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 09:59:25] Sepiroth [28/68] has challenged Birdbones [217/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to Sepiroth's clock.
[03/22/14 11:21:14] idleOne [591/884] has come upon Birdbones [670/824] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:28:43 is added to idleOne's clock.
[03/24/14 12:32:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 8 days, 16:12:07 toward level 65.
[03/25/14 01:03:01] Darky [544/564] has come upon Birdbones [764/824] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:44:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/25/14 08:46:27] AbrahamLinksys, Yankee, and CornFly [802/1705] have team battled Furry, Ulrich, and Birdbones [1091/1780] and lost! 2 days, 05:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/14 21:01:52] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:07 towards level 65.
[03/26/14 09:58:41] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:46:02 is added to his clock.
[03/26/14 13:23:18] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:24:31 from level 65.
[03/26/14 16:05:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 23:11:02 from level 65.
[03/27/14 09:59:09] jdpage, ChiefRA, Birdbones, and prime have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/14 07:29:02] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:18:29 towards level 65.
[03/29/14 00:49:05] Birdbones [599/824] has come upon ElectRo [992/1296] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:05:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/29/14 06:26:20] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:50:30 towards level 65.
[03/29/14 08:11:43] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:59:50 from level 65.
[03/29/14 12:32:57] Birdbones [192/824] has come upon aucg [16/695] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:09:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/29/14 15:18:10] Birdbones [239/824] has challenged tsh [696/947] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:46:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/30/14 02:40:15] paysties [697/982] has come upon Birdbones [2/824] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:33:14 is removed from paysties's clock.
[03/30/14 12:14:23] idleOne [831/884] has come upon Birdbones [238/824] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:04:22 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[03/30/14 16:26:18] Scar3cr0w [135/709] has challenged Birdbones [424/824] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:41:36 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[04/01/14 04:31:05] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:54:28 is added to his clock.
[04/01/14 20:05:32] iridis_discurro [277/336] has challenged Birdbones [327/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[04/03/14 04:29:22] psilocide [48/315] has challenged Birdbones [165/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to psilocide's clock.
[04/03/14 08:09:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 01:36:22 toward level 65.
[04/03/14 14:13:25] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:21:33 from level 65.
[04/04/14 10:37:24] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:19:43 is added to his clock.
[04/07/14 01:05:34] Birdbones [223/824] has come upon bairyn [390/575] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:16:59 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/07/14 02:54:29] SiliticX [6/291] has challenged Birdbones [122/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to SiliticX's clock.
[04/08/14 13:24:42] junktext [228/600] has come upon Birdbones [284/824] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:28 is added to junktext's clock.
[04/10/14 21:38:52] PeepHammer [155/177] has challenged Birdbones [526/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to PeepHammer's clock.
[04/11/14 01:20:11] Yankee [248/710] has challenged Birdbones [550/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:21:38 is added to Yankee's clock.
[04/12/14 06:52:49] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:58:49 from level 65.
[04/14/14 07:39:48] D4CH_RPi [408/597] has challenged Birdbones [592/824] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:14:52 is added to D4CH_RPi's clock.
[04/14/14 17:40:35] strugart [409/445] has challenged Birdbones [338/824] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from strugart's clock.
[04/14/14 19:55:18] mostlybadfly [0/1] has challenged Birdbones [759/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to mostlybadfly's clock.
[04/14/14 20:38:46] DouweM [7/10] has challenged Birdbones [570/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to DouweM's clock.
[04/15/14 07:14:25] ahmiq [14/749] has challenged Birdbones [461/824] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[04/15/14 11:38:55] idisjunction, mthw, Birdbones, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/14 14:13:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 9 days, 20:57:01 toward level 65.
[04/15/14 20:45:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 23:29:09 toward level 65.
[04/16/14 19:54:54] woonack [725/732] has challenged Birdbones [86/824] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:38:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/17/14 12:59:20] Nathan [94/664] has challenged Birdbones [236/824] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:57 is added to Nathan's clock.
[04/17/14 22:21:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 18:47:17 toward level 65.
[04/19/14 13:45:50] rasputo, aarontc, and mthw [774/2264] have team battled naw, Birdbones, and brentwalther [1239/1745] and lost! 1 day, 04:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/14 15:23:57] Nofew, simple, and Birdbones [533/1677] have team battled Ardetus, Furry, and filinep [70/1131] and won! 0 days, 05:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/14 11:50:13] Birdbones [484/825] has challenged jmaugue [60/375] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/20/14 17:18:30] Birdbones [427/825] has challenged fester [319/609] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:46:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/21/14 06:35:04] suterismus [525/1253] has come upon Birdbones [236/825] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:04:41 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/21/14 07:42:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 10 days, 08:10:07 toward level 66.
[04/21/14 19:47:14] Darky, neurospex, and Birdbones [1647/2442] have team battled Ttech, jeaye, and Tyr [974/1683] and won! 4 days, 09:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/14 01:37:31] fester [32/609] has come upon Birdbones [32/825] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:30:58 is removed from fester's clock.
[04/22/14 20:49:57] adamus1red, Spazturtle, and DaJoker29 [726/1957] have team battled Birdbones, Prometheus, and Doctor [1282/2131] and lost! 0 days, 13:19:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/14 20:36:34] Birdbones, IdleMaster, Nathan, and brentwalther have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/14 02:40:49] Doctor [1/527] has come upon Birdbones [725/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:28:22 is added to Doctor's clock.
[04/28/14 05:52:04] Tenorman [245/757] has come upon Birdbones [311/830] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:54:11 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/28/14 23:40:47] elf [770/822] has come upon Birdbones [109/830] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:50:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/29/14 07:26:03] Birdbones [57/830] has come upon Cenhinen [276/741] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:13:41 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/30/14 07:19:15] Birdbones [829/830] has challenged brendan [347/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:46:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.

[05/02/14 00:00:43] Scar3cr0w, naori, and Birdbones [1153/2265] have team battled mostlybadfly, Beavis, and yond [1021/2163] and won! 0 days, 02:24:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/14 19:09:34] Birdbones [4/830] has come upon SpamMage [258/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:43:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/03/14 20:42:04] iridis_discurro [5/611] has challenged Birdbones [584/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:35 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[05/05/14 00:17:08] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:53:06 from level 66.
[05/05/14 01:15:21] archlich [433/660] has come upon Birdbones [23/830] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:36:32 is removed from archlich's clock.
[05/05/14 07:29:13] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:18:15 from level 66.
[05/07/14 04:30:49] Ulrich, digitaldonk, and Birdbones [536/1999] have team battled Zarthus, Shr3k, and tmberg [226/1831] and won! 2 days, 09:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/14 19:54:30] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:24 towards level 66.
[05/09/14 03:19:32] Birdbones [406/837] has challenged m0shbear [235/724] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:05:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/09/14 16:57:37] neurospex [949/1053] has come upon Birdbones [381/837] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:59:30 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/11/14 07:34:02] bairyn [383/575] has challenged Birdbones [524/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:17 is added to bairyn's clock.
[05/12/14 23:55:40] Birdbones [176/837] has come upon felipe [436/626] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:22:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/13/14 04:48:31] Birdbones [88/837] has challenged Majak [18/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/13/14 06:37:29] allo, yasdorian, and agrajag [1791/1812] have team battled Tenorman, elf, and Birdbones [369/2410] and won! 0 days, 16:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/14 10:56:03] ruan, Hydrogenum, and Birdbones [2107/2703] have team battled Tenorman, FrodoTheHobbit, and Doctor [720/2080] and won! 0 days, 10:09:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/14 12:31:59] Kronos [167/350] has challenged Birdbones [811/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Kronos's clock.
[05/13/14 21:24:07] tmberg, Shr3k, and FrodoTheHobbit [715/2274] have team battled Birdbones, XJR-9, and Babar [794/2418] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/14 23:38:23] Ninji [176/286] has come upon Birdbones [645/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:21 is added to Ninji's clock.
[05/15/14 17:05:26] filinep [165/426] has challenged Birdbones [146/837] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:20:26 is removed from filinep's clock.
[05/15/14 20:08:31] yond [662/846] has come upon Birdbones [760/837] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:53:25 is added to yond's clock.
[05/15/14 22:21:43] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:34 towards level 66.
[05/16/14 04:08:45] Doctor [201/532] has challenged Birdbones [74/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:02 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[05/16/14 22:14:19] Birdbones [428/837] has challenged isharted [256/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:11:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/17/14 01:35:45] iridis_discurro, allo, and IoP [217/1757] have team battled Jens, keith, and Birdbones [159/1814] and won! 0 days, 06:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/14 12:16:17] Birdbones [85/858] has challenged galex [21/238] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:03:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/19/14 00:55:04] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:43:44 towards level 67.
[05/19/14 15:03:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 08:23:12 from level 67.
[05/20/14 10:35:56] suterismus [963/1253] has come upon Birdbones [256/858] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:01:27 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/21/14 05:45:24] Birdbones [483/858] has challenged Devrim [437/524] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:54:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/21/14 23:53:18] m3ct0n [127/231] has come upon Birdbones [744/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:30 is added to m3ct0n's clock.
[05/22/14 06:53:09] aucg [163/695] has challenged Birdbones [280/858] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:10:17 is added to aucg's clock.
[05/22/14 12:41:11] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:34:44 towards level 67.
[05/23/14 17:18:16] Birdbones, Fogel, Ulrich, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/14 18:33:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 27 days, 08:14:57 toward level 67.
[05/24/14 02:16:48] Birdbones [369/858] has come upon ElectRo [807/1296] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:42:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/24/14 16:35:07] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/14 22:59:08] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:40 from level 67.
[05/26/14 13:23:37] Birdbones [640/846] has challenged yond [564/867] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:43:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/27/14 03:59:37] zid [49/413] has come upon Birdbones [79/846] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:46 is added to zid's clock.
[05/27/14 05:53:30] Birdbones [302/846] has come upon DemosDemon [196/618] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:28:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/28/14 04:29:19] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:38 towards level 67.
[05/29/14 13:07:07] Yoda [247/307] has challenged Birdbones [746/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Yoda's clock.
[05/30/14 09:19:54] Sixbierehomme [85/252] has challenged Birdbones [459/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/30/14 17:20:17] Plasmastar [240/476] has come upon Birdbones [427/846] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:39:56 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/30/14 21:43:35] Ennd [14/193] has challenged Birdbones [39/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Ennd's clock.
[05/31/14 16:10:29] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:33 towards level 67.
[05/31/14 19:34:17] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:30 towards level 67.
[05/31/14 20:15:37] Shr3k [118/585] has challenged Birdbones [355/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Shr3k's clock.
[05/31/14 23:29:39] Syloq, Birdbones, Cameron_D, and keeper_c have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/14 10:55:03] garthog [10/250] has challenged Birdbones [839/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to garthog's clock.
[07/29/14 14:24:39] Birdbones [633/846] has challenged Alfie [186/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/30/14 12:04:32] lovek323, Gunther, and Vargink [1055/1077] have team battled zinya, Birdbones, and DeletedTwice [180/1885] and won! 0 days, 02:21:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/14 16:10:37] Simie, Birdbones, a1291762, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/14 17:19:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 07:00:41 toward level 67.
[07/30/14 20:16:13] Rarity [239/257] has challenged Birdbones [36/846] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[07/31/14 17:38:55] Daeke [88/206] has challenged Birdbones [671/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Daeke's clock.
[07/31/14 20:58:40] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:41 towards level 67.
[07/31/14 23:37:55] Birdbones was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:47 from level 67.
[08/01/14 12:30:48] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:49 towards level 67.
[08/01/14 13:20:24] Meistarin [53/864] has come upon Birdbones [487/846] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:52 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[08/02/14 00:44:44] Birdbones [700/846] has challenged Mateusz [146/742] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/02/14 00:44:44] In the fierce battle, Mateusz dropped his level 69 ring! Birdbones picks it up, tossing his old level 32 ring to Mateusz.
[08/02/14 00:45:20] kaplejon, PriceChild, Birdbones, and pekster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/14 01:27:58] pants [91/480] has come upon Birdbones [849/879] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:05:18 is added to pants's clock.
[08/02/14 20:15:09] a1291762 [140/603] has challenged Birdbones [477/879] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to a1291762's clock.
[08/02/14 22:45:43] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:08:07 towards level 68.
[08/02/14 22:46:56] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:48:01 is added to his clock.
[08/02/14 23:53:16] Birdbones [162/879] has challenged Virtual [1031/1107] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:19:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/03/14 07:16:42] FrodoTheHobbit [677/797] has come upon Birdbones [321/879] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:52:48 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[08/03/14 07:16:42] FrodoTheHobbit [309/797] has come upon Birdbones [743/879] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:05:44 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[08/03/14 16:57:15] bl4ckscor3 [197/254] has challenged Birdbones [816/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/03/14 22:31:44] PriceChild [490/506] has come upon Birdbones [118/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:39:00 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[08/04/14 16:47:37] Birdbones, dindinx, and godog [1177/1434] have team battled TauPan, AKBlindy, and pekster [399/1109] and won! 0 days, 00:00:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/14 05:07:16] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:47:18 from level 68.
[08/06/14 07:04:35] Birdbones [244/879] has come upon DemosDemon [216/613] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:30:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/07/14 03:49:16] dxrt [712/823] has come upon Birdbones [21/879] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:49:01 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[08/07/14 11:06:42] Birdbones [676/879] has come upon Virtual [435/1107] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:18:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/14 01:31:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 20:34:26 toward level 68.
[08/08/14 20:04:36] Birdbones [46/879] has come upon r00f [107/343] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:09:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/09/14 21:30:02] Birdbones [347/879] has come upon Stoertebeker [355/381] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:11:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/10/14 10:57:59] Birdbones [665/879] has come upon aucg [263/695] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:24:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/10/14 17:03:22] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:13:52 towards level 68.
[08/10/14 22:38:28] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:20:05 from level 68.
[08/11/14 06:32:28] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:48 towards level 68.
[08/11/14 12:30:06] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:16:44 is added to his clock.
[08/12/14 14:57:29] CornFly [104/472] has come upon Birdbones [210/879] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:39:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/13/14 05:00:50] Birdbones [103/879] has challenged Cypher [76/551] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:52:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/13/14 12:02:54] jmaugue [269/383] has challenged Birdbones [818/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:12 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[08/14/14 10:16:17] dxrt, Birdbones, and gipyelrah [102/2643] have team battled Dreadlish, paysties, and kaplejon [1038/1338] and lost! 1 day, 13:49:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/14 21:52:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 04:18:54 toward level 68.
[08/20/14 11:03:46] idisjunction, agrajag, and Chenzw [419/1788] have team battled Birdbones, Nathan, and cxz [12/1667] and won! 0 days, 12:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/14 14:18:31] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:45 from level 68.
[08/20/14 23:40:48] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:09:22 towards level 68.
[08/21/14 03:42:26] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:58 towards level 68.
[08/21/14 06:30:35] mostlybadfly [109/408] has challenged Birdbones [250/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:23 is added to mostlybadfly's clock.
[08/22/14 01:46:18] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:52:46 is added to his clock.
[08/22/14 07:12:30] Birdbones [712/879] has come upon Agent86 [79/102] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:10:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/22/14 10:37:09] simple, Birdbones, and Toagac [1318/2033] have team battled dindinx, Str1ngS, and G33KY [58/1454] and won! 0 days, 15:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/14 10:37:54] Birdbones [393/879] has challenged greycat [483/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/22/14 16:39:31] Birdbones [473/879] has challenged kenyon [970/1016] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:53:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/22/14 21:40:24] Derpy [98/398] has challenged Birdbones [306/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Derpy's clock.
[08/23/14 09:18:56] honkybonky, gipyelrah, Birdbones, and idleOne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/14 17:08:00] Vostok, rww, and Gizmokid2005 [585/2143] have team battled yawgmoth, Birdbones, and Trondby [279/1849] and won! 0 days, 12:20:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/14 03:17:53] Birdbones [499/879] has come upon yano [341/1068] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/24/14 13:51:37] SchrodingersScat [169/729] has challenged Birdbones [862/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:51 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/26/14 11:40:55] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:23:18 from level 68.
[08/26/14 18:06:46] Valkor [33/899] has challenged Birdbones [632/879] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:24:46 is added to Valkor's clock.
[08/26/14 22:29:17] Nullestia [130/288] has challenged Birdbones [120/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Nullestia's clock.
[08/26/14 22:29:17] Nullestia has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:45:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/27/14 02:11:19] digitaldonk [116/1026] has challenged Birdbones [776/879] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:57:07 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[08/27/14 08:21:19] Lair [5/63] has challenged Birdbones [79/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Lair's clock.
[08/28/14 00:17:32] Birdbones [744/879] has challenged yasdorian [246/663] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:24:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/14 10:59:11] disk [7/184] has come upon Birdbones [4/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:15 is removed from disk's clock.
[08/28/14 13:19:16] vrillusions, honkybonky, and Gizmokid2005 [1300/2734] have team battled Birdbones, Revi, and prattmic [540/2029] and won! 0 days, 10:14:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/14 17:11:58] r00f, SpamMage, and Birdbones [877/1902] have team battled Diesel, sjefen6, and yasdorian [493/1450] and won! 1 day, 13:24:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/14 06:31:58] Birdbones [487/879] has come upon Vegitha [114/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:32:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/01/14 06:49:44] mostlybadfly [19/408] has challenged Birdbones [308/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:33 is added to mostlybadfly's clock.
[09/01/14 22:54:15] Birdbones [161/879] has challenged digitaldonk [70/1026] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/02/14 11:55:19] Birdbones [691/879] has come upon CornFly [222/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/03/14 04:02:36] Cypher [194/548] has challenged Birdbones [809/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:52:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/04/14 03:11:14] Nofew [218/425] has challenged Birdbones [97/887] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:53:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/04/14 10:13:14] Birdbones [577/887] has challenged aarontc [488/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:49:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/04/14 12:15:25] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:21 from level 68.
[09/05/14 05:19:02] Birdbones [657/887] has challenged pixelate [393/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:04:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/05/14 05:19:02] Birdbones has dealt pixelate a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:32:35 is added to pixelate's clock.
[09/06/14 23:38:22] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:22 from level 68.
[09/07/14 23:59:51] Birdbones [311/887] has challenged grooverider [893/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:15 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/08/14 07:07:23] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:38 towards level 68.
[09/08/14 10:08:05] Birdbones [186/889] has challenged lolwut [548/795] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/08/14 14:03:54] Birdbones [468/889] has challenged bigjay [249/628] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:44:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/09/14 13:11:02] Birdbones [198/889] has challenged brentwalther [223/841] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:02:39 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/09/14 17:12:14] greycat [143/846] has challenged Birdbones [231/889] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:33:32 is added to greycat's clock.
[09/09/14 20:24:43] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:01:56 from level 69.
[09/09/14 23:20:18] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:12:08 towards level 69.
[09/10/14 18:18:10] PiotrekD, Arcticfox48, and Birdbones [1413/1836] have team battled vrillusions, Gunther, and SchrodingersScat [884/2322] and won! 0 days, 00:34:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/14 18:35:56] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 22:05:35 is added to his clock.
[09/11/14 17:38:49] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 09:57:22 is added to his clock.
[09/11/14 23:03:57] h00k [909/915] has come upon Birdbones [814/889] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:03 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/12/14 08:29:49] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:12:05 from level 69.
[09/12/14 10:34:27] TauPan [341/352] has challenged Birdbones [336/868] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:32:29 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[09/15/14 18:54:45] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 03:15:01 is added to his clock.
[09/15/14 23:50:50] Birdbones misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:27:58 from level 69.
[09/16/14 01:00:44] Birdbones [193/868] has challenged brian448 [80/189] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:01:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/16/14 18:05:40] BachePorro [47/578] has challenged Birdbones [237/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:29 is added to BachePorro's clock.
[09/16/14 19:03:33] yasdorian, m0shbear, and kensington [883/1844] have team battled Wayneoween, Birdbones, and Nathan [1169/1963] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/14 00:07:26] Birdbones [490/868] has challenged kenyon [252/1033] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:42:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/17/14 21:13:25] Birdbones [583/868] has challenged Cameron_D [497/974] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:19:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/18/14 00:14:19] gideonstar [131/669] has challenged Birdbones [623/868] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:36:45 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[09/19/14 13:16:20] kork, Birdbones, and Doctor [484/1652] have team battled zid, Sir_Lemming, and Krenz [1356/1788] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/14 23:53:51] Birdbones [157/868] has come upon gravis [63/448] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:23:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/20/14 10:57:16] Birdbones [104/868] has come upon zid [317/454] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:20:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/20/14 19:16:23] Birdbones [40/868] has come upon Jareeta [437/920] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:11:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/21/14 11:17:50] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:12:42 from level 69.
[09/21/14 22:42:45] yano [209/1023] has challenged Birdbones [766/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:09:46 is added to yano's clock.
[09/22/14 13:51:23] Fluttershy [181/378] has challenged Birdbones [639/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:35:35 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/22/14 22:40:10] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:00:02 towards level 69.
[09/23/14 15:29:23] m0shbear, Birdbones, and advocatus [1116/1970] have team battled Totengeist, argus, and Vargink [958/1527] and won! 0 days, 06:36:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 14:07:19] TehKitti [166/415] has challenged Birdbones [0/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from TehKitti's clock.
[09/24/14 14:31:33] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 06:42:18 is added to his clock.
[09/25/14 05:29:26] FenrirWolf [94/343] has come upon Birdbones [628/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:11:21 is added to FenrirWolf's clock.
[09/25/14 14:47:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 46 days, 21:26:20 toward level 69.
[09/25/14 20:57:44] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:12:34 from level 69.
[09/29/14 23:42:37] Hydrogenum [394/963] has challenged Birdbones [183/868] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:47:11 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[09/30/14 14:12:26] SlowRiot [62/357] has challenged Birdbones [533/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/30/14 18:53:18] VonGuard [278/429] has come upon Birdbones [645/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:00 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[10/01/14 00:11:09] Birdbones [642/868] has challenged w3stside [27/303] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:54:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/01/14 05:12:25] Birdbones [38/868] has challenged dindinx [483/490] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:46:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/01/14 12:36:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 10 days, 14:32:03 toward level 69.
[10/01/14 13:53:32] Daeke [256/384] has challenged Birdbones [29/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from Daeke's clock.
[10/03/14 03:24:44] Sir_Lemming [87/519] has challenged Birdbones [679/868] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:35:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/03/14 12:46:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 7 days, 17:40:03 toward level 69.
[10/04/14 05:18:10] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:18 from level 69.
[10/04/14 17:00:57] gideonstar, honkybonky, and fattrat [1516/1754] have team battled sasaniak, ovf, and Birdbones [2020/2072] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/14 21:52:49] Birdbones [392/868] has come upon pants [270/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/14 18:41:08] XJR-9 [419/678] has challenged Birdbones [62/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:52 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[10/06/14 03:43:34] Birdbones [243/868] has challenged dyreshark [249/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/07/14 01:45:55] TehKitti [42/472] has challenged Birdbones [421/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[10/07/14 02:12:38] r00f, Diesel, kenyon, and Birdbones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/14 02:49:48] yano [214/1023] has challenged Birdbones [771/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:44:13 is added to yano's clock.
[10/07/14 07:16:32] Birdbones [755/868] has challenged kapitanluffy [360/651] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/07/14 07:51:14] Birdbones [244/868] has challenged paklido [524/547] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:55:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/08/14 01:18:55] pixelate [92/529] has challenged Birdbones [630/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to pixelate's clock.
[10/08/14 06:21:00] Birdbones [558/868] has come upon Gunther [63/557] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:47:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/11/14 21:25:47] Birdbones [613/868] has challenged Adar [749/808] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:36:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/12/14 20:04:36] agrajag, SlowRiot, and lovek323 [18/1199] have team battled Birdbones, Cameron_D, and woonack [546/2611] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/14 07:10:26] Birdbones [221/868] has come upon andrewhuntley [202/318] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:28:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/13/14 17:15:43] bigjay, CornFly, and Killerkid [1284/1618] have team battled Majak, Birdbones, and agrajag [1592/1607] and lost! 4 days, 06:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/14 17:39:01] Str1ngS [115/398] has challenged Birdbones [477/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:14 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[10/14/14 09:43:45] Birdbones [538/868] has challenged paklido [21/546] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:18:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/14/14 20:44:28] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:13:25 towards level 70.
[10/14/14 23:32:54] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:34:08 towards level 70.
[10/15/14 01:44:04] Birdbones [103/868] has come upon grooverider [893/950] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:41:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/15/14 02:49:00] Tenorman [454/796] has challenged Birdbones [555/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:46 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/26/14 22:15:58] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:10:37 from level 70.
[10/26/14 22:32:27] Curlybear, Vargink, and Tenorman [1431/1551] have team battled Birdbones, r00f, and Darky [1803/1881] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/14 11:10:35] ifsp [8/13] has challenged Birdbones [413/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to ifsp's clock.
[10/27/14 22:31:45] Birdbones [44/868] has challenged Flynn [430/513] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:07:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/28/14 08:34:34] Birdbones [807/868] has challenged aucg [338/712] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:09:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/30/14 16:53:24] Gizmokid2005, brentwalther, and yond [1249/2703] have team battled davidfg4, Birdbones, and nfsnobody [1534/1752] and lost! 1 day, 08:31:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/14 14:45:30] sjefen6, lipek, and XJR-9 [242/2138] have team battled Birdbones, Majak, and h00k [788/2128] and lost! 3 days, 03:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/14 14:54:03] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:04:56 from level 70.
[11/02/14 00:10:07] Birdbones [49/868] has come upon pixelate [188/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:46:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/02/14 03:46:27] Adar, bendem, and nfsnobody [902/1578] have team battled Birdbones, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [1035/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/14 13:11:45] Birdbones [160/868] has challenged simple [66/488] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:48:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/03/14 04:16:14] Birdbones [650/868] has challenged Darky [424/615] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:00:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/03/14 12:18:43] Birdbones [421/868] has challenged Kabaka [407/456] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:14:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/03/14 14:47:00] Beavis, ovf, davidfg4, and Birdbones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/14 20:15:37] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:25 towards level 70.
[11/04/14 07:35:37] Birdbones [395/868] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [160/1009] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:55:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/06/14 15:31:05] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:18:21 from level 70.
[11/06/14 16:25:21] alexj [199/437] has come upon Birdbones [588/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:21 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/07/14 06:10:57] Curlybear, SchrodingersScat, and duke [445/1587] have team battled Cypher, vegadark, and Birdbones [1717/1890] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/14 11:40:22] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:02:50 from level 70.
[11/08/14 23:02:50] bairyn [506/512] has challenged Birdbones [524/868] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:11:55 is added to bairyn's clock.
[11/10/14 06:46:48] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:00 towards level 70.
[11/11/14 08:56:13] Birdbones left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/14 08:48:09] vegadark, Birdbones, and lipek [1409/2322] have team battled gr0w, Kartoffelsuppe, and shandor [1255/1342] and won! 1 day, 15:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/14 13:47:40] TehKitti, kenyon, and Zifre [1783/2252] have team battled Birdbones, paklido, and pfoley [1547/2209] and won! 0 days, 09:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/14 01:42:20] yasdorian, Birdbones, and Meistarin [1934/2403] have team battled ruan, dindinx, and Ennd [184/2015] and won! 1 day, 15:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/14 11:29:54] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:30:57 is added to his clock.
[11/14/14 20:40:23] igorastds [37/220] has come upon Birdbones [197/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:49 is added to igorastds's clock.
[11/15/14 10:50:38] Birdbones [261/847] has challenged godog [373/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/15/14 14:43:49] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:52:19 is added to his clock.
[11/15/14 15:56:40] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:22 towards level 70.
[11/16/14 09:58:03] Birdbones [450/847] has come upon greycat [728/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:33:27 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/14 21:55:05] Birdbones [407/847] has come upon TauPan [172/352] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:57:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/14 21:55:05] Birdbones has dealt TauPan a Critical Strike! 9 days, 23:15:09 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/17/14 05:52:48] Birdbones [38/847] has come upon tmberg [867/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:32:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/18/14 06:32:18] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:44 towards level 70.
[11/18/14 15:31:16] Birdbones [755/847] has come upon nexxy [138/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:47:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/14 06:34:47] Birdbones [263/847] has come upon vrillusions [952/1091] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:23:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/14 17:47:28] Birdbones, CFSworks, and Barry [2082/2159] have team battled brendan, vrillusions, and Curlybear [1679/2003] and won! 0 days, 01:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/14 04:26:38] Birdbones [364/847] has challenged Avon [449/1065] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:43:30 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/14 15:20:01] Derpy, gipyelrah, and Birdbones [1068/2442] have team battled allo, Darky, and Gizmokid2005 [1180/2132] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/14 09:50:32] SirMonkeybox, pfoley, and filinep [1118/1634] have team battled allo, Meistarin, and Birdbones [147/2219] and won! 0 days, 02:03:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 14:43:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 21:35:14 toward level 70.
[11/23/14 16:24:35] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:27 from level 70.
[11/24/14 22:34:50] Silvanus_Betrium [254/390] has come upon Birdbones [211/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:08:28 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/25/14 11:35:31] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:15 from level 70.
[11/25/14 13:07:59] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:03 towards level 70.
[11/26/14 13:03:03] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:31 towards level 70.
[11/26/14 22:51:13] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:53 from level 70.
[11/26/14 23:17:55] Plasmastar [41/460] has challenged Birdbones [234/858] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:42:39 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[11/27/14 03:10:11] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:34 towards level 70.
[11/27/14 10:52:22] lipek [152/1025] has come upon Birdbones [734/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:52:10 is added to lipek's clock.
[11/28/14 01:53:33] double, Mateusz, and Lenny [609/2089] have team battled gr0w, Birdbones, and Kyree [1072/1710] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/14 05:25:47] Birdbones [371/858] has come upon sjefen6 [78/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:13:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/28/14 08:25:24] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:23 from level 70.
[11/28/14 09:51:11] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:58 towards level 70.
[11/29/14 04:34:58] Birdbones [793/858] has challenged identd [340/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/14 10:58:10] lipek, Birdbones, and Jens [2087/2684] have team battled Wayneoween, SirMonkeybox, and suterismus [1282/2455] and won! 0 days, 08:10:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/14 18:17:35] ganja [8/391] has come upon Birdbones [213/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:32 is added to ganja's clock.
[11/29/14 18:44:08] Birdbones [565/858] has come upon Cameron_D [935/1030] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:39 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/14 20:18:19] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/14 04:22:56] neo, identd, and VonGuard [1444/1697] have team battled nfsnobody, Birdbones, and zid [1399/1670] and won! 0 days, 16:18:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/14 08:04:48] Shr3k, SlowRiot, and Sir_Mobber [1390/1690] have team battled aucg, Birdbones, and IdleMaster [1086/1926] and won! 0 days, 11:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/14 01:52:16] ReGan, Pici, and Eksarion [552/1498] have team battled Birdbones, CornFly, and Sixbierehomme [866/1885] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/14 23:21:47] Birdbones stole nickware's level 71 helm while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 49 helm behind, which nickware then takes.
[12/04/14 03:44:49] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:47 towards level 70.
[12/04/14 07:45:54] Birdbones [766/865] has challenged prattmic [266/734] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/05/14 14:31:02] TehKitti, verrbot, and RedW [1651/1915] have team battled discopig, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [719/1822] and won! 0 days, 13:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/14 21:47:55] Birdbones [540/865] has come upon gravis [282/528] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:35:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/07/14 01:32:00] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [382/1025] has come upon Birdbones [707/865] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:12:35 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[12/07/14 09:38:44] Birdbones [822/865] has challenged Andries [140/466] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:22:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/07/14 13:35:48] CornFly, Str1ngS, and bairyn [1126/1367] have team battled Tronsha, Birdbones, and RedW [1083/2147] and won! 0 days, 01:55:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 19:43:43] reim, simple, and Str1ngS [1046/1321] have team battled Birdbones, Jeran, and Kyree [1387/1854] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/14 13:45:26] neurospex [808/1031] has come upon Birdbones [576/865] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:51 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/10/14 20:27:01] Birdbones [470/865] has come upon davidfg4 [264/529] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:57:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/10/14 20:52:37] JuanMaestro, Birdbones, and Kinsmir [593/1803] have team battled TheRub, dxrt, and pants [1757/1875] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/14 07:09:01] Birdbones [593/865] has challenged bendem [89/566] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:43:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/11/14 13:42:42] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:16:51 is added to his clock.
[12/11/14 23:08:12] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:32 towards level 71.
[12/15/14 23:35:54] Birdbones, TheRub, and TehKitti [300/1882] have team battled Xpktro, bendem, and Cameron_D [1105/2051] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 18:59:57] Adar [758/819] has challenged Birdbones [488/865] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:07:09 is removed from Adar's clock.
[12/18/14 10:04:49] fattrat [95/491] has challenged Birdbones [573/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:53:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/18/14 21:00:04] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:28:32 is added to his clock.
[12/18/14 21:08:28] Birdbones [492/865] has challenged IdleBot [54/1459] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:58:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/19/14 17:12:17] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:13:31 towards level 71.
[12/20/14 07:11:50] Birdbones [142/865] has come upon keeper_c [891/1019] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:29:22 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/20/14 14:37:22] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:09 towards level 71.
[12/21/14 05:27:11] Birdbones [214/865] has challenged desspugne [419/970] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:48:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/21/14 10:10:15] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:47:22 is added to his clock.
[12/22/14 04:48:27] Birdbones [375/865] has come upon XJR-9 [370/730] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:38:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/22/14 08:23:10] neo [162/510] has come upon Birdbones [186/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:41 is added to neo's clock.
[12/22/14 08:58:00] SchrodingersScat [604/839] has challenged Birdbones [302/865] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:50 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[12/22/14 16:27:52] Birdbones [59/865] has come upon Brom [3/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:36:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/25/14 10:34:56] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:32 towards level 71.
[12/27/14 17:41:27] suterismus, idleOne, and Birdbones [1337/2972] have team battled allo, Plasmastar, and fattrat [835/1447] and won! 2 days, 13:08:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 18:34:52] nexxy, Mateusz, Birdbones, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/14 19:24:04] Lenny, sasaniak, and Mega-M [1170/1993] have team battled bigjay, Birdbones, and L235 [542/1855] and won! 0 days, 05:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 04:21:55] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:53:13 is added to his clock.
[12/30/14 06:23:43] catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Flynn, and Birdbones [298/2688] have team battled Soappy, ChasedSpade, and bairyn [256/1253] and won! 0 days, 12:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/14 01:24:19] Birdbones [290/865] has come upon Virtual [591/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:00:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/31/14 03:47:08] Agusanz [276/289] has challenged Birdbones [150/865] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from Agusanz's clock.
[12/31/14 17:10:37] Tamini [4/213] has challenged Birdbones [222/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Tamini's clock.
[01/01/15 11:32:05] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:35 from level 71.
[01/01/15 17:17:37] Birdbones [821/865] has come upon pixelate [130/431] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:37:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/01/15 20:04:54] shandor [117/629] has challenged Birdbones [127/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:08 is added to shandor's clock.
[01/02/15 01:06:38] Birdbones [742/865] has challenged Kabaka [249/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:28:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/03/15 04:30:33] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:27 towards level 71.
[01/03/15 04:51:14] Birdbones, r00f, and Alfie [1337/2003] have team battled edo, tiwake, and jwoglom [891/1785] and won! 1 day, 08:08:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/15 05:16:50] Birdbones [663/865] has challenged nickware [113/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/03/15 16:11:58] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:05 towards level 71.
[01/04/15 11:58:53] strugart [228/458] has challenged Birdbones [575/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to strugart's clock.
[01/05/15 21:35:54] irix, discopig, and Avon [1386/2255] have team battled Weedle, <char, and Birdbones [1800/1850] and lost! 1 day, 21:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/15 10:53:02] G33KY [32/775] has challenged Birdbones [26/865] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:13:03 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[01/06/15 19:51:58] vegadark, Birdbones, and godog [842/1791] have team battled Lord, Weedle, and jeaye [1160/1223] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/15 21:55:19] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:43 towards level 71.
[01/08/15 10:42:20] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:14 towards level 71.
[01/08/15 21:40:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 05:56:38 toward level 71.
[01/09/15 00:28:19] Birdbones [540/865] has challenged dindinx [170/816] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/09/15 02:50:28] Crysters [92/373] has challenged Birdbones [807/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Crysters's clock.
[01/09/15 19:46:11] jholtom [323/402] has challenged Birdbones [531/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to jholtom's clock.
[01/10/15 15:36:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 38 days, 16:48:37 from level 72.
[01/12/15 12:42:14] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 19:28:28 is added to his clock.
[01/14/15 02:49:26] bendem [428/558] has challenged Birdbones [24/865] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:53:11 is removed from bendem's clock.
[01/14/15 13:56:14] vrillusions [171/1091] has challenged Birdbones [329/865] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[01/15/15 01:02:31] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:20:58 towards level 72.
[01/15/15 15:58:52] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 4 days, 08:06:14 is added to his clock.
[01/16/15 01:06:39] Soappy [35/539] has challenged Birdbones [94/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:38:20 is added to Soappy's clock.
[01/16/15 01:38:06] Bulunmayan [58/250] has challenged Birdbones [85/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Bulunmayan's clock.
[01/16/15 18:06:50] noother [258/1029] has come upon Birdbones [90/865] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:06:27 is removed from noother's clock.
[01/18/15 00:58:07] Gunther, argus, and lolwut [1703/2312] have team battled Birdbones, m0shbear, and charitwo [907/2157] and won! 1 day, 17:08:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/15 09:46:47] MontyZuma [771/907] has come upon Birdbones [858/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:16:20 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[01/21/15 06:23:02] lipek, noother, and sbp [2900/2928] have team battled yano, kaplejon, and Birdbones [307/2216] and won! 1 day, 21:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 11:37:07] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:23:35 towards level 72.
[01/22/15 04:43:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 7 days, 09:04:10 toward level 72.
[01/23/15 16:47:26] Birdbones [746/882] has come upon Shayanjm [45/627] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 04:49:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/23/15 23:51:31] Birdbones [186/882] has challenged bogdan [175/459] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:22:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/15 09:26:03] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:00:04 from level 72.
[01/24/15 13:49:14] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:17:25 towards level 72.
[01/25/15 13:03:43] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:25:11 towards level 72.
[01/25/15 23:27:48] damyan [12/302] has challenged Birdbones [875/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to damyan's clock.
[01/26/15 02:19:31] desspugne [122/977] has come upon Birdbones [30/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:50 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[01/26/15 23:33:44] BlastHardcheese, twohlix, and Birdbones [2195/2380] have team battled Pici, Misza, and CornFly [393/1609] and won! 3 days, 02:24:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 16:10:08] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:05:54 from level 72.
[01/27/15 17:38:49] seanmnaes [86/270] has challenged Birdbones [505/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/27/15 20:45:24] kensington, davidfg4, and dwfreed [879/1634] have team battled Birdbones, pipework, and sasaniak [401/1979] and won! 2 days, 21:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/15 00:04:43] XJR-9, twohlix, and Silvanus_Betrium [251/1780] have team battled neo, Birdbones, and vegadark [414/2121] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/15 04:07:17] idleOne [78/905] has challenged Birdbones [55/882] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:36 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[01/29/15 04:29:34] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/15 06:46:02] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:50:01 is added to his clock.
[01/29/15 07:45:04] DiCEr1904 [312/521] has challenged Birdbones [705/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[01/29/15 21:41:08] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:06:39 towards level 72.
[01/29/15 22:20:54] blizgerg [670/937] has challenged Birdbones [599/888] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:47:08 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/30/15 04:54:08] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:23:55 towards level 72.
[01/30/15 12:10:44] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:11:52 from level 72.
[01/30/15 19:27:40] Darky [376/620] has challenged Birdbones [350/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:48 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/31/15 20:19:11] AbrahamLinksys [194/665] has come upon Birdbones [103/888] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:13:28 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/31/15 20:43:19] Birdbones [483/900] has come upon brendan [488/751] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:47:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/15 20:54:43] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:42:18 towards level 72.
[02/03/15 13:10:59] Birdbones [854/900] has come upon Misza [96/496] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:51:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/03/15 18:42:55] AbrahamLinksys [133/686] has come upon Birdbones [510/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:38 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/04/15 03:59:53] Birdbones [46/900] has challenged twohlix [399/570] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:59:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/05/15 08:19:06] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:31:28 towards level 72.
[02/06/15 01:48:23] keepermurf, paramourne, and SubWolf [355/940] have team battled Zifre, Birdbones, and franciaman [243/1640] and won! 0 days, 01:33:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/15 18:33:08] burnsie [101/228] has challenged Birdbones [219/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to burnsie's clock.
[02/07/15 18:25:43] Birdbones [124/900] has come upon Agent86 [442/623] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:34:29 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/07/15 18:31:09] VonGuard [413/611] has challenged Birdbones [345/900] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:43:20 is removed from VonGuard's clock.
[02/08/15 11:26:43] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:41:49 towards level 72.
[02/08/15 17:35:03] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 12:10:34 is added to his clock.
[02/09/15 06:03:33] Birdbones left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/09/15 14:46:13] Birdbones [195/873] has challenged pants [23/413] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:42:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/10/15 09:46:24] Birdbones [299/873] has come upon m0shbear [779/793] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:26:37 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/10/15 17:29:34] Birdbones [158/873] has come upon allo [243/504] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:27:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/11/15 16:01:35] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:38:23 towards level 72.
[02/11/15 17:43:53] droogie, PiotrekD, and Budzogan [1755/2007] have team battled Birdbones, yano, and zbart [2102/2259] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/15 17:57:19] h00k, PersonalJ, and Birdbones [470/2223] have team battled Crazycatlady, Misza, and blizgerg [1514/1595] and lost! 1 day, 11:24:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/15 06:15:58] MontyZuma [281/914] has challenged Birdbones [256/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:23:39 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[02/14/15 11:25:48] Birdbones [799/873] has challenged Brainiac [53/94] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:19:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/16/15 03:16:53] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [870/1011] has come upon Birdbones [774/873] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:18:37 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[02/16/15 18:11:27] Gunther, simple, and Ttech [906/2604] have team battled Birdbones, Sixbierehomme, and PersonalJ [1929/1978] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/15 20:15:07] bogdan [151/477] has challenged Birdbones [123/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from bogdan's clock.
[02/18/15 03:22:23] Birdbones [868/873] has come upon LordH [500/534] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:19:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/15 17:27:45] tiwake, droogie, and Ladon [432/2165] have team battled Birdbones, Sir_Lemming, and strugart [107/1964] and won! 0 days, 10:29:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 13:06:41] Glorfindel [472/511] has challenged Birdbones [131/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:38:28 is removed from Glorfindel's clock.
[02/19/15 20:53:02] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:39:47 towards level 72.
[02/20/15 18:12:21] Gizmokid2005, mmhh, and SpamMage [1680/2218] have team battled Doctor, Wyverna, and Birdbones [1047/2248] and won! 3 days, 20:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 18:45:39] pipework [274/426] has come upon Birdbones [592/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:05 is added to pipework's clock.
[02/20/15 19:28:14] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:02:51 is added to his clock.
[02/23/15 09:38:11] Birdbones [679/873] has challenged lipek [946/1144] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:09:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/15 14:04:10] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:53:01 towards level 72.
[02/23/15 21:18:58] Birdbones [331/873] has come upon XJR-9 [9/737] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:17:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/15 21:18:58] Birdbones has dealt XJR-9 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 12:01:08 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[02/27/15 04:14:13] Birdbones [447/873] has come upon zbart [303/526] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:02:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/27/15 11:25:16] kork [109/420] has come upon Birdbones [747/873] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:19:22 is added to kork's clock.
[02/28/15 04:59:23] Birdbones [389/873] has come upon Eksarion [299/390] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:03:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/01/15 11:32:58] Plasmastar [240/459] has come upon Birdbones [61/873] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:29:48 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[03/02/15 01:34:01] Birdbones [687/873] has come upon sasaniak [7/662] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:14:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/03/15 07:15:51] Kussie [5/410] has come upon Birdbones [181/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:27 is added to Kussie's clock.
[03/04/15 11:58:10] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:57:43 is added to his clock.
[03/05/15 05:39:48] Birdbones, bendem, and clonak [713/1881] have team battled Lucien, elf, and allo [1096/1789] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/15 00:07:00] Birdbones [484/881] has challenged Tartarus [30/287] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:53:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/06/15 11:47:39] Birdbones [117/881] has come upon jeaye [353/619] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/06/15 13:16:07] Jareeta, Birdbones, and ganja [581/2246] have team battled PersonalJ, Endust, and burnsie [229/1248] and won! 0 days, 10:35:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/15 00:10:31] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:32:33 from level 72.
[03/08/15 20:56:10] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:56 towards level 72.
[03/08/15 21:14:41] ProgramMax [372/374] has come upon Birdbones [333/881] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:45:47 is removed from ProgramMax's clock.
[03/09/15 07:33:53] TROGDOR [422/469] has challenged Birdbones [67/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:05:19 is removed from TROGDOR's clock.
[03/09/15 09:40:53] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:32:32 from level 72.
[03/09/15 14:37:28] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:24 from level 72.
[03/09/15 22:17:50] riv [36/262] has come upon Birdbones [417/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:19 is added to riv's clock.
[03/11/15 16:38:21] coquinounet [126/212] has challenged Birdbones [178/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to coquinounet's clock.
[03/11/15 20:09:27] Birdbones [785/881] has come upon cirdan [382/789] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:44:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/15 01:45:48] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:25:01 towards level 72.
[03/13/15 00:53:45] Ladon [84/386] has come upon Birdbones [301/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:09 is added to Ladon's clock.
[03/13/15 09:03:04] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:06 towards level 72.
[03/13/15 19:23:00] Birdbones [453/881] has come upon XJR-9 [458/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:43:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/14/15 05:29:17] Cypher, ChasedSpade, and sedrik [1309/1824] have team battled mthw, Soappy, and Birdbones [740/2467] and won! 0 days, 04:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/15 23:18:24] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:35:41 from level 72.
[03/16/15 01:11:35] Kinsmir, IdleMaster, and mthw [1168/1884] have team battled pfoley, Birdbones, and argus [1546/2466] and lost! 3 days, 15:37:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/15 07:54:39] Totengeist, filinep, and Plasmastar [229/1625] have team battled nitzer, Birdbones, and Lenny [2195/2590] and lost! 3 days, 23:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/15 15:41:44] Birdbones [34/881] has come upon charitwo [246/492] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:29:56 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/16/15 16:46:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 9 days, 11:23:35 toward level 72.
[03/17/15 05:06:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 04:04:24 toward level 72.
[03/17/15 17:16:54] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:34 towards level 72.
[03/17/15 20:49:23] Birdbones [186/881] has come upon Xpktro [209/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/18/15 03:35:25] Gatewayy, Budzogan, and Plasmastar [103/1275] have team battled Birdbones, keeper_c, and identd [2071/2841] and lost! 0 days, 12:59:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/15 23:53:50] Birdbones [285/881] has challenged IdleMaster [89/391] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:37:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/18/15 23:53:50] Birdbones has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 11 days, 11:24:12 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/20/15 00:49:31] Birdbones [9/881] has come upon yond [115/910] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:52:55 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/20/15 23:46:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 24 days, 04:49:34 toward level 73.
[03/21/15 06:22:05] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:26:00 towards level 73.
[03/21/15 07:21:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 14 days, 04:16:37 toward level 73.
[03/21/15 23:19:20] Birdbones [693/881] has challenged a1291762 [521/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:54:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/22/15 10:46:21] Birdbones [443/881] has come upon balatron [72/105] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:10:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/22/15 10:59:34] Alric`, Mateusz, and Birdbones [1288/1811] have team battled CornFly, honkybonky, and identd [845/2064] and won! 0 days, 20:33:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/15 04:29:16] Birdbones [571/881] has challenged SpamMage [207/619] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:46:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/23/15 18:04:54] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:19 towards level 73.
[03/23/15 22:06:39] Birdbones [16/881] has come upon Crazycatlady [67/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:46:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/25/15 01:44:55] Birdbones [395/881] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [57/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:26:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/26/15 12:57:17] mthw [492/856] has challenged Birdbones [707/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:03:20 is added to mthw's clock.
[03/29/15 20:07:22] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:30:15 is added to his clock.
[03/30/15 16:35:19] Birdbones [34/881] has challenged idisjunction [585/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:41 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/30/15 17:55:32] pfoley, Simie, and Adar [973/2462] have team battled Birdbones, idisjunction, and Tartarus [1704/2113] and lost! 9 days, 18:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/15 22:34:24] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:22 towards level 73.
[03/31/15 19:57:30] ruan, Birdbones, and vexn [1824/1856] have team battled pixelate, ganja, and zbart [2/1476] and won! 0 days, 05:20:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 01:47:59] FrodoTheHobbit [256/926] has challenged Birdbones [195/881] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:09:09 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[04/03/15 22:48:56] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:29 towards level 73.
[04/04/15 04:06:00] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:51 towards level 73.
[04/05/15 06:45:51] Budzogan [297/517] has come upon Birdbones [300/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:02 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[04/06/15 01:02:54] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:52 towards level 73.
[04/06/15 03:33:12] Birdbones [290/881] has challenged Crazycatlady [258/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/08/15 15:00:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 12:28:19 toward level 73.
[04/08/15 16:09:49] Zanoab, Birdbones, and argus [84/2075] have team battled Akiyuki, Danthemandoo, and clonak [1309/1660] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/15 05:57:54] Birdbones [39/881] has come upon Jens [926/934] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:37 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/10/15 06:10:09] prime [527/595] has challenged Birdbones [626/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:10:10 is added to prime's clock.
[04/11/15 06:29:27] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:33 towards level 73.
[04/11/15 11:18:17] Gatewayy [388/429] has challenged Birdbones [178/893] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[04/11/15 11:18:17] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 88 tunic! Gatewayy picks it up, tossing his old level 76 tunic to Birdbones.
[04/12/15 16:34:22] Birdbones [327/882] has challenged benoliver999 [69/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:22:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/15 17:34:43] Wir [62/473] has challenged Birdbones [614/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:44 is added to Wir's clock.
[04/13/15 07:50:38] Majak [99/410] has come upon Birdbones [585/882] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:41:55 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/13/15 20:34:04] dxrt, blizgerg, and SynthesizerPatel [1930/1948] have team battled nikoJ, Birdbones, and pants [1710/1957] and won! 0 days, 00:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 22:14:40] gravis [283/591] has challenged Birdbones [381/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to gravis's clock.
[04/15/15 09:35:42] Totengeist, idisjunction, and jholtom [293/2105] have team battled simple, Birdbones, and Adar [1176/2102] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 09:39:53] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:47 towards level 73.
[04/16/15 00:21:27] Birdbones stole yasdorian's level 56 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 46 pair of gloves behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[04/16/15 07:04:52] jeaye [156/629] has challenged Birdbones [411/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:56:23 is added to jeaye's clock.
[04/16/15 16:42:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 09:36:42 toward level 73.
[04/16/15 18:08:47] Birdbones [266/891] has challenged Jareeta [332/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/17/15 00:10:53] Birdbones [100/891] has challenged sjums_the_great [224/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:37:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/15 11:18:16] sjefen6 [217/426] has come upon Birdbones [722/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:09:53 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/18/15 18:14:18] PersonalJ, vegadark, and talso [515/1705] have team battled Mateusz, Birdbones, and eva42 [1381/2260] and lost! 1 day, 15:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/15 21:13:56] Birdbones [158/891] has come upon yano [3/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/15 03:23:24] Birdbones [450/891] has challenged Cameron_D [62/1054] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/20/15 02:23:00] Birdbones [820/891] has come upon XenGi [140/908] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:36:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/20/15 02:37:58] Kinsmir [610/626] has challenged Birdbones [770/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:06:55 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[04/20/15 16:03:53] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:16:52 towards level 74.

[04/21/15 07:15:30] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:15 towards level 74.
[04/21/15 19:04:37] Zanoab [80/523] has challenged Birdbones [54/891] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Zanoab's clock.
[04/21/15 20:18:08] darkmage [38/74] has challenged Birdbones [816/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/23/15 21:09:34] dxrt [216/899] has challenged Birdbones [609/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:24 is added to dxrt's clock.
[04/24/15 01:57:36] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:31:06 from level 74.
[04/25/15 13:32:41] Birdbones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:49:05 from level 74.
[04/25/15 17:01:05] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:36:10 from level 74.
[04/26/15 08:23:36] Birdbones [261/891] has come upon charitwo [245/518] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:08:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/27/15 11:13:04] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:09:57 towards level 74.
[04/27/15 21:22:33] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:22:02 towards level 74.
[04/28/15 07:13:26] coquinounet, Birdbones, and Brom [14/1909] have team battled Agent86, Plasmastar, and Yeri [325/1351] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/15 11:03:53] Tenorman [89/906] has come upon Birdbones [26/891] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:20:05 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/28/15 12:26:46] lipek, Birdbones, and dwfreed [1190/2491] have team battled clonak, Agent86, and PiotrekD [1915/1937] and lost! 5 days, 06:24:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/15 16:12:27] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:47:05 is added to his clock.
[04/28/15 22:25:05] MontyZuma [156/927] has come upon Birdbones [501/891] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:11:13 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[04/29/15 12:51:26] grant050, Charris, and kenyon [545/1837] have team battled Birdbones, r00f, and kensington [894/1860] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/15 16:30:55] CornFly, Fluttershy, and jstg [254/1764] have team battled Birdbones, Simie, and dindinx [1631/2287] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/15 12:04:09] Tamini [48/479] has challenged Birdbones [739/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:21:44 is added to Tamini's clock.
[04/30/15 16:23:30] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:26:30 towards level 74.
[05/01/15 06:12:53] Birdbones [81/891] has challenged ruan [34/638] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:24:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/15 10:20:50] identd [317/939] has come upon Birdbones [100/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:34:16 is removed from identd's clock.
[05/01/15 16:16:36] Birdbones [221/891] has challenged allo [13/559] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:33:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/15 20:21:28] Darky [340/608] has come upon Birdbones [738/891] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:47:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/02/15 07:54:39] cbob [86/421] has challenged Birdbones [620/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to cbob's clock.
[05/03/15 04:19:55] Agent86, Kratos, and Birdbones [274/1866] have team battled jholtom, arlen, and yond [521/1882] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/15 10:48:27] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:12:18 is added to his clock.
[05/05/15 13:21:27] DiCEr1904 [523/567] has come upon Birdbones [596/891] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:12:15 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[05/05/15 14:04:24] Birdbones [287/891] has come upon nitzer [424/694] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:31:25 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/06/15 00:53:33] Birdbones [176/891] has come upon ChasedSpade [279/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:09:43 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/15 15:44:47] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:33 towards level 74.
[05/07/15 19:32:14] G33KY, Brainiac, and Birdbones [1070/2173] have team battled m1ndgames, spillere, and sasaniak [1094/1503] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/15 17:11:37] Nyarlathotep, Beavis, and Birdbones [803/2150] have team battled reim, Gerdesas, and damyan [1295/1804] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/15 02:21:15] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:22 towards level 74.
[05/11/15 04:26:23] suterismus, ruan, and IdleMaster [279/2153] have team battled ganja, Kyree, and Birdbones [122/1874] and won! 0 days, 19:26:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/15 06:38:02] Birdbones [276/891] has come upon sbp [97/664] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:38:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/11/15 07:45:28] likcoras [28/107] has challenged Birdbones [4/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:40 is removed from likcoras's clock.
[05/11/15 17:31:57] HeavyPodda [257/258] has challenged Birdbones [533/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/12/15 12:11:21] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:43 towards level 74.
[05/13/15 16:34:07] Birdbones [85/891] has come upon grooverider [798/993] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:37:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/14/15 08:12:33] Birdbones stole yasdorian's level 108 tunic while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 76 tunic behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[05/14/15 08:36:25] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:58 towards level 74.
[05/14/15 17:15:38] SirNeo [116/438] has challenged Birdbones [131/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:38 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[05/15/15 18:53:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 9 days, 02:49:44 toward level 74.
[05/15/15 23:52:11] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:29 towards level 74.
[05/18/15 07:51:44] CFSworks, charitwo, and rtfm [335/1618] have team battled Birdbones, dindinx, and pfoley [1056/2360] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 11:05:16] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:32 towards level 74.
[05/19/15 07:24:43] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:48 towards level 74.
[05/19/15 08:54:32] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:29:52 is added to his clock.
[05/20/15 15:52:18] Birdbones [387/920] has come upon idisjunction [326/865] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/21/15 10:25:04] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:07 towards level 74.
[05/21/15 20:46:12] Birdbones [394/920] has challenged b0rk3dDAIntranet [101/105] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/22/15 09:37:01] aucg, lipek, and SirNeo [1416/2249] have team battled prattmic, nikoJ, and Birdbones [1345/2331] and won! 1 day, 16:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 19:20:24] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:57 towards level 74.
[05/22/15 22:14:46] ArilKominger [55/120] has challenged Birdbones [768/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[05/24/15 08:10:04] Birdbones has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:47 from level 74.
[05/25/15 12:21:53] spaceCore, Eiam, and Majak [381/1201] have team battled Birdbones, Darky, and pipework [1400/1993] and lost! 0 days, 08:45:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 13:47:54] m0shbear [91/813] has challenged Birdbones [413/935] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[05/25/15 20:37:59] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:03 from level 74.
[05/26/15 04:07:13] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:46 towards level 74.
[05/26/15 16:26:49] Foible [26/423] has challenged Birdbones [865/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:10 is added to Foible's clock.
[05/26/15 21:35:25] Birdbones [509/935] has come upon sedrik [386/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:53:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/28/15 01:39:37] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:09 from level 74.
[05/29/15 01:50:05] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:48 towards level 74.
[05/30/15 03:48:52] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:17 from level 74.
[05/30/15 08:50:59] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:07 towards level 74.
[06/01/15 06:39:06] ElectRo, sartan, and Lowbow [2555/2593] have team battled Cameron_D, kensington, and Birdbones [212/2459] and won! 1 day, 05:01:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 06:52:30] Birdbones [632/935] has challenged blizgerg [399/968] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/01/15 15:40:50] Kitlith [111/386] has challenged Birdbones [238/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[06/01/15 20:20:34] Gatewayy, argus, Birdbones, and ganja have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/15 21:48:44] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:35:28 is added to his clock.
[06/04/15 02:38:38] Birdbones [602/935] has challenged Lowbow [200/360] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:42:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/04/15 22:45:20] kork, Panick, and fattrat [567/1417] have team battled Birdbones, RBecker, and iLP [972/1730] and lost! 1 day, 09:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 05:19:02] yawgmoth, Birdbones, and dexter [830/1637] have team battled grooverider, Tesla, and bendem [841/1824] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 05:51:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 5 days, 21:20:31 toward level 75.
[06/05/15 12:26:03] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:54 towards level 75.
[06/05/15 17:06:34] idisjunction, Sir_Lemming, and XVar [1473/1752] have team battled Preedditty, Kitlith, and Birdbones [300/1626] and won! 0 days, 00:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/15 03:40:39] Milquetoast [87/503] has challenged Birdbones [641/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/07/15 12:39:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 4 days, 06:46:25 toward level 75.
[06/07/15 13:45:12] ludjer [264/421] has challenged Birdbones [72/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from ludjer's clock.
[06/08/15 03:07:26] Birdbones [559/935] has come upon greycat [233/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:34:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/08/15 04:36:06] yond, Preedditty, and abra0 [521/1712] have team battled jeaye, Brainiac, and Birdbones [811/2168] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 20:20:44] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:19 towards level 75.
[06/11/15 09:18:34] jenksy [395/590] has challenged Birdbones [121/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:55 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[06/11/15 10:18:52] csssuf [118/726] has challenged Birdbones [691/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:36:00 is added to csssuf's clock.
[06/12/15 06:23:06] RBecker [385/412] has come upon Birdbones [873/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:23:44 is added to RBecker's clock.
[06/12/15 06:25:22] jenksy [530/590] has challenged Birdbones [933/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:53 is added to jenksy's clock.
[06/12/15 15:21:39] Adar, PiotrekD, and blind [1180/2215] have team battled mwhahaha, Birdbones, and Doctor [782/2159] and won! 1 day, 10:03:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 06:45:42] Birdbones [527/935] has come upon SirMonkeybox [414/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:18:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/13/15 18:11:00] Lenny, bendem, and Birdbones [2105/2437] have team battled plaller, Simie, and sjums_the_great [423/1627] and won! 1 day, 15:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/15 12:40:48] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:09 towards level 75.
[06/14/15 15:51:39] Birdbones [604/935] has come upon keeper_c [1139/1169] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:11:06 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/17/15 12:52:42] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:13 towards level 75.
[06/17/15 14:09:50] Birdbones [918/935] has challenged Ramsey [170/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:22:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/17/15 15:30:23] clearcasting [335/632] has come upon Birdbones [825/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:01 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[06/18/15 13:51:36] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:28:18 is added to his clock.
[06/19/15 08:51:53] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:42 from level 75.
[06/20/15 05:58:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 10:25:05 toward level 75.
[06/20/15 06:02:07] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:24 towards level 75.
[06/26/15 15:35:53] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:44 towards level 75.
[06/26/15 22:00:07] astropoint [349/549] has challenged Birdbones [112/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:03 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[06/26/15 23:00:26] Birdbones [181/935] has challenged SlowRiot [881/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/27/15 16:01:49] Birdbones misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:22:24 from level 75.
[06/27/15 23:29:06] Birdbones [645/935] has come upon mthw [324/670] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:54:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/28/15 03:10:42] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:44 towards level 75.
[06/28/15 09:11:26] Birdbones [303/935] has challenged cbob [182/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/29/15 08:18:38] identd [723/947] has challenged Birdbones [367/935] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:47:03 is removed from identd's clock.
[06/29/15 08:22:30] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:46 towards level 75.
[06/29/15 15:11:02] Birdbones [102/935] has come upon sjefen6 [390/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:17:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/29/15 23:34:43] Kitlith [304/608] has challenged Birdbones [449/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[06/30/15 05:13:23] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:50 towards level 75.
[06/30/15 14:21:11] spillere [438/586] has come upon Birdbones [117/935] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:12:53 is removed from spillere's clock.
[07/01/15 14:40:24] Birdbones [593/935] has come upon AngryParsley [549/889] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:25:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/01/15 21:20:57] plaller, fattrat, and sjefen6 [777/1479] have team battled csssuf, Birdbones, and SynthesizerPatel [244/2077] and won! 1 day, 10:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 12:20:44] gipyelrah, Birdbones, and Soappy [29/3014] have team battled nitzer, vegadark, and Alric` [801/1636] and lost! 0 days, 11:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 18:57:06] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:26:49 from level 75.
[07/07/15 12:02:43] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:00:31 from level 75.
[07/07/15 15:24:00] agrajag, ninjabox, and ruan [507/1604] have team battled Adar, Birdbones, and simple [323/1952] and won! 0 days, 07:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 15:26:19] likcoras [542/572] has challenged Birdbones [899/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:19 is added to likcoras's clock.
[07/08/15 13:33:52] Birdbones [37/939] has challenged merryfett [262/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:41:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/09/15 10:35:11] Nuve [46/363] has challenged Birdbones [261/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Nuve's clock.
[07/10/15 07:11:14] Birdbones [701/933] has challenged L235 [165/483] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:14:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/10/15 19:01:10] Birdbones [131/933] has come upon yano [299/644] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:43:30 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/11/15 02:55:35] wallmani [168/191] has challenged Birdbones [569/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to wallmani's clock.
[07/11/15 17:27:59] Birdbones, gipyelrah, and charitwo [1624/2458] have team battled Totengeist, Virtual, and sasaniak [2548/2659] and lost! 4 days, 20:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/15 04:26:57] Birdbones [394/933] has challenged Haquer [303/342] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:58:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/15 10:49:19] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:36 towards level 75.
[07/12/15 10:52:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:49:52 from level 75.
[07/12/15 14:35:39] Birdbones [188/933] has come upon Nuve [293/300] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:20:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/15 14:59:29] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:16 towards level 75.
[07/12/15 18:31:47] Birdbones [17/933] has challenged argus [32/746] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:25:44 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/15 18:37:55] Misza [32/860] has come upon Birdbones [606/933] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:52:06 is added to Misza's clock.
[07/13/15 05:47:50] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:55:52 towards level 75.
[07/15/15 11:14:26] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:45 towards level 75.
[07/18/15 06:20:26] merryfett [248/522] has come upon Birdbones [691/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:49 is added to merryfett's clock.
[07/19/15 02:55:08] Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and Heisenberg [1078/2333] have team battled Ladon, Avy, and Sir_Lemming [1220/1620] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 20:48:22] strugart, Gizmokid2005, and wallmani [633/1940] have team battled Egypt, Killerkid, and Birdbones [1043/1917] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 03:49:31] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:42:12 towards level 75.
[07/21/15 22:32:52] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:27:45 towards level 75.
[07/22/15 13:22:53] Birdbones stole SlowRiot's level 72 shield while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 61 shield behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[07/22/15 13:51:19] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:02 towards level 75.
[07/23/15 10:06:15] lipek [1042/1119] has challenged Birdbones [443/953] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:17:49 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/23/15 10:32:17] Birdbones, XVar, and splinny [1456/1747] have team battled Doctor, grooverider, and Str1ngS [1044/2289] and won! 1 day, 00:35:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/15 20:36:36] merx [115/475] has challenged Birdbones [291/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to merx's clock.
[07/26/15 11:12:16] JZTech101, spaceCore, and Birdbones [871/1665] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, God, and godog [1770/1823] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/15 18:04:40] dindinx, MontyZuma, and LordH [1497/2264] have team battled Flynn, Birdbones, and eva42 [1036/2664] and won! 0 days, 17:37:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/15 19:33:58] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:07:44 is added to his clock.
[07/27/15 19:44:47] Birdbones burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/15 19:45:38] Birdbones [626/947] has come upon Agusanz [273/425] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:59:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/28/15 21:32:08] Sir_Lemming, Birdbones, and yond [2120/2600] have team battled Evanna, a1291762, and Crazycatlady [301/1551] and won! 0 days, 17:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 07:57:16] Peaches [219/249] has challenged Birdbones [111/947] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:31 is removed from Peaches's clock.
[07/29/15 10:10:20] Birdbones [174/947] has come upon MetaNova [297/661] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:51:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/29/15 15:01:14] hannesenator [25/462] has challenged Birdbones [415/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:50 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/29/15 16:19:22] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:55:39 from level 75.
[07/29/15 23:13:51] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:43 towards level 75.
[07/30/15 01:50:48] Sir_Lemming, Evanna, and Birdbones [808/1902] have team battled mthw, Peaches, and Frogging101 [883/1480] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/15 16:58:43] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:10:24 towards level 75.
[07/31/15 05:15:17] Birdbones [361/947] has challenged TauPan [307/315] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:15:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/31/15 12:54:08] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:41 towards level 75.
[08/01/15 14:21:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 14 days, 09:41:17 toward level 75.
[08/02/15 18:40:53] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:38:19 is added to his clock.
[08/03/15 11:17:22] Birdbones [450/947] has come upon tmberg [749/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:15:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/03/15 13:48:31] Birdbones [813/947] has challenged Haquer [237/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/03/15 16:51:33] dxrt, h00k, and Birdbones [38/2802] have team battled nfsnobody, jenksy, and iViLe [1664/2216] and lost! 1 day, 02:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 07:54:02] Alric` [167/628] has challenged Birdbones [844/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:31 is added to Alric`'s clock.
[08/05/15 09:01:44] Birdbones [419/947] has challenged Peaches [54/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:50:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/06/15 08:32:25] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:26 towards level 75.
[08/08/15 02:12:03] CornFly, Str1ngS, and argus [27/2108] have team battled Cenhinen, Fluttershy, and Birdbones [1173/2317] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/15 03:36:00] Birdbones [826/947] has challenged yond [95/1122] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/15 03:36:00] Birdbones has dealt yond a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:57:55 is added to yond's clock.
[08/09/15 01:42:50] Pici [23/671] has challenged Birdbones [583/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:49:00 is added to Pici's clock.
[08/09/15 18:23:59] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:12 towards level 75.
[08/10/15 00:21:30] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:43 towards level 75.
[08/10/15 00:33:28] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:33 towards level 75.
[08/11/15 14:23:40] Birdbones [595/947] has come upon identd [770/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/11/15 18:25:50] nikoJ [224/414] has come upon Birdbones [762/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:02 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[08/12/15 07:32:40] h00k [843/904] has come upon Birdbones [121/947] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:14:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/14/15 23:36:27] Agent86 [376/644] has challenged Birdbones [197/947] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[08/15/15 03:29:29] tiwake, Birdbones, Heisenberg, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/15 04:24:52] Robmanx [238/448] has challenged Birdbones [695/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Robmanx's clock.
[08/15/15 20:30:51] redlegion, Killerkid, Robmanx, and Birdbones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/15 15:24:58] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:22 from level 75.
[08/17/15 19:39:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 15:30:27 toward level 75.
[08/17/15 19:49:41] daemoneye [341/410] has challenged Birdbones [173/963] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:21:23 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[08/17/15 19:49:41] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 56 pair of gloves! daemoneye picks it up, tossing his old level 22 pair of gloves to Birdbones.
[08/17/15 20:17:37] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:53 towards level 75.
[08/18/15 15:19:47] RBecker, clearcasting, and a1291762 [336/1829] have team battled Birdbones, blizgerg, and fraq [1945/2278] and lost! 2 days, 16:11:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 12:54:01] Oooooog [11/415] has come upon Birdbones [485/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:12 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[08/23/15 18:46:25] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:57 towards level 75.
[08/24/15 11:16:39] zid, Birdbones, and dwfreed [1956/2179] have team battled iViLe, Krenz, and Ladon [2531/2629] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/15 10:56:33] Birdbones [458/932] has challenged blizgerg [486/973] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/25/15 16:26:52] Crazycatlady [427/449] has come upon Birdbones [405/932] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:49:57 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/25/15 20:57:05] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:22:10 towards level 76.
[08/26/15 14:45:43] Birdbones, Agent86, and godog [413/2027] have team battled argus, kensington, and spaceCore [1632/1693] and lost! 0 days, 23:12:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/15 15:05:52] charitwo [497/518] has challenged Birdbones [929/932] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:52:15 is added to charitwo's clock.
[08/27/15 21:04:39] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:46:33 towards level 76.
[08/29/15 04:27:07] aowsenek [1/221] has come upon Birdbones [605/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:29 is added to aowsenek's clock.
[08/31/15 13:24:31] Forge [62/66] has challenged Birdbones [586/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Forge's clock.
[08/31/15 17:56:31] bigjay [50/798] has come upon Birdbones [624/932] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:44:11 is added to bigjay's clock.
[09/01/15 00:09:49] Birdbones [854/932] has come upon pants [65/414] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:56:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/01/15 17:21:23] kenyon, charitwo, and fraq [1710/2157] have team battled Adar, Birdbones, and redlegion [1930/2024] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/15 18:57:38] Birdbones [193/932] has come upon elf [271/861] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:24:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/02/15 03:55:47] tiwake [360/978] has challenged Birdbones [709/932] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:20:36 is added to tiwake's clock.
[09/05/15 16:53:08] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:14:31 towards level 76.
[09/06/15 00:31:39] Birdbones [357/932] has challenged nitzer [567/724] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:33:51 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/06/15 02:32:28] Birdbones [272/932] has challenged jenksy [104/635] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:28:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/06/15 13:22:33] discopig [153/754] has come upon Birdbones [770/932] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:45:36 is added to discopig's clock.
[09/09/15 00:33:39] Birdbones [668/932] has come upon droogie [697/901] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:50:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/09/15 22:49:33] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:13:26 from level 76.
[09/10/15 11:45:25] Birdbones was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:53:45 from level 76.
[09/10/15 19:39:48] pants, rharwood, Birdbones, and godog have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/15 13:58:51] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:17 towards level 76.
[09/13/15 00:35:46] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:46 towards level 76.
[09/13/15 10:28:33] sjums_the_great, kensington, and FrodoTheHobbit [1264/1983] have team battled BronyDee, Birdbones, and IdleMaster [1372/1683] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/15 19:13:27] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:45:28 towards level 76.
[09/14/15 17:27:51] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:53:03 is added to his clock.
[09/15/15 05:46:07] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:36:16 towards level 76.
[09/15/15 18:02:45] Sir_Lemming [188/535] has challenged Birdbones [807/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/16/15 00:05:09] prattmic [715/878] has challenged Birdbones [660/932] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:28:05 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[09/16/15 22:47:40] Birdbones [527/932] has come upon Brainiac [429/699] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:58:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/18/15 00:26:50] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:45:35 towards level 76.
[09/18/15 05:08:59] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:34 towards level 76.
[09/18/15 07:55:42] Birdbones [735/932] has come upon BURUT [17/213] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:40:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/18/15 17:16:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 00:45:25 from level 76.
[09/20/15 17:12:19] Regnor [77/827] has come upon Birdbones [240/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:28 is added to Regnor's clock.
[09/20/15 23:52:35] ajhgfa [513/547] has come upon Birdbones [707/932] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:21:51 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[09/21/15 08:54:03] blind [546/839] has challenged Birdbones [327/932] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:45:28 is removed from blind's clock.
[09/23/15 02:08:10] Birdbones [841/932] has challenged blizgerg [109/987] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:07:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/23/15 17:00:16] Birdbones [657/932] has come upon Boohbah [25/601] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:30:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/23/15 19:42:51] Birdbones [802/932] has come upon Regnor [98/811] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:15:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/23/15 20:50:11] Birdbones, MJ94, and MontyZuma [117/2662] have team battled nfsnobody, yano, and Silvanus_Betrium [624/1871] and lost! 0 days, 17:05:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 22:29:39] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:52:41 from level 76.
[09/27/15 00:48:30] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:14 towards level 76.
[09/27/15 08:31:04] Birdbones [271/932] has come upon x86_64 [313/400] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:19:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/28/15 08:28:09] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:31 towards level 76.
[09/29/15 02:13:34] Dan_` [86/231] has challenged Birdbones [868/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[09/29/15 21:07:07] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:55 towards level 76.
[09/29/15 23:29:06] theemstra, fattrat, and Birdbones [1478/2124] have team battled charitwo, Tenorman, and astropoint [255/2029] and won! 0 days, 16:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 02:09:15] Birdbones [18/932] has challenged aucg [535/703] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:17:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/04/15 00:28:45] Birdbones, ElectRo, and Fluttershy [1206/2973] have team battled elf, Totengeist, and Prometheus [1957/2449] and lost! 3 days, 10:30:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 06:36:34] Birdbones [465/932] has challenged honkybonky [613/764] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:15:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/04/15 07:46:19] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:27:01 from level 76.
[10/04/15 08:50:13] Birdbones [723/932] has come upon Tamini [477/623] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:20:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/15 16:05:21] Birdbones [841/932] has come upon sjums_the_great [299/456] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:36:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/15 16:39:53] Meta, astropoint, and Birdbones [1339/2140] have team battled beefnog, Hydrogenum, and bendem [985/1776] and won! 1 day, 07:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/15 17:08:27] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:38 towards level 76.
[10/06/15 00:33:13] MidnightToker [297/323] has challenged Birdbones [170/932] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:31 is removed from MidnightToker's clock.
[10/06/15 05:53:21] Birdbones [186/932] has challenged Cameron_D [569/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:00:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/07/15 15:11:42] MontyZuma [170/893] has come upon Birdbones [862/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:10:13 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[10/08/15 06:09:31] Birdbones [424/932] has come upon vrillusions [64/996] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:17:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/09/15 17:00:29] Birdbones [102/949] has come upon JustAPerson [562/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:15:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/10/15 00:27:15] joek [80/215] has challenged Birdbones [581/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to joek's clock.
[10/10/15 01:27:06] Birdbones [581/949] has challenged Hydrogenum [598/995] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:46:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/10/15 07:13:47] Birdbones [565/949] has come upon jenksy [622/638] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:26:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/10/15 14:48:35] catfishpeanutbutterbbq, joek, and _stink_ [1480/1707] have team battled suterismus, kernels, and Birdbones [1191/2442] and won! 0 days, 00:54:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/15 13:40:37] Birdbones [273/949] has challenged BURUT [118/355] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:11:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/11/15 22:44:01] noother [438/966] has challenged Birdbones [461/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:57:41 is added to noother's clock.
[10/12/15 16:51:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 11 days, 06:51:23 toward level 76.
[10/12/15 21:05:11] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:31:04 towards level 76.
[10/13/15 04:04:53] PinkiePie [350/387] has challenged Birdbones [339/949] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:29 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[10/13/15 05:18:21] Birdbones, _stink_, and iynque [216/1784] have team battled TauPan, gipyelrah, and Boohbah [326/1989] and lost! 0 days, 15:29:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/15 10:09:02] Birdbones [26/949] has come upon abra0 [104/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:28:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/14/15 12:56:13] joek [172/274] has challenged Birdbones [750/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to joek's clock.
[10/15/15 06:24:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 08:13:57 toward level 76.
[10/16/15 07:50:04] DelayedReactions [83/258] has challenged Birdbones [874/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to DelayedReactions's clock.
[10/17/15 08:33:32] eva42, Agent86, and icxcnika [305/1659] have team battled Fluttershy, Pici, and Birdbones [2121/2497] and lost! 0 days, 21:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/15 18:49:50] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:39 from level 76.
[10/18/15 10:23:40] Fluttershy, Silvanus_Betrium, and SlowRiot [371/2109] have team battled Remmy, grant050, and Birdbones [893/1548] and lost! 1 day, 22:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/15 13:35:57] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/15 16:28:37] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:04:19 is added to his clock.
[10/20/15 09:30:33] DrOfBaconNomics [4/366] has come upon Birdbones [155/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:02 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/21/15 09:06:21] Gizmokid2005 [82/951] has challenged Birdbones [281/929] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[10/21/15 10:20:59] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:10 towards level 76.
[10/21/15 22:27:26] Birdbones [438/929] has come upon MidnightToker [61/408] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:05:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/22/15 17:45:04] daemoneye, ChiefRA, and he1kki [1010/1266] have team battled Birdbones, blizgerg, and nfsnobody [2291/2592] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/15 17:02:56] Birdbones [694/929] has come upon Globalirc [153/236] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:38:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/24/15 16:05:31] AWildColin, Adar, and sedrik [1421/1718] have team battled Birdbones, nfsnobody, and roy [1334/1984] and won! 0 days, 07:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/15 20:42:27] Birdbones [740/929] has challenged lutoma [487/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:57:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/24/15 20:42:27] Birdbones has dealt lutoma a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:47:02 is added to lutoma's clock.
[10/25/15 06:49:12] SlowRiot, idisjunction, and GreatRuby [1325/1880] have team battled Birdbones, suterismus, and lutoma [1233/2633] and won! 0 days, 08:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 10:31:07] Birdbones [408/929] has come upon splinny [32/588] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:33:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/25/15 19:05:50] Birdbones [520/929] has come upon irix [385/1021] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:33:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/26/15 10:34:29] blindbox [137/247] has challenged Birdbones [377/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to blindbox's clock.
[10/26/15 10:50:38] Birdbones stole Adar's level 66 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 22 pair of gloves behind, which Adar then takes.
[10/26/15 10:53:32] shah [20/145] has challenged Birdbones [896/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to shah's clock.
[10/26/15 11:24:12] MrGlass [1/2] has challenged Birdbones [881/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/27/15 08:08:13] XenGi, blind, Str1ngS, and Birdbones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/15 12:51:37] honkybonky, Killerkid, Virtual, and Birdbones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/15 03:23:44] Str1ngS [47/418] has challenged Birdbones [949/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:22 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[10/30/15 09:56:16] Bkid, Birdbones, and Hydrogenum [1251/2109] have team battled Sixbierehomme, DrOfBaconNomics, and Loquatious [1394/1574] and lost! 0 days, 13:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/15 22:29:42] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:14:18 is added to his clock.
[10/31/15 23:16:13] Jguy [110/306] has challenged Birdbones [829/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Jguy's clock.
[11/01/15 15:17:31] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:18 towards level 76.
[11/11/15 15:48:23] Birdbones [619/980] has come upon sedrik [781/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/12/15 04:23:40] Pici, MontyZuma, and beefnog [462/2045] have team battled drazisil, SmOkE_RU, and Birdbones [336/1906] and won! 0 days, 17:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 14:17:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 03:50:28 toward level 76.
[11/13/15 02:01:57] SpaceKookie [39/175] has challenged Birdbones [574/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/13/15 06:06:46] Birdbones [219/980] has challenged kenyon [1450/1469] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:41:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/13/15 23:25:01] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:30:35 from level 76.
[11/14/15 12:10:23] Birdbones [156/980] has challenged AngryParsley [722/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:24:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/14/15 19:26:51] Jareeta, ruan, idisjunction, and Birdbones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/15 20:11:51] eva42 [200/839] has come upon Birdbones [543/980] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:41 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/15/15 18:10:53] greycat, tmberg, and fattrat [1869/2429] have team battled Birdbones, kensington, and Zero [1391/1921] and won! 1 day, 11:15:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/15 19:02:30] Birdbones [208/972] has come upon RBecker [616/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:07:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/17/15 04:21:37] Birdbones [763/972] has come upon abra0 [335/605] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:16:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/18/15 08:41:31] Birdbones [445/972] has challenged Evrial [217/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:45:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/18/15 19:27:11] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/15 00:09:22] clearcasting, Agent86, blizgerg, and Birdbones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/15 00:42:37] Birdbones [741/978] has come upon zokko [377/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/15 02:40:02] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:25 towards level 76.
[11/20/15 13:44:57] SpaceKookie [129/312] has challenged Birdbones [771/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/20/15 13:50:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:52:40 from level 76.
[11/20/15 13:59:43] bl4ckscor3 [317/509] has challenged Birdbones [401/978] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:15:42 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[11/20/15 15:00:02] Agent86 [571/649] has challenged Birdbones [367/978] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:25:52 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/20/15 15:00:02] Agent86 has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:58:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/21/15 19:50:35] yano, MetaNova, and SudoKing [828/1866] have team battled Birdbones, pants, and TauPan [148/1718] and won! 0 days, 18:03:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/15 06:54:28] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:18 towards level 76.
[11/22/15 10:11:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 06:21:34 toward level 76.
[11/22/15 11:56:32] DelayedReactions [280/407] has challenged Birdbones [491/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to DelayedReactions's clock.
[11/22/15 15:51:05] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:52 from level 76.
[11/22/15 20:18:05] woonack [102/646] has challenged Birdbones [67/978] in combat and won! 20 days, 02:23:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/15 23:06:55] JensRex [164/313] has challenged Birdbones [536/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to JensRex's clock.
[11/23/15 09:48:16] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:27 towards level 76.
[11/24/15 05:00:49] Birdbones [745/978] has challenged kensington [89/521] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/15 05:00:49] In the fierce battle, kensington dropped his level 111 tunic! Birdbones picks it up, tossing his old level 108 tunic to kensington.
[11/24/15 09:44:50] Birdbones [713/981] has come upon CornFly [526/996] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:56:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/15 21:09:12] Birdbones [902/981] has come upon d34th [315/434] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:31:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/25/15 14:28:02] lipek [316/1197] has challenged Birdbones [743/981] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to lipek's clock.
[11/27/15 23:49:46] godog, Birdbones, and drazisil [1837/2150] have team battled gipyelrah, jdb, and argus [738/2205] and won! 0 days, 07:32:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/15 16:00:39] shandor, FakeWizard, and Arch-TK [611/1444] have team battled Birdbones, MontyZuma, and suterismus [797/3063] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/15 18:13:59] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:06 towards level 77.
[11/29/15 13:22:27] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:13 towards level 77.
[11/29/15 14:19:59] dindinx [25/646] has challenged Birdbones [977/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:44:19 is added to dindinx's clock.
[11/29/15 20:24:37] Birdbones [407/981] has challenged pants [360/426] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:50:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/30/15 00:36:33] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:40:18 towards level 77.
[12/01/15 11:36:24] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:54:55 towards level 77.
[12/02/15 11:49:54] splinny [453/584] has challenged Birdbones [733/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:50 is added to splinny's clock.
[12/03/15 01:42:45] Birdbones, andoruh, and bendem [1214/1872] have team battled Glorfindel, x86_64, and Simie [498/1984] and won! 1 day, 04:58:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 08:57:58] Nofew [217/951] has challenged Birdbones [17/981] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/03/15 15:12:13] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 17:43:14 is added to his clock.
[12/05/15 08:16:01] Birdbones [92/981] has challenged argus [249/702] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:07:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/05/15 19:45:59] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:34:47 from level 77.
[12/08/15 07:43:45] reveal [74/375] has challenged Birdbones [209/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:33 is added to reveal's clock.
[12/08/15 17:44:10] Gmane [61/285] has challenged Birdbones [168/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Gmane's clock.
[12/09/15 10:54:19] Darky [451/787] has challenged Birdbones [847/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/10/15 12:04:04] Birdbones [668/981] has challenged ProdigalTim [75/198] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:23:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/10/15 23:19:23] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 12:40:18 from level 77.
[12/11/15 01:28:07] Birdbones [666/981] has come upon SirMonkeybox [739/767] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 16:12:40 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/11/15 02:54:53] Birdbones [506/981] has come upon pants [346/426] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 01:57:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/12/15 12:33:48] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 21:25:32 is added to his clock.
[12/14/15 01:12:34] Birdbones [52/981] has come upon mwhahaha [213/557] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:24:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/14/15 15:46:02] Birdbones [421/981] has come upon MJ94 [726/866] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:52:25 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/18/15 02:16:38] Kered [2/14] has challenged Birdbones [735/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Kered's clock.
[12/18/15 08:31:58] JensRex, Birdbones, and kensington [625/1824] have team battled brendan, argus, and Pogor [73/1910] and won! 1 day, 02:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 16:24:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 94 days, 01:11:22 toward level 77.
[12/19/15 00:05:22] zokko [189/424] has challenged Birdbones [306/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to zokko's clock.
[12/19/15 21:42:07] Hydrogenum, PinkiePie, and Birdbones [817/2036] have team battled grooverider, Pici, and mwhahaha [146/2282] and won! 2 days, 00:35:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/15 13:40:45] Kable [556/707] has come upon Birdbones [23/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:49 is removed from Kable's clock.
[12/25/15 04:54:09] BURUT, Birdbones, and zokko [1421/1952] have team battled kenyon, Nyarlathotep, and davidfg4 [498/3000] and won! 0 days, 08:56:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 16:39:26] Birdbones [406/981] has come upon Bkid [309/411] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:08:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/15 00:20:08] ruan, Fluttershy, and Unikitty [1019/2213] have team battled Adar, Oooooog, and Birdbones [574/2014] and won! 1 day, 19:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 05:57:14] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:30:19 is added to his clock.
[12/30/15 06:00:00] Birdbones [334/981] has come upon MetaNova [277/529] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:26:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/15 13:19:24] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:21 towards level 77.
[12/31/15 01:19:59] magnetik [8/397] has challenged Birdbones [870/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to magnetik's clock.
[12/31/15 23:30:41] Birdbones [720/981] has challenged grant050 [421/508] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:41:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/02/16 09:28:36] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:53:58 towards level 77.
[01/03/16 11:53:40] Virtual [306/832] has challenged Birdbones [407/981] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:28:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/03/16 16:02:10] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:21 towards level 77.
[01/03/16 21:57:28] Birdbones [386/981] has challenged MontyZuma [337/949] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:12:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/04/16 04:38:08] Birdbones [807/981] has come upon Glorfindel [141/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:50:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/04/16 15:26:44] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:02 from level 77.
[01/07/16 03:43:37] Birdbones [630/981] has come upon aucg [550/717] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:47:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/07/16 07:20:24] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:04 towards level 77.
[01/07/16 18:03:22] elf, Birdbones, and mwhahaha [2103/2369] have team battled Virtual, Cypher, and m0shbear [1457/2443] and won! 0 days, 01:18:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 18:56:21] Birdbones [133/981] has come upon Frogging101 [58/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:28:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/07/16 19:56:22] Birdbones [456/981] has come upon freeboson [538/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:11:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/07/16 22:25:49] Birdbones, kier, and dindinx [1712/2104] have team battled tspange, woonack, and anal0g [367/1275] and won! 0 days, 20:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 10:02:54] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:03:07 is added to his clock.
[01/08/16 13:13:23] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:15:51 from level 77.
[01/09/16 04:05:20] Birdbones, Plasmastar, and KyloRen [554/1999] have team battled drazisil, davidfg4, and Evrial [1250/2079] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 19:43:27] Birdbones [193/981] has come upon Antutuuuuu [30/169] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:29:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/11/16 04:09:14] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:45 towards level 77.
[01/11/16 22:03:53] Silvanus_Betrium, yasdorian, and zokko [1112/1604] have team battled kapitanluffy, DesertStorm, and Birdbones [399/1996] and won! 0 days, 07:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 12:18:55] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:15 towards level 77.
[01/15/16 20:24:27] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:33 towards level 77.
[01/18/16 18:51:32] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:25 from level 77.
[01/19/16 01:33:02] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:45 towards level 77.
[01/19/16 02:58:11] Birdbones, Senka, and SirMonkeybox [1651/2327] have team battled Ttech, Onceuponaban, and Lenny [1012/2814] and won! 1 day, 18:00:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/16 08:03:35] Birdbones, ChasedSpade, and Douhet [1104/2390] have team battled kier, Simie, and tspange [791/1739] and won! 1 day, 01:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/16 11:56:43] JensRex, Birdbones, and pdg [961/1688] have team battled Sir_Mobber, rxcomm, and Meta [1598/2012] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/16 07:05:35] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:43 towards level 77.
[01/22/16 12:55:59] Fluttershy [409/842] has come upon Birdbones [456/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:23:30 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[01/22/16 15:09:48] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:19:54 from level 77.
[01/23/16 01:54:50] Ironhoof [314/454] has come upon Birdbones [34/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:57 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[01/23/16 05:52:47] prattmic [182/880] has challenged Birdbones [225/981] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:08:22 is added to prattmic's clock.
[01/24/16 02:00:23] Birdbones [323/981] has challenged jdb [101/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:51:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/16 10:03:29] Birdbones [946/981] has challenged ruan [401/404] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:25:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/16 20:09:52] simple [323/645] has come upon Birdbones [521/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:57:40 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/16 22:20:05] Tatepon [123/206] has challenged Birdbones [821/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Tatepon's clock.
[01/26/16 18:45:08] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:38 towards level 77.
[01/26/16 22:26:35] dindinx [55/638] has challenged Birdbones [441/981] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:04:16 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/26/16 23:02:21] PinkiePie, Schrodinger, and evilfix [459/1259] have team battled Alric`, Oooooog, and Birdbones [1333/2115] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/16 21:44:10] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:26 towards level 77.
[01/29/16 03:21:48] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:22 towards level 77.
[01/29/16 09:48:55] honkybonky [41/726] has challenged Birdbones [0/981] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:01:28 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[01/29/16 12:35:20] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:36 towards level 77.
[01/29/16 15:19:55] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:25 towards level 77.
[02/01/16 14:18:09] MontyZuma [213/963] has challenged Birdbones [275/981] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:51:34 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[02/01/16 18:19:44] sjefen6 [138/375] has challenged Birdbones [780/981] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:34:22 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/01/16 19:50:28] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:48 towards level 77.
[02/02/16 19:29:29] MontyZuma [735/973] has challenged Birdbones [557/981] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:01:13 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[02/02/16 19:29:29] MontyZuma has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:07:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/03/16 17:02:21] tmberg, Senka, Birdbones, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/16 03:35:55] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:31:53 is added to his clock.
[02/04/16 06:02:48] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:59 towards level 77.
[02/04/16 19:20:32] Birdbones [272/981] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [212/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:07:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/16 19:20:53] Birdbones [249/983] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [601/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/16 22:49:54] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:10 towards level 77.
[02/06/16 03:02:11] Birdbones [870/983] has come upon cirdan [277/781] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:30:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/06/16 10:02:17] Birdbones [266/983] has challenged Lenny [1031/1072] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:32:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/06/16 14:03:47] Andries [233/492] has challenged Birdbones [62/983] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:34 is removed from Andries's clock.
[02/06/16 16:28:41] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:26:05 from level 77.
[02/07/16 15:17:42] soltys [258/610] has come upon Birdbones [856/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:49 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/08/16 04:06:59] Birdbones [452/983] has come upon arlen [196/741] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:02:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/08/16 19:31:22] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:50 towards level 77.
[02/11/16 01:39:57] Regnor, Virtual, and CornFly [1430/2619] have team battled Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and SirMonkeybox [99/2730] and won! 1 day, 02:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 16:28:03] Asara [47/806] has come upon Birdbones [851/983] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:40:19 is added to Asara's clock.
[02/13/16 08:23:34] Birdbones [816/983] has come upon freeboson [627/647] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:02:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/13/16 19:27:10] Birdbones [52/983] has challenged Keima [63/152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/14/16 03:30:00] NoodleCake [225/396] has challenged Birdbones [859/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:01 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[02/14/16 08:05:48] Kartoffelsuppe, kier, and D-NICE [271/2064] have team battled Firien, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [2230/2505] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/16 02:20:37] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:34 from level 77.
[02/15/16 04:39:18] Birdbones [289/983] has challenged yasdorian [0/605] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:15:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/15/16 19:43:24] sjefen6, Pici, and Birdbones [347/2018] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Totengeist, and Frogging101 [1343/1844] and lost! 1 day, 05:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/16 07:49:03] MadMan [418/553] has challenged Birdbones [24/983] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:00:25 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/16/16 10:50:11] tmberg [439/882] has challenged Birdbones [757/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:26:46 is added to tmberg's clock.
[02/17/16 20:03:37] Birdbones [548/983] has challenged holloway [374/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:36:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/19/16 20:21:13] Birdbones [684/983] has challenged aucg [439/708] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:19:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/20/16 20:51:05] Birdbones [702/983] has come upon freeboson [525/645] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:23:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/22/16 00:04:40] Firien [49/560] has come upon Birdbones [541/983] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:30:29 is added to Firien's clock.
[02/22/16 00:29:22] Misza, MrGlass, and RBecker [1660/2192] have team battled zokko, Birdbones, and Antutuuuuu [562/1943] and won! 3 days, 06:11:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 17:05:17] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:33:09 towards level 77.
[02/23/16 05:28:16] mwhahaha [182/551] has come upon Birdbones [226/983] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:27:37 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/23/16 06:52:46] tspange [662/671] has challenged Birdbones [905/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:23:46 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/25/16 11:32:00] Scar3cr0w, Birdbones, and Milquetoast [2452/2669] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and Diitto [965/2704] and won! 2 days, 10:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 11:56:19] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:40 towards level 77.
[02/28/16 09:30:03] Birdbones [245/983] has challenged nitzer [481/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:43:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/16 18:11:51] Birdbones [234/983] has come upon ChasedSpade [165/671] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/29/16 05:11:14] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:20 towards level 77.
[02/29/16 13:11:52] Firien, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Birdbones [1136/2554] have team battled keepermurf, pixelate, and Andries [1436/1794] and lost! 1 day, 10:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/29/16 18:52:57] MJ94, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1416/2211] have team battled Virtual, Birdbones, and woonack [835/2393] and won! 0 days, 04:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 08:20:35] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:58 towards level 77.
[03/01/16 15:49:37] Lios, robox, and Birdbones [1512/1898] have team battled Boohbah, Satoshi, and MrGlass [1320/2070] and won! 0 days, 04:54:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 16:36:01] Birdbones [759/983] has come upon a1291762 [280/1023] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:30:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/01/16 19:04:52] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:14 from level 77.
[03/03/16 00:22:19] Birdbones [263/983] has challenged Firien [55/560] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/03/16 02:23:00] Birdbones [327/983] has challenged dodobrain [98/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:17:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/03/16 15:44:34] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:42:28 is added to his clock.
[03/03/16 19:06:53] Crazypedia [170/233] has come upon Birdbones [521/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:13 is added to Crazypedia's clock.
[03/05/16 07:45:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 10:29:36 toward level 77.
[03/05/16 11:42:08] Birdbones [103/983] has challenged MadMan [237/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/06/16 05:41:30] Birdbones [534/983] has come upon h00k [556/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/07/16 07:18:40] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:04 towards level 77.
[03/08/16 14:15:36] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:55 towards level 77.
[03/08/16 23:32:57] Phallus [24/248] has challenged Birdbones [891/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Phallus's clock.
[03/09/16 11:14:05] KyloRen [530/665] has come upon Birdbones [385/983] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:33:17 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[03/09/16 15:37:36] Birdbones [833/983] has come upon echeese [24/313] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/09/16 18:59:04] suterismus, IdleMaster, and ElectRo [182/2876] have team battled Birdbones, ruan, and Samus [437/2133] and lost! 6 days, 12:28:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 01:08:49] Tratos [26/230] has challenged Birdbones [868/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/12/16 00:20:49] Birdbones [486/983] has come upon Jareeta [638/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:13:55 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/16 04:25:20] idisjunction, arlen, and Birdbones [1531/2631] have team battled Plasmastar, Tenorman, and Gatewayy [497/2009] and won! 1 day, 11:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 07:01:46] Birdbones [452/983] has come upon jdb [451/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:22:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/16 09:59:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 15:35:23 toward level 77.
[03/14/16 11:19:14] Frogging101, Virtual, and Akiyuki [1653/1804] have team battled keepermurf, masterme120, and Birdbones [1662/2056] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/16 21:13:08] Birdbones [612/983] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [430/501] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:52:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/14/16 21:13:08] Birdbones has dealt bl4ckscor3 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:09:41 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/16/16 00:25:07] damyan, Birdbones, and kork [2055/2169] have team battled n0mad, PinkiePie, and Totengeist [755/1873] and won! 0 days, 23:49:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 08:00:15] shandor [378/703] has challenged Birdbones [218/983] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from shandor's clock.
[03/18/16 12:35:21] BURUT, Birdbones, and Crysters [1780/1957] have team battled Hydrogenum, JensRex, and Ttech [30/2209] and won! 0 days, 01:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/16 07:28:05] Oooooog, suterismus, and Birdbones [1123/2663] have team battled thesleepingrozek, Meta, and Ttech [1861/2417] and lost! 1 day, 14:14:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 07:37:56] Birdbones [809/983] has challenged Reed [59/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/19/16 13:40:07] Tharbakery [370/497] has challenged Birdbones [243/983] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:32 is removed from Tharbakery's clock.
[03/19/16 15:14:58] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:05 from level 77.
[03/20/16 06:51:51] donut [40/189] has challenged Birdbones [659/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to donut's clock.
[03/20/16 07:51:20] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:57 towards level 77.
[03/20/16 19:50:43] Birdbones [209/983] has challenged Majak [122/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:20:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/21/16 02:36:53] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:05 towards level 77.
[03/21/16 14:34:42] honkybonky, Gmane, and Agent86 [396/1777] have team battled theemstra, MJ94, and Birdbones [1338/2217] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 09:30:12] Birdbones [58/983] has come upon MadMan [381/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/22/16 12:48:06] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:17 towards level 77.
[03/22/16 16:16:17] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:09:13 is added to his clock.
[03/22/16 18:00:02] roxxon [0/27] has challenged Birdbones [260/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to roxxon's clock.
[03/23/16 07:12:19] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:59 from level 77.
[03/23/16 08:15:48] DoomedExistence [54/159] has challenged Birdbones [521/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[03/24/16 19:50:42] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:17 towards level 77.
[03/24/16 21:10:39] m0shbear, MollyMalone, and Birdbones [987/1937] have team battled dxrt, gipyelrah, and D-NICE [818/2829] and won! 0 days, 08:05:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/16 20:59:00] Birdbones [414/993] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [285/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/28/16 13:07:21] prime [14/579] has challenged Birdbones [520/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to prime's clock.
[03/29/16 13:52:12] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/16 07:16:16] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:27 towards level 77.
[03/30/16 08:54:57] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:56:21 is added to his clock.
[04/01/16 06:34:05] Birdbones [819/981] has come upon aucg [474/706] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:56:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/01/16 15:31:24] Birdbones [557/981] has challenged sjefen6 [115/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:20:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/03/16 14:10:39] Birdbones, grant050, and bigjay [711/2448] have team battled Cypher, RistoUuranmaki, and tspange [2/2229] and won! 1 day, 04:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 01:52:13] Birdbones [28/981] has challenged fraq [150/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:54 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/04/16 15:20:09] Birdbones [657/981] has come upon Pokota [291/315] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:36:26 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/05/16 09:21:41] zbart [194/420] has come upon Birdbones [843/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:00:24 is added to zbart's clock.
[04/06/16 02:03:50] DoomedExistence [206/327] has come upon Birdbones [726/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:49 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[04/07/16 14:44:45] Birdbones [380/981] has come upon prime [557/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:17:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/08/16 11:30:56] ElectRo [738/1101] has challenged Birdbones [797/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:12:15 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[04/09/16 01:05:59] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:25:48 from level 77.
[04/09/16 07:24:25] fuigus [149/220] has challenged Birdbones [633/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to fuigus's clock.
[04/09/16 12:21:31] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:33 towards level 77.
[04/09/16 19:47:08] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:11 towards level 77.
[04/09/16 20:49:03] FakeWizard, sasaniak, and mordac [1315/1593] have team battled woonack, Birdbones, and iovoid [988/1868] and won! 0 days, 00:51:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/16 03:30:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 13:26:46 toward level 77.
[04/11/16 07:59:22] Birdbones [54/981] has challenged fattrat [536/792] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/11/16 08:34:27] ville, Birdbones, Zaratustra, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/16 16:25:58] Birdbones, allo, and Antutuuuuu [380/1910] have team battled Valkor, blind, and simple [1404/2379] and lost! 1 day, 10:47:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 03:52:29] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:19 towards level 78.
[04/12/16 17:30:23] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:08:42 is added to his clock.
[04/14/16 08:17:22] Birdbones [501/981] has come upon pixelate [388/547] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:20:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/15/16 19:46:39] Andries, Birdbones, and JensRex [119/1847] have team battled woonack, Zye, and sjefen6 [660/1133] and lost! 3 days, 11:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/16 02:09:49] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:42:38 is added to his clock.
[04/17/16 12:18:04] ThePhoenix47 [30/34] has challenged Birdbones [188/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[04/17/16 22:53:40] elf [784/922] has come upon Birdbones [453/981] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:30:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/18/16 11:51:13] Birdbones [834/981] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [210/738] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:23:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/16 16:47:24] Mateusz [374/758] has challenged Birdbones [444/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:30:44 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[04/21/16 00:27:19] MontyZuma, Str1ngS, and shandor [1842/2122] have team battled Birdbones, desspugne, and Simie [2679/2801] and lost! 3 days, 03:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/16 13:57:29] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:34:07 from level 78.
[04/21/16 21:44:14] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:00:14 is added to his clock.
[04/22/16 00:07:57] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 04:57:08 is added to his clock.
[04/22/16 00:35:07] Birdbones [727/981] has come upon honkybonky [300/731] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:58:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/22/16 01:05:35] allo, PinkiePie, Birdbones, and agrajag have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/16 06:26:30] Birdbones [695/981] has challenged Firien [118/594] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:25:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/24/16 18:23:50] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:18 towards level 78.
[04/25/16 10:34:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 4 days, 14:41:39 toward level 78.
[04/25/16 14:35:34] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:45 towards level 78.
[04/26/16 18:18:03] Herb_Tarlek [0/26] has challenged Birdbones [688/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/27/16 00:10:54] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:54 towards level 78.
[04/28/16 10:17:57] Birdbones [73/981] has come upon Eiam [554/621] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:48:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/28/16 15:08:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 19:33:19 toward level 78.
[04/28/16 20:21:05] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:08:37 is added to his clock.
[05/06/16 08:38:26] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:39 towards level 78.
[05/06/16 10:33:10] Birdbones, Hundikutsikas, and theemstra [775/2071] have team battled Plasmastar, bigjay, and grant050 [888/1793] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 15:21:36] Birdbones [31/981] has challenged pico [35/375] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:27:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/06/16 21:40:25] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:17:26 from level 78.
[05/07/16 06:57:51] arlen [553/1007] has come upon Birdbones [390/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:53:54 is removed from arlen's clock.
[05/07/16 23:29:45] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:33:49 towards level 78.
[05/08/16 23:11:11] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:49:41 towards level 78.
[05/10/16 05:57:12] Birdbones [294/981] has challenged KyloRen [468/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:44:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/16 14:16:06] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/16 19:58:54] basepi [113/479] has challenged Birdbones [772/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to basepi's clock.
[05/11/16 16:10:55] Birdbones [688/988] has challenged Regnor [832/857] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:52:41 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/11/16 17:11:43] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:50 towards level 78.
[05/12/16 02:24:13] Chuck [106/460] has come upon Birdbones [305/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:12 is added to Chuck's clock.
[05/14/16 15:39:08] Birdbones [809/988] has challenged PinkiePie [549/600] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:15:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/14/16 23:42:16] Birdbones [870/988] has challenged freeboson [559/587] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:28:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/15/16 08:34:56] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:50:36 is added to his clock.
[05/15/16 13:38:00] Pascal [481/597] has challenged Birdbones [786/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Pascal's clock.
[05/15/16 18:40:25] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:24:55 towards level 78.
[05/16/16 06:32:10] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:19:32 from level 78.
[05/16/16 15:23:02] tehdude [278/329] has come upon Birdbones [123/997] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:31:03 is removed from tehdude's clock.
[05/16/16 15:23:02] tehdude has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:44:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/17/16 11:38:40] Birdbones [486/997] has come upon Cameron_D [1086/1095] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:28:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/18/16 11:22:06] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:52:32 towards level 78.
[05/18/16 20:13:51] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:59:41 from level 78.
[05/21/16 17:31:25] oooooooooooooooo [109/162] has challenged Birdbones [479/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[05/21/16 23:34:59] xerox123, Eiam, and roy [960/1497] have team battled MetaNova, qedx, and Birdbones [25/1671] and won! 0 days, 01:09:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 03:35:25] theemstra [414/521] has challenged Birdbones [511/997] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/22/16 12:43:17] grooverider [44/894] has come upon Birdbones [701/997] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:02:23 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/22/16 23:01:17] Meta, jwon, and Birdbones [1917/2185] have team battled PinkiePie, idisjunction, and dindinx [845/2022] and won! 1 day, 03:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 02:34:35] Birdbones [100/997] has come upon PiMp0r [108/410] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:17:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/25/16 03:05:02] Cenhinen, buyoq, and Cameron_D [1828/2111] have team battled Pascal, Birdbones, and grooverider [322/2481] and won! 0 days, 07:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 06:55:04] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:16 towards level 78.
[05/25/16 17:43:45] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:49:02 towards level 78.
[05/25/16 21:57:02] Birdbones [55/997] has challenged holloway [159/500] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:36:24 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/26/16 02:59:17] Birdbones sharpened the edge of his weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/16 12:45:43] kork [96/435] has come upon Birdbones [868/1020] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:33:13 is added to kork's clock.
[05/28/16 13:52:50] shah [256/283] has challenged Birdbones [711/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to shah's clock.
[05/28/16 21:54:45] Birdbones [730/1020] has come upon strugart [750/864] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:01:06 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/29/16 02:30:26] Birdbones, Kable, and Kiesteel [1287/2474] have team battled Tzic, Firien, and gabriel [1086/2782] and won! 1 day, 08:43:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 18:42:50] Birdbones, idisjunction, and IdleMaster [1849/2409] have team battled ruan, Globalirc, and qrry [1011/1379] and won! 2 days, 11:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 21:51:24] Birdbones [663/1020] has challenged MadHatter [169/516] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:00:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/01/16 02:22:55] Geela [101/159] has challenged Birdbones [14/1020] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:45 is removed from Geela's clock.
[06/02/16 07:03:57] Birdbones [797/1020] has challenged daemoneye [95/718] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:10:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/02/16 16:19:57] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:35 towards level 78.
[06/03/16 11:14:38] Birdbones [29/1020] has challenged kenyon [51/1332] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:09:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/03/16 15:24:49] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:58 towards level 78.
[06/03/16 16:52:36] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:59 towards level 78.
[06/03/16 20:59:54] jwon, sjefen6, and Birdbones [1622/1897] have team battled yano, prime, and Ironhoof [364/1754] and won! 1 day, 16:19:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 05:44:39] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:56 towards level 78.
[06/06/16 18:35:59] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:08 towards level 78.
[06/07/16 12:27:35] Birdbones [157/1025] has come upon Satoshi [692/805] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:27:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/08/16 00:36:53] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:35:38 towards level 78.
[06/08/16 10:55:45] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:19 towards level 78.
[06/09/16 05:00:31] Birdbones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:58:56 from level 78.
[06/09/16 19:08:58] Birdbones [293/1025] has come upon zid [393/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:27:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/11/16 12:21:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 10 days, 08:21:46 toward level 78.
[06/11/16 16:31:11] Birdbones [635/1025] has challenged elf [651/925] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/11/16 18:04:00] Birdbones [956/1025] has come upon WallIdl [47/542] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:58:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/11/16 21:15:20] Birdbones [21/1025] has come upon ElectRo [408/922] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/12/16 06:35:57] PwnageCat [15/232] has challenged Birdbones [510/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to PwnageCat's clock.
[06/12/16 16:31:47] Birdbones [330/1025] has come upon vBm [259/322] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:22:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/12/16 16:43:05] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:01 towards level 78.
[06/13/16 05:44:46] Birdbones [505/1025] has challenged HeavyPodda [339/914] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:55:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/13/16 07:45:30] Birdbones [977/1025] has challenged strugart [33/869] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:31:26 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/14/16 02:50:40] Frogging101, h00k, and grooverider [797/2243] have team battled Birdbones, IndigoTiger, and ElectRo [529/2330] and won! 3 days, 07:25:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 10:55:39] Birdbones [132/1025] has challenged Diitto [457/1161] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:50:15 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/15/16 13:02:32] Birdbones [458/1035] has come upon Globalirc [511/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:41:56 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/15/16 15:19:03] Birdbones [1011/1035] has challenged MrGlass [651/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:53:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/15/16 23:22:18] rolando [196/250] has challenged Birdbones [567/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to rolando's clock.
[06/17/16 06:04:32] Heisenberg, Bkid, and cjrc [916/1659] have team battled Birdbones, IndigoTiger, and everbrew [255/1941] and won! 0 days, 09:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/16 05:57:12] brendan, desspugne, and Furry [629/2523] have team battled sasaniak, Birdbones, and Babar [1929/2503] and lost! 1 day, 09:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 02:17:55] Hogofwar, Frogging101, and basepi [904/1344] have team battled Diitto, Birdbones, and Kussie [919/2711] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/16 06:06:35] ChasedSpade [217/695] has challenged Birdbones [602/1035] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:52:15 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[06/23/16 02:55:46] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:57 towards level 78.
[06/23/16 17:05:21] Sailor_Venus [156/168] has challenged Birdbones [86/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:45 is removed from Sailor_Venus's clock.
[06/23/16 21:29:45] Birdbones [219/1035] has challenged tiwake [389/1001] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:40:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/23/16 23:30:42] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:34 towards level 78.
[06/24/16 09:34:04] Birdbones [642/1035] has challenged desspugne [352/992] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:40:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/24/16 12:52:58] Birdbones [521/1035] has come upon sartan [660/1009] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:10:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/25/16 03:08:04] Birdbones, Kalinakov, and Woona [1578/2015] have team battled hannesenator, Rognak, and vBm [549/1452] and won! 0 days, 17:32:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 11:21:50] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:39 towards level 78.
[06/26/16 17:53:49] Birdbones [891/1035] has challenged brendan [289/969] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:32:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/27/16 07:07:56] Milquetoast, Tenorman, and Birdbones [1390/2728] have team battled SchrodingersScat, GilbertErik, and Pokota [253/1591] and won! 1 day, 08:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 21:11:48] Birdbones [462/1035] has challenged Oooooog [441/491] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/01/16 03:13:39] Birdbones [205/1035] has come upon vBm [40/386] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/03/16 11:18:26] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:03 towards level 78.
[07/03/16 22:43:07] Birdbones [1027/1035] has come upon tmberg [325/883] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:16:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/04/16 10:58:38] Birdbones [520/1035] has challenged everbrew [46/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:39:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/16 04:05:41] Lios, Cenhinen, and nfsnobody [1433/2056] have team battled argus, rolando, and Birdbones [1380/1923] and won! 1 day, 10:34:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 04:29:14] vox [559/848] has come upon Birdbones [85/1039] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:20:03 is removed from vox's clock.
[07/08/16 08:37:43] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:25 towards level 78.
[07/09/16 08:55:57] Birdbones slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Birdbones's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/16 12:07:00] IndigoTiger [266/383] has come upon Birdbones [52/1026] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:15:46 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[07/11/16 09:13:16] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:52 from level 78.
[07/11/16 13:43:19] nfsnobody [571/704] has challenged Birdbones [551/1026] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[07/12/16 20:02:47] Birdbones [71/1026] has challenged Jareeta [550/1064] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/16 22:52:50] Birdbones [505/1026] has come upon kenyon [1205/1332] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:25:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/13/16 06:58:03] Birdbones [591/1026] has come upon Babar [178/972] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 02:33:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/13/16 23:09:11] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:13:24 from level 79.
[07/15/16 15:27:00] zid, Lemelisk, and Tratos [2115/2954] have team battled Birdbones, Douhet, and Gatewayy [1582/2794] and won! 0 days, 10:03:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 23:17:17] abra0, Scar3cr0w, and blind [2080/2278] have team battled MJ94, Birdbones, and Adar [555/2280] and won! 4 days, 13:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 01:41:04] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 04:02:40 is added to his clock.
[07/16/16 01:44:44] Onceuponaban [152/539] has come upon Birdbones [645/1026] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:11:11 is added to Onceuponaban's clock.
[07/17/16 05:30:48] jcll [53/117] has challenged Birdbones [925/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to jcll's clock.
[07/17/16 12:07:42] Birdbones left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/16 08:25:50] Birdbones [165/1000] has challenged Eldoreth [248/357] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:15:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/18/16 15:29:56] ifsp, DrOfBaconNomics, and XJR-9 [550/1607] have team battled Birdbones, Str1ngS, and MrGlass [29/2221] and won! 0 days, 01:11:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 18:33:33] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:35:39 towards level 79.
[07/19/16 01:01:49] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:04:41 from level 79.
[07/19/16 05:34:40] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:01:23 from level 79.
[07/19/16 06:52:14] Birdbones [994/1000] has come upon Pokota [402/573] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:25:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/20/16 02:01:50] Birdbones [171/1000] has come upon mwhahaha [516/598] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:48:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/20/16 11:46:31] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:19:36 towards level 79.
[07/20/16 16:36:15] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:50:47 from level 79.
[07/21/16 10:25:38] Kussie, dindinx, and Birdbones [144/1937] have team battled a1291762, Bvarne, and MadMan [1485/2320] and lost! 0 days, 16:06:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/16 00:52:42] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:11:31 is added to his clock.
[07/22/16 09:08:45] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:20:51 towards level 79.
[07/23/16 17:57:18] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 13:54:49 is added to his clock.
[07/24/16 10:29:07] ville [510/786] has challenged Birdbones [468/1000] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from ville's clock.
[07/24/16 10:29:07] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 74 ring! ville picks it up, tossing his old level 71 ring to Birdbones.
[07/26/16 05:28:40] arlen [373/1015] has come upon Birdbones [572/998] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:55 is added to arlen's clock.
[07/26/16 17:02:17] vegadark, Birdbones, and irix [2307/2454] have team battled Andries, MrGlass, and RBecker [837/2033] and won! 2 days, 01:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 07:21:26] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:07:48 towards level 79.
[07/27/16 11:09:08] Birdbones [932/998] has come upon pfoley [28/598] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:15:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/27/16 16:25:18] shandor [158/717] has come upon Birdbones [829/998] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:58:04 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/27/16 17:55:11] Zaratustra [752/796] has challenged Birdbones [422/998] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/27/16 22:08:23] pixelate, DiCE, and Tenorman [1366/1528] have team battled Woona, theemstra, and Birdbones [506/2204] and won! 0 days, 00:15:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 13:02:17] Birdbones [800/998] has challenged stonehammer [173/424] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:10:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/31/16 01:55:26] SirNeo [27/449] has come upon Birdbones [876/998] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:15:40 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[07/31/16 20:17:47] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:36:43 towards level 79.
[07/31/16 21:31:52] godog, Diitto, and Bvarne [2566/2607] have team battled freeboson, Birdbones, and Gatewayy [1569/2444] and won! 0 days, 15:09:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 05:10:14] Scar3cr0w, Birdbones, and Majak [1834/2077] have team battled Cameron_D, PersonalJ, and damyan [1698/2821] and won! 1 day, 21:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 13:55:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 29 days, 15:59:00 toward level 79.
[08/01/16 19:25:31] kork, Stokim, and Andries [557/1172] have team battled Sixbierehomme, HeavyPodda, and Birdbones [1033/2637] and lost! 0 days, 12:46:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/16 23:52:57] SarahD [265/586] has come upon Birdbones [150/998] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:55:08 is removed from SarahD's clock.
[08/02/16 02:28:41] vox, Herb_Tarlek, and Darky [1634/2202] have team battled Tenorman, Birdbones, and Pithlit [1882/2280] and lost! 0 days, 22:00:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 09:47:19] Birdbones [434/998] has challenged Fluttershy [486/1071] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:28:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/03/16 17:13:37] Birdbones [224/998] has come upon cjrc [87/482] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:59:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/04/16 04:25:03] NickBusey [28/36] has challenged Birdbones [4/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:13 is removed from NickBusey's clock.
[08/04/16 23:21:45] Birdbones, vox, and ruan [882/2202] have team battled Crazycatlady, SchrodingersScat, and Scar3cr0w [1407/1634] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/16 01:03:02] lipek [643/1192] has come upon Birdbones [238/998] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:33:30 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/06/16 06:16:24] DongQuixote [30/49] has challenged Birdbones [267/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to DongQuixote's clock.
[08/07/16 18:37:39] Birdbones [364/998] has challenged Jim [197/354] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:14:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/16 02:12:26] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/16 08:55:58] Birdbones [871/1004] has come upon PinkiePie [527/586] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:10:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/10/16 05:09:52] Birdbones, HeavyPodda, and tspange [441/2680] have team battled roy, Lemelisk, and pfoley [595/2304] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/16 08:38:44] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:56 towards level 79.
[08/11/16 08:37:10] Regnor [536/936] has come upon Birdbones [961/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:25:25 is added to Regnor's clock.
[08/13/16 03:40:28] Crazycatlady, NoodleCake, and Kalinakov [299/1969] have team battled godog, Birdbones, and soltys [2253/2292] and lost! 0 days, 10:04:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 04:03:38] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:36:37 is added to his clock.
[08/14/16 13:13:26] Birdbones [502/1004] has come upon oooooooooooooooo [124/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/14/16 22:46:06] Sailor_Venus [261/411] has challenged Birdbones [335/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:09:04 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[08/15/16 02:49:38] godog [234/664] has challenged Birdbones [888/1004] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to godog's clock.
[08/16/16 19:57:52] yano [314/653] has challenged Birdbones [448/1004] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to yano's clock.
[08/18/16 00:28:41] Pascal, SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and Ladon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/16 00:28:47] Ladon [618/990] has come upon Birdbones [808/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:12:39 is added to Ladon's clock.
[08/18/16 08:27:33] Herb_Tarlek, Lios, and CrowZero [172/1585] have team battled ruan, Mithkabob, and Birdbones [360/1707] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 21:28:05] Cameron_D, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [2130/3050] have team battled Anaxyn, MontyZuma, and Darky [2434/2634] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 02:17:52] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:13 towards level 79.
[08/19/16 13:17:22] CrowZero [222/234] has challenged Birdbones [42/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from CrowZero's clock.
[08/19/16 13:51:45] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:38 towards level 79.
[08/20/16 08:34:27] Birdbones [966/1004] has challenged Onceuponaban [381/557] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:58:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/21/16 21:44:15] PersonalJ, pfoley, dindinx, and Birdbones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/16 06:54:44] theemstra [470/733] has come upon Birdbones [56/1004] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:26:37 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/23/16 04:01:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 23 days, 04:05:40 toward level 80.
[08/23/16 11:37:00] ville, Anaxyn, and Adar [1385/2109] have team battled Birdbones, Plasmastar, and Merkel [486/1631] and won! 0 days, 14:44:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 21:48:40] Birdbones left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/16 01:36:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 17:47:46 from level 80.
[08/24/16 14:02:01] Birdbones, idisjunction, and Mateusz [208/2785] have team battled Str1ngS, double, and Firien [1852/2118] and lost! 2 days, 06:49:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/16 10:02:23] Bvarne [579/779] has challenged Birdbones [889/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:02 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[08/26/16 22:06:45] Birdbones [859/972] has challenged CrowZero [115/333] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:24:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/27/16 03:08:36] Tratos [746/976] has challenged Birdbones [460/972] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:41:23 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[08/28/16 17:01:11] Relayer [19/285] has challenged Birdbones [326/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Relayer's clock.
[08/28/16 23:32:46] Birdbones [31/972] has come upon Brainiac [409/712] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:18:18 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/16 07:50:19] blizgerg, Tzic, and SirNeo [334/2221] have team battled MrGlass, Firien, and Birdbones [563/2397] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 09:33:19] Jim, Birdbones, and Bvarne [1148/2129] have team battled rharwood, tmberg, and SN4T14 [991/1743] and won! 0 days, 06:06:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 09:46:55] Birdbones [289/972] has come upon kenyon [42/1381] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:32:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/30/16 23:58:28] robox [346/615] has challenged Birdbones [335/972] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:49:11 is removed from robox's clock.
[09/01/16 03:33:40] Birdbones [171/972] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [335/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:27:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/01/16 17:22:04] Birdbones [419/972] has come upon oooooooooooooooo [109/481] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:32:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/02/16 02:48:11] Evrial [4/635] has come upon Birdbones [18/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:51 is added to Evrial's clock.
[09/02/16 10:27:47] Birdbones [563/972] has come upon SN4T14 [6/443] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:36:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/02/16 17:07:02] Birdbones, Misza, and FakeWizard [1179/2496] have team battled shandor, ryushe, and ruan [541/1996] and won! 0 days, 19:48:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/16 20:50:01] theemstra [554/746] has come upon Birdbones [699/972] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:02:44 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/02/16 21:27:13] magnetik, yond, and Birdbones [2234/2642] have team battled tspange, dxrt, and rharwood [1989/2280] and won! 5 days, 15:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 03:00:26] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:04:10 towards level 80.
[09/03/16 09:03:38] shandor [354/744] has come upon Birdbones [166/972] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:05 is removed from shandor's clock.
[09/03/16 09:03:38] shandor has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 7 days, 03:14:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/03/16 13:59:16] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:02 towards level 80.
[09/04/16 22:24:57] Satoshi, Birdbones, and SynthesizerPatel [2510/2560] have team battled Boohbah, Andries, and suterismus [2441/2644] and won! 6 days, 04:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 00:43:10] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:26:28 is added to his clock.
[09/05/16 14:44:55] Mirc0p [517/572] has challenged Birdbones [333/972] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:17:29 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[09/05/16 14:49:33] Jim, Birdbones, and daemoneye [17/2076] have team battled Chuck, ruan, and Relayer [931/1189] and lost! 0 days, 09:18:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/16 10:29:19] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:33:48 towards level 80.
[09/06/16 12:19:35] LOG_BOT [10/213] has challenged Birdbones [712/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to LOG_BOT's clock.
[09/08/16 12:42:23] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:23:29 from level 80.
[09/11/16 20:41:35] Birdbones [968/972] has come upon argus [372/563] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:15:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/13/16 02:09:44] Pyrine [44/47] has challenged Birdbones [334/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to Pyrine's clock.
[09/13/16 06:59:41] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:31 towards level 80.
[09/13/16 20:50:49] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:07:55 from level 80.
[09/27/16 19:34:14] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:11 towards level 80.
[09/28/16 10:28:17] JensRex [247/411] has challenged Birdbones [81/972] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:15 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/28/16 15:49:22] Birdbones has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:49:12 from level 80.
[09/29/16 07:30:15] pants, Nofew, and IdleMaster [1514/2192] have team battled Birdbones, daemoneye, and yano [156/2269] and won! 0 days, 20:12:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/16 23:43:00] Furry [435/636] has challenged Birdbones [116/972] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:08:50 is removed from Furry's clock.
[09/30/16 18:44:45] Virtual, Bkid, and fattrat [138/1630] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and fangfufu [1166/2427] and lost! 1 day, 09:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 19:58:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 11 days, 15:40:06 toward level 80.
[10/02/16 05:55:39] Zarniwoop [92/130] has challenged Birdbones [106/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Zarniwoop's clock.
[10/03/16 01:54:43] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:38:40 from level 80.
[10/04/16 12:53:48] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:32:12 is added to his clock.
[10/05/16 20:06:31] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:55:20 is added to his clock.
[10/06/16 21:22:58] Birdbones, ChasedSpade, and damyan [1096/2660] have team battled robochot, SchrodingersScat, and yano [211/1735] and won! 2 days, 03:49:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/16 05:47:44] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:14:27 from level 80.
[10/10/16 07:21:54] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:40 towards level 80.
[10/11/16 15:29:17] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:28 towards level 80.
[10/14/16 18:54:37] moffz0r [218/324] has come upon Birdbones [117/972] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from moffz0r's clock.
[10/14/16 21:02:06] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:59:40 towards level 80.
[10/15/16 16:52:10] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:31:53 towards level 80.
[10/16/16 09:03:48] brendan [145/1017] has come upon Birdbones [531/972] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:10:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/16/16 18:12:13] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:44:12 towards level 80.
[10/17/16 02:31:58] astropoint [222/606] has challenged Birdbones [686/972] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:04:45 is added to astropoint's clock.
[10/18/16 03:58:33] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:22:37 towards level 80.
[10/18/16 23:16:01] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:39:07 towards level 80.
[10/21/16 00:20:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 6 days, 14:19:17 toward level 80.
[10/21/16 17:10:11] Birdbones [666/972] has challenged fangfufu [114/565] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:49:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/22/16 06:14:51] Realmy [28/512] has challenged Birdbones [836/972] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:45:18 is added to Realmy's clock.
[10/23/16 14:40:59] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:02:22 towards level 80.
[10/25/16 00:42:51] BURUT [237/919] has come upon Birdbones [509/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:42 is added to BURUT's clock.
[10/25/16 05:20:34] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:42:04 is added to his clock.
[10/25/16 10:07:52] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:15 towards level 80.
[10/25/16 10:53:26] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/16 05:16:18] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:22 towards level 80.
[10/26/16 11:19:53] Birdbones reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/16 09:44:55] Birdbones [637/963] has challenged kensington [284/605] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:41:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/29/16 14:39:57] Herb_Tarlek, SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and Zye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/16 18:40:51] Brainiac, pants, and astropoint [394/2038] have team battled LordH, Birdbones, and eva42 [1555/3192] and lost! 2 days, 11:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/16 10:52:33] SynDroid, Birdbones, and zid [942/2082] have team battled arlen, JensRex, and ruan [484/2084] and won! 0 days, 02:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 00:59:59] Birdbones, MetaNova, and Iceman [1396/1634] have team battled zankore, Mylon, and DrOfBaconNomics [18/1988] and won! 0 days, 02:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 09:19:23] Birdbones [741/963] has challenged damyan [3/980] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:46:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/01/16 10:19:46] stonehammer [339/786] has challenged Birdbones [910/963] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:01:32 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[11/02/16 13:39:30] JensRex, yano, and Birdbones [274/2231] have team battled woonack, Nofew, and Mylon [412/1721] and lost! 1 day, 22:51:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/16 16:57:47] Ttech, astropoint, and bl4ckscor3 [2528/2604] have team battled Birdbones, damyan, and daemoneye [300/2669] and won! 0 days, 04:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 19:21:17] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:56 towards level 80.
[11/03/16 01:58:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 21:56:40 from level 80.
[11/03/16 04:25:16] rt [7/208] has challenged Birdbones [668/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to rt's clock.
[11/03/16 13:38:43] Bradicus [453/594] has challenged Birdbones [710/963] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:04:10 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[11/03/16 19:35:00] Birdbones [412/963] has come upon Meta [170/725] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:04:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/04/16 05:44:43] Birdbones [945/963] has challenged Asara [655/1117] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:18:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/05/16 01:02:41] Nofew [597/983] has come upon Birdbones [97/963] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:22:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/06/16 20:08:22] Birdbones [321/963] has challenged SN4T14 [47/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:05:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/07/16 00:32:34] Woona [232/848] has come upon Birdbones [36/963] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:47:57 is removed from Woona's clock.
[11/07/16 03:11:05] Zaratustra [164/921] has challenged Birdbones [277/963] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:29:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/07/16 07:12:33] Birdbones [252/963] has challenged himuraken [3/500] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:48:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/08/16 07:24:04] osannatas [24/27] has challenged Birdbones [254/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to osannatas's clock.
[11/08/16 11:23:05] Birdbones [180/963] has challenged idisjunction [870/1071] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:58:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/09/16 00:25:01] Budzogan [20/525] has come upon Birdbones [559/963] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:10:26 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[11/09/16 17:13:13] Birdbones [791/963] has come upon robochot [324/445] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:03:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/12/16 00:27:40] Relayer, Anaxyn, and Birdbones [1994/2224] have team battled allo, Tharbakery, and eva42 [1012/2234] and won! 0 days, 03:54:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 16:30:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 15 days, 16:25:44 toward level 80.
[11/13/16 00:48:32] Birdbones [536/963] has come upon JeDaYoshi [92/420] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:01:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/13/16 05:58:47] Birdbones [439/963] has come upon Lios [4/883] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:27:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/13/16 07:21:00] IronY, Fluttershy, and abra0 [55/2255] have team battled PersonalJ, Asara, and Birdbones [2782/2858] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 15:36:30] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:04 towards level 80.
[11/14/16 17:21:31] Birdbones [817/963] has challenged Setsu [529/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:03:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/15/16 00:52:49] Birdbones [75/963] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [193/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:49:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/16 21:38:31] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:53 from level 80.
[11/16/16 23:19:54] himuraken [158/500] has come upon Birdbones [146/963] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:30:46 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[11/17/16 15:42:16] IdleMaster [119/492] has challenged Birdbones [572/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:33:55 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/18/16 12:43:52] Birdbones, LordH, and Silvanus_Betrium [1701/2498] have team battled elix0r, kork, and SlowRiot [1203/1435] and won! 1 day, 17:28:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 18:00:43] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:07:05 is added to his clock.
[11/18/16 20:18:44] Birdbones [263/963] has come upon Str1ngS [148/567] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:31:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/16 05:57:01] Birdbones, torg, and elbie [1016/1625] have team battled JensRex, damyan, and brycec [943/2147] and won! 0 days, 05:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 17:25:09] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/16 19:01:25] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:01 towards level 80.
[11/22/16 00:06:30] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:03 from level 80.
[11/22/16 08:22:39] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:54 towards level 80.
[11/22/16 13:30:53] jstg [7/620] has challenged Birdbones [214/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:19:11 is added to jstg's clock.
[11/22/16 18:30:46] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:42 towards level 80.
[11/22/16 19:03:23] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:24 towards level 80.
[11/23/16 05:20:22] Iciloo [21/187] has challenged Birdbones [358/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Iciloo's clock.
[11/24/16 13:49:50] Birdbones [721/951] has challenged Mithkabob [257/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/16 17:30:01] Birdbones [889/951] has come upon Zoddo [504/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/16 18:09:01] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:04 from level 80.
[11/25/16 06:56:31] Cenhinen [192/609] has challenged Birdbones [267/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:14 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[11/25/16 07:35:28] MJ94, Birdbones, and droogie [208/2633] have team battled theZoMBiE, mordac, and fattrat [1800/2241] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 07:42:55] SN4T14, Satoshi, and Birdbones [2054/2194] have team battled Sundance, tspange, and pants [353/2100] and won! 0 days, 04:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/16 15:40:24] Bkid [218/656] has come upon Birdbones [141/951] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:44:50 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[11/25/16 15:40:24] Bkid has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:55:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/26/16 02:43:54] Birdbones [353/968] has challenged yasdorian [116/580] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/27/16 01:56:30] FakeWizard [55/633] has come upon Birdbones [378/968] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:01:19 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/27/16 16:19:13] Pithlit [15/509] has challenged Birdbones [955/968] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:58:42 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[11/28/16 05:32:17] Birdbones, dzen, and Bkid [1433/2034] have team battled pixelate, Pithlit, and jstg [1517/1626] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/16 13:19:25] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:35:17 towards level 81.
[11/29/16 14:51:17] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:50:03 from level 81.
[11/30/16 01:05:15] Birdbones [947/968] has come upon gabriel [931/1137] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:43:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/01/16 16:21:18] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:08:49 towards level 81.
[12/02/16 16:03:08] khmerboy [40/100] has challenged Birdbones [954/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/03/16 00:58:28] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:27:44 towards level 81.
[12/03/16 13:46:46] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:18 towards level 81.
[12/05/16 11:09:10] Birdbones [270/968] has come upon xa [35/372] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:34:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/05/16 16:22:12] Birdbones [59/968] has come upon Levivig [146/537] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:53:40 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/06/16 05:10:42] Lios [747/889] has come upon Birdbones [79/968] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:56:57 is removed from Lios's clock.
[12/07/16 06:12:22] Bloonface [257/348] has challenged Birdbones [673/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Bloonface's clock.
[12/07/16 19:54:24] Birdbones [148/968] has come upon a1291762 [313/1029] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:45:23 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/08/16 03:20:35] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:39 towards level 81.
[12/10/16 02:30:03] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:41:50 is added to his clock.
[12/10/16 18:24:44] Birdbones burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/16 05:28:38] Birdbones [716/961] has challenged Oooooog [474/526] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:20:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/11/16 23:35:50] rt [77/421] has challenged Birdbones [475/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:54 is added to rt's clock.
[12/12/16 05:57:50] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:57 towards level 81.
[12/12/16 15:57:13] max, LordH, and jenksy [132/2346] have team battled Birdbones, xa, and sphere_au [0/1567] and won! 0 days, 19:50:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 21:17:22] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:56:23 from level 81.
[12/15/16 19:12:15] gabriel [657/1156] has challenged Birdbones [588/961] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:31:58 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[12/15/16 19:31:25] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:33:04 towards level 81.
[12/16/16 22:40:25] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:12:45 from level 81.
[12/17/16 13:29:03] pfoley [220/640] has challenged Birdbones [499/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:16 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/18/16 03:34:32] kork [204/276] has challenged Birdbones [326/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:41:57 is added to kork's clock.
[12/20/16 21:23:54] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:30:44 towards level 81.
[12/23/16 16:25:48] Birdbones [431/961] has challenged Lemelisk [755/1139] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:27:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/24/16 11:32:30] Birdbones [331/961] has challenged FakeWizard [104/825] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:32:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/24/16 15:33:55] abra0 [8/840] has challenged Birdbones [710/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:01 is added to abra0's clock.
[12/25/16 02:17:43] Goodkat [33/59] has challenged Birdbones [920/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Goodkat's clock.
[12/26/16 01:56:46] lysobit__ [59/148] has challenged Birdbones [554/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to lysobit__'s clock.
[12/27/16 10:24:07] CornFly [413/925] has come upon Birdbones [121/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:47:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/27/16 18:55:29] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:59:19 towards level 81.
[12/27/16 22:43:38] MrGlass [260/739] has come upon Birdbones [440/961] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:53:13 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/29/16 04:30:22] Nofew [876/988] has come upon Birdbones [945/961] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:05:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/29/16 08:28:12] brendan [120/1054] has come upon Birdbones [916/961] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:12:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/29/16 20:24:07] noother [522/974] has come upon Birdbones [325/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:20:11 is removed from noother's clock.
[12/29/16 23:20:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 13 days, 07:51:19 toward level 81.
[12/30/16 07:18:49] Birdbones, FakeWizard, and XJR-9 [1600/2489] have team battled glook, IndigoTiger, and Darky [694/2235] and won! 3 days, 18:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 09:21:18] gabriel [192/1056] has challenged Birdbones [60/961] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[01/01/17 07:07:30] Birdbones [495/961] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [200/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:31:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/01/17 12:32:34] Birdbones [594/961] has come upon Levivig [479/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:15:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/01/17 16:16:38] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:54 towards level 81.
[01/02/17 21:54:21] Satoshi [300/783] has challenged Birdbones [576/961] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:48:30 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/06/17 06:07:33] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:04:07 towards level 81.
[01/06/17 10:29:18] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:39:08 towards level 81.
[01/07/17 03:21:45] Birdbones [960/961] has come upon Str1ngS [159/556] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:05:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/07/17 03:33:56] Birdbones [345/961] has challenged zid [720/841] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:49:42 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/08/17 22:15:01] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:34:17 is added to his clock.
[01/09/17 02:46:39] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:34:44 is added to his clock.
[01/09/17 12:19:52] ville, Pithlit, and kensington [1039/1897] have team battled Globalirc, Birdbones, and womblecat [422/2097] and won! 5 days, 07:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 13:19:47] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:35 towards level 81.
[01/09/17 21:40:01] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:09 towards level 81.
[01/09/17 22:31:11] Birdbones, dclaw123, max, and Tzic have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/17 13:04:18] freeboson [330/640] has challenged Birdbones [564/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:44 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/12/17 05:59:36] Fluttershy [514/869] has come upon Birdbones [464/961] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:32:14 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/13/17 11:37:47] osannatas [228/427] has come upon Birdbones [147/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:53:55 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[01/13/17 17:09:18] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:47:20 towards level 81.
[01/14/17 12:16:36] Birdbones, bootdisk, and XJR-9 [1327/2094] have team battled IndigoTiger, Lios, and Mordraan [1733/2186] and lost! 2 days, 00:39:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/17 14:53:37] Milquetoast [503/945] has come upon Birdbones [400/961] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:32:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/16/17 03:53:45] Birdbones [959/961] has challenged Evrial [303/543] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:22:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/16/17 07:42:45] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:21 towards level 81.
[01/17/17 09:23:02] dclaw123 [350/781] has come upon Birdbones [804/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:46 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[01/17/17 14:16:54] iViLe [213/1011] has come upon Birdbones [465/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:53 is added to iViLe's clock.
[01/17/17 21:53:11] dclaw123 [654/781] has come upon Birdbones [20/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:20:57 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[01/18/17 02:58:38] Birdbones lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:14 from level 81.
[01/18/17 16:04:45] Birdbones, agrajag, and ruan [275/2239] have team battled Eldoreth, MetaNova, and Killerkid [1604/2117] and lost! 0 days, 14:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 00:27:43] Birdbones [434/961] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [804/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:10:39 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/21/17 18:00:04] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:17 towards level 81.
[01/22/17 18:37:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 10:44:52 toward level 81.
[01/23/17 05:25:08] everbrew [645/745] has come upon Birdbones [629/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:03:25 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[01/24/17 18:58:51] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/17 18:18:05] irix [355/1046] has challenged Birdbones [635/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:16:36 is added to irix's clock.
[01/26/17 04:12:54] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:36 towards level 81.
[01/27/17 04:59:37] TauPan, Birdbones, max, and dxrt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/17 05:19:48] Jareeta [574/1112] has challenged Birdbones [835/945] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[01/27/17 16:34:42] Birdbones [424/945] has challenged xa [71/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:49:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/28/17 11:37:52] Birdbones [572/945] has come upon simple [95/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/28/17 13:15:52] Birdbones [587/945] has come upon holloway [68/655] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/28/17 13:28:39] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:40 from level 81.
[01/29/17 06:35:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:15:01 from level 81.
[01/31/17 18:33:07] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:15 towards level 81.
[01/31/17 22:54:10] Mirc0p [449/485] has come upon Birdbones [696/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:05 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/31/17 23:10:46] TauPan, Gizmokid2005, and Fattyeater [305/1568] have team battled Birdbones, SirMonkeybox, and Asara [2900/2997] and lost! 0 days, 07:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/17 04:03:44] Birdbones [76/955] has come upon Sundance [494/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:50:30 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/17 06:49:18] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:28 towards level 81.
[02/02/17 01:45:42] Mithkabob, kork, and nickware [713/1317] have team battled kenyon, Birdbones, and Agent86 [1872/2643] and lost! 2 days, 05:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/17 02:32:27] PiotrekD [213/656] has come upon Birdbones [172/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:42 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/02/17 06:20:38] Ladon, simple, and gabriel [1541/2916] have team battled Syloq, Birdbones, and Furry [1078/1906] and won! 1 day, 13:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 08:37:24] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:31 from level 81.
[02/03/17 05:50:44] Birdbones [182/955] has come upon AbacusAvenger [372/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:39 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/03/17 06:27:02] Grums [194/376] has challenged Birdbones [405/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Grums's clock.
[02/04/17 10:04:13] Birdbones [926/955] has challenged Crazycatlady [9/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/17 13:33:41] Majak, Birdbones, and MrGlass [566/2198] have team battled Furry, Xenthys, and elf [2127/2220] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/17 19:51:29] JuanMaestro [49/602] has challenged Birdbones [80/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/05/17 09:12:16] petrichor [420/623] has challenged Birdbones [550/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:57 is added to petrichor's clock.
[02/05/17 09:37:37] Nofew, double, and Birdbones [1757/2739] have team battled ruan, Eldoreth, and SN4T14 [405/1955] and won! 0 days, 14:58:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 16:40:45] Misza [917/927] has come upon Birdbones [514/955] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:46:19 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/07/17 16:41:40] Birdbones, nickware, and PersonalJ [1869/2281] have team battled bl4ckscor3, religion, and Fattyeater [1067/1434] and won! 1 day, 06:41:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 18:54:34] Birdbones [261/955] has come upon SirMonkeybox [910/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:24:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/08/17 21:15:12] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:09:14 towards level 81.
[02/10/17 01:59:03] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:40:29 is added to his clock.
[02/10/17 06:49:23] Birdbones [293/955] has come upon Zoddo [522/691] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:38:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/10/17 14:15:12] Crazycatlady [522/534] has come upon Birdbones [832/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:02:33 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/11/17 01:32:30] Birdbones [22/955] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [144/780] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/11/17 05:49:38] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:08 towards level 81.
[02/11/17 23:58:10] qbit, elbie, and PiotrekD [1188/1600] have team battled Birdbones, theemstra, and JuanMaestro [379/2296] and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 07:26:07] dtype [447/704] has challenged Birdbones [853/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to dtype's clock.
[02/12/17 10:10:13] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:20 from level 81.
[02/12/17 20:42:54] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:57 towards level 81.
[02/15/17 07:58:48] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:14:23 is added to his clock.
[02/16/17 03:55:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 06:55:27 from level 81.
[02/16/17 05:39:44] Chuck [813/816] has come upon Birdbones [411/955] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:22:51 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[02/16/17 17:40:20] Eiam, Birdbones, and Zaratustra [853/2564] have team battled arlen, womblecat, and awgh [344/1751] and won! 0 days, 11:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 04:25:02] Birdbones [468/955] has come upon ToHellWithGA [353/408] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:03:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/17 04:56:47] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:33:42 towards level 81.
[02/18/17 18:29:28] Killerkid [20/931] has come upon Birdbones [343/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:17:49 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[02/22/17 22:35:46] Milquetoast [194/945] has come upon Birdbones [903/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/23/17 17:52:12] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:16:49 from level 81.
[02/24/17 05:30:23] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:23 towards level 81.
[02/24/17 14:05:43] soltys [102/686] has come upon Birdbones [17/955] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:44:46 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/24/17 20:12:44] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:49:19 towards level 81.
[02/25/17 03:54:16] Birdbones [611/955] has challenged everbrew [95/724] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:56:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/25/17 04:54:33] xa [286/469] has challenged Birdbones [7/955] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:05:09 is removed from xa's clock.
[02/25/17 09:38:45] vuffie [3/15] has challenged Birdbones [222/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to vuffie's clock.
[02/25/17 16:47:06] Birdbones [43/955] has come upon pfoley [249/641] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:33:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/26/17 07:34:36] freeboson, Birdbones, and elbie [289/2214] have team battled Heisenberg, Bvarne, and simple [1922/2439] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/17 03:48:56] Birdbones [32/955] has come upon TauPan [205/299] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:11:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/27/17 11:05:36] Birdbones [270/955] has challenged Euronur [275/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:57:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/17 11:32:49] Andries, Bradicus, and everbrew [1371/2061] have team battled Birdbones, HeavyPodda, and bl4ckscor3 [96/2323] and won! 0 days, 15:59:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 16:00:51] ohnx [278/415] has come upon Birdbones [888/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:18 is added to ohnx's clock.
[02/28/17 22:14:54] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:55:25 towards level 81.
[03/01/17 14:21:27] Birdbones [925/955] has challenged yasdorian [97/545] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:11:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/02/17 01:43:40] blind, Birdbones, and lipek [2885/3083] have team battled Chuck, freeboson, and shymega [1575/2020] and won! 0 days, 07:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/17 09:24:44] Birdbones [519/955] has come upon SchrodingersScat [79/847] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:43:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/03/17 11:15:57] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:44 towards level 81.
[03/03/17 17:52:26] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:43 towards level 81.
[03/03/17 20:47:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 22:09:25 toward level 81.
[03/03/17 21:41:42] Birdbones [249/955] has come upon khmerboy [402/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:52:23 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/17 03:40:10] Birdbones [893/955] has challenged Taffer [259/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:42:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/17 03:40:10] Birdbones has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:01:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/04/17 08:41:42] Firien [167/785] has challenged Birdbones [902/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:01:20 is added to Firien's clock.
[03/05/17 08:49:03] Birdbones [165/955] has challenged Eiam [405/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/05/17 16:09:28] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:04 towards level 81.
[03/07/17 08:20:01] Birdbones [356/946] has come upon irix [381/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:58:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/07/17 09:36:28] Eldoreth, Everyman, and godog [1026/2060] have team battled sasaniak, Birdbones, and pants [1856/2176] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/17 22:00:43] idlerpgww [174/266] has challenged Birdbones [825/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/09/17 09:12:14] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:17:27 is added to his clock.
[03/13/17 19:26:02] WallIdl [294/833] has come upon Birdbones [867/946] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:02 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[03/14/17 05:17:10] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:12:00 from level 81.
[03/15/17 05:43:56] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:18:32 from level 81.
[03/15/17 07:40:42] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:03:29 is added to his clock.
[03/16/17 04:57:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 03:26:25 toward level 81.
[03/16/17 15:34:21] RedW, brycec, and yasdorian [162/1975] have team battled Cameron_D, BronyDee, and Birdbones [2900/2919] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/17 01:13:35] cirdan [305/753] has come upon Birdbones [23/946] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:00 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/17/17 18:00:22] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:11:00 from level 81.
[03/18/17 19:45:04] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:22:48 from level 81.
[03/19/17 14:27:39] Birdbones [649/946] has come upon ehjax [85/231] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:45:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/21/17 04:29:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 31 days, 20:58:41 toward level 81.
[03/23/17 16:56:34] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:06 towards level 81.
[03/23/17 18:40:59] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:58 towards level 81.
[03/23/17 20:37:47] Avocet [275/309] has come upon Birdbones [150/946] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:31 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[03/25/17 23:55:52] SynthesizerPatel, CornFly, and PriceChild [744/2378] have team battled dwfreed, Birdbones, and fattrat [2509/2576] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 12:45:05] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:06 towards level 81.
[03/26/17 22:09:37] himuraken, Grums, and Birdbones [881/1882] have team battled allo, J, and PriceChild [1012/1624] and lost! 1 day, 08:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/17 08:51:35] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:30 from level 81.
[03/27/17 10:34:43] XJR-9, AngryParsley, and SchrodingersScat [658/2460] have team battled MetaNova, Eldoreth, and Birdbones [1430/2063] and lost! 1 day, 19:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/17 17:00:23] Gatewayy, Virtual, and gabriel [1140/2212] have team battled bootdisk, vegadark, and Birdbones [387/2026] and won! 0 days, 20:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 04:59:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 01:10:52 from level 81.
[03/28/17 16:29:42] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:15 towards level 81.
[03/29/17 10:03:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 10 days, 00:31:16 toward level 81.
[03/30/17 03:52:37] Birdbones [551/946] has come upon pants [272/733] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:05:26 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/31/17 02:04:35] Andries [662/771] has come upon Birdbones [84/946] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:13:16 is removed from Andries's clock.
[04/01/17 09:11:34] Birdbones [39/946] has challenged himuraken [141/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:46:42 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/01/17 20:45:20] Birdbones [896/946] has come upon elbie [369/766] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:12:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/01/17 21:27:52] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:38:45 is added to his clock.
[04/03/17 00:45:00] Birdbones [808/946] has come upon Grums [172/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:06:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/04/17 00:13:40] IndigoTiger [35/996] has come upon Birdbones [449/946] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:45:32 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[04/05/17 02:48:28] abra0 [402/832] has come upon Birdbones [493/946] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:23:17 is added to abra0's clock.
[04/05/17 03:39:42] Brady [208/255] has challenged Birdbones [886/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/05/17 05:40:04] Birdbones [920/946] has challenged cirdan [665/788] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:46:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/05/17 05:40:04] Birdbones has dealt cirdan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:25:52 is added to cirdan's clock.
[04/05/17 13:27:33] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:55 towards level 81.
[04/05/17 19:01:26] AbacusAvenger [524/854] has come upon Birdbones [353/946] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:15 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/06/17 17:18:27] mayli [232/246] has challenged Birdbones [342/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to mayli's clock.
[04/07/17 05:07:58] Birdbones had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:07 towards level 81.
[04/08/17 14:43:03] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:43 from level 81.
[04/10/17 09:51:20] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:24 towards level 81.
[04/10/17 13:41:12] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:09:22 is added to his clock.
[04/10/17 18:25:05] Birdbones [826/946] has challenged Fattyeater [55/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/10/17 21:43:27] roy, borsin, and Birdbones [1826/1919] have team battled qbit, agrajag, and abra0 [685/2384] and won! 0 days, 08:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 07:29:51] Birdbones [80/946] has challenged Cypher [234/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/11/17 10:30:58] rharwood [212/581] has challenged Birdbones [50/946] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:35:38 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[04/11/17 10:30:58] In the fierce battle, Birdbones dropped his level 72 set of leggings! rharwood picks it up, tossing his old level 26 set of leggings to Birdbones.
[05/02/17 12:58:11] Birdbones [832/905] has come upon Atan [183/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:39:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/03/17 21:20:11] Zaratustra, simple, and yawgmoth [922/2548] have team battled Sundance, idlerpgww, and Birdbones [1610/2111] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 12:27:51] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:41 from level 81.
[05/04/17 14:49:33] Psilocybe [10/395] has challenged Birdbones [493/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/05/17 01:02:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 16:46:48 toward level 81.
[05/06/17 01:20:11] ville [286/660] has challenged Birdbones [349/905] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:37:55 is added to ville's clock.
[05/06/17 08:18:35] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:32:42 is added to his clock.
[05/06/17 08:32:34] ville, Birdbones, elf, and Chuck have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/17 17:00:51] Birdbones [35/905] has come upon TauPan [158/300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:22 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/17 04:12:50] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:06:48 is added to his clock.
[05/10/17 13:00:35] Birdbones [754/905] has challenged RBecker [722/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/11/17 13:08:37] Birdbones [269/905] has challenged manish17xxx [208/690] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:53:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/11/17 18:07:16] Xenthys [297/654] has come upon Birdbones [280/905] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:13:01 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/12/17 01:53:10] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:56:21 towards level 82.
[05/12/17 23:14:57] Zye [496/739] has come upon Birdbones [581/905] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:19:12 is added to Zye's clock.
[05/13/17 04:12:22] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 20:13:26 is added to his clock.
[05/14/17 09:33:01] Birdbones [688/905] has challenged lipek [1043/1188] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:22:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/14/17 12:54:35] shymega [43/512] has come upon Birdbones [893/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:31:24 is added to shymega's clock.
[05/14/17 13:19:38] kensington, AngryParsley, and Syloq [1267/1863] have team battled Birdbones, Killerkid, and Eldoreth [568/2165] and won! 0 days, 05:14:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 13:44:13] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:44:53 from level 82.
[05/14/17 14:43:53] sjums_the_great [150/441] has challenged Birdbones [331/905] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/14/17 22:35:57] Birdbones [902/905] has challenged vox [974/1058] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:20:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/15/17 10:44:31] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:23:52 towards level 82.
[05/16/17 23:47:00] max [439/760] has challenged Birdbones [35/905] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:53:01 is removed from max's clock.
[05/17/17 04:25:23] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:31:26 towards level 82.
[05/17/17 10:10:55] Mirc0p [58/541] has come upon Birdbones [309/905] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:49:48 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/17/17 13:40:00] Birdbones [186/905] has come upon Jareeta [974/1126] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:37:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/18/17 00:48:36] Birdbones [246/905] has come upon manish17xxx [303/693] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:55:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/18/17 03:53:04] MJ94 [739/913] has challenged Birdbones [4/905] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:52:44 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/18/17 09:28:19] simple, Birdbones, and zid [189/2658] have team battled SudoKing, NoodleCake, and Mateusz [804/2342] and lost! 1 day, 09:06:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 23:51:38] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 23:53:23 is added to his clock.
[05/18/17 23:57:49] Crazycatlady [162/561] has challenged Birdbones [69/905] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:41 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/19/17 02:53:07] soltys [529/554] has come upon Birdbones [579/905] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:29:30 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/19/17 20:46:48] Satoshi, Woona, and yasdorian [183/2253] have team battled Birdbones, gollum, and Ttech [1532/2799] and lost! 1 day, 06:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/17 09:49:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 6 days, 02:48:47 toward level 82.
[05/21/17 15:54:34] JuanMaestro, theZoMBiE, and ohnx [44/2360] have team battled Birdbones, kinopu, and Killerkid [1351/1826] and lost! 2 days, 22:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 20:34:25] Andries [324/744] has come upon Birdbones [312/905] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:50:10 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/22/17 02:34:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 28 days, 03:30:55 toward level 82.
[05/22/17 15:22:04] chadi [25/379] has challenged Birdbones [433/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/23/17 12:21:46] MrGlass [172/793] has challenged Birdbones [527/905] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:12:43 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/23/17 18:34:29] pants, woonack, and Zaratustra [335/2317] have team battled Birdbones, zifnab06, and Fattyeater [917/1754] and lost! 1 day, 22:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 02:30:07] arlen [308/918] has challenged Birdbones [136/905] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:43:08 is removed from arlen's clock.
[05/25/17 04:01:44] Fluttershy [376/886] has come upon Birdbones [69/905] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:15:43 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/25/17 09:33:17] Tenorman [848/1076] has come upon Birdbones [562/905] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:19:00 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/25/17 10:31:54] Socks [312/566] has challenged Birdbones [605/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:32:07 is added to Socks's clock.
[05/25/17 20:34:05] Birdbones [794/905] has challenged jstg [58/688] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:18:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/27/17 21:35:20] Bl4ckC0r3, blizgerg, and Birdbones [1020/2469] have team battled Psilocybe, DrOfBaconNomics, and idisjunction [1851/2746] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/17 21:44:52] Birdbones [705/905] has challenged Frogging101 [382/575] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:35:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/28/17 00:45:31] Birdbones [452/905] has challenged Oooooog [495/528] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:19:27 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/28/17 15:57:44] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:40 towards level 82.
[05/28/17 22:34:59] AbrahamLinksys, Avon, and Taffer [1279/2642] have team battled Birdbones, shymega, and FakeWizard [1734/2282] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 16:14:43] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:02:52 from level 82.
[06/01/17 06:04:08] elf [683/879] has come upon Birdbones [834/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:40:56 is added to elf's clock.
[06/01/17 23:43:16] Torgeir [3/160] has challenged Birdbones [3/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[06/03/17 10:26:32] Birdbones [87/905] has come upon shymega [497/526] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:49:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/03/17 14:18:41] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:56:44 from level 82.
[06/04/17 09:51:55] Birdbones [217/905] has come upon Bl4ckC0re [117/317] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:22:26 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/09/17 19:10:01] Birdbones sharpened the edge of his weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/17 01:55:25] Birdbones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:43:44 from level 82.
[08/12/17 05:56:27] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:15:13 towards level 82.
[08/12/17 13:06:06] Birdbones [416/926] has come upon SlowRiot [705/924] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:06:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/14/17 06:48:17] theemstra [569/896] has come upon Birdbones [289/926] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:34:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/14/17 12:48:28] blizgerg, ruan, and Birdbones [558/2560] have team battled Nistur, uhmmm, and woonack [480/1448] and won! 3 days, 21:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 01:35:02] Psilocybe [54/710] has come upon Birdbones [486/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:16 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/15/17 10:45:48] daemoneye [87/261] has challenged Birdbones [393/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[08/16/17 14:10:31] Birdbones stole arlen's level 43 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 26 set of leggings behind, which arlen then takes.
[08/17/17 00:58:05] Zaratustra [326/1139] has challenged Birdbones [184/941] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:10:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/18/17 14:53:43] Woona [527/957] has come upon Birdbones [840/941] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:33:45 is added to Woona's clock.
[08/18/17 18:04:53] Skyie [117/634] has challenged Birdbones [308/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:04 is added to Skyie's clock.
[08/18/17 18:19:05] jstg, Mateusz, and PinkiePie [1423/2407] have team battled Birdbones, os-5185, and manish17xxx [618/2121] and won! 2 days, 18:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 14:08:28] Mars [367/434] has challenged Birdbones [761/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/22/17 08:38:19] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:45:46 towards level 82.
[08/23/17 09:40:29] Birdbones [519/941] has come upon sigmg [347/540] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:17:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/23/17 10:37:02] damyan, Birdbones, and ToHellWithGA [28/2124] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Boohbah, and Gatewayy [1432/2481] and lost! 2 days, 12:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 10:53:26] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:12:02 from level 82.
[08/24/17 03:26:47] Birdbones [782/941] has come upon KeboDK [502/1039] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:15:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/24/17 17:12:04] noother [97/171] has come upon Birdbones [101/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:12 is added to noother's clock.
[08/24/17 21:29:24] theemstra [829/896] has challenged Birdbones [853/941] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:35:26 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/26/17 07:17:35] fattrat [997/1197] has challenged Birdbones [101/941] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/26/17 20:54:08] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:37 towards level 82.
[08/27/17 14:20:15] david [5/185] has challenged Birdbones [18/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to david's clock.
[08/28/17 15:24:25] Birdbones [366/941] has come upon KeboDK [193/1039] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:41:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/17 06:04:21] Globalirc, meffe, and Birdbones [550/2121] have team battled Ironhoof, Boulder, and freeboson [1631/2370] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 01:19:33] Birdbones [95/941] has come upon DalaiLamer [37/354] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:53:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/30/17 01:51:03] Birdbones [240/941] has challenged ruan [305/541] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:42:15 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/30/17 21:15:51] Birdbones [771/941] has challenged Dork_Knight [343/354] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:48:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/31/17 13:26:24] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:42:18 is added to his clock.
[09/01/17 18:48:15] exa [64/89] has challenged Birdbones [648/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to exa's clock.
[09/02/17 11:19:50] Birdbones, bigjay, and brendan [339/3441] have team battled Realmy, Tenorman, and xit [1545/2354] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/17 06:40:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 17 days, 14:11:32 toward level 82.
[09/03/17 12:03:49] Birdbones [249/941] has come upon RBecker [681/772] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:52:15 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/03/17 22:54:31] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:52 towards level 82.
[09/05/17 11:14:19] Birdbones has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:11:40 from level 82.
[09/05/17 17:59:55] Birdbones [324/941] has come upon pants [138/756] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:48:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/06/17 02:28:24] Nistur, JensRex, and HeavyPodda [323/2530] have team battled Birdbones, Beavis, and Crazycatlady [679/2684] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/17 16:09:04] sjefen6, Birdbones, and DalaiLamer [889/1714] have team battled Avocet, Kylie, and kline [258/1626] and won! 0 days, 10:46:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 04:52:01] dwfreed, Birdbones, and Lemelisk [1211/2551] have team battled fattrat, bigjay, and codedeeply [2459/2964] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/17 09:28:51] Boohbah, tspange, and Fluttershy [1657/2404] have team battled elbie, Birdbones, and Brainiac [616/2440] and won! 0 days, 21:32:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 11:43:44] Majak [390/474] has challenged Birdbones [676/941] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/10/17 00:20:52] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:19:36 from level 82.
[09/10/17 03:38:57] Birdbones [417/941] has come upon canton7 [347/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:22:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/10/17 11:47:43] Birdbones [370/941] has challenged lipek [439/1187] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/12/17 16:38:29] SpikeX, dwfreed, and dclaw123 [1954/2041] have team battled Birdbones, IdleMaster, and Asara [2000/2683] and lost! 3 days, 06:59:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/17 02:58:04] Majak, Bkid, and Birdbones [1400/2253] have team battled LordH, adamchainz, and suterismus [2550/2719] and lost! 2 days, 19:57:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/17 23:05:39] Birdbones [313/951] has challenged max [113/746] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:09:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/16/17 10:48:44] Birdbones [151/951] has come upon ville [396/579] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:22:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/16/17 21:07:53] Birdbones burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/17 01:33:39] Birdbones [155/946] has challenged challene [183/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:39 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/03/17 06:04:00] Birdbones [524/946] has come upon Realmy [56/1043] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:09:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/03/17 16:30:05] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:19:21 is added to his clock.
[10/03/17 19:08:15] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:04:07 from level 82.
[10/04/17 16:16:43] Birdbones [431/946] has come upon kork [56/243] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:56:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/06/17 01:18:03] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:10:21 from level 82.
[10/07/17 03:18:14] Mithkabob [389/554] has challenged Birdbones [143/946] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[10/07/17 03:50:41] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:07 towards level 82.
[10/07/17 16:40:18] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:48 towards level 82.
[10/08/17 10:10:43] TauPan, Mithkabob, and elf [397/1795] have team battled Birdbones, Bradicus, and Cameron_D [2973/3103] and lost! 3 days, 07:35:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/17 14:11:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 06:44:41 toward level 82.
[10/08/17 16:58:09] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:09:16 is added to his clock.
[10/08/17 20:55:00] valdur55, LordH, and Birdbones [218/2682] have team battled PiotrekD, LegendaryQ, and Avocet [1485/1920] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/17 03:14:08] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:30 towards level 82.
[10/09/17 10:13:52] Birdbones [337/946] has challenged Asara [261/1179] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:42:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/09/17 10:13:52] Birdbones has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 5 days, 15:20:36 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/09/17 19:23:38] Birdbones [520/946] has come upon Tenorman [744/1032] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:29:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/11/17 07:46:23] MetaNova [329/763] has challenged Birdbones [407/946] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:00 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/12/17 00:43:32] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:03:38 from level 83.
[10/12/17 06:24:44] Birdbones [308/946] has come upon blizgerg [458/1089] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:54:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/14/17 03:02:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 08:49:09 from level 83.
[10/14/17 12:07:05] Birdbones [48/946] has come upon Zaratustra [14/1104] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 06:38:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/15/17 17:47:21] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:40:22 towards level 83.
[10/15/17 20:35:54] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:31:07 towards level 83.
[10/16/17 04:23:56] Birdbones [894/946] has challenged blizgerg [546/1089] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:49:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/18/17 20:46:09] Birdbones [349/946] has come upon pfoley [582/638] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:25:20 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/19/17 02:44:25] shandor [206/552] has come upon Birdbones [550/946] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:46:46 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/20/17 04:55:20] himuraken [410/885] has come upon Birdbones [443/946] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:04:42 is added to himuraken's clock.
[10/20/17 07:20:46] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 00:39:08 is added to his clock.
[10/20/17 14:41:35] Birdbones [921/946] has challenged Elgo [359/375] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:12:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/20/17 14:41:35] Birdbones has dealt Elgo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:37:38 is added to Elgo's clock.
[10/22/17 03:53:08] Birdbones [765/946] has challenged IdleBot [1746/1797] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:53:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/22/17 06:56:28] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:34:47 from level 83.
[10/23/17 05:07:23] Birdbones, Brainiac, and exa [1419/2058] have team battled at0m, RistoUuranmaki, and AbrahamLinksys [1532/1672] and lost! 0 days, 23:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 13:28:28] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 06:03:50 is added to his clock.
[10/24/17 05:06:42] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:22:13 towards level 83.
[10/24/17 10:10:00] Taffer [155/763] has challenged Birdbones [290/946] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/24/17 10:40:17] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:34:39 towards level 83.
[10/25/17 14:51:36] basepi, Birdbones, and Boohbah [955/2639] have team battled kork, brendan, and SirMonkeybox [315/2635] and won! 2 days, 22:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 05:11:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 23:16:34 from level 83.
[10/26/17 06:18:50] shandor [29/584] has come upon Birdbones [577/946] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:07:35 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/26/17 07:29:31] Birdbones [887/946] has come upon MadMan [801/1017] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:48:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/26/17 20:58:52] LordH, Birdbones, and MJ94 [2562/2916] have team battled elf, Heisenberg, and Agent86 [946/2372] and won! 2 days, 22:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 16:29:38] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:14:38 towards level 83.
[10/29/17 12:28:46] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 04:37:34 is added to his clock.
[10/30/17 20:45:41] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:03:38 from level 83.
[10/31/17 00:22:21] SpikeX [448/505] has challenged Birdbones [318/946] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:06:39 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[10/31/17 04:09:58] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:08:52 is added to his clock.
[10/31/17 23:17:42] rxcomm, elbie, and KeboDK [1540/2726] have team battled sunri5e, Birdbones, and Heisenberg [121/2334] and won! 3 days, 06:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 12:45:12] Cypher, nickware, and Realmy [2670/2690] have team battled MetaNova, vegadark, and Birdbones [2172/2342] and won! 1 day, 02:39:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 06:56:50] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:27:46 from level 83.
[11/04/17 09:39:08] Birdbones burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/17 00:01:08] Birdbones [787/945] has challenged mwhahaha [3/636] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:00:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/05/17 00:50:22] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:27:49 is added to his clock.
[11/05/17 05:36:21] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 20:14:39 is added to his clock.
[11/05/17 14:56:41] Realmy [161/1051] has challenged Birdbones [735/945] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Realmy's clock.
[11/05/17 19:07:50] Birdbones [498/945] has challenged Zaratustra [27/1097] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:07:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/05/17 23:29:13] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:24:22 is added to his clock.
[11/06/17 00:20:47] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:05:37 towards level 83.
[11/06/17 05:07:53] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:44:23 towards level 83.
[11/06/17 13:21:58] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:31:38 towards level 83.
[11/06/17 16:35:15] Herb_Tarlek, Birdbones, and coco [1638/2048] have team battled Mirc0p, Boohbah, and Tenorman [1620/2560] and won! 0 days, 05:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 23:20:10] Birdbones [143/945] has challenged glorgamitch [189/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:08 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/08/17 06:14:51] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:01 towards level 83.
[11/10/17 03:00:15] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:42:02 towards level 83.
[11/11/17 08:54:22] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:02:17 towards level 83.
[11/11/17 22:01:32] Birdbones [144/945] has challenged allo [136/486] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/12/17 06:04:12] loomysh [163/488] has challenged Birdbones [462/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:59 is added to loomysh's clock.
[11/12/17 17:43:44] ishanyx [196/397] has challenged Birdbones [182/945] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[11/14/17 08:13:20] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:12:57 from level 83.
[11/15/17 12:18:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 06:36:42 from level 83.
[11/15/17 20:03:49] Birdbones broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:41:04 from level 83.
[11/16/17 07:41:24] Birdbones [868/945] has come upon Mithkabob [156/535] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:00:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/16/17 09:05:16] Birdbones [890/945] has come upon xa [76/605] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:29:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/17/17 14:47:42] Birdbones [321/945] has challenged neurospex [900/1116] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:32:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/17/17 15:21:35] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:26:26 towards level 83.
[11/18/17 00:51:12] Birdbones [513/945] has challenged Tenorman [485/1035] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:27:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/18/17 08:37:24] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:06:03 is added to his clock.
[11/18/17 09:56:35] brendan [979/1430] has come upon Birdbones [359/945] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:40:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/19/17 01:23:37] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:18 towards level 83.
[11/23/17 12:53:28] Lenny [10/53] has challenged Birdbones [132/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Lenny's clock.
[11/23/17 22:56:38] agrajag [181/892] has come upon Birdbones [396/945] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:21:46 is added to agrajag's clock.
[11/24/17 15:36:03] nickware, RistoUuranmaki, and woonack [358/1830] have team battled Birdbones, Sprort, and Dork_Knight [1522/1775] and lost! 9 days, 21:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/17 18:46:00] yano [363/678] has challenged Birdbones [853/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:16 is added to yano's clock.
[11/25/17 06:39:08] Birdbones, coco, and uhmmm [433/2223] have team battled Dork_Knight, bigjay, and pixelate [452/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 05:06:05] Birdbones [696/945] has come upon Gerdesas [494/622] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:42:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/26/17 07:13:12] dwfreed, Gizmokid2005, and glorgamitch [883/2049] have team battled allo, Birdbones, and dclaw123 [1969/2417] and lost! 1 day, 11:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 20:02:54] Birdbones [708/945] has challenged ncarl747 [679/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:54:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/27/17 05:42:06] simple, zankore, and cirdan [2005/2479] have team battled Birdbones, qwerty, and Gatewayy [1870/2085] and won! 1 day, 01:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 05:33:09] Birdbones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:43:31 from level 83.
[11/28/17 15:58:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 05:25:51 toward level 83.
[11/28/17 20:36:32] Birdbones [763/945] has come upon Milquetoast [294/958] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:46:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/17 03:14:29] Birdbones [694/945] has come upon vrillusions [100/1013] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:26:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/17 06:57:33] Atan, Birdbones, and Crazycatlady [1542/2116] have team battled Lemelisk, Eldoreth, and moveax [382/2309] and won! 2 days, 19:36:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 12:05:09] Birdbones [11/945] has come upon J [551/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:13:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/01/17 13:32:49] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:59 towards level 83.
[12/02/17 06:48:12] valdur55 [305/747] has challenged Birdbones [596/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:58 is added to valdur55's clock.
[12/02/17 13:04:01] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:01 towards level 83.
[12/03/17 17:43:57] ejai [93/236] has challenged Birdbones [420/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to ejai's clock.
[12/03/17 20:17:02] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:59:56 is added to his clock.
[12/04/17 03:48:22] Birdbones stole Sixbierehomme's level 60 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 36 set of leggings behind, which Sixbierehomme then takes.
[12/04/17 22:18:48] Birdbones, Zoddo, and qbit [659/2775] have team battled kork, Lios, and megaprogman [1532/1623] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 01:02:39] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:35 towards level 83.
[12/05/17 15:26:51] Birdbones, simple, and AbrahamLinksys [1172/2288] have team battled uhmmm, ilbelkyr, and basepi [567/2214] and won! 2 days, 11:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 20:28:54] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:48 towards level 83.
[12/06/17 07:51:43] Birdbones [883/966] has come upon PinkiePie [738/867] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:10:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/06/17 16:17:26] sigmg, PinkiePie, and Lios [664/2243] have team battled borsin, Birdbones, and kenyon [1700/2636] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/17 16:53:01] Birdbones [560/966] has challenged Vroomfondel [438/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:01:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/11/17 11:11:02] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:34 towards level 83.
[12/12/17 09:42:05] Birdbones [525/966] has come upon Zythan [88/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:48:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/12/17 10:02:11] Birdbones [293/966] has come upon fattrat [262/1174] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/12/17 13:09:15] pixelate, idlerpgww, and crysys [912/1428] have team battled Birdbones, brycec, and freeboson [225/2569] and won! 1 day, 01:21:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 02:21:50] Birdbones [693/966] has challenged m0shbear [623/774] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:03:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/15/17 01:38:32] Birdbones [209/966] has challenged exa [692/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/15/17 13:38:49] el [181/426] has challenged Birdbones [304/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to el's clock.
[12/15/17 21:45:29] Birdbones [768/966] has challenged Doctor [128/994] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:16:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/16/17 10:38:13] Yuhno [4/325] has come upon Birdbones [669/966] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:40 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/18/17 07:03:52] Birdbones misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:48 from level 83.
[12/18/17 07:12:51] SlowRiot, Khorne, Birdbones, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 09:44:42] os-5185, Birdbones, and Tenorman [1213/2897] have team battled Milquetoast, Taffer, and ohnx [679/2687] and won! 0 days, 15:37:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 19:50:03] Lnk, Birdbones, and Meta [653/2709] have team battled Syloq, CornFly, and Asara [535/2713] and won! 0 days, 05:41:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 04:17:57] Birdbones [533/966] has come upon codedeeply [330/832] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/20/17 16:34:28] Birdbones [705/966] has challenged dwfreed [249/513] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/27/17 22:15:08] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:21:11 from level 84.
[12/28/17 00:02:27] Andries [182/800] has challenged Birdbones [4/966] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:14:06 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/29/17 17:10:41] Birdbones is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:39:41 is added to his clock.
[12/30/17 23:34:51] Lenny, Eldoreth, and J [175/1910] have team battled Cameron_D, Birdbones, and el [410/2904] and lost! 0 days, 17:35:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 13:09:00] Birdbones [438/958] has come upon AbacusAvenger [329/861] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:16:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/31/17 18:03:46] Birdbones [256/958] has come upon dax [486/609] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:00:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/31/17 23:59:53] Birdbones [423/958] has come upon kupad [9/273] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:17:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/04/18 00:52:40] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:36 towards level 84.
[01/04/18 13:24:44] Birdbones [87/958] has come upon Fluttershy [864/1053] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:02:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/05/18 19:55:42] exa [441/866] has come upon Birdbones [340/958] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:28:17 is removed from exa's clock.
[01/07/18 04:59:46] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:54:35 is added to their clock.
[01/08/18 09:19:16] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:11:35 towards level 84.
[01/09/18 03:36:45] ToHellWithGA, sigmg, and allo [1712/1738] have team battled MadMan, Birdbones, and valdur55 [911/2774] and won! 0 days, 20:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 15:25:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 4 days, 09:01:19 toward level 84.
[01/11/18 22:02:31] Birdbones, ncarl747, and freeboson [1586/2624] have team battled CornFly, Eldoreth, and meffe [1266/2448] and won! 4 days, 02:34:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/18 03:47:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 29 days, 21:05:27 toward level 84.
[01/13/18 13:52:47] Birdbones left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/18 12:04:53] WereSquirrel [12/39] has challenged Birdbones [220/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to WereSquirrel's clock.
[01/15/18 01:42:38] Birdbones [755/935] has come upon lipek [794/1200] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:59:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/18 04:14:56] Birdbones [77/935] has challenged SlowRiot [527/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:08:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/18 18:34:20] Ironhoof, SirMonkeybox, and Vroomfondel [2247/2437] have team battled Realmy, codedeeply, and Birdbones [2455/2805] and lost! 3 days, 06:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/18 23:32:51] astropoint [204/206] has challenged Birdbones [82/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:36 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[01/16/18 04:40:19] nfsnobody, ejai, and xayto [1365/1683] have team battled Birdbones, cirdan, and pants [663/2693] and won! 0 days, 10:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 00:29:42] Eldoreth, JuanMaestro, and freeboson [1980/2438] have team battled Barry, Meta, and Birdbones [879/2208] and won! 2 days, 05:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 17:35:37] freeboson [323/797] has challenged Birdbones [446/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:42:31 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/18/18 17:48:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 13 days, 22:22:05 toward level 84.
[01/19/18 08:48:56] Birdbones [365/935] has challenged trashu [127/129] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/19/18 14:51:00] Birdbones [231/935] has challenged Milquetoast [26/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/20/18 10:14:10] Birdbones, Crazycatlady, and theemstra [56/2249] have team battled Asara, Dork_Knight, and Nistur [2295/2319] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 18:31:13] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:10:27 is added to their clock.
[01/20/18 20:28:29] Barry [167/264] has challenged Birdbones [63/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:02 is removed from Barry's clock.
[01/22/18 17:22:42] Birdbones, KeboDK, and osannatas [968/2739] have team battled ejai, meffe, and Fluttershy [1749/2039] and lost! 0 days, 05:33:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/18 20:16:52] Birdbones [738/935] has challenged Flonk [367/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/22/18 22:37:03] seanmnaes [151/235] has challenged Birdbones [244/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/23/18 21:43:45] Birdbones slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Birdbones's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/18 23:40:52] Birdbones [695/927] has challenged Brady [5/614] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:36:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/18 22:33:19] Lnk [505/673] has challenged Birdbones [817/927] in combat and lost! 13 days, 20:32:21 is added to Lnk's clock.
[01/25/18 02:24:52] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:30:08 from level 85.
[01/25/18 17:39:46] Birdbones [757/927] has challenged Mithkabob [155/433] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:57:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/25/18 19:47:28] Birdbones [321/927] has come upon Eiam [560/699] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:28:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/26/18 21:49:28] Birdbones [221/927] has challenged RedW [618/1000] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:21:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/28/18 05:53:31] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:32:46 from level 85.
[01/28/18 20:44:43] koyaan, Barry, and Brainiac [1500/1504] have team battled Birdbones, SpikeX, and elbie [226/2364] and won! 0 days, 05:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 10:36:01] Birdbones [769/927] has come upon lakwatsero [31/310] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:36:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/31/18 13:53:05] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:41:14 from level 85.
[01/31/18 15:43:18] basicMiracle, sloth, and Mirc0p [1392/1596] have team battled KeboDK, Birdbones, and dwfreed [1041/2317] and won! 0 days, 02:12:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 01:59:28] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:59:13 towards level 85.
[02/01/18 05:31:50] Birdbones [488/927] has come upon Bradicus [53/667] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:06:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/18 18:24:08] Birdbones, holloway, and dindinx [334/2436] have team battled basicMiracle, Dork_Knight, and Gizmokid2005 [604/2041] and lost! 1 day, 10:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/18 10:43:16] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:17:46 towards level 85.
[02/02/18 15:44:22] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 01:05:29 is added to their clock.
[02/03/18 13:47:29] Birdbones stole MJ94's level 250 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves their old level 60 pair of boots behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[02/03/18 21:02:01] Birdbones left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/18 23:27:47] Birdbones stole brycec's level 71 helm while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves their old level 65 helm behind, which brycec then takes.
[02/05/18 14:48:59] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 19:54:55 is added to their clock.
[02/06/18 07:52:36] Birdbones [115/1083] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [559/564] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:58:37 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/06/18 12:15:25] Birdbones [422/1083] has challenged woonack [313/446] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:03:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/06/18 20:43:19] Birdbones [946/1083] has come upon damyan [328/754] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:30:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/07/18 09:11:08] Birdbones [460/1083] has come upon hannesenator [117/1149] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:49:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/08/18 10:41:34] Ais [20/23] has challenged Birdbones [696/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to Ais's clock.
[02/08/18 11:14:57] SlowRiot, Fluttershy, Birdbones, and Cameron_D have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/18 05:22:32] Birdbones, moveax, and exa [246/2506] have team battled nfsnobody, Virtual, and Sixbierehomme [1738/2029] and lost! 1 day, 06:53:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/18 22:11:41] ilbelkyr, moveax, and Flonk [1356/1715] have team battled Birdbones, Roxana, and Zaratustra [2107/2759] and lost! 0 days, 20:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 03:10:06] kork, tmberg, and nickware [1291/1869] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and LukeLR [1264/2623] and won! 1 day, 00:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 12:47:59] Birdbones, grooverider, and Milquetoast [2367/3287] have team battled sunri5e, Sir_Lemming, and Globalirc [1643/2222] and won! 3 days, 00:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 06:11:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 13 days, 06:24:19 toward level 85.
[02/17/18 13:26:05] tmberg, Birdbones, and elf [1090/2959] have team battled uhmmm, Nistur, and kenyon [1131/2562] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 04:46:36] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:55 towards level 85.
[02/18/18 05:56:00] mordac [614/1130] has challenged Birdbones [34/1100] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:11:46 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/18/18 05:56:00] mordac has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:36:25 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/18 13:51:42] buksi, RistoUuranmaki, and sunri5e [860/1863] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Majak [1249/2199] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 17:00:45] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:39 towards level 85.
[02/19/18 06:41:10] ruan [591/868] has come upon Birdbones [61/1100] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:23:39 is removed from ruan's clock.
[02/19/18 17:20:48] Killerkid [733/766] has come upon Birdbones [231/1100] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:57:25 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/20/18 02:11:26] Birdbones [1085/1100] has challenged freeboson [571/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/20/18 03:49:40] Birdbones [417/1100] has come upon AbacusAvenger [359/845] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:07:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/20/18 09:24:25] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:10 towards level 85.
[02/20/18 18:24:47] bootdisk [332/878] has come upon Birdbones [422/1100] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:12:27 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/02/18 06:08:01] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:09:18 is added to their clock.
[03/03/18 20:20:39] Birdbones [94/1100] has come upon blind [250/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/03/18 21:57:12] Birdbones [211/1100] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [8/651] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/18 08:44:30] Birdbones [877/1100] has challenged ohnx [929/1023] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:27:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/18 13:12:56] Birdbones [414/1100] has come upon lightstalker [288/480] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:51:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/05/18 05:51:12] Birdbones [257/1100] has challenged Andries [12/783] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:11:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/05/18 15:54:22] elbie [681/809] has challenged Birdbones [1044/1100] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:28:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/07/18 05:45:10] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:51:01 towards level 86.
[03/07/18 14:03:10] Birdbones [827/1100] has come upon Roxana [79/832] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:18:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/07/18 22:26:43] lakwatsero, bl4ckscor3, and nomatame [501/1389] have team battled Elgo, ncarl747, and Birdbones [509/2394] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 12:55:06] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:13 towards level 86.
[03/08/18 13:10:44] Birdbones, xayto, and SirMonkeybox [972/2379] have team battled ishanyx, sbp, and Pici [333/2350] and won! 0 days, 01:40:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/18 21:20:15] theemstra, Atan, and robox [1810/2102] have team battled csssuf, IdleMaster, and Birdbones [2296/2519] and lost! 1 day, 19:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 20:26:21] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:01 towards level 86.
[03/11/18 01:37:03] qbit [535/784] has challenged Birdbones [383/1100] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:19:29 is removed from qbit's clock.
[03/11/18 01:37:03] qbit has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:06:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/18 03:23:37] EncryptedPotato [183/282] has challenged Birdbones [1088/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to EncryptedPotato's clock.
[03/12/18 10:39:19] Birdbones [436/1100] has come upon astropoint [129/621] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:25:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/18 14:42:17] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 18:40:24 is added to their clock.
[03/13/18 07:55:09] basepi [678/922] has challenged Birdbones [332/1100] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:51:31 is removed from basepi's clock.
[03/14/18 00:37:04] manish17xxx [356/797] has come upon Birdbones [816/1100] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:30:58 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[03/14/18 15:36:55] Crow [30/96] has challenged Birdbones [413/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to Crow's clock.
[03/14/18 19:07:20] Birdbones [766/1100] has challenged Boohbah [418/843] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:51:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/15/18 06:53:13] RBecker, Andries, and sasaniak [407/2224] have team battled Lios, Birdbones, and D.Va [207/2522] and won! 0 days, 05:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 12:49:07] adamchainz [27/582] has come upon Birdbones [955/1100] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:18:10 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[03/15/18 14:46:13] Hooloovoo [235/330] has challenged Birdbones [594/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/15/18 17:28:20] mordac [392/1130] has come upon Birdbones [419/1100] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:00:30 is added to mordac's clock.
[03/15/18 23:45:55] soltys, Birdbones, and awgh [1417/2722] have team battled LukeLR, acolarh, and Ttech [1756/2462] and lost! 0 days, 12:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 00:17:30] dindinx [844/917] has challenged Birdbones [379/1100] in combat and won! 20 days, 14:30:01 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/16/18 06:47:11] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:49:01 from level 86.
[03/16/18 11:34:28] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:46 towards level 86.
[03/16/18 17:08:03] Misza, kenyon, Ais, and Birdbones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/18 17:57:17] sasaniak, Birdbones, and pyporla [419/1857] have team battled RBecker, CornFly, and IdleMaster [84/2564] and won! 0 days, 00:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/18 19:24:13] ishanyx, RBecker, Birdbones, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/18 10:37:37] Birdbones [1003/1100] has challenged apiw [449/633] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/19/18 00:15:12] Birdbones [379/1100] has come upon kenyon [111/1254] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/20/18 04:54:40] sigmg [248/733] has challenged Birdbones [27/1100] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:57:25 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[03/20/18 06:23:08] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:11 from level 86.
[03/21/18 04:35:01] Birdbones [272/1100] has come upon dindinx [328/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:51:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/21/18 06:38:53] dwfreed [89/502] has come upon Birdbones [557/1100] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:32:10 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/21/18 11:12:18] Majak, KeboDK, and PinkiePie [1353/2209] have team battled Birdbones, exa, and dclaw123 [123/3083] and won! 1 day, 03:12:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 23:22:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 15:22:42 toward level 86.
[03/22/18 09:17:29] niko [25/305] has challenged Birdbones [333/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to niko's clock.
[03/22/18 22:48:45] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:41:18 is added to their clock.
[03/24/18 00:43:35] jrosmith, dwfreed, and acolarh [1246/1418] have team battled Birdbones, soltys, and kork [652/1954] and won! 0 days, 07:43:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/18 09:55:10] Birdbones [1079/1100] has challenged poella [356/512] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:14:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/24/18 16:28:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 31 days, 03:15:27 toward level 87.
[03/25/18 04:33:26] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:42 towards level 87.
[03/25/18 08:27:01] Andries [471/770] has come upon Birdbones [23/1100] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:15:19 is removed from Andries's clock.
[03/26/18 22:18:06] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:36 towards level 87.
[03/28/18 05:03:30] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:23:58 towards level 87.
[03/28/18 11:01:26] Birdbones [479/1100] has challenged lakwatsero [53/360] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:38:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/28/18 12:30:27] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:45:57 from level 87.
[03/29/18 07:35:15] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:23:35 from level 87.
[03/29/18 17:30:07] qwerty, Birdbones, and AngryParsley [2414/2842] have team battled Evrial, zifnab06, and ilbelkyr [876/2086] and won! 1 day, 00:32:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 00:56:23] dwfreed, grooverider, and Evrial [2064/2341] have team battled Birdbones, sbp, and robox [729/2485] and won! 0 days, 07:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 07:46:40] sjefen6, pfoley, and Birdbones [764/2183] have team battled liara, alephnull, and AngryParsley [933/1524] and lost! 3 days, 21:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/18 15:49:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 17:05:50 toward level 87.
[04/01/18 09:41:59] Birdbones [479/1100] has come upon astropoint [189/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:09:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/01/18 11:42:44] Lemelisk, Birdbones, and abra0 [440/3248] have team battled borsin, IndigoTiger, and ohnx [1342/2901] and lost! 0 days, 22:50:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 08:00:07] Birdbones, Lios, and Sharky4 [936/2407] have team battled Evrial, niko, and Mrs.BigHead [682/1525] and won! 0 days, 10:19:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 09:07:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 10 days, 19:07:50 toward level 87.
[04/04/18 15:38:38] hoglahoo [121/605] has challenged Birdbones [527/1100] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[04/05/18 17:17:18] Birdbones [114/1100] has come upon TimWolla [187/292] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:28:34 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/05/18 18:55:01] Birdbones [4/1100] has come upon Wario [326/402] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:05:44 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/05/18 21:20:43] Tor [236/312] has challenged Birdbones [277/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/07/18 17:03:14] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:14:04 is added to their clock.
[04/08/18 09:35:33] snql [58/59] has challenged Birdbones [576/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:07 is added to snql's clock.
[04/08/18 11:28:45] Birdbones, WallIdl, and Dork_Knight [1299/2774] have team battled Wario, Sharky4, and rxcomm [418/1803] and won! 0 days, 21:15:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 12:09:21] Birdbones walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:39 from level 87.
[04/09/18 15:09:52] Birdbones [420/1114] has come upon crysys [458/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/18 04:03:03] Brady [106/632] has challenged Birdbones [220/1114] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:17:02 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/12/18 04:40:47] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:00 from level 87.
[04/12/18 10:10:48] Birdbones [484/1114] has challenged Khorne [814/1043] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:06:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/18 17:52:06] Birdbones, djm, Zaratustra, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/18 13:28:08] SN4T14, dindinx, and Birdbones [1187/2763] have team battled AgentThom, awgh, and astropoint [1463/1925] and lost! 3 days, 06:21:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 15:39:59] uhmmm, damyan, and Luamil [140/2272] have team battled Birdbones, ncarl747, and glorgamitch [227/2911] and lost! 0 days, 22:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/18 10:00:03] Birdbones, Mars, hoglahoo, and Boohbah have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/18 03:25:51] astropoint, Birdbones, TauPan, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/18 05:02:44] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 09:22:46 is added to their clock.
[04/16/18 11:11:42] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:24:23 from level 88.
[04/16/18 14:20:19] womblecat [502/529] has come upon Birdbones [1000/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:15 is added to womblecat's clock.
[04/17/18 03:04:12] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:25:04 towards level 88.
[04/17/18 16:41:59] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:44:40 towards level 88.
[04/18/18 13:12:25] ohnx, Birdbones, and adamchainz [2424/2741] have team battled himuraken, qwerty, and woonack [2116/2254] and won! 3 days, 05:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 11:13:46] neurospex, Cameron_D, and dindinx [1406/3548] have team battled Birdbones, Mateusz, and MJ94 [1608/2757] and lost! 3 days, 05:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 12:56:47] Birdbones [729/1114] has come upon KeboDK [61/900] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:46:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/18 21:48:09] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:54 towards level 88.
[04/20/18 18:26:07] Birdbones [697/1114] has come upon TimWolla [209/344] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:07:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/21/18 06:39:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 19:40:14 toward level 88.
[04/23/18 23:28:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 5 days, 16:20:05 toward level 88.
[04/24/18 06:10:19] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:47 from level 88.
[04/25/18 13:02:03] Birdbones, el, and TauPan [1197/2348] have team battled adamchainz, ncarl747, and Atan [190/2043] and won! 1 day, 00:45:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 13:04:28] Birdbones [427/1114] has come upon hannesenator [894/1128] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:59:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/25/18 22:34:57] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:03 towards level 88.
[04/27/18 11:32:27] dxtr [76/213] has challenged Birdbones [308/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to dxtr's clock.
[04/27/18 18:26:24] Birdbones walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:22:52 from level 88.
[04/29/18 17:39:39] Gerdesas [100/618] has challenged Birdbones [940/1114] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:49:36 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[04/29/18 22:41:32] Birdbones [428/1114] has challenged SirMonkeybox [100/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:46:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/18 02:54:28] awgh, lipek, and Birdbones [2754/3224] have team battled pfoley, Crazycatlady, and SirMonkeybox [479/1772] and won! 0 days, 15:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 19:59:41] dindinx, Birdbones, and AncalagonThBlack [2343/2692] have team battled mustek, Tor, and apiw [1909/2194] and won! 0 days, 04:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 13:42:19] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:45 from level 88.
[05/03/18 16:08:01] Birdbones [760/1114] has challenged pfoley [560/660] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/03/18 19:36:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 32 days, 20:44:48 toward level 89.
[05/05/18 01:53:18] Yuhno, buksi, and SpikeX [1496/1984] have team battled CornFly, Birdbones, and lipek [413/3369] and won! 1 day, 15:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 12:59:44] Eldoreth [280/931] has come upon Birdbones [393/1114] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:56:15 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/05/18 21:49:05] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:10 towards level 89.
[05/06/18 15:25:11] Euronur [444/685] has come upon Birdbones [119/1114] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:09:17 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[05/06/18 21:43:22] Birdbones [363/1114] has challenged Lnk [525/713] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:45:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/18 15:51:54] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:42 towards level 89.
[05/07/18 22:54:46] Birdbones [878/1114] has challenged Evrial [481/602] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:18:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/09/18 06:01:54] freeboson [114/849] has come upon Birdbones [368/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:26 is added to freeboson's clock.
[05/09/18 08:04:23] Birdbones, Killerkid, and acolarh [2071/2508] have team battled abra0, caeli, and SirMonkeybox [818/1892] and won! 0 days, 11:10:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 11:31:31] buksi [419/518] has come upon Birdbones [99/1114] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from buksi's clock.
[05/11/18 12:25:19] Birdbones [984/1114] has challenged speedmann [389/592] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/12/18 11:43:03] sedition [4/292] has come upon Birdbones [47/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:11 is added to sedition's clock.
[05/12/18 15:17:17] buksi, Birdbones, and womblecat [1058/2181] have team battled kenyon, IndigoTiger, and brycec [1369/3213] and lost! 1 day, 22:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/18 16:18:01] HeavyPodda [710/1033] has come upon Birdbones [281/1114] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:36:38 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/14/18 19:05:01] Birdbones, astropoint, and Eldoreth [1357/2673] have team battled mwhahaha, dwfreed, and Psilocybe [1631/2096] and lost! 0 days, 14:28:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 20:19:04] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:56:37 is added to their clock.
[05/14/18 23:37:33] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:37 towards level 89.
[05/15/18 06:04:11] Birdbones, double, and brendan [471/3403] have team battled Heisenberg, Geela, and moveax [1935/2096] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 09:52:13] Birdbones [158/1114] has come upon Roxana [556/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:39:59 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/15/18 10:44:22] Birdbones [1050/1114] has come upon ncarl747 [731/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:51:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/15/18 19:43:17] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:00 towards level 89.
[05/16/18 11:56:20] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:29 towards level 89.
[05/17/18 19:46:29] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:12 towards level 89.
[05/19/18 10:13:46] ruan [938/942] has come upon Birdbones [87/1255] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:12:59 is removed from ruan's clock.
[05/20/18 09:11:59] Birdbones [1013/1255] has come upon abra0 [972/1000] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/21/18 09:08:23] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:31 towards level 89.
[05/21/18 23:30:05] NRKist, Birdbones, and greekman [260/2341] have team battled KharmaScribbles, pixelate, and woonack [778/1244] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/18 13:30:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 08:32:52 toward level 89.
[05/22/18 16:03:48] abra0 [311/1000] has challenged Birdbones [844/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:42 is added to abra0's clock.
[05/23/18 01:18:23] Birdbones [735/1255] has challenged Agno [44/340] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:40:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/23/18 05:10:22] MrGlass [55/842] has come upon Birdbones [529/1255] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:27:26 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/23/18 08:16:52] Cameron_D [382/1622] has come upon Birdbones [995/1255] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:03:51 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[05/23/18 20:56:20] brendan [1162/1418] has come upon Birdbones [583/1255] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:56:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/24/18 14:21:32] Mirc0p [48/750] has challenged Birdbones [631/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:44:37 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/24/18 21:09:22] Birdbones burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/18 04:10:22] loomysh, Brainiac, and Birdbones [683/2677] have team battled canton7, robox, and Agent86 [96/2293] and won! 4 days, 22:31:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 13:19:13] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:27 towards level 90.
[05/25/18 14:07:21] codedeeply [109/850] has come upon Birdbones [76/1249] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:06:26 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[05/25/18 19:48:23] Birdbones [422/1249] has challenged exa [694/1003] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:50:40 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/26/18 05:08:45] gildarts, Pici, and robox [2113/2396] have team battled Andries, Birdbones, and Nofew [2809/3235] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/18 14:54:48] SpikeX [836/843] has challenged Birdbones [426/1249] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:32 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[05/28/18 04:09:50] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:18:16 from level 90.
[05/28/18 17:14:38] adamchainz [345/593] has come upon Birdbones [892/1249] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:14:23 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[05/29/18 09:38:25] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:24:24 from level 90.
[05/29/18 10:55:33] Sharky4 [402/642] has come upon Birdbones [137/1249] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:07:14 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[05/29/18 12:44:57] niko, Sixbierehomme, and Birdbones [1853/2516] have team battled Leetistan, xayto, and Brainiac [1602/1942] and won! 0 days, 15:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/18 06:45:20] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:00:08 towards level 90.
[05/31/18 16:44:45] soltys [481/579] has challenged Birdbones [760/1249] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:45:50 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/31/18 18:45:34] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:21:04 towards level 90.
[06/01/18 20:53:19] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:11:15 towards level 90.
[06/02/18 12:25:55] Cameron_D [568/1622] has come upon Birdbones [494/1249] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:59:21 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/02/18 21:56:09] vegadark [440/600] has challenged Birdbones [726/1249] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:33:15 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/03/18 01:57:30] dclaw123 [620/1026] has challenged Birdbones [242/1249] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:07:07 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[06/03/18 15:18:26] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:05:35 towards level 90.
[06/03/18 17:35:14] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:03:21 towards level 90.
[06/03/18 21:04:17] Eiam [534/699] has challenged Birdbones [358/1249] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:55:36 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/04/18 06:07:30] mwhahaha [620/928] has challenged Birdbones [23/1249] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:52:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/04/18 09:16:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 22:40:42 from level 90.
[06/04/18 09:46:58] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 20:18:34 is added to their clock.
[06/04/18 21:02:38] Psilocybe [285/719] has challenged Birdbones [1018/1249] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/05/18 02:56:14] Arland [49/75] has challenged Birdbones [830/1249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:07 is added to Arland's clock.
[06/06/18 11:26:03] Birdbones [341/1249] has challenged Cypher [886/1076] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:35:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/07/18 03:33:08] Birdbones sharpened the edge of their weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/18 08:41:57] Birdbones [687/1281] has challenged himuraken [762/930] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:16:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/08/18 15:44:53] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 21:36:28 is added to their clock.
[06/09/18 10:51:04] Birdbones [907/1281] has challenged Eldoreth [207/931] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:19:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/14/18 15:48:38] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:31:48 from level 90.
[06/15/18 06:34:05] Taffer [401/573] has come upon Birdbones [646/1281] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:37:50 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/15/18 10:33:28] Birdbones [469/1281] has come upon niko [235/601] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:59:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/16/18 07:16:10] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:47:54 is added to their clock.
[06/18/18 19:01:33] adamchainz [572/597] has come upon Birdbones [61/1281] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:31:28 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[06/19/18 15:18:03] apiw [120/682] has come upon Birdbones [542/1281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:06:35 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/19/18 17:12:00] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:10:14 towards level 90.
[06/19/18 18:31:15] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:20:14 towards level 90.
[06/20/18 14:00:39] Virtual [625/646] has challenged Birdbones [678/1274] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/20/18 22:07:11] adamchainz [231/597] has come upon Birdbones [347/1274] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:06:06 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[06/20/18 22:07:57] Birdbones, LegendaryQ, and cirdan [810/2714] have team battled PiotrekD, Crazycatlady, and Zaratustra [839/2221] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/18 18:30:17] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:48:06 towards level 90.
[06/22/18 19:20:30] Birdbones [759/1274] has challenged sjefen6 [139/775] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:28:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/22/18 23:20:32] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:42 towards level 90.
[06/23/18 00:14:39] Birdbones [661/1274] has come upon PinkiePie [11/882] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:32:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/24/18 01:10:54] Eldoreth, Birdbones, and kier [1795/3083] have team battled mefmef, IndigoTiger, and bootdisk [2634/2817] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/18 14:56:59] Birdbones [1120/1274] has challenged sigmg [345/737] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:52:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/25/18 07:02:34] Birdbones [185/1274] has challenged mordac [403/1085] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:07:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/25/18 18:39:42] lipek, kier, and fattrat [162/3290] have team battled Ironhoof, Birdbones, and speedmann [2832/3007] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 12:18:31] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:26:34 towards level 90.
[06/27/18 05:03:58] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:57 towards level 90.
[06/27/18 08:55:26] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:48 towards level 90.
[06/27/18 13:50:40] Majak [142/485] has come upon Birdbones [944/1274] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:44:02 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/28/18 10:33:33] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:45 from level 90.
[06/28/18 15:49:03] pfoley, grooverider, and Murii [2139/2284] have team battled sbp, Birdbones, and MetaNova [1089/2880] and won! 0 days, 16:24:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 19:52:00] J, Sundance, Birdbones, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/18 13:17:47] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:42 towards level 90.
[06/30/18 14:47:01] Birdbones [321/1274] has challenged Mateusz [337/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:19:10 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/01/18 14:59:49] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:50 towards level 90.
[07/01/18 23:44:05] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:53:06 is added to their clock.
[07/01/18 23:58:46] Birdbones [477/1274] has challenged CornFly [166/1121] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:50:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/02/18 06:29:48] Highdude [71/166] has challenged Birdbones [1042/1274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/02/18 16:58:58] Birdbones [624/1274] has come upon bobvador [328/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:26:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/02/18 19:11:27] Birdbones [1172/1274] has come upon ncarl747 [180/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:20:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/04/18 10:57:57] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:20 towards level 90.
[07/04/18 15:03:25] Lnk [182/856] has come upon Birdbones [975/1274] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:42:27 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/05/18 13:04:10] Birdbones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:16 from level 90.
[07/05/18 16:29:48] Birdbones [187/1274] has challenged robox [134/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/05/18 20:59:53] mordac, Bob, and Birdbones [971/3113] have team battled gildarts, Euronur, and borsin [562/1648] and won! 0 days, 02:59:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 08:57:56] Birdbones [1085/1274] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [654/748] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:44:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/18 20:39:42] SpikeX [130/841] has challenged Birdbones [607/1274] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:47:23 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[07/09/18 13:02:07] Birdbones [193/1274] has challenged HeavyPodda [209/979] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:39:41 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/10/18 07:06:02] Birdbones, Misza, and useless [2352/2759] have team battled Dork_Knight, womblecat, and Lemelisk [2011/2599] and won! 0 days, 00:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 12:51:31] womblecat, AncalagonThBlack, and Majak [979/1809] have team battled manish17xxx, Birdbones, and shandor [1134/2823] and lost! 3 days, 09:57:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 23:22:25] Birdbones [30/1274] has challenged J [310/685] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:37:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/18 18:35:07] cornfeedhobo [9/30] has challenged Birdbones [234/1274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/14/18 00:39:29] meffe [450/697] has challenged Birdbones [86/1274] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:39:56 is removed from meffe's clock.
[07/16/18 05:48:44] borsin [498/547] has come upon Birdbones [944/1274] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:32:59 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/16/18 10:59:23] Birdbones [311/1274] has challenged ruan [735/955] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:00:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/17/18 17:35:47] ruan [847/955] has come upon Birdbones [132/1274] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:06:07 is removed from ruan's clock.
[07/17/18 20:31:35] yano [400/698] has come upon Birdbones [836/1274] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:17:28 is added to yano's clock.
[07/18/18 11:08:46] Birdbones [234/1274] has come upon blizgerg [179/1179] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 04:23:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/20/18 01:13:51] Birdbones, Zaratustra, and holloway [2840/3390] have team battled M144, vegadark, and womblecat [1283/1631] and won! 2 days, 13:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/18 04:55:19] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:04:41 from level 91.
[07/21/18 03:26:42] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:58:03 towards level 91.
[07/22/18 07:12:32] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:01:00 towards level 91.
[07/22/18 21:52:59] Birdbones [822/1274] has challenged Lnk [74/856] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:58:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/24/18 10:28:24] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:57:16 towards level 91.
[07/25/18 11:34:47] Birdbones [285/1274] has come upon User4574 [80/86] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:03:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/25/18 14:36:58] freeboson, soltys, and TimWolla [1869/2395] have team battled gildarts, Milquetoast, and Birdbones [731/2741] and won! 0 days, 10:51:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 03:46:00] Birdbones, meffe, and kier [2624/2867] have team battled holloway, Geela, and Sharky4 [1994/2055] and won! 3 days, 12:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 13:26:36] Birdbones [804/1274] has come upon Zaratustra [135/1137] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:48:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/27/18 15:09:11] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:03 towards level 91.
[07/27/18 23:17:23] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:54:11 is added to their clock.
[07/30/18 03:18:33] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:10 towards level 91.
[07/30/18 04:46:10] Birdbones [705/1274] has come upon valdur55 [394/882] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:44:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/09/18 13:30:16] jrosmith [371/878] has come upon Birdbones [599/1274] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:12 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[08/11/18 15:26:28] Tor [1045/1079] has challenged Birdbones [42/1274] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:56:11 is removed from Tor's clock.
[08/12/18 01:54:28] soltys [58/587] has come upon Birdbones [336/1274] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:27:18 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/12/18 10:30:53] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:11:01 from level 91.
[08/12/18 14:20:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 07:24:37 toward level 91.
[08/12/18 21:40:22] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:39:27 from level 91.
[08/12/18 22:37:41] Birdbones [1224/1274] has challenged csc2ya [363/410] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:27:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/13/18 14:42:18] Ttech [990/1697] has come upon Birdbones [929/1274] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 13:30:24 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/13/18 22:27:30] DroppedPepsi [3/4] has challenged Birdbones [452/1274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to DroppedPepsi's clock.
[08/14/18 00:28:37] IdleMaster [710/758] has come upon Birdbones [952/1274] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 15:08:17 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/14/18 00:46:13] vox, elbie, and Birdbones [386/3166] have team battled yano, vegadark, and Sixbierehomme [697/1739] and lost! 3 days, 17:18:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/18 01:18:30] Iri, M144, and Birdbones [852/2294] have team battled Andries, bebbet, and suterismus [2133/2654] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/18 12:50:48] lipek, prime, and alephnull [1091/2404] have team battled Birdbones, Geela, and mefmef [574/2416] and won! 1 day, 01:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 01:17:57] ncarl747, Birdbones, and lightstalker [2409/2562] have team battled ToHellWithGA, sheu, and vegadark [1612/1976] and won! 0 days, 04:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 14:21:39] ruan [246/1211] has come upon Birdbones [1192/1274] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:26:46 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/15/18 16:16:22] wulk [418/483] has challenged Birdbones [955/1274] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to wulk's clock.
[08/15/18 21:40:11] IdleMaster [751/758] has come upon Birdbones [1273/1274] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 16:19:54 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/16/18 01:03:16] dindinx, lipek, and seanmnaes [100/3084] have team battled nickware, Birdbones, and Ttech [3740/3826] and lost! 1 day, 12:35:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 17:20:24] meffe [480/715] has come upon Birdbones [683/1274] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:38:28 is added to meffe's clock.
[08/17/18 12:14:19] Birdbones [501/1274] has come upon idlerpgww [435/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:42:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/17/18 14:32:50] Birdbones [1142/1274] has come upon waffles [68/483] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:25:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/20/18 10:07:07] Birdbones, LukeLR, and Globalirc [1883/2742] have team battled canton7, SpikeX, and HeavyPodda [830/2653] and won! 2 days, 05:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 11:58:37] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:54 towards level 91.
[08/21/18 05:50:07] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:50 towards level 91.
[08/21/18 17:40:35] Birdbones [300/1274] has challenged AbacusAvenger [8/858] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/23/18 04:25:25] WallIdl [305/757] has challenged Birdbones [864/1274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:10 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/24/18 22:47:43] Birdbones [594/1274] has challenged Yuhno [48/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:59:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/27/18 02:03:38] Sixbierehomme [406/449] has challenged Birdbones [410/1274] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:56:07 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/27/18 06:35:51] borsin [540/619] has come upon Birdbones [540/1274] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:31:04 is removed from borsin's clock.
[08/27/18 19:04:33] Birdbones [272/1274] has come upon Syloq [115/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:14:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/18 01:57:52] Birdbones [977/1274] has come upon elbie [49/713] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:51:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/18 10:14:27] Birdbones [485/1274] has challenged Yuhno [71/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/18 02:03:12] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:50 towards level 91.
[08/29/18 05:39:53] Birdbones [794/1274] has challenged idisjunction [918/939] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:57:37 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/18 23:26:58] Birdbones [1273/1274] has challenged Cameron_D [480/1623] in combat and won! 20 days, 19:27:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/30/18 01:26:22] idlerpgww [195/574] has challenged Birdbones [579/1274] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:38:51 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[08/30/18 18:13:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 19:11:41 from level 92.
[08/31/18 05:29:54] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:58:43 towards level 92.
[08/31/18 22:57:39] Birdbones [594/1274] has come upon LukeLR [473/687] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:42:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/01/18 00:08:12] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:18:45 towards level 92.
[09/01/18 03:44:12] Birdbones [1263/1274] has challenged yano [206/694] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:05:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/02/18 10:29:47] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:17:27 towards level 92.
[09/02/18 11:58:05] Zye, Birdbones, and Fluttershy [2024/3528] have team battled Tor, JensRex, and loomysh [327/2936] and won! 1 day, 05:11:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/18 03:35:21] Asara, IndigoTiger, and IdleMaster [872/3194] have team battled Birdbones, Taffer, and cirdan [1989/2696] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/18 22:33:01] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:04:51 towards level 92.
[09/07/18 09:34:34] D.Va [735/785] has challenged Birdbones [667/1274] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:57:15 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/07/18 11:35:12] brendan [261/1459] has challenged Birdbones [222/1274] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/18 20:38:04] Birdbones [1268/1274] has challenged vrillusions [79/1296] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:14:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/08/18 12:23:46] Birdbones [1109/1274] has come upon ilbelkyr [234/921] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:35:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/09/18 06:08:32] Ttech [1313/1691] has challenged Birdbones [321/1274] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:55:14 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/09/18 13:52:44] xit, Birdbones, and Sharky4 [76/2956] have team battled vox, Luamil, and waffles [2039/2359] and lost! 2 days, 22:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/18 20:11:13] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:13:26 from level 92.
[09/11/18 05:43:05] shymega [326/600] has come upon Birdbones [240/1274] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:07:31 is removed from shymega's clock.
[09/11/18 20:30:39] Killerkid [747/1034] has come upon Birdbones [1072/1274] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 10:25:19 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[09/13/18 02:19:44] Tor [692/1101] has challenged Birdbones [1157/1274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:24 is added to Tor's clock.
[09/13/18 21:12:11] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:28:20 from level 92.
[09/14/18 09:24:35] Birdbones [584/1274] has come upon dxtr [82/676] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:52:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/14/18 14:53:05] dclaw123, PiotrekD, and pfoley [1457/2317] have team battled alephnull, neurospex, and Birdbones [235/3066] and won! 2 days, 14:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/18 07:42:21] waifu [434/462] has challenged Birdbones [183/1274] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:14:45 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/16/18 13:48:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 04:04:18 from level 92.
[09/17/18 05:14:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 11 days, 09:24:06 toward level 92.
[09/17/18 11:55:30] ohnx [554/1045] has challenged Birdbones [492/1274] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:40:19 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[09/18/18 22:47:52] idlerpgww, kenyon, Birdbones, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/18 01:50:10] lipek, irix, and Lemelisk [1265/3474] have team battled Birdbones, MJ94, and ncarl747 [1808/2751] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/18 23:29:42] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:38:44 is added to their clock.
[09/20/18 05:50:04] lagertonne, soltys, and Mirc0p [536/1888] have team battled Desspugne, Birdbones, and Sharky4 [484/2252] and won! 0 days, 04:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/18 06:36:54] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:13 from level 92.
[09/21/18 08:38:47] Birdbones, HeavyPodda, and brycec [2837/3402] have team battled lagertonne, max, and SpikeX [99/2030] and won! 1 day, 01:14:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 15:03:48] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:46:55 is added to their clock.
[09/21/18 19:55:08] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:36 from level 92.
[09/22/18 02:29:01] bebbet [489/544] has challenged Birdbones [1074/1274] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:25 is added to bebbet's clock.
[09/22/18 05:43:17] JuanMaestro [639/901] has come upon Birdbones [163/1274] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:12:13 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/23/18 19:38:27] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:33 towards level 92.
[09/24/18 16:10:03] simple, Yuhno, and Agent86 [1727/2230] have team battled HeavyPodda, Birdbones, and TauPan [1327/2661] and won! 6 days, 22:16:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 07:03:29] Fluttershy [671/1053] has challenged Birdbones [381/1274] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:55:14 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/25/18 17:39:46] Birdbones [1249/1274] has challenged Courage [127/371] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:33:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/25/18 17:39:46] Birdbones has dealt Courage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:05:44 is added to Courage's clock.
[09/25/18 20:29:32] Birdbones [483/1274] has come upon Pici [87/1076] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:52:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/26/18 15:30:08] Birdbones stole KeboDK's level 264 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves their old level 250 pair of boots behind, which KeboDK then takes.
[09/27/18 08:56:40] Brainiac, gildarts, and Birdbones [552/2457] have team battled el, womblecat, and pants [2196/2443] and lost! 2 days, 08:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 11:34:40] Cypher [518/1212] has challenged Birdbones [1128/1287] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:32:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/29/18 19:37:23] Birdbones [7/1297] has challenged Agent86 [370/668] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:32:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/30/18 04:35:58] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:00:04 towards level 93.
[10/01/18 06:17:26] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:34:07 towards level 93.
[10/02/18 02:49:38] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:11:08 towards level 93.
[10/02/18 13:23:04] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:13:23 from level 93.
[10/02/18 19:30:54] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:41 towards level 93.
[10/04/18 01:12:49] Birdbones [1016/1297] has challenged Nistur [184/514] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:47:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/04/18 01:12:49] Birdbones has dealt Nistur a Critical Strike! 17 days, 13:44:14 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/04/18 06:55:44] Cameron_D [1610/1648] has come upon Birdbones [975/1297] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 14:32:12 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/04/18 12:09:32] Brady [39/677] has come upon Birdbones [8/1297] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:51:06 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/05/18 00:01:38] Birdbones, Beavis, and WallIdl [2527/3077] have team battled TauPan, Herb_Tarlek, and bootdisk [1282/2287] and won! 0 days, 23:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 15:25:56] Heisenberg [308/672] has challenged Birdbones [440/1297] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:02:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/06/18 20:09:57] Asara [1175/1319] has come upon Birdbones [655/1297] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:36:28 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/07/18 12:00:32] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:54:18 from level 93.
[10/07/18 12:41:28] LegendaryQ [181/455] has challenged Birdbones [1266/1297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:18:47 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[10/07/18 13:14:54] BagelBites [235/287] has challenged Birdbones [272/1297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[10/07/18 16:13:07] Birdbones, loomysh, and yano [1676/2772] have team battled RedW, elf, and shandor [260/2751] and won! 3 days, 12:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/18 21:32:02] el [10/915] has come upon Birdbones [310/1297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to el's clock.
[10/08/18 19:50:09] os-5185 [335/965] has come upon Birdbones [914/1297] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:33:47 is added to os-5185's clock.
[10/09/18 01:37:21] Birdbones [303/1297] has come upon PinkiePie [453/590] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:07:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/09/18 02:54:31] Birdbones [255/1297] has challenged mordac [944/1216] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:08:25 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/10/18 08:31:58] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:14 towards level 93.
[10/11/18 05:13:32] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:28:56 is added to their clock.
[10/12/18 02:18:05] Taffer [293/454] has come upon Birdbones [513/1297] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:29:33 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/13/18 06:49:01] Sixbierehomme, ishanyx, Birdbones, and TauPan have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/18 19:30:52] Birdbones [640/1297] has challenged TimWolla [463/761] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:25:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/16/18 20:55:01] sigmg [635/733] has challenged Birdbones [1101/1297] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:27:32 is added to sigmg's clock.
[10/19/18 20:42:07] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:42 towards level 93.
[10/19/18 22:25:22] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:57 from level 93.
[10/21/18 19:35:28] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:34 towards level 93.
[10/22/18 11:34:20] SCSi [210/499] has come upon Birdbones [98/1297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:29:10 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/25/18 17:56:22] FSM [197/426] has come upon Birdbones [436/1297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:17 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/27/18 15:46:29] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:58 towards level 93.
[10/27/18 20:23:15] Birdbones [315/1297] has challenged waifu [420/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:01:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/29/18 03:16:54] Birdbones [59/1297] has come upon Ttech [1080/1702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:56:43 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/30/18 00:42:06] yano, mordac, and Bradicus [659/2681] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Birdbones, and sigmg [53/2450] and won! 1 day, 13:17:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 18:48:45] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:03 towards level 93.
[11/01/18 01:33:48] aismallard, Birdbones, and D.Va [1011/2906] have team battled ncarl747, Atan, and sigmg [2087/2090] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 08:54:44] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:21 from level 93.
[11/01/18 17:06:06] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:36 towards level 93.
[11/01/18 17:24:40] Birdbones [140/1297] has challenged vegadark [60/608] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:41:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/02/18 10:34:48] Birdbones [975/1297] has challenged xayto [150/801] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:46:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/02/18 20:35:57] Khorne [377/1058] has come upon Birdbones [1084/1297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:58:14 is added to Khorne's clock.
[11/04/18 06:44:53] Birdbones [316/1297] has come upon ishanyx [416/665] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:43:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/05/18 14:50:57] Birdbones [1185/1297] has challenged jrosmith [82/893] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:46:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/05/18 23:54:14] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 22:41:13 is added to their clock.
[11/08/18 02:27:49] ToHellWithGA [66/954] has challenged Birdbones [1258/1297] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:27 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/08/18 04:08:11] bootdisk [144/1214] has come upon Birdbones [458/1297] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:24:50 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[11/09/18 10:10:50] JuanMaestro [667/890] has challenged Birdbones [829/1297] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:46:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/10/18 19:08:53] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:10:36 towards level 94.
[11/12/18 02:10:30] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:21:36 towards level 94.
[11/12/18 13:42:43] loomysh, SpikeX, and mustek [1248/2655] have team battled Zoddo, Milquetoast, and Birdbones [1447/3386] and lost! 6 days, 08:59:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/18 22:29:08] Crazycatlady [154/573] has challenged Birdbones [14/1297] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:46:14 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/13/18 23:34:48] Birdbones [710/1297] has challenged WallIdl [90/772] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:58:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/14/18 03:31:37] CornFly [572/1202] has come upon Birdbones [682/1297] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:37:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/14/18 04:35:57] neurospex [361/1197] has challenged Birdbones [665/1297] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:13:26 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/15/18 00:03:00] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:00:28 towards level 94.
[11/15/18 10:49:25] Birdbones, WallIdl, and cirdan [390/3026] have team battled jrosmith, ishanyx, and apiw [510/2341] and lost! 4 days, 22:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/18 00:13:28] bootdisk [363/1214] has come upon Birdbones [1247/1297] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:53 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[11/16/18 07:47:27] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:19 towards level 94.
[11/16/18 13:12:47] alephnull [506/593] has come upon Birdbones [1030/1297] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:14:11 is added to alephnull's clock.
[11/17/18 00:51:29] dclaw123 [105/1010] has challenged Birdbones [136/1297] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:11:24 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[11/17/18 06:42:24] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:44:32 towards level 94.
[11/17/18 21:55:59] brycec [408/1245] has challenged Birdbones [387/1297] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:57:17 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/18/18 02:03:49] L [61/192] has challenged Birdbones [742/1297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to L's clock.
[11/18/18 17:00:14] Birdbones [915/1297] has challenged ToHellWithGA [829/954] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:18:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/18 15:54:14] Birdbones [655/1297] has come upon ToHellWithGA [798/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:43:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/19/18 22:06:54] Birdbones [155/1297] has challenged CornFly [5/1202] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:25:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/18 08:08:14] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:05:27 from level 94.
[11/20/18 11:09:49] suterismus [1209/1277] has challenged Birdbones [1280/1297] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:51:36 is added to suterismus's clock.
[11/21/18 03:13:26] Birdbones [336/1297] has challenged soltys [588/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/21/18 23:33:24] Desspugne, Birdbones, and el [2196/2598] have team battled csc2ya, Xenthys, and manish17xxx [712/1664] and won! 1 day, 06:43:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 02:58:54] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:22:13 from level 94.
[11/22/18 19:09:02] Birdbones [678/1297] has come upon holloway [268/977] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:21:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/18 19:49:10] csc2ya, NPC4946410567318, and Birdbones [1264/1979] have team battled DrJosh9000, Misza, and fattrat [752/2835] and won! 0 days, 02:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/18 21:08:45] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:24 towards level 94.
[11/24/18 22:39:52] Birdbones [334/1297] has come upon Sundance [303/727] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:44:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/26/18 04:53:35] Brady [707/909] has come upon Birdbones [727/1297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:19:44 is added to Brady's clock.
[11/26/18 11:33:18] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:24 towards level 94.
[11/26/18 12:00:57] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:19:38 from level 94.
[11/28/18 12:26:21] FSM, Tenorman, and Cameron_D [406/3143] have team battled Eldoreth, AncalagonThBlack, and Birdbones [2490/3017] and lost! 2 days, 03:34:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/18 00:50:06] Birdbones [149/1302] has come upon Zaratustra [1030/1170] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:14:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/18 11:14:10] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:26 towards level 94.
[11/29/18 11:45:56] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:10:41 towards level 94.
[11/30/18 22:42:09] brendan [426/1497] has come upon Birdbones [1247/1314] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:56:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/02/18 06:49:38] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:07:45 from level 94.
[12/02/18 13:38:58] Birdbones [90/1314] has come upon basicMiracle [434/487] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:14:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/02/18 19:18:08] Birdbones [143/1314] has come upon mwhahaha [414/975] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:43:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/18 22:23:10] Birdbones [433/1314] has challenged mordac [450/1269] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:42:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/18 23:23:23] Birdbones [523/1314] has challenged IndigoTiger [646/884] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:46:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/04/18 12:26:21] Birdbones [1036/1314] has challenged vox [730/1170] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:27:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/06/18 00:34:37] Birdbones [908/1314] has challenged loomysh [146/783] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:56:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/06/18 18:38:39] niko [131/610] has challenged Birdbones [364/1314] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:02:58 is added to niko's clock.
[12/07/18 14:18:18] Ttech [1539/1708] has come upon Birdbones [422/1314] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 23:03:51 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/09/18 04:30:01] Milquetoast, bootdisk, and tspange [924/2870] have team battled Sundance, Birdbones, and Emar [1825/2427] and lost! 3 days, 14:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/18 06:30:34] Birdbones was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:24:43 from level 94.
[12/09/18 21:28:06] HellSpawn, Yuhno, and nickware [1291/2005] have team battled Birdbones, IdleMaster, and Killerkid [1720/3228] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 01:54:40] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:25 towards level 94.
[12/11/18 03:03:06] Birdbones [1248/1326] has challenged psycho [340/401] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:14:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/13/18 10:18:44] Birdbones met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:51 from level 94.
[12/13/18 21:20:46] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:58:51 towards level 94.
[12/15/18 02:05:30] MetaNova [213/1043] has challenged Birdbones [57/1339] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:33:44 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/16/18 10:12:46] Birdbones [757/1339] has challenged bobvador [4/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:16:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/17/18 04:43:30] FSM [4/613] has come upon Birdbones [735/1339] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:50:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/17/18 10:57:59] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:56 towards level 94.
[12/18/18 21:48:20] Birdbones sharpened the edge of their weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/18 23:09:42] IdleMaster [205/797] has come upon Birdbones [1169/1374] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:58:00 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/19/18 20:38:34] Jay_of_Delucia [331/400] has come upon Birdbones [381/1374] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:47:51 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[12/20/18 12:33:56] Birdbones [421/1374] has come upon Sixbierehomme [201/465] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:47:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/20/18 17:50:49] woonack, HeavyPodda, and agrajag [138/2494] have team battled waifu, Birdbones, and TauPan [165/2492] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/18 02:38:44] Birdbones [59/1374] has challenged Majak [405/504] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:57:59 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/21/18 13:53:17] Birdbones [179/1374] has come upon MJ94 [124/702] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:22:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/22/18 03:46:43] Birdbones [240/1374] has challenged Nistur [764/793] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:40:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/23/18 11:15:54] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:27 towards level 94.
[12/23/18 13:08:35] brycec, Birdbones, Bahhumbug, and PiotrekD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/18 08:41:19] zygren [127/288] has challenged Birdbones [781/1374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to zygren's clock.
[12/24/18 09:38:29] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:31 towards level 94.
[12/24/18 20:10:13] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:48:31 towards level 94.
[12/27/18 14:28:23] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:52 towards level 94.
[12/28/18 16:35:26] Sixbierehomme, GilbertErik, and HellSpawn [1046/1692] have team battled Birdbones, Zythan, and Geela [672/2613] and won! 1 day, 23:32:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 11:53:51] canton7 [168/936] has come upon Birdbones [528/1374] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:33:35 is added to canton7's clock.
[12/30/18 13:32:58] h00k [385/652] has challenged Birdbones [332/1374] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:40:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/30/18 18:34:10] Birdbones [970/1374] has challenged spillere [414/596] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:54:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/18 19:48:32] Fluttershy [41/1087] has come upon Birdbones [915/1374] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:53:20 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[12/31/18 07:37:13] Birdbones [293/1374] has challenged IdleMaster [568/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/31/18 16:50:05] Birdbones reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/19 19:45:38] LukeLR [569/650] has challenged Birdbones [794/1379] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:50:39 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/02/19 12:15:29] dindinx, Herb_Tarlek, and Zoddo [2004/2920] have team battled Birdbones, buksi, and Everyman [1468/2775] and won! 9 days, 11:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 09:00:31] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:13 towards level 94.
[01/03/19 10:05:47] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:48 from level 94.
[01/03/19 15:08:33] Birdbones [528/1379] has come upon damyan [899/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/06/19 13:07:42] Erwinson [97/259] has challenged Birdbones [993/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to Erwinson's clock.
[01/06/19 18:16:28] sigmg, djm, and NRKist [1820/2170] have team battled Zye, Birdbones, and Khorne [3248/3826] and lost! 1 day, 20:04:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 03:51:14] Birdbones [389/1379] has come upon ohnx [528/819] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/08/19 10:34:46] Birdbones [435/1379] has come upon ncarl747 [96/802] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:16:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/08/19 17:25:35] averagejoey2000 [36/198] has challenged Birdbones [909/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to averagejoey2000's clock.
[01/08/19 19:16:35] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:11 towards level 94.
[01/09/19 05:27:58] Birdbones [724/1379] has challenged Ice__101 [60/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/09/19 07:28:26] Birdbones [882/1379] has challenged lagertonne [446/659] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/10/19 01:32:52] Birdbones [589/1379] has challenged Heisenberg [277/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/10/19 01:41:15] Birdbones [1322/1379] has challenged Hypino [316/338] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:52:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/10/19 20:57:30] Atan, Birdbones, psycho, and Everyman have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/19 06:40:01] Birdbones [295/1379] has challenged nickware [545/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:38:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/11/19 09:40:46] Birdbones [871/1379] has challenged IdleMaster [586/789] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:11:49 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/11/19 12:49:29] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:26:13 towards level 95.
[01/11/19 22:45:45] Birdbones [1028/1379] has come upon Lemelisk [1316/1341] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:45:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/13/19 19:57:04] dax [293/621] has come upon Birdbones [405/1379] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:36:40 is added to dax's clock.
[01/14/19 16:03:00] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:27:30 is added to their clock.
[01/16/19 06:04:56] Yuhno, buksi, and LordH [146/2525] have team battled Birdbones, Mateusz, and kork [520/2821] and lost! 0 days, 23:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 20:19:09] Birdbones [684/1379] has come upon aismallard [21/747] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:39:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/17/19 07:27:23] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:01:08 towards level 95.
[01/18/19 23:48:37] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:50 towards level 95.
[01/19/19 08:08:06] Birdbones [142/1379] has come upon Zythan [70/530] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:18:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/19/19 08:08:06] Birdbones has dealt Zythan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:14:47 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/21/19 06:21:47] Yuhno [225/674] has challenged Birdbones [336/1379] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:58:50 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/21/19 07:22:02] hannesenator [522/1140] has challenged Birdbones [118/1379] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:14 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/21/19 08:58:40] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:28:20 is added to their clock.
[01/23/19 00:31:24] Birdbones [539/1379] has challenged autist [227/391] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:38:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/23/19 04:33:56] Crazycatlady [573/641] has come upon Birdbones [450/1379] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:08:03 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/23/19 08:40:06] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:37:20 is added to their clock.
[01/24/19 03:37:41] Birdbones [1181/1379] has challenged freeboson [179/898] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:09:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/24/19 12:30:24] Yuhno, D.Va, and AngryParsley [1614/2677] have team battled Birdbones, TauPan, and Mars [8/2833] and won! 1 day, 00:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 05:31:07] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:29:13 is added to their clock.
[01/27/19 00:01:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 14:52:44 toward level 95.
[01/28/19 17:58:16] L [139/415] has challenged Birdbones [845/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:04 is added to L's clock.
[01/29/19 01:04:33] elf [1000/1184] has challenged Birdbones [545/1379] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:16:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/29/19 04:05:16] Birdbones [715/1379] has challenged Misza [756/1220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:25:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/29/19 12:40:21] Birdbones [413/1379] has come upon idlerpgww [146/750] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:48:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/31/19 06:51:54] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:15 towards level 95.
[01/31/19 15:00:58] suterismus [49/1280] has come upon Birdbones [219/1379] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:04:58 is added to suterismus's clock.
[01/31/19 15:32:29] Birdbones [1014/1379] has come upon fattrat [688/1246] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:31:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/31/19 15:58:38] Birdbones [432/1379] has come upon SlowRiot [29/963] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/19 14:50:56] Birdbones [752/1379] has come upon holloway [325/1003] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/19 19:05:45] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:01 from level 95.
[02/02/19 17:18:52] Birdbones [1111/1379] has challenged waifu [619/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/02/19 20:19:33] psycho [374/441] has challenged Birdbones [172/1379] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:26:35 is removed from psycho's clock.
[02/03/19 03:09:00] Birdbones [71/1379] has challenged Flonk [347/902] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:09:10 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/03/19 07:03:04] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:02:13 from level 96.
[02/03/19 23:25:44] Birdbones [717/1379] has challenged JuanMaestro [187/903] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:09:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/19 08:27:49] woonack [43/493] has challenged Birdbones [852/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:58:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/04/19 14:58:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 19:53:32 from level 96.
[02/04/19 22:26:22] Birdbones [974/1379] has come upon buksi [227/714] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 20:04:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/19 22:26:22] Birdbones has dealt buksi a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:31:14 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/05/19 07:03:30] Nofew, djm, and dax [52/2228] have team battled elbie, ToHellWithGA, and Birdbones [577/3297] and lost! 2 days, 20:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 22:52:42] Hypino, Birdbones, and Bradicus [324/2562] have team battled bootdisk, dayman, and WereSquirrel [257/1823] and won! 0 days, 15:17:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 02:01:54] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:42:12 towards level 96.
[02/06/19 22:48:30] Birdbones [80/1379] has come upon robox [148/841] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:39:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/07/19 07:40:20] blabber [32/206] has challenged Birdbones [733/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to blabber's clock.
[02/08/19 19:36:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 14 days, 07:41:40 toward level 96.
[02/10/19 13:54:57] Birdbones [1196/1379] has come upon Syloq [365/561] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 23:08:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/13/19 12:16:20] Birdbones [69/1379] has challenged Milquetoast [747/1006] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:09:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/15/19 16:05:20] Birdbones [278/1379] has come upon Mateusz [304/1072] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:01:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/15/19 19:35:30] M144 [206/797] has come upon Birdbones [1283/1379] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:50:01 is added to M144's clock.
[02/15/19 22:07:17] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 03:00:18 is added to their clock.
[02/16/19 00:05:51] mistaEvO8 [180/549] has come upon Birdbones [641/1379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:45:21 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[02/16/19 18:50:32] Birdbones [585/1379] has come upon Bradicus [34/846] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:44:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/17/19 13:06:36] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:01:34 from level 96.
[02/17/19 23:41:07] Birdbones [449/1379] has challenged Nofew [650/840] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:38:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/21/19 11:55:33] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:04:11 from level 96.
[02/21/19 17:59:52] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 02:00:53 is added to their clock.
[02/22/19 13:06:21] Birdbones [192/1379] has challenged autist [88/391] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:45:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/19 00:14:34] Birdbones [497/1379] has come upon xonic [171/628] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:57:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/19 01:17:11] Birdbones [149/1379] has come upon Lemongrab [583/972] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:41:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/19 05:50:10] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:38:30 towards level 96.
[02/24/19 05:58:47] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:47 towards level 96.
[02/24/19 21:28:02] Birdbones, zhalla, and Nofew [1517/2591] have team battled Milquetoast, mistaEvO8, and pixelate [693/2035] and won! 0 days, 20:36:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 21:12:15] vrillusions, Reilly, Birdbones, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/19 05:19:05] zid [384/1023] has come upon Birdbones [245/1379] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:25:30 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/26/19 05:26:45] Birdbones [834/1379] has challenged agrajag [480/1008] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:39:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/26/19 18:33:01] Andries [421/763] has come upon Birdbones [255/1379] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:08:49 is removed from Andries's clock.
[02/28/19 18:03:27] Birdbones [1256/1379] has come upon kork [198/371] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:14:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/19 19:02:34] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:52 from level 96.
[03/01/19 07:26:21] fattrat [607/1223] has challenged Birdbones [157/1379] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:14:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/01/19 19:38:40] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:38 towards level 96.
[03/03/19 00:51:24] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and Birdbones [1857/2417] have team battled sigmg, h00k, and irix [2020/2365] and lost! 2 days, 03:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/19 05:02:20] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:17:36 from level 96.
[03/05/19 16:23:40] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:34 from level 96.
[03/06/19 22:17:10] vegadark [72/698] has challenged Birdbones [1058/1379] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:58:03 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/15/19 05:48:13] simple, bookworm, and elbie [371/2448] have team battled Birdbones, Xenofex, and Sharky4 [232/2912] and won! 0 days, 09:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 05:08:33] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:55 from level 96.
[03/17/19 03:17:47] Birdbones [155/1394] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [669/768] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:36:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/17/19 13:43:48] HellSpawn, Fritzl, and Birdbones [1314/2099] have team battled Ratigan, Clearcasting, and strife [1255/1376] and won! 0 days, 02:23:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 17:54:13] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:51 towards level 96.
[03/18/19 12:13:42] Birdbones [958/1394] has challenged Fluttershy [888/1075] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:19:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/18/19 21:12:16] idlerpgww, MaryMaid, and RBecker [1512/1809] have team battled holloway, Sixbierehomme, and Birdbones [3090/3241] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 03:33:57] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:25 from level 96.
[03/19/19 12:08:47] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:54:09 is added to their clock.
[03/19/19 21:11:59] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:29 from level 96.
[03/20/19 14:24:26] max [356/814] has challenged Birdbones [791/1394] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:02:56 is added to max's clock.
[03/21/19 23:28:17] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:50 towards level 96.
[03/23/19 14:40:19] Birdbones [1126/1394] has challenged Nistur [434/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:43:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/23/19 14:55:50] lavamind [0/1] has challenged Birdbones [1150/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:30 is added to lavamind's clock.
[03/24/19 12:31:21] Birdbones [490/1394] has come upon acolarh [338/745] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/24/19 14:53:02] algernon [70/169] has come upon Birdbones [855/1394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:48 is added to algernon's clock.
[03/24/19 18:16:11] lavamind [58/157] has challenged Birdbones [82/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:02 is added to lavamind's clock.
[03/25/19 12:19:02] acolarh, Birdbones, mistaEvO8, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/19 19:15:16] Walter [130/246] has challenged Birdbones [601/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to Walter's clock.
[03/26/19 07:10:41] djm, Birdbones, and micah [2075/2760] have team battled mordac, Walter, and KeboDK [583/2267] and won! 0 days, 01:29:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 13:56:03] Birdbones [1128/1394] has challenged theZoMBiE [294/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/26/19 22:11:03] Birdbones [520/1394] has come upon autist [68/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/26/19 23:17:49] bigjay, Mars, and Andries [1334/3324] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Khorne, and Birdbones [363/2868] and won! 2 days, 06:44:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 23:30:16] Birdbones was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:26 from level 96.
[03/27/19 23:27:13] Flonk, Xenthys, and Milquetoast [37/2455] have team battled Roxana, pfoley, and Birdbones [2777/3421] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 08:51:34] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:17 towards level 96.
[03/28/19 10:10:20] Milquetoast, LukeLR, and Mars [2543/2794] have team battled pixelate, Birdbones, and Misza [2898/3147] and lost! 2 days, 19:10:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 13:27:26] Birdbones [139/1414] has challenged damyan [182/900] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:05:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/28/19 15:07:04] max [9/817] has challenged Birdbones [1332/1414] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:01:06 is added to max's clock.
[03/28/19 18:35:34] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 16:35:52 towards level 97.
[03/30/19 16:11:31] apiw [45/826] has challenged Birdbones [563/1414] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:31:39 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/31/19 01:47:18] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:09:04 from level 97.
[03/31/19 04:29:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 7 days, 22:47:50 toward level 97.
[04/01/19 23:19:28] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/19 00:31:11] Birdbones [606/1399] has challenged nickware [75/973] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:28:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/02/19 08:32:59] Birdbones [570/1399] has challenged elf [956/1194] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:55:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/02/19 14:54:32] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:46:29 towards level 97.
[04/02/19 17:34:34] pants, ilbelkyr, and Faker [2021/2567] have team battled Iceman, Birdbones, and LukeLR [2220/2507] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 07:23:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 22 days, 09:13:26 toward level 97.
[04/03/19 21:08:52] Fritzl [239/326] has challenged Birdbones [1247/1399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to Fritzl's clock.
[04/04/19 03:53:34] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:41 towards level 97.
[04/05/19 16:05:27] Birdbones [740/1399] has come upon TauPan [119/434] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:42:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/06/19 04:51:12] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:36:07 towards level 97.
[04/08/19 19:39:48] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:34:18 from level 97.
[04/08/19 23:30:04] Globalirc, AncalagonThBlack, and TimWolla [662/2842] have team battled x0, Birdbones, and efertone [1844/2529] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/19 04:15:55] Birdbones [138/1392] has challenged zhalla [181/420] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:40:59 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/11/19 07:10:36] Birdbones [935/1392] has come upon kork [50/379] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:47:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/11/19 19:24:53] Birdbones [119/1392] has challenged Eldoreth [179/1014] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/13/19 13:34:33] Birdbones [5/1392] has challenged elf [1187/1194] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:30:55 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/13/19 20:14:41] Brady [754/942] has come upon Birdbones [22/1392] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:40:53 is removed from Brady's clock.
[04/13/19 20:35:58] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:15:54 towards level 97.
[04/14/19 10:37:48] hannesenator, MadMan, and elbie [2604/3358] have team battled Birdbones, MiddlewareMonkey, and Sharky4 [1415/2720] and won! 3 days, 15:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 20:44:50] Birdbones, Asara, Cameron_D, and Xenthys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/19 21:41:55] Birdbones [1013/1392] has challenged mistaEvO8 [282/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:34:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/16/19 00:39:15] Birdbones [758/1392] has come upon jvoisin [29/442] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:52:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/16/19 11:50:24] Birdbones [584/1392] has challenged crysys [435/811] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/16/19 14:51:07] Birdbones [955/1392] has challenged himuraken [20/958] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:27:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/17/19 00:01:21] Flonk [254/939] has come upon Birdbones [383/1392] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:51:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/17/19 14:22:49] Birdbones [1242/1392] has come upon Fluttershy [643/1098] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:47:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/19 10:00:58] Birdbones [472/1392] has challenged autist [510/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/19 00:17:37] SirMonkeybox, ohnx, and manish17xxx [1834/2125] have team battled blabber, Birdbones, and dclaw123 [507/2828] and won! 0 days, 06:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 13:03:47] TheDeadlyDandy, Elgo, and IdleMaster [285/1909] have team battled TauPan, Birdbones, and Bahhumbug [160/2724] and won! 1 day, 05:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 14:14:10] holloway, Birdbones, and Scornn [2404/2853] have team battled sjefen6, KeboDK, and Elgo [994/2082] and won! 1 day, 00:53:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 17:26:12] Birdbones, Aahz, and lipek [1644/2938] have team battled Oooooog, Majak, and xayto [130/2068] and won! 0 days, 02:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 10:04:04] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:15 towards level 97.
[04/23/19 16:38:02] Nistur, Ironhoof, and Roxana [2005/3050] have team battled Birdbones, canton7, and JuanMaestro [2228/3226] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/19 22:30:16] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:18:49 is added to their clock.
[04/24/19 09:16:18] Birdbones [505/1392] has challenged wMw [9/621] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:07:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/24/19 23:11:01] pollo, tmberg, and butlerian [436/2367] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Clearcasting, and Birdbones [2105/2915] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/19 14:31:37] Birdbones [667/1392] has come upon vrillusions [675/1203] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:33:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/25/19 20:41:26] Bkid [0/762] has challenged Birdbones [661/1392] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:25:13 is added to Bkid's clock.
[04/26/19 09:09:22] Birdbones [147/1392] has come upon TimWolla [327/1188] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:36:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/26/19 13:24:42] dxrt, Nechayev, and canton7 [2062/2497] have team battled anarcat, grooverider, and Birdbones [2315/3215] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/19 16:23:23] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 20:40:42 from level 98.
[04/27/19 10:45:32] astropoint [24/878] has challenged Birdbones [1353/1392] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to astropoint's clock.
[04/27/19 11:47:37] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:26:52 towards level 98.
[04/27/19 13:24:09] Birdbones [183/1392] has come upon TimWolla [914/1188] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 16:09:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/28/19 05:54:21] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 4 days, 15:48:28 is added to their clock.
[04/29/19 18:22:58] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 03:45:28 towards level 98.
[04/29/19 19:02:55] FSM [2/935] has challenged Birdbones [395/1392] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:37:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/30/19 07:19:26] yano, Misza, and vegadark [676/2443] have team battled IdleMaster, Birdbones, and Ironhoof [229/3254] and won! 4 days, 10:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 02:32:11] Birdbones [186/1392] has come upon kenyon [276/1087] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 17:09:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/19 09:58:35] Birdbones [767/1392] has come upon pfoley [488/703] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 02:21:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/19 13:12:39] Birdbones [717/1392] has challenged Zaratustra [555/1172] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:26:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/19 13:12:39] Birdbones has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:36:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/02/19 02:26:29] efertone [14/448] has come upon Birdbones [715/1392] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:01:36 is added to efertone's clock.
[05/02/19 07:41:06] Sullivan [91/153] has challenged Birdbones [327/1392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:48 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[05/02/19 15:53:34] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:36:09 towards level 98.
[05/02/19 20:15:22] simple, brendan, and Everyman [442/3322] have team battled Oooooog, Xenofex, and Birdbones [1033/2879] and lost! 4 days, 06:58:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/19 22:26:31] Sullivan [144/174] has challenged Birdbones [453/1392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:29 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[05/04/19 16:00:15] Tenorman [557/1160] has come upon Birdbones [1180/1392] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:47:09 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/05/19 05:56:15] Ratigan [653/780] has come upon Birdbones [1059/1392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:47:09 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[05/05/19 10:09:06] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:21:38 towards level 98.
[05/05/19 14:18:51] LapTop006 [175/522] has challenged Birdbones [45/1392] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:25:44 is removed from LapTop006's clock.
[05/05/19 22:52:33] Birdbones [309/1392] has come upon ilbelkyr [350/1087] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:57:42 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/19 15:06:48] Curious_Onion, kork, and AngryParsley [1541/2279] have team battled brycec, brendan, and Birdbones [477/3795] and won! 0 days, 20:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 17:48:05] pixelate [9/487] has challenged Birdbones [353/1392] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:40:32 is added to pixelate's clock.
[05/08/19 03:50:28] Iceman [351/603] has challenged Birdbones [835/1392] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:27:18 is added to Iceman's clock.
[05/08/19 14:30:00] Birdbones burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/19 01:08:48] golgy, bookworm, and blizgerg [774/1970] have team battled PiotrekD, Andries, and Birdbones [832/2875] and lost! 0 days, 08:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/19 08:03:26] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:42:13 towards level 98.
[05/10/19 08:58:53] GilbertErik [10/816] has come upon Birdbones [320/1386] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:19:41 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[05/12/19 14:33:53] Birdbones [87/1386] has come upon manish17xxx [323/767] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:22:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/13/19 14:36:36] djm, ishanyx, and CornFly [151/2894] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Birdbones, and simple [2268/3634] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/19 02:41:40] algernon [125/419] has challenged Birdbones [311/1386] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:54:05 is added to algernon's clock.
[05/14/19 21:28:19] dayman [144/551] has challenged Birdbones [417/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:02 is added to dayman's clock.
[05/15/19 10:42:20] anarcat [248/443] has come upon Birdbones [1210/1386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:02 is added to anarcat's clock.
[05/16/19 22:35:40] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:09:07 towards level 98.
[05/16/19 22:52:23] Kropotkin, Killerkid, and Birdbones [392/3119] have team battled wMw, Milquetoast, and Faker [952/1912] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 03:09:47] Eldoreth, allo, and Birdbones [1465/3066] have team battled hannesenator, Nistur, and Scornn [1714/2124] and lost! 2 days, 06:48:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 23:25:37] Birdbones [569/1386] has come upon pants [982/1190] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 11:20:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/22/19 09:04:06] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 4 days, 21:47:44 is added to their clock.
[05/22/19 10:10:17] elf [880/1143] has challenged Birdbones [219/1386] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:15:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/23/19 16:10:54] Bradicus, apiw, and Birdbones [566/3150] have team battled khmerboy, Nistur, and D.Va [35/2050] and won! 1 day, 10:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/19 05:06:35] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:21:35 towards level 98.
[05/28/19 09:22:16] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:34:21 towards level 98.
[05/28/19 11:43:48] Birdbones [1053/1386] has challenged simple [195/1237] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:01:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/29/19 04:38:05] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:13:21 towards level 98.
[05/31/19 00:45:00] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:10:56 towards level 98.
[05/31/19 03:38:00] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 14:47:43 is added to their clock.
[05/31/19 16:07:57] Reilly [105/453] has come upon Birdbones [721/1386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:36 is added to Reilly's clock.
[06/01/19 06:17:52] Birdbones [356/1386] has come upon blizgerg [537/1345] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:44:37 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/02/19 18:10:21] StalkR [5/277] has challenged Birdbones [322/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/02/19 21:54:29] Birdbones, AbacusAvenger, and jbroome [1817/2954] have team battled Mithkabob, The_Joker, and agrajag [97/2097] and won! 0 days, 19:37:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 08:50:48] Birdbones [65/1386] has come upon blabber [200/600] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:34:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/04/19 09:15:15] Birdbones [455/1386] has come upon MJ94 [29/530] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:01:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/04/19 12:22:39] niko [418/810] has challenged Birdbones [273/1386] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:18 is removed from niko's clock.
[06/05/19 05:32:55] xayto [622/761] has come upon Birdbones [1290/1386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:27 is added to xayto's clock.
[06/05/19 06:57:50] TauPan, HeavyPodda, and Ttech [3159/3264] have team battled Mithkabob, Birdbones, and psycho [2136/2281] and won! 2 days, 00:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 05:32:26] Atan [503/752] has challenged Birdbones [568/1386] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:16:52 is added to Atan's clock.
[06/06/19 07:37:54] Birdbones, Cameron_D, and himuraken [351/3981] have team battled djm, AncalagonThBlack, and Psilocybe [182/2524] and won! 0 days, 14:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 22:11:29] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:01:57 towards level 98.
[06/07/19 07:49:02] simple, Birdbones, and loomysh [1845/3584] have team battled efertone, vegadark, and el [1990/2169] and lost! 2 days, 22:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/19 01:57:15] fattrat [1140/1272] has challenged Birdbones [793/1386] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:26:52 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/08/19 02:28:27] StalkR [5/345] has challenged Birdbones [1180/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/08/19 02:49:13] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:15:16 towards level 98.
[06/08/19 12:19:19] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:35:45 towards level 98.
[06/09/19 03:51:12] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:29:08 towards level 98.
[06/10/19 17:25:28] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:21 towards level 98.
[06/11/19 02:25:07] Birdbones has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:16 from level 98.
[06/11/19 16:25:46] Atan [299/755] has challenged Birdbones [1018/1386] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:28 is added to Atan's clock.
[06/11/19 21:58:31] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:28 towards level 98.
[06/12/19 05:44:21] Birdbones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:13:33 from level 98.
[06/12/19 18:17:32] Birdbones [1205/1386] has challenged Xenofex [118/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:36:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/13/19 03:15:49] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:06 towards level 98.
[06/13/19 22:00:24] SlowRiot [165/847] has come upon Birdbones [1261/1386] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:11:31 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/14/19 12:43:31] Zyphyr [64/80] has challenged Birdbones [811/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:42 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/15/19 00:29:55] Birdbones [1141/1386] has challenged autist [325/709] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:47:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/15/19 06:31:11] Birdbones [1356/1386] has challenged dwfreed [355/590] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:43:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/16/19 01:48:55] Agent86 [606/672] has come upon Birdbones [208/1386] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:21:52 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/16/19 18:17:26] Birdbones [857/1386] has come upon Lemelisk [496/1386] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:09:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/16/19 21:39:37] Birdbones [578/1386] has challenged Atan [568/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:25:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/17/19 06:43:55] LukeLR, max, and PlasmaStar [1358/2114] have team battled SCSi, Birdbones, and blizgerg [932/3479] and won! 0 days, 16:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 09:55:53] Nofew, FSM, and chauffer [1912/2095] have team battled MaryMaid, Birdbones, and ToHellWithGA [46/2816] and won! 1 day, 12:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 14:26:07] Birdbones, Eldoreth, Mars, and m0shbear have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/19 16:49:11] IdleMaster [80/725] has challenged Birdbones [628/1386] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:03:38 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[06/18/19 19:32:24] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:50 from level 98.
[06/19/19 05:53:24] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:38:39 is added to their clock.
[06/21/19 05:24:19] Birdbones walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:24 from level 98.
[06/21/19 15:16:29] Birdbones, csssuf, and Bahhumbug [2865/2979] have team battled xayto, Eldoreth, and micah [543/2475] and won! 0 days, 07:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 04:50:06] Birdbones [525/1386] has come upon Mithkabob [252/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/23/19 05:04:09] Birdbones [1050/1386] has challenged buyoq [50/321] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:26:25 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/23/19 10:14:14] golgy [140/349] has challenged Birdbones [1187/1386] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:25:07 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/23/19 13:03:34] M144, MaryMaid, and Syloq [382/1809] have team battled Birdbones, csc2ya, and shandor [1293/2469] and lost! 0 days, 20:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/19 16:15:28] AncalagonThBlack [595/870] has challenged Birdbones [437/1386] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:55:10 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/24/19 21:06:54] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:50:21 from level 99.
[06/25/19 22:27:08] Birdbones [956/1386] has challenged CornFly [573/1140] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:46:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/27/19 03:22:47] agrajag [755/1294] has come upon Birdbones [51/1386] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:21:09 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[06/27/19 16:36:23] Birdbones [426/1386] has challenged Eldoreth [298/1009] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:41:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/28/19 13:43:36] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:52:38 from level 99.
[06/29/19 00:18:49] bootdisk [580/949] has come upon Birdbones [1171/1386] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:45:56 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[07/01/19 11:28:34] Misza, Notir, and Agent86 [674/2326] have team battled LukeLR, Psilocybe, and Birdbones [2339/2813] and lost! 0 days, 14:19:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/19 21:56:41] Agent86, brendan, and Fluttershy [991/3045] have team battled Lemelisk, Antium, and Birdbones [2309/3347] and lost! 0 days, 15:05:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 08:07:44] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 12:45:21 is added to their clock.
[07/02/19 10:17:02] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:38:05 from level 99.
[07/02/19 11:40:24] womblecat [408/651] has come upon Birdbones [178/1399] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:30:05 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[07/03/19 02:42:40] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/19 13:39:29] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:05:53 from level 99.
[07/03/19 19:07:54] Mateusz [100/1082] has challenged Birdbones [333/1383] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:59:10 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[07/05/19 13:17:08] CoarseHorse [395/579] has challenged Birdbones [1008/1383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:12 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[07/06/19 06:21:05] Birdbones [1046/1383] has challenged Zaratustra [478/1181] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:46:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/19 11:42:16] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:09:46 from level 99.
[07/06/19 21:04:14] Birdbones [1233/1383] has come upon LukeLR [285/668] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:29:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/19 21:04:14] Birdbones has dealt LukeLR a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:20:26 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[07/08/19 05:37:10] Birdbones [380/1383] has come upon Lemongrab [188/1020] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:15:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/19 21:02:47] Birdbones, MrGlass, and sjefen6 [2276/2878] have team battled brendan, TimWolla, and fattrat [3466/3496] and lost! 5 days, 13:17:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 17:59:53] csc2ya, Birdbones, and Euph0ria [2043/2371] have team battled Xenofex, CoarseHorse, and borsin [1488/2088] and won! 2 days, 15:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 06:54:04] Birdbones, MiddlewareMonkey, and pants [1618/3453] have team battled manish17xxx, pixelate, and Xenofex [1191/2180] and won! 0 days, 18:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 15:52:00] Birdbones [167/1383] has come upon dartainus [455/461] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:18:02 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/16/19 05:43:01] Psilocybe [388/756] has come upon Birdbones [1001/1383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:30:59 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/17/19 16:54:21] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:29:59 is added to their clock.
[07/17/19 17:07:16] LapTop006 [16/567] has challenged Birdbones [1091/1383] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:54 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[07/18/19 21:32:11] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:03:50 towards level 99.
[07/18/19 22:28:40] buyoq [344/358] has challenged Birdbones [731/1383] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:23:18 is added to buyoq's clock.
[07/19/19 04:11:24] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:41:32 from level 99.
[07/19/19 04:49:44] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:16 towards level 99.
[07/19/19 05:04:20] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:33 towards level 99.
[07/20/19 04:52:29] Birdbones [247/1387] has come upon Velyn [49/270] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:43:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/20/19 16:00:52] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:44 towards level 99.
[07/22/19 13:05:48] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:13:09 towards level 99.
[07/24/19 03:56:10] Birdbones [1289/1387] has challenged holloway [921/1058] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:10:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/25/19 03:01:25] Birdbones [587/1387] has challenged canton7 [955/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:19:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/25/19 09:05:14] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:43:38 towards level 99.
[07/26/19 13:09:04] Birdbones [190/1387] has challenged Zaratustra [1151/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/26/19 16:18:57] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:27 towards level 99.
[07/27/19 00:21:34] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:26:15 from level 99.
[07/28/19 11:19:03] Birdbones [795/1387] has challenged Velyn [255/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/31/19 15:26:42] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:21 from level 99.
[08/01/19 10:03:39] Iceman [822/953] has come upon Birdbones [528/1387] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:00:46 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[08/01/19 10:16:21] Birdbones, Tratos, phraktyl, and yano have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/19 16:20:08] Birdbones, Mateusz, and Chuck [1455/3247] have team battled Andries, Tenorman, and Pici [1536/3120] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 00:50:46] Scornn, RedW, and Birdbones [653/2855] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, Curious_Onion, and Sullivan [1067/1339] and lost! 1 day, 01:31:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 06:55:47] Birdbones [905/1387] has challenged sunri5e [643/1222] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:28:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/04/19 06:55:47] In the fierce battle, sunri5e dropped their level 66 set of leggings! Birdbones picks it up, tossing their old level 62 set of leggings to sunri5e.
[08/04/19 09:56:25] Birdbones [896/1391] has challenged Kropotkin [510/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/04/19 10:54:49] CornFly [812/1149] has come upon Birdbones [133/1391] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/05/19 00:11:51] Birdbones, Nofew, and djm [840/3262] have team battled kenyon, Ttech, and AncalagonThBlack [125/3924] and won! 0 days, 17:36:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 22:24:35] Xaris [45/143] has challenged Birdbones [575/1391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:14 is added to Xaris's clock.
[08/06/19 05:10:59] Khorne, ohnx, and Mithkabob [282/2438] have team battled Ttech, buksi, and Birdbones [3579/4079] and lost! 5 days, 17:26:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/19 17:09:54] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:35:21 is added to their clock.
[08/07/19 23:13:15] Birdbones [304/1391] has challenged Zaratustra [96/1172] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:26:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/19 01:19:08] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 10:08:27 is added to their clock.
[08/08/19 19:45:50] dwfreed [383/583] has come upon Birdbones [1318/1391] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 07:19:10 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/08/19 23:43:42] skarlso, Bradicus, and GraysonBriggs [895/1792] have team battled RBecker, Birdbones, and crudd [1181/3062] and lost! 0 days, 05:11:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/19 18:16:29] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:21:36 is added to their clock.
[08/12/19 08:26:44] snek, Lnk, and Birdbones [896/3038] have team battled elf, Milquetoast, and dclaw123 [2323/3235] and lost! 1 day, 05:47:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 10:59:41] AngryParsley, Nofew, and max [248/3009] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and Zyphyr [2206/3299] and lost! 2 days, 04:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 18:59:32] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:10:12 towards level 100.
[08/13/19 15:06:17] nawcom, pollo, and Crazycatlady [639/2019] have team battled Ttech, aismallard, and Birdbones [3271/4119] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/19 18:56:06] Lnk [887/999] has come upon Birdbones [1222/1391] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:36:37 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/13/19 20:28:22] xayto, Eldoreth, and tspange [2642/2862] have team battled tmberg, Birdbones, and Sixbierehomme [3024/3642] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 04:46:08] kork [127/355] has come upon Birdbones [1087/1391] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:01:04 is added to kork's clock.
[08/15/19 07:06:20] Birdbones [160/1391] has come upon waifu [1005/1116] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:20:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/15/19 20:27:47] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:49:00 towards level 100.
[08/16/19 00:33:19] L [511/563] has challenged Birdbones [977/1391] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:15:04 is added to L's clock.
[08/16/19 12:35:08] FSM [727/796] has come upon Birdbones [439/1391] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:39:24 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/16/19 17:00:20] Yuhno [487/708] has challenged Birdbones [53/1391] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:17:18 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[08/17/19 03:33:10] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:46:26 towards level 100.
[08/18/19 23:34:37] Notir, Birdbones, and vegadark [401/2430] have team battled Crazycatlady, buksi, and micah [1694/2246] and lost! 2 days, 07:13:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/19 17:15:49] Birdbones [1024/1391] has challenged Asara [448/1109] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:33:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/20/19 11:55:16] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:04:33 from level 100.
[08/20/19 13:20:15] petrichor [139/1247] has challenged Birdbones [69/1391] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:21:35 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[09/08/19 15:50:31] DrJosh9000 [354/570] has come upon Birdbones [800/1404] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:48:29 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/08/19 20:48:52] KH405 [139/193] has challenged Birdbones [704/1404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:19 is added to KH405's clock.
[09/09/19 08:48:32] dindinx [146/1071] has challenged Birdbones [1159/1404] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:43:52 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/11/19 04:04:33] Birdbones, Notir, and M144 [319/2599] have team battled Psilocybe, mordac, and GipsyPureGold [2222/2370] and lost! 2 days, 12:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/19 08:26:34] Susumurata, grooverider, and xayto [667/2525] have team battled Birdbones, Majak, and pixelate [1992/2685] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/19 13:11:47] PlasmaStar, Birdbones, Majak, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/19 21:02:36] Dyntra [14/26] has challenged Birdbones [234/1404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:24 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[09/13/19 05:23:43] Birdbones has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:06:16 from level 100.
[09/13/19 19:07:13] Birdbones [222/1404] has come upon Pontuzz [132/267] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:00:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/13/19 19:30:54] mordac [738/1300] has challenged Birdbones [1209/1404] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:49:21 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/15/19 12:34:34] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:08:23 towards level 100.
[09/16/19 02:42:25] algernon [311/699] has come upon Birdbones [234/1404] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:21:06 is removed from algernon's clock.
[09/16/19 07:34:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 7 days, 07:57:56 toward level 100.
[09/16/19 21:08:46] simple, LapTop006, and Birdbones [2385/2937] have team battled Atan, Sundance, and Crazycatlady [468/1997] and won! 0 days, 12:33:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 12:19:56] Birdbones [878/1404] has come upon csssuf [618/729] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:59:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/17/19 14:34:47] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:54:25 from level 100.
[09/17/19 15:16:20] Birdbones left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/19 21:53:14] Birdbones [295/1365] has challenged MrGlass [633/867] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:10:16 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/18/19 13:57:07] kork [306/355] has challenged Birdbones [208/1365] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:49:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/18/19 15:49:38] jbroome [378/753] has come upon Birdbones [55/1365] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:39:17 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[09/18/19 22:50:47] Birdbones, max, and Brady [2045/3290] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, BagelBites, and darkmage [1401/2599] and won! 1 day, 07:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 04:09:43] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:22 towards level 100.
[09/19/19 17:14:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 8 days, 19:55:06 toward level 100.
[09/19/19 19:03:48] AbrahamLinksys [382/433] has challenged Birdbones [964/1365] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:00:56 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/21/19 00:29:59] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:08 towards level 100.
[09/21/19 03:57:40] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:39 towards level 100.
[09/21/19 13:15:14] Birdbones [501/1365] has come upon Forud [128/394] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:55:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/21/19 22:58:43] GilbertErik [55/724] has come upon Birdbones [768/1365] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:54:34 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/22/19 02:03:43] elf [1123/1313] has come upon Birdbones [26/1365] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:17:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/25/19 10:50:24] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to their clock.
[09/25/19 13:54:58] Birdbones [1231/1365] has challenged ncarl747 [488/806] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:47:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/27/19 05:27:21] Birdbones [84/1365] has come upon Sundance [521/543] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:38:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/28/19 04:09:43] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 12:06:57 from level 101.
[09/28/19 06:36:01] sbp, Balthazar, and bigjay [2277/2517] have team battled efertone, Brainiac, and Birdbones [1934/2688] and won! 0 days, 04:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/19 14:59:51] Birdbones [1269/1365] has come upon WallIdl [59/542] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 12:49:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/28/19 14:59:51] Birdbones has dealt WallIdl a Critical Strike! 5 days, 07:03:51 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[09/28/19 23:47:00] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:27:46 from level 101.
[09/29/19 22:51:57] womblecat [54/693] has come upon Birdbones [899/1365] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:49:14 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/02/19 06:49:37] bookworm, Nechayev, and grooverider [869/2619] have team battled StalkR, Birdbones, and L [1903/2571] and lost! 3 days, 23:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/19 15:12:10] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:22:02 towards level 101.
[10/03/19 12:21:27] blizgerg [1077/1344] has challenged Birdbones [185/1365] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:41:50 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/03/19 13:13:09] Birdbones broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:21:52 from level 101.
[10/04/19 07:26:02] Birdbones [589/1365] has challenged Crazycatlady [144/688] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:28:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/04/19 08:47:58] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:16:15 towards level 101.
[10/04/19 19:28:51] Birdbones [203/1365] has challenged sheu [294/553] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:07:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/19 12:29:28] Birdbones [137/1365] has come upon Mateusz [43/1150] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:58:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/06/19 09:12:31] lavamind, Nechayev, and Beavis [2457/2585] have team battled elf, Birdbones, and pfoley [2397/3482] and won! 0 days, 18:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 11:58:01] Sundance, sheu, and Birdbones [202/2461] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, holloway, and kork [504/1765] and lost! 3 days, 09:09:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 22:02:46] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:50:19 towards level 101.
[10/07/19 03:21:26] L [516/777] has come upon Birdbones [858/1365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:50:20 is added to L's clock.
[10/07/19 13:23:11] L [237/777] has come upon Birdbones [954/1365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:41:32 is added to L's clock.
[10/08/19 05:18:40] Birdbones broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:26:02 from level 101.
[10/10/19 18:06:18] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:35:54 is added to their clock.
[10/10/19 19:24:00] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:42:49 from level 101.
[10/11/19 04:36:30] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:56:18 towards level 101.
[10/11/19 19:27:00] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:06:51 towards level 101.
[10/12/19 06:11:49] max [63/973] has challenged Birdbones [316/1365] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:34:33 is added to max's clock.
[10/14/19 09:44:38] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:19 towards level 101.
[10/15/19 23:38:32] Nistur [118/811] has come upon Birdbones [1131/1365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:45:34 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/16/19 05:25:03] anarcat [433/971] has come upon Birdbones [1113/1365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:34 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/16/19 08:00:28] SCSi [162/710] has come upon Birdbones [478/1365] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:32:55 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/16/19 18:26:24] Bradicus, Birdbones, mordac, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/19 04:15:03] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:44:22 from level 101.
[10/17/19 11:55:08] meskio [562/775] has come upon Birdbones [925/1365] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:54:04 is added to meskio's clock.
[10/17/19 15:39:54] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:25 towards level 101.
[10/17/19 22:39:36] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:12 towards level 101.
[10/18/19 17:07:41] Birdbones [917/1365] has come upon Susumurata [212/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:50:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/19/19 05:23:38] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:18:21 is added to their clock.
[10/19/19 20:04:38] ishanyx, waifu, Birdbones, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/19 19:00:17] Birdbones [978/1365] has challenged KeboDK [404/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:29:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/20/19 22:18:00] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:11 towards level 101.
[10/21/19 07:29:06] Birdbones [398/1365] has come upon Zyphyr [516/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:39:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/22/19 02:03:24] Birdbones, Bkid, and sbp [2179/2671] have team battled RBecker, Tenorman, and buyoq [1282/2392] and won! 0 days, 19:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 05:08:19] Birdbones [65/1365] has challenged pixelate [458/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/22/19 15:28:47] blabber, Birdbones, and bigjay [2441/3654] have team battled meskio, Lemelisk, and FSM [472/2934] and won! 0 days, 14:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/19 05:46:02] KeboDK, lipek, and AbrahamLinksys [492/2507] have team battled Birdbones, Agent86, and Brady [115/3049] and won! 2 days, 12:01:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 01:45:56] Birdbones [1125/1365] has challenged Tor [557/1141] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:13:33 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/25/19 05:32:52] bobvador, womblecat, and sbp [222/1837] have team battled Lnk, mwhahaha, and Birdbones [1716/3365] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/19 00:31:50] Birdbones [1037/1365] has come upon Kerri [414/576] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:52:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/26/19 01:29:48] RBecker [723/851] has challenged Birdbones [475/1365] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:33:14 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[10/26/19 03:30:15] FSM [414/783] has challenged Birdbones [117/1365] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:39:47 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/26/19 16:22:45] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:07:04 towards level 102.
[10/26/19 18:05:15] Birdbones, Atan, and Notir [1938/2566] have team battled neurospex, Sharky4, and sigmg [1856/3150] and won! 0 days, 01:21:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 21:04:24] Birdbones, Crazycatlady, and Zyphyr [1482/2654] have team battled KeboDK, rxcomm, and phraktyl [1762/2665] and lost! 3 days, 06:33:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/19 07:46:25] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 07:48:59 is added to their clock.
[10/28/19 22:24:09] algernon [563/699] has come upon Birdbones [1118/1365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:44 is added to algernon's clock.
[10/30/19 03:08:39] Yuhno [531/666] has come upon Birdbones [704/1365] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:37:41 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[10/30/19 10:43:32] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:01:48 towards level 102.
[10/30/19 23:26:36] meskio [737/837] has come upon Birdbones [2/1365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:56 is removed from meskio's clock.
[10/31/19 02:00:11] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:47:13 towards level 102.
[10/31/19 07:01:55] Mars, zid, and nawcom [933/2731] have team battled Birdbones, sigmg, and ohnx [2393/3090] and lost! 0 days, 19:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/19 10:31:53] Birdbones [785/1365] has challenged CornFly [212/1153] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:54:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/31/19 12:10:39] el [51/1014] has come upon Birdbones [1154/1365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:22:41 is added to el's clock.
[11/01/19 21:45:41] efertone [143/511] has challenged Birdbones [1203/1365] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:15:04 is added to efertone's clock.
[11/02/19 04:52:51] algernon [146/699] has come upon Birdbones [345/1365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:24 is added to algernon's clock.
[11/02/19 10:01:19] bookworm, bobvador, and Birdbones [1740/2351] have team battled Bkid, MrGlass, and Beavis [1135/2800] and won! 0 days, 05:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/19 14:23:12] Birdbones [1146/1365] has come upon sheu [182/576] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:31:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/04/19 01:30:25] IdleMaster, AbrahamLinksys, and meffe [555/1920] have team battled D.Va, Athos, and Birdbones [1020/2612] and lost! 7 days, 12:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/19 12:17:46] Birdbones, aismallard, and TheDeadlyDandy [2642/2893] have team battled max, Desspugne, and Varjatticus [2048/2189] and won! 0 days, 22:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/19 01:28:35] dax [45/575] has come upon Birdbones [683/1365] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:24:08 is added to dax's clock.
[11/07/19 07:02:55] sc_ [212/573] has come upon Birdbones [654/1365] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:54:33 is added to sc_'s clock.
[11/07/19 09:51:39] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:34 towards level 102.
[11/09/19 10:44:49] KH405, jawsh, and dwfreed [1456/1713] have team battled double, Birdbones, and Crazycatlady [13/3204] and won! 0 days, 06:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 16:39:28] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:39:50 is added to their clock.
[11/09/19 21:25:07] Ratigan [126/815] has challenged Birdbones [111/1365] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:59:49 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[11/10/19 03:54:45] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:57:36 is added to their clock.
[11/10/19 10:09:04] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:16 towards level 102.
[11/11/19 09:19:54] golgy [865/888] has come upon Birdbones [1051/1365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:46:02 is added to golgy's clock.
[11/11/19 16:44:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 03:14:48 toward level 102.
[11/12/19 15:35:55] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:55:10 is added to their clock.
[11/12/19 15:42:11] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:27 towards level 102.
[11/12/19 16:21:04] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:11 towards level 102.
[11/14/19 01:41:09] Birdbones, Khorne, and neurospex [1782/3766] have team battled meskio, kenyon, and PlasmaStar [138/2677] and won! 0 days, 22:35:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/19 05:37:34] blizgerg, Tor, and Birdbones [633/3854] have team battled osannatas, Yuhno, and bisco [2123/2462] and lost! 1 day, 10:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/19 00:11:45] Tenorman [249/1185] has come upon Birdbones [48/1365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:46 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/17/19 04:51:15] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:01 towards level 102.
[11/17/19 08:09:37] sjefen6 [359/616] has come upon Birdbones [1206/1365] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:27:46 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/18/19 11:16:46] Notir, yano, and Birdbones [1955/2494] have team battled csssuf, rxcomm, and Beavis [235/3164] and won! 2 days, 03:10:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 01:12:45] Xenthys [343/723] has challenged Birdbones [377/1365] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:22:02 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/19/19 21:17:52] Birdbones [1203/1365] has challenged Khorne [953/1051] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/19 00:38:36] Birdbones left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/19 13:40:58] Birdbones reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/19 11:34:41] vegadark [388/663] has challenged Birdbones [764/1334] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:48:57 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/22/19 19:25:22] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:30 towards level 102.
[11/23/19 01:16:53] bigjay [519/1529] has challenged Birdbones [402/1334] in combat and won! 23 days, 01:05:30 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[11/23/19 03:25:36] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:05 from level 102.
[11/24/19 00:43:27] Birdbones [74/1334] has challenged blizgerg [805/1359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/19 07:08:07] Pauwelz, womblecat, and Bahhumbug [1900/1941] have team battled Birdbones, meskio, and TheDeadlyDandy [1898/2990] and won! 0 days, 04:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 15:47:29] L, darkmage, and idlerpgww [3038/3130] have team battled bookworm, Birdbones, and AncalagonThBlack [2430/2533] and won! 0 days, 02:01:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 04:38:10] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:07 towards level 102.
[11/25/19 15:06:26] Birdbones [1105/1334] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [106/626] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:05:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/27/19 01:51:58] fattrat, Ratigan, and bootdisk [1509/2653] have team battled Birdbones, Sharky4, and Beavis [1962/3575] and lost! 1 day, 00:09:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/19 02:50:06] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 13:45:03 is added to their clock.
[11/27/19 17:03:57] Birdbones [1153/1334] has come upon sunri5e [1177/1239] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:06:24 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/28/19 06:59:01] sjefen6 [465/616] has come upon Birdbones [1311/1334] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 16:10:11 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/28/19 11:26:20] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 13:13:05 from level 103.
[11/28/19 19:24:31] Eldoreth [667/1249] has come upon Birdbones [172/1334] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:22:18 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/29/19 02:16:52] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:50:09 from level 103.
[11/30/19 17:13:35] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:17:07 towards level 103.
[12/02/19 02:04:33] womblecat, Antium, and Birdbones [307/2976] have team battled Xenthys, blabber, and tspange [311/2381] and lost! 2 days, 11:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/19 10:23:03] jvoisin, Birdbones, and xonic [796/2775] have team battled Nechayev, MrGlass, and micah [928/2612] and lost! 3 days, 10:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 11:37:52] FSM [682/789] has come upon Birdbones [1168/1334] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/04/19 09:23:39] Birdbones [53/1334] has come upon Ttech [853/1965] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 13:16:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/04/19 15:51:36] Beavis [370/1143] has challenged Birdbones [166/1334] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:57:29 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[12/06/19 19:40:04] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:26:02 towards level 103.
[12/07/19 05:50:42] micah, TimWolla, and Zyphyr [2435/2446] have team battled woonack, dax, and Birdbones [531/2805] and won! 3 days, 03:08:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 07:56:25] Birdbones [1087/1334] has come upon Zythan [179/580] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 03:12:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/08/19 03:12:37] Birdbones [585/1334] has challenged Sharky4 [497/1127] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:56:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/08/19 05:05:43] csc2ya [112/484] has come upon Birdbones [323/1334] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:58:08 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[12/08/19 12:06:02] blizgerg [96/1359] has challenged Birdbones [979/1334] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:31:52 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/08/19 17:16:09] Birdbones [685/1334] has challenged dax [310/578] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:53:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/08/19 17:16:09] Birdbones has dealt dax a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:50:44 is added to dax's clock.
[12/08/19 20:16:56] Birdbones [1031/1334] has challenged lavamind [519/677] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:02:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/09/19 01:48:37] AbrahamLinksys, Xenofex, and neurospex [1559/2629] have team battled xonic, Birdbones, and anarcat [2662/3018] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/19 06:19:30] Birdbones [860/1334] has challenged Pauwelz [81/396] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:02:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/10/19 14:04:10] Birdbones burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Birdbones's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/19 01:56:20] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:30:04 towards level 103.
[12/15/19 17:30:42] Birdbones [1244/1328] has come upon Bradicus [92/948] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:22:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/16/19 10:48:56] i3d [89/251] has challenged Birdbones [386/1328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:11 is added to i3d's clock.
[12/18/19 12:01:00] Birdbones, lavamind, and HeavyPodda [2547/2948] have team battled lipek, ToHellWithGA, and CornFly [3476/3685] and lost! 0 days, 19:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/19 15:39:17] suterismus [1261/1411] has come upon Birdbones [971/1328] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:46:48 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/18/19 19:52:32] Birdbones sharpened the edge of their weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/19 06:14:57] Birdbones [891/1359] has come upon sjums_the_great [65/528] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:37:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/19/19 17:13:58] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:10 towards level 103.
[12/19/19 20:20:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 7 days, 22:34:03 toward level 103.
[12/20/19 00:15:09] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:58:26 is added to their clock.
[12/20/19 00:34:08] Agent86 [73/660] has challenged Birdbones [15/1359] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:28:54 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[12/20/19 03:40:41] neurospex, Birdbones, and Globalirc [2049/3570] have team battled androphius, tmberg, and Tenorman [1350/3357] and won! 2 days, 02:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 18:38:08] D.Va [95/787] has challenged Birdbones [1082/1359] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:02:56 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/21/19 05:02:17] Birdbones [709/1359] has come upon humus [124/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:13:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/22/19 06:52:29] Birdbones, sjefen6, and fattrat [2883/3165] have team battled grooverider, findlayr, and WallIdl [21/2295] and won! 1 day, 01:57:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 03:26:13] Birdbones [82/1359] has come upon bobvador [344/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/24/19 09:57:43] Birdbones [1075/1359] has challenged darkmage [1171/1351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/24/19 15:01:56] Birdbones, soltys, and djm [699/3264] have team battled CornFly, sjums_the_great, and astropoint [2647/2703] and lost! 0 days, 12:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 07:22:55] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:43 towards level 103.
[12/26/19 02:33:07] Birdbones [524/1359] has come upon pixelate [26/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:44:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/26/19 11:08:38] Birdbones [431/1359] has challenged double [557/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:24 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/26/19 12:53:30] Birdbones, osannatas, and androphius [7/2678] have team battled L, Varjatticus, and D.Va [417/1966] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 19:03:29] bisco [857/999] has challenged Birdbones [515/1359] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:05:30 is removed from bisco's clock.
[12/27/19 03:23:50] Ether [183/271] has challenged Birdbones [628/1359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to Ether's clock.
[12/27/19 09:58:59] Birdbones [1190/1359] has challenged double [410/1166] in combat and won! 16 days, 22:51:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/29/19 01:31:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 51 days, 09:29:34 from level 104.
[12/30/19 04:28:59] Birdbones [19/1359] has challenged sjefen6 [399/621] in combat and lost! 16 days, 08:39:51 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/30/19 12:47:55] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 00:34:52 towards level 104.
[01/01/20 05:40:09] Birdbones [653/1359] has challenged damyan [151/1287] in combat and won! 28 days, 07:44:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/02/20 08:32:12] Birdbones [185/1359] has come upon lavamind [481/697] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:54:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/02/20 20:38:33] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:49:25 towards level 104.
[01/05/20 10:04:07] Birdbones [785/1359] has come upon Xenofex [287/880] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 22:17:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/05/20 17:20:55] Birdbones [1221/1359] has come upon Xenofex [720/880] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:38:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/05/20 18:17:31] Elgo [578/639] has come upon Birdbones [611/1359] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:45:07 is added to Elgo's clock.
[01/06/20 14:43:14] Birdbones [1277/1359] has come upon unicron [247/830] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:52:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/09/20 04:24:26] PiotrekD [563/1013] has challenged Birdbones [699/1359] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:53:45 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[01/09/20 08:12:33] Birdbones lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:26:46 from level 104.
[01/09/20 08:15:03] dartainus [154/763] has come upon Birdbones [594/1359] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:40:36 is added to dartainus's clock.
[01/10/20 00:38:56] TauPan, holloway, and Birdbones [1478/2819] have team battled loomysh, Chuck, and mordac [2591/2942] and lost! 1 day, 08:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 01:46:08] jjasghar [90/337] has challenged Birdbones [1109/1359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[01/11/20 14:16:25] Brady, Birdbones, and sheu [440/3002] have team battled Zyphyr, dindinx, and sunri5e [2205/2639] and lost! 1 day, 15:46:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 21:53:57] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:17:25 towards level 104.
[01/12/20 13:27:58] Birdbones [477/1359] has come upon sc_ [346/592] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:56:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/12/20 16:01:55] Birdbones [1094/1359] has come upon double [100/1166] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:47:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/13/20 04:02:55] Birdbones broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:57:32 from level 104.
[01/13/20 22:47:25] Mars [467/1271] has come upon Birdbones [1252/1359] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:31:02 is added to Mars's clock.
[01/14/20 04:44:30] Birdbones reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/20 11:04:05] max [584/994] has challenged Birdbones [134/1365] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:06:32 is removed from max's clock.
[01/15/20 16:29:24] pixelate, Birdbones, borsin, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/20 04:26:38] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:55 towards level 104.
[01/18/20 02:20:04] Chuck [672/750] has challenged Birdbones [338/1365] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:13 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/18/20 06:09:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 20 days, 23:20:37 toward level 104.
[01/18/20 10:29:53] sairis [48/54] has challenged Birdbones [847/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:09 is added to sairis's clock.
[01/18/20 16:13:38] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:45:11 from level 104.
[01/18/20 18:31:58] sukil [42/259] has challenged Birdbones [180/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:22 is added to sukil's clock.
[01/19/20 11:51:26] Birdbones [1023/1365] has come upon djm [765/1013] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:43:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/19/20 18:26:01] Hammerschlag [103/156] has challenged Birdbones [1195/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:39 is added to Hammerschlag's clock.
[01/20/20 21:58:26] jayvee [16/357] has come upon Birdbones [982/1365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:43 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/21/20 05:57:52] xayto, blabber, and Xenofex [660/2511] have team battled tspange, tmberg, and Birdbones [1484/3753] and lost! 5 days, 03:35:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 19:13:38] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:19 towards level 104.
[01/23/20 07:25:22] gynder [39/94] has challenged Birdbones [321/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:27 is added to gynder's clock.
[01/27/20 00:15:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 18:44:12 from level 104.
[01/28/20 10:17:59] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/28/20 13:26:00] soltys, Birdbones, and LukeLR [243/3025] have team battled ncarl747, dclaw123, and xonic [2002/2659] and lost! 2 days, 20:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 09:00:20] Scar3cr0w [0/720] has come upon Birdbones [5/1349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:13 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[01/29/20 19:26:46] i3d, Birdbones, and sigmg [973/2566] have team battled elbie, Tratos, and sc_ [1640/2562] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/20 07:33:44] yano, Nistur, and loomysh [1536/2319] have team battled Birdbones, Scornn, and bisco [375/3258] and won! 2 days, 05:27:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 11:16:12] findlayr, Birdbones, and soltys [407/2561] have team battled gdm, Zythan, and Iceman [1525/2230] and lost! 0 days, 23:01:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/20 09:59:40] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:23:46 is added to their clock.
[02/01/20 10:43:30] JensRex [354/1337] has challenged Birdbones [328/1362] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:25:12 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[02/02/20 03:18:00] cromyr [99/214] has challenged Birdbones [784/1362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:22 is added to cromyr's clock.
[02/02/20 05:05:00] PiotrekD, skarlso, and AngryParsley [732/2751] have team battled sjums_the_great, Birdbones, and Globalirc [1653/2758] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/20 21:26:32] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:21:48 from level 104.
[02/03/20 05:47:19] loomysh, bobvador, and Brady [875/2658] have team battled L, Birdbones, and StalkR [947/2661] and lost! 1 day, 19:17:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/20 09:15:08] MiddlewareMonkey [210/993] has come upon Birdbones [987/1362] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:47:52 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/03/20 17:07:01] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:26 towards level 104.
[02/04/20 10:07:22] Tenorman, Birdbones, and FSM [2877/3408] have team battled soltys, HeavyPodda, and TimWolla [193/2767] and won! 2 days, 10:38:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 14:08:16] SlimeDiamond [321/398] has challenged Birdbones [1170/1362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:59 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[02/06/20 14:41:32] Sharky4 [498/1113] has come upon Birdbones [662/1362] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:34:47 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[02/07/20 09:14:58] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:14:51 towards level 104.
[02/07/20 23:23:54] MrGlass [23/897] has challenged Birdbones [108/1362] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:03:16 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/08/20 21:17:13] RBecker [672/858] has come upon Birdbones [922/1362] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:57:59 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/09/20 09:37:21] Birdbones [1232/1362] has come upon unicron [473/836] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:44:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/09/20 10:56:12] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:26 from level 104.
[02/10/20 06:13:04] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:21 towards level 104.
[02/12/20 17:22:15] Birdbones [1196/1362] has come upon Forud [675/779] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/13/20 02:05:47] Birdbones was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:10 from level 104.
[02/14/20 02:01:04] Birdbones [462/1362] has challenged Brady [452/1088] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:26:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/16/20 13:50:57] xayto [56/736] has come upon Birdbones [1139/1362] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:42:03 is added to xayto's clock.
[02/16/20 14:52:43] Birdbones [171/1362] has come upon Roxana [1000/1214] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:39:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/17/20 00:34:03] Birdbones [510/1362] has come upon Fluttershy [949/1200] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:10 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/20 13:42:08] Birdbones was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:20 from level 104.
[02/18/20 15:44:47] sjums_the_great [262/528] has come upon Birdbones [259/1362] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:52:13 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/18/20 20:28:27] Birdbones [254/1362] has challenged WallIdl [9/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:11:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/19/20 02:49:29] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:29 towards level 104.
[02/19/20 05:30:45] bobvador [541/684] has challenged Birdbones [388/1362] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:59:36 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[02/19/20 21:41:19] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:32:31 is added to their clock.
[02/21/20 01:20:18] Birdbones [898/1362] has challenged darkmage [522/1350] in combat and won! 20 days, 22:33:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/20 15:55:22] Birdbones slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Birdbones's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/24/20 01:57:42] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:44:06 towards level 105.
[02/25/20 06:51:27] petrichor, idlerpgww, and Ether [1848/2387] have team battled Birdbones, Khorne, and el [2300/3383] and lost! 0 days, 14:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 16:27:30] alephnull [1102/1200] has come upon Birdbones [1181/1346] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:39:33 is added to alephnull's clock.
[02/26/20 18:42:15] Antium [654/944] has come upon Birdbones [1180/1346] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:47:04 is added to Antium's clock.
[02/26/20 20:32:43] FSM [426/825] has come upon Birdbones [1150/1346] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 22:23:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/27/20 00:22:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 37 days, 13:13:40 toward level 105.
[02/29/20 07:59:16] sairis, m0shbear, and Birdbones [978/2902] have team battled anarcat, bisco, and inittab [1215/2316] and lost! 0 days, 20:44:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/20 01:56:45] bigjay [145/1581] has challenged Birdbones [764/1346] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:31:58 is added to bigjay's clock.
[03/03/20 16:02:11] sjefen6 [825/897] has come upon Birdbones [33/1346] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:00:36 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[03/03/20 16:29:43] NeonSynth [16/217] has challenged Birdbones [728/1346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to NeonSynth's clock.
[03/05/20 11:11:23] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:45:53 towards level 105.
[03/06/20 02:02:42] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:35:57 is added to their clock.
[03/06/20 04:44:28] Leedsichthys [148/188] has challenged Birdbones [288/1360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:39 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[03/06/20 07:26:57] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:36 towards level 105.
[03/07/20 03:28:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 16:44:53 from level 105.
[03/07/20 07:11:24] Psilocybe [289/746] has challenged Birdbones [48/1360] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:39:17 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[03/07/20 13:00:00] MiddlewareMonkey, Birdbones, and Athos [1670/3038] have team battled lipek, Bluedog, and neurospex [764/3100] and won! 3 days, 12:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 20:16:59] AncalagonThBlack, Bradicus, and dwfreed [178/2850] have team battled niko, golgy, and Birdbones [3182/3213] and lost! 6 days, 07:12:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/20 22:08:34] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:37:05 is added to their clock.
[03/09/20 07:25:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 13 days, 23:32:47 toward level 105.
[03/09/20 11:44:31] Majak, tms, and Eiam [710/1881] have team battled Birdbones, Lnk, and petrichor [549/3606] and won! 0 days, 01:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/20 20:44:52] Roxana [1219/1257] has challenged Birdbones [16/1360] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:39:19 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[03/09/20 23:42:55] Zaratustra [817/1136] has come upon Birdbones [832/1360] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 10:19:56 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/10/20 08:05:16] Bluedog [260/425] has challenged Birdbones [256/1360] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:36:58 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[03/10/20 10:00:10] L, blabber, and bisco [1984/2681] have team battled LukeLR, allo, and Birdbones [2853/2922] and lost! 4 days, 23:21:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/20 00:34:43] Birdbones, anarcat, and golgy [2183/3024] have team battled bisco, Everyman, and Heisenberg [646/2880] and won! 1 day, 12:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/20 13:43:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 13:03:20 toward level 105.
[03/12/20 19:41:52] holloway [1056/1059] has challenged Birdbones [617/1360] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:41 is removed from holloway's clock.
[03/13/20 05:43:48] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:00 from level 105.
[03/13/20 14:20:48] Birdbones [1189/1360] has challenged mik [171/355] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:50:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/19/20 13:26:13] Birdbones [4/1360] has challenged Nechayev [595/810] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:17:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/21/20 18:42:45] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:21:23 towards level 106.
[03/23/20 06:42:55] sheu [304/586] has come upon Birdbones [73/1360] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:45:53 is removed from sheu's clock.
[03/24/20 16:42:24] Atan, ncarl747, and Heisenberg [670/2750] have team battled Birdbones, alephnull, and RBecker [2182/3400] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/20 18:52:50] dax [68/600] has challenged Birdbones [70/1360] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:41:49 is added to dax's clock.
[03/27/20 15:48:01] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:40:21 from level 106.
[03/28/20 13:02:50] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:34:43 towards level 106.
[03/29/20 01:32:59] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 19:26:07 is added to their clock.
[03/30/20 00:26:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 21 days, 08:15:27 toward level 106.
[04/02/20 10:39:56] jayvee [343/691] has challenged Birdbones [214/1360] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:15 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[04/03/20 03:06:52] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:46:07 towards level 106.
[04/03/20 17:17:53] Birdbones got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:56:44 from level 106.
[04/04/20 02:33:43] Birdbones [208/1360] has come upon bisco [490/1048] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:31:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/04/20 08:09:10] Birdbones [868/1360] has come upon zVxt [310/381] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:58:06 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/04/20 10:22:46] phraktyl, MetaNova, and canton7 [485/2883] have team battled Heisenberg, Birdbones, and SirMonkeybox [1431/2963] and lost! 2 days, 02:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/20 04:59:43] Birdbones [572/1360] has come upon RBecker [30/832] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:11:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/05/20 06:48:29] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 21:48:28 is added to their clock.
[04/06/20 01:46:02] allo [349/731] has come upon Birdbones [461/1360] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 09:46:13 is added to allo's clock.
[04/06/20 10:01:16] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:25:58 towards level 106.
[04/06/20 19:04:51] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:49:15 towards level 106.
[04/06/20 19:57:58] Kronos [227/269] has challenged Birdbones [751/1360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:46 is added to Kronos's clock.
[04/07/20 02:41:04] Birdbones [1112/1360] has come upon Syloq [667/794] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:16:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/07/20 15:15:37] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:42 towards level 106.
[04/07/20 16:16:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 16 days, 12:09:34 toward level 106.
[04/08/20 07:31:14] misha [504/744] has come upon Birdbones [1198/1360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:23 is added to misha's clock.
[04/09/20 13:19:12] ohnx [228/779] has challenged Birdbones [1200/1360] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:19:54 is added to ohnx's clock.
[04/10/20 13:50:08] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:32:21 is added to their clock.
[04/11/20 04:33:10] neurospex [818/1259] has challenged Birdbones [521/1360] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:08:07 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/11/20 10:04:56] bisco [200/1038] has come upon Birdbones [10/1360] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:02:35 is removed from bisco's clock.
[04/12/20 02:33:25] Birdbones [587/1360] has challenged dartainus [545/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/20 20:45:28] Birdbones [488/1360] has come upon ncarl747 [384/868] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/20 21:44:32] Birdbones [875/1360] has come upon ncarl747 [84/868] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:25 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/13/20 06:45:20] Andries, Birdbones, and Lemelisk [241/3294] have team battled h00k, buksi, and djm [2110/2502] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 08:17:35] Birdbones [167/1360] has challenged Zaratustra [553/1136] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:31:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/14/20 03:26:53] holloway, Birdbones, jayvee, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/20 05:56:58] Birdbones [86/1360] has come upon ToHellWithGA [362/1065] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:44:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/14/20 12:55:54] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:26:51 from level 107.
[04/15/20 02:59:18] Nofew, MadMan, and Kronos [1404/2492] have team battled idlerpgww, Birdbones, and meskio [1923/3119] and lost! 0 days, 04:52:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/20 15:02:43] yano [147/618] has challenged Birdbones [1344/1360] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:15:18 is added to yano's clock.
[04/17/20 12:06:27] Birdbones [363/1360] has challenged AngryParsley [701/1118] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:51:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/17/20 14:06:57] Birdbones [665/1360] has challenged efertone [320/480] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:47:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/20 01:53:37] Birdbones [828/1360] has come upon Zyphyr [426/656] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 12:05:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/20 20:11:54] Birdbones [439/1360] has come upon sc_ [97/723] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:44:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/20 13:51:59] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:30 towards level 107.
[04/21/20 04:08:55] Birdbones left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/20 06:43:24] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 22:38:18 is added to their clock.
[04/22/20 23:32:03] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:26:40 towards level 107.
[04/23/20 12:19:51] Fluttershy [923/1223] has challenged Birdbones [471/1325] in combat and won! 19 days, 04:49:47 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[04/25/20 16:21:52] Birdbones [473/1325] has come upon kenyon [617/1125] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 12:11:29 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/25/20 23:40:50] Birdbones [728/1325] has come upon waifu [656/839] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:28:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/26/20 06:34:07] sairis [356/388] has challenged Birdbones [546/1325] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:51:22 is added to sairis's clock.
[04/26/20 18:52:36] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:40:44 towards level 107.
[04/27/20 08:59:33] Birdbones [1232/1325] has come upon TimWolla [165/900] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:18:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/27/20 17:00:01] rustybicycle [323/576] has come upon Birdbones [477/1325] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:54:26 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[04/28/20 06:39:23] MMaple [6/13] has challenged Birdbones [1149/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:42 is added to MMaple's clock.
[04/28/20 20:48:18] Birdbones [269/1325] has challenged allo [286/717] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:40:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/29/20 02:02:56] Birdbones was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:42:04 from level 107.
[04/29/20 13:18:59] Birdbones [145/1325] has come upon dartainus [220/783] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:33:21 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/30/20 00:18:09] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:24:07 towards level 107.
[05/02/20 05:10:17] Birdbones [515/1325] has come upon crysys [79/782] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:34:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/04/20 06:39:05] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:40:03 is added to their clock.
[05/04/20 19:01:44] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:51 towards level 107.
[05/05/20 04:01:37] SkyAdmin [87/216] has challenged Birdbones [1139/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:30 is added to SkyAdmin's clock.
[05/06/20 08:02:59] Birdbones [17/1325] has come upon Lemelisk [1374/1376] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:26:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/06/20 16:32:11] Birdbones [665/1330] has challenged anarcat [317/672] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:12:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/20 01:53:46] Yuhno, Dyntra, and bisco [2112/2163] have team battled HeavyPodda, Birdbones, and AbacusAvenger [2121/3215] and lost! 2 days, 12:02:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/20 11:41:42] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:58 towards level 107.
[05/09/20 02:33:24] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:23:22 towards level 107.
[05/10/20 08:53:36] rxcomm [554/1287] has challenged Birdbones [664/1330] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:07:52 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[05/11/20 22:37:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 6 days, 09:39:24 toward level 107.
[05/14/20 20:18:44] idlerpgww [143/770] has challenged Birdbones [944/1330] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:28:02 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[05/16/20 05:09:08] Bluedog [453/468] has come upon Birdbones [525/1330] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:06:26 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[05/16/20 12:03:12] Crazycatlady [25/680] has come upon Birdbones [489/1330] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:24:45 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/16/20 16:54:57] IdleMaster [679/802] has come upon Birdbones [157/1330] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:22:06 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/16/20 19:29:33] waifu [249/817] has challenged Birdbones [1325/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:46 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/17/20 00:25:38] shymega, bookworm, and Birdbones [599/2426] have team battled Misza, dindinx, and MetaNova [2371/3149] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/20 10:38:35] m0shbear [1198/1215] has challenged Birdbones [974/1330] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:46:40 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[05/19/20 16:40:20] Elgo [393/819] has come upon Birdbones [1115/1330] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:05 is added to Elgo's clock.
[05/19/20 17:38:34] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:51 towards level 107.
[05/21/20 10:18:44] Birdbones [902/1330] has come upon StalkR [70/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:20:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/21/20 23:37:14] Birdbones [623/1330] has challenged Odin [58/276] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:56:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/22/20 00:12:23] MrGlass [627/971] has come upon Birdbones [291/1330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:00 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/22/20 16:48:08] Majak, sunri5e, and phraktyl [1662/2724] have team battled elf, desikitteh, and Birdbones [2700/3190] and lost! 1 day, 20:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 09:17:01] Birdbones lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:53:16 from level 108.
[05/25/20 18:38:45] Birdbones [1240/1330] has come upon tms [197/460] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:59:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/26/20 14:34:34] Heisenberg, zankore, and AngryParsley [1944/3308] have team battled TauPan, Birdbones, and bigjay [295/3408] and won! 2 days, 12:34:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/20 20:02:24] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:15:09 from level 108.
[05/29/20 08:38:12] misha [340/744] has challenged Birdbones [1093/1330] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:23:48 is added to misha's clock.
[05/29/20 11:38:57] jayvee [23/716] has come upon Birdbones [1220/1330] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:58:28 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/29/20 21:12:40] crysys, nawcom, and JeDa [249/1883] have team battled el, TauPan, and Birdbones [1414/2943] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/20 05:42:54] Birdbones [560/1330] has challenged djm [526/862] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:30:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/30/20 07:39:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 5 days, 18:09:07 toward level 108.
[05/30/20 10:44:00] m0shbear [171/1220] has challenged Birdbones [126/1330] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:52:37 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[05/30/20 11:53:23] MadMan, Birdbones, and adamus1red [2589/3242] have team battled Neo, inittab, and Lemelisk [1177/2547] and won! 0 days, 22:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/20 06:34:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 15 days, 13:53:23 toward level 108.
[06/01/20 17:47:46] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:08:56 towards level 108.
[06/02/20 09:09:13] Birdbones, ohnx, and pfoley [136/3017] have team battled zbe, skarlso, and pants [2329/2859] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 17:33:36] djm, LukeLR, and Birdbones [424/3026] have team battled Ttech, Zyphyr, and womblecat [639/3439] and lost! 1 day, 23:39:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 19:02:03] RBecker [197/914] has challenged Birdbones [987/1330] in combat and lost! 14 days, 09:59:38 is added to RBecker's clock.
[06/04/20 06:16:23] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:38 towards level 108.
[06/05/20 06:34:01] Birdbones bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:29:06 from level 108.
[06/07/20 00:39:22] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:46:41 towards level 108.
[06/08/20 09:43:38] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:50:18 towards level 108.
[06/08/20 18:06:42] xayto [531/768] has come upon Birdbones [949/1330] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:24:35 is added to xayto's clock.
[06/09/20 00:00:11] Birdbones [696/1330] has challenged KeboDK [181/779] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:43:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/09/20 21:09:19] sigmg [417/898] has come upon Birdbones [765/1330] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:03:46 is added to sigmg's clock.
[06/10/20 16:10:15] canton7 [1014/1257] has challenged Birdbones [591/1330] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:51 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/10/20 23:53:50] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:12:44 is added to their clock.
[06/12/20 17:57:20] gildarts, sheu, and Forud [159/1858] have team battled bisco, Leedsichthys, and Birdbones [2671/2740] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/20 08:26:07] crysys [503/760] has challenged Birdbones [298/1323] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:38:20 is removed from crysys's clock.
[06/13/20 11:27:46] i3d [621/652] has challenged Birdbones [1298/1323] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:02:39 is added to i3d's clock.
[06/14/20 01:34:01] efertone [292/480] has come upon Birdbones [1223/1323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:44:24 is added to efertone's clock.
[06/15/20 03:52:46] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:32:58 is added to their clock.
[06/16/20 16:46:03] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:02:43 is added to their clock.
[06/17/20 05:32:14] Mateusz, Birdbones, misha, and sjefen6 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/20 00:17:48] Andries, Crazycatlady, and L [771/2332] have team battled Reilly, pants, and Birdbones [1396/3228] and lost! 2 days, 17:54:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/20 06:15:43] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:28 towards level 108.
[06/19/20 08:56:03] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:00 towards level 108.
[06/19/20 12:18:45] HeavyPodda, aismallard, and Birdbones [256/3257] have team battled Scornn, mwhahaha, and Asara [2160/2700] and lost! 2 days, 09:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 21:10:51] Birdbones [1282/1328] has challenged Reilly [530/573] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:10:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/21/20 05:39:16] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:02 towards level 108.
[06/21/20 07:13:21] buksi [403/860] has challenged Birdbones [718/1328] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:58:11 is added to buksi's clock.
[06/21/20 11:20:12] Birdbones [913/1328] has come upon bookworm [426/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:39:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/21/20 12:14:31] Elgo [313/921] has challenged Birdbones [836/1328] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:06:53 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/22/20 00:39:04] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:14 towards level 108.
[06/23/20 02:06:32] himuraken, ohnx, and IdleMaster [2079/2568] have team battled dwfreed, Birdbones, and mwhahaha [1656/3155] and won! 7 days, 21:30:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 06:23:53] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:14:18 is added to their clock.
[06/24/20 14:32:45] Asara [97/848] has challenged Birdbones [916/1328] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:55:09 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/26/20 04:37:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 17:32:15 toward level 108.
[06/27/20 12:54:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 05:54:08 toward level 108.
[06/27/20 20:51:55] bigfluff [2/38] has challenged Birdbones [1234/1328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:36 is added to bigfluff's clock.
[06/27/20 22:08:50] Birdbones [1214/1328] has challenged Heisenberg [188/1119] in combat and won! 26 days, 18:41:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/28/20 15:56:24] Birdbones [257/1328] has challenged HeavyPodda [43/966] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:58:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/28/20 16:50:00] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:27:02 towards level 109.
[06/29/20 03:37:36] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:39:08 towards level 109.
[06/29/20 14:04:15] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:46:02 towards level 109.
[06/30/20 05:28:04] pants [310/1327] has challenged Birdbones [70/1328] in combat and won! 28 days, 03:05:56 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/30/20 08:43:14] Birdbones [96/1328] has come upon TimWolla [495/847] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:39:29 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/30/20 13:07:30] sc_ [140/766] has challenged Birdbones [1248/1328] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:40:01 is added to sc_'s clock.
[06/30/20 18:50:29] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:50:14 from level 109.
[07/02/20 01:36:10] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:51:58 towards level 109.
[07/02/20 04:09:52] sjums_the_great [847/983] has come upon Birdbones [600/1328] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:10:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/02/20 17:09:22] Birdbones [53/1328] has challenged Beefcan [658/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:38:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/03/20 14:08:39] WallIdl, Ironhoof, and Agent86 [84/3056] have team battled Athos, Birdbones, and Nofew [2285/2999] and lost! 1 day, 02:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 08:51:16] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:05:02 is added to their clock.
[07/04/20 23:27:31] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:23:14 towards level 109.
[07/06/20 14:31:30] jayvee [353/742] has come upon Birdbones [1193/1328] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:38:44 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/06/20 23:17:14] sjefen6, CornFly, and Birdbones [915/3414] have team battled Bluedog, ilbelkyr, and KeboDK [506/2345] and won! 1 day, 13:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 10:19:31] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 00:13:07 is added to their clock.
[07/07/20 14:29:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 5 days, 12:22:33 toward level 109.
[07/07/20 14:41:58] Birdbones ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:28:33 from level 109.
[07/07/20 20:06:33] Notir [101/545] has challenged Birdbones [73/1328] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:39:32 is removed from Notir's clock.
[07/10/20 00:04:50] Fluttershy, misha, and Birdbones [1398/3317] have team battled jnerulax, grooverider, and Varjatticus [1070/2763] and won! 2 days, 09:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/20 05:35:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 9 days, 00:36:03 toward level 109.
[07/11/20 16:01:44] Khorne, Birdbones, and Desspugne [165/3170] have team battled pollo, TimWolla, and PiotrekD [344/2887] and lost! 4 days, 20:24:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/20 08:12:55] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:24:15 towards level 109.
[07/13/20 13:10:40] bigjay, Majak, and yano [1069/3215] have team battled Pontuzz, Misza, and Birdbones [49/3175] and won! 1 day, 22:41:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 09:59:52] Birdbones, MrGlass, and tms [2128/3123] have team battled Bluedog, Beefcan, and Misza [1509/2604] and won! 3 days, 20:55:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/20 14:45:48] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:57:49 from level 109.
[07/15/20 20:04:31] cirdan, bigjay, and Balthazar [756/3603] have team battled Atan, Birdbones, and brendan [388/3492] and won! 0 days, 20:51:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 21:21:38] womblecat [507/727] has challenged Birdbones [587/1341] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:27:18 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/21/20 03:50:22] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:40:45 towards level 109.
[07/21/20 07:51:23] Birdbones [245/1341] has challenged Majak [374/907] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:29:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/21/20 09:51:50] Birdbones [743/1341] has challenged StalkR [405/521] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:55:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/21/20 09:51:50] Birdbones has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 11 days, 20:50:36 is added to StalkR's clock.
[07/21/20 18:39:42] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:05:37 from level 109.
[07/24/20 09:04:00] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:31 towards level 109.
[07/24/20 09:12:32] Nistur, soltys, and Birdbones [342/3119] have team battled JensRex, Majak, and efertone [442/2660] and lost! 1 day, 17:15:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/20 06:26:10] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:28 towards level 109.
[07/25/20 11:37:35] Birdbones, JeDa, and Roxana [594/2900] have team battled Tenorman, dwfreed, and jjasghar [1063/2555] and lost! 0 days, 10:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/20 06:26:51] CodeB [446/449] has come upon Birdbones [579/1341] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:02 is added to CodeB's clock.
[07/28/20 10:00:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 8 days, 17:52:31 toward level 109.
[07/28/20 21:29:49] Scornn, Iceman, and sairis [2307/2699] have team battled dindinx, shymega, and Birdbones [440/2765] and won! 1 day, 05:49:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 02:02:21] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:46 towards level 109.
[07/29/20 17:14:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 5 days, 14:37:42 toward level 109.
[07/29/20 20:26:06] Ttech [1265/2079] has challenged Birdbones [1277/1341] in combat and lost! 15 days, 07:51:18 is added to Ttech's clock.
[07/30/20 06:28:01] Birdbones, pants, and jnerulax [2563/3516] have team battled HellSpawn, feek, and GilbertErik [1605/1650] and won! 0 days, 09:04:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 06:33:43] loomysh, Milquetoast, and tms [2498/3026] have team battled Birdbones, JeDa, and Crazycatlady [507/2640] and won! 3 days, 08:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 14:23:27] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/20 04:55:40] bookworm [45/468] has challenged Birdbones [569/1325] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:08:29 is added to bookworm's clock.
[08/02/20 03:57:13] Birdbones [81/1325] has come upon pfoley [536/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:34:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/02/20 15:04:00] Birdbones [469/1325] has challenged MJ94 [311/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:14:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/02/20 20:34:01] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:58 towards level 109.
[08/03/20 08:35:38] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:07 towards level 109.
[08/03/20 17:40:55] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:59 towards level 109.
[08/04/20 12:09:35] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:15 towards level 109.
[08/06/20 15:27:26] Birdbones [280/1325] has challenged HellSpawn [438/508] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:20:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/06/20 22:17:20] Birdbones [526/1325] has come upon Vic [27/510] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:53:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/07/20 04:31:00] Birdbones [186/1325] has challenged sheu [43/550] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:47:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/07/20 16:25:37] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 16:34:03 from level 110.
[08/07/20 21:04:20] blabber, KH405, and PlasmaStar [2129/2154] have team battled L, Birdbones, and jstg [1217/3240] and won! 5 days, 04:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 02:32:30] AncalagonThBlack, blizgerg, and Crazycatlady [1278/3006] have team battled PlasmaStar, Birdbones, and MadHatter [1183/2708] and won! 1 day, 17:33:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 03:36:39] Birdbones [972/1325] has challenged jstg [753/1006] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:53:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/20 06:16:30] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:47:31 towards level 110.
[08/08/20 13:27:18] Birdbones [298/1325] has come upon Bluedog [211/485] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:33:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/09/20 15:45:38] Birdbones [1318/1325] has challenged sjums_the_great [766/992] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:12:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/10/20 14:10:40] Birdbones was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:22:13 from level 110.
[08/13/20 08:09:06] Birdbones [503/1325] has challenged Atan [134/798] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:52:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/13/20 10:30:39] Leedsichthys [305/393] has come upon Birdbones [1008/1325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:33 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[08/14/20 03:09:27] KindOne [281/305] has challenged Birdbones [893/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:00 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/15/20 12:45:20] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:20:17 from level 110.
[08/16/20 00:07:28] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:44:55 from level 110.
[08/16/20 07:45:13] Altair [310/411] has challenged Birdbones [788/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:35 is added to Altair's clock.
[08/17/20 09:51:43] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:14:10 towards level 110.
[08/17/20 12:49:31] dwfreed [43/817] has come upon Birdbones [962/1325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:24:56 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/17/20 16:33:20] Birdbones [931/1325] has challenged Balthazar [27/1053] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:02:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/19/20 03:43:50] Scornn, Birdbones, and bookworm [871/2667] have team battled maligned, Tor, and mwhahaha [1137/2785] and lost! 1 day, 03:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 12:18:19] tccki [129/420] has challenged Birdbones [1284/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:58 is added to tccki's clock.
[08/19/20 20:57:15] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:08:13 towards level 110.
[08/20/20 15:27:35] Birdbones [12/1325] has come upon unicron [534/940] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:24:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/20/20 21:07:06] Leedsichthys, KindOne, and LukeLR [321/1587] have team battled el, Birdbones, and Iceman [1820/3486] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/20 23:52:35] Majak [433/897] has challenged Birdbones [296/1325] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:12:27 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/21/20 11:05:24] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 08:31:31 is added to their clock.
[08/22/20 11:57:25] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 9 days, 03:03:34 is added to their clock.
[08/23/20 15:57:11] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 11:09:55 towards level 110.
[08/23/20 23:30:55] Birdbones saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 22:21:29 from level 110.
[08/24/20 14:12:53] Birdbones [1164/1339] has challenged Crazycatlady [805/853] in combat and won! 73 days, 14:52:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/24/20 16:49:30] Birdbones [1123/1339] has come upon sunri5e [581/1055] and taken them in combat! 46 days, 14:29:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/24/20 23:38:42] Notir [363/545] has come upon Birdbones [688/1339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:41 is added to Notir's clock.
[08/25/20 13:03:48] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 03:13:31 towards level 110.
[08/27/20 00:26:36] dartainus [165/815] has challenged Birdbones [1027/1339] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:25:02 is added to dartainus's clock.
[08/27/20 07:47:32] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 17:15:22 from level 110.
[08/27/20 09:33:16] Birdbones, jjasghar, and Pici [2583/3067] have team battled bisco, Baldric, and mordac [1832/2962] and won! 0 days, 12:09:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/20 16:05:48] Birdbones [98/1339] has come upon waifu [752/1162] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 04:15:54 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/20 01:35:57] phraktyl, blabber, and gdm [532/2326] have team battled Birdbones, KyloRen, and sheu [169/2344] and won! 0 days, 06:39:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/20 03:25:08] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 14:06:14 towards level 110.
[08/28/20 04:50:39] MJ94, fattrat, and Crazycatlady [1317/2815] have team battled Birdbones, Khorne, and holloway [1539/3092] and lost! 4 days, 22:41:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 17:36:13] Birdbones [310/1339] has challenged pollo [309/1053] in combat and won! 29 days, 22:16:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/20 18:48:48] sjefen6 [888/904] has come upon Birdbones [582/1339] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:03:49 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/29/20 06:32:06] Birdbones was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 15:48:12 from level 110.
[08/30/20 04:52:50] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 13:22:44 towards level 110.
[08/30/20 15:01:05] KH405, tms, and sheu [434/2022] have team battled suterismus, Birdbones, and theZoMBiE [9/3278] and won! 1 day, 11:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 16:09:02] Milquetoast, suterismus, and L [2969/3407] have team battled gdm, Birdbones, and Chuck [1814/2848] and won! 1 day, 13:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 22:37:50] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 22:06:32 towards level 110.
[09/01/20 16:51:19] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:02:31 towards level 110.
[09/03/20 09:00:23] Birdbones [452/1338] has come upon Odin [478/497] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:12:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/03/20 18:24:03] Birdbones [1089/1338] has come upon dindinx [503/774] and taken them in combat! 34 days, 16:57:25 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/03/20 21:41:07] Birdbones [345/1338] has come upon feek [487/547] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:43:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/04/20 14:17:41] Birdbones [1090/1338] has challenged SCSi [938/1029] in combat and won! 18 days, 20:58:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/06/20 01:44:17] Lnk [546/1107] has come upon Birdbones [202/1338] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:36:32 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/06/20 11:25:48] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:50:37 towards level 110.
[09/07/20 09:56:32] Nechayev, Birdbones, and dax [1390/3181] have team battled lavamind, Milquetoast, and blackroot [2080/2225] and lost! 4 days, 21:02:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/20 04:01:51] Birdbones got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:34:55 from level 110.
[09/08/20 04:16:40] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:34:23 towards level 110.
[09/08/20 11:42:25] Birdbones [1135/1338] has challenged feek [510/547] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:01:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/10/20 09:15:06] micah [12/944] has come upon Birdbones [1105/1338] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:23:40 is added to micah's clock.
[09/11/20 11:32:02] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:34:56 towards level 110.
[09/11/20 14:21:13] Tratos [1103/1133] has challenged Birdbones [198/1338] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:53:56 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[09/12/20 09:07:08] jnerulax [333/821] has challenged Birdbones [263/1338] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:26:24 is removed from jnerulax's clock.
[09/12/20 12:05:48] Muirrum, Birdbones, and Desspugne [273/2775] have team battled WallIdl, algernon, and Brainiac [2442/2515] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 13:29:01] ohnx [735/788] has come upon Birdbones [604/1338] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:29:02 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[09/12/20 14:58:39] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:29:47 towards level 110.
[09/12/20 15:00:03] TauPan [286/504] has come upon Birdbones [961/1338] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 21:51:08 is added to TauPan's clock.
[09/13/20 07:13:01] Birdbones [643/1338] has challenged ganome [526/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:06:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/13/20 09:23:13] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:21 towards level 110.
[09/13/20 20:16:26] Birdbones [1213/1338] has challenged maligned [178/899] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:24:29 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/14/20 03:23:12] sheu, elf, and MiddlewareMonkey [1599/2922] have team battled Birdbones, meskio, and micah [1499/3514] and won! 3 days, 14:06:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/20 01:47:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 12 days, 12:07:06 toward level 110.
[09/16/20 22:15:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 4 days, 09:59:51 toward level 110.
[09/17/20 06:21:40] Zyphyr [193/688] has challenged Birdbones [656/1338] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:15:18 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/18/20 05:27:16] dwfreed [269/864] has come upon Birdbones [1189/1338] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:47:23 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/19/20 01:49:12] Birdbones [17/1338] has come upon Vic [363/522] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:57:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/19/20 11:53:50] MiddlewareMonkey [539/1045] has challenged Birdbones [535/1338] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:28 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/19/20 16:46:19] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 01:03:09 is added to their clock.
[09/21/20 05:04:44] xnaas [100/510] has challenged Birdbones [1201/1338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:31 is added to xnaas's clock.
[09/21/20 12:14:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 23:55:02 from level 110.
[09/21/20 16:58:14] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:32:42 from level 110.
[09/22/20 03:18:17] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:44:15 from level 110.
[09/22/20 05:48:00] Birdbones [1199/1338] has come upon blizgerg [887/1232] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:25:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/23/20 02:16:29] meskio [142/1191] has challenged Birdbones [1264/1338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:25 is added to meskio's clock.
[09/23/20 13:49:53] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/20 19:49:42] MiddlewareMonkey [72/1045] has come upon Birdbones [508/1323] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:08:50 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/24/20 07:49:38] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 00:15:19 is added to their clock.
[09/24/20 17:12:09] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:14:20 towards level 110.
[09/25/20 00:50:46] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:57 towards level 110.
[09/25/20 14:11:40] Notir [289/543] has come upon Birdbones [560/1323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:41:36 is added to Notir's clock.
[09/25/20 19:40:34] Birdbones, skarlso, and shymega [2750/2779] have team battled Tenorman, sjefen6, and Roxana [2066/3679] and won! 2 days, 21:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/20 06:36:10] Birdbones [1112/1323] has come upon feek [360/558] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:18:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/26/20 11:04:37] canton7 [401/1255] has come upon Birdbones [258/1323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:40:58 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/26/20 11:04:37] canton7 has dealt Birdbones a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:37:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/26/20 13:38:10] Birdbones [878/1323] has challenged aismallard [899/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:47:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/27/20 01:54:24] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:38:17 towards level 110.
[09/28/20 15:51:22] Ttech, Misza, and misha [1512/4288] have team battled Lemelisk, astropoint, and Birdbones [485/3813] and won! 0 days, 15:45:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/20 03:53:44] sairis [275/800] has challenged Birdbones [1303/1323] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:17:22 is added to sairis's clock.
[09/29/20 05:20:10] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:35:51 from level 110.
[09/29/20 05:53:21] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:43:22 towards level 110.
[09/29/20 10:42:43] Agent86 [150/1054] has come upon Birdbones [454/1323] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:12:36 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/29/20 19:59:51] misha [681/784] has challenged Birdbones [1064/1323] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:44:38 is added to misha's clock.
[10/01/20 10:08:55] crysys [371/757] has challenged Birdbones [338/1323] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:26:36 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/02/20 19:44:37] sjefen6, dclaw123, and dxtr [598/2967] have team battled Birdbones, Yuhno, and astropoint [2009/3124] and lost! 6 days, 00:03:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/20 10:07:30] brycec, Birdbones, mordac, and buyoq have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/20 13:13:38] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:23 towards level 110.
[10/04/20 16:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 10 days, 06:07:04 toward level 110.
[10/05/20 00:11:20] DrJosh9000, HellSpawn, and Nofew [1872/2802] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Elgo [2145/3151] and lost! 1 day, 19:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/20 01:15:11] Birdbones reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Birdbones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/20 18:39:47] Birdbones [783/1328] has challenged yano [516/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/08/20 10:43:36] Lemelisk [1417/1460] has challenged Birdbones [382/1328] in combat and won! 64 days, 21:54:57 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/08/20 14:01:36] Birdbones [842/1328] has challenged damyan [188/1218] in combat and won! 24 days, 06:48:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/08/20 17:45:16] Birdbones [921/1328] has challenged lavamind [355/858] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:06:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/10/20 12:55:11] Birdbones [1302/1328] has challenged CodeB [383/482] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:15:59 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/11/20 00:32:46] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:44:23 towards level 111.
[10/11/20 21:10:20] ganome, Birdbones, allo, and m0shbear have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/20 22:02:54] ToHellWithGA [450/1126] has challenged Birdbones [928/1328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:29:49 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/12/20 01:41:46] Birdbones was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:40:20 from level 111.
[10/12/20 07:52:17] Birdbones was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:11:40 towards level 111.
[10/12/20 09:56:47] Birdbones fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Birdbones's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/20 13:12:52] Beavis, Birdbones, and skarlso [303/3288] have team battled Bradicus, Balthazar, and i3d [2709/2887] and lost! 3 days, 13:30:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/20 14:51:30] yano, soltys, and algernon [2294/2561] have team battled Khorne, Birdbones, and Blukunfando [2202/2575] and won! 0 days, 01:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 02:35:58] micah [16/985] has come upon Birdbones [875/1311] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:01 is added to micah's clock.
[10/17/20 01:46:45] Birdbones [127/1311] has come upon Notir [256/530] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:57:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/18/20 13:23:47] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:42 towards level 111.
[10/19/20 22:13:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 12:58:47 toward level 111.
[10/23/20 02:45:47] JeDa, sjefen6, and Atan [1608/2216] have team battled Birdbones, sheu, and Notir [1212/2420] and won! 0 days, 15:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/20 07:14:46] Birdbones [776/1317] has challenged simple [652/1108] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:15:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/23/20 17:57:44] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:18:35 from level 111.
[10/24/20 04:53:57] skarlso [76/787] has come upon Birdbones [764/1317] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:22:04 is added to skarlso's clock.
[10/27/20 00:00:03] whizter [29/47] has challenged Birdbones [336/1317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:42 is added to whizter's clock.
[10/27/20 05:46:07] Birdbones [536/1317] has challenged sheu [550/573] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:22:44 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/27/20 15:05:38] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:27:30 is added to their clock.
[10/28/20 06:46:07] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:48:32 towards level 111.
[11/09/20 00:04:47] Birdbones [250/1317] has come upon StalkR [33/522] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:56:42 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/09/20 06:29:23] Forud [276/914] has challenged Birdbones [119/1317] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:27:32 is removed from Forud's clock.
[11/09/20 14:51:51] mordac [316/1337] has challenged Birdbones [566/1317] in combat and lost! 14 days, 21:03:18 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/09/20 21:08:54] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:20:12 is added to their clock.
[11/10/20 08:35:27] Birdbones [1016/1317] has come upon jjasghar [732/779] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:20 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/11/20 06:07:32] sjums_the_great [385/980] has challenged Birdbones [1305/1317] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:10:57 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/11/20 18:56:12] Birdbones lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:21:52 from level 111.
[11/12/20 05:40:37] KeboDK, sheu, and Tenorman [556/2870] have team battled Birdbones, Nechayev, and sairis [2854/3081] and lost! 3 days, 02:22:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/20 06:13:23] anderson [26/477] has challenged Birdbones [759/1317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:26 is added to anderson's clock.
[11/13/20 10:19:40] Birdbones [123/1317] has challenged tmberg [1043/1548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:14:39 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/15/20 00:02:50] GilbertErik [32/1078] has come upon Birdbones [1038/1317] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:51:40 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/16/20 00:04:15] AbrahamLinksys, Ironhoof, and maligned [866/3251] have team battled Birdbones, Tenorman, and Scar3cr0w [2658/3410] and lost! 2 days, 00:22:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/20 16:37:58] Eldoreth [140/1404] has challenged Birdbones [1231/1317] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:45:32 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[11/17/20 16:09:50] Birdbones [1237/1317] has come upon tmberg [197/1548] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:01:55 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/18/20 10:30:23] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:50 from level 111.
[11/18/20 14:32:02] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:03 towards level 111.
[11/19/20 13:15:38] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:16:45 is added to their clock.
[11/19/20 23:39:03] Pontuzz [198/492] has come upon Birdbones [765/1317] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:35:36 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[11/20/20 11:11:26] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:24 towards level 111.
[11/20/20 14:32:16] dartainus [180/789] has come upon Birdbones [626/1317] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:08:22 is added to dartainus's clock.
[11/20/20 21:42:57] Birdbones bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:36 towards level 111.
[11/21/20 07:12:09] Birdbones [700/1317] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [468/1092] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:08:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/20 00:54:19] SCSi [776/1062] has come upon Birdbones [829/1317] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:27:02 is added to SCSi's clock.
[11/22/20 19:18:28] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:56:31 is added to their clock.
[11/22/20 23:21:29] kate [350/396] has challenged Birdbones [787/1317] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:13:01 is added to kate's clock.
[11/23/20 16:36:46] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:16:15 is added to their clock.
[11/24/20 00:18:30] d4rkp1r4t3 [128/246] has challenged Birdbones [1140/1317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:00 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[11/24/20 12:38:46] Birdbones [1071/1317] has come upon max [628/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/20 22:29:26] jnerulax, Birdbones, and AbacusAvenger [2659/3086] have team battled womblecat, Asara, and h00k [880/2387] and won! 0 days, 02:17:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 23:19:56] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:55 towards level 111.
[11/25/20 06:59:06] Birdbones [1110/1317] has challenged tmberg [332/1557] in combat and won! 24 days, 12:34:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/25/20 10:32:03] Birdbones [187/1317] has come upon bisco [208/1357] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:01:30 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/27/20 10:33:23] Birdbones had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:53:42 towards level 112.
[11/27/20 10:40:33] Mollerz, dxtr, and MiddlewareMonkey [320/2364] have team battled gdm, Birdbones, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1798/2272] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/20 05:59:18] Birdbones [1163/1317] has come upon Geela [306/773] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:01:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/01/20 17:14:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 34 days, 16:00:27 toward level 112.
[12/01/20 21:26:25] fmg [39/48] has challenged Birdbones [663/1317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:36 is added to fmg's clock.
[12/01/20 23:37:19] Birdbones [1030/1317] has come upon acolarh [295/753] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:11:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/20 00:16:31] Birdbones sharpened the edge of their weapon! Birdbones's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/20 06:17:48] Birdbones [586/1349] has challenged fattrat [312/1368] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:17:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/20 10:18:42] el [130/1194] has challenged Birdbones [691/1349] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:30:08 is added to el's clock.
[12/04/20 12:24:27] h00k [442/764] has challenged Birdbones [1344/1349] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:33:08 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/04/20 16:19:30] FSM [95/722] has come upon Birdbones [555/1349] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:18:32 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/05/20 00:58:57] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:15 towards level 112.
[12/06/20 21:37:06] astropoint [317/1070] has challenged Birdbones [850/1349] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:28:32 is added to astropoint's clock.
[12/07/20 17:41:32] canton7 [786/1249] has challenged Birdbones [1279/1349] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:23:12 is added to canton7's clock.
[12/09/20 09:08:23] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:52:34 towards level 112.
[12/10/20 22:00:58] Birdbones [1024/1349] has come upon WallIdl [260/749] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:06:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/11/20 20:03:32] feek [419/625] has challenged Birdbones [714/1349] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:24:23 is added to feek's clock.
[12/12/20 11:06:51] Birdbones [204/1349] has challenged SCSi [390/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:06:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/12/20 18:54:05] d4rkp1r4t3 [128/351] has come upon Birdbones [1016/1349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:07:11 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[12/13/20 01:24:37] Birdbones, blizgerg, and Scornn [799/3539] have team battled SSLbits, C++, and ilbelkyr [394/2015] and won! 0 days, 11:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 11:32:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 0 days, 01:53:45 toward level 112.
[12/14/20 15:31:32] Birdbones [173/1349] has come upon Ironhoof [389/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/14/20 19:47:12] Birdbones [1034/1349] has come upon tmberg [1028/1557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/14/20 21:38:05] Birdbones [62/1349] has challenged Bradicus [687/1134] in combat and lost! 12 days, 09:09:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/16/20 22:45:54] Ignotum [10/230] has challenged Birdbones [792/1349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:00 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[12/17/20 09:03:43] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 13:41:33 towards level 113.
[12/18/20 05:49:59] Birdbones fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:05:15 from level 113.
[12/20/20 17:36:04] Birdbones, Forud, and Sharky4 [2915/3491] have team battled djm, tmberg, and Lemelisk [566/3714] and won! 2 days, 03:07:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/20 00:58:34] Birdbones [729/1349] has come upon elbie [69/875] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 14:59:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/25/20 14:09:16] blabber [528/862] has challenged Birdbones [1057/1349] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:36:43 is added to blabber's clock.
[12/25/20 22:33:36] ilbelkyr, astropoint, Birdbones, and buyoq have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/20 10:13:51] pyre [61/783] has challenged Birdbones [943/1349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:08 is added to pyre's clock.
[12/26/20 11:14:05] Birdbones [1205/1349] has challenged HeavyPodda [138/1071] in combat and won! 16 days, 22:28:31 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/27/20 03:46:52] Birdbones was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:49:27 from level 113.
[12/27/20 12:05:10] xayto [227/810] has come upon Birdbones [438/1349] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:48:40 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/27/20 12:32:10] xayto [113/810] has come upon Birdbones [1031/1349] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:59:20 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/27/20 15:39:08] Birdbones slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Birdbones's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/20 09:44:37] Birdbones discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:04:36 towards level 113.
[12/28/20 19:24:26] Birdbones [85/1334] has come upon Zyphyr [175/746] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:48:54 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/29/20 01:53:27] Birdbones found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:11:17 towards level 113.
[12/29/20 17:59:56] Pontuzz, h00k, and buksi [1007/2235] have team battled dartainus, shymega, and Birdbones [322/3072] and won! 2 days, 23:01:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/20 19:02:56] dindinx, C++, and Chuck [1461/1887] have team battled Beefcan, Birdbones, and TimWolla [158/2886] and won! 0 days, 15:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 20:38:17] Birdbones [1279/1334] has challenged IdleBot [590/2293] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:22:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/31/20 22:44:22] shymega [887/962] has challenged Birdbones [311/1334] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:44:57 is removed from shymega's clock.
[01/01/21 18:41:04] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:35 towards level 113.
[01/02/21 00:55:27] Birdbones [931/1334] has come upon TauPan [300/522] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:57:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/02/21 10:56:34] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:25 towards level 113.
[01/02/21 13:09:47] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:27:42 from level 113.
[01/03/21 02:56:17] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:23:56 towards level 113.
[01/04/21 09:02:54] i3d, pyre, and sjefen6 [1772/2507] have team battled feek, Birdbones, and dartainus [2726/2909] and lost! 0 days, 21:09:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 11:30:57] Birdbones was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:27 towards level 113.
[01/06/21 01:06:44] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:15 towards level 113.
[01/06/21 10:42:30] rxcomm, Birdbones, and Zaratustra [2740/3757] have team battled neurospex, buzzz, and bisco [419/3051] and won! 3 days, 04:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 17:12:14] elf, Birdbones, and elbie [433/3580] have team battled Psilocybe, dclaw123, and apiw [1219/2718] and lost! 2 days, 12:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/21 21:19:01] Notir [367/527] has come upon Birdbones [1179/1334] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:33:39 is added to Notir's clock.
[01/08/21 11:42:00] Odin [137/701] has challenged Birdbones [155/1334] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:34:28 is added to Odin's clock.
[01/09/21 02:50:26] Eldoreth, xayto, and pants [2345/3672] have team battled anarcat, blabber, and Birdbones [2209/3164] and won! 5 days, 11:41:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 14:28:33] adamus1red, Birdbones, apiw, and Nechayev have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/21 09:58:31] petrichor [831/1288] has come upon Birdbones [945/1334] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:16:28 is added to petrichor's clock.
[01/10/21 15:43:12] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:54 towards level 113.
[01/10/21 20:17:45] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:35:32 is added to their clock.
[01/11/21 14:18:09] Birdbones, Xenthys, and d4rkp1r4t3 [2028/2527] have team battled HeavyPodda, WallIdl, and sairis [1004/2670] and won! 1 day, 08:29:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/21 04:48:11] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:12 towards level 113.
[01/12/21 05:20:01] Birdbones [1015/1334] has come upon MrGlass [570/918] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:17:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/13/21 15:33:16] misha, idlerpgww, and dclaw123 [1618/2648] have team battled Psilocybe, Birdbones, and mordac [3260/3439] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 14:58:05] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:51 towards level 113.
[01/14/21 16:08:27] pfoley, astropoint, and Zyphyr [566/2679] have team battled Birdbones, Sharky4, and djm [1954/3411] and lost! 2 days, 18:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 04:26:00] Birdbones [1332/1334] has challenged aismallard [679/967] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/21 04:26:00] Birdbones has dealt aismallard a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:04:13 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/15/21 13:07:11] sjefen6 [268/1019] has challenged Birdbones [188/1334] in combat and won! 44 days, 17:31:01 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/15/21 22:06:22] Birdbones [1190/1334] has come upon RedW [888/1022] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 22:31:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/21 22:06:22] Birdbones has dealt RedW a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:51:55 is added to RedW's clock.
[01/15/21 23:34:46] Birdbones grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:57:20 towards level 114.
[01/16/21 03:15:03] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:36:01 towards level 114.
[01/16/21 08:13:49] Birdbones was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:29:22 towards level 114.
[01/16/21 17:15:33] Birdbones got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:47:22 from level 114.
[01/19/21 04:18:16] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:06 towards level 114.
[01/19/21 04:25:12] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:02:18 towards level 114.
[01/20/21 15:36:42] Birdbones [68/1334] has challenged MELOONi [145/740] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:37:42 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/20/21 17:02:23] Birdbones stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:37 towards level 114.
[01/21/21 07:30:03] dwfreed [442/898] has come upon Birdbones [791/1334] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:19:33 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/22/21 03:35:16] Majak [160/1061] has come upon Birdbones [357/1334] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:11 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/22/21 23:00:47] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:09:39 from level 114.
[01/23/21 20:26:51] bobvador, Birdbones, Heisenberg, and Agent86 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/21 18:28:09] Heisenberg [268/795] has come upon Birdbones [1175/1334] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 20:37:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/21 07:33:43] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:14:17 towards level 114.
[01/27/21 10:46:15] Birdbones [131/1334] has come upon Jaxxsinn [200/265] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:16:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/27/21 16:18:29] Birdbones [516/1334] has challenged micah [964/1201] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:13:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/27/21 18:38:14] Birdbones [132/1334] has come upon idlerpgww [126/742] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:30:26 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/27/21 21:39:20] LordBanana, brycec, and Birdbones [2494/2754] have team battled anderson, Khorne, and Reilly [63/2199] and won! 0 days, 01:12:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 09:03:03] i3d, SSLbits, and Birdbones [1808/2561] have team battled Agent86, dartainus, and Misza [1787/3261] and won! 1 day, 04:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 22:26:41] psycho [83/462] has challenged Birdbones [977/1334] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:44:49 is added to psycho's clock.
[01/29/21 02:04:31] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:47 towards level 114.
[01/29/21 11:55:53] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:55:53 from level 114.
[01/29/21 13:33:26] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 07:23:26 is added to their clock.
[01/29/21 18:43:40] Birdbones [915/1334] has come upon SlowRiot [328/914] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:51:25 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/30/21 10:11:10] Birdbones spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Birdbones's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/21 15:37:49] Birdbones [328/1320] has challenged Scar3cr0w [517/762] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:07:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/30/21 23:50:42] WallIdl, MrGlass, and Birdbones [3020/3315] have team battled Elgo, bobvador, and HeavyPodda [611/2760] and won! 2 days, 03:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/21 01:07:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Birdbones with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 13:35:38 from level 114.
[01/31/21 08:42:45] Birdbones [467/1320] has challenged Andries [356/908] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:07:47 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/21 01:02:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 4 days, 13:43:09 toward level 114.
[02/01/21 04:48:02] Birdbones [754/1320] has challenged mordac [1230/1398] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:33:13 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/21 14:27:32] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:33:31 from level 114.
[02/03/21 03:12:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 3 days, 01:36:20 toward level 114.
[02/04/21 17:09:29] Birdbones [43/1320] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [671/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:20:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/05/21 03:12:06] Birdbones [1109/1320] has challenged x12x63 [235/388] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:36:50 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/06/21 00:17:03] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:54:31 is added to their clock.
[02/07/21 03:27:34] Birdbones bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:09 towards level 114.
[02/08/21 05:12:16] Birdbones tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:53 towards level 114.
[02/09/21 13:38:53] Birdbones [1248/1320] has challenged buksi [242/1180] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:10:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/09/21 18:40:07] Birdbones [1025/1320] has challenged Lemelisk [1116/1306] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:55:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/09/21 19:40:23] Birdbones [1227/1320] has challenged MadMan [922/1115] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:15:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/09/21 19:40:23] Birdbones has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:47:03 is added to MadMan's clock.
[02/10/21 05:51:22] Birdbones [33/1320] has come upon inittab [948/1228] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:18:58 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/11/21 07:15:22] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:09 from level 114.
[02/11/21 21:33:52] Birdbones left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Birdbones's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/14/21 12:28:28] Birdbones [962/1285] has challenged Majak [815/1061] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:03:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/15/21 02:31:48] Birdbones [673/1285] has challenged neurospex [679/1071] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:13:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/15/21 20:01:31] Birdbones [936/1285] has come upon m0shbear [344/1314] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:45:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/17/21 20:25:20] MetaNova, Globalirc, and hr7xt8 [200/2750] have team battled SSLbits, Birdbones, and Yuhno [729/2763] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 14:03:51] Birdbones [710/1285] has come upon Heretic [394/450] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:35:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/21 21:01:04] Birdbones [1061/1285] has come upon AbacusAvenger [51/909] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:28:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/20/21 02:23:03] womblecat [796/835] has challenged Birdbones [845/1285] in combat and lost! 11 days, 20:51:31 is added to womblecat's clock.
[02/20/21 02:31:35] Birdbones [314/1285] has come upon Syloq [147/794] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:07:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/20/21 06:42:24] Birdbones gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:38 towards level 114.
[02/22/21 07:25:43] Birdbones [683/1285] has come upon Globalirc [301/1025] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/22/21 17:15:05] hr7xt8 [356/701] has challenged Birdbones [268/1285] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:23:19 is removed from hr7xt8's clock.
[02/23/21 08:21:24] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:33:01 is added to their clock.
[02/23/21 16:52:39] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:23 towards level 114.
[02/25/21 17:44:37] XBouBou, Birdbones, and Agent86 [575/2825] have team battled Pontuzz, lavamind, and zankore [824/2661] and lost! 1 day, 02:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/21 09:02:36] Forud [779/965] has challenged Birdbones [155/1285] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:01:21 is removed from Forud's clock.
[02/26/21 21:12:35] Birdbones [460/1285] has come upon kenyon [303/568] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:40:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/27/21 11:03:17] Birdbones [1207/1285] has come upon solarsparq [351/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:46:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/27/21 12:11:32] Atan, Khorne, and blabber [620/2517] have team battled Tratos, pztrn, and Birdbones [373/3122] and won! 1 day, 06:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 01:37:04] Birdbones [1208/1285] has come upon SlowRiot [73/914] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:36:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/21 10:50:15] Birdbones [256/1285] has come upon elf [1034/1371] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/21 11:08:07] Birdbones, Clearcasting, and Asara [1246/2739] have team battled max, blabber, and dartainus [295/2163] and won! 0 days, 20:10:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 19:00:05] Birdbones walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:35 from level 114.
[03/01/21 01:08:20] Birdbones, Tenorman, and adamus1red [174/3314] have team battled zbe, Nechayev, and XBouBou [1077/2197] and lost! 0 days, 14:56:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/21 02:58:55] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:46 towards level 114.
[03/02/21 04:36:07] Birdbones [323/1285] has challenged bisco [479/1389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:13 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/02/21 19:16:56] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:13 towards level 114.
[03/03/21 01:40:55] Khorne [482/881] has challenged Birdbones [1037/1285] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:15:41 is added to Khorne's clock.
[03/03/21 21:55:50] Tratos [563/1197] has challenged Birdbones [675/1285] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:29:55 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/04/21 00:46:31] Birdbones [312/1285] has challenged lipek [950/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/21 17:13:23] Birdbones [950/1285] has challenged max [311/577] in combat and won! 25 days, 05:50:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/21 20:05:16] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:24:32 towards level 115.
[03/04/21 20:06:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 5 days, 02:01:32 toward level 115.
[03/06/21 22:02:43] djm [202/856] has challenged Birdbones [591/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:42:52 is added to djm's clock.
[03/07/21 00:49:15] d4rkp1r4t3, Birdbones, and himuraken [578/2722] have team battled lavamind, algernon, and StalkR [11/2398] and won! 0 days, 17:39:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/21 15:41:48] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:09:26 from level 115.
[03/07/21 18:07:25] Birdbones [753/1285] has challenged gdm [112/684] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:06:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/08/21 00:08:47] Birdbones [459/1285] has challenged zankore [432/1095] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:30:23 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/10/21 12:08:43] Tenorman [207/1302] has come upon Birdbones [1074/1285] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 20:17:50 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/10/21 13:57:53] Birdbones [1008/1285] has come upon MadMan [871/1115] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:16:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/21 00:56:19] Birdbones [958/1285] has challenged Bluedog [219/632] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:18:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/12/21 08:29:59] grooverider, Tratos, and beefnog [234/3363] have team battled Scornn, Birdbones, and Syloq [871/2888] and lost! 0 days, 12:59:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/21 08:58:15] GilbertErik [873/1159] has challenged Birdbones [905/1285] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:59:45 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/14/21 00:55:33] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:41:52 is added to their clock.
[03/14/21 04:07:38] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:29:33 towards level 115.
[03/15/21 03:02:11] doZ [31/241] has come upon Birdbones [1182/1285] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:06 is added to doZ's clock.
[03/16/21 00:49:27] Birdbones [720/1285] has come upon sc_ [666/874] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:21:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/16/21 22:21:35] Birdbones EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:27:05 from level 115.
[03/18/21 04:27:56] SCSi, TimWolla, Birdbones, and lipek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/21 08:25:59] i3d, brendan, and Birdbones [663/3403] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, IdleMaster, and PiotrekD [1248/2949] and lost! 2 days, 18:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/21 21:58:12] lipek, Varjatticus, and Birdbones [2308/2995] have team battled Pici, astropoint, and CodeB [1707/3130] and won! 1 day, 04:16:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/21 14:36:49] Birdbones [1116/1297] has challenged sairis [167/881] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:56:21 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/21/21 02:19:40] petrichor [188/1269] has come upon Birdbones [764/1297] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:01:36 is added to petrichor's clock.
[03/21/21 23:44:09] pants [828/1417] has challenged Birdbones [314/1297] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:58:11 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/23/21 07:54:33] SSLbits [401/889] has challenged Birdbones [783/1297] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:40:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/23/21 23:17:13] Birdbones [312/1297] has come upon ToHellWithGA [204/1360] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:21:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/24/21 02:10:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 2 days, 13:32:16 toward level 115.
[03/24/21 22:05:40] damyan, buzzz, and fattrat [2727/3259] have team battled Birdbones, StalkR, and Majak [56/2632] and won! 0 days, 23:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/21 22:38:11] Birdbones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:41 from level 115.
[03/25/21 04:01:51] vegadark [772/775] has come upon Birdbones [114/1297] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:23:38 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/28/21 09:01:46] Birdbones [696/1297] has challenged Sullivan [181/211] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:23:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/28/21 12:19:46] Birdbones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:40:03 towards level 116.
[03/29/21 05:34:38] kenyon, MadHatter, and Birdbones [947/2570] have team battled idlerpgww, JensRex, and anarcat [1096/3157] and lost! 4 days, 02:14:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/21 15:30:36] Globalirc [981/1018] has challenged Birdbones [559/1297] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:15:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/30/21 01:32:25] TaLa [127/153] has challenged Birdbones [1268/1297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:23 is added to TaLa's clock.
[03/30/21 05:34:01] ToHellWithGA [747/1376] has challenged Birdbones [1162/1297] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:22:20 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/30/21 10:32:11] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:10:59 from level 116.
[03/30/21 17:43:45] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 23:14:30 is added to their clock.
[03/31/21 14:31:10] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 01:39:53 is added to their clock.
[04/01/21 06:08:38] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:48:43 towards level 116.
[04/01/21 13:18:55] Birdbones ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 19:06:38 from level 116.
[04/01/21 15:47:55] sjefen6 [958/1045] has challenged Birdbones [56/1297] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:47:50 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[04/02/21 05:51:15] Scornn [462/818] has challenged Birdbones [551/1297] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:21:48 is added to Scornn's clock.
[04/02/21 07:19:49] Birdbones [1241/1297] has come upon brendan [1301/1414] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 11:23:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/02/21 09:16:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 90 days, 14:05:24 toward level 116.
[04/02/21 21:55:08] zankore [1072/1110] has challenged Birdbones [721/1297] in combat and won! 26 days, 06:30:20 is removed from zankore's clock.
[04/03/21 18:51:20] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:15:56 from level 116.
[04/04/21 05:18:11] solarsparq [18/427] has challenged Birdbones [750/1297] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:33:07 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[04/04/21 14:23:46] Birdbones died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:45:13 from level 116.
[04/05/21 01:29:42] Birdbones [1258/1297] has come upon dindinx [669/948] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:47:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/05/21 20:28:27] Birdbones was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:05 towards level 116.
[04/06/21 02:11:33] Birdbones was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:50:27 from level 116.
[04/06/21 07:14:46] RBecker [538/752] has challenged Birdbones [377/1297] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:49:27 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/06/21 12:57:52] misha [692/774] has come upon Birdbones [736/1297] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:26:28 is added to misha's clock.
[04/06/21 15:06:47] IdleMaster [226/829] has come upon Birdbones [260/1297] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:22:04 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/07/21 01:29:00] Birdbones got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:23 towards level 116.
[04/07/21 21:24:16] pants [1004/1402] has challenged Birdbones [711/1297] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:04:20 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/07/21 22:24:30] Birdbones [1024/1297] has challenged Orphic [249/524] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:39:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/08/21 03:25:49] blabber [476/821] has challenged Birdbones [1258/1297] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:48:08 is added to blabber's clock.
[04/09/21 18:21:58] Lnk [152/1145] has come upon Birdbones [487/1297] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 19:44:36 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/09/21 19:40:29] Birdbones [792/1297] has come upon ecko [276/311] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:44:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/10/21 14:58:43] Birdbones [792/1297] has come upon CheeseSodaPunch [417/643] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:59:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/11/21 00:01:08] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:26 towards level 116.
[04/12/21 22:58:46] Pontuzz, Globalirc, and LukeLR [1098/2730] have team battled StalkR, Birdbones, and buyoq [2141/2439] and lost! 2 days, 14:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/21 03:00:44] LordBanana [16/453] has challenged Birdbones [551/1297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:33 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[04/13/21 20:02:33] Birdbones [418/1297] has come upon Bluedog [298/590] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:07:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/13/21 22:40:57] Birdbones [991/1297] has come upon h00k [680/790] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:13:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/14/21 12:07:46] MrGlass, kenyon, and GilbertErik [2487/2886] have team battled Elgo, Birdbones, and csssuf [1608/3095] and won! 12 days, 03:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/21 14:55:47] Jaglag, XBouBou, and Birdbones [1034/2597] have team battled Chuck, max, and TheSilentLink [1106/2021] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/21 05:12:41] Birdbones [494/1297] has challenged adamus1red [408/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:27:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/15/21 14:56:44] Birdbones [826/1297] has come upon rxcomm [910/1342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/16/21 01:51:46] Birdbones hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:47 towards level 116.
[04/16/21 13:20:13] HeavyPodda [162/1136] has challenged Birdbones [176/1297] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:12:29 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/16/21 17:58:22] Birdbones [237/1297] has come upon himuraken [33/1018] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:18:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/17/21 05:00:34] Birdbones [678/1297] has come upon StalkR [338/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:23:39 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/17/21 17:16:32] caeli1, nawcom, and Birdbones [797/2435] have team battled bisco, Ignotum, and Gatewayy [1729/2826] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 22:50:18] Birdbones [1178/1297] has come upon h00k [549/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/21 20:56:17] Birdbones [221/1297] has challenged Andries [818/924] in combat and lost! 17 days, 03:34:43 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/20/21 10:02:39] Heretic, StalkR, and borsin [567/2213] have team battled Atan, Birdbones, and ToHellWithGA [2170/3386] and lost! 0 days, 23:12:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 16:49:48] Jones [26/294] has challenged Birdbones [269/1297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:42 is added to Jones's clock.
[04/21/21 05:09:25] Birdbones, dwfreed, and Yuhno [2591/3201] have team battled rxcomm, Orphic, and phraktyl [1270/2571] and won! 4 days, 15:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/21 17:40:20] Ignotum, Birdbones, and TheSilentLink [2318/2542] have team battled Gatewayy, TauPan, and Ttech [202/3583] and won! 0 days, 22:35:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/21 08:18:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 58 days, 18:45:05 toward level 117.
[04/23/21 12:00:03] Birdbones invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:46:40 towards level 117.
[04/23/21 12:31:55] Birdbones learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:14:40 towards level 117.
[04/23/21 20:13:28] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:31 towards level 117.
[04/24/21 04:03:31] Birdbones [451/1297] has challenged anarcat [243/1001] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:01:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/24/21 08:11:43] Birdbones [1094/1297] has come upon JensRex [501/1271] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:38:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/24/21 14:05:53] Andries [550/1002] has challenged Birdbones [690/1297] in combat and lost! 13 days, 10:12:20 is added to Andries's clock.
[04/25/21 03:03:02] Birdbones found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:12 towards level 117.
[04/25/21 03:48:34] Birdbones, Hirion, and buksi [2406/2737] have team battled misha, Tenorman, and ecko [851/2457] and won! 0 days, 06:45:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 05:27:13] Birdbones caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:40:03 towards level 117.
[04/27/21 10:39:42] Birdbones got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:39:45 from level 117.
[04/28/21 08:27:49] Birdbones [945/1312] has challenged MELOONi [624/805] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:12:27 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/29/21 13:14:29] Birdbones lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:24 from level 117.
[04/29/21 18:36:18] CheeseSodaPunch [587/643] has challenged Birdbones [677/1312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:35 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[05/01/21 01:09:29] Birdbones [1055/1312] has come upon borsin [321/834] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:31:43 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/21 17:53:31] Birdbones discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:14 towards level 117.
[05/02/21 02:50:21] Birdbones [1058/1312] has challenged pants [1278/1411] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:29:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/03/21 23:24:58] Birdbones [1305/1312] has come upon Gatewayy [639/892] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:51:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/04/21 01:29:46] Birdbones [961/1312] has come upon Sharky4 [757/1223] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:16:36 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/04/21 06:57:25] Yuhno, Birdbones, and lipek [1537/3530] have team battled Lnk, kenyon, and holloway [1302/2732] and won! 1 day, 15:13:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 22:58:30] Birdbones set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:05 from level 117.
[05/05/21 14:27:20] Birdbones broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:53 from level 117.
[05/05/21 18:00:55] Birdbones found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:52 towards level 117.
[05/05/21 23:54:28] Birdbones [522/1312] has come upon gdm [524/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:01:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/06/21 01:14:00] Birdbones [287/1312] has challenged Yuhno [425/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:51:44 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/07/21 05:25:05] anarcat [160/1001] has challenged Birdbones [567/1312] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:58:43 is added to anarcat's clock.
[05/07/21 07:51:09] JensRex, blackroot, and Reilly [1658/2496] have team battled GilbertErik, Pici, and Birdbones [528/3782] and won! 0 days, 14:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 10:22:22] tms [710/924] has challenged Birdbones [510/1312] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:03:36 is removed from tms's clock.
[05/07/21 17:40:59] Birdbones, androphius, and sjefen6 [863/2952] have team battled Yuhno, i3d, and Ironhoof [1683/3266] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/21 23:35:13] Birdbones [863/1312] has come upon allo [111/711] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:30:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/08/21 14:07:02] algernon [580/1056] has come upon Birdbones [562/1312] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 21:03:23 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/08/21 14:29:29] CornFly [977/1108] has challenged Birdbones [1109/1312] in combat and lost! 54 days, 17:08:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/09/21 20:47:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Birdbones 1 day, 05:35:15 toward level 117.
[05/10/21 01:11:50] Birdbones was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:15 towards level 117.
[05/10/21 05:39:07] Birdbones [1013/1312] has challenged gdm [234/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/21 09:22:47] Birdbones [608/1312] has challenged Globalirc [775/1023] in combat and lost! 15 days, 03:29:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/21 10:44:18] Birdbones [635/1312] has come upon AbacusAvenger [41/917] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 15:42:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/21 13:04:15] Birdbones was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 19:44:09 from level 118.
[05/11/21 02:26:19] pyre, AncalagonThBlack, and Lemelisk [2690/3906] have team battled sjefen6, Tenorman, and Birdbones [817/3656] and won! 1 day, 23:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 02:53:01] Birdbones [1077/1312] has challenged Clearcasting [92/672] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:33:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/12/21 19:22:04] jayvee, Gatewayy, and Scar3cr0w [4/2466] have team battled Birdbones, sc_, and Atan [1587/2927] and lost! 2 days, 09:09:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/21 00:14:01] jayvee, MELOONi, and Desspugne [2170/2519] have team battled tms, PiotrekD, and Birdbones [1106/3281] and won! 0 days, 10:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 11:29:31] Birdbones, Asara, and nawcom [1008/2847] have team battled SSLbits, kate, and buksi [925/2915] and won! 0 days, 09:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/21 16:28:06] Tratos [594/1208] has challenged Birdbones [274/1312] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:03:22 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[05/17/21 20:21:57] Birdbones is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 14:09:06 is added to their clock.
[05/20/21 12:48:55] el [190/1216] has challenged Birdbones [847/1312] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:15:09 is added to el's clock.