Player Info

User: D.Va
Class: Mech Pilot
Admin?: No
Level: 78
Next level: 40 days, 23:45:31
Status: Offline
Host: Koopz!~Koopz@koopz.rocks
Account Created: Mon Feb 27 02:19:01 2017
Last login: Wed May 19 07:40:29 2021
Total time idled: 736 days, 17:11:46
Current position: [412,438]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 93 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 259 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 37
gloves: 34
helm: 43
leggings: 37
ring: 70
shield: 64
tunic: 51
weapon: 336 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1024

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 6 days, 08:30:45
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 8 days, 11:27:07
quit: 30 days, 01:05:01

total: 44 days, 21:02:53

Character Modifiers

[02/27/17 04:48:49] D.Va [20/26] has challenged Fluttershy [31/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/27/17 09:29:19] D.Va [6/85] has challenged Heisenberg [801/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/27/17 10:45:03] D.Va [70/98] has challenged Chuck [349/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/27/17 12:12:08] D.Va [37/108] has challenged sjefen6 [209/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/27/17 17:47:09] D.Va [40/139] has challenged Furry [522/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/27/17 19:08:03] mordac [526/682] has challenged D.Va [83/139] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/27/17 23:15:25] D.Va [26/163] has challenged zankore [462/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/28/17 15:14:18] FakeWizard [712/716] has challenged D.Va [112/200] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:34:51 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/28/17 15:58:56] D.Va [143/222] has challenged yano [192/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/28/17 21:37:29] SlowRiot, D.Va, and BronyDee [216/1718] have team battled max, freeboson, and strugart [2250/2612] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/17 22:40:34] D.Va [155/222] has challenged robox [406/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/01/17 06:01:59] D.Va [126/242] has challenged pixelate [59/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:36 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/01/17 12:35:32] D.Va [134/249] has challenged theemstra [533/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/01/17 13:20:33] Everyman, D.Va, and vuffie [854/1112] have team battled Fluttershy, Bradicus, and gipyelrah [88/2617] and won! 0 days, 01:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 16:05:39] sjums_the_great [429/456] has come upon D.Va [208/249] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/01/17 21:39:23] D.Va [75/256] has challenged vegadark [363/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/02/17 00:10:52] bl4ckscor3 [119/523] has challenged D.Va [240/256] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:11:08 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/02/17 09:27:33] D.Va [153/256] has challenged arg8bluefan [78/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/02/17 16:07:00] Ttech [251/1483] has come upon D.Va [160/256] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:37:11 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[03/02/17 19:43:43] SN4T14, PiotrekD, and D.Va [1081/1678] have team battled sjums_the_great, Mithkabob, and PocketKiller [1204/1559] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/17 20:43:39] D.Va [162/269] has challenged KeboDK [261/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/03/17 07:46:16] D.Va [215/269] has come upon sjefen6 [378/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:02 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/03/17 12:49:26] D.Va [255/285] has challenged Misza [638/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/04/17 06:54:55] D.Va [88/337] has challenged XJR-9 [106/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/04/17 20:29:39] D.Va tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:09 towards level 33.
[03/05/17 03:15:28] D.Va [6/337] has challenged vox [445/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/06/17 03:49:30] D.Va [264/347] has challenged XJR-9 [0/681] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/07/17 01:25:39] D.Va [256/347] has challenged arlen [407/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/07/17 02:03:08] zokko [616/758] has challenged D.Va [133/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:17 is removed from zokko's clock.
[03/08/17 05:32:26] D.Va [146/347] has come upon Globalirc [17/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:23 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/08/17 10:02:15] D.Va [137/347] has challenged sjums_the_great [127/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/09/17 10:04:55] D.Va had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:43 towards level 37.
[03/09/17 14:32:55] D.Va [148/381] has come upon Xenthys [155/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:45 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/09/17 15:06:18] D.Va [394/397] has challenged jenksy [752/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/10/17 02:08:39] Syloq [246/289] has come upon D.Va [51/397] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:49:41 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[03/10/17 20:36:17] Eldoreth stole D.Va's level 42 weapon while they were sleeping! Eldoreth leaves his old level 41 weapon behind, which D.Va then takes.
[03/11/17 11:42:52] D.Va [337/396] has challenged basepi [677/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/11/17 14:43:21] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:19 towards level 39.
[03/11/17 15:39:20] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:12 towards level 39.
[03/12/17 15:18:19] D.Va misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:52 from level 39.
[03/12/17 18:06:23] D.Va [77/396] has come upon MJ94 [450/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:09 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/13/17 00:18:46] D.Va [125/396] has come upon robox [81/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:29 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/13/17 09:42:32] D.Va [104/396] has challenged qbit [314/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/15/17 05:41:25] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:33 towards level 40.
[03/15/17 18:58:47] D.Va [335/397] has challenged SchrodingersScat [20/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/16/17 19:38:47] kline [244/393] has challenged D.Va [78/397] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from kline's clock.
[03/17/17 23:31:31] D.Va [130/403] has challenged GilbertErik [202/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/18/17 00:00:04] cirdan and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 13:41:13] Heisenberg and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 17:50:47] D.Va burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! D.Va's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/17 03:45:01] BronyDee [4/580] has challenged D.Va [169/401] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:58:28 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[03/19/17 21:10:55] Socks, theemstra, and Sailor_Venus [673/1732] have team battled D.Va, Tharbakery, and Nofew [180/2060] and won! 0 days, 00:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 19:26:24] D.Va [97/401] has challenged Majak [438/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/20/17 20:07:35] D.Va, Iri, and SlowRiot [1199/1773] have team battled sjums_the_great, pixelate, and yasdorian [991/1540] and won! 0 days, 18:43:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 17:28:43] ncarl747 [324/637] has challenged D.Va [112/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[03/21/17 21:33:30] Senka [12/583] has challenged D.Va [306/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:16 is added to Senka's clock.
[03/24/17 02:04:04] D.Va [263/402] has challenged HeavyPodda [1/811] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/24/17 19:21:55] D.Va was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:52 from level 44.
[03/26/17 11:49:49] D.Va and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 10:51:25] D.Va and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 16:27:13] D.Va [163/432] has challenged Oooooog [55/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/27/17 21:18:30] Agent86, tspange, canton7, and D.Va have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/17 18:35:38] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:57 towards level 45.
[03/29/17 08:44:23] grdryn [301/392] has come upon D.Va [293/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:51 is removed from grdryn's clock.
[03/30/17 13:54:10] D.Va [157/432] has challenged Lemelisk [338/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/30/17 14:24:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed D.Va with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 08:38:16 from level 46.
[03/30/17 23:02:09] himuraken, Nofew, and Avocet [83/1992] have team battled Ironhoof, D.Va, and Fattyeater [285/2025] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/17 08:19:28] robox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 03:20:41] ncarl747 [367/640] has challenged D.Va [58/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[04/01/17 19:54:09] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:36 towards level 46.
[04/02/17 07:02:19] D.Va and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/17 11:56:21] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:05 towards level 46.
[04/02/17 16:14:45] RBecker [488/783] has come upon D.Va [251/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:30:11 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/03/17 03:51:44] FakeWizard and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/17 06:25:19] D.Va [27/432] has challenged gabriel [562/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/03/17 12:04:21] D.Va [52/432] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [451/819] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/04/17 12:28:41] droogie, D.Va, and sjefen6 [741/1631] have team battled Bradicus, ohnx, and Heisenberg [721/2102] and won! 0 days, 18:53:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 22:49:48] D.Va [98/432] has come upon pixelate [222/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/04/17 23:53:16] D.Va bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:07 towards level 46.
[04/05/17 04:39:46] D.Va [412/432] has challenged Crazycatlady [252/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:06:58 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[04/05/17 16:41:26] AbrahamLinksys, zankore, and WallIdl [1859/2325] have team battled Agent86, D.Va, and Xethron [570/1745] and won! 2 days, 04:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 08:46:50] D.Va gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:35 towards level 46.
[04/07/17 05:43:33] D.Va [52/432] has challenged Euronur [325/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/08/17 12:49:09] basepi, D.Va, and Milquetoast [1425/2237] have team battled PinkiePie, Cypher, and Gatewayy [1123/2522] and won! 1 day, 02:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 19:31:27] cirdan and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 21:51:59] Grums stole D.Va's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Grums leaves his old level 36 weapon behind, which D.Va then takes.
[04/09/17 15:11:58] D.Va burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! D.Va's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/17 15:18:20] D.Va [330/424] has challenged SudoKing [583/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/12/17 20:26:34] D.Va was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:30 from level 48.
[04/12/17 21:41:28] Lnk [64/96] has challenged D.Va [37/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:11 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/13/17 22:55:51] Socks [492/542] has challenged D.Va [113/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from Socks's clock.
[04/14/17 18:19:06] RBecker [586/789] has come upon D.Va [32/424] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:05:16 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/15/17 13:09:59] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:28 towards level 48.
[04/16/17 14:23:51] D.Va [190/424] has challenged neurospex [965/1192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:29 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/16/17 23:22:36] manish17xxx [200/405] has challenged D.Va [183/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[04/17/17 03:28:26] D.Va [122/424] has challenged Heisenberg [337/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:07 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/17/17 08:42:10] D.Va sharpened the edge of his weapon! D.Va's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/17 14:26:10] Grums, popey, and damyan [1061/1736] have team battled dindinx, D.Va, and PersonalJ [1118/1674] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 20:17:06] WallIdl, zankore, and Sixbierehomme [1857/2345] have team battled D.Va, unicron, and Satoshi [1218/2019] and won! 0 days, 04:21:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/17 03:49:06] Virtual [241/639] has challenged D.Va [28/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:23 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/19/17 11:13:21] D.Va [35/427] has come upon robox [100/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:49 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/19/17 15:53:35] D.Va [55/427] has challenged fattrat [751/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:17:34 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/19/17 20:06:28] ville, nfsnobody, and ncarl747 [1164/2068] have team battled AbacusAvenger, D.Va, and cirdan [349/2113] and won! 0 days, 00:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/17 22:22:08] SynthesizerPatel, gollum, and D.Va [17/1836] have team battled ncarl747, Euronur, and Sixbierehomme [1242/2084] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/17 23:13:48] shymega [123/512] has come upon D.Va [1/427] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:56:34 is removed from shymega's clock.
[04/23/17 00:29:23] D.Va got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:37 from level 48.
[04/23/17 06:16:30] rxcomm, Evrial, and ruan [1568/2010] have team battled glorgamitch, D.Va, and Sundance [1083/1271] and won! 3 days, 18:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/17 13:37:38] D.Va [399/427] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [290/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[04/23/17 15:38:01] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:48 towards level 49.
[04/24/17 01:09:49] droogie, D.Va, and dxrt [1750/2172] have team battled fattrat, double, and brendan [1505/3330] and won! 0 days, 00:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 17:25:20] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:20 towards level 49.
[04/24/17 23:29:53] D.Va set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:26 from level 49.
[04/25/17 05:01:55] D.Va caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:25 towards level 49.
[04/25/17 22:40:18] SirMonkeybox, fattrat, and D.Va [785/2469] have team battled Brady, Mirc0p, and IndigoTiger [915/1829] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/17 21:06:52] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:16 from level 49.
[04/29/17 15:27:48] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and Sixbierehomme [1294/1714] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, D.Va, and Taffer [1259/1824] and won! 0 days, 05:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 18:28:51] Lemelisk [678/1000] has come upon D.Va [14/427] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:19:33 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[04/29/17 18:28:51] Lemelisk has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:51:11 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/30/17 13:30:07] D.Va [336/427] has challenged brendan [618/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:21 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/01/17 04:25:05] D.Va [11/427] has come upon ville [351/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:07 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/01/17 11:43:59] D.Va [371/427] has challenged Xethron [41/822] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[05/04/17 20:38:27] zifnab06 [46/69] has challenged D.Va [315/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/05/17 06:25:41] vegadark and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/17 16:45:23] D.Va was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:08 from level 50.
[05/07/17 01:24:14] D.Va [165/427] has come upon zifnab06 [80/227] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:04:36 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[05/07/17 06:34:35] Beavis [1007/1071] has challenged D.Va [377/427] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:00:14 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[05/09/17 09:08:35] D.Va [220/427] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [496/1045] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/09/17 21:54:20] D.Va [90/475] has challenged prime [456/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/10/17 09:48:05] grdryn [292/548] has come upon D.Va [306/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:22 is added to grdryn's clock.
[05/10/17 17:19:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 3 days, 03:57:14 toward level 51.
[05/10/17 22:28:03] Realmy, XJR-9, and D.Va [869/2223] have team battled Satoshi, SynthesizerPatel, and Lim [2004/2153] and lost! 1 day, 16:02:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 02:28:57] Jareeta, Misza, and grooverider [594/3165] have team battled pixelate, D.Va, and BronyDee [1221/1549] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 04:18:02] Nofew [160/1131] has come upon D.Va [311/475] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:22:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/12/17 16:29:38] D.Va [7/475] has come upon Doctor [121/967] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:49:21 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/13/17 02:23:43] Andries [81/750] has challenged D.Va [1/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:26:57 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/13/17 03:53:33] D.Va reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! D.Va's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/17 04:34:12] Heisenberg [278/849] has come upon D.Va [273/478] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:47:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/13/17 09:32:38] D.Va [190/478] has come upon arlen [397/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:05:59 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/13/17 09:44:03] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:32 towards level 51.
[05/13/17 16:06:01] Senka, LordH, and D.Va [59/2065] have team battled himuraken, RistoUuranmaki, and Socks [637/2022] and lost! 0 days, 09:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/17 00:28:35] ncarl747 [274/702] has come upon D.Va [407/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:11:25 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[05/14/17 02:34:56] D.Va [82/478] has come upon johnthebear [570/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:06:39 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/14/17 06:07:45] D.Va had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:42 towards level 51.
[05/14/17 22:45:11] Opie [182/776] has challenged D.Va [174/478] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from Opie's clock.
[05/16/17 21:46:32] D.Va [244/478] has challenged lipek [1033/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:16 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/17/17 06:57:40] grooverider [762/1098] has come upon D.Va [182/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:49:21 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/17/17 22:53:31] elf [228/872] has come upon D.Va [78/478] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:45:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/19/17 01:07:56] D.Va caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:19 towards level 51.
[05/20/17 03:03:53] Xenthys [117/654] has challenged D.Va [136/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:05 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/20/17 11:59:02] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:23 towards level 51.
[05/20/17 16:21:59] HeavyPodda [721/789] has come upon D.Va [92/478] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:06:17 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/07/17 04:22:28] D.Va and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 20:33:07] Antium [20/83] has challenged D.Va [17/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:07 is removed from Antium's clock.
[06/08/17 10:27:13] D.Va [156/478] has challenged IndigoTiger [184/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/08/17 22:00:44] Brainiac, D.Va, and double [2020/2075] have team battled popey, MJ94, and sjums_the_great [1525/1708] and won! 2 days, 20:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 10:14:05] everbrew, D.Va, and kline [868/1650] have team battled Ironhoof, Gerdesas, and Ttech [1694/3206] and lost! 1 day, 23:54:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 14:18:13] D.Va ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:03 from level 52.
[06/12/17 14:12:55] D.Va, astrutt, and Euronur [1575/1680] have team battled pants, droogie, and Doctor [563/2513] and won! 0 days, 03:56:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 07:07:51] D.Va [452/478] has challenged Xethron [677/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:31:34 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/13/17 10:33:51] brycec [260/755] has come upon D.Va [33/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:35:02 is removed from brycec's clock.
[06/15/17 11:16:02] D.Va [70/478] has challenged Fluttershy [692/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:08:32 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/15/17 19:39:57] SirMonkeybox, Asara, and D.Va [1877/2534] have team battled KingQuackers, GilbertErik, and Socks [756/1735] and won! 1 day, 19:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/17 10:58:05] max [481/760] has come upon D.Va [440/478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:31:57 is removed from max's clock.
[06/16/17 18:38:25] bootdisk [141/649] has come upon D.Va [58/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:22:33 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[06/17/17 01:10:41] Bradicus, Oooooog, and jstg [342/1918] have team battled PiotrekD, Virtual, and D.Va [171/1822] and won! 2 days, 02:43:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 10:13:38] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:48 towards level 52.
[06/17/17 18:52:37] D.Va, everbrew, and zifnab06 [365/1768] have team battled eva42, robox, and shymega [1779/2518] and lost! 0 days, 15:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/17 21:31:37] D.Va and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 21:31:46] D.Va [234/478] has come upon elf [658/879] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/18/17 11:31:31] shymega [339/554] has come upon D.Va [452/478] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:51 is added to shymega's clock.
[06/19/17 13:30:38] D.Va had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:15 towards level 52.
[06/19/17 16:08:40] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:08 towards level 52.
[06/19/17 19:20:26] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:48 towards level 52.
[06/19/17 22:21:43] dindinx and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 01:44:38] D.Va and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 06:38:55] arlen, Torgeir, and Jareeta [595/2368] have team battled D.Va, ohnx, and shandor [1388/1872] and lost! 0 days, 11:23:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 12:29:22] D.Va [21/478] has come upon sbp [42/602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:14 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/20/17 21:58:07] D.Va discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:12 towards level 52.
[06/21/17 03:27:32] allo, Lios, and Sixbierehomme [496/2071] have team battled D.Va, Zoddo, and GilbertErik [1091/1885] and lost! 1 day, 14:22:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 00:57:01] D.Va [200/485] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [19/666] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/22/17 22:41:37] LordH, D.Va, sjefen6, and TauPan have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/17 02:30:26] D.Va and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 11:26:20] D.Va and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 12:35:16] D.Va [84/485] has challenged m0shbear [203/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:31 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/24/17 18:38:31] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:31 towards level 53.
[06/24/17 20:28:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 0 days, 14:03:45 toward level 53.
[06/25/17 12:17:40] D.Va misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:18:03 from level 53.
[06/25/17 12:51:55] Ttech [1192/1543] has come upon D.Va [149/485] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:17:42 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/25/17 17:54:13] Xethron [505/830] has come upon D.Va [279/485] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:29:40 is removed from Xethron's clock.
[06/26/17 09:02:41] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:13 towards level 53.
[06/26/17 21:21:53] D.Va was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:09 from level 53.
[06/30/17 20:05:45] D.Va [207/512] has challenged brycec [304/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/01/17 09:22:56] D.Va [212/512] has come upon cirdan [97/848] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:18:33 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/01/17 13:47:34] D.Va grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:38 towards level 54.
[07/01/17 17:27:07] WallIdl and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 23:37:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 4 days, 09:03:34 toward level 54.
[07/03/17 04:32:46] D.Va [288/512] has come upon h00k [35/895] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:31 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/04/17 23:41:11] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:09 from level 54.
[07/06/17 18:59:04] D.Va [406/543] has challenged simple [165/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:29:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/06/17 20:26:17] liara, PiotrekD, and D.Va [1193/1631] have team battled glorgamitch, Antium, and Woona [295/1965] and won! 0 days, 07:48:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/17 10:05:07] yano, idlerpgww, and ncarl747 [287/1667] have team battled irix, Tenorman, and D.Va [1592/2628] and lost! 1 day, 06:04:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/17 21:03:21] ToHellWithGA [84/415] has challenged D.Va [93/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:34 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/08/17 07:59:06] D.Va [415/543] has challenged Sixbierehomme [301/735] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/08/17 23:07:26] Tenorman [641/1062] has challenged D.Va [394/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:49:44 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/09/17 09:30:55] Crazycatlady, KingQuackers, and D.Va [402/1721] have team battled irix, Misza, and Antium [1716/2611] and lost! 0 days, 11:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/17 12:41:46] D.Va and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/17 01:23:19] grooverider [464/1137] has challenged D.Va [427/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:20:32 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/17/17 21:02:42] D.Va [489/543] has come upon XJR-9 [118/759] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:31:43 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/18/17 18:47:55] D.Va and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 04:18:46] D.Va was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:10 from level 55.
[07/21/17 07:04:14] D.Va [164/552] has challenged dclaw123 [765/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:08 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/23/17 05:19:16] D.Va [238/552] has challenged ohnx [296/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/23/17 10:40:24] adamchainz stole D.Va's level 39 weapon while they were sleeping! adamchainz leaves his old level 25 weapon behind, which D.Va then takes.
[07/23/17 15:13:19] D.Va [300/536] has challenged pfoley [171/651] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:07:42 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/24/17 05:15:37] lipek [1058/1188] has challenged D.Va [321/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:48 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/24/17 13:16:53] D.Va [34/536] has challenged vox [233/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:09:14 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/24/17 16:33:20] D.Va [45/536] has come upon Zaratustra [308/1127] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:54:22 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/25/17 12:25:29] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:22 towards level 56.
[07/25/17 14:05:26] D.Va spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! D.Va's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/17 18:53:09] JensRex stole D.Va's level 59 ring while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves his old level 53 ring behind, which D.Va then takes.
[07/26/17 02:23:34] D.Va [481/520] has come upon codedeeply [168/324] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:36 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/26/17 11:32:39] D.Va [141/520] has come upon Firien [413/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:05:19 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/26/17 11:34:22] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:11 towards level 56.
[07/27/17 22:49:18] idisjunction stole D.Va's level 59 set of leggings while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 40 set of leggings behind, which D.Va then takes.
[07/29/17 08:18:29] AncalagonThBlack and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 18:07:45] D.Va, djm, and dindinx [826/1354] have team battled elf, xit, and Bkid [126/1834] and won! 0 days, 03:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 21:17:46] D.Va [344/503] has come upon dindinx [307/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:50:22 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/31/17 02:47:46] Satoshi, DrOfBaconNomics, and Bkid [605/2592] have team battled SchrodingersScat, D.Va, and theZoMBiE [1457/2364] and lost! 2 days, 16:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 05:38:59] IdleMaster [438/573] has come upon D.Va [266/503] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:48:13 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/31/17 13:21:12] Satoshi [85/757] has come upon D.Va [12/503] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:11:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/01/17 14:01:13] D.Va and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 07:59:14] AbrahamLinksys, Skyie, Bl4ckC0re, and D.Va have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/17 12:57:37] Zaratustra [386/1127] has challenged D.Va [155/503] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:32:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/03/17 13:20:47] D.Va walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:29:13 from level 56.
[08/03/17 20:36:31] D.Va [490/503] has come upon Khorne [371/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/04/17 00:35:11] D.Va saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:50 from level 56.
[08/05/17 16:39:44] D.Va [180/503] has come upon MetaNova [175/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:16:22 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/05/17 21:03:26] D.Va had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:17 towards level 56.
[08/06/17 11:09:42] Adar [512/547] has challenged D.Va [358/503] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:42:05 is removed from Adar's clock.
[08/06/17 21:08:50] D.Va [302/503] has come upon Sundance [491/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:39 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/07/17 07:13:09] Sundance [172/717] has challenged D.Va [390/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:59:03 is added to Sundance's clock.
[08/07/17 08:48:31] Bkid [192/804] has challenged D.Va [41/503] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:07:39 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[08/07/17 09:05:12] Syloq, D.Va, and AncalagonThBlack [920/1623] have team battled MadHatter, CoffeeMonster, and dwfreed [185/1603] and won! 0 days, 04:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 17:37:01] Furry and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 01:01:07] D.Va [53/503] has challenged holloway [20/784] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:50 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/08/17 01:21:15] dan, sasaniak, and zid [944/1949] have team battled abra0, manish17xxx, and D.Va [1802/2200] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 12:25:45] D.Va and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 14:44:41] WallIdl and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 16:52:29] Retr0id, xit, and D.Va [742/1125] have team battled glook, DalaiLamer, and darkmage [417/1894] and won! 0 days, 00:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 19:19:18] D.Va [418/503] has challenged SchrodingersScat [179/891] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:15:03 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/08/17 23:47:06] D.Va has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:18:21 from level 57.
[08/09/17 05:51:56] D.Va fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! D.Va's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/17 15:43:14] Hydrogenum, D.Va, and Jareeta [1749/2050] have team battled Xenthys, Mirc0p, and hannesenator [1551/2458] and won! 2 days, 04:23:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/17 18:31:37] idlerpgww [444/509] has challenged D.Va [212/500] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:05:26 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[08/13/17 05:37:27] D.Va [319/500] has challenged csssuf [66/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:05:14 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/13/17 09:30:05] D.Va, theemstra, and AbacusAvenger [1628/2265] have team battled Asara, codedeeply, and hhes [1697/2174] and lost! 1 day, 19:03:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 12:21:43] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:27 towards level 57.
[08/13/17 18:26:22] D.Va and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 22:51:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 5 days, 17:50:57 toward level 57.
[08/14/17 06:52:59] Andries, basepi, and D.Va [1607/2167] have team battled shymega, Adar, and AncalagonThBlack [1307/1768] and won! 0 days, 11:22:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 07:40:59] D.Va [286/500] has come upon codedeeply [379/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:38 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/14/17 19:18:21] D.Va [118/500] has come upon soltys [438/540] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:04 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/15/17 03:08:00] Nistur [264/356] has challenged D.Va [205/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[08/15/17 11:40:55] D.Va [71/500] has come upon nickware [289/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:09 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/16/17 13:08:34] D.Va [503/550] has challenged Geela [306/334] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/10/17 18:22:41] D.Va, Vroomfondel, and bigjay [1067/2088] have team battled bootdisk, theZoMBiE, and AngryParsley [2016/2691] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 20:01:21] Asara [846/1168] has come upon D.Va [518/550] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:02:21 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/10/17 21:27:51] ToHellWithGA [426/451] has come upon D.Va [428/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:14:29 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/12/17 00:53:58] lipek [645/1200] has challenged D.Va [165/550] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:14:09 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/13/17 12:57:51] zid, Bradicus, and D.Va [1638/2089] have team battled Euronur, Asara, and bl4ckscor3 [490/2396] and won! 4 days, 05:58:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 17:21:46] D.Va and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 18:44:50] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:27 towards level 58.
[09/14/17 05:29:39] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:04 towards level 58.
[09/14/17 16:55:47] D.Va found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:13 towards level 58.
[09/15/17 09:58:56] PinkiePie [22/858] has come upon D.Va [449/550] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:18:55 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[09/21/17 01:51:41] yasdorian [343/536] has come upon D.Va [145/550] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:18:33 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[09/24/17 15:31:13] loomysh, Bkid, and zid [1852/2194] have team battled ville, D.Va, and Ttech [2099/2668] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/17 18:35:51] os-5185 [128/560] has challenged D.Va [232/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:33 is added to os-5185's clock.
[10/01/17 02:06:35] D.Va was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:26:14 from level 58.
[10/01/17 16:33:36] D.Va set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:11 from level 58.
[10/01/17 23:19:22] kenyon stole D.Va's level 65 pair of boots while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves his old level 36 pair of boots behind, which D.Va then takes.
[10/02/17 01:40:38] x0, D.Va, and Syloq [6/1233] have team battled LordH, bootdisk, and Nofew [1599/3060] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/17 15:03:47] loomysh [194/480] has come upon D.Va [371/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:16:42 is added to loomysh's clock.
[10/02/17 15:16:03] D.Va learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:08 towards level 58.
[10/03/17 09:17:01] pmden [1/47] has challenged D.Va [128/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to pmden's clock.
[10/03/17 13:46:13] Taffer [177/624] has challenged D.Va [307/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:23:43 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/03/17 17:47:30] bender [474/585] has challenged D.Va [127/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:11 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/04/17 06:56:09] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:15 towards level 58.
[10/04/17 09:24:59] borsin [62/733] has challenged D.Va [511/518] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to borsin's clock.
[10/05/17 10:00:15] D.Va [442/518] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [42/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:40:02 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/05/17 14:43:25] Fattyeater [503/543] has come upon D.Va [132/518] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:52:23 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[10/07/17 11:24:08] D.Va misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:54 from level 58.
[10/07/17 23:50:50] D.Va [64/518] has come upon Nistur [17/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:26 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/08/17 01:29:26] D.Va [400/545] has challenged kork [154/243] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/08/17 05:22:36] Sundance and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 15:34:45] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:49:37 towards level 59.
[10/10/17 21:44:13] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:40 towards level 59.
[10/11/17 04:18:50] Xenthys, blind, and Bradicus [72/2129] have team battled D.Va, Darky, and elf [1326/2409] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/17 01:38:26] D.Va [465/545] has come upon nickware [440/577] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:37:35 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/12/17 06:20:06] Sandy [2/40] has challenged D.Va [133/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Sandy's clock.
[10/12/17 06:53:53] noother [156/672] has challenged D.Va [492/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:27 is added to noother's clock.
[10/12/17 07:26:50] kline, JuanMaestro, and V`ger [536/1494] have team battled D.Va, Meta, and SpikeX [371/1960] and won! 0 days, 05:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 14:20:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 6 days, 12:23:58 toward level 59.
[10/14/17 11:53:24] mustek, D.Va, and Misza [889/2598] have team battled Crazycatlady, kenyon, and sasaniak [665/1858] and won! 1 day, 07:29:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 23:22:20] SirMonkeybox [737/882] has challenged D.Va [433/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:04:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/27/17 15:29:41] adamchainz, neurospex, and Bob [151/2147] have team battled Lios, D.Va, and qwerty [57/1665] and won! 0 days, 06:29:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 08:26:35] kensington [272/918] has come upon D.Va [412/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:59:21 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/28/17 13:16:56] D.Va [453/545] has challenged dodobrain [20/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:26 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[11/29/17 20:27:50] manish17xxx [129/725] has challenged D.Va [13/545] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:33:24 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[11/29/17 20:45:28] D.Va and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 11:36:36] moveax [37/345] has come upon D.Va [107/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:20:59 is added to moveax's clock.
[12/01/17 09:32:03] D.Va [480/545] has come upon LordH [28/1070] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:18 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/01/17 10:57:17] D.Va [119/564] has challenged Eldoreth [46/882] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/01/17 14:51:34] dindinx and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 19:55:39] Cypher, D.Va, and Lemelisk [2451/2756] have team battled osannatas, AbacusAvenger, and Mars [1221/2284] and won! 1 day, 19:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 14:08:41] sjefen6 [268/415] has come upon D.Va [44/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:53:38 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/03/17 03:17:18] D.Va walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:37:24 from level 60.
[12/03/17 08:54:37] D.Va was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:54:46 from level 60.
[12/03/17 13:59:04] D.Va [124/564] has challenged JuanMaestro [571/715] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:05:15 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/04/17 18:17:23] D.Va discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:55:11 towards level 60.
[12/05/17 16:10:53] D.Va [523/564] has come upon MetaNova [858/929] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:51:02 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/06/17 01:22:09] D.Va has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:06:25 from level 60.
[12/06/17 15:11:03] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:34:19 towards level 60.
[12/06/17 17:37:51] brendan [1391/1416] has come upon D.Va [299/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:51:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/07/17 02:30:32] CoolChris [26/486] has challenged D.Va [10/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:16:44 is removed from CoolChris's clock.
[12/07/17 16:16:34] D.Va slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! D.Va's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/17 16:35:37] shandor [354/625] has challenged D.Va [122/557] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:49:52 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/07/17 23:19:04] D.Va [455/557] has come upon Zoddo [150/1032] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:10:05 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/08/17 05:32:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed D.Va with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 17:19:23 from level 60.
[12/08/17 20:34:39] kenyon, damyan, and allo [1163/2232] have team battled Dalai, kline, and D.Va [375/1694] and won! 3 days, 05:56:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/17 20:37:46] Korble_Alchemist [0/1] has challenged D.Va [275/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Korble_Alchemist's clock.
[12/08/17 20:47:56] D.Va bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:14:10 from level 60.
[12/09/17 07:12:28] Mateusz, manish17xxx, and basicMiracle [53/2127] have team battled D.Va, AncalagonThBlack, and qwerty [1496/1520] and lost! 2 days, 11:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 19:28:28] D.Va was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:06:51 towards level 60.
[12/12/17 09:44:02] D.Va fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! D.Va's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/12/17 10:51:44] D.Va and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 16:10:45] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:35 towards level 60.
[12/12/17 19:52:07] D.Va walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:16:11 from level 60.
[12/13/17 23:52:35] Taffer and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 00:17:09] MetaNova [439/929] has come upon D.Va [468/554] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:03 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/14/17 10:28:47] D.Va [167/554] has come upon woonack [171/463] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:29:34 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/14/17 11:22:34] hoglahoo [212/482] has challenged D.Va [95/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from hoglahoo's clock.
[12/14/17 13:44:58] Herb_Tarlek [409/775] has come upon D.Va [325/554] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:14:46 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/15/17 21:50:58] D.Va [241/554] has come upon ohnx [833/1016] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:05:03 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/17/17 01:23:43] D.Va, woonack, and ohnx [1669/2035] have team battled allo, tmberg, and KeboDK [2056/2384] and lost! 4 days, 04:05:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 04:53:35] MetaNova, MadMan, and D.Va [896/2510] have team battled V`ger, KeboDK, and abra0 [578/2419] and won! 1 day, 05:17:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 22:02:31] Lemelisk [670/1082] has challenged D.Va [361/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:25 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/19/17 19:18:35] moveax [16/489] has challenged D.Va [158/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:13:06 is added to moveax's clock.
[12/19/17 23:48:57] Mirc0p [403/759] has come upon D.Va [270/558] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:19:08 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[12/20/17 04:38:06] sunri5e, Gizmokid2005, and MJ94 [380/2513] have team battled D.Va, zid, and tmberg [1543/2369] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/17 11:13:31] MJ94, D.Va, and pants [2386/2432] have team battled vegadark, hannesenator, and ruan [2174/2526] and won! 6 days, 10:30:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/17 03:59:39] dindinx, Atan, and D.Va [1536/1690] have team battled Khorne, zifnab06, and max [1715/2321] and lost! 1 day, 05:57:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 12:16:54] D.Va [21/558] has challenged apiw [357/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:23 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/23/17 02:21:29] D.Va [322/558] has challenged qbit [396/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:13:17 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/23/17 17:56:11] D.Va and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 22:08:28] canton7, Jandre, and D.Va [1050/1703] have team battled qwerty, Doctor, and Frogging101 [698/1983] and won! 0 days, 16:42:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 08:55:26] D.Va [136/558] has challenged TauPan [166/580] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:32:28 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/28/17 17:29:27] Atan and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 18:08:22] zankore [234/798] has challenged D.Va [171/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:15:08 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/29/17 08:50:18] D.Va and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 08:02:18] D.Va had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:35:44 towards level 60.
[12/30/17 14:23:15] IndigoTiger [972/1062] has challenged D.Va [210/558] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/30/17 20:06:49] Dalai, Mirc0p, and Mateusz [1830/2223] have team battled Asara, qbit, and D.Va [1784/2548] and won! 1 day, 11:04:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 20:31:39] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:06:57 towards level 60.
[01/02/18 04:01:46] charitwo [167/482] has come upon D.Va [431/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:46 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/02/18 21:10:31] Cypher, zankore, and el [1763/2369] have team battled D.Va, Sundance, and bootdisk [1010/2041] and won! 0 days, 12:53:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 07:40:04] TauPan [264/580] has come upon D.Va [141/558] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:32:36 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[01/03/18 18:43:12] D.Va, Lemelisk, and damyan [2164/2457] have team battled RBecker, grooverider, and elf [2077/2883] and won! 0 days, 16:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 07:34:38] Gatewayy [57/883] has come upon D.Va [284/558] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:19:53 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[01/04/18 12:01:43] blizgerg [1020/1110] has come upon D.Va [445/558] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:18:34 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/05/18 07:10:25] D.Va and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 10:27:10] D.Va was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:58 towards level 60.
[01/06/18 08:53:43] TauPan, ilbelkyr, and Nistur [97/1677] have team battled elf, D.Va, and kork [398/1761] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 23:46:42] speedmann [29/66] has challenged D.Va [548/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to speedmann's clock.
[01/07/18 02:43:07] Crazycatlady [92/557] has challenged D.Va [5/558] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:10:16 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/07/18 02:43:07] Crazycatlady has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:55:19 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/08/18 10:28:23] D.Va ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:52:36 from level 60.
[01/08/18 18:34:56] D.Va was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:03 from level 60.
[01/08/18 19:47:42] D.Va ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:28 from level 60.
[01/09/18 01:45:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 3 days, 13:22:57 toward level 60.
[01/09/18 03:21:59] speedmann [242/274] has challenged D.Va [106/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from speedmann's clock.
[01/10/18 23:43:36] D.Va [105/558] has challenged unicron [108/765] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/11/18 13:16:55] D.Va got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:08:28 towards level 61.
[01/12/18 17:21:41] Asara, liara, and D.Va [37/2280] have team battled Bradicus, elbie, and ToHellWithGA [2125/2175] and lost! 3 days, 17:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 01:40:20] D.Va [103/558] has come upon CoffeeMonster [200/627] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:05:06 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/13/18 05:08:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed D.Va with fire, slowing the heathen 35 days, 09:43:02 from level 61.
[01/13/18 07:48:12] astropoint [2/6] has challenged D.Va [457/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/13/18 20:28:53] Cypher, koyaan, D.Va, and himuraken have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/18 21:43:46] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:26:10 towards level 61.
[01/15/18 09:16:31] dindinx [513/534] has challenged D.Va [134/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:29:35 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/16/18 04:30:13] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:23:53 towards level 61.
[01/16/18 07:00:37] Globalirc, moveax, and D.Va [1087/1849] have team battled Meta, qbit, and suterismus [793/3219] and won! 0 days, 07:25:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 01:51:43] irix [939/1026] has come upon D.Va [259/558] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:53:17 is removed from irix's clock.
[01/17/18 05:43:05] Gatewayy [662/883] has come upon D.Va [291/558] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:48:09 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[01/18/18 15:15:28] D.Va reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! D.Va's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/18 15:16:35] D.Va [123/563] has come upon Tenorman [709/1033] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:19:29 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/20/18 01:09:37] alexj [51/573] has come upon D.Va [300/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:02 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/20/18 05:44:36] D.Va, idlerpgww, and Barry [27/1311] have team battled xayto, sbp, and ncarl747 [1992/2168] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 06:42:41] D.Va spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! D.Va's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/18 09:22:21] D.Va was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:09:03 from level 61.
[01/21/18 12:39:13] darkmage stole D.Va's level 44 set of leggings while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves their old level 42 set of leggings behind, which D.Va then takes.
[01/23/18 18:14:01] D.Va, holloway, and himuraken [2184/2412] have team battled Darky, dindinx, and RedW [2381/2578] and lost! 7 days, 21:20:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/18 04:11:27] bl4ckscor3 and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 09:39:19] D.Va bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:25:14 towards level 61.
[01/27/18 12:54:31] D.Va [142/551] has challenged vypr [37/444] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:21:12 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/27/18 20:05:47] Ttech [657/1609] has come upon D.Va [163/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:37 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/28/18 22:05:34] D.Va [336/551] has challenged Gatewayy [38/896] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:33:33 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/29/18 04:28:26] J and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 09:11:52] dax [251/632] has come upon D.Va [454/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:18:08 is added to dax's clock.
[01/31/18 02:23:23] D.Va [413/551] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [570/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:36:27 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/31/18 23:01:43] Heisenberg, vrillusions, and neurospex [812/3148] have team battled D.Va, SN4T14, and SirMonkeybox [72/1928] and won! 0 days, 03:12:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 02:13:47] D.Va lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:27:21 from level 61.
[02/01/18 15:27:17] IndigoTiger [431/1103] has challenged D.Va [414/551] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/01/18 15:27:17] IndigoTiger has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 6 days, 13:07:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/01/18 18:43:50] speedmann [258/399] has come upon D.Va [507/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:20 is added to speedmann's clock.
[02/01/18 20:09:49] IdleMaster, ncarl747, and D.Va [2011/2157] have team battled theemstra, kier, and pants [706/2487] and won! 5 days, 22:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 02:12:46] D.Va was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:15:43 from level 61.
[02/02/18 14:43:49] D.Va [495/551] has challenged theemstra [230/728] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:59:08 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/03/18 03:37:54] abra0 [745/993] has come upon D.Va [310/551] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:53:53 is removed from abra0's clock.
[02/03/18 21:22:50] D.Va and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 17:00:54] Milquetoast [310/950] has challenged D.Va [419/551] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:34:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/05/18 17:06:05] D.Va burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! D.Va's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/18 17:08:57] D.Va [291/545] has challenged AngryParsley [667/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:11 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/07/18 11:18:40] Bradicus, lightstalker, and D.Va [921/1635] have team battled canton7, theemstra, and zankore [523/2375] and won! 0 days, 05:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/18 14:38:35] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:33 towards level 61.
[02/08/18 06:14:07] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:42 towards level 61.
[02/08/18 16:59:40] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 17:29:18] D.Va [374/545] has challenged soltys [146/571] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:53:33 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/08/18 20:28:22] lipek, neurospex, and Bob [1392/2974] have team battled Milquetoast, D.Va, and dclaw123 [681/2481] and won! 1 day, 11:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 00:17:15] LordH, valdur55, and Beavis [2457/2960] have team battled theemstra, sunri5e, and D.Va [1237/1858] and won! 6 days, 00:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 10:06:39] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:20 towards level 61.
[02/11/18 10:43:25] Globalirc, D.Va, and awgh [1570/2182] have team battled Khorne, pfoley, and J [1296/2317] and won! 2 days, 02:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 13:08:38] D.Va had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:42 towards level 61.
[02/14/18 11:03:40] D.Va, IdleMaster, and meffe [606/1955] have team battled qwerty, LordH, and Milquetoast [1645/2823] and lost! 0 days, 21:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/18 17:40:57] blind, damyan, and allo [1739/2167] have team battled D.Va, ncarl747, and Nistur [843/1863] and won! 0 days, 01:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 18:40:03] D.Va bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:59 towards level 61.
[02/15/18 11:52:39] D.Va tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:48 towards level 61.
[02/15/18 13:09:09] Taffer, jamesl, and CornFly [1045/2164] have team battled D.Va, Brainiac, and lightstalker [963/1749] and won! 0 days, 11:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 17:09:22] ncarl747, bootdisk, and ishanyx [1220/2357] have team battled D.Va, grooverider, and ruan [2483/2615] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 00:34:30] D.Va [13/545] has challenged Ttech [1126/1630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:58 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/16/18 04:58:39] koyaan, D.Va, and Majak [561/1395] have team battled liara, mordac, and damyan [988/2393] and lost! 0 days, 16:06:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 07:14:40] awgh [717/847] has come upon D.Va [35/545] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:43:48 is removed from awgh's clock.
[02/16/18 11:38:33] xayto [283/705] has challenged D.Va [44/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:01 is removed from xayto's clock.
[02/16/18 19:41:31] Doctor [527/1007] has challenged D.Va [172/545] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:09:08 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[02/16/18 22:12:20] D.Va, dax, and Frogging101 [958/1887] have team battled J, Elgo, and theemstra [1254/1796] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/18 20:52:46] D.Va [525/545] has challenged apiw [109/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:26:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/17/18 22:53:29] D.Va [339/545] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [332/919] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:14:17 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/18/18 12:18:36] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:53 towards level 61.
[02/18/18 15:46:13] Brady [366/630] has come upon D.Va [277/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:14:37 is removed from Brady's clock.
[02/18/18 16:58:59] D.Va and nomatame have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/18 18:59:10] D.Va [130/545] has challenged Tenorman [336/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/19/18 20:09:23] D.Va [388/553] has challenged Pici [640/1133] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:47:07 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/19/18 23:10:25] Herb_Tarlek [365/766] has challenged D.Va [156/553] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:58:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/20/18 18:54:01] D.Va learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:08:23 towards level 62.
[02/22/18 05:13:29] codedeeply [429/837] has come upon D.Va [245/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:53:34 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[02/22/18 14:42:27] D.Va ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:24:18 from level 62.
[03/07/18 16:56:39] MetaNova [690/979] has come upon D.Va [361/553] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:14:49 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/07/18 18:17:22] D.Va had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:01:26 towards level 62.
[03/08/18 07:51:13] Luamil, ohnx, and awgh [1069/2565] have team battled D.Va, KeboDK, and Milquetoast [1086/2415] and lost! 1 day, 03:04:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 21:58:38] Ais, KeboDK, and hannesenator [2095/2379] have team battled D.Va, neurospex, and Iri [513/2188] and won! 0 days, 08:03:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/18 15:31:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 39 days, 05:56:51 toward level 62.
[03/09/18 23:49:24] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 07:41:45] Cata [8/23] has challenged D.Va [392/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Cata's clock.
[03/10/18 12:32:41] D.Va [26/553] has challenged hoglahoo [465/605] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:57:26 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/10/18 19:00:17] D.Va and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 22:09:52] D.Va found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:42 towards level 62.
[03/11/18 07:38:41] D.Va [402/553] has challenged simple [571/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:47:54 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/11/18 13:23:59] acolarh [24/363] has challenged D.Va [76/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to acolarh's clock.
[03/11/18 16:41:41] ishanyx [281/644] has challenged D.Va [77/553] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:50:10 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[03/11/18 23:10:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed D.Va with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 16:58:41 from level 62.
[03/12/18 07:05:14] dindinx and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 09:04:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 10 days, 00:39:00 toward level 62.
[03/13/18 19:35:18] kenyon [708/1254] has come upon D.Va [195/553] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:14:57 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/14/18 15:18:51] INGSOC [52/228] has challenged D.Va [332/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/15/18 00:09:04] D.Va [258/553] has challenged Luamil [160/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:29 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/15/18 06:53:13] RBecker, Andries, and sasaniak [407/2224] have team battled Lios, Birdbones, and D.Va [207/2522] and won! 0 days, 05:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 20:12:20] Xenthys [234/685] has challenged D.Va [229/553] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:42:49 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/06/18 15:37:23] D.Va [196/556] has challenged kork [287/299] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/06/18 19:58:10] D.Va and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 03:12:27] D.Va was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:38:06 from level 63.
[04/08/18 05:11:52] D.Va [133/556] has come upon ilbelkyr [823/878] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:00:23 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/09/18 15:29:59] agrajag, zid, and D.Va [934/2501] have team battled basepi, bigjay, and ToHellWithGA [1135/2998] and lost! 1 day, 16:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/18 23:03:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 38 days, 09:24:58 toward level 63.
[04/10/18 16:56:30] Heisenberg [314/699] has challenged D.Va [277/556] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/13/18 15:00:02] Zoddo, pixelate, D.Va, and zid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/18 11:29:58] D.Va spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! D.Va's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/18 18:27:56] koyaan [205/434] has challenged D.Va [177/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from koyaan's clock.
[04/18/18 19:36:52] Wario, irix, and vrillusions [1564/2771] have team battled Majak, seanmnaes, and D.Va [25/1500] and won! 0 days, 17:06:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 06:12:37] D.Va [411/547] has challenged irix [99/1020] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:06:38 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[04/20/18 09:26:37] hannesenator, RedW, D.Va, and NRKist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/18 12:59:22] max, elbie, and darkmage [56/2513] have team battled D.Va, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1610/2404] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 17:52:06] D.Va tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:18 towards level 63.
[04/21/18 08:22:05] D.Va [248/547] has challenged Andries [428/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:39:55 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/21/18 23:21:35] SN4T14 [158/790] has come upon D.Va [322/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:40 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[04/23/18 23:34:41] MJ94 and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 09:42:21] AncalagonThBlack and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 21:47:19] borsin [572/723] has come upon D.Va [87/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:18:28 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/26/18 00:09:24] lipek [1099/1228] has challenged D.Va [484/547] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:27:18 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/26/18 00:15:53] D.Va [296/547] has challenged MrGlass [296/836] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[04/26/18 02:07:46] Sundance [385/687] has challenged D.Va [315/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:16:49 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[04/26/18 16:53:37] Yuhno [364/623] has challenged D.Va [355/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[04/26/18 16:53:37] In the fierce battle, D.Va dropped their level 48 charm! Yuhno picks it up, tossing their old level 44 charm to D.Va.
[04/29/18 01:22:29] Virtual, D.Va, and xayto [1415/1974] have team battled Bradicus, Altorin, and pfoley [88/1648] and won! 0 days, 18:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 16:02:45] Xenthys [71/517] has come upon D.Va [112/551] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:30:37 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/01/18 07:07:39] D.Va and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 01:49:59] MrGlass [435/842] has come upon D.Va [146/554] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:50:17 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/02/18 14:49:13] WallIdl and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 00:07:19] theemstra, Lios, and WallIdl [2154/2646] have team battled Dork_Knight, HeavyPodda, and D.Va [1926/2371] and won! 6 days, 06:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 08:11:25] aismallard and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 05:39:56] mwhahaha, D.Va, and caeli [960/1750] have team battled aismallard, Luamil, and Andries [558/1593] and won! 0 days, 07:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 06:40:58] D.Va [497/554] has come upon MadMan [655/1070] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:47:55 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/05/18 11:30:46] brendan [59/1418] has challenged D.Va [168/554] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:15:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/05/18 15:04:39] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:02:20 towards level 64.
[05/05/18 23:35:08] D.Va [318/554] has challenged seanmnaes [446/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:32 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/06/18 04:52:22] moony and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/18 09:38:48] Lemelisk [950/1187] has challenged D.Va [442/554] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:08:06 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[05/06/18 15:41:07] D.Va [3/554] has challenged Clearcasting [408/417] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:08:31 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/07/18 02:31:30] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:35 towards level 64.
[05/07/18 17:27:16] lluad [14/20] has challenged D.Va [409/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to lluad's clock.
[05/10/18 09:17:57] grooverider, Psilocybe, and D.Va [1620/2497] have team battled Cypher, Nistur, and JuanMaestro [1752/2278] and lost! 3 days, 20:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/18 12:57:57] D.Va slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! D.Va's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/18 20:20:14] celophi [157/205] has challenged D.Va [392/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to celophi's clock.
[05/10/18 22:30:59] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:27:39 from level 64.
[05/10/18 22:47:35] sedition [172/289] has come upon D.Va [482/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:55 is added to sedition's clock.
[05/12/18 04:40:50] D.Va and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 08:34:35] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:07 towards level 64.
[05/13/18 11:51:38] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:32 towards level 64.
[05/13/18 17:55:49] Sixbierehomme and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 16:33:45] D.Va discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:16:06 towards level 64.
[05/16/18 00:04:17] D.Va [86/548] has challenged ncarl747 [197/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:16 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/16/18 12:13:32] Luamil stole D.Va's level 78 tunic while they were sleeping! Luamil leaves their old level 48 tunic behind, which D.Va then takes.
[05/17/18 03:14:13] D.Va [248/515] has challenged brycec [368/817] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:16:35 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/17/18 05:03:44] J and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 11:01:15] D.Va and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 05:23:51] D.Va [446/515] has challenged SpikeX [573/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:50 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/19/18 09:35:35] D.Va got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:35:07 from level 64.
[05/19/18 19:54:39] Courage [98/156] has challenged D.Va [400/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Courage's clock.
[05/19/18 22:54:39] aismallard [186/309] has come upon D.Va [493/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:42:11 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/20/18 02:23:46] ToHellWithGA [580/946] has come upon D.Va [166/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:57 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[05/20/18 05:57:03] MJ94 and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 15:26:28] abra0 [563/1000] has come upon D.Va [393/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:13:50 is removed from abra0's clock.
[05/21/18 22:57:20] Globalirc [516/790] has challenged D.Va [207/515] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:27:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/22/18 21:46:59] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 21:53:31] PiotrekD [22/713] has come upon D.Va [128/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:27:49 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/22/18 22:55:01] D.Va found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:59 towards level 64.
[05/23/18 08:10:34] Ais [218/438] has come upon D.Va [420/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:41:29 is added to Ais's clock.
[05/23/18 13:14:50] himuraken [817/930] has come upon D.Va [138/515] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:57:17 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[05/25/18 00:22:41] D.Va, sunri5e, and TauPan [1742/1895] have team battled darkmage, vox, and LegendaryQ [630/2686] and won! 0 days, 19:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 08:44:37] D.Va [477/515] has challenged IdleBot [838/1908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:11 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/25/18 20:48:45] D.Va [319/515] has challenged sbp [45/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:57:23 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[05/25/18 21:28:06] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:43 towards level 64.
[05/26/18 06:52:06] Bradicus [354/748] has challenged D.Va [458/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:49:14 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[05/26/18 11:37:36] D.Va grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:38 towards level 64.
[05/27/18 16:29:56] D.Va [536/610] has challenged dax [401/584] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[05/27/18 17:16:05] D.Va set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:44:45 from level 65.
[05/29/18 07:01:32] el, elbie, and bobvador [446/1749] have team battled Xenthys, pants, and D.Va [983/1988] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 10:59:44] D.Va was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:43:04 from level 65.
[05/29/18 19:34:33] D.Va, Euronur, and Evrial [18/1876] have team battled lipek, mefmef, and borsin [1295/2636] and lost! 2 days, 08:57:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/18 03:06:19] D.Va, lakwatsero, and Lios [1628/1857] have team battled KeboDK, Zaratustra, and shandor [2439/2520] and lost! 3 days, 05:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/18 22:09:42] D.Va [590/621] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [574/1009] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:20:26 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/02/18 01:17:00] D.Va and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 01:19:34] D.Va and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 06:51:42] sasaniak [375/668] has come upon D.Va [395/621] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:27:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/02/18 09:53:12] lakwatsero, nickware, and ohnx [362/2031] have team battled Virtual, D.Va, and IdleMaster [1961/1981] and lost! 2 days, 21:42:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/18 05:56:46] D.Va [390/621] has come upon Maruiki [157/207] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:56:08 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/03/18 05:58:56] D.Va [195/621] has challenged vrillusions [400/1289] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:57:21 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/04/18 01:38:26] D.Va and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/18 13:10:02] D.Va [188/621] has challenged Nistur [68/458] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:08:42 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/05/18 05:31:15] dwfreed [306/482] has come upon D.Va [176/621] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:32:32 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/05/18 12:42:42] D.Va, Nistur, and Agent86 [217/1723] have team battled zid, sjefen6, and Syloq [2177/2244] and lost! 5 days, 10:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 16:52:15] D.Va grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:59:58 towards level 65.
[06/06/18 06:29:44] D.Va and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 07:14:26] D.Va tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:03 towards level 65.
[06/06/18 10:09:52] D.Va burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! D.Va's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/18 21:44:14] prime, acolarh, and Arland [363/1429] have team battled freeboson, D.Va, and Sundance [1984/2259] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 02:31:08] D.Va [611/617] has challenged auror [258/329] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:13:24 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/07/18 09:38:17] Ais [99/461] has come upon D.Va [467/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:15 is added to Ais's clock.
[06/07/18 22:38:21] D.Va [553/617] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [276/739] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:51:45 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/08/18 15:23:09] PiotrekD [572/688] has come upon D.Va [62/617] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:30:34 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[06/08/18 17:10:52] Sharky4, moveax, and kier [1608/2293] have team battled Xenthys, bootdisk, and D.Va [215/2043] and won! 2 days, 17:42:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/18 20:46:13] PiotrekD [179/688] has challenged D.Va [236/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:37:16 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[06/09/18 09:50:26] D.Va [229/617] has come upon pfoley [592/658] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:21:39 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/09/18 17:29:40] D.Va [321/617] has challenged ohnx [98/1021] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:21:40 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/10/18 07:10:13] Wario [595/621] has come upon D.Va [402/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:30 is removed from Wario's clock.
[06/11/18 01:35:01] LordH, cirdan, and D.Va [1268/2707] have team battled acolarh, Andries, and Ttech [68/3140] and won! 1 day, 21:46:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 06:44:16] niko [490/601] has come upon D.Va [339/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:40 is removed from niko's clock.
[06/12/18 07:59:28] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:21 towards level 65.
[06/12/18 09:52:46] D.Va reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! D.Va's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/18 11:00:34] D.Va [205/621] has challenged borsin [294/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/13/18 12:16:58] D.Va [289/621] has come upon gildarts [345/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:55 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/13/18 20:59:26] D.Va slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! D.Va's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/18 00:34:22] dclaw123, max, Gizmokid2005, and D.Va have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/18 10:17:29] idlerpgww [469/526] has come upon D.Va [343/617] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:03:23 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[06/17/18 01:53:33] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:48 towards level 65.
[06/17/18 02:36:15] lipek, KeboDK, and D.Va [2784/2819] have team battled djm, Mateusz, and grooverider [1048/2991] and won! 0 days, 16:11:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 05:36:05] D.Va [0/617] has come upon Misza [521/1167] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:47:43 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/17/18 05:42:28] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:23 towards level 65.
[06/17/18 06:33:28] bootdisk [363/923] has challenged D.Va [393/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:18:52 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[06/17/18 22:40:47] D.Va and hoglahoo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/18 00:28:17] tmberg [498/978] has come upon D.Va [550/617] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:03:44 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/19/18 01:37:53] Sixbierehomme and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 19:24:33] D.Va [169/617] has challenged crysys [637/697] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/20/18 11:18:43] MrGlass [169/842] has come upon D.Va [218/617] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:48:38 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/21/18 06:42:46] D.Va and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 04:07:08] M144 [219/229] has challenged D.Va [206/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from M144's clock.
[06/22/18 07:16:11] zankore [717/858] has challenged D.Va [18/617] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:48:23 is removed from zankore's clock.
[06/22/18 14:28:49] M144 [90/229] has challenged D.Va [564/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to M144's clock.
[06/23/18 01:23:24] D.Va died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:40:00 from level 66.
[06/23/18 02:30:27] nickware, Cypher, and BarCode [222/1860] have team battled ToHellWithGA, wulk, and D.Va [1698/2053] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/18 03:53:10] ishanyx [496/603] has challenged D.Va [511/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:39:51 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[06/24/18 12:08:25] Gizmokid2005, D.Va, and M144 [1359/1909] have team battled kenyon, zankore, and Mateusz [1424/2763] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/18 03:43:47] basepi, double, and D.Va [1229/2319] have team battled astropoint, wulk, and Khorne [60/2354] and won! 3 days, 05:28:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 05:58:56] D.Va [99/617] has come upon tmberg [804/1006] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:22:42 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/27/18 12:21:05] D.Va [282/617] has challenged double [80/871] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:24:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/27/18 16:46:12] uhmmm, Mateusz, and Murii [927/2127] have team battled valdur55, D.Va, and brendan [2463/2932] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/18 20:23:58] D.Va [39/617] has challenged apiw [3/696] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:37:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/28/18 03:06:16] D.Va and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 05:06:41] D.Va ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:27:27 from level 66.
[06/28/18 13:49:51] Dork_Knight, eva42, and D.Va [157/2737] have team battled xtort-, Zye, and greekman [718/2200] and lost! 3 days, 04:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/18 22:17:36] PinkiePie [743/882] has come upon D.Va [508/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:14 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[06/30/18 10:45:39] D.Va [555/617] has challenged petrichor [609/1188] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:42:19 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/01/18 07:38:36] D.Va got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:59:21 towards level 66.
[07/01/18 08:43:12] D.Va found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:33:04 towards level 66.
[07/02/18 06:00:50] brendan [351/1423] has challenged D.Va [143/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/03/18 22:14:59] x0 [228/330] has challenged D.Va [53/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:18 is removed from x0's clock.
[07/04/18 05:11:15] D.Va and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 02:13:00] Herb_Tarlek [173/865] has challenged D.Va [77/617] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:16:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/10/18 12:16:40] D.Va [530/617] has challenged Yuhno [231/686] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:31:03 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/10/18 14:17:21] D.Va [158/617] has challenged Iri [227/574] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:02:58 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/11/18 04:28:51] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:26:29 towards level 66.
[08/13/18 02:15:18] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:29 towards level 66.
[08/14/18 05:49:06] D.Va [398/617] has challenged Mateusz [287/891] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:05:43 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/14/18 10:42:15] D.Va [581/617] has come upon mefmef [508/727] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:16:20 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/14/18 19:25:38] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:55 towards level 66.
[08/14/18 22:55:17] D.Va [233/617] has challenged CornFly [984/1207] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:50 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/15/18 22:57:52] gildarts and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/18 04:19:39] kenyon [327/1098] has challenged D.Va [342/617] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:40:22 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/16/18 21:44:06] grooverider [1321/1354] has come upon D.Va [316/617] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:10:30 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/18/18 08:03:25] D.Va and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 22:14:34] D.Va [169/617] has challenged adamus1red [101/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:08:15 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[08/19/18 08:18:26] D.Va [16/617] has challenged damyan [411/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:50:57 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/19/18 18:20:24] D.Va, Ais, and DroppedPepsi [1056/1471] have team battled PinkiePie, Taffer, and WallIdl [799/2144] and won! 0 days, 04:18:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 10:30:28] Leetistan [446/690] has come upon D.Va [576/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:04 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[08/21/18 03:22:39] jrosmith, D.Va, and Ais [669/1980] have team battled bozo, max, and sjefen6 [117/1871] and won! 1 day, 00:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 13:52:29] Vroomfondel [595/760] has come upon D.Va [337/617] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:01:40 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/23/18 04:38:48] D.Va [604/617] has come upon abra0 [915/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:38 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/23/18 12:51:11] D.Va got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:23 from level 66.
[08/24/18 22:45:39] soltys [535/587] has come upon D.Va [552/617] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:08:09 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/25/18 00:26:49] kork [158/357] has challenged D.Va [569/617] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:33:10 is added to kork's clock.
[08/27/18 03:41:25] D.Va, woonack, and gildarts [964/1558] have team battled kier, Globalirc, and Curious_Onion [1710/2097] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/18 05:04:40] D.Va [606/617] has challenged vrillusions [1226/1296] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:00 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/27/18 12:05:27] Psilocybe [712/718] has come upon D.Va [263/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:30 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/28/18 01:14:03] D.Va and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 08:01:40] D.Va and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/18 08:16:43] Maria [338/444] has come upon D.Va [126/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:04 is removed from Maria's clock.
[08/30/18 01:27:37] Nofew [288/1027] has challenged D.Va [452/617] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:11:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/30/18 06:48:16] Bradicus, cirdan, and crysys [731/2482] have team battled idisjunction, Zye, and D.Va [2098/2757] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/18 08:28:01] D.Va [228/779] has challenged Psilocybe [336/718] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to D.Va's clock.
[08/30/18 15:05:12] D.Va and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/18 02:44:02] kork [150/357] has come upon D.Va [737/779] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:38:15 is added to kork's clock.
[08/31/18 03:48:24] D.Va was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:21:27 from level 67.
[08/31/18 04:25:06] Atan and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 19:53:27] D.Va has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:01:07 from level 67.
[09/03/18 17:05:36] ilbelkyr [620/921] has challenged D.Va [9/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:51:50 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[09/04/18 13:12:17] D.Va [286/779] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [287/976] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:01:24 is added to D.Va's clock.
[09/05/18 00:52:49] Beavis [488/1030] has come upon D.Va [166/779] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:54:24 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/05/18 06:17:56] D.Va [405/779] has challenged Iri [114/572] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:41:28 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/06/18 14:23:19] D.Va reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! D.Va's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/18 09:34:34] D.Va [735/785] has challenged Birdbones [667/1274] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:57:15 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/07/18 16:36:48] theemstra [401/796] has challenged D.Va [160/785] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:37:28 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/07/18 17:37:06] Misza [1042/1161] has challenged D.Va [539/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:14:25 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/08/18 06:19:51] lipek, canton7, and Sundance [1071/2619] have team battled D.Va, wolfkin, and Sharky4 [1910/1988] and lost! 1 day, 21:12:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 09:17:26] Zoddo, exotime, and shandor [749/2125] have team battled JensRex, D.Va, and Iri [1277/2438] and lost! 1 day, 18:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/18 04:48:38] jrosmith [388/893] has challenged D.Va [611/785] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:24:14 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[09/09/18 11:50:27] niko [550/607] has come upon D.Va [591/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:51 is added to niko's clock.
[09/10/18 16:08:40] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:59:39 towards level 67.
[09/11/18 01:03:13] D.Va [780/785] has challenged csc2ya [99/438] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:46:03 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/11/18 11:06:41] manish17xxx [107/735] has challenged D.Va [325/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:41 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[09/11/18 17:30:19] D.Va bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:03:40 towards level 67.
[09/13/18 01:17:44] Sundance and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/18 10:22:33] ncarl747 [34/801] has challenged D.Va [512/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:04 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[09/13/18 19:43:11] sjefen6 [146/480] has challenged D.Va [239/785] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:33:10 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[09/14/18 05:29:07] D.Va [750/785] has challenged Andries [585/728] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:59:18 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/15/18 06:26:23] D.Va got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:35 towards level 67.
[09/15/18 14:42:01] D.Va [375/785] has come upon sheu [253/489] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:42:20 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/15/18 14:42:01] D.Va has dealt sheu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:23:28 is added to sheu's clock.
[09/15/18 21:54:03] Asara, D.Va, and useless [2873/2924] have team battled mefmef, dwfreed, and waifu [1134/1651] and won! 1 day, 20:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 15:46:13] Mayit [28/183] has challenged D.Va [50/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/18/18 22:07:05] kier [724/878] has challenged D.Va [448/785] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:03:48 is removed from kier's clock.
[09/20/18 00:11:22] D.Va ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:19:07 from level 67.
[09/20/18 07:18:19] D.Va [268/785] has challenged Sundance [582/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:28 is added to D.Va's clock.
[09/20/18 14:10:43] D.Va and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 00:02:44] Vroomfondel, D.Va, and JuanMaestro [11/2451] have team battled Mayit, yano, and shymega [97/1572] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 05:55:36] yano [186/694] has come upon D.Va [694/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:08:48 is added to yano's clock.
[09/22/18 05:57:24] FSM, SirMonkeybox, and Mayit [345/1188] have team battled Killerkid, AbacusAvenger, and D.Va [565/2678] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 11:18:39] Tenorman [453/1051] has come upon D.Va [675/785] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:27:58 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/23/18 03:37:52] D.Va found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:44 towards level 67.
[09/24/18 01:06:29] D.Va [149/785] has come upon Bradicus [469/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:32 is added to D.Va's clock.
[09/24/18 09:52:12] D.Va [485/785] has challenged Sixbierehomme [44/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:41 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[09/25/18 23:43:42] D.Va [437/787] has challenged Roxana [847/1035] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to D.Va's clock.
[09/26/18 05:37:48] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:13:03 from level 68.
[09/26/18 16:46:00] Eldoreth, IllusiveMan_, and gildarts [63/1548] have team battled brycec, neurospex, and D.Va [1190/3135] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 18:16:00] Crazycatlady [446/551] has come upon D.Va [574/787] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:15:50 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/26/18 20:19:55] D.Va bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:46:08 from level 68.
[09/28/18 09:29:59] D.Va, petrichor, and AbacusAvenger [403/2907] have team battled theZoMBiE, bebbet, and Brainiac [1390/1541] and lost! 4 days, 09:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 14:27:17] D.Va [426/792] has challenged bobvador [602/613] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:34:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[09/28/18 17:06:38] Herb_Tarlek [718/872] has come upon D.Va [200/792] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:22:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/29/18 05:32:28] Xenthys [422/510] has challenged D.Va [303/792] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:35:32 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/02/18 04:55:09] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:33:50 towards level 68.
[10/03/18 17:10:04] D.Va [772/792] has challenged mwhahaha [400/961] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:07:53 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/05/18 10:24:10] Misza [53/1161] has challenged D.Va [463/792] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:18:32 is added to Misza's clock.
[10/06/18 22:40:59] D.Va, Cameron_D, and elf [522/3564] have team battled woonack, Misza, and cirdan [2432/2613] and lost! 8 days, 15:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 22:46:13] D.Va found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:58:27 towards level 68.
[10/06/18 23:40:19] D.Va, IndigoTiger, pants, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/18 10:02:06] psycho [30/281] has come upon D.Va [720/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:58 is added to psycho's clock.
[10/10/18 10:43:17] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:13:43 towards level 68.
[10/10/18 14:51:56] D.Va and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 04:58:03] Gizmokid2005, D.Va, and Cameron_D [40/3420] have team battled freeboson, dwfreed, and dxtr [1655/2202] and lost! 6 days, 17:23:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/18 22:45:13] gildarts and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 19:49:46] Brady [184/909] has come upon D.Va [650/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:32 is added to Brady's clock.
[10/16/18 12:16:15] D.Va and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 15:53:20] lipek [474/1225] has challenged D.Va [249/792] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:31:40 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/16/18 17:54:01] crysys [181/753] has challenged D.Va [475/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:53:33 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/17/18 00:28:25] D.Va bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:50:38 from level 68.
[10/17/18 17:53:09] D.Va and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 18:10:00] fattrat, ToHellWithGA, and kenyon [2290/3513] have team battled Ivusior, Brainiac, and D.Va [642/1592] and won! 2 days, 19:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/18 21:10:50] D.Va [748/792] has challenged Curious_Onion [148/580] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:34:41 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/18/18 23:20:02] idlerpgww [68/579] has challenged D.Va [240/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[10/19/18 23:31:50] D.Va [520/792] has come upon vrillusions [1189/1281] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:23:12 is added to D.Va's clock.
[10/20/18 03:46:34] D.Va and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 08:44:03] D.Va, CornFly, and kenyon [2581/3395] have team battled holloway, sheu, and dindinx [597/2414] and won! 1 day, 06:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 03:28:51] vegadark [33/605] has challenged D.Va [382/792] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:43:12 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/21/18 04:32:13] blizgerg [956/1215] has come upon D.Va [769/792] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:46:16 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/23/18 08:47:07] D.Va [309/792] has challenged xetarip [109/237] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:28:32 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/24/18 00:18:20] mordac [637/1228] has come upon D.Va [689/792] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:27:15 is added to mordac's clock.
[10/24/18 00:19:54] Eldoreth [587/974] has come upon D.Va [96/792] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:00:40 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[10/24/18 07:53:09] D.Va has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:07:06 from level 68.
[10/24/18 16:47:09] D.Va and valdur55 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/18 01:32:51] D.Va and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/18 03:35:58] LilXan [0/18] has challenged D.Va [761/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to LilXan's clock.
[10/26/18 08:49:21] dclaw123 [917/1022] has challenged D.Va [184/792] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[10/26/18 08:49:21] dclaw123 has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:12:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[10/26/18 21:06:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 6 days, 17:59:12 toward level 68.
[10/29/18 05:05:41] RBecker and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 10:31:47] D.Va [39/795] has challenged Bahhumbug [244/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:28:25 is added to D.Va's clock.
[10/29/18 21:21:12] Killerkid [553/1058] has come upon D.Va [603/795] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:47:35 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[10/29/18 23:55:11] WallIdl and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 05:42:24] D.Va discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:36 towards level 68.
[11/01/18 01:33:48] aismallard, Birdbones, and D.Va [1011/2906] have team battled ncarl747, Atan, and sigmg [2087/2090] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 05:28:24] yano [440/691] has challenged D.Va [156/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:40 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/01/18 17:25:19] D.Va got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:03 towards level 68.
[11/02/18 00:49:12] D.Va and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/18 23:03:17] D.Va [72/795] has challenged allo [44/568] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:28:50 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[11/04/18 15:34:36] D.Va misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:02:30 from level 69.
[11/04/18 19:22:51] D.Va left their weapon out in the rain to rust! D.Va's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/18 19:23:18] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:29:00 towards level 69.
[11/05/18 13:50:45] D.Va [420/773] has challenged Lemelisk [911/1292] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:55:06 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/07/18 19:13:52] Herb_Tarlek [293/879] has challenged D.Va [668/773] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/07/18 22:24:11] maria420 [10/26] has challenged D.Va [183/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to maria420's clock.
[11/07/18 22:33:04] D.Va was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:35:36 from level 69.
[11/08/18 04:43:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 7 days, 11:05:11 toward level 69.
[11/08/18 06:51:44] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:01 towards level 69.
[11/10/18 07:23:52] irix [465/1020] has come upon D.Va [239/773] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:23:34 is removed from irix's clock.
[11/11/18 10:43:13] D.Va discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:19 towards level 69.
[11/12/18 04:25:05] kork [23/359] has challenged D.Va [117/773] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:18:20 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/18 12:18:38] D.Va caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:14:17 towards level 69.
[11/13/18 01:29:44] D.Va [490/773] has challenged pants [686/942] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:46:54 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/13/18 04:29:54] mwhahaha [473/975] has come upon D.Va [376/773] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:33:44 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/14/18 12:58:41] maria420 [171/315] has challenged D.Va [384/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to maria420's clock.
[11/14/18 23:40:15] D.Va [627/773] has challenged brycec [864/1245] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:53:51 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/15/18 22:01:16] D.Va misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:05:47 from level 69.
[11/16/18 06:32:59] soltys, D.Va, and Sundance [296/2090] have team battled Psilocybe, Xenthys, and ruan [735/2442] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/18 09:44:42] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 00:50:39] jaja [30/55] has challenged D.Va [83/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to jaja's clock.
[11/18/18 06:56:25] dakafal [28/63] has challenged D.Va [379/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to dakafal's clock.
[11/19/18 00:55:26] D.Va learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:57 towards level 69.
[11/20/18 21:24:33] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:45 towards level 69.
[11/21/18 12:22:46] elf, Beavis, and sunri5e [3221/3340] have team battled Zaratustra, IndigoTiger, and D.Va [1792/2821] and won! 1 day, 02:29:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 14:14:34] Vroomfondel [393/639] has challenged D.Va [279/773] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[11/21/18 18:16:57] JuanMaestro [39/890] has challenged D.Va [674/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:03:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/18 15:57:06] D.Va was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:32:35 from level 69.
[11/28/18 08:52:45] Cameron_D [1150/1608] has challenged D.Va [640/776] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:20:55 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[11/28/18 08:52:45] Cameron_D has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:42:08 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/28/18 18:03:37] ncarl747, D.Va, and SirMonkeybox [1154/2109] have team battled ruan, idlerpgww, and Tenorman [1502/2870] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/18 02:26:32] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:10:27 from level 69.
[11/29/18 19:00:24] Eldoreth [892/1014] has challenged D.Va [28/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:45 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/01/18 21:26:51] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:29:40 towards level 69.
[12/04/18 20:28:05] D.Va [479/776] has challenged NPC4946410567318 [129/321] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:05:20 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/04/18 23:23:38] psycho, Reilly, and Bradicus [1327/1603] have team battled IllusiveMan_, D.Va, and basicMiracle [1240/1779] and won! 1 day, 21:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 02:30:23] D.Va, loomysh, and Lnk [1417/2440] have team battled MadMan, Curious_Onion, and suterismus [1320/3064] and won! 0 days, 01:23:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 04:59:51] blizgerg, borsin, and useless [1083/2797] have team battled mistaEvO8, IllusiveMan_, and D.Va [1298/1623] and lost! 1 day, 07:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 12:04:36] D.Va was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:42:27 from level 69.
[12/06/18 13:08:00] D.Va and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 16:27:37] D.Va was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:31 towards level 69.
[12/07/18 21:58:57] mistaEvO8 [182/324] has come upon D.Va [633/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:46 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[12/08/18 00:45:44] MetaNova [440/1043] has challenged D.Va [749/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:36:56 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/10/18 16:52:16] jrosmith [137/893] has come upon D.Va [152/776] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:03:42 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[12/13/18 08:55:59] agrajag [349/999] has challenged D.Va [647/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:01 is added to agrajag's clock.
[12/13/18 19:14:57] SpikeX, RBecker, and Killerkid [1056/2727] have team battled womblecat, Everyman, and D.Va [1107/2078] and lost! 0 days, 15:12:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 09:04:32] D.Va and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/18 09:18:04] D.Va [443/776] has challenged tmberg [157/1058] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/14/18 12:21:38] pfoley, D.Va, and HeavyPodda [1550/2462] have team battled agrajag, suterismus, and Bahhumbug [1981/2912] and lost! 9 days, 02:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 09:08:25] Yuhno, irix, and Xenofex [1585/2301] have team battled Lemelisk, D.Va, and jrosmith [1095/3005] and won! 0 days, 11:59:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/18 16:29:04] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:25 towards level 70.
[12/17/18 07:17:38] acolarh [69/732] has come upon D.Va [201/776] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:57:43 is added to acolarh's clock.
[12/18/18 03:10:32] MadMan [70/1154] has come upon D.Va [148/776] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:30:52 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/18/18 14:46:43] apiw [2/790] has come upon D.Va [728/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:38 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/18/18 15:32:47] fragment1 [206/348] has come upon D.Va [625/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:28:42 is added to fragment1's clock.
[12/19/18 17:42:19] D.Va [172/776] has come upon pfoley [271/662] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:22:31 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/20/18 04:29:23] Killerkid [515/1069] has come upon D.Va [111/776] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:19:17 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/20/18 12:19:08] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 01:38:30] D.Va [307/776] has challenged Sharky4 [664/726] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:43:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/21/18 16:34:04] womblecat [243/613] has come upon D.Va [382/776] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:27:11 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/21/18 21:13:28] Crazycatlady [334/639] has come upon D.Va [486/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:50:58 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/23/18 08:16:01] D.Va grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:15:29 towards level 70.
[12/24/18 05:46:56] sunri5e, Agent86, and simple [1088/2916] have team battled D.Va, allo, and sjums_the_great [1396/1800] and lost! 6 days, 15:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 08:10:06] D.Va, LukeLR, and zygren [704/1713] have team battled vegadark, bobvador, and petrichor [2335/2559] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/18 07:53:56] D.Va and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/18 10:04:34] D.Va [553/776] has challenged hannesenator [485/1139] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:45:14 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/26/18 19:01:21] D.Va, xonic, and Eldoreth [1607/2187] have team battled Tenorman, canton7, and KeboDK [1025/3050] and won! 0 days, 04:06:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 07:40:59] womblecat [99/618] has come upon D.Va [324/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:33 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/28/18 21:23:34] Sundance, D.Va, NRKist, and Zye have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/18 11:41:09] waffles [430/555] has come upon D.Va [244/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:22:24 is removed from waffles's clock.
[12/30/18 14:33:13] sjums_the_great [400/442] has challenged D.Va [439/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/30/18 16:03:43] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 10:37:56] D.Va [282/776] has challenged apiw [794/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:31:05 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/31/18 13:19:08] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:12 towards level 70.
[01/01/19 18:47:18] D.Va, idlerpgww, KeboDK, and sigmg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/19 01:59:22] D.Va was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:00:26 from level 70.
[01/02/19 07:48:22] Asara [196/1436] has challenged D.Va [150/776] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:24:17 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/02/19 14:38:02] LukeLR [11/650] has come upon D.Va [446/776] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:41:44 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/04/19 00:05:11] D.Va and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 12:31:54] dindinx and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 13:26:42] Zaratustra [844/1162] has come upon D.Va [151/776] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:00:40 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/05/19 10:18:23] D.Va, ncarl747, and brendan [3003/3065] have team battled Geela, Psilocybe, and AncalagonThBlack [492/2183] and won! 1 day, 15:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 20:12:33] brycec [824/1202] has come upon D.Va [766/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:40:10 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/06/19 14:51:11] D.Va found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:29 towards level 70.
[01/07/19 06:16:16] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:54 towards level 70.
[01/07/19 12:48:26] D.Va and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/19 08:07:10] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:55 towards level 70.
[01/09/19 00:49:09] m0shbear [911/931] has come upon D.Va [77/776] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:18:58 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[01/09/19 02:24:15] D.Va and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 03:12:40] Fluttershy, D.Va, and zankore [1784/2924] have team battled IdleMaster, brendan, and Syloq [618/2882] and won! 0 days, 03:05:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 04:33:36] dwfreed [329/443] has challenged D.Va [638/776] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:06:53 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/10/19 08:21:38] tmberg, Xenofex, and D.Va [663/2543] have team battled suterismus, Fluttershy, and SirMonkeybox [2705/2897] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/19 13:29:22] manish17xxx, sigmg, and pfoley [731/2132] have team battled idlerpgww, D.Va, and eva42 [2528/2853] and lost! 5 days, 18:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/19 13:38:58] Lnk, Flonk, and D.Va [426/2592] have team battled tspange, TauPan, and MadMan [1454/2331] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/19 17:39:12] D.Va [396/786] has challenged yano [21/700] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:02:26 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/10/19 19:36:09] Scornn [12/268] has challenged D.Va [405/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Scornn's clock.
[01/11/19 09:16:13] NPC4946410567318 [190/499] has come upon D.Va [329/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:45:23 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[01/11/19 15:02:25] D.Va [205/786] has come upon Sundance [406/753] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:23:38 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/11/19 18:00:47] D.Va and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 21:38:59] D.Va [407/786] has come upon ncarl747 [458/802] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:24:19 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/11/19 22:57:51] Brady, DrJosh9000, and D.Va [1548/2228] have team battled sjums_the_great, Crazycatlady, and Nistur [1200/1859] and won! 0 days, 01:29:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 05:14:55] D.Va fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! D.Va's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/19 17:32:21] Killerkid [486/1073] has come upon D.Va [150/773] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:22:03 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[01/15/19 16:09:57] D.Va and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 18:27:22] grooverider, TimWolla, and Flonk [335/3185] have team battled allo, D.Va, and Fluttershy [1588/2436] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/19 20:21:19] idlerpgww, D.Va, and Zye [2435/2918] have team battled freeboson, Lnk, and LordH [422/2882] and won! 8 days, 07:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 02:20:20] Nuae [31/59] has challenged D.Va [40/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Nuae's clock.
[01/16/19 05:25:29] NPC4946410567318 [89/499] has come upon D.Va [33/773] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:02:20 is removed from NPC4946410567318's clock.
[01/16/19 05:25:29] NPC4946410567318 has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:39:38 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/16/19 22:31:53] nickware, grooverider, and Ttech [1175/4049] have team battled dwfreed, D.Va, and idisjunction [1309/2143] and lost! 2 days, 12:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 11:25:01] Xenofex [234/724] has come upon D.Va [390/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:57 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[01/19/19 07:21:46] D.Va was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:03:56 towards level 71.
[01/20/19 04:00:38] Bradicus, ohnx, and Crazycatlady [1889/2251] have team battled D.Va, MJ94, and womblecat [1405/2102] and won! 7 days, 07:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 20:36:41] D.Va grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:24:21 towards level 71.
[01/20/19 22:47:49] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:29 towards level 71.
[01/21/19 00:38:16] D.Va, loomysh, djm, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/19 08:22:17] D.Va [45/773] has challenged astropoint [260/870] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:30:52 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/21/19 10:30:07] Syloq [260/598] has come upon D.Va [558/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:29:07 is added to Syloq's clock.
[01/21/19 13:57:09] D.Va found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:21 towards level 71.
[01/21/19 21:41:02] D.Va got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:12:21 from level 71.
[01/22/19 12:32:11] D.Va and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 11:33:49] AncalagonThBlack [0/754] has challenged D.Va [293/773] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:35:16 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[01/23/19 12:05:44] D.Va caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:35 towards level 71.
[01/23/19 13:21:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 0 days, 23:20:10 toward level 71.
[01/24/19 11:48:50] strife and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 12:30:24] Yuhno, D.Va, and AngryParsley [1614/2677] have team battled Birdbones, TauPan, and Mars [8/2833] and won! 1 day, 00:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 15:21:53] keepermurf, Nofew, and niko [1220/2588] have team battled yano, D.Va, and DrJosh9000 [1101/2026] and won! 1 day, 17:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 15:46:01] Mars [196/1039] has challenged D.Va [367/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:27:29 is added to Mars's clock.
[01/25/19 21:16:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 1 day, 20:22:07 toward level 71.
[01/25/19 21:47:28] blizgerg [1302/1308] has challenged D.Va [677/773] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:16:04 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/26/19 10:52:21] Nrvnqsr [29/78] has challenged D.Va [346/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Nrvnqsr's clock.
[01/26/19 17:09:03] D.Va had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:39 towards level 71.
[01/26/19 19:44:26] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 04:59:59] womblecat [76/621] has challenged D.Va [164/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:38 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/28/19 12:37:31] alephnull [18/787] has come upon D.Va [549/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:45:08 is added to alephnull's clock.
[01/28/19 20:53:36] D.Va, freeboson, M144, and Geela have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/19 11:45:19] D.Va learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:47 towards level 71.
[01/30/19 17:28:17] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:15 towards level 71.
[01/30/19 19:37:47] D.Va [651/773] has challenged zid [304/1023] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:23:49 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/30/19 23:28:28] borsin [30/600] has come upon D.Va [261/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:32 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/01/19 17:12:51] D.Va was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:00:17 towards level 72.
[02/02/19 05:27:53] dclaw123 [447/998] has challenged D.Va [417/773] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:29:13 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[02/04/19 02:28:46] D.Va was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:39 towards level 72.
[02/04/19 03:16:41] D.Va and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 07:31:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 20 days, 22:20:28 toward level 72.
[02/04/19 09:01:29] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:18 towards level 72.
[02/06/19 20:35:15] bookworm [166/205] has challenged D.Va [640/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to bookworm's clock.
[02/07/19 10:02:18] Mars [203/1110] has come upon D.Va [700/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:21:01 is added to Mars's clock.
[02/07/19 13:16:14] D.Va fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:02:52 from level 72.
[02/08/19 02:19:06] manish17xxx, D.Va, and Kuntilanak [438/1847] have team battled Zythan, TauPan, and Sixbierehomme [1246/1753] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/19 04:22:50] D.Va and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 11:04:19] blabber [162/240] has come upon D.Va [450/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:59 is added to blabber's clock.
[02/08/19 11:48:39] D.Va got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:08 from level 72.
[02/08/19 13:55:31] D.Va and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 09:19:03] AngryParsley [442/1230] has come upon D.Va [769/773] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:38:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/11/19 12:54:13] Herb_Tarlek [311/883] has come upon D.Va [384/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:49:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/12/19 06:57:07] astropoint, TimWolla, and Sam [1716/2711] have team battled D.Va, womblecat, and sigmg [1187/2126] and won! 0 days, 02:16:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 02:56:25] D.Va bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:24 towards level 72.
[02/13/19 12:25:34] D.Va and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 20:18:25] Xenofex [477/731] has challenged D.Va [12/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:48 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[02/14/19 16:30:46] D.Va [278/773] has come upon holloway [831/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:20 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/14/19 22:50:45] D.Va [77/773] has come upon Lemelisk [646/1375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:21 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/15/19 06:03:00] D.Va and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/19 00:30:15] D.Va [266/773] has challenged Everyman [261/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:29 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/16/19 02:30:41] D.Va [155/773] has challenged mustek [1140/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:07 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/17/19 01:22:17] D.Va, allo, and bebbet [900/1955] have team battled womblecat, Atan, and crysys [535/2196] and won! 0 days, 00:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 01:49:34] D.Va [481/773] has challenged bobvador [278/592] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/17/19 19:45:57] zid [147/1023] has come upon D.Va [57/773] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:30:59 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/18/19 13:38:55] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:18:32 towards level 73.
[02/21/19 06:13:39] waffles [202/559] has come upon D.Va [318/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:02:24 is added to waffles's clock.
[02/21/19 10:00:11] crudd [800/867] has challenged D.Va [517/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:07 is removed from crudd's clock.
[02/22/19 02:25:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 12 days, 04:02:31 toward level 73.
[02/22/19 05:38:41] womblecat, dclaw123, and D.Va [346/2397] have team battled manish17xxx, elbie, and ishanyx [180/2378] and won! 6 days, 05:32:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 08:10:42] elbie [612/976] has challenged D.Va [268/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:26:49 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/24/19 10:41:24] ishanyx, efertone, and D.Va [1572/1692] have team battled MJ94, Beefcan, and bp [1291/1693] and won! 0 days, 03:35:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 23:16:07] blabber [206/411] has challenged D.Va [569/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to blabber's clock.
[02/25/19 19:55:45] PiotrekD [315/745] has come upon D.Va [14/773] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:45:11 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/16/19 19:39:12] D.Va [266/773] has challenged sjefen6 [114/487] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:23:49 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[05/17/19 02:44:59] Mateusz [197/1072] has come upon D.Va [42/773] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:50:52 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[05/18/19 02:38:31] Everyman, loomysh, and manish17xxx [2271/2459] have team battled Tenorman, D.Va, and Mirc0p [2655/2667] and lost! 1 day, 04:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 04:58:47] D.Va, Heisenberg, and Pici [434/2712] have team battled freeboson, Brainiac, and Xenofex [598/2434] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 11:48:31] Lemongrab [255/771] has challenged D.Va [564/773] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:46:31 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[05/19/19 07:32:35] D.Va and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 20:36:35] Everyman, D.Va, and Zoddo [1931/2730] have team battled ncarl747, suterismus, and loomysh [466/3049] and won! 3 days, 08:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 06:18:38] neurospex [345/1290] has come upon D.Va [200/773] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:53:34 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/21/19 14:21:45] D.Va and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 21:17:35] D.Va [27/773] has come upon damyan [370/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:11:19 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/22/19 02:14:14] JuanMaestro [689/894] has come upon D.Va [403/773] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:31:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/23/19 04:14:34] D.Va [163/773] has challenged elbie [896/1005] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:36:57 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/23/19 16:10:54] Bradicus, apiw, and Birdbones [566/3150] have team battled khmerboy, Nistur, and D.Va [35/2050] and won! 1 day, 10:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 21:06:34] D.Va tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:41 towards level 73.
[05/25/19 17:39:54] LapTop006 [495/535] has come upon D.Va [512/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:11:48 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[05/25/19 22:49:34] Asara, grooverider, and L [1926/3121] have team battled D.Va, Lnk, and xayto [1081/2522] and won! 0 days, 16:14:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 06:05:20] jvoisin, Herb_Tarlek, and zid [1076/2389] have team battled D.Va, Sundance, and efertone [1387/1822] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/19 20:14:45] D.Va, Majak, Eiam, and petrichor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/19 07:24:39] D.Va sharpened the edge of their weapon! D.Va's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/19 09:09:45] idlerpgww [194/732] has come upon D.Va [455/792] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:48:32 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[06/12/19 15:06:21] The_Joker [390/412] has come upon D.Va [701/792] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:42:38 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[06/12/19 18:49:54] Kerri [314/398] has challenged D.Va [225/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:12 is removed from Kerri's clock.
[06/13/19 04:21:09] dax [184/575] has come upon D.Va [733/792] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:05:38 is added to dax's clock.
[06/13/19 08:24:34] mordac [223/1308] has come upon D.Va [690/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:59 is added to mordac's clock.
[06/14/19 18:02:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed D.Va with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:16:34 from level 73.
[06/15/19 20:26:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 5 days, 05:34:43 toward level 73.
[06/16/19 11:25:05] D.Va and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/19 11:55:14] D.Va gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:18 towards level 73.
[06/16/19 13:37:55] D.Va [499/792] has challenged GilbertErik [576/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:17 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/16/19 15:34:15] D.Va [259/792] has come upon pfoley [692/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:51 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/17/19 06:20:20] D.Va and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/19 17:36:50] D.Va and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 05:46:37] D.Va [785/792] has challenged Elgo [91/478] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/18/19 06:40:44] golgy, allo, and D.Va [1269/1812] have team battled Everyman, Pici, and Tenorman [1391/3114] and lost! 1 day, 17:53:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/19 12:00:52] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:26 towards level 74.
[06/19/19 07:19:22] D.Va and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 22:53:10] D.Va, dartainus, and m0shbear [1649/2028] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Psilocybe, and Sixbierehomme [1466/2597] and won! 0 days, 00:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 07:15:31] manish17xxx, Lnk, and meskio [750/2141] have team battled D.Va, Clearcasting, and ncarl747 [695/2229] and won! 0 days, 03:47:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 23:07:01] D.Va [86/792] has challenged SlowRiot [68/847] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:08:40 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/22/19 12:32:10] Brainiac [50/727] has challenged D.Va [191/792] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/23/19 09:12:46] D.Va and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 14:12:51] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:36:53 towards level 74.
[06/23/19 22:57:48] Majak [276/599] has come upon D.Va [256/792] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 13:32:25 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/07/19 16:03:02] Tratos, D.Va, and lipek [2644/3130] have team battled Roxana, himuraken, and DrJosh9000 [2314/2725] and won! 3 days, 04:51:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/19 18:22:57] Zaratustra [1074/1125] has challenged D.Va [221/792] in combat and won! 16 days, 05:35:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/08/19 00:20:04] soltys [529/884] has come upon D.Va [579/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:53:10 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/08/19 11:08:14] WallIdl and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 11:12:27] elbie [41/1008] has come upon D.Va [414/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:45:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/08/19 12:10:07] csssuf [656/733] has challenged D.Va [477/792] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[10/08/19 23:23:51] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:02 towards level 74.
[10/08/19 23:46:56] StalkR, L, and RBecker [1316/2058] have team battled D.Va, Chuck, and sigmg [726/2291] and won! 1 day, 23:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/19 23:50:22] lipek [798/1341] has come upon D.Va [747/792] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:31:42 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/10/19 14:07:08] D.Va learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:28 towards level 74.
[10/11/19 04:19:26] yano [297/585] has come upon D.Va [725/792] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:28:06 is added to yano's clock.
[10/11/19 19:20:01] CornFly, Asara, and rxcomm [1895/3572] have team battled SCSi, D.Va, and Fluttershy [1993/2598] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/19 23:10:11] D.Va [407/792] has challenged Tenorman [203/1185] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:19:15 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/12/19 20:48:02] D.Va and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 02:57:02] D.Va and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 07:16:25] meffe, ganome, and D.Va [895/1961] have team battled TauPan, lipek, and Susumurata [1211/2213] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/19 09:26:26] D.Va and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/19 20:43:48] Scar3cr0w [150/628] has challenged D.Va [635/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:06 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[10/18/19 01:45:01] gdm [445/597] has challenged D.Va [582/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:36:52 is added to gdm's clock.
[10/18/19 03:45:11] allo, CornFly, and D.Va [2394/2622] have team battled Fluttershy, dindinx, and golgy [495/2810] and won! 0 days, 03:04:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 13:47:54] xonic [582/708] has challenged D.Va [48/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:14:40 is removed from xonic's clock.
[10/19/19 21:55:23] D.Va [430/792] has challenged allo [489/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:33 is added to D.Va's clock.
[10/20/19 03:34:46] D.Va bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:31 towards level 74.
[10/20/19 09:20:22] D.Va burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! D.Va's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/19 09:40:41] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:58 towards level 74.
[10/21/19 18:06:12] Codaraxis [19/91] has challenged D.Va [435/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Codaraxis's clock.
[10/22/19 00:14:21] D.Va [224/794] has challenged Dyntra [369/399] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to D.Va's clock.
[10/22/19 03:37:23] D.Va discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:38:20 towards level 75.
[10/22/19 19:04:29] Geela [643/760] has come upon D.Va [712/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:56:36 is added to Geela's clock.
[10/23/19 13:15:44] meskio [583/775] has challenged D.Va [730/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:46:23 is added to meskio's clock.
[10/25/19 09:42:06] datdus [116/136] has challenged D.Va [29/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:01 is removed from datdus's clock.
[10/25/19 12:28:08] mwhahaha [902/985] has challenged D.Va [120/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/26/19 00:24:34] D.Va got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:24:23 towards level 75.
[10/26/19 02:35:06] jawsh [45/334] has challenged D.Va [518/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to jawsh's clock.
[10/26/19 13:10:39] Kropotkin [799/943] has challenged D.Va [571/794] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[10/27/19 03:00:25] brendan [9/1379] has come upon D.Va [27/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:30:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/27/19 08:08:56] Andries [127/522] has challenged D.Va [590/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:05:38 is added to Andries's clock.
[10/27/19 09:32:49] D.Va, WallIdl, and Reilly [703/1774] have team battled Globalirc, Xenofex, and soltys [863/2624] and lost! 2 days, 04:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/19 16:48:19] D.Va discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:12:55 towards level 75.
[10/27/19 22:44:55] Brady [436/958] has come upon D.Va [511/794] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:14:50 is added to Brady's clock.
[10/29/19 01:16:51] D.Va [577/794] has come upon PlasmaStar [307/495] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:18:00 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/29/19 07:44:05] D.Va and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 02:37:53] D.Va broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:08:10 from level 75.
[10/30/19 06:28:27] D.Va [790/794] has come upon Reilly [432/454] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:00:51 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[11/01/19 04:53:14] D.Va set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:27:48 from level 75.
[11/02/19 20:26:23] D.Va found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:49:28 towards level 75.
[11/02/19 22:10:39] D.Va gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:34:05 towards level 75.
[11/04/19 01:30:25] IdleMaster, AbrahamLinksys, and meffe [555/1920] have team battled D.Va, Athos, and Birdbones [1020/2612] and lost! 7 days, 12:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/19 03:07:12] D.Va discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:37 towards level 75.
[11/06/19 11:59:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 5 days, 10:32:47 toward level 75.
[11/06/19 18:59:15] D.Va found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:12 towards level 75.
[11/07/19 06:40:02] D.Va [400/794] has come upon bobvador [118/618] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:19:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[11/08/19 04:12:54] jawsh, D.Va, and aismallard [889/2001] have team battled Mateusz, Milquetoast, and MadMan [877/3411] and won! 0 days, 13:19:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 13:17:38] damyan [292/1255] has challenged D.Va [739/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:59:08 is added to damyan's clock.
[11/08/19 15:53:35] D.Va was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:43 from level 75.
[11/11/19 23:27:24] D.Va and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/19 00:23:37] KeboDK, D.Va, and Nistur [169/2309] have team battled Milquetoast, elf, and freeboson [161/3003] and won! 1 day, 13:04:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/19 02:34:55] KeboDK, Andries, and D.Va [670/2026] have team battled LukeLR, dwfreed, and woonack [605/2307] and won! 0 days, 01:05:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 21:00:44] zid [726/959] has challenged D.Va [601/794] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:12:51 is removed from zid's clock.
[11/16/19 21:47:03] RedW [146/1001] has challenged D.Va [269/794] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to RedW's clock.
[11/16/19 23:01:12] D.Va [164/794] has challenged sunri5e [109/1239] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:37 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[11/17/19 06:24:37] D.Va and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 13:43:42] Andries [368/561] has come upon D.Va [11/794] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 08:15:16 is removed from Andries's clock.
[11/17/19 15:31:41] PlasmaStar, D.Va, and soltys [1781/2312] have team battled ishanyx, alephnull, and autist [345/2600] and won! 0 days, 08:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 22:09:53] D.Va, woonack, and datdus [632/1782] have team battled jvoisin, Everyman, and Beavis [534/2656] and won! 0 days, 01:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 11:42:07] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:29 towards level 75.
[11/18/19 18:52:19] dwfreed, Xenofex, and Desspugne [325/2469] have team battled Crazycatlady, D.Va, and FSM [1306/2281] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/19 19:32:07] D.Va caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:19 towards level 75.
[11/18/19 20:56:13] D.Va [214/794] has challenged jbroome [1007/1037] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/19/19 02:16:39] D.Va bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:33:31 towards level 76.
[11/19/19 09:14:48] vegadark, brycec, and RedW [896/2854] have team battled D.Va, AbrahamLinksys, and DrJosh9000 [1041/1822] and lost! 2 days, 05:17:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/19 07:59:14] D.Va caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:08 towards level 76.
[11/20/19 14:44:13] Geela, TimWolla, and elbie [771/2686] have team battled double, MadMan, and D.Va [1188/3211] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/19 04:19:39] D.Va was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:33:50 from level 76.
[11/21/19 10:17:54] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/19 01:35:05] D.Va [170/794] has come upon mwhahaha [284/1018] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:11:48 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/22/19 08:40:13] D.Va [53/794] has come upon MadMan [134/1251] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:00:36 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/23/19 15:54:09] Lemelisk [8/1382] has come upon D.Va [218/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:31:58 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[11/23/19 20:31:19] D.Va gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:48:43 towards level 76.
[11/24/19 15:09:16] D.Va found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:28:40 towards level 76.
[11/24/19 22:40:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed D.Va with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 09:22:39 from level 76.
[11/24/19 23:13:29] D.Va and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 01:13:05] SlowRiot, Brutus, and D.Va [962/2092] have team battled Scar3cr0w, waifu, and jbroome [1739/2849] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 08:09:52] D.Va invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:21:06 towards level 76.
[11/25/19 18:54:53] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:29:00 from level 76.
[11/27/19 06:06:54] D.Va [508/794] has challenged Eldoreth [1021/1249] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:37:09 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/29/19 02:34:29] Milquetoast [633/1064] has come upon D.Va [166/799] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:00:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/29/19 12:46:46] D.Va got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:18:24 from level 76.
[11/30/19 00:23:47] D.Va [451/799] has challenged borsin [159/662] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:25:10 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[11/30/19 15:27:09] Misza, Iceman, and androphius [238/2783] have team battled Geela, D.Va, and simple [2422/2605] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/19 23:32:55] D.Va and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 03:43:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 22 days, 16:12:04 toward level 76.
[12/04/19 04:01:25] D.Va bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:05 towards level 76.
[12/05/19 01:38:23] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:55 towards level 76.
[12/05/19 06:44:59] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:24:21 towards level 76.
[12/06/19 02:13:25] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:06 towards level 76.
[12/06/19 06:49:02] Scar3cr0w [350/697] has come upon D.Va [119/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:24:28 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[12/08/19 00:01:11] D.Va fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! D.Va's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/19 04:58:25] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:56 towards level 76.
[12/09/19 12:59:31] Tiny_Nuggins [107/668] has come upon D.Va [687/787] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:25 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[12/09/19 21:48:41] D.Va [632/787] has come upon xonic [622/711] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:37:19 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/10/19 09:28:34] D.Va [279/787] has challenged phraktyl [49/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:01:37 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/11/19 09:44:09] D.Va [609/787] has come upon LapTop006 [363/581] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:44:33 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/11/19 13:23:47] TauPan, MetaNova, and elf [1461/2659] have team battled khmerboy, D.Va, and sigmg [2267/2349] and lost! 8 days, 22:20:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 14:29:09] Desspugne [702/844] has come upon D.Va [491/787] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:15:11 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[12/11/19 21:46:06] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:09 towards level 76.
[12/12/19 03:53:58] Crazycatlady [303/698] has challenged D.Va [264/787] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:59:09 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/12/19 04:16:03] D.Va fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:25 from level 76.
[12/12/19 16:45:36] D.Va found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:30 towards level 76.
[12/13/19 11:01:52] D.Va discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:10 towards level 76.
[12/14/19 00:25:32] jvoisin, D.Va, and sheu [503/2089] have team battled crysys, csssuf, and Mars [642/2891] and lost! 0 days, 14:41:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 13:57:04] D.Va [271/787] has come upon Globalirc [661/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:14 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/15/19 06:20:41] RBecker and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/19 14:34:31] Ironhoof, D.Va, and KyloRen [2401/2494] have team battled sheu, sjefen6, and Fjord [836/1521] and won! 0 days, 10:43:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/19 22:38:10] D.Va, max, and JensRex [2624/3107] have team battled Misza, rxcomm, and dclaw123 [1229/3723] and won! 0 days, 06:57:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 00:12:43] D.Va [53/787] has come upon buyoq [487/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:24 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/16/19 14:21:16] lipek [742/1407] has come upon D.Va [109/787] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:39:33 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/17/19 04:20:13] D.Va [259/787] has challenged suterismus [420/1411] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:51:18 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/19/19 06:30:03] D.Va [173/787] has challenged xayto [113/811] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:44:00 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[12/19/19 08:59:20] Fjord [125/320] has come upon D.Va [49/787] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:30 is removed from Fjord's clock.
[12/20/19 01:22:54] MaryMaid [327/646] has challenged D.Va [737/787] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[12/20/19 16:37:41] sc_ [454/590] has challenged D.Va [496/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:29 is added to sc_'s clock.
[12/20/19 18:38:08] D.Va [95/787] has challenged Birdbones [1082/1359] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:02:56 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/20/19 23:31:56] L, D.Va, and golgy [2525/2577] have team battled dax, bobvador, and Misza [2402/2619] and won! 1 day, 01:00:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/19 12:42:09] Mateusz [1078/1154] has challenged D.Va [622/787] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:15:16 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/22/19 09:25:46] neurospex [745/1350] has come upon D.Va [52/787] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:42:39 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/22/19 11:34:58] gdm [304/637] has challenged D.Va [261/787] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from gdm's clock.
[12/23/19 11:43:03] MetaNova [30/982] has come upon D.Va [205/787] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:15 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/24/19 06:16:09] humus, Ratigan, and D.Va [1100/2021] have team battled ishanyx, Santonian, and Beavis [208/2044] and won! 0 days, 03:22:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 01:26:16] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:48:33 towards level 77.
[12/26/19 12:53:30] Birdbones, osannatas, and androphius [7/2678] have team battled L, Varjatticus, and D.Va [417/1966] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 13:19:38] CornFly, kenyon, and D.Va [1645/3141] have team battled freeboson, tspange, and KeboDK [1019/2304] and won! 8 days, 21:36:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 13:22:27] findlayr [68/266] has challenged D.Va [468/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to findlayr's clock.
[12/28/19 19:21:19] Mateusz [544/1154] has challenged D.Va [5/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:23:31 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/30/19 10:01:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried D.Va 10 days, 18:11:59 toward level 77.
[01/01/20 03:39:41] freeboson [564/622] has challenged D.Va [174/787] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:51:30 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/02/20 00:44:31] D.Va [541/787] has challenged Majak [217/811] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:02:20 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/02/20 17:16:33] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:56 towards level 77.
[01/03/20 02:38:22] Heisenberg, Nechayev, and micah [1599/2570] have team battled alephnull, D.Va, and anarcat [1820/2667] and lost! 4 days, 07:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/20 06:03:02] D.Va was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:14 towards level 77.
[01/04/20 21:41:28] CornFly [550/1223] has come upon D.Va [556/787] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:30:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/05/20 00:48:38] Yuhno, buksi, and ohnx [2133/2212] have team battled Scar3cr0w, D.Va, and MiddlewareMonkey [92/2450] and won! 0 days, 01:38:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 10:32:09] womblecat [253/693] has come upon D.Va [768/787] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:37:16 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/05/20 22:06:07] D.Va [547/787] has challenged dindinx [351/628] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:34:48 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/06/20 16:09:23] meskio stole D.Va's level 61 helm while they were sleeping! meskio leaves their old level 43 helm behind, which D.Va then takes.
[01/07/20 06:13:40] MrGlass [369/900] has challenged D.Va [354/767] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:56:08 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/07/20 16:52:15] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 00:08:29] D.Va was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:18 towards level 77.
[01/08/20 22:01:13] D.Va misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:02 from level 77.
[01/09/20 05:14:56] petrichor [798/1215] has come upon D.Va [300/767] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:14:04 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[01/09/20 05:14:56] petrichor has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:42:47 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/09/20 12:01:56] Heisenberg, phraktyl, and D.Va [1339/2527] have team battled crysys, pixelate, and grooverider [494/2903] and won! 0 days, 14:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 16:15:45] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:14 towards level 77.
[01/09/20 21:29:10] D.Va tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:19 towards level 77.
[01/09/20 23:03:31] datdus [546/626] has come upon D.Va [561/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:20 is added to datdus's clock.
[01/10/20 00:31:22] D.Va fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:28 from level 77.
[01/11/20 03:34:58] D.Va [431/767] has challenged buksi [680/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:33 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/11/20 04:19:42] D.Va broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:14 from level 77.
[01/12/20 18:46:17] D.Va [90/767] has challenged sunri5e [778/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:10 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/13/20 08:06:33] sc_ [148/592] has come upon D.Va [467/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:13:16 is added to sc_'s clock.
[01/13/20 20:02:04] D.Va was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:31 towards level 77.
[01/14/20 08:57:39] The_Joker and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 12:20:01] D.Va, crysys, and Andries [1778/2206] have team battled yano, Zythan, and woonack [1188/2065] and won! 0 days, 02:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 21:46:42] D.Va [836/1005] has challenged Ironhoof [17/1257] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/15/20 18:09:15] dwfreed [625/866] has come upon D.Va [470/1005] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:04:08 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/15/20 22:30:03] sc_ [492/592] has come upon D.Va [306/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:26:07 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[01/16/20 11:48:08] D.Va was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:07:13 towards level 78.
[01/16/20 16:42:33] D.Va was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:05:19 from level 78.
[01/16/20 23:13:07] D.Va learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:11:18 towards level 78.
[01/17/20 04:13:26] D.Va hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:33:25 towards level 78.
[01/17/20 06:27:30] buksi [152/789] has come upon D.Va [344/1005] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:32:05 is added to buksi's clock.
[01/19/20 20:37:28] Lemongrab, waifu, D.Va, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/20 08:33:11] Tiny_Nuggins [811/861] has challenged D.Va [202/1005] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:05:30 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[01/20/20 09:26:08] sukil [75/259] has challenged D.Va [469/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to sukil's clock.
[01/20/20 18:48:41] D.Va [96/1005] has come upon xonic [102/707] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:15:18 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/20/20 22:54:57] idlerpgww [27/828] has come upon D.Va [775/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:56:47 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[01/20/20 23:12:47] Chuck [545/750] has come upon D.Va [452/1005] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:41:57 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/20/20 23:56:58] Chuck [582/750] has come upon D.Va [795/1005] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:12:49 is added to Chuck's clock.
[01/22/20 16:06:45] PlasmaStar, SCSi, and D.Va [1909/2409] have team battled Mateusz, neurospex, and kenyon [400/3651] and won! 0 days, 01:36:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/20 21:50:12] soltys [203/875] has come upon D.Va [432/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:54 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/24/20 23:12:19] D.Va met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:48:15 from level 78.
[01/25/20 04:35:19] D.Va [306/1005] has come upon Susumurata [147/579] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:07:04 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/25/20 15:41:46] D.Va and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 14:09:28] D.Va misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:23:15 from level 78.
[01/28/20 00:58:01] Forud, Beefcan, and D.Va [110/2245] have team battled loomysh, djm, and Tratos [1662/2907] and lost! 1 day, 08:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 07:54:21] D.Va [915/1005] has come upon PlasmaStar [624/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:34:50 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/28/20 11:40:56] inittab, D.Va, and efertone [1913/2037] have team battled zid, xayto, and alephnull [2129/2707] and lost! 2 days, 10:28:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 00:23:06] SirMonkeybox [498/523] has challenged D.Va [990/1005] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:48:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/29/20 08:09:59] Mithkabob, D.Va, idlerpgww, and rxcomm have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/20 09:31:19] D.Va [666/1005] has challenged Andries [522/580] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:11:28 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[01/31/20 03:47:42] D.Va [142/1005] has come upon LapTop006 [168/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:23:02 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/31/20 16:04:44] D.Va discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:02 towards level 78.
[01/31/20 17:39:14] D.Va [525/1005] has challenged Forud [624/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:33 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/01/20 05:00:37] D.Va set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:24:12 from level 78.
[02/01/20 18:00:07] findlayr [126/337] has come upon D.Va [702/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:26:06 is added to findlayr's clock.
[02/01/20 21:46:13] pixelate [109/513] has challenged D.Va [383/1005] in combat and lost! 15 days, 00:43:25 is added to pixelate's clock.
[02/02/20 07:48:43] dindinx [149/786] has challenged D.Va [979/1005] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:46:08 is added to dindinx's clock.
[02/02/20 16:47:20] D.Va stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:01 towards level 78.
[02/02/20 20:52:49] snek, bisco, pixelate, and D.Va have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/20 17:57:17] agrajag [760/1300] has challenged D.Va [972/1005] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:09:43 is added to agrajag's clock.
[02/04/20 18:52:36] D.Va and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 21:17:24] AbacusAvenger [664/909] has challenged D.Va [646/1005] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:48:56 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/07/20 00:18:09] sc_ [363/612] has challenged D.Va [954/1005] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:38:16 is added to sc_'s clock.
[02/07/20 11:44:39] Neo, D.Va, and petrichor [143/2716] have team battled brendan, borsin, and LukeLR [311/2820] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/20 17:28:21] D.Va [760/1160] has challenged Globalirc [487/868] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:53:03 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/10/20 00:29:01] crysys [19/882] has come upon D.Va [1037/1160] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:46 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/10/20 00:30:28] crysys [469/882] has come upon D.Va [716/1160] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:40 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/11/20 06:49:47] D.Va got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:28:04 from level 79.
[02/13/20 11:25:35] mf2 [48/60] has challenged D.Va [1107/1160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to mf2's clock.
[02/13/20 15:08:06] Bluedog [38/193] has challenged D.Va [998/1160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[02/13/20 18:40:05] brendan [4/1354] has come upon D.Va [158/1160] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:51:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/15/20 17:26:35] D.Va spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! D.Va's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/16/20 11:04:53] damyan, HeavyPodda, and D.Va [2033/3353] have team battled sc_, fattrat, and Eldoreth [2068/3065] and lost! 1 day, 22:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/20 00:21:37] lorwp [233/255] has challenged D.Va [686/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to lorwp's clock.
[02/18/20 04:45:16] D.Va and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 03:30:15] D.Va [127/1153] has challenged xayto [682/736] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:24:16 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/19/20 07:24:13] D.Va found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:06:38 towards level 79.
[02/19/20 07:30:24] D.Va and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 13:19:26] DrJosh9000 [487/763] has come upon D.Va [308/1153] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:22:51 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/19/20 19:34:21] dclaw123 [140/1093] has challenged D.Va [1008/1153] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:07:54 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[02/19/20 23:35:19] kenyon [901/1135] has challenged D.Va [260/1153] in combat and won! 24 days, 04:33:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/19/20 23:35:19] kenyon has dealt D.Va a Critical Strike! 4 days, 10:39:45 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/20/20 05:24:47] D.Va was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:58:09 from level 79.
[02/21/20 10:28:08] D.Va ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:33:24 from level 79.
[02/21/20 22:17:54] unicron [783/872] has come upon D.Va [655/1153] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 21:06:08 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/21/20 23:47:16] Psilocybe [237/746] has challenged D.Va [770/1153] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:36:11 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[02/24/20 09:03:11] phraktyl [281/682] has come upon D.Va [1111/1153] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:51:07 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[02/24/20 20:49:17] Misza [166/1351] has come upon D.Va [747/1153] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:05:54 is added to Misza's clock.
[02/25/20 00:00:49] D.Va, Zaratustra, and sheu [2343/2658] have team battled GipsyPureGold, Sharky4, and pants [1514/3041] and won! 1 day, 20:40:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/20 23:09:03] lipek, Zaratustra, and Tenorman [1694/3541] have team battled Bluedog, Khorne, and D.Va [2013/2548] and lost! 2 days, 03:26:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 11:36:58] Nofew [657/831] has challenged D.Va [140/1153] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:05:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/20 14:20:31] phraktyl, sunri5e, and LapTop006 [1643/2437] have team battled D.Va, pollo, and sukil [464/2483] and won! 3 days, 14:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 21:20:59] D.Va got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:53:43 from level 79.
[02/27/20 21:44:46] D.Va lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:50:48 from level 79.
[02/28/20 00:45:29] D.Va [1125/1153] has challenged WallIdl [431/698] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:29:19 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/29/20 11:52:40] D.Va discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:02 towards level 79.
[03/01/20 14:07:32] D.Va and Antium have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/20 17:54:20] D.Va was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:55:55 from level 79.
[03/01/20 22:38:21] TheDeadlyDandy [655/766] has come upon D.Va [356/1153] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:31:36 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.