Player Info

User: Dork_Knight
Class: Amputator
Admin?: No
Level: 65
Next level: 1 day, 15:55:43
Status: Offline
Host: derkirche!derkirche@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-uuwvsrfkpmhzdycf
Account Created: Wed Jul 19 09:13:01 2017
Last login: Fri Jul 20 15:49:10 2018
Total time idled: 351 days, 19:28:53
Current position: [366,38]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 122 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 288 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 39
gloves: 42
helm: 42
leggings: 72
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 64
tunic: 60 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 213 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1009

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 02:01:13
nick: 7 days, 17:51:18
part: None
quest: 2 days, 04:55:14
quit: 13 days, 21:20:18

total: 23 days, 22:08:03

Character Modifiers

[07/19/17 10:23:02] Dork_Knight [0/1] has challenged godog [585/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/19/17 10:35:49] Dork_Knight [1/3] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [590/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/19/17 11:24:29] Dork_Knight [7/19] has challenged vegadark [425/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/19/17 11:47:49] Dork_Knight [18/30] has challenged kline [183/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/19/17 16:27:55] Dork_Knight [1/78] has challenged adamchainz [221/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/19/17 20:34:07] Dork_Knight [95/105] has challenged Crazycatlady [279/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/19/17 23:27:27] Geela [7/188] has challenged Dork_Knight [28/125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/20/17 00:36:59] Dork_Knight [76/128] has challenged loomysh [32/111] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/20/17 03:25:13] Xenthys, Syloq, and kline [1140/1658] have team battled XJR-9, Lemelisk, and Dork_Knight [1076/1952] and won! 2 days, 23:33:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 12:39:39] Dork_Knight [94/144] has challenged simple [63/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:22 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/20/17 16:09:10] Dork_Knight [119/144] has challenged arlen [591/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/21/17 03:35:43] Dork_Knight [162/185] has challenged holloway [526/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/21/17 11:01:15] Dork_Knight [127/185] has challenged Skyie [244/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/21/17 19:28:34] Dork_Knight [181/187] has challenged sjefen6 [269/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/22/17 05:39:06] Dork_Knight [94/194] has challenged Iri [266/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/22/17 08:00:10] os-5185 [289/358] has challenged Dork_Knight [85/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[07/22/17 17:08:10] Dork_Knight [37/194] has challenged Firien [452/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/23/17 06:36:46] RBecker [485/770] has come upon Dork_Knight [80/194] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:39:18 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/23/17 06:42:17] Dork_Knight [182/206] has challenged theZoMBiE [697/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/23/17 18:19:48] Dork_Knight [139/206] has come upon Konakona [71/208] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:40 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/23/17 22:01:23] Dork_Knight [195/212] has challenged Fattyeater [322/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/24/17 09:16:14] MadHatter [13/544] has challenged Dork_Knight [138/212] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:08:12 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[07/24/17 15:56:54] Dork_Knight [131/224] has challenged soltys [189/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/24/17 16:26:01] Chuck, bootdisk, and Dork_Knight [1426/1763] have team battled Psilocybe, Darky, and Brady [1251/2120] and won! 0 days, 04:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 08:59:19] Dork_Knight [222/243] has challenged Firien [199/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/26/17 03:18:08] Dork_Knight [252/287] has challenged Heisenberg [751/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/26/17 15:57:36] SirMonkeybox, Bkid, and SchrodingersScat [349/2593] have team battled Atan, Euronur, and Dork_Knight [540/1501] and lost! 3 days, 08:34:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/17 22:36:21] TauPan and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 07:29:29] Dork_Knight [200/287] has challenged nickware [117/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/28/17 18:08:50] Dork_Knight [118/287] has come upon idisjunction [148/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:47 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/29/17 02:00:57] Dork_Knight [43/287] has challenged m0shbear [214/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/29/17 08:14:25] Dork_Knight [167/287] has come upon sigmg [253/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:22 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/29/17 23:19:53] Dork_Knight ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:07 from level 37.
[07/30/17 03:18:25] woonack and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 19:00:27] Dork_Knight [144/293] has challenged theZoMBiE [773/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/31/17 05:44:00] yano [236/436] has challenged Dork_Knight [121/293] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:34:27 is removed from yano's clock.
[08/01/17 05:00:05] Dork_Knight learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:33 towards level 38.
[08/01/17 13:58:34] Dork_Knight [292/299] has challenged Bl4ckC0re [438/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/03/17 02:04:02] Dork_Knight was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:31 towards level 39.
[08/03/17 14:28:33] Dork_Knight [177/299] has challenged idisjunction [16/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/03/17 22:20:36] Khorne and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 07:47:20] Dork_Knight [133/310] has challenged Heisenberg [530/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/05/17 15:04:27] Dork_Knight, J, and csssuf [231/1187] have team battled Zoddo, MrGlass, and theZoMBiE [278/2503] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 10:33:14] freeboson and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 12:06:16] Dork_Knight [305/310] has come upon cirdan [688/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:35 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/07/17 03:02:28] max and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 19:44:19] Crazycatlady [151/688] has come upon Dork_Knight [44/310] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:35 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/08/17 17:34:51] Dork_Knight [114/342] has challenged sjefen6 [392/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/09/17 01:22:10] Dork_Knight was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:54 from level 42.
[08/09/17 23:48:41] Dork_Knight [288/342] has come upon fattrat [340/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:23 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/10/17 21:53:02] Boohbah, Bradicus, and codedeeply [1415/1907] have team battled Dork_Knight, Crazycatlady, and meffe [361/1454] and won! 0 days, 22:24:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/17 22:03:52] sigmg, pfoley, and Dork_Knight [306/1543] have team battled meffe, SirMonkeybox, and AncalagonThBlack [1121/2021] and lost! 0 days, 08:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/17 22:42:37] Dork_Knight [87/342] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [237/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:09 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/11/17 04:29:07] Jareeta [15/1120] has challenged Dork_Knight [325/342] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:47:43 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[08/12/17 17:37:59] Dork_Knight [138/279] has come upon djm [179/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:41 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/13/17 07:33:54] Dork_Knight [107/289] has challenged ehjax [163/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/13/17 22:18:11] Killerkid [655/682] has come upon Dork_Knight [58/289] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:09:18 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[08/15/17 08:48:43] Brady [168/532] has come upon Dork_Knight [234/289] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:05:46 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/15/17 23:10:00] Dork_Knight was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:00 from level 43.
[08/18/17 04:45:03] os-5185 [382/446] has come upon Dork_Knight [138/289] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:52 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[08/18/17 07:56:13] amk [0/1] has challenged Dork_Knight [83/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to amk's clock.
[08/18/17 08:28:48] Dork_Knight [44/289] has challenged vegadark [423/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/18/17 13:07:16] Dork_Knight, J, and Atan [679/1653] have team battled tspange, Furry, and SlowRiot [232/2385] and won! 0 days, 15:30:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/17 23:53:35] Majak [130/480] has come upon Dork_Knight [292/354] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:23:44 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/19/17 11:54:19] Dork_Knight, Nistur, and bl4ckscor3 [229/1242] have team battled droogie, max, and dodobrain [1580/2399] and lost! 0 days, 12:30:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 03:32:22] zid, Atan, and idisjunction [136/2292] have team battled TheUnforgiven, xa, and Dork_Knight [892/1128] and lost! 4 days, 12:00:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 19:27:14] Dork_Knight gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:35 towards level 44.
[08/22/17 03:04:29] Dork_Knight and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 16:38:32] SirMonkeybox and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 21:55:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Dork_Knight with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:58:25 from level 44.
[08/25/17 01:27:24] Dork_Knight [352/354] has challenged ville [410/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/27/17 15:40:47] ncarl747 [728/836] has challenged Dork_Knight [296/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:23:33 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[08/28/17 00:42:16] Zaratustra [721/1104] has challenged Dork_Knight [34/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/28/17 16:30:58] Dork_Knight bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:43 towards level 45.
[08/30/17 15:38:24] Skyie [338/642] has come upon Dork_Knight [115/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:10:39 is removed from Skyie's clock.
[08/30/17 21:15:51] Birdbones [771/941] has challenged Dork_Knight [343/354] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:48:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/31/17 00:54:37] Bkid and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/17 03:04:34] Dork_Knight was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:11 towards level 45.
[08/31/17 10:33:15] Dork_Knight and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/17 13:08:39] Dork_Knight [241/354] has challenged sunri5e [126/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[09/01/17 06:53:52] Elgo [81/351] has challenged Dork_Knight [196/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:44:42 is added to Elgo's clock.
[09/05/17 12:30:26] wulk [84/450] has come upon Dork_Knight [181/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:59 is added to wulk's clock.
[09/05/17 14:23:39] Dork_Knight grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:41 towards level 46.
[09/06/17 05:06:53] Dork_Knight lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:52:00 from level 46.
[09/06/17 10:31:49] Dork_Knight [221/354] has challenged wulk [41/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:52 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[09/08/17 18:12:15] Dork_Knight [157/419] has challenged BronyDee [506/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[09/08/17 18:38:19] himuraken, darkmage, and Dork_Knight [135/2273] have team battled hhes, Brainiac, and vypr [1094/1400] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 17:56:49] dclaw123 [396/1000] has challenged Dork_Knight [35/419] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:33:18 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[09/12/17 19:39:44] Dork_Knight hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:16 towards level 47.
[09/14/17 19:33:25] V`ger, PinkiePie, Dork_Knight, and ToHellWithGA have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/17 17:10:57] pfoley, Dork_Knight, and shymega [276/1622] have team battled SirMonkeybox, droogie, and sjefen6 [853/2153] and lost! 0 days, 08:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/17 01:47:04] Dork_Knight was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:31 from level 47.
[09/18/17 00:11:38] Dork_Knight [324/419] has challenged blind [438/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[09/20/17 16:11:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Dork_Knight with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:48:45 from level 48.
[09/25/17 05:38:45] Dork_Knight [58/419] has come upon Python [250/271] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:33:51 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/01/17 20:20:46] Dork_Knight and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/17 01:39:35] ruan [13/751] has challenged Dork_Knight [178/419] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:48:03 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/02/17 20:40:50] Dork_Knight [392/419] has challenged dindinx [171/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:25 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/03/17 01:14:55] Dork_Knight discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:52 towards level 48.
[10/04/17 07:38:44] Dork_Knight [292/419] has come upon glorgamitch [80/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:31 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/04/17 07:38:44] Dork_Knight has dealt glorgamitch a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:37:12 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[10/05/17 08:10:08] Dork_Knight [426/460] has challenged uhmmm [150/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/05/17 11:26:14] yano and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 16:55:57] Zoddo, os-5185, and Gatewayy [1402/2127] have team battled ToHellWithGA, woonack, and Dork_Knight [140/1369] and won! 0 days, 09:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 22:19:42] Tenorman [233/1032] has come upon Dork_Knight [258/460] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:47:28 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/06/17 04:06:15] Dork_Knight [341/460] has challenged SirMonkeybox [527/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:35 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/06/17 05:50:14] MrGlass, hannesenator, and vegadark [1454/2509] have team battled Dork_Knight, elbie, and valdur55 [1356/1921] and won! 0 days, 01:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 09:15:28] Dork_Knight [209/460] has challenged at0m [113/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:39:23 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/08/17 10:50:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 1 day, 10:55:12 toward level 49.
[10/08/17 21:09:32] Dork_Knight grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:50 towards level 49.
[10/10/17 01:36:25] Dork_Knight [231/460] has challenged vrillusions [24/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:21 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/10/17 17:41:40] suterismus [471/1292] has challenged Dork_Knight [123/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:05:11 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/10/17 21:28:51] Dork_Knight reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Dork_Knight's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/17 02:59:45] sunri5e, mwhahaha, and Iri [1000/1692] have team battled Boohbah, Dork_Knight, and loomysh [287/1699] and won! 0 days, 03:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 03:52:15] Dork_Knight [12/474] has challenged Avocet [90/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/11/17 05:42:29] Dork_Knight [445/474] has come upon sigmg [328/550] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:27:48 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/12/17 03:09:37] Dork_Knight [22/474] has come upon XJR-9 [409/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:28 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/12/17 19:18:44] Crazycatlady [622/653] has come upon Dork_Knight [224/474] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:46:00 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/13/17 02:08:41] sjefen6 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 08:26:02] Dork_Knight found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:55 towards level 50.
[10/14/17 02:09:43] valdur55 [661/710] has challenged Dork_Knight [473/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[10/14/17 16:40:09] max, Dork_Knight, and kenyon [551/1981] have team battled Iri, Woona, and Zaratustra [2550/2655] and lost! 1 day, 02:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 10:44:16] Dork_Knight was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:48 from level 50.
[10/15/17 22:27:05] Dork_Knight EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:13 from level 50.
[10/16/17 06:09:34] Sixbierehomme and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 01:03:48] Dork_Knight [392/474] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [351/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:49 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/18/17 16:32:38] MrGlass, pants, and Dork_Knight [701/2124] have team battled blizgerg, crysys, and Andries [2189/2284] and lost! 0 days, 10:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/17 06:31:49] Dork_Knight [293/474] has challenged borsin [582/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:53 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/19/17 12:51:33] Dork_Knight [331/474] has come upon MJ94 [706/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:26 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/19/17 20:36:06] Dork_Knight [72/474] has challenged RBecker [788/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:27 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/21/17 13:39:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 0 days, 06:52:57 toward level 50.
[10/21/17 18:26:14] Dork_Knight [408/474] has challenged dindinx [101/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/22/17 06:22:14] djm and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 14:56:36] Dork_Knight [73/474] has challenged J [408/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:59:59 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/23/17 09:41:31] Dork_Knight found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:44 towards level 51.
[10/23/17 18:58:30] LegendaryQ, Andries, and Dork_Knight [207/1746] have team battled valdur55, elf, and AbacusAvenger [716/2468] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/17 14:50:03] Dork_Knight found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:45 towards level 51.
[10/24/17 15:14:31] Dork_Knight got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:26 towards level 51.
[10/25/17 07:48:42] Dork_Knight discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:22 towards level 51.
[10/25/17 08:55:26] Dork_Knight saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:10:44 from level 51.
[10/26/17 20:17:27] Dork_Knight was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:02 from level 51.
[10/27/17 20:35:40] glorgamitch [396/619] has challenged Dork_Knight [2/474] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:45:30 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[10/27/17 22:11:22] codedeeply [470/755] has challenged Dork_Knight [201/474] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[10/28/17 03:41:53] Dork_Knight [334/474] has come upon AbacusAvenger [855/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:01 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/29/17 10:21:56] Dork_Knight [205/474] has come upon Meta [75/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:36 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/29/17 16:20:14] Dork_Knight [443/474] has come upon KeboDK [841/1084] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/30/17 13:27:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Dork_Knight with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:30:53 from level 51.
[10/31/17 03:45:05] Dork_Knight [205/474] has challenged brendan [1220/1430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:37 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/31/17 06:41:53] AbacusAvenger, elbie, and Dork_Knight [521/2114] have team battled pmden, charitwo, and yano [693/1541] and lost! 2 days, 23:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 03:44:32] theZoMBiE [384/907] has come upon Dork_Knight [125/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:37 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/01/17 03:44:32] theZoMBiE has dealt Dork_Knight a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:49:52 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/02/17 22:25:27] Dork_Knight [18/474] has come upon idlerpgww [280/517] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:07:22 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/03/17 05:46:54] Dork_Knight stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:58:49 towards level 52.
[11/04/17 04:42:12] Dork_Knight was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:42 towards level 52.
[11/04/17 23:48:27] Dork_Knight tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:13:05 towards level 52.
[11/05/17 18:07:30] Dork_Knight [448/474] has challenged basepi [128/936] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:05:55 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/05/17 19:50:32] Dork_Knight grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:24 towards level 52.
[11/07/17 10:16:25] Dork_Knight spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Dork_Knight's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/17 11:55:55] Dork_Knight [442/467] has come upon glorgamitch [352/612] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:57:22 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/07/17 12:23:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 4 days, 17:05:57 toward level 52.
[11/07/17 17:10:11] Dork_Knight got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:45 from level 52.
[11/08/17 02:04:53] kline [334/590] has come upon Dork_Knight [435/467] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:16:17 is added to kline's clock.
[11/08/17 04:40:19] Doctor [536/984] has come upon Dork_Knight [338/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:51:08 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[11/08/17 14:15:58] Dork_Knight, glorgamitch, and Taffer [520/1838] have team battled WallIdl, V`ger, and Crazycatlady [2018/2024] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 14:21:54] Dork_Knight discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:54 towards level 52.
[11/09/17 17:30:00] Dork_Knight [113/467] has challenged Iri [390/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/09/17 19:24:14] Zye [239/816] has come upon Dork_Knight [288/467] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:31:13 is added to Zye's clock.
[11/10/17 14:25:45] ilbelkyr [83/306] has challenged Dork_Knight [54/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[11/10/17 14:25:45] In the fierce battle, Dork_Knight dropped his level 37 set of leggings! ilbelkyr picks it up, tossing his old level 24 set of leggings to Dork_Knight.
[11/14/17 12:56:48] Bob [234/421] has challenged Dork_Knight [247/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Bob's clock.
[11/14/17 21:25:41] Dork_Knight [114/455] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [628/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:49 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/15/17 23:11:17] Dork_Knight [284/456] has come upon SlowRiot [552/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:51:38 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/15/17 23:34:10] allo [335/486] has challenged Dork_Knight [277/456] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:24:18 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/16/17 00:22:18] mwhahaha, gildarts, and Agent86 [510/1544] have team battled MetaNova, Dork_Knight, and Cameron_D [1967/2876] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/17 22:06:21] Dork_Knight tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:21 towards level 53.
[11/17/17 12:12:56] freeboson [45/839] has come upon Dork_Knight [67/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:59:04 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/17/17 15:39:11] Dork_Knight [278/456] has come upon codedeeply [240/805] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:02:29 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/17/17 22:34:04] Dork_Knight [109/456] has come upon Dalai [356/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:59:40 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/18/17 16:56:33] Dork_Knight [2/456] has challenged Doctor [765/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:28 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/20/17 08:52:34] canton7, prime, and damyan [294/2042] have team battled Nistur, Dork_Knight, and Dalai [215/1379] and won! 10 days, 12:14:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 10:35:19] Dork_Knight walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:14 from level 53.
[11/21/17 10:44:51] Dork_Knight [96/456] has come upon soltys [42/556] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:44:29 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/21/17 23:20:04] CoolChris [126/474] has challenged Dork_Knight [280/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[11/23/17 10:20:22] MJ94, idisjunction, Lios, and Dork_Knight have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/17 15:36:03] nickware, RistoUuranmaki, and woonack [358/1830] have team battled Birdbones, Sprort, and Dork_Knight [1522/1775] and lost! 9 days, 21:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 06:39:08] Birdbones, coco, and uhmmm [433/2223] have team battled Dork_Knight, bigjay, and pixelate [452/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 02:55:28] J, apiw, and i8Rzoc [232/1105] have team battled Dork_Knight, Bradicus, and bigjay [253/2250] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 21:43:11] Dork_Knight [365/498] has challenged dwfreed [372/513] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/27/17 00:11:06] Dork_Knight and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 16:47:59] Dork_Knight stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:01 towards level 54.
[11/29/17 12:11:16] KeboDK, Dork_Knight, zid, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/17 07:31:44] ncarl747 [529/817] has challenged Dork_Knight [86/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:39 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[11/30/17 12:33:25] Dork_Knight [271/498] has challenged Chuck [744/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:07:34 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/30/17 14:34:07] uhmmm [844/889] has challenged Dork_Knight [219/498] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:33 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[11/30/17 14:37:05] AncalagonThBlack [641/666] has come upon Dork_Knight [377/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:33 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/30/17 16:37:44] moveax [301/345] has come upon Dork_Knight [300/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:29:29 is removed from moveax's clock.
[12/01/17 01:10:31] Dork_Knight and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 07:58:39] bl4ckscor3 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 10:58:05] djm [185/579] has challenged Dork_Knight [114/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:37:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/04/17 00:18:28] Dork_Knight bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:51 towards level 54.
[12/05/17 17:05:25] Dork_Knight, max, and AncalagonThBlack [1540/1916] have team battled simple, soltys, and Brady [37/2056] and won! 0 days, 09:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/17 04:20:31] Dork_Knight [309/498] has challenged Brady [334/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:06:00 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/06/17 21:22:02] Dork_Knight found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:48 towards level 54.
[12/07/17 04:31:14] suterismus [206/1352] has challenged Dork_Knight [336/498] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:20:54 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/08/17 22:14:21] damyan, droogie, Dork_Knight, and Elgo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/17 13:50:28] Dork_Knight [202/518] has challenged Chuck [628/837] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/10/17 05:43:02] Dork_Knight discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:50 towards level 55.
[12/10/17 08:21:14] Dork_Knight [409/518] has come upon vox [963/1222] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:17:53 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/11/17 12:16:00] Dork_Knight and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 12:37:15] Elgo [376/414] has come upon Dork_Knight [227/518] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:02:58 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[12/13/17 05:33:55] Dork_Knight [510/518] has come upon RBecker [311/757] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:09:19 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/14/17 02:16:15] Dork_Knight and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 13:57:08] Eiam and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 21:19:36] Herb_Tarlek [326/775] has come upon Dork_Knight [130/518] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:14:55 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/14/17 23:04:33] Dork_Knight was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:29 towards level 55.
[12/15/17 06:45:21] Dork_Knight, MetaNova, and gildarts [1659/1973] have team battled uhmmm, Jandre, and RBecker [88/1972] and won! 0 days, 00:01:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 15:37:57] brycec and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 23:31:28] Dork_Knight has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:26 from level 55.
[12/17/17 13:55:40] RBecker and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/17 19:35:39] Dork_Knight hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:03 towards level 55.
[12/20/17 04:21:49] JensRex [502/1113] has challenged Dork_Knight [503/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:27 is added to JensRex's clock.
[12/21/17 01:05:38] freeboson, petrichor, and Dork_Knight [1327/2487] have team battled Eldoreth, Lenny, and pants [737/2148] and won! 0 days, 05:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/17 07:15:15] Euronur [401/734] has challenged Dork_Knight [363/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:33:58 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[12/22/17 20:50:36] Dork_Knight found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:27 towards level 55.
[12/23/17 04:02:48] Dork_Knight [329/518] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [860/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/24/17 01:54:57] Dork_Knight [408/518] has challenged Zoddo [152/1128] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/24/17 06:30:55] Xenthys [147/708] has challenged Dork_Knight [254/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:43:55 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/24/17 06:35:24] Dork_Knight got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:02:14 from level 56.
[12/24/17 08:48:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 10 days, 21:20:05 toward level 56.
[12/24/17 16:47:31] Dork_Knight [352/518] has come upon PiotrekD [342/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:38:57 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/24/17 21:07:17] Taffer and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 11:04:00] Darky [270/974] has come upon Dork_Knight [315/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:31:21 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/25/17 16:42:11] Dork_Knight [97/518] has challenged Vroomfondel [119/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:06:43 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/26/17 09:47:45] Dork_Knight [30/518] has challenged IdleBot [1313/1785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:52 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/26/17 14:54:53] Neo and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 16:50:06] Dork_Knight [42/518] has challenged vegadark [0/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:44:41 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/26/17 17:16:31] Dork_Knight caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:47 towards level 56.
[12/26/17 18:38:24] uhmmm, sasaniak, and freeboson [651/2380] have team battled MrGlass, elbie, and Dork_Knight [2052/2054] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 22:11:53] Dork_Knight learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:20 towards level 56.
[12/27/17 08:52:44] uhmmm [309/877] has challenged Dork_Knight [379/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[12/27/17 10:56:08] Dork_Knight [396/518] has challenged soltys [159/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:12 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/28/17 21:19:30] Dork_Knight [114/518] has come upon Agent86 [454/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:12 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/29/17 08:33:42] Lemelisk stole Dork_Knight's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! Lemelisk leaves his old level 67 ring behind, which Dork_Knight then takes.
[12/29/17 10:13:29] Dork_Knight [498/513] has challenged hoglahoo [316/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:33:53 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/30/17 00:07:04] Dork_Knight, vegadark, and Lnk [1298/1683] have team battled fattrat, Doctor, and AbrahamLinksys [444/2610] and won! 0 days, 01:50:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 07:28:13] Dork_Knight [242/612] has challenged suterismus [200/1352] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:15:05 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/30/17 08:41:16] elbie [33/794] has come upon Dork_Knight [131/612] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:10:33 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/01/18 00:29:04] Dork_Knight was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:03:07 from level 57.
[01/01/18 12:32:24] AbrahamLinksys, droogie, and Dork_Knight [1042/1963] have team battled Syloq, blizgerg, and ishanyx [2125/2172] and lost! 0 days, 13:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/18 12:41:51] Dork_Knight was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:28 towards level 57.
[01/02/18 05:49:15] Agent86 [305/581] has come upon Dork_Knight [17/612] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:39:41 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[01/02/18 05:58:35] Dork_Knight was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:31:48 from level 57.
[01/02/18 12:52:05] Dork_Knight [499/612] has challenged m0shbear [443/771] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:26:53 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[01/02/18 12:52:05] In the fierce battle, m0shbear dropped his level 94 set of leggings! Dork_Knight picks it up, tossing his old level 44 set of leggings to m0shbear.
[01/02/18 13:09:57] Dork_Knight had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:34 towards level 57.
[01/05/18 08:05:46] Pogor [208/394] has challenged Dork_Knight [373/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Pogor's clock.
[01/05/18 08:31:19] PiotrekD and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 23:14:06] MJ94 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 05:32:25] Dork_Knight bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:43 towards level 57.
[01/06/18 05:49:17] Dork_Knight [257/667] has come upon Boohbah [430/814] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:58 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[01/08/18 12:58:33] Brady [220/614] has challenged Dork_Knight [171/667] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:48:17 is removed from Brady's clock.
[01/09/18 00:08:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Dork_Knight with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:51:28 from level 57.
[01/09/18 21:28:15] Dork_Knight was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:44 towards level 57.
[01/11/18 05:55:10] Dork_Knight [70/667] has come upon damyan [667/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:36:27 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[01/11/18 19:39:59] vrillusions, MetaNova, and Ironhoof [789/3103] have team battled Dork_Knight, Bob, and Meta [493/2290] and won! 1 day, 09:18:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/18 23:27:24] Dork_Knight [203/667] has challenged ishanyx [42/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:16:16 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[01/13/18 05:19:27] neurospex stole Dork_Knight's level 94 set of leggings while they were sleeping! neurospex leaves their old level 72 set of leggings behind, which Dork_Knight then takes.
[01/13/18 15:35:18] Dork_Knight invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:33 towards level 57.
[01/14/18 12:06:48] sjefen6 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/18 10:16:04] Dork_Knight and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/18 12:17:34] SpikeX [454/645] has challenged Dork_Knight [83/643] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:39:08 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[01/15/18 20:49:19] Dork_Knight was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:34 from level 57.
[01/17/18 21:31:45] Neo, crysys, and Mars [555/1573] have team battled Syloq, Globalirc, and Dork_Knight [842/1879] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/18 03:38:09] TauPan, Dork_Knight, and ToHellWithGA [1543/1943] have team battled Globalirc, RedW, and mordac [1163/2910] and won! 0 days, 07:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 01:31:15] brycec and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 07:16:16] Dork_Knight had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:08 towards level 57.
[01/19/18 07:26:32] Dork_Knight [542/643] has challenged adamchainz [162/581] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[01/20/18 10:14:10] Birdbones, Crazycatlady, and theemstra [56/2249] have team battled Asara, Dork_Knight, and Nistur [2295/2319] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 10:39:10] Dork_Knight was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:26:48 from level 58.
[01/21/18 13:48:19] KeboDK and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 21:56:56] Doctor [244/1000] has come upon Dork_Knight [569/643] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:58:58 is added to Doctor's clock.
[01/22/18 15:30:24] SirMonkeybox and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 09:29:08] max [101/862] has challenged Dork_Knight [454/643] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:07:49 is added to max's clock.
[01/24/18 18:45:51] Dork_Knight bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:59 towards level 58.
[01/25/18 06:05:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 1 day, 03:50:35 toward level 58.
[01/25/18 22:25:34] lipek [1125/1221] has come upon Dork_Knight [36/643] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:07:49 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/26/18 13:51:51] max, Bradicus, and m0shbear [596/2212] have team battled Syloq, Dork_Knight, and Doctor [1486/2089] and lost! 1 day, 14:22:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 20:49:06] Dork_Knight [61/643] has challenged DurkyPak [46/413] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:46:27 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[01/29/18 10:27:24] Dork_Knight was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:17 towards level 58.
[01/29/18 12:45:34] KeboDK and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 04:05:46] suterismus [480/1360] has come upon Dork_Knight [251/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:58:11 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/30/18 19:20:58] loomysh [419/508] has challenged Dork_Knight [609/643] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:29:15 is added to loomysh's clock.
[02/01/18 01:45:44] Dork_Knight was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:03 from level 58.
[02/01/18 15:26:20] Dork_Knight bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:13 towards level 58.
[02/01/18 18:24:08] Birdbones, holloway, and dindinx [334/2436] have team battled basicMiracle, Dork_Knight, and Gizmokid2005 [604/2041] and lost! 1 day, 10:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/18 04:39:34] Mars [409/682] has come upon Dork_Knight [57/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:02 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/02/18 07:26:10] moveax, Dork_Knight, and woonack [140/1596] have team battled Nistur, canton7, and glorgamitch [757/1932] and lost! 1 day, 07:56:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/18 07:30:26] Dork_Knight lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:47 from level 58.
[02/02/18 09:02:54] Dork_Knight tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:45 towards level 58.
[02/02/18 23:22:05] Dork_Knight found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:40 towards level 58.
[02/03/18 11:10:50] Dork_Knight had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:45 towards level 58.
[02/03/18 16:22:03] Dork_Knight [89/643] has come upon glorgamitch [98/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:02:53 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/03/18 21:22:50] D.Va and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 07:57:57] Dork_Knight [90/643] has challenged hannesenator [64/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:15 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/04/18 10:58:57] Dork_Knight [637/643] has challenged freeboson [496/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:12:46 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/05/18 16:44:23] Dork_Knight grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:07 towards level 58.
[02/07/18 13:16:31] Dork_Knight [353/643] has challenged tmberg [792/918] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/07/18 14:24:12] Lnk [564/676] has challenged Dork_Knight [13/643] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:17:10 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/07/18 14:24:12] Lnk has dealt Dork_Knight a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:04:05 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/08/18 15:54:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 29 days, 11:00:54 toward level 59.
[02/09/18 02:29:14] Dork_Knight [550/643] has come upon WooDy [314/382] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:08:41 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/10/18 03:30:42] Dork_Knight bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:50 towards level 59.
[02/10/18 22:09:00] astropoint, speedmann, and cirdan [430/1723] have team battled Eiam, Dork_Knight, and PinkiePie [1419/2201] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/18 00:52:23] Barry [64/405] has challenged Dork_Knight [7/643] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Barry's clock.
[02/11/18 07:16:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 1 day, 05:19:51 toward level 59.
[02/12/18 01:47:12] Dork_Knight bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:00 towards level 59.
[02/12/18 05:45:16] Dork_Knight [370/643] has come upon LukeLR [18/416] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:44:26 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/12/18 07:39:31] Dork_Knight [193/643] has come upon irix [329/1026] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:16:26 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/12/18 10:02:17] Dork_Knight [543/643] has challenged hoglahoo [519/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:08 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/12/18 17:01:54] poella [13/199] has challenged Dork_Knight [53/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to poella's clock.
[02/13/18 17:27:27] Dork_Knight and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 08:47:38] Dork_Knight bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:58 towards level 59.
[02/15/18 02:00:55] Dork_Knight [514/643] has come upon moveax [372/525] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:03:49 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/15/18 07:28:08] Dork_Knight [293/643] has challenged damyan [87/754] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:57:09 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/15/18 14:32:14] ishanyx [535/644] has challenged Dork_Knight [77/643] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[02/16/18 04:16:56] Sixbierehomme, vegadark, and fattrat [1276/2431] have team battled Boohbah, allo, and Dork_Knight [1047/1933] and won! 1 day, 18:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 08:34:13] Dork_Knight bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:11 towards level 59.
[02/17/18 09:49:35] astropoint [241/611] has challenged Dork_Knight [602/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to astropoint's clock.
[02/17/18 17:17:07] MJ94 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/18 00:11:38] freeboson [154/797] has come upon Dork_Knight [595/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:13:15 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/18/18 14:59:12] freeboson [248/797] has challenged Dork_Knight [352/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:18 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/18/18 16:48:29] Dork_Knight [507/786] has challenged SpikeX [636/832] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/18/18 18:11:00] Dork_Knight [128/786] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [714/911] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:39:01 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/18/18 19:49:49] Dork_Knight [370/786] has come upon WallIdl [682/932] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:37:41 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/19/18 02:55:10] Dork_Knight, Syloq, and idisjunction [603/2144] have team battled irix, RedW, and Barry [2107/2423] and lost! 2 days, 11:54:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/18 14:41:32] Dork_Knight grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:52 towards level 60.
[02/20/18 01:05:28] Dork_Knight was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:35:35 from level 60.
[02/20/18 23:32:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 25 days, 00:42:36 toward level 60.
[02/21/18 11:04:55] cirdan, suterismus, and sasaniak [679/2967] have team battled WallIdl, Dork_Knight, and Flonk [1325/2406] and lost! 1 day, 07:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 08:52:05] Dork_Knight [38/786] has come upon lakwatsero [179/355] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:24:27 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/22/18 14:56:53] moveax, ruan, and ToHellWithGA [1435/2153] have team battled RedW, Gizmokid2005, and Dork_Knight [1940/2700] and lost! 2 days, 21:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/18 09:47:03] IdleMaster [399/729] has challenged Dork_Knight [556/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:33 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/24/18 15:48:33] blind [150/936] has challenged Dork_Knight [714/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:59:36 is added to blind's clock.
[02/25/18 00:50:51] Zye [278/835] has challenged Dork_Knight [161/786] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:27:36 is removed from Zye's clock.
[02/25/18 06:18:27] astropoint [582/611] has come upon Dork_Knight [526/786] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:08:35 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[02/25/18 07:10:22] Mithkabob [373/433] has come upon Dork_Knight [207/786] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:45:17 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[02/25/18 10:53:29] Dork_Knight [622/786] has challenged bender [739/788] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:02:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/25/18 14:46:02] Heisenberg and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 16:29:37] kork [197/295] has come upon Dork_Knight [748/786] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:32:27 is added to kork's clock.
[02/26/18 00:03:20] Dork_Knight, mustek, and Zaratustra [2009/2867] have team battled lakwatsero, brendan, and dax [266/2458] and won! 0 days, 02:31:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 19:03:50] Dork_Knight, Tenorman, and jrosmith [906/2165] have team battled sunri5e, Ais, and TauPan [333/1615] and won! 0 days, 01:05:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 21:02:56] bigjay and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 21:59:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 1 day, 21:01:22 toward level 60.
[02/27/18 17:09:31] yano [619/700] has challenged Dork_Knight [342/786] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:55:14 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/27/18 23:11:21] IndigoTiger [1118/1119] has challenged Dork_Knight [167/786] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:49:08 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/28/18 22:57:01] J and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 14:23:33] Dork_Knight [726/786] has challenged fattrat [933/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:27:41 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/02/18 16:38:24] Dork_Knight [712/786] has come upon awgh [661/847] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:30:32 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/03/18 10:34:10] Dork_Knight, holloway, and freeboson [107/2527] have team battled zid, J, and himuraken [1794/2563] and lost! 3 days, 11:07:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 18:39:56] Dork_Knight [261/786] has challenged HeavyPodda [285/1047] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:58:17 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/03/18 19:40:16] damyan [655/801] has challenged Dork_Knight [7/786] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:57:43 is removed from damyan's clock.
[03/03/18 20:46:13] Dork_Knight learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:40:36 towards level 60.
[03/04/18 12:14:43] Nistur, Andries, and pfoley [1841/1885] have team battled dindinx, freeboson, and Dork_Knight [732/2514] and won! 0 days, 17:32:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/18 20:55:55] Dork_Knight [507/786] has challenged Cypher [492/1129] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:16:56 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/06/18 19:23:56] Dork_Knight [307/786] has come upon pfoley [297/648] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:58:35 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/07/18 15:09:32] Dork_Knight [516/786] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [36/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:18 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/08/18 03:12:42] Dork_Knight was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:32 towards level 60.
[03/08/18 09:19:29] Dork_Knight misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:00 from level 60.
[03/08/18 20:19:09] Dork_Knight [365/786] has challenged SirMonkeybox [237/555] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:15:01 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/10/18 07:52:27] LegendaryQ, AngryParsley, and Dork_Knight [1950/2155] have team battled Roxana, seanmnaes, and WallIdl [1337/2220] and won! 0 days, 17:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 11:07:25] bl4ckscor3 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 16:17:52] xayto, AbacusAvenger, and buksi [664/1987] have team battled lakwatsero, Dork_Knight, and KeboDK [1519/2021] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/18 05:17:25] bender [263/815] has come upon Dork_Knight [292/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:58 is added to bender's clock.
[03/12/18 08:26:45] Dork_Knight tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:18 towards level 60.
[03/12/18 08:47:12] Dork_Knight [147/786] has challenged vrillusions [349/1103] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:42 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/12/18 14:15:07] Dork_Knight [284/786] has come upon Andries [629/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:52:19 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/13/18 01:13:07] Nistur [202/458] has challenged Dork_Knight [149/786] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[03/13/18 03:50:54] Dork_Knight bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:24 towards level 60.
[03/13/18 04:28:36] Dork_Knight [323/786] has come upon Bradicus [206/739] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:34:56 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/13/18 10:36:24] AgentThom, HeavyPodda, and elf [975/2491] have team battled Dork_Knight, lightstalker, and Ais [190/1645] and won! 1 day, 11:29:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 22:00:02] glorgamitch [109/702] has challenged Dork_Knight [489/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:45:25 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[03/14/18 11:19:14] RBecker [758/782] has come upon Dork_Knight [224/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:50 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[03/16/18 02:05:14] INGSOC [153/274] has challenged Dork_Knight [563/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/16/18 08:52:41] LordH, simple, and Dork_Knight [336/2743] have team battled adamchainz, Mirc0p, and m0shbear [474/2048] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 15:21:55] Dork_Knight [232/786] has challenged RBecker [22/782] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/17/18 06:21:21] vegadark, liara, and Taffer [898/1820] have team battled Dork_Knight, Khorne, and Ais [1783/2175] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 08:17:13] Dork_Knight learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:29:18 towards level 61.
[03/17/18 11:19:39] pyporla [14/17] has challenged Dork_Knight [494/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to pyporla's clock.
[03/17/18 15:26:41] ohnx, soltys, and Dork_Knight [944/2364] have team battled fattrat, Elgo, and dclaw123 [472/2596] and won! 2 days, 14:47:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 03:24:21] Mars [89/688] has come upon Dork_Knight [471/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:51:34 is added to Mars's clock.
[03/18/18 04:19:07] Dork_Knight learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:28:12 towards level 61.
[03/18/18 11:37:59] Globalirc [788/790] has challenged Dork_Knight [135/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:06 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/18/18 15:15:27] Dork_Knight bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:13:07 from level 61.
[03/18/18 16:05:17] nomatame and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 17:40:02] Dork_Knight [52/786] has challenged awgh [910/1063] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:46:48 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/18/18 18:38:06] Dork_Knight [510/786] has come upon J [25/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:44:04 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/18/18 20:35:55] Dork_Knight and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/18 11:53:08] elbie and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/18 03:28:18] sigmg, INGSOC, and Cypher [723/2157] have team battled Iri, Dork_Knight, and el [1613/1770] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/18 03:51:47] Dork_Knight [709/786] has challenged PiotrekD [135/701] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:43:47 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/21/18 08:01:40] Mirc0p [741/750] has challenged Dork_Knight [190/786] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:24:59 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[03/23/18 11:12:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 6 days, 05:32:08 toward level 61.
[03/24/18 03:45:33] RBecker [624/782] has come upon Dork_Knight [694/786] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:29:39 is added to RBecker's clock.
[03/24/18 06:34:54] Dork_Knight had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:35 towards level 61.
[03/24/18 10:21:24] Dork_Knight was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:11 towards level 61.
[03/24/18 14:28:55] Cypher [439/1129] has challenged Dork_Knight [647/786] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:53:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/25/18 05:06:59] Mateusz [420/919] has come upon Dork_Knight [708/786] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:28:21 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[03/25/18 17:16:53] Dork_Knight [471/786] has come upon allo [392/470] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:31:57 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/26/18 00:40:48] Tenorman [492/1000] has challenged Dork_Knight [240/800] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:00:13 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/27/18 02:55:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Dork_Knight with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:42:49 from level 61.
[03/27/18 12:34:24] Dork_Knight met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:14 from level 61.
[03/27/18 13:04:09] Dork_Knight [326/800] has come upon WallIdl [594/874] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:06 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/27/18 19:31:54] Khorne and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 02:11:44] Dork_Knight [195/800] has come upon Fluttershy [320/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:12 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/28/18 12:42:25] Hooloovoo [350/370] has come upon Dork_Knight [86/800] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:47:14 is removed from Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/28/18 19:10:54] Dork_Knight [105/800] has challenged Murii [46/343] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:42:46 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/29/18 23:02:17] alephnull [0/1] has challenged Dork_Knight [407/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to alephnull's clock.
[03/30/18 23:42:41] brycec and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 05:24:30] uhmmm [709/876] has challenged Dork_Knight [474/800] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:01:55 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[03/31/18 19:36:19] AgentThom [287/433] has come upon Dork_Knight [710/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:43:52 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[04/05/18 03:29:18] ncarl747, Evrial, and Dork_Knight [1611/2264] have team battled Eldoreth, zifnab06, and vox [418/2710] and won! 3 days, 09:30:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/18 17:03:31] Sixbierehomme, Andries, and kenyon [664/2708] have team battled Euronur, Dork_Knight, and TimWolla [1591/1816] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/18 12:39:36] ruan, Dork_Knight, and J [401/2404] have team battled Iri, dwfreed, and qwerty [1362/1834] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/18 14:26:46] Dork_Knight [792/800] has challenged ruan [298/913] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:07:06 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/07/18 23:17:59] Dork_Knight tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:06:44 towards level 62.
[04/08/18 05:10:03] Dork_Knight and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/18 11:28:45] Birdbones, WallIdl, and Dork_Knight [1299/2774] have team battled Wario, Sharky4, and rxcomm [418/1803] and won! 0 days, 21:15:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/18 13:36:46] Dork_Knight lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:44:18 from level 62.
[04/09/18 03:39:14] valdur55 [490/871] has challenged Dork_Knight [514/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:06:14 is added to valdur55's clock.
[04/09/18 13:42:43] Dork_Knight [324/800] has challenged brycec [415/812] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:15:14 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/09/18 22:38:47] sjefen6 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 12:59:31] Dork_Knight found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:03 towards level 62.
[04/11/18 00:52:30] FSM [133/176] has challenged Dork_Knight [788/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/11/18 09:43:37] fattrat, Dork_Knight, and Crow [104/2191] have team battled elbie, Lnk, and WallIdl [898/2407] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 05:41:33] Dork_Knight and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 12:15:06] brycec [124/817] has challenged Dork_Knight [413/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:32:46 is added to brycec's clock.
[04/14/18 10:43:23] Asara, tmberg, and exa [1244/3240] have team battled zid, Crazycatlady, and Dork_Knight [472/2380] and won! 2 days, 17:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/18 03:37:37] Dork_Knight [90/800] has challenged Brainiac [516/703] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/17/18 05:17:02] Dork_Knight [539/800] has come upon Ttech [105/1709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:20:08 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/17/18 05:17:02] Dork_Knight has dealt Ttech a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:15:39 is added to Ttech's clock.
[04/17/18 19:58:57] Xenthys, Barry, and ishanyx [958/1809] have team battled Dork_Knight, elf, and canton7 [1984/2636] and lost! 0 days, 14:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 07:06:01] Mars, Dork_Knight, and codedeeply [134/2431] have team battled Tenorman, MetaNova, and buksi [1287/2503] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 01:15:55] Dork_Knight [157/800] has come upon Crazycatlady [182/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:44:16 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/20/18 01:37:24] Asara [186/1273] has come upon Dork_Knight [746/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:23:29 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/22/18 14:18:52] Boohbah, damyan, and yano [1194/2236] have team battled m0shbear, Dork_Knight, and RedW [126/2544] and won! 3 days, 22:46:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 06:40:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 0 days, 23:54:52 toward level 62.
[04/23/18 07:26:51] Murii [37/353] has challenged Dork_Knight [641/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Murii's clock.
[04/23/18 14:57:13] Dork_Knight caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:50 towards level 62.
[04/23/18 22:18:49] ncarl747, Agent86, and acolarh [1696/1947] have team battled bootdisk, SirMonkeybox, and Dork_Knight [1707/2260] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/18 23:44:58] Dork_Knight [333/800] has challenged CornFly [494/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:25 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/24/18 03:28:15] borsin and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 18:16:11] Atan [117/576] has challenged Dork_Knight [306/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to Atan's clock.
[04/25/18 09:43:18] Ozaad stole Dork_Knight's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Ozaad leaves their old level 33 charm behind, which Dork_Knight then takes.
[04/25/18 22:56:56] himuraken, Dork_Knight, and SN4T14 [2268/2504] have team battled hannesenator, kenyon, and uhmmm [3242/3255] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/18 22:22:51] Dork_Knight found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:21 towards level 62.
[04/27/18 00:09:49] Dork_Knight was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:51 towards level 62.
[04/27/18 15:51:08] Dork_Knight [625/784] has challenged Heisenberg [90/913] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:02:13 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/28/18 04:29:18] Heisenberg and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 11:20:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 21 days, 23:35:03 toward level 63.
[04/28/18 17:00:14] Mithkabob [93/453] has come upon Dork_Knight [388/784] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:20:20 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[05/01/18 12:15:33] Evrial, Dork_Knight, and freeboson [42/2235] have team battled LordH, meffe, and abra0 [1758/2829] and lost! 2 days, 07:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 22:09:37] Milquetoast, neurospex, and Dork_Knight [1553/2929] have team battled idlerpgww, Herb_Tarlek, and womblecat [129/1933] and won! 2 days, 16:56:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 17:37:16] meffe [421/683] has come upon Dork_Knight [429/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:24:52 is added to meffe's clock.
[05/03/18 00:07:19] theemstra, Lios, and WallIdl [2154/2646] have team battled Dork_Knight, HeavyPodda, and D.Va [1926/2371] and won! 6 days, 06:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 23:04:28] jrosmith, Dork_Knight, and seanmnaes [237/1978] have team battled fattrat, astropoint, and PiotrekD [741/2515] and lost! 1 day, 18:09:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/18 06:44:47] Dork_Knight got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:31 from level 63.
[05/05/18 21:40:41] womblecat, WallIdl, and Dork_Knight [1954/2149] have team battled ruan, SpikeX, and Lemelisk [615/2954] and won! 1 day, 21:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/18 10:58:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 0 days, 08:22:32 toward level 63.
[05/06/18 19:47:36] Dork_Knight sharpened the edge of their weapon! Dork_Knight's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/18 17:59:24] womblecat [100/540] has come upon Dork_Knight [77/803] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:04:32 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/07/18 20:49:17] Dork_Knight was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:21 towards level 63.
[05/08/18 10:01:28] caeli [240/325] has challenged Dork_Knight [398/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to caeli's clock.
[05/08/18 18:15:44] Dork_Knight, Roxana, and zid [2470/2622] have team battled Wohali, seanmnaes, and aismallard [322/1209] and won! 0 days, 11:20:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 22:45:05] moony [215/297] has challenged Dork_Knight [605/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to moony's clock.
[05/11/18 06:23:09] Gizmokid2005 [949/963] has challenged Dork_Knight [98/803] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:18:05 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[05/11/18 18:15:16] Dork_Knight was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:32 towards level 63.
[05/11/18 23:29:30] Dork_Knight [586/803] has challenged idlerpgww [136/532] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[05/12/18 21:18:37] ilbelkyr [316/889] has challenged Dork_Knight [210/803] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[05/13/18 01:49:27] Dork_Knight fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Dork_Knight's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/18 12:29:36] Brady, Dork_Knight, and Cypher [1097/2461] have team battled yano, Andries, and MetaNova [1787/2425] and lost! 2 days, 08:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 20:24:22] IndigoTiger, rxcomm, and Dork_Knight [700/2952] have team battled ToHellWithGA, khmerboy, and Lios [1704/2250] and lost! 6 days, 00:16:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 16:04:08] Dork_Knight [600/788] has come upon Andries [184/763] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:02:27 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[05/16/18 15:31:48] Morfeus, zid, and Dork_Knight [1394/2194] have team battled canton7, Geela, and freeboson [282/2196] and won! 0 days, 05:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 22:42:40] Fyris [314/371] has challenged Dork_Knight [69/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from Fyris's clock.
[05/19/18 21:38:53] Dork_Knight [418/788] has challenged petrichor [548/1163] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:59:40 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[05/20/18 10:54:12] apiw, Mars, Dork_Knight, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/18 12:17:53] womblecat [8/536] has challenged Dork_Knight [112/788] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to womblecat's clock.
[05/22/18 17:12:41] Dork_Knight was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:04:58 towards level 64.
[05/22/18 19:19:18] Dork_Knight ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:38:44 from level 64.
[05/22/18 21:17:29] Dork_Knight sharpened the edge of their weapon! Dork_Knight's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/18 10:47:56] Sixbierehomme and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 12:44:30] WallIdl and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 10:42:40] Lemongrab, Dork_Knight, and lakwatsero [465/1496] have team battled Fyris, Mirc0p, and simple [1568/2007] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 13:21:10] pixelate [196/513] has challenged Dork_Knight [676/812] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:44:41 is added to pixelate's clock.
[05/25/18 07:50:42] Dork_Knight [250/812] has come upon Psilocybe [551/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:11:30 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[05/26/18 16:02:32] Dork_Knight [208/812] has come upon grooverider [1204/1248] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:39:28 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[05/26/18 17:57:47] Dork_Knight [544/812] has come upon soltys [167/579] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:55:31 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[05/27/18 19:04:18] dclaw123 [976/1014] has challenged Dork_Knight [693/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:02:18 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[05/28/18 06:35:06] cirdan and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 07:09:08] Dork_Knight tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:19:26 towards level 64.
[05/31/18 20:51:27] Dork_Knight was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:28 towards level 64.
[05/31/18 22:01:00] Dork_Knight bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:03 towards level 64.
[06/01/18 09:24:00] grooverider [707/1270] has challenged Dork_Knight [57/812] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:03:18 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/01/18 10:43:45] KeboDK [610/961] has challenged Dork_Knight [89/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:19:27 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[06/01/18 20:49:48] neurospex, dax, Dork_Knight, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/18 16:32:37] Dork_Knight was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:02:35 from level 64.
[06/04/18 20:12:27] Dork_Knight [342/812] has challenged CornFly [924/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:39 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/06/18 14:11:01] Dork_Knight [749/812] has come upon Bradicus [312/729] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:29:41 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/06/18 17:13:48] Dork_Knight was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:09 towards level 64.
[06/06/18 23:16:47] Dork_Knight was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:20 from level 64.
[06/07/18 13:43:11] Dork_Knight grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:56 towards level 64.
[06/08/18 00:02:24] Dork_Knight invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:03 towards level 64.
[06/08/18 11:55:33] Tor, auror, and dclaw123 [1259/2076] have team battled Dork_Knight, Ais, and LordH [1392/2412] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/18 12:53:35] Dork_Knight [40/826] has challenged suterismus [1150/1323] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/12/18 10:52:09] Dork_Knight [337/826] has challenged Leetistan [415/461] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:03:48 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/14/18 05:31:30] Dork_Knight and seanmnaes have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 20:05:54] Dork_Knight, Mateusz, and Elgo [877/2172] have team battled Syloq, djm, and Roxana [1366/2244] and lost! 6 days, 01:46:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 07:18:38] Dork_Knight [78/826] has come upon abra0 [678/1000] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:18:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/15/18 18:57:21] kenyon, prime, and Eldoreth [59/2466] have team battled ohnx, Dork_Knight, and robox [1422/2659] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 22:40:40] Dork_Knight broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:23:58 from level 65.
[06/15/18 23:53:11] Dork_Knight got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:15:10 towards level 65.
[06/16/18 18:29:13] Dork_Knight [158/826] has come upon Asara [1138/1286] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:09:23 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/17/18 08:28:47] Dork_Knight caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:53:04 towards level 65.
[06/18/18 01:40:07] Dork_Knight [689/826] has challenged Elgo [219/464] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:30:48 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/18/18 05:26:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 26 days, 16:59:25 toward level 65.
[06/18/18 09:30:35] Majak [37/485] has come upon Dork_Knight [179/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:09:41 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/18/18 20:19:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Dork_Knight with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 15:58:03 from level 65.
[06/19/18 03:20:12] sjefen6, ruan, and Dork_Knight [674/2543] have team battled vox, SN4T14, and damyan [2355/2869] and lost! 3 days, 23:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/18 09:51:47] vegadark [116/600] has challenged Dork_Knight [650/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:08 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/19/18 13:09:00] Heisenberg [461/953] has challenged Dork_Knight [428/826] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/19/18 15:44:12] Dork_Knight [24/826] has come upon sigmg [400/737] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:08:02 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/19/18 16:18:49] Majak and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/18 08:46:36] Dork_Knight had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:52:20 towards level 65.
[06/20/18 22:04:41] IndigoTiger [729/1153] has challenged Dork_Knight [405/826] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:33:40 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/21/18 02:30:09] suterismus [587/1346] has come upon Dork_Knight [222/826] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:24:06 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[06/21/18 09:10:49] Dork_Knight, XF, and Pici [1410/2434] have team battled LordH, sbp, and AbacusAvenger [1387/2641] and won! 0 days, 01:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 14:36:23] Dork_Knight, elbie, and m0shbear [1726/2426] have team battled Euronur, PinkiePie, and dclaw123 [1668/2548] and won! 1 day, 04:36:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 21:56:17] PiotrekD, acolarh, and rxcomm [1643/2335] have team battled Dork_Knight, neurospex, and Virtual [41/2651] and won! 0 days, 17:47:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 00:59:51] AbacusAvenger, sunri5e, and Morfeus [2137/2273] have team battled ishanyx, XF, and Dork_Knight [1173/1966] and won! 0 days, 14:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 00:01:02] Dork_Knight [600/826] has come upon Fluttershy [1054/1060] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:45:16 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[06/25/18 16:14:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 22 days, 05:56:54 toward level 65.
[06/25/18 19:13:27] canton7 [140/830] has come upon Dork_Knight [634/826] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:03:20 is added to canton7's clock.
[06/28/18 03:06:16] D.Va and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 12:29:39] vegadark [87/590] has challenged Dork_Knight [50/826] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:03:54 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/28/18 13:49:51] Dork_Knight, eva42, and D.Va [157/2737] have team battled xtort-, Zye, and greekman [718/2200] and lost! 3 days, 04:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 00:56:53] dxtr [183/429] has challenged Dork_Knight [605/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to dxtr's clock.
[06/30/18 13:46:40] Agent86 [271/668] has challenged Dork_Knight [94/826] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:59:50 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/30/18 15:22:38] gildarts and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 02:59:48] Tor [225/742] has challenged Dork_Knight [138/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:02:41 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/03/18 08:01:55] Roxana [916/942] has challenged Dork_Knight [153/829] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[07/04/18 00:30:26] shandor and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 12:11:51] Sixbierehomme and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 17:56:04] jp [311/387] has challenged Dork_Knight [390/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to jp's clock.
[07/06/18 00:15:22] bobvador [12/468] has challenged Dork_Knight [671/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to bobvador's clock.
[07/06/18 08:28:25] RBecker and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 18:24:20] Taffer [389/515] has come upon Dork_Knight [155/829] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:48:41 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/08/18 19:56:08] Dork_Knight [259/829] has challenged allo [430/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:16 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/09/18 08:47:23] Dork_Knight [498/829] has come upon brycec [8/782] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:18 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/09/18 10:43:57] Dork_Knight misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:12 from level 65.
[07/09/18 13:11:43] Syloq and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 07:06:02] Birdbones, Misza, and useless [2352/2759] have team battled Dork_Knight, womblecat, and Lemelisk [2011/2599] and won! 0 days, 00:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 22:27:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 0 days, 10:26:08 toward level 65.
[07/13/18 20:38:05] Gerdesas [312/602] has challenged Dork_Knight [207/841] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:42:55 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[07/13/18 21:09:58] dwfreed and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 21:38:26] Gerdesas [400/602] has challenged Dork_Knight [322/841] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:33:35 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[07/14/18 06:15:59] Dork_Knight was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:05 from level 65.
[07/14/18 10:31:25] Dork_Knight [353/1109] has challenged elbie [190/873] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/16/18 01:41:16] JuanMaestro, blizgerg, and bozo [2123/2488] have team battled lipek, Dork_Knight, and dclaw123 [667/3358] and won! 0 days, 06:07:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 15:36:43] neurospex, Dork_Knight, and PiotrekD [1432/2972] have team battled Milquetoast, cjkinni, and acolarh [357/1943] and won! 1 day, 13:08:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 22:03:22] Dork_Knight [891/1109] has challenged zifnab06 [311/613] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:08:44 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/17/18 11:14:17] dindinx and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 15:09:20] Dork_Knight [90/1109] has challenged kier [207/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:14:45 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/20/18 09:13:52] Dork_Knight [863/1109] has come upon Agent86 [553/668] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:26:34 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/22/18 01:01:41] mordac, kier, and yano [280/2694] have team battled allo, cornfeedhobo, and Dork_Knight [937/1947] and lost! 2 days, 17:47:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 16:34:24] elbie and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 22:49:29] Sundance, Globalirc, and ruan [1547/2660] have team battled exotime, SirNudeln, and Dork_Knight [893/1668] and won! 4 days, 17:21:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 10:13:36] Dork_Knight [684/1109] has challenged suterismus [78/1346] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:35:59 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/25/18 15:17:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Dork_Knight 11 days, 17:15:55 toward level 66.
[07/26/18 14:33:37] brendan, exotime, and grooverider [130/3214] have team battled Dork_Knight, MJ94, and apiw [448/2517] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 00:40:11] Crazycatlady and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 19:45:10] Dork_Knight, Euronur, and Lemongrab [1403/2692] have team battled ruan, Tim, and LukeLR [1391/2286] and won! 0 days, 09:15:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 03:37:57] Dork_Knight [311/1109] has come upon grooverider [516/1354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:06 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.