Player Info

User: Flonk
Class: midget-spinner
Admin?: No
Level: 71
Next level: 7 days, 11:09:40
Status: Offline
Host: Flonk!~Flonk@ec2-52-40-29-25.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com
Account Created: Sun Nov 19 05:42:57 2017
Last login: Fri Apr 10 23:51:47 2020
Total time idled: 450 days, 18:48:01
Current position: [133,375]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 124 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 261 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 51
gloves: 39
helm: 57 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 59
ring: 45
shield: 57
tunic: 115 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 173 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 981

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 03:24:30
quit: 9 days, 17:05:05

total: 9 days, 20:29:35

Character Modifiers

[11/19/17 12:50:52] Flonk [46/72] has challenged zid [775/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/19/17 23:16:36] Flonk [83/137] has challenged dodobrain [746/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/20/17 02:19:28] Flonk [99/142] has challenged brendan [611/1430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:21 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/20/17 09:43:11] Flonk [102/157] has challenged Bkid [273/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/20/17 19:35:02] Flonk [41/166] has challenged yano [73/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/21/17 02:06:08] Flonk [131/178] has challenged RedW [141/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/21/17 09:35:45] Flonk [46/199] has challenged CornFly [504/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/21/17 18:22:02] Flonk [222/232] has challenged simple [604/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/06/17 11:03:21] Flonk [85/232] has challenged Nistur [161/381] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/06/17 22:28:11] Flonk [107/234] has challenged liara [248/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/07/17 11:53:43] Flonk [74/241] has challenged LegendaryQ [151/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/07/17 13:50:52] AbrahamLinksys, Ttech, and Mateusz [2482/2963] have team battled Flonk, zid, and exa [399/1986] and won! 2 days, 13:41:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/17 23:27:52] Flonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:33 towards level 31.
[12/08/17 02:50:45] Flonk [29/248] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [703/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/08/17 21:06:11] Flonk [58/263] has challenged SirMonkeybox [535/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/09/17 18:36:49] Flonk [187/266] has challenged Frogging101 [289/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/10/17 06:05:35] Luamil, AbrahamLinksys, and exa [741/1722] have team battled sunri5e, HeavyPodda, and Flonk [473/1836] and won! 1 day, 13:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 14:00:31] qbit [418/777] has challenged Flonk [21/266] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:38:10 is removed from qbit's clock.
[12/10/17 19:10:52] Flonk [56/266] has challenged sunri5e [349/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/10/17 23:00:06] CYBERIA [53/125] has challenged Flonk [82/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to CYBERIA's clock.
[12/11/17 11:15:57] CYBERIA [100/159] has challenged Flonk [185/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to CYBERIA's clock.
[12/11/17 11:41:18] LegendaryQ, dindinx, and liara [1343/1533] have team battled Flonk, Virtual, and mwhahaha [1265/1821] and won! 0 days, 14:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 22:54:06] Flonk [268/280] has challenged RedW [506/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/13/17 04:22:31] darkmage [768/1053] has challenged Flonk [204/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/13/17 07:57:34] Flonk [234/291] has challenged Mars [549/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/13/17 18:47:17] Flonk [130/291] has come upon damyan [573/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:47 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/13/17 23:19:48] Flonk was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:17 from level 37.
[12/14/17 12:19:22] Flonk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:19 from level 37.
[12/15/17 03:10:58] Flonk [234/331] has challenged manish17xxx [199/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/15/17 05:49:12] Flonk [234/331] has come upon himuraken [312/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:22 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/15/17 18:16:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 0 days, 10:50:51 toward level 38.
[12/16/17 05:33:53] Flonk [331/335] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [291/888] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/16/17 19:35:52] Flonk [97/335] has come upon qbit [375/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:01 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/17/17 21:28:41] Flonk [183/335] has challenged pfoley [452/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/20/17 01:37:52] Flonk slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Flonk's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/20/17 05:18:25] bl4ckscor3, dindinx, and Zoddo [1161/2193] have team battled holloway, Flonk, and ilbelkyr [175/1842] and won! 0 days, 14:54:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 09:52:39] Flonk [247/330] has challenged awgh [582/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/21/17 13:18:58] Flonk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:40 towards level 41.
[12/22/17 01:11:06] canton7 [537/786] has challenged Flonk [112/330] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:08:59 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/22/17 01:16:53] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:20 towards level 41.
[12/22/17 20:53:52] Flonk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:12 from level 41.
[12/23/17 01:10:44] Flonk [203/366] has challenged ishanyx [517/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/23/17 17:15:09] adamchainz, Flonk, and koyaan [813/1258] have team battled Nistur, kenyon, and fattrat [1786/2542] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/17 05:32:24] Flonk [334/366] has come upon Frogging101 [468/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:54 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/24/17 08:49:19] Flonk had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:57 towards level 42.
[12/24/17 10:43:19] Flonk [71/366] has come upon crysys [145/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:41 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/24/17 11:00:58] Avrux [98/229] has challenged Flonk [292/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Avrux's clock.
[12/25/17 09:12:57] Cynlo [6/9] has challenged Flonk [183/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Cynlo's clock.
[12/26/17 06:44:33] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:42 towards level 42.
[12/26/17 20:19:25] Flonk [39/378] has challenged IdleBot [662/1785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/26/17 20:51:29] blizgerg [99/1101] has challenged Flonk [216/378] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:25 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/27/17 08:51:04] Flonk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:47 from level 43.
[12/28/17 10:23:08] canton7, Flonk, and Cypher [1313/2280] have team battled Majak, agrajag, and Fluttershy [1659/2380] and lost! 0 days, 12:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 13:06:45] MJ94 [740/992] has challenged Flonk [140/378] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:24:03 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/17/18 12:02:34] Flonk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:56 from level 43.
[01/18/18 08:03:46] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:58 towards level 43.
[01/18/18 16:27:27] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:16 towards level 43.
[01/19/18 16:51:39] MJ94 [128/992] has challenged Flonk [89/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:10:10 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/19/18 23:15:41] Flonk [232/378] has challenged zifnab06 [365/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/20/18 05:29:37] mordac [937/1130] has come upon Flonk [370/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:04:59 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/20/18 08:26:12] vox [134/1188] has challenged Flonk [364/378] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:13:32 is added to vox's clock.
[01/21/18 05:09:35] Flonk sharpened the edge of their weapon! Flonk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/18 16:07:21] valdur55 [592/789] has challenged Flonk [239/380] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:59:20 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[01/21/18 22:47:39] Flonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:07 towards level 44.
[01/22/18 02:15:01] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:44 towards level 44.
[01/22/18 20:16:52] Birdbones [738/935] has challenged Flonk [367/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/23/18 22:35:04] Flonk [296/380] has challenged Cameron_D [1193/1517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/24/18 08:22:29] agrajag, Flonk, and Khorne [246/2301] have team battled max, zankore, and Yuhno [1094/2321] and lost! 0 days, 23:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 19:48:44] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:42 towards level 45.
[01/28/18 01:58:46] dwfreed [29/513] has challenged Flonk [28/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:25 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/28/18 22:33:04] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:12 towards level 45.
[01/29/18 11:09:59] dax [627/632] has challenged Flonk [104/380] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:22:29 is removed from dax's clock.
[01/29/18 23:56:52] Flonk [348/380] has challenged mordac [538/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/30/18 19:55:48] Flonk [65/380] has come upon Agent86 [470/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:36 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/01/18 08:20:03] Flonk [81/380] has come upon ohnx [511/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:47 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/01/18 22:53:24] Flonk [21/380] has come upon uhmmm [338/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:34 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/02/18 16:54:52] Flonk [186/380] has come upon seanmnaes [134/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:48:20 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/04/18 00:22:12] Tenorman, shandor, and unicron [838/2415] have team battled hannesenator, theemstra, and Flonk [1020/2257] and lost! 3 days, 23:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 15:00:16] Flonk [126/380] has challenged Boohbah [61/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:19 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/05/18 17:36:04] Flonk [369/380] has challenged ohnx [184/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/06/18 15:55:41] double, RBecker, and theemstra [1981/2386] have team battled Flonk, mordac, and MJ94 [2034/2214] and lost! 2 days, 00:41:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 02:03:18] Flonk [292/380] has come upon qbit [127/777] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:35:12 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/10/18 21:02:45] Flonk [76/467] has challenged tmberg [18/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:53:39 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/11/18 19:06:03] Asara, robox, and Pici [2875/3153] have team battled sjefen6, Flonk, and bootdisk [1309/1738] and won! 0 days, 07:30:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 13:25:40] Sundance, Flonk, and WooDy [435/1551] have team battled yano, SirMonkeybox, and koyaan [642/1702] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/18 22:11:41] ilbelkyr, moveax, and Flonk [1356/1715] have team battled Birdbones, Roxana, and Zaratustra [2107/2759] and lost! 0 days, 20:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/18 10:16:07] Flonk [311/467] has come upon Asara [466/1252] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:52:36 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/13/18 16:13:40] Flonk [319/467] has challenged tmberg [380/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:40 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/14/18 01:18:46] Flonk [35/467] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [117/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:54:23 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/14/18 12:02:49] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:37 towards level 48.
[02/14/18 18:33:34] osannatas, borsin, and Flonk [981/1987] have team battled lakwatsero, PiotrekD, and brycec [1574/1859] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 09:56:23] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:15 towards level 48.
[02/18/18 14:02:19] Flonk, apiw, and Brady [140/1701] have team battled loomysh, liara, and double [1334/1887] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 20:00:57] Iri [217/531] has challenged Flonk [179/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:01:43 is removed from Iri's clock.
[02/18/18 20:33:29] Flonk [347/467] has come upon bozo [71/228] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/18/18 23:24:03] Flonk [281/686] has challenged crysys [18/633] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/19/18 15:24:24] Flonk [349/686] has come upon bender [672/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:20 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/19/18 20:39:39] Flonk sharpened the edge of their weapon! Flonk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/18 11:04:55] cirdan, suterismus, and sasaniak [679/2967] have team battled WallIdl, Dork_Knight, and Flonk [1325/2406] and lost! 1 day, 07:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/18 02:17:38] Flonk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:54 towards level 49.
[04/04/18 12:59:31] Flonk [153/688] has come upon Syloq [170/464] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:19 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/05/18 21:31:04] M00nsl47r [18/214] has challenged Flonk [261/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to M00nsl47r's clock.
[04/06/18 19:08:25] Flonk [225/688] has come upon csssuf [133/696] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:13:38 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/07/18 15:27:06] Flonk [614/688] has challenged Lnk [307/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:36 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/07/18 17:01:53] manish17xxx, Pici, and Lnk [549/2651] have team battled MetaNova, sunri5e, and Flonk [33/2341] and won! 0 days, 13:38:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 22:09:19] Flonk [639/700] has challenged bigjay [256/1265] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:32 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/08/18 08:16:31] Flonk [340/700] has come upon TimWolla [13/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:23 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/08/18 17:35:53] Flonk [196/700] has challenged zifnab06 [223/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:22 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/09/18 04:56:22] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:04 towards level 50.
[04/09/18 14:03:26] cirdan, Flonk, and Mars [1634/2425] have team battled buksi, SN4T14, and MJ94 [377/1992] and won! 1 day, 03:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 17:49:17] astropoint, moveax, and Flonk [1173/1809] have team battled sasaniak, brycec, and speedmann [944/2045] and won! 0 days, 20:51:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 20:16:57] Flonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:36 towards level 50.
[04/10/18 12:25:32] Flonk [18/700] has come upon brycec [729/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:02 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/11/18 06:59:32] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:25 towards level 50.
[04/11/18 08:57:38] Flonk [193/700] has challenged Boohbah [141/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:44 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/11/18 08:57:38] Flonk has dealt Boohbah a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:08:25 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[04/11/18 18:27:14] m4dc0w, moveax, djm, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/18 08:05:37] Flonk [602/700] has challenged Mrs.BigHead [324/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:04 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/12/18 11:10:16] Flonk [139/737] has challenged shandor [518/602] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/12/18 17:36:00] TauPan, Zoddo, and woonack [1234/2265] have team battled Flonk, elbie, and Sundance [1386/2233] and lost! 4 days, 20:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 04:38:36] Brainiac, Bradicus, and Flonk [1844/2187] have team battled hoglahoo, soltys, and grindhold [1016/1318] and won! 2 days, 10:19:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 13:15:25] Crazycatlady [522/562] has challenged Flonk [236/737] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:18:38 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/13/18 23:13:33] Flonk [704/737] has come upon SN4T14 [370/790] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:03:31 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/14/18 23:19:36] Flonk [400/737] has come upon Taffer [71/709] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:41:13 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/15/18 12:32:07] Flonk [163/737] has challenged Gerdesas [455/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:56:54 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/15/18 23:36:14] Flonk [176/737] has challenged kork [164/302] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:18:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/16/18 03:02:27] TimWolla [215/344] has challenged Flonk [532/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[04/16/18 15:42:00] robox [301/809] has challenged Flonk [473/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:55 is added to robox's clock.
[04/17/18 07:59:14] LordH, djm, and woonack [750/2504] have team battled Flonk, agrajag, and Mateusz [294/2605] and won! 1 day, 01:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 11:31:02] Flonk [738/739] has come upon csssuf [59/722] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:58:13 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/17/18 18:51:25] Flonk [273/739] has challenged cirdan [503/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:03:36 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/18/18 03:02:52] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:39 towards level 51.
[04/18/18 11:42:06] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:52 towards level 51.
[04/19/18 13:34:28] Flonk [58/747] has challenged Andries [45/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:49 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/20/18 00:33:29] Flonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:58:37 towards level 52.
[04/20/18 02:46:52] Flonk [633/747] has come upon Zye [1067/1206] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:56 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/20/18 19:11:41] liara [427/523] has challenged Flonk [256/747] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from liara's clock.
[04/20/18 23:50:20] blizgerg, Flonk, and Mateusz [2183/2862] have team battled djm, RBecker, and basepi [1484/2694] and won! 1 day, 19:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 09:26:30] Flonk saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:08 from level 52.
[04/23/18 11:40:30] Flonk [50/747] has challenged codedeeply [334/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/24/18 03:53:31] Altorin [85/105] has challenged Flonk [217/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Altorin's clock.
[04/24/18 07:31:39] kork [237/341] has challenged Flonk [28/747] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:31:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/24/18 09:31:28] Flonk [135/747] has come upon MadHatter [174/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:53:05 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/25/18 11:21:05] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:42 towards level 52.
[04/25/18 16:04:11] Flonk [16/747] has challenged yano [444/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:55:19 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/26/18 03:08:08] Flonk [576/747] has challenged JuanMaestro [647/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:18 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/27/18 00:04:05] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:50 towards level 52.
[04/28/18 18:37:21] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:09 towards level 52.
[04/28/18 21:09:31] CompanionCube [2/4] has challenged Flonk [378/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/29/18 14:11:45] Flonk [479/750] has challenged fattrat [160/1178] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:00 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/01/18 18:08:03] djm, Barry, and Mars [725/2142] have team battled Flonk, ruan, and idlerpgww [2156/2195] and lost! 0 days, 11:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/18 06:54:06] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:07:46 towards level 53.
[05/02/18 17:22:50] Flonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:30 towards level 53.
[05/02/18 21:07:34] freeboson [529/849] has challenged Flonk [586/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:34 is added to freeboson's clock.
[05/04/18 09:05:53] Flonk was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:49:16 from level 53.
[05/04/18 12:56:15] Flonk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:09 from level 53.
[05/04/18 16:51:36] Flonk [507/750] has come upon Ttech [167/1709] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:54:45 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/05/18 05:14:13] Flonk [278/750] has come upon pants [749/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:26 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/08/18 23:54:26] mefmef [177/632] has challenged Flonk [274/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to mefmef's clock.
[05/09/18 06:23:56] aismallard [298/343] has challenged Flonk [572/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/09/18 12:55:42] Flonk [539/750] has come upon Fyris [143/247] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:46:32 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/10/18 12:31:12] Flonk [637/750] has challenged Psilocybe [529/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/12/18 01:04:38] Flonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:43 towards level 54.
[05/13/18 04:30:33] pants, Flonk, and yano [59/2293] have team battled Bob, IndigoTiger, and Tenorman [2088/2889] and lost! 1 day, 10:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/18 08:02:35] XF, Boohbah, and Flonk [1138/1694] have team battled loomysh, Cypher, and ncarl747 [412/2659] and won! 0 days, 02:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 22:39:20] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:16 towards level 54.
[05/16/18 04:06:13] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:21 towards level 54.
[05/16/18 04:42:53] Taffer, Killerkid, and Flonk [753/2111] have team battled lipek, Gerdesas, and Roxana [1002/2597] and lost! 0 days, 15:05:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 02:50:55] suterismus, Flonk, and Pici [2266/3151] have team battled TauPan, ilbelkyr, and irix [1430/2600] and won! 1 day, 11:26:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/18 03:02:41] Flonk [566/750] has come upon aismallard [351/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:55 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/05/18 16:19:29] Flonk [187/750] has challenged eva42 [1070/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/05/18 18:35:11] Flonk [41/750] has come upon niko [124/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:19:34 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/07/18 10:37:45] prime, Flonk, and PinkiePie [1521/2180] have team battled robox, abra0, and max [2317/2428] and lost! 1 day, 02:37:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 12:34:44] mwhahaha [548/928] has challenged Flonk [533/750] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:13:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/08/18 23:57:34] Flonk [37/750] has come upon kenyon [690/1206] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:06 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/09/18 09:40:01] Flonk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:56 towards level 54.
[06/09/18 13:32:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 1 day, 18:11:39 toward level 54.
[06/11/18 19:06:57] Psilocybe, MrGlass, and Neo [822/1988] have team battled Flonk, Asara, and Bob [678/2790] and won! 0 days, 02:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 19:49:03] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:50 towards level 54.
[06/11/18 20:39:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 0 days, 06:50:05 toward level 54.
[06/12/18 00:20:02] Flonk [128/750] has challenged vrillusions [1110/1299] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/12/18 15:21:51] nickware, alephnull, and Flonk [865/1969] have team battled khmerboy, Maria, and brendan [729/2160] and won! 0 days, 21:04:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 06:17:11] greekman, IdleMaster, bl4ckscor3, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 04:45:23] Flonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:16 towards level 55.
[06/16/18 05:55:19] Flonk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:45 from level 55.
[06/16/18 17:42:56] Flonk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:22:48 from level 55.
[06/17/18 05:21:33] Flonk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:01:55 from level 55.
[06/17/18 21:38:40] Cameron_D [436/1635] has challenged Flonk [402/750] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:10:52 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/19/18 22:56:32] Flonk [420/750] has come upon pixelate [85/473] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:32:14 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/20/18 06:29:49] Flonk [718/750] has come upon xit [274/971] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:59:10 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/20/18 21:05:37] Flonk [220/750] has come upon Yuhno [544/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:09:06 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/22/18 11:17:36] borsin [14/454] has challenged Flonk [281/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:02 is added to borsin's clock.
[06/22/18 12:05:42] manish17xxx, Virtual, and Flonk [60/2399] have team battled ncarl747, Tor, and holloway [1151/2468] and lost! 1 day, 02:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 20:47:14] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:14 towards level 55.
[06/23/18 00:27:34] Herb_Tarlek, vegadark, and ohnx [146/2482] have team battled astropoint, MrGlass, and Flonk [2364/2423] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 04:23:35] Flonk [288/750] has challenged Brady [160/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:32:06 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/23/18 14:49:11] jrosmith, xayto, and Khorne [2269/2587] have team battled h00k, kier, and Flonk [2020/2239] and won! 0 days, 16:51:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 00:47:19] Flonk got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:47 from level 55.
[06/24/18 22:14:49] m0shbear, sigmg, and Flonk [1187/2214] have team battled woonack, Mrs.BigHead, and idlerpgww [409/1627] and won! 0 days, 14:00:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 10:24:28] Flonk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:22 towards level 55.
[06/25/18 11:41:29] Morfeus [525/534] has challenged Flonk [730/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Morfeus's clock.
[06/25/18 21:15:26] Flonk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:58 from level 55.
[06/26/18 02:14:32] Lemongrab, Roxana, Killerkid, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/18 04:25:26] Flonk [704/750] has come upon rxcomm [697/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:46 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/26/18 15:13:41] Flonk [667/750] has challenged suterismus [282/1346] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:59 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/26/18 15:15:14] Flonk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Flonk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/18 17:17:29] Flonk [108/781] has challenged Sharky4 [532/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/26/18 19:04:02] Flonk, bebbet, and Mateusz [1584/2206] have team battled m0shbear, Cypher, and borsin [304/2262] and won! 0 days, 00:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/18 00:19:47] Gizmokid2005, XF, and adamchainz [1669/2153] have team battled simple, Flonk, and basepi [342/2534] and won! 0 days, 13:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 02:21:26] Flonk bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:35:51 from level 56.
[06/28/18 17:14:08] Flonk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Flonk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/18 07:27:16] Flonk [144/785] has come upon brendan [204/1423] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:05:39 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/29/18 08:36:36] MetaNova [913/960] has challenged Flonk [86/785] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:23:12 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/30/18 01:42:32] ruan [119/951] has challenged Flonk [363/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:25:11 is added to ruan's clock.
[06/30/18 21:45:47] Wohali, greekman, and brycec [716/1979] have team battled Flonk, SirMonkeybox, and Iri [1888/1967] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 04:07:24] Flonk [529/785] has come upon Axehands [98/283] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:41:56 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/01/18 04:51:54] Flonk [716/785] has challenged LegendaryQ [309/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:44:28 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/02/18 14:36:18] Flonk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:29:48 from level 56.
[07/03/18 02:31:02] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:37 towards level 56.
[07/03/18 04:42:21] damyan, Brady, and Flonk [1297/2386] have team battled Cypher, pixelate, and womblecat [521/2166] and won! 3 days, 16:46:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 12:10:05] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:50:11 towards level 56.
[07/04/18 21:19:12] Flonk [720/785] has come upon PinkiePie [401/882] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:07:47 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/05/18 01:22:44] Flonk [61/785] has come upon petrichor [260/1197] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:38:45 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/05/18 06:05:30] Flonk died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:19 from level 56.
[07/06/18 21:40:04] Flonk [61/785] has challenged vrillusions [369/1287] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:46:43 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/06/18 23:42:56] Zaratustra [140/1137] has challenged Flonk [6/785] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:41:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/07/18 12:30:21] Flonk [66/785] has come upon dax [398/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:03:39 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/08/18 21:57:50] Flonk [718/785] has come upon J [474/685] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:39:31 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/09/18 08:16:00] Flonk [161/785] has come upon Zaratustra [295/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:58:06 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/09/18 12:47:23] Flonk died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:39 from level 56.
[07/10/18 10:13:46] theemstra, Flonk, and kork [1536/1891] have team battled csc2ya, khmerboy, and Crazycatlady [1160/1449] and won! 1 day, 10:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 05:56:12] himuraken, Flonk, and fattrat [374/2904] have team battled ruan, Andries, and wulk [1481/2220] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 06:41:53] Flonk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:42 towards level 56.
[07/11/18 12:58:33] Flonk [161/785] has come upon Elgo [104/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:18 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/12/18 07:00:21] Flonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:24 towards level 56.
[07/12/18 15:28:02] Flonk [409/785] has challenged Zye [778/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:06:07 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/14/18 05:48:47] Smith [128/296] has challenged Flonk [146/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Smith's clock.
[07/14/18 06:46:15] Wohali [391/509] has challenged Flonk [513/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Wohali's clock.
[07/14/18 10:42:57] theemstra [375/796] has challenged Flonk [588/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/15/18 08:50:25] Flonk [21/785] has challenged womblecat [284/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:23 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/15/18 10:43:40] Flonk [782/785] has challenged soltys [273/583] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/16/18 16:09:53] Flonk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:11:48 from level 57.
[07/17/18 02:25:28] Flonk was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:54:28 from level 57.
[07/17/18 14:57:33] Cypher, Flonk, and Elgo [2391/2395] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and waifu [1388/1732] and won! 0 days, 01:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 19:38:59] HeavyPodda [621/979] has challenged Flonk [456/785] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:36:40 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/17/18 23:22:35] mwhahaha, MadMan, and freeboson [241/2833] have team battled Flonk, LordH, and zankore [1877/2806] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/18 08:26:47] Flonk [68/785] has challenged MadHatter [144/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:03:22 is added to Flonk's clock.
[08/25/18 02:49:01] niko [18/607] has challenged Flonk [465/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:14 is added to niko's clock.
[08/27/18 10:06:18] Mateusz [371/995] has challenged Flonk [179/785] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:32:24 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[08/28/18 13:15:28] Flonk [409/785] has challenged Heisenberg [349/666] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:26:37 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[08/29/18 03:48:54] Flonk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Flonk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/18 04:28:39] Flonk [217/782] has challenged useless [517/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:53:54 is added to Flonk's clock.
[08/31/18 01:35:33] allo [488/548] has challenged Flonk [433/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:40:05 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/31/18 18:41:11] Flonk [721/782] has challenged idlerpgww [41/574] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:24:07 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/01/18 07:17:12] damyan, SpikeX, and Mateusz [1335/2757] have team battled Flonk, gildarts, and Gizmokid2005 [1346/2274] and lost! 0 days, 14:24:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/18 02:15:13] Taffer, Flonk, and freeboson [1273/2044] have team battled bigjay, neurospex, and Luamil [875/3212] and won! 2 days, 02:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 15:30:06] Flonk [261/782] has come upon Tenorman [412/1051] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:54:46 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/04/18 20:29:57] Brady [381/675] has come upon Flonk [706/782] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:11:31 is added to Brady's clock.
[09/05/18 06:16:13] Flonk [543/782] has come upon Majak [74/469] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:38:19 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/06/18 01:18:19] Flonk [529/782] has come upon neurospex [347/1186] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:10:14 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/06/18 22:09:29] Flonk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:13 towards level 57.
[09/07/18 06:57:37] donpdonp [39/142] has challenged Flonk [325/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to donpdonp's clock.
[09/07/18 20:39:01] Flonk broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:19 from level 57.
[09/08/18 20:46:00] sjefen6 [180/474] has challenged Flonk [196/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:44 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[09/09/18 02:18:15] Flonk [345/782] has come upon LukeLR [321/635] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:12 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/09/18 12:08:50] Flonk [335/782] has come upon apiw [457/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:42 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/09/18 14:51:50] Flonk [201/782] has challenged Vroomfondel [550/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:09 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/09/18 16:28:32] Flonk [612/880] has challenged vegadark [454/596] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:07:54 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/09/18 23:36:07] Flonk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:28:09 from level 58.
[09/10/18 01:20:56] pztrn [259/354] has challenged Flonk [395/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to pztrn's clock.
[09/13/18 08:21:30] Flonk [772/880] has come upon sjefen6 [189/474] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:22:04 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/13/18 13:31:03] Flonk [396/880] has come upon suterismus [445/1284] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:42:21 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/13/18 19:23:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 8 days, 16:12:17 toward level 58.
[09/15/18 09:04:07] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:14 towards level 58.
[09/15/18 18:17:13] Flonk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:54 from level 58.
[09/15/18 18:41:39] Flonk [785/880] has challenged lagertonne [187/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:07:33 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/18/18 06:45:18] Flonk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:17:17 from level 58.
[09/18/18 06:53:38] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:20 towards level 58.
[09/18/18 12:49:01] Flonk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:53 towards level 58.
[09/19/18 01:08:06] damyan [702/918] has challenged Flonk [42/880] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:46:41 is removed from damyan's clock.
[09/19/18 03:12:08] woonack, Misza, and HeavyPodda [2078/2612] have team battled WallIdl, el, and Flonk [1521/2554] and won! 3 days, 16:54:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/18 03:43:34] Flonk, adamus1red, and SpikeX [1983/2235] have team battled Sixbierehomme, wulk, and Xenthys [362/1489] and won! 0 days, 20:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 14:29:05] HeavyPodda [518/977] has challenged Flonk [742/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:01 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/22/18 04:34:45] Flonk, djm, and CornFly [1760/2875] have team battled borsin, gildarts, and dxtr [14/1742] and won! 0 days, 04:39:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 23:13:47] Flonk [413/880] has challenged lagertonne [314/577] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:17:15 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/23/18 20:47:34] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:08 towards level 59.
[09/23/18 23:48:44] vrillusions [191/1281] has challenged Flonk [59/880] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:47:10 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[09/25/18 01:05:15] Flonk [480/880] has come upon TimWolla [472/756] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:57:43 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/26/18 07:48:11] Flonk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:09 from level 59.
[09/27/18 18:37:42] Flonk died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:14:20 from level 59.
[09/27/18 18:52:56] Flonk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:35 towards level 59.
[09/28/18 02:23:06] Flonk [97/880] has challenged Heisenberg [238/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:22:41 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/29/18 12:33:52] crysys, Brady, and gildarts [1370/1888] have team battled Nistur, ishanyx, and Flonk [850/2046] and won! 1 day, 21:48:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 23:38:48] Flonk [316/880] has challenged neurospex [304/1197] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:48:08 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[09/29/18 23:38:48] Flonk has dealt neurospex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:12:23 is added to neurospex's clock.
[09/30/18 13:23:23] Flonk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:52 towards level 59.
[10/01/18 12:51:45] allo [109/547] has challenged Flonk [852/880] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:59:14 is added to allo's clock.
[10/02/18 13:44:47] Flonk [299/880] has come upon freeboson [390/806] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:57:51 is added to Flonk's clock.
[10/02/18 14:00:31] Roxana [494/1035] has challenged Flonk [722/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:50 is added to Roxana's clock.
[10/02/18 14:39:42] Flonk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:15 from level 59.
[10/02/18 21:28:40] Flonk [26/880] has come upon kenyon [558/1353] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:50:17 is added to Flonk's clock.
[10/03/18 06:11:11] Flonk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:47 towards level 59.
[10/03/18 07:01:42] Flonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:10 towards level 59.
[10/03/18 07:27:51] Flonk [642/880] has come upon HellSpawn [384/409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:59:26 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/05/18 08:12:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 2 days, 17:04:12 toward level 59.
[10/06/18 00:29:02] el [558/915] has challenged Flonk [612/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:30 is added to el's clock.
[10/06/18 04:56:09] manish17xxx, M144, fattrat, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/18 04:56:09] Flonk [283/880] has come upon manish17xxx [260/733] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:07:53 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/08/18 11:21:44] Flonk was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:42 from level 59.
[10/08/18 19:30:56] HeavyPodda, brycec, and crysys [774/2978] have team battled pants, Herb_Tarlek, and Flonk [1277/2679] and lost! 1 day, 01:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/18 13:09:20] Flonk [697/880] has challenged soltys [373/587] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:36 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/12/18 21:36:20] Flonk [11/880] has come upon elbie [585/724] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:24:40 is added to Flonk's clock.
[10/16/18 05:50:02] Flonk [175/880] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [576/980] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:33:45 is added to Flonk's clock.
[10/16/18 17:00:59] MJ94, TimWolla, Kratos, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/18 15:29:41] RedW, Flonk, and Zoddo [312/2994] have team battled damyan, AbacusAvenger, and BagelBites [2090/2102] and lost! 0 days, 23:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 20:12:14] Flonk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:45:44 towards level 60.
[10/18/18 01:27:27] Flonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:52 towards level 60.
[10/18/18 11:33:12] Flonk EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:45 from level 60.
[10/18/18 15:22:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 10 days, 04:00:49 toward level 60.
[10/19/18 05:21:24] Killerkid, Flonk, and dclaw123 [2806/2920] have team battled Cypher, vegadark, and AncalagonThBlack [1763/2505] and won! 0 days, 23:55:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 06:40:50] womblecat, ohnx, and Flonk [1030/2534] have team battled Gizmokid2005, JuanMaestro, and Lnk [316/2757] and won! 2 days, 06:15:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 20:53:22] Flonk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:25 towards level 60.
[10/21/18 14:32:28] Flonk [664/880] has challenged freeboson [158/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:01:08 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/22/18 03:46:22] Flonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:54 towards level 60.
[10/22/18 13:19:41] Flonk [502/880] has come upon bootdisk [257/1204] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:08:55 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/22/18 20:18:55] CornFly, Flonk, and dwfreed [1926/2546] have team battled Agent86, ncarl747, and Roxana [779/2747] and won! 0 days, 12:24:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 22:51:59] Flonk [333/880] has challenged Roxana [2/1265] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:36 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/24/18 18:30:39] Flonk [79/880] has challenged Sixbierehomme [384/477] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:15 is added to Flonk's clock.
[10/25/18 10:09:13] Flonk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:04:07 towards level 61.
[10/25/18 18:20:22] Flonk, MadMan, and IdleMaster [1970/2790] have team battled Elgo, MrGlass, and Lemelisk [989/2685] and won! 5 days, 08:36:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 10:17:24] mwhahaha, Yuhno, and Ttech [1670/3331] have team battled irix, pfoley, and Flonk [1405/2548] and won! 0 days, 01:37:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 23:36:02] Flonk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:31:31 towards level 61.
[10/28/18 13:26:59] Flonk [368/880] has challenged WallIdl [198/722] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:22:34 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/28/18 21:15:19] idlerpgww, kenyon, yano, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/18 09:48:32] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:45 towards level 61.
[10/31/18 09:47:56] manish17xxx, dax, and Curious_Onion [375/1926] have team battled aismallard, Flonk, and Lnk [1355/2581] and lost! 1 day, 04:50:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/18 10:24:25] Flonk [252/880] has challenged Taffer [38/454] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:37:51 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[10/31/18 19:31:14] Flonk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:20 towards level 61.
[11/01/18 00:27:21] Khorne [941/1058] has challenged Flonk [754/880] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:24:45 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[11/01/18 08:49:16] Flonk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:58 towards level 61.
[11/02/18 04:47:04] shandor, brendan, Ttech, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/18 09:39:44] dclaw123 [97/1022] has challenged Flonk [558/880] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:13:21 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[11/06/18 01:53:18] Flonk [330/880] has challenged woonack [449/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:33:05 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/14/18 18:39:04] Flonk [578/880] has challenged damyan [69/950] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:24:28 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/14/18 19:55:56] Flonk [125/880] has come upon m0shbear [618/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:32 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/15/18 02:54:46] Tor, MJ94, and dindinx [884/2717] have team battled borsin, Flonk, and idlerpgww [1703/2104] and lost! 4 days, 19:12:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/18 01:36:20] Flonk [425/880] has come upon loomysh [138/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:46:49 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/17/18 23:42:06] Flonk [182/884] has challenged djm [683/823] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/18/18 04:57:31] Flonk [773/884] has challenged Tor [541/1106] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:58:24 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/18/18 07:58:10] Brady [679/909] has challenged Flonk [68/884] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:52:21 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/19/18 15:05:18] Psilocybe [68/747] has challenged Flonk [480/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:41:17 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[11/19/18 22:59:25] Flonk [781/884] has come upon djm [627/823] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:20:56 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/20/18 19:07:00] Flonk [187/884] has come upon Mateusz [145/1033] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:54:43 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/24/18 03:31:55] Flonk [511/884] has come upon m0shbear [296/762] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:08:35 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/24/18 07:07:24] Flonk [261/884] has come upon vox [37/1170] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:24:06 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/25/18 00:34:25] Flonk [395/884] has challenged MrGlass [204/958] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:29:40 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/28/18 16:46:39] Flonk sharpened the edge of their weapon! Flonk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/18 08:58:02] Flonk [740/900] has challenged grooverider [471/1384] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:35:57 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/29/18 08:58:02] Flonk has dealt grooverider a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:33:14 is added to grooverider's clock.
[11/29/18 21:47:02] NPC4946410567318, Misza, and Mars [2455/2530] have team battled Fluttershy, Flonk, and jrosmith [2041/2837] and won! 0 days, 04:39:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 04:02:26] Flonk [337/900] has challenged L [139/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:14:17 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/01/18 12:53:47] Flonk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:47 towards level 62.
[12/01/18 15:26:54] Geela, Reilly, and simple [1972/2271] have team battled Flonk, pants, and Sixbierehomme [1216/2323] and won! 0 days, 11:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 05:13:38] Flonk [580/900] has challenged dax [203/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:32:08 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/05/18 03:13:22] Flonk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:59 towards level 62.
[12/05/18 04:08:13] Flonk [710/900] has come upon zankore [480/1057] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:44:11 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/06/18 05:31:20] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:05 towards level 62.
[12/06/18 06:07:59] Flonk sharpened the edge of their weapon! Flonk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/18 17:59:55] Flonk [577/917] has challenged Mars [742/1039] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/06/18 18:33:47] Flonk [253/917] has come upon Nistur [51/522] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:27:57 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/07/18 11:25:50] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:50:25 towards level 63.
[12/08/18 00:05:01] Flonk [529/917] has come upon Xenofex [204/481] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:17:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/08/18 23:31:36] Bolverk [4/15] has challenged Flonk [746/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Bolverk's clock.
[12/09/18 08:01:39] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:02:33 towards level 63.
[12/09/18 10:50:12] Hypino [112/219] has challenged Flonk [567/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Hypino's clock.
[12/10/18 05:17:55] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:08:40 towards level 63.
[12/10/18 17:29:28] Flonk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:36 towards level 63.
[12/11/18 07:07:27] alephnull, SpikeX, and Flonk [1922/2351] have team battled F9, AngryParsley, and bootdisk [128/2348] and won! 1 day, 17:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 17:06:29] Flonk [405/917] has challenged crysys [26/753] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:12:32 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/12/18 14:44:51] Flonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:29 towards level 63.
[12/12/18 17:06:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Flonk with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:59:48 from level 63.
[12/12/18 18:34:04] brendan, SlowRiot, and waffles [2991/3015] have team battled SirMonkeybox, AbacusAvenger, and Flonk [1066/2323] and won! 0 days, 02:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 23:10:33] damyan, Zye, vox, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/18 00:59:44] dclaw123 [920/1006] has challenged Flonk [528/917] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:28:16 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[12/14/18 17:50:36] xayto [170/801] has challenged Flonk [680/917] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/14/18 20:04:05] Flonk [147/917] has challenged Hypino [12/256] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:09:08 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/15/18 07:18:47] Flonk [246/917] has come upon rxcomm [780/1046] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:38:26 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/15/18 12:12:39] Flonk [890/917] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [54/721] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:51:17 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/16/18 11:05:07] zygren [227/251] has challenged Flonk [383/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to zygren's clock.
[12/18/18 15:22:36] tmberg [384/1058] has challenged Flonk [650/917] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:20:57 is added to tmberg's clock.
[12/19/18 14:34:09] Beavis, hannesenator, FSM, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/18 08:39:37] vox [370/1170] has challenged Flonk [689/917] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:52:09 is added to vox's clock.
[12/20/18 22:52:42] zygren, ToHellWithGA, and Flonk [461/2159] have team battled Zoddo, IllusiveMan_, and Crazycatlady [2067/2263] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/18 13:31:41] Flonk [557/917] has come upon suterismus [754/1306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:06:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/22/18 18:22:45] Flonk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:04 from level 63.
[12/23/18 05:52:41] HeavyPodda [235/1019] has challenged Flonk [603/917] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:33:08 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/23/18 22:38:04] AngryParsley, popey, and tspange [1716/2345] have team battled ncarl747, alephnull, and Flonk [758/2475] and won! 0 days, 07:45:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 11:43:53] Flonk [612/917] has come upon Heisenberg [106/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:56 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/24/18 23:07:27] Jay_of_Delucia [12/409] has challenged Flonk [257/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[12/25/18 03:22:08] Flonk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:31 from level 63.
[12/25/18 08:47:13] Flonk [304/917] has come upon mwhahaha [698/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:42 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/26/18 12:10:26] Flonk [533/917] has challenged IdleBot [1049/1899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/27/18 01:28:06] Flonk [609/917] has challenged tmberg [613/1058] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:02:38 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/27/18 19:17:36] SpikeX [790/845] has challenged Flonk [543/917] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:25:52 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[12/28/18 00:16:05] Flonk [93/917] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [170/978] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:02:00 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/28/18 00:18:45] Flonk [273/917] has challenged Curious_Onion [169/668] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:43:41 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/28/18 14:21:57] Flonk [439/917] has challenged himuraken [387/941] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:54:26 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/29/18 09:18:35] Iceman, Beavis, and mistaEvO8 [1730/1745] have team battled Flonk, SlowRiot, and spillere [2023/2476] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/18 18:03:53] Hypino [165/338] has challenged Flonk [518/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Hypino's clock.
[12/30/18 03:10:30] ohnx, JensRex, and Pici [2823/3042] have team battled Flonk, MadMan, and ilbelkyr [1841/3025] and won! 7 days, 06:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 03:30:32] Flonk [789/917] has challenged Tor [829/1145] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:42:33 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/30/18 03:40:35] agrajag [30/952] has come upon Flonk [313/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:46:29 is added to agrajag's clock.
[12/30/18 05:56:55] mistaEvO8, IndigoTiger, and apiw [151/2076] have team battled Ttech, el, and Flonk [1813/3559] and lost! 0 days, 05:21:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 16:48:21] suterismus, Flonk, and NPC4946410567318 [1385/2682] have team battled waifu, M144, and AncalagonThBlack [1013/1981] and won! 0 days, 20:39:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 00:41:08] Flonk [334/917] has challenged simple [993/1106] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:33:23 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/01/19 03:35:25] Flonk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:21:37 from level 64.
[01/02/19 05:32:15] Flonk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:57:51 towards level 64.
[01/02/19 08:43:32] Homme [110/275] has challenged Flonk [269/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Homme's clock.
[01/02/19 12:37:35] IllusiveMan_, csc2ya, Yuhno, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/19 17:21:24] JuanMaestro, PiotrekD, and Flonk [1827/2529] have team battled Eldoreth, Jay_of_Delucia, and Herb_Tarlek [912/2300] and won! 5 days, 12:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 08:22:59] Flonk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Flonk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/19 10:00:21] Flonk [217/922] has challenged holloway [588/980] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:02:37 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/04/19 10:05:01] max, cirdan, and Eldoreth [2278/2760] have team battled Andries, Iceman, and Flonk [490/2056] and won! 10 days, 09:40:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 18:07:30] KeboDK [526/1059] has challenged Flonk [839/922] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:04:22 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[01/05/19 23:32:12] Flonk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:05:14 from level 64.
[01/07/19 12:14:14] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:51:46 towards level 64.
[01/10/19 13:38:58] Lnk, Flonk, and D.Va [426/2592] have team battled tspange, TauPan, and MadMan [1454/2331] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/19 14:04:40] Flonk left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Flonk's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/19 20:34:25] Flonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:51:49 towards level 64.
[01/12/19 06:44:47] Flonk [241/902] has come upon xayto [541/747] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:13:26 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/12/19 13:47:39] Emar [198/360] has challenged Flonk [858/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:39 is added to Emar's clock.
[01/13/19 22:10:50] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:38 towards level 64.
[01/14/19 18:25:10] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:22:21 towards level 64.
[01/14/19 19:03:58] Flonk, sunri5e, and bebbet [676/2607] have team battled Pici, DrJosh9000, and xit [448/2666] and won! 1 day, 23:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 18:27:22] grooverider, TimWolla, and Flonk [335/3185] have team battled allo, D.Va, and Fluttershy [1588/2436] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 16:08:08] mwhahaha, IdleMaster, and fattrat [1012/2990] have team battled Flonk, AbacusAvenger, and niko [329/2402] and won! 2 days, 14:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 03:36:55] Nuae, elbie, and bp [428/1682] have team battled agrajag, MrGlass, and Flonk [2080/2857] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/19 01:08:00] Flonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:48 towards level 64.
[01/19/19 18:21:11] Flonk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:13 towards level 64.
[01/19/19 23:31:29] Flonk [214/902] has challenged xayto [167/751] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:25:05 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[01/20/19 19:43:35] Eldoreth, xit, and allo [1972/2600] have team battled dclaw123, Flonk, and SCSi [1017/2439] and won! 1 day, 00:05:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/19 00:28:26] Flonk [603/902] has come upon HellSpawn [181/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:34:35 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[01/22/19 15:26:25] petrichor, fattrat, and Flonk [762/3365] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, AncalagonThBlack, and brendan [855/2683] and lost! 0 days, 06:38:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 05:23:43] Jay_of_Delucia [22/442] has come upon Flonk [820/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:00:34 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[01/23/19 09:09:24] strife [278/427] has challenged Flonk [47/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from strife's clock.
[01/23/19 10:12:40] Flonk [495/902] has come upon MJ94 [625/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:35:24 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/23/19 12:53:31] waifu, Beefcan, and mistaEvO8 [731/1772] have team battled IndigoTiger, Flonk, and kork [250/2186] and won! 0 days, 02:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 13:42:20] Flonk [142/902] has come upon sjums_the_great [308/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:44:28 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/24/19 22:04:02] ohnx, PiotrekD, niko, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/19 03:52:49] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:23 towards level 64.
[01/25/19 08:44:25] Flonk [34/902] has challenged woonack [290/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:53 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/25/19 10:42:46] autist [125/391] has challenged Flonk [258/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to autist's clock.
[01/26/19 11:17:50] Flonk [413/902] has come upon IndigoTiger [741/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:22 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/26/19 20:26:30] Flonk [237/905] has challenged Ttech [1031/1693] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/27/19 07:55:15] Flonk [151/905] has challenged Syloq [296/598] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:12:24 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/27/19 10:23:02] Flonk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:41:16 from level 65.
[01/27/19 18:34:24] Asara, manish17xxx, Milquetoast, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/19 14:08:30] sunri5e, dwfreed, and NPC4946410567318 [1579/2244] have team battled Flonk, nickware, and m0shbear [297/2799] and won! 2 days, 06:36:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 20:32:28] Flonk [52/905] has come upon aismallard [319/742] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:02:25 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/29/19 04:25:48] Flonk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:34:20 from level 65.
[01/29/19 05:45:30] Flonk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:37:23 from level 65.
[01/30/19 07:09:59] Flonk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:32:02 from level 65.
[01/30/19 07:15:21] Flonk, h00k, and Psilocybe [2213/2310] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, Krelian, and Andries [1140/1567] and won! 1 day, 04:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 07:14:14] Beefcan, bootdisk, and MrGlass [1317/2644] have team battled jbroome, dclaw123, and Flonk [1427/2319] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/19 11:24:06] Flonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:32 towards level 65.
[01/31/19 21:48:14] Flonk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:18:07 towards level 65.
[02/01/19 03:21:53] Flonk [664/905] has challenged Nuae [61/281] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:00:15 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/02/19 02:55:12] Flonk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:35:48 from level 65.
[02/02/19 13:15:43] Flonk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:08:57 from level 65.
[02/02/19 13:32:23] Flonk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Flonk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/19 03:09:00] Birdbones [71/1379] has challenged Flonk [347/902] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:09:10 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/03/19 11:43:36] Flonk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:40:01 from level 65.
[02/04/19 09:28:02] agrajag [214/1002] has challenged Flonk [745/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:39 is added to agrajag's clock.
[02/04/19 12:25:01] Flonk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:57:53 towards level 65.
[02/04/19 20:52:04] Flonk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:25:06 towards level 65.
[02/05/19 18:52:34] ilbelkyr [721/950] has challenged Flonk [649/902] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/07/19 02:43:37] vegadark [132/695] has challenged Flonk [285/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:33 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/07/19 11:45:41] sjefen6 [823/881] has challenged Flonk [244/902] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:37:08 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[02/07/19 22:09:58] Flonk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:24:57 from level 65.
[02/09/19 17:40:09] Flonk [207/902] has come upon elbie [329/982] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:17:13 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/11/19 02:49:20] zid, sjefen6, and Reilly [1575/2357] have team battled Flonk, Cameron_D, and lipek [1283/3776] and won! 6 days, 15:58:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 08:59:58] Flonk [855/902] has come upon max [451/794] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:56:35 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/12/19 20:45:33] Flonk [68/902] has come upon dwfreed [309/382] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:37:07 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/13/19 07:15:11] Killerkid [622/1086] has challenged Flonk [719/902] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:55:46 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[02/14/19 06:57:02] blabber, L, and Flonk [926/1670] have team battled Misza, FSM, and TimWolla [658/2999] and won! 0 days, 03:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 10:21:38] Flonk [760/902] has challenged Globalirc [304/794] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:49:29 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/15/19 04:01:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 14 days, 09:59:52 toward level 65.
[02/15/19 20:50:21] Flonk [622/902] has come upon Crazycatlady [286/662] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:03:39 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/17/19 01:36:09] Flonk [262/902] has challenged bobvador [142/592] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:17:59 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/17/19 08:26:30] Flonk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:00 towards level 65.
[02/17/19 17:58:33] Flonk [535/902] has come upon Nuae [241/407] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:09:49 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/17/19 17:58:33] Flonk has dealt Nuae a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:35:12 is added to Nuae's clock.
[02/18/19 19:00:20] dxtr [370/932] has challenged Flonk [503/902] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to dxtr's clock.
[02/18/19 20:40:17] Flonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:48:33 towards level 65.
[02/18/19 21:12:01] Flonk [432/902] has come upon exotime [210/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:47:29 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/19/19 08:36:33] Flonk [129/902] has come upon Atan [221/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:10:22 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/19/19 12:02:00] Flonk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:17 towards level 65.
[02/19/19 15:50:21] Flonk [872/902] has challenged xonic [91/628] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:05:30 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/21/19 00:38:37] Reilly, WallIdl, and Flonk [1847/2127] have team battled el, vox, and aismallard [1940/2815] and lost! 1 day, 07:42:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/19 02:58:33] crysys [245/791] has challenged Flonk [309/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:48 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/21/19 04:59:02] Flonk [497/902] has challenged KeboDK [566/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:26:57 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/22/19 05:27:17] Flonk [889/902] has come upon ohnx [396/840] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:44:19 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/22/19 08:05:11] Flonk [698/902] has challenged ilbelkyr [769/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:09 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/24/19 12:41:51] Andries, Flonk, and moaz [1329/1985] have team battled Sundance, vrillusions, and Vroomfondel [921/2707] and won! 0 days, 04:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 21:57:02] Flonk [4/902] has come upon darkmage [455/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:18:11 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/25/19 21:12:15] vrillusions, Reilly, Birdbones, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/19 22:50:16] Flonk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:29 towards level 65.
[02/26/19 09:27:42] L [220/418] has challenged Flonk [421/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:52 is added to L's clock.
[02/27/19 06:00:49] Flonk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:34 towards level 65.
[02/28/19 04:52:54] Flonk [505/902] has challenged LordH [676/1151] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:48:14 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/28/19 15:08:41] Flonk [34/902] has come upon Zoddo [0/1143] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:58:57 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[03/01/19 07:59:52] Flonk saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:46:07 from level 66.
[03/01/19 09:26:31] Flonk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:49:40 from level 66.
[03/01/19 15:47:33] Flonk [502/902] has challenged Fritzl [113/224] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:57:04 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[03/03/19 23:00:30] rxcomm [1071/1079] has challenged Flonk [682/902] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:54:13 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[03/04/19 01:00:59] petrichor [462/1208] has challenged Flonk [654/902] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:44:53 is added to petrichor's clock.
[03/05/19 15:10:45] Flonk [41/902] has come upon KeboDK [598/803] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:34:44 is added to Flonk's clock.
[03/07/19 05:18:45] Flonk [135/902] has challenged irix [394/921] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:35:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[03/07/19 05:43:53] Flonk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:14:28 from level 66.
[03/07/19 23:22:15] Flonk [639/902] has challenged KeboDK [765/803] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:20:02 is added to Flonk's clock.
[03/09/19 20:31:13] Flonk [703/902] has challenged Fluttershy [966/1075] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:30:47 is added to Flonk's clock.
[03/10/19 20:31:41] Flonk [31/902] has come upon dwfreed [86/411] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 07:11:19 is added to Flonk's clock.
[03/13/19 08:48:10] dindinx [660/1007] has challenged Flonk [437/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:29 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/15/19 20:11:14] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:26:56 towards level 66.
[03/16/19 20:14:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 23 days, 00:00:39 toward level 66.
[03/17/19 00:06:17] autist [88/387] has challenged Flonk [382/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:59 is added to autist's clock.
[03/17/19 10:51:13] Flonk died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:50:34 from level 66.
[03/17/19 17:27:08] The_Joker [3/11] has challenged Flonk [395/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[03/18/19 15:02:51] Flonk [785/902] has come upon PiotrekD [751/762] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:21:57 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[03/19/19 04:26:31] Flonk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:44:40 towards level 66.
[03/20/19 15:00:33] Brady [773/949] has come upon Flonk [661/902] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:18:26 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/20/19 16:12:46] brendan, TauPan, and Flonk [2335/2720] have team battled Fluttershy, Killerkid, and Fritzl [493/2463] and won! 7 days, 21:26:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/19 23:44:26] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:01:50 towards level 66.
[03/22/19 00:32:40] Sixbierehomme, zifre, and tmberg [572/2540] have team battled Andries, IceeVeeCee, and Flonk [412/2001] and won! 0 days, 03:09:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/19 03:23:26] Flonk [823/902] has come upon bootdisk [244/972] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:11:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[03/22/19 07:49:38] micah [35/153] has challenged Flonk [488/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to micah's clock.
[03/23/19 02:03:22] holloway, lipek, jbroome, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/19 06:52:56] canton7, Flonk, and kenyon [927/2961] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, J, and xayto [694/2375] and won! 3 days, 00:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 13:12:44] Iceman, algernon, and Flonk [184/1383] have team battled Khorne, lipek, and Mars [2438/3455] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 19:03:51] damyan, kenyon, canton7, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/19 19:06:19] Flonk was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:01 from level 66.
[03/24/19 23:51:01] IceeVeeCee [119/380] has challenged Flonk [294/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to IceeVeeCee's clock.
[03/26/19 19:03:32] MaryMaid, petrichor, and GilbertErik [1605/2387] have team battled theZoMBiE, Flonk, and sjefen6 [2165/2207] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/19 20:36:08] Zye, ncarl747, and strife [35/2888] have team battled elf, Flonk, and Kropotkin [850/2322] and lost! 0 days, 10:26:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/19 21:54:45] MaryMaid [129/371] has challenged Flonk [313/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[03/27/19 04:59:21] grooverider [711/1380] has challenged Flonk [86/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:49 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/27/19 23:27:13] Flonk, Xenthys, and Milquetoast [37/2455] have team battled Roxana, pfoley, and Birdbones [2777/3421] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 13:43:50] Flonk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:46 from level 66.
[03/29/19 18:48:01] Nechayev, pants, and bisco [1406/1698] have team battled LeLutin, Flonk, and lavamind [126/1395] and won! 0 days, 01:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 21:44:53] Flonk [716/902] has challenged csc2ya [323/471] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/03/19 11:48:57] Flonk [215/902] has come upon Tanelom [218/235] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:35:32 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/04/19 03:42:56] Ironhoof [21/1126] has challenged Flonk [406/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:46:39 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/04/19 13:34:21] Flonk [376/902] has come upon The_Joker [65/357] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:40:22 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/05/19 15:33:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 28 days, 23:43:41 toward level 67.
[04/05/19 17:03:10] Jay_of_Delucia [383/484] has come upon Flonk [126/902] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:09:02 is removed from Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[04/06/19 10:12:01] Flonk [599/902] has come upon M144 [627/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:48:57 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/06/19 14:52:29] Flonk [717/902] has come upon bebbet [326/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:41:51 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/07/19 17:38:55] Flonk, Zoddo, and x0 [2147/2779] have team battled dwfreed, HeavyPodda, and Faker [125/1766] and won! 0 days, 14:18:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 10:06:24] yano [232/781] has challenged Flonk [796/902] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:23:12 is added to yano's clock.
[04/08/19 15:10:39] Flonk [470/902] has come upon Xenthys [170/542] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:06:39 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/09/19 07:11:10] tmberg [1397/1408] has challenged Flonk [424/902] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:45:34 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/09/19 13:40:05] Flonk was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:34 from level 67.
[04/10/19 08:05:57] Flonk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:44 towards level 67.
[04/10/19 14:08:54] Flonk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:50 from level 67.
[04/11/19 17:27:20] Flonk [711/902] has come upon ilbelkyr [160/1084] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:20:54 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/12/19 13:27:16] Flonk [771/902] has come upon alephnull [277/782] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:13:33 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/14/19 10:52:33] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:02 towards level 67.
[04/14/19 22:42:08] Brady [382/942] has challenged Flonk [434/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:08 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/16/19 00:37:27] Ravenloft [2/12] has challenged Flonk [139/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[04/16/19 02:13:43] Ravenloft [9/37] has challenged Flonk [548/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[04/16/19 20:41:02] Flonk [564/939] has challenged FSM [47/924] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/17/19 00:01:21] Flonk [254/939] has come upon Birdbones [383/1392] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:51:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/17/19 07:08:41] Flonk [689/939] has come upon Fluttershy [441/1098] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:58:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/17/19 11:55:48] Ironhoof [863/1107] has challenged Flonk [114/939] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:59:15 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[04/18/19 07:53:00] Flonk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:58:48 from level 68.
[04/18/19 09:20:53] Flonk [914/939] has come upon Mithkabob [102/453] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:41:57 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/18/19 15:02:30] lavamind [211/495] has challenged Flonk [402/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to lavamind's clock.
[04/18/19 19:11:25] Flonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:45:49 towards level 68.
[04/20/19 01:26:20] Lemongrab, micah, Milquetoast, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/19 11:31:46] Flonk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:36 towards level 68.
[04/21/19 13:44:26] rtfm [44/63] has challenged Flonk [446/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to rtfm's clock.
[04/22/19 18:24:27] waffles [394/559] has challenged Flonk [797/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:42 is added to waffles's clock.
[04/23/19 04:26:46] Flonk [821/939] has challenged manish17xxx [182/754] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:21:08 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/23/19 22:01:28] Oooooog, cirdan, and DrJosh9000 [901/2288] have team battled simple, Flonk, and KeboDK [1885/2862] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/19 01:17:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Flonk with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 18:49:22 from level 68.
[04/24/19 08:07:15] Flonk [641/939] has come upon DrJosh9000 [132/570] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:14:43 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/25/19 11:12:12] lavamind, zygren, and dax [699/1730] have team battled pants, tmberg, and Flonk [1142/3537] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/19 22:55:22] Flonk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:20 towards level 68.
[04/26/19 12:10:58] Flonk [289/939] has come upon Misza [132/1271] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:04:45 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/26/19 17:28:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 9 days, 15:23:24 toward level 68.
[04/26/19 18:46:32] Flonk [486/939] has challenged Milquetoast [516/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:10 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/28/19 01:34:35] Flonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:34 towards level 68.
[04/28/19 22:24:44] Flonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:09 towards level 68.
[04/29/19 04:34:05] Flonk, Mithkabob, and bookworm [1053/1763] have team battled sjefen6, Tenorman, and allo [387/2664] and won! 0 days, 08:55:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/19 05:04:12] Greg [191/411] has challenged Flonk [478/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Greg's clock.
[04/30/19 14:58:36] Oooooog [510/732] has come upon Flonk [345/939] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:33:04 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[04/30/19 16:14:34] Flonk [24/939] has challenged meskio [328/331] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/01/19 20:00:04] TimWolla, strife, and Flonk [1114/2542] have team battled MetaNova, cirdan, and Killerkid [922/3136] and won! 0 days, 16:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 20:28:52] Flonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:46:04 towards level 69.
[05/02/19 21:10:31] Flonk got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:07:42 from level 69.
[05/03/19 05:45:00] Flonk [226/939] has come upon jvoisin [22/445] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:24:06 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/03/19 18:25:07] bookworm, Brady, and Atan [47/2071] have team battled Flonk, grooverider, and ilbelkyr [493/3447] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/19 03:27:20] Flonk [661/939] has challenged bigjay [906/1496] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:56:37 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/04/19 15:30:10] Flonk [497/939] has challenged Zoddo [1153/1167] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:17:55 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/05/19 00:51:07] lavamind, apiw, and LapTop006 [980/1910] have team battled MetaNova, bigjay, and Flonk [1929/3475] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 02:21:49] Flonk [584/939] has come upon bigjay [168/1496] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:14:38 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/08/19 04:51:59] Mateusz, elbie, Killerkid, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/19 10:23:31] MrGlass, KeboDK, and Flonk [1785/2507] have team battled BagelBites, meskio, and blabber [1496/1519] and won! 0 days, 12:53:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 11:52:19] Flonk [881/939] has challenged niko [231/808] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:12:20 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/09/19 09:57:31] LeLutin [159/333] has challenged Flonk [567/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:21 is added to LeLutin's clock.
[05/09/19 23:29:10] Flonk [378/939] has come upon max [562/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:16:48 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/10/19 00:22:26] xonic, Flonk, and max [2491/2579] have team battled TimWolla, AngryParsley, and apiw [1212/3213] and won! 1 day, 02:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 22:48:53] Flonk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:58:24 towards level 69.
[05/11/19 05:15:33] el, bootdisk, and Flonk [158/2821] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, MiddlewareMonkey, and AncalagonThBlack [1779/2284] and lost! 5 days, 06:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/19 10:06:43] MadMan, Pici, and Flonk [964/3284] have team battled PlasmaStar, Nistur, and Majak [708/1457] and won! 2 days, 02:44:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/19 14:32:13] Flonk [775/939] has challenged SirMonkeybox [282/544] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:36:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/15/19 21:22:13] pfoley, damyan, meskio, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/19 05:50:57] Flonk [492/939] has come upon HeavyPodda [732/1040] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:04:15 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/16/19 10:23:32] Lnk [618/988] has challenged Flonk [227/939] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:30:08 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/18/19 11:47:58] pfoley, bigjay, sjefen6, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/19 07:05:49] AbacusAvenger, ncarl747, FSM, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/19 08:28:51] Flonk [731/948] has come upon Euph0ria [246/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:31:39 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/21/19 16:06:08] Flonk [140/948] has challenged Killerkid [517/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:12 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/22/19 19:49:35] Flonk [205/948] has come upon Kropotkin [590/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:54:01 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/23/19 11:45:34] Jay_of_Delucia [406/509] has come upon Flonk [403/948] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:19:23 is removed from Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[05/24/19 07:23:33] Flonk got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:58 from level 69.
[05/24/19 19:03:55] mordac, Zaratustra, and Clearcasting [2069/3128] have team battled Bahhumbug, Flonk, and ishanyx [1224/2611] and won! 1 day, 12:33:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 00:31:20] Flonk, Roxana, and darkmage [2920/3325] have team battled Nechayev, anarcat, and mordac [378/2532] and won! 0 days, 00:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 18:54:06] Flonk [674/981] has challenged TimWolla [1081/1197] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/27/19 07:37:21] MrGlass [733/884] has challenged Flonk [776/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:08:01 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/27/19 09:43:16] Flonk [94/981] has come upon ohnx [797/833] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:57:14 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/28/19 14:59:44] Flonk [198/981] has come upon bigjay [462/1472] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:12:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/28/19 16:42:22] Flonk EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:22:18 from level 70.
[05/28/19 17:04:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 63 days, 16:24:39 toward level 70.
[05/29/19 06:47:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 10 days, 13:43:57 toward level 70.
[05/29/19 10:54:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 8 days, 04:48:12 toward level 70.
[05/29/19 15:54:43] Flonk [401/981] has come upon MetaNova [93/1030] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:08:44 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/30/19 03:53:05] bebbet [160/566] has challenged Flonk [142/981] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:36:27 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[05/30/19 23:12:07] zid, Flonk, and Twistit [2060/2249] have team battled simple, psycho, and PlasmaStar [1472/2153] and won! 0 days, 02:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 12:00:17] Flonk [240/981] has challenged waifu [669/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:58 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/31/19 17:33:10] Flonk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:05 towards level 70.
[06/01/19 03:40:06] Flonk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:10 towards level 70.
[06/01/19 08:53:41] Flonk was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:19 from level 70.
[06/01/19 09:00:00] Flonk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:50 towards level 70.
[06/01/19 11:22:35] Flonk [90/981] has challenged MetaNova [888/1030] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:53:15 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/01/19 12:55:11] jvoisin [417/490] has challenged Flonk [191/981] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[06/01/19 13:47:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 33 days, 03:16:52 toward level 71.
[06/02/19 13:11:32] damyan [795/898] has challenged Flonk [665/981] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:48:28 is removed from damyan's clock.
[06/02/19 13:14:57] Flonk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:02:53 towards level 71.
[06/03/19 14:17:14] Flonk [359/981] has challenged PiotrekD [321/755] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:35:00 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/04/19 17:11:41] Flonk got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:19:36 from level 71.
[06/07/19 01:37:04] Flonk [35/981] has challenged zankore [979/1043] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:31:52 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/07/19 02:31:59] grooverider [249/1456] has come upon Flonk [670/981] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:13:44 is added to grooverider's clock.
[06/07/19 02:45:56] Flonk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:25:36 from level 71.
[06/10/19 00:46:44] Flonk [768/981] has come upon blizgerg [1160/1345] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:51:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/10/19 01:59:59] Flonk was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:44 from level 71.
[06/11/19 08:35:44] Flonk [487/981] has come upon bigjay [144/1472] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:10:03 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/11/19 22:36:52] Flonk [333/981] has come upon Nechayev [443/748] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:11:33 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/12/19 07:03:05] Flonk [143/981] has come upon brycec [882/1106] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:00:39 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/13/19 05:01:27] darkmage, snek, and Roxana [2096/2778] have team battled Eldoreth, Psilocybe, and Flonk [538/2749] and won! 0 days, 01:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/19 03:25:06] sunri5e [790/1203] has challenged Flonk [56/981] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:23:00 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[06/14/19 14:10:19] canton7, Lemelisk, and Flonk [1236/3370] have team battled PlasmaStar, Atan, and kork [423/1635] and won! 4 days, 04:59:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/19 02:45:02] Flonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:04 towards level 71.
[06/16/19 07:51:17] buyoq, Sundance, and Brady [517/1784] have team battled Flonk, pants, and fattrat [2553/3354] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/19 12:26:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 1 day, 09:25:23 toward level 71.
[06/16/19 17:30:51] Flonk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:18 towards level 71.
[06/16/19 21:43:53] Flonk was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:28:56 from level 71.
[06/16/19 23:32:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 6 days, 09:49:55 toward level 71.
[06/18/19 07:46:25] Flonk [9/981] has come upon Lnk [496/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:01 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/18/19 22:50:29] Nechayev [251/748] has challenged Flonk [855/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:19:39 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/19/19 03:33:12] Flonk [156/981] has come upon blabber [369/604] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:30:09 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/20/19 09:59:14] Flonk [754/981] has challenged bebbet [410/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:29 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/22/19 03:45:59] Flonk [255/981] has come upon phraktyl [65/310] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:58 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/22/19 06:42:22] Flonk [810/981] has come upon psycho [364/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:00 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/22/19 07:13:04] Flonk [23/981] has challenged woonack [247/506] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/22/19 10:09:15] dindinx [212/1024] has challenged Flonk [733/981] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:55:09 is added to dindinx's clock.
[04/11/20 06:33:18] Flonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:08:33 towards level 72.
[04/11/20 08:41:25] Flonk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:08:04 towards level 72.
[04/11/20 12:19:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 23 days, 11:23:25 toward level 72.
[04/11/20 22:32:29] Flonk [791/981] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [39/825] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:20 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/13/20 15:23:57] Flonk, sunri5e, and Nofew [417/3025] have team battled Forud, eta, and Asara [1445/1921] and lost! 2 days, 03:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 07:01:52] Flonk [479/981] has come upon M144 [206/950] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:42:41 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/15/20 15:23:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Flonk 6 days, 00:51:55 toward level 72.
[04/16/20 07:59:42] Flonk [262/981] has challenged Atan [151/774] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:10:52 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/17/20 00:24:25] Flonk was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:56 from level 72.
[04/18/20 16:13:13] jayvee [660/693] has challenged Flonk [333/981] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:01:38 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[04/20/20 02:21:28] Scar3cr0w [333/693] has challenged Flonk [929/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:27:57 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[04/20/20 07:48:44] Flonk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:09 towards level 72.
[04/20/20 19:07:49] Asara, Flonk, and Khorne [2556/2808] have team battled zid, canton7, and scumola [768/2616] and won! 1 day, 10:57:50 is removed from their clocks.