Player Info

User: Fattyeater
Class: Burpee
Admin?: No
Level: 57
Next level: 2 days, 17:01:54
Status: Offline
Host: hashy_m!~hashymika@CPE-144-132-192-165.nsw.bigpond.net.au
Account Created: Wed Aug 26 04:35:19 2015
Last login: Sun Dec 24 01:11:21 2017
Total time idled: 189 days, 18:48:39
Current position: [191,300]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 52
boots: 36
charm: 59
gloves: 37
helm: 38
leggings: 51
ring: 54 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 37
tunic: 82 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 40

sum: 486

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 00:33:06
part: None
quest: 4 days, 08:44:33
quit: 12 days, 12:19:05

total: 16 days, 21:36:44

Character Modifiers

[08/26/15 05:45:19] Fattyeater [0/1] has challenged Simie [785/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/26/15 05:58:05] Fattyeater [1/4] has challenged droogie [579/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/26/15 07:38:59] Fattyeater [20/29] has challenged wallmani [105/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/26/15 09:20:04] Fattyeater [19/52] has challenged Loquatious [29/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/26/15 11:22:12] ruan, splinny, and Kyree [281/1766] have team battled Hydrogenum, Furry, and Fattyeater [1355/1677] and lost! 0 days, 08:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/15 13:57:41] Satoshi [416/851] has challenged Fattyeater [19/86] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:33:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/26/15 14:28:07] Fattyeater [37/98] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [487/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/27/15 23:53:16] Fattyeater [107/238] has challenged ajhgfa [503/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/28/15 07:28:48] Fattyeater [67/239] has challenged unicron [253/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/28/15 15:56:09] Fattyeater [84/247] has challenged Mateusz [20/747] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:30 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[08/28/15 23:32:40] Fattyeater [97/247] has challenged daemoneye [117/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/29/15 04:27:40] Fattyeater met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:38 from level 29.
[08/29/15 11:40:11] Fattyeater [196/247] has challenged SirMonkeybox [201/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/29/15 22:26:30] sasaniak [74/711] has challenged Fattyeater [24/247] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:15:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/15 01:10:38] Fattyeater [73/302] has challenged merx [38/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[08/30/15 02:32:58] csssuf and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/15 07:29:56] Lilian [0/565] has challenged Fattyeater [218/302] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:53 is added to Lilian's clock.
[08/30/15 12:25:20] Fattyeater [125/323] has challenged pfoley [619/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/31/15 06:45:20] Fattyeater [268/353] has challenged Pici [38/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[08/31/15 16:34:06] Senka [5/20] has challenged Fattyeater [269/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Senka's clock.
[08/31/15 23:05:43] Fattyeater [271/359] has challenged Pici [372/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[09/02/15 00:31:29] Fattyeater [225/367] has challenged Unikitty [157/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[09/02/15 10:44:14] ruan, Nofew, and Fattyeater [587/1724] have team battled fraq, ChasedSpade, and MJ94 [980/1590] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 14:56:47] Gorgon, SirMonkeybox, and godog [107/1916] have team battled Forge, Fattyeater, and ajhgfa [488/1110] and lost! 2 days, 02:04:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 20:03:06] SlowRiot, Fattyeater, and bigjay [529/1854] have team battled m0shbear, Killerkid, and astropoint [876/2006] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/15 03:19:45] Fattyeater hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:49 towards level 35.
[09/03/15 05:53:47] Fattyeater [220/367] has challenged zankore [58/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[09/04/15 09:47:54] Fattyeater [372/379] has challenged Misza [663/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[09/05/15 05:20:33] icxcnika [89/183] has challenged Fattyeater [1/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from icxcnika's clock.
[09/05/15 08:45:08] Fattyeater has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:59 from level 37.
[09/05/15 18:41:44] Fattyeater [270/379] has come upon Krenz [706/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:37 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[09/06/15 11:35:58] freeboson [713/842] has challenged Fattyeater [20/379] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:50:35 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/06/15 14:29:55] Fattyeater [373/379] has challenged sjefen6 [439/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[09/07/15 22:09:43] SchrodingersScat and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 04:51:44] Fattyeater discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:43 towards level 38.
[09/08/15 07:49:13] LuminolBlue [0/1] has challenged Fattyeater [218/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to LuminolBlue's clock.
[09/09/15 08:25:21] bigjay and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/15 11:18:17] Fattyeater [139/420] has challenged gazarsgo [488/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[09/12/15 00:56:42] bigjay and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 16:04:54] Fattyeater [154/437] has challenged prattmic [698/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[09/12/15 22:19:21] Fattyeater [87/437] has come upon XVar [39/422] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:53:57 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[09/14/15 12:52:26] SmOkE_RU [204/357] has challenged Fattyeater [22/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from SmOkE_RU's clock.
[09/14/15 16:52:55] Satoshi [88/854] has challenged Fattyeater [24/437] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:15:25 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/25/15 08:57:19] ruan and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 08:10:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Fattyeater with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:16:32 from level 40.
[07/27/16 08:57:37] Pokota, Killerkid, and roy [45/2059] have team battled blizgerg, Fattyeater, and PiMp0r [1703/1709] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 07:40:58] arlen [79/979] has challenged Fattyeater [199/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:24 is added to arlen's clock.
[10/14/16 11:22:29] yano, Fattyeater, and fbenoit [47/1498] have team battled xa, tmberg, and Fluttershy [1511/2227] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 06:31:56] Silvanus_Betrium, Realmy, and Killerkid [546/1972] have team battled Reilly, Captain_Chaos, and Fattyeater [521/1112] and won! 0 days, 00:22:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 07:50:16] robochot [33/416] has challenged Fattyeater [76/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:34 is added to robochot's clock.
[01/09/17 06:03:51] Fattyeater [45/447] has challenged Cenhinen [262/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/13/17 03:27:59] Zye, Babar, and bl4ckscor3 [913/2230] have team battled Lemelisk, Fattyeater, and IdleMaster [1378/2111] and lost! 4 days, 10:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 18:21:47] omnivore [146/184] has challenged Fattyeater [68/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from omnivore's clock.
[01/14/17 05:51:26] Furry and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/17 10:32:17] brycec, Evrial, Bkid, and Fattyeater have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/17 09:24:21] Fattyeater [13/453] has challenged bootdisk [337/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/15/17 13:18:29] shymega, Fattyeater, and Brainiac [159/1545] have team battled qbit, fattrat, and zankore [1020/1987] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/17 18:59:23] sphere_au [117/368] has challenged Fattyeater [58/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:10 is removed from sphere_au's clock.
[01/18/17 17:42:07] bootdisk, gabriel, and Fattyeater [1538/1899] have team battled mordac, Str1ngS, and theZoMBiE [1689/2144] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 13:35:02] Fattyeater [20/453] has come upon Majak [256/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:15:37 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/19/17 23:04:14] qbit, dodobrain, and brendan [490/2322] have team battled archlich, Fattyeater, and brycec [1115/1748] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 15:19:19] Fattyeater [69/453] has come upon Sundance [243/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:04 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/20/17 17:27:33] Fattyeater discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:34 towards level 42.
[01/20/17 19:50:23] Fattyeater [204/453] has come upon SudoKing [125/689] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:49 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[01/20/17 22:16:42] Fattyeater [449/459] has challenged MadMan [13/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[01/21/17 04:38:13] zankore [635/761] has challenged Fattyeater [400/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:34:35 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/21/17 04:44:45] Fattyeater stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:29 towards level 43.
[01/21/17 12:18:40] dwfreed [436/506] has come upon Fattyeater [94/459] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:37:37 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/21/17 12:18:40] dwfreed has dealt Fattyeater a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:41:38 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/22/17 04:16:48] Fattyeater was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:58 towards level 43.
[01/22/17 20:52:49] Fluttershy [279/864] has challenged Fattyeater [333/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:05 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[01/23/17 16:43:37] Fattyeater [359/491] has challenged hannesenator [896/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/24/17 04:16:35] yano [394/427] has come upon Fattyeater [286/491] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:11:03 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/24/17 08:07:53] Fattyeater was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:06 towards level 44.
[01/25/17 04:51:54] Fattyeater [206/491] has come upon dodobrain [362/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:46 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/25/17 07:14:08] JensRex [100/780] has challenged Fattyeater [146/491] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:08:57 is added to JensRex's clock.
[01/25/17 10:18:31] Fattyeater [384/491] has come upon MJ94 [568/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:49 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/26/17 22:04:51] Fattyeater [402/491] has come upon Goodkat [55/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:52:27 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[01/26/17 22:04:51] Fattyeater has dealt Goodkat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:55:18 is added to Goodkat's clock.
[01/27/17 05:09:47] Fattyeater found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:43 towards level 44.
[01/27/17 14:30:04] Fattyeater was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:51 from level 44.
[01/28/17 18:59:46] Fattyeater got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:49 towards level 44.
[01/29/17 04:12:14] Fattyeater [456/491] has challenged Crazycatlady [508/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/29/17 18:29:31] Fattyeater [238/491] has come upon damyan [21/987] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:17:47 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[01/29/17 19:25:02] dxrt, AbrahamLinksys, and Fattyeater [1301/2121] have team battled nfsnobody, Eldoreth, and hannesenator [1652/2366] and lost! 0 days, 18:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 01:38:31] Fattyeater, aucg, and Tenorman [548/2507] have team battled Toagac, Xenthys, and SN4T14 [275/2065] and won! 0 days, 20:43:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/17 14:58:28] Fattyeater fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:38 from level 45.
[01/30/17 23:11:38] Fattyeater was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:22 towards level 45.
[01/31/17 08:19:01] Fattyeater was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:55 towards level 45.
[01/31/17 23:10:46] TauPan, Gizmokid2005, and Fattyeater [305/1568] have team battled Birdbones, SirMonkeybox, and Asara [2900/2997] and lost! 0 days, 07:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/17 11:00:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Fattyeater 0 days, 02:46:50 toward level 45.
[02/02/17 15:57:18] Fattyeater [402/491] has challenged Oooooog [292/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[02/03/17 06:41:09] everbrew and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 15:33:04] Grums [212/338] has come upon Fattyeater [122/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:06 is removed from Grums's clock.
[02/04/17 18:07:02] Fattyeater [249/491] has challenged KeboDK [161/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:33:18 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[02/04/17 19:04:49] LegendaryQ [313/390] has challenged Fattyeater [131/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from LegendaryQ's clock.
[02/05/17 00:09:10] Fattyeater [82/491] has challenged FakeWizard [426/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:56 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/05/17 05:06:14] Fattyeater [181/491] has come upon Globalirc [501/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:06 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/06/17 13:04:14] dindinx, Fattyeater, PiotrekD, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 15:40:46] Fattyeater discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:29 towards level 46.
[02/06/17 19:15:00] Fattyeater [431/491] has challenged KeboDK [726/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/06/17 22:01:40] fattrat, dindinx, and Hydrogenum [981/1729] have team battled LordH, nfsnobody, and Fattyeater [893/2157] and won! 3 days, 16:37:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 16:41:40] Birdbones, nickware, and PersonalJ [1869/2281] have team battled bl4ckscor3, religion, and Fattyeater [1067/1434] and won! 1 day, 06:41:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 23:44:26] PocketKiller and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 14:16:03] vrillusions, AngryParsley, and Ironhoof [682/2792] have team battled Globalirc, AbrahamLinksys, and Fattyeater [1769/1815] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 21:43:49] vox [999/1095] has come upon Fattyeater [33/491] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:12 is removed from vox's clock.
[02/09/17 02:38:43] SirMonkeybox and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 03:12:24] fwilson stole Fattyeater's level 74 helm while they were sleeping! fwilson leaves his old level 38 helm behind, which Fattyeater then takes.
[02/09/17 13:34:48] Fattyeater was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:46:56 from level 47.
[02/09/17 15:10:11] dindinx and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 14:03:44] zid, pfoley, and SudoKing [453/2176] have team battled Firien, Fattyeater, and Tharbakery [82/1861] and won! 1 day, 12:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 23:19:00] tmberg, Fattyeater, and theZoMBiE [1594/2263] have team battled FakeWizard, PinkiePie, and ohnx [989/1844] and won! 0 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 23:47:55] borsin, Fattyeater, and dindinx [243/1332] have team battled bl4ckscor3, max, and Str1ngS [1172/1815] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/17 08:20:26] Fattyeater was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:45 from level 47.
[02/11/17 17:10:21] Fattyeater [4/465] has challenged ohnx [32/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/11/17 21:33:30] simple, Fattyeater, and Woona [118/2222] have team battled JuanMaestro, Evrial, and vox [1576/2246] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/17 23:22:38] glook and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/17 20:06:13] Fattyeater [265/465] has come upon RBecker [121/807] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:46:20 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[02/13/17 21:21:41] BarCode [179/200] has come upon Fattyeater [19/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:04 is removed from BarCode's clock.
[02/14/17 14:23:13] Fattyeater [205/465] has come upon arlen [675/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:33 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/14/17 14:47:28] Fattyeater [310/465] has come upon strugart [1093/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:07 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/15/17 17:31:22] Fattyeater was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:02 towards level 48.
[02/15/17 21:42:29] HeavyPodda [660/845] has challenged Fattyeater [390/465] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:14:25 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/15/17 21:57:37] Fattyeater set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:19 from level 48.
[02/16/17 03:33:32] Fattyeater grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:03 towards level 48.
[02/16/17 10:36:17] IdleMaster, Sundance, and SlowRiot [1879/2174] have team battled sphere_au, sasaniak, and Fattyeater [3/1343] and won! 0 days, 21:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 15:59:41] holloway [175/821] has challenged Fattyeater [124/465] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:19:13 is removed from holloway's clock.
[02/16/17 20:16:27] Fattyeater [247/465] has come upon Doctor [186/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:01:49 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[02/18/17 06:08:03] sjefen6 and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 14:38:33] Fattyeater [65/465] has challenged brendan [730/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/19/17 03:21:58] Fattyeater was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:50 towards level 49.
[02/19/17 09:04:49] Fattyeater [241/465] has come upon strugart [1015/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:03:38 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/19/17 20:11:09] XF [208/221] has challenged Fattyeater [36/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from XF's clock.
[02/20/17 04:02:25] Gatewayy, blind, and KeboDK [857/2617] have team battled Asara, Sundance, and Fattyeater [1055/2331] and lost! 0 days, 12:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/17 22:15:20] Ladon [815/962] has challenged Fattyeater [313/465] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:20:15 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[02/20/17 23:27:18] HeavyPodda, SlowRiot, and Heisenberg [2163/2618] have team battled AngryParsley, osannatas, and Fattyeater [329/2036] and won! 1 day, 02:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/17 11:49:10] zankore [572/788] has challenged Fattyeater [241/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:21 is removed from zankore's clock.
[02/24/17 21:34:10] Fattyeater [104/460] has come upon canton7 [213/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:52:43 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/25/17 09:56:11] petrichor [403/623] has challenged Fattyeater [182/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:06:03 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[02/25/17 10:56:29] Virtual [338/639] has challenged Fattyeater [104/460] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:37:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/25/17 14:37:36] Fattyeater died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:38:38 from level 49.
[02/27/17 08:44:38] Fattyeater [80/460] has come upon Ladon [441/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:25 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/28/17 10:05:43] SN4T14, Bvarne, and PinkiePie [18/2101] have team battled Fattyeater, theZoMBiE, and Euronur [1767/2040] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/17 22:23:54] Fattyeater [347/460] has challenged Agent86 [219/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:22:12 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[03/02/17 13:11:58] robflop, hannesenator, and Fattyeater [758/2091] have team battled SudoKing, everbrew, and Ironhoof [1400/2258] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/17 00:40:12] Fattyeater had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:52 towards level 49.
[03/03/17 22:23:20] Fattyeater invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:02 towards level 49.
[03/04/17 06:49:20] Fattyeater [415/460] has challenged Grums [278/390] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[03/04/17 12:25:43] Syloq [288/289] has come upon Fattyeater [322/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:12:03 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/04/17 20:39:57] Fattyeater has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:58:31 from level 50.
[03/05/17 20:05:20] Fattyeater gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:15 towards level 50.
[03/06/17 18:34:22] idlerpgww [48/94] has challenged Fattyeater [245/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/06/17 20:00:18] Fattyeater found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:38 towards level 50.
[03/07/17 03:12:58] theZoMBiE, elf, and Fattyeater [2065/2299] have team battled MrGlass, pfoley, and qbit [1838/1917] and won! 1 day, 04:56:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 07:16:51] vegadark, everbrew, Misza, and Fattyeater have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/17 04:41:17] Fattyeater burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Fattyeater's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/17 10:31:40] Xenthys [117/646] has challenged Fattyeater [195/457] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:56:56 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[03/11/17 02:59:26] Fattyeater [184/457] has challenged shandor [257/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/11/17 09:37:20] vegadark and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/17 11:20:08] Fattyeater [53/457] has come upon gabriel [259/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:04:57 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/11/17 17:09:00] freeboson and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/17 17:48:14] Fattyeater [280/457] has come upon tspange [466/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:50 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/11/17 21:44:04] Fattyeater [59/457] has challenged LordH [596/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:57:16 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/14/17 02:02:00] Fattyeater [347/457] has challenged Fluttershy [406/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:58:19 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/16/17 22:26:16] theemstra [221/1020] has challenged Fattyeater [84/457] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:35:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/17/17 11:28:34] dwfreed and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 02:03:30] LegendaryQ, CornFly, and PinkiePie [1096/2051] have team battled qbit, Fattyeater, and MetaNova [257/1221] and won! 0 days, 11:42:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 21:32:02] Fattyeater ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:04 from level 51.
[03/19/17 01:00:39] Fattyeater bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:15 towards level 51.
[03/22/17 17:53:59] Fattyeater [152/457] has come upon AbacusAvenger [59/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:42:28 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[03/22/17 18:41:29] Fattyeater [235/457] has come upon gabriel [283/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:47 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/22/17 19:46:08] Fattyeater [250/457] has come upon sasaniak [278/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:22:56 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/23/17 04:27:45] Majak [172/531] has come upon Fattyeater [238/457] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:03:15 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/23/17 07:45:12] Killerkid [754/934] has challenged Fattyeater [216/457] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:12:52 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/24/17 05:29:24] Fattyeater [144/457] has come upon Sprort [138/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:45 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[03/24/17 17:38:01] RistoUuranmaki, Grums, and Fattyeater [679/1584] have team battled kensington, Cameron_D, and himuraken [1682/2539] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/17 20:02:31] Fattyeater bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:24 towards level 51.
[03/25/17 13:37:24] Fattyeater [346/487] has challenged abra0 [60/827] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[03/25/17 18:43:00] AbrahamLinksys and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 06:32:14] Tharbakery, Fattyeater, and Asara [150/2151] have team battled Tenorman, Cypher, and jenksy [2874/2982] and lost! 1 day, 17:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/17 10:19:01] arlen [598/880] has come upon Fattyeater [467/487] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:12:24 is removed from arlen's clock.
[03/28/17 06:37:50] RedW [643/689] has challenged Fattyeater [350/487] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:26:59 is removed from RedW's clock.
[03/29/17 19:41:14] Fattyeater [87/487] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [190/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:17 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/30/17 09:37:25] MrGlass [435/1047] has come upon Fattyeater [89/487] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:12:34 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[03/30/17 23:02:09] himuraken, Nofew, and Avocet [83/1992] have team battled Ironhoof, D.Va, and Fattyeater [285/2025] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/17 06:02:29] Fattyeater [391/487] has challenged womblecat [356/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:09:23 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[04/01/17 05:38:57] darkmage [867/967] has challenged Fattyeater [89/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/01/17 10:11:51] Fattyeater [25/487] has challenged pixelate [349/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:56 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/02/17 03:36:11] Fattyeater hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:53 towards level 52.
[04/02/17 09:03:10] Fattyeater [164/487] has come upon awgh [395/443] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:18 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/02/17 20:07:40] Fattyeater fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:03 from level 52.
[04/03/17 17:29:16] Fattyeater fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:38 from level 52.
[04/03/17 21:07:30] Fattyeater [220/487] has come upon Virtual [452/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:09:31 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/05/17 03:39:27] abra0 [496/832] has challenged Fattyeater [297/487] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:54:48 is removed from abra0's clock.
[04/05/17 07:59:35] Fattyeater was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:58 from level 52.
[04/05/17 20:44:47] PriceChild [317/640] has challenged Fattyeater [161/487] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:28:31 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[04/05/17 23:33:04] Fattyeater [467/487] has come upon shymega [128/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:16 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[04/06/17 22:05:38] Fattyeater [400/487] has come upon Firien [98/808] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:39 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[04/07/17 22:55:07] Fattyeater, RBecker, and dclaw123 [1125/2112] have team battled Syloq, SudoKing, and godog [53/1675] and won! 0 days, 01:33:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 01:02:44] Nofew, grooverider, and Xethron [334/2936] have team battled Fattyeater, Andries, and elf [1599/2178] and lost! 2 days, 01:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/17 05:08:26] Fattyeater [423/506] has challenged Xenthys [568/654] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/08/17 14:39:02] sjums_the_great and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 12:15:13] Fattyeater [323/506] has come upon IndigoTiger [959/998] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:04:19 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/10/17 18:25:05] Birdbones [826/946] has challenged Fattyeater [55/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/17 08:19:24] Fattyeater was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:23:47 from level 53.
[04/13/17 17:39:02] Xethron, Fattyeater, and Cypher [1889/2379] have team battled Majak, Satoshi, and pfoley [1160/1960] and won! 0 days, 14:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 15:19:04] Fattyeater and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 20:49:05] Fattyeater [123/506] has come upon sjefen6 [73/408] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:41:27 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[04/17/17 07:54:57] Hodor [121/522] has come upon Fattyeater [410/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:34 is added to Hodor's clock.
[04/17/17 20:45:22] Fattyeater got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:42 from level 53.
[04/19/17 12:07:05] Fattyeater [65/506] has come upon Bkid [408/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:42 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/19/17 12:08:38] Fattyeater [35/506] has come upon Bkid [179/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:40:27 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/20/17 11:14:41] SudoKing, AngryParsley, and Firien [1698/2463] have team battled Fattyeater, JuanMaestro, and lipek [1165/2252] and won! 0 days, 06:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/17 23:31:52] yano and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 07:09:41] Fattyeater was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:30 from level 53.
[04/21/17 13:11:19] Fattyeater walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:35 from level 53.
[04/25/17 02:52:49] J, Firien, and shymega [1191/1846] have team battled Fattyeater, mordac, and blizgerg [315/2219] and won! 0 days, 07:26:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/17 04:18:51] Fattyeater [170/506] has come upon Globalirc [434/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:36 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/06/17 05:46:14] Fattyeater [244/506] has come upon blizgerg [379/870] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:56:16 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/07/17 15:12:50] Chuck [485/867] has come upon Fattyeater [24/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:40:55 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[05/07/17 23:18:46] Fattyeater [301/506] has come upon fattrat [275/1112] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:27 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/08/17 06:01:24] Fattyeater [179/506] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [336/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/08/17 06:40:12] LordH [1003/1017] has challenged Fattyeater [207/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:37:45 is removed from LordH's clock.
[05/08/17 11:32:28] Agent86 [107/642] has come upon Fattyeater [133/506] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:11:36 is added to Agent86's clock.
[05/08/17 16:44:01] Fattyeater [393/506] has challenged AbacusAvenger [528/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:51 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/08/17 23:58:28] Fattyeater found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:20:43 towards level 54.
[05/09/17 09:22:04] keepermurf, Fattyeater, and canton7 [1594/2211] have team battled Avon, ncarl747, and Eldoreth [114/2480] and won! 3 days, 13:08:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 22:33:18] Fattyeater learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:18 towards level 54.
[05/11/17 03:05:52] Fattyeater caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:27 towards level 54.
[05/11/17 04:29:33] Fattyeater [13/506] has come upon Fluttershy [873/882] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:58:54 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/11/17 10:55:17] Fattyeater ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:00 from level 54.
[05/11/17 20:15:44] Fattyeater [341/506] has come upon zifnab06 [100/323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:47 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/11/17 23:45:26] arlen and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 14:44:56] Fattyeater caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:39 towards level 54.
[05/13/17 14:54:27] canton7 [635/797] has come upon Fattyeater [1/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:24:06 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/14/17 07:51:02] Fattyeater was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:08 from level 54.
[05/21/17 04:08:47] Fattyeater, Everyman, and Sundance [1853/1917] have team battled manish17xxx, IndigoTiger, and theemstra [1755/2477] and won! 0 days, 23:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 21:49:29] Fattyeater [261/511] has come upon Virtual [509/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:23 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/21/17 23:10:42] Fattyeater bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:59 towards level 54.
[05/22/17 18:06:22] Fattyeater [468/511] has come upon pixelate [395/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:25:38 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/22/17 18:40:47] Fattyeater was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:53 from level 54.
[05/23/17 14:40:41] Fattyeater was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:21 from level 54.
[05/23/17 18:34:29] pants, woonack, and Zaratustra [335/2317] have team battled Birdbones, zifnab06, and Fattyeater [917/1754] and lost! 1 day, 22:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 07:25:54] Fattyeater [259/511] has challenged Eiam [187/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:39:42 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/25/17 01:29:55] Fattyeater [94/511] has challenged blind [127/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:26 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/25/17 14:36:25] Fattyeater, Pici, and Cameron_D [1204/2955] have team battled brycec, shandor, and Gatewayy [1247/2128] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 21:11:37] Fattyeater [496/523] has challenged Doctor [816/972] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/25/17 21:18:50] tspange and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 02:35:21] GilbertErik [568/684] has challenged Fattyeater [102/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:08:19 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/26/17 08:20:14] Fattyeater was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:39 towards level 55.
[05/26/17 09:36:58] Fattyeater [284/523] has challenged double [515/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:57:27 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/26/17 20:39:26] Fattyeater [197/523] has challenged LegendaryQ [34/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:18:22 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/28/17 00:45:16] Fattyeater discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:27 towards level 55.
[05/28/17 16:36:34] DrOfBaconNomics [18/1046] has come upon Fattyeater [69/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:14:02 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/28/17 23:50:36] Fattyeater [177/523] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [202/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:06:29 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/29/17 10:18:55] Fattyeater [156/523] has come upon sjefen6 [361/420] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:41:55 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/29/17 14:54:00] MJ94 [451/913] has challenged Fattyeater [331/523] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:39:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/09/17 11:36:06] Fattyeater has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:12:29 from level 55.
[06/09/17 11:46:31] Fattyeater tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:18 towards level 55.
[06/12/17 22:36:49] Meta [241/907] has come upon Fattyeater [93/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:40:48 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/12/17 23:29:40] RistoUuranmaki, elf, and NoodleCake [48/2423] have team battled Fattyeater, petrichor, and sbp [1960/2157] and lost! 1 day, 04:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/17 04:52:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Fattyeater 6 days, 12:53:03 toward level 55.
[06/14/17 05:18:26] irix [326/1023] has challenged Fattyeater [266/523] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:05:15 is removed from irix's clock.
[06/16/17 03:18:27] Ttech [1113/1478] has come upon Fattyeater [126/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:08:11 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/16/17 23:04:19] shandor, suterismus, and Lnk [312/2342] have team battled sigmg, Bl4ckC0re, and Fattyeater [835/1391] and lost! 1 day, 01:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/17 01:47:11] Fattyeater lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:21 from level 55.
[06/18/17 11:27:18] Fattyeater [510/523] has challenged Ttech [370/1478] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:18:09 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[06/19/17 12:30:10] Fattyeater sharpened the edge of his weapon! Fattyeater's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/17 13:12:08] WallIdl, Mateusz, and bl4ckscor3 [1355/2259] have team battled IdleMaster, Hydrogenum, and Fattyeater [1447/1525] and lost! 9 days, 04:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 17:31:52] Fattyeater [110/539] has challenged Bl4ckC0r3 [129/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[07/03/17 20:34:04] liara, Firien, and tmberg [2081/2159] have team battled sjefen6, Fattyeater, and MrGlass [785/1739] and won! 0 days, 08:22:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 05:49:13] JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Boohbah [1845/2216] have team battled Antium, pfoley, and Fattyeater [722/1642] and won! 1 day, 00:21:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/17 10:04:35] woonack [287/469] has come upon Fattyeater [79/539] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:02:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/07/17 19:58:41] Fattyeater was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:46:04 from level 56.
[07/07/17 22:03:29] SirMonkeybox [547/922] has challenged Fattyeater [2/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:35:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/08/17 06:50:05] Fattyeater invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:47 towards level 56.
[07/08/17 09:00:45] Cypher [434/1017] has come upon Fattyeater [296/539] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:12:00 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[07/08/17 15:55:11] Fattyeater was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:55:10 towards level 56.
[07/08/17 20:57:21] Fattyeater was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:28:07 towards level 56.
[07/08/17 21:09:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Fattyeater 8 days, 03:08:59 toward level 56.
[07/12/17 08:14:26] godog [12/672] has come upon Fattyeater [408/539] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:35 is added to godog's clock.
[07/18/17 03:23:36] Fattyeater [357/539] has come upon brycec [330/782] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:28:03 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[07/18/17 10:20:55] Fattyeater caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:34 towards level 56.
[07/18/17 17:45:09] StickyTHOR [49/59] has challenged Fattyeater [123/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to StickyTHOR's clock.
[07/20/17 06:40:00] NoodleCake [637/836] has come upon Fattyeater [36/546] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:56:08 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[07/20/17 08:21:27] Fattyeater, glorgamitch, and pants [870/1833] have team battled Milquetoast, himuraken, and shawn0 [851/1907] and won! 0 days, 09:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 19:02:13] nickware [149/559] has challenged Fattyeater [189/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:14:47 is added to nickware's clock.
[07/21/17 19:20:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Fattyeater 0 days, 01:09:53 toward level 56.
[07/21/17 20:45:26] Fattyeater [112/552] has challenged h00k [711/864] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[07/22/17 04:33:49] AngryParsley [505/999] has come upon Fattyeater [146/552] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/22/17 15:15:45] Fattyeater was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:36 towards level 57.
[07/23/17 18:40:52] Cameron_D, Fattyeater, and mwhahaha [1541/2631] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, rxcomm, and Crazycatlady [1993/2177] and lost! 3 days, 04:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/17 20:29:17] Fattyeater was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:46 towards level 57.
[07/23/17 22:01:23] Dork_Knight [195/212] has challenged Fattyeater [322/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/24/17 07:33:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Fattyeater 3 days, 17:37:37 toward level 57.
[07/24/17 16:52:12] Khorne [38/333] has challenged Fattyeater [42/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/26/17 17:21:10] LordH [899/1027] has challenged Fattyeater [118/552] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:05:28 is removed from LordH's clock.
[07/26/17 21:26:30] Fattyeater [355/552] has challenged Iri [538/555] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:02:02 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[07/27/17 02:04:26] Xenthys, Fattyeater, and Killerkid [257/1789] have team battled Darky, pfoley, and max [1755/2279] and lost! 1 day, 04:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/17 05:05:24] Eldoreth stole Fattyeater's level 45 shield while they were sleeping! Eldoreth leaves his old level 37 shield behind, which Fattyeater then takes.
[07/27/17 07:41:40] Fattyeater was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:31 towards level 57.
[07/27/17 12:07:37] pfoley, Fattyeater, lipek, and Torgeir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/17 16:42:32] Fattyeater and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 16:54:58] LordH, valdur55, and Crazycatlady [1240/2290] have team battled Fattyeater, arlen, and SynthesizerPatel [2189/2509] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/17 05:46:30] Fattyeater and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 11:42:49] Fattyeater [97/543] has challenged Syloq [337/471] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:26:48 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/16/17 14:01:45] Fattyeater was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:24 towards level 57.
[08/18/17 14:28:30] Fattyeater [76/543] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [801/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:40:44 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/19/17 00:59:32] Darky [441/916] has come upon Fattyeater [30/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:23:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/20/17 04:19:52] Fattyeater had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:25 towards level 57.
[08/20/17 20:14:50] Fattyeater grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:00 towards level 57.
[08/20/17 23:05:04] Atan [313/534] has challenged Fattyeater [450/543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Atan's clock.
[08/21/17 16:21:57] Fattyeater tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:02 towards level 57.
[08/21/17 16:34:38] tspange [203/795] has come upon Fattyeater [239/543] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:59:51 is added to tspange's clock.
[08/22/17 02:25:21] Fattyeater bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:36 towards level 57.
[08/22/17 04:18:26] elbie [129/770] has challenged Fattyeater [361/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:52:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/22/17 14:20:10] BronyDee [370/602] has challenged Fattyeater [177/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:55:56 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[09/20/17 06:38:37] CornFly [772/1050] has challenged Fattyeater [401/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:26:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/20/17 18:05:45] Fattyeater bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:43 towards level 57.
[09/21/17 01:53:32] Fattyeater and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 21:32:16] Heisenberg [335/950] has challenged Fattyeater [410/543] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/17 07:07:37] Fattyeater [179/543] has challenged Realmy [35/1043] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[10/01/17 12:50:49] pfoley, Fattyeater, blind, and Cameron_D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/17 06:54:55] bootdisk [186/823] has come upon Fattyeater [486/543] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:49:55 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/03/17 00:46:07] sunri5e, cirdan, and sartan [2202/2381] have team battled Fattyeater, RistoUuranmaki, and ohnx [546/2274] and won! 0 days, 02:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 07:25:19] Fattyeater, codedeeply, Boohbah, and zid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/17 23:52:24] Adar [140/708] has come upon Fattyeater [116/543] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:45:27 is removed from Adar's clock.
[10/05/17 14:43:25] Fattyeater [503/543] has come upon D.Va [132/518] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:52:23 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[10/05/17 18:47:57] Fattyeater grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:26 towards level 58.
[10/07/17 06:44:58] uhmmm, Fattyeater, and soltys [456/1752] have team battled Tenorman, woonack, and MadMan [361/2508] and won! 1 day, 09:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 08:52:05] Kylar [8/17] has challenged Fattyeater [526/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Kylar's clock.
[10/08/17 04:21:38] Woona [885/977] has challenged Fattyeater [281/543] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:35:14 is removed from Woona's clock.
[10/08/17 06:48:35] Heisenberg [477/911] has come upon Fattyeater [496/543] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:45:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/08/17 15:13:32] Fattyeater EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:01 from level 58.
[10/08/17 20:22:30] Kylie [421/455] has come upon Fattyeater [2/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:20:33 is removed from Kylie's clock.
[10/09/17 06:03:21] nickware stole Fattyeater's level 59 set of leggings while they were sleeping! nickware leaves his old level 51 set of leggings behind, which Fattyeater then takes.
[10/10/17 08:38:42] Fattyeater [124/534] has challenged Mirc0p [83/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:21 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[10/10/17 17:19:12] Fattyeater and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.