Player Info

User: DrJosh9000
Class: semigroup theorist
Admin?: No
Level: 75
Next level: 33 days, 16:38:18
Status: Offline
Host: DocJosh!~pi@imp.drjosh.dev
Account Created: Mon Oct 8 01:04:27 2018
Last login: Fri Feb 26 11:45:15 2021
Total time idled: 710 days, 11:37:14
Current position: [433,388]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 125 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 42
charm: 38
gloves: 40
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 57
ring: 50 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 58
tunic: 121 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 178 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 781

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 12:58:04
nick: 10 days, 20:43:16
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 0 days, 23:27:41
quit: 53 days, 02:13:35

total: 72 days, 11:22:36

Character Modifiers

[10/08/18 02:14:26] DrJosh9000 [0/1] has challenged HellSpawn [35/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/08/18 02:26:51] DrJosh9000 [2/4] has challenged loomysh [178/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/08/18 04:28:53] DrJosh9000 [24/32] has challenged Milquetoast [668/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/08/18 09:27:08] DrJosh9000 [46/90] has challenged Syloq [54/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/08/18 10:49:05] elbie [520/724] has challenged DrJosh9000 [85/90] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:55:46 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/08/18 10:56:37] DrJosh9000 [29/108] has challenged Heisenberg [522/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:02 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/08/18 11:27:10] Herb_Tarlek [332/872] has come upon DrJosh9000 [37/108] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:31:52 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/08/18 12:41:18] DrJosh9000 [62/114] has challenged tmberg [671/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/09/18 19:00:03] idlerpgww [222/575] has challenged DrJosh9000 [58/183] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:27:44 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[10/09/18 19:36:50] Brainiac, elf, and Smith [2155/2171] have team battled DrJosh9000, CornFly, and Luamil [1960/2069] and won! 0 days, 13:24:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 20:16:03] DrJosh9000 [107/190] has challenged blizgerg [201/1215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/10/18 02:30:21] el, Zaratustra, and DrJosh9000 [2006/2275] have team battled crysys, theZoMBiE, and psycho [392/1376] and won! 0 days, 00:17:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/18 03:42:14] DrJosh9000 [177/201] has challenged buksi [334/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/10/18 06:02:18] IRPG [249/285] has come upon DrJosh9000 [111/201] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:32 is removed from IRPG's clock.
[10/10/18 12:14:18] DrJosh9000 [151/207] has challenged kenyon [201/1401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/10/18 13:01:16] DrJosh9000 [64/207] has come upon FSM [33/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:57 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/10/18 21:26:53] DrJosh9000 [87/213] has challenged holloway [922/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/11/18 09:15:03] DrJosh9000 [85/221] has challenged Nistur [308/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/11/18 14:15:07] Nistur [278/522] has challenged DrJosh9000 [216/221] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:56:44 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[10/11/18 22:41:45] DrJosh9000 [99/227] has challenged Sundance [333/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/12/18 09:00:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 0 days, 01:08:22 toward level 31.
[10/12/18 09:51:29] DrJosh9000 [54/227] has come upon Tor [842/1101] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:30 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/12/18 13:34:13] DrJosh9000 [191/240] has challenged shandor [324/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/13/18 02:31:11] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:04 towards level 32.
[10/13/18 03:27:33] pfoley [428/648] has challenged DrJosh9000 [182/240] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:29:20 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[10/13/18 07:42:32] DrJosh9000 [76/268] has challenged Tenorman [1034/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/14/18 01:36:02] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:06 towards level 33.
[10/14/18 05:23:28] DrJosh9000 [38/270] has challenged dxtr [6/932] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/14/18 17:08:39] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:46 towards level 34.
[10/14/18 18:17:47] DrJosh9000 [185/270] has come upon AngryParsley [1053/1099] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:05 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/15/18 00:41:12] DrJosh9000 [129/273] has challenged Killerkid [635/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/15/18 22:09:43] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:17 towards level 35.
[10/16/18 04:47:53] DrJosh9000 [51/273] has challenged neurospex [223/1197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/17/18 10:42:23] DrJosh9000 [154/273] has come upon IdleMaster [166/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:44 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/17/18 15:12:11] DrJosh9000 [268/304] has challenged ncarl747 [556/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/17/18 23:55:33] DrJosh9000 [262/304] has come upon Andries [109/779] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:31:02 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/17/18 23:55:33] DrJosh9000 has dealt Andries a Critical Strike! 8 days, 23:41:32 is added to Andries's clock.
[10/18/18 20:11:38] xetarip [59/185] has challenged DrJosh9000 [46/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from xetarip's clock.
[10/18/18 23:01:58] DrJosh9000 [286/304] has challenged vegadark [367/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/19/18 08:20:44] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and DrJosh9000 [776/2059] have team battled Bradicus, ToHellWithGA, and elbie [1268/2427] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 15:31:26] Ivusior [96/207] has challenged DrJosh9000 [103/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Ivusior's clock.
[10/19/18 23:19:31] dxtr [114/932] has challenged DrJosh9000 [121/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:27 is added to dxtr's clock.
[10/20/18 02:44:21] Ttech, MJ94, and CornFly [1318/3584] have team battled canton7, DrJosh9000, and Eldoreth [343/1977] and won! 0 days, 11:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 10:19:40] DrJosh9000 [241/304] has come upon buksi [201/830] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:28:29 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/21/18 01:31:49] DrJosh9000 [254/304] has challenged vox [589/1187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/21/18 12:31:39] DrJosh9000 [162/304] has come upon fattrat [996/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:01 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/21/18 13:37:18] DrJosh9000 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:02 towards level 39.
[10/21/18 19:13:08] DrJosh9000 [164/304] has come upon m0shbear [3/788] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:52:29 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/23/18 00:50:34] DrJosh9000 [31/348] has challenged bigjay [757/1413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/23/18 16:33:41] Mirc0p, Geela, and WallIdl [2161/2213] have team battled DrJosh9000, Crazycatlady, and Vroomfondel [1395/1667] and won! 3 days, 20:42:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 01:41:18] DrJosh9000 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:52 from level 40.
[10/25/18 17:39:55] DrJosh9000 [161/348] has challenged lagertonne [571/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/26/18 20:24:25] DrJosh9000 [289/348] has come upon Tor [239/1101] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:07 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/27/18 03:35:35] dxtr, yano, and KeboDK [1970/2628] have team battled DrJosh9000, SCSi, and Zaratustra [1979/2017] and lost! 1 day, 13:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 22:59:34] DrJosh9000 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:58 from level 41.
[10/28/18 07:00:02] DrJosh9000 [88/348] has come upon khmerboy [147/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/28/18 17:57:45] DrJosh9000 [152/348] has challenged dclaw123 [664/1022] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/31/18 12:10:37] SCSi [220/499] has come upon DrJosh9000 [329/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:12:45 is added to SCSi's clock.
[11/01/18 02:30:47] DrJosh9000 [288/348] has challenged Misza [890/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/02/18 13:10:37] DrJosh9000 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:20 towards level 43.
[11/03/18 02:38:17] RBecker [747/828] has challenged DrJosh9000 [91/348] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:37:20 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[11/04/18 03:06:00] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:22 from level 43.
[11/04/18 19:36:24] DrJosh9000 [160/424] has challenged Brady [748/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/05/18 07:49:30] woonack [450/485] has challenged DrJosh9000 [122/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:30:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/18 16:37:37] DrJosh9000 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:52 from level 44.
[11/06/18 03:03:01] Saturnaal [53/216] has challenged DrJosh9000 [118/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Saturnaal's clock.
[11/08/18 03:03:57] Xenthys [141/518] has challenged DrJosh9000 [74/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:05:39 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/08/18 08:17:29] ToHellWithGA, brendan, M144, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/18 20:53:43] alephnull, sunri5e, and DrJosh9000 [160/2166] have team battled IllusiveMan_, mordac, and kenyon [152/3085] and won! 0 days, 02:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/18 06:39:15] DrJosh9000 [405/424] has challenged Sundance [199/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/10/18 09:00:46] Xenofex [219/233] has challenged DrJosh9000 [226/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[11/11/18 15:55:00] DrJosh9000 [0/424] has come upon max [260/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/11/18 17:22:41] Atan [533/543] has challenged DrJosh9000 [229/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:50 is removed from Atan's clock.
[11/11/18 20:23:17] el [652/915] has challenged DrJosh9000 [304/424] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:34:19 is removed from el's clock.
[11/12/18 00:29:07] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:11 towards level 45.
[11/12/18 22:40:37] DrJosh9000 [420/424] has come upon HellSpawn [334/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:32 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/13/18 04:07:14] DrJosh9000 [281/424] has challenged suterismus [533/1277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:37 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/13/18 16:32:39] DrJosh9000 [323/424] has come upon nickware [72/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:11:37 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/13/18 16:33:12] WallIdl [702/772] has challenged DrJosh9000 [132/424] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:53:52 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[11/13/18 17:35:41] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:24 towards level 46.
[11/16/18 15:16:12] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:03 towards level 46.
[11/16/18 17:44:11] DrJosh9000 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:39 towards level 46.
[11/18/18 01:35:05] BagelBites [197/493] has challenged DrJosh9000 [135/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[11/18/18 03:30:36] DrJosh9000 [225/431] has challenged tmberg [115/1050] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/18/18 05:05:12] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:35 towards level 47.
[11/18/18 17:44:33] Mirc0p, xayto, and DrJosh9000 [1976/1984] have team battled bootdisk, HellSpawn, and Herb_Tarlek [2057/2492] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/18 16:05:48] Jay_of_Delucia [14/31] has challenged DrJosh9000 [292/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[11/20/18 01:22:04] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:39 towards level 47.
[11/20/18 18:11:21] DrJosh9000 [141/431] has challenged Mateusz [981/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:02 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/20/18 21:12:01] Majak [28/475] has challenged DrJosh9000 [157/431] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:55:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/21/18 05:33:00] el, buksi, and HellSpawn [466/2158] have team battled DrJosh9000, max, and simple [1524/2431] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 05:51:10] brendan [8/1438] has come upon DrJosh9000 [328/431] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:06:40 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/21/18 15:19:29] SpikeX [240/830] has come upon DrJosh9000 [145/431] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:37:01 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[11/22/18 00:30:16] DrJosh9000 [88/431] has come upon Asara [1362/1457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/22/18 03:21:43] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:22 towards level 47.
[11/22/18 09:59:13] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:03 towards level 47.
[11/22/18 15:21:39] FSM [302/459] has challenged DrJosh9000 [403/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/22/18 16:51:15] nickware [708/903] has come upon DrJosh9000 [309/431] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:59:40 is removed from nickware's clock.
[11/22/18 17:22:08] Lnk [538/893] has challenged DrJosh9000 [294/431] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:20:18 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/22/18 19:49:10] csc2ya, NPC4946410567318, and Birdbones [1264/1979] have team battled DrJosh9000, Misza, and fattrat [752/2835] and won! 0 days, 02:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 22:37:44] DrJosh9000 [236/431] has come upon BagelBites [24/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:37 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/23/18 06:24:58] DrJosh9000 [348/431] has challenged ncarl747 [212/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:20 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/23/18 08:38:23] DrJosh9000 [340/453] has challenged grooverider [365/1384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/23/18 09:25:39] DrJosh9000 [290/453] has challenged dclaw123 [658/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:04 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/24/18 05:29:08] DrJosh9000 [327/453] has come upon Sharky4 [311/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:41 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/24/18 16:24:35] DrJosh9000 [412/453] has come upon simple [976/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:58:20 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/26/18 06:57:45] mordac [430/1269] has come upon DrJosh9000 [215/453] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:50:52 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/26/18 19:27:20] Sundance, SpikeX, and dindinx [1713/2497] have team battled DrJosh9000, Syloq, and Nistur [456/1567] and won! 1 day, 00:14:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/18 17:49:13] DrJosh9000 [116/456] has challenged L [74/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:47 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/30/18 17:05:23] DrJosh9000 [158/456] has challenged lipek [1069/1233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:54 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/30/18 22:17:09] Brady [277/912] has come upon DrJosh9000 [428/456] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:44:18 is added to Brady's clock.
[12/01/18 19:09:07] DrJosh9000 [317/460] has challenged petrichor [449/1222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/01/18 19:51:09] dclaw123, sjefen6, and dindinx [1923/2822] have team battled Atan, jrosmith, and DrJosh9000 [540/1893] and won! 7 days, 19:55:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 04:35:12] DrJosh9000 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:34 from level 49.
[12/02/18 16:32:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 5 days, 03:46:15 toward level 49.
[12/02/18 20:17:03] IllusiveMan_ [477/523] has challenged DrJosh9000 [381/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:42 is removed from IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[12/03/18 07:19:38] FSM [440/483] has challenged DrJosh9000 [354/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:51:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/04/18 16:36:30] mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and ruan [2199/2641] have team battled kenyon, brendan, and TimWolla [3339/3733] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/18 10:31:20] DrJosh9000 [413/460] has challenged Mateusz [528/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/06/18 09:06:55] vegadark, DrJosh9000, and agrajag [1693/2086] have team battled simple, h00k, and JuanMaestro [2182/2612] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 13:44:03] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:05 towards level 49.
[12/06/18 16:52:06] DrJosh9000 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:00 towards level 49.
[12/07/18 09:02:51] DrJosh9000 [488/511] has challenged Asara [755/1483] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/07/18 09:09:10] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:58 towards level 50.
[12/09/18 14:29:32] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:44 towards level 50.
[12/10/18 01:04:19] Iri, popey, and Crazycatlady [433/1598] have team battled DrJosh9000, vegadark, and loomysh [1558/2011] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 01:19:34] DrJosh9000 [272/511] has come upon Khorne [133/1053] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:29:06 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/11/18 17:07:02] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:41 towards level 50.
[12/12/18 04:09:09] DrJosh9000 [423/511] has challenged eva42 [1242/1311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:54 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/12/18 15:04:23] DrJosh9000 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:52 from level 50.
[12/14/18 09:54:03] Tor, Ice__101, and Reilly [632/1856] have team battled yano, DrJosh9000, and HellSpawn [756/1652] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 21:38:27] DrJosh9000 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DrJosh9000's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/18 01:14:22] DrJosh9000 [12/502] has challenged Nistur [420/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/16/18 15:12:41] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:47 towards level 51.
[12/17/18 15:19:24] DrJosh9000 [385/502] has challenged Tenorman [686/1055] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:29:39 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/18/18 14:24:42] DrJosh9000 [167/502] has challenged fragment1 [335/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:32:48 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/19/18 03:27:41] DrJosh9000 [78/502] has challenged vegadark [699/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:10:18 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/19/18 08:28:50] Majak [391/504] has challenged DrJosh9000 [336/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:59:21 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/21/18 10:02:35] Asara [454/1436] has come upon DrJosh9000 [349/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:27 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/21/18 21:05:02] djm [108/811] has challenged DrJosh9000 [232/506] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to djm's clock.
[12/22/18 14:53:13] DrJosh9000 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:42 towards level 51.
[12/24/18 19:51:51] HellSpawn [357/418] has come upon DrJosh9000 [69/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:56 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/26/18 02:55:55] DrJosh9000 [129/506] has come upon apiw [475/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/26/18 03:08:25] el [758/934] has challenged DrJosh9000 [107/506] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:09:01 is removed from el's clock.
[12/26/18 06:24:47] idlerpgww, Brady, and eva42 [2388/3008] have team battled Heisenberg, Ice__101, and DrJosh9000 [981/1500] and won! 3 days, 08:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 16:11:19] Lnk [485/894] has challenged DrJosh9000 [175/506] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:22:07 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/28/18 07:20:21] Jay_of_Delucia [90/409] has challenged DrJosh9000 [54/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:58 is removed from Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[12/28/18 12:43:18] DrJosh9000 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:57 from level 51.
[12/28/18 13:00:31] LukeLR, DrJosh9000, and dclaw123 [689/2161] have team battled gildarts, buksi, and KeboDK [1406/2224] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/18 13:51:34] DrJosh9000 [144/506] has come upon lagertonne [4/659] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:01 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/29/18 18:51:55] DrJosh9000 [54/506] has come upon Mateusz [66/1047] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/29/18 21:24:45] DrJosh9000 [371/506] has come upon mordac [17/1265] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:46 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/30/18 18:24:07] DrJosh9000 [147/513] has challenged Nistur [389/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/31/18 12:38:23] DrJosh9000 [316/513] has challenged Geela [421/709] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:02:42 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/01/19 13:17:09] DrJosh9000 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:42:29 from level 52.
[01/02/19 07:21:40] spillere [441/596] has come upon DrJosh9000 [372/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:14:48 is removed from spillere's clock.
[01/02/19 13:13:10] DrJosh9000 [299/513] has come upon waffles [69/559] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:43:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/03/19 04:53:25] Andries [694/770] has challenged DrJosh9000 [139/513] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:37:13 is removed from Andries's clock.
[01/03/19 06:23:47] Pici, JuanMaestro, DrJosh9000, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/19 22:04:42] DrJosh9000 [397/513] has come upon TauPan [297/407] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:50:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/06/19 09:18:55] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:30 towards level 52.
[01/06/19 14:18:43] DrJosh9000 [457/513] has come upon Pici [92/1128] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:21:31 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/07/19 13:03:12] DrJosh9000 [163/513] has come upon TauPan [198/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/07/19 13:05:30] DrJosh9000 [90/513] has come upon Reilly [268/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:58 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/08/19 05:21:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 0 days, 04:40:18 toward level 52.
[01/08/19 07:22:35] crudd [199/673] has challenged DrJosh9000 [46/513] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:31:55 is removed from crudd's clock.
[01/08/19 22:37:45] bp [388/558] has come upon DrJosh9000 [197/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:37:35 is removed from bp's clock.
[01/11/19 10:11:05] DrJosh9000 [291/513] has come upon Ratigan [36/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:39:48 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/11/19 18:35:18] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:52 towards level 52.
[01/11/19 22:57:51] Brady, DrJosh9000, and D.Va [1548/2228] have team battled sjums_the_great, Crazycatlady, and Nistur [1200/1859] and won! 0 days, 01:29:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 02:48:52] DrJosh9000 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:24 towards level 52.
[01/12/19 04:44:16] DrJosh9000 [380/538] has challenged WackyWonny [86/239] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:40 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/13/19 00:21:00] freeboson, crudd, and spillere [1826/2342] have team battled jbroome, AbacusAvenger, and DrJosh9000 [1470/1645] and won! 2 days, 12:41:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 01:50:38] AngryParsley [737/1230] has challenged DrJosh9000 [426/538] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:23:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/13/19 11:40:35] Syloq [446/606] has challenged DrJosh9000 [386/538] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:55:39 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[01/13/19 17:28:36] DrJosh9000 [481/538] has come upon GilbertErik [223/813] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:59:30 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/13/19 17:54:30] DrJosh9000 [80/538] has challenged lipek [1209/1262] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:34:41 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/14/19 17:00:16] DrJosh9000 [252/538] has challenged spillere [185/596] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:43 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/14/19 19:03:58] Flonk, sunri5e, and bebbet [676/2607] have team battled Pici, DrJosh9000, and xit [448/2666] and won! 1 day, 23:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 05:03:17] M144 [354/572] has challenged DrJosh9000 [98/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:43 is removed from M144's clock.
[01/15/19 05:05:23] Iceman [137/385] has challenged DrJosh9000 [84/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[01/15/19 17:52:31] MiddlewareMonkey [35/243] has challenged DrJosh9000 [464/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/16/19 14:59:48] aismallard, DrJosh9000, and idlerpgww [65/2035] have team battled LukeLR, Yuhno, and Heisenberg [330/2018] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 12:51:56] DrJosh9000 [290/538] has come upon Homme [131/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:37:54 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/18/19 13:20:44] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:13 towards level 53.
[01/18/19 18:24:01] Xenofex [109/724] has challenged DrJosh9000 [447/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[01/20/19 06:18:38] DrJosh9000, canton7, and M144 [1365/2283] have team battled anderson, elbie, and IdleMaster [1211/1975] and won! 0 days, 20:18:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 13:30:59] DrJosh9000 [446/538] has come upon hannesenator [579/1140] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/22/19 12:41:46] HellSpawn [122/450] has challenged DrJosh9000 [194/538] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/19 21:06:14] DrJosh9000 [180/538] has come upon MetaNova [170/711] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:37 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/22/19 22:48:25] Scornn [238/354] has challenged DrJosh9000 [327/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Scornn's clock.
[01/23/19 01:43:04] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:50 towards level 53.
[01/23/19 16:07:10] DrJosh9000 [73/557] has challenged waffles [405/559] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/23/19 20:29:12] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:18 towards level 54.
[01/24/19 10:36:59] AncalagonThBlack, holloway, and m0shbear [1811/2680] have team battled crudd, anderson, and DrJosh9000 [883/1691] and won! 1 day, 08:02:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 15:21:53] keepermurf, Nofew, and niko [1220/2588] have team battled yano, D.Va, and DrJosh9000 [1101/2026] and won! 1 day, 17:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 07:44:11] pixelate [14/480] has challenged DrJosh9000 [184/557] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:20:25 is added to pixelate's clock.
[01/28/19 23:04:06] DrJosh9000 [424/557] has challenged Misza [769/1220] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:08 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/29/19 11:05:22] DrJosh9000 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:36 towards level 54.
[01/30/19 01:34:17] bootdisk, ilbelkyr, and GilbertErik [2582/3052] have team battled DrJosh9000, lagertonne, and blizgerg [1710/2566] and won! 1 day, 15:37:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 05:06:37] wMw [60/223] has challenged DrJosh9000 [183/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to wMw's clock.
[01/30/19 19:58:10] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:46 towards level 54.
[01/30/19 23:02:37] DrJosh9000 [285/557] has come upon niko [234/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:29:06 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/31/19 01:18:27] agrajag [388/1002] has come upon DrJosh9000 [47/557] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:01:02 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[01/31/19 20:11:36] DrJosh9000, bootdisk, and bobvador [1679/2436] have team battled AngryParsley, M144, and ishanyx [204/2658] and won! 1 day, 12:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 23:36:23] Nofew, woonack, jbroome, and DrJosh9000 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/19 14:31:55] grooverider [1121/1385] has challenged DrJosh9000 [304/557] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:17:15 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[02/02/19 21:22:10] KeboDK, Mars, and manish17xxx [1106/2689] have team battled DrJosh9000, darkmage, and grooverider [123/3055] and won! 6 days, 08:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 14:51:42] NPC4946410567318 [580/762] has come upon DrJosh9000 [521/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:55:47 is removed from NPC4946410567318's clock.
[02/04/19 03:00:38] petrichor, Curious_Onion, and apiw [1855/2761] have team battled DrJosh9000, Heisenberg, and djm [1840/2059] and won! 0 days, 10:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 13:21:56] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:16 towards level 54.
[02/05/19 04:52:01] zygren [9/478] has challenged DrJosh9000 [411/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to zygren's clock.
[02/05/19 15:35:06] DrJosh9000 [143/557] has challenged SCSi [128/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:06 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/06/19 01:41:26] DrJosh9000 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrJosh9000's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/19 06:44:56] DrJosh9000 [238/552] has challenged SCSi [124/547] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/07/19 00:43:09] darkmage [767/1113] has challenged DrJosh9000 [133/552] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:52:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/07/19 12:33:18] DrJosh9000 [11/552] has come upon LukeLR [157/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:18:09 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/07/19 16:22:44] Ttech [1617/1681] has challenged DrJosh9000 [54/552] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:14:51 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/07/19 17:47:10] DrJosh9000 [401/552] has challenged ilbelkyr [161/950] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:56:12 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/08/19 04:14:35] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:01 towards level 55.
[02/09/19 07:05:30] DrJosh9000 [294/552] has come upon Sundance [700/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:36:52 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/11/19 01:05:58] pfoley [509/670] has challenged DrJosh9000 [539/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:08:23 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/11/19 12:24:22] lagertonne, mordac, woonack, and DrJosh9000 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/19 03:07:38] DrJosh9000 sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrJosh9000's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/19 13:38:35] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:41 towards level 55.
[02/13/19 03:14:17] DrJosh9000 [525/555] has challenged Xenofex [187/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:12:08 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/14/19 00:32:27] DrJosh9000 sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrJosh9000's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/19 14:33:52] DrJosh9000 [539/558] has come upon mwhahaha [189/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/15/19 08:26:37] DrJosh9000 [8/558] has challenged Fluttershy [480/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:03 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/15/19 10:27:03] DrJosh9000 [478/558] has challenged dayman [116/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:13 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/16/19 20:32:33] moaz, Maria, and Beefcan [234/1217] have team battled DrJosh9000, m0shbear, and nickware [1222/2458] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/19 00:24:21] Mars [769/1116] has challenged DrJosh9000 [218/558] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/17/19 22:59:15] DrJosh9000 [464/559] has challenged HeavyPodda [160/1028] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:39:54 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/17/19 22:59:15] DrJosh9000 has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:16:07 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/20/19 14:26:24] DrJosh9000 [208/559] has come upon Reilly [161/453] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:58:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/21/19 23:39:16] Mars, IdleMaster, and Brady [977/2834] have team battled pants, DrJosh9000, and WallIdl [844/2313] and won! 0 days, 09:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 00:47:31] DrJosh9000 [184/559] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [18/476] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:57 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/23/19 17:52:06] DrJosh9000 [60/559] has come upon x0 [523/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:40:56 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/23/19 23:30:25] Iceman, agrajag, and brycec [2056/2630] have team battled DrJosh9000, tspange, and rxcomm [906/2428] and won! 1 day, 03:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/19 20:44:15] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:28 towards level 56.
[02/28/19 04:10:18] DrJosh9000 [450/559] has come upon Brainiac [491/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:24:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/28/19 06:43:06] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:50 towards level 56.
[02/28/19 07:57:42] skarlso, agrajag, and m0shbear [1634/2330] have team battled alephnull, DrJosh9000, and himuraken [908/2285] and won! 0 days, 07:42:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 18:59:01] x0, Sharky4, and Pogor [1510/1892] have team battled SirMonkeybox, DrJosh9000, and Brainiac [1291/1837] and won! 0 days, 00:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 23:19:15] DrJosh9000, CornFly, and mordac [2690/3037] have team battled xayto, Yuhno, and waifu [1659/2264] and won! 1 day, 09:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 00:10:05] DrJosh9000 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:00 from level 56.
[03/02/19 16:53:26] Sharky4 [177/787] has challenged DrJosh9000 [346/559] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:34:45 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[03/02/19 17:16:46] lagertonne, DrJosh9000, and derp [779/1478] have team battled himuraken, Killerkid, and zid [1942/3062] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/19 11:03:27] DrJosh9000 [450/559] has challenged suterismus [1149/1286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:50 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/04/19 14:30:04] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:17 towards level 56.
[03/06/19 02:33:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 0 days, 06:10:13 toward level 56.
[03/06/19 13:31:56] DrJosh9000 [137/559] has challenged skarlso [24/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:50:29 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/07/19 02:58:24] suterismus [89/1286] has come upon DrJosh9000 [280/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:59 is added to suterismus's clock.
[04/09/19 19:00:48] DrJosh9000 [320/559] has come upon neurospex [750/1211] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:54:36 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/11/19 04:07:39] DrJosh9000 [372/559] has come upon Notir [2/261] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:08:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/12/19 12:32:28] SirMonkeybox, DrJosh9000, and RBecker [893/1944] have team battled PiotrekD, Eldoreth, and dxrt [816/2578] and won! 1 day, 20:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 11:34:05] DrJosh9000 [0/559] has challenged waifu [396/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:08:52 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/15/19 02:45:00] DrJosh9000 [157/559] has come upon L [417/573] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:18:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/15/19 21:48:51] Xenofex, bigjay, and himuraken [2790/3124] have team battled DrJosh9000, autist, and M144 [611/2046] and won! 3 days, 11:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 22:33:29] L [555/568] has challenged DrJosh9000 [469/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from L's clock.
[04/19/19 19:48:44] Ravenloft [172/238] has challenged DrJosh9000 [33/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from Ravenloft's clock.
[04/20/19 06:05:41] DrJosh9000, Zaratustra, and L [1343/2299] have team battled m0shbear, bisco, and ncarl747 [619/2052] and won! 2 days, 19:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 09:34:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 8 days, 00:08:38 toward level 57.
[04/22/19 04:32:42] LordH, DrJosh9000, and Elgo [964/2191] have team battled micah, blabber, and zygren [613/1427] and won! 0 days, 15:58:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/19 13:47:21] womblecat [517/715] has come upon DrJosh9000 [166/559] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:22:44 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[04/23/19 22:01:28] Oooooog, cirdan, and DrJosh9000 [901/2288] have team battled simple, Flonk, and KeboDK [1885/2862] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/19 02:53:06] DrJosh9000 [325/570] has come upon Lemongrab [188/750] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:08 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/24/19 03:48:44] tmberg, DrJosh9000, and alephnull [2003/2760] have team battled MadHatter, zankore, and jose [697/2063] and won! 0 days, 03:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/19 08:07:15] Flonk [641/939] has come upon DrJosh9000 [132/570] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:14:43 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/24/19 18:14:03] DrJosh9000 [306/570] has challenged sjefen6 [245/874] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:00:04 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/25/19 03:07:50] DrJosh9000 [91/570] has come upon Zaratustra [73/1172] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:19:30 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/25/19 06:03:47] DrJosh9000 [117/570] has come upon Goreguts [45/391] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:32:40 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/25/19 11:52:48] DrJosh9000 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:44:01 from level 58.
[04/26/19 05:22:16] DrJosh9000 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:04 towards level 58.
[04/26/19 05:43:30] DrJosh9000 [436/570] has challenged ilbelkyr [215/1084] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:19:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/26/19 09:22:37] Globalirc, brycec, and Everyman [2521/2808] have team battled DrJosh9000, Killerkid, and astropoint [2198/2553] and won! 0 days, 07:16:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 04:48:49] SCSi [35/581] has challenged DrJosh9000 [436/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:56:11 is added to SCSi's clock.
[04/28/19 04:51:51] DrJosh9000 [520/570] has come upon Roxana [1109/1142] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:06:26 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/28/19 14:56:28] sheu [249/531] has challenged DrJosh9000 [205/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:50:44 is removed from sheu's clock.
[04/28/19 14:56:28] In the fierce battle, DrJosh9000 dropped their level 71 pair of boots! sheu picks it up, tossing their old level 27 pair of boots to DrJosh9000.
[04/30/19 00:08:55] Kropotkin [292/455] has challenged DrJosh9000 [145/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[04/30/19 08:54:26] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:53 towards level 58.
[05/01/19 03:00:23] Milquetoast [607/972] has come upon DrJosh9000 [401/530] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:07:03 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/19 03:00:23] Milquetoast has dealt DrJosh9000 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:59:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/01/19 03:10:20] DrJosh9000 [148/530] has challenged dxrt [586/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:16:20 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/01/19 04:39:20] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:03 towards level 58.
[05/01/19 05:23:15] SCSi, JensRex, and LukeLR [1272/2413] have team battled DrJosh9000, WallIdl, and m0shbear [1748/2429] and lost! 0 days, 22:03:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 17:15:03] J, brycec, and DrJosh9000 [1809/2294] have team battled mosh, MetaNova, and idlerpgww [1430/2021] and won! 2 days, 02:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 18:13:41] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:12 towards level 58.
[05/02/19 06:17:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 0 days, 22:57:50 toward level 58.
[05/03/19 14:27:27] max, Silvanus_Betrium, and DrJosh9000 [773/1753] have team battled LordH, BagelBites, and damyan [1121/2695] and lost! 1 day, 00:18:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/19 17:08:32] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:18:45 from level 58.
[05/03/19 20:51:30] jbroome, DrJosh9000, and DatChigga [758/1383] have team battled Zaratustra, blabber, and micah [1280/2106] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 04:30:09] Ironhoof, Sullivan, and Mars [109/2567] have team battled micah, algernon, and DrJosh9000 [1284/1387] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/19 05:07:51] DrJosh9000 [433/530] has come upon Sharky4 [774/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/09/19 21:47:23] DrJosh9000 [332/530] has come upon Roxana [1000/1142] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/10/19 13:30:19] DrJosh9000 [461/530] has challenged vegadark [225/699] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:05:25 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/10/19 17:14:48] Nechayev [24/774] has challenged DrJosh9000 [146/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/11/19 17:38:39] HellSpawn [177/440] has come upon DrJosh9000 [496/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:48:41 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/13/19 07:24:53] pants, JuanMaestro, and Zye [3331/3607] have team battled DrJosh9000, HeavyPodda, and RBecker [423/2386] and won! 0 days, 13:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 09:19:55] Iceman [371/603] has challenged DrJosh9000 [394/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:57 is added to Iceman's clock.
[05/14/19 03:24:11] Sixbierehomme [94/830] has challenged DrJosh9000 [47/530] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:16:04 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/14/19 23:15:00] DrJosh9000 [51/530] has come upon shandor [71/612] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:26:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/15/19 14:23:13] DrJosh9000 [316/530] has come upon Ironhoof [618/1164] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:56:06 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/16/19 21:45:58] DrJosh9000 [196/530] has come upon neurospex [303/1290] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:46:40 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/18/19 08:40:55] DrJosh9000 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:18:33 from level 59.
[05/20/19 07:51:16] DrJosh9000 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrJosh9000's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/19 09:04:43] DrJosh9000 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:16:51 from level 59.
[05/20/19 10:36:41] DrJosh9000 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:49:37 from level 59.
[05/20/19 11:59:33] LordH [1114/1117] has challenged DrJosh9000 [258/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:15 is removed from LordH's clock.
[05/22/19 03:51:46] SCSi, lavamind, and Mirc0p [714/2065] have team battled ilbelkyr, Tor, and DrJosh9000 [1074/2835] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/19 19:03:33] DrJosh9000 [40/535] has come upon TauPan [223/440] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:08:39 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/25/19 01:15:27] DrJosh9000 [304/535] has come upon canton7 [502/979] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:06:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/25/19 21:05:04] DrJosh9000 [39/535] has come upon KeboDK [191/711] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:03:04 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/26/19 17:26:48] DrJosh9000 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:00:21 from level 59.
[05/27/19 17:48:36] agrajag [137/1232] has challenged DrJosh9000 [241/535] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to agrajag's clock.
[05/28/19 06:52:57] Twistit [158/200] has challenged DrJosh9000 [12/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from Twistit's clock.
[05/28/19 07:21:33] DrJosh9000 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:22:36 towards level 59.
[05/28/19 07:42:52] DrJosh9000 [230/535] has challenged pixelate [144/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:56:45 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/28/19 15:56:24] autist, xayto, and DrJosh9000 [579/2005] have team battled Mars, womblecat, and anarcat [456/2256] and won! 2 days, 03:17:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/19 03:02:03] Mars, DrJosh9000, and MiddlewareMonkey [338/2514] have team battled sjums_the_great, grooverider, and Nechayev [665/2663] and lost! 0 days, 23:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/19 11:52:07] DrJosh9000 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! DrJosh9000's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/19 03:57:40] AbacusAvenger, Milquetoast, and Jay_of_Delucia [162/2391] have team battled DrJosh9000, Majak, and simple [295/2335] and lost! 1 day, 12:53:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/19 09:27:08] Atan [474/752] has come upon DrJosh9000 [255/531] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:59:53 is removed from Atan's clock.
[06/04/19 19:34:24] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:20 towards level 59.
[06/04/19 23:58:00] snek [64/312] has challenged DrJosh9000 [395/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to snek's clock.
[06/05/19 09:16:12] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:41:03 towards level 59.
[06/06/19 14:34:27] DrJosh9000 [76/531] has challenged L [598/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:46 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/07/19 16:20:40] DrJosh9000 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:23:09 from level 59.
[06/07/19 17:40:56] DrJosh9000 [227/531] has challenged Fluttershy [107/1097] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:46:10 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/07/19 17:40:56] In the fierce battle, Fluttershy dropped their level 72 helm! DrJosh9000 picks it up, tossing their old level 38 helm to Fluttershy.
[06/08/19 19:56:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrJosh9000 with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 07:47:32 from level 59.
[06/08/19 20:10:13] DrJosh9000 [442/565] has challenged csssuf [57/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:03:16 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/09/19 15:26:03] Sharky4 [598/807] has come upon DrJosh9000 [165/565] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:05:45 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[06/14/19 18:28:34] meskio [46/377] has challenged DrJosh9000 [370/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:06 is added to meskio's clock.
[06/15/19 12:42:44] Herb_Tarlek [817/893] has come upon DrJosh9000 [52/577] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:05:48 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/15/19 13:04:15] DrJosh9000 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:59 towards level 59.
[06/16/19 06:07:51] Kerri [50/347] has challenged DrJosh9000 [503/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Kerri's clock.
[06/16/19 15:29:44] dartainus [187/205] has challenged DrJosh9000 [371/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/16/19 16:21:10] DrJosh9000 [449/577] has come upon zid [556/1022] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:26:02 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/17/19 02:52:42] DrJosh9000 [371/577] has come upon dave [112/347] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:49:09 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/17/19 22:02:46] MaryMaid [38/427] has challenged DrJosh9000 [261/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[06/18/19 20:09:29] DrJosh9000 [240/577] has come upon SCSi [216/748] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:54:50 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/19/19 05:40:37] DrJosh9000 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:10:22 from level 59.
[06/19/19 18:32:12] Syloq, Majak, and sunri5e [1429/2368] have team battled DrJosh9000, Iceman, and manish17xxx [156/2259] and won! 0 days, 11:05:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 16:14:29] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:07 towards level 59.
[06/21/19 19:54:49] DrJosh9000 [340/577] has come upon Antium [248/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:52 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/22/19 00:43:33] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:23 towards level 59.
[06/23/19 18:51:53] DrJosh9000 [510/577] has challenged TheresusPheronor [41/423] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/24/19 00:34:28] buyoq, LordH, and Globalirc [2168/2350] have team battled niko, DrJosh9000, and Andries [94/1902] and won! 0 days, 17:26:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 15:19:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrJosh9000 with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 23:26:25 from level 60.
[06/25/19 22:27:11] micah [438/741] has come upon DrJosh9000 [39/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:02 is removed from micah's clock.
[06/26/19 07:18:02] DrJosh9000 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:04:22 towards level 60.
[06/26/19 18:06:10] FSM [553/795] has challenged DrJosh9000 [363/577] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/26/19 18:32:46] DrJosh9000 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:12:50 from level 60.
[06/28/19 02:15:28] DrJosh9000 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrJosh9000's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/19 03:11:04] DrJosh9000 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:59:40 from level 60.
[06/29/19 11:45:50] DrJosh9000 [58/563] has challenged womblecat [583/651] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:13:18 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/30/19 01:48:49] pfoley [29/710] has challenged DrJosh9000 [111/563] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:33:32 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/30/19 16:41:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 13 days, 02:29:11 toward level 60.
[07/01/19 02:52:52] DrJosh9000 [405/563] has come upon Tratos [798/985] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:49:11 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/01/19 20:36:49] DrJosh9000 [231/563] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [414/629] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:23:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/03/19 00:59:12] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:37:40 towards level 60.
[07/03/19 11:53:35] Nistur, AngryParsley, and DrJosh9000 [1904/2130] have team battled GilbertErik, Ttech, and rxcomm [3797/3956] and lost! 2 days, 14:24:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/19 13:26:54] DrJosh9000 [190/563] has come upon theZoMBiE [49/452] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:31:07 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/05/19 15:07:34] pollo, DrJosh9000, and Lemelisk [452/2757] have team battled h00k, Heisenberg, and Khorne [1235/2538] and lost! 2 days, 00:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/19 16:23:16] brycec [729/1125] has challenged DrJosh9000 [290/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:33 is removed from brycec's clock.
[07/08/19 07:31:43] DrJosh9000 [397/563] has challenged Elgo [135/488] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:18:13 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/08/19 18:05:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrJosh9000 with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 03:36:18 from level 60.
[07/08/19 21:33:39] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:18:54 towards level 60.
[07/09/19 21:40:24] DrJosh9000 [462/563] has challenged idlerpgww [606/731] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:28:53 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/10/19 07:42:38] Psilocybe [476/778] has challenged DrJosh9000 [401/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:26 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[07/10/19 09:45:49] DrJosh9000 [171/563] has come upon idlerpgww [51/731] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:11:42 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/11/19 20:26:09] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:33:47 towards level 60.
[07/12/19 03:32:18] Agent86, tspange, and brendan [1159/2764] have team battled Equinox, holloway, and DrJosh9000 [1364/2010] and lost! 9 days, 03:26:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/19 15:37:54] DrJosh9000 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrJosh9000's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/19 20:08:10] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:00 towards level 60.
[07/15/19 00:10:52] DrJosh9000 [20/550] has come upon Fluttershy [638/1066] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:10:45 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/15/19 01:19:13] DrJosh9000 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:52:29 from level 60.
[07/15/19 12:57:59] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:44:16 towards level 60.
[07/15/19 21:13:06] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:17 towards level 60.
[07/16/19 16:46:36] simple, DrJosh9000, and alephnull [2615/2616] have team battled MadMan, dave, and ncarl747 [244/2319] and won! 1 day, 02:35:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 01:00:24] AngryParsley, DrJosh9000, Killerkid, and Invidious have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/19 06:31:02] nawcom [2/233] has challenged DrJosh9000 [78/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to nawcom's clock.
[07/19/19 12:46:29] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:22 towards level 60.
[07/19/19 15:49:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 2 days, 16:57:24 toward level 60.
[07/19/19 20:57:10] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:02 towards level 60.
[07/21/19 08:11:42] cocota [206/252] has challenged DrJosh9000 [347/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to cocota's clock.
[07/24/19 18:26:04] DrJosh9000 [299/557] has come upon Khorne [127/1046] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:59:48 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/26/19 03:06:51] DrJosh9000 [145/557] has challenged pants [744/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:42:56 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/27/19 06:12:45] DrJosh9000 [35/567] has challenged JensRex [926/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:45 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/30/19 19:31:50] DrJosh9000 [528/567] has challenged freeboson [634/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:51 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/01/19 01:38:36] DrJosh9000 [128/582] has challenged Elgo [406/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/02/19 02:44:17] DrJosh9000 [254/582] has challenged Brainiac [602/737] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:31:14 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/02/19 20:35:51] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:25:45 towards level 61.
[08/03/19 00:13:23] DrJosh9000 [357/582] has come upon ishanyx [706/794] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:02:35 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/03/19 11:32:32] sjums_the_great, manish17xxx, and DrJosh9000 [1424/1872] have team battled idlerpgww, aismallard, and djm [1911/2547] and lost! 1 day, 14:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 12:38:16] Herb_Tarlek [860/893] has come upon DrJosh9000 [32/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:35:50 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/04/19 22:36:10] BagelBites, micah, mordac, and DrJosh9000 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/19 18:14:01] DrJosh9000 [320/582] has challenged Agent86 [438/675] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:10:11 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/08/19 06:23:10] Roxana, crudd, and allo [800/2691] have team battled skarlso, DrJosh9000, and Zyphyr [1032/1590] and lost! 1 day, 03:15:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 09:54:55] TheresusPheronor [310/482] has come upon DrJosh9000 [259/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:54:01 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[08/08/19 10:17:27] TheresusPheronor [450/482] has challenged DrJosh9000 [288/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:12:32 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[08/10/19 16:55:57] DrJosh9000 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:30:38 from level 61.
[08/10/19 19:09:58] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:19:16 towards level 61.
[08/13/19 04:04:48] DrJosh9000 [556/582] has come upon petrichor [478/1241] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:12:35 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/13/19 10:43:32] HeavyPodda [982/1006] has challenged DrJosh9000 [207/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:59:36 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/15/19 20:56:04] DrJosh9000 [530/582] has challenged BagelBites [134/697] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:04:40 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/17/19 02:53:16] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:51 towards level 61.
[08/17/19 03:08:53] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:10:46 towards level 61.
[08/17/19 19:22:26] DrJosh9000 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:32 towards level 61.
[08/18/19 00:58:32] DrJosh9000 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:35 towards level 61.
[08/18/19 06:44:11] DrJosh9000 [287/582] has come upon LapTop006 [249/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:48:05 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/19/19 20:22:11] DrJosh9000, crudd, and LukeLR [275/2196] have team battled Iceman, sjefen6, and Tiny_Nuggins [1107/2195] and lost! 2 days, 19:09:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/19 09:19:19] DrJosh9000 [422/582] has challenged allo [10/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:36:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/21/19 13:31:02] blabber, algernon, and Sixbierehomme [1887/2165] have team battled DrJosh9000, agrajag, and gdm [2370/2460] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/19 17:01:42] DrJosh9000 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:44 from level 61.
[08/22/19 15:33:20] kork [65/355] has challenged DrJosh9000 [50/582] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:12:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/23/19 12:55:51] Blukunfando [1/10] has challenged DrJosh9000 [187/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Blukunfando's clock.
[08/23/19 14:02:56] DrJosh9000 [232/582] has come upon Brainiac [687/737] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:31 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/23/19 19:00:57] DrJosh9000 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:58 from level 61.
[08/24/19 18:25:37] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:00 towards level 61.
[08/25/19 15:18:51] DrJosh9000 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrJosh9000's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/19 18:55:28] zifre, DrJosh9000, and Athos [771/1551] have team battled borsin, GilbertErik, and jbroome [1967/2131] and lost! 0 days, 21:24:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/19 21:59:45] StalkR [157/420] has challenged DrJosh9000 [413/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:31 is added to StalkR's clock.
[08/28/19 19:04:09] TheresusPheronor [421/534] has challenged DrJosh9000 [565/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:47 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[08/30/19 04:05:28] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:24 towards level 61.
[08/30/19 04:27:14] elf, Agent86, and PiotrekD [1069/2768] have team battled alephnull, DrJosh9000, and Everyman [544/2148] and won! 3 days, 20:59:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 14:04:36] golgy [22/374] has come upon DrJosh9000 [321/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:23:28 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/01/19 00:23:06] Reilly [109/469] has challenged DrJosh9000 [330/570] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:29:29 is added to Reilly's clock.
[09/01/19 06:59:53] ncarl747, Misza, and Eldoreth [2569/3335] have team battled blizgerg, DrJosh9000, and Pici [1912/3185] and won! 1 day, 14:13:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/19 12:25:34] Fluttershy [672/1056] has challenged DrJosh9000 [558/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:38 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/04/19 02:54:08] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:28 towards level 61.
[09/04/19 21:43:32] DrJosh9000 [298/570] has challenged dax [546/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:31 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/06/19 10:56:06] DrJosh9000 [66/570] has come upon Roxana [783/1160] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:54 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/06/19 13:40:05] DrJosh9000 [247/570] has challenged Cameron_D [907/1260] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:19:52 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/06/19 17:24:37] DrJosh9000 [214/570] has come upon ganome [393/454] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:40:37 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/07/19 06:07:49] BinaryMtn [8/24] has challenged DrJosh9000 [488/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to BinaryMtn's clock.
[09/07/19 07:56:13] jbroome [278/734] has challenged DrJosh9000 [352/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:56 is added to jbroome's clock.
[09/08/19 15:50:31] DrJosh9000 [354/570] has come upon Birdbones [800/1404] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:48:29 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/08/19 16:03:20] DrJosh9000 [48/570] has challenged max [465/959] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:03:19 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/09/19 08:16:04] DrJosh9000 left their weapon out in the rain to rust! DrJosh9000's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/19 14:34:15] DrJosh9000 [74/565] has come upon fattrat [705/1300] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:30:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/10/19 18:27:25] DrJosh9000 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:17:44 from level 62.
[09/12/19 00:34:12] DrJosh9000 [270/565] has come upon loomysh [663/881] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:51:38 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/12/19 08:49:16] DrJosh9000 [303/565] has come upon ToHellWithGA [321/1013] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:41:33 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/12/19 11:38:23] DrJosh9000 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:54:42 from level 62.
[09/12/19 20:38:12] DrJosh9000 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:53:08 from level 62.
[09/12/19 23:05:21] Ratigan, MaryMaid, and mordac [2221/2725] have team battled Chuck, phraktyl, and DrJosh9000 [1168/1812] and won! 0 days, 14:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 22:57:07] DrJosh9000 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 02:13:42 from level 62.
[09/14/19 14:24:37] DrJosh9000 [69/565] has come upon loomysh [133/881] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 08:06:19 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/14/19 16:47:35] DrJosh9000 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 08:06:19 from level 62.
[09/15/19 13:30:56] DrJosh9000 [169/565] has come upon dwfreed [490/570] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 15:09:38 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/16/19 00:03:26] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 16:51:44 towards level 62.
[09/16/19 20:05:33] DrJosh9000 [391/565] has come upon dartainus [17/589] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 13:39:56 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/16/19 20:47:32] DrJosh9000 [253/565] has challenged blabber [676/833] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:38:28 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/17/19 07:26:01] DrJosh9000 [457/565] has come upon Roxana [1037/1160] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 00:51:05 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/17/19 09:30:03] DrJosh9000 [256/565] has come upon Fluttershy [511/1065] and been defeated in combat! 26 days, 05:20:30 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/17/19 14:18:46] DrJosh9000 [417/565] has come upon Reilly [214/469] and taken them in combat! 31 days, 23:58:27 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/17/19 14:36:14] sheu, max, and DrJosh9000 [1871/2083] have team battled kork, PlasmaStar, and pollo [254/1733] and won! 3 days, 22:56:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 15:09:27] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 23:02:47 towards level 62.
[09/18/19 17:36:59] DrJosh9000 [122/565] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [262/803] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 16:58:17 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/19/19 14:57:01] DrJosh9000 [315/565] has come upon meskio [224/775] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 21:22:55 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/19/19 18:50:33] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:56:40 towards level 62.
[09/20/19 19:15:45] GilbertErik, sigmg, and freeboson [656/2132] have team battled Kropotkin, TimWolla, and DrJosh9000 [2016/2358] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 20:26:50] DrJosh9000 [357/565] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [481/803] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 16:13:16 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/21/19 23:41:36] Sixbierehomme, nawcom, and phraktyl [1296/1887] have team battled dwfreed, golgy, and DrJosh9000 [605/1531] and won! 0 days, 08:53:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 02:23:56] DrJosh9000 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 16:38:46 towards level 62.
[09/22/19 10:12:35] DrJosh9000 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 21:50:26 towards level 62.
[09/22/19 22:17:05] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:46:04 towards level 62.
[09/23/19 08:23:20] DrJosh9000 [414/565] has challenged himuraken [519/977] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:35:38 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/23/19 15:13:47] DrJosh9000, m0shbear, and blizgerg [929/2895] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, Everyman, and pixelate [298/1870] and won! 1 day, 04:41:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 17:56:57] DrJosh9000 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:43:29 towards level 62.
[09/28/19 12:10:56] xayto [432/793] has challenged DrJosh9000 [120/565] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from xayto's clock.
[09/28/19 13:58:57] DrJosh9000 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:40:49 towards level 62.
[09/28/19 23:05:08] DrJosh9000 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:48:07 towards level 62.
[10/01/19 23:32:59] DrJosh9000 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:08:15 towards level 62.
[10/02/19 21:33:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 39 days, 13:48:24 toward level 62.
[10/03/19 07:20:16] DrJosh9000 [250/565] has challenged Yourself [93/260] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:12:06 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/03/19 15:13:07] DrJosh9000 [509/565] has come upon sheu [419/578] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:32:27 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/04/19 18:09:55] DrJosh9000 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:10:27 from level 62.
[10/05/19 10:32:13] DrJosh9000 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:18:38 from level 62.
[10/05/19 16:24:38] DrJosh9000 [571/588] has come upon womblecat [451/698] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:28:03 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/06/19 19:40:13] lavamind [669/675] has challenged DrJosh9000 [411/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:36:10 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[10/07/19 00:20:24] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:50 towards level 62.
[10/07/19 16:03:02] Tratos, D.Va, and lipek [2644/3130] have team battled Roxana, himuraken, and DrJosh9000 [2314/2725] and won! 3 days, 04:51:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 18:51:33] DrJosh9000 [278/588] has challenged tmberg [60/1676] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:25:29 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/09/19 03:29:23] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:26 towards level 62.
[10/10/19 03:59:41] Balthazar [7/547] has challenged DrJosh9000 [382/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:00:44 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[10/10/19 14:02:04] neurospex [281/1284] has challenged DrJosh9000 [32/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:24:57 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/10/19 23:43:26] brendan, Reilly, and AngryParsley [2535/3052] have team battled DrJosh9000, m0shbear, and Scar3cr0w [1224/2210] and won! 0 days, 06:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 13:17:47] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:27 towards level 62.
[10/13/19 16:52:41] Zyphyr, Lnk, and Mars [921/2855] have team battled sigmg, DrJosh9000, and petrichor [216/2611] and won! 0 days, 11:13:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 19:46:47] DrJosh9000 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:17:54 from level 62.
[10/14/19 01:34:05] sheu, Desspugne, DrJosh9000, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/19 06:11:36] DrJosh9000 [524/588] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [138/433] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:26:21 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/14/19 17:29:23] Desspugne [199/752] has come upon DrJosh9000 [210/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:01 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/16/19 03:34:12] DrJosh9000 [6/588] has challenged Lemelisk [339/1361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:16:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/18/19 05:05:43] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:15 towards level 62.
[10/18/19 11:47:27] pixelate [488/522] has challenged DrJosh9000 [576/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:34:59 is added to pixelate's clock.
[10/19/19 03:12:30] Lemelisk, simple, and MaryMaid [1391/3008] have team battled Ratigan, DrJosh9000, and Khorne [916/2469] and won! 3 days, 16:15:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/19 14:59:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 1 day, 05:23:33 toward level 62.
[10/19/19 20:04:38] ishanyx, waifu, Birdbones, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/19 08:13:34] DrJosh9000 [160/588] has challenged loomysh [169/900] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/20/19 23:01:12] The_Joker [323/408] has challenged DrJosh9000 [25/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:44:37 is removed from The_Joker's clock.
[10/20/19 23:20:34] DrJosh9000 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:46:39 from level 63.
[10/21/19 10:22:01] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:45:27 towards level 63.
[10/24/19 23:56:19] dartainus, allo, and bookworm [711/1668] have team battled Varjatticus, DrJosh9000, and Lemelisk [600/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 09:50:52] el, The_Joker, and fattrat [1156/2722] have team battled JuanMaestro, DrJosh9000, and phraktyl [483/2158] and won! 1 day, 20:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 05:23:30] Codaraxis [76/147] has challenged DrJosh9000 [177/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Codaraxis's clock.
[10/26/19 11:25:18] DrJosh9000 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:37:09 towards level 63.
[10/27/19 05:51:54] holloway, Chuck, and Eldoreth [1200/3038] have team battled elf, DrJosh9000, and m0shbear [2681/3055] and lost! 2 days, 02:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/19 15:28:54] rxcomm [1215/1297] has challenged DrJosh9000 [267/588] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:03:18 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[10/30/19 23:29:19] DrJosh9000 [73/588] has challenged theZoMBiE [124/445] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:53:53 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/30/19 23:37:33] Ironhoof [73/1237] has challenged DrJosh9000 [291/588] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:54:33 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[10/31/19 21:15:42] anarcat [858/979] has come upon DrJosh9000 [247/588] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:17:27 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/01/19 15:47:51] DrJosh9000 [394/588] has come upon zid [517/953] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:13:04 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/02/19 07:22:13] DrJosh9000 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:29:43 from level 63.
[11/03/19 13:24:34] DrJosh9000 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:54:39 from level 63.
[11/06/19 06:11:55] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:14:00 towards level 63.
[11/07/19 08:10:46] DrJosh9000 [20/588] has challenged Chuck [80/741] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:58:57 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/08/19 03:32:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 39 days, 13:19:49 toward level 63.
[11/08/19 11:06:37] DrJosh9000 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:36:46 from level 63.
[11/08/19 15:54:41] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:44:55 from level 63.
[11/08/19 15:54:44] pollo, osannatas, and DrJosh9000 [640/2332] have team battled rxcomm, Psilocybe, and meskio [758/2888] and lost! 2 days, 04:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/19 02:43:08] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:23 towards level 63.
[11/09/19 13:23:14] DrJosh9000 [262/588] has challenged mwhahaha [925/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:05:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/09/19 21:29:14] DrJosh9000 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:14:17 from level 63.
[11/10/19 01:04:46] pixelate, borsin, and Iceman [418/2160] have team battled double, DrJosh9000, and xayto [2462/2569] and lost! 1 day, 21:04:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 18:03:35] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:19:41 towards level 63.
[11/11/19 08:33:11] DrJosh9000 [92/588] has challenged meskio [246/865] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:47 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/11/19 18:25:13] DrJosh9000 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:49:09 from level 63.
[11/11/19 21:30:40] DrJosh9000 [391/588] has come upon Eldoreth [843/1229] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:42:23 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/12/19 14:26:02] Syloq, BagelBites, and DrJosh9000 [1235/1912] have team battled xonic, SCSi, and lakwatsero [1616/1830] and lost! 3 days, 15:32:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/19 05:17:51] DrJosh9000 [280/588] has come upon sigmg [152/783] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:57:54 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/13/19 08:44:36] DrJosh9000 [10/588] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [117/727] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:40 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/15/19 12:53:34] Xenofex [537/877] has challenged DrJosh9000 [37/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:34:06 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[11/15/19 14:51:33] jbroome, DrJosh9000, and datdus [1212/1867] have team battled suterismus, jvoisin, and pollo [2689/3069] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/19 00:57:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 3 days, 07:37:25 toward level 63.
[11/17/19 22:12:30] DrJosh9000 [42/588] has come upon damyan [1174/1267] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:03:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/18/19 02:49:17] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:26:43 from level 63.
[11/19/19 09:14:48] vegadark, brycec, and RedW [896/2854] have team battled D.Va, AbrahamLinksys, and DrJosh9000 [1041/1822] and lost! 2 days, 05:17:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 16:18:24] tmberg, blizgerg, and Jay_of_Delucia [1503/3665] have team battled Crazycatlady, buksi, and DrJosh9000 [1836/2094] and lost! 1 day, 05:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 23:55:13] DrJosh9000 [553/598] has come upon zid [37/959] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:52:34 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/20/19 10:10:21] CoolManChris [156/314] has challenged DrJosh9000 [243/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to CoolManChris's clock.
[11/21/19 12:26:57] DrJosh9000 [216/598] has challenged sjums_the_great [258/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:52:00 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/21/19 23:12:12] DrJosh9000 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:48 from level 63.
[11/24/19 04:44:25] DrJosh9000 [112/598] has challenged MJ94 [514/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:59 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/24/19 15:07:16] sartan, Nechayev, and Scar3cr0w [1187/2591] have team battled RBecker, LukeLR, and DrJosh9000 [1504/2295] and lost! 0 days, 11:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 10:54:54] sigmg [9/787] has challenged DrJosh9000 [555/598] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:54:33 is added to sigmg's clock.
[11/27/19 09:05:39] DrJosh9000 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:58 from level 63.
[11/28/19 22:17:21] DrJosh9000 [573/598] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [503/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:57 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/29/19 01:10:39] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:34 towards level 63.
[11/30/19 13:54:50] DrJosh9000 [552/759] has challenged sigmg [297/787] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:04:10 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/30/19 18:03:54] DrJosh9000 [444/759] has come upon KH405 [551/553] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:26:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/01/19 18:21:39] alephnull [241/941] has come upon DrJosh9000 [583/759] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:35:15 is added to alephnull's clock.
[12/04/19 10:51:01] Xenthys [641/723] has come upon DrJosh9000 [471/759] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:26 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/05/19 05:08:49] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:55:49 from level 64.
[12/06/19 14:02:56] RBecker, csc2ya, and efertone [19/1846] have team battled DrJosh9000, Khorne, and Chuck [977/2558] and lost! 1 day, 13:55:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/19 15:19:38] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:48:10 towards level 64.
[12/07/19 05:34:05] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:38 towards level 64.
[12/08/19 19:16:41] DrJosh9000 [418/759] has challenged Pauwelz [76/396] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:58:44 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/09/19 18:09:00] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:01:58 towards level 64.
[12/09/19 20:18:26] MiddlewareMonkey, DrJosh9000, and pants [2529/2982] have team battled osannatas, max, and IdleMaster [686/2585] and won! 0 days, 13:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 20:23:06] MrGlass [457/869] has challenged DrJosh9000 [430/759] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:33:47 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[12/11/19 08:28:56] sjums_the_great, Beavis, and DrJosh9000 [749/2425] have team battled lakwatsero, xonic, and ncarl747 [1931/1954] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 08:44:28] DrJosh9000 [694/759] has come upon L [154/801] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:32:20 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/12/19 09:12:39] DrJosh9000 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:01:59 from level 64.
[12/13/19 03:25:57] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:22 towards level 64.
[12/16/19 11:00:30] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:21 towards level 64.
[12/16/19 19:00:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 10 days, 13:28:06 toward level 64.
[12/16/19 19:29:28] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:20 towards level 64.
[12/17/19 15:11:52] DrJosh9000, Zyphyr, and Dyntra [977/1816] have team battled womblecat, i3d, and darkmage [2090/2318] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 23:01:06] DrJosh9000 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:13 from level 64.
[12/18/19 11:25:43] Dyntra [151/438] has challenged DrJosh9000 [83/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:45:52 is removed from Dyntra's clock.
[12/18/19 14:06:18] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:37 towards level 64.
[12/18/19 16:17:02] DrJosh9000 [263/759] has come upon Beavis [414/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:36:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/19/19 06:56:47] Mateusz [492/1146] has come upon DrJosh9000 [55/759] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:59:51 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/19/19 09:30:41] DrJosh9000 [219/759] has challenged humus [278/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:19 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/21/19 12:00:35] TheDeadlyDandy [397/727] has come upon DrJosh9000 [683/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:57 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[12/21/19 13:49:13] DrJosh9000 [668/759] has challenged brendan [314/1375] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:34:44 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/21/19 16:28:57] h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and algernon [1299/2450] have team battled mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and theZoMBiE [1360/2222] and lost! 2 days, 08:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/19 06:51:57] Majak, scumola, and Eldoreth [26/2303] have team battled L, MetaNova, and DrJosh9000 [2459/2542] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 15:51:34] DrJosh9000 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:48:44 from level 65.
[12/25/19 15:55:47] sbp, DrJosh9000, and Ttech [2298/3296] have team battled lakwatsero, Mars, and canton7 [499/2730] and won! 0 days, 20:15:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 01:29:23] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:57:49 towards level 65.
[12/26/19 03:27:46] DrJosh9000 [735/759] has come upon Forud [117/766] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:50:07 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/26/19 07:50:12] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:34 towards level 65.
[12/26/19 13:06:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 13 days, 13:22:02 toward level 65.
[12/27/19 03:32:34] DrJosh9000 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:32:46 from level 65.
[12/29/19 10:48:29] freeboson, DrJosh9000, and Tor [1904/2595] have team battled Neo, GipsyPureGold, and jjasghar [472/1213] and won! 0 days, 13:00:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 17:11:22] efertone, zankore, and buksi [795/2304] have team battled brendan, DrJosh9000, and jjasghar [1039/2326] and lost! 1 day, 10:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/19 07:32:18] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:25 towards level 65.
[12/31/19 19:30:07] DrJosh9000 [177/759] has come upon FSM [658/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:05:01 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/01/20 08:12:52] bootdisk [113/654] has come upon DrJosh9000 [355/759] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:55:37 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[01/01/20 12:26:33] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:40 towards level 65.
[01/03/20 06:02:52] alephnull [691/953] has come upon DrJosh9000 [655/759] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:36:15 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[01/03/20 20:54:36] Crazycatlady [441/697] has challenged DrJosh9000 [685/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:59:23 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/05/20 11:03:35] DrJosh9000 [406/759] has challenged IdleMaster [216/755] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:20:40 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/07/20 10:58:21] Scar3cr0w, DrJosh9000, and Xenthys [558/2193] have team battled Andries, Eldoreth, and Pici [2130/3109] and lost! 0 days, 06:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/20 03:18:36] DrJosh9000 [494/759] has challenged phraktyl [423/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:35 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/08/20 03:34:40] DrJosh9000 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:40 from level 65.
[01/08/20 17:21:46] DrJosh9000 [755/759] has challenged dclaw123 [793/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:04 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/08/20 20:05:06] Majak [209/811] has come upon DrJosh9000 [722/759] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:43:56 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/08/20 21:44:48] DrJosh9000 [411/759] has challenged Varjatticus [356/386] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:48:14 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/10/20 06:46:30] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:49:05 towards level 66.
[01/10/20 19:08:25] darkmage, bisco, and max [1020/3380] have team battled elbie, mordac, and DrJosh9000 [2405/3025] and lost! 4 days, 07:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 23:17:39] crudd [366/827] has come upon DrJosh9000 [657/759] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:43:31 is added to crudd's clock.
[01/12/20 03:35:07] DrJosh9000 [297/759] has come upon djm [27/1029] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:58:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/12/20 17:09:58] Tenorman [1201/1221] has challenged DrJosh9000 [527/759] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:49:07 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/13/20 09:52:05] TimWolla [160/949] has challenged DrJosh9000 [256/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:06:47 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[01/13/20 23:51:51] borsin [329/665] has challenged DrJosh9000 [512/759] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:35:34 is added to borsin's clock.
[01/16/20 13:01:05] DrJosh9000, Agent86, and Reilly [1641/1967] have team battled mordac, KH405, and Mithkabob [1692/2308] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/20 20:20:48] AbrahamLinksys [161/613] has challenged DrJosh9000 [355/759] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/19/20 05:47:02] DrJosh9000 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:22:00 from level 66.
[01/21/20 09:40:54] inittab, mordac, MrGlass, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/20 10:53:06] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:23 towards level 66.
[01/23/20 03:54:05] DrJosh9000 [298/753] has come upon GipsyPureGold [273/660] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:53:40 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/24/20 10:15:57] mordac [100/1302] has challenged DrJosh9000 [666/753] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:37:58 is added to mordac's clock.
[01/24/20 14:18:44] pollo, dindinx, DrJosh9000, and Xenthys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/20 17:36:40] DrJosh9000 [750/753] has come upon aismallard [267/859] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:13:18 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/24/20 19:20:30] DrJosh9000 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:31 from level 66.
[01/25/20 12:23:38] DrJosh9000 [606/753] has come upon sheu [386/576] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:22:42 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/26/20 04:31:13] L [109/801] has come upon DrJosh9000 [578/753] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:12:20 is added to L's clock.
[01/30/20 09:59:54] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:20 towards level 66.
[01/30/20 17:26:53] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:42 towards level 66.
[02/01/20 11:39:03] Everyman, neurospex, and RedW [2611/3127] have team battled Xenthys, DrJosh9000, and jbroome [586/2539] and won! 1 day, 05:42:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 18:09:10] DrJosh9000 [473/753] has challenged Majak [478/809] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:07:52 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/03/20 03:43:15] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:02:32 towards level 67.
[02/03/20 15:41:13] DrJosh9000 [647/763] has come upon Scornn [353/873] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:47:18 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/04/20 00:59:00] GilbertErik [333/774] has challenged DrJosh9000 [48/763] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:42:33 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[02/04/20 02:05:49] DrJosh9000 [597/763] has come upon Agent86 [350/711] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:22:25 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/05/20 15:49:40] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:39:20 towards level 67.
[02/06/20 06:39:11] Ttech, jbroome, and DrJosh9000 [2366/3752] have team battled Psilocybe, sairis, and m0shbear [1698/2246] and won! 0 days, 11:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 16:49:36] idlerpgww, MetaNova, and popey [2081/2238] have team battled DrJosh9000, AngryParsley, and pollo [791/2840] and won! 0 days, 07:21:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 17:26:33] Tor [577/1237] has challenged DrJosh9000 [657/763] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:35:34 is added to Tor's clock.
[02/09/20 01:57:12] Blukunfando [332/390] has challenged DrJosh9000 [238/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from Blukunfando's clock.
[02/11/20 17:41:26] DrJosh9000 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:44:59 from level 67.
[02/11/20 22:00:10] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:45:15 towards level 67.
[02/12/20 03:14:57] DrJosh9000, tmberg, and Mateusz [1582/3494] have team battled FSM, tspange, and Beefcan [807/2140] and won! 1 day, 07:56:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 15:17:50] RedW, pookie666, and ohnx [503/2122] have team battled DrJosh9000, LukeLR, and pollo [1542/2548] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/20 20:19:30] DrJosh9000 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:23 towards level 67.
[02/14/20 00:57:51] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:13 towards level 67.
[02/14/20 19:20:24] DrJosh9000 [148/763] has come upon ganome [554/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:54:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/15/20 03:25:48] LukeLR [571/802] has challenged DrJosh9000 [238/763] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[02/16/20 09:10:20] DrJosh9000 [664/763] has come upon BabaJaga [148/223] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:16:42 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/16/20 19:26:39] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:17 towards level 67.
[02/17/20 01:50:58] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:24 from level 67.
[02/17/20 13:39:38] DrJosh9000 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:10:43 from level 67.
[02/18/20 22:28:57] Beefcan [61/506] has challenged DrJosh9000 [704/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/19/20 13:19:26] DrJosh9000 [487/763] has come upon D.Va [308/1153] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:22:51 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/19/20 13:58:24] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:52 towards level 67.
[02/19/20 22:56:30] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:00:03 towards level 67.
[02/20/20 04:13:52] PlasmaStar, darkmage, and phraktyl [961/2666] have team battled DrJosh9000, Psilocybe, and Beavis [1078/2638] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 04:51:12] DrJosh9000 [652/763] has come upon Roxana [676/1214] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:25:14 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/23/20 00:53:41] DrJosh9000 [583/763] has come upon LapTop006 [362/579] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:52:20 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/23/20 07:47:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 0 days, 13:53:47 toward level 67.
[02/25/20 09:45:10] WallIdl, pixelate, and womblecat [589/1932] have team battled DrJosh9000, Andries, and Reilly [1578/1892] and lost! 3 days, 00:43:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 00:47:34] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:00 from level 67.
[02/27/20 10:42:15] ganome [230/578] has challenged DrJosh9000 [612/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:27 is added to ganome's clock.
[02/27/20 19:11:38] DrJosh9000 [351/763] has come upon Ether [326/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:42:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/27/20 19:11:38] DrJosh9000 has dealt Ether a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:58:17 is added to Ether's clock.
[02/27/20 21:44:46] DrJosh9000 [4/763] has challenged elf [453/1268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:13 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/28/20 20:06:54] DrJosh9000 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:33 from level 67.
[02/28/20 20:15:29] loomysh, brendan, and DrJosh9000 [1318/3306] have team battled Brady, yano, and lakwatsero [1016/2093] and won! 0 days, 08:14:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 01:33:34] DrJosh9000 [622/763] has come upon Majak [202/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:54:58 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/29/20 17:08:25] DrJosh9000 [518/763] has come upon grooverider [933/1518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/29/20 23:01:52] DrJosh9000 [379/763] has challenged Majak [593/809] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:29:28 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/01/20 08:12:28] DrJosh9000 [664/763] has come upon MetaNova [644/995] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 11:43:01 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/01/20 20:18:15] DrJosh9000 [254/763] has come upon fattrat [273/1202] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:30:27 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/02/20 11:48:46] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:55:27 towards level 68.
[03/02/20 21:30:39] Varjatticus, Ttech, and damyan [119/3573] have team battled Bradicus, DrJosh9000, and el [2443/2918] and lost! 2 days, 02:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/20 07:01:12] DrJosh9000 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:29:43 from level 68.
[03/06/20 00:51:46] DrJosh9000 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:43 towards level 68.
[03/08/20 03:15:54] LukeLR [729/813] has challenged DrJosh9000 [491/766] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:34:03 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[03/08/20 12:01:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 29 days, 08:44:56 toward level 68.
[03/08/20 21:22:20] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:49 towards level 68.
[03/08/20 22:20:12] Nechayev [290/786] has challenged DrJosh9000 [554/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:02:50 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[03/10/20 21:12:37] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:03 towards level 68.
[03/13/20 07:48:46] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:38 towards level 68.
[03/20/20 22:26:44] AncalagonThBlack [67/794] has come upon DrJosh9000 [434/766] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:27:26 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[03/22/20 02:39:10] nickware [177/1193] has challenged DrJosh9000 [679/766] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:23:18 is added to nickware's clock.
[03/22/20 06:15:47] loomysh, DrJosh9000, and sairis [908/2301] have team battled Bradicus, lavamind, and maligned [272/2474] and won! 0 days, 16:31:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/20 23:08:53] DrJosh9000 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:22 from level 68.
[03/23/20 04:44:35] DrJosh9000 [199/770] has challenged Brady [1118/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:22:51 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/24/20 16:48:11] irix, yano, elf, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/20 16:56:51] DrJosh9000 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:18 from level 68.
[03/26/20 09:51:21] ToHellWithGA, efertone, DrJosh9000, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/20 14:14:49] DrJosh9000 [714/771] has challenged h00k [480/764] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/27/20 10:07:02] irix [501/952] has challenged DrJosh9000 [390/771] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:36:19 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/27/20 21:54:11] DrJosh9000 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:22:15 towards level 69.
[03/30/20 00:13:47] DrJosh9000 [577/771] has come upon lavamind [408/793] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:53:27 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/30/20 05:09:29] bookworm, bigjay, and Mirc0p [2158/2737] have team battled IdleMaster, DrJosh9000, and MiddlewareMonkey [2260/2554] and lost! 0 days, 22:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/20 17:39:16] zVxt, DrJosh9000, and ganome [1498/1694] have team battled pollo, elbie, and vegadark [1744/2819] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/20 22:48:47] DrJosh9000 [528/771] has come upon ilbelkyr [272/1064] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:54:23 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/03/20 23:11:44] lakwatsero, DrJosh9000, and vegadark [1161/1937] have team battled MJ94, desikitteh, and canton7 [1893/2143] and lost! 3 days, 00:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/20 13:21:25] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:50:05 towards level 69.
[04/06/20 20:00:46] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:57 towards level 69.
[04/06/20 22:17:18] DrJosh9000 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:19 towards level 69.
[04/07/20 03:41:41] DrJosh9000 [688/782] has come upon Misza [343/1351] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:25:45 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/08/20 13:55:39] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:32 from level 69.
[04/09/20 17:03:28] petrichor, KeboDK, DrJosh9000, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/20 17:58:13] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:18 towards level 69.
[04/10/20 15:17:33] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:05 towards level 69.
[04/13/20 02:31:15] TauPan, AncalagonThBlack, and sunri5e [1478/2460] have team battled niko, mordac, and DrJosh9000 [2764/2975] and lost! 1 day, 23:18:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 11:28:45] DrJosh9000, sairis, and Kronos [185/1512] have team battled waifu, Bl4ckC0r3, and Andries [1847/1944] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 17:15:34] DrJosh9000 [250/782] has come upon ilbelkyr [885/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:07 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/15/20 10:19:28] FSM [204/827] has come upon DrJosh9000 [646/782] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:19:30 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/20 23:49:37] algernon [177/722] has come upon DrJosh9000 [292/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:02:48 is added to algernon's clock.
[04/17/20 02:03:47] DrJosh9000 [23/782] has come upon elf [859/1212] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:39:41 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/17/20 12:50:53] Lemelisk, sairis, and sunri5e [991/2954] have team battled Varjatticus, DrJosh9000, and xayto [1806/1892] and lost! 0 days, 21:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/20 23:46:40] Varjatticus, DrJosh9000, and WallIdl [720/1881] have team battled Ttech, blabber, and Brady [211/3955] and won! 1 day, 15:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 14:07:18] Muirrum, algernon, and Tenorman [274/2546] have team battled fattrat, sjums_the_great, and DrJosh9000 [188/2965] and won! 0 days, 20:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 22:00:20] anarcat [220/672] has challenged DrJosh9000 [337/782] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/19/20 10:23:29] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:06 from level 69.
[04/21/20 03:09:29] rxcomm, astropoint, KeboDK, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/20 06:50:53] CornFly, Andries, and Zyphyr [1775/2417] have team battled DrJosh9000, cirdan, and zid [2245/2673] and lost! 1 day, 03:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/20 18:21:10] DrJosh9000 [520/794] has challenged IdleBot [1297/2187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:02 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/23/20 18:40:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 0 days, 09:26:50 toward level 69.
[04/24/20 01:57:49] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:31 towards level 69.
[04/24/20 07:17:16] DrJosh9000 [455/794] has come upon brycec [188/1186] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:46 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/24/20 12:15:04] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:04 towards level 69.
[04/26/20 07:39:27] DrJosh9000 [645/794] has challenged TimWolla [677/900] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/26/20 10:04:50] DrJosh9000 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:04:27 towards level 70.
[04/27/20 12:22:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrJosh9000 with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 19:13:28 from level 70.
[04/28/20 04:44:28] IdleMaster [204/802] has challenged DrJosh9000 [372/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:17:14 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/28/20 10:52:48] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:05:08 towards level 70.
[04/29/20 11:51:51] Reilly [258/577] has challenged DrJosh9000 [61/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:53:56 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[04/30/20 19:59:24] DrJosh9000 [40/794] has challenged petrichor [353/1231] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:59:51 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/01/20 20:10:48] DrJosh9000 [190/794] has come upon JuanMaestro [803/925] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:05:40 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/02/20 19:50:14] SkyAdmin [5/36] has challenged DrJosh9000 [515/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to SkyAdmin's clock.
[05/03/20 08:13:29] DrJosh9000 [605/794] has challenged canton7 [666/1204] in combat and lost! 12 days, 09:32:55 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/03/20 09:54:28] MMaple [149/242] has challenged DrJosh9000 [261/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to MMaple's clock.
[05/03/20 23:16:58] DrJosh9000 [786/794] has challenged JuanMaestro [176/925] in combat and won! 22 days, 11:58:43 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/08/20 05:24:11] tris [87/263] has challenged DrJosh9000 [372/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to tris's clock.
[05/08/20 09:51:10] GunMan [29/322] has challenged DrJosh9000 [21/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:34 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[05/08/20 10:49:47] DrJosh9000 [357/794] has come upon FSM [496/745] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:22:48 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/09/20 02:49:21] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:00:47 towards level 70.
[05/11/20 11:59:52] zbe [416/742] has challenged DrJosh9000 [254/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/12/20 19:07:34] brendan [660/1370] has challenged DrJosh9000 [530/794] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:18:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/13/20 11:49:17] Ironhoof, damyan, and csc2ya [746/2994] have team battled MetaNova, DrJosh9000, and unicron [1894/2703] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/20 20:16:29] DrJosh9000 [554/794] has come upon Pici [1280/1283] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 05:32:46 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/14/20 13:17:09] ganome [458/641] has challenged DrJosh9000 [495/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:57:18 is added to ganome's clock.
[05/14/20 17:40:46] DrJosh9000 [262/794] has come upon LukeLR [313/843] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:54:42 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/15/20 00:59:30] DrJosh9000 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrJosh9000's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/20 10:40:05] DrJosh9000 [615/799] has come upon ilbelkyr [939/1059] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 03:30:14 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/17/20 02:05:02] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:44:20 towards level 70.
[05/17/20 07:20:24] DrJosh9000 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:25:19 towards level 70.
[05/17/20 11:15:08] alephnull, DrJosh9000, and buyoq [2257/2553] have team battled Eldoreth, MetaNova, and Nistur [2746/3119] and lost! 3 days, 18:34:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/20 01:41:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 39 days, 20:19:00 toward level 70.
[05/20/20 00:03:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 26 days, 12:08:26 toward level 70.
[05/20/20 00:47:25] i3d [268/662] has challenged DrJosh9000 [743/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:00 is added to i3d's clock.
[05/20/20 12:59:19] Agent86, sigmg, and GilbertErik [95/2632] have team battled fattrat, meskio, and DrJosh9000 [1857/2965] and lost! 7 days, 09:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/20 14:50:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 9 days, 13:05:50 toward level 70.
[05/21/20 03:16:52] EmielVonBorison [48/283] has challenged DrJosh9000 [72/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to EmielVonBorison's clock.
[05/21/20 12:55:47] DrJosh9000 [416/799] has challenged Lemelisk [1007/1376] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:01:38 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/22/20 01:19:18] DrJosh9000 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:40 from level 70.
[05/22/20 22:03:32] DrJosh9000 [612/799] has challenged Beefcan [388/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:47 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/24/20 11:35:19] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:37 towards level 70.
[05/24/20 21:00:41] DrJosh9000 [567/799] has come upon cirdan [771/939] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:51:07 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/25/20 02:04:57] DrJosh9000 [763/799] has come upon Malikith [377/453] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:22:45 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/25/20 18:18:52] DrJosh9000 [18/799] has challenged elf [789/1313] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:15:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/25/20 18:25:00] Fluttershy, DrJosh9000, and tmberg [2310/3645] have team battled Leedsichthys, Antium, and Sharky4 [1746/2473] and won! 3 days, 09:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/20 22:54:37] DrJosh9000 [774/799] has come upon petrichor [720/1229] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:29:49 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/29/20 13:11:34] DrJosh9000 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:08 towards level 70.
[05/30/20 16:25:27] GunMan, buksi, and DrJosh9000 [1020/2036] have team battled Scar3cr0w, Andries, and Tiny_Nuggins [430/2360] and won! 0 days, 22:38:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 00:04:25] DrJosh9000 [651/799] has come upon Lnk [21/933] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:49:58 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/31/20 01:16:41] DrJosh9000 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:44 towards level 70.
[05/31/20 21:42:24] Psilocybe, jnerulax, and DrJosh9000 [257/2196] have team battled simple, sigmg, and Agent86 [1193/3032] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 02:45:47] DrJosh9000 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:20 from level 70.
[06/02/20 08:06:10] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:50 towards level 70.
[06/02/20 15:01:08] DrJosh9000 [736/799] has challenged Bahhumbug [262/984] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:12 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/03/20 15:06:35] dartainus [286/814] has challenged DrJosh9000 [137/799] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:58:50 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[06/05/20 01:34:24] DrJosh9000 [762/799] has challenged Reilly [129/573] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/05/20 07:54:29] golgy, sc_, and ohnx [1953/2522] have team battled algernon, DrJosh9000, and MJ94 [544/2171] and won! 0 days, 16:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 16:04:19] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:25:12 towards level 71.
[06/07/20 13:05:56] DrJosh9000, buksi, and Athos [156/2371] have team battled idlerpgww, SCSi, and MaryMaid [1355/2469] and lost! 6 days, 04:20:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/20 15:19:54] DrJosh9000 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:18:37 from level 71.
[06/07/20 19:04:39] DrJosh9000 [105/799] has come upon dindinx [87/701] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 15:38:45 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/11/20 11:14:58] TauPan [216/477] has challenged DrJosh9000 [596/799] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:18:52 is added to TauPan's clock.
[06/11/20 20:47:57] DrJosh9000 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:14:59 from level 71.
[06/12/20 06:35:22] borsin [112/634] has challenged DrJosh9000 [188/799] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to borsin's clock.
[06/13/20 05:22:31] DrJosh9000 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:16:46 towards level 71.
[06/15/20 06:09:41] delet, buksi, Iceman, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/20 00:42:08] Euph0ria [456/491] has challenged DrJosh9000 [402/799] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:47:45 is removed from Euph0ria's clock.
[06/16/20 10:44:40] DrJosh9000 [608/799] has challenged Fluttershy [95/1222] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:30:57 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/18/20 19:16:18] Leedsichthys [361/377] has come upon DrJosh9000 [553/799] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:23:52 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[06/18/20 22:59:43] DrJosh9000 [584/799] has challenged Scar3cr0w [721/752] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:00:27 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/19/20 09:02:08] Atan [339/799] has challenged DrJosh9000 [511/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:43 is added to Atan's clock.
[06/19/20 13:43:56] efertone, Tor, and DrJosh9000 [1507/2431] have team battled Jaglag, blabber, and GilbertErik [1890/2148] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/20 19:16:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 5 days, 05:26:28 toward level 71.
[06/20/20 05:54:20] Neo, jnerulax, and WallIdl [660/1977] have team battled Bradicus, DrJosh9000, and loomysh [2235/3083] and lost! 1 day, 00:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 23:42:50] DrJosh9000 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:53:15 from level 71.
[06/20/20 23:47:13] Kveikur, rxcomm, and DrJosh9000 [351/2398] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Sharky4, and jnerulax [1615/2681] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/20 23:17:10] DrJosh9000 [88/799] has challenged double [196/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:25:55 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/22/20 10:19:52] DrJosh9000 [733/799] has challenged IdleMaster [73/802] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:12:34 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/23/20 06:24:47] DrJosh9000 [381/799] has challenged Crazycatlady [836/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:17 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/23/20 09:22:40] DrJosh9000 [509/799] has come upon efertone [376/480] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:03:43 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/23/20 15:58:49] DrJosh9000 [442/799] has come upon dindinx [174/721] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:19:05 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/24/20 02:09:35] DrJosh9000 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:21 towards level 71.
[06/24/20 05:21:35] DrJosh9000 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:07 from level 71.
[06/25/20 16:02:36] Kveikur, WallIdl, and DrJosh9000 [1723/1848] have team battled sjefen6, xayto, and Tenorman [2046/2982] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/20 02:15:46] DrJosh9000 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:17 towards level 71.
[06/27/20 00:32:23] Bradicus, Reilly, idlerpgww, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/20 23:41:21] DrJosh9000 [776/799] has challenged TauPan [90/477] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:19:14 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/28/20 00:46:55] bigfluff [23/94] has challenged DrJosh9000 [571/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to bigfluff's clock.
[06/29/20 07:46:49] DrJosh9000 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:50:04 from level 72.
[06/29/20 12:21:08] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:39 towards level 72.
[06/29/20 15:02:02] DrJosh9000 [194/799] has challenged buksi [233/860] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:44:15 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[06/30/20 03:42:37] adamus1red, PlasmaStar, and StalkR [766/1802] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, DrJosh9000, and Lnk [2221/2862] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/20 00:10:14] i3d [59/652] has challenged DrJosh9000 [348/799] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:51:22 is added to i3d's clock.
[07/01/20 02:10:46] DrJosh9000 [126/799] has challenged tris [221/383] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:44:15 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/02/20 00:45:22] Globalirc, kenyon, and CornFly [845/3410] have team battled Tor, DrJosh9000, and Majak [3007/3114] and lost! 1 day, 00:14:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/20 04:06:21] DrJosh9000 [406/799] has challenged holloway [60/984] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:59:18 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/02/20 18:26:38] DrJosh9000 [512/799] has come upon Scornn [270/875] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:21:12 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/03/20 02:39:35] GunMan, tms, and DrJosh9000 [143/2010] have team battled FSM, PiotrekD, and petrichor [732/2972] and lost! 0 days, 12:21:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/20 14:13:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrJosh9000 with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 05:46:05 from level 72.
[07/04/20 04:52:43] DrJosh9000, GeneralZod, and blabber [1602/2094] have team battled blizgerg, petrichor, and PiotrekD [1512/3567] and won! 0 days, 07:24:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/20 11:01:22] borsin, canton7, and DrJosh9000 [366/2710] have team battled micah, GunMan, and suterismus [192/2769] and won! 4 days, 06:50:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/20 22:13:04] TauPan, Scar3cr0w, and FSM [116/1965] have team battled DrJosh9000, sc_, and suterismus [411/2995] and lost! 4 days, 22:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/20 15:25:21] DrJosh9000 [385/799] has come upon Fluttershy [955/1235] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:30:01 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/06/20 00:58:40] StalkR, JensRex, and Antium [1677/2698] have team battled DrJosh9000, Neo, and Nistur [1927/2229] and lost! 9 days, 05:22:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/20 00:22:41] freeboson, Chuck, and grooverider [122/3051] have team battled HeavyPodda, DrJosh9000, and tms [65/2591] and won! 5 days, 10:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 15:31:10] parkaman [113/603] has come upon DrJosh9000 [107/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:12 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[07/08/20 10:08:39] suterismus [805/1430] has come upon DrJosh9000 [23/799] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:27:59 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/09/20 07:54:25] DrJosh9000, Ironhoof, and max [2576/2736] have team battled Tenorman, Crazycatlady, and Globalirc [904/2969] and won! 0 days, 00:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/20 08:47:01] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:32:42 towards level 72.
[07/09/20 11:19:46] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:58 towards level 72.
[07/09/20 21:43:37] Nistur [614/817] has challenged DrJosh9000 [454/799] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:39:44 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[07/10/20 04:59:16] DrJosh9000 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:59:16 towards level 72.
[07/10/20 19:34:41] AncalagonThBlack, DrJosh9000, and Jaglag [119/2138] have team battled apiw, irix, and bobvador [2467/2484] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/20 08:43:50] DrJosh9000 [657/799] has come upon astropoint [65/1042] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:43:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/14/20 09:40:35] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:32 towards level 72.
[07/14/20 23:10:25] DrJosh9000 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:51 towards level 72.
[07/15/20 01:15:00] max [543/671] has challenged DrJosh9000 [527/799] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:51:20 is removed from max's clock.
[07/15/20 15:18:07] crysys [301/730] has challenged DrJosh9000 [54/799] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:12:31 is removed from crysys's clock.
[07/16/20 10:22:20] DrJosh9000 [527/799] has challenged womblecat [263/727] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:33:10 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/16/20 23:37:09] loomysh, sc_, and unicron [935/2857] have team battled Ironhoof, DrJosh9000, and Asara [1551/3037] and lost! 6 days, 21:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/20 04:00:54] DrJosh9000 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:21:08 from level 72.
[07/17/20 15:47:00] DrJosh9000 [411/810] has come upon cirdan [605/943] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:24:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/19/20 09:10:26] DrJosh9000 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:50 towards level 72.
[07/21/20 03:57:57] rxcomm, LukeLR, and kenyon [971/3529] have team battled HellSpawn, dindinx, and DrJosh9000 [1187/2061] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/20 16:33:32] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:39:27 towards level 72.
[07/21/20 17:57:13] RBecker [353/904] has come upon DrJosh9000 [504/814] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:38:55 is added to RBecker's clock.
[07/23/20 20:31:17] micah, DrJosh9000, and max [431/2439] have team battled meskio, GilbertErik, and loomysh [2338/3123] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/20 10:15:54] DrJosh9000 [423/814] has challenged Frogging101 [152/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:05:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/26/20 12:49:13] DrJosh9000 [607/814] has come upon rxcomm [198/1260] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:17:27 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/28/20 09:28:01] DrJosh9000 [56/814] has come upon Varjatticus [340/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/30/20 08:54:44] DrJosh9000 [213/814] has come upon astropoint [78/1067] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:57:01 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/01/20 23:50:44] DrJosh9000 [146/814] has come upon i3d [116/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:13 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/02/20 04:39:04] DrJosh9000 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:46 from level 72.
[08/02/20 09:56:33] DrJosh9000 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrJosh9000's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/02/20 13:03:29] DrJosh9000 [749/801] has challenged Lnk [1007/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:53 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/02/20 21:05:29] DrJosh9000 [194/801] has challenged Tratos [740/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:07 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/03/20 11:13:44] DrJosh9000 [773/801] has challenged lakwatsero [253/375] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/03/20 20:11:06] Ttech [1517/2079] has challenged DrJosh9000 [15/801] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:56:20 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/04/20 21:17:09] DrJosh9000 [276/801] has challenged Tenorman [295/1278] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:13:42 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/05/20 23:56:43] Syloq, DrJosh9000, and Ironhoof [682/3117] have team battled vegadark, tms, and sheu [285/2178] and won! 8 days, 13:15:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/20 03:27:57] idlerpgww, L, simple, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/20 08:28:07] PlasmaStar [225/678] has challenged DrJosh9000 [416/812] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[08/08/20 02:05:08] DrJosh9000 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:51:43 from level 73.
[08/08/20 06:40:23] DrJosh9000 [190/812] has come upon unicron [564/940] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:13:29 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/10/20 16:05:55] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:25:14 towards level 73.
[08/11/20 21:36:23] mordac, Tor, and dwfreed [1967/3202] have team battled DrJosh9000, sheu, and GeneralZod [1059/1968] and won! 5 days, 05:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 04:47:31] damyan, GunMan, Psilocybe, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/20 05:44:08] DrJosh9000 [404/812] has come upon bisco [1224/1270] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:47:26 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/13/20 20:56:51] DrJosh9000 [571/812] has come upon freeboson [247/676] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:28:34 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/14/20 05:30:15] DrJosh9000 [753/812] has come upon brendan [509/1353] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:58:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/14/20 12:35:39] Eldoreth, irix, and DrJosh9000 [2362/3149] have team battled bobvador, GunMan, and Khorne [560/1893] and won! 0 days, 03:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 21:50:46] DrJosh9000, idlerpgww, and Ttech [2060/3659] have team battled JeDa, Leedsichthys, and Majak [424/1744] and won! 2 days, 03:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 04:19:30] Zaratustra [336/1114] has challenged DrJosh9000 [1/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:17:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/15/20 22:13:21] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:54:00 from level 73.
[08/18/20 16:53:30] DrJosh9000 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:19 towards level 73.
[08/18/20 18:17:20] DrJosh9000, pollo, and RBecker [2062/2769] have team battled yano, inittab, and Notir [993/1980] and won! 0 days, 00:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 18:20:29] maligned, scumola, DrJosh9000, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/20 10:58:50] DrJosh9000 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:44 towards level 73.
[08/21/20 15:45:37] Tor, loomysh, and jnerulax [2378/3002] have team battled DrJosh9000, djm, and gdm [698/2420] and won! 0 days, 05:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/20 07:25:12] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:29 towards level 73.
[08/23/20 18:08:14] DrJosh9000 [490/812] has challenged pants [241/1343] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:33:59 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/24/20 11:01:17] DrJosh9000 [503/812] has challenged damyan [1219/1259] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:39:04 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/25/20 10:17:36] Psilocybe [543/750] has challenged DrJosh9000 [498/812] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:25:44 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/25/20 10:31:46] DrJosh9000 [676/812] has come upon tccki [168/420] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:15:03 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/26/20 03:37:35] DrJosh9000 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:12:58 from level 74.
[08/27/20 11:29:10] DrJosh9000 [610/825] has challenged crysys [219/753] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:54:13 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/27/20 14:16:38] Roxana, Scar3cr0w, and Altair [571/2597] have team battled DrJosh9000, Nechayev, and Nistur [2426/2578] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 04:22:36] vegadark, sheu, and DrJosh9000 [1182/2169] have team battled h00k, zbe, and Iceman [1693/2563] and lost! 2 days, 23:03:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 08:34:43] DrJosh9000 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:42:37 towards level 74.
[08/28/20 09:02:37] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:13:12 towards level 74.
[08/28/20 16:50:18] DrJosh9000 [801/825] has come upon brycec [265/948] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:05:50 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/29/20 03:24:56] MetaNova, DrJosh9000, and Nofew [930/3017] have team battled Nechayev, h00k, and loomysh [413/2854] and won! 0 days, 14:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 18:43:47] DrJosh9000 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:14:38 from level 74.
[08/29/20 19:54:18] KyloRen [340/455] has come upon DrJosh9000 [496/825] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:30:25 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/30/20 06:03:51] DrJosh9000 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:32:24 towards level 74.
[08/30/20 13:56:01] DrJosh9000 [164/825] has come upon MadMan [771/1320] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:36:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/31/20 00:49:04] FSM [88/716] has challenged DrJosh9000 [31/825] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:39:23 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/01/20 06:27:41] DrJosh9000 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:45:51 from level 74.
[09/02/20 02:00:23] DrJosh9000 [317/825] has challenged bookworm [2/468] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:23:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/02/20 17:03:48] DrJosh9000 [741/825] has challenged jayvee [590/737] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:35:49 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/03/20 15:13:46] DrJosh9000 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:45:27 from level 74.
[09/04/20 04:50:05] DrJosh9000 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:08:25 from level 74.
[09/05/20 11:28:16] DrJosh9000 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:20:00 towards level 74.
[09/06/20 03:19:03] jayvee, MiddlewareMonkey, and bisco [410/3075] have team battled DrJosh9000, HellSpawn, and yano [1929/2024] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/20 10:32:37] HeavyPodda, jayvee, and MetaNova [2693/2739] have team battled kenyon, DrJosh9000, and Sharky4 [2533/3544] and won! 0 days, 00:35:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 00:07:11] sunri5e, max, and tris [1997/2429] have team battled Yuhno, AbrahamLinksys, and DrJosh9000 [1634/2180] and won! 0 days, 16:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/20 11:56:37] Yuhno, efertone, and djm [1854/2124] have team battled DrJosh9000, GilbertErik, and theZoMBiE [736/2087] and won! 1 day, 21:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/20 21:43:57] freeboson, maligned, and jayvee [781/2285] have team battled Blukunfando, DrJosh9000, and SCSi [578/2282] and won! 3 days, 01:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/20 03:42:55] DrJosh9000 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DrJosh9000's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/20 14:26:53] DrJosh9000 [591/810] has come upon StalkR [211/517] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:35:22 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/13/20 07:07:27] Eldoreth [1090/1359] has come upon DrJosh9000 [252/810] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:02:17 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[09/14/20 05:17:19] Asara [100/904] has challenged DrJosh9000 [310/815] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:38:12 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/14/20 12:54:38] DrJosh9000 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:29 towards level 74.
[09/16/20 14:55:13] DrJosh9000 [548/815] has come upon dartainus [724/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:55:04 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/16/20 21:54:43] DrJosh9000 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:22 from level 74.
[09/17/20 02:53:43] DrJosh9000 [355/815] has come upon ToHellWithGA [380/1113] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:17:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/17/20 04:58:29] DrJosh9000 [81/815] has come upon Beavis [291/1178] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:41:45 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/17/20 20:03:41] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:12 towards level 74.
[09/18/20 00:06:26] DrJosh9000 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:07:53 from level 74.
[09/18/20 17:49:12] DrJosh9000 [232/815] has challenged Frogging101 [493/776] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:07:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/19/20 05:52:21] Tenorman [397/1275] has challenged DrJosh9000 [812/815] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:42:16 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/19/20 12:20:46] DrJosh9000 [763/815] has come upon yano [107/701] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:03:10 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/19/20 15:54:53] Lnk [1042/1102] has challenged DrJosh9000 [143/815] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:35:31 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/20/20 05:22:53] djm, freeboson, and GunMan [2036/2283] have team battled rustybicycle, DrJosh9000, and Desspugne [752/2757] and won! 3 days, 16:59:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/20 08:05:31] DrJosh9000 [30/815] has challenged Notir [530/543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:31:40 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/22/20 22:02:50] Tor, Mateusz, and kenyon [3221/3797] have team battled IdleMaster, DrJosh9000, and Jaglag [1028/2135] and won! 5 days, 10:27:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/20 03:23:14] DrJosh9000 [474/815] has challenged CodeB [269/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:45:34 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/24/20 14:10:14] WallIdl, Sharky4, and ganome [1158/2575] have team battled Muirrum, tmberg, and DrJosh9000 [1235/2936] and lost! 0 days, 08:30:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/20 16:13:49] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:07 towards level 74.
[09/25/20 14:45:13] DrJosh9000 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:01 from level 74.
[09/25/20 16:10:19] DrJosh9000 [449/815] has come upon damyan [757/1218] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:57 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/26/20 00:05:04] DrJosh9000 [638/815] has come upon Ttech [207/2059] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:31:51 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/26/20 12:41:00] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:41 towards level 74.
[09/26/20 14:14:45] DrJosh9000 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:31 towards level 74.
[09/27/20 19:23:11] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:43 towards level 74.
[09/29/20 15:40:43] DrJosh9000 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:03 from level 74.
[10/02/20 03:33:47] DrJosh9000 [100/815] has challenged efertone [40/524] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/02/20 18:32:26] DrJosh9000 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:37:37 towards level 75.
[10/02/20 20:11:47] DrJosh9000 [430/815] has challenged unicron [626/950] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:53:17 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/03/20 09:14:47] feek [456/584] has challenged DrJosh9000 [540/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:57 is added to feek's clock.
[10/04/20 17:59:08] DrJosh9000 [481/815] has come upon womblecat [308/1092] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:39:11 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/05/20 00:11:20] DrJosh9000, HellSpawn, and Nofew [1872/2802] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Elgo [2145/3151] and lost! 1 day, 19:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/20 12:27:01] DrJosh9000 [350/815] has challenged Milquetoast [360/1045] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:03:37 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/06/20 13:07:10] Crazycatlady, DrJosh9000, and dxtr [1671/2611] have team battled pfoley, feek, and m0shbear [191/2699] and won! 1 day, 15:38:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 16:06:54] DrJosh9000 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:08:33 from level 75.
[10/06/20 18:45:27] waifu, MetaNova, and TauPan [1504/2681] have team battled maligned, grooverider, and DrJosh9000 [1266/3364] and won! 1 day, 18:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/20 11:15:27] phraktyl [672/700] has challenged DrJosh9000 [673/815] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[10/07/20 20:34:42] DrJosh9000 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:01:14 from level 75.
[10/07/20 22:05:21] DrJosh9000 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:27:50 from level 75.
[10/08/20 00:35:40] DrJosh9000 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:36:37 towards level 75.
[10/09/20 06:05:22] Eldoreth, anarcat, and Roxana [2552/3824] have team battled StalkR, DrJosh9000, and buksi [737/2279] and won! 1 day, 21:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 19:17:54] DrJosh9000 [433/815] has come upon Forud [306/891] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:54:13 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/10/20 09:22:23] Nechayev, IdleMaster, and blizgerg [2466/2975] have team battled DrJosh9000, sc_, and Crazycatlady [370/2495] and won! 2 days, 06:08:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/20 16:12:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 18 days, 23:41:58 toward level 75.
[10/11/20 07:26:20] DrJosh9000 [657/815] has come upon maligned [192/907] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:57:32 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/12/20 05:26:17] DrJosh9000 [487/815] has come upon waifu [13/1159] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:49:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/13/20 06:47:15] Ironhoof, grooverider, and pollo [3551/4032] have team battled DrJosh9000, vegadark, and borsin [681/2360] and won! 3 days, 02:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 17:53:05] HellSpawn, Tenorman, DrJosh9000, and CodeB have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/20 20:58:32] DrJosh9000 [772/815] has come upon Zaratustra [155/1128] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:54:31 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/14/20 02:15:19] DrJosh9000 [551/815] has challenged Crazycatlady [4/860] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:07:39 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/15/20 04:21:44] DrJosh9000 [326/815] has challenged maligned [710/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:31 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/11/21 05:56:43] DrJosh9000 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:21 from level 75.
[02/11/21 08:42:21] grooverider, m0shbear, and DrJosh9000 [767/3812] have team battled allo, Sharky4, and Agent86 [2331/2985] and lost! 1 day, 10:41:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/21 19:08:44] DrJosh9000 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:49 from level 75.
[02/12/21 23:49:13] DrJosh9000 [457/815] has come upon sc_ [406/846] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:19 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/13/21 10:11:01] DrJosh9000, gdm, and AbrahamLinksys [1420/2421] have team battled Beefcan, Nechayev, and SSLbits [198/2228] and won! 1 day, 05:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 22:16:56] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:56 towards level 75.
[02/14/21 07:21:05] ohnx, MetaNova, and Kurenai [130/2149] have team battled Andries, Bluedog, and DrJosh9000 [1589/2282] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/21 19:08:56] gdm, inittab, DrJosh9000, and lipek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/21 06:22:09] Yuhno, zankore, and maligned [1367/2933] have team battled DrJosh9000, Lnk, and nickware [2557/3228] and lost! 0 days, 18:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/21 08:13:01] DrJosh9000 [498/815] has come upon JensRex [1333/1425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:24 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/15/21 17:05:55] DrJosh9000 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:56 towards level 75.
[02/15/21 17:58:44] algernon [325/996] has come upon DrJosh9000 [196/815] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:52:29 is removed from algernon's clock.
[02/17/21 07:06:08] DrJosh9000 [700/815] has challenged astropoint [442/1035] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/18/21 12:36:58] Nechayev, DrJosh9000, and JeDa [907/2407] have team battled SSLbits, Varjatticus, and himuraken [1479/1972] and lost! 1 day, 08:03:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 15:52:04] nawcom [132/758] has challenged DrJosh9000 [69/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:25:24 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[02/20/21 13:33:36] XBouBou [367/504] has come upon DrJosh9000 [279/815] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:48:16 is removed from XBouBou's clock.
[02/21/21 05:10:08] DrJosh9000 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:36:07 towards level 76.
[02/21/21 06:06:46] DrJosh9000 [731/815] has challenged misha [89/799] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:33:12 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/21/21 08:30:02] bisco, rxcomm, and FSM [2313/3435] have team battled Bluedog, Khorne, and DrJosh9000 [1893/2305] and won! 4 days, 07:39:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 01:39:08] DrJosh9000 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DrJosh9000's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/24/21 10:24:57] DrJosh9000 [326/801] has challenged Forud [499/965] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:35:03 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/25/21 22:48:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrJosh9000 with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 04:48:52 from level 76.
[02/26/21 09:36:16] DrJosh9000 [115/801] has challenged Mars [530/1325] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:59:08 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/27/21 10:27:17] IdleMaster, Clearcasting, and sairis [1400/2373] have team battled himuraken, DrJosh9000, and Beefcan [1521/2490] and lost! 1 day, 01:40:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/21 13:20:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrJosh9000 24 days, 04:54:59 toward level 76.
[02/28/21 01:20:21] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:13 towards level 76.
[02/28/21 06:34:13] DrJosh9000 left their weapon out in the rain to rust! DrJosh9000's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/01/21 15:37:29] DrJosh9000 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:13:08 towards level 76.
[03/02/21 07:56:59] FSM [713/754] has come upon DrJosh9000 [3/781] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:13:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/03/21 23:57:17] DrJosh9000 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:33:13 towards level 76.
[03/04/21 00:13:59] Milquetoast, lipek, and IdleMaster [2746/3187] have team battled borsin, DrJosh9000, and FSM [449/2453] and won! 4 days, 17:00:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 00:39:11] m0shbear, rxcomm, and maligned [1619/3637] have team battled Agent86, DrJosh9000, and sheu [749/2604] and won! 0 days, 12:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 10:55:20] DrJosh9000 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:32 towards level 76.
[03/04/21 22:01:56] DrJosh9000 [547/781] has come upon anderson [70/910] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:21:11 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/04/21 22:49:56] Majak, lipek, and freeboson [292/3171] have team battled borsin, DrJosh9000, and kate [2341/2406] and lost! 3 days, 04:37:46 is added to their clocks.