Player Info

User: Brainiac
Class: Artificial Intelligence
Admin?: No
Level: 86
Next level: 99 days, 16:24:37
Status: Offline
Host: wilsonfisk!uid167036@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tawhnyzfyihgjwvv
Account Created: Fri Feb 13 23:00:02 2015
Last login: Sat Apr 3 07:00:25 2021
Total time idled: 1169 days, 08:55:05
Current position: [0,128]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 108 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 45
charm: 41
gloves: 62
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 61
ring: 38
shield: 55
tunic: 114 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 255 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 845

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 4 days, 03:10:22
part: 6 days, 00:13:03
quest: 117 days, 02:38:08
quit: 118 days, 16:20:53

total: 245 days, 22:22:26

Character Modifiers

[02/14/15 00:10:01] Brainiac [0/1] has challenged ajhgfa [336/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/14/15 00:36:03] Brainiac [4/7] has challenged filinep [24/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/14/15 11:25:48] Birdbones [799/873] has challenged Brainiac [53/94] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:19:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/14/15 22:32:27] Brainiac [103/183] has challenged nfsnobody [18/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:20 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/15/15 08:50:01] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:28 towards level 24.
[02/15/15 12:34:19] SlowRiot [394/913] has challenged Brainiac [54/220] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/15/15 17:01:32] Brainiac [90/237] has challenged yano [78/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/15/15 22:36:44] Brainiac [169/237] has challenged Zanoab [43/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/15/15 22:36:44] In the fierce battle, Zanoab dropped his level 40 pair of boots! Brainiac picks it up, tossing his old level 7 pair of boots to Zanoab.
[02/16/15 06:01:16] Brainiac [243/270] has challenged suterismus [142/1060] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:30 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/16/15 13:15:46] Brainiac [143/292] has challenged Cypher [225/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/17/15 02:43:30] Brainiac [123/292] has challenged r00f [169/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/17/15 03:16:13] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:19 towards level 30.
[02/17/15 19:32:26] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:46 towards level 30.
[02/17/15 20:10:58] Brainiac [233/292] has challenged Budzogan [339/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/18/15 04:50:23] csssuf [309/699] has challenged Brainiac [257/292] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:40 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[02/18/15 11:29:33] Brainiac [223/308] has challenged Majak [140/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:15 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/19/15 01:06:11] Brainiac [177/308] has challenged Endust [259/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/19/15 09:01:45] Brainiac [195/308] has come upon Revi [426/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/19/15 17:54:59] Brainiac, simple, and dxrt [1333/1730] have team battled NezumiRyu, woonack, and shandor [1531/1869] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/15 23:31:33] Brainiac [230/308] has challenged sbp [774/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/21/15 00:05:34] Brainiac [277/308] has challenged LordH [94/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/21/15 23:24:21] Brainiac [256/308] has challenged mthw [78/856] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/22/15 04:15:48] Brainiac was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:47 from level 36.
[02/22/15 23:36:08] Curlybear [14/618] has come upon Brainiac [205/308] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:19:29 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[02/23/15 01:38:02] Brainiac was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:16 from level 36.
[02/23/15 03:11:04] Brainiac [122/308] has challenged MetaNova [349/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/24/15 01:38:14] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:40 towards level 37.
[02/24/15 07:56:35] Brainiac [97/308] has come upon Str1ngS [383/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/24/15 13:47:49] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [855/1011] has challenged Brainiac [273/308] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:54:59 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[02/24/15 14:29:18] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:28 towards level 37.
[02/24/15 16:58:41] Brainiac [142/308] has challenged Crazycatlady [200/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/25/15 01:12:53] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:05 towards level 38.
[02/26/15 11:01:38] Brainiac [1/308] has challenged irix [655/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/27/15 04:26:40] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:49 towards level 39.
[03/01/15 06:19:17] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:00 towards level 39.
[03/01/15 14:52:36] Brainiac [211/351] has challenged r00f [300/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/02/15 01:34:58] paramourne, Brainiac, and jenksy [711/954] have team battled TROGDOR, Gatewayy, and lipek [1692/1878] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 13:17:56] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:03 towards level 40.
[03/03/15 14:52:22] Mateusz, dindinx, and Eiam [236/1831] have team battled Curlybear, ruan, and Brainiac [1766/1860] and lost! 3 days, 02:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 22:16:55] Brainiac [116/351] has come upon dxrt [216/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/04/15 02:09:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 01:12:52 toward level 40.
[03/04/15 04:56:23] Brainiac [258/351] has come upon Lucien [294/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/04/15 04:59:48] Brainiac [222/351] has challenged gipyelrah [827/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/04/15 15:55:51] Sixbierehomme [40/714] has challenged Brainiac [343/351] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:59:17 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[03/05/15 11:12:47] RBecker, Yankee, and Soappy [1000/1853] have team battled Brainiac, charitwo, and identd [566/1735] and won! 1 day, 11:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/15 01:26:16] esch [381/382] has challenged Brainiac [47/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from esch's clock.
[03/06/15 03:30:43] ProgramMax [353/364] has come upon Brainiac [72/351] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:58 is removed from ProgramMax's clock.
[03/06/15 13:10:54] desspugne [201/996] has come upon Brainiac [45/351] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:09:15 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[03/07/15 03:35:01] Brainiac [14/351] has challenged sedrik [120/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/07/15 05:07:10] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:35 towards level 42.
[03/07/15 14:24:11] charitwo [37/492] has challenged Brainiac [308/351] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:51:56 is added to charitwo's clock.
[03/10/15 06:26:57] Brainiac [80/351] has challenged phobos_anomaly [88/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/11/15 04:28:55] Brainiac spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Brainiac's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/15 14:34:05] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:49 towards level 43.
[03/13/15 02:38:51] Brainiac lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:13 from level 43.
[03/13/15 04:27:58] Ladon [295/386] has come upon Brainiac [127/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:57:03 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[03/15/15 00:03:52] CornFly [139/462] has come upon Brainiac [315/343] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:12:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/15 05:20:04] Brainiac [95/343] has challenged irix [65/832] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[03/15/15 16:26:53] Sir_Lemming [413/508] has challenged Brainiac [74/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:53:54 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/16/15 04:22:52] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:39 towards level 44.
[03/18/15 23:43:00] Brainiac [36/348] has challenged zouave [5/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[03/18/15 23:43:00] In the fierce battle, zouave dropped his level 53 shield! Brainiac picks it up, tossing his old level 29 shield to zouave.
[03/19/15 01:49:47] IdleMaster [261/391] has come upon Brainiac [45/372] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:18:30 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/20/15 04:37:54] Brainiac, Budzogan, and idisjunction [1474/1664] have team battled charitwo, pfoley, and kenyon [2555/2588] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 06:48:54] Brainiac [76/372] has come upon Krenz [831/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:18 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/20/15 16:14:23] SirMonkeybox, Akuma_no_Tsubasa, and Flynn [412/1834] have team battled ToxicMouse, Brainiac, and Tenorman [853/1818] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/15 00:01:03] SirMonkeybox [623/716] has challenged Brainiac [15/372] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:33:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/21/15 00:29:29] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:07 from level 45.
[03/23/15 01:35:11] JustAPerson [138/309] has challenged Brainiac [350/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[03/23/15 11:50:49] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:38 towards level 45.
[03/23/15 17:33:44] Fluttershy [344/750] has challenged Brainiac [206/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:18:30 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[03/24/15 03:29:39] Brainiac [250/372] has challenged gipyelrah [695/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/24/15 23:07:48] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:35 towards level 46.
[03/25/15 00:50:08] Brainiac got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:05 from level 46.
[03/25/15 06:46:03] riv, Brainiac, and coquinounet [414/995] have team battled Kyree, honkybonky, and L235 [604/1613] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/15 16:33:36] Akiyuki, reim, and bl4ckscor3 [226/1448] have team battled Brainiac, Tartarus, and pixelate [772/1214] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 17:17:53] Brainiac [272/372] has challenged Crazycatlady [181/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:39 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[03/28/15 22:19:49] gipyelrah [325/994] has challenged Brainiac [347/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:34 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[03/29/15 10:47:04] Brainiac, TauPan, and ElectRo [257/2028] have team battled Jens, vegadark, and arlen [239/1648] and won! 0 days, 05:36:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 20:09:31] prattmic, Majak, and Brainiac [1171/1548] have team battled zouave, csssuf, and damyan [939/1540] and won! 0 days, 02:37:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 06:37:42] Brainiac [212/381] has challenged Cysioland [142/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[03/30/15 13:34:16] r00f [240/496] has challenged Brainiac [380/381] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:32:48 is added to r00f's clock.
[03/31/15 00:55:54] Mateusz [444/635] has come upon Brainiac [231/381] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:09:41 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[04/01/15 03:09:29] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:21 from level 47.
[04/02/15 22:13:33] AngryParsley [214/881] has come upon Brainiac [205/381] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:25:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/03/15 00:25:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 07:09:06 toward level 47.
[04/03/15 00:59:56] Brainiac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:06 from level 47.
[04/03/15 16:41:09] prattmic [518/772] has challenged Brainiac [51/381] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:24:01 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[04/04/15 07:41:56] Brainiac, m0shbear, and Nahob [1182/1415] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, RBecker, and sjums_the_great [375/1593] and won! 0 days, 01:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/15 16:19:55] mmhh [492/621] has challenged Brainiac [321/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:32:45 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[04/05/15 02:45:35] Brainiac [48/381] has challenged Asara [135/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/05/15 14:51:27] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:25 towards level 48.
[04/06/15 17:38:32] Brainiac [18/381] has challenged SirMonkeybox [165/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:09 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/07/15 00:59:01] droogie [663/845] has come upon Brainiac [187/381] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:33:40 is removed from droogie's clock.
[04/07/15 16:49:04] arlen [79/422] has come upon Brainiac [303/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:46 is added to arlen's clock.
[04/08/15 05:04:37] spaceCore, charitwo, and Totengeist [1138/1760] have team battled Hydrogenum, Cysioland, and Brainiac [1291/1986] and lost! 0 days, 21:49:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/15 09:58:19] Brainiac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:25:58 from level 48.
[04/10/15 20:15:34] Brainiac [349/381] has challenged lipek [940/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:17 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/10/15 22:16:17] Brainiac [255/381] has challenged kenyon [124/1217] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:10 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/12/15 07:11:36] Brainiac, allo, and CornFly [680/1378] have team battled Misza, Charris, and crazyoldman [362/1165] and won! 0 days, 03:08:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 10:32:14] Misza [393/616] has challenged Brainiac [327/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:59:26 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/12/15 10:32:14] Misza has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:41 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/12/15 10:40:29] benoliver999, Tenorman, and zid [1112/1914] have team battled Brainiac, csssuf, and Sir_Lemming [1111/1606] and won! 0 days, 01:00:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 22:55:43] Brainiac [188/392] has challenged jsrn_of_the_naps [312/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/16/15 15:56:57] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:09 towards level 49.
[04/18/15 09:31:49] Brainiac [234/386] has come upon csssuf [258/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:02:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/19/15 18:25:05] Fluttershy [445/783] has challenged Brainiac [162/386] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:14 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[04/21/15 03:47:00] naw [359/550] has come upon Brainiac [296/386] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:28 is removed from naw's clock.
[04/21/15 23:22:03] EkimmI, sbp, and benoliver999 [175/1324] have team battled yasdorian, Brainiac, and SynthesizerPatel [1078/1497] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/15 01:02:26] Brainiac [157/386] has challenged godog [93/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:02 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/23/15 10:51:39] Brainiac [327/547] has challenged woonack [380/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/23/15 22:51:40] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:17 towards level 50.
[04/24/15 05:56:45] Brainiac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:16 from level 50.
[04/24/15 17:40:40] Brainiac [182/547] has come upon Meistarin [177/870] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:02:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/25/15 02:52:20] simple [387/520] has come upon Brainiac [114/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:28:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/25/15 07:14:29] nitzer, arlen, and tiwake [934/2107] have team battled Brainiac, r00f, and charitwo [323/1552] and won! 0 days, 01:47:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/15 13:32:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 4 days, 23:47:55 toward level 50.
[04/25/15 14:09:38] bl4ckscor3 [49/508] has come upon Brainiac [260/547] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:12:34 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/26/15 01:26:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:52:38 from level 50.
[04/26/15 09:19:47] Simie, sasaniak, and MetaNova [707/2222] have team battled aucg, Brainiac, and sjums_the_great [1342/1540] and lost! 0 days, 18:51:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/15 09:24:20] Brainiac [152/552] has challenged sbp [511/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/29/15 09:33:49] Brainiac [381/552] has come upon cbob [303/421] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/29/15 09:33:49] Brainiac has dealt cbob a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:35:42 is added to cbob's clock.
[04/30/15 08:21:13] abra0 [121/315] has challenged Brainiac [339/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to abra0's clock.
[05/01/15 01:57:30] Meta [161/243] has challenged Brainiac [181/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/01/15 04:16:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 4 days, 17:01:33 toward level 51.
[05/01/15 09:25:45] plaller [53/243] has challenged Brainiac [190/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to plaller's clock.
[05/01/15 12:32:54] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:57 towards level 51.
[05/01/15 22:19:00] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:53 towards level 51.
[05/02/15 23:34:01] Beavis, Brainiac, and dwfreed [619/2038] have team battled Tamini, G33KY, and Misza [1411/1826] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/15 02:38:25] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:40 towards level 51.
[05/05/15 03:48:32] Brainiac [475/552] has challenged a1291762 [491/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/05/15 14:51:29] Brainiac [323/552] has challenged Lenny [950/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:06:08 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/06/15 20:05:22] Brainiac lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:40:17 from level 52.
[05/06/15 22:42:01] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:18 towards level 52.
[05/07/15 03:16:47] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:25 towards level 52.
[05/07/15 19:06:42] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:39 towards level 52.
[05/07/15 19:32:14] G33KY, Brainiac, and Birdbones [1070/2173] have team battled m1ndgames, spillere, and sasaniak [1094/1503] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/15 21:12:06] Brainiac [70/552] has challenged dindinx [196/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:26 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/08/15 15:18:46] Brainiac [263/552] has challenged naw [325/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:47:21 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/09/15 21:56:28] XenGi, zouave, Brainiac, and PiotrekD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/15 04:02:45] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:59 towards level 52.
[05/10/15 12:45:12] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:39 towards level 52.
[05/10/15 19:38:09] Brainiac [100/552] has challenged darkmage [277/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/11/15 08:31:28] etamind, Satoshi, and Brainiac [1527/1588] have team battled allo, pants, and jse [1354/1432] and won! 0 days, 00:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/15 18:55:29] vegadark [172/534] has come upon Brainiac [144/552] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:23:45 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/11/15 19:39:14] Brainiac [474/552] has come upon CFSworks [81/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:25:57 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/11/15 20:33:03] Brainiac [323/552] has come upon paramourne [250/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:08:47 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/12/15 10:43:04] vegadark [293/534] has come upon Brainiac [376/552] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:06:01 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/13/15 04:31:15] arlen [6/686] has challenged Brainiac [182/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to arlen's clock.
[05/13/15 09:18:13] Kyree, PriceChild, and Brainiac [1586/1673] have team battled pixelate, sjefen6, and Cysioland [590/1557] and won! 0 days, 14:51:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/15 17:07:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 18:32:35 toward level 52.
[05/14/15 22:33:23] astropoint, abra0, and MadHatter [1051/1236] have team battled ajhgfa, Brainiac, and ludjer [246/1401] and won! 0 days, 03:58:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 02:15:18] Brainiac [364/566] has challenged dxrt [399/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/16/15 16:30:14] SirMonkeybox, Danthemandoo, and lipek [790/2419] have team battled yond, Brainiac, and prattmic [2163/2262] and lost! 2 days, 09:45:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 05:36:16] ElectRo, Brainiac, idisjunction, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/15 07:59:42] Mateusz, grooverider, and Danthemandoo [1737/2182] have team battled Tenorman, Brainiac, and clonak [331/2020] and won! 2 days, 21:04:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 21:31:08] Brainiac [376/566] has come upon SlowRiot [38/975] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:37 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/19/15 14:32:51] identd [301/943] has come upon Brainiac [523/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:22:40 is added to identd's clock.
[05/21/15 22:46:55] Brainiac [412/589] has challenged AngryParsley [654/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/22/15 19:59:15] Ramsey [19/51] has challenged Brainiac [493/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/23/15 04:40:22] rharwood [305/332] has challenged Brainiac [505/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to rharwood's clock.
[05/23/15 04:55:51] MadaraUchiha [191/245] has challenged Brainiac [545/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to MadaraUchiha's clock.
[05/23/15 09:12:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 1 day, 03:31:44 toward level 53.
[05/23/15 23:56:40] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:24 towards level 53.
[05/24/15 13:22:09] ChasedSpade [12/597] has challenged Brainiac [259/589] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[05/24/15 13:33:21] pfoley, Brainiac, and Thracky [1963/2270] have team battled pants, Gatewayy, and Kartoffelsuppe [166/1626] and won! 0 days, 09:37:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/15 17:14:59] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:55 towards level 53.
[05/26/15 03:24:52] Brainiac [582/598] has challenged MJ94 [68/214] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:25:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/26/15 17:37:40] Glorious_Vadzim [24/27] has come upon Brainiac [319/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:43 is added to Glorious_Vadzim's clock.
[05/26/15 19:27:54] pekster [571/593] has challenged Brainiac [423/598] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:27:00 is removed from pekster's clock.
[05/26/15 19:31:25] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:14:32 towards level 54.
[05/28/15 08:31:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 2 days, 00:04:33 toward level 54.
[05/28/15 23:06:48] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:01 towards level 54.
[05/29/15 00:18:33] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:10 towards level 54.
[05/31/15 00:55:11] Brainiac left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Brainiac's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/15 09:06:47] Brainiac [397/576] has challenged CaptainKabluey [51/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:06 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/01/15 10:53:35] nikoJ, Brainiac, and Haquer [573/1524] have team battled h00k, DiCEr1904, and RedXIII [17/1738] and won! 0 days, 07:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 15:19:10] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:08 from level 54.
[06/04/15 05:40:54] Zanoab [118/528] has come upon Brainiac [424/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:00 is added to Zanoab's clock.
[06/05/15 01:27:53] hannesenator [16/63] has challenged Brainiac [131/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[06/05/15 10:25:04] MJ94 [103/451] has challenged Brainiac [212/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/05/15 15:16:26] Regnor [312/457] has come upon Brainiac [238/576] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:28:21 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[06/06/15 04:06:18] Brainiac [183/602] has challenged keepermurf [187/536] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/07/15 11:48:29] Brainiac [141/602] has challenged nitzer [515/694] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:47:19 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/07/15 12:28:27] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:03:38 towards level 55.
[06/07/15 15:34:37] Freek [0/1] has challenged Brainiac [3/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Freek's clock.
[06/08/15 04:36:06] yond, Preedditty, and abra0 [521/1712] have team battled jeaye, Brainiac, and Birdbones [811/2168] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/15 10:28:35] Brainiac, Andries, and kensington [266/1564] have team battled fattrat, merryfett, and ryushe [890/2043] and lost! 3 days, 08:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/15 20:21:54] ryushe [541/940] has come upon Brainiac [37/602] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:28:28 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[06/12/15 23:39:36] Brainiac [289/602] has come upon ArilKominger [61/381] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:47:55 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/13/15 16:12:12] mwhahaha [188/354] has challenged Brainiac [426/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/13/15 22:00:06] Ladon [477/632] has come upon Brainiac [140/602] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:51:47 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[06/14/15 10:04:55] sasaniak [411/683] has come upon Brainiac [175/602] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:58:01 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/16/15 07:32:23] Nofew, MontyZuma, and Brainiac [1789/2410] have team battled Rarity, kork, and EkimmI [323/1678] and won! 2 days, 20:15:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/15 12:43:39] Brainiac bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:34 from level 55.
[06/17/15 13:09:30] Brainiac [506/602] has challenged Darky [661/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:56 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/19/15 01:21:43] ChasedSpade [107/598] has challenged Brainiac [138/602] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:13:03 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[06/19/15 14:52:53] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:15 towards level 55.
[06/23/15 06:32:29] Brainiac [214/602] has challenged Zaratustra [541/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:04:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/23/15 06:57:55] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:53 towards level 55.
[06/25/15 01:46:07] Brainiac [196/602] has challenged ChasedSpade [241/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:24 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/25/15 10:35:55] EkimmI [340/566] has challenged Brainiac [201/602] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from EkimmI's clock.
[06/25/15 13:49:57] Shr3k [18/549] has challenged Brainiac [21/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:59 is added to Shr3k's clock.
[06/26/15 09:29:19] Asara, grant050, and keepermurf [1074/1476] have team battled Preedditty, vegadark, and Brainiac [1032/1471] and won! 0 days, 17:03:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/15 18:50:15] Brainiac left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Brainiac's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/15 20:59:49] Brainiac [387/583] has challenged blind [443/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/27/15 22:47:45] davidfg4, Flynn, and Brainiac [725/2539] have team battled pants, XVar, and darkmage [756/1374] and lost! 1 day, 00:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/15 06:08:46] Tesla [340/365] has challenged Brainiac [193/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from Tesla's clock.
[06/29/15 10:28:04] damyan, AngryParsley, and filinep [31/2080] have team battled Brainiac, keepermurf, and Gaius [1061/1489] and lost! 2 days, 20:26:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/15 15:20:53] Brainiac [397/583] has challenged Unikitty [141/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:34:34 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/30/15 23:21:37] Avy [139/318] has challenged Brainiac [307/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Avy's clock.
[07/01/15 14:50:45] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:32 towards level 55.
[07/02/15 17:42:00] Brainiac [418/583] has come upon damyan [269/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:07:09 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/03/15 19:54:48] Brainiac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:03 from level 55.
[07/04/15 00:07:52] Brainiac [538/583] has challenged noother [5/1024] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/04/15 00:07:52] In the fierce battle, noother dropped his level 294 weapon! Brainiac picks it up, tossing his old level 170 weapon to noother.
[07/06/15 13:15:22] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:32 towards level 56.
[07/08/15 18:19:49] yurumtin [42/77] has challenged Brainiac [455/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to yurumtin's clock.
[07/09/15 05:44:18] Brainiac [659/707] has come upon ArilKominger [385/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:58:57 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/09/15 19:09:31] rharwood [393/602] has come upon Brainiac [350/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:12:14 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[07/12/15 23:14:13] Brainiac got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:15:35 from level 56.
[07/12/15 23:31:25] Budzogan [519/521] has come upon Brainiac [628/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:15 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[07/14/15 08:23:35] Brainiac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:16 from level 56.
[07/15/15 01:27:04] wallmani [176/222] has challenged Brainiac [400/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to wallmani's clock.
[07/16/15 08:57:09] Tenorman, emmgame221, and likcoras [1188/1848] have team battled Brainiac, Flynn, and merx [1157/1858] and won! 0 days, 02:37:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 17:26:28] Brainiac broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:53 from level 56.
[07/16/15 23:09:32] Brainiac [164/707] has challenged arlen [0/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:06 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/17/15 05:08:19] CornFly, Brainiac, and yond [1860/2592] have team battled woonack, zid, and SlowRiot [1931/2521] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 05:12:50] agrajag [210/672] has come upon Brainiac [185/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:19:02 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[07/17/15 18:28:22] agrajag [592/672] has come upon Brainiac [35/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:05 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[07/17/15 18:28:22] agrajag has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:02:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/18/15 00:07:02] reim, splinny, and Brainiac [1081/1548] have team battled modulus, astropoint, and rharwood [738/1479] and won! 0 days, 14:32:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 22:23:55] yasdorian [229/661] has come upon Brainiac [443/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:26 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[07/22/15 07:59:44] Brainiac [86/707] has come upon Hydrogenum [783/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:44 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/22/15 16:31:06] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:05 towards level 56.
[07/25/15 01:09:14] Brainiac [557/707] has challenged Gorgon [111/328] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:50:29 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/25/15 20:48:07] emmgame221 [71/338] has challenged Brainiac [117/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to emmgame221's clock.
[07/25/15 21:28:09] Brainiac [289/707] has challenged Adar [131/454] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:20:39 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/26/15 17:12:38] lipek, suterismus, and csssuf [2664/3000] have team battled Brainiac, agrajag, and Fluttershy [494/2195] and won! 0 days, 05:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/15 19:39:03] blizgerg [813/973] has come upon Brainiac [415/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:20:55 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/27/15 23:16:00] idisjunction, Tamini, and nitzer [163/2149] have team battled Brainiac, wallmani, and Lilian [515/1347] and lost! 1 day, 23:17:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/15 16:25:46] RistoUuranmaki [140/468] has come upon Brainiac [450/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/29/15 04:57:22] zid [74/794] has challenged Brainiac [264/707] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:51:12 is added to zid's clock.
[07/29/15 12:00:03] MJ94 [325/530] has challenged Brainiac [206/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/29/15 14:27:40] EkimmI [56/586] has come upon Brainiac [16/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:46:32 is removed from EkimmI's clock.
[07/30/15 09:07:56] simple [464/566] has challenged Brainiac [562/707] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:28:34 is added to simple's clock.
[08/01/15 01:22:37] Brainiac [4/707] has challenged Crazycatlady [307/422] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:23:06 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/01/15 04:14:05] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:51 towards level 57.
[08/01/15 15:27:35] Brainiac [26/707] has challenged IdleMaster [44/392] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:23 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/02/15 15:18:16] Kussie [194/433] has challenged Brainiac [272/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Kussie's clock.
[08/03/15 16:39:23] Brainiac walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:34:17 from level 57.
[08/03/15 21:47:47] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:22 towards level 57.
[08/04/15 11:55:16] Brainiac [552/707] has challenged strugart [400/724] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:13:12 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/04/15 18:23:08] Vivec [68/291] has challenged Brainiac [534/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Vivec's clock.
[08/05/15 12:57:16] tmberg, grooverider, and Brainiac [919/2561] have team battled sedrik, Boohbah, and prattmic [635/2014] and won! 1 day, 22:51:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/15 13:03:22] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:28 towards level 57.
[08/05/15 15:03:39] SchrodingersScat [180/380] has challenged Brainiac [671/707] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:56:53 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.

[08/06/15 08:28:32] blizgerg [556/973] has come upon Brainiac [697/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:49:08 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/07/15 01:27:38] Brainiac [352/707] has challenged wallmani [63/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:05 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/14/15 18:19:05] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:02 towards level 57.
[08/14/15 23:24:09] Brainiac, Simie, and Andries [351/2036] have team battled AngryParsley, Prometheus, and Cenhinen [357/2218] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 00:30:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 16:21:40 toward level 57.
[08/15/15 01:29:44] sasaniak [273/715] has challenged Brainiac [46/707] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/15/15 05:30:59] Virtual [929/1117] has challenged Brainiac [66/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:25 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/15/15 05:30:59] Virtual has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:35:50 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/16/15 09:38:54] spaceCore [20/464] has challenged Brainiac [80/707] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:58:28 is added to spaceCore's clock.
[08/16/15 16:33:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 00:31:05 toward level 57.
[08/16/15 19:05:08] Brainiac [429/707] has challenged sjefen6 [377/448] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/16/15 23:43:18] bendem [346/522] has challenged Brainiac [46/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:22:01 is removed from bendem's clock.
[08/17/15 04:43:09] Grummit [23/194] has challenged Brainiac [496/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Grummit's clock.
[08/17/15 07:11:02] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:47:15 towards level 58.
[08/17/15 08:17:29] vox [86/354] has challenged Brainiac [489/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to vox's clock.
[08/18/15 02:32:29] Adar [157/455] has come upon Brainiac [239/707] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:25:29 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/18/15 11:07:35] Brainiac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:53:53 from level 58.
[08/20/15 04:07:33] Brainiac [677/707] has challenged tiwake [304/971] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:39:43 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/22/15 04:29:05] CornFly [316/991] has come upon Brainiac [44/707] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:10:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/23/15 22:45:00] Nayru [183/465] has come upon Brainiac [28/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:23:27 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[08/24/15 03:31:51] Brainiac [53/707] has come upon sjefen6 [135/448] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:58 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/25/15 09:22:54] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:23 towards level 58.
[08/25/15 21:33:10] Brainiac [45/707] has come upon Str1ngS [402/415] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/27/15 08:03:34] Brainiac [77/707] has challenged unicron [29/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:56:49 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/27/15 09:39:47] Nofew, jenksy, and shandor [172/2234] have team battled Brainiac, iViLe, and Gorgon [1156/2148] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/15 15:48:52] Tenorman, tiwake, and Brainiac [1084/2601] have team battled Krenz, hannesenator, and csssuf [12/2071] and won! 2 days, 12:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/15 01:30:01] SynthesizerPatel, greycat, and Brainiac [467/2105] have team battled zbart, soltys, and Totengeist [1421/1811] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/15 18:59:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 3 days, 06:54:22 toward level 58.
[08/29/15 21:43:17] Simie [724/830] has come upon Brainiac [581/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:56:16 is removed from Simie's clock.
[08/31/15 12:40:56] Brainiac [128/696] has challenged ryushe [518/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:26 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/31/15 18:43:14] XVar [180/418] has challenged Brainiac [315/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:08 is added to XVar's clock.
[09/01/15 02:41:49] Brainiac broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:51 from level 58.
[09/01/15 05:47:25] Virtual [65/1127] has challenged Brainiac [570/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/01/15 21:53:31] SynthesizerPatel [310/527] has challenged Brainiac [116/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:13 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/02/15 17:39:55] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:06 towards level 58.
[09/04/15 11:07:49] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:49 from level 58.
[09/04/15 19:20:28] greycat [252/891] has challenged Brainiac [310/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:09:55 is added to greycat's clock.
[09/05/15 21:30:30] Brainiac [296/696] has challenged zbart [195/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/05/15 23:06:51] Brainiac, Soappy, and Tenorman [853/2672] have team battled Tesla, sasaniak, and allo [551/2161] and won! 0 days, 05:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/15 09:41:07] Brainiac, bigjay, nfsnobody, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/15 11:18:46] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:52 towards level 58.
[09/06/15 12:36:21] AngryParsley [104/895] has challenged Brainiac [452/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:28:11 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/06/15 17:36:20] Brainiac [168/699] has challenged Evrial [29/282] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:09:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/06/15 21:30:15] Nayru, allo, and Soappy [2020/2313] have team battled wallmani, dodobrain, and Brainiac [301/1268] and won! 1 day, 13:13:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/15 18:57:12] Forge, IdleMaster, and Frogging101 [1132/1175] have team battled Ladon, Brainiac, and godog [1748/2109] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/15 14:58:55] damyan, h00k, and Furry [806/2186] have team battled shandor, kenyon, and Brainiac [1882/2644] and lost! 1 day, 13:12:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/15 16:39:40] wallmani [258/320] has challenged Brainiac [177/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from wallmani's clock.
[09/08/15 17:57:17] Brainiac [440/699] has challenged pants [174/414] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:25:03 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/08/15 23:05:26] bendem, FrodoTheHobbit, and suterismus [483/2719] have team battled RBecker, godog, and Brainiac [130/1750] and won! 3 days, 23:33:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/15 12:04:31] Cenhinen [393/563] has challenged Brainiac [564/699] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:06:43 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[09/09/15 20:21:34] Opie [524/782] has come upon Brainiac [410/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:39:23 is removed from Opie's clock.
[09/09/15 22:00:57] dindinx [421/644] has come upon Brainiac [670/699] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:56:16 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/10/15 08:58:34] SmOkE_RU [174/323] has challenged Brainiac [491/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[09/10/15 13:50:12] Samus [130/253] has challenged Brainiac [479/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Samus's clock.
[09/12/15 02:24:04] Brainiac [206/699] has come upon gazarsgo [232/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:18:28 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/14/15 10:35:21] Brainiac [580/699] has come upon identd [511/644] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:45:57 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/15/15 00:04:41] Brainiac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:27:12 towards level 59.
[09/15/15 05:51:15] Volinde [373/501] has come upon Brainiac [99/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:54:33 is removed from Volinde's clock.
[09/15/15 08:00:41] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:27:27 from level 59.
[09/15/15 09:35:41] Brainiac [80/699] has come upon m0shbear [397/827] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:48:07 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/15/15 19:45:59] iamzim [122/262] has challenged Brainiac [563/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to iamzim's clock.
[09/16/15 15:06:01] theemstra, zid, and Pici [296/1898] have team battled Gaius, Brainiac, and Samus [1570/1760] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 22:47:40] Birdbones [527/932] has come upon Brainiac [429/699] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:58:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/19/15 10:37:09] Brainiac [266/699] has challenged Ladon [499/804] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:30:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/19/15 13:56:28] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:45:23 towards level 59.
[09/19/15 15:34:32] Brainiac [90/699] has come upon freeboson [257/833] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:20:22 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/21/15 13:40:31] Brainiac [120/699] has come upon Tesla [678/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:13:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/21/15 21:58:34] Killerkid [427/570] has challenged Brainiac [308/699] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:55:43 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[09/22/15 08:06:08] Misza, Brainiac, and Sixbierehomme [2113/2418] have team battled hawk, BronyDee, and sedrik [1429/1991] and won! 0 days, 15:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/15 10:28:13] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:45 towards level 59.
[09/23/15 14:10:49] discopig [691/754] has come upon Brainiac [176/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:33:44 is removed from discopig's clock.
[09/25/15 01:50:17] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:04 towards level 59.
[09/25/15 23:51:46] Dan_` [100/131] has challenged Brainiac [233/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[09/26/15 16:39:30] aowsenek [351/408] has challenged Brainiac [320/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from aowsenek's clock.
[09/27/15 00:14:41] iViLe [635/947] has come upon Brainiac [649/699] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:36:24 is added to iViLe's clock.
[09/27/15 04:33:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:32:35 from level 59.
[09/27/15 04:45:33] ruan [157/446] has come upon Brainiac [572/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:09 is added to ruan's clock.
[09/27/15 21:58:10] Brainiac, mwhahaha, and kork [776/1559] have team battled splinny, ElectRo, and gazarsgo [650/2478] and won! 1 day, 16:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 03:11:08] Brainiac reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Brainiac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/15 05:42:01] Brainiac sharpened the edge of his weapon! Brainiac's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/15 17:35:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 4 days, 13:21:28 toward level 59.
[10/03/15 15:03:44] Frogging101, pants, and AngryParsley [578/1862] have team battled NezumiRyu, identd, and Brainiac [1022/1930] and lost! 1 day, 20:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 15:34:46] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:29 from level 59.
[10/06/15 02:24:17] Brainiac was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:54 from level 59.
[10/07/15 02:05:18] soltys, Doctor, and mwheeler [1615/1856] have team battled Brainiac, nitzer, and BronyDee [613/1834] and won! 0 days, 09:12:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/15 03:14:42] Ravioli [156/234] has challenged Brainiac [201/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Ravioli's clock.
[10/07/15 05:01:58] Brainiac [729/731] has challenged IdleBot [195/1523] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:58 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/07/15 07:19:20] Tamini [508/623] has come upon Brainiac [296/731] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:20:12 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[10/07/15 10:46:11] RBecker, zid, and hannesenator [939/1696] have team battled Totengeist, Brainiac, and JustAPerson [1414/2200] and lost! 1 day, 12:25:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/15 04:49:47] Brainiac [518/731] has challenged SchrodingersScat [200/402] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/09/15 13:30:54] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:58:43 from level 60.
[10/09/15 17:41:32] Brainiac [342/731] has come upon SchrodingersScat [102/393] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:15:28 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/14/15 09:16:09] AWildColin [124/425] has come upon Brainiac [118/731] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:17 is removed from AWildColin's clock.
[10/15/15 08:15:17] noother, suterismus, and MJ94 [116/2975] have team battled MadHatter, Fluttershy, and Brainiac [2023/2090] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 11:08:02] Plasmastar, Evrial, and CornFly [1679/1772] have team battled MetaNova, Brainiac, and Xyrael [399/1704] and won! 1 day, 05:39:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 13:43:02] Kable [92/234] has challenged Brainiac [319/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Kable's clock.
[11/21/15 03:04:04] Brainiac [189/731] has challenged Plasmastar [199/365] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:38:47 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/21/15 23:15:27] Brainiac left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Brainiac's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/22/15 07:23:41] streak [227/328] has challenged Brainiac [530/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to streak's clock.
[11/23/15 09:22:32] Brainiac [578/698] has challenged MadHatter [313/493] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:41:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/24/15 10:42:01] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:13 towards level 60.
[11/29/15 01:02:31] kenyon [476/1441] has come upon Brainiac [299/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:24 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/29/15 07:17:42] Brainiac [338/698] has challenged Plasmastar [329/365] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:07:40 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/29/15 09:12:21] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:59 towards level 60.
[11/30/15 10:22:53] kier [92/264] has challenged Brainiac [582/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to kier's clock.
[12/01/15 04:33:19] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:41:45 towards level 60.
[12/02/15 00:19:15] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:58 towards level 60.
[12/02/15 09:54:50] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:39 towards level 60.
[12/02/15 22:35:39] Brainiac [124/698] has come upon MetaNova [397/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:50 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/04/15 06:03:05] Brainiac [32/698] has come upon unicron [40/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/04/15 16:09:46] Brainiac [527/698] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [350/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:57:20 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/09/15 19:33:38] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:09 towards level 60.
[12/09/15 21:58:33] pixelate [348/511] has challenged Brainiac [222/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:14:46 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[12/10/15 20:18:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 1 day, 12:04:47 toward level 60.
[12/10/15 20:37:52] Brainiac reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Brainiac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/15 03:56:28] Brainiac misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:59 from level 60.
[12/11/15 23:48:23] Lowbow, Brainiac, and belugawhale [605/1510] have team battled blizgerg, Cameron_D, and ProdigalTim [775/2094] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 14:55:13] ProdigalTim [106/279] has challenged Brainiac [189/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to ProdigalTim's clock.
[12/12/15 19:25:41] Brainiac [317/701] has challenged Simie [659/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/13/15 07:42:23] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:07 from level 60.
[12/14/15 15:29:53] Brainiac [574/706] has challenged Oooooog [98/471] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/15/15 05:10:18] Agent86, Brainiac, a1291762, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/15 10:51:00] Brainiac [647/706] has challenged NightRabbit [328/392] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:24:48 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/15/15 21:55:34] Hydrogenum [388/504] has challenged Brainiac [578/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:31:05 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[12/16/15 22:05:08] Adar [116/443] has challenged Brainiac [214/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:35 is added to Adar's clock.
[12/17/15 21:18:37] shandor [545/687] has come upon Brainiac [238/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:11:29 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/17/15 22:14:50] iynque [216/419] has challenged Brainiac [641/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:00 is added to iynque's clock.
[12/18/15 16:05:19] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:36:05 towards level 61.
[12/18/15 23:24:56] Nyarlathotep [91/513] has challenged Brainiac [550/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:26 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[12/19/15 22:29:31] Kitlith [191/641] has come upon Brainiac [72/706] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:45:06 is removed from Kitlith's clock.
[12/20/15 13:54:39] Brainiac grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:40 towards level 61.
[12/28/15 17:23:59] a1291762 [473/963] has come upon Brainiac [199/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:25:17 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[12/29/15 10:20:00] zid, Brainiac, SirMonkeybox, and Adar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/15 17:38:48] Brainiac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:43 from level 61.
[12/30/15 00:21:15] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:14:53 towards level 61.
[12/30/15 16:15:43] RistoUuranmaki [363/499] has come upon Brainiac [244/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:37:47 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/31/15 19:39:16] theemstra [161/476] has come upon Brainiac [475/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:46 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/01/16 07:07:17] Brainiac was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:41 from level 61.
[01/03/16 11:51:57] Zythan [102/107] has challenged Brainiac [566/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/03/16 12:34:04] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:49 towards level 61.
[01/05/16 11:16:14] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:42 from level 61.
[01/05/16 20:48:12] PinkiePie, Alric`, and Brainiac [1569/1923] have team battled JensRex, Glorfindel, and blizgerg [1521/1923] and won! 0 days, 07:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 22:24:46] SchrodingersScat [117/425] has challenged Brainiac [695/706] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:48:55 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[01/07/16 14:36:08] Mateusz [622/755] has come upon Brainiac [594/706] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:57:00 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/07/16 21:21:22] Fahrenheit [27/215] has challenged Brainiac [513/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Fahrenheit's clock.
[01/28/16 22:24:40] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:20 towards level 61.
[01/29/16 12:43:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 15:15:37 from level 61.
[01/29/16 16:48:07] simple [515/645] has come upon Brainiac [393/706] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:06:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/30/16 01:37:11] Antutuuuuu [322/436] has challenged Brainiac [415/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/31/16 21:13:45] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:04 towards level 61.
[02/01/16 18:20:56] sparrowhawk, SmOkE_RU, and Brainiac [755/1625] have team battled RBecker, KyloRen, and yang [1032/2009] and lost! 0 days, 07:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/16 02:37:40] strugart, JensRex, and joek [495/1666] have team battled Onceuponaban, TauPan, and Brainiac [291/1429] and won! 1 day, 01:33:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 02:05:37] Flarins, holloway, and ryushe [1225/1431] have team battled Brainiac, Douhet, and Onceuponaban [511/1887] and won! 0 days, 00:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 22:15:34] sjefen6, Brainiac, and fraq [555/2014] have team battled vox, fattrat, and Adar [311/2110] and won! 0 days, 16:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 10:44:25] Brainiac [362/706] has challenged jenksy [681/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:48 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/06/16 05:12:41] JensRex, Heisenberg, and joek [290/1433] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Brom, and Brainiac [315/2380] and lost! 0 days, 15:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/16 09:36:42] Brainiac [37/706] has come upon dxrt [278/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:00:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/06/16 17:24:07] Brainiac broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:52:38 from level 61.
[02/06/16 22:04:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 2 days, 16:20:14 toward level 61.
[02/07/16 15:45:46] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:54 towards level 61.
[02/08/16 05:34:31] prattmic, freeboson, and Pogor [1678/1826] have team battled Doctor, Ttech, and Brainiac [917/3167] and won! 0 days, 07:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 14:40:37] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:21 towards level 61.
[02/09/16 09:21:08] Majak [158/382] has come upon Brainiac [295/706] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:07:34 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/09/16 17:31:52] magnetik [38/478] has challenged Brainiac [407/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:08 is added to magnetik's clock.
[02/09/16 19:30:15] Brainiac [643/728] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [532/1011] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/10/16 19:21:59] arlen [506/741] has come upon Brainiac [21/728] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:28:51 is removed from arlen's clock.
[02/11/16 22:52:59] Brainiac, Xenthys, kier, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/16 01:19:53] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:49:02 towards level 62.
[02/12/16 16:36:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 05:47:38 from level 62.
[02/12/16 22:32:07] Brainiac [220/728] has come upon DesertStorm [261/430] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:23:17 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/22/16 10:45:13] Majak [383/385] has come upon Brainiac [139/728] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:36:06 is removed from Majak's clock.
[03/22/16 17:20:06] Regnor [485/859] has come upon Brainiac [623/728] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:04:32 is added to Regnor's clock.
[03/22/16 20:03:15] Fahrenheit, LordH, and theemstra [1239/1709] have team battled Brainiac, Totengeist, and masterme120 [713/1834] and won! 1 day, 01:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 20:55:46] Frogging101, Crysters, and Regnor [654/1793] have team battled gipyelrah, Brainiac, and zid [1237/2559] and lost! 0 days, 21:42:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/16 11:43:12] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:36:06 from level 62.
[03/26/16 08:24:15] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:20 towards level 62.
[03/29/16 03:00:57] Brainiac [205/728] has challenged donut [45/413] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:21:28 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/26/16 07:49:14] MrGlass [521/656] has challenged Brainiac [316/728] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/26/16 14:44:33] r00f, Beavis, and bigjay [180/3096] have team battled Mirc0p, Brainiac, and IdleMaster [1333/1726] and lost! 1 day, 07:00:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 07:09:43] Brainiac [130/728] has challenged Beavis [577/1041] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:15:48 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/28/16 05:18:02] Brainiac [604/728] has challenged hannesenator [661/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:21:42 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/29/16 05:15:43] Beavis [374/1041] has come upon Brainiac [679/728] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:47:18 is added to Beavis's clock.
[05/29/16 07:48:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 7 days, 17:38:54 toward level 62.
[05/29/16 09:11:07] Brainiac, mordac, and astropoint [987/1883] have team battled Satoshi, MontyZuma, and kensington [197/2377] and won! 1 day, 02:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 18:20:59] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:13:59 from level 62.
[05/30/16 14:36:01] MadHatter [63/516] has come upon Brainiac [247/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:22 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/31/16 13:48:21] Brainiac [724/728] has challenged woonack [343/532] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:09:13 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/02/16 12:29:54] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:12:51 towards level 62.
[06/12/16 16:20:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 6 days, 16:21:01 toward level 62.
[06/13/16 19:53:11] suterismus [764/1210] has come upon Brainiac [632/728] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:07:36 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[06/14/16 03:52:55] Brainiac [651/728] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [126/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:45:19 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/15/16 04:33:41] gabriel, dindinx, and Mateusz [1708/2366] have team battled Brainiac, r00f, and bl4ckscor3 [1265/2286] and won! 1 day, 10:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/16 14:41:03] dclaw123 [29/332] has challenged Brainiac [217/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[06/16/16 22:30:00] d34th [327/1049] has challenged Brainiac [607/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:21:02 is added to d34th's clock.
[06/17/16 17:39:16] PinkiePie [165/595] has come upon Brainiac [696/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:56 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[06/18/16 01:05:39] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:00:39 towards level 62.
[06/18/16 22:18:21] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:38 towards level 62.
[06/18/16 22:23:29] holloway, Brainiac, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/16 14:47:27] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:49 towards level 62.
[06/19/16 18:54:04] Brainiac [188/728] has challenged ville [398/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:12:59 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/20/16 00:56:09] BronyDee [146/369] has challenged Brainiac [125/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:53:17 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[06/20/16 00:56:09] BronyDee has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:06:11 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/21/16 10:18:07] Brainiac misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:55 from level 62.
[06/23/16 19:33:56] Hogofwar [240/297] has challenged Brainiac [319/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Hogofwar's clock.
[06/23/16 22:44:49] Brainiac fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:02 from level 62.
[06/24/16 18:36:23] Schmid, sartan, and tmberg [382/2229] have team battled Brainiac, yano, and Kussie [789/1848] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 05:41:03] Brainiac [702/728] has challenged iViLe [251/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:42 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/26/16 09:47:59] iViLe, Crazycatlady, and Brainiac [496/2213] have team battled blind, yang, and Frogging101 [141/2059] and won! 0 days, 03:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 16:48:12] MrGlass, yang, and vBm [384/1861] have team battled Brainiac, PersonalJ, and dax [975/1878] and lost! 1 day, 04:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/16 22:29:45] Brainiac [381/728] has challenged tiwake [538/1001] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/27/16 19:16:51] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:59:35 towards level 63.
[06/28/16 19:08:28] Darky, PriceChild, and Brainiac [1884/2078] have team battled dindinx, DoomedExistence, and Heisenberg [1104/1685] and won! 1 day, 13:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 21:27:11] kenyon, astropoint, and Fluttershy [1299/2998] have team battled roy, nfsnobody, and Brainiac [1561/2007] and lost! 4 days, 03:13:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/16 20:45:54] Brainiac [420/728] has come upon iViLe [308/998] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:17:52 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/01/16 02:13:33] robox, Brainiac, and MadMan [522/1916] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Agusanz, and ruan [937/1489] and lost! 3 days, 20:50:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/16 15:28:52] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:32:15 from level 63.
[07/04/16 13:51:03] Brainiac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:52:57 from level 63.
[07/05/16 09:05:41] uhmmm [72/441] has come upon Brainiac [193/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:19 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/09/16 11:08:23] Brainiac, blizgerg, and HeavyPodda [319/2459] have team battled Zaratustra, Str1ngS, and fusion89k [231/1566] and won! 0 days, 23:30:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 23:16:32] Oooooog, Tenorman, and Asara [2326/2375] have team battled KyloRen, Brainiac, and ville [1563/2186] and won! 0 days, 03:14:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 23:24:26] Brainiac met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:33:39 from level 63.
[07/12/16 01:33:12] Brainiac got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:11:17 from level 63.
[07/13/16 02:29:45] Ironhoof, PriceChild, and Diitto [2176/2686] have team battled Schmid, Brainiac, and Asara [814/2149] and won! 7 days, 14:03:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 13:16:25] Brainiac [451/728] has challenged honkybonky [83/750] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:50:30 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/13/16 19:53:36] Brainiac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:01:17 from level 63.
[07/16/16 06:06:36] Brainiac [5/728] has challenged Mirc0p [5/525] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:56 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/17/16 15:13:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 16:33:35 from level 63.
[07/17/16 17:25:31] elf [285/940] has come upon Brainiac [16/728] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:09:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/18/16 00:07:27] Brainiac, Andries, and MrGlass [1885/1961] have team battled dodobrain, Mjolnir, and unicron [124/1658] and won! 1 day, 04:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/16 15:39:08] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:13:53 towards level 63.
[07/20/16 05:31:03] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:44:06 towards level 63.
[07/20/16 13:17:47] SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and MJ94 [31/2119] have team battled Bradicus, cudaman73, and Brainiac [750/1602] and lost! 0 days, 15:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 19:22:23] Brainiac was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:00 from level 63.
[07/21/16 21:06:22] Mateusz [602/760] has come upon Brainiac [200/728] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:53:31 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[07/22/16 14:24:46] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:43:06 towards level 63.
[07/22/16 15:57:58] AbacusAvenger [1/485] has come upon Brainiac [111/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:20 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[07/25/16 05:39:03] soltys [167/611] has come upon Brainiac [481/728] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:34:34 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/25/16 15:55:31] Brainiac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:24:27 from level 63.
[07/26/16 08:07:20] Brainiac [57/728] has come upon Boohbah [541/701] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:16:32 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/26/16 10:43:15] Brainiac [123/728] has challenged roy [468/578] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:02:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/26/16 18:39:18] Brainiac left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Brainiac's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/16 19:18:53] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:26 towards level 63.
[07/30/16 02:57:47] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:52 towards level 63.
[07/30/16 22:59:52] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:25:12 towards level 63.
[08/01/16 02:09:44] arlen [465/1028] has come upon Brainiac [99/699] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:41:15 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/02/16 04:13:23] Jim [205/394] has come upon Brainiac [426/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:59 is added to Jim's clock.
[08/03/16 11:32:32] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:38 towards level 63.
[08/03/16 12:57:37] KeboDK [795/829] has challenged Brainiac [150/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:59:57 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/03/16 16:57:18] HeavyPodda [382/922] has come upon Brainiac [406/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:40 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/04/16 09:26:02] Tenorman [658/807] has come upon Brainiac [246/699] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:13:54 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/04/16 19:09:25] honkybonky [632/759] has challenged Brainiac [533/699] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:56:30 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[08/05/16 07:22:49] vox [547/854] has come upon Brainiac [126/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:57 is removed from vox's clock.
[08/05/16 09:28:20] Brainiac [515/699] has come upon Mjolnir [354/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:02:14 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/06/16 11:25:14] Satoshi [457/761] has challenged Brainiac [105/699] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:31:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/06/16 11:47:46] Mjolnir, Brainiac, Douhet, and theZoMBiE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 04:32:00] Nofew [397/960] has challenged Brainiac [320/699] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:37:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/07/16 07:26:26] Jagon, Brainiac, SirMonkeybox, and jenksy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 08:27:52] yur [394/484] has come upon Brainiac [13/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:11:02 is removed from yur's clock.
[08/07/16 18:15:57] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:58 towards level 63.
[08/08/16 04:41:36] Lemelisk [71/1126] has challenged Brainiac [198/699] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:37:34 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/08/16 21:33:55] Brainiac [213/708] has come upon SirNeo [330/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:53:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/09/16 10:50:24] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:35 from level 63.
[08/11/16 05:38:56] robox, Andries, and MontyZuma [1798/2195] have team battled RBecker, Kalinakov, and Brainiac [1721/2183] and won! 3 days, 23:46:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 11:26:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 1 day, 20:10:07 toward level 63.
[08/11/16 14:18:36] Brainiac was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:42 from level 63.
[08/13/16 06:06:28] Brainiac [459/708] has challenged Crazycatlady [58/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/13/16 10:31:37] BURUT [217/890] has challenged Brainiac [655/708] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:04:30 is added to BURUT's clock.
[08/14/16 14:09:36] kenyon, Tratos, and simple [538/3031] have team battled PiotrekD, pants, and Brainiac [967/2041] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 15:05:05] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:20:23 towards level 64.
[08/15/16 04:40:42] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:31:40 towards level 64.
[08/15/16 16:57:53] CrowZero [30/157] has challenged Brainiac [707/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to CrowZero's clock.
[08/16/16 11:58:52] Brainiac [241/708] has come upon freeboson [178/588] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:45:05 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/16/16 12:00:16] Pascal, roy, and fattrat [1507/1801] have team battled gabriel, SchrodingersScat, and Brainiac [840/2328] and won! 1 day, 03:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 16:43:26] Woona [30/471] has challenged Brainiac [61/712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Woona's clock.
[08/20/16 03:28:02] theemstra [304/733] has come upon Brainiac [661/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:02 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/20/16 10:09:55] Ladon [878/990] has challenged Brainiac [525/712] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:31:50 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[08/20/16 14:51:11] soltys, Brainiac, and Relayer [151/1585] have team battled robox, SudoKing, and dxrt [2178/2294] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 01:21:07] CornFly [468/949] has come upon Brainiac [417/712] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:00:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/21/16 15:20:14] a1291762 [213/1023] has challenged Brainiac [577/712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:17:29 is added to a1291762's clock.
[08/22/16 02:02:14] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:51 towards level 64.
[08/24/16 12:46:08] Douhet [509/905] has come upon Brainiac [194/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:43:20 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[08/26/16 07:01:17] FakeWizard [8/561] has challenged Brainiac [557/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:17 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/27/16 12:11:50] Andries [451/539] has challenged Brainiac [64/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:14 is removed from Andries's clock.
[08/27/16 22:48:29] Mirc0p [58/528] has come upon Brainiac [594/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:10 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[08/28/16 11:28:33] Brainiac [208/712] has come upon Frogging101 [135/504] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:13:41 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/28/16 11:28:33] Brainiac has dealt Frogging101 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 03:24:48 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[08/28/16 23:32:46] Birdbones [31/972] has come upon Brainiac [409/712] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:18:18 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/16 18:19:33] Sailor_Venus, Frogging101, and vegadark [1128/1358] have team battled MrGlass, Brainiac, and pixelate [436/1776] and won! 0 days, 08:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 15:07:17] Brainiac grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:31 towards level 64.
[08/30/16 19:27:42] Brainiac [378/712] has come upon SudoKing [130/683] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:42 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/31/16 22:06:33] Ladon, Jagon, and Brainiac [1353/2288] have team battled Misza, Milquetoast, and unicron [136/2552] and won! 1 day, 12:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 01:02:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 12:35:04 from level 64.
[09/01/16 01:52:10] Agusanz [471/498] has come upon Brainiac [698/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:26 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[09/01/16 06:19:18] KeboDK, godog, and mordac [253/2100] have team battled Andries, vegadark, and Brainiac [375/1694] and lost! 1 day, 16:51:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/16 18:13:12] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:57 towards level 64.
[09/02/16 19:55:10] Milquetoast, Str1ngS, and Jim [1147/1846] have team battled Brainiac, brycec, and RistoUuranmaki [683/2266] and won! 0 days, 07:04:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/16 00:56:38] Andries [593/683] has come upon Brainiac [438/712] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:34:29 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/04/16 14:08:34] Pithlit, SlowRiot, and Brainiac [1651/2123] have team battled FakeWizard, WallIdl, and Doctor [895/2289] and won! 2 days, 02:02:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 04:25:36] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:27:02 from level 64.
[09/05/16 23:39:24] godog [146/664] has come upon Brainiac [413/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:33:35 is added to godog's clock.
[09/06/16 23:52:27] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:00 towards level 64.
[09/09/16 11:16:11] Thorwald, Crazycatlady, and Mad_Wack [442/990] have team battled Brainiac, Jagon, and bootdisk [1513/1890] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/16 21:29:03] Thorwald [2/196] has challenged Brainiac [429/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Thorwald's clock.
[09/12/16 08:48:43] KeboDK [197/834] has come upon Brainiac [78/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:18:14 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/12/16 18:14:56] ryushe [866/911] has come upon Brainiac [622/712] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 18:08:39 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[09/13/16 05:45:26] Brainiac [475/712] has challenged bairyn [439/523] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/14/16 03:31:32] CornFly, Mjolnir, and Mithkabob [542/1690] have team battled unicron, Brainiac, and kier [1214/2283] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/16 17:40:19] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:08:45 towards level 65.
[09/15/16 23:18:04] aucg [695/953] has challenged Brainiac [21/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:41 is removed from aucg's clock.
[09/16/16 07:41:38] Brainiac lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:45:45 from level 65.
[09/16/16 14:12:07] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:59:11 towards level 65.
[09/17/16 04:54:48] yano [31/653] has come upon Brainiac [490/707] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:14:48 is added to yano's clock.
[09/17/16 06:29:14] DrOfBaconNomics [306/666] has challenged Brainiac [143/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:58:20 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/18/16 21:18:50] Brainiac [463/707] has come upon SchrodingersScat [643/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:42:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/19/16 08:17:41] robochot, Brainiac, and MadMan [1012/1750] have team battled irix, Mithkabob, and Mjolnir [573/1780] and won! 1 day, 05:12:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/16 17:30:09] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:02 towards level 65.
[09/19/16 20:23:02] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:30:35 towards level 65.
[09/20/16 02:52:53] Xikeon [23/333] has come upon Brainiac [341/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:54 is added to Xikeon's clock.
[09/20/16 21:54:07] Brainiac [609/707] has come upon vox [1025/1040] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:33:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/22/16 00:05:12] GilbertErik [31/533] has challenged Brainiac [237/707] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/22/16 15:16:38] Brainiac [86/707] has challenged sjefen6 [87/434] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:46:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/23/16 02:32:17] Brainiac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:41:43 towards level 65.
[09/23/16 17:03:56] shymega [57/248] has challenged Brainiac [187/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/28/16 17:34:48] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:28:56 towards level 65.
[09/29/16 01:09:21] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:07:43 towards level 65.
[10/02/16 00:01:56] allo [399/467] has challenged Brainiac [323/707] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:06:10 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/02/16 02:15:47] Brainiac [195/707] has come upon simple [194/866] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:11:48 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/02/16 22:14:21] Boohbah, jhack, and PocketKiller [1296/1565] have team battled Brainiac, prattmic, and acsid [420/1828] and won! 0 days, 03:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/16 09:18:34] Brainiac [187/707] has come upon robochot [149/416] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:18:08 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/03/16 11:08:30] Brainiac [411/707] has challenged IdleMaster [481/491] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:30:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/05/16 22:16:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 23:49:48 from level 65.
[10/06/16 01:34:14] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:09 towards level 65.
[10/06/16 02:30:48] freeboson [308/589] has challenged Brainiac [99/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:46:33 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/16/16 23:49:50] borsin [35/398] has challenged Brainiac [26/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from borsin's clock.
[10/16/16 23:49:50] borsin has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:13:17 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/17/16 05:29:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 7 days, 09:14:32 toward level 65.
[10/21/16 10:18:27] bete_noire, Everyman, and MJ94 [75/1306] have team battled Brainiac, MrGlass, and Cenhinen [1820/1873] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/16 17:21:39] robox, Brainiac, and Crazycatlady [1201/1805] have team battled pfoley, vBm, and GilbertErik [1667/1727] and lost! 2 days, 05:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/16 18:40:51] Brainiac, pants, and astropoint [394/2038] have team battled LordH, Birdbones, and eva42 [1555/3192] and lost! 2 days, 11:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 13:11:58] Brainiac [652/707] has challenged SN4T14 [33/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:09:15 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/31/16 15:11:25] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:16 towards level 65.
[11/01/16 21:34:46] Iceman [84/261] has challenged Brainiac [221/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Iceman's clock.
[11/01/16 22:23:50] kier [169/860] has come upon Brainiac [345/707] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:39:07 is added to kier's clock.
[11/02/16 11:05:04] Brainiac [480/707] has come upon Gerdesas [435/622] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:59:33 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/03/16 13:55:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 20:52:10 toward level 65.
[11/11/16 11:48:58] Brainiac [627/707] has come upon freeboson [208/605] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:05 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/12/16 13:43:53] Brainiac [43/707] has come upon simple [538/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:54:45 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/13/16 20:22:10] Brainiac [97/707] has come upon JuanMaestro [231/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:29 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/16/16 10:51:00] Brainiac [258/707] has come upon KeboDK [482/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:19 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/16/16 14:03:44] Brainiac slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Brainiac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/16 16:00:06] Brainiac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:21 from level 65.
[11/18/16 18:06:43] Brainiac [232/702] has come upon elbie [7/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:01 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/18/16 21:42:30] Captain_Chaos, Agent86, and Sir_Lemming [1204/1363] have team battled Meta, Brainiac, and Babar [2139/2350] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 02:29:04] himuraken, Cenhinen, and Brainiac [179/1811] have team battled PiotrekD, Darky, and gabriel [2247/2661] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 05:05:32] Brainiac [389/708] has challenged pants [274/729] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/19/16 18:43:09] roy [287/525] has challenged Brainiac [356/708] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to roy's clock.
[11/20/16 00:06:57] Brainiac [513/708] has challenged IndigoTiger [225/1025] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:30:36 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/20/16 18:28:52] grooverider, robochot, and Levivig [1163/1689] have team battled Brainiac, Cameron_D, and LegendaryQ [990/2132] and won! 0 days, 06:30:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/16 15:24:25] Sixbierehomme, Beavis, Brainiac, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/16 16:34:54] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:39:17 towards level 66.
[11/22/16 02:24:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 11 days, 23:11:24 toward level 66.
[11/22/16 05:27:45] Heisenberg [596/853] has challenged Brainiac [203/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:46:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/23/16 07:00:42] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:30:56 from level 66.
[11/23/16 12:24:14] Brainiac [511/708] has come upon Zaratustra [550/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:50:38 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/24/16 08:47:47] Zye [146/716] has challenged Brainiac [635/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:03:11 is added to Zye's clock.
[11/24/16 12:09:31] pants, FakeWizard, and Brainiac [388/2070] have team battled theZoMBiE, woonack, and MadMan [1676/2001] and lost! 1 day, 05:04:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 02:54:54] Tenorman [292/858] has challenged Brainiac [336/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:31:08 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/26/16 05:17:28] Zye [196/716] has come upon Brainiac [703/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:41 is added to Zye's clock.
[11/26/16 06:38:45] Fudster [46/286] has challenged Brainiac [511/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Fudster's clock.
[11/26/16 13:52:50] Brainiac, WallIdl, and idisjunction [812/2579] have team battled pixelate, damyan, and SlowRiot [2123/2409] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/16 11:17:09] soltys [254/677] has challenged Brainiac [434/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:05:54 is added to soltys's clock.
[11/27/16 16:43:22] JensRex, vegadark, and bl4ckscor3 [1424/1670] have team battled PocketKiller, Brainiac, and jstg [451/1807] and won! 0 days, 03:09:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 22:01:57] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:49 towards level 66.
[11/28/16 10:41:20] Brainiac [457/708] has come upon kensington [507/605] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:36:20 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/29/16 06:10:57] Brainiac [147/708] has come upon kier [637/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:25:48 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/30/16 08:45:39] Hydrogenum, IndigoTiger, and Iciloo [691/1706] have team battled Lios, Brainiac, and HeavyPodda [414/2536] and won! 0 days, 04:11:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 13:05:22] Brainiac [560/708] has challenged IdleBot [683/1644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:24 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/02/16 18:20:31] Brainiac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:50 towards level 66.
[12/03/16 04:00:49] NeuralMiner [102/149] has challenged Brainiac [176/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/03/16 10:10:28] Brainiac [476/708] has come upon Reilly [172/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:50:34 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/03/16 10:51:54] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:27 towards level 66.
[12/06/16 23:43:10] bete_noire, agrajag, and AngryParsley [1591/2083] have team battled SN4T14, VoidFox, and Brainiac [414/1799] and won! 0 days, 02:44:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 00:42:50] yano [212/424] has challenged Brainiac [290/708] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:44:11 is added to yano's clock.
[12/20/16 09:19:46] Brainiac [616/708] has come upon Mateusz [572/842] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:48:01 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/20/16 09:21:44] Brainiac [360/708] has come upon MJ94 [831/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:16 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/20/16 13:57:39] Brainiac [702/708] has challenged Milquetoast [705/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:22 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/21/16 10:41:57] Brainiac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:01 from level 66.
[12/21/16 19:09:05] Mateusz [740/842] has challenged Brainiac [255/708] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:30:17 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/22/16 20:18:40] Gizmokid2005 [202/796] has challenged Brainiac [39/708] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:42:53 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[12/25/16 00:30:06] Brainiac [329/708] has challenged Str1ngS [528/556] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/25/16 09:45:28] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:42:12 towards level 67.
[12/25/16 18:48:53] Brainiac [6/708] has come upon rt [274/427] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:03:06 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/28/16 02:03:13] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:49:45 from level 67.
[12/29/16 03:33:56] desspugne [944/987] has come upon Brainiac [18/708] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:47:41 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[12/30/16 13:49:38] bete_noire, Brainiac, and kline [648/1505] have team battled CornFly, AbacusAvenger, and jenksy [1589/2387] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 20:12:19] Brainiac burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Brainiac's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/17 05:11:18] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:39:17 towards level 67.
[01/01/17 16:02:03] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:19:38 towards level 67.
[01/02/17 00:37:40] Shr3k, mwhahaha, and Avon [1671/2577] have team battled Brainiac, dwfreed, and zokko [1650/1985] and won! 1 day, 02:55:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 01:18:08] Brainiac misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:17:40 from level 67.
[01/02/17 15:36:18] pagz [313/382] has come upon Brainiac [246/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:12:44 is removed from pagz's clock.
[01/03/17 03:01:47] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:16:14 towards level 67.
[01/12/17 21:06:16] Chuck [331/816] has come upon Brainiac [182/705] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:24:45 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/13/17 10:30:06] hannesenator [677/914] has challenged Brainiac [700/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:36 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[01/14/17 11:49:42] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:02 towards level 67.
[01/14/17 21:28:13] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:44 towards level 67.
[01/14/17 23:10:49] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:21:41 towards level 67.
[01/15/17 13:18:29] shymega, Fattyeater, and Brainiac [159/1545] have team battled qbit, fattrat, and zankore [1020/1987] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/17 17:34:39] Brainiac fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Brainiac's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/17 03:02:15] Brainiac [385/701] has challenged RedW [646/877] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:25:36 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/17/17 07:37:30] Xenthys, Cenhinen, Brainiac, and Euronur have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/17 12:05:39] Brainiac [208/701] has challenged nickware [137/517] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:07:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/17/17 13:06:00] RBecker [421/798] has challenged Brainiac [561/701] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:17:40 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/18/17 03:11:00] shymega [8/387] has challenged Brainiac [503/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:00 is added to shymega's clock.
[01/18/17 06:12:08] Boohbah [144/724] has challenged Brainiac [159/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:14:56 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[01/19/17 02:19:01] MetaNova, bootdisk, and gipyelrah [411/1929] have team battled Satoshi, PocketKiller, and Brainiac [1659/2067] and lost! 1 day, 19:33:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 06:26:17] GilbertErik [232/530] has come upon Brainiac [218/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:25:48 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[01/21/17 09:01:17] bootdisk, Brainiac, and halomademeapc [433/1481] have team battled PersonalJ, Agent86, and gipyelrah [507/2381] and lost! 0 days, 07:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 07:49:57] Brainiac was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:54:59 from level 67.
[01/23/17 05:56:13] brycec [357/738] has challenged Brainiac [95/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:33:16 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/24/17 08:22:59] PersonalJ [99/802] has come upon Brainiac [520/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:06:11 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[01/24/17 21:45:20] Jareeta [870/1104] has come upon Brainiac [121/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:09 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[01/25/17 17:17:45] canton7 [462/706] has challenged Brainiac [368/701] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:35:59 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/25/17 21:46:10] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:24 towards level 67.
[01/26/17 18:49:38] JackTheRipper [58/174] has challenged Brainiac [325/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to JackTheRipper's clock.
[01/26/17 22:08:19] religion [159/174] has challenged Brainiac [201/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to religion's clock.
[01/28/17 05:24:32] basepi [806/842] has come upon Brainiac [315/701] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:05:13 is removed from basepi's clock.
[01/29/17 00:46:20] Bradicus [270/636] has challenged Brainiac [428/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:02 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[01/29/17 08:53:14] Cameron_D, ville, and MetaNova [188/2483] have team battled Fluttershy, Brainiac, and Tzic [1722/2428] and lost! 2 days, 10:45:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/17 18:01:03] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:44:25 towards level 67.
[01/29/17 18:01:48] Brainiac bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:46:44 from level 67.
[01/30/17 06:21:21] Brainiac [365/701] has challenged halomademeapc [323/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:44:28 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/31/17 01:19:11] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:02:51 towards level 67.
[01/31/17 04:07:39] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:46 towards level 67.
[01/31/17 05:16:44] Brainiac sharpened the edge of his weapon! Brainiac's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/17 01:07:00] Asara, Babar, and eva42 [1439/3359] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Brainiac, and kork [1266/1281] and won! 3 days, 01:28:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 08:47:00] Heisenberg [104/848] has challenged Brainiac [463/727] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:32:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/03/17 13:42:43] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:42 towards level 67.
[02/03/17 15:07:30] Brainiac [87/727] has come upon dindinx [284/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:19:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/03/17 22:00:04] Brainiac [35/727] has challenged Evrial [80/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/05/17 06:35:39] kenyon, Brainiac, and AbacusAvenger [745/2831] have team battled MetaNova, Pici, and stonehammer [1569/2105] and lost! 1 day, 14:52:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/17 13:34:02] glook, Zoddo, and Brainiac [551/1960] have team battled sasaniak, kline, and IdleMaster [108/1408] and won! 1 day, 03:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 20:32:10] everbrew, Brainiac, and Pithlit [75/1973] have team battled Milquetoast, J, and Misza [744/2046] and lost! 1 day, 09:32:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 23:25:36] Furry [342/662] has challenged Brainiac [327/727] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:09:11 is removed from Furry's clock.
[02/07/17 20:52:11] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:16 towards level 67.
[02/21/17 07:18:10] Brainiac [398/727] has challenged Bradicus [308/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:06:08 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/21/17 16:21:04] Taffer [266/683] has challenged Brainiac [600/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/22/17 05:36:15] woonack, himuraken, and RBecker [1358/1771] have team battled max, Brainiac, and kline [1162/1855] and won! 0 days, 18:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 22:29:48] CornFly [372/932] has come upon Brainiac [708/727] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:18:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/23/17 04:32:29] Majak [211/532] has challenged Brainiac [118/727] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:55:28 is removed from Majak's clock.
[02/25/17 15:28:15] Brainiac [122/727] has come upon SirMonkeybox [381/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:17 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/26/17 01:52:53] Satoshi, Brainiac, and Cameron_D [376/2908] have team battled pfoley, Woona, and tmberg [2052/2374] and lost! 0 days, 22:05:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 17:00:05] MadMan [441/788] has challenged Brainiac [30/727] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:32:54 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/26/17 19:34:23] Brainiac EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:04 from level 67.
[02/27/17 00:34:40] Brainiac [10/727] has come upon Ironhoof [257/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:33 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/27/17 02:02:45] Brainiac [146/727] has challenged Mirc0p [389/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:40 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/27/17 14:15:31] Brainiac EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:33 from level 67.
[02/28/17 18:16:24] Brainiac [432/727] has come upon pants [564/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/01/17 09:19:51] pfoley [449/641] has challenged Brainiac [565/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:15 is added to pfoley's clock.
[03/02/17 08:13:36] El_Sobaka [307/309] has challenged Brainiac [576/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/02/17 17:45:01] canton7, Majak, and Heisenberg [1909/1951] have team battled XJR-9, Brainiac, and woonack [616/1855] and won! 0 days, 12:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 12:21:18] khmerboy, dindinx, and soltys [1323/1545] have team battled kline, Brainiac, and TauPan [236/1409] and won! 0 days, 07:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/17 14:43:34] Brainiac [579/727] has challenged Bokkie [308/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:23 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[03/04/17 18:59:01] Furry [29/641] has come upon Brainiac [668/727] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:24:28 is added to Furry's clock.
[03/05/17 10:10:36] Brainiac [169/727] has challenged SN4T14 [477/743] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/06/17 11:04:02] Adar, J, and unicron [965/1776] have team battled Brainiac, SchrodingersScat, and stonehammer [139/2392] and won! 0 days, 18:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 06:22:06] Brainiac [366/727] has come upon vuffie [246/257] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:21:52 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/12/17 06:38:13] kenyon [362/904] has challenged Brainiac [381/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:08 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/13/17 16:47:24] GilbertErik [603/674] has challenged Brainiac [511/727] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:08:46 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[04/14/17 18:20:03] gollum, Socks, and manish17xxx [101/1298] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Brainiac, and sbp [1944/1990] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/17 10:44:16] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:51:23 towards level 68.
[04/16/17 16:24:35] master_j [212/644] has challenged Brainiac [511/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:48:38 is added to master_j's clock.
[04/16/17 20:14:34] Brainiac [267/727] has come upon manish17xxx [44/392] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:04:04 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/17/17 20:37:47] rharwood [124/632] has challenged Brainiac [599/727] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:37:22 is added to rharwood's clock.
[04/18/17 01:39:34] Opie [744/776] has challenged Brainiac [392/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:30:20 is removed from Opie's clock.
[04/18/17 15:16:05] Heisenberg, Brainiac, and qbit [570/2244] have team battled vrillusions, kork, and dodobrain [1801/2151] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 01:48:22] neurospex [754/1192] has challenged Brainiac [516/727] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:59:41 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/20/17 17:03:55] blind, droogie, and damyan [1723/2786] have team battled Evrial, Brainiac, and RBecker [32/2190] and won! 0 days, 20:42:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 02:06:09] basepi [140/860] has challenged Brainiac [183/727] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:53:41 is added to basepi's clock.
[04/21/17 13:10:18] Brainiac [475/727] has challenged Eldoreth [683/741] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:44:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/21/17 22:25:16] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:34 towards level 68.
[04/22/17 09:08:28] SirMonkeybox, Xethron, and Eldoreth [2171/2493] have team battled Atan, Brainiac, and idlerpgww [171/1586] and won! 1 day, 01:38:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/17 22:52:24] DrOfBaconNomics [894/1036] has come upon Brainiac [285/727] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:50:55 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/23/17 01:22:23] Brainiac [239/727] has come upon Tzic [646/866] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:53:06 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/23/17 17:12:31] Brainiac [127/727] has come upon MrGlass [617/793] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:51:40 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/23/17 21:02:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 9 days, 16:11:07 toward level 68.
[04/24/17 23:49:36] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:20:00 towards level 68.
[04/26/17 14:34:59] Lim [194/278] has challenged Brainiac [468/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Lim's clock.
[04/27/17 18:16:00] Brainiac broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:12:10 from level 68.
[04/27/17 19:15:18] Majak [67/534] has come upon Brainiac [62/727] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 07:12:24 is removed from Majak's clock.
[04/28/17 05:18:15] neurospex, Ironhoof, and damyan [995/3345] have team battled ruan, Brainiac, and mordac [1638/2089] and lost! 1 day, 04:54:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/17 14:22:38] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:01 towards level 68.
[04/29/17 03:11:59] Brainiac fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:35:43 from level 68.
[04/30/17 07:38:06] Cameron_D [1257/1442] has come upon Brainiac [260/727] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:01:57 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[05/01/17 16:17:21] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:46:34 from level 68.
[05/01/17 20:06:36] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:40:32 towards level 68.
[05/02/17 00:06:48] soltys [520/692] has come upon Brainiac [260/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:48:44 is removed from soltys's clock.
[06/06/17 15:18:32] chadi [109/437] has come upon Brainiac [65/727] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:04:49 is removed from chadi's clock.
[06/08/17 05:49:11] Zaratustra [763/1150] has challenged Brainiac [695/726] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:41 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/08/17 22:00:44] Brainiac, D.Va, and double [2020/2075] have team battled popey, MJ94, and sjums_the_great [1525/1708] and won! 2 days, 20:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 03:36:22] SudoKing, Pici, and Globalirc [794/2451] have team battled Brainiac, WallIdl, and borsin [1572/2004] and lost! 2 days, 14:44:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 13:22:43] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:55 towards level 68.
[06/10/17 19:44:31] RistoUuranmaki, blizgerg, and Brainiac [2427/2583] have team battled Misza, RedW, and X-Ray [1959/2162] and won! 5 days, 12:36:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 16:51:19] Brainiac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:39:09 from level 68.
[06/12/17 09:45:06] Brainiac spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Brainiac's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/17 14:09:00] Doctor [747/961] has challenged Brainiac [149/716] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:25:53 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[06/14/17 05:12:46] max, Socks, and everbrew [1743/2047] have team battled Brainiac, osannatas, and Milquetoast [1469/2242] and won! 1 day, 05:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 06:30:00] Evrial, Mirc0p, and FakeWizard [2120/2126] have team battled Virtual, Brainiac, and kenyon [194/2063] and won! 0 days, 10:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 07:48:21] Brainiac [416/716] has come upon ville [260/656] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:56:40 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/15/17 14:16:31] Brainiac [267/716] has challenged popey [276/363] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:02 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/15/17 18:21:30] SlowRiot, ville, and Ironhoof [1737/2706] have team battled SpikeX, vrillusions, and Brainiac [504/2069] and won! 0 days, 19:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 11:46:22] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:41 towards level 68.
[06/18/17 05:56:02] FakeWizard [573/887] has come upon Brainiac [383/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:12 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/19/17 23:33:24] petrichor [895/1031] has challenged Brainiac [196/716] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:23:45 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[06/20/17 11:25:12] bl4ckscor3 [28/518] has come upon Brainiac [125/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:40:04 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/21/17 04:01:12] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:59:13 from level 68.
[06/21/17 22:33:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 8 days, 22:05:49 toward level 68.
[06/24/17 07:08:40] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:33 towards level 68.
[06/24/17 17:36:04] Ironhoof [326/1108] has challenged Brainiac [415/716] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:40:05 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[06/25/17 10:30:22] Brainiac [205/716] has challenged unicron [435/785] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/26/17 02:15:29] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:39:54 towards level 69.
[06/26/17 20:19:54] mordac, awgh, and sjefen6 [1376/1891] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Torgeir, and Brainiac [781/1690] and won! 1 day, 02:32:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 06:56:24] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:48:09 towards level 69.
[06/27/17 15:32:19] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:01:38 from level 69.
[06/28/17 00:55:02] lipek, Brainiac, Syloq, and rxcomm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/17 08:50:40] bigjay [557/1082] has come upon Brainiac [75/716] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:07:12 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[06/28/17 23:39:21] Torgeir, PiotrekD, and Gatewayy [51/1850] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Tenorman, and Brainiac [651/2706] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 12:26:47] Ephod [63/447] has challenged Brainiac [412/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/30/17 16:35:14] Brainiac [163/716] has challenged borsin [399/719] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:35:32 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/01/17 09:32:16] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:50:52 from level 69.
[07/01/17 11:56:25] dan [136/396] has challenged Brainiac [404/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to dan's clock.
[07/01/17 18:43:52] kenyon, sigmg, and J [704/1696] have team battled Heisenberg, bootdisk, and Brainiac [1881/2330] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/17 03:01:50] XenGi, Mrs.BigHead, and pfoley [256/2182] have team battled Brainiac, Opie, and SirMonkeybox [744/2493] and lost! 1 day, 00:41:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/17 08:40:03] Brainiac broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:04:10 from level 69.
[07/07/17 13:50:26] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:57:48 towards level 69.
[07/07/17 17:11:02] Brainiac was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:05:44 from level 69.
[07/07/17 21:12:31] Brainiac, JensRex, and hhes [362/1981] have team battled holloway, Gizmokid2005, and Mateusz [1455/2459] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 04:40:44] dindinx, Brainiac, eva42, and osannatas have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/17 06:37:49] Hydrogenum, blizgerg, and ncarl747 [16/2270] have team battled elf, Aeyaneron, and Brainiac [620/2174] and lost! 3 days, 19:49:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 14:00:38] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:53:13 towards level 69.
[07/09/17 20:34:47] Brainiac, stvc, wulk, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/17 11:13:10] Brainiac [375/716] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [286/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:31:44 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/12/17 03:27:08] Nofew [1071/1125] has come upon Brainiac [156/716] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:46:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/12/17 14:38:34] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:14 towards level 69.
[07/13/17 05:23:59] Brainiac [577/716] has challenged kenyon [192/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:11:39 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/13/17 22:43:33] Brainiac [463/716] has come upon tmberg [12/880] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:27:38 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/15/17 09:28:45] mustek [96/235] has challenged Brainiac [153/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to mustek's clock.
[07/18/17 05:54:58] Brainiac [603/716] has come upon sjefen6 [117/414] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:38:30 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/18/17 09:46:10] SynthesizerPatel, IdleMaster, and csssuf [738/2013] have team battled Brainiac, brycec, and mordac [290/2414] and won! 0 days, 08:06:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 03:05:36] Geela [145/178] has challenged Brainiac [174/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/20/17 04:04:31] bootdisk [277/662] has come upon Brainiac [537/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:32 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[07/20/17 08:58:36] stvc [1/437] has come upon Brainiac [159/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:29:47 is added to stvc's clock.
[07/21/17 00:47:40] dodobrain [111/851] has come upon Brainiac [615/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:32:14 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[07/24/17 08:53:48] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:19 from level 69.
[07/25/17 14:14:25] pixelate [121/476] has come upon Brainiac [95/716] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:07:40 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[07/27/17 18:12:32] Brainiac [142/716] has challenged Evrial [421/666] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/28/17 17:11:58] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:14:22 towards level 70.
[07/29/17 11:58:53] Brainiac, Firien, J, and ruan have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 13:31:41] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:17 towards level 70.
[07/29/17 15:23:15] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:58:43 from level 70.
[07/29/17 19:38:25] Brainiac [222/716] has challenged xa [135/471] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:16:46 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/29/17 21:38:45] Brainiac [595/716] has challenged kline [413/463] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:50:39 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/30/17 17:26:03] Misza [303/1120] has come upon Brainiac [269/716] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:18:13 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/30/17 18:42:07] Sundance [540/717] has challenged Brainiac [360/716] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:58:01 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[08/01/17 03:03:08] meffe [115/148] has challenged Brainiac [579/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to meffe's clock.
[08/01/17 15:06:06] Lemelisk [29/1065] has come upon Brainiac [128/716] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:44:49 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/02/17 06:52:27] Brainiac [680/716] has challenged os-5185 [280/370] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:29:56 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/02/17 16:21:49] Brainiac slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Brainiac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/17 07:56:47] Brainiac [657/711] has challenged Skyie [595/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:11:01 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/03/17 23:40:26] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:56:50 towards level 70.
[08/04/17 16:02:22] Brainiac [556/711] has challenged Pogor [189/394] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:46:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/05/17 05:08:46] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:19 from level 70.
[08/05/17 06:35:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 10 days, 17:34:06 toward level 70.
[08/06/17 10:09:31] Brainiac [153/711] has challenged Pici [445/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/07/17 18:23:45] Gatewayy [180/820] has come upon Brainiac [367/711] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:15:20 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[08/08/17 04:36:12] Mateusz [466/836] has come upon Brainiac [423/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:24:08 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[08/08/17 16:59:00] Ttech, J, and Boohbah [2338/2813] have team battled sasaniak, Brainiac, and kenyon [1526/1901] and won! 1 day, 01:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 19:23:30] Brainiac [416/711] has challenged V`ger [57/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:43:17 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/09/17 20:54:41] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:35 from level 70.
[08/10/17 12:26:17] Killerkid [241/682] has challenged Brainiac [369/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:22 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/10/17 23:25:41] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:32 towards level 70.
[08/11/17 11:43:30] wulk [52/450] has come upon Brainiac [330/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:59 is added to wulk's clock.
[08/12/17 13:32:19] Psilocybe, Brainiac, and IdleMaster [484/1998] have team battled Ttech, dodobrain, and SpikeX [355/2814] and won! 0 days, 05:09:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 10:08:41] Brainiac [629/711] has challenged jstg [441/696] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/13/17 12:43:41] Brainiac fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Brainiac's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/17 04:41:31] Brainiac [208/707] has challenged shymega [189/569] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:41:49 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/23/17 23:25:48] Brainiac [350/707] has challenged Euronur [2/692] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:03:14 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/24/17 08:24:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 3 days, 23:34:40 toward level 71.
[08/24/17 09:45:31] Brainiac [205/707] has come upon Zaratustra [1082/1104] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:28:26 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/24/17 19:20:34] Brainiac got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:22:27 from level 71.
[08/25/17 09:32:56] Boulder [63/290] has challenged Brainiac [576/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Boulder's clock.
[08/26/17 14:06:31] James-T-Kirk [0/20] has challenged Brainiac [93/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to James-T-Kirk's clock.
[08/27/17 12:07:21] Brainiac [602/707] has come upon unicron [663/739] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:20:01 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/27/17 20:25:27] manish17xxx, adamchainz, and Brainiac [1347/1841] have team battled Virtual, Eldoreth, and sigmg [1331/2037] and won! 0 days, 06:09:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 10:44:04] popey [67/365] has challenged Brainiac [683/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:17:12 is added to popey's clock.
[08/28/17 20:26:29] Brainiac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:34:30 from level 71.
[08/29/17 00:41:12] jamesl [95/335] has come upon Brainiac [423/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:13 is added to jamesl's clock.
[08/30/17 08:23:31] david [194/239] has challenged Brainiac [673/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to david's clock.
[09/01/17 04:01:43] Darky [517/916] has come upon Brainiac [422/715] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:12:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/01/17 06:37:25] zid [343/879] has come upon Brainiac [471/715] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:15:52 is added to zid's clock.
[09/02/17 02:02:12] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:56:08 towards level 71.
[09/02/17 11:16:22] Brainiac [148/715] has challenged grooverider [56/1147] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:08:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/05/17 00:18:37] Atan [213/534] has come upon Brainiac [94/715] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:39:08 is removed from Atan's clock.
[09/05/17 18:11:20] Brainiac [696/715] has come upon droogie [350/812] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:02:23 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/07/17 00:05:50] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:51:56 from level 71.
[09/07/17 07:47:21] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:20:08 from level 71.
[09/07/17 14:02:03] Brainiac [453/715] has come upon LegendaryQ [86/465] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:20:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/08/17 02:38:22] lipek [845/1187] has challenged Brainiac [580/715] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:40 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/08/17 08:06:46] sasaniak [213/479] has come upon Brainiac [373/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:19:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/08/17 18:38:19] himuraken, darkmage, and Dork_Knight [135/2273] have team battled hhes, Brainiac, and vypr [1094/1400] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/17 09:28:51] Boohbah, tspange, and Fluttershy [1657/2404] have team battled elbie, Birdbones, and Brainiac [616/2440] and won! 0 days, 21:32:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 01:11:48] vypr [196/203] has challenged Brainiac [625/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to vypr's clock.
[09/12/17 02:54:19] Mars [540/597] has challenged Brainiac [23/715] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:03:18 is removed from Mars's clock.
[09/12/17 03:10:48] Globalirc [405/731] has come upon Brainiac [592/715] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:19:38 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/13/17 20:31:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 4 days, 10:43:39 toward level 71.
[09/14/17 22:58:29] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:08 towards level 71.
[09/15/17 02:02:51] Brainiac saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:08 from level 71.
[09/15/17 03:15:47] Boulder [241/461] has challenged Brainiac [510/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Boulder's clock.
[09/15/17 20:09:11] fattrat [20/1215] has challenged Brainiac [573/715] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:07:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/16/17 01:12:21] Brainiac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:28:31 from level 71.
[09/16/17 14:18:15] valdur55 [363/707] has challenged Brainiac [682/715] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to valdur55's clock.
[09/17/17 12:48:03] Asara, AncalagonThBlack, and Brainiac [1317/2541] have team battled vrillusions, IndigoTiger, and J [1890/2814] and lost! 2 days, 11:25:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/17 14:43:59] kork, Brainiac, and J [1604/1739] have team battled freeboson, Mars, and theZoMBiE [333/2324] and won! 2 days, 02:02:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/17 20:28:56] Eldoreth [346/886] has challenged Brainiac [408/715] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:21:48 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/18/17 00:09:38] Cameron_D, Hydrogenum, and loomysh [1994/2393] have team battled RBecker, Brainiac, and kline [908/1884] and won! 0 days, 16:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/17 01:06:32] Brainiac [696/715] has come upon loomysh [148/477] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:28:55 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/19/17 04:17:22] AncalagonThBlack [433/658] has come upon Brainiac [602/715] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:20:54 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/21/17 01:22:25] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:37 towards level 71.
[09/21/17 07:20:23] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:52 towards level 71.
[09/21/17 20:44:47] Brainiac [198/715] has come upon WallIdl [724/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:36:54 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/24/17 16:35:32] Brainiac [100/715] has challenged IdleBot [1629/1712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:28 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/24/17 18:22:14] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:42 towards level 71.
[09/25/17 02:02:36] Python [172/271] has challenged Brainiac [592/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Python's clock.
[09/25/17 16:55:08] keepermurf [391/939] has come upon Brainiac [354/715] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:00:40 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[10/02/17 14:12:10] Brainiac reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Brainiac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/17 01:10:36] Brainiac [555/721] has come upon sigmg [509/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:34:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/06/17 01:20:19] noother [12/669] has challenged Brainiac [7/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from noother's clock.
[10/06/17 20:01:14] Brainiac [423/721] has challenged Realmy [1030/1043] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/07/17 07:14:48] Brainiac [151/721] has challenged ruan [363/751] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:41:59 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/08/17 00:09:19] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:05:58 towards level 72.
[10/08/17 02:21:01] bootdisk [127/823] has challenged Brainiac [386/730] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:24:01 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/09/17 05:01:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 40 days, 19:12:51 toward level 72.
[10/10/17 12:03:47] ToHellWithGA [241/450] has come upon Brainiac [217/730] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:06:35 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/10/17 14:24:36] mwhahaha [88/640] has come upon Brainiac [365/730] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:33:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/10/17 18:49:45] Brainiac [479/730] has come upon PiotrekD [651/673] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:42:30 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/11/17 04:57:03] Chuck, crysys, and JensRex [1212/2329] have team battled Mirc0p, xit, and Brainiac [1762/2018] and lost! 0 days, 08:23:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/17 18:57:53] Brainiac [519/730] has challenged Boulder [428/482] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:42:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/13/17 21:03:18] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:33 towards level 72.
[10/14/17 01:26:07] Brainiac broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:06:40 from level 72.
[10/14/17 11:08:58] loomysh [421/480] has come upon Brainiac [331/730] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:21:48 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[10/15/17 03:01:19] Boohbah [715/763] has come upon Brainiac [588/730] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:37:43 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[10/15/17 05:16:33] borsin [261/733] has challenged Brainiac [122/730] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:10:33 is removed from borsin's clock.
[10/15/17 10:36:13] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:10:26 towards level 72.
[10/16/17 16:27:54] yano [17/656] has challenged Brainiac [26/730] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:14:10 is added to yano's clock.
[10/17/17 07:30:09] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:56 towards level 72.
[10/18/17 09:25:27] Brainiac [416/730] has challenged SpikeX [267/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:14 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/19/17 04:17:02] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:43 from level 72.
[10/20/17 10:02:04] agrajag, Brainiac, and droogie [475/2435] have team battled hannesenator, holloway, and brycec [1574/2775] and lost! 2 days, 20:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/17 06:07:22] Dalai [16/297] has challenged Brainiac [33/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/22/17 04:30:43] Brainiac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:05:41 towards level 72.
[10/22/17 06:39:35] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:16 towards level 72.
[10/23/17 05:07:23] Birdbones, Brainiac, and exa [1419/2058] have team battled at0m, RistoUuranmaki, and AbrahamLinksys [1532/1672] and lost! 0 days, 23:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 16:09:56] elbie [33/773] has come upon Brainiac [533/730] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:38:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/24/17 12:52:38] Khorne [368/596] has come upon Brainiac [47/730] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:57 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/24/17 17:56:08] canton7 [476/815] has come upon Brainiac [106/730] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:01:25 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/24/17 22:25:19] x0 [42/290] has challenged Brainiac [528/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to x0's clock.
[10/25/17 01:56:54] wulk, Milquetoast, and WallIdl [841/2396] have team battled Brainiac, fattrat, and Boohbah [2085/2685] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 19:39:08] dax, Brainiac, and CornFly [221/2137] have team battled Lnk, brycec, and Eldoreth [1729/2311] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/17 02:13:15] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:18:41 from level 72.
[10/27/17 10:32:29] Bradicus [87/671] has challenged Brainiac [680/730] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:07:29 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[10/28/17 15:06:58] crysys [173/393] has challenged Brainiac [446/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/29/17 04:18:51] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:15 towards level 72.
[10/29/17 09:50:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 2 days, 15:35:48 toward level 72.
[10/29/17 12:03:39] Gatewayy, kenyon, and fattrat [2762/2771] have team battled RBecker, Brainiac, and Nistur [1636/1886] and won! 2 days, 08:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/17 23:09:48] ilbelkyr [8/16] has challenged Brainiac [611/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[10/30/17 14:00:58] dodobrain [834/842] has come upon Brainiac [378/730] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:09:52 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[10/31/17 03:07:07] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:45 towards level 72.
[10/31/17 05:16:17] tycoon177, theemstra, and Brainiac [860/1974] have team battled CoolChris, LordH, and Dalai [1012/1924] and lost! 0 days, 22:50:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 13:10:45] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:43 towards level 72.
[11/02/17 08:38:38] Brainiac, CornFly, and osannatas [484/2494] have team battled sunri5e, SchrodingersScat, and elf [2281/2289] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/17 17:43:11] Brainiac [308/730] has challenged IdleMaster [362/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/03/17 03:46:34] Frogging101 [345/575] has challenged Brainiac [152/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:52 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[11/03/17 12:22:16] Brainiac lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:05 from level 72.
[11/04/17 09:56:31] darkmage [204/1020] has challenged Brainiac [313/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:07:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/04/17 14:46:58] bigjay [859/1122] has come upon Brainiac [690/730] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:27:01 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[11/05/17 11:27:14] J [225/510] has come upon Brainiac [631/730] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:49:49 is added to J's clock.
[11/05/17 21:59:30] Brainiac [257/735] has challenged Realmy [411/1051] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/06/17 14:16:24] Brainiac [437/735] has challenged ToHellWithGA [173/450] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:07:24 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/09/17 14:56:40] Brainiac [5/735] has come upon xa [451/598] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:57:21 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/09/17 14:56:56] Brainiac [529/735] has come upon xa [432/598] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:42:22 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/10/17 06:26:45] Brainiac, Crazycatlady, and droogie [1234/2208] have team battled dindinx, theemstra, and Syloq [535/1719] and won! 4 days, 07:27:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 08:13:51] J [140/510] has come upon Brainiac [619/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:44:42 is added to J's clock.
[11/13/17 09:47:54] Brainiac [122/735] has come upon Zaratustra [457/1097] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:19:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/13/17 15:00:26] Atan [11/621] has come upon Brainiac [649/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:34 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/14/17 15:49:01] lipek, coco, and IdleMaster [454/2188] have team battled elf, Brainiac, and ncarl747 [210/2483] and won! 0 days, 10:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 18:58:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 35 days, 10:20:41 toward level 73.
[11/15/17 19:20:05] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:48 towards level 73.
[11/17/17 04:43:55] Dalai, Bkid, and codedeeply [638/2124] have team battled Frogging101, IdleMaster, and Brainiac [192/1923] and won! 0 days, 00:17:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 01:21:06] Bkid [55/788] has come upon Brainiac [633/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:05:53 is added to Bkid's clock.
[11/18/17 11:31:33] Nofew [811/1223] has come upon Brainiac [95/735] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:39:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/19/17 01:18:47] Brainiac [678/735] has come upon glorgamitch [86/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:41:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/19/17 02:59:47] pfoley [156/641] has challenged Brainiac [423/735] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:51:49 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/19/17 03:51:01] Lnk, Crazycatlady, and grooverider [1666/2492] have team battled Brainiac, meffe, and fattrat [1006/2452] and won! 1 day, 02:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 08:59:07] Milquetoast [324/963] has come upon Brainiac [678/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/20/17 21:07:45] Brainiac had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:41 towards level 73.
[11/21/17 15:10:50] awgh [112/823] has come upon Brainiac [479/735] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:56:59 is added to awgh's clock.
[11/22/17 14:26:49] Crazycatlady [124/643] has challenged Brainiac [730/735] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/23/17 14:47:53] Euronur [101/734] has come upon Brainiac [292/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:54:31 is added to Euronur's clock.
[11/24/17 06:42:01] sunri5e [382/566] has challenged Brainiac [474/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:13:57 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[11/24/17 12:44:05] Brainiac [194/735] has challenged Geela [43/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:58:10 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/24/17 14:44:44] JuanMaestro [534/715] has challenged Brainiac [724/735] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:43:45 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/24/17 21:21:37] holloway [598/791] has come upon Brainiac [228/735] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:59:51 is removed from holloway's clock.
[11/24/17 22:19:22] Dalai [385/547] has come upon Brainiac [269/735] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:34 is removed from Dalai's clock.
[11/25/17 02:09:29] himuraken, vox, and MrGlass [1438/2920] have team battled Avon, loomysh, and Brainiac [2224/2471] and lost! 6 days, 15:30:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 04:44:18] Brainiac got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:06 from level 73.
[11/28/17 22:30:47] Brainiac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:53 from level 73.
[11/30/17 00:08:19] Brainiac [298/738] has challenged CoolChris [244/486] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:50:38 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/30/17 11:43:57] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:11:47 from level 74.
[11/30/17 14:45:35] m [243/312] has challenged Brainiac [39/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from m's clock.
[12/02/17 21:47:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 18:29:38 from level 74.
[12/04/17 15:49:18] Brainiac [381/738] has come upon Boohbah [675/766] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:17:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/05/17 02:16:01] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:42:02 from level 74.
[12/05/17 06:04:47] manish17xxx, Brainiac, and neurospex [316/2556] have team battled yano, qbit, and MadMan [1199/2472] and lost! 0 days, 17:40:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 01:00:52] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:29:22 towards level 74.
[12/06/17 17:22:37] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:49:51 towards level 74.
[12/07/17 06:30:18] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:26:45 towards level 74.
[12/07/17 18:15:01] bigpig [14/18] has challenged Brainiac [578/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to bigpig's clock.
[12/07/17 23:28:25] Sundance, droogie, and Brainiac [1101/2337] have team battled adamchainz, damyan, and idisjunction [793/2264] and won! 1 day, 12:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 01:13:33] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:48:04 towards level 74.
[12/09/17 01:32:29] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:30:42 towards level 74.
[12/09/17 05:03:04] RedW, david, and Zoddo [2423/2561] have team battled Bkid, Brainiac, and Xenthys [1944/2386] and won! 0 days, 00:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 09:12:54] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:04:57 towards level 74.
[12/11/17 12:26:45] dwfreed, Sundance, and Brainiac [617/1950] have team battled Agent86, MrGlass, and os-5185 [550/2252] and won! 0 days, 12:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 08:14:33] dax [161/631] has challenged Brainiac [269/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to dax's clock.
[12/13/17 20:53:22] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:50:03 towards level 74.
[12/14/17 09:04:26] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:16:07 towards level 74.
[12/14/17 19:53:42] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:39:24 towards level 74.
[12/15/17 22:44:17] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:42:38 from level 74.
[12/16/17 16:52:15] Brainiac [42/738] has challenged LordH [308/1054] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:24:19 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/17/17 00:55:01] Brainiac [26/738] has challenged MadMan [104/1027] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:24:15 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/18/17 11:51:31] soltys [7/566] has come upon Brainiac [474/738] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:57:18 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/20/17 16:20:18] awgh [281/855] has come upon Brainiac [647/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:34 is added to awgh's clock.
[12/22/17 02:51:17] Brainiac, exa, and xayto [2140/2165] have team battled canton7, adamchainz, and unicron [1653/2158] and won! 0 days, 10:01:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 05:06:31] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:39:48 towards level 74.
[12/23/17 05:14:10] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:11 towards level 74.
[12/23/17 07:30:09] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:17:43 from level 74.
[12/23/17 19:42:44] Roxana [49/200] has challenged Brainiac [695/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/23/17 22:07:57] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:53 towards level 74.
[12/24/17 07:12:09] Brainiac [225/738] has come upon canton7 [376/786] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:51:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/25/17 07:14:33] Chuck [220/837] has come upon Brainiac [44/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:26 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/18/18 01:38:25] Brainiac [433/738] has challenged Crazycatlady [250/557] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:38:21 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/18/18 03:17:26] shandor, RedW, and pants [979/2508] have team battled PinkiePie, vrillusions, and Brainiac [589/2670] and won! 0 days, 16:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 15:51:40] Brainiac, MetaNova, and robox [1339/2474] have team battled m0shbear, sasaniak, and Sharky4 [343/1534] and won! 1 day, 01:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 20:48:44] IdleMaster [59/609] has come upon Brainiac [148/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:17 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/19/18 02:13:13] Brainiac spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Brainiac's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/18 06:34:51] moveax [109/501] has come upon Brainiac [422/727] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:08:28 is added to moveax's clock.
[01/20/18 10:52:35] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:02 towards level 74.
[01/20/18 13:58:47] Brainiac [568/727] has challenged grooverider [128/1202] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:42:10 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/20/18 13:58:47] Brainiac has dealt grooverider a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:46:19 is added to grooverider's clock.
[01/20/18 16:00:16] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:45:37 towards level 74.
[01/20/18 16:59:50] Brainiac [260/727] has challenged Zoddo [725/1128] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:41:11 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/21/18 20:02:33] Brainiac [70/727] has come upon manish17xxx [293/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:35:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/22/18 09:01:02] astropoint [86/276] has come upon Brainiac [488/727] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:24 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/22/18 11:22:49] ejai [170/305] has challenged Brainiac [275/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to ejai's clock.
[01/22/18 16:15:25] Nistur [10/469] has challenged Brainiac [523/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:55 is added to Nistur's clock.
[01/22/18 17:15:46] Brainiac [361/727] has challenged darkmage [459/1056] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:47:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/22/18 20:33:40] fattrat [860/1180] has come upon Brainiac [60/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:48:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/23/18 08:20:48] Bob [382/541] has challenged Brainiac [75/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:27:01 is removed from Bob's clock.
[01/23/18 19:31:34] awgh [793/865] has come upon Brainiac [387/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:29:41 is removed from awgh's clock.
[01/24/18 02:53:57] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:41 towards level 74.
[01/24/18 19:53:33] lakwatsero [178/310] has challenged Brainiac [619/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/24/18 23:57:10] agrajag [478/894] has come upon Brainiac [39/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:56:17 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[01/25/18 10:37:18] Brainiac [627/727] has challenged Gatewayy [737/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:15:49 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/25/18 14:29:08] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:59 towards level 74.
[01/27/18 02:43:20] soltys [486/564] has challenged Brainiac [381/727] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/27/18 06:51:13] speedmann [181/361] has challenged Brainiac [90/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from speedmann's clock.
[01/27/18 07:52:49] Brainiac [597/727] has challenged lakwatsero [273/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:14 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/28/18 19:06:09] Brainiac lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:22 from level 74.
[01/28/18 20:44:43] koyaan, Barry, and Brainiac [1500/1504] have team battled Birdbones, SpikeX, and elbie [226/2364] and won! 0 days, 05:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 07:59:12] bl4ckscor3 [269/558] has challenged Brainiac [597/727] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/30/18 09:20:58] Brainiac [298/727] has come upon Realmy [892/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:51:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/30/18 18:12:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 3 days, 18:38:25 toward level 74.
[01/31/18 06:24:47] Brainiac [284/727] has challenged speedmann [380/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/31/18 13:27:26] mordac, Marvin, and Brainiac [1415/1960] have team battled yano, SirMonkeybox, and cirdan [1772/2176] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/18 01:05:49] Brainiac grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:45 towards level 74.
[02/01/18 09:33:58] el [211/467] has challenged Brainiac [134/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:59:32 is removed from el's clock.
[02/02/18 05:40:47] Brainiac [324/727] has challenged qwerty [619/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:44 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/02/18 15:48:09] Brainiac [256/727] has challenged Geela [221/416] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/04/18 14:22:58] Brainiac, Sundance, and Atan [161/2002] have team battled TauPan, Lnk, and Killerkid [420/2023] and lost! 6 days, 04:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/18 03:12:19] codedeeply [269/837] has challenged Brainiac [54/727] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:30:38 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[02/06/18 10:41:34] Brainiac broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:22:33 from level 75.
[02/09/18 11:36:04] Brainiac [26/727] has challenged Lemelisk [507/1139] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:08:50 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/13/18 09:11:04] petrichor [879/1144] has challenged Brainiac [458/727] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:36:51 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[02/13/18 19:56:44] bozo [11/22] has challenged Brainiac [480/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to bozo's clock.
[02/14/18 06:24:46] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:00:30 towards level 75.
[02/15/18 13:09:09] Taffer, jamesl, and CornFly [1045/2164] have team battled D.Va, Brainiac, and lightstalker [963/1749] and won! 0 days, 11:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 01:19:19] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:30 towards level 75.
[02/16/18 07:37:04] Brainiac [253/727] has challenged crysys [577/633] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:26:54 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/16/18 11:25:01] canton7, Taffer, and Brainiac [1165/2235] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and uhmmm [1379/2667] and lost! 5 days, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 20:00:29] Khorne [547/1014] has come upon Brainiac [349/727] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:31:30 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/17/18 07:46:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 36 days, 11:29:53 toward level 75.
[02/17/18 18:07:36] Brainiac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:05 towards level 75.
[02/19/18 11:40:06] Brainiac met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:37:06 from level 75.
[02/19/18 20:15:10] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:32:46 towards level 75.
[02/20/18 02:14:25] Brainiac [64/727] has come upon Barry [230/403] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:32:52 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/20/18 04:12:11] valdur55 [837/864] has challenged Brainiac [464/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:06 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[02/20/18 13:57:35] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:08:29 towards level 75.
[02/20/18 16:07:11] Milquetoast, pfoley, and KeboDK [341/2514] have team battled Brainiac, kline, and Sharky4 [1306/1707] and lost! 1 day, 01:28:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 17:25:20] glorgamitch [641/702] has challenged Brainiac [726/727] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:02:02 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[03/02/18 06:36:31] MrGlass, woonack, and Brainiac [237/1968] have team battled xayto, Bradicus, and theemstra [1126/2193] and lost! 4 days, 10:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/18 12:49:04] Zye [822/835] has come upon Brainiac [53/727] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:11 is removed from Zye's clock.
[03/03/18 01:16:02] Ais [54/361] has challenged Brainiac [345/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Ais's clock.
[03/04/18 12:45:47] sbp [556/573] has challenged Brainiac [423/727] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:17:38 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/05/18 02:53:36] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:52:34 towards level 75.
[03/05/18 11:17:10] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:04 towards level 75.
[03/05/18 14:09:32] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:48:46 from level 75.
[03/05/18 18:35:35] Brainiac [398/727] has come upon Sundance [107/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:07:35 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[03/05/18 21:45:13] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:39:36 towards level 75.
[03/06/18 12:21:27] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:58 towards level 75.
[03/06/18 22:35:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 10 days, 11:43:46 toward level 75.
[03/07/18 04:16:15] Brainiac, Geela, and robox [1728/1954] have team battled Milquetoast, acolarh, and MrGlass [101/2035] and won! 0 days, 19:25:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 07:14:45] Brainiac [187/729] has challenged ohnx [969/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:33 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/08/18 10:15:47] Brainiac [570/729] has challenged unicron [634/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:42 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/08/18 19:14:29] Fluttershy [283/1058] has challenged Brainiac [691/729] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:26:12 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[03/10/18 05:08:55] Brainiac set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:27 from level 75.
[03/10/18 05:30:23] ToHellWithGA [277/793] has challenged Brainiac [111/729] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:12:49 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/10/18 07:44:39] elbie, IdleMaster, and Brainiac [293/2278] have team battled theemstra, jrosmith, and rxcomm [1012/2192] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 14:22:14] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:28 towards level 75.
[03/12/18 09:40:00] Cypher [470/1129] has challenged Brainiac [728/732] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:14:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/12/18 11:22:46] m4dc0w [116/254] has challenged Brainiac [681/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/12/18 11:48:16] Brainiac [205/732] has challenged RBecker [565/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:25 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/14/18 00:05:28] Tenorman [891/1033] has come upon Brainiac [621/732] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 14:44:08 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/14/18 14:50:02] Brainiac [77/732] has challenged IdleMaster [622/755] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/14/18 15:38:10] freeboson, Brainiac, and PinkiePie [1197/2407] have team battled Luamil, sigmg, and AncalagonThBlack [576/1861] and won! 3 days, 12:20:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 22:06:21] Cypher, basepi, and PinkiePie [1018/2920] have team battled damyan, dax, and Brainiac [1637/2246] and lost! 2 days, 13:22:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 03:57:45] apiw, Zaratustra, and awgh [242/2787] have team battled Brainiac, unicron, and Agent86 [876/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 05:26:16] ishanyx, yano, and Mars [575/2037] have team battled jrosmith, Brainiac, and Nistur [1162/1729] and lost! 1 day, 12:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/18 00:05:48] SpikeX, Brainiac, and bavi [1706/1950] have team battled el, TauPan, and MJ94 [546/1897] and won! 0 days, 03:10:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 01:29:36] yano, LukeLR, and Atan [241/1753] have team battled Brainiac, JensRex, and zifnab06 [1427/2379] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/18 16:25:36] greekman, ToHellWithGA, and zifnab06 [1566/1740] have team battled Brainiac, sigmg, and Sixbierehomme [419/2164] and won! 0 days, 23:46:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 10:18:18] niko [76/306] has challenged Brainiac [330/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to niko's clock.
[03/23/18 13:47:48] Ais, RedW, and NRKist [563/1633] have team battled LordH, Brainiac, and pants [1324/2620] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/18 11:16:13] Brainiac [23/732] has come upon elbie [86/809] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:21:47 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/25/18 18:27:00] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:10:46 towards level 76.
[03/26/18 12:45:01] Brainiac [411/732] has challenged elf [629/1029] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:27:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/28/18 21:07:53] Iri [38/478] has come upon Brainiac [418/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:31:01 is added to Iri's clock.
[03/29/18 13:55:00] Globalirc, AbacusAvenger, and Brainiac [384/2371] have team battled Andries, Khorne, and RedW [296/2835] and won! 2 days, 05:41:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 18:32:58] agrajag [473/897] has come upon Brainiac [188/732] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:26:00 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[03/30/18 23:27:51] Brainiac left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Brainiac's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/18 10:07:38] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:51:33 towards level 76.
[03/31/18 13:57:32] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:34:23 towards level 76.
[04/01/18 12:49:56] Brainiac [638/703] has come upon vrillusions [151/1178] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:49:55 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/02/18 15:07:52] himuraken, speedmann, and Brainiac [1590/2198] have team battled Milquetoast, apiw, and LukeLR [1012/2128] and won! 0 days, 17:16:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 18:40:31] Killerkid, dax, and sunri5e [815/2359] have team battled Brainiac, dwfreed, and xayto [545/1970] and won! 4 days, 13:31:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 15:44:18] Brainiac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:04:03 towards level 76.
[04/07/18 02:11:23] Brainiac [554/703] has come upon fattrat [130/1195] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:54:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/07/18 21:33:22] Brainiac fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Brainiac's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/08/18 19:19:00] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:23:29 towards level 76.
[04/09/18 03:34:00] snql [50/137] has challenged Brainiac [659/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to snql's clock.
[04/09/18 14:57:27] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:58 towards level 76.
[04/10/18 08:49:11] Brainiac [543/699] has challenged pants [350/817] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:08:13 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/10/18 18:04:41] Brainiac reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Brainiac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/18 05:56:33] kork [228/302] has challenged Brainiac [52/703] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:04:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/11/18 18:10:20] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:17 towards level 76.
[04/12/18 09:51:23] TimWolla, Luamil, and Brady [952/1461] have team battled Brainiac, hoglahoo, and Gerdesas [1580/1926] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 04:38:36] Brainiac, Bradicus, and Flonk [1844/2187] have team battled hoglahoo, soltys, and grindhold [1016/1318] and won! 2 days, 10:19:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 08:50:53] Zaratustra, Atan, and cirdan [1294/2456] have team battled Brainiac, Zye, and vegadark [290/2500] and won! 0 days, 00:35:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 06:06:20] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:55:57 from level 76.
[04/14/18 06:36:52] sunri5e [222/670] has come upon Brainiac [612/703] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:12:19 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[04/15/18 12:04:22] holloway, Gerdesas, and Cypher [778/2619] have team battled Fluttershy, Brainiac, and HeavyPodda [2645/2785] and lost! 0 days, 11:34:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 03:37:37] Dork_Knight [90/800] has challenged Brainiac [516/703] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/16/18 14:52:15] Taffer, elf, and Brainiac [1074/2431] have team battled idlerpgww, elbie, and WooDy [984/1890] and won! 1 day, 16:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 05:46:54] Brainiac [93/703] has challenged Heisenberg [53/704] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:48:54 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/17/18 11:00:13] WallIdl, Brainiac, and HeavyPodda [580/2610] have team battled MetaNova, glorgamitch, and Cameron_D [1845/3460] and lost! 0 days, 22:08:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 23:06:25] Tor [73/467] has challenged Brainiac [464/703] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/18/18 22:00:58] Brainiac [283/703] has challenged dclaw123 [59/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:51 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/19/18 06:18:25] Brainiac [662/703] has come upon greekman [340/626] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:44:56 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/20/18 02:00:45] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:04 towards level 76.
[04/20/18 06:13:19] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:27 towards level 76.
[04/21/18 13:38:27] Brainiac [254/703] has challenged M00nsl47r [266/332] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:51:56 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/22/18 02:28:33] Brainiac [6/703] has challenged IdleBot [866/1900] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:14:23 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/22/18 20:08:16] Brainiac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:57:30 from level 77.
[04/23/18 00:55:22] Brainiac [697/703] has come upon damyan [409/904] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:37:47 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/23/18 17:58:14] abra0, idlerpgww, and Evrial [1068/2146] have team battled Brainiac, Luamil, and Cameron_D [854/2742] and won! 0 days, 19:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 14:21:33] Brainiac [517/703] has come upon damyan [621/884] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:53:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/26/18 05:06:55] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:27:51 towards level 77.
[04/26/18 06:20:35] Euronur [277/690] has come upon Brainiac [251/703] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:03:03 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[04/27/18 11:58:32] suterismus, LukeLR, and Geela [2070/2281] have team battled Brainiac, codedeeply, and JuanMaestro [2006/2287] and won! 0 days, 21:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/18 14:21:05] Brainiac [552/703] has challenged grindhold [157/292] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:43:58 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/27/18 21:44:32] Brainiac [464/703] has come upon Asara [644/1273] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:36:03 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/29/18 00:01:08] Brainiac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:42:59 from level 77.
[04/29/18 06:49:57] dclaw123, Brainiac, and Gizmokid2005 [1323/2637] have team battled ishanyx, bavi, and holloway [115/2072] and won! 3 days, 07:13:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/18 15:32:37] Brainiac, bigjay, and astropoint [1728/2626] have team battled niko, CompanionCube, and TauPan [1338/1347] and won! 0 days, 05:22:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 09:24:52] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:37:52 towards level 77.
[05/02/18 19:38:29] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:15:58 from level 77.
[05/04/18 12:22:14] lipek [417/1228] has challenged Brainiac [317/706] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:26:04 is removed from lipek's clock.
[05/04/18 20:59:50] Brainiac, Fluttershy, and Cameron_D [1735/3293] have team battled vrillusions, apiw, and bozo [115/2317] and won! 2 days, 22:34:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 04:10:22] loomysh, Brainiac, and Birdbones [683/2677] have team battled canton7, robox, and Agent86 [96/2293] and won! 4 days, 22:31:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 03:03:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 40 days, 18:34:44 from level 77.
[05/26/18 09:53:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 61 days, 16:31:26 toward level 77.
[05/26/18 13:46:10] Luamil [74/529] has come upon Brainiac [169/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:10:55 is added to Luamil's clock.
[05/27/18 02:16:16] Eldoreth, Brainiac, and ruan [703/2579] have team battled elf, Elgo, and mwhahaha [2341/2450] and lost! 5 days, 23:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/18 13:02:17] qwerty [16/647] has challenged Brainiac [352/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:19:22 is added to qwerty's clock.
[05/27/18 18:30:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 5 days, 17:13:48 toward level 77.
[05/28/18 12:10:16] kenyon [169/1219] has challenged Brainiac [650/706] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:23:51 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/28/18 19:12:47] Brainiac [348/706] has challenged PiotrekD [436/713] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:00:41 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/29/18 10:04:53] MrGlass [753/842] has come upon Brainiac [419/706] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:15:41 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/29/18 12:44:57] niko, Sixbierehomme, and Birdbones [1853/2516] have team battled Leetistan, xayto, and Brainiac [1602/1942] and won! 0 days, 15:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 17:59:11] elf, freeboson, and woonack [1673/2406] have team battled waffles, Brainiac, and wulk [208/1735] and won! 0 days, 21:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 13:10:11] Brainiac [101/706] has challenged lagertonne [411/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:41:11 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/27/18 05:15:41] adamus1red [522/530] has challenged Brainiac [166/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:49 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[09/27/18 08:56:40] Brainiac, gildarts, and Birdbones [552/2457] have team battled el, womblecat, and pants [2196/2443] and lost! 2 days, 08:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 09:29:59] D.Va, petrichor, and AbacusAvenger [403/2907] have team battled theZoMBiE, bebbet, and Brainiac [1390/1541] and lost! 4 days, 09:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/18 06:44:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 02:53:52 from level 77.
[10/01/18 20:54:34] apiw [604/747] has challenged Brainiac [184/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:47:16 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/02/18 14:16:50] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:08:42 from level 77.
[10/02/18 18:48:05] sheu [31/522] has come upon Brainiac [398/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:34:03 is added to sheu's clock.
[10/03/18 08:06:55] petrichor [1130/1258] has challenged Brainiac [423/706] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:43:09 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[10/04/18 06:12:35] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:22:05 towards level 77.
[10/05/18 05:53:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 19 days, 22:01:48 toward level 77.
[10/05/18 06:22:48] Brainiac [541/706] has challenged Khorne [237/1016] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:52:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/05/18 08:27:51] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:30:42 towards level 77.
[10/07/18 19:43:58] Brainiac [136/706] has challenged HellSpawn [148/409] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:14:53 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/08/18 09:48:43] Syloq [231/563] has challenged Brainiac [505/706] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:57:48 is added to Syloq's clock.
[10/09/18 01:18:00] basicMiracle, Sharky4, and dwfreed [841/1669] have team battled Brainiac, lipek, and brendan [2415/3319] and lost! 6 days, 01:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 19:36:50] Brainiac, elf, and Smith [2155/2171] have team battled DrJosh9000, CornFly, and Luamil [1960/2069] and won! 0 days, 13:24:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 22:01:45] Brainiac has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:12:27 from level 77.
[10/10/18 03:03:08] Brainiac [413/706] has challenged theZoMBiE [1/353] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:05:28 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/10/18 09:36:24] theZoMBiE [27/369] has challenged Brainiac [480/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/12/18 14:11:30] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:40 towards level 77.
[10/12/18 21:13:28] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:52:38 from level 77.
[10/13/18 00:12:09] wulk [150/533] has come upon Brainiac [383/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:22:31 is added to wulk's clock.
[10/13/18 07:23:47] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:56:52 towards level 77.
[10/13/18 16:31:46] womblecat [295/611] has challenged Brainiac [634/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:02 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/14/18 00:32:31] canton7 [507/699] has challenged Brainiac [254/706] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:40:48 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/14/18 02:57:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 1 day, 23:08:07 toward level 77.
[10/14/18 12:36:30] pants [645/927] has challenged Brainiac [164/706] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:33:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/14/18 13:00:06] sheu, rxcomm, Brainiac, and wulk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/18 06:56:54] psycho [4/349] has challenged Brainiac [246/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to psycho's clock.
[10/15/18 08:14:38] Brainiac [505/706] has come upon tmberg [242/1050] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:34:45 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/16/18 02:07:20] Sharky4 [578/714] has come upon Brainiac [531/706] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:36:26 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[10/16/18 14:07:09] CornFly, Brady, and TauPan [1804/2522] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Brainiac [321/1856] and won! 6 days, 12:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 19:54:41] Xenthys [382/518] has challenged Brainiac [457/706] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:59:42 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/16/18 23:52:16] CornFly, Crazycatlady, and simple [1694/2867] have team battled Brainiac, bobvador, and lipek [1698/2544] and lost! 5 days, 14:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 18:10:00] fattrat, ToHellWithGA, and kenyon [2290/3513] have team battled Ivusior, Brainiac, and D.Va [642/1592] and won! 2 days, 19:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 21:36:39] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:09:14 from level 77.
[10/19/18 09:15:49] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:45 towards level 77.
[10/20/18 02:27:59] Brainiac [6/706] has come upon apiw [49/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:40:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/20/18 14:24:32] Brainiac [36/706] has challenged Bradicus [676/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:15:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/20/18 15:43:31] xetarip, Roxana, and Gizmokid2005 [293/2451] have team battled waifu, waffles, and Brainiac [1511/1668] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/18 12:07:53] ishanyx, x0, and RedW [564/2073] have team battled Brainiac, WallIdl, and allo [735/1979] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 08:52:50] Atan, Brainiac, and xetarip [621/1486] have team battled himuraken, TimWolla, and Asara [2501/3014] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 10:10:15] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:14 towards level 77.
[10/23/18 01:44:37] Brainiac [639/706] has challenged Nistur [314/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:54:34 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/24/18 04:54:01] SCSi [147/499] has challenged Brainiac [80/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:47 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/24/18 05:00:15] Brainiac [191/706] has come upon LegendaryQ [426/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:52 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/25/18 04:20:05] crysys, SpikeX, and alephnull [386/2211] have team battled Brainiac, Taffer, and lagertonne [1753/1799] and lost! 3 days, 23:03:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 03:07:59] Brainiac, IndigoTiger, and kork [1063/1985] have team battled crysys, canton7, and LukeLR [48/2124] and won! 0 days, 20:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 20:20:20] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:06 towards level 77.
[10/29/18 11:51:22] PiotrekD, suterismus, and AncalagonThBlack [2077/2619] have team battled LilXan, fattrat, and Brainiac [1055/2165] and won! 2 days, 07:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 13:01:15] Brainiac [302/730] has challenged acolarh [221/694] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:05:28 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/30/18 17:41:47] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:48 towards level 78.
[10/30/18 23:14:08] Kratos, allo, and IRPG [597/1335] have team battled Nistur, Lnk, and Brainiac [1549/2139] and lost! 0 days, 09:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 23:38:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 25 days, 23:28:09 toward level 78.
[11/01/18 08:12:50] Tenorman, mwhahaha, and Brainiac [2025/2747] have team battled brycec, waffles, and sunri5e [881/2922] and won! 5 days, 14:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/18 15:30:35] Syloq [58/566] has challenged Brainiac [662/730] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:56:13 is added to Syloq's clock.
[11/04/18 17:32:47] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:57:20 towards level 78.
[11/05/18 10:20:29] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:42:15 towards level 78.
[11/06/18 11:55:26] Brainiac [648/733] has challenged ncarl747 [406/798] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:45:51 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/06/18 14:24:49] psycho [65/362] has come upon Brainiac [716/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:27 is added to psycho's clock.
[02/24/19 21:57:35] bobvador, brendan, and Brainiac [1656/2698] have team battled allo, TimWolla, and JuanMaestro [427/2655] and won! 1 day, 08:46:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/19 01:28:04] Brainiac [461/733] has come upon astropoint [849/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:26:54 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/27/19 20:13:18] Brainiac [685/733] has come upon HeavyPodda [45/1034] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:39 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[02/28/19 04:10:18] DrJosh9000 [450/559] has come upon Brainiac [491/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:24:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/28/19 13:36:43] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:13 towards level 78.
[02/28/19 18:59:01] x0, Sharky4, and Pogor [1510/1892] have team battled SirMonkeybox, DrJosh9000, and Brainiac [1291/1837] and won! 0 days, 00:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 20:35:25] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:34 towards level 78.
[03/01/19 04:28:12] Brainiac [84/733] has come upon tmberg [549/1395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:11:09 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/01/19 23:49:39] himuraken, Brainiac, and petrichor [324/2889] have team battled Eldoreth, pfoley, and Mirc0p [42/2409] and won! 0 days, 07:31:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 07:10:22] Brainiac [582/747] has come upon vrillusions [820/1208] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:29:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/06/19 00:39:01] Brainiac [77/747] has come upon bobvador [308/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:31 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/07/19 02:27:35] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:40 towards level 78.
[05/03/19 22:25:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 04:35:27 toward level 78.
[05/04/19 13:47:25] Brainiac [302/747] has challenged vrillusions [366/1203] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:50:51 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/05/19 18:36:44] Brainiac [409/747] has challenged Zaratustra [5/1164] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:54:01 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/05/19 19:36:59] Brainiac [597/747] has challenged Ttech [1672/1726] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:00:30 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/06/19 07:57:13] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:44:03 from level 79.
[05/06/19 11:09:39] Brainiac misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:28:18 from level 79.
[05/07/19 04:50:29] Brainiac left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Brainiac's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/19 18:48:19] HellSpawn [378/440] has challenged Brainiac [39/721] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:32:37 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[05/07/19 21:04:19] autist, TimWolla, and rxcomm [822/2987] have team battled bisco, Nofew, and Brainiac [47/1973] and won! 0 days, 01:08:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 10:52:25] Brainiac has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:21:00 from level 79.
[05/09/19 11:16:00] TauPan, exotime, and pfoley [320/1643] have team battled Brainiac, FSM, and Killerkid [1485/2521] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/19 12:58:12] Brainiac [474/721] has challenged neurospex [1009/1290] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:05:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/10/19 21:58:12] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:56:43 towards level 79.
[05/10/19 23:16:23] micah [228/468] has challenged Brainiac [637/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to micah's clock.
[05/11/19 14:03:59] Brainiac [602/721] has come upon HellSpawn [301/440] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:48:17 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/12/19 21:31:52] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:00:45 from level 79.
[05/14/19 03:03:32] jvoisin, Brainiac, and blizgerg [51/2473] have team battled L, Tenorman, and zhalla [1459/2149] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/19 21:20:47] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:00:59 towards level 79.
[05/16/19 03:02:12] KeboDK, Faker, and Brainiac [883/1775] have team battled BagelBites, Notir, and dclaw123 [740/2000] and won! 0 days, 05:16:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 04:58:47] D.Va, Heisenberg, and Pici [434/2712] have team battled freeboson, Brainiac, and Xenofex [598/2434] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 10:18:00] MadMan, Tor, and Xenofex [25/3160] have team battled jvoisin, Brainiac, and bigjay [804/2707] and lost! 0 days, 12:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 22:51:01] alephnull [332/788] has challenged Brainiac [705/721] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:29:12 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/19/19 03:28:07] FSM, Atan, and allo [1665/2139] have team battled hannesenator, alephnull, and Brainiac [2155/2663] and lost! 1 day, 17:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/19 01:52:42] CoarseHorse [148/259] has challenged Brainiac [533/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[05/21/19 00:02:23] Brainiac [581/721] has challenged Killerkid [763/1098] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:25:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/21/19 03:09:39] mordac, kenyon, and Milquetoast [652/3379] have team battled allo, Brainiac, and sjefen6 [1492/1874] and lost! 1 day, 00:13:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/19 21:35:26] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:10:28 from level 79.
[05/23/19 09:15:43] Brainiac [481/721] has challenged Heisenberg [627/752] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:32:20 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/23/19 19:18:02] h00k [607/749] has challenged Brainiac [192/721] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:54:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/24/19 08:55:21] bootdisk, BagelBites, and Asara [138/2776] have team battled elf, Brainiac, and bisco [1330/2322] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/19 09:10:52] Xenthys [246/685] has come upon Brainiac [422/721] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:58:26 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/25/19 06:15:47] Equinox [116/225] has challenged Brainiac [377/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Equinox's clock.
[05/25/19 14:25:35] neurospex, GilbertErik, and Brainiac [2540/2861] have team battled L, Majak, and bisco [1378/1594] and won! 0 days, 05:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 11:32:44] TimWolla [621/1197] has challenged Brainiac [0/721] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:10:47 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[05/26/19 14:23:27] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:17:13 from level 79.
[05/27/19 20:40:21] Brainiac [479/721] has challenged freeboson [773/954] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:57:26 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/28/19 13:42:42] Brainiac saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 09:13:43 from level 79.
[05/28/19 22:46:21] Brainiac [432/721] has come upon astropoint [904/914] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 07:19:32 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/30/19 23:52:18] Scornn [163/465] has challenged Brainiac [467/721] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Scornn's clock.
[05/31/19 08:43:59] elf, MJ94, and pants [1671/2863] have team battled ishanyx, Brainiac, and suterismus [1210/2838] and won! 0 days, 07:16:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 09:11:56] Syloq [343/575] has challenged Brainiac [544/721] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:40:49 is added to Syloq's clock.
[05/31/19 10:21:50] Brainiac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:08:52 towards level 79.
[05/31/19 16:11:22] Brainiac [424/721] has come upon SlowRiot [294/864] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 05:50:29 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/01/19 07:34:43] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:57:20 from level 79.
[06/02/19 06:06:22] pants, micah, and Eldoreth [143/2785] have team battled Khorne, Atan, and Brainiac [2147/2521] and lost! 0 days, 23:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/19 11:03:41] Milquetoast, AbacusAvenger, and gdm [308/2257] have team battled Brainiac, Ratigan, and neurospex [1174/2791] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/19 11:11:04] Brainiac [227/721] has challenged RBecker [162/816] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:55:06 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/03/19 23:06:06] Brainiac [362/721] has come upon butlerian [393/408] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:58:03 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/04/19 15:08:16] Sixbierehomme, waifu, buksi, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/19 01:12:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 25 days, 00:28:14 toward level 79.
[06/06/19 17:51:43] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:21:30 towards level 79.
[06/08/19 02:29:51] Brainiac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:29:14 from level 79.
[06/08/19 06:34:26] bigjay, Brainiac, and neurospex [1350/3487] have team battled Atan, womblecat, and pixelate [1557/1915] and lost! 1 day, 05:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/19 09:11:00] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:22:02 towards level 79.
[06/10/19 06:17:47] Brainiac [212/721] has challenged Ironhoof [581/1164] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:14:58 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/10/19 08:54:46] Brainiac was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:53:56 from level 79.
[06/11/19 05:28:25] Brainiac [640/716] has come upon cirdan [159/1049] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:35:53 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/12/19 15:53:42] Equinox [51/362] has come upon Brainiac [341/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:02 is added to Equinox's clock.
[06/13/19 03:23:09] shandor [240/612] has come upon Brainiac [93/716] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 12:51:25 is removed from shandor's clock.
[06/13/19 09:04:31] Roxana [857/1186] has challenged Brainiac [153/716] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[06/13/19 16:43:06] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:10 towards level 79.
[06/13/19 23:59:27] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:14 towards level 79.
[06/15/19 18:33:46] Brainiac [262/716] has challenged buksi [546/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:16:38 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/15/19 22:46:34] TheresusPheronor, StalkR, and Mateusz [1779/1847] have team battled Majak, buksi, and Brainiac [1371/2068] and won! 0 days, 06:22:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/19 14:33:43] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:43 from level 79.
[06/16/19 17:23:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 01:35:06 from level 79.
[06/17/19 03:25:22] Lemelisk [1204/1386] has come upon Brainiac [83/716] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:31:00 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[06/17/19 22:21:39] Brainiac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:16 towards level 79.
[06/18/19 03:44:06] Iceman, SirMonkeybox, and The_Joker [700/1885] have team battled Brainiac, damyan, and sjefen6 [1515/2320] and lost! 0 days, 14:56:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/19 22:07:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 9 days, 19:27:19 toward level 79.
[06/19/19 13:51:24] phraktyl, androphius, and Andries [260/1034] have team battled Brainiac, Nechayev, and Equinox [1355/1826] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/19 13:48:46] Brainiac [275/716] has come upon Mateusz [50/1076] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:05:34 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/21/19 17:06:28] HeavyPodda [373/1004] has come upon Brainiac [434/716] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:58:23 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/21/19 23:43:02] Psilocybe [90/759] has come upon Brainiac [361/716] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:24:21 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/22/19 07:16:38] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:26 towards level 79.
[06/22/19 12:32:10] Brainiac [50/727] has challenged D.Va [191/792] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/22/19 14:34:04] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:02:46 towards level 80.
[06/22/19 18:26:12] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:56:39 towards level 80.
[06/23/19 15:11:06] x0, Brainiac, and Herb_Tarlek [345/2358] have team battled Heisenberg, HeavyPodda, and Syloq [962/2317] and lost! 5 days, 09:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/19 11:10:46] aismallard, Lemelisk, mordac, and Brainiac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/19 20:28:46] Brainiac grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:16:39 towards level 80.
[06/26/19 23:30:23] suterismus [689/1331] has come upon Brainiac [17/727] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:37:51 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[06/27/19 08:35:08] Heisenberg, Brainiac, xmj, and h00k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/19 21:42:49] Brainiac [48/727] has challenged ncarl747 [191/821] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:25:28 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/29/19 08:31:13] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:27:54 from level 80.
[06/29/19 21:47:57] Brainiac [89/727] has challenged Lemongrab [271/1020] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:12:34 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/30/19 07:33:38] Brainiac [91/727] has come upon elbie [702/1005] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:42:08 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/30/19 07:33:38] Brainiac [496/727] has come upon elbie [314/1005] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:15:13 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/30/19 12:09:54] womblecat [289/651] has come upon Brainiac [453/727] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:18:21 is added to womblecat's clock.
[06/30/19 13:25:38] pixelate, elbie, and kenyon [2068/2612] have team battled mordac, efertone, and Brainiac [1778/2528] and won! 1 day, 18:58:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 12:21:06] Brainiac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:27:20 from level 80.
[07/01/19 23:20:30] mwhahaha, Brainiac, and xmj [1457/2016] have team battled el, KeboDK, and MadMan [1830/2806] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 02:59:13] Fritzl [264/399] has challenged Brainiac [674/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:30 is added to Fritzl's clock.
[07/04/19 10:15:55] Brainiac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:38:16 from level 80.
[07/05/19 21:43:29] Equinox, GilbertErik, and petrichor [435/2481] have team battled Brainiac, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [1759/2886] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/19 16:38:01] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:05:27 from level 80.
[07/07/19 10:13:47] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:53 towards level 80.
[07/07/19 16:19:16] pfoley, pants, and himuraken [7/2814] have team battled Brainiac, LukeLR, and Sundance [148/1969] and lost! 2 days, 18:40:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/19 16:33:35] Atan, Brainiac, and Kropotkin [353/2071] have team battled Geela, TheresusPheronor, and xayto [1798/1949] and lost! 3 days, 05:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 15:42:13] Elgo, Pici, Brainiac, and niko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/19 12:46:40] Brainiac [156/727] has come upon ilbelkyr [414/1061] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:41:02 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/12/19 04:32:46] Brainiac [167/727] has come upon zid [529/1049] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:15:02 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/12/19 22:01:50] Brainiac, lavamind, and GipsyPureGold [403/1421] have team battled zankore, Atan, and Ratigan [502/2588] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 09:04:33] dayman, yano, and Brainiac [147/1826] have team battled max, The_Joker, and Misza [2165/2696] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 15:00:13] Brainiac [335/727] has challenged Sharky4 [575/810] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:34:55 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/13/19 16:00:28] meskio [512/682] has challenged Brainiac [378/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:42 is removed from meskio's clock.
[07/14/19 22:37:49] csssuf, Brainiac, anarcat, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/19 08:07:17] Equinox [289/389] has challenged Brainiac [248/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:19:02 is removed from Equinox's clock.
[07/15/19 13:19:55] Brainiac walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:25:25 from level 80.
[07/15/19 14:04:44] Chuck [342/770] has come upon Brainiac [179/727] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 16:18:35 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[07/16/19 03:13:49] Euph0ria [326/526] has challenged Brainiac [15/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:22:55 is removed from Euph0ria's clock.
[07/16/19 18:17:08] blizgerg [1365/1397] has challenged Brainiac [335/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:40:13 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/16/19 20:24:31] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:03:55 towards level 80.
[07/17/19 00:27:59] Brainiac, RBecker, and cocota [78/1742] have team battled bisco, Majak, and SlowRiot [620/2263] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/19 01:48:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 7 days, 11:22:34 toward level 80.
[07/18/19 05:24:51] Asara [949/1095] has challenged Brainiac [86/727] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:22:50 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/18/19 07:50:57] Brainiac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:44 towards level 80.
[07/18/19 16:40:41] Brainiac [192/727] has come upon niko [333/810] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:48:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/18/19 20:07:14] Brainiac [719/727] has come upon bebbet [304/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:32:58 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/19/19 04:19:53] Brainiac [593/727] has come upon Lemelisk [799/1356] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:07:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/19/19 05:40:18] Nofew [610/862] has come upon Brainiac [215/727] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:16:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/20/19 17:23:08] Brainiac was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:07:49 from level 80.
[07/21/19 03:51:40] allo, Roxana, and tspange [2119/2640] have team battled waifu, woonack, and Brainiac [330/2421] and won! 6 days, 15:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 04:47:24] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:43 towards level 80.
[07/21/19 20:42:04] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:59 towards level 80.
[07/22/19 01:14:04] Brainiac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:17 from level 80.
[07/23/19 16:35:53] brycec, Brainiac, and Lemelisk [213/3251] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Clearcasting, and Mateusz [454/2606] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/19 22:11:10] Brainiac met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:46 from level 80.
[07/24/19 20:48:33] Brainiac [507/727] has come upon Kerri [54/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:09:52 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/25/19 00:18:33] Brainiac [240/727] has come upon Sixbierehomme [100/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:39:54 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/25/19 07:55:25] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:39 towards level 80.
[07/26/19 01:06:23] jvoisin [110/678] has challenged Brainiac [18/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:02 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[07/27/19 10:21:37] Brainiac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:16 from level 80.
[07/27/19 22:11:17] Brainiac grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:16 towards level 80.
[07/28/19 08:29:13] Brainiac [723/727] has challenged efertone [318/506] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:05:15 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[07/28/19 23:26:06] dayman, RedW, and Brainiac [1763/2347] have team battled Atan, Zyphyr, and pfoley [586/2016] and won! 0 days, 20:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 22:03:21] Heisenberg [437/756] has come upon Brainiac [75/727] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:05:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/30/19 02:51:56] darkmage [1071/1299] has come upon Brainiac [598/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:49:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/30/19 02:51:56] darkmage has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:30:21 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/30/19 06:19:59] petrichor, AngryParsley, and kork [141/2732] have team battled Brainiac, CornFly, and Asara [1799/2983] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/19 02:44:17] DrJosh9000 [254/582] has challenged Brainiac [602/737] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:31:14 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/03/19 03:27:10] Brainiac [488/737] has come upon lipek [825/1311] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:38:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/03/19 09:15:55] pixelate [506/525] has come upon Brainiac [506/737] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 17:27:30 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[08/05/19 07:00:41] Xaris [42/60] has challenged Brainiac [417/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Xaris's clock.
[08/05/19 15:02:41] Brainiac [374/737] has challenged JensRex [1236/1263] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:35:50 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/06/19 07:06:16] meskio [275/705] has challenged Brainiac [229/737] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:47:03 is removed from meskio's clock.
[08/06/19 17:26:22] brycec, Brainiac, niko, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/19 06:06:25] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:13 towards level 81.
[08/08/19 18:37:14] kenyon, freeboson, Brainiac, and anarcat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/19 18:53:08] Brainiac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:56:31 from level 81.
[08/08/19 20:27:22] rxcomm, Herb_Tarlek, and agrajag [176/3489] have team battled RBecker, Chuck, and Brainiac [2030/2360] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 17:39:15] brycec, Brainiac, and golgy [1293/2283] have team battled meskio, Nuae, and damyan [2063/2256] and lost! 1 day, 02:02:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 20:24:54] Brainiac [124/737] has challenged golgy [42/374] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:51:07 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/10/19 04:49:53] AbacusAvenger, AncalagonThBlack, Brainiac, and sigmg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/19 22:11:10] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:40:54 towards level 81.
[08/11/19 21:05:27] Brainiac [613/737] has come upon MrGlass [534/867] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:54:14 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/12/19 02:39:16] KeboDK, Mateusz, and Clearcasting [1648/2431] have team battled Brainiac, pants, and Ttech [1848/3814] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 09:23:34] Brainiac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:21 towards level 81.
[08/12/19 20:48:43] Brainiac, crudd, and mwhahaha [2451/2544] have team battled Khorne, TheDeadlyDandy, and bookworm [372/2106] and won! 0 days, 12:25:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/19 07:16:55] Brainiac [176/737] has come upon damyan [701/1111] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:49:22 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/15/19 01:06:11] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:43 towards level 81.
[08/15/19 04:20:26] darkmage [563/1299] has come upon Brainiac [106/737] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:48:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/15/19 09:53:38] Brainiac [344/737] has challenged Khorne [830/1046] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:36:43 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/17/19 07:05:37] Brainiac [735/737] has come upon Asara [864/1109] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:31:44 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/17/19 13:04:37] Reilly [204/469] has challenged Brainiac [181/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:34:57 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[08/18/19 21:11:31] darkmage [347/1299] has challenged Brainiac [79/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:10:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/19/19 12:14:43] Brainiac [269/737] has challenged neurospex [527/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:39:44 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/20/19 15:07:37] Brainiac [714/737] has come upon freeboson [440/651] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:58:19 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/21/19 00:25:30] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:44 towards level 81.
[08/21/19 18:26:46] elf [247/1210] has challenged Brainiac [204/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:36:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/23/19 14:02:56] DrJosh9000 [232/582] has come upon Brainiac [687/737] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:31 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/24/19 15:13:45] Brainiac [676/737] has come upon Roxana [80/1186] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:52:10 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/25/19 23:54:34] brendan [1104/1365] has come upon Brainiac [41/737] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:12:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/26/19 14:53:04] Brainiac [477/737] has challenged Atan [600/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:44:30 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/27/19 03:36:21] MushHashor [52/218] has challenged Brainiac [533/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to MushHashor's clock.
[08/27/19 07:56:45] Brainiac [679/737] has challenged LukeLR [638/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:55 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/28/19 08:01:53] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:22 towards level 81.
[08/28/19 12:53:14] Brainiac [53/812] has challenged Sharky4 [227/1043] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:54:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/29/19 05:06:20] Brainiac [203/812] has challenged GilbertErik [60/716] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:58:16 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/30/19 07:37:52] csc2ya [316/465] has come upon Brainiac [413/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:19:25 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[08/31/19 10:20:03] Brainiac [760/812] has challenged StalkR [309/420] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:49:40 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/31/19 13:20:42] Brainiac [137/812] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [350/585] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:05:05 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/01/19 17:21:33] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:56:30 towards level 82.
[09/01/19 21:34:43] zid [79/1033] has come upon Brainiac [279/812] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:12:01 is added to zid's clock.
[09/02/19 15:38:46] Brainiac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:23:57 towards level 82.
[09/03/19 00:54:11] Brainiac was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:20:58 from level 82.
[09/03/19 00:57:45] LapTop006, pixelate, Andries, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/19 04:08:14] Brainiac [133/812] has come upon bookworm [113/388] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:17:30 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/04/19 03:39:32] Brainiac [439/812] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [151/907] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:40:57 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/05/19 22:28:18] Brainiac, IllusiveMan_, and Mars [922/2654] have team battled bookworm, ncarl747, and himuraken [243/2159] and won! 4 days, 16:47:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 01:26:13] Brainiac [518/812] has come upon Pici [621/1288] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:23:01 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/08/19 04:00:40] Brainiac [759/812] has challenged vegadark [19/656] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:40:29 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/08/19 04:00:40] Brainiac has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:12:16 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/08/19 23:04:52] Brainiac [795/812] has challenged ishanyx [110/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:04:55 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/08/19 23:04:52] Brainiac has dealt ishanyx a Critical Strike! 9 days, 13:40:02 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[09/09/19 15:48:07] Varjatticus [365/377] has challenged Brainiac [579/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/10/19 09:53:35] borsin, Sixbierehomme, and idlerpgww [299/2558] have team battled sunri5e, Brainiac, and Herb_Tarlek [54/2979] and won! 1 day, 13:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/19 20:49:24] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:30 from level 82.
[09/11/19 02:08:58] Brainiac [172/812] has come upon bisco [698/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:24:45 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/12/19 09:56:58] Susumurata [151/300] has challenged Brainiac [153/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[09/13/19 17:30:27] MiddlewareMonkey [117/929] has challenged Brainiac [153/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/13/19 19:26:52] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:29 towards level 82.
[09/14/19 04:27:27] csc2ya [248/469] has come upon Brainiac [252/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:48:19 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[09/14/19 05:33:11] Brainiac [291/812] has challenged Majak [452/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:21:30 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/15/19 03:38:06] sc_ [408/536] has challenged Brainiac [17/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:19:53 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[09/15/19 14:21:51] loomysh, TauPan, and xayto [506/2099] have team battled Everyman, tmberg, and Brainiac [1884/3251] and lost! 1 day, 02:44:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/19 14:46:55] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:39 towards level 82.
[09/17/19 17:37:43] AbrahamLinksys [166/433] has come upon Brainiac [383/812] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:28:59 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/19/19 01:59:54] Brainiac [807/812] has challenged lavamind [491/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:07:19 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/19/19 23:04:44] Yuhno [164/708] has challenged Brainiac [789/812] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:00:54 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[09/20/19 11:07:24] Varjatticus [189/377] has challenged Brainiac [719/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:19:13 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/21/19 17:50:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 2 days, 11:14:28 toward level 82.
[09/22/19 10:15:35] KyloRen [111/258] has challenged Brainiac [142/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[09/23/19 00:51:09] Brainiac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:56 from level 82.
[09/23/19 20:26:09] Tor [4/1142] has challenged Brainiac [232/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:06:05 is added to Tor's clock.
[09/23/19 21:03:25] pants [786/1172] has come upon Brainiac [162/817] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:20:01 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/24/19 02:27:35] efertone [431/506] has challenged Brainiac [67/817] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:33:58 is removed from efertone's clock.
[09/25/19 04:59:29] skarlso, Reilly, and Brainiac [1189/1741] have team battled kenyon, Crazycatlady, and pants [2492/2983] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/19 05:34:03] Brainiac [426/817] has challenged Nechayev [62/745] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:00 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/25/19 20:37:05] Brainiac [443/817] has challenged simple [1012/1059] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/25/19 22:30:25] Brainiac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:27:09 towards level 83.
[09/27/19 19:17:36] Scar3cr0w [55/435] has challenged Brainiac [628/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/28/19 04:29:33] zid, SlowRiot, Brainiac, and Notir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/19 06:36:01] sbp, Balthazar, and bigjay [2277/2517] have team battled efertone, Brainiac, and Birdbones [1934/2688] and won! 0 days, 04:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/19 15:53:38] Brainiac [290/817] has challenged vegadark [470/656] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:11:32 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/28/19 19:54:38] Lnk [151/1017] has challenged Brainiac [739/817] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:59:40 is added to Lnk's clock.
[09/29/19 09:14:27] Brainiac, IllusiveMan_, and irix [410/2359] have team battled idlerpgww, M144, and bisco [1216/2719] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/19 14:59:06] Bradicus [67/948] has challenged Brainiac [425/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:31:19 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[09/29/19 20:30:15] Brainiac, Xenofex, and Nechayev [2028/2456] have team battled L, sbp, and Forud [957/1713] and won! 0 days, 05:42:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 19:43:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 6 days, 12:59:38 toward level 83.
[09/30/19 22:57:13] Brainiac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:01:10 from level 83.
[10/01/19 22:57:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 14 days, 06:56:38 toward level 83.
[10/02/19 03:52:49] BagelBites [606/708] has challenged Brainiac [72/817] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:40:24 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[10/02/19 18:17:28] Brainiac [297/817] has come upon Pontuzz [140/313] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:06:20 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/02/19 19:17:24] Khorne [859/1049] has challenged Brainiac [284/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:17 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/03/19 03:39:29] Brainiac got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:40:31 from level 83.
[10/03/19 23:45:53] Gatewayy, Sharky4, and Ironhoof [1356/3123] have team battled Brainiac, darkmage, and holloway [2895/3175] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/19 02:25:34] Khorne [810/1051] has come upon Brainiac [143/817] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:04:06 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/04/19 05:18:58] Brainiac got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:36:00 from level 83.
[10/04/19 21:29:17] Brainiac [55/817] has challenged efertone [48/508] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:37:06 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/06/19 03:36:32] TheresusPheronor [390/529] has challenged Brainiac [324/817] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:34:31 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[10/08/19 09:04:35] Brainiac, M144, MrGlass, and blizgerg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/19 10:49:34] canton7 [507/1034] has challenged Brainiac [44/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:56 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/11/19 05:20:54] Syloq, Yuhno, and micah [481/2156] have team battled androphius, Brainiac, and Milquetoast [489/2176] and lost! 0 days, 21:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/19 17:45:45] Brainiac stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:28 towards level 83.
[10/12/19 22:15:42] csssuf [569/733] has challenged Brainiac [247/817] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:23:56 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[10/13/19 07:38:57] WallIdl, LapTop006, and Brainiac [667/1934] have team battled Desspugne, Yuhno, and SlowRiot [1714/2318] and lost! 3 days, 06:07:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 10:52:05] Brainiac has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:39 from level 83.
[10/14/19 09:47:26] M144, LukeLR, and Asara [2489/2702] have team battled neurospex, Brainiac, and Zaratustra [2073/3272] and won! 0 days, 12:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 11:24:34] rxcomm [559/1309] has challenged Brainiac [295/817] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:56:22 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[10/15/19 02:32:38] KyloRen [308/327] has come upon Brainiac [600/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:04:41 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/15/19 09:29:52] Brainiac [530/817] has challenged xayto [575/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:04:32 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/15/19 11:17:16] sigmg, skarlso, and meffe [499/1910] have team battled Atan, simple, and Brainiac [1485/2638] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/19 12:47:43] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:12 towards level 83.
[10/17/19 00:29:10] Brainiac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:56 towards level 83.
[10/17/19 01:34:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 4 days, 16:23:35 toward level 83.
[10/17/19 06:26:20] Brainiac was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:48 from level 83.
[10/20/19 09:32:52] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:47 towards level 83.
[10/22/19 13:55:02] dwfreed, Mars, mordac, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/19 14:08:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 1 day, 06:57:21 toward level 83.
[10/23/19 14:15:58] Brainiac [478/817] has challenged jbroome [0/1042] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:13 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/23/19 21:29:28] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:33 towards level 83.
[10/24/19 13:03:10] sheu, KeboDK, and AngryParsley [1577/2421] have team battled Forud, Brainiac, and Eldoreth [1523/2596] and won! 1 day, 22:33:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/19 13:24:30] Jay_of_Delucia [414/617] has come upon Brainiac [798/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:56:13 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[10/24/19 23:05:05] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:25 from level 83.
[10/25/19 10:08:48] Brainiac [743/817] has challenged TheresusPheronor [229/540] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:26:51 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/26/19 04:40:23] KH405 [94/374] has come upon Brainiac [504/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:29 is added to KH405's clock.
[10/26/19 09:31:41] Brainiac [370/817] has challenged xayto [750/796] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:33:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/26/19 12:22:00] Chuck [384/741] has come upon Brainiac [754/817] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:11:47 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/27/19 08:48:39] Brainiac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:35:14 towards level 84.
[10/28/19 07:15:36] Brainiac walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:42:31 from level 84.
[10/28/19 16:16:19] Mars [1167/1260] has challenged Brainiac [391/817] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:23:05 is removed from Mars's clock.
[10/28/19 21:17:29] Ratigan [603/815] has challenged Brainiac [580/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:23 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[10/30/19 03:24:37] Brainiac [192/817] has challenged SlowRiot [344/858] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:34:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/30/19 09:32:09] Brady [724/963] has come upon Brainiac [539/817] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 14:45:05 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/30/19 10:01:37] Ttech [826/1950] has come upon Brainiac [330/817] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 04:30:12 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/31/19 14:23:04] The_Joker, Bahhumbug, and Tiny_Nuggins [1542/1762] have team battled efertone, Brainiac, and suterismus [1780/2682] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/19 02:13:26] idlerpgww, ohnx, and Brainiac [1779/2819] have team battled Ttech, bookworm, and elbie [1044/3288] and won! 0 days, 14:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 15:04:31] Brainiac [288/817] has come upon Susumurata [221/430] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:47:53 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/03/19 17:22:54] Brainiac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:33:35 towards level 84.
[11/05/19 07:59:21] Brainiac [350/817] has challenged sjums_the_great [479/489] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:00:59 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/05/19 15:00:58] Brainiac [304/817] has challenged Syloq [80/610] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:29:44 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/08/19 23:20:00] pfoley [230/847] has challenged Brainiac [703/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:27 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/10/19 23:23:41] Brainiac [98/817] has come upon Pici [52/1344] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:34:12 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/11/19 16:33:18] xayto [39/811] has come upon Brainiac [210/817] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:08:07 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/13/19 18:55:39] Pauwelz [1/56] has challenged Brainiac [712/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/13/19 19:37:52] Nofew, petrichor, and Brainiac [823/2998] have team battled pants, csc2ya, and tspange [1448/2609] and lost! 3 days, 23:37:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/19 19:55:12] Brainiac [172/817] has challenged brycec [165/1193] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:01:09 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/16/19 01:56:31] niko [324/819] has challenged Brainiac [496/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:55:48 is added to niko's clock.
[11/16/19 20:58:26] Brainiac [365/817] has come upon lakwatsero [64/382] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:17:35 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/16/19 20:58:29] Brainiac [630/817] has come upon lakwatsero [352/382] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:27:17 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/17/19 06:46:40] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:11 towards level 84.
[11/17/19 09:50:49] efertone [409/497] has come upon Brainiac [503/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:28 is added to efertone's clock.
[11/18/19 02:15:03] TheDeadlyDandy [345/727] has come upon Brainiac [698/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:33 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[11/18/19 18:48:30] Brainiac [548/817] has come upon Zoddo [62/1199] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:32:05 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/20/19 23:53:21] Brainiac [586/821] has come upon TimWolla [40/949] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:59:26 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/21/19 00:04:56] Brainiac [10/821] has come upon mordac [1263/1295] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:08:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/21/19 12:44:37] max, mordac, and Brainiac [109/3115] have team battled sunri5e, theZoMBiE, and JensRex [253/3005] and lost! 0 days, 23:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/19 18:11:59] Brainiac sharpened the edge of their weapon! Brainiac's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/19 05:06:11] vegadark [335/663] has come upon Brainiac [684/844] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:08:59 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/22/19 12:58:49] TheDeadlyDandy [9/727] has challenged Brainiac [450/844] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[11/22/19 17:36:05] Brainiac [367/844] has challenged buyoq [215/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:00:54 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/22/19 19:28:40] Brainiac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:34 towards level 84.
[11/25/19 03:42:18] alephnull, gdm, and Brainiac [1309/2387] have team battled Zoddo, dwfreed, and MJ94 [630/2519] and won! 1 day, 19:00:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 20:58:25] Brainiac [182/844] has challenged lakwatsero [241/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:21 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/25/19 22:32:08] Zythan [553/580] has challenged Brainiac [98/844] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from Zythan's clock.
[11/26/19 12:12:40] Xenofex, Mateusz, and Nofew [1756/2860] have team battled Brainiac, astropoint, and djm [1403/2782] and won! 0 days, 11:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/19 00:50:19] suterismus [521/1389] has come upon Brainiac [792/844] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:21:41 is added to suterismus's clock.
[11/27/19 08:34:55] blizgerg [1150/1359] has come upon Brainiac [557/844] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:37:16 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/29/19 03:22:38] Brainiac [310/844] has come upon GipsyPureGold [526/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:10 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/29/19 08:33:00] pants, Mateusz, and L [1698/3165] have team battled macen64, Brainiac, and sjefen6 [1099/1632] and won! 2 days, 23:10:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 16:16:22] rxcomm, bookworm, and bobvador [141/2348] have team battled brendan, AncalagonThBlack, and Brainiac [2966/3007] and lost! 2 days, 12:31:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 20:22:47] Brainiac [668/844] has challenged holloway [327/1070] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:10:30 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/01/19 09:37:24] Brainiac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:05 from level 84.
[12/01/19 20:49:08] pixelate, TheresusPheronor, and Brainiac [1589/1885] have team battled alephnull, datdus, and GilbertErik [1074/1995] and won! 0 days, 03:00:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 05:07:55] Brainiac discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:23 towards level 84.
[12/02/19 08:29:26] Brainiac [70/845] has challenged golgy [520/960] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:20:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/02/19 10:38:04] efertone [34/497] has challenged Brainiac [280/845] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:16:00 is added to efertone's clock.
[12/02/19 11:13:16] Tor [437/1137] has come upon Brainiac [608/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:04 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/02/19 16:10:28] Brainiac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:06:11 from level 85.
[12/02/19 22:17:59] Brainiac, Ratigan, and Xenofex [1742/2499] have team battled elbie, simple, and AncalagonThBlack [1430/2757] and won! 1 day, 21:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 11:05:28] MJ94, xonic, LukeLR, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/19 00:01:26] golgy, bisco, and Nistur [7/2791] have team battled Brainiac, rxcomm, and blabber [2203/2923] and lost! 1 day, 18:10:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/19 02:53:47] gdm, Reilly, Brainiac, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/19 03:29:35] Brainiac [785/845] has come upon lavamind [19/677] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:56:41 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/06/19 10:44:44] Brainiac saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:32:49 from level 85.
[12/07/19 02:14:57] Brainiac saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:08:44 from level 85.
[12/09/19 18:29:56] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:47:19 from level 85.
[12/09/19 20:26:46] inittab [211/557] has challenged Brainiac [253/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to inittab's clock.
[12/10/19 06:01:22] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:56 towards level 85.
[12/10/19 20:47:59] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:23 towards level 85.
[12/11/19 04:54:09] TauPan [289/387] has come upon Brainiac [39/845] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 12:16:10 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[12/12/19 05:24:12] Yuhno [209/660] has challenged Brainiac [256/845] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:10:56 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/12/19 08:20:32] Brainiac [283/845] has come upon Desspugne [721/844] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:42:10 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/13/19 12:52:56] Brainiac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:03:43 towards level 85.
[12/16/19 17:12:21] Brainiac was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:42:51 from level 85.
[12/16/19 22:53:58] fattrat [287/1181] has challenged Brainiac [552/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:49:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/17/19 12:43:01] nawcom [89/546] has come upon Brainiac [627/845] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:14:57 is added to nawcom's clock.
[12/17/19 17:21:42] Brainiac [549/845] has challenged GilbertErik [539/764] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:20:26 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/18/19 06:09:57] Brainiac [19/845] has come upon petrichor [755/1206] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:22:58 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/19/19 06:14:33] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:29 towards level 85.
[12/19/19 16:51:36] brycec, Brainiac, and anarcat [2006/3018] have team battled Fjord, Lemelisk, and Athos [1336/2166] and won! 0 days, 20:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 18:13:06] Brainiac, Athos, and dwfreed [1216/2074] have team battled astropoint, brycec, and Pici [1531/3442] and lost! 0 days, 11:22:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/19 14:42:37] Brainiac [248/845] has challenged Varjatticus [208/382] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:09:37 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/22/19 05:14:42] Bahhumbug, scumola, and androphius [1395/1677] have team battled blizgerg, Brainiac, and Milquetoast [2003/3276] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 12:01:01] Brainiac got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:42:20 from level 85.
[12/23/19 18:54:18] kork [59/337] has challenged Brainiac [279/845] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:17:08 is added to kork's clock.
[12/24/19 06:37:25] Brainiac [324/845] has come upon SlowRiot [239/916] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:47:33 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/25/19 13:39:11] Brainiac slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Brainiac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/19 21:31:37] Brainiac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:30:49 from level 85.
[12/27/19 05:42:04] Lemelisk, Forud, and Xenthys [62/2882] have team battled IdleMaster, Brainiac, and tmberg [1406/3259] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/19 12:06:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 2 days, 01:01:46 toward level 85.
[12/30/19 00:16:34] Brainiac lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:01 from level 85.
[12/30/19 11:31:44] Brainiac has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:34:20 from level 85.
[12/30/19 20:55:37] androphius [487/521] has come upon Brainiac [572/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:22:53 is added to androphius's clock.
[12/31/19 14:46:51] Brainiac lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:50:18 from level 85.
[01/01/20 07:35:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 3 days, 04:16:20 toward level 85.
[01/01/20 13:55:35] AbrahamLinksys, blabber, and Brainiac [1533/2068] have team battled Reilly, holloway, and Agent86 [1556/2288] and lost! 1 day, 12:04:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/20 17:35:49] Brainiac was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:15 towards level 85.
[01/02/20 20:19:21] Brainiac reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Brainiac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/20 10:48:21] aismallard, ganome, kenyon, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/20 12:27:07] Chuck, csc2ya, and Reilly [81/1791] have team battled Brainiac, idlerpgww, and Lnk [72/2715] and won! 1 day, 03:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 14:10:35] Brainiac, SlimeDiamond, and Globalirc [1890/2071] have team battled canton7, brendan, and sbp [1668/3081] and won! 0 days, 00:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 21:31:05] inittab, zid, and SCSi [60/2294] have team battled Brainiac, Scornn, and dax [72/2241] and lost! 6 days, 01:57:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/20 23:00:46] ishanyx [91/735] has challenged Brainiac [543/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:31:43 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[01/05/20 12:17:17] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:11 towards level 85.
[01/06/20 20:23:51] brycec, Brainiac, and xayto [87/2831] have team battled PiotrekD, Pici, and Roxana [759/3526] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 05:07:12] jayvee [12/19] has challenged Brainiac [400/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/07/20 13:27:09] Brainiac broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:29 from level 85.
[01/07/20 18:23:14] Brainiac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:13 from level 85.
[01/08/20 06:21:44] Brainiac [685/845] has challenged i3d [32/374] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:50:12 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/08/20 16:59:56] Brainiac [71/845] has come upon elbie [567/964] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:11:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/08/20 21:20:25] Brainiac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:08:21 from level 86.
[01/10/20 13:42:22] Brainiac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:54:05 from level 86.
[01/11/20 04:02:47] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:30:29 towards level 86.
[01/11/20 07:52:10] Athos, Scar3cr0w, Brainiac, and buyoq have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/20 17:38:10] kenyon [412/1131] has challenged Brainiac [100/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:34:35 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/12/20 01:24:52] Nechayev, Brainiac, elf, and Xenofex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/20 04:53:41] Brainiac [197/845] has come upon JuanMaestro [566/961] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:54:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/12/20 19:48:41] Tiny_Nuggins [11/834] has come upon Brainiac [76/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:05:41 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[01/14/20 06:01:53] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:32:37 towards level 86.
[01/14/20 13:58:33] Brainiac [220/845] has come upon dwfreed [816/851] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:57:10 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/15/20 12:17:03] grooverider, Atan, and double [1163/3450] have team battled Asara, dclaw123, and Brainiac [414/2783] and won! 0 days, 05:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 13:40:18] Elgo [535/639] has come upon Brainiac [828/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:15 is added to Elgo's clock.
[01/15/20 22:06:51] Zyphyr [179/629] has challenged Brainiac [349/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:13:19 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[01/16/20 13:10:41] Brainiac [157/845] has challenged IdleMaster [539/735] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:29:57 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/18/20 04:29:40] Agent86, Brainiac, and alephnull [2011/2498] have team battled skarlso, bookworm, and pollo [1235/1993] and won! 0 days, 08:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 20:50:10] simple [92/1009] has come upon Brainiac [643/845] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:38:43 is added to simple's clock.
[01/19/20 02:25:53] skarlso [561/617] has challenged Brainiac [437/845] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:29:25 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[01/19/20 03:26:08] Brainiac [338/845] has challenged Khorne [973/1023] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:50:06 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/20/20 00:31:16] Brainiac [435/845] has challenged efertone [451/467] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:15:24 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/21/20 13:40:18] Brainiac [700/845] has challenged GipsyPureGold [377/660] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:37:33 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/24/20 01:10:00] dclaw123 [243/1093] has challenged Brainiac [80/845] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:55:01 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[01/24/20 01:55:13] Zaratustra [430/1129] has challenged Brainiac [74/845] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:52:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/20 22:01:51] Brainiac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:28:05 from level 86.
[01/25/20 09:28:50] maligned [37/265] has challenged Brainiac [130/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to maligned's clock.
[01/26/20 05:07:07] sc_ [362/613] has challenged Brainiac [82/845] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:41:33 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[01/26/20 10:08:17] CornFly [1127/1223] has challenged Brainiac [472/845] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:24:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/27/20 07:53:10] Brainiac bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:01:11 towards level 86.
[01/27/20 15:58:02] Nofew [510/836] has come upon Brainiac [196/845] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:34:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/27/20 20:16:19] Brainiac [547/845] has challenged anarcat [267/690] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:15:20 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/28/20 22:53:50] Brainiac [394/845] has come upon snek [358/707] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:19:19 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[01/29/20 04:53:17] Brainiac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:14 towards level 86.
[01/29/20 23:39:15] Brainiac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:29:12 towards level 86.
[01/30/20 06:37:16] dwfreed, HeavyPodda, and KH405 [2151/2361] have team battled MrGlass, ganome, and Brainiac [344/2239] and won! 0 days, 19:57:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 22:59:43] crysys [253/900] has come upon Brainiac [741/845] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:40:33 is added to crysys's clock.
[01/31/20 03:52:52] agrajag [68/1300] has come upon Brainiac [653/845] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:33:37 is added to agrajag's clock.
[01/31/20 18:56:48] Brainiac, Khorne, and MadMan [934/3219] have team battled Brady, Mirc0p, and GipsyPureGold [1991/2458] and lost! 2 days, 20:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/20 20:40:01] Brainiac [312/845] has challenged alephnull [739/1198] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:20:18 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/22/20 02:58:58] Brainiac [332/845] has challenged grooverider [558/1577] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:28:56 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/22/20 04:15:36] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:35:16 from level 86.
[05/22/20 08:09:30] Brainiac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:06:39 towards level 86.
[05/22/20 15:30:09] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:52:44 towards level 86.
[05/23/20 09:07:14] Brainiac [350/845] has come upon KH405 [328/571] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:36:32 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/24/20 07:25:10] Brainiac learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:15 towards level 86.
[05/24/20 09:49:04] JuanMaestro, idlerpgww, and desikitteh [1622/2310] have team battled Scornn, sairis, and Brainiac [1118/2242] and won! 0 days, 12:28:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/20 12:05:48] Muirrum, Birdbones, and Desspugne [273/2775] have team battled WallIdl, algernon, and Brainiac [2442/2515] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/20 08:07:14] Brainiac [654/845] has come upon brycec [496/966] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:09:16 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/14/20 17:24:03] Brainiac [702/845] has challenged AngryParsley [155/1192] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/16/20 08:40:17] Brainiac [535/845] has come upon TauPan [457/504] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:05:48 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[09/16/20 20:29:14] Brainiac EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:15:30 from level 86.
[10/21/20 09:27:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Brainiac with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 12:48:24 from level 86.
[10/21/20 11:24:16] skarlso, maligned, and efertone [2142/2208] have team battled Brainiac, jayvee, and jjasghar [2097/2150] and won! 4 days, 05:21:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 02:43:41] Brainiac died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:26:07 from level 86.
[10/23/20 00:03:52] AbacusAvenger, ilbelkyr, Brainiac, and GilbertErik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/20 09:27:27] lipek, SlowRiot, and Brainiac [2535/3162] have team battled IdleMaster, Mithkabob, and Andries [1625/2328] and won! 4 days, 15:07:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/20 23:08:26] Brainiac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:01 towards level 86.
[10/27/20 04:55:08] micah [477/985] has come upon Brainiac [34/845] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:53:05 is removed from micah's clock.
[10/27/20 12:40:31] Brainiac found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:08 towards level 86.
[10/28/20 05:51:27] Brainiac [237/845] has challenged Misza [747/1445] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:58:30 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/30/20 15:08:03] Brainiac [550/845] has come upon bigtrees [356/428] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:49:25 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/31/20 21:04:14] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:58 towards level 86.
[04/03/21 19:27:47] brycec [602/1111] has come upon Brainiac [74/845] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:51:32 is removed from brycec's clock.
[04/03/21 21:35:56] misha, fattrat, and kenyon [1532/2719] have team battled Brainiac, Beefcan, and i3d [67/2467] and won! 3 days, 01:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 02:06:07] Brainiac [703/845] has come upon Pici [216/1306] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:54:56 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/05/21 19:25:28] max, Elgo, and buzzz [2053/2264] have team battled TheSilentLink, Brainiac, and Tenorman [2863/2889] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/21 11:03:57] Brainiac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:36 towards level 86.
[04/07/21 11:47:58] MetaNova, JensRex, and Mars [2820/3789] have team battled fattrat, Brainiac, and rxcomm [3111/3544] and lost! 0 days, 23:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/21 13:19:57] Brainiac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:03 towards level 86.
[04/07/21 22:06:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 21:52:03 toward level 86.
[04/08/21 20:23:32] elbie, sbp, and vegadark [1134/2413] have team battled Brainiac, sjums_the_great, and Yuhno [2455/2736] and lost! 2 days, 07:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 11:34:27] Brainiac [547/845] has challenged C++ [543/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:03:44 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/11/21 05:47:33] sjums_the_great [907/993] has challenged Brainiac [609/845] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:26:06 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/11/21 05:53:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Brainiac 0 days, 13:47:03 toward level 86.
[04/11/21 17:09:59] Brainiac [595/845] has challenged dwfreed [907/1013] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:51:18 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/11/21 19:43:57] RBecker, algernon, and Brainiac [735/2663] have team battled dindinx, buksi, and AsmDemon [676/2713] and won! 0 days, 01:51:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 11:59:53] keepermurf, Brainiac, and Ironhoof [45/3320] have team battled anarcat, Zaratustra, and kenyon [744/2696] and lost! 1 day, 03:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/21 15:33:31] Brainiac [101/845] has come upon max [286/568] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 10:37:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/13/21 19:40:58] Brainiac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:14:55 towards level 87.