Player Info

User: Ephod
Class: Bathrobed Vacuum Cleaner
Admin?: No
Level: 39
Next level: 2 days, 02:40:21
Status: Offline
Host: JMcAfreak!~JMcAfreak@unaffiliated/jmcafreak
Account Created: Fri Jun 9 03:29:37 2017
Last login: Tue Jul 4 21:56:16 2017
Total time idled: 15 days, 02:24:40
Current position: [119,466]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 115 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 37
charm: 24
gloves: 32
helm: 35
leggings: 37
ring: 74 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 27
tunic: 83 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 33

sum: 497

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 02:25:20
part: None
quest: 0 days, 00:31:52
quit: 0 days, 05:32:07

total: 0 days, 08:29:19

Character Modifiers

[12/28/12 13:52:02] Ephod [0/1] has challenged GaveUp [216/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/28/12 14:51:54] Ephod [2/17] has challenged IdleBot [348/1439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/28/12 17:18:26] Ephod [51/59] has challenged argus [500/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/28/12 19:57:06] Ephod [91/96] has challenged ReNDoM [541/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/28/12 22:31:23] Ephod [78/126] has challenged nosklo [221/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/29/12 01:21:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 0 days, 00:09:38 toward level 17.
[12/29/12 05:02:53] Synergist, pp00, and Ephod [333/733] have team battled Jareeta, Iuz, and woonack [1398/2517] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/12 06:13:59] felipe [412/464] has challenged Ephod [43/146] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:16:29 is removed from felipe's clock.
[12/29/12 06:33:39] Ephod and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/12 06:34:48] Ephod [30/157] has challenged MONITOR_BOT [267/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/29/12 16:34:42] Ephod [0/193] has challenged brimstone [625/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/29/12 21:22:45] Ephod [86/193] has challenged Hans.Wurst [69/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[12/30/12 07:41:27] Ephod [156/221] has challenged Babar [197/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/30/12 15:11:03] Ephod [186/242] has challenged Plasmastar [113/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[12/30/12 21:39:53] Ephod [97/261] has challenged SavageHenry [119/172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Ephod's clock.
[12/31/12 00:59:47] Ephod [121/261] has come upon GaveUp [327/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:58 is added to Ephod's clock.

[12/31/12 08:14:28] Ephod [67/281] has challenged s1amson [488/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/01/13 02:02:49] Ephod [42/284] has challenged suterismus [470/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/01/13 02:44:19] Ephod ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:07 from level 30.
[01/01/13 05:32:33] AngryParsley [289/436] has challenged Ephod [167/284] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:40:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/01/13 16:46:50] Ephod [49/287] has challenged Nasrudin [1013/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/01/13 17:35:29] Ciphohs5 [115/442] has challenged Ephod [213/287] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:00:48 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[01/01/13 18:48:10] Ephod ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:28 from level 31.
[01/02/13 06:20:01] jmaugue, Ephod, and Robodashy [531/1311] have team battled zhaofeng, sniegol, and vegadark [485/1686] and won! 0 days, 00:35:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/13 08:55:30] Ephod [241/289] has challenged Vostok [61/571] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/03/13 08:07:48] Ephod [266/331] has challenged BlastHardcheese [390/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/03/13 16:47:01] dwfreed [260/737] has challenged Ephod [242/331] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:56:09 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/04/13 05:23:30] Ephod [59/398] has challenged tw [230/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/05/13 05:21:04] AngryParsley [137/436] has come upon Ephod [141/398] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:49:12 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/05/13 09:50:45] Ephod [20/398] has challenged Transfusion [197/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/05/13 22:59:22] Ephod found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:57 towards level 35.
[01/06/13 11:49:02] Ephod [340/408] has challenged talso [195/208] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/06/13 19:46:40] Ephod was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:56 towards level 36.
[01/07/13 11:26:24] angelos and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/13 12:18:11] DemosDemon, seek, and wakeupscreaming [16/2267] have team battled Ephod, Animal, and Reaper [1740/2039] and lost! 1 day, 02:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/13 14:15:44] Ephod [221/408] has challenged Ttech [1058/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/09/13 22:49:00] Ephod [49/408] has come upon paysties [347/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:44 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/09/13 23:00:15] Ephod [73/408] has challenged yond [167/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/10/13 00:28:18] Ephod and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/13 15:18:04] Ephod [125/419] has challenged morph [76/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/12/13 00:26:13] Ephod discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:09 towards level 39.
[01/12/13 16:30:40] Ephod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:04 towards level 39.
[01/13/13 07:49:43] Ephod [293/419] has challenged Wolf [182/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/14/13 23:23:18] DeLorean, Ephod, and neuro [46/1685] have team battled kork, Syloq, and paysties [1300/1376] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/13 09:21:07] Ephod [194/419] has challenged pekster [182/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/16/13 17:37:04] ChiefRA and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/13 06:35:23] yond [338/748] has challenged Ephod [56/419] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:02:12 is removed from yond's clock.
[01/17/13 08:08:48] Ephod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:21 towards level 41.
[01/17/13 16:44:23] Ephod was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:45 from level 41.
[01/17/13 18:43:41] Oldiesmann [565/616] has challenged Ephod [12/419] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:50:12 is removed from Oldiesmann's clock.
[01/17/13 21:44:38] Ephod [313/419] has challenged dxrt [330/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/18/13 16:50:44] Ephod [415/419] has come upon brimstone [301/782] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:14 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[01/22/13 17:02:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 1 day, 00:53:47 toward level 42.
[01/23/13 04:33:14] Ephod [381/419] has come upon Smoovious [561/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:11 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/23/13 14:01:38] Ephod [120/419] has challenged ruan [674/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Ephod's clock.
[01/23/13 21:22:18] Ephod and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/13 19:00:26] tw [46/389] has come upon Ephod [64/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:15 is added to tw's clock.
[01/29/13 05:56:42] Ephod and heqs have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/13 21:28:55] zero_one [321/393] has challenged Ephod [53/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:46:08 is removed from zero_one's clock.
[02/01/13 19:18:41] Ephod [91/419] has come upon davidfg4 [118/225] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:02 is added to Ephod's clock.
[02/04/13 20:58:08] Ephod [287/431] has challenged amasawa [15/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[02/05/13 04:08:46] jmaugue [260/488] has challenged Ephod [372/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:43:16 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[02/05/13 19:47:37] [dmp] [326/684] has come upon Ephod [120/431] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:56:26 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[02/09/13 06:40:49] Ephod was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:46 from level 44.
[02/10/13 23:53:03] Kabaka, pekster, and paysties [665/1604] have team battled King-Off-LTC, MONITOR_BOT, and Ephod [1266/1292] and lost! 0 days, 23:32:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/13 08:56:26] Ephod [8/474] has challenged PriceChild [321/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Ephod's clock.
[02/11/13 09:19:38] Ephod [318/474] has come upon ElectRo [846/1281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:16 is added to Ephod's clock.
[02/13/13 18:01:42] Ephod was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:27 towards level 45.
[02/14/13 01:04:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 3 days, 05:49:07 toward level 45.
[02/14/13 09:44:56] naori [142/546] has challenged Ephod [78/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from naori's clock.
[02/19/13 18:35:01] gweedo767, Ciphohs5, and nikoJ [1200/1319] have team battled Ephod, Prometheus, and Iuz [1110/1499] and won! 0 days, 10:01:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/13 12:25:12] Ephod [389/490] has challenged keeper_c [479/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to Ephod's clock.
[02/20/13 13:15:06] jmaugue, yano, and heqs [1237/1766] have team battled TheWing, Ephod, and greycat [860/1839] and won! 0 days, 15:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/13 13:38:09] Ephod [123/490] has come upon Ephur [308/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:13:49 is added to Ephod's clock.
[02/21/13 18:15:18] Sir_Lemming [70/314] has challenged Ephod [261/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/22/13 20:40:07] SavageHenry, noother, and nikoJ [371/1533] have team battled rasputo, Ephod, and seek [921/1629] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/13 19:25:52] Ephod and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/13 05:43:51] EugeneKay [243/327] has challenged Ephod [179/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from EugeneKay's clock.
[02/28/13 15:32:54] Ephod bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:47 from level 46.
[02/28/13 21:09:26] SCSi, Ephod, and Oldiesmann [278/1675] have team battled tiwake, jirwin, and devnullcon [989/1228] and lost! 0 days, 18:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/13 10:00:21] Ephod [148/499] has challenged amazing [484/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:36 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/06/13 10:31:47] Ephod and jbest have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/13 06:17:34] Ephod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:47 towards level 46.
[03/07/13 17:17:27] jbroome [587/657] has come upon Ephod [452/499] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:05:03 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[03/07/13 17:18:12] jbroome [219/657] has come upon Ephod [31/499] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:15:13 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[03/09/13 02:23:42] Ephod [145/499] has challenged Killerkid [356/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:38 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/09/13 06:45:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Ephod with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:38:54 from level 46.
[03/09/13 08:32:47] Ephod [376/537] has challenged dxrt [114/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/09/13 14:37:58] Ephod [477/537] has come upon Plasmastar [147/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:48 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/09/13 18:24:08] Ephod [501/537] has challenged Taffer [351/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:53 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/09/13 18:24:08] In the fierce battle, Taffer dropped his level 36 set of leggings! Ephod picks it up, tossing his old level 30 set of leggings to Taffer.
[03/10/13 09:52:49] Ephod lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:27 from level 47.
[03/10/13 13:28:21] Ephod [389/544] has challenged PriceChild [726/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:37 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/11/13 21:36:06] iunruh [98/481] has challenged Ephod [130/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:07 is added to iunruh's clock.
[03/13/13 04:43:45] Ephod [346/544] has challenged davidfg4 [279/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:16 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/13/13 08:25:31] Ephod, Prometheus, and gipyelrah [796/1817] have team battled dxrt, suiside, and Syloq [372/2671] and won! 0 days, 03:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/13 22:45:37] Ephod [355/544] has challenged EugeneKay [200/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/14/13 05:41:24] Touhou11 [17/175] has challenged Ephod [440/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Touhou11's clock.
[03/14/13 13:51:36] Ephod [532/544] has challenged Trienish [259/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:48 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/15/13 17:32:04] bobbylight [34/313] has challenged Ephod [61/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to bobbylight's clock.
[03/15/13 19:06:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 2 days, 19:45:55 toward level 48.
[03/15/13 20:04:19] Neal, bobbylight, and Ephod [1068/1245] have team battled Syloq, vegadark, and Nofew [497/1805] and won! 0 days, 05:02:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/13 06:38:37] Ephod bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:29 towards level 48.
[03/16/13 21:27:54] DemosDemon and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/13 03:06:22] Ephod [391/544] has challenged Lenny [358/995] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:15 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/17/13 03:54:57] Ephod [14/544] has come upon gipyelrah [736/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:49 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/17/13 12:51:58] Ephod [514/544] has challenged naori [295/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/17/13 17:28:13] Animal, XJR-9, and dxrt [1844/1953] have team battled Ephod, Pici, and sasaniak [662/2052] and won! 4 days, 08:33:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/13 12:14:15] Ephod [144/544] has come upon zampa [26/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:17:08 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/20/13 20:53:11] amazing [122/647] has come upon Ephod [339/544] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:30:58 is added to amazing's clock.
[03/21/13 01:20:40] Ephod [460/544] has come upon bigjay [567/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:51 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/21/13 03:02:20] Ephod [397/544] has come upon Sir_Lemming [265/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:02:43 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/21/13 12:50:41] Str1ngS and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/13 05:45:09] Ephod [213/544] has come upon idleOne [554/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:00 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/23/13 03:46:10] Ephod [113/544] has come upon GaveUp [398/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:01 is added to Ephod's clock.
[03/23/13 06:11:11] joshz [317/420] has challenged Ephod [289/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from joshz's clock.
[03/24/13 04:10:58] Ephod [490/544] has come upon talso [361/454] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:16 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[04/03/13 06:34:27] Ephod [517/544] has challenged mamarley [46/782] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[04/03/13 09:46:21] Valkor, jack, and Ephod [1827/1862] have team battled Jinivus, Majak, and DeLorean [1164/1368] and won! 0 days, 01:40:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 14:02:21] iViLe [464/489] has challenged Ephod [490/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to iViLe's clock.
[04/03/13 14:51:47] Ephod [536/544] has challenged vegadark [62/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:59:34 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[04/24/13 11:05:58] keeper_c [760/1285] has come upon Ephod [186/544] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:13:49 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[04/24/13 18:12:45] greycat [138/801] has challenged Ephod [473/544] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:08:42 is added to greycat's clock.
[04/29/13 16:46:59] spiffytech, jmaugue, and woonack [182/2286] have team battled TauPan, ElectRo, and Ephod [649/2142] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/13 17:49:16] Ephod [16/544] has come upon oldmankdude [477/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:10 is added to Ephod's clock.
[04/30/13 17:54:03] Ephod [120/544] has challenged Smoovious [523/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:41 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/01/13 14:00:37] Ephod [474/544] has challenged PriceChild [910/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:09:54 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/01/13 19:31:36] Obelisk, ryushe, and allo [686/1597] have team battled rasputo, Ephod, and vrillusions [454/1981] and won! 0 days, 00:19:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/13 18:42:15] Ephod has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:31 from level 50.
[05/13/13 14:42:28] sigv [1/27] has challenged Ephod [68/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to sigv's clock.
[05/13/13 15:18:59] Ephod [388/544] has challenged Lenny [123/999] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:35:20 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[05/13/13 21:48:58] Ephod learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:56 towards level 50.
[05/14/13 01:53:29] Ephod was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:27 towards level 50.
[05/14/13 02:21:20] robot [30/427] has challenged Ephod [501/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:17 is added to robot's clock.
[05/14/13 06:47:47] Ephod and jmaugue have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/13 12:02:07] pekster, Gerardon, and Str1ngS [741/2027] have team battled ryushe, Ephod, and yond [1364/1831] and lost! 0 days, 09:47:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/13 13:23:52] TauPan [206/306] has challenged Ephod [277/544] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:19:47 is added to TauPan's clock.
[05/14/13 16:30:45] Ephod, TauPan, and Hakase [303/1055] have team battled HackUCF, jmaugue, and Fluttershy [402/1410] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/13 06:11:39] fx [1/8] has challenged Ephod [306/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to fx's clock.
[05/15/13 11:28:34] Ephod [377/544] has challenged joshz [425/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:26 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/15/13 20:28:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 1 day, 08:22:19 toward level 50.
[05/16/13 02:33:56] kenyon [488/965] has challenged Ephod [130/544] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:15:58 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/16/13 02:33:56] kenyon has dealt Ephod a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:55:47 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/17/13 04:43:54] Ephod and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/13 08:00:12] rmbell.the.great, Ephod, TauPan, and argus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/13 08:35:10] code_slinger [626/894] has challenged Ephod [283/544] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from code_slinger's clock.
[05/17/13 09:06:42] Ephod [453/544] has challenged MetaNova [274/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:37 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[05/17/13 11:38:07] Ephod [411/544] has challenged s1amson [104/383] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[05/17/13 20:53:03] Ephod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:55 towards level 51.
[05/18/13 11:16:35] Ephod tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:16 towards level 51.
[05/18/13 19:13:17] yond [312/765] has challenged Ephod [467/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:26 is added to yond's clock.
[05/20/13 03:28:52] Ephod [276/544] has challenged brendan [419/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:15 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/20/13 08:41:09] truffles, D4CH_RPi, and blizgerg [1156/1825] have team battled Prometheus, Ephod, and s1amson [1447/1580] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/13 03:35:29] Ephod got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:53 from level 51.
[05/22/13 21:42:12] Ephod [195/544] has challenged rmbell.the.great [472/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:54 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/23/13 15:37:52] neurospex, jmaugue, and Ephod [1414/1895] have team battled lauren, brimstone, and jbroome [774/1286] and won! 1 day, 00:54:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/13 19:37:15] SpamMage [463/721] has challenged Ephod [465/544] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[05/24/13 09:48:06] Ephod [263/544] has come upon mamarley [143/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:42 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[05/24/13 11:50:28] Ephod [515/544] has challenged HackUCF [193/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:05 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[05/24/13 14:31:19] yano [512/850] has come upon Ephod [340/544] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:24 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/25/13 14:42:00] sigv [8/249] has challenged Ephod [226/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to sigv's clock.
[05/25/13 17:48:40] ccx [221/427] has challenged Ephod [8/544] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:06:55 is removed from ccx's clock.
[05/25/13 18:26:15] io [243/335] has challenged Ephod [510/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to io's clock.
[05/26/13 05:51:09] Ephod [175/544] has challenged D4CH_RPi [130/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:03 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[05/26/13 08:50:21] SirTiktalik [78/147] has challenged Ephod [152/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to SirTiktalik's clock.
[05/26/13 22:30:21] Ephod and Str1ngS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/13 08:48:03] Ephod [200/544] has challenged Wolf [239/824] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/27/13 16:45:07] Ephod, brimstone, and GaveUp [1032/1480] have team battled rmbell.the.great, felipe, and Sir_Lemming [483/1440] and won! 2 days, 20:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/13 21:59:50] Reaper [737/848] has challenged Ephod [213/544] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:24:56 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[05/29/13 19:58:53] kapitanluffy, wakeupscreaming, and Ephod [853/2183] have team battled Skidel, joshz, and Sir_Lemming [37/1115] and won! 0 days, 03:02:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/13 12:13:29] Ephod [72/544] has challenged Trienish [468/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:29:47 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/30/13 19:15:02] Ephod [458/544] has challenged kapitanluffy [498/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:20 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/30/13 22:15:41] Ephod [79/544] has challenged talso [97/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:02:29 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/31/13 00:02:09] Ephod was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:35 towards level 52.
[05/31/13 07:47:58] bigjay [383/729] has challenged Ephod [470/544] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to bigjay's clock.
[06/01/13 02:32:12] Ephod, XJR-9, tiwake, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/13 15:55:11] Ephod and pekster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/13 16:34:40] vrillusions, Ephod, preflex, and zero_one have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/13 23:33:53] Ephod and preflex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/13 03:38:32] Ephod was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:44:24 from level 52.
[06/02/13 08:40:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 0 days, 22:47:25 toward level 52.
[06/02/13 11:17:02] Ephod learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:32 towards level 52.
[06/03/13 08:32:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Ephod with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:40:11 from level 52.
[06/03/13 13:58:42] Ephod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:00 towards level 52.
[06/03/13 17:08:27] Ephod and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/13 11:43:00] Ephod [534/544] has challenged neurospex [264/900] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:43 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/04/13 14:02:58] Gerardon, preflex, and Ephod [1277/1673] have team battled XJR-9, allo, and code_slinger [1062/2131] and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/13 01:54:41] Ephod [468/544] has challenged argus [67/576] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/05/13 08:46:24] Ephod was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:02:59 from level 53.
[06/05/13 18:51:10] nicko [646/795] has challenged Ephod [2/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:45:55 is removed from nicko's clock.
[06/06/13 22:20:56] Ephod and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/13 02:32:41] MetaNova and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/13 18:42:40] elf [356/397] has challenged Ephod [27/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/11/13 05:44:52] Ephod [23/544] has challenged DeLorean [145/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:39:31 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/11/13 11:07:01] AngryParsley [443/525] has come upon Ephod [476/544] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:37:36 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[06/12/13 07:49:56] Lenny stole Ephod's level 93 tunic while they were sleeping! Lenny leaves his old level 77 tunic behind, which Ephod then takes.
[06/13/13 00:56:33] Ephod [406/526] has challenged XenGi [220/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:53:05 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/13/13 15:11:28] zbart, AbrahamLinksys, and Ttech [869/2361] have team battled ChiefRA, Preaux, and Ephod [1491/1700] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/13 15:59:43] Ephod [114/526] has challenged zbart [244/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:37 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/14/13 13:57:53] Ephod [162/526] has come upon gipyelrah [69/881] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:13:51 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/14/13 14:29:02] Spazturtle stole Ephod's level 37 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Spazturtle leaves his old level 31 pair of gloves behind, which Ephod then takes.
[06/15/13 21:17:24] Ephod sharpened the edge of his weapon! Ephod's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/13 09:14:08] yond [245/797] has challenged Ephod [99/536] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:42:42 is removed from yond's clock.
[06/17/13 00:03:15] Glynix, Str1ngS, and RedW [32/1693] have team battled Ephod, SpamMage, and rmbell.the.great [979/1953] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/13 16:35:16] jbroome, Ephod, and slack [125/1519] have team battled blizgerg, PriceChild, and sjefen6 [16/1870] and won! 0 days, 20:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/13 19:04:07] grooverider, dxrt, and iunruh [722/1957] have team battled Sheudecai, Ephod, and MontyZuma [1294/1383] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/13 21:04:21] Ladon [189/278] has come upon Ephod [300/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:13 is added to Ladon's clock.
[06/18/13 08:14:42] Ephod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:53 towards level 53.
[06/19/13 05:31:11] Ephod [303/536] has challenged SpamMage [446/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:08 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/20/13 08:22:11] Ephod and Bpendragon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/13 21:43:31] naori [288/741] has challenged Ephod [258/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:20:43 is removed from naori's clock.
[06/21/13 09:05:26] Ephod [397/638] has challenged greycat [800/803] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/22/13 12:35:20] Ephod [499/638] has come upon Wolf [767/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:23:43 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/22/13 19:30:28] Ephod [449/638] has come upon nicko [697/811] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:45:13 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/23/13 17:41:39] Ephod [495/638] has come upon Preaux [622/629] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:04:44 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/23/13 19:44:58] Rylai [196/289] has challenged Ephod [139/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from Rylai's clock.
[06/25/13 13:08:34] Ephod [619/638] has challenged Kabaka [90/633] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:57:12 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/25/13 17:52:43] Ephod left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Ephod's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/13 18:34:16] rasputo, Ephod, and Quix0te [770/1459] have team battled idisjunction, lolwut, and Neal [663/1480] and won! 0 days, 11:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/13 05:23:57] Nofew, MetaNova, and nyrednek [1185/1197] have team battled Ephod, Valkor, and RedW [465/2108] and won! 0 days, 03:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/13 12:32:47] MetaNova [417/506] has challenged Ephod [16/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:26:15 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/29/13 21:25:18] Ephod was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:29:46 from level 54.
[06/30/13 07:37:08] greycat, Sparticus, and Str1ngS [768/2588] have team battled Ephod, ChiefRA, and pekster [1232/1692] and lost! 0 days, 20:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/13 12:47:22] Ephod [147/632] has challenged Smoovious [286/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:43:42 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/30/13 19:16:38] Ephod [136/632] has come upon DemosDemon [97/588] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:26:25 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/30/13 23:37:52] brendan [186/434] has come upon Ephod [566/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/01/13 00:42:02] Ephod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:51 towards level 54.
[07/03/13 03:20:29] Ephod fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Ephod's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/13 19:12:55] DarkSiL [179/485] has come upon Ephod [399/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:34 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[07/05/13 06:43:07] Ephod hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:41 towards level 54.
[07/05/13 09:50:26] Ephod was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:33 towards level 54.
[07/05/13 16:02:04] RedW [370/461] has challenged Ephod [417/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:25 is added to RedW's clock.
[07/06/13 01:02:45] Akkarr [23/35] has challenged Ephod [47/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Akkarr's clock.
[07/06/13 14:06:00] Ephod [76/618] has challenged Birdbones [287/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:35 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/07/13 02:08:06] Ephod [396/618] has challenged dwfreed [675/1070] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:06 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/07/13 21:54:50] Ephod misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:56:28 from level 54.
[07/07/13 22:43:04] Kyle [61/386] has challenged Ephod [29/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from Kyle's clock.
[07/08/13 00:08:28] iViLe [258/496] has challenged Ephod [242/618] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:06:32 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[07/08/13 07:05:28] Wayneoween [166/240] has come upon Ephod [357/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:12 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[07/08/13 07:05:28] Wayneoween [70/240] has come upon Ephod [453/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:46 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[07/08/13 08:09:57] Ephod [72/618] has challenged Sir_Lemming [26/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:45 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/09/13 05:14:19] Ephod [301/621] has challenged Grim [401/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:48:09 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/09/13 22:11:30] Ephod died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:27 from level 54.
[07/10/13 01:58:15] Huxley [153/224] has challenged Ephod [238/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Huxley's clock.
[07/10/13 09:30:03] Syloq [402/585] has challenged Ephod [246/621] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:42:57 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[07/11/13 01:13:07] GilbertErik [137/189] has challenged Ephod [150/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/16/13 06:52:14] naori and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/13 19:04:55] Ephod sharpened the edge of his weapon! Ephod's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/13 03:51:06] Ephod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:41 towards level 54.
[07/18/13 19:01:01] Satoshi [235/791] has challenged Ephod [538/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/19/13 13:05:07] Preaux [83/629] has challenged Ephod [587/625] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:55:25 is added to Preaux's clock.
[07/19/13 14:00:13] Ephod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:55 towards level 54.
[07/19/13 17:06:00] Ephod [536/625] has challenged tiwake [468/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:50 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/20/13 10:34:07] Ephod [340/625] has come upon Prometheus [225/798] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:09 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/20/13 22:27:37] Ephod [463/625] has challenged jose [117/348] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/20/13 22:27:37] Ephod has dealt jose a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:06:09 is added to jose's clock.
[07/21/13 09:07:35] Ephod [378/625] has come upon rmbell.the.great [78/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:37:15 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/22/13 11:03:04] Ephod grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:06 towards level 55.
[07/23/13 19:00:04] addikt [11/14] has challenged Ephod [145/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to addikt's clock.
[07/24/13 19:12:07] Ephod grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:09 towards level 55.
[07/25/13 20:58:54] Ephod and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/13 07:42:20] Ephod [579/625] has challenged nicko [239/811] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:02:31 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/26/13 08:29:47] Ephod grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:41 towards level 55.
[07/26/13 08:48:57] Ephod and Munchington have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/13 21:36:12] Ephod [6/625] has come upon slack [59/329] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:45 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/27/13 05:47:21] Ephod [20/625] has challenged pehden [302/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:59 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/27/13 15:49:38] kork [4/291] has challenged Ephod [205/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:57:59 is added to kork's clock.
[07/27/13 19:50:34] Ephod [619/636] has challenged zbart [198/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:13:20 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/27/13 19:50:34] In the fierce battle, zbart dropped his level 79 set of leggings! Ephod picks it up, tossing his old level 39 set of leggings to zbart.
[07/27/13 23:51:28] Babar [613/856] has challenged Ephod [173/680] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:02:50 is removed from Babar's clock.
[07/29/13 01:00:23] Darky stole Ephod's level 56 shield while they were sleeping! Darky leaves his old level 36 shield behind, which Ephod then takes.
[07/29/13 01:32:00] Ephod [338/658] has come upon Chenzw [255/271] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:35:48 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/29/13 05:55:05] Ephod ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:51 from level 55.
[07/30/13 22:07:29] we6jbo [207/350] has challenged Ephod [428/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:02 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[07/30/13 23:47:21] irix, Kyle, Fogel, and Ephod have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/13 09:28:50] Ephod [24/658] has come upon TauPan [34/300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:22:43 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/31/13 12:10:43] Zett [246/592] has challenged Ephod [501/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:35 is added to Zett's clock.
[08/01/13 03:18:54] brimstone and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/13 04:15:32] Ephod [418/658] has challenged rmbell.the.great [359/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/01/13 06:14:56] Ephod [182/658] has challenged ccx [315/421] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:05:15 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/02/13 01:29:55] Ephod and Bombur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/13 06:01:47] Majak and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/13 10:37:54] Ephod [527/658] has come upon keeper_c [555/1157] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:07:11 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/06/13 02:30:52] AngryParsley, addikt, and Ephod [1310/1502] have team battled pwned, lion, and Gerardon [1671/1900] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/13 02:42:07] [dmp] [716/845] has challenged Ephod [123/658] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:45:19 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[08/06/13 08:43:25] Ephod [294/666] has challenged Preaux [23/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:19:15 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/06/13 10:02:54] Ephod hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:46 towards level 56.
[08/06/13 20:05:05] Ephod and Sparticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/13 22:46:41] Majak [342/445] has challenged Ephod [354/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:50:18 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/07/13 14:20:00] Ephod and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/13 11:55:08] AbrahamLinksys [162/628] has challenged Ephod [136/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:31:06 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/09/13 06:52:47] Ephod [399/666] has come upon AngryParsley [477/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:09:01 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/09/13 14:56:45] Ephod was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:13 towards level 56.
[08/10/13 08:16:58] Ephod caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:58 towards level 56.
[08/10/13 09:29:54] Ephod [148/666] has come upon vegadark [512/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:38:41 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/10/13 14:31:56] Ephod got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:35 from level 56.
[08/10/13 20:08:17] Ephod [571/666] has challenged adamus1red [551/800] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:10:34 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/10/13 22:29:41] ranman and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/13 03:42:43] Boohbah [227/427] has challenged Ephod [498/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[08/13/13 03:05:34] jose [248/388] has challenged Ephod [340/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to jose's clock.
[08/14/13 00:13:34] nyislanders2121 [239/875] has come upon Ephod [237/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:08 is removed from nyislanders2121's clock.
[08/14/13 13:55:10] suterismus, Vostok, and Ephod [458/2448] have team battled m0shbear, SeySayux, and xandrix [117/1436] and won! 0 days, 13:23:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/13 12:40:08] Ephod and Munchington have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/13 15:47:43] Ephod [445/792] has challenged fonzie [226/478] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/16/13 15:47:43] In the fierce battle, fonzie dropped his level 59 shield! Ephod picks it up, tossing his old level 36 shield to fonzie.
[08/19/13 13:56:17] Ephod [516/817] has challenged Sir_Lemming [158/323] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:28 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/19/13 17:57:26] sp1ga, cmrn, and Weedle [651/1477] have team battled Kevin, Ephod, and jbroome [1484/2011] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 09:02:28] joshz, Ephod, and Zammo [630/1735] have team battled Eren97, DemosDemon, and Scar3cr0w [568/1379] and won! 0 days, 05:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 12:40:08] Ephod [433/817] has come upon Lykos [306/337] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:24:31 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/20/13 16:04:02] eslbaer [233/254] has challenged Ephod [646/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to eslbaer's clock.
[08/21/13 00:04:14] Str1ngS [253/662] has challenged Ephod [542/817] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:00 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[08/21/13 17:32:57] Furry, Ephod, and Str1ngS [1460/2190] have team battled allo, jose, and Zammo [330/1551] and won! 3 days, 16:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/13 21:16:30] Zammo, Mateusz, and jmaugue [823/1492] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, preflex, and Ephod [569/1936] and won! 0 days, 06:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/13 15:45:00] Ephod had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:24 towards level 57.
[08/23/13 03:37:06] Ephod had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:39 towards level 57.
[08/23/13 10:31:01] Ephod got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:23 from level 57.
[08/24/13 06:21:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 2 days, 08:14:41 toward level 57.
[08/24/13 08:22:51] Ephod [652/825] has challenged Eren97 [322/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:41 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/24/13 20:25:43] Ephod [45/825] has challenged cirdan [97/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:50 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/25/13 09:28:42] Ephod [14/825] has challenged hawk [726/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:14 is added to Ephod's clock.
[08/26/13 15:56:39] naori, Str1ngS, Ephod, and SCSi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/13 21:32:24] Ephod [656/825] has come upon Prometheus [610/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:23 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/26/13 22:51:27] Ephod stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:03 towards level 57.
[08/27/13 01:05:20] catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Pici, and Weedle [2060/2250] have team battled joshz, Grim, and Ephod [1148/2393] and won! 2 days, 02:03:59 is removed from their clocks.

[08/27/13 11:24:06] Ephod [654/825] has come upon yond [409/802] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:00 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/28/13 06:25:34] BlastHardcheese, Ephod, and tmberg [815/1955] have team battled greycat, ruan, and fonzie [1547/1855] and lost! 0 days, 09:08:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/13 23:17:18] Ephod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:51 towards level 57.
[08/29/13 07:46:33] IdleMaster [213/274] has challenged Ephod [105/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[08/29/13 22:09:37] Ephod learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:53 towards level 57.
[08/30/13 06:47:56] mthw, Ephod, Jareeta, and EugeneKay have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/13 07:33:03] Ephod [458/981] has challenged Bombur [129/460] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:33:57 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/30/13 08:56:56] yond [687/802] has challenged Ephod [154/981] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:30:54 is removed from yond's clock.
[08/30/13 17:03:47] Ephod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:46 towards level 58.
[08/30/13 17:40:25] Ephod caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:08 towards level 58.
[08/30/13 21:39:45] Ephod discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:46:40 towards level 58.
[08/31/13 14:47:27] Ephod tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:05 towards level 58.
[08/31/13 21:25:10] Kabaka, EugeneKay, and Jareeta [1093/2058] have team battled Str1ngS, Disori, and Ephod [124/2036] and won! 0 days, 06:00:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/13 22:54:05] DemosDemon and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/13 11:55:01] Ephod met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:15:14 from level 58.
[09/01/13 18:22:26] Ephod [478/981] has come upon Ttech [257/1171] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:08:43 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/02/13 04:12:38] vegadark [316/918] has challenged Ephod [8/995] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:06:44 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/02/13 11:02:09] swhitt stole Ephod's level 86 set of leggings while they were sleeping! swhitt leaves his old level 30 set of leggings behind, which Ephod then takes.
[09/02/13 11:09:32] Ephod stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:06 towards level 58.
[09/02/13 18:16:03] Ephod [760/933] has challenged h00k [136/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:09 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/02/13 19:29:46] Ephod [729/933] has come upon kitsune [11/373] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:08:06 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/02/13 19:29:46] Ephod [131/933] has come upon kitsune [65/373] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:02:25 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/03/13 11:19:53] ccx [348/500] has challenged Ephod [533/955] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:29:09 is added to ccx's clock.
[09/03/13 16:40:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 2 days, 16:10:02 toward level 58.
[09/04/13 02:03:25] Ephod [414/955] has come upon filinep [461/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:43 is added to Ephod's clock.
[09/04/13 02:29:34] Ephod [369/955] has come upon Fogel [310/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:44:08 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/04/13 15:06:44] Ephod, cirdan, and [dmp] [1180/2810] have team battled Chenzw, Grim, and Neal [1476/2064] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/13 01:15:05] Ephod saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:42 from level 58.
[09/06/13 06:16:06] SpamMage, XJR-9, and seisgatos [610/1654] have team battled MontyZuma, Ephod, and tatonka [491/1900] and won! 2 days, 10:16:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/13 17:47:45] Maple-Chestnut [106/381] has challenged Ephod [225/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Maple-Chestnut's clock.
[09/07/13 16:43:57] TauPan [200/292] has come upon Ephod [160/955] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:43:36 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[09/08/13 09:57:56] Ephod tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:01 towards level 58.
[09/08/13 16:00:46] Ephod [809/955] has come upon truffles [290/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:05 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/08/13 16:11:52] Ephod discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:29 towards level 58.
[09/08/13 21:06:31] Ephod stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:53 towards level 58.
[09/09/13 20:34:52] Ephod [784/955] has challenged h00k [241/776] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/10/13 02:00:40] Ephod has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:26:19 from level 59.
[09/10/13 13:41:56] sp1ga [20/490] has challenged Ephod [886/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to sp1ga's clock.
[09/10/13 18:16:36] Ephod was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:14:20 from level 59.
[09/10/13 21:05:13] freeboson [64/235] has challenged Ephod [99/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/10/13 22:32:39] Ephod [660/955] has come upon Prometheus [297/801] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:53:07 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/11/13 10:47:12] Ephod found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:22:32 towards level 59.
[09/11/13 12:35:33] preflex and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/13 20:56:46] Kinsmir [204/494] has challenged Ephod [238/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[09/13/13 02:07:16] Ephod broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:59 from level 59.
[09/13/13 09:04:58] vim [101/225] has challenged Ephod [665/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to vim's clock.
[09/13/13 18:37:34] Ephod and fonzie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/13 11:37:39] IdleMaster [43/322] has challenged Ephod [437/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/15/13 09:39:24] Ephod [460/955] has come upon robot [212/427] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:44:14 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/24/13 03:58:13] Ephod and Munchington have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/13 00:17:04] Ephod [249/955] has challenged Tenorman [470/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:59:13 is added to Ephod's clock.
[09/25/13 20:21:23] Ephod [252/955] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [250/578] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:40:38 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/26/13 17:53:32] Ephod bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:18 towards level 59.
[09/27/13 03:48:50] Ephod, Sparticus, and Maple-Chestnut [2063/2215] have team battled Spazturtle, ElectRo, and Sir_Lemming [30/2083] and won! 0 days, 14:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/13 16:07:49] Ephod [655/955] has come upon Zammo [51/382] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:06:10 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/28/13 19:36:59] DemosDemon [555/625] has challenged Ephod [113/955] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:35:17 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[09/29/13 03:03:53] Ephod was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:06 from level 59.
[09/29/13 08:28:12] jbroome [185/793] has come upon Ephod [511/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:16 is added to jbroome's clock.
[10/02/13 01:57:11] Ephod [342/955] has challenged jmaugue [304/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:55:53 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/02/13 06:23:52] Ephod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:08 towards level 59.
[10/03/13 01:43:57] Darky [341/568] has come upon Ephod [176/955] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:00:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/08/13 17:01:34] Liliko [1/7] has challenged Ephod [385/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Liliko's clock.
[10/08/13 22:16:11] MMavipc and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/13 12:58:41] Ephod found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:47 towards level 59.
[10/09/13 16:19:28] DeeDeVille [24/29] has challenged Ephod [905/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to DeeDeVille's clock.
[10/10/13 05:27:29] IdleMaster [38/395] has challenged Ephod [753/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/10/13 07:37:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 2 days, 21:22:28 toward level 59.
[10/10/13 12:38:50] Ephod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:32 towards level 59.
[10/10/13 13:22:45] DeeDeVille [136/150] has challenged Ephod [17/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:36 is removed from DeeDeVille's clock.
[10/11/13 02:46:34] Ephod [657/955] has challenged Lubinski [186/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:27:39 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/11/13 04:47:02] Ephod [876/955] has challenged Neal [194/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:10 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/11/13 16:20:43] Enub, archlich, and Darky [763/1374] have team battled woonack, Ephod, and filinep [1313/3027] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/13 17:29:41] Ephod was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:45 from level 59.
[10/11/13 19:51:43] Ephod [875/955] has challenged hawk [377/802] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:31 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/11/13 20:52:20] Ephod was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:24:18 from level 60.
[10/12/13 03:12:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Ephod with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 02:10:05 from level 60.
[10/12/13 10:44:29] Ephod and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/13 11:07:37] Ephod, rasputo, and Osiux [2209/2265] have team battled gylgamesh, psilocide, and Weedle [279/1111] and won! 0 days, 13:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/13 14:54:35] Ephod [753/955] has challenged Charris [246/372] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:16:09 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/13/13 17:53:21] woonack [1220/1238] has come upon Ephod [588/955] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:55:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/14/13 05:16:44] jmaugue and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/13 22:17:06] Ephod [829/955] has come upon hawk [315/835] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:02:14 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/15/13 06:28:54] preflex, Ephod, and nicko [173/2242] have team battled Vostok, maybeHere, and Charris [628/1620] and lost! 0 days, 20:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/13 23:55:37] archlich, CFSworks, Ephod, and pekster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/13 05:34:05] Koreth, Ephod, and maybeHere [200/1839] have team battled argus, michagogo|cloud, and Kinsmir [1551/1724] and lost! 0 days, 11:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/13 09:15:38] Ephod [797/955] has challenged XJR-9 [344/580] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:58:31 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/16/13 18:30:41] fester [26/35] has challenged Ephod [384/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to fester's clock.
[10/17/13 00:31:39] Ephod was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:22 towards level 60.
[10/17/13 04:06:58] Ephod fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:07:06 from level 60.
[10/17/13 04:32:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 15 days, 10:04:58 toward level 60.
[10/17/13 15:22:36] Ephod [417/955] has challenged TauPan [72/344] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:37:01 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/17/13 16:22:51] ElectRo [211/1298] has challenged Ephod [833/955] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:17:40 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[10/17/13 18:46:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Ephod 0 days, 15:27:35 toward level 60.
[10/18/13 08:22:38] DemosDemon, aucg, and Ephod [2021/2148] have team battled Kabaka, sondove, and Charris [1222/1362] and won! 0 days, 14:48:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/13 09:12:28] AbrahamLinksys and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/13 12:40:48] woonack [452/1227] has come upon Ephod [194/955] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/18/13 13:27:51] Ephod [242/955] has challenged BlastHardcheese [22/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:33 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/20/13 04:34:07] Ephod [214/955] has challenged ryushe [12/528] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/20/13 08:03:43] Ephod walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:03:43 from level 61.
[10/20/13 09:38:00] Ephod [102/955] has challenged idisjunction [157/574] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:01:03 is added to Ephod's clock.
[10/20/13 15:28:48] Krenz [69/216] has challenged Ephod [538/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Krenz's clock.
[10/21/13 07:43:15] Ephod [169/955] has challenged master_j [167/379] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:06:14 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/23/13 00:16:16] Ephod and michagogo|cloud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/13 01:40:20] Plasmastar and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/13 02:19:04] Ephod was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:28:23 from level 61.
[10/24/13 15:17:12] Ephod was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:21:43 towards level 61.
[10/25/13 17:23:44] kgb, suterismus, and Ephod [2692/2850] have team battled Hewn, Scar3cr0w, and seek [1526/1619] and won! 3 days, 18:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/13 20:13:53] Avon [208/430] has challenged Ephod [31/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:47 is removed from Avon's clock.
[10/29/13 02:24:16] Ephod was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:49:12 from level 61.
[10/29/13 08:37:12] Ephod [785/955] has come upon XJR-9 [334/575] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:15:50 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/29/13 14:44:43] zbart and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/13 15:29:54] Weedle [335/522] has challenged Ephod [851/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:24 is added to Weedle's clock.
[10/30/13 04:39:09] Ephod [54/955] has come upon DarkGhost [38/446] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:32:13 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[10/30/13 10:02:57] [dmp], Neal, and nitzer [935/1954] have team battled Bokkie, Odd, and Ephod [282/1629] and won! 1 day, 01:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/13 11:12:05] Ephod and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/13 03:08:33] Ephod and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/13 23:02:12] Ephod got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:21 from level 61.
[11/01/13 10:59:05] Dinkus [21/138] has challenged Ephod [123/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to Dinkus's clock.
[11/03/13 14:55:45] Ephod tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:59 towards level 61.
[11/11/13 18:08:04] Ephod [342/955] has come upon zbart [102/537] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:30:14 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[11/11/13 21:04:12] Ephod was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:23 towards level 61.
[11/12/13 07:01:24] Ephod set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:38:18 from level 61.
[11/12/13 08:31:49] Satoshi, greycat, and Ephod [699/2619] have team battled gipyelrah, h00k, and RedW [67/2628] and won! 0 days, 11:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 00:26:23] Bokkie [259/276] has challenged Ephod [301/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[11/13/13 10:01:47] Zett, Odd, and Ephod [794/1926] have team battled naori, RedW, and Kabaka [346/2365] and won! 0 days, 18:46:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 23:20:31] Ephod ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:29 from level 61.
[11/15/13 05:09:18] Odd [262/433] has challenged Ephod [104/955] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from Odd's clock.
[11/15/13 19:06:09] Chenzw, Ttech, and CornFly [450/2166] have team battled Ephod, dwfreed, and elf [2044/2187] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 09:46:15] Ephod [751/955] has come upon Enub [215/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:59:50 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[11/17/13 01:55:59] Majak and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 17:57:21] pekster, Hydrogenum, and pants [1875/1954] have team battled Ephod, lipek, and panda007 [1762/2105] and won! 3 days, 21:01:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 21:29:28] Ephod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:32 towards level 61.
[01/09/14 12:50:30] Deny, Ephod, and dxrt [1614/2261] have team battled vrillusions, Fogel, and Jareeta [2001/2750] and lost! 1 day, 12:01:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/14 18:49:18] kenyon [302/1026] has challenged Ephod [398/955] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/10/14 01:00:37] Ephod [947/955] has come upon Darky [460/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:35:52 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[02/13/14 20:23:30] Ephod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:37:00 towards level 61.
[02/23/14 17:42:59] Ephod [724/968] has challenged Danthemandoo [456/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:46:07 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[02/24/14 19:52:24] kensington [165/449] has challenged Ephod [366/968] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:51:30 is added to kensington's clock.
[02/25/14 19:59:51] Ephod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:40 towards level 61.
[02/25/14 21:59:20] nitzer [449/470] has challenged Ephod [560/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:05:15 is added to nitzer's clock.
[03/12/14 01:58:05] Ephod and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 06:48:29] Ephod stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:55 towards level 61.
[05/15/14 05:01:55] Kinsmir [186/587] has challenged Ephod [212/968] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:07:51 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[05/15/14 08:00:49] Ephod spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Ephod's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/14 02:36:21] Ephod and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 08:14:49] tiwake, Ephod, and rharwood [594/2433] have team battled a1291762, identd, and G33KY [692/2377] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 23:12:14] Cameron_D, ArilKominger, and Mateusz [488/2085] have team battled iViLe, Ephod, and sjefen6 [1893/2327] and lost! 0 days, 12:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/15 09:19:47] Ephod [610/958] has come upon Midsandhighs [22/356] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:00:49 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/08/15 18:40:41] LordH [514/825] has challenged Ephod [734/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:36 is added to LordH's clock.
[08/09/15 13:31:21] Ephod [172/958] has come upon Andries [225/504] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:55:01 is added to Ephod's clock.
[09/07/15 03:03:10] Ephod [527/958] has come upon brendan [759/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:13:19 is added to Ephod's clock.
[10/01/15 05:10:19] MontyZuma [286/893] has challenged Ephod [349/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:20 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[10/01/15 13:25:07] Ephod [362/958] has come upon master_j [452/638] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:19:16 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/08/16 10:29:30] zankore stole Ephod's level 73 helm while they were sleeping! zankore leaves his old level 69 helm behind, which Ephod then takes.
[11/18/16 09:10:20] SirMonkeybox and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 05:04:45] Ephod [2/6] has challenged theemstra [554/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/09/17 05:21:54] Ephod [9/11] has challenged godog [248/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/09/17 06:02:48] Ephod [5/18] has challenged IndigoTiger [808/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/17/17 01:44:49] Ephod [2/27] has challenged MadHatter [212/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/17/17 04:10:49] Ephod [1/60] has challenged grooverider [377/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/17/17 21:18:20] Ephod [3/141] has challenged J [25/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/19/17 09:32:54] Ephod [72/177] has challenged ohnx [772/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/19/17 16:50:16] Ephod [128/182] has challenged PiotrekD [455/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/20/17 08:04:28] Ephod [120/182] has challenged Avocet [134/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/21/17 02:13:16] Ephod [1/189] has challenged arlen [365/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/21/17 11:54:45] wulk [254/278] has challenged Ephod [104/189] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from wulk's clock.
[06/21/17 15:17:41] Ephod [17/197] has challenged NoodleCake [731/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/21/17 20:12:24] ruan, Ephod, and jstg [923/1415] have team battled sbp, robox, and Atan [1351/1799] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 23:41:11] Iri [297/559] has challenged Ephod [56/197] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:27:23 is removed from Iri's clock.
[06/22/17 00:06:14] Evrial [327/654] has come upon Ephod [63/197] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:20 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[06/22/17 06:26:47] Ephod [38/197] has challenged hhes [290/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/22/17 19:47:31] Ephod has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:15 from level 31.
[06/22/17 21:53:37] Ephod [166/245] has challenged ncarl747 [186/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/23/17 16:54:48] Ephod was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:55 from level 32.
[06/23/17 22:18:19] Ephod, GilbertErik, and MJ94 [1219/1841] have team battled Avon, Lios, and Boohbah [2796/2883] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/17 22:31:23] Ephod [110/258] has challenged blizgerg [919/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/24/17 02:19:47] Ephod was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:28 towards level 33.
[06/24/17 04:28:27] Ephod [163/258] has come upon Globalirc [233/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:53 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/24/17 08:12:55] Skyie [67/438] has challenged Ephod [57/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from Skyie's clock.
[06/24/17 18:59:05] Ephod [101/280] has challenged robox [573/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/26/17 01:50:46] yasdorian, holloway, and Ephod [941/1622] have team battled mordac, Xethron, and robox [1867/2439] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/17 03:26:51] Ephod [101/280] has challenged stvc [26/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/27/17 02:01:24] Ephod [288/309] has challenged Gatewayy [193/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:31 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/27/17 03:50:14] Ephod [216/309] has come upon sjums_the_great [234/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:54 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/27/17 07:35:25] Doctor, JuanMaestro, and max [431/2392] have team battled Zaratustra, Ephod, and Zoddo [2095/2183] and lost! 2 days, 19:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/17 11:05:27] Ephod was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:46 from level 36.
[06/28/17 07:03:54] Ephod [240/400] has challenged PiotrekD [18/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[06/28/17 10:31:29] Ephod stole max's level 74 ring while they were sleeping! Ephod leaves his old level 28 ring behind, which max then takes.
[06/29/17 12:26:47] Ephod [63/447] has challenged Brainiac [412/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/30/17 08:39:22] Ephod bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:52 towards level 38.
[06/30/17 19:12:48] Atan [214/521] has challenged Ephod [30/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:17 is removed from Atan's clock.
[07/01/17 18:30:43] Ephod [332/447] has challenged Xethron [700/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Ephod's clock.
[07/04/17 14:45:29] Ephod [30/447] has challenged IdleMaster [175/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Ephod's clock.