Player Info

User: FSM
Class: NoodleMage
Admin?: No
Level: 81
Next level: 45 days, 15:23:34
Status: Offline
Host: bmlzootown!~bmlzootow@unaffiliated/bmlzootown
Account Created: Mon Apr 9 02:31:44 2018
Last login: Thu May 20 01:41:50 2021
Total time idled: 967 days, 11:09:37
Current position: [464,21]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 70
boots: 42
charm: 35
gloves: 26
helm: 69 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 7
ring: 75
shield: 38
tunic: 94 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 190 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 646

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 21:37:57
part: 0 days, 00:59:32
quest: 5 days, 09:34:45
quit: 621 days, 12:27:50

total: 627 days, 20:40:04

Character Modifiers

[04/09/18 04:22:29] FSM [7/9] has challenged LordH [71/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/09/18 05:03:49] FSM [8/18] has challenged elbie [644/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/09/18 05:30:22] FSM [6/27] has challenged bootdisk [296/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/09/18 06:33:59] FSM [5/39] has challenged snql [90/141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/09/18 20:45:09] fattrat [811/1195] has challenged FSM [95/103] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:20:49 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/09/18 21:22:12] FSM [22/103] has come upon ilbelkyr [529/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/09/18 21:39:09] FSM [56/124] has challenged bigjay [57/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/11/18 00:52:30] FSM [133/176] has challenged Dork_Knight [788/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/12/18 10:24:04] FSM [34/192] has challenged csssuf [680/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/12/18 17:41:26] FSM [198/208] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [385/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/13/18 02:27:45] FSM [205/208] has challenged bootdisk [788/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/13/18 12:27:16] FSM [98/235] has challenged MadMan [30/1058] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/13/18 21:10:27] FSM [229/235] has challenged kenyon [227/1254] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:49 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/14/18 02:19:57] SpikeX [42/840] has challenged FSM [57/235] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:57:39 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[04/14/18 06:47:43] FSM [65/235] has challenged borsin [4/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/14/18 10:07:56] Ttech [521/1709] has come upon FSM [189/235] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:09:23 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/14/18 18:48:53] FSM [10/235] has challenged vox [124/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/18 11:16:08] FSM [150/235] has come upon grindhold [0/194] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:08:16 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/15/18 13:06:02] FSM [121/236] has challenged astropoint [212/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/18 13:21:43] bootdisk [127/905] has challenged FSM [150/236] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[04/16/18 09:42:04] FSM [89/236] has challenged LukeLR [146/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/17/18 09:35:53] FSM [20/236] has challenged mordac [397/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/17/18 16:34:38] vox [625/1181] has come upon FSM [64/236] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:31:17 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/18/18 14:05:44] FSM [112/283] has challenged m0shbear [513/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/19/18 04:33:54] jrosmith [322/677] has come upon FSM [28/283] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:54:20 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[04/19/18 13:06:18] Ttech [486/1709] has challenged FSM [214/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:30 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/19/18 21:52:08] FSM got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:08 from level 36.
[04/22/18 16:11:20] FSM [244/290] has challenged bigjay [782/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/22/18 20:10:29] FSM [91/290] has come upon Wohali [102/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:14 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/24/18 00:30:26] FSM [22/290] has come upon Eldoreth [706/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:04 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/24/18 01:18:28] FSM [120/290] has come upon ohnx [789/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/24/18 11:26:29] FSM [255/313] has challenged himuraken [16/930] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/25/18 04:33:07] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:39 towards level 38.
[04/25/18 05:44:51] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:40 towards level 38.
[04/25/18 21:26:00] FSM [166/313] has challenged Lemongrab [124/132] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/26/18 02:16:16] FSM got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:22 from level 39.
[04/27/18 23:24:32] FSM, SpikeX, and dclaw123 [1408/2131] have team battled tmberg, MrGlass, and Taffer [2002/2517] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/18 17:05:07] FSM [78/346] has challenged Geela [115/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/28/18 17:10:48] FSM [202/346] has come upon alephnull [390/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/29/18 12:28:59] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:25 towards level 40.
[04/30/18 11:22:07] FSM, Wohali, and ishanyx [1195/1367] have team battled niko, Zye, and woonack [1580/2169] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 02:24:05] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:53 towards level 40.
[05/01/18 08:37:17] FSM [96/361] has challenged pants [466/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/01/18 18:24:40] kenyon, Lnk, and seanmnaes [1404/2463] have team battled FSM, RedW, and Sundance [645/2054] and won! 0 days, 11:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 22:53:29] FSM [74/361] has come upon Andries [279/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:46:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/28/18 19:44:20] FSM bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:48:44 from level 41.
[08/29/18 18:17:18] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/18 19:06:06] FSM [311/366] has come upon sunri5e [76/901] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/29/18 23:06:36] Yuhno [59/686] has challenged FSM [279/366] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/30/18 10:53:21] FSM [140/366] has challenged kenyon [715/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/30/18 11:19:14] FSM, Iri, and kork [653/1295] have team battled HellSpawn, gildarts, and AbacusAvenger [541/1620] and won! 0 days, 16:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 17:35:52] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:55 towards level 42.
[08/30/18 19:03:14] Bradicus, sigmg, and Sixbierehomme [198/1928] have team battled FSM, jrosmith, and Mateusz [503/2243] and lost! 2 days, 04:51:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/18 11:53:52] Zye [119/1201] has come upon FSM [105/366] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:41:52 is removed from Zye's clock.
[09/01/18 20:51:23] dclaw123 [656/1026] has challenged FSM [225/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:35 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[09/02/18 02:44:44] FSM [349/372] has challenged allo [361/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/04/18 10:27:57] SpikeX [479/844] has challenged FSM [137/372] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:14:12 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[09/04/18 11:11:36] Herb_Tarlek [612/872] has challenged FSM [31/372] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:55:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/18 15:56:48] FSM was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:51 from level 43.
[09/04/18 17:08:23] FSM [105/372] has come upon Eldoreth [481/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:40 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/06/18 09:26:53] m0shbear [263/740] has challenged FSM [68/372] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:00:19 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[09/06/18 09:31:42] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:21 towards level 43.
[09/06/18 11:51:26] FSM [215/388] has challenged apiw [77/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/08/18 18:39:31] FSM was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:31 from level 44.
[09/09/18 06:15:58] FSM [268/388] has come upon vrillusions [360/1281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:33:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/09/18 20:45:06] brendan [1450/1459] has come upon FSM [9/388] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:59:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/10/18 01:43:51] Khorne [415/1003] has come upon FSM [47/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:01 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[09/10/18 03:56:09] Iri [535/572] has challenged FSM [275/388] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:28:52 is removed from Iri's clock.
[09/10/18 06:11:26] FSM [304/403] has challenged brendan [927/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:51:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/10/18 21:44:17] Bradicus, IndigoTiger, FSM, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/18 23:18:31] FSM, mordac, and Iri [316/2101] have team battled Fluttershy, ishanyx, and WallIdl [1856/2462] and lost! 0 days, 16:43:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/18 11:18:55] yano, TauPan, and Eldoreth [130/2044] have team battled brycec, basicMiracle, and FSM [574/2051] and lost! 2 days, 08:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 17:10:58] ohnx [325/1045] has come upon FSM [147/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:01 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[09/15/18 15:32:56] FSM [188/403] has challenged dwfreed [311/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/15/18 15:40:38] Andries [128/745] has challenged FSM [228/403] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:58:05 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/16/18 04:23:52] FSM slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! FSM's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/18 11:45:29] AthenaMarie [218/234] has challenged FSM [132/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from AthenaMarie's clock.
[09/16/18 11:45:29] In the fierce battle, FSM dropped their level 38 amulet! AthenaMarie picks it up, tossing their old level 15 amulet to FSM.
[09/17/18 00:46:24] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:55 towards level 46.
[09/17/18 14:17:04] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:56 towards level 46.
[09/17/18 17:29:51] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:04 towards level 46.
[09/19/18 22:15:16] FSM [285/375] has challenged crysys [390/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/20/18 05:13:31] FSM gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:28 towards level 46.
[09/20/18 08:52:47] FSM was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:26 from level 46.
[09/20/18 13:49:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 0 days, 02:09:17 toward level 46.
[09/21/18 00:57:20] FSM [52/401] has challenged ToHellWithGA [30/949] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/21/18 19:30:50] Roxana [840/1035] has challenged FSM [201/401] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:42:41 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[09/22/18 00:59:12] FSM EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:52 from level 47.
[09/22/18 02:03:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 1 day, 05:20:20 toward level 47.
[09/22/18 03:20:40] FSM died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:56 from level 47.
[09/22/18 05:57:24] FSM, SirMonkeybox, and Mayit [345/1188] have team battled Killerkid, AbacusAvenger, and D.Va [565/2678] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/18 07:05:35] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:41 towards level 47.
[09/25/18 12:28:31] FSM [305/401] has come upon Misza [333/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:14 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/26/18 03:18:53] FSM [248/421] has challenged Nistur [482/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/26/18 21:16:29] Psilocybe, fattrat, and yano [1858/2572] have team battled alephnull, FSM, and Killerkid [1454/2078] and won! 1 day, 00:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 05:10:51] FSM saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:47 from level 48.
[09/27/18 12:18:08] FSM [152/421] has challenged Tenorman [417/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/28/18 05:53:17] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:20 towards level 48.
[09/28/18 12:25:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 1 day, 05:36:32 toward level 48.
[09/28/18 13:36:08] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:43 towards level 48.
[09/29/18 01:21:20] JensRex, sheu, and FSM [1761/2024] have team battled Fluttershy, dax, and Lemelisk [2579/2883] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 13:16:18] FSM [394/421] has come upon SirMonkeybox [13/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:44:19 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/30/18 03:06:16] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:40 towards level 48.
[10/03/18 00:20:22] FSM [204/421] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [472/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/04/18 08:44:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FSM with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:30:44 from level 49.
[10/05/18 18:49:43] FSM spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! FSM's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/18 23:16:26] Zoddo, Taffer, and djm [1275/2352] have team battled kork, FSM, and holloway [1541/1809] and lost! 1 day, 00:43:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 06:42:06] jrosmith [315/893] has challenged FSM [328/418] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[10/06/18 07:21:28] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:57 towards level 49.
[10/07/18 09:24:19] bobvador, FSM, and JuanMaestro [163/1921] have team battled aismallard, HellSpawn, and Cypher [1775/2384] and lost! 1 day, 11:51:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 16:59:23] FSM [197/418] has challenged MadMan [1089/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:33:16 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/10/18 13:01:16] DrJosh9000 [64/207] has come upon FSM [33/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:57 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/11/18 07:57:33] FSM bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:07 from level 49.
[10/11/18 18:28:37] FSM, HeavyPodda, and IndigoTiger [2174/2272] have team battled x0, tmberg, and vox [1545/2653] and won! 1 day, 04:59:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 12:22:32] womblecat [78/611] has challenged FSM [413/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:12 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/12/18 17:24:15] M144 [415/538] has challenged FSM [246/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:34:44 is removed from M144's clock.
[10/12/18 22:16:24] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:16 towards level 49.
[10/13/18 06:59:55] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:50 towards level 49.
[10/14/18 07:53:19] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:43 towards level 49.
[10/14/18 15:47:16] FSM fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:09 from level 49.
[10/16/18 00:52:47] vegadark [178/605] has come upon FSM [328/418] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:59:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/16/18 02:42:53] RBecker, FSM, and Tenorman [288/2297] have team battled himuraken, Cameron_D, and Psilocybe [2033/3295] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 02:51:20] FSM [123/426] has challenged Khorne [863/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/18/18 05:05:37] FSM [328/426] has challenged petrichor [1100/1214] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:08:27 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/18/18 07:23:58] FSM [181/426] has come upon dwfreed [399/464] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:37:45 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/18/18 13:01:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 0 days, 22:42:08 toward level 50.
[10/18/18 14:35:01] FSM [370/426] has come upon MadMan [575/1115] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:04:43 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/21/18 09:22:54] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:25 towards level 50.
[10/21/18 11:31:29] FSM [328/426] has challenged wulk [56/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:34 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/22/18 03:32:24] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:35 towards level 50.
[10/22/18 06:32:30] FSM ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:03 from level 50.
[10/22/18 18:11:58] allo [163/551] has come upon FSM [375/426] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:33 is added to allo's clock.
[10/23/18 15:49:29] Eiam [653/699] has challenged FSM [248/426] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:59:58 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[10/24/18 02:04:16] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:14 towards level 50.
[10/25/18 17:56:22] FSM [197/426] has come upon Birdbones [436/1297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:17 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/26/18 03:44:33] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:26 towards level 50.
[10/28/18 10:26:17] ToHellWithGA [111/954] has challenged FSM [13/426] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:22:44 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/28/18 20:28:35] FSM [291/426] has challenged tmberg [349/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/29/18 07:14:11] FSM [137/426] has challenged Zoddo [129/1119] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:54:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/29/18 07:52:13] allo [388/568] has come upon FSM [7/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/30/18 01:35:17] FSM [197/426] has challenged Asara [583/1319] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:47 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/30/18 09:40:58] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:14 towards level 51.
[11/01/18 16:36:19] JuanMaestro [553/890] has come upon FSM [410/426] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:56:22 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/03/18 18:00:19] FSM was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:06 from level 51.
[11/04/18 21:42:51] allo [419/568] has come upon FSM [169/426] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:13:32 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/06/18 09:39:59] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:54 towards level 51.
[11/06/18 18:56:58] TauPan [170/411] has challenged FSM [66/426] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:16:14 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[11/06/18 22:42:11] FSM got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:44 from level 51.
[11/07/18 01:55:38] FSM [302/426] has come upon Lnk [757/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:40 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/07/18 05:28:02] TauPan, waifu, and Sixbierehomme [993/1356] have team battled FSM, Bahhumbug, and Cameron_D [1912/2638] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/18 21:07:57] FSM [144/426] has challenged mwhahaha [142/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:30:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/08/18 21:22:06] grooverider [807/1384] has come upon FSM [50/426] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:52:34 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/08/18 23:08:21] FSM [208/426] has challenged neurospex [191/1197] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:54:51 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/09/18 08:07:56] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:19 towards level 51.
[11/09/18 08:56:37] FSM [88/426] has come upon Zaratustra [680/1170] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:24 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/09/18 18:48:27] FSM [39/463] has challenged Tenorman [892/1051] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/10/18 04:30:36] xayto, el, and FSM [1331/2179] have team battled Lnk, Bradicus, and RBecker [1944/2480] and lost! 2 days, 23:03:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/18 11:39:49] FSM was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:34:03 from level 52.
[11/12/18 07:42:57] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:33 towards level 52.
[11/12/18 18:51:06] Khorne, zid, and mordac [490/3333] have team battled SirMonkeybox, JensRex, and FSM [1970/2111] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 14:01:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 6 days, 21:41:50 toward level 52.
[11/14/18 05:45:00] Agent86 [218/672] has come upon FSM [38/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:30:48 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/15/18 02:41:00] FSM [425/463] has challenged Misza [319/1218] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:08:53 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/15/18 16:20:02] Kratos, Ttech, and brycec [3148/3363] have team battled PiotrekD, FSM, and Zye [1040/2476] and won! 0 days, 18:32:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/18 01:46:19] FSM [333/463] has challenged pfoley [161/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:15 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/17/18 04:52:34] FSM [320/463] has come upon neurospex [71/1197] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:07:24 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/17/18 18:38:11] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:34 towards level 52.
[11/17/18 18:55:22] FSM [425/463] has challenged Majak [408/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:43:23 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/18/18 03:09:46] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:49 towards level 52.
[11/18/18 08:57:45] ncarl747, TimWolla, and FSM [605/2105] have team battled IRPG, Sharky4, and brendan [1990/2542] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 11:41:03] FSM [98/463] has come upon vox [967/1170] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:50 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/18/18 21:27:58] Crazycatlady, mordac, and bobvador [23/2463] have team battled FSM, HellSpawn, and Tor [913/1982] and lost! 0 days, 16:21:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 23:28:51] FSM [302/463] has challenged mustek [159/1045] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/19/18 08:53:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 7 days, 07:10:35 toward level 53.
[11/20/18 03:08:01] FSM [233/463] has challenged Morfeus^ [182/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:44:45 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/20/18 22:19:44] FSM [21/463] has come upon Sixbierehomme [328/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:37:46 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/21/18 06:04:41] FSM slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! FSM's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/18 10:11:49] FSM was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:42:22 from level 53.
[11/21/18 14:07:35] psycho, max, and crudd [508/1826] have team battled mordac, mwhahaha, and FSM [2418/2703] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 09:06:38] FSM lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:51 from level 53.
[11/22/18 15:21:39] FSM [302/459] has challenged DrJosh9000 [403/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/22/18 21:20:03] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:56 towards level 53.
[11/23/18 03:24:19] Roxana [1101/1203] has challenged FSM [109/459] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:12:07 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[11/23/18 19:21:07] Khorne, buksi, and FSM [1160/2347] have team battled soltys, crudd, and vox [218/2457] and won! 0 days, 09:29:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 09:31:02] FSM [94/459] has challenged Killerkid [1012/1077] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:45 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/24/18 16:27:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FSM with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:33:06 from level 53.
[11/25/18 21:23:05] FSM [324/480] has challenged csc2ya [20/410] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/26/18 00:39:47] Heisenberg [614/704] has challenged FSM [316/480] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:59:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/27/18 20:10:54] FSM ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:19:18 from level 54.
[11/28/18 12:26:21] FSM, Tenorman, and Cameron_D [406/3143] have team battled Eldoreth, AncalagonThBlack, and Birdbones [2490/3017] and lost! 2 days, 03:34:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/18 14:29:11] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:38 towards level 54.
[11/28/18 16:54:32] bobvador [412/631] has challenged FSM [335/480] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:04:39 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[11/28/18 16:54:32] bobvador has dealt FSM a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:08:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/01/18 03:51:01] FSM [411/480] has come upon SlowRiot [363/968] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:36:12 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/02/18 02:12:59] FSM [278/483] has challenged sjefen6 [808/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:59:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/02/18 19:25:58] FSM EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:11 from level 54.
[12/03/18 06:48:13] popey, WallIdl, and MrGlass [2057/2136] have team battled GilbertErik, FSM, and IRPG [1424/1534] and won! 2 days, 20:17:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 07:19:38] FSM [440/483] has challenged DrJosh9000 [354/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:51:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/03/18 15:45:27] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:56 towards level 54.
[12/04/18 05:36:07] useless [529/898] has challenged FSM [422/483] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/05/18 11:10:51] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:47 towards level 54.
[12/07/18 03:13:12] FSM [118/483] has come upon Eldoreth [175/1014] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/08/18 19:42:14] FSM [194/483] has come upon HellSpawn [175/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:51:10 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/09/18 02:05:51] FSM was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:20 from level 54.
[12/09/18 06:41:16] yano, MJ94, and CornFly [1797/2606] have team battled KeboDK, Killerkid, and FSM [2050/2569] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/18 03:45:26] Bolverk [77/214] has challenged FSM [144/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Bolverk's clock.
[12/11/18 04:14:57] FSM, grooverider, h00k, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/18 05:03:35] FSM [102/483] has challenged Xenofex [467/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/12/18 04:54:31] FSM [499/610] has challenged Misza [973/1198] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/12/18 05:09:23] FSM [41/610] has challenged manish17xxx [560/736] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:26:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/12/18 12:59:12] FSM was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:33:53 towards level 55.
[12/14/18 05:18:36] FSM, canton7, and Killerkid [990/2615] have team battled mordac, Atan, and Beavis [1938/2873] and lost! 2 days, 01:12:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 11:37:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 14 days, 19:24:33 toward level 55.
[12/14/18 12:17:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FSM with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 13:40:54 from level 55.
[12/15/18 19:19:47] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:04 towards level 55.
[12/16/18 22:56:22] FSM, SirMonkeybox, and elf [855/2310] have team battled mwhahaha, Killerkid, and HeavyPodda [1093/3037] and lost! 1 day, 16:41:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/18 04:43:30] FSM [4/613] has come upon Birdbones [735/1339] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:50:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/17/18 08:46:33] FSM [372/613] has come upon Eldoreth [414/1014] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:00:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/19/18 04:48:09] FSM grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:05 towards level 55.
[12/19/18 05:47:58] Ratigan, KeboDK, and FSM [1744/1916] have team battled bootdisk, Sundance, and acolarh [1088/2636] and won! 0 days, 01:37:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 06:06:11] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:25 towards level 55.
[12/19/18 14:30:41] FSM walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:44:16 from level 55.
[12/19/18 14:34:09] Beavis, hannesenator, FSM, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/18 01:08:24] crudd, KeboDK, and Nofew [437/2671] have team battled Atan, FSM, and Nistur [137/1949] and won! 0 days, 02:52:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 04:53:12] mistaEvO8, FSM, and Lemelisk [1710/2297] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Iceman, and theZoMBiE [1088/1217] and won! 0 days, 11:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 11:48:32] FSM [370/613] has challenged osannatas [773/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:46 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/23/18 10:41:40] FSM grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:13 towards level 55.
[12/24/18 17:31:53] strife [97/197] has challenged FSM [69/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:38 is removed from strife's clock.
[12/26/18 21:54:56] xayto [74/801] has come upon FSM [605/613] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:02:36 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/26/18 22:36:34] mordac [459/1265] has come upon FSM [274/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:19:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/27/18 00:13:11] FSM [468/613] has challenged Zoddo [462/1116] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:28 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/27/18 10:15:27] el [905/934] has challenged FSM [349/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:55:53 is removed from el's clock.
[12/27/18 16:55:20] AncalagonThBlack, csc2ya, and Comstock [637/1484] have team battled Beavis, FSM, and crudd [1185/2308] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/18 18:45:39] FSM was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:22 from level 55.
[12/28/18 02:22:34] crudd, rxcomm, and elbie [2095/2699] have team battled Homme, Fluttershy, and FSM [413/1807] and won! 1 day, 15:39:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 02:26:28] FSM [162/613] has challenged woonack [384/476] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/28/18 16:22:25] AngryParsley [318/1156] has challenged FSM [543/613] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:20:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/29/18 10:55:04] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:20:09 towards level 56.
[12/29/18 13:29:21] FSM ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:07:37 from level 56.
[12/29/18 19:54:36] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:47 towards level 56.
[12/31/18 08:02:41] elf [6/1163] has come upon FSM [355/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:09 is added to elf's clock.
[01/02/19 15:54:40] TauPan [343/407] has come upon FSM [448/613] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:10:54 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/03/19 03:53:10] sjums_the_great [3/442] has challenged FSM [389/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/03/19 10:56:25] FSM [582/613] has come upon neurospex [1034/1197] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:40:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/04/19 22:27:53] Psilocybe [520/753] has come upon FSM [504/613] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:21:29 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[01/05/19 21:22:27] suterismus [651/1306] has come upon FSM [228/613] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:38:17 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/06/19 01:56:59] FSM got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:43:41 from level 56.
[01/06/19 10:24:26] yano [664/713] has come upon FSM [579/613] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:37:55 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/06/19 14:02:33] FSM [304/613] has come upon zankore [901/1061] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:22:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/06/19 16:29:19] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:38:25 towards level 56.
[01/07/19 05:44:22] FSM [143/613] has come upon blizgerg [149/1303] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:22:35 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/08/19 02:21:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 14 days, 13:58:42 toward level 56.
[01/09/19 21:22:18] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:37 towards level 56.
[01/10/19 01:35:14] xit [402/1000] has come upon FSM [446/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:06 is added to xit's clock.
[01/10/19 06:57:36] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:59 towards level 56.
[01/10/19 09:08:00] FSM, Ice__101, and yano [703/1617] have team battled womblecat, brendan, and MJ94 [1338/2807] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 09:42:43] FSM died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:52 from level 56.
[01/12/19 19:17:17] buksi, Psilocybe, and Brady [2332/2389] have team battled Scornn, Milquetoast, and FSM [577/1909] and won! 2 days, 05:17:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 07:56:59] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:47 towards level 56.
[01/13/19 22:19:29] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:59 towards level 56.
[01/14/19 07:25:40] FSM [444/613] has come upon TimWolla [865/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/15/19 08:04:00] FSM [0/613] has challenged dax [404/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:54 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/15/19 10:31:58] djm [651/803] has come upon FSM [153/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:23:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/15/19 14:04:39] Crazycatlady [125/639] has come upon FSM [22/613] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:44:43 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/16/19 19:17:09] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:27 towards level 56.
[01/17/19 11:03:58] FSM [100/613] has come upon NRKist [120/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:56 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/17/19 23:50:28] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:03 towards level 56.
[01/18/19 10:52:18] Mars, shandor, and Pici [498/2735] have team battled FSM, TauPan, and Brady [1406/1949] and lost! 1 day, 04:04:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 16:00:24] FSM [536/613] has challenged niko [248/611] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/20/19 05:24:22] xit, ishanyx, and FSM [763/2244] have team battled max, psycho, and Virtual [1213/1866] and lost! 1 day, 23:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/19 05:28:07] FSM was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:06:09 from level 57.
[01/21/19 10:23:39] FSM [339/613] has come upon AngryParsley [1126/1230] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:29:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/22/19 00:13:59] allo [362/578] has come upon FSM [579/613] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:04:51 is added to allo's clock.
[01/24/19 00:27:05] FSM [21/613] has come upon bigjay [514/1435] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:53:50 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/25/19 07:28:08] FSM [487/613] has come upon LordH [512/1144] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:44:46 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/25/19 14:28:10] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:34:14 towards level 57.
[01/25/19 16:28:59] zhalla [176/215] has challenged FSM [21/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from zhalla's clock.
[01/28/19 14:34:27] wMw [69/141] has challenged FSM [47/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:29 is removed from wMw's clock.
[01/28/19 18:35:54] FSM misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:15 from level 57.
[01/28/19 20:03:25] bootdisk [938/1290] has challenged FSM [94/613] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:38 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[01/29/19 23:09:46] Yuhno [304/677] has challenged FSM [605/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:45 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[02/01/19 03:06:47] woonack, SlowRiot, and FSM [1553/2069] have team battled strife, sigmg, and pixelate [556/1642] and won! 1 day, 23:40:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 20:47:37] FSM was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:32:10 from level 57.
[02/03/19 03:26:31] bootdisk [909/1290] has come upon FSM [239/613] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:09:26 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/03/19 19:57:06] FSM [409/613] has come upon psycho [257/441] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:14:04 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/04/19 03:30:21] LordH, bigjay, and FSM [1818/3199] have team battled damyan, HeavyPodda, and bp [613/2441] and won! 3 days, 02:27:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 03:30:57] AncalagonThBlack, Herb_Tarlek, and LordH [1354/2786] have team battled Sam, brycec, and FSM [160/2486] and won! 0 days, 13:59:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 09:55:28] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:12:56 towards level 57.
[02/04/19 10:01:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 11 days, 07:48:05 toward level 57.
[02/05/19 00:00:17] bigjay, FSM, Heisenberg, and robox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/19 02:44:43] PiotrekD, IndigoTiger, and FSM [761/2272] have team battled waifu, Globalirc, and bebbet [910/2199] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 18:59:04] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:09 towards level 57.
[02/07/19 02:41:00] FSM [493/613] has come upon Andries [630/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:16 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/07/19 07:59:12] FSM slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! FSM's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/19 14:57:34] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:38 towards level 57.
[02/09/19 02:21:01] FSM [458/613] has challenged Sixbierehomme [432/795] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:00:04 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/09/19 08:56:41] FSM [484/613] has challenged Sharky4 [529/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:56:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/09/19 10:57:09] FSM [489/613] has challenged lagertonne [246/714] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:53:24 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/09/19 18:47:25] Sundance, Eldoreth, and woonack [902/2260] have team battled autist, FSM, and Zythan [971/1529] and lost! 5 days, 12:02:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/19 05:48:35] mordac, FSM, and Mirc0p [546/2613] have team battled kork, Scornn, and L [469/1227] and won! 2 days, 07:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 02:23:11] TauPan [172/433] has come upon FSM [288/613] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:43:10 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/12/19 17:51:29] bookworm, Crazycatlady, and MiddlewareMonkey [600/1297] have team battled Yuhno, FSM, and kork [71/1667] and won! 0 days, 01:45:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 20:16:35] FSM [546/613] has challenged xit [123/1000] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:51:42 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/12/19 20:57:38] Sixbierehomme, Zoddo, and suterismus [759/3193] have team battled m0shbear, FSM, and nickware [1002/2509] and lost! 2 days, 23:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 00:48:39] blizgerg, darkmage, and Lemelisk [752/3822] have team battled MrGlass, FSM, and xit [174/2513] and won! 0 days, 23:19:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 06:57:02] blabber, L, and Flonk [926/1670] have team battled Misza, FSM, and TimWolla [658/2999] and won! 0 days, 03:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/19 14:12:25] boogol [67/195] has challenged FSM [42/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from boogol's clock.
[02/16/19 23:01:16] Heisenberg [530/702] has come upon FSM [249/674] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:21:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/17/19 18:45:19] manish17xxx, bookworm, and ilbelkyr [1670/2008] have team battled FSM, nickware, and robox [710/2488] and won! 0 days, 04:33:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 20:40:25] lagertonne [300/717] has challenged FSM [74/674] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:15:24 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[02/18/19 21:09:21] TimWolla, Atan, and FSM [1692/2620] have team battled blizgerg, damyan, and darkmage [2509/3330] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/19 23:01:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 3 days, 15:58:38 toward level 58.
[02/21/19 01:42:18] FSM and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 12:00:37] FSM [103/674] has challenged robox [540/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:43 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/21/19 15:42:20] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:37 towards level 58.
[02/22/19 11:44:48] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:36 towards level 58.
[02/26/19 01:18:50] Khorne, Nuae, and djm [1295/2264] have team battled FSM, aismallard, and pants [2265/2398] and lost! 1 day, 03:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/19 16:45:49] FSM [569/674] has challenged LordH [117/1151] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:49:58 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/27/19 14:13:12] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:10 towards level 59.
[02/27/19 18:58:35] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:14 towards level 59.
[02/28/19 01:57:53] FSM [413/674] has come upon dwfreed [50/400] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:13:55 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/28/19 05:46:12] FSM [582/674] has come upon kenyon [361/1111] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:08:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/01/19 02:18:34] FSM grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:00 towards level 59.
[03/01/19 11:45:48] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:42 towards level 59.
[03/01/19 20:48:40] PiotrekD [162/745] has challenged FSM [542/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:30:10 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[03/01/19 21:48:54] FSM [40/674] has challenged csc2ya [160/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:03 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/02/19 07:52:55] FSM [126/674] has come upon WallIdl [313/768] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:42:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/02/19 14:49:17] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:03 towards level 59.
[03/03/19 02:20:52] FSM [156/674] has come upon irix [347/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:23:06 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/03/19 05:39:53] FSM [93/674] has come upon damyan [85/890] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:56:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/03/19 07:56:56] Curious_Onion [90/715] has challenged FSM [407/674] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:36:17 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[03/03/19 15:43:54] FSM [646/674] has come upon Yuhno [236/683] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:27:25 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/04/19 16:18:10] FSM was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:25 towards level 59.
[03/05/19 05:48:30] FSM grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:23 towards level 59.
[03/06/19 05:13:17] MadMan [658/1166] has challenged FSM [461/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:13 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[03/06/19 19:52:24] TimWolla and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 21:45:59] Xenthys [101/547] has challenged FSM [661/674] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:41:19 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[03/13/19 02:17:02] tmberg, FSM, and Iceman [444/2488] have team battled vegadark, allo, and manish17xxx [796/2075] and lost! 0 days, 04:47:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/19 07:54:03] FSM and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 02:47:50] Sixbierehomme and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 05:21:55] FSM [12/674] has challenged sunri5e [942/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/14/19 08:50:12] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:17:42 towards level 60.
[03/14/19 23:53:17] autist [46/387] has come upon FSM [289/674] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:30:29 is added to autist's clock.
[03/15/19 20:48:40] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:50:59 towards level 60.
[03/16/19 15:59:12] FSM and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 20:34:33] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:19 towards level 60.
[03/17/19 14:09:07] FSM [609/674] has challenged Xenthys [337/547] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:29:58 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/18/19 21:35:33] FSM [529/674] has come upon waifu [95/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:27:15 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/19/19 18:20:09] KeboDK [638/745] has challenged FSM [119/674] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:18:32 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/19/19 22:21:01] FSM [140/674] has challenged ToHellWithGA [831/975] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:41:55 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/21/19 20:08:50] pollo [39/49] has challenged FSM [164/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to pollo's clock.
[03/22/19 07:54:27] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:14 towards level 60.
[03/23/19 08:09:21] Goreguts [257/258] has challenged FSM [290/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Goreguts's clock.
[03/23/19 11:45:13] Walter [0/1] has challenged FSM [346/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Walter's clock.
[03/24/19 01:47:12] TimWolla and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/19 09:40:21] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/19 00:47:48] FSM [670/680] has challenged elbie [912/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:18:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/25/19 15:22:33] Psilocybe, Brady, and FSM [1637/2369] have team battled waifu, Sixbierehomme, and Walter [256/1913] and won! 1 day, 11:49:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 17:38:36] FSM [677/680] has come upon ishanyx [198/626] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:50:02 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/26/19 17:38:36] FSM has dealt ishanyx a Critical Strike! 10 days, 06:46:17 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[03/27/19 12:25:59] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:56 towards level 60.
[03/28/19 01:52:32] Sundance and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/19 22:30:46] skarlso [79/408] has challenged FSM [469/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to skarlso's clock.
[03/29/19 00:09:16] FSM [270/680] has challenged apiw [138/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:48:27 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/29/19 16:24:57] FSM [402/680] has come upon LeLutin [28/264] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:14 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/29/19 16:26:06] FSM [612/680] has come upon LeLutin [59/264] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:53:59 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/29/19 17:55:01] FSM, alephnull, and MrGlass [1831/2358] have team battled holloway, KeboDK, and Geela [1767/2478] and won! 0 days, 00:41:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 07:16:03] FSM, acolarh, and HellSpawn [1645/1875] have team battled Milquetoast, alephnull, and Globalirc [2503/2634] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/19 16:17:14] FSM and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 21:30:36] KeboDK, FSM, and Kropotkin [18/1792] have team battled zifre, mistaEvO8, and xayto [932/1678] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/19 12:22:54] FSM [347/680] has challenged dclaw123 [264/981] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:30:26 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/31/19 14:17:28] FSM [12/680] has come upon zifre [11/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:42:53 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/31/19 14:17:28] FSM has dealt zifre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:54:06 is added to zifre's clock.
[04/01/19 06:36:28] moaz, JuanMaestro, and Nistur [850/2086] have team battled Fluttershy, PlasmaStar, and FSM [1508/2071] and lost! 0 days, 20:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 10:27:59] FSM [433/680] has challenged Bradicus [636/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:54 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/01/19 20:30:16] FSM [170/680] has challenged skarlso [222/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/02/19 02:35:35] FSM slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! FSM's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/19 04:30:21] FSM [12/676] has come upon acolarh [8/749] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:14 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/02/19 11:02:45] FSM [446/676] has challenged TauPan [298/434] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:14:26 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/02/19 21:04:44] Sundance and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 22:36:19] GilbertErik [309/808] has challenged FSM [365/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:19:40 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/02/19 23:57:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 21 days, 23:18:26 toward level 61.
[04/03/19 09:11:24] FSM died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:04:37 from level 61.
[04/03/19 14:26:01] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:35:44 towards level 61.
[04/03/19 17:43:24] vox [875/1154] has come upon FSM [324/676] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:14:05 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/03/19 20:21:12] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:45:23 towards level 61.
[04/03/19 20:41:24] FSM [323/676] has challenged damyan [505/900] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:50 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/04/19 04:36:50] LapTop006 [9/28] has challenged FSM [601/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[04/04/19 18:17:06] meskio [217/282] has challenged FSM [338/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to meskio's clock.
[04/05/19 10:22:32] Jay_of_Delucia, Sixbierehomme, and MrGlass [1204/2203] have team battled FSM, zid, and csc2ya [1518/2170] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 15:04:59] FSM [309/676] has come upon pollo [465/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/05/19 16:22:00] Atan and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/19 21:48:19] FSM and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 04:19:28] suterismus, Majak, and elbie [997/2820] have team battled FSM, Phreaker, and pfoley [2081/2165] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/19 17:13:23] mordac [1168/1276] has come upon FSM [196/676] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:11:52 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/09/19 08:36:05] The_Joker and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/19 12:41:28] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:21 towards level 61.
[04/10/19 01:10:22] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:12 towards level 61.
[04/10/19 05:05:18] Notir [147/261] has challenged FSM [66/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from Notir's clock.
[04/10/19 13:53:27] ishanyx, FSM, Mars, and manish17xxx have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/19 06:00:23] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:15 towards level 61.
[04/11/19 06:54:17] Jay_of_Delucia [167/484] has come upon FSM [447/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:41 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[04/11/19 20:04:04] FSM [115/676] has come upon Euph0ria [273/318] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:22 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/11/19 23:50:39] FSM [384/676] has come upon TimWolla [981/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/12/19 02:44:05] elbie and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 17:29:58] FSM [409/676] has challenged pixelate [249/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:33 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/12/19 18:16:45] FSM, lavamind, and TauPan [765/1411] have team battled hannesenator, dwfreed, and acolarh [1474/2350] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/19 16:28:40] wMw, dxrt, and bisco [1249/1841] have team battled ilbelkyr, FSM, and Roxana [2648/2913] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/19 10:00:48] Heisenberg [68/752] has come upon FSM [45/676] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:42:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/19 13:02:11] FSM [93/924] has challenged himuraken [601/958] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/19 11:10:31] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:39:21 towards level 62.
[04/15/19 20:47:01] elf [496/1194] has challenged FSM [392/924] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:47:07 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/15/19 22:47:28] FSM [342/924] has challenged chauffer [65/416] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:07:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/16/19 04:34:14] FSM [752/924] has come upon The_Joker [73/371] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:18:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/16/19 07:07:23] FSM, zygren, and Roxana [1794/2609] have team battled manish17xxx, Asara, and autist [1754/2585] and won! 0 days, 08:59:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 17:43:24] FSM [719/924] has come upon Skyie [423/709] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:26:58 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/16/19 20:41:02] Flonk [564/939] has challenged FSM [47/924] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/17/19 14:10:11] FSM, simple, and efertone [1425/2548] have team battled vegadark, Heisenberg, and dwfreed [700/1870] and won! 0 days, 16:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 23:07:37] FSM was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:47:03 from level 62.
[04/18/19 02:13:04] FSM [710/924] has come upon blizgerg [551/1293] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:17:04 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/18/19 04:59:50] Bahhumbug [164/898] has challenged FSM [73/924] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:42:52 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[04/19/19 17:07:59] FSM [467/924] has challenged waifu [396/863] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:23:52 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/19/19 22:46:08] jack [60/95] has challenged FSM [184/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to jack's clock.
[04/20/19 06:10:54] FSM [744/924] has challenged acolarh [680/749] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:19:51 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/21/19 00:12:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 5 days, 17:08:41 toward level 62.
[04/21/19 20:49:09] xayto [617/761] has come upon FSM [153/924] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:09:10 is removed from xayto's clock.
[04/22/19 00:55:40] vegadark, Bahhumbug, and mordac [649/2908] have team battled acolarh, FSM, and sheu [1211/2221] and lost! 2 days, 04:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/19 11:43:22] anarcat [282/413] has challenged FSM [436/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/23/19 14:30:54] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:34 towards level 62.
[04/23/19 20:38:18] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:29 towards level 62.
[04/24/19 15:34:50] Psilocybe [216/764] has challenged FSM [622/924] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:40:24 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[04/24/19 22:23:58] FSM, idlerpgww, and RBecker [1865/2470] have team battled elbie, grooverider, and J [1236/3088] and won! 1 day, 04:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/19 18:40:54] FSM [558/924] has challenged Nechayev [484/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:34 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/27/19 15:51:17] dave [229/234] has challenged FSM [325/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to dave's clock.
[04/28/19 12:56:00] bebbet [97/563] has challenged FSM [642/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:37 is added to bebbet's clock.
[04/28/19 13:56:13] cirdan [824/986] has challenged FSM [620/924] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:10:26 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/28/19 21:55:47] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:49 towards level 62.
[04/29/19 06:14:26] FSM [619/941] has challenged dindinx [814/1007] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:55:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/29/19 10:55:45] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:22 towards level 63.
[04/29/19 11:46:57] FSM fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! FSM's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/29/19 19:02:55] FSM [2/935] has challenged Birdbones [395/1392] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:37:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/30/19 00:06:18] WallIdl and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 00:59:38] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:04:26 towards level 63.
[05/01/19 16:13:19] FSM [406/935] has challenged sjefen6 [390/874] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:41:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/02/19 02:45:21] grooverider [466/1421] has come upon FSM [1/935] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:08:23 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/02/19 23:26:20] ohnx [798/833] has come upon FSM [312/935] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:18:46 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[05/03/19 02:00:19] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:32 towards level 63.
[05/03/19 10:08:57] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 23:05:33] FSM [767/935] has come upon Desspugne [533/745] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:22:17 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/04/19 20:07:04] Kropotkin [313/627] has come upon FSM [189/935] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:14:11 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[05/05/19 09:34:32] FSM [415/935] has challenged inittab [28/77] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:37:49 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/05/19 17:49:51] FSM and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/19 21:43:57] FSM and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 16:47:49] CornFly [940/1165] has challenged FSM [183/935] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:10:26 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/08/19 09:48:05] FSM [516/935] has come upon Syloq [361/543] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:26:12 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/08/19 12:21:43] rxcomm stole FSM's level 266 pair of boots while they were sleeping! rxcomm leaves their old level 48 pair of boots behind, which FSM then takes.
[05/09/19 02:55:54] Ironhoof [85/1164] has challenged FSM [76/695] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:59:24 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[05/09/19 03:41:56] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:49 towards level 63.
[05/09/19 03:56:08] Elgo [123/479] has challenged FSM [398/695] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:38:06 is added to Elgo's clock.
[05/09/19 09:03:45] FSM [449/695] has come upon ilbelkyr [794/1063] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/09/19 11:16:00] TauPan, exotime, and pfoley [320/1643] have team battled Brainiac, FSM, and Killerkid [1485/2521] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/19 02:01:15] buksi [588/761] has challenged FSM [28/695] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:04:29 is removed from buksi's clock.
[05/12/19 01:57:09] FSM was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:06:38 from level 63.
[05/12/19 09:14:14] FSM [232/695] has challenged RBecker [386/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:34 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/12/19 16:34:52] Zoddo, djm, and FSM [750/2826] have team battled autist, vegadark, and max [1958/2225] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 12:45:41] FSM got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:21 from level 63.
[05/13/19 21:02:20] FSM [222/695] has come upon pfoley [492/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:26:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/14/19 09:53:08] elbie and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 17:33:26] FSM [671/695] has come upon Bkid [741/762] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:12:28 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/15/19 13:29:56] FSM [238/695] has come upon canton7 [795/979] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:34:05 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/16/19 06:15:18] FSM and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 12:27:18] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:41 towards level 63.
[05/16/19 22:52:20] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:12 towards level 63.
[05/17/19 01:02:06] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:04 towards level 63.
[05/17/19 01:46:19] JensRex [329/1226] has come upon FSM [22/695] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:58:09 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[05/17/19 23:44:30] FSM and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 15:49:26] Andries [660/768] has challenged FSM [394/695] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:57:09 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/18/19 18:43:30] Nofew, FSM, and shandor [21/2169] have team battled WallIdl, pollo, and Milquetoast [1754/2704] and lost! 1 day, 11:49:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 03:28:07] FSM, Atan, and allo [1665/2139] have team battled hannesenator, alephnull, and Brainiac [2155/2663] and lost! 1 day, 17:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 05:31:35] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 07:05:49] AbacusAvenger, ncarl747, FSM, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/19 09:42:46] FSM [78/695] has come upon Majak [468/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:16:34 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/19/19 09:47:35] Clearcasting, blizgerg, and sjefen6 [2316/2424] have team battled FSM, tmberg, and sunri5e [2686/3294] and lost! 1 day, 04:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/19 06:28:32] kork [380/392] has come upon FSM [531/695] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:57:58 is added to kork's clock.
[05/20/19 11:46:39] elbie and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 14:58:16] FSM was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:21 from level 63.
[05/23/19 00:38:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 1 day, 06:45:22 toward level 63.
[05/23/19 22:43:02] FSM sharpened the edge of their weapon! FSM's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/19 02:26:08] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:45 towards level 63.
[05/24/19 06:59:48] Sharky4 [188/807] has come upon FSM [272/712] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:48:41 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/24/19 16:13:37] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:58 towards level 63.
[05/26/19 02:29:29] FSM sharpened the edge of their weapon! FSM's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/19 02:50:19] FSM [717/808] has challenged waifu [39/879] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/26/19 22:05:01] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:36:24 towards level 64.
[05/27/19 07:00:09] FSM [136/808] has come upon Bahhumbug [714/898] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:10:07 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/29/19 15:45:47] FSM bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:54:19 from level 64.
[06/01/19 07:04:45] FSM [36/808] has challenged elbie [640/1005] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:37:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/02/19 14:04:23] FSM [802/808] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [487/809] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:37:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/03/19 05:35:22] FSM and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 16:25:52] Nechayev [19/748] has challenged FSM [49/808] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/03/19 18:34:57] sheu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/19 11:28:54] FSM [40/808] has come upon HeavyPodda [994/1004] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:37:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/06/19 03:51:56] FSM, Lemongrab, and waifu [2291/2638] have team battled Syloq, pixelate, and Everyman [188/1825] and won! 1 day, 11:30:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 13:34:14] Roxana [787/1145] has challenged FSM [439/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:51:24 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[06/06/19 13:34:14] In the fierce battle, FSM dropped their level 68 shield! Roxana picks it up, tossing their old level 30 shield to FSM.
[06/09/19 04:00:02] petrichor [126/1237] has come upon FSM [60/766] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:55:25 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[06/09/19 05:06:19] FSM and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/19 21:44:09] FSM EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:54:18 from level 64.
[06/11/19 04:40:30] FSM, ohnx, GilbertErik, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/19 11:00:03] FSM [137/766] has come upon Sixbierehomme [261/833] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:53:55 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/11/19 21:08:00] FSM was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:29:31 from level 64.
[06/12/19 18:19:14] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:33:45 towards level 64.
[06/14/19 02:04:22] FSM [270/766] has come upon Scornn [7/465] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:56:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/15/19 06:57:11] blizgerg, Mars, and FSM [1198/3268] have team battled bookworm, LapTop006, and loomysh [1024/1770] and won! 1 day, 14:56:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/19 10:56:01] FSM, Tenorman, and JensRex [608/3152] have team battled Brady, kenyon, and ilbelkyr [1227/3081] and lost! 2 days, 14:01:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/19 01:30:38] dartainus [70/170] has challenged FSM [750/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/16/19 08:19:02] xmj [67/305] has challenged FSM [130/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to xmj's clock.
[06/16/19 09:52:52] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:53 towards level 64.
[06/18/19 09:55:53] Nofew, FSM, and chauffer [1912/2095] have team battled MaryMaid, Birdbones, and ToHellWithGA [46/2816] and won! 1 day, 12:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 18:50:21] blabber, autist, and dwfreed [1298/1905] have team battled womblecat, blizgerg, and FSM [1841/2754] and lost! 1 day, 05:42:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/19 14:49:33] petrichor [325/1237] has come upon FSM [391/766] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:40:54 is added to petrichor's clock.
[06/20/19 12:36:49] rxcomm, Phreaker, and FSM [1125/2669] have team battled ohnx, buyoq, and Xenthys [763/1870] and won! 1 day, 05:12:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 12:59:51] Iceman [596/923] has challenged FSM [595/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:24:21 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[06/21/19 05:13:32] FSM was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:45 from level 64.
[06/21/19 10:18:09] FSM ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:48:42 from level 64.
[06/21/19 12:57:34] FSM [178/766] has come upon Reilly [224/470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:59:28 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/22/19 00:16:16] shandor and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 12:49:52] Mithkabob, FSM, and Sundance [1065/1806] have team battled brendan, Khorne, and The_Joker [80/2769] and won! 2 days, 02:43:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 17:41:58] FSM, darkmage, and dwfreed [841/2630] have team battled Sixbierehomme, SlowRiot, and Sharky4 [654/2510] and won! 1 day, 15:36:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 06:28:39] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:50 towards level 64.
[06/24/19 08:05:24] FSM [412/766] has come upon Atan [261/761] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:24:55 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/24/19 09:18:57] FSM [482/766] has challenged woonack [377/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/24/19 23:03:10] elbie, butlerian, and SirMonkeybox [1516/2006] have team battled FSM, rxcomm, and bebbet [1496/2613] and won! 1 day, 07:47:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 03:21:03] FSM and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 08:24:07] theZoMBiE [213/447] has challenged FSM [487/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:29:32 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/25/19 11:34:01] FSM, Agent86, sjefen6, and agrajag have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/19 10:10:07] cirdan [774/1049] has come upon FSM [522/771] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:22:24 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/26/19 18:06:10] FSM [553/795] has challenged DrJosh9000 [363/577] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/27/19 06:45:44] himuraken, xmj, and el [1137/2241] have team battled waifu, FSM, and aismallard [689/2524] and won! 0 days, 13:23:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 15:36:08] woonack [405/506] has challenged FSM [552/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/27/19 20:37:15] FSM [468/795] has challenged fattrat [1157/1285] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:44:28 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/28/19 21:56:43] xmj [168/331] has challenged FSM [663/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to xmj's clock.
[06/29/19 01:14:03] wMw [277/624] has come upon FSM [270/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from wMw's clock.
[06/29/19 02:43:54] FSM [401/795] has challenged Misza [1005/1299] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:56:56 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/30/19 00:32:15] Sharky4 [45/810] has come upon FSM [222/795] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:56:48 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[07/03/19 14:05:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 12 days, 07:02:21 toward level 65.
[07/04/19 07:47:28] FSM [213/795] has come upon Bahhumbug [444/902] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:33:06 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/04/19 09:29:31] Asara [911/1118] has challenged FSM [416/795] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/05/19 14:17:21] FSM [340/795] has challenged chauffer [286/456] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:50:55 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/05/19 23:14:51] TheresusPheronor, FSM, and ToHellWithGA [1843/2226] have team battled ishanyx, zifnab06, and pfoley [370/2190] and won! 1 day, 02:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 03:07:42] Nofew, Mateusz, and JensRex [274/3170] have team battled FSM, Scornn, and meskio [180/1945] and won! 1 day, 20:03:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 09:47:49] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:02:40 towards level 65.
[07/07/19 09:00:00] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:01 towards level 65.
[07/08/19 12:20:53] FSM and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 16:03:01] dindinx, Eldoreth, FSM, and womblecat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/19 17:20:50] Eldoreth [213/1062] has challenged FSM [332/795] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:23:34 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[07/09/19 21:50:26] FSM saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:27 from level 65.
[07/10/19 04:54:57] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:04 towards level 65.
[07/10/19 17:13:34] tspange, FSM, and bigjay [324/3066] have team battled pixelate, Lemelisk, and himuraken [1010/2853] and lost! 3 days, 15:23:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/19 20:32:52] MadMan, grooverider, and Syloq [2741/3192] have team battled FSM, autist, and allo [1423/2140] and won! 2 days, 17:19:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 02:56:03] FSM and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 11:04:26] Scornn, FSM, and Antium [1656/2203] have team battled el, phraktyl, and Sharky4 [954/2108] and won! 2 days, 00:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 00:02:32] FSM got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:56:41 from level 65.
[07/13/19 01:59:58] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:13:01 towards level 65.
[07/14/19 07:28:57] allo, FSM, and Andries [1674/1993] have team battled bebbet, ncarl747, and sjums_the_great [944/1843] and won! 1 day, 00:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 12:22:52] FSM was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:42 from level 65.
[07/15/19 09:43:35] SlowRiot, CoarseHorse, and GilbertErik [1163/2232] have team battled FSM, wMw, and Ttech [538/3340] and won! 0 days, 16:49:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 14:07:21] FSM spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! FSM's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/19 15:37:35] FSM was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:58 from level 65.
[07/15/19 21:56:44] FSM [272/784] has come upon manish17xxx [591/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:43:14 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/17/19 00:49:46] MiddlewareMonkey [9/931] has come upon FSM [31/784] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:22:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/17/19 09:19:27] FSM misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:47 from level 65.
[07/17/19 11:29:14] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:52 towards level 65.
[07/17/19 14:56:42] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:19 towards level 65.
[07/17/19 17:22:13] FSM [46/784] has challenged micah [500/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/17/19 18:03:57] FSM was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:32 towards level 65.
[07/18/19 06:17:30] damyan, sjums_the_great, and Globalirc [2254/2485] have team battled FSM, Reilly, and bebbet [786/1820] and won! 7 days, 10:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/19 01:31:46] Eiam [540/708] has come upon FSM [57/784] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:25:09 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[07/19/19 04:35:38] JuanMaestro [489/883] has come upon FSM [716/784] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 15:07:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/19/19 05:25:36] FSM got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:13:53 from level 65.
[07/19/19 09:04:29] inittab, djm, and FSM [1133/2273] have team battled crysys, Fluttershy, and hannesenator [1297/3140] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 16:50:41] MiddlewareMonkey, FSM, and Sharky4 [757/2532] have team battled hannesenator, Psilocybe, and cirdan [1171/2987] and lost! 1 day, 20:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 09:37:13] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:43 towards level 65.
[07/20/19 15:49:22] FSM [610/784] has come upon jbroome [473/773] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:59:00 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/20/19 17:37:35] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:35 towards level 65.
[07/21/19 00:00:43] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:07 towards level 65.
[07/22/19 18:26:47] FSM and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 21:55:32] FSM [188/784] has come upon neurospex [1115/1298] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:40:52 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/25/19 21:44:33] elf [325/1169] has come upon FSM [150/784] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:34:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/27/19 11:32:32] FSM and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 06:05:12] FSM, Varjatticus, and MrGlass [1213/2010] have team battled zankore, petrichor, and phraktyl [2429/2670] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/19 11:21:34] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:33 towards level 65.
[07/28/19 12:05:01] FSM [263/784] has come upon MJ94 [520/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:13 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/28/19 23:16:13] FSM [151/784] has challenged csssuf [632/674] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/30/19 06:28:33] FSM [704/784] has challenged dclaw123 [427/1042] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:00:22 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/31/19 20:53:01] FSM [549/784] has come upon Misza [700/1287] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:12:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/01/19 02:21:55] wMw [440/631] has come upon FSM [173/784] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:38:10 is removed from wMw's clock.
[08/01/19 03:40:46] FSM and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 08:06:08] FSM ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:35:07 from level 66.
[08/01/19 14:38:21] Curious_Onion, MiddlewareMonkey, and yano [885/2306] have team battled FSM, skarlso, and Psilocybe [1916/1969] and lost! 1 day, 05:51:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/19 15:06:30] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/19 05:13:39] FSM saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:49:30 from level 66.
[08/02/19 12:16:23] FSM [113/787] has come upon BagelBites [473/697] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:05:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/03/19 08:25:49] Brady [317/917] has come upon FSM [693/787] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:19:48 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/03/19 10:21:41] sbp [308/627] has challenged FSM [723/787] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:52:22 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/03/19 16:09:41] FSM [635/787] has come upon Ratigan [408/818] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:30:36 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/03/19 23:54:40] KeboDK [40/704] has come upon FSM [476/796] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:40:25 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/04/19 09:45:41] FSM was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:12:00 from level 66.
[08/04/19 11:01:05] FSM [589/796] has come upon The_Joker [63/408] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:15:32 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/05/19 21:12:42] FSM [764/796] has come upon Majak [40/638] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:44:33 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/06/19 02:05:09] borsin [2/652] has challenged FSM [266/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:28:43 is added to borsin's clock.
[08/06/19 02:11:41] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:53:47 towards level 66.
[08/06/19 20:03:09] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:08:23 towards level 66.
[08/07/19 03:32:34] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:38 towards level 66.
[08/09/19 07:41:59] ganome, elf, and dclaw123 [979/2622] have team battled Tratos, FSM, and buyoq [1072/2154] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/19 11:58:03] FSM [507/796] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [99/674] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:22:15 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/13/19 04:29:50] Chuck [119/746] has come upon FSM [307/796] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:03:18 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/13/19 10:03:17] FSM and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/19 11:55:12] kork [284/355] has come upon FSM [319/796] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:36:53 is added to kork's clock.
[08/13/19 23:34:15] idlerpgww, womblecat, and FSM [81/2226] have team battled nawcom, AncalagonThBlack, and dwfreed [412/1943] and lost! 3 days, 04:46:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 02:05:54] FSM and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 02:28:00] FSM [42/796] has come upon AngryParsley [152/1138] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:30:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/16/19 05:34:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 11 days, 16:25:21 toward level 66.
[08/16/19 07:07:08] TimWolla and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 08:13:11] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:37 towards level 66.
[08/16/19 11:02:10] FSM [585/796] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [644/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/16/19 12:35:08] FSM [727/796] has come upon Birdbones [439/1391] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:39:24 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/16/19 15:25:51] FSM ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:55 from level 66.
[08/16/19 17:00:29] Xaris [26/245] has challenged FSM [314/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Xaris's clock.
[08/16/19 20:01:02] FSM [717/796] has challenged loomysh [151/881] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:32 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/19/19 07:13:41] FSM [381/796] has challenged WallIdl [291/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:48 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/19/19 19:41:30] FSM [689/799] has challenged MJ94 [154/529] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:55:14 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/20/19 08:15:17] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:03:06 towards level 67.
[08/21/19 00:34:35] FSM and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 18:01:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 12 days, 03:53:11 toward level 67.
[08/22/19 00:33:42] FSM, WallIdl, and RBecker [334/2223] have team battled inittab, ohnx, and Invidious [1359/2005] and lost! 4 days, 11:06:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/19 14:08:57] MaryMaid [485/582] has come upon FSM [354/799] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:27:31 is removed from MaryMaid's clock.
[09/01/19 00:29:05] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:28 towards level 67.
[09/02/19 11:13:52] FSM spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! FSM's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/19 20:42:07] FSM [470/789] has come upon dwfreed [144/583] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:36:32 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/03/19 01:24:52] FSM [265/789] has come upon pixelate [285/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:28:17 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/03/19 15:21:37] FSM and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 05:39:56] simple [630/1047] has challenged FSM [765/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:37 is added to simple's clock.
[09/05/19 10:46:17] TheDeadlyDandy, zid, and HeavyPodda [2655/2712] have team battled GipsyPureGold, damyan, and FSM [919/2138] and won! 1 day, 04:22:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 21:48:26] BagelBites, sheu, and shandor [292/1899] have team battled FSM, bebbet, and Jay_of_Delucia [755/1952] and lost! 4 days, 03:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/19 06:07:18] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:07 towards level 67.
[09/08/19 03:14:37] Xaris [231/298] has challenged FSM [509/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Xaris's clock.
[09/08/19 12:30:03] FSM [585/789] has come upon pixelate [50/514] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:51:40 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/08/19 19:23:06] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:34 towards level 67.
[09/08/19 22:04:39] FSM [357/789] has challenged IdleMaster [200/747] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:18:48 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/09/19 05:06:11] FSM [364/789] has challenged Beavis [405/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:30 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/09/19 22:07:21] FSM [344/789] has come upon Asara [184/1105] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:05:40 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/10/19 13:13:19] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:11 towards level 67.
[09/13/19 21:12:08] Ironhoof, GipsyPureGold, and zid [1714/2617] have team battled woonack, himuraken, and FSM [2334/2492] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/19 23:06:05] FSM [542/789] has challenged Heisenberg [304/764] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:05:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/13/19 23:36:14] FSM was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:16:26 from level 68.
[09/16/19 23:36:19] FSM and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 10:20:57] WallIdl, Jay_of_Delucia, and Scar3cr0w [623/1464] have team battled FSM, brendan, and blizgerg [706/3481] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/19 15:31:15] FSM [95/789] has come upon blabber [197/833] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:20:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/19/19 13:47:42] micah [69/823] has come upon FSM [99/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:25 is added to micah's clock.
[09/20/19 04:19:07] FSM [101/789] has come upon Blukunfando [38/230] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:03:27 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/21/19 12:36:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 21 days, 03:32:47 toward level 68.
[09/21/19 14:03:53] FSM [80/789] has come upon Syloq [558/602] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:59:44 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/21/19 19:28:13] Agent86, Andries, and zid [629/2253] have team battled FSM, BagelBites, and pfoley [770/2283] and lost! 2 days, 12:15:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/19 23:15:44] FSM [27/789] has challenged blizgerg [14/1344] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:57:38 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/23/19 05:17:54] Majak and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/19 15:00:26] KH405, brendan, and max [638/2629] have team battled Fluttershy, FSM, and Herb_Tarlek [591/2794] and won! 0 days, 11:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 00:16:51] FSM was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:30 from level 68.
[09/24/19 02:34:28] ncarl747, Misza, FSM, and PiotrekD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/19 12:30:02] FSM [461/789] has challenged Yogi [12/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:27 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/25/19 13:13:51] FSM and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/19 10:43:51] FSM, JensRex, and GilbertErik [2469/2802] have team battled pixelate, Tenorman, and Yuhno [708/2407] and won! 0 days, 12:25:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/19 21:54:00] FSM [765/789] has come upon simple [167/1064] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:38 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/28/19 11:52:40] canton7 [10/1037] has challenged FSM [98/789] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:41:19 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/29/19 02:21:41] FSM and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 03:13:20] FSM [551/798] has challenged blabber [439/833] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/29/19 23:20:35] nawcom [99/476] has challenged FSM [26/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[10/01/19 00:13:31] FSM and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 05:19:49] bigjay [129/1492] has challenged FSM [528/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:36:20 is added to bigjay's clock.
[10/04/19 23:59:30] Balthazar [469/547] has challenged FSM [331/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[10/05/19 03:07:09] WallIdl, Ttech, and FSM [1407/3279] have team battled kork, Balthazar, and bigjay [1475/2394] and lost! 8 days, 14:19:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/19 17:48:57] FSM fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:38:15 from level 69.
[10/06/19 10:24:08] FSM left their weapon out in the rain to rust! FSM's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/19 21:40:39] FSM [394/775] has challenged meskio [280/771] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:07:16 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/07/19 00:09:12] FSM and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 12:17:38] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:41:51 towards level 69.
[10/08/19 13:28:43] FSM [120/775] has come upon The_Joker [56/408] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:03:10 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/08/19 22:08:43] FSM [82/775] has come upon M144 [390/813] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:40:24 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/08/19 23:14:19] Forud [231/546] has challenged FSM [683/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Forud's clock.
[10/08/19 23:58:17] FSM [341/775] has come upon Kerri [135/572] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:36:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/09/19 10:45:11] FSM [251/775] has come upon sheu [117/562] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:25:27 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/09/19 11:55:43] FSM [583/775] has challenged Zyphyr [458/578] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:55:47 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/09/19 17:23:49] FSM [680/775] has come upon KH405 [357/364] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:42:41 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/10/19 09:01:46] KyloRen [215/327] has challenged FSM [161/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[10/11/19 17:07:29] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:10 towards level 69.
[10/11/19 17:55:05] StalkR, rxcomm, and RBecker [132/2590] have team battled Beavis, FSM, and el [2440/2931] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 03:25:38] MadMan, idlerpgww, TimWolla, and FSM have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/19 13:48:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 4 days, 19:07:26 toward level 69.
[10/14/19 00:44:31] FSM gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:08 towards level 69.
[10/15/19 08:41:13] FSM [266/775] has come upon RBecker [314/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:58:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/16/19 01:05:31] FSM gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:01 towards level 69.
[10/16/19 04:07:06] FSM [144/775] has come upon dindinx [510/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:06 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/16/19 10:31:11] FSM and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/19 16:09:29] Cameron_D [1095/1260] has come upon FSM [376/775] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:10:16 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/17/19 04:34:28] suterismus [1140/1357] has challenged FSM [744/775] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:39:44 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/19/19 17:33:09] FSM [407/783] has challenged borsin [55/662] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/19/19 22:21:35] lakwatsero, Lnk, and pants [40/2588] have team battled FSM, xonic, and jbroome [1512/2535] and lost! 7 days, 03:46:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/19 17:39:17] FSM ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:00 from level 70.
[10/20/19 18:22:56] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:31:27 towards level 70.
[10/21/19 00:39:41] FSM [472/783] has come upon sbp [161/542] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:17:31 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/22/19 15:28:47] blabber, Birdbones, and bigjay [2441/3654] have team battled meskio, Lemelisk, and FSM [472/2934] and won! 0 days, 14:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 23:25:37] FSM [281/783] has come upon mwhahaha [526/985] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:33:07 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/24/19 08:48:33] FSM [756/783] has come upon SlowRiot [417/858] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:13:29 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/24/19 14:41:30] SirMonkeybox, anarcat, and Mateusz [1024/2652] have team battled Ratigan, FSM, and PlasmaStar [1403/2096] and lost! 8 days, 00:22:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 16:00:38] FSM [776/783] has come upon Ironhoof [174/1231] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:19:43 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/25/19 02:00:27] FSM [488/783] has come upon bookworm [199/391] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:12:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/25/19 16:06:24] mordac [1033/1314] has challenged FSM [270/783] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:37:20 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/26/19 03:30:15] FSM [414/783] has challenged Birdbones [117/1365] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:39:47 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/26/19 09:31:32] FSM was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:59:54 from level 70.
[10/27/19 14:52:22] sjefen6, simple, and Xenofex [693/2508] have team battled kork, FSM, and Elgo [459/1724] and won! 5 days, 14:56:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 03:07:03] FSM [593/783] has come upon sbp [14/542] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:46:52 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/29/19 21:08:20] FSM broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:33 from level 70.
[10/29/19 21:32:47] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:15 towards level 70.
[10/29/19 23:06:55] FSM [627/783] has come upon MadMan [291/1217] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:21:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/30/19 18:38:33] FSM and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 00:55:54] AngryParsley [279/1144] has come upon FSM [778/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:31:13 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/31/19 13:43:09] bisco, tmberg, and damyan [812/3888] have team battled FSM, pfoley, and sjefen6 [142/2242] and won! 3 days, 07:51:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/19 00:02:27] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:23 towards level 70.
[11/02/19 02:41:22] PiotrekD [110/841] has challenged FSM [114/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:26 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[11/02/19 07:42:29] Yuhno [560/666] has challenged FSM [540/789] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:42 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[11/02/19 22:35:47] Tenorman, FSM, and AbrahamLinksys [27/2407] have team battled Scar3cr0w, dartainus, and Mars [2175/2492] and lost! 0 days, 12:34:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/19 14:00:44] Syloq [475/610] has challenged FSM [217/789] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:42:11 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[11/06/19 00:33:37] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:08 towards level 70.
[11/06/19 01:55:15] FSM [44/789] has challenged Psilocybe [17/730] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/08/19 05:40:01] SirMonkeybox, neurospex, FSM, and Xenofex have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/19 06:23:33] FSM was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:01:59 from level 71.
[11/08/19 07:41:32] FSM, AncalagonThBlack, and brycec [2254/2782] have team battled Fluttershy, Pici, and sc_ [1149/3035] and won! 1 day, 15:25:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 14:10:59] FSM [20/789] has come upon blizgerg [447/1359] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:44:10 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/10/19 03:05:43] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:23 towards level 71.
[11/10/19 04:55:40] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:37:17 towards level 71.
[11/11/19 10:10:03] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:37:35 towards level 71.
[11/12/19 14:40:14] Beavis [979/1143] has challenged FSM [727/789] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:20:41 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[11/13/19 19:52:26] Pauwelz [30/71] has challenged FSM [190/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/13/19 20:05:44] FSM [406/789] has come upon Scar3cr0w [164/713] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:12:19 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/13/19 22:58:57] FSM [510/789] has come upon nawcom [396/525] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:06:51 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/14/19 01:35:28] FSM ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:30:42 from level 71.
[11/14/19 11:15:57] pookie666, tmberg, and FSM [2071/2786] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, xayto, and max [636/2750] and won! 0 days, 02:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/19 23:53:45] FSM [491/789] has challenged Nofew [314/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:44:02 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/15/19 15:54:15] FSM [487/789] has challenged alephnull [70/941] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:01:03 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/17/19 00:01:43] Psilocybe [221/730] has come upon FSM [685/789] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:42:56 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[11/17/19 01:54:37] soltys, IdleMaster, and BagelBites [1086/2370] have team battled zid, Pauwelz, and FSM [122/2019] and won! 3 days, 18:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 07:04:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 9 days, 05:26:57 toward level 71.
[11/17/19 07:30:41] FSM [486/789] has come upon elbie [793/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:52 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/18/19 18:25:52] FSM broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:53:38 from level 71.
[11/18/19 18:52:19] dwfreed, Xenofex, and Desspugne [325/2469] have team battled Crazycatlady, D.Va, and FSM [1306/2281] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 15:37:57] mordac [929/1295] has come upon FSM [12/789] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:03 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/21/19 21:31:17] FSM [284/789] has challenged vegadark [266/663] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:51:24 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/21/19 21:31:17] FSM has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:56:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/22/19 22:10:12] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:18 towards level 71.
[11/23/19 00:57:09] FSM, Chuck, and LapTop006 [1582/2121] have team battled djm, Nofew, and PlasmaStar [1803/2547] and lost! 1 day, 00:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/19 19:27:15] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:25 towards level 71.
[11/24/19 07:53:48] FSM [543/789] has come upon Tor [510/1130] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:17:57 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/24/19 15:43:10] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:44 towards level 71.
[11/26/19 08:30:57] Elgo, MaryMaid, and Geela [525/2046] have team battled djm, FSM, and Sharky4 [630/2889] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 13:43:58] darkmage [57/1299] has come upon FSM [560/789] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:51:54 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/27/19 03:12:18] Sharky4, csc2ya, and TheDeadlyDandy [1181/2309] have team battled suterismus, Nechayev, and FSM [1384/3043] and lost! 4 days, 22:27:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/19 02:58:40] FSM and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 13:43:57] FSM [496/789] has come upon jvoisin [267/730] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:58:17 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/01/19 15:33:28] jbroome [355/1037] has challenged FSM [367/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:10 is added to jbroome's clock.
[12/03/19 00:04:04] rxcomm, FSM, jbroome, and KyloRen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/19 11:37:52] FSM [682/789] has come upon Birdbones [1168/1334] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/03/19 17:11:16] FSM [98/807] has challenged Tor [174/1137] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/05/19 08:26:41] GipsyPureGold, FSM, KeboDK, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/19 08:53:06] elf [928/1279] has come upon FSM [319/816] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:41:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/07/19 19:17:07] AncalagonThBlack and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 05:25:22] FSM [523/816] has challenged bootdisk [0/632] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:59:37 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/10/19 08:10:06] Atan, FSM, phraktyl, and grooverider have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/19 15:35:07] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:49 towards level 72.
[12/12/19 09:08:20] FSM and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 05:40:29] rxcomm, pollo, and GilbertErik [2563/3002] have team battled gdm, Geela, and FSM [457/2243] and won! 1 day, 20:01:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 23:36:41] FSM [219/816] has come upon bootdisk [216/632] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:57:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/14/19 07:38:28] FSM [74/816] has challenged efertone [312/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:14:52 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/14/19 08:56:50] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:36 towards level 72.
[12/14/19 14:58:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 1 day, 06:28:12 toward level 72.
[12/14/19 18:26:27] FSM, Tiny_Nuggins, and tspange [438/2335] have team battled Tor, Ironhoof, and phraktyl [2129/3090] and lost! 2 days, 21:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/19 10:15:10] WallIdl, Beavis, csc2ya, and FSM have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/19 01:16:53] FSM [288/816] has come upon dartainus [696/782] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:49:41 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/16/19 02:30:32] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:33 towards level 72.
[12/16/19 05:42:47] Nechayev [473/865] has come upon FSM [188/816] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:44:50 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[12/17/19 13:41:41] FSM and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/19 22:25:49] FSM [366/816] has come upon PlasmaStar [300/634] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:01:04 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/18/19 02:41:53] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:39 towards level 72.
[12/18/19 16:51:01] FSM [144/816] has come upon inittab [42/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:28:54 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/21/19 02:39:14] FSM [634/816] has come upon GipsyPureGold [370/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:19 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/21/19 19:41:44] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:08 towards level 72.
[12/23/19 04:04:37] Zythan, androphius, and FSM [390/1914] have team battled nawcom, sigmg, and zid [2232/2292] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/19 18:00:48] FSM [549/816] has come upon loomysh [519/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:32 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/23/19 18:00:48] FSM has dealt loomysh a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:53:20 is added to loomysh's clock.
[12/23/19 21:23:41] FSM [712/816] has challenged lavamind [211/677] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:17:28 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/23/19 21:39:35] FSM died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:22:52 from level 73.
[12/23/19 23:17:12] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:15:23 towards level 73.
[12/24/19 00:22:14] FSM, MJ94, and Syloq [1582/2166] have team battled vegadark, Notir, and max [317/2166] and won! 10 days, 17:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/19 08:57:30] FSM [5/816] has challenged dartainus [119/763] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:45:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/24/19 09:41:57] FSM and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/19 16:27:42] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:48:14 towards level 73.
[12/25/19 19:45:34] FSM slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! FSM's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/19 20:49:04] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:43 towards level 73.
[12/26/19 00:27:41] canton7, Zaratustra, and FSM [815/3013] have team battled Ironhoof, Dyntra, and Mithkabob [1911/2128] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/19 13:33:11] FSM sharpened the edge of their weapon! FSM's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/19 23:13:06] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:08:35 towards level 73.
[12/31/19 19:30:07] DrJosh9000 [177/759] has come upon FSM [658/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:05:01 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/01/20 03:44:15] FSM got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:31:35 from level 73.
[01/01/20 05:29:27] FSM [10/831] has come upon damyan [757/1287] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:34:10 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/02/20 10:00:22] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:34 towards level 73.
[01/02/20 22:41:43] FSM got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:51 from level 73.
[01/03/20 21:41:14] FSM [551/831] has come upon Xenofex [155/880] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:19:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/04/20 21:01:01] The_Joker and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 08:18:26] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:07:45 towards level 73.
[01/07/20 17:13:13] Asara, PiotrekD, and FSM [1684/2680] have team battled petrichor, bigjay, and bootdisk [317/3398] and won! 3 days, 12:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 09:22:09] SirMonkeybox, AbrahamLinksys, and GipsyPureGold [548/1630] have team battled FSM, Lnk, and sc_ [2451/2466] and lost! 1 day, 08:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/20 20:19:16] FSM [175/831] has come upon CornFly [1197/1223] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:24:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/10/20 14:32:05] FSM [489/831] has challenged Psilocybe [516/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:07:46 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/10/20 20:10:47] FSM, ohnx, and Ether [939/1897] have team battled Zythan, csssuf, and Psilocybe [40/2035] and won! 0 days, 10:14:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 04:35:12] Globalirc [102/868] has challenged FSM [614/831] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:18:36 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/12/20 19:07:31] FSM gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:52 towards level 73.
[01/13/20 14:05:00] dwfreed, Elgo, and FSM [1351/2321] have team battled SCSi, Yuhno, and Nofew [2/2263] and won! 0 days, 23:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 17:54:01] FSM [685/831] has challenged MJ94 [337/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:31:51 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/14/20 04:51:10] Milquetoast [354/1061] has come upon FSM [804/831] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:15:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/14/20 04:55:08] Sullivan [48/94] has challenged FSM [451/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[01/15/20 02:31:45] Syloq and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 06:15:27] FSM [415/831] has come upon astropoint [671/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/15/20 10:03:48] Atan [403/771] has challenged FSM [697/831] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:50:54 is added to Atan's clock.
[01/16/20 04:58:34] Sullivan, holloway, and freeboson [1761/1912] have team battled ohnx, Pici, and FSM [2822/2887] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 15:59:36] FSM and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 20:18:29] FSM set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:38 from level 73.
[01/18/20 01:24:05] FSM, Heisenberg, grooverider, and MrGlass have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/20 10:35:23] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:39 towards level 73.
[01/21/20 21:46:04] Fluttershy, FSM, and PlasmaStar [2446/2634] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, Susumurata, and SirMonkeybox [398/1963] and won! 0 days, 06:35:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 21:57:37] FSM [825/831] has come upon m0shbear [941/1205] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:40 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/24/20 05:38:24] FSM and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/20 05:56:10] womblecat [385/707] has challenged FSM [315/831] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:39 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[01/24/20 07:56:40] FSM [591/831] has challenged idlerpgww [719/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/26/20 12:00:39] FSM, TheDeadlyDandy, AngryParsley, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/20 02:59:39] FSM and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 04:09:45] MrGlass, brendan, and FSM [467/3081] have team battled WallIdl, Chuck, and Crazycatlady [515/1953] and lost! 0 days, 10:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 19:16:34] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:24 towards level 73.
[01/29/20 22:56:43] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:57 towards level 73.
[01/30/20 21:39:18] ohnx [201/766] has come upon FSM [705/831] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:20:33 is added to ohnx's clock.
[01/31/20 01:16:31] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:46 towards level 73.
[01/31/20 18:35:02] FSM EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:42 from level 73.
[01/31/20 22:32:45] dwfreed stole FSM's level 48 pair of boots while they were sleeping! dwfreed leaves their old level 42 pair of boots behind, which FSM then takes.
[02/01/20 19:17:56] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:24 towards level 73.
[02/01/20 19:45:45] bisco [866/1036] has challenged FSM [526/825] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:40:49 is removed from bisco's clock.
[02/02/20 04:34:34] FSM [459/825] has challenged Khorne [434/1023] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:28:37 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/02/20 05:34:25] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:16:17 towards level 74.
[02/04/20 10:07:22] Tenorman, Birdbones, and FSM [2877/3408] have team battled soltys, HeavyPodda, and TimWolla [193/2767] and won! 2 days, 10:38:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 13:02:04] FSM [50/825] has challenged sheu [312/576] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:24:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/04/20 17:29:48] Lnk, FSM, and blizgerg [2476/3227] have team battled ToHellWithGA, pixelate, and grooverider [1523/3075] and won! 5 days, 23:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 00:18:17] FSM [780/825] has come upon gdm [306/672] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:35:43 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/05/20 01:54:20] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:44:41 towards level 74.
[02/06/20 15:07:29] dindinx and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 18:00:51] FSM and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 11:35:19] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:09:16 towards level 74.
[02/09/20 00:30:17] FSM [44/825] has challenged IdleBot [907/2174] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:34:11 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/10/20 06:49:37] FSM [761/825] has come upon ganome [511/575] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:57:13 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/10/20 11:33:00] FSM [75/825] has come upon Ironhoof [342/1257] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:11:08 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/10/20 12:08:15] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:18 towards level 74.
[02/11/20 15:46:40] zbe and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 03:14:57] DrJosh9000, tmberg, and Mateusz [1582/3494] have team battled FSM, tspange, and Beefcan [807/2140] and won! 1 day, 07:56:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 13:38:11] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:13 towards level 74.
[02/12/20 17:53:01] borsin [188/665] has challenged FSM [824/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:43:42 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/13/20 04:55:51] FSM [320/825] has challenged Neo [334/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:19:54 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/13/20 16:22:02] Zyphyr, Mateusz, and FSM [2024/2646] have team battled L, pfoley, and xayto [893/2478] and won! 0 days, 08:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/20 03:27:12] damyan, Elgo, and FSM [1502/2729] have team battled Ether, soltys, and pollo [148/2200] and won! 2 days, 07:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/20 08:44:04] Scar3cr0w [512/730] has come upon FSM [567/825] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:50 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[02/15/20 15:04:18] fattrat, Chuck, and damyan [958/3220] have team battled dindinx, FSM, and Elgo [2126/2261] and lost! 1 day, 18:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 20:31:42] Andries and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/20 08:34:28] Psilocybe, womblecat, and Scar3cr0w [1474/2143] have team battled idlerpgww, Bluedog, and FSM [905/2027] and won! 2 days, 05:32:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/20 13:15:18] FSM, dclaw123, and aismallard [291/2784] have team battled blabber, Mateusz, and lipek [3027/3429] and lost! 1 day, 14:35:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/20 20:45:26] FSM [371/825] has come upon Ttech [969/1955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:40 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/19/20 06:30:15] FSM [413/825] has come upon tmberg [5/1562] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:32:47 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/20/20 16:13:26] Roxana and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/20 19:48:37] AbrahamLinksys, LapTop006, and FSM [1448/2020] have team battled sigmg, max, and idlerpgww [301/2675] and won! 1 day, 03:23:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/20 04:42:37] dax [254/600] has challenged FSM [715/825] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:40:25 is added to dax's clock.
[02/21/20 21:21:47] FSM and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/20 14:49:22] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:15 towards level 74.
[02/23/20 23:56:50] PiotrekD [597/1013] has come upon FSM [499/825] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:15:03 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/24/20 20:21:23] FSM [344/825] has challenged lakwatsero [382/388] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/25/20 22:34:01] FSM [115/825] has challenged allo [287/731] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:51:46 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/26/20 19:53:19] Khorne, darkmage, and KH405 [2269/2917] have team battled ToHellWithGA, FSM, and PlasmaStar [857/2533] and won! 5 days, 09:52:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/20 20:32:43] FSM [426/825] has come upon Birdbones [1150/1346] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 22:23:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/27/20 22:29:43] petrichor, sjefen6, and dindinx [2461/2901] have team battled unicron, scumola, and FSM [823/2070] and won! 2 days, 01:10:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/20 11:37:51] mwhahaha [88/1018] has challenged FSM [722/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:24 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/02/20 21:45:36] blizgerg [997/1374] has challenged FSM [145/825] in combat and won! 27 days, 22:03:00 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/03/20 17:38:11] FSM was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 13:27:43 from level 75.
[03/04/20 10:49:47] FSM [545/825] has come upon Eldoreth [452/1251] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 01:37:23 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/04/20 23:53:23] FSM and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/20 08:06:57] phraktyl [460/682] has come upon FSM [527/825] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:52:27 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[03/06/20 15:07:41] FSM [105/825] has challenged LapTop006 [530/579] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:06:38 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/07/20 16:50:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FSM with fire, slowing the heathen 45 days, 09:49:20 from level 75.
[03/07/20 17:26:09] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/20 04:01:24] TheresusPheronor [112/539] has challenged FSM [644/828] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[03/09/20 18:40:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 36 days, 03:18:38 toward level 75.
[03/10/20 01:26:25] crysys [195/782] has come upon FSM [29/828] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:33:24 is removed from crysys's clock.
[03/10/20 05:39:12] FSM and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 11:11:39] MetaNova, FSM, and Beefcan [1372/2325] have team battled L, dindinx, and gdm [848/2262] and won! 2 days, 08:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/20 16:51:56] FSM fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:37:41 from level 75.
[03/12/20 12:40:16] elf [507/1268] has challenged FSM [791/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:09:51 is added to elf's clock.
[03/14/20 00:50:00] Syloq, Misza, and FSM [987/2968] have team battled Mars, idlerpgww, and jayvee [2603/2814] and lost! 3 days, 23:57:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/20 08:33:32] FSM and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 18:42:55] Lnk [201/1006] has come upon FSM [259/828] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:50:12 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/06/20 02:00:05] FSM [456/828] has challenged ilbelkyr [615/1064] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:50 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/06/20 04:41:54] Roxana and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/20 14:25:54] FSM has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:27:16 from level 75.
[04/07/20 01:05:27] sjefen6 [884/897] has challenged FSM [757/828] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:53:35 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[04/07/20 03:52:40] FSM bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:56:14 from level 75.
[04/07/20 06:07:13] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:45:03 towards level 75.
[04/07/20 22:19:40] Khorne [218/1017] has come upon FSM [71/828] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:14:15 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/08/20 01:51:40] Alganon, Everyman, and Lnk [1564/1747] have team battled Fluttershy, FSM, and algernon [1956/2780] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/20 13:13:36] FSM [249/828] has challenged KeboDK [588/728] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:12:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/09/20 01:16:24] FSM [586/831] has challenged Varjatticus [143/359] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:41:39 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/09/20 05:52:40] FSM slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! FSM's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/20 12:24:31] FSM [359/827] has challenged brendan [1180/1402] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:05:49 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/10/20 19:26:11] Nechayev [418/815] has challenged FSM [456/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:24 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/12/20 10:30:59] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:19:27 towards level 75.
[04/12/20 12:09:27] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:04:27 towards level 75.
[04/12/20 18:37:10] Fluttershy [150/1230] has challenged FSM [165/827] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:48:42 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[04/14/20 07:21:09] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:51:32 towards level 75.
[04/14/20 16:43:29] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:00:12 towards level 75.
[04/14/20 18:28:42] FSM, xayto, and elf [640/2790] have team battled GilbertErik, Bl4ckC0r3, and anarcat [1063/1982] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 04:53:04] inittab [471/620] has challenged FSM [522/827] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:01:12 is added to inittab's clock.
[04/15/20 10:19:28] FSM [204/827] has come upon DrJosh9000 [646/782] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:19:30 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/20 12:00:15] FSM and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 17:56:18] FSM [515/827] has challenged GilbertErik [708/772] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:15:11 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/20 18:59:09] Fluttershy, efertone, and Nechayev [0/2525] have team battled FSM, allo, and algernon [2052/2280] and lost! 1 day, 04:24:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/20 00:19:26] FSM and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 08:36:57] FSM fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! FSM's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/20 19:57:42] FSM [510/818] has come upon MJ94 [550/650] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:58:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/17/20 17:07:40] M144 [37/950] has challenged FSM [195/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:28:27 is added to M144's clock.
[04/17/20 20:54:39] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/20 23:53:40] FSM and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 06:54:43] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:46:29 towards level 75.
[04/21/20 01:06:30] FSM ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:53:27 from level 75.
[04/21/20 18:52:51] niko stole FSM's level 94 set of leggings while they were sleeping! niko leaves their old level 45 set of leggings behind, which FSM then takes.
[04/22/20 02:04:47] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:14:40 towards level 75.
[04/23/20 01:44:54] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:40:43 towards level 75.
[04/24/20 01:26:48] Atan, parkaman, and soltys [227/2107] have team battled FSM, Dyntra, and pants [2011/2542] and lost! 0 days, 22:05:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/20 17:37:01] AncalagonThBlack and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/20 19:52:15] rxcomm, astropoint, and FSM [873/3086] have team battled lakwatsero, Ironhoof, and sukil [1692/2162] and lost! 3 days, 08:30:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/20 00:44:37] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:51:12 towards level 75.
[04/27/20 20:14:02] FSM left their weapon out in the rain to rust! FSM's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/20 22:50:01] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:39 towards level 75.
[04/28/20 05:44:43] ilbelkyr [498/1059] has challenged FSM [56/745] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:14:16 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[04/29/20 01:19:44] FSM [443/745] has come upon Misza [593/1345] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:39:46 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/29/20 15:52:49] Lnk [733/746] has challenged FSM [51/745] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:52 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/29/20 20:13:07] FSM [412/745] has come upon KH405 [534/548] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:37:24 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/30/20 05:56:05] maligned [12/578] has challenged FSM [453/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:11 is added to maligned's clock.
[04/30/20 22:31:51] FSM [445/745] has come upon jnerulax [460/627] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:19:47 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/03/20 18:18:39] FSM [590/745] has come upon anarcat [103/672] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:21:06 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/03/20 20:10:50] tccki [34/204] has challenged FSM [351/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to tccki's clock.
[05/04/20 18:58:49] FSM [358/745] has come upon Dyntra [476/486] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:37:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/04/20 21:27:07] FSM and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/20 02:26:16] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:59:44 towards level 75.
[05/05/20 21:27:47] FSM [33/745] has challenged viro [73/277] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:02:12 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/06/20 04:21:36] FSM and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/20 08:30:20] Andries [458/679] has challenged FSM [639/745] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:06:43 is added to Andries's clock.
[05/06/20 22:33:32] FSM [20/745] has challenged Misza [258/1389] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:28:52 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/07/20 02:10:22] AncalagonThBlack and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 07:35:12] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:57:50 towards level 75.
[05/07/20 14:37:27] WallIdl [302/748] has challenged FSM [126/745] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:59:33 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[05/07/20 15:23:44] loomysh, bigjay, and FSM [2806/3487] have team battled micah, StalkR, and soltys [2322/2419] and won! 5 days, 01:21:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/20 10:49:47] DrJosh9000 [357/794] has come upon FSM [496/745] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:22:48 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/08/20 12:42:49] ilbelkyr [270/1059] has challenged FSM [359/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:25 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[05/12/20 12:06:00] yano [387/618] has challenged FSM [107/745] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:51:54 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/12/20 23:48:59] grooverider [1296/1577] has come upon FSM [291/745] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:35:10 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/14/20 11:04:19] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:15 towards level 75.
[05/14/20 20:20:50] FSM EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:52:39 from level 75.
[05/15/20 03:21:52] astropoint, FSM, and damyan [2419/3023] have team battled GilbertErik, gildarts, and sheu [1220/1764] and won! 1 day, 19:11:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 17:41:27] FSM fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:43:14 from level 75.
[05/15/20 22:28:59] Forud, brendan, and StalkR [400/2727] have team battled FSM, RBecker, and GunMan [1583/1966] and lost! 4 days, 03:35:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/20 05:26:25] FSM [48/745] has challenged rustybicycle [168/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/19/20 12:41:23] golgy [643/1011] has come upon FSM [323/745] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:34:35 is removed from golgy's clock.
[05/19/20 17:45:50] FSM [354/745] has challenged unicron [22/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:50:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/19/20 18:21:08] bobvador, VoidFox, and Andries [953/1516] have team battled FSM, waifu, and brendan [2420/2908] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 13:02:24] FSM, Majak, and HeavyPodda [2468/2590] have team battled sairis, lakwatsero, and misha [693/1637] and won! 0 days, 05:55:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/20 17:07:49] FSM [473/745] has challenged blizgerg [1243/1374] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:06:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/24/20 06:28:16] FSM, lipek, and Khorne [472/3106] have team battled fattrat, Bkid, and darkmage [1235/3387] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/20 19:13:41] parkaman [485/591] has challenged FSM [412/745] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:15 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[05/24/20 23:14:34] Mars [215/1291] has challenged FSM [449/745] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:36:53 is added to Mars's clock.
[05/26/20 03:20:51] FSM [471/745] has challenged Elgo [30/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:29:43 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/28/20 02:28:29] FSM and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 08:18:22] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:37 towards level 75.
[05/29/20 17:12:05] FSM [651/745] has come upon Mirc0p [707/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:46:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/29/20 21:26:52] CodeB [98/400] has challenged FSM [313/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to CodeB's clock.
[05/30/20 06:28:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 4 days, 01:03:19 toward level 75.
[05/30/20 12:22:14] FSM [420/745] has come upon HeavyPodda [67/964] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:36:57 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/30/20 20:08:16] FSM left their weapon out in the rain to rust! FSM's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/20 06:23:14] ilbelkyr, gdm, and phraktyl [1611/2428] have team battled MJ94, FSM, and elbie [1892/2020] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/20 12:49:24] FSM [3/726] has come upon RBecker [580/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:08:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/31/20 15:44:00] FSM [595/726] has come upon Athos [184/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:05:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/01/20 23:49:54] Neo [78/484] has challenged FSM [186/726] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to Neo's clock.
[06/02/20 17:04:45] Zaratustra, zbe, and womblecat [2464/2594] have team battled Bradicus, MadMan, and FSM [1771/3161] and won! 0 days, 02:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 04:30:56] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:48 towards level 75.
[06/03/20 07:47:23] brendan [799/1346] has come upon FSM [372/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:43:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/03/20 17:03:09] FSM and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 21:11:23] canton7 [699/1252] has come upon FSM [724/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:31:22 is added to canton7's clock.
[06/04/20 04:24:45] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:11 towards level 75.
[06/04/20 11:39:38] shymega, Nechayev, and JensRex [1920/2818] have team battled Fluttershy, meskio, and FSM [1774/2898] and won! 0 days, 09:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 10:44:52] rxcomm [191/1296] has challenged FSM [432/726] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:20:49 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[06/06/20 15:46:06] loomysh [1000/1141] has challenged FSM [536/726] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:14 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[06/07/20 00:39:37] FSM [681/726] has challenged MetaNova [457/1028] in combat and won! 16 days, 13:05:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/07/20 02:33:13] MJ94, FSM, micah, and Pici have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/20 06:02:45] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:58:08 towards level 76.
[06/08/20 11:57:11] FSM [77/726] has challenged Odin [83/438] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:30:30 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/08/20 16:00:00] micah [693/963] has challenged FSM [154/726] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:42:21 is removed from micah's clock.
[06/09/20 01:00:26] Athos [677/712] has challenged FSM [237/726] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:07:17 is removed from Athos's clock.
[06/09/20 21:05:27] FSM [229/726] has challenged womblecat [120/715] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:00:41 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/10/20 01:06:27] FSM [220/726] has challenged zbe [704/745] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:38:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/10/20 07:21:14] FSM was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:03:27 from level 76.
[06/11/20 16:13:52] FSM [646/726] has come upon Khorne [64/1004] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:36:53 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/12/20 08:58:59] FSM [40/726] has come upon SlowRiot [170/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:52:27 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/13/20 08:19:12] Pontuzz [318/371] has challenged FSM [582/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[06/14/20 09:07:50] FSM broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:27:25 from level 76.
[06/14/20 23:41:27] LukeLR, bobvador, and neurospex [2296/2805] have team battled FSM, Antium, and Khorne [361/2636] and won! 2 days, 15:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 04:19:26] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:27 towards level 76.
[06/17/20 05:37:27] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:17:44 towards level 76.
[06/17/20 06:40:05] FSM [499/726] has come upon tms [369/474] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:06:46 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/17/20 11:22:25] Yuhno, Tor, and MrGlass [2129/2833] have team battled FSM, simple, and TimWolla [2018/2625] and won! 1 day, 05:22:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 11:51:00] Tor [287/1142] has challenged FSM [83/726] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:03:59 is removed from Tor's clock.
[06/18/20 03:55:03] SCSi [512/1049] has challenged FSM [404/726] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:45:34 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[06/18/20 15:46:25] bigjay and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 17:27:00] GeneralZod [85/221] has challenged FSM [315/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[06/20/20 12:08:41] FSM [394/726] has challenged PiotrekD [171/1036] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:58:11 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/21/20 03:56:28] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/20 15:03:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 0 days, 20:21:13 toward level 76.
[06/22/20 04:15:16] FSM ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:55 from level 76.
[06/22/20 11:00:50] loomysh, gildarts, and MJ94 [303/2290] have team battled tmberg, FSM, and jnerulax [1243/2959] and lost! 1 day, 10:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/20 12:40:24] FSM [388/729] has come upon jnerulax [130/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:50:10 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/23/20 09:25:32] FSM [191/729] has challenged PiotrekD [121/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:14:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/23/20 18:29:32] FSM was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:33 from level 76.
[06/24/20 16:57:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 0 days, 08:42:15 toward level 76.
[06/24/20 22:31:10] FSM [21/729] has come upon loomysh [435/1148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:08 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/25/20 05:31:41] soltys [237/960] has come upon FSM [349/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:55:10 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/25/20 08:27:57] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:24 towards level 76.
[06/25/20 20:18:57] FSM [617/729] has come upon Agent86 [101/1069] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:37:16 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/26/20 00:14:55] FSM [573/729] has come upon womblecat [587/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:35 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/26/20 01:41:22] FSM [631/729] has challenged Andries [131/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/26/20 05:32:21] FSM EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:56 from level 76.
[06/26/20 14:57:56] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:09 towards level 76.
[06/26/20 16:17:45] mwhahaha, Milquetoast, and FSM [1824/2795] have team battled astropoint, Heisenberg, and Scar3cr0w [46/2912] and won! 0 days, 02:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 16:43:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FSM with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:55:02 from level 76.
[06/26/20 17:39:11] yano [256/660] has come upon FSM [503/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:58:29 is added to yano's clock.
[06/26/20 18:18:11] FSM [163/729] has come upon elbie [584/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/27/20 03:20:54] FSM [614/729] has challenged sjefen6 [343/925] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:05:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/27/20 06:31:03] FSM was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:43:58 from level 77.
[06/30/20 05:05:31] FSM [215/729] has challenged Scar3cr0w [389/759] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:48:49 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/03/20 02:39:35] GunMan, tms, and DrJosh9000 [143/2010] have team battled FSM, PiotrekD, and petrichor [732/2972] and lost! 0 days, 12:21:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 22:13:04] TauPan, Scar3cr0w, and FSM [116/1965] have team battled DrJosh9000, sc_, and suterismus [411/2995] and lost! 4 days, 22:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/20 19:25:41] FSM [4/729] has challenged Bkid [146/790] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:13:16 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/07/20 19:46:25] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:16:15 towards level 77.
[07/07/20 21:36:03] meskio [561/956] has come upon FSM [637/729] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:00:39 is added to meskio's clock.
[07/07/20 23:15:18] RBecker and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/20 01:47:26] Atan and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/20 04:32:36] elbie, FSM, and cocco [1108/1706] have team battled sheu, bigtrees, and suterismus [1022/2395] and won! 0 days, 03:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/20 01:37:59] FSM [348/729] has come upon jstg [34/1010] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:42:25 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/11/20 15:24:21] FSM, Lemelisk, and rustybicycle [2336/2926] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and Chuck [186/2910] and won! 0 days, 10:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 08:00:34] FSM [71/737] has challenged StalkR [135/521] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:15:07 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/12/20 12:46:06] sjefen6 [269/907] has come upon FSM [65/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:04:15 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/12/20 20:07:28] FSM was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:08:49 from level 77.
[07/13/20 05:33:25] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:15:00 towards level 77.
[07/14/20 21:40:53] zbe and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/20 04:12:59] FSM [611/737] has come upon Sharky4 [1105/1185] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:12:43 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/15/20 23:35:29] Sharky4 [706/1185] has come upon FSM [393/737] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:23:22 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[07/16/20 09:10:33] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:55:20 towards level 77.
[07/17/20 06:26:47] FSM [690/737] has challenged misha [243/758] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:03:48 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/17/20 07:27:01] FSM [228/737] has challenged neurospex [686/1233] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:41:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/17/20 11:34:02] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 13:31:11] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:54:58 towards level 77.
[07/18/20 18:34:46] FSM [98/737] has challenged dartainus [33/823] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:56:26 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/22/20 03:45:29] cirdan [429/943] has come upon FSM [37/737] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:15:23 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[07/22/20 13:32:59] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:07:17 towards level 77.
[07/22/20 18:08:41] womblecat, MetaNova, and ohnx [321/2530] have team battled dartainus, FSM, and idlerpgww [78/2328] and won! 3 days, 21:44:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 08:43:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FSM with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 23:42:29 from level 77.
[07/23/20 18:36:58] FSM [583/737] has come upon Zyphyr [475/679] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:07:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/24/20 17:35:56] FSM [351/737] has come upon L [675/843] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:03:30 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/25/20 01:13:10] FSM [169/737] has challenged loomysh [492/1148] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:20:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/25/20 05:30:29] Blukunfando, MJ94, and Scornn [1545/1991] have team battled FSM, Fennec, and canton7 [96/2426] and won! 1 day, 02:24:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 17:17:35] FSM [383/737] has challenged maligned [181/705] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:54:36 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/26/20 14:45:45] FSM [405/737] has come upon Nechayev [369/905] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:12:31 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/28/20 07:12:02] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:25:42 towards level 77.
[07/28/20 17:35:09] Globalirc [191/845] has challenged FSM [402/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:35:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/28/20 18:35:23] FSM [651/737] has challenged Lemelisk [385/1395] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:23:49 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/29/20 07:06:48] FSM [24/737] has come upon jayvee [365/719] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:34:24 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/29/20 07:38:34] Nistur [381/817] has challenged FSM [642/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:10 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/29/20 21:42:00] ToHellWithGA [341/1071] has challenged FSM [520/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:58 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/30/20 08:54:05] Beavis, aismallard, and astropoint [1174/3182] have team battled m0shbear, FSM, and bobvador [1789/2652] and lost! 2 days, 01:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/20 11:43:53] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:14:05 towards level 77.
[07/30/20 15:46:27] FSM [116/741] has challenged holloway [468/984] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:55:42 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/30/20 18:44:30] MrGlass, Asara, and djm [2398/2735] have team battled Tratos, FSM, and yano [1774/2551] and won! 6 days, 09:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 06:00:04] womblecat, micah, and Globalirc [2107/2523] have team battled blizgerg, Iceman, and FSM [1182/3002] and won! 4 days, 10:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 07:27:32] dwfreed, FSM, buksi, and crysys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/20 16:07:37] FSM and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 17:53:35] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:20 towards level 77.
[08/04/20 05:19:43] womblecat, sjums_the_great, and FSM [448/2461] have team battled soltys, kenyon, and cocco [1416/2827] and lost! 2 days, 11:52:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/20 14:57:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 9 days, 02:14:41 toward level 77.
[08/05/20 07:26:44] micah stole FSM's level 66 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! micah leaves their old level 43 pair of gloves behind, which FSM then takes.
[08/05/20 21:31:05] FSM [55/716] has come upon Zyphyr [462/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:43:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/06/20 00:01:02] FSM [397/716] has come upon Khorne [116/788] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:22:55 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/06/20 05:28:33] max and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/20 18:02:50] FSM [271/716] has come upon Agent86 [1058/1070] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:43:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/08/20 07:47:08] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:04 towards level 77.
[08/09/20 16:45:51] FSM [384/716] has challenged SirMonkeybox [60/493] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:36 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/11/20 10:17:55] FSM [552/716] has come upon holloway [541/980] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:01:53 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/15/20 03:26:04] AbacusAvenger, xnaas, and FSM [235/2139] have team battled TauPan, bigjay, and sc_ [971/2646] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/20 21:13:10] FSM got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:43 from level 77.
[08/16/20 22:29:11] FSM [282/716] has challenged L [176/909] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:14:07 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/18/20 18:28:59] AncalagonThBlack, Altair, FSM, and tccki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/20 01:01:34] RBecker and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 15:13:21] FSM [115/716] has come upon Notir [450/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/20/20 12:26:16] FSM [650/716] has come upon LukeLR [10/872] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:27:33 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/20/20 22:53:27] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:37 towards level 77.
[08/21/20 08:54:38] FSM, womblecat, and buksi [2175/2341] have team battled brycec, Roxana, and pfoley [1323/3228] and won! 0 days, 07:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/20 04:35:05] FSM [172/716] has challenged StalkR [108/521] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/24/20 18:47:56] Lnk, Fennec, and fattrat [1120/2847] have team battled SCSi, FSM, and Xenthys [2096/2541] and lost! 0 days, 12:03:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 07:16:15] FSM grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:54:04 towards level 78.
[08/25/20 14:50:25] jstg, SirMonkeybox, and Elgo [1079/2459] have team battled Andries, FSM, and pfoley [135/2248] and won! 1 day, 20:02:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 00:49:04] FSM [88/716] has challenged DrJosh9000 [31/825] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:39:23 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/31/20 14:27:17] FSM [400/724] has come upon tms [376/907] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:46:06 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/01/20 06:51:28] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:18:44 towards level 78.
[09/03/20 07:09:32] FSM [48/724] has challenged Nofew [627/1184] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:31:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/04/20 08:01:43] rxcomm, FSM, Nistur, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/20 23:06:53] FSM [385/724] has come upon HeavyPodda [165/984] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:21:41 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/06/20 23:35:05] FSM [85/724] has come upon feek [505/547] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:40:43 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/07/20 03:35:01] Agent86, FSM, and petrichor [1563/3007] have team battled Ttech, brendan, and Frogging101 [3960/4169] and lost! 1 day, 23:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 20:38:23] efertone [497/524] has challenged FSM [158/719] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:50:05 is removed from efertone's clock.
[09/08/20 11:47:08] Syloq and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/20 02:27:35] bobvador, FSM, blabber, and Tor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/20 04:26:35] FSM was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:18:37 from level 78.
[09/10/20 19:24:34] FSM [632/719] has come upon Majak [792/897] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:10:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/11/20 14:00:01] Syloq, JensRex, FSM, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/20 01:07:03] m0shbear, FSM, and sheu [2072/2525] have team battled djm, jjasghar, and loomysh [1843/2563] and won! 3 days, 04:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 15:10:24] FSM has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:24:48 from level 78.
[09/13/20 20:28:32] AbrahamLinksys, lavamind, and FSM [1897/2215] have team battled blackroot, himuraken, and shymega [1102/1993] and won! 0 days, 07:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 23:39:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 14 days, 07:19:51 toward level 78.
[09/14/20 10:39:37] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:27 towards level 78.
[09/14/20 11:46:44] FSM [626/719] has come upon Roxana [903/1414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:10:06 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/15/20 01:18:40] xayto [56/788] has come upon FSM [167/719] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:05 is added to xayto's clock.
[09/15/20 23:36:46] FSM [618/719] has come upon bookworm [19/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:29:43 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/16/20 13:03:45] FSM [148/719] has come upon max [358/709] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:06:03 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/16/20 23:38:02] FSM [373/719] has challenged GunMan [358/426] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:50:10 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/17/20 22:17:44] FSM [545/719] has come upon Reilly [406/554] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:29:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/18/20 18:03:04] FSM and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 00:51:01] neurospex [459/963] has challenged FSM [281/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:26 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/20/20 12:54:05] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:35 towards level 78.
[09/21/20 08:21:17] FSM [244/719] has come upon xnaas [220/510] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:08:13 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/21/20 14:33:07] FSM and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/20 23:05:28] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:06 towards level 78.
[09/23/20 07:32:14] FSM and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 01:04:55] Asara and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 05:00:50] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:05 towards level 78.
[09/25/20 18:41:54] Milquetoast [224/1045] has come upon FSM [132/719] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:31:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/25/20 22:52:01] FSM [33/719] has come upon xnaas [314/514] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:55:01 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/26/20 00:46:34] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:00:26 towards level 78.
[09/26/20 05:36:07] Asara [652/904] has challenged FSM [267/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:08 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/26/20 14:38:24] Nofew [588/1186] has challenged FSM [375/719] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:13:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/27/20 05:05:32] Leedsichthys, FSM, and Ttech [402/3222] have team battled h00k, anderson, and phraktyl [858/1919] and lost! 5 days, 17:06:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/20 21:42:54] Roxana and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/20 01:43:03] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:33:20 towards level 78.
[09/30/20 07:53:49] FSM found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:49:13 towards level 78.
[09/30/20 10:03:17] skarlso [377/792] has challenged FSM [528/719] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:46:31 is added to skarlso's clock.
[09/30/20 23:59:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 12 days, 07:26:31 toward level 78.
[10/02/20 21:43:22] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:22 towards level 78.
[10/02/20 22:42:17] FSM and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 05:15:32] FSM [383/719] has come upon skarlso [571/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:03:45 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/03/20 07:02:32] maligned stole FSM's level 43 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! maligned leaves their old level 26 pair of gloves behind, which FSM then takes.
[10/04/20 04:19:21] FSM [361/700] has challenged Atan [705/814] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:19:24 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/04/20 20:10:49] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:10:45 towards level 78.
[10/06/20 00:29:57] bigjay [479/1382] has challenged FSM [617/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:03:48 is added to bigjay's clock.
[10/07/20 17:39:33] FSM [42/700] has challenged dwfreed [794/864] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:18:27 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/09/20 04:22:07] Varjatticus [4/358] has come upon FSM [336/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:43:20 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/09/20 12:58:17] FSM [36/700] has come upon Desspugne [365/869] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:46:10 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/09/20 14:14:32] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:49 towards level 78.
[10/09/20 17:20:44] FSM [140/700] has come upon neurospex [394/963] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:18:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/09/20 18:59:55] FSM and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/20 03:25:44] Heisenberg [387/759] has come upon FSM [359/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:56:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/12/20 04:45:13] waifu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 06:59:29] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:43:56 towards level 78.
[10/13/20 01:51:19] KyloRen [368/455] has come upon FSM [373/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:06:20 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/13/20 05:49:44] FSM ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:43:03 from level 78.
[10/13/20 07:57:52] maligned, soltys, and FSM [2096/2574] have team battled Bluedog, KeboDK, and Bradicus [730/2674] and won! 0 days, 19:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 18:47:25] JensRex [808/1303] has come upon FSM [406/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:05:42 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[10/15/20 07:06:46] KeboDK, FSM, and Varjatticus [1390/2116] have team battled neurospex, el, and Ttech [847/4202] and won! 1 day, 08:37:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 11:30:31] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:55 towards level 78.
[10/17/20 04:28:41] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:26 towards level 78.
[10/17/20 12:12:23] max and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 11:17:48] FSM, bobvador, and sunri5e [172/2533] have team battled HellSpawn, GilbertErik, and Ironhoof [2760/2930] and lost! 6 days, 23:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 15:09:31] Elgo, RedW, and nawcom [1782/2614] have team battled FSM, mordac, and StalkR [2088/2538] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 17:51:31] FSM [495/700] has challenged suterismus [473/1547] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:43:35 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/18/20 20:33:19] FSM sharpened the edge of their weapon! FSM's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/20 01:58:12] FSM [277/718] has challenged misha [533/790] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:43:40 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/22/20 02:17:48] Chuck, simple, and Lnk [2262/2965] have team battled pztrn, FSM, and dxtr [73/1989] and won! 0 days, 12:14:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 04:50:23] FSM sharpened the edge of their weapon! FSM's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/20 07:50:31] FSM grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:05:21 towards level 78.
[10/26/20 16:00:19] FSM and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 18:22:49] FSM and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 09:43:39] FSM [51/737] has come upon max [378/709] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:04:17 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/31/20 04:10:36] FSM [349/737] has come upon acolarh [293/766] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:03:51 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/31/20 15:47:35] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:06:26 towards level 78.
[11/01/20 00:04:20] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:05:00 towards level 78.
[11/01/20 07:35:32] fattrat, freeboson, and FSM [1282/2766] have team battled ilbelkyr, holloway, and Reilly [575/2627] and won! 4 days, 00:53:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 13:02:05] MaryMaid [418/645] has come upon FSM [573/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:17 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[11/03/20 16:45:58] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:19 towards level 78.
[11/03/20 22:28:05] Gatewayy [309/874] has challenged FSM [333/737] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:11:15 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[11/04/20 13:31:26] JeDa [339/503] has challenged FSM [509/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:23:21 is added to JeDa's clock.
[11/05/20 00:53:59] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:19 towards level 78.
[11/05/20 15:37:10] FSM [393/737] has challenged pants [1080/1359] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:04:20 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/07/20 12:47:24] waifu [1029/1173] has challenged FSM [358/737] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:39:02 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/09/20 03:18:15] MrGlass, FSM, and cocco [1899/2204] have team battled dindinx, Jaglag, and adamus1red [547/1970] and won! 1 day, 02:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/20 07:35:56] HellSpawn, HeavyPodda, and FSM [2217/2530] have team battled xayto, i3d, and Balthazar [171/2559] and won! 0 days, 17:33:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/20 12:25:38] ganome and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/20 04:12:08] rxcomm, Zyphyr, and StalkR [1812/2540] have team battled Bluedog, FSM, and Reilly [265/1785] and won! 0 days, 15:42:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/20 12:03:27] maligned [582/932] has challenged FSM [552/737] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:45:26 is removed from maligned's clock.
[11/11/20 13:24:38] FSM [111/737] has come upon sheu [102/579] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:40:14 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/13/20 22:22:26] FSM [661/737] has challenged adamus1red [404/724] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:41:27 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/15/20 16:32:24] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:58 towards level 78.
[11/15/20 22:52:06] FSM and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/20 04:34:57] lipek [242/1356] has challenged FSM [608/737] in combat and lost! 20 days, 09:47:00 is added to lipek's clock.
[11/16/20 16:06:48] Mollerz [46/93] has challenged FSM [14/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:16 is removed from Mollerz's clock.
[11/16/20 17:38:12] TauPan [131/504] has challenged FSM [343/737] in combat and lost! 30 days, 23:40:25 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/16/20 23:25:46] inittab, Forud, and Silvanus_Betrium [1431/2490] have team battled Khorne, pztrn, and FSM [543/2155] and won! 1 day, 01:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 21:02:30] FSM [96/737] has challenged theZoMBiE [168/481] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/18/20 08:24:07] FSM and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 13:59:06] Mollerz, buzzz, and Globalirc [434/1484] have team battled FSM, crysys, and borsin [1134/2277] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 19:50:25] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:54:37 towards level 79.
[11/20/20 20:39:58] Bradicus [1090/1098] has challenged FSM [459/737] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:04:10 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[11/22/20 04:23:28] Misza, tmberg, and jnerulax [2558/3858] have team battled SlowRiot, Notir, and FSM [1789/2254] and won! 1 day, 20:34:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 03:47:51] waifu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 19:00:53] FSM [236/737] has come upon suterismus [92/1547] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:33:11 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/25/20 15:46:55] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:32:23 towards level 79.
[11/26/20 14:31:32] FSM [90/741] has come upon sheu [457/562] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:27:04 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/28/20 21:53:56] FSM [684/741] has challenged whizter [246/431] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:14:41 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/29/20 13:20:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 7 days, 22:52:13 toward level 79.
[11/30/20 02:33:22] FSM was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:26:01 from level 79.
[11/30/20 14:48:04] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:43:15 towards level 79.
[12/01/20 04:06:23] inittab [771/1171] has challenged FSM [613/741] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:29:04 is removed from inittab's clock.
[12/02/20 06:00:04] FSM was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:05:12 from level 79.
[12/02/20 06:07:06] FSM and Mollerz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/20 22:37:10] FSM [4/741] has come upon sunri5e [537/1224] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:49:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/03/20 04:17:21] FSM [365/741] has challenged buksi [237/957] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:53:37 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/03/20 19:31:19] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/20 08:41:40] FSM left their weapon out in the rain to rust! FSM's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/20 15:02:10] FSM [586/722] has come upon JeDa [468/553] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:15:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/04/20 16:19:30] FSM [95/722] has come upon Birdbones [555/1349] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:18:32 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/05/20 06:28:36] elf [397/1326] has challenged FSM [293/722] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:40:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/07/20 02:11:25] Reilly, AbrahamLinksys, and neurospex [1088/2641] have team battled ohnx, FSM, and max [757/2220] and won! 3 days, 07:52:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 11:49:09] FSM and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 22:38:08] FSM got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:04:52 from level 79.
[12/08/20 08:47:59] FSM [441/722] has come upon WallIdl [454/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:25:29 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/08/20 08:48:20] FSM [329/722] has come upon WallIdl [477/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:53:21 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/08/20 15:35:07] nickware, yano, and allo [2111/2710] have team battled zbe, FSM, and SSLbits [212/1914] and won! 3 days, 00:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 20:10:21] FSM [270/722] has come upon XBouBou [196/512] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:19:13 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/09/20 07:01:53] FSM, elf, and TimWolla [2721/2904] have team battled Geela, h00k, and algernon [982/2487] and won! 3 days, 11:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 20:47:05] FSM met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:30:00 from level 79.
[12/10/20 02:56:57] FSM [358/722] has come upon XBouBou [446/512] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/10/20 03:33:47] Agent86 [795/1018] has come upon FSM [545/722] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:22:45 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[12/10/20 12:28:16] acolarh [207/753] has challenged FSM [613/722] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to acolarh's clock.
[12/10/20 13:37:13] FSM [342/722] has come upon Bradicus [859/1116] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:56:21 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/10/20 16:37:25] FSM was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:00 towards level 79.
[12/12/20 10:15:57] FSM lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:07 from level 79.
[12/12/20 12:07:04] misha [716/755] has challenged FSM [553/722] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:49 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/13/20 02:54:29] FSM, KeboDK, and Nofew [2399/2639] have team battled KindOne, Misza, and max [1227/2519] and won! 0 days, 14:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 05:59:11] FSM was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:30 from level 79.
[12/14/20 01:46:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 4 days, 12:05:41 toward level 79.
[12/14/20 18:19:25] yano [163/693] has challenged FSM [327/722] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:34:20 is added to yano's clock.
[12/14/20 19:19:39] KindOne [145/375] has challenged FSM [138/722] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:49 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[12/15/20 06:27:42] FSM, MiddlewareMonkey, and ohnx [2336/2598] have team battled kenyon, mordac, and Fluttershy [3156/3531] and lost! 1 day, 23:12:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 07:22:26] Khorne [619/851] has challenged FSM [397/722] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:20:44 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[12/15/20 09:17:42] C++, Xenthys, and kate [1407/1857] have team battled Dante, Zaratustra, and FSM [1115/2241] and won! 0 days, 02:05:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/20 12:59:22] KeboDK [446/1013] has come upon FSM [12/722] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:05:58 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/17/20 03:32:31] FSM [701/722] has challenged LukeLR [522/879] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:38:07 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/18/20 11:04:14] MELOONi [135/232] has challenged FSM [418/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[12/19/20 09:43:14] maligned, Chuck, and brycec [2610/2702] have team battled FSM, Tratos, and jnerulax [2784/2821] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/20 19:36:38] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:25 towards level 79.
[12/21/20 10:44:19] feek, h00k, and sjefen6 [2087/2585] have team battled FSM, Muirrum, and nawcom [1302/1934] and won! 0 days, 10:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/20 19:48:58] SlowRiot, Ignotum, and Xenthys [468/2075] have team battled damyan, FSM, and ilbelkyr [2742/3027] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/20 05:46:25] FSM [719/722] has come upon Chuck [549/729] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:33:19 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/22/20 05:46:25] FSM has dealt Chuck a Critical Strike! 9 days, 07:03:00 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/23/20 04:46:32] MrGlass, sairis, and sunri5e [933/2976] have team battled FSM, Lnk, and damyan [158/3014] and won! 2 days, 07:26:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 02:11:07] FSM [473/728] has come upon gdm [98/655] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:18:28 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/24/20 05:01:44] FSM [327/728] has challenged Majak [1039/1061] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:24:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/24/20 13:28:39] Asara and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/20 00:54:53] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:00 towards level 79.
[12/25/20 14:27:41] TheSilentLink and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/20 21:39:01] FSM [141/728] has come upon adamus1red [654/713] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:20:13 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/27/20 04:01:37] FSM [343/728] has come upon Syloq [253/811] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:02:35 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/27/20 19:21:25] FSM [586/728] has challenged Xenthys [315/786] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:22:26 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/28/20 01:19:33] FSM fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:49:19 from level 79.
[12/28/20 17:00:50] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:43 towards level 79.
[12/30/20 00:16:10] Kurenai, misha, and Muirrum [193/1749] have team battled maligned, FSM, and IdleMaster [1956/2532] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/20 00:43:13] Scornn, Asara, and Andries [1698/2549] have team battled FSM, WallIdl, and aismallard [1372/2465] and won! 0 days, 11:10:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 01:21:34] MELOONi [592/666] has challenged FSM [411/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:34 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[12/31/20 12:28:49] FSM [302/728] has come upon tris [63/816] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:32:17 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/31/20 12:28:49] FSM has dealt tris a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:00:09 is added to tris's clock.
[01/01/21 02:45:20] FSM [538/733] has challenged Crazycatlady [407/860] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:19:44 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/01/21 02:45:20] In the fierce battle, Crazycatlady dropped their level 75 ring! FSM picks it up, tossing their old level 70 ring to Crazycatlady.
[01/02/21 09:45:20] FSM caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:42 towards level 79.
[01/03/21 11:39:52] FSM and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 11:05:11] FSM, MetaNova, and Sharky4 [109/2993] have team battled bobvador, Agent86, and pyre [2489/2570] and lost! 0 days, 07:13:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 08:44:47] FSM got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:11 from level 79.
[01/06/21 14:55:15] MadMan, i3d, and FSM [606/2567] have team battled allo, zankore, and hotdogman [8/2059] and won! 0 days, 19:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/21 02:23:38] pztrn [375/635] has come upon FSM [555/739] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:57:13 is added to pztrn's clock.
[01/07/21 14:34:55] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:51 towards level 79.
[01/07/21 19:23:05] FSM [258/739] has challenged tmberg [1278/1579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:44 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/07/21 20:03:11] lavamind, FSM, blabber, and AbrahamLinksys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/21 00:59:47] FSM and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/21 10:55:07] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:24 towards level 79.
[01/11/21 15:11:00] FSM set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:04 from level 79.
[01/11/21 17:28:22] FSM met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:39 from level 79.
[01/11/21 23:29:23] petrichor [665/1288] has come upon FSM [432/739] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:40:25 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[01/12/21 06:32:18] FSM [659/739] has come upon damyan [1039/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/12/21 22:47:51] yano [613/693] has come upon FSM [548/739] and taken them in combat! 38 days, 22:24:45 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/15/21 02:08:52] FSM found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:02 towards level 79.
[01/15/21 08:55:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 4 days, 01:38:43 toward level 79.
[01/15/21 15:50:15] FSM and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 10:26:35] FSM and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/21 00:15:25] CodeB [147/506] has challenged FSM [7/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:10:43 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[01/17/21 15:19:00] FSM [271/739] has challenged misha [272/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:42:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/18/21 01:46:39] FSM bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:32 towards level 79.
[01/18/21 16:25:11] FSM [26/739] has challenged womblecat [673/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:23 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/18/21 16:54:01] sc_, jjasghar, and i3d [307/2317] have team battled anarcat, FSM, and lavamind [1735/2575] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/21 02:58:14] FSM [636/739] has come upon JuanMaestro [827/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:35:49 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/21/21 04:36:24] FSM [390/739] has come upon nawcom [129/648] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:48:59 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/21/21 12:07:36] FSM [133/739] has come upon himuraken [631/1010] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:04:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/22/21 11:14:42] dwfreed, Mars, and Scar3cr0w [754/3026] have team battled FSM, canton7, and sairis [446/2819] and won! 1 day, 02:49:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/21 10:52:31] buksi [691/1186] has challenged FSM [383/739] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:57:47 is removed from buksi's clock.
[01/23/21 14:57:36] FSM [267/739] has come upon HeavyPodda [400/1113] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:01:31 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/24/21 04:29:37] forp [18/33] has challenged FSM [357/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to forp's clock.
[01/24/21 07:25:02] FSM and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 07:51:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 8 days, 08:42:49 toward level 79.
[01/24/21 08:57:48] FSM [713/739] has challenged darkmage [535/1405] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:01:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/24/21 11:51:11] forp, FSM, and x12x63 [13/1149] have team battled sairis, kate, and micah [2185/2686] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 17:00:21] ponate [0/4] has challenged FSM [263/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to ponate's clock.
[01/26/21 19:52:07] blizgerg, fmg, and Crazycatlady [830/2548] have team battled sairis, FSM, and KeboDK [1635/2554] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/21 03:27:57] GilbertErik [0/1146] has come upon FSM [737/745] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:00:22 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/27/21 08:51:30] FSM and buzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 16:42:20] blackroot, idlerpgww, and FSM [669/1966] have team battled Lnk, sjefen6, and kate [570/2795] and won! 0 days, 07:43:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 23:37:30] FSM [250/754] has challenged dwfreed [520/909] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:39:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/30/21 00:38:27] FSM [153/754] has come upon MELOONi [200/772] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:50:25 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/31/21 12:28:50] MrGlass [618/1238] has come upon FSM [730/754] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 20:03:31 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/31/21 15:29:12] theZoMBiE [146/484] has come upon FSM [464/754] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:51:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/31/21 15:42:49] keepermurf [882/1023] has challenged FSM [87/754] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[02/01/21 10:18:04] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:03:17 towards level 80.
[02/01/21 18:44:42] phraktyl, GunMan, and xs [1607/1692] have team battled buksi, inittab, and FSM [2046/3162] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/21 02:23:51] Scornn and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 07:40:55] sukil, darkmage, and inittab [2804/3201] have team battled nawcom, FSM, and dwfreed [1310/2421] and won! 2 days, 04:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 09:22:04] FSM [464/754] has come upon brycec [97/1042] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 09:09:45 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/06/21 05:30:46] AncalagonThBlack, JeDa, and FSM [2016/2460] have team battled pyre, Eldoreth, and tris [2560/3397] and lost! 5 days, 06:40:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/21 15:28:57] FSM [352/754] has come upon misha [759/765] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:44:35 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/07/21 08:04:25] FSM was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:51:15 from level 80.
[02/10/21 23:57:14] FSM [472/754] has come upon psycho [303/461] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:01:14 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/10/21 23:57:14] FSM has dealt psycho a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:58:57 is added to psycho's clock.
[02/12/21 02:10:55] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:15:20 towards level 80.
[02/12/21 09:42:08] FSM fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:13:12 from level 80.
[02/12/21 18:11:13] JuanMaestro, Yuhno, and Nofew [2124/2799] have team battled FSM, lavamind, and tris [173/2443] and won! 1 day, 03:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 19:15:52] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 23:33:04] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:51:28 towards level 80.
[02/13/21 01:34:08] FSM [222/754] has come upon nawcom [177/758] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:21:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/13/21 04:41:31] WallIdl, Lemelisk, and Beefcan [492/2764] have team battled FSM, Sharky4, and zbe [2216/2763] and lost! 1 day, 03:15:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/21 23:10:19] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:42 towards level 80.
[02/14/21 10:51:13] CheeseSodaPunch and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 18:28:29] FSM [637/754] has come upon Zyphyr [518/798] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:40:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/15/21 03:34:39] FSM [191/754] has come upon JeDa [240/682] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:21:28 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/15/21 06:32:44] Sharky4 [1139/1223] has challenged FSM [166/754] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:06:59 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[02/15/21 17:35:17] FSM [287/754] has challenged inittab [571/1228] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:36:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/16/21 09:39:12] FSM [84/754] has challenged tmberg [1045/1602] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:52:23 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/16/21 20:36:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 17 days, 10:31:05 toward level 80.
[02/16/21 21:11:08] FSM was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:36 towards level 80.
[02/17/21 06:44:09] FSM [160/754] has challenged max [401/675] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:12:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/17/21 11:46:31] tris [664/839] has come upon FSM [69/754] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:13:48 is removed from tris's clock.
[02/17/21 20:58:01] Milquetoast [954/992] has come upon FSM [678/754] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 05:40:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/17/21 20:58:01] Milquetoast has dealt FSM a Critical Strike! 5 days, 05:22:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/18/21 01:53:43] FSM discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:58 towards level 80.
[02/18/21 05:27:21] FSM was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:42:50 from level 80.
[02/19/21 00:36:39] FSM [48/754] has come upon jayvee [132/786] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:40:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/20/21 02:36:24] SCSi and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/21 12:32:07] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:05 towards level 80.
[02/21/21 07:45:34] FSM was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:44 towards level 80.
[02/21/21 08:30:02] bisco, rxcomm, and FSM [2313/3435] have team battled Bluedog, Khorne, and DrJosh9000 [1893/2305] and won! 4 days, 07:39:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 12:53:54] FSM [734/754] has come upon damyan [1172/1190] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:25:54 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/22/21 01:05:47] FSM [353/754] has come upon HellSpawn [92/793] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:52:25 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/22/21 12:13:52] anderson [19/870] has challenged FSM [683/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:21:14 is added to anderson's clock.
[02/22/21 12:59:42] FSM, petrichor, and buyoq [1049/2690] have team battled pztrn, RBecker, and C++ [947/2173] and won! 1 day, 06:29:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/21 12:59:42] FSM [163/754] has come upon tris [712/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:58 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/23/21 11:51:55] FSM [641/754] has come upon Bradicus [1097/1142] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:20:45 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/23/21 13:19:54] Beefcan [1/701] has challenged FSM [126/754] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:20:20 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/23/21 17:49:43] FSM [494/754] has come upon allo [470/723] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:34:54 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/25/21 00:33:25] AsmDemon, darkmage, Xenthys, and FSM have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/21 15:00:01] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:49 towards level 80.
[02/27/21 00:06:25] FSM [683/754] has come upon brendan [560/1384] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/27/21 03:40:19] FSM [110/754] has challenged MELOONi [365/772] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:47 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/27/21 11:27:07] AbacusAvenger, brendan, and i3d [2022/2981] have team battled Reilly, Zyphyr, and FSM [528/2323] and won! 0 days, 03:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 06:45:07] rotbot9k [173/281] has challenged FSM [221/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to rotbot9k's clock.
[02/28/21 12:37:40] Heretic [58/450] has challenged FSM [505/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to Heretic's clock.
[02/28/21 14:10:09] FSM got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:57 towards level 80.
[02/28/21 21:49:41] TheSilentLink [63/730] has challenged FSM [655/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:35:24 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/01/21 02:41:45] FSM [713/754] has come upon i3d [617/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:35 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/02/21 06:55:20] FSM [547/754] has challenged Bradicus [727/1142] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:00:14 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/02/21 07:56:59] FSM [713/754] has come upon DrJosh9000 [3/781] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:13:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/02/21 11:37:41] FSM [616/754] has challenged hr7xt8 [101/712] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:59 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/02/21 13:13:33] FSM gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:45:20 towards level 81.
[03/02/21 21:53:00] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:20 towards level 81.
[03/03/21 02:41:12] Atan [780/827] has challenged FSM [600/754] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:18:29 is removed from Atan's clock.
[03/04/21 00:13:59] Milquetoast, lipek, and IdleMaster [2746/3187] have team battled borsin, DrJosh9000, and FSM [449/2453] and won! 4 days, 17:00:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 08:55:54] FSM [130/754] has come upon popey [225/425] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:44:55 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/04/21 13:55:13] FSM [620/754] has come upon Agent86 [698/1039] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:41:56 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/06/21 22:58:52] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:31:32 towards level 81.
[03/08/21 05:05:32] FSM [126/754] has come upon brendan [759/1384] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:13:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/08/21 06:53:57] FSM [3/754] has come upon Scornn [802/818] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:30:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/08/21 08:26:47] FSM [741/754] has come upon GyrosGeier [13/344] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:55:12 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/09/21 16:14:11] FSM stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:59 towards level 81.
[03/10/21 03:02:08] astropoint, djm, and WallIdl [1015/2643] have team battled AsmDemon, tmberg, and FSM [509/2994] and won! 2 days, 03:58:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 20:01:22] FSM [253/754] has come upon bisco [1225/1399] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:36:43 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/11/21 19:21:51] FSM [643/754] has come upon Agent86 [849/1039] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 10:31:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/11/21 22:06:24] Jay_of_Delucia [80/632] has challenged FSM [601/754] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[03/12/21 02:37:00] FSM [276/754] has come upon grooverider [447/1717] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:36:06 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/12/21 10:55:41] TheSilentLink [246/733] has challenged FSM [187/754] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/13/21 00:52:40] Agent86 and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/21 03:06:53] neurospex stole FSM's level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! neurospex leaves their old level 7 set of leggings behind, which FSM then takes.
[03/15/21 10:21:29] FSM [288/693] has come upon kenyon [32/568] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 05:41:28 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/15/21 18:52:58] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:37:07 towards level 81.
[03/16/21 06:04:56] FSM was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:00 towards level 81.
[03/16/21 13:15:09] FSM [162/693] has challenged SSLbits [348/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:24:08 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/16/21 21:19:21] FSM [13/693] has come upon Asara [626/790] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:27:18 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/17/21 20:21:58] FSM and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 02:29:05] FSM found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:21:39 towards level 81.
[03/18/21 05:15:59] FSM, damyan, and doZ [475/2196] have team battled Zaratustra, petrichor, and womblecat [2114/3255] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 07:03:11] doZ [18/313] has challenged FSM [257/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to doZ's clock.
[03/19/21 00:30:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 21 days, 15:41:59 toward level 81.
[03/20/21 05:12:10] FSM got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:00 towards level 81.
[03/20/21 16:00:14] FSM ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:31:55 from level 81.
[03/21/21 19:15:56] Milquetoast [84/992] has come upon FSM [426/693] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:49:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/21/21 20:38:57] zbe [234/795] has challenged FSM [452/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to zbe's clock.
[03/22/21 01:03:11] Vic [402/814] has come upon FSM [39/693] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:45:10 is removed from Vic's clock.
[03/22/21 02:44:50] FSM [247/693] has challenged Bradicus [262/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:55:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/22/21 18:39:10] FSM was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:49 towards level 81.
[03/22/21 20:48:50] FSM [224/693] has challenged himuraken [25/1011] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:40:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/22/21 23:19:08] AbacusAvenger, pyre, and Bkid [1432/2964] have team battled tealecloud, FSM, and tmberg [1911/2440] and lost! 1 day, 10:17:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/21 14:14:32] doZ [27/383] has challenged FSM [246/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to doZ's clock.
[03/24/21 18:59:20] FSM [672/693] has challenged caeli1 [277/381] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:28:45 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/24/21 22:41:17] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:24 towards level 81.
[03/25/21 01:22:31] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:49 towards level 81.
[03/25/21 04:57:10] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:59 towards level 81.
[03/25/21 11:03:00] FSM [44/693] has challenged LordBanana [415/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/25/21 15:01:55] phraktyl [2/687] has come upon FSM [15/693] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:43:02 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[03/25/21 16:04:05] FSM [55/693] has challenged soltys [938/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:34:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/30/21 15:25:30] bisco, FSM, and solarsparq [2374/2516] have team battled blackroot, cornfeedhobo, and StalkR [1221/1342] and won! 1 day, 03:00:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/21 16:02:42] FSM [283/693] has come upon MJ94 [269/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:42:49 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/31/21 15:09:31] blackroot, CodeB, and sjefen6 [477/2305] have team battled nawcom, Syloq, and FSM [1696/2236] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/21 15:15:23] Lnk and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/21 15:42:14] MrGlass [487/1202] has challenged FSM [659/693] in combat and lost! 63 days, 23:44:38 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[03/31/21 16:42:28] damyan [1129/1239] has challenged FSM [75/693] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:07:12 is removed from damyan's clock.
[04/01/21 16:11:04] FSM got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:56 towards level 81.
[04/02/21 07:26:29] dindinx, cirdan, and xayto [2497/2617] have team battled FSM, AncalagonThBlack, and Pici [203/3090] and won! 4 days, 04:34:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/21 14:53:28] FSM [73/693] has challenged bigjay [118/1041] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:18:27 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/02/21 15:15:42] fmg, Nechayev, and FSM [153/2165] have team battled HellSpawn, Bradicus, and sc_ [2126/2885] and lost! 2 days, 01:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/21 20:54:53] FSM [104/693] has challenged Varjatticus [61/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:06:16 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/03/21 13:41:37] FSM, damyan, and HellSpawn [742/2757] have team battled ohnx, pants, and Zaratustra [1096/3244] and lost! 2 days, 12:39:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/21 00:47:34] FSM [511/693] has come upon himuraken [712/1011] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:48:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/04/21 12:29:43] FSM bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:11:47 towards level 81.
[04/04/21 14:05:01] FSM [100/693] has challenged Xenthys [325/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:34 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/06/21 02:20:32] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:01 towards level 81.
[04/06/21 19:48:27] FSM [608/693] has come upon sc_ [50/911] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:01:28 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/06/21 23:55:09] FSM, lavamind, and algernon [1519/2602] have team battled Ignotum, soltys, and idlerpgww [832/2263] and won! 2 days, 06:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 12:26:28] FSM was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:18 towards level 81.
[04/07/21 13:06:20] FSM [558/693] has come upon JeDa [366/725] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:30:50 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/07/21 22:40:55] MetaNova, bobvador, and FSM [2425/2433] have team battled bookworm, Ignotum, and anderson [939/1913] and won! 0 days, 23:06:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/21 07:23:44] Bkid and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/21 10:56:47] elf and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/21 12:27:35] FSM invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:44 towards level 81.
[04/10/21 14:57:54] FSM [274/693] has come upon bigjay [33/1041] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:47:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/10/21 23:40:15] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/21 00:53:47] FSM [436/697] has come upon Scornn [558/818] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:53:40 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/11/21 01:40:31] FSM had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:22 towards level 81.
[04/12/21 13:48:18] FSM fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:19 from level 81.
[04/12/21 16:29:53] brendan and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/21 00:32:35] cirdan, GilbertErik, and AsmDemon [1936/2636] have team battled FSM, Desspugne, and yano [514/2220] and won! 0 days, 02:39:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/21 12:27:54] FSM [423/691] has challenged Zaratustra [230/1130] in combat and won! 20 days, 05:03:45 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/14/21 09:04:42] Hirion [102/204] has challenged FSM [201/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/14/21 14:59:51] Jones [47/78] has challenged FSM [35/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:31 is removed from Jones's clock.
[04/15/21 06:12:55] FSM [658/691] has challenged Vic [670/859] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:26:39 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/15/21 23:31:59] FSM found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:51 towards level 82.
[04/16/21 08:19:03] FSM [358/691] has challenged LordBanana [136/453] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:51:28 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/16/21 17:17:27] acolarh [303/840] has challenged FSM [402/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to acolarh's clock.
[04/16/21 17:38:15] Lnk, vegadark, and Tor [441/2964] have team battled jayvee, lipek, and FSM [118/2818] and won! 4 days, 13:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 12:45:15] FSM was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:23:12 from level 82.
[04/17/21 15:26:20] bigtrees [229/484] has challenged FSM [119/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:56:30 is removed from bigtrees's clock.
[04/18/21 03:29:13] FSM [443/691] has challenged caeli1 [3/387] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:27:33 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/18/21 03:33:08] Mars [338/1292] has come upon FSM [653/691] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:37:26 is added to Mars's clock.
[04/18/21 17:39:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 5 days, 05:54:38 toward level 82.
[04/18/21 19:35:10] FSM discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:26:32 towards level 82.
[04/19/21 21:18:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FSM 1 day, 21:52:22 toward level 82.
[04/20/21 00:31:58] sc_, canton7, and sairis [2281/2990] have team battled mordac, keepermurf, and FSM [1722/3207] and won! 0 days, 19:11:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 10:04:58] Scornn and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 13:04:18] SCSi and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/21 00:36:59] FSM [434/687] has come upon sjums_the_great [210/991] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:41:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/22/21 00:59:36] Scornn and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/21 03:55:47] FSM was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:54:40 from level 82.
[04/22/21 16:55:08] FSM [519/687] has challenged ohnx [47/635] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:46:04 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/23/21 08:40:55] Syloq and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/21 01:26:29] Andries and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/21 03:20:08] golgy [284/940] has come upon FSM [642/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:22:13 is added to golgy's clock.
[04/25/21 02:09:38] elbie, jayvee, and GunMan [926/2610] have team battled Umbire, TheSilentLink, and FSM [549/1592] and won! 0 days, 02:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/21 11:44:09] Mars, MiddlewareMonkey, and blabber [1285/3191] have team battled FSM, lipek, and bigtrees [1487/2498] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/21 03:46:01] talisein [151/204] has challenged FSM [235/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to talisein's clock.
[04/26/21 14:31:40] FSM hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:06 towards level 82.
[04/26/21 19:32:51] FSM met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:58:55 from level 82.
[04/27/21 11:16:48] FSM gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:21:05 towards level 82.
[04/27/21 12:20:11] FSM [561/687] has come upon TauPan [8/533] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:50:44 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/28/21 03:50:22] androphius, LordBanana, and Zyphyr [1488/1778] have team battled Forud, FSM, and C++ [2139/2359] and lost! 0 days, 03:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 16:52:15] FSM, simple, and rotbot9k [1813/2139] have team battled dartainus, Elgo, and Syloq [2151/2572] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 01:44:01] canton7 [782/1193] has challenged FSM [388/687] in combat and won! 20 days, 03:17:15 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/01/21 12:16:29] Yuhno, FSM, and dartainus [123/2332] have team battled sheu, elbie, and golgy [2082/2897] and lost! 2 days, 11:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 18:20:05] FSM [617/687] has come upon Andries [341/987] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:19:49 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/02/21 00:41:46] FSM [680/687] has come upon Tratos [57/1208] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:12:43 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/02/21 21:16:53] blizgerg, FSM, and MightyDrv [527/2239] have team battled Kurenai, Desspugne, and Scornn [992/2432] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/21 08:57:52] FSM [326/688] has challenged celesham [153/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/03/21 13:50:49] pyre, tms, and adamus1red [1492/2910] have team battled Asara, FSM, and Yupa [551/1861] and won! 0 days, 20:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/21 23:08:00] FSM [599/688] has come upon Forud [859/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/04/21 01:53:16] LordBanana and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 05:28:56] Silvanus_Betrium, ohnx, and MrGlass [1037/2091] have team battled C++, FSM, and Scornn [450/2148] and won! 0 days, 17:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 09:10:02] FSM [536/688] has challenged Tratos [801/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:19:05 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/06/21 16:11:13] vegadark, Roxana, and brycec [1966/3528] have team battled FSM, anarcat, and Zyphyr [1287/2466] and won! 6 days, 14:03:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 06:41:06] TimWolla, Scornn, and ecko [1935/2196] have team battled FSM, borsin, and Syloq [1876/2307] and won! 0 days, 09:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 16:09:59] FSM reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! FSM's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/21 20:23:25] FSM sharpened the edge of their weapon! FSM's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/21 23:16:16] tmberg [146/1620] has challenged FSM [415/710] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:43:13 is added to tmberg's clock.
[05/12/21 02:26:48] FSM learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:48 towards level 82.
[05/12/21 05:58:40] waifu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 03:06:03] FSM and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 22:04:23] FSM [388/710] has challenged WallIdl [748/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:12:01 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/14/21 01:41:56] FSM [336/710] has come upon Eldoreth [1197/1516] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:55:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[05/14/21 18:08:57] Muirrum and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 03:27:05] FSM, cirdan, and HeavyPodda [2598/2702] have team battled Scar3cr0w, Gatewayy, and Majak [1297/2460] and won! 0 days, 13:20:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 15:33:11] hax404 [230/234] has challenged FSM [605/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/16/21 04:06:07] misha, Vic, and Heisenberg [106/2521] have team battled Zaratustra, FSM, and AncalagonThBlack [464/3197] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/21 16:44:52] sjefen6, elbie, and darkmage [362/3451] have team battled maligned, rotbot9k, and FSM [330/2323] and won! 0 days, 08:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 03:12:42] FSM tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:32 towards level 82.
[05/19/21 00:00:18] FSM misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:27 from level 82.
[05/19/21 02:35:40] FSM met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:48 from level 82.