Player Info

User: DrOfBaconNomics
Class: HickorySmokedBac
Admin?: No
Level: 64
Next level: 24 days, 14:27:29
Status: Offline
Host: HickorySmokedBac!~dfsdfk@unaffiliated/hickorysmokedbac
Account Created: Sat Sep 19 18:56:13 2015
Last login: Thu Aug 10 23:53:35 2017
Total time idled: 432 days, 21:21:26
Current position: [203,497]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 58
boots: 294 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 57
gloves: 75
helm: 65 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 44
ring: 55 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 75
tunic: 123 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 317 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1163

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 0 days, 00:00:20
mesg: 1 day, 00:29:34
nick: 0 days, 21:07:55
part: 22 days, 22:45:28
quest: 27 days, 12:27:12
quit: 15 days, 20:18:21

total: 68 days, 05:08:50

Character Modifiers

[09/19/15 20:06:44] DrOfBaconNomics [0/0] has challenged Alric` [16/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/19/15 22:20:09] DrOfBaconNomics [4/27] has challenged godog [192/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/19/15 23:33:36] DrOfBaconNomics [8/45] has challenged SmOkE_RU [88/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/20/15 07:44:44] DrOfBaconNomics [67/95] has challenged allo [601/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/20/15 09:44:01] DrOfBaconNomics [96/104] has challenged clearcasting [575/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/20/15 19:10:35] mwhahaha [383/508] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [49/130] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/20/15 20:25:38] DrOfBaconNomics [101/147] has challenged freeboson [575/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/21/15 00:29:27] DrOfBaconNomics [29/149] has challenged Heisenberg [565/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/21/15 10:13:24] DrOfBaconNomics [66/180] has challenged csssuf [454/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/21/15 14:27:50] DrOfBaconNomics [110/180] has come upon daemoneye [268/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:49 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/21/15 14:56:20] PersonalJ, DrOfBaconNomics, and Boohbah [107/1226] have team battled Brom, astropoint, and hannesenator [383/1751] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/15 17:04:03] DrOfBaconNomics [96/180] has challenged Loquatious [359/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/15 00:21:24] DrOfBaconNomics [70/206] has challenged PriceChild [282/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/15 09:05:45] DrOfBaconNomics [145/207] has challenged SlowRiot [602/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/15 13:08:31] Samus [250/388] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [84/207] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:06 is removed from Samus's clock.
[09/22/15 19:05:16] DrOfBaconNomics [151/221] has challenged Evrial [97/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/23/15 04:39:30] DrOfBaconNomics [38/223] has challenged fraq [80/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/23/15 17:51:25] DrOfBaconNomics [227/238] has challenged Brom [88/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/24/15 06:09:44] DrOfBaconNomics [5/255] has challenged XenGi [730/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/24/15 06:43:04] DrOfBaconNomics [50/255] has come upon shandor [507/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/24/15 14:00:24] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:13:58 is added to his clock.
[09/24/15 14:47:49] Bokkie [90/482] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [156/255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:36 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[09/25/15 01:53:03] DrOfBaconNomics [149/256] has challenged ryushe [746/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/25/15 20:49:22] LordH, DrOfBaconNomics, and n0mad [573/1192] have team battled Asara, unicron, and ekaron [779/1634] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/15 00:00:30] DrOfBaconNomics [203/266] has challenged Meta [459/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/26/15 19:38:24] Krenz [632/926] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [9/266] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:52:26 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[09/26/15 23:54:21] DrOfBaconNomics [145/266] has challenged nfsnobody [387/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/27/15 17:50:11] Virtual [357/1097] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [80/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/27/15 18:00:46] Petri [109/282] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [240/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Petri's clock.
[09/28/15 03:24:51] Cypher, Robmanx, and dindinx [242/2115] have team battled m0shbear, DrOfBaconNomics, and identd [727/1739] and lost! 2 days, 09:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 04:08:39] DrOfBaconNomics [116/266] has challenged sasaniak [437/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/28/15 12:48:05] DrOfBaconNomics was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:55 towards level 36.
[09/29/15 12:25:43] DrOfBaconNomics [15/266] has challenged AngryParsley [188/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/30/15 21:06:51] honkybonky [155/764] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [188/266] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:20 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[09/30/15 23:36:49] DrOfBaconNomics has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:04 from level 37.
[10/01/15 03:39:41] DrOfBaconNomics [133/273] has challenged Satoshi [448/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/02/15 12:04:15] beefnog [44/99] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [24/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:13 is removed from beefnog's clock.
[10/02/15 15:37:30] DrOfBaconNomics [232/273] has come upon SudoKing [63/1045] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:10:35 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/02/15 23:19:18] simple [462/668] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [185/273] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:43:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/02/15 23:29:55] DrOfBaconNomics [88/273] has challenged Nofew [891/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/04/15 20:33:57] Heisenberg, Gaius, and Cameron_D [205/2401] have team battled hannesenator, DrOfBaconNomics, and godog [727/1392] and lost! 2 days, 21:27:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/15 03:14:03] DrOfBaconNomics [101/329] has challenged sjums_the_great [241/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/05/15 08:41:53] DrOfBaconNomics, Jareeta, and Chuck [428/1774] have team battled reveal, vrillusions, and keeper_c [1412/2597] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/15 10:29:34] roy [317/374] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [200/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from roy's clock.
[10/07/15 14:18:29] Zos [184/270] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [263/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Zos's clock.
[10/07/15 15:48:41] DrOfBaconNomics [143/330] has challenged Bkid [139/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/08/15 00:17:17] DrOfBaconNomics, Andries, and strugart [1335/1579] have team battled Dan_`, ChasedSpade, and SynthesizerPatel [1421/1588] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/15 04:40:02] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:34:40 is added to his clock.
[10/09/15 23:56:49] Silvanus_Betrium [544/562] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [18/330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:42 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/10/15 10:08:10] DrOfBaconNomics [280/330] has challenged Asara [609/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/11/15 02:55:21] Ravioli [106/311] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [163/330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Ravioli's clock.
[10/11/15 18:07:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrOfBaconNomics with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 07:04:55 from level 42.
[10/12/15 00:16:49] DrOfBaconNomics [223/330] has come upon identd [438/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:52 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/12/15 00:44:45] Virtual [294/1107] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [199/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:57:34 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/12/15 07:35:17] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:50:51 is added to his clock.
[10/12/15 16:58:12] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:55 towards level 42.
[10/12/15 18:51:34] Chuck [183/474] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [328/330] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:54:25 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/14/15 05:55:39] greycat, Tzic, and XenGi [927/2054] have team battled master_j, DrOfBaconNomics, and droogie [700/1881] and won! 0 days, 00:19:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 15:05:58] DrOfBaconNomics, noother, and Majak [204/1738] have team battled argus, NoodleCake, and DelayedReactions [36/1232] and won! 0 days, 02:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/15 19:50:09] DrOfBaconNomics [141/366] has challenged zid [71/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/20/15 03:59:04] pants, Haquer, and Pici [443/1649] have team battled JustAPerson, DrOfBaconNomics, and Bokkie [494/1467] and lost! 0 days, 18:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 04:45:30] grooverider, joek, and iynque [1407/1756] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Nofew, and Bkid [402/1753] and won! 0 days, 00:48:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/15 09:30:33] DrOfBaconNomics [4/366] has come upon Birdbones [155/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:02 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/20/15 10:37:23] Sixbierehomme [406/753] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [52/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:31 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/22/15 17:46:08] Akiyuki [83/551] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [137/366] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[10/23/15 01:58:15] DrOfBaconNomics [147/367] has challenged JustAPerson [272/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/23/15 18:48:36] DrOfBaconNomics misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:08 from level 44.
[10/23/15 23:44:31] CornFly [975/996] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [83/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:40:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/25/15 14:06:12] jdb [144/239] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [233/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to jdb's clock.
[10/25/15 21:48:30] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:45 towards level 44.
[10/26/15 08:56:40] m0shbear [754/823] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [93/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:41:07 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[10/26/15 18:10:43] Firien [191/282] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [322/367] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:43 is added to Firien's clock.
[10/27/15 08:25:26] DrOfBaconNomics stole SchrodingersScat's level 28 weapon while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 24 weapon behind, which SchrodingersScat then takes.
[10/27/15 09:48:00] DrOfBaconNomics slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DrOfBaconNomics's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/15 20:57:08] DrOfBaconNomics [343/366] has challenged fattrat [739/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/28/15 03:53:26] DrOfBaconNomics invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:49 towards level 45.
[10/28/15 05:41:09] d34th [95/392] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [183/366] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to d34th's clock.
[10/29/15 04:24:05] elf [319/836] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [38/366] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:16:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/30/15 09:56:16] Bkid, Birdbones, and Hydrogenum [1251/2109] have team battled Sixbierehomme, DrOfBaconNomics, and Loquatious [1394/1574] and lost! 0 days, 13:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/15 10:40:54] jdb [147/318] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [80/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:59 is removed from jdb's clock.
[10/30/15 20:27:50] Meta, SlowRiot, and Gatewayy [149/2090] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Dan_`, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1315/1792] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/15 01:43:28] DrOfBaconNomics had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:13 towards level 45.
[11/01/15 03:54:36] DrOfBaconNomics [102/366] has come upon elf [388/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:35 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/01/15 09:42:08] DrOfBaconNomics [41/377] has challenged sjefen6 [307/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/02/15 02:35:25] Haquer [1/544] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [314/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:16:07 is added to Haquer's clock.
[11/03/15 10:31:13] n0mad [243/420] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [322/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to n0mad's clock.
[11/03/15 22:40:23] DrOfBaconNomics learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:58 towards level 46.
[11/04/15 15:56:18] DrOfBaconNomics [20/377] has challenged Nyarlathotep [226/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:22 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/04/15 23:38:19] Darky, SudoKing, and andoruh [203/1999] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Loquatious, and discopig [424/1610] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/15 03:49:27] DrOfBaconNomics invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:15 towards level 46.
[11/05/15 09:53:23] DrOfBaconNomics EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:22 from level 46.
[12/02/15 01:45:22] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:08 towards level 46.
[12/02/15 01:45:55] DrOfBaconNomics [208/377] has challenged Frogging101 [47/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:08 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/02/15 20:00:33] DrOfBaconNomics [197/379] has challenged Regnor [522/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/02/15 23:16:26] TauPan, Satoshi, and DrOfBaconNomics [1156/1532] have team battled MetaNova, Boohbah, and MJ94 [776/1974] and won! 1 day, 08:33:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 22:15:41] DrOfBaconNomics hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:49 towards level 47.
[12/04/15 11:33:45] rodolfowtf [22/78] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [117/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to rodolfowtf's clock.
[12/04/15 20:52:59] Adar, DrOfBaconNomics, and icxcnika [645/1266] have team battled theemstra, MontyZuma, and DesertStorm [986/1537] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 11:17:12] DrOfBaconNomics [257/379] has challenged Tenorman [368/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:53 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/06/15 08:56:41] daemoneye [508/684] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [232/379] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:42:35 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[12/06/15 12:59:57] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:39:22 is added to his clock.
[12/07/15 00:57:43] dindinx [490/668] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [143/379] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:53:22 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[12/08/15 14:49:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 0 days, 01:23:42 toward level 47.
[12/08/15 17:47:44] DrOfBaconNomics [344/379] has challenged allo [401/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:40 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/09/15 03:38:48] DrOfBaconNomics caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:29 towards level 47.
[12/09/15 09:53:57] DrOfBaconNomics [194/379] has challenged argus [164/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:48 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/09/15 10:14:25] DrOfBaconNomics [52/379] has challenged Sir_Lemming [356/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/09/15 12:18:53] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:07 towards level 48.
[12/10/15 20:37:31] DrOfBaconNomics was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:19 towards level 48.
[12/10/15 23:56:42] DrOfBaconNomics got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:34 towards level 48.
[12/11/15 17:12:11] 0rion [174/228] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [156/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from 0rion's clock.
[12/11/15 17:12:11] In the fierce battle, DrOfBaconNomics dropped his level 36 ring! 0rion picks it up, tossing his old level 34 ring to DrOfBaconNomics.
[12/12/15 02:18:56] Ladon [819/830] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [34/378] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:53:57 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[12/12/15 14:12:53] MrGlass, pfoley, and clearcasting [1123/2092] have team battled Tenorman, theemstra, and DrOfBaconNomics [69/1617] and won! 0 days, 03:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 18:05:23] DrOfBaconNomics stole PinkiePie's level 30 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 29 set of leggings behind, which PinkiePie then takes.
[12/13/15 12:19:52] MontyZuma [325/906] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [154/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:47:38 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[12/13/15 18:06:10] DrOfBaconNomics ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:19 from level 48.
[12/15/15 17:51:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 0 days, 17:37:37 toward level 48.
[12/15/15 20:51:32] DrOfBaconNomics got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:53 towards level 48.
[12/16/15 00:29:10] DrOfBaconNomics [148/378] has challenged IdleMaster [407/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/17/15 00:15:04] DrOfBaconNomics [257/378] has come upon pico [263/293] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:07:32 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/17/15 12:29:56] Cypher [380/902] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [110/378] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/17/15 17:36:59] DrOfBaconNomics saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:49:35 from level 49.
[12/18/15 03:09:54] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:35 towards level 49.
[12/18/15 12:01:42] DrOfBaconNomics was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:36 towards level 49.
[12/18/15 19:06:43] DrOfBaconNomics was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:33 towards level 49.
[12/18/15 23:42:43] DrOfBaconNomics [280/378] has come upon FakeWizard [37/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:48 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/19/15 07:02:36] DrOfBaconNomics misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:07 from level 49.
[12/19/15 15:31:25] reveal [145/330] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [304/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:02 is added to reveal's clock.
[12/19/15 18:43:20] DrOfBaconNomics, Meta, and Xyrael [1882/1908] have team battled Danthemandoo, lux, and allo [762/1439] and won! 0 days, 01:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 21:33:55] DrOfBaconNomics [297/378] has challenged nitzer [609/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:02 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/19/15 21:36:17] DrOfBaconNomics [241/378] has come upon andoruh [352/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:35 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/20/15 10:39:08] aucg [568/714] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [278/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:03:46 is removed from aucg's clock.
[12/20/15 16:04:23] DrOfBaconNomics [101/378] has come upon Meta [546/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:16 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/12/16 19:19:55] Keima [4/12] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [309/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Keima's clock.
[02/13/16 15:19:12] DrOfBaconNomics bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:40 towards level 49.
[02/13/16 22:38:36] DrOfBaconNomics, Nofew, and CornFly [1363/2408] have team battled JensRex, lipek, and yang [1177/2350] and won! 0 days, 12:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 15:07:03] DrOfBaconNomics fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:50 from level 49.
[02/15/16 13:10:27] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:09:31 is added to his clock.
[02/15/16 22:59:28] DrOfBaconNomics [25/378] has come upon Tenorman [691/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:57 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/16/16 00:30:38] babapest, yang, and DrOfBaconNomics [708/1516] have team battled yano, Antutuuuuu, and grant050 [652/1560] and won! 0 days, 01:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 07:02:59] DrOfBaconNomics [81/403] has challenged Evrial [81/552] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/18/16 07:39:35] ville, DrOfBaconNomics, and Sohnae [227/1519] have team battled fulcrum, Fluttershy, and identd [1563/1735] and lost! 0 days, 11:16:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 08:31:53] DrOfBaconNomics [160/403] has come upon LordH [509/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:08:29 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/18/16 23:34:49] DrOfBaconNomics lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:59 from level 50.
[02/19/16 09:35:16] DrOfBaconNomics walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:21 from level 50.
[02/19/16 23:11:23] Ven [166/443] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [137/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from Ven's clock.
[02/20/16 12:21:22] DrOfBaconNomics got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:51 towards level 50.
[02/20/16 21:03:12] godog, Furry, and DrOfBaconNomics [1241/1605] have team battled Lenny, gipyelrah, and sjums_the_great [1092/2568] and won! 1 day, 01:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 04:44:07] DrOfBaconNomics [101/403] has challenged Mateusz [371/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:30 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/22/16 10:46:03] pants [300/567] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [6/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:55:23 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/22/16 10:46:03] pants has dealt DrOfBaconNomics a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:34:58 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/24/16 14:44:03] Groot [85/225] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [132/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Groot's clock.
[02/24/16 15:19:07] DrOfBaconNomics [101/411] has come upon irix [649/1032] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:37 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/24/16 18:33:26] DrOfBaconNomics [364/411] has come upon Valkor [859/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:38 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/26/16 08:05:24] Brom, arlen, and brendan [2180/2319] have team battled zokko, DrOfBaconNomics, and elf [9/1761] and won! 0 days, 03:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 20:28:44] charitwo, Brom, and kenyon [1814/2497] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, kork, and Misza [189/1804] and won! 2 days, 03:39:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 23:56:23] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:35 towards level 50.
[02/27/16 00:41:32] DrOfBaconNomics [18/609] has challenged woonack [265/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/27/16 10:51:20] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:23 towards level 51.
[03/14/16 17:23:47] DrOfBaconNomics bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:17 towards level 51.
[03/14/16 22:43:46] DrOfBaconNomics stole Heisenberg's level 17 amulet while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 14 amulet behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[03/16/16 08:08:06] m0shbear [322/606] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [545/612] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:12:17 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[03/16/16 12:10:01] shandor [10/703] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [185/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:52 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/16/16 13:16:13] DrOfBaconNomics, Jareeta, and lipek [136/2870] have team battled Ladon, Pithlit, and robox [1371/1770] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 23:55:33] zid [78/794] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [110/612] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to zid's clock.
[03/17/16 01:18:41] DrOfBaconNomics [382/612] has challenged suterismus [628/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:12:15 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/17/16 20:25:31] Xyrael [51/808] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [391/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:17 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[03/17/16 20:59:56] DrOfBaconNomics was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:26 towards level 51.
[03/18/16 04:57:40] DrOfBaconNomics was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:32 from level 51.
[03/18/16 16:42:11] tspange, m0shbear, and Crazypedia [1463/1700] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, lipek, and ruan [1716/2129] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 01:58:06] DrOfBaconNomics stole TauPan's level 25 amulet while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 17 amulet behind, which TauPan then takes.
[04/02/16 06:06:26] DrOfBaconNomics was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:38 from level 51.
[04/03/16 09:46:28] Schrodinger [119/474] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [426/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:10 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[04/04/16 15:05:27] DrOfBaconNomics slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DrOfBaconNomics's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/16 23:08:59] DrOfBaconNomics [475/614] has challenged ville [221/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:40 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/07/16 20:42:17] Agent86, Ven, and Mateusz [808/2021] have team battled JensRex, Asara, and DrOfBaconNomics [856/1750] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/16 02:26:05] DrOfBaconNomics walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:18 from level 51.
[04/08/16 09:36:09] Stokim [86/222] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [535/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Stokim's clock.
[04/09/16 08:13:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 0 days, 04:14:23 toward level 51.
[04/09/16 10:56:20] DrOfBaconNomics [346/614] has challenged Darky [552/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/09/16 17:06:23] DrOfBaconNomics [295/614] has come upon TauPan [41/304] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:50:35 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/09/16 23:17:20] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:39:34 is added to his clock.
[04/10/16 06:38:41] yur [186/467] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [461/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to yur's clock.
[04/11/16 14:25:42] mthw [425/608] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [213/614] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:05:38 is removed from mthw's clock.
[04/11/16 15:03:31] DrOfBaconNomics stole MJ94's level 41 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 30 set of leggings behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[04/12/16 01:41:03] DrOfBaconNomics set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:54:58 from level 52.
[04/13/16 15:03:46] DrOfBaconNomics found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:32 towards level 52.
[04/17/16 21:20:51] rharwood, irix, and DrOfBaconNomics [1642/2169] have team battled KeboDK, Brom, and GilbertErik [776/1895] and won! 1 day, 16:42:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/16 02:52:38] DrOfBaconNomics found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:03 towards level 52.
[04/20/16 08:53:00] DrOfBaconNomics [67/624] has challenged Heisenberg [610/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:33:43 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/20/16 09:23:38] Iria [2/10] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [30/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Iria's clock.
[04/20/16 15:19:15] buyoq [52/339] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [21/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[04/21/16 03:30:15] Nofew [658/969] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [483/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:56:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/21/16 14:03:40] hannesenator [698/817] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [593/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:22 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[04/22/16 00:07:12] DrOfBaconNomics [436/624] has challenged Mateusz [695/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:16 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/22/16 16:13:02] KyloRen [219/706] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [560/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:13 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[04/24/16 09:40:04] DrOfBaconNomics [427/624] has come upon rxcomm [189/798] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:59:27 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/24/16 17:52:49] DrOfBaconNomics was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:33 towards level 52.
[04/24/16 23:12:41] Globalirc, yano, and DrOfBaconNomics [1127/1840] have team battled grant050, Samus, and mthw [1695/2048] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 04:00:32] DrOfBaconNomics found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:23 towards level 52.
[04/25/16 06:20:00] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:05:12 is added to his clock.
[04/25/16 08:35:49] ville [394/782] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [450/624] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:52:13 is added to ville's clock.
[04/25/16 10:06:03] brendan, DrOfBaconNomics, and Beavis [1785/2623] have team battled PinkiePie, Gerdesas, and SarahD [197/1562] and won! 0 days, 03:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/16 11:54:59] SarahD [69/343] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [525/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:13 is added to SarahD's clock.
[04/25/16 20:50:43] freeboson [410/584] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [436/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:54:25 is added to freeboson's clock.
[04/25/16 22:00:45] DrOfBaconNomics, Chuck, and agrajag [636/1786] have team battled bl4ckscor3, vrillusions, and damyan [1993/2446] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/16 06:00:05] DrOfBaconNomics [113/624] has challenged pfoley [179/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/26/16 08:57:50] Adar, Aramil, and Str1ngS [88/1293] have team battled Mateusz, TauPan, and DrOfBaconNomics [919/1686] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/16 10:10:21] Rapier- [153/218] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [279/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Rapier-'s clock.
[04/26/16 17:37:39] Herb_Tarlek [2/11] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [416/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/16 04:21:50] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:27 towards level 53.
[04/28/16 20:08:58] vegadark [186/409] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [82/624] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:59:07 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/29/16 02:11:14] Hydrogenum [381/527] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [159/624] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:48:44 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[04/29/16 21:18:39] IdleMaster [103/479] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [409/624] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:17:03 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/01/16 08:06:00] Archoak [6/132] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [323/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Archoak's clock.
[05/01/16 14:34:25] DrOfBaconNomics [326/624] has challenged basepi [183/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:24:36 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/02/16 00:42:01] Oooooog, kier, and bl4ckscor3 [788/1904] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Ttech, and Frogging101 [1681/2735] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 04:36:09] DrOfBaconNomics [54/624] has come upon MJ94 [425/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:25:30 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/02/16 20:46:02] DrOfBaconNomics stole Agent86's level 33 amulet while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 25 amulet behind, which Agent86 then takes.
[05/03/16 05:14:22] Adar, HeavyPodda, and DrOfBaconNomics [965/2118] have team battled MadMan, theemstra, and MontyZuma [1189/2136] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/16 10:49:00] MrGlass [127/611] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [154/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:35 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/04/16 19:22:53] gabriel, Pithlit, and brycec [2019/2022] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, yasdorian, and m0shbear [1754/1854] and won! 0 days, 06:46:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 02:31:13] ifsp, everbrew, and Darky [1161/1472] have team battled vegadark, DrOfBaconNomics, and HeavyPodda [1843/1950] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 07:57:57] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:31 towards level 53.
[05/06/16 12:20:18] DrOfBaconNomics [317/631] has challenged basepi [371/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:10 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/06/16 13:30:25] DrOfBaconNomics was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:01:27 from level 53.
[05/09/16 08:32:01] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:55 towards level 53.
[05/10/16 21:56:21] DrOfBaconNomics gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:34 towards level 53.
[05/11/16 07:05:53] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:52 towards level 53.
[05/11/16 07:22:05] himuraken [16/489] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [479/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:12 is added to himuraken's clock.
[05/11/16 11:51:50] Intee [19/405] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [136/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Intee's clock.
[05/11/16 17:31:11] DoomedExistence [156/548] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [387/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:59 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[05/12/16 21:11:24] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:06:22 is added to his clock.
[05/13/16 02:36:16] DrOfBaconNomics [387/631] has challenged pixelate [259/529] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/15/16 11:12:08] Tratos [280/663] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [512/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:08 is added to Tratos's clock.
[05/15/16 11:35:05] Pascal [518/597] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [232/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:22 is removed from Pascal's clock.
[05/16/16 11:19:41] IndigoTiger [138/167] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [72/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:20 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[05/16/16 14:57:42] DrOfBaconNomics [84/631] has come upon blind [336/777] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:04:24 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/17/16 15:37:02] Shayy [14/271] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [253/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Shayy's clock.
[05/19/16 14:58:53] DrOfBaconNomics [545/631] has challenged shandor [284/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:37:36 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/19/16 23:04:02] DrOfBaconNomics was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:43 from level 54.
[05/20/16 08:05:12] honkybonky [158/731] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [147/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:47 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[05/20/16 11:28:37] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:03 towards level 54.
[05/21/16 05:51:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrOfBaconNomics with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 01:31:01 from level 54.
[05/21/16 23:57:40] DrOfBaconNomics ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:20 from level 54.
[05/22/16 15:02:14] SarahD [278/465] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [573/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:14 is added to SarahD's clock.
[05/22/16 18:17:45] Jareeta [771/1054] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [329/631] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:45:52 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/22/16 20:27:27] Simie [290/819] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [606/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:12 is added to Simie's clock.
[05/23/16 18:54:03] Schrodinger [117/451] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [341/634] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:44:08 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[05/24/16 18:55:32] DrOfBaconNomics ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:58 from level 54.
[05/25/16 06:35:32] Kalinakov [58/388] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [121/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Kalinakov's clock.
[05/25/16 16:12:26] Lemelisk, hannesenator, and oooooooooooooooo [338/2296] have team battled FakeWizard, buyoq, and DrOfBaconNomics [1405/1585] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 14:12:35] Diitto [804/1161] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [144/634] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:07:45 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[05/27/16 14:27:46] DrOfBaconNomics was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:23 from level 54.
[05/27/16 22:56:41] Ironhoof, roy, and DrOfBaconNomics [1633/1773] have team battled Eiam, Mirc0p, and Cypher [1581/2140] and won! 1 day, 15:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/16 13:16:49] DrOfBaconNomics found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:33 towards level 54.
[05/31/16 01:43:42] DrOfBaconNomics [4/634] has challenged Frogging101 [246/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:19 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/01/16 00:18:42] DrOfBaconNomics slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DrOfBaconNomics's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/16 18:36:05] Jareeta [449/1054] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [334/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:23 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[06/02/16 06:34:14] DrOfBaconNomics misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:23 from level 54.
[06/03/16 01:46:06] DrOfBaconNomics was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:03 towards level 54.
[06/03/16 09:16:31] DrOfBaconNomics [343/630] has challenged mordac [396/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/03/16 14:07:17] vBm [154/315] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [518/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to vBm's clock.
[06/05/16 04:29:23] Eldoreth, Sixbierehomme, and strugart [1273/1878] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, vegadark, and tehdude [329/1436] and won! 0 days, 13:44:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/16 08:54:52] pdg [307/392] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [177/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:33:42 is removed from pdg's clock.
[06/05/16 10:32:13] Ttech [1188/1393] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [476/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:49:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/06/16 01:42:55] Xenthys, lipek, and oooooooooooooooo [735/2231] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, joek, and DrOfBaconNomics [1632/1736] and lost! 0 days, 05:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 05:39:16] dindinx [131/442] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [25/630] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:36:57 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[06/06/16 06:01:48] DrOfBaconNomics had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:52 towards level 55.
[06/06/16 20:22:52] DrOfBaconNomics tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:13:37 towards level 55.
[06/07/16 02:47:18] Fluttershy [135/1062] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [458/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:11 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/07/16 12:08:59] DrOfBaconNomics discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:11:14 towards level 55.
[06/07/16 12:16:19] DrOfBaconNomics bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:59 towards level 55.
[06/08/16 09:59:11] DrOfBaconNomics [582/630] has challenged pixelate [471/529] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:22:29 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/08/16 11:02:57] Sir_Lemming, DrOfBaconNomics, and robox [41/1828] have team battled Plasmastar, KeboDK, and AbacusAvenger [1653/1654] and lost! 2 days, 02:58:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/16 14:19:43] DrOfBaconNomics was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:51 towards level 55.
[06/10/16 12:50:11] pfoley [56/589] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [357/630] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:21:25 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/10/16 18:12:06] DrOfBaconNomics invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:35 towards level 55.
[06/11/16 15:54:09] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:26 towards level 55.
[06/11/16 17:15:29] Lowbow, MrGlass, and prime [800/1915] have team battled zokko, DrOfBaconNomics, and tehdude [959/1576] and lost! 1 day, 09:11:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/16 18:58:14] vegadark [45/415] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [335/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/13/16 01:43:17] Jareeta [387/1064] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [103/630] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:32:23 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[06/13/16 13:50:03] DrOfBaconNomics reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DrOfBaconNomics's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/16 17:01:45] DrOfBaconNomics, Adar, and Pici [435/2034] have team battled vegadark, oooooooooooooooo, and TauPan [627/1095] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/16 22:39:04] DrOfBaconNomics was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:08 from level 55.
[06/14/16 18:58:46] dax [11/428] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [593/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:46 is added to dax's clock.
[06/15/16 05:10:19] jwon [168/552] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [169/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to jwon's clock.
[06/15/16 16:19:23] DrOfBaconNomics [631/635] has challenged colints [84/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:01 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/16/16 08:08:14] Milquetoast, Bradicus, and TauPan [765/1552] have team battled ville, Regnor, and DrOfBaconNomics [1864/2252] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/16 11:19:39] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:50:56 is added to his clock.
[06/18/16 02:07:15] iViLe, everbrew, and double [1703/2122] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, vrillusions, and simple [1779/2342] and lost! 1 day, 19:19:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 03:15:16] DrOfBaconNomics died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:28 from level 55.
[06/19/16 12:51:57] DrOfBaconNomics [519/635] has challenged Milquetoast [786/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:03 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/20/16 02:28:11] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:09 towards level 55.
[06/21/16 07:26:45] RBecker, blizgerg, and idisjunction [1836/2447] have team battled ChasedSpade, DrOfBaconNomics, and rharwood [383/1852] and won! 0 days, 15:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/16 20:57:42] DrOfBaconNomics fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:08 from level 55.
[06/21/16 22:44:48] DrOfBaconNomics was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:12 towards level 55.
[06/22/16 10:06:39] DrOfBaconNomics got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:07 from level 55.
[06/22/16 11:53:42] DrOfBaconNomics got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:22 towards level 55.
[06/22/16 21:14:55] DrOfBaconNomics [288/650] has challenged Crazycatlady [284/487] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/22/16 21:20:42] DrOfBaconNomics [355/650] has challenged Darky [787/854] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:01:43 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/23/16 23:32:06] keeper_c, grooverider, and Heisenberg [1366/2694] have team battled ThePhoenix47, Bvarne, and DrOfBaconNomics [1707/1790] and lost! 2 days, 12:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 19:46:05] DrOfBaconNomics [416/650] has challenged Schmid [267/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:54:38 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/26/16 01:45:47] ChasedSpade [339/695] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [204/650] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:01:52 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[06/28/16 01:04:45] DrOfBaconNomics [391/650] has challenged Agent86 [264/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:24:53 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/29/16 18:24:34] DrOfBaconNomics slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DrOfBaconNomics's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/16 05:49:08] DrOfBaconNomics [99/647] has come upon dclaw123 [132/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:59 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[07/01/16 05:04:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 2 days, 07:08:04 toward level 56.
[07/02/16 04:48:08] DrOfBaconNomics ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:17 from level 56.
[07/02/16 20:10:26] DrOfBaconNomics got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:40 from level 56.
[07/02/16 22:55:52] DrOfBaconNomics was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:38 from level 56.
[07/09/16 00:16:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 0 days, 11:05:01 toward level 56.
[07/09/16 02:24:18] DrOfBaconNomics was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:56 from level 56.
[07/09/16 10:07:56] DrOfBaconNomics set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:02 from level 56.
[07/09/16 17:43:44] eva42 [373/1120] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [69/647] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:59:16 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/09/16 19:58:41] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:17 towards level 56.
[07/17/16 01:36:50] stonehammer [241/355] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [427/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:03 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[07/17/16 07:42:42] DrOfBaconNomics learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:04 towards level 56.
[07/17/16 18:20:02] DrOfBaconNomics, Onceuponaban, BURUT, and Mirc0p have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/16 15:29:56] ifsp, DrOfBaconNomics, and XJR-9 [550/1607] have team battled Birdbones, Str1ngS, and MrGlass [29/2221] and won! 0 days, 01:11:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 20:14:14] DrOfBaconNomics [9/647] has challenged cjrc [167/482] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[07/19/16 03:33:24] DrOfBaconNomics [108/647] has challenged Eiam [548/662] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:29:12 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[07/19/16 23:41:10] Eiam [140/662] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [234/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:15:15 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/20/16 08:32:16] cirdan [528/777] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [564/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:51 is added to cirdan's clock.
[07/20/16 13:58:44] Str1ngS, kork, and sasaniak [1068/1498] have team battled Schmid, godog, and DrOfBaconNomics [1131/1671] and lost! 2 days, 17:20:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 15:11:44] Milquetoast [2/890] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [640/647] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:52:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/20/16 22:42:28] DrOfBaconNomics found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:06:56 towards level 57.
[07/22/16 14:40:45] PeterOJ [29/47] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [461/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to PeterOJ's clock.
[07/22/16 21:57:19] DrOfBaconNomics stole RBecker's level 55 ring while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 34 ring behind, which RBecker then takes.
[07/23/16 01:11:49] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:08:52 towards level 57.
[07/24/16 16:15:03] DrOfBaconNomics was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:43:15 from level 57.
[07/25/16 17:00:07] darkmage, Ttech, and PiotrekD [314/2831] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, yur, and zokko [1439/1691] and lost! 3 days, 03:29:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 12:51:27] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:30 towards level 57.
[07/26/16 19:29:17] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:25 towards level 57.
[07/26/16 22:43:43] Iri [14/128] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [465/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to Iri's clock.
[07/27/16 04:22:47] DrOfBaconNomics got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:22 from level 57.
[07/27/16 05:07:56] bigjay [534/1019] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [662/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:00 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/28/16 06:59:59] Kronos [344/413] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [580/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:12 is added to Kronos's clock.
[07/29/16 07:41:49] StevenVorth [144/214] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [12/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:27 is removed from StevenVorth's clock.
[07/29/16 10:18:24] DrOfBaconNomics, Douhet, and bootdisk [754/1997] have team battled PersonalJ, Iri, and Str1ngS [35/1528] and won! 0 days, 17:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 13:49:13] DrOfBaconNomics [245/666] has come upon Adar [170/579] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:31:12 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[07/31/16 03:33:48] SirNeo [353/449] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [17/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:35:06 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[07/31/16 06:38:48] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:56 towards level 57.
[07/31/16 11:29:22] bigjay [973/1045] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [436/666] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:54:35 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[08/01/16 05:29:46] DrOfBaconNomics caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:34 towards level 57.
[08/01/16 21:42:47] Kalinakov [497/680] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [207/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:14 is removed from Kalinakov's clock.
[08/02/16 02:44:41] Lemelisk [41/1126] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [651/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:16 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/02/16 07:31:06] PersonalJ, KeboDK, and DrOfBaconNomics [2112/2225] have team battled Adar, Fluttershy, and woonack [69/2147] and won! 1 day, 03:00:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/16 17:23:38] holloway [327/496] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [435/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:33 is added to holloway's clock.
[08/04/16 05:03:53] DrOfBaconNomics [497/666] has challenged Pithlit [2/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:23:56 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/04/16 20:02:22] NoodleCake, Killerkid, and sjums_the_great [182/2121] have team battled Sailor_Venus, RBecker, and DrOfBaconNomics [1496/1874] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/16 10:34:24] DrOfBaconNomics [571/666] has challenged Kalinakov [640/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:57 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/09/16 02:15:21] DrOfBaconNomics [364/666] has come upon roy [474/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:28 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/09/16 07:32:10] DrOfBaconNomics [14/666] has challenged Bradicus [187/379] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/09/16 08:52:50] abra0 [49/814] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [324/666] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:53:01 is added to abra0's clock.
[08/09/16 11:46:56] jenksy [708/883] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [322/666] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:34:43 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[08/11/16 06:42:50] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:56:55 is added to his clock.
[08/11/16 17:37:02] MadMan, DrOfBaconNomics, and strugart [1965/2133] have team battled vox, Mirc0p, and Cameron_D [1895/2511] and won! 0 days, 12:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/16 00:34:48] irix [289/1041] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [632/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:13 is added to irix's clock.
[08/12/16 05:52:30] fattrat [424/645] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [177/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:35:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/12/16 16:24:22] DrOfBaconNomics [475/666] has challenged soltys [130/624] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:03:12 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/13/16 06:18:25] SN4T14 [25/65] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [609/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[08/13/16 12:41:34] DrOfBaconNomics was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:49:45 from level 58.
[08/14/16 09:41:50] DrOfBaconNomics [478/666] has come upon PiotrekD [125/611] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:15:09 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/17/16 10:36:07] SN4T14 [202/250] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [627/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[08/17/16 14:38:27] DrOfBaconNomics had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:42 towards level 58.
[08/17/16 22:06:34] xa [9/26] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [275/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to xa's clock.
[08/18/16 02:42:13] moffz0r [108/114] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [91/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:07 is removed from moffz0r's clock.
[08/18/16 04:04:10] WallIdl [50/735] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [372/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:58:21 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/18/16 07:30:03] DrOfBaconNomics was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:16:47 from level 58.
[08/19/16 15:53:23] DrOfBaconNomics [398/666] has come upon honkybonky [534/821] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:27:09 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/20/16 06:04:59] DrOfBaconNomics [272/666] has come upon Bkid [612/642] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:15:18 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/22/16 04:00:49] PriceChild, Milquetoast, and DrOfBaconNomics [140/2198] have team battled allo, zid, and Bvarne [712/2086] and lost! 3 days, 16:42:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 13:04:38] Cenhinen, Diitto, and gabriel [1138/2996] have team battled Bkid, Firien, and DrOfBaconNomics [244/2186] and won! 5 days, 16:35:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 01:41:00] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:56:56 towards level 58.
[08/23/16 02:58:10] Bradicus [158/341] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [563/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:03 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[08/23/16 06:34:07] DrOfBaconNomics [434/666] has challenged Beavis [72/1046] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:20:42 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/23/16 14:45:17] Sixbierehomme [323/712] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [30/666] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:47:53 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/27/16 03:45:36] DrOfBaconNomics [282/666] has come upon PersonalJ [309/745] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:30:07 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[08/27/16 23:04:13] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:54 towards level 58.
[08/29/16 03:12:32] fattrat [544/645] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [73/666] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:46:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/29/16 22:22:27] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:51:43 is added to his clock.
[09/01/16 03:33:40] Birdbones [171/972] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [335/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:27:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/01/16 08:11:07] DrOfBaconNomics found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:51 towards level 58.
[09/03/16 10:28:17] irix [236/1041] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [561/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:56:53 is added to irix's clock.
[09/03/16 20:56:04] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:03 towards level 58.
[09/04/16 09:42:27] dxrt [948/984] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [642/666] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:17:58 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[09/05/16 16:45:25] Plasmastar [222/342] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [77/666] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:36:28 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[09/06/16 18:17:35] Samus, zokko, and Cameron_D [2170/2450] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, woonack, and MrGlass [1216/1662] and won! 2 days, 01:56:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 08:16:26] DrOfBaconNomics [661/666] has come upon BURUT [629/912] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:54 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/07/16 17:08:39] Evrial, elf, and dindinx [1828/1982] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Pithlit, and Bradicus [781/1627] and won! 0 days, 21:56:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/16 03:43:12] DrOfBaconNomics [562/666] has challenged PinkiePie [164/598] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/14/16 06:57:50] DrOfBaconNomics got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:35:40 from level 59.
[09/16/16 21:19:08] DrOfBaconNomics found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:30 towards level 59.
[09/17/16 06:29:14] DrOfBaconNomics [306/666] has challenged Brainiac [143/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:58:20 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/18/16 03:36:43] DrOfBaconNomics [37/666] has challenged theZoMBiE [801/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:27:57 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/18/16 18:01:35] DrOfBaconNomics [520/666] has come upon Oooooog [348/516] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:50:04 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/18/16 21:21:49] DrOfBaconNomics ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:41:10 from level 59.
[09/19/16 01:32:01] DrOfBaconNomics stole bl4ckscor3's level 49 weapon while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 28 weapon behind, which bl4ckscor3 then takes.
[09/20/16 03:14:37] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:40 towards level 59.
[09/20/16 05:29:01] pfoley [542/646] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [300/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:17:11 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[09/20/16 11:33:59] bl4ckscor3 [460/535] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [619/684] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:22:40 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/20/16 17:48:11] PocketKiller [221/394] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [213/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from PocketKiller's clock.
[09/20/16 19:01:21] DrOfBaconNomics was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:34:29 from level 59.
[09/21/16 00:53:45] DrOfBaconNomics [419/684] has come upon shandor [707/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:29:33 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/16 07:49:38] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:27 towards level 59.
[09/22/16 10:32:11] DrOfBaconNomics [71/684] has come upon kier [821/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:27 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/16 14:01:29] DrOfBaconNomics, Anaxyn, and Herb_Tarlek [1564/1920] have team battled yano, IndigoTiger, and Boohbah [299/1813] and won! 2 days, 22:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/16 17:52:57] DrOfBaconNomics discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:59 towards level 59.
[09/23/16 09:11:50] Mithkabob, DrOfBaconNomics, AngryParsley, and ville have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/16 01:53:00] DrOfBaconNomics stole brycec's level 236 weapon while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 49 weapon behind, which brycec then takes.
[10/09/16 01:39:20] pants [249/722] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [404/853] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:45:27 is added to pants's clock.
[10/10/16 01:55:30] darkmage [128/882] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [498/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:48:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/10/16 02:11:58] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:41 towards level 59.
[10/10/16 20:42:22] gipyelrah, DrOfBaconNomics, and sjefen6 [858/2379] have team battled Doctor, pants, and theZoMBiE [1383/2575] and lost! 2 days, 09:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 21:04:39] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:54 towards level 59.
[10/16/16 06:24:20] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:09 towards level 59.
[10/16/16 16:02:06] Boohbah [549/748] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [153/862] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:01:24 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[10/16/16 21:36:38] JensRex, ChasedSpade, and dwfreed [776/1656] have team battled Bkid, DrOfBaconNomics, and Reilly [271/1742] and won! 1 day, 09:21:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/16 23:20:46] DrOfBaconNomics stole SlowRiot's level 65 helm while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 61 helm behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[10/19/16 04:04:29] DrOfBaconNomics, fangfufu, robochot, and IndigoTiger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/16 17:03:22] yano, woonack, and Pithlit [94/1509] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Lor, and kenyon [270/2395] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 21:38:43] DrOfBaconNomics stole MJ94's level 294 pair of boots while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 250 pair of boots behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[10/20/16 07:58:39] Ttech [621/1491] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [306/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:12 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/21/16 03:39:50] LordH, Furry, and damyan [922/2558] have team battled Sixbierehomme, keepermurf, and DrOfBaconNomics [2259/2509] and lost! 0 days, 07:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/16 08:16:02] DrOfBaconNomics got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:28 towards level 59.
[10/22/16 21:20:13] Adar [126/595] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [219/905] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:13:49 is added to Adar's clock.
[10/23/16 05:35:10] DrOfBaconNomics, Iri, and stonehammer [1883/2044] have team battled Pithlit, LukeLR, and Adar [151/1460] and won! 0 days, 05:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/16 06:39:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 0 days, 05:11:27 toward level 59.
[10/23/16 15:02:55] eva42 [757/1269] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [434/905] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:50:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/23/16 23:06:10] DrOfBaconNomics [742/978] has challenged dwfreed [71/515] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/26/16 01:42:42] DrOfBaconNomics was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:49:57 from level 60.
[10/27/16 20:27:21] Scarp [92/234] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [274/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Scarp's clock.
[10/28/16 07:33:02] stonehammer [755/786] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [712/978] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:31 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[10/28/16 11:14:12] woonack [285/456] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [519/978] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:41:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/29/16 02:51:02] DrOfBaconNomics [852/978] has challenged Merkel [122/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:17:59 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/30/16 12:31:41] allo, Mateusz, and Herb_Tarlek [1358/1798] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, bete_noire, and dclaw123 [1861/2014] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/16 13:03:05] DrOfBaconNomics [186/978] has challenged shymega [248/338] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:31:35 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/01/16 00:59:59] Birdbones, MetaNova, and Iceman [1396/1634] have team battled zankore, Mylon, and DrOfBaconNomics [18/1988] and won! 0 days, 02:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 23:43:14] lipek, MetaNova, and Merkel [247/2229] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, blizgerg, and dindinx [687/2236] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/16 00:27:13] Lios [752/823] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [499/978] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:20:39 is removed from Lios's clock.
[11/05/16 02:16:51] DrOfBaconNomics learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:50 towards level 60.
[11/05/16 14:09:39] DrOfBaconNomics was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:33 towards level 60.
[11/06/16 01:00:50] DrOfBaconNomics [751/978] has challenged XJR-9 [429/714] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:02:24 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/06/16 03:56:42] brycec, Firien, and xa [1090/1802] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, dtype, and Zaratustra [2043/2130] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 11:41:39] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:01 towards level 60.
[11/07/16 04:30:52] droogie, SN4T14, and strugart [1124/2556] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Sixbierehomme, and jenksy [2371/2581] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 22:54:32] DrOfBaconNomics broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:08:39 from level 60.
[11/08/16 00:18:56] DrOfBaconNomics [162/978] has challenged Doctor [273/970] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:26:51 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/08/16 06:21:14] nikoJ [313/454] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [298/978] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:41:29 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[11/09/16 03:28:58] a1291762 [290/1029] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [245/978] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:18:35 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[11/11/16 16:14:28] robox [472/636] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [451/978] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:28:26 is removed from robox's clock.
[11/11/16 19:00:24] sasaniak, jstg, and DrOfBaconNomics [1881/2114] have team battled Iceman, droogie, and a1291762 [1685/2349] and won! 2 days, 17:32:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 02:52:45] Doctor, MadMan, and gipyelrah [2391/2705] have team battled Fluttershy, zankore, and DrOfBaconNomics [1475/2830] and won! 1 day, 08:26:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 05:36:13] MJ94, Asara, and Heisenberg [744/2829] have team battled Nofew, DrOfBaconNomics, and Pithlit [7/2465] and won! 1 day, 07:12:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 07:03:23] DrOfBaconNomics was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:24 towards level 60.
[11/17/16 08:03:38] DrOfBaconNomics found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:17 towards level 60.
[11/18/16 09:23:14] DrOfBaconNomics was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:28 towards level 60.
[11/20/16 06:46:18] fattrat [232/645] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [899/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:46:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/21/16 05:48:34] DrOfBaconNomics [396/978] has come upon hannesenator [511/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:07:48 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/21/16 19:43:07] DrOfBaconNomics met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:12 from level 60.
[11/22/16 00:52:31] DrOfBaconNomics, SirMonkeybox, and Zoddo [238/2186] have team battled Meta, brycec, and Relayer [336/1690] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/16 05:49:23] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:02:38 is added to his clock.
[11/22/16 10:17:00] DrOfBaconNomics [45/978] has challenged eva42 [180/1258] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/22/16 19:08:10] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 16:16:13 is added to his clock.
[11/24/16 15:50:40] DrOfBaconNomics [178/978] has challenged SirMonkeybox [575/627] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:28 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/24/16 15:59:59] borsin [47/423] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [288/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:23 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/25/16 20:50:56] DrOfBaconNomics fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:41:49 from level 61.
[11/26/16 10:25:11] IndigoTiger [292/1025] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [975/978] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:14:08 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/27/16 05:25:36] DrOfBaconNomics got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:46:41 towards level 61.
[11/27/16 09:00:56] Darky, Bkid, and SN4T14 [460/1961] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, eva42, and petrichor [1075/2831] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/16 20:51:20] DrOfBaconNomics [819/978] has come upon bootdisk [396/596] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:01:32 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/28/16 16:43:45] GilbertErik [12/538] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [518/978] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:32:23 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/29/16 14:48:37] DrOfBaconNomics got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:38:41 from level 61.
[11/30/16 07:37:31] Str1ngS, IndigoTiger, and Evrial [400/2241] have team battled Relayer, gabriel, and DrOfBaconNomics [887/2646] and lost! 2 days, 06:52:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 21:49:34] kenyon [510/1093] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [883/978] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:21:44 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/01/16 12:03:59] DrOfBaconNomics, bete_noire, Captain_Chaos, and blizgerg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/16 05:12:07] DrOfBaconNomics broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:28:09 from level 61.
[12/04/16 05:58:41] DrOfBaconNomics discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:55 towards level 61.
[12/04/16 07:06:16] Bloonface [217/347] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [833/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Bloonface's clock.
[12/07/16 03:25:42] DrOfBaconNomics stole Xenthys's level 75 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 40 pair of gloves behind, which Xenthys then takes.
[12/07/16 05:50:28] DrOfBaconNomics [633/1012] has challenged Reilly [261/418] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:32:26 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/07/16 11:49:01] XJR-9, rt, and astropoint [619/1770] have team battled zokko, DrOfBaconNomics, and borsin [2161/2170] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 14:02:55] holloway, arg8bluefan, and Captain_Chaos [139/1008] have team battled droogie, Ironhoof, and DrOfBaconNomics [1141/2649] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 06:48:37] DrOfBaconNomics [157/1012] has come upon Bloonface [59/348] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:28:11 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/09/16 02:02:08] DrOfBaconNomics died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:12:25 from level 61.
[12/09/16 02:08:07] Sundance [443/462] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [820/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:26 is added to Sundance's clock.
[12/11/16 19:34:12] DrOfBaconNomics [472/1012] has challenged robox [50/646] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:15:02 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/12/16 05:50:17] DrOfBaconNomics [485/1012] has come upon blind [773/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:43:37 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/12/16 06:11:53] DrOfBaconNomics [22/1012] has come upon pagz [139/343] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:02:05 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/12/16 09:43:06] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:47:40 is added to his clock.
[12/12/16 16:02:06] RistoUuranmaki [587/661] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [17/1012] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:54:51 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/13/16 03:43:59] zokko, Mateusz, and Nofew [1226/2543] have team battled grooverider, Babar, and DrOfBaconNomics [1536/2901] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 10:49:46] DrOfBaconNomics [803/1012] has challenged yano [21/556] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:19:50 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/13/16 11:15:42] DrOfBaconNomics, holloway, Realmy, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/16 02:33:21] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:07 towards level 61.
[12/15/16 07:20:32] DrOfBaconNomics bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:17 towards level 61.
[12/15/16 17:38:28] woonack, DrOfBaconNomics, and rt [1481/1879] have team battled KeboDK, bl4ckscor3, and unicron [2115/2117] and lost! 0 days, 09:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/16 02:00:23] shandor, agrajag, and Milquetoast [929/2461] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, shymega, and sjefen6 [789/1814] and won! 4 days, 21:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 04:15:52] AngryParsley [612/802] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [166/1012] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:29:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/16/16 04:15:52] AngryParsley has dealt DrOfBaconNomics a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:24:13 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/16/16 15:56:32] DrOfBaconNomics [525/1012] has come upon Levivig [517/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:05:19 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/17/16 20:15:51] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:13:14 is added to his clock.
[12/18/16 01:53:43] damyan, Reilly, and Mithkabob [942/1881] have team battled Woona, AbacusAvenger, and DrOfBaconNomics [2193/2386] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/16 07:52:51] DrOfBaconNomics [977/1012] has come upon unicron [501/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:54:04 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/19/16 20:11:32] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:26:33 is added to his clock.
[12/20/16 15:58:27] Darky [507/842] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [353/1012] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:16:27 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/21/16 06:50:46] Relayer, RistoUuranmaki, and arlen [1056/1916] have team battled Taffer, DrOfBaconNomics, and Merkel [31/2540] and won! 0 days, 05:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/16 01:11:50] FakeWizard [354/825] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [441/1012] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:38:34 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/23/16 18:26:32] Mithkabob [429/477] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [162/1016] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:28:43 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[12/23/16 21:27:33] desspugne [885/987] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [240/1016] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:34:20 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[12/24/16 02:11:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 2 days, 02:51:19 toward level 61.
[12/24/16 20:58:51] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:14 towards level 61.
[12/25/16 11:42:39] DrOfBaconNomics [826/1016] has challenged stonehammer [253/816] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/25/16 15:04:54] tspange, MadMan, and Gizmokid2005 [2368/2390] have team battled Eldoreth, DrOfBaconNomics, and pixelate [1946/2251] and won! 1 day, 03:16:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 18:44:55] ville [447/795] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [356/1016] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from ville's clock.
[12/26/16 17:38:23] borsin [423/444] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [597/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:37 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/27/16 10:58:15] DrOfBaconNomics [627/1016] has challenged idisjunction [897/1064] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:53:32 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/27/16 13:49:03] Silvanus_Betrium [756/851] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [435/1016] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[12/27/16 17:00:27] pants [548/729] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [837/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:22 is added to pants's clock.
[12/28/16 14:08:24] XJR-9 [428/703] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [453/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:22:53 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[12/29/16 01:18:59] DrOfBaconNomics had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:25:27 towards level 62.
[12/29/16 06:14:18] DrOfBaconNomics [958/1016] has challenged zid [344/841] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:50:02 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/29/16 09:15:23] DrOfBaconNomics [7/1016] has challenged Sundance [432/514] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:46:24 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/29/16 20:34:20] darkmage, kenyon, and abra0 [933/2881] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, IdleMaster, and JuanMaestro [2044/2088] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/16 05:02:15] DrOfBaconNomics was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:08:46 towards level 62.
[01/01/17 14:48:30] DrOfBaconNomics found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:17 towards level 62.
[01/01/17 18:42:04] DrOfBaconNomics met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:46 from level 62.
[01/02/17 02:21:30] DrOfBaconNomics [602/1016] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [124/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:21:21 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[01/02/17 22:54:14] DrOfBaconNomics EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:12:24 from level 62.
[01/03/17 12:54:20] DrOfBaconNomics [452/1016] has come upon suterismus [1255/1266] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:47:34 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[01/03/17 19:45:05] unicron [448/753] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [320/1016] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/04/17 16:52:25] DrOfBaconNomics [22/1016] has come upon RBecker [667/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:48:48 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[01/05/17 22:52:15] DrOfBaconNomics found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:46:24 towards level 62.
[01/06/17 18:34:11] DrOfBaconNomics bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:16:13 towards level 62.
[01/06/17 19:51:59] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:23:22 towards level 62.
[01/07/17 20:51:41] RistoUuranmaki [456/661] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [754/1016] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:43:27 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/08/17 14:14:12] darkmage [532/939] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [180/1016] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:22:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/09/17 04:20:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 13 days, 05:01:26 toward level 62.
[01/09/17 06:59:33] Merkel, bl4ckscor3, and Euronur [1776/1988] have team battled Mateusz, vrillusions, and DrOfBaconNomics [387/2869] and won! 0 days, 19:02:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 09:54:07] Doctor [636/959] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [787/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:14 is added to Doctor's clock.
[01/09/17 14:48:56] DrOfBaconNomics gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:32 towards level 62.
[01/13/17 05:28:15] DrOfBaconNomics [509/1016] has challenged agrajag [399/769] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:10:50 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[01/13/17 05:28:15] In the fierce battle, agrajag dropped his level 49 set of leggings! DrOfBaconNomics picks it up, tossing his old level 45 set of leggings to agrajag.
[01/13/17 06:28:00] DrOfBaconNomics was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:38:43 from level 62.
[01/14/17 22:28:26] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:48:00 is added to his clock.
[01/15/17 12:48:24] V`ger [561/602] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [230/1019] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:54:39 is removed from V`ger's clock.

[01/15/17 19:21:55] DrOfBaconNomics, osannatas, and Herb_Tarlek [383/2102] have team battled Doctor, Majak, and Sixbierehomme [279/2211] and won! 0 days, 05:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/17 01:38:06] DrOfBaconNomics met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:29 from level 62.
[02/14/17 01:09:49] Bvarne, DrOfBaconNomics, and elbie [810/2265] have team battled shymega, ToHellWithGA, and Crazycatlady [1025/1456] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/17 21:20:22] basepi, Xenthys, and DrOfBaconNomics [2426/2523] have team battled darkmage, neurospex, and abra0 [432/3027] and won! 1 day, 04:42:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 00:02:58] DrOfBaconNomics bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:41 towards level 62.
[03/13/17 05:18:14] Majak, MrGlass, and GilbertErik [1466/1926] have team battled yasdorian, HeavyPodda, and DrOfBaconNomics [1976/2413] and lost! 1 day, 15:24:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/17 07:42:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 2 days, 06:44:15 toward level 62.
[03/13/17 21:38:15] DrOfBaconNomics grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:09 towards level 62.
[03/14/17 06:27:04] johngaden [23/292] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [147/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:56 is added to johngaden's clock.
[03/14/17 21:37:40] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:27:42 is added to his clock.
[03/15/17 07:51:49] mwhahaha, DrOfBaconNomics, neurospex, and RedW have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/17 12:04:27] DrOfBaconNomics [629/1019] has challenged Meta [878/907] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/16/17 20:28:33] DrOfBaconNomics [892/1019] has come upon elf [432/894] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:46:03 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/18/17 08:38:24] DrOfBaconNomics [360/1019] has challenged fattrat [180/1124] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:20:35 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/19/17 09:16:42] J [431/480] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [980/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:54 is added to J's clock.
[03/19/17 14:01:02] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:19:56 is added to his clock.
[03/19/17 18:24:44] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:22:18 is added to his clock.
[03/20/17 23:26:02] DrOfBaconNomics [36/1019] has challenged Crazycatlady [485/567] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:03:59 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/20/17 23:47:31] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:08:01 is added to his clock.
[03/21/17 07:19:18] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:47:50 towards level 63.
[03/22/17 11:22:17] MrGlass [895/1069] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [406/1019] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:09:24 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[03/22/17 14:02:25] DrOfBaconNomics [281/1019] has come upon fattrat [668/1124] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:26:46 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/22/17 16:03:57] Aeyaneron [438/451] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [531/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:27 is added to Aeyaneron's clock.
[03/22/17 20:54:34] DrOfBaconNomics, WallIdl, and Heisenberg [320/2740] have team battled darkmage, Cameron_D, and fangfufu [2158/2920] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/17 09:22:29] DrOfBaconNomics [96/1019] has come upon suterismus [697/1275] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:51:15 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/24/17 14:51:44] DrOfBaconNomics [934/1019] has come upon neurospex [713/1256] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:13:07 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/24/17 20:02:40] DrOfBaconNomics had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:24:09 towards level 63.
[03/25/17 00:55:59] DrOfBaconNomics found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:03 towards level 63.
[03/26/17 16:56:17] kork, Bradicus, and CornFly [1839/1845] have team battled NoodleCake, droogie, and DrOfBaconNomics [1582/2620] and won! 2 days, 01:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 09:30:20] DrOfBaconNomics [455/1041] has challenged shandor [509/588] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:23:37 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/27/17 14:04:17] DrOfBaconNomics burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! DrOfBaconNomics's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/17 20:34:20] Sundance [266/719] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [782/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:56 is added to Sundance's clock.
[03/28/17 18:42:01] vegadark [133/445] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [467/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:33:33 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/29/17 17:51:39] PriceChild [403/640] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [590/1036] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:00:55 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[03/30/17 01:39:56] TheGrumpyScot [249/254] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [199/1036] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:46:20 is removed from TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/30/17 08:15:24] DrOfBaconNomics [623/1036] has come upon Meta [769/907] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:22:55 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/30/17 15:10:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrOfBaconNomics 6 days, 18:44:46 toward level 63.
[04/01/17 02:45:12] zankore [726/815] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [977/1036] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:23:26 is added to zankore's clock.
[04/01/17 21:15:18] DrOfBaconNomics [941/1036] has challenged Lios [378/815] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:31:19 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/02/17 11:54:24] DrOfBaconNomics [22/1036] has come upon Tzic [255/863] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:48:25 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/02/17 20:16:10] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:37:51 is added to his clock.
[04/02/17 20:22:15] vegadark [243/452] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [537/1036] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:38:26 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/03/17 18:29:07] DrOfBaconNomics [735/1036] has challenged bootdisk [520/633] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:36:10 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/04/17 07:50:24] Syloq, shymega, and DrOfBaconNomics [1707/1835] have team battled darkmage, everbrew, and Bradicus [834/2325] and won! 0 days, 03:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 11:34:29] allo [85/489] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [276/1036] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:09:43 is added to allo's clock.
[04/05/17 05:16:49] MetaNova [6/365] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [847/1036] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:00:49 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/05/17 08:56:34] ncarl747 [542/696] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [194/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[04/07/17 23:19:26] DrOfBaconNomics, TauPan, Avocet, and pfoley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/17 20:24:00] RBecker [656/783] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [353/1036] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:08 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/09/17 01:34:50] grooverider [843/1100] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [680/1036] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:17:19 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[04/09/17 10:13:16] DrOfBaconNomics [250/1036] has challenged tspange [572/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:37:53 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/11/17 17:02:57] Asara, Sixbierehomme, and Misza [1176/2767] have team battled himuraken, DrOfBaconNomics, and SlowRiot [153/2722] and won! 0 days, 15:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 16:21:49] DrOfBaconNomics [722/1036] has come upon osannatas [390/620] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:42:19 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/14/17 18:09:48] dxrt, brendan, and DrOfBaconNomics [2226/3336] have team battled Syloq, IdleMaster, and awgh [776/1279] and won! 0 days, 13:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 14:25:36] DrOfBaconNomics bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:32 towards level 63.
[04/16/17 03:51:42] Lim [0/1] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [727/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Lim's clock.
[04/16/17 10:22:24] qbit [559/670] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [941/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:27:51 is added to qbit's clock.
[04/16/17 19:07:41] DrOfBaconNomics [648/1036] has challenged zankore [707/811] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/17/17 13:05:00] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:57:20 towards level 64.
[04/17/17 14:20:20] Virtual, SudoKing, and tspange [2157/2175] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, borsin, and Taffer [1525/2182] and won! 1 day, 04:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/17 16:40:34] DrOfBaconNomics was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:11:51 towards level 64.
[04/19/17 12:52:27] sjefen6 [36/408] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [125/1036] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:24:36 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/20/17 12:00:59] kline [112/425] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [535/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:14:14 is added to kline's clock.
[04/22/17 04:09:29] dwfreed [204/500] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [122/1036] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:14:54 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/22/17 06:11:06] DrOfBaconNomics bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:18:48 from level 64.
[04/22/17 12:18:47] glook [110/378] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [968/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:20 is added to glook's clock.
[04/22/17 14:36:03] DrOfBaconNomics [721/1036] has come upon XJR-9 [85/689] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:05:31 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/22/17 22:52:24] DrOfBaconNomics [894/1036] has come upon Brainiac [285/727] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:50:55 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/24/17 07:34:22] DrOfBaconNomics was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:52 towards level 64.
[04/24/17 12:47:24] DrOfBaconNomics found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:48 towards level 64.
[04/27/17 02:07:06] kork, AbrahamLinksys, and osannatas [1038/1582] have team battled RedW, simple, and DrOfBaconNomics [1459/2863] and lost! 0 days, 22:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/17 16:09:33] Sampuki [16/154] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [245/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Sampuki's clock.
[04/27/17 19:53:38] Milquetoast [13/952] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [43/1036] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:02:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/27/17 21:06:13] DrOfBaconNomics [109/1036] has challenged Bkid [412/911] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:03:33 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/27/17 21:49:44] DrOfBaconNomics lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:05:38 from level 64.
[04/27/17 21:56:56] MetaNova [349/366] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [696/1036] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:32:25 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/27/17 22:05:36] MetaNova [31/366] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [474/1036] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:45:57 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/30/17 02:11:07] DrOfBaconNomics misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:17:49 from level 64.
[04/30/17 05:25:25] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:06:48 is added to his clock.
[05/02/17 17:50:05] DrOfBaconNomics [998/1036] has challenged IdleBot [1047/1639] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:26:25 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/02/17 20:51:12] Syloq [184/292] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [280/1036] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:24:23 is added to Syloq's clock.
[05/04/17 09:57:50] DrOfBaconNomics was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:20:08 towards level 64.
[05/05/17 04:22:23] cirdan [146/817] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [698/1036] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:28 is added to cirdan's clock.
[05/05/17 08:43:38] DrOfBaconNomics stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:47 towards level 64.
[05/05/17 12:41:05] max, DrOfBaconNomics, and Tzic [962/2672] have team battled nfsnobody, sjums_the_great, and Zye [595/1894] and won! 1 day, 08:30:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 09:12:40] DrOfBaconNomics invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:36:47 towards level 64.
[05/07/17 15:34:34] DrOfBaconNomics [351/1046] has challenged allo [226/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:14:47 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/07/17 22:37:09] DrOfBaconNomics [1038/1046] has challenged sjefen6 [378/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:10:09 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/08/17 16:51:06] DrOfBaconNomics, SudoKing, damyan, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/17 04:46:17] KingQuackers [59/120] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [750/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[05/09/17 19:54:23] glook [55/412] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [820/1046] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:35:38 is added to glook's clock.
[05/10/17 02:57:45] DrOfBaconNomics bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:25 towards level 64.
[05/10/17 20:03:09] Hodor [154/572] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [358/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:20:06 is added to Hodor's clock.
[05/11/17 02:14:02] DrOfBaconNomics [19/1046] has come upon WallIdl [232/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:08:34 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/11/17 06:06:49] DrOfBaconNomics [758/1046] has challenged unicron [493/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:25 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/11/17 13:09:31] DrOfBaconNomics [420/1046] has challenged blind [583/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:10 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/11/17 22:05:44] robox, mordac, and Milquetoast [1782/2489] have team battled neurospex, DrOfBaconNomics, and Cypher [2941/3290] and lost! 3 days, 20:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 06:16:00] SynthesizerPatel [293/1045] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [1004/1046] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:31 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/12/17 09:17:08] DrOfBaconNomics [338/1046] has challenged theZoMBiE [839/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:58 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/12/17 22:03:40] Gatewayy, johnthebear, and DrOfBaconNomics [2095/2425] have team battled pants, vrillusions, and elbie [1311/2498] and won! 0 days, 15:02:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 04:23:32] DrOfBaconNomics was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:11 from level 64.
[05/15/17 07:54:33] DrOfBaconNomics EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:08 from level 64.
[05/15/17 13:28:55] DrOfBaconNomics [493/1046] has challenged xa [294/469] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/18/17 13:49:26] DrOfBaconNomics was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:23:19 towards level 65.
[05/20/17 09:05:58] Andries, AbacusAvenger, and kinopu [1581/1831] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, zid, and DrOfBaconNomics [2157/2377] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 08:34:44] abra0 [725/980] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [1002/1046] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to abra0's clock.
[05/22/17 00:21:12] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:19:41 is added to his clock.
[05/23/17 16:49:21] DrOfBaconNomics was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:46:47 from level 65.
[05/23/17 22:03:38] Frogging101, DrOfBaconNomics, and Virtual [100/2291] have team battled holloway, Psilocybe, and Oooooog [1121/1872] and lost! 3 days, 22:42:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 00:24:22] DrOfBaconNomics [224/1046] has challenged pfoley [197/654] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:26:51 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/24/17 13:27:15] DrOfBaconNomics [819/1046] has challenged ruan [102/522] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:38:33 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/24/17 17:45:42] Avocet, astrutt, and DrOfBaconNomics [143/1956] have team battled Pici, HeavyPodda, and stvc [692/2150] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 12:52:08] DrOfBaconNomics discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:03 towards level 65.
[05/25/17 17:37:32] DrOfBaconNomics bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:47 towards level 65.
[05/26/17 02:47:42] dan, kline, and DrOfBaconNomics [1418/1659] have team battled MetaNova, canton7, and borsin [1192/1627] and won! 0 days, 00:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 11:42:41] vegadark [219/488] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [697/1046] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:24:38 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/27/17 21:35:20] Bl4ckC0r3, blizgerg, and Birdbones [1020/2469] have team battled Psilocybe, DrOfBaconNomics, and idisjunction [1851/2746] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 00:42:36] DrOfBaconNomics misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:22:01 from level 65.
[05/28/17 07:47:05] DrOfBaconNomics [813/1046] has challenged IdleMaster [133/557] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:05:06 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/28/17 16:36:34] DrOfBaconNomics [18/1046] has come upon Fattyeater [69/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:14:02 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/30/17 01:10:31] Boohbah [95/776] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [1018/1046] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:51:51 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[05/31/17 19:29:21] DrOfBaconNomics found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:18 towards level 65.
[05/31/17 20:28:45] DrOfBaconNomics bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:16 towards level 65.
[06/01/17 00:11:16] DrOfBaconNomics was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:41:01 from level 65.
[06/01/17 20:24:38] Eldoreth [140/848] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [873/1046] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:39:23 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[07/17/17 05:09:13] Zye, DrOfBaconNomics, and bootdisk [293/2502] have team battled tmberg, Hydrogenum, and Andries [342/2077] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 05:24:21] dwfreed [308/503] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [1035/1046] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:20:27 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/17/17 11:49:07] DrOfBaconNomics [576/1046] has challenged qbit [161/720] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:41:27 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[07/24/17 15:17:13] DrOfBaconNomics [161/1046] has challenged Fluttershy [859/864] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:53:54 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[07/31/17 02:47:46] Satoshi, DrOfBaconNomics, and Bkid [605/2592] have team battled SchrodingersScat, D.Va, and theZoMBiE [1457/2364] and lost! 2 days, 16:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 17:19:01] Chuck [563/872] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [104/1046] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:40:53 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[07/31/17 17:40:11] AgentThom [70/297] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [571/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[08/06/17 23:46:45] DrOfBaconNomics is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:38:06 is added to his clock.
[08/11/17 10:11:19] bender [236/379] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [334/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:48 is added to bender's clock.