Player Info

User: Cypher
Class: Freelancer
Admin?: No
Level: 91
Next level: 25 days, 05:12:48
Status: Offline
Host: Cypher-!~Cypher-@unaffiliated/cypher-
Account Created: Mon Feb 24 17:46:40 2014
Last login: Tue Sep 11 19:30:50 2018
Total time idled: 1503 days, 23:37:02
Current position: [3,366]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 38
boots: 299 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 69
gloves: 49
helm: 69 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 86
ring: 71 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 97
tunic: 99
weapon: 473 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1350

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 757 days, 06:48:05
quit: 162 days, 12:56:18

total: 919 days, 19:44:23

Character Modifiers

[02/24/14 19:22:02] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:13 from level 4.
[02/24/14 19:38:36] Cypher [10/11] has challenged Cameron_D [861/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/24/14 22:22:52] Cypher [39/48] has challenged Eksarion [318/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/25/14 05:02:03] Cypher [18/104] has challenged naori [297/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/25/14 08:55:22] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:41 towards level 18.
[02/25/14 12:59:19] Cypher, Str1ngS, and brimstone [986/1037] have team battled Shandy, DanYELL, and CaShY [10/844] and won! 0 days, 00:15:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/14 21:04:09] Cypher [49/144] has challenged Vanora [28/158] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/26/14 03:23:13] Plasmastar [46/489] has come upon Cypher [28/164] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:15:12 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[02/26/14 09:31:48] PiotrekD [218/302] has challenged Cypher [0/164] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/26/14 12:03:49] Cypher [72/179] has challenged Jens [249/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/26/14 19:06:17] tiwake [596/866] has come upon Cypher [161/179] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:14:01 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[02/26/14 19:38:44] Cypher [114/193] has challenged Krenz [120/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/27/14 04:06:04] Cypher [19/205] has challenged tmberg [188/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/27/14 14:05:36] Cypher [78/211] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [251/772] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/28/14 01:38:04] Cypher [102/219] has challenged Tenorman [686/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/28/14 12:34:48] grooverider, tmberg, and dxrt [1037/2636] have team battled Atroxes, Cypher, and rideh [562/675] and won! 0 days, 09:04:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/14 15:04:45] Cypher [144/237] has challenged Cenhinen [183/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/01/14 07:02:19] Cypher [53/243] has challenged iViLe [447/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/02/14 01:12:22] Cypher [206/293] has challenged BlastHardcheese [57/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/02/14 06:29:01] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:57 towards level 33.
[03/02/14 16:26:14] Cypher [124/293] has challenged Killerkid [216/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/02/14 19:58:56] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:08 towards level 34.
[03/03/14 02:46:03] Fede [140/231] has challenged Cypher [242/293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Fede's clock.
[03/03/14 10:27:45] elf [269/827] has come upon Cypher [36/293] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:35:52 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/03/14 13:21:55] tsh, prime, and naori [1049/1874] have team battled IdleMaster, Cypher, and aarontc [1165/1301] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/14 14:05:21] Cypher [199/305] has challenged Godisme [325/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/03/14 16:13:24] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:46:03 is added to his clock.
[03/04/14 19:17:39] Cypher [239/305] has challenged freeboson [122/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/05/14 22:23:50] D4CH_RPi, Daft, and ajhgfa [430/1487] have team battled Cypher, vegadark, and spiffytech [824/1644] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/14 22:35:32] Cypher [242/305] has challenged Bombur [287/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/07/14 12:42:26] Cypher [89/320] has challenged Cenhinen [398/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/07/14 14:08:01] Simie, Transfusion, and Jr_Mime [1651/1760] have team battled pfoley, Cypher, and ovf [1348/1437] and won! 0 days, 06:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/14 17:35:56] gipyelrah, prime, and sasaniak [109/1906] have team battled Cypher, Devrim, and fester [340/1272] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/14 04:14:19] idisjunction [412/487] has come upon Cypher [175/320] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:08:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/09/14 10:59:30] D4CH_RPi [493/597] has come upon Cypher [168/320] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:32:04 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[03/09/14 11:39:21] Cypher [337/342] has challenged RansomTime [299/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/11/14 04:28:00] Cypher [195/351] has challenged Odd [129/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/11/14 15:34:08] Cypher stole Hrmph's level 52 ring while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 35 ring behind, which Hrmph then takes.
[03/12/14 12:12:12] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/14 04:29:52] Cypher [317/368] has challenged binary1985 [118/236] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:06 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/13/14 21:22:17] paysties, yond, and Cypher [1777/2163] have team battled idisjunction, ajhgfa, and tmberg [1672/1809] and won! 0 days, 08:31:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/14 08:15:01] Cypher [78/368] has challenged freeboson [475/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/15/14 18:24:06] paysties [838/943] has come upon Cypher [73/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:43:51 is removed from paysties's clock.
[03/16/14 02:17:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 11:24:09 toward level 42.
[03/16/14 02:56:36] sasaniak [59/719] has come upon Cypher [15/368] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:04:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/16/14 09:01:41] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:02 towards level 42.
[03/16/14 10:58:06] ovf [89/468] has challenged Cypher [251/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to ovf's clock.
[03/16/14 21:19:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:30:00 from level 42.
[03/17/14 04:43:26] Cypher [267/369] has challenged yond [813/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/18/14 08:22:06] paysties [485/943] has come upon Cypher [81/369] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:15:28 is removed from paysties's clock.
[03/19/14 04:55:18] Farsten [222/319] has challenged Cypher [281/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Farsten's clock.
[03/19/14 14:40:41] jeaye, Fede, and Cenhinen [623/1451] have team battled Cypher, Ttech, and ovf [1609/1998] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/14 05:03:58] Zammo [665/829] has come upon Cypher [335/369] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:32:15 is removed from Zammo's clock.
[03/20/14 15:07:52] Charris [110/386] has come upon Cypher [330/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:09:30 is added to Charris's clock.
[03/21/14 02:19:32] Cypher [39/374] has challenged Cenhinen [172/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/21/14 08:15:36] Cypher, nitzer, Grim, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/14 10:48:37] Ulrich [335/417] has challenged Cypher [343/374] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[03/22/14 09:23:10] Cypher [235/374] has come upon pfoley [99/658] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:36 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/24/14 04:47:41] dan [21/156] has challenged Cypher [125/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to dan's clock.
[03/24/14 05:07:07] Zarthus [10/147] has challenged Cypher [52/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Zarthus's clock.
[03/24/14 08:42:11] Cypher [276/387] has challenged lipek [623/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/24/14 11:31:23] Cypher, Plasmastar, Hrmph, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/14 11:54:20] Cypher [220/387] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [17/1039] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:16:03 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/26/14 01:18:48] Cypher [320/387] has come upon prime [330/411] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:14 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/26/14 01:53:21] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:53 towards level 45.
[03/26/14 07:57:25] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:03 towards level 45.
[03/26/14 17:20:15] Cypher was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:56 from level 45.
[03/27/14 00:00:14] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:50 towards level 45.
[03/28/14 03:01:13] Cypher [209/387] has challenged Vargink [65/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/30/14 08:23:43] Cypher [269/387] has challenged Krenz [222/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:48 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/31/14 01:33:11] vegadark [391/504] has come upon Cypher [32/387] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:21:53 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/31/14 02:31:38] Sir_Lemming [354/502] has challenged Cypher [198/387] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:15:48 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/31/14 05:32:41] Cypher [381/387] has challenged tmberg [647/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:45 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/31/14 21:54:47] grooverider, Grim, and rmbell.the.great [875/2653] have team battled Darky, iridis_discurro, and Cypher [864/1291] and won! 0 days, 00:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/14 06:08:25] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:08 towards level 46.
[04/01/14 18:05:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 04:05:59 toward level 46.
[04/01/14 19:27:46] Cypher [134/387] has challenged arachnist [199/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/02/14 09:23:21] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:30:22 is added to his clock.
[04/02/14 11:13:26] jbroome [87/669] has come upon Cypher [131/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:30:16 is added to jbroome's clock.
[04/02/14 23:16:28] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:31 towards level 47.
[04/03/14 16:55:22] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:09:47 is added to his clock.
[04/04/14 12:47:28] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:53 towards level 47.
[04/04/14 18:04:42] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:17 towards level 47.
[04/04/14 23:05:18] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:48 towards level 47.
[04/05/14 10:17:36] Cypher [240/387] has come upon Vargink [303/321] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:56 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/05/14 10:22:32] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:05 from level 47.
[04/05/14 11:35:03] Yako [186/411] has come upon Cypher [71/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:03 is removed from Yako's clock.
[04/07/14 15:53:18] AxForest, Cypher, and prime [242/1520] have team battled Prometheus, Vargink, and Hans.Wurst [1090/1889] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/14 16:23:32] Cypher [239/390] has challenged Killerkid [381/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/08/14 02:10:04] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:25 towards level 48.
[04/11/14 02:09:32] Cypher left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Cypher's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/14 16:05:11] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/14 18:39:52] jeaye [237/494] has come upon Cypher [268/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:43 is added to jeaye's clock.
[04/13/14 20:37:08] Cypher [169/391] has challenged idisjunction [187/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/14/14 20:59:24] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:03 towards level 48.
[04/15/14 07:13:13] simple [57/430] has challenged Cypher [38/391] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/16/14 07:20:54] Cypher [119/391] has challenged Pici [52/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/16/14 08:52:06] Cypher [380/391] has challenged IoP [1/239] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:59 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/17/14 22:11:30] Cypher [53/391] has come upon AndroidVaan [318/470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:11 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/18/14 18:59:07] Cypher stole Nofew's level 46 weapon while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 26 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/19/14 14:22:17] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:39:40 is added to his clock.
[04/19/14 22:13:14] Zammo [289/628] has come upon Cypher [393/409] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:46:00 is added to Zammo's clock.
[04/20/14 11:43:53] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:29 towards level 49.
[04/20/14 12:48:16] mostlybadfly, Cypher, and keeper_c [185/1678] have team battled jose, irix, and MontyZuma [730/2538] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/14 22:26:04] sasaniak [691/728] has challenged Cypher [139/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:45:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/22/14 00:14:55] Zigtalk [37/267] has challenged Cypher [408/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Zigtalk's clock.
[04/22/14 10:20:52] MontyZuma [707/816] has come upon Cypher [386/409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:55 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[04/23/14 07:50:48] KennyG [58/117] has come upon Cypher [78/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:12 is added to KennyG's clock.
[04/23/14 12:51:29] Cypher [111/409] has challenged rmbell.the.great [266/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/23/14 14:38:09] mjh [26/359] has challenged Cypher [157/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to mjh's clock.
[04/23/14 21:38:30] Cypher [292/409] has challenged Bender [181/626] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/23/14 21:38:30] Cypher has dealt Bender a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:45:25 is added to Bender's clock.
[04/24/14 05:46:04] Cypher [342/409] has come upon XJR-9 [97/694] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:28:15 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/26/14 05:38:53] CornFly [30/458] has come upon Cypher [276/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:07:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/26/14 14:14:09] paysties [398/995] has challenged Cypher [274/409] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from paysties's clock.
[04/29/14 22:55:06] Cypher EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:55 from level 50.
[04/30/14 17:30:42] Babar, Cypher, and desspugne [883/2240] have team battled Avon, Darky, and Evanalmightyyy [904/1707] and lost! 0 days, 05:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/14 14:27:25] Cypher [390/409] has challenged MadHatter [334/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/01/14 19:24:04] rasputo [1039/1087] has come upon Cypher [333/409] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:38:09 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[05/01/14 19:39:41] GilbertErik [42/380] has come upon Cypher [0/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:18 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/02/14 00:30:09] elf [378/822] has challenged Cypher [250/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:17:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/02/14 02:03:05] Cypher [90/409] has challenged blizgerg [106/944] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/02/14 06:01:57] droogie [56/109] has challenged Cypher [116/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to droogie's clock.
[05/03/14 00:45:33] Yankee, SpamMage, and Jareeta [2209/2381] have team battled TauPan, bigjay, and Cypher [795/1459] and won! 0 days, 13:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/14 14:36:40] pikochuu, Cypher, and r00f [96/866] have team battled Shayanjm, master_j, and argus [1232/1731] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/14 19:59:34] Zigtalk, Cypher, and sasaniak [813/1452] have team battled yano, kaplejon, and ajhgfa [714/1812] and won! 0 days, 00:46:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/14 00:20:24] naw [265/359] has come upon Cypher [140/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:07 is removed from naw's clock.
[05/06/14 02:21:11] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:39 towards level 51.
[05/06/14 15:27:00] paysties, clonak, and aucg [1643/1789] have team battled Cypher, Fogel, and sartan [1579/2144] and won! 0 days, 00:07:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/14 02:18:52] rasputo [921/1087] has come upon Cypher [253/409] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:48:48 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[05/07/14 09:07:29] CornFly [171/458] has challenged Cypher [239/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/07/14 16:16:40] Cypher EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:12 from level 51.
[05/08/14 20:30:56] filinep, Bender, and gipyelrah [733/1977] have team battled Fogel, tmberg, and Cypher [1746/2112] and lost! 2 days, 04:08:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/14 19:23:57] Cypher [115/409] has challenged elf [156/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:52 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/10/14 09:27:52] pekster [336/537] has challenged Cypher [408/409] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:54:23 is added to pekster's clock.
[05/10/14 09:52:13] GilbertErik, BlastHardcheese, and CornFly [1519/1768] have team battled Cypher, kenyon, and slurms [1452/1622] and won! 0 days, 03:35:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 07:40:58] Cypher burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Cypher's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/14 08:05:29] Cypher stole yasdorian's level 56 helm while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 55 helm behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[05/11/14 17:36:51] Cypher [380/405] has challenged aucg [371/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:28:10 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/12/14 00:48:22] Cypher stole Quix0te's level 48 tunic while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 34 tunic behind, which Quix0te then takes.
[05/12/14 09:17:53] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:15 from level 51.
[05/14/14 03:45:55] Cypher broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:38 from level 51.
[05/15/14 02:01:04] Cypher [374/414] has challenged mthw [554/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:39 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/15/14 14:37:39] pekster [114/537] has come upon Cypher [343/414] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:23:45 is added to pekster's clock.
[05/16/14 00:12:22] Cypher [35/414] has challenged Tenorman [141/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/16/14 16:12:23] Spazturtle [392/744] has challenged Cypher [99/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:24:00 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[05/16/14 21:13:59] Cypher [149/414] has challenged jose [269/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:44:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/18/14 00:45:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 10 days, 00:11:16 toward level 52.
[05/18/14 11:25:23] Cypher [6/414] has challenged Tenorman [243/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:49 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/18/14 14:00:05] Fluttershy, Cypher, and G33KY [586/1317] have team battled zid, CFSworks, and SpamMage [451/1766] and won! 0 days, 09:40:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/14 16:26:54] XJR-9 [33/694] has challenged Cypher [43/414] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:51:46 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[05/18/14 18:59:59] Cypher spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Cypher's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/14 06:51:41] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:30 towards level 52.
[05/21/14 07:28:47] Cypher [106/409] has come upon Xpktro [341/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:40 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/21/14 17:50:31] Cypher [129/409] has challenged woonack [265/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/23/14 03:00:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 7 days, 16:41:10 toward level 53.
[05/23/14 21:04:35] Cypher [52/409] has challenged PersonalJ [63/201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:26 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/24/14 05:11:10] Cypher, Kronos, and RedW [1689/1699] have team battled pfoley, Jareeta, and simple [1087/2110] and won! 0 days, 10:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 23:12:15] elf [117/818] has challenged Cypher [357/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:40 is added to elf's clock.
[05/25/14 13:22:47] clonak [94/400] has challenged Cypher [376/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to clonak's clock.
[05/26/14 07:07:13] Cypher, nitzer, brentwalther, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/14 10:12:50] lipek, Cypher, and rasputo [499/2484] have team battled Jareeta, eterared, and Majak [23/1607] and won! 0 days, 21:03:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 16:08:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 05:45:47 toward level 53.
[05/27/14 07:49:37] Cypher fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:01 from level 53.
[05/27/14 12:16:35] Cypher stole ruan's level 69 charm while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 55 charm behind, which ruan then takes.
[05/27/14 15:23:48] Cypher, noother, and m0shbear [1808/2197] have team battled SchrodingersScat, nitzer, and Chenzw [236/1649] and won! 0 days, 06:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/14 04:35:34] Cypher [420/422] has challenged zinya [416/692] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:37:04 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/28/14 12:05:26] Nahob [12/53] has challenged Cypher [331/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Nahob's clock.
[05/28/14 14:31:47] Cypher [419/422] has challenged brentwalther [349/841] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/28/14 14:53:52] elf [338/818] has come upon Cypher [360/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:45 is added to elf's clock.
[05/28/14 17:21:18] Killerkid [20/604] has come upon Cypher [335/422] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:52:46 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[05/29/14 23:12:36] luv [184/412] has challenged Cypher [198/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to luv's clock.
[05/31/14 02:54:23] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:21:16 is added to his clock.
[05/31/14 19:13:28] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:23:18 is added to his clock.
[07/24/14 07:37:29] garthog [2/4] has challenged Cypher [53/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to garthog's clock.
[07/24/14 13:32:49] Cypher, archlich, and garthog [277/1190] have team battled Derpy, DemosDemon, and ajhgfa [82/1125] and won! 0 days, 00:13:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/14 02:57:39] Cypher [8/422] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [437/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:49:32 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/25/14 10:15:42] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:48 towards level 54.
[07/25/14 16:10:28] Cypher, garthog, and goThic [253/883] have team battled Gunther, Ennd, and simple [590/994] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/14 18:33:55] jeaye, Shr3k, and Cypher [122/1491] have team battled Stoertebeker, tmberg, and clonak [563/1669] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/14 06:04:32] filinep [362/388] has challenged Cypher [275/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:22:38 is removed from filinep's clock.
[07/26/14 06:51:08] Cypher, lovek323, and idleOne [49/1518] have team battled MetaNova, honkybonky, and zid [609/1364] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/14 07:04:48] Cypher [57/422] has challenged Revi [34/180] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:21:57 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/26/14 09:33:32] Kabaka, mthw, and Adar [433/1774] have team battled Tudor, simple, and Cypher [612/1167] and lost! 3 days, 07:13:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/14 10:17:04] BNoiZe [69/122] has come upon Cypher [242/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:25 is added to BNoiZe's clock.
[07/27/14 21:45:29] ArielSharon [99/244] has challenged Cypher [10/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from ArielSharon's clock.
[07/29/14 06:22:29] Cypher [106/422] has challenged MetaNova [298/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:34:16 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/29/14 06:56:05] Tronsha [10/187] has challenged Cypher [183/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Tronsha's clock.
[07/29/14 11:05:00] DeletedTwice [134/324] has challenged Cypher [303/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to DeletedTwice's clock.
[07/29/14 12:24:06] Cypher [179/422] has challenged PriceChild [381/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:45:56 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/29/14 23:26:57] Cypher [289/422] has challenged Adar [452/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:08 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/02/14 07:10:03] paramourne [69/197] has challenged Cypher [409/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to paramourne's clock.
[08/02/14 10:44:46] Cypher [343/422] has come upon nickware [49/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:14:19 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/02/14 12:51:54] Cypher [85/422] has come upon gipyelrah [554/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:30:10 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/05/14 00:10:30] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:31 from level 54.
[08/05/14 18:15:37] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:54 towards level 54.
[08/05/14 23:17:39] Frogging101 [58/349] has challenged Cypher [285/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[08/06/14 00:13:00] lipek [705/988] has challenged Cypher [273/422] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:56:22 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/06/14 00:13:00] lipek has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:25:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/06/14 11:06:08] dxrt [334/823] has come upon Cypher [251/422] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:32:14 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[08/07/14 06:33:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 14:25:20 toward level 54.
[08/07/14 12:59:31] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:24 from level 54.
[08/08/14 09:43:05] Cypher, sartan, FrodoTheHobbit, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/14 11:25:45] godog [221/237] has challenged Cypher [369/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to godog's clock.
[08/08/14 14:59:49] Cypher [491/551] has challenged r00f [246/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/09/14 02:33:29] Bender [325/621] has challenged Cypher [152/551] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:04 is removed from Bender's clock.
[08/09/14 10:27:32] Johann [33/40] has challenged Cypher [455/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Johann's clock.
[08/10/14 00:39:37] Cypher [472/551] has challenged Dreadlish [260/334] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:39:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/10/14 04:47:00] zbart [181/529] has challenged Cypher [340/551] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/10/14 05:40:57] Cypher [291/551] has challenged ChiefRA [239/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:17:59 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/13/14 05:00:50] Birdbones [103/879] has challenged Cypher [76/551] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:52:58 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/13/14 09:11:31] droogie [504/638] has come upon Cypher [473/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:51:14 is removed from droogie's clock.
[08/14/14 13:13:20] Cypher, tmberg, and zbart [471/1978] have team battled sjefen6, zinya, and godog [153/1424] and won! 1 day, 20:47:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/14 16:23:00] kaplejon [210/445] has come upon Cypher [543/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:17:36 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[08/14/14 19:44:38] noother, Kabaka, and Plasmastar [59/1971] have team battled nitzer, Cypher, and Pici [1614/1694] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/14 13:17:24] Cypher [263/551] has challenged VonGuard [142/158] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/15/14 14:04:07] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:26:03 is added to his clock.
[08/19/14 00:16:52] filinep [387/435] has challenged Cypher [527/551] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:36:32 is added to filinep's clock.
[08/19/14 15:29:16] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:33 towards level 55.
[08/20/14 00:23:27] a1291762, Cypher, Gerdesas, and argus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/14 23:17:17] Cypher [434/551] has come upon ajhgfa [7/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/21/14 15:34:21] gideonstar [287/678] has challenged Cypher [0/551] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[08/21/14 15:34:21] gideonstar has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:33:46 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/22/14 02:40:12] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:33 towards level 55.
[08/23/14 00:29:07] rww [94/346] has challenged Cypher [290/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to rww's clock.
[08/23/14 09:52:00] Poireau [15/234] has challenged Cypher [478/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Poireau's clock.
[08/23/14 10:27:33] Cypher [29/551] has challenged Diesel [269/389] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/24/14 08:33:30] kaplejon [177/438] has come upon Cypher [35/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:42 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[08/25/14 01:37:06] Cypher [532/551] has come upon Vostok [448/795] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:40:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/25/14 03:55:31] Cypher [8/551] has challenged Ennd [387/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:14:51 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/25/14 11:52:13] Nathan, Cypher, and Virtual [146/2172] have team battled sjefen6, a1291762, and dxrt [1208/1867] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/14 18:09:47] Fluttershy [4/354] has challenged Cypher [358/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/26/14 06:51:35] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:04 towards level 56.
[08/26/14 07:03:33] Plasmastar [383/462] has challenged Cypher [9/551] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:12:23 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[08/27/14 04:01:12] godog [176/329] has challenged Cypher [17/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from godog's clock.
[08/28/14 05:18:58] Cypher [204/551] has challenged Derpy [126/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:27:23 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/28/14 16:26:36] yawgmoth [385/499] has challenged Cypher [79/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[08/29/14 03:33:20] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:30 towards level 56.
[08/29/14 15:07:13] Cypher burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Cypher's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/14 18:24:40] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:51 towards level 56.
[08/30/14 17:45:12] suterismus, allo, and Cypher [2206/2640] have team battled DemosDemon, desspugne, and mostlybadfly [1903/1975] and won! 2 days, 03:36:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/14 20:40:21] archlich [10/597] has challenged Cypher [140/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:09 is added to archlich's clock.
[08/31/14 13:27:21] gravis [66/360] has challenged Cypher [458/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to gravis's clock.
[08/31/14 13:28:54] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:28:04 is added to his clock.
[09/01/14 03:33:14] MadHatter [202/464] has come upon Cypher [158/548] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:22:33 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[09/01/14 16:25:02] Cypher set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:33:23 from level 56.
[09/02/14 07:23:21] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:12:10 is added to his clock.
[09/02/14 07:56:51] Cypher [345/548] has challenged eva42 [367/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:55 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/02/14 18:37:19] paysties [504/557] has come upon Cypher [443/548] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:35:56 is removed from paysties's clock.
[09/02/14 23:08:43] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:28 towards level 56.
[09/03/14 02:35:10] Cypher, Tenorman, and Boohbah [1621/1756] have team battled lolwut, Babar, and FrodoTheHobbit [2000/2251] and lost! 1 day, 09:19:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/14 04:02:36] Cypher [194/548] has challenged Birdbones [809/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:52:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/04/14 00:42:23] Cypher [377/548] has come upon Derpy [154/427] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:32:10 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/04/14 01:52:15] Anderson [122/193] has challenged Cypher [499/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Anderson's clock.
[09/04/14 08:54:59] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:56 towards level 56.
[09/04/14 20:04:58] TauPan, clonak, and elf [1514/1659] have team battled Trondby, Cypher, and prattmic [717/1834] and won! 0 days, 03:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/14 03:56:23] IdleMaster [403/459] has come upon Cypher [295/548] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:22:49 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/06/14 20:37:08] chuzzy [128/199] has challenged Cypher [494/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to chuzzy's clock.
[09/07/14 16:11:47] pipework [47/353] has come upon Cypher [26/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:42:01 is removed from pipework's clock.
[09/07/14 23:38:09] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:43:58 is added to his clock.
[09/08/14 05:32:18] Mateusz [457/627] has come upon Cypher [305/548] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:26:11 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[09/08/14 22:06:20] argus [269/805] has challenged Cypher [374/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:02 is added to argus's clock.
[09/09/14 20:13:04] Cypher [221/548] has challenged Wayneoween [360/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/10/14 03:50:02] honkybonky [24/661] has challenged Cypher [467/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[09/10/14 14:19:35] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:11 towards level 56.
[09/11/14 03:25:10] aarontc [197/584] has come upon Cypher [77/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:05:06 is removed from aarontc's clock.
[09/11/14 13:18:42] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:52 from level 56.
[09/11/14 13:47:42] Cypher [16/548] has challenged DanYELL [184/396] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/11/14 16:40:14] charitwo, Cooter, and TehKitti [438/1280] have team battled zid, Cypher, and Sixbierehomme [249/1355] and won! 0 days, 05:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/14 19:53:50] Fluttershy, Majak, and a1291762 [465/1351] have team battled Nathan, Cypher, and zid [242/1505] and won! 0 days, 18:00:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/14 01:40:32] Cypher [249/548] has come upon XenGi [491/898] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:58:54 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/12/14 05:09:31] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:11 towards level 57.
[09/13/14 13:14:24] Darky, Cypher, and gipyelrah [334/2077] have team battled AngryParsley, discopig, and Lenny [122/2299] and won! 0 days, 09:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/14 05:48:12] Cypher [492/548] has challenged discopig [97/418] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:22:36 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/14/14 07:42:08] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:13:03 towards level 57.
[09/15/14 16:10:38] ReGan [60/120] has come upon Cypher [275/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:38 is added to ReGan's clock.
[09/17/14 07:09:24] Cypher [74/548] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [283/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:24:18 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/17/14 11:10:32] Cypher [134/548] has challenged kenyon [322/1033] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:07:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/17/14 18:31:32] discopig [253/418] has come upon Cypher [160/548] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:03:22 is removed from discopig's clock.
[09/18/14 08:11:23] droogie [484/829] has challenged Cypher [79/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from droogie's clock.
[09/18/14 17:12:55] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:57 towards level 57.
[09/19/14 01:23:45] Cypher [507/548] has challenged a1291762 [468/655] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:51:04 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/19/14 12:26:54] Cypher [449/548] has challenged PiotrekD [729/805] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:59:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/19/14 14:27:27] Cypher [135/548] has challenged Bender [447/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/20/14 09:32:43] digitaldonk [463/1026] has challenged Cypher [150/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:53 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[09/20/14 11:33:17] Cypher [530/548] has challenged MadHatter [59/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:20:01 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/20/14 17:34:57] Diesel [232/391] has challenged Cypher [311/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:04 is added to Diesel's clock.
[09/21/14 06:08:07] Anderson, sasaniak, Sixbierehomme, and Cypher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/14 08:27:29] Cypher stole yasdorian's level 78 ring while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 58 ring behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[09/22/14 03:22:15] tinpusher [191/321] has challenged Cypher [482/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to tinpusher's clock.
[09/22/14 05:20:35] MadHatter [455/464] has come upon Cypher [164/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:07:03 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[09/22/14 05:54:16] woonack, AbrahamLinksys, and Spazturtle [683/1979] have team battled bigjay, Frogging101, and Cypher [215/1572] and won! 3 days, 09:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/14 19:48:07] Troxa, disk, and eva42 [138/1097] have team battled sjefen6, r00f, and Cypher [1117/1358] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/14 09:24:04] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:40 towards level 57.
[09/24/14 07:20:56] DemosDemon, filinep, and MetaNova [137/1590] have team battled cxz, Sixbierehomme, and Cypher [995/1325] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/14 15:27:26] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:43 towards level 57.
[09/24/14 20:06:57] Cypher [349/566] has challenged simple [102/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/25/14 17:54:28] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:42 towards level 57.
[09/27/14 21:31:11] Cypher discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:36 towards level 57.
[09/28/14 12:14:33] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:31 towards level 57.
[10/01/14 07:01:23] Cypher [424/569] has challenged kenyon [56/1014] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/02/14 05:11:54] aucg [161/705] has come upon Cypher [382/569] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:12:46 is added to aucg's clock.
[10/02/14 19:08:56] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:14 towards level 58.
[10/03/14 10:21:08] Cypher, Hydrogenum, Kartoffelsuppe, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/14 17:42:49] sasaniak, Cypher, and Cenhinen [1017/1791] have team battled Revi, yasdorian, and droogie [955/1965] and won! 3 days, 10:14:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/14 21:29:30] jbroome [144/609] has challenged Cypher [286/569] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:35:36 is added to jbroome's clock.
[10/04/14 02:42:52] clonak [484/529] has come upon Cypher [453/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:59 is removed from clonak's clock.
[10/04/14 03:23:27] w3stside, yano, and aarontc [1900/1984] have team battled Ttech, Cypher, and Quix0te [546/2208] and won! 0 days, 01:13:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/14 10:58:20] Cypher [467/569] has come upon SlowRiot [3/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:33:09 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/05/14 19:46:38] Cypher has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:50 from level 58.
[10/05/14 22:32:05] pipework [197/435] has challenged Cypher [369/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to pipework's clock.
[10/06/14 13:18:46] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:02 towards level 58.
[10/06/14 19:30:04] Apollo [157/167] has come upon Cypher [237/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:30 is added to Apollo's clock.
[10/07/14 04:36:07] theblazehen [16/369] has challenged Cypher [106/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to theblazehen's clock.
[10/07/14 05:49:26] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:14 towards level 58.
[10/09/14 10:25:32] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:11 towards level 58.
[10/10/14 14:16:22] Cypher [17/569] has challenged _stink_ [157/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/11/14 00:06:35] Cypher, Derpy, and pekster [809/1766] have team battled dindinx, Danthemandoo, and Chosi [606/1511] and won! 0 days, 05:22:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/14 20:45:00] yawgmoth, _stink_, and h00k [234/1898] have team battled Cypher, CornFly, and Flynn [1211/1552] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/14 01:24:22] mthw, dwfreed, Cypher, and ChiefRA have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/14 05:35:25] Sixbierehomme [383/523] has challenged Cypher [4/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:40:26 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/13/14 12:45:26] Cypher [513/569] has come upon ajhgfa [58/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/13/14 16:43:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 22:27:46 toward level 58.
[10/14/14 06:29:31] Cypher [269/574] has challenged Barry [392/573] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/15/14 17:34:26] L235 [181/429] has challenged Cypher [549/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to L235's clock.
[10/16/14 02:01:50] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:35 towards level 59.
[10/16/14 08:10:06] sjefen6 [44/400] has come upon Cypher [299/574] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:23:56 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/16/14 19:57:59] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:30:47 is added to his clock.
[10/17/14 15:58:05] Cypher died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:37:13 from level 59.
[10/18/14 00:34:29] c0de, dindinx, and m0shbear [1114/1885] have team battled Boohbah, Cypher, and gravis [115/1490] and won! 0 days, 19:10:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/14 19:53:43] Sturmvogel, Albeit_J, and prattmic [361/1351] have team battled Cypher, aucg, and Shayanjm [1400/1793] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/14 23:17:50] Lightstalker [338/529] has challenged Cypher [399/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[10/20/14 17:35:32] Cypher [107/574] has challenged CFSworks [293/731] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:20:48 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/21/14 20:54:41] Sir_Mobber, discopig, and Cypher [1093/1269] have team battled Simie, davidfg4, and Spazturtle [1780/2122] and lost! 0 days, 03:51:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/14 23:46:01] kenyon [232/1084] has challenged Cypher [72/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:26:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/21/14 23:46:01] In the fierce battle, Cypher dropped his level 78 ring! kenyon picks it up, tossing his old level 66 ring to Cypher.
[10/22/14 19:36:54] Cypher misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:56:17 from level 59.
[10/23/14 19:25:07] ruan, digitaldonk, and Cypher [807/2627] have team battled vrillusions, sedrik, and Lightstalker [1305/2126] and lost! 1 day, 21:45:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/14 23:43:15] NeonBlue [5/52] has challenged Cypher [283/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to NeonBlue's clock.
[11/03/14 15:00:22] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:11:40 towards level 59.
[11/04/14 02:22:54] argus [624/786] has challenged Cypher [221/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:30:50 is removed from argus's clock.
[11/04/14 22:41:34] Beavis [22/995] has come upon Cypher [518/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:36 is added to Beavis's clock.
[11/05/14 02:42:13] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:19:42 towards level 59.
[11/06/14 17:05:22] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:42:55 towards level 59.
[11/06/14 23:10:43] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:21 towards level 59.
[11/07/14 02:20:19] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:42:52 is added to his clock.
[11/07/14 06:10:57] Curlybear, SchrodingersScat, and duke [445/1587] have team battled Cypher, vegadark, and Birdbones [1717/1890] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/14 15:46:59] cale250 [6/258] has challenged Cypher [8/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to cale250's clock.

[11/08/14 11:45:33] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:15:19 towards level 59.
[11/08/14 12:31:41] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/14 12:59:48] Cypher [542/567] has challenged CFSworks [16/731] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:08:48 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/08/14 18:16:09] pekster [432/501] has come upon Cypher [25/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:44:32 is removed from pekster's clock.
[11/09/14 10:23:33] lanier [9/240] has challenged Cypher [277/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to lanier's clock.
[11/09/14 20:45:38] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:00 towards level 59.
[11/09/14 21:48:15] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:22:12 from level 59.
[11/10/14 10:51:00] davidfg4 [150/507] has come upon Cypher [464/567] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:52:06 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[11/10/14 22:57:36] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:28:56 from level 59.
[11/12/14 18:57:36] shandor [58/429] has come upon Cypher [219/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:53 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/13/14 12:22:51] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:07 towards level 59.
[11/13/14 22:39:27] Trondby [83/621] has challenged Cypher [553/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:46 is added to Trondby's clock.
[11/14/14 00:24:06] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:53 towards level 59.
[11/14/14 14:52:20] Cypher stole Pranker's level 37 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 30 pair of boots behind, which Pranker then takes.
[11/14/14 14:58:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 10 days, 23:45:24 toward level 59.
[11/15/14 08:23:22] Gunther [550/569] has come upon Cypher [97/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:43:25 is removed from Gunther's clock.
[11/15/14 22:48:01] Cypher [485/573] has come upon edo [341/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:52 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/16/14 03:56:18] Cypher [267/573] has challenged bendem [78/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:54 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/16/14 23:17:17] Lucien, Cameron_D, and ovf [785/1862] have team battled Ttech, Cypher, and MontyZuma [603/2708] and won! 0 days, 07:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/14 13:09:43] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:42 towards level 59.
[11/18/14 11:14:06] Cypher [488/573] has challenged bendem [522/528] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/19/14 16:22:50] XJR-9 [424/730] has challenged Cypher [322/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:04:19 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[11/19/14 20:05:08] Cypher, ryushe, and simple [128/1981] have team battled Andries, Curlybear, and Hydrogenum [1432/1830] and lost! 0 days, 12:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/14 14:21:06] NightExcessive [198/260] has challenged Cypher [530/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to NightExcessive's clock.
[11/21/14 14:37:22] Cypher [73/573] has challenged c0de [214/646] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:14:38 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/21/14 23:40:14] Cypher [520/573] has challenged Diesel [258/399] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:46:02 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/23/14 02:48:42] Cypher [49/573] has challenged m0shbear [344/795] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:08:37 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/23/14 09:50:53] Meistarin [777/867] has challenged Cypher [546/573] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:12:56 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[11/24/14 00:55:37] Cypher [138/573] has challenged Krenz [737/859] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:36:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/25/14 16:05:00] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:58:27 towards level 60.
[11/26/14 03:58:25] ryushe [411/916] has come upon Cypher [226/573] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:20:23 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[11/27/14 04:26:07] Cypher [46/576] has come upon sasaniak [89/650] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:24:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/27/14 11:19:46] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:31:38 towards level 60.
[11/27/14 15:16:53] reim [98/325] has challenged Cypher [78/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from reim's clock.
[11/27/14 17:40:12] Cypher, CornFly, and RBecker [47/1326] have team battled discopig, greycat, and Darky [1358/1841] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/14 22:37:39] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:55:53 towards level 60.
[11/29/14 04:00:11] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:45:33 towards level 60.
[11/29/14 11:10:11] a1291762, Kyree, and Cypher [1427/1675] have team battled yang, Meistarin, and Str1ngS [424/1787] and won! 0 days, 06:43:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/14 23:48:21] Silvanus_Betrium, Cypher, and spillere [147/1461] have team battled digitaldonk, desspugne, and JuanMaestro [1535/2217] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/14 09:58:43] RBecker [1/294] has challenged Cypher [520/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/30/14 11:15:48] kapitanluffy [253/536] has come upon Cypher [319/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:26:22 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[11/30/14 18:47:16] Cypher [128/576] has challenged dindinx [447/566] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:45:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/02/14 06:41:28] Cypher [283/576] has come upon allo [422/497] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:18:10 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/02/14 19:03:03] allo [168/497] has challenged Cypher [268/576] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:21:07 is added to allo's clock.
[12/04/14 14:42:31] Cypher [281/576] has come upon trn [111/138] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:35:05 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/05/14 03:41:08] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:31:50 from level 60.
[12/06/14 01:18:36] Hydrogenum, Nathan, and Shr3k [1029/1993] have team battled verrbot, SpamMage, and Cypher [51/1626] and won! 0 days, 08:25:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/14 07:55:56] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:01:41 from level 60.
[12/06/14 17:23:28] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:34 towards level 60.
[12/07/14 02:36:28] Cypher [528/576] has challenged lipek [1008/1025] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:26:51 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/07/14 13:25:24] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:32:19 towards level 60.
[12/07/14 14:40:19] Cypher [32/576] has challenged Adar [384/819] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:42:34 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/08/14 01:24:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 5 days, 10:37:04 toward level 60.
[12/08/14 03:44:35] Cypher [535/576] has challenged Egypt [19/222] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:28:38 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/08/14 03:48:33] Cypher [182/576] has come upon naw [161/523] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:48:35 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/08/14 05:02:11] Egypt [6/252] has challenged Cypher [190/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Egypt's clock.
[12/09/14 18:20:07] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:31 towards level 60.
[12/10/14 06:39:27] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:46 towards level 60.
[12/10/14 07:45:47] zid [303/465] has challenged Cypher [293/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from zid's clock.
[12/10/14 07:45:47] zid has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:08:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/11/14 02:41:59] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:11 towards level 60.
[12/11/14 10:09:57] TauPan [209/349] has challenged Cypher [366/576] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:40:56 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/11/14 14:32:16] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:00:02 from level 60.
[12/11/14 14:33:13] G33KY [578/674] has come upon Cypher [0/576] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:00:09 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[12/12/14 23:08:23] Eksarion, Ed, and Cypher [519/1371] have team battled ruan, Boohbah, and keeper_c [1364/2436] and lost! 0 days, 05:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/14 02:25:57] LordH [87/310] has challenged Cypher [491/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to LordH's clock.
[12/15/14 16:43:33] Cypher [54/576] has challenged irix [16/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:11:30 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/15/14 16:47:20] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:26:04 is added to his clock.
[12/17/14 11:36:46] Cypher, pixelate, and yasdorian [764/1733] have team battled kapitanluffy, suterismus, and FrodoTheHobbit [1106/2653] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/14 01:04:33] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:22 towards level 60.
[12/18/14 02:49:12] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:11:53 from level 60.
[12/18/14 08:32:19] h00k [819/889] has come upon Cypher [201/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:16:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/19/14 16:25:11] argus, Cypher, and G33KY [239/2037] have team battled Avon, Weedle, and h00k [2468/2617] and lost! 1 day, 12:12:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/14 16:27:26] charitwo [379/487] has come upon Cypher [149/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:11:39 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[12/19/14 17:15:06] Cypher [328/576] has challenged MetaNova [243/613] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:00:05 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/19/14 18:15:27] bendem [3/570] has challenged Cypher [255/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:13 is added to bendem's clock.
[12/19/14 23:43:28] Tenorman [262/815] has challenged Cypher [481/576] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/22/14 05:44:23] L235 [258/378] has challenged Cypher [83/576] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from L235's clock.
[12/22/14 20:19:25] Cypher broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:35:59 from level 60.
[12/23/14 07:35:56] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:10 towards level 60.
[12/24/14 05:39:14] Gerdesas [320/610] has come upon Cypher [132/576] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:15:04 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[12/24/14 07:14:58] Cypher [481/576] has challenged G33KY [353/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/24/14 19:18:33] Cypher [382/576] has challenged neo [473/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/26/14 01:27:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 2 days, 05:31:59 toward level 60.
[12/26/14 15:15:50] Cypher [538/576] has challenged XJR-9 [606/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/26/14 18:05:37] Cypher was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:30 from level 60.
[12/27/14 07:23:14] Cypher [516/581] has challenged Ed [10/486] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:50:12 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/28/14 06:15:09] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:55:11 towards level 61.
[12/28/14 15:29:58] Cypher [403/581] has challenged kensington [156/450] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:08:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/28/14 23:32:32] Cypher [552/581] has challenged r00f [136/417] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:24:22 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/29/14 09:35:42] Cypher [2/581] has challenged Weedle [530/669] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:57:30 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/30/14 03:37:43] SlowRiot, m0shbear, and Rarity [1955/2039] have team battled XJR-9, godog, and Cypher [1674/1729] and won! 0 days, 15:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 12:37:46] Zanoab, Gizmokid2005, and Cypher [1383/2032] have team battled irix, MadHatter, and eva42 [499/2026] and won! 0 days, 15:23:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 14:57:20] MetaNova, Cypher, and kork [135/1605] have team battled Valkor, snooker, and Misza [566/1718] and lost! 4 days, 09:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/14 02:00:07] Silvanus_Betrium, Cypher, and L235 [344/1383] have team battled yasdorian, Cameron_D, and SirMonkeybox [2206/2604] and lost! 0 days, 13:01:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/14 08:44:37] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:20:42 towards level 61.
[01/01/15 05:45:39] Cypher [321/581] has come upon bairyn [467/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:21:22 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/02/15 00:06:19] Cypher [408/581] has challenged ChasedSpade [334/350] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:03:16 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/03/15 02:15:43] Cypher [174/581] has challenged jbroome [426/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/03/15 10:12:20] Cypher [224/581] has come upon Ennd [218/522] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:00:25 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/03/15 22:33:36] davidfg4 [491/533] has challenged Cypher [136/581] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[01/04/15 09:46:12] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:14:23 from level 61.
[01/05/15 12:21:33] FrodoTheHobbit [389/910] has come upon Cypher [338/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:15 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[01/05/15 15:25:10] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:58 towards level 61.
[01/06/15 02:50:33] woonack [754/775] has challenged Cypher [202/581] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:15:51 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/06/15 07:15:50] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:52 towards level 61.
[01/06/15 16:16:22] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:09 towards level 61.
[01/08/15 00:07:42] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:37 towards level 61.
[01/08/15 00:54:03] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:59 from level 61.
[01/08/15 16:46:53] Cypher was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:50 from level 61.
[01/09/15 09:09:16] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:25 towards level 61.
[01/09/15 20:17:56] Cypher [283/581] has challenged Str1ngS [146/392] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:23:32 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/10/15 07:16:54] archlich [11/601] has come upon Cypher [110/581] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:12:00 is added to archlich's clock.
[01/10/15 15:45:37] Cypher [28/581] has come upon Xpktro [162/439] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:47:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/11/15 08:04:13] Cypher [507/581] has come upon Ttech [1222/1312] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:31:41 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/12/15 10:34:37] Cypher [148/585] has come upon bogdan [70/106] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:43:52 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/13/15 08:12:15] Cypher ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:50:00 from level 61.
[01/13/15 13:46:20] bogdan [62/204] has challenged Cypher [345/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to bogdan's clock.
[01/14/15 05:20:47] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:40:58 is added to his clock.
[01/14/15 06:44:57] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:43:31 towards level 61.
[01/15/15 12:08:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 3 days, 17:03:28 toward level 61.
[01/16/15 11:50:20] Cypher, zid, and discopig [1102/1396] have team battled Curlybear, igorastds, and charitwo [969/1501] and won! 0 days, 09:50:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/15 14:10:13] Cypher [386/580] has challenged neo [655/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:36:03 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/16/15 15:10:30] Cypher [293/580] has challenged greycat [544/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/16/15 19:11:44] argus [170/753] has challenged Cypher [536/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:57 is added to argus's clock.
[01/18/15 01:20:07] Pici [590/671] has challenged Cypher [109/580] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:45:15 is removed from Pici's clock.
[01/18/15 01:20:07] Pici has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:45:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/18/15 08:14:15] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:35 from level 61.
[01/19/15 02:06:40] Jareeta, yasdorian, and NightExcessive [1480/2273] have team battled rotta, greycat, and Cypher [51/1695] and won! 0 days, 21:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/15 10:21:53] double [533/549] has challenged Cypher [214/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:21 is removed from double's clock.
[01/20/15 09:59:59] iViLe, irix, and Andries [1308/2198] have team battled Lemelisk, Simie, and Cypher [876/2021] and won! 1 day, 13:57:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 19:13:45] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:48 from level 61.
[01/22/15 21:31:44] honkybonky, SubWolf, and Lemelisk [261/1410] have team battled Cypher, RBecker, and Thracky [1135/1148] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/15 21:38:18] Iconium [92/123] has challenged Cypher [462/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Iconium's clock.
[01/24/15 12:03:00] Cypher slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Cypher's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/15 20:36:41] Glass [130/221] has come upon Cypher [462/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:32 is added to Glass's clock.
[01/26/15 03:05:51] grooverider [629/980] has challenged Cypher [464/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:10 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[01/26/15 18:10:04] clearcasting [451/479] has challenged Cypher [471/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:11 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[01/27/15 09:18:31] Meistarin, damyan, and sjefen6 [1599/1625] have team battled Agusanz, Thracky, and Cypher [483/1261] and won! 0 days, 02:14:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/15 02:26:05] Cypher [448/574] has come upon Frogging101 [224/748] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:42:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/29/15 06:08:46] blizgerg, FrodoTheHobbit, and reim [1526/2269] have team battled yano, desspugne, and Cypher [821/2432] and won! 0 days, 08:16:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/15 18:19:36] Cypher [241/574] has challenged Plasmastar [151/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/30/15 04:59:57] Cypher [264/592] has challenged zid [311/764] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/31/15 04:12:43] yasdorian, lipek, and edo [2115/2449] have team battled Cypher, Cenhinen, and Simie [74/1982] and won! 1 day, 10:48:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/15 13:38:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 11 days, 23:49:22 toward level 62.
[02/02/15 23:11:49] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:12:51 towards level 62.
[02/02/15 23:38:20] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:49:02 is added to his clock.
[02/03/15 04:53:04] shandor [530/658] has challenged Cypher [511/592] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:27:55 is removed from shandor's clock.
[02/03/15 04:57:32] Cypher [195/592] has come upon MetaNova [41/612] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:57:33 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/04/15 12:53:21] zid, a1291762, and SubWolf [526/1735] have team battled brendan, clonak, and Cypher [1099/1918] and lost! 0 days, 07:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/15 14:32:24] naw [381/530] has come upon Cypher [543/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:43:39 is added to naw's clock.
[02/05/15 23:01:32] Cypher [460/592] has come upon Eksarion [220/372] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:07:42 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/06/15 19:23:24] Nayru [266/504] has challenged Cypher [209/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:49 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[02/07/15 01:42:15] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:14:05 from level 62.
[02/07/15 21:37:52] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:33 towards level 62.
[02/08/15 10:48:45] Cypher, shandor, and Meistarin [970/2108] have team battled clonak, Eksarion, and sjefen6 [872/1349] and won! 1 day, 10:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/15 19:35:32] Trondby [226/550] has come upon Cypher [40/592] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:07:28 is removed from Trondby's clock.
[02/08/15 23:41:03] Cypher [296/592] has challenged gipyelrah [734/948] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:44:24 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/09/15 01:09:10] Cypher, burnsie, and TauPan [455/1230] have team battled sasaniak, csssuf, and nfsnobody [526/1715] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/15 01:25:19] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:21:34 is added to his clock.
[02/09/15 15:48:40] Cypher [423/592] has come upon BlastHardcheese [16/928] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:52:19 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/10/15 04:51:02] pants [58/413] has challenged Cypher [11/592] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:50:18 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/10/15 19:42:59] h00k [97/892] has challenged Cypher [140/592] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/11/15 08:14:02] Kinsmir, Wyverna, and Cypher [388/1638] have team battled Jens, bigjay, and honkybonky [357/2083] and won! 0 days, 10:25:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/15 12:50:42] Cypher broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:01:23 from level 62.
[02/12/15 17:11:29] Cypher [8/592] has challenged aucg [249/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:22:36 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/13/15 17:42:23] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:02:28 from level 62.
[02/14/15 07:43:17] Cypher misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:56:53 from level 62.
[02/14/15 11:09:55] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:55:22 from level 62.
[02/14/15 14:05:34] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:44:28 towards level 62.
[02/14/15 19:13:29] kenyon [962/1186] has come upon Cypher [266/592] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:33:24 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/15/15 00:30:10] Cypher [566/592] has challenged Charris [290/389] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:43:51 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/15/15 05:40:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 4 days, 01:09:05 toward level 62.
[02/16/15 13:15:46] Brainiac [143/292] has challenged Cypher [225/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/16/15 19:18:19] Cypher, desspugne, and Totengeist [2010/2337] have team battled jholtom, SubWolf, and NezumiRyu [570/1110] and won! 1 day, 01:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 03:47:41] Cypher [478/592] has challenged Crysters [0/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:22:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/17/15 07:26:38] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:45 towards level 62.
[02/17/15 08:49:17] Cypher [191/592] has challenged Eksarion [261/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:01 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/17/15 23:15:13] jenksy [8/11] has challenged Cypher [449/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/18/15 07:40:34] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:02 towards level 62.
[02/20/15 03:11:25] Cypher [184/592] has challenged Charris [245/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:05:11 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/20/15 04:41:10] ProgramMax [244/267] has challenged Cypher [80/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from ProgramMax's clock.
[02/20/15 08:14:44] Cypher EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:31 from level 62.
[02/20/15 16:27:27] Cypher ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:44 from level 62.
[02/21/15 06:20:41] Cypher [46/592] has challenged SlowRiot [773/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:28 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/23/15 01:52:35] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:16 towards level 62.
[02/23/15 06:12:53] Andries [346/491] has challenged Cypher [478/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/24/15 15:48:32] Cypher [146/592] has challenged idisjunction [12/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:25 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/25/15 18:26:26] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:04:36 is added to his clock.
[02/26/15 00:22:03] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:52 from level 62.
[02/27/15 16:49:55] jenksy [43/270] has challenged Cypher [341/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/27/15 21:38:53] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:19 towards level 62.
[02/28/15 09:33:17] riv, Beavis, and Cypher [1136/1815] have team battled prattmic, tmberg, and mthw [1441/2500] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/15 11:17:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 03:26:36 toward level 62.
[02/28/15 15:41:59] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:29:10 is added to his clock.
[03/01/15 02:12:11] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:11 towards level 62.
[03/01/15 07:13:17] Krenz, ganja, and clearcasting [1748/1782] have team battled PiotrekD, brendan, and Cypher [1927/2125] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/15 22:32:34] IdleMaster [14/391] has challenged Cypher [561/592] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:53:00 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/02/15 08:20:48] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:40 towards level 62.
[03/02/15 15:21:38] Cypher [61/649] has challenged ChiefRA [214/542] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/03/15 06:03:01] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:27:56 towards level 63.
[03/03/15 19:31:40] csssuf, Simie, and Jareeta [751/2528] have team battled Fluttershy, Cypher, and mthw [2236/2239] and lost! 2 days, 01:12:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 23:02:11] DataSmythe [35/298] has challenged Cypher [258/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to DataSmythe's clock.
[03/04/15 15:11:20] honkybonky, zid, and droogie [850/2306] have team battled Cypher, nfsnobody, and csssuf [1010/1924] and lost! 2 days, 22:46:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/15 17:08:52] Virtual [382/1091] has challenged Cypher [283/649] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/05/15 20:16:45] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:45:43 towards level 63.
[03/06/15 05:43:20] Cypher [23/649] has come upon prattmic [295/765] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:47:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/07/15 14:05:02] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:35:48 is added to his clock.
[03/08/15 05:00:41] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:57:05 towards level 63.
[03/08/15 22:07:37] Cypher died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:16:33 from level 63.
[03/10/15 23:47:29] ChasedSpade [398/553] has challenged Cypher [470/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:57:30 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[03/12/15 18:38:02] Cypher [219/649] has come upon strugart [513/747] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:07:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/14/15 05:29:17] Cypher, ChasedSpade, and sedrik [1309/1824] have team battled mthw, Soappy, and Birdbones [740/2467] and won! 0 days, 04:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 06:23:48] Crazycatlady [203/333] has challenged Cypher [64/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/15/15 18:57:25] Tenorman, paramourne, and Asara [957/1589] have team battled MetaNova, zouave, and Cypher [1231/1688] and lost! 0 days, 06:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/15 19:41:55] Cypher [54/649] has come upon nfsnobody [408/576] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:49:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/16/15 09:32:58] droogie [145/850] has challenged Cypher [460/649] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:28:02 is added to droogie's clock.
[03/17/15 04:40:54] Cypher [324/649] has come upon Krenz [187/932] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:53:23 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/19/15 11:16:01] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:55 towards level 63.
[03/20/15 04:12:46] Cypher got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:17:16 from level 63.
[03/20/15 05:56:33] sasaniak, Jens, and woonack [396/2372] have team battled Tenorman, Cypher, and Kyree [1490/1985] and lost! 3 days, 20:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 08:51:57] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:22:54 towards level 63.
[03/20/15 18:09:06] Cypher [432/649] has challenged jeaye [331/619] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:59:55 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/20/15 21:52:24] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:08 towards level 63.
[03/20/15 23:56:09] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:53 towards level 63.
[03/21/15 16:07:06] Trozz [228/238] has challenged Cypher [605/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Trozz's clock.
[03/22/15 07:11:41] Nayru, Syloq, and discopig [179/1214] have team battled Cypher, sjefen6, and pants [688/1507] and lost! 1 day, 00:24:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/15 07:23:32] Alric` [57/288] has challenged Cypher [120/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Alric`'s clock.
[03/22/15 23:27:36] Cypher [292/649] has challenged kenyon [758/1226] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:33:50 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/23/15 09:28:48] Beavis [68/1021] has come upon Cypher [107/649] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:23:21 is added to Beavis's clock.
[03/26/15 11:30:47] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:59:57 towards level 63.
[03/27/15 13:18:41] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:25 towards level 63.
[03/28/15 00:16:21] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:16 towards level 63.
[03/28/15 04:14:27] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:53 from level 63.
[03/28/15 14:08:05] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/15 05:39:08] gravis, XJR-9, and Majak [1412/1644] have team battled droogie, Cypher, and Tartarus [97/1867] and won! 1 day, 02:57:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 12:04:32] Cypher [460/648] has come upon Gatewayy [230/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:48:11 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/29/15 16:01:27] csssuf, SchrodingersScat, and dxrt [1896/2009] have team battled sjums_the_great, jenksy, and Cypher [561/1128] and won! 1 day, 11:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 06:21:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 6 days, 00:52:33 toward level 63.
[03/30/15 09:32:46] argus [465/675] has challenged Cypher [337/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:15:44 is removed from argus's clock.
[03/30/15 09:37:39] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:24 from level 63.
[03/30/15 21:53:46] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:20 towards level 63.
[03/31/15 06:46:17] Cypher slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Cypher's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/15 03:34:40] sasaniak, Cypher, and neo [1662/2049] have team battled archlich, Kyree, and Meistarin [870/1859] and won! 0 days, 13:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 08:58:10] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:01 towards level 63.
[04/01/15 14:24:19] Cypher ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:14 from level 63.
[04/02/15 10:45:21] Cypher [473/641] has come upon pfoley [262/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:48 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/02/15 16:51:56] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:45 towards level 63.
[04/02/15 18:49:56] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:36 towards level 63.
[04/03/15 07:07:39] Nayru [386/513] has challenged Cypher [489/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:40 is added to Nayru's clock.
[04/04/15 12:49:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 01:53:11 toward level 63.
[04/05/15 13:32:25] Cypher [197/641] has come upon Wyverna [65/527] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/05/15 16:19:44] Cypher [791/832] has challenged ToxicMouse [206/563] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/05/15 17:13:54] charitwo [331/496] has come upon Cypher [533/832] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:33:23 is added to charitwo's clock.
[04/05/15 21:28:48] Cypher ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:08:24 from level 64.
[04/09/15 01:05:29] Cypher lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:23:33 from level 64.
[04/10/15 00:56:58] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:10:56 is added to his clock.
[04/10/15 14:03:45] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:48 towards level 64.
[04/10/15 18:25:10] Cypher [52/832] has come upon simple [174/520] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:14:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/11/15 10:46:00] godog, nfsnobody, and benoliver999 [412/1377] have team battled identd, gipyelrah, and Cypher [171/2765] and won! 0 days, 00:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/15 14:56:45] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:19:33 towards level 64.
[04/12/15 03:55:46] benoliver999 [14/241] has challenged Cypher [294/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to benoliver999's clock.
[04/12/15 05:19:41] Majak [177/410] has come upon Cypher [556/832] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:34:03 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/12/15 06:17:52] Hydrogenum, Cypher, and kork [427/2211] have team battled pfoley, iViLe, and shandor [44/2522] and won! 2 days, 08:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 10:36:16] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 21:36:54 is added to his clock.
[04/13/15 07:41:32] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:08:21 towards level 64.
[04/13/15 20:27:44] shandor [181/695] has come upon Cypher [382/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:08 is added to shandor's clock.
[04/13/15 22:54:15] SynthesizerPatel [102/123] has challenged Cypher [625/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/14/15 06:47:49] Cypher [671/832] has challenged SirMonkeybox [584/716] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:54:44 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/16/15 03:50:01] jsrn_of_the_naps [201/435] has come upon Cypher [736/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:28 is added to jsrn_of_the_naps's clock.
[04/16/15 07:55:34] Cypher stole h00k's level 273 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 269 pair of boots behind, which h00k then takes.
[04/16/15 14:32:06] Kratos [219/244] has challenged Cypher [821/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Kratos's clock.
[04/16/15 22:37:45] Fluttershy, Cypher, and Foible [1111/1982] have team battled Doctor, irix, and elf [960/2570] and won! 0 days, 01:06:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/15 05:15:54] yasdorian [730/795] has come upon Cypher [566/836] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:40:45 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[04/18/15 01:21:36] idisjunction [71/865] has challenged Cypher [606/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/18/15 09:01:07] Cypher [781/836] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [47/308] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:11:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/18/15 22:07:37] Cygnix [37/314] has challenged Cypher [397/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Cygnix's clock.
[04/19/15 07:35:24] Cypher [547/836] has come upon Soappy [444/764] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:38:01 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/19/15 12:35:03] Cypher [502/836] has come upon enCyde [27/328] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:31:40 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/19/15 15:11:10] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:03 towards level 64.
[04/19/15 23:36:58] Cypher [570/836] has challenged spaceCore [57/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:44:43 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/20/15 07:40:02] Cypher met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:00:29 from level 64.
[04/20/15 20:05:54] agrajag, h00k, and Syloq [1516/1799] have team battled Cypher, Soappy, and simple [1087/2120] and won! 0 days, 00:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 17:26:14] Cypher slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Cypher's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/15 12:59:40] m1ndgames [125/149] has challenged Cypher [687/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to m1ndgames's clock.
[04/27/15 04:37:33] Cypher [121/830] has challenged identd [769/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:38:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/28/15 02:27:37] Cypher ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:20:47 from level 64.
[04/28/15 09:08:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:54:01 from level 64.
[04/28/15 22:09:48] cirdan, honkybonky, and Cypher [1589/2308] have team battled discopig, Kyree, and sasaniak [99/1591] and won! 1 day, 19:22:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/15 05:02:26] nfsnobody, Charris, and ruan [318/1657] have team battled greycat, charitwo, and Cypher [1072/2198] and lost! 1 day, 16:18:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/15 23:10:24] dindinx [132/551] has challenged Cypher [429/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:53 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/02/15 11:28:45] SlowRiot [961/975] has come upon Cypher [747/830] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:45:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/04/15 17:46:07] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:51 towards level 64.
[05/04/15 19:08:03] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:01 towards level 64.
[05/05/15 00:56:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 2 days, 19:41:42 toward level 64.
[05/05/15 03:44:46] keepermurf, csssuf, Cypher, and SirMonkeybox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/15 03:47:32] Cypher [720/830] has challenged Brom [82/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/05/15 09:25:00] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:21 towards level 64.
[05/05/15 10:19:32] Cypher, cirdan, and yasdorian [1398/2409] have team battled enCyde, ajhgfa, and IdleMaster [880/1191] and won! 1 day, 05:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 20:15:50] Cypher was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:39 from level 64.
[05/06/15 01:22:35] mthw, CornFly, and Hydrogenum [1643/2254] have team battled Cypher, Lowbow, and keeper_c [804/2265] and won! 1 day, 01:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 04:01:05] argus [270/712] has come upon Cypher [708/830] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:04:55 is added to argus's clock.
[05/08/15 01:05:52] Cypher has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:51:03 from level 64.
[05/08/15 04:14:43] elf [453/855] has challenged Cypher [341/830] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:29:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/10/15 08:28:11] Cypher ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:17 from level 64.
[05/10/15 11:35:05] MontyZuma [244/927] has challenged Cypher [398/830] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:25:37 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[05/11/15 00:04:20] Glorfindel [16/514] has challenged Cypher [197/830] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[05/11/15 07:33:23] Cypher was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:45 from level 64.
[05/12/15 00:06:07] Cypher [32/830] has come upon kensington [141/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:38 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/12/15 14:19:29] SlowRiot, Cypher, and nitzer [970/2495] have team battled Mateusz, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [481/1982] and won! 0 days, 00:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 15:18:01] Cypher [750/839] has challenged Tamini [89/479] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:55:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.

[05/15/15 02:18:59] r00f [29/511] has challenged Cypher [506/839] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:24:03 is added to r00f's clock.
[05/15/15 10:13:32] ludjer [125/404] has challenged Cypher [712/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to ludjer's clock.
[05/15/15 12:22:45] Cypher [385/839] has challenged Foofin [158/315] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:38:35 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/15/15 19:53:37] hacker [2/4] has challenged Cypher [354/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to hacker's clock.
[05/16/15 10:33:25] Cypher [348/839] has come upon Jareeta [355/953] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:37:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/16/15 15:34:04] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:08:07 is added to his clock.
[05/16/15 16:11:29] likcoras [143/328] has challenged Cypher [633/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to likcoras's clock.
[05/17/15 02:28:55] Cygnix [243/356] has challenged Cypher [737/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Cygnix's clock.
[05/17/15 04:49:46] ganja [272/515] has come upon Cypher [189/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:33:55 is removed from ganja's clock.
[05/17/15 06:44:45] Foofin, SirMonkeybox, and Frogging101 [997/1807] have team battled yasdorian, Cypher, and neo [1807/2357] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 03:17:45] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:07:20 from level 65.
[05/18/15 08:56:15] rtfm, allo, and idisjunction [1043/1763] have team battled Avon, Cypher, and honkybonky [1864/2686] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 23:34:58] discopig [136/458] has come upon Cypher [80/839] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:02:09 is removed from discopig's clock.
[05/20/15 09:43:06] sedrik, nikoJ, and Cypher [1055/2127] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Fluttershy, and sasaniak [1193/2185] and lost! 2 days, 18:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/15 16:12:05] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:01:54 is added to his clock.
[05/21/15 00:09:53] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/15 10:27:22] yawgmoth [323/530] has challenged Cypher [466/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[05/22/15 15:49:17] clearcasting [137/513] has come upon Cypher [809/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:34 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[05/22/15 21:12:12] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:09:32 from level 65.
[05/22/15 21:43:23] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:09:25 is added to his clock.
[05/23/15 09:29:18] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:39:43 from level 65.
[05/23/15 10:25:41] Cypher [535/854] has come upon Moogly [203/308] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:41:12 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/24/15 13:54:06] Cypher, irix, and Flintts [1492/1970] have team battled strugart, zid, and CFSworks [1103/2299] and won! 0 days, 00:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/15 15:47:41] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:26:32 is added to his clock.
[05/24/15 16:47:01] ChiefRA, Soappy, and cbob [1857/2004] have team battled elf, Cypher, and NezumiRyu [601/2160] and won! 0 days, 09:59:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/15 07:45:09] Regnor [171/457] has challenged Cypher [320/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Regnor's clock.
[05/26/15 22:06:18] jholtom [252/452] has come upon Cypher [146/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:28:57 is removed from jholtom's clock.
[05/28/15 03:37:44] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:10:36 is added to his clock.
[05/28/15 08:20:17] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:07:13 is added to his clock.
[05/28/15 08:38:54] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:11:00 towards level 65.
[05/28/15 10:35:04] droogie [554/850] has come upon Cypher [0/854] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:06:22 is removed from droogie's clock.
[05/28/15 15:43:34] identd [438/924] has challenged Cypher [706/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:41 is added to identd's clock.
[05/30/15 08:23:28] Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and fattrat [1614/2000] have team battled ChiefRA, Ladon, and Regnor [1/1578] and won! 0 days, 13:09:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/15 18:01:08] Kitlith [75/360] has come upon Cypher [675/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:02 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[05/30/15 19:01:42] Cypher [395/854] has challenged zid [742/809] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:10:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/02/15 04:07:29] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:13:18 towards level 65.
[06/02/15 11:10:23] zid [493/809] has come upon Cypher [749/854] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:08:56 is added to zid's clock.
[06/02/15 14:07:51] Cypher [809/854] has come upon zentrx [134/317] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:52:35 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/03/15 01:00:37] Soappy, Meta, and dbRenaud [231/1632] have team battled Cypher, PriceChild, and sasaniak [765/2024] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/15 02:32:38] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:52:59 towards level 65.
[06/03/15 03:30:26] Cypher [230/854] has challenged ludjer [313/416] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:57:26 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/04/15 14:17:31] Jareeta [160/984] has challenged Cypher [778/854] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[06/06/15 03:53:23] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:46:35 is added to his clock.
[06/06/15 17:51:49] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:14:47 towards level 65.
[06/07/15 11:39:05] Cypher met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:25:51 from level 65.
[06/25/15 03:36:28] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:18:06 towards level 65.
[06/26/15 03:07:26] LordH, Cypher, and pekster [503/2247] have team battled jholtom, shandor, and Nuve [130/1360] and won! 3 days, 12:39:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/15 07:34:16] ArilKominger [338/398] has challenged Cypher [456/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[06/26/15 11:02:40] SlowRiot [732/941] has come upon Cypher [628/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/28/15 07:51:02] eva42 [257/786] has come upon Cypher [223/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/28/15 12:12:21] JustAPerson [16/390] has challenged Cypher [572/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:10 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[06/29/15 11:55:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 12 days, 15:20:39 toward level 65.
[06/29/15 13:20:41] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:03 towards level 65.
[06/30/15 10:41:04] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:55 towards level 65.
[07/01/15 19:37:32] HeavyPodda [339/559] has challenged Cypher [84/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:53:36 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/02/15 01:37:34] soltys [183/472] has come upon Cypher [135/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:04 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/02/15 17:31:12] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:48:28 is added to his clock.
[07/02/15 18:11:49] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/15 23:36:50] Cypher [422/871] has come upon allo [711/769] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:31:48 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/03/15 00:19:02] Fluttershy [478/816] has come upon Cypher [318/871] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:14:33 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[07/04/15 04:37:36] Panick [195/428] has come upon Cypher [478/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:12:47 is added to Panick's clock.
[07/04/15 17:20:58] Heisenberg [425/463] has come upon Cypher [190/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/05/15 10:32:41] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:34:26 from level 65.
[07/06/15 00:41:38] a1291762 [99/716] has come upon Cypher [808/871] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:16:00 is added to a1291762's clock.
[07/08/15 05:31:10] Cypher [507/871] has challenged keepermurf [402/554] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:09:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/09/15 15:48:12] grant050 [184/400] has come upon Cypher [493/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:26:10 is added to grant050's clock.
[07/09/15 16:05:41] Mateusz, discopig, and Cypher [1093/2311] have team battled csssuf, jeaye, and gazarsgo [446/1914] and won! 1 day, 08:06:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 17:23:28] ChiefRA [450/488] has come upon Cypher [710/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:26:55 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[07/09/15 21:53:06] kenyon [763/1235] has come upon Cypher [72/871] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:11:26 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/09/15 21:53:06] kenyon has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:59:24 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/10/15 20:31:31] wallmani [169/179] has challenged Cypher [264/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to wallmani's clock.
[07/11/15 19:35:00] Kyree [249/452] has come upon Cypher [577/871] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:14:36 is added to Kyree's clock.
[07/13/15 19:58:29] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/15 16:31:09] irix, gravis, and Evanna [614/1824] have team battled jeaye, LordH, and Cypher [888/2328] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/15 10:56:19] Cypher [844/874] has challenged AKBlindy [359/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:17:23 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/15/15 18:24:35] emmgame221 [10/298] has challenged Cypher [203/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to emmgame221's clock.
[07/16/15 00:52:20] SlowRiot, MontyZuma, and ruan [1699/2475] have team battled Cypher, Valkor, and tiwake [2315/2723] and lost! 1 day, 07:32:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 22:55:31] Cypher [526/878] has come upon strugart [250/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:39:31 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/18/15 16:43:03] Cypher [556/878] has challenged splinny [102/389] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:19:13 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/18/15 20:21:56] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:40:33 towards level 66.
[07/22/15 17:47:16] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:56:06 towards level 66.
[07/22/15 23:02:13] Cypher [687/878] has challenged Unikitty [392/438] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:47:01 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/23/15 02:03:18] CornFly [380/989] has challenged Cypher [750/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:44:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/23/15 05:53:46] Plasmastar, nikoJ, and kenyon [1417/2010] have team battled eva42, suterismus, and Cypher [2823/2862] and lost! 4 days, 21:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/15 09:05:51] zid [332/794] has challenged Cypher [63/878] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:23 is removed from zid's clock.
[07/23/15 21:52:22] lipek [89/1119] has come upon Cypher [578/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:33 is added to lipek's clock.
[07/24/15 21:25:07] Cypher stole bigjay's level 58 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 49 pair of gloves behind, which bigjay then takes.
[07/24/15 23:40:39] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:02:14 from level 66.
[07/25/15 09:39:57] sjums_the_great, SirMonkeybox, and RBecker [805/1610] have team battled Majak, Soappy, and Cypher [1839/2374] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/15 03:37:16] Totengeist, Cypher, Pici, and spaceCore have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/15 14:53:28] darkmage, MJ94, and Cypher [218/2303] have team battled x86_64, nfsnobody, and lipek [293/2105] and lost! 1 day, 11:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/15 21:06:24] Cypher died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:09:10 from level 66.
[07/30/15 22:43:56] Cypher, Meta, and yano [673/1944] have team battled simple, Doctor, and MJ94 [998/1979] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 04:09:02] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:25:17 towards level 66.
[08/01/15 02:16:17] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:01:49 from level 66.
[08/01/15 06:26:02] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:30 towards level 66.
[08/01/15 18:17:47] sedrik [500/737] has come upon Cypher [803/886] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:54:12 is added to sedrik's clock.
[08/01/15 22:46:45] daemoneye, Cypher, and idisjunction [1237/2185] have team battled SchrodingersScat, rharwood, and honkybonky [1270/1751] and lost! 1 day, 03:25:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/15 13:35:35] kenyon [563/1243] has challenged Cypher [758/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:19:04 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/04/15 22:26:09] Darky [608/673] has come upon Cypher [296/886] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:20:36 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/05/15 16:04:01] Misza [12/927] has challenged Cypher [383/886] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:42:46 is added to Misza's clock.
[08/08/15 06:18:17] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:55 towards level 66.
[08/09/15 12:46:18] r00f [192/573] has challenged Cypher [657/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:46:25 is added to r00f's clock.
[08/10/15 09:00:26] fraq [3/7] has challenged Cypher [135/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to fraq's clock.
[08/10/15 13:00:47] Cypher [132/886] has come upon blind [705/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:04:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/10/15 20:21:24] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:12 towards level 66.
[08/11/15 10:51:24] Unikitty [385/458] has challenged Cypher [860/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[08/12/15 06:38:20] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:16 towards level 66.
[08/14/15 10:46:34] GeckoKun, bogdan, and soltys [574/1182] have team battled gipyelrah, Cypher, and Sixbierehomme [1042/2663] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/15 14:55:56] soltys [385/462] has come upon Cypher [880/886] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:59:44 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/17/15 00:58:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 4 days, 22:51:35 toward level 66.
[08/19/15 01:59:17] Cypher [187/886] has challenged elf [647/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:10:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/20/15 14:33:07] Cypher burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Cypher's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/15 14:45:28] Cypher stole Furry's level 69 helm while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 56 helm behind, which Furry then takes.
[08/20/15 21:20:51] grant050 [97/405] has come upon Cypher [48/893] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:15:48 is removed from grant050's clock.
[08/22/15 08:04:58] Nayru, darkmage, and FrodoTheHobbit [709/2281] have team battled Nofew, Zeman4323, and Cypher [987/2256] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/15 14:12:47] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:22 towards level 66.
[08/22/15 19:16:05] nikoJ, bendem, and noother [933/1913] have team battled Cypher, unicron, and Akiyuki [1927/1978] and lost! 2 days, 16:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/15 09:13:44] Immortal_Zod [96/103] has challenged Cypher [540/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Immortal_Zod's clock.
[08/23/15 09:57:50] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:39:28 is added to his clock.
[08/23/15 16:36:25] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:31 towards level 66.
[08/24/15 11:35:54] Cypher [777/893] has come upon sartan [577/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/24/15 16:04:55] Cypher fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:30 from level 66.
[08/24/15 18:21:13] Cypher [178/893] has challenged merx [129/533] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:57:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/24/15 20:10:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 22:46:30 from level 67.
[08/25/15 17:12:32] Cypher spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Cypher's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/15 13:24:46] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:53:41 towards level 67.
[08/26/15 13:48:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 41 days, 06:20:57 toward level 67.
[08/27/15 23:22:36] mwheeler [263/266] has challenged Cypher [825/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to mwheeler's clock.
[08/28/15 11:18:02] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:14 towards level 67.
[08/29/15 12:17:33] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:58 towards level 67.
[08/30/15 06:04:59] redlegion [85/637] has challenged Cypher [656/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to redlegion's clock.
[08/30/15 21:20:45] Cypher discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:10:10 towards level 67.
[08/30/15 21:53:22] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:04 towards level 67.
[08/31/15 18:39:28] sasaniak, mthw, and Mindscrew [1319/1662] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Cypher, and honkybonky [545/2620] and won! 0 days, 04:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 23:03:06] reveal [214/338] has challenged Cypher [679/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:29 is added to reveal's clock.
[09/03/15 02:42:37] prime, brendan, and Cypher [2111/2382] have team battled yasdorian, Robmanx, and SchrodingersScat [104/1553] and won! 0 days, 00:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/15 23:57:19] Diitto [202/209] has challenged Cypher [780/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Diitto's clock.
[09/05/15 09:59:23] sasaniak, droogie, and Plasmastar [27/1981] have team battled allo, Cypher, and AngryParsley [1845/2556] and lost! 1 day, 05:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/15 06:27:36] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/15 03:00:51] Frogging101 [340/522] has challenged Cypher [840/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:58 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[09/10/15 11:26:59] Cypher discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:42 towards level 67.
[09/12/15 15:33:52] Ladon [601/775] has challenged Cypher [342/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:21 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[09/13/15 07:16:53] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:10 towards level 67.
[09/14/15 01:47:08] Cypher [504/915] has challenged zankore [131/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:25 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/14/15 01:47:08] Cypher has dealt zankore a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:28:39 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/14/15 19:54:06] irix [240/975] has challenged Cypher [309/915] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:50:42 is added to irix's clock.
[09/16/15 06:40:13] Cypher got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:23 from level 67.
[09/16/15 19:53:13] iamzim [56/262] has challenged Cypher [1/915] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from iamzim's clock.
[09/17/15 14:17:22] Cypher [424/924] has challenged Adar [257/463] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/19/15 01:56:46] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:58:16 towards level 68.
[09/19/15 04:34:46] Cypher [666/924] has challenged hannesenator [411/466] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:15:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/20/15 06:15:43] Cypher [175/924] has come upon pants [385/414] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:30:08 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/22/15 23:23:08] Totengeist [729/877] has come upon Cypher [288/924] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:05 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[09/25/15 09:48:28] noother [752/966] has come upon Cypher [697/924] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:54:57 is removed from noother's clock.
[09/25/15 15:58:57] hannesenator [135/466] has come upon Cypher [294/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:18 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[09/26/15 13:03:17] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:25:53 towards level 68.
[09/27/15 08:39:03] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:24 towards level 68.
[09/27/15 19:46:54] Cypher, blizgerg, and SmOkE_RU [1046/2322] have team battled Evrial, Lenny, and TauPan [762/1774] and won! 0 days, 15:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 03:24:51] Cypher, Robmanx, and dindinx [242/2115] have team battled m0shbear, DrOfBaconNomics, and identd [727/1739] and lost! 2 days, 09:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 12:26:13] Cypher [750/924] has come upon LordH [618/707] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:06:23 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/29/15 04:57:00] Cypher [405/924] has come upon iamzim [19/314] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:09:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/29/15 11:00:00] Cypher [705/924] has challenged ryushe [228/891] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:24:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/29/15 15:32:34] RBecker [93/416] has come upon Cypher [790/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:04:31 is added to RBecker's clock.
[09/29/15 17:37:00] pfoley, Cypher, and Virtual [758/2693] have team battled MJ94, Mateusz, and Frogging101 [1485/2116] and lost! 1 day, 21:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 23:37:27] neurospex, mwhahaha, and Cypher [2234/2452] have team battled Hydrogenum, idisjunction, and pfoley [2602/2626] and lost! 0 days, 23:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 09:29:37] Cypher, zankore, and grant050 [967/1829] have team battled XJR-9, pants, and yasdorian [523/1777] and won! 0 days, 00:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 13:47:10] noother [608/966] has come upon Cypher [409/924] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:44:31 is removed from noother's clock.
[10/01/15 21:01:46] Cypher [602/924] has come upon TauPan [283/317] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:14:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/02/15 10:05:50] Cypher [710/924] has come upon MadMan [76/309] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:57:03 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/02/15 18:12:14] Tenorman, Zaratustra, and Gaius [1709/2286] have team battled Cypher, SlowRiot, and RistoUuranmaki [1182/2157] and won! 0 days, 20:29:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 05:06:21] Hitler [5/20] has challenged Cypher [835/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Hitler's clock.
[10/03/15 07:19:24] vox [38/469] has challenged Cypher [704/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to vox's clock.
[10/03/15 09:29:15] sbp [329/593] has challenged Cypher [906/924] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:05:31 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/03/15 23:27:47] andoruh [35/41] has challenged Cypher [68/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/04/15 00:45:53] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:12:28 is added to his clock.
[10/06/15 18:28:13] Mateusz, PinkiePie, and grant050 [237/1452] have team battled Cypher, aucg, and rharwood [1485/2291] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/15 08:03:02] Cypher [577/924] has challenged roy [252/374] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:50:52 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/07/15 10:43:31] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:15:16 from level 68.
[10/09/15 10:43:41] Cypher [332/924] has come upon kenyon [1114/1252] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:48:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/10/15 06:16:36] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:59 from level 68.
[10/10/15 21:00:26] AWildColin [67/425] has come upon Cypher [476/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:35 is added to AWildColin's clock.
[10/11/15 12:57:15] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/15 15:40:08] Globalirc [5/8] has challenged Cypher [288/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/11/15 18:41:21] Zaratustra [433/652] has come upon Cypher [329/944] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:18:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/11/15 22:00:50] Cypher, Str1ngS, and jenksy [1784/2000] have team battled BURUT, vegadark, and sjums_the_great [1317/1363] and won! 2 days, 14:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 23:39:59] kernels [200/323] has challenged Cypher [941/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to kernels's clock.
[10/13/15 00:28:32] Alric`, RBecker, and ssquirrel [665/1377] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Akiyuki, and Cypher [1671/2055] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/15 23:15:16] Hydrogenum, Cypher, and TauPan [1066/2253] have team battled pixelate, Akiyuki, and Ravioli [756/1390] and won! 1 day, 21:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 00:32:03] Cypher, eva42, and mwhahaha [152/2296] have team battled bl4ckscor3, SynthesizerPatel, and kensington [7/1696] and won! 1 day, 12:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 18:15:10] Cypher [428/944] has come upon simple [316/668] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:43:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/15/15 00:54:38] r00f, sasaniak, and MadMan [558/1783] have team battled lipek, DelayedReactions, and Cypher [864/2382] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 04:07:48] Zero [249/282] has challenged Cypher [761/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Zero's clock.
[10/15/15 18:42:55] vrillusions, Tamini, and Cypher [898/2566] have team battled XJR-9, gipyelrah, and grooverider [848/2729] and won! 0 days, 16:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/15 22:26:18] ChasedSpade, Cypher, and Gizmokid2005 [2047/2494] have team battled KyloRen, yang, and CornFly [537/2130] and won! 0 days, 18:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 23:37:58] RickSanchez [36/189] has challenged Cypher [252/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to RickSanchez's clock.
[11/04/15 22:58:39] Cypher [391/944] has challenged Diitto [434/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/05/15 21:55:10] beefnog [398/451] has challenged Cypher [603/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to beefnog's clock.
[11/05/15 23:25:33] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:58 towards level 68.
[11/07/15 04:14:14] Cypher [530/944] has challenged Kazanir [121/331] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:37:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/08/15 03:24:23] RistoUuranmaki [196/532] has challenged Cypher [828/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:16 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/08/15 04:24:44] Cypher [927/946] has challenged allo [412/489] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:30:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/08/15 04:24:44] Cypher has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:05:05 is added to allo's clock.
[11/09/15 10:19:37] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:49 towards level 69.
[11/09/15 10:35:03] Tamini [136/629] has challenged Cypher [529/946] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:41:44 is added to Tamini's clock.
[11/10/15 08:52:04] Cypher left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Cypher's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/15 14:15:19] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:51:33 towards level 69.
[11/11/15 10:51:44] vegadark [16/550] has challenged Cypher [440/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:53:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/13/15 17:13:22] D-NICE [248/439] has come upon Cypher [735/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:01 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[11/14/15 15:58:05] identd, joek, and Cypher [1191/2042] have team battled Plasmastar, SirMonkeybox, and cirdan [1589/1910] and lost! 0 days, 12:26:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/15 10:19:48] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:48:45 is added to his clock.
[11/16/15 15:43:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 4 days, 03:17:00 toward level 69.
[11/16/15 15:45:59] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:31 from level 69.
[11/17/15 12:42:05] blindbox [467/515] has come upon Cypher [901/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:17 is added to blindbox's clock.
[11/18/15 01:01:52] Cypher [388/923] has come upon LordH [201/719] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:39:02 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/18/15 23:14:09] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:16 towards level 69.
[11/19/15 11:04:26] Cypher [776/923] has come upon woonack [617/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:40:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/19/15 23:44:22] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:35 towards level 69.
[11/20/15 09:38:51] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:12 towards level 69.
[11/20/15 11:59:03] tmberg [155/844] has challenged Cypher [578/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:28 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/21/15 07:56:49] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:45 towards level 69.
[11/21/15 10:38:34] Totengeist [647/836] has come upon Cypher [204/923] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:39:15 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[11/21/15 14:48:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 16:37:37 from level 69.
[11/22/15 06:45:01] Cypher [218/923] has come upon BronyDee [362/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:26:45 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/22/15 08:22:03] lux, Cypher, and davidfg4 [1757/2318] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, theemstra, and Doctor [1327/2084] and won! 0 days, 04:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/15 12:41:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 13:19:58 from level 69.
[11/22/15 21:45:01] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:39 towards level 69.
[11/23/15 09:23:23] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:32 towards level 69.
[11/24/15 06:29:43] Killerkid [163/639] has challenged Cypher [405/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:00 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[11/24/15 07:19:45] Boohbah, anal0g, and Cypher [377/1908] have team battled Asara, LordH, and Xyrael [1833/2303] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/15 09:14:33] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:14:58 is added to his clock.
[11/24/15 18:09:42] streak [364/377] has challenged Cypher [439/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to streak's clock.
[11/24/15 20:22:41] Charris [181/402] has come upon Cypher [193/923] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:08:24 is added to Charris's clock.
[11/24/15 20:27:00] JensRex [168/318] has challenged Cypher [521/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to JensRex's clock.
[11/25/15 22:20:28] Cypher [571/923] has come upon brendan [640/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:10:50 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/29/15 02:16:01] AngryParsley [155/924] has challenged Cypher [755/923] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:13:35 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/29/15 09:18:22] Cypher [149/923] has challenged suterismus [379/1175] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:44 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/29/15 11:46:30] Asara [302/801] has come upon Cypher [911/923] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:01:57 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/29/15 15:20:18] tmberg [53/844] has challenged Cypher [40/923] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:32:48 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/29/15 20:36:46] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:02 towards level 69.
[11/30/15 08:18:43] Cypher left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Cypher's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/15 00:19:25] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:13:40 is added to his clock.
[12/02/15 08:42:39] Cypher was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:09:14 from level 69.
[12/03/15 08:57:01] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:04 towards level 69.
[12/04/15 08:06:46] Cypher [590/902] has challenged NightRabbit [233/357] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:45:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/07/15 12:32:45] Jaximo [113/133] has come upon Cypher [868/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:35 is added to Jaximo's clock.
[12/09/15 02:09:10] Globalirc [296/488] has challenged Cypher [678/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/09/15 17:04:24] Totengeist [550/836] has come upon Cypher [865/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:23 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[12/11/15 09:30:18] blindbox [64/548] has challenged Cypher [180/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to blindbox's clock.
[12/11/15 11:42:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 06:04:00 toward level 69.
[12/12/15 04:24:04] Cypher was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:42 from level 69.
[12/12/15 15:24:06] Cypher [634/902] has challenged identd [509/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:13 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/15/15 01:32:08] allo, Plasmastar, and honkybonky [1527/1547] have team battled yasdorian, TauPan, and Cypher [956/1819] and won! 9 days, 05:08:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 03:14:33] Cypher [874/902] has come upon Jareeta [957/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:45 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/15/15 03:35:05] brendan [948/984] has come upon Cypher [470/902] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:33:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/15/15 11:13:35] Furry [267/524] has come upon Cypher [754/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:21:47 is added to Furry's clock.
[12/15/15 14:02:36] ChasedSpade, Cypher, and Sir_Lemming [270/2099] have team battled kensington, Ironhoof, and Darky [1439/1756] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 18:22:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 09:57:20 toward level 69.
[12/16/15 07:08:53] Cypher ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:23 from level 69.
[12/17/15 00:28:09] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:39 towards level 69.
[12/17/15 02:48:32] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:09 towards level 69.
[12/17/15 03:25:31] andoruh, Bkid, Cypher, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/15 12:29:56] Cypher [380/902] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [110/378] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/17/15 20:12:51] Ladon [757/830] has come upon Cypher [304/906] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:32:00 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[12/17/15 23:00:31] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:50:33 towards level 70.
[12/18/15 03:27:10] Cypher slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Cypher's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/15 06:25:01] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:50 towards level 70.
[12/19/15 06:39:06] Cypher, hannesenator, and jdb [1848/1898] have team battled Mateusz, belugawhale, and Timson [956/1472] and won! 1 day, 05:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 10:25:27] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 05:38:03 is added to his clock.
[12/19/15 22:41:02] 0rion [116/293] has challenged Cypher [123/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to 0rion's clock.
[12/20/15 01:35:33] Cypher [56/900] has challenged Hydrogenum [289/504] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:13:36 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/20/15 05:06:22] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:05:26 from level 70.
[12/20/15 05:40:32] Cypher set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:04:37 from level 70.
[12/21/15 01:53:07] Cypher, Satoshi, and zokko [2008/2163] have team battled pixelate, roy, and Chuck [1468/1507] and won! 1 day, 11:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 00:47:20] tiwake, Nofew, and aarontc [1737/2662] have team battled Cypher, master_j, and pfoley [1669/2224] and won! 0 days, 04:52:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 00:59:21] Jaximo, dindinx, and arlen [1620/1801] have team battled Boohbah, Cypher, and Virtual [1852/2345] and lost! 0 days, 09:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/15 04:58:46] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:42:19 from level 70.
[12/22/15 13:51:24] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:37:31 towards level 70.
[12/23/15 02:19:11] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:20 towards level 70.
[12/23/15 18:02:27] Cypher [98/900] has come upon Simie [614/791] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:30:11 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/24/15 18:33:39] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:41:29 towards level 70.
[12/24/15 23:16:58] Cypher [53/900] has come upon MetaNova [385/529] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:21:36 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/25/15 08:54:15] Cypher misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:52:01 from level 70.
[12/25/15 22:03:32] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:43:15 is added to his clock.
[12/26/15 23:34:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 38 days, 23:27:58 toward level 70.
[12/29/15 14:06:44] Cypher was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:08:55 from level 70.
[12/30/15 03:11:03] D-NICE [232/527] has come upon Cypher [411/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:18 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[12/30/15 21:16:57] Akiyuki [537/578] has come upon Cypher [28/900] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:59:56 is removed from Akiyuki's clock.
[12/30/15 23:09:17] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:41 towards level 70.
[12/31/15 14:27:13] PersonalJ [370/449] has challenged Cypher [629/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:29:28 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[12/31/15 17:04:43] Senka, TauPan, and mthw [624/1500] have team battled pfoley, Cypher, and Oooooog [188/2047] and won! 0 days, 20:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 16:36:33] vegadark [152/402] has come upon Cypher [514/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:20:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/01/16 20:18:26] PBabebu, elf, and allo [1525/1611] have team battled Cypher, SpaceKookie, and freeboson [1185/2088] and won! 0 days, 04:29:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 21:14:13] Cypher [538/900] has come upon Nic [91/371] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:59 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/02/16 07:51:38] Cypher [41/900] has come upon damyan [42/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:01:48 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/02/16 09:34:26] d34th [329/581] has come upon Cypher [567/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:38:38 is added to d34th's clock.
[01/03/16 13:27:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 01:19:02 toward level 70.
[01/03/16 15:47:16] Boohbah, Firien, and yano [978/1780] have team battled holloway, Cypher, and kork [363/1615] and won! 0 days, 20:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/16 17:35:50] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:33 towards level 70.
[01/05/16 03:41:32] Glorfindel, Cypher, and discopig [482/2504] have team battled pipework, Gatewayy, and arlen [39/2090] and won! 0 days, 01:02:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 13:12:10] elf [294/837] has challenged Cypher [86/900] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/07/16 09:12:42] Xenthys [301/389] has challenged Cypher [544/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/07/16 09:18:54] Cypher [780/900] has come upon kenyon [307/1490] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:49:17 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/07/16 15:28:46] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:58 towards level 70.
[01/07/16 18:03:22] elf, Birdbones, and mwhahaha [2103/2369] have team battled Virtual, Cypher, and m0shbear [1457/2443] and won! 0 days, 01:18:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 07:28:41] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:51 towards level 70.
[01/09/16 13:19:58] Cypher [739/900] has come upon holloway [88/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:40:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/09/16 23:28:50] Cypher [777/900] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [172/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/09/16 23:28:50] Cypher has dealt RistoUuranmaki a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:07:42 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/10/16 03:58:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 01:06:04 toward level 70.
[01/10/16 22:58:21] Cypher [735/900] has come upon ville [332/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/11/16 07:57:57] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:55:15 is added to his clock.
[01/13/16 05:22:37] Cypher [340/900] has challenged hannesenator [129/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:08:36 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/13/16 06:45:53] mixxit [19/20] has challenged Cypher [764/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/13/16 22:59:39] Boohbah, Lemelisk, and nitzer [559/2395] have team battled Cypher, joek, and Fahrenheit [1422/1683] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/16 12:58:17] Cypher [153/900] has challenged soltys [357/615] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/14/16 15:29:02] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:37 towards level 71.
[01/14/16 15:49:33] h00k [208/954] has come upon Cypher [650/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:13:47 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/16/16 04:49:23] Cypher [90/900] has challenged blizgerg [355/800] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:46:47 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/17/16 06:11:52] RBecker [183/682] has come upon Cypher [629/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:11:05 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/18/16 07:54:43] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:11:30 towards level 71.
[01/21/16 06:34:59] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:16:18 towards level 71.
[01/21/16 07:35:36] Cypher [44/900] has challenged Crazycatlady [122/418] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:48:43 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/21/16 19:46:41] RBecker, Adar, and Oooooog [246/1684] have team battled Cypher, Zaratustra, and Gizmokid2005 [1022/2778] and lost! 1 day, 08:27:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/16 23:35:40] Oooooog [453/474] has come upon Cypher [590/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:12:54 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[01/21/16 23:41:30] Cypher [136/900] has challenged godog [23/818] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:43:09 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/22/16 03:59:37] Cypher met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:04:19 from level 71.
[01/22/16 12:12:42] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:13:33 is added to his clock.
[01/22/16 23:50:32] Diitto [16/877] has challenged Cypher [757/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:04 is added to Diitto's clock.
[01/23/16 09:47:47] PBabebu [0/325] has challenged Cypher [681/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[01/23/16 14:21:38] Cypher got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:01:50 from level 71.
[01/23/16 21:00:13] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:08:43 from level 71.
[01/24/16 01:04:52] Antutuuuuu [137/414] has come upon Cypher [646/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:49 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/24/16 07:37:18] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:28:32 towards level 71.
[01/25/16 10:52:08] DesertStorm [26/500] has come upon Cypher [437/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:44 is added to DesertStorm's clock.
[01/26/16 04:54:35] Pithlit [13/41] has challenged Cypher [66/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[01/26/16 07:20:37] zokko, Cypher, and Darky [1878/2183] have team battled Gizmokid2005, D-NICE, and LordH [2017/2306] and lost! 0 days, 17:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 14:19:44] DrFungus [91/297] has challenged Cypher [57/900] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:48 is removed from DrFungus's clock.
[01/27/16 17:33:47] Andries [218/492] has challenged Cypher [680/900] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:45:52 is added to Andries's clock.
[01/29/16 04:46:38] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:03 towards level 71.
[01/29/16 23:55:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 11:23:51 from level 71.
[01/30/16 07:31:02] Cypher [683/900] has come upon Petri [359/474] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:19:19 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/31/16 08:23:47] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:31:05 towards level 71.
[01/31/16 16:40:23] Cypher [23/900] has come upon pants [19/562] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:38:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/01/16 10:16:34] Cypher [285/900] has challenged roy [134/560] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:22:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/02/16 02:49:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 22 days, 14:32:10 toward level 71.
[02/02/16 09:12:38] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:45 towards level 71.
[02/02/16 22:01:19] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:08 towards level 71.
[02/03/16 01:37:11] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:01 towards level 71.
[02/03/16 08:41:49] sjefen6 [274/375] has come upon Cypher [283/900] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:53:36 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/03/16 12:04:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 6 days, 05:03:00 toward level 71.
[02/03/16 17:37:57] RBecker [393/669] has challenged Cypher [497/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:58:46 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/04/16 10:35:12] lipek, Cameron_D, and ty [39/2656] have team battled Cypher, AngryParsley, and fraq [39/2760] and won! 0 days, 01:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 18:26:47] NoodleCake, pixelate, and Firien [1158/1463] have team battled RBecker, Furry, and Cypher [708/2102] and won! 0 days, 07:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 06:36:07] Thrayden [139/234] has challenged Cypher [525/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/05/16 13:51:09] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/16 16:32:58] Flarins [92/232] has come upon Cypher [867/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:00 is added to Flarins's clock.
[02/05/16 19:25:28] Cypher, SlowRiot, and d34th [1914/2482] have team battled Globalirc, Valkor, and rharwood [211/2218] and won! 1 day, 10:46:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 22:59:50] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:18 towards level 71.
[02/08/16 04:49:21] yasdorian [10/598] has come upon Cypher [442/918] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:51:19 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[02/08/16 05:02:29] TauPan, m0shbear, and Cypher [1314/1839] have team battled Lenny, identd, and daemoneye [1728/2421] and lost! 0 days, 14:24:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/16 07:19:02] Cypher [793/918] has challenged MrGlass [387/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:56:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/09/16 04:26:49] Cypher [589/918] has challenged FakeWizard [151/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:58 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/09/16 13:09:27] rharwood, jdb, and ruan [134/1668] have team battled Cypher, babapest, and HeavyPodda [75/2025] and won! 1 day, 04:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 13:39:18] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/16 14:16:50] Pithlit [14/339] has challenged Cypher [9/922] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from Pithlit's clock.
[02/10/16 01:23:16] Cypher [329/922] has come upon pfoley [507/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/10/16 04:36:02] unicron [656/707] has challenged Cypher [250/922] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:45:22 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/10/16 10:25:12] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:39 towards level 71.
[02/10/16 20:59:24] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:49:22 is added to his clock.
[02/11/16 22:10:48] MontyZuma [827/967] has challenged Cypher [841/922] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:55:41 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[02/13/16 06:22:22] theemstra [402/459] has challenged Cypher [46/922] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:48:29 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/13/16 22:42:40] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:37 towards level 71.
[02/14/16 07:20:33] Cypher [110/936] has challenged kier [458/498] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:27:56 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/15/16 00:33:23] BURUT [7/584] has challenged Cypher [192/936] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to BURUT's clock.
[02/15/16 14:39:39] himuraken [12/52] has challenged Cypher [450/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to himuraken's clock.
[02/15/16 17:37:21] Diitto [192/880] has come upon Cypher [48/936] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:47:50 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[02/15/16 23:31:48] aucg [522/708] has challenged Cypher [104/936] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from aucg's clock.
[02/16/16 07:47:54] Cypher [556/936] has come upon lux [503/612] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:17:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/17/16 00:21:53] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/16 04:46:08] Cypher [731/956] has come upon Totengeist [73/806] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:54:38 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/18/16 22:33:29] MJ94 [437/746] has come upon Cypher [808/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:01:40 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/19/16 08:43:49] MrGlass [463/547] has challenged Cypher [665/956] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/19/16 17:10:37] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:22:52 towards level 72.
[02/19/16 21:38:00] SirMonkeybox [376/781] has come upon Cypher [902/956] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:11:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/20/16 01:15:16] Alys [145/310] has challenged Cypher [416/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Alys's clock.
[02/20/16 20:29:49] Mateusz [100/769] has challenged Cypher [516/956] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:52:12 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[02/21/16 17:14:31] thesleepingrozek [131/300] has challenged Cypher [427/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to thesleepingrozek's clock.
[02/22/16 15:18:02] Ven [160/490] has challenged Cypher [611/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Ven's clock.
[02/22/16 22:00:18] Sir_Lemming [383/575] has challenged Cypher [728/956] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/23/16 02:32:01] thesleepingrozek [128/307] has challenged Cypher [216/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to thesleepingrozek's clock.
[02/23/16 19:57:14] Cypher [174/956] has challenged grooverider [492/880] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:20:11 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/24/16 04:51:58] Frogging101 [388/478] has challenged Cypher [1/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:18 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[02/24/16 13:23:23] pipework [216/468] has come upon Cypher [603/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:54:15 is added to pipework's clock.
[02/25/16 04:31:22] jdb [482/588] has challenged Cypher [166/956] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from jdb's clock.
[02/25/16 22:38:02] Cypher got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:19:32 from level 72.
[02/26/16 10:26:01] Cypher was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:24:14 from level 72.
[02/26/16 11:51:17] mwhahaha [302/551] has come upon Cypher [728/956] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:23:24 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/26/16 12:02:51] Tenorman, grooverider, and Simie [525/2476] have team battled XJR-9, robox, and Cypher [1393/2041] and lost! 1 day, 04:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/16 21:18:30] Smockage [154/369] has challenged Cypher [91/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from Smockage's clock.
[02/26/16 22:12:26] Cypher, Xyrael, and Heisenberg [1898/2396] have team battled argus, SynthesizerPatel, and Str1ngS [1761/1870] and won! 0 days, 19:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 23:20:11] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:52:20 towards level 72.
[02/28/16 03:43:19] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:11:40 is added to his clock.
[02/29/16 08:00:18] Cypher [324/956] has come upon Furry [345/537] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:14:16 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/01/16 23:58:28] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:05:06 towards level 72.
[03/02/16 11:34:17] Cypher was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:57:40 from level 72.
[03/02/16 13:32:49] kusuriya [208/282] has challenged Cypher [426/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to kusuriya's clock.
[03/03/16 06:24:24] Cypher [615/956] has challenged sjefen6 [130/320] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:47:23 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/04/16 05:51:59] DesertStorm [22/529] has come upon Cypher [266/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:58 is added to DesertStorm's clock.
[03/04/16 05:52:08] DesertStorm [302/529] has come upon Cypher [7/956] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:15 is removed from DesertStorm's clock.
[03/05/16 07:39:08] Bvarne [143/382] has challenged Cypher [725/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[03/05/16 13:38:43] Cypher was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:41:52 from level 72.
[03/05/16 13:56:23] bootdisk [134/190] has challenged Cypher [193/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/06/16 03:42:09] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:37:08 towards level 72.
[03/06/16 06:48:16] fangfufu [438/490] has challenged Cypher [707/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:22 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[03/07/16 08:01:33] masterme120, Cypher, and d34th [1221/1857] have team battled Babar, Asara, and TauPan [130/2059] and won! 0 days, 03:52:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/16 14:59:36] Asara [269/814] has come upon Cypher [525/956] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:34:19 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/08/16 03:31:36] dodobrain [163/512] has challenged Cypher [761/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[03/08/16 07:26:26] Scar3cr0w [114/792] has come upon Cypher [836/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:31:27 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[03/08/16 12:21:10] Cypher got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:48:32 from level 72.
[03/08/16 23:37:29] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:58:18 towards level 72.
[03/09/16 21:42:08] Cypher [610/956] has come upon robox [370/470] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:38:30 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/09/16 21:42:08] Cypher has dealt robox a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:04:01 is added to robox's clock.
[03/10/16 10:00:29] Evrial [25/634] has come upon Cypher [786/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:31 is added to Evrial's clock.
[03/10/16 11:22:31] Cypher [65/956] has challenged Adar [42/559] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:22:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/10/16 11:22:31] Cypher has dealt Adar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:26:20 is added to Adar's clock.
[03/11/16 19:20:57] Killerkid [775/849] has come upon Cypher [554/956] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:12 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/12/16 11:40:17] Cypher [6/956] has challenged MollyMalone [51/93] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:59:15 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/12/16 21:43:43] Crazycatlady [56/444] has challenged Cypher [319/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:01 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/13/16 11:07:11] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:44 towards level 72.
[03/13/16 23:13:05] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:30:33 is added to his clock.
[03/14/16 16:03:09] uhmmm [168/193] has challenged Cypher [303/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/14/16 17:04:07] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:45 towards level 72.
[03/14/16 17:19:04] Nofew [656/970] has come upon Cypher [824/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/14/16 20:59:54] Cypher [222/956] has challenged pixelate [332/539] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:44:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/15/16 10:23:37] Cypher [280/956] has come upon BronyDee [108/384] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:35:02 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/15/16 16:31:26] Reed [141/173] has challenged Cypher [391/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Reed's clock.
[03/16/16 16:55:39] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:37 towards level 72.
[03/17/16 08:36:39] grant050 [199/528] has come upon Cypher [652/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:51 is added to grant050's clock.
[03/18/16 02:44:59] Gmane [302/362] has come upon Cypher [215/956] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:59 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[03/18/16 03:20:53] babilen [54/97] has come upon Cypher [474/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:13 is added to babilen's clock.
[03/18/16 21:37:42] honkybonky, argus, and DesertStorm [354/2120] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Cypher, and HeavyPodda [734/2403] and lost! 1 day, 15:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 09:38:40] yano [101/589] has challenged Cypher [485/956] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:52:37 is added to yano's clock.
[03/19/16 13:27:39] bootdisk [267/367] has challenged Cypher [659/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/20/16 11:00:42] Smockage [274/396] has challenged Cypher [762/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Smockage's clock.
[03/21/16 19:49:49] Bvarne, Cypher, and lipek [1191/2610] have team battled zokko, ChasedSpade, and Scar3cr0w [745/1979] and won! 0 days, 15:40:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/16 21:39:16] Cypher [471/956] has come upon Sixbierehomme [206/806] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:40:54 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/22/16 23:08:38] Heisenberg [156/936] has challenged Cypher [338/956] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:51:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/23/16 01:55:03] Cypher, Frogging101, and Pascal [863/1877] have team battled Smockage, tmberg, and Plasmastar [382/1615] and won! 0 days, 11:44:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/16 11:39:58] Cypher [863/956] has come upon zokko [171/513] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:08:42 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/23/16 11:47:07] Numskull [285/338] has challenged Cypher [637/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Numskull's clock.
[03/24/16 00:17:46] Cypher [528/956] has challenged basepi [289/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:45:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/24/16 08:48:32] Alasdair [153/303] has challenged Cypher [352/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Alasdair's clock.
[03/24/16 12:03:42] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:25 towards level 72.
[03/24/16 17:51:58] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:14 towards level 72.
[03/25/16 04:53:30] Cypher [580/956] has come upon echeese [306/343] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:20:10 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/25/16 08:03:12] Evrial, theemstra, and Kronos [409/1567] have team battled basepi, Asara, and Cypher [583/2166] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/16 15:15:42] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:46 towards level 72.
[03/28/16 05:26:05] Cypher lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:05 from level 72.
[03/28/16 21:00:25] Cypher, IdleMaster, and himuraken [1667/1856] have team battled LordH, NoodleCake, and Chuck [502/1847] and won! 0 days, 03:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 21:06:42] jay [56/66] has challenged Cypher [35/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:05 is removed from jay's clock.
[03/29/16 02:25:23] pfoley, Cypher, dindinx, and vox have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/16 14:24:32] Cypher [632/956] has come upon donut [260/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:15:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/30/16 13:06:15] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:04:33 is added to his clock.
[03/30/16 23:01:31] Mirc0p, Cypher, and cirdan [1843/2252] have team battled Sixbierehomme, aucg, and D-NICE [452/2323] and won! 0 days, 10:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 06:11:08] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:40 towards level 72.
[03/31/16 07:19:50] identd [292/647] has challenged Cypher [558/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:00 is added to identd's clock.
[03/31/16 17:49:48] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/16 18:09:54] Pithlit, pixelate, Cypher, and Majak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/16 15:44:31] Cypher stole arlen's level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 54 set of leggings behind, which arlen then takes.
[04/01/16 16:35:27] Cypher, GilbertErik, and Agent86 [1518/2156] have team battled Pokota, Meta, and Milquetoast [1032/1888] and won! 0 days, 07:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 22:30:37] Cypher [126/973] has challenged PiotrekD [112/586] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/03/16 03:17:59] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:42:32 towards level 73.
[04/03/16 14:10:39] Birdbones, grant050, and bigjay [711/2448] have team battled Cypher, RistoUuranmaki, and tspange [2/2229] and won! 1 day, 04:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 22:24:19] Zaratustra, Cypher, and jstg [261/2519] have team battled Jareeta, mwhahaha, and Firien [1661/2187] and lost! 5 days, 16:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 05:02:16] Cypher [602/973] has challenged gipyelrah [300/1039] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:54:58 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/05/16 06:04:10] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:02:59 towards level 73.
[04/05/16 12:22:03] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:05:33 towards level 73.
[04/06/16 14:14:33] Cypher [813/973] has challenged m0shbear [319/606] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:23:05 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/07/16 09:42:31] godog [77/650] has challenged Cypher [55/973] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from godog's clock.
[04/07/16 19:03:26] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:18 towards level 73.
[04/08/16 23:52:33] yasdorian [576/587] has come upon Cypher [101/973] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:33:11 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[04/11/16 10:11:29] Cypher [23/973] has come upon robox [541/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:13:45 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/12/16 14:43:45] buyoq [73/198] has come upon Cypher [163/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:48 is added to buyoq's clock.
[04/15/16 16:53:28] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:23:00 is added to his clock.
[04/15/16 21:19:58] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:08 towards level 73.
[04/17/16 13:08:32] jwon [41/132] has challenged Cypher [563/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to jwon's clock.
[04/17/16 13:08:35] Kable, keeper_c, and PiMp0r [1573/2327] have team battled Xyrael, GilbertErik, and Cypher [615/2018] and won! 0 days, 02:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/16 13:14:10] Cypher [753/973] has come upon bheesham [76/361] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:18:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/19/16 04:01:32] ThePhoenix47 [121/238] has challenged Cypher [56/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from ThePhoenix47's clock.
[04/19/16 10:57:09] Cypher [835/973] has come upon Diitto [240/1167] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:26:43 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/20/16 04:02:39] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:43 towards level 73.
[04/20/16 06:33:56] SpeakerToMeat [59/98] has challenged Cypher [110/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to SpeakerToMeat's clock.
[04/20/16 18:56:37] a1291762 [764/1023] has challenged Cypher [370/973] in combat and won! 17 days, 20:20:59 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[04/20/16 22:57:05] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:36:30 is added to his clock.
[04/21/16 23:25:17] Aramil [23/47] has challenged Cypher [39/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Aramil's clock.
[04/23/16 13:23:23] Cypher [851/973] has come upon TauPan [195/304] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:28:36 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/23/16 17:29:38] Cypher, Opie, and Asara [1555/2582] have team battled BURUT, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [579/1817] and won! 0 days, 02:48:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/16 02:01:12] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:23:52 from level 73.
[04/24/16 02:25:05] SynthesizerPatel [673/738] has challenged Cypher [222/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:23 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/28/16 21:24:37] CornFly [257/952] has come upon Cypher [396/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/29/16 02:55:31] Cypher [690/973] has come upon ville [419/782] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:08:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/29/16 23:49:07] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:13 towards level 73.
[04/30/16 11:25:36] uhmmm [308/436] has come upon Cypher [808/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:11 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/30/16 18:35:51] ThePhoenix47, tmberg, and Cypher [1496/2175] have team battled soltys, Danthemandoo, and kusuriya [381/1935] and won! 0 days, 05:59:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 05:30:54] Firien [741/808] has challenged Cypher [694/973] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:08:36 is removed from Firien's clock.
[05/01/16 05:30:54] Firien has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:32:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/01/16 20:41:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 7 days, 12:19:15 toward level 73.
[05/01/16 21:13:29] Cypher stole Diitto's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 66 ring behind, which Diitto then takes.
[05/02/16 13:59:09] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:25:17 is added to his clock.
[05/02/16 15:44:17] Cypher [527/978] has challenged sloth [136/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:34:15 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/03/16 01:15:48] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:30:01 from level 73.
[05/04/16 06:49:09] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:01 towards level 73.
[05/05/16 11:01:39] elf, Cypher, and m0shbear [1946/2524] have team battled vrillusions, Kable, and BURUT [2399/2501] and lost! 0 days, 21:06:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/16 15:08:38] beefnog, Cypher, and Samus [1863/2243] have team battled elf, pfoley, and roy [401/2078] and won! 1 day, 00:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 05:26:56] daemoneye [39/724] has challenged Cypher [122/978] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:44:48 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[05/09/16 11:50:11] bl4ckscor3 [523/668] has challenged Cypher [964/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:58:10 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/09/16 17:10:20] Cypher [29/987] has challenged Ttech [76/1393] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/10/16 04:44:19] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:58:56 is added to his clock.
[05/10/16 18:19:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 48 days, 05:06:35 toward level 74.
[05/10/16 21:49:10] Cypher [523/987] has come upon Zoddo [160/372] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:41:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/11/16 08:23:51] Andries [134/537] has come upon Cypher [214/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:08 is added to Andries's clock.
[05/12/16 07:36:18] Cypher, Avon, and damyan [1749/2876] have team battled Str1ngS, SynthesizerPatel, and Ladon [1087/1997] and won! 0 days, 18:43:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 14:28:31] Cypher lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:06:23 from level 74.
[05/12/16 21:47:04] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:42 towards level 74.
[05/13/16 08:39:29] Woona [0/0] has challenged Cypher [670/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/14/16 01:55:12] tehdude [42/317] has challenged Cypher [325/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to tehdude's clock.
[05/15/16 03:37:30] everbrew [223/471] has challenged Cypher [133/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[05/15/16 04:44:10] Cypher [395/987] has challenged HeavyPodda [678/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:29:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/15/16 12:47:25] Cypher [769/987] has challenged Pascal [16/597] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:01:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/16/16 04:00:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 02:19:36 from level 74.
[05/16/16 06:42:59] Cypher [175/987] has come upon JensRex [220/373] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:46 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/16/16 08:50:51] Cypher [628/987] has come upon magnetik [73/524] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:11:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/16/16 11:56:36] Cypher [751/987] has challenged KeboDK [570/804] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:00:57 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/17/16 18:08:46] PiotrekD [61/588] has challenged Cypher [829/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:05 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/18/16 01:00:19] Cypher [541/987] has come upon Brom [180/598] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:42:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/21/16 21:35:53] Cypher, JensRex, and Babar [642/2302] have team battled kork, idisjunction, and DoomedExistence [486/1937] and won! 1 day, 05:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 05:00:57] oooooooooooooooo [108/200] has challenged Cypher [68/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[05/22/16 22:28:10] ville [695/751] has challenged Cypher [873/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:21:26 is added to ville's clock.
[05/23/16 01:07:56] MadHatter [272/516] has come upon Cypher [992/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:17:38 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/25/16 18:51:14] Cenhinen [100/606] has come upon Cypher [591/999] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:25:57 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[05/26/16 17:24:37] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:37:24 is added to his clock.
[05/27/16 00:40:07] Silvanus_Betrium [515/570] has come upon Cypher [406/999] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:51:49 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[05/27/16 22:56:41] Ironhoof, roy, and DrOfBaconNomics [1633/1773] have team battled Eiam, Mirc0p, and Cypher [1581/2140] and won! 1 day, 15:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 14:04:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 3 days, 22:44:13 toward level 74.
[05/29/16 02:25:51] Cypher [34/999] has challenged Anaxyn [293/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:32 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/30/16 17:05:57] holloway, damyan, and nitzer [1572/2059] have team battled Beavis, Cypher, and Str1ngS [545/2415] and won! 0 days, 14:08:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 07:37:32] vBm [126/252] has challenged Cypher [935/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to vBm's clock.
[06/01/16 06:04:23] Ironhoof [176/564] has come upon Cypher [751/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:23:03 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[06/01/16 08:55:30] keeper_c [1032/1170] has challenged Cypher [877/999] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:25:03 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[06/01/16 11:05:10] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:40 towards level 74.
[06/01/16 17:59:03] Cypher [752/999] has challenged ruan [53/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/01/16 19:59:47] MadMan [85/572] has challenged Cypher [316/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:43 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/01/16 22:00:32] Hydrogenum [15/527] has challenged Cypher [518/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:03:10 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[06/02/16 13:06:14] Cypher [13/999] has challenged gabriel [569/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/02/16 18:36:14] Cypher [32/999] has challenged Ttech [278/1393] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/03/16 05:12:14] Tenorman [662/803] has challenged Cypher [810/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:00:01 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/03/16 05:37:50] IdleMaster [385/479] has come upon Cypher [249/999] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:06:24 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/04/16 21:27:15] robox [122/599] has challenged Cypher [422/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:39:19 is added to robox's clock.
[06/05/16 03:29:28] Fluttershy [74/1062] has challenged Cypher [167/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:47 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/05/16 09:07:03] Cypher [494/999] has come upon SlowRiot [780/955] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:44:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/05/16 18:45:12] Cypher [503/999] has come upon Bvarne [204/689] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:32:25 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/05/16 22:09:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 22 days, 13:08:30 toward level 75.
[06/06/16 08:17:22] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 19:32:31 is added to his clock.
[06/07/16 07:02:16] Cypher, gabriel, MadHatter, and Kable have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/16 13:51:27] MrGlass [390/652] has challenged Cypher [115/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:26 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[06/08/16 04:16:54] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:42:34 towards level 75.
[06/10/16 00:45:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 14 days, 23:24:57 toward level 75.
[06/10/16 18:18:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 6 days, 21:47:49 toward level 75.
[06/11/16 01:05:33] d34th, rharwood, and Cypher [2104/2568] have team battled MadMan, tehdude, and Cameron_D [263/2124] and won! 1 day, 11:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 10:41:40] Cypher, pfoley, and Mirc0p [1561/2107] have team battled Zye, SlowRiot, and MadMan [444/1986] and won! 2 days, 00:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 01:18:08] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:15 towards level 75.
[06/12/16 07:04:22] Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and colints [805/1890] have team battled MJ94, Hydrogenum, and Killerkid [378/2076] and won! 0 days, 11:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 15:39:39] pixelate [338/529] has challenged Cypher [583/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:01 is added to pixelate's clock.
[06/13/16 15:39:00] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:48 towards level 75.
[06/14/16 09:45:06] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:18 towards level 75.
[06/14/16 19:50:26] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:23 towards level 75.
[06/15/16 21:00:43] Cypher fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Cypher's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/16 05:22:50] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:47 towards level 75.
[06/16/16 10:37:51] idisjunction [171/910] has come upon Cypher [840/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/16/16 13:04:48] Cypher [52/985] has come upon pfoley [311/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/16/16 14:17:21] TauPan, Cypher, and Ironhoof [1173/2075] have team battled mordac, ruan, and bheesham [710/1288] and won! 0 days, 15:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/16 22:16:37] PiMp0r, yur, and Tenorman [27/1729] have team battled blind, Xyrael, and Cypher [2274/2309] and lost! 1 day, 13:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 02:39:59] brendan [701/969] has challenged Cypher [376/985] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:13:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/16 13:59:06] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:55 towards level 75.
[06/18/16 14:13:35] shandor, Cypher, and Andries [160/2249] have team battled Cthulhu, d34th, and HeavyPodda [2157/2214] and lost! 0 days, 15:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 02:38:17] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:55 towards level 75.
[06/20/16 00:43:29] Kiesteel, IndigoTiger, and Cameron_D [659/2151] have team battled rolando, Cypher, and Pici [1545/2095] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/16 09:13:31] yasdorian [319/630] has come upon Cypher [495/985] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:59:52 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[06/20/16 13:26:19] Cypher [732/985] has come upon gipyelrah [529/1041] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:28:42 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/20/16 19:59:39] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:45 towards level 75.
[06/21/16 22:40:58] ifsp [247/288] has come upon Cypher [788/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:39 is added to ifsp's clock.
[06/22/16 16:30:47] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:30 towards level 75.
[06/23/16 07:46:51] argus [445/562] has come upon Cypher [593/985] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:33:20 is added to argus's clock.
[06/23/16 20:46:33] kier, keeper_c, and soltys [827/2578] have team battled Regnor, CornFly, and Cypher [1366/2799] and lost! 2 days, 20:44:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 00:02:41] Diitto [316/1212] has come upon Cypher [591/985] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:56:18 is added to Diitto's clock.
[06/24/16 11:59:24] Cypher [689/985] has challenged tmberg [830/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/25/16 04:25:58] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:33:27 towards level 76.
[06/27/16 17:57:14] Cypher ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:23:32 from level 76.
[06/27/16 23:35:22] buyoq [406/414] has challenged Cypher [118/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[06/28/16 21:25:32] Cypher discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:28:17 towards level 76.
[07/01/16 12:01:25] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:22:17 is added to his clock.
[07/01/16 18:20:37] Cypher [373/985] has come upon PriceChild [394/496] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:14:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/02/16 15:45:45] Cypher [135/985] has come upon buyoq [199/414] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:10:56 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/04/16 01:55:27] Cypher [686/985] has challenged Douhet [405/900] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:58:02 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/04/16 12:07:06] pixelate, echeese, and Bkid [191/1803] have team battled Cypher, PriceChild, and cirdan [997/2262] and lost! 0 days, 10:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/16 15:05:45] suterismus, Fluttershy, and Gmane [2356/2659] have team battled pfoley, Kussie, and Cypher [951/2089] and won! 2 days, 03:11:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 17:10:39] aucg, Darky, and PersonalJ [1791/2532] have team battled Cypher, iViLe, and keeper_c [2037/3159] and lost! 1 day, 20:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 17:14:56] pixelate, XJR-9, and Asara [993/2258] have team battled cirdan, Cypher, and MontyZuma [902/2786] and won! 0 days, 06:10:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/16 21:24:53] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:21:21 is added to his clock.
[07/07/16 05:24:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 16 days, 17:10:12 toward level 76.
[07/07/16 14:22:23] unicron [542/724] has come upon Cypher [571/985] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/08/16 04:54:02] Cypher misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:11:43 from level 76.
[07/09/16 02:05:03] Cypher stole dindinx's level 60 tunic while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 45 tunic behind, which dindinx then takes.
[07/09/16 02:38:24] Globalirc [120/657] has challenged Cypher [462/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:31:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/09/16 09:40:53] Cypher [351/999] has challenged tiwake [115/1001] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:01:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/09/16 10:35:48] Cypher [787/999] has come upon Onceuponaban [327/535] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:46:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/10/16 04:47:40] Cypher [807/999] has challenged vegadark [188/415] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:12:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/10/16 15:26:41] Scar3cr0w [891/901] has come upon Cypher [625/999] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:39:48 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[07/10/16 19:29:21] Zye [235/414] has come upon Cypher [342/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:13:15 is added to Zye's clock.
[07/10/16 23:50:43] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:19 towards level 76.
[07/12/16 04:54:00] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:43:10 towards level 76.
[07/12/16 06:28:03] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:33 towards level 76.
[07/16/16 20:21:03] sbp, allo, and ryushe [133/1971] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Cypher, and blind [487/2271] and lost! 1 day, 02:04:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 04:15:00] Cypher [448/999] has challenged ChasedSpade [41/695] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:18:14 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/18/16 12:35:56] Cypher [11/999] has come upon d34th [157/1049] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:49:11 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/18/16 20:54:21] robflop [119/636] has come upon Cypher [745/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:52 is added to robflop's clock.
[07/19/16 17:38:47] Cypher [568/999] has challenged shandor [175/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:30:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/19/16 17:38:47] Cypher has dealt shandor a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:36:37 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/20/16 07:49:51] Cypher [132/999] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [625/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:32 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/20/16 18:39:06] SirMonkeybox [177/869] has come upon Cypher [218/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:39:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/21/16 00:39:15] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:24:36 towards level 76.
[07/21/16 19:36:10] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:22:55 is added to his clock.
[07/22/16 00:00:04] arlen [892/1015] has challenged Cypher [311/999] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:36 is removed from arlen's clock.
[07/23/16 03:34:27] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:54:29 from level 76.
[07/23/16 11:46:42] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:51 towards level 76.
[07/24/16 01:11:15] SchrodingersScat, brendan, and Kussie [1476/1985] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Satoshi, and Cypher [654/2348] and won! 0 days, 02:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 03:40:48] Andries [454/578] has come upon Cypher [72/999] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:36:35 is removed from Andries's clock.
[07/25/16 07:32:46] Cypher [210/999] has challenged elf [539/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:19:22 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/26/16 04:51:05] dindinx [178/412] has come upon Cypher [492/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:36:18 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/26/16 13:30:39] blizgerg [524/816] has come upon Cypher [352/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:12:57 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/26/16 18:38:05] Cypher, shandor, and cirdan [987/2485] have team battled Agent86, WallIdl, and Bradicus [1124/1682] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 07:51:04] shrivel [96/359] has come upon Cypher [457/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:30 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/27/16 18:38:57] Cenhinen, h00k, and KyloRen [784/2234] have team battled CornFly, Cypher, and pfoley [772/2538] and won! 2 days, 19:46:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 23:00:08] MontyZuma, Pici, and Lemelisk [343/3003] have team battled MadMan, Cypher, and Realmy [1234/1710] and lost! 0 days, 12:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 22:21:37] vBm, Globalirc, and CornFly [357/2124] have team battled dxrt, Cypher, and DiCE [108/2213] and won! 0 days, 18:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 01:27:54] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:53 towards level 76.
[07/30/16 14:11:05] DiCE [91/265] has challenged Cypher [723/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to DiCE's clock.
[07/30/16 15:21:39] Cypher [809/991] has challenged Schmid [270/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:32:43 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/31/16 23:34:00] GilbertErik [312/533] has challenged Cypher [853/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:25 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[08/02/16 23:52:33] Cypher [239/991] has challenged PriceChild [344/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:05:36 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/03/16 09:56:26] Cypher [562/991] has challenged SchrodingersScat [435/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:39:33 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/03/16 11:41:23] jdb, SchrodingersScat, and Ladon [1321/2102] have team battled Reilly, Cypher, and Mateusz [1979/2059] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/16 03:49:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 5 days, 06:28:39 toward level 76.
[08/04/16 09:05:27] oooooooooooooooo [327/435] has challenged Cypher [529/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:32 is added to oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[08/05/16 23:20:27] Cypher [720/991] has challenged Diitto [653/1224] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/06/16 12:19:22] theZoMBiE [283/648] has come upon Cypher [33/991] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:31:46 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/06/16 18:24:23] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:00:44 is added to his clock.
[08/06/16 23:30:00] Cypher [152/991] has challenged blizgerg [174/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:09 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/07/16 08:48:06] fangfufu [414/540] has come upon Cypher [400/991] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:10:17 is removed from fangfufu's clock.
[08/07/16 14:36:00] dxrt [841/984] has challenged Cypher [130/991] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:07:32 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[08/08/16 08:43:39] Cypher ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:28 from level 76.
[08/08/16 10:38:24] Cypher was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:46 from level 76.
[08/08/16 18:22:08] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:20:25 is added to his clock.
[08/08/16 18:47:20] Fluttershy [74/1071] has challenged Cypher [143/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:22 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/09/16 06:03:09] Cypher [331/991] has challenged Eldoreth [225/369] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:29:02 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/09/16 06:03:09] Cypher has dealt Eldoreth a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:09:49 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[08/09/16 18:53:07] Cypher ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:43:33 from level 77.
[08/11/16 00:41:17] MJ94 [34/684] has come upon Cypher [870/991] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:13:30 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/11/16 03:31:28] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 13:41:07 is added to his clock.
[08/11/16 10:32:16] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:58:05 is added to his clock.
[08/11/16 21:54:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 22 days, 00:27:42 toward level 77.
[08/11/16 23:07:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 28 days, 03:11:06 toward level 77.
[08/12/16 00:17:56] Cypher [102/991] has challenged SchrodingersScat [312/475] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:32:13 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/14/16 02:36:47] ryushe [746/902] has come upon Cypher [496/991] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:53:35 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[08/14/16 03:17:40] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:33:07 from level 77.
[08/15/16 00:10:31] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:35 towards level 77.
[08/15/16 15:43:51] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:32 towards level 77.
[08/16/16 00:41:36] PriceChild, dwfreed, SynthesizerPatel, and Cypher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 01:06:14] Cypher [385/991] has challenged Doctor [601/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:22 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/17/16 16:07:32] Killerkid [570/890] has come upon Cypher [528/991] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:04:58 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[08/20/16 07:06:42] Tenorman [452/828] has come upon Cypher [584/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:24 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/20/16 08:44:46] Cypher [580/991] has come upon Jagon [369/582] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:57:04 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/20/16 13:01:21] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:14 towards level 77.
[08/20/16 15:39:04] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:24:17 is added to his clock.
[08/20/16 19:13:11] Cypher [833/991] has challenged SudoKing [2/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:35 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/22/16 13:07:30] Cypher [503/991] has come upon ville [140/785] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:51:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/22/16 13:28:05] Cypher [284/991] has challenged Gatewayy [645/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:10 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/23/16 06:54:14] Cypher [343/991] has come upon csssuf [66/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:32:43 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/25/16 13:03:49] deadguy [20/28] has challenged Cypher [658/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to deadguy's clock.
[08/26/16 20:40:37] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:05 towards level 77.
[08/27/16 07:10:01] Cypher [825/991] has challenged tspange [233/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:05:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/28/16 05:28:12] Firien [468/878] has come upon Cypher [76/991] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:55:13 is removed from Firien's clock.
[08/28/16 07:30:52] JeDaYoshi [129/420] has challenged Cypher [130/991] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to JeDaYoshi's clock.
[08/29/16 07:03:30] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:58 towards level 77.
[08/29/16 10:32:07] Cypher [768/991] has challenged pfoley [79/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:48:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/30/16 05:39:31] Ttech [890/1414] has challenged Cypher [149/991] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:02:48 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/30/16 05:39:31] Ttech has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:58:55 is added to Cypher's clock.
[08/30/16 21:11:13] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:39:09 is added to his clock.
[08/31/16 11:24:01] JeDaYoshi [224/420] has come upon Cypher [717/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:25:19 is added to JeDaYoshi's clock.
[08/31/16 15:19:23] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:15 towards level 77.
[08/31/16 17:09:33] Boohbah, Cypher, and Cenhinen [276/2346] have team battled JensRex, Pineapple, and arlen [1380/1715] and lost! 1 day, 01:39:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 01:07:11] Cypher [462/991] has challenged fattrat [243/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:16:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/01/16 04:08:13] Herb_Tarlek [450/496] has challenged Cypher [846/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:54:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/02/16 18:43:58] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:22 towards level 77.
[09/03/16 11:24:15] Eldoreth, Cypher, and stonehammer [473/1948] have team battled kensington, Jareeta, and darkmage [1445/2506] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 16:19:28] a1291762, yur, and Cypher [1694/2502] have team battled Lios, Scaramanger, and Zoddo [965/1862] and won! 0 days, 22:36:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 21:53:11] kier [779/829] has come upon Cypher [626/991] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:11:06 is removed from kier's clock.
[09/05/16 14:54:13] Cypher [675/968] has come upon pfoley [431/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/06/16 11:20:25] Relayer, LOG_BOT, and prime [499/1082] have team battled Cypher, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1845/2201] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/16 15:18:20] godog [31/664] has come upon Cypher [513/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:07:26 is added to godog's clock.
[09/07/16 01:31:56] Hodor [129/322] has challenged Cypher [643/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/08/16 01:24:11] Cypher [413/968] has challenged Tzic [276/807] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:43:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/09/16 13:47:55] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 21:21:44 is added to his clock.
[09/10/16 02:58:01] roy [473/592] has come upon Cypher [644/968] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:11:17 is added to roy's clock.
[09/10/16 04:14:07] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:57:06 from level 78.
[09/10/16 19:59:06] ohforfsake [57/223] has challenged Cypher [841/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to ohforfsake's clock.
[09/10/16 20:29:02] Cypher [380/968] has challenged SirMonkeybox [552/876] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:41:14 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/11/16 15:39:39] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:13:36 towards level 78.
[09/11/16 16:41:15] Hydrogenum, a1291762, and arlen [1759/2534] have team battled Cypher, Cenhinen, and hannesenator [1658/2465] and won! 0 days, 23:53:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/16 04:27:29] fangfufu, Cypher, and PinkiePie [1794/2107] have team battled SirNeo, SirMonkeybox, and grooverider [2300/2400] and lost! 0 days, 18:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/16 02:58:57] Cypher [547/968] has come upon dxrt [463/976] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:22:23 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/13/16 06:37:06] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:10:42 is added to his clock.
[09/14/16 00:50:36] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:13:30 towards level 78.
[09/14/16 04:10:55] Cypher [255/968] has come upon strugart [1102/1111] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:13:10 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/14/16 12:02:57] Cypher [293/968] has challenged godog [656/664] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:24:34 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/15/16 03:50:47] Mezoli [94/173] has challenged Cypher [929/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/15/16 20:17:02] AbacusAvenger [20/509] has challenged Cypher [803/968] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:09:34 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[09/15/16 20:22:25] Cypher [671/968] has come upon woonack [63/455] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:32:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/16/16 10:16:34] Cypher stole Hodor's level 49 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 24 pair of gloves behind, which Hodor then takes.
[09/19/16 03:18:43] Herb_Tarlek [225/497] has come upon Cypher [190/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:08:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/19/16 14:54:53] MrGlass [74/541] has come upon Cypher [514/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:02:14 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[09/20/16 04:20:58] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:46 towards level 78.
[09/20/16 23:11:26] sjums_the_great [111/445] has come upon Cypher [641/996] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:36:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/21/16 09:11:41] yasdorian [232/599] has come upon Cypher [768/996] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:16:19 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[09/21/16 22:44:40] darkmage, Cypher, and iViLe [1453/2841] have team battled Bkid, holloway, and PocketKiller [570/1387] and won! 0 days, 18:35:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/16 02:47:19] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:00:34 from level 78.
[09/22/16 07:50:23] Cypher, vox, and robochot [1883/2452] have team battled Oooooog, Aeyaneron, and xa [884/1185] and won! 0 days, 18:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/16 11:58:39] XenGi, Cypher, unicron, and basepi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/16 22:54:35] daemoneye [424/719] has come upon Cypher [384/996] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:41:03 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[09/26/16 02:45:15] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:18:32 towards level 78.
[09/27/16 11:11:23] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:58:44 from level 78.
[09/27/16 12:13:55] arlen [229/969] has challenged Cypher [837/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:02:02 is added to arlen's clock.
[09/30/16 04:27:08] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 18:19:26 is added to his clock.
[09/30/16 11:56:34] shymega, arlen, and TauPan [534/1544] have team battled jenksy, Cypher, and Zaratustra [383/2761] and won! 0 days, 02:29:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/16 17:39:40] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:11:32 towards level 78.
[10/03/16 01:25:56] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:08:49 towards level 78.
[10/06/16 03:47:56] Captain_Chaos [5/6] has challenged Cypher [276/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/06/16 14:23:43] Cypher [44/996] has come upon dodobrain [415/630] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:07:22 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/06/16 18:08:48] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:38:24 towards level 78.
[10/08/16 03:57:09] Cypher [401/996] has come upon Adar [397/595] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:01:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/08/16 15:59:44] Cypher was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:09:56 from level 78.
[10/08/16 23:48:43] suterismus, Milquetoast, and gipyelrah [1537/3238] have team battled vBm, Cypher, and PiotrekD [1205/2215] and won! 1 day, 02:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 13:18:39] Cypher was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:40:41 from level 78.
[10/09/16 16:27:08] Cypher [222/996] has challenged Boohbah [451/725] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:16:13 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/10/16 00:59:17] Flynn [660/966] has come upon Cypher [855/996] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:13:55 is added to Flynn's clock.
[10/10/16 02:13:38] Cypher [454/996] has come upon suterismus [1068/1248] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:11:01 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/11/16 23:51:26] Cypher [49/996] has challenged Sixbierehomme [224/728] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:52:58 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/12/16 10:22:16] Cypher [720/996] has come upon Cenhinen [348/615] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:18:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/23/16 22:25:32] Cypher [596/996] has come upon Cenhinen [298/615] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:54:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/24/16 00:51:46] Babar, Cypher, and Mateusz [1117/2759] have team battled Doctor, Cenhinen, and AngryParsley [671/2278] and won! 2 days, 14:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 06:31:57] Eldoreth [6/605] has challenged Cypher [751/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:54:30 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[10/24/16 15:12:39] daemoneye, Cypher, and LordH [1990/2657] have team battled Ladon, Majak, and Tenorman [1006/2396] and won! 1 day, 03:16:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 20:06:45] TauPan, pfoley, and JensRex [706/1632] have team battled strugart, Cypher, and MrGlass [1967/2685] and lost! 7 days, 06:16:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 13:24:18] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:28 towards level 78.
[10/27/16 03:01:21] fbenoit [410/481] has challenged Cypher [931/996] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:30:08 is added to fbenoit's clock.
[10/28/16 13:46:27] Cypher [245/1001] has challenged Fluttershy [605/1089] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:22:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/29/16 11:21:11] Cypher [745/1001] has come upon zokko [297/693] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:44:43 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/29/16 13:32:55] BURUT [415/919] has come upon Cypher [752/1001] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:36:06 is added to BURUT's clock.
[10/31/16 12:30:24] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:14 towards level 78.
[11/01/16 03:25:13] Cypher bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:00:29 from level 78.
[11/01/16 22:24:11] jenksy [529/876] has challenged Cypher [85/1001] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:38:46 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[11/03/16 14:19:39] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/16 03:03:03] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:32:18 towards level 78.
[11/04/16 20:01:15] Nofew [276/983] has come upon Cypher [788/1006] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:40:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/05/16 05:34:34] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:12:40 from level 78.
[11/06/16 12:05:15] Cypher [450/1006] has challenged Pici [62/821] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:14:17 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/06/16 22:48:38] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:07:30 towards level 78.
[11/07/16 02:28:28] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:09:30 towards level 78.
[11/07/16 13:20:40] Cypher, Asara, and Iceman [1268/2457] have team battled blind, everbrew, and dtype [46/1722] and won! 0 days, 07:29:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 22:27:11] Cypher [508/1006] has challenged pixelate [434/492] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:37:13 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/08/16 23:57:58] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:48 towards level 78.
[11/09/16 08:15:36] Cypher set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:37:39 from level 78.
[11/09/16 09:53:26] Cypher ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:27:42 from level 78.
[11/10/16 01:37:00] Cypher [710/1006] has challenged AbacusAvenger [133/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:03:40 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/10/16 23:56:27] eva42, gabriel, and yano [2154/2959] have team battled Cypher, rxcomm, and XJR-9 [793/2506] and won! 2 days, 08:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 04:47:08] Cypher [69/1006] has challenged IdleBot [483/1644] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:42:41 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/11/16 15:56:41] Cypher [83/1006] has come upon blind [177/778] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:10:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/11/16 16:51:39] IndigoTiger [708/1025] has challenged Cypher [180/1006] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:59 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/12/16 10:19:30] Adar, Crazycatlady, Cypher, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/16 18:12:33] Cypher [765/1006] has challenged AngryParsley [559/710] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:17:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/14/16 15:03:41] daemoneye [192/726] has come upon Cypher [12/1006] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:03:24 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[11/15/16 02:21:29] theemstra [467/723] has challenged Cypher [965/1006] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/16/16 07:51:07] borsin [177/411] has come upon Cypher [6/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:54:15 is removed from borsin's clock.
[11/16/16 21:18:58] Cypher [616/1006] has come upon AngryParsley [113/710] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:17:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/17/16 06:38:41] PiotrekD [180/687] has challenged Cypher [550/1006] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:05:00 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[11/17/16 07:45:09] elbie [78/239] has challenged Cypher [671/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/17/16 13:29:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 05:33:10 from level 78.
[11/17/16 17:52:04] Killerkid, tmberg, and Herb_Tarlek [1689/2223] have team battled Cypher, pixelate, and Ladon [2093/2490] and lost! 3 days, 06:19:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/16 13:32:05] Tzic, robox, and AngryParsley [1769/2183] have team battled a1291762, dtype, and Cypher [1009/2358] and won! 3 days, 05:17:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 05:17:12] Cypher stole SirMonkeybox's level 135 tunic while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 60 tunic behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[11/20/16 16:37:09] Sonata [139/187] has challenged Cypher [603/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Sonata's clock.
[11/20/16 18:14:01] robochot [21/450] has challenged Cypher [898/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:43 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/21/16 22:02:56] Cypher [949/1073] has come upon AngryParsley [524/719] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:49:27 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/22/16 04:27:21] SlowRiot [429/937] has challenged Cypher [722/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/22/16 11:03:26] Cypher [539/1073] has come upon Sir_Lemming [488/576] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:22:19 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/25/16 02:31:46] Cypher [1023/1073] has come upon Lios [323/889] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:31:00 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/25/16 18:38:32] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:53 towards level 78.
[11/25/16 22:43:02] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:45 towards level 78.
[11/26/16 02:55:05] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:30:08 is added to his clock.
[11/26/16 19:33:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 5 days, 15:05:55 toward level 78.
[11/27/16 00:12:40] dodobrain [852/875] has challenged Cypher [1064/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:11:01 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[11/27/16 17:19:37] Iri [349/359] has challenged Cypher [576/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:08:01 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/28/16 07:23:39] Cypher [797/1073] has come upon Adar [187/594] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:21:32 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/28/16 08:20:25] Cypher [152/1073] has come upon RBecker [181/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:02 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/30/16 21:56:45] Cypher [301/1073] has challenged dtype [241/325] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:02:12 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/01/16 02:17:39] Cypher [313/1073] has come upon JensRex [642/731] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:05:54 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/01/16 08:31:10] Cypher [665/1073] has come upon Adar [453/594] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:23:33 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/02/16 19:38:44] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:02:25 towards level 79.
[12/03/16 03:08:17] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:11:03 towards level 79.

[12/04/16 01:32:47] osannatas [243/403] has challenged Cypher [1060/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to osannatas's clock.
[12/05/16 12:26:37] Cypher [639/1073] has come upon SlowRiot [657/928] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:57:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/06/16 02:11:56] MrGlass, Evrial, Lemelisk, and Cypher have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/16 13:26:02] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:41:29 is added to his clock.
[12/06/16 16:45:07] Cypher [719/1073] has challenged Darky [531/842] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:09:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/07/16 00:56:23] Cypher [612/1073] has come upon Meta [245/905] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:01:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/08/16 15:19:02] soltys [475/673] has come upon Cypher [252/1073] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:35:39 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/09/16 03:08:32] Cypher [550/1073] has challenged IndigoTiger [642/1026] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:02:10 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/09/16 06:57:11] xa, unicron, and AbacusAvenger [221/1655] have team battled vox, Cypher, and fattrat [1575/2808] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/16 16:38:37] KeboDK, Anaxyn, and Euronur [1241/1971] have team battled Milquetoast, CornFly, and Cypher [2490/2900] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 08:09:53] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/16 10:40:08] Fluttershy, Evrial, and Captain_Chaos [557/1876] have team battled damyan, a1291762, and Cypher [777/3083] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 17:48:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 9 days, 18:05:57 toward level 79.
[12/13/16 05:47:47] Cypher [1030/1079] has challenged Virtual [536/636] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:51:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/13/16 09:09:07] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:04 towards level 79.
[12/13/16 09:11:20] PriceChild, womblecat, and glook [888/1226] have team battled Cypher, Darky, and Xenthys [1195/2586] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 10:07:45] Mirc0p [470/482] has come upon Cypher [1009/1079] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:58:37 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[12/13/16 19:25:43] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:26 towards level 79.
[12/15/16 01:34:43] Eldoreth [29/665] has come upon Cypher [487/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:11 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[12/16/16 03:15:29] Relayer [138/551] has challenged Cypher [166/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:54:35 is added to Relayer's clock.
[12/17/16 14:14:17] Cypher [534/1079] has come upon TauPan [38/303] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:30:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/17/16 14:14:17] Cypher has dealt TauPan a Critical Strike! 10 days, 17:34:51 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/17/16 22:35:16] Cypher [256/1079] has come upon Drevas [339/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:38:13 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/18/16 09:36:14] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:52 from level 79.
[12/20/16 04:12:09] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:07 towards level 79.
[12/20/16 17:25:50] vegadark, TauPan, and astropoint [596/1374] have team battled Cypher, Enthiendor, and LordH [2115/2522] and lost! 3 days, 14:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 18:52:53] Cypher [422/1079] has come upon suterismus [737/1262] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:45:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/21/16 14:26:16] daemoneye [736/751] has come upon Cypher [140/1079] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:35:15 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[12/22/16 13:16:07] fattrat [453/645] has challenged Cypher [124/1079] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/22/16 21:34:00] Mordraan [11/42] has challenged Cypher [487/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[12/23/16 06:14:13] Cypher got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:45 from level 79.
[12/23/16 17:59:42] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:06 towards level 79.
[12/25/16 23:45:27] PersonalJ [756/777] has challenged Cypher [425/1079] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:38:52 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[12/25/16 23:45:27] In the fierce battle, Cypher dropped his level 75 set of leggings! PersonalJ picks it up, tossing his old level 50 set of leggings to Cypher.
[12/27/16 17:20:40] Cypher [567/1056] has come upon AngryParsley [292/923] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:45:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/28/16 06:47:33] Cypher [972/1056] has come upon Cenhinen [173/620] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:07:13 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/28/16 17:14:04] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:12 towards level 79.
[12/29/16 16:00:10] Beavis, sasaniak, and WallIdl [1965/2357] have team battled damyan, Cypher, and woonack [2212/2479] and lost! 2 days, 18:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/16 21:08:20] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:52 towards level 79.
[12/30/16 06:49:56] vegadark, Cypher, and Cenhinen [648/2121] have team battled Jareeta, SirMonkeybox, and Mateusz [1945/2553] and lost! 2 days, 04:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/16 04:05:58] Nofew [249/988] has come upon Cypher [983/1056] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:50:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/01/17 13:30:49] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:50 towards level 79.
[01/01/17 22:02:38] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:36 towards level 79.
[01/04/17 07:08:42] Cypher [250/1056] has challenged pagz [259/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:15:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/04/17 09:19:39] Cypher met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:29:30 from level 79.
[01/04/17 13:05:45] dwfreed, Globalirc, and Virtual [1785/1799] have team battled GilbertErik, Mordraan, and Cypher [1527/1958] and won! 4 days, 20:20:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 23:14:50] godog [252/674] has challenged Cypher [743/1056] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:59:07 is added to godog's clock.
[01/05/17 15:25:25] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:59 towards level 79.
[01/06/17 12:03:20] Xenthys, Lemelisk, and dxrt [2747/2751] have team battled basepi, Cypher, and damyan [1897/2885] and won! 1 day, 22:56:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/17 04:47:26] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:15 towards level 79.
[01/08/17 12:15:19] sjefen6, Woona, and Bokkie [258/1769] have team battled Cypher, pixelate, and Ladon [267/2521] and lost! 4 days, 20:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/17 14:46:16] Globalirc, fattrat, and Majak [1365/2017] have team battled Ladon, Sundance, and Cypher [1780/2532] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 12:26:26] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:53 towards level 79.
[01/11/17 15:03:16] canton7 [413/706] has come upon Cypher [795/1056] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:33:53 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/11/17 18:51:59] PiotrekD [201/706] has come upon Cypher [540/1056] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:59:27 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[01/14/17 00:13:06] Cypher [1013/1056] has come upon zid [779/841] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:17:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/14/17 00:57:58] Cypher sharpened the edge of his weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/17 17:49:21] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:54 towards level 79.
[01/15/17 04:53:01] Lios, h00k, and Cypher [2298/2756] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Doctor, and SudoKing [848/2371] and won! 1 day, 02:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/17 14:49:08] Ladon [780/962] has challenged Cypher [635/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:19 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[01/15/17 15:00:45] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:31 towards level 79.
[01/16/17 05:54:30] Cypher [159/1078] has challenged FakeWizard [612/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/17/17 00:31:05] Cypher [418/1078] has come upon dodobrain [96/875] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:05:09 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/17/17 03:31:59] Cypher fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:55 from level 79.
[01/17/17 20:36:23] Cypher lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:02 from level 79.
[01/19/17 07:32:13] Cypher set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:23 from level 79.
[01/21/17 05:58:57] Cypher [996/1078] has come upon dtype [191/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:19:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/21/17 13:53:55] sjums_the_great, IdleMaster, and IndigoTiger [298/1993] have team battled Ttech, SN4T14, and Cypher [2462/3253] and lost! 4 days, 18:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 09:48:46] JuanMaestro [287/596] has challenged Cypher [960/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:50:08 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/23/17 03:15:42] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:10 towards level 79.
[01/23/17 08:52:09] Cypher was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:48 from level 79.
[01/24/17 09:17:57] Cypher [341/1078] has challenged Goodkat [82/455] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:16:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/27/17 20:29:18] Cypher [229/1078] has come upon droogie [685/791] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:23:48 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/28/17 13:21:48] Cypher [962/1078] has come upon Pithlit [216/501] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:49:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/29/17 01:01:25] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:24:01 towards level 80.
[01/29/17 12:02:13] gipyelrah [1004/1086] has challenged Cypher [289/1078] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[01/29/17 17:16:53] nfsnobody [15/706] has challenged Cypher [110/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:58:34 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[01/31/17 03:28:34] Cypher [1005/1078] has challenged Globalirc [220/640] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:58:53 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/31/17 13:00:23] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:22 towards level 80.
[02/03/17 09:55:41] Cypher [326/1078] has challenged Firien [403/911] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:52:06 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/07/17 03:08:17] Syloq, ohnx, and dtype [1025/1074] have team battled Agent86, Cypher, and dclaw123 [809/2370] and won! 0 days, 00:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 10:19:30] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:43:51 towards level 80.
[02/07/17 21:33:25] Cypher [524/1078] has challenged Virtual [559/661] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:42:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/08/17 02:21:55] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 10:59:40 is added to his clock.
[02/09/17 17:08:46] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:28:52 towards level 80.
[02/10/17 08:34:57] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:15:12 towards level 80.
[02/12/17 05:44:55] Goodkat, ville, and Cypher [1663/2334] have team battled Pici, Mirc0p, and allo [1704/1973] and lost! 1 day, 06:06:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/17 09:58:42] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:24:47 towards level 80.
[02/14/17 08:06:40] IFo [69/251] has challenged Cypher [834/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to IFo's clock.
[02/15/17 14:26:52] vox [77/1095] has come upon Cypher [735/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:38 is added to vox's clock.
[02/15/17 22:37:56] Cypher [896/1078] has come upon Adar [79/554] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:19:36 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/17/17 09:30:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 13 days, 14:26:35 toward level 80.
[02/18/17 03:40:57] Cypher EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:11 from level 80.
[02/18/17 11:52:46] IndigoTiger [387/1000] has come upon Cypher [20/1078] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:44:05 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/18/17 14:00:24] Cypher, MrGlass, and ville [860/2736] have team battled awgh, kline, and canton7 [404/1312] and won! 3 days, 18:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/17 06:24:11] Taffer, IndigoTiger, and XJR-9 [1567/2358] have team battled hannesenator, SirMonkeybox, and Cypher [1690/2910] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 00:15:57] Cypher [944/1078] has challenged pixelate [384/488] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:05:51 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/24/17 16:46:02] Agent86 [453/473] has come upon Cypher [95/1078] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:21:43 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[02/25/17 08:55:52] Cypher [479/981] has challenged dwfreed [136/503] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:25:00 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/25/17 17:58:40] Cypher [337/981] has challenged Asara [779/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:03:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/25/17 18:58:58] Cypher [944/981] has challenged Bvarne [521/707] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:04:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/26/17 18:00:24] KeboDK [792/886] has challenged Cypher [402/981] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:44:36 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/27/17 00:53:30] Cypher [357/981] has come upon Fluttershy [705/891] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:46:25 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/27/17 05:03:41] Ttech [1029/1483] has challenged Cypher [406/981] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:32:52 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/27/17 05:03:41] Ttech has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:36:52 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/27/17 14:06:31] MadMan [571/788] has challenged Cypher [406/981] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:26:28 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/28/17 02:16:25] El_Sobaka [186/248] has challenged Cypher [733/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/01/17 01:35:39] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:49:01 is added to his clock.
[03/01/17 03:17:57] dodobrain [416/875] has challenged Cypher [479/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:08 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[03/01/17 11:06:05] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:24 towards level 80.
[03/02/17 08:46:11] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:32 towards level 80.
[03/02/17 16:17:10] vegadark [45/445] has come upon Cypher [920/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:18:45 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/04/17 06:28:52] El_Sobaka [175/320] has challenged Cypher [979/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/05/17 05:46:15] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:48 from level 80.
[03/05/17 07:21:39] ncarl747 [2/282] has challenged Cypher [389/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/05/17 14:17:27] RBecker, godog, and fattrat [2171/2628] have team battled kline, Globalirc, and Cypher [1676/2063] and won! 1 day, 00:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 01:02:46] Cypher [726/981] has challenged KeboDK [504/886] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:14:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/07/17 03:49:13] Cypher [160/981] has come upon Xenthys [440/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:30 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/08/17 16:37:36] holloway, RedW, and allo [611/2015] have team battled Bradicus, Cypher, and shymega [27/2138] and won! 8 days, 19:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 06:14:29] woonack [270/444] has come upon Cypher [910/981] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:13:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/10/17 03:44:51] tmberg, Cypher, and Herb_Tarlek [1372/2512] have team battled SudoKing, dodobrain, and Jareeta [14/2682] and won! 2 days, 21:28:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 23:59:35] Doctor [699/975] has come upon Cypher [357/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:28 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[03/11/17 02:01:07] borsin, AbrahamLinksys, and idlerpgww [127/1460] have team battled Asara, Firien, and Cypher [1969/2903] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/17 15:22:42] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:01 towards level 80.
[03/13/17 08:46:52] Cypher [46/981] has come upon Syloq [256/289] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:39:48 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/13/17 09:50:39] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:21:42 is added to his clock.
[03/13/17 20:36:07] woonack, zid, and RistoUuranmaki [1856/1997] have team battled lipek, Cypher, and Cameron_D [875/3550] and won! 0 days, 08:50:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 23:32:42] vrillusions, Mirc0p, and damyan [597/2558] have team battled Cypher, pants, and Nofew [1899/2843] and lost! 2 days, 21:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 00:09:47] Cypher [785/981] has challenged IndigoTiger [467/1000] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:30:04 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/16/17 11:09:13] Reilly, Cypher, and khmerboy [1716/1833] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, sjefen6, and pfoley [200/1724] and won! 1 day, 03:52:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/17 23:57:06] Globalirc, kensington, Cypher, and jenksy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/17 00:18:56] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:16 from level 80.
[03/17/17 13:31:40] ohnx [166/417] has challenged Cypher [396/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:04 is added to ohnx's clock.
[03/19/17 00:44:01] allo [427/494] has challenged Cypher [496/981] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:52:53 is added to allo's clock.
[03/19/17 10:47:30] Jareeta [718/1101] has challenged Cypher [752/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:17:50 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[03/19/17 16:00:21] AbacusAvenger, Cypher, and Andries [1862/2599] have team battled xa, AbrahamLinksys, and Aeyaneron [919/1594] and won! 2 days, 15:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 14:44:20] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:27 towards level 80.
[03/20/17 17:08:17] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:11 towards level 80.
[03/22/17 01:06:22] Zaratustra, Meta, and Cypher [2095/2848] have team battled irix, FakeWizard, and Heisenberg [363/2621] and won! 2 days, 02:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 14:12:55] Cypher, Jareeta, and BronyDee [1941/2676] have team battled GilbertErik, rxcomm, and Herb_Tarlek [1759/1984] and won! 1 day, 21:53:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 23:37:20] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:51 from level 80.
[03/24/17 02:46:40] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:24:04 towards level 80.
[03/24/17 12:30:38] TheGrumpyScot [28/32] has challenged Cypher [742/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/24/17 12:45:33] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:24 towards level 80.
[03/25/17 03:50:01] Reilly, everbrew, and LordH [1971/2167] have team battled Cypher, MetaNova, and max [1385/2091] and won! 3 days, 06:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 06:00:59] vuffie [96/335] has come upon Cypher [521/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:45:31 is added to vuffie's clock.
[03/25/17 11:29:03] jenksy, Andries, and Avocet [1739/2047] have team battled Jareeta, Cypher, and Euronur [119/2744] and won! 0 days, 08:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 22:45:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 6 days, 13:52:41 toward level 80.
[03/26/17 12:33:10] Cypher [38/993] has come upon max [329/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:16 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/26/17 14:24:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 3 days, 22:13:43 toward level 80.
[03/26/17 17:16:37] Bl4ckC0r3 [66/340] has come upon Cypher [734/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:57 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/27/17 02:51:33] Cypher [147/993] has come upon tmberg [872/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/27/17 06:32:14] Tharbakery, Fattyeater, and Asara [150/2151] have team battled Tenorman, Cypher, and jenksy [2874/2982] and lost! 1 day, 17:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/17 20:15:20] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:52 towards level 80.
[03/28/17 14:42:47] Cypher [1011/1055] has challenged IndigoTiger [53/996] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/28/17 23:14:14] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:10:45 towards level 81.
[03/29/17 04:46:33] Cypher [852/1055] has come upon Grums [372/416] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:54:16 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/29/17 16:06:33] TheGrumpyScot [140/254] has challenged Cypher [829/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/29/17 17:12:12] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:09:47 towards level 81.
[03/30/17 09:50:41] Cypher burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Cypher's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/17 14:56:12] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 18:54:20 is added to his clock.
[03/31/17 16:38:04] Bl4ckC0r3 [376/379] has challenged Cypher [301/1051] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/31/17 23:58:26] jstg, Cypher, and Evrial [17/2393] have team battled sasaniak, neurospex, and darkmage [1949/2708] and lost! 2 days, 18:01:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 14:58:11] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:00:44 towards level 81.
[04/01/17 19:47:07] kenyon [814/904] has challenged Cypher [942/1051] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:50:25 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/01/17 23:28:00] droogie, WallIdl, Cypher, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/17 16:20:59] Hodor [142/387] has challenged Cypher [347/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:37 is added to Hodor's clock.
[04/03/17 09:26:17] Cypher [954/1051] has challenged AbacusAvenger [330/854] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:49:13 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/05/17 10:41:38] Jareeta [918/1111] has challenged Cypher [597/1051] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:22:44 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[04/05/17 20:33:14] Cypher got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:08:32 from level 81.
[04/06/17 19:40:21] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:21 towards level 81.
[04/06/17 23:53:26] Cypher [564/1051] has challenged hannesenator [758/934] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:15:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/07/17 01:08:45] Darky, XenGi, and Cameron_D [472/3212] have team battled Cypher, vuffie, and bl4ckscor3 [272/1958] and won! 2 days, 11:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 10:56:04] kork [163/273] has come upon Cypher [630/1051] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:11:02 is added to kork's clock.
[04/07/17 11:57:14] godog [405/680] has challenged Cypher [575/1051] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:40:33 is added to godog's clock.
[04/08/17 06:32:54] Cypher [902/1051] has come upon yawgmoth [501/533] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:45:14 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/08/17 12:49:09] basepi, D.Va, and Milquetoast [1425/2237] have team battled PinkiePie, Cypher, and Gatewayy [1123/2522] and won! 1 day, 02:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 21:58:58] idlerpgww [349/502] has challenged Cypher [146/1051] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[04/10/17 08:27:51] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:26 towards level 81.
[04/10/17 15:40:39] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:23 towards level 81.
[04/11/17 01:30:35] Xenthys, Misza, and Cypher [1561/2637] have team battled qbit, Sailor_Venus, and godog [512/2023] and won! 0 days, 00:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 07:29:51] Birdbones [80/946] has challenged Cypher [234/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/17 06:45:16] Cypher broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:58:04 from level 81.
[04/13/17 17:39:02] Xethron, Fattyeater, and Cypher [1889/2379] have team battled Majak, Satoshi, and pfoley [1160/1960] and won! 0 days, 14:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 02:45:32] Cypher spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Cypher's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/17 07:09:09] Atan [58/330] has challenged Cypher [997/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Atan's clock.
[04/16/17 21:06:31] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 04:14:52 is added to his clock.
[04/17/17 03:32:06] kensington, gollum, and osannatas [986/1607] have team battled Cypher, Herb_Tarlek, and Sailor_Venus [1516/2385] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/17 03:29:16] Cypher, unicron, and droogie [2379/2634] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, holloway, and J [446/1993] and won! 1 day, 08:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 10:08:49] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:21:36 towards level 81.
[04/19/17 10:12:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 5 days, 18:37:35 toward level 81.
[04/20/17 12:36:28] Cypher [731/1037] has come upon nfsnobody [429/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:14:13 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/23/17 18:20:04] pixelate, godog, and Sailor_Venus [144/1848] have team battled fattrat, Cypher, and Sundance [2073/2853] and lost! 0 days, 13:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/17 11:51:36] LordH, JRWR, and irix [2166/2207] have team battled Cypher, PiotrekD, and Xethron [1195/2522] and won! 0 days, 00:09:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 23:53:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 23:33:18 toward level 81.
[04/25/17 01:31:11] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:37 towards level 81.
[04/25/17 13:29:21] Cypher [357/1037] has come upon tmberg [524/880] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:46:03 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/25/17 18:47:24] Cypher [573/1037] has challenged Bkid [61/911] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:30:15 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/25/17 21:49:11] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:23 towards level 81.
[04/26/17 09:53:00] Cypher [477/1037] has challenged Atan [138/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:21:32 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/27/17 07:52:17] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:28 towards level 81.
[04/27/17 16:15:30] Cypher, ncarl747, and max [1467/2506] have team battled arg8bluefan, pants, and kensington [1337/1691] and won! 0 days, 06:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/17 07:58:08] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:42 towards level 81.
[04/29/17 07:03:20] Cypher [45/1049] has come upon brycec [385/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:19 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/29/17 07:06:12] Killerkid, Cypher, and simple [1415/2608] have team battled Taffer, Bvarne, and Ironhoof [1241/2453] and won! 1 day, 03:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 13:38:59] Cypher [79/1049] has come upon kier [206/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:17:58 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/29/17 21:50:29] Cypher [250/1049] has come upon uhmmm [184/441] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:35:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/30/17 15:29:26] Cypher, gollum, and yasdorian [1595/2027] have team battled glook, stvc, and allo [273/1191] and won! 0 days, 11:22:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 17:55:27] Cypher [1013/1049] has come upon SN4T14 [252/771] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:48:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/30/17 22:01:24] Cypher, Zye, and SchrodingersScat [1623/2628] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, dtype, and CornFly [712/2322] and won! 2 days, 19:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 10:18:17] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:03 towards level 81.
[05/03/17 22:00:54] Cypher [305/1049] has challenged Virtual [200/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:56:17 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/03/17 23:02:38] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:10 towards level 81.
[05/05/17 04:28:29] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:54:25 is added to his clock.
[05/05/17 11:40:44] Cypher, RBecker, and arlen [1402/2731] have team battled canton7, Hodor, and Chuck [1314/2260] and won! 1 day, 14:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 02:54:59] woonack, sartan, and SudoKing [1890/2139] have team battled MadMan, glorgamitch, and Cypher [1564/2271] and won! 0 days, 02:41:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 22:07:00] MetaNova, Lnk, and tspange [128/1581] have team battled Cypher, Realmy, and dwfreed [601/2594] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 05:42:01] Cypher slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Cypher's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/17 07:37:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 22:16:47 toward level 81.
[05/09/17 14:37:40] hannesenator, dwfreed, and Lemelisk [620/2470] have team battled Asara, Cypher, and Beavis [1090/3249] and lost! 2 days, 01:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/17 23:02:50] Cypher [847/1044] has challenged Euronur [402/683] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:12:27 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/10/17 14:00:57] Heisenberg [84/849] has challenged Cypher [927/1044] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:30:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/11/17 08:32:59] Cypher [46/1044] has come upon liara [283/393] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:09:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/11/17 16:39:59] Lim [254/355] has challenged Cypher [971/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Lim's clock.
[05/11/17 22:05:44] robox, mordac, and Milquetoast [1782/2489] have team battled neurospex, DrOfBaconNomics, and Cypher [2941/3290] and lost! 3 days, 20:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 22:26:35] abra0 [507/940] has challenged Cypher [354/1044] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from abra0's clock.
[05/13/17 08:00:01] Herb_Tarlek, Bradicus, and Cypher [1565/2346] have team battled awgh, BronyDee, and AngryParsley [1804/2105] and lost! 0 days, 18:29:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 21:30:23] Cypher [230/1044] has challenged MadHatter [449/510] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:26:03 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/13/17 22:33:34] Cypher [967/1044] has come upon BronyDee [355/602] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:08:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/15/17 02:16:48] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 15:38:10 is added to his clock.
[05/15/17 05:59:50] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:31:29 is added to his clock.
[05/17/17 11:03:01] pixelate [216/474] has come upon Cypher [697/1044] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:29:46 is added to pixelate's clock.
[05/18/17 05:05:12] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/17 09:13:19] RBecker [448/786] has challenged Cypher [891/1049] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to RBecker's clock.
[05/19/17 00:24:43] Hydrogenum, Cypher, and ville [44/2132] have team battled Tenorman, idlerpgww, and LordH [282/2589] and lost! 1 day, 20:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 15:16:35] alexj [128/496] has come upon Cypher [97/1049] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:41:46 is removed from alexj's clock.
[05/21/17 20:27:14] Cypher [663/1049] has come upon Brady [260/336] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:18:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/22/17 11:16:14] Gizmokid2005 [726/848] has challenged Cypher [613/1049] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:27:56 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[05/22/17 17:11:28] FakeWizard, X-Ray, and dindinx [693/1548] have team battled Zoddo, theemstra, and Cypher [675/2555] and won! 0 days, 00:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 23:09:50] Cypher left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Cypher's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/17 13:09:48] brendan [1309/1353] has challenged Cypher [143/1018] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:16:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/24/17 15:02:05] AncalagonThBlack [226/499] has challenged Cypher [698/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/26/17 12:37:37] Grums [40/455] has challenged Cypher [528/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:27:22 is added to Grums's clock.
[05/27/17 20:09:46] Cypher was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:42:40 from level 82.
[05/28/17 01:01:16] Syloq [54/295] has come upon Cypher [581/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:50:38 is added to Syloq's clock.
[05/28/17 16:43:44] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:28:03 towards level 82.
[05/28/17 19:49:45] AbrahamLinksys [202/695] has challenged Cypher [859/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:00 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/29/17 10:53:08] woonack [54/469] has challenged Cypher [128/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:23:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/30/17 02:39:09] zifnab06 [206/386] has challenged Cypher [255/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/30/17 03:02:46] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:16:00 towards level 82.
[05/30/17 06:21:42] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:23:25 towards level 82.
[05/31/17 04:16:08] Cypher [151/1018] has challenged Ironhoof [215/1106] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:17:09 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/31/17 15:21:46] Cypher [67/1018] has come upon uhmmm [110/431] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:42:01 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/31/17 18:33:59] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:33:51 towards level 82.
[06/01/17 12:23:00] Gatewayy [559/791] has challenged Cypher [759/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:41 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[06/01/17 12:39:54] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:16:05 towards level 82.
[06/01/17 14:42:49] Majak, stvc, and canton7 [1583/1740] have team battled theemstra, Cypher, and Satoshi [1537/2572] and won! 1 day, 19:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 21:24:49] Cypher [659/1018] has challenged pixelate [451/474] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:08:38 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/02/17 02:51:38] allo [269/477] has come upon Cypher [615/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:19:42 is added to allo's clock.
[06/02/17 09:27:14] Cypher [892/1018] has challenged kinopu [5/352] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:14:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/02/17 13:28:02] kline [156/464] has challenged Cypher [517/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:54:07 is added to kline's clock.
[06/04/17 17:39:59] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:31:47 is added to his clock.
[06/04/17 18:39:17] Cypher [965/1018] has challenged neurospex [1049/1222] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:25:32 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/04/17 21:28:48] max [184/760] has come upon Cypher [542/1018] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:33:05 is added to max's clock.
[06/05/17 07:22:50] Bl4ckC0re [232/317] has come upon Cypher [327/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:02 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/05/17 23:53:11] Atan [409/464] has challenged Cypher [496/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Atan's clock.
[06/06/17 08:31:22] Socks [392/579] has challenged Cypher [33/1018] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:07:33 is removed from Socks's clock.
[06/07/17 01:55:14] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:58:30 towards level 82.
[06/07/17 16:57:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 15:15:33 from level 82.
[06/07/17 18:00:25] PiotrekD [237/686] has come upon Cypher [4/1018] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:28:46 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[06/08/17 02:36:05] Cypher [133/1018] has come upon J [304/517] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:43:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/08/17 08:25:24] Cypher, Bokkie, and bigjay [868/2701] have team battled JensRex, alexj, and MJ94 [1374/2241] and lost! 2 days, 06:28:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 23:02:48] Skyie, Cypher, and petrichor [1891/2210] have team battled mordac, glook, and SpikeX [1160/1869] and won! 0 days, 00:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 20:55:20] Cypher [613/1018] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [771/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:11:19 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/10/17 00:02:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 19 days, 22:20:09 toward level 82.
[06/10/17 04:50:03] IndigoTiger, theemstra, and Cypher [1875/2803] have team battled Zye, arlen, and borsin [1799/2122] and won! 0 days, 19:31:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 05:09:39] Cypher set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:41:11 from level 82.
[06/15/17 02:18:46] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 21:47:11 is added to his clock.
[06/15/17 06:26:58] Cypher has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:18:42 from level 82.
[06/17/17 18:49:30] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:51 towards level 82.
[06/18/17 08:10:53] Cypher fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Cypher's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/17 19:12:49] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:02:29 towards level 82.
[06/19/17 22:04:32] Cypher, petrichor, and Meta [116/2954] have team battled WallIdl, kenyon, and Taffer [1140/2184] and lost! 0 days, 23:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 01:26:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 14 days, 04:13:58 toward level 82.
[06/20/17 08:52:44] Brady [132/498] has come upon Cypher [737/1016] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:39:39 is added to Brady's clock.
[06/20/17 16:41:59] Cypher [98/1016] has come upon TauPan [2/363] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:30:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/20/17 20:42:17] kenyon, Xenthys, and Cypher [1786/2384] have team battled ToHellWithGA, AncalagonThBlack, and prime [960/1570] and won! 1 day, 22:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/17 02:03:02] Avocet [388/593] has come upon Cypher [378/1016] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:47:54 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[06/21/17 07:41:59] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:06 towards level 82.
[06/21/17 11:39:16] Cypher [173/1016] has challenged Zaratustra [662/1150] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:57:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/22/17 15:21:04] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:33 towards level 82.
[06/24/17 01:58:56] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:12 towards level 82.
[06/25/17 04:49:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 10:03:09 toward level 82.
[06/26/17 16:14:35] Cypher [722/1016] has come upon LordH [281/1027] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:06:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/27/17 01:52:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 11 days, 01:52:57 toward level 82.
[06/27/17 05:53:26] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:53:11 from level 82.
[06/27/17 08:54:56] brycec, ToHellWithGA, and JensRex [2018/2042] have team battled kork, Cypher, and brendan [2490/2647] and lost! 0 days, 12:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 18:19:59] Bl4ckC0re [85/522] has challenged Cypher [458/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/28/17 19:23:27] Xethron, Crazycatlady, and PiotrekD [1008/2198] have team battled Cypher, Avocet, and Atan [516/2130] and won! 0 days, 16:11:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 09:40:52] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:46:26 is added to his clock.
[06/30/17 20:42:54] Cypher, liara, and Sundance [942/2169] have team battled Bokkie, pixelate, and Crazycatlady [209/1763] and won! 1 day, 02:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 00:24:01] liara, Mordraan, and Agent86 [1150/1408] have team battled Cypher, manish17xxx, and dwfreed [1610/2264] and lost! 0 days, 06:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/17 16:46:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 12 days, 17:23:32 toward level 82.
[07/01/17 21:35:43] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:19:30 is added to his clock.
[07/03/17 00:44:56] Cypher [374/1016] has challenged GilbertErik [48/688] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:51 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/03/17 00:44:56] In the fierce battle, GilbertErik dropped his level 53 charm! Cypher picks it up, tossing his old level 51 charm to GilbertErik.
[07/03/17 09:45:36] Cypher was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:05 from level 82.
[07/04/17 14:11:27] TauPan [256/353] has come upon Cypher [766/1017] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:44:51 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/05/17 21:55:44] Cypher [88/1017] has challenged Sundance [556/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:54 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/06/17 03:19:02] blizgerg [604/1118] has come upon Cypher [357/1017] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:59:36 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/08/17 09:00:45] Cypher [434/1017] has come upon Fattyeater [296/539] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:12:00 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/09/17 01:23:37] kork, qbit, and XJR-9 [1281/1734] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Cypher, and hhes [258/2145] and won! 4 days, 20:23:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 10:30:26] Cypher was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:04 from level 82.
[07/09/17 16:08:44] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:40:18 is added to his clock.
[07/12/17 05:37:20] KingQuackers [203/496] has come upon Cypher [418/1017] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:04:23 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[07/12/17 09:41:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 3 days, 12:41:05 toward level 82.
[07/12/17 13:32:38] Cypher [927/1017] has come upon holloway [193/772] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:19:11 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/12/17 18:15:32] ToHellWithGA [72/415] has come upon Cypher [354/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:48:39 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/12/17 18:22:09] XJR-9 [109/759] has challenged Cypher [398/1017] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:07:08 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[07/12/17 22:07:15] Brady, Mirc0p, and nickware [1514/1813] have team battled Boohbah, Cypher, and Nofew [1251/2910] and won! 0 days, 22:23:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 09:03:00] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:47:21 from level 82.
[07/14/17 18:38:15] Cypher [1008/1017] has challenged IdleMaster [256/573] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:21:53 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/15/17 04:12:31] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:07:51 towards level 82.
[07/15/17 10:56:47] Cypher was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:36:22 from level 82.
[07/15/17 22:42:54] Cypher [956/1017] has challenged ohnx [800/935] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:17:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/17/17 15:29:55] MJ94 [332/909] has come upon Cypher [128/1021] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/17/17 17:58:20] Syloq [349/445] has come upon Cypher [987/1021] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:43:01 is added to Syloq's clock.
[07/17/17 18:15:57] Andries [223/771] has come upon Cypher [283/1021] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:56:03 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/17/17 21:50:52] glook [119/623] has challenged Cypher [48/1021] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:23:09 is removed from glook's clock.
[07/20/17 22:50:57] djm [136/198] has challenged Cypher [909/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to djm's clock.
[07/21/17 04:03:46] Cypher [800/1021] has challenged Furry [42/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:52 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/21/17 04:24:28] sbp, Atan, and freeboson [1729/1928] have team battled Cypher, Milquetoast, and IdleMaster [1693/2535] and won! 0 days, 09:42:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 03:54:17] Konakona [107/182] has challenged Cypher [1000/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Konakona's clock.
[07/23/17 06:11:51] Majak [561/589] has challenged Cypher [96/1021] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:25:08 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/23/17 12:40:19] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:20:08 is added to his clock.
[07/23/17 19:43:25] Cypher [583/1021] has challenged Majak [474/589] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/25/17 10:53:04] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:17:48 towards level 83.
[07/26/17 06:51:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 34 days, 14:28:55 toward level 83.
[07/26/17 11:56:15] IndigoTiger, SchrodingersScat, and zifnab06 [1220/2482] have team battled JensRex, Cypher, and ohnx [2070/2852] and lost! 1 day, 07:23:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/17 19:45:15] Cypher was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:25 from level 83.
[07/28/17 19:30:31] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:37 towards level 83.
[08/10/17 22:56:01] Xenthys [537/555] has come upon Cypher [872/1034] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:45:00 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/12/17 18:09:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 6 days, 01:43:09 toward level 83.
[08/13/17 02:48:43] LordH, zid, and Cypher [332/2944] have team battled brendan, yano, and borsin [1828/2517] and lost! 3 days, 23:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 01:49:37] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:14 towards level 83.
[08/14/17 11:06:21] borsin [309/719] has come upon Cypher [969/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:02 is added to borsin's clock.
[08/15/17 00:09:33] IndigoTiger, yano, and AbacusAvenger [1384/2326] have team battled Doctor, AncalagonThBlack, and Cypher [1348/2670] and won! 4 days, 01:07:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 08:47:07] bender [66/379] has come upon Cypher [616/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:44 is added to bender's clock.
[08/16/17 12:08:53] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:45:06 towards level 83.
[08/23/17 12:30:12] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:30 towards level 83.
[08/24/17 10:27:36] Cypher [608/1034] has challenged woonack [365/456] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:28:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/24/17 12:58:37] brycec, AbacusAvenger, and Globalirc [1791/2386] have team battled MetaNova, JuanMaestro, and Cypher [293/2418] and won! 3 days, 15:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 21:13:58] Cypher [680/1034] has come upon uhmmm [596/636] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:07:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/25/17 01:52:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 5 days, 07:15:11 toward level 83.
[08/25/17 07:31:07] Cypher [359/1034] has challenged os-5185 [171/446] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:00:28 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/25/17 14:32:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 13:41:25 from level 83.
[09/07/17 02:35:10] Cypher [598/1034] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [235/773] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:40:03 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/07/17 06:36:25] nickware [333/570] has come upon Cypher [558/1034] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 11:08:27 is added to nickware's clock.
[09/07/17 19:05:46] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:55 towards level 83.
[09/10/17 05:01:03] Cypher reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/17 17:29:41] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 05:09:17 is added to his clock.
[09/10/17 18:21:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 11:00:44 from level 83.
[09/11/17 15:55:32] challene [105/279] has challenged Cypher [764/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to challene's clock.
[09/11/17 22:53:37] Fluttershy [5/854] has challenged Cypher [253/1040] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:26:25 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/12/17 16:56:39] Cypher [226/1040] has challenged Sundance [118/646] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:14:17 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/12/17 22:24:10] loomysh [329/477] has challenged Cypher [769/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to loomysh's clock.
[09/13/17 20:56:07] Cypher [716/1040] has come upon ncarl747 [489/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:50:12 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/13/17 22:18:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 18 days, 15:02:38 toward level 83.
[09/14/17 08:03:11] borsin [560/733] has challenged Cypher [503/1040] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:39:19 is removed from borsin's clock.
[09/14/17 08:34:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 13 days, 19:48:52 toward level 83.
[09/15/17 05:46:51] Cypher [54/1040] has come upon ohnx [710/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:50 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/15/17 15:58:32] meffe [145/460] has come upon Cypher [984/1040] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:34 is added to meffe's clock.
[09/19/17 11:43:28] Cypher got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:37 from level 83.
[09/20/17 10:47:58] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:57 towards level 83.
[09/20/17 16:41:07] Cypher got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:41 from level 83.
[09/20/17 19:49:54] Cypher [321/1040] has challenged wolfkin [94/214] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:37:32 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/21/17 14:56:22] Cypher [278/1040] has come upon WallIdl [807/917] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:36:27 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/21/17 15:50:36] Mars [263/597] has come upon Cypher [1020/1040] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:59 is added to Mars's clock.
[09/24/17 15:35:22] Cypher [837/1054] has challenged IdleBot [271/1712] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:19:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/30/17 22:00:06] Luamil [148/212] has challenged Cypher [684/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Luamil's clock.
[10/01/17 04:33:24] SpikeX [59/502] has challenged Cypher [1043/1054] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:19:43 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[10/01/17 17:37:10] Cypher [848/1054] has challenged Heisenberg [424/950] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:47:05 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/01/17 18:57:53] MadHatter [236/670] has come upon Cypher [828/1054] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:14:55 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[10/02/17 21:47:40] Cypher found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:01 towards level 84.
[10/04/17 07:40:48] WallIdl [117/951] has challenged Cypher [951/1054] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[10/04/17 19:50:59] Ninetales [80/129] has challenged Cypher [131/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Ninetales's clock.
[10/05/17 22:59:52] codedeeply [486/755] has challenged Cypher [361/1054] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[10/06/17 12:52:25] crysys, Cypher, and Iri [1507/1889] have team battled bootdisk, SirMonkeybox, and pants [694/2495] and won! 0 days, 07:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 13:26:52] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:49:39 towards level 84.
[10/11/17 12:11:12] XJR-9, kork, and AncalagonThBlack [1648/1859] have team battled Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and JuanMaestro [1082/2244] and won! 1 day, 09:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 04:08:45] Cypher [784/1059] has challenged nfsnobody [573/714] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:02:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/15/17 01:14:34] Zoddo [218/743] has come upon Cypher [299/1059] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:43:46 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[10/15/17 01:15:16] V`ger [61/445] has challenged Cypher [869/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:29 is added to V`ger's clock.
[10/15/17 02:20:42] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:59:38 towards level 84.
[10/15/17 09:17:48] pfoley [634/638] has challenged Cypher [228/1059] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:53:05 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[10/15/17 10:03:05] Khorne [280/596] has come upon Cypher [805/1059] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:58:04 is added to Khorne's clock.
[10/16/17 13:26:52] Cypher [635/1059] has challenged valdur55 [668/710] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:44:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/16/17 18:28:32] nickware [451/577] has challenged Cypher [528/1059] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:08:57 is added to nickware's clock.
[10/17/17 14:20:52] bootdisk [392/874] has come upon Cypher [1057/1059] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:01:10 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/18/17 06:24:30] Cypher [91/1059] has challenged borsin [679/733] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:42:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/18/17 16:12:10] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:09:44 towards level 84.
[10/18/17 18:02:31] basepi [457/930] has come upon Cypher [876/1059] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:37:17 is added to basepi's clock.
[10/19/17 06:02:44] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:12:27 towards level 84.
[10/22/17 01:35:47] allo, m0shbear, and Eiam [1362/1955] have team battled manish17xxx, Cypher, and pfoley [777/2422] and won! 1 day, 13:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 21:53:47] Andries, Sundance, and Cypher [899/2515] have team battled Avocet, pants, and KeboDK [1319/2714] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 16:07:04] Cypher misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:47:10 from level 84.
[10/24/17 08:11:47] at0m [129/278] has challenged Cypher [310/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to at0m's clock.
[10/24/17 09:46:34] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:24 towards level 84.
[10/25/17 18:50:27] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:25 towards level 84.
[10/27/17 02:14:43] megaprogman [61/217] has challenged Cypher [290/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to megaprogman's clock.
[10/27/17 18:15:19] Cypher had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:27 towards level 84.
[10/27/17 20:46:52] Cypher, tmberg, and pixelate [545/2460] have team battled kensington, grooverider, and irix [2993/3129] and lost! 4 days, 08:33:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/17 07:40:25] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 05:37:29 is added to his clock.
[10/30/17 02:00:16] MrGlass [369/799] has come upon Cypher [920/1059] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:23:11 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/01/17 02:30:49] Cypher [308/1059] has challenged Globalirc [567/730] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:31:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/01/17 12:45:12] Cypher, nickware, and Realmy [2670/2690] have team battled MetaNova, vegadark, and Birdbones [2172/2342] and won! 1 day, 02:39:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 11:47:57] Cypher ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:36:06 from level 84.
[11/02/17 18:43:32] Tenorman [96/1035] has challenged Cypher [759/1059] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:36:33 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/03/17 16:50:24] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:54 towards level 84.
[11/04/17 09:48:29] el [144/307] has challenged Cypher [1036/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to el's clock.
[11/04/17 11:57:12] Cypher [403/1059] has challenged Azerothian [479/505] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:32:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/04/17 20:47:17] Poopybutt [7/181] has challenged Cypher [928/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Poopybutt's clock.
[11/05/17 17:50:31] Khorne, Andries, and Cypher [1007/2502] have team battled DurkyPak, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [1761/1858] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/17 21:00:56] Sixbierehomme, Cypher, and Beavis [1178/2744] have team battled Mirc0p, Lnk, and sbp [826/2032] and won! 0 days, 11:47:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 11:15:24] Cypher [501/1059] has challenged sbp [469/602] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:05:15 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/06/17 11:15:24] Cypher has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 11 days, 22:32:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/06/17 14:32:36] SirMonkeybox, Misza, and sigmg [2169/2507] have team battled Geela, Milquetoast, and Cypher [706/2368] and won! 0 days, 04:24:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 19:08:18] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:31 towards level 84.
[11/06/17 22:07:15] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:40 towards level 84.
[11/07/17 08:23:14] CornFly [292/1049] has challenged Cypher [113/1061] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:19:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/09/17 09:05:22] Realmy, Cypher, and Gatewayy [1298/2975] have team battled SpikeX, Khorne, and ToHellWithGA [953/1608] and won! 4 days, 00:47:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 03:36:42] borsin, Syloq, and tmberg [1943/2077] have team battled Cypher, petrichor, and Realmy [638/3188] and won! 0 days, 06:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 03:55:45] V`ger [417/457] has challenged Cypher [944/1061] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:34 is added to V`ger's clock.
[11/13/17 14:07:05] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:48 towards level 84.
[11/13/17 19:20:43] Cypher walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:23 from level 84.
[11/15/17 03:01:22] MJ94 [259/918] has come upon Cypher [525/1061] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:48:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/15/17 07:34:52] Cypher stole canton7's level 74 amulet while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 24 amulet behind, which canton7 then takes.
[11/15/17 16:10:15] el [21/412] has come upon Cypher [390/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:59 is added to el's clock.
[11/15/17 23:19:37] MrGlass [597/799] has come upon Cypher [1017/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:57:27 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/18/17 01:51:30] Cypher [90/1110] has challenged basicMiracle [5/457] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:03:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/18/17 12:55:07] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:32:00 is added to his clock.
[11/19/17 09:20:04] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:04:17 is added to his clock.
[11/19/17 16:04:04] freeboson [413/839] has challenged Cypher [761/1110] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:33 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/20/17 12:09:10] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:54 towards level 84.
[11/22/17 23:41:41] dodobrain, Lemelisk, and Doctor [941/2969] have team battled Cameron_D, Cypher, and SirMonkeybox [3482/3489] and lost! 1 day, 00:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 08:32:34] loomysh, Crazycatlady, and Cypher [1228/2252] have team battled coco, sjefen6, and Mithkabob [1044/1236] and won! 0 days, 12:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 14:38:33] Cypher met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:20:45 from level 84.
[11/25/17 17:31:08] Cameron_D [153/1491] has come upon Cypher [586/1110] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:57:21 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/25/17 20:27:27] pfoley, awgh, and himuraken [145/2372] have team battled valdur55, RedW, and Cypher [1171/2800] and lost! 2 days, 22:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 03:58:17] Elgo [5/431] has come upon Cypher [953/1110] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:09:08 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/28/17 22:31:30] Cypher, Dalai, and Gerdesas [1693/2279] have team battled Zye, Bob, and Realmy [1110/2390] and won! 1 day, 15:45:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 20:03:47] nickware [277/612] has come upon Cypher [688/1110] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:23:36 is added to nickware's clock.
[12/01/17 19:55:39] Cypher, D.Va, and Lemelisk [2451/2756] have team battled osannatas, AbacusAvenger, and Mars [1221/2284] and won! 1 day, 19:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 12:50:19] valdur55 [232/747] has challenged Cypher [396/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:08 is added to valdur55's clock.
[12/02/17 21:40:04] brycec, crysys, and dwfreed [1499/1709] have team battled ThePhoenix47, kline, and Cypher [413/1888] and won! 1 day, 10:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 03:46:50] Zye [641/828] has come upon Cypher [1046/1110] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:48:39 is added to Zye's clock.
[12/04/17 21:09:55] Fluttershy [699/1060] has challenged Cypher [276/1110] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:43:47 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[12/06/17 04:31:41] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:19:54 is added to his clock.
[12/09/17 03:29:03] Elgo [294/414] has come upon Cypher [28/1110] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:11:13 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[12/10/17 08:22:23] Atan [521/608] has come upon Cypher [378/1110] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:21:24 is removed from Atan's clock.
[12/10/17 20:13:43] qbit [115/777] has come upon Cypher [1033/1110] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:11:26 is added to qbit's clock.
[12/11/17 01:18:54] Megumin [27/184] has come upon Cypher [497/1110] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:22 is added to Megumin's clock.
[12/11/17 13:44:24] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:56:01 from level 84.
[12/11/17 17:52:29] KevinSpacey [6/198] has challenged Cypher [23/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[12/13/17 01:29:15] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:50 from level 84.
[12/14/17 10:36:59] Euronur, qwerty, and Meta [1234/2163] have team battled vegadark, Cypher, and apiw [440/1959] and won! 0 days, 14:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 16:48:51] moveax [360/489] has challenged Cypher [424/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to moveax's clock.
[12/15/17 22:45:50] Cypher [677/1110] has challenged AbacusAvenger [58/861] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:17:03 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/16/17 04:44:42] shandor [211/625] has come upon Cypher [206/1110] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:48:24 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/17/17 14:59:59] Chuck [55/837] has challenged Cypher [934/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:05 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/18/17 08:09:21] bl4ckscor3, Fluttershy, and apiw [849/2104] have team battled pixelate, Cypher, and nickware [689/2222] and won! 0 days, 04:57:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 01:16:32] Yuhno [3/426] has challenged Cypher [65/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/20/17 02:06:10] MadHatter [470/670] has come upon Cypher [103/1110] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:02:36 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[12/20/17 05:57:20] Cypher discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:40:32 towards level 84.
[12/20/17 08:22:22] SirMonkeybox [555/616] has come upon Cypher [534/1110] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:18:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/20/17 13:19:31] AbacusAvenger, Eldoreth, and Cypher [996/2901] have team battled Majak, yano, and elbie [1224/1784] and lost! 2 days, 21:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 16:08:08] kork [175/293] has challenged Cypher [238/1110] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:03:32 is added to kork's clock.
[12/21/17 21:51:58] LordH, abra0, and Herb_Tarlek [646/2812] have team battled Cypher, mustek, and Doctor [2517/3100] and lost! 2 days, 01:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 12:54:52] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:13:17 towards level 84.
[12/23/17 08:07:49] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:15:11 is added to his clock.
[12/23/17 08:10:23] Nistur, shandor, and Lios [1224/1848] have team battled Cypher, damyan, and rxcomm [1029/2802] and won! 1 day, 23:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 23:40:06] Cypher [645/1116] has come upon Zaratustra [78/1092] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:12:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/26/17 06:05:11] MrGlass, Fluttershy, and sasaniak [1844/2477] have team battled Xenthys, Cypher, and Globalirc [2409/2595] and lost! 1 day, 07:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 14:51:55] Heisenberg, brycec, and Cypher [136/2767] have team battled Darky, AncalagonThBlack, and ishanyx [1041/2290] and lost! 2 days, 00:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 10:52:55] Lios [345/843] has come upon Cypher [1097/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:54:40 is added to Lios's clock.
[12/27/17 17:09:23] MJ94, sunri5e, and Heisenberg [825/2483] have team battled Cypher, zankore, and Atan [494/2522] and won! 2 days, 21:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 10:23:08] canton7, Flonk, and Cypher [1313/2280] have team battled Majak, agrajag, and Fluttershy [1659/2380] and lost! 0 days, 12:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 15:07:24] Cypher [972/1116] has challenged Darky [348/1042] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:19:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/28/17 22:05:53] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:17:55 from level 84.
[12/30/17 00:01:30] awgh [643/865] has come upon Cypher [617/1116] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:26:05 is removed from awgh's clock.
[12/30/17 14:22:30] hannesenator, Cypher, and SlowRiot [3044/3326] have team battled elbie, RedW, and HeavyPodda [278/2741] and won! 3 days, 14:37:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 00:25:46] sunri5e [7/604] has challenged Cypher [130/1116] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:21 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[01/01/18 09:30:55] Atan [350/515] has come upon Cypher [598/1116] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:18:51 is added to Atan's clock.
[01/01/18 18:59:03] SirMonkeybox, RedW, and bl4ckscor3 [1344/2100] have team battled Cypher, bootdisk, and MetaNova [1435/2836] and lost! 6 days, 23:37:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 07:12:06] Cypher is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:43:56 is added to his clock.
[01/02/18 08:19:08] Meta, KevinSpacey, and Bob [1402/1973] have team battled Cypher, adamchainz, and Sir_Lemming [498/2541] and won! 0 days, 03:12:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/18 11:45:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 11:59:51 from level 84.
[01/02/18 12:37:24] sjefen6, Nistur, and Cypher [1043/1912] have team battled Mars, MadMan, and petrichor [1829/2844] and lost! 1 day, 19:10:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 13:11:21] Cypher bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:20:48 from level 84.
[01/02/18 17:08:34] Asara [415/1213] has come upon Cypher [305/1116] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:03:14 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/02/18 21:10:31] Cypher, zankore, and el [1763/2369] have team battled D.Va, Sundance, and bootdisk [1010/2041] and won! 0 days, 12:53:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 12:58:42] Cypher, Milquetoast, Lios, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/18 06:11:50] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:31 towards level 84.
[01/04/18 09:31:14] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:37:46 towards level 84.
[01/06/18 15:10:44] RBecker [643/762] has come upon Cypher [664/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:49 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/06/18 15:22:07] bigjay [1080/1118] has come upon Cypher [20/1116] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:10:05 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[01/08/18 13:58:54] loomysh [196/504] has challenged Cypher [369/1116] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:15:15 is added to loomysh's clock.
[01/09/18 00:04:27] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:24 towards level 84.
[01/11/18 19:59:45] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:15 towards level 84.
[01/12/18 18:27:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 7 days, 16:37:35 toward level 84.
[01/13/18 20:28:53] Cypher, koyaan, D.Va, and himuraken have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/18 06:51:33] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:05 towards level 84.
[01/15/18 13:19:42] Cypher [776/1116] has come upon gildarts [6/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:29:58 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/15/18 16:59:27] Cypher [698/1116] has challenged PinkiePie [468/859] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/16/18 06:56:21] moveax [50/501] has come upon Cypher [69/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:02 is added to moveax's clock.
[01/17/18 00:36:27] allo [361/482] has come upon Cypher [582/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:00:29 is added to allo's clock.
[01/17/18 01:37:32] max, nfsnobody, and Taffer [1313/2217] have team battled Cypher, cirdan, and zankore [1218/2843] and won! 0 days, 06:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 04:31:12] Cypher [547/1116] has challenged cirdan [545/869] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:56:30 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/17/18 07:26:43] Cypher, abra0, and nfsnobody [987/2813] have team battled Taffer, ejai, and Boohbah [1310/1841] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 12:42:11] bigjay, moveax, and ejai [1620/1924] have team battled sjefen6, elbie, and Cypher [267/2326] and won! 0 days, 01:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 13:37:58] Cypher was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:13:13 from level 85.
[01/17/18 16:05:31] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:13:33 towards level 85.
[01/19/18 13:56:50] J [56/638] has challenged Cypher [401/1116] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:50 is added to J's clock.
[01/21/18 14:04:34] himuraken, Cypher, and valdur55 [895/2819] have team battled Darky, trashu, and dax [1564/1877] and lost! 2 days, 12:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 15:40:51] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:36 towards level 85.
[01/22/18 05:13:25] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:39:25 towards level 85.
[01/22/18 17:01:47] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 22:30:19 is added to their clock.
[01/23/18 01:28:37] AncalagonThBlack, kenyon, and charitwo [531/2147] have team battled Cypher, Lios, and kork [1700/2261] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/18 08:49:49] Cypher [685/1116] has come upon nfsnobody [386/714] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:56:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/25/18 12:21:10] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:50 towards level 85.
[01/26/18 21:51:34] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:20 towards level 85.
[01/27/18 09:20:02] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:21:46 is added to their clock.
[01/27/18 23:41:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 7 days, 12:50:53 toward level 85.
[01/28/18 06:47:09] Cypher lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:56:55 from level 85.
[01/29/18 11:06:31] Cypher set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:56:23 from level 85.
[01/29/18 16:03:58] allo [155/477] has come upon Cypher [54/1116] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:28:21 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/29/18 23:05:31] ejai [33/319] has come upon Cypher [560/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:42 is added to ejai's clock.
[01/30/18 12:52:38] tspange [304/777] has come upon Cypher [806/1116] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:31:34 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/30/18 13:18:56] Cypher [200/1116] has challenged HeavyPodda [193/1024] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:29:14 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/30/18 13:55:03] max [42/862] has come upon Cypher [624/1116] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:05:12 is added to max's clock.
[01/31/18 17:18:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 8 days, 04:43:58 toward level 85.
[02/01/18 01:12:27] holloway [938/947] has come upon Cypher [306/1116] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:42:55 is removed from holloway's clock.
[02/01/18 20:41:41] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:25 from level 85.
[02/02/18 06:33:52] Cypher, Zoddo, and soltys [1407/2815] have team battled RedW, apiw, and exa [808/2503] and won! 0 days, 14:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 10:40:27] bender [236/758] has challenged Cypher [97/1116] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:42:14 is removed from bender's clock.
[02/02/18 19:46:45] Cypher [657/1116] has come upon vrillusions [588/1103] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/04/18 06:03:20] Cypher [237/1116] has challenged brycec [95/820] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/05/18 04:09:14] Cypher reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/18 09:08:22] PinkiePie, Cypher, and JensRex [1257/3032] have team battled MJ94, IdleMaster, and lipek [1787/2668] and lost! 1 day, 08:28:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/18 08:51:27] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:59:41 towards level 86.
[02/08/18 11:45:12] ejai [141/367] has come upon Cypher [120/1123] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:39:28 is removed from ejai's clock.
[02/09/18 06:59:24] Pavel [38/194] has challenged Cypher [750/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to Pavel's clock.
[02/10/18 18:43:41] hannesenator, Cypher, and yano [529/2958] have team battled pants, suterismus, and adamchainz [609/2814] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/18 19:03:27] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:19:50 towards level 86.
[02/11/18 07:52:32] Cypher [904/1129] has challenged dwfreed [274/498] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:06:55 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/13/18 05:30:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 12 days, 23:02:41 toward level 86.
[02/14/18 04:11:24] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:17:57 towards level 86.
[02/14/18 05:53:45] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:48 from level 86.
[02/14/18 19:55:58] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:29:46 towards level 86.
[02/15/18 06:20:24] Eldoreth, Virtual, and m0shbear [287/2265] have team battled Majak, Cypher, and Blazee [1052/1714] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/18 18:13:10] Cypher got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:49:02 from level 86.
[02/15/18 21:33:20] blizgerg [430/1112] has challenged Cypher [703/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:49:57 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/17/18 13:50:14] Cypher [508/1129] has challenged buksi [31/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:25:01 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/17/18 13:50:14] Cypher has dealt buksi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:03:59 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/17/18 22:56:27] Cypher [11/1129] has come upon sjefen6 [46/422] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:17:16 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/19/18 05:38:44] astropoint, poella, and petrichor [1364/2061] have team battled Sundance, Cypher, and Mateusz [2143/2711] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/18 21:28:02] Cypher [454/1129] has come upon Sir_Lemming [389/850] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:15:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/20/18 23:18:58] KeboDK [158/877] has challenged Cypher [47/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:57:57 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/21/18 16:54:04] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:43 towards level 86.
[02/21/18 17:04:13] Cypher ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:22 from level 86.
[02/22/18 01:10:46] ohnx, Globalirc, and m0shbear [1005/2529] have team battled Cypher, Taffer, and Sundance [842/2511] and won! 0 days, 23:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/18 20:48:19] Cypher [709/1129] has challenged blizgerg [474/1122] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:20:52 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/04/18 21:39:59] daemoneye [293/305] has come upon Cypher [388/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:52 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[03/05/18 20:08:08] Bob [37/744] has challenged Cypher [382/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:10:51 is added to Bob's clock.
[03/05/18 20:55:55] Dork_Knight [507/786] has challenged Cypher [492/1129] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:16:56 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/05/18 21:19:32] Cypher was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:43 from level 86.
[03/06/18 16:13:32] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:56 towards level 86.
[03/07/18 09:44:54] greekman [70/384] has challenged Cypher [655/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to greekman's clock.
[03/08/18 07:07:25] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:12 towards level 86.
[03/08/18 10:44:14] Cypher lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:06 from level 86.
[03/08/18 11:23:21] Cypher had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:31 towards level 86.
[03/09/18 12:21:07] Cypher [575/1129] has come upon fattrat [91/1180] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:42 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/09/18 17:34:59] basepi [399/922] has challenged Cypher [1044/1129] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:19:26 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/09/18 21:02:48] Cypher [482/1129] has come upon WallIdl [679/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:44 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/10/18 15:33:44] blizgerg [852/1149] has challenged Cypher [873/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:10:58 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[03/11/18 07:35:01] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:54 towards level 86.
[03/11/18 08:39:01] Cypher [844/1129] has challenged bebbet [113/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:58 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/12/18 09:40:00] Cypher [470/1129] has challenged Brainiac [728/732] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:14:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/13/18 23:00:25] Cypher [162/1129] has challenged Mrs.BigHead [36/597] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:27:07 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/15/18 03:47:09] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 07:48:46 is added to their clock.
[03/15/18 05:01:16] Crow [79/112] has challenged Cypher [545/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to Crow's clock.
[03/15/18 21:29:40] Cypher [111/1129] has come upon nomatame [314/470] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:01:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/15/18 22:06:21] Cypher, basepi, and PinkiePie [1018/2920] have team battled damyan, dax, and Brainiac [1637/2246] and lost! 2 days, 13:22:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 16:32:39] Cypher [783/1129] has come upon vrillusions [73/1103] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 15:11:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/16/18 18:19:05] bebbet [161/289] has challenged Cypher [304/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/16/18 18:51:28] HeavyPodda, sasaniak, and Pici [189/2853] have team battled Majak, MJ94, and Cypher [1587/2295] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 02:08:25] Cypher was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:24:32 from level 87.
[03/17/18 10:30:49] pyporla [1/4] has challenged Cypher [792/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to pyporla's clock.
[03/19/18 07:24:38] Cypher walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:18:45 from level 87.
[03/20/18 03:28:18] sigmg, INGSOC, and Cypher [723/2157] have team battled Iri, Dork_Knight, and el [1613/1770] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/18 18:33:22] pants [808/817] has come upon Cypher [1038/1129] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:20:04 is added to pants's clock.
[03/20/18 21:58:04] Cypher [326/1129] has challenged soltys [165/559] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:50:34 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/20/18 22:33:27] MetaNova, Cypher, and Boohbah [1111/2953] have team battled Syloq, dclaw123, and KeboDK [559/2310] and won! 3 days, 19:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 07:59:28] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:01:55 towards level 87.
[03/21/18 18:46:27] JuanMaestro [366/725] has come upon Cypher [995/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:30 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/22/18 00:44:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 19 days, 07:37:50 toward level 87.
[03/22/18 12:11:32] ishanyx [90/649] has challenged Cypher [532/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:25 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[03/23/18 08:40:06] Cypher discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:01 towards level 87.
[03/23/18 11:19:27] Gizmokid2005 [84/961] has challenged Cypher [1117/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:11:26 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[03/24/18 12:03:01] AgentThom [392/431] has come upon Cypher [723/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:56 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[03/24/18 14:28:55] Cypher [439/1129] has challenged Dork_Knight [647/786] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:53:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/24/18 16:27:48] hannesenator [832/1128] has come upon Cypher [336/1129] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:20:30 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[03/25/18 08:58:05] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:03 towards level 87.
[03/25/18 22:40:07] damyan [78/801] has challenged Cypher [686/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:12 is added to damyan's clock.
[03/26/18 03:50:15] lightstalker, valdur55, and adamchainz [1593/1941] have team battled ruan, Ais, and Cypher [1154/2477] and won! 1 day, 10:03:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/18 08:12:39] Cypher fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:44:57 from level 87.
[03/26/18 20:42:58] INGSOC [409/434] has come upon Cypher [802/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:43:42 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/27/18 21:37:39] Cypher found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:28 towards level 87.
[03/28/18 02:58:21] Cypher [1112/1129] has challenged IdleMaster [501/755] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:57:16 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/28/18 06:41:36] Cypher was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:12 towards level 87.
[03/28/18 14:47:41] Cypher was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:30:39 from level 87.
[03/28/18 21:44:59] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:59 towards level 87.
[03/30/18 02:30:47] alephnull [37/52] has challenged Cypher [352/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:17 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/01/18 03:13:24] Cypher [70/1129] has come upon Bradicus [263/752] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:37:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/01/18 10:34:23] max [304/645] has challenged Cypher [427/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:13 is added to max's clock.
[04/01/18 16:01:17] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:23 towards level 87.
[04/03/18 06:49:14] Cypher [810/1129] has challenged himuraken [681/930] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:17:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/04/18 04:35:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Cypher with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 12:40:30 from level 87.
[04/05/18 06:07:37] crysys [210/662] has challenged Cypher [684/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:36:55 is added to crysys's clock.
[04/05/18 07:03:06] buksi [448/502] has come upon Cypher [896/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:24:01 is added to buksi's clock.
[04/05/18 16:37:38] borsin [646/729] has come upon Cypher [247/1129] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:20:49 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/06/18 07:31:12] sbp [141/577] has come upon Cypher [195/1129] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:20:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/06/18 19:35:49] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:17:23 is added to their clock.
[04/07/18 07:51:28] Cypher stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:25 towards level 87.
[04/07/18 10:50:14] Cypher got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:36 towards level 87.
[04/08/18 12:34:07] manish17xxx [339/811] has challenged Cypher [283/1129] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:57:35 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[04/08/18 20:36:52] Cypher [1044/1129] has challenged bigjay [665/1260] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:51:33 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/09/18 20:30:31] freeboson [586/721] has come upon Cypher [497/1129] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:53:55 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/10/18 04:47:49] Cypher [17/1044] has challenged dax [277/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:56:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/10/18 10:26:54] awgh [754/871] has come upon Cypher [822/1044] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:15 is added to awgh's clock.
[04/10/18 18:52:39] Euronur [105/700] has challenged Cypher [1026/1044] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:27:02 is added to Euronur's clock.
[04/11/18 02:31:58] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:11 towards level 87.
[04/11/18 08:55:47] eva42 [581/1294] has come upon Cypher [174/1044] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:26:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/12/18 07:02:36] Cypher sharpened the edge of their weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/18 23:18:54] Cypher [76/1071] has challenged SpikeX [263/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:40 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/14/18 20:46:23] PiotrekD, SlowRiot, and Cypher [449/2719] have team battled brendan, mordac, and freeboson [2870/3368] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 12:04:22] holloway, Gerdesas, and Cypher [778/2619] have team battled Fluttershy, Brainiac, and HeavyPodda [2645/2785] and lost! 0 days, 11:34:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 15:20:01] ToHellWithGA [541/755] has come upon Cypher [375/1071] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:17:35 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/15/18 18:13:42] Cypher ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:35 from level 87.
[04/16/18 19:15:36] Cypher was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:32 towards level 87.
[04/17/18 03:31:13] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:36 from level 87.
[04/17/18 10:33:10] hoglahoo [583/605] has come upon Cypher [141/1071] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:18:08 is removed from hoglahoo's clock.
[04/18/18 00:31:04] hannesenator, Cypher, and woonack [164/2658] have team battled astropoint, liara, and Elgo [452/1592] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 16:18:55] Cypher [829/1071] has challenged greekman [359/469] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:24:01 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/19/18 06:12:47] grindhold [5/234] has challenged Cypher [818/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to grindhold's clock.
[04/19/18 10:21:09] uhmmm [521/882] has challenged Cypher [757/1071] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:02:38 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/21/18 09:42:41] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:19:11 towards level 88.
[04/21/18 09:56:04] bozo, glorgamitch, and Cypher [103/2387] have team battled Heisenberg, hannesenator, and moveax [1692/2350] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/18 01:18:06] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:38:36 towards level 88.
[04/22/18 15:48:47] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:21:07 is added to their clock.
[04/23/18 08:58:23] grindhold, PiotrekD, and Cypher [1066/2072] have team battled Pici, irix, and Herb_Tarlek [1605/2919] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/18 09:39:19] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:54:26 towards level 88.
[04/24/18 10:02:33] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:47:31 from level 88.
[04/24/18 14:58:20] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:44:07 towards level 88.
[04/25/18 23:18:22] neurospex [59/1142] has come upon Cypher [689/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:57:07 is added to neurospex's clock.
[04/26/18 16:43:33] Atan, MrGlass, and Nistur [1641/1879] have team battled Cypher, Yuhno, and RedW [1634/2683] and won! 0 days, 17:30:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/18 19:30:00] Cypher [939/1071] has come upon Lemongrab [67/186] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:14:44 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/27/18 02:17:58] Cypher [958/1071] has come upon AngryParsley [497/925] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:30:27 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/29/18 01:10:46] CompanionCube [21/50] has challenged Cypher [52/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:08 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/30/18 01:06:53] Cypher [92/1071] has come upon fattrat [940/1178] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:37:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/01/18 21:41:12] alephnull [515/538] has come upon Cypher [549/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:59 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/02/18 02:53:28] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:59:18 is added to their clock.
[05/02/18 12:31:50] Cypher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:17:10 from level 88.
[05/02/18 23:08:19] liara [438/488] has challenged Cypher [323/1071] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:56:01 is removed from liara's clock.
[05/03/18 18:49:42] dindinx, womblecat, and Cypher [739/2477] have team battled zid, soltys, and ncarl747 [833/2472] and lost! 0 days, 09:16:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 20:59:32] Taffer [506/577] has come upon Cypher [312/1071] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:04:55 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/04/18 11:54:07] Cypher [833/1071] has come upon pfoley [316/660] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:23:35 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/04/18 15:49:12] Cypher died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:16:57 from level 88.
[05/04/18 20:25:16] exa [868/1003] has challenged Cypher [71/1071] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:53:42 is removed from exa's clock.
[05/05/18 19:33:41] Cypher [616/1071] has challenged pfoley [52/660] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:38:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/05/18 21:45:25] Cypher got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:54:19 from level 88.
[05/06/18 23:15:15] mefmef [17/632] has come upon Cypher [646/1075] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:39 is added to mefmef's clock.
[05/07/18 05:23:49] blizgerg [205/1189] has come upon Cypher [409/1075] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:00:52 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/07/18 12:07:56] IdleMaster [264/744] has come upon Cypher [428/1075] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:28:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/07/18 17:29:52] Cypher [907/1075] has come upon Agno [145/324] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:27:22 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/08/18 10:59:07] loomysh [203/722] has challenged Cypher [42/1075] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:07:07 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[05/09/18 13:55:30] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:28:49 is added to their clock.
[05/09/18 20:05:06] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:59 towards level 88.
[05/10/18 09:17:57] grooverider, Psilocybe, and D.Va [1620/2497] have team battled Cypher, Nistur, and JuanMaestro [1752/2278] and lost! 3 days, 20:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/18 18:06:22] Tor [483/517] has challenged Cypher [56/1075] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:17:41 is removed from Tor's clock.
[05/11/18 18:06:22] In the fierce battle, Cypher dropped their level 81 amulet! Tor picks it up, tossing their old level 30 amulet to Cypher.
[05/12/18 02:23:06] tmberg, mefmef, and zid [2448/2612] have team battled Akiyuki, Cypher, and niko [1270/2175] and won! 0 days, 02:59:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 15:06:46] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:08:28 from level 88.
[05/12/18 16:03:43] Cypher, yano, and vox [1456/2873] have team battled shymega, hoglahoo, and buksi [1258/1749] and won! 0 days, 05:54:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 18:25:40] Cypher [348/1029] has come upon buksi [330/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:31:58 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/12/18 19:53:28] Cypher got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:53:01 from level 88.
[05/13/18 01:14:11] Eldoreth [307/931] has come upon Cypher [464/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:27:14 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/13/18 08:02:35] XF, Boohbah, and Flonk [1138/1694] have team battled loomysh, Cypher, and ncarl747 [412/2659] and won! 0 days, 02:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 12:29:36] Brady, Dork_Knight, and Cypher [1097/2461] have team battled yano, Andries, and MetaNova [1787/2425] and lost! 2 days, 08:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 04:43:31] Geela, LegendaryQ, and holloway [990/1845] have team battled sjefen6, Khorne, and Cypher [1415/2840] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 19:32:20] Tor, Cypher, and auror [295/1751] have team battled WallIdl, Sundance, and adamchainz [1075/2098] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 06:33:53] Cypher gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:48 towards level 88.
[05/15/18 13:42:32] Geela [39/415] has come upon Cypher [486/1029] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:40:56 is added to Geela's clock.
[05/15/18 22:27:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 6 days, 22:34:07 toward level 88.
[05/16/18 09:07:35] Cypher [76/1029] has challenged theemstra [637/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/16/18 12:09:49] Cypher burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Cypher's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/18 23:34:02] Cypher was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:55 from level 88.
[05/17/18 00:45:38] shandor, Boohbah, and Cypher [489/2274] have team battled IndigoTiger, Mars, and csssuf [1855/2669] and lost! 0 days, 17:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 01:11:00] RBecker [417/787] has challenged Cypher [294/1024] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:50:13 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/17/18 07:05:49] Cypher, Fyris, and soltys [385/1974] have team battled Agno, Agent86, and darkmage [147/2060] and won! 0 days, 04:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 22:54:05] Luamil, Lemelisk, and Cypher [328/2740] have team battled adamchainz, blind, and Nistur [669/2014] and lost! 0 days, 15:08:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 23:28:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 1 day, 22:55:46 toward level 88.
[05/18/18 21:15:05] Cypher has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:22 from level 88.
[05/19/18 20:30:35] Cypher [472/1024] has challenged mwhahaha [488/868] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:02:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/20/18 10:16:31] MadMan, AncalagonThBlack, and MetaNova [266/2773] have team battled glorgamitch, Fyris, and Cypher [570/2324] and lost! 9 days, 04:45:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/18 16:07:42] MJ94 [399/689] has come upon Cypher [888/1024] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:38:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/21/18 13:59:31] Cypher was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:25:28 from level 89.
[05/22/18 02:58:52] Cypher [8/1024] has challenged qwerty [347/667] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:20:54 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/22/18 13:56:56] Cypher [764/1024] has come upon SN4T14 [782/790] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:25:08 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/23/18 04:07:11] AngryParsley, simple, and bobvador [584/2026] have team battled Cypher, Boohbah, and Agent86 [128/2300] and won! 0 days, 00:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 03:51:56] waffles [83/181] has challenged Cypher [514/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:27 is added to waffles's clock.
[05/24/18 04:13:55] Cypher [613/1024] has come upon petrichor [1065/1163] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:16:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/24/18 21:53:24] dxtr [310/331] has challenged Cypher [692/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to dxtr's clock.
[05/25/18 04:32:26] astropoint [37/617] has come upon Cypher [557/1024] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:18:20 is added to astropoint's clock.
[05/25/18 18:48:02] Cypher [316/1024] has challenged LordH [650/1139] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:18:33 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/26/18 04:29:25] Herb_Tarlek [432/861] has come upon Cypher [99/1024] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:27:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/26/18 13:20:41] Cypher [406/1024] has come upon SN4T14 [181/808] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 15:03:04 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/26/18 18:21:10] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:49:41 towards level 89.
[05/26/18 22:51:55] Cypher sharpened the edge of their weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/18 03:20:41] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 4 days, 17:19:23 is added to their clock.
[05/27/18 09:44:35] crudd [267/292] has challenged Cypher [1048/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to crudd's clock.
[05/28/18 02:04:23] holloway [971/979] has come upon Cypher [309/1053] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:40:59 is removed from holloway's clock.
[05/29/18 08:45:27] Sharky4 [439/642] has come upon Cypher [958/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:05 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/29/18 09:03:25] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:49:31 towards level 89.
[05/29/18 19:42:18] Cypher stole bigjay's level 391 weapon while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves their old level 366 weapon behind, which bigjay then takes.
[05/30/18 01:54:02] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:10:36 towards level 89.
[05/30/18 06:57:00] moveax [629/770] has come upon Cypher [751/1076] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:49:05 is added to moveax's clock.
[05/31/18 03:59:55] SirMonkeybox [287/547] has come upon Cypher [816/1076] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:18:36 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/01/18 19:27:32] Lnk [767/853] has come upon Cypher [114/1076] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:51:56 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[06/02/18 02:34:32] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:40 towards level 89.
[06/02/18 21:54:56] Bob [610/768] has come upon Cypher [549/1076] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:03:20 is removed from Bob's clock.
[06/03/18 12:04:23] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 11:03:38 is added to their clock.
[06/03/18 22:10:31] simple [350/886] has come upon Cypher [134/1076] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:03:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/18 06:19:45] SirMonkeybox, Lemelisk, and jrosmith [1558/2467] have team battled MrGlass, xit, and Cypher [2361/2889] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 14:13:03] mefmef [447/725] has challenged Cypher [416/1076] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from mefmef's clock.
[06/04/18 20:37:08] Cypher invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:46:38 towards level 89.
[06/06/18 00:22:15] Cypher [265/1076] has challenged xit [342/971] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:48:04 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/06/18 06:39:12] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 21:56:29 is added to their clock.
[06/06/18 11:26:03] Birdbones [341/1249] has challenged Cypher [886/1076] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:35:50 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/07/18 03:52:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 20 days, 05:15:39 toward level 89.
[06/10/18 01:32:23] Milquetoast [731/947] has challenged Cypher [1026/1076] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/18 19:38:26] zankore, Zye, and dwfreed [2051/2524] have team battled exa, Cypher, and brycec [2044/2901] and won! 5 days, 03:47:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 20:38:02] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:24:27 towards level 89.
[06/13/18 08:21:05] Cypher, Majak, and m0shbear [728/2288] have team battled Killerkid, freeboson, and Tenorman [2282/2866] and lost! 1 day, 10:52:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/18 09:31:12] Agent86 [368/652] has come upon Cypher [305/1076] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:40:31 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/14/18 07:07:50] sunri5e [577/714] has challenged Cypher [99/1076] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:10:19 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[06/15/18 19:20:50] Cypher [479/1076] has challenged pants [567/880] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:56:41 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/16/18 11:40:30] seanmnaes, rxcomm, and MadMan [129/2856] have team battled dclaw123, Taffer, and Cypher [1474/2675] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/18 08:35:58] LordH [529/1139] has challenged Cypher [212/1076] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:31:14 is removed from LordH's clock.
[06/18/18 21:46:06] Cypher [507/1076] has come upon MetaNova [323/985] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:56:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/19/18 13:36:24] Cypher [868/1076] has come upon bozo [146/398] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:35:36 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/20/18 13:53:22] Cypher lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:00:30 from level 89.
[06/20/18 22:45:55] kenyon, dax, and Cypher [2106/2678] have team battled hoglahoo, Khorne, and el [29/2509] and won! 6 days, 22:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 06:06:07] Cypher, shandor, and ncarl747 [467/2396] have team battled bl4ckscor3, lakwatsero, and max [1023/1478] and lost! 1 day, 03:29:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/18 13:53:38] nickware [527/655] has come upon Cypher [1038/1076] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:50 is added to nickware's clock.
[06/22/18 02:14:29] Cypher [946/1076] has challenged basepi [43/831] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:02:44 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[06/23/18 02:30:27] nickware, Cypher, and BarCode [222/1860] have team battled ToHellWithGA, wulk, and D.Va [1698/2053] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 06:38:43] max, Cypher, and SN4T14 [1062/2510] have team battled HeavyPodda, PiotrekD, and aismallard [1272/2446] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 20:30:38] neurospex, Cypher, and Evrial [36/2830] have team battled acolarh, pants, and elf [1155/2701] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 19:04:02] Flonk, bebbet, and Mateusz [1584/2206] have team battled m0shbear, Cypher, and borsin [304/2262] and won! 0 days, 00:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/18 01:22:56] Cypher, Eldoreth, and Axehands [2035/2261] have team battled holloway, waffles, and bobvador [1639/1686] and won! 0 days, 03:18:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/18 10:36:34] crysys [537/709] has come upon Cypher [922/1076] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:19:50 is added to crysys's clock.
[06/28/18 11:41:28] Cypher sharpened the edge of their weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/18 06:15:43] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:45:27 is added to their clock.
[06/30/18 20:48:05] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:50:47 is added to their clock.
[07/02/18 10:02:14] Eldoreth [483/931] has challenged Cypher [407/1111] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:47:40 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[07/02/18 10:02:14] Eldoreth has dealt Cypher a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:48:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/03/18 03:41:23] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:13 towards level 89.
[07/03/18 04:42:21] damyan, Brady, and Flonk [1297/2386] have team battled Cypher, pixelate, and womblecat [521/2166] and won! 3 days, 16:46:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/18 02:35:30] sigmg [730/731] has come upon Cypher [738/1111] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:59:20 is added to sigmg's clock.
[07/07/18 14:12:20] Majak [43/471] has come upon Cypher [949/1111] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:24:57 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/07/18 14:25:45] Murii [90/372] has come upon Cypher [206/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:46 is added to Murii's clock.
[07/07/18 19:05:56] Cypher was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:24 towards level 89.
[07/07/18 23:09:20] Sundance [355/673] has come upon Cypher [1013/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:16:15 is added to Sundance's clock.
[07/08/18 12:16:12] Cypher [267/1111] has come upon holloway [622/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:23:55 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/08/18 16:26:41] dclaw123, IdleMaster, and acolarh [2357/2454] have team battled Cypher, Heisenberg, and AngryParsley [2613/2969] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 11:29:34] Cypher [574/1111] has come upon pfoley [197/642] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:58:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/12/18 01:37:17] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:02 towards level 89.
[07/14/18 08:42:16] Cypher [737/1111] has challenged Evrial [278/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/14/18 15:50:21] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:46:45 is added to their clock.
[07/15/18 01:22:43] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:10 towards level 89.
[07/15/18 17:13:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 0 days, 03:05:34 toward level 89.
[07/16/18 00:14:26] meffe, sbp, and moveax [877/2137] have team battled freeboson, buksi, and Cypher [1614/2758] and lost! 0 days, 14:51:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/18 00:26:36] Cypher [937/1146] has challenged idlerpgww [48/550] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/16/18 01:16:53] Cypher, Globalirc, himuraken, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/18 14:57:33] Cypher, Flonk, and Elgo [2391/2395] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and waifu [1388/1732] and won! 0 days, 01:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 17:07:46] Cypher lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:54:56 from level 90.
[07/18/18 18:34:55] Lemongrab, Cypher, greekman, and Roxana have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/18 18:51:21] alephnull [50/625] has come upon Cypher [922/1146] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:33:37 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/18/18 19:32:36] sheu [177/202] has challenged Cypher [212/1146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/18/18 23:36:27] Sundance [396/673] has come upon Cypher [71/1146] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:56:18 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[07/20/18 01:01:14] HeavyPodda [960/986] has come upon Cypher [1073/1146] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:58:09 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/20/18 08:44:45] NULLx76 [87/175] has come upon Cypher [285/1146] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:02 is added to NULLx76's clock.
[07/21/18 03:18:37] Cypher, Atan, djm, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/18 15:01:21] Cypher was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:10 towards level 90.
[07/23/18 22:37:43] Cypher found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:57 towards level 90.
[07/25/18 03:53:23] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:28 towards level 90.
[07/25/18 11:37:29] SirNudeln [163/210] has challenged Cypher [1069/1146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to SirNudeln's clock.
[07/26/18 01:18:57] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:03:48 from level 90.
[07/26/18 09:36:02] tmberg, Euronur, and Cypher [101/2842] have team battled Psilocybe, Tor, and moveax [337/2542] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 23:35:31] JuanMaestro [614/871] has come upon Cypher [9/1146] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:27:16 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/27/18 03:44:42] gildarts [430/523] has challenged Cypher [493/1146] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to gildarts's clock.
[07/27/18 07:52:16] Cypher misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:12 from level 90.
[07/27/18 21:41:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 11 days, 07:00:43 toward level 90.
[07/28/18 05:26:03] Cypher had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:35 towards level 90.
[07/28/18 11:28:30] tmberg [22/1013] has come upon Cypher [970/1146] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:45 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/29/18 00:28:35] Cypher [171/1146] has challenged m0shbear [306/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:35:51 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/29/18 05:40:02] Agent86 [402/684] has come upon Cypher [459/1146] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:31:53 is added to Agent86's clock.
[07/29/18 07:31:07] Cypher [794/1146] has challenged IndigoTiger [959/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/29/18 22:07:02] Cypher was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:22 from level 90.
[07/29/18 22:14:56] Cypher lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:02 from level 90.
[07/30/18 02:28:27] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:15:11 is added to their clock.
[07/30/18 03:48:46] Cypher [1139/1146] has come upon abra0 [181/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:34:42 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/30/18 09:50:54] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:26:17 is added to their clock.
[07/30/18 15:08:43] SirMonkeybox, bozo, and suterismus [929/2417] have team battled Cypher, djm, and yano [2181/2629] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 17:43:11] Cypher [41/1146] has challenged Taffer [322/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:13 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/30/18 21:44:39] Tor [450/1079] has challenged Cypher [430/1146] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:18:32 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/31/18 01:01:04] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:18 towards level 90.
[09/12/18 22:38:25] Cypher, Atan, and niko [1845/2294] have team battled KeboDK, Mateusz, and Psilocybe [215/2682] and won! 0 days, 19:14:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/18 07:21:30] Cypher [535/1153] has challenged Sundance [405/719] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:57 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/13/18 11:12:32] JuanMaestro, Nofew, and Sharky4 [1885/2639] have team battled woonack, Cypher, and useless [2225/2452] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 16:19:09] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:12 towards level 90.
[09/14/18 03:28:26] Lemelisk [441/1215] has challenged Cypher [245/1153] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:55:44 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[09/14/18 12:31:33] Cypher [420/1153] has challenged rxcomm [551/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:21 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/15/18 03:06:13] apiw [87/729] has come upon Cypher [758/1153] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:43 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/16/18 10:14:15] CornFly, dxtr, and Cypher [2580/3031] have team battled Lemelisk, SirMonkeybox, and manish17xxx [1828/2486] and won! 0 days, 10:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 12:12:17] Cypher died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:12 from level 90.
[09/17/18 09:57:05] mwhahaha [661/961] has come upon Cypher [1087/1153] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:58:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/17/18 22:23:17] theZoMBiE [8/113] has challenged Cypher [395/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 23:26:15] Cypher found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:25 towards level 90.
[09/18/18 06:01:36] Cypher [1085/1153] has challenged Killerkid [495/1034] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/18/18 06:27:42] Cypher [52/1153] has challenged Elgo [40/514] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/18/18 09:07:25] Cypher stole AncalagonThBlack's level 35 amulet while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves their old level 30 amulet behind, which AncalagonThBlack then takes.
[09/20/18 20:52:02] Cypher, himuraken, vox, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/18 21:18:14] Cypher sharpened the edge of their weapon! Cypher's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/18 02:17:06] Cypher misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:59:10 from level 91.
[09/21/18 16:29:48] Cypher [479/1197] has challenged mefmef [414/725] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:14:56 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/21/18 20:05:38] Cypher [746/1197] has come upon zifnab06 [82/705] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:22:14 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/22/18 21:52:34] Cypher learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:17:27 towards level 91.
[09/23/18 07:44:40] csc2ya [265/438] has challenged Cypher [166/1197] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[09/23/18 08:38:46] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:47:36 towards level 91.
[09/24/18 11:34:49] Cypher reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cypher's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/18 19:55:52] dwfreed [297/458] has challenged Cypher [908/1204] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:25:53 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/25/18 05:59:05] Kratos [204/328] has challenged Cypher [761/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to Kratos's clock.
[09/25/18 23:46:03] Zaratustra, HeavyPodda, and alephnull [2495/2770] have team battled Cypher, borsin, and woonack [800/2313] and won! 2 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/18 11:58:11] theZoMBiE [115/301] has challenged Cypher [1005/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/28/18 12:34:45] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:57:12 towards level 91.
[09/29/18 11:34:40] Cypher [518/1212] has challenged Birdbones [1128/1287] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:32:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/29/18 14:59:25] Herb_Tarlek [507/872] has come upon Cypher [940/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:15:47 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/30/18 07:27:55] grooverider [501/1354] has come upon Cypher [73/1212] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:25:47 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/01/18 01:24:46] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:19:48 is added to their clock.
[10/01/18 19:59:05] bigjay [1197/1413] has challenged Cypher [646/1212] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:12:02 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[10/02/18 05:29:03] PinkiePie, BagelBites, and AbacusAvenger [1337/1960] have team battled shymega, sunri5e, and Cypher [71/2985] and won! 0 days, 00:23:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/18 01:31:41] Cypher [318/1212] has come upon TauPan [236/411] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:17:57 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/03/18 21:11:27] Cypher [713/1212] has challenged bigjay [810/1413] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:53:27 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/04/18 04:51:42] BagelBites [75/231] has come upon Cypher [1202/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:00 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[10/04/18 08:17:20] Cypher met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:51:52 from level 91.
[10/04/18 16:29:22] max [57/645] has challenged Cypher [220/1212] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:36:14 is added to max's clock.
[10/05/18 04:22:09] zankore [844/1073] has challenged Cypher [1090/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:21 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/05/18 12:08:46] dclaw123 [838/1032] has come upon Cypher [1038/1212] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:08:30 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[10/05/18 13:26:42] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:17 towards level 91.
[10/06/18 00:59:18] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:55 towards level 91.
[10/06/18 02:11:27] Cypher had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:40 towards level 91.
[10/06/18 14:08:35] Cypher, JensRex, and sunri5e [1528/3443] have team battled MrGlass, idlerpgww, and pmden [468/1913] and won! 2 days, 15:37:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 16:25:04] Cypher is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:22:35 is added to their clock.
[10/07/18 04:38:44] Cypher [349/1212] has challenged Khorne [838/1016] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/07/18 09:24:19] bobvador, FSM, and JuanMaestro [163/1921] have team battled aismallard, HellSpawn, and Cypher [1775/2384] and lost! 1 day, 11:51:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 05:55:28] Kratos, Psilocybe, and Cypher [400/2258] have team battled theZoMBiE, dxtr, and donpdonp [789/1630] and lost! 0 days, 09:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 17:15:26] Cypher fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:53:12 from level 91.
[10/10/18 05:03:54] bigjay [987/1413] has challenged Cypher [997/1212] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:56:32 is added to bigjay's clock.
[10/10/18 23:48:47] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:31:05 towards level 91.
[10/11/18 20:17:08] buksi [282/830] has challenged Cypher [411/1212] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:02:00 is added to buksi's clock.
[10/12/18 16:30:44] holloway [705/975] has come upon Cypher [1068/1212] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:45:03 is added to holloway's clock.
[10/13/18 20:31:12] Cypher [378/1212] has challenged lipek [672/1225] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:32:07 is added to Cypher's clock.
[10/14/18 19:38:47] Cypher [686/1212] has challenged rxcomm [114/1044] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:46:01 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/15/18 01:41:57] Cypher ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:33:05 from level 91.
[10/15/18 21:47:22] Tenorman [363/1051] has challenged Cypher [897/1212] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:20:52 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/15/18 23:36:34] SirMonkeybox [131/535] has come upon Cypher [38/1212] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 05:46:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/16/18 04:47:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Cypher 12 days, 21:20:56 toward level 91.
[10/17/18 04:15:45] Cypher, M144, and sigmg [1772/2492] have team battled ToHellWithGA, cirdan, and djm [809/2691] and won! 0 days, 03:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 04:18:16] Cypher ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:36:05 from level 91.
[10/17/18 19:58:01] Cypher was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:44:37 from level 91.
[10/18/18 01:33:57] Cypher was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:02 towards level 91.
[10/18/18 05:30:34] borsin, himuraken, and KeboDK [1286/2565] have team battled Cypher, kenyon, and Mirc0p [1028/3351] and won! 3 days, 18:50:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/18 14:43:30] GilbertErik [159/686] has come upon Cypher [943/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:38:21 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/19/18 05:21:24] Killerkid, Flonk, and dclaw123 [2806/2920] have team battled Cypher, vegadark, and AncalagonThBlack [1763/2505] and won! 0 days, 23:55:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 08:28:59] Cypher broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:29:45 from level 91.
[10/20/18 03:20:49] Cypher [1141/1212] has challenged freeboson [385/806] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:10:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/20/18 21:26:56] Cypher [457/1212] has challenged MJ94 [457/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:53:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/21/18 05:29:29] Sundance [439/763] has challenged Cypher [330/1212] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:12:05 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[10/21/18 09:36:35] Cypher caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:46 towards level 91.
[10/21/18 14:27:59] Cypher broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:50 from level 91.
[10/24/18 00:36:39] Cypher grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:14 towards level 91.
[10/24/18 07:42:08] Cypher was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:39 from level 91.
[10/24/18 16:26:26] suterismus [643/1251] has come upon Cypher [1213/1215] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:13:12 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/26/18 08:46:02] pants [424/942] has challenged Cypher [581/1215] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:26:38 is added to pants's clock.
[10/28/18 05:15:21] Cypher saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:25 from level 91.
[10/28/18 15:13:28] Cypher bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:08 towards level 91.
[10/28/18 22:08:57] Cypher [908/1215] has challenged kenyon [199/1401] in combat and won! 18 days, 21:38:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/30/18 08:00:19] Cypher tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:29:12 towards level 92.
[10/31/18 12:52:37] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:45:06 towards level 92.
[11/02/18 05:40:21] soltys [149/590] has come upon Cypher [582/1215] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:01:30 is added to soltys's clock.
[11/03/18 04:40:49] Cypher, Heisenberg, Vroomfondel, and IRPG have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/18 22:01:10] AncalagonThBlack, IdleMaster, and Cypher [459/2698] have team battled vegadark, shandor, and Tenorman [1295/2226] and lost! 0 days, 19:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/18 09:57:21] Andries, Cypher, and Mirc0p [361/2738] have team battled PiotrekD, AncalagonThBlack, and neurospex [1643/2574] and lost! 2 days, 06:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/18 21:20:19] Ttech, fattrat, and dwfreed [630/3351] have team battled Lemelisk, Cypher, and Heisenberg [2185/3178] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/18 22:48:39] Cypher, Sundance, Bahhumbug, and Majak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/18 00:14:51] Cypher bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:48:12 towards level 92.
[11/06/18 13:55:54] Cypher [83/1215] has challenged JensRex [743/1081] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:38:34 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/09/18 05:03:58] Cypher hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:28 towards level 92.
[11/09/18 15:02:49] Vroomfondel [464/618] has come upon Cypher [1093/1215] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:09:10 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[11/10/18 04:45:25] zankore [262/1061] has come upon Cypher [1041/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:05:21 is added to zankore's clock.
[11/11/18 14:35:45] HeavyPodda [435/989] has come upon Cypher [884/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:02 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/12/18 01:21:03] shandor [119/567] has come upon Cypher [139/1215] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:18:27 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/12/18 20:46:31] xayto, Cypher, and Desspugne [466/2398] have team battled idlerpgww, vegadark, and mordac [858/2472] and lost! 1 day, 06:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 11:32:02] HeavyPodda [229/989] has challenged Cypher [372/1215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:59 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.