Player Info

User: CornFly
Class: snail
Admin?: No
Level: 113
Next level: 34 days, 18:00:28
Status: Offline
Host: CornFly!sid12683@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-lgjmentwotfyglnu
Account Created: Wed Jul 24 02:56:46 2013
Last login: Mon Apr 19 15:40:12 2021
Total time idled: 2342 days, 04:27:50
Current position: [157,205]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 121 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 299 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 43
gloves: 66
helm: 70
leggings: 73
ring: 36
shield: 113
tunic: 89 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 284 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1194

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 95 days, 03:48:15
part: None
quest: 2392 days, 06:34:14
quit: 550 days, 20:12:37

total: 3038 days, 06:35:06

Character Modifiers

[09/25/04 07:30:13] CornFly [1/4] has challenged Alan [235/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/04 07:36:55] DDustin [196/279] has challenged CornFly [0/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from DDustin's clock.
[09/25/04 07:44:37] CornFly [3/8] has challenged LePoulpe303 [316/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/04 09:33:05] CornFly [32/34] has challenged nepharis [412/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/04 10:08:12] CornFly [26/34] has challenged Rafayel [156/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/04 10:48:52] CornFly [13/47] has challenged dmwaters [192/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/26/04 09:30:30] CornFly [117/147] has challenged shimshim [186/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/26/04 11:39:43] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:12 towards level 18.
[09/27/04 00:05:38] bvs [10/17] has challenged CornFly [56/162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to bvs's clock.
[09/27/04 05:51:23] CornFly [180/195] has challenged koszik [176/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/27/04 09:07:49] CornFly [184/196] has challenged WooTah [34/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/28/04 03:55:57] Woodpecker [392/411] has challenged CornFly [106/208] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from Woodpecker's clock.
[09/28/04 08:13:42] CornFly [77/232] has challenged Omnic [118/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/28/04 10:01:38] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:46 towards level 26.
[09/28/04 12:10:43] Mugatu [467/535] has challenged CornFly [73/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:06 is removed from Mugatu's clock.
[09/29/04 00:18:46] CornFly [28/232] has challenged mellum [99/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/29/04 08:46:06] CornFly [87/232] has challenged faabergr [86/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/30/04 06:01:12] CornFly [207/232] has challenged Rafayel [679/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/30/04 07:49:19] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:02 towards level 29.
[10/01/04 02:59:25] CornFly [12/252] has challenged Gates [171/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/02/04 01:34:00] CornFly [243/263] has challenged relex [356/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/02/04 12:03:50] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:20 towards level 31.
[10/03/04 04:14:50] CornFly [24/263] has challenged doviende [152/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/04/04 05:28:14] LapTop006 [860/965] has come upon CornFly [0/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:27 is removed from LapTop006's clock.
[10/04/04 10:46:37] CornFly [92/273] has challenged GMsoft [499/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/06/04 02:30:27] CornFly [49/278] has challenged devv [194/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/07/04 08:07:06] CornFly [65/278] has come upon Gates [346/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/07/04 13:08:37] CornFly [198/278] has challenged zakk [80/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/08/04 02:42:23] CornFly [122/278] has come upon chrispy [542/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/09/04 05:19:53] CornFly [274/278] has challenged sal [268/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/10/04 07:40:33] CornFly, sbp, and danly [284/1304] have team battled Phreak, Woodpecker, and jessica [776/1607] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/04 08:08:59] CornFly [36/278] has challenged Portrman [45/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/11/04 22:17:29] CornFly [32/378] has challenged Luke [422/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/11/04 22:35:44] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:14 towards level 38.
[10/12/04 06:31:13] numatrix, gowlin, and chrispy [1422/1593] have team battled bertho, CornFly, and Oniroi [143/1285] and won! 0 days, 09:35:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/04 15:12:38] CornFly [174/378] has challenged Raventhon [93/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/14/04 06:44:31] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:29 from level 39.
[10/15/04 13:41:11] CornFly [273/378] has challenged Rubin [179/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/17/04 02:23:33] Sevalecan, nadav, and chuckles [1217/1360] have team battled kyrie, CornFly, and suterismus [516/1403] and won! 0 days, 04:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/04 13:15:40] sherman [84/320] has challenged CornFly [203/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to sherman's clock.
[10/17/04 19:50:50] CornFly [271/398] has challenged TheWinner [257/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/17/04 22:24:02] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:25 towards level 41.
[10/18/04 16:12:07] ZeroOne [157/640] has challenged CornFly [34/398] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from ZeroOne's clock.
[10/19/04 19:47:50] CornFly [9/398] has come upon Sven [219/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/20/04 04:17:57] CornFly [344/398] has challenged danly [91/356] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/20/04 16:07:51] perpleXa [481/487] has challenged CornFly [220/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from perpleXa's clock.
[10/23/04 00:22:18] CornFly [396/430] has challenged Dwalin [205/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/23/04 06:08:09] sailor [19/291] has challenged CornFly [338/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sailor's clock.
[10/24/04 06:34:16] asp [0/1] has challenged CornFly [11/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to asp's clock.
[10/24/04 17:31:54] morgamic [160/426] has come upon CornFly [35/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:16 is removed from morgamic's clock.
[10/25/04 06:48:42] Woodpecker [309/487] has challenged CornFly [354/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Woodpecker's clock.
[10/25/04 14:24:49] ilovebees [59/155] has challenged CornFly [269/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to ilovebees's clock.
[10/26/04 06:56:43] CornFly [294/430] has challenged cobyjones [348/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/26/04 17:21:02] theFallen [37/434] has come upon CornFly [407/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:23:17 is added to theFallen's clock.
[10/27/04 16:02:54] relex, CornFly, and pHirenze [433/1046] have team battled Kamaris, babo, and NOthing2U [17/1201] and won! 0 days, 00:10:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/04 22:40:42] Beirdo [150/467] has come upon CornFly [78/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:54 is removed from Beirdo's clock.
[10/29/04 05:59:11] CornFly [364/430] has come upon tangent3 [439/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/29/04 10:27:11] teh_good [116/427] has challenged CornFly [281/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to teh_good's clock.
[10/30/04 05:13:22] CornFly found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:53 towards level 44.
[10/30/04 21:36:39] CornFly [12/430] has challenged brettcar [531/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/01/04 03:27:42] Shakespeare [349/420] has come upon CornFly [320/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:28 is removed from Shakespeare's clock.
[11/01/04 04:40:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 14:52:13 from level 45.
[11/01/04 05:41:38] roaet [135/275] has challenged CornFly [215/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to roaet's clock.
[11/02/04 14:37:39] pollux, Omnic, and Tweak [679/1718] have team battled SUparJErk, CornFly, and HauntedUnix [1107/1684] and lost! 0 days, 11:09:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/04 02:49:01] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:56 towards level 45.
[11/06/04 05:30:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 01:44:45 toward level 45.
[11/06/04 10:34:01] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/04 18:18:37] CornFly [34/442] has challenged moeh [714/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/07/04 23:45:42] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:41 towards level 46.
[11/11/04 04:17:04] numist [204/378] has challenged CornFly [350/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to numist's clock.
[11/11/04 12:17:01] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:24 towards level 46.
[11/13/04 21:32:46] BorgQueen [100/360] has challenged CornFly [21/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from BorgQueen's clock.
[11/13/04 23:19:01] Ticho [249/303] has challenged CornFly [44/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from Ticho's clock.
[11/14/04 00:20:43] CornFly [326/442] has challenged Geert [388/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/14/04 09:20:22] CornFly [336/442] has come upon Fiver [416/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:00:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/14/04 21:53:33] Roobarb [109/201] has challenged CornFly [244/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Roobarb's clock.
[11/16/04 15:22:03] derril [134/973] has come upon CornFly [272/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:20:16 is added to derril's clock.
[11/17/04 07:44:27] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:20 from level 47.
[11/17/04 09:32:17] CornFly [75/442] has come upon babo [152/411] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:00:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/17/04 14:55:46] CornFly [255/442] has challenged chuckles [421/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:06 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/18/04 16:48:41] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:43 towards level 47.
[11/19/04 02:05:14] Jussi [351/444] has come upon CornFly [239/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:46 is removed from Jussi's clock.
[11/21/04 13:05:31] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:44 towards level 47.
[11/22/04 06:05:45] Cydian, CornFly, and jessica [21/1788] have team battled DDustin, cobyjones, and Ticho [771/1268] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/04 08:57:37] Severian [223/525] has come upon CornFly [427/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:24:33 is added to Severian's clock.
[11/23/04 12:21:31] CornFly [302/442] has challenged Tweak [423/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/24/04 14:27:57] Hitomi [180/319] has challenged CornFly [397/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Hitomi's clock.
[11/24/04 22:09:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 12:26:21 toward level 48.
[11/25/04 16:50:13] gotd0t [228/297] has challenged CornFly [156/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:34 is removed from gotd0t's clock.
[11/26/04 14:53:04] CornFly [144/442] has come upon Fiver [62/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/26/04 18:49:03] uipoy [151/220] has come upon CornFly [77/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:56 is removed from uipoy's clock.
[11/26/04 21:43:33] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:37 towards level 48.
[11/26/04 23:54:35] CornFly [109/442] has challenged cobryce [309/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/27/04 13:29:03] tirloni, CornFly, and suterismus [824/1401] have team battled Bert, TheWinner, and Zblob [1106/1820] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/04 19:06:07] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:25 towards level 48.
[11/27/04 23:53:40] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:53 towards level 48.
[11/29/04 03:38:43] CornFly [156/442] has challenged Md2 [137/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/30/04 09:10:19] pibby [200/471] has challenged CornFly [269/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to pibby's clock.
[11/30/04 12:34:18] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:32 towards level 49.
[12/04/04 03:40:24] JY`, CornFly, and chuckles [354/1587] have team battled herbert, Dredge, and NoWorries [34/1155] and won! 0 days, 10:37:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/04 14:02:47] grepthar [204/510] has challenged CornFly [377/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to grepthar's clock.
[12/04/04 14:16:49] CornFly [334/442] has come upon mb`synthmaster [394/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:54:52 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/05/04 06:24:30] Xinorph [76/253] has challenged CornFly [345/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Xinorph's clock.
[12/06/04 13:06:11] CornFly [288/479] has challenged yxa [192/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/09/04 00:36:43] VxD [115/128] has challenged CornFly [324/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to VxD's clock.
[12/09/04 02:59:08] cobyjones [214/443] has challenged CornFly [312/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to cobyjones's clock.
[12/09/04 06:07:54] Omnic, CornFly, and SUparJErk [1563/1621] have team battled bertho, maze_fan, and MixdeRax [526/1004] and won! 1 day, 07:36:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/04 08:17:23] Severian, jc, and CornFly [1425/1604] have team battled tangent3, Cydian, and jessica [133/1906] and won! 0 days, 02:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/04 10:52:18] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:40 towards level 50.
[12/09/04 19:55:28] crc [223/346] has come upon CornFly [431/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:33 is added to crc's clock.
[12/10/04 14:14:38] jingo, UdontKnow, and <Stunto> [462/1398] have team battled Schala, hyp0luxa, and CornFly [626/1538] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/04 21:26:27] Taliesin [2/463] has come upon CornFly [18/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:38 is added to Taliesin's clock.
[12/12/04 21:27:33] Taliesin [418/463] has come upon CornFly [38/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:54 is removed from Taliesin's clock.
[12/13/04 17:21:53] CornFly [281/479] has challenged Malum [216/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:11:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/14/04 10:55:46] derril [264/987] has come upon CornFly [25/479] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:23:17 is removed from derril's clock.
[12/14/04 18:29:24] CornFly [261/479] has challenged PiecesOfNine [698/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/14/04 21:20:22] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/04 19:53:56] CornFly [303/484] has challenged Gimble [137/297] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:46:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/15/04 20:16:32] Lenny [152/449] has challenged CornFly [252/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Lenny's clock.
[12/16/04 01:23:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 20:36:55 toward level 51.
[12/16/04 04:49:35] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:46 towards level 51.
[12/16/04 15:38:41] tangent3, travan, cobyjones, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/04 11:11:01] Ribs, CornFly, and hikaru [670/1159] have team battled jor, nepharis, and TheWinner [1146/1532] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/04 18:08:44] MixdeRax [60/335] has challenged CornFly [408/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to MixdeRax's clock.
[12/18/04 02:51:28] gnarlie [80/280] has challenged CornFly [194/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to gnarlie's clock.
[12/19/04 11:23:14] Fiver [378/526] has challenged CornFly [218/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:01 is removed from Fiver's clock.
[12/19/04 14:10:53] asgard, skinneet, CornFly, and MixdeRax have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/04 02:33:14] CornFly [313/484] has challenged ptitlouis [264/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/21/04 16:31:41] mb`synthmaster, xnyx, and Zblob [244/2437] have team battled RichiH, Omnic, and CornFly [271/1859] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/04 04:47:32] Hitomi [218/354] has challenged CornFly [146/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from Hitomi's clock.
[12/22/04 20:45:43] VxD [42/382] has come upon CornFly [232/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:41 is added to VxD's clock.
[12/23/04 04:12:00] CornFly [121/484] has come upon Severian [269/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:38:52 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/23/04 12:36:24] Jerr [21/53] has challenged CornFly [469/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Jerr's clock.
[12/23/04 23:33:42] nadav [235/499] has challenged CornFly [75/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:21:31 is removed from nadav's clock.
[12/24/04 17:02:48] CornFly [396/484] has come upon TheWinner [88/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:06:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/25/04 01:32:41] CornFly, Jestre, and Kenneth [833/1101] have team battled <Stunto>, Rilgarth, and sbp [869/1887] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/04 00:21:04] joulu [195/431] has challenged CornFly [266/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to joulu's clock.
[12/27/04 06:40:58] Jussi [115/444] has challenged CornFly [292/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:23 is added to Jussi's clock.
[12/27/04 16:33:04] Krokostov [288/362] has come upon CornFly [284/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:16 is removed from Krokostov's clock.
[12/29/04 03:04:05] looppi [299/330] has come upon CornFly [166/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:56:40 is removed from looppi's clock.
[12/29/04 03:09:32] Krokostov, CornFly, and <Stunto> [315/1319] have team battled Tweak, PiecesOfNine, and Rilgarth [1856/2503] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/04 17:15:34] Soladmn [13/53] has challenged CornFly [277/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Soladmn's clock.
[01/02/05 22:33:24] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:44 towards level 52.
[01/03/05 06:54:21] Jibbler [148/209] has challenged CornFly [115/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from Jibbler's clock.
[01/03/05 07:16:32] CornFly [106/489] has challenged cobryce [71/510] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/04/05 14:32:35] Christopher [458/1097] has challenged CornFly [154/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Christopher's clock.
[01/06/05 14:48:40] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:51 towards level 53.
[01/06/05 15:17:22] nenolod [43/106] has challenged CornFly [103/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to nenolod's clock.
[01/06/05 15:22:53] VxD [382/451] has challenged CornFly [124/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from VxD's clock.
[01/06/05 15:49:10] bwulf, BOfH, and CornFly [1002/1490] have team battled solicit, Setzer, and suterismus [851/1307] and won! 1 day, 08:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/05 10:10:56] hypercooljake [60/152] has challenged CornFly [364/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to hypercooljake's clock.
[01/08/05 10:25:11] CornFly [98/489] has challenged theFallen [406/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/09/05 22:23:42] slingshot [193/250] has challenged CornFly [219/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to slingshot's clock.
[01/11/05 12:04:06] Falcon| [133/237] has challenged CornFly [290/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Falcon|'s clock.
[01/13/05 21:09:13] CornFly [329/489] has come upon Skuromis [106/218] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/14/05 10:43:41] Malum [363/383] has challenged CornFly [169/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from Malum's clock.
[01/15/05 13:36:16] mleslie [35/416] has challenged CornFly [384/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to mleslie's clock.
[01/15/05 15:32:23] CornFly [194/489] has come upon Entro [72/313] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:04:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/16/05 00:15:08] CornFly [109/489] has challenged Om [179/361] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/16/05 16:49:50] INFURNO [0/18] has challenged CornFly [283/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to INFURNO's clock.
[01/16/05 20:00:24] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:27:31 from level 54.
[01/18/05 01:47:55] Jibbler, psai, and BashUsr [713/1119] have team battled CornFly, sal, and drutten [88/1667] and won! 0 days, 00:06:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/05 08:10:53] LanceGoodThrust, JY`, and hazza96 [956/1772] have team battled CornFly, morgamic, and Om [1341/1377] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/05 22:35:44] CornFly [185/489] has challenged <Stunto> [113/618] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:10:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/21/05 14:48:20] CornFly [377/489] has come upon cobyjones [184/443] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:12:54 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/22/05 06:07:23] CornFly [114/489] has challenged Dave2 [329/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:05:25 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/22/05 11:13:09] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:35 towards level 54.
[01/23/05 00:30:46] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:59 towards level 54.
[01/24/05 01:52:52] wolvie [212/466] has challenged CornFly [337/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:09:37 is added to wolvie's clock.
[01/24/05 12:06:51] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:58:58 from level 54.
[01/24/05 19:38:51] grepthar [656/677] has challenged CornFly [38/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:53:36 is removed from grepthar's clock.
[01/25/05 05:38:09] CornFly [307/489] has come upon Alfie [172/549] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:12:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/25/05 16:14:39] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:09 towards level 54.
[01/25/05 21:22:48] zakk, whitec, and weichsel [144/1325] have team battled ans, CornFly, and Rafayel [915/1467] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/05 02:05:08] veszig [298/515] has challenged CornFly [480/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to veszig's clock.
[01/27/05 18:19:06] Hitomi, jc, and Zblob [1247/1694] have team battled snoozella, Entro, and CornFly [718/1379] and won! 0 days, 02:26:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/05 04:56:26] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:23 towards level 54.
[01/28/05 19:23:17] CornFly [102/489] has challenged kore [177/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/29/05 16:44:56] Wizarth [411/421] has challenged CornFly [480/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Wizarth's clock.
[01/29/05 23:22:39] CornFly [268/489] has come upon Helio [445/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:22:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/30/05 04:56:16] CornFly [101/489] has challenged RichiH [93/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:44:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/30/05 16:09:13] CornFly [468/489] has come upon bilco [199/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/31/05 11:23:06] bioanarchism, Mecanes, and daniel [1047/1669] have team battled BorgQueen, kloeri, and CornFly [814/1311] and won! 0 days, 07:46:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/05 07:31:47] joen [160/179] has challenged CornFly [182/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to joen's clock.
[02/02/05 02:04:43] CornFly [1/503] has challenged cobyjones [196/443] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/02/05 13:50:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 05:10:06 toward level 55.
[02/02/05 19:25:47] Kaloz [32/304] has challenged CornFly [499/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Kaloz's clock.
[02/02/05 22:31:23] CornFly [114/503] has challenged drutten [447/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:14:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/05/05 04:54:10] Tinozaure, mattmcc, and CornFly [1167/1508] have team battled Raventhon, sam, and Kaloz [1448/1743] and lost! 0 days, 05:38:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/05 01:53:52] wolvie [113/466] has challenged CornFly [189/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:52 is added to wolvie's clock.
[02/08/05 10:13:34] CornFly [390/503] has come upon hypercooljake [174/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:28:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/09/05 17:33:06] keknehv [207/240] has challenged CornFly [396/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to keknehv's clock.
[02/09/05 17:42:27] NecroDragon [119/308] has come upon CornFly [366/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:04 is added to NecroDragon's clock.
[02/11/05 13:32:02] derril [938/990] has come upon CornFly [168/503] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:49:35 is removed from derril's clock.
[02/11/05 14:20:20] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:04:46 from level 55.
[02/12/05 11:07:48] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:28 towards level 55.
[02/13/05 08:18:16] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:08 towards level 55.
[02/13/05 18:59:55] Geert, hypercooljake, and Grummit [495/1290] have team battled looppi, CornFly, and IRCop [405/1362] and won! 0 days, 06:02:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/05 19:58:19] Skuromis [551/579] has challenged CornFly [461/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from Skuromis's clock.
[02/16/05 12:03:44] CornFly, HE, and breakthechain [1607/1715] have team battled integral, VIGILANTE, and bvs [152/1991] and won! 0 days, 04:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/05 01:08:48] CornFly [429/503] has come upon Bo [374/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:00 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/20/05 12:16:51] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:20 towards level 55.
[02/20/05 14:40:29] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:50 towards level 55.
[02/20/05 16:56:37] CornFly [270/541] has challenged neotron [126/465] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/20/05 19:11:42] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:37:13 from level 56.
[02/21/05 04:17:43] blackout [565/704] has challenged CornFly [261/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:52:18 is removed from blackout's clock.
[02/21/05 19:03:54] yeoj [119/338] has challenged CornFly [377/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to yeoj's clock.
[02/22/05 14:48:31] lgor2idle [92/131] has challenged CornFly [238/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to lgor2idle's clock.
[02/23/05 01:54:27] CornFly [444/541] has come upon asgard [202/408] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:40:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/24/05 02:04:44] rpgdemon [379/848] has challenged CornFly [78/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from rpgdemon's clock.
[02/24/05 07:18:43] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:02 towards level 56.
[02/24/05 08:48:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 19:10:23 toward level 56.
[02/25/05 06:13:13] CornFly [138/541] has come upon nepharis [301/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/26/05 09:34:50] Catfive, pollux, and AceOfAces [237/1356] have team battled CornFly, Teal`c, and alindeman [398/1291] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/05 11:27:34] Ygo [62/162] has challenged CornFly [59/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:48 is removed from Ygo's clock.
[02/27/05 10:52:48] AceOfAces [6/250] has challenged CornFly [147/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to AceOfAces's clock.
[02/28/05 02:33:36] A.Sleep [18/104] has challenged CornFly [298/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to A.Sleep's clock.
[03/01/05 04:19:38] CornFly [514/541] has come upon joev [0/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/01/05 15:49:26] codespoon [73/291] has challenged CornFly [294/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to codespoon's clock.
[03/02/05 07:20:37] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:23 from level 56.
[03/02/05 09:56:01] John [127/452] has come upon CornFly [71/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:12:00 is removed from John's clock.
[03/03/05 21:09:38] unreal [153/216] has challenged CornFly [482/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to unreal's clock.
[03/03/05 23:37:54] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:49:27 from level 56.
[03/05/05 21:35:20] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:40 from level 56.
[03/07/05 17:23:54] CornFly [28/546] has challenged Thordan [297/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/07/05 17:31:26] CornFly, RichiH, and Tinozaure [273/1798] have team battled grepthar, rhinez0r, and jargan [509/1549] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/05 02:10:57] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/05 04:18:38] CornFly [120/541] has come upon KhensU [280/419] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:15:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/11/05 01:07:11] Teal`c [23/306] has challenged CornFly [511/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Teal`c's clock.
[03/12/05 01:08:42] CornFly [471/553] has come upon shiruken [80/678] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:09:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/13/05 01:07:06] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:06 towards level 57.
[03/13/05 15:39:57] CornFly [266/553] has challenged FatFreddysCat [294/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/14/05 08:31:42] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:25:25 from level 57.
[03/14/05 17:12:20] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:56 towards level 57.
[03/14/05 23:48:09] CornFly [225/553] has challenged sbp [490/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:11:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/05 05:52:38] drutten [240/680] has come upon CornFly [65/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:17:22 is removed from drutten's clock.
[03/17/05 22:10:17] miltiades [102/206] has challenged CornFly [287/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to miltiades's clock.
[03/18/05 10:12:34] CornFly [422/553] has come upon DonVincenzo [161/195] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:19:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/20/05 02:27:40] Beirdo [321/654] has challenged CornFly [424/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:37:24 is added to Beirdo's clock.
[03/20/05 08:08:46] Denied!, CornFly, and Shagz [734/1298] have team battled lekro, i686, and Md2 [1486/1520] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/05 09:45:38] CornFly [81/553] has challenged VIGILANTE [246/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:39:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/21/05 09:00:48] CornFly [363/553] has challenged jargan [314/664] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:45:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/26/05 12:06:15] CornFly [451/553] has challenged Krokostov [81/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:24:06 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/26/05 21:26:18] ShelLuser [230/363] has challenged CornFly [41/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:42 is removed from ShelLuser's clock.
[03/26/05 21:26:18] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped his level 57 pair of boots! ShelLuser picks it up, tossing his old level 33 pair of boots to CornFly.
[03/27/05 18:22:40] sbp [448/562] has challenged CornFly [110/529] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/28/05 10:26:41] tejing [34/232] has challenged CornFly [415/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to tejing's clock.
[03/29/05 16:45:53] HackyKid [46/361] has come upon CornFly [517/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:47 is added to HackyKid's clock.
[03/29/05 20:46:50] Josh [206/267] has challenged CornFly [502/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Josh's clock.
[03/30/05 13:38:42] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:43 towards level 57.
[03/31/05 18:26:40] codespoon [201/570] has challenged CornFly [439/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to codespoon's clock.
[04/01/05 01:18:15] CornFly [204/529] has challenged Kommander [385/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:06:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/02/05 02:05:45] drutten, Superkuh, and Kaloz [1093/1963] have team battled CornFly, Rafayel, and harmoney [1049/1291] and won! 0 days, 00:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/05 15:59:54] Azistal [153/709] has come upon CornFly [371/529] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:04:37 is added to Azistal's clock.
[04/04/05 11:54:32] mattmcc [81/775] has challenged CornFly [518/529] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:13:23 is added to mattmcc's clock.
[04/06/05 11:14:44] mocker [753/876] has challenged CornFly [121/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:27:09 is removed from mocker's clock.
[04/06/05 13:59:38] perpleXa, harv, and cef [1140/1924] have team battled CornFly, sam, and miltiades [179/1710] and won! 1 day, 04:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/05 05:28:45] Windpaw [5/91] has challenged CornFly [78/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Windpaw's clock.
[04/07/05 13:59:53] necroludo, Vortux, and jsled [274/1353] have team battled DeshE, CornFly, and Tweak [786/1550] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/05 02:48:34] Hopelessness [90/436] has come upon CornFly [351/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:23 is added to Hopelessness's clock.
[04/08/05 04:50:15] GMsoft [399/693] has come upon CornFly [432/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:48:12 is added to GMsoft's clock.
[04/09/05 09:03:41] doc [199/641] has come upon CornFly [62/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:57:39 is removed from doc's clock.
[04/09/05 15:02:05] CornFly [379/534] has come upon yangman [362/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/09/05 21:57:33] CornFly [351/534] has come upon cef [335/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:31:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/11/05 14:26:10] CornFly [508/534] has challenged John [204/429] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/12/05 03:45:13] CornFly [33/534] has come upon tejing [475/497] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:30:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/12/05 05:10:51] CornFly misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:43:49 from level 58.
[04/14/05 03:08:04] CornFly [265/534] has come upon Omnic [611/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:56:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/14/05 08:11:29] CornFly, NAiL, and mu [694/1420] have team battled rpgdemon, suterismus, and cobryce [706/1902] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/05 10:00:43] Huge [3/4] has challenged CornFly [357/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Huge's clock.
[04/15/05 17:59:42] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:50 towards level 58.
[04/19/05 14:29:01] CornFly [449/534] has challenged maze_fan [463/504] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:36:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/19/05 15:00:35] BalthCat, derril, and CornFly [726/2004] have team battled nehp, pollux, and i686 [1387/1488] and lost! 0 days, 14:59:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/05 19:41:47] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:45:41 towards level 58.
[04/21/05 01:19:15] ChronicStar [93/341] has challenged CornFly [513/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to ChronicStar's clock.
[04/21/05 04:26:41] CornFly [478/534] has challenged Josephus [532/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:15:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/22/05 00:00:40] CornFly [130/534] has challenged psai [200/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:53:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/23/05 20:02:01] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:52:19 towards level 58.
[04/24/05 06:13:51] qFox [298/546] has come upon CornFly [158/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:22 is removed from qFox's clock.
[04/25/05 22:46:25] necrotic, yangman, and CornFly [425/1564] have team battled nirvani, doc, and Entro [120/1734] and won! 0 days, 17:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/05 20:20:04] perpleXa [671/847] has challenged CornFly [371/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:47:50 is removed from perpleXa's clock.
[04/27/05 05:50:06] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:49 towards level 58.
[04/27/05 20:19:53] CornFly [450/534] has come upon ElvenProgrammer [302/631] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:11:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/27/05 21:18:33] freaks, Bo, and integral [1727/1955] have team battled jasper, CornFly, and yxa [1494/1679] and won! 0 days, 01:56:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/05 07:24:39] CornFly [302/534] has challenged jc [99/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:45:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/28/05 09:28:32] CornFly [288/534] has challenged daniel [137/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:32:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/28/05 14:01:19] CornFly [170/534] has come upon tvakah [36/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:46:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/28/05 23:04:38] perpleXa [327/851] has come upon CornFly [136/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:12:16 is removed from perpleXa's clock.
[04/29/05 01:13:47] Kretchfoop [0/15] has challenged CornFly [333/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Kretchfoop's clock.
[04/29/05 16:02:15] Tweak, Semhirage, and crispexi [213/1351] have team battled BOfH, lithium, and CornFly [753/1285] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:27 is added to their clocks.

[04/30/05 14:05:29] cybersystem [314/719] has challenged CornFly [206/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:43:28 is removed from cybersystem's clock.
[04/30/05 20:15:58] TobiX [74/825] has challenged CornFly [359/534] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:59:48 is added to TobiX's clock.
[05/02/05 06:10:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 19:54:52 toward level 58.
[05/03/05 00:37:49] CornFly left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/05 12:05:50] Psychotron [150/574] has challenged CornFly [524/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:36 is added to Psychotron's clock.
[05/03/05 15:10:29] MrAnderson [104/261] has challenged CornFly [526/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to MrAnderson's clock.
[05/04/05 10:05:28] rpop, CornFly, and chuckles [1152/2033] have team battled jargan, IceKarma, and pollux [777/1463] and won! 0 days, 18:53:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/05 06:15:51] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:37 towards level 58.
[05/08/05 22:14:12] CornFly [87/528] has challenged HackyKid [67/668] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/09/05 11:30:05] rhinez0r [204/389] has challenged CornFly [315/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:30 is added to rhinez0r's clock.
[05/09/05 16:39:34] CornFly [422/528] has challenged rpop [662/687] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:47:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/09/05 23:55:30] psai, Alfie, and KhensU [1861/1961] have team battled ApTek, Topis, and CornFly [304/1667] and won! 0 days, 00:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/05 17:33:45] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:29:23 from level 59.
[05/12/05 02:15:38] neotron [130/626] has come upon CornFly [458/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:37:08 is added to neotron's clock.
[05/12/05 11:48:38] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:45:48 from level 59.
[05/13/05 07:53:59] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:09 towards level 59.
[05/13/05 22:17:35] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:25:17 towards level 59.
[05/14/05 18:25:02] Boggs [25/49] has challenged CornFly [453/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Boggs's clock.
[05/14/05 21:24:19] CornFly [263/528] has come upon Grummit [93/639] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:42:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/15/05 23:00:27] synthabusion [317/336] has challenged CornFly [404/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to synthabusion's clock.
[05/16/05 11:47:06] Wigyori [354/405] has challenged CornFly [503/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Wigyori's clock.
[05/18/05 16:51:09] Pio [49/478] has come upon CornFly [426/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:54 is added to Pio's clock.
[05/20/05 22:46:29] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:07 towards level 59.
[05/21/05 15:33:55] Altiro [563/756] has come upon CornFly [84/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:28 is removed from Altiro's clock.
[05/22/05 00:38:54] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:34 towards level 59.
[05/22/05 03:12:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 10:43:53 from level 59.
[05/22/05 23:31:06] CornFly [374/531] has come upon rpop [117/687] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:44:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/23/05 08:12:35] CornFly [316/531] has come upon loceur [137/197] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:15:45 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/24/05 21:11:09] Basic [532/676] has challenged CornFly [444/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from Basic's clock.
[05/26/05 09:15:32] Pozz [96/323] has challenged CornFly [440/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Pozz's clock.
[05/26/05 13:34:44] HackyKid, CornFly, and koszik [1070/1692] have team battled John, rpop, and Md2 [1500/1580] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/05 23:11:15] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:40:56 towards level 59.
[05/27/05 14:28:46] TobiX [398/825] has challenged CornFly [155/535] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from TobiX's clock.
[05/29/05 11:49:45] CornFly, oremj, and snuva [602/1286] have team battled segsegrayjanra, loceur, and fulcrum [580/1161] and won! 0 days, 01:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/05 18:37:48] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:02:54 from level 59.
[05/31/05 09:44:26] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:31 towards level 59.
[06/01/05 01:43:42] rho, CornFly, and TamOShanter [1432/1592] have team battled Xenith, drutten, and io_error [935/1508] and won! 0 days, 01:42:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/05 05:50:16] CornFly [194/535] has come upon mpq [16/244] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:13:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/03/05 13:01:05] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:18 towards level 59.
[06/04/05 05:08:51] Poptop [40/294] has challenged CornFly [313/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Poptop's clock.
[06/04/05 11:34:56] CornFly [273/539] has come upon tvakah [135/401] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:05:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/04/05 14:16:09] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:28 towards level 59.
[06/05/05 13:20:20] SLi [62/433] has challenged CornFly [348/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to SLi's clock.
[06/06/05 12:23:18] Migs [220/338] has challenged CornFly [410/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Migs's clock.
[06/06/05 13:47:32] CornFly saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:47 from level 59.
[06/06/05 20:51:12] CornFly [166/539] has come upon morgamic [211/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:53:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/14/05 05:11:39] makaii [114/585] has come upon CornFly [249/539] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:29:21 is added to makaii's clock.
[06/15/05 03:34:18] CornFly [162/539] has challenged SpItHash [175/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/15/05 07:42:52] CornFly [44/539] has challenged tvakah [399/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:11 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/16/05 19:13:02] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:18 towards level 59.
[06/18/05 18:39:48] CornFly [132/539] has challenged PiecesOfNine [1045/1133] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/18/05 18:58:16] tigerbot [44/85] has challenged CornFly [311/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to tigerbot's clock.
[06/19/05 05:12:02] Om, Miola, and Crassworm [389/1541] have team battled CornFly, skinneet, and doughhead [414/1564] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/05 11:06:51] Zoran [173/322] has challenged CornFly [146/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Zoran's clock.
[06/20/05 01:18:23] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:33:40 towards level 60.
[06/20/05 23:03:37] Lagartija [6/615] has challenged CornFly [374/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Lagartija's clock.
[06/21/05 21:44:28] CornFly [172/539] has come upon harmoney [123/442] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:13:48 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/23/05 07:15:17] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:42:25 towards level 60.
[06/23/05 14:19:17] jargan, AppleBoy, and Bert [1450/1914] have team battled naser, CornFly, and BTG_Delta [835/1202] and won! 0 days, 01:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/05 12:02:47] t0ni [4/18] has challenged CornFly [285/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to t0ni's clock.
[06/24/05 21:04:28] MCJedi [33/264] has challenged CornFly [413/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to MCJedi's clock.
[06/25/05 01:53:09] rgould, CornFly, and harv [1080/1558] have team battled gnarlie, mattmcc, and TheWinner [676/1949] and won! 0 days, 14:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/05 03:54:42] KillerV [77/321] has challenged CornFly [52/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from KillerV's clock.
[06/25/05 12:35:57] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:39:27 from level 60.
[06/25/05 19:24:14] CornFly [294/539] has come upon tty1 [99/443] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:15:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/25/05 21:04:03] menion, Skuromis, and ec [1213/1343] have team battled CornFly, NAiL, and harv [535/1868] and won! 0 days, 01:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/05 22:56:46] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:13:05 from level 60.
[06/28/05 06:08:47] harmoney, Shesh, and CornFly [638/1450] have team battled Poptop, Myon, and SpItHash [135/1325] and won! 0 days, 10:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/05 09:09:16] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/05 09:07:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 07:01:37 toward level 60.
[07/03/05 12:17:24] OptimismPrime, LapTop006, and thedude0001 [13/1878] have team battled CornFly, Apple, and FatFreddysCat [705/1300] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/05 05:05:23] CornFly [78/534] has challenged ec [165/391] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:00:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/04/05 07:10:05] Daedalus- [100/377] has challenged CornFly [109/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:18 is added to Daedalus-'s clock.
[07/04/05 16:46:08] _Nico [277/483] has challenged CornFly [514/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to _Nico's clock.
[07/04/05 18:55:41] Slowbi [18/35] has challenged CornFly [270/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Slowbi's clock.
[07/05/05 11:44:44] CornFly [151/538] has come upon naser [223/303] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:06:38 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/06/05 08:16:00] loceur [100/419] has challenged CornFly [254/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to loceur's clock.
[07/24/13 04:30:00] Syloq [461/579] has come upon CornFly [0/4] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[07/24/13 04:47:30] CornFly [12/14] has challenged Prometheus [759/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/24/13 05:52:27] CornFly [22/33] has challenged mthw [385/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/24/13 06:55:29] CornFly [30/42] has challenged pwned [609/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/25/13 02:34:25] CornFly [109/166] has challenged pants [53/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/25/13 02:35:40] naterd00d [330/451] has challenged CornFly [9/166] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:11 is removed from naterd00d's clock.
[07/25/13 10:49:16] PreX [216/284] has challenged CornFly [82/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from PreX's clock.
[07/25/13 12:21:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:50:44 from level 24.
[07/25/13 23:06:19] CornFly [49/172] has challenged RagingToner [4/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/26/13 05:22:24] CornFly [75/173] has challenged Simie [57/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/26/13 06:42:09] Wolf [825/887] has challenged CornFly [100/173] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:22:19 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[07/26/13 08:19:17] CornFly [148/173] has come upon Cameron_D [200/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/26/13 12:54:15] CornFly [17/184] has challenged iViLe [203/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/26/13 22:16:09] MontyZuma [99/404] has challenged CornFly [113/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[07/26/13 22:42:46] CornFly [75/188] has challenged Cameron_D [261/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/26/13 23:32:37] Nothing4You [120/280] has challenged CornFly [38/188] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from Nothing4You's clock.
[07/27/13 10:11:48] CornFly [21/199] has challenged sasaniak [139/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/27/13 20:20:36] Hydrogenum, Grim, and jbroome [2273/2744] have team battled CornFly, Satoshi, and Killerkid [624/1567] and won! 2 days, 12:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/13 21:16:04] pehden [190/452] has come upon CornFly [45/199] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:45 is removed from pehden's clock.
[07/27/13 23:45:54] CornFly [198/231] has challenged yond [749/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/28/13 03:33:05] CornFly [159/231] has come upon Kevin [254/285] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/28/13 16:11:14] CornFly [24/283] has challenged Majak [78/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/29/13 02:35:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 01:11:37 toward level 32.
[07/29/13 09:54:56] CornFly [5/297] has challenged Kevin [7/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/29/13 18:13:50] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:05 from level 33.
[07/30/13 08:08:38] CornFly [171/297] has challenged ahmiq [279/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/31/13 08:02:29] CornFly [16/311] has challenged lolwut [299/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/01/13 09:33:22] lion [15/259] has challenged CornFly [66/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to lion's clock.
[08/01/13 12:07:14] CornFly [35/320] has challenged Sheudecai [186/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/02/13 13:02:11] CornFly [56/320] has come upon Beavis [347/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/03/13 03:15:55] CornFly [288/343] has challenged Str1ngS [70/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/04/13 08:39:56] CornFly [29/355] has challenged pwned [856/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/05/13 16:38:31] J-E-L-L-O [74/213] has challenged CornFly [91/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to J-E-L-L-O's clock.
[08/05/13 21:59:01] nicko [284/811] has come upon CornFly [273/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:08:02 is removed from nicko's clock.
[08/06/13 01:42:07] TheLonelyGod [347/381] has challenged CornFly [92/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from TheLonelyGod's clock.
[08/06/13 10:21:06] CornFly [39/355] has challenged TheLonelyGod [196/381] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/07/13 06:44:51] Hydrogenum, Sir_Lemming, and CornFly [730/1659] have team battled irix, zinya, and Wayneoween [263/1113] and won! 0 days, 06:04:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/13 01:14:33] jose, iViLe, and CornFly [287/1211] have team battled preflex, filinep, and ruan [787/1495] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/13 08:50:22] CornFly [268/369] has challenged IdleBot [51/1305] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/08/13 17:19:56] caffeine [28/30] has challenged CornFly [179/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to caffeine's clock.
[08/09/13 01:58:24] lipek [386/634] has challenged CornFly [236/369] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:20:55 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/09/13 11:31:40] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:57 towards level 40.
[08/09/13 19:02:31] SpamMage [376/727] has challenged CornFly [262/369] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:43:11 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[08/10/13 01:01:51] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:56 towards level 40.
[08/10/13 02:40:22] CornFly [150/381] has challenged xandrix [137/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/10/13 11:29:03] argus [134/914] has challenged CornFly [196/381] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to argus's clock.
[08/10/13 14:16:49] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:16 from level 41.
[08/12/13 09:55:21] grooverider [814/911] has come upon CornFly [179/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:19 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/12/13 16:19:07] CornFly [168/381] has challenged Killerkid [81/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/12/13 16:19:07] CornFly has dealt Killerkid a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:13:43 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/12/13 17:15:11] CornFly [122/381] has come upon rmbell.the.great [66/683] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/13/13 03:47:51] finn, Pici, and DemosDemon [1545/1720] have team battled CornFly, tmberg, and fonzie [1142/1416] and won! 0 days, 01:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/13 23:30:00] CornFly [107/381] has challenged Fluttershy [85/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/15/13 11:05:06] CornFly [21/381] has come upon Charris [117/370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:01 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/16/13 00:22:30] CornFly [241/381] has come upon dav1d [127/431] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/16/13 02:52:21] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:38 towards level 43.
[08/17/13 07:06:49] Birdbones [13/651] has come upon CornFly [129/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/17/13 20:46:45] CornFly [353/381] has challenged kenyon [77/1026] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/18/13 02:25:28] Jareeta, CornFly, and Neal [1141/2043] have team battled joshz, sbp, and Reaper [454/2371] and won! 0 days, 11:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 09:55:16] CornFly, TheMadHatter, and Hax [205/971] have team battled tmberg, LordFella, and slack [26/1720] and won! 0 days, 01:34:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 23:33:52] CornFly [41/382] has challenged AngryParsley [508/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/22/13 07:52:59] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/13 21:22:55] adamus1red, Fluttershy, and CornFly [1069/1712] have team battled Furry, brendan, and jbroome [1141/2334] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/13 00:43:58] numeral [33/254] has challenged CornFly [113/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to numeral's clock.
[08/23/13 09:17:35] DemosDemon [616/627] has challenged CornFly [269/379] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:10:11 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[08/25/13 11:13:12] CornFly [41/379] has come upon Zett [303/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/25/13 17:59:30] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:39 from level 45.
[08/27/13 06:16:37] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:30 towards level 45.
[08/27/13 23:52:37] swhitt, tmberg, and BachePorro [344/1625] have team battled CornFly, vrillusions, and iViLe [1530/1923] and lost! 1 day, 19:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/13 07:57:32] ruan [141/574] has challenged CornFly [358/379] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/28/13 11:36:14] CornFly [175/393] has challenged sjefen6 [414/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/28/13 14:58:20] m0shbear, Eiam, CornFly, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/13 18:23:46] numeral [177/291] has challenged CornFly [60/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from numeral's clock.
[08/30/13 10:55:12] CornFly, rmbell.the.great, and addikt [1207/1412] have team battled filinep, Killerkid, and m0shbear [1356/1801] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/13 15:58:36] Nofew [94/434] has challenged CornFly [69/393] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:20:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/30/13 17:31:50] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:46 towards level 46.
[08/30/13 18:39:00] tann, dav1d, and pwned [773/1883] have team battled CornFly, Babar, and Chenzw [1596/1763] and lost! 1 day, 01:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/13 20:37:26] CornFly bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:18 from level 46.
[09/01/13 21:26:01] CornFly [42/417] has challenged Darky [244/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/02/13 19:38:45] avocado [154/668] has come upon CornFly [175/417] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:09:15 is added to avocado's clock.
[09/04/13 05:25:38] Valkor, CornFly, and slack [10/1886] have team battled IdleMaster, jose, and joshz [656/1393] and lost! 0 days, 22:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/13 10:25:26] SCSi [197/679] has challenged CornFly [126/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:06:03 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[09/05/13 06:40:23] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:07 towards level 47.
[09/06/13 22:19:24] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:11 towards level 47.
[09/07/13 01:07:43] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:43 towards level 47.
[09/07/13 02:51:35] Lenny [723/1068] has come upon CornFly [379/417] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:22:25 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[09/07/13 11:29:15] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:44:10 from level 47.
[09/08/13 23:22:51] nimiety [33/218] has challenged CornFly [336/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to nimiety's clock.
[09/09/13 02:49:41] Gerardon [736/761] has come upon CornFly [330/417] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:18:04 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[09/09/13 18:45:06] CornFly [90/428] has challenged Fluttershy [118/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/09/13 23:29:57] IronParrot [4/14] has challenged CornFly [19/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to IronParrot's clock.
[09/10/13 04:15:52] ccx, DemosDemon, CornFly, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/13 17:23:15] CornFly EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:51 from level 48.
[09/11/13 07:08:18] CornFly [39/428] has come upon tmberg [271/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:21 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/12/13 08:02:26] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:01 towards level 48.
[09/12/13 20:42:34] IdleMaster [272/322] has challenged CornFly [122/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/14/13 03:49:14] gladier [295/438] has come upon CornFly [365/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:12:58 is added to gladier's clock.
[09/14/13 21:26:54] AngryParsley [431/518] has challenged CornFly [174/428] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:33:22 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/16/13 05:34:04] Pici [112/743] has challenged CornFly [401/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:35 is added to Pici's clock.
[09/16/13 07:54:27] CornFly misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:06 from level 48.
[09/16/13 14:14:45] CornFly [260/452] has challenged ChiefRA [84/543] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/18/13 07:11:16] gylgamesh, manulite, and CornFly [570/1018] have team battled archlich, tmberg, and iViLe [426/1602] and won! 0 days, 01:11:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/13 16:08:01] CFSworks [55/275] has come upon CornFly [257/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:05 is added to CFSworks's clock.
[09/19/13 10:10:22] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:22 from level 49.
[09/19/13 10:51:41] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:26 towards level 49.
[09/19/13 19:46:47] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:20 from level 49.
[09/21/13 13:58:53] pants [321/368] has challenged CornFly [44/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:17:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/22/13 14:30:42] CornFly [33/452] has come upon SeySayux [73/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:51:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/23/13 05:10:08] irix [444/817] has come upon CornFly [149/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:46 is removed from irix's clock.
[09/23/13 05:52:01] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:37 from level 49.
[09/24/13 10:13:53] CornFly [111/452] has challenged [dmp] [804/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/13 02:47:48] CornFly [106/452] has come upon Light [49/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/25/13 15:45:09] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:41 towards level 49.
[09/25/13 19:21:09] CornFly [9/452] has challenged tann [70/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/13 22:21:49] we6jbo [94/350] has challenged CornFly [318/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:15 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[09/27/13 04:19:05] CornFly, Prometheus, and SpamMage [1769/1958] have team battled Cenhinen, Munchington, and sasaniak [383/2012] and won! 0 days, 05:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/13 16:30:58] CornFly [183/452] has challenged Maple-Chestnut [12/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/28/13 03:33:56] numeral, Jareeta, and Neal [863/2038] have team battled IdleMaster, Str1ngS, and CornFly [1325/1511] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/13 03:56:49] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:55 towards level 49.
[09/28/13 16:27:33] CornFly [60/457] has challenged Unsub [473/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/28/13 19:04:11] Majak [195/442] has come upon CornFly [228/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:20:28 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/29/13 10:24:21] vegadark, vectr0n, and sasaniak [453/2062] have team battled kork, Kelet, and CornFly [711/986] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/13 12:02:06] CornFly [349/457] has come upon Preaux [257/637] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:22:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/01/13 19:55:49] CornFly [432/457] has challenged Tsunami [552/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/01/13 22:15:39] CornFly [178/457] has come upon Simie [336/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:07:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/02/13 08:58:45] CornFly [274/457] has challenged mnemon [324/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:38 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/03/13 13:09:47] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:29 towards level 50.
[10/05/13 03:26:18] zinya [236/462] has come upon CornFly [438/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:01 is added to zinya's clock.
[10/05/13 08:20:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:40:06 from level 50.
[10/05/13 22:17:53] iViLe [429/508] has challenged CornFly [7/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:06:14 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[10/06/13 10:05:43] CornFly [23/457] has come upon Birdbones [288/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:20:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/07/13 08:49:44] nb_ff, CornFly, and zinya [1292/1366] have team battled Kinsmir, jmaugue, and kgb [345/1574] and won! 0 days, 12:43:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/13 11:45:42] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:11 towards level 50.
[10/08/13 11:54:44] CornFly [92/457] has come upon m0shbear [524/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/09/13 05:26:19] CornFly [297/457] has come upon freeboson [106/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/09/13 14:05:37] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:34 towards level 50.
[10/10/13 19:43:49] CornFly [324/463] has challenged h00k [765/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/10/13 21:22:20] pekster, NRASean, and Chenzw [428/965] have team battled suterismus, CornFly, and Kabaka [1713/2301] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/13 12:09:44] pants [107/394] has come upon CornFly [5/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:29 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/13/13 13:06:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 23:14:08 toward level 51.
[10/13/13 20:01:11] DemosDemon [574/611] has challenged CornFly [150/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:45:44 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[10/13/13 20:01:11] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped his level 53 amulet! DemosDemon picks it up, tossing his old level 39 amulet to CornFly.
[10/13/13 20:34:03] Bombur, Prometheus, and Vostok [1950/2208] have team battled Majak, iViLe, and CornFly [1321/1373] and won! 0 days, 13:48:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/13 10:04:27] sjefen6 [86/484] has challenged CornFly [260/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:00:33 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/14/13 12:05:01] OrranjJulius [448/459] has challenged CornFly [174/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:36:05 is removed from OrranjJulius's clock.
[10/15/13 23:43:49] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:33 towards level 51.
[10/16/13 10:15:52] Osiux [324/599] has challenged CornFly [365/449] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:09:54 is added to Osiux's clock.
[10/16/13 21:24:57] Lenny [567/1076] has come upon CornFly [111/449] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:55:57 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[10/17/13 17:35:13] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:40 towards level 51.
[10/17/13 23:45:37] dpk, sondove, and numeral [860/1382] have team battled nicko, Neal, and CornFly [1081/1897] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/13 07:31:54] CornFly [427/449] has challenged neurospex [799/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/19/13 17:34:20] CornFly [6/449] has challenged DarkGhost [9/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:12 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/19/13 22:27:56] CornFly [39/449] has challenged Fluttershy [209/555] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/20/13 14:30:26] seek, CornFly, and Vostok [1445/1987] have team battled gylgamesh, aucg, and OrranjJulius [72/1537] and won! 0 days, 11:40:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/13 03:27:02] DarkGhost [60/213] has challenged CornFly [120/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to DarkGhost's clock.
[10/21/13 14:01:50] CornFly [27/449] has come upon randompherret [90/281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:03:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/25/13 12:49:06] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:03:03 from level 52.
[10/25/13 20:20:03] CornFly [402/449] has come upon aucg [20/546] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:30:54 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/26/13 08:53:09] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:52 towards level 52.
[10/26/13 10:27:24] Simie, CornFly, and CFSworks [72/1543] have team battled irix, vectr0n, and Str1ngS [270/1695] and lost! 0 days, 21:49:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/13 16:56:18] irix [133/778] has challenged CornFly [331/449] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to irix's clock.
[10/27/13 06:16:14] CornFly [224/449] has challenged aucg [553/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:38:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/28/13 04:25:14] lipek, fester, and ryushe [1349/1717] have team battled OrranjJulius, CornFly, and Darky [402/1620] and won! 0 days, 05:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/13 08:08:17] Tenorman [397/760] has come upon CornFly [442/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:00 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/01/13 08:04:43] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:13 towards level 52.
[11/02/13 05:05:54] CornFly [138/449] has come upon irix [530/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/02/13 18:07:14] Vostok [339/783] has challenged CornFly [29/449] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:55:26 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[11/02/13 22:43:40] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/13 03:57:05] captyossarian [267/293] has challenged CornFly [209/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from captyossarian's clock.
[11/03/13 10:19:02] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:37 towards level 52.
[11/03/13 18:59:10] CornFly [146/445] has challenged dav1d [320/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/03/13 23:00:09] Kabaka [208/595] has challenged CornFly [381/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:02 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[11/04/13 21:42:12] jessica [29/44] has challenged CornFly [8/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:33 is removed from jessica's clock.
[11/05/13 07:09:23] Cenhinen [274/751] has come upon CornFly [36/445] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:50:54 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[11/05/13 19:52:10] CornFly [197/445] has come upon panda007 [91/110] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/06/13 11:00:50] CornFly [401/453] has challenged DanYELL [134/142] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/06/13 21:29:44] SlackPtr [98/141] has challenged CornFly [194/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to SlackPtr's clock.
[11/08/13 05:25:10] mthw [25/433] has challenged CornFly [401/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:10 is added to mthw's clock.
[11/08/13 12:39:37] vaetis [11/215] has challenged CornFly [347/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to vaetis's clock.
[11/08/13 19:11:13] Zammo, Simie, Skidel, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/13 18:43:53] BungoDanderfluff [86/203] has challenged CornFly [102/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to BungoDanderfluff's clock.
[11/09/13 19:34:29] CornFly [146/453] has challenged iViLe [53/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:53:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/10/13 03:56:32] CornFly [58/453] has come upon Str1ngS [279/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:17:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/10/13 12:46:37] Danthemandoo [57/251] has challenged CornFly [380/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[11/11/13 21:46:45] archlich [361/613] has challenged CornFly [348/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:34 is removed from archlich's clock.
[11/12/13 00:47:27] CornFly [164/453] has challenged dwfreed [386/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/12/13 22:52:59] bairyn [216/574] has challenged CornFly [427/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:31:06 is added to bairyn's clock.
[11/14/13 06:12:59] CornFly [11/453] has come upon ahmiq [325/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:26:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/14/13 12:02:08] CornFly [291/453] has challenged suterismus [1117/1281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/15/13 02:05:50] freeboson, CornFly, and bairyn [387/1676] have team battled michagogo|cloud, tmberg, and AbrahamLinksys [1581/1757] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/13 19:06:09] Chenzw, Ttech, and CornFly [450/2166] have team battled Ephod, dwfreed, and elf [2044/2187] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 01:57:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 14:02:37 toward level 53.
[11/16/13 03:34:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 13:19:36 toward level 53.
[11/17/13 13:34:15] CornFly [118/456] has challenged Mr_Protagonist [159/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/17/13 20:21:50] Weedle [441/522] has challenged CornFly [310/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:37:33 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[11/18/13 01:29:40] CornFly [79/456] has come upon irix [754/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:15:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/18/13 16:33:30] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:12:08 towards level 54.
[11/18/13 18:27:24] AngryParsley [736/877] has challenged CornFly [9/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:56:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/19/13 03:29:42] h00k [382/867] has challenged CornFly [294/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:26:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/19/13 12:46:45] Sir_Lemming, Zett, neurospex, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/13 12:30:29] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:59 towards level 54.
[11/20/13 20:14:21] vaetis [270/457] has challenged CornFly [386/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to vaetis's clock.
[11/21/13 02:23:25] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:59 towards level 54.
[11/21/13 05:14:46] kensington [409/426] has come upon CornFly [199/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:40:30 is removed from kensington's clock.
[11/21/13 06:27:09] teiresias [170/304] has challenged CornFly [56/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:36 is removed from teiresias's clock.
[11/21/13 16:45:13] CornFly [392/456] has challenged nexxy [79/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:06 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/21/13 17:45:29] CornFly [305/456] has challenged Pici [155/740] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:45:17 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/22/13 03:36:06] Tudor [10/126] has challenged CornFly [238/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Tudor's clock.
[11/22/13 03:47:57] CornFly [54/456] has challenged cbeley [84/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/22/13 07:57:14] CornFly [50/456] has come upon Zammo [247/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/26/13 01:16:17] CornFly [61/456] has come upon Sheudecai [429/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/26/13 03:29:33] brimstone, AbrahamLinksys, and Lenny [257/2064] have team battled Str1ngS, Vostok, and CornFly [560/1723] and lost! 1 day, 23:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/13 13:10:23] aarontc [70/120] has challenged CornFly [138/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to aarontc's clock.
[11/26/13 20:52:42] nb_ff, nitzer, and argus [1370/1897] have team battled Satoshi, sasaniak, and CornFly [2016/2066] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/13 07:41:33] CornFly [299/456] has come upon gipyelrah [340/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:53:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/29/13 12:34:35] CornFly [23/456] has come upon dwfreed [377/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/30/13 21:36:26] CornFly [108/451] has come upon Birdbones [119/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/01/13 01:05:03] CornFly [76/463] has challenged Godisme [250/557] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/01/13 12:05:31] nb_ff [283/470] has challenged CornFly [139/463] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from nb_ff's clock.
[12/02/13 04:48:17] Toagac [214/711] has come upon CornFly [227/463] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:48 is added to Toagac's clock.
[12/03/13 06:20:58] CornFly was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:41:04 from level 55.
[12/03/13 11:20:27] Godisme [533/557] has come upon CornFly [238/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:42 is removed from Godisme's clock.
[12/03/13 21:19:52] hawk, Furry, and greycat [1616/2164] have team battled Plasmastar, CornFly, and SpamMage [841/1946] and won! 1 day, 10:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/13 06:21:25] fwilson [101/209] has challenged CornFly [296/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to fwilson's clock.
[12/04/13 11:39:08] Bailiman, Darky, and CornFly [1379/1448] have team battled kork, Binkley, and kenyon [1277/1627] and won! 0 days, 00:01:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/13 03:23:39] CornFly fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CornFly's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/13 02:28:56] CornFly [17/459] has come upon Grim [567/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:15:01 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/06/13 22:10:54] CornFly [360/459] has come upon Odd [418/442] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:02:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/08/13 00:22:41] CornFly [122/459] has challenged Cliph [46/332] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:50:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/08/13 09:28:44] IdleMaster, Sheudecai, CornFly, and pants have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/13 09:09:37] CornFly [360/459] has come upon DarkGhost [326/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:25:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/09/13 11:50:59] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:45 towards level 55.
[12/09/13 18:11:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 22:03:30 toward level 55.
[12/09/13 19:33:27] Wayneoween [518/606] has challenged CornFly [185/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:07:19 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[12/10/13 15:40:28] zinya [139/510] has challenged CornFly [357/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:44 is added to zinya's clock.
[12/10/13 16:59:59] CornFly [427/459] has come upon Wayneoween [200/606] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:12:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/10/13 21:02:53] csssuf [16/313] has challenged CornFly [160/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to csssuf's clock.
[12/10/13 21:20:32] pants [120/432] has come upon CornFly [229/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:56 is added to pants's clock.
[12/11/13 11:48:46] ChiefRA [351/569] has challenged CornFly [236/459] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[12/11/13 23:09:11] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:54 towards level 55.
[12/12/13 02:02:05] brendan, CornFly, and sbp [1062/2348] have team battled csssuf, Godisme, and Str1ngS [1350/1521] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/13 14:17:53] skasturi [129/347] has come upon CornFly [351/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:46 is added to skasturi's clock.
[12/13/13 16:31:03] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:17 from level 55.
[12/13/13 20:45:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 03:44:13 toward level 55.
[12/14/13 06:08:20] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:02 towards level 55.
[12/14/13 22:06:51] CornFly [345/459] has come upon c0de [11/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:17 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/15/13 04:33:56] CornFly [173/468] has challenged dwfreed [212/421] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/15/13 08:07:59] rasputo [266/739] has challenged CornFly [171/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:20 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[12/15/13 23:11:37] Meetch_the_Bold [204/551] has challenged CornFly [372/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:54 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[12/17/13 18:47:21] lysobit [154/274] has challenged CornFly [368/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to lysobit's clock.
[12/19/13 11:34:01] CornFly [406/468] has challenged Toagac [195/712] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:29:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/19/13 14:50:25] AxForest [53/478] has come upon CornFly [348/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:20 is added to AxForest's clock.
[12/19/13 15:15:45] BlastHardcheese, Bokkie, and Nofew [483/1611] have team battled kork, argus, and CornFly [1625/1700] and lost! 0 days, 15:24:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/13 01:37:30] Vostok [531/751] has challenged CornFly [119/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:26:11 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[12/20/13 10:06:57] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:17:55 towards level 56.
[12/20/13 15:21:14] ElectRo, Hans.Wurst, CornFly, and yano have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/13 19:38:38] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:36 towards level 56.
[12/22/13 08:50:51] CornFly [25/468] has challenged Avon [337/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/22/13 10:42:29] DarkGhost [414/545] has come upon CornFly [47/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:45:19 is removed from DarkGhost's clock.
[12/22/13 10:51:05] michagogo|cloud, CornFly, and kenyon [1244/2222] have team battled Furry, Ulrich, and Cameron_D [1131/1836] and won! 1 day, 19:27:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/13 19:33:10] Maru [54/482] has come upon CornFly [346/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:16:59 is added to Maru's clock.
[12/24/13 05:18:02] RedW [802/913] has challenged CornFly [405/468] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from RedW's clock.
[12/25/13 00:54:24] three18ti, teiresias, and CornFly [1137/1163] have team battled Charris, Sparticus, and Nofew [621/1723] and won! 0 days, 04:07:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/13 01:46:01] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:38 towards level 56.
[12/25/13 08:45:04] sbp, CornFly, Cenhinen, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/13 16:38:09] CornFly misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:24 from level 56.
[12/26/13 01:26:40] Kabaka [557/595] has challenged CornFly [334/468] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[12/27/13 13:21:02] Dark-Fx [457/491] has challenged CornFly [344/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:18:05 is removed from Dark-Fx's clock.
[12/27/13 14:21:17] CornFly [420/468] has challenged Zett [76/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:03:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/28/13 02:02:18] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:55 towards level 56.
[12/28/13 13:55:40] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:16 towards level 56.
[12/28/13 19:27:06] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:27 from level 56.
[12/28/13 22:29:04] Nofew [223/455] has challenged CornFly [284/468] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:56:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/29/13 16:33:34] CornFly [424/468] has challenged Bombur [62/968] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/29/13 23:15:10] CornFly [357/468] has challenged vrillusions [661/1059] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/31/13 02:02:03] CornFly, vegadark, and brentwalther [1623/2006] have team battled Alfie, stuckinelevator, and teiresias [255/1199] and won! 0 days, 16:25:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/13 09:57:06] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:36 towards level 57.
[12/31/13 19:32:53] Xpktro, Spazturtle, tsh, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/14 07:49:16] CornFly [233/468] has challenged kenyon [1016/1033] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:01:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/01/14 12:36:01] irix, seisgatos, freeboson, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/14 16:55:43] CornFly [422/468] has come upon xstefeN [141/198] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/02/14 01:11:18] FrodoTheHobbit, SCSi, and XJR-9 [1144/1645] have team battled Satoshi, Grim, and CornFly [2237/2284] and lost! 0 days, 17:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 02:59:46] RedW [352/915] has challenged CornFly [122/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:50:24 is removed from RedW's clock.
[01/04/14 02:44:09] Darky [411/570] has come upon CornFly [20/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:38:05 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/08/14 08:53:00] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:14 towards level 57.
[01/08/14 13:03:33] EngierkO [239/257] has come upon CornFly [151/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:57 is removed from EngierkO's clock.
[01/09/14 01:04:38] ckinni [138/370] has come upon CornFly [146/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:55 is added to ckinni's clock.
[01/10/14 14:48:42] CornFly [19/468] has come upon Fluttershy [45/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:05:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/10/14 20:44:33] brimstone [45/402] has challenged CornFly [246/468] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:22:26 is added to brimstone's clock.
[01/11/14 22:20:49] Darky, UndyingShadow, and Killerkid [824/1642] have team battled Vostok, MartinBlank, and CornFly [1485/1805] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/14 11:40:59] CornFly [23/468] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [582/1008] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/14/14 23:17:29] CornFly burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! CornFly's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/14 06:13:29] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:46 towards level 57.
[01/15/14 11:20:17] CornFly [137/460] has come upon sbp [539/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:03:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/15/14 14:43:36] CornFly, nitzer, and Alfie [377/1458] have team battled Charris, greycat, and Tenorman [34/1941] and won! 1 day, 06:13:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/14 22:14:08] CornFly [134/460] has challenged Reaper [569/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:57 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/16/14 03:43:44] Eksarion [34/149] has challenged CornFly [448/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Eksarion's clock.
[01/16/14 12:33:51] Godisme [8/707] has come upon CornFly [347/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:54:43 is added to Godisme's clock.
[01/16/14 15:42:44] grooverider, Gizmokid2005, and woonack [630/2683] have team battled SeySayux, sbp, and CornFly [1067/1774] and lost! 1 day, 14:43:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/14 16:18:39] CornFly [3/460] has challenged Plasmastar [86/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:00:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/18/14 07:22:35] idisjunction, aarontc, CornFly, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/14 10:35:45] Bearsgoroar [58/211] has challenged CornFly [417/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Bearsgoroar's clock.
[01/19/14 00:14:25] Harmjan [4/69] has challenged CornFly [411/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Harmjan's clock.
[01/19/14 09:20:42] CornFly [288/460] has come upon XJR-9 [518/597] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:22:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/19/14 13:20:34] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:10 from level 57.
[01/19/14 23:07:11] gamerx [107/226] has challenged CornFly [155/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to gamerx's clock.
[01/20/14 00:28:23] AxForest, mnemon, and Cenhinen [1361/1925] have team battled we6jbo, CornFly, and Pici [447/1588] and won! 0 days, 14:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/14 01:16:47] Bearsgoroar [118/264] has challenged CornFly [357/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Bearsgoroar's clock.
[01/20/14 02:52:24] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:34 towards level 57.
[01/20/14 21:44:24] TauPan [231/365] has challenged CornFly [74/460] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:20:35 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[01/21/14 00:44:09] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:59 towards level 57.
[01/21/14 06:40:29] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:37 towards level 57.
[01/21/14 20:10:27] CornFly [19/460] has challenged Tiamat [113/181] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/21/14 22:05:28] Prometheus, CornFly, and jose [822/2143] have team battled yond, brentwalther, and woonack [1164/2173] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/14 05:00:45] CornFly [297/460] has come upon XJR-9 [259/630] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:41:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/24/14 00:08:32] DarkSiL, CornFly, and Koreth [420/1583] have team battled sasaniak, freeboson, and aucg [1055/2037] and lost! 2 days, 03:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/14 16:13:58] CornFly [25/460] has come upon blizgerg [823/864] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:22:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/24/14 18:45:34] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:39 towards level 58.
[01/25/14 19:34:03] idisjunction, Hans.Wurst, Cameron_D, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/14 00:16:19] Syloq [223/306] has challenged CornFly [151/460] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:06:17 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[01/26/14 23:19:54] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:42 towards level 58.
[01/28/14 19:09:06] jmaugue, Prometheus, and Vostok [1883/1972] have team battled CornFly, Eksarion, and AxForest [553/1437] and won! 3 days, 20:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/14 13:16:10] CornFly [91/460] has come upon Chenzw [153/598] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:34:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/30/14 11:09:54] rmbell.the.great, Alfie, and CornFly [1027/1695] have team battled ChiefRA, keeper_c, and TheRub [613/2006] and won! 0 days, 21:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/14 10:51:36] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:09:16 towards level 58.
[02/02/14 02:00:13] fester [169/576] has challenged CornFly [155/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from fester's clock.
[02/02/14 18:22:04] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:27 towards level 58.
[02/11/14 08:54:03] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:18 towards level 58.
[02/11/14 09:59:04] CornFly [426/460] has challenged DanYELL [239/372] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:12:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/11/14 16:37:35] gideonstar, neurospex, and Hans.Wurst [1381/2132] have team battled brendan, Jens, and CornFly [345/1587] and won! 0 days, 15:06:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/14 06:36:38] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:17 towards level 58.
[02/12/14 11:06:36] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:48 towards level 58.
[02/12/14 23:09:13] CornFly [261/460] has challenged Nofew [88/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:40:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/12/14 23:15:11] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:29:10 from level 58.
[02/13/14 07:33:23] CornFly [95/460] has come upon m0shbear [632/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:04:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/13/14 07:44:15] oooooo [17/191] has challenged CornFly [437/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to oooooo's clock.
[02/14/14 02:16:49] vrillusions, Wayneoween, and CornFly [1651/2121] have team battled Fusl, Pici, and Odd [836/1262] and won! 1 day, 01:30:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/14 03:35:22] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:12 from level 58.
[02/15/14 04:21:10] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:25 towards level 58.
[02/20/14 17:05:12] blizgerg [821/864] has challenged CornFly [315/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:31:46 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/21/14 10:52:27] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:29 towards level 58.
[02/22/14 04:13:27] XJR-9 [547/632] has challenged CornFly [84/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:16:48 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[02/22/14 06:53:03] Doctor [226/234] has challenged CornFly [152/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[02/24/14 03:43:47] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:00 towards level 58.
[02/24/14 12:50:30] RansomTime [284/589] has challenged CornFly [361/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:27 is added to RansomTime's clock.
[02/24/14 15:10:01] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:55 towards level 58.
[02/24/14 16:37:56] Doctor, Birdbones, and wakeupscreaming [263/2014] have team battled felipe, CornFly, and Simie [237/1802] and won! 0 days, 00:11:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/14 19:32:22] TheRub, nitzer, and CornFly [449/1239] have team battled charitwo, XJR-9, and RansomTime [215/1729] and won! 0 days, 05:26:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/14 20:10:35] CornFly [59/460] has come upon Sheudecai [180/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/25/14 01:57:41] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:10 towards level 58.
[02/25/14 16:11:22] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:56 from level 58.
[02/26/14 01:49:30] CornFly [120/460] has challenged rasputo [65/1077] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/26/14 22:05:56] ElectRo [1282/1296] has challenged CornFly [325/460] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:06:04 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[02/27/14 08:08:34] CFSworks [465/695] has challenged CornFly [183/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:56:36 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[02/27/14 14:25:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 15 days, 05:15:09 toward level 59.
[02/27/14 17:39:13] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:41 towards level 59.
[02/28/14 04:07:36] CornFly, elf, and m0shbear [1768/1965] have team battled CFSworks, MetaNova, and blizgerg [1670/2125] and won! 2 days, 18:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/14 19:18:35] prattmic [222/277] has challenged CornFly [391/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/02/14 03:25:18] CornFly [288/460] has challenged iViLe [262/544] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:32:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/03/14 02:33:39] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:45 towards level 59.
[03/03/14 10:42:19] CornFly [95/460] has come upon mthw [149/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/04/14 02:37:45] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:21 from level 59.
[03/04/14 12:29:33] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:17 towards level 59.
[03/04/14 20:41:13] RansomTime [363/616] has challenged CornFly [434/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:39 is added to RansomTime's clock.
[03/05/14 00:00:45] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:58:57 from level 59.
[03/05/14 08:02:22] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/06/14 04:33:40] Satoshi [19/850] has come upon CornFly [419/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:52:33 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/06/14 15:51:56] Hans.Wurst [695/731] has challenged CornFly [428/451] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:21:27 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[03/07/14 01:25:44] prattmic [47/377] has challenged CornFly [134/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/09/14 14:09:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 20:38:40 toward level 59.
[03/09/14 22:51:42] filinep, iViLe, and pfoley [67/1626] have team battled lipek, Jens, and CornFly [1292/1540] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/14 00:08:24] brentwalther [251/617] has come upon CornFly [138/451] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:37:01 is removed from brentwalther's clock.
[03/11/14 10:48:19] CornFly [394/451] has challenged yond [791/852] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/12/14 14:27:27] CornFly [313/451] has challenged rasputo [575/1077] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:31:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/12/14 18:59:27] ajhgfa [75/453] has challenged CornFly [423/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[03/14/14 01:36:41] yond [360/852] has challenged CornFly [185/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:19:49 is removed from yond's clock.
[03/14/14 03:33:22] CornFly [79/451] has come upon TheRub [68/320] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:15:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/14/14 08:44:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 28 days, 06:41:57 toward level 60.
[03/14/14 09:20:41] CornFly [249/451] has come upon IdleMaster [278/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:08:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/14/14 22:20:57] prime, q3k, and Hrmph [679/1068] have team battled yawgmoth, CornFly, and noother [1364/1578] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/14 11:45:33] CornFly [250/451] has challenged aarontc [321/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:42:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/16/14 10:46:45] felipe [182/513] has come upon CornFly [73/451] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 00:12:52 is removed from felipe's clock.
[03/17/14 01:54:55] CornFly [416/451] has challenged Boohbah [307/456] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:59:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/17/14 09:00:54] CornFly left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/14 12:49:20] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:36:09 from level 60.
[03/17/14 17:45:20] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:15 towards level 60.
[03/17/14 20:26:48] arachnist [363/370] has challenged CornFly [196/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/18/14 00:37:01] noother [679/756] has come upon CornFly [104/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:56 is removed from noother's clock.
[03/18/14 13:45:42] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:31 towards level 60.
[03/18/14 19:05:59] CornFly [351/447] has challenged XJR-9 [228/692] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:10:25 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/19/14 14:56:42] seisgatos, pants, and CornFly [1376/1473] have team battled noother, AndroidVaan, and kenyon [1343/2256] and won! 0 days, 07:31:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 23:59:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 09:09:40 toward level 60.
[03/20/14 00:20:11] CornFly [183/447] has come upon oooooo [45/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/21/14 06:14:34] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:16 towards level 60.
[03/21/14 06:15:55] B100 [7/11] has challenged CornFly [118/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to B100's clock.
[03/21/14 07:14:12] iridis_discurro [64/221] has challenged CornFly [261/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[03/21/14 07:37:39] keeper_c, ryushe, and AndroidVaan [1376/2429] have team battled Cameron_D, CornFly, and iridis_discurro [732/1649] and won! 0 days, 07:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 15:07:21] CornFly [77/447] has come upon h00k [125/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/23/14 13:34:26] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:50 towards level 60.
[03/24/14 11:54:43] ryushe [547/803] has come upon CornFly [412/447] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:36:17 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[03/24/14 18:47:51] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/14 04:58:44] CornFly [331/452] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [335/410] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/25/14 08:46:27] AbrahamLinksys, Yankee, and CornFly [802/1705] have team battled Furry, Ulrich, and Birdbones [1091/1780] and lost! 2 days, 05:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/14 12:47:36] CornFly [104/452] has challenged fbenoit [59/385] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:00:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/25/14 13:19:14] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:53 towards level 61.
[03/27/14 02:36:22] charitwo [42/578] has challenged CornFly [22/452] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[03/27/14 04:00:26] Disori, Majak, and kenyon [1131/1748] have team battled Adar, CornFly, and gipyelrah [1475/2007] and lost! 1 day, 12:30:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/14 07:49:34] CornFly lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:28:55 from level 61.
[03/27/14 15:00:44] CornFly [292/452] has challenged Spazturtle [659/756] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:08:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/27/14 22:16:33] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:48:03 towards level 61.
[03/28/14 18:11:14] Kabaka [153/589] has challenged CornFly [153/452] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:06:59 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[03/29/14 06:38:36] CornFly [385/452] has come upon neurospex [248/940] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:14:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/29/14 10:32:46] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:40:17 from level 61.
[03/29/14 18:32:55] naori [174/613] has come upon CornFly [240/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:56 is added to naori's clock.
[03/30/14 05:57:05] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:09:51 from level 61.
[04/01/14 10:20:17] IdleMaster, dxrt, and Gizmokid2005 [154/2274] have team battled AngryParsley, Wayneoween, and CornFly [1251/2003] and lost! 1 day, 15:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/14 22:51:32] woonack [90/726] has come upon CornFly [170/455] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:21:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/03/14 01:04:37] Cameron_D, jca, and irix [1878/2097] have team battled suterismus, CornFly, and lipek [530/2432] and won! 0 days, 09:59:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/14 14:43:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 11:38:54 toward level 61.
[04/04/14 01:37:48] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:58 towards level 61.
[04/04/14 12:51:56] rmbell.the.great, Adar, CornFly, and keeper_c have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/14 14:56:59] Yako [140/396] has challenged CornFly [377/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Yako's clock.
[04/05/14 08:25:56] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/14 09:12:57] CornFly [156/458] has come upon aucg [162/695] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:33:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/24/14 15:18:40] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:02 towards level 61.
[04/26/14 05:38:53] CornFly [30/458] has come upon Cypher [276/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:07:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/27/14 11:45:22] mthw [86/666] has challenged CornFly [28/458] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from mthw's clock.
[04/28/14 01:25:58] verrbot [120/355] has challenged CornFly [386/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to verrbot's clock.
[04/28/14 14:36:00] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:33 towards level 61.
[04/28/14 20:35:46] yano, Fede, and Meistarin [958/2208] have team battled CornFly, simple, and prattmic [726/1304] and won! 0 days, 06:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/14 11:19:55] Adar, Hydrogenum, CornFly, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/14 18:15:40] CornFly [45/458] has challenged XenGi [1127/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:54:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/01/14 05:25:05] XJR-9 [74/694] has challenged CornFly [419/458] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:48:26 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[05/01/14 06:25:20] Alfie [313/573] has challenged CornFly [407/458] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:01:44 is added to Alfie's clock.
[05/03/14 01:20:24] CornFly, kaplejon, and iridis_discurro [662/1408] have team battled Simie, Tenorman, and Ardetus [375/1883] and won! 0 days, 05:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/14 03:34:56] honkybonky [59/271] has challenged CornFly [64/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[05/03/14 12:39:56] CornFly [60/458] has challenged yasdorian [467/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:09:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/03/14 12:55:09] Meistarin [453/812] has come upon CornFly [141/458] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:32:12 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[05/03/14 12:55:09] Meistarin has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:39:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/04/14 18:38:47] CornFly [58/458] has come upon Beavis [198/997] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/04/14 22:04:35] agrajag, Ardetus, and CornFly [669/1126] have team battled Chosi, r00f, and idleOne [826/1600] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/14 21:55:31] isharted [329/509] has challenged CornFly [222/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:56 is removed from isharted's clock.
[05/06/14 18:17:23] CornFly, IoP, and Fede [27/1164] have team battled Boohbah, honkybonky, and XenGi [1299/1899] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/14 09:07:29] CornFly [171/458] has challenged Cypher [239/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/07/14 20:09:32] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:58 towards level 61.
[05/08/14 07:45:12] CornFly was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:46 from level 61.
[05/08/14 11:52:19] Satoshi [205/867] has come upon CornFly [372/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:59 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/09/14 02:19:14] CornFly [410/458] has challenged naori [59/715] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:20:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/09/14 06:44:37] Krenz, Chosi, CornFly, and desspugne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/14 07:04:12] grooverider, CornFly, and dxrt [1820/2215] have team battled Adar, kenyon, and Chenzw [316/2010] and won! 0 days, 10:34:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/14 07:55:55] CornFly [457/458] has come upon Bokkie [341/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:58:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/09/14 12:22:58] CornFly [258/458] has come upon yasdorian [120/639] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/10/14 09:52:13] GilbertErik, BlastHardcheese, and CornFly [1519/1768] have team battled Cypher, kenyon, and slurms [1452/1622] and won! 0 days, 03:35:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/14 13:34:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 05:33:32 toward level 61.
[05/10/14 16:21:12] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:53 towards level 61.
[05/10/14 18:25:02] CornFly [271/476] has challenged Vargink [320/391] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/12/14 07:01:52] yond, AbrahamLinksys, and CornFly [714/1819] have team battled vegadark, Alfie, and BlastHardcheese [1090/2000] and lost! 6 days, 16:20:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/14 04:33:02] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:04:21 from level 62.
[05/13/14 08:59:30] mostlybadfly, IoP, and Mateusz [1023/1421] have team battled Avon, naori, and CornFly [1272/2211] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 07:27:18] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:32:31 towards level 62.
[05/16/14 09:10:15] CornFly [75/472] has challenged MontyZuma [709/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:55:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/16/14 20:34:23] KennyG [29/358] has challenged CornFly [113/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to KennyG's clock.
[05/17/14 05:02:48] Yako [283/482] has challenged CornFly [279/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Yako's clock.
[05/18/14 12:25:41] prime [373/435] has challenged CornFly [93/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:58:50 is removed from prime's clock.
[05/19/14 08:30:08] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:06:55 towards level 62.
[05/19/14 17:14:59] nickware [257/475] has challenged CornFly [39/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from nickware's clock.
[05/19/14 20:27:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 19 days, 08:56:25 toward level 62.
[05/20/14 09:53:20] rasputo [1018/1087] has come upon CornFly [53/472] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:44:48 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[05/20/14 19:44:32] CornFly [464/472] has come upon Wayneoween [379/599] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:57:06 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/24/14 08:14:11] CornFly, jbroome, and Sixbierehomme [830/1118] have team battled paysties, Vostok, and Dreadlish [1033/1678] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/14 00:08:01] Devrim, IdleMaster, and Dreadlish [626/1253] have team battled dxrt, rmbell.the.great, and CornFly [2013/2027] and lost! 0 days, 10:14:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/14 00:57:43] yasdorian [525/630] has come upon CornFly [397/472] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:25:51 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[05/26/14 04:15:32] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:43 from level 62.
[05/26/14 07:01:59] Sixbierehomme [133/205] has challenged CornFly [31/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:07 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/26/14 13:49:06] CornFly, Fogel, and PiotrekD [1869/1924] have team battled Pranker, kenyon, and sasaniak [526/2230] and won! 2 days, 18:13:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/14 06:43:33] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:10 towards level 62.
[05/28/14 23:53:04] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:36 towards level 62.
[05/29/14 01:32:42] kenyon, MontyZuma, and Hydrogenum [420/2827] have team battled vrillusions, neurospex, and CornFly [2259/2590] and lost! 0 days, 15:45:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/14 05:57:07] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:08:56 from level 62.
[05/30/14 01:52:06] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:19 towards level 62.
[05/30/14 20:00:05] Ardetus [93/370] has come upon CornFly [209/472] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:55:35 is added to Ardetus's clock.
[05/31/14 09:59:15] nickware [298/386] has challenged CornFly [165/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from nickware's clock.
[05/31/14 09:59:15] nickware has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:18:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/31/14 11:59:53] CornFly [368/472] has challenged ovf [431/492] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:00:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/31/14 21:38:34] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:48:19 from level 62.
[08/12/14 14:57:29] CornFly [104/472] has come upon Birdbones [210/879] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:39:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/13/14 14:53:42] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:36:21 towards level 62.
[08/13/14 21:05:35] CornFly [189/472] has challenged rww [71/316] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:47:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/14/14 13:31:22] paklido, sbp, and gideonstar [649/2006] have team battled honkybonky, CornFly, and mostlybadfly [411/1515] and won! 0 days, 06:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/14 13:38:18] prattmic [448/677] has challenged CornFly [389/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[08/14/14 13:38:18] prattmic has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:28:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/15/14 02:13:34] Jens [336/815] has challenged CornFly [464/472] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/15/14 15:17:58] RedW [64/882] has challenged CornFly [298/472] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:27:36 is added to RedW's clock.
[08/15/14 22:20:10] CornFly [329/472] has come upon aucg [127/700] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:47:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/31/14 06:15:31] CornFly [194/472] has come upon yond [277/849] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:59:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/01/14 11:53:51] CornFly fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CornFly's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/14 11:55:19] Birdbones [691/879] has come upon CornFly [222/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/13/14 08:02:12] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:04 towards level 62.
[09/17/14 18:21:23] Cenhinen, CornFly, and Gunther [766/1481] have team battled simple, digitaldonk, and VonGuard [898/1803] and lost! 0 days, 22:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 03:02:13] Furry, brendan, and Avon [100/2022] have team battled CornFly, Sixbierehomme, and Simie [1547/1671] and lost! 1 day, 23:15:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 04:53:29] CornFly [436/468] has come upon Babar [449/887] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:06:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/18/14 16:10:43] CornFly [239/468] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [288/802] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:54:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/18/14 16:32:37] ajhgfa, CornFly, and desspugne [1426/1922] have team battled IdleMaster, jstg, and kenyon [672/1866] and won! 1 day, 20:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/14 19:38:52] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:24 towards level 62.
[09/19/14 06:32:58] eva42 [287/391] has challenged CornFly [281/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/20/14 00:00:59] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:21:42 towards level 62.
[09/20/14 01:02:37] CornFly EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:48 from level 62.
[09/21/14 02:29:04] CornFly [404/468] has come upon Pici [474/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:16:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/22/14 17:52:30] tmberg [714/898] has challenged CornFly [201/468] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:37:44 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/22/14 23:45:50] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:23:20 towards level 62.
[09/24/14 08:09:00] CornFly [452/468] has come upon honkybonky [455/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/24/14 13:48:13] CornFly [183/468] has come upon Boohbah [403/412] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/25/14 20:38:33] woonack [357/754] has come upon CornFly [368/468] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:43:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/25/14 22:11:00] Sturmvogel, CornFly, and ElectRo [146/2143] have team battled tinpusher, FenrirWolf, and Pici [501/1325] and lost! 0 days, 13:01:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/14 01:17:39] CornFly was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:49:10 from level 62.
[09/26/14 04:16:38] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:01 towards level 62.
[09/26/14 14:25:19] CornFly [69/468] has come upon Diesel [129/391] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:54:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/27/14 06:47:20] CornFly fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CornFly's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/14 11:30:34] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:55 towards level 62.
[09/27/14 14:18:03] CornFly [28/464] has come upon advocatus [231/380] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:17:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/27/14 16:17:43] CornFly, Ouchy, and Cameron_D [408/1765] have team battled rasputo, brendan, and sbp [99/2378] and won! 0 days, 00:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 04:52:20] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:55 towards level 62.
[09/28/14 05:41:24] CornFly, Ttech, and sartan [1510/2729] have team battled mostlybadfly, Totengeist, and Diesel [999/1163] and won! 3 days, 18:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/14 17:09:22] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/14 17:38:31] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:06 towards level 62.
[10/01/14 07:00:23] SCSi, simple, and CornFly [1549/1649] have team battled m0shbear, PiotrekD, and h00k [1292/2469] and won! 2 days, 18:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/14 18:20:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 16:12:52 toward level 62.
[10/02/14 23:23:42] CornFly [96/461] has challenged lolwut [891/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/04/14 18:41:42] CornFly [423/461] has come upon drazil [155/369] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:15:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/04/14 18:41:42] CornFly has dealt drazil a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:48:39 is added to drazil's clock.
[10/07/14 04:45:49] mostlybadfly [162/449] has challenged CornFly [247/461] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to mostlybadfly's clock.
[10/07/14 10:03:12] CornFly [211/470] has challenged charitwo [106/465] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from CornFly's clock.

[10/07/14 20:25:42] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:10:17 towards level 63.
[10/07/14 23:34:50] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:02:54 towards level 63.
[10/08/14 04:27:34] yasdorian, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Str1ngS [876/2103] have team battled CornFly, Bender, and AKBlindy [892/1565] and lost! 1 day, 20:00:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/14 16:02:29] CornFly [162/470] has challenged tmberg [356/891] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:11:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/10/14 13:16:03] naw [150/520] has challenged CornFly [276/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:18 is added to naw's clock.
[10/11/14 00:19:24] CornFly [45/470] has challenged lipek [135/1025] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:11:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/11/14 06:37:50] CornFly [149/470] has come upon aucg [276/705] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:08:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/11/14 20:45:00] yawgmoth, _stink_, and h00k [234/1898] have team battled Cypher, CornFly, and Flynn [1211/1552] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/14 23:31:40] CornFly [408/470] has come upon Sixbierehomme [195/523] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:08:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/12/14 16:32:40] CornFly [39/470] has come upon andrewhuntley [15/318] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:16:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/13/14 07:50:16] Son_of_Guy [5/23] has challenged CornFly [200/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Son_of_Guy's clock.
[10/13/14 17:15:43] bigjay, CornFly, and Killerkid [1284/1618] have team battled Majak, Birdbones, and agrajag [1592/1607] and lost! 4 days, 06:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/14 08:38:15] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:54:11 towards level 63.
[10/14/14 14:46:48] CornFly was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:38:45 from level 63.
[10/15/14 20:34:47] CornFly [195/470] has come upon Krenz [563/847] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:47:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/15/14 22:31:14] lolwut, neo, and yond [708/2234] have team battled kaplejon, CornFly, and Gizmokid2005 [1429/1923] and lost! 1 day, 03:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/14 12:01:49] Kartoffelsuppe [184/421] has challenged CornFly [411/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:47 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[10/16/14 12:13:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 04:33:45 from level 63.
[10/16/14 19:04:03] h00k [180/940] has challenged CornFly [150/470] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:00:12 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/17/14 02:19:25] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:33:47 towards level 63.
[10/18/14 09:00:37] r00f, CornFly, and Derpy [325/1541] have team battled classicBastid, Ennd, and ryushe [1166/1663] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/14 21:40:50] CornFly [247/470] has come upon ovf [412/470] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:54:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/19/14 01:31:52] CornFly, Meistarin, and lolwut [2173/2230] have team battled zid, Alfie, and kork [329/1215] and won! 1 day, 03:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/14 14:49:12] CornFly [89/470] has come upon XJR-9 [427/708] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:28:57 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/20/14 06:33:39] Apollo [15/215] has challenged CornFly [380/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Apollo's clock.
[10/20/14 13:34:11] paysties [267/557] has challenged CornFly [427/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:26:14 is added to paysties's clock.
[10/20/14 17:44:35] Idler [2/4] has challenged CornFly [85/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Idler's clock.
[10/20/14 21:28:43] shandor [101/310] has come upon CornFly [91/470] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:51 is removed from shandor's clock.
[10/23/14 00:56:45] Cenhinen [326/520] has challenged CornFly [118/470] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:39 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[10/23/14 00:56:45] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped his level 35 shield! Cenhinen picks it up, tossing his old level 29 shield to CornFly.
[10/23/14 08:59:41] Gizmokid2005 [982/1009] has challenged CornFly [387/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:41:38 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[11/13/14 06:39:55] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:43:05 towards level 63.
[11/13/14 08:35:09] CornFly [164/464] has challenged Jeran [383/554] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:22:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/13/14 13:49:38] SirMonkeybox [84/545] has challenged CornFly [309/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/13/14 16:49:54] Lucien [106/351] has challenged CornFly [296/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Lucien's clock.
[11/14/14 08:42:34] L235 [164/462] has challenged CornFly [287/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:51 is added to L235's clock.
[11/14/14 18:36:10] double [141/232] has challenged CornFly [197/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to double's clock.
[11/14/14 23:50:30] ruan [243/985] has come upon CornFly [243/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:35:46 is removed from ruan's clock.
[11/15/14 03:39:41] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:19:00 from level 63.
[11/17/14 08:04:54] CornFly [392/464] has challenged ruan [395/999] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:33:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/17/14 09:05:12] CornFly [190/464] has challenged Andries [115/465] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:24:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/19/14 23:22:48] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:45:23 from level 63.
[11/21/14 08:06:38] h00k [810/940] has come upon CornFly [462/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:39 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/21/14 16:47:03] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:20:44 towards level 63.
[11/21/14 21:20:45] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:50:07 towards level 63.
[11/23/14 15:23:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 47 days, 16:04:54 toward level 63.
[11/24/14 04:22:16] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:19 towards level 63.
[11/26/14 00:39:30] CornFly [34/464] has come upon droogie [122/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:24:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/27/14 17:40:12] Cypher, CornFly, and RBecker [47/1326] have team battled discopig, greycat, and Darky [1358/1841] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:03 is added to their clocks.

[11/28/14 00:37:52] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:10 towards level 63.
[11/30/14 06:43:25] kaplejon [297/488] has challenged CornFly [424/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:15 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[12/01/14 10:29:04] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:26:56 from level 63.
[12/01/14 12:14:23] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:41:44 towards level 63.
[12/01/14 13:01:30] Misza [5/249] has challenged CornFly [436/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Misza's clock.
[12/02/14 08:40:50] twohlix, gipyelrah, and andrewhuntley [1526/1885] have team battled brentwalther, CornFly, and Kyree [1656/1721] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/14 11:38:21] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:35 from level 63.
[12/02/14 21:14:08] LordH [2/8] has challenged CornFly [403/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to LordH's clock.
[12/03/14 01:52:16] ReGan, Pici, and Eksarion [552/1498] have team battled Birdbones, CornFly, and Sixbierehomme [866/1885] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/14 00:00:34] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:26:48 towards level 63.
[12/06/14 00:18:23] Shr3k, a1291762, and greycat [342/2094] have team battled CornFly, Darky, and dindinx [1575/1649] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/14 20:20:11] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:26 towards level 63.
[12/07/14 11:03:39] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:45 towards level 63.
[12/07/14 13:35:48] CornFly, Str1ngS, and bairyn [1126/1367] have team battled Tronsha, Birdbones, and RedW [1083/2147] and won! 0 days, 01:55:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 02:44:16] Lenny [701/987] has challenged CornFly [102/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:12:12 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[12/08/14 05:42:24] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/08/14 07:55:04] c0de [111/653] has come upon CornFly [121/455] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:21:56 is added to c0de's clock.
[12/09/14 03:52:16] CornFly [23/455] has challenged twohlix [51/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/09/14 17:56:54] CornFly [37/455] has challenged Trondby [98/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:52:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/10/14 03:06:13] CornFly [172/455] has come upon Ennd [505/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:20:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/10/14 06:20:18] Egypt [105/268] has challenged CornFly [229/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Egypt's clock.
[12/10/14 10:01:20] elf [524/847] has come upon CornFly [53/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:56 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/11/14 10:27:08] Ennd, fattrat, and XJR-9 [308/1721] have team battled Rarity, CornFly, and alexj [120/1507] and won! 1 day, 17:20:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/14 16:42:13] CornFly [440/455] has come upon paklido [137/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:35:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/12/14 06:25:52] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:03 towards level 63.
[12/13/14 07:24:39] Curlybear [179/444] has challenged CornFly [157/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:15:34 is removed from Curlybear's clock.
[12/13/14 15:49:33] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/14 05:41:29] prattmic, CornFly, and Sixbierehomme [410/1786] have team battled keeper_c, TheMadHatter, and nitzer [441/1886] and lost! 0 days, 17:09:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/14 13:10:41] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:48 from level 63.
[12/15/14 19:44:38] CornFly [436/455] has challenged Brom [164/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:29:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/18/14 16:34:26] CornFly [278/455] has come upon grooverider [406/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/18/14 16:34:47] CornFly [447/455] has come upon grooverider [44/949] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:30:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/18/14 18:12:59] simple, CornFly, and Adar [1191/1779] have team battled MadHatter, NightExcessive, and mthw [804/1532] and won! 0 days, 11:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 18:23:15] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:54 towards level 63.
[12/20/14 08:20:06] CornFly [213/455] has challenged JuanMaestro [219/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/31/14 21:57:10] CornFly [435/455] has challenged dwfreed [500/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/01/15 23:02:04] TheMadHatter, pipework, and Sixbierehomme [262/1490] have team battled Majak, CornFly, and PersonalJ [837/1301] and lost! 1 day, 17:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/15 13:32:24] yasdorian, kaplejon, and CornFly [682/1710] have team battled grooverider, Mateusz, and pixelate [1573/2012] and lost! 0 days, 13:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/15 23:32:38] CornFly [301/458] has come upon dindinx [479/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/06/15 03:40:20] CornFly [349/466] has challenged Kinsmir [282/587] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/06/15 21:07:17] Lord [12/24] has challenged CornFly [171/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Lord's clock.
[01/07/15 18:21:44] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:10:43 from level 64.
[01/07/15 19:17:16] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:18:09 towards level 64.
[01/08/15 08:06:55] CornFly [34/466] has challenged kork [225/415] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:29:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/08/15 09:40:01] identd, nfsnobody, and allo [714/1703] have team battled Doctor, CornFly, and ToxicMouse [137/1706] and won! 0 days, 04:30:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/15 12:40:56] suterismus [225/1202] has come upon CornFly [229/466] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:27:57 is added to suterismus's clock.
[01/09/15 00:11:54] Soappy [300/539] has challenged CornFly [413/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:40 is added to Soappy's clock.
[01/10/15 07:29:55] CornFly [123/466] has come upon simple [114/505] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:35:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/10/15 07:29:55] CornFly has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:43:23 is added to simple's clock.
[01/10/15 10:21:26] discopig [226/338] has come upon CornFly [231/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:16 is added to discopig's clock.
[01/10/15 12:03:43] CornFly [137/466] has come upon bendem [51/549] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:05:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/10/15 21:12:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 13 days, 10:43:42 toward level 64.
[01/11/15 02:36:09] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:58:09 from level 64.
[01/13/15 03:51:17] CornFly, godog, AKBlindy, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/15 04:42:25] CornFly [313/466] has challenged Adar [408/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/14/15 20:45:50] CornFly [387/466] has come upon SpamMage [283/624] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:01:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/16/15 06:44:06] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:30 towards level 64.
[01/16/15 10:08:45] CornFly [121/466] has come upon ReGan [143/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:27:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/16/15 11:09:23] SpamMage [87/624] has challenged CornFly [423/466] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:56:59 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[01/16/15 23:21:00] Gunther, yano, Sixbierehomme, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/15 11:16:11] CornFly [197/466] has challenged MetaNova [577/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:26:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/17/15 19:24:01] Agusanz [13/363] has challenged CornFly [161/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[01/18/15 13:43:44] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:59 towards level 64.
[01/18/15 14:22:10] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:19 towards level 64.
[01/19/15 15:23:17] Sixbierehomme [126/600] has challenged CornFly [268/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:29:15 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[01/20/15 01:41:45] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:13 from level 64.
[01/20/15 08:08:19] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:07 towards level 64.
[01/20/15 08:27:50] charitwo [307/490] has challenged CornFly [112/466] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:31:07 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[01/20/15 13:55:37] MontyZuma [533/907] has come upon CornFly [47/466] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:13:37 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[01/20/15 19:30:40] CRowen [615/663] has challenged CornFly [60/466] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:52:03 is removed from CRowen's clock.
[01/20/15 20:30:57] idleOne [230/905] has challenged CornFly [254/466] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:17 is added to idleOne's clock.
[01/20/15 20:46:52] jholtom [235/480] has challenged CornFly [416/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to jholtom's clock.
[01/21/15 05:33:16] CornFly [173/466] has challenged archlich [77/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:05:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/23/15 08:53:01] CornFly [27/466] has come upon bendem [305/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/24/15 04:35:21] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:08 towards level 64.
[01/24/15 04:37:22] CornFly [423/466] has come upon kaplejon [14/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:53:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/24/15 04:37:22] CornFly has dealt kaplejon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:22:35 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[01/24/15 07:07:48] CornFly [29/466] has come upon simple [329/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/25/15 05:46:43] desspugne, Andries, and CornFly [1839/1931] have team battled disk, Avon, and mthw [907/2310] and won! 0 days, 07:13:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/15 23:18:55] CornFly [254/466] has come upon keepermurf [287/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/26/15 05:06:41] TauPan, Mateusz, and mthw [527/1666] have team battled honkybonky, DiCEr1904, and CornFly [187/1668] and won! 1 day, 09:50:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/15 23:33:44] BlastHardcheese, twohlix, and Birdbones [2195/2380] have team battled Pici, Misza, and CornFly [393/1609] and won! 3 days, 02:24:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 03:58:59] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:41 from level 64.
[01/27/15 21:37:27] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:24 towards level 64.
[01/29/15 13:17:30] CornFly [238/469] has challenged kaplejon [470/491] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/30/15 22:17:20] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/15 10:33:12] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:23 towards level 65.
[02/01/15 20:43:34] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:20:02 towards level 65.
[02/02/15 06:11:29] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:03:01 from level 65.
[02/03/15 09:29:24] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:59:34 towards level 65.
[02/03/15 10:22:04] Pranker, Cameron_D, and dxrt [828/2474] have team battled SubWolf, CornFly, and vegadark [736/1181] and won! 1 day, 20:08:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/15 12:44:21] CornFly [386/472] has come upon sasaniak [653/662] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:20:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/04/15 19:18:23] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:11 towards level 65.
[02/04/15 20:41:04] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:26:28 towards level 65.
[02/05/15 19:52:22] CornFly, Andries, and suterismus [1818/2010] have team battled NightExcessive, G33KY, and keeper_c [368/2288] and won! 0 days, 19:46:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/15 04:23:22] franciaman [206/218] has challenged CornFly [412/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to franciaman's clock.
[02/06/15 13:21:27] Sir_Lemming [331/508] has challenged CornFly [249/472] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:06:21 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/06/15 14:49:33] keepermurf, CornFly, and Meistarin [204/1733] have team battled SpamMage, Virtual, and MetaNova [2009/2386] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/15 11:06:17] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:29:26 from level 65.
[02/07/15 14:34:22] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:13:30 towards level 65.
[02/07/15 23:25:11] Soappy [246/557] has challenged CornFly [182/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[02/08/15 07:33:45] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:47:36 towards level 65.
[02/09/15 07:39:14] MontyZuma [509/914] has come upon CornFly [179/472] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:54:33 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[02/09/15 21:48:40] Zanoab [445/478] has challenged CornFly [259/472] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:21:41 is removed from Zanoab's clock.
[02/10/15 10:52:56] twohlix [396/570] has challenged CornFly [213/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:57:30 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[02/10/15 20:32:06] gravis, G33KY, and CornFly [234/1669] have team battled XenGi, charitwo, and ChasedSpade [241/1971] and lost! 2 days, 22:34:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/15 05:49:07] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:12 towards level 65.
[02/13/15 12:44:39] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:14:26 towards level 65.
[02/13/15 20:03:07] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:09:00 from level 65.
[02/14/15 17:31:02] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:37 towards level 65.
[02/15/15 10:44:33] Ttech, Nayru, and CornFly [1451/2348] have team battled simple, mthw, and zbart [941/1736] and won! 2 days, 21:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/15 17:55:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 06:23:41 toward level 65.
[02/16/15 07:36:34] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:25 from level 65.
[02/16/15 09:41:32] CornFly [76/472] has challenged SchrodingersScat [477/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:09:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/17/15 01:47:01] Pici [408/667] has challenged CornFly [37/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:10 is removed from Pici's clock.
[02/21/15 08:53:29] yawgmoth [180/523] has come upon CornFly [47/472] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:56:04 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[02/22/15 03:10:09] CornFly [60/472] has come upon strugart [406/747] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:26:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/24/15 00:35:34] CornFly [77/472] has come upon Rarity [106/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:02:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/25/15 20:58:37] yond [781/923] has challenged CornFly [266/472] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:00:34 is removed from yond's clock.
[03/02/15 02:50:16] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/15 17:09:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 04:01:24 toward level 65.
[03/03/15 05:41:03] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:22 towards level 65.
[03/03/15 06:44:08] Budzogan [274/401] has challenged CornFly [428/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:47 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[03/04/15 19:12:59] CornFly burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! CornFly's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/15 13:03:19] CornFly [453/462] has challenged idisjunction [486/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/06/15 05:43:41] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:27 towards level 65.
[03/06/15 05:56:14] Akuma_no_Tsubasa [3/24] has challenged CornFly [222/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Akuma_no_Tsubasa's clock.
[03/07/15 11:34:36] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:07 from level 65.
[03/10/15 05:52:55] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:24 from level 65.
[03/11/15 02:40:16] CornFly [344/462] has challenged verrbot [115/498] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/11/15 03:28:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 22:20:13 toward level 66.
[03/11/15 13:52:31] Xpktro [185/439] has challenged CornFly [310/462] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:30:28 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[03/12/15 03:57:30] grooverider [289/982] has challenged CornFly [120/462] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:55:51 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/12/15 03:57:30] grooverider has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:48:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/12/15 08:59:15] CornFly [260/462] has challenged MadHatter [276/479] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:07:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/12/15 19:02:46] CornFly [72/462] has challenged reim [397/435] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:04:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/15 00:03:52] CornFly [139/462] has come upon Brainiac [315/343] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:12:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/15 02:28:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 42 days, 23:29:15 toward level 66.
[03/15/15 06:23:18] Weedle [277/666] has challenged CornFly [331/462] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:05:18 is added to Weedle's clock.
[03/15/15 07:06:07] Akuma_no_Tsubasa [182/250] has challenged CornFly [227/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Akuma_no_Tsubasa's clock.
[03/15/15 14:33:15] vegadark [148/509] has come upon CornFly [94/462] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:39:11 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/16/15 08:47:44] Simie, Akiyuki, and pants [967/1736] have team battled clonak, jholtom, and CornFly [923/1544] and won! 0 days, 02:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/15 15:35:06] CornFly [288/462] has challenged Cysioland [243/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:56:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/17/15 13:40:02] soltys [304/479] has come upon CornFly [3/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:17:39 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/17/15 22:45:54] CornFly [355/462] has challenged argus [67/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:35:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/18/15 07:52:10] Trozz [42/52] has challenged CornFly [73/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Trozz's clock.
[03/19/15 10:13:05] CornFly, AngryParsley, and tiwake [887/2285] have team battled Agent86, FrodoTheHobbit, and sasaniak [618/2235] and won! 1 day, 18:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/15 16:49:02] CornFly [127/462] has come upon phobos_anomaly [18/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/22/15 03:25:07] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:52 towards level 66.
[03/22/15 10:59:34] Alric`, Mateusz, and Birdbones [1288/1811] have team battled CornFly, honkybonky, and identd [845/2064] and won! 0 days, 20:33:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/15 19:27:22] Plasmastar [238/470] has come upon CornFly [207/462] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:07:14 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[03/22/15 19:49:36] Plasmastar [372/470] has come upon CornFly [222/462] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:40:55 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[03/22/15 20:11:58] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:25 towards level 66.
[03/23/15 05:29:37] CornFly [370/462] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [659/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/23/15 17:34:41] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:04 towards level 66.
[03/23/15 23:46:27] coquinounet, NezumiRyu, and CornFly [3/1154] have team battled MetaNova, Ladon, and jstg [1250/1801] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 08:52:49] CornFly [189/462] has come upon tiwake [203/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/24/15 16:46:24] Satoshi [420/854] has come upon CornFly [85/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:00:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/24/15 21:43:46] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:07 towards level 66.
[03/25/15 10:48:08] CornFly [258/462] has challenged Frogging101 [503/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/25/15 13:20:47] ChiefRA, theemstra, and Cameron_D [502/1903] have team battled Tartarus, CornFly, and davidfg4 [1002/1745] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/15 06:20:32] CornFly [341/462] has come upon shandor [607/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/27/15 00:01:08] Sir_Lemming [278/508] has challenged CornFly [132/462] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:28:00 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/27/15 03:02:08] CornFly [182/462] has challenged Kinsmir [421/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/27/15 05:56:22] CornFly [429/462] has challenged dxrt [293/906] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/27/15 11:43:32] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:27:59 towards level 67.
[03/28/15 11:34:50] CornFly [129/462] has come upon MadHatter [212/490] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:22:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/29/15 16:08:12] CornFly [134/462] has come upon Zaratustra [202/545] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:34:11 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/30/15 04:41:19] FooBar [163/322] has challenged CornFly [256/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to FooBar's clock.
[03/31/15 14:45:38] CornFly [298/462] has come upon sedrik [622/644] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:54:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/02/15 01:05:00] sasaniak, Akuma_no_Tsubasa, and charitwo [709/1511] have team battled kork, CornFly, and irix [1568/1705] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/15 03:09:08] sjums_the_great [25/225] has challenged CornFly [155/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/02/15 04:02:24] CornFly [15/462] has come upon Tamini [268/349] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:20:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/02/15 11:14:50] eva42, Regnor, and CornFly [471/1404] have team battled damyan, Charris, and pipework [1178/1287] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/15 23:01:30] CornFly [38/462] has come upon Glorfindel [61/514] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:49:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/03/15 04:06:33] CornFly [84/462] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [381/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:11:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/03/15 17:37:10] enCyde [212/280] has challenged CornFly [25/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from enCyde's clock.
[04/04/15 08:49:11] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:56:43 towards level 67.
[04/04/15 11:57:50] jsrn_of_the_naps [123/354] has challenged CornFly [206/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to jsrn_of_the_naps's clock.
[04/04/15 13:27:59] godog, CornFly, and agrajag [142/1447] have team battled a1291762, FooBar, and jenksy [41/1451] and won! 0 days, 05:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/15 10:38:38] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:28:48 towards level 67.
[04/05/15 16:55:08] CornFly [185/462] has come upon keepermurf [370/582] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:57:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/06/15 11:36:15] CornFly [37/462] has challenged TauPan [107/317] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:46:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/08/15 21:20:48] agrajag [384/598] has come upon CornFly [31/462] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:55:05 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[04/09/15 18:27:36] irix, Alric`, and CornFly [108/1614] have team battled Jareeta, arlen, and blind [1313/2174] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/15 06:48:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 26 days, 08:47:50 toward level 67.
[04/11/15 11:26:44] CornFly [425/462] has come upon prime [32/601] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:57:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/11/15 16:59:09] crazyoldman [51/93] has challenged CornFly [18/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:11 is removed from crazyoldman's clock.
[04/12/15 07:11:36] Brainiac, allo, and CornFly [680/1378] have team battled Misza, Charris, and crazyoldman [362/1165] and won! 0 days, 03:08:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 21:34:57] G33KY [486/715] has come upon CornFly [423/462] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:56:46 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[04/12/15 21:36:10] CornFly [396/462] has come upon idisjunction [437/855] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:34:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/14/15 07:45:51] CornFly [425/462] has come upon benoliver999 [38/243] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:34:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/14/15 21:03:59] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/15 03:55:12] Simie [180/861] has challenged CornFly [337/466] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:15:44 is added to Simie's clock.
[04/15/15 05:02:51] arlen [372/442] has challenged CornFly [412/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to arlen's clock.
[04/15/15 11:48:31] Verdaniss [208/248] has challenged CornFly [460/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Verdaniss's clock.
[04/15/15 17:29:10] roguesith, gipyelrah, and TauPan [1447/1512] have team battled fattrat, CornFly, and soltys [889/1536] and won! 0 days, 00:21:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/15 03:56:16] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:08:08 from level 67.
[04/17/15 05:32:17] CornFly [250/466] has come upon grooverider [30/987] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:42:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/18/15 02:21:56] ChiefRA [494/550] has challenged CornFly [294/466] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:50:19 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[04/18/15 16:59:44] MetaNova [345/689] has challenged CornFly [178/466] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/19/15 22:05:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 8 days, 12:09:06 toward level 67.
[04/20/15 03:46:57] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:33 from level 67.
[04/20/15 08:44:33] Yeri [37/96] has come upon CornFly [317/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Yeri's clock.
[04/20/15 10:16:25] boxfire [200/243] has challenged CornFly [182/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from boxfire's clock.
[04/20/15 21:07:57] Frogging101, CornFly, and sjums_the_great [1158/1501] have team battled DiCEr1904, damyan, and Majak [1617/1713] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/15 03:44:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 5 days, 22:30:30 toward level 67.
[04/22/15 18:08:17] PriceChild, Sixbierehomme, and CornFly [91/1856] have team battled nfsnobody, Agent86, and charitwo [220/1786] and lost! 0 days, 14:35:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/15 19:38:59] CornFly [420/466] has come upon Flynn [152/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/23/15 10:29:01] Cameron_D, pfoley, and agrajag [1964/2542] have team battled Akiyuki, woonack, and CornFly [1442/1776] and won! 1 day, 22:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/15 22:47:39] CornFly [285/466] has come upon LordH [523/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:06 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/24/15 10:14:03] CornFly [155/466] has challenged vegadark [62/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/24/15 19:05:19] CornFly [58/466] has come upon greycat [49/850] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:20:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/27/15 03:01:44] Lowbow [189/322] has come upon CornFly [79/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:12:18 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[04/27/15 20:16:48] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:16 towards level 67.
[04/29/15 16:30:55] CornFly, Fluttershy, and jstg [254/1764] have team battled Birdbones, Simie, and dindinx [1631/2287] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/15 22:25:30] CornFly [507/712] has challenged droogie [478/850] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/01/15 00:04:30] ruan [524/638] has come upon CornFly [623/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:02:12 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/03/15 08:14:45] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:27:16 towards level 68.
[05/04/15 05:41:32] fwilson [293/360] has challenged CornFly [476/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to fwilson's clock.
[05/06/15 01:22:35] mthw, CornFly, and Hydrogenum [1643/2254] have team battled Cypher, Lowbow, and keeper_c [804/2265] and won! 1 day, 01:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/15 19:03:20] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:30:40 towards level 68.
[05/07/15 08:23:45] merryfett, Crazycatlady, and Foible [919/1170] have team battled Zaratustra, CornFly, and XJR-9 [1199/2055] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/15 15:38:02] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:46:42 towards level 68.
[05/09/15 00:16:10] fattrat [156/625] has come upon CornFly [693/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:34:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/09/15 19:45:38] IdleMaster [391/392] has come upon CornFly [227/712] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:48:47 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/12/15 14:36:08] IRCd [96/217] has challenged CornFly [276/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to IRCd's clock.
[05/14/15 06:04:27] Mirc0p [154/234] has challenged CornFly [195/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/14/15 09:39:51] astropoint [232/318] has challenged CornFly [680/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to astropoint's clock.
[05/14/15 11:55:22] CornFly [158/712] has come upon blizgerg [769/972] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:44:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/14/15 16:53:51] paramourne [429/530] has challenged CornFly [608/712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to paramourne's clock.
[05/15/15 13:32:37] CornFly [270/712] has come upon neo [690/757] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:48:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/16/15 04:14:01] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:58 towards level 68.
[05/19/15 05:04:42] damyan, CornFly, and prattmic [786/2234] have team battled amdavies, XenGi, and idisjunction [195/2151] and won! 0 days, 23:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 09:25:37] CornFly [558/712] has challenged rharwood [188/305] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:51:19 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/19/15 14:14:39] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:11 towards level 68.
[05/19/15 20:04:10] CornFly [60/712] has come upon davidfg4 [179/1035] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:07:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/20/15 08:05:27] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:33:10 from level 68.
[05/20/15 21:59:14] allo, Fluttershy, and CornFly [1319/2070] have team battled Mateusz, Foible, and pekster [326/1680] and won! 4 days, 18:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/15 02:19:57] Killerkid, CornFly, and ChasedSpade [1003/1883] have team battled reim, Foible, and discopig [918/1376] and won! 0 days, 13:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 21:52:10] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:12:33 from level 68.
[05/23/15 18:29:20] vegadark [392/534] has come upon CornFly [231/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:28:28 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/24/15 03:43:30] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:23:50 from level 68.
[05/24/15 21:02:43] b0rk3dDAIntranet [88/239] has challenged CornFly [32/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from b0rk3dDAIntranet's clock.
[05/24/15 21:06:11] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:57 towards level 68.
[05/24/15 21:11:28] CornFly [43/712] has challenged CFSworks [265/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:54:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/26/15 12:25:19] argus [50/712] has challenged CornFly [114/712] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:55:10 is added to argus's clock.
[05/27/15 01:29:32] iLP [175/214] has challenged CornFly [328/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to iLP's clock.
[05/27/15 04:31:04] pipework [227/424] has challenged CornFly [348/712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:51 is added to pipework's clock.
[05/27/15 11:03:56] CornFly [391/712] has come upon irix [486/848] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:57 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/27/15 11:33:36] CornFly [418/712] has challenged SlowRiot [458/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:09:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/29/15 03:51:51] Tenorman [859/913] has come upon CornFly [660/712] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:09:45 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/29/15 12:08:18] bendem, CornFly, and Lowbow [538/1502] have team battled PiotrekD, cbob, and sjums_the_great [632/1515] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/15 10:04:26] CornFly reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/15 11:14:15] CornFly [103/714] has come upon Preedditty [189/237] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:08:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/30/15 13:31:25] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:26:25 towards level 68.
[05/30/15 18:01:20] CornFly [530/714] has challenged TimWolla [418/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:23:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/30/15 23:03:12] Panick [75/423] has challenged CornFly [354/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:37:38 is added to Panick's clock.
[06/01/15 00:01:52] Heisenberg, gravis, and SirMonkeybox [1570/1773] have team battled CornFly, Cameron_D, and MadHatter [740/2268] and won! 0 days, 17:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 07:29:54] CornFly [108/714] has come upon dindinx [107/552] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:28:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/01/15 13:34:34] CornFly [274/714] has come upon bigjay [527/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:46:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/02/15 13:49:59] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:46 towards level 68.
[06/02/15 19:27:35] prime [276/601] has challenged CornFly [335/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:45:24 is added to prime's clock.
[06/03/15 18:35:49] CornFly [550/714] has challenged AngryParsley [7/895] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:37:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/03/15 20:40:15] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:24 towards level 68.
[06/05/15 09:06:47] CornFly, SlowRiot, and abra0 [1909/2185] have team battled SirMonkeybox, greycat, and tangerine [722/1905] and won! 0 days, 00:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 17:25:47] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:06 towards level 68.
[06/06/15 16:02:42] CornFly [524/714] has come upon gravis [365/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/06/15 19:46:20] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:26 towards level 68.
[06/06/15 20:01:49] CornFly [348/714] has challenged Tamini [330/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/07/15 09:47:50] CornFly [349/714] has challenged bendem [211/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:03:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/08/15 14:48:11] CornFly [528/714] has come upon cbob [310/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/09/15 17:21:30] Rossimo [323/422] has come upon CornFly [680/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:16 is added to Rossimo's clock.
[06/09/15 22:36:34] CornFly [671/714] has come upon yano [210/669] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:08:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/11/15 07:08:23] CornFly [2/989] has challenged Kitlith [63/432] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/11/15 12:50:09] Gatewayy [378/486] has come upon CornFly [489/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:49:03 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[06/11/15 14:26:47] RistoUuranmaki [29/113] has challenged CornFly [837/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/12/15 10:08:32] Moogly [9/397] has challenged CornFly [855/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Moogly's clock.
[06/12/15 19:31:41] CornFly [151/989] has challenged Freek [108/256] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:50:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/16/15 04:42:49] CornFly misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:51:26 from level 69.
[06/16/15 04:44:08] CornFly [804/989] has come upon lipek [858/1119] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:40:38 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/16/15 22:36:18] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:50:10 towards level 69.
[06/17/15 15:59:36] Chuck [40/303] has challenged CornFly [733/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/17/15 18:11:13] grant050 [319/365] has challenged CornFly [48/989] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:49 is removed from grant050's clock.
[06/17/15 23:28:46] rharwood [178/566] has come upon CornFly [336/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:14 is added to rharwood's clock.
[06/19/15 01:28:27] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:58:35 towards level 69.
[06/19/15 15:58:03] CornFly [914/989] has come upon gipyelrah [125/1007] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:21:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/21/15 00:40:17] CornFly [650/989] has challenged ChasedSpade [194/598] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:32:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/21/15 01:30:23] CornFly, Asara, and Soappy [2236/2585] have team battled Unikitty, Tesla, and r00f [200/1200] and won! 2 days, 06:03:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/15 07:18:09] fattrat [216/620] has challenged CornFly [123/989] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:44:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/21/15 08:52:25] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:49:28 towards level 69.
[06/22/15 06:25:03] JustAPerson [72/392] has challenged CornFly [373/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[06/22/15 14:15:45] VoidFox [192/225] has challenged CornFly [721/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[06/23/15 00:23:07] CornFly [119/989] has come upon Tesla [225/365] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:50:01 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/23/15 00:55:01] CornFly [855/989] has come upon XVar [386/405] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:24:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/23/15 13:59:00] Booya [129/179] has challenged CornFly [850/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to Booya's clock.
[06/25/15 06:28:54] CornFly got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:28:11 from level 69.
[06/26/15 04:54:43] CornFly [577/989] has challenged keepermurf [228/550] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:56:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/26/15 05:12:30] allo, Milquetoast, and astropoint [118/1821] have team battled honkybonky, CornFly, and Adar [2128/2298] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/15 14:05:05] CornFly [584/989] has challenged Plasmastar [221/360] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:56:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/28/15 16:26:41] CornFly [581/989] has come upon Shayanjm [100/625] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:58:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/29/15 07:07:38] CornFly [604/989] has come upon csssuf [490/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:16:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/29/15 16:50:05] allo, Andries, and NezumiRyu [95/1729] have team battled CornFly, ludjer, and pixelate [1030/1943] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/15 06:25:38] MontyZuma [343/931] has challenged CornFly [653/989] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:58:49 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[07/01/15 13:32:39] brendan, gazarsgo, and h00k [557/2308] have team battled CornFly, Ramsey, and ChasedSpade [8/1992] and won! 0 days, 14:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 20:13:26] CornFly [69/989] has come upon AngryParsley [452/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:03:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/16/15 21:07:26] Haquer, ArilKominger, and reveal [651/1067] have team battled Cameron_D, ruan, and CornFly [1777/2680] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 05:08:19] CornFly, Brainiac, and yond [1860/2592] have team battled woonack, zid, and SlowRiot [1931/2521] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 10:05:10] JustAPerson [106/392] has challenged CornFly [298/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[07/17/15 19:16:42] CornFly [81/989] has challenged AKBlindy [373/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:17:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/18/15 08:17:01] Heisenberg, Darky, and Silvanus_Betrium [591/1688] have team battled CornFly, Totengeist, and neurospex [1357/2837] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 09:09:33] blind, Adar, and spaceCore [1473/1749] have team battled CornFly, sjefen6, and EkimmI [1611/2021] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 21:26:10] AKBlindy [201/628] has challenged CornFly [171/989] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:46:08 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[07/19/15 00:38:59] CornFly [675/989] has come upon argus [444/746] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:12:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/19/15 09:30:30] CornFly [474/989] has challenged vrillusions [108/1046] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:05:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/19/15 13:39:12] godog [314/627] has come upon CornFly [81/989] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:59 is removed from godog's clock.
[07/19/15 13:39:12] godog has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:17:38 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/19/15 16:54:57] CornFly saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:11:46 from level 69.
[07/20/15 07:49:37] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:46 from level 69.
[07/20/15 13:40:57] Fluttershy [663/816] has come upon CornFly [686/989] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:47:39 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/20/15 19:30:22] CornFly [4/989] has come upon zid [8/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:36:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/21/15 04:22:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 15:33:30 toward level 69.
[07/21/15 06:10:48] CornFly [724/989] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [501/947] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:52:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/21/15 17:50:15] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:02 towards level 69.
[07/21/15 18:27:03] Voidy [5/6] has challenged CornFly [802/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Voidy's clock.
[07/21/15 18:32:33] VoidFox, splinny, and ElectRo [1587/1974] have team battled agrajag, CornFly, and lipek [2559/2780] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 23:53:45] CornFly [421/989] has challenged Str1ngS [295/411] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:50:16 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/22/15 15:30:32] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:24 towards level 69.
[07/22/15 22:25:33] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:28 towards level 69.
[07/23/15 00:06:14] Doctor, darkmage, and kork [884/1840] have team battled sjums_the_great, godog, and CornFly [575/2068] and won! 1 day, 13:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/15 02:03:18] CornFly [380/989] has challenged Cypher [750/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:44:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/23/15 06:40:11] zid, iViLe, CornFly, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/15 18:09:15] CornFly [161/989] has challenged Agusanz [258/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/31/15 20:48:54] ElectRo, CornFly, and Doctor [2994/3107] have team battled honkybonky, fattrat, and Mateusz [219/2288] and won! 0 days, 03:35:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/15 11:46:31] CornFly [749/989] has come upon Satoshi [193/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:24:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/03/15 00:10:21] godog, merx, and wallmani [347/1454] have team battled CornFly, Totengeist, and ryushe [609/2769] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 23:58:59] Gerdesas [582/606] has challenged CornFly [665/989] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:54:56 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[08/05/15 00:45:19] CornFly [156/989] has come upon splinny [412/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/05/15 12:21:23] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:41 towards level 69.
[08/05/15 21:48:04] FireFly [88/101] has challenged CornFly [696/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to FireFly's clock.
[08/06/15 09:53:25] CornFly [875/989] has challenged MadHatter [122/506] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/07/15 02:50:01] noother [73/933] has challenged CornFly [544/989] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to noother's clock.
[08/07/15 17:36:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 35 days, 22:32:26 toward level 70.
[08/08/15 02:12:03] CornFly, Str1ngS, and argus [27/2108] have team battled Cenhinen, Fluttershy, and Birdbones [1173/2317] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/15 05:36:39] suterismus [674/1191] has challenged CornFly [983/989] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:58:38 is added to suterismus's clock.
[08/08/15 13:57:34] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:40:58 towards level 70.
[08/09/15 01:04:18] CornFly, suterismus, and clearcasting [153/2877] have team battled Ladon, arlen, and argus [958/2186] and lost! 2 days, 13:59:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 13:46:38] CornFly [252/989] has challenged AKBlindy [409/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:44:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/09/15 18:02:40] CornFly [244/989] has come upon yasdorian [10/680] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:04:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/10/15 01:50:24] Alric` [515/628] has challenged CornFly [564/991] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:11:49 is added to Alric`'s clock.
[08/10/15 14:20:41] CornFly [412/991] has come upon hannesenator [20/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:32:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/11/15 10:50:21] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:13 towards level 70.
[08/12/15 13:52:13] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:12 towards level 70.
[08/12/15 19:24:29] Milquetoast [237/531] has challenged CornFly [213/991] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/13/15 04:33:20] CornFly, hannesenator, and Lilian [721/2008] have team battled Brom, Gaius, and Krenz [155/1966] and won! 0 days, 20:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/15 14:58:59] CornFly [614/991] has come upon irix [233/944] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:31:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/14/15 00:23:16] nikoJ [71/445] has challenged CornFly [123/991] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[08/15/15 00:48:35] CornFly [366/991] has come upon h00k [93/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:12:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/15/15 03:30:23] Zeman4323 [337/466] has challenged CornFly [531/991] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:36:20 is added to Zeman4323's clock.
[08/15/15 04:17:25] keepermurf, grant050, and Tenorman [1050/1879] have team battled Alric`, fraq, and CornFly [1606/1960] and lost! 0 days, 12:50:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 10:38:27] MadHatter [40/502] has come upon CornFly [82/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:01:07 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[08/16/15 04:38:47] Tenorman [248/916] has challenged CornFly [754/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:13:11 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/16/15 17:07:42] Grummit [68/179] has challenged CornFly [537/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Grummit's clock.
[08/17/15 07:35:08] ryushe, pants, and gipyelrah [724/2407] have team battled CornFly, Gizmokid2005, and Misza [539/2871] and won! 1 day, 06:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 17:49:02] CornFly [657/991] has challenged Tesla [70/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/18/15 19:57:20] honkybonky [281/770] has challenged CornFly [31/991] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:12:34 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[08/19/15 00:54:45] CornFly [784/991] has come upon Beavis [699/1054] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:19:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/19/15 00:54:45] CornFly has dealt Beavis a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:54:04 is added to Beavis's clock.
[08/19/15 00:54:48] CornFly [594/991] has come upon Beavis [111/1054] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/19/15 18:28:24] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:06 from level 70.
[08/20/15 21:59:37] CornFly [934/991] has challenged pixelate [506/516] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/21/15 01:26:13] CornFly [624/991] has come upon Gaius [485/683] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:21:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/22/15 04:29:05] CornFly [316/991] has come upon Brainiac [44/707] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:10:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/22/15 06:23:27] Frogging101 [53/475] has challenged CornFly [22/991] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:24:34 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[08/24/15 06:38:45] CornFly [431/991] has challenged discopig [2/732] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:27:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/25/15 15:12:39] CornFly [463/991] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [176/514] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:51:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/26/15 14:49:53] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:54 towards level 71.
[08/26/15 21:45:58] nfsnobody [410/677] has come upon CornFly [1/991] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:33:49 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[08/27/15 03:52:27] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:03 towards level 71.
[08/27/15 11:30:27] pixelate [23/516] has challenged CornFly [84/991] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to pixelate's clock.
[09/01/15 15:44:24] pants, jenksy, RBecker, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/15 22:27:45] CornFly [629/991] has come upon argus [7/711] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:46:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/02/15 12:24:00] CornFly [175/991] has come upon gipyelrah [827/1068] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:52:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/02/15 21:33:57] XJR-9, sasaniak, idisjunction, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/15 22:29:56] zankore, hannesenator, and Ttech [1903/2112] have team battled dindinx, CornFly, and suterismus [68/2826] and won! 0 days, 05:54:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/15 05:30:39] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:06:21 from level 71.
[09/04/15 18:42:54] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:13 towards level 71.
[09/05/15 19:29:42] CornFly [780/991] has challenged Nofew [265/916] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:21:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/05/15 23:58:08] CornFly [478/991] has come upon ChasedSpade [84/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:25:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/06/15 19:06:38] CornFly [893/991] has come upon ChasedSpade [157/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:13:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/06/15 20:55:56] aucg, greycat, and Krenz [901/2525] have team battled Lenny, CornFly, and hannesenator [306/2524] and won! 0 days, 13:25:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/15 08:30:04] zankore [23/335] has challenged CornFly [42/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/07/15 23:42:31] vox, pfoley, and CornFly [2183/2341] have team battled bendem, Meta, and Tiddley [278/1114] and won! 0 days, 17:40:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 11:03:30] CornFly [479/991] has come upon darkmage [313/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/08/15 18:12:16] CornFly [934/991] has come upon zbart [83/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/10/15 21:50:36] CornFly [149/994] has challenged XVar [289/422] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:27:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/11/15 22:05:07] CornFly [510/994] has come upon a1291762 [69/734] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:36:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/11/15 22:05:07] CornFly has dealt a1291762 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:14:53 is added to a1291762's clock.
[09/12/15 11:53:55] lipek, zankore, and CornFly [2151/2460] have team battled woonack, godog, and Nayru [1611/1795] and won! 0 days, 08:22:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/15 04:44:04] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:56:10 towards level 72.
[09/13/15 12:54:57] CornFly [533/994] has come upon Xyrael [50/113] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:51:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/13/15 21:33:24] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:08 towards level 72.
[09/14/15 02:38:00] Krognar [15/181] has challenged CornFly [138/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Krognar's clock.
[09/15/15 00:53:55] JustAPerson, brendan, CornFly, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/15 03:01:10] CornFly, neurospex, and Lemelisk [2189/2665] have team battled Agent86, AngryParsley, and merx [1396/1901] and won! 0 days, 10:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 05:36:55] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:32:25 towards level 72.
[09/15/15 14:01:05] CornFly [881/994] has challenged Killerkid [396/551] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:03:25 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/15/15 14:01:05] CornFly has dealt Killerkid a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:31:55 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[09/15/15 19:42:22] CornFly [3/994] has come upon Simie [11/1012] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:30:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/16/15 20:08:00] sartan, CornFly, and neurospex [786/2994] have team battled L235, Tenorman, and AngryParsley [2105/2288] and lost! 4 days, 16:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/15 09:32:20] ekaron [207/237] has challenged CornFly [934/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to ekaron's clock.
[09/19/15 05:35:10] theemstra [290/456] has challenged CornFly [61/994] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:33:42 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/20/15 05:49:25] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:07 towards level 72.
[09/21/15 00:12:21] MJ94, unicron, and Cameron_D [1111/2438] have team battled CornFly, Adar, and Volinde [367/1958] and won! 0 days, 00:14:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 15:00:13] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:46 towards level 72.
[09/21/15 17:12:09] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:20 from level 72.
[09/21/15 20:45:20] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:45 towards level 72.
[09/22/15 03:18:42] mwheeler [286/388] has come upon CornFly [61/994] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:03 is removed from mwheeler's clock.
[09/22/15 06:50:48] CornFly [712/994] has come upon NezumiRyu [494/544] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:04:19 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/22/15 21:11:49] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:06 towards level 72.
[09/22/15 21:40:35] rharwood, soltys, and CornFly [1357/2109] have team battled Virtual, csssuf, and sjums_the_great [534/2234] and won! 0 days, 20:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 00:52:44] CornFly [625/996] has come upon JustAPerson [344/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:39:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/24/15 22:53:35] CornFly misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:06:19 from level 72.
[09/26/15 17:35:33] hannesenator [1/486] has come upon CornFly [438/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:28:53 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[09/26/15 18:12:35] CornFly [520/996] has come upon ElectRo [1052/1235] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:32:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/27/15 10:16:53] Lenny, AngryParsley, and MadMan [857/2147] have team battled CornFly, Midsandhighs, and Kinsmir [1376/2156] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 22:47:35] CornFly [821/996] has challenged Samus [378/653] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:18:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/27/15 22:47:35] CornFly has dealt Samus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:52:41 is added to Samus's clock.
[09/28/15 05:49:24] dwfreed, Kinsmir, and pants [1408/1498] have team battled BURUT, CornFly, and gazarsgo [55/1965] and won! 1 day, 06:19:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 10:26:48] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:56 towards level 72.
[09/29/15 18:05:50] Dan_` [81/249] has challenged CornFly [667/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[10/01/15 09:05:25] AWildColin [343/365] has come upon CornFly [460/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:38 is added to AWildColin's clock.
[10/02/15 10:39:33] CornFly, h00k, and JustAPerson [2324/2536] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and Robmanx [615/1753] and won! 1 day, 16:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 19:51:38] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:17:36 from level 72.
[10/03/15 19:54:28] kork, Andries, and CornFly [271/1877] have team battled MetaNova, Misza, and Milquetoast [943/2237] and lost! 4 days, 01:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 20:44:14] idisjunction [285/893] has challenged CornFly [757/996] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/04/15 10:21:35] CornFly [218/996] has come upon Prometheus [431/757] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:11:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/05/15 21:50:23] CornFly [576/996] has challenged MJ94 [301/830] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:56:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/05/15 23:54:00] AWildColin [247/405] has come upon CornFly [834/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:06 is added to AWildColin's clock.
[10/06/15 09:56:52] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:05 towards level 72.
[10/08/15 02:09:45] SchrodingersScat [43/402] has challenged CornFly [66/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:27 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[10/08/15 19:16:07] Darky [19/758] has challenged CornFly [336/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:30:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/09/15 02:18:42] CornFly [97/996] has challenged Ttech [821/1369] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:36:21 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/09/15 12:23:46] CornFly [80/996] has come upon Sixbierehomme [66/753] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:43:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/09/15 19:24:58] CornFly [969/996] has challenged Andries [223/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:58:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/11/15 20:43:15] CornFly [711/996] has challenged PriceChild [446/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:22:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/12/15 09:10:34] CornFly [26/996] has come upon alexj [1/471] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:38:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/12/15 22:57:01] CornFly [592/996] has come upon Furry [206/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:51:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/15/15 11:08:02] Plasmastar, Evrial, and CornFly [1679/1772] have team battled MetaNova, Brainiac, and Xyrael [399/1704] and won! 1 day, 05:39:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/15 03:37:45] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:54:12 from level 72.
[10/17/15 17:13:55] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:56 towards level 72.
[10/19/15 01:48:02] CornFly [443/996] has challenged Totengeist [133/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:23:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/19/15 18:30:48] clonak, Agent86, and CornFly [278/2001] have team battled SirMonkeybox, LordH, and aucg [655/2187] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/15 18:34:28] Mateusz, clonak, and kork [640/1648] have team battled BronyDee, shandor, and CornFly [704/2103] and lost! 1 day, 17:25:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 23:07:07] Heisenberg [362/640] has challenged CornFly [596/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/21/15 01:07:54] Zaratustra [386/652] has challenged CornFly [501/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/21/15 13:11:14] petrichor [9/80] has challenged CornFly [953/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to petrichor's clock.
[10/23/15 17:56:52] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:25 towards level 72.
[10/23/15 23:44:31] CornFly [975/996] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [83/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:40:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/24/15 10:14:54] MJ94 [457/840] has challenged CornFly [396/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:42:34 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/25/15 00:49:55] abra0, AWildColin, and CornFly [19/2034] have team battled petrichor, AngryParsley, and Remmy [1184/1691] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/15 01:07:04] CornFly, cirdan, and RistoUuranmaki [752/2320] have team battled Douhet, tmberg, and Str1ngS [534/1487] and won! 0 days, 01:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 03:27:56] Silvanus_Betrium [101/562] has come upon CornFly [371/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:53:46 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/25/15 19:13:02] CornFly lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:44 from level 72.
[10/27/15 10:31:58] CornFly [157/996] has challenged Meta [391/597] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/27/15 11:37:00] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:39:33 from level 73.
[10/28/15 07:16:27] CornFly [851/996] has challenged shandor [650/723] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:05:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/29/15 05:37:41] vegadark, clonak, and Totengeist [1938/1943] have team battled CornFly, honkybonky, and pixelate [1451/2270] and won! 0 days, 11:18:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/15 18:37:20] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:02:13 towards level 73.
[10/30/15 07:29:08] Darky, cirdan, and CornFly [986/2531] have team battled argus, Hydrogenum, and Pici [603/2096] and won! 0 days, 12:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 06:22:43] CornFly [36/996] has come upon tmberg [832/850] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:11:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/01/15 09:13:07] Firien [74/305] has come upon CornFly [621/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:05 is added to Firien's clock.
[11/01/15 12:35:01] zid, GreatRuby, and BURUT [303/1495] have team battled JZTech101, Totengeist, and CornFly [443/2163] and lost! 0 days, 07:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/15 17:32:13] CornFly [326/996] has challenged Pici [213/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:41:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/02/15 22:26:18] ChasedSpade, Cypher, and Gizmokid2005 [2047/2494] have team battled KyloRen, yang, and CornFly [537/2130] and won! 0 days, 18:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 13:31:19] rinse_and_repeat [67/85] has challenged CornFly [939/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to rinse_and_repeat's clock.
[11/05/15 14:03:51] CornFly [608/996] has challenged Tzic [308/322] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:02:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/05/15 15:01:49] Majak, zid, and CornFly [467/2216] have team battled kensington, Evrial, and icxcnika [1092/1308] and lost! 2 days, 03:01:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/15 15:04:13] tmberg [544/850] has challenged CornFly [799/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:35:06 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/05/15 22:24:11] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:41:17 towards level 73.
[11/06/15 02:34:05] XenGi, identd, and davidfg4 [2328/2660] have team battled CornFly, Tzic, and irix [150/2353] and won! 0 days, 04:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 09:10:14] Mateusz [349/774] has challenged CornFly [327/996] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:23:22 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[11/06/15 11:10:58] CornFly [945/996] has challenged discopig [42/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:30:06 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/07/15 07:58:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 03:49:51 from level 73.
[11/08/15 02:44:50] CornFly, blind, and simple [2165/2450] have team battled Kable, Nyarlathotep, and brendan [698/1713] and won! 2 days, 12:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/15 17:22:14] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:05 towards level 73.
[11/09/15 09:20:53] Stender [251/255] has challenged CornFly [877/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Stender's clock.
[11/09/15 12:18:40] Killerkid, AngryParsley, and n0mad [895/1965] have team battled petrichor, reim, and CornFly [1421/1965] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 05:08:39] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:09 towards level 73.
[11/10/15 09:00:46] CornFly, RistoUuranmaki, and GEnGEr [326/1833] have team battled MJ94, SmOkE_RU, and blindbox [487/1755] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 13:43:55] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:12 towards level 73.
[11/11/15 04:50:34] CornFly [317/996] has come upon dxrt [800/979] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:34:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/11/15 05:01:22] charitwo [219/563] has come upon CornFly [622/996] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:59:22 is added to charitwo's clock.
[11/11/15 22:46:31] Chuck [441/477] has come upon CornFly [942/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:25 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/12/15 21:03:36] blizgerg [789/800] has challenged CornFly [978/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:06 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[11/12/15 21:25:29] Beavis, SpaceKookie, and CornFly [1269/2206] have team battled suterismus, Glorfindel, and Kitlith [1875/2603] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 01:05:03] iamzim [171/464] has challenged CornFly [249/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:53 is added to iamzim's clock.
[11/17/15 09:33:44] eva42 [586/839] has challenged CornFly [15/996] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:32:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/17/15 15:44:21] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:34 towards level 73.
[11/18/15 03:07:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 19 days, 04:18:53 toward level 73.
[11/19/15 04:39:17] Sir_Lemming, Mateusz, and sjefen6 [42/1709] have team battled CornFly, greycat, and bendem [186/2342] and lost! 2 days, 01:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/15 19:53:36] Mateusz [524/774] has challenged CornFly [856/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:11:11 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[11/20/15 05:30:17] CornFly [918/996] has come upon jenksy [546/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/20/15 21:52:33] greycat, pfoley, and beefnog [1057/1993] have team battled CornFly, RistoUuranmaki, and clearcasting [1131/2239] and lost! 0 days, 18:06:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/15 23:16:18] MrGlass, ruan, and D-NICE [607/1277] have team battled bigjay, dindinx, and CornFly [287/2432] and won! 0 days, 03:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/15 15:09:18] CornFly was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:15 from level 73.
[11/22/15 17:38:54] CornFly [989/996] has come upon x86_64 [325/422] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/23/15 01:45:26] Zero [360/432] has come upon CornFly [995/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:28 is added to Zero's clock.
[11/23/15 05:50:41] splinny, lutoma, and CornFly [762/2172] have team battled Zero, Heisenberg, and iViLe [1234/2023] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 19:25:55] nitzer [538/703] has challenged CornFly [269/996] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:44:29 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[11/23/15 21:26:16] CornFly [369/996] has come upon streak [214/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/23/15 23:58:37] CornFly [671/996] has challenged fattrat [487/765] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/24/15 02:09:27] belugawhale [151/316] has challenged CornFly [744/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to belugawhale's clock.
[11/24/15 06:48:01] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:13:30 towards level 74.
[11/24/15 09:44:50] Birdbones [713/981] has come upon CornFly [526/996] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:56:16 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/15 12:11:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 12:45:30 from level 74.
[11/24/15 12:16:09] CornFly, Lowbow, and h00k [1930/2308] have team battled sasaniak, Agent86, and Zaratustra [1271/2062] and won! 0 days, 13:24:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 15:12:20] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:16:51 towards level 74.
[11/24/15 21:47:41] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:41:38 from level 74.
[11/25/15 00:26:46] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:12:30 from level 74.
[11/25/15 02:54:20] Sixbierehomme, m0shbear, and splinny [1147/2174] have team battled CornFly, bigjay, and abra0 [938/2385] and won! 1 day, 13:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 03:09:28] Gatewayy [798/862] has come upon CornFly [566/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:15:51 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[11/25/15 06:05:11] CornFly [664/996] has come upon argus [606/702] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:26:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/25/15 08:06:28] suterismus, CornFly, and FakeWizard [2131/2634] have team battled Kitlith, irix, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [69/2675] and won! 0 days, 13:33:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 08:50:04] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:23:22 from level 74.
[11/25/15 23:00:53] Doctor, CornFly, and LordH [802/2582] have team battled MetaNova, nitzer, and MadMan [1308/1753] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/15 23:31:42] CornFly, h00k, and Silvanus_Betrium [2465/2485] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and Zero [589/1889] and won! 0 days, 03:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 03:45:39] CornFly [836/996] has challenged AWildColin [35/458] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:16:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/26/15 04:46:04] CornFly [540/996] has challenged holloway [103/347] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:54:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/26/15 06:46:45] Jareeta [634/1037] has challenged CornFly [966/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:26:04 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[11/26/15 22:58:35] CornFly [164/996] has challenged fraq [221/448] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:59:52 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/28/15 07:29:28] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:58:54 towards level 74.
[11/28/15 19:13:42] CornFly [725/996] has challenged kenyon [510/1456] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:08:25 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/28/15 19:13:42] In the fierce battle, kenyon dropped his level 43 charm! CornFly picks it up, tossing his old level 29 charm to kenyon.
[11/28/15 22:53:39] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:10 towards level 74.
[12/01/15 19:43:33] jenksy [421/665] has challenged CornFly [911/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:55:28 is added to jenksy's clock.
[12/02/15 10:14:31] Kable [249/689] has challenged CornFly [422/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Kable's clock.
[12/02/15 22:17:00] Fluttershy, daemoneye, and CornFly [1200/2545] have team battled m0shbear, Regnor, and Agent86 [1133/2189] and won! 1 day, 09:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/15 10:57:58] CornFly [789/1010] has come upon dindinx [12/646] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:38:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/04/15 16:42:58] darkmage [824/897] has come upon CornFly [571/1010] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:36:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/05/15 01:24:51] CornFly [138/1010] has come upon MrGlass [223/340] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:57:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/05/15 04:14:27] CornFly [855/1010] has challenged allo [453/485] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:49:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/05/15 17:19:32] MJ94 [678/838] has challenged CornFly [12/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/05/15 23:14:22] CornFly [754/1010] has come upon zankore [250/582] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:50:54 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/07/15 05:38:10] x86_64 [275/427] has challenged CornFly [968/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to x86_64's clock.
[12/08/15 19:10:18] JeDaYoshi [0/1] has challenged CornFly [963/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to JeDaYoshi's clock.
[12/08/15 22:16:44] ProdigalTim [4/171] has challenged CornFly [822/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to ProdigalTim's clock.
[12/09/15 18:24:28] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:16:19 towards level 74.
[12/10/15 02:24:03] freeboson, zid, and Simie [267/2392] have team battled CornFly, anal0g, and identd [912/2134] and lost! 6 days, 03:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 03:24:14] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:30:43 from level 74.
[12/10/15 14:39:36] CornFly [438/1010] has come upon ruan [440/446] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:34:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/10/15 14:56:51] Simie, PinkiePie, and Jaximo [1350/1542] have team battled a1291762, CornFly, and mwhahaha [1212/2530] and won! 0 days, 03:04:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/15 22:38:52] Flarins [54/72] has challenged CornFly [111/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Flarins's clock.
[12/12/15 08:45:32] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:44:56 towards level 74.
[12/13/15 17:34:30] Crazycatlady [214/414] has challenged CornFly [646/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:26:59 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/14/15 04:37:37] Zero, bl4ckscor3, and Ladon [8/1766] have team battled CornFly, Sixbierehomme, and Fluttershy [1719/2614] and lost! 0 days, 19:59:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/15 07:40:03] theemstra [375/476] has challenged CornFly [534/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:14:57 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/16/15 02:24:41] CornFly [794/1010] has come upon Pici [198/698] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:05:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/17/15 04:11:48] CornFly [931/1015] has come upon clearcasting [779/1074] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:16:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/18/15 10:57:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 13 days, 00:21:23 toward level 74.
[12/19/15 01:25:48] TauPan [275/314] has challenged CornFly [509/1015] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:36:51 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/19/15 03:02:06] Babar, CornFly, and Oooooog [1800/2385] have team battled Heisenberg, ProdigalTim, and bendem [302/1496] and won! 1 day, 23:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 14:24:55] yano, damyan, and RBecker [1961/2113] have team battled CornFly, Gizmokid2005, and pipework [630/2451] and won! 2 days, 07:52:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 22:08:01] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:07 towards level 74.
[12/21/15 02:45:46] shandor [113/687] has challenged CornFly [967/1012] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:42:20 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/21/15 06:09:49] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:50 towards level 74.
[12/22/15 05:56:57] CornFly [703/1012] has challenged KyloRen [550/660] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:21:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/22/15 09:58:29] CornFly [27/1019] has challenged yasdorian [517/603] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:11:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/22/15 13:23:12] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:36:02 from level 74.
[12/23/15 02:04:59] irix [227/1026] has challenged CornFly [68/1019] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:33:42 is removed from irix's clock.
[12/24/15 05:19:53] CornFly left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/15 07:16:55] m0shbear [183/716] has challenged CornFly [908/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:19 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[12/24/15 22:37:54] ChasedSpade, CornFly, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [105/2662] have team battled Lowbow, MontyZuma, and Totengeist [799/2164] and lost! 2 days, 09:49:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/15 06:28:08] CornFly [186/986] has come upon sbp [436/593] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:54:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/26/15 01:36:07] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:57 towards level 74.
[12/27/15 16:59:52] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:32 towards level 74.
[12/27/15 22:23:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 8 days, 20:02:54 toward level 74.
[12/28/15 06:05:47] CornFly [206/986] has come upon Virtual [350/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:17:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/29/15 07:14:50] CornFly [868/986] has come upon Virtual [685/832] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:03:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/30/15 02:00:41] CornFly [882/986] has come upon keeper_c [500/1230] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/31/15 01:22:24] Hydrogenum [154/504] has challenged CornFly [555/986] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:26:02 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[12/31/15 05:23:48] CornFly [506/986] has challenged abra0 [346/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:33:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/31/15 14:13:17] CornFly [148/986] has come upon mwhahaha [274/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/31/15 19:32:47] CornFly [909/986] has come upon MetaNova [369/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:18:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/01/16 09:20:21] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:14 towards level 74.
[01/01/16 13:49:25] CornFly, Darky, and Senka [2203/2348] have team battled honkybonky, bendem, and Evrial [686/1758] and won! 0 days, 12:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/16 23:49:08] pants [200/457] has challenged CornFly [233/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:56:02 is added to pants's clock.
[01/03/16 14:00:15] CornFly [310/986] has challenged pipework [80/468] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:00:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/04/16 06:44:21] CornFly [290/986] has come upon blind [557/816] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:51:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/05/16 13:57:16] Zythan [103/229] has challenged CornFly [101/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from Zythan's clock.
[01/05/16 17:57:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 33 days, 06:42:35 toward level 75.
[01/07/16 03:55:41] CornFly [625/986] has come upon lux [64/384] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:17:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/07/16 06:47:02] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:07 towards level 75.
[01/07/16 21:40:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 8 days, 00:25:12 toward level 75.
[01/08/16 08:15:07] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:52 towards level 75.
[01/08/16 11:30:26] allo, CornFly, and <KOOL_AIDE_MAN> [865/1475] have team battled Alric`, argus, and FrodoTheHobbit [49/2383] and won! 0 days, 00:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 16:40:59] kenyon [610/1490] has challenged CornFly [838/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:15:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/10/16 00:26:59] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:18 towards level 75.
[01/11/16 09:31:08] CornFly [694/986] has come upon Majak [316/421] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:16:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/12/16 00:11:20] CornFly [970/986] has challenged SirMonkeybox [9/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:34:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/13/16 20:24:55] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:26 towards level 75.
[01/14/16 05:05:58] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:13 from level 75.
[01/14/16 11:34:06] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:42 towards level 75.
[01/14/16 22:50:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 7 days, 05:27:12 toward level 75.
[01/15/16 15:07:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 03:03:22 toward level 75.
[01/15/16 22:54:18] Fahrenheit, gipyelrah, and cirdan [1561/2149] have team battled PersonalJ, CornFly, and 0rion [123/1817] and won! 0 days, 01:19:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 20:18:47] CornFly [602/986] has challenged darkmage [868/910] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/16/16 21:25:30] ryushe [457/868] has come upon CornFly [630/986] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:02:30 is added to ryushe's clock.
[01/17/16 00:34:24] Lios [21/38] has challenged CornFly [475/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/18/16 08:08:12] CornFly [900/986] has challenged sjums_the_great [271/456] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:08:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/18/16 14:10:35] Babar [729/899] has challenged CornFly [807/986] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:00:15 is added to Babar's clock.
[01/19/16 05:18:23] Antutuuuuu [40/314] has challenged CornFly [887/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/19/16 16:08:45] CornFly [290/986] has come upon Unikitty [514/922] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:10:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/20/16 00:08:01] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:03:34 towards level 76.
[01/20/16 19:31:00] tiwake [851/981] has challenged CornFly [618/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:13:00 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[01/20/16 20:31:24] AngryParsley [648/927] has challenged CornFly [198/986] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:42:05 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/20/16 23:23:27] CornFly [13/986] has come upon reim [170/643] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:25:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/21/16 04:18:43] SmOkE_RU [16/522] has challenged CornFly [949/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[01/22/16 03:43:02] unicron [378/719] has challenged CornFly [152/986] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:58:10 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/22/16 22:41:14] Zaratustra, nitzer, and MrGlass [607/2045] have team battled Sir_Mobber, Antutuuuuu, and CornFly [2165/2199] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 09:21:29] CornFly [452/986] has challenged honkybonky [184/726] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:16:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/26/16 09:21:29] CornFly has dealt honkybonky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:43:02 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[01/27/16 04:58:47] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:17 towards level 76.
[01/27/16 06:29:36] CornFly [721/986] has challenged magnetik [443/481] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:54:54 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/27/16 08:30:20] CornFly [418/986] has challenged Lemelisk [724/1081] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:34:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/28/16 09:06:48] DesertStorm, redlegion, and tmberg [1801/2001] have team battled drazisil, CornFly, and m0shbear [582/2092] and won! 0 days, 01:37:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/16 10:08:38] d34th, ChasedSpade, and Plasmastar [1315/1592] have team battled CornFly, r00f, and Frogging101 [629/2210] and won! 0 days, 03:07:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 22:08:52] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/16 09:38:21] PIT-69 [156/226] has challenged CornFly [769/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to PIT-69's clock.
[01/30/16 11:17:33] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:48:22 from level 76.
[01/30/16 17:12:33] Regnor, woonack, and MrGlass [1805/1947] have team battled MadHatter, CornFly, and redlegion [1606/2118] and won! 1 day, 21:58:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 01:17:13] CornFly saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:51:58 from level 76.
[01/31/16 17:17:34] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:24 towards level 76.
[01/31/16 17:55:02] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:21:45 from level 76.
[01/31/16 18:47:42] CornFly [25/981] has come upon TauPan [29/314] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:13:19 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/01/16 01:13:02] fattrat [562/784] has challenged CornFly [481/981] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:20:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/01/16 12:57:08] CornFly left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/16 13:21:14] CornFly EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:23:18 from level 76.
[02/03/16 17:55:36] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:58:03 from level 76.
[02/04/16 13:10:37] CornFly [571/952] has come upon Ladon [359/846] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:40:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/04/16 18:22:58] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:20:49 from level 76.
[02/05/16 08:20:55] CornFly [124/952] has come upon Heisenberg [400/617] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:16:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/06/16 11:04:32] r00f, d34th, and unicron [1422/2072] have team battled Nic, Babar, and CornFly [2242/2286] and lost! 2 days, 12:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/16 11:01:24] CornFly [259/952] has come upon elf [140/840] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 14:53:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/08/16 13:28:27] robox [16/44] has challenged CornFly [447/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to robox's clock.
[02/08/16 17:45:56] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:08:10 from level 76.
[02/10/16 07:04:25] Flarins [248/332] has come upon CornFly [824/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:19 is added to Flarins's clock.
[02/11/16 01:39:57] Regnor, Virtual, and CornFly [1430/2619] have team battled Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and SirMonkeybox [99/2730] and won! 1 day, 02:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 08:18:56] CornFly [230/952] has come upon AngryParsley [716/927] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:44:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/11/16 18:09:21] jenksy [147/711] has challenged CornFly [532/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:04:08 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/13/16 02:20:54] CornFly [94/952] has challenged pfoley [44/587] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:45:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/13/16 22:23:39] RistoUuranmaki [258/560] has challenged CornFly [778/952] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/13/16 22:38:36] DrOfBaconNomics, Nofew, and CornFly [1363/2408] have team battled JensRex, lipek, and yang [1177/2350] and won! 0 days, 12:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 05:28:36] Pithlit [234/356] has challenged CornFly [693/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[02/14/16 10:32:41] sjefen6 [242/376] has challenged CornFly [215/952] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:51:32 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[02/14/16 13:57:47] CornFly got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:16:17 from level 76.
[02/15/16 10:41:31] CornFly [178/952] has challenged Bkid [258/415] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:23:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/15/16 18:01:08] vegadark, Chuck, and nitzer [1095/1611] have team battled strugart, CornFly, and zokko [2275/2312] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/16 02:24:39] vox [678/834] has come upon CornFly [933/952] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:33:34 is added to vox's clock.
[02/16/16 04:47:55] darkmage [57/910] has challenged CornFly [409/952] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:04:22 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/16/16 06:20:29] CornFly [170/952] has come upon Bkid [243/415] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:18:50 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/16/16 12:07:31] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:48:39 from level 76.
[02/16/16 18:27:05] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 12:35:33 from level 76.
[02/18/16 11:16:50] CornFly [607/952] has come upon vrillusions [547/1007] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 00:51:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/20/16 08:40:27] sasaniak [262/688] has come upon CornFly [691/952] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:09:37 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/21/16 00:09:41] CornFly [128/952] has come upon elf [24/840] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 17:30:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/21/16 23:20:36] kapitanluffy [227/645] has come upon CornFly [794/952] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:00:19 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[02/23/16 20:48:48] identd [354/660] has come upon CornFly [141/952] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:38 is removed from identd's clock.
[02/24/16 02:53:48] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:23:06 towards level 76.
[02/24/16 10:41:02] CornFly [527/952] has come upon keeper_c [70/1239] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:18:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/25/16 01:41:48] CornFly [56/952] has come upon hannesenator [544/806] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:46:50 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/26/16 00:10:43] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:40:34 from level 76.
[02/26/16 20:55:37] Agent86, fattrat, and abra0 [1099/2039] have team battled CornFly, jdb, and JensRex [433/1846] and won! 1 day, 06:41:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 04:16:48] CornFly [799/952] has challenged Cameron_D [972/1064] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:11:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/27/16 06:37:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 38 days, 11:02:09 toward level 76.
[02/27/16 09:03:07] Bvarne [243/266] has challenged CornFly [758/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[02/28/16 10:14:48] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:09 towards level 76.
[02/28/16 13:52:38] pipework [333/468] has come upon CornFly [795/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:26:11 is added to pipework's clock.
[02/28/16 14:31:54] CornFly [406/952] has challenged robox [232/450] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:54:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/29/16 23:34:50] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:22:13 from level 76.
[03/01/16 04:44:40] CornFly [82/952] has challenged Cameron_D [759/1064] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:39:07 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/02/16 01:17:43] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:14:56 from level 76.
[03/03/16 00:09:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 18:18:15 from level 76.
[03/03/16 05:30:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 44 days, 10:56:57 toward level 76.
[03/03/16 07:24:45] CornFly [274/952] has challenged Crazypedia [42/216] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:45:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/03/16 15:01:07] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:06 towards level 76.
[03/04/16 02:09:41] CornFly [278/952] has come upon pixelate [469/539] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:44:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/04/16 06:44:35] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:10 from level 76.
[03/05/16 02:04:23] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:53:08 from level 76.
[03/05/16 04:44:52] CornFly [803/952] has come upon keeper_c [861/1239] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:05:38 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/06/16 12:50:37] LordH, pfoley, BURUT, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/16 15:15:23] CornFly [19/952] has challenged Cameron_D [907/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:11:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/10/16 00:28:49] woonack, kusuriya, and holloway [287/1394] have team battled CornFly, darkmage, and identd [1282/2555] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/16 04:03:56] CornFly [628/952] has come upon Bkid [476/606] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/12/16 00:52:23] Garchomp [11/62] has challenged CornFly [469/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Garchomp's clock.
[03/13/16 20:16:59] fattrat [548/779] has come upon CornFly [78/952] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 07:42:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/14/16 08:46:49] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:16 towards level 76.
[03/14/16 13:31:34] AngryParsley, Nix, and pants [1699/2020] have team battled GilbertErik, CornFly, and identd [656/2092] and won! 0 days, 08:34:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 20:28:11] Chuck, Milquetoast, and FakeWizard [1123/1934] have team battled soltys, kork, and CornFly [402/1976] and won! 0 days, 02:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 22:01:43] Akiyuki, CornFly, and Totengeist [1712/2333] have team battled kusuriya, Antutuuuuu, and Plasmastar [260/1237] and won! 1 day, 04:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 22:29:59] CornFly [698/952] has come upon Agent86 [361/694] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:19:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/15/16 05:02:40] Oooooog [284/474] has challenged CornFly [354/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:20 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[03/15/16 11:04:37] Vertruvian [5/7] has challenged CornFly [904/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Vertruvian's clock.
[03/15/16 12:02:10] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:29 towards level 76.
[03/15/16 20:23:00] darkmage [665/942] has come upon CornFly [874/952] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:11:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/15/16 22:27:10] CornFly, woonack, and Xyrael [1903/2330] have team battled Mirc0p, Lios, and rxcomm [1290/1780] and won! 1 day, 12:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 04:39:40] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:07 towards level 76.
[03/16/16 08:23:33] MadMan [511/608] has challenged CornFly [913/952] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to MadMan's clock.
[03/16/16 11:13:22] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:35 from level 76.
[03/17/16 00:18:21] CornFly [70/952] has challenged IdleBot [783/1524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:36:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/17/16 01:58:37] gabriel, CornFly, and pipework [1366/1700] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, BURUT, and brendan [1733/2524] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/16 08:02:43] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:29 towards level 76.
[03/18/16 14:52:47] CornFly [886/952] has come upon echeese [248/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/19/16 06:30:23] ChasedSpade, theZoMBiE, and ville [871/1672] have team battled MJ94, pfoley, and CornFly [1287/2288] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 08:38:19] CornFly [753/952] has challenged Smockage [222/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/21/16 10:55:57] CornFly [479/952] has challenged Ironhoof [149/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/21/16 18:31:06] CornFly [606/952] has come upon Mateusz [584/769] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/22/16 16:35:36] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:50 towards level 76.
[03/23/16 03:33:51] sbp, CornFly, and Agent86 [2117/2247] have team battled godog, lipek, and aucg [2487/2573] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 10:30:37] FakeWizard, Ttech, and Mirc0p [1112/2477] have team battled Kronos, CornFly, and Frogging101 [1713/1917] and lost! 0 days, 06:14:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/16 18:50:15] CornFly [148/952] has come upon XenGi [582/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:01:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/24/16 19:51:10] Natedog [8/20] has challenged CornFly [907/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Natedog's clock.
[03/24/16 23:03:10] Pithlit, CornFly, and astropoint [1262/2016] have team battled tspange, Plasmastar, and masterme120 [1341/1373] and lost! 0 days, 12:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/16 22:20:36] Imhalek [161/182] has challenged CornFly [66/952] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:07 is removed from Imhalek's clock.
[03/28/16 08:53:45] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:10 towards level 76.
[03/28/16 22:19:57] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:35 towards level 76.
[03/29/16 09:08:56] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:52 from level 76.
[04/01/16 09:25:00] KyloRen, Pithlit, and irix [935/2143] have team battled CornFly, nitzer, and double [1089/2309] and lost! 1 day, 02:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/16 16:25:39] CornFly, wvlf, and Sir_Lemming [1413/1827] have team battled Asara, Crazypedia, and Kable [2103/2120] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 10:20:55] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:25:48 towards level 76.
[04/02/16 19:08:05] CornFly, Ttech, and Milquetoast [3007/3232] have team battled AngryParsley, eva42, and gipyelrah [2186/3072] and won! 1 day, 06:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 07:41:09] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:31 towards level 76.
[04/04/16 20:59:22] tspange [296/740] has challenged CornFly [224/952] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:24:04 is removed from tspange's clock.
[04/05/16 17:19:48] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:16 towards level 76.
[04/08/16 00:15:44] Heisenberg [41/936] has come upon CornFly [8/952] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:05:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/16 02:55:22] CornFly EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:08 from level 76.
[04/08/16 17:33:10] CornFly [574/952] has challenged holloway [105/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:32:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/08/16 17:45:59] darkmage [898/942] has come upon CornFly [380/952] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:12:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/09/16 05:15:43] Plasmastar, theZoMBiE, and Bkid [1152/1399] have team battled CornFly, Tharbakery, and Misza [2087/2430] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 21:19:19] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:55 from level 76.
[04/28/16 21:24:37] CornFly [257/952] has come upon Cypher [396/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/29/16 03:51:12] h00k [109/897] has come upon CornFly [851/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:45:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/01/16 00:18:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 22:24:42 toward level 76.
[05/03/16 03:47:51] CornFly [375/952] has come upon Doctor [901/1007] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:47:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/03/16 08:54:01] Iria [260/393] has challenged CornFly [399/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Iria's clock.
[05/05/16 10:31:48] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:00:04 from level 76.
[05/07/16 06:39:35] Ironhoof, Pithlit, and grooverider [986/1862] have team battled pico, CornFly, and KeboDK [595/2128] and won! 1 day, 08:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 11:57:05] ThePhoenix47 [270/327] has come upon CornFly [858/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:22:35 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[05/09/16 01:43:59] CornFly [736/952] has challenged kork [229/423] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:26:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/25/16 09:52:31] JensRex [314/378] has challenged CornFly [709/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:23:20 is added to JensRex's clock.
[05/25/16 14:25:23] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:15 from level 76.
[05/25/16 15:32:32] zankore [336/621] has come upon CornFly [228/952] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:50:53 is removed from zankore's clock.
[05/25/16 17:17:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 06:11:01 from level 76.
[05/26/16 12:05:34] tmberg, AngryParsley, CornFly, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/16 19:04:53] AbacusAvenger [100/476] has challenged CornFly [744/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:35 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[05/27/16 14:01:52] CornFly [399/952] has come upon MJ94 [416/654] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:25:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/28/16 05:28:57] LordH, sjums_the_great, IdleMaster, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/16 04:49:06] Milquetoast [39/895] has come upon CornFly [50/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/02/16 07:50:07] CornFly [202/952] has come upon robox [90/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/02/16 19:51:57] CornFly [686/952] has come upon archlich [327/552] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/02/16 21:09:14] zankore [394/621] has challenged CornFly [410/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:07:59 is added to zankore's clock.
[06/03/16 01:56:40] CornFly, everbrew, and tmberg [1725/2327] have team battled Anaxyn, Asara, and GilbertErik [1608/1762] and won! 0 days, 13:30:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/16 19:11:21] CornFly [324/952] has challenged Beavis [174/1041] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:31:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/22/16 12:47:38] agrajag [117/718] has come upon CornFly [609/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:46:27 is added to agrajag's clock.
[06/23/16 05:56:25] blizgerg, idisjunction, and CornFly [780/2671] have team battled Satoshi, vrillusions, and elf [57/2726] and won! 1 day, 11:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 20:46:33] kier, keeper_c, and soltys [827/2578] have team battled Regnor, CornFly, and Cypher [1366/2799] and lost! 2 days, 20:44:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 23:18:25] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:52 from level 76.
[06/25/16 01:08:58] dindinx, CornFly, and keeper_c [2468/2564] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and BURUT [1000/2148] and won! 1 day, 12:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 09:53:18] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:17 from level 76.
[06/26/16 09:08:28] Heisenberg, Friedolin, and yur [1031/1426] have team battled CornFly, MrGlass, and Lowbow [1574/2291] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/16 14:40:56] CornFly bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:30:16 from level 76.
[06/26/16 21:55:14] CornFly [914/952] has challenged Kalinakov [395/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:19:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/27/16 04:41:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 21:40:48 toward level 76.
[06/27/16 19:39:05] Scar3cr0w, dindinx, CornFly, and GilbertErik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/16 20:03:04] CornFly [280/952] has challenged dax [307/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/28/16 00:04:24] rharwood [71/522] has challenged CornFly [585/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:56:17 is added to rharwood's clock.
[06/28/16 08:44:26] CornFly [852/952] has challenged tspange [350/926] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:43:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/29/16 15:28:28] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:49:51 from level 77.
[06/29/16 21:13:56] XJR-9, Bkid, a1291762, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/16 03:37:32] CornFly [399/952] has come upon AbacusAvenger [455/481] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:42:52 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/03/16 10:07:50] CornFly [662/952] has come upon Lios [678/722] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:58:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/03/16 11:53:23] CornFly, vBm, and BronyDee [298/1871] have team battled brycec, robflop, and d34th [1852/2343] and lost! 0 days, 16:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/16 07:53:08] CornFly was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:35:49 from level 77.
[07/04/16 20:59:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 31 days, 05:24:26 toward level 77.
[07/05/16 01:51:11] rharwood [196/522] has come upon CornFly [357/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:47:46 is added to rharwood's clock.
[07/05/16 04:00:07] Zaratustra, grooverider, and Bkid [1935/2325] have team battled CornFly, woonack, and rharwood [120/1971] and won! 1 day, 21:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 11:07:21] BronyDee [111/533] has challenged CornFly [597/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:02 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[07/05/16 20:54:51] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:57 from level 77.
[07/06/16 08:05:58] RBecker [561/731] has challenged CornFly [4/952] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/06/16 12:33:55] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:52 towards level 77.
[07/07/16 03:07:45] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:43 towards level 77.
[07/08/16 09:17:28] everbrew [227/522] has challenged CornFly [641/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to everbrew's clock.
[07/09/16 05:37:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 12 days, 04:14:35 toward level 77.
[07/09/16 15:43:02] CornFly [755/952] has challenged damyan [100/969] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:57:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/10/16 08:46:25] Bkid, d34th, CornFly, and Cenhinen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/16 14:09:35] CornFly, IdleMaster, and holloway [295/1946] have team battled woonack, Pokota, and yasdorian [100/1689] and won! 1 day, 21:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/16 10:58:25] argus [260/564] has challenged CornFly [669/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:35 is added to argus's clock.
[07/11/16 18:00:59] CornFly [615/952] has challenged sasaniak [240/494] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:10:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/12/16 14:08:07] MetaNova [378/470] has challenged CornFly [564/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:41 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/12/16 15:22:17] Andries [336/578] has come upon CornFly [827/952] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:17:56 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/13/16 07:57:50] KyloRen, CornFly, and Satoshi [217/2422] have team battled JensRex, yasdorian, and woonack [1471/1604] and lost! 0 days, 17:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/16 16:13:10] CornFly [173/952] has come upon dwfreed [321/435] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/17/16 04:36:18] cudaman73 [368/495] has challenged CornFly [769/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[07/20/16 02:17:47] CornFly [767/952] has come upon brendan [65/969] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:21:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/20/16 03:40:26] Pithlit, Crazycatlady, and pants [1571/1677] have team battled CornFly, vegadark, and Ladon [2339/2344] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 05:09:36] MrGlass [18/655] has come upon CornFly [258/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:13 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[07/22/16 11:50:05] CornFly [481/952] has come upon IndigoTiger [117/399] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:18:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/22/16 15:08:16] IndigoTiger [208/399] has challenged CornFly [811/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:03 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[07/23/16 07:27:38] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:08 from level 77.
[07/23/16 10:15:32] CornFly [289/949] has challenged Str1ngS [264/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:09:17 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/23/16 20:40:52] CornFly [526/949] has come upon Eiam [308/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:29:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/24/16 10:59:33] Master [137/165] has challenged CornFly [494/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Master's clock.
[07/25/16 10:14:06] Sailor_Venus [322/408] has challenged CornFly [384/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[07/26/16 01:39:45] CornFly [440/949] has challenged Cenhinen [122/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:05:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/27/16 03:49:44] Zaratustra [597/796] has challenged CornFly [657/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:53:05 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/27/16 09:32:48] pixelate [327/523] has come upon CornFly [292/949] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:50:25 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[07/27/16 18:38:57] Cenhinen, h00k, and KyloRen [784/2234] have team battled CornFly, Cypher, and pfoley [772/2538] and won! 2 days, 19:46:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 17:03:49] rxcomm [480/798] has challenged CornFly [364/949] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:35:22 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[07/28/16 18:38:04] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:16 towards level 77.
[07/28/16 22:21:37] vBm, Globalirc, and CornFly [357/2124] have team battled dxrt, Cypher, and DiCE [108/2213] and won! 0 days, 18:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/16 11:08:32] SirNeo [434/449] has challenged CornFly [695/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[07/29/16 17:45:49] Pokota [438/576] has challenged CornFly [393/949] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from Pokota's clock.
[07/30/16 12:06:46] CornFly, magnetik, and Mithkabob [510/1804] have team battled vBm, pants, and yasdorian [1394/1858] and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/16 12:08:35] CornFly [716/949] has come upon Frogging101 [382/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:43:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/31/16 09:15:43] CornFly [830/949] has come upon unicron [193/724] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/31/16 18:32:05] MrGlass [174/541] has challenged CornFly [628/949] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:39:41 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[07/31/16 20:10:57] JensRex [22/484] has come upon CornFly [19/949] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:56 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[07/31/16 23:21:04] CornFly [105/949] has challenged MontyZuma [807/1031] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/02/16 15:49:34] CornFly [336/949] has challenged allo [410/458] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:05:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/05/16 08:42:43] CornFly [215/949] has come upon ElectRo [564/905] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 11:48:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/05/16 13:08:55] CornFly [729/949] has come upon Zoddo [487/648] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:45:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/05/16 14:16:59] CornFly [676/949] has challenged sasaniak [273/508] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:08:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/05/16 15:11:09] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:38:25 towards level 78.
[08/06/16 04:50:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 19 days, 20:53:53 toward level 78.
[08/08/16 18:22:29] cudaman73, CornFly, and AngryParsley [910/2166] have team battled fattrat, kensington, and Eldoreth [313/1600] and won! 1 day, 05:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 23:21:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 20:12:21 toward level 78.
[08/10/16 08:03:32] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:49:49 towards level 78.
[08/10/16 11:37:48] KyloRen [250/720] has come upon CornFly [570/949] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:50:54 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/12/16 06:35:50] Lemelisk, Bkid, and Eldoreth [451/2117] have team battled Jagon, Diitto, and CornFly [2683/2751] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 09:13:53] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:54:00 from level 78.
[08/14/16 16:38:38] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:08:56 from level 78.
[08/14/16 16:57:09] idisjunction [205/1036] has come upon CornFly [877/949] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:03:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/15/16 01:33:13] everbrew, Ladon, and CornFly [2181/2590] have team battled sjefen6, cudaman73, and Globalirc [837/1518] and won! 3 days, 13:28:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 10:55:12] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:34:04 towards level 78.
[08/16/16 11:46:38] suterismus [180/1213] has come upon CornFly [264/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:57 is added to suterismus's clock.
[08/17/16 04:15:14] CornFly, Boohbah, and kensington [1315/2244] have team battled ryushe, Firien, and Bradicus [670/2116] and won! 0 days, 11:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 21:53:29] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:31 towards level 78.
[08/18/16 11:33:36] CornFly [679/949] has come upon Zoddo [538/664] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:20:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/18/16 21:01:40] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:06 towards level 78.
[08/20/16 20:45:27] Scaramanger [55/88] has challenged CornFly [633/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Scaramanger's clock.
[08/21/16 01:21:07] CornFly [468/949] has come upon Brainiac [417/712] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:00:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/22/16 18:38:34] CornFly [324/949] has come upon r00f [432/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/22/16 19:06:16] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:07:16 from level 78.
[08/22/16 20:44:29] zokko [497/543] has challenged CornFly [701/949] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to zokko's clock.
[08/24/16 09:41:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 19:21:45 toward level 78.
[08/24/16 15:25:31] CornFly, SlowRiot, and zankore [1139/2637] have team battled efn_idle_hobo, Lios, and shandor [1230/1751] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/16 12:42:27] CornFly [20/949] has come upon tspange [566/770] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:39:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/25/16 18:18:38] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:38:22 from level 78.
[08/25/16 20:57:35] kork [125/288] has challenged CornFly [414/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:44 is added to kork's clock.
[08/25/16 23:13:34] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/16 03:29:15] CornFly [94/941] has challenged vrillusions [721/992] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:58:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/30/16 00:40:45] spillere [198/580] has come upon CornFly [565/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:19 is added to spillere's clock.
[08/31/16 03:45:07] fangfufu, efn_idle_hobo, and Misza [712/1741] have team battled Pithlit, keeper_c, and CornFly [803/2592] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 22:59:12] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:17 towards level 78.
[09/03/16 03:24:21] CornFly [852/941] has challenged nikoJ [224/448] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:41:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/03/16 06:54:01] Hodor [161/226] has challenged CornFly [874/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/03/16 09:03:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 02:08:58 toward level 78.
[09/03/16 17:04:55] RistoUuranmaki, AbacusAvenger, Andries, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/16 13:15:09] Eldoreth [104/398] has challenged CornFly [557/941] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/05/16 05:18:56] Merkel, Virtual, and Bradicus [183/1365] have team battled CornFly, Zaratustra, and Jareeta [2337/3131] and lost! 0 days, 04:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/16 10:38:58] CornFly [821/941] has come upon freeboson [0/588] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:36:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/06/16 17:01:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 10 days, 18:32:07 toward level 78.
[09/11/16 00:42:23] CornFly [348/941] has challenged Merkel [382/415] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:13:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/12/16 08:10:30] CornFly [533/941] has come upon Realmy [127/470] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:57:49 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/12/16 12:08:56] Mirc0p, arlen, and fangfufu [573/2082] have team battled Gatewayy, Merkel, and CornFly [1258/2219] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/16 09:56:31] IndigoTiger, NoodleCake, and CornFly [1628/2240] have team battled Andries, LukeLR, and Cenhinen [39/1636] and won! 0 days, 17:23:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/16 12:50:51] CornFly [49/941] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [428/827] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:38:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/14/16 03:31:32] CornFly, Mjolnir, and Mithkabob [542/1690] have team battled unicron, Brainiac, and kier [1214/2283] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 06:38:16] IdleMaster, a1291762, and CornFly [2007/2455] have team battled roy, Ttech, and SlowRiot [2598/2865] and lost! 1 day, 20:03:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/16 02:10:26] stonehammer [422/552] has challenged CornFly [670/941] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:50 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[09/15/16 16:15:32] vox [517/1040] has challenged CornFly [89/941] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:07:39 is removed from vox's clock.
[09/16/16 20:58:37] CornFly reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/16 06:37:49] brendan [536/1011] has challenged CornFly [343/943] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:42:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/19/16 05:48:12] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 07:24:10 towards level 79.
[09/20/16 10:57:27] yond [350/1158] has challenged CornFly [550/943] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:42:13 is added to yond's clock.
[09/21/16 21:08:07] CornFly fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CornFly's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/16 03:50:12] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:48:22 towards level 79.
[10/09/16 14:00:01] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:05:53 towards level 79.
[10/09/16 14:54:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 05:21:16 toward level 79.
[10/10/16 09:25:06] HeavyPodda, IdleMaster, and shymega [403/1679] have team battled Pici, CornFly, and blizgerg [2292/2618] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 00:37:38] CornFly [783/938] has challenged theZoMBiE [11/900] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:02:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/12/16 08:31:53] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:15:05 towards level 79.
[10/12/16 17:43:52] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:50:43 towards level 79.
[10/12/16 20:40:49] CornFly [89/938] has come upon LordH [301/937] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:25:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/27/16 07:13:38] Ladon, MrGlass, and CornFly [188/2482] have team battled MJ94, jenksy, and Reilly [201/2142] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/16 08:38:42] Mylon [83/86] has challenged CornFly [614/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Mylon's clock.
[10/30/16 07:14:57] Nofew, Hydrogenum, and mordac [247/2106] have team battled CornFly, kenyon, and roy [1760/2548] and lost! 4 days, 05:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/16 18:24:58] CornFly [59/938] has come upon blizgerg [414/839] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:40:52 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/30/16 23:06:45] CornFly [489/938] has challenged Iri [175/354] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:57:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/01/16 04:42:05] mrdrcty [11/48] has challenged CornFly [710/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to mrdrcty's clock.
[11/03/16 04:29:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 43 days, 00:32:01 toward level 79.
[11/04/16 16:29:00] Darky [384/822] has come upon CornFly [279/938] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:01:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/09/16 06:52:12] CornFly [807/938] has come upon jstg [616/620] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:26:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/10/16 10:40:27] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:24 from level 79.
[11/10/16 12:41:09] CornFly [424/938] has challenged Cenhinen [368/615] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:31:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/10/16 18:03:48] CornFly bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:54:39 from level 79.
[11/10/16 23:05:54] CornFly [135/938] has come upon xa [295/368] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:23:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/12/16 01:05:10] elbie [36/104] has challenged CornFly [842/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/12/16 08:59:53] Ttech [1367/1478] has challenged CornFly [700/938] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:49:51 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/12/16 19:17:19] jeffl35 [87/529] has challenged CornFly [772/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to jeffl35's clock.
[11/16/16 21:35:18] CornFly [200/938] has challenged MetaNova [103/433] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:31:49 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/17/16 09:26:37] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:11:14 towards level 79.
[11/17/16 15:52:59] Heisenberg [0/853] has come upon CornFly [883/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/18/16 01:48:31] CornFly [688/938] has challenged Woona [290/848] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:32:48 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/18/16 04:15:58] petrichor [575/595] has challenged CornFly [836/938] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to petrichor's clock.
[11/18/16 19:28:08] CornFly [565/938] has come upon nfsnobody [264/704] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:56:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/19/16 01:29:18] CornFly [206/938] has come upon Fluttershy [405/1089] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:57:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/20/16 05:05:50] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:28:27 from level 79.
[11/20/16 08:49:20] CornFly [404/938] has come upon robochot [167/450] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:29:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/20/16 10:50:56] Majak [244/536] has come upon CornFly [86/938] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:46:35 is removed from Majak's clock.
[11/21/16 09:52:30] Bkid, damyan, and CornFly [978/2569] have team battled tmberg, basepi, and tspange [2417/2611] and lost! 2 days, 21:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/16 23:13:52] bete_noire [233/529] has challenged CornFly [789/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[11/23/16 19:28:44] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:29 towards level 79.
[11/24/16 21:52:59] blind [582/778] has challenged CornFly [614/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:35:08 is added to blind's clock.
[11/25/16 02:29:57] CornFly left his weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/16 00:03:11] borsin [318/423] has challenged CornFly [464/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:25 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/26/16 05:05:15] gipyelrah [825/1083] has challenged CornFly [185/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:09:14 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[11/28/16 08:14:38] CornFly [491/912] has come upon elf [516/891] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:08:11 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/01/16 15:56:58] CornFly [481/912] has challenged RBecker [205/748] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:28:25 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/01/16 16:52:04] Crazycatlady, Firien, and freeboson [1828/1940] have team battled CornFly, himuraken, and brycec [1364/2138] and won! 0 days, 01:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 21:44:38] rt [405/418] has challenged CornFly [27/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from rt's clock.
[12/02/16 22:08:31] CornFly [635/918] has come upon robochot [407/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:25:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/04/16 11:40:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 08:22:34 toward level 79.
[12/05/16 13:51:56] CornFly lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:59 from level 79.
[12/06/16 10:05:54] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:11 towards level 79.
[12/07/16 05:50:25] CornFly [195/918] has come upon irix [1030/1039] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:01:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/07/16 21:56:58] bl4ckscor3 [331/497] has challenged CornFly [111/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:34 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/09/16 16:38:37] KeboDK, Anaxyn, and Euronur [1241/1971] have team battled Milquetoast, CornFly, and Cypher [2490/2900] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 02:51:56] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:15 towards level 79.
[12/10/16 03:13:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 16:52:22 toward level 79.
[12/10/16 06:19:31] dclaw123 [180/781] has challenged CornFly [660/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:01 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[12/11/16 10:09:54] CornFly [488/918] has come upon Realmy [429/750] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:23:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/13/16 02:08:39] jenksy, sasaniak, and FakeWizard [653/2083] have team battled CornFly, Sundance, and eva42 [1552/2644] and lost! 0 days, 21:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 15:00:34] sphere_au [48/252] has challenged CornFly [560/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[12/14/16 07:52:24] CornFly [112/918] has come upon vrillusions [695/1011] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:14:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/15/16 00:40:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 8 days, 01:10:06 toward level 79.
[12/15/16 08:38:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 08:15:06 toward level 79.
[12/15/16 14:49:07] CornFly [477/918] has come upon canton7 [284/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/16/16 11:23:24] CornFly, SirMonkeybox, and grooverider [2323/2479] have team battled bootdisk, elbie, and Mithkabob [639/1433] and won! 0 days, 04:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 22:54:25] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:00 towards level 79.
[12/17/16 20:30:59] xxyoloswaggerxx [16/35] has challenged CornFly [96/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to xxyoloswaggerxx's clock.
[12/18/16 07:52:01] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:27 from level 79.
[12/19/16 00:11:53] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:57 from level 79.
[12/20/16 19:42:15] Realmy, LordH, and CornFly [155/2888] have team battled JensRex, Boohbah, and darkmage [409/2483] and lost! 1 day, 09:05:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/16 07:04:24] darkmage [193/999] has challenged CornFly [391/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:55:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/22/16 05:36:53] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:22 towards level 79.
[12/22/16 16:51:55] CornFly, NeuralMiner, and double [266/2008] have team battled Mateusz, XJR-9, and JensRex [2262/2276] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 01:38:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 03:03:30 toward level 79.
[12/24/16 06:03:00] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:34 towards level 79.
[12/24/16 14:29:17] CornFly got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:50 from level 79.
[12/25/16 10:40:43] Pici [630/939] has challenged CornFly [275/918] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:23:08 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/26/16 15:51:23] pixelate [369/503] has challenged CornFly [555/925] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:21:19 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/27/16 00:40:18] CornFly [5/925] has come upon strugart [1063/1148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:41:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/27/16 10:24:07] CornFly [413/925] has come upon Birdbones [121/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:47:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/28/16 12:07:40] bl4ckscor3 [248/497] has challenged CornFly [101/925] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:18:44 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/29/16 07:52:51] Mateusz [815/842] has come upon CornFly [143/925] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:34:26 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/30/16 13:49:38] bete_noire, Brainiac, and kline [648/1505] have team battled CornFly, AbacusAvenger, and jenksy [1589/2387] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 22:29:31] blizgerg, HeavyPodda, and Agent86 [118/2362] have team battled Asara, CornFly, and Mateusz [395/2895] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 22:57:54] Yukka [10/11] has challenged CornFly [59/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Yukka's clock.
[12/31/16 15:38:24] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:54 from level 79.
[12/31/16 17:08:32] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:39 towards level 79.
[12/31/16 21:00:59] CornFly [235/925] has come upon V`ger [29/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/31/16 23:51:29] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:41 towards level 79.
[01/03/17 00:19:06] CornFly [8/925] has come upon Beavis [705/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/03/17 01:38:18] Jareeta, bigjay, and FakeWizard [2874/2934] have team battled Cenhinen, CornFly, and JensRex [981/2328] and won! 0 days, 20:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 06:34:26] CornFly [71/925] has come upon suterismus [1202/1266] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/05/17 15:47:24] WallIdl, GilbertErik, and kenyon [449/2440] have team battled CornFly, rharwood, and freeboson [191/2131] and won! 3 days, 12:13:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 11:29:46] Crazycatlady [385/447] has come upon CornFly [898/925] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:22 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/09/17 16:02:11] qbit [52/347] has challenged CornFly [239/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to qbit's clock.
[01/09/17 18:17:07] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:54 towards level 79.
[01/09/17 21:03:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 5 days, 19:45:11 toward level 79.
[01/10/17 01:58:53] CornFly [222/925] has come upon robox [168/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/10/17 14:14:37] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:17 towards level 79.
[01/10/17 14:24:53] Xenthys, HeavyPodda, and borsin [639/2157] have team battled JensRex, CornFly, and tmberg [1096/2510] and lost! 0 days, 07:49:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 20:34:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 02:08:18 toward level 79.
[01/10/17 22:28:49] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:44 towards level 79.
[01/12/17 00:27:53] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:22 towards level 79.
[01/12/17 05:17:48] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:36 from level 79.
[01/12/17 12:07:43] kline [259/348] has come upon CornFly [241/932] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:28:06 is removed from kline's clock.
[01/12/17 18:02:51] CornFly bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:56 from level 79.
[01/13/17 14:46:34] CornFly [814/932] has come upon Andries [142/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:16 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/14/17 18:03:17] CornFly [247/932] has challenged MJ94 [93/904] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/16/17 19:11:19] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:00 towards level 80.
[01/17/17 08:48:43] woonack, khmerboy, and ville [520/1543] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, MJ94, and CornFly [308/2635] and won! 0 days, 15:42:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 13:08:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 25 days, 13:36:44 toward level 80.
[02/08/17 13:28:27] WallIdl, RedW, and Zye [2331/2415] have team battled CornFly, everbrew, and JuanMaestro [701/2285] and won! 1 day, 02:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 21:30:38] CornFly [714/932] has come upon Agent86 [70/470] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:15:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/11/17 23:08:57] CornFly [44/932] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [67/677] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:23:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/12/17 04:09:26] CornFly [662/932] has challenged Virtual [235/644] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:19:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/13/17 00:14:07] CornFly [693/932] has come upon KeboDK [207/886] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:53:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/13/17 15:21:41] bootdisk [281/406] has challenged CornFly [252/932] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:05:29 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/14/17 03:40:58] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:55 towards level 80.
[02/14/17 10:07:23] Mrs.BigHead [100/162] has challenged CornFly [651/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[02/18/17 09:40:01] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:31:30 from level 80.
[02/19/17 07:13:28] IFo [199/280] has come upon CornFly [801/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:34 is added to IFo's clock.
[02/19/17 09:15:32] CornFly [795/932] has come upon sjefen6 [157/404] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:32:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/19/17 22:34:42] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:57 towards level 80.
[02/22/17 22:29:48] CornFly [372/932] has come upon Brainiac [708/727] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:18:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/23/17 01:30:48] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:01 towards level 80.
[02/23/17 19:14:48] Milquetoast [205/945] has challenged CornFly [750/932] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/23/17 23:14:20] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:59:00 from level 80.
[02/24/17 06:50:50] CornFly [184/932] has come upon basepi [122/858] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:27:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/25/17 12:43:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 17:27:38 from level 80.
[02/26/17 05:19:47] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:03:49 towards level 80.
[02/27/17 14:53:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 21:06:39 from level 80.
[02/28/17 19:15:34] CornFly [395/932] has challenged SN4T14 [593/743] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:38:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/01/17 01:01:43] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:48:25 from level 80.
[03/01/17 22:34:42] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:31:04 towards level 80.
[03/02/17 06:13:59] Fluttershy, MetaNova, rharwood, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/17 08:16:13] CornFly [470/932] has come upon Mirc0p [215/522] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:32:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/02/17 20:30:42] CornFly [403/932] has challenged dodobrain [505/875] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:14:21 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/03/17 20:37:56] soltys [492/686] has come upon CornFly [700/932] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:16:53 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/03/17 22:06:17] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:21 towards level 80.
[03/04/17 07:33:46] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:32:15 towards level 80.
[03/05/17 17:51:48] CornFly [87/932] has challenged Iri [174/413] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:32:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/06/17 23:02:04] CornFly [170/932] has challenged LordH [747/1013] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:48:47 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/07/17 19:58:12] CornFly [626/932] has come upon godog [314/680] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:34:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/07/17 19:58:12] CornFly has dealt godog a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:28:10 is added to godog's clock.
[03/08/17 04:12:27] CornFly [255/932] has challenged TauPan [214/299] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:43:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/12/17 09:02:35] CornFly [477/932] has come upon johngaden [208/268] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:21:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/13/17 03:54:12] CornFly [819/932] has challenged RedW [195/693] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:21:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/13/17 05:15:49] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:31 towards level 80.
[03/13/17 22:36:53] JensRex [340/867] has challenged CornFly [884/932] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to JensRex's clock.
[03/14/17 12:05:31] CornFly [44/932] has challenged fattrat [411/1124] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/14/17 20:38:00] CornFly [74/932] has come upon MJ94 [807/910] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:12:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/16/17 00:27:19] Realmy, robox, blizgerg, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/17 14:36:42] CornFly, Majak, and holloway [2170/2281] have team battled SudoKing, theemstra, and ehjax [598/1865] and won! 3 days, 11:14:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 06:29:09] Mateusz [510/827] has challenged CornFly [449/932] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:03:11 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[03/17/17 15:45:08] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:24 towards level 80.
[03/17/17 23:09:30] CornFly, holloway, and dindinx [150/2188] have team battled elf, irix, and Grums [1247/2367] and lost! 4 days, 05:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/17 02:03:30] LegendaryQ, CornFly, and PinkiePie [1096/2051] have team battled qbit, Fattyeater, and MetaNova [257/1221] and won! 0 days, 11:42:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 18:43:30] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:19 towards level 80.
[03/19/17 06:06:42] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:50 towards level 80.
[03/20/17 13:56:58] CornFly [429/932] has challenged Reilly [124/428] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:46:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/22/17 02:24:45] khmerboy [123/426] has challenged CornFly [170/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[03/22/17 19:34:22] CornFly [684/932] has come upon allo [160/494] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:47:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/23/17 00:14:40] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:50 towards level 80.
[03/23/17 01:16:59] CornFly, canton7, and GilbertErik [2019/2276] have team battled awgh, abra0, and liara [1008/1587] and won! 0 days, 22:22:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 03:43:51] Oooooog [204/524] has challenged CornFly [713/932] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:32:28 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[03/23/17 10:04:30] CornFly [165/932] has come upon ncarl747 [154/637] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:36:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/23/17 16:11:22] Nofew, Ttech, and CornFly [1990/3542] have team battled soltys, AngryParsley, and Taffer [989/2321] and won! 3 days, 23:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 06:01:17] CornFly [690/932] has challenged Crazycatlady [451/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:46:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/25/17 23:55:52] SynthesizerPatel, CornFly, and PriceChild [744/2378] have team battled dwfreed, Birdbones, and fattrat [2509/2576] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 16:56:17] kork, Bradicus, and CornFly [1839/1845] have team battled NoodleCake, droogie, and DrOfBaconNomics [1582/2620] and won! 2 days, 01:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 21:14:49] CornFly [787/932] has challenged vuffie [189/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:23:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/28/17 00:05:37] ehjax [220/290] has challenged CornFly [893/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to ehjax's clock.
[03/28/17 09:38:53] everbrew [589/722] has challenged CornFly [865/932] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:01:58 is added to everbrew's clock.
[03/28/17 18:45:14] Odinn [54/90] has challenged CornFly [20/932] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:10 is removed from Odinn's clock.
[03/29/17 01:44:17] CornFly [485/932] has challenged jenksy [625/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/30/17 09:22:46] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:03 from level 80.
[03/31/17 04:11:35] CornFly [601/932] has come upon h00k [138/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/01/17 21:51:23] CornFly, petrichor, and Mateusz [2032/2428] have team battled IndigoTiger, ville, and Euronur [1353/2303] and won! 0 days, 06:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 23:15:53] pants [260/698] has challenged CornFly [55/932] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:03:54 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/01/17 23:28:00] droogie, WallIdl, Cypher, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/17 18:16:25] CornFly [65/936] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [97/677] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/04/17 10:34:10] droogie [405/791] has challenged CornFly [177/936] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:53:05 is removed from droogie's clock.
[04/06/17 12:05:20] ehjax [96/290] has challenged CornFly [842/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to ehjax's clock.
[04/06/17 20:29:22] CornFly [301/936] has come upon Oooooog [167/519] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 20:53:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/09/17 20:16:55] kenyon [59/904] has challenged CornFly [14/936] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:17:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/10/17 14:25:25] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:02:37 towards level 81.
[04/11/17 21:18:26] CornFly [485/943] has come upon Majak [264/531] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:03:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/14/17 10:53:16] SchrodingersScat [311/845] has challenged CornFly [729/943] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:30:40 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[04/14/17 15:30:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 38 days, 00:37:18 toward level 81.
[04/15/17 03:58:33] CornFly [549/943] has challenged spillere [377/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:39:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/15/17 10:24:55] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:01 towards level 81.
[04/17/17 01:52:47] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:49 towards level 81.
[04/17/17 07:30:28] spillere, Lnk, and CornFly [346/1841] have team battled Satoshi, vrillusions, and holloway [964/2590] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 13:34:58] Sixbierehomme, CornFly, and Gatewayy [65/2442] have team battled Andries, kenyon, and SynthesizerPatel [1561/2722] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 21:35:56] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:01:12 from level 81.
[04/18/17 20:07:44] CornFly [592/943] has come upon XJR-9 [154/689] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:51:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/19/17 00:15:09] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:25 from level 81.
[04/19/17 11:22:36] CornFly [345/943] has come upon manish17xxx [195/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:40:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/20/17 02:23:41] CornFly [242/943] has come upon sjums_the_great [381/446] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:21:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/20/17 08:17:17] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:57 towards level 81.
[04/20/17 11:00:35] CornFly [36/943] has challenged Agent86 [108/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:24:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/20/17 17:46:24] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:39 towards level 81.
[04/21/17 13:27:58] awgh, Sailor_Venus, and Agent86 [528/1745] have team battled woonack, CornFly, and J [865/1891] and lost! 1 day, 11:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/17 01:53:43] dwfreed, CornFly, and Killerkid [2016/2119] have team battled Zye, neurospex, and Atan [551/2281] and won! 2 days, 03:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/17 06:40:00] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:44 towards level 81.
[04/23/17 08:13:14] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:41 from level 81.
[04/23/17 13:09:40] CornFly [438/943] has come upon SirMonkeybox [778/930] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/24/17 02:59:57] brendan [1322/1353] has challenged CornFly [376/943] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/24/17 03:56:16] CornFly [918/943] has come upon double [855/865] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:05:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/24/17 20:39:10] SN4T14 [47/743] has challenged CornFly [491/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:11:25 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[04/25/17 03:46:52] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:36 towards level 81.
[04/29/17 06:18:30] Beavis [355/1071] has challenged CornFly [765/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:05 is added to Beavis's clock.
[04/30/17 22:01:24] Cypher, Zye, and SchrodingersScat [1623/2628] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, dtype, and CornFly [712/2322] and won! 2 days, 19:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 23:12:40] eva42 [1118/1269] has come upon CornFly [416/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:29:06 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/02/17 10:47:17] CornFly [179/943] has challenged MrGlass [98/793] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:05:25 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/03/17 00:47:35] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:22 towards level 81.
[05/03/17 20:41:47] Syloq, LordH, and bigjay [2328/2352] have team battled CornFly, AncalagonThBlack, and GilbertErik [348/2049] and won! 0 days, 20:26:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/17 03:51:44] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:56 towards level 81.
[05/04/17 09:38:22] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:50 towards level 81.
[05/04/17 23:10:25] CornFly [175/943] has challenged Zaratustra [1021/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/05/17 05:12:43] ville [67/660] has challenged CornFly [618/943] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:04:57 is added to ville's clock.
[05/05/17 12:15:28] GilbertErik [446/655] has challenged CornFly [834/943] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:04:17 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[05/05/17 19:18:03] CornFly [195/943] has challenged unicron [166/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:25:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/05/17 20:18:25] CornFly [731/943] has challenged IndigoTiger [387/995] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/06/17 10:00:01] CornFly [16/943] has come upon max [169/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/06/17 22:28:13] Zoddo [314/691] has challenged CornFly [156/943] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:32:53 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[05/07/17 03:04:14] CornFly [887/943] has come upon MJ94 [446/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:02:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/07/17 11:10:00] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:58 towards level 81.
[05/07/17 14:21:30] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:38 towards level 81.
[05/08/17 01:23:46] CornFly [107/951] has come upon MadMan [739/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:46 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/08/17 03:00:57] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:04 towards level 81.
[05/09/17 06:16:28] hannesenator [890/940] has come upon CornFly [947/951] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:03:01 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[05/09/17 06:49:20] jenksy [285/939] has challenged CornFly [220/951] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:58:59 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[05/09/17 07:52:07] godog [421/696] has come upon CornFly [71/951] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:09:05 is removed from godog's clock.
[05/09/17 07:52:07] godog has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:54:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/09/17 19:44:43] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:49 towards level 81.
[05/12/17 07:40:13] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:54 towards level 81.
[05/13/17 16:06:43] CornFly [870/951] has come upon keepermurf [332/908] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/16/17 06:57:08] CornFly [10/960] has challenged Socks [458/566] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:15:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/17/17 01:04:26] Lemelisk [503/1056] has challenged CornFly [701/960] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[05/18/17 10:44:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 42 days, 01:02:06 toward level 82.
[05/18/17 10:54:46] CornFly [344/960] has challenged Andries [494/750] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:11:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/19/17 06:59:22] godog [296/708] has challenged CornFly [706/960] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:24:42 is added to godog's clock.
[05/19/17 18:43:21] X-Ray [50/58] has challenged CornFly [938/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to X-Ray's clock.
[05/21/17 19:52:01] neurospex, Cameron_D, Killerkid, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/17 07:15:22] CornFly [40/960] has challenged AbacusAvenger [812/868] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:01:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/22/17 09:18:52] Atan, MrGlass, and XJR-9 [1140/1971] have team battled CornFly, kensington, and godog [1379/2555] and lost! 0 days, 11:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/17 11:55:08] Andries [188/744] has challenged CornFly [395/960] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to Andries's clock.
[05/22/17 16:07:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 16 days, 16:35:31 toward level 82.
[05/22/17 16:10:11] CornFly [395/960] has come upon J [311/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:17:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/22/17 22:25:19] CornFly, Woona, and LegendaryQ [2209/2308] have team battled fattrat, zid, and himuraken [183/2901] and won! 0 days, 16:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 13:42:10] Azerothian [92/98] has challenged CornFly [610/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[05/23/17 20:04:48] CornFly [59/960] has come upon SN4T14 [747/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:09:06 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/23/17 23:29:17] CornFly lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:55 from level 82.
[05/24/17 00:03:48] CornFly [900/960] has come upon KingQuackers [158/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:07:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/24/17 03:25:01] Hydrogenum [347/423] has challenged CornFly [283/960] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:44:57 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[05/24/17 04:28:06] kline, CornFly, and MadHatter [859/1924] have team battled Majak, PersonalJ, and Jareeta [1052/2485] and lost! 1 day, 05:42:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 12:53:29] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:08 towards level 82.
[05/25/17 18:33:38] CornFly [689/960] has challenged Avocet [167/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:43:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/25/17 20:22:05] Eldoreth [230/848] has come upon CornFly [506/960] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:22:39 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/26/17 03:15:47] zifnab06 [302/356] has challenged CornFly [485/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/27/17 09:23:11] CornFly, alexj, and Herb_Tarlek [838/2122] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Bl4ckC0re, and KingQuackers [731/1079] and won! 0 days, 13:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 20:27:57] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:21 towards level 82.
[06/01/17 03:22:54] JensRex [606/832] has come upon CornFly [866/960] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:19:32 is added to JensRex's clock.
[06/01/17 19:51:31] Firien [328/808] has come upon CornFly [602/960] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:10 is added to Firien's clock.
[06/02/17 01:33:29] CornFly, jstg, and Pici [979/2657] have team battled Evrial, vrillusions, and m0shbear [2112/2363] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/17 09:48:45] Milquetoast [642/946] has come upon CornFly [99/960] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:46:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/03/17 11:54:54] CornFly, Zaratustra, and manish17xxx [2518/2836] have team battled theZoMBiE, shymega, and Euronur [296/2198] and won! 0 days, 12:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 20:34:41] CornFly [751/960] has challenged FakeWizard [388/851] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/05/17 12:29:53] CornFly [119/997] has challenged himuraken [144/883] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/05/17 20:45:21] kline [160/464] has come upon CornFly [234/997] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:38 is added to kline's clock.
[06/06/17 09:54:22] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:16:58 from level 83.
[06/07/17 11:06:03] CornFly [90/997] has come upon freeboson [776/798] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:10:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/07/17 11:12:55] imr [64/115] has challenged CornFly [107/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to imr's clock.
[06/07/17 16:38:55] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:42:54 towards level 83.
[06/07/17 21:20:38] Satoshi, Killerkid, and IndigoTiger [1621/2422] have team battled Sundance, CornFly, and liara [139/2199] and won! 0 days, 15:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 11:50:08] Avon [753/1232] has challenged CornFly [168/1000] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:53:26 is removed from Avon's clock.
[06/08/17 11:50:08] Avon has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 10 days, 03:35:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/08/17 17:29:09] Ironhoof, CornFly, and Socks [2611/2692] have team battled Firien, petrichor, and SlowRiot [2058/2785] and won! 0 days, 09:53:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 07:31:55] JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Adar [1927/1994] have team battled himuraken, CornFly, and RistoUuranmaki [1539/2604] and won! 0 days, 23:46:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 09:23:06] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:07:24 towards level 83.
[06/09/17 11:55:18] X-Ray, CornFly, and alexj [136/1816] have team battled Opie, Agent86, and uhmmm [1478/2036] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 23:52:45] Eldoreth [37/848] has come upon CornFly [853/1017] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:47:49 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[06/11/17 15:02:37] CornFly reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/17 23:17:22] hhes [47/295] has challenged CornFly [983/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to hhes's clock.
[06/12/17 17:45:37] m0shbear, CornFly, Fluttershy, and Cameron_D have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/17 05:17:50] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:33:04 from level 83.
[06/16/17 07:19:07] CornFly [499/1031] has challenged chadi [274/460] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:29:49 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/17/17 11:44:09] wulk [164/238] has challenged CornFly [611/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to wulk's clock.
[06/17/17 15:24:16] CornFly [296/1031] has challenged himuraken [121/883] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:00:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/19/17 10:44:17] mwhahaha [539/597] has come upon CornFly [472/1031] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:26:10 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/19/17 19:41:01] wulk [166/269] has challenged CornFly [749/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to wulk's clock.
[06/20/17 23:14:49] Lemelisk [715/1071] has come upon CornFly [652/1031] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:56:00 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[06/22/17 00:41:19] Zaratustra [744/1150] has challenged CornFly [478/1031] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/22/17 10:33:21] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:53:14 towards level 83.
[07/27/17 20:54:41] sunri5e [109/139] has challenged CornFly [51/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:55 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[07/28/17 04:31:57] glorgamitch [125/553] has challenged CornFly [892/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:28 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[07/29/17 12:21:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 12 days, 05:56:11 toward level 83.
[07/30/17 07:23:09] CornFly was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:51:09 from level 83.
[07/30/17 18:21:05] V`ger [124/272] has challenged CornFly [400/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to V`ger's clock.
[08/01/17 09:15:40] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:14:26 towards level 83.
[08/02/17 18:18:26] qbit, Sixbierehomme, and suterismus [1829/2719] have team battled gollum, Jay, and CornFly [223/1743] and won! 2 days, 08:08:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 01:01:11] RistoUuranmaki, CornFly, and Antium [1042/2269] have team battled Jay, idlerpgww, and Furry [561/1419] and won! 0 days, 13:19:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 14:06:12] Sixbierehomme [6/746] has challenged CornFly [746/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:30:51 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/06/17 21:11:26] CornFly [979/1031] has challenged Torgeir [31/465] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:35:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/07/17 07:13:15] CornFly, Skyie, and MJ94 [192/2571] have team battled dclaw123, SirMonkeybox, and vox [2458/2895] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 01:49:53] CornFly was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:22:16 from level 83.
[08/09/17 15:34:46] pants, Iri, and tmberg [69/2195] have team battled Skyie, awgh, and CornFly [906/2247] and lost! 7 days, 06:26:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/17 10:25:58] borsin [391/719] has challenged CornFly [691/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:55 is added to borsin's clock.
[08/10/17 21:25:12] sigmg [417/547] has come upon CornFly [336/1031] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:18:14 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[08/11/17 06:29:27] CornFly [820/1031] has challenged Pici [297/1003] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:11:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/23/17 08:33:27] holloway, Lemelisk, and damyan [817/2598] have team battled Syloq, CornFly, and grdryn [1728/2071] and lost! 0 days, 08:30:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 03:03:58] kork [168/249] has come upon CornFly [55/1031] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:59:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/24/17 17:51:01] shymega, CornFly, and mustek [2164/2351] have team battled droogie, pixelate, and codedeeply [614/1867] and won! 0 days, 05:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/17 08:31:17] tmberg [509/890] has challenged CornFly [893/1031] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:57:54 is added to tmberg's clock.
[08/26/17 07:35:17] CornFly [748/1031] has challenged uhmmm [585/636] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:25:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/27/17 12:16:19] darkmage [789/969] has come upon CornFly [429/1031] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:49:41 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/27/17 23:42:07] CornFly [510/1031] has challenged popey [87/365] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:50:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/28/17 15:27:44] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:11:04 from level 83.
[08/28/17 23:14:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 13:02:08 from level 83.
[08/29/17 06:47:39] RBecker [749/784] has challenged CornFly [872/1031] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:49:01 is added to RBecker's clock.
[08/31/17 01:40:45] CornFly sharpened the edge of his weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/17 21:52:23] vrillusions [87/982] has challenged CornFly [1003/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:46 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[08/31/17 21:58:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 11 days, 10:35:48 toward level 83.
[09/01/17 06:55:16] CornFly [113/1054] has come upon awgh [721/807] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:38:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/01/17 17:37:43] csssuf [367/467] has challenged CornFly [985/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to csssuf's clock.
[09/02/17 15:52:14] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:03:42 from level 83.
[09/03/17 11:20:17] Tenorman [251/785] has challenged CornFly [586/1054] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:36 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/05/17 03:57:04] shandor [334/547] has come upon CornFly [931/1054] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:25:27 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/07/17 03:34:40] soltys [293/554] has challenged CornFly [609/1054] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:51:32 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/08/17 10:08:16] jamesl [133/357] has challenged CornFly [242/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to jamesl's clock.
[09/08/17 18:54:43] Milquetoast [167/953] has come upon CornFly [1005/1054] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:38:45 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/10/17 08:47:14] nickware [169/570] has challenged CornFly [1/1054] in combat and won! 29 days, 09:55:51 is removed from nickware's clock.
[09/10/17 10:20:48] CornFly [123/1054] has come upon PiotrekD [142/668] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:46:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/10/17 10:47:22] nickware [276/570] has come upon CornFly [167/1054] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 12:20:40 is removed from nickware's clock.
[09/10/17 10:55:26] CornFly [154/1054] has come upon PiotrekD [34/668] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:05:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/11/17 15:57:12] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:54:06 towards level 83.
[09/11/17 23:35:11] CornFly, hannesenator, and Atan [176/2804] have team battled max, osannatas, and MadMan [992/2478] and lost! 3 days, 03:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/17 00:23:44] CornFly [299/1054] has come upon Geela [64/340] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:17:00 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/13/17 03:58:31] CornFly [61/1054] has challenged unicron [593/741] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:04:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/15/17 10:43:33] CornFly slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/17 05:40:15] CornFly [271/1050] has come upon Bradicus [487/671] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:08:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/17/17 09:15:16] AbacusAvenger [166/872] has challenged CornFly [827/1050] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:32:00 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[09/18/17 00:29:35] CornFly [211/1050] has challenged theZoMBiE [312/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:04:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/20/17 00:30:11] dindinx, david, and Euronur [993/1598] have team battled tmberg, CornFly, and uhmmm [457/2580] and won! 0 days, 00:55:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 06:38:37] CornFly [772/1050] has challenged Fattyeater [401/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:26:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/21/17 16:09:58] david, IndigoTiger, and KeboDK [1051/2502] have team battled CornFly, sigmg, and keepermurf [597/2542] and won! 0 days, 05:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 00:07:43] exa [211/360] has come upon CornFly [504/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:11 is added to exa's clock.
[10/07/17 11:19:34] Vroomfondel [149/361] has come upon CornFly [291/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:31 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[10/07/17 16:04:09] CornFly, Boohbah, and sasaniak [281/2291] have team battled AbacusAvenger, droogie, and crysys [196/1972] and won! 2 days, 07:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 01:20:41] fattrat [635/1215] has challenged CornFly [244/1053] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/08/17 07:22:34] liara [437/476] has challenged CornFly [701/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:51 is added to liara's clock.
[10/08/17 15:18:09] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:07 towards level 83.
[10/09/17 02:17:40] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:16 towards level 83.
[10/10/17 00:55:58] CornFly, pants, and Sundance [131/2536] have team battled MJ94, sbp, and xayto [1010/1685] and lost! 1 day, 13:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 11:08:44] sasaniak [209/479] has come upon CornFly [183/1053] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/11/17 12:23:51] neurospex, theemstra, and V`ger [1204/2310] have team battled CornFly, Misza, and Nofew [684/3343] and won! 0 days, 11:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 14:00:36] Nofew [431/1217] has come upon CornFly [34/1053] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:45:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/12/17 01:33:30] Dalai [116/126] has challenged CornFly [488/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/12/17 22:38:00] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:22 towards level 83.
[10/13/17 16:25:36] b00, MrGlass, and CornFly [2140/2185] have team battled Lnk, simple, and Fluttershy [1094/2439] and won! 0 days, 07:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 13:50:11] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:30 towards level 83.
[10/17/17 02:06:20] CornFly broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:02:51 from level 83.
[10/17/17 05:32:02] CornFly [77/1053] has challenged yano [574/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:34:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/17/17 16:29:37] Globalirc, Bradicus, and x0 [656/1685] have team battled Taffer, CornFly, and LordH [1007/2850] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 17:33:06] borsin [553/733] has come upon CornFly [509/1053] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:23:38 is removed from borsin's clock.
[10/18/17 02:23:14] CornFly [638/1053] has challenged Azerothian [239/505] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:24:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/20/17 08:08:44] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:39:10 towards level 83.
[10/21/17 08:26:48] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:46 towards level 83.
[10/21/17 14:44:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 23:03:44 from level 83.
[10/21/17 17:04:09] uhmmm, elf, and Silvanus_Betrium [232/1934] have team battled jstg, CornFly, and ohnx [1510/3006] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 19:09:51] os-5185 [344/546] has come upon CornFly [172/1053] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:27:17 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[10/24/17 00:12:33] Taffer [128/763] has come upon CornFly [652/1053] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:59:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/24/17 10:43:27] shandor, rxcomm, and Boohbah [1548/2216] have team battled blizgerg, CornFly, and hannesenator [2393/3376] and lost! 2 days, 15:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 19:39:08] dax, Brainiac, and CornFly [221/2137] have team battled Lnk, brycec, and Eldoreth [1729/2311] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/17 07:04:20] Xenthys, CornFly, and loomysh [1910/2407] have team battled max, theZoMBiE, and zankore [1433/2432] and won! 1 day, 02:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 10:16:54] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:02 towards level 83.
[10/27/17 14:09:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 03:25:00 toward level 83.
[10/28/17 01:02:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:00:12 from level 83.
[10/28/17 21:16:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 01:07:57 toward level 83.
[10/29/17 04:45:29] CornFly [607/1053] has challenged Mithkabob [84/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:33:06 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/29/17 04:45:29] CornFly has dealt Mithkabob a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:03:52 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[10/30/17 04:21:20] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:29 towards level 83.
[10/31/17 00:38:33] wolfkin, CornFly, and AbacusAvenger [2181/2224] have team battled sjefen6, tmberg, and Beavis [1450/2423] and won! 0 days, 00:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/17 18:31:23] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:51 from level 83.
[10/31/17 21:36:51] ohnx, Darky, and CornFly [849/2994] have team battled KeboDK, fattrat, and Elgo [390/2708] and won! 0 days, 12:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 01:03:33] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:34 towards level 83.
[11/01/17 04:31:28] CornFly [359/1053] has challenged Syloq [246/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/01/17 21:50:46] CornFly fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! CornFly's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/17 08:38:38] Brainiac, CornFly, and osannatas [484/2494] have team battled sunri5e, SchrodingersScat, and elf [2281/2289] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/17 11:59:30] CornFly [932/1049] has challenged idlerpgww [103/511] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/02/17 15:14:38] CornFly, J, blizgerg, and dodobrain have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/17 17:33:44] el, x0, and CornFly [180/1655] have team battled MrGlass, sbp, and manish17xxx [1200/2126] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/17 05:59:58] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:14:45 towards level 84.
[11/07/17 08:23:14] CornFly [292/1049] has challenged Cypher [113/1061] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:19:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/07/17 22:22:21] Boohbah, CornFly, and Mateusz [1854/2726] have team battled pants, codedeeply, and Fluttershy [1418/2557] and won! 7 days, 23:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 11:35:24] CornFly [801/1049] has come upon ilbelkyr [4/267] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:06:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/08/17 15:33:44] SpikeX [247/493] has come upon CornFly [14/1049] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:46:08 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[11/10/17 22:02:16] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:36:01 towards level 84.
[11/12/17 03:03:09] CornFly [223/1049] has challenged zankore [656/798] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:24:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/13/17 04:16:10] RBecker, CornFly, and pants [1880/2732] have team battled fbenoit, ToHellWithGA, and el [538/1356] and won! 0 days, 22:13:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 12:14:16] CornFly [710/1049] has challenged Mirc0p [366/764] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:49:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/13/17 20:25:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 13 days, 12:12:01 toward level 84.
[11/13/17 23:34:04] CornFly had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:36 towards level 84.
[11/14/17 19:24:58] Sundance [210/674] has challenged CornFly [357/1049] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:02:22 is added to Sundance's clock.
[11/14/17 23:26:22] Meta [252/1029] has challenged CornFly [518/1049] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:51:50 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/16/17 20:08:55] idisjunction, Ttech, and Euronur [2029/3275] have team battled kline, Eldoreth, and CornFly [2326/2521] and lost! 2 days, 16:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 03:43:53] CornFly [435/1049] has challenged Luamil [309/397] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:24:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/19/17 01:37:14] Morfeus [124/213] has challenged CornFly [482/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Morfeus's clock.
[11/19/17 18:21:21] nickware [530/603] has come upon CornFly [802/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:17 is added to nickware's clock.
[11/19/17 22:46:44] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:36 towards level 84.
[11/21/17 09:35:45] Flonk [46/199] has challenged CornFly [504/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/22/17 01:42:04] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:46 towards level 84.
[11/22/17 14:19:49] Gatewayy, Andries, and vegadark [319/2153] have team battled Luamil, CornFly, and Eiam [1202/2149] and lost! 0 days, 15:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 04:47:45] CornFly [154/1049] has come upon Geela [40/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:25 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/23/17 17:13:04] CornFly [873/1049] has come upon Boohbah [616/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:10:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/24/17 14:47:03] sasaniak [441/664] has come upon CornFly [381/1049] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:34:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/25/17 19:29:01] CornFly, Misza, loomysh, and Majak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/17 23:03:53] Fluttershy [539/1060] has challenged CornFly [653/1049] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:19:09 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[11/27/17 12:08:17] CornFly [328/1049] has challenged RedW [267/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:39:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/27/17 18:28:17] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:16 towards level 84.
[11/28/17 05:45:35] cosmicsound, CornFly, and crysys [757/1837] have team battled Sir_Lemming, dwfreed, and neurospex [1737/2471] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/17 00:42:49] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:17 towards level 84.
[11/29/17 06:03:40] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:03 towards level 84.
[11/29/17 14:10:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 11:58:53 toward level 84.
[11/30/17 02:38:25] CornFly [788/1049] has challenged theemstra [460/743] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/30/17 09:06:27] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:51:17 towards level 85.
[12/01/17 08:40:29] CornFly [746/1049] has challenged vegadark [139/490] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:13:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/01/17 08:47:26] glorgamitch, CornFly, and dodobrain [2557/2561] have team battled os-5185, Avon, and simple [971/2987] and won! 0 days, 06:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 09:09:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 32 days, 03:57:38 toward level 85.
[12/03/17 13:40:30] garywhite [103/215] has challenged CornFly [1037/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to garywhite's clock.
[12/03/17 16:30:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 11 days, 20:50:40 toward level 85.
[12/03/17 17:50:57] crysys [3/432] has come upon CornFly [360/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:46 is added to crysys's clock.
[12/04/17 05:14:53] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:44 towards level 85.
[12/04/17 13:20:56] CornFly [633/1049] has come upon petrichor [696/1096] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:35:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/05/17 12:15:03] CornFly [257/1049] has challenged himuraken [699/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/05/17 16:16:25] idlerpgww, Eiam, and CornFly [808/2247] have team battled valdur55, MJ94, and Asara [850/2892] and lost! 1 day, 06:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/17 15:13:18] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:11:24 from level 85.
[12/07/17 16:27:26] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:32 from level 85.
[12/08/17 07:43:43] elbie [133/640] has come upon CornFly [400/1049] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:16:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/08/17 14:43:35] damyan [317/769] has challenged CornFly [991/1049] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:00:50 is added to damyan's clock.
[12/08/17 22:48:59] suterismus [746/1352] has come upon CornFly [393/1049] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:19:48 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/10/17 03:40:00] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:40:51 towards level 85.
[12/11/17 01:01:18] CoolChris, CornFly, and yano [962/2213] have team battled MadHatter, Yuhno, and elbie [300/1536] and won! 2 days, 10:10:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 07:22:20] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:16:20 from level 85.
[12/12/17 14:08:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 7 days, 07:43:37 toward level 85.
[12/13/17 14:59:01] Ttech [962/1612] has come upon CornFly [346/1049] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:40:35 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/14/17 04:38:16] dwfreed [184/513] has come upon CornFly [415/1049] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:34:36 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/14/17 18:36:00] Cameron_D [288/1491] has challenged CornFly [270/1049] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:26:31 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/15/17 17:14:42] Cameron_D [798/1491] has come upon CornFly [167/1049] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:30:35 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/16/17 02:47:14] Andries [607/800] has challenged CornFly [1010/1049] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:18:22 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/16/17 18:24:38] Chuck [449/837] has come upon CornFly [6/1049] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:22:39 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/16/17 18:38:28] os-5185, kork, and CornFly [975/2229] have team battled crysys, brycec, and prime [743/1770] and won! 1 day, 14:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 20:53:36] zid [305/899] has challenged CornFly [489/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:55 is added to zid's clock.
[12/16/17 22:35:08] Lenny [246/336] has come upon CornFly [719/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:15 is added to Lenny's clock.
[12/17/17 12:42:41] CornFly [83/1049] has come upon droogie [92/915] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:03:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/17/17 12:59:13] Mars [50/655] has challenged CornFly [946/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:53:15 is added to Mars's clock.
[12/18/17 11:07:10] ncarl747 [401/829] has challenged CornFly [486/1049] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:12:01 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[12/18/17 11:45:21] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:38 towards level 85.
[12/19/17 11:54:45] theemstra [183/757] has come upon CornFly [602/1049] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:00:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/19/17 19:50:03] Lnk, Birdbones, and Meta [653/2709] have team battled Syloq, CornFly, and Asara [535/2713] and won! 0 days, 05:41:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 01:20:43] CornFly [836/1049] has challenged canton7 [500/776] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:06:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/20/17 09:23:38] CornFly [1043/1049] has challenged elf [707/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:57:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/20/17 13:19:19] qwerty [275/393] has challenged CornFly [550/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to qwerty's clock.
[12/21/17 20:25:56] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:36 towards level 85.
[12/22/17 11:47:38] suterismus [251/1352] has come upon CornFly [250/1049] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:50 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/23/17 09:07:33] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:29 towards level 85.
[12/23/17 18:29:13] zid, vegadark, and CornFly [1701/2528] have team battled woonack, Doctor, and sunri5e [1789/2067] and lost! 2 days, 19:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/17 06:38:25] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:05:17 from level 85.
[12/24/17 18:54:36] CornFly, dindinx, and RBecker [1545/2330] have team battled dax, Lemelisk, and brycec [1603/2438] and lost! 1 day, 16:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/17 01:37:16] CornFly [1018/1049] has challenged qwerty [262/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:40:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/25/17 18:46:11] david [157/607] has challenged CornFly [617/1049] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:37 is added to david's clock.
[12/26/17 01:12:44] CornFly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:23:32 from level 85.
[12/26/17 13:49:04] tmberg [588/918] has challenged CornFly [1006/1049] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:58:36 is added to tmberg's clock.
[12/27/17 07:29:08] Dalai [207/554] has come upon CornFly [249/1049] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:53:03 is added to Dalai's clock.
[12/28/17 18:03:39] Globalirc [241/771] has come upon CornFly [545/1049] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:51:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/30/17 13:15:38] KevinSpacey [46/350] has come upon CornFly [991/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:31 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[12/31/17 18:13:49] Heisenberg [112/887] has come upon CornFly [337/1049] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:01:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/31/17 18:36:11] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:26:22 towards level 85.
[01/01/18 14:38:43] CornFly got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:47:37 from level 85.
[01/02/18 02:24:29] Luamil [352/459] has come upon CornFly [201/1049] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:10 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[01/02/18 16:15:08] LordH, CornFly, vox, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/18 06:40:56] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:45:33 towards level 85.
[01/05/18 01:05:23] CornFly [507/1049] has come upon ncarl747 [109/839] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:39:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/05/18 01:29:39] david [522/590] has challenged CornFly [283/1049] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:00:12 is removed from david's clock.
[01/05/18 14:33:43] awgh [335/865] has challenged CornFly [911/1049] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:34:18 is added to awgh's clock.
[01/05/18 20:17:48] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:40:59 from level 85.
[01/06/18 13:36:53] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:59 towards level 85.
[01/09/18 03:03:17] CornFly [485/1049] has challenged sunri5e [2/604] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:13:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/09/18 04:35:20] blizgerg [603/1110] has come upon CornFly [427/1049] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:17:37 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/09/18 09:05:21] RedW [584/943] has challenged CornFly [573/1049] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:59:24 is removed from RedW's clock.
[01/09/18 09:05:21] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 112 tunic! RedW picks it up, tossing their old level 85 tunic to CornFly.
[01/10/18 04:13:56] CornFly, theemstra, and PinkiePie [2417/2629] have team battled zankore, Globalirc, and nfsnobody [1251/2357] and won! 0 days, 15:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 14:46:33] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/18 05:01:57] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:05 towards level 85.
[01/11/18 13:51:01] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:00 from level 85.
[01/11/18 22:02:31] Birdbones, ncarl747, and freeboson [1586/2624] have team battled CornFly, Eldoreth, and meffe [1266/2448] and won! 4 days, 02:34:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 20:58:59] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:35 towards level 85.
[01/14/18 11:07:35] hannesenator [772/1147] has come upon CornFly [61/1013] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:01:17 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/15/18 07:36:05] fattrat [439/1174] has come upon CornFly [829/1013] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:44:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/15/18 11:58:06] CornFly [580/1013] has come upon Sixbierehomme [524/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:16:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/15/18 12:04:50] CornFly [240/1013] has come upon Bradicus [368/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:00:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/17/18 20:54:14] CornFly, koyaan, nfsnobody, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/18 06:40:06] zankore [413/858] has challenged CornFly [88/1013] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:13:41 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/19/18 06:38:34] Lenny [340/439] has come upon CornFly [236/1013] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:06:36 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[01/19/18 08:41:36] bender [459/742] has challenged CornFly [945/1013] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to bender's clock.
[01/19/18 15:18:53] Boohbah [556/814] has come upon CornFly [662/1013] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:44:15 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[01/19/18 17:24:57] Yuhno, CornFly, and vox [2197/2802] have team battled freeboson, LordH, and speedmann [1509/2207] and won! 0 days, 05:39:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/18 04:01:42] speedmann, vox, and bigjay [1428/2657] have team battled CornFly, Killerkid, and xayto [13/2459] and won! 0 days, 01:06:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 09:20:46] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:42 towards level 85.
[01/21/18 13:56:10] djm [445/643] has challenged CornFly [222/1013] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:42:14 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/21/18 19:40:34] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:49 from level 85.
[01/22/18 05:24:52] CornFly [832/1013] has challenged Doctor [340/1000] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:40:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/22/18 09:38:49] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:05:32 from level 86.
[01/24/18 01:18:44] CornFly [611/1020] has come upon Neo [169/408] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:17:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/25/18 02:48:35] Sharky4, trashu, and CornFly [1503/1657] have team battled SpikeX, adamchainz, and Sixbierehomme [1535/1875] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/18 04:08:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 30 days, 10:40:02 toward level 86.
[01/26/18 05:09:58] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:44 towards level 86.
[01/26/18 16:08:40] Mrs.BigHead, adamchainz, and lightstalker [762/1503] have team battled CornFly, AbacusAvenger, and vrillusions [1147/2984] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 19:17:40] Geela, vrillusions, and holloway [1187/2440] have team battled CornFly, Tenorman, and IdleMaster [1648/2782] and lost! 0 days, 22:25:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/18 01:25:18] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:07:12 towards level 86.
[01/27/18 02:40:55] CornFly [47/1020] has come upon LordH [584/1059] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:09:25 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/27/18 13:22:14] lakwatsero [184/310] has challenged CornFly [783/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/27/18 22:06:42] MetaNova, ishanyx, and Cameron_D [376/3137] have team battled Agent86, CornFly, and seanmnaes [279/2011] and won! 1 day, 01:32:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 22:30:45] WooDy [117/281] has challenged CornFly [524/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to WooDy's clock.
[01/29/18 01:52:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 08:17:02 toward level 86.
[01/29/18 06:55:39] Nistur [342/452] has come upon CornFly [339/1020] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:54:17 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[01/29/18 07:41:59] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:03 towards level 86.
[01/30/18 06:16:34] CornFly [351/1020] has challenged brycec [729/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:35:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/31/18 11:26:29] CornFly [499/1020] has challenged AngryParsley [656/899] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:51:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/01/18 20:48:10] qwerty [35/641] has come upon CornFly [310/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:23 is added to qwerty's clock.
[02/03/18 05:44:24] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:59 towards level 86.
[02/04/18 13:46:57] Syloq [66/446] has come upon CornFly [263/1020] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:09:38 is added to Syloq's clock.
[02/04/18 16:04:34] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:41 from level 86.
[02/05/18 10:06:28] glook [343/628] has challenged CornFly [822/1020] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:34:39 is added to glook's clock.
[02/06/18 07:34:00] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:05 towards level 86.
[02/06/18 19:17:45] CornFly [860/1020] has challenged WooDy [326/379] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:45 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/08/18 23:31:35] CornFly [406/1020] has challenged Zaratustra [1057/1089] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:11:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/10/18 00:20:05] abra0, CornFly, awgh, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/18 12:45:22] Crazycatlady [5/562] has challenged CornFly [212/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:51 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/10/18 13:56:20] robox, seanmnaes, and CornFly [1031/2231] have team battled Khorne, Virtual, and elbie [1365/2451] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/18 11:12:05] abra0 [935/993] has challenged CornFly [878/1020] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from abra0's clock.
[02/12/18 00:08:25] HeavyPodda [240/1024] has come upon CornFly [777/1020] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:40:19 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/13/18 04:03:01] brendan [1390/1405] has come upon CornFly [724/1020] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/13/18 23:34:22] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:04 towards level 86.
[02/15/18 13:09:09] Taffer, jamesl, and CornFly [1045/2164] have team battled D.Va, Brainiac, and lightstalker [963/1749] and won! 0 days, 11:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 04:35:56] CornFly [1/1020] has challenged codedeeply [445/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/18/18 01:36:25] CornFly [100/1020] has come upon dax [366/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:05 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/18/18 15:53:48] CornFly [46/1021] has challenged sjefen6 [403/422] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/19/18 23:37:43] Sir_Lemming, apiw, and CornFly [727/2475] have team battled moveax, Doctor, and Mateusz [1516/2451] and lost! 1 day, 06:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 16:25:00] CornFly [308/1021] has challenged cirdan [493/906] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:33:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/02/18 18:32:22] CornFly [551/1021] has challenged Fluttershy [862/1058] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:03:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/04/18 00:49:44] zid, IndigoTiger, and soltys [1848/2701] have team battled WallIdl, yano, and CornFly [1766/2653] and won! 1 day, 07:43:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/18 01:05:22] CornFly [620/1021] has come upon Sixbierehomme [280/667] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 22:16:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/05/18 19:12:28] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:15:57 towards level 87.
[03/06/18 04:00:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 39 days, 17:13:55 from level 87.
[03/06/18 13:01:04] CornFly [22/1021] has challenged Majak [317/442] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:59:12 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/07/18 00:04:38] CornFly [525/1021] has challenged bigjay [863/1221] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:08:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/07/18 01:04:31] CornFly [1000/1021] has come upon himuraken [39/914] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 14:20:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/07/18 03:21:09] CornFly [843/1021] has come upon Ais [239/361] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:54:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/07/18 03:57:42] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/18 17:59:32] double, Lemelisk, and rxcomm [2599/2962] have team battled Lnk, CornFly, and seanmnaes [1433/2172] and won! 5 days, 10:22:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 16:17:48] m0shbear [346/716] has challenged CornFly [789/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:52:29 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[03/09/18 06:40:31] ilbelkyr [601/879] has challenged CornFly [605/1027] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[03/09/18 15:47:38] Ais, PiotrekD, and CornFly [1655/2106] have team battled Bradicus, basepi, and soltys [828/2220] and won! 0 days, 02:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/18 17:42:20] CornFly, Gatewayy, and Asara [1708/3178] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Luamil, and Roxana [2104/2156] and lost! 3 days, 20:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 00:39:33] Barry, manish17xxx, CornFly, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/18 19:59:20] CornFly [889/1027] has challenged Tenorman [215/1033] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:42:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/14/18 05:02:30] CornFly [74/1027] has challenged agrajag [625/894] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:10:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/14/18 12:04:56] MJ94 [101/717] has challenged CornFly [751/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:18:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/17/18 06:27:53] CornFly [317/1027] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [391/958] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:07:01 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/17/18 17:57:17] sasaniak, Birdbones, and pyporla [419/1857] have team battled RBecker, CornFly, and IdleMaster [84/2564] and won! 0 days, 00:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/18 19:24:13] ishanyx, RBecker, Birdbones, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/18 05:35:54] CornFly [954/1027] has challenged Asara [737/1251] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:27:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/18/18 16:34:29] niko [10/181] has challenged CornFly [27/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to niko's clock.
[03/19/18 13:46:57] CornFly [578/1027] has challenged soltys [73/559] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:26:19 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/19/18 16:24:28] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:58 towards level 87.
[03/22/18 03:52:10] glorgamitch [185/935] has challenged CornFly [826/1027] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:50 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[03/22/18 22:33:37] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:46 towards level 87.
[03/23/18 17:34:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:13:38 from level 87.
[03/24/18 23:57:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:06:50 from level 87.
[03/25/18 04:23:38] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:49:52 from level 87.
[03/25/18 09:37:43] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:35:23 towards level 87.
[03/25/18 15:06:25] AgentThom [170/433] has challenged CornFly [597/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[03/26/18 01:52:22] bender, CornFly, and adamchainz [1322/2481] have team battled SN4T14, niko, and suterismus [2188/2476] and lost! 1 day, 04:42:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/18 19:45:12] CornFly [858/1027] has come upon m4dc0w [116/391] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:01:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/27/18 02:49:51] CornFly [88/1027] has challenged Gatewayy [733/888] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:06:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/27/18 08:51:59] Roxana [73/828] has challenged CornFly [862/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:21 is added to Roxana's clock.
[03/27/18 18:28:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 9 days, 21:38:27 toward level 87.
[03/27/18 20:34:58] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:52 from level 87.
[03/28/18 04:52:14] double, sigmg, and liara [210/2126] have team battled kork, xayto, and CornFly [128/2075] and won! 2 days, 14:10:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 08:12:26] ishanyx, Mars, and Murii [1115/1707] have team battled bl4ckscor3, shandor, and CornFly [1142/2201] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/18 21:37:53] CornFly [920/1027] has come upon IdleMaster [334/755] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:02:19 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/30/18 22:30:44] CornFly [326/1027] has come upon Pici [1054/1133] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:25:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/01/18 22:59:26] Ais [367/438] has challenged CornFly [580/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:25 is added to Ais's clock.
[04/02/18 18:59:44] CornFly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:40:48 from level 87.
[04/11/18 04:59:55] SpikeX, m4dc0w, and liara [1533/1759] have team battled CornFly, Andries, and AngryParsley [2421/2707] and lost! 0 days, 12:45:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/18 13:59:26] CornFly [149/1027] has challenged Agent86 [317/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:12:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/13/18 03:12:04] glorgamitch [382/935] has challenged CornFly [797/1027] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:14:20 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[04/16/18 02:37:15] CornFly [561/1027] has challenged fattrat [909/1195] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:21:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/16/18 06:37:12] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:46 towards level 87.
[04/16/18 17:11:22] CornFly, holloway, and mordac [354/3087] have team battled dax, Wohali, and mefmef [331/1209] and won! 0 days, 05:57:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 07:25:54] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:27 towards level 87.
[04/18/18 04:51:57] CornFly [508/1027] has come upon bigjay [1007/1260] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:52:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/18/18 11:33:17] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:40:13 from level 87.
[04/18/18 12:13:43] CornFly got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:11:39 from level 87.
[04/18/18 21:42:53] AngryParsley [419/917] has come upon CornFly [751/1027] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:20:34 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/20/18 15:53:44] Gatewayy, Wario, and ncarl747 [1391/2383] have team battled RedW, CornFly, and Zye [2989/3239] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 02:44:00] bigjay [1254/1260] has come upon CornFly [260/1027] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:30:59 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[04/21/18 12:43:54] CornFly [33/1027] has come upon petrichor [1106/1163] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:06:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/21/18 19:08:20] grindhold [23/291] has challenged CornFly [693/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to grindhold's clock.
[04/22/18 13:58:26] Punma [58/76] has challenged CornFly [49/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:27 is removed from Punma's clock.
[04/23/18 06:19:27] Wohali [280/336] has come upon CornFly [847/1027] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:29 is added to Wohali's clock.
[04/23/18 16:08:37] CornFly [491/1027] has come upon niko [269/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:22:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/23/18 23:44:58] Dork_Knight [333/800] has challenged CornFly [494/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:25 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/24/18 18:43:11] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:57 towards level 87.
[04/24/18 21:37:01] Evrial, sjefen6, and WallIdl [409/2234] have team battled Luamil, Gatewayy, and CornFly [355/2407] and won! 1 day, 05:25:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 15:39:07] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:16 towards level 87.
[04/25/18 16:40:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 05:01:39 from level 87.
[04/28/18 05:09:15] NRKist [155/392] has challenged CornFly [741/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to NRKist's clock.
[04/28/18 18:32:58] Agno [109/304] has challenged CornFly [119/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to Agno's clock.
[04/28/18 20:56:32] CompanionCube [0/1] has challenged CornFly [553/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/29/18 08:36:21] CornFly [834/1027] has challenged alephnull [182/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:26:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/30/18 14:21:02] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:08 towards level 87.
[05/01/18 04:13:32] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:21 from level 87.
[05/01/18 13:58:18] IdleMaster [486/744] has come upon CornFly [119/1027] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:30:53 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/01/18 18:26:46] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:48 towards level 87.
[05/01/18 23:18:44] CornFly lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:20 from level 87.
[05/02/18 05:20:22] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:03 towards level 87.
[05/02/18 16:05:43] freeboson [730/849] has challenged CornFly [133/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:49:00 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/03/18 00:49:07] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:10 from level 87.
[05/03/18 01:58:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 08:13:25 toward level 87.
[05/03/18 05:45:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 19:38:09 toward level 87.
[05/03/18 12:11:00] aismallard [160/332] has challenged CornFly [411/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/03/18 22:29:25] CornFly [783/1027] has challenged Tenorman [455/1003] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/05/18 01:27:04] MadMan [162/1070] has challenged CornFly [613/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:11 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/05/18 01:53:18] Yuhno, buksi, and SpikeX [1496/1984] have team battled CornFly, Birdbones, and lipek [413/3369] and won! 1 day, 15:43:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 02:27:27] CornFly [548/1027] has challenged MadMan [637/1070] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:26:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/06/18 02:14:25] CornFly [519/1027] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [355/963] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:12:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/06/18 11:00:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 16:41:00 toward level 88.
[05/08/18 20:35:13] rxcomm, CornFly, and SpikeX [2322/2884] have team battled Luamil, Zoddo, and exa [256/2667] and won! 3 days, 07:15:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 20:36:10] Gerdesas, Taffer, and soltys [1322/1770] have team battled astropoint, qwerty, and CornFly [516/2515] and won! 8 days, 22:10:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 07:42:55] CornFly [60/1027] has come upon Bradicus [326/747] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:08:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/10/18 01:04:06] CompanionCube [163/446] has challenged CornFly [292/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[05/10/18 04:59:15] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:51:06 from level 88.
[05/10/18 16:18:06] CornFly [582/1027] has challenged JuanMaestro [210/745] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:35:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/10/18 20:45:01] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:47:26 towards level 88.
[05/10/18 22:27:06] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:51:32 towards level 88.
[05/12/18 09:45:31] CornFly misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:03:03 from level 88.
[05/12/18 18:37:50] IndigoTiger, grooverider, and CornFly [662/3422] have team battled Ttech, koyaan, and lipek [2950/3375] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/18 00:32:27] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:16 towards level 88.
[05/13/18 04:32:27] CornFly [969/1027] has come upon SN4T14 [74/790] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:01:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/14/18 02:47:53] CornFly [448/1035] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [252/520] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:54:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/14/18 09:50:29] CornFly [358/1035] has challenged Fluttershy [213/1017] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:04:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/14/18 23:46:09] Fluttershy [943/1017] has come upon CornFly [103/1035] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:59:09 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/17/18 07:15:52] CornFly [43/1035] has come upon dclaw123 [548/1014] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:21 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/18/18 01:22:21] Sharky4 [255/459] has challenged CornFly [578/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:31 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/18/18 06:24:59] KharmaScribbles [116/219] has challenged CornFly [421/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to KharmaScribbles's clock.
[05/19/18 22:39:15] CornFly [70/1035] has challenged dindinx [322/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:55:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/20/18 05:58:27] djm, CornFly, and acolarh [1540/2589] have team battled crysys, koyaan, and Lemongrab [62/1452] and won! 0 days, 04:36:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 15:50:58] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:30 towards level 88.
[05/21/18 18:57:46] SlowRiot, CornFly, and hoglahoo [1981/2872] have team battled Eldoreth, Crazycatlady, and Boohbah [1407/2121] and won! 2 days, 01:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 06:04:35] acolarh, CornFly, and Bradicus [1416/2404] have team battled Pici, MJ94, and Gizmokid2005 [1539/2733] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 15:37:55] zid [493/1002] has come upon CornFly [325/1035] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:31:53 is removed from zid's clock.
[05/23/18 21:19:34] Leetistan [121/447] has challenged CornFly [276/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[05/24/18 12:59:29] irix, CornFly, blizgerg, and exa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/18 12:29:11] CornFly [253/1035] has come upon Globalirc [22/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:22:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/25/18 17:24:44] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:07 towards level 88.
[05/26/18 17:30:14] Bradicus, CornFly, and NRKist [1901/2395] have team battled max, simple, and zid [126/2504] and won! 0 days, 09:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 17:55:49] zid [356/1002] has challenged CornFly [826/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:56:38 is added to zid's clock.
[05/27/18 14:25:11] Shakes, NRKist, and pfoley [412/1528] have team battled CornFly, Milquetoast, and TauPan [1953/2670] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/18 05:56:45] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:20 towards level 88.
[05/28/18 07:47:45] CornFly [650/1115] has challenged bigjay [594/1313] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:04:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/28/18 13:30:21] CornFly fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! CornFly's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/18 03:28:27] speedmann, manish17xxx, and CornFly [1847/2683] have team battled mwhahaha, neurospex, and JuanMaestro [1055/2881] and won! 3 days, 01:42:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 15:21:04] adamchainz [106/593] has come upon CornFly [99/1111] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:19:24 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[05/30/18 21:31:01] CornFly [820/1111] has come upon idlerpgww [113/522] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:32:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/31/18 09:48:48] CornFly broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:09:09 from level 89.
[06/01/18 02:40:49] xayto [627/789] has come upon CornFly [1021/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:53 is added to xayto's clock.
[06/01/18 06:46:21] Leetistan [237/456] has come upon CornFly [1085/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:04 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[06/01/18 22:50:24] CornFly, bigjay, and Evrial [311/2966] have team battled Zye, Zoddo, and Ttech [2041/4081] and lost! 2 days, 10:32:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 01:30:20] speedmann, Syloq, and Tor [1153/1788] have team battled Cameron_D, mordac, and CornFly [3067/3876] and lost! 1 day, 09:03:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 04:15:38] Wohali [259/514] has come upon CornFly [388/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:51 is added to Wohali's clock.
[06/04/18 13:16:59] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:46:30 from level 89.
[06/04/18 16:26:32] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:32:26 towards level 89.
[06/04/18 20:12:27] Dork_Knight [342/812] has challenged CornFly [924/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:39 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/05/18 03:14:55] jrosmith [225/733] has challenged CornFly [425/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:38 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[06/05/18 09:17:01] ilbelkyr [438/892] has challenged CornFly [259/1111] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:20:25 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[06/05/18 16:09:29] CornFly [656/1111] has come upon brycec [198/817] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:59:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/06/18 13:26:43] CornFly [957/1111] has challenged mustek [976/1039] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:59:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/07/18 06:40:29] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:48 towards level 89.
[06/09/18 21:05:01] CornFly [394/1111] has come upon lipek [757/1228] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:24:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/11/18 18:46:39] CornFly [236/1111] has challenged ilbelkyr [595/892] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:34:25 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/12/18 14:18:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 06:39:12 toward level 89.
[06/13/18 00:22:36] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:26:04 from level 89.
[06/13/18 01:34:31] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:54:20 towards level 89.
[06/14/18 09:04:54] pixelate, sbp, and Zoddo [1777/2260] have team battled ruan, CornFly, and borsin [1735/2504] and won! 0 days, 10:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 10:41:15] CornFly EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:49:26 from level 89.
[06/16/18 15:28:07] Sharky4 [378/645] has challenged CornFly [41/1111] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:53 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[06/16/18 22:30:39] pants [358/901] has challenged CornFly [739/1111] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:20:14 is added to pants's clock.
[06/17/18 16:22:09] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:40:12 from level 89.
[06/18/18 22:49:24] holloway, hoglahoo, and CornFly [326/2864] have team battled pants, Psilocybe, and theemstra [2350/2421] and lost! 1 day, 09:42:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/18 11:52:30] tmberg [259/1006] has challenged CornFly [41/1111] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:16:09 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[06/20/18 08:06:31] bl4ckscor3, grooverider, and dindinx [2632/2657] have team battled Cameron_D, LukeLR, and CornFly [3216/3272] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/18 15:36:34] elf [13/1121] has come upon CornFly [634/1111] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:22:42 is added to elf's clock.
[06/21/18 00:45:19] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:44:33 towards level 89.
[06/21/18 01:04:32] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:41:22 towards level 89.
[06/21/18 03:12:23] Sundance [419/678] has challenged CornFly [143/1111] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:19:14 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[06/21/18 04:40:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 27 days, 15:34:27 toward level 89.
[06/21/18 10:35:13] CornFly lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:19:53 from level 89.
[06/21/18 21:12:46] Majak [332/485] has challenged CornFly [123/1111] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:07 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/22/18 16:28:18] CornFly [292/1111] has come upon abra0 [505/1000] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:32:47 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/22/18 18:08:40] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:01:38 towards level 89.
[06/22/18 23:38:57] Brady [526/679] has come upon CornFly [1032/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:17 is added to Brady's clock.
[06/23/18 05:23:56] CornFly [936/1111] has challenged astropoint [449/831] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:20:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/23/18 05:23:56] CornFly has dealt astropoint a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:54:29 is added to astropoint's clock.
[06/23/18 08:47:39] CornFly, kier, and PinkiePie [2507/2871] have team battled Maruiki, simple, and Lnk [586/2071] and won! 0 days, 23:31:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 23:51:49] CornFly [79/1111] has challenged vegadark [55/600] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:15:48 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/23/18 23:51:49] In the fierce battle, vegadark dropped their level 72 ring! CornFly picks it up, tossing their old level 62 ring to vegadark.
[06/25/18 06:06:48] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:55 towards level 89.
[06/25/18 09:03:04] Nofew [221/1223] has come upon CornFly [532/1121] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:14:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/26/18 16:23:46] shandor [405/563] has challenged CornFly [792/1121] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to shandor's clock.
[06/26/18 20:24:27] ToHellWithGA, Sundance, and CornFly [511/2744] have team battled vrillusions, Mateusz, and Morfeus [1634/2712] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 21:17:01] codedeeply [754/863] has come upon CornFly [736/1121] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:34:01 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[06/28/18 23:24:35] CornFly [1118/1121] has come upon shandor [303/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:09:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/29/18 05:33:56] sjefen6, vox, and Killerkid [791/2738] have team battled adamchainz, Milquetoast, and CornFly [1740/2665] and lost! 2 days, 07:16:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 20:46:40] pants [345/901] has come upon CornFly [361/1121] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:03:35 is added to pants's clock.
[06/29/18 20:47:22] pants [316/901] has come upon CornFly [423/1121] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:27:55 is added to pants's clock.
[06/30/18 14:20:16] you, tmberg, and CornFly [1316/2474] have team battled zid, Wohali, and m0shbear [1467/2267] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 23:58:46] Birdbones [477/1274] has challenged CornFly [166/1121] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:50:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/02/18 22:16:08] brycec, CornFly, soltys, and SpikeX have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/18 13:48:20] womblecat [486/582] has come upon CornFly [561/1121] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:43:35 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/05/18 09:21:14] mordac [4/1085] has come upon CornFly [705/1121] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:07:46 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/05/18 10:58:31] CornFly [212/1121] has challenged soltys [171/583] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:52:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/06/18 15:30:00] zankore [169/864] has come upon CornFly [476/1121] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:52:37 is added to zankore's clock.
[07/06/18 17:13:55] CornFly, MetaNova, and brycec [283/2863] have team battled m0shbear, Globalirc, and ruan [2316/2458] and lost! 3 days, 02:17:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/18 23:54:30] loomysh, kier, and hannesenator [7/2759] have team battled elf, CornFly, and kork [2270/2552] and lost! 4 days, 20:08:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 06:43:14] CornFly [359/1121] has challenged ncarl747 [348/757] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:12:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/07/18 11:12:53] sunri5e, CornFly, and ishanyx [474/2605] have team battled mwhahaha, Mirc0p, and bigjay [730/3002] and lost! 2 days, 01:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 20:26:12] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:49:49 towards level 90.
[07/08/18 10:10:01] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:09:15 from level 90.
[07/08/18 14:41:35] Evrial, bl4ckscor3, and Lemongrab [700/1579] have team battled CornFly, KeboDK, and aismallard [1953/2874] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/18 23:14:06] CornFly [924/1121] has challenged xtort- [26/394] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:41:49 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/11/18 03:09:31] Fluttershy, M144, and loomysh [1504/2151] have team battled Sundance, Ironhoof, and CornFly [715/2920] and won! 0 days, 01:31:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 13:19:43] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:27:00 towards level 90.
[07/11/18 15:32:29] cjkinni [8/159] has challenged CornFly [281/1121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to cjkinni's clock.
[07/12/18 15:23:46] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:20:10 towards level 90.
[07/14/18 07:50:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 13 days, 16:59:21 toward level 90.
[07/15/18 06:11:52] CornFly [111/1121] has come upon brendan [294/1458] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:54:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/15/18 12:05:07] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:43 towards level 90.
[07/16/18 11:12:10] CornFly [663/1121] has come upon rxcomm [121/988] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:57:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/17/18 15:44:53] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:56 towards level 90.
[07/19/18 01:21:15] CornFly [287/1121] has challenged hannesenator [869/1139] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:17:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/19/18 10:24:31] nickware [28/835] has challenged CornFly [834/1121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:50:10 is added to nickware's clock.
[07/20/18 00:41:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 18:09:15 toward level 90.
[07/20/18 07:23:44] CornFly [206/1121] has come upon cornfeedhobo [21/281] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:03:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/20/18 19:31:48] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:55 towards level 90.
[07/21/18 10:29:28] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:56 from level 90.
[07/22/18 03:03:52] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:37 towards level 90.
[07/22/18 23:26:50] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:34 towards level 90.
[07/23/18 07:01:15] Zaratustra, Eldoreth, and petrichor [911/3265] have team battled CornFly, Syloq, and womblecat [26/2225] and won! 0 days, 22:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 08:43:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 18:58:52 toward level 90.
[07/28/18 06:22:43] CornFly, eva42, and ilbelkyr [1246/3308] have team battled idlerpgww, el, and PinkiePie [282/2338] and won! 0 days, 03:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 11:56:43] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:06 from level 90.
[07/28/18 12:43:01] CornFly lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:52 from level 90.
[07/28/18 18:45:22] CornFly [198/1121] has come upon LukeLR [33/674] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/30/18 16:10:03] CornFly [134/1204] has challenged grooverider [1103/1354] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:48:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/01/18 11:22:33] abra0, Cameron_D, and freeboson [2722/3689] have team battled CornFly, TauPan, and mefmef [696/2325] and won! 5 days, 03:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 01:14:41] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:15:30 towards level 91.
[08/04/18 16:02:30] M144, sheu, and bootdisk [11/1844] have team battled CornFly, Misza, and lipek [2861/3595] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 20:36:24] Zye [365/1201] has challenged CornFly [1083/1204] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:14:43 is added to Zye's clock.
[08/06/18 04:58:00] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:43:44 towards level 91.
[08/07/18 23:35:20] MadHatter, CornFly, and Mateusz [1487/2773] have team battled grooverider, allo, and Zye [2440/3103] and lost! 5 days, 01:35:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 01:32:44] CornFly [1099/1204] has come upon himuraken [345/934] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:56:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/08/18 21:12:17] kier [75/878] has challenged CornFly [183/1204] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:48:14 is added to kier's clock.
[08/09/18 06:13:58] Psilocybe [176/723] has come upon CornFly [464/1204] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:19 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/09/18 18:27:12] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:53:00 towards level 91.
[08/11/18 10:08:28] CornFly [1000/1204] has come upon TimWolla [359/751] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:05:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/12/18 01:30:07] CornFly [295/1204] has challenged Zaratustra [797/1140] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:44:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/12/18 07:23:22] CornFly slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/18 02:41:03] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/18 09:00:21] dax, freeboson, and Gizmokid2005 [68/2690] have team battled Elgo, dclaw123, and CornFly [1007/2719] and lost! 0 days, 22:43:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/18 11:50:30] CornFly [919/1207] has come upon TimWolla [318/751] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:02:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/14/18 22:55:17] D.Va [233/617] has challenged CornFly [984/1207] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:50 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/15/18 08:10:27] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:14:33 towards level 91.
[08/15/18 09:38:24] CornFly [736/1207] has come upon MadHatter [296/678] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:46:06 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/16/18 06:32:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 13:48:15 from level 91.
[08/16/18 19:22:41] allo [255/548] has come upon CornFly [741/1207] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:44:02 is added to allo's clock.
[08/16/18 22:43:42] kenyon, CornFly, and womblecat [830/2921] have team battled ToHellWithGA, KeboDK, and Sundance [879/2611] and lost! 8 days, 00:33:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/18 13:56:37] ishanyx, PinkiePie, and seanmnaes [1449/2577] have team battled CornFly, bozo, and ncarl747 [905/2456] and won! 0 days, 02:59:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 22:05:14] CornFly [230/1207] has challenged tmberg [15/1015] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:24:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/18/18 16:17:39] CornFly [445/1207] has come upon PiotrekD [466/667] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:29:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/19/18 21:23:29] CornFly [690/1207] has challenged x0 [55/360] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:46:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/29/18 21:46:45] CornFly [8/1207] has come upon mordac [505/1121] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:51:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/31/18 05:36:53] gildarts [54/462] has challenged CornFly [1075/1207] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:03:41 is added to gildarts's clock.
[08/31/18 06:05:29] Curious_Onion [344/440] has come upon CornFly [1011/1207] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:48 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[08/31/18 14:48:06] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:20:39 towards level 91.
[09/04/18 02:46:29] CornFly slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/18 18:13:57] CornFly [1123/1203] has challenged suterismus [789/1317] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:48:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/04/18 18:13:57] In the fierce battle, suterismus dropped their level 66 pair of gloves! CornFly picks it up, tossing their old level 33 pair of gloves to suterismus.
[09/04/18 19:28:56] CornFly [1056/1236] has come upon pfoley [46/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:49:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/05/18 09:18:53] CornFly [1168/1236] has challenged tmberg [669/1043] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:53:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/06/18 00:49:30] Heisenberg, CornFly, and Ttech [3162/3587] have team battled kenyon, WallIdl, and Tor [685/3200] and won! 0 days, 17:00:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 01:24:17] CornFly [184/1236] has challenged Zye [302/1201] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/06/18 05:35:06] bootdisk [97/996] has come upon CornFly [1085/1236] and been defeated in combat! 18 days, 00:12:51 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[09/06/18 18:29:41] shandor [31/631] has challenged CornFly [1087/1236] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:08:49 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/07/18 05:18:10] CornFly left their weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/18 19:47:11] Fluttershy, CornFly, and Herb_Tarlek [310/3127] have team battled yano, Tor, and fattrat [1810/2978] and lost! 1 day, 16:56:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/18 06:25:49] CornFly, Misza, and ohnx [2027/3408] have team battled niko, darkmage, and suterismus [1096/3010] and won! 1 day, 16:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 15:26:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 13:20:42 toward level 91.
[09/10/18 21:35:38] Mateusz [363/995] has come upon CornFly [440/1202] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:22:57 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[09/10/18 23:27:34] CornFly [310/1202] has come upon max [494/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/11/18 15:29:31] CornFly [144/1202] has come upon Majak [201/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:17:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/11/18 15:39:32] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:22 towards level 91.
[09/11/18 21:47:50] CornFly [643/1202] has come upon IndigoTiger [981/1153] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/13/18 03:31:54] womblecat, pixelate, and kork [502/1494] have team battled CornFly, pants, and blizgerg [2039/3292] and lost! 1 day, 05:48:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 18:19:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 03:19:22 toward level 91.
[09/13/18 21:26:21] adamus1red [128/452] has challenged CornFly [300/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:47 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[09/14/18 00:45:16] CornFly [346/1202] has come upon Fluttershy [31/1053] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:59:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/15/18 01:32:45] CornFly [129/1202] has challenged allo [368/543] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:41:02 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/15/18 12:49:00] CornFly [1041/1202] has come upon AbacusAvenger [673/858] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 13:37:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/15/18 12:49:15] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:10:25 towards level 92.
[09/15/18 14:40:18] AbacusAvenger [483/858] has challenged CornFly [623/1202] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:51:25 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[09/15/18 22:49:10] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:29:54 towards level 92.
[09/16/18 05:37:43] CornFly, simple, and pztrn [1697/2456] have team battled vrillusions, sjefen6, and yano [1701/2762] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/18 10:14:15] CornFly, dxtr, and Cypher [2580/3031] have team battled Lemelisk, SirMonkeybox, and manish17xxx [1828/2486] and won! 0 days, 10:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 14:48:17] CornFly [32/1202] has challenged Khorne [581/1016] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:27:19 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/17/18 17:08:47] CornFly [978/1202] has come upon bebbet [5/544] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:47:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/18/18 12:35:03] JuanMaestro, CornFly, and Elgo [1998/2617] have team battled sheu, Yuhno, and sunri5e [857/2101] and won! 2 days, 17:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 18:18:10] Tenorman [348/1051] has come upon CornFly [803/1202] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:52:56 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/20/18 15:22:47] Majak [229/475] has come upon CornFly [195/1202] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:51:43 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/21/18 03:24:37] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:34:40 towards level 92.
[09/21/18 13:28:44] CornFly [313/1202] has challenged ToHellWithGA [388/949] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:48:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/22/18 02:59:08] xtort-, womblecat, and basicMiracle [170/1519] have team battled fattrat, CornFly, and agrajag [2772/3288] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 04:34:45] Flonk, djm, and CornFly [1760/2875] have team battled borsin, gildarts, and dxtr [14/1742] and won! 0 days, 04:39:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 05:45:09] CornFly [1124/1202] has come upon ncarl747 [201/801] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:05:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/23/18 16:35:31] allo [12/543] has come upon CornFly [480/1202] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:19:20 is added to allo's clock.
[09/23/18 16:49:45] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:35 towards level 92.
[09/25/18 11:00:57] CornFly [1096/1202] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [329/872] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:47:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/25/18 13:27:46] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:42:10 towards level 92.
[09/25/18 19:09:47] CornFly [393/1202] has come upon TimWolla [740/756] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:41:25 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/26/18 04:55:36] Mayit [139/310] has come upon CornFly [448/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:03 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/26/18 19:12:15] CornFly [503/1202] has challenged damyan [212/928] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:19:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/27/18 05:26:02] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:16:19 from level 92.
[09/27/18 12:02:04] Geela [506/727] has come upon CornFly [66/1202] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:54:27 is removed from Geela's clock.
[09/28/18 07:18:38] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:25 towards level 92.
[09/29/18 04:38:58] womblecat, Brady, and CornFly [1540/2503] have team battled Cameron_D, Herb_Tarlek, and Tor [2793/3621] and lost! 4 days, 05:02:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 23:14:31] BagelBites [65/84] has challenged CornFly [51/1202] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:22 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[09/29/18 23:14:31] BagelBites has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:15:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/30/18 13:00:33] IllusiveMan_ [168/277] has challenged CornFly [787/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[09/30/18 22:29:48] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:22 towards level 92.
[09/30/18 22:46:54] mwhahaha [131/961] has challenged CornFly [670/1202] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:22:45 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/01/18 02:29:49] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:26:13 from level 92.
[10/01/18 06:31:58] Mayit [47/332] has come upon CornFly [1028/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:10 is added to Mayit's clock.
[10/01/18 15:52:43] CornFly [711/1202] has challenged tmberg [224/1050] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:20:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/03/18 02:43:22] JensRex, Heisenberg, CornFly, and xit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/18 12:44:45] CornFly [824/1202] has come upon tmberg [119/1050] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:46:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/06/18 10:18:12] x0, brycec, and Heisenberg [1986/2289] have team battled CornFly, bootdisk, and Mateusz [1053/3196] and won! 1 day, 10:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 22:58:08] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:02 towards level 92.
[10/07/18 06:21:15] Xenthys [441/518] has come upon CornFly [160/1202] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 00:54:19 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/07/18 22:24:10] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:17 towards level 92.
[10/08/18 05:42:44] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:39 towards level 92.
[10/08/18 14:24:13] CornFly was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:47 from level 92.
[10/08/18 17:33:55] Xenthys [417/518] has come upon CornFly [342/1202] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:48:49 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/08/18 22:07:46] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:33 towards level 92.
[10/09/18 18:12:02] CornFly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:34:56 from level 92.
[10/09/18 19:36:50] Brainiac, elf, and Smith [2155/2171] have team battled DrJosh9000, CornFly, and Luamil [1960/2069] and won! 0 days, 13:24:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 22:01:27] x0 [75/372] has challenged CornFly [1168/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:30 is added to x0's clock.
[10/10/18 09:25:39] CornFly [493/1202] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [42/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/11/18 18:16:27] fattrat [53/1168] has challenged CornFly [171/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:13:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/12/18 00:47:55] yano, freeboson, and JensRex [559/2581] have team battled CornFly, kenyon, and woonack [1168/3088] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 11:10:40] fattrat, CornFly, and Herb_Tarlek [2465/3242] have team battled bootdisk, loomysh, and alephnull [462/2650] and won! 0 days, 02:01:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 18:01:03] CornFly [478/1202] has come upon sunri5e [1102/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/12/18 19:22:46] CornFly [997/1202] has challenged AngryParsley [423/1099] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:12:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/13/18 12:20:10] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:24:45 towards level 93.
[10/13/18 20:49:14] CornFly [730/1202] has come upon Pici [190/1115] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:44:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/14/18 03:06:01] CornFly [1036/1202] has come upon Gerdesas [594/604] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:40:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/16/18 03:03:33] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:54:24 towards level 93.
[10/16/18 14:07:09] CornFly, Brady, and TauPan [1804/2522] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Brainiac [321/1856] and won! 6 days, 12:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 14:15:18] CornFly [323/1202] has come upon djm [650/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:13:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/16/18 23:52:16] CornFly, Crazycatlady, and simple [1694/2867] have team battled Brainiac, bobvador, and lipek [1698/2544] and lost! 5 days, 14:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 02:56:59] CornFly [301/1202] has challenged xit [83/999] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:21:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/20/18 02:44:21] Ttech, MJ94, and CornFly [1318/3584] have team battled canton7, DrJosh9000, and Eldoreth [343/1977] and won! 0 days, 11:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 08:44:03] D.Va, CornFly, and kenyon [2581/3395] have team battled holloway, sheu, and dindinx [597/2414] and won! 1 day, 06:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 00:27:54] canton7 [95/699] has challenged CornFly [506/1202] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:05:01 is added to canton7's clock.
[10/21/18 09:30:44] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:53 towards level 93.
[10/21/18 16:35:47] Tor [396/1101] has come upon CornFly [359/1202] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:05:40 is removed from Tor's clock.
[10/21/18 18:28:23] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:44 towards level 93.
[10/22/18 02:36:31] CornFly [510/1202] has challenged JuanMaestro [46/890] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:38:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/22/18 08:36:51] Emar [0/5] has challenged CornFly [14/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:01 is added to Emar's clock.
[10/22/18 20:18:55] CornFly, Flonk, and dwfreed [1926/2546] have team battled Agent86, ncarl747, and Roxana [779/2747] and won! 0 days, 12:24:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 12:26:35] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:28:03 from level 93.
[10/25/18 04:48:08] tmberg, ohnx, CornFly, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/18 08:00:31] CornFly [763/1202] has come upon AbacusAvenger [535/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:12:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/25/18 13:49:45] ishanyx, pfoley, and CornFly [2005/2512] have team battled brendan, Eiam, and irix [2389/3096] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 05:36:38] CornFly [43/1202] has challenged Zye [111/1313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/26/18 09:59:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 2 days, 14:11:37 toward level 93.
[10/26/18 11:45:25] CornFly, dax, and Yuhno [1793/2483] have team battled Milquetoast, Crazycatlady, and Syloq [356/2095] and won! 0 days, 22:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/18 11:48:02] CornFly [1008/1202] has come upon LukeLR [108/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/26/18 14:28:18] LukeLR [102/667] has challenged CornFly [1096/1202] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:15 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[10/27/18 02:00:11] LilXan [86/173] has challenged CornFly [321/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:20 is added to LilXan's clock.
[10/27/18 03:01:11] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:58 towards level 93.
[10/27/18 03:17:47] Syloq, agrajag, and mordac [846/2697] have team battled Gizmokid2005, CornFly, and dwfreed [134/2646] and won! 2 days, 15:41:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 11:25:29] Mirc0p [471/757] has come upon CornFly [886/1202] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:18:33 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[10/28/18 21:28:49] CornFly [210/1202] has challenged Desspugne [126/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/29/18 14:09:56] CornFly [249/1202] has challenged elf [1104/1124] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:38:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/30/18 11:47:45] petrichor, IRPG, and Sharky4 [2136/2285] have team battled Zaratustra, CornFly, and MadMan [2452/3492] and lost! 0 days, 09:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 19:31:27] Zoddo [871/1124] has challenged CornFly [645/1202] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:14:32 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[11/01/18 19:31:27] Zoddo has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 15 days, 14:57:47 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/02/18 00:19:06] CornFly [1195/1202] has come upon IdleMaster [200/795] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 12:55:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/02/18 04:33:28] brycec [987/1245] has challenged CornFly [1153/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:53 is added to brycec's clock.
[11/02/18 17:23:26] AngryParsley, djm, and GilbertErik [2205/2595] have team battled CornFly, JuanMaestro, and TimWolla [2300/2866] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/18 06:42:12] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:24:25 towards level 94.
[11/03/18 12:01:35] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:41:29 towards level 94.
[11/05/18 05:51:04] CornFly [1098/1202] has come upon manish17xxx [595/736] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:15:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/07/18 17:44:44] Atan [456/543] has come upon CornFly [1125/1202] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:39:08 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/10/18 03:50:49] CornFly, borsin, and Xenofex [641/2060] have team battled idlerpgww, Xenthys, and MadMan [2004/2263] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/18 08:12:27] jrosmith, ohnx, and holloway [757/2907] have team battled crysys, CornFly, and freeboson [1174/2846] and lost! 1 day, 12:19:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/18 16:08:27] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:13 towards level 94.
[11/13/18 01:02:36] Cameron_D, canton7, and SpikeX [1582/3170] have team battled CornFly, alephnull, and petrichor [1794/3011] and lost! 1 day, 06:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 15:51:53] elf, freeboson, and useless [662/2906] have team battled crysys, Kratos, and CornFly [2151/2371] and lost! 2 days, 14:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 23:02:23] CornFly [607/1202] has come upon Kratos [146/416] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:08:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/14/18 03:31:37] CornFly [572/1202] has come upon Birdbones [682/1297] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:37:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/14/18 03:48:20] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:18:46 towards level 94.
[11/16/18 13:16:23] mistaEvO8 [239/246] has challenged CornFly [546/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/17/18 02:20:03] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:44:50 towards level 94.
[11/17/18 16:31:37] CornFly, ToHellWithGA, and LukeLR [2767/2815] have team battled holloway, Xenofex, and sunri5e [365/2457] and won! 5 days, 14:08:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 15:18:44] mwhahaha, TimWolla, and CornFly [1715/3017] have team battled Ttech, nickware, and acolarh [1755/3283] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 15:59:58] CornFly [915/1202] has challenged Lemelisk [140/1292] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:00:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/19/18 00:00:46] zankore, CornFly, AngryParsley, and crudd have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/18 08:27:21] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:32:29 from level 94.
[11/19/18 11:00:58] AncalagonThBlack [249/741] has come upon CornFly [665/1202] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:49:48 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/19/18 21:06:39] popey [337/374] has challenged CornFly [860/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:41 is added to popey's clock.
[11/19/18 22:06:54] Birdbones [155/1297] has challenged CornFly [5/1202] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:25:41 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/20/18 13:30:56] Desspugne, Sundance, and CornFly [2025/2315] have team battled crysys, canton7, and loomysh [1595/2250] and won! 0 days, 05:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 07:09:44] max, Tor, and freeboson [2618/2891] have team battled CornFly, brendan, and ruan [2144/3851] and won! 2 days, 14:12:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 15:16:13] brendan [536/1438] has challenged CornFly [24/1202] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:53:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/21/18 23:35:12] CornFly [368/1202] has come upon maria420 [172/317] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/22/18 01:18:29] Milquetoast [140/958] has challenged CornFly [235/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:02:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/18 06:35:46] jrosmith [648/893] has challenged CornFly [392/1202] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:42:43 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[11/27/18 04:46:14] Pici [704/1115] has challenged CornFly [479/1202] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:19:37 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/27/18 11:47:48] CornFly [874/1202] has challenged Andries [298/766] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:26:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/27/18 18:01:15] Jay_of_Delucia [131/267] has challenged CornFly [444/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[11/29/18 01:58:45] suterismus [1074/1306] has come upon CornFly [1154/1202] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:06:06 is added to suterismus's clock.
[11/29/18 22:09:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 16:36:30 from level 94.
[12/01/18 11:24:07] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:14 from level 94.
[12/02/18 09:34:27] nickware, KeboDK, and ishanyx [1302/2615] have team battled JensRex, Xenofex, and CornFly [737/2746] and won! 3 days, 03:43:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 12:20:46] CornFly [1086/1202] has challenged MetaNova [526/1043] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:49:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/05/18 00:38:19] CornFly [913/1202] has come upon max [7/893] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/06/18 01:11:29] sunri5e [1047/1138] has come upon CornFly [475/1202] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:16:12 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[12/07/18 06:02:04] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:24 towards level 94.
[12/08/18 14:13:13] CornFly [116/1202] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [111/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:06:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/09/18 06:41:16] yano, MJ94, and CornFly [1797/2606] have team battled KeboDK, Killerkid, and FSM [2050/2569] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 06:58:18] suterismus [671/1306] has challenged CornFly [66/1202] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:00:57 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/10/18 07:58:34] CornFly [495/1202] has challenged niko [155/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/10/18 11:12:48] CornFly [699/1202] has come upon Majak [398/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/10/18 14:32:58] CornFly [258/1202] has challenged TimWolla [440/845] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:32:57 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/10/18 19:34:50] bobvador [295/631] has challenged CornFly [106/1202] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:57:41 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[12/11/18 02:20:24] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:48:22 from level 95.
[12/11/18 19:02:38] Pici, MrGlass, and bp [65/2522] have team battled Majak, CornFly, and MadMan [1633/2860] and lost! 0 days, 19:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 20:41:32] Atan, ishanyx, and Ttech [2690/2976] have team battled dwfreed, Zye, and CornFly [2705/3041] and lost! 0 days, 16:26:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 21:27:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 53 days, 17:48:08 toward level 95.
[02/14/19 08:21:10] CornFly [341/1202] has challenged Beavis [513/1148] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:21:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/14/19 17:08:13] M144 [65/797] has come upon CornFly [935/1202] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:37:39 is added to M144's clock.
[02/15/19 03:25:27] MiddlewareMonkey [95/430] has challenged CornFly [629/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/15/19 08:01:29] Zye [529/1461] has come upon CornFly [81/1202] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:13 is removed from Zye's clock.
[02/15/19 13:17:20] CornFly [983/1202] has come upon robox [486/841] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:35:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/16/19 10:32:34] CornFly [867/1202] has challenged BagelBites [150/662] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:14:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/16/19 17:31:00] xonic [145/628] has challenged CornFly [238/1202] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:54 is added to xonic's clock.
[02/16/19 21:11:11] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:41:50 towards level 95.
[02/18/19 07:35:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 07:11:42 from level 95.
[02/20/19 07:33:24] CornFly [513/1202] has come upon HeavyPodda [978/1034] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:15:07 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/21/19 01:11:47] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:08 towards level 95.
[02/22/19 04:47:13] xonic [11/628] has come upon CornFly [166/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:19:33 is added to xonic's clock.
[02/23/19 09:10:55] irix [168/921] has challenged CornFly [187/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:17 is added to irix's clock.
[02/23/19 19:40:27] CornFly [1173/1202] has come upon Yuhno [271/683] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:30:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/24/19 04:47:23] CornFly [273/1202] has come upon Virtual [317/638] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:27:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/25/19 12:22:47] CornFly [810/1202] has challenged Bahhumbug [621/898] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:13:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/25/19 12:22:47] CornFly has dealt Bahhumbug a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:38:15 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[02/25/19 17:24:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 14:51:42 toward level 95.
[02/27/19 01:25:57] Cysioland [184/214] has challenged CornFly [640/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[02/27/19 19:37:41] CornFly [943/1202] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [665/768] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:54:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/28/19 06:45:37] brendan [757/1373] has come upon CornFly [1176/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:52 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/28/19 08:14:58] brycec [836/1171] has challenged CornFly [660/1202] in combat and won! 17 days, 23:33:51 is removed from brycec's clock.
[02/28/19 23:19:15] DrJosh9000, CornFly, and mordac [2690/3037] have team battled xayto, Yuhno, and waifu [1659/2264] and won! 1 day, 09:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 23:20:12] blabber [15/411] has come upon CornFly [470/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:55 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/01/19 18:48:51] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:01 towards level 95.
[03/02/19 11:48:35] CornFly [234/1202] has come upon Majak [482/488] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:33:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/02/19 21:02:51] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:59 towards level 95.
[03/02/19 21:34:02] zid [1019/1023] has come upon CornFly [653/1202] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:06:42 is removed from zid's clock.
[03/02/19 21:36:48] blizgerg, CornFly, and ishanyx [2527/3131] have team battled yano, nickware, and Zoddo [2397/2823] and won! 1 day, 09:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 02:29:58] CornFly [567/1205] has come upon Mateusz [504/1072] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:59:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/05/19 22:54:57] Rollmops [82/200] has challenged CornFly [736/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to Rollmops's clock.
[03/06/19 05:31:06] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:02 towards level 95.
[03/06/19 20:16:41] mordac [640/1276] has challenged CornFly [480/1205] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:31:17 is removed from mordac's clock.
[03/21/19 05:00:11] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:54 towards level 95.
[03/23/19 14:51:49] Mars, CornFly, and apiw [408/3137] have team battled AbacusAvenger, kenyon, and LukeLR [784/2677] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/19 15:41:42] HellSpawn, allo, CornFly, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/19 01:24:59] elf, MaryMaid, and rxcomm [1546/2644] have team battled CornFly, nickware, and Phreaker [495/2692] and won! 0 days, 01:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/19 04:32:54] CornFly [311/1205] has challenged Asara [533/1370] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:12:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/25/19 12:43:47] Kropotkin [27/206] has challenged CornFly [335/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[03/25/19 18:46:00] Goreguts [174/320] has challenged CornFly [530/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to Goreguts's clock.
[03/26/19 17:44:25] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:08:38 towards level 96.
[03/27/19 03:07:01] Tanelom [1/2] has challenged CornFly [1128/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to Tanelom's clock.
[03/27/19 15:01:37] himuraken [622/958] has challenged CornFly [122/1205] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:27:48 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[03/28/19 06:39:12] The_Joker [132/312] has challenged CornFly [975/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:25 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[03/28/19 07:39:00] Globalirc, Zye, and moaz [681/2805] have team battled CornFly, AncalagonThBlack, and dayman [1637/2449] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 10:10:38] Nistur [646/794] has come upon CornFly [375/1205] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:10:59 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[03/28/19 11:56:50] CornFly [866/1205] has come upon astropoint [562/883] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 16:48:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/29/19 05:56:30] lipek [423/1275] has challenged CornFly [578/1205] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to lipek's clock.
[03/29/19 10:25:46] CornFly bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:25:36 from level 96.
[03/31/19 04:15:08] CornFly lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:18:27 from level 96.
[04/02/19 14:34:24] elbie [892/976] has challenged CornFly [468/1205] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:16:02 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/02/19 14:34:24] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 302 weapon! elbie picks it up, tossing their old level 266 weapon to CornFly.
[04/02/19 23:27:37] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:23:20 towards level 96.
[04/04/19 06:09:49] mistaEvO8 [117/575] has come upon CornFly [699/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:33:21 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[04/06/19 15:14:28] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:54:49 towards level 96.
[04/09/19 13:53:05] cirdan, CornFly, Ttech, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/19 05:32:36] jose [70/173] has challenged CornFly [543/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to jose's clock.
[04/10/19 22:20:44] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:11:58 towards level 96.
[04/11/19 09:43:41] TheDeadlyDandy [554/654] has come upon CornFly [561/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:33:14 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[04/11/19 20:24:30] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:02 towards level 96.
[04/12/19 17:25:27] CornFly was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:47:10 from level 96.
[04/13/19 14:50:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 40 days, 09:58:03 toward level 96.
[04/15/19 01:03:17] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:12:05 from level 96.
[04/15/19 17:46:22] CornFly [778/1169] has challenged skarlso [179/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:59:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/15/19 21:08:30] chauffer [316/416] has challenged CornFly [129/1169] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:03 is removed from chauffer's clock.
[04/16/19 13:20:47] CornFly [1017/1169] has come upon rxcomm [957/1073] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:16:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/18/19 14:43:16] CornFly, Ratigan, and Andries [2547/2712] have team battled blizgerg, Heisenberg, and Everyman [1212/2780] and won! 2 days, 08:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 08:11:22] himuraken [76/958] has challenged CornFly [179/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:01 is added to himuraken's clock.
[04/20/19 20:22:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 20:51:23 toward level 96.
[04/20/19 22:37:59] CornFly [616/1169] has come upon allo [143/668] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:50:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/22/19 06:21:42] Asara [336/1152] has challenged CornFly [1050/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:46 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/22/19 12:34:40] womblecat, CornFly, and darkmage [2376/3036] have team battled Ttech, lavamind, and ohnx [1079/2974] and won! 0 days, 11:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 14:40:07] TheDeadlyDandy [206/654] has come upon CornFly [680/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:36 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[04/23/19 06:06:16] tmberg, Killerkid, and CornFly [2092/3682] have team battled Xenofex, brendan, and IdleMaster [2592/2858] and lost! 1 day, 15:31:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/19 00:37:06] CornFly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:45:58 from level 96.
[04/27/19 10:49:54] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:33 towards level 96.
[04/27/19 20:29:09] algernon [377/379] has come upon CornFly [590/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:17:27 is added to algernon's clock.
[04/28/19 00:13:44] CornFly [1019/1169] has come upon bebbet [194/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:32:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/28/19 00:22:40] dave [174/234] has come upon CornFly [862/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:40 is added to dave's clock.
[04/28/19 09:11:59] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:29:36 from level 96.
[04/29/19 08:46:19] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:15 towards level 96.
[04/29/19 15:47:04] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:26 towards level 96.
[04/30/19 07:07:17] CornFly broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:53 from level 96.
[05/01/19 22:24:39] xayto, CornFly, and Greg [2109/2341] have team battled Psilocybe, vox, and TimWolla [2801/3106] and lost! 0 days, 03:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 23:41:21] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:50 towards level 96.
[05/02/19 05:07:44] CornFly [354/1169] has come upon dayman [362/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:07 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/02/19 19:25:38] CornFly [906/1169] has challenged L [273/569] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:00:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/03/19 17:12:18] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:50:38 towards level 97.
[05/04/19 08:08:30] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:08:53 from level 97.
[05/04/19 21:55:16] Zaratustra, Sixbierehomme, and holloway [1044/3026] have team battled CornFly, Sullivan, and sunri5e [281/2570] and won! 9 days, 23:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 22:31:52] sunri5e [263/1176] has challenged CornFly [1062/1169] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:07:50 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[05/05/19 04:05:04] CornFly slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CornFly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/19 23:37:55] CornFly [726/1165] has challenged SirMonkeybox [333/544] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:07:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/06/19 02:38:38] CornFly [466/1165] has challenged holloway [807/1024] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:16:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/06/19 07:24:36] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:17:31 towards level 97.
[05/07/19 16:27:31] Zye [263/1519] has come upon CornFly [543/1165] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:06 is added to Zye's clock.
[05/07/19 16:47:49] CornFly [940/1165] has challenged FSM [183/935] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:10:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/08/19 09:51:51] meskio [297/352] has challenged CornFly [858/1165] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:23 is added to meskio's clock.
[05/09/19 02:59:12] anarcat, Nofew, and CornFly [381/2462] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Mateusz, and dave [126/1920] and won! 1 day, 09:03:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 10:03:05] allo [131/679] has challenged CornFly [40/1165] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:28:40 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/10/19 14:04:06] Psilocybe [334/759] has challenged CornFly [74/1165] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:59:27 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[05/11/19 20:02:13] CornFly was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:52:59 from level 97.
[05/12/19 06:13:33] CornFly [344/1165] has challenged blizgerg [360/1293] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:55:13 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/12/19 06:33:44] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:05 towards level 97.
[05/13/19 01:45:07] Asara, CornFly, pepperonies, and Iceman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/19 02:27:37] loomysh, Mateusz, and Euph0ria [1052/2401] have team battled pollo, CornFly, and Ironhoof [3001/3140] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 07:48:12] grooverider [1273/1421] has come upon CornFly [511/1165] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:11:19 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/13/19 14:36:36] djm, ishanyx, and CornFly [151/2894] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Birdbones, and simple [2268/3634] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 18:22:01] CornFly [284/1165] has challenged dxrt [5/874] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:09:16 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/14/19 14:22:48] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:49 towards level 97.
[05/15/19 02:58:59] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:23:58 from level 97.
[05/18/19 20:54:25] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:53 towards level 97.
[05/19/19 05:31:59] CornFly left their weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/19 15:54:06] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:35 towards level 97.
[05/21/19 14:05:28] buyoq [4/8] has challenged CornFly [811/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:01 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/22/19 10:28:58] ilbelkyr, Andries, and Nistur [895/2344] have team battled MadMan, CornFly, and meskio [25/2668] and won! 3 days, 15:29:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 21:23:59] holloway [294/1024] has challenged CornFly [709/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:01 is added to holloway's clock.
[05/26/19 18:27:27] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:13:00 from level 97.
[05/28/19 08:39:02] CornFly [300/1138] has come upon autist [295/709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:08:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/28/19 09:55:59] Zoddo [80/1141] has come upon CornFly [219/1138] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:57:29 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[05/28/19 23:13:39] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:09:03 from level 97.
[05/28/19 23:46:31] CornFly [945/1138] has challenged ohnx [466/833] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:47:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/31/19 00:45:27] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:30 towards level 97.
[06/01/19 21:50:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 1 day, 09:53:35 toward level 97.
[06/02/19 02:59:12] CornFly misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:19 from level 97.
[06/02/19 11:59:58] CornFly [901/1140] has come upon manish17xxx [131/778] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:43:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/02/19 13:47:56] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:01 towards level 97.
[06/03/19 15:09:09] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:42 towards level 97.
[06/04/19 06:50:41] Equinox [238/344] has come upon CornFly [540/1140] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:56:44 is added to Equinox's clock.
[06/04/19 15:52:28] CornFly [88/1140] has come upon Sundance [209/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/06/19 10:33:33] sigmg [544/729] has challenged CornFly [243/1140] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:32:02 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[06/07/19 03:35:49] blizgerg, CornFly, and Nofew [1955/3347] have team battled Andries, ncarl747, and brendan [202/2612] and won! 0 days, 09:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 23:49:47] StalkR, zankore, and darkmage [1116/2592] have team battled rorre, woonack, and CornFly [1682/1827] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/19 17:32:04] CornFly [393/1140] has challenged Zaratustra [1091/1164] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/09/19 00:13:34] CornFly [791/1140] has come upon Pici [596/1187] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 20:21:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/09/19 02:03:36] CornFly [51/1140] has come upon Lemelisk [925/1386] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 01:16:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/09/19 12:08:17] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 02:08:15 from level 98.
[06/10/19 11:16:57] bigjay, CornFly, and alephnull [423/3403] have team battled Ironhoof, buksi, and Mithkabob [1603/2373] and lost! 6 days, 05:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/19 09:44:35] Muirrum, CornFly, and rxcomm [2785/2913] have team battled borsin, AncalagonThBlack, and brendan [2052/2673] and won! 0 days, 12:40:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/19 05:03:38] Nechayev, zankore, and MadMan [2566/2953] have team battled CornFly, Antium, and BagelBites [2295/2470] and won! 1 day, 11:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/19 08:08:45] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 15:31:17 from level 98.
[06/13/19 15:43:21] bootdisk, CornFly, and butlerian [1061/2539] have team battled pfoley, M144, and LapTop006 [1920/2069] and lost! 2 days, 05:57:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/19 18:22:57] Scornn [421/465] has challenged CornFly [407/1140] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:57:40 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[06/13/19 22:47:19] CornFly [734/1140] has come upon L [418/568] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:50:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/14/19 00:17:52] nickware, ToHellWithGA, and Phreaker [170/2741] have team battled Andries, CornFly, and Equinox [1442/2017] and lost! 0 days, 18:18:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/19 01:49:25] LukeLR, grooverider, and dindinx [54/3138] have team battled zid, Clearcasting, and CornFly [505/2802] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/19 08:26:19] CornFly [534/1140] has challenged idlerpgww [152/731] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:06:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/14/19 12:15:46] phraktyl [37/264] has challenged CornFly [683/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:36 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/15/19 01:23:27] MrGlass [99/882] has come upon CornFly [619/1140] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 20:45:57 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/15/19 16:38:34] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:03:29 towards level 98.
[06/15/19 16:54:49] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:19:27 towards level 98.
[06/16/19 11:09:50] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:02:44 from level 98.
[06/16/19 12:46:27] CornFly [99/1140] has come upon sjums_the_great [297/454] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:07:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/17/19 11:23:34] androphius [95/202] has challenged CornFly [687/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to androphius's clock.
[06/17/19 18:10:40] CornFly [190/1140] has come upon MaryMaid [121/427] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:27:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/17/19 22:40:19] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:12:36 towards level 98.
[06/18/19 01:45:48] pollo [813/837] has challenged CornFly [22/1140] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:11:56 is removed from pollo's clock.
[06/18/19 15:48:57] Khorne [784/1061] has challenged CornFly [349/1140] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:04:03 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/20/19 17:28:25] androphius [222/252] has come upon CornFly [586/1140] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:24 is added to androphius's clock.
[06/21/19 08:03:54] CornFly [867/1140] has challenged sunri5e [1144/1203] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:03:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/21/19 18:24:08] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:13:42 towards level 98.
[06/22/19 02:35:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 11:21:38 toward level 98.
[06/22/19 19:15:42] Ttech [266/1813] has come upon CornFly [516/1140] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:41 is added to Ttech's clock.
[06/23/19 19:40:32] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:07 towards level 98.
[06/24/19 09:36:03] CornFly [655/1140] has come upon rxcomm [1181/1281] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:37:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/24/19 21:47:39] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:29:38 from level 98.
[06/25/19 22:27:08] Birdbones [956/1386] has challenged CornFly [573/1140] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:46:19 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/26/19 06:26:09] Oooooog [708/812] has challenged CornFly [703/1140] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:55:40 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[06/26/19 18:47:14] suterismus, Milquetoast, and CornFly [3014/3449] have team battled Ratigan, freeboson, and skarlso [964/2227] and won! 4 days, 15:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 01:38:16] pants [67/1127] has come upon CornFly [1123/1140] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:56:10 is added to pants's clock.
[06/27/19 17:36:37] Tratos [534/985] has challenged CornFly [793/1140] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:38:27 is added to Tratos's clock.
[06/27/19 22:37:40] dax [136/532] has challenged CornFly [682/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:11 is added to dax's clock.
[06/29/19 08:42:19] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:41 towards level 98.
[06/29/19 12:40:21] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:21:03 towards level 98.
[06/30/19 03:21:21] CornFly [585/1140] has come upon Reilly [90/470] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:31:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/30/19 15:35:00] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:20:10 from level 98.
[07/02/19 21:28:02] Misza, darkmage, and ishanyx [2287/3385] have team battled CornFly, Andries, and MadMan [1427/2817] and won! 4 days, 19:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 19:18:08] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:16:50 from level 98.
[07/06/19 22:39:34] CornFly [163/1140] has come upon Pici [63/1410] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:39:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/07/19 09:27:01] HeavyPodda [168/1007] has challenged CornFly [336/1140] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:53:32 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/07/19 11:31:42] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:55:32 from level 98.
[07/07/19 19:57:11] CornFly [744/1140] has come upon lavamind [535/630] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:20:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/08/19 01:14:25] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:18 towards level 98.
[07/08/19 23:17:56] CornFly [594/1140] has come upon KeboDK [33/711] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:14:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/09/19 19:55:34] inittab, algernon, and Herb_Tarlek [101/1940] have team battled CornFly, Jay_of_Delucia, and Zyphyr [1375/2112] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/19 16:22:24] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:00 towards level 98.
[07/11/19 03:52:49] CornFly [220/1140] has come upon max [261/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:19:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/12/19 17:55:42] manish17xxx [278/799] has challenged CornFly [360/1140] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:59 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[07/13/19 06:10:16] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:03 towards level 98.
[07/14/19 18:44:48] MaryMaid, Globalirc, and MadMan [440/2496] have team battled mwhahaha, bisco, and CornFly [1006/2913] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 21:22:50] CornFly [259/1140] has come upon bookworm [207/386] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:34:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/16/19 03:56:50] yano [191/488] has come upon CornFly [385/1140] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:57:34 is added to yano's clock.
[07/17/19 06:19:38] Varjatticus [112/280] has challenged CornFly [903/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/18/19 12:18:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 12:13:06 toward level 98.
[07/18/19 21:09:46] CornFly [978/1140] has challenged butlerian [262/457] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:14:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/19/19 02:44:06] fattrat, csc2ya, and Lemongrab [46/2788] have team battled CornFly, zifnab06, and Herb_Tarlek [1698/2738] and lost! 6 days, 00:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 06:35:34] Nechayev [351/760] has challenged CornFly [980/1140] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:19:03 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[07/20/19 14:51:56] snek, Curious_Onion, and Zyphyr [238/1726] have team battled CornFly, PiotrekD, and vegadark [393/2661] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 21:00:48] SCSi, TheresusPheronor, and sjefen6 [1626/1849] have team battled CornFly, MiddlewareMonkey, and Iceman [1613/3003] and won! 0 days, 20:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 12:10:50] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:53:32 towards level 99.
[07/21/19 15:42:39] StalkR [287/411] has challenged CornFly [177/1140] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:06:30 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[07/24/19 05:49:40] Varjatticus [301/354] has challenged CornFly [1055/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/24/19 17:40:51] kork, agrajag, and CornFly [720/2779] have team battled algernon, Eldoreth, and freeboson [469/2615] and won! 4 days, 10:16:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 04:41:01] CornFly [875/1149] has come upon JensRex [745/1255] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:53:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/26/19 09:48:50] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:55 towards level 99.
[07/26/19 17:21:23] AngryParsley [584/1149] has come upon CornFly [761/1149] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:40:40 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/26/19 21:38:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 22 days, 21:11:28 toward level 99.
[07/27/19 09:33:17] Tiny_Nuggins [155/189] has challenged CornFly [1141/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/29/19 09:58:35] theZoMBiE, M144, and pfoley [669/1946] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and CornFly [134/3863] and won! 1 day, 02:20:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 20:26:17] CornFly [57/1149] has challenged simple [1143/1237] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:12:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/30/19 06:19:59] petrichor, AngryParsley, and kork [141/2732] have team battled Brainiac, CornFly, and Asara [1799/2983] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/19 20:32:02] CornFly [197/1149] has challenged dax [237/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:19:46 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/31/19 03:48:16] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:16:19 from level 99.
[07/31/19 20:05:04] CornFly [391/1149] has come upon loomysh [251/890] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:09:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/01/19 01:38:36] Geela [275/757] has challenged CornFly [104/1149] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:28:51 is removed from Geela's clock.
[08/01/19 03:39:06] CornFly [534/1149] has challenged brycec [844/1168] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:52:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/04/19 10:46:17] CornFly [925/1149] has come upon shandor [39/618] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:08:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/04/19 10:54:49] CornFly [812/1149] has come upon Birdbones [133/1391] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/06/19 13:38:43] mwhahaha, sheu, and crudd [593/2360] have team battled Everyman, kork, and CornFly [1787/2259] and lost! 0 days, 22:52:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/19 08:07:00] bisco [96/817] has come upon CornFly [285/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:16 is added to bisco's clock.
[08/07/19 11:49:43] Herb_Tarlek [578/893] has come upon CornFly [782/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:56 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/08/19 02:03:33] CornFly [385/1149] has come upon rxcomm [1248/1296] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:23:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/08/19 20:09:13] CornFly [466/1149] has come upon loomysh [153/881] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:00 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/09/19 09:28:31] max [84/995] has come upon CornFly [678/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:52 is added to max's clock.
[08/09/19 14:51:13] CornFly [1005/1149] has come upon Heisenberg [341/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:29:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/09/19 14:53:19] CornFly [1147/1149] has come upon Heisenberg [8/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/10/19 05:26:49] Majak [0/638] has challenged CornFly [158/1149] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:28:15 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/11/19 06:14:07] CornFly [908/1149] has challenged zid [540/1030] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:31:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/11/19 13:30:11] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:09:17 from level 100.
[08/12/19 14:57:14] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:33:00 towards level 100.
[08/16/19 05:08:13] soltys, GilbertErik, and jvoisin [1577/2335] have team battled Andries, CornFly, and anarcat [121/2375] and won! 0 days, 00:30:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 16:00:08] soltys [149/882] has challenged CornFly [126/1149] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:06:51 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/17/19 11:57:47] borsin, Mars, and CornFly [2657/2994] have team battled Velyn, Noxwaste, and gdm [244/1324] and won! 0 days, 09:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/19 22:55:57] Killerkid, MrGlass, and AngryParsley [2305/3107] have team battled Asara, CornFly, and Forud [1650/2509] and won! 0 days, 14:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 23:42:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 19 days, 21:29:27 toward level 100.
[08/19/19 10:10:28] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:12:36 from level 100.
[08/19/19 20:25:41] Andries [198/525] has come upon CornFly [751/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:24:05 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/20/19 13:06:33] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:28:23 from level 100.
[08/20/19 18:40:08] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:51:49 towards level 100.
[08/21/19 00:22:44] CornFly [764/1149] has challenged elf [970/1210] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:16:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/21/19 09:24:43] CornFly [170/1149] has challenged anarcat [493/709] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:14:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/21/19 20:27:13] L [210/563] has challenged CornFly [508/1149] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:26:59 is added to L's clock.
[08/22/19 01:28:20] CornFly [707/1149] has challenged Killerkid [429/1102] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:33:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/22/19 14:30:41] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:04 towards level 100.
[08/25/19 01:45:24] sbp [159/616] has challenged CornFly [646/1149] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:32:19 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/25/19 13:43:34] TheresusPheronor [243/534] has come upon CornFly [90/1149] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:45:55 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[08/25/19 15:48:17] TimWolla [629/917] has challenged CornFly [1019/1149] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:04:15 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[08/26/19 02:24:59] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:03:00 towards level 100.
[08/26/19 12:44:46] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:06 towards level 100.
[08/27/19 18:59:08] Yuhno [112/708] has challenged CornFly [530/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:45:56 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/29/19 08:38:50] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:48 towards level 100.
[09/01/19 00:39:22] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:17 towards level 100.
[09/01/19 10:27:49] Iceman [996/1222] has challenged CornFly [820/1149] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:41 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[09/02/19 00:07:20] CornFly [6/1149] has come upon Forud [221/390] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/02/19 07:30:59] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:17 towards level 100.
[09/02/19 10:55:12] Forud, CornFly, and Mateusz [173/2640] have team battled JuanMaestro, ishanyx, and Tiny_Nuggins [781/2098] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/19 19:51:56] LapTop006, golgy, and TimWolla [1692/1778] have team battled CornFly, Killerkid, and max [339/3215] and won! 0 days, 05:29:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 00:02:44] CornFly burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CornFly's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/19 09:44:53] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:52 from level 100.
[09/07/19 05:04:43] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:23 towards level 100.
[09/07/19 12:10:22] TauPan [232/436] has come upon CornFly [448/1139] and been defeated in combat! 40 days, 05:09:04 is added to TauPan's clock.
[09/07/19 14:02:55] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:42 towards level 100.
[09/08/19 00:59:57] CornFly [664/1139] has challenged pixelate [82/514] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:14:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/08/19 23:05:34] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:00 towards level 100.
[09/09/19 07:31:15] CornFly [423/1139] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [550/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:40:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/09/19 08:05:32] CornFly, Mars, and borsin [2592/2972] have team battled djm, bookworm, and RBecker [2159/2235] and won! 0 days, 03:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 15:39:11] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:20 towards level 100.
[09/09/19 21:09:45] CornFly [568/1139] has challenged Varjatticus [6/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:40:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/09/19 21:44:23] Nofew [571/884] has come upon CornFly [889/1139] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:31:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/10/19 11:12:50] Sundance [385/543] has challenged CornFly [153/1139] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:59:06 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[09/11/19 04:41:44] xayto [507/782] has come upon CornFly [933/1139] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 23:51:15 is added to xayto's clock.
[09/11/19 21:54:23] CornFly [598/1139] has come upon KH405 [39/239] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:18:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/12/19 05:14:26] Sixbierehomme, CornFly, and Nofew [2038/2909] have team battled Notir, ishanyx, and ToHellWithGA [191/2181] and won! 0 days, 08:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/19 23:08:37] CornFly, ishanyx, and Crazycatlady [1902/2621] have team battled Eiam, loomysh, and bebbet [1627/2181] and won! 0 days, 03:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 00:54:58] AncalagonThBlack [461/803] has come upon CornFly [933/1139] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:35:52 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/13/19 11:47:58] CornFly [519/1139] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [22/585] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:22:16 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/14/19 05:13:34] Susumurata [238/326] has challenged CornFly [526/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:01 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[09/14/19 16:35:38] dwfreed [467/570] has challenged CornFly [203/1139] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:55:13 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/14/19 21:25:29] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/19 03:11:40] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:15:36 towards level 101.
[09/16/19 05:44:01] CornFly [281/1147] has challenged gdm [62/578] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:48:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/16/19 12:04:31] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:28:56 towards level 101.
[09/16/19 23:15:33] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:49:07 towards level 101.
[09/17/19 10:25:13] soltys, LukeLR, and kork [329/2008] have team battled Mirc0p, CornFly, and yano [159/2449] and won! 7 days, 09:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 16:52:06] petrichor [595/1265] has challenged CornFly [931/1147] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:51:47 is added to petrichor's clock.
[09/17/19 20:50:16] borsin [369/662] has come upon CornFly [426/1147] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 03:23:31 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/20/19 19:13:21] CornFly [60/1147] has come upon brendan [39/1348] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:17:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/20/19 20:53:47] MiddlewareMonkey [808/918] has come upon CornFly [945/1147] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:19 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/21/19 02:30:57] Asara [878/1105] has challenged CornFly [1107/1147] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:12:40 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/22/19 05:04:19] Tor [450/1190] has come upon CornFly [831/1147] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:57:40 is added to Tor's clock.
[09/23/19 04:47:41] CornFly [1090/1147] has come upon TimWolla [625/921] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:55:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/23/19 17:42:17] CornFly [528/1147] has come upon Nechayev [211/745] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:28:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/24/19 13:30:14] CornFly [355/1147] has challenged JuanMaestro [29/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:38:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/27/19 11:27:16] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:26 towards level 101.
[09/27/19 13:47:18] Forud [220/401] has challenged CornFly [1087/1147] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:10 is added to Forud's clock.
[09/28/19 10:08:38] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:59:13 from level 101.
[09/29/19 07:37:49] CornFly misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:06:58 from level 101.
[09/29/19 16:40:23] CornFly [867/1147] has come upon csssuf [310/733] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:30:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/30/19 00:15:30] Sundance, CornFly, and simple [1124/2754] have team battled mordac, alephnull, and meskio [2933/2993] and lost! 2 days, 06:35:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/19 23:06:45] damyan [595/1238] has challenged CornFly [661/1147] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:12 is added to damyan's clock.
[10/03/19 12:58:44] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:59:46 from level 101.
[10/03/19 15:15:08] Tor, h00k, and dwfreed [1682/2468] have team battled CornFly, Herb_Tarlek, and algernon [282/2786] and won! 1 day, 09:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 00:09:32] Psilocybe, CornFly, and pants [2827/3049] have team battled kenyon, damyan, and bigjay [477/3853] and won! 0 days, 22:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 13:02:54] CornFly [607/1147] has come upon Desspugne [249/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:40:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/05/19 13:02:54] CornFly has dealt Desspugne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:00:56 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/07/19 01:57:19] CornFly [285/1158] has come upon djm [729/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:13:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/08/19 03:55:40] pfoley, Khorne, and CornFly [535/3013] have team battled gdm, Majak, and AngryParsley [1409/2536] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/19 05:08:29] AngryParsley [993/1185] has come upon CornFly [622/1158] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:27:52 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/09/19 05:44:02] ToHellWithGA, CornFly, and ohnx [822/3141] have team battled anarcat, wMw, and dax [1275/2418] and lost! 0 days, 23:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/19 17:40:14] CornFly [778/1158] has come upon wMw [610/907] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:34:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/11/19 19:20:01] CornFly, Asara, and rxcomm [1895/3572] have team battled SCSi, D.Va, and Fluttershy [1993/2598] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/19 15:45:48] M144 [526/813] has come upon CornFly [506/1158] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:19:14 is removed from M144's clock.
[10/13/19 11:17:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 02:27:25 toward level 101.
[10/14/19 02:58:44] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:01 from level 101.
[10/14/19 20:26:46] CornFly [234/1158] has challenged zid [541/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/15/19 13:30:53] idlerpgww [853/1028] has challenged CornFly [23/1158] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:52:54 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[10/15/19 13:30:53] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 31 charm! idlerpgww picks it up, tossing their old level 26 charm to CornFly.
[10/15/19 22:13:09] CornFly saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:53 from level 101.
[10/17/19 00:49:57] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:54 towards level 101.
[10/18/19 03:45:11] allo, CornFly, and D.Va [2394/2622] have team battled Fluttershy, dindinx, and golgy [495/2810] and won! 0 days, 03:04:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 09:43:32] Notir, CornFly, and Dyntra [1060/1988] have team battled sbp, meffe, and datdus [909/1280] and won! 0 days, 01:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 09:44:47] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:09 towards level 101.
[10/18/19 10:21:24] lavamind, Misza, brycec, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/19 12:44:28] CornFly [70/1153] has come upon Andries [400/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/18/19 13:30:17] CornFly [1127/1153] has challenged m0shbear [906/1188] in combat and won! 21 days, 04:50:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/21/19 03:12:36] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:30:32 towards level 102.
[10/23/19 13:44:48] CornFly, PlasmaStar, and KeboDK [1911/2344] have team battled Lemelisk, SCSi, and dax [2544/2658] and lost! 0 days, 22:10:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/19 00:28:36] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:29:57 towards level 102.
[10/25/19 07:29:50] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:55 towards level 102.
[10/25/19 09:04:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 01:28:13 toward level 102.
[10/26/19 14:53:47] MrGlass, blizgerg, and CornFly [2558/3374] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, LapTop006, and Vegitha [872/1284] and won! 1 day, 22:05:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 07:43:09] woonack, CornFly, and wMw [2017/2794] have team battled meffe, buyoq, and Syloq [1226/1710] and won! 1 day, 01:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 18:22:00] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:23:58 from level 102.
[10/28/19 18:19:44] dindinx, yano, and lipek [1446/2770] have team battled Athos, CornFly, and Vegitha [364/1889] and won! 0 days, 23:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 22:18:08] CornFly [986/1153] has come upon RBecker [459/855] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:22:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/29/19 10:29:43] sigmg, dartainus, and MadMan [2001/2570] have team battled lipek, jbroome, and CornFly [2786/3573] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/19 06:13:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 12 days, 19:27:41 toward level 102.
[10/31/19 10:31:53] Birdbones [785/1365] has challenged CornFly [212/1153] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:54:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/31/19 15:51:18] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:30 towards level 102.
[11/03/19 23:46:53] Brady [546/963] has come upon CornFly [262/1153] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 18:04:59 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/04/19 23:15:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 10 days, 06:32:04 toward level 102.
[11/06/19 04:01:16] nawcom [146/522] has come upon CornFly [902/1144] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:38:19 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/06/19 23:19:32] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:45 towards level 102.
[11/08/19 13:55:13] bookworm, brendan, and sjums_the_great [602/2287] have team battled L, simple, and CornFly [2335/2955] and lost! 3 days, 10:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/19 02:46:14] CornFly sharpened the edge of their weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/19 06:01:59] CornFly [38/1170] has challenged canton7 [723/1090] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:21:50 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/11/19 08:05:08] manish17xxx, CornFly, and Tenorman [2900/3146] have team battled dwfreed, SCSi, and waifu [2308/2608] and won! 1 day, 20:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 02:15:42] inittab [6/560] has come upon CornFly [418/1170] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:57:06 is added to inittab's clock.
[11/12/19 16:57:42] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:45:56 towards level 103.
[11/13/19 18:09:35] datdus [178/189] has challenged CornFly [941/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:00 is added to datdus's clock.
[11/14/19 06:21:44] ganome [288/498] has challenged CornFly [376/1170] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to ganome's clock.
[11/15/19 01:50:46] Andries, CornFly, autist, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/19 14:50:48] neurospex [1215/1350] has come upon CornFly [243/1170] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:22 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/16/19 06:05:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 21 days, 02:14:57 toward level 103.
[11/16/19 09:47:05] CornFly [967/1170] has come upon StalkR [29/470] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:08:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/16/19 11:01:19] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:17:02 towards level 103.
[11/18/19 05:08:04] androphius [404/469] has challenged CornFly [722/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:12 is added to androphius's clock.
[11/18/19 07:34:00] grooverider [127/1491] has come upon CornFly [1123/1170] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:52:00 is added to grooverider's clock.
[11/18/19 18:24:31] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:12:36 from level 103.
[11/19/19 15:49:59] Ttech [1258/1965] has come upon CornFly [896/1170] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:53:28 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/20/19 04:14:39] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:14:17 from level 103.
[11/20/19 13:21:36] CornFly [317/1170] has challenged allo [102/721] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:53:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/21/19 13:56:00] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/19 07:18:51] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:29 towards level 103.
[11/22/19 23:37:30] dartainus [467/757] has challenged CornFly [487/1177] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:59:55 is added to dartainus's clock.
[11/25/19 02:28:53] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:40 towards level 103.
[11/25/19 19:50:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 07:04:49 toward level 103.
[11/27/19 14:08:53] CornFly [1061/1177] has challenged holloway [179/1070] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:56:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/27/19 19:09:28] CornFly, csc2ya, and Andries [49/2231] have team battled Nechayev, Scar3cr0w, and jvoisin [1540/2294] and lost! 2 days, 00:35:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/19 17:44:08] Lnk [785/1035] has come upon CornFly [141/1177] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:20:27 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/01/19 21:29:22] CornFly, sjums_the_great, and woonack [1010/2567] have team battled Iceman, alephnull, and Dyntra [387/2352] and won! 1 day, 14:39:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 20:08:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:48:38 from level 103.
[12/03/19 03:23:07] Geela, MJ94, and KeboDK [1835/2035] have team battled HeavyPodda, CornFly, and canton7 [1663/3193] and won! 1 day, 06:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/19 10:46:39] rxcomm, lipek, and buyoq [1369/3240] have team battled petrichor, CornFly, and pollo [215/3402] and won! 2 days, 03:48:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/19 12:49:19] CornFly [993/1177] has come upon h00k [97/756] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/03/19 23:36:58] CornFly [1131/1177] has come upon freeboson [222/645] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:46:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/04/19 12:52:42] CornFly [399/1177] has come upon sunri5e [1053/1239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/04/19 21:53:10] sigmg [65/787] has challenged CornFly [344/1177] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:42:01 is added to sigmg's clock.
[12/06/19 15:22:59] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:06 towards level 103.
[12/07/19 04:06:22] CornFly [597/1177] has come upon ohnx [791/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/07/19 05:34:47] CornFly, blabber, and MJ94 [708/2539] have team battled ishanyx, Atan, and vegadark [313/2202] and won! 0 days, 09:07:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/19 18:05:01] CornFly [510/1177] has challenged Nechayev [639/865] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:49:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/09/19 09:55:28] CornFly [69/1177] has come upon JuanMaestro [843/947] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 03:02:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/09/19 14:21:33] CornFly [38/1189] has challenged GilbertErik [462/764] in combat and lost! 11 days, 07:11:46 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/09/19 15:21:49] idlerpgww [396/798] has challenged CornFly [266/1189] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:08:23 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[12/11/19 03:14:50] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 17:33:25 from level 104.
[12/11/19 19:02:17] M144, mwhahaha, and Misza [233/3190] have team battled CornFly, fattrat, and SlowRiot [855/3272] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/19 08:39:24] JuanMaestro [638/947] has challenged CornFly [323/1189] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:05:30 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/12/19 22:31:32] Antium, MadMan, and pfoley [2630/3070] have team battled CornFly, Athos, and GipsyPureGold [888/2259] and won! 3 days, 02:11:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 02:47:14] TauPan [24/387] has come upon CornFly [493/1189] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 05:12:20 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/13/19 20:24:01] CornFly sharpened the edge of their weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/19 21:35:22] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/19 21:03:35] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:47:39 towards level 104.
[12/16/19 18:18:32] aismallard, tmberg, and scumola [1383/2518] have team battled Desspugne, GipsyPureGold, and CornFly [2070/2680] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 02:49:24] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:04:06 towards level 104.
[12/17/19 06:23:11] Xenofex [772/845] has come upon CornFly [605/1223] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:19:08 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[12/18/19 12:01:00] Birdbones, lavamind, and HeavyPodda [2547/2948] have team battled lipek, ToHellWithGA, and CornFly [3476/3685] and lost! 0 days, 19:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/19 12:05:40] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 10:02:57 from level 104.
[12/20/19 01:16:47] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:33:34 towards level 104.
[12/21/19 19:43:41] Scornn [62/815] has challenged CornFly [1133/1223] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:33:42 is added to Scornn's clock.
[12/22/19 15:48:07] blizgerg [241/1370] has challenged CornFly [914/1223] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:42:22 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/23/19 07:40:44] WallIdl, PlasmaStar, sbp, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/19 04:16:01] CornFly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:06:36 from level 104.
[12/24/19 15:01:56] Birdbones, soltys, and djm [699/3264] have team battled CornFly, sjums_the_great, and astropoint [2647/2703] and lost! 0 days, 12:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 07:16:06] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:21:21 towards level 104.
[12/26/19 01:47:19] mordac, grooverider, and Tiny_Nuggins [834/3483] have team battled woonack, CornFly, and loomysh [33/3007] and won! 0 days, 21:59:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 09:06:40] CornFly, sartan, and Scornn [1494/3090] have team battled PiotrekD, darkmage, and Xenofex [355/3209] and won! 1 day, 14:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 10:54:05] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:27:24 towards level 104.
[12/27/19 12:50:57] Milquetoast, micah, and loomysh [2542/2843] have team battled Khorne, SlowRiot, and CornFly [3013/3185] and lost! 2 days, 06:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 13:19:38] CornFly, kenyon, and D.Va [1645/3141] have team battled freeboson, tspange, and KeboDK [1019/2304] and won! 8 days, 21:36:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 21:49:13] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:14:07 towards level 104.
[12/27/19 23:16:47] Asara [630/1031] has challenged CornFly [1019/1223] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:16:40 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/28/19 04:29:11] CornFly lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:25:25 from level 104.
[12/28/19 11:34:07] CornFly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:54:24 from level 104.
[12/28/19 16:01:25] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:57:07 towards level 104.
[12/29/19 23:56:59] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:50:13 towards level 104.
[12/30/19 03:28:46] CornFly [1079/1223] has challenged Neo [12/444] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:16:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/30/19 12:07:44] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:50:55 towards level 104.
[12/30/19 19:38:35] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:13:09 from level 104.
[12/31/19 00:33:34] CornFly [953/1223] has challenged theZoMBiE [35/445] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:05:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/01/20 00:48:53] CornFly [750/1223] has come upon SirMonkeybox [216/523] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:20:49 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/01/20 07:09:47] WallIdl, kenyon, Agent86, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/20 09:52:51] bootdisk, Xenthys, and Yuhno [1274/2038] have team battled micah, CornFly, and Scornn [2232/2937] and lost! 9 days, 11:40:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 00:18:20] Asara, CornFly, and Globalirc [2422/3118] have team battled grooverider, LapTop006, and Nechayev [2463/2951] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/20 10:54:35] Mars [238/1271] has come upon CornFly [312/1223] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:40:54 is added to Mars's clock.
[01/04/20 18:28:03] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:43 towards level 104.
[01/04/20 21:41:28] CornFly [550/1223] has come upon D.Va [556/787] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:30:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/05/20 14:16:40] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:18 from level 104.
[01/05/20 19:30:19] Khorne [117/1046] has come upon CornFly [686/1223] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:53 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/07/20 00:47:04] Athos, AbrahamLinksys, and CornFly [1287/2328] have team battled Tenorman, MiddlewareMonkey, and nawcom [497/2768] and won! 2 days, 05:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 23:13:20] woonack, CornFly, and Heisenberg [1022/2917] have team battled TheresusPheronor, grooverider, and Elgo [657/2685] and won! 1 day, 11:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 20:19:16] FSM [175/831] has come upon CornFly [1197/1223] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:24:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/08/20 21:25:08] jayvee [14/212] has challenged CornFly [641/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/09/20 15:37:57] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:08 towards level 104.
[01/10/20 06:59:30] anarcat, xonic, and Xenofex [1998/2283] have team battled bootdisk, elf, and CornFly [1880/3156] and won! 5 days, 07:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 19:32:03] CornFly [1196/1223] has come upon sheu [445/576] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:53:12 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/11/20 05:35:26] Fluttershy [110/1178] has challenged CornFly [152/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:48 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[01/15/20 00:40:08] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:31 towards level 104.
[01/16/20 07:38:06] Zythan [287/572] has challenged CornFly [263/1223] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:13:09 is removed from Zythan's clock.
[01/16/20 17:11:47] CornFly [102/1223] has challenged TheresusPheronor [183/539] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:50:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/17/20 19:28:34] CornFly, bookworm, and Mithkabob [569/2066] have team battled Tenorman, vegadark, and neurospex [2118/3240] and lost! 3 days, 07:51:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/20 23:48:53] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:00:09 from level 104.
[01/18/20 14:18:47] mik [108/133] has challenged CornFly [787/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:36 is added to mik's clock.
[01/18/20 19:51:52] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:30:01 towards level 104.
[01/19/20 03:58:09] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:36:28 towards level 104.
[01/19/20 13:28:35] CornFly [180/1223] has challenged Pici [634/1290] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:31:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/19/20 20:44:46] RedW, CornFly, and Nistur [1253/3060] have team battled Athos, LukeLR, and pants [2030/2735] and lost! 1 day, 06:12:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 01:49:22] yano [339/607] has challenged CornFly [63/1223] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:31 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/23/20 12:52:07] tspange [614/827] has challenged CornFly [1167/1223] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:03:43 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/23/20 20:02:44] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:40:46 from level 104.
[01/24/20 05:59:47] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:08:29 from level 104.
[01/26/20 10:08:17] CornFly [1127/1223] has challenged Brainiac [472/845] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:24:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/28/20 18:40:40] autist [63/926] has come upon CornFly [369/1223] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:11:26 is added to autist's clock.
[01/30/20 10:20:54] dax, CornFly, TauPan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/20 05:13:23] CornFly [365/1223] has come upon KH405 [276/532] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:40:33 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/31/20 14:38:29] CornFly [528/1223] has challenged jbroome [700/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/31/20 21:40:16] CornFly [574/1223] has challenged popey [210/425] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:47:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/02/20 01:38:03] CornFly [437/1223] has come upon i3d [146/390] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:26:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/03/20 01:45:56] crysys, blizgerg, and tmberg [1121/3828] have team battled agrajag, xonic, and CornFly [280/3230] and won! 5 days, 01:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/20 02:02:56] jbroome, bookworm, and Ttech [142/3401] have team battled gdm, CornFly, and TauPan [957/2338] and lost! 1 day, 07:49:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/20 03:15:51] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:40 towards level 104.
[02/03/20 23:59:32] AncalagonThBlack, zbe, and CornFly [1624/2460] have team battled JensRex, alephnull, and holloway [1113/3614] and won! 0 days, 04:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 03:59:44] damyan [1027/1254] has challenged CornFly [464/1223] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:33:27 is removed from damyan's clock.
[02/05/20 22:39:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 13:51:22 toward level 104.
[02/07/20 08:55:37] maligned [214/283] has challenged CornFly [355/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:53:26 is added to maligned's clock.
[02/08/20 11:37:23] findlayr [194/337] has come upon CornFly [8/1223] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:47 is removed from findlayr's clock.
[02/09/20 18:09:47] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:17 from level 104.
[02/10/20 08:31:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 7 days, 10:23:51 toward level 104.
[02/10/20 18:44:34] Bahhumbug, CornFly, and tspange [1738/2980] have team battled Syloq, Crazycatlady, and Varjatticus [349/1801] and won! 1 day, 03:05:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 04:43:27] lakwatsero [113/388] has challenged CornFly [873/1223] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:03:40 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[02/11/20 12:54:00] bootdisk, CornFly, and Ironhoof [2821/3118] have team battled Lnk, pixelate, and inittab [1070/2106] and won! 0 days, 19:18:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 11:51:25] CornFly [24/1223] has challenged GipsyPureGold [570/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:50 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/12/20 15:40:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 04:20:16 toward level 104.
[02/13/20 14:58:27] SCSi [521/762] has challenged CornFly [248/1223] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:25:17 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[02/13/20 23:31:20] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:57 from level 104.
[02/14/20 01:24:17] Xenthys [105/752] has come upon CornFly [550/1223] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:57:01 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[02/14/20 01:56:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 11:11:46 toward level 104.
[02/14/20 02:09:33] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:34 towards level 104.
[02/14/20 03:06:49] Ttech [953/1955] has come upon CornFly [92/1223] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 08:12:39 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/14/20 06:58:30] CornFly [78/1223] has challenged MetaNova [201/995] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:48:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/14/20 16:42:21] CornFly [998/1223] has come upon Scornn [807/873] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 05:10:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/15/20 20:44:15] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:10:47 from level 105.
[02/16/20 02:13:38] Globalirc, BabaJaga, and CornFly [2018/2321] have team battled pants, allo, and Bluedog [1892/2289] and won! 0 days, 02:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/20 06:13:30] CornFly [704/1223] has challenged neurospex [18/1359] in combat and won! 25 days, 08:19:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/16/20 11:14:40] inittab [142/600] has challenged CornFly [161/1223] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:47:22 is added to inittab's clock.
[02/17/20 01:18:05] astropoint [333/988] has challenged CornFly [434/1223] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:31:15 is added to astropoint's clock.
[02/18/20 06:25:03] sheu [429/576] has challenged CornFly [315/1223] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:46:56 is removed from sheu's clock.
[02/18/20 15:26:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 13 days, 22:50:10 toward level 105.
[02/19/20 00:56:00] Ether, bookworm, and Asara [835/1602] have team battled Scornn, SCSi, and CornFly [1291/2921] and lost! 0 days, 16:51:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/20 13:40:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 30 days, 17:34:45 toward level 105.
[02/19/20 22:35:04] CornFly [428/1223] has challenged Psilocybe [271/746] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:42:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/19/20 22:35:04] CornFly has dealt Psilocybe a Critical Strike! 8 days, 22:47:17 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[02/22/20 11:50:08] CornFly [228/1223] has challenged ishanyx [134/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:15:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/23/20 07:21:47] CornFly [0/1223] has come upon bobvador [633/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:53:19 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/24/20 15:35:49] Reilly [558/571] has come upon CornFly [760/1223] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:46:11 is added to Reilly's clock.
[02/24/20 19:39:37] CornFly broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:09 from level 105.
[02/25/20 08:30:49] CornFly [1001/1223] has challenged yano [235/617] in combat and won! 37 days, 14:28:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/27/20 01:10:13] CornFly [928/1223] has come upon i3d [425/427] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:03:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/27/20 04:05:23] allo [79/731] has come upon CornFly [189/1223] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:36:28 is added to allo's clock.
[02/27/20 15:43:23] CornFly [680/1223] has challenged unicron [367/872] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:15:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/27/20 21:09:26] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:10:38 towards level 105.
[02/28/20 06:20:32] Mars [1263/1287] has challenged CornFly [627/1223] in combat and won! 17 days, 23:41:43 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/28/20 08:23:45] CornFly [220/1223] has come upon damyan [182/1254] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:06:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/02/20 08:56:53] MrGlass [137/908] has come upon CornFly [1086/1223] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:20:56 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[03/04/20 03:06:31] TheDeadlyDandy, findlayr, and KeboDK [579/1934] have team battled zbe, CornFly, and JensRex [2085/3278] and lost! 2 days, 01:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/20 22:57:18] CornFly [717/1223] has challenged mordac [1100/1315] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:16:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/05/20 21:10:58] CornFly misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:33:06 from level 105.
[03/06/20 16:20:06] CornFly [477/1223] has come upon Nechayev [525/786] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:38:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/07/20 05:07:45] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:37:33 towards level 105.
[03/07/20 09:11:51] lavamind [640/766] has challenged CornFly [798/1223] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:11:24 is added to lavamind's clock.
[03/08/20 09:56:01] CornFly was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:57:29 from level 105.
[03/09/20 15:55:55] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:30:11 towards level 105.
[03/09/20 17:24:35] CornFly [85/1223] has challenged jayvee [257/687] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:18:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/09/20 17:47:20] fear [205/259] has challenged CornFly [1021/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:00 is added to fear's clock.
[03/11/20 13:50:19] Tenorman, alephnull, and Beefcan [1895/2953] have team battled Pici, Mithkabob, and CornFly [2219/2936] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/20 04:13:52] CornFly, GipsyPureGold, and canton7 [1271/3048] have team battled SCSi, Syloq, and djm [525/2542] and won! 1 day, 02:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/20 10:32:43] CornFly left their weapon out in the rain to rust! CornFly's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/20 18:41:39] CornFly [1082/1194] has challenged ohnx [272/772] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:21:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/13/20 00:23:47] CornFly [166/1194] has come upon AngryParsley [520/1118] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:55:23 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/13/20 21:32:57] LapTop006, Mithkabob, and el [1866/2027] have team battled algernon, i3d, and CornFly [568/2481] and won! 0 days, 04:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/20 23:17:20] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:24:05 towards level 105.
[04/22/20 06:50:53] CornFly, Andries, and Zyphyr [1775/2417] have team battled DrJosh9000, cirdan, and zid [2245/2673] and lost! 1 day, 03:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/20 18:12:39] xayto [546/775] has challenged CornFly [649/1194] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:43:52 is added to xayto's clock.
[04/22/20 19:24:05] tms, zbe, and elbie [999/2047] have team battled CornFly, damyan, and misha [2471/3200] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/20 11:44:26] Susumurata, astropoint, CornFly, and crysys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/20 14:30:40] CornFly [318/1194] has challenged TheresusPheronor [352/539] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:43:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/26/20 05:33:55] CornFly [808/1194] has challenged Nistur [799/827] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:23:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/27/20 00:38:09] CornFly [502/1194] has challenged Eldoreth [247/1265] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:16:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/27/20 05:07:45] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:54:27 towards level 105.
[04/27/20 06:42:16] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:28 towards level 105.
[04/29/20 09:34:29] CornFly saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:24:38 from level 105.
[04/30/20 00:29:27] NeonSynth [464/531] has challenged CornFly [151/1194] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:11:46 is removed from NeonSynth's clock.
[04/30/20 03:36:56] Mars [1126/1291] has come upon CornFly [316/1194] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:40:02 is removed from Mars's clock.
[04/30/20 04:55:51] CornFly [299/1194] has challenged Leedsichthys [368/375] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:09:47 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/30/20 10:50:43] ilbelkyr, SkyRPG, and Nofew [962/2119] have team battled jayvee, Sharky4, and CornFly [2876/3030] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/20 20:49:43] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:21 towards level 105.
[05/01/20 13:03:30] sjums_the_great [767/981] has challenged CornFly [730/1194] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:56:23 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/02/20 07:26:44] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:48 towards level 105.
[05/03/20 01:55:08] CornFly [583/1194] has come upon WallIdl [454/748] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:21:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/05/20 06:04:08] CornFly [1085/1194] has come upon dwfreed [54/923] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:24:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/05/20 19:22:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 09:41:28 from level 105.
[05/06/20 02:10:18] Khorne [417/958] has come upon CornFly [912/1194] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 01:30:25 is added to Khorne's clock.
[05/07/20 20:38:57] CornFly [738/1194] has challenged sc_ [523/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:39:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/07/20 21:45:47] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:18 from level 105.
[05/07/20 23:09:02] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:58 towards level 105.
[05/08/20 21:29:52] CornFly [919/1194] has come upon astropoint [258/1036] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:13:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/09/20 01:43:48] micah [219/963] has come upon CornFly [546/1194] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:20:15 is added to micah's clock.
[05/09/20 03:15:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 0 days, 05:10:54 toward level 105.
[05/09/20 18:10:39] Malikith [31/73] has challenged CornFly [195/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:09 is added to Malikith's clock.
[05/10/20 14:01:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:57:41 from level 105.
[05/10/20 22:57:32] CornFly [551/1194] has come upon bookworm [236/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:06:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/11/20 03:25:30] CornFly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:36 from level 105.
[05/11/20 16:37:55] CornFly EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:02 from level 105.
[05/11/20 23:49:21] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:19 towards level 105.
[05/12/20 14:43:48] CornFly [911/1194] has challenged LapTop006 [410/595] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:15:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/12/20 16:56:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 12:47:29 toward level 106.
[05/13/20 13:03:22] CornFly [134/1194] has come upon jayvee [251/703] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:48:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/13/20 19:35:27] CornFly [1027/1194] has come upon GunMan [216/355] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:06:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/15/20 03:20:21] micah [581/963] has challenged CornFly [964/1194] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:04:14 is added to micah's clock.
[05/15/20 19:10:41] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:15:24 from level 106.
[05/15/20 23:19:52] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:08:02 towards level 106.
[05/17/20 10:49:53] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:24:06 towards level 106.
[05/18/20 04:35:53] Pici, Muirrum, and CornFly [2937/3065] have team battled lavamind, tmberg, and SCSi [2967/3459] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/20 08:56:48] jayvee [352/716] has come upon CornFly [1118/1194] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:13:56 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/18/20 16:43:23] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:56:45 towards level 106.
[05/19/20 11:20:28] Kangie [132/271] has challenged CornFly [181/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:22 is added to Kangie's clock.
[05/19/20 14:39:37] JeDa [20/381] has challenged CornFly [826/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:42 is added to JeDa's clock.
[05/20/20 09:49:31] CornFly [831/1194] has challenged Khorne [912/958] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:12:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/20/20 18:16:14] CornFly, yano, and sunri5e [1701/2964] have team battled Nofew, shymega, and dartainus [1503/2350] and won! 2 days, 12:23:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 23:08:23] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:59:49 from level 106.
[05/22/20 04:28:36] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:52 towards level 106.
[05/22/20 13:10:55] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:42:24 towards level 106.
[05/22/20 18:00:38] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:03:15 from level 106.
[05/22/20 18:46:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 8 days, 20:31:59 toward level 106.
[05/23/20 02:04:29] zbe [193/742] has challenged CornFly [8/1194] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:36:14 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/24/20 01:09:41] efertone [169/480] has challenged CornFly [285/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:17 is added to efertone's clock.
[05/24/20 06:10:06] CornFly, Asara, and CodeB [1659/2307] have team battled jnerulax, crysys, and blabber [458/2311] and won! 0 days, 00:12:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 06:10:48] CornFly [627/1194] has challenged sjefen6 [159/925] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:11:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/24/20 14:03:10] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:33:19 towards level 106.
[05/26/20 01:20:26] CornFly [789/1194] has challenged Lnk [702/933] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:04:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/26/20 05:28:58] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:51 towards level 106.
[05/26/20 07:21:48] i3d [176/662] has challenged CornFly [625/1194] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:59:19 is added to i3d's clock.
[05/26/20 21:41:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 5 days, 13:16:19 toward level 106.
[05/26/20 23:29:50] Cataly5m [113/316] has come upon CornFly [970/1194] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:41 is added to Cataly5m's clock.
[05/27/20 03:26:16] sunri5e [500/1152] has challenged CornFly [514/1194] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:10:26 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[05/27/20 17:58:23] MetaNova, CornFly, and borsin [356/2827] have team battled tms, Mars, and meskio [1782/2678] and lost! 1 day, 01:48:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/20 02:55:04] CornFly [533/1194] has come upon sheu [197/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:54:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/28/20 15:34:20] Zaratustra [642/1137] has challenged CornFly [814/1194] in combat and lost! 19 days, 17:37:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/28/20 19:53:01] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:08 towards level 106.
[05/28/20 23:56:15] CornFly [101/1194] has come upon lavamind [227/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:47:52 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/30/20 18:28:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 15:41:17 toward level 106.
[05/30/20 22:38:29] VoidFox, CornFly, and Chuck [563/2266] have team battled sairis, Yuhno, and PlasmaStar [1940/2090] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/20 12:01:56] CornFly [1169/1194] has come upon brendan [456/1346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:13:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/31/20 18:37:18] CornFly misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:02 from level 106.
[06/01/20 00:28:16] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:20 towards level 106.
[06/02/20 13:46:08] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:03 towards level 106.
[06/02/20 14:23:13] CornFly [870/1194] has challenged Nechayev [334/905] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:10:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/03/20 12:45:48] Roxana, elbie, MetaNova, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/20 18:18:44] Nistur, Scar3cr0w, and Forud [2249/2434] have team battled CornFly, Odin, and Cataly5m [774/1966] and won! 1 day, 22:35:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/20 15:56:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 29 days, 07:59:53 toward level 107.
[06/08/20 20:09:39] RBecker, pants, and sheu [876/2782] have team battled Forud, nawcom, and CornFly [194/2720] and won! 1 day, 08:52:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 16:40:58] CornFly [879/1194] has come upon Crazycatlady [89/686] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:35:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/10/20 15:27:16] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:33:31 towards level 107.
[06/10/20 16:45:33] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:11:16 from level 107.
[06/13/20 08:49:22] CornFly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:15:06 from level 107.
[06/14/20 21:35:16] sukil [248/560] has challenged CornFly [920/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:42:37 is added to sukil's clock.
[06/15/20 09:51:41] gildarts, soltys, and Roxana [787/2763] have team battled m0shbear, SlowRiot, and CornFly [1792/3320] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/20 12:55:53] CornFly [708/1194] has come upon phraktyl [374/697] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:55:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/16/20 20:01:57] CornFly, MJ94, and sc_ [1716/2602] have team battled Milquetoast, cirdan, and fattrat [1234/3259] and won! 5 days, 18:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 04:11:13] Lnk [714/952] has come upon CornFly [1017/1194] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:46:13 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/18/20 10:55:28] ganome, sc_, and HeavyPodda [2165/2367] have team battled blizgerg, CornFly, and astropoint [173/3606] and won! 7 days, 18:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 18:58:44] Bradicus [115/1136] has challenged CornFly [364/1194] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:26:46 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[06/20/20 23:19:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 12:58:30 toward level 107.
[06/21/20 19:16:11] CornFly [319/1194] has challenged Frogging101 [188/767] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:05:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/21/20 21:40:08] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:12 towards level 107.
[06/22/20 04:18:23] sc_ [221/766] has challenged CornFly [434/1194] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:29:18 is added to sc_'s clock.
[06/22/20 05:39:34] CornFly [591/1194] has come upon Crazycatlady [727/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:11:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/22/20 17:32:14] Balthazar, Forud, and GunMan [1060/2284] have team battled CornFly, HellSpawn, and zbe [1586/2365] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/20 10:01:25] Odin, L, and Kveikur [1243/1663] have team battled Chuck, CornFly, and simple [1670/3033] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/20 09:15:40] Fluttershy [1172/1222] has come upon CornFly [409/1194] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 10:40:49 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[06/25/20 20:00:46] CornFly [458/1179] has come upon maligned [695/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:43:17 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/25/20 23:20:49] CornFly [437/1179] has come upon tmberg [1022/1584] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:48:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/26/20 07:42:54] CornFly [692/1179] has challenged buksi [289/860] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:06:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/27/20 03:00:14] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:56 towards level 107.
[06/27/20 04:47:59] CornFly [60/1179] has challenged adamus1red [381/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/27/20 05:42:09] CornFly [302/1179] has come upon kenyon [459/1403] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:31:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/28/20 17:00:57] shymega [402/659] has come upon CornFly [489/1179] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:19:56 is added to shymega's clock.
[06/29/20 16:24:48] CornFly has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:35:42 from level 107.
[06/30/20 00:04:14] StalkR [381/516] has challenged CornFly [464/1179] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:36:57 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/30/20 01:31:32] Ironhoof [257/1266] has come upon CornFly [55/1179] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:37:31 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/02/20 00:45:22] Globalirc, kenyon, and CornFly [845/3410] have team battled Tor, DrJosh9000, and Majak [3007/3114] and lost! 1 day, 00:14:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/20 07:14:30] elf [1168/1350] has come upon CornFly [934/1179] and taken them in combat! 63 days, 19:21:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/02/20 22:13:44] CornFly [1080/1179] has come upon m0shbear [466/1033] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/05/20 06:18:09] CornFly [401/1179] has come upon Ironhoof [652/1266] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/05/20 15:53:12] CornFly [716/1179] has come upon apiw [688/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/06/20 19:08:12] CornFly [880/1179] has challenged inittab [231/709] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:27:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/06/20 23:17:14] sjefen6, CornFly, and Birdbones [915/3414] have team battled Bluedog, ilbelkyr, and KeboDK [506/2345] and won! 1 day, 13:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 12:13:36] CornFly [723/1179] has come upon rustybicycle [106/805] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:47:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/07/20 16:04:39] CornFly [744/1179] has come upon Zaratustra [32/1120] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 02:40:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/07/20 17:14:28] CornFly [144/1179] has come upon holloway [830/984] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:40:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/08/20 20:57:24] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:52:40 towards level 108.
[07/09/20 17:37:18] KH405 [16/571] has challenged CornFly [13/1179] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:22:31 is removed from KH405's clock.
[07/10/20 06:16:08] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:27:28 towards level 108.
[07/11/20 02:54:17] CornFly [403/1179] has challenged delet [175/543] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:20:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/11/20 14:30:51] CornFly [393/1179] has come upon dwfreed [565/818] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:51:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/12/20 09:35:42] loomysh [694/1148] has challenged CornFly [455/1179] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:10:31 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[07/14/20 11:00:41] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:06:11 from level 108.
[07/15/20 07:00:41] CornFly [899/1179] has come upon ganome [64/655] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:04:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/15/20 12:14:32] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:25:33 towards level 108.
[07/16/20 11:27:25] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:55:06 towards level 108.
[07/18/20 21:10:05] inittab, Tiny_Nuggins, and bigjay [659/3012] have team battled Khorne, CornFly, and suterismus [1399/3605] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 11:36:11] CornFly [803/1179] has come upon Scar3cr0w [196/767] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:46:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/21/20 15:53:19] CornFly [926/1179] has challenged bigtrees [338/428] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:39:08 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/22/20 15:47:35] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:53:34 towards level 108.
[07/22/20 20:25:11] CornFly, lakwatsero, and Reilly [1355/2116] have team battled Forud, mwhahaha, and elf [2350/3276] and lost! 3 days, 13:57:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/20 21:00:22] m0shbear [250/1240] has challenged CornFly [786/1179] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:33:30 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[07/23/20 18:48:43] Tor [163/1274] has come upon CornFly [1149/1179] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:24 is added to Tor's clock.
[07/25/20 15:48:18] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:37:07 towards level 108.
[07/26/20 05:20:30] CornFly [117/1179] has challenged L [30/843] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:41:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/26/20 22:59:51] CornFly [91/1179] has come upon sc_ [476/766] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:07:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/27/20 00:25:05] CornFly [664/1179] has challenged PiotrekD [186/1024] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:47:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/27/20 05:45:08] KH405 [490/571] has come upon CornFly [161/1179] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:07:42 is removed from KH405's clock.
[07/27/20 07:33:45] Misza [1215/1437] has come upon CornFly [191/1179] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:22:26 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/27/20 10:11:09] M144 [224/917] has come upon CornFly [136/1179] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:23:17 is removed from M144's clock.
[07/28/20 02:42:14] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:59:20 towards level 108.
[07/28/20 08:29:50] CornFly, JeDa, and loomysh [2046/2779] have team battled Susumurata, blabber, and dwfreed [591/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 18:11:25] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:22 towards level 108.
[07/30/20 13:52:51] CornFly [81/1179] has come upon PiotrekD [593/1024] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:41:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/31/20 06:45:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 3 days, 01:15:05 toward level 108.
[07/31/20 21:32:46] rustybicycle, xayto, and CornFly [2052/2775] have team battled Majak, rxcomm, and zbe [1871/2907] and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 21:02:30] Nechayev, Elgo, and Tenorman [2416/3107] have team battled TauPan, CornFly, and rxcomm [804/2957] and won! 2 days, 20:10:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 18:04:44] Pontuzz [140/454] has challenged CornFly [200/1179] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:44 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[08/03/20 02:34:50] CornFly [309/1179] has come upon bookworm [298/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:53:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/03/20 18:34:17] CornFly [162/1179] has come upon KH405 [39/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:12:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/04/20 01:24:22] Psilocybe [65/748] has come upon CornFly [818/1179] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:48:20 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/04/20 02:12:33] CornFly [428/1179] has challenged KH405 [536/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/05/20 18:22:35] Milquetoast [807/1044] has challenged CornFly [787/1179] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:15:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/06/20 01:28:48] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:34 towards level 108.
[08/07/20 21:18:20] CornFly [191/1179] has challenged allo [89/737] in combat and won! 25 days, 18:53:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/08/20 05:03:50] Tiny_Nuggins, CornFly, and aismallard [1392/3122] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Antium, and cirdan [2829/2919] and lost! 1 day, 13:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/20 06:54:21] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:13:29 towards level 109.
[08/11/20 01:01:07] Odin [293/490] has challenged CornFly [800/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:04 is added to Odin's clock.
[08/11/20 13:33:14] ilbelkyr, Bradicus, CornFly, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/20 00:24:40] Andries [370/664] has come upon CornFly [559/1179] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:10:18 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/13/20 19:26:46] Zaratustra, theZoMBiE, and Crazycatlady [1214/2451] have team battled CornFly, blabber, and elf [2470/3444] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/20 07:10:37] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:23:01 from level 109.
[08/14/20 09:45:03] CornFly [667/1179] has come upon Jaglag [100/484] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:16:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/15/20 18:06:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 26 days, 06:23:09 toward level 109.
[08/17/20 08:22:31] tccki [152/382] has come upon CornFly [228/1179] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:05 is added to tccki's clock.
[08/17/20 22:02:01] shymega, MadHatter, and xnaas [533/1864] have team battled JeDa, CornFly, and anarcat [1528/2317] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 02:36:27] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:15 towards level 109.
[08/20/20 11:11:51] CornFly [380/1179] has come upon himuraken [675/984] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:48:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/20/20 22:22:03] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:55 towards level 109.
[08/21/20 01:26:55] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:41 towards level 109.
[08/21/20 09:38:42] anarcat [87/684] has come upon CornFly [414/1179] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:35:41 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/23/20 01:42:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 4 days, 03:56:00 toward level 109.
[08/23/20 11:44:00] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:19 towards level 109.
[08/26/20 07:12:02] CornFly [1025/1179] has come upon Pici [681/1260] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:44:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/27/20 11:21:44] CornFly [1157/1179] has come upon blizgerg [1033/1232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/27/20 14:33:53] sheu, tccki, and Baldric [1145/1317] have team battled CornFly, ohnx, and yano [2394/2664] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/20 22:47:35] Scornn [369/874] has challenged CornFly [596/1179] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:03:18 is added to Scornn's clock.
[08/29/20 02:44:03] CornFly misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:05 from level 109.
[08/29/20 02:55:56] CornFly [737/1179] has challenged Reilly [8/554] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:44:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/29/20 10:24:19] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:56:01 towards level 110.
[08/31/20 11:51:33] CornFly [290/1179] has challenged lipek [16/1373] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:08:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/01/20 20:02:26] CornFly [687/1179] has come upon csc2ya [153/495] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:52:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/02/20 13:12:51] Altair [388/411] has challenged CornFly [151/1179] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:09:56 is removed from Altair's clock.
[09/02/20 16:51:34] Lemelisk, rxcomm, CornFly, and efertone have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/20 21:28:39] Athos, Tratos, and mordac [1034/3173] have team battled pants, inittab, and CornFly [2624/3290] and lost! 6 days, 18:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/20 06:33:34] CornFly [1067/1179] has challenged phraktyl [391/695] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:39:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/16/20 21:37:30] CornFly [1085/1179] has challenged Khorne [412/855] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:02:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/18/20 14:47:15] CornFly [431/1179] has come upon idlerpgww [172/774] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:33:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/18/20 23:50:46] dclaw123 [570/1126] has challenged CornFly [872/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:20 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[09/19/20 21:31:54] Chuck, CornFly, and sjums_the_great [1924/2908] have team battled grooverider, MetaNova, and vegadark [1537/3399] and won! 0 days, 21:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 03:43:09] Crazycatlady [811/860] has come upon CornFly [107/1179] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:09:18 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/20/20 21:57:03] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:49:17 from level 110.
[09/21/20 01:03:40] CornFly [1082/1179] has challenged dartainus [253/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:50:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/21/20 15:51:28] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/20 10:12:42] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:20 towards level 110.
[09/22/20 12:11:16] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:51:32 towards level 110.
[09/23/20 21:21:36] algernon [679/906] has challenged CornFly [1115/1188] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:19:29 is added to algernon's clock.
[09/28/20 18:08:34] CornFly [1087/1188] has come upon astropoint [606/1067] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:52:17 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/29/20 15:21:33] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:38 towards level 110.
[10/02/20 06:58:05] HellSpawn [311/801] has come upon CornFly [80/1188] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:45:35 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/04/20 11:08:07] CornFly [529/1188] has come upon brycec [285/966] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:30:45 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/05/20 09:11:35] yano [146/694] has come upon CornFly [736/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:35:37 is added to yano's clock.
[10/05/20 12:52:58] simple [914/1072] has come upon CornFly [139/1188] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:06:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/20 18:35:25] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:29 from level 110.
[10/08/20 01:19:14] CornFly [87/1188] has come upon lavamind [329/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:26:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/08/20 15:38:19] Asara [74/936] has come upon CornFly [1094/1188] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:08:42 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/08/20 22:31:27] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:14 towards level 110.
[10/08/20 22:51:38] simple, RedW, and Mateusz [877/3358] have team battled CornFly, XBouBou, and ilbelkyr [887/2569] and lost! 0 days, 18:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 02:23:51] Balthazar, Frogging101, and elbie [296/2643] have team battled anarcat, CornFly, and mordac [1800/3424] and lost! 4 days, 08:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 06:15:13] CornFly [690/1188] has come upon adamus1red [354/667] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:17:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/09/20 20:16:20] brycec, CornFly, and anarcat [643/3074] have team battled Jaglag, jnerulax, and idlerpgww [669/2118] and lost! 2 days, 08:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/20 07:09:08] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:08 towards level 110.
[10/10/20 07:17:03] Psilocybe [180/773] has come upon CornFly [120/1188] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:03:56 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[10/11/20 04:13:15] MrGlass [291/925] has come upon CornFly [139/1188] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:32:38 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/11/20 05:40:02] soltys [646/967] has come upon CornFly [89/1188] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:11:34 is removed from soltys's clock.
[10/12/20 22:44:01] CornFly, meskio, and CodeB [1199/2849] have team battled lipek, el, and damyan [32/3758] and won! 0 days, 17:47:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 04:16:36] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:20 towards level 110.
[10/13/20 19:04:17] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:40 towards level 110.
[10/14/20 03:15:34] CornFly [1032/1188] has challenged Notir [332/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:30:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/15/20 01:50:45] CornFly [1111/1188] has come upon Zaratustra [657/1128] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/16/20 00:48:55] CornFly [353/1188] has come upon Syloq [774/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:05:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/17/20 14:27:26] Pontuzz [329/498] has come upon CornFly [1176/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:24:43 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[10/18/20 23:27:35] elf, MrGlass, and CornFly [589/3442] have team battled feek, nawcom, and LukeLR [147/2092] and won! 0 days, 02:17:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 08:38:48] CornFly [765/1188] has challenged KyloRen [266/455] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:41:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/19/20 13:48:27] darkmage [278/1353] has come upon CornFly [656/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:09:10 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/22/20 19:37:01] sheu [566/573] has come upon CornFly [205/1188] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:31:18 is removed from sheu's clock.
[10/26/20 21:14:51] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:51:04 from level 111.
[10/27/20 01:18:06] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/20 11:47:28] CornFly [211/1178] has challenged jjasghar [405/559] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:27:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/28/20 09:05:58] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:55:39 towards level 111.
[10/28/20 23:55:38] dartainus [41/789] has challenged CornFly [550/1178] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:06:14 is added to dartainus's clock.
[10/29/20 01:56:04] pollo [731/1042] has challenged CornFly [523/1178] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:44:12 is removed from pollo's clock.
[10/29/20 15:59:15] Xenthys [773/778] has challenged CornFly [727/1178] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:59:39 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/29/20 23:50:55] CornFly [147/1178] has come upon Frogging101 [89/785] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 19:54:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/30/20 03:04:39] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:29:54 from level 111.
[10/30/20 08:21:16] freeboson, HeavyPodda, and Heisenberg [536/2428] have team battled CornFly, lavamind, and KyloRen [431/2491] and won! 0 days, 04:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 09:21:03] CornFly [123/1178] has come upon Reilly [485/557] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:59:43 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/30/20 11:03:36] Pontuzz [93/485] has challenged CornFly [857/1178] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:19:37 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[10/30/20 17:52:22] CornFly [964/1178] has come upon djm [835/852] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 10:04:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/31/20 16:19:35] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:47:22 towards level 111.
[11/01/20 21:53:35] CornFly, jjasghar, and AbrahamLinksys [867/2874] have team battled Clearcasting, Tenorman, and i3d [1136/2607] and lost! 2 days, 08:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 12:37:08] CornFly [29/1178] has come upon Bluedog [81/506] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:41:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/02/20 17:59:42] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:12:02 towards level 111.
[11/03/20 04:09:06] CornFly [561/1178] has come upon XBouBou [194/334] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:12:54 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/04/20 03:38:22] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:22:25 towards level 111.
[11/05/20 05:47:45] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:35:33 towards level 111.
[11/05/20 08:46:52] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:36:01 from level 111.
[11/05/20 22:54:03] CornFly [850/1178] has come upon jnerulax [305/821] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:00:53 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/06/20 13:33:49] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:58:58 towards level 111.
[11/08/20 20:26:56] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:34:34 from level 111.
[11/09/20 03:32:18] CornFly [399/1178] has come upon aismallard [599/977] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:48:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/10/20 02:31:35] kBizzle [99/126] has challenged CornFly [177/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:41 is added to kBizzle's clock.
[11/10/20 03:59:02] bigtrees, allo, dartainus, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/20 05:01:50] blizgerg [820/1232] has challenged CornFly [326/1178] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:14:58 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/12/20 16:19:06] Asara, CornFly, grooverider, and shymega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/20 04:08:23] UnknownHero, fattrat, and CornFly [2200/2873] have team battled Nofew, MadMan, and algernon [1179/3205] and won! 0 days, 07:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 15:26:24] Notir [392/530] has challenged CornFly [241/1178] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:58:08 is removed from Notir's clock.
[11/16/20 04:41:55] Muirrum [259/584] has come upon CornFly [529/1178] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:11:19 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[11/16/20 08:16:14] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:25 towards level 111.
[11/17/20 09:42:07] bigjay [27/1400] has challenged CornFly [437/1178] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:00:39 is added to bigjay's clock.
[11/18/20 14:11:19] AbacusAvenger, Globalirc, and jose [1028/2306] have team battled C++, Geela, and CornFly [427/2376] and won! 0 days, 12:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 01:56:45] CornFly [640/1178] has challenged womblecat [74/836] in combat and won! 65 days, 10:09:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/21/20 10:12:55] Nechayev [344/927] has challenged CornFly [725/1178] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:04:53 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[11/22/20 02:51:20] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 23:12:35 towards level 111.
[11/22/20 12:56:22] SSLbits [38/64] has challenged CornFly [131/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:36 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/22/20 22:46:56] soltys, CornFly, and holloway [2384/3097] have team battled lipek, misha, and Khorne [446/2905] and won! 3 days, 01:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/20 19:37:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 162 days, 12:56:18 toward level 111.
[11/26/20 05:39:07] CornFly [27/1187] has challenged Majak [799/1064] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:17:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/26/20 06:39:20] CornFly [492/1187] has challenged d4rkp1r4t3 [114/300] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:10:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/26/20 15:20:42] Lnk [89/1103] has come upon CornFly [328/1187] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 00:31:20 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/26/20 16:41:41] CornFly [914/1187] has challenged GilbertErik [511/1082] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:32:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/27/20 06:38:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 16:52:41 from level 111.
[11/28/20 12:34:47] CornFly [66/1187] has come upon sjefen6 [431/940] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 10:46:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/29/20 18:05:12] brendan [1218/1426] has come upon CornFly [231/1187] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 02:22:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/30/20 02:44:57] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:09:41 towards level 111.
[12/02/20 02:04:18] PlasmaStar [35/684] has come upon CornFly [242/1187] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:15:32 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[12/02/20 22:15:56] CornFly [1064/1187] has challenged Iri [101/572] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:30:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/03/20 05:41:13] kBizzle, idlerpgww, and Xenthys [510/1791] have team battled CornFly, el, and Desspugne [1975/3265] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/20 22:36:23] fattrat [568/1368] has come upon CornFly [889/1187] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 12:22:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/05/20 18:51:50] i3d, sjums_the_great, and CornFly [2076/2825] have team battled Bradicus, HeavyPodda, and dartainus [510/2963] and won! 1 day, 06:14:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 21:01:35] ilbelkyr, Blukunfando, and KatePls [800/1826] have team battled CornFly, MadMan, and MrGlass [3007/3333] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/20 19:36:41] AncalagonThBlack [978/1032] has challenged CornFly [591/1187] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:01:47 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[12/07/20 14:48:48] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:58:58 towards level 111.
[12/08/20 08:32:29] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:37:09 from level 111.
[12/09/20 20:00:06] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:47:34 from level 111.
[12/10/20 00:49:08] CornFly [169/1187] has come upon Majak [596/1061] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:29:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/11/20 03:57:13] CornFly [745/1187] has come upon brendan [1318/1426] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 03:06:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/11/20 14:36:11] Notir, AbacusAvenger, and GunMan [522/2192] have team battled CornFly, GilbertErik, and Majak [661/3391] and lost! 3 days, 20:22:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/20 11:45:23] CornFly lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 00:47:16 from level 111.
[12/13/20 00:49:35] Desspugne [208/901] has come upon CornFly [753/1187] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:54:35 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[12/13/20 15:41:40] CornFly [934/1187] has come upon Scornn [244/965] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 03:13:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/13/20 17:13:30] CornFly [1136/1187] has challenged nickware [409/1293] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:55:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/14/20 20:56:20] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:48:19 towards level 111.
[12/15/20 13:05:32] Ttech, brendan, and CornFly [280/4677] have team battled xnaas, darkmage, and Majak [390/2929] and lost! 5 days, 06:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 21:47:48] CornFly [266/1200] has come upon MetaNova [165/1041] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:10:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/16/20 06:27:43] MiddlewareMonkey [526/1080] has challenged CornFly [672/1214] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:25:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/16/20 08:37:18] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:05:39 towards level 111.
[12/17/20 03:01:12] CheeseSodaPunch [64/221] has challenged CornFly [677/1214] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:18 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[12/17/20 14:19:35] CornFly [891/1214] has come upon Bradicus [930/1134] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:35:08 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/18/20 01:31:27] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:48 towards level 111.
[12/18/20 18:55:28] CornFly [226/1214] has come upon Ironhoof [232/1384] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:58:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/18/20 23:42:27] tms [763/895] has challenged CornFly [870/1214] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:06:25 is added to tms's clock.
[12/20/20 01:30:10] blabber [561/867] has come upon CornFly [1031/1214] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 10:41:23 is added to blabber's clock.
[12/20/20 13:51:11] dclaw123 [990/1105] has challenged CornFly [1024/1214] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:02:49 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[12/21/20 12:56:47] blabber [139/862] has challenged CornFly [641/1214] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:58:36 is added to blabber's clock.
[12/22/20 09:26:20] darkmage [1265/1292] has come upon CornFly [137/1214] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:17:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/22/20 10:02:07] MrGlass [364/915] has come upon CornFly [431/1214] and been defeated in combat! 24 days, 21:05:04 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/22/20 12:21:26] borsin [555/729] has come upon CornFly [668/1214] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:58 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/23/20 18:20:56] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:57 towards level 111.
[12/23/20 21:04:05] CornFly, holloway, and kenyon [749/3018] have team battled Clearcasting, bisco, and Roxana [3217/3512] and lost! 5 days, 12:48:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/20 13:03:30] CornFly [1122/1214] has challenged Pontuzz [144/488] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:35:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/24/20 20:10:46] CornFly was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:39:57 from level 111.
[12/25/20 15:52:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 6 days, 07:14:17 toward level 111.
[12/26/20 17:15:31] CornFly [692/1214] has challenged himuraken [28/991] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:36:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/28/20 07:24:14] kenyon [733/849] has challenged CornFly [431/1214] in combat and won! 27 days, 03:41:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/30/20 06:14:31] CornFly, RedW, and Sharky4 [1689/3453] have team battled pfoley, Bkid, and Roxana [713/3241] and won! 2 days, 17:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 06:35:00] gdm [624/655] has challenged CornFly [214/1214] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:29:25 is removed from gdm's clock.
[12/30/20 06:35:00] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 72 ring! gdm picks it up, tossing their old level 36 ring to CornFly.
[12/30/20 13:36:41] CornFly [599/1178] has challenged elf [1023/1371] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:03:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/30/20 22:07:59] Kurenai [386/390] has come upon CornFly [215/1178] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:10 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/01/21 04:10:53] CornFly [835/1178] has come upon kenyon [544/603] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:12:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/02/21 12:47:03] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:48 towards level 111.
[01/03/21 20:18:49] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:38 towards level 111.
[01/04/21 01:42:25] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:14:44 from level 111.
[01/04/21 08:44:56] canton7 [814/1238] has come upon CornFly [337/1178] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 15:33:57 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/04/21 22:57:45] CornFly [318/1178] has come upon adamus1red [18/713] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:43:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/05/21 00:00:32] CornFly [421/1178] has come upon sjums_the_great [634/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:18:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/05/21 22:27:44] CodeB [324/506] has come upon CornFly [135/1178] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:40:35 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[01/07/21 21:27:39] pyre [235/882] has come upon CornFly [183/1178] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:11:04 is removed from pyre's clock.
[01/08/21 14:11:54] WallIdl, adamus1red, ToHellWithGA, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/21 21:40:07] zbe [616/786] has come upon CornFly [1049/1178] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:27:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/10/21 03:03:16] CornFly was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:12 towards level 111.
[01/10/21 04:19:57] Andries, CornFly, and Pontuzz [137/2803] have team battled bobvador, jose, and waifu [111/2218] and won! 0 days, 07:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 09:37:26] neurospex [610/1071] has challenged CornFly [172/1178] in combat and won! 17 days, 13:38:21 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/10/21 14:56:38] buksi, RBecker, and fmg [988/2510] have team battled neurospex, C++, and CornFly [1333/2717] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/21 08:36:54] CornFly [1064/1178] has challenged holloway [257/991] in combat and won! 25 days, 13:05:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/11/21 18:06:54] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:16:31 towards level 112.
[01/13/21 08:23:36] CornFly [504/1178] has come upon aismallard [725/967] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:01:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/13/21 16:10:09] CornFly [191/1178] has come upon Scornn [200/807] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:08:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/15/21 00:11:51] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 06:17:48 towards level 112.
[01/15/21 17:08:05] PlasmaStar [428/675] has challenged CornFly [867/1178] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:35:00 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/15/21 18:53:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 88 days, 15:55:06 toward level 112.
[01/17/21 12:06:15] CornFly [719/1178] has come upon lavamind [219/868] and taken them in combat! 60 days, 23:43:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/17/21 20:33:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 16 days, 15:34:45 toward level 112.
[01/18/21 07:33:49] Heretic [343/411] has challenged CornFly [848/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:42 is added to Heretic's clock.
[01/19/21 08:46:20] blizgerg, xayto, and TheSilentLink [2243/2543] have team battled acolarh, CornFly, and AbacusAvenger [1764/2844] and won! 0 days, 15:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/21 22:32:36] CornFly [614/1178] has challenged d4rkp1r4t3 [107/410] in combat and won! 31 days, 01:12:40 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/21/21 17:42:50] CornFly [456/1178] has challenged sjums_the_great [25/959] in combat and won! 49 days, 16:46:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/22/21 00:10:37] CornFly bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 20:01:21 from level 112.
[01/22/21 18:11:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 143 days, 06:21:18 toward level 112.
[01/22/21 23:23:31] CornFly [1088/1178] has come upon rxcomm [880/1279] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:13:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/24/21 05:57:07] CornFly [1128/1178] has challenged blizgerg [81/1225] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:17:19 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/25/21 00:24:26] natertot [7/12] has challenged CornFly [189/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:42 is added to natertot's clock.
[01/25/21 06:02:57] inittab [597/1171] has challenged CornFly [60/1178] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:07:20 is removed from inittab's clock.
[01/26/21 09:10:13] Bradicus [414/1134] has challenged CornFly [376/1178] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:18:34 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/26/21 18:59:33] CornFly [719/1178] has come upon Beefcan [379/701] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:43:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/27/21 00:07:59] dclaw123, xs, and TauPan [1391/1816] have team battled Sharky4, Lemelisk, and CornFly [2454/3739] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/21 11:58:55] xs [176/245] has challenged CornFly [541/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:42 is added to xs's clock.
[01/28/21 08:27:57] waifu, CornFly, and Clearcasting [2467/2991] have team battled Crazycatlady, Ignotum, and Elgo [767/2236] and won! 0 days, 02:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/21 02:43:36] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:48 from level 112.
[01/31/21 07:42:29] CornFly [580/1178] has challenged ilbelkyr [94/1118] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:04:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/31/21 09:43:03] CornFly [772/1178] has challenged yano [82/650] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:13:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/02/21 05:05:32] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 14:14:17 towards level 112.
[02/03/21 04:00:07] CornFly [1118/1178] has challenged anderson [522/542] in combat and won! 45 days, 14:42:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/03/21 05:13:45] Ignotum [214/448] has challenged CornFly [406/1178] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:45:31 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[02/04/21 21:10:31] inittab [290/1228] has challenged CornFly [1044/1178] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:00:01 is added to inittab's clock.
[02/05/21 01:47:33] CornFly was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 07:13:47 from level 112.
[02/06/21 03:12:27] CornFly, Khorne, and pants [2093/3458] have team battled Bradicus, JeDa, and Notir [575/2333] and won! 9 days, 10:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/21 09:19:44] CornFly [553/1178] has challenged KindOne [273/379] in combat and won! 38 days, 09:20:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/06/21 12:57:32] anarcat [53/963] has challenged CornFly [323/1178] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:03:18 is added to anarcat's clock.
[02/08/21 03:47:48] Psilocybe [610/770] has come upon CornFly [1074/1178] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:22:14 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[02/08/21 17:42:33] SCSi [468/1051] has come upon CornFly [416/1178] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:03:09 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[02/09/21 10:45:59] CornFly, xs, and scumola [2123/2365] have team battled freeboson, ilbelkyr, and MiddlewareMonkey [1989/2938] and won! 0 days, 13:06:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 19:35:46] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 34 days, 03:29:57 towards level 112.
[02/10/21 06:23:55] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/21 06:25:11] CornFly [446/1188] has come upon sairis [538/845] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 09:44:56 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/13/21 00:20:05] darkmage [864/1405] has challenged CornFly [894/1188] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:22:56 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/13/21 06:21:30] CheeseSodaPunch [290/444] has challenged CornFly [152/1188] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:52:08 is removed from CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[02/13/21 11:43:01] CornFly [92/1188] has come upon keepermurf [923/1028] and been defeated in combat! 24 days, 05:20:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/13/21 16:30:12] CornFly [1050/1188] has come upon elf [14/1371] and taken them in combat! 87 days, 22:48:05 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/15/21 03:59:36] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 05:22:58 towards level 112.
[02/18/21 07:22:25] CornFly [637/1188] has come upon astropoint [988/1035] and been defeated in combat! 20 days, 17:18:16 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/19/21 19:58:48] CornFly [570/1188] has challenged SSLbits [21/617] in combat and won! 25 days, 17:57:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/20/21 16:12:47] csc2ya [145/507] has come upon CornFly [270/1188] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:22:23 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[02/22/21 04:14:59] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 01:17:00 towards level 112.
[02/22/21 20:15:50] CornFly [719/1188] has challenged IdleBot [822/2280] in combat and lost! 17 days, 06:37:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/23/21 05:10:30] Scornn, freeboson, Elgo, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/21 16:25:57] MrGlass, SlowRiot, and pfoley [2217/3014] have team battled yano, sbp, and CornFly [141/2416] and won! 1 day, 21:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/21 09:53:18] kate, JeDa, and Gatewayy [1590/2262] have team battled buksi, CornFly, and LukeLR [3210/3331] and lost! 0 days, 15:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/21 20:48:45] tms, irix, and bisco [2349/3299] have team battled Xenthys, CornFly, and zankore [402/3090] and won! 1 day, 16:06:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 00:17:04] d4rkp1r4t3, Psilocybe, and Crazycatlady [739/2074] have team battled sheu, CornFly, and Ignotum [1950/2233] and lost! 0 days, 15:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/21 03:45:42] Roxana [1202/1600] has challenged CornFly [633/1203] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:51:00 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[03/01/21 09:31:40] CornFly [881/1203] has challenged petrichor [1328/1329] in combat and lost! 17 days, 16:31:30 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/01/21 23:47:44] Orphic [35/317] has challenged CornFly [966/1203] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:28 is added to Orphic's clock.
[03/02/21 03:35:52] CornFly [162/1203] has challenged Tenorman [1172/1302] in combat and lost! 22 days, 22:48:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/03/21 00:27:29] CornFly [435/1203] has come upon PiotrekD [356/1037] and taken them in combat! 47 days, 06:32:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/03/21 09:51:41] CornFly set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:28:56 from level 112.
[03/04/21 09:47:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 74 days, 18:21:36 toward level 112.
[03/04/21 11:00:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 25 days, 04:12:28 toward level 112.
[03/04/21 14:49:56] d4rkp1r4t3 [9/449] has challenged CornFly [719/1203] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:41:31 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[03/05/21 14:17:33] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:01:22 towards level 112.
[03/06/21 04:58:49] CornFly [627/1203] has challenged theZoMBiE [13/484] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:36:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/06/21 08:41:20] blizgerg, HeavyPodda, and CornFly [797/3566] have team battled GilbertErik, Zyphyr, and AsmDemon [2113/2426] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 15:48:39] CornFly [941/1203] has come upon irix [777/986] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:52:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/06/21 23:38:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 8 days, 01:53:58 toward level 112.
[03/07/21 11:20:12] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/21 10:23:31] petrichor, CornFly, and dwfreed [2086/3366] have team battled anderson, Zaratustra, and MELOONi [2042/2830] and won! 0 days, 09:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/21 01:28:16] CornFly [621/1193] has come upon HeavyPodda [762/1121] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:40:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/09/21 10:55:51] Orphic, CornFly, and borsin [338/2448] have team battled ToHellWithGA, algernon, and lavamind [1125/3010] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/21 01:42:46] CornFly [1145/1193] has challenged dindinx [264/633] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:08:00 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/10/21 13:36:02] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:52 towards level 112.
[03/10/21 18:43:23] CornFly, neurospex, and IdleMaster [2115/3094] have team battled SSLbits, Kurenai, and algernon [1723/2294] and won! 0 days, 14:21:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 03:20:40] CornFly, Lnk, and Lemelisk [2615/3592] have team battled cirdan, MadMan, and Globalirc [1399/2983] and won! 1 day, 05:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 11:59:45] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:31 towards level 112.
[03/11/21 20:29:11] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:18 from level 112.
[03/12/21 08:58:12] CornFly [1179/1193] has challenged Khorne [735/881] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:29:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/12/21 14:04:56] cirdan, blackroot, and himuraken [2100/2349] have team battled elf, AbacusAvenger, and CornFly [2921/3473] and lost! 0 days, 21:01:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/21 17:00:39] anderson [263/918] has come upon CornFly [376/1193] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:01:22 is added to anderson's clock.
[03/12/21 20:04:55] Sullivan [8/12] has challenged CornFly [428/1193] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:09 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[03/13/21 08:35:07] Chuck [469/665] has come upon CornFly [527/1193] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:33:26 is added to Chuck's clock.
[03/14/21 00:18:13] Kurenai [155/508] has challenged CornFly [57/1193] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:09:51 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[03/14/21 00:18:13] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 165 amulet! Kurenai picks it up, tossing their old level 35 amulet to CornFly.
[03/14/21 08:03:21] Syloq [566/785] has challenged CornFly [677/1063] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:32:53 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/15/21 01:32:15] CornFly [277/1063] has challenged AsmDemon [402/621] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:20:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/21 05:07:53] CornFly [605/1063] has challenged Tenorman [426/1302] in combat and won! 29 days, 18:27:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/15/21 13:39:11] dwfreed [171/1013] has come upon CornFly [111/1063] and taken them in combat! 28 days, 07:32:01 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/15/21 15:10:07] CornFly [883/1063] has challenged acolarh [238/847] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:27:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/16/21 07:58:01] Sullivan [138/242] has challenged CornFly [640/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:00 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[03/17/21 21:01:22] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:13:19 towards level 113.
[03/17/21 21:46:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 44 days, 17:15:24 toward level 113.
[03/18/21 11:30:28] caeli1 [201/367] has challenged CornFly [327/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:22 is added to caeli1's clock.
[03/19/21 01:30:08] CornFly [802/1063] has come upon Crazycatlady [24/845] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:49:58 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/19/21 02:28:52] anderson [641/918] has challenged CornFly [655/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:12 is added to anderson's clock.
[03/19/21 16:26:16] CornFly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:13:50 from level 113.
[03/19/21 16:54:55] CornFly got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:38 towards level 113.
[03/20/21 02:15:55] CornFly [458/1063] has come upon Tratos [712/1197] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:13:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/20/21 10:10:57] borsin, Milquetoast, and MJ94 [511/2626] have team battled CornFly, nawcom, and bookworm [512/2283] and lost! 16 days, 18:10:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/21 13:13:37] SSLbits [855/889] has come upon CornFly [435/1063] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:57 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/21/21 13:13:37] SSLbits has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:03:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/22/21 12:57:07] CornFly [485/1063] has come upon tris [765/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:36:24 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/23/21 07:24:12] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:43 towards level 113.
[03/23/21 22:54:49] LukeLR [228/950] has challenged CornFly [621/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:41 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[03/24/21 07:52:22] CornFly got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:51:04 from level 113.
[03/24/21 13:11:57] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:31 towards level 113.
[03/25/21 04:01:24] yano [327/613] has challenged CornFly [95/1063] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:26:03 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/25/21 07:09:10] dwfreed, CornFly, and ToHellWithGA [1797/3436] have team battled Syloq, zbe, and himuraken [2224/2591] and lost! 1 day, 13:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/21 13:45:29] CornFly got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:46 from level 113.
[04/07/21 10:51:13] MELOONi, yano, and CornFly [1415/2453] have team battled Heisenberg, Lemelisk, and MrGlass [992/3312] and won! 1 day, 06:55:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 16:10:21] CornFly [705/1063] has come upon MJ94 [392/704] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/08/21 16:46:38] CornFly got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:58 towards level 113.
[04/08/21 19:29:54] d4rkp1r4t3 [317/449] has challenged CornFly [120/1063] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:45:48 is removed from d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[04/09/21 07:21:16] CornFly sharpened the edge of their weapon! CornFly's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/21 00:18:42] Agent86, blabber, Orphic, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/21 07:09:19] CornFly [82/1088] has come upon Scar3cr0w [407/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/12/21 22:20:46] CornFly [880/1102] has challenged AbacusAvenger [347/909] in combat and won! 20 days, 20:04:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/13/21 06:25:35] Varjatticus, Pontuzz, and gdm [427/1791] have team battled CornFly, ToHellWithGA, and buksi [1733/3627] and lost! 1 day, 03:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/21 18:42:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 58 days, 16:16:30 from level 114.
[04/15/21 11:35:59] CornFly, h00k, and Psilocybe [1516/2662] have team battled phraktyl, Desspugne, and Pici [2582/2907] and lost! 1 day, 03:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/21 20:21:53] mordac [1290/1379] has challenged CornFly [202/1102] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:18:17 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/17/21 06:13:18] Hirion [131/223] has challenged CornFly [837/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:49 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/17/21 12:18:03] brycec, djm, CornFly, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/21 06:17:52] CornFly got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 07:40:55 towards level 114.
[04/19/21 23:39:31] grooverider [536/1710] has challenged CornFly [875/1108] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:57:11 is added to grooverider's clock.
[04/20/21 01:24:13] HellSpawn, canton7, and micah [252/3263] have team battled TimWolla, KindOne, and CornFly [1032/2440] and lost! 0 days, 10:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 03:40:28] CornFly [689/1108] has challenged Scar3cr0w [98/772] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:48:19 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/20/21 06:08:02] Andries, Muirrum, and Scornn [2110/2349] have team battled tmberg, kenyon, and CornFly [50/3295] and won! 1 day, 01:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 21:10:01] CornFly got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:45:35 towards level 114.
[04/21/21 18:33:18] CornFly learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:40:05 towards level 114.
[04/22/21 11:32:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed CornFly with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 16:19:18 from level 114.
[04/24/21 16:01:19] CornFly [730/1108] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [932/1085] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 07:50:06 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/25/21 19:17:46] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:56:42 towards level 114.
[04/25/21 21:55:41] CornFly invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:24:25 towards level 114.
[04/26/21 02:02:46] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:34:28 towards level 114.
[04/26/21 23:51:37] MELOONi [327/805] has come upon CornFly [575/1108] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:25:34 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/27/21 23:02:22] zbe [383/795] has challenged CornFly [99/1108] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:58:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/28/21 09:29:08] MightyDrv [91/93] has challenged CornFly [471/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:46 is added to MightyDrv's clock.
[04/29/21 10:37:39] simple, nawcom, and Andries [2170/2908] have team battled CornFly, JensRex, and Tratos [1823/3587] and won! 0 days, 07:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 00:13:36] CornFly [285/1108] has come upon trashicus [1/273] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:30:17 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/30/21 11:31:13] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:07:32 towards level 114.
[04/30/21 13:10:38] CornFly [664/1108] has come upon Bradicus [378/1165] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:49:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/30/21 19:27:56] CornFly [373/1108] has come upon cirdan [107/856] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:13:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/01/21 06:45:18] CornFly [923/1108] has challenged freeboson [235/726] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:16:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/01/21 21:36:08] CornFly [680/1108] has come upon talisein [281/282] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:26:17 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/03/21 17:35:10] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:49:39 from level 114.
[05/03/21 19:00:21] CornFly [365/1108] has challenged lavamind [8/841] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:16:23 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/03/21 19:00:21] CornFly has dealt lavamind a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:10:37 is added to lavamind's clock.
[05/03/21 23:07:35] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:02 towards level 114.
[05/05/21 03:08:30] CornFly [471/1108] has challenged Lemelisk [1230/1315] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:54:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/05/21 10:20:38] allo [505/711] has come upon CornFly [784/1108] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:34:20 is added to allo's clock.
[05/05/21 21:38:03] CornFly died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:52:17 from level 114.
[05/06/21 10:54:37] fattrat [529/1383] has come upon CornFly [660/1108] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 12:44:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 14:21:18] CornFly grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 48 days, 22:46:19 towards level 114.
[05/07/21 01:18:51] CornFly [17/1108] has come upon WallIdl [252/751] and been defeated in combat! 61 days, 14:40:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/07/21 13:21:45] Ironhoof, CornFly, and sjums_the_great [2482/3575] have team battled maligned, algernon, and eroc1990 [1789/2795] and won! 4 days, 10:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 14:17:58] soltys [295/998] has come upon CornFly [715/1108] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:00:47 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/07/21 20:58:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 39 days, 17:09:22 toward level 114.
[05/08/21 11:28:42] CornFly [870/1108] has challenged Globalirc [221/1023] in combat and won! 114 days, 00:42:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/08/21 14:29:29] CornFly [977/1108] has challenged Birdbones [1109/1312] in combat and lost! 54 days, 17:08:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/08/21 15:40:07] Misza, trashicus, and Forud [515/2765] have team battled CornFly, grooverider, and canton7 [3210/4080] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/21 20:07:03] CornFly bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 27 days, 18:01:18 towards level 114.
[05/09/21 11:57:45] CornFly stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 10:37:06 towards level 114.
[05/09/21 15:50:22] CornFly found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 22:06:42 towards level 114.
[05/10/21 01:18:25] kenyon, bigjay, and CornFly [2481/2712] have team battled misha, zankore, and i3d [16/2712] and won! 7 days, 11:51:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/21 04:45:30] CornFly [620/1108] has come upon androphius [2/598] and taken them in combat! 40 days, 18:02:07 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/10/21 07:39:38] CornFly [950/1108] has challenged Agent86 [497/1023] in combat and won! 76 days, 07:52:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/10/21 15:41:35] CornFly [816/1108] has challenged jnerulax [393/879] in combat and won! 31 days, 08:24:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/11/21 11:28:28] CornFly [83/1108] has come upon misha [478/825] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 15:38:19 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/13/21 11:01:28] CornFly [520/1108] has challenged Vic [235/859] in combat and won! 27 days, 05:10:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/13/21 11:01:28] In the fierce battle, Vic dropped their level 121 amulet! CornFly picks it up, tossing their old level 35 amulet to Vic.
[05/14/21 17:44:26] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:31:42 towards level 114.
[05/14/21 22:10:46] CornFly [109/1194] has challenged Beefcan [717/751] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:26:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/15/21 14:14:54] CornFly [632/1194] has come upon allo [430/711] and taken them in combat! 44 days, 02:23:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/16/21 13:20:54] CornFly [1083/1194] has challenged lipek [570/1327] in combat and won! 31 days, 11:34:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/16/21 15:33:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried CornFly 23 days, 10:47:56 toward level 114.
[05/16/21 23:15:47] CornFly [883/1194] has come upon bigtrees [201/545] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:49:35 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/17/21 05:52:38] CornFly, Syloq, and Yuhno [1290/2870] have team battled Lemelisk, Nechayev, and HellSpawn [630/2989] and won! 7 days, 05:29:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 05:43:21] CornFly discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:57:12 towards level 114.
[05/18/21 11:55:58] HellSpawn [399/768] has come upon CornFly [1046/1194] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:09:15 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/20/21 14:33:14] Globalirc [700/1022] has come upon CornFly [723/1194] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:22:01 is added to Globalirc's clock.