Player Info

User: Eiam
Class: Software Dilettante
Admin?: No
Level: 72
Next level: 46 days, 01:41:13
Status: Offline
Host: Eiam!~mine@unaffiliated/eiam
Account Created: Wed Nov 28 16:18:00 2012
Last login: Mon Nov 30 14:28:22 2020
Total time idled: 625 days, 23:56:59
Current position: [117,434]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 94 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 262 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 67
gloves: 32
helm: 64 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 24
ring: 10
shield: 17
tunic: 46
weapon: 37

sum: 653

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 3 days, 19:25:28
part: None
quest: 48 days, 23:28:59
quit: 98 days, 09:03:01

total: 151 days, 03:57:28

Character Modifiers

[11/28/12 17:53:01] Eiam [7/8] has challenged Killerkid [75/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/28/12 18:09:44] Eiam [7/12] has challenged ElectRo [1039/1253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/29/12 03:30:14] Eiam [95/155] has challenged yond [501/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/29/12 15:28:50] DeLorean, Eiam, and alexjs [38/1282] have team battled SeySayux, argus, and johnthebear [1042/1597] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/12 00:11:25] Eiam [102/212] has challenged Nolehte [299/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/30/12 11:37:05] Eiam [99/213] has challenged tw [288/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/30/12 11:54:39] Karethoth, Seer, and Eiam [310/972] have team battled m0shbear, Majak, and yano [953/1993] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/12 13:20:02] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:06 towards level 26.
[11/30/12 19:54:40] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:34 towards level 26.
[11/30/12 19:59:20] Eiam [216/237] has challenged Birdbones [158/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/01/12 03:10:49] Eiam [205/240] has challenged seth-- [119/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/01/12 05:00:19] Hero [139/229] has challenged Eiam [39/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Hero's clock.
[12/01/12 11:14:50] Eiam [108/262] has challenged Cameron_D [266/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/01/12 22:37:31] Eiam [108/262] has challenged hawkeye [314/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/02/12 03:32:47] NN2k, DryRoastedPeanut, and nosklo [755/1701] have team battled Therio, Goldman82, and Eiam [78/790] and won! 0 days, 03:10:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/12 11:49:24] Eiam [193/268] has challenged Nolehte [181/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/02/12 12:21:56] digitaldonk, Str1ngS, and Eiam [1015/1403] have team battled Ciphohs5, geekboi, and Goldman82 [1049/1760] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/12 02:08:15] Eiam [290/297] has challenged allo [123/745] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/03/12 15:50:24] Eiam [317/347] has challenged AngryParsley [370/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/04/12 03:37:28] Sparticus [167/441] has come upon Eiam [280/347] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:35 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[12/04/12 12:49:34] Eiam [201/347] has challenged jbest [469/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/05/12 12:43:24] Eiam [16/354] has challenged kenyon [361/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/05/12 16:31:41] Eiam [135/354] has come upon jmaugue [400/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:17 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/06/12 18:54:59] Eiam [140/363] has challenged wizard [31/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/06/12 22:51:20] Vostok, hawk, and Gizmokid2005 [1295/1945] have team battled brentter, Iuz, and Eiam [821/1227] and won! 0 days, 12:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/12 17:49:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 03:01:16 toward level 36.
[12/07/12 19:50:39] Eiam [92/363] has challenged Osiux [486/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/08/12 03:28:03] Syloq and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/12 10:55:35] Majak [376/501] has come upon Eiam [307/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:20:25 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/09/12 06:29:09] King-Off-LTC [217/404] has challenged Eiam [360/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to King-Off-LTC's clock.
[12/09/12 07:05:30] Eiam [187/363] has challenged illuminata [329/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/09/12 07:41:55] Str1ngS and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/12 08:48:43] woonack [745/990] has challenged Eiam [284/363] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/09/12 14:09:06] wizard [71/232] has challenged Eiam [90/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to wizard's clock.
[12/09/12 22:09:18] masklin, gipyelrah, and rasputo [520/1996] have team battled GaveUp, charitwo, and Eiam [1471/1509] and lost! 1 day, 06:32:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/12 04:35:32] seth-- and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/12 11:40:09] blind [239/785] has come upon Eiam [139/363] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:28:48 is removed from blind's clock.
[12/10/12 22:14:48] Eiam [249/363] has challenged Hydrogenum [341/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/11/12 12:46:44] Eiam [245/363] has come upon tann [144/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:47 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/19/12 18:04:42] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:57 towards level 39.
[12/19/12 18:19:33] Eiam [31/457] has challenged Charris [130/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/19/12 20:31:36] Eiam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:26 towards level 40.
[12/20/12 02:32:02] [dmp], nosklo, and Ex0deus [1417/1770] have team battled felipe, Eiam, and XJR-9 [913/1483] and won! 0 days, 07:54:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/13 16:46:55] Eiam [328/457] has come upon brimstone [163/784] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:23:46 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/03/13 17:56:49] Mattycakes, robot, and Vostok [1038/1286] have team battled ChiefRA, Eiam, and [dmp] [147/1703] and won! 0 days, 06:05:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/13 04:23:17] Eiam [206/487] has challenged dwfreed [214/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/04/13 08:19:16] NN2k, DigitalEquinox, and Eiam [1014/1203] have team battled Prometheus, XJR-9, and Nasrudin [1532/1942] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/13 18:24:22] raulp [2/8] has challenged Eiam [372/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to raulp's clock.
[01/06/13 05:44:56] raela [128/594] has come upon Eiam [303/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:31 is added to raela's clock.
[01/06/13 14:59:03] Wolf, NN2k, and Sheudecai [927/1293] have team battled ryushe, Eiam, and wakeupscreaming [1510/1794] and lost! 1 day, 07:46:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/13 16:10:32] Cameron_D, rasputo, and Iuz [1245/1680] have team battled s1amson, Transfusion, and Eiam [945/1462] and won! 0 days, 02:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/13 05:39:16] Oldiesmann and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/13 07:29:06] Eiam [239/487] has challenged Alfie [450/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/07/13 22:10:51] tann, madwilliamflint, and Eiam [111/1188] have team battled Ciphohs5, DemosDemon, and kgb [129/1468] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/13 16:45:54] Vostok [371/571] has come upon Eiam [35/487] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:03 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[01/10/13 06:29:46] amazing, ElectRo, and Tenorman [1735/2605] have team battled Eiam, eyeofodin, and s1amson [239/1284] and won! 1 day, 12:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/13 07:26:21] Eiam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:55 towards level 42.
[01/10/13 07:38:48] XJR-9 and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/13 21:34:28] Eiam [394/503] has challenged charitwo [253/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/21/13 09:45:45] Gerardon [260/498] has challenged Eiam [275/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:04 is added to Gerardon's clock.
[02/21/13 16:53:36] Eiam, s1amson, and tann [518/1433] have team battled argus, Tenorman, and Jareeta [1966/2553] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/13 17:27:53] Eiam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:22 towards level 43.
[02/22/13 07:03:10] Pici and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/13 22:38:01] Eiam [250/503] has challenged BlastHardcheese [206/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/24/13 21:37:32] LikeLakers2, keeper_c, and tiwake [2198/2334] have team battled jbroome, Eiam, and heqs [1233/1369] and won! 0 days, 09:36:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/13 16:20:53] zbart [246/491] has challenged Eiam [234/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:46:50 is removed from zbart's clock.
[03/08/13 20:33:56] joshz [147/283] has challenged Eiam [204/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to joshz's clock.
[03/09/13 17:38:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 03:54:18 toward level 44.
[03/10/13 04:59:01] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:07 towards level 44.
[03/10/13 08:54:04] Eiam [1/508] has challenged Hans.Wurst [37/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/10/13 12:45:02] Quix0te and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/13 17:58:48] neurospex [276/703] has come upon Eiam [143/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:23:37 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/12/13 13:08:07] Eiam [230/508] has come upon spiffytech [447/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:14 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/12/13 13:51:03] dwfreed and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/13 21:11:39] wakeupscreaming [258/1048] has come upon Eiam [65/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:16:07 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[03/13/13 03:14:01] Lenny [8/995] has challenged Eiam [251/508] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to Lenny's clock.
[03/13/13 03:46:28] Eiam and nicko have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/13 00:57:10] Eiam [63/526] has challenged Nofew [428/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/16/13 12:02:30] Junaos [70/496] has challenged Eiam [152/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:23:33 is added to Junaos's clock.
[05/17/13 03:03:13] Eiam and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/13 04:16:34] Eiam [416/526] has come upon ironchew [216/250] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:05:01 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[05/17/13 16:39:51] Eiam and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/13 13:38:36] Glynix [12/355] has come upon Eiam [354/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:37 is added to Glynix's clock.
[05/19/13 03:15:20] Eiam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:01 towards level 46.
[05/20/13 08:56:00] Eiam [321/535] has challenged TauPan [68/306] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[05/20/13 17:31:38] ryushe [52/518] has challenged Eiam [508/535] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:41:29 is added to ryushe's clock.
[05/21/13 01:57:36] kork, Kabaka, and GaveUp [498/1446] have team battled Lenny, Eiam, and Zett [2076/2127] and lost! 5 days, 13:12:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/13 12:35:29] Eiam [166/535] has challenged joshz [411/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/21/13 13:35:40] Eiam [531/535] has challenged Gerardon [95/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:08 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[05/22/13 00:08:44] Eiam and Str1ngS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/13 19:09:40] Eiam [19/535] has come upon rmbell.the.great [369/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:39 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/23/13 03:18:11] Skidel [27/135] has challenged Eiam [303/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Skidel's clock.
[05/23/13 10:10:19] brimstone, Sparticus, and charitwo [693/1775] have team battled Eiam, sjefen6, and Neal [142/1580] and won! 0 days, 22:17:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/13 10:18:05] Eiam and ChiefRA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/13 00:46:54] Eiam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:27 from level 47.
[05/24/13 09:27:20] Eiam and Gerardon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/13 10:50:16] Eiam [401/535] has challenged DeLorean [562/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:57 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/24/13 11:45:42] NN2k [431/439] has come upon Eiam [465/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:54:01 is added to NN2k's clock.
[05/24/13 23:02:12] Eiam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:54 towards level 47.
[05/25/13 05:37:28] Eiam [137/535] has challenged brimstone [352/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Eiam's clock.

[05/25/13 18:48:54] Eiam [118/535] has challenged dxrt [517/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:25:54 is added to Eiam's clock.

[05/26/13 14:57:29] Eiam and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/13 12:13:48] brimstone, Zett, and Eiam [863/1547] have team battled [dmp], charitwo, and Trienish [989/2121] and lost! 1 day, 17:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/13 14:21:37] PriceChild [396/584] has come upon Eiam [459/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:38:25 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[05/27/13 16:37:26] RansomTime [325/590] has challenged Eiam [482/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to RansomTime's clock.
[05/28/13 00:00:15] Quix0te [239/391] has challenged Eiam [174/535] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:33:44 is removed from Quix0te's clock.
[05/29/13 07:19:00] XenGi [231/321] has challenged Eiam [216/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[05/29/13 11:41:43] Myrtti, Loreley, and masklin [1275/1608] have team battled tiwake, Eiam, and Gerdesas [1545/1933] and lost! 0 days, 12:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/13 15:00:29] Unsub, RansomTime, and Eiam [1622/1638] have team battled lipek, Skidel, and maybeHere [888/1285] and won! 1 day, 07:16:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/13 10:53:34] Eiam [412/535] has come upon Prometheus [109/781] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:40:45 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/01/13 12:56:13] Z6 [40/144] has challenged Eiam [281/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Z6's clock.
[06/01/13 15:27:11] Hans.Wurst [301/388] has challenged Eiam [256/535] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:35:46 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[06/01/13 17:50:24] Eiam [252/535] has come upon Grim [179/909] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:33 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/01/13 21:35:58] Scar3cr0w stole Eiam's level 52 shield while they were sleeping! Scar3cr0w leaves his old level 16 shield behind, which Eiam then takes.
[06/02/13 01:24:50] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:42 towards level 48.
[06/03/13 18:52:50] cooljeanius [3/7] has challenged Eiam [460/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to cooljeanius's clock.
[06/04/13 14:02:19] BlastHardcheese, AngryParsley, and blizgerg [117/1888] have team battled lolwut, Eiam, and Grim [501/1767] and lost! 2 days, 23:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/13 08:10:49] Eiam [2/496] has challenged Preaux [9/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/06/13 18:00:29] filinep [378/513] has come upon Eiam [118/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:25 is removed from filinep's clock.
[06/06/13 19:56:32] Eiam [118/496] has challenged raitho [642/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:15 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/06/13 20:30:05] Eiam [180/496] has come upon MetaNova [342/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:09 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/06/13 21:49:15] Eiam broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:01:28 from level 49.
[06/07/13 07:59:02] Eiam [359/496] has challenged kork [124/301] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:28:12 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/07/13 11:09:54] Eiam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:46 from level 49.
[06/07/13 14:47:35] Eiam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:51 from level 49.
[06/11/13 14:29:40] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:05 towards level 49.
[06/12/13 10:47:04] cooljeanius [18/70] has challenged Eiam [114/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to cooljeanius's clock.
[06/12/13 16:54:47] Eiam [333/496] has challenged wakeupscreaming [1000/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:56:43 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/12/13 17:13:40] Loreley [110/577] has challenged Eiam [236/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Loreley's clock.
[06/14/13 08:06:13] Eiam, Osiux, and LordFella [1080/1778] have team battled Ziggilus, zbart, and Spazturtle [1251/1332] and lost! 0 days, 18:26:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/13 11:47:29] EugeneKay, RLabs, and truffles [1289/1492] have team battled lipek, Eiam, and Lenny [709/2169] and won! 0 days, 05:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 14:29:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 4 days, 16:59:35 toward level 49.
[06/14/13 18:09:16] Eiam and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/13 11:36:22] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:17 towards level 49.
[06/15/13 12:10:00] SPD-13 [123/307] has challenged Eiam [445/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to SPD-13's clock.
[06/15/13 13:30:26] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:42 towards level 49.
[06/16/13 04:33:32] jaquval [0/53] has challenged Eiam [131/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to jaquval's clock.
[06/16/13 10:19:11] Eiam [502/504] has challenged pekster [325/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/16/13 13:41:44] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:36 towards level 50.
[06/17/13 00:06:39] RedW [391/450] has challenged Eiam [106/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from RedW's clock.
[06/17/13 00:45:41] Eiam set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:10 from level 50.
[06/17/13 08:19:07] Eiam [139/504] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [856/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:16 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/17/13 08:46:20] Eiam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:43 towards level 50.
[06/17/13 14:20:25] Cameron_D [454/947] has challenged Eiam [480/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:33 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[06/17/13 18:21:21] Myrtti [364/601] has challenged Eiam [445/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:18 is added to Myrtti's clock.
[06/17/13 23:22:28] Eiam [106/504] has challenged Skidel [328/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:07 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/19/13 06:40:39] blizgerg, DarkSiL, and slack [1450/1627] have team battled gladier, Sheudecai, and Eiam [337/1163] and won! 1 day, 00:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/13 10:22:49] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:20 towards level 50.
[06/19/13 12:10:53] lolwut, Eiam, and Preaux [272/1513] have team battled slack, Sheudecai, and Lenny [390/1793] and lost! 1 day, 04:26:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/13 06:04:17] Preaux [452/629] has come upon Eiam [203/504] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:36 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[06/20/13 07:40:28] Eiam [37/504] has challenged irix [179/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:58 is added to Eiam's clock.
[06/20/13 08:14:57] rasputo [322/423] has come upon Eiam [278/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:31 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[06/23/13 19:48:50] Quix0te, dpk, and BlueShark [482/1215] have team battled Iuz, Eiam, and Spazturtle [1615/1768] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/13 16:45:30] Kyle [299/314] has challenged Eiam [331/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kyle's clock.
[06/25/13 04:06:31] Eiam [266/504] has challenged TauPan [36/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:10 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/25/13 09:34:18] Eiam and Sparticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/13 12:08:18] Eiam [488/504] has challenged jmaugue [255/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:32:45 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/25/13 14:04:15] Glynix, Spazturtle, and Kabaka [1273/1427] have team battled Eiam, robot, and XenGi [983/1341] and won! 0 days, 18:29:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/13 03:04:02] Eiam [216/504] has challenged brendan [305/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:07 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/06/13 12:03:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 01:04:42 toward level 50.
[07/06/13 12:34:22] mamarley, Eiam, Neal, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/13 13:03:57] Eiam [244/584] has challenged Birdbones [370/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/07/13 01:26:45] Eiam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:03 from level 51.
[07/07/13 11:37:49] Eiam [20/584] has come upon Unsub [260/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:04 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/08/13 02:08:49] Spazturtle [394/434] has challenged Eiam [279/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:39:30 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[07/08/13 17:40:48] Eiam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:36:45 from level 51.
[07/08/13 20:47:26] Darky stole Eiam's level 136 amulet while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 115 amulet behind, which Eiam then takes.
[07/09/13 21:47:49] Eiam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:58 towards level 51.
[07/09/13 22:24:57] Eiam [97/558] has come upon Pici [264/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:22:18 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/10/13 09:46:05] preflex, JonesBy, and Birdbones [1405/1655] have team battled Furry, Eiam, and pehden [499/1568] and won! 0 days, 17:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/13 17:56:31] h00k [87/774] has challenged Eiam [481/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:45 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/08/13 18:36:48] Eiam [274/558] has come upon lolwut [184/405] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:29:29 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/10/13 00:03:43] Wolf [142/934] has challenged Eiam [197/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:34 is added to Wolf's clock.
[08/11/13 05:10:17] Eiam [448/558] has challenged PreX [163/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:16 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/11/13 05:10:17] In the fierce battle, PreX dropped his level 30 ring! Eiam picks it up, tossing his old level 27 ring to PreX.
[08/12/13 07:52:52] blizgerg [258/814] has come upon Eiam [474/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:08:11 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/12/13 08:24:54] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:56 towards level 51.
[08/20/13 21:09:47] Jetnerd [7/11] has challenged Eiam [196/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Jetnerd's clock.
[08/20/13 22:43:13] nb_ff [237/434] has challenged Eiam [107/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from nb_ff's clock.
[08/21/13 04:56:28] Gerardon and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/13 05:16:49] Lenny [229/1040] has come upon Eiam [262/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:49:02 is added to Lenny's clock.
[08/22/13 09:35:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 1 day, 20:36:53 toward level 51.
[08/27/13 17:41:55] Charris [87/370] has challenged Eiam [511/566] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:28:43 is added to Charris's clock.
[08/27/13 19:23:17] Eiam [5/566] has challenged Munchington [108/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/28/13 01:36:02] kork, Weedle, and Bombur [810/1255] have team battled mthw, Eiam, and Yankee [1649/1755] and lost! 0 days, 22:19:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/13 14:46:47] Eiam [72/566] has challenged Jareeta [644/1026] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:37:19 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/28/13 14:58:20] m0shbear, Eiam, CornFly, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/13 00:50:21] Eiam, Cenhinen, and aucg [716/1704] have team battled Str1ngS, Sparticus, and neurospex [2278/2468] and lost! 0 days, 22:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/13 06:38:14] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:09 towards level 52.
[08/29/13 08:33:58] kork [202/289] has come upon Eiam [391/566] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:31:41 is added to kork's clock.
[09/05/13 01:12:16] Avon stole Eiam's level 30 ring while they were sleeping! Avon leaves his old level 10 ring behind, which Eiam then takes.
[09/05/13 15:44:35] Eiam [537/544] has come upon tann [480/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:29:03 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/06/13 04:00:27] Eiam and pants have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/13 00:10:47] Eiam [344/544] has challenged Vostok [13/783] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:33:52 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/12/13 02:11:16] Eiam [70/544] has challenged gipyelrah [253/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:08 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/12/13 11:13:24] BlastHardcheese [547/553] has challenged Eiam [280/544] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:16:27 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[09/16/13 21:40:21] Eiam [217/544] has come upon kenyon [339/1068] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:36:26 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/16/13 22:31:32] Eiam [188/544] has come upon Lykos [346/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:52:40 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/19/13 15:26:51] filinep [283/502] has challenged Eiam [484/544] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to filinep's clock.
[09/20/13 14:06:28] Eiam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:17 from level 52.
[09/20/13 14:53:57] Str1ngS [162/691] has challenged Eiam [103/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:32:44 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[09/24/13 15:22:31] vegadark, Hewn, and dpk [520/1935] have team battled Kinsmir, Eiam, and Chenzw [403/1419] and won! 0 days, 01:57:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/13 00:42:25] Eiam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:47 from level 52.
[09/26/13 04:09:52] Eiam EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:55 from level 52.
[09/26/13 06:23:33] Eiam [372/548] has challenged Hans.Wurst [120/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:03:25 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/26/13 15:32:40] vim [252/308] has challenged Eiam [302/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to vim's clock.
[09/26/13 16:02:48] Eiam [240/548] has come upon Koreth [214/280] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:42:36 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/27/13 13:23:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Eiam with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:39:12 from level 52.
[09/27/13 22:10:52] Eiam [145/548] has come upon we6jbo [51/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:45 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/28/13 03:08:22] naori and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/13 14:51:17] Kelet [229/234] has challenged Eiam [87/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:16 is removed from Kelet's clock.
[09/28/13 19:12:34] Eiam sharpened the edge of his weapon! Eiam's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/13 02:20:17] Eiam [254/574] has challenged DemosDemon [173/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/29/13 16:12:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 4 days, 13:40:25 toward level 53.
[09/30/13 14:48:54] blizgerg [366/852] has challenged Eiam [53/574] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:01:49 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/30/13 17:44:13] Eiam was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:51:39 from level 53.
[10/01/13 03:34:17] Eiam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:38 from level 53.
[10/02/13 02:37:20] Eiam [228/574] has come upon SpamMage [397/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:58 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/02/13 13:27:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 5 days, 16:52:30 toward level 53.
[10/03/13 03:02:53] Eiam [514/574] has challenged maybeHere [403/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:31:58 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/03/13 20:21:10] naori and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/13 06:08:57] Gerardon [437/776] has challenged Eiam [96/574] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:24:51 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[10/04/13 18:06:58] Scar3cr0w [63/436] has come upon Eiam [403/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:47 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[10/05/13 00:13:46] Eiam [72/574] has challenged Zett [187/538] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/05/13 08:16:27] dav1d [484/516] has challenged Eiam [120/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from dav1d's clock.
[10/06/13 01:20:37] Odd [162/398] has challenged Eiam [59/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Odd's clock.
[10/06/13 09:46:12] ryushe, Eiam, and pants [1144/1488] have team battled m0shbear, kensington, and archlich [1109/1596] and won! 0 days, 02:55:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/13 07:25:03] grooverider [523/911] has challenged Eiam [276/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:19 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/07/13 07:25:03] grooverider has dealt Eiam a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:14:54 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/08/13 08:05:04] Eiam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:12:33 from level 54.
[10/08/13 22:39:29] kensington [177/352] has challenged Eiam [129/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from kensington's clock.
[10/09/13 07:02:27] preflex, Avon, and kapitanluffy [750/1361] have team battled Darky, jbroome, and Eiam [907/1935] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/13 08:39:56] lolwut stole Eiam's level 115 amulet while they were sleeping! lolwut leaves his old level 36 amulet behind, which Eiam then takes.
[10/10/13 01:40:40] Majak [369/442] has challenged Eiam [211/487] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:38:55 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/11/13 02:22:04] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:44 towards level 54.
[10/11/13 02:35:44] Eiam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:51:20 from level 54.
[10/11/13 10:45:38] psilocide [21/163] has challenged Eiam [109/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to psilocide's clock.
[10/11/13 16:55:57] Eiam, numeral, and nicko [169/1704] have team battled Koreth, ahmiq, and XJR-9 [679/1705] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/13 06:06:55] Eiam [435/487] has come upon BlastHardcheese [410/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:17:24 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/13/13 21:47:27] Reaper [35/903] has challenged Eiam [170/487] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to Reaper's clock.
[10/13/13 22:48:17] Eiam [231/487] has come upon nb_ff [196/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:45 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/13/13 22:48:17] Eiam has dealt nb_ff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:14:33 is added to nb_ff's clock.
[10/14/13 01:02:20] idleOne [258/850] has challenged Eiam [401/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:37 is added to idleOne's clock.
[10/14/13 02:02:34] Satoshi [277/835] has challenged Eiam [164/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:43:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/14/13 02:11:33] DeeDeVille [12/254] has challenged Eiam [386/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to DeeDeVille's clock.
[10/14/13 02:43:59] Eiam [23/487] has come upon nb_ff [32/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:37 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/14/13 05:09:03] Eiam was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:44 from level 54.
[10/14/13 16:32:06] Calinou [1/13] has challenged Eiam [15/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Calinou's clock.
[10/15/13 13:25:32] Preaux [372/688] has challenged Eiam [9/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[10/15/13 16:34:46] michagogo|cloud [54/312] has challenged Eiam [334/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to michagogo|cloud's clock.
[10/16/13 17:55:10] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:37 towards level 54.
[10/16/13 18:46:47] Eiam, brendan, and CFSworks [1779/1896] have team battled Mateusz, Majak, and naori [274/1944] and won! 0 days, 08:59:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/13 03:05:24] Fluttershy, Weedle, and fester [764/1187] have team battled SCSi, psilocide, and Eiam [203/1405] and won! 0 days, 00:20:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/13 22:09:22] Zammo [30/504] has come upon Eiam [133/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:19 is added to Zammo's clock.
[10/18/13 20:11:43] Eiam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:27 from level 54.
[10/19/13 22:07:14] kensington [310/360] has challenged Eiam [445/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/25/13 05:12:29] Eiam [444/487] has challenged yasdorian [443/457] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/25/13 16:55:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 1 day, 06:56:32 toward level 55.
[10/26/13 07:57:33] Eiam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:43:28 from level 55.
[10/26/13 11:01:59] Eiam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:16:42 from level 55.
[10/27/13 00:55:39] Eiam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:14:52 from level 55.
[10/27/13 07:40:38] Godisme [223/267] has challenged Eiam [47/487] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from Godisme's clock.
[10/27/13 09:43:38] Danthemandoo [79/177] has challenged Eiam [168/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[10/28/13 01:23:54] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:29:15 towards level 55.
[10/28/13 02:08:56] Eiam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:54 from level 55.
[10/28/13 19:14:10] michagogo|cloud [129/364] has come upon Eiam [115/487] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:42:58 is removed from michagogo|cloud's clock.
[10/28/13 19:26:32] Cenhinen [87/744] has come upon Eiam [475/487] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:43:27 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[10/30/13 19:01:46] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:47 towards level 55.
[10/31/13 21:56:38] Eiam [25/487] has come upon kgb [612/627] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:48:44 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/01/13 00:03:12] [dmp], woonack, and kenyon [2943/3098] have team battled Eiam, Weedle, and kork [214/1299] and won! 1 day, 05:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/13 07:24:22] Eiam [457/487] has come upon abso [8/49] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:33:55 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[11/01/13 16:47:26] Eiam [342/487] has challenged Gerardon [163/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:51 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[11/02/13 01:34:24] Ephur [477/1019] has challenged Eiam [273/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from Ephur's clock.
[11/02/13 20:49:47] numeral [306/416] has come upon Eiam [325/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:57 is added to numeral's clock.
[11/04/13 12:13:16] Eiam sharpened the edge of his weapon! Eiam's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/13 01:18:26] Eiam [216/492] has challenged Nofew [400/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:09 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/07/13 11:03:39] Twistit [31/203] has challenged Eiam [265/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Twistit's clock.
[11/12/13 20:26:06] BlastHardcheese, Koreth, and brentwalther [1657/1767] have team battled seisgatos, Eiam, and SpamMage [1621/1701] and won! 0 days, 09:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 03:08:44] Eiam and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 19:58:15] LordFella [360/736] has challenged Eiam [438/492] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:51:52 is added to LordFella's clock.
[11/13/13 20:41:22] Myrtti, AngryParsley, and DemosDemon [1765/2229] have team battled b4rti, Eiam, and DaJoker29 [350/1167] and won! 3 days, 07:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/13 23:45:52] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:41 towards level 55.
[01/08/14 15:55:39] archlich [124/649] has come upon Eiam [127/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:28:43 is added to archlich's clock.
[01/08/14 18:44:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 21:24:07 toward level 55.
[01/09/14 10:57:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 2 days, 11:53:12 toward level 55.
[01/09/14 12:52:15] suterismus [1022/1292] has come upon Eiam [467/492] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:22:20 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/09/14 14:33:24] Farsten [192/223] has challenged Eiam [430/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Farsten's clock.
[01/11/14 13:03:37] Eiam [77/492] has challenged gipyelrah [153/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/12/14 02:58:00] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:14:10 towards level 56.
[01/12/14 14:43:47] SCSi [330/685] has come upon Eiam [440/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:43 is added to SCSi's clock.
[01/12/14 19:14:51] sbp, idisjunction, and sasaniak [858/2109] have team battled Hans.Wurst, naori, and Eiam [267/2051] and won! 0 days, 10:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/14 00:57:06] Kinsmir [340/557] has challenged Eiam [417/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:27 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[01/14/14 04:18:38] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:02 towards level 56.
[01/14/14 23:05:55] Eiam and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/14 01:51:30] Eiam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:45 towards level 56.
[01/15/14 05:58:25] DemosDemon and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/14 06:23:56] simple [224/319] has come upon Eiam [153/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/15/14 14:12:50] Eiam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:14 towards level 56.
[01/15/14 21:58:09] Eiam [358/492] has come upon rmbell.the.great [51/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:41:31 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/16/14 02:15:09] Eiam [93/492] has challenged sasaniak [567/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:50 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/16/14 02:30:46] Meistarin, Ttech, and grooverider [2238/2471] have team battled Godisme, argus, and Eiam [762/2130] and won! 0 days, 13:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 13:07:48] Sheudecai, Mustek, and Eiam [985/1341] have team battled XJR-9, gipyelrah, and kensington [1648/1946] and lost! 0 days, 11:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/14 21:10:55] nitzer stole Eiam's level 60 weapon while they were sleeping! nitzer leaves his old level 18 weapon behind, which Eiam then takes.
[01/17/14 04:04:55] Eiam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:49 from level 56.
[02/21/14 00:32:55] Eiam [316/446] has come upon SpamMage [418/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:49:00 is added to Eiam's clock.
[02/21/14 05:01:04] Eiam [179/446] has come upon rxcomm [231/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:52:42 is added to Eiam's clock.
[02/23/14 07:23:52] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:24 towards level 56.
[02/23/14 13:11:02] PiotrekD [86/105] has challenged Eiam [61/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:02 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/23/14 21:43:10] Eiam, AngryParsley, and Scar3cr0w [764/2026] have team battled Tiamat, Daft, and Cameron_D [428/1667] and won! 2 days, 01:50:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/14 07:48:52] kork [31/272] has challenged Eiam [174/446] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:53:13 is added to kork's clock.
[02/24/14 11:43:58] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:27 towards level 56.
[02/24/14 22:17:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 2 days, 07:39:59 toward level 56.
[02/25/14 13:41:37] Doctor, Eiam, and IdleMaster [8/1174] have team battled charitwo, vegadark, and Cameron_D [286/1893] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/14 14:57:28] yasdorian [639/649] has challenged Eiam [352/446] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:43:11 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[02/26/14 07:01:42] Eiam [279/446] has challenged Plasmastar [275/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:58:15 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/26/14 15:08:24] pfoley [219/657] has challenged Eiam [343/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/26/14 17:57:23] Eiam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:25 towards level 56.
[03/11/14 16:28:39] archlich [637/649] has come upon Eiam [185/446] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:51:24 is removed from archlich's clock.
[03/11/14 17:08:40] D4CH_RPi [488/597] has come upon Eiam [131/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:27:47 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[03/11/14 20:43:03] TROGDOR [333/458] has come upon Eiam [21/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:38:16 is removed from TROGDOR's clock.
[03/11/14 23:20:42] sjefen6 [388/470] has come upon Eiam [362/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:59:52 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[03/13/14 03:17:08] Eiam [457/475] has challenged vrillusions [8/1072] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/19/14 06:17:16] Alfie, MontyZuma, and kork [1200/1654] have team battled Eiam, Farsten, and a1291762 [1080/1197] and won! 1 day, 04:49:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 09:06:42] Sheudecai, Hans.Wurst, and Ulrich [864/1610] have team battled aarontc, Fede, and Eiam [284/1599] and won! 0 days, 09:26:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 11:04:13] yasdorian and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/14 01:33:47] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:41 towards level 57.
[03/23/14 14:29:28] Eiam and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/14 08:54:24] fbenoit [40/385] has challenged Eiam [103/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to fbenoit's clock.
[03/24/14 13:12:00] Eiam [99/475] has come upon gipyelrah [400/930] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:40:59 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/24/14 16:32:42] Hrmph [213/434] has challenged Eiam [321/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Hrmph's clock.
[03/25/14 06:14:32] Eiam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:59 towards level 57.
[03/25/14 08:59:54] Quoren [46/350] has come upon Eiam [416/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:47 is added to Quoren's clock.
[03/26/14 21:06:26] Vargink [193/258] has challenged Eiam [379/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Vargink's clock.
[03/27/14 16:30:45] Eiam and Bombur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/14 23:37:17] Hans.Wurst stole Eiam's level 43 helm while they were sleeping! Hans.Wurst leaves his old level 28 helm behind, which Eiam then takes.
[04/09/14 05:24:39] Scar3cr0w [358/709] has come upon Eiam [309/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:09:33 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[04/09/14 22:32:31] Bender, fester, and charitwo [345/1771] have team battled Eiam, Kabaka, and Barry [562/1625] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/14 21:33:11] irix, sbp, Eiam, and Scar3cr0w have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/14 19:55:48] PeepHammer [206/214] has challenged Eiam [344/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to PeepHammer's clock.
[04/12/14 02:26:23] idisjunction [6/504] has challenged Eiam [153/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:54:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/12/14 08:02:14] freeboson, Weedle, and Avon [244/2186] have team battled Eiam, Kinsmir, and IoP [545/1262] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/14 21:05:47] Eiam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:27 towards level 57.
[04/13/14 01:49:39] unicoder, nitzer, tsh, and Eiam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/14 02:08:08] Eiam [88/464] has challenged dxrt [246/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:43:28 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/16/14 17:26:11] archlich [372/660] has come upon Eiam [80/464] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:53:33 is removed from archlich's clock.
[05/17/14 01:00:17] mjh [190/426] has challenged Eiam [367/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to mjh's clock.
[05/17/14 01:34:38] G33KY [130/418] has come upon Eiam [197/464] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:16:42 is added to G33KY's clock.
[05/17/14 02:15:33] Flynn [393/484] has challenged Eiam [275/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:47:25 is removed from Flynn's clock.
[05/18/14 18:29:35] felipe stole Eiam's level 44 weapon while they were sleeping! felipe leaves his old level 34 weapon behind, which Eiam then takes.
[05/19/14 10:30:29] Eiam [370/453] has challenged argus [654/795] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/19/14 20:04:19] TheRub, gipyelrah, and naw [1611/1701] have team battled Eiam, prattmic, and jmaugue [1239/1248] and won! 0 days, 12:13:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/14 02:10:30] yond [739/867] has come upon Eiam [274/453] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:58:09 is removed from yond's clock.
[08/01/14 21:46:15] ElectRo [1097/1296] has challenged Eiam [77/453] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:34:29 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[08/01/14 21:46:15] ElectRo has dealt Eiam a Critical Strike! 7 days, 02:20:53 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/02/14 00:19:58] Eiam [432/453] has come upon droogie [587/629] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:22:00 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/02/14 01:05:40] paklido [39/371] has challenged Eiam [174/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to paklido's clock.
[08/02/14 07:59:07] Eiam and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/14 18:46:19] AKBlindy [219/249] has challenged Eiam [130/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[08/03/14 01:05:26] discopig [212/392] has come upon Eiam [406/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:34 is added to discopig's clock.
[08/03/14 08:10:41] bl4ckscor3 [190/220] has come upon Eiam [63/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:08 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/03/14 08:55:40] Eiam [9/453] has challenged Tudor [271/323] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:58:53 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/03/14 09:41:50] DemosDemon and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/14 09:53:18] Eiam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:49:35 from level 58.
[08/04/14 22:05:44] Eiam [199/453] has challenged Ennd [121/358] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:50:35 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/05/14 23:47:52] Doctor [384/559] has challenged Eiam [440/453] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Doctor's clock.
[08/15/14 03:26:48] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:41:30 towards level 58.
[08/15/14 08:15:53] Eiam [76/453] has challenged yasdorian [541/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:49:57 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/16/14 04:21:28] Eiam [39/453] has challenged gravis [79/123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:55:16 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/16/14 17:24:34] Eiam [403/453] has challenged Fluttershy [106/189] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:34:19 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/17/14 15:20:30] MontyZuma stole Eiam's level 50 set of leggings while they were sleeping! MontyZuma leaves his old level 45 set of leggings behind, which Eiam then takes.
[08/18/14 04:11:45] Eiam [250/447] has challenged Sheena [130/403] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:46:51 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/18/14 11:55:23] Circles [60/186] has challenged Eiam [8/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from Circles's clock.
[08/18/14 11:55:23] In the fierce battle, Eiam dropped his level 97 tunic! Circles picks it up, tossing his old level 34 tunic to Eiam.
[08/18/14 14:14:15] Eiam [34/378] has challenged Sir_Lemming [329/516] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:10:14 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/19/14 07:06:58] Ttech [707/1256] has come upon Eiam [5/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:52:29 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/12/14 21:55:30] Silvanus_Betrium [258/351] has come upon Eiam [303/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:18 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/13/14 03:33:37] honkybonky [657/677] has challenged Eiam [34/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:33:15 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[11/13/14 07:26:06] Vandervir, alexj, and Eiam [69/1120] have team battled Soappy, godog, and twohlix [968/1152] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/14 09:35:27] Sixbierehomme [266/572] has challenged Eiam [54/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:28:25 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/14/14 08:00:25] Eiam [309/378] has come upon Frogging101 [211/398] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:25:32 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/30/15 05:01:09] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:49 towards level 58.
[01/30/15 13:15:08] Eiam [131/378] has come upon Fluttershy [423/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:57:00 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/30/15 15:26:17] CRowen [66/663] has challenged Eiam [101/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:50 is added to CRowen's clock.
[01/31/15 03:32:10] Eiam [188/378] has challenged idleOne [189/905] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:24:48 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/31/15 19:17:36] Eiam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:41:41 towards level 58.
[01/31/15 20:02:09] NezumiRyu [26/242] has challenged Eiam [26/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[01/31/15 20:02:09] NezumiRyu has dealt Eiam a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:26:06 is added to Eiam's clock.
[02/26/15 12:12:27] phobos_anomaly [77/242] has challenged Eiam [178/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to phobos_anomaly's clock.
[02/26/15 17:39:59] Eiam was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:24:55 from level 58.
[02/27/15 06:51:56] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:45:28 towards level 58.
[02/27/15 23:16:17] aucg [651/687] has challenged Eiam [265/378] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:13:45 is removed from aucg's clock.
[03/01/15 08:27:39] davidfg4 [477/938] has challenged Eiam [54/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:46 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[03/01/15 09:27:59] Cenhinen [305/534] has challenged Eiam [244/378] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:57:09 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[03/01/15 09:27:59] In the fierce battle, Eiam dropped his level 45 set of leggings! Cenhinen picks it up, tossing his old level 22 set of leggings to Eiam.
[03/01/15 19:33:59] Eiam [126/353] has come upon PersonalJ [245/458] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:05:54 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/03/15 14:52:22] Mateusz, dindinx, and Eiam [236/1831] have team battled Curlybear, ruan, and Brainiac [1766/1860] and lost! 3 days, 02:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 16:01:05] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:12 towards level 58.
[03/03/15 19:14:20] m0shbear, Eiam, Jareeta, and yasdorian have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/15 09:27:51] Yankee [649/732] has come upon Eiam [339/353] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:11:04 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[03/06/15 09:04:31] mmhh, suterismus, and Eiam [1000/2072] have team battled Doctor, h00k, and argus [1946/2475] and lost! 2 days, 01:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/15 22:55:45] Eiam [332/353] has challenged m0shbear [279/788] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:09:49 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[04/02/15 03:59:11] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:17 towards level 58.
[04/03/15 02:03:16] ToxicMouse [96/563] has come upon Eiam [122/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:05 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[04/04/15 05:13:00] Eiam and ajhgfa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/15 11:02:02] arlen [53/322] has challenged Eiam [322/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to arlen's clock.
[05/22/15 08:24:37] lord1234 [4/15] has challenged Eiam [185/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to lord1234's clock.
[05/22/15 11:00:56] Eiam [61/353] has come upon mthw [480/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:34 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/23/15 10:59:32] clearcasting [292/513] has challenged Eiam [114/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:57:07 is removed from clearcasting's clock.
[05/23/15 13:15:21] Eiam had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:35 towards level 58.
[05/23/15 15:34:42] grant050 [331/355] has challenged Eiam [278/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from grant050's clock.
[05/23/15 15:34:42] grant050 has dealt Eiam a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:12:41 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/24/15 09:46:09] Eiam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:46 towards level 58.
[05/25/15 09:52:43] Eiam [158/353] has come upon irix [839/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:28 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/25/15 12:21:53] spaceCore, Eiam, and Majak [381/1201] have team battled Birdbones, Darky, and pipework [1400/1993] and lost! 0 days, 08:45:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 15:17:48] Plasmastar [117/390] has challenged Eiam [65/353] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:52:55 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[09/01/15 07:36:20] Eiam slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Eiam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/15 01:55:01] Nayru [50/462] has challenged Eiam [86/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:10 is added to Nayru's clock.
[09/02/15 06:45:16] Eiam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:23 towards level 58.
[10/08/15 16:08:35] Eiam [324/345] has come upon tmberg [254/850] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:03 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/08/15 18:15:45] Eiam [238/345] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [307/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:59 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/09/15 11:14:32] Eiam [100/345] has challenged PinkiePie [256/347] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/10/15 00:33:30] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:36:55 towards level 59.
[10/11/15 03:50:51] zid, Jareeta, and yano [1393/2451] have team battled NoodleCake, Eiam, and XJR-9 [85/1277] and won! 1 day, 04:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/15 11:47:01] PBabebu [16/28] has challenged Eiam [67/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[10/11/15 14:49:44] Eiam, arlen, Sir_Lemming, and aucg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/15 17:00:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 7 days, 07:27:07 toward level 59.
[10/12/15 19:57:09] Eiam [175/345] has come upon greycat [545/819] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:17:12 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/13/15 07:38:27] drazisil [75/106] has come upon Eiam [131/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:11 is added to drazisil's clock.
[10/13/15 12:57:29] Eiam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:35:07 from level 59.
[10/14/15 01:42:04] noother, Misza, and Brom [1267/2618] have team battled Eiam, aucg, and sedrik [1506/1834] and lost! 1 day, 09:21:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/15 21:24:02] vrillusions, dindinx, and Ttech [238/3019] have team battled Lenny, Eiam, and Agent86 [63/1879] and won! 1 day, 07:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/15 07:48:39] Adar [284/506] has come upon Eiam [182/345] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:12:59 is removed from Adar's clock.
[10/17/15 18:30:22] PinkiePie [102/420] has challenged Eiam [244/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/18/15 03:35:31] Kable [27/238] has challenged Eiam [59/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Kable's clock.
[10/18/15 04:41:06] Eiam [261/345] has challenged blizgerg [506/991] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:37:46 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/18/15 05:25:17] Mateusz, r00f, and zid [1426/2247] have team battled JustAPerson, Eiam, and lolwut [1567/1622] and lost! 1 day, 12:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 07:42:06] Eiam [207/345] has challenged yawgmoth [406/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:02 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/18/15 10:43:04] BronyDee [101/384] has challenged Eiam [174/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:05 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[10/18/15 13:44:03] Eiam [105/345] has challenged blizgerg [38/991] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:41:39 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/18/15 17:47:31] drazisil [18/312] has challenged Eiam [13/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from drazisil's clock.
[10/18/15 18:38:42] Cysioland, cirdan, Eiam, and Cenhinen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/15 20:42:38] Eiam [4/345] has come upon zid [158/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:32 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/18/15 22:19:13] cirdan, NezumiRyu, and BURUT [718/1715] have team battled lolwut, Eiam, and Virtual [1654/2118] and lost! 1 day, 03:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 22:59:12] Eiam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:28 from level 59.
[10/18/15 23:47:23] Eiam [294/345] has challenged andoruh [230/316] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:51:56 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/19/15 21:37:11] identd [217/650] has come upon Eiam [331/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:12 is added to identd's clock.
[10/20/15 14:02:57] Eiam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:49 towards level 59.
[10/20/15 18:05:12] Eiam [11/345] has challenged lolwut [386/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:44 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/21/15 09:10:55] kork [116/350] has challenged Eiam [157/345] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:36:13 is added to kork's clock.
[10/21/15 12:29:51] d34th [3/20] has challenged Eiam [272/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to d34th's clock.
[10/21/15 13:12:27] mwhahaha [219/516] has challenged Eiam [243/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:16 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/21/15 16:13:34] Eiam [341/345] has challenged fraq [150/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:10:20 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/21/15 17:13:58] Eiam [33/345] has challenged nitzer [688/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:32 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/22/15 04:18:06] Eiam [96/345] has challenged Brom [243/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:53 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/23/15 12:25:56] Phoon [172/304] has challenged Eiam [277/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Phoon's clock.
[11/12/15 14:54:53] Eiam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:47 from level 59.
[11/13/15 08:35:48] MadMan, iamzim, and beefnog [634/1441] have team battled bl4ckscor3, nitzer, and Eiam [798/1560] and lost! 0 days, 08:50:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 15:28:03] pants, yasdorian, and Firien [470/1404] have team battled Eiam, daemoneye, and Cameron_D [709/2005] and lost! 0 days, 08:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 20:20:52] Eiam [114/345] has challenged allo [400/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:17:50 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/16/15 04:07:57] Beavis [102/1035] has come upon Eiam [335/345] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:25:10 is added to Beavis's clock.
[11/16/15 04:35:31] Eiam was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:59 from level 59.
[11/17/15 08:11:37] Eiam and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 15:32:26] Eiam [209/345] has challenged lipek [227/1201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:31 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/08/16 16:32:48] LordH [621/823] has challenged Eiam [187/345] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:57:56 is removed from LordH's clock.
[04/09/16 03:21:15] Eiam had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:48 towards level 59.
[04/09/16 13:43:26] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:25 towards level 59.
[04/10/16 04:29:20] Chuck [70/437] has come upon Eiam [199/345] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:07:19 is added to Chuck's clock.
[04/11/16 05:24:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 1 day, 08:47:29 toward level 59.
[04/12/16 10:04:01] daemoneye, Andries, and Eiam [985/1610] have team battled Sir_Lemming, _antrix_, and freeboson [680/1181] and won! 0 days, 02:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 10:43:38] Eiam [95/345] has challenged desspugne [32/1001] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:04 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[04/12/16 11:15:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 00:46:12 toward level 59.
[04/12/16 12:44:23] abra0 [171/578] has challenged Eiam [279/345] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:05:07 is added to abra0's clock.
[04/12/16 18:11:15] Eiam [310/620] has challenged nitzer [471/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/13/16 15:52:39] Eiam and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/16 16:07:38] Eiam reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Eiam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/16 18:55:47] Eiam [120/621] has challenged a1291762 [323/1023] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:09:00 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/13/16 19:56:08] Eiam [82/621] has challenged Heisenberg [419/936] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:59:16 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/14/16 18:35:32] Adar, Zaratustra, and brycec [1263/1916] have team battled Eiam, KeboDK, and vrillusions [60/2382] and won! 1 day, 01:57:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/16 19:04:53] prime [194/579] has challenged Eiam [268/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:07:20 is added to prime's clock.
[04/16/16 02:14:40] Eiam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:27:58 from level 60.
[04/16/16 23:42:19] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:55:58 towards level 60.
[04/17/16 03:16:31] Eiam got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:06:21 from level 60.
[04/17/16 04:38:48] brycec, babilen, and Eiam [176/1569] have team battled Jagon, Kable, and SudoKing [1437/1859] and lost! 0 days, 11:07:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/16 22:36:31] kensington [273/565] has come upon Eiam [416/621] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:59:26 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/18/16 04:34:27] Virtual [395/503] has challenged Eiam [165/621] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:20:41 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/20/16 02:50:52] Eiam [455/621] has challenged mordac [188/371] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:47:41 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[04/20/16 10:44:46] TheVoid [42/43] has challenged Eiam [29/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:19 is removed from TheVoid's clock.
[04/20/16 14:18:39] Eiam got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:19:56 from level 60.
[04/20/16 19:15:54] idisjunction [154/912] has come upon Eiam [352/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:00 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/21/16 03:59:52] Eiam [70/621] has challenged keeper_c [571/1239] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:32:19 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/21/16 09:00:14] Crazycatlady and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/16 23:13:05] Eiam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:00:50 from level 60.
[04/23/16 16:21:37] Eiam [70/621] has challenged hannesenator [794/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:20:30 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/25/16 15:43:06] Eiam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:43 towards level 60.
[04/25/16 17:13:25] Misza, HeavyPodda, and Pici [1926/2615] have team battled Eiam, charitwo, and Evrial [826/1836] and won! 1 day, 23:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 00:41:39] Eiam [115/621] has challenged SarahD [185/359] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:39:03 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/26/16 08:42:24] Eiam and Pascal have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/16 10:06:26] vox, WallIdl, and Eiam [1199/1933] have team battled LordH, Xenthys, and jwon [444/1646] and won! 1 day, 06:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/16 17:11:33] Eiam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:36:45 towards level 60.
[04/28/16 09:30:47] Eiam [577/621] has come upon woonack [471/564] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:23:41 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[04/28/16 10:17:57] Birdbones [73/981] has come upon Eiam [554/621] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:48:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/16 04:51:45] Eiam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:03:51 from level 60.
[05/01/16 09:25:20] Eiam and jwon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 13:50:49] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:42 towards level 60.
[05/01/16 21:21:17] ThePhoenix47 [283/327] has challenged Eiam [178/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from ThePhoenix47's clock.
[05/02/16 02:23:45] Eiam, SynthesizerPatel, and godog [36/2009] have team battled Str1ngS, Meta, and MollyMalone [706/1543] and lost! 2 days, 12:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 13:41:38] Scar3cr0w [232/872] has come upon Eiam [82/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:36 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[05/03/16 07:50:30] Eiam [444/621] has challenged yano [212/614] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:28:12 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[05/04/16 06:53:52] Eiam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:24 towards level 60.
[05/04/16 17:43:16] TheVoid [185/414] has challenged Eiam [517/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to TheVoid's clock.
[05/06/16 06:21:05] Eiam and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 01:28:02] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:13 towards level 60.
[05/07/16 19:26:39] desspugne, shandor, and Eiam [593/2344] have team battled pfoley, Schrodinger, and Str1ngS [1243/1432] and lost! 0 days, 12:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 23:43:57] Eiam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:43 towards level 60.
[05/08/16 12:38:54] Eiam [306/621] has challenged strugart [609/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:19:13 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/09/16 00:54:41] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:10 towards level 60.
[05/10/16 02:56:00] Eiam [229/621] has challenged vox [771/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:26 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/10/16 23:07:20] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:53 towards level 60.
[05/13/16 08:26:47] sjefen6 [155/326] has challenged Eiam [1/621] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:33:56 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[05/13/16 10:58:26] babilen [323/536] has come upon Eiam [2/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:39:44 is removed from babilen's clock.
[05/13/16 15:55:04] blizgerg [440/806] has come upon Eiam [262/621] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:03:24 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/13/16 17:30:53] Regnor [842/857] has come upon Eiam [338/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:10 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[05/13/16 20:34:10] Woona [54/119] has challenged Eiam [34/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:27 is removed from Woona's clock.
[05/14/16 05:13:37] Majak [99/388] has come upon Eiam [7/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:46:38 is removed from Majak's clock.
[05/14/16 19:23:21] yur, Majak, and Eiam [580/1495] have team battled blizgerg, JensRex, and basepi [1616/1658] and lost! 0 days, 12:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 19:59:08] Xyrael and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 09:51:50] Eiam [89/621] has come upon astropoint [511/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:31:10 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/15/16 18:08:30] Mirc0p [332/519] has come upon Eiam [166/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:55:47 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[05/18/16 14:23:35] Eiam, JensRex, and Brom [806/1592] have team battled SirMonkeybox, nfsnobody, and pfoley [1673/2135] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 21:23:57] IndigoTiger [199/270] has challenged Eiam [443/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[05/19/16 10:20:44] spillere [93/586] has come upon Eiam [502/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:12 is added to spillere's clock.
[05/20/16 13:06:10] oooooooooooooooo [33/39] has challenged Eiam [93/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[05/20/16 22:07:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 1 day, 10:32:46 toward level 60.
[05/21/16 03:12:08] gazarsgo [204/666] has challenged Eiam [555/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:20 is added to gazarsgo's clock.
[05/21/16 23:34:59] xerox123, Eiam, and roy [960/1497] have team battled MetaNova, qedx, and Birdbones [25/1671] and won! 0 days, 01:09:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 17:27:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 21:14:49 toward level 60.
[05/23/16 10:47:48] Eiam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:31 from level 60.
[05/23/16 12:22:54] Eiam [513/622] has challenged Beavis [801/1041] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/24/16 03:15:21] Eiam and Sixbierehomme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 15:58:08] Xenthys, Fluttershy, and Eiam [1697/2334] have team battled Killerkid, DoomedExistence, and Evrial [207/2099] and won! 2 days, 02:49:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 19:04:25] Zoddo, Bvarne, and MontyZuma [1752/2099] have team battled Eiam, sjums_the_great, and PersonalJ [309/1763] and won! 0 days, 13:46:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 04:59:37] Eiam [204/622] has challenged PiotrekD [131/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:16:45 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[05/27/16 17:25:16] oooooooooooooooo [150/323] has challenged Eiam [216/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[05/27/16 20:09:28] a1291762, vegadark, and Kable [1890/2287] have team battled Ironhoof, kork, and Eiam [1240/1621] and won! 0 days, 01:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 22:56:41] Ironhoof, roy, and DrOfBaconNomics [1633/1773] have team battled Eiam, Mirc0p, and Cypher [1581/2140] and won! 1 day, 15:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 15:21:48] Eiam [77/625] has challenged LordH [729/807] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:36:00 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/28/16 20:23:38] gabriel [260/1149] has challenged Eiam [89/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:47:25 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[05/29/16 06:29:38] Eiam, IdleMaster, and qrry [1227/1486] have team battled Meta, HeavyPodda, and SirMonkeybox [1994/2464] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 05:29:30] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:46:03 towards level 61.
[05/30/16 07:36:49] sasaniak [187/496] has challenged Eiam [226/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/30/16 17:11:56] Ironhoof [168/564] has come upon Eiam [460/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:37 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[06/01/16 06:49:48] idisjunction [337/910] has come upon Eiam [374/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:47:40 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/02/16 13:53:18] Eiam and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/16 17:07:42] Eiam [448/625] has challenged dindinx [176/523] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:58:04 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/02/16 17:07:42] In the fierce battle, dindinx dropped his level 105 amulet! Eiam picks it up, tossing his old level 36 amulet to dindinx.
[06/03/16 02:58:53] Eiam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:01:12 from level 61.
[06/03/16 10:02:15] hannesenator [140/817] has come upon Eiam [449/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:07:56 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[06/03/16 16:12:12] astropoint [14/615] has come upon Eiam [214/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:19:08 is added to astropoint's clock.
[06/04/16 00:55:29] Eiam and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 12:36:45] Eiam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:18:18 from level 61.
[07/09/16 00:18:58] Eiam, AbacusAvenger, and SynthesizerPatel [1614/1976] have team battled keeper_c, ElectRo, and Agusanz [1100/2523] and won! 0 days, 19:58:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 19:40:59] Milquetoast [673/890] has challenged Eiam [419/701] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/11/16 13:13:43] Pineapple [23/65] has challenged Eiam [507/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Pineapple's clock.
[07/11/16 14:20:26] Eiam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:47 towards level 61.
[07/12/16 03:26:31] Eiam [39/701] has come upon echeese [190/654] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:09:09 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/12/16 07:43:24] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:23 towards level 61.
[07/12/16 14:21:36] lipek stole Eiam's level 298 pair of boots while they were sleeping! lipek leaves his old level 262 pair of boots behind, which Eiam then takes.
[07/13/16 03:08:21] IndigoTiger [111/383] has come upon Eiam [322/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:06 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[07/13/16 08:19:31] Eiam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:50 towards level 61.
[07/13/16 13:20:23] Eiam [1/662] has come upon LordH [77/846] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:56:06 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/13/16 15:35:52] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:14 towards level 61.
[07/15/16 22:03:36] NoodleCake [328/798] has challenged Eiam [19/662] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:16:46 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[07/17/16 21:24:58] dodobrain [361/640] has come upon Eiam [52/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:09:28 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[07/17/16 22:32:06] allo, d34th, and Kronos [1655/1920] have team battled pixelate, Eiam, and godog [723/1846] and won! 1 day, 08:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 18:20:28] Bradicus [286/379] has come upon Eiam [69/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:01:57 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[07/19/16 00:30:23] Eiam broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:13 from level 61.
[07/19/16 03:33:24] DrOfBaconNomics [108/647] has challenged Eiam [548/662] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:29:12 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.

[07/19/16 07:20:57] mordac [167/574] has come upon Eiam [658/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:42 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/19/16 23:41:10] Eiam [140/662] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [234/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:15:15 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/21/16 10:25:29] SchrodingersScat and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/16 14:33:48] Jim [6/338] has come upon Eiam [94/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:08 is added to Jim's clock.
[07/23/16 08:37:31] Kronos [218/413] has come upon Eiam [341/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:12:34 is added to Kronos's clock.
[07/23/16 10:50:23] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:05 towards level 61.
[07/23/16 20:40:52] CornFly [526/949] has come upon Eiam [308/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:29:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/23/16 21:02:15] yasdorian, Eiam, and sasaniak [495/1793] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Lios, and Zye [1636/1753] and lost! 1 day, 03:50:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/16 23:07:31] Eldoreth stole Eiam's level 37 tunic while they were sleeping! Eldoreth leaves his old level 35 tunic behind, which Eiam then takes.
[07/25/16 02:30:53] Asara [118/1070] has challenged Eiam [52/660] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:12:26 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/05/16 13:30:56] Eiam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:25 towards level 61.
[08/05/16 20:19:19] Eiam [423/660] has challenged MJ94 [145/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:39:21 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/06/16 00:58:27] freeboson [33/583] has come upon Eiam [246/660] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:59:19 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/06/16 11:02:05] Eiam, Danthemandoo, and Str1ngS [1608/1890] have team battled Woona, rharwood, and Darky [1337/1856] and won! 0 days, 18:02:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/16 19:12:29] vBm, Eiam, and rharwood [306/1695] have team battled mordac, naf, and Ttech [295/2517] and won! 0 days, 14:33:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/16 19:28:27] Eiam [0/660] has challenged WallIdl [368/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:21 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/07/16 03:52:11] robochot [326/388] has challenged Eiam [117/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from robochot's clock.
[08/07/16 04:25:52] Eiam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:54 towards level 61.
[08/07/16 15:57:28] Eiam was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:54 from level 61.
[08/08/16 15:15:13] Globalirc [485/626] has challenged Eiam [217/660] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/08/16 19:22:01] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:31 towards level 61.
[08/10/16 01:14:07] Eiam [104/660] has challenged soltys [592/619] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/10/16 07:29:17] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:31:46 towards level 62.
[08/11/16 14:14:01] Eiam [529/660] has challenged Crazycatlady [341/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:26:54 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/11/16 19:35:14] kork [157/288] has come upon Eiam [362/660] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:07:59 is added to kork's clock.
[08/12/16 07:52:44] SarahD, kenyon, and Eiam [2000/2627] have team battled Hydrogenum, brendan, and Doctor [2296/2472] and lost! 2 days, 05:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/16 09:10:38] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:22:06 towards level 62.
[08/13/16 08:59:51] Woona, Danthemandoo, and Majak [1334/1696] have team battled Eiam, holloway, and Ironhoof [568/1977] and won! 0 days, 21:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 19:35:12] Eiam [410/660] has challenged zid [691/842] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:00:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/13/16 22:21:28] Eiam reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Eiam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/16 01:46:30] Eiam got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:38:26 from level 62.
[08/15/16 07:40:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 16 days, 19:26:03 toward level 62.
[08/15/16 14:26:50] Eiam [13/661] has come upon Frogging101 [114/500] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:02:41 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/15/16 16:59:38] Eiam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:28:24 from level 62.
[08/16/16 15:02:22] Eiam [410/661] has challenged IndigoTiger [403/488] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:02:41 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/16/16 17:53:38] Eiam, Schmid, and unicron [869/1766] have team battled Andries, darkmage, and kenyon [419/2754] and won! 0 days, 14:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 03:18:12] Eiam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:09:58 from level 62.
[08/17/16 13:32:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 4 days, 13:42:10 toward level 62.
[09/13/16 20:54:05] Realmy [349/470] has challenged Eiam [470/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:46 is added to Realmy's clock.
[09/13/16 21:51:40] MrGlass [304/541] has come upon Eiam [163/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:09:34 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[09/14/16 18:20:53] Mithkabob and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/16 22:06:18] Relayer, Eiam, yond, and PinkiePie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/16 07:38:37] Eiam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:53:41 from level 62.
[09/16/16 18:32:26] MontyZuma [799/1057] has come upon Eiam [353/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:42:37 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[10/11/16 07:44:32] Eiam and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 13:25:52] Eiam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:09:21 from level 62.
[10/12/16 13:21:15] ^xnyx^ [19/22] has challenged Eiam [324/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/12/16 14:39:00] Eiam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:18 towards level 62.
[10/12/16 17:51:16] Eiam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:21:26 from level 62.
[11/19/16 07:23:29] bl4ckscor3, Eiam, and Mirc0p [1120/1637] have team battled himuraken, abra0, and jstg [93/1955] and won! 0 days, 03:49:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 11:46:21] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:57 towards level 62.
[12/22/16 17:01:04] Eiam was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:58:35 from level 62.
[12/23/16 20:48:26] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:10 towards level 62.
[01/10/17 04:32:55] halomademeapc, MadMan, and Chuck [1043/1776] have team battled Woona, Eiam, and h00k [1679/2411] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 08:48:05] Eiam, Cenhinen, and Andries [1973/1984] have team battled KeboDK, robox, and Asara [1573/2637] and won! 0 days, 21:16:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/17 13:38:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Eiam with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:31:52 from level 62.
[02/16/17 07:50:50] Eiam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:29 towards level 62.
[02/16/17 17:40:20] Eiam, Birdbones, and Zaratustra [853/2564] have team battled arlen, womblecat, and awgh [344/1751] and won! 0 days, 11:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 23:54:01] Eiam, Pithlit, and ohnx [1442/1550] have team battled rxcomm, suterismus, and Globalirc [331/2711] and won! 0 days, 03:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 08:47:10] kier, Eiam, and simple [539/2410] have team battled soltys, Agent86, and suterismus [1970/2413] and lost! 1 day, 13:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/17 23:18:27] Eiam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:09 towards level 62.
[02/18/17 15:51:39] Eiam had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:10 towards level 62.
[02/20/17 03:08:38] Eiam [380/661] has challenged stonehammer [140/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:48:00 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/20/17 15:14:36] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:52 towards level 62.
[02/20/17 22:40:49] XF [30/248] has challenged Eiam [381/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to XF's clock.
[02/21/17 22:22:59] Eiam [332/661] has challenged El_Sobaka [17/22] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:49 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/21/17 22:44:21] Eiam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:05 towards level 62.
[02/23/17 16:36:23] Virtual [418/639] has challenged Eiam [265/661] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:00:54 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/25/17 06:06:21] Eiam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:24 towards level 62.
[02/25/17 07:47:26] Eiam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:52 towards level 62.
[02/25/17 09:22:18] basepi [145/858] has come upon Eiam [566/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:12:27 is added to basepi's clock.
[02/25/17 11:56:47] hannesenator [885/914] has challenged Eiam [472/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:25:19 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[02/26/17 05:50:38] Eiam [196/661] has challenged Sundance [645/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to Eiam's clock.
[02/26/17 21:55:48] Eiam and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 02:16:43] MadMan, Andries, and Boohbah [1687/2261] have team battled WallIdl, Eiam, and sphere_au [1474/1872] and won! 1 day, 04:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 14:48:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 29 days, 14:34:16 toward level 63.
[03/01/17 19:23:00] Eiam [258/661] has challenged Mateusz [441/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:19:32 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/02/17 14:39:20] Eiam and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 04:36:04] Eiam, Xenthys, Lemelisk, and borsin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 00:44:45] Eiam, SudoKing, and vrillusions [1045/2334] have team battled Mateusz, Eldoreth, and Taffer [1882/2290] and lost! 1 day, 13:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/17 04:03:17] LordH, Eiam, dwfreed, and PinkiePie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/17 17:58:28] El_Sobaka, Doctor, and AngryParsley [818/2221] have team battled Eiam, MrGlass, and Asara [326/2669] and won! 0 days, 06:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/17 20:19:58] sasaniak [55/500] has come upon Eiam [290/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/05/17 08:49:03] Birdbones [165/955] has challenged Eiam [405/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/05/17 23:21:03] vuffie [67/257] has come upon Eiam [88/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:02 is added to vuffie's clock.
[03/06/17 02:37:25] Eiam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:58 towards level 63.
[03/07/17 02:28:20] Eiam and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 18:48:44] Misza, arlen, and Eiam [1947/2473] have team battled simple, unicron, and dindinx [1081/2058] and won! 1 day, 04:25:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 04:38:27] pants [472/733] has come upon Eiam [258/661] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:12:47 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/08/17 14:16:01] Eiam [186/661] has challenged PiotrekD [406/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:30 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/08/17 14:43:09] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:32 towards level 63.
[03/08/17 23:30:02] Eiam [393/661] has come upon Grums [50/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:37 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/09/17 23:01:39] johngaden [225/262] has challenged Eiam [253/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to johngaden's clock.
[03/10/17 01:28:25] Eiam [42/661] has challenged shandor [426/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:53 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/10/17 21:35:36] Eiam [512/661] has challenged LordH [253/1017] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:37 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/12/17 09:08:13] Eiam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:32 towards level 63.
[03/13/17 11:30:59] Eiam [367/699] has challenged Nofew [955/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/15/17 02:10:28] Eiam [664/699] has challenged canton7 [275/531] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:05:16 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/17/17 11:30:56] Eiam [206/699] has challenged rxcomm [88/804] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:00:04 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/18/17 02:04:09] Eiam [244/699] has come upon TauPan [58/299] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:21:44 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/18/17 13:08:05] Eiam and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 17:54:21] dtype, neurospex, and bl4ckscor3 [518/2482] have team battled Eiam, vrillusions, and sphere_au [2000/2093] and lost! 2 days, 06:53:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 04:24:27] kline, idlerpgww, and lipek [667/2027] have team battled LordH, Eiam, and Senka [1554/2299] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 08:46:47] Eiam [477/699] has challenged Reilly [343/428] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:04:09 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/19/17 15:28:00] Eiam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:19 towards level 64.
[03/20/17 11:45:59] unicron [453/781] has come upon Eiam [204/699] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:45:42 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/20/17 17:19:54] basicMiracle [109/412] has challenged Eiam [56/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from basicMiracle's clock.
[03/21/17 08:49:58] Eiam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:45 towards level 64.
[03/21/17 14:51:26] agrajag, yasdorian, and dodobrain [1451/2330] have team battled Everyman, Eiam, and tspange [879/2173] and won! 5 days, 07:25:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 23:51:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 9 days, 10:03:22 toward level 64.
[03/22/17 17:59:24] Eiam was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:31 from level 64.
[03/26/17 06:01:40] Eiam and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 07:29:38] vegadark [125/445] has challenged Eiam [620/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:48:19 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/28/17 02:36:24] Eiam [148/699] has challenged Meta [826/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:10:13 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/28/17 03:14:04] Eiam and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 03:31:55] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:36 towards level 64.
[03/28/17 06:38:20] Eiam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:41 towards level 64.
[04/11/17 13:49:48] jticket [8/12] has challenged Eiam [497/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to jticket's clock.
[04/14/17 08:25:53] Eiam, JuanMaestro, canton7, and m0shbear have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/17 01:34:15] Avocet [104/379] has come upon Eiam [161/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:38 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/15/17 04:46:33] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:09 towards level 64.
[04/15/17 17:02:40] RBecker [690/789] has challenged Eiam [139/699] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:32:18 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/16/17 12:25:18] Eiam [452/699] has challenged TheGrumpyScot [255/464] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:26:12 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[04/17/17 15:12:11] Eiam and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 17:42:13] everbrew [52/708] has come upon Eiam [246/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:05:42 is added to everbrew's clock.
[05/23/17 13:04:41] Eiam, Lios, and darkmage [795/2519] have team battled johnthebear, alexj, and sjefen6 [25/1493] and won! 5 days, 02:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 00:37:46] Eiam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:03 towards level 65.
[05/24/17 07:25:54] Fattyeater [259/511] has challenged Eiam [187/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:39:42 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/24/17 20:12:59] manish17xxx, Eiam, and Zye [895/2131] have team battled IndigoTiger, vegadark, and Mirc0p [799/2024] and won! 0 days, 02:58:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 23:02:46] Eiam, kork, and PersonalJ [1604/1788] have team battled dwfreed, IdleMaster, and MrGlass [64/1852] and won! 3 days, 03:04:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 10:22:16] JuanMaestro [60/605] has come upon Eiam [401/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:59:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/17 17:26:53] MadHatter [355/500] has come upon Eiam [366/699] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:38:26 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[06/27/17 13:44:51] Mordraan [187/304] has challenged Eiam [221/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[06/28/17 11:52:12] SpikeX [17/420] has challenged Eiam [9/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[06/29/17 08:52:53] Eiam had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:47:05 towards level 65.
[06/29/17 09:59:57] nickware [229/559] has come upon Eiam [104/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:23:24 is removed from nickware's clock.
[06/29/17 20:31:12] Eiam and NoodleCake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 09:18:48] Eiam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:33:52 from level 65.
[08/14/17 03:23:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 12 days, 19:11:14 toward level 65.
[08/15/17 06:04:35] Eiam and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 11:31:57] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:23 towards level 65.
[08/15/17 19:30:33] Eldoreth, Eiam, and ohnx [1616/2485] have team battled glorgamitch, Realmy, and IndigoTiger [2408/2595] and lost! 1 day, 03:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 20:50:51] Eiam [267/699] has challenged ohnx [918/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:15 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/02/17 03:15:03] Eiam [344/699] has challenged droogie [747/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:25 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/02/17 11:33:04] Eiam and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 12:52:50] unicron, spillere, and Eiam [155/2036] have team battled sasaniak, Sundance, and IdleMaster [503/1689] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/17 20:00:08] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:21 towards level 65.
[09/03/17 09:19:57] Eiam [303/699] has challenged glorgamitch [244/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:20:54 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/03/17 09:24:22] Eiam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:13 towards level 65.
[09/04/17 16:19:35] Eiam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:25 towards level 65.
[09/05/17 06:56:29] Zaratustra [386/1104] has come upon Eiam [680/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:27:59 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/05/17 11:00:53] Eiam and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 05:31:00] Eiam [312/699] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [226/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:53 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/06/17 07:51:20] Eiam and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 20:33:24] Eiam [337/699] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [676/917] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/07/17 19:23:19] Eiam was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:41:34 from level 66.
[09/08/17 10:32:01] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:33:51 towards level 66.
[09/10/17 10:09:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 19 days, 11:57:53 toward level 66.
[09/10/17 23:37:48] Zye [491/794] has challenged Eiam [577/699] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Zye's clock.
[09/10/17 23:52:05] PiotrekD, Eiam, and manish17xxx [1041/2101] have team battled Sixbierehomme, blizgerg, and LordH [2647/2804] and lost! 3 days, 00:19:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 05:03:53] noother, Fluttershy, and challene [1348/1637] have team battled Woona, Eiam, and Sticky [1750/2048] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 09:50:42] nickware, JensRex, and Cameron_D [2131/2903] have team battled sjefen6, kensington, and Eiam [1810/2077] and won! 0 days, 19:37:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 12:51:55] Eiam [45/699] has challenged Pici [46/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:37:01 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/12/17 06:55:00] Eiam [177/699] has challenged challene [26/279] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:46:52 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/12/17 16:47:19] Eiam got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:41:06 from level 66.
[09/14/17 01:32:09] Nistur [73/344] has challenged Eiam [190/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Nistur's clock.
[09/14/17 13:25:31] shandor [206/550] has come upon Eiam [598/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:15:13 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/14/17 20:43:09] sjefen6, Eiam, and MadHatter [1331/1788] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Crazycatlady, and unicron [883/2271] and won! 6 days, 00:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/17 19:13:00] SchrodingersScat [665/869] has challenged Eiam [474/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:38:53 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[09/17/17 12:47:15] Eiam and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 02:57:37] Vroomfondel [261/391] has come upon Eiam [393/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:50 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/18/17 23:17:03] Luamil [2/25] has challenged Eiam [519/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Luamil's clock.
[09/19/17 20:55:22] vox, wulk, and Iri [1520/2089] have team battled IdleMaster, BronyDee, and Eiam [462/1866] and won! 0 days, 05:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 01:25:52] ToHellWithGA [116/454] has come upon Eiam [452/699] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:14:33 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/20/17 03:57:07] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:17 towards level 66.
[09/20/17 06:33:24] Eiam, suterismus, and sasaniak [1751/2465] have team battled MadMan, lipek, and mordac [2115/3348] and lost! 0 days, 17:15:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/17 14:07:56] Eiam and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 01:12:14] Eiam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:58 towards level 66.
[09/21/17 01:53:32] Fattyeater and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 21:32:01] Eiam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:11 towards level 66.
[09/24/17 19:32:22] Eiam had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:36 towards level 66.
[10/11/17 16:07:36] basicMiracle, MadMan, and Eiam [1904/2126] have team battled Chuck, noother, and Boulder [330/2013] and won! 0 days, 05:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 20:46:10] Eiam, neurospex, and Gatewayy [134/2629] have team battled Mars, kork, and b00 [922/1199] and lost! 2 days, 16:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/17 20:18:27] himuraken, unicron, and Eiam [1136/2325] have team battled Lemelisk, Globalirc, and LordH [2763/2816] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/17 08:00:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 23:28:05 toward level 66.
[10/14/17 01:07:46] kline [57/412] has challenged Eiam [292/699] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:03:48 is added to kline's clock.
[10/14/17 07:49:39] Dalai [40/220] has challenged Eiam [201/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/14/17 18:11:14] Eiam and csssuf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 06:34:33] Eiam misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:33:15 from level 66.
[10/17/17 08:51:38] elf [481/919] has come upon Eiam [688/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:15:35 is added to elf's clock.
[10/18/17 04:21:33] Eiam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:21 from level 66.
[10/21/17 08:53:41] WallIdl [616/980] has come upon Eiam [84/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:25:48 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[10/22/17 01:35:47] allo, m0shbear, and Eiam [1362/1955] have team battled manish17xxx, Cypher, and pfoley [777/2422] and won! 1 day, 13:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 16:51:57] Eiam and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 23:54:10] megaprogman [21/23] has challenged Eiam [76/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to megaprogman's clock.
[10/25/17 23:40:34] suterismus, Doctor, and holloway [1228/3065] have team battled Lemelisk, Eiam, and RedW [1757/2735] and lost! 3 days, 01:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 11:36:14] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:36 towards level 66.
[11/17/17 02:28:12] djm and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 10:45:51] Eiam broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:52 from level 66.
[11/19/17 05:47:14] Eiam [542/699] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [328/643] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[11/19/17 19:28:48] Gizmokid2005 [578/917] has come upon Eiam [569/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:33 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[11/20/17 03:07:48] sjefen6 [416/422] has challenged Eiam [279/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:14:05 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/21/17 03:37:27] Eiam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:46:13 towards level 67.
[11/22/17 06:25:06] Eiam [283/699] has challenged neurospex [989/1116] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:40:24 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/22/17 14:19:49] Gatewayy, Andries, and vegadark [319/2153] have team battled Luamil, CornFly, and Eiam [1202/2149] and lost! 0 days, 15:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/17 18:29:16] Atan [109/621] has challenged Eiam [583/699] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:28:50 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/24/17 10:42:19] qwerty [246/279] has challenged Eiam [626/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to qwerty's clock.
[11/25/17 09:05:43] grooverider [537/1208] has come upon Eiam [431/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:14:50 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/25/17 13:52:26] Andries [370/800] has challenged Eiam [232/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:50:40 is removed from Andries's clock.
[11/25/17 21:39:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 18 days, 12:14:10 toward level 67.
[11/26/17 16:59:09] Eiam and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 17:48:08] Eiam got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:17:44 from level 67.
[11/26/17 23:25:49] irix, soltys, and qwerty [36/1851] have team battled Eiam, bigjay, and Heisenberg [1649/2708] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 02:04:52] Eiam [300/699] has challenged crysys [52/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:34:39 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[11/27/17 07:34:13] Eiam and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 21:11:23] dodobrain [808/893] has challenged Eiam [545/699] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:05:43 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[11/28/17 00:12:23] Eiam [369/699] has challenged shandor [133/625] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:54:16 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[11/28/17 10:46:04] Eiam, Milquetoast, and Agent86 [2146/2245] have team battled sunri5e, Heisenberg, and i8Rzoc [73/1695] and won! 1 day, 09:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 22:40:30] SlowRiot, moveax, and glorgamitch [1812/1867] have team battled Mirc0p, Gatewayy, and Eiam [1483/2333] and won! 0 days, 01:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 20:40:49] brycec, Heisenberg, and JensRex [34/2764] have team battled neurospex, Eiam, and Syloq [2008/2259] and lost! 3 days, 07:52:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/17 23:37:20] Eiam [359/699] has challenged LegendaryQ [242/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:48:59 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/01/17 04:39:07] Eiam [99/699] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [676/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:27:31 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/01/17 06:06:25] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:18 towards level 67.
[12/02/17 07:41:01] Eiam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:45:52 from level 67.
[12/03/17 03:47:44] Eiam, Milquetoast, and Avocet [461/2443] have team battled droogie, allo, and Lnk [909/2052] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/17 09:53:11] ncarl747 [520/829] has come upon Eiam [217/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:28:27 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[12/04/17 10:45:27] Eiam and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 08:50:20] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:02 towards level 67.
[12/05/17 10:08:47] Eiam, kline, and dindinx [1049/1865] have team battled Euronur, Dalai, and PiotrekD [908/1954] and won! 0 days, 02:14:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 16:16:25] idlerpgww, Eiam, and CornFly [808/2247] have team battled valdur55, MJ94, and Asara [850/2892] and lost! 1 day, 06:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 10:18:46] Eiam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:03:34 from level 67.
[12/06/17 11:37:25] Eiam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:15 towards level 67.
[12/06/17 23:16:13] Eiam [279/699] has come upon cirdan [103/869] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:04:14 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/09/17 04:54:04] dwfreed [459/513] has come upon Eiam [173/699] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:41:17 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/09/17 15:36:58] Eiam and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 23:55:35] Eiam [659/699] has challenged pants [774/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:51 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/10/17 09:35:31] AbrahamLinksys [338/436] has come upon Eiam [262/699] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:07:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/11/17 10:08:55] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:09 towards level 67.
[12/11/17 20:55:13] os-5185, SirMonkeybox, and dax [2255/2415] have team battled brendan, Eiam, and ohnx [345/3131] and won! 0 days, 08:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 18:18:57] manish17xxx [358/731] has challenged Eiam [527/699] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:22:07 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[12/12/17 23:40:44] Eiam fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Eiam's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/17 13:57:08] Eiam and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 07:29:04] ishanyx and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 09:21:52] Eiam [644/699] has challenged Bradicus [215/672] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/16/17 20:48:16] Asara [146/1213] has come upon Eiam [275/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:07:25 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/16/17 21:53:52] vox, damyan, and Bradicus [933/2663] have team battled Eiam, Boohbah, and V`ger [449/1930] and won! 1 day, 04:21:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 00:12:35] Megumin, ncarl747, and Atan [1720/1738] have team battled Eiam, Eldoreth, and bootdisk [1221/2378] and won! 0 days, 03:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 10:58:33] Eiam [272/699] has challenged qwerty [96/393] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:44:01 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/18/17 13:01:26] bigjay, moveax, and IndigoTiger [921/2673] have team battled Eiam, RedW, and sunri5e [394/2246] and won! 0 days, 23:56:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/17 12:02:04] RedW [249/943] has come upon Eiam [415/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:09:06 is added to RedW's clock.
[12/23/17 07:54:20] Eiam and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 04:33:09] allo [143/482] has come upon Eiam [217/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:22:54 is added to allo's clock.
[12/25/17 11:57:16] Eiam, xayto, and glorgamitch [1222/1885] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Sixbierehomme, and Bradicus [156/1940] and won! 1 day, 06:03:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 00:44:47] Globalirc [386/771] has challenged Eiam [23/699] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:59:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/26/17 14:29:33] Eiam [255/699] has come upon Roxana [155/257] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:54:22 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/26/17 16:22:50] Eiam, Bob, and suterismus [1983/2592] have team battled kork, Asara, and Lemelisk [2317/2587] and lost! 1 day, 19:45:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 05:54:29] Eiam [363/699] has challenged Boohbah [719/763] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:07:28 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/27/17 20:01:10] Eiam [68/699] has challenged Gatewayy [509/883] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:44:09 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/28/17 10:57:50] Eiam [498/699] has come upon sjefen6 [157/419] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:59:19 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[12/30/17 00:44:55] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:29:23 towards level 68.
[12/30/17 20:02:24] Eiam and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 09:28:45] Eiam [257/699] has challenged Neo [299/354] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:27:58 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/31/17 14:23:42] Eiam [619/699] has come upon kenyon [751/988] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:38:12 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/31/17 17:31:29] Milquetoast [586/962] has challenged Eiam [212/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:32:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/17 21:08:37] elf [638/913] has come upon Eiam [146/699] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:17:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/01/18 23:13:17] Eiam had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:57 towards level 68.
[01/02/18 00:12:40] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:59 towards level 68.
[01/02/18 00:42:41] Sundance [40/699] has come upon Eiam [243/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:12:11 is added to Sundance's clock.
[01/02/18 18:54:10] zankore [401/798] has challenged Eiam [125/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:52 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/03/18 09:14:59] Eiam and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 18:17:43] Eiam and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 15:46:07] ishanyx and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 17:04:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 2 days, 16:43:08 toward level 68.
[01/04/18 20:05:52] Atan, Globalirc, and pixelate [241/1797] have team battled Xenthys, Eiam, and holloway [1894/2259] and lost! 5 days, 18:41:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/18 19:19:01] Eiam broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:53:50 from level 68.
[01/05/18 21:28:30] Eiam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:07 towards level 68.
[01/05/18 23:33:25] Eiam and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 08:39:20] tspange [144/771] has challenged Eiam [263/699] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:10:20 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/06/18 13:05:14] codedeeply [729/832] has come upon Eiam [276/699] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:15:11 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[01/06/18 20:43:04] idisjunction [471/918] has challenged Eiam [622/699] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:25:35 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/07/18 22:15:45] Eiam was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:35:01 from level 68.
[01/08/18 03:55:25] MrGlass [253/777] has challenged Eiam [556/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:49 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/08/18 22:01:38] Bob [80/541] has challenged Eiam [32/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:03:55 is removed from Bob's clock.
[01/09/18 00:08:43] kenyon [931/993] has come upon Eiam [52/699] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:05:55 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/09/18 13:06:48] AngryParsley [54/936] has challenged Eiam [277/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/10/18 07:13:14] sbp [321/608] has challenged Eiam [314/699] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:37:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/11/18 06:13:49] Majak, bl4ckscor3, and cirdan [1413/1852] have team battled Eiam, Roxana, and Iri [923/1540] and won! 5 days, 09:48:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/18 19:05:57] Eiam [499/699] has come upon ishanyx [487/620] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:51:03 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/13/18 08:53:32] Eiam and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 09:51:46] Euronur [353/734] has come upon Eiam [186/699] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:04:28 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[01/13/18 13:36:02] koyaan [120/400] has challenged Eiam [579/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to koyaan's clock.
[01/13/18 18:20:16] Eiam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:01 towards level 68.
[01/13/18 23:34:13] Eiam got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:45 from level 68.
[01/14/18 01:08:54] mordac [641/1130] has come upon Eiam [33/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:07:20 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/14/18 12:03:14] Eiam, IdleMaster, and KeboDK [165/2310] have team battled ejai, Agent86, and CoffeeMonster [1131/1503] and lost! 0 days, 15:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/18 20:20:12] Eiam [289/699] has challenged Meta [43/1082] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:59 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/16/18 12:25:37] LordH [710/1059] has challenged Eiam [34/699] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:58:19 is removed from LordH's clock.
[01/16/18 14:30:37] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:27 towards level 68.
[01/16/18 14:47:45] Eiam and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/18 21:49:47] Eiam and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 18:35:58] vrillusions [1058/1073] has challenged Eiam [314/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:58:06 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[01/17/18 22:37:23] Eiam [308/699] has challenged dclaw123 [472/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:04 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/19/18 05:04:59] koyaan, Zoddo, and viceroy [872/1775] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Eiam, and lipek [793/2608] and won! 0 days, 02:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 08:57:08] Eiam [477/699] has challenged adamchainz [338/581] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:51 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/21/18 06:38:47] Taffer [189/722] has challenged Eiam [271/699] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/22/18 01:51:56] Andries [607/783] has come upon Eiam [585/699] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:30:22 is removed from Andries's clock.
[01/22/18 06:56:23] fattrat [1163/1180] has come upon Eiam [289/699] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:25:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/23/18 04:17:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 11 days, 10:39:00 toward level 69.
[01/24/18 00:04:29] Eiam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:59:41 towards level 69.
[01/24/18 08:38:28] Eiam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:49 towards level 69.
[01/24/18 15:31:06] Eiam [281/699] has challenged Brady [72/614] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:31:07 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/25/18 07:54:25] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:55 towards level 69.
[01/25/18 13:09:26] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:17:48 towards level 69.
[01/25/18 19:47:28] Birdbones [321/927] has come upon Eiam [560/699] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:28:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/25/18 20:21:43] Eiam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:23 towards level 69.
[01/26/18 19:48:44] Eiam [593/699] has challenged JuanMaestro [43/715] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:33:25 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/26/18 22:26:58] crysys [140/480] has come upon Eiam [697/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:59:10 is added to crysys's clock.
[01/27/18 19:40:18] LukeLR [74/240] has challenged Eiam [254/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/28/18 12:28:34] Brady [593/618] has come upon Eiam [559/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:52 is removed from Brady's clock.
[01/29/18 07:09:58] seanmnaes [332/410] has come upon Eiam [520/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:21 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/29/18 14:25:22] Eiam, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [2402/2518] have team battled JuanMaestro, apiw, and Tenorman [196/2352] and won! 2 days, 01:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 00:24:18] Eiam and WereSquirrel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 14:00:55] Eiam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:31 towards level 69.
[02/08/18 14:49:13] double, ilbelkyr, and h00k [870/2471] have team battled damyan, Eiam, and Zaratustra [2193/2543] and lost! 1 day, 14:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/18 18:29:39] h00k [661/864] has challenged Eiam [322/699] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:41:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/09/18 00:02:34] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:05 towards level 69.
[02/10/18 22:09:00] astropoint, speedmann, and cirdan [430/1723] have team battled Eiam, Dork_Knight, and PinkiePie [1419/2201] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/18 01:31:41] Eiam, codedeeply, idlerpgww, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/18 21:07:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 0 days, 06:42:14 toward level 69.
[02/12/18 02:36:16] Eiam [267/699] has challenged pants [72/881] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:19:01 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/12/18 05:32:03] RedW, bl4ckscor3, and liara [1223/2073] have team battled Eiam, ishanyx, and Sharky4 [265/1708] and won! 3 days, 20:47:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 22:20:33] Eiam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:32:01 towards level 70.
[02/14/18 05:18:29] Eiam [305/699] has challenged Mithkabob [334/433] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:45:55 is added to Eiam's clock.
[02/14/18 07:51:27] Eiam, freeboson, and holloway [1901/2383] have team battled djm, fattrat, and grooverider [2672/3039] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 10:57:05] Eiam, prime, Ttech, and ruan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/18 10:57:05] ruan [506/868] has come upon Eiam [489/699] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:42:22 is removed from ruan's clock.
[02/17/18 12:52:18] Eiam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:21:39 towards level 70.
[02/17/18 20:26:29] Eiam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:35:49 towards level 70.
[02/18/18 02:45:10] Eiam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:58:48 from level 70.
[02/18/18 22:01:04] Eiam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:39 towards level 70.
[02/18/18 22:31:18] Vroomfondel [333/766] has come upon Eiam [547/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:01:44 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[02/21/18 06:26:23] Eiam and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 11:40:54] Eiam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:28 towards level 70.
[02/22/18 03:51:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 14 days, 11:42:24 toward level 70.
[02/22/18 06:51:21] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:14 towards level 70.
[06/02/18 07:43:16] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:41 towards level 70.
[06/03/18 01:53:58] Crazycatlady and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/18 21:04:17] Eiam [534/699] has challenged Birdbones [358/1249] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:55:36 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/04/18 22:13:09] elbie [432/828] has challenged Eiam [64/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:53 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/07/18 17:34:27] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:25 towards level 70.
[09/13/18 17:24:57] Beavis [629/1030] has challenged Eiam [624/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:55:37 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/13/18 19:24:45] manish17xxx [55/735] has come upon Eiam [177/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:14:25 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[09/15/18 07:25:00] KeboDK [969/992] has come upon Eiam [340/699] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:59:35 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/15/18 09:31:09] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:24 towards level 70.
[09/25/18 18:40:54] kier [148/867] has come upon Eiam [267/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:35:21 is added to kier's clock.
[09/26/18 20:25:09] Eiam [105/699] has come upon Elgo [316/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/28/18 00:53:45] Eiam [491/699] has challenged kork [20/414] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:21:25 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/28/18 12:40:19] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:49:24 towards level 71.
[10/23/18 15:49:29] Eiam [653/699] has challenged FSM [248/426] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:59:58 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/25/18 13:49:45] ishanyx, pfoley, and CornFly [2005/2512] have team battled brendan, Eiam, and irix [2389/3096] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 10:22:16] bigjay [6/1413] has come upon Eiam [686/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:14:41 is added to bigjay's clock.
[10/26/18 16:40:22] Eiam [59/699] has challenged agrajag [377/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:59:41 is added to Eiam's clock.
[10/27/18 00:13:03] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:52 towards level 71.
[10/27/18 18:02:25] Eiam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:52:20 towards level 71.
[10/28/18 01:51:37] woonack [33/497] has come upon Eiam [387/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:43:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/28/18 11:46:18] vox, Lios, and MJ94 [14/2748] have team battled dax, Eiam, and lipek [2529/2534] and lost! 2 days, 04:55:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/18 02:03:20] Eiam [126/699] has come upon idlerpgww [442/591] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:41:25 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/15/18 05:41:43] Eiam [402/699] has challenged pants [728/942] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:34:09 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/15/18 16:44:15] Eiam [615/699] has challenged ohnx [719/840] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:54:49 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/17/18 07:46:01] kenyon [1179/1391] has challenged Eiam [484/699] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:37:20 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/04/18 21:07:41] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:52:58 towards level 71.
[12/05/18 11:29:39] idlerpgww [122/763] has challenged Eiam [368/699] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[12/06/18 13:08:00] D.Va and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 11:12:07] Eiam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:09:11 from level 71.
[12/07/18 11:59:21] xonic, Eiam, and brendan [2456/2492] have team battled Nofew, Ratigan, and sjefen6 [1552/2156] and won! 0 days, 03:58:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 16:49:19] Eiam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:13:12 towards level 71.
[12/07/18 21:08:06] Eiam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:57:16 towards level 71.
[12/08/18 18:29:11] Hypino [180/207] has challenged Eiam [678/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Hypino's clock.
[01/03/19 14:52:56] snakegums [4/382] has challenged Eiam [205/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to snakegums's clock.
[01/04/19 01:58:27] SpikeX [123/878] has challenged Eiam [127/699] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:24:43 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[01/04/19 14:00:13] Eiam and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 22:19:48] Eiam and NRKist have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 00:33:28] Eiam, xonic, and m0shbear [1582/2038] have team battled AngryParsley, suterismus, and Lemelisk [2537/3877] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/19 08:17:13] Geela [591/709] has come upon Eiam [201/705] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:34:04 is removed from Geela's clock.
[01/05/19 23:09:04] Eiam [432/705] has challenged JensRex [847/1102] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:49:58 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/06/19 02:09:48] Eiam [222/705] has challenged mordac [1046/1265] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:02:36 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/06/19 14:07:04] Crazycatlady and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 05:50:15] Eiam got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:15:18 from level 71.
[01/07/19 15:11:01] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:51 towards level 71.
[01/08/19 01:49:01] crudd [203/673] has challenged Eiam [632/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to crudd's clock.
[01/08/19 19:25:31] lagertonne [40/659] has challenged Eiam [105/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:42 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[01/24/19 08:14:12] Eiam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Eiam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/19 08:15:18] Lemelisk [128/1333] has come upon Eiam [453/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:45:53 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[01/25/19 15:20:43] Eiam and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/19 08:29:37] sjums_the_great, Cameron_D, and Eiam [1673/2761] have team battled suterismus, BagelBites, and allo [594/2267] and won! 5 days, 03:11:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/19 10:39:30] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:03:28 towards level 71.
[02/16/19 07:12:19] Eiam [335/706] has come upon IdleMaster [507/779] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:03:02 is added to Eiam's clock.
[02/16/19 19:52:13] boogol [34/204] has challenged Eiam [609/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to boogol's clock.
[02/17/19 04:43:30] Eiam [460/706] has come upon JensRex [154/1110] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:03:26 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[02/18/19 23:09:47] Eiam and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/19 16:57:38] Zoddo [63/1118] has come upon Eiam [27/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:48:38 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[03/16/19 06:02:23] vox [768/1154] has challenged Eiam [567/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:04:13 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/16/19 22:10:38] Roxana, nickware, and kenyon [1992/3243] have team battled strife, bootdisk, and Eiam [1274/2471] and won! 0 days, 13:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 01:02:58] bebbet, GilbertErik, and Eiam [1320/2110] have team battled xayto, bigjay, and Bradicus [953/3053] and won! 0 days, 06:08:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 14:56:23] Eiam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:59 towards level 71.
[03/17/19 22:57:07] TauPan, strife, and Eiam [1053/1582] have team battled Zaratustra, MaryMaid, and fattrat [1289/2581] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 00:11:10] Eiam [579/706] has challenged rxcomm [1071/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:59:27 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/18/19 13:18:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 4 days, 16:31:44 toward level 71.
[03/18/19 15:32:36] waifu [177/854] has come upon Eiam [470/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:20 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/19/19 09:14:56] Eiam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:57 from level 71.
[04/24/19 22:49:16] Eiam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:58 towards level 71.
[04/25/19 01:34:06] Eiam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:45 towards level 71.
[04/25/19 05:39:57] Eiam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:28 towards level 71.
[05/10/19 13:13:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 3 days, 00:56:24 toward level 71.
[05/10/19 16:37:40] ToHellWithGA, hannesenator, and Misza [1380/3428] have team battled micah, Eiam, and sunri5e [685/2335] and won! 0 days, 07:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 03:19:11] Herb_Tarlek, Eiam, and fattrat [2412/2865] have team battled Mateusz, rxcomm, and yano [1453/2833] and won! 0 days, 18:10:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 03:49:32] brycec and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 14:21:05] Syloq [518/543] has challenged Eiam [16/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:10 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[05/13/19 17:21:29] Eiam [402/706] has come upon himuraken [391/971] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:06 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[05/16/19 15:32:39] keepermurf and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/19 17:52:19] HeavyPodda, Clearcasting, and Nechayev [2279/2421] have team battled ilbelkyr, Eiam, and Faker [2037/2093] and won! 0 days, 01:41:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 07:11:47] Eiam [57/706] has challenged Globalirc [786/906] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/19/19 02:54:08] idlerpgww [208/732] has challenged Eiam [316/706] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[05/25/19 08:23:48] KeboDK, Eiam, and anarcat [422/1862] have team battled dxrt, m0shbear, and Bahhumbug [1878/2755] and lost! 0 days, 12:42:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 21:29:30] blizgerg [201/1345] has challenged Eiam [25/706] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:32:55 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/26/19 19:59:05] xmj [231/238] has challenged Eiam [289/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to xmj's clock.
[05/26/19 20:14:45] D.Va, Majak, Eiam, and petrichor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/19 02:08:35] womblecat [391/643] has come upon Eiam [18/706] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:11:43 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/27/19 03:53:44] Eiam [33/706] has come upon dax [149/569] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:03:13 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/27/19 10:10:53] Eiam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:35:42 from level 72.
[05/28/19 09:03:11] Eiam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:09:55 towards level 72.
[05/28/19 09:12:07] Eiam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:40:45 from level 72.
[05/31/19 08:56:29] Eiam, snek, and Zoddo [16/2136] have team battled Iceman, pants, and pfoley [145/2818] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/19 12:58:07] Majak and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 18:55:55] Sharky4 [661/810] has challenged Eiam [389/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:12 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[07/14/19 02:15:26] GipsyPureGold, Mateusz, and Ratigan [1685/2017] have team battled skarlso, Nofew, and Eiam [81/2026] and won! 0 days, 00:28:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 02:37:14] Eiam [328/708] has come upon ishanyx [748/775] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:12:37 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/14/19 05:35:12] AngryParsley, wMw, and inittab [1471/2246] have team battled meskio, Eiam, and elbie [494/2395] and won! 0 days, 00:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 00:07:48] Eiam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:18:30 towards level 72.
[07/15/19 18:11:48] inittab [162/486] has challenged Eiam [383/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:46:57 is added to inittab's clock.
[07/16/19 07:14:06] nawcom [35/119] has challenged Eiam [705/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to nawcom's clock.
[07/16/19 14:52:25] Eiam [379/708] has come upon ilbelkyr [270/1061] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:37:05 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[07/16/19 16:16:41] MadMan [581/1162] has challenged Eiam [531/708] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:56:19 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[07/17/19 05:19:34] snek [86/638] has challenged Eiam [458/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:46 is added to snek's clock.
[07/18/19 20:33:35] Eiam [49/708] has come upon Varjatticus [269/300] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:38:29 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/19/19 01:31:46] Eiam [540/708] has come upon FSM [57/784] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:25:09 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[07/19/19 04:27:49] xayto [102/769] has come upon Eiam [609/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:35:37 is added to xayto's clock.
[07/19/19 17:33:47] Eiam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:58:36 towards level 72.
[07/21/19 03:17:06] alephnull [129/822] has come upon Eiam [408/708] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:15:24 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/21/19 06:40:44] Eiam [76/708] has challenged sunri5e [613/1222] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:57:27 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/22/19 13:21:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Eiam with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 17:53:29 from level 72.
[07/24/19 12:38:09] Eiam, inittab, and Velyn [1134/1507] have team battled nawcom, RedW, and Curious_Onion [80/1965] and won! 0 days, 00:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/19 14:58:42] bookworm [91/386] has challenged Eiam [508/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:00:46 is added to bookworm's clock.
[07/24/19 15:32:44] Eiam and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 14:38:35] Eiam [186/708] has come upon elbie [764/1005] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:32:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/25/19 15:04:07] darkmage [28/1299] has challenged Eiam [172/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:28:31 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/25/19 16:58:27] Eiam EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:24:23 from level 72.
[07/26/19 05:07:46] Eiam, zid, and buksi [596/2530] have team battled HeavyPodda, efertone, and Cameron_D [2746/3129] and lost! 1 day, 20:11:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/19 18:22:02] Eiam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:28:19 towards level 72.
[07/27/19 10:13:38] Eiam [197/708] has challenged Brady [297/917] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:32:34 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/27/19 13:57:05] Eiam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:41:15 from level 72.
[07/27/19 17:01:49] Majak, bisco, and Eiam [1079/2130] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, soltys, and MiddlewareMonkey [1057/2222] and won! 0 days, 20:29:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 16:57:03] Eiam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:50 towards level 72.
[07/30/19 08:29:00] sunri5e [530/1222] has challenged Eiam [5/715] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:50:28 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/12/19 23:08:37] CornFly, ishanyx, and Crazycatlady [1902/2621] have team battled Eiam, loomysh, and bebbet [1627/2181] and won! 0 days, 03:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 00:00:10] Lemelisk [800/1351] has come upon Eiam [53/715] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:10:17 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[09/13/19 11:29:06] Beavis [937/1142] has challenged Eiam [361/715] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:56:03 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/15/19 20:56:23] Eiam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:52:51 towards level 72.
[09/15/19 23:42:39] Eiam [604/715] has challenged TimWolla [584/921] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:11:13 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/18/19 19:58:33] Eiam [533/715] has challenged lipek [1218/1341] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:22:56 is added to Eiam's clock.
[09/19/19 06:53:22] The_Joker and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 19:01:24] Eiam sharpened the edge of their weapon! Eiam's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/19 06:22:54] GilbertErik, elf, and dartainus [1709/2626] have team battled tmberg, Bahhumbug, and Eiam [2202/3308] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 07:06:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 22 days, 19:06:54 toward level 72.
[09/22/19 00:13:28] Eiam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:23:30 from level 72.
[09/22/19 07:58:35] Yogi [35/188] has come upon Eiam [419/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:02 is added to Yogi's clock.
[09/22/19 15:18:34] PlasmaStar [16/495] has come upon Eiam [465/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:13:20 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[09/22/19 15:22:32] Eiam and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/20 21:54:15] mwhahaha [10/1018] has challenged Eiam [604/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:40:34 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/24/20 05:48:48] Eiam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:25 towards level 72.
[01/24/20 11:57:36] Eiam [659/718] has challenged canton7 [51/1166] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:09:21 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/24/20 15:07:01] Eiam [716/718] has come upon zid [212/941] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:55:38 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/24/20 17:18:36] Pici and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/20 21:34:51] sigmg [354/782] has come upon Eiam [25/718] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:37:32 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[01/24/20 21:46:27] Eiam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:36 towards level 72.
[01/25/20 20:34:45] Eiam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:45:01 from level 72.
[01/26/20 06:04:35] Roxana, Eiam, and ncarl747 [1165/2798] have team battled buyoq, Agent86, and Nechayev [941/2033] and won! 1 day, 05:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/20 09:23:17] Eiam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:28 towards level 72.
[01/26/20 22:06:15] ncarl747 [274/859] has come upon Eiam [433/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:28:22 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[01/27/20 12:30:03] Eiam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:02 towards level 72.
[01/27/20 14:39:25] micah, Eiam, and meskio [86/2538] have team battled lakwatsero, Mithkabob, and elbie [988/1781] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 09:37:18] Eiam and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 15:41:58] Eiam [613/718] has come upon Pici [758/1290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:46:49 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/29/20 07:35:12] Eiam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:22 towards level 72.
[03/06/20 00:04:14] Beefcan [61/502] has challenged Eiam [538/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:07:01 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/07/20 17:13:39] Eiam [619/718] has challenged GipsyPureGold [154/653] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:26 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/07/20 20:18:20] GilbertErik, bobvador, and ohnx [35/2230] have team battled Eiam, RBecker, and Ironhoof [1741/2803] and lost! 0 days, 07:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/20 11:11:27] Eiam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:08 from level 72.
[03/09/20 11:44:31] Majak, tms, and Eiam [710/1881] have team battled Birdbones, Lnk, and petrichor [549/3606] and won! 0 days, 01:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/20 18:49:48] Eiam [551/718] has challenged LapTop006 [164/579] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[03/11/20 04:36:44] Eiam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:30:46 towards level 73.
[03/13/20 23:50:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Eiam 14 days, 02:26:16 toward level 73.
[03/14/20 02:49:57] algernon, Eiam, and WallIdl [458/2185] have team battled canton7, PiotrekD, and efertone [591/2678] and lost! 1 day, 13:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/20 00:51:38] Vinaduro [83/295] has challenged Eiam [596/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Vinaduro's clock.
[03/21/20 19:37:38] kenyon [4/1089] has challenged Eiam [658/718] in combat and lost! 37 days, 22:33:37 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/22/20 15:41:49] Bahhumbug [554/930] has challenged Eiam [643/718] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:23:49 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[03/22/20 18:15:27] Iceman [920/999] has come upon Eiam [274/718] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:20:06 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[03/23/20 07:45:11] Lemelisk [1173/1404] has challenged Eiam [214/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:56:34 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[03/23/20 14:55:38] StalkR [241/502] has come upon Eiam [305/718] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:07:14 is added to StalkR's clock.
[03/23/20 23:13:07] Eiam [374/718] has come upon bigjay [1333/1529] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:30:08 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/24/20 20:50:42] Eiam [388/718] has come upon pollo [852/1059] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:06:16 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/24/20 22:24:29] Eiam [6/718] has come upon pollo [569/1059] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:48:48 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/25/20 02:22:07] efertone [102/480] has come upon Eiam [692/718] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:59:22 is added to efertone's clock.
[03/25/20 13:44:34] desikitteh [189/260] has challenged Eiam [266/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[03/25/20 14:00:17] crysys, m0shbear, and micah [647/2941] have team battled Varjatticus, Eiam, and AbrahamLinksys [1520/1702] and lost! 1 day, 11:45:00 is added to their clocks.