Player Info

User: FakeWizard
Class: Master of Disguise
Admin?: No
Level: 71
Next level: 28 days, 19:29:35
Status: Offline
Host: Zhoriel!zhoriel@2001:470:1f0b:cb5:2:40:b17:ba17
Account Created: Thu Oct 22 03:07:52 2015
Last login: Mon Sep 11 04:53:10 2017
Total time idled: 553 days, 05:00:11
Current position: [476,32]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 132 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 52
charm: 28
gloves: 37
helm: 43
leggings: 27
ring: 60 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 22
tunic: 83 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 364 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 848

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 01:18:50
nick: 0 days, 13:18:14
part: 5 days, 09:44:11
quest: 70 days, 11:21:34
quit: 76 days, 11:49:33

total: 152 days, 23:32:22

Character Modifiers

[10/22/15 06:02:03] FakeWizard [4/29] has challenged m0shbear [428/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/22/15 07:43:59] FakeWizard [0/58] has challenged KyloRen [396/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/22/15 12:50:29] FakeWizard [30/116] has challenged woonack [128/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/22/15 12:58:43] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:26 towards level 16.
[10/22/15 17:04:29] FakeWizard [62/132] has come upon petrichor [43/176] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:01 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[10/23/15 03:12:59] Xyrael [180/543] has challenged FakeWizard [39/154] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from Xyrael's clock.
[10/23/15 13:59:22] FakeWizard left his weapon out in the rain to rust! FakeWizard's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/15 21:41:59] FakeWizard [160/168] has challenged darkmage [701/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/24/15 05:03:25] FakeWizard [120/168] has challenged vox [246/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/24/15 13:30:46] FakeWizard [172/190] has challenged Loquatious [195/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/24/15 21:17:46] pfoley, idisjunction, and FakeWizard [396/1744] have team battled zid, GreatRuby, and r00f [582/1790] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/15 23:43:36] FakeWizard [53/205] has challenged drazisil [97/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/25/15 11:16:04] FakeWizard [225/228] has challenged Doctor [255/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/26/15 00:42:46] FakeWizard [116/233] has challenged lipek [768/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/26/15 05:52:02] Oooooog [376/451] has come upon FakeWizard [61/233] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:14 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[10/26/15 16:35:42] FakeWizard [57/233] has challenged Killerkid [251/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/26/15 21:36:42] Dan_` [386/393] has come upon FakeWizard [51/233] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:01:11 is removed from Dan_`'s clock.
[10/27/15 10:51:08] FakeWizard [144/242] has challenged soltys [129/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[10/27/15 21:11:10] FakeWizard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:12 towards level 33.
[10/27/15 21:56:41] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:01 towards level 33.
[10/28/15 02:36:03] FakeWizard [110/256] has challenged MrGlass [134/179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/28/15 10:45:05] Zaratustra [265/700] has challenged FakeWizard [245/256] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:57:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/29/15 02:29:53] FakeWizard [21/274] has challenged kork [204/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/29/15 06:52:47] pants, Killerkid, and idisjunction [394/1958] have team battled FakeWizard, lipek, and Frogging101 [658/1984] and lost! 6 days, 01:31:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/15 07:15:17] FakeWizard [181/274] has challenged Agent86 [543/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/30/15 15:27:25] FakeWizard [222/274] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [978/1033] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:51 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/31/15 13:02:02] FakeWizard was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:47 from level 36.
[10/31/15 18:16:19] FakeWizard [92/277] has challenged r00f [324/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/01/15 06:24:02] FakeWizard, Fluttershy, and iLP [841/1524] have team battled blizgerg, Jareeta, and Totengeist [382/2684] and won! 0 days, 04:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 17:05:47] FakeWizard got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:10 from level 37.
[11/01/15 18:32:34] argus [0/706] has challenged FakeWizard [164/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:36 is added to argus's clock.
[11/02/15 02:51:43] FakeWizard [162/277] has challenged Globalirc [6/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/02/15 17:48:08] Haquer, FakeWizard, and Sir_Lemming [765/1385] have team battled clonak, MJ94, and nitzer [749/2090] and won! 0 days, 04:28:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/15 19:14:41] FakeWizard [20/277] has come upon zokko [47/269] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:10 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/02/15 21:53:07] andoruh, Darky, and FakeWizard [595/1421] have team battled bigjay, Hydrogenum, and MJ94 [1783/2336] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/15 07:22:06] Doctor, VoidFox, and Agent86 [929/2089] have team battled Fluttershy, godog, and FakeWizard [1692/1761] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/15 15:51:47] FakeWizard [243/289] has challenged rharwood [558/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/03/15 21:22:21] vox [207/746] has challenged FakeWizard [94/289] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:04:12 is removed from vox's clock.
[11/04/15 01:51:11] blindbox, Satoshi, and droogie [1959/2117] have team battled FakeWizard, iamzim, and Douhet [745/1238] and won! 0 days, 04:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 02:01:01] FakeWizard, grant050, and JZTech101 [934/998] have team battled clearcasting, m0shbear, and beefnog [80/1992] and won! 0 days, 01:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 12:36:35] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:33 towards level 39.
[11/05/15 06:25:16] FakeWizard [257/289] has come upon Ggoes [33/293] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:02 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/05/15 10:22:06] D-NICE [256/275] has challenged FakeWizard [42/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from D-NICE's clock.
[11/05/15 12:03:08] Satoshi [832/839] has challenged FakeWizard [158/289] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:32:15 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/05/15 14:18:56] FakeWizard [278/305] has challenged vox [80/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/06/15 15:15:03] FakeWizard reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! FakeWizard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/15 01:15:38] agrajag [141/705] has challenged FakeWizard [282/306] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:13:40 is added to agrajag's clock.
[11/07/15 01:32:08] FakeWizard broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:11 from level 40.
[11/07/15 10:24:42] mwhahaha, Str1ngS, and FakeWizard [429/1290] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Xyrael, and Nyarlathotep [1654/1771] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/15 16:01:17] FakeWizard [352/378] has challenged sasaniak [573/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/08/15 06:05:59] Charris, FakeWizard, and vox [1351/1526] have team battled Douhet, blind, and petrichor [1055/1625] and won! 0 days, 11:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/15 10:48:26] Danthemandoo, sasaniak, and allo [37/1782] have team battled n0mad, FakeWizard, and droogie [521/1706] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 02:53:17] FakeWizard [121/399] has challenged iamzim [323/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/11/15 15:43:36] Lenny, ruan, and dindinx [1564/2157] have team battled FakeWizard, suterismus, and Killerkid [1950/2213] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/15 17:28:01] Lemelisk, FakeWizard, and roy [804/1732] have team battled suterismus, belugawhale, and Brom [419/2116] and won! 0 days, 07:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 20:22:07] FakeWizard was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:24 from level 42.
[11/13/15 02:43:00] FakeWizard [176/399] has challenged reim [381/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/13/15 17:20:33] FakeWizard EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:06 from level 43.
[11/14/15 02:47:15] anal0g [204/224] has challenged FakeWizard [75/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from anal0g's clock.
[11/15/15 08:42:13] Zero, bl4ckscor3, and sedrik [443/1796] have team battled pfoley, Plasmastar, and FakeWizard [405/1425] and won! 0 days, 01:29:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/15 19:39:29] FakeWizard [79/399] has come upon grooverider [145/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:51 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/17/15 11:39:35] FakeWizard [338/399] has challenged RBecker [70/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/17/15 23:58:43] suterismus [406/1175] has come upon FakeWizard [353/399] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:03:50 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/18/15 05:14:52] Bokkie, hannesenator, and Bkid [818/1463] have team battled SmOkE_RU, FakeWizard, and rharwood [992/1603] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/15 09:49:11] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:31 towards level 44.
[11/18/15 17:43:52] FakeWizard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:07 towards level 44.
[11/18/15 18:13:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:53:31 from level 44.
[11/19/15 22:54:37] Str1ngS [336/412] has challenged FakeWizard [95/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:37 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[11/20/15 11:20:43] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:24 towards level 44.
[11/20/15 14:05:48] FakeWizard [16/463] has challenged SmOkE_RU [229/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/20/15 16:16:11] FakeWizard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:24 towards level 45.
[11/20/15 21:28:47] elf, Plasmastar, kork, and FakeWizard have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/15 05:01:02] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:42 towards level 45.
[11/21/15 11:17:38] Arch-TK [16/244] has challenged FakeWizard [460/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Arch-TK's clock.
[11/22/15 20:50:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 0 days, 21:07:18 toward level 45.
[11/23/15 05:28:12] FakeWizard [136/463] has challenged AWildColin [159/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/24/15 06:23:14] splinny, simple, and FakeWizard [1526/1699] have team battled yano, Asara, and thindil [161/1642] and won! 0 days, 23:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 08:06:28] suterismus, CornFly, and FakeWizard [2131/2634] have team battled Kitlith, irix, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [69/2675] and won! 0 days, 13:33:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 08:58:49] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:18 towards level 46.
[11/25/15 09:47:03] VoidFox [512/575] has come upon FakeWizard [416/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:54 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[11/27/15 10:26:54] kier [230/245] has challenged FakeWizard [172/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from kier's clock.
[11/28/15 14:12:43] FakeWizard [161/463] has challenged AngryParsley [31/924] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/28/15 16:00:39] shandor, FakeWizard, and Arch-TK [611/1444] have team battled Birdbones, MontyZuma, and suterismus [797/3063] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/15 22:00:30] FakeWizard [373/463] has come upon Cenhinen [398/583] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/30/15 04:28:09] FakeWizard [5/463] has challenged lux [350/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:45:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/30/15 09:18:37] zankore, Meta, and Furry [175/1763] have team battled FakeWizard, Nofew, and Totengeist [1280/2254] and lost! 1 day, 09:09:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/15 13:27:17] FakeWizard [407/463] has challenged Darky [422/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:27 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/06/15 19:41:50] SmOkE_RU, PinkiePie, Milquetoast, and FakeWizard have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/15 08:24:06] Sixbierehomme, Ttech, and SmOkE_RU [505/2658] have team battled FakeWizard, Zero, and MrGlass [1056/1238] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 19:32:40] FakeWizard [55/463] has challenged reveal [81/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/10/15 07:45:37] FakeWizard [124/463] has come upon kier [278/308] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:23 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/11/15 02:33:48] FakeWizard [185/463] has come upon MontyZuma [728/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:12 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/12/15 16:21:30] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:56 towards level 48.
[12/12/15 21:52:27] FakeWizard was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:17 from level 48.
[12/13/15 05:53:24] FakeWizard [393/463] has come upon Milquetoast [91/768] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:17:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/13/15 17:43:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 11:18:16 from level 48.
[12/14/15 11:42:23] FakeWizard [185/463] has come upon lux [17/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:22:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/15/15 07:49:50] FakeWizard [337/463] has challenged andoruh [101/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:07:02 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/15/15 16:45:25] FakeWizard [396/463] has come upon ElectRo [850/1205] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:35:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/16/15 14:56:29] FakeWizard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:05 towards level 48.
[12/16/15 16:02:44] Ironhoof [231/454] has challenged FakeWizard [184/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:41 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[12/17/15 03:25:31] andoruh, Bkid, Cypher, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/15 09:09:31] Firien [353/505] has challenged FakeWizard [116/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:36:31 is removed from Firien's clock.
[12/18/15 09:22:47] FakeWizard, Kered, and Lowbow [703/969] have team battled lipek, redlegion, and kier [240/2275] and won! 0 days, 00:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 11:08:09] FakeWizard [238/463] has come upon clearcasting [116/1074] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:19 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/18/15 14:05:37] FakeWizard was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:50 from level 48.
[12/18/15 16:22:02] FakeWizard [224/463] has challenged MadHatter [385/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:12 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/18/15 21:27:16] FakeWizard [380/463] has challenged arlen [674/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/18/15 23:42:43] DrOfBaconNomics [280/378] has come upon FakeWizard [37/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:48 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/19/15 06:37:57] FakeWizard [291/463] has come upon Flynn [652/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:17:16 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/20/15 13:01:57] FakeWizard slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! FakeWizard's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/20/15 22:06:37] FakeWizard [238/457] has come upon Killerkid [65/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:56:30 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/21/15 22:54:10] SchrodingersScat [47/389] has challenged FakeWizard [286/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:30 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[12/22/15 07:07:40] FakeWizard [17/457] has come upon kapitanluffy [200/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:21 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/24/15 14:29:48] Firien, master_j, and roy [1154/1691] have team battled FakeWizard, Tzic, and honkybonky [639/1559] and won! 0 days, 01:57:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/15 17:45:04] FakeWizard lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:58 from level 49.
[12/26/15 22:26:25] FakeWizard slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! FakeWizard's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/15 02:31:44] Simie, Darky, and belugawhale [1128/1992] have team battled Adar, Cameron_D, and FakeWizard [715/2067] and won! 0 days, 11:29:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/15 09:35:07] Douhet, d34th, kier, and FakeWizard have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/15 16:28:12] PBabebu [181/272] has challenged FakeWizard [210/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[12/28/15 21:39:27] FakeWizard [79/471] has challenged jdb [432/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/30/15 00:30:36] lutoma [43/762] has challenged FakeWizard [366/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:37:08 is added to lutoma's clock.
[12/31/15 06:11:35] FakeWizard, Samus, and Kered [1238/1543] have team battled unicron, woonack, and roy [991/1836] and won! 0 days, 04:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 13:30:52] FakeWizard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:18:41 from level 50.
[01/02/16 08:43:42] honkybonky, soltys, and FakeWizard [1514/1801] have team battled Schrodinger, aucg, and yasdorian [981/1728] and won! 1 day, 11:32:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/16 10:16:51] FakeWizard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:11 towards level 50.
[01/02/16 20:47:12] Mateusz, Darky, and m0shbear [1658/2265] have team battled Frogging101, damyan, and FakeWizard [529/1706] and won! 4 days, 05:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 13:12:30] FakeWizard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:25:10 from level 50.
[01/03/16 15:16:59] petrichor, MadMan, and bendem [865/1402] have team battled dindinx, FakeWizard, and 0rion [188/1451] and won! 0 days, 06:01:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 12:02:01] Milquetoast, discopig, and FakeWizard [957/2179] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Abs0x00, and KyloRen [794/1576] and won! 0 days, 05:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 13:56:22] FakeWizard [389/471] has come upon 0rion [168/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:35 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/05/16 14:28:25] FakeWizard [335/471] has come upon allo [204/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:04 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/05/16 20:47:33] jdb, FakeWizard, and Jareeta [1101/1985] have team battled MJ94, fattrat, and double [678/2224] and won! 0 days, 01:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 10:39:35] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:20 towards level 50.
[01/07/16 11:16:16] FakeWizard [318/471] has challenged Onceuponaban [20/23] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:29 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/07/16 22:52:49] Doctor, mwhahaha, and Nyarlathotep [1757/1940] have team battled r00f, zid, and FakeWizard [555/1985] and won! 0 days, 17:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 08:30:46] FakeWizard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:52 towards level 51.
[01/08/16 15:59:55] FakeWizard was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:43 from level 51.
[01/08/16 21:41:54] tiwake, FakeWizard, and woonack [639/2052] have team battled joek, Totengeist, and sbp [1034/1862] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 15:39:43] FakeWizard [324/471] has come upon petrichor [345/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:46:32 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/10/16 00:35:21] FakeWizard [349/471] has come upon nitzer [399/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:16:43 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/10/16 04:07:08] FakeWizard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:53 from level 51.
[01/11/16 19:13:20] FakeWizard [85/471] has come upon splinny [428/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:46:13 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/13/16 04:15:51] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:39 towards level 51.
[01/14/16 19:37:11] FakeWizard [50/471] has challenged vox [544/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:04:02 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/15/16 18:06:07] FakeWizard was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:15:16 from level 51.
[01/16/16 02:12:34] Cameron_D [488/1074] has come upon FakeWizard [325/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:09:24 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[01/17/16 07:34:17] FakeWizard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:34 towards level 51.
[01/19/16 09:59:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 1 day, 06:09:40 toward level 51.
[01/19/16 21:51:32] FakeWizard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:20 towards level 51.
[01/20/16 04:18:03] FakeWizard [417/471] has come upon Levivig [63/214] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:46:47 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/20/16 10:27:25] blind [84/757] has challenged FakeWizard [404/471] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:57:37 is added to blind's clock.
[01/21/16 21:01:10] holloway [99/370] has challenged FakeWizard [301/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to holloway's clock.
[01/22/16 12:21:12] FakeWizard [416/476] has challenged Pici [194/715] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:13 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/22/16 20:16:14] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:36 towards level 52.
[01/23/16 05:03:25] SynthesizerPatel, blizgerg, and Senka [963/2056] have team battled double, KeboDK, and FakeWizard [300/1511] and won! 0 days, 12:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 07:11:30] FakeWizard [429/476] has challenged Mateusz [541/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:48:44 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/25/16 08:08:32] FakeWizard [451/476] has come upon sjefen6 [56/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:08:13 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/25/16 16:13:51] soltys [423/615] has come upon FakeWizard [259/476] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:53:46 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/26/16 13:56:33] SmOkE_RU [388/522] has come upon FakeWizard [331/476] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:38:16 is removed from SmOkE_RU's clock.
[01/27/16 22:43:49] FakeWizard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:01 towards level 52.
[01/30/16 04:18:25] Misza, FakeWizard, and prattmic [2323/2358] have team battled ville, rxcomm, and Tatepon [511/1556] and won! 0 days, 16:45:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 16:22:33] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:18 towards level 52.
[01/31/16 08:54:52] SlowRiot, rxcomm, and FakeWizard [1678/2160] have team battled redlegion, Silvanus_Betrium, and shandor [1141/1894] and won! 0 days, 07:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 23:24:02] fraq [81/929] has come upon FakeWizard [214/488] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:00 is added to fraq's clock.
[02/03/16 05:59:22] Pogor [20/302] has challenged FakeWizard [236/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Pogor's clock.
[02/04/16 12:45:09] FakeWizard [450/488] has challenged sedrik [260/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:25 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/04/16 23:18:29] FakeWizard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:05 towards level 52.
[02/05/16 16:07:19] FakeWizard [466/509] has challenged Agent86 [536/663] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/05/16 19:37:22] Frogging101, FakeWizard, and pixelate [487/1486] have team battled Chuck, tmberg, and argus [379/2032] and won! 3 days, 08:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 03:55:13] tmberg, Crazycatlady, Sir_Lemming, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/16 04:53:39] FakeWizard got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:30:07 from level 53.
[02/06/16 08:47:44] FakeWizard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:02 towards level 53.
[02/07/16 18:02:05] FakeWizard [317/509] has come upon Furry [441/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:16:50 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/07/16 21:56:52] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:49 towards level 53.
[02/08/16 11:22:54] FakeWizard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:56 towards level 53.
[02/09/16 04:26:49] Cypher [589/918] has challenged FakeWizard [151/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:58 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/10/16 03:18:11] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:30 towards level 53.
[02/11/16 15:13:07] FakeWizard, Plasmastar, and gipyelrah [343/1885] have team battled idisjunction, zbart, and Thrayden [625/1593] and lost! 0 days, 20:20:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 21:10:28] Evrial [416/547] has challenged FakeWizard [506/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:23 is added to Evrial's clock.
[02/13/16 08:35:56] Smockage [256/296] has challenged FakeWizard [26/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from Smockage's clock.
[02/13/16 18:55:36] plaller, Danthemandoo, and jenksy [781/1756] have team battled Agent86, FakeWizard, and irix [1165/2204] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 19:36:28] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:29 towards level 53.
[02/14/16 06:01:48] FakeWizard got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:29 from level 53.
[02/14/16 23:37:21] FakeWizard [137/509] has challenged shandor [592/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:32 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/16/16 02:47:11] MrGlass [378/545] has challenged FakeWizard [472/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:15 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/16/16 17:59:21] FakeWizard met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:48 from level 53.
[02/16/16 19:39:46] FakeWizard [385/509] has come upon Sohnae [38/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:23 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/17/16 08:59:23] FakeWizard [205/518] has challenged Misza [665/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:25 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/17/16 10:53:34] FakeWizard [323/518] has challenged hannesenator [652/813] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/18/16 03:13:18] pixelate, yano, KeboDK, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/16 03:50:59] FakeWizard reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! FakeWizard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/20/16 02:23:18] h00k [27/896] has challenged FakeWizard [300/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:47 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/20/16 03:06:09] MadHatter [358/496] has come upon FakeWizard [507/522] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:28:05 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[02/22/16 06:44:45] ElectRo [777/1219] has challenged FakeWizard [34/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:32:41 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[02/22/16 20:49:31] KeboDK [542/568] has challenged FakeWizard [381/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:15 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/22/16 23:17:14] FakeWizard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:00 towards level 54.
[02/23/16 12:30:29] FakeWizard [222/522] has come upon Gerdesas [29/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:12:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/23/16 22:56:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 3 days, 20:27:12 toward level 54.
[02/24/16 08:25:38] FakeWizard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:47 towards level 54.
[02/26/16 15:10:06] FakeWizard [434/522] has come upon Lenny [338/1080] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:57 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/27/16 00:26:37] Nofew [716/1078] has challenged FakeWizard [11/522] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/16 06:24:39] FakeWizard, Andries, and unicron [1243/1724] have team battled Furry, aucg, and Asara [1167/2056] and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 11:43:18] FakeWizard [75/541] has challenged KyloRen [52/662] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/27/16 11:43:18] FakeWizard has dealt KyloRen a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:52:20 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[02/29/16 08:28:18] FakeWizard [358/595] has come upon astropoint [241/603] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:48:17 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/29/16 10:00:07] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:31 towards level 55.
[03/01/16 06:48:16] Str1ngS and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 16:49:02] FakeWizard [309/595] has challenged Misza [941/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:00 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/02/16 12:37:51] FakeWizard [279/595] has come upon Nofew [1047/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:12:41 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/03/16 05:45:01] Furry and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 18:05:13] FakeWizard [497/595] has come upon kusuriya [91/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:56:01 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/03/16 20:09:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 17:10:39 from level 55.
[03/03/16 21:58:24] FakeWizard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:40 towards level 55.
[03/05/16 11:30:52] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:23 towards level 55.
[03/06/16 01:07:19] Crazypedia [247/257] has challenged FakeWizard [15/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from Crazypedia's clock.
[03/07/16 03:41:07] freeboson and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/16 11:57:53] FakeWizard [230/595] has challenged Jareeta [777/1064] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:06:26 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/10/16 10:16:30] MadHatter, Pithlit, and SirMonkeybox [150/1581] have team battled tmberg, FakeWizard, and MadMan [1398/2076] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 15:00:48] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:17 towards level 55.
[03/10/16 19:34:54] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:30 towards level 55.
[03/11/16 04:18:06] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:49 towards level 55.
[03/11/16 05:22:55] eva42 [591/1106] has come upon FakeWizard [255/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:25:24 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/11/16 06:40:03] bl4ckscor3 and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 22:17:20] FakeWizard bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:12 towards level 55.
[03/12/16 05:06:44] FakeWizard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:16 towards level 55.
[03/12/16 12:40:38] FakeWizard [417/595] has challenged Furry [360/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:56:06 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/14/16 17:29:49] Diitto and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 20:28:11] Chuck, Milquetoast, and FakeWizard [1123/1934] have team battled soltys, kork, and CornFly [402/1976] and won! 0 days, 02:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 22:55:14] tiwake, AngryParsley, and FakeWizard [1196/2523] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, nitzer, and sjefen6 [129/1602] and won! 0 days, 08:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 01:13:11] Xyrael [420/808] has challenged FakeWizard [101/595] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Xyrael's clock.
[03/15/16 07:03:27] FakeWizard [382/595] has challenged PriceChild [488/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:28 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/15/16 15:06:21] FakeWizard [447/595] has challenged SirMonkeybox [126/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:57 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/15/16 16:16:18] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:34 towards level 55.
[03/16/16 23:17:46] FakeWizard [450/595] has challenged nitzer [18/756] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/17/16 18:49:44] godog [274/669] has come upon FakeWizard [375/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:37 is added to godog's clock.
[03/17/16 23:26:34] ville [492/656] has challenged FakeWizard [591/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:10 is added to ville's clock.
[03/17/16 23:44:19] uhmmm [12/309] has challenged FakeWizard [256/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/18/16 16:38:43] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:07:03 towards level 56.
[03/19/16 12:10:46] FakeWizard [131/595] has come upon BronyDee [32/384] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:38:11 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/20/16 10:59:44] dindinx, Meta, and SynthesizerPatel [2058/2093] have team battled FakeWizard, Firien, and keepermurf [2011/2013] and won! 0 days, 17:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 22:51:40] Pithlit [326/444] has challenged FakeWizard [121/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:00:46 is removed from Pithlit's clock.
[03/21/16 15:19:03] FakeWizard [588/595] has come upon Regnor [304/859] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:10:33 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/21/16 20:39:42] FakeWizard left his weapon out in the rain to rust! FakeWizard's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/16 06:35:48] FakeWizard [45/592] has come upon roxxon [97/108] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:21:24 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/23/16 10:30:37] FakeWizard, Ttech, and Mirc0p [1112/2477] have team battled Kronos, CornFly, and Frogging101 [1713/1917] and lost! 0 days, 06:14:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/16 12:22:10] FakeWizard [452/592] has challenged idisjunction [883/907] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:51 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/26/16 17:36:44] Lios and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/16 20:09:46] FakeWizard [57/592] has come upon dxrt [720/984] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:27 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/27/16 00:25:26] Totengeist and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 03:34:27] Heisenberg and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 16:56:19] FakeWizard [536/592] has come upon Mirc0p [321/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:50:33 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/28/16 20:58:52] FakeWizard [67/592] has challenged Andries [260/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:32 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/29/16 02:55:01] eva42, PiotrekD, and FakeWizard [2159/2284] have team battled JeDaYoshi, vegadark, and dxrt [343/1779] and won! 0 days, 06:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 03:25:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 11:45:49 from level 56.
[03/29/16 09:26:36] blind, vegadark, and Nix [273/1656] have team battled MollyMalone, FakeWizard, and masterme120 [788/1288] and lost! 0 days, 20:12:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/16 10:09:48] FakeWizard [19/592] has come upon MadMan [74/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:24 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/30/16 00:29:02] FakeWizard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:18:52 towards level 56.
[03/30/16 01:10:39] keeper_c, blind, and himuraken [835/2449] have team battled pants, Plasmastar, and FakeWizard [931/1633] and lost! 0 days, 11:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 09:04:43] Xenthys, brycec, and aucg [1312/1553] have team battled Ttech, Bvarne, and FakeWizard [1057/2594] and won! 0 days, 12:06:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 17:16:52] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:07 towards level 56.
[04/02/16 00:34:32] FakeWizard [181/592] has challenged ruan [44/323] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:41:30 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[04/02/16 10:10:09] SudoKing and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 12:22:50] theemstra [167/485] has come upon FakeWizard [12/592] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:19:14 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/05/16 00:08:25] FakeWizard, MollyMalone, and basepi [447/1448] have team battled Pascal, WallIdl, and Kable [599/1699] and lost! 0 days, 06:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 11:13:28] yano [280/589] has come upon FakeWizard [186/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:29:37 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/08/16 08:18:40] Plasmastar and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 21:10:08] Thrayden and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/16 05:37:24] allo [100/459] has challenged FakeWizard [203/556] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:55:04 is added to allo's clock.
[04/09/16 14:04:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 0 days, 14:43:23 toward level 56.
[04/09/16 20:49:03] FakeWizard, sasaniak, and mordac [1315/1593] have team battled woonack, Birdbones, and iovoid [988/1868] and won! 0 days, 00:51:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 03:35:06] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:46 towards level 56.
[04/10/16 05:34:40] FakeWizard [126/556] has challenged vrillusions [528/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[04/11/16 11:27:10] Andries and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/16 20:13:45] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:02 towards level 57.
[04/12/16 08:25:32] Frogging101, PiotrekD, Crazypedia, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/16 19:22:00] FakeWizard [443/556] has come upon aucg [640/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:25:15 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[04/14/16 13:32:04] FakeWizard [516/556] has come upon argus [570/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:08:59 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[04/14/16 15:46:25] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:51:00 towards level 57.
[05/11/16 14:46:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 11 days, 05:10:06 toward level 57.
[05/11/16 22:13:17] SchrodingersScat [389/466] has challenged FakeWizard [54/556] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:02:40 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[05/12/16 10:24:36] Antutuuuuu, zigzag, and Cenhinen [705/1324] have team battled grooverider, FakeWizard, and Milquetoast [1712/2355] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 10:39:42] TauPan and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 09:00:01] FakeWizard [526/556] has come upon nitzer [14/761] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:53:24 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/13/16 12:13:51] FakeWizard [319/556] has come upon MJ94 [276/655] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:05:18 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/16/16 07:06:25] Bvarne and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 03:02:35] FakeWizard [367/556] has challenged Anaxyn [74/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:35:44 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/17/16 03:39:58] suterismus [397/1210] has come upon FakeWizard [318/556] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:21:50 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/17/16 08:25:46] FakeWizard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:00 towards level 57.
[05/17/16 23:59:13] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:48 towards level 57.
[05/18/16 21:52:27] FakeWizard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:39 towards level 57.
[05/20/16 04:27:41] FakeWizard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:11 towards level 57.
[05/21/16 01:22:37] xerox123 [69/301] has challenged FakeWizard [203/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to xerox123's clock.
[05/21/16 04:17:59] himuraken, r00f, and tspange [1356/2270] have team battled jdb, keeper_c, and FakeWizard [1416/2338] and lost! 1 day, 12:49:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/16 10:19:14] FakeWizard [141/562] has challenged everbrew [197/499] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[05/22/16 09:23:21] droogie [516/917] has challenged FakeWizard [287/562] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:40:35 is removed from droogie's clock.
[05/22/16 19:02:48] oooooooooooooooo [169/249] has challenged FakeWizard [18/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[05/23/16 11:21:08] woonack and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 16:35:05] FakeWizard [474/562] has challenged dax [208/403] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:37:01 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/23/16 16:35:05] FakeWizard has dealt dax a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:05:13 is added to dax's clock.
[05/25/16 16:12:26] Lemelisk, hannesenator, and oooooooooooooooo [338/2296] have team battled FakeWizard, buyoq, and DrOfBaconNomics [1405/1585] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 12:20:42] PinkiePie [442/589] has challenged FakeWizard [488/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:22:50 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[05/28/16 20:53:08] FakeWizard slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! FakeWizard's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/16 22:01:14] FakeWizard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:05:05 towards level 58.
[05/30/16 10:47:13] FakeWizard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:20 towards level 58.
[05/30/16 14:47:23] FakeWizard [538/556] has come upon sbp [392/611] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:18:46 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/30/16 23:54:19] Furry, idisjunction, and MetaNova [1665/1951] have team battled theemstra, FakeWizard, and dodobrain [719/1588] and won! 3 days, 16:33:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 06:58:01] MadHatter [455/516] has come upon FakeWizard [203/556] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:02:48 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[05/31/16 11:11:15] droogie [873/917] has challenged FakeWizard [245/556] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from droogie's clock.
[06/01/16 05:34:29] FakeWizard [526/556] has come upon Cenhinen [72/610] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:34:22 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/06/16 06:02:48] yasdorian and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/16 12:40:01] FakeWizard [406/556] has come upon unicron [541/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:46:44 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/07/16 13:32:24] FakeWizard broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:25 from level 58.
[06/07/16 21:48:51] brycec and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 13:20:16] rharwood [31/520] has come upon FakeWizard [87/556] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:25:28 is added to rharwood's clock.
[06/10/16 02:56:55] Agent86, sasaniak, and FakeWizard [195/1756] have team battled Kitlith, Gatewayy, and Onceuponaban [671/1976] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 15:37:01] Satoshi, LordH, and Chuck [866/2080] have team battled FakeWizard, brendan, and MetaNova [288/1999] and won! 1 day, 07:13:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 06:11:50] agrajag, Herb_Tarlek, and Mateusz [96/1931] have team battled FakeWizard, mordac, and dax [598/1527] and lost! 1 day, 05:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 07:11:15] BURUT, FakeWizard, and Shayy [917/1817] have team battled dclaw123, Tratos, and Woona [1367/1738] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/16 02:34:47] FakeWizard [147/556] has challenged brendan [285/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:47 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/12/16 13:08:58] FakeWizard [35/556] has come upon mwhahaha [327/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:31 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/12/16 18:36:13] rolando [118/233] has challenged FakeWizard [473/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to rolando's clock.
[06/13/16 15:06:52] FakeWizard [388/556] has come upon Andries [367/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:24:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/13/16 16:20:18] brycec and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 15:01:48] FakeWizard [467/556] has challenged unicron [652/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/15/16 02:42:14] Darky [576/836] has come upon FakeWizard [210/556] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:24:40 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/15/16 03:04:23] Chuck [387/468] has come upon FakeWizard [400/556] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:30 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/15/16 21:21:16] godog [432/689] has challenged FakeWizard [53/556] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:46:13 is removed from godog's clock.
[06/16/16 08:34:42] FakeWizard [538/556] has come upon damyan [244/798] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:44:41 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/16/16 09:42:06] bheesham [297/402] has challenged FakeWizard [368/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to bheesham's clock.
[06/16/16 13:43:06] FakeWizard, grooverider, and darkmage [106/2392] have team battled MJ94, Kiesteel, and gabriel [747/2503] and lost! 5 days, 08:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/16 16:38:27] Hogofwar [203/261] has challenged FakeWizard [477/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Hogofwar's clock.
[06/17/16 00:45:59] FakeWizard and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/16 13:45:49] FakeWizard lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:08:45 from level 59.
[06/19/16 02:31:05] Crazycatlady, TauPan, and FakeWizard [131/1347] have team battled magnetik, Meta, and elf [859/2172] and lost! 7 days, 04:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/16 02:44:38] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:36:29 towards level 59.
[06/22/16 11:23:03] FakeWizard [206/556] has come upon SirMonkeybox [176/873] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:15:35 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/24/16 18:20:55] Xenthys, Satoshi, and FakeWizard [990/2014] have team battled argus, ChasedSpade, and jwon [1435/1798] and lost! 4 days, 04:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 08:08:58] Sailor_Venus [27/243] has challenged FakeWizard [234/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[06/25/16 09:52:30] FakeWizard [440/556] has come upon argus [178/562] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:25:29 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/25/16 11:47:55] Schmid, rharwood, and Lios [842/1555] have team battled kork, BronyDee, and FakeWizard [378/1361] and won! 0 days, 03:16:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 19:38:02] Sailor_Venus [19/243] has challenged FakeWizard [318/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[06/27/16 02:30:32] FakeWizard [198/556] has come upon rolando [122/307] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:06:23 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/27/16 16:05:37] pants [398/712] has challenged FakeWizard [488/556] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to pants's clock.
[06/27/16 16:47:53] daemoneye and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 10:44:27] Schmid [134/337] has challenged FakeWizard [158/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Schmid's clock.
[06/28/16 23:04:53] FakeWizard [435/556] has come upon sasaniak [225/494] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:10:06 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/29/16 07:57:08] Milquetoast [322/890] has come upon FakeWizard [84/556] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/01/16 04:31:15] FakeWizard [124/556] has challenged dclaw123 [10/345] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:31:24 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[07/01/16 22:43:49] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:27 towards level 59.
[07/03/16 00:55:42] FakeWizard [76/556] has come upon sjefen6 [56/331] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:15:15 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[07/04/16 07:36:23] Woona, robflop, and Majak [48/1229] have team battled Plasmastar, FakeWizard, and Lemelisk [2/2019] and won! 0 days, 08:35:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 07:05:55] aucg [784/953] has challenged FakeWizard [23/556] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:38:38 is removed from aucg's clock.
[07/07/16 06:54:59] yano and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 12:32:15] FakeWizard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:10 from level 59.
[07/07/16 15:25:55] shandor [689/717] has challenged FakeWizard [128/556] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:03:46 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/07/16 18:26:57] FakeWizard [267/556] has challenged buyoq [167/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:28:36 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[07/09/16 06:51:38] FakeWizard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:06 towards level 59.
[07/09/16 09:56:55] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:34 towards level 59.
[07/09/16 22:25:55] FakeWizard [422/556] has challenged Asara [131/1070] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[07/10/16 16:54:46] FakeWizard, mordac, and Diitto [1446/2342] have team battled kier, DoomedExistence, and NoodleCake [791/2072] and won! 4 days, 10:01:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 18:17:02] woonack and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 21:53:44] irix [789/1027] has challenged FakeWizard [521/556] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:47:46 is removed from irix's clock.
[07/11/16 02:18:29] FakeWizard [253/556] has come upon stonehammer [5/355] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:23:32 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[07/11/16 17:19:04] Zaratustra and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/16 09:40:23] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:33 towards level 60.
[07/13/16 17:32:23] FakeWizard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:56:02 towards level 60.
[07/16/16 22:43:40] dwfreed and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/16 15:11:03] pants, FakeWizard, and stonehammer [805/1664] have team battled KyloRen, vegadark, and abra0 [536/1705] and won! 0 days, 19:06:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/16 16:42:57] jenksy, Jim, and FakeWizard [562/1666] have team battled Kronos, MetaNova, and fangfufu [1135/1423] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 19:25:08] woonack, Xenthys, and Jagon [460/1765] have team battled FakeWizard, Lemelisk, and PersonalJ [214/2412] and won! 0 days, 06:30:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 05:45:23] FakeWizard [43/561] has come upon Agent86 [86/586] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:45:21 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[07/18/16 12:27:25] FakeWizard [234/561] has challenged Gatewayy [295/868] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[07/19/16 17:36:25] FakeWizard [292/561] has come upon strugart [835/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:08:51 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[07/21/16 04:18:38] DoomedExistence [155/637] has challenged FakeWizard [462/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[07/21/16 22:11:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 10 days, 02:32:29 toward level 60.
[07/22/16 10:55:10] FakeWizard [21/561] has come upon zid [497/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:54 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[07/22/16 12:07:06] shandor [128/717] has challenged FakeWizard [514/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:17:37 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/23/16 22:41:43] Adar and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 01:47:25] Adar and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 20:26:29] cudaman73, zid, and eva42 [2097/2464] have team battled FakeWizard, Bvarne, and dclaw123 [347/1624] and won! 0 days, 09:44:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 07:08:10] FakeWizard [235/561] has challenged theemstra [672/733] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[07/26/16 15:17:45] JeDaYoshi [55/401] has challenged FakeWizard [552/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to JeDaYoshi's clock.
[07/27/16 19:55:54] blind [221/782] has challenged FakeWizard [245/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:47:45 is added to blind's clock.
[07/28/16 17:38:41] FakeWizard, allo, and irix [1565/2060] have team battled Lenny, Mjolnir, and Kalinakov [439/2110] and won! 1 day, 03:41:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 11:08:24] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:53:54 towards level 61.
[07/30/16 14:30:37] Zye [415/694] has come upon FakeWizard [195/561] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:10:04 is removed from Zye's clock.
[07/31/16 09:15:52] FakeWizard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:13:15 towards level 61.
[08/01/16 17:41:16] DoomedExistence [352/641] has challenged FakeWizard [400/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:19:47 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[08/04/16 16:16:04] damyan, Heisenberg, cudaman73, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/16 17:33:44] kenyon and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/16 15:36:26] FakeWizard [65/565] has challenged Cameron_D [330/1110] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:24:29 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/07/16 23:07:52] FakeWizard [278/565] has come upon soltys [392/619] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:11:03 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/08/16 00:29:28] FakeWizard [2/565] has come upon PriceChild [591/649] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:56:18 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/08/16 10:37:51] FakeWizard [161/565] has come upon idisjunction [932/1036] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:22:01 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/08/16 16:46:29] FakeWizard [557/565] has challenged TauPan [146/305] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:34:44 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/09/16 04:59:29] FakeWizard and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/16 17:01:38] Adar [470/579] has come upon FakeWizard [496/565] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:21:52 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/10/16 02:17:31] Crazycatlady, argus, and SlowRiot [1601/1993] have team battled FakeWizard, Agent86, and vBm [796/1672] and won! 3 days, 03:00:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/16 11:15:59] blizgerg, FakeWizard, and Oooooog [1287/1926] have team battled Mateusz, dwfreed, and pants [958/1971] and won! 0 days, 17:31:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/16 19:25:34] FakeWizard [328/565] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [96/496] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:07:44 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/12/16 22:48:21] FakeWizard was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:52:20 from level 61.
[08/12/16 23:46:45] FakeWizard [45/565] has come upon Milquetoast [818/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:01:55 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/13/16 14:56:19] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:02 towards level 61.
[08/15/16 01:49:04] Pascal and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 11:42:40] Darky [757/853] has come upon FakeWizard [447/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:45:15 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/17/16 12:13:21] FakeWizard [61/565] has come upon Bkid [389/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:25:14 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/17/16 22:03:11] FakeWizard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:05 towards level 61.
[08/20/16 15:26:08] FakeWizard was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:39 from level 61.
[08/21/16 17:18:20] FakeWizard slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! FakeWizard's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/16 07:27:58] FakeWizard [498/561] has come upon blizgerg [430/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:06:04 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/23/16 08:15:44] FakeWizard [159/561] has come upon vox [581/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:17:05 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/23/16 09:35:15] IdleMaster [115/494] has challenged FakeWizard [298/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:22 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/25/16 07:06:43] FakeWizard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:09 towards level 61.
[08/25/16 09:59:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 3 days, 12:13:11 toward level 61.
[08/25/16 23:01:23] FakeWizard [237/561] has come upon strugart [209/874] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:32 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/26/16 00:37:35] FakeWizard [145/561] has come upon freeboson [577/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:11 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/26/16 07:01:17] FakeWizard [8/561] has challenged Brainiac [557/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:17 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/27/16 02:29:22] PersonalJ, Evrial, and sjefen6 [423/1744] have team battled FakeWizard, Reilly, and Mithkabob [235/1277] and won! 2 days, 04:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 05:19:32] FakeWizard [382/561] has come upon yur [69/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:52 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/27/16 14:12:35] FakeWizard [369/561] has challenged Furry [407/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:43 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/27/16 19:55:53] FakeWizard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:09 towards level 61.
[08/28/16 02:38:46] FakeWizard [484/591] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [43/496] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/28/16 16:54:20] SN4T14, gabriel, and fangfufu [1089/2023] have team battled FakeWizard, Gatewayy, and suterismus [56/2690] and won! 0 days, 00:38:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 11:32:29] FakeWizard [354/591] has challenged stonehammer [116/840] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:16:45 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/30/16 22:12:10] Evrial [8/635] has come upon FakeWizard [253/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:21:24 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/31/16 00:36:37] FakeWizard [509/591] has come upon h00k [670/897] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:17:27 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/31/16 06:00:39] FakeWizard [394/591] has challenged Boohbah [476/725] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:04:47 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/31/16 21:30:54] SirMonkeybox and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 20:09:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 19 days, 07:12:39 toward level 62.
[09/01/16 22:14:30] FakeWizard [488/591] has challenged Agent86 [554/585] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:24:24 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[09/02/16 03:49:42] FakeWizard [513/591] has come upon kenyon [91/1381] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:58:39 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/02/16 11:13:57] Xenthys and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/16 12:02:56] FakeWizard [423/591] has come upon arlen [231/1001] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:22:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/02/16 17:07:02] Birdbones, Misza, and FakeWizard [1179/2496] have team battled shandor, ryushe, and ruan [541/1996] and won! 0 days, 19:48:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 10:26:44] FakeWizard [170/591] has challenged h00k [699/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:32:13 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[09/03/16 14:41:23] dwfreed, Lemelisk, and FakeWizard [1056/2236] have team battled Ttech, Milquetoast, and suterismus [1983/3551] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/16 06:55:51] Lemelisk [506/1139] has challenged FakeWizard [119/591] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[09/04/16 13:10:28] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:10:46 towards level 62.
[09/04/16 14:08:34] Pithlit, SlowRiot, and Brainiac [1651/2123] have team battled FakeWizard, WallIdl, and Doctor [895/2289] and won! 2 days, 02:02:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 18:01:00] LukeLR [128/237] has challenged FakeWizard [422/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[09/06/16 01:37:03] Zaratustra and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 00:03:18] Agent86 [563/585] has challenged FakeWizard [260/591] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[09/07/16 09:32:48] FakeWizard sharpened the edge of his weapon! FakeWizard's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/16 14:43:15] arlen and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 20:09:59] FakeWizard [138/592] has come upon Slick [45/300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:55:08 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/08/16 19:24:55] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:36 towards level 62.
[09/09/16 19:42:36] bl4ckscor3, gabriel, and Cenhinen [1809/2312] have team battled FakeWizard, CrowZero, and Gatewayy [1707/1879] and won! 2 days, 23:40:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 04:12:57] FakeWizard [305/592] has come upon cirdan [65/778] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:55:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/10/16 18:00:22] FakeWizard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:12 from level 62.
[09/10/16 18:53:45] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:15 towards level 62.
[09/10/16 19:21:42] yano [285/653] has come upon FakeWizard [322/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:48:27 is added to yano's clock.
[09/10/16 20:04:03] FakeWizard [502/592] has come upon sjefen6 [1/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:41:55 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/11/16 05:22:15] grooverider, Diitto, and Woona [588/2711] have team battled kenyon, Ttech, and FakeWizard [529/3379] and won! 0 days, 09:27:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/16 12:42:12] HeavyPodda, h00k, and sasaniak [1654/2309] have team battled FakeWizard, SirMonkeybox, and Pithlit [42/1943] and won! 0 days, 02:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/16 11:02:02] FakeWizard was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:15 from level 62.
[09/13/16 15:13:48] FakeWizard [561/592] has challenged gabriel [8/1133] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/13/16 15:13:48] FakeWizard has dealt gabriel a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:08:58 is added to gabriel's clock.
[09/14/16 09:54:51] FakeWizard [566/592] has come upon woonack [289/455] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:46:21 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/14/16 10:05:16] Xenthys, FakeWizard, and sjefen6 [1139/1663] have team battled ryushe, iViLe, and Pithlit [1206/2384] and lost! 0 days, 22:47:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/16 11:11:27] FakeWizard misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:43:18 from level 63.
[09/15/16 19:16:41] BURUT [73/916] has challenged FakeWizard [229/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:20:09 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/17/16 10:04:11] FakeWizard and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/16 01:35:59] FakeWizard [115/592] has challenged Jim [244/411] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:41:53 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[09/18/16 15:41:12] FakeWizard [197/592] has challenged venialskink [37/163] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:52:29 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/19/16 13:50:47] FakeWizard [150/592] has come upon jenksy [168/876] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:22:54 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[09/20/16 08:22:14] Relayer, Jim, and FakeWizard [928/1365] have team battled LukeLR, yond, and abra0 [804/2338] and won! 0 days, 02:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 06:37:34] tmberg, kork, and FakeWizard [1074/1696] have team battled jenksy, SlowRiot, and Thorwald [1125/2010] and lost! 3 days, 15:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 22:19:16] pfoley [190/640] has challenged FakeWizard [0/592] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:18:30 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[09/23/16 06:12:45] bl4ckscor3 [230/535] has come upon FakeWizard [506/592] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:49:15 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/23/16 14:38:33] SynthesizerPatel [544/827] has challenged FakeWizard [32/592] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/23/16 16:59:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 19 days, 13:29:21 toward level 63.
[09/23/16 21:26:14] zankore stole FakeWizard's level 55 set of leggings while they were sleeping! zankore leaves his old level 45 set of leggings behind, which FakeWizard then takes.
[09/28/16 05:26:17] Lios [342/860] has challenged FakeWizard [534/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:20:36 is added to Lios's clock.
[09/28/16 15:57:46] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:55 towards level 63.
[09/29/16 01:12:31] moffz0r, Darky, and FakeWizard [910/1649] have team battled allo, IndigoTiger, and elf [1343/1888] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/16 04:39:23] FakeWizard met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:35:41 from level 63.
[10/01/16 13:53:37] kenyon [394/1086] has come upon FakeWizard [314/581] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:17:33 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/02/16 18:55:52] Chuck [305/481] has come upon FakeWizard [148/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:00 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[10/03/16 03:05:42] Cameron_D [659/1113] has challenged FakeWizard [76/581] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:54:02 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/03/16 12:08:52] FakeWizard [519/581] has challenged PinkiePie [212/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:41:04 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[10/05/16 13:12:55] FakeWizard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:59 towards level 63.
[10/06/16 00:10:26] gabriel and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/16 13:54:03] Bl4ckD34tH stole FakeWizard's level 45 helm while they were sleeping! Bl4ckD34tH leaves his old level 43 helm behind, which FakeWizard then takes.
[10/18/16 22:43:15] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:25 towards level 63.
[10/19/16 22:55:33] FakeWizard [118/579] has challenged himuraken [110/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:35:22 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[10/20/16 03:08:05] FakeWizard [440/579] has come upon Captain_Chaos [4/300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:36:06 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[10/21/16 07:37:19] Woona, astropoint, and LordH [1437/2396] have team battled FakeWizard, PiotrekD, and idisjunction [589/2299] and won! 0 days, 23:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/16 16:59:01] robochot, Boohbah, and DoomedExistence [795/1830] have team battled Pokota, FakeWizard, and vBm [254/1704] and won! 1 day, 00:31:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 06:27:01] bete_noire [44/218] has challenged FakeWizard [514/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[10/22/16 13:38:53] jeffl35 and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/16 06:21:04] blind, MrGlass, and tmberg [1908/2131] have team battled Reilly, elf, and FakeWizard [245/1884] and won! 2 days, 03:19:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 02:41:46] FakeWizard [156/629] has challenged Cameron_D [901/1113] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/24/16 20:26:53] FakeWizard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:47:54 towards level 64.
[10/25/16 13:46:28] Firien [232/899] has challenged FakeWizard [455/629] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:17:26 is added to Firien's clock.
[10/26/16 07:09:03] FakeWizard and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/16 12:17:39] FakeWizard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:26:21 towards level 64.
[10/27/16 14:45:01] Mylon [103/106] has challenged FakeWizard [526/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Mylon's clock.
[10/27/16 15:07:33] Fluttershy, blind, and FakeWizard [95/2496] have team battled jenksy, Mithkabob, and Enthiendor [1370/1664] and lost! 1 day, 01:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/16 19:23:20] Agent86 and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/16 04:51:45] FakeWizard [446/629] has challenged zankore [474/763] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:58:35 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/30/16 10:51:06] FakeWizard and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 04:20:15] Satoshi, Ttech, and daemoneye [2740/3000] have team battled pixelate, arlen, and FakeWizard [2087/2135] and won! 1 day, 15:15:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 14:42:30] FakeWizard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:19:14 from level 64.
[11/02/16 22:15:03] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 00:22:09] FakeWizard [400/629] has come upon Satoshi [173/780] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:13:01 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/03/16 14:38:43] FakeWizard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:47 towards level 64.
[11/03/16 18:08:11] FakeWizard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:15:44 from level 64.
[11/04/16 22:45:49] FakeWizard, RBecker, and dwfreed [33/1934] have team battled allo, pants, and Ironhoof [1361/1996] and lost! 0 days, 22:24:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/16 12:18:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 4 days, 05:35:53 toward level 64.
[11/07/16 14:44:33] bete_noire [28/451] has challenged FakeWizard [391/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[11/08/16 17:25:21] Firien [151/899] has challenged FakeWizard [138/629] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:04:28 is removed from Firien's clock.
[11/09/16 00:26:10] FakeWizard [434/629] has come upon holloway [248/502] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:23:51 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/09/16 04:29:20] yawgmoth [333/525] has challenged FakeWizard [428/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:11:13 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[11/11/16 14:46:15] FakeWizard, Lemelisk, keepermurf, and IndigoTiger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/16 21:22:58] FakeWizard [368/629] has come upon sasaniak [251/516] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:22:35 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/11/16 22:15:07] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:14 towards level 64.
[11/11/16 22:43:07] FakeWizard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:26 towards level 64.
[11/12/16 04:58:23] FakeWizard [267/629] has challenged JeDaYoshi [295/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:27:40 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/15/16 06:26:34] Babar [911/946] has challenged FakeWizard [33/629] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:11:55 is removed from Babar's clock.
[11/17/16 21:27:53] SlowRiot, PersonalJ, and Eldoreth [1677/2319] have team battled Sir_Lemming, FakeWizard, and pfoley [1352/1850] and won! 1 day, 09:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 02:35:46] FakeWizard and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 22:49:10] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 08:17:12] elbie and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/16 04:10:56] FakeWizard reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! FakeWizard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/16 05:13:04] roy, FakeWizard, and jenksy [1047/2035] have team battled XenGi, Asara, and Oooooog [1620/2553] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 12:48:32] darkmage [258/992] has come upon FakeWizard [395/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:16:47 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/21/16 16:25:33] Xenthys and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/16 05:49:20] FakeWizard [374/633] has come upon MJ94 [65/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:17 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/22/16 05:49:20] FakeWizard has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:41:37 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/23/16 00:35:22] FakeWizard [26/633] has challenged sjefen6 [193/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/23/16 04:10:30] godog, FakeWizard, vegadark, and Plasmastar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/16 09:02:55] FakeWizard [446/633] has challenged ruan [38/411] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/23/16 17:51:02] FakeWizard [584/633] has come upon WallIdl [277/800] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:57:03 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/23/16 20:23:14] Fudster [165/278] has challenged FakeWizard [89/633] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from Fudster's clock.
[11/24/16 12:09:31] pants, FakeWizard, and Brainiac [388/2070] have team battled theZoMBiE, woonack, and MadMan [1676/2001] and lost! 1 day, 05:04:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 19:06:31] FakeWizard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:30:17 towards level 65.
[11/25/16 08:57:17] FakeWizard [334/633] has challenged dwfreed [440/525] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:27:37 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/25/16 16:08:26] KeboDK [277/844] has come upon FakeWizard [232/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:47:11 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[11/27/16 01:56:30] FakeWizard [55/633] has come upon Birdbones [378/968] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:01:19 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/27/16 14:29:07] FakeWizard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:24:05 from level 65.
[11/27/16 16:57:48] VoidFox [103/630] has come upon FakeWizard [456/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:55 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[11/29/16 06:52:42] MontyZuma, dindinx, and kier [734/2358] have team battled Killerkid, FakeWizard, and shymega [603/1929] and won! 3 days, 01:28:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/16 11:46:21] FakeWizard [541/633] has come upon Virtual [175/569] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:45:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/29/16 12:43:52] arg8bluefan [28/104] has challenged FakeWizard [13/633] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:46 is removed from arg8bluefan's clock.
[12/02/16 12:21:59] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:17:20 towards level 65.
[12/02/16 12:46:05] FakeWizard and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 14:05:47] kenyon [610/1093] has challenged FakeWizard [378/633] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:35:04 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/02/16 23:22:09] FakeWizard [289/633] has come upon dtype [54/325] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:50:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/03/16 06:29:02] FakeWizard [284/633] has come upon zid [181/841] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:00:06 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/03/16 11:58:27] FakeWizard [253/633] has come upon Ironhoof [779/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:22:35 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/04/16 03:53:59] FakeWizard [170/633] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [169/575] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:19:04 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/04/16 16:25:31] KeboDK [130/867] has challenged FakeWizard [421/633] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:00 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[12/05/16 11:33:16] FakeWizard [605/633] has challenged Chuck [119/481] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:50:42 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/05/16 17:18:18] FakeWizard [516/633] has come upon IdleMaster [203/492] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:48:13 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/06/16 22:07:49] FakeWizard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:18 towards level 65.
[12/07/16 11:52:54] FakeWizard [545/633] has challenged rt [358/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:31:16 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/07/16 21:59:17] PinkiePie [415/718] has come upon FakeWizard [467/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:15 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[12/08/16 17:07:41] khmerboy [18/246] has come upon FakeWizard [530/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:30 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/08/16 18:08:07] FakeWizard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:22 towards level 65.
[12/10/16 16:23:26] VoidFox [207/633] has challenged FakeWizard [487/633] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:05:13 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[12/11/16 09:40:43] VoidFox [465/633] has come upon FakeWizard [50/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:34:56 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[12/11/16 17:53:35] ville, SynthesizerPatel, and soltys [760/2276] have team battled pants, Hydrogenum, and FakeWizard [460/1798] and won! 4 days, 12:38:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 01:59:27] FakeWizard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:00 from level 65.
[12/13/16 02:08:39] jenksy, sasaniak, and FakeWizard [653/2083] have team battled CornFly, Sundance, and eva42 [1552/2644] and lost! 0 days, 21:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 17:11:34] FakeWizard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:21 towards level 65.
[12/14/16 02:56:06] FakeWizard [17/633] has challenged grooverider [162/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:16 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/14/16 17:56:29] FakeWizard [509/633] has come upon Sixbierehomme [12/715] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:14:48 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/15/16 21:08:58] FakeWizard [588/633] has come upon Taffer [418/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:18:38 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/16/16 07:33:55] dodobrain, FakeWizard, and GilbertErik [1822/2032] have team battled kensington, basepi, and mwhahaha [1075/2053] and won! 0 days, 09:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 10:22:49] AbacusAvenger [36/526] has come upon FakeWizard [500/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:27 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/16/16 15:20:18] FakeWizard [555/633] has challenged roy [298/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:59:40 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/16/16 15:44:31] Heisenberg [553/843] has come upon FakeWizard [75/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/16 12:11:00] FakeWizard and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 01:23:43] AbacusAvenger [408/526] has come upon FakeWizard [251/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:49:34 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/18/16 18:15:22] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:21 towards level 65.
[12/18/16 23:16:24] vrillusions, Sixbierehomme, and FakeWizard [367/2367] have team battled desspugne, Shr3k, and sjefen6 [739/1916] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/16 01:19:12] FakeWizard [324/633] has challenged bootdisk [112/598] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/19/16 01:19:12] In the fierce battle, bootdisk dropped his level 186 weapon! FakeWizard picks it up, tossing his old level 12 weapon to bootdisk.
[12/19/16 19:25:22] Xenthys, FakeWizard, and roy [654/2015] have team battled abra0, Doctor, and xxyoloswaggerxx [932/2003] and lost! 4 days, 14:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 01:11:18] FakeWizard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:09:00 towards level 66.
[12/20/16 01:52:45] XJR-9 [32/703] has challenged FakeWizard [806/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:31:05 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[12/20/16 18:59:38] blizgerg [298/843] has challenged FakeWizard [674/825] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:02:19 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/21/16 15:52:18] FakeWizard [108/825] has come upon Meta [750/905] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:16:39 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/22/16 01:11:50] FakeWizard [354/825] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [441/1012] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:38:34 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/22/16 21:14:47] FakeWizard, vegadark, and jenksy [376/2211] have team battled Sixbierehomme, abra0, and Euronur [485/1970] and lost! 0 days, 16:54:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/16 22:16:09] FakeWizard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:34:33 towards level 66.
[12/24/16 05:50:48] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 11:32:30] Birdbones [331/961] has challenged FakeWizard [104/825] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:32:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/26/16 07:48:28] Lios [535/885] has challenged FakeWizard [202/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:20:41 is removed from Lios's clock.
[12/26/16 10:58:55] woonack, FakeWizard, and freeboson [491/1905] have team battled Darky, Sixbierehomme, and Cameron_D [685/2819] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/16 15:59:32] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/16 23:53:49] canton7 and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 07:18:49] Birdbones, FakeWizard, and XJR-9 [1600/2489] have team battled glook, IndigoTiger, and Darky [694/2235] and won! 3 days, 18:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 01:48:37] FakeWizard [75/825] has come upon Jareeta [839/1074] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:26:15 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/31/16 21:21:21] FakeWizard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:03 towards level 66.
[01/01/17 07:40:39] bootdisk [114/422] has challenged FakeWizard [816/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:10 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[01/01/17 08:49:06] sjefen6, Cameron_D, and Globalirc [544/2312] have team battled Firien, FakeWizard, and MJ94 [272/2646] and won! 0 days, 02:30:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 12:20:25] FakeWizard [792/825] has come upon MJ94 [43/915] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:43:55 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/02/17 14:51:51] Levivig [151/553] has challenged FakeWizard [50/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:57:52 is removed from Levivig's clock.
[01/02/17 23:55:03] sjums_the_great [102/480] has challenged FakeWizard [523/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:43:00 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/03/17 01:38:18] Jareeta, bigjay, and FakeWizard [2874/2934] have team battled Cenhinen, CornFly, and JensRex [981/2328] and won! 0 days, 20:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/17 15:39:49] FakeWizard [816/825] has come upon pixelate [427/503] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:47:13 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/04/17 10:48:28] FakeWizard [285/825] has come upon Plasmastar [89/309] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:34:56 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/04/17 17:33:57] Mordraan [350/372] has challenged FakeWizard [42/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from Mordraan's clock.
[01/04/17 19:50:49] FakeWizard [368/825] has come upon Virtual [581/638] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:18 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/04/17 20:13:43] FakeWizard [7/825] has challenged pixelate [293/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:08 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/06/17 03:36:06] FakeWizard [371/825] has come upon Str1ngS [263/556] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:00:44 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/06/17 04:25:42] FakeWizard [19/825] has challenged RBecker [227/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:10:30 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/06/17 17:12:37] FakeWizard, Killerkid, and allo [1735/2226] have team battled Realmy, zid, and max [1880/2343] and lost! 2 days, 22:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/17 19:27:32] FakeWizard [97/825] has come upon Plasmastar [17/309] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:39:31 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/07/17 22:40:58] FakeWizard [724/825] has challenged D-NICE [321/811] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:16:03 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/08/17 12:46:09] FakeWizard [136/825] has challenged Sixbierehomme [552/723] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:49:47 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/09/17 13:55:35] FakeWizard [763/825] has challenged zankore [266/761] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:02:11 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/09/17 17:48:34] FakeWizard and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 18:24:00] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:28 towards level 66.
[01/11/17 16:12:50] SchrodingersScat and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 04:18:51] Crazycatlady [358/447] has challenged FakeWizard [127/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:45 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/12/17 04:18:51] In the fierce battle, FakeWizard dropped his level 80 charm! Crazycatlady picks it up, tossing his old level 28 charm to FakeWizard.
[01/13/17 20:50:49] FakeWizard spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! FakeWizard's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/17 16:47:42] FakeWizard [55/761] has come upon canton7 [91/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:50 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/15/17 20:37:44] RBecker [629/798] has come upon FakeWizard [216/761] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:05:00 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[01/16/17 05:54:30] Cypher [159/1078] has challenged FakeWizard [612/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[01/16/17 08:23:57] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:35 towards level 66.
[01/16/17 10:05:00] Adar and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/17 18:06:45] blizgerg, FakeWizard, and Tzic [138/2459] have team battled holloway, MetaNova, and Meta [379/2009] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 06:53:56] FakeWizard, archlich, and elbie [1045/1808] have team battled dxrt, qbit, and dodobrain [268/2207] and won! 0 days, 16:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 13:53:19] Mirc0p [195/485] has come upon FakeWizard [330/761] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:27:40 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/18/17 10:51:23] Woona [48/864] has come upon FakeWizard [89/761] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:58:50 is added to Woona's clock.
[01/18/17 12:05:48] arlen [739/935] has come upon FakeWizard [212/761] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:08:54 is removed from arlen's clock.
[01/18/17 19:30:59] gabriel [268/1056] has come upon FakeWizard [536/761] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:04:14 is added to gabriel's clock.
[01/19/17 11:36:58] vrillusions [61/1011] has come upon FakeWizard [475/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:23 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[01/19/17 17:29:16] FakeWizard [158/761] has come upon shandor [112/622] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:48 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/20/17 14:56:51] Bokkie, FakeWizard, and Crazycatlady [873/1882] have team battled V`ger, blind, and hannesenator [1428/2287] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 16:03:21] FakeWizard [433/761] has challenged Globalirc [113/640] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/21/17 01:12:15] basepi [627/842] has come upon FakeWizard [742/761] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:33:25 is added to basepi's clock.
[01/21/17 05:50:42] Gizmokid2005, Eldoreth, and Oooooog [861/2046] have team battled Virtual, Killerkid, and FakeWizard [2098/2339] and lost! 1 day, 21:16:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 01:25:03] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:58:16 towards level 67.
[01/22/17 12:02:54] FakeWizard walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:41:51 from level 67.
[01/22/17 21:41:35] FakeWizard was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:00:45 from level 67.
[01/23/17 08:35:09] damyan, FakeWizard, and HeavyPodda [1498/2796] have team battled tmberg, shandor, and gabriel [2191/2491] and lost! 3 days, 15:28:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/17 13:49:08] AbacusAvenger [533/817] has come upon FakeWizard [334/761] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:35:47 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[01/23/17 13:59:07] Tenorman [395/1068] has challenged FakeWizard [174/761] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:30:02 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/26/17 00:47:24] Str1ngS, Doctor, FakeWizard, and Mithkabob have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/17 13:36:44] FakeWizard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:45:02 towards level 67.
[01/27/17 18:35:24] FakeWizard [390/761] has challenged tmberg [32/813] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:14:16 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/28/17 14:56:27] FakeWizard [117/761] has come upon gabriel [204/1056] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:04:33 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/31/17 18:56:06] FakeWizard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:56 towards level 67.
[02/01/17 05:30:12] FakeWizard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:21:49 towards level 67.
[02/01/17 06:50:30] FakeWizard and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 14:49:05] FakeWizard [38/761] has challenged blind [42/787] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:38:26 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/02/17 22:55:30] Ironhoof, irix, and zankore [1610/2624] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, hannesenator, and FakeWizard [2434/2446] and lost! 0 days, 10:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/17 16:24:03] gabriel and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 00:09:10] Fattyeater [82/491] has challenged FakeWizard [426/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:56 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/05/17 19:18:48] Furry and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 19:52:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 05:04:24 from level 67.
[02/09/17 08:41:11] fwilson [33/557] has challenged FakeWizard [468/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to fwilson's clock.
[02/10/17 10:35:17] FakeWizard [562/761] has come upon qbit [161/405] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:18:38 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/10/17 21:04:00] vox, Milquetoast, and Bokkie [763/2618] have team battled arlen, JuanMaestro, and FakeWizard [1928/2249] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/17 22:17:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 2 days, 10:05:18 toward level 67.
[02/10/17 23:19:00] tmberg, Fattyeater, and theZoMBiE [1594/2263] have team battled FakeWizard, PinkiePie, and ohnx [989/1844] and won! 0 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 09:02:54] Lemelisk [621/1147] has challenged FakeWizard [122/761] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:46:17 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/11/17 20:06:46] pixelate [176/503] has challenged FakeWizard [685/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:30 is added to pixelate's clock.
[02/13/17 04:57:44] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:39 towards level 67.
[02/13/17 06:21:16] FakeWizard [115/761] has come upon theZoMBiE [146/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:26:19 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/14/17 04:23:27] FakeWizard [534/761] has come upon dindinx [256/431] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:52:46 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/15/17 12:32:02] FakeWizard [71/761] has challenged petrichor [38/623] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:50:28 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/15/17 12:34:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 0 days, 18:42:19 toward level 67.
[02/15/17 14:32:41] FakeWizard [722/761] has challenged sjefen6 [76/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:33:42 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/15/17 20:50:21] Sixbierehomme, FakeWizard, blizgerg, and PiotrekD have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/17 17:57:18] RedW [677/874] has challenged FakeWizard [213/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:09 is removed from RedW's clock.
[02/18/17 17:57:18] In the fierce battle, FakeWizard dropped his level 73 ring! RedW picks it up, tossing his old level 60 ring to FakeWizard.
[02/19/17 09:02:13] FakeWizard [364/746] has challenged dclaw123 [218/822] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:37 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/19/17 14:14:39] Gatewayy, LordH, and Agent86 [1736/2268] have team battled FakeWizard, IndigoTiger, and shandor [338/2368] and won! 2 days, 04:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/17 16:58:21] stonehammer, FakeWizard, blind, and MetaNova have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/17 09:46:48] grdryn stole FakeWizard's level 45 set of leggings while they were sleeping! grdryn leaves his old level 27 set of leggings behind, which FakeWizard then takes.
[02/21/17 04:03:56] FakeWizard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:26 towards level 67.
[02/21/17 14:54:31] FakeWizard spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! FakeWizard's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/21/17 15:26:17] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:05 towards level 67.
[02/21/17 15:30:21] unicron, Jareeta, and MetaNova [944/2210] have team battled FakeWizard, XF, and tspange [892/1810] and won! 0 days, 14:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/17 09:18:52] FakeWizard [207/721] has come upon ohnx [304/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:17 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/24/17 09:46:40] SchrodingersScat and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/17 18:51:19] FakeWizard [239/721] has challenged tmberg [591/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:09 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/25/17 00:53:20] sphere_au [140/378] has challenged FakeWizard [206/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:21 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[02/25/17 16:58:21] FakeWizard [702/716] has challenged HeavyPodda [361/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:16:47 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/25/17 19:54:30] FakeWizard and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/17 00:55:11] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:56 towards level 67.
[02/26/17 02:01:04] FakeWizard [537/716] has challenged abra0 [680/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:58 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/26/17 07:22:26] FakeWizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:52 towards level 67.
[02/27/17 04:49:16] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:43 towards level 67.
[02/27/17 19:56:30] FakeWizard [80/716] has challenged Crazycatlady [421/541] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/27/17 22:15:37] shandor and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 23:52:43] allo [328/486] has come upon FakeWizard [562/716] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:19:35 is added to allo's clock.
[02/28/17 15:14:18] FakeWizard [712/716] has challenged D.Va [112/200] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:34:51 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[02/28/17 15:25:39] FakeWizard [231/716] has come upon lipek [725/1176] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:35:12 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/02/17 19:19:36] FakeWizard [117/716] has come upon sasaniak [0/500] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:23:09 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/02/17 20:45:40] FakeWizard lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:48:39 from level 68.
[03/02/17 23:34:54] liara [77/165] has challenged FakeWizard [714/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to liara's clock.
[03/03/17 07:32:05] FakeWizard [445/716] has come upon brendan [675/1122] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:53:46 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/03/17 20:38:02] elbie [326/605] has challenged FakeWizard [60/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/04/17 03:55:11] FakeWizard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:45 towards level 68.
[03/05/17 18:53:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 7 days, 22:16:38 toward level 68.
[03/06/17 08:56:16] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 21:26:22] FakeWizard [108/716] has come upon Ttech [1263/1417] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:38:20 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/09/17 06:46:14] FakeWizard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:28:46 towards level 68.
[03/09/17 12:48:55] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:08:12 towards level 68.
[03/10/17 09:59:41] FakeWizard [90/716] has come upon Bvarne [351/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:27:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/11/17 02:04:38] FakeWizard [552/716] has come upon MadMan [785/788] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:09:30 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/11/17 18:15:45] FakeWizard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:22 towards level 68.
[03/12/17 18:22:04] FakeWizard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:31:12 from level 68.
[03/13/17 14:54:19] Crazycatlady [371/550] has come upon FakeWizard [343/716] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:53:34 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/15/17 06:08:14] suterismus [310/1270] has come upon FakeWizard [75/698] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 01:14:11 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/15/17 06:08:14] suterismus has dealt FakeWizard a Critical Strike! 6 days, 18:57:47 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/15/17 16:07:44] FakeWizard [448/698] has come upon irix [205/1071] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:30:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/16/17 13:24:22] ehjax [117/139] has challenged FakeWizard [426/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to ehjax's clock.
[03/19/17 04:18:58] yasdorian and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 00:52:21] FakeWizard [283/698] has challenged MadMan [725/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:50:53 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/20/17 05:26:24] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:19 towards level 68.
[03/21/17 03:57:30] FakeWizard fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:56:07 from level 68.
[03/21/17 05:48:09] FakeWizard and PriceChild have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 01:06:22] Zaratustra, Meta, and Cypher [2095/2848] have team battled irix, FakeWizard, and Heisenberg [363/2621] and won! 2 days, 02:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 03:43:21] shandor and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 06:28:43] Sundance and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 09:51:59] FakeWizard and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 01:03:19] FakeWizard, kenyon, and simple [434/2480] have team battled Darky, Ladon, and NoodleCake [105/2625] and won! 3 days, 09:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 10:22:51] max, tmberg, and FakeWizard [2133/2339] have team battled Virtual, stvc, and abra0 [30/1769] and won! 2 days, 15:26:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 00:07:28] FakeWizard [444/698] has come upon Socks [59/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:12:02 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/28/17 23:05:20] FakeWizard, JuanMaestro, and liara [461/1626] have team battled borsin, Taffer, and Mithkabob [826/1675] and lost! 0 days, 20:54:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 09:06:49] FakeWizard [237/698] has come upon Syloq [247/287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:52:18 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/29/17 12:06:13] FakeWizard [439/698] has come upon abra0 [229/827] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:31:19 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/30/17 09:49:41] ncarl747, max, and theemstra [1904/2414] have team battled FakeWizard, fattrat, and kork [1629/2086] and won! 0 days, 08:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 14:02:48] robox [32/710] has come upon FakeWizard [190/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:33 is added to robox's clock.
[03/30/17 18:40:28] FakeWizard walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:31 from level 68.
[03/31/17 05:34:00] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:28 towards level 68.
[03/31/17 13:43:56] FakeWizard fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:16 from level 68.
[04/01/17 22:06:09] brycec and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/17 03:51:44] FakeWizard and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 03:09:00] Asara, ncarl747, and sjums_the_great [214/2220] have team battled brycec, Lios, and FakeWizard [76/2264] and won! 0 days, 01:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 16:19:11] FakeWizard had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:18 towards level 68.
[04/06/17 17:58:41] FakeWizard [577/698] has come upon irix [521/1051] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:54 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[04/06/17 20:36:58] FakeWizard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:36 towards level 68.
[04/06/17 22:51:12] Senka, FakeWizard, and LordH [207/2299] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Opie, and ncarl747 [1144/2326] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/17 01:08:21] FakeWizard [527/858] has challenged Brady [214/255] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:37:45 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[04/07/17 13:59:43] FakeWizard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:19:37 towards level 69.
[04/08/17 11:34:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 16 days, 11:29:25 toward level 69.
[04/09/17 10:23:38] mayli [266/294] has challenged FakeWizard [36/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from mayli's clock.
[04/10/17 00:45:22] FakeWizard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:12 towards level 69.
[04/10/17 09:00:52] FakeWizard [296/858] has come upon NoodleCake [548/788] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:59:14 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[04/10/17 22:32:31] FakeWizard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:46:48 from level 69.
[04/11/17 01:10:05] FakeWizard lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:05:42 from level 69.
[04/11/17 06:00:42] FakeWizard and rharwood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 18:11:48] IndigoTiger [49/998] has come upon FakeWizard [192/858] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:37:47 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[04/11/17 20:05:03] sjums_the_great, woonack, and FakeWizard [1585/1726] have team battled jstg, mwhahaha, and Mithkabob [271/1794] and won! 0 days, 04:24:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 21:52:10] FakeWizard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:18:28 towards level 69.
[04/12/17 04:28:54] FakeWizard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:33 towards level 69.
[04/25/17 20:48:10] FakeWizard [471/858] has challenged dindinx [212/440] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:14:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[04/26/17 10:46:53] Hodor [119/557] has come upon FakeWizard [317/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:17 is added to Hodor's clock.
[04/26/17 11:57:55] FakeWizard was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:24:38 from level 69.
[04/27/17 05:00:05] SN4T14 [471/743] has challenged FakeWizard [105/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:42 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[04/27/17 05:54:13] basicMiracle, FakeWizard, suterismus, and RistoUuranmaki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/17 15:40:00] Milquetoast [887/952] has challenged FakeWizard [40/858] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:54:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/02/17 05:02:26] Taffer and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 10:55:59] FakeWizard bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:36 towards level 69.
[05/02/17 14:48:53] FakeWizard [430/858] has challenged Brady [286/324] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:12:08 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/03/17 01:02:26] Bradicus, dwfreed, and soltys [1302/1828] have team battled himuraken, FakeWizard, and unicron [1990/2406] and lost! 2 days, 10:23:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 01:14:11] FakeWizard and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 08:31:19] arlen, mordac, and exotime [246/2024] have team battled Hydrogenum, FakeWizard, and Atan [323/1681] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 07:51:01] FakeWizard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:34 towards level 69.
[05/06/17 16:32:30] neurospex [770/1200] has come upon FakeWizard [854/858] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:54:45 is added to neurospex's clock.
[05/07/17 23:37:32] arlen [616/895] has challenged FakeWizard [96/858] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:57:21 is removed from arlen's clock.
[05/08/17 04:55:30] MetaNova stole FakeWizard's level 28 shield while they were sleeping! MetaNova leaves his old level 22 shield behind, which FakeWizard then takes.
[05/08/17 11:19:04] chadi [2/52] has challenged FakeWizard [84/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/08/17 12:20:18] Socks, kork, and Hodor [201/1415] have team battled ToHellWithGA, FakeWizard, and awgh [1224/1863] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/17 15:15:18] gollum [142/409] has challenged FakeWizard [715/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to gollum's clock.
[05/09/17 23:19:16] Taffer and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 00:23:55] FakeWizard was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:58 from level 69.
[05/10/17 01:29:33] FakeWizard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:54 towards level 69.
[05/10/17 22:03:52] robox [802/883] has challenged FakeWizard [243/851] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:27:17 is removed from robox's clock.
[05/10/17 23:56:44] FakeWizard [60/851] has challenged Taffer [309/709] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[05/11/17 08:34:03] Cameron_D, Lim, and Zye [2318/2529] have team battled kline, Syloq, and FakeWizard [482/1582] and won! 0 days, 02:01:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 20:30:49] Misza [930/941] has challenged FakeWizard [237/851] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/13/17 03:52:15] shandor [255/588] has come upon FakeWizard [425/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:49 is added to shandor's clock.
[05/13/17 15:49:58] FakeWizard and Cuttlefish have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 01:08:30] FakeWizard and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 16:12:17] FakeWizard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:47 towards level 70.
[05/17/17 10:39:44] chadi [92/312] has come upon FakeWizard [505/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:21 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/18/17 00:32:02] dindinx, arlen, and FakeWizard [414/2203] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Euronur, and darkmage [1200/2517] and lost! 2 days, 17:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/17 01:54:34] FakeWizard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:38:56 towards level 70.
[05/20/17 07:04:45] glook [332/563] has challenged FakeWizard [499/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:52:41 is added to glook's clock.
[05/20/17 08:58:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 27 days, 19:28:58 toward level 70.
[05/21/17 14:46:25] FakeWizard and glorgamitch have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 17:11:28] FakeWizard, X-Ray, and dindinx [693/1548] have team battled Zoddo, theemstra, and Cypher [675/2555] and won! 0 days, 00:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 19:29:19] FakeWizard was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:14 from level 70.
[05/23/17 06:04:54] Majak, Zoddo, and kinopu [1220/1513] have team battled Misza, Zye, and FakeWizard [34/2521] and won! 0 days, 00:27:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 03:45:14] sbp, AncalagonThBlack, and FakeWizard [746/1953] have team battled Oooooog, Globalirc, and abra0 [863/2226] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 04:30:37] FakeWizard [725/851] has challenged qbit [203/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:13 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/25/17 22:46:08] Neil [20/230] has challenged FakeWizard [721/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Neil's clock.
[05/26/17 09:00:35] FakeWizard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:16 towards level 70.
[05/26/17 14:32:24] FakeWizard [110/851] has come upon dan [142/175] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:25 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[05/26/17 14:38:05] qbit [382/691] has challenged FakeWizard [749/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:25 is added to qbit's clock.
[05/27/17 08:42:02] FakeWizard [584/851] has challenged alexj [327/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:16 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/27/17 23:45:17] FakeWizard [512/851] has challenged SpikeX [83/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:00 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/28/17 15:50:36] Asara [1044/1147] has come upon FakeWizard [1/851] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:28:39 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/28/17 22:34:59] AbrahamLinksys, Avon, and Taffer [1279/2642] have team battled Birdbones, shymega, and FakeWizard [1734/2282] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 06:23:07] FakeWizard and KingQuackers have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 19:08:43] darkmage [774/966] has come upon FakeWizard [1/851] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:53:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/30/17 10:06:48] FakeWizard [653/851] has challenged Neil [286/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:28:09 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/01/17 01:08:09] nickware [350/549] has come upon FakeWizard [294/851] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:07:03 is removed from nickware's clock.
[06/03/17 12:50:49] FakeWizard [562/851] has come upon nickware [320/549] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:46:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/03/17 20:34:41] CornFly [751/960] has challenged FakeWizard [388/851] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/05/17 10:27:50] FakeWizard [482/851] has challenged borsin [364/458] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:04:26 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/05/17 17:28:57] FakeWizard [433/851] has challenged Torgeir [65/244] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:42:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/06/17 07:31:13] FakeWizard [687/851] has challenged popey [162/363] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:04:06 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/06/17 14:03:36] Misza, Ttech, and FakeWizard [1341/3231] have team battled IndigoTiger, Lios, and arlen [1656/2767] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/17 00:38:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 21 days, 19:01:44 toward level 71.
[06/07/17 05:45:23] FakeWizard [672/851] has challenged pfoley [129/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:53:55 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/07/17 12:46:31] elf [194/879] has challenged FakeWizard [313/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:00 is added to elf's clock.
[06/08/17 13:05:10] FakeWizard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:26 towards level 71.
[06/09/17 06:53:08] fattrat [680/1149] has challenged FakeWizard [647/851] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:58:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/10/17 06:52:30] FakeWizard sharpened the edge of his weapon! FakeWizard's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/17 18:27:25] FakeWizard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:42:10 from level 71.
[06/10/17 19:55:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:33:15 from level 71.
[06/11/17 08:53:31] FakeWizard [352/887] has come upon Zoddo [637/719] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:06 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/11/17 18:19:46] allo [210/482] has come upon FakeWizard [316/887] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:43:26 is added to allo's clock.
[06/11/17 19:20:45] FakeWizard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:28 towards level 71.
[06/11/17 19:41:42] allo [85/482] has come upon FakeWizard [131/887] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:57:35 is added to allo's clock.
[06/13/17 10:15:17] FakeWizard [102/887] has come upon MetaNova [557/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:37 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/13/17 17:01:24] FakeWizard [147/887] has come upon tmberg [354/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:35 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/14/17 06:30:00] Evrial, Mirc0p, and FakeWizard [2120/2126] have team battled Virtual, Brainiac, and kenyon [194/2063] and won! 0 days, 10:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 03:06:17] Avon [418/1232] has come upon FakeWizard [162/887] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:46:25 is removed from Avon's clock.
[06/15/17 11:02:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed FakeWizard with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:44:12 from level 71.
[06/15/17 16:47:01] KingQuackers and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/17 11:47:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FakeWizard 1 day, 18:10:11 toward level 71.
[06/18/17 05:56:02] FakeWizard [573/887] has come upon Brainiac [383/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:12 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/18/17 15:30:50] FakeWizard [322/887] has come upon tmberg [1/870] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:22 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/19/17 01:33:32] FakeWizard [490/887] has challenged Gatewayy [381/820] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/19/17 12:31:31] Bl4ckC0re [401/454] has challenged FakeWizard [832/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/19/17 23:29:26] FakeWizard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:48 towards level 72.
[06/20/17 02:03:38] FakeWizard, Taffer, and Bradicus [458/2223] have team battled PinkiePie, Pogor, and Sixbierehomme [986/1764] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 19:59:33] FakeWizard [520/887] has come upon manish17xxx [97/735] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:25:28 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/22/17 19:59:33] FakeWizard has dealt manish17xxx a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:21:29 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[06/24/17 01:54:55] Lemelisk [114/1071] has come upon FakeWizard [75/887] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:21 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[06/24/17 10:34:58] FakeWizard [484/887] has challenged dodobrain [108/892] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:34:20 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/24/17 10:34:58] In the fierce battle, dodobrain dropped his level 83 tunic! FakeWizard picks it up, tossing his old level 42 tunic to dodobrain.
[06/25/17 08:38:39] Adar [308/547] has come upon FakeWizard [813/932] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:09:13 is added to Adar's clock.
[06/27/17 07:35:19] Boohbah, everbrew, and Sixbierehomme [2180/2208] have team battled mwhahaha, FakeWizard, and MrGlass [1915/2323] and won! 0 days, 17:19:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 16:25:57] Oooooog, AncalagonThBlack, and kenyon [788/1931] have team battled BronyDee, Andries, and FakeWizard [201/2308] and won! 0 days, 12:40:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/17 02:51:02] FakeWizard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:27:15 towards level 72.
[06/29/17 08:03:49] J and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/17 10:06:32] FakeWizard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:02 towards level 72.