Player Info

User: Globalirc
Class: Globalirc.cf
Admin?: No
Level: 102
Next level: 42 days, 11:14:55
Status: Offline
Host: Globalirc!~Globalirc@vps-f747e1f7.vps.ovh.net
Account Created: Sun Oct 11 14:03:50 2015
Last login: Thu Apr 22 13:25:41 2021
Total time idled: 1625 days, 11:31:43
Current position: [475,340]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 108 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 74
charm: 59
gloves: 79
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 67
ring: 58
shield: 78
tunic: 95 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 338 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1022

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 249 days, 14:35:17
quit: 131 days, 02:20:58

total: 380 days, 16:56:15

Character Modifiers

[10/11/15 15:25:28] Globalirc [1/4] has challenged discopig [700/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/11/15 15:40:08] Globalirc [5/8] has challenged Cypher [288/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/11/15 17:00:39] Globalirc [12/28] has challenged SlowRiot [550/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/11/15 17:31:26] Globalirc [25/37] has challenged IdleMaster [1/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/11/15 17:58:41] Globalirc [37/49] has challenged Loquatious [22/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/12/15 02:24:47] Globalirc, Ladon, and iynque [239/1284] have team battled Regnor, yawgmoth, and vox [1814/1836] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/15 03:30:31] sbp, clearcasting, and aucg [892/1998] have team battled andoruh, Globalirc, and identd [733/1031] and won! 4 days, 09:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 10:19:29] Globalirc [87/147] has challenged kork [222/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/22/15 10:32:37] Andries, Brom, and Globalirc [1182/1382] have team battled pants, eva42, and Akiyuki [1476/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/15 13:26:40] Globalirc [62/193] has challenged Glorfindel [627/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/22/15 13:56:34] Globalirc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:16 from level 26.
[10/22/15 21:33:21] Globalirc [46/211] has challenged SirMonkeybox [725/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/23/15 02:41:49] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/15 04:16:52] arlen [404/737] has come upon Globalirc [130/212] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:02:44 is removed from arlen's clock.
[10/23/15 06:10:09] Globalirc [13/231] has challenged fraq [299/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/23/15 10:01:25] GreatRuby, woonack, and roy [7/1348] have team battled Globalirc, joek, and soltys [424/1209] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/15 15:58:39] Globalirc [122/236] has challenged Virtual [764/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/23/15 17:02:56] Birdbones [694/929] has come upon Globalirc [153/236] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:38:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/23/15 21:39:25] d34th [21/250] has challenged Globalirc [42/236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to d34th's clock.
[10/24/15 03:34:05] Globalirc [185/254] has challenged honkybonky [89/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/24/15 13:55:47] Globalirc [216/276] has challenged yano [639/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/25/15 05:48:42] Globalirc [107/276] has challenged sjefen6 [373/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/25/15 19:26:57] aucg [218/721] has come upon Globalirc [87/276] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:02 is removed from aucg's clock.
[10/25/15 22:12:15] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:22 towards level 32.
[10/26/15 00:12:16] Globalirc [106/292] has challenged Sixbierehomme [611/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/26/15 21:11:26] Globalirc [248/292] has challenged blindbox [94/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/27/15 16:49:58] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:23 towards level 34.
[10/27/15 17:54:18] Globalirc [198/293] has challenged Xyrael [362/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/28/15 11:05:07] Globalirc got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:09 from level 35.
[10/28/15 22:55:54] Globalirc [103/303] has challenged d34th [46/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/28/15 23:53:38] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:03 towards level 36.
[10/29/15 09:38:59] Darky [47/758] has come upon Globalirc [151/303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/29/15 11:26:39] Sixbierehomme [543/753] has challenged Globalirc [152/303] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:09:31 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/29/15 14:48:41] Crazycatlady, Globalirc, and RBecker [800/1126] have team battled beefnog, XJR-9, and joek [194/1526] and won! 0 days, 02:05:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/15 23:09:31] Globalirc [198/303] has challenged MrGlass [249/252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/31/15 12:27:35] Globalirc [244/311] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [12/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/01/15 19:33:20] godog [579/633] has come upon Globalirc [257/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:49 is removed from godog's clock.
[11/01/15 22:39:29] Globalirc [255/311] has challenged mwhahaha [188/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/02/15 02:51:43] FakeWizard [162/277] has challenged Globalirc [6/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/02/15 07:39:55] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:36 towards level 39.
[11/02/15 22:07:03] zokko [106/269] has come upon Globalirc [133/311] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:11:39 is added to zokko's clock.
[11/03/15 07:21:05] Globalirc lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:28 from level 39.
[11/03/15 18:52:02] Globalirc [238/322] has challenged Remmy [270/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/04/15 01:32:48] SirMonkeybox, D-NICE, and blizgerg [1317/1807] have team battled Heisenberg, Globalirc, and argus [805/1668] and won! 0 days, 00:49:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 10:02:23] eva42 [451/839] has challenged Globalirc [253/322] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:23:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/06/15 19:55:02] Globalirc [181/325] has challenged Zaratustra [73/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/08/15 09:30:59] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:07 from level 41.
[11/09/15 04:12:09] Globalirc [31/325] has challenged irix [259/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/09/15 08:16:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 12:14:09 toward level 42.
[11/10/15 10:53:45] streak [27/290] has challenged Globalirc [163/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to streak's clock.
[11/10/15 18:34:48] PersonalJ, h00k, and pixelate [858/1875] have team battled Globalirc, gipyelrah, and SudoKing [2044/2222] and lost! 1 day, 03:43:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 21:49:15] Tenorman [857/880] has come upon Globalirc [276/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:44 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/11/15 09:27:49] Hydrogenum [108/517] has come upon Globalirc [102/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:13:42 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[11/11/15 16:49:24] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:29 from level 42.
[11/12/15 01:11:56] Globalirc [211/325] has challenged ElectRo [1093/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/12/15 06:28:28] Globalirc [150/325] has come upon Asara [51/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:21:01 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/17/15 06:17:09] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:58 from level 43.
[11/17/15 07:42:33] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:20 from level 43.
[11/17/15 23:36:27] d34th [396/434] has challenged Globalirc [72/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from d34th's clock.
[11/18/15 00:11:11] abra0, ElectRo, Globalirc, and joek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/15 05:57:22] identd [151/675] has come upon Globalirc [222/325] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:15:39 is added to identd's clock.
[11/18/15 12:19:50] Globalirc [68/325] has challenged anal0g [97/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/18/15 12:45:03] SynthesizerPatel, Globalirc, and Xyrael [1673/1782] have team battled reim, Zero, and Virtual [1629/1918] and won! 0 days, 10:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 23:19:47] sjefen6 [369/371] has come upon Globalirc [72/325] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:34:14 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/22/15 09:14:23] MJ94 [288/838] has challenged Globalirc [238/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/22/15 13:08:17] Globalirc [243/325] has come upon AngryParsley [698/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/22/15 17:17:34] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:18 from level 44.
[11/22/15 22:50:59] Globalirc [110/337] has challenged Bkid [283/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/25/15 06:37:55] davidfg4 [407/1084] has challenged Globalirc [321/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:23 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[11/25/15 09:38:18] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:42 towards level 45.
[11/25/15 11:24:16] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:06 towards level 45.
[11/26/15 07:47:03] ChiefRA [433/478] has challenged Globalirc [31/337] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:49:48 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[11/26/15 11:21:11] MetaNova, r00f, and Asara [670/2013] have team battled Flynn, Globalirc, and Nofew [2081/2246] and lost! 1 day, 21:47:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 13:53:57] Virtual [812/837] has come upon Globalirc [176/337] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:36:43 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/27/15 10:02:58] Majak [287/423] has challenged Globalirc [129/337] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:57:27 is removed from Majak's clock.
[11/28/15 10:45:33] Globalirc [308/349] has challenged argus [190/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:20 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/29/15 01:21:31] Andries, roy, and joek [677/1485] have team battled allo, Virtual, and Globalirc [114/1671] and won! 0 days, 18:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/15 03:20:52] Globalirc got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:23 from level 46.
[11/30/15 03:59:59] Globalirc [196/349] has come upon blizgerg [445/813] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:56:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/01/15 15:42:00] MJ94 [312/838] has challenged Globalirc [150/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:50:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/01/15 16:03:25] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:52 towards level 46.
[12/02/15 11:40:49] Globalirc [110/349] has come upon eva42 [489/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:20 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/02/15 14:49:53] Globalirc [288/349] has come upon Totengeist [383/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:33:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/02/15 23:13:44] r00f [281/689] has come upon Globalirc [260/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:43:27 is removed from r00f's clock.
[12/03/15 03:27:23] Globalirc [241/349] has come upon iViLe [299/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/03/15 21:32:12] allo [19/485] has come upon Globalirc [244/349] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:52:17 is added to allo's clock.
[12/04/15 01:05:41] Globalirc [267/488] has challenged dwfreed [34/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/04/15 19:54:15] grant050 [52/398] has challenged Globalirc [371/488] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to grant050's clock.
[12/07/15 06:33:55] ChasedSpade [89/630] has challenged Globalirc [36/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:03:08 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[12/07/15 18:38:35] kenyon [770/1441] has challenged Globalirc [139/488] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:41:11 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/08/15 03:56:55] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:30 towards level 47.
[12/08/15 07:04:25] Globalirc, a1291762, and yano [1785/2098] have team battled x86_64, Xyrael, and SmOkE_RU [1464/1774] and won! 0 days, 05:01:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 14:14:03] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:11 towards level 47.
[12/09/15 02:09:10] Globalirc [296/488] has challenged Cypher [678/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/09/15 05:36:21] Killerkid [384/639] has come upon Globalirc [224/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:22:18 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/09/15 10:21:46] Globalirc lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:42 from level 48.
[12/09/15 11:44:01] Globalirc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:32 from level 48.
[12/09/15 12:14:24] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:18 towards level 48.
[12/11/15 22:17:22] Globalirc [46/488] has challenged abra0 [214/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:12 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/13/15 01:16:42] anal0g, Bkid, and Milquetoast [1581/1701] have team battled Globalirc, TauPan, and darkmage [1369/1699] and won! 0 days, 00:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/15 16:14:29] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/15 04:17:58] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:37 towards level 48.
[12/14/15 11:41:40] Globalirc [162/491] has challenged alexj [82/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:55:20 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/14/15 19:44:53] Globalirc [100/491] has challenged abra0 [471/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/16/15 11:00:41] Globalirc [328/495] has challenged IdleBot [1010/1524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/16/15 14:19:58] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:34 towards level 48.
[12/17/15 04:26:51] Globalirc [333/515] has challenged kensington [333/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/19/15 06:27:53] Globalirc [299/515] has challenged Virtual [578/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:19 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/19/15 19:33:08] davidfg4 [389/1046] has challenged Globalirc [295/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:39 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[12/19/15 22:34:21] Globalirc [97/515] has challenged dindinx [143/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/20/15 04:43:20] clonak [117/541] has come upon Globalirc [361/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:09:40 is added to clonak's clock.
[12/20/15 10:35:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 14:37:17 toward level 49.
[12/20/15 13:40:22] Globalirc [23/515] has challenged SchrodingersScat [316/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:15 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/21/15 18:52:33] pfoley [325/680] has challenged Globalirc [401/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:25:17 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/22/15 08:53:49] Timson [181/291] has come upon Globalirc [54/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:44 is removed from Timson's clock.
[12/22/15 11:59:18] Globalirc [261/515] has challenged SirMonkeybox [255/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/23/15 05:52:02] Globalirc [265/522] has challenged identd [59/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:25 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/23/15 19:40:34] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:21 towards level 50.
[12/23/15 23:15:08] magnetik [56/308] has challenged Globalirc [396/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to magnetik's clock.
[12/24/15 04:08:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 11:07:03 toward level 50.
[12/24/15 15:17:55] Xyrael, Globalirc, iynque, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/15 21:32:21] irix [561/1026] has challenged Globalirc [388/522] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:13:27 is removed from irix's clock.
[12/26/15 00:45:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:36:24 from level 50.
[12/27/15 14:14:43] Simie [574/791] has come upon Globalirc [147/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:35:01 is removed from Simie's clock.
[12/27/15 19:53:12] Globalirc [147/522] has challenged Gmane [30/304] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:03:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/28/15 04:16:00] tmberg [187/847] has challenged Globalirc [139/522] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:49:25 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/28/15 06:57:10] MadHatter [280/510] has come upon Globalirc [110/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:35:40 is removed from MadHatter's clock.

[12/31/15 04:09:57] Globalirc [377/522] has come upon pico [33/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/31/15 11:52:08] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:51 towards level 51.
[01/01/16 17:59:37] MrGlass [36/396] has come upon Globalirc [127/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:23 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/01/16 22:06:29] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:12 from level 51.
[01/02/16 07:50:28] Globalirc sharpened the edge of his weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/16 17:15:19] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/16 21:45:26] Globalirc was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:54 from level 51.
[01/06/16 14:21:42] Globalirc [97/544] has challenged fattrat [146/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/06/16 22:44:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 09:28:22 toward level 51.
[01/07/16 08:12:56] Globalirc [427/544] has challenged simple [358/645] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/10/16 07:22:38] EngierkO [342/473] has challenged Globalirc [250/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from EngierkO's clock.
[01/10/16 15:37:24] Senka [151/579] has challenged Globalirc [349/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Senka's clock.
[01/10/16 16:33:18] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:51 towards level 52.
[01/11/16 03:04:46] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:58 from level 52.
[01/11/16 14:15:03] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:08 towards level 52.
[01/12/16 12:06:26] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:17 towards level 52.
[01/13/16 05:47:29] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:34 towards level 52.
[01/14/16 12:11:33] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:13 from level 52.
[01/14/16 18:22:14] Ladon [423/835] has come upon Globalirc [184/544] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:20:25 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[01/15/16 04:33:28] Onceuponaban, Antutuuuuu, and Adar [1111/1215] have team battled Globalirc, simple, and eva42 [1666/2037] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 18:49:51] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:32 towards level 52.
[01/15/16 18:54:53] Globalirc, Douhet, and LordH [110/1792] have team battled Asara, Darky, and D-NICE [1674/2257] and lost! 0 days, 09:44:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 21:46:53] kapitanluffy [475/580] has challenged Globalirc [301/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:23:58 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[01/17/16 01:17:45] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:44 towards level 52.
[01/17/16 15:21:24] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:42 towards level 52.
[01/18/16 01:42:34] Globalirc [425/544] has challenged fraq [370/924] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/18/16 09:08:36] Brom [238/669] has challenged Globalirc [30/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:38 is removed from Brom's clock.
[01/18/16 14:29:27] mixxit [47/244] has challenged Globalirc [522/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/18/16 21:50:32] 0rion [129/376] has come upon Globalirc [540/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:18 is added to 0rion's clock.
[01/19/16 03:35:11] ryushe [334/902] has come upon Globalirc [384/544] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:57:23 is added to ryushe's clock.
[01/19/16 22:53:03] Globalirc sharpened the edge of his weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/16 08:50:48] Frogging101, Globalirc, Agent86, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/16 11:31:49] roy, Globalirc, simple, and godog have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/16 22:54:35] Globalirc sharpened the edge of his weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/16 23:26:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 17:39:40 toward level 53.
[01/26/16 23:49:25] Globalirc [319/589] has challenged grant050 [17/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/28/16 02:39:14] Douhet [82/760] has come upon Globalirc [354/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:06 is added to Douhet's clock.
[01/30/16 15:49:13] sedrik, plaller, and Globalirc [1223/1893] have team battled HeavyPodda, Lenny, and Misza [2373/2621] and lost! 0 days, 07:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/16 17:47:51] Globalirc [528/589] has come upon sjums_the_great [431/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:42:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/30/16 17:47:51] Globalirc has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:42:50 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/30/16 21:40:50] Globalirc set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:51 from level 54.
[01/31/16 03:27:43] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:53 towards level 54.
[02/01/16 19:45:11] Globalirc [36/584] has come upon davidfg4 [728/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/02/16 05:47:36] Globalirc [161/584] has come upon keepermurf [439/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:01:27 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/03/16 06:28:54] Globalirc got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:46 from level 54.
[02/04/16 03:27:51] Thrayden [228/234] has come upon Globalirc [506/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:02 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/05/16 19:25:28] Cypher, SlowRiot, and d34th [1914/2482] have team battled Globalirc, Valkor, and rharwood [211/2218] and won! 1 day, 10:46:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/16 01:33:07] Frogging101, Globalirc, Douhet, and MadHatter have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/16 03:43:55] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:51 towards level 54.
[02/07/16 14:14:48] pants [111/567] has come upon Globalirc [433/584] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:51:52 is added to pants's clock.
[02/08/16 19:32:01] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:27 from level 54.
[02/09/16 12:01:07] WallIdl [116/194] has challenged Globalirc [105/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:38 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[02/09/16 15:19:43] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:07 towards level 54.
[02/10/16 13:32:45] Globalirc [286/584] has come upon Cenhinen [123/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:31:42 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/11/16 08:20:51] Globalirc [479/592] has challenged ConSi [116/355] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/11/16 12:11:07] joek [456/488] has challenged Globalirc [491/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to joek's clock.
[02/12/16 04:12:56] argus [4/698] has challenged Globalirc [113/592] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:07:18 is added to argus's clock.
[02/13/16 00:57:55] AngryParsley, Globalirc, and astropoint [353/2143] have team battled Pithlit, Alys, and charitwo [602/1219] and lost! 3 days, 11:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 11:47:13] Sohnae [328/499] has challenged Globalirc [80/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from Sohnae's clock.
[02/14/16 04:39:56] grooverider [714/881] has come upon Globalirc [222/592] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:33:14 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[02/14/16 17:35:36] Paul [38/72] has challenged Globalirc [529/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Paul's clock.
[02/14/16 18:17:26] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:21 towards level 55.
[02/15/16 02:21:58] Globalirc sharpened the edge of his weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/16 17:44:06] Globalirc [568/616] has challenged vox [214/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:38:13 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/16/16 08:00:28] entrop [193/289] has challenged Globalirc [25/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:36 is removed from entrop's clock.
[02/16/16 09:30:18] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:34 towards level 55.
[02/16/16 22:54:39] shandor [153/699] has challenged Globalirc [223/616] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:50:25 is added to shandor's clock.
[02/17/16 10:32:07] Globalirc, Gatewayy, and irix [809/2523] have team battled vrillusions, Thrayden, and Brom [530/1933] and won! 2 days, 06:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 17:02:31] Globalirc [154/616] has challenged MJ94 [569/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:35 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/19/16 07:16:21] Globalirc [178/616] has challenged mwhahaha [326/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:02 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/26/16 01:55:52] Globalirc [51/616] has come upon Plasmastar [80/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:00:07 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/26/16 10:06:39] irix, Globalirc, and MJ94 [2063/2394] have team battled mthw, kenyon, and PiotrekD [135/2542] and won! 0 days, 06:44:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 14:39:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 18:11:12 toward level 55.
[02/27/16 01:59:35] Globalirc has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:55 from level 55.
[02/27/16 19:24:32] Danthemandoo [61/592] has come upon Globalirc [62/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:52 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[02/27/16 23:06:40] Crazypedia [0/1] has challenged Globalirc [508/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Crazypedia's clock.
[02/28/16 06:39:44] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:32 towards level 55.
[02/28/16 11:30:49] Globalirc [583/616] has challenged suterismus [492/1206] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/28/16 17:33:03] grant050 [460/517] has challenged Globalirc [63/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:23:15 is removed from grant050's clock.
[02/29/16 09:38:24] Str1ngS [401/409] has challenged Globalirc [481/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:55:02 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[02/29/16 18:52:57] MJ94, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1416/2211] have team battled Virtual, Birdbones, and woonack [835/2393] and won! 0 days, 04:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 20:39:42] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:08 towards level 55.
[03/01/16 13:40:14] Globalirc [591/616] has challenged m0shbear [414/606] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/01/16 17:14:01] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:01 towards level 56.
[03/02/16 17:44:08] Milquetoast, Gerdesas, and Globalirc [1862/2125] have team battled sjefen6, Crazycatlady, and gipyelrah [1540/1798] and won! 0 days, 06:13:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/16 22:13:43] Globalirc, KyloRen, and damyan [1442/2046] have team battled Nofew, Frogging101, and Plasmastar [962/1802] and won! 1 day, 11:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 19:23:07] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:36 towards level 56.
[03/04/16 20:37:15] tspange [237/671] has challenged Globalirc [104/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:02 is removed from tspange's clock.
[03/07/16 08:14:28] Globalirc [90/612] has come upon Simie [264/819] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:22:07 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/09/16 00:54:08] Globalirc met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:20 from level 56.
[03/11/16 00:07:00] Globalirc [126/612] has come upon MontyZuma [753/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:49:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/11/16 01:48:45] Globalirc [302/612] has come upon PinkiePie [431/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:04:14 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/11/16 12:41:05] Globalirc, irix, and ville [402/2300] have team battled kenyon, Cenhinen, and Heisenberg [2104/2595] and lost! 1 day, 03:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/16 12:54:00] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:29 towards level 56.
[03/12/16 20:19:27] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:47 from level 56.
[03/13/16 00:44:42] argus [268/775] has challenged Globalirc [16/612] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:14:03 is removed from argus's clock.
[03/14/16 02:53:21] Bl4ckD34tH [272/525] has challenged Globalirc [179/612] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:44:59 is removed from Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[03/16/16 02:15:00] Globalirc [0/612] has come upon Andries [187/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:11:50 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/17/16 17:47:14] Globalirc [517/612] has come upon idisjunction [631/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:47 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/18/16 03:55:32] SirMonkeybox [406/638] has come upon Globalirc [13/612] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:38:18 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/18/16 11:31:02] woonack [399/570] has challenged Globalirc [602/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/20/16 09:47:04] Globalirc [48/612] has challenged ville [297/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:01 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/20/16 18:43:10] nitzer, damyan, and BronyDee [1044/1921] have team battled BURUT, PinkiePie, and Globalirc [943/1766] and won! 1 day, 03:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/16 09:28:19] Antutuuuuu [371/460] has challenged Globalirc [125/612] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from Antutuuuuu's clock.
[03/22/16 01:00:52] Globalirc [576/612] has challenged sjefen6 [73/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:50:49 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/22/16 03:02:06] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:17 towards level 56.
[03/23/16 06:26:41] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:13 towards level 56.
[03/25/16 16:15:48] Globalirc [604/612] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [511/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/25/16 16:32:15] Globalirc [190/612] has challenged Plasmastar [183/333] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:58:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/25/16 18:32:56] unicron [526/700] has challenged Globalirc [201/612] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:06:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/26/16 19:41:39] Globalirc [122/612] has challenged Nix [280/488] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:34:21 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/28/16 01:08:07] babilen, Crysters, and Jareeta [1556/1757] have team battled blind, PinkiePie, and Globalirc [492/1947] and won! 0 days, 00:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 22:56:47] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:30:49 from level 57.
[03/30/16 13:35:09] sbp [321/611] has come upon Globalirc [337/612] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:41:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/31/16 19:24:17] Xenthys [63/429] has challenged Globalirc [396/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:28 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[03/31/16 23:19:18] Animalia [10/13] has challenged Globalirc [356/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Animalia's clock.
[04/01/16 20:48:46] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/16 00:51:53] Globalirc [585/615] has challenged LordH [510/823] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:23:27 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/04/16 21:59:44] KyloRen [434/665] has challenged Globalirc [411/615] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:15 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[04/05/16 04:24:53] Globalirc [312/615] has come upon DesertStorm [215/602] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:01:28 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/06/16 03:38:24] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:35 towards level 57.
[04/06/16 05:11:12] Globalirc [115/615] has challenged Majak [209/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:32:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/08/16 02:55:55] allo, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1925/1926] have team battled fraq, SchrodingersScat, and Nofew [132/2317] and won! 1 day, 13:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 10:54:25] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:21 towards level 57.
[04/09/16 02:15:26] Sir_Lemming, JensRex, and rxcomm [239/1720] have team battled Globalirc, ruan, and Firien [543/1532] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 15:45:24] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:29 towards level 57.
[04/11/16 12:32:37] Flynn, basepi, and Majak [1200/2027] have team battled Globalirc, PiMp0r, and h00k [669/1757] and won! 0 days, 00:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/16 13:11:56] Globalirc [301/615] has come upon roy [557/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:39:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/16 03:13:55] holloway, KyloRen, and Zaratustra [1862/2010] have team battled Ttech, Globalirc, and Antutuuuuu [1606/2453] and won! 4 days, 23:00:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 03:41:11] Globalirc [568/615] has challenged h00k [868/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:05 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/16 08:06:31] Globalirc [382/615] has come upon tiwake [475/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:27 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/16 17:02:03] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:12 towards level 57.
[04/12/16 21:47:33] Globalirc [174/615] has challenged BURUT [288/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:28 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/13/16 04:39:25] jstg [132/625] has come upon Globalirc [148/615] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:12:42 is added to jstg's clock.
[04/13/16 04:40:26] bheesham [60/350] has come upon Globalirc [198/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:48 is added to bheesham's clock.
[04/13/16 12:00:04] FireBeastX [130/255] has challenged Globalirc [282/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to FireBeastX's clock.
[04/13/16 16:48:24] Globalirc was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:14 from level 57.
[04/13/16 21:15:05] Globalirc [395/627] has challenged daemoneye [430/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/14/16 00:22:49] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:08:49 towards level 58.
[04/14/16 01:07:27] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:08 towards level 58.
[04/14/16 13:12:27] echeese [432/582] has challenged Globalirc [47/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from echeese's clock.
[04/16/16 12:35:34] Globalirc [259/627] has come upon LordH [440/792] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:57:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/16/16 17:21:39] Globalirc [509/627] has challenged kork [297/419] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:09:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/16/16 18:29:41] gabriel [374/855] has challenged Globalirc [86/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[04/16/16 21:23:02] Globalirc [70/627] has challenged mthw [0/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:25:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/18/16 01:33:22] Heisenberg [638/936] has challenged Globalirc [381/627] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:57:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/18/16 04:45:17] PiMp0r [255/267] has come upon Globalirc [91/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:03:24 is removed from PiMp0r's clock.
[04/18/16 20:07:32] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:45:55 towards level 58.
[04/20/16 05:37:28] brendan [352/963] has come upon Globalirc [519/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/20/16 07:24:32] irix [149/1027] has come upon Globalirc [571/627] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:02:35 is added to irix's clock.
[04/20/16 10:38:38] tspange [643/740] has come upon Globalirc [6/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:25:15 is removed from tspange's clock.
[04/20/16 20:57:23] Globalirc [249/627] has challenged Xenthys [77/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:55:33 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/21/16 09:01:44] Globalirc [505/627] has challenged Evrial [527/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/21/16 17:30:37] Globalirc lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:52 from level 58.
[04/21/16 23:58:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 00:16:47 toward level 58.
[04/22/16 19:18:11] KeboDK, MollyMalone, and mthw [1026/1868] have team battled RBecker, Globalirc, and holloway [460/1780] and won! 0 days, 06:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 04:33:32] Globalirc, agrajag, and XJR-9 [429/1976] have team battled KyloRen, odify, and MJ94 [843/1648] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/16 15:13:54] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:34 towards level 58.
[04/24/16 23:12:41] Globalirc, yano, and DrOfBaconNomics [1127/1840] have team battled grant050, Samus, and mthw [1695/2048] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 15:41:50] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:21 towards level 58.
[04/25/16 16:38:47] pants [640/706] has challenged Globalirc [432/627] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:24:58 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/26/16 08:38:28] LordH, odify, and theZoMBiE [540/1608] have team battled Globalirc, identd, and m0shbear [273/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:03:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 09:30:06] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:55 from level 58.
[04/27/16 01:17:24] buyoq, SynthesizerPatel, and Hemera [218/1362] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Diitto, and Globalirc [541/2264] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 20:13:42] blizgerg [543/806] has come upon Globalirc [511/631] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:43:55 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[04/28/16 03:27:05] Globalirc, h00k, Ttech, and ryushe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/16 04:35:22] Tratos, Globalirc, and Jagon [720/1632] have team battled GilbertErik, kier, and Adar [1811/1828] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/16 09:41:01] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:52 towards level 58.
[04/30/16 09:59:23] Globalirc [229/642] has challenged Antutuuuuu [23/509] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/30/16 15:50:55] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:23 towards level 59.
[05/01/16 05:21:53] PiotrekD [295/562] has come upon Globalirc [356/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:11 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/01/16 21:24:24] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:26:54 towards level 59.
[05/02/16 18:38:25] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:59:11 from level 59.
[05/04/16 06:18:27] MrGlass, Fluttershy, and Bl4ckD34tH [1392/2156] have team battled allo, Globalirc, and PiotrekD [857/1659] and won! 0 days, 05:31:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 16:12:46] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:15:16 towards level 59.
[05/07/16 12:44:49] PiotrekD [1/588] has come upon Globalirc [137/642] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:14:47 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/08/16 02:24:13] RBecker, woonack, and Globalirc [1841/1895] have team battled eva42, yur, and arlen [1438/2599] and won! 0 days, 04:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 05:40:30] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:12:09 towards level 59.
[05/09/16 00:16:09] dax, HeavyPodda, and tmberg [941/2032] have team battled h00k, zokko, and Globalirc [1141/2050] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 03:14:31] Globalirc [531/642] has come upon argus [206/781] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:23:47 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/09/16 18:14:08] Globalirc misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:03 from level 59.
[05/10/16 00:06:59] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:35 towards level 59.
[05/11/16 04:06:01] Globalirc [530/642] has challenged bigjay [795/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:43:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/12/16 00:24:30] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:56 from level 59.
[05/13/16 00:59:22] Pithlit, Zoddo, and TauPan [700/1142] have team battled Mirc0p, Sir_Lemming, and Globalirc [1562/1760] and lost! 0 days, 13:00:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 09:55:37] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:00:25 from level 59.
[05/14/16 07:35:51] Globalirc [244/642] has challenged Furry [196/563] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:21:43 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/14/16 11:54:37] Hundikutsikas [31/569] has come upon Globalirc [108/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:37 is added to Hundikutsikas's clock.
[05/14/16 16:51:42] theZoMBiE, IdleMaster, and theemstra [1086/1469] have team battled PinkiePie, Plasmastar, and Globalirc [590/1580] and won! 0 days, 05:27:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 05:44:37] mordac [148/531] has challenged Globalirc [185/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:30 is added to mordac's clock.
[05/15/16 14:16:01] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:43 towards level 59.
[05/15/16 19:46:59] Diitto [487/1161] has come upon Globalirc [528/642] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:18:55 is added to Diitto's clock.
[05/15/16 23:34:25] Babar [305/937] has come upon Globalirc [45/642] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:37:53 is removed from Babar's clock.
[05/17/16 11:15:47] holloway [488/496] has come upon Globalirc [612/642] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:58:35 is added to holloway's clock.
[05/18/16 08:04:59] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:18 towards level 59.
[05/18/16 19:02:40] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:53 towards level 59.
[05/19/16 06:24:10] Globalirc, Str1ngS, and sloth [490/1420] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, PiotrekD, and Zoddo [888/1402] and lost! 0 days, 17:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/16 13:14:49] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:57 from level 59.
[05/22/16 13:48:11] Eldoreth [149/282] has challenged Globalirc [109/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/22/16 13:48:11] Eldoreth has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:37:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/22/16 14:25:13] Globalirc [273/642] has challenged IndigoTiger [104/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:56 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/22/16 14:48:52] Zye, zankore, and Anaxyn [435/1361] have team battled cirdan, dax, and Globalirc [1461/1826] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 17:03:01] Globalirc [258/656] has challenged DoomedExistence [586/593] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/28/16 01:54:01] yano [254/611] has come upon Globalirc [81/656] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:28:04 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/28/16 08:39:51] sloth [2/418] has come upon Globalirc [588/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:00 is added to sloth's clock.
[05/28/16 16:15:29] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:38:11 towards level 60.
[05/28/16 17:22:33] MadHatter [12/516] has challenged Globalirc [202/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:07 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/29/16 16:15:05] a1291762, Kalinakov, and Globalirc [415/2053] have team battled Babar, Tratos, and Asara [264/2483] and won! 0 days, 00:39:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 15:53:42] Geela [116/128] has challenged Globalirc [595/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Geela's clock.
[05/31/16 18:42:50] Birdbones, idisjunction, and IdleMaster [1849/2409] have team battled ruan, Globalirc, and qrry [1011/1379] and won! 2 days, 11:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 20:52:19] everbrew [421/501] has challenged Globalirc [88/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[06/02/16 02:37:56] Evrial [130/662] has come upon Globalirc [66/656] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:03:53 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[06/04/16 07:22:03] Globalirc [340/656] has challenged Plasmastar [273/338] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:33:16 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/05/16 04:28:29] godog [576/654] has come upon Globalirc [167/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:01:02 is removed from godog's clock.
[06/07/16 00:07:04] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:51 towards level 60.
[06/07/16 05:46:49] Globalirc [25/656] has come upon Lios [243/723] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:41:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/09/16 19:58:16] Satoshi, jwon, and basepi [1436/1960] have team battled Globalirc, magnetik, and Lemelisk [718/2343] and won! 0 days, 02:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 11:38:11] robox [488/599] has challenged Globalirc [503/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:10:13 is added to robox's clock.
[06/15/16 13:02:32] Birdbones [458/1035] has come upon Globalirc [511/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:41:56 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/16/16 09:21:41] shandor, kier, and suterismus [282/2732] have team battled gipyelrah, kenyon, and Globalirc [1446/3029] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/16 14:45:52] Globalirc [1/656] has come upon Gmane [4/394] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:17 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/16/16 16:00:04] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:41 towards level 60.
[06/18/16 09:53:14] Globalirc EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:54:28 from level 60.
[06/20/16 10:22:22] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:56 towards level 60.
[06/21/16 08:07:19] pfoley [172/589] has challenged Globalirc [647/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:32 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/21/16 22:39:16] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:23 towards level 60.
[06/23/16 17:48:01] VoidFox [353/593] has come upon Globalirc [495/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:00 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[06/24/16 09:30:06] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:04 towards level 60.
[06/25/16 07:44:43] Sixbierehomme [253/734] has come upon Globalirc [16/656] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:18:17 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[06/25/16 14:57:55] SlowRiot [295/996] has come upon Globalirc [602/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:47:50 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/26/16 05:13:05] Bkid [317/618] has come upon Globalirc [387/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:30:41 is added to Bkid's clock.
[06/26/16 05:29:13] Majak, vox, and Globalirc [1618/1915] have team battled Crazycatlady, jdb, and pixelate [68/1652] and won! 1 day, 12:55:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/16 22:03:44] Globalirc [338/656] has challenged Agent86 [579/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:42:34 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/28/16 13:12:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 09:29:16 toward level 60.
[06/29/16 22:02:14] dindinx [75/433] has come upon Globalirc [444/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:49:28 is added to dindinx's clock.
[06/30/16 07:15:47] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:11 towards level 60.
[06/30/16 14:26:26] elf [102/925] has challenged Globalirc [301/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:43:29 is added to elf's clock.
[06/30/16 18:28:53] Globalirc [584/656] has challenged vBm [283/386] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:13 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/01/16 03:30:09] DoomedExistence [566/628] has come upon Globalirc [100/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:10 is removed from DoomedExistence's clock.
[07/01/16 08:41:34] DoomedExistence [28/628] has come upon Globalirc [194/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:13:58 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[07/01/16 11:41:12] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:41:08 towards level 61.
[07/02/16 03:23:36] Globalirc [626/656] has come upon desspugne [90/992] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:37:09 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/02/16 06:34:48] Globalirc [297/656] has come upon SchrodingersScat [377/481] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:33:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/04/16 06:12:49] RBecker [426/731] has come upon Globalirc [589/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:30 is added to RBecker's clock.
[07/06/16 00:53:50] Jim [182/220] has challenged Globalirc [310/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Jim's clock.
[07/06/16 01:10:54] Douhet [383/900] has come upon Globalirc [252/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:59:14 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[07/07/16 02:21:17] zid [7/852] has challenged Globalirc [479/657] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:43:12 is added to zid's clock.
[07/07/16 08:23:25] Globalirc [397/657] has challenged MetaNova [258/470] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:36:53 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/07/16 16:26:16] Globalirc [476/657] has challenged Andries [419/578] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:39:29 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/07/16 17:04:20] Globalirc [192/657] has come upon idisjunction [606/910] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:32:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/07/16 23:46:49] Babar, rolando, and yano [1510/1925] have team battled Globalirc, kensington, and Bradicus [547/1603] and won! 0 days, 20:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 17:52:46] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:11:02 towards level 61.
[07/09/16 02:38:24] Globalirc [120/657] has challenged Cypher [462/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:31:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/24/16 04:22:18] ChasedSpade [5/697] has challenged Globalirc [540/657] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[07/24/16 12:26:01] Hydrogenum [440/522] has come upon Globalirc [607/657] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:18:43 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/24/16 18:12:11] Majak [137/413] has come upon Globalirc [563/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:48:43 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/24/16 18:27:55] shandor [191/717] has challenged Globalirc [483/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:04:39 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/25/16 03:24:51] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:35 towards level 61.
[07/26/16 07:12:23] Tratos, Globalirc, and MJ94 [883/2317] have team battled freeboson, theZoMBiE, and Asara [1118/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 22:21:37] vBm, Globalirc, and CornFly [357/2124] have team battled dxrt, Cypher, and DiCE [108/2213] and won! 0 days, 18:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/16 16:23:35] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:49:52 from level 61.
[07/30/16 04:11:57] Mjolnir [318/350] has come upon Globalirc [177/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:00:01 is removed from Mjolnir's clock.
[07/30/16 05:36:22] Globalirc [174/657] has come upon honkybonky [217/759] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:19:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/30/16 10:48:40] yano [507/614] has come upon Globalirc [202/657] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:43:31 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/30/16 23:28:05] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:01 towards level 61.
[07/31/16 05:40:03] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:07:13 from level 61.
[07/31/16 09:28:37] kork [219/288] has challenged Globalirc [272/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/01/16 16:44:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 03:24:39 toward level 61.
[08/02/16 06:27:35] Majak [349/413] has come upon Globalirc [249/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:17:49 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/02/16 16:59:15] Lios [412/741] has come upon Globalirc [128/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:30:36 is removed from Lios's clock.
[08/03/16 21:04:02] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:15 towards level 61.
[08/04/16 22:52:26] Diitto [610/1224] has come upon Globalirc [385/580] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:03:37 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[08/05/16 17:37:10] SudoKing, Globalirc, and Boohbah [493/1964] have team battled vrillusions, Sir_Lemming, and PiMp0r [252/1988] and won! 0 days, 17:54:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/16 21:08:53] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:19 towards level 61.
[08/06/16 14:21:20] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:08 towards level 61.
[08/07/16 21:23:09] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:30 towards level 61.
[08/08/16 06:48:57] naf [371/529] has challenged Globalirc [261/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from naf's clock.
[08/08/16 15:15:13] Globalirc [485/626] has challenged Eiam [217/660] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/10/16 18:02:10] Jim [133/371] has challenged Globalirc [563/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Jim's clock.
[08/11/16 02:06:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 26 days, 09:33:54 toward level 62.
[08/13/16 15:53:12] Globalirc [372/626] has come upon stonehammer [447/818] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:43:19 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/14/16 23:56:10] RBecker, Str1ngS, and Globalirc [1961/1980] have team battled allo, SudoKing, and dwfreed [1185/1616] and won! 2 days, 07:10:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 01:33:13] everbrew, Ladon, and CornFly [2181/2590] have team battled sjefen6, cudaman73, and Globalirc [837/1518] and won! 3 days, 13:28:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 10:51:01] Globalirc [144/626] has challenged Jagon [214/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/17/16 10:58:33] CrowZero [76/222] has challenged Globalirc [154/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to CrowZero's clock.
[08/17/16 15:52:09] Globalirc [38/626] has come upon freeboson [17/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/17/16 16:17:27] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:10:47 from level 62.
[08/17/16 22:06:15] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:26:04 from level 62.
[08/19/16 12:34:52] Globalirc [598/626] has come upon kenyon [619/1381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:40:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/19/16 13:18:34] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:40 towards level 62.
[08/20/16 01:52:27] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:48:06 from level 62.
[08/20/16 06:32:18] robox, Relayer, and bigjay [767/1921] have team battled Globalirc, Oooooog, and Regnor [2016/2087] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 04:59:21] Gatewayy, Globalirc, and kork [16/1777] have team battled vBm, dodobrain, and mordac [373/1735] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 02:24:04] Gatewayy [679/863] has challenged Globalirc [88/626] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:07:37 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[08/22/16 04:26:08] robox, Globalirc, and SarahD [362/1870] have team battled Scaramanger, spillere, and SynthesizerPatel [788/1575] and lost! 0 days, 18:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 06:08:03] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:45 towards level 62.
[08/22/16 20:33:07] Plasmastar, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [1757/1839] have team battled yasdorian, Reilly, and idisjunction [269/2005] and won! 0 days, 21:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 04:45:25] Beavis [160/1046] has come upon Globalirc [38/626] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:19:02 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/23/16 05:38:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 22:40:43 toward level 62.
[08/23/16 20:10:00] Efn [3/130] has challenged Globalirc [441/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Efn's clock.
[08/24/16 07:43:54] Globalirc [11/626] has challenged efn_idle_hobo [31/94] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/24/16 14:46:26] AngryParsley [67/714] has challenged Globalirc [340/626] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:04:05 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/26/16 10:06:34] Globalirc fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Globalirc's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/16 22:03:17] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:05 towards level 62.
[08/27/16 01:31:17] ruan [101/355] has challenged Globalirc [524/624] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:49:45 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/27/16 08:20:57] Globalirc [434/624] has challenged CrowZero [290/333] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:52:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/27/16 23:10:54] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/16 01:40:42] pfoley, suterismus, and Zoddo [412/2547] have team battled strugart, soltys, and Globalirc [1638/2133] and lost! 3 days, 12:25:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 19:53:25] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:48:14 towards level 63.
[08/30/16 05:25:38] Brandank [2/3] has challenged Globalirc [346/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Brandank's clock.
[09/02/16 12:10:50] AbacusAvenger [59/509] has come upon Globalirc [9/627] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:01:41 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[09/03/16 05:39:11] Globalirc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:09:12 from level 63.
[09/03/16 07:10:09] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:27:23 towards level 63.

[09/07/16 18:00:47] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/16 23:04:53] DoomedExistence [32/632] has challenged Globalirc [41/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:44 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[09/08/16 03:06:19] Globalirc [115/631] has challenged basepi [238/627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:12:29 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/08/16 05:09:49] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:21:09 towards level 63.
[09/08/16 22:55:15] Phiber_Dork [21/88] has come upon Globalirc [432/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:31 is added to Phiber_Dork's clock.
[09/18/16 00:10:54] jdb [316/651] has come upon Globalirc [143/631] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:05:22 is removed from jdb's clock.
[09/19/16 20:13:50] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:12:38 towards level 63.
[09/19/16 22:52:50] Globalirc [377/631] has challenged irix [706/1041] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:41:53 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/20/16 20:17:05] brendan [678/1011] has come upon Globalirc [543/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/16 00:02:17] Globalirc [477/631] has challenged Realmy [181/470] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:15:45 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/21/16 19:55:23] Mezoli [56/278] has challenged Globalirc [155/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/22/16 12:32:17] pfoley [368/640] has come upon Globalirc [524/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:07:01 is added to pfoley's clock.
[09/22/16 12:39:01] Doctor [415/966] has come upon Globalirc [86/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:22:54 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[09/23/16 21:27:54] theZoMBiE [252/902] has challenged Globalirc [372/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/06/16 09:36:08] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:19:06 towards level 63.
[10/07/16 03:39:32] Globalirc [237/631] has challenged gipyelrah [769/1092] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:14:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/07/16 05:14:59] Realmy [390/498] has challenged Globalirc [26/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[11/29/16 22:40:36] Globalirc [589/631] has challenged SlowRiot [441/927] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:47:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/30/16 02:42:13] Globalirc [443/631] has challenged JuanMaestro [335/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/01/16 10:55:03] Globalirc [362/631] has challenged Captain_Chaos [257/315] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:14:44 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/01/16 22:21:26] Euronur [151/190] has challenged Globalirc [618/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Euronur's clock.
[12/02/16 10:31:36] dclaw123, Globalirc, and ville [1317/2204] have team battled himuraken, Gizmokid2005, and jenksy [2082/2179] and lost! 2 days, 20:29:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/16 13:02:12] Globalirc, dindinx, and Tenorman [1698/2126] have team battled Boohbah, vox, and JensRex [309/2569] and won! 2 days, 02:34:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 16:28:38] holloway, Globalirc, and Levivig [1487/1547] have team battled Babar, Oooooog, and Reilly [1754/1915] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/16 03:10:57] unicron [445/757] has challenged Globalirc [505/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/03/16 20:05:36] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:39 towards level 63.
[12/03/16 23:52:07] Globalirc, Captain_Chaos, and eva42 [1834/2213] have team battled aucg, theemstra, and torg [1272/2073] and won! 0 days, 08:08:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 05:34:25] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:34 towards level 63.
[12/04/16 12:23:57] canton7 [503/660] has challenged Globalirc [253/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:22 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/04/16 20:37:44] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:07 towards level 63.
[12/04/16 22:07:57] elf, kork, and petrichor [894/1796] have team battled Globalirc, Zoddo, and sasaniak [574/1736] and won! 1 day, 20:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 04:04:58] Captain_Chaos [162/318] has challenged Globalirc [243/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[12/05/16 04:31:27] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:00 towards level 63.
[12/05/16 17:58:46] Babar [196/971] has come upon Globalirc [136/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:55:49 is removed from Babar's clock.
[12/06/16 22:08:52] VoidFox, Globalirc, and Reilly [236/1682] have team battled Fluttershy, Iri, and astropoint [1504/1891] and lost! 1 day, 04:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/16 23:47:58] Globalirc [247/631] has challenged acsid [149/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:09:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/11/16 05:28:26] HeavyPodda [468/1048] has come upon Globalirc [285/631] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:44:24 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/12/16 19:35:23] Majak [26/529] has come upon Globalirc [328/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:07:33 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/13/16 14:51:22] Globalirc [157/631] has challenged Pithlit [377/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:07 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/14/16 04:24:27] XJR-9, shymega, and blizgerg [1173/1926] have team battled unicron, Globalirc, and Cenhinen [1968/2012] and lost! 2 days, 15:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 09:03:30] Globalirc [452/643] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [132/779] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/18/16 14:56:38] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:38:32 towards level 64.
[12/18/16 19:40:48] Sir_Lemming [518/820] has challenged Globalirc [510/643] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:19:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/20/16 10:49:40] JensRex, Virtual, and Globalirc [87/2010] have team battled Darky, Bradicus, and Nofew [768/2432] and lost! 2 days, 02:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/16 04:03:13] Globalirc [511/643] has challenged mwhahaha [561/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:01:15 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/22/16 13:34:49] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:10:22 towards level 64.
[12/22/16 22:39:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 25 days, 10:01:11 toward level 64.
[12/24/16 18:34:59] Globalirc [63/643] has challenged canton7 [28/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:20:57 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/25/16 13:41:50] Chuck [541/812] has challenged Globalirc [407/643] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:47:34 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/25/16 18:59:36] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:09 towards level 64.
[12/25/16 20:25:18] Globalirc, allo, and borsin [1395/1554] have team battled agrajag, dclaw123, and petrichor [2102/2172] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/16 08:57:50] Globalirc slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Globalirc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/16 23:54:19] sasaniak [383/513] has challenged Globalirc [157/639] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:07:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/27/16 23:26:33] brantje [52/54] has challenged Globalirc [315/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to brantje's clock.
[12/28/16 16:11:09] Goodkat [185/259] has challenged Globalirc [410/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Goodkat's clock.
[12/29/16 21:09:20] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:47 towards level 64.
[12/29/16 22:38:17] brantje [229/238] has challenged Globalirc [487/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to brantje's clock.
[12/30/16 21:23:16] Globalirc [598/639] has come upon vox [255/1090] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:48 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/31/16 00:44:44] Globalirc has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:25 from level 64.
[12/31/16 18:08:51] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:06 towards level 64.
[12/31/16 21:24:07] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:08 towards level 64.
[01/01/17 06:29:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 20:32:07 toward level 64.
[01/01/17 08:49:06] sjefen6, Cameron_D, and Globalirc [544/2312] have team battled Firien, FakeWizard, and MJ94 [272/2646] and won! 0 days, 02:30:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/17 11:42:06] suterismus [159/1266] has challenged Globalirc [186/639] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:52:16 is added to suterismus's clock.
[01/01/17 15:33:41] Majak [9/529] has come upon Globalirc [379/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:04:01 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/01/17 18:51:04] Globalirc [415/639] has challenged astropoint [69/626] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/04/17 07:14:29] Globalirc set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:07:36 from level 65.
[01/04/17 13:05:45] dwfreed, Globalirc, and Virtual [1785/1799] have team battled GilbertErik, Mordraan, and Cypher [1527/1958] and won! 4 days, 20:20:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 16:17:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 30 days, 12:29:31 toward level 65.
[01/04/17 19:05:45] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:20 towards level 65.
[01/05/17 00:28:13] fattrat, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [2398/2421] have team battled allo, jcll, and darkmage [1593/1605] and won! 2 days, 00:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/17 01:56:47] Globalirc, abra0, and holloway [1107/2137] have team battled ville, halomademeapc, and dwfreed [1186/1599] and lost! 1 day, 08:59:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/17 16:30:05] Globalirc [141/639] has challenged Cameron_D [219/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:31:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/06/17 19:09:26] Majak, Nofew, and Mordraan [1297/2076] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Beavis, and Globalirc [548/2218] and won! 0 days, 07:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/17 07:21:31] Globalirc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:04:49 from level 65.
[01/09/17 12:15:48] halomademeapc [106/288] has challenged Globalirc [141/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to halomademeapc's clock.
[01/09/17 12:19:52] ville, Pithlit, and kensington [1039/1897] have team battled Globalirc, Birdbones, and womblecat [422/2097] and won! 5 days, 07:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 14:46:16] Globalirc, fattrat, and Majak [1365/2017] have team battled Ladon, Sundance, and Cypher [1780/2532] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/17 20:40:44] Globalirc [115/639] has come upon XJR-9 [277/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:59:51 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/10/17 09:48:57] Silvanus_Betrium, Globalirc, and Milquetoast [630/2402] have team battled godog, Furry, and Yonderhooligan [807/1506] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 20:27:42] Mordraan, bootdisk, and canton7 [900/1549] have team battled Globalirc, Bokkie, and LegendaryQ [923/1474] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 21:57:10] Firien [778/911] has come upon Globalirc [616/639] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:17:25 is removed from Firien's clock.
[01/12/17 01:17:41] Pici [424/956] has challenged Globalirc [11/639] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:17 is removed from Pici's clock.
[01/13/17 18:06:36] Agent86 [400/484] has come upon Globalirc [201/639] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:30:37 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[01/14/17 11:22:56] kline [37/352] has challenged Globalirc [309/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to kline's clock.
[01/15/17 05:49:47] zankore [514/761] has come upon Globalirc [484/639] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:31:28 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/17/17 06:54:05] canton7, simple, and Realmy [536/2601] have team battled Mirc0p, noother, and Globalirc [615/2098] and lost! 0 days, 21:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 20:44:42] qbit, Jareeta, and mordac [988/2119] have team battled Globalirc, PiotrekD, and dxrt [81/2296] and won! 0 days, 10:40:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 12:20:12] dodobrain, Globalirc, and everbrew [128/2260] have team battled Hydrogenum, PinkiePie, and MJ94 [1133/2044] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 12:32:17] Lios [341/786] has challenged Globalirc [627/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:47 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/20/17 16:03:21] FakeWizard [433/761] has challenged Globalirc [113/640] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/20/17 18:09:20] Globalirc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:46:43 from level 65.
[01/20/17 18:46:32] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:48 towards level 65.
[01/21/17 09:44:51] Globalirc got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:56 from level 65.
[01/21/17 19:37:36] yano, Globalirc, and pants [54/1808] have team battled rxcomm, Bradicus, and Sixbierehomme [496/2149] and lost! 0 days, 16:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/17 05:42:38] yano [303/427] has come upon Globalirc [131/640] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:59:45 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/25/17 02:38:04] zankore [50/756] has come upon Globalirc [476/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:24:25 is added to zankore's clock.
[01/25/17 09:59:09] ruan [76/513] has come upon Globalirc [478/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:18 is added to ruan's clock.
[01/25/17 21:32:12] Globalirc [427/640] has challenged bootdisk [121/386] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:46:16 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/27/17 20:05:55] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:46:55 from level 66.
[01/29/17 21:44:53] fattrat, brantje, and Globalirc [139/1845] have team battled gabriel, Sundance, and holloway [1212/2223] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 05:33:23] Globalirc [188/640] has come upon Virtual [260/647] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:16:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/30/17 11:26:05] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:49:34 towards level 66.
[01/30/17 22:15:22] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:52:07 from level 66.
[01/31/17 03:28:34] Cypher [1005/1078] has challenged Globalirc [220/640] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:58:53 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/31/17 05:10:02] dwfreed, Tzic, and Misza [938/2303] have team battled Globalirc, Syloq, and Str1ngS [742/1483] and won! 0 days, 11:24:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/17 06:42:59] Globalirc [430/640] has come upon TauPan [39/297] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:21:49 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/31/17 20:55:34] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:52:28 towards level 66.
[02/01/17 01:36:09] MadMan [541/672] has challenged Globalirc [345/640] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:07:03 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/01/17 17:41:50] Globalirc [505/640] has challenged rxcomm [578/807] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:22:04 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/02/17 00:36:19] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:55:37 towards level 66.
[02/05/17 05:06:14] Fattyeater [181/491] has come upon Globalirc [501/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:06 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/05/17 11:05:20] GilbertErik [120/530] has come upon Globalirc [560/640] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:54:34 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[02/06/17 03:39:34] Taffer [276/500] has come upon Globalirc [506/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:32:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/06/17 06:07:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 6 days, 03:58:13 toward level 66.
[02/06/17 21:24:52] Globalirc [423/640] has challenged gabriel [929/1068] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:43:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/07/17 03:10:00] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:35:20 towards level 66.
[02/07/17 04:49:51] petrichor [603/623] has come upon Globalirc [79/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:21:23 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[02/07/17 12:56:44] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:22 towards level 66.
[02/07/17 18:30:42] fattrat, Taffer, and vox [529/2453] have team battled kork, Globalirc, and Asara [1088/2042] and lost! 2 days, 05:58:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 14:16:03] vrillusions, AngryParsley, and Ironhoof [682/2792] have team battled Globalirc, AbrahamLinksys, and Fattyeater [1769/1815] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 18:15:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 11:06:13 toward level 66.
[02/09/17 02:10:26] RedW [827/882] has come upon Globalirc [129/641] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:13:31 is removed from RedW's clock.
[02/09/17 09:03:09] glook [275/542] has come upon Globalirc [195/641] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:12 is removed from glook's clock.
[02/10/17 17:02:02] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:59 towards level 66.
[02/11/17 04:39:40] theZoMBiE [34/940] has come upon Globalirc [100/641] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:51 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/14/17 15:15:22] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:22 towards level 66.
[02/16/17 23:54:01] Eiam, Pithlit, and ohnx [1442/1550] have team battled rxcomm, suterismus, and Globalirc [331/2711] and won! 0 days, 03:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 00:06:18] Globalirc [439/641] has come upon qbit [159/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/17/17 10:47:00] Globalirc [634/641] has challenged TauPan [9/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:33 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/17/17 23:03:41] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:06 towards level 66.
[02/18/17 04:29:46] brendan [817/1094] has come upon Globalirc [514/641] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:58:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/18/17 07:44:29] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:31 towards level 66.
[02/19/17 09:05:35] NoodleCake [63/789] has come upon Globalirc [403/641] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:13:56 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[02/19/17 11:43:07] Globalirc [633/694] has challenged brycec [560/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/19/17 11:43:07] Globalirc has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:54:20 is added to brycec's clock.
[02/21/17 17:21:25] HeavyPodda [210/845] has challenged Globalirc [123/694] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:20:44 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/22/17 09:04:04] Globalirc, Realmy, and Tenorman [606/2791] have team battled Milquetoast, max, and fulcrum [127/1961] and won! 1 day, 03:58:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/17 17:17:32] Crazycatlady [392/541] has come upon Globalirc [506/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:00 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/25/17 19:44:15] darkmage, Virtual, and Globalirc [618/2290] have team battled HeavyPodda, Gatewayy, and sjums_the_great [1934/2093] and lost! 4 days, 22:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 07:44:54] Doctor [698/968] has come upon Globalirc [475/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:05:57 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[02/26/17 09:58:03] Globalirc [345/699] has challenged Zaratustra [79/948] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:14:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/26/17 22:01:34] Globalirc [102/699] has challenged GilbertErik [78/524] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:10:29 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/27/17 01:58:44] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:31:28 towards level 67.
[02/28/17 03:05:27] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:31:26 from level 67.
[02/28/17 10:12:43] Globalirc [343/699] has challenged Euronur [311/635] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:08:40 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/02/17 03:54:43] El_Sobaka, Sixbierehomme, and Globalirc [833/1675] have team battled robox, abra0, and allo [1891/2021] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/17 16:07:49] Globalirc [592/699] has come upon kline [18/383] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:36:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/03/17 01:42:45] Globalirc [574/699] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [551/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:04:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/03/17 06:20:03] Globalirc set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:56:58 from level 67.
[03/03/17 23:38:58] Furry [569/641] has challenged Globalirc [510/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:07:00 is removed from Furry's clock.
[03/04/17 03:22:23] ncarl747 [146/191] has challenged Globalirc [608/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/04/17 22:07:26] Globalirc [181/699] has come upon khmerboy [290/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:11:26 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/05/17 08:55:40] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:24:48 towards level 67.
[03/05/17 14:17:27] RBecker, godog, and fattrat [2171/2628] have team battled kline, Globalirc, and Cypher [1676/2063] and won! 1 day, 00:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 04:43:19] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:52 towards level 67.
[03/07/17 13:13:16] elf, El_Sobaka, and Agent86 [572/1804] have team battled sjums_the_great, Globalirc, and IndigoTiger [1170/2155] and lost! 0 days, 02:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/17 21:26:14] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:08 towards level 67.
[03/08/17 05:32:26] D.Va [146/347] has come upon Globalirc [17/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:23 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/09/17 16:19:52] robox [207/710] has come upon Globalirc [383/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:37:00 is added to robox's clock.
[03/10/17 14:21:00] El_Sobaka [302/366] has challenged Globalirc [652/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/10/17 19:59:00] Globalirc [238/699] has come upon Zaratustra [702/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:11:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/10/17 21:05:38] LordH, SchrodingersScat, and Virtual [434/2503] have team battled AbacusAvenger, HeavyPodda, and Globalirc [11/2398] and won! 1 day, 11:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/17 13:18:45] Zaratustra, JuanMaestro, and Globalirc [861/2258] have team battled pfoley, pants, and Iri [871/1786] and lost! 2 days, 04:17:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/17 14:44:57] ncarl747 [277/451] has challenged Globalirc [377/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/13/17 01:53:29] Globalirc [7/699] has challenged Asara [764/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:49:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/13/17 04:49:44] gabriel, IndigoTiger, and canton7 [690/2310] have team battled Globalirc, woonack, and Mirc0p [1325/1686] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/17 06:55:17] brycec [85/728] has challenged Globalirc [124/699] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:25:53 is added to brycec's clock.
[03/13/17 08:45:16] arlen [194/880] has come upon Globalirc [305/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:34:41 is added to arlen's clock.
[03/14/17 07:03:46] Killerkid [903/934] has challenged Globalirc [234/699] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:26:11 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/14/17 11:05:11] zid [223/841] has challenged Globalirc [498/699] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:55:59 is added to zid's clock.
[03/15/17 16:44:41] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:00:44 from level 67.
[03/16/17 10:21:57] Globalirc [87/699] has challenged Satoshi [748/788] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:10:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/16/17 11:22:21] Globalirc [278/699] has challenged PinkiePie [650/707] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/16/17 23:57:06] Globalirc, kensington, Cypher, and jenksy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/17 14:23:26] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:01 towards level 67.
[03/17/17 21:34:32] Globalirc [440/699] has challenged kline [349/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:37:57 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/20/17 02:07:26] WallIdl, jstg, and Woona [1125/2366] have team battled petrichor, HeavyPodda, and Globalirc [1197/2204] and lost! 2 days, 11:01:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/17 23:36:00] mordac [739/828] has come upon Globalirc [65/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:36 is removed from mordac's clock.
[03/23/17 01:21:43] LordH, SlowRiot, and XenGi [1755/2872] have team battled dindinx, freeboson, and Globalirc [73/1942] and won! 1 day, 13:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 12:28:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 00:58:34 toward level 67.
[03/23/17 17:41:36] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:16 from level 67.
[03/23/17 17:48:53] Globalirc [250/699] has challenged Misza [305/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:10 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/26/17 04:19:43] Globalirc [313/699] has challenged PinkiePie [126/712] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/26/17 04:55:41] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:15:17 towards level 68.
[03/26/17 17:13:27] JensRex [819/867] has challenged Globalirc [644/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:39:19 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[03/28/17 22:43:20] Globalirc [215/704] has challenged stvc [56/303] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:54:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/29/17 01:52:17] PriceChild [526/640] has challenged Globalirc [520/704] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[03/29/17 02:44:38] Globalirc [312/704] has challenged MrGlass [908/1047] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:36:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/29/17 05:21:28] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:22 towards level 68.
[03/29/17 19:03:41] everbrew [150/722] has come upon Globalirc [346/704] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:31:46 is added to everbrew's clock.
[03/30/17 05:14:05] Globalirc [169/704] has come upon qbit [389/406] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:58:29 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/30/17 05:54:10] jenksy [931/933] has challenged Globalirc [264/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:30:26 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[04/05/17 19:00:01] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:11:00 towards level 68.
[04/05/17 23:27:57] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:38 towards level 68.
[04/06/17 15:44:57] Globalirc [144/704] has come upon Chuck [753/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:28:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/06/17 19:20:03] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:31 towards level 68.
[04/07/17 10:56:55] Globalirc [256/704] has challenged nfsnobody [384/712] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:07:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/08/17 08:03:44] Globalirc [385/704] has challenged elbie [340/777] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:58:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/08/17 20:44:34] unicron [274/806] has come upon Globalirc [87/704] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:02:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/08/17 21:29:15] Globalirc walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:26:46 from level 68.
[04/11/17 01:27:37] kenyon [770/904] has challenged Globalirc [703/704] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:32:15 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/14/17 12:13:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 15 days, 05:52:09 toward level 68.
[04/15/17 03:04:13] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:27 towards level 68.
[04/15/17 18:47:36] popey [227/231] has challenged Globalirc [449/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to popey's clock.
[04/15/17 22:54:50] Zaratustra [746/942] has come upon Globalirc [466/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/16/17 07:32:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 4 days, 00:29:59 toward level 68.
[04/16/17 16:46:03] darkmage, mayli, and damyan [1470/2368] have team battled suterismus, Globalirc, and kline [288/2425] and won! 0 days, 02:12:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/17 16:52:35] allo [172/489] has come upon Globalirc [411/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:39:13 is added to allo's clock.
[04/17/17 20:20:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 23:51:49 toward level 68.
[04/18/17 05:37:13] Globalirc [398/704] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [42/1045] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/19/17 02:58:56] Majak, ohnx, and Globalirc [1262/1814] have team battled SudoKing, bl4ckscor3, and kensington [1321/1869] and lost! 1 day, 13:51:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 11:41:22] arg8bluefan, AngryParsley, and Mateusz [958/2112] have team battled Satoshi, Globalirc, and prime [786/1996] and won! 0 days, 15:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 09:04:07] Cameron_D, everbrew, and Globalirc [1769/2869] have team battled brycec, XJR-9, and keepermurf [1250/2348] and won! 2 days, 19:51:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/17 01:11:01] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:17:15 towards level 69.
[04/23/17 10:23:59] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:03:29 towards level 69.
[04/24/17 22:53:35] Globalirc got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:42:27 from level 69.
[04/25/17 23:22:10] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:13:42 towards level 69.
[04/26/17 01:50:01] Globalirc [38/707] has challenged gollum [195/376] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:36:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/27/17 01:43:16] glorgamitch [194/352] has challenged Globalirc [174/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[04/28/17 11:06:12] Psilocybe [63/165] has challenged Globalirc [290/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[04/28/17 18:16:04] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:33 towards level 69.
[04/29/17 06:41:12] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:23 from level 69.
[04/29/17 12:20:49] Globalirc [482/707] has challenged Nofew [31/1131] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:04:47 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/30/17 04:02:49] blind, godog, and Globalirc [1730/2329] have team battled Hodor, sjums_the_great, and irix [1085/2088] and won! 0 days, 03:25:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 07:27:50] SudoKing [375/708] has challenged Globalirc [189/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:54:09 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[04/30/17 18:21:05] Globalirc, neurospex, Eldoreth, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/17 19:42:19] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:45:59 towards level 69.
[05/02/17 00:09:31] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:16 towards level 69.
[05/02/17 01:51:05] soltys [650/692] has come upon Globalirc [512/707] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:43:20 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/02/17 16:34:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 9 days, 04:26:45 toward level 69.
[05/03/17 12:36:48] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:20 towards level 69.
[05/03/17 18:22:41] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:28 from level 69.
[05/03/17 20:05:51] Oooooog [48/521] has come upon Globalirc [82/707] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:54:02 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[05/05/17 02:45:39] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:26:26 from level 69.
[05/05/17 23:48:29] Avocet [61/539] has come upon Globalirc [356/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:12 is added to Avocet's clock.
[05/06/17 04:18:51] Fattyeater [170/506] has come upon Globalirc [434/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:36 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/06/17 12:48:16] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:03 towards level 69.
[05/07/17 19:24:48] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:50 towards level 69.
[05/08/17 08:25:07] chadi [23/28] has challenged Globalirc [576/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/08/17 11:42:07] Lios [48/832] has challenged Globalirc [229/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:15 is added to Lios's clock.
[05/08/17 21:25:56] Nofew [627/1131] has come upon Globalirc [9/707] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:43:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/09/17 17:01:07] Globalirc, PersonalJ, Ironhoof, and Bradicus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/17 02:49:32] Globalirc [263/716] has challenged Socks [538/566] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/12/17 18:44:34] pfoley [99/654] has come upon Globalirc [241/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:07:43 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/12/17 23:16:56] RedW, suterismus, and theZoMBiE [2026/3139] have team battled stvc, Globalirc, and MJ94 [1186/1939] and won! 0 days, 14:42:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 05:24:52] Globalirc [306/716] has challenged max [175/760] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:38:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/13/17 23:00:19] Globalirc [140/716] has come upon idlerpgww [144/502] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:12:19 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/14/17 23:51:06] Globalirc [480/716] has come upon Mirc0p [91/541] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:06:04 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/15/17 08:30:05] Globalirc [307/716] has come upon Beavis [733/1071] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:38:54 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/16/17 09:01:56] Globalirc was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:46:16 from level 70.
[05/16/17 09:53:46] Lemelisk, ToHellWithGA, and blizgerg [2125/2651] have team battled neurospex, Globalirc, and RistoUuranmaki [2515/2620] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/17 10:43:57] Ttech [160/1474] has challenged Globalirc [578/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:11 is added to Ttech's clock.
[05/17/17 10:22:46] Globalirc [179/716] has come upon pfoley [501/654] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:28:47 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/17/17 16:43:08] Sundance, Ttech, and SynthesizerPatel [1198/3257] have team battled vox, alexj, and Globalirc [2077/2252] and lost! 1 day, 02:51:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 19:41:09] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:40:05 towards level 70.
[05/20/17 09:05:13] Globalirc [11/722] has challenged Grums [77/455] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:06:47 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/20/17 13:35:21] dindinx, glook, and RistoUuranmaki [1397/1734] have team battled Globalirc, Gizmokid2005, and yasdorian [989/2141] and won! 3 days, 09:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 17:07:03] Gatewayy [694/801] has challenged Globalirc [563/722] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:03:19 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[05/20/17 21:44:15] MadMan, Globalirc, and blind [1668/2626] have team battled Zye, Lios, and liara [149/1983] and won! 10 days, 08:54:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 18:29:32] Globalirc [218/722] has come upon liara [314/396] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:42:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/24/17 03:45:14] sbp, AncalagonThBlack, and FakeWizard [746/1953] have team battled Oooooog, Globalirc, and abra0 [863/2226] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 11:45:29] Globalirc [642/722] has come upon KingQuackers [331/381] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:31:00 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/25/17 12:21:01] dan [2/10] has challenged Globalirc [524/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to dan's clock.
[05/28/17 06:46:49] Globalirc [657/728] has challenged idisjunction [1026/1079] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:45:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/28/17 14:12:07] nickware, idisjunction, and Globalirc [611/2356] have team battled awgh, soltys, and Zoddo [220/1810] and won! 2 days, 01:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 14:48:39] Globalirc [232/728] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [235/525] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:07:50 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/30/17 07:11:49] Globalirc [406/728] has challenged XJR-9 [331/718] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:14:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/31/17 13:02:12] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:24:14 towards level 70.
[06/01/17 01:20:41] Globalirc [427/728] has challenged JuanMaestro [68/605] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/01/17 13:25:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 7 days, 16:26:36 toward level 70.
[06/05/17 11:47:49] Azerothian [316/325] has challenged Globalirc [507/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[06/05/17 14:28:28] dwfreed [461/511] has challenged Globalirc [354/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:23 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/07/17 10:40:47] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:08 towards level 70.
[06/08/17 10:49:58] Globalirc [620/728] has challenged MJ94 [98/913] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:33:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/09/17 03:36:22] SudoKing, Pici, and Globalirc [794/2451] have team battled Brainiac, WallIdl, and borsin [1572/2004] and lost! 2 days, 14:44:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/17 13:54:15] Globalirc [139/728] has challenged glorgamitch [147/520] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:02 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/09/17 15:05:33] Bradicus, m0shbear, and pfoley [745/1951] have team battled arlen, Globalirc, and SchrodingersScat [913/2495] and lost! 0 days, 22:55:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 02:52:33] Globalirc [292/728] has come upon SN4T14 [585/774] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:07:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/10/17 19:31:38] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:21:21 towards level 70.
[06/10/17 21:59:09] Globalirc [160/728] has challenged yano [372/426] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:52:34 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/12/17 12:15:30] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:28 towards level 70.
[06/12/17 13:10:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 18:04:56 toward level 70.
[06/12/17 22:17:34] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:42 towards level 70.
[06/13/17 01:06:55] Globalirc [175/728] has challenged Bradicus [117/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:11 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/13/17 02:03:46] Heisenberg [665/965] has come upon Globalirc [92/728] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:45:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/13/17 13:11:20] Globalirc fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Globalirc's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/17 07:22:55] osannatas [30/617] has challenged Globalirc [177/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:24 is added to osannatas's clock.
[06/17/17 08:17:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:50:05 from level 70.
[06/17/17 22:19:23] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:25 from level 70.
[06/19/17 19:32:32] vegadark [131/495] has challenged Globalirc [134/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:36 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/21/17 23:56:49] Globalirc [460/720] has come upon lipek [1014/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:26:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/22/17 05:39:27] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:19 from level 70.
[06/24/17 04:28:27] Ephod [163/258] has come upon Globalirc [233/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:53 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/25/17 07:47:28] double, TauPan, and Xethron [2021/2064] have team battled kinopu, allo, and Globalirc [1366/1754] and won! 7 days, 19:45:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 18:43:56] Asara, dindinx, and Lnk [887/2199] have team battled JuanMaestro, Sixbierehomme, and Globalirc [1696/2062] and lost! 1 day, 06:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/17 15:19:32] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:42 towards level 70.
[06/28/17 18:27:42] shandor [115/574] has challenged Globalirc [250/720] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:35:30 is added to shandor's clock.
[06/29/17 03:20:03] Globalirc [477/720] has challenged Zoddo [535/719] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/02/17 20:45:55] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:39:36 towards level 71.
[07/03/17 00:10:23] Globalirc [313/720] has come upon tmberg [631/880] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:42:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/03/17 20:57:50] Mateusz [315/836] has come upon Globalirc [280/720] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 10:11:06 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[07/04/17 18:49:38] pfoley, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [1445/1712] have team battled Mirc0p, woonack, and Globalirc [1248/1712] and won! 2 days, 02:51:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 03:52:55] Firien [765/834] has challenged Globalirc [429/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:09 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/05/17 17:39:33] Avocet [249/600] has challenged Globalirc [183/720] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:14 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[07/07/17 06:36:41] HeavyPodda [272/1154] has come upon Globalirc [368/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:38:43 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/08/17 05:14:52] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:19:05 from level 71.
[07/08/17 10:05:07] darkmage [253/966] has come upon Globalirc [267/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:15:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/08/17 10:05:22] Globalirc [269/720] has challenged neurospex [20/1222] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:35:23 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/09/17 05:51:15] Globalirc [513/720] has come upon MadHatter [123/508] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:39:46 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/09/17 05:51:15] Globalirc [420/720] has come upon MadHatter [402/508] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:49:48 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/09/17 08:50:13] Globalirc [649/720] has come upon Boohbah [731/768] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:30:04 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/09/17 13:25:21] csssuf, Firien, and Furry [132/1822] have team battled PiotrekD, Globalirc, and Darky [834/2243] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 13:39:50] CoffeeMonster [59/241] has challenged Globalirc [198/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to CoffeeMonster's clock.
[07/09/17 20:10:46] Globalirc [301/720] has challenged PinkiePie [363/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:07:01 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/10/17 20:36:58] holloway [309/742] has come upon Globalirc [415/720] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:32:36 is added to holloway's clock.
[07/11/17 05:16:06] Globalirc [696/720] has challenged Lios [478/844] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:14:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/13/17 06:24:08] Globalirc [616/720] has challenged Boohbah [7/768] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:23:26 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/13/17 11:28:24] Globalirc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:15 from level 71.
[07/13/17 12:47:03] Globalirc set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:06:06 from level 71.
[07/13/17 14:10:41] Globalirc had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:58:43 towards level 71.
[07/14/17 16:20:59] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and IndigoTiger [1472/2573] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Globalirc, and Bradicus [1897/2415] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 22:47:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 14 days, 14:00:29 toward level 71.
[07/16/17 03:52:57] Globalirc, idlerpgww, and uhmmm [480/1847] have team battled mwhahaha, vox, and Zoddo [1758/2406] and lost! 0 days, 15:42:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 17:39:49] Globalirc broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:59:00 from level 71.
[07/17/17 09:24:31] Globalirc [275/720] has come upon CoffeeMonster [197/336] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:02:56 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/18/17 01:51:36] Globalirc [459/720] has challenged glorgamitch [238/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:12:09 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/18/17 01:57:43] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:53:09 towards level 71.
[07/18/17 07:41:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 16:16:12 toward level 71.
[07/19/17 11:09:53] kensington, SpikeX, and Globalirc [916/2081] have team battled pants, bigjay, and LordH [2251/2883] and lost! 1 day, 13:32:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 11:49:23] kenyon [550/707] has come upon Globalirc [51/720] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:35:35 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/20/17 12:15:30] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:54 from level 71.
[07/21/17 06:04:05] Globalirc [487/720] has challenged imr [109/211] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:20:50 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/21/17 06:27:15] SynthesizerPatel [595/1055] has challenged Globalirc [276/720] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/21/17 18:48:11] Torgeir, mordac, and Syloq [670/1729] have team battled PinkiePie, Globalirc, and h00k [6/2196] and won! 0 days, 01:59:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/17 23:59:19] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:16 towards level 71.
[07/22/17 02:26:46] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:41 towards level 71.
[07/22/17 02:42:11] vegadark, Geela, and hannesenator [1441/1916] have team battled Globalirc, manish17xxx, and bootdisk [1723/2121] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 00:14:50] XJR-9 [685/759] has challenged Globalirc [398/720] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:12 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[07/25/17 20:22:08] Globalirc [308/720] has challenged blizgerg [878/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:05 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/26/17 13:18:49] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:23 from level 71.
[07/28/17 18:01:16] Globalirc [220/720] has challenged Tenorman [18/780] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/31/17 12:45:13] Globalirc [423/720] has challenged SchrodingersScat [550/872] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:59:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/31/17 14:35:24] Antium, WallIdl, and kenyon [2035/2148] have team battled grooverider, Globalirc, and m0shbear [1909/2515] and won! 1 day, 01:16:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/17 21:43:42] ehjax [158/307] has challenged Globalirc [432/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to ehjax's clock.
[08/01/17 03:47:47] Globalirc [108/720] has challenged Bradicus [374/643] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:14:58 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/01/17 04:50:30] brycec, Khorne, and Globalirc [274/1877] have team battled MetaNova, SynthesizerPatel, and rxcomm [570/2645] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/17 21:53:45] Ttech, adamchainz, and Firien [2226/2708] have team battled idisjunction, Globalirc, and LordH [547/2624] and won! 0 days, 04:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/17 13:53:38] Bl4ckC0re [303/568] has challenged Globalirc [347/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:29 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[08/02/17 22:20:09] Bl4ckC0r3, PinkiePie, and Ttech [2238/2710] have team battled MJ94, sbp, and Globalirc [2156/2219] and won! 0 days, 22:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 09:48:42] pfoley [89/654] has challenged Globalirc [186/720] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to pfoley's clock.
[08/03/17 10:26:26] Gizmokid2005, Lios, and Nofew [2567/2884] have team battled Sundance, Globalirc, and zid [1751/2316] and won! 1 day, 08:18:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 14:20:32] dan, Nofew, and Avocet [1867/2188] have team battled Globalirc, JensRex, and sasaniak [331/2060] and won! 0 days, 11:53:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 16:15:57] adamchainz [106/330] has come upon Globalirc [458/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:59 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[08/04/17 08:00:57] Globalirc [66/720] has challenged Mateusz [85/836] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:15:58 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/04/17 10:53:30] Furry [153/645] has come upon Globalirc [285/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:34:25 is added to Furry's clock.
[08/05/17 20:07:12] LegendaryQ [85/471] has challenged Globalirc [507/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:46 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[08/05/17 21:40:38] elf, Bl4ckC0re, and Globalirc [1072/2172] have team battled xit, eva42, and Zaratustra [348/2742] and won! 0 days, 09:22:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 01:46:15] ruan, HeavyPodda, and LegendaryQ [1032/2130] have team battled m0shbear, Globalirc, and Bkid [959/2181] and won! 0 days, 02:36:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 06:13:49] theemstra [859/896] has come upon Globalirc [145/720] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:54:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/06/17 11:50:10] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:28:01 towards level 72.
[08/07/17 19:09:19] glook [324/623] has come upon Globalirc [381/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:30:53 is added to glook's clock.
[08/08/17 13:38:39] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:43:11 towards level 72.
[08/09/17 00:43:45] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:46 towards level 72.
[08/10/17 08:15:17] HeavyPodda [555/1145] has come upon Globalirc [31/720] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:54 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/10/17 16:26:58] Globalirc [325/720] has challenged csssuf [167/371] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:01:53 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/11/17 15:31:03] ohnx [185/955] has challenged Globalirc [272/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:38 is added to ohnx's clock.
[08/12/17 01:32:49] Globalirc [475/720] has challenged zid [285/879] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:13:53 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/12/17 09:17:25] Globalirc, tspange, and clubbprez [706/1707] have team battled ohnx, AngryParsley, and MrGlass [2674/2729] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 13:05:18] Taffer, SchrodingersScat, and Syloq [703/1986] have team battled sunri5e, basepi, and Globalirc [562/1896] and won! 2 days, 04:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 09:14:01] theemstra, Evrial, and zifnab06 [259/2161] have team battled soltys, ruan, and Globalirc [1434/1796] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 13:11:36] SpikeX, TauPan, and shandor [1030/1328] have team battled Globalirc, Woona, and sigmg [1506/2215] and lost! 0 days, 14:30:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 05:07:51] Mars [252/407] has come upon Globalirc [376/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:05:23 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/18/17 07:03:01] Globalirc [520/720] has challenged Virtual [60/661] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:43:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/19/17 10:22:58] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:12 towards level 72.
[08/19/17 23:09:36] arlen [108/893] has challenged Globalirc [666/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:54:29 is added to arlen's clock.
[08/20/17 07:10:53] Globalirc [689/720] has challenged Cameron_D [71/1468] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:38:23 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/20/17 14:02:33] Globalirc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:03:50 from level 72.
[08/21/17 01:37:21] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:22 towards level 72.
[08/21/17 14:16:03] valdur55 [44/670] has challenged Globalirc [675/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:02 is added to valdur55's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:56] Meta [480/907] has come upon Globalirc [592/720] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:41:38 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:59] Meta [868/907] has come upon Globalirc [561/720] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:04:03 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/23/17 01:13:59] Globalirc [280/720] has come upon djm [302/459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:04 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/23/17 02:03:10] Atan [433/534] has come upon Globalirc [23/720] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:54:32 is removed from Atan's clock.
[08/23/17 09:17:38] Heisenberg, PinkiePie, and Boohbah [367/2576] have team battled Globalirc, woonack, and hannesenator [1144/2329] and lost! 2 days, 16:54:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 12:58:37] brycec, AbacusAvenger, and Globalirc [1791/2386] have team battled MetaNova, JuanMaestro, and Cypher [293/2418] and won! 3 days, 15:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/17 05:11:06] Brady [39/532] has come upon Globalirc [404/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:18:22 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/26/17 19:30:06] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:33 towards level 72.
[08/28/17 13:03:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 00:32:16 from level 72.
[08/28/17 22:34:28] hannesenator, popey, and Globalirc [1189/2295] have team battled Virtual, IdleMaster, and elf [1468/2131] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/17 06:04:21] Globalirc, meffe, and Birdbones [550/2121] have team battled Ironhoof, Boulder, and freeboson [1631/2370] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 03:48:03] Globalirc, Darky, and manish17xxx [721/2370] have team battled Zaratustra, glorgamitch, and RistoUuranmaki [336/2409] and won! 2 days, 16:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 23:46:43] Dubbins, bootdisk, and Atan [760/1562] have team battled Globalirc, soltys, and mwhahaha [789/1898] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 09:12:08] Zaratustra, soltys, and Globalirc [604/2367] have team battled elf, PinkiePie, and Boohbah [1722/2490] and lost! 1 day, 16:33:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 12:54:50] Globalirc [533/720] has come upon ncarl747 [161/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:33:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/01/17 12:58:57] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:36 towards level 72.
[09/03/17 21:31:36] Crazycatlady [422/658] has come upon Globalirc [458/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:51:12 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/04/17 05:51:09] bigjay [418/1147] has come upon Globalirc [129/720] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:28:37 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/05/17 12:28:11] Globalirc [589/720] has challenged AngryParsley [180/976] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:51:42 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/07/17 19:51:59] Xenthys [197/556] has come upon Globalirc [513/720] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:49:47 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[09/09/17 14:20:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 1 day, 14:41:59 toward level 72.
[09/09/17 15:44:52] valdur55 [593/692] has challenged Globalirc [586/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[09/10/17 06:55:43] Globalirc [358/731] has challenged soltys [25/554] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/11/17 00:53:22] Globalirc [436/731] has come upon Boulder [145/461] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:32:45 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/11/17 09:21:17] loomysh, Globalirc, and Syloq [939/1679] have team battled sigmg, Furry, and Asara [2190/2341] and lost! 0 days, 06:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 03:10:48] Globalirc [405/731] has come upon Brainiac [592/715] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:19:38 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/13/17 14:21:11] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:22:42 towards level 73.
[09/15/17 02:32:08] Eldoreth, Mirc0p, and SchrodingersScat [1576/2517] have team battled blind, Nofew, and Globalirc [2624/2896] and lost! 1 day, 15:49:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/17 19:48:38] Globalirc [60/731] has come upon Taffer [598/624] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:20:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/17/17 04:17:39] Globalirc fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Globalirc's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/17 10:15:25] Pici [274/1123] has challenged Globalirc [532/724] in combat and lost! 17 days, 23:11:33 is added to Pici's clock.
[09/18/17 01:29:47] Sundance [209/646] has challenged Globalirc [419/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:33 is added to Sundance's clock.
[09/18/17 10:59:51] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:00:58 towards level 73.
[09/18/17 17:08:42] Ttech [1396/1539] has come upon Globalirc [676/724] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:14:32 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/19/17 07:56:35] Globalirc [132/724] has come upon ToHellWithGA [167/454] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:16:01 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/20/17 01:37:48] yasdorian [93/536] has challenged Globalirc [612/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:16:32 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[09/20/17 05:16:36] os-5185, theemstra, and Globalirc [731/2042] have team battled Kylie, wulk, and Sixbierehomme [1583/1598] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/17 05:56:48] Pici, Geela, and nickware [454/2033] have team battled Avocet, Globalirc, and valdur55 [1384/2210] and lost! 1 day, 04:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/17 06:42:31] Globalirc [651/724] has challenged IndigoTiger [732/1043] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:29:55 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/22/17 20:36:57] Globalirc [181/724] has come upon XJR-9 [219/984] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:58:06 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/24/17 19:37:47] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:05:23 from level 73.
[09/24/17 20:21:35] Globalirc [363/724] has come upon hannesenator [266/1210] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:15:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/01/17 03:20:46] J, blind, and Vroomfondel [716/2067] have team battled Mithkabob, Globalirc, and Meta [1364/2190] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/17 03:33:07] sjefen6 [409/416] has challenged Globalirc [248/724] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:31:10 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[10/01/17 19:04:23] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:57:37 towards level 73.
[10/02/17 02:14:51] Malvolio, Globalirc, and Mateusz [1207/2036] have team battled neurospex, Gizmokid2005, and xa [863/2604] and won! 0 days, 00:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 00:32:39] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:26:24 towards level 73.
[10/04/17 05:12:54] Silvanus_Betrium [35/334] has challenged Globalirc [422/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/04/17 08:52:19] Globalirc [321/724] has challenged brycec [63/781] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:16:26 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/04/17 15:44:36] MrGlass [269/798] has challenged Globalirc [233/724] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/04/17 22:15:28] Globalirc [409/724] has come upon wulk [132/454] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:17:43 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/04/17 23:59:06] pfoley, uhmmm, and dwfreed [133/1833] have team battled Globalirc, Zye, and kenyon [1630/2244] and lost! 4 days, 14:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/17 07:59:37] keepermurf [159/939] has challenged Globalirc [103/724] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:13:33 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[10/06/17 04:41:38] cirdan, sartan, Globalirc, and valdur55 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/17 14:30:05] Milquetoast [184/953] has come upon Globalirc [99/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:46:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/07/17 00:01:16] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:58 towards level 73.
[10/07/17 03:38:26] yano, LordH, and djm [653/2148] have team battled Globalirc, Asara, and Andries [835/2704] and lost! 1 day, 01:15:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/17 14:40:32] Sticky [405/423] has challenged Globalirc [376/724] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from Sticky's clock.
[10/08/17 00:35:47] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:52 towards level 73.
[10/08/17 01:56:20] freeboson [115/839] has challenged Globalirc [161/724] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/08/17 02:07:47] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:50 towards level 73.
[10/09/17 04:35:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 8 days, 19:59:24 toward level 73.
[10/09/17 15:16:29] kenyon, os-5185, and TauPan [758/1563] have team battled max, loomysh, and Globalirc [1397/1985] and lost! 1 day, 17:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/17 17:18:02] Globalirc [124/724] has come upon AngryParsley [281/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:50 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/10/17 15:46:30] awgh, Woona, and vegadark [1822/2297] have team battled Globalirc, grooverider, and damyan [837/2673] and won! 3 days, 12:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 20:18:27] himuraken, unicron, and Eiam [1136/2325] have team battled Lemelisk, Globalirc, and LordH [2763/2816] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/17 07:17:11] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:45 towards level 73.
[10/13/17 14:12:26] AncalagonThBlack, Globalirc, codedeeply, and Avocet have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/17 05:52:10] bootdisk, Asara, and pmden [663/2410] have team battled hannesenator, Globalirc, and Meta [67/2847] and won! 0 days, 01:05:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 19:41:39] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:44 towards level 73.
[10/15/17 20:47:24] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:16 towards level 73.
[10/17/17 04:28:38] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:40 towards level 73.
[10/17/17 04:35:25] Globalirc [568/724] has challenged Iri [191/554] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:03:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/17/17 06:16:10] Iri [321/554] has come upon Globalirc [267/724] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:51:31 is removed from Iri's clock.
[10/17/17 15:43:04] JuanMaestro, Bradicus, and Vroomfondel [1769/1796] have team battled loomysh, m0shbear, and Globalirc [201/1974] and won! 0 days, 17:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 16:29:37] Globalirc, Bradicus, and x0 [656/1685] have team battled Taffer, CornFly, and LordH [1007/2850] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 19:36:30] ncarl747 [145/836] has challenged Globalirc [490/724] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:03:55 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[10/18/17 07:44:28] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:25:10 towards level 74.
[10/18/17 21:26:58] Morfeus [37/66] has challenged Globalirc [34/724] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:12 is removed from Morfeus's clock.
[10/19/17 15:23:41] valdur55, shandor, and Bradicus [1025/1933] have team battled Ttech, Globalirc, and liara [1267/2832] and lost! 0 days, 07:39:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/17 22:59:05] brendan, xa, and Zye [1857/2834] have team battled Globalirc, Majak, and Atan [1062/1808] and won! 0 days, 23:24:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 16:49:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 17 days, 09:11:49 toward level 74.
[10/25/17 22:21:15] Globalirc [370/724] has challenged HeavyPodda [834/1053] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:42:05 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/26/17 09:54:30] bl4ckscor3 [51/545] has come upon Globalirc [159/724] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:32:45 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[10/26/17 15:15:01] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:35:07 towards level 74.
[10/26/17 22:52:36] Mithkabob, Globalirc, and osannatas [1012/1971] have team battled Iri, Taffer, and dodobrain [474/2162] and won! 2 days, 06:27:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 00:36:19] Globalirc [171/724] has come upon ncarl747 [121/842] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:33:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/27/17 04:30:31] max [503/781] has challenged Globalirc [329/724] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:32:25 is removed from max's clock.
[10/30/17 17:10:52] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:49 towards level 74.
[10/31/17 04:26:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 11 days, 10:19:29 toward level 74.
[10/31/17 14:06:42] Globalirc, qbit, and mordac [1008/2646] have team battled djm, himuraken, and Atan [1238/2016] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 14:15:15] Mateusz, theZoMBiE, and Euronur [176/2494] have team battled Meta, Globalirc, and Frogging101 [789/2218] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 17:27:59] Globalirc [358/730] has challenged soltys [409/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/01/17 02:30:49] Cypher [308/1059] has challenged Globalirc [567/730] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:31:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/02/17 09:53:45] ncarl747 [475/842] has challenged Globalirc [220/730] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[11/03/17 00:00:27] Globalirc [216/730] has come upon rxcomm [780/869] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:19 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/04/17 01:54:20] CoolChris [312/420] has come upon Globalirc [150/730] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:28 is removed from CoolChris's clock.
[11/05/17 12:51:00] Globalirc [712/730] has challenged manish17xxx [145/725] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:00:40 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/05/17 19:35:34] Andries [244/796] has come upon Globalirc [517/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:57 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/06/17 05:13:25] Globalirc [157/730] has challenged blizgerg [941/1113] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:28:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/07/17 02:21:11] tmberg [109/900] has challenged Globalirc [134/730] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:17:04 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/07/17 04:31:31] exa [171/785] has challenged Globalirc [297/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to exa's clock.
[11/08/17 07:15:39] Globalirc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:18:40 from level 75.
[11/08/17 15:15:44] Lnk, MJ94, and AbrahamLinksys [1881/2240] have team battled theemstra, Heisenberg, and Globalirc [2217/2360] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 20:52:30] Silvanus_Betrium, damyan, and ishanyx [768/1482] have team battled ncarl747, max, and Globalirc [1240/2349] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/17 07:35:04] Globalirc set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:17:36 from level 75.
[11/09/17 22:23:06] Globalirc EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:38:41 from level 75.
[11/13/17 17:00:05] Globalirc [12/730] has come upon valdur55 [539/713] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:00:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/14/17 12:43:05] cosmicsound [124/257] has challenged Globalirc [546/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to cosmicsound's clock.
[11/16/17 00:30:21] ilbelkyr [12/363] has challenged Globalirc [338/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[11/17/17 06:03:14] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:32:51 towards level 75.
[11/18/17 14:27:55] Globalirc [647/737] has come upon holloway [228/789] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:31:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/19/17 07:07:54] Bob [337/426] has come upon Globalirc [421/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:52:03 is added to Bob's clock.
[11/20/17 09:09:52] Globalirc [224/737] has challenged kenyon [915/949] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:25:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/22/17 17:28:55] Andries [259/800] has challenged Globalirc [221/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:10:10 is removed from Andries's clock.
[11/22/17 18:11:56] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:23:40 from level 75.
[11/22/17 21:15:01] Milquetoast, gildarts, and RedW [42/2271] have team battled Globalirc, TauPan, and AbrahamLinksys [798/1975] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 04:03:31] Globalirc [613/737] has come upon sigmg [188/553] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:09:50 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/23/17 09:14:52] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:27 towards level 75.
[11/24/17 07:42:21] Globalirc [272/737] has challenged dax [197/472] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:53:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/24/17 07:42:21] In the fierce battle, dax dropped his level 66 helm! Globalirc picks it up, tossing his old level 57 helm to dax.
[11/24/17 08:29:25] sunri5e, Globalirc, and droogie [1554/2142] have team battled awgh, xayto, and Eldoreth [1141/2182] and won! 0 days, 02:19:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/17 13:44:24] Globalirc [415/746] has challenged KeboDK [208/999] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:21:35 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/24/17 21:46:57] Globalirc [450/746] has challenged Realmy [135/1068] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:48:57 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/25/17 15:28:27] Globalirc [350/746] has come upon m0shbear [172/764] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:16:06 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/25/17 19:33:02] Geela [78/346] has come upon Globalirc [638/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:03 is added to Geela's clock.
[11/27/17 05:12:55] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:09:36 towards level 75.
[11/27/17 11:00:59] Jandre [7/214] has challenged Globalirc [352/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Jandre's clock.
[11/27/17 13:23:19] Murii [40/71] has challenged Globalirc [191/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Murii's clock.
[11/27/17 18:07:22] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:32:28 towards level 75.
[11/29/17 19:57:03] Globalirc lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:07:43 from level 75.
[11/29/17 20:50:18] Globalirc sharpened the edge of his weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/17 22:28:16] Globalirc got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:14 from level 75.
[12/01/17 00:59:30] KeboDK, AbrahamLinksys, and elbie [2048/2080] have team battled Globalirc, os-5185, and Darky [2018/2603] and won! 2 days, 14:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 15:10:38] cirdan [825/869] has challenged Globalirc [4/765] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:11:09 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[12/01/17 18:39:12] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:34 towards level 75.
[12/03/17 02:29:17] manish17xxx, SlowRiot, and JensRex [1055/2830] have team battled Globalirc, Herb_Tarlek, and Xenthys [2244/2396] and lost! 5 days, 08:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/17 05:08:29] zid [749/925] has come upon Globalirc [625/765] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:41:31 is removed from zid's clock.
[12/03/17 22:58:27] xayto, Euronur, and dindinx [1761/1811] have team battled Zoddo, Lios, and Globalirc [805/2640] and won! 0 days, 14:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 11:19:36] Erwinson [35/55] has challenged Globalirc [30/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:56 is removed from Erwinson's clock.
[12/08/17 17:22:26] Globalirc lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:17:41 from level 75.
[12/09/17 07:20:24] Globalirc met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:36:18 from level 75.
[12/09/17 08:08:40] theemstra [333/757] has come upon Globalirc [692/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:23:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/09/17 11:51:09] vegadark [17/490] has challenged Globalirc [244/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:46:39 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/10/17 09:59:04] Globalirc [708/765] has challenged vegadark [342/490] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:57:25 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/10/17 18:11:20] borsin [1/729] has come upon Globalirc [578/765] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:58:57 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/11/17 02:37:37] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:28:19 from level 75.
[12/11/17 19:11:26] Mars [77/655] has come upon Globalirc [356/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:14:29 is added to Mars's clock.
[12/12/17 02:13:19] Globalirc [220/765] has challenged Ttech [344/1612] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:38:08 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/12/17 15:43:03] IdleMaster [458/604] has come upon Globalirc [147/771] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:31:37 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/14/17 04:25:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 1 day, 15:06:46 toward level 75.
[12/14/17 11:48:51] Globalirc [562/771] has come upon canton7 [542/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:57:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/14/17 12:27:00] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:15:43 towards level 75.
[12/16/17 11:50:30] Globalirc [678/771] has challenged ohnx [357/1018] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:15:01 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/17/17 01:44:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 7 days, 18:53:07 toward level 75.
[12/18/17 00:09:12] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:16 from level 75.
[12/18/17 09:06:30] tspange [97/742] has challenged Globalirc [68/771] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:02:03 is removed from tspange's clock.
[12/19/17 17:56:34] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:36 from level 75.
[12/20/17 21:48:22] Globalirc [731/771] has challenged pixelate [461/497] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:01:20 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/20/17 21:48:22] Globalirc has dealt pixelate a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:55:21 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/21/17 00:34:00] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:48:31 towards level 76.
[12/21/17 17:16:25] Eldoreth [685/930] has come upon Globalirc [307/771] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:01:08 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/21/17 22:39:44] Globalirc [478/771] has come upon Sixbierehomme [182/657] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:54:28 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/22/17 18:26:57] SyntaxASI [244/246] has challenged Globalirc [329/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to SyntaxASI's clock.
[12/24/17 18:18:33] Globalirc lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:37:49 from level 76.
[12/25/17 10:20:09] Globalirc, Fluttershy, and pfoley [1577/2472] have team battled fattrat, theemstra, and shandor [569/2553] and won! 1 day, 02:12:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 00:44:47] Globalirc [386/771] has challenged Eiam [23/699] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:59:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/26/17 06:05:11] MrGlass, Fluttershy, and sasaniak [1844/2477] have team battled Xenthys, Cypher, and Globalirc [2409/2595] and lost! 1 day, 07:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 16:57:21] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:05:25 from level 76.
[12/28/17 11:05:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 22:19:07 from level 76.
[12/28/17 18:03:39] Globalirc [241/771] has come upon CornFly [545/1049] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:51:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/30/17 11:19:25] Globalirc reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/17 13:15:05] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:53:25 from level 76.
[12/30/17 18:50:59] Sundance, lipek, and IndigoTiger [1189/2961] have team battled Frogging101, liara, and Globalirc [1069/1876] and won! 4 days, 16:55:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 03:21:36] Globalirc [643/777] has come upon fattrat [121/1174] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 21:14:24 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/31/17 04:04:20] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:41:41 towards level 76.
[12/31/17 06:21:05] lipek, Globalirc, and osannatas [746/2772] have team battled MetaNova, shandor, and neurospex [2107/2696] and lost! 3 days, 16:02:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/18 09:42:18] Iri [7/531] has challenged Globalirc [405/777] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:15:39 is added to Iri's clock.
[01/03/18 17:02:09] Lios [444/843] has challenged Globalirc [765/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:35:36 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/04/18 20:05:52] Atan, Globalirc, and pixelate [241/1797] have team battled Xenthys, Eiam, and holloway [1894/2259] and lost! 5 days, 18:41:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 07:39:02] Globalirc [451/785] has challenged bootdisk [762/784] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:07:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/06/18 11:25:16] suterismus [89/1352] has come upon Globalirc [550/785] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:00:10 is added to suterismus's clock.
[01/07/18 09:47:06] Globalirc [457/785] has challenged Milquetoast [695/962] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:49:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/10/18 04:13:56] CornFly, theemstra, and PinkiePie [2417/2629] have team battled zankore, Globalirc, and nfsnobody [1251/2357] and won! 0 days, 15:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 08:01:48] lightstalker [154/250] has challenged Globalirc [586/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[01/10/18 08:33:54] bender [58/738] has come upon Globalirc [464/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to bender's clock.
[01/10/18 11:14:42] Globalirc [86/785] has challenged MrGlass [195/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:35:28 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/10/18 18:05:25] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:41:36 towards level 76.
[01/11/18 09:31:14] yano [276/701] has come upon Globalirc [338/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:42:48 is added to yano's clock.
[01/12/18 05:26:33] Globalirc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:40:31 from level 76.
[01/12/18 14:48:49] Globalirc [752/790] has come upon canton7 [496/788] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:14:59 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/13/18 04:30:08] exa, pants, and MJ94 [971/2747] have team battled TauPan, Globalirc, and Iri [904/1901] and won! 0 days, 02:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 13:01:52] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:29:11 towards level 76.
[01/14/18 12:09:46] sjefen6 [163/422] has challenged Globalirc [544/790] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:28:53 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[01/15/18 00:37:50] bl4ckscor3 [54/541] has come upon Globalirc [785/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:23:52 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/16/18 02:40:45] Globalirc [121/790] has come upon KobrAs [442/498] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:53:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/16/18 07:00:37] Globalirc, moveax, and D.Va [1087/1849] have team battled Meta, qbit, and suterismus [793/3219] and won! 0 days, 07:25:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 05:51:56] Barry [44/208] has challenged Globalirc [630/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/17/18 07:32:12] Globalirc [436/790] has challenged elbie [657/788] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:39:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/17/18 21:31:45] Neo, crysys, and Mars [555/1573] have team battled Syloq, Globalirc, and Dork_Knight [842/1879] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/18 03:38:09] TauPan, Dork_Knight, and ToHellWithGA [1543/1943] have team battled Globalirc, RedW, and mordac [1163/2910] and won! 0 days, 07:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 03:39:03] Globalirc [693/790] has challenged dwfreed [149/513] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:16:29 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/20/18 00:13:06] Globalirc [665/790] has come upon charitwo [464/511] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:41:24 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/20/18 05:28:10] Globalirc [76/790] has come upon Bob [77/541] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:56:08 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/20/18 22:48:37] rxcomm [270/951] has come upon Globalirc [337/790] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:05:34 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/21/18 03:21:08] brendan [567/1400] has come upon Globalirc [681/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:54:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/21/18 11:50:37] Brady [373/614] has come upon Globalirc [785/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:36:14 is added to Brady's clock.
[01/22/18 14:31:32] Globalirc [93/790] has come upon LordH [802/1059] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:24:15 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/22/18 19:41:11] Geela [230/390] has come upon Globalirc [254/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:02 is added to Geela's clock.
[01/23/18 22:02:06] Globalirc [23/790] has come upon Agent86 [373/581] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:17:34 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/24/18 00:43:17] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:13:03 from level 76.
[01/24/18 12:43:35] zankore, ncarl747, and AbacusAvenger [1134/2596] have team battled neurospex, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [1178/2544] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 19:14:33] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:35:14 towards level 76.
[01/24/18 19:47:13] Elgo, Vroomfondel, and Globalirc [772/1935] have team battled speedmann, lipek, and xayto [1478/2251] and lost! 0 days, 17:49:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/18 22:02:03] Crazycatlady [292/557] has come upon Globalirc [481/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:56:45 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/26/18 17:31:05] Globalirc, Realmy, and irix [336/2864] have team battled AbacusAvenger, tspange, and theemstra [1484/2351] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 18:17:59] Globalirc [134/790] has come upon dwfreed [359/513] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:01:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/27/18 06:43:40] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:25:36 towards level 76.
[01/28/18 04:59:47] Globalirc [191/790] has challenged tspange [645/771] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:19:20 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/28/18 09:55:37] soltys [318/568] has come upon Globalirc [88/790] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:54:39 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/28/18 18:04:13] kork [21/295] has challenged Globalirc [549/790] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:18:24 is added to kork's clock.
[01/29/18 10:56:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 40 days, 17:17:00 from level 76.
[01/31/18 09:00:38] bender [153/749] has come upon Globalirc [273/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:53 is added to bender's clock.
[01/31/18 10:00:19] dwfreed, valdur55, and rxcomm [2149/2328] have team battled zankore, Zoddo, and Globalirc [2289/2776] and lost! 0 days, 13:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/18 09:55:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 67 days, 03:37:00 toward level 76.
[02/03/18 00:07:08] moveax, blizgerg, and PinkiePie [1282/2476] have team battled Sixbierehomme, crysys, and Globalirc [1528/1935] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 00:55:32] Globalirc [319/790] has challenged AngryParsley [796/899] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:44:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/04/18 09:54:31] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:27 towards level 76.
[02/04/18 17:20:28] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:58:44 from level 76.
[02/04/18 22:58:28] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:50:34 towards level 76.
[02/05/18 13:36:45] buksi [26/158] has challenged Globalirc [207/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/07/18 02:43:53] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:16 towards level 76.
[02/07/18 21:26:34] Globalirc [622/790] has challenged moveax [408/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:44:53 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/08/18 06:25:15] Globalirc [267/790] has challenged qwerty [165/658] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:17:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/08/18 06:28:07] petrichor [269/1144] has challenged Globalirc [767/790] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to petrichor's clock.
[02/08/18 12:19:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 17:33:16 toward level 76.
[02/09/18 07:34:35] Globalirc [478/790] has challenged Beavis [568/1031] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:45:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/11/18 03:36:10] max, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [1558/2341] have team battled qwerty, Brady, and Mirc0p [523/2038] and won! 1 day, 22:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 09:57:06] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:11 towards level 76.
[02/11/18 10:43:25] Globalirc, D.Va, and awgh [1570/2182] have team battled Khorne, pfoley, and J [1296/2317] and won! 2 days, 02:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 16:47:38] Blazee [0/1] has challenged Globalirc [237/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Blazee's clock.
[02/15/18 19:32:35] adamchainz [145/573] has challenged Globalirc [514/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:15 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[02/16/18 02:54:12] moveax [111/525] has come upon Globalirc [380/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:16 is added to moveax's clock.
[02/16/18 06:44:44] Globalirc [171/790] has come upon himuraken [768/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:26:33 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/16/18 12:47:59] Birdbones, grooverider, and Milquetoast [2367/3287] have team battled sunri5e, Sir_Lemming, and Globalirc [1643/2222] and won! 3 days, 00:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/18 11:24:23] Fluttershy, awgh, and Globalirc [721/2695] have team battled Gatewayy, max, and Sundance [855/2215] and lost! 1 day, 14:59:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 19:17:07] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:03 towards level 76.
[02/19/18 05:45:47] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:53:12 from level 76.
[02/21/18 13:23:58] Globalirc [640/790] has challenged Gatewayy [86/900] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:26:07 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/22/18 01:10:46] ohnx, Globalirc, and m0shbear [1005/2529] have team battled Cypher, Taffer, and Sundance [842/2511] and won! 0 days, 23:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 01:36:33] RistoUuranmaki, Globalirc, and pants [296/2577] have team battled apiw, sjefen6, and Ttech [1732/2652] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/18 11:37:59] Globalirc [788/790] has challenged Dork_Knight [135/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:06 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/19/18 03:43:29] Globalirc [671/790] has challenged woonack [195/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/20/18 11:54:35] pfoley [197/648] has challenged Globalirc [155/790] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:01:06 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[03/20/18 16:52:37] Globalirc [100/790] has challenged bootdisk [338/890] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/22/18 22:01:02] m4dc0w [46/367] has challenged Globalirc [758/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/23/18 08:16:42] manish17xxx [505/797] has come upon Globalirc [418/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:15 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[03/23/18 08:42:12] Milquetoast [457/995] has come upon Globalirc [249/790] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:16:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/25/18 21:44:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 4 days, 01:57:26 toward level 77.
[03/26/18 12:58:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 36 days, 02:04:14 toward level 77.
[03/26/18 14:43:24] damyan [273/904] has challenged Globalirc [662/790] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to damyan's clock.
[03/28/18 15:26:13] Globalirc [479/790] has come upon ohnx [540/1019] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:15:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/28/18 19:27:54] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:14 towards level 77.
[03/29/18 13:55:00] Globalirc, AbacusAvenger, and Brainiac [384/2371] have team battled Andries, Khorne, and RedW [296/2835] and won! 2 days, 05:41:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 17:44:36] LukeLR, sunri5e, and Bradicus [635/1893] have team battled sjefen6, bigjay, and Globalirc [1068/2840] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 21:28:37] PiotrekD [166/713] has come upon Globalirc [571/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:26:20 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/03/18 21:48:01] PiotrekD [346/713] has come upon Globalirc [501/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:09:02 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/04/18 08:39:44] Globalirc [364/790] has come upon Virtual [547/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:47:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/04/18 10:08:35] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:08:46 from level 77.
[05/04/18 16:32:10] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:25 towards level 77.
[05/05/18 07:29:56] Globalirc [89/790] has come upon WallIdl [572/815] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:55:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/07/18 03:45:33] Globalirc [376/790] has challenged Roxana [440/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:52:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/20/18 16:23:42] crudd [85/190] has challenged Globalirc [389/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to crudd's clock.
[05/21/18 22:57:20] Globalirc [516/790] has challenged D.Va [207/515] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:27:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/22/18 08:00:26] koyaan, Globalirc, and sedition [318/1574] have team battled petrichor, kenyon, and Brady [2417/3055] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 05:26:21] SirMonkeybox, sigmg, and Globalirc [1023/2057] have team battled KharmaScribbles, zid, and Iri [165/1842] and won! 3 days, 10:37:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 07:09:37] Globalirc [631/790] has challenged meffe [599/683] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:01:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/23/18 17:37:52] abra0, Misza, and Tenorman [1531/3160] have team battled Globalirc, valdur55, and sbp [494/2280] and won! 1 day, 12:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 10:20:02] Globalirc [763/790] has challenged Evrial [433/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:00:02 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/25/18 12:29:11] CornFly [253/1035] has come upon Globalirc [22/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:22:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/25/18 16:11:33] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:45 from level 77.
[05/25/18 19:26:07] Globalirc [21/790] has come upon LegendaryQ [153/465] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/27/18 18:03:57] exa [178/1003] has challenged Globalirc [310/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:42:12 is added to exa's clock.
[05/28/18 13:10:39] Globalirc [538/790] has challenged IdleMaster [255/744] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:41:02 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/28/18 23:45:35] Globalirc, Pici, and KharmaScribbles [2022/2162] have team battled MetaNova, mwhahaha, and dax [2389/2422] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 09:12:58] Majak, Killerkid, and woonack [1372/1756] have team battled Globalirc, dxtr, and el [713/1707] and won! 3 days, 06:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 13:39:25] k [168/243] has challenged Globalirc [783/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to k's clock.
[05/29/18 20:36:58] Globalirc, moveax, and suterismus [2714/2883] have team battled Shakes, Eldoreth, and WallIdl [6/2033] and won! 0 days, 00:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 06:51:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 1 day, 16:00:01 toward level 77.
[05/30/18 17:51:05] Killerkid [569/787] has come upon Globalirc [67/790] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:39:21 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[05/30/18 23:31:11] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:52 towards level 77.
[05/31/18 05:37:42] Pici [1007/1080] has come upon Globalirc [36/790] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:10:12 is removed from Pici's clock.
[05/31/18 05:49:10] idlerpgww [357/522] has challenged Globalirc [17/790] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[05/31/18 17:20:52] Globalirc [531/790] has challenged greekman [585/641] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/30/18 03:41:59] Globalirc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Globalirc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/18 03:43:15] vrillusions [444/1293] has challenged Globalirc [572/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:47:14 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[06/30/18 05:03:18] Tim [106/220] has challenged Globalirc [6/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from Tim's clock.
[07/01/18 22:26:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 44 days, 14:21:46 toward level 78.
[07/02/18 03:10:46] Ttech [1278/1701] has come upon Globalirc [506/781] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:16:19 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/02/18 11:59:37] zankore, mefmef, and Asara [1143/2858] have team battled Mateusz, Globalirc, and petrichor [930/2854] and won! 2 days, 05:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 18:05:01] XF [293/537] has challenged Globalirc [188/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:09:43 is removed from XF's clock.
[07/02/18 20:17:30] TauPan [225/696] has come upon Globalirc [688/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:53:29 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/03/18 04:16:54] LukeLR [79/672] has challenged Globalirc [175/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[07/04/18 15:13:22] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:08 towards level 78.
[07/04/18 18:35:17] Globalirc [656/781] has come upon awgh [258/943] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:21:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/05/18 01:24:35] Globalirc [549/781] has challenged RBecker [131/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:09:55 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/05/18 16:19:27] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:28 towards level 78.
[07/05/18 20:53:54] Globalirc met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:17:52 from level 78.
[07/06/18 08:47:05] waffles [20/318] has challenged Globalirc [310/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to waffles's clock.
[07/06/18 12:31:36] Globalirc [152/781] has come upon adamchainz [61/597] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:25:48 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/06/18 17:13:55] CornFly, MetaNova, and brycec [283/2863] have team battled m0shbear, Globalirc, and ruan [2316/2458] and lost! 3 days, 02:17:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 08:18:30] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:58 towards level 78.
[07/08/18 01:06:39] Globalirc, Nofew, and zid [1705/3053] have team battled Iri, Pici, and ruan [1663/2600] and won! 1 day, 17:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 03:40:47] sigmg [142/731] has come upon Globalirc [371/781] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:48:56 is added to sigmg's clock.
[07/08/18 12:44:37] Globalirc, blizgerg, and brendan [995/3418] have team battled simple, greekman, and LegendaryQ [637/2074] and won! 1 day, 07:06:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 17:08:38] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:15 towards level 78.
[07/10/18 03:07:08] Globalirc [629/781] has challenged manish17xxx [354/1003] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:10:53 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/10/18 22:13:45] Globalirc [455/781] has challenged basepi [95/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:55 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/11/18 01:57:02] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:00 towards level 78.
[07/11/18 06:16:31] meffe [259/697] has challenged Globalirc [258/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:38:09 is removed from meffe's clock.
[07/11/18 06:16:31] meffe has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:59:40 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/12/18 06:45:13] mordac, SpikeX, and Crazycatlady [1324/2542] have team battled bobvador, Elgo, and Globalirc [1107/1703] and won! 2 days, 15:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 09:58:20] Globalirc [408/781] has challenged MadMan [955/1083] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/12/18 12:26:59] Wohali [374/509] has challenged Globalirc [203/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:55 is removed from Wohali's clock.
[07/14/18 10:16:51] crudd, Globalirc, and Wohali [286/1722] have team battled sigmg, astropoint, and fattrat [1718/2745] and lost! 0 days, 22:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/18 18:45:39] Globalirc [111/781] has challenged zid [960/1011] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:57:08 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/15/18 08:35:08] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:37:37 towards level 79.
[07/16/18 01:16:53] Cypher, Globalirc, himuraken, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/18 06:22:52] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:02:23 from level 79.
[07/16/18 22:37:48] theemstra, khmerboy, and IndigoTiger [222/2454] have team battled Globalirc, manish17xxx, and pixelate [890/2257] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/18 10:08:48] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:50:23 from level 79.
[07/18/18 01:25:11] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:47:01 towards level 79.
[07/18/18 03:58:31] M144, canton7, and Khorne [424/2270] have team battled Globalirc, dclaw123, and Brady [1608/2501] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/18 04:23:38] sheu [62/203] has challenged Globalirc [535/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/19/18 09:50:42] Elgo [147/478] has come upon Globalirc [624/781] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:20:13 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/23/18 18:07:32] SirNudeln [29/31] has challenged Globalirc [251/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to SirNudeln's clock.
[07/24/18 05:00:01] woonack [384/479] has come upon Globalirc [300/781] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:19:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/24/18 05:29:20] Khorne [382/1014] has come upon Globalirc [669/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:18:20 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/24/18 22:49:29] Sundance, Globalirc, and ruan [1547/2660] have team battled exotime, SirNudeln, and Dork_Knight [893/1668] and won! 4 days, 17:21:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 08:13:26] greekman, HeavyPodda, and neurospex [1825/2835] have team battled sunri5e, IdleMaster, and Globalirc [2123/2415] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/18 23:18:46] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:21:32 from level 79.
[07/27/18 17:47:36] Majak, KeboDK, and Globalirc [181/2220] have team battled nickware, Roxana, and adamchainz [2377/2384] and lost! 1 day, 17:49:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 21:55:20] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:21:28 from level 79.
[07/28/18 10:23:41] gildarts [227/523] has challenged Globalirc [639/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:57:08 is added to gildarts's clock.
[07/31/18 02:56:16] Globalirc broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:32:22 from level 79.
[07/31/18 11:49:49] Globalirc [404/781] has challenged Majak [255/460] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:08:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/31/18 17:13:14] Globalirc [541/781] has come upon Gerdesas [244/602] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:01:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/01/18 06:58:59] Pici, kier, and ohnx [1252/2975] have team battled Atan, niko, and Globalirc [1753/2007] and lost! 0 days, 20:31:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/18 19:01:15] Globalirc [240/781] has challenged Fluttershy [151/1023] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:48:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/01/18 20:36:21] sunri5e, brycec, and Globalirc [16/2459] have team battled abra0, double, and SpikeX [252/2722] and lost! 0 days, 20:57:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/18 03:19:13] Globalirc [724/781] has come upon freeboson [971/1056] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:46:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/03/18 09:43:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 22 days, 08:17:12 toward level 79.
[08/03/18 20:18:56] canton7 [64/830] has challenged Globalirc [296/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:12 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/04/18 01:53:09] Globalirc lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:15:38 from level 79.
[08/04/18 06:42:07] Globalirc [229/781] has come upon Khorne [356/1014] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:33:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/06/18 00:37:47] canton7 [605/830] has challenged Globalirc [370/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:50 is removed from canton7's clock.
[08/07/18 01:19:08] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:58 towards level 79.
[08/07/18 11:05:13] grooverider [311/1354] has come upon Globalirc [634/781] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:33:23 is added to grooverider's clock.
[08/07/18 19:53:33] Globalirc [124/781] has challenged borsin [495/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/08/18 06:50:15] Globalirc [532/781] has come upon mefmef [671/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:27:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/08/18 12:09:17] idlerpgww [144/563] has come upon Globalirc [601/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:02:31 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[08/08/18 13:19:59] freeboson [708/1056] has come upon Globalirc [162/781] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:56:24 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/08/18 21:13:11] pants, acolarh, and TauPan [1926/1945] have team battled Globalirc, Lnk, and Evrial [37/2223] and won! 0 days, 05:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 13:17:00] Globalirc [711/781] has challenged Ttech [1269/1697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:39:06 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/11/18 08:22:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 5 days, 11:04:33 toward level 79.
[08/13/18 18:02:17] Roxana, el, and Globalirc [1252/2646] have team battled MrGlass, MetaNova, and allo [2118/2421] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/18 09:32:29] Globalirc [172/781] has challenged Killerkid [279/1030] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:07:26 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/14/18 11:43:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 47 days, 21:25:30 toward level 80.
[08/14/18 16:47:02] freeboson [389/1056] has come upon Globalirc [410/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:27:57 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/14/18 21:54:55] Globalirc [123/781] has challenged mustek [371/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:58:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/14/18 22:35:56] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:50:17 towards level 80.
[08/15/18 08:58:59] MadHatter [75/678] has challenged Globalirc [91/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:02 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[08/16/18 03:49:40] dax [312/615] has come upon Globalirc [624/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:12:45 is added to dax's clock.
[08/17/18 07:39:09] Globalirc [146/781] has come upon Luamil [35/684] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:40:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/18/18 06:29:04] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:48 towards level 80.
[08/19/18 22:39:19] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:19 towards level 80.
[08/20/18 10:07:07] Birdbones, LukeLR, and Globalirc [1883/2742] have team battled canton7, SpikeX, and HeavyPodda [830/2653] and won! 2 days, 05:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 16:30:48] Globalirc [90/781] has challenged agrajag [651/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/21/18 04:35:28] Globalirc [538/781] has challenged canton7 [151/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:04:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/21/18 04:50:59] IdleMaster [375/758] has come upon Globalirc [633/781] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:41:47 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/21/18 08:37:02] Herb_Tarlek [88/865] has challenged Globalirc [567/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:05 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/21/18 13:08:55] Heisenberg [525/666] has come upon Globalirc [597/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:31:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/18 06:12:08] nickware [488/876] has come upon Globalirc [128/781] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:58:20 is removed from nickware's clock.
[08/25/18 01:43:07] Cameron_D, Globalirc, and idlerpgww [2218/2967] have team battled Yuhno, KeboDK, and sjefen6 [2044/2443] and won! 0 days, 19:13:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/18 08:13:27] Globalirc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:13 towards level 80.
[08/27/18 03:41:25] D.Va, woonack, and gildarts [964/1558] have team battled kier, Globalirc, and Curious_Onion [1710/2097] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/18 12:13:15] Globalirc [643/781] has come upon Lemelisk [232/1215] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:28:09 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/27/18 21:06:08] Globalirc, KeboDK, and Heisenberg [1514/2426] have team battled PinkiePie, petrichor, and Bradicus [1170/2824] and won! 0 days, 14:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 16:52:21] Globalirc, cirdan, Tim, and SCSi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/18 10:52:13] Yuhno, idlerpgww, and Globalirc [582/2030] have team battled brycec, bobvador, and shandor [741/2003] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/18 16:53:55] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:29 towards level 80.
[08/29/18 21:47:22] Globalirc has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:23 from level 80.
[08/31/18 11:00:06] Globalirc [435/781] has challenged ncarl747 [429/788] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/31/18 20:51:20] wulk [51/495] has come upon Globalirc [265/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:20:52 is added to wulk's clock.
[09/01/18 00:14:23] Fluttershy, brendan, and mordac [2401/3633] have team battled Globalirc, vrillusions, and valdur55 [2921/2976] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/19 01:53:37] Misza, IdleMaster, and Globalirc [1250/2790] have team battled Cameron_D, Sundance, and fattrat [1828/3600] and lost! 4 days, 10:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 05:09:46] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:34:03 from level 81.
[01/23/19 18:24:23] Zythan, Globalirc, and bootdisk [2470/2575] have team battled kenyon, ishanyx, and zygren [1024/2182] and won! 3 days, 16:02:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 10:04:14] ToHellWithGA [782/936] has challenged Globalirc [629/788] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/25/19 11:37:58] Globalirc [785/788] has come upon TauPan [379/415] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:32:11 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/31/19 06:47:21] Iceman, el, and dwfreed [1194/1708] have team battled Globalirc, csc2ya, and tspange [218/2045] and won! 1 day, 04:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 15:18:42] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:12:09 towards level 81.
[02/03/19 01:15:53] Zaratustra [509/1171] has come upon Globalirc [568/788] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:44:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/04/19 00:40:29] shandor, xayto, and Ratigan [183/1726] have team battled Xenofex, Globalirc, and Curious_Onion [687/2234] and lost! 1 day, 08:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 16:43:18] Nofew, Globalirc, and Yuhno [188/2271] have team battled elbie, zhalla, and RBecker [778/2105] and lost! 1 day, 01:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 05:01:37] jbroome [219/474] has come upon Globalirc [89/788] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:07:54 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[02/05/19 10:33:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 05:25:06 toward level 81.
[02/05/19 21:44:59] HellSpawn, zankore, and Globalirc [1843/2281] have team battled shandor, pixelate, and Virtual [1289/1684] and won! 1 day, 16:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 02:44:43] PiotrekD, IndigoTiger, and FSM [761/2272] have team battled waifu, Globalirc, and bebbet [910/2199] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 10:45:29] Herb_Tarlek [11/879] has come upon Globalirc [647/788] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:02:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/06/19 12:45:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 14:59:46 toward level 81.
[02/06/19 16:47:55] Globalirc [727/788] has come upon canton7 [519/914] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:57:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/07/19 11:47:11] freeboson, Kuntilanak, and mwhahaha [666/2174] have team battled zygren, Globalirc, and Beavis [763/2340] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/19 00:25:01] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:26:06 towards level 81.
[02/08/19 01:29:43] bookworm [135/219] has challenged Globalirc [752/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to bookworm's clock.
[02/09/19 14:58:07] TauPan [338/433] has challenged Globalirc [763/788] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:07:20 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/09/19 19:36:56] LukeLR [535/657] has come upon Globalirc [277/788] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:30:27 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[02/10/19 16:07:08] zygren, GilbertErik, and Beavis [1976/2433] have team battled Fluttershy, Globalirc, and damyan [368/2735] and won! 0 days, 03:22:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 18:28:31] Globalirc [28/794] has come upon Khorne [44/1040] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:11:08 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/11/19 23:14:45] brendan [1301/1400] has challenged Globalirc [36/794] in combat and won! 18 days, 00:52:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/13/19 14:38:38] Khorne [910/1040] has come upon Globalirc [92/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:42:19 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/13/19 14:38:38] Khorne has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:08:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/14/19 10:21:38] Flonk [760/902] has challenged Globalirc [304/794] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:49:29 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/15/19 09:26:50] Globalirc [137/794] has challenged Zoddo [51/1118] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:31:27 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/16/19 10:35:47] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:09:21 from level 81.
[02/16/19 16:41:38] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:51 towards level 81.
[02/16/19 18:05:46] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:18 towards level 81.
[02/17/19 21:03:06] elf, xayto, and max [144/2695] have team battled Globalirc, dayman, and bigjay [666/2547] and lost! 3 days, 11:50:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/19 07:42:58] Globalirc [574/794] has challenged mwhahaha [893/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:11 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/19/19 10:01:07] dwfreed, brycec, and alephnull [1933/2393] have team battled GilbertErik, Globalirc, and Mars [52/2754] and won! 2 days, 00:37:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/19 02:22:25] xayto [365/724] has come upon Globalirc [71/794] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:51:14 is removed from xayto's clock.
[02/20/19 03:43:26] xit [537/1073] has come upon Globalirc [445/794] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:15:38 is removed from xit's clock.
[02/22/19 00:01:57] Nuae [383/421] has come upon Globalirc [769/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:51:47 is added to Nuae's clock.
[02/23/19 01:06:32] Beefcan [367/479] has come upon Globalirc [565/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:44:36 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/24/19 07:56:09] crudd [340/882] has come upon Globalirc [316/794] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:51:57 is removed from crudd's clock.
[02/24/19 19:00:13] alephnull, Globalirc, and MrGlass [1718/2481] have team battled himuraken, sigmg, and petrichor [2122/2879] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/19 01:19:55] L [119/418] has challenged Globalirc [279/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:55 is added to L's clock.
[02/25/19 15:29:53] Globalirc [269/899] has challenged x0 [652/711] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:15:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/27/19 00:14:23] Killerkid [1065/1086] has come upon Globalirc [2/899] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:21:40 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/27/19 02:12:26] Globalirc left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Globalirc's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/19 11:12:19] sunri5e [175/1161] has challenged Globalirc [809/867] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[02/28/19 00:51:06] Globalirc [489/867] has come upon Lemelisk [622/1379] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:33:28 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/02/19 08:21:56] Globalirc [670/867] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [390/450] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:11:58 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/03/19 05:44:15] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:58:43 towards level 82.
[03/03/19 14:45:10] Globalirc [620/867] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [71/521] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:02:35 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/03/19 16:45:45] Globalirc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Globalirc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/19 22:05:06] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:34:15 from level 82.
[03/05/19 13:54:22] freeboson [573/897] has come upon Globalirc [812/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:51 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/13/19 19:33:45] Globalirc [124/858] has come upon Geela [486/709] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:08:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/14/19 16:33:14] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:59 towards level 82.
[03/14/19 18:17:53] Globalirc, holloway, shandor, and GilbertErik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/19 05:57:25] Tenorman [332/1087] has challenged Globalirc [630/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:01:19 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/15/19 20:04:34] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:00:36 from level 82.
[03/17/19 10:27:56] sunri5e, dindinx, and L [437/2586] have team battled Globalirc, fattrat, and vox [845/3235] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 10:44:17] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:15:33 towards level 82.
[03/18/19 05:19:51] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:43:57 towards level 82.
[03/19/19 00:16:21] Globalirc [531/858] has challenged allo [330/619] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:24:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/22/19 17:50:03] elbie, Scornn, and efertone [1354/1813] have team battled Globalirc, fattrat, and tmberg [2496/3422] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/19 20:13:01] Globalirc sharpened the edge of their weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/19 21:47:07] Vroomfondel [574/656] has challenged Globalirc [19/886] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:17:46 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[03/24/19 21:55:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 01:39:31 toward level 82.
[03/25/19 22:04:52] Globalirc, ncarl747, and waifu [2327/2491] have team battled Fritzl, AncalagonThBlack, and Phreaker [1546/1583] and won! 4 days, 18:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/19 07:39:00] Globalirc, Zye, and moaz [681/2805] have team battled CornFly, AncalagonThBlack, and dayman [1637/2449] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 08:15:26] Xenofex, mordac, and Bradicus [843/2864] have team battled Globalirc, wMw, and keepermurf [1726/2539] and lost! 3 days, 00:32:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 18:40:56] Khorne [892/1037] has come upon Globalirc [69/886] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:46:53 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[03/30/19 06:06:35] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:04:19 towards level 82.
[03/30/19 07:16:03] FSM, acolarh, and HellSpawn [1645/1875] have team battled Milquetoast, alephnull, and Globalirc [2503/2634] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/19 12:35:25] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:07:32 from level 82.
[04/01/19 05:26:49] Globalirc [581/886] has challenged skarlso [65/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:37:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/01/19 20:48:44] Globalirc misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:47:58 from level 82.
[04/02/19 14:48:55] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:05 towards level 82.
[04/06/19 05:05:00] Bradicus, Globalirc, and bebbet [610/2310] have team battled tmberg, idlerpgww, and PiotrekD [302/2881] and won! 1 day, 07:47:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 16:23:30] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:32 towards level 82.
[04/08/19 23:30:04] Globalirc, AncalagonThBlack, and TimWolla [662/2842] have team battled x0, Birdbones, and efertone [1844/2529] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/19 05:27:23] mordac, freeboson, and moaz [2060/2707] have team battled Tanelom, bigjay, and Globalirc [576/2668] and won! 1 day, 04:42:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/19 23:04:00] Majak, JensRex, and kork [1510/2035] have team battled Globalirc, micah, and Tenorman [1242/2399] and won! 2 days, 02:09:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 05:01:39] elbie [814/1015] has come upon Globalirc [335/892] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:39:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/10/19 05:01:39] elbie has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:19:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/10/19 15:18:24] Andries [380/763] has challenged Globalirc [298/892] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:00:04 is removed from Andries's clock.
[04/10/19 15:18:24] Andries has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:39:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/11/19 00:37:07] Globalirc [724/892] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [159/768] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:33 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/11/19 18:28:11] himuraken [811/958] has come upon Globalirc [557/892] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:12:10 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[04/11/19 23:02:21] Globalirc [659/902] has challenged Sharky4 [179/807] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:01:07 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/19 01:06:38] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:51:43 towards level 83.
[04/14/19 23:56:41] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:45:59 towards level 83.
[04/16/19 04:31:07] bookworm [276/341] has come upon Globalirc [484/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:49 is added to bookworm's clock.
[04/18/19 05:06:52] Globalirc [750/902] has come upon LapTop006 [145/344] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:25:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/19/19 01:30:47] Globalirc [482/902] has come upon TauPan [372/434] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:39:44 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/19/19 04:05:02] Globalirc [567/902] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [195/521] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:31:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/19/19 07:35:34] Jay_of_Delucia [221/484] has come upon Globalirc [698/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:57:23 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[04/20/19 04:59:11] crysys [598/811] has come upon Globalirc [794/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:12:59 is added to crysys's clock.
[04/20/19 12:37:59] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:53 towards level 83.
[04/21/19 03:55:11] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:14 towards level 83.
[04/21/19 18:19:00] MetaNova [731/1057] has challenged Globalirc [151/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:42:37 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/21/19 20:16:37] pollo, micah, and Globalirc [928/1923] have team battled The_Joker, BagelBites, and Brady [1997/2014] and lost! 0 days, 18:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/19 23:14:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 01:00:18 toward level 83.
[04/22/19 14:08:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 11 days, 17:49:06 toward level 83.
[04/24/19 13:23:50] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:10 towards level 83.
[04/25/19 11:39:18] Globalirc [528/902] has challenged waifu [239/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:40 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/26/19 09:22:37] Globalirc, brycec, and Everyman [2521/2808] have team battled DrJosh9000, Killerkid, and astropoint [2198/2553] and won! 0 days, 07:16:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 06:36:34] Globalirc sharpened the edge of their weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/19 13:49:11] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:03 towards level 83.
[04/27/19 14:51:04] Mars [999/1134] has challenged Globalirc [7/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:31:11 is removed from Mars's clock.
[04/27/19 20:09:53] Globalirc [199/933] has challenged Elgo [104/469] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/28/19 22:38:38] Globalirc, SirMonkeybox, and Cameron_D [2127/3110] have team battled RBecker, ishanyx, and brycec [2022/2666] and won! 12 days, 09:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/19 23:39:36] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:04:33 towards level 84.
[05/01/19 03:54:35] Sharky4 [283/807] has come upon Globalirc [615/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:42:58 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/01/19 04:28:45] dax, Globalirc, and max [1609/2388] have team battled Majak, woonack, and Andries [79/1829] and won! 0 days, 16:24:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 09:03:14] Globalirc [478/933] has come upon petrichor [906/1224] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:09:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/02/19 07:42:22] Globalirc [82/933] has come upon LordH [302/1094] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:05:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/02/19 14:18:24] ishanyx [374/765] has challenged Globalirc [135/933] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:57:58 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[05/02/19 19:27:23] Eldoreth [551/1014] has come upon Globalirc [219/933] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:52:04 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/02/19 21:58:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 28 days, 15:37:06 toward level 84.
[05/03/19 17:34:11] Globalirc [561/933] has come upon Sundance [34/524] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:55:43 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/04/19 20:16:13] Globalirc lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:45:08 from level 84.
[05/04/19 23:32:06] Globalirc [235/933] has challenged yano [456/480] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:29:58 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/06/19 02:52:20] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:05 towards level 84.
[05/06/19 04:06:14] khmerboy [130/755] has come upon Globalirc [255/933] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:58:53 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[05/06/19 10:53:14] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:47 towards level 84.
[05/06/19 22:43:29] WallIdl [870/936] has challenged Globalirc [309/933] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:40:55 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[05/07/19 00:41:04] loomysh, Ironhoof, and lipek [1957/3382] have team battled Globalirc, sheu, and apiw [2168/2360] and lost! 3 days, 02:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 15:43:15] inittab [137/186] has challenged Globalirc [556/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to inittab's clock.
[05/08/19 01:50:00] Globalirc [550/933] has challenged max [305/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:36:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/08/19 02:32:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 09:08:26 toward level 84.
[05/09/19 08:37:33] Globalirc [840/940] has come upon PiotrekD [402/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:37:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/09/19 18:59:39] Globalirc [538/940] has challenged Everyman [692/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:34 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/10/19 07:10:40] tmberg, zid, and Globalirc [810/3354] have team battled woonack, ToHellWithGA, and m0shbear [1156/2457] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/19 03:07:11] tmberg [1226/1408] has challenged Globalirc [506/940] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:33:56 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/11/19 14:19:59] sunri5e [136/1200] has come upon Globalirc [107/940] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:45:13 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[05/12/19 00:12:10] Globalirc [542/940] has challenged ToHellWithGA [516/1003] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:30 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/12/19 14:35:54] Globalirc [34/940] has come upon holloway [4/1024] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:07:03 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/13/19 15:04:53] blabber [186/471] has challenged Globalirc [511/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to blabber's clock.
[05/14/19 08:25:19] Globalirc [301/940] has challenged MJ94 [408/666] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/14/19 10:36:57] efertone, Globalirc, and Ttech [1972/3134] have team battled Misza, dwfreed, and PiotrekD [718/2587] and won! 1 day, 11:09:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 22:08:42] Globalirc, Ironhoof, and sjefen6 [1716/2591] have team battled dxrt, freeboson, and Everyman [1659/2591] and won! 3 days, 00:40:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/19 14:39:05] Globalirc [658/940] has come upon blabber [71/471] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:45:58 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/16/19 09:01:49] GilbertErik [101/816] has come upon Globalirc [53/940] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:39:22 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/17/19 18:44:33] bigjay [635/1496] has challenged Globalirc [70/906] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:29:41 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/17/19 19:11:07] Psilocybe [24/759] has come upon Globalirc [190/906] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:55 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/18/19 07:11:47] Eiam [57/706] has challenged Globalirc [786/906] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/18/19 18:48:52] Muirrum [287/321] has challenged Globalirc [157/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:39 is removed from Muirrum's clock.
[05/19/19 14:23:01] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:23:07 towards level 85.
[05/21/19 13:07:27] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:46:31 towards level 85.
[05/22/19 07:09:37] Globalirc [565/906] has challenged Sundance [172/524] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:25:57 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/24/19 10:21:25] Bahhumbug [685/898] has challenged Globalirc [307/906] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:37:25 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[05/25/19 05:04:33] Globalirc [746/906] has come upon Bradicus [509/916] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:13:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/25/19 14:03:30] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:05:56 towards level 85.
[05/25/19 21:21:19] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:20 towards level 85.
[05/26/19 10:07:56] Globalirc was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:04:20 from level 85.
[05/27/19 18:16:27] sunri5e [650/1191] has come upon Globalirc [872/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:04:05 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[05/27/19 22:03:01] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:36 towards level 85.
[05/27/19 23:12:32] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:26 towards level 85.
[05/28/19 15:46:01] xmj [241/252] has challenged Globalirc [634/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to xmj's clock.
[05/28/19 22:59:54] Globalirc got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:51 from level 85.
[05/29/19 11:41:49] BagelBites [78/696] has come upon Globalirc [317/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:31:39 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[05/29/19 12:20:10] zid, Roxana, and Globalirc [721/3057] have team battled SlowRiot, tmberg, and PlasmaStar [2160/2750] and lost! 3 days, 23:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/19 15:50:15] Globalirc [162/906] has challenged Milquetoast [814/972] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:55:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/30/19 07:11:20] zankore [1036/1043] has come upon Globalirc [356/906] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:53:06 is removed from zankore's clock.
[05/30/19 16:56:01] SlowRiot [796/864] has challenged Globalirc [257/906] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:22:41 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/01/19 20:58:57] Elgo [404/478] has come upon Globalirc [575/906] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:25:52 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/02/19 09:24:47] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:30 towards level 85.
[06/02/19 14:55:56] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:02 towards level 85.
[06/03/19 01:35:24] LapTop006, Globalirc, and meskio [371/1837] have team battled algernon, Reilly, and golgy [461/1227] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/19 11:08:55] Globalirc, Pici, and Tenorman [1018/3253] have team battled khmerboy, Zaratustra, and Sixbierehomme [1656/2762] and lost! 3 days, 15:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/19 15:50:38] Globalirc got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:22:53 from level 85.
[06/04/19 08:55:01] Equinox, Sharky4, and Globalirc [1640/2057] have team battled bigjay, hannesenator, and Elgo [661/3132] and won! 0 days, 08:10:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 09:29:06] BagelBites, Ttech, and Zoddo [3037/3660] have team battled KeboDK, Globalirc, and manish17xxx [507/2395] and won! 0 days, 21:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 12:25:34] Globalirc [282/906] has come upon theZoMBiE [25/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:20:00 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/05/19 12:28:16] Globalirc [551/906] has challenged alephnull [362/781] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:59:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/06/19 00:22:11] M144, Globalirc, and jbroome [198/2404] have team battled neurospex, simple, and L [1463/3137] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/19 10:53:44] Globalirc, Lemelisk, and IdleMaster [2635/2990] have team battled Antium, anarcat, and holloway [1424/2109] and won! 0 days, 19:31:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/19 14:08:57] agrajag [761/1232] has challenged Globalirc [277/906] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:00:37 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[06/09/19 08:25:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 7 days, 03:45:54 toward level 85.
[06/09/19 10:05:05] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:11 towards level 85.
[06/09/19 23:08:12] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:29 towards level 85.
[06/10/19 07:50:39] phraktyl [0/1] has challenged Globalirc [137/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/10/19 11:18:57] psycho [140/442] has challenged Globalirc [331/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:39 is added to psycho's clock.
[06/10/19 17:17:43] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:44 towards level 85.
[06/11/19 14:25:14] Globalirc [767/906] has challenged blizgerg [562/1345] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:41:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/11/19 15:25:30] Globalirc [559/906] has challenged grooverider [1440/1456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:10 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/13/19 05:41:44] Globalirc [172/906] has challenged Lnk [320/961] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/13/19 21:38:30] chauffer [249/459] has come upon Globalirc [821/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:12 is added to chauffer's clock.
[06/14/19 20:29:01] Globalirc [868/906] has challenged Everyman [589/767] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:36:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/15/19 05:30:58] Globalirc [744/906] has challenged ToHellWithGA [916/1003] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:18:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/16/19 21:01:17] sigmg [711/732] has come upon Globalirc [792/906] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:58:03 is added to sigmg's clock.
[06/17/19 08:20:25] Milquetoast [100/978] has come upon Globalirc [353/906] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:48:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/17/19 19:44:26] Elgo [396/478] has challenged Globalirc [903/906] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:27:33 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/18/19 08:49:09] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:48:11 from level 86.
[06/18/19 11:14:05] Globalirc, Milquetoast, and bisco [222/2398] have team battled Clearcasting, butlerian, and M144 [18/1881] and won! 0 days, 20:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 21:23:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 10:53:23 from level 86.
[06/20/19 01:06:17] petrichor, Nechayev, and alephnull [2759/2776] have team battled dax, Globalirc, and loomysh [908/2264] and won! 2 days, 02:20:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 23:43:35] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 20:53:16 towards level 86.
[06/21/19 00:02:12] Xenthys [252/723] has challenged Globalirc [386/906] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:07:31 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/21/19 12:04:42] Globalirc [289/906] has challenged zid [964/1036] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:11:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/21/19 18:18:19] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 01:40:37 towards level 86.
[06/23/19 16:21:44] micah [559/741] has come upon Globalirc [460/906] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:01:08 is removed from micah's clock.
[06/24/19 00:34:28] buyoq, LordH, and Globalirc [2168/2350] have team battled niko, DrJosh9000, and Andries [94/1902] and won! 0 days, 17:26:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 14:25:22] Globalirc [162/906] has challenged strife [10/421] in combat and won! 14 days, 04:00:45 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/25/19 21:22:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 23 days, 10:03:36 toward level 86.
[06/25/19 22:50:01] Globalirc was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:59:58 from level 86.
[06/26/19 06:17:52] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:13:01 towards level 86.
[06/27/19 07:01:05] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:41:23 towards level 86.
[06/27/19 19:32:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 10 days, 20:13:05 toward level 86.
[06/28/19 09:29:21] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:25 towards level 86.
[06/28/19 11:38:23] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:12:06 towards level 86.
[07/01/19 20:52:34] csc2ya, Globalirc, and Killerkid [1571/2475] have team battled Velyn, Roxana, and Xenofex [741/2273] and won! 1 day, 19:14:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 07:05:17] Globalirc [145/906] has challenged bebbet [187/566] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:55:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/03/19 12:06:19] Globalirc [130/906] has challenged sjums_the_great [92/479] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:34:26 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/04/19 21:13:34] Globalirc [825/906] has challenged Tor [556/1265] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:12:52 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/05/19 05:31:24] JuanMaestro, Globalirc, and GilbertErik [2607/2652] have team battled chauffer, Bradicus, and kenyon [971/2485] and won! 4 days, 11:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 20:15:58] Globalirc [841/906] has come upon inittab [197/482] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:07:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/07/19 03:25:38] Globalirc [624/906] has challenged Xenthys [129/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:21 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/07/19 12:27:36] niko [254/810] has come upon Globalirc [166/906] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:51:50 is removed from niko's clock.
[07/09/19 10:37:50] Globalirc [553/906] has challenged Bahhumbug [333/906] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:38:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/10/19 00:06:58] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:16 towards level 86.
[07/10/19 08:42:51] Globalirc [207/906] has challenged lavamind [246/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:55 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/10/19 14:35:55] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:34 towards level 86.
[07/10/19 16:51:43] idlerpgww, dclaw123, and sunri5e [1396/2960] have team battled el, Nistur, and Globalirc [124/2277] and won! 2 days, 23:16:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 01:02:23] xayto [566/769] has challenged Globalirc [456/906] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:38:47 is removed from xayto's clock.
[07/14/19 02:15:50] Globalirc [363/906] has come upon Reilly [447/470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/14/19 16:59:24] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:06 towards level 86.
[07/14/19 18:44:48] MaryMaid, Globalirc, and MadMan [440/2496] have team battled mwhahaha, bisco, and CornFly [1006/2913] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 09:09:32] Atan [166/760] has challenged Globalirc [782/906] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:14:38 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/15/19 18:52:56] Globalirc [120/906] has come upon wMw [216/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:08 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/16/19 07:21:11] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:15 towards level 86.
[07/16/19 18:49:57] Globalirc [426/906] has challenged HeavyPodda [357/1015] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:02:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/17/19 16:32:31] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:33:13 towards level 87.
[07/18/19 04:25:33] Ttech, canton7, and sc_ [696/3285] have team battled zankore, alephnull, and Globalirc [187/2771] and won! 0 days, 07:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 06:17:30] damyan, sjums_the_great, and Globalirc [2254/2485] have team battled FSM, Reilly, and bebbet [786/1820] and won! 7 days, 10:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 07:22:55] Khorne, micah, and Globalirc [1927/2717] have team battled theZoMBiE, dwfreed, and lipek [146/2346] and won! 1 day, 10:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 22:11:09] HeavyPodda, meskio, and GilbertErik [1529/2525] have team battled Euph0ria, Globalirc, and chauffer [1638/1890] and lost! 1 day, 12:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/19 22:43:31] Roxana, Cameron_D, and MrGlass [2483/3682] have team battled waifu, zankore, and Globalirc [307/2950] and won! 0 days, 10:25:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 21:38:53] ilbelkyr [133/1061] has challenged Globalirc [664/906] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:46:53 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[07/22/19 23:27:24] The_Joker, LapTop006, and Ratigan [1239/1782] have team battled GilbertErik, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [445/2279] and won! 2 days, 00:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/19 00:50:09] brycec [1025/1168] has challenged Globalirc [526/906] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:48:09 is removed from brycec's clock.
[07/23/19 08:55:45] Herb_Tarlek [879/893] has come upon Globalirc [695/906] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:53:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/23/19 11:40:12] Tenorman, Khorne, and Globalirc [2579/3123] have team battled Atan, Mithkabob, and golgy [988/1563] and won! 1 day, 02:14:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/19 17:47:38] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:38:01 from level 87.
[07/23/19 19:47:00] Globalirc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:39 towards level 87.
[07/24/19 06:54:43] Globalirc, Scornn, and grooverider [322/2823] have team battled Nistur, shandor, and woonack [1479/1746] and lost! 4 days, 12:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/19 18:42:21] Globalirc, L, double, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/19 00:49:23] Globalirc [868/906] has come upon Agent86 [15/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:03:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/28/19 21:01:20] Mateusz [1024/1090] has come upon Globalirc [182/906] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:11:08 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[07/29/19 13:26:27] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:42 towards level 87.
[07/29/19 19:26:29] el, yano, and woonack [556/2146] have team battled Globalirc, Kropotkin, and Nechayev [16/2280] and won! 5 days, 08:55:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/19 04:28:06] Globalirc [858/913] has challenged Tratos [6/1000] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:33:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/31/19 03:59:54] JuanMaestro, Globalirc, and Sundance [1662/2370] have team battled Xenofex, Clearcasting, and tspange [1958/2273] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 05:14:09] Globalirc [379/913] has come upon Mithkabob [216/427] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:05:16 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/03/19 05:50:17] Globalirc [508/913] has challenged bookworm [13/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:04 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/04/19 02:44:10] holloway [175/1058] has come upon Globalirc [548/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:08 is added to holloway's clock.
[08/05/19 09:51:14] darkmage, dayman, and Tenorman [2505/3109] have team battled buksi, M144, and Globalirc [910/2498] and won! 0 days, 23:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 18:33:00] Globalirc [667/913] has come upon djm [611/1006] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:20:11 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/06/19 03:15:06] sunri5e, Globalirc, and snek [1558/2779] have team battled Scornn, Tenorman, and Cameron_D [1805/3270] and lost! 0 days, 19:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/19 07:10:11] Tenorman, Globalirc, and HeavyPodda [699/3103] have team battled phraktyl, Fluttershy, and bisco [75/2309] and won! 0 days, 17:13:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 12:48:18] Globalirc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Globalirc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/19 01:03:41] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:44 towards level 87.
[08/08/19 07:32:01] Curious_Onion, apiw, and SCSi [226/2489] have team battled Globalirc, kork, and sjefen6 [1872/1885] and lost! 7 days, 19:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 22:28:08] Globalirc [870/920] has challenged Clearcasting [115/637] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:55:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/10/19 19:23:16] JensRex [902/1263] has come upon Globalirc [205/920] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:34:50 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[08/13/19 12:01:31] Milquetoast [658/1024] has come upon Globalirc [285/920] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:21:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/14/19 02:04:54] Zyphyr, micah, and bisco [1956/2179] have team battled Globalirc, LukeLR, and astropoint [1429/2517] and won! 0 days, 11:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/19 13:52:23] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:40:58 towards level 88.
[08/14/19 14:46:36] Nechayev [69/752] has challenged Globalirc [318/920] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[08/17/19 01:28:32] simple [759/1249] has come upon Globalirc [122/920] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:03:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/17/19 07:03:22] Globalirc [104/920] has challenged suterismus [56/1360] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:53:03 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/18/19 00:07:00] Globalirc [247/920] has challenged TheresusPheronor [253/520] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:54:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/19/19 09:30:42] Tiny_Nuggins, Globalirc, and Scornn [119/2103] have team battled Iceman, everbrew, and el [2244/2904] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/19 22:56:43] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:23:54 from level 88.
[08/21/19 02:32:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 7 days, 05:14:42 toward level 88.
[08/21/19 03:15:08] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:58:17 towards level 88.
[08/21/19 06:07:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 15 days, 10:45:25 toward level 88.
[08/21/19 21:51:19] Globalirc got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:33:22 from level 88.
[08/23/19 05:04:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 2 days, 14:45:30 toward level 88.
[08/23/19 23:06:59] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:48:26 from level 88.
[08/24/19 02:21:53] Sixbierehomme, csssuf, and elbie [2442/2570] have team battled dwfreed, Globalirc, and fattrat [2597/2803] and lost! 0 days, 21:30:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 07:41:37] Globalirc [528/920] has challenged waifu [820/1116] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:23:30 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/25/19 04:19:59] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:22 towards level 88.
[08/25/19 08:46:51] Globalirc [212/920] has challenged Psilocybe [462/730] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:30:35 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/25/19 09:20:07] Globalirc [638/920] has come upon bookworm [319/388] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:33:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/25/19 11:37:50] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:54 towards level 88.
[08/26/19 02:50:37] sheu [253/559] has challenged Globalirc [658/920] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:04:53 is added to sheu's clock.
[08/26/19 10:52:14] Globalirc [521/920] has challenged KeboDK [669/710] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:21:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/27/19 00:00:32] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:39 towards level 88.
[08/27/19 03:03:41] Globalirc left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Globalirc's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/19 14:46:50] Globalirc [642/885] has come upon MadMan [65/1204] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:20:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/29/19 06:19:34] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:14 towards level 88.
[08/29/19 09:56:15] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:07:01 from level 88.
[08/29/19 10:08:20] Globalirc [259/885] has come upon lipek [770/1341] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:52:58 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/29/19 21:12:15] Globalirc, tmberg, and max [325/3319] have team battled xayto, idlerpgww, and ganome [7/1977] and won! 2 days, 14:44:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 20:34:14] skarlso [198/455] has come upon Globalirc [422/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:26:49 is added to skarlso's clock.
[09/01/19 06:57:37] Globalirc, dax, manish17xxx, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/19 07:18:54] SlowRiot [703/850] has come upon Globalirc [90/885] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:13 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/01/19 15:26:14] Globalirc [506/885] has challenged Pici [1182/1218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:11 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/02/19 23:27:13] golgy, kork, and LapTop006 [651/1220] have team battled Sundance, Globalirc, and ilbelkyr [838/2489] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/19 16:37:08] Misza [921/1304] has challenged Globalirc [650/885] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:13:50 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/04/19 07:41:47] Globalirc [90/893] has come upon Ratigan [651/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:12 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/04/19 08:44:17] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:52 towards level 88.
[09/04/19 13:41:44] Globalirc [736/893] has challenged pollo [657/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:27:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/05/19 03:44:49] Heisenberg [754/764] has challenged Globalirc [329/893] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:11:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/05/19 04:35:49] Globalirc [610/893] has come upon lavamind [313/647] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:46:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/05/19 07:07:18] Pici [295/1218] has come upon Globalirc [170/893] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:16:48 is removed from Pici's clock.
[09/05/19 15:02:29] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:14 towards level 88.
[09/05/19 21:05:05] soltys, L, and M144 [2392/2495] have team battled ToHellWithGA, SlowRiot, and Globalirc [575/2688] and won! 1 day, 09:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 05:50:24] grooverider [52/1443] has challenged Globalirc [402/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:03 is added to grooverider's clock.
[09/07/19 02:05:37] Globalirc [766/830] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [163/673] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:02:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/07/19 13:05:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 21 days, 21:32:42 toward level 89.
[09/07/19 17:05:01] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:32:03 towards level 89.
[09/08/19 16:14:01] Globalirc [761/830] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [483/657] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:24:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/09/19 03:05:43] Globalirc [628/830] has challenged SlowRiot [661/850] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:14:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/09/19 09:41:44] shandor [52/643] has come upon Globalirc [509/830] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:32:09 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/09/19 15:08:24] Globalirc [506/830] has challenged Forud [384/391] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:24:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/10/19 05:54:20] Globalirc [90/830] has come upon pants [443/1157] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:34:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/10/19 21:29:34] Mateusz [608/1142] has come upon Globalirc [771/830] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:46:25 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[09/11/19 00:15:52] Globalirc [142/830] has challenged IdleBot [1975/2135] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:12:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/12/19 09:48:14] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:24:30 towards level 89.
[09/14/19 20:40:46] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:10 towards level 89.
[09/15/19 05:38:36] Globalirc [51/830] has challenged RBecker [432/849] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:25:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/15/19 06:17:17] sigmg [249/757] has come upon Globalirc [190/830] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:19:35 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[09/15/19 07:20:38] Globalirc was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:23:19 from level 89.
[09/17/19 20:41:48] everbrew [522/699] has come upon Globalirc [389/830] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:24:51 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[09/18/19 14:26:34] MadMan, Globalirc, xayto, and Kropotkin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/19 04:23:47] Globalirc [464/830] has come upon Bahhumbug [413/906] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:32:33 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/19/19 18:47:23] MushHashor [4/557] has come upon Globalirc [436/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:42 is added to MushHashor's clock.
[09/19/19 22:04:31] neurospex [245/1293] has challenged Globalirc [215/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:12:34 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/20/19 07:05:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 1 day, 01:48:02 toward level 89.
[09/21/19 15:00:00] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:26 towards level 89.
[09/24/19 02:15:20] GilbertErik [422/724] has come upon Globalirc [425/830] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:27:37 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/25/19 06:16:41] algernon [148/699] has come upon Globalirc [36/830] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:46:55 is removed from algernon's clock.
[09/25/19 12:32:35] Globalirc, Notir, and fattrat [683/2570] have team battled kenyon, allo, and Elgo [1993/2392] and lost! 1 day, 01:33:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/19 17:16:05] Everyman [116/755] has come upon Globalirc [319/830] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:35:39 is added to Everyman's clock.
[09/27/19 22:49:35] Globalirc [518/830] has challenged lavamind [204/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:45:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/28/19 13:50:07] Notir [0/440] has come upon Globalirc [181/830] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:55 is added to Notir's clock.
[09/28/19 20:42:31] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:40 towards level 89.
[09/28/19 23:43:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 16:24:01 toward level 89.
[09/30/19 05:16:37] elf [1217/1313] has challenged Globalirc [439/830] in combat and won! 21 days, 14:24:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/30/19 14:04:29] Globalirc [94/830] has challenged el [814/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:29 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/30/19 21:47:55] Globalirc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:36 from level 89.
[10/01/19 09:39:29] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:04 from level 89.
[10/01/19 17:08:32] Globalirc [428/858] has challenged mordac [927/1307] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/03/19 04:55:55] Globalirc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:19:28 from level 90.
[10/04/19 03:45:01] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:52:03 towards level 90.
[10/05/19 21:41:07] Desspugne [251/756] has come upon Globalirc [657/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:37:44 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/06/19 15:44:57] Globalirc [191/858] has come upon bebbet [361/587] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:21:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/08/19 00:25:08] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:54:28 towards level 90.
[10/08/19 14:40:45] Chuck [30/746] has come upon Globalirc [251/858] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:05:50 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/09/19 14:26:54] TimWolla [327/921] has come upon Globalirc [297/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:43:49 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[10/12/19 08:56:09] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 19:59:54 from level 90.
[10/15/19 23:08:28] micah [416/838] has challenged Globalirc [148/858] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:49:58 is removed from micah's clock.
[10/16/19 12:40:05] Globalirc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:53:31 from level 90.
[10/16/19 16:48:49] Ttech, Atan, and Psilocybe [622/3485] have team battled sjefen6, Globalirc, and Roxana [1891/2667] and lost! 8 days, 13:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/19 17:49:14] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:45:57 towards level 90.
[10/19/19 08:53:17] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:38:16 towards level 90.
[10/21/19 09:51:06] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:01:21 from level 90.
[10/21/19 16:22:59] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:05:09 towards level 90.
[10/24/19 08:40:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 45 days, 13:47:10 toward level 90.
[10/25/19 05:07:19] sigmg [371/753] has come upon Globalirc [294/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:55:56 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[10/26/19 05:47:23] golgy [364/884] has come upon Globalirc [626/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:19:13 is added to golgy's clock.
[10/27/19 02:16:19] Mars [758/1260] has come upon Globalirc [299/858] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:33:06 is removed from Mars's clock.
[10/27/19 09:32:49] D.Va, WallIdl, and Reilly [703/1774] have team battled Globalirc, Xenofex, and soltys [863/2624] and lost! 2 days, 04:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/19 20:45:09] grooverider [1349/1460] has come upon Globalirc [140/858] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:17:17 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/27/19 23:38:02] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:41 towards level 90.
[10/28/19 10:43:30] Globalirc was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:17:55 from level 90.
[10/28/19 11:15:09] KH405 [34/374] has challenged Globalirc [342/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:17:47 is added to KH405's clock.
[10/30/19 10:26:15] Everyman [380/751] has challenged Globalirc [714/858] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:45:32 is added to Everyman's clock.
[10/31/19 08:52:54] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:01 towards level 90.
[10/31/19 23:21:00] vegadark [295/652] has come upon Globalirc [312/858] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:22:01 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/01/19 20:16:21] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:58 towards level 90.
[11/02/19 09:42:57] Globalirc [71/858] has challenged TimWolla [620/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:42 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/04/19 17:56:04] Globalirc [678/858] has challenged dindinx [422/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:25 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/04/19 18:14:06] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:01 towards level 90.
[11/06/19 01:02:54] bigjay [934/1541] has come upon Globalirc [152/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:56:28 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[11/06/19 02:50:39] Nechayev [603/785] has come upon Globalirc [746/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:49 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[11/07/19 11:11:17] Globalirc [778/858] has challenged sigmg [339/783] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:11:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/09/19 03:01:33] Ironhoof, Zythan, and Globalirc [821/2620] have team battled dartainus, phraktyl, and elf [459/2550] and won! 0 days, 01:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 03:20:55] Globalirc [433/858] has challenged Nechayev [621/797] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:55:07 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/09/19 05:21:25] Globalirc [286/858] has challenged Brady [710/963] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:18:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/09/19 05:58:13] Zyphyr, Globalirc, The_Joker, and Tratos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/19 17:26:24] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:44:58 towards level 91.
[11/10/19 02:19:21] suterismus [656/1389] has come upon Globalirc [487/858] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:55:25 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/10/19 16:56:09] Athos, Globalirc, sunri5e, and skarlso have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/19 14:44:58] Globalirc met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:45:25 from level 91.
[11/14/19 11:58:50] KyloRen [435/455] has come upon Globalirc [210/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:36 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[11/16/19 05:12:39] Tor [856/1130] has come upon Globalirc [524/858] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:35:13 is removed from Tor's clock.
[11/17/19 22:08:14] Globalirc [59/858] has come upon brycec [999/1193] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:29:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/18/19 03:18:00] Globalirc, lipek, and brendan [3407/3647] have team battled MadMan, borsin, and Xenofex [180/2758] and won! 2 days, 12:27:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 10:09:14] Globalirc [140/858] has challenged buyoq [1/522] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:49:53 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/18/19 12:49:22] Globalirc [285/858] has come upon Chuck [148/741] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:35:30 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/18/19 16:53:49] MetaNova [745/984] has come upon Globalirc [139/858] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:46:32 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[11/20/19 15:37:34] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:01:52 towards level 91.
[11/23/19 04:36:56] golgy [462/891] has come upon Globalirc [454/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:26:14 is removed from golgy's clock.
[11/23/19 05:38:54] GipsyPureGold [196/623] has challenged Globalirc [798/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:08:54 is added to GipsyPureGold's clock.
[11/24/19 00:31:06] Globalirc was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:50 from level 91.
[11/24/19 23:49:02] Globalirc [658/858] has challenged vegadark [417/660] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:38:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/25/19 19:03:08] MetaNova, lakwatsero, and Globalirc [255/2231] have team battled Eldoreth, djm, and blabber [691/3002] and lost! 1 day, 00:48:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 03:34:29] yano, Globalirc, and Eldoreth [1807/2719] have team battled Bradicus, Yuhno, and Nechayev [577/2479] and won! 2 days, 17:30:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 13:58:39] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:33:20 from level 91.
[11/26/19 18:13:49] Globalirc [783/858] has come upon khmerboy [664/769] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:15:30 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/27/19 10:23:54] brycec [585/1156] has come upon Globalirc [624/858] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:24:09 is added to brycec's clock.
[11/28/19 15:55:43] Globalirc [682/858] has come upon SirMonkeybox [153/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:00:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/28/19 16:15:48] Fluttershy [708/1173] has challenged Globalirc [719/858] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:34:26 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[11/28/19 17:56:18] Globalirc [101/858] has come upon Athos [230/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:53 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/28/19 23:23:52] macen64 [29/172] has challenged Globalirc [319/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to macen64's clock.
[11/29/19 01:53:55] Globalirc, Tratos, and Desspugne [121/2659] have team battled lipek, SirMonkeybox, and ToHellWithGA [720/2949] and lost! 1 day, 06:36:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 02:47:02] MrGlass [760/869] has come upon Globalirc [463/858] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 12:46:43 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[11/30/19 12:05:36] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:14 towards level 91.
[11/30/19 15:27:27] Globalirc [615/861] has challenged IdleMaster [136/775] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:52 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/30/19 16:26:24] Globalirc [118/861] has come upon m0shbear [295/1217] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:50:53 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/01/19 04:59:36] kenyon [1063/1170] has come upon Globalirc [542/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:28:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/01/19 18:35:21] Everyman, lipek, and TheDeadlyDandy [22/2905] have team battled tmberg, Globalirc, and MadMan [3012/3800] and lost! 2 days, 16:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/19 04:28:31] Scar3cr0w, lipek, and humus [237/2443] have team battled bookworm, Globalirc, and mordac [574/2571] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 19:44:23] LukeLR [7/806] has come upon Globalirc [214/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:22 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[12/05/19 08:07:12] Globalirc [671/861] has challenged MaryMaid [459/609] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:07:52 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/05/19 17:27:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 30 days, 05:25:56 toward level 92.
[12/05/19 21:57:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 14:08:28 from level 92.
[12/06/19 03:22:01] zid [875/959] has come upon Globalirc [822/861] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:59:05 is removed from zid's clock.
[12/08/19 05:13:06] Jay_of_Delucia [181/632] has challenged Globalirc [668/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:37:15 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[12/08/19 19:43:44] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:36:52 towards level 92.
[12/09/19 03:18:45] Globalirc [280/861] has challenged Milquetoast [1054/1064] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:57:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/09/19 08:54:43] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:33 towards level 92.
[12/10/19 18:02:14] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:38:52 from level 92.
[12/11/19 10:32:33] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:01:25 towards level 92.
[12/12/19 03:34:41] Globalirc [445/861] has come upon lavamind [261/677] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:46:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/14/19 13:57:04] D.Va [271/787] has come upon Globalirc [661/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:14 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/15/19 19:47:18] The_Joker [150/422] has challenged Globalirc [860/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:43:56 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[12/16/19 03:30:26] Ironhoof, theZoMBiE, and Globalirc [1020/2558] have team battled MaryMaid, borsin, and Zythan [1624/1852] and lost! 4 days, 19:41:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 17:53:22] Zaratustra, bookworm, and Forud [1897/2116] have team battled Globalirc, Khorne, and blabber [261/2688] and won! 0 days, 01:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/19 11:54:53] MrGlass, suterismus, and TimWolla [553/3236] have team battled M144, Globalirc, and djm [1605/2703] and lost! 5 days, 08:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/19 03:40:41] neurospex, Birdbones, and Globalirc [2049/3570] have team battled androphius, tmberg, and Tenorman [1350/3357] and won! 2 days, 02:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 06:35:55] Ironhoof, Globalirc, and AncalagonThBlack [1600/2936] have team battled grooverider, Scornn, and Mars [3464/3618] and lost! 4 days, 13:00:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/19 23:01:23] Globalirc [637/861] has come upon Zyphyr [104/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:16:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/23/19 08:18:38] GipsyPureGold [611/629] has come upon Globalirc [348/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:39 is removed from GipsyPureGold's clock.
[12/23/19 08:18:38] GipsyPureGold has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 4 days, 16:56:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/23/19 14:53:26] Globalirc [830/861] has challenged Elgo [299/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:34:00 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/24/19 09:54:33] scumola [103/266] has come upon Globalirc [338/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:56 is added to scumola's clock.
[12/24/19 12:47:25] Globalirc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:57 towards level 92.
[12/27/19 01:11:49] efertone [413/467] has challenged Globalirc [549/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:17 is added to efertone's clock.
[12/27/19 03:33:49] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:32 from level 92.
[12/27/19 09:13:40] neurospex [1287/1350] has challenged Globalirc [359/861] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:57:14 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/28/19 03:03:20] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:13 towards level 92.
[12/28/19 21:35:28] StalkR, lipek, and Globalirc [2211/2748] have team battled The_Joker, TauPan, and Zythan [486/1386] and won! 2 days, 20:22:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 02:09:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 1 day, 13:38:58 toward level 92.
[12/29/19 06:53:00] Globalirc [382/868] has come upon gdm [218/637] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:42:58 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/29/19 06:53:00] Globalirc has dealt gdm a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:14:46 is added to gdm's clock.
[12/30/19 18:32:12] Mateusz [245/1154] has challenged Globalirc [534/868] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:38:00 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/31/19 16:57:48] Globalirc [708/868] has come upon damyan [1066/1287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:46:38 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/31/19 23:16:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 1 day, 13:03:10 toward level 92.
[01/01/20 01:00:33] Globalirc [164/868] has come upon Athos [629/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:39:35 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/01/20 02:39:27] Globalirc [274/868] has challenged xayto [775/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/01/20 04:54:56] Geela, Globalirc, and zid [2401/2613] have team battled Elgo, freeboson, and HeavyPodda [602/2196] and won! 1 day, 00:56:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/20 16:34:23] Globalirc, woonack, and MiddlewareMonkey [506/2717] have team battled Eldoreth, suterismus, and lakwatsero [879/3046] and lost! 0 days, 17:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 00:18:20] Asara, CornFly, and Globalirc [2422/3118] have team battled grooverider, LapTop006, and Nechayev [2463/2951] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 14:10:35] Brainiac, SlimeDiamond, and Globalirc [1890/2071] have team battled canton7, brendan, and sbp [1668/3081] and won! 0 days, 00:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 12:56:30] Globalirc [570/868] has come upon dwfreed [509/788] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:29:06 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/04/20 22:10:42] Scar3cr0w, Globalirc, and vegadark [1274/2235] have team battled Mithkabob, LukeLR, and Everyman [1041/2018] and won! 0 days, 06:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 07:02:38] Globalirc [633/868] has challenged MJ94 [437/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/05/20 18:52:54] Globalirc [427/868] has challenged jjasghar [110/302] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:42:33 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/07/20 11:18:09] Globalirc [68/868] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [290/988] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:39:40 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/07/20 23:01:16] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:13:57 from level 93.
[01/08/20 21:06:57] PlasmaStar [429/634] has come upon Globalirc [647/868] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:06:56 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/09/20 08:03:10] TimWolla [355/949] has challenged Globalirc [63/868] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:50:39 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[01/09/20 17:27:28] bootdisk [131/654] has challenged Globalirc [676/868] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:57:06 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[01/09/20 20:40:44] Sharky4, Neo, and Zaratustra [1663/2735] have team battled Mirc0p, Globalirc, and MiddlewareMonkey [123/2590] and won! 0 days, 16:25:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 01:54:28] Globalirc [735/868] has come upon keepermurf [359/1023] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 16:43:43 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/10/20 06:53:20] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:05:26 towards level 93.
[01/10/20 11:02:08] Zaratustra [175/1129] has come upon Globalirc [503/868] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:15:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/10/20 11:37:07] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:51:35 towards level 93.
[01/10/20 23:47:50] Globalirc, Beavis, and Beefcan [2323/2456] have team battled djm, damyan, and Chuck [2924/3065] and lost! 1 day, 12:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 04:35:12] Globalirc [102/868] has challenged FSM [614/831] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:18:36 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/11/20 13:14:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 21 days, 05:55:33 toward level 93.
[01/12/20 23:42:20] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:06 towards level 93.
[01/13/20 01:38:50] snek, bootdisk, and sheu [1318/1938] have team battled Elgo, datdus, and Globalirc [1258/2212] and won! 0 days, 21:14:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 11:35:57] Globalirc [335/868] has come upon Athos [254/658] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:38:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/13/20 12:46:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 28 days, 03:49:55 toward level 93.
[01/14/20 10:18:14] Elgo, GipsyPureGold, and bookworm [323/1711] have team battled meskio, damyan, and Globalirc [352/3078] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 06:01:15] buksi [451/789] has come upon Globalirc [140/868] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:42:16 is removed from buksi's clock.
[01/16/20 06:59:17] JensRex, fattrat, and phraktyl [367/3217] have team battled Heisenberg, dxtr, and Globalirc [681/2858] and lost! 2 days, 11:02:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 22:21:06] Globalirc [127/868] has come upon Asara [357/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:15:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/17/20 06:15:12] Globalirc [47/868] has challenged m0shbear [122/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:52:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/17/20 17:50:43] soltys [556/875] has come upon Globalirc [378/868] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:25:57 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/18/20 00:48:05] jbroome, Beavis, and mordac [3297/3461] have team battled Globalirc, Andries, and MetaNova [1918/2413] and won! 1 day, 13:46:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 01:51:44] Tor, RedW, and Globalirc [975/3076] have team battled RBecker, Lnk, and Dyntra [26/2339] and won! 0 days, 04:57:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 07:37:28] Globalirc was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:47 from level 93.
[01/19/20 09:27:34] Globalirc [765/868] has challenged Everyman [110/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:10:15 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/20/20 18:56:55] sairis [226/235] has challenged Globalirc [362/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to sairis's clock.
[01/20/20 20:21:37] Globalirc [802/868] has come upon damyan [455/1277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:57:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/20/20 21:18:51] canton7 [255/1166] has come upon Globalirc [796/868] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:10:06 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/22/20 17:18:24] Globalirc [88/868] has come upon StalkR [379/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/23/20 16:54:09] Globalirc [48/868] has challenged Pici [711/1290] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:51:04 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/24/20 09:35:36] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:11:30 towards level 94.
[01/25/20 23:57:34] Globalirc [806/868] has come upon aismallard [810/859] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:59:14 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/26/20 07:00:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 35 days, 08:44:37 toward level 94.
[01/26/20 07:36:07] Globalirc died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:40:27 from level 94.
[01/26/20 22:56:38] Globalirc discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:54:30 towards level 94.
[01/27/20 00:33:41] Globalirc [581/868] has come upon vegadark [586/660] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:31:58 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/27/20 12:46:10] skarlso [249/620] has come upon Globalirc [522/868] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:15:24 is added to skarlso's clock.
[01/27/20 15:15:07] Globalirc [95/868] has challenged Wizard [107/121] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:17:43 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/29/20 02:00:54] Globalirc, findlayr, and RedW [956/2216] have team battled PiotrekD, Lnk, and AncalagonThBlack [1517/2846] and lost! 1 day, 01:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 09:40:05] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:24:55 towards level 94.
[01/29/20 15:26:43] ToHellWithGA [932/1044] has challenged Globalirc [463/868] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:33:54 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/31/20 09:14:05] tspange, blabber, and mik [1200/1975] have team battled Globalirc, dwfreed, and buksi [1680/2564] and lost! 0 days, 10:42:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/20 12:36:56] Eldoreth [1130/1241] has come upon Globalirc [302/868] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:56:49 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/01/20 09:19:36] dclaw123, Globalirc, Tor, and womblecat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/20 05:05:00] PiotrekD, skarlso, and AngryParsley [732/2751] have team battled sjums_the_great, Birdbones, and Globalirc [1653/2758] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/20 07:46:07] Khorne [393/1023] has come upon Globalirc [797/868] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:34:25 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/05/20 07:03:30] Globalirc [316/868] has come upon MadMan [170/1351] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:22:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/06/20 05:58:09] Globalirc, Tenorman, and Nechayev [928/2872] have team battled rxcomm, bobvador, and elbie [1092/2989] and lost! 5 days, 23:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/20 15:10:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 16 days, 14:27:40 toward level 94.
[02/07/20 15:59:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 11 days, 16:02:57 toward level 94.
[02/09/20 17:28:21] D.Va [760/1160] has challenged Globalirc [487/868] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:53:03 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/09/20 20:35:17] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:36 towards level 94.
[02/10/20 06:38:02] Globalirc [240/868] has challenged KeboDK [186/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:18:55 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/12/20 23:34:15] Globalirc [161/875] has challenged lavamind [273/746] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:32:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/13/20 08:28:24] loomysh [826/1149] has challenged Globalirc [856/875] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:29:15 is added to loomysh's clock.
[02/15/20 05:16:01] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:47:43 towards level 95.
[02/16/20 02:13:38] Globalirc, BabaJaga, and CornFly [2018/2321] have team battled pants, allo, and Bluedog [1892/2289] and won! 0 days, 02:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 13:20:58] Xenofex [500/856] has challenged Globalirc [161/875] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:54:23 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[02/17/20 13:20:58] Xenofex has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 8 days, 02:30:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/18/20 03:36:41] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:17:02 from level 95.
[02/18/20 12:14:46] Globalirc left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Globalirc's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/20 06:17:28] djm, Antium, and Globalirc [1613/2832] have team battled Scornn, simple, and rustybicycle [262/2343] and won! 0 days, 22:50:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/20 00:43:12] Globalirc [120/843] has come upon Chuck [63/764] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 19:15:21 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/20/20 23:38:41] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:54:43 towards level 95.
[02/23/20 04:16:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 19 days, 19:01:18 toward level 95.
[02/23/20 07:07:49] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:48:35 towards level 95.
[02/23/20 14:21:25] Globalirc [631/843] has challenged Scar3cr0w [269/676] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:24:43 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/24/20 09:18:09] inittab, Globalirc, and darkmage [1588/2793] have team battled Dyntra, Mars, and phraktyl [1691/2415] and lost! 2 days, 22:17:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/20 13:31:59] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:12 towards level 95.
[02/24/20 18:57:03] bisco [51/1044] has come upon Globalirc [572/843] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:03:16 is added to bisco's clock.
[02/25/20 03:36:14] Globalirc was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:26:29 from level 95.
[02/25/20 21:12:09] Globalirc, Elgo, and Forud [516/2290] have team battled loomysh, Athos, and Andries [1703/2383] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 00:34:28] Asara [601/848] has challenged Globalirc [724/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:12 is added to Asara's clock.
[02/26/20 07:18:15] Globalirc broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:58:01 from level 95.
[02/26/20 10:28:17] Globalirc, ganome, and pixelate [1100/1934] have team battled Pici, Susumurata, and el [1904/2882] and lost! 3 days, 13:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/20 09:42:00] Globalirc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:51:57 towards level 95.
[02/29/20 04:40:35] meskio, Globalirc, and dax [1367/2366] have team battled Susumurata, TimWolla, and idlerpgww [1569/2318] and lost! 3 days, 03:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/29/20 12:41:52] RBecker [160/832] has come upon Globalirc [225/843] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:41:28 is added to RBecker's clock.
[03/01/20 07:38:06] Globalirc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:57:02 from level 95.
[03/01/20 23:59:21] LapTop006, Globalirc, and sc_ [376/2145] have team battled phraktyl, aismallard, and elbie [2198/2500] and lost! 2 days, 08:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 06:11:05] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:15:29 towards level 95.
[03/02/20 11:37:37] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:22:54 towards level 95.
[03/05/20 15:41:32] mordac, KH405, and Globalirc [1460/2702] have team battled waifu, elbie, and TheDeadlyDandy [2557/2585] and lost! 4 days, 12:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/20 17:06:46] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:16:18 towards level 95.
[03/05/20 17:36:46] Globalirc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:04:56 from level 95.
[03/05/20 20:59:01] simple, Everyman, and SlimeDiamond [1791/2296] have team battled loomysh, dclaw123, and Globalirc [1123/3085] and won! 1 day, 15:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/20 09:06:18] Globalirc [469/843] has challenged IdleBot [677/2174] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:51:01 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/06/20 09:53:58] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:30:33 towards level 95.
[03/06/20 17:19:14] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:48:37 towards level 95.
[03/07/20 18:49:57] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:42:13 towards level 95.
[03/08/20 08:42:37] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:40:21 towards level 95.
[03/08/20 18:19:18] micah [530/954] has challenged Globalirc [512/843] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:29:17 is removed from micah's clock.
[03/09/20 06:01:21] kenyon [860/1084] has come upon Globalirc [610/843] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:16:33 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/09/20 09:28:43] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:40:27 towards level 95.
[03/09/20 20:20:23] Globalirc [21/843] has come upon gdm [328/679] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:13:11 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/11/20 20:17:20] canton7 [233/1172] has come upon Globalirc [325/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:22 is added to canton7's clock.
[03/13/20 04:11:36] Globalirc, Chuck, and Scornn [1314/2488] have team battled Yuhno, irix, and dclaw123 [1357/2722] and lost! 2 days, 01:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/20 09:04:35] Psilocybe [581/751] has come upon Globalirc [251/843] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:16:48 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[05/10/20 23:57:14] Globalirc [183/843] has challenged jbroome [381/1019] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:21:54 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/11/20 15:51:37] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:49:22 from level 95.
[05/13/20 00:45:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 12 days, 22:31:35 toward level 95.
[05/13/20 02:26:02] holloway, blizgerg, and LukeLR [99/3205] have team battled Globalirc, pants, and TimWolla [1881/3085] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/20 04:15:52] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:00:02 from level 95.
[05/13/20 22:45:02] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:34:14 towards level 95.
[05/14/20 21:28:08] Globalirc [283/843] has come upon SirMonkeybox [443/509] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:47:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/14/20 22:21:03] rustybicycle, Globalirc, and Psilocybe [1554/2170] have team battled allo, Eldoreth, and elf [828/3280] and won! 1 day, 16:46:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 03:08:40] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:50:48 from level 95.
[05/15/20 13:50:33] zankore, MetaNova, and Globalirc [677/2892] have team battled meskio, h00k, and waifu [1402/2540] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/20 06:59:21] h00k [43/800] has come upon Globalirc [552/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/17/20 21:57:10] Globalirc [512/843] has come upon sc_ [85/715] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:03:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/18/20 01:56:33] VoidFox [3/90] has challenged Globalirc [649/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:02 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[05/18/20 03:31:05] TauPan [215/477] has come upon Globalirc [686/843] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:50:04 is added to TauPan's clock.
[05/18/20 10:49:04] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:13:26 towards level 95.
[05/18/20 20:27:13] ToHellWithGA, sc_, and SCSi [2242/2849] have team battled MJ94, rustybicycle, and Globalirc [1687/2069] and won! 0 days, 10:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 10:44:17] Globalirc [735/843] has challenged Eldoreth [319/1291] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:38:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/20/20 03:32:29] Globalirc [684/843] has come upon Bluedog [360/468] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:32:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/20/20 19:22:14] Globalirc [20/843] has come upon MadMan [516/1306] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:05:51 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/21/20 17:56:56] xayto [761/768] has challenged Globalirc [566/843] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:04:30 is removed from xayto's clock.
[05/21/20 17:56:56] xayto has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 8 days, 00:34:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/23/20 15:36:09] soltys [637/960] has come upon Globalirc [230/843] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:28:20 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/26/20 10:27:08] Globalirc [81/843] has come upon borsin [259/634] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:40:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/26/20 14:23:23] Globalirc [822/843] has challenged Jaglag [323/454] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:20:34 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/31/20 22:52:01] Globalirc [566/843] has challenged ToHellWithGA [1096/1098] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:37:27 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/01/20 06:49:52] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:40:11 towards level 95.
[06/04/20 08:01:28] GilbertErik, Asara, and MrGlass [1153/2547] have team battled Globalirc, loomysh, and MiddlewareMonkey [584/3030] and won! 2 days, 05:50:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 23:20:41] HellSpawn [27/434] has come upon Globalirc [494/843] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:06:05 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/06/20 07:24:00] Globalirc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Globalirc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/20 12:30:57] unicron, Globalirc, and astropoint [1316/2786] have team battled TauPan, Iceman, and RBecker [826/2394] and won! 5 days, 21:40:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 09:02:44] tms, HellSpawn, and Elgo [1551/1815] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Frogging101, and Globalirc [1124/2227] and won! 0 days, 06:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 10:23:00] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:55:44 from level 95.
[06/09/20 01:05:24] Odin, Globalirc, and Tratos [1306/2266] have team battled Desspugne, SCSi, and JeDa [950/2331] and won! 0 days, 08:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 04:14:03] Agent86 [964/1089] has come upon Globalirc [345/834] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:30:48 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/12/20 13:21:27] rxcomm [197/1296] has challenged Globalirc [134/834] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:42:28 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[06/12/20 23:15:29] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:21 towards level 95.
[06/13/20 02:24:36] Globalirc [49/834] has challenged HellSpawn [252/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:11:26 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/14/20 03:59:06] Kveikur [73/213] has challenged Globalirc [396/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to Kveikur's clock.
[06/14/20 07:54:02] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:30 towards level 95.
[06/15/20 02:36:33] dartainus [240/823] has challenged Globalirc [475/834] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:08:22 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/15/20 05:11:03] Globalirc [491/834] has come upon IdleMaster [705/802] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:27:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/17/20 02:37:00] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:53:42 towards level 95.
[06/18/20 02:59:43] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:15 towards level 95.
[06/18/20 17:36:23] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:46:18 towards level 95.
[06/19/20 12:02:53] Globalirc [264/834] has challenged Tratos [401/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:51:43 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/20/20 07:06:02] djm, tmberg, and astropoint [1472/3477] have team battled Globalirc, nawcom, and himuraken [2232/2485] and lost! 7 days, 11:27:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 08:29:41] algernon [73/900] has come upon Globalirc [89/834] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:57:44 is added to algernon's clock.
[06/21/20 18:14:33] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:50 towards level 95.
[06/23/20 13:04:32] tms [388/474] has challenged Globalirc [15/834] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:57:35 is removed from tms's clock.
[06/24/20 03:04:01] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:11 towards level 95.
[06/25/20 02:35:42] cirdan [348/939] has challenged Globalirc [276/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:58:46 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/26/20 13:44:24] Globalirc [90/834] has challenged nawcom [44/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:04 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/26/20 16:04:12] Globalirc [148/834] has come upon jnerulax [203/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:17 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/26/20 17:41:08] SCSi [467/1054] has come upon Globalirc [517/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:45:43 is added to SCSi's clock.
[06/27/20 12:49:55] MiddlewareMonkey [970/1052] has challenged Globalirc [323/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:43:39 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/27/20 18:18:55] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:51 towards level 95.
[06/28/20 15:16:54] Misza [88/1437] has come upon Globalirc [757/834] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:59:25 is added to Misza's clock.
[06/28/20 15:32:42] sukil [536/560] has come upon Globalirc [407/834] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:22:21 is removed from sukil's clock.
[06/28/20 22:10:25] Roxana [107/1391] has come upon Globalirc [362/834] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:51:50 is added to Roxana's clock.
[06/28/20 22:16:12] Globalirc [563/834] has challenged darkmage [1270/1353] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:53:15 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/29/20 16:59:08] MJ94 [156/656] has challenged Globalirc [407/834] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/29/20 20:03:15] Globalirc [193/834] has challenged Forud [545/862] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:23:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/30/20 09:04:59] grooverider [1166/1581] has come upon Globalirc [417/834] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:04 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/30/20 20:39:12] LukeLR, xayto, and elf [1175/2978] have team battled NeonMobile, Globalirc, and sairis [850/1919] and won! 1 day, 02:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/20 08:35:45] MiddlewareMonkey, skarlso, and Frogging101 [87/2593] have team battled Globalirc, djm, and m0shbear [1106/2725] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/20 14:53:34] Globalirc [119/834] has come upon crysys [466/740] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 08:54:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/02/20 00:45:22] Globalirc, kenyon, and CornFly [845/3410] have team battled Tor, DrJosh9000, and Majak [3007/3114] and lost! 1 day, 00:14:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/20 00:54:38] cocco [212/285] has challenged Globalirc [594/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to cocco's clock.
[07/02/20 07:35:05] blizgerg [763/1314] has come upon Globalirc [602/834] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:48:28 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/04/20 05:20:22] Iceman, cirdan, and Beefcan [690/2651] have team battled Globalirc, efertone, and Bluedog [1313/1809] and lost! 3 days, 14:25:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 10:42:33] Globalirc [752/834] has come upon efertone [169/480] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 01:39:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/06/20 15:27:46] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:15:12 towards level 96.
[07/07/20 00:34:59] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 13:24:12 towards level 96.
[07/08/20 05:38:46] sheu [121/545] has challenged Globalirc [138/834] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:42:11 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/09/20 07:54:25] DrJosh9000, Ironhoof, and max [2576/2736] have team battled Tenorman, Crazycatlady, and Globalirc [904/2969] and won! 0 days, 00:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/20 08:53:57] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:55:06 towards level 96.
[07/09/20 09:44:57] sunri5e [1025/1119] has challenged Globalirc [134/838] in combat and won! 17 days, 14:16:22 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[07/09/20 23:20:01] Chuck, GilbertErik, and L [273/2403] have team battled Globalirc, bigtrees, and lakwatsero [383/1633] and lost! 5 days, 11:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/20 14:01:00] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 07:28:38 towards level 96.
[07/12/20 04:35:23] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 00:00:42 towards level 96.
[07/12/20 08:00:13] L, Fennec, and Eldoreth [1235/2397] have team battled Globalirc, Iceman, and Ironhoof [536/3133] and won! 0 days, 01:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 21:28:47] GilbertErik [227/784] has come upon Globalirc [477/838] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:07:07 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/15/20 01:20:52] Nistur, neurospex, and Agent86 [175/3126] have team battled L, Globalirc, and micah [1785/2631] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/20 23:13:17] Tratos [166/1117] has come upon Globalirc [275/838] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:57:46 is added to Tratos's clock.
[07/16/20 00:48:00] Pici, Globalirc, and PiotrekD [2455/3096] have team battled Scornn, Misza, and Athos [2486/3030] and lost! 4 days, 01:22:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/20 20:28:49] Globalirc [237/838] has come upon pants [317/1327] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 16:32:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/18/20 11:22:09] zbe [177/742] has come upon Globalirc [755/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:02:05 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/19/20 13:41:09] Globalirc [682/838] has challenged SlowRiot [110/972] in combat and won! 22 days, 13:41:42 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/19/20 15:17:22] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:34:58 from level 96.
[07/20/20 03:29:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 38 days, 00:49:36 toward level 96.
[07/20/20 06:45:15] Globalirc [649/838] has challenged Frogging101 [64/773] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:01:00 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/21/20 05:32:34] Globalirc lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:29:48 from level 96.
[07/21/20 16:01:05] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:08 towards level 96.
[07/21/20 22:54:16] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:42 towards level 96.
[07/22/20 03:43:22] Majak [519/907] has come upon Globalirc [563/845] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:10:06 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/22/20 13:53:46] Syloq, Globalirc, and gdm [1359/2419] have team battled cocco, bigtrees, and ganome [843/1446] and won! 1 day, 18:14:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/20 14:30:25] Yuhno [611/717] has come upon Globalirc [625/845] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:58:39 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[07/22/20 22:25:31] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:02 towards level 96.
[07/23/20 08:16:38] Globalirc [542/845] has come upon SirMonkeybox [325/477] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:16:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/26/20 06:58:32] Globalirc met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:44 from level 96.
[07/27/20 06:17:01] cirdan [733/943] has challenged Globalirc [80/845] in combat and won! 18 days, 21:38:39 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[07/27/20 14:13:02] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:57:02 towards level 96.
[07/27/20 15:45:26] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:57:29 towards level 96.
[07/28/20 17:35:09] Globalirc [191/845] has challenged FSM [402/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:35:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/29/20 11:39:32] Globalirc [89/845] has challenged Sharky4 [927/1185] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:44:30 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/30/20 01:55:15] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:41 towards level 96.
[07/30/20 21:56:06] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:13:26 towards level 96.
[07/31/20 06:00:04] womblecat, micah, and Globalirc [2107/2523] have team battled blizgerg, Iceman, and FSM [1182/3002] and won! 4 days, 10:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 18:59:06] sigmg [517/914] has challenged Globalirc [729/845] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:04:34 is added to sigmg's clock.
[08/01/20 19:49:33] L [564/909] has challenged Globalirc [360/845] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:09:51 is removed from L's clock.
[08/01/20 21:41:04] Fluttershy, jjasghar, and Globalirc [316/2534] have team battled Nechayev, tris, and Tiny_Nuggins [1965/2482] and lost! 2 days, 01:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/20 11:55:24] feek [192/361] has come upon Globalirc [729/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:54 is added to feek's clock.
[08/06/20 09:07:57] Globalirc died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:17:59 from level 96.
[08/07/20 05:21:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 16 days, 02:50:49 toward level 96.
[08/07/20 10:55:38] Globalirc [263/845] has come upon aismallard [486/983] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:12:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/07/20 19:00:10] Altair [84/401] has come upon Globalirc [29/845] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:16:05 is removed from Altair's clock.
[08/07/20 19:00:10] Altair has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 7 days, 10:09:05 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/07/20 21:42:05] Globalirc, lavamind, and JeDa [1734/2145] have team battled TimWolla, xayto, and fattrat [2680/2893] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/20 03:42:39] Globalirc [235/845] has challenged bobvador [505/675] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:28:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/09/20 14:58:57] Globalirc [82/845] has come upon Nechayev [754/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:47:28 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/09/20 20:18:24] Globalirc grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:28:31 towards level 96.
[08/10/20 02:43:41] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:48:10 towards level 96.
[08/10/20 09:28:46] Globalirc [766/845] has come upon irix [91/984] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:08:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/11/20 00:11:04] Globalirc [782/845] has come upon MJ94 [475/689] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:40:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/11/20 15:51:11] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:46:46 from level 96.
[08/11/20 15:59:34] Globalirc [354/845] has challenged himuraken [470/984] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:51:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/11/20 19:27:58] jstg, Globalirc, and Vic [110/2361] have team battled IdleMaster, astropoint, and tms [1847/2767] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/20 00:06:18] Globalirc [415/845] has come upon sunri5e [60/1116] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:12:21 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/15/20 05:19:44] Elgo [0/930] has challenged Globalirc [637/919] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:45:19 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/15/20 06:19:58] Globalirc [71/919] has challenged maligned [48/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:48:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/16/20 16:40:16] Globalirc [648/919] has come upon i3d [585/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:11:00 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/16/20 23:16:32] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:41:35 from level 96.
[08/17/20 06:22:39] Globalirc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:46 from level 96.
[08/18/20 01:48:43] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:53 towards level 96.
[08/19/20 20:45:34] Globalirc [621/919] has challenged Lnk [570/1113] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:18 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/20/20 13:44:02] Globalirc was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:02 from level 96.
[08/21/20 07:25:46] Globalirc [722/919] has come upon Nistur [57/842] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:29 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/21/20 12:20:09] sc_ [265/809] has come upon Globalirc [835/919] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:59:17 is added to sc_'s clock.
[08/22/20 08:57:06] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:46 towards level 96.
[08/23/20 11:06:36] Globalirc [341/919] has challenged feek [293/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:27 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/25/20 01:11:58] Globalirc [140/920] has challenged IdleBot [1269/2268] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:14:12 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/25/20 05:08:16] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:52:59 towards level 97.
[08/27/20 00:27:34] Globalirc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Globalirc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/20 20:31:16] Globalirc [830/911] has challenged el [72/1136] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:52:47 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/27/20 23:11:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 8 days, 11:08:29 toward level 97.
[08/27/20 23:52:24] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:00:44 from level 97.
[08/28/20 05:13:05] xnaas [207/502] has challenged Globalirc [819/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:27 is added to xnaas's clock.
[08/29/20 05:11:41] bisco, djm, and golgy [2368/3126] have team battled grooverider, Globalirc, and algernon [2516/3382] and lost! 2 days, 08:14:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/20 08:40:23] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:57:41 towards level 97.
[08/30/20 15:51:41] Globalirc [606/911] has come upon KH405 [227/565] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:42:48 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/01/20 08:45:06] Globalirc sharpened the edge of their weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/20 08:56:40] Desspugne, Odin, and snek [1511/2084] have team battled sheu, Globalirc, and xnaas [712/1991] and won! 0 days, 22:43:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/20 12:57:22] meskio, sheu, and CodeB [1229/2190] have team battled Altair, ToHellWithGA, and Globalirc [1771/2421] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/20 13:43:33] Varjatticus, ToHellWithGA, and sjefen6 [679/2352] have team battled bookworm, lavamind, and Globalirc [885/2258] and lost! 1 day, 15:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/20 13:58:56] bisco [1160/1293] has come upon Globalirc [709/939] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:09:05 is removed from bisco's clock.
[09/05/20 14:08:54] phraktyl [137/695] has come upon Globalirc [144/939] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:18:17 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[09/06/20 06:50:44] Globalirc, mwhahaha, rxcomm, and Scar3cr0w have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/20 10:12:41] Globalirc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:55 towards level 97.
[09/06/20 16:04:22] Globalirc [254/939] has come upon anarcat [530/899] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:40:12 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/07/20 08:08:06] i3d, vegadark, and Zaratustra [1010/2594] have team battled jnerulax, algernon, and Globalirc [2282/2668] and lost! 6 days, 03:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 18:35:29] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:27 towards level 97.
[09/08/20 19:49:08] maligned, Yuhno, and Mithkabob [1855/2021] have team battled misha, LukeLR, and Globalirc [535/2589] and won! 4 days, 06:58:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/20 19:35:34] yano [460/697] has come upon Globalirc [466/939] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:07:15 is added to yano's clock.
[09/09/20 22:06:24] CodeB, canton7, and Scornn [2281/2578] have team battled Globalirc, tmberg, and Muirrum [1553/3034] and won! 0 days, 03:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/20 17:47:24] xayto [193/788] has come upon Globalirc [567/939] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:12:38 is added to xayto's clock.
[09/12/20 03:46:34] Globalirc, Athos, and Muirrum [1489/2225] have team battled blizgerg, Misza, and Leedsichthys [1967/3070] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 04:04:42] Xenthys [412/796] has challenged Globalirc [493/939] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:31:39 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[09/12/20 15:08:41] pants [1021/1357] has challenged Globalirc [182/939] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:12:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/13/20 08:43:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 7 days, 12:16:56 toward level 97.
[09/13/20 17:51:39] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:16:04 towards level 97.
[09/16/20 03:31:15] Globalirc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:02:10 from level 97.
[09/16/20 22:37:46] Globalirc [366/939] has challenged Yuhno [443/731] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:55:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/18/20 04:43:47] Scar3cr0w, dclaw123, and Tratos [1351/3043] have team battled Psilocybe, Globalirc, and Agent86 [433/2748] and won! 0 days, 06:13:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 08:18:15] Globalirc [609/939] has come upon snek [674/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:18:17 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/18/20 21:50:15] Milquetoast [277/1045] has challenged Globalirc [407/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/20 10:02:27] neurospex [14/963] has come upon Globalirc [463/939] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:27 is added to neurospex's clock.
[09/21/20 20:29:25] Globalirc [641/939] has come upon Beavis [322/1178] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:18:48 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/22/20 09:37:47] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:59 towards level 97.
[09/23/20 14:02:47] Eldoreth [646/1359] has come upon Globalirc [429/939] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:17:51 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[09/24/20 07:46:07] Desspugne [36/869] has come upon Globalirc [230/939] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:35:25 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[09/25/20 22:34:18] damyan [518/1218] has challenged Globalirc [557/939] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:33:20 is added to damyan's clock.
[09/26/20 20:31:38] Globalirc walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:44:25 from level 97.
[09/27/20 04:41:04] kenyon, StalkR, and Globalirc [1381/2969] have team battled soltys, pfoley, and Antium [1092/2748] and won! 0 days, 14:41:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 07:36:03] Globalirc sharpened the edge of their weapon! Globalirc's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/20 15:30:11] Globalirc [105/1003] has challenged inittab [202/762] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:28:22 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/29/20 21:42:24] bisco [511/1293] has come upon Globalirc [605/1003] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:37:28 is added to bisco's clock.
[09/30/20 00:00:51] GunMan [1/726] has challenged Globalirc [721/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:47 is added to GunMan's clock.
[09/30/20 11:03:30] Globalirc [536/1003] has challenged jnerulax [197/821] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:13:11 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[09/30/20 21:36:07] Globalirc [101/1003] has come upon StalkR [215/522] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:05:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/01/20 20:11:17] KeboDK [46/1059] has challenged Globalirc [761/1003] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:08:21 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[10/02/20 07:16:06] Crazycatlady, unicron, and sunri5e [757/2993] have team battled JensRex, Globalirc, and Blukunfando [991/2734] and lost! 2 days, 05:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/20 06:25:33] freeboson [542/689] has challenged Globalirc [986/1003] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:45:36 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/05/20 22:29:29] Globalirc [149/1003] has challenged rxcomm [820/1302] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:54:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/06/20 01:09:59] Ttech, dwfreed, and Chuck [3632/3681] have team battled sairis, algernon, and Globalirc [1220/2713] and won! 2 days, 18:30:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 17:23:07] dclaw123, Globalirc, Asara, and JeDa have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/20 07:38:07] mordac [264/1316] has come upon Globalirc [878/1003] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 01:43:56 is added to mordac's clock.
[10/07/20 11:47:22] Bluedog [334/506] has come upon Globalirc [875/1003] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:27:52 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[10/07/20 12:38:23] Globalirc [480/1003] has challenged borsin [77/729] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:52:25 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/07/20 13:22:40] tris, SCSi, and djm [99/2583] have team battled Globalirc, Varjatticus, and idlerpgww [1744/2156] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 00:21:40] inittab, misha, and simple [2928/3042] have team battled Globalirc, idlerpgww, and sc_ [2202/2618] and won! 1 day, 06:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 22:51:54] Leedsichthys [106/444] has challenged Globalirc [654/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:10:37 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[10/10/20 05:24:16] Globalirc [68/1003] has come upon AbacusAvenger [773/916] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:58:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/10/20 07:26:06] Misza [415/1445] has challenged Globalirc [610/1003] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:12:27 is added to Misza's clock.
[10/11/20 09:21:16] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:19:59 towards level 98.
[10/13/20 06:07:19] maligned, Scar3cr0w, and dartainus [710/2480] have team battled solarsparq, Globalirc, and Asara [1885/2320] and lost! 0 days, 16:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/20 13:53:09] Globalirc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Globalirc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/20 14:12:19] Globalirc [309/995] has challenged solarsparq [293/381] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:49:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/14/20 00:00:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 13:28:27 from level 98.
[10/14/20 11:50:58] Globalirc, XBouBou, and Asara [429/2253] have team battled kenyon, Blukunfando, and Roxana [2327/3029] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/20 04:38:38] sjums_the_great [54/980] has challenged Globalirc [681/995] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:40:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/16/20 10:47:28] RBecker [121/963] has come upon Globalirc [387/995] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:52:05 is added to RBecker's clock.
[10/16/20 21:21:58] rustybicycle, Lnk, and HeavyPodda [1044/3137] have team battled Milquetoast, adamus1red, and Globalirc [1595/2630] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/20 00:45:55] Globalirc [160/995] has come upon i3d [61/717] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:22:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/17/20 01:37:05] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:40:11 from level 98.
[10/17/20 11:35:11] Pontuzz, brycec, and Roxana [1698/2973] have team battled Globalirc, Mithkabob, and buksi [2247/2483] and lost! 2 days, 01:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 08:56:50] Globalirc [836/995] has come upon Lemelisk [1295/1460] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:14:36 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/19/20 18:46:48] Globalirc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:10:25 towards level 98.
[10/19/20 18:56:45] unicron [924/1152] has challenged Globalirc [526/995] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:54:17 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/20/20 16:02:57] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:40:31 towards level 98.
[10/21/20 09:33:02] efertone, Globalirc, and womblecat [2469/2606] have team battled bookworm, xayto, and Milquetoast [944/2324] and won! 8 days, 01:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 09:41:49] Globalirc [769/995] has come upon dindinx [119/762] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:16:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/21/20 10:16:21] max, freeboson, and Globalirc [943/2411] have team battled sheu, Lnk, and Heisenberg [2189/2441] and lost! 7 days, 01:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/20 12:42:11] Globalirc EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:24:11 from level 98.
[10/21/20 22:07:37] Globalirc [852/1013] has challenged XBouBou [18/330] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:45:25 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/23/20 08:51:37] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:11:05 towards level 98.
[10/24/20 13:57:06] jnerulax, maligned, and rustybicycle [448/2805] have team battled Globalirc, pztrn, and xayto [1395/2156] and lost! 4 days, 10:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/20 23:23:39] neurospex [98/1075] has challenged Globalirc [251/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:04 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/25/20 05:50:01] Globalirc [1/1013] has come upon AbacusAvenger [67/911] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:36:05 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/26/20 03:06:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 12 days, 07:26:23 toward level 98.
[10/26/20 08:59:27] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:11:38 towards level 98.
[10/26/20 10:41:52] yano [288/672] has challenged Globalirc [453/1013] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:19:08 is added to yano's clock.
[10/26/20 18:43:36] TimWolla [701/855] has challenged Globalirc [853/1013] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:19:24 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[10/28/20 00:16:59] RBecker, sc_, and KyloRen [1422/2245] have team battled Globalirc, lipek, and Eldoreth [1939/3773] and lost! 0 days, 17:21:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 02:39:17] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:26:47 from level 98.
[10/28/20 23:53:28] Globalirc [961/1013] has come upon anarcat [421/920] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:35:06 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[10/30/20 05:53:40] Xenthys [98/778] has come upon Globalirc [283/1013] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:06 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/31/20 08:08:25] Globalirc [520/1013] has challenged womblecat [623/1097] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:59:57 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/01/20 07:24:12] Globalirc [809/1013] has come upon SlowRiot [832/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:29:21 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/02/20 16:03:33] Roxana, i3d, and Globalirc [775/3230] have team battled Agent86, bobvador, and Xenthys [2306/2457] and lost! 3 days, 15:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 18:28:50] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:51 towards level 98.
[11/03/20 22:51:34] Globalirc, himuraken, simple, and Clearcasting have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/20 06:54:30] Heisenberg [298/762] has come upon Globalirc [733/1022] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/06/20 02:39:41] Globalirc [175/1022] has challenged Nofew [237/1064] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/08/20 17:19:11] dindinx, jnerulax, and Globalirc [1289/2591] have team battled dclaw123, pyre, and Bluedog [128/1910] and won! 0 days, 14:58:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/20 02:54:28] Globalirc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:21:02 from level 98.
[11/09/20 07:07:23] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:50 towards level 98.
[11/10/20 10:19:44] sukil [167/547] has come upon Globalirc [922/1022] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:29 is added to sukil's clock.
[11/12/20 10:42:26] sunri5e, KeboDK, and lipek [2082/3548] have team battled Globalirc, nawcom, and Heisenberg [12/2426] and won! 3 days, 16:14:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/20 11:49:57] Globalirc, bigtrees, and KyloRen [1538/2171] have team battled vegadark, inittab, and SlowRiot [2031/2977] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/20 21:29:37] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:40:11 towards level 98.
[11/17/20 22:39:00] Globalirc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:34:30 from level 98.
[11/18/20 14:11:19] AbacusAvenger, Globalirc, and jose [1028/2306] have team battled C++, Geela, and CornFly [427/2376] and won! 0 days, 12:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 13:59:06] Mollerz, buzzz, and Globalirc [434/1484] have team battled FSM, crysys, and borsin [1134/2277] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 17:44:47] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:48:45 towards level 98.
[11/20/20 12:14:01] Desspugne, Globalirc, and Yuhno [2177/2687] have team battled CodeB, jose, and womblecat [1228/1696] and won! 3 days, 01:45:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 18:00:25] Globalirc [800/1026] has challenged IdleBot [8/2293] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:51:15 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/21/20 05:11:42] Agent86 [998/1016] has challenged Globalirc [27/1026] in combat and won! 22 days, 19:53:43 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/21/20 18:10:40] Globalirc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:00 towards level 98.
[11/22/20 02:15:10] HeavyPodda [543/1071] has come upon Globalirc [159/1026] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:38:23 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/22/20 08:20:21] IdleMaster, csc2ya, and ilbelkyr [2401/2449] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Bradicus, and Globalirc [1159/3037] and won! 3 days, 22:11:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/20 09:18:06] Globalirc [298/1026] has challenged Clearcasting [194/637] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:54:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/23/20 11:58:40] suterismus, Globalirc, and Zyphyr [1669/3299] have team battled Ironhoof, KatePls, and feek [2138/2198] and lost! 1 day, 01:17:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 20:26:21] MadMan [819/1231] has challenged Globalirc [122/1026] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:21:14 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/24/20 06:56:24] brendan [1334/1426] has come upon Globalirc [268/1026] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:11:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/24/20 07:23:52] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:56 from level 98.
[11/25/20 04:50:26] Globalirc EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:48 from level 98.
[11/25/20 09:11:40] algernon [884/922] has come upon Globalirc [602/1026] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:12:11 is removed from algernon's clock.
[11/25/20 10:10:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 3 days, 03:28:27 toward level 98.
[11/27/20 09:45:40] Globalirc [484/1026] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [110/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/27/20 11:57:06] Globalirc [772/1026] has challenged d4rkp1r4t3 [296/300] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:13:45 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/27/20 13:46:34] Xenthys [410/778] has challenged Globalirc [595/1026] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:20 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/28/20 03:25:10] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:41:00 towards level 99.
[11/28/20 08:17:20] Globalirc [414/1026] has come upon theZoMBiE [459/481] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:36:02 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/28/20 12:51:50] dartainus [716/776] has challenged Globalirc [752/1026] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:17:48 is added to dartainus's clock.
[11/29/20 05:18:14] Globalirc [251/1026] has come upon Asara [697/807] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 15:32:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/29/20 20:52:05] Globalirc found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:51:15 towards level 99.
[11/30/20 12:02:37] Globalirc [286/1026] has challenged dindinx [421/751] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:41:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/02/20 23:16:10] Globalirc [629/1026] has challenged el [231/1194] in combat and won! 20 days, 06:10:29 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/03/20 00:55:06] xayto, lipek, and Chuck [332/2913] have team battled Globalirc, aismallard, and bobvador [597/2697] and lost! 2 days, 09:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/20 12:29:56] Globalirc [614/1026] has challenged Scornn [552/965] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:30:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/05/20 19:16:58] lavamind, Iri, and sairis [180/2266] have team battled Globalirc, Yuhno, and pants [1898/3167] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/20 13:06:02] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:07:48 from level 99.
[12/07/20 06:39:05] Bluedog [544/558] has challenged Globalirc [351/1026] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:41:04 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[12/07/20 17:40:41] Syloq, Zyphyr, and Globalirc [2407/2594] have team battled dindinx, MetaNova, and darkmage [1442/3084] and won! 0 days, 21:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 18:49:05] Yuhno, Globalirc, and sukil [1903/2346] have team battled KeboDK, simple, and HellSpawn [2107/2916] and lost! 0 days, 20:22:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 12:46:40] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:57:26 from level 99.
[12/08/20 15:12:48] Globalirc, simple, and shymega [2708/3020] have team battled ilbelkyr, Misza, and Yuhno [313/3329] and won! 0 days, 02:44:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 09:50:31] MadMan [256/1231] has challenged Globalirc [459/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:17 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/11/20 12:01:49] Globalirc [858/1026] has challenged Tenorman [33/1278] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:31:26 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/11/20 14:52:20] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:08 towards level 99.
[12/11/20 16:02:40] jose [305/375] has challenged Globalirc [574/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:03 is added to jose's clock.
[12/12/20 10:18:25] Globalirc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:53:14 towards level 99.
[12/14/20 15:58:37] Globalirc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:56:21 from level 99.
[12/15/20 02:28:35] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:02:08 towards level 99.
[12/15/20 10:17:06] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:47:47 towards level 99.
[12/15/20 20:02:09] Yuhno, JuanMaestro, and LukeLR [417/2637] have team battled kate, Globalirc, and PiotrekD [1182/2686] and lost! 1 day, 20:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 21:00:37] Globalirc [623/1026] has come upon MadMan [292/1231] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:42:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/18/20 15:54:55] max [393/702] has come upon Globalirc [31/1026] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 21:13:32 is removed from max's clock.
[12/19/20 18:25:42] Ignotum [190/247] has challenged Globalirc [137/1026] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:37:14 is removed from Ignotum's clock.
[12/19/20 18:46:46] Globalirc [409/1026] has challenged sairis [35/837] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:10:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/19/20 21:58:07] Globalirc saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:32:41 from level 99.
[12/20/20 13:46:51] Roxana [1214/1518] has come upon Globalirc [123/1026] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:37:14 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[12/21/20 08:23:22] x12x63 [100/108] has challenged Globalirc [48/1026] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:47 is removed from x12x63's clock.
[12/22/20 01:46:34] Sharky4 [236/1228] has come upon Globalirc [134/1026] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:02:03 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[12/23/20 16:13:01] Globalirc spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Globalirc's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/20 10:50:26] Globalirc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:30 towards level 99.
[12/25/20 04:28:25] hr7xt8 [202/261] has challenged Globalirc [414/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:19 is added to hr7xt8's clock.
[12/26/20 00:35:51] Lemelisk, Globalirc, and grooverider [516/3960] have team battled anarcat, max, and fattrat [2879/3031] and lost! 2 days, 13:53:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/20 20:16:14] Globalirc [577/1015] has challenged kenyon [518/849] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:28:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/27/20 20:42:49] Notir [78/527] has come upon Globalirc [872/1015] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:18:47 is added to Notir's clock.
[12/28/20 02:23:03] Forud [144/951] has challenged Globalirc [735/1015] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:23:25 is added to Forud's clock.
[12/28/20 03:42:34] Globalirc [719/1015] has come upon sc_ [810/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:10:42 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/29/20 12:22:52] Globalirc, el, and tccki [940/2699] have team battled m0shbear, TauPan, and Xenthys [402/2620] and won! 1 day, 04:35:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 07:22:46] Globalirc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:22:14 towards level 99.
[12/31/20 01:06:21] Globalirc [789/1015] has come upon ohnx [44/796] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:30:50 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/31/20 23:23:26] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:25 towards level 99.
[01/01/21 14:12:54] KindOne [121/385] has come upon Globalirc [848/1015] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:43:25 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/01/21 21:25:36] Roxana, Globalirc, and TheSilentLink [733/3018] have team battled Xenthys, Bluedog, and Fluttershy [845/2597] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/21 16:48:37] Globalirc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:12 towards level 99.
[01/03/21 22:59:54] MadMan, Globalirc, and feek [1911/2960] have team battled Elgo, grooverider, and mordac [3514/3952] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 02:25:41] Globalirc [615/1015] has challenged StalkR [405/543] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:17:55 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/04/21 02:42:06] Globalirc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:53:23 from level 100.
[01/04/21 14:13:27] Lemelisk, Globalirc, and Chuck [2336/3005] have team battled sjums_the_great, Kurenai, and buksi [1537/2529] and won! 1 day, 07:38:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 16:06:48] Globalirc [63/1015] has come upon Andries [97/922] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 15:32:43 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/06/21 06:35:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 57 days, 21:06:13 toward level 100.
[01/08/21 10:22:14] Globalirc [21/1015] has come upon Lemelisk [278/1325] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:34:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/09/21 07:56:46] suterismus, nawcom, and Ttech [2445/4312] have team battled d4rkp1r4t3, Globalirc, and algernon [267/2405] and won! 3 days, 08:09:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 09:17:01] SCSi, KeboDK, and JeDa [1848/2754] have team battled Globalirc, h00k, and himuraken [993/2796] and won! 6 days, 06:52:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 16:28:45] MrGlass [830/918] has come upon Globalirc [782/1015] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:38:09 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/10/21 16:39:02] golgy [318/937] has challenged Globalirc [681/1015] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:03:40 is added to golgy's clock.
[01/11/21 09:23:47] Globalirc [754/1015] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [428/1020] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:14:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/12/21 00:30:39] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:26:26 towards level 100.
[01/12/21 18:12:54] Globalirc [974/1015] has come upon darkmage [414/1345] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:32:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/12/21 18:52:31] SSLbits [127/536] has come upon Globalirc [567/1015] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:01:29 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/13/21 06:54:01] Globalirc [410/1015] has challenged hr7xt8 [315/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:03:50 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/13/21 12:21:42] Globalirc stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:41 towards level 100.
[01/14/21 07:38:40] elbie [268/875] has come upon Globalirc [263/1015] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:22:57 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/14/21 16:53:47] buksi, Zaratustra, and simple [810/3468] have team battled Globalirc, grooverider, and Sharky4 [2890/3875] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 19:22:56] Globalirc, Ironhoof, and xnaas [1289/3018] have team battled Notir, MiddlewareMonkey, and IdleMaster [1330/2439] and lost! 0 days, 08:05:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/21 11:02:32] elf, d4rkp1r4t3, and MetaNova [1428/2807] have team battled Globalirc, pyre, and bisco [17/3257] and won! 0 days, 09:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/21 18:25:40] HellSpawn [208/780] has challenged Globalirc [20/1015] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:01:00 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/19/21 22:18:06] i3d [363/682] has come upon Globalirc [546/1015] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:22:24 is added to i3d's clock.
[01/20/21 17:18:19] canton7 [1183/1238] has come upon Globalirc [626/1015] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:10:33 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/21/21 00:38:52] psycho [329/462] has challenged Globalirc [14/1015] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:10:16 is removed from psycho's clock.
[01/21/21 17:25:04] Ttech, GunMan, and Globalirc [3139/3829] have team battled zbe, dclaw123, and Pontuzz [1023/2566] and won! 0 days, 16:24:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 03:18:31] StalkR, Globalirc, fattrat, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/21 22:49:38] Globalirc [495/1020] has challenged androphius [186/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:52 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/23/21 07:33:54] Globalirc [989/1020] has come upon maligned [164/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:35:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/23/21 14:55:05] Globalirc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:06 towards level 100.
[01/23/21 16:32:13] Globalirc [304/1020] has challenged csssuf [360/718] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:57:10 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/24/21 10:23:17] Globalirc [28/1020] has come upon StalkR [444/547] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:04:20 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/24/21 13:58:59] irix [407/984] has challenged Globalirc [642/1020] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:59:54 is added to irix's clock.
[01/24/21 15:14:57] Lemelisk, allo, and ohnx [1603/2852] have team battled irix, Globalirc, and h00k [8/2794] and won! 1 day, 20:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 22:00:56] Globalirc [470/1020] has challenged delet [553/616] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:49:26 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/25/21 07:08:52] Globalirc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 09:57:38 towards level 101.
[01/26/21 13:30:55] Milquetoast [665/992] has come upon Globalirc [983/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:38:33 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/29/21 06:45:18] SCSi [494/1069] has come upon Globalirc [58/1020] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:06:55 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[01/29/21 15:21:46] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 19:22:17 towards level 101.
[01/29/21 16:31:34] sheu [98/548] has challenged Globalirc [101/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:26:51 is added to sheu's clock.
[01/30/21 15:22:12] Globalirc bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:51:52 towards level 101.
[02/01/21 12:08:48] zankore, dxtr, and WallIdl [1225/2757] have team battled Globalirc, lavamind, and Bluedog [908/2395] and won! 1 day, 10:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/21 21:11:37] LordBanana [249/452] has challenged Globalirc [328/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[02/02/21 10:55:50] Globalirc [467/1020] has challenged damyan [944/1183] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:13:39 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/05/21 01:19:34] Globalirc learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:13:52 towards level 101.
[02/05/21 09:13:40] Globalirc [415/1020] has challenged fattrat [833/1368] in combat and lost! 12 days, 00:41:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/05/21 23:50:29] Globalirc was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:03:22 from level 101.
[02/06/21 02:19:21] GilbertErik [37/1148] has come upon Globalirc [791/1020] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:22:30 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[02/07/21 20:13:32] scumola, tms, and Reilly [1304/2434] have team battled Globalirc, waifu, and JensRex [2890/3594] and lost! 3 days, 20:36:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/21 08:42:49] TheSilentLink, algernon, and Globalirc [2718/2737] have team battled bigjay, Zaratustra, and x12x63 [1714/3008] and won! 0 days, 07:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 09:40:57] GunMan [572/724] has come upon Globalirc [450/1020] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 05:51:35 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[02/10/21 05:28:10] bigjay [735/1405] has come upon Globalirc [470/1020] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 20:30:37 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[02/10/21 10:07:51] Globalirc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:41:51 towards level 101.
[02/11/21 01:57:19] Globalirc was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:07:14 from level 101.
[02/13/21 13:28:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Globalirc with fire, slowing the heathen 48 days, 11:56:56 from level 101.
[02/14/21 01:15:00] AsmDemon, JeDa, and Globalirc [2003/2098] have team battled buksi, Ignotum, and LordBanana [1918/2080] and won! 0 days, 18:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 21:06:50] kenyon [377/568] has come upon Globalirc [345/1020] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:20:19 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/15/21 11:48:51] neurospex [709/1071] has come upon Globalirc [936/1020] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:42:12 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/15/21 13:34:21] golgy [862/940] has challenged Globalirc [152/1020] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:04:04 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/15/21 19:35:48] elf [1130/1371] has challenged Globalirc [272/1020] in combat and won! 46 days, 23:10:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/16/21 05:38:12] Globalirc [846/1020] has challenged petrichor [971/1293] in combat and lost! 17 days, 07:40:39 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/17/21 05:35:31] Majak [819/1061] has come upon Globalirc [978/1020] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:25:32 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/17/21 14:56:36] shymega, adamus1red, and algernon [399/2663] have team battled xs, sbp, and Globalirc [1735/2056] and lost! 1 day, 03:51:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/21 15:11:00] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 22:22:19 towards level 101.
[02/17/21 20:25:20] MetaNova, Globalirc, and hr7xt8 [200/2750] have team battled SSLbits, Birdbones, and Yuhno [729/2763] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 15:39:17] pztrn [403/640] has come upon Globalirc [600/1025] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:11:32 is added to pztrn's clock.
[02/22/21 07:25:43] Birdbones [683/1285] has come upon Globalirc [301/1025] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:32 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/22/21 13:10:30] acolarh, Globalirc, and djm [1707/2724] have team battled x12x63, jayvee, and tris [931/2051] and won! 1 day, 23:25:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 19:21:20] Globalirc [605/1025] has challenged tris [119/842] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:52:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/26/21 01:10:32] Zyphyr [644/771] has come upon Globalirc [304/1025] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:53:28 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[02/27/21 01:39:53] Globalirc [802/1025] has challenged bigjay [142/1405] in combat and won! 29 days, 19:39:59 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/27/21 09:58:26] Globalirc [822/1025] has come upon x12x63 [104/423] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:31:02 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/27/21 10:41:53] Globalirc [397/1025] has challenged misha [157/799] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:14:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/27/21 20:44:08] Globalirc [1013/1025] has challenged MJ94 [316/704] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:35:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/28/21 07:33:39] Globalirc slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Globalirc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/21 14:09:27] sc_, m0shbear, and Globalirc [2504/3148] have team battled brendan, astropoint, and sjefen6 [2676/3433] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/21 20:49:28] Globalirc [735/1018] has challenged IdleBot [1140/2280] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:51:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/01/21 08:45:08] Globalirc [531/1018] has come upon blabber [187/821] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:40:08 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/02/21 01:06:28] Globalirc got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:14:30 from level 101.
[03/02/21 16:30:34] HeavyPodda, Globalirc, and SlowRiot [1520/3053] have team battled Atan, AsmDemon, and rotbot9k [731/1604] and won! 7 days, 13:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 07:02:15] GilbertErik [548/1148] has come upon Globalirc [831/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:23:06 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/04/21 06:27:39] Beefcan, irix, and Globalirc [2221/2705] have team battled Xenthys, cirdan, and rotbot9k [1258/1938] and won! 0 days, 05:04:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 01:01:58] Globalirc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:30 towards level 101.
[03/06/21 17:20:21] Globalirc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:22 towards level 101.
[03/06/21 21:56:14] Globalirc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:53 towards level 101.
[03/07/21 09:01:16] Jaxxsinn [89/318] has challenged Globalirc [393/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[03/08/21 11:11:21] Globalirc [345/1018] has challenged blizgerg [703/1242] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/08/21 17:39:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 12 days, 12:34:16 toward level 101.
[03/11/21 03:02:03] Kurenai [166/398] has come upon Globalirc [788/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:50 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[03/11/21 03:20:40] CornFly, Lnk, and Lemelisk [2615/3592] have team battled cirdan, MadMan, and Globalirc [1399/2983] and won! 1 day, 05:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 14:37:26] algernon, Jay_of_Delucia, and psycho [133/2103] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Mars, and Globalirc [2686/3434] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/21 15:39:30] Globalirc [213/1018] has come upon tmberg [1224/1602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:07:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/13/21 04:02:53] waifu [680/1160] has challenged Globalirc [765/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:50:42 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/13/21 18:00:17] dwfreed [678/1013] has challenged Globalirc [966/1018] in combat and lost! 11 days, 19:44:24 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/14/21 09:03:34] Globalirc [871/1018] has challenged SCSi [348/1235] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:49:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/16/21 07:23:21] Globalirc, Desspugne, and freeboson [1524/2672] have team battled blabber, brycec, and astropoint [659/2923] and won! 0 days, 02:35:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 14:04:56] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:14 towards level 101.
[03/16/21 16:31:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 0 days, 00:20:35 toward level 101.
[03/16/21 17:11:45] Globalirc [293/1018] has challenged Majak [942/1053] in combat and lost! 14 days, 17:58:43 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/17/21 01:56:26] Bahhumbug [421/992] has come upon Globalirc [61/1018] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:16:41 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[03/17/21 14:02:54] Globalirc [592/1018] has come upon astropoint [291/1035] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 06:33:13 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/18/21 00:09:34] TheSilentLink, Globalirc, and irix [1847/2737] have team battled psycho, Clearcasting, and simple [2142/2281] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 00:20:31] Globalirc [710/1018] has come upon freeboson [490/726] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 22:34:11 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/18/21 16:26:39] IdleMaster [628/832] has challenged Globalirc [360/1018] in combat and won! 30 days, 20:13:52 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/20/21 16:51:25] mordac [1194/1398] has come upon Globalirc [368/1018] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:27:39 is removed from mordac's clock.
[03/20/21 16:51:25] mordac has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 7 days, 19:36:54 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/20/21 21:38:28] Globalirc [305/1018] has challenged Misza [862/1443] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:54:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/21/21 02:04:40] GyrosGeier [330/438] has challenged Globalirc [393/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[03/21/21 08:03:02] golgy [413/940] has challenged Globalirc [589/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:17:28 is added to golgy's clock.
[03/23/21 23:00:50] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:35:12 towards level 102.
[03/25/21 01:15:29] Globalirc [734/1018] has come upon Khorne [160/911] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 04:40:52 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/25/21 20:32:34] GyrosGeier, i3d, and misha [1720/1936] have team battled sairis, Globalirc, and GilbertErik [1111/3058] and won! 0 days, 05:42:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/21 02:33:20] Globalirc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:13:06 towards level 102.
[03/26/21 07:53:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Globalirc 12 days, 08:33:44 toward level 102.
[03/27/21 16:11:09] TheSilentLink [75/742] has come upon Globalirc [309/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:05:38 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/28/21 00:04:13] Globalirc, lavamind, and Forud [1757/2835] have team battled mordac, Desspugne, and Ignotum [1797/2779] and lost! 2 days, 15:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/21 08:37:14] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:27:17 from level 102.
[03/28/21 09:15:59] lipek [70/1327] has come upon Globalirc [355/1018] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:43:12 is added to lipek's clock.
[03/29/21 01:14:15] Agent86 [98/1016] has come upon Globalirc [352/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:49 is added to Agent86's clock.
[03/29/21 15:30:36] Globalirc [981/1018] has challenged Birdbones [559/1297] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:15:14 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/31/21 01:13:54] Globalirc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:57:01 from level 102.
[03/31/21 01:38:55] blabber [380/821] has challenged Globalirc [858/1018] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:00:28 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/31/21 03:28:30] sheu [418/790] has come upon Globalirc [52/1018] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 07:43:59 is removed from sheu's clock.
[04/01/21 06:45:51] max [297/568] has challenged Globalirc [585/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:25 is added to max's clock.
[04/06/21 03:13:47] Globalirc [170/1018] has challenged phraktyl [284/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:03 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/06/21 09:50:32] MELOONi [574/777] has challenged Globalirc [820/1023] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:35:03 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/07/21 15:48:24] Asara, Globalirc, and buzzz [971/2429] have team battled TimWolla, sairis, and Eldoreth [567/3354] and won! 0 days, 06:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 19:00:44] dartainus [716/754] has come upon Globalirc [829/1023] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:24:33 is added to dartainus's clock.
[04/08/21 18:07:44] Globalirc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:36:06 from level 102.
[04/10/21 13:59:56] HeavyPodda [787/1136] has come upon Globalirc [92/1023] and taken them in combat! 29 days, 09:39:15 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/11/21 07:51:35] bisco [1364/1399] has come upon Globalirc [360/1023] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:42:40 is removed from bisco's clock.
[04/12/21 00:30:25] XBouBou [209/508] has come upon Globalirc [686/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:34:40 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[04/12/21 22:55:27] blackroot [134/430] has challenged Globalirc [538/1023] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:52:40 is added to blackroot's clock.
[04/12/21 22:58:46] Pontuzz, Globalirc, and LukeLR [1098/2730] have team battled StalkR, Birdbones, and buyoq [2141/2439] and lost! 2 days, 14:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/21 22:59:46] Globalirc [658/1023] has challenged aismallard [177/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:13:40 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/15/21 06:28:13] Forud [250/965] has come upon Globalirc [55/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:51:23 is removed from Forud's clock.
[04/15/21 12:28:39] brendan [459/1414] has come upon Globalirc [46/1023] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:38:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/16/21 02:17:39] Globalirc [133/1023] has challenged mordac [916/1379] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/16/21 21:12:01] Scar3cr0w [540/772] has come upon Globalirc [535/1023] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:46:46 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[04/19/21 06:22:39] Globalirc, cirdan, and Lnk [391/3024] have team battled freeboson, ToHellWithGA, and djm [2314/3006] and lost! 1 day, 13:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/21 14:30:31] soltys [977/998] has come upon Globalirc [30/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:39:40 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/19/21 18:29:03] Globalirc lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:15 from level 102.
[04/20/21 00:16:13] Lnk, AncalagonThBlack, and Globalirc [2411/3264] have team battled AsmDemon, WallIdl, and nickware [314/2716] and won! 1 day, 20:09:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/21 04:07:44] Orphic [136/533] has challenged Globalirc [129/1023] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:44:00 is removed from Orphic's clock.
[04/22/21 00:03:54] StalkR, Pontuzz, and idlerpgww [929/2043] have team battled Asara, Globalirc, and himuraken [1208/2825] and lost! 2 days, 23:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/21 18:41:34] Umbire [1/170] has challenged Globalirc [81/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:39 is added to Umbire's clock.
[04/23/21 02:16:26] Globalirc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:08 towards level 102.
[04/24/21 20:26:34] bigjay [629/1030] has challenged Globalirc [728/1023] in combat and lost! 15 days, 00:07:52 is added to bigjay's clock.
[04/27/21 10:54:03] himuraken [506/1018] has come upon Globalirc [644/1023] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:24:57 is added to himuraken's clock.
[04/27/21 13:19:26] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:54 towards level 102.
[04/27/21 18:31:23] Globalirc [103/1023] has come upon testing [131/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:57:48 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/01/21 09:10:10] Globalirc [666/1023] has come upon LordBanana [250/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:13 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/02/21 03:49:03] Globalirc [462/1023] has come upon lipek [1075/1327] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:37:49 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/02/21 13:35:36] Globalirc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:38 towards level 102.
[05/04/21 03:48:48] Globalirc got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:04 from level 102.
[05/04/21 05:56:55] Globalirc [652/1023] has come upon gdm [558/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:39:16 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/04/21 09:16:41] IdleMaster [635/858] has come upon Globalirc [359/1023] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 08:39:19 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/04/21 13:23:23] Globalirc, MetaNova, and Lemelisk [2987/3400] have team battled el, Jaglag, and cirdan [995/2859] and won! 0 days, 20:38:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 22:43:24] Globalirc [644/1023] has come upon csssuf [424/751] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:26:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/05/21 04:49:01] blabber, xs, and GilbertErik [1373/2537] have team battled golgy, Globalirc, and pants [1050/3394] and won! 0 days, 13:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 20:20:41] Globalirc invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:22 towards level 102.
[05/06/21 04:00:32] Globalirc [503/1023] has come upon dartainus [507/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/06/21 07:15:30] fattrat [179/1383] has challenged Globalirc [213/1023] in combat and lost! 16 days, 06:52:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 23:27:11] Globalirc [518/1023] has come upon lavamind [297/841] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/07/21 09:25:27] Globalirc [388/1023] has challenged szczur [258/412] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:43:39 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/07/21 17:06:05] rxcomm [704/1341] has come upon Globalirc [924/1023] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:13:12 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[05/08/21 00:52:50] Globalirc bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:37:19 from level 103.
[05/08/21 11:28:42] CornFly [870/1108] has challenged Globalirc [221/1023] in combat and won! 114 days, 00:42:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/09/21 12:44:23] bobvador [208/677] has come upon Globalirc [46/1023] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:57:43 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[05/09/21 17:51:02] sairis, csssuf, and SlowRiot [1855/2488] have team battled SSLbits, lipek, and Globalirc [1160/3252] and won! 1 day, 04:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/21 09:22:47] Birdbones [608/1312] has challenged Globalirc [775/1023] in combat and lost! 15 days, 03:29:28 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[05/10/21 23:29:23] CheeseSodaPunch [177/643] has come upon Globalirc [603/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:21:14 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[05/11/21 01:36:24] Globalirc died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 13:47:55 from level 103.
[05/11/21 07:57:42] trashicus, jayvee, and Herb_Tarlek [1036/2065] have team battled aismallard, xonic, and Globalirc [2051/2722] and lost! 0 days, 16:23:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 23:52:13] MetaNova [626/1062] has challenged Globalirc [390/1023] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:33:17 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/11/21 23:52:13] In the fierce battle, Globalirc dropped their level 59 ring! MetaNova picks it up, tossing their old level 58 ring to Globalirc.
[05/12/21 07:26:27] MightyDrv [240/348] has challenged Globalirc [380/1022] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to MightyDrv's clock.
[05/14/21 20:26:50] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:48:28 towards level 103.
[05/14/21 22:38:21] Globalirc, androphius, Ironhoof, and Misza have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/21 09:35:26] Jones [254/403] has challenged Globalirc [848/1022] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:01 is added to Jones's clock.
[05/17/21 06:25:29] Globalirc [419/1022] has challenged csssuf [4/746] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:54:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/17/21 09:45:48] makubex [93/145] has challenged Globalirc [423/1022] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:29 is added to makubex's clock.
[05/17/21 23:01:35] Globalirc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:04:53 towards level 103.
[05/18/21 14:08:41] Globalirc [648/1022] has come upon pfoley [133/582] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:42:45 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/19/21 04:08:26] LordBanana [85/470] has challenged Globalirc [733/1022] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:20 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[05/20/21 00:45:35] GilbertErik [1052/1164] has challenged Globalirc [242/1022] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:31:17 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/20/21 00:45:35] GilbertErik has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 6 days, 17:48:54 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/20/21 14:33:14] Globalirc [700/1022] has come upon CornFly [723/1194] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:22:01 is added to Globalirc's clock.