Player Info

User: Darky
Class: Lousy Idler
Admin?: No
Level: 84
Next level: 39 days, 05:29:57
Status: Offline
Host: Darky!~Darky@unaffiliated/darky
Account Created: Fri Feb 15 18:29:46 2013
Last login: Mon Jan 15 11:31:26 2018
Total time idled: 1527 days, 08:16:17
Current position: [325,270]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 249 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 256 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 73
gloves: 59
helm: 67 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 58
ring: 74 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 80
tunic: 119 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 323 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1358

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 1 day, 10:45:56
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 857 days, 18:57:33
quit: 336 days, 02:28:58

total: 1202 days, 08:12:27

Character Modifiers

[02/15/13 20:30:16] Darky [1/12] has challenged Tenorman [209/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/16/13 00:49:37] Darky [22/75] has challenged meat [243/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/16/13 01:53:07] Darky [85/87] has challenged Smoovious [69/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/16/13 04:12:55] Darky [22/101] has challenged Majak [475/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/16/13 05:54:49] Darky [58/119] has challenged nightcinder [271/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/16/13 09:54:30] Darky [5/145] has challenged grish [262/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/16/13 17:40:50] Darky [74/151] has come upon Mateusz [210/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:44 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/17/13 13:41:47] Darky [34/189] has challenged vegadark [148/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/17/13 21:07:20] Darky [50/190] has challenged Majak [85/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/17/13 23:01:46] Animal, greycat, and Darky [360/1749] have team battled Ephur, LikeLakers2, and heqs [1104/1659] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/13 07:10:18] Darky [78/193] has challenged zbart [206/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/18/13 16:58:50] Darky [116/208] has challenged Mateusz [290/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/18/13 20:28:21] Darky [104/208] has come upon gweedo767 [187/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/18/13 20:38:53] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:44 towards level 29.
[02/19/13 04:34:42] Darky [158/219] has challenged Pici [608/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/19/13 14:48:42] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:40 towards level 30.
[02/19/13 17:37:19] Darky [117/219] has challenged ruan [661/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/20/13 14:12:56] Darky [59/221] has challenged iunruh [247/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/21/13 02:43:53] Lenny [650/982] has challenged Darky [183/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:20 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[02/21/13 07:58:30] Darky [98/229] has challenged PriceChild [730/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/22/13 05:02:38] Darky [62/237] has challenged Sir_Lemming [115/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/22/13 13:31:03] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:47 towards level 34.
[02/23/13 03:14:42] Darky [86/237] has challenged aLaserShark [50/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/23/13 08:52:12] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:20 towards level 35.
[02/23/13 20:22:42] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:22 towards level 35.
[02/23/13 22:51:01] tmberg, Osiux, and tiwake [331/1724] have team battled argus, Darky, and AbrahamLinksys [667/1427] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/13 00:56:04] Darky [39/239] has challenged TheWing [89/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/24/13 17:09:27] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:19:28 is added to his clock.
[02/25/13 10:07:26] Darky [124/239] has challenged Quix0te [233/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/26/13 19:13:37] blind, Darky, and [dmp] [537/1705] have team battled tmberg, Prometheus, and jbroome [1251/1489] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/13 01:36:28] Darky [36/251] has challenged we6jbo [267/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/27/13 03:21:14] LikeLakers2 [100/459] has challenged Darky [231/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:06 is added to LikeLakers2's clock.
[02/28/13 03:31:56] Darky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:50 from level 38.
[02/28/13 05:28:11] Mateusz [139/616] has challenged Darky [68/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:00 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/28/13 22:51:18] Darky [167/251] has challenged dwfreed [345/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/01/13 04:52:16] Darky was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:30 from level 39.
[03/01/13 06:21:59] Nofew, AngryParsley, and Darky [133/1202] have team battled marc-etienne, woonack, and amasawa [1853/1980] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/13 08:28:39] EugeneKay [288/346] has challenged Darky [244/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from EugeneKay's clock.
[03/01/13 10:04:41] Darky, Sheudecai, and Babar [1032/1475] have team battled desspugne, grish, and xmessenger [560/669] and won! 0 days, 10:21:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/13 20:08:43] beatysees [199/546] has challenged Darky [196/251] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:03:37 is removed from beatysees's clock.
[03/02/13 02:39:43] MONITOR_BOT [54/389] has challenged Darky [239/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:10 is added to MONITOR_BOT's clock.
[03/02/13 15:23:26] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:14:34 is added to his clock.
[03/02/13 19:39:05] neuro, talso, and Neal [1684/1700] have team battled GaveUp, Darky, and cmrn [998/1255] and won! 0 days, 08:55:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/13 03:47:05] Darky [62/273] has challenged illuminata [128/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/03/13 11:32:26] Gerardon [390/514] has challenged Darky [259/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[03/05/13 16:52:29] Darky [267/276] has challenged Lenny [767/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/05/13 22:06:04] robot, AngryParsley, and masklin [738/1453] have team battled seek, Darky, and zero_one [995/1523] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/13 02:08:15] zbart [61/491] has challenged Darky [0/276] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from zbart's clock.
[03/07/13 16:25:41] Darky stole amazing's level 59 ring while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 19 ring behind, which amazing then takes.
[03/08/13 14:27:46] Darky [151/312] has challenged jirwin [120/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/11/13 01:53:30] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:16 towards level 42.
[03/11/13 03:46:49] Sparticus [116/847] has challenged Darky [97/312] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:27:47 is removed from Sparticus's clock.
[03/11/13 05:09:57] Darky [47/312] has come upon masklin [552/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/11/13 10:39:30] Darky [187/315] has challenged XJR-9 [379/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/11/13 16:03:40] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:22 towards level 43.
[03/11/13 19:18:47] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:18 from level 43.
[03/12/13 07:27:45] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:50:05 is added to his clock.
[03/12/13 23:42:33] illuminata [189/359] has challenged Darky [202/315] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:00:41 is added to illuminata's clock.
[03/13/13 21:52:05] Darky stole charitwo's level 22 charm while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 17 charm behind, which charitwo then takes.
[03/14/13 05:54:41] Darky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:38 from level 43.
[03/14/13 07:51:01] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:39 towards level 43.
[03/14/13 17:37:44] Darky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:38 from level 43.
[03/15/13 12:57:04] brimstone [123/392] has challenged Darky [70/319] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:58:58 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[03/15/13 13:27:07] Darky [178/319] has challenged zbart [34/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/16/13 03:13:07] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:02 towards level 44.
[03/16/13 13:29:49] Darky [117/319] has come upon Syloq [341/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/17/13 06:04:59] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:46 towards level 44.
[03/18/13 21:08:26] Darky [199/319] has challenged Quix0te [418/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/18/13 22:16:58] Animal [199/750] has challenged Darky [205/319] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:04 is added to Animal's clock.
[03/20/13 10:22:04] meep, ChiefRA, and Grim [819/1732] have team battled Gerardon, Darky, and rmbell.the.great [1028/1471] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/13 15:17:11] RLabs, Preaux, and avocado [200/1597] have team battled Yankee, Darky, and dpk [1149/1702] and lost! 0 days, 10:56:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/13 17:27:36] Satoshi [478/747] has challenged Darky [58/319] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:43:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/21/13 05:32:19] suterismus [47/954] has come upon Darky [14/321] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 22:32:14 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/22/13 18:05:17] Darky, neurospex, and Lukas_Adler [1125/1217] have team battled SCSi, Preaux, and Myrtti [460/1721] and won! 0 days, 00:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/13 06:49:18] Darky [21/321] has come upon Quix0te [489/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/24/13 03:19:58] Darky [9/369] has challenged Cameron_D [747/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/24/13 05:07:50] Darky [143/369] has come upon Unsub [99/284] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:18:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/25/13 07:04:13] Cameron_D, Darky, and Zett [1508/1909] have team battled mamarley, Hydrogenum, and iViLe [1244/2091] and won! 0 days, 04:59:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/13 05:32:38] Darky [90/369] has come upon yano [400/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/26/13 12:04:27] Darky [306/369] has come upon XJR-9 [192/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:48:00 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/27/13 12:55:26] idisjunction [6/78] has challenged Darky [35/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/13 20:23:18] Darky, Ttech, and zero_one [1860/2035] have team battled tiwake, Gerardon, and Sheudecai [793/1594] and won! 0 days, 06:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/13 05:53:49] Darky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:12 from level 46.
[03/29/13 01:18:02] Darky [131/369] has challenged mamarley [288/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:03 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/29/13 03:47:13] Darky [141/369] has challenged tmberg [501/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/29/13 11:20:31] m0shbear [231/660] has challenged Darky [145/369] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:25 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/29/13 17:33:53] HackUCF [153/194] has challenged Darky [190/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to HackUCF's clock.
[03/31/13 23:40:51] Darky [191/369] has come upon avocado [161/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/01/13 16:22:47] Darky [236/369] has come upon neurospex [237/818] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/04/13 03:33:49] lipek, marc-etienne, and Darky [979/1361] have team battled Loreley, Neal, and nikoJ [737/1448] and won! 0 days, 04:31:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/13 15:01:09] filinep [97/295] has challenged Darky [270/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to filinep's clock.
[04/04/13 21:41:40] Darky [63/382] has challenged Vostok [310/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/05/13 04:22:29] xmessenger [225/313] has challenged Darky [298/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to xmessenger's clock.
[04/05/13 07:36:17] Darky [210/382] has come upon angelos [48/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:15:04 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/06/13 06:47:27] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:57 towards level 48.
[04/08/13 03:45:32] Grim, vrillusions, and nicko [1002/2408] have team battled Darky, beatysees, and truffles [187/1542] and won! 1 day, 03:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/13 18:44:59] Darky [287/382] has come upon Smoovious [272/732] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/10/13 01:20:03] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:35 towards level 48.
[04/10/13 03:02:45] blizgerg, Valkor, and Darky [1103/2073] have team battled HackUCF, mamarley, and desspugne [1232/1500] and lost! 0 days, 07:13:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/13 14:13:22] Oxe, Fluttershy, Darky, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/13 17:53:49] Darky [50/382] has come upon Mateusz [341/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:02 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/11/13 11:32:39] Darky [269/382] has come upon DeLorean [222/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/11/13 17:03:16] ruan [610/716] has challenged Darky [5/382] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:37 is removed from ruan's clock.
[04/11/13 23:06:01] Darky [343/382] has challenged Valkor [631/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/12/13 09:49:49] SeySayux [43/520] has challenged Darky [252/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:14 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[04/14/13 06:47:46] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:36 towards level 49.
[04/15/13 16:52:27] ahmiq [121/354] has challenged Darky [135/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[04/15/13 22:12:32] Darky [148/382] has challenged Mateusz [123/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:35:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/17/13 08:22:33] ChiefRA [355/522] has challenged Darky [94/382] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:59:42 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[04/17/13 08:22:33] In the fierce battle, Darky dropped his level 41 pair of boots! ChiefRA picks it up, tossing his old level 20 pair of boots to Darky.
[04/17/13 15:13:32] maybeHere [269/283] has challenged Darky [202/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[04/18/13 10:49:49] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:24 towards level 49.
[04/18/13 11:33:22] Darky fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Darky's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/19/13 17:17:18] Darky burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darky's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/13 10:58:56] Darky [341/364] has challenged Sir_Lemming [228/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/21/13 01:49:07] Darky [14/364] has come upon greycat [541/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:36:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/21/13 05:19:09] Kabaka, blind, and Darky [669/1793] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Cameron_D, and RLabs [1622/1682] and lost! 1 day, 18:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/13 12:52:04] greycat, sasaniak, and jmaugue [1251/2020] have team battled xmessenger, XJR-9, and Darky [611/1154] and won! 5 days, 15:54:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/13 03:04:13] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:10 towards level 50.
[04/23/13 12:02:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 3 days, 16:30:06 toward level 50.
[04/24/13 07:41:32] Cube, charitwo, and mamarley [525/1447] have team battled ryushe, woonack, and Darky [1254/2113] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/13 18:18:56] io [29/331] has challenged Darky [287/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to io's clock.
[04/24/13 19:13:00] Darky [120/364] has challenged nikoJ [167/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/25/13 14:59:02] elf [226/306] has come upon Darky [211/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/25/13 15:27:52] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:25 towards level 50.
[04/25/13 20:10:51] Darky [59/334] has come upon kork [61/291] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/26/13 09:01:22] UndyingShadow [201/231] has challenged Darky [120/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[04/27/13 03:00:31] Darky [203/334] has come upon rasputo [10/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/28/13 03:08:55] Darky [335/357] has challenged rmbell.the.great [413/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/28/13 04:30:54] Darky [210/357] has come upon meat [299/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:45:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/28/13 06:34:11] m0shbear [178/670] has challenged Darky [22/357] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[04/29/13 02:10:02] ryushe [286/528] has come upon Darky [316/357] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:42:45 is added to ryushe's clock.
[04/30/13 22:55:43] sjefen6 [21/501] has challenged Darky [166/357] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:21:40 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/02/13 23:41:12] bigjay [666/713] has come upon Darky [265/357] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:51:53 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/03/13 01:11:01] kgb [533/601] has challenged Darky [293/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:34 is removed from kgb's clock.
[05/03/13 12:21:41] Darky [93/357] has come upon s1amson [351/383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:43:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/03/13 13:56:57] Cameron_D, SimonTam, and NN2k [1/1722] have team battled pekster, Darky, and Ephur [224/1701] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/13 22:08:39] [dmp], Grim, and Jareeta [773/2749] have team battled Prometheus, ElectRo, and Darky [1616/2306] and lost! 1 day, 02:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/13 09:05:19] Darky, Gizmokid2005, and mthw [500/1695] have team battled meeech, elf, and Birdbones [615/1512] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/13 13:57:38] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:31:47 is added to his clock.
[05/06/13 06:22:04] RedW [79/262] has challenged Darky [265/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to RedW's clock.
[05/06/13 14:08:01] Killerkid, jmaugue, and Jareeta [1732/2059] have team battled SeySayux, keeper_c, and Darky [1925/2170] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/13 22:18:26] kenyon, AbrahamLinksys, and Tenorman [846/2279] have team battled Darky, brendan, and sjefen6 [771/1289] and won! 0 days, 15:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/13 04:21:24] charitwo, SpamMage, and Bpendragon [1357/1809] have team battled Darky, Iuz, and XenGi [875/1453] and won! 0 days, 01:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/13 10:24:56] Darky, Gerardon, and Majak [490/1378] have team battled pekster, io, and gipyelrah [183/1736] and won! 0 days, 18:41:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/13 22:16:18] Darky [214/357] has come upon Fluttershy [375/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:04 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/10/13 10:36:24] argus, talso, and kapitanluffy [888/1389] have team battled Syloq, Hans.Wurst, and Darky [639/1342] and won! 0 days, 03:38:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/13 22:40:15] Darky, bairyn, and geekboi [1197/1936] have team battled RedW, Sir_Lemming, and Preaux [1144/1255] and won! 0 days, 10:41:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/13 23:13:13] Darky [50/357] has come upon dpk [51/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/11/13 00:00:26] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:53 towards level 51.
[05/12/13 06:09:53] Darky [41/357] has challenged AngryParsley [377/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/12/13 14:13:36] Darky [63/357] has challenged rasputo [206/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:58 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/12/13 21:38:21] Mateusz [276/657] has come upon Darky [68/357] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:55:48 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[05/13/13 02:12:28] sjefen6, mamarley, and neurospex [217/1958] have team battled Darky, Iuz, and h00k [703/1642] and lost! 1 day, 14:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/13 03:47:01] Darky [111/429] has challenged mamarley [110/583] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/13/13 04:34:12] Darky [67/429] has challenged Myrtti [221/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:49 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/13/13 08:01:46] Darky [134/429] has come upon Hans.Wurst [114/388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:31:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/14/13 15:24:17] SeySayux [276/520] has challenged Darky [423/429] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:22:25 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[05/14/13 16:14:06] Darky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:21:47 from level 52.
[05/14/13 23:04:59] Trienish [545/792] has come upon Darky [259/429] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:50:22 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[05/15/13 00:26:15] tmberg [150/563] has challenged Darky [92/429] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:01:30 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/20/13 04:19:41] Darky [198/429] has come upon Jeran [107/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:22:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/21/13 14:41:43] Darky [312/429] has come upon [dmp] [739/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/21/13 20:16:09] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:13 towards level 52.
[05/22/13 10:54:43] Darky [260/429] has come upon sbp [486/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:58:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/23/13 02:01:31] maybeHere, yond, and rasputo [935/1572] have team battled Glynix, JoseeAntonioR, and Darky [1036/1103] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/13 03:18:41] Ziggilus [36/244] has challenged Darky [323/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Ziggilus's clock.
[05/23/13 06:44:08] Darky [196/429] has challenged Reaper [450/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:51 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/23/13 16:51:11] Darky [212/429] has come upon jbroome [349/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:48:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/24/13 13:00:08] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:25 from level 52.
[05/24/13 23:44:56] Darky [376/429] has challenged Hakase [322/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/25/13 01:51:54] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:53 towards level 52.
[05/25/13 12:56:52] s1amson, Furry, and ironchew [224/1419] have team battled [dmp], Reaper, and Darky [1706/2107] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/13 02:22:18] Darky [372/429] has come upon mamarley [4/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:59:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/26/13 02:50:32] truffles [473/614] has challenged Darky [290/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:11 is removed from truffles's clock.
[05/26/13 02:50:32] truffles has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:07:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/26/13 19:56:01] Darky [245/429] has come upon jmaugue [112/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/27/13 10:05:18] Darky [15/429] has come upon Lenny [854/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:43 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/28/13 08:01:54] Darky [96/429] has challenged Skidel [191/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/28/13 18:25:27] Xanadar [203/205] has challenged Darky [392/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Xanadar's clock.
[05/29/13 12:38:13] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:36 towards level 52.
[05/29/13 14:32:43] Darky [87/429] has challenged filinep [462/513] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/30/13 06:18:27] Darky [274/429] has come upon kapitanluffy [222/591] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:30:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/30/13 08:12:37] Darky [183/429] has challenged Cameron_D [58/933] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:15:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/30/13 15:51:07] Darky met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:29 from level 53.
[05/31/13 01:30:15] SpamMage, Darky, and Sir_Lemming [341/1466] have team battled vegadark, NN2k, and Oldiesmann [1680/1776] and lost! 2 days, 10:43:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/13 16:45:57] Darky, io, and Loreley [1091/1351] have team battled Trienish, Satoshi, and rmbell.the.great [667/2245] and won! 0 days, 17:38:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/13 00:23:51] yond [494/793] has challenged Darky [170/429] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:04:55 is removed from yond's clock.
[06/01/13 02:06:51] Darky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:22 from level 53.
[06/01/13 02:32:12] Ephod, XJR-9, tiwake, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/13 02:39:20] RedW [292/423] has challenged Darky [330/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to RedW's clock.
[06/01/13 18:23:35] ahmiq, io, and Darky [796/1249] have team battled WorkingTaco, vegadark, and Hans.Wurst [64/1548] and won! 0 days, 08:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/13 17:33:10] Darky [2/429] has challenged fx [190/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:58:43 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/04/13 02:40:55] Darky [394/429] has challenged io [279/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/05/13 08:49:15] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:25 towards level 53.
[06/07/13 19:01:20] Darky [296/429] has challenged Preaux [356/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/07/13 23:12:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 1 day, 21:21:30 toward level 53.
[06/08/13 23:34:39] Darky [172/429] has challenged Spazturtle [344/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/09/13 12:05:35] Darky [268/447] has challenged Skidel [103/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:27:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/10/13 01:39:15] mthw [311/400] has challenged Darky [304/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:53 is removed from mthw's clock.
[06/10/13 02:16:37] kenyon, dwfreed, Darky, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/13 12:26:30] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:59 towards level 54.
[06/11/13 20:45:08] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:17 towards level 54.
[06/11/13 21:47:29] masklin [266/566] has come upon Darky [426/447] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:43:53 is added to masklin's clock.
[06/13/13 02:56:59] Birdbones [224/661] has challenged Darky [174/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:36:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/13/13 03:57:13] jbroome [639/656] has challenged Darky [334/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:11:16 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[06/13/13 08:47:44] Darky [226/447] has come upon truffles [122/614] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:51:09 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/13/13 18:57:17] Darky [131/447] has come upon SPD-13 [41/174] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/14/13 09:03:22] mthw [332/409] has challenged Darky [61/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:33:14 is removed from mthw's clock.
[06/16/13 11:19:57] Krim [50/177] has challenged Darky [153/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Krim's clock.
[06/16/13 23:27:50] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:25 towards level 54.
[06/18/13 10:42:32] Darky [157/447] has come upon Symmetry [78/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:52:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/18/13 13:25:30] Darky [8/447] has challenged slack [208/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/18/13 16:26:12] Darky [104/447] has challenged grooverider [352/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/18/13 17:26:24] kork [174/295] has challenged Darky [58/447] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:23:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/13 00:11:25] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:21 towards level 54.
[06/19/13 10:11:05] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:42 towards level 54.
[06/19/13 20:44:53] Darky [223/456] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [433/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/21/13 14:31:42] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:55 towards level 55.
[06/21/13 22:26:32] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:34:03 from level 55.
[06/22/13 06:11:48] Darky [425/456] has come upon keeper_c [20/1303] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:52:31 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/22/13 09:51:58] Darky [29/456] has challenged irix [52/379] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:21:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/23/13 14:58:19] brendan [152/422] has challenged Darky [90/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:02:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/23/13 17:28:58] maybeHere [365/420] has challenged Darky [175/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[06/24/13 00:04:28] Kyle [273/287] has challenged Darky [246/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:38 is removed from Kyle's clock.
[06/24/13 04:09:43] Darky [318/456] has come upon Birdbones [606/677] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/24/13 18:48:34] Darky [187/456] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [444/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/25/13 10:07:50] idleOne [331/831] has challenged Darky [256/456] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:43:01 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[06/27/13 06:48:17] Darky [343/456] has come upon Loreley [279/577] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:46:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/27/13 07:47:44] Darky [175/456] has come upon dxrt [621/822] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:33:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/27/13 10:45:34] m0shbear, brentwalther, and Darky [158/1290] have team battled filinep, nyrednek, and RedW [254/1229] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/13 11:32:34] Darky [353/456] has challenged preflex [475/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:11:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/28/13 00:48:04] Darky left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darky's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/13 16:38:23] Darky [98/452] has challenged EugeneKay [129/427] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:49:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/29/13 08:41:38] tann [213/496] has challenged Darky [390/452] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:39:37 is added to tann's clock.
[06/30/13 11:47:08] Darky [21/452] has challenged argus [600/926] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:28:28 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/30/13 20:49:04] elf [17/504] has challenged Darky [12/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/02/13 05:38:37] pants [28/279] has challenged Darky [54/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to pants's clock.
[07/03/13 22:00:40] Darky [443/452] has come upon Neal [269/542] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:08:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/04/13 05:11:41] Valkor [829/1015] has come upon Darky [166/452] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:38:29 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[07/05/13 11:30:30] sasaniak, seek, and spiffytech [2067/2125] have team battled Darky, Sir_Lemming, and pants [73/1079] and won! 2 days, 19:36:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/13 13:57:48] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:48 towards level 55.
[07/05/13 18:02:27] vegadark [107/860] has challenged Darky [100/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:33:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/05/13 22:03:09] Darky [139/452] has challenged idisjunction [71/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:25:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/06/13 04:59:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 10:06:44 from level 55.
[07/06/13 07:04:45] Darky [289/452] has challenged JoseeAntonioR [78/336] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/06/13 13:11:28] RedW, Neal, and Darky [378/1455] have team battled Danthemandoo, irix, and Kyle [485/1134] and lost! 0 days, 14:23:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/13 18:33:41] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:05 from level 55.
[07/07/13 18:16:44] Birdbones, Kabaka, and Darky [1490/1715] have team battled sp1ga, Wayneoween, and RedW [329/748] and won! 1 day, 10:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/13 23:08:15] Darky [88/452] has challenged kenyon [291/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:07:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/08/13 03:45:35] pehden [20/322] has challenged Darky [153/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to pehden's clock.
[07/08/13 07:18:18] maybeHere, Darky, and gipyelrah [624/1749] have team battled argus, irix, and robot [423/1755] and won! 0 days, 17:54:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/13 20:47:26] Darky stole Eiam's level 136 amulet while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 115 amulet behind, which Eiam then takes.
[07/08/13 21:02:08] cirdan, Preaux, and Fogel [449/1713] have team battled robot, jose, and Darky [616/1238] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/13 05:37:02] Huxley [12/212] has challenged Darky [12/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from Huxley's clock.
[07/10/13 09:55:36] Fogel [86/185] has challenged Darky [418/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Fogel's clock.
[07/10/13 18:35:59] allo, brentwalther, and Darky [569/1630] have team battled rasputo, brimstone, and Vostok [945/1398] and lost! 0 days, 04:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/13 12:30:58] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:57 towards level 55.
[07/12/13 00:24:58] Darky [216/473] has challenged nitzer [157/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:09:00 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/12/13 14:57:34] Darky [393/473] has come upon TauPan [190/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/12/13 17:46:30] Darky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:42 from level 55.
[07/12/13 18:28:57] Darky [101/473] has challenged dwfreed [31/1070] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:17:17 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/13/13 07:58:48] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:17 towards level 55.
[07/13/13 09:56:19] Darky [13/473] has come upon Ttech [768/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:09:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/15/13 17:27:48] Darky [84/473] has challenged Simie [101/263] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/16/13 08:10:23] Kinsmir [154/203] has challenged Darky [156/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[07/18/13 17:00:34] Darky [81/473] has challenged irix [171/378] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:06:41 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/19/13 00:41:55] filinep [283/508] has challenged Darky [156/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from filinep's clock.
[07/19/13 06:03:31] Darky [208/473] has challenged MontyZuma [332/366] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:00:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/21/13 17:47:10] Darky [438/485] has come upon dwfreed [738/1070] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:25:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/23/13 02:01:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 13 days, 01:00:45 toward level 56.
[07/23/13 11:31:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 1 day, 09:23:06 toward level 56.
[07/23/13 18:03:19] Kevin [8/89] has challenged Darky [373/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Kevin's clock.
[07/24/13 07:31:24] Darky [440/493] has challenged slack [107/329] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:30:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/24/13 22:27:40] Deny [215/270] has challenged Darky [87/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from Deny's clock.
[07/24/13 22:27:40] In the fierce battle, Darky dropped his level 51 pair of gloves! Deny picks it up, tossing his old level 20 pair of gloves to Darky.
[07/24/13 22:34:45] Darky [142/465] has challenged kitsune [26/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:06 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/26/13 06:56:27] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:27 towards level 56.
[07/26/13 09:44:36] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:32 towards level 56.
[07/26/13 13:48:43] Darky stole charitwo's level 31 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 21 set of leggings behind, which charitwo then takes.
[07/27/13 01:45:46] Darky [156/474] has come upon Kevin [161/227] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:30:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/29/13 01:00:23] Darky stole Ephod's level 56 shield while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 36 shield behind, which Ephod then takes.
[07/30/13 04:03:21] Darky [27/492] has challenged Kinsmir [391/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/31/13 19:48:11] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:56:51 is added to his clock.
[07/31/13 22:57:39] Darky [267/492] has come upon zinya [0/356] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/31/13 22:57:39] Darky has dealt zinya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:04:44 is added to zinya's clock.
[08/01/13 02:16:28] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:21 towards level 56.
[08/01/13 10:15:50] Darky [23/492] has challenged suterismus [262/1198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/02/13 01:42:35] Darky [358/519] has challenged Preaux [60/638] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/02/13 06:20:35] Lenny [984/1026] has challenged Darky [505/519] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:00:34 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[08/03/13 01:29:38] Darky [182/519] has come upon vrillusions [67/1054] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:37:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/03/13 22:27:22] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:30 towards level 57.
[08/04/13 09:49:06] Darky [359/519] has come upon Sheudecai [358/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:58:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/05/13 08:37:56] Darky [178/542] has challenged finn [56/335] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/05/13 08:37:56] Darky has dealt finn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:15:30 is added to finn's clock.
[08/05/13 09:41:41] talso, pehden, NessaDoom, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/13 13:39:07] SpamMage [345/734] has challenged Darky [176/542] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:51:39 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[08/06/13 03:08:40] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:02:11 is added to his clock.
[08/06/13 10:33:42] Darky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:44 from level 57.
[08/06/13 23:27:02] Darky [306/542] has come upon Toagac [609/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:54 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/07/13 12:30:34] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:10 towards level 57.
[08/07/13 19:41:31] h00k, ccx, and yond [785/1997] have team battled mnem, Darky, and BachePorro [187/1311] and won! 0 days, 14:58:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/13 00:38:31] Darky fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Darky's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/13 07:47:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 21:44:56 toward level 57.
[08/08/13 09:49:39] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:17:54 is added to his clock.
[08/09/13 01:36:28] Nothing4You, lolwut, and Hydrogenum [1696/1766] have team battled Bombur, Fogel, and Darky [116/1271] and won! 0 days, 08:10:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/13 02:19:44] elf [187/755] has come upon Darky [488/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:03 is added to elf's clock.
[08/09/13 09:00:06] Darky [128/529] has challenged Chenzw [214/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/09/13 12:29:04] slack [261/427] has challenged Darky [132/529] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from slack's clock.
[08/09/13 18:21:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 23:58:59 toward level 57.
[08/09/13 23:03:27] Prometheus [514/801] has challenged Darky [234/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:35 is removed from Prometheus's clock.
[08/10/13 14:03:13] Chenzw, PreX, and Darky [1168/1343] have team battled Sir_Lemming, iViLe, and Bombur [364/1177] and won! 0 days, 13:50:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/13 05:55:29] Tsunami, neuro, and blizgerg [502/2342] have team battled DemosDemon, Darky, and dxrt [343/1978] and won! 2 days, 02:31:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/13 04:02:23] TauPan, Squid_Tamer, and pwned [908/1548] have team battled Hewn, Darky, and Alfie [970/1474] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/13 07:30:21] Darky [479/531] has challenged vegadark [98/881] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/16/13 08:15:57] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:15 towards level 58.
[08/16/13 19:40:29] Darky has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:07 from level 58.
[08/17/13 13:03:48] Hewn [345/436] has come upon Darky [145/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:08:49 is removed from Hewn's clock.
[08/17/13 14:39:57] Darky [121/531] has come upon Scar3cr0w [320/410] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:07:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/17/13 17:16:18] ccx [402/509] has challenged Darky [434/531] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to ccx's clock.
[08/17/13 21:47:12] Darky [21/531] has challenged cmrn [202/486] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:34:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/18/13 18:49:59] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:13 towards level 58.
[08/18/13 21:52:37] sartan [761/806] has challenged Darky [391/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:39 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/18/13 21:53:28] Plexis1241 [6/8] has challenged Darky [349/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Plexis1241's clock.
[08/20/13 02:44:23] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:39 towards level 58.
[08/20/13 03:59:35] Darky [431/531] has challenged ranman [279/327] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:15:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/20/13 08:00:32] Darky [127/531] has challenged avocado [150/668] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:06:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/21/13 18:15:33] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:48 towards level 58.
[08/21/13 22:06:32] Darky [441/531] has come upon gladier [155/438] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:22:00 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/21/13 23:24:09] Darky [142/531] has come upon avocado [444/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:33:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/23/13 01:00:37] mnemon [25/63] has challenged Darky [461/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to mnemon's clock.
[08/23/13 05:30:20] Darky [59/531] has come upon TauPan [153/292] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:30:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/23/13 14:18:43] brendan [181/830] has challenged Darky [154/531] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:44:48 is removed from brendan's clock.

[08/24/13 09:14:47] Darky [385/531] has come upon lolwut [131/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:15:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/24/13 10:57:09] Darky saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:58:18 from level 58.
[08/24/13 11:07:32] archlich, sigv, and Darky [414/1034] have team battled BlastHardcheese, brimstone, and lipek [1508/1609] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/13 08:11:52] Darky, Sheudecai, and jose [220/1399] have team battled Kinsmir, Neal, and Bladerunner [1475/1478] and lost! 2 days, 02:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/13 10:42:08] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/13 12:54:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 9 days, 05:35:56 toward level 58.
[08/25/13 18:12:03] grooverider, Sir_Lemming, and Darky [500/1766] have team battled Zett, Weedle, and aucg [161/1454] and won! 0 days, 02:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/13 10:14:31] greycat, MontyZuma, and Darky [1071/1741] have team battled IdleMaster, Grim, and neuro [1879/2065] and lost! 0 days, 21:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/13 16:18:21] Darky [50/532] has come upon elf [489/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/26/13 18:36:30] Darky [511/532] has challenged Iuz [762/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/26/13 20:01:23] woonack, valentino, and Scar3cr0w [1097/1817] have team battled Darky, brimstone, and Cameron_D [1559/1911] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/13 05:39:11] Darky [157/532] has challenged archlich [242/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:24:22 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/27/13 09:40:06] Darky [169/532] has challenged mthw [18/428] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:02:27 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/27/13 14:31:23] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:29:10 is added to his clock.
[08/27/13 18:03:51] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:37 towards level 58.
[08/27/13 23:04:44] Darky [218/532] has come upon valentino [167/181] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/28/13 06:39:47] milo64 [226/249] has challenged Darky [65/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from milo64's clock.
[08/30/13 03:55:47] avocado [189/668] has challenged Darky [26/532] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:04:39 is removed from avocado's clock.
[08/31/13 07:02:15] Darky [187/532] has challenged Sir_Lemming [121/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:46:14 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/31/13 13:16:52] fonzie [346/514] has challenged Darky [397/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to fonzie's clock.
[08/31/13 16:04:17] EugeneKay [399/423] has challenged Darky [327/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:36 is removed from EugeneKay's clock.
[09/01/13 05:40:02] truffles [566/596] has challenged Darky [340/532] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from truffles's clock.
[09/01/13 12:56:19] Simie, hawk, and [dmp] [741/2045] have team battled ryushe, rasputo, and Darky [684/1673] and won! 1 day, 03:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/13 21:26:01] CornFly [42/417] has challenged Darky [244/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/01/13 22:19:57] Darky [84/532] has come upon Sir_Lemming [239/323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/02/13 10:34:59] Darky fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Darky's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/13 23:17:09] Sheudecai [382/427] has challenged Darky [357/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:17 is removed from Sheudecai's clock.
[09/03/13 16:11:31] Darky [150/520] has come upon ChiefRA [270/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:29 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/03/13 17:21:46] Darky [486/520] has come upon Kabaka [553/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/04/13 02:14:15] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:14 towards level 58.
[09/04/13 07:29:28] Darky, J-E-L-L-O, and argus [1071/1905] have team battled greycat, aucg, and Lykos [164/1697] and won! 0 days, 09:57:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/13 21:27:58] dwfreed [479/829] has challenged Darky [110/520] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:21:22 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/05/13 04:47:17] Darky [274/520] has come upon Grim [479/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/05/13 08:35:16] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:37 from level 58.
[09/05/13 23:52:05] Darky, TauPan, and woonack [834/2052] have team battled Satoshi, gipyelrah, and cirdan [931/2685] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/13 03:14:29] Darky [423/531] has challenged hawk [373/802] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/06/13 03:41:38] IdleMaster [90/296] has challenged Darky [352/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/06/13 06:35:47] hawk [722/802] has challenged Darky [126/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:51 is removed from hawk's clock.
[09/07/13 21:45:06] Lenny [821/1068] has challenged Darky [92/531] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:00:37 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[09/08/13 07:55:21] Ziggilus [759/774] has challenged Darky [59/531] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from Ziggilus's clock.
[09/08/13 22:01:59] Preaux [413/642] has come upon Darky [345/531] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:59:04 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[09/09/13 05:18:05] Darky [432/531] has come upon vegadark [42/918] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:24:22 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/09/13 21:13:41] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:54 towards level 59.
[09/10/13 04:15:52] ccx, DemosDemon, CornFly, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/13 20:04:14] Scar3cr0w [340/439] has challenged Darky [186/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:18:42 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/11/13 00:05:10] Darky [315/531] has challenged cirdan [963/1020] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:42:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/11/13 20:36:01] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:16 towards level 59.
[09/13/13 06:19:03] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:05 towards level 59.
[09/13/13 11:25:19] SpamMage, Jareeta, and Valkor [839/2711] have team battled Satoshi, Hans.Wurst, and Darky [866/1931] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/13 13:38:56] Darky [519/531] has come upon Grim [776/935] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:58:01 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/14/13 07:11:24] OrranjJulius [169/282] has challenged Darky [515/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to OrranjJulius's clock.
[09/15/13 18:22:54] bairyn, blizgerg, and ChiefRA [934/1979] have team battled RedW, Darky, and slack [1370/1722] and lost! 4 days, 04:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/13 20:32:03] Darky [182/531] has challenged Deny [21/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:16:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/16/13 01:49:43] Darky [131/531] has come upon Iuz [64/913] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:06:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/16/13 13:34:46] Darky saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:21 from level 59.
[09/16/13 14:05:13] Darky [238/531] has come upon RedW [247/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:49 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/16/13 18:36:54] vrillusions [211/1050] has challenged Darky [150/531] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:04:55 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[09/17/13 05:37:08] kitsune [550/601] has challenged Darky [253/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:40:17 is removed from kitsune's clock.
[09/17/13 10:23:50] Darky [287/531] has come upon Hans.Wurst [79/590] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:34:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/17/13 23:22:18] Darky [186/531] has come upon MMavipc [205/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/18/13 12:54:09] Hans.Wurst, kitsune, and charitwo [1106/1680] have team battled Str1ngS, Darky, and Chenzw [583/1599] and won! 1 day, 19:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/13 11:32:10] numeral, joshz, and SCSi [1289/1680] have team battled nimiety, Darky, and zbart [1249/1330] and won! 0 days, 10:11:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/13 03:51:36] Darky [207/531] has challenged Zammo [224/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/24/13 03:18:56] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:38 towards level 59.
[09/25/13 07:09:56] Darky stole numeral's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 59 ring behind, which numeral then takes.
[09/25/13 10:33:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 18:58:38 toward level 59.
[09/25/13 13:35:50] Darky [154/542] has come upon SpamMage [633/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:58 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/25/13 17:29:16] sondove, idisjunction, and RedW [12/1573] have team battled [dmp], yano, and Darky [1839/2312] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/13 05:28:43] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:45 from level 59.
[09/26/13 07:23:45] Darky [397/542] has challenged Kevin [290/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/27/13 10:48:41] Kelet [4/89] has challenged Darky [248/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Kelet's clock.
[09/27/13 12:13:10] Darky [230/568] has challenged nicko [261/812] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/28/13 12:35:16] Darky [527/568] has challenged ackwell [147/254] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:44:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/28/13 17:36:27] Furry [202/509] has challenged Darky [92/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:33:16 is removed from Furry's clock.
[09/29/13 04:45:24] idisjunction, yano, Jareeta, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/13 16:30:58] blizgerg, Prometheus, and naori [1710/2521] have team battled Darky, junktext, and Pici [469/1788] and won! 3 days, 07:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/13 02:22:08] talso, DemosDemon, and zinya [193/1775] have team battled vegadark, blizgerg, and Darky [1063/2347] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/13 07:40:33] Darky [302/568] has come upon mnemon [397/488] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:03:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/01/13 15:40:00] kensington [126/286] has come upon Darky [125/568] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:45 is removed from kensington's clock.
[10/02/13 10:59:13] D4CH_RPi [181/555] has challenged Darky [438/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:56 is added to D4CH_RPi's clock.
[10/02/13 23:15:15] Darky [443/568] has come upon Preaux [278/637] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:34:09 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/03/13 01:43:57] Darky [341/568] has come upon Ephod [176/955] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:00:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/03/13 07:16:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 14 days, 10:22:33 toward level 60.
[10/03/13 19:06:27] Darky [274/568] has challenged MontyZuma [433/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:28:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/04/13 18:11:38] Kinsmir [29/499] has challenged Darky [37/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:31 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[10/05/13 11:39:03] Bender, Koreth, and Darky [889/1105] have team battled Gizmokid2005, vim, and lolwut [1449/1818] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/13 06:47:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 12:29:03 toward level 60.
[10/06/13 16:37:21] Darky bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:41 from level 60.
[10/08/13 04:39:20] lolwut, talso, and Bombur [1295/1658] have team battled Birdbones, Str1ngS, and Darky [1069/1711] and won! 0 days, 01:37:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/13 08:09:51] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:05 towards level 60.
[10/08/13 13:45:16] Myrtti [65/647] has challenged Darky [210/568] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Myrtti's clock.
[10/09/13 06:11:58] Darky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:50 from level 60.
[10/09/13 07:02:27] preflex, Avon, and kapitanluffy [750/1361] have team battled Darky, jbroome, and Eiam [907/1935] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/13 20:41:54] naori, lolwut, lipek, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/13 23:11:17] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:29 towards level 60.
[10/11/13 16:20:43] Enub, archlich, and Darky [763/1374] have team battled woonack, Ephod, and filinep [1313/3027] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/13 22:01:58] Chenzw, XJR-9, and Darky [1267/1538] have team battled Deny, AbrahamLinksys, and pwned [1160/1837] and won! 0 days, 01:04:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/13 23:53:38] Darky [74/568] has come upon Majak [79/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/12/13 02:33:15] Darky [159/568] has challenged idleOne [241/850] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/12/13 17:26:31] vegadark, DemosDemon, and Darky [1826/2098] have team battled Mateusz, freeboson, and Zammo [470/1547] and won! 0 days, 08:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/13 23:20:47] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 15:16:31 is added to his clock.
[10/13/13 02:57:18] Darky [114/568] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [213/1005] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:35:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/13/13 05:13:59] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:31:00 towards level 61.
[10/14/13 10:30:23] tenc [7/13] has challenged Darky [273/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to tenc's clock.
[10/14/13 22:09:44] Darky stole filinep's level 74 ring while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 72 ring behind, which filinep then takes.
[10/16/13 19:16:10] AbrahamLinksys, avocado, pekster, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/13 02:41:24] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:38:33 towards level 61.
[10/19/13 00:23:42] DaJoker29 [2/3] has challenged Darky [27/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to DaJoker29's clock.
[10/19/13 12:55:58] fester [216/248] has challenged Darky [411/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to fester's clock.
[10/19/13 13:21:50] Darky lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:16:06 from level 61.
[10/19/13 16:34:04] Darky [102/570] has challenged talso [406/688] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:08:11 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/19/13 18:11:28] Prometheus, Darky, and jose [1759/1862] have team battled ryushe, dpk, and XJR-9 [713/1704] and won! 3 days, 11:44:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/13 03:34:31] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:36:21 is added to his clock.
[10/22/13 02:27:29] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:15:58 is added to his clock.
[10/22/13 19:21:35] Iuz [584/929] has challenged Darky [238/570] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[10/23/13 21:08:53] bairyn, preflex, Neal, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/13 20:48:42] Darky [91/570] has come upon Pici [349/740] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:21:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/28/13 04:25:14] lipek, fester, and ryushe [1349/1717] have team battled OrranjJulius, CornFly, and Darky [402/1620] and won! 0 days, 05:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/13 21:23:46] Darky [62/570] has come upon pekster [462/474] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:56:32 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/29/13 05:14:38] Majak, numeral, and Darky [139/1324] have team battled Pici, Charris, and BlastHardcheese [1337/1960] and lost! 1 day, 12:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/13 05:38:58] desspugne [509/599] has challenged Darky [331/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:27 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[11/01/13 06:08:34] desspugne [65/602] has challenged Darky [218/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to desspugne's clock.
[11/01/13 19:53:24] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:31:09 is added to his clock.
[11/02/13 19:03:05] captyossarian [241/293] has challenged Darky [318/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to captyossarian's clock.
[11/02/13 19:53:42] BlastHardcheese [187/850] has challenged Darky [194/570] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:53:25 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[11/03/13 03:40:20] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:47 towards level 61.
[11/03/13 08:56:52] Darky [387/570] has challenged Avon [26/441] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:13:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/03/13 16:58:42] pekster [425/474] has challenged Darky [74/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:42:06 is removed from pekster's clock.
[11/04/13 10:59:09] Darky was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:57 from level 61.
[11/04/13 23:06:10] Darky [567/570] has challenged Kinsmir [145/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:33:51 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/05/13 17:34:01] cbeley [70/180] has challenged Darky [153/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to cbeley's clock.
[11/06/13 00:49:55] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:47:28 towards level 61.
[11/08/13 00:29:42] Darky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:09 from level 61.
[11/08/13 13:33:23] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:50 towards level 61.
[11/10/13 05:38:55] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:57 towards level 61.
[11/10/13 22:41:09] naori [466/889] has challenged Darky [20/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:36:59 is removed from naori's clock.
[11/11/13 14:33:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:27:17 from level 61.
[11/11/13 16:22:09] Goldug [72/167] has challenged Darky [91/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to Goldug's clock.
[11/12/13 06:45:06] rmbell.the.great [74/672] has challenged Darky [376/570] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[11/12/13 06:49:00] Birdbones [133/635] has challenged Darky [194/570] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:07:51 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/12/13 08:49:31] Darky [425/570] has challenged hawk [364/898] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:49:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/12/13 19:20:39] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:34 towards level 61.
[11/13/13 20:21:44] rideh [13/34] has challenged Darky [270/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to rideh's clock.
[11/13/13 21:09:51] Darky [46/570] has come upon Hans.Wurst [364/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:24:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/14/13 01:53:11] irix [236/779] has challenged Darky [57/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from irix's clock.
[11/14/13 12:41:17] jessica [221/244] has challenged Darky [252/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to jessica's clock.

[11/16/13 03:11:12] Darky [399/570] has come upon wakeupscreaming [892/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:32:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/16/13 05:13:18] charitwo, Darky, and OrranjJulius [115/1736] have team battled Kelet, sbp, and suterismus [138/2663] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 16:44:44] SudoKing [115/276] has challenged Darky [50/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:00 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[11/16/13 18:01:04] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:10 from level 61.
[11/17/13 00:16:54] brentwalther [347/471] has challenged Darky [360/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:04 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[11/17/13 07:41:36] Zammo, SudoKing, and OrranjJulius [1237/1466] have team battled Darky, avocado, and zinya [1226/1975] and won! 0 days, 00:48:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/13 23:25:01] archlich, naori, and Darky [786/2075] have team battled Simie, pekster, and ckinni [66/1569] and won! 0 days, 12:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/13 14:06:38] Darky [286/570] has come upon Sir_Lemming [78/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:01:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/19/13 08:48:35] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:11 towards level 61.
[11/19/13 15:49:44] gideonstar [46/166] has challenged Darky [194/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[11/20/13 00:58:02] Darky [74/570] has challenged DarkGhost [480/507] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/20/13 04:53:45] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:53:18 towards level 62.
[11/21/13 06:49:22] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 00:07:53 is added to his clock.
[11/21/13 14:24:34] gideonstar [39/234] has challenged Darky [14/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[11/23/13 08:38:11] Darky [422/570] has come upon h00k [82/867] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:40:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/23/13 09:16:59] Darky [277/570] has come upon woonack [139/962] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:10:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/24/13 08:19:53] Darky, dxrt, and rasputo [1854/2095] have team battled ahmiq, neurospex, and kenyon [1139/2693] and won! 0 days, 05:47:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/13 05:38:13] Darky [146/570] has come upon Maru [270/350] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:35:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/26/13 05:11:47] AngryParsley [785/877] has challenged Darky [516/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:39 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/26/13 05:21:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 16 days, 08:19:16 toward level 62.
[11/26/13 14:05:57] lolwut, Syloq, and junktext [838/1481] have team battled ahmiq, Darky, and AngryParsley [252/2193] and won! 0 days, 14:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 15:10:17] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:46 towards level 62.
[11/26/13 17:14:35] Darky walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:21:02 from level 62.
[11/26/13 22:16:08] AngryParsley [868/877] has challenged Darky [151/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:03 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/27/13 00:16:39] Wayneoween [254/593] has challenged Darky [213/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:10:07 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[11/28/13 18:44:23] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:37 towards level 62.
[11/29/13 12:01:09] Furry, Simie, nb_ff, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/13 15:32:09] Darky [347/570] has challenged m0shbear [388/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:12:48 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/30/13 11:40:59] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:47:50 is added to his clock.
[11/30/13 18:36:12] Meistarin [133/283] has challenged Darky [310/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[12/01/13 02:40:38] noother [751/752] has challenged Darky [118/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:08:10 is removed from noother's clock.
[12/01/13 15:44:00] Darky [276/570] has challenged brentwalther [85/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:01:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/01/13 15:44:00] Darky has dealt brentwalther a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:39:38 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[12/02/13 00:37:17] AxForest [77/396] has come upon Darky [515/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:34 is added to AxForest's clock.
[12/02/13 02:11:24] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:37 towards level 62.
[12/02/13 04:51:57] Darky [162/570] has come upon Ascended [198/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:34:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/02/13 06:47:53] Darky [128/570] has challenged Light [68/362] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:04 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/03/13 09:06:30] quantsini [165/346] has challenged Darky [234/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to quantsini's clock.
[12/03/13 11:51:14] Darky [512/570] has come upon fwilson [65/194] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:17:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/03/13 16:45:12] c0de [30/251] has challenged Darky [432/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to c0de's clock.
[12/04/13 08:33:39] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:49 towards level 62.
[12/04/13 11:39:08] Bailiman, Darky, and CornFly [1379/1448] have team battled kork, Binkley, and kenyon [1277/1627] and won! 0 days, 00:01:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/13 14:51:12] Darky [557/570] has come upon Vostok [442/751] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:33:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/05/13 11:08:59] aarontc [56/309] has challenged Darky [380/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to aarontc's clock.
[12/05/13 15:06:21] Fogel, Darky, and lemuck [469/1571] have team battled Hydrogenum, Kinsmir, and Vostok [1863/2251] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/13 02:48:01] Colty [122/179] has challenged Darky [383/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Colty's clock.
[12/06/13 14:05:18] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:02 towards level 62.
[12/06/13 14:12:23] Darky [51/570] has come upon Meistarin [253/288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:40:51 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/06/13 21:09:33] ChiefRA, Jareeta, and Beavis [678/2583] have team battled Xpktro, Darky, and csssuf [493/1044] and won! 0 days, 18:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/13 22:16:14] Wayneoween [278/606] has challenged Darky [547/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:02:27 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[12/07/13 03:03:45] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:41:56 is added to his clock.
[12/08/13 22:29:37] ajhgfa [240/310] has come upon Darky [567/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:00 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[12/09/13 11:41:43] fwilson, we6jbo, and CFSworks [22/1285] have team battled Darky, blizgerg, and SrijayKasturi [356/1715] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/13 11:39:26] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:20 towards level 62.
[12/10/13 15:21:57] Darky [83/570] has come upon brendan [667/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/10/13 21:28:09] Lightstalker [36/346] has challenged Darky [148/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[12/11/13 22:21:39] Darky [296/570] has challenged aarontc [258/363] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:52:22 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/12/13 14:36:25] Darky [565/570] has come upon Scar3cr0w [264/469] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:42:34 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/12/13 16:52:56] Darky bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:30:20 from level 63.
[12/14/13 20:28:59] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:57:24 towards level 63.
[12/14/13 22:05:39] Cameron_D [736/941] has challenged Darky [30/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:31:45 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/16/13 02:12:23] Killerkid [230/560] has challenged Darky [148/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:41 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/17/13 20:23:25] lunchdump [36/232] has challenged Darky [366/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to lunchdump's clock.
[12/17/13 22:24:53] Darky [77/570] has challenged aarontc [382/399] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:52:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/18/13 09:27:40] Darky [344/570] has challenged Croyd [193/353] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:52:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/18/13 09:27:40] Darky has dealt Croyd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:41:07 is added to Croyd's clock.
[12/19/13 07:20:03] seisgatos, Xpktro, and Darky [1164/1477] have team battled blizgerg, Sheudecai, and Ttech [44/2449] and won! 1 day, 00:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 12:42:02] Darky [529/570] has come upon LordFella [467/765] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:56:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/20/13 01:46:32] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:58 towards level 63.
[12/20/13 14:25:16] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:37:54 towards level 63.
[12/20/13 18:12:15] skasturi, Darky, and AndroidVaan [1198/1447] have team battled LordFella, dpk, and AbrahamLinksys [214/1874] and won! 0 days, 01:32:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/13 17:00:09] Majak, Cameron_D, AbrahamLinksys, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/13 10:09:58] Darky [279/570] has come upon Flynn [312/472] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:04 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/23/13 05:56:02] Darky [111/570] has challenged andy [173/364] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:23 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/23/13 13:05:12] Darky [399/570] has come upon SeySayux [458/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:12:54 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/24/13 17:12:33] Weedle, hoff, and Darky [1081/1362] have team battled nyislanders2121, FrodoTheHobbit, and vegadark [109/2182] and won! 0 days, 00:40:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/13 08:45:04] sbp, CornFly, Cenhinen, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/13 14:01:35] hoff [126/336] has challenged Darky [482/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to hoff's clock.
[12/25/13 17:10:26] Darky [195/570] has challenged Dark-Fx [248/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:00:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/27/13 22:53:27] Darky [96/570] has come upon Zammo [327/811] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/27/13 22:53:30] Darky [236/570] has come upon Zammo [585/811] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:17:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/28/13 00:27:15] nyislanders2121 [744/875] has come upon Darky [265/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:55:12 is removed from nyislanders2121's clock.
[12/29/13 00:07:14] lunchdump [111/356] has challenged Darky [385/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to lunchdump's clock.
[12/30/13 10:26:01] Bombur, Vostok, and rasputo [250/2458] have team battled dxrt, Darky, and aarontc [42/1765] and won! 0 days, 15:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/13 04:58:14] Meetch_the_Bold [95/554] has challenged Darky [541/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[01/01/14 18:40:47] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:19 towards level 63.
[01/02/14 00:23:51] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:48 towards level 63.
[01/03/14 01:52:41] Mustek [289/360] has challenged Darky [207/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from Mustek's clock.
[01/03/14 05:09:42] simple, grooverider, and Darky [411/1692] have team battled TauPan, fester, and jbroome [1110/1614] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/14 02:44:09] Darky [411/570] has come upon CornFly [20/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:38:05 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/04/14 06:06:36] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:32:27 is added to his clock.
[01/05/14 22:39:59] MartinBlank, Grim, and Killerkid [120/1985] have team battled sid-1, yasdorian, and Darky [1594/1800] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/14 21:49:42] Darky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:52 from level 63.
[01/07/14 00:13:25] GeekySerperior [205/222] has challenged Darky [203/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:07 is removed from GeekySerperior's clock.
[01/07/14 12:00:43] bigjay, Croyd, and preflex [698/1504] have team battled Colty, Darky, and Kabaka [720/1625] and lost! 0 days, 08:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/14 22:33:03] Killerkid [116/560] has challenged Darky [443/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:11 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/09/14 04:43:59] hoff [298/445] has challenged Darky [494/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to hoff's clock.
[01/09/14 07:51:13] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:45 from level 63.
[01/09/14 08:57:22] Darky died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:23 from level 63.
[01/10/14 01:00:37] Ephod [947/955] has come upon Darky [460/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:35:52 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/10/14 05:19:38] Cliath, Darky, and IdleMaster [560/1257] have team battled Killerkid, Dark-Fx, and Koreth [486/1649] and won! 0 days, 01:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 15:42:38] AngryParsley, Ulrich, and Kinsmir [1131/1837] have team battled ovf, Darky, and Krenz [1003/1481] and won! 0 days, 06:36:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 01:00:28] Darky stole naori's level 30 charm while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 24 charm behind, which naori then takes.
[01/11/14 22:20:49] Darky, UndyingShadow, and Killerkid [824/1642] have team battled Vostok, MartinBlank, and CornFly [1485/1805] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/14 01:25:51] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:34 towards level 63.
[01/12/14 02:46:15] Plasmastar, SpamMage, and nitzer [924/1912] have team battled Darky, freeboson, and irix [987/2008] and lost! 1 day, 11:09:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/14 05:01:47] Darky [315/576] has come upon filinep [369/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/16/14 05:58:14] rxcomm [224/240] has challenged Darky [292/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/16/14 08:46:48] Sir_Lemming [84/322] has challenged Darky [530/576] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/16/14 12:16:35] kenyon, Virtual, and AxForest [474/2381] have team battled Darky, cups, and yond [792/1536] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/14 18:45:37] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:56 towards level 63.
[01/16/14 20:40:59] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:26 towards level 63.
[01/17/14 18:17:21] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:01:53 is added to his clock.
[01/18/14 06:06:14] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:00 towards level 63.
[01/19/14 08:34:50] iViLe [404/493] has challenged Darky [522/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:47:12 is added to iViLe's clock.
[01/19/14 14:36:20] Darky [421/576] has challenged ajhgfa [346/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:42 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/19/14 14:36:20] Darky has dealt ajhgfa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:26:03 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[01/20/14 02:52:48] Darky, XJR-9, and MontyZuma [1682/1955] have team battled AxForest, Nayru, and Vostok [685/1803] and won! 0 days, 01:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/14 08:56:59] Darky [259/583] has challenged brimstone [151/402] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/20/14 10:42:45] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:52:20 towards level 64.
[01/21/14 20:40:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 14 days, 12:00:52 toward level 64.
[01/21/14 21:19:20] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:07 towards level 64.
[01/22/14 01:52:13] Darky [117/583] has come upon freeboson [83/680] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:44:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/22/14 08:53:41] Darky [293/583] has come upon Reaper [858/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:58:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/23/14 04:42:43] livinskull [143/152] has challenged Darky [4/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:51 is removed from livinskull's clock.
[01/25/14 03:29:20] rxcomm, Satoshi, and Barry [454/1309] have team battled Weedle, jose, and Darky [746/2128] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/14 02:31:02] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:24 towards level 64.
[01/26/14 11:50:22] BlastHardcheese, addatoo, and idisjunction [435/1415] have team battled Darky, lolwut, and lipek [1600/1858] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/14 23:38:39] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:56 towards level 64.
[01/27/14 05:24:03] Darky [271/583] has challenged Dark-Fx [339/486] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:06:23 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/27/14 05:57:30] Darky, Cliath, and vrillusions [323/1955] have team battled fester, allo, and Sir_Lemming [1416/1705] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 10:14:52] Hrmph, Darky, and Simie [321/1654] have team battled allo, vrillusions, and Kabaka [1816/2481] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 13:26:11] Darky [233/583] has challenged MontyZuma [129/765] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:49:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/27/14 23:28:36] idisjunction, Darky, and TheRub [1229/1274] have team battled Spazturtle, ryushe, and Prometheus [162/2354] and won! 0 days, 02:45:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/14 14:46:15] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:16 from level 64.
[01/30/14 05:37:15] Shr3k [116/437] has challenged Darky [9/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from Shr3k's clock.
[01/30/14 05:37:15] In the fierce battle, Darky dropped his level 46 pair of gloves! Shr3k picks it up, tossing his old level 12 pair of gloves to Darky.
[01/30/14 13:45:47] Darky [508/552] has challenged Wayneoween [540/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:37:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/30/14 14:31:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 16:01:51 from level 64.
[01/30/14 14:32:36] vrillusions, idisjunction, and Darky [1327/2046] have team battled Bombur, allo, and Godisme [1523/2516] and lost! 1 day, 11:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/14 11:00:19] Darky met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:43:34 from level 64.
[01/31/14 13:33:03] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:19 towards level 64.
[01/31/14 22:54:45] Darky [45/552] has challenged dxrt [326/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:00:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/01/14 21:00:31] Darky [281/552] has challenged Vostok [254/774] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:02:04 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/03/14 20:20:43] Darky [157/552] has challenged ozatomic [188/210] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:50:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/05/14 22:26:44] Darky [198/552] has come upon MontyZuma [686/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:50:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/06/14 06:48:40] Darky [217/552] has come upon Furry [446/499] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:09:53 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/07/14 01:24:11] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:59:25 is added to his clock.
[02/07/14 14:53:53] Krenz, LordFella, and dxrt [1362/2178] have team battled filinep, Darky, and brentwalther [1820/2038] and lost! 2 days, 13:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/14 20:56:22] Darky EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:49:26 from level 64.
[02/08/14 08:39:50] ajhgfa [334/444] has challenged Darky [291/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:35:18 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[02/09/14 14:15:51] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:46 towards level 64.
[02/11/14 18:28:14] jeaye [73/74] has challenged Darky [28/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:19 is removed from jeaye's clock.
[02/12/14 04:59:03] Fusl [0/1] has challenged Darky [483/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Fusl's clock.
[02/12/14 05:04:05] Darky [300/552] has challenged MartinBlank [248/679] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:56:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/12/14 13:12:08] Darky [249/552] has come upon zinya [509/521] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:02:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/13/14 05:56:22] ahmiq, yasdorian, and Darky [675/1950] have team battled bairyn, greycat, and fester [1214/2239] and lost! 4 days, 00:23:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/14 23:39:00] yond, sasaniak, and robot [1259/1971] have team battled dxrt, Darky, and brimstone [1620/1762] and lost! 0 days, 23:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/14 03:30:57] aucg [502/669] has challenged Darky [179/552] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from aucg's clock.
[02/14/14 11:36:16] Shandy [8/90] has challenged Darky [334/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Shandy's clock.
[02/14/14 12:21:36] Darky [206/552] has come upon keeper_c [412/1161] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:35:28 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/14/14 18:33:47] DanYELL, Barry, and Sheudecai [473/1170] have team battled Darky, Shandy, and pfoley [295/1348] and won! 0 days, 03:15:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/14 09:23:05] Darky, ovf, and MartinBlank [594/1693] have team battled tsh, greycat, and simple [412/2085] and won! 0 days, 22:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/14 06:36:19] Nofew [7/469] has challenged Darky [298/552] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:10:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/16/14 08:36:44] Darky [113/552] has challenged Alfie [388/566] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:55:44 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/16/14 09:36:56] Darky [391/552] has challenged MetaNova [8/570] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:46:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/17/14 12:35:36] Reaper, MetaNova, Alfie, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/14 05:48:55] Darky [545/552] has challenged tmberg [114/893] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:42:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/18/14 07:49:24] idisjunction [210/459] has challenged Darky [468/552] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:57:56 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/18/14 11:53:28] Babar [460/863] has come upon Darky [210/552] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:11:21 is removed from Babar's clock.
[02/18/14 15:51:17] Darky [132/552] has challenged freeboson [221/699] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:42:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/18/14 22:28:27] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:48 towards level 64.
[02/19/14 03:04:13] Kartoffelsuppe [41/44] has challenged Darky [539/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[02/20/14 00:26:14] SiliticX [0/28] has challenged Darky [228/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to SiliticX's clock.
[02/20/14 07:00:24] Darky [460/552] has challenged CFSworks [180/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:27:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/23/14 09:56:32] Darky was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:58 from level 64.
[02/23/14 23:25:00] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:17:27 is added to his clock.
[02/24/14 18:45:03] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:48 towards level 64.
[02/24/14 20:31:01] Darky [296/564] has come upon suiside [657/1296] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:49:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/25/14 08:19:49] Darky ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:13 from level 64.
[02/25/14 11:58:19] MetaNova, Scar3cr0w, and Windy [1093/1431] have team battled Darky, Boohbah, and Simie [1568/1858] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/14 13:55:38] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:13:30 is added to his clock.
[02/27/14 00:06:28] CFSworks [531/695] has challenged Darky [209/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:51:46 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[02/27/14 20:17:12] Darky [193/564] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [37/279] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:10:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/28/14 16:23:43] XJR-9, sasaniak, and Sheudecai [1139/1823] have team battled mthw, Darky, and RansomTime [1010/1693] and won! 0 days, 08:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/14 21:45:00] mthw, Fogel, D4CH_RPi, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/14 22:25:47] Darky [559/564] has come upon hawken [186/235] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:01:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/01/14 03:25:27] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:53 towards level 64.
[03/01/14 03:25:51] Nayru [328/444] has come upon Darky [474/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:44 is added to Nayru's clock.
[03/03/14 01:47:22] tsh, Vostok, and rasputo [421/2746] have team battled Darky, cirdan, and XJR-9 [954/1976] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/14 12:01:40] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:20 towards level 64.
[03/03/14 21:47:21] Darky [248/564] has come upon TheRub [176/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:09 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/04/14 01:00:29] Darky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:01 from level 64.
[03/05/14 23:26:46] jdpage [79/150] has challenged Darky [153/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to jdpage's clock.
[03/06/14 00:48:11] Darky [226/564] has challenged jose [538/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:23 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/06/14 03:48:55] Darky [532/564] has challenged felipe [482/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:14:43 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/06/14 03:48:55] Darky has dealt felipe a Critical Strike! 13 days, 03:37:50 is added to felipe's clock.
[03/11/14 22:23:22] Darky [241/564] has challenged pfoley [66/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:31 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/12/14 06:25:22] Cenhinen [447/741] has challenged Darky [244/564] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:24:50 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[03/12/14 10:08:12] Darky lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:55:02 from level 64.
[03/13/14 23:31:50] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:19 towards level 64.
[03/14/14 15:30:31] Darky [327/564] has come upon yasdorian [485/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:44 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/15/14 00:14:36] Darky [223/564] has come upon Jens [316/363] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/15/14 19:46:32] ovf, MontyZuma, and Sir_Lemming [647/1748] have team battled Darky, Adar, and nitzer [1177/1474] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/14 16:06:47] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:40 from level 64.
[03/16/14 18:53:12] Darky [196/564] has challenged Nathan [89/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:45:27 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/16/14 18:53:12] Darky has dealt Nathan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:10:03 is added to Nathan's clock.
[03/16/14 21:09:21] Darky [521/564] has come upon brimstone [327/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/18/14 01:26:57] BlastHardcheese, Plasmastar, UndyingShadow, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/14 06:04:27] Darky [142/564] has come upon AngryParsley [681/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/18/14 09:03:24] Darky [467/564] has challenged Boohbah [84/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/18/14 09:33:31] Darky [491/564] has challenged Jr_Mime [238/366] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:11:34 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/18/14 10:44:02] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:14:23 towards level 65.
[03/18/14 18:05:44] Darky [0/564] has challenged CFSworks [65/685] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:57:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/19/14 23:13:06] Darky [68/564] has challenged RansomTime [480/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:14:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/20/14 04:47:03] Darky [221/564] has come upon PiotrekD [114/448] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:13:02 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/21/14 03:27:14] mamarley [78/442] has challenged Darky [29/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[03/22/14 00:21:59] Darky [400/564] has come upon Virtual [768/1113] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:43:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/22/14 00:25:48] Darky [212/564] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [566/793] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:09:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/22/14 02:06:49] Zammo, Sheudecai, and archlich [326/1940] have team battled Darky, ChiefRA, and pants [636/1603] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/14 19:19:56] rasputo, Darky, and rmbell.the.great [765/2357] have team battled AngryParsley, Jolgard, and Simie [171/2029] and won! 2 days, 12:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/14 15:19:56] Darky [196/564] has come upon fester [507/602] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:17:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/23/14 20:18:55] rmbell.the.great, Kinsmir, and fester [1585/1897] have team battled Darky, Chenzw, and ElectRo [2373/2458] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/14 04:56:46] Jolgard [259/310] has challenged Darky [247/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from Jolgard's clock.
[03/24/14 20:43:31] Darky [304/564] has challenged yond [254/852] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:27:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/24/14 21:01:15] Darky [19/564] has come upon Cenhinen [708/741] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:32:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/25/14 01:03:01] Darky [544/564] has come upon Birdbones [764/824] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:44:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/26/14 02:51:12] sjefen6 [171/474] has challenged Darky [497/564] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:25:34 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[03/26/14 02:53:19] Darky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:51:19 from level 65.
[03/27/14 03:57:47] Darky [459/564] has challenged tiwake [365/892] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:12:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/28/14 21:29:10] Darky [214/564] has come upon Doctor [409/459] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:54:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/28/14 22:20:32] Darky [26/564] has come upon idisjunction [445/498] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:58:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/30/14 14:25:42] Boohbah [402/456] has challenged Darky [517/564] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:57:14 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[03/31/14 11:26:00] PiotrekD [239/465] has challenged Darky [79/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/31/14 21:54:47] grooverider, Grim, and rmbell.the.great [875/2653] have team battled Darky, iridis_discurro, and Cypher [864/1291] and won! 0 days, 00:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/14 06:16:24] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:52:59 from level 65.
[04/03/14 14:00:08] pincode [2/4] has challenged Darky [260/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to pincode's clock.
[04/04/14 21:09:38] simple [40/430] has challenged Darky [145/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:57:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/05/14 15:02:24] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:15:55 towards level 65.
[04/05/14 15:06:21] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:27:42 towards level 65.
[04/06/14 01:18:45] Darky [467/564] has challenged Bokkie [276/319] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:59:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/06/14 04:19:47] elf [608/827] has challenged Darky [7/564] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:33:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/07/14 20:53:33] Ulrich [297/424] has challenged Darky [123/564] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:32:47 is removed from Ulrich's clock.
[04/08/14 22:08:24] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 03:32:58 is added to his clock.
[04/09/14 01:07:51] Darky [13/564] has challenged verrbot [182/208] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:34:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/09/14 07:06:08] Stoertebeker, Darky, and ryushe [1625/1673] have team battled filinep, Simie, and arachnist [443/1655] and won! 0 days, 04:03:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/14 13:51:08] Darky [560/564] has come upon tmberg [282/887] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:30:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/10/14 00:47:57] Darky [407/564] has come upon filinep [234/427] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:04:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/10/14 07:32:18] Darky [58/564] has come upon Vargink [297/325] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:05:35 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/10/14 16:19:01] LordFella, unicoder, and allo [909/2141] have team battled AngryParsley, Darky, and Str1ngS [1643/1846] and lost! 0 days, 07:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/14 19:18:41] nitzer [446/472] has challenged Darky [214/564] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:33:49 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[04/10/14 19:18:41] nitzer has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:22:36 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/10/14 21:30:59] Bender, lipek, and a1291762 [1459/2049] have team battled Darky, brentwalther, and Zammo [1597/2017] and lost! 1 day, 08:34:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/14 04:02:56] PeepHammer [64/196] has challenged Darky [457/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to PeepHammer's clock.
[04/11/14 13:45:23] Darky [120/564] has come upon lipek [570/909] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:29:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/11/14 14:51:19] Darky [111/564] has come upon PeepHammer [26/202] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:33:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/12/14 09:28:06] greycat [778/834] has challenged Darky [556/564] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:59:34 is removed from greycat's clock.
[04/12/14 09:52:20] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:21 towards level 65.
[04/12/14 22:30:59] Adar, Godisme, and Prometheus [1932/2371] have team battled Darky, pekster, and idisjunction [1424/1603] and won! 1 day, 00:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/14 01:32:28] Darky [142/564] has challenged Sweetie [218/286] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:17:22 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/13/14 09:21:44] verrbot [164/283] has challenged Darky [356/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to verrbot's clock.
[04/13/14 20:53:38] Fede, Darky, and Pranker [714/1146] have team battled charitwo, elf, and vegadark [30/1905] and won! 0 days, 00:00:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/14 01:24:09] Darky [125/564] has come upon irix [28/810] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:07:37 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/14/14 09:59:43] Darky [383/564] has come upon irix [368/810] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:55:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/14/14 10:35:10] Darky [411/564] has come upon Cameron_D [621/960] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:38:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/14/14 17:42:14] Spazturtle [179/756] has challenged Darky [396/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:59:14 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[04/14/14 23:57:12] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:37:02 towards level 65.
[04/15/14 06:39:44] Synthetica [27/205] has come upon Darky [76/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:02 is added to Synthetica's clock.
[04/15/14 07:33:11] Darky [12/564] has come upon Beafo [246/277] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:27:36 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/15/14 11:46:44] filinep [302/426] has challenged Darky [301/564] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:50:09 is removed from filinep's clock.
[04/15/14 20:47:10] AndroidVaan, XJR-9, and Darky [74/1726] have team battled IoP, mostlybadfly, and FrodoTheHobbit [881/1190] and lost! 0 days, 18:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/14 02:39:47] tsh [2/943] has challenged Darky [389/564] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to tsh's clock.
[04/16/14 09:52:20] Pici [178/665] has challenged Darky [161/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:12:26 is removed from Pici's clock.
[04/16/14 11:03:27] Killerkid [306/566] has come upon Darky [7/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:40:48 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[04/17/14 10:41:01] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:46:54 is added to his clock.
[04/17/14 17:43:45] blizgerg, Tenorman, and elf [782/2528] have team battled sasaniak, Lenny, and Darky [1045/2384] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/14 23:58:57] Darky was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:01:30 from level 65.
[04/20/14 01:10:04] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:51:53 towards level 65.
[04/20/14 05:15:28] freeboson [714/830] has challenged Darky [356/564] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:43:43 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/21/14 01:38:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 5 days, 09:11:47 toward level 65.
[04/21/14 15:57:13] Darky got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:08:53 from level 65.
[04/21/14 19:47:14] Darky, neurospex, and Birdbones [1647/2442] have team battled Ttech, jeaye, and Tyr [974/1683] and won! 4 days, 09:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/14 18:32:47] Darky [237/564] has come upon ajhgfa [286/433] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/22/14 19:20:39] Darky [195/564] has come upon woonack [239/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:44:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/22/14 19:49:21] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:50 towards level 65.
[04/23/14 02:15:04] Braque, Lenny, and Darky [1797/1946] have team battled Zigtalk, idleOne, and TROGDOR [1545/1565] and won! 0 days, 01:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/14 13:09:55] kaplejon [132/245] has challenged Darky [50/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:22 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[04/24/14 02:50:03] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:14:40 towards level 65.
[04/24/14 06:40:52] Darky [206/564] has challenged Krenz [497/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:37:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/24/14 13:22:25] Darky [57/564] has come upon jca [25/347] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:37:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/25/14 16:55:19] ovf, Boohbah, Darky, and AxForest have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/14 18:08:32] XJR-9, blizgerg, and tsh [58/2583] have team battled Adar, Darky, and skrzyp [1174/1500] and lost! 2 days, 05:07:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/14 09:16:37] Darky [453/564] has come upon dan [301/398] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:25:04 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/29/14 01:23:14] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:20 from level 65.
[04/29/14 10:23:07] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:41 from level 65.
[04/29/14 15:14:52] pfoley [53/643] has challenged Darky [87/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:41 is added to pfoley's clock.
[04/30/14 07:58:16] Darky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:04 from level 65.
[04/30/14 17:30:42] Babar, Cypher, and desspugne [883/2240] have team battled Avon, Darky, and Evanalmightyyy [904/1707] and lost! 0 days, 05:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/14 08:25:51] Darky [356/564] has challenged Doctor [462/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/01/14 20:22:07] Darky [389/564] has come upon prattmic [155/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:12:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/03/14 06:38:18] Avon [523/1021] has challenged Darky [362/564] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:37:06 is removed from Avon's clock.
[05/03/14 14:19:11] droogie [193/209] has challenged Darky [364/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to droogie's clock.
[05/04/14 08:17:58] Darky [529/564] has come upon KennyG [77/253] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/04/14 09:21:24] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:20:37 is added to his clock.
[05/04/14 23:49:21] BlastHardcheese [609/924] has challenged Darky [218/564] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:17:54 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[05/05/14 04:15:16] Fogel, Darky, and Jareeta [1014/2367] have team battled prattmic, Doctor, and nitzer [1058/1414] and lost! 0 days, 18:07:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/14 10:47:25] Darky left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darky's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/14 06:55:21] Meistarin, Godisme, and bairyn [793/2345] have team battled Darky, Alfie, and ajhgfa [159/1576] and won! 2 days, 15:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/14 05:13:12] nitzer [325/475] has challenged Darky [168/558] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:01:25 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[05/08/14 06:13:28] Darky [191/558] has challenged slurms [79/144] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/08/14 17:16:43] rasputo [1062/1087] has challenged Darky [402/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:16:27 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[05/08/14 23:07:48] MartinBlank [411/655] has challenged Darky [179/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from MartinBlank's clock.
[05/10/14 00:59:56] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:27 towards level 65.
[05/10/14 06:27:04] Alfie [361/573] has challenged Darky [557/558] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:00:30 is added to Alfie's clock.
[05/10/14 07:01:46] Darky [106/563] has challenged MontyZuma [676/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/10/14 20:39:32] Kabaka, Valkor, and Virtual [231/2594] have team battled Darky, naori, and naw [140/1640] and won! 0 days, 19:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 04:13:29] Gyran [47/203] has challenged Darky [127/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Gyran's clock.
[05/12/14 16:45:18] aucg [516/695] has challenged Darky [15/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:02:45 is removed from aucg's clock.
[05/13/14 20:50:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 4 days, 02:20:02 toward level 66.
[05/13/14 23:32:28] sasaniak, Darky, and Ulrich [556/1711] have team battled pants, Kabaka, and naw [1083/1506] and lost! 1 day, 07:32:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 09:37:22] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:51 towards level 66.
[05/17/14 18:54:52] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:30:50 towards level 66.
[05/18/14 02:22:41] Darky [304/563] has challenged tsh [36/979] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:20:34 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/18/14 02:22:41] Darky has dealt tsh a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:18:57 is added to tsh's clock.
[05/18/14 12:17:33] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:49:09 towards level 66.
[05/18/14 14:36:06] Darky [161/563] has come upon pfoley [510/685] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:56:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/19/14 14:39:34] Darky [526/563] has come upon vrillusions [563/1072] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:41:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/20/14 14:40:49] Darky [333/563] has challenged Barry [199/538] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:22:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/20/14 15:37:47] nickware [233/475] has challenged Darky [515/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to nickware's clock.
[05/21/14 05:50:35] sartan, ajhgfa, and SpamMage [1546/2027] have team battled Prometheus, SkyLlama, and Darky [367/1411] and won! 0 days, 05:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/14 06:52:47] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:35:51 is added to his clock.
[05/21/14 19:07:01] Darky [304/563] has come upon elf [341/822] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:57:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/22/14 07:06:30] Krenz [551/815] has challenged Darky [413/563] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[05/22/14 08:44:01] Darky [226/563] has come upon felipe [450/635] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:01:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/23/14 14:09:08] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/14 06:41:45] Darky, G33KY, and Cameron_D [999/1956] have team battled allo, neurospex, and r00f [80/2186] and won! 0 days, 11:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 12:24:10] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:45:27 towards level 66.
[05/24/14 16:42:36] XJR-9, gideonstar, and Jareeta [2115/2364] have team battled Darky, IoP, and honkybonky [1296/1304] and won! 3 days, 23:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 21:11:39] Darky [445/568] has challenged idisjunction [471/561] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/25/14 02:25:38] Simie, naw, and dxrt [210/2095] have team battled Darky, simple, and Doctor [148/1556] and won! 0 days, 03:03:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 07:07:13] Cypher, nitzer, brentwalther, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/14 07:23:21] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:29:17 is added to his clock.
[05/27/14 03:19:55] Darky [203/568] has come upon Shayanjm [474/501] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:56:01 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/27/14 06:55:15] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:57:22 is added to his clock.
[05/29/14 07:43:50] Darky [436/568] has challenged Scar3cr0w [185/720] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:52:59 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/29/14 13:23:25] Fogel, BlastHardcheese, and rym_ [318/2151] have team battled Darky, Babar, and Killerkid [355/2059] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/14 11:22:32] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:28 towards level 66.
[05/30/14 13:04:20] sjefen6, Darky, and Nathan [142/1517] have team battled Lenny, FrodoTheHobbit, and Dreadlish [1017/2210] and lost! 2 days, 13:56:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/14 06:21:34] Darky [46/568] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [962/1013] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:56:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/24/14 01:29:01] Darky [48/568] has come upon kork [222/232] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:11:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/24/14 09:52:41] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:45 towards level 66.
[07/24/14 11:58:09] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:48 towards level 66.
[07/28/14 05:59:22] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:30 towards level 66.
[07/28/14 08:07:02] PiotrekD [405/606] has challenged Darky [524/568] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[07/29/14 00:20:55] TauPan [167/355] has challenged Darky [165/568] in combat and won! 19 days, 02:19:23 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[07/29/14 03:28:08] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:06:58 is added to his clock.
[07/29/14 20:11:19] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:30:04 towards level 66.
[07/30/14 00:46:09] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:04:30 is added to his clock.
[07/30/14 16:10:37] Simie, Birdbones, a1291762, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/14 09:36:23] keeper_c [880/1072] has challenged Darky [418/568] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:55:01 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[07/31/14 20:33:03] pixelate [172/239] has challenged Darky [58/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:49 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[07/31/14 20:48:13] abrkn [107/217] has challenged Darky [230/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to abrkn's clock.
[07/31/14 23:57:45] gipyelrah, ovf, Boohbah, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/14 15:12:18] Trondby, Darky, and h00k [1668/1742] have team battled droogie, kaplejon, and discopig [275/1466] and won! 0 days, 01:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/14 08:48:10] Darky reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/14 09:49:29] digitaldonk [118/770] has challenged Darky [2/573] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:47:39 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[08/02/14 12:50:17] zbart [149/526] has challenged Darky [249/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:16 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/03/14 15:20:16] kork, TheRub, and Boohbah [787/963] have team battled SpamMage, Darky, and r00f [1077/1566] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/14 23:38:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 1 day, 19:29:53 toward level 66.
[08/05/14 07:35:39] elf [7/834] has come upon Darky [480/573] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:26:07 is added to elf's clock.
[08/06/14 08:08:24] Darky [14/573] has come upon Derpy [127/370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:51:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/07/14 08:22:02] Darky [328/573] has challenged Mateusz [190/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/07/14 15:19:55] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:48 towards level 66.
[08/07/14 17:10:51] Darky stole Plasmastar's level 44 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 31 set of leggings behind, which Plasmastar then takes.
[08/08/14 09:06:07] Darky [33/585] has come upon rmbell.the.great [529/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/08/14 11:29:28] Darky [215/585] has challenged kenyon [150/1016] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:22:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/09/14 17:48:04] Darky [83/585] has come upon MetaNova [297/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/09/14 18:26:21] Darky [381/585] has come upon woonack [203/760] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/09/14 21:21:27] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:30 from level 66.
[08/10/14 17:05:20] Darky met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:29 from level 66.
[08/10/14 18:44:26] Darky [391/600] has challenged adamus1red [281/858] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/11/14 00:46:02] Darky [69/600] has challenged gipyelrah [441/898] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:02:54 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/12/14 08:58:36] Darky [276/600] has come upon TheRub [58/327] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:10:04 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/12/14 09:51:57] Darky [96/600] has come upon lipek [201/1008] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:39:03 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/12/14 19:58:08] Darky [532/600] has challenged paysties [542/556] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:12:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/12/14 20:59:51] Darky [47/600] has come upon dyreshark [65/175] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:43:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/12/14 22:37:20] spillere [225/365] has challenged Darky [501/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to spillere's clock.
[08/12/14 23:27:31] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:48:01 towards level 67.
[08/13/14 22:56:26] pipework [53/101] has challenged Darky [13/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:00 is removed from pipework's clock.
[08/14/14 12:15:11] cxz [147/252] has challenged Darky [421/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to cxz's clock.
[08/14/14 20:56:07] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:53:18 is added to his clock.
[08/15/14 00:06:19] Sheena [171/403] has challenged Darky [79/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from Sheena's clock.
[08/15/14 03:01:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 22 days, 14:13:12 toward level 67.
[08/15/14 04:14:43] Darky [19/600] has challenged Ttech [246/1302] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:45:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/15/14 05:16:31] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:20:32 towards level 67.
[08/15/14 11:46:03] Darky [271/612] has come upon dyreshark [53/195] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:42:43 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/15/14 20:58:37] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:42 towards level 67.
[08/19/14 08:58:35] ShadowE989 [65/103] has challenged Darky [283/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to ShadowE989's clock.
[08/19/14 23:43:01] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:28 towards level 67.
[08/20/14 05:52:49] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:38:08 towards level 67.
[08/20/14 09:25:08] Darky [373/612] has challenged yawgmoth [373/487] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:41:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/21/14 00:45:37] Darky [74/612] has come upon Nathan [373/498] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:49:33 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/21/14 12:52:59] Darky [70/612] has come upon archlich [151/693] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:23:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/21/14 19:45:12] Valkor [473/899] has challenged Darky [609/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to Valkor's clock.
[08/22/14 11:33:44] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:42 towards level 67.
[08/24/14 02:07:49] lovek323, Darky, and discopig [1054/1329] have team battled TehKitti, dxrt, and Sheena [680/1549] and won! 0 days, 13:56:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/14 03:48:10] Darky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:02:53 from level 67.
[08/24/14 04:45:04] idisjunction, SchrodingersScat, and Darky [1346/2241] have team battled gravis, Revi, and Diesel [1035/1157] and won! 0 days, 07:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/14 07:00:23] ShadowE989 [166/278] has challenged Darky [453/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to ShadowE989's clock.
[08/25/14 02:55:14] Darky [136/612] has challenged agrajag [97/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:04:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/25/14 14:26:00] Doctor [22/553] has challenged Darky [139/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Doctor's clock.
[08/26/14 08:03:49] Darky [429/612] has challenged IdleBot [260/1397] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:11:43 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/26/14 15:16:20] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:03 towards level 67.
[08/27/14 20:16:27] honkybonky [317/658] has challenged Darky [405/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:52 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[08/28/14 07:04:23] Darky [531/612] has come upon Gunther [269/441] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:54:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/28/14 17:44:54] Darky saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:47:59 from level 67.
[08/29/14 04:04:09] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:09 towards level 67.
[08/30/14 03:26:12] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:21 towards level 67.
[08/30/14 04:10:32] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:19:27 is added to his clock.
[08/30/14 17:39:35] Darky [119/612] has challenged Babar [337/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:54:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/31/14 12:44:38] rmbell.the.great [642/733] has challenged Darky [326/612] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:00:49 is removed from rmbell.the.great's clock.
[09/01/14 03:21:16] Darky [358/612] has come upon Babar [160/887] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:50:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/01/14 11:42:36] Vegitha [72/272] has challenged Darky [368/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Vegitha's clock.
[09/02/14 03:55:42] Darky [467/612] has challenged honkybonky [394/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:12 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/03/14 20:09:13] idleOne [276/913] has challenged Darky [98/612] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:08:26 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[09/04/14 05:36:01] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:36 towards level 67.
[09/04/14 22:17:56] SpamMage, cudaman73, and argus [598/1774] have team battled eva42, irix, and Darky [1522/1855] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/14 10:44:40] Anderson [132/242] has challenged Darky [335/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Anderson's clock.
[09/05/14 13:18:10] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/14 09:31:08] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:12:24 is added to his clock.
[09/06/14 09:49:25] Darky [139/618] has challenged pipework [38/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:30:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/06/14 11:49:57] Darky [425/618] has challenged ovf [175/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/07/14 12:57:49] Darky [41/618] has come upon dindinx [393/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/08/14 01:07:38] AKBlindy [309/511] has challenged Darky [162/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[09/08/14 01:07:38] AKBlindy has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:30:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/08/14 09:02:30] SpamMage [531/650] has challenged Darky [272/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:01:16 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[09/08/14 11:03:02] Darky [373/618] has challenged Beavis [786/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/08/14 18:05:08] Frogging101 [226/366] has challenged Darky [316/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:10 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[09/09/14 05:59:36] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:24 from level 67.
[09/10/14 03:57:37] Jens, Virtual, and G33KY [761/2503] have team battled Darky, pants, and Doctor [1374/1669] and lost! 1 day, 08:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/14 20:23:27] Darky [452/618] has challenged nitzer [152/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:06 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/11/14 02:25:17] Charris [299/389] has challenged Darky [340/618] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:43:19 is added to Charris's clock.
[09/12/14 02:15:29] Darky [174/618] has come upon Gunther [207/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/13/14 02:49:30] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:00 towards level 67.
[09/13/14 13:14:24] Darky, Cypher, and gipyelrah [334/2077] have team battled AngryParsley, discopig, and Lenny [122/2299] and won! 0 days, 09:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/14 18:28:01] Darky stole pipework's level 31 charm while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 30 charm behind, which pipework then takes.
[09/13/14 22:46:17] Meistarin [74/864] has challenged Darky [72/619] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:09:15 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[09/16/14 04:53:26] Darky [507/619] has challenged DemosDemon [539/608] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/16/14 12:17:25] Stoertebeker [13/398] has challenged Darky [111/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Stoertebeker's clock.
[09/17/14 08:20:52] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:08:12 towards level 68.
[09/17/14 13:11:06] Str1ngS [14/400] has challenged Darky [523/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:00 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[09/18/14 13:58:31] Darky [371/619] has come upon MontyZuma [255/855] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:12:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/18/14 22:03:53] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:14 towards level 68.
[09/19/14 18:58:33] Doctor, tinpusher, and Darky [54/1438] have team battled cxz, discopig, and Totengeist [113/1155] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/14 22:23:21] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:05:33 towards level 68.
[09/21/14 07:29:10] phy1729 [181/367] has challenged Darky [52/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:22 is removed from phy1729's clock.
[09/21/14 10:39:29] Darky [50/619] has challenged argus [414/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:23:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/22/14 07:45:13] G33KY [203/574] has challenged Darky [552/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:19 is added to G33KY's clock.
[09/22/14 22:46:55] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:05:30 towards level 68.
[09/24/14 15:26:20] paklido [104/547] has challenged Darky [228/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to paklido's clock.
[09/24/14 16:17:16] vegadark, bigjay, and Zifre [962/1670] have team battled Darky, TauPan, and Vegitha [1289/1336] and lost! 0 days, 15:21:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/14 00:51:27] Darky [227/619] has come upon advocatus [193/378] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:48:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/25/14 08:26:33] Darky [582/619] has come upon tmberg [230/898] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:57:32 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/25/14 12:57:30] Darky [416/619] has come upon Gunther [427/557] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:57:35 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/25/14 20:32:01] Sir_Mobber [65/265] has challenged Darky [208/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Sir_Mobber's clock.
[09/25/14 23:14:36] Darky [349/619] has challenged Agent86 [239/400] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/27/14 12:25:32] greycat [563/847] has challenged Darky [342/619] in combat and won! 19 days, 22:42:55 is removed from greycat's clock.
[09/27/14 17:20:16] Darky [2/619] has come upon Totengeist [68/336] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:53:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/28/14 08:50:46] Darky [230/619] has come upon Meistarin [568/867] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/28/14 22:22:40] discopig, Darky, and PiotrekD [1657/1777] have team battled Cysioland, Ttech, and keeper_c [2448/2617] and lost! 0 days, 19:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/14 22:19:47] Darky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/14 08:16:24] brentwalther, sasaniak, and pants [3/2075] have team battled kaplejon, yawgmoth, and Darky [564/1567] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/14 09:03:22] Darky [209/609] has come upon brendan [26/419] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:10:20 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/01/14 14:29:30] aarontc, eva42, and Jens [1756/1849] have team battled Frogging101, Darky, and ElectRo [438/2279] and won! 0 days, 11:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/14 21:17:32] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:45:47 towards level 68.
[10/03/14 04:06:52] theblazehen [297/366] has come upon Darky [78/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:37 is removed from theblazehen's clock.
[10/03/14 13:19:45] Darky [184/609] has come upon Fluttershy [295/379] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:24:28 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/04/14 15:10:18] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:17:12 towards level 68.
[10/06/14 17:49:58] pants, kensington, and w3stside [289/1311] have team battled Sir_Mobber, FrodoTheHobbit, and Darky [1427/1747] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/14 00:23:08] gr0w [310/343] has challenged Darky [181/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from gr0w's clock.
[10/08/14 07:51:44] Darky [278/609] has come upon duke [23/280] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:38:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/08/14 13:01:33] ChiefRA [388/557] has challenged Darky [518/609] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:47:28 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[10/08/14 19:34:43] Darky [397/609] has come upon sartan [403/1024] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/08/14 20:53:03] Darky [129/609] has come upon gipyelrah [294/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:32:02 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/10/14 04:48:16] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:15:32 is added to his clock.
[10/10/14 13:27:16] w3stside [190/354] has challenged Darky [165/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from w3stside's clock.
[10/11/14 13:23:18] Darky [80/609] has challenged theblazehen [129/384] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/12/14 04:19:39] kaplejon, gr0w, woonack, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/14 12:09:09] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:50:53 is added to his clock.
[10/14/14 23:09:22] soverycoolyeah [78/212] has challenged Darky [491/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to soverycoolyeah's clock.
[10/17/14 04:07:03] Darky [29/609] has challenged Hydrogenum [694/967] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:28:04 is added to Darky's clock.

[10/17/14 19:55:14] Darky [243/609] has come upon simple [459/481] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/18/14 17:36:09] Darky [70/609] has come upon idisjunction [550/828] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:05:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/21/14 05:13:53] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:07 towards level 68.
[10/21/14 06:59:06] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/14 14:42:49] Fluttershy [61/412] has challenged Darky [490/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:26:48 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[10/24/14 18:10:32] Darky [63/615] has challenged PiotrekD [54/783] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:53:27 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/25/14 06:39:06] Curlybear [174/232] has challenged Darky [191/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[10/26/14 08:57:29] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:30:01 is added to his clock.
[10/26/14 22:32:27] Curlybear, Vargink, and Tenorman [1431/1551] have team battled Birdbones, r00f, and Darky [1803/1881] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/14 01:12:53] lolwut, MontyZuma, and Darky [968/2372] have team battled kapherine, kaplejon, and Fluttershy [760/1108] and won! 2 days, 23:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/14 05:37:44] Darky [395/615] has come upon pants [283/504] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:16:28 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/27/14 06:27:10] Darky [127/615] has challenged yasdorian [556/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/28/14 03:17:08] Darky [329/615] has come upon bairyn [368/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:06:02 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/28/14 07:34:18] Darky [85/615] has challenged VonGuard [34/604] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:17 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/29/14 09:05:15] Darky [493/615] has come upon CRowen [298/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/29/14 12:35:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 00:45:22 from level 68.
[10/30/14 07:48:47] Nathan [69/484] has challenged Darky [122/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:26 is added to Nathan's clock.
[10/31/14 10:56:45] Darky [185/615] has challenged kenyon [920/1125] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:00:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/31/14 14:57:58] Darky [191/615] has challenged Totengeist [329/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:49:33 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/31/14 16:58:36] idisjunction [751/814] has challenged Darky [12/615] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:28:41 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/31/14 17:55:17] Darky [156/615] has come upon duke [272/368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:13:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/01/14 00:25:13] Darky [286/615] has come upon Revi [305/489] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:27:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/01/14 20:23:29] grooverider, Sir_Mobber, MadHatter, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/14 04:35:34] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:00 towards level 68.
[11/02/14 08:13:05] Darky [171/615] has come upon Sir_Mobber [263/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:32:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/02/14 08:52:37] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:41 from level 68.
[11/02/14 13:31:46] godog [180/395] has challenged Darky [14/615] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:25 is removed from godog's clock.
[11/03/14 04:16:14] Birdbones [650/868] has challenged Darky [424/615] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:00:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/03/14 13:47:31] Silvanus_Betrium [21/160] has challenged Darky [377/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/03/14 17:20:15] Krenz [152/858] has challenged Darky [156/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:08:04 is added to Krenz's clock.
[11/04/14 10:16:10] Darky, brentwalther, and elf [798/2298] have team battled grooverider, yasdorian, and Skarn [1146/1671] and lost! 1 day, 23:22:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/14 19:32:51] Darky, AxForest, and greycat [944/2180] have team battled charitwo, VonGuard, and shandor [1303/1479] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/14 21:29:27] Simie, Darky, and Kinsmir [1658/2060] have team battled Vandervir, jeaye, and MontyZuma [1261/1730] and won! 2 days, 08:06:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/14 22:29:45] ph00ktastic, Darky, and Gizmokid2005 [1468/1898] have team battled pipework, grooverider, and Vandervir [1065/1663] and won! 0 days, 00:18:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/14 23:01:17] Recnamoruen [72/80] has challenged Darky [92/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Recnamoruen's clock.
[11/05/14 00:08:26] Darky [344/615] has come upon Plasmastar [127/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:51:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/05/14 08:32:25] Darky [121/615] has challenged CFSworks [719/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/05/14 09:51:54] Darky [531/615] has come upon Kinsmir [175/592] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:23:32 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/05/14 16:26:29] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:30 towards level 68.
[11/06/14 02:29:09] Silvanus_Betrium [80/254] has challenged Darky [79/615] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/06/14 05:39:24] Darky [538/615] has challenged pixelate [413/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:24:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/06/14 11:26:24] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:44 from level 68.
[11/07/14 07:21:52] agrajag [166/428] has come upon Darky [207/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:53 is added to agrajag's clock.
[11/07/14 14:28:34] Gunther, tiwake, and Agent86 [1095/1941] have team battled Darky, shandor, and edo [159/1274] and won! 0 days, 22:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/14 14:54:33] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:53 towards level 68.
[11/08/14 13:20:11] Darky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:55:48 from level 68.
[11/09/14 16:06:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 1 day, 00:31:11 toward level 68.
[11/11/14 00:17:56] Ttech [315/1263] has challenged Darky [462/615] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:06:15 is added to Ttech's clock.
[11/11/14 01:26:11] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:45 towards level 68.
[11/11/14 16:15:01] Darky [204/625] has challenged tiwake [285/925] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/12/14 02:25:58] Darky [618/625] has challenged jeaye [208/586] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:05:45 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/12/14 23:42:25] Shayanjm, w3stside, and vegadark [347/1410] have team battled alexj, IdleMaster, and Darky [203/1448] and won! 0 days, 06:34:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/14 14:09:59] Darky died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:48:34 from level 69.
[11/14/14 00:49:04] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:24:13 is added to his clock.
[11/14/14 06:47:57] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:23:30 from level 69.
[11/16/14 12:11:57] Vargink, Cameron_D, and Meistarin [2336/2453] have team battled ruan, yano, and Darky [1227/2543] and won! 1 day, 20:27:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/14 23:02:07] Zaratustra [497/555] has challenged Darky [290/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:47:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/16/14 23:02:07] Zaratustra has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 14 days, 04:04:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/17/14 07:40:40] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:29:47 towards level 69.
[11/17/14 09:15:18] Darky ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:13:30 from level 69.
[11/17/14 17:06:49] Darky [248/629] has come upon MetaNova [261/557] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:48:53 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/18/14 19:16:09] Diesel [190/399] has challenged Darky [444/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:47:03 is added to Diesel's clock.
[11/19/14 09:26:35] Darky [406/629] has come upon Kabaka [25/475] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 22:32:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/22/14 15:20:01] Derpy, gipyelrah, and Birdbones [1068/2442] have team battled allo, Darky, and Gizmokid2005 [1180/2132] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/14 16:35:52] Kartoffelsuppe [409/467] has challenged Darky [21/629] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[11/22/14 18:46:53] Sixbierehomme, Darky, and verrbot [12/1625] have team battled spillere, SchrodingersScat, and Gunther [1805/2166] and lost! 0 days, 19:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/14 06:49:56] Darky [614/629] has challenged Wayneoween [65/609] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:43:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/23/14 12:21:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 8 days, 01:22:13 toward level 69.
[11/23/14 13:24:55] Darky [592/629] has come upon vrillusions [693/1091] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:40:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/23/14 16:53:02] simple [349/500] has challenged Darky [437/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:38:08 is added to simple's clock.
[11/23/14 22:54:55] argus [477/786] has challenged Darky [175/629] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:47:37 is removed from argus's clock.
[11/24/14 14:17:20] Darky [353/629] has come upon Sir_Mobber [236/516] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:15:37 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/25/14 12:57:05] Darky [131/629] has come upon Nathan [111/475] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:33:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/26/14 20:16:57] Darky [450/629] has challenged brentwalther [23/839] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:22:25 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/27/14 17:40:12] Cypher, CornFly, and RBecker [47/1326] have team battled discopig, greycat, and Darky [1358/1841] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/14 19:42:17] edo [381/437] has challenged Darky [628/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to edo's clock.
[11/30/14 21:19:24] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:25:22 towards level 69.
[12/03/14 03:52:15] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:22:54 towards level 69.
[12/04/14 20:47:24] pfoley, pixelate, and Darky [1415/1696] have team battled nitzer, sjefen6, and jeaye [1055/1445] and won! 0 days, 09:53:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/14 01:55:42] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:53:12 is added to his clock.
[12/05/14 23:33:52] Darky [356/629] has come upon MetaNova [485/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:58:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/06/14 00:18:23] Shr3k, a1291762, and greycat [342/2094] have team battled CornFly, Darky, and dindinx [1575/1649] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/14 14:32:35] Darky [187/629] has challenged mthw [502/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:54:54 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/06/14 16:31:58] Darky lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:38:43 from level 69.
[12/06/14 18:21:40] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:32 towards level 69.
[12/07/14 07:32:28] SchrodingersScat [751/849] has challenged Darky [162/629] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[12/07/14 14:07:46] Darky set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:01:31 from level 69.
[12/07/14 17:41:15] davidfg4 [102/529] has challenged Darky [564/629] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:40:22 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[12/10/14 06:14:47] Totengeist, edo, and MontyZuma [706/1861] have team battled honkybonky, Darky, and paklido [111/2008] and won! 0 days, 01:52:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/14 13:10:56] Darky [158/629] has challenged SirMonkeybox [207/644] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:05:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/11/14 16:19:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 22 days, 13:19:06 toward level 69.
[12/11/14 21:21:58] CFSworks, Egypt, and kenyon [1176/2222] have team battled dindinx, Xpktro, and Darky [107/1591] and won! 0 days, 00:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/14 01:21:40] Curlybear [299/444] has challenged Darky [491/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[12/14/14 10:23:46] Gunther, Glorfindel, and MadHatter [116/1827] have team battled Darky, AbrahamLinksys, and Avon [1869/2220] and lost! 0 days, 23:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/14 18:28:44] CoasterToaster [6/32] has challenged Darky [420/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to CoasterToaster's clock.
[12/14/14 20:37:32] Darky [162/629] has come upon edo [224/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:29:32 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/15/14 14:42:54] Darky [109/629] has challenged Jeran [434/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/16/14 01:46:38] Sir_Lemming [119/508] has challenged Darky [622/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:55 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/16/14 04:45:38] Darky, Kartoffelsuppe, and CRowen [1111/1688] have team battled Alfie, DiCEr1904, and MetaNova [1277/1534] and lost! 0 days, 13:54:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/14 05:40:01] Sir_Mobber, keeper_c, and archlich [476/2398] have team battled Darky, pants, and Yankee [162/1904] and won! 0 days, 07:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 06:48:14] Plasmastar [137/464] has challenged Darky [570/629] in combat and lost! 24 days, 03:53:49 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[12/16/14 07:07:29] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:16 towards level 69.
[12/16/14 16:09:51] Darky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:20 from level 69.
[12/17/14 00:02:34] Darky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/14 11:29:12] Darky [375/620] has come upon eva42 [436/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:27:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/19/14 06:52:01] Darky left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Darky's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.

[12/22/14 15:50:23] Darky stole Andries's level 36 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 35 pair of gloves behind, which Andries then takes.
[12/23/14 04:44:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 5 days, 03:05:39 toward level 69.
[12/23/14 10:23:40] Darky [45/613] has come upon MadHatter [175/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/23/14 19:11:33] paklido [326/681] has challenged Darky [33/613] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:42:15 is removed from paklido's clock.
[12/23/14 19:33:08] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:19 towards level 69.
[12/24/14 10:24:42] idisjunction, Darky, and csssuf [225/1913] have team battled mishka_san, kensington, and grooverider [916/1436] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 13:16:48] Darky [117/613] has challenged Hydrogenum [807/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:17 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/24/14 13:39:13] Curlybear, L235, and Eksarion [735/1202] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, Ladon, and Darky [1244/1940] and lost! 0 days, 15:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 15:17:26] zbart [356/533] has challenged Darky [291/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:07 is removed from zbart's clock.
[12/25/14 16:01:00] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:53 towards level 69.
[12/27/14 07:32:10] Totengeist, Gizmokid2005, and CRowen [2019/2129] have team battled Glorfindel, discopig, and Darky [1214/1450] and won! 0 days, 16:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 00:25:25] Darky [308/613] has challenged grooverider [921/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/29/14 08:35:24] Darky [595/613] has challenged pekster [187/562] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/29/14 11:11:27] Darky [91/613] has come upon pipework [248/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/29/14 13:35:07] AkTiV [1/3] has challenged Darky [489/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to AkTiV's clock.
[12/31/14 02:27:25] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:33 towards level 69.
[12/31/14 03:50:42] Darky [101/613] has challenged Ttech [472/1312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:57:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/03/15 04:43:41] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:46 towards level 69.
[01/04/15 19:49:54] Jeb [67/116] has challenged Darky [606/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Jeb's clock.
[01/04/15 21:05:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 15:29:38 toward level 69.
[01/06/15 04:32:52] Darky [154/613] has challenged identd [327/585] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/07/15 23:46:26] shandor [432/636] has come upon Darky [500/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:00 is added to shandor's clock.
[01/08/15 16:09:25] Darky [306/613] has challenged Tamini [23/250] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:53:36 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/09/15 05:13:22] Darky [572/613] has challenged Fluttershy [587/725] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:58:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/09/15 18:27:26] jse [37/240] has challenged Darky [23/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:30 is removed from jse's clock.
[01/09/15 19:35:25] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:38:03 towards level 70.
[01/10/15 00:46:54] blizgerg, Darky, and discopig [1846/1876] have team battled XJR-9, mthw, and SpamMage [42/2042] and won! 0 days, 04:42:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/15 11:22:28] AKBlindy [369/606] has challenged Darky [125/613] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:33:00 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[01/11/15 06:17:47] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:03:51 towards level 70.
[01/11/15 13:30:18] Darky [592/613] has challenged TheMadHatter [274/440] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:36:32 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/11/15 15:40:32] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:29:33 towards level 70.
[01/11/15 16:18:56] bogdan [25/59] has challenged Darky [265/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to bogdan's clock.
[01/12/15 00:40:25] Darky [355/613] has come upon bairyn [400/523] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:39:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/12/15 03:23:39] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:31:09 towards level 70.
[01/12/15 21:19:42] Budzogan [90/152] has challenged Darky [576/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[01/12/15 23:19:50] Zanoab [331/472] has come upon Darky [88/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:28 is removed from Zanoab's clock.
[01/13/15 09:43:52] Darky [61/613] has challenged rotta [43/259] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:10:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/13/15 15:30:13] Darky [498/613] has come upon bogdan [14/204] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:08:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/14/15 03:49:47] Darky [339/613] has challenged Majak [267/397] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:37:51 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/14/15 07:36:33] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:17 towards level 70.
[01/15/15 06:34:03] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:18 towards level 70.
[01/15/15 07:22:01] Darky [365/613] has come upon Cameron_D [247/1042] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:42:31 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/16/15 08:01:51] mishka_san [50/311] has challenged Darky [272/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to mishka_san's clock.
[01/17/15 11:17:02] LordH, neurospex, and Darky [391/2072] have team battled TauPan, sedrik, and AKBlindy [106/1560] and won! 0 days, 14:29:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/15 03:25:26] Darky, davidfg4, and TauPan [388/1665] have team battled neurospex, lipek, and MetaNova [558/2672] and lost! 4 days, 13:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 08:45:06] Darky set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:04:19 from level 70.
[01/18/15 12:23:10] Kartoffelsuppe [50/635] has challenged Darky [493/613] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:38 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[01/18/15 20:02:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 4 days, 00:50:09 toward level 70.
[01/18/15 21:32:14] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/15 19:03:20] Darky [271/620] has come upon andrewhuntley [83/428] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:27:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/21/15 13:08:41] Darky [302/620] has come upon Sprort [196/301] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:39:28 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/21/15 15:18:31] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:23 towards level 70.
[01/21/15 18:11:42] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:36 towards level 70.
[01/23/15 09:03:49] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:39 towards level 70.
[01/23/15 18:11:27] brendan, Darky, and gipyelrah [1762/2301] have team battled Danthemandoo, tiwake, and blizgerg [167/2411] and won! 1 day, 20:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/15 07:53:45] Darky [250/620] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [356/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:30:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/24/15 13:13:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 21:14:15 toward level 70.
[01/24/15 15:55:57] Darky [563/620] has challenged kaplejon [168/491] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:12:05 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/25/15 00:58:13] Darky [534/620] has come upon blizgerg [150/937] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:47:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/27/15 08:32:31] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:26:47 is added to his clock.
[01/29/15 12:17:36] Darky [384/620] has challenged Majak [221/397] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:40:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/30/15 01:19:42] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:33 from level 70.
[01/30/15 19:27:40] Darky [376/620] has challenged Birdbones [350/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:48 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/30/15 21:57:26] Darky [397/620] has come upon Shagia [81/287] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:19:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/31/15 05:48:16] Shagia [81/287] has challenged Darky [412/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Shagia's clock.
[02/01/15 02:38:03] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:05 towards level 70.
[02/01/15 22:55:37] naw [282/524] has come upon Darky [90/620] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:45:42 is removed from naw's clock.
[02/02/15 23:56:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 08:08:24 toward level 70.
[02/03/15 14:45:58] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:35:35 is added to his clock.
[02/04/15 22:43:51] Darky [552/614] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [575/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:04:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/05/15 15:13:51] Lucien [379/406] has challenged Darky [569/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:03 is added to Lucien's clock.
[02/06/15 14:10:14] Darky [228/614] has come upon XenGi [278/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/08/15 13:26:37] Darky set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:06 from level 70.
[02/10/15 21:57:44] damyan, Darky, and yasdorian [561/1766] have team battled kork, charitwo, and renopt [1240/1298] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/15 07:44:32] Darky [103/614] has come upon Weedle [209/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/12/15 08:11:58] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:50:54 is added to his clock.
[02/13/15 18:11:13] charitwo, Misza, and Toagac [1272/1721] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Darky, and Pici [582/2078] and won! 1 day, 02:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/15 19:20:22] mthw [255/688] has challenged Darky [526/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:23 is added to mthw's clock.
[02/13/15 20:18:01] Darky [324/614] has come upon yano [358/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/14/15 04:10:22] Crazycatlady [144/223] has challenged Darky [145/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/14/15 04:23:28] Darky [409/614] has challenged Shagia [73/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:58:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/15/15 23:35:34] Darky [328/614] has come upon Krenz [106/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/17/15 01:17:47] Mateusz, Darky, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1949/2251] have team battled NezumiRyu, nfsnobody, and suterismus [1160/1914] and won! 0 days, 08:56:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 02:59:47] twohlix [152/570] has come upon Darky [72/614] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:03:28 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[02/17/15 13:27:29] Darky, Pici, and irix [1579/2106] have team battled naw, Krenz, and Ennd [220/1957] and won! 0 days, 16:44:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 06:04:19] fattrat [460/523] has challenged Darky [254/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:27:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/20/15 21:58:15] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:19 towards level 70.
[02/21/15 06:00:52] Darky [276/614] has challenged Glorfindel [290/511] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/21/15 14:12:28] Darky [387/614] has come upon MontyZuma [566/914] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:17:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/22/15 08:46:46] Darky [300/614] has come upon IdleMaster [211/391] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:06:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/22/15 18:44:50] Darky [493/614] has come upon iViLe [791/940] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:29:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/22/15 20:33:44] Darky [498/614] has challenged yasdorian [766/797] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:43:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/23/15 19:41:36] zbart [210/526] has challenged Darky [48/614] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:00:52 is removed from zbart's clock.
[02/24/15 15:20:03] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:46:32 towards level 71.
[02/24/15 23:28:19] Glorfindel, sparrowhawk, and andrewhuntley [148/1244] have team battled Darky, filinep, and Meistarin [48/1886] and won! 0 days, 06:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/15 05:27:32] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:13:59 towards level 71.
[02/25/15 10:55:05] kensington [346/446] has challenged Darky [260/614] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:43:39 is removed from kensington's clock.
[02/26/15 00:07:47] ProgramMax [189/365] has challenged Darky [250/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to ProgramMax's clock.
[02/26/15 05:50:07] Darky [78/614] has come upon Nofew [313/425] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:23:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/26/15 08:23:04] jenksy [13/268] has challenged Darky [457/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/27/15 14:22:43] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:49:59 towards level 71.
[03/01/15 17:07:39] Andries, renopt, and Darky [261/1522] have team battled Agent86, Majak, and Danthemandoo [1410/1545] and lost! 0 days, 12:07:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 01:42:21] Darky [8/614] has challenged tmberg [119/892] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:39:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/03/15 15:57:25] Darky stole yano's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 40 charm behind, which yano then takes.
[03/03/15 16:35:33] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:27:14 is added to his clock.
[03/05/15 22:39:57] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:28:41 from level 71.
[03/05/15 23:31:45] Lucien, Darky, and naw [1150/1591] have team battled gipyelrah, Budzogan, and honkybonky [1641/2084] and lost! 1 day, 20:23:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/15 23:23:06] dwfreed [461/539] has challenged Darky [569/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:49:07 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/08/15 14:15:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 4 days, 21:45:33 toward level 71.
[03/09/15 17:54:59] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:07:35 towards level 71.
[03/10/15 01:25:34] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:17:40 towards level 71.
[03/10/15 01:39:59] Darky [512/621] has challenged keeper_c [269/1065] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:11:45 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/12/15 03:08:35] L235, m0shbear, and ChiefRA [920/1769] have team battled Frogging101, Kartoffelsuppe, and Darky [939/2027] and lost! 1 day, 07:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/15 10:02:48] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:05 towards level 71.
[03/12/15 14:05:07] naw, Endust, and MontyZuma [70/1929] have team battled gravis, suterismus, and Darky [2132/2266] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/15 14:09:18] Darky [242/621] has come upon argus [250/694] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:45:43 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/14/15 14:17:43] fattrat [260/530] has challenged Darky [529/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:56:45 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/15/15 23:59:54] Darky lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:33:23 from level 71.
[03/17/15 01:16:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 6 days, 19:11:06 toward level 71.
[03/17/15 09:14:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 12 days, 19:37:00 toward level 71.
[03/17/15 20:58:23] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:09 towards level 71.
[03/18/15 00:40:26] Darky [3/621] has come upon Wir [77/334] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/19/15 10:25:29] CatBug [197/283] has challenged Darky [57/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from CatBug's clock.
[03/21/15 18:26:55] Darky [423/621] has come upon Krenz [790/932] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:15:48 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/22/15 02:51:34] Darky, Zaratustra, and Hydrogenum [62/2158] have team battled Akuma_no_Tsubasa, soltys, and Ladon [461/1367] and lost! 2 days, 14:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/15 16:19:22] theemstra [165/290] has come upon Darky [426/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/23/15 14:18:42] Darky [363/621] has come upon ToxicMouse [381/552] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/23/15 18:47:48] Darky [185/621] has come upon Syloq [239/312] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:23:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/23/15 21:27:44] Asara [257/396] has challenged Darky [522/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/24/15 08:17:51] Pinky [42/63] has challenged Darky [249/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Pinky's clock.
[03/24/15 15:41:29] Darky [558/621] has challenged bairyn [202/523] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:27:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/25/15 13:32:08] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:01:56 is added to his clock.
[03/26/15 14:04:44] G33KY, Darky, and dindinx [149/2141] have team battled honkybonky, Nayru, and XJR-9 [906/1896] and lost! 3 days, 15:37:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/15 02:01:48] davidfg4 [303/938] has challenged Darky [239/621] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:53:50 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[03/27/15 15:00:15] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:48:10 from level 71.
[03/27/15 21:08:34] Virtual [265/1082] has challenged Darky [606/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:07 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/28/15 00:51:01] Darky reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/15 06:48:38] Darky set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:35:22 from level 71.
[03/29/15 02:21:20] Silvanus_Betrium [329/485] has challenged Darky [616/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:53 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[03/30/15 05:40:43] XenGi, ruan, godog, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/15 10:56:46] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:08 towards level 71.
[03/30/15 11:17:43] Darky [40/627] has come upon ToxicMouse [255/563] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:55:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/30/15 12:27:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 11 days, 21:00:44 toward level 71.
[03/30/15 18:56:17] Darky [3/627] has come upon Opie [209/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:57:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/01/15 04:20:11] Darky [490/627] has come upon TauPan [141/317] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:49:29 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/01/15 14:04:25] Panick, MontyZuma, and bendem [1327/1578] have team battled eva42, L235, and Darky [365/1818] and won! 0 days, 01:45:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 21:36:12] bl4ckscor3 [51/498] has come upon Darky [134/627] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:17:56 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/02/15 19:50:24] Darky [530/627] has come upon Wir [206/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:23:17 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/05/15 16:24:40] Budzogan [249/521] has challenged Darky [489/627] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[04/06/15 02:37:17] Darky slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Darky's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/15 07:43:41] Darky [268/622] has come upon Budzogan [67/521] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:10:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/07/15 06:43:27] MontyZuma [671/927] has challenged Darky [423/622] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:42:23 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[04/08/15 15:02:16] woonack, Darky, and a1291762 [2147/2156] have team battled Akiyuki, kensington, and soltys [721/1457] and won! 1 day, 01:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/15 18:05:42] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:49:23 is added to his clock.
[04/11/15 07:25:37] Darky [471/622] has come upon Tamini [6/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/11/15 07:25:37] Darky has dealt Tamini a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:09:46 is added to Tamini's clock.
[04/11/15 18:07:58] Darky [382/622] has come upon yasdorian [234/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:36:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/12/15 01:29:04] nitzer [240/687] has challenged Darky [383/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:16 is added to nitzer's clock.
[04/12/15 03:02:34] kenyon, woonack, and Tamini [1883/2403] have team battled Darky, shandor, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [684/2328] and won! 1 day, 18:12:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 03:58:45] pixelate, Hydrogenum, and r00f [1560/1980] have team battled Darky, irix, and kork [941/1848] and won! 2 days, 20:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 12:36:45] disjunto [90/276] has challenged Darky [475/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to disjunto's clock.
[04/14/15 08:45:37] Darky [191/622] has challenged Andries [243/474] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/15/15 19:56:46] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:37:45 towards level 72.
[04/16/15 04:36:17] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:51:23 towards level 72.
[04/16/15 12:54:29] Darky [454/622] has come upon TauPan [98/314] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:01:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/16/15 16:39:17] Darky [431/622] has come upon cbob [124/142] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:59:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/17/15 18:31:08] ajhgfa [264/445] has come upon Darky [307/622] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:29:28 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[04/20/15 21:46:12] arlen [258/474] has challenged Darky [351/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to arlen's clock.
[04/21/15 01:56:50] Darky [81/622] has come upon RBecker [365/410] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:12:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/21/15 04:49:17] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:54:45 from level 72.
[04/21/15 10:05:27] Darky, Kratos, and cirdan [1199/1703] have team battled csssuf, Plasmastar, and Majak [1553/1607] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/15 11:13:45] <SmurfyX> [156/163] has challenged Darky [493/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to <SmurfyX>'s clock.
[04/21/15 20:06:07] bendem, m0shbear, and Darky [1711/1843] have team battled Simie, Cygnix, and mthw [597/1753] and won! 1 day, 16:03:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/15 21:33:53] darkmage [48/80] has challenged Darky [109/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/21/15 21:35:30] EkimmI, Jareeta, and Ladon [1796/1864] have team battled Darky, tiwake, and Adar [787/2268] and won! 0 days, 04:57:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/15 13:47:09] Meta [17/33] has challenged Darky [469/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/23/15 05:03:50] Darky [86/622] has challenged SudoKing [596/740] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:37:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/23/15 08:22:55] Darky [620/622] has come upon grooverider [329/987] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:39:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/25/15 16:35:21] Darky [82/622] has come upon fwilson [67/295] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:37:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/25/15 16:37:24] Darky [13/622] has come upon fwilson [114/295] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:30:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/26/15 18:31:38] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:41 towards level 72.
[04/26/15 20:25:04] Darky fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Darky's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/15 08:53:53] Darky [204/608] has come upon strugart [504/714] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:10:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/27/15 11:44:49] ajhgfa, droogie, and Cenhinen [1132/1878] have team battled Darky, mthw, and jstg [1441/1681] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/15 15:08:47] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:06:12 towards level 72.
[04/28/15 03:45:47] pants [137/432] has challenged Darky [199/608] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:42:47 is added to pants's clock.
[04/28/15 16:44:50] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:17:00 towards level 72.
[04/28/15 22:57:28] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:54:21 towards level 72.
[05/01/15 17:10:13] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:33 towards level 72.
[05/01/15 20:21:28] Darky [340/608] has come upon Birdbones [738/891] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:47:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/02/15 02:33:24] Panick [445/467] has challenged Darky [139/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from Panick's clock.
[05/03/15 01:25:08] EkimmI [43/335] has challenged Darky [55/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to EkimmI's clock.
[05/03/15 01:56:24] Silvanus_Betrium [258/492] has challenged Darky [123/608] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[05/03/15 19:33:52] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:09:19 towards level 72.
[05/06/15 14:05:01] XJR-9 [255/687] has challenged Darky [203/608] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[05/06/15 17:40:08] Darky [341/608] has come upon keepermurf [58/533] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:35:43 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/06/15 19:08:30] Darky reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/15 05:10:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 12 days, 05:35:31 toward level 72.
[05/08/15 00:18:25] zentrx [153/196] has challenged Darky [58/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:30 is removed from zentrx's clock.
[05/09/15 22:38:49] Darky got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:51:19 from level 72.
[05/10/15 00:31:03] Jareeta [570/953] has challenged Darky [507/617] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:33:25 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/10/15 18:13:17] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:24 towards level 72.
[05/10/15 22:44:24] Nofew, XJR-9, and Tamini [937/1601] have team battled charitwo, Darky, and etamind [1030/1289] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 18:46:56] SirNeo [202/426] has challenged Darky [571/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:20 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[05/11/15 21:33:46] cbob, Hydrogenum, spaceCore, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/15 08:20:14] Darky [287/617] has come upon DiCEr1904 [70/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:28:43 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/13/15 18:38:16] Darky [562/617] has come upon MontyZuma [562/927] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:15:25 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/13/15 21:01:27] allo [367/565] has come upon Darky [10/617] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 00:17:25 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/14/15 11:23:03] Darky [196/617] has come upon kenyon [966/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/14/15 12:13:47] Darky [230/617] has challenged XJR-9 [307/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:41 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/14/15 12:53:03] plaller [205/330] has challenged Darky [539/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to plaller's clock.
[05/14/15 20:52:52] Darky stole jholtom's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 43 charm behind, which jholtom then takes.
[05/15/15 18:59:17] jse, SlowRiot, and Darky [1241/2037] have team battled simple, IdleMaster, and mthw [1077/1602] and won! 0 days, 17:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 21:25:59] FrodoTheHobbit [278/941] has challenged Darky [469/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:12 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[05/16/15 10:25:43] IRCd [19/302] has challenged Darky [493/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to IRCd's clock.
[05/18/15 17:35:16] rharwood [208/305] has challenged Darky [488/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to rharwood's clock.
[05/19/15 03:23:28] vegadark [315/534] has challenged Darky [484/634] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:04:03 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/19/15 18:23:47] Darky [462/634] has come upon lipek [250/1143] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:53:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/22/15 10:07:12] ArilKominger [0/1] has challenged Darky [588/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[05/22/15 21:54:59] PersonalJ [6/472] has challenged Darky [180/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:54:13 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[05/23/15 13:00:13] Darky [395/634] has challenged PiotrekD [312/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:40:43 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/24/15 01:12:14] Darky [93/634] has come upon Zifre [492/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/25/15 00:38:38] Darky ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:47 from level 72.
[05/25/15 00:43:00] Darky [345/634] has come upon Haquer [80/257] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:45 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/25/15 12:21:53] spaceCore, Eiam, and Majak [381/1201] have team battled Birdbones, Darky, and pipework [1400/1993] and lost! 0 days, 08:45:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 20:51:35] NolanRaSinjaria [151/424] has challenged Darky [568/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[05/25/15 22:27:25] Darky [50/634] has come upon Mirc0p [101/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/26/15 05:29:53] Darky [462/634] has challenged soltys [153/477] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:07:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/27/15 16:58:26] ryushe, keepermurf, and brendan [50/2204] have team battled Peanut, yond, and Darky [1344/1812] and lost! 0 days, 21:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 05:53:37] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:45:12 towards level 73.
[05/28/15 10:41:46] Zanoab [468/531] has challenged Darky [287/634] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:47:29 is removed from Zanoab's clock.
[05/28/15 17:14:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 39 days, 22:16:43 from level 73.
[05/30/15 17:00:57] Darky [569/634] has challenged Soappy [824/1036] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:26:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/30/15 18:44:05] Frogging101, Darky, and dindinx [558/1953] have team battled r00f, nikoJ, and Pici [1324/1808] and lost! 2 days, 13:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/15 07:51:05] Darky burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darky's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/15 16:49:56] RedXIII [61/279] has challenged Darky [395/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to RedXIII's clock.
[05/31/15 21:25:10] Moogly, jholtom, and Cameron_D [23/1902] have team battled ajhgfa, Darky, and ArilKominger [1214/1418] and lost! 0 days, 12:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/15 15:28:16] Darky, bendem, and Thracky [1805/1855] have team battled nikoJ, MadHatter, and yond [561/2050] and won! 1 day, 23:07:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 17:56:07] Darky [146/630] has come upon dbRenaud [203/205] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:17:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/01/15 22:32:48] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/15 11:18:38] keepermurf, grant050, and yano [46/1552] have team battled Darky, TimWolla, and Crazycatlady [1669/1733] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/15 13:38:52] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:09:13 towards level 73.
[06/02/15 14:31:05] Darky stole Alric`'s level 59 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 36 pair of gloves behind, which Alric` then takes.
[06/02/15 17:19:36] G33KY [516/731] has challenged Darky [574/657] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to G33KY's clock.
[06/04/15 04:39:20] Darky [631/657] has challenged ludjer [191/416] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:20:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/04/15 21:50:43] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:49:48 towards level 73.
[06/06/15 00:51:18] Darky [98/657] has come upon nfsnobody [486/676] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:48:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/06/15 20:03:53] hannesenator [38/213] has challenged Darky [184/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[06/07/15 01:33:35] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:14:15 from level 73.
[06/07/15 11:10:20] Darky [194/657] has come upon HeavyPodda [190/370] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:39:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/07/15 19:30:21] Darky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:49:33 from level 73.
[06/08/15 00:52:40] Darky [387/657] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [50/1007] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:02:10 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/08/15 00:52:40] In the fierce battle, catfishpeanutbutterbbq dropped his level 88 tunic! Darky picks it up, tossing his old level 82 tunic to catfishpeanutbutterbbq.
[06/08/15 06:54:35] TimWolla [466/564] has challenged Darky [143/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:33:36 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[06/08/15 12:43:53] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:57:39 is added to his clock.
[06/08/15 19:41:09] PersonalJ, HeavyPodda, and kenyon [1274/2065] have team battled honkybonky, a1291762, and Darky [1930/2091] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 20:59:09] Heisenberg [251/435] has challenged Darky [73/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/09/15 22:33:58] Darky [103/662] has come upon Zaratustra [61/656] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:17:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/10/15 15:12:37] Darky [271/662] has challenged Nofew [7/713] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:04:59 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/11/15 11:19:11] grooverider [511/1000] has challenged Darky [504/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:03:12 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/11/15 16:20:49] Darky [522/662] has challenged iViLe [677/935] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:02:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/12/15 09:49:34] Darky [403/662] has come upon Moogly [112/397] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:33:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/14/15 14:32:01] Unikitty [173/195] has challenged Darky [330/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[06/14/15 15:25:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 21 days, 17:02:02 toward level 73.
[06/15/15 18:42:03] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:27:41 towards level 73.
[06/16/15 21:32:48] TimWolla, yano, and bigjay [1140/1831] have team battled Darky, pixelate, and godog [652/1785] and won! 0 days, 23:31:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/15 13:09:30] Brainiac [506/602] has challenged Darky [661/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:56 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/17/15 15:16:40] mwhahaha, prattmic, and Darky [936/1858] have team battled SudoKing, ajhgfa, and lipek [290/2313] and won! 0 days, 05:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/15 21:39:55] RistoUuranmaki [304/315] has challenged Darky [131/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/18/15 05:21:30] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:43 towards level 73.
[06/18/15 08:31:53] Darky [343/662] has come upon greycat [540/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:14:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/18/15 09:38:54] Darky [559/662] has come upon prattmic [453/842] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:19:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/18/15 23:36:52] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:17 towards level 73.
[06/20/15 15:49:15] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:04 towards level 73.
[06/21/15 09:06:08] Darky [154/662] has come upon splinny [83/333] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:21:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/21/15 19:45:00] Darky [35/662] has come upon naw [473/543] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:56:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/21/15 22:22:39] PersonalJ [416/457] has challenged Darky [493/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:32:51 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[06/22/15 00:25:26] Darky [21/662] has come upon Kyree [357/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:02:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/22/15 02:34:29] XJR-9, gazarsgo, and Heisenberg [12/1512] have team battled Darky, ajhgfa, and Ladon [1520/1778] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/15 03:33:48] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:33 towards level 73.
[06/24/15 05:27:31] Darky saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:13:43 from level 73.
[06/24/15 06:39:59] SchrodingersScat [370/385] has challenged Darky [36/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:14:47 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[06/24/15 23:45:26] damyan [681/814] has challenged Darky [655/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:16 is removed from damyan's clock.
[06/25/15 20:52:11] nitzer [374/703] has challenged Darky [284/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:20:00 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[06/25/15 21:15:01] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:09 towards level 73.
[06/28/15 15:34:56] Darky, VoidFox, and iLP [1104/1358] have team battled PersonalJ, theemstra, and XenGi [8/1759] and won! 0 days, 01:13:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 02:16:41] csssuf [670/732] has challenged Darky [507/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:12:26 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[06/30/15 19:29:54] SirMonkeybox [270/740] has challenged Darky [347/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:00:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/04/15 02:47:40] Darky [461/662] has come upon hannesenator [328/406] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:59:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/04/15 12:47:24] Darky [0/662] has come upon SlowRiot [25/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:21:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/04/15 16:27:50] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:13:09 towards level 73.
[07/05/15 23:39:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 14:32:33 from level 73.
[07/06/15 16:02:16] Sir_Lemming, jeaye, and Darky [619/1829] have team battled ajhgfa, Asara, and Akiyuki [921/1524] and lost! 1 day, 13:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/15 04:33:25] shandor [565/706] has challenged Darky [618/662] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/08/15 07:24:03] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:17:58 towards level 73.
[07/08/15 08:05:51] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:17 towards level 73.
[07/08/15 17:35:09] Darky [621/662] has challenged Brom [377/653] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:49:32 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/09/15 13:15:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 14:09:41 from level 73.
[07/10/15 03:09:48] Darky [256/662] has challenged droogie [404/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:08:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/10/15 19:05:12] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:17:08 is added to his clock.
[07/11/15 01:17:35] Darky [580/662] has challenged SlowRiot [716/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:12:29 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/11/15 10:17:06] csssuf, Darky, and dxrt [1179/2352] have team battled agrajag, Heisenberg, and sasaniak [1453/1830] and lost! 1 day, 17:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/15 17:03:53] Darky, redlegion, and noother [1647/2010] have team battled Brom, XJR-9, and fattrat [1436/1972] and won! 0 days, 01:44:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/15 14:47:00] Darky [36/669] has challenged kenyon [403/1235] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:07:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/15/15 03:17:51] yawgmoth, yasdorian, and Hydrogenum [759/2180] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and Darky [1090/1931] and lost! 0 days, 16:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/15 18:04:16] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 13:42:52 is added to his clock.
[07/16/15 18:55:47] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:33:26 towards level 73.
[07/17/15 01:10:15] Darky [380/669] has challenged merx [9/297] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:40:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/17/15 14:17:26] x86_64 [22/102] has challenged Darky [448/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to x86_64's clock.
[07/17/15 18:16:21] Darky [661/669] has challenged Nuve [151/304] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:25:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/18/15 02:35:43] Darky [272/673] has come upon identd [628/914] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:02:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/18/15 08:17:01] Heisenberg, Darky, and Silvanus_Betrium [591/1688] have team battled CornFly, Totengeist, and neurospex [1357/2837] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 05:29:05] Darky [273/673] has challenged XJR-9 [314/695] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:07:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/20/15 09:35:31] goldberg [0/0] has challenged Darky [524/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to goldberg's clock.
[07/20/15 22:22:56] lipek, Haru, and Darky [1086/2077] have team battled Regnor, blind, and dxrt [1133/2216] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 14:07:15] ajhgfa [394/530] has challenged Darky [49/673] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:23:09 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[07/23/15 00:19:55] Darky EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:54:01 from level 73.
[07/23/15 03:22:49] Darky [558/673] has come upon vegadark [155/555] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:24:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/23/15 03:22:49] Darky has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:44:02 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/23/15 06:01:33] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:23:17 towards level 73.
[07/23/15 19:09:36] sjefen6 [180/446] has challenged Darky [630/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:33 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/23/15 22:28:32] Evanna, Darky, and emmgame221 [1156/1420] have team battled VoidFox, Hydrogenum, and grooverider [985/2345] and won! 0 days, 02:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/15 12:11:28] kenyon, gravis, and Darky [1029/2495] have team battled JustAPerson, Misza, and pants [555/1780] and won! 1 day, 16:14:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/15 14:22:14] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:16 towards level 73.
[07/26/15 03:28:52] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:14:43 towards level 73.
[07/26/15 14:52:48] Vivec [152/189] has challenged Darky [649/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to Vivec's clock.
[07/29/15 02:49:56] Darky [598/673] has come upon IdleMaster [279/392] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:06:27 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/29/15 11:46:19] Darky [471/673] has come upon iViLe [127/935] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:22:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/29/15 19:45:04] Darky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:08:33 from level 73.
[07/30/15 13:39:42] agrajag, Doctor, and Lilian [217/1914] have team battled Jareeta, Darky, and EkimmI [2105/2237] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/15 23:30:30] Darky [504/673] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [247/1012] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:10:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/02/15 08:37:11] Darky bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:41:30 from level 73.
[08/04/15 12:01:24] Darky [207/673] has come upon Danthemandoo [282/564] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:31:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/04/15 22:26:09] Darky [608/673] has come upon Cypher [296/886] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:20:36 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/06/15 01:33:44] Darky was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:46:46 from level 73.
[08/06/15 15:58:10] Darky [220/673] has come upon dxrt [925/951] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:45:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/08/15 10:32:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 16 days, 22:09:44 toward level 73.
[08/08/15 13:24:57] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:13 towards level 73.
[08/08/15 22:42:17] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:20 towards level 73.
[08/08/15 23:03:39] Darky got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:46:36 from level 73.
[08/10/15 21:23:44] Darky [558/673] has come upon mwhahaha [452/459] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:42:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/11/15 10:57:56] hannesenator, MadHatter, and ChiefRA [360/1452] have team battled Darky, MJ94, and kork [644/1616] and lost! 1 day, 00:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/15 15:13:32] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:54 towards level 73.
[08/12/15 11:19:39] Darky [474/673] has come upon IdleMaster [152/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:58:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/14/15 20:03:15] Peaches [31/346] has challenged Darky [655/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Peaches's clock.
[08/14/15 22:45:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 5 days, 16:21:45 toward level 73.
[08/15/15 05:31:33] Darky [113/673] has come upon Haquer [222/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:01:32 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/15/15 21:36:29] yawgmoth [383/530] has challenged Darky [241/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:05:49 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[08/16/15 01:51:08] Darky [351/673] has come upon kork [360/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:34:38 is added to Darky's clock.

[08/17/15 18:05:49] yano, Darky, and Milquetoast [278/1860] have team battled kensington, daemoneye, and SirMonkeybox [702/1643] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/15 20:17:22] Darky [432/673] has come upon prattmic [357/875] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:18:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/17/15 22:42:35] Darky [383/673] has come upon mwhahaha [231/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:52:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/18/15 09:36:55] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:14 towards level 73.
[08/19/15 12:42:14] Darky [118/673] has come upon bendem [110/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:33:12 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/20/15 00:06:17] Darky [396/673] has challenged Nofew [355/877] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:29:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/20/15 06:18:40] Darky stole Frogging101's level 171 weapon while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 86 weapon behind, which Frogging101 then takes.
[08/20/15 08:30:49] Nayru [107/465] has come upon Darky [10/749] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:08:22 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[08/21/15 02:18:09] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:05 towards level 73.
[08/22/15 11:58:26] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:42 towards level 73.
[08/22/15 23:52:42] JustAPerson, Darky, and dwfreed [191/1668] have team battled Bkid, discopig, and unicron [162/1707] and won! 0 days, 18:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/15 13:17:18] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:57 towards level 73.
[08/25/15 15:50:35] charitwo [344/518] has challenged Darky [468/763] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:43:19 is added to charitwo's clock.
[08/26/15 06:34:10] Setsu, Midsandhighs, and Milquetoast [483/1130] have team battled Darky, charitwo, and noother [262/2224] and won! 0 days, 00:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/15 06:35:29] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:41:16 is added to his clock.
[08/26/15 16:23:14] Darky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:48 from level 73.
[08/26/15 20:55:55] tiwake, grooverider, and strugart [1189/2680] have team battled Darky, Silvanus_Betrium, and spaceCore [404/1789] and won! 1 day, 06:32:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 00:22:26] Darky [721/763] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [334/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:43:22 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/27/15 11:57:42] bl4ckscor3, ChasedSpade, and Gizmokid2005 [8/2091] have team battled Beavis, Darky, and grooverider [1383/2780] and lost! 2 days, 00:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/15 20:13:57] Darky [584/763] has come upon clearcasting [207/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/27/15 23:08:25] honkybonky [115/770] has challenged Darky [653/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:45 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[08/28/15 09:01:43] Darky [642/763] has come upon pants [389/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:07:25 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/29/15 07:18:46] pants [159/414] has challenged Darky [25/763] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:05:13 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/29/15 22:23:35] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:52 towards level 73.
[08/30/15 22:14:00] Darky [62/763] has come upon Simie [740/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:14:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/30/15 22:35:36] Darky [387/763] has challenged Regnor [348/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:02:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/31/15 05:38:13] Darky [250/763] has challenged Totengeist [638/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/31/15 08:06:06] Darky, blizgerg, and spiffytech [122/2731] have team battled mthw, Sir_Lemming, and Virtual [457/2282] and lost! 0 days, 09:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/15 17:51:58] daemoneye [197/448] has challenged Darky [304/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:59 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[09/02/15 14:32:33] mwheeler [185/331] has challenged Darky [154/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from mwheeler's clock.
[09/03/15 03:28:09] Darky [759/763] has come upon idisjunction [62/898] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/04/15 09:26:24] Darky walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:32 from level 73.
[09/04/15 13:17:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:03:51 from level 73.
[09/04/15 22:01:20] Darky [383/763] has challenged unicron [258/567] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:50:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/04/15 22:21:37] Meta [279/540] has challenged Darky [656/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:23:51 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/05/15 12:31:30] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:30:44 towards level 74.
[09/05/15 16:20:42] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:53:48 is added to his clock.
[09/05/15 18:16:22] SynthesizerPatel [152/527] has challenged Darky [509/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/06/15 13:36:44] Chuck [460/468] has challenged Darky [664/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:43:29 is added to Chuck's clock.
[09/06/15 14:31:20] Darky [699/763] has come upon a1291762 [370/734] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:42:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/06/15 16:07:42] icxcnika [6/229] has challenged Darky [84/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to icxcnika's clock.
[09/06/15 21:09:44] Darky [634/763] has come upon nfsnobody [374/677] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:31:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/07/15 01:54:19] Darky [6/763] has come upon mwhahaha [360/506] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:45:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/07/15 07:42:43] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:48:55 towards level 74.
[09/07/15 15:02:13] Darky [105/763] has come upon brendan [674/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:42:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/07/15 19:48:39] Darky [233/763] has challenged suterismus [784/1191] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:54:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/08/15 01:54:49] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 02:59:15 is added to his clock.
[09/08/15 03:51:47] darkmage [406/892] has challenged Darky [757/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:52:04 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/09/15 05:01:43] zid [236/794] has challenged Darky [675/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:18 is added to zid's clock.
[09/09/15 10:05:06] wallmani [168/320] has come upon Darky [460/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:16:48 is added to wallmani's clock.
[09/09/15 12:05:31] kenyon, Darky, and Ttech [1170/3375] have team battled Evrial, Str1ngS, and damyan [577/1477] and won! 2 days, 05:41:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 05:45:57] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:26:49 towards level 74.
[09/12/15 02:18:23] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 20:46:26 is added to his clock.
[09/13/15 09:40:48] Darky [273/763] has challenged iamzim [172/200] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:46:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/13/15 12:36:26] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:44 towards level 74.
[09/14/15 09:11:45] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:20 towards level 74.
[09/17/15 00:09:45] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:33:03 is added to his clock.
[09/18/15 04:25:20] Heisenberg [468/589] has challenged Darky [31/763] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/19/15 07:52:26] Koil [2/6] has challenged Darky [736/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Koil's clock.
[09/20/15 06:36:23] BURUT [180/242] has challenged Darky [619/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/21/15 01:51:39] Darky [461/763] has challenged SudoKing [54/716] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:33:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/21/15 11:03:03] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:24 towards level 74.
[09/22/15 22:38:47] Petri [67/115] has challenged Darky [296/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Petri's clock.
[09/23/15 12:11:35] Gaius [356/687] has challenged Darky [398/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:25:58 is added to Gaius's clock.
[09/23/15 14:53:39] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:41:38 from level 74.
[09/23/15 23:56:46] Darky [113/763] has come upon aucg [246/703] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:28:36 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/25/15 06:12:22] Darky burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Darky's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/15 14:56:30] Darky [459/758] has come upon identd [555/644] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:33:32 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/26/15 23:39:10] Darky [125/758] has come upon gazarsgo [449/659] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:46:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/27/15 13:04:22] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:09 towards level 74.
[09/28/15 06:31:08] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:31:33 towards level 74.
[09/28/15 11:52:04] Bokkie [92/482] has challenged Darky [638/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:02:49 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[09/28/15 17:02:21] sorind, Robmanx, and Darky [1019/1627] have team battled Cameron_D, Killerkid, and n0mad [1375/1874] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 14:54:12] darkmage [2/897] has challenged Darky [546/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/30/15 16:05:39] Darky [215/758] has challenged Fluttershy [807/841] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:05:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/01/15 04:19:38] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:57:16 towards level 74.
[10/01/15 16:30:32] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:37:36 towards level 74.
[10/02/15 12:28:11] zid, Darky, and JustAPerson [786/2173] have team battled idisjunction, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and gazarsgo [2573/2580] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 06:19:24] Evrial [405/411] has come upon Darky [329/758] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:01:03 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[10/04/15 19:41:02] bendem [9/542] has challenged Darky [318/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:04 is added to bendem's clock.
[10/05/15 03:47:17] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:52:19 is added to his clock.
[10/07/15 09:40:55] Darky [101/758] has come upon clonak [273/541] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:18:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/07/15 11:23:29] Darky [410/758] has come upon aucg [162/703] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:48:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/08/15 18:46:23] unicron, bigjay, and Darky [1014/2203] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, joek, and intrnl [316/778] and won! 0 days, 06:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/15 19:16:07] Darky [19/758] has challenged CornFly [336/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:30:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/09/15 02:15:59] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:59:48 from level 74.
[10/10/15 08:54:59] lutoma [62/203] has challenged Darky [57/758] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from lutoma's clock.
[10/10/15 14:13:49] n0mad, Darky, and KyloRen [175/1394] have team battled Pici, ChiefRA, and JustAPerson [1220/1780] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/15 20:36:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 10 days, 09:51:26 toward level 74.
[10/11/15 00:24:17] Darky [300/758] has come upon Fluttershy [608/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:18:33 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/11/15 15:29:29] SynthesizerPatel [80/664] has challenged Darky [657/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/12/15 04:46:14] Gatewayy [90/491] has challenged Darky [481/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:03 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[10/12/15 05:28:38] Darky EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:46:21 from level 74.
[10/12/15 20:27:08] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:55:16 from level 74.
[10/13/15 18:00:24] Doctor [711/870] has challenged Darky [322/758] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:14:13 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[10/14/15 21:10:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 19 days, 08:25:07 toward level 74.
[10/15/15 21:17:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 3 days, 07:24:29 toward level 74.
[10/16/15 01:13:59] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:09 towards level 74.
[10/16/15 09:27:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 1 day, 10:12:10 toward level 74.
[10/16/15 10:59:21] suterismus [308/1175] has come upon Darky [122/758] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:19:32 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/16/15 17:03:21] RBecker [367/416] has challenged Darky [142/758] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:25:33 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[10/17/15 04:30:40] lipek [591/1180] has challenged Darky [301/758] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:15:23 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/17/15 09:36:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 15:48:02 toward level 74.
[10/19/15 22:33:34] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:16 towards level 74.
[10/20/15 06:06:48] OvrdZe [22/204] has challenged Darky [458/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to OvrdZe's clock.
[10/20/15 16:32:46] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:01 towards level 74.
[10/21/15 06:59:38] Darky has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:51 from level 74.
[10/21/15 15:04:17] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:10:16 is added to his clock.
[10/21/15 22:15:48] Darky [18/758] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [454/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/25/15 15:00:01] blindbox [197/224] has challenged Darky [154/758] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from blindbox's clock.
[10/26/15 09:21:34] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:38:34 is added to his clock.
[10/27/15 08:11:41] Loquatious [68/455] has challenged Darky [328/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[10/28/15 16:19:43] Darky [229/758] has challenged KyloRen [178/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:36:45 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/29/15 09:38:59] Darky [47/758] has come upon Globalirc [151/303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/29/15 13:27:25] Gizmokid2005 [656/951] has challenged Darky [247/758] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:13:45 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[10/30/15 07:29:08] Darky, cirdan, and CornFly [986/2531] have team battled argus, Hydrogenum, and Pici [603/2096] and won! 0 days, 12:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/15 15:36:49] Darky [236/758] has challenged Haquer [75/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/31/15 09:44:20] jdb [35/339] has challenged Darky [479/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to jdb's clock.
[10/31/15 21:36:52] nfsnobody, Firien, and KyloRen [1238/1425] have team battled Plasmastar, Pici, and Darky [1257/1832] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/15 01:26:02] Darky [740/774] has challenged Kussie [29/482] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:04:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/02/15 07:30:31] Darky [766/774] has come upon bendem [229/539] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:19:54 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/02/15 21:53:07] andoruh, Darky, and FakeWizard [595/1421] have team battled bigjay, Hydrogenum, and MJ94 [1783/2336] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/15 05:52:57] Darky [521/774] has challenged petrichor [90/288] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:34:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/04/15 18:23:22] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 05:45:25 is added to his clock.
[11/04/15 23:38:19] Darky, SudoKing, and andoruh [203/1999] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Loquatious, and discopig [424/1610] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/15 00:09:55] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:25:28 towards level 75.
[11/08/15 01:49:10] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:49:04 from level 75.
[11/09/15 03:46:18] GEnGEr [282/305] has challenged Darky [249/774] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from GEnGEr's clock.
[11/09/15 03:56:04] Darky [645/774] has come upon MadMan [113/509] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:22:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/09/15 06:00:48] Darky [120/774] has come upon ChasedSpade [156/593] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:13:01 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/10/15 18:13:42] Darky [53/774] has come upon Agent86 [285/643] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:41:58 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/10/15 18:23:02] Lenny [863/1060] has challenged Darky [609/774] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[11/11/15 10:54:45] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:54:39 from level 75.
[11/11/15 11:29:10] yang, vegadark, and Bokkie [1023/1711] have team battled Darky, nitzer, and brendan [273/2349] and won! 1 day, 14:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/15 18:10:30] Darky [382/774] has come upon sjums_the_great [22/456] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:49:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/14/15 01:20:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 16 days, 05:59:13 toward level 75.
[11/14/15 12:53:53] alexj, vox, and Darky [39/1991] have team battled nfsnobody, nitzer, and Jguy [50/1842] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 07:26:20] Darky [78/774] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [117/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:15:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/15/15 17:19:35] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:53:09 towards level 75.
[11/16/15 00:22:11] Darky [478/774] has challenged jdb [92/433] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:55:28 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/16/15 03:49:12] Darky [333/774] has come upon RickSanchez [138/307] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:08:02 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/16/15 07:44:35] belugawhale, beefnog, and Darky [1064/1525] have team battled Isolation, LordH, and Zero [1182/1391] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/15 20:06:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 10 days, 15:38:41 toward level 75.
[11/18/15 07:38:23] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:17 towards level 75.
[11/18/15 12:13:44] Darky was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:47:55 from level 75.
[11/18/15 19:00:29] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:01 towards level 75.
[11/19/15 00:25:59] Darky [716/774] has come upon shandor [537/719] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:49:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/20/15 00:55:18] Darky [41/774] has challenged dwfreed [389/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:44:01 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/20/15 02:55:58] kensington [92/517] has challenged Darky [539/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:01 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/20/15 05:56:57] Darky [670/774] has challenged Sir_Lemming [402/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:05:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/21/15 04:04:25] Darky [197/774] has challenged soltys [577/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/22/15 11:08:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 4 days, 08:43:09 toward level 75.
[11/22/15 15:56:31] Lowbow [386/393] has challenged Darky [427/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[11/24/15 09:30:45] Darky [271/774] has challenged beefnog [27/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/25/15 13:47:19] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:18 from level 75.
[11/25/15 15:49:12] andoruh, Brom, and RistoUuranmaki [793/1562] have team battled Darky, Zaratustra, and robochot [257/1832] and won! 0 days, 18:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/15 12:04:49] Darky [574/774] has come upon andoruh [18/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:27:59 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/30/15 14:40:07] Douhet [272/558] has challenged Darky [226/774] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[12/01/15 02:43:32] grooverider [1023/1027] has come upon Darky [734/774] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:50:06 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[12/02/15 02:07:04] RBecker [254/694] has challenged Darky [638/774] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to RBecker's clock.
[12/02/15 08:13:20] kier, yasdorian, and SynthesizerPatel [54/1606] have team battled Darky, Totengeist, and Plasmastar [115/1975] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 21:15:58] Crazycatlady, irix, and Darky [31/2211] have team battled BronyDee, eva42, and arlen [1617/1970] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 01:27:19] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:43 towards level 75.
[12/05/15 03:23:35] Darky [138/774] has come upon MJ94 [4/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/05/15 09:25:23] anal0g [33/463] has challenged Darky [442/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to anal0g's clock.
[12/05/15 14:18:22] Darky [729/774] has challenged dwfreed [71/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:01:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/06/15 13:27:17] FakeWizard [407/463] has challenged Darky [422/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:27 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/07/15 20:02:26] Darky [746/774] has come upon Majak [405/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:06:45 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/09/15 00:21:55] Darky stole yasdorian's level 57 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 42 set of leggings behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[12/09/15 06:33:57] SchrodingersScat, BronyDee, Adar, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/15 08:31:54] honkybonky, Lowbow, and Chuck [1208/1546] have team battled Darky, mwhahaha, and Majak [1041/1767] and won! 0 days, 02:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 10:54:19] Darky [451/787] has challenged Birdbones [847/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/09/15 12:18:38] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:17 towards level 75.
[12/09/15 13:55:27] Darky [323/787] has challenged drazisil [98/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/10/15 00:59:44] PiotrekD [483/602] has challenged Darky [781/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:57 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[12/10/15 12:15:36] Nyarlathotep, Darky, and Boohbah [309/1913] have team battled Hydrogenum, pants, and Bl4ckD34tH [146/1439] and won! 0 days, 10:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/15 16:45:43] SmOkE_RU, KyloRen, and Avon [286/2155] have team battled Darky, Boohbah, and TauPan [336/1714] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/15 05:26:35] Darky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:29 from level 75.
[12/11/15 23:44:07] Darky [343/787] has come upon blindbox [248/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:04:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/12/15 00:21:48] Darky [54/787] has come upon Sixbierehomme [449/762] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:48 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/12/15 09:12:24] Darky [379/787] has challenged icxcnika [247/447] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:14 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/12/15 09:16:38] Darky got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:46:09 from level 76.
[12/12/15 10:49:37] Fluttershy, arlen, and JeDaYoshi [1331/1806] have team battled Virtual, Darky, and redlegion [1796/2253] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 12:22:47] Pici [220/706] has challenged Darky [152/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:52:34 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/13/15 05:32:44] Darky [63/787] has come upon Zero [26/432] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:03:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/13/15 13:32:30] Darky [219/787] has come upon discopig [301/803] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:26:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/14/15 14:42:54] pixelate [197/511] has challenged Darky [33/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:07:42 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[12/15/15 14:02:36] ChasedSpade, Cypher, and Sir_Lemming [270/2099] have team battled kensington, Ironhoof, and Darky [1439/1756] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 22:55:57] Darky [81/787] has challenged Totengeist [764/836] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:58:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/16/15 23:27:00] Darky [458/787] has come upon Firien [43/472] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:07:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/17/15 08:49:16] Diitto [370/858] has challenged Darky [346/787] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:15 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[12/17/15 12:06:40] JensRex [173/328] has challenged Darky [383/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to JensRex's clock.
[12/18/15 03:52:05] Darky [363/787] has come upon Ttech [1345/1370] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:13:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/19/15 05:45:47] Darky [129/787] has come upon Setsu [230/350] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:15:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/20/15 11:57:13] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 08:47:54 is added to his clock.
[12/21/15 04:46:38] Nofew [361/1085] has challenged Darky [768/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/21/15 06:14:54] Adar, Darky, and bl4ckscor3 [1058/1850] have team battled Crazycatlady, irix, and roy [1309/1982] and lost! 4 days, 17:47:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/15 15:41:27] Darky slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Darky's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/15 00:59:34] Darky, m0shbear, and D-NICE [237/2023] have team battled Kitlith, MetaNova, and Oooooog [789/1644] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 11:07:28] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:03:30 from level 76.
[12/24/15 11:18:30] Darky [12/783] has challenged Unikitty [874/922] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:46:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/24/15 12:03:23] Darky [350/783] has come upon Flynn [820/954] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:27:49 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/24/15 18:08:27] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:58:04 from level 76.
[12/25/15 12:28:40] arlen [384/755] has challenged Darky [133/783] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:51:00 is removed from arlen's clock.
[12/26/15 23:57:03] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:38:32 towards level 76.
[12/27/15 15:57:31] brendan, Darky, and ProdigalTim [1498/2114] have team battled shandor, pants, and double [984/1755] and won! 0 days, 02:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 22:14:03] Darky [143/783] has challenged fraq [40/625] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:36:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/28/15 01:20:51] Darky [574/783] has come upon Plasmastar [331/360] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 00:26:45 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/28/15 02:31:44] Simie, Darky, and belugawhale [1128/1992] have team battled Adar, Cameron_D, and FakeWizard [715/2067] and won! 0 days, 11:29:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/15 06:54:51] Darky [72/783] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [572/968] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:25:51 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/28/15 17:14:51] Darky [745/783] has come upon PiotrekD [154/598] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:35:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/29/15 12:06:25] identd, zokko, and Pici [963/1778] have team battled Darky, Meta, and keeper_c [111/2676] and won! 1 day, 04:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 14:36:46] elf, mwhahaha, and Darky [16/2171] have team battled sbp, KeboDK, and Nofew [1587/1962] and lost! 1 day, 08:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/15 13:18:24] Darky [354/783] has come upon charitwo [492/563] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:34:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/30/15 23:21:40] Zaratustra [566/671] has challenged Darky [256/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/31/15 00:22:01] Darky [132/783] has challenged discopig [518/814] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:48:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/31/15 04:50:39] Darky [496/783] has come upon AngryParsley [600/927] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:04:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/31/15 21:55:24] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:21:25 towards level 76.
[01/01/16 11:31:21] 0rion, KyloRen, and Alys [1061/1194] have team battled aucg, Darky, and Schrodinger [1180/1904] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/16 12:51:43] Darky [98/783] has come upon d34th [171/581] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:08:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/01/16 13:49:25] CornFly, Darky, and Senka [2203/2348] have team battled honkybonky, bendem, and Evrial [686/1758] and won! 0 days, 12:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 21:10:39] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 4 days, 07:48:11 is added to his clock.
[01/02/16 07:21:13] Darky [87/783] has come upon jdb [132/471] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:52:41 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/02/16 20:47:12] Mateusz, Darky, and m0shbear [1658/2265] have team battled Frogging101, damyan, and FakeWizard [529/1706] and won! 4 days, 05:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/16 21:11:58] Kered, MJ94, and pixelate [1356/1673] have team battled Gizmokid2005, woonack, and Darky [629/2338] and won! 0 days, 05:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 11:46:25] argus [355/698] has challenged Darky [591/783] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to argus's clock.
[01/03/16 11:50:15] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:28:38 towards level 76.
[01/03/16 13:54:25] theemstra [348/476] has challenged Darky [515/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:52 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/03/16 17:55:58] Darky [746/783] has challenged mthw [450/607] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:07:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/06/16 01:16:45] Tenorman [371/763] has challenged Darky [526/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:26:23 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/06/16 04:41:07] Darky [560/783] has come upon simple [31/645] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:47:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/06/16 18:45:24] Darky [418/783] has come upon Simie [654/819] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:11:49 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/07/16 09:44:26] Darky [501/783] has come upon double [95/616] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:23:02 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/07/16 16:30:04] tspange [49/114] has challenged Darky [663/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/09/16 03:35:33] Darky [304/783] has come upon Glorfindel [328/794] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:17:32 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/09/16 19:46:19] Xenthys [354/389] has challenged Darky [40/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[01/10/16 06:55:30] D-NICE [512/523] has challenged Darky [272/783] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:26:27 is removed from D-NICE's clock.
[01/11/16 04:57:20] FrodoTheHobbit [536/1014] has challenged Darky [624/783] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[01/11/16 13:55:23] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:01:56 towards level 76.
[01/11/16 17:57:10] godog [628/828] has challenged Darky [58/783] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from godog's clock.
[01/12/16 19:03:51] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 02:41:09 is added to his clock.
[01/13/16 02:38:50] Fahrenheit [287/300] has challenged Darky [301/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Fahrenheit's clock.
[01/13/16 08:07:26] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:33:30 towards level 76.
[01/15/16 01:40:33] Antutuuuuu [174/291] has challenged Darky [421/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/15/16 01:42:51] joek, Milquetoast, and sasaniak [1924/2107] have team battled Darky, holloway, and charitwo [1123/1708] and won! 1 day, 08:32:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/16 07:13:53] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:10:57 towards level 76.
[01/15/16 18:54:53] Globalirc, Douhet, and LordH [110/1792] have team battled Asara, Darky, and D-NICE [1674/2257] and lost! 0 days, 09:44:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/16 09:34:22] Darky [266/783] has come upon Sixbierehomme [402/773] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:53:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/16/16 13:06:05] Darky was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:44:12 from level 76.
[01/18/16 02:25:51] Darky [482/783] has come upon pfoley [610/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:08:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/18/16 19:42:39] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:21:34 from level 76.
[01/19/16 04:15:52] Darky [631/783] has challenged ETextra [6/17] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:03:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/19/16 04:15:52] Darky has dealt ETextra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:41 is added to ETextra's clock.
[01/19/16 09:51:17] Darky [350/783] has come upon fangfufu [133/490] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:42:00 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/19/16 14:19:40] Darky [425/783] has challenged Cameron_D [544/1053] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:25:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/19/16 17:23:11] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:18:10 from level 76.
[01/20/16 01:28:25] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:28:13 towards level 76.
[01/20/16 11:28:51] ty [12/222] has challenged Darky [590/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to ty's clock.
[01/20/16 20:36:56] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:57:36 from level 76.
[01/21/16 09:36:04] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:00:35 is added to his clock.
[01/22/16 09:00:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 42 days, 01:54:46 toward level 76.
[01/22/16 14:47:14] Darky [729/783] has challenged yasdorian [395/603] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:39:26 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/23/16 19:01:42] Darky [721/783] has come upon LordH [249/675] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:28:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/24/16 05:22:52] Darky [618/783] has come upon Douhet [277/760] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:26:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/24/16 06:59:37] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:29 towards level 76.
[01/24/16 10:22:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 10 days, 09:27:44 toward level 76.
[01/26/16 05:19:53] kork [349/407] has challenged Darky [302/783] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:35:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/26/16 07:20:37] zokko, Cypher, and Darky [1878/2183] have team battled Gizmokid2005, D-NICE, and LordH [2017/2306] and lost! 0 days, 17:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/16 09:13:02] ConSi [98/277] has challenged Darky [64/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from ConSi's clock.
[01/28/16 21:26:20] Darky [3/783] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [738/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:01:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/29/16 21:03:13] Pithlit [219/271] has challenged Darky [625/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[01/31/16 15:33:37] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:09 towards level 76.
[02/01/16 16:09:58] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:31 towards level 76.
[02/03/16 09:16:35] Darky [322/783] has come upon RBecker [292/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:42:25 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/03/16 11:18:23] Darky [151/783] has come upon Sixbierehomme [326/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:32:35 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/05/16 18:35:06] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:04 towards level 76.
[02/05/16 19:22:57] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:49 towards level 76.
[02/06/16 02:51:08] Darky, grooverider, and holloway [863/2038] have team battled ville, vegadark, and a1291762 [1592/1988] and lost! 1 day, 07:38:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/16 17:38:48] SirMonkeybox, Diitto, and XJR-9 [1654/2296] have team battled pants, Darky, and jdb [469/1938] and won! 0 days, 00:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/16 15:51:03] MrGlass [276/521] has challenged Darky [141/783] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[02/07/16 17:13:52] SynthesizerPatel [624/646] has challenged Darky [59/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:08:40 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/08/16 21:28:35] Darky [190/783] has come upon Fluttershy [781/841] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:57:32 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/09/16 16:08:08] lux, Darky, and splinny [1575/1978] have team battled Str1ngS, Heisenberg, and rharwood [920/1708] and won! 0 days, 23:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 20:33:00] Darky [90/783] has challenged Frogging101 [117/466] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:48:20 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/11/16 14:53:18] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:15:30 from level 76.
[02/11/16 18:40:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 5 days, 16:53:45 toward level 76.
[02/11/16 22:42:23] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:03 towards level 76.
[02/12/16 09:14:48] Darky [417/783] has challenged Smockage [28/159] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:03:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/13/16 00:42:49] Darky [212/783] has come upon shandor [169/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:16:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/13/16 05:22:00] Regnor [712/831] has challenged Darky [224/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:59 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[02/13/16 14:40:48] Darky [429/783] has come upon idisjunction [809/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/14/16 08:31:55] Asara [112/811] has challenged Darky [337/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:01:52 is added to Asara's clock.
[02/14/16 11:33:03] Darky [0/783] has challenged vegadark [18/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:52:04 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/15/16 15:13:01] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:05:33 is added to his clock.
[02/15/16 17:31:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 2 days, 09:55:33 toward level 76.
[02/17/16 22:23:00] masterme120 [20/122] has challenged Darky [476/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to masterme120's clock.
[02/18/16 20:00:30] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:01 towards level 76.
[02/19/16 13:28:07] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:52 towards level 76.
[02/21/16 13:47:43] Darky [579/783] has come upon HeavyPodda [530/843] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:57:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/21/16 19:18:23] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:41 towards level 76.
[02/23/16 08:53:24] Adar [35/561] has challenged Darky [600/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:21 is added to Adar's clock.
[02/23/16 16:38:09] Darky died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:36 from level 76.
[02/25/16 00:37:15] Darky [551/783] has come upon MetaNova [136/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:33:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/26/16 02:06:17] Oooooog [92/474] has come upon Darky [127/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:29 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[02/26/16 04:19:13] Darky [232/783] has come upon Tenorman [303/777] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:16:01 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/26/16 20:00:32] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:38 towards level 76.
[02/27/16 07:33:38] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:38 towards level 76.

[02/29/16 07:22:23] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:11 towards level 76.
[02/29/16 09:38:39] Darky reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Darky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/16 14:03:55] Darky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:10 from level 76.
[03/01/16 15:46:00] Darky [709/789] has come upon Scar3cr0w [266/784] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:10 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/02/16 03:37:01] Opodeldoc [22/342] has challenged Darky [459/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Opodeldoc's clock.
[03/03/16 05:06:35] Darky [85/789] has come upon ville [566/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:47:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/03/16 07:28:07] Darky has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:36 from level 76.
[03/03/16 23:46:48] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:46 towards level 76.
[03/04/16 12:09:53] Darky, Meta, and LordH [1379/2271] have team battled Pithlit, Crazypedia, and prime [983/1279] and won! 1 day, 05:08:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 13:51:44] zokko, lipek, and rharwood [2105/2390] have team battled damyan, Darky, and bootdisk [1559/1718] and won! 0 days, 15:22:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 20:49:10] Darky lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:56 from level 76.
[03/05/16 00:38:52] Darky [78/789] has come upon Fluttershy [678/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:09:40 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/05/16 16:12:33] davidfg4 [867/1071] has challenged Darky [178/789] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[03/05/16 16:12:33] davidfg4 has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:44:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/05/16 18:40:26] Darky [44/789] has come upon keeper_c [839/1239] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:04:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/05/16 19:44:43] Tenorman [384/777] has challenged Darky [360/789] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:55:37 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/05/16 22:32:00] Darky [691/789] has come upon holloway [134/431] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:50:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/08/16 06:01:04] Darky [237/789] has come upon jenksy [449/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:25:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/08/16 20:08:50] Darky [120/789] has challenged MJ94 [647/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:41 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/09/16 00:19:12] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:53 towards level 76.
[03/09/16 07:36:44] Darky [646/789] has come upon Lowbow [120/480] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:53:42 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/12/16 23:44:23] Darky [247/789] has challenged IdleMaster [213/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:55:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/14/16 01:16:11] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:32:48 from level 76.
[03/15/16 02:11:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 6 days, 14:16:46 toward level 76.
[03/15/16 04:48:21] Darky [281/789] has come upon damyan [216/772] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:28:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/15/16 08:15:41] felixfire619, Darky, and Adar [664/1617] have team battled Fluttershy, Plasmastar, and SmOkE_RU [1043/1808] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/16 09:04:12] Darky [180/789] has challenged kork [267/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:56:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/15/16 22:56:50] brycec [33/383] has challenged Darky [20/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from brycec's clock.
[03/16/16 04:10:54] Darky [291/789] has challenged MrGlass [400/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:37:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/16/16 05:51:25] Darky, ruan, and MadHatter [456/1611] have team battled MadMan, Cenhinen, and grant050 [379/1732] and won! 1 day, 08:09:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 14:47:03] Darky [765/789] has come upon yasdorian [384/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:44:25 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/18/16 02:35:14] Darky was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:06 towards level 76.
[03/18/16 09:26:41] Reed [7/240] has challenged Darky [756/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Reed's clock.
[03/19/16 00:33:23] yur [92/174] has challenged Darky [303/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to yur's clock.
[03/19/16 03:13:11] Darky EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:32 from level 76.
[03/20/16 06:10:29] Darky [668/789] has come upon Asara [589/814] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:53:37 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/20/16 06:45:58] Darky [120/789] has challenged himuraken [242/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:11 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/22/16 11:35:37] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:12 from level 76.
[03/27/16 08:46:06] lipek [947/1194] has challenged Darky [549/789] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:03:42 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/27/16 15:55:15] Imhalek [128/139] has challenged Darky [66/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:01 is removed from Imhalek's clock.
[03/28/16 06:53:19] Darky [553/789] has come upon MetaNova [380/499] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:44:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/29/16 12:47:03] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:26:52 is added to his clock.
[03/30/16 03:31:14] Darky [664/789] has come upon hannesenator [806/814] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:56:36 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/30/16 14:29:40] Meta [412/682] has challenged Darky [423/789] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/31/16 16:59:55] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:23 towards level 76.
[04/01/16 10:45:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 6 days, 00:26:19 toward level 76.
[04/01/16 11:28:51] Darky [492/793] has come upon godog [15/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:17:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/02/16 05:18:52] Darky, SynthesizerPatel, and Brom [1872/2168] have team battled MJ94, Satoshi, and SirMonkeybox [1980/2148] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/16 07:56:38] desspugne, Darky, and kensington [421/2330] have team battled Mateusz, TauPan, and yano [122/1651] and won! 0 days, 11:45:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 00:45:39] Knorr, Fluttershy, and Darky [2162/2191] have team battled unicron, thesleepingrozek, and zbart [236/1526] and won! 0 days, 02:12:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 04:28:14] Darky [67/793] has challenged fraq [498/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:22 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/08/16 21:43:10] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:15 towards level 76.
[04/09/16 06:31:04] kenyon, ChasedSpade, and Meta [169/2672] have team battled Samus, Darky, and Adar [549/2160] and lost! 5 days, 03:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 10:56:20] DrOfBaconNomics [346/614] has challenged Darky [552/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/10/16 18:54:04] Ladon, RBecker, and Stokim [86/1831] have team battled Darky, Plasmastar, and tspange [1604/1866] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/16 10:47:39] Darky [664/793] has come upon MJ94 [111/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:05:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/12/16 11:16:32] Darky lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:58 from level 76.
[04/13/16 02:07:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 14:22:51 toward level 76.
[04/14/16 01:35:25] Darky [677/793] has challenged Animalia [215/387] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:06:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/15/16 05:32:47] Darky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:21:28 from level 77.
[04/16/16 09:36:01] Darky [601/793] has come upon identd [536/646] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:35:32 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/17/16 14:55:28] Darky, Milquetoast, and soltys [47/2319] have team battled KeboDK, bl4ckscor3, and Adar [1040/2026] and lost! 1 day, 04:35:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/16 05:23:42] ThePhoenix47 [156/174] has challenged Darky [198/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[04/19/16 02:30:09] buyoq [300/339] has challenged Darky [579/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to buyoq's clock.
[04/19/16 07:13:55] Darky [629/793] has come upon unicron [698/700] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:14:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/19/16 16:28:01] Darky [717/793] has come upon IdleMaster [201/479] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:23:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/19/16 22:00:58] Darky, Cameron_D, and SynthesizerPatel [2285/2633] have team battled allo, echeese, and double [808/1644] and won! 2 days, 04:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/16 23:45:24] Beb [38/328] has challenged Darky [492/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Beb's clock.
[04/20/16 07:35:33] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 15:38:09 is added to his clock.
[04/20/16 10:59:43] Darky [628/793] has come upon yano [207/589] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:54:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/20/16 12:16:52] Darky was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:48:22 from level 77.
[04/21/16 02:58:49] Darky [37/793] has come upon wvlf [314/366] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:18:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/22/16 08:59:31] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:02:11 from level 77.
[04/22/16 15:50:21] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:20:20 towards level 77.
[04/23/16 01:09:07] Darky [455/793] has come upon Boohbah [493/699] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:15:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/23/16 04:17:17] babilen [242/533] has challenged Darky [509/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:24 is added to babilen's clock.
[04/23/16 23:04:36] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:21:05 towards level 77.
[04/24/16 09:30:36] Rapier- [139/156] has challenged Darky [300/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Rapier-'s clock.
[04/25/16 06:44:59] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:03:32 towards level 77.
[04/25/16 14:38:05] ville [400/782] has challenged Darky [393/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:21:00 is removed from ville's clock.
[04/26/16 13:36:54] bheesham [70/388] has challenged Darky [278/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to bheesham's clock.
[04/28/16 00:53:14] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:41:12 is added to his clock.
[04/28/16 16:44:08] Darky [692/793] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [139/205] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:44:34 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/28/16 23:10:05] Darky [411/793] has challenged Cenhinen [558/603] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:36:03 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/29/16 13:56:18] Darky [130/793] has come upon Samus [143/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:33:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/29/16 21:23:26] Darky [72/793] has come upon Ladon [751/856] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:31:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/29/16 22:15:24] Meta [188/689] has come upon Darky [552/793] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:32:45 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/30/16 17:03:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 27 days, 10:47:39 toward level 77.
[04/30/16 19:06:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 22:27:35 from level 77.
[05/01/16 09:44:10] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 10:35:34 is added to his clock.
[05/01/16 13:18:38] Rapier- [114/255] has challenged Darky [520/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Rapier-'s clock.
[05/01/16 14:39:33] Darky [772/799] has come upon identd [28/646] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:03:48 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/02/16 14:43:55] Darky [294/802] has challenged roy [203/575] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:53:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/02/16 15:43:10] Darky [667/802] has come upon nitzer [348/761] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:38:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/03/16 20:55:38] holloway [337/496] has challenged Darky [563/802] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:14:58 is added to holloway's clock.
[05/04/16 12:28:18] freeboson, grant050, and bheesham [63/1609] have team battled Darky, Simie, and Kiesteel [1608/2185] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/16 02:31:13] ifsp, everbrew, and Darky [1161/1472] have team battled vegadark, DrOfBaconNomics, and HeavyPodda [1843/1950] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/16 03:50:08] Darky [409/802] has come upon identd [89/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:28:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/06/16 22:34:59] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:35 towards level 77.
[05/07/16 20:49:25] freeboson, Sixbierehomme, and mthw [1361/1933] have team battled ville, Darky, and bheesham [99/1978] and won! 0 days, 00:12:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 11:16:19] Firien, Gmane, and d34th [1317/2186] have team battled wvlf, roy, and Darky [809/1930] and won! 2 days, 11:33:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 19:12:06] Darky [662/802] has come upon Killerkid [621/844] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:36:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/10/16 01:06:41] Darky [516/802] has come upon Nofew [516/969] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:11:37 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/10/16 09:57:34] HeavyPodda, Tenorman, and babilen [1372/2245] have team battled Intee, kier, and Darky [1155/1968] and won! 0 days, 05:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/16 13:43:12] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:35 towards level 77.
[05/10/16 16:07:18] Darky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:23:38 from level 77.
[05/11/16 08:07:39] jdb [353/606] has challenged Darky [429/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:11:29 is added to jdb's clock.
[05/11/16 10:08:29] Darky [61/802] has challenged Virtual [305/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:24:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/11/16 11:17:56] Kiesteel, Friedolin, and Darky [320/1677] have team battled tspange, Kable, and Doctor [1431/2607] and lost! 0 days, 12:09:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 14:57:42] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:28 towards level 77.
[05/11/16 20:25:31] Darky, wvlf, and zigzag [479/1588] have team battled TheVoid, identd, and Boohbah [514/1796] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 22:25:57] Darky [756/827] has come upon Tenorman [626/803] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:08:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/13/16 04:48:35] Darky [558/827] has come upon Firien [541/808] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:48:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/13/16 04:48:35] Darky has dealt Firien a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:46:42 is added to Firien's clock.
[05/13/16 19:47:08] Chuck, beefnog, and keeper_c [2078/2105] have team battled Darky, ElectRo, and MollyMalone [1679/2434] and won! 0 days, 04:46:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/16 02:33:50] Darky [102/827] has challenged yano [119/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:03 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/14/16 03:24:37] Bvarne, RistoUuranmaki, and MrGlass [1165/1814] have team battled Darky, MadMan, and pants [1719/2110] and lost! 0 days, 20:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 09:36:38] Darky [570/827] has challenged MontyZuma [1000/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:55:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/15/16 00:24:34] PXELord [19/122] has challenged Darky [377/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to PXELord's clock.
[05/15/16 12:40:52] Darky [769/827] has come upon sasaniak [226/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:26:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/15/16 20:50:41] Darky stole PinkiePie's level 53 helm while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 43 helm behind, which PinkiePie then takes.
[05/15/16 23:54:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 17:46:58 from level 77.
[05/16/16 03:47:48] Darky [560/836] has come upon Boohbah [681/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/16/16 05:54:06] Darky [738/836] has challenged himuraken [104/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:09:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/18/16 00:29:59] bigjay, Evrial, and Darky [187/2517] have team battled Satoshi, dax, and zankore [260/1829] and lost! 1 day, 11:25:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 02:58:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 11:47:37 from level 77.
[05/18/16 10:18:12] Darky [819/836] has come upon Tenorman [130/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:25:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/18/16 17:44:02] xerox123 [62/251] has challenged Darky [150/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to xerox123's clock.
[05/20/16 22:42:04] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:59:15 from level 77.
[05/21/16 17:35:51] qedx [57/200] has come upon Darky [728/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:54 is added to qedx's clock.
[05/24/16 03:56:12] Jareeta, RistoUuranmaki, and Darky [503/2433] have team battled gipyelrah, freeboson, and RBecker [391/2356] and won! 1 day, 08:00:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 13:58:06] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:10 towards level 77.
[05/26/16 07:24:35] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:10:00 is added to his clock.
[05/27/16 23:15:48] Furry [543/567] has challenged Darky [166/836] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:59:01 is removed from Furry's clock.
[05/29/16 11:16:48] Darky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:46 from level 77.
[05/31/16 15:23:32] Darky [53/836] has come upon Satoshi [19/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:41:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/31/16 20:54:01] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:08:34 is added to his clock.
[05/31/16 21:14:21] Oooooog [344/477] has come upon Darky [678/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:22 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[06/01/16 23:00:54] yur [65/474] has challenged Darky [390/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:36 is added to yur's clock.
[06/02/16 14:14:07] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:30:30 is added to his clock.
[06/03/16 07:41:44] Darky [24/836] has challenged Geela [227/250] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:44 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/03/16 16:14:28] agrajag [385/705] has come upon Darky [256/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:04:22 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[06/04/16 04:36:28] Darky [282/836] has come upon kork [396/436] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:18:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/04/16 12:23:55] Darky [44/836] has challenged Heisenberg [139/624] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:07:33 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/04/16 15:42:06] Archoak [128/218] has challenged Darky [758/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Archoak's clock.
[06/04/16 17:46:32] Cenhinen, basepi, and kier [1560/2003] have team battled Scar3cr0w, fraq, and Darky [2554/2670] and lost! 1 day, 01:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 21:36:17] Darky [714/836] has challenged AbacusAvenger [90/481] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:41:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/07/16 19:19:12] stonehammer [25/58] has challenged Darky [87/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[06/08/16 20:23:05] Xenthys [380/689] has come upon Darky [48/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:17:48 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[06/08/16 23:18:53] Darky [820/836] has come upon nfsnobody [150/704] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:40:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/09/16 23:15:58] Darky [737/836] has challenged MadMan [209/577] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:59:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/09/16 23:15:58] Darky has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:11:17 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/10/16 01:01:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 10:49:18 from level 78.
[06/10/16 06:49:43] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:07 towards level 78.
[06/10/16 16:48:03] Darky [95/836] has come upon ElectRo [249/922] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:11:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/12/16 08:37:00] Frogging101 [54/452] has challenged Darky [639/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:35:15 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[06/12/16 17:30:23] Darky [218/836] has come upon jwon [429/552] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:24:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/13/16 02:53:15] ChasedSpade, yano, GilbertErik, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/16 03:44:01] Darky [206/836] has challenged Cameron_D [749/1116] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:22:29 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/13/16 17:47:35] Darky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:57:23 from level 78.
[06/15/16 02:42:14] Darky [576/836] has come upon FakeWizard [210/556] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:24:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/15/16 17:19:46] Darky [814/836] has challenged Kronos [352/402] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:31:10 is removed from Darky's clock.

[06/17/16 13:02:23] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:21:56 is added to his clock.
[06/20/16 15:35:34] Herb_Tarlek [343/478] has challenged Darky [434/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/21/16 10:19:47] unicron, Zaratustra, and Darky [1126/2377] have team battled Gamil, Zye, and Agent86 [977/1220] and won! 0 days, 14:04:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/16 22:14:07] colints [46/397] has challenged Darky [14/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from colints's clock.
[06/22/16 21:20:42] DrOfBaconNomics [355/650] has challenged Darky [787/854] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:01:43 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/23/16 05:46:56] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:39:36 is added to his clock.
[06/23/16 13:22:59] Killerkid [585/878] has come upon Darky [529/854] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:37:57 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[06/24/16 07:13:40] grooverider [781/900] has come upon Darky [360/854] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 13:25:48 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/24/16 07:13:40] grooverider has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 11 days, 01:48:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/27/16 17:35:16] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:26:43 towards level 78.
[06/28/16 03:05:26] damyan [800/828] has challenged Darky [818/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:29:15 is added to damyan's clock.
[06/28/16 05:15:04] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:23:30 towards level 78.
[06/28/16 06:11:09] Bradicus [275/378] has challenged Darky [15/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:10 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[06/28/16 19:08:28] Darky, PriceChild, and Brainiac [1884/2078] have team battled dindinx, DoomedExistence, and Heisenberg [1104/1685] and won! 1 day, 13:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/16 01:54:24] Darky got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:22:03 from level 78.
[07/03/16 04:48:06] Darky [744/854] has challenged Boohbah [420/698] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:09:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/04/16 04:18:10] Darky [470/854] has come upon sjefen6 [113/331] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:14:29 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/04/16 05:49:50] Firien, Adar, and Darky [2016/2295] have team battled Kronos, godog, and blizgerg [1269/1883] and won! 2 days, 05:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 17:10:39] aucg, Darky, and PersonalJ [1791/2532] have team battled Cypher, iViLe, and keeper_c [2037/3159] and lost! 1 day, 20:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 14:52:31] Darky was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:00:09 from level 78.
[07/07/16 12:45:13] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:10:07 from level 78.
[07/08/16 03:30:33] magnetik, lipek, and prime [1921/2218] have team battled honkybonky, Darky, and RBecker [418/2310] and won! 0 days, 02:18:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 17:39:55] Darky [315/859] has come upon yur [27/482] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:25:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/10/16 20:26:06] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:07:03 is added to his clock.
[07/11/16 16:00:16] cirdan [745/777] has challenged Darky [36/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:57:17 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[07/12/16 09:30:41] bootdisk [333/424] has come upon Darky [276/859] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:21:40 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[07/12/16 10:34:24] Darky [510/859] has come upon hannesenator [4/871] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:34:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/12/16 10:34:24] Darky has dealt hannesenator a Critical Strike! 8 days, 20:32:26 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/15/16 20:02:48] Darky [689/859] has challenged Woona [437/473] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:54:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/16/16 01:15:40] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:36 towards level 78.
[07/16/16 18:16:09] mwhahaha, vox, and yur [1509/1934] have team battled MetaNova, Darky, and ChasedSpade [1670/2024] and lost! 0 days, 20:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 18:36:23] Darky, dwfreed, and reim [1655/1939] have team battled Tenorman, KyloRen, and vox [1738/2364] and lost! 0 days, 19:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 22:40:16] Darky [133/859] has come upon Kussie [87/525] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:08:14 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/20/16 10:36:23] Darky [291/859] has come upon honkybonky [17/750] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:08:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/20/16 16:21:13] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:20:59 towards level 78.
[07/21/16 19:58:28] Darky [613/859] has challenged Mithkabob [87/287] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:42:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/23/16 03:07:02] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:36:48 towards level 78.
[07/23/16 13:50:40] Killerkid, jdb, and magnetik [2054/2099] have team battled roy, Darky, and Agusanz [997/1936] and won! 1 day, 03:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 08:24:03] SlowRiot [793/996] has challenged Darky [224/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/24/16 22:36:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 14:21:57 from level 78.
[07/24/16 23:32:17] Stokim, yano, and suterismus [1148/2111] have team battled Darky, vBm, and XJR-9 [1560/2029] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 06:22:31] bigjay, strugart, and RistoUuranmaki [146/2429] have team battled Kronos, Crazycatlady, and Darky [969/1765] and lost! 0 days, 14:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 00:51:20] MJ94 [7/684] has challenged Darky [361/859] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/26/16 16:56:46] Darky [328/859] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [394/660] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:29:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/27/16 23:02:36] Reilly [1/83] has challenged Darky [612/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/29/16 11:10:48] TauPan [163/305] has challenged Darky [403/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:48 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/30/16 07:18:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 10 days, 15:11:09 toward level 78.
[07/30/16 12:35:59] swiggins [11/13] has challenged Darky [695/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to swiggins's clock.
[07/31/16 13:35:15] Darky [584/859] has come upon SirMonkeybox [119/869] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:04:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/01/16 08:16:06] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:30:43 is added to his clock.
[08/01/16 14:09:48] Darky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:38:29 from level 78.
[08/01/16 22:43:09] Darky [166/859] has challenged Ladon [697/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:44:58 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/02/16 02:28:41] vox, Herb_Tarlek, and Darky [1634/2202] have team battled Tenorman, Birdbones, and Pithlit [1882/2280] and lost! 0 days, 22:00:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 08:59:23] damyan, NoodleCake, and pfoley [292/2367] have team battled Killerkid, Bradicus, and Darky [625/2132] and lost! 1 day, 00:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/16 07:44:09] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:29 towards level 78.
[08/05/16 10:03:03] WallIdl, Sixbierehomme, and SirMonkeybox [1837/2311] have team battled naf, Darky, and AbacusAvenger [505/1869] and won! 0 days, 04:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/16 11:02:05] Eiam, Danthemandoo, and Str1ngS [1608/1890] have team battled Woona, rharwood, and Darky [1337/1856] and won! 0 days, 18:02:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/16 12:31:54] Darky [839/863] has come upon Killerkid [9/894] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:10:05 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/06/16 15:10:51] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:53 towards level 78.
[08/07/16 07:52:36] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:50 towards level 78.
[08/07/16 16:07:50] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:31:31 is added to his clock.
[08/08/16 02:15:45] Darky [423/863] has come upon cudaman73 [144/503] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:44:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/08/16 09:00:30] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:25 towards level 78.
[08/10/16 00:20:59] Darky [143/863] has come upon PersonalJ [92/745] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:04:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/10/16 00:44:22] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:31 towards level 78.
[08/10/16 03:23:16] Darky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/16 12:34:55] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:01 towards level 78.
[08/14/16 21:45:42] Darky [665/853] has challenged MrGlass [219/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:59:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/15/16 11:42:40] Darky [757/853] has come upon FakeWizard [447/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:45:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/18/16 17:11:00] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:14:09 is added to his clock.
[08/18/16 18:45:02] RBecker, cudaman73, and pants [117/2028] have team battled MontyZuma, Darky, and irix [1658/2930] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 21:28:05] Cameron_D, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [2130/3050] have team battled Anaxyn, MontyZuma, and Darky [2434/2634] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 05:13:16] Darky [648/853] has challenged Tratos [792/976] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:49:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/20/16 00:06:21] Darky [284/853] has come upon abra0 [464/812] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:43:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/20/16 23:24:55] iViLe, roy, and Darky [1433/2431] have team battled suterismus, Lenny, and kensington [2186/2918] and lost! 0 days, 16:40:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 10:47:57] Darky [681/853] has come upon Merkel [50/264] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:08:56 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/21/16 11:41:22] Pascal, yasdorian, and Darky [1615/2032] have team battled kensington, ryushe, and Str1ngS [687/2068] and won! 1 day, 00:41:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/16 00:27:43] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:04:25 towards level 79.
[08/24/16 11:30:13] Darky was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:51:32 from level 79.
[08/24/16 14:58:46] Darky, Str1ngS, and IdleMaster [971/1911] have team battled Relayer, dwfreed, and yur [1078/1268] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/16 21:06:34] Darky [459/853] has come upon pfoley [25/652] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 05:38:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/25/16 18:55:19] WallIdl [529/735] has challenged Darky [568/853] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/26/16 05:01:48] gipyelrah, Onceuponaban, and RBecker [1079/2444] have team battled Darky, Andries, and basepi [1337/1959] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/16 20:56:37] Darky [66/853] has come upon Agent86 [198/590] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:21:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/31/16 21:05:48] darkmage [317/844] has challenged Darky [836/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/31/16 23:58:16] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:54:58 towards level 79.
[09/01/16 05:48:19] dwfreed, PersonalJ, and Darky [292/2098] have team battled bootdisk, pfoley, and freeboson [1303/1836] and lost! 0 days, 17:53:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 12:59:16] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:06:42 towards level 79.
[09/02/16 08:28:16] Darky [272/853] has come upon elf [99/914] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:17:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/02/16 09:34:31] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:42 towards level 79.
[09/03/16 15:22:24] efn_idle_hobo [165/281] has challenged Darky [701/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to efn_idle_hobo's clock.
[09/03/16 19:57:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 22 days, 14:06:05 toward level 79.
[09/03/16 22:36:19] Darky [192/853] has come upon Pithlit [314/475] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:41:33 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/04/16 02:40:25] Darky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:23:38 from level 79.
[09/06/16 08:47:00] ohforfsake [42/68] has challenged Darky [812/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to ohforfsake's clock.
[09/06/16 09:30:13] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:13:17 from level 79.
[09/08/16 09:44:43] Jagon, Darky, and Crazycatlady [1564/1933] have team battled brendan, efn_idle_hobo, and RistoUuranmaki [377/2047] and won! 1 day, 22:33:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/16 00:58:53] Darky was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:52:53 from level 79.
[09/09/16 01:14:23] Darky [437/853] has challenged Cameron_D [425/1110] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:19:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/25/16 21:20:22] Darky set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:27:33 from level 79.

[09/26/16 06:29:32] Darky [569/853] has come upon Xikeon [270/348] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:47:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/27/16 11:55:23] prime, kork, and pfoley [342/1443] have team battled Darky, Pici, and XenGi [2045/2607] and lost! 1 day, 22:12:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 05:03:30] Pici, canton7, and zokko [895/1862] have team battled Darky, JanQ, and arlen [1529/1988] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 18:31:27] Darky [75/853] has challenged Cameron_D [234/1103] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:05:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/28/16 21:32:38] Darky [403/853] has challenged Heisenberg [430/735] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:39:04 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/29/16 01:12:31] moffz0r, Darky, and FakeWizard [910/1649] have team battled allo, IndigoTiger, and elf [1343/1888] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/16 02:22:42] vox [350/1040] has come upon Darky [217/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:42:04 is removed from vox's clock.
[09/29/16 16:56:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 22 days, 19:54:29 toward level 79.
[09/30/16 08:28:59] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:24:24 is added to his clock.
[10/02/16 10:56:38] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:44 towards level 79.
[10/03/16 04:06:03] idisjunction [460/1036] has challenged Darky [473/817] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:59:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/03/16 17:10:36] Darky [123/817] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [596/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:03:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/04/16 07:56:59] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:24 from level 79.
[10/05/16 08:03:37] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:41 towards level 79.
[10/07/16 00:18:21] Merkel [212/405] has challenged Darky [552/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Merkel's clock.
[10/07/16 12:03:55] Darky got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:04:56 from level 79.
[10/11/16 23:02:58] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:02 towards level 79.
[10/17/16 19:07:57] ^xnyx^ [101/135] has challenged Darky [75/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:45 is removed from ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/18/16 09:48:24] Woona, Herb_Tarlek, and BronyDee [30/1922] have team battled shandor, fangfufu, and Darky [84/2155] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 23:45:38] Reilly, Furry, Fluttershy, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/16 10:27:50] Iceman [33/135] has challenged Darky [183/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to Iceman's clock.
[10/26/16 13:29:50] Darky [505/817] has come upon darkmage [17/900] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:13:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/26/16 23:14:01] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:33 towards level 79.
[10/27/16 21:34:26] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:14 towards level 79.
[10/29/16 08:23:29] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:14:18 towards level 79.
[10/30/16 21:06:01] Darky [499/822] has challenged SynDroid [200/291] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:32:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/30/16 22:16:46] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:55 towards level 79.
[10/31/16 00:00:55] Mateusz, Pokota, and Darky [2022/2211] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, kensington, and elf [1764/2017] and won! 0 days, 22:11:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/16 02:04:44] Darky [382/822] has come upon zokko [223/693] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:28:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/31/16 09:34:22] Darky [501/822] has come upon JeDaYoshi [114/420] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:24:59 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/31/16 16:13:06] Jareeta [449/1053] has challenged Darky [298/822] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:23:24 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[11/01/16 15:09:27] Darky set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:30 from level 79.
[11/01/16 17:22:21] Darky [328/822] has challenged BURUT [806/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/02/16 14:07:14] Fudster [132/225] has challenged Darky [429/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Fudster's clock.
[11/02/16 16:25:40] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:44 towards level 79.
[11/02/16 17:55:07] Darky [724/822] has come upon stonehammer [137/786] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:09:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/04/16 16:29:00] Darky [384/822] has come upon CornFly [279/938] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:01:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/04/16 17:59:29] Darky [192/822] has come upon Bvarne [638/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:05:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/05/16 08:26:52] Darky saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:07:40 from level 79.
[11/05/16 10:33:00] basepi, unicron, and idisjunction [949/2620] have team battled TauPan, Darky, and Agent86 [45/1706] and won! 2 days, 14:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/16 00:45:24] Darky, Budzogan, and vegadark [538/1798] have team battled Tratos, gabriel, and jenksy [1247/2998] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 03:35:59] BronyDee [443/577] has come upon Darky [209/822] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:16:28 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[11/09/16 23:50:22] Darky [746/822] has come upon Chuck [228/481] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:47:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/10/16 00:35:41] elf [246/898] has come upon Darky [200/822] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:36:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/10/16 03:37:44] Darky [638/822] has challenged ruan [185/396] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:43:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/11/16 04:28:32] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:25:43 is added to his clock.
[11/12/16 00:56:51] Darky [597/822] has challenged pkuz [196/384] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:05:42 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/13/16 04:18:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 6 days, 08:13:40 toward level 79.
[11/13/16 21:51:56] Zye, nikoJ, and Lios [1514/2049] have team battled Darky, AngryParsley, and Agent86 [604/1998] and won! 0 days, 23:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 12:59:14] AbacusAvenger, shandor, and zokko [1973/1991] have team battled ruan, Darky, and Majak [1248/1772] and won! 1 day, 07:35:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 01:56:00] Tzic, zid, and Darky [540/2483] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Tharbakery, and MetaNova [1142/1658] and lost! 0 days, 05:50:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/16 12:37:39] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:25 towards level 79.
[11/17/16 20:49:35] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/16 21:28:57] Andries, Darky, and elix0r [543/1740] have team battled Unikitty, Heisenberg, and Eldoreth [42/2365] and won! 0 days, 01:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 00:10:21] Darky [717/837] has come upon AngryParsley [425/719] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:42:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/19/16 02:29:04] himuraken, Cenhinen, and Brainiac [179/1811] have team battled PiotrekD, Darky, and gabriel [2247/2661] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 17:14:20] AbacusAvenger, PersonalJ, and godog [19/1977] have team battled Darky, simple, and Meta [1466/2399] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 03:14:49] Darky [418/837] has come upon zid [18/841] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:14:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/20/16 07:58:41] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:42 towards level 79.
[11/20/16 22:15:38] tmberg [287/801] has challenged Darky [549/837] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:30:07 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/21/16 14:25:02] Darky [4/837] has come upon zokko [687/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:07 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/21/16 21:12:13] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:55 towards level 79.
[11/21/16 23:25:27] Darky [587/837] has challenged gabriel [47/1137] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:48:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/21/16 23:25:27] Darky has dealt gabriel a Critical Strike! 5 days, 20:03:13 is added to gabriel's clock.
[11/22/16 14:48:42] freeboson, pixelate, and double [719/1761] have team battled Darky, Regnor, and KeboDK [386/2591] and won! 1 day, 15:24:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/16 17:32:34] Darky [82/837] has challenged roy [145/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:31:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/22/16 23:23:04] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:52 towards level 79.
[11/23/16 09:59:32] borsin, elf, and Andries [359/2018] have team battled Milquetoast, Iciloo, and Darky [621/1926] and lost! 0 days, 12:39:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 21:36:42] Ttech [272/1478] has challenged Darky [560/842] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to Ttech's clock.
[11/25/16 23:02:49] SlowRiot [611/937] has challenged Darky [141/842] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:56:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/25/16 23:02:49] SlowRiot has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:44:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/26/16 23:47:34] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:42 towards level 79.
[11/27/16 09:00:56] Darky, Bkid, and SN4T14 [460/1961] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, eva42, and petrichor [1075/2831] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 11:35:14] arg8bluefan [2/5] has challenged Darky [209/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[11/28/16 13:24:12] Darky [341/842] has come upon ville [404/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:04:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/29/16 11:09:41] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:29 towards level 79.
[11/29/16 14:32:46] Darky, IndigoTiger, and Iri [1183/2226] have team battled pfoley, zokko, and dxrt [2221/2285] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 03:42:39] astropoint [549/604] has challenged Darky [149/842] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:36:47 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[11/30/16 18:48:43] Darky [798/842] has challenged Virtual [482/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:36 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/01/16 15:21:48] pagz [99/264] has challenged Darky [377/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to pagz's clock.
[12/01/16 18:58:09] Darky [528/842] has challenged elbie [14/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/01/16 21:26:12] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:43 towards level 79.
[12/04/16 16:36:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 3 days, 23:11:06 toward level 79.
[12/04/16 16:51:49] Darky [490/842] has come upon PinkiePie [164/723] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:09:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/04/16 16:56:02] Darky, AngryParsley, and elbie [1689/1891] have team battled Mirc0p, allo, and Lemelisk [675/2085] and won! 0 days, 04:06:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 17:45:49] soltys, Babar, and robochot [1891/2095] have team battled Darky, everbrew, and Bkid [1455/2417] and won! 0 days, 03:07:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 14:34:37] Mateusz [656/842] has challenged Darky [317/842] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:28:14 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/06/16 07:35:22] Darky [128/842] has challenged godog [39/674] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:11:09 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/06/16 14:15:05] ville, Darky, and Heisenberg [210/2490] have team battled Andries, Babar, and irix [1968/2714] and lost! 4 days, 05:08:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/16 16:45:07] Cypher [719/1073] has challenged Darky [531/842] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:09:39 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/13/16 08:48:59] Darky [557/842] has challenged Babar [669/971] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:00:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/13/16 09:11:20] PriceChild, womblecat, and glook [888/1226] have team battled Cypher, Darky, and Xenthys [1195/2586] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 18:11:50] Darky [190/842] has challenged shandor [594/792] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:44:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/16/16 20:10:22] Darky [726/842] has come upon sasaniak [477/513] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 09:18:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/16/16 21:22:39] Darky [37/842] has challenged Zye [524/718] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:50:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/17/16 08:44:29] Darky [588/842] has come upon iViLe [883/1024] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:46:02 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/17/16 20:31:59] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:26:35 towards level 80.
[12/17/16 21:48:19] Darky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 05:54:08 from level 80.
[12/18/16 06:58:17] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:41:45 towards level 80.
[12/18/16 07:08:49] Darky has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:44:04 from level 80.
[12/18/16 23:38:12] Darky [159/842] has come upon robox [196/650] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:08:37 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/19/16 17:49:37] Darky [803/842] has challenged Majak [504/529] in combat and won! 23 days, 22:02:14 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/19/16 18:33:57] yasdorian, MetaNova, and Darky [693/1868] have team battled bete_noire, MadMan, and suterismus [6/2473] and won! 5 days, 23:14:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/16 10:23:06] arlen [603/704] has come upon Darky [448/842] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:55:59 is removed from arlen's clock.
[12/20/16 10:49:40] JensRex, Virtual, and Globalirc [87/2010] have team battled Darky, Bradicus, and Nofew [768/2432] and lost! 2 days, 02:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 10:56:25] Fluttershy [417/900] has challenged Darky [125/842] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:54:43 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[12/20/16 15:58:27] Darky [507/842] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [353/1012] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:16:27 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/21/16 14:33:10] Darky [247/842] has come upon Reilly [79/423] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:12:24 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/22/16 08:14:21] damyan [674/981] has challenged Darky [424/842] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:36:34 is removed from damyan's clock.
[12/23/16 07:26:51] Darky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:23:05 from level 80.
[12/23/16 11:36:40] theemstra, shymega, and Euronur [273/1526] have team battled Asara, Darky, and TauPan [1429/2265] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 11:01:01] Evrial, Darky, and theZoMBiE [1559/2281] have team battled yano, Commie, and LordH [1571/1695] and lost! 1 day, 00:56:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 23:17:25] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:02:32 towards level 80.
[12/25/16 07:13:03] Darky [311/845] has come upon Sundance [78/514] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:12:31 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/25/16 19:43:59] bete_noire [0/539] has challenged Darky [707/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:04:36 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[12/25/16 20:44:22] Darky [737/845] has challenged sasaniak [188/513] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:11:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/25/16 23:25:24] Darky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:16:10 from level 80.
[12/26/16 10:58:55] woonack, FakeWizard, and freeboson [491/1905] have team battled Darky, Sixbierehomme, and Cameron_D [685/2819] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/16 19:35:42] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:42:22 towards level 80.
[12/27/16 02:55:22] Darky [167/845] has challenged fwilson [177/511] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:00:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/28/16 17:29:46] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/16 07:15:05] brantje [201/238] has challenged Darky [128/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from brantje's clock.
[12/30/16 07:18:49] Birdbones, FakeWizard, and XJR-9 [1600/2489] have team battled glook, IndigoTiger, and Darky [694/2235] and won! 3 days, 18:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 09:12:51] noother, Cameron_D, and eva42 [398/3489] have team battled Virtual, Darky, and ville [883/2292] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/17 08:34:52] Iri, sjums_the_great, and Darky [1672/1724] have team battled Mirc0p, dindinx, and Levivig [225/1455] and won! 0 days, 08:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/17 13:33:56] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:24:19 from level 80.
[01/01/17 20:52:44] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:42:49 towards level 80.
[01/04/17 02:06:51] Darky [534/861] has challenged dclaw123 [8/781] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:19:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/04/17 20:03:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 35 days, 15:15:30 toward level 80.
[01/06/17 08:40:13] Darky [455/861] has come upon Pici [328/956] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:39:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/07/17 15:01:01] Darky [730/861] has come upon basepi [513/842] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:33:20 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/08/17 06:25:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 16:38:02 from level 80.
[01/08/17 14:43:35] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:35 towards level 80.
[01/08/17 19:02:00] Sundance, Firien, Darky, and Everyman have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/17 13:12:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:12:53 from level 80.
[01/11/17 13:21:00] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:46:51 towards level 80.
[01/11/17 15:36:36] alexj, Darky, and JensRex [1465/2119] have team battled Andries, bootdisk, and SudoKing [572/1837] and won! 0 days, 09:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 01:02:18] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:29 towards level 80.
[01/12/17 11:17:20] dindinx [4/424] has come upon Darky [816/861] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:36 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/12/17 12:59:17] Darky [68/861] has come upon Xenthys [555/665] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:31:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/12/17 19:29:07] RistoUuranmaki [328/661] has come upon Darky [823/861] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:57:50 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/13/17 01:26:44] Darky [80/861] has challenged Killerkid [564/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:55:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/13/17 15:32:01] canton7 [207/706] has challenged Darky [662/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:32 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/14/17 13:49:50] Darky, TauPan, and sjums_the_great [1587/1635] have team battled MJ94, Zye, and MadMan [1771/2295] and lost! 0 days, 10:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/17 15:26:24] pants, rxcomm, and Darky [1193/2397] have team battled Realmy, khmerboy, and RBecker [443/2116] and won! 2 days, 23:10:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 20:48:20] MrGlass, Xenthys, and gipyelrah [1707/2488] have team battled Pithlit, Zaratustra, and Darky [1786/2316] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 22:55:17] Cenhinen, Darky, dwfreed, and dindinx have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/17 02:26:44] Darky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:34:51 from level 80.
[01/22/17 11:49:32] Darky [40/861] has challenged grooverider [327/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:37:31 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/22/17 16:36:28] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:02:37 is added to his clock.
[01/22/17 21:38:16] Darky was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:53:19 from level 80.
[01/24/17 05:02:24] SynthesizerPatel, Darky, and SudoKing [879/2321] have team battled theemstra, Pithlit, and Mithkabob [365/1724] and won! 0 days, 10:54:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 06:50:34] Iri [177/383] has come upon Darky [211/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:58 is added to Iri's clock.
[01/24/17 19:57:58] Gatewayy [125/868] has challenged Darky [601/861] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[01/25/17 04:16:19] SlowRiot [876/911] has come upon Darky [159/861] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:34:42 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/25/17 05:13:24] Darky [704/861] has challenged Doctor [309/968] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:05:25 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/13/17 20:55:04] johngaden, Darky, and Killerkid [1055/2087] have team battled basepi, vuffie, and mordac [1719/1943] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 07:41:24] Darky [540/865] has come upon Lemelisk [615/1137] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:40:15 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/15/17 16:15:31] Darky [606/865] has challenged tmberg [837/875] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:52:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/15/17 18:16:14] JuanMaestro [575/578] has challenged Darky [864/865] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:17:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/15/17 20:16:57] Nofew [1007/1129] has challenged Darky [128/865] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:54:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/15/17 21:13:24] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:22 towards level 80.
[03/16/17 20:33:55] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:19:59 is added to his clock.
[03/19/17 00:12:24] JensRex [773/867] has come upon Darky [820/865] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:44:01 is added to JensRex's clock.
[03/19/17 11:52:16] Tharbakery [17/530] has come upon Darky [110/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:37 is added to Tharbakery's clock.
[03/20/17 08:18:39] Darky had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:43:47 towards level 80.
[03/22/17 03:36:02] Darky [498/865] has come upon basepi [241/860] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:21:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/22/17 20:10:10] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:49:36 towards level 80.
[03/23/17 13:21:25] Darky, Euronur, and Ironhoof [1015/2610] have team battled Reilly, idlerpgww, and xa [81/1372] and won! 0 days, 18:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 23:03:12] Darky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:31 towards level 80.
[03/25/17 13:54:54] Darky stole MrGlass's level 226 weapon while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 206 weapon behind, which MrGlass then takes.
[03/26/17 01:03:19] FakeWizard, kenyon, and simple [434/2480] have team battled Darky, Ladon, and NoodleCake [105/2625] and won! 3 days, 09:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 07:43:12] Darky [372/883] has come upon vegadark [70/445] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:44:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/26/17 13:12:03] Darky [594/883] has challenged elbie [648/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:13:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/26/17 18:05:00] Darky, vegadark, and Avocet [758/1671] have team battled himuraken, holloway, and Satoshi [801/2117] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 21:37:30] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:56:07 is added to his clock.
[03/29/17 14:08:06] Darky [802/883] has come upon Zaratustra [275/948] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:19:31 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/31/17 20:25:43] Lios, h00k, and dodobrain [2562/2596] have team battled blizgerg, everbrew, and Darky [835/2467] and won! 2 days, 00:17:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 21:38:37] Darky [51/883] has come upon Asara [491/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:11:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/02/17 00:10:45] allo [143/489] has come upon Darky [417/883] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:56:01 is added to allo's clock.
[04/03/17 04:01:59] Darky has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:28:41 from level 80.
[04/04/17 09:30:46] Killerkid, Bradicus, and darkmage [638/2540] have team battled Darky, MJ94, and IndigoTiger [1269/2791] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/17 16:02:37] Darky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:47 towards level 80.
[04/05/17 13:42:35] SirMonkeybox [483/918] has challenged Darky [100/883] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:14:55 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/05/17 19:58:32] Darky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:39:02 from level 80.
[04/05/17 21:55:34] SynthesizerPatel [466/1045] has come upon Darky [675/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:44:53 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/06/17 01:51:33] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:29:24 towards level 80.
[04/07/17 00:09:58] TheGrumpyScot [271/377] has challenged Darky [159/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[04/07/17 01:08:45] Darky, XenGi, and Cameron_D [472/3212] have team battled Cypher, vuffie, and bl4ckscor3 [272/1958] and won! 2 days, 11:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 13:58:01] Darky [385/883] has come upon mwhahaha [224/595] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:24:09 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/11/17 12:56:09] himuraken, Darky, and SudoKing [1976/2333] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Gatewayy, and ehjax [814/1426] and won! 1 day, 06:46:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 01:23:10] manish17xxx, Darky, and Ttech [966/2742] have team battled osannatas, MrGlass, and pixelate [913/1880] and won! 0 days, 22:07:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 13:25:21] csssuf, Firien, and Furry [132/1822] have team battled PiotrekD, Globalirc, and Darky [834/2243] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/17 00:13:45] Darky misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:58:51 from level 80.
[07/11/17 21:28:19] Xenthys [650/745] has come upon Darky [193/883] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:18:43 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[07/12/17 13:43:21] Darky [564/883] has come upon NoodleCake [457/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:20:12 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/13/17 20:26:23] Skyie [314/532] has challenged Darky [422/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:02 is added to Skyie's clock.
[07/14/17 11:37:03] Darky [459/883] has challenged wulk [313/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:06 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/14/17 23:34:58] Darky [556/883] has come upon Gatewayy [346/820] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/15/17 12:46:34] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:45 towards level 80.
[07/15/17 22:21:24] dindinx, Andries, Darky, and shandor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/17 14:45:41] blizgerg [589/1126] has challenged Darky [59/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:01:05 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/17/17 03:58:43] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:55:35 is added to his clock.
[07/17/17 21:18:54] Darky sharpened the edge of his weapon! Darky's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/17 01:13:15] Darky [836/903] has come upon lipek [911/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:39 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/18/17 08:19:46] Darky, elbie, and mwhahaha [1584/2323] have team battled IndigoTiger, RBecker, and freeboson [34/2580] and won! 0 days, 04:21:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 01:44:20] Darky [635/910] has challenged holloway [280/776] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/20/17 18:11:12] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 20:52:29 is added to his clock.
[07/21/17 03:04:16] Darky [355/910] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [543/752] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:44:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/23/17 21:57:07] bigjay [46/1135] has come upon Darky [869/910] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:45:52 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/23/17 22:28:08] Antium, Darky, and AngryParsley [891/2398] have team battled yasdorian, elf, and ToHellWithGA [544/1826] and won! 1 day, 06:57:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/17 06:34:54] vegadark [404/495] has challenged Darky [5/910] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:24 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/24/17 16:26:01] Chuck, bootdisk, and Dork_Knight [1426/1763] have team battled Psilocybe, Darky, and Brady [1251/2120] and won! 0 days, 04:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 15:40:53] WallIdl, Ttech, and nickware [1450/3013] have team battled eva42, Darky, and sbp [558/2760] and won! 1 day, 10:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 12:28:05] Darky [829/910] has come upon freeboson [272/811] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:45:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/27/17 02:04:26] Xenthys, Fattyeater, and Killerkid [257/1789] have team battled Darky, pfoley, and max [1755/2279] and lost! 1 day, 04:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/17 11:32:47] Darky was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:12:17 from level 81.
[07/28/17 23:02:11] Bl4ckC0r3, glook, and Darky [100/2086] have team battled imr, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [467/1346] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/17 03:20:56] valdur55 [10/575] has challenged Darky [272/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to valdur55's clock.
[08/01/17 01:43:49] Atan [398/531] has come upon Darky [564/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:49:52 is added to Atan's clock.
[08/02/17 09:53:00] Sixbierehomme [347/746] has challenged Darky [481/916] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:09:05 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/02/17 14:53:47] Darky [427/916] has challenged Heisenberg [747/976] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:19:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/02/17 19:20:51] SpikeX [291/420] has come upon Darky [790/916] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:33:39 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[08/03/17 01:55:43] Darky [865/916] has challenged sjefen6 [34/410] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:25:33 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/05/17 14:38:15] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:58:45 towards level 81.
[08/06/17 03:15:11] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:31:11 towards level 81.
[08/06/17 14:10:10] Lios [642/823] has challenged Darky [190/916] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:55:59 is removed from Lios's clock.
[08/06/17 21:48:53] adamchainz, Darky, and suterismus [746/2499] have team battled dindinx, Syloq, and AbacusAvenger [20/1835] and won! 0 days, 03:54:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 05:16:48] Darky [669/916] has challenged Fluttershy [600/816] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:55:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/08/17 08:09:16] HeavyPodda, pants, and mordac [1522/2809] have team battled grooverider, AgentThom, and Darky [1095/2373] and won! 1 day, 01:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 00:30:38] Darky [700/916] has come upon tspange [697/792] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:15:53 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/09/17 05:27:21] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:07 towards level 81.
[08/09/17 11:22:08] Darky [94/916] has challenged AgentThom [47/319] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:14 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/10/17 01:10:20] Darky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:40 towards level 81.
[08/10/17 02:01:25] Darky [210/916] has come upon XJR-9 [722/770] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:33:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/10/17 17:56:29] tspange [776/815] has challenged Darky [865/916] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to tspange's clock.
[08/10/17 18:12:32] Darky, Hydrogenum, and arlen [1376/2257] have team battled SlowRiot, kline, and meffe [808/1828] and won! 1 day, 09:41:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/17 22:11:53] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:09 towards level 81.
[08/11/17 09:59:23] Darky [443/916] has come upon SirMonkeybox [281/928] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:25:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/11/17 13:55:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 7 days, 21:15:17 toward level 81.
[08/13/17 10:38:20] Darky [539/916] has challenged SirMonkeybox [288/928] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/13/17 19:41:03] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:05 towards level 81.
[08/14/17 08:22:53] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:45:30 towards level 81.
[08/15/17 08:47:18] codedeeply, AngryParsley, himuraken, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/17 09:54:19] Kylie [267/331] has challenged Darky [678/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Kylie's clock.
[08/15/17 17:05:24] osannatas, Misza, and SynthesizerPatel [1501/2878] have team battled Fluttershy, Darky, and HeavyPodda [534/2918] and won! 1 day, 10:46:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 19:54:50] SpikeX [362/420] has challenged Darky [160/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:53 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[08/18/17 10:03:30] Darky [287/916] has challenged Xenthys [61/555] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:33:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/18/17 19:33:34] Khorne, fattrat, and yano [824/2036] have team battled Sixbierehomme, rxcomm, and Darky [276/2465] and won! 0 days, 03:43:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 00:59:32] Darky [441/916] has come upon Fattyeater [30/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:23:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/20/17 05:21:13] AncalagonThBlack [261/803] has challenged Darky [890/916] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[08/20/17 23:33:14] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:15:40 is added to his clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:14] SlowRiot, Meta, elbie, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 22:47:41] Darky [401/916] has come upon MJ94 [618/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:13:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/22/17 06:18:46] Evrial [633/657] has challenged Darky [849/916] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:05:51 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/22/17 08:44:40] glorgamitch [534/545] has challenged Darky [127/916] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[08/22/17 12:16:57] Darky [417/916] has come upon elbie [127/770] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:06:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/23/17 05:57:42] Darky walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:29 from level 81.
[08/23/17 06:38:02] Majak, Darky, and Adar [1720/1937] have team battled codedeeply, Agent86, and Lnk [1810/1958] and lost! 1 day, 01:00:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 12:06:44] Darky discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:10 towards level 81.
[08/24/17 02:49:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Darky with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:12:40 from level 81.
[08/24/17 15:46:57] Darky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:37 towards level 81.
[08/25/17 09:31:32] Darky [143/916] has challenged Eldoreth [283/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/26/17 18:20:51] Cameron_D [936/1468] has come upon Darky [30/916] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:09:10 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/26/17 20:36:23] Darky [692/916] has come upon Realmy [86/1043] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:35:44 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/27/17 04:43:26] Darky [874/916] has come upon pants [3/754] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:05 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/27/17 05:43:06] RistoUuranmaki, pants, and Nofew [608/2623] have team battled Darky, jamesl, and awgh [1859/2094] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/17 08:54:37] Darky [880/916] has come upon dindinx [505/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:22:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/28/17 07:59:53] Darky [334/916] has come upon Psilocybe [546/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/28/17 17:26:12] Asara, Cameron_D, and valdur55 [1115/3264] have team battled Darky, woonack, and xa [544/1861] and won! 0 days, 16:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 19:08:56] Darky [56/916] has challenged Mithkabob [61/556] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/28/17 22:49:18] Majak, Malvolio, and hannesenator [1763/1925] have team battled sigmg, zid, and Darky [32/2337] and won! 0 days, 00:10:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 04:17:11] Darky [40/916] has come upon awgh [795/807] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:56:44 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/30/17 03:48:03] Globalirc, Darky, and manish17xxx [721/2370] have team battled Zaratustra, glorgamitch, and RistoUuranmaki [336/2409] and won! 2 days, 16:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 04:39:21] Darky was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:34:02 from level 82.
[08/31/17 19:24:14] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:28:24 towards level 82.
[09/01/17 04:01:43] Darky [517/916] has come upon Brainiac [422/715] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:12:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/02/17 01:14:44] spillere [540/596] has challenged Darky [729/916] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:18 is added to spillere's clock.
[09/07/17 05:33:36] Dubbins [20/206] has challenged Darky [94/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Dubbins's clock.
[09/07/17 21:37:35] Darky [798/936] has challenged Lnk [458/711] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:15:42 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/07/17 21:37:35] In the fierce battle, Lnk dropped his level 58 set of leggings! Darky picks it up, tossing his old level 37 set of leggings to Lnk.
[09/08/17 02:19:34] Darky [121/954] has come upon PinkiePie [671/858] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:22:35 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/09/17 07:43:06] Darky [47/954] has challenged himuraken [326/885] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:08:24 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/10/17 09:47:24] manish17xxx [462/734] has challenged Darky [85/954] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:56:02 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[09/10/17 10:39:45] Darky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:20:28 towards level 82.
[09/11/17 18:15:33] Syloq, theZoMBiE, and Furry [119/1987] have team battled Darky, qbit, and canton7 [1335/2510] and lost! 1 day, 00:25:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 18:43:16] Milquetoast, Pici, and Darky [1516/3036] have team battled V`ger, JuanMaestro, and dwfreed [1417/1608] and won! 2 days, 18:43:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/17 02:21:25] Darky, ruan, and Malvolio [1299/1858] have team battled XJR-9, wolfkin, and sunri5e [39/1595] and won! 0 days, 06:00:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/17 05:07:46] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:59:22 towards level 82.
[09/13/17 06:32:00] Syloq, Cameron_D, and Darky [532/2863] have team battled zankore, V`ger, and Andries [1939/2022] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/17 10:56:12] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 16:20:23 is added to his clock.
[09/16/17 15:03:59] Darky, Mithkabob, and dindinx [551/2030] have team battled Mars, fattrat, and pfoley [1469/2444] and lost! 0 days, 20:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 12:54:33] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:45:40 towards level 82.
[09/19/17 02:20:45] Darky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Darky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/17 09:18:32] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 11:11:43 is added to his clock.
[09/19/17 10:56:03] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:48:37 towards level 82.
[09/20/17 03:52:24] Darky, ToHellWithGA, and MJ94 [1837/2325] have team battled Euronur, Pici, and brycec [1269/2596] and won! 7 days, 08:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 13:16:39] Darky [931/945] has come upon LordH [645/1020] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:10:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/21/17 07:10:42] Darky [425/945] has come upon Hydrogenum [99/430] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:33:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/21/17 15:45:33] exa [124/360] has challenged Darky [455/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to exa's clock.
[09/21/17 22:12:38] kork, Darky, and AncalagonThBlack [475/1846] have team battled IndigoTiger, hannesenator, and mustek [1441/3233] and lost! 1 day, 00:05:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/17 05:26:05] JensRex [490/1103] has come upon Darky [893/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:18:55 is added to JensRex's clock.
[09/25/17 14:37:58] elbie, Darky, and theemstra [2265/2461] have team battled xa, Nofew, and m0shbear [1651/2476] and won! 5 days, 19:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/17 16:55:23] Darky, brendan, and IndigoTiger [2108/3406] have team battled yasdorian, crysys, and tycoon177 [680/1108] and won! 0 days, 14:42:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 02:32:49] fattrat [910/1215] has challenged Darky [205/945] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:46:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/01/17 15:36:36] freeboson [447/834] has challenged Darky [207/945] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:05:00 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/02/17 09:41:59] Darky [878/945] has challenged theZoMBiE [470/895] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:08:54 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/06/17 09:07:50] Darky [483/945] has challenged vrillusions [8/993] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:48:00 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/07/17 22:01:51] Darky grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:48 towards level 82.
[10/08/17 05:21:57] Darky [100/945] has challenged LegendaryQ [187/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:29 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/08/17 20:15:43] Darky [669/945] has come upon Khorne [81/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:57:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/09/17 08:30:51] csssuf [129/503] has challenged Darky [8/945] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:56:34 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[10/09/17 12:42:08] Darky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:16 towards level 82.
[10/09/17 21:38:47] Mars, neurospex, and JensRex [554/2834] have team battled loomysh, wulk, and Darky [1614/1882] and lost! 0 days, 11:45:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/17 21:39:48] meffe, qbit, and wulk [1678/1706] have team battled Darky, vrillusions, and unicron [236/2679] and won! 0 days, 00:34:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 00:35:57] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:03 towards level 82.
[10/11/17 04:18:50] Xenthys, blind, and Bradicus [72/2129] have team battled D.Va, Darky, and elf [1326/2409] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/17 06:33:55] IndigoTiger, zid, and Euronur [2094/2614] have team battled Darky, Luamil, and crysys [421/1604] and won! 1 day, 16:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 16:10:16] valdur55, Crazycatlady, and holloway [422/2152] have team battled m0shbear, Darky, and RBecker [21/2497] and won! 0 days, 14:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 17:57:30] damyan [387/760] has challenged Darky [736/945] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:21:17 is added to damyan's clock.
[10/12/17 19:58:17] CoolChris [11/20] has challenged Darky [412/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[10/13/17 04:22:50] Darky [865/945] has come upon x0 [20/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:13:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/13/17 05:50:35] Darky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:53 from level 82.
[10/13/17 11:36:33] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:13 from level 82.
[10/13/17 22:15:39] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:27 towards level 82.
[10/14/17 03:53:37] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:38:40 is added to his clock.
[10/14/17 08:38:21] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:04 from level 82.
[10/14/17 12:11:18] valdur55 [364/710] has challenged Darky [662/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:09:59 is added to valdur55's clock.
[10/15/17 18:23:06] Darky [117/945] has come upon david [103/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:00:17 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/15/17 19:56:07] Darky, m0shbear, and mwhahaha [84/2359] have team battled J, nfsnobody, and Zye [850/2349] and lost! 1 day, 04:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 20:21:20] Darky [909/945] has challenged Tenorman [184/1035] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:30:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/16/17 21:40:30] MadMan, Darky, and Ninetales [1125/2303] have team battled Syloq, MJ94, and manish17xxx [1436/2124] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 16:59:52] Darky [342/945] has come upon x0 [144/290] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:27:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/17/17 20:21:29] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:44:05 is added to his clock.
[10/17/17 20:36:49] Cameron_D [1232/1486] has challenged Darky [266/945] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:51:44 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/18/17 15:27:15] Darky [673/945] has challenged suterismus [476/1292] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:02:05 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/20/17 22:42:47] Darky [256/945] has come upon sasaniak [216/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:25:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/22/17 22:40:26] Darky [856/965] has come upon djm [214/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/24/17 09:58:44] Darky [6/965] has come upon yano [163/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/24/17 19:23:05] Darky [883/965] has challenged dclaw123 [443/1000] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:01:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/25/17 02:36:15] Darky ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:24:23 from level 83.
[10/25/17 04:15:33] Adar [373/617] has challenged Darky [772/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:31:30 is added to Adar's clock.
[10/26/17 02:22:29] Darky [665/965] has challenged pixelate [143/501] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:01:12 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/26/17 05:01:52] Dalai [132/339] has challenged Darky [703/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/26/17 14:26:11] brycec [466/757] has challenged Darky [570/965] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:26:02 is added to brycec's clock.
[10/29/17 04:06:11] LordH, AbrahamLinksys, Darky, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 18:27:44] Darky [227/965] has come upon awgh [82/823] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:31:17 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/30/17 05:02:57] Darky [576/965] has come upon tycoon177 [38/463] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:37:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/31/17 02:23:01] m0shbear [667/770] has challenged Darky [940/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:05:13 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/31/17 21:36:51] ohnx, Darky, and CornFly [849/2994] have team battled KeboDK, fattrat, and Elgo [390/2708] and won! 0 days, 12:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 17:35:54] Darky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:01 towards level 83.
[11/01/17 19:16:05] Darky [4/965] has come upon m0shbear [424/770] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:32:09 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/02/17 09:37:04] Darky [138/965] has come upon Misza [330/1075] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:39:04 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/02/17 12:21:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 9 days, 19:13:47 toward level 83.
[11/03/17 00:11:45] Darky bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:19 towards level 83.
[11/03/17 17:18:39] Darky misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:44:25 from level 83.
[11/05/17 17:30:54] Geela, simple, and pfoley [1554/1867] have team battled Darky, Xenthys, and el [643/2200] and won! 0 days, 12:39:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 20:16:59] Darky [945/965] has come upon pixelate [412/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:30:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/05/17 22:48:54] Darky [126/965] has come upon Zye [309/816] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:36:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/08/17 02:23:26] Darky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:19 towards level 83.
[11/08/17 02:33:35] Bob [88/390] has challenged Darky [862/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Bob's clock.
[11/10/17 23:55:54] el [212/416] has challenged Darky [885/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to el's clock.
[11/11/17 03:28:37] Darky [822/965] has come upon x0 [17/327] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:49:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/11/17 17:20:21] Darky [107/965] has come upon canton7 [797/815] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:17:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/12/17 08:54:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 2 days, 18:38:57 toward level 83.
[11/12/17 12:06:14] Darky [933/965] has challenged Atan [448/621] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:38:01 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/15/17 04:28:02] Darky [937/965] has challenged meffe [444/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:19:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/16/17 06:12:53] Misza, yano, and Darky [450/2711] have team battled Nofew, PiotrekD, and Geela [0/2246] and won! 2 days, 09:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 09:45:01] Elgo [23/431] has come upon Darky [113/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:40 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/17/17 02:59:51] Darky saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:57 from level 83.
[11/17/17 04:47:29] exa [526/810] has come upon Darky [236/974] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:32 is removed from exa's clock.
[11/17/17 16:03:23] Darky [560/974] has come upon noother [344/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:45:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/18/17 03:52:10] Darky [807/974] has challenged moveax [211/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/18/17 15:56:12] HeavyPodda [9/1004] has challenged Darky [554/974] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:13:41 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/18/17 19:57:33] Darky [424/974] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [511/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/19/17 11:02:21] Gizmokid2005 [167/917] has challenged Darky [199/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:13:27 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[11/19/17 15:03:44] PiotrekD [537/673] has challenged Darky [245/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:38 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/20/17 16:09:20] canton7, Darky, and Lios [744/2577] have team battled ohnx, xa, and shandor [283/2206] and won! 0 days, 21:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 19:15:04] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:08 towards level 83.
[11/21/17 02:19:57] Darky, agrajag, and shandor [1350/2491] have team battled ilbelkyr, el, and ishanyx [650/1166] and won! 0 days, 13:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 08:17:48] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:02 towards level 83.
[11/21/17 10:34:14] Darky misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:14 from level 83.
[11/21/17 13:42:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 0 days, 08:39:41 toward level 83.
[11/21/17 19:17:14] Darky [914/974] has come upon xayto [76/476] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:58:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/22/17 19:19:39] Darky [382/974] has challenged Euronur [217/734] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/24/17 04:58:52] Misza [266/1075] has come upon Darky [670/974] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:50:35 is added to Misza's clock.
[11/25/17 01:27:32] Darky, shandor, and loomysh [1084/2098] have team battled sigmg, awgh, and cosmicsound [445/1732] and won! 0 days, 02:17:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 09:53:02] Herb_Tarlek, Zaratustra, and Lios [101/2717] have team battled himuraken, Luamil, and Darky [1984/2283] and lost! 1 day, 05:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 10:51:23] Darky [118/974] has challenged Crazycatlady [276/546] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:27:02 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/25/17 17:29:32] Darky [888/974] has come upon megaprogman [62/412] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:27:17 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/25/17 23:12:52] Darky [748/974] has come upon dclaw123 [239/986] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:41:57 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/26/17 05:08:21] Darky invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:51:44 towards level 84.
[11/27/17 01:59:17] suterismus [1317/1325] has come upon Darky [269/974] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:40:06 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/27/17 13:49:10] mustek, holloway, and Darky [2417/2755] have team battled i8Rzoc, lipek, and Bob [919/1906] and won! 3 days, 00:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 01:00:20] Kylie [100/457] has challenged Darky [42/974] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from Kylie's clock.
[11/28/17 04:21:17] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 11:01:24 is added to his clock.
[11/29/17 03:11:19] Darky [113/974] has come upon Sir_Lemming [96/842] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:20:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/29/17 05:22:34] Darky [712/974] has challenged glorgamitch [502/619] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:00 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/29/17 05:37:15] moveax [182/345] has challenged Darky [752/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to moveax's clock.
[11/29/17 10:43:18] Darky, MetaNova, and dwfreed [2404/2416] have team battled Asara, tspange, and ToHellWithGA [809/2624] and won! 2 days, 22:23:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 16:26:27] Darky [429/974] has challenged Nistur [358/381] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:18:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/01/17 00:59:30] KeboDK, AbrahamLinksys, and elbie [2048/2080] have team battled Globalirc, os-5185, and Darky [2018/2603] and won! 2 days, 14:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 14:42:34] MJ94 [405/914] has challenged Darky [645/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/02/17 00:46:10] pixelate [333/506] has challenged Darky [354/974] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:57:05 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/02/17 04:47:32] Darky [880/974] has challenged CoolChris [458/486] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:20:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/02/17 10:49:37] Darky [748/974] has challenged Xenthys [81/863] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:23:42 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/02/17 20:50:27] Darky [325/974] has come upon bender [422/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/03/17 00:54:39] basicMiracle [80/460] has challenged Darky [549/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:38 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[12/03/17 01:22:31] Darky is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 06:17:11 is added to his clock.
[12/03/17 05:54:41] ejai [160/236] has challenged Darky [228/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to ejai's clock.
[12/21/17 01:00:39] Ttech [942/1612] has challenged Darky [801/974] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/21/17 19:08:31] qwerty, Tenorman, and Vroomfondel [998/2010] have team battled Darky, Boohbah, and hannesenator [1213/2947] and lost! 1 day, 07:01:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 04:20:31] Darky bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:16:17 from level 84.
[12/22/17 14:24:19] glorgamitch, AbacusAvenger, Realmy, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/17 13:25:09] Darky [164/974] has challenged agrajag [722/880] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:57:51 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/24/17 00:23:06] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:55:01 towards level 84.
[12/24/17 13:52:34] Neo [298/314] has challenged Darky [761/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/25/17 02:08:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Darky 11 days, 05:43:10 toward level 84.
[12/25/17 11:04:00] Darky [270/974] has come upon Dork_Knight [315/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:31:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/25/17 14:15:31] Darky stole Chuck's level 323 weapon while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 248 weapon behind, which Chuck then takes.
[12/26/17 14:15:13] Darky found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:57 towards level 84.
[12/26/17 14:51:55] Heisenberg, brycec, and Cypher [136/2767] have team battled Darky, AncalagonThBlack, and ishanyx [1041/2290] and lost! 2 days, 00:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 21:36:29] Darky broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:47:32 from level 84.
[12/28/17 11:45:12] Darky was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:29:16 from level 84.
[12/28/17 15:07:24] Cypher [972/1116] has challenged Darky [348/1042] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:19:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/28/17 19:26:33] Darky was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:28:46 from level 84.
[12/28/17 23:09:59] Darky [357/1042] has challenged codedeeply [123/832] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:16:37 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/29/17 12:33:45] damyan, deadguy, and ToHellWithGA [655/1755] have team battled liara, Darky, and bigjay [1262/2649] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/17 10:28:05] Yuhno, AncalagonThBlack, and Dalai [80/1655] have team battled MetaNova, Darky, and Taffer [774/2682] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 04:14:05] Roxana [10/281] has challenged Darky [716/1042] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/31/17 07:22:22] Darky [194/1042] has come upon Sundance [308/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:50:10 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/31/17 18:36:44] sasaniak, Darky, and Pogor [767/2100] have team battled pants, freeboson, and manish17xxx [631/2452] and won! 0 days, 06:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 00:25:14] Darky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:47:01 towards level 84.
[01/05/18 02:22:01] Crazycatlady, Roxana, and Frogging101 [459/1479] have team battled Sixbierehomme, JuanMaestro, and Darky [428/2414] and won! 0 days, 00:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 08:46:26] Darky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:58:09 from level 84.
[01/05/18 14:51:00] bootdisk [524/784] has come upon Darky [165/1042] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:59:07 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[01/15/18 21:12:15] Darky [639/1042] has come upon soltys [30/553] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:04:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/16/18 23:29:22] SirMonkeybox [554/603] has challenged Darky [137/1042] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:46:26 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/18/18 09:09:55] Darky was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:16:20 from level 84.
[01/18/18 15:47:30] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:01:49 towards level 84.
[01/18/18 22:26:35] Darky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:28 towards level 84.
[01/19/18 02:56:33] Darky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:18 towards level 84.
[01/19/18 12:07:14] trashu [68/148] has challenged Darky [803/1042] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to trashu's clock.
[01/19/18 20:50:44] Heisenberg [599/894] has come upon Darky [293/1042] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:10:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/19/18 23:45:21] Darky [989/1042] has come upon pants [875/889] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:16:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/20/18 02:20:38] djm, nickware, and exa [2005/2147] have team battled freeboson, zifnab06, and Darky [1623/2428] and won! 0 days, 09:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/18 05:56:04] Darky [272/1042] has challenged Yuhno [442/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:42 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/20/18 10:16:26] Darky [690/1042] has come upon AngryParsley [588/936] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:55:16 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/20/18 14:59:10] ncarl747 [549/877] has challenged Darky [673/1057] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:45 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[01/21/18 12:34:15] Darky got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:49 from level 84.
[01/21/18 14:04:34] himuraken, Cypher, and valdur55 [895/2819] have team battled Darky, trashu, and dax [1564/1877] and lost! 2 days, 12:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 17:45:35] blizgerg [670/1110] has challenged Darky [195/1057] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:40:24 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/22/18 05:01:57] speedmann, Ttech, and manish17xxx [668/2701] have team battled Darky, pants, and KeboDK [2448/2940] and lost! 0 days, 10:01:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/18 09:30:13] Darky [599/1057] has come upon kenyon [526/993] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:49:55 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/22/18 16:55:26] Darky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Darky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/18 02:38:21] Darky [177/1044] has come upon trashu [188/257] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:17:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/23/18 18:14:01] D.Va, holloway, and himuraken [2184/2412] have team battled Darky, dindinx, and RedW [2381/2578] and lost! 7 days, 21:20:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 15:40:57] Darky is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:04:18 is added to their clock.
[01/25/18 02:27:32] Darky [212/1044] has come upon SirMonkeybox [288/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:46:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/26/18 02:28:20] Lnk, kenyon, and xayto [609/2367] have team battled Darky, shandor, and sasaniak [1675/2341] and lost! 2 days, 03:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/18 15:43:49] Darky [668/1044] has come upon AbacusAvenger [807/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:26:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/27/18 18:56:29] Bradicus [406/667] has challenged Darky [786/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:27 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[01/28/18 03:58:14] Darky is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:23:03 is added to their clock.
[01/28/18 20:37:05] Darky [192/1050] has come upon HeavyPodda [411/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:32:53 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/29/18 03:38:19] Darky learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:04 towards level 84.
[01/29/18 06:47:57] Darky got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:08 from level 84.
[01/30/18 20:57:12] Darky [679/1050] has come upon sunri5e [158/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/01/18 12:42:21] Darky [935/1050] has come upon kork [191/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:10:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/01/18 18:56:49] Darky got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:34 from level 84.
[02/02/18 07:25:27] Darky stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:51 towards level 84.
[02/02/18 13:36:50] SpikeX [619/829] has challenged Darky [234/1050] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[02/02/18 18:31:15] Darky [750/1050] has challenged WallIdl [868/922] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:26:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/03/18 00:47:15] darkmage [153/1056] has challenged Darky [720/1050] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:25:11 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/05/18 00:25:46] Darky met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:42:26 from level 85.
[02/06/18 03:17:36] moveax [138/507] has come upon Darky [595/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:53 is added to moveax's clock.
[02/07/18 01:21:41] Darky stole max's level 256 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Darky leaves their old level 65 pair of boots behind, which max then takes.
[02/07/18 18:02:01] jrosmith [10/13] has challenged Darky [1212/1222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[02/09/18 05:37:58] Roxana, PinkiePie, Darky, and exa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/18 03:51:03] Darky [568/1222] has challenged RBecker [500/782] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:00:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/11/18 08:43:16] Darky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:28:12 towards level 85.
[02/12/18 01:05:19] Darky [1033/1222] has come upon Doctor [381/1007] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:28:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/12/18 02:36:43] Darky [148/1222] has come upon tspange [648/781] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:59:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/12/18 13:49:12] Agent86, Roxana, and Darky [248/2376] have team battled pfoley, m0shbear, and vrillusions [1670/2462] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/18 15:06:44] nomatame [95/258] has challenged Darky [106/1222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to nomatame's clock.
[02/13/18 11:22:59] Darky [823/1222] has come upon ishanyx [565/644] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:22:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/16/18 08:50:12] koyaan [246/408] has come upon Darky [922/1222] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:09:04 is added to koyaan's clock.
[02/18/18 16:37:34] Darky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:02 towards level 85.
[02/18/18 18:27:39] Darky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:57 towards level 85.
[02/19/18 04:00:52] Darky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:16 towards level 85.
[02/19/18 17:15:07] Darky [166/1222] has come upon dclaw123 [848/986] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:37:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/20/18 12:51:12] Darky is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:37:38 is added to their clock.
[02/20/18 18:34:48] Ais [75/345] has challenged Darky [48/1222] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from Ais's clock.