Player Info

User: Heisenberg
Class: physicist
Admin?: No
Level: 120
Next level: 4 days, 20:36:42
Status: Offline
Host: okket_!okket@pdpc/supporter/active/otimm
Account Created: Fri May 1 20:28:11 2015
Last login: Thu Apr 22 12:39:54 2021
Total time idled: 2131 days, 19:04:52
Current position: [103,221]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 116 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 56
charm: 39
gloves: 56
helm: 55 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 42
ring: 46
shield: 55
tunic: 89 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 294 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 848

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 404 days, 21:12:08
quit: 216 days, 06:23:56

total: 621 days, 03:36:04

Character Modifiers

[05/01/15 21:49:50] Heisenberg [2/4] has challenged Kratos [172/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/01/15 23:51:38] Heisenberg [2/42] has challenged clearcasting [60/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/02/15 00:26:42] Heisenberg [50/51] has challenged Shayanjm [477/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/02/15 01:39:45] Foofin [8/12] has challenged Heisenberg [4/63] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from Foofin's clock.
[05/02/15 16:48:26] Heisenberg [1/163] has challenged Egypt [11/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/02/15 20:16:42] Heisenberg [74/185] has challenged clearcasting [190/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/03/15 04:55:46] Heisenberg [163/207] has come upon ajhgfa [324/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/03/15 15:59:17] Heisenberg [109/212] has challenged Str1ngS [227/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/03/15 23:28:53] Heisenberg [190/212] has challenged ruan [331/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/04/15 00:32:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:52:53 from level 27.
[05/04/15 13:03:20] Heisenberg [230/246] has challenged clonak [83/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/04/15 13:03:20] In the fierce battle, clonak dropped his level 89 tunic! Heisenberg picks it up, tossing his old level 29 tunic to clonak.
[05/04/15 20:04:35] Pici, Akiyuki, and jholtom [1090/1662] have team battled Heisenberg, bendem, and honkybonky [1200/1349] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/15 20:56:21] Heisenberg [11/312] has challenged spaceCore [124/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/05/15 08:19:02] Heisenberg [183/355] has challenged MetaNova [38/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/05/15 18:33:20] Heisenberg [2/355] has challenged keepermurf [80/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/06/15 09:51:55] Heisenberg [104/391] has challenged yasdorian [772/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/06/15 10:00:16] grooverider, pixelate, and r00f [99/2014] have team battled arlen, zid, and Heisenberg [1614/1656] and lost! 1 day, 02:42:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/15 04:07:23] Heisenberg [278/391] has challenged merryfett [332/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/07/15 05:32:48] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:02 from level 33.
[05/07/15 06:47:10] Panick [289/467] has challenged Heisenberg [337/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Panick's clock.
[05/07/15 12:08:44] Misza [445/623] has challenged Heisenberg [340/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:06:23 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/07/15 15:44:41] Heisenberg [228/391] has come upon Foible [50/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:06:51 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/08/15 01:02:09] Heisenberg [386/404] has challenged Killerkid [271/571] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/08/15 20:06:38] Heisenberg [72/404] has challenged dxrt [260/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/09/15 03:23:16] Sir_Lemming [513/536] has challenged Heisenberg [89/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:44:05 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/10/15 00:36:29] Heisenberg [38/410] has challenged charitwo [52/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/11/15 09:57:58] Heisenberg [229/431] has challenged bendem [197/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/12/15 08:52:05] aarontc [49/588] has challenged Heisenberg [279/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:46:34 is added to aarontc's clock.
[05/12/15 12:52:01] eatssauve [97/165] has challenged Heisenberg [309/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to eatssauve's clock.
[05/12/15 13:36:46] ifsp [147/219] has come upon Heisenberg [185/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:21 is added to ifsp's clock.
[05/12/15 13:53:09] Heisenberg, soltys, and Killerkid [357/1468] have team battled Jareeta, Misza, and Danthemandoo [1934/2123] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/15 14:01:45] Nyarlathotep [181/396] has challenged Heisenberg [318/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[05/12/15 14:19:29] SlowRiot, Cypher, and nitzer [970/2495] have team battled Mateusz, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [481/1982] and won! 0 days, 00:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 16:46:37] Heisenberg [226/431] has challenged aucg [540/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/14/15 08:50:47] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:07 from level 38.
[05/14/15 13:22:38] Heisenberg [70/433] has challenged PersonalJ [222/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/14/15 17:39:52] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:53 towards level 39.
[05/15/15 18:24:54] jstg [456/503] has challenged Heisenberg [396/433] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:46:24 is removed from jstg's clock.
[05/16/15 11:30:05] Heisenberg [57/434] has challenged arlen [136/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/16/15 21:05:01] Virtual [43/1110] has challenged Heisenberg [120/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:49 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/18/15 10:47:08] yano and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 14:03:30] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:19 towards level 40.
[05/18/15 15:02:44] amdavies [39/380] has challenged Heisenberg [246/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to amdavies's clock.
[05/18/15 21:12:39] Heisenberg [419/434] has challenged MadHatter [192/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/19/15 08:31:58] spaceCore, Zanoab, and Heisenberg [319/1403] have team battled jholtom, Sir_Lemming, and EkimmI [950/1359] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/15 13:59:28] rharwood [239/305] has come upon Heisenberg [413/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:15 is added to rharwood's clock.
[05/20/15 03:00:09] Heisenberg [83/434] has come upon pants [39/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/20/15 17:54:46] Heisenberg [304/434] has come upon Adar [487/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/21/15 09:00:49] Heisenberg [344/434] has challenged csssuf [610/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/22/15 01:20:46] Heisenberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:14 from level 42.
[05/23/15 01:04:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 21:14:54 toward level 42.
[05/23/15 11:10:21] Heisenberg, Milquetoast, and Egypt [246/1183] have team battled bigjay, pipework, and ajhgfa [70/1459] and won! 0 days, 02:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/15 21:04:04] Heisenberg [222/434] has come upon sasaniak [467/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/23/15 22:05:23] Heisenberg [10/434] has challenged ruan [433/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/24/15 19:24:37] talso stole Heisenberg's level 89 tunic while they were sleeping! talso leaves his old level 83 tunic behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[05/25/15 11:11:36] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:42 towards level 43.
[05/25/15 17:35:30] Heisenberg lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:13 from level 43.
[05/27/15 00:56:54] elf, rharwood, and spaceCore [685/1638] have team battled Heisenberg, m0shbear, and CaptainKabluey [1548/1622] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/15 22:20:42] Heisenberg [397/434] has challenged gravis [254/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/28/15 00:29:52] ludjer, Heisenberg, and soltys [682/1317] have team battled jholtom, identd, and Totengeist [808/2197] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 03:12:27] Heisenberg [315/434] has come upon gazarsgo [210/296] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/28/15 14:15:56] Tesla, gravis, and Heisenberg [955/1302] have team battled keepermurf, a1291762, and talso [436/1975] and won! 0 days, 01:26:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/15 15:12:03] Heisenberg [298/434] has come upon Hydrogenum [412/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/30/15 10:28:51] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:48 towards level 44.
[05/31/15 15:09:05] Heisenberg [435/455] has challenged Jens [390/934] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/01/15 00:01:52] Heisenberg, gravis, and SirMonkeybox [1570/1773] have team battled CornFly, Cameron_D, and MadHatter [740/2268] and won! 0 days, 17:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 05:53:47] Heisenberg [0/455] has come upon mthw [590/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:49:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/01/15 07:19:08] talso stole Heisenberg's level 31 weapon while they were sleeping! talso leaves his old level 19 weapon behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[06/02/15 05:38:30] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:29 towards level 45.
[06/02/15 20:04:10] Heisenberg has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:23 from level 45.
[06/03/15 12:58:13] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:40 towards level 45.
[06/03/15 19:49:52] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:24 towards level 45.
[06/04/15 03:00:04] Heisenberg [313/446] has challenged mwhahaha [12/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/04/15 04:01:23] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:49 towards level 46.
[06/04/15 19:19:52] Heisenberg [220/446] has come upon keeper_c [443/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/05/15 04:02:29] discopig stole Heisenberg's level 49 set of leggings while they were sleeping! discopig leaves his old level 35 set of leggings behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[06/05/15 17:46:00] Heisenberg [125/431] has come upon greycat [368/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/05/15 19:00:07] dbRenaud [92/231] has challenged Heisenberg [198/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to dbRenaud's clock.
[06/06/15 05:56:48] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:34 towards level 46.
[06/06/15 08:38:48] Heisenberg [198/431] has come upon Ramsey [69/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/06/15 16:02:45] Heisenberg [243/431] has come upon ChasedSpade [475/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:22:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/06/15 16:38:27] Heisenberg [244/431] has come upon Virtual [758/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/15 09:25:16] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:41 towards level 46.
[06/07/15 11:50:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:33:24 from level 46.
[06/07/15 14:11:06] Heisenberg [53/431] has come upon Pici [392/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/15 15:34:52] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:51 from level 46.
[06/08/15 05:39:32] Heisenberg [297/431] has come upon jstg [199/641] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/15 20:33:58] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:29 towards level 46.
[06/08/15 20:59:09] Heisenberg [251/435] has challenged Darky [73/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/09/15 07:42:20] csssuf and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 19:48:49] Heisenberg [179/455] has challenged Avon [49/1106] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/15 07:25:42] strugart [18/714] has challenged Heisenberg [6/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:38:58 is removed from strugart's clock.
[06/13/15 05:03:38] Heisenberg [111/455] has come upon pants [285/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/13/15 07:35:32] likcoras [86/572] has challenged Heisenberg [266/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:57 is added to likcoras's clock.
[06/15/15 09:20:50] Heisenberg [445/455] has challenged Pici [238/671] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/15/15 14:39:25] Heisenberg [340/455] has come upon Agent86 [499/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:16:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/16/15 06:46:42] h00k, Egypt, and Heisenberg [510/1763] have team battled kensington, Unikitty, and idisjunction [522/1584] and lost! 1 day, 03:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/15 14:28:37] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:45 towards level 48.
[06/17/15 05:51:03] TauPan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 18:27:25] sjefen6 [179/434] has challenged Heisenberg [165/455] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:20:55 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[06/19/15 19:27:48] Heisenberg [290/455] has challenged Tazzlefoot [145/146] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/20/15 15:06:42] fattrat [119/620] has challenged Heisenberg [11/455] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/21/15 09:01:48] kork, Rarity, and Heisenberg [1462/1724] have team battled davidfg4, grooverider, and pfoley [2454/2931] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/15 02:34:29] XJR-9, gazarsgo, and Heisenberg [12/1512] have team battled Darky, ajhgfa, and Ladon [1520/1778] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/15 09:06:35] Heisenberg, Soappy, and grant050 [575/1914] have team battled gazarsgo, a1291762, and tmberg [163/1954] and won! 0 days, 02:04:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/15 13:44:15] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:06 towards level 48.
[06/22/15 16:59:14] Heisenberg [341/455] has challenged IdleBot [601/1523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/23/15 00:05:44] Gaius and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/15 00:48:56] strugart, Lemelisk, and naw [1341/1857] have team battled Heisenberg, nikoJ, and mthw [1362/1538] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/15 11:43:28] Ramsey, nfsnobody, and Heisenberg [538/1531] have team battled Chuck, MJ94, and hannesenator [13/1210] and won! 0 days, 10:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 23:08:57] Flynn, yano, and gravis [912/2124] have team battled ChasedSpade, Heisenberg, and Kitlith [541/1528] and won! 2 days, 12:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/15 18:51:35] abra0 [162/496] has challenged Heisenberg [400/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:05 is added to abra0's clock.
[06/26/15 06:55:20] jholtom [266/454] has challenged Heisenberg [379/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:14 is added to jholtom's clock.
[06/27/15 06:57:23] Heisenberg [119/455] has come upon shandor [524/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/27/15 07:21:19] Frogging101, Heisenberg, and fattrat [933/1647] have team battled greycat, idisjunction, and Avy [1454/1977] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/15 08:03:12] Heisenberg [138/455] has challenged JustAPerson [257/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:03:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/27/15 23:06:53] filinep and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 02:08:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 06:28:55 from level 49.
[06/28/15 11:26:17] PiotrekD, Heisenberg, and Agent86 [1138/1700] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Shayanjm, and pencho [843/1464] and won! 0 days, 00:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 11:50:56] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:28 towards level 49.
[06/29/15 21:55:02] Heisenberg [182/455] has come upon ruan [572/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:46:07 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/30/15 07:59:35] Booya [104/300] has challenged Heisenberg [224/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Booya's clock.
[07/03/15 04:13:03] yano, Heisenberg, and Tesla [183/1464] have team battled JustAPerson, Avy, and PiotrekD [69/1325] and won! 0 days, 04:59:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 22:15:52] Nuve, Heisenberg, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1003/1778] have team battled Evanna, goThic, and Brom [447/1152] and won! 0 days, 00:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 23:47:28] Heisenberg [274/463] has challenged L235 [32/483] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/04/15 00:14:24] Heisenberg [51/463] has come upon Killerkid [174/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:32:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/04/15 08:35:58] Heisenberg [302/463] has come upon Glorfindel [293/514] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:15:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/04/15 13:35:50] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:28 towards level 50.
[07/04/15 17:20:58] Heisenberg [425/463] has come upon Cypher [190/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/05/15 03:21:35] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:01 towards level 50.
[07/05/15 15:09:37] Heisenberg [213/463] has challenged shandor [678/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/07/15 01:08:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 2 days, 04:50:39 toward level 50.
[07/07/15 02:46:36] G33KY, soltys, and Agent86 [274/1855] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Heisenberg, and Meta [35/1867] and won! 4 days, 12:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 04:22:34] keepermurf [316/554] has challenged Heisenberg [16/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:46 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[07/08/15 04:08:47] eva42, spaceCore, and a1291762 [1605/1952] have team battled Heisenberg, darkmage, and PriceChild [1294/1561] and won! 3 days, 15:20:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 09:31:28] Heisenberg [361/463] has challenged fattrat [78/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/08/15 12:50:24] Heisenberg [197/463] has come upon eva42 [454/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/08/15 19:35:48] Heisenberg [108/463] has challenged greycat [261/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:18:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/09/15 00:12:16] Heisenberg [393/463] has come upon Tenorman [61/917] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:46:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/09/15 08:52:30] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:23 towards level 51.
[07/09/15 13:15:39] Fluttershy, vegadark, and Booya [1580/1665] have team battled Heisenberg, XJR-9, and naw [1645/1701] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/15 10:17:06] csssuf, Darky, and dxrt [1179/2352] have team battled agrajag, Heisenberg, and sasaniak [1453/1830] and lost! 1 day, 17:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/15 05:09:10] bigjay and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/15 10:44:00] Heisenberg, a1291762, and Danthemandoo [1506/1726] have team battled elf, Sixbierehomme, and Glorfindel [579/2149] and won! 0 days, 01:55:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/15 16:09:55] Heisenberg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:39 from level 51.
[07/14/15 21:49:29] Heisenberg [461/463] has challenged bigjay [202/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/15/15 09:55:59] XJR-9 [384/695] has challenged Heisenberg [52/463] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:26:38 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[07/15/15 18:24:02] unicron [177/251] has challenged Heisenberg [310/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/16/15 15:47:40] Heisenberg [22/463] has come upon vrillusions [1063/1081] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/16/15 21:11:48] Heisenberg [173/466] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [51/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/17/15 00:00:07] VoidFox stole Heisenberg's level 28 amulet while they were sleeping! VoidFox leaves his old level 16 amulet behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[07/17/15 02:21:14] darkmage [89/588] has challenged Heisenberg [34/453] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/17/15 11:39:27] fattrat [565/740] has come upon Heisenberg [240/453] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:09:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/17/15 16:59:38] identd and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/15 01:05:35] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:24 from level 52.
[07/18/15 05:28:35] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:37 towards level 52.
[07/18/15 08:16:37] Heisenberg [70/453] has come upon Ladon [543/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:14:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/18/15 08:17:01] Heisenberg, Darky, and Silvanus_Betrium [591/1688] have team battled CornFly, Totengeist, and neurospex [1357/2837] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 02:55:08] Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and Heisenberg [1078/2333] have team battled Ladon, Avy, and Sir_Lemming [1220/1620] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/15 16:32:55] ChiefRA, Heisenberg, and yond [786/2059] have team battled JZTech101, astropoint, and Soappy [29/1881] and won! 1 day, 18:52:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 07:06:56] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:45 towards level 52.
[07/23/15 09:45:27] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:51 towards level 52.
[07/23/15 20:23:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 09:35:18 toward level 52.
[07/25/15 15:25:59] Heisenberg [118/453] has challenged identd [615/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/26/15 07:32:00] Heisenberg [382/453] has challenged MetaNova [130/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/26/15 10:31:29] Bl4ckD34tH [6/12] has challenged Heisenberg [66/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[07/26/15 18:50:16] Heisenberg [303/453] has challenged Agent86 [373/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/27/15 14:39:32] pixelate, XVar, and Simie [955/1739] have team battled iViLe, Sixbierehomme, and Heisenberg [385/2147] and won! 2 days, 10:54:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/15 08:49:59] RBecker [24/416] has challenged Heisenberg [271/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:25:13 is added to RBecker's clock.
[07/29/15 18:02:26] simple [260/566] has challenged Heisenberg [79/453] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:53:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/15 07:00:46] Heisenberg [186/453] has come upon darkmage [274/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:41:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/30/15 19:00:03] Heisenberg [156/453] has come upon NezumiRyu [354/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:06:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/31/15 12:49:00] hazelnut, Virtual, and kapitanluffy [1065/1982] have team battled Heisenberg, Meta, and r00f [158/1426] and won! 0 days, 03:05:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/15 00:10:58] Heisenberg [120/453] has come upon Simie [804/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:40:11 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/01/15 00:24:54] Heisenberg [281/453] has come upon csssuf [414/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:36:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/02/15 16:11:18] Heisenberg and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/15 01:39:52] Heisenberg [383/453] has challenged pants [347/457] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:16:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/03/15 05:38:44] Heisenberg was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:19 from level 53.
[08/04/15 19:35:45] droogie, EkimmI, and Heisenberg [306/1935] have team battled nitzer, mthw, and argus [447/2074] and lost! 2 days, 01:35:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/15 16:25:46] yasdorian and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/15 21:31:55] Heisenberg, Vivec, and arlen [1144/1462] have team battled Sixbierehomme, spaceCore, and aucg [1335/1913] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 06:44:26] fattrat [395/748] has challenged Heisenberg [233/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:40 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/09/15 06:44:26] fattrat has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:25:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/09/15 20:14:08] Heisenberg, Asara, and vegadark [278/1800] have team battled sedrik, grooverider, and discopig [2301/2441] and lost! 1 day, 17:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 00:21:48] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:07 towards level 53.
[08/10/15 04:36:42] Str1ngS, Heisenberg, and Regnor [314/1667] have team battled Midsandhighs, tiwake, and MontyZuma [1435/2216] and lost! 1 day, 18:50:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 06:10:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 2 days, 05:38:35 toward level 53.
[08/11/15 20:58:51] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:45 towards level 53.
[08/13/15 04:48:52] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:39 towards level 53.
[08/13/15 12:23:59] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:08 towards level 53.
[08/14/15 09:24:17] mthw [299/636] has challenged Heisenberg [268/457] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:05:35 is removed from mthw's clock.
[08/14/15 13:36:01] GeckoKun [102/182] has challenged Heisenberg [456/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to GeckoKun's clock.
[08/14/15 15:26:16] redlegion [90/427] has challenged Heisenberg [136/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:54 is added to redlegion's clock.
[08/15/15 03:29:29] tiwake, Birdbones, Heisenberg, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/15 09:53:15] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:15:08 from level 53.
[08/15/15 15:41:52] Milquetoast, Jareeta, and grant050 [1482/1906] have team battled yond, Heisenberg, and Gaius [211/1975] and won! 0 days, 23:59:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/15 22:19:55] EkimmI, Heisenberg, and kensington [146/1516] have team battled Totengeist, kenyon, and Satoshi [432/2935] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/15 05:16:32] Heisenberg and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/15 08:08:12] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:07 towards level 53.
[08/16/15 17:33:59] Heisenberg [451/457] has come upon zz [124/228] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/17/15 04:30:59] vegadark, Furry, and simple [385/1662] have team battled keepermurf, Cenhinen, and Heisenberg [81/1577] and won! 1 day, 18:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 06:26:13] Heisenberg [504/585] has challenged bendem [88/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/18/15 04:23:16] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:09 towards level 54.
[08/18/15 06:49:25] Heisenberg [262/585] has come upon reveal [150/332] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:14:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/18/15 10:06:54] Heisenberg and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/15 18:01:10] Heisenberg and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/15 02:57:01] Ramsey, yasdorian, and Heisenberg [1783/1809] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, droogie, and Prometheus [1793/2132] and lost! 0 days, 10:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/15 11:40:26] tangerine [192/518] has challenged Heisenberg [195/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:52 is added to tangerine's clock.
[08/25/15 14:43:57] yano and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/15 09:33:44] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:59 towards level 54.
[08/27/15 02:54:22] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:30 towards level 54.
[08/28/15 02:09:30] Andries [55/492] has challenged Heisenberg [351/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:01 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/28/15 04:18:11] Agent86 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/15 20:27:55] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:11 from level 54.
[08/29/15 09:16:48] Heisenberg [459/585] has challenged Fluttershy [214/827] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/29/15 13:23:10] Heisenberg [50/585] has challenged hannesenator [397/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:21:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/29/15 16:28:58] daemoneye [314/448] has come upon Heisenberg [297/585] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:55:43 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[08/29/15 18:12:55] Heisenberg [388/585] has come upon PriceChild [197/510] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:49:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/30/15 14:06:00] ruan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/15 14:25:16] Soappy [410/1087] has come upon Heisenberg [544/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:12 is added to Soappy's clock.
[08/31/15 12:43:09] Heisenberg [137/585] has come upon keeper_c [953/1169] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:01:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/31/15 14:46:20] Brom, Gizmokid2005, and IdleMaster [1121/1989] have team battled Heisenberg, Cenhinen, and ajhgfa [1071/1693] and won! 0 days, 14:13:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/15 05:58:53] Heisenberg [40/585] has come upon aucg [285/703] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/01/15 09:48:58] Heisenberg [91/585] has challenged kensington [54/518] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:00:51 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/01/15 13:50:26] dindinx [297/644] has challenged Heisenberg [152/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:50:27 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/02/15 06:04:57] Heisenberg, mwheeler, and Adar [1046/1371] have team battled kork, merx, and neurospex [273/1902] and won! 0 days, 02:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 08:20:57] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:07:01 from level 55.
[09/03/15 22:08:59] Ttech [1258/1369] has come upon Heisenberg [91/585] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:13:12 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/04/15 08:12:23] x86_64, Majak, and Heisenberg [1204/1355] have team battled Cameron_D, bl4ckscor3, and Sir_Lemming [1804/2071] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/15 16:11:01] zid, neurospex, vrillusions, and Heisenberg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/15 21:40:11] Heisenberg, vegadark, and Unikitty [1491/1633] have team battled honkybonky, bigjay, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1319/2580] and won! 0 days, 20:31:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 05:19:39] mwhahaha, L235, and Heisenberg [1046/1574] have team battled Milquetoast, sasaniak, and simple [699/1833] and won! 0 days, 17:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 15:12:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 19:06:13 toward level 55.
[09/05/15 15:40:53] identd and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 21:59:01] RBecker and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/15 03:22:18] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:55 towards level 55.
[09/07/15 04:22:41] ryushe [485/891] has come upon Heisenberg [476/585] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:57:25 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[09/07/15 04:22:41] ryushe has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:55:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/08/15 05:52:33] Heisenberg [492/585] has challenged Adar [32/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/08/15 09:01:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 05:15:07 toward level 55.
[09/08/15 19:58:04] Heisenberg [160/585] has challenged Kyree [573/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/08/15 20:12:51] zbart and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 20:44:31] Heisenberg [71/585] has challenged LordH [385/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/15 21:02:20] SmOkE_RU, droogie, and MJ94 [1459/1814] have team battled Evrial, vrillusions, and Heisenberg [1105/1887] and won! 0 days, 02:59:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 07:49:52] Fluttershy, Crazycatlady, and zbart [651/1773] have team battled Kinsmir, Heisenberg, and Agent86 [740/1671] and lost! 2 days, 11:35:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/15 23:52:33] Heisenberg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:02:58 from level 56.
[09/11/15 15:21:56] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:09 towards level 56.
[09/12/15 06:17:29] Heisenberg [170/589] has come upon Sixbierehomme [647/756] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:36:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/13/15 01:25:11] Heisenberg [148/589] has come upon Bkid [48/442] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:09:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/14/15 05:15:36] JustAPerson, Heisenberg, and zid [1386/1974] have team battled shandor, Agent86, and vegadark [402/1725] and won! 3 days, 10:47:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 02:15:47] Heisenberg, irix, and Gaius [392/2251] have team battled bigjay, Asara, and aowsenek [1070/1973] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/15 03:52:03] Heisenberg [196/589] has come upon L235 [407/487] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:21:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/15/15 06:20:38] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:10 towards level 56.
[09/15/15 22:49:57] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:19 towards level 56.
[09/16/15 03:20:11] MetaNova, ekaron, and Heisenberg [750/1270] have team battled L235, LordH, and mthw [432/1796] and won! 0 days, 01:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 09:00:08] AngryParsley, clonak, and Heisenberg [209/2042] have team battled mthw, Killerkid, and godog [1031/1793] and lost! 3 days, 00:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 19:04:19] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:57 towards level 56.
[09/17/15 00:19:46] Heisenberg [576/589] has come upon damyan [510/756] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:21:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/17/15 04:44:40] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:34 towards level 56.
[09/17/15 07:52:28] sasaniak [94/707] has challenged Heisenberg [136/589] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/17/15 15:43:55] Adar and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 04:25:20] Heisenberg [468/589] has challenged Darky [31/763] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/18/15 06:26:10] Heisenberg [238/589] has challenged tmberg [835/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/18/15 14:20:47] Heisenberg [153/589] has come upon ekaron [162/241] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:21:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/19/15 00:35:28] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:17 towards level 56.
[09/19/15 09:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 2 days, 17:26:36 toward level 56.
[09/19/15 16:12:20] Heisenberg [99/589] has come upon x86_64 [85/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:32:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/19/15 20:00:52] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:27 towards level 56.
[09/20/15 00:23:42] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:34 towards level 56.
[09/20/15 00:23:51] Heisenberg [588/589] has come upon argus [702/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/20/15 04:06:40] Samus [124/388] has challenged Heisenberg [580/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Samus's clock.
[09/20/15 21:17:32] yasdorian, Heisenberg, and cirdan [1301/2056] have team battled Boohbah, Ladon, and Bkid [526/1878] and won! 0 days, 16:47:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 00:29:27] DrOfBaconNomics [29/149] has challenged Heisenberg [565/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/15 18:22:45] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:17 towards level 56.
[09/23/15 09:26:17] Heisenberg and Tesla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/15 16:51:21] Forge [317/342] has challenged Heisenberg [473/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Forge's clock.
[09/23/15 19:35:36] Heisenberg [117/606] has challenged RBecker [275/416] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/15 13:56:29] Heisenberg [97/606] has come upon Str1ngS [8/415] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:43:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/15 17:39:17] Heisenberg [184/606] has come upon iynque [52/345] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:59:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/25/15 04:25:06] Heisenberg [542/606] has challenged micah [207/208] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:43:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/25/15 10:10:17] thero [93/169] has challenged Heisenberg [591/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to thero's clock.
[09/26/15 07:34:18] Heisenberg [319/606] has challenged Satoshi [495/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:42:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/27/15 15:45:08] Ladon [706/804] has challenged Heisenberg [241/606] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:31:26 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[09/28/15 15:47:13] Zytho [28/52] has challenged Heisenberg [349/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Zytho's clock.
[09/30/15 07:00:00] yasdorian [453/682] has challenged Heisenberg [280/606] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:57:47 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[10/02/15 11:11:16] VoidFox, kork, and zokko [515/1193] have team battled Pici, suterismus, and Heisenberg [881/2481] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/15 11:36:29] Dan_` [176/295] has challenged Heisenberg [215/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[10/02/15 16:37:29] Zos [17/46] has challenged Heisenberg [311/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Zos's clock.
[10/02/15 20:24:42] Heisenberg [356/606] has challenged darkmage [890/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/03/15 10:07:19] Hitler [35/95] has challenged Heisenberg [233/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Hitler's clock.
[10/03/15 10:31:27] rharwood [184/664] has come upon Heisenberg [436/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:31:49 is added to rharwood's clock.
[10/03/15 13:02:44] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of his weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/15 00:27:18] KyloRen [44/290] has challenged Heisenberg [237/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/04/15 00:30:24] Heisenberg, fattrat, and Str1ngS [34/1794] have team battled yano, iynque, and kork [1255/1379] and lost! 3 days, 02:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 00:55:05] Heisenberg [470/622] has come upon bendem [104/542] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:20:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/04/15 16:52:35] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:15 towards level 57.
[10/04/15 20:33:57] Heisenberg, Gaius, and Cameron_D [205/2401] have team battled hannesenator, DrOfBaconNomics, and godog [727/1392] and lost! 2 days, 21:27:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/15 04:42:00] Heisenberg [621/622] has come upon damyan [450/759] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:17:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/15 09:07:11] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:46 towards level 57.
[10/05/15 12:19:48] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of his weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/15 20:31:37] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:28 towards level 57.
[10/06/15 02:52:15] Heisenberg [65/640] has challenged Regnor [680/811] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/08/15 08:44:25] sedrik and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/15 15:37:57] aucg, Heisenberg, and Tamini [1362/1966] have team battled gipyelrah, mwheeler, and astropoint [82/2088] and won! 1 day, 17:57:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 23:33:44] Heisenberg [298/640] has come upon SlowRiot [674/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:48:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/10/15 05:28:36] neurospex [401/1216] has challenged Heisenberg [545/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:10 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/10/15 11:30:47] m0shbear [50/823] has challenged Heisenberg [220/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:24 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/12/15 16:46:29] sjefen6 [88/392] has come upon Heisenberg [338/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:53:16 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/13/15 02:25:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 12:50:24 toward level 57.
[10/13/15 10:08:11] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:57 towards level 57.
[10/13/15 23:32:35] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:11 towards level 57.
[10/14/15 04:58:03] Heisenberg [280/640] has come upon pants [29/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:51 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/14/15 22:11:13] Heisenberg [270/640] has challenged droogie [443/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:11 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/15/15 12:09:12] Tzic [105/322] has challenged Heisenberg [103/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[10/15/15 16:23:24] Heisenberg [150/640] has challenged ChasedSpade [534/599] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/15/15 19:19:03] daemoneye [539/607] has challenged Heisenberg [255/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:15:51 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[10/15/15 22:20:13] Heisenberg [551/640] has challenged argus [195/706] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:46:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/15 19:17:50] Heisenberg [291/640] has come upon Akiyuki [172/551] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:49:00 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/18/15 16:25:30] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:59:01 from level 58.
[10/18/15 18:34:01] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:02 towards level 58.
[10/19/15 11:59:14] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:47 towards level 58.
[10/19/15 14:59:38] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:55 towards level 58.
[10/20/15 11:05:07] PinkiePie [224/422] has challenged Heisenberg [228/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/20/15 22:08:38] AWildColin, Heisenberg, and DelayedReactions [45/1345] have team battled lutoma, Phoon, and nfsnobody [903/1469] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 23:07:07] Heisenberg [362/640] has challenged CornFly [596/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/20/15 23:26:59] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:41 towards level 58.
[10/23/15 03:08:00] simple [18/668] has challenged Heisenberg [455/640] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/15 11:02:46] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:26:35 from level 58.
[10/23/15 12:30:15] Plasmastar [192/365] has challenged Heisenberg [466/640] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:45:24 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/23/15 13:27:49] Frogging101 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 07:46:47] Heisenberg [467/640] has challenged bendem [150/542] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:12:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/25/15 08:47:13] Heisenberg [423/640] has challenged fattrat [228/758] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:26:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/25/15 16:50:20] Heisenberg [123/640] has challenged Andries [378/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:56:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/27/15 13:04:26] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:04 towards level 58.
[10/28/15 00:13:54] Heisenberg [305/640] has challenged RBecker [408/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/28/15 05:40:30] Heisenberg [12/640] has come upon Majak [323/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:07 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/29/15 09:25:54] Heisenberg [373/640] has challenged clearcasting [485/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/29/15 10:15:12] Pici [551/693] has challenged Heisenberg [80/640] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from Pici's clock.
[10/30/15 18:35:44] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:09 towards level 58.
[10/31/15 21:32:12] Kable [205/384] has challenged Heisenberg [351/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Kable's clock.
[11/02/15 05:19:34] Heisenberg [390/640] has come upon andoruh [54/370] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/02/15 11:38:45] a1291762 [72/975] has challenged Heisenberg [338/640] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:28:25 is added to a1291762's clock.
[11/03/15 05:49:49] Heisenberg [437/640] has come upon pfoley [398/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:08:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/03/15 21:26:20] Heisenberg [149/640] has come upon ChiefRA [160/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/04/15 01:32:48] SirMonkeybox, D-NICE, and blizgerg [1317/1807] have team battled Heisenberg, Globalirc, and argus [805/1668] and won! 0 days, 00:49:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 02:51:59] Heisenberg [593/640] has challenged d34th [88/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/04/15 03:52:18] Heisenberg [568/640] has challenged aucg [421/721] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/04/15 07:17:21] Heisenberg [432/640] has come upon vox [140/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:20:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/04/15 09:26:21] rinse_and_repeat [6/17] has challenged Heisenberg [582/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to rinse_and_repeat's clock.
[11/04/15 12:37:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 06:32:06 toward level 58.
[11/05/15 01:19:07] Heisenberg [282/640] has challenged grant050 [10/385] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/05/15 17:37:40] Heisenberg reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/15 20:15:27] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:57:24 towards level 59.
[11/05/15 23:16:45] grant050 [296/395] has challenged Heisenberg [90/644] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from grant050's clock.
[11/06/15 16:59:17] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:10:37 from level 59.
[11/06/15 23:14:07] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:55:23 towards level 59.
[11/07/15 09:06:39] Heisenberg [397/644] has come upon pixelate [62/507] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:32:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/07/15 09:20:31] Heisenberg [595/644] has come upon Tzic [24/336] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:45:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/07/15 16:29:50] Firien, cirdan, and nfsnobody [744/1761] have team battled Heisenberg, gipyelrah, and MetaNova [2172/2224] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/15 17:06:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 3 days, 21:24:21 toward level 59.
[11/08/15 23:20:08] beefnog, Heisenberg, and Satoshi [1910/1936] have team battled SchrodingersScat, r00f, and Alric` [1129/1773] and won! 0 days, 09:32:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 21:35:52] Stender, Oooooog, and VoidFox [186/1281] have team battled agrajag, Heisenberg, and suterismus [602/2524] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/15 22:05:27] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:41 towards level 59.
[11/13/15 15:13:10] ruan, Pici, and Heisenberg [1424/1796] have team battled lipek, unicron, and Beavis [100/2872] and won! 1 day, 19:42:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 18:50:01] SpaceKookie [187/225] has challenged Heisenberg [322/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/14/15 20:45:32] Heisenberg [501/644] has come upon x86_64 [107/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:30:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/15/15 02:26:50] Heisenberg [359/644] has come upon Str1ngS [249/412] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:29:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/16/15 15:27:23] Heisenberg [238/644] has challenged Kitlith [553/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/16/15 17:28:04] Heisenberg [407/644] has challenged r00f [488/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/17/15 03:19:05] Heisenberg, Agent86, and master_j [1517/1927] have team battled holloway, SmOkE_RU, and eva42 [824/1703] and won! 0 days, 17:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 21:50:05] Heisenberg [357/644] has come upon tmberg [640/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:50 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/18/15 12:17:22] kork, eva42, and SpaceKookie [648/1490] have team battled Heisenberg, freeboson, and SynthesizerPatel [333/2124] and won! 0 days, 04:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 23:38:45] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:20 towards level 59.
[11/20/15 04:31:56] Heisenberg [431/644] has challenged andrewhuntley [41/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/20/15 04:46:21] Heisenberg, nitzer, and suterismus [1599/2522] have team battled Jareeta, tmberg, and Furry [1789/2405] and lost! 4 days, 00:39:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/15 16:47:24] Heisenberg [267/644] has come upon dindinx [206/646] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:57:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/21/15 00:03:06] RBecker [523/694] has challenged Heisenberg [83/644] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:26:09 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[11/21/15 03:35:13] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:11:45 towards level 60.
[11/23/15 05:50:41] splinny, lutoma, and CornFly [762/2172] have team battled Zero, Heisenberg, and iViLe [1234/2023] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 11:23:11] Heisenberg [114/644] has challenged fattrat [440/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:25:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/24/15 04:09:40] Doctor, Heisenberg, and Bl4ckD34tH [1945/2020] have team battled petrichor, Milquetoast, and lipek [1491/2275] and won! 0 days, 13:39:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 01:32:10] Heisenberg [639/644] has come upon ChiefRA [121/478] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:17:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/25/15 18:05:02] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:55 towards level 60.
[11/26/15 00:53:58] Heisenberg [140/644] has come upon unicron [534/659] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/15 03:22:12] Heisenberg [132/644] has come upon Firien [221/330] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:27:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/27/15 20:19:12] Heisenberg [545/650] has come upon astropoint [132/617] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:33:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/28/15 03:08:34] Heisenberg [614/650] has challenged IdleBot [1188/1524] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:42:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/28/15 08:33:31] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:29 towards level 60.
[11/29/15 10:18:42] Heisenberg [325/650] has challenged SchrodingersScat [237/389] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:38:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/29/15 13:50:56] Heisenberg [372/650] has come upon MadHatter [234/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:51:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/29/15 23:01:14] SpaceKookie [182/313] has challenged Heisenberg [95/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/30/15 17:43:12] Heisenberg [634/650] has come upon sasaniak [565/725] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:43:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/30/15 18:04:14] Heisenberg [192/650] has come upon MrGlass [285/340] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:39:33 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/30/15 21:19:55] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:56 towards level 60.
[12/01/15 05:59:58] Bkid and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/15 22:44:45] Heisenberg [330/650] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [52/520] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/01/15 23:52:07] dodobrain, Jareeta, and Heisenberg [1504/2083] have team battled iViLe, Simie, and godog [741/2493] and won! 0 days, 13:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 16:56:15] Heisenberg [295/650] has come upon TauPan [211/314] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:12:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/02/15 19:53:00] Heisenberg [48/650] has challenged darkmage [219/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/04/15 20:11:18] SmOkE_RU [232/534] has challenged Heisenberg [109/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:22 is removed from SmOkE_RU's clock.
[12/05/15 16:19:10] grant050 [357/398] has challenged Heisenberg [215/650] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:06:45 is removed from grant050's clock.
[12/05/15 20:29:42] Heisenberg [587/650] has come upon Arch-TK [109/297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:23:17 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/15 15:06:44] Douhet [81/545] has challenged Heisenberg [540/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Douhet's clock.
[12/07/15 06:17:20] Heisenberg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:18 from level 60.
[12/07/15 10:37:30] 0rion [121/171] has challenged Heisenberg [191/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to 0rion's clock.
[12/07/15 13:36:37] Heisenberg [632/650] has challenged lipek [917/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/09/15 02:18:07] Heisenberg [463/650] has challenged freeboson [690/805] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/09/15 23:00:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 18:01:26 from level 61.
[12/09/15 23:22:47] Heisenberg [103/650] has come upon Adar [332/465] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:09:29 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/10/15 01:52:30] Jaximo [217/250] has challenged Heisenberg [643/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Jaximo's clock.
[12/10/15 03:01:03] ProdigalTim [10/198] has challenged Heisenberg [223/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to ProdigalTim's clock.
[12/11/15 06:52:50] Heisenberg [236/650] has come upon rharwood [53/674] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:12:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/11/15 10:57:16] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:04:27 towards level 61.
[12/12/15 22:53:34] Sixbierehomme [144/762] has challenged Heisenberg [448/650] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/12/15 23:39:45] freeboson and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 23:48:52] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:31:51 towards level 61.
[12/15/15 04:39:47] Diitto and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 06:35:18] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:10 towards level 61.
[12/15/15 07:20:38] MadHatter, Virtual, and Gmane [353/1630] have team battled JeDaYoshi, Samus, and Heisenberg [1599/1666] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/15 00:11:42] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:15:00 towards level 61.
[12/16/15 05:24:35] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, Virtual, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/15 21:22:03] Heisenberg [521/650] has come upon a1291762 [712/963] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:30:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/15 06:08:17] Heisenberg [528/650] has challenged theemstra [417/476] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:58:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/15 14:40:54] Heisenberg [548/650] has come upon Zaratustra [649/685] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:20:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/15 16:16:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 08:31:24 from level 61.
[12/18/15 10:19:37] Jareeta [449/1043] has challenged Heisenberg [331/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:29:27 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[12/18/15 14:24:14] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:44 towards level 61.
[12/19/15 03:02:06] Babar, CornFly, and Oooooog [1800/2385] have team battled Heisenberg, ProdigalTim, and bendem [302/1496] and won! 1 day, 23:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 14:10:51] lutoma stole Heisenberg's level 35 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! lutoma leaves his old level 26 pair of gloves behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[12/23/15 14:27:40] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:11:40 towards level 61.
[12/23/15 15:10:18] Heisenberg [345/640] has challenged splinny [410/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:52:59 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/24/15 15:17:55] Xyrael, Globalirc, iynque, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/15 09:01:48] allo [211/485] has come upon Heisenberg [222/640] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:39:50 is added to allo's clock.
[12/26/15 00:13:48] argus and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 23:32:20] Heisenberg [315/641] has come upon Frogging101 [298/463] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:19:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/28/15 03:28:06] kier [65/478] has challenged Heisenberg [582/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to kier's clock.
[12/29/15 10:33:19] Heisenberg [399/641] has come upon strugart [421/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:57:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/29/15 15:27:39] Str1ngS [60/432] has challenged Heisenberg [565/641] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:32:42 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[12/29/15 23:54:52] kork [84/353] has come upon Heisenberg [376/641] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:52:16 is added to kork's clock.
[12/30/15 09:16:17] Heisenberg [620/641] has challenged clonak [220/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:04:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/01/16 15:30:56] Heisenberg [166/641] has come upon Boohbah [533/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:03:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/16 01:40:44] rharwood [399/674] has challenged Heisenberg [598/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:30 is added to rharwood's clock.
[01/03/16 00:16:10] Heisenberg and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 12:00:12] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:53 towards level 61.
[01/03/16 12:18:19] Heisenberg [308/641] has come upon kenyon [969/1490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/03/16 16:44:44] RistoUuranmaki stole Heisenberg's level 26 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 18 pair of gloves behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[01/03/16 20:51:33] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:09 towards level 61.
[01/04/16 02:18:10] Ttech [576/1370] has come upon Heisenberg [437/632] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:27:43 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/04/16 05:51:28] Totengeist [593/805] has challenged Heisenberg [552/632] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[01/04/16 06:48:10] JensRex, 0rion, and Heisenberg [342/1290] have team battled kier, anal0g, and Tenorman [1588/1774] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/16 11:02:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 10:50:12 from level 61.
[01/05/16 14:37:58] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:07 towards level 61.
[01/05/16 16:52:09] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:12 towards level 61.
[01/06/16 03:40:20] keeper_c, MadHatter, and KeboDK [1615/2070] have team battled honkybonky, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [1616/2265] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/16 08:41:39] Heisenberg [17/632] has come upon tiwake [71/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/06/16 12:19:07] Nyarlathotep stole Heisenberg's level 50 shield while they were sleeping! Nyarlathotep leaves his old level 45 shield behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[01/08/16 13:08:29] Heisenberg and godog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 01:03:06] SmOkE_RU and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 01:39:57] darkmage, Totengeist, and Ironhoof [1805/2169] have team battled Heisenberg, lutoma, and strugart [943/2257] and won! 0 days, 08:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 02:19:51] Heisenberg [181/627] has come upon yano [509/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/11/16 06:47:03] Heisenberg [228/627] has come upon alexj [310/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/12/16 06:24:36] Heisenberg [387/627] has come upon r00f [306/686] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:49:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/12/16 17:45:06] yano, abra0, and Heisenberg [1026/1897] have team battled Glorfindel, KyloRen, and Lemelisk [1965/2508] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/16 21:53:30] Heisenberg [579/627] has challenged Cameron_D [690/1056] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/13/16 01:52:15] Heisenberg [365/627] has come upon tspange [277/325] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:53:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/14/16 13:21:43] SirMonkeybox and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/16 16:36:06] Heisenberg [123/627] has challenged Tenorman [171/763] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:05:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/16/16 09:51:13] Heisenberg [303/627] has challenged tiwake [135/981] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:26:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/16/16 23:10:26] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:02 towards level 62.
[01/18/16 01:28:32] KeboDK [52/425] has challenged Heisenberg [89/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[01/19/16 00:14:22] Oooooog [242/474] has challenged Heisenberg [430/627] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:01:23 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[01/19/16 18:21:13] reim [270/643] has challenged Heisenberg [232/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:31:35 is removed from reim's clock.
[01/19/16 19:34:44] Ironhoof, m0shbear, and bendem [532/1811] have team battled Virtual, Heisenberg, and charitwo [778/2022] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/16 03:13:07] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:37:52 towards level 62.
[01/20/16 05:06:30] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:00:16 towards level 62.
[01/20/16 05:10:50] Heisenberg [266/627] has come upon dindinx [69/638] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:39:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/20/16 12:06:58] Crazycatlady and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/16 06:35:11] brendan [595/972] has challenged Heisenberg [11/627] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:21:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/21/16 19:40:03] Heisenberg [333/627] has challenged ChasedSpade [124/649] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:17:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/21/16 23:38:44] SpaceKookie [95/395] has come upon Heisenberg [5/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:02:23 is removed from SpaceKookie's clock.
[01/23/16 05:17:15] Heisenberg and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 11:46:59] Heisenberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:09:21 from level 62.
[01/23/16 17:14:18] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:56 towards level 62.
[01/24/16 04:06:45] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:02 towards level 62.
[01/24/16 08:40:55] SirMonkeybox and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 21:26:16] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:15 towards level 62.
[01/25/16 01:04:56] Bilzerian [80/225] has challenged Heisenberg [371/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Bilzerian's clock.
[01/25/16 07:29:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 14:11:50 from level 62.
[01/25/16 22:53:54] Heisenberg [45/627] has come upon Totengeist [604/805] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:22:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/25/16 23:34:06] Heisenberg [586/627] has come upon jdb [12/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:52:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/25/16 23:34:06] Heisenberg has dealt jdb a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:05:20 is added to jdb's clock.
[01/26/16 18:25:01] sedrik [618/864] has challenged Heisenberg [447/627] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:20:04 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[01/26/16 19:25:22] Heisenberg [128/627] has challenged realtime [210/290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:12:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/27/16 07:43:30] allo [434/485] has come upon Heisenberg [499/627] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:00:07 is added to allo's clock.
[01/27/16 08:12:41] godog, joek, and a1291762 [2086/2149] have team battled Heisenberg, NoodleCake, and Agent86 [818/1635] and won! 0 days, 17:16:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 08:37:08] Heisenberg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Heisenberg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/16 15:08:01] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:04 towards level 62.
[01/31/16 10:42:56] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:34:35 from level 62.
[02/01/16 03:33:10] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:10 towards level 62.
[02/03/16 15:28:20] Regnor, XenGi, and aucg [226/2452] have team battled Plasmastar, Heisenberg, and astropoint [603/1596] and lost! 4 days, 05:03:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/16 22:21:05] Alys [106/312] has challenged Heisenberg [24/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from Alys's clock.
[02/05/16 08:20:55] CornFly [124/952] has come upon Heisenberg [400/617] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:16:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/05/16 09:20:49] Heisenberg [361/617] has come upon dodobrain [467/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:35:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/16 17:58:05] Opodeldoc [251/276] has challenged Heisenberg [486/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Opodeldoc's clock.
[02/06/16 05:12:41] JensRex, Heisenberg, and joek [290/1433] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Brom, and Brainiac [315/2380] and lost! 0 days, 15:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/16 11:51:57] WallIdl [0/3] has challenged Heisenberg [114/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/07/16 18:14:12] Heisenberg [27/617] has challenged Babar [898/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/08/16 00:05:33] yasdorian and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 11:02:36] Heisenberg [92/617] has come upon D-NICE [69/668] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:35:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/09/16 16:08:08] lux, Darky, and splinny [1575/1978] have team battled Str1ngS, Heisenberg, and rharwood [920/1708] and won! 0 days, 23:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 09:04:41] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:29 towards level 62.
[02/11/16 05:21:07] Heisenberg [50/617] has come upon Nyarlathotep [357/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/11/16 07:02:56] Heisenberg [478/617] has challenged charitwo [100/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/16 04:43:34] Kartoffelsuppe stole Heisenberg's level 74 tunic while they were sleeping! Kartoffelsuppe leaves his old level 72 tunic behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[02/13/16 13:17:58] Heisenberg [267/620] has come upon Jareeta [552/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/16 17:37:14] Lenny, Heisenberg, and jdb [250/2277] have team battled Pici, SudoKing, and lux [1791/2031] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 23:24:15] Heisenberg [325/644] has challenged kork [74/414] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/15/16 02:23:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 13:55:47 from level 63.
[02/16/16 14:48:30] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:36:50 towards level 63.

[02/17/16 12:00:33] charitwo [430/563] has challenged Heisenberg [184/644] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:35:31 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[02/17/16 22:05:45] kork, FrodoTheHobbit, and Thrayden [1089/1751] have team battled Satoshi, Heisenberg, and Ironhoof [992/1967] and won! 0 days, 08:36:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 23:59:52] HeavyPodda, Heisenberg, and sjums_the_great [743/1943] have team battled Simie, soltys, and Ttech [91/2785] and won! 0 days, 11:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 01:53:07] Heisenberg, Virtual, and allo [1797/1959] have team battled Satoshi, h00k, and seek [1943/2469] and lost! 5 days, 23:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 18:11:40] Heisenberg [102/644] has challenged r00f [772/978] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:10:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/16 22:48:49] Heisenberg [374/644] has come upon Lios [114/394] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:05:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/16 23:27:30] Heisenberg [577/644] has come upon gipyelrah [619/1034] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:09:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/16 05:33:40] Heisenberg [184/644] has come upon aucg [185/708] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:37:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/16 18:44:04] Heisenberg [298/644] has come upon freeboson [268/645] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 16:18:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/16 20:55:49] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:26:25 towards level 63.
[02/22/16 17:01:28] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:54:06 towards level 63.
[02/25/16 01:34:24] Heisenberg [537/644] has come upon Douhet [142/595] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:03:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/26/16 09:22:09] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:50:12 towards level 63.
[02/26/16 22:12:26] Cypher, Xyrael, and Heisenberg [1898/2396] have team battled argus, SynthesizerPatel, and Str1ngS [1761/1870] and won! 0 days, 19:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 22:55:58] Nix [59/119] has challenged Heisenberg [291/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Nix's clock.
[02/27/16 20:30:27] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:09:02 towards level 63.
[02/28/16 14:37:17] Furry, ChasedSpade, yano, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/16 17:02:53] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:07 towards level 63.
[02/29/16 04:18:33] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:50 towards level 63.
[02/29/16 13:35:31] Lowbow [318/480] has come upon Heisenberg [573/644] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:29:48 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[03/01/16 21:45:10] Heisenberg [227/644] has come upon Furry [23/537] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:37:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/02/16 18:15:45] astropoint, Heisenberg, and mthw [1367/1852] have team battled Tzic, m0shbear, and Gerdesas [989/1618] and won! 0 days, 08:37:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 02:07:42] Heisenberg [326/644] has come upon Tzic [231/401] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:25:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/03/16 05:47:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 1 day, 10:12:11 toward level 63.
[03/03/16 05:48:59] Heisenberg [208/644] has come upon rharwood [505/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:39:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/04/16 13:45:34] Pascal, Heisenberg, and Satoshi [546/1755] have team battled Beavis, keepermurf, and h00k [2210/2721] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 03:36:38] Schrodinger [69/462] has challenged Heisenberg [104/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[03/05/16 20:14:19] HeavyPodda, PinkiePie, and zid [689/2220] have team battled MadMan, brendan, and Heisenberg [869/2201] and lost! 0 days, 23:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 14:50:56] Heisenberg [382/644] has challenged masterme120 [236/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:05:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/07/16 06:32:21] jdb, RBecker, and aucg [702/1981] have team battled lipek, FrodoTheHobbit, and Heisenberg [2772/2852] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 13:38:58] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:18 towards level 63.
[03/08/16 00:17:11] bootdisk [139/249] has challenged Heisenberg [273/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/08/16 10:30:34] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:24 towards level 63.
[03/10/16 15:23:52] Heisenberg [483/652] has challenged Virtual [826/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/11/16 12:41:05] Globalirc, irix, and ville [402/2300] have team battled kenyon, Cenhinen, and Heisenberg [2104/2595] and lost! 1 day, 03:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/16 18:51:14] brycec and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 03:37:20] Heisenberg [203/652] has challenged magnetik [302/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/12/16 05:20:37] SmOkE_RU and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 07:07:09] Heisenberg [497/652] has come upon magnetik [264/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/12/16 07:16:36] Heisenberg [157/652] has come upon godog [354/669] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/13/16 00:39:28] Thrayden [291/355] has challenged Heisenberg [648/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[03/13/16 10:47:48] Heisenberg [346/652] has challenged naw [127/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/13/16 12:28:08] Slick, MetaNova, and RBecker [1055/1500] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, MrGlass, and Heisenberg [2188/2215] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/16 19:56:51] Heisenberg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:12 from level 63.
[03/14/16 22:43:46] DrOfBaconNomics stole Heisenberg's level 17 amulet while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 14 amulet behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[03/15/16 14:15:33] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:35 towards level 63.
[03/15/16 20:08:09] Antutuuuuu [313/456] has challenged Heisenberg [377/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:20 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[03/16/16 04:00:42] Fahrenheit, Beavis, grant050, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/16 12:36:41] Heisenberg [237/649] has come upon Killerkid [221/849] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:39:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/17/16 05:15:33] Heisenberg [734/936] has challenged Agent86 [118/684] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/17/16 13:12:22] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:50:57 towards level 64.
[03/17/16 18:48:50] Heisenberg [812/936] has come upon Gmane [279/362] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:44:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/18/16 05:07:10] Heisenberg [934/936] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [420/769] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:34:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/19/16 05:02:19] Sero [119/189] has challenged Heisenberg [181/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Sero's clock.
[03/19/16 10:29:16] babilen [93/180] has challenged Heisenberg [624/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to babilen's clock.
[03/20/16 02:51:57] fraq [713/954] has come upon Heisenberg [355/936] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:43:12 is removed from fraq's clock.
[03/20/16 07:57:25] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:59:53 from level 64.
[03/20/16 22:12:37] Cenhinen, Heisenberg, and MontyZuma [179/2498] have team battled suterismus, hawk, and Kable [1171/2930] and lost! 4 days, 21:27:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 09:29:29] MontyZuma [21/953] has come upon Heisenberg [160/936] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:11:11 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[03/22/16 11:15:57] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:13:04 towards level 64.
[03/22/16 23:08:38] Heisenberg [156/936] has challenged Cypher [338/956] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:51:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/24/16 20:31:45] Heisenberg, XenGi, and yur [841/2104] have team battled r00f, mthw, and Killerkid [1024/2464] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/16 13:59:33] Heisenberg [336/936] has come upon Agent86 [313/684] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:42:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/26/16 18:27:02] Sirius [10/23] has challenged Heisenberg [686/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Sirius's clock.
[03/28/16 03:34:27] Heisenberg and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 05:40:15] Schrodinger and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 18:15:29] nitzer, zid, and AngryParsley [2127/2482] have team battled Heisenberg, Tratos, and eva42 [1321/2495] and won! 1 day, 20:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 15:41:05] grant050, Str1ngS, and mordac [239/1367] have team battled Heisenberg, PinkiePie, and grooverider [308/2370] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 06:10:36] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:29 towards level 64.
[04/01/16 03:27:01] Heisenberg [414/936] has challenged zokko [163/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:18:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/16 09:29:13] Heisenberg [555/936] has challenged honkybonky [449/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/16 16:09:36] Heisenberg lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:25:07 from level 64.
[04/02/16 16:25:46] argus and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 13:41:52] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:00 towards level 64.
[04/03/16 23:05:36] Heisenberg [752/936] has come upon identd [630/647] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:28:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/04/16 06:21:44] ChasedSpade, Jareeta, and SchrodingersScat [619/2198] have team battled sloth, identd, and Heisenberg [485/1794] and won! 0 days, 10:11:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 13:56:23] Jagon [42/122] has challenged Heisenberg [699/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Jagon's clock.
[04/05/16 08:03:27] Diitto [687/1157] has challenged Heisenberg [807/936] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:56:24 is added to Diitto's clock.
[04/06/16 04:47:56] Heisenberg [462/936] has come upon babilen [74/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/16 00:15:44] Heisenberg [41/936] has come upon CornFly [8/952] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:05:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/16 02:44:30] Bvarne and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/16 15:59:40] dindinx, droogie, and MadMan [1614/2173] have team battled Heisenberg, noice, and naw [779/1795] and won! 3 days, 02:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/16 20:52:01] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:31 towards level 64.
[04/10/16 12:53:38] Pokota, Heisenberg, theemstra, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/16 17:37:28] Heisenberg [256/936] has challenged elf [754/836] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/10/16 21:14:58] Bvarne, WallIdl, and grooverider [792/2003] have team battled Crysters, Heisenberg, and Sixbierehomme [858/2152] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/16 09:49:07] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:26:11 towards level 65.
[04/11/16 14:43:12] Heisenberg [812/936] has come upon tspange [360/740] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:24:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/13/16 19:56:08] Eiam [82/621] has challenged Heisenberg [419/936] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:59:16 is added to Eiam's clock.
[04/14/16 06:42:54] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:47:23 towards level 65.
[04/14/16 14:11:33] kensington, Heisenberg, PiotrekD, and soltys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/16 20:05:13] Sixbierehomme [137/806] has challenged Heisenberg [107/936] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:27:11 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[04/15/16 02:37:26] Heisenberg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:46:37 from level 65.
[04/15/16 12:43:14] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:21 towards level 65.
[04/16/16 03:34:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 13:40:23 from level 65.
[04/16/16 08:13:09] Jagon [275/349] has challenged Heisenberg [380/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Jagon's clock.
[04/17/16 21:14:10] buyoq, Jareeta, and gabriel [561/2258] have team battled Beb, Gmane, and Heisenberg [359/1605] and won! 0 days, 00:17:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/16 01:33:22] Heisenberg [638/936] has challenged Globalirc [381/627] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:57:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/19/16 00:00:42] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:59 towards level 65.
[04/19/16 12:45:43] Heisenberg broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:28:53 from level 65.
[04/19/16 22:10:23] astropoint, damyan, and Heisenberg [1887/2336] have team battled gipyelrah, Doctor, and PiotrekD [1691/2608] and won! 6 days, 14:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 08:53:00] DrOfBaconNomics [67/624] has challenged Heisenberg [610/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:33:43 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[04/20/16 12:11:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 9 days, 20:14:42 toward level 65.
[04/20/16 14:55:13] Heisenberg [579/936] has challenged irix [0/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:54:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/21/16 17:18:21] KyloRen stole Heisenberg's level 79 tunic while they were sleeping! KyloRen leaves his old level 40 tunic behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[04/22/16 16:34:40] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:10 towards level 65.
[04/23/16 10:53:32] Heisenberg [173/893] has come upon Virtual [396/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/23/16 12:23:10] TauPan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/16 04:25:47] Heisenberg [1/893] has challenged Regnor [268/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/24/16 18:12:11] basepi [537/603] has challenged Heisenberg [851/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to basepi's clock.
[04/24/16 23:50:00] arlen and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/16 09:16:03] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:40 towards level 65.
[04/25/16 10:57:04] Heisenberg, Rapier-, and Tratos [1093/1699] have team battled yano, MetaNova, and Zaratustra [857/1995] and won! 0 days, 00:25:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 09:29:24] sasaniak, Simie, IdleMaster, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/16 14:46:51] Heisenberg [871/893] has challenged charitwo [286/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:38:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/26/16 14:46:51] Heisenberg has dealt charitwo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:22:10 is added to charitwo's clock.
[04/27/16 10:35:18] Agent86 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 06:52:12] Heisenberg [214/893] has come upon Gmane [102/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:36:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/29/16 02:50:33] mordac, Fluttershy, and Brom [1151/2064] have team battled Heisenberg, vrillusions, and jwon [360/2329] and won! 1 day, 01:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 22:19:01] ville [214/782] has challenged Heisenberg [468/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:00 is added to ville's clock.
[04/30/16 03:31:30] keeper_c, Satoshi, Heisenberg, and buyoq have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/16 06:23:02] Heisenberg [712/893] has challenged Adar [56/577] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:42:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/30/16 20:24:16] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:19:52 towards level 66.
[05/01/16 10:32:52] Andries [512/537] has challenged Heisenberg [714/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:03:30 is added to Andries's clock.
[05/01/16 17:29:32] dindinx and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 13:48:17] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:13 towards level 66.
[05/03/16 01:24:46] Hundikutsikas and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/16 11:56:17] bootdisk [62/424] has come upon Heisenberg [583/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:10:21 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[05/03/16 11:58:08] astropoint, bheesham, and vrillusions [1447/1997] have team battled RBecker, Heisenberg, and grant050 [740/2250] and won! 0 days, 08:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/16 15:11:44] Cameron_D, Sixbierehomme, and Evrial [1945/2472] have team battled Heisenberg, babilen, and kork [811/1848] and won! 1 day, 03:57:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 06:35:36] Heisenberg [775/893] has come upon robox [462/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:11:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/05/16 06:35:36] Heisenberg has dealt robox a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:01:37 is added to robox's clock.
[05/08/16 05:55:18] Intee [171/399] has challenged Heisenberg [212/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Intee's clock.
[05/08/16 21:28:43] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:29 towards level 66.
[05/09/16 12:05:11] Heisenberg has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:17:53 from level 66.
[05/09/16 22:54:24] Heisenberg [266/893] has challenged Asara [428/826] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:34:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/12/16 05:00:48] Ttech [330/1393] has come upon Heisenberg [59/894] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:05:01 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/12/16 13:15:45] TheVoid, strugart, and Heisenberg [1350/2224] have team battled Asara, IdleMaster, and Cenhinen [1044/1904] and won! 0 days, 06:02:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 16:36:51] Heisenberg, tehdude, and sjums_the_great [1436/1631] have team battled d34th, AngryParsley, and desspugne [2846/2986] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 06:25:57] Heisenberg [634/894] has challenged MontyZuma [735/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:58:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/13/16 07:15:57] Heisenberg [567/894] has come upon robox [301/599] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:22:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/14/16 08:41:20] PinkiePie, SarahD, and ville [598/1779] have team battled wvlf, SynthesizerPatel, and Heisenberg [649/2208] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 19:40:43] Plasmastar [25/338] has challenged Heisenberg [790/894] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:17:50 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/15/16 16:15:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 7 days, 07:32:06 toward level 66.
[05/16/16 15:00:46] Heisenberg [483/894] has come upon grant050 [399/631] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:23:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/17/16 09:20:02] idisjunction, Heisenberg, Regnor, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/16 09:27:38] Heisenberg [235/894] has come upon holloway [242/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/19/16 22:10:50] suterismus [990/1210] has come upon Heisenberg [219/894] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:39:39 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/21/16 03:28:04] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:52 towards level 66.
[05/21/16 07:34:38] dclaw123 [42/100] has challenged Heisenberg [355/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[05/21/16 22:39:45] yur, SarahD, and DesertStorm [368/1549] have team battled MollyMalone, Pici, and Heisenberg [1330/2115] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/16 07:05:49] Furry, damyan, and Heisenberg [1585/2243] have team battled Ladon, Kable, and simple [1582/2425] and won! 0 days, 01:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 01:54:08] Heisenberg [179/894] has come upon Schrodinger [301/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:36 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/24/16 01:14:52] basepi, Heisenberg, and Shayy [1052/1774] have team battled MontyZuma, m0shbear, and ruan [1280/1985] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 09:28:14] Heisenberg and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 16:51:34] SarahD [279/429] has come upon Heisenberg [363/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:32 is added to SarahD's clock.
[05/24/16 20:32:23] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:35 from level 66.
[05/25/16 07:32:21] yano and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 19:37:37] Heisenberg [452/894] has challenged buyoq [277/389] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:14:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/25/16 21:16:09] Lemelisk, sbp, MJ94, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/16 14:20:16] Heisenberg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:48:17 from level 67.
[05/26/16 21:48:43] Herb_Tarlek [156/427] has challenged Heisenberg [35/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/27/16 12:50:27] Heisenberg [511/894] has come upon Samus [31/794] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:55:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/27/16 20:22:17] Heisenberg [669/894] has come upon ChasedSpade [21/690] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:42:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/27/16 21:43:55] BURUT stole Heisenberg's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! BURUT leaves his old level 45 pair of boots behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[05/28/16 09:08:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 13 days, 21:19:05 toward level 67.
[05/28/16 12:14:16] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:37 towards level 67.
[05/28/16 20:07:56] Heisenberg [65/624] has come upon Crazycatlady [218/487] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:15:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/29/16 12:51:44] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:27 towards level 67.
[05/29/16 20:55:20] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:42:11 towards level 67.
[05/30/16 02:05:19] Tenorman [466/803] has come upon Heisenberg [487/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:45:01 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/30/16 21:07:03] Heisenberg [566/624] has come upon vrillusions [849/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:35:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/31/16 02:44:04] Heisenberg [613/624] has challenged Diitto [510/1161] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/31/16 22:26:03] oooooooooooooooo and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/16 14:26:29] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:40 from level 67.
[06/01/16 16:58:39] Crazycatlady [409/487] has challenged Heisenberg [256/624] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:20:29 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/02/16 02:39:54] qrry [128/391] has challenged Heisenberg [290/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to qrry's clock.
[06/02/16 11:01:58] vBm [270/290] has challenged Heisenberg [13/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from vBm's clock.
[06/02/16 16:39:10] Heisenberg [423/624] has come upon XenGi [411/906] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/02/16 18:04:00] Heisenberg [90/624] has come upon Simie [106/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/04/16 10:10:54] Adar and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 12:23:55] Darky [44/836] has challenged Heisenberg [139/624] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:07:33 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/05/16 10:01:56] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:25 towards level 67.
[06/06/16 07:38:52] Heisenberg [178/624] has come upon Misza [294/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:33 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/16 16:57:50] Unikitty, Evrial, and Heisenberg [705/2202] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, mordac, and Bkid [902/1712] and lost! 0 days, 08:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/16 17:52:41] Antutuuuuu, bl4ckscor3, and vegadark [410/1463] have team battled pants, tspange, and Heisenberg [473/2096] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/16 00:04:38] Heisenberg [560/624] has challenged Bvarne [304/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/10/16 14:38:50] Heisenberg [52/624] has challenged Regnor [737/857] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/16 06:13:43] roy, Heisenberg, and keeper_c [779/2369] have team battled pdg, Bradicus, and tspange [830/1685] and lost! 5 days, 01:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/16 09:30:45] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:19:59 towards level 68.
[06/12/16 16:09:08] dax, Lios, and Heisenberg [695/1753] have team battled Sprort, Adar, and Satoshi [453/1698] and won! 1 day, 10:59:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 01:34:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 34 days, 14:39:52 toward level 68.
[06/14/16 06:34:41] Jagon, Hogofwar, and Evrial [5/1223] have team battled pants, Cenhinen, and Heisenberg [1902/1961] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/16 13:36:43] bigjay and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/16 00:28:28] Nekusar [50/52] has challenged Heisenberg [24/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:04 is removed from Nekusar's clock.
[06/17/16 04:32:06] Heisenberg [136/624] has challenged GilbertErik [402/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:27:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/17/16 06:04:32] Heisenberg, Bkid, and cjrc [916/1659] have team battled Birdbones, IndigoTiger, and everbrew [255/1941] and won! 0 days, 09:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/16 15:08:23] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:47:17 from level 68.
[06/18/16 16:51:50] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:09:15 towards level 68.
[06/22/16 01:50:44] Gamil [253/261] has challenged Heisenberg [175/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from Gamil's clock.
[06/23/16 00:40:20] MetaNova and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 01:20:55] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:54:27 from level 68.
[06/23/16 09:33:05] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:23:40 towards level 68.
[06/23/16 14:41:51] Heisenberg [469/624] has come upon yasdorian [387/630] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:25:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/23/16 20:03:36] Angaelf [0/59] has challenged Heisenberg [365/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Angaelf's clock.
[06/23/16 23:32:06] keeper_c, grooverider, and Heisenberg [1366/2694] have team battled ThePhoenix47, Bvarne, and DrOfBaconNomics [1707/1790] and lost! 2 days, 12:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 04:35:00] Heisenberg [442/624] has come upon brycec [912/968] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:11:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/24/16 06:38:05] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:08:23 towards level 68.
[06/24/16 19:23:18] Diitto and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 03:00:17] LordH, PinkiePie, and Cameron_D [2419/2518] have team battled Heisenberg, Mateusz, and godog [5/2073] and won! 1 day, 00:50:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 00:47:48] Heisenberg [482/624] has challenged Bkid [183/618] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:24:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/26/16 09:08:28] Heisenberg, Friedolin, and yur [1031/1426] have team battled CornFly, MrGlass, and Lowbow [1574/2291] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/16 17:36:19] Heisenberg [460/624] has come upon Bvarne [82/708] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:39:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/26/16 17:36:19] Heisenberg has dealt Bvarne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:15:10 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[06/27/16 18:02:22] Heisenberg [80/624] has challenged d34th [543/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/28/16 10:23:52] ville [18/757] has challenged Heisenberg [522/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to ville's clock.
[06/28/16 19:08:28] Darky, PriceChild, and Brainiac [1884/2078] have team battled dindinx, DoomedExistence, and Heisenberg [1104/1685] and won! 1 day, 13:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 11:49:02] Nofew [336/960] has come upon Heisenberg [285/624] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:39:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/01/16 03:53:14] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:29 from level 68.
[07/01/16 10:47:17] Heisenberg [610/624] has come upon ville [314/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/01/16 17:35:49] Majak [137/411] has challenged Heisenberg [609/624] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:51:08 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/02/16 15:42:59] Heisenberg, Mirc0p, and Jareeta [80/2213] have team battled strugart, PriceChild, and iViLe [575/2363] and lost! 1 day, 02:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/16 21:30:34] Heisenberg [136/624] has come upon daemoneye [358/719] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/04/16 21:36:39] Jareeta, gabriel, and Boohbah [291/2932] have team battled kork, hannesenator, and Heisenberg [521/1931] and lost! 1 day, 00:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/16 09:09:11] Eldoreth [283/357] has challenged Heisenberg [126/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[07/07/16 02:23:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 08:51:35 from level 68.
[07/07/16 11:27:17] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:21 towards level 68.
[07/07/16 12:23:48] Heisenberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:21 from level 68.
[07/08/16 02:34:14] identd and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 07:29:17] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and simple [923/1807] have team battled Tenorman, Heisenberg, and Pithlit [615/1902] and won! 0 days, 11:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 15:42:15] Heisenberg reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/16 07:15:10] Heisenberg [163/629] has come upon zid [716/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:11:11 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/10/16 18:18:17] Heisenberg [440/667] has challenged XJR-9 [293/661] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/12/16 12:00:15] Heisenberg [536/667] has come upon Kalinakov [88/680] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:45:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/12/16 23:18:34] yasdorian and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 17:41:26] Boohbah, iViLe, and Babar [2604/2668] have team battled Heisenberg, Douhet, and allo [1385/2025] and won! 1 day, 02:55:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/16 15:58:24] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:33 towards level 69.
[07/15/16 20:33:46] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:57:00 towards level 69.
[07/16/16 04:05:53] SynthesizerPatel [582/794] has challenged Heisenberg [165/667] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:54:06 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/16/16 05:20:01] Heisenberg misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:14:42 from level 69.
[07/16/16 14:03:56] Heisenberg reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/16 23:26:11] kier, Heisenberg, and brendan [402/2466] have team battled torg, Andries, and suterismus [707/2147] and lost! 6 days, 14:29:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/16 07:18:59] Heisenberg, sasaniak, and Bkid [1677/1791] have team battled jwon, Ttech, and mordac [1954/2699] and lost! 1 day, 09:54:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/16 16:04:37] Pithlit, Bvarne, kenyon, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/16 03:13:49] Str1ngS and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 23:50:24] Heisenberg [441/672] has come upon XenGi [742/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:12:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/21/16 21:06:22] Heisenberg, Hydrogenum, and vegadark [1202/1609] have team battled Mjolnir, vBm, and basepi [518/1369] and won! 4 days, 18:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 05:36:49] RBecker and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 07:51:59] Jagon, ville, and allo [454/1823] have team battled abra0, Heisenberg, and SudoKing [410/1956] and won! 0 days, 11:39:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 18:00:40] ryushe [559/902] has come upon Heisenberg [245/672] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:55:07 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[07/23/16 04:12:00] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:33 towards level 69.
[07/23/16 05:11:47] Heisenberg [16/672] has come upon arlen [477/1015] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:29:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/23/16 07:06:33] Eldoreth [57/365] has challenged Heisenberg [140/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[07/23/16 11:15:57] fattrat [274/642] has challenged Heisenberg [671/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:39 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/23/16 11:24:48] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:10 from level 69.
[07/23/16 18:00:58] Heisenberg [531/672] has come upon Pokota [196/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:03:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/23/16 22:42:40] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:06 towards level 69.
[07/24/16 22:35:10] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:57 towards level 69.
[07/25/16 03:49:48] Heisenberg lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:51 from level 69.
[07/25/16 10:28:13] Heisenberg [560/672] has come upon AbacusAvenger [236/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:16:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/25/16 17:59:36] Heisenberg [603/672] has come upon SchrodingersScat [70/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:54:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/26/16 06:14:40] MetaNova and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 15:52:28] Heisenberg [26/672] has come upon Sailor_Venus [243/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:07:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/27/16 20:23:58] Heisenberg [242/672] has come upon simple [69/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:12:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/28/16 15:12:40] Heisenberg [317/672] has come upon argus [510/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:34:50 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/29/16 00:34:42] Heisenberg and Anaxyn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 05:35:31] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:49 towards level 69.
[07/31/16 09:04:14] Heisenberg [494/672] has come upon Bvarne [146/719] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:30:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/31/16 09:04:14] Heisenberg has dealt Bvarne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:38:49 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[07/31/16 09:59:36] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:42 towards level 69.
[07/31/16 22:39:54] Heisenberg [407/672] has come upon Pithlit [40/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:00:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/01/16 04:50:52] Heisenberg [410/672] has come upon LordH [801/846] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/02/16 16:47:54] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:22 towards level 69.
[08/03/16 09:20:42] Heisenberg [397/672] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [298/489] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/03/16 20:49:17] cudaman73 [349/497] has come upon Heisenberg [641/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:40 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[08/04/16 01:47:29] Heisenberg [407/672] has come upon KeboDK [372/829] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:34:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/04/16 12:06:38] Heisenberg [118/672] has challenged PinkiePie [134/598] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:53:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/04/16 16:16:04] damyan, Heisenberg, cudaman73, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 08:48:31] Heisenberg [242/672] has come upon Onceuponaban [18/539] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:40:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/09/16 11:54:23] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:47:20 towards level 70.
[08/10/16 05:57:17] TauPan, Regnor, and brendan [2156/2210] have team battled MJ94, Heisenberg, and vBm [713/1873] and won! 0 days, 09:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 06:02:31] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:06 towards level 70.
[08/10/16 22:55:15] Heisenberg [291/672] has come upon honkybonky [468/759] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:29:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/12/16 06:17:31] Heisenberg reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/16 13:09:11] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:35:40 towards level 70.
[08/16/16 15:11:44] Heisenberg [406/677] has come upon Danthemandoo [105/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:56:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/16/16 18:36:55] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:49 towards level 70.
[08/17/16 19:13:29] sjefen6 [86/374] has challenged Heisenberg [38/677] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:20:53 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/17/16 19:13:29] sjefen6 has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:02:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/18/16 00:18:55] Xenthys and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 18:11:33] XJR-9, Sixbierehomme, and Frogging101 [1243/1929] have team battled yano, Heisenberg, and godog [182/1994] and won! 6 days, 08:10:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 22:24:13] Heisenberg [656/677] has challenged Diitto [170/1224] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:50:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/19/16 00:01:27] Heisenberg [527/677] has come upon jhack [248/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/19/16 08:59:05] soltys, Milquetoast, and MetaNova [486/1976] have team battled Killerkid, Heisenberg, and blind [2333/2355] and lost! 4 days, 22:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 21:40:27] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:47 towards level 70.
[08/20/16 05:54:28] gabriel, Bvarne, and Adar [2196/2500] have team battled Heisenberg, theemstra, and MadMan [1264/2014] and won! 1 day, 21:11:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/16 15:11:42] roy [104/580] has challenged Heisenberg [51/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:45:14 is removed from roy's clock.
[08/20/16 16:17:18] xa [192/224] has challenged Heisenberg [356/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to xa's clock.
[08/20/16 17:12:26] Heisenberg [626/683] has challenged Diitto [824/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/20/16 23:11:39] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:46 towards level 70.
[08/21/16 11:48:54] Heisenberg [126/683] has come upon Gatewayy [685/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/21/16 21:07:42] Cameron_D [602/1110] has come upon Heisenberg [184/683] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:18:23 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/22/16 08:59:00] Heisenberg [454/683] has come upon sjums_the_great [258/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:35:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/22/16 23:43:19] Heisenberg [224/683] has come upon Ladon [198/990] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:26:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/16 02:32:39] Heisenberg [506/683] has challenged yur [480/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:14:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/16 12:46:01] Diitto and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 07:47:34] Heisenberg lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:26 from level 70.
[08/27/16 22:05:30] Heisenberg and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 06:27:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:10:06 from level 70.
[09/01/16 21:14:15] Heisenberg [731/749] has challenged pants [129/722] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/02/16 12:19:21] Heisenberg [318/749] has challenged simple [401/684] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:26:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/03/16 07:25:41] Heisenberg [38/749] has challenged mordac [133/582] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:20:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/03/16 20:23:47] gollum [8/265] has come upon Heisenberg [576/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:12 is added to gollum's clock.
[09/05/16 17:20:55] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:25 towards level 71.
[09/06/16 11:20:25] Relayer, LOG_BOT, and prime [499/1082] have team battled Cypher, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1845/2201] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/16 11:37:08] Andries, dclaw123, and Crazycatlady [1668/1798] have team battled Heisenberg, lipek, and tspange [314/2715] and won! 1 day, 22:22:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/16 18:18:53] Heisenberg saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:30:58 from level 71.
[09/07/16 05:58:42] Diitto [140/1174] has challenged Heisenberg [381/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:28 is added to Diitto's clock.
[09/07/16 16:07:17] Heisenberg [282/749] has come upon Jim [30/385] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:12:05 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/08/16 10:08:56] Heisenberg [357/749] has challenged elf [500/914] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:41:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.

[09/08/16 22:37:15] ryushe [329/897] has come upon Heisenberg [326/749] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:02:28 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[09/08/16 22:37:15] ryushe has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:32:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/16 22:50:43] Realmy [240/461] has challenged Heisenberg [258/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Realmy's clock.
[09/11/16 05:00:27] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:23:04 towards level 71.
[09/11/16 12:05:07] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:33:43 towards level 71.
[09/14/16 00:25:55] Hodor [279/359] has challenged Heisenberg [562/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/14/16 16:03:24] Sixbierehomme and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 17:04:00] freeboson and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/16 01:38:13] Heisenberg [182/749] has come upon tmberg [73/816] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:58:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/15/16 09:12:58] Heisenberg [556/749] has challenged kenyon [991/1364] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:53:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/16/16 17:49:08] Heisenberg [495/749] has come upon stonehammer [494/552] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:31:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/18/16 09:20:05] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:27:13 towards level 71.
[09/19/16 00:22:47] Andries, dclaw123, and Fluttershy [622/2386] have team battled Heisenberg, Sailor_Venus, and LordH [1382/2109] and lost! 1 day, 18:09:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/16 07:03:35] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:58:55 towards level 71.
[09/20/16 14:29:48] strugart, a1291762, and freeboson [530/2722] have team battled Mezoli, Heisenberg, and woonack [1313/1447] and lost! 0 days, 23:53:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/16 16:15:32] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:03 towards level 71.
[09/22/16 08:08:42] Zye, freeboson, and robochot [620/1712] have team battled gipyelrah, Heisenberg, and Regnor [2270/2774] and lost! 0 days, 14:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 14:05:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 14 days, 01:24:25 toward level 71.
[09/22/16 14:36:50] yasdorian and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/16 23:37:07] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/16 08:02:48] MJ94 [723/892] has challenged Heisenberg [688/755] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/26/16 11:10:35] Mezoli [78/313] has challenged Heisenberg [447/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/26/16 19:36:21] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:42 towards level 71.
[09/26/16 23:33:10] Heisenberg burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Heisenberg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/16 13:57:03] Ttech stole Heisenberg's level 69 charm while they were sleeping! Ttech leaves his old level 55 charm behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[09/27/16 14:24:09] Heisenberg and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 14:29:08] Furry, Heisenberg, and pants [541/2093] have team battled SirNeo, Aeyaneron, and Lemelisk [501/2089] and won! 1 day, 23:45:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 22:21:13] Heisenberg [663/735] has come upon Pithlit [460/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:15:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/28/16 21:32:38] Darky [403/853] has challenged Heisenberg [430/735] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:39:04 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/29/16 14:49:44] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:25 towards level 71.
[09/30/16 13:48:36] Nofew [611/993] has challenged Heisenberg [146/735] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/30/16 13:48:36] In the fierce battle, Heisenberg dropped his level 55 charm! Nofew picks it up, tossing his old level 52 charm to Heisenberg.
[10/01/16 10:11:23] Heisenberg [413/732] has come upon Sir_Lemming [508/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/01/16 18:08:12] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:44 towards level 71.
[10/03/16 05:59:48] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:44 towards level 71.
[10/03/16 10:26:01] SchrodingersScat and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 01:23:06] Heisenberg [661/732] has come upon MJ94 [187/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:23:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/04/16 08:08:12] yawgmoth, Xikeon, and DoomedExistence [867/1522] have team battled yur, ruan, and Heisenberg [70/1586] and won! 0 days, 08:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 18:07:23] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:37 from level 71.
[10/05/16 04:32:38] Heisenberg [859/876] has challenged Doctor [642/953] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/16 08:50:54] dclaw123, suterismus, and unicron [653/2744] have team battled freeboson, brendan, and Heisenberg [773/2482] and lost! 1 day, 17:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/16 07:25:26] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:44:13 from level 72.
[10/08/16 13:18:10] Heisenberg [432/876] has challenged kenyon [925/1086] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:20:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/10/16 00:24:28] Heisenberg [445/876] has come upon Tratos [161/980] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:07:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/10/16 07:55:20] freeboson, Xenthys, and Heisenberg [1473/2169] have team battled Eldoreth, sasaniak, and Relayer [571/1498] and won! 5 days, 13:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/16 22:36:56] Heisenberg [866/876] has challenged Zarniwoop [113/313] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:29:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/11/16 01:29:04] lipek [60/1188] has come upon Heisenberg [133/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:45 is added to lipek's clock.
[10/11/16 07:44:32] Eiam and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 11:11:29] Flynn, blind, and theZoMBiE [1689/2644] have team battled PinkiePie, Heisenberg, and Realmy [1568/2087] and won! 2 days, 03:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/16 05:53:29] Heisenberg [600/876] has challenged unicron [306/728] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:10:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/27/16 20:34:53] Heisenberg and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/16 21:40:40] Mithkabob [114/347] has challenged Heisenberg [97/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:45 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[10/28/16 10:42:02] Bkid [295/480] has come upon Heisenberg [707/876] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:57:04 is added to Bkid's clock.
[10/30/16 07:02:31] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:54:27 towards level 72.
[10/30/16 10:02:01] abra0 [396/834] has challenged Heisenberg [812/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:26 is added to abra0's clock.
[10/30/16 21:23:46] Heisenberg [74/876] has come upon Tharbakery [81/488] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:53:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/31/16 09:11:29] idisjunction [725/1071] has come upon Heisenberg [695/876] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:04:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/31/16 14:25:08] Enthiendor stole Heisenberg's level 52 charm while they were sleeping! Enthiendor leaves his old level 31 charm behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[10/31/16 23:02:42] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:22:51 towards level 72.
[11/02/16 01:52:57] MetaNova [331/433] has come upon Heisenberg [662/853] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:08:54 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/02/16 18:37:15] droogie [547/949] has challenged Heisenberg [25/853] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from droogie's clock.
[11/02/16 21:56:40] Heisenberg [250/853] has come upon Zoddo [128/577] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:04:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/02/16 21:56:40] Heisenberg has dealt Zoddo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:48:20 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[11/03/16 18:09:14] jenksy [532/876] has come upon Heisenberg [813/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:03 is added to jenksy's clock.
[11/05/16 06:54:14] Heisenberg [531/853] has challenged Mithkabob [170/347] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/05/16 17:26:28] Ttech, Cameron_D, and Heisenberg [2567/3450] have team battled grooverider, Everyman, and Cenhinen [184/1886] and won! 3 days, 15:06:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/16 20:59:24] Heisenberg [489/853] has challenged vox [868/1083] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:39:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/06/16 07:43:51] bete_noire, Heisenberg, and allo [1233/1661] have team battled Zye, bl4ckscor3, and woonack [1384/1673] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 10:49:14] zankore, pixelate, and sasaniak [369/1762] have team battled Heisenberg, strugart, and LordH [1152/2956] and lost! 3 days, 17:16:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 14:59:53] Heisenberg and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/16 03:27:41] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:33 towards level 72.
[11/07/16 06:48:18] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:40 towards level 72.
[11/07/16 21:28:25] Heisenberg [400/853] has come upon theemstra [467/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/08/16 00:17:44] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:45 towards level 72.
[11/08/16 07:12:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 5 days, 07:06:12 toward level 72.
[11/08/16 09:27:29] Enthiendor [191/483] has challenged Heisenberg [114/853] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from Enthiendor's clock.
[11/08/16 10:40:00] Heisenberg and PriceChild have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 17:25:35] canton7 [118/644] has come upon Heisenberg [423/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:31 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/13/16 09:45:51] Iceman [214/380] has challenged Heisenberg [112/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[11/14/16 09:09:59] Crazycatlady, tspange, and Tharbakery [1745/1912] have team battled Heisenberg, Sir_Lemming, and Hydrogenum [1119/1868] and won! 0 days, 22:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 21:10:41] Heisenberg [645/853] has come upon Tzic [161/820] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:46:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/15/16 05:36:13] MJ94, Asara, and Heisenberg [744/2829] have team battled Nofew, DrOfBaconNomics, and Pithlit [7/2465] and won! 1 day, 07:12:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/16 03:24:57] Heisenberg [755/853] has come upon irix [151/1055] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:36:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/17/16 11:30:31] Heisenberg [54/853] has come upon Xenthys [449/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/17/16 15:52:59] Heisenberg [0/853] has come upon CornFly [883/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/17/16 21:28:57] Andries, Darky, and elix0r [543/1740] have team battled Unikitty, Heisenberg, and Eldoreth [42/2365] and won! 0 days, 01:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 05:44:25] Heisenberg broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:06:32 from level 72.
[11/18/16 11:27:14] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:36 towards level 72.
[11/19/16 22:13:53] SchrodingersScat, sjefen6, and Plasmastar [1359/1584] have team battled tmberg, Heisenberg, and Zoddo [1792/2235] and lost! 6 days, 00:13:14 is added to their clocks.

[11/21/16 14:42:02] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:03 towards level 72.
[11/21/16 17:50:18] kork [243/288] has come upon Heisenberg [660/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:11:44 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/16 05:27:45] Heisenberg [596/853] has challenged Brainiac [203/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:46:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/22/16 17:43:15] Heisenberg [531/853] has come upon Killerkid [535/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/22/16 22:01:55] elbie and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 00:34:07] RBecker, pants, and WallIdl [1053/2338] have team battled Cenhinen, Heisenberg, and Plasmastar [1220/1771] and lost! 1 day, 12:16:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 05:05:32] Sixbierehomme and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 05:40:32] holloway, simple, and stonehammer [1888/2167] have team battled dwfreed, Heisenberg, and yano [1553/1932] and won! 1 day, 13:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 06:21:33] yano and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 11:52:19] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:51 towards level 72.
[11/23/16 18:42:20] Heisenberg [585/853] has challenged kier [158/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/24/16 17:33:00] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:50 from level 72.
[11/25/16 14:59:11] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:22 towards level 72.
[11/25/16 23:10:42] Heisenberg [759/853] has challenged Ironhoof [409/807] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/16 21:39:16] Heisenberg [266/853] has come upon JuanMaestro [305/580] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:17:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/16 23:45:21] gabriel and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 08:30:49] Heisenberg [773/853] has come upon Pithlit [208/509] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:05:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/27/16 12:17:35] Heisenberg [110/853] has challenged GilbertErik [222/533] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:13:59 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/28/16 14:28:01] tmberg [328/801] has challenged Heisenberg [444/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:51:44 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/28/16 17:47:11] IndigoTiger [903/1025] has come upon Heisenberg [647/853] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:07:18 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/28/16 23:42:19] roy, Heisenberg, canton7, and Merkel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/16 04:33:34] Xenthys [463/704] has challenged Heisenberg [32/853] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:55:50 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/01/16 00:20:01] AbacusAvenger [473/526] has come upon Heisenberg [273/853] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:49:04 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/01/16 01:39:27] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:48:25 from level 73.
[12/02/16 11:09:56] Heisenberg [39/853] has come upon Xenthys [681/704] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:36:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/16 01:59:05] Heisenberg [85/853] has come upon LordH [482/960] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:28:50 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/16 05:11:42] Heisenberg [224/853] has challenged simple [49/852] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:40:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/04/16 14:42:56] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:23:38 from level 73.
[12/04/16 20:44:25] Furry and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 01:52:25] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:32:45 towards level 73.
[12/06/16 08:44:04] Agent86 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/16 09:56:57] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:42:32 towards level 73.
[12/06/16 14:15:05] ville, Darky, and Heisenberg [210/2490] have team battled Andries, Babar, and irix [1968/2714] and lost! 4 days, 05:08:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 18:19:39] idisjunction [1018/1062] has come upon Heisenberg [684/853] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:36:17 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/08/16 04:41:35] Heisenberg burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Heisenberg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/10/16 14:22:39] Heisenberg [319/849] has challenged XJR-9 [559/703] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:52:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/10/16 14:28:42] Heisenberg [451/849] has come upon iViLe [23/1018] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:11:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/10/16 18:15:19] Heisenberg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 12:08:04] Heisenberg broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:10:16 from level 73.
[12/12/16 03:39:59] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:36 towards level 73.
[12/13/16 04:10:49] Heisenberg [777/849] has come upon astropoint [68/633] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:33:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/13/16 04:10:49] Heisenberg [814/856] has come upon astropoint [569/626] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:08:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/13/16 07:56:26] Heisenberg [485/856] has come upon PinkiePie [226/733] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:30:05 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/14/16 06:18:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 20:40:13 toward level 73.
[12/14/16 22:01:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 1 day, 15:57:33 toward level 73.
[12/15/16 01:35:07] MetaNova [392/434] has come upon Heisenberg [625/856] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:52:48 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/15/16 01:58:58] Heisenberg and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/16 13:09:48] blizgerg [384/843] has challenged Heisenberg [484/856] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:42:28 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/15/16 23:27:38] Heisenberg [820/856] has come upon Captain_Chaos [411/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/16/16 09:02:29] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/16 15:44:31] Heisenberg [553/843] has come upon FakeWizard [75/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/16 00:34:19] gipyelrah [182/1095] has come upon Heisenberg [639/843] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:14:01 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[12/17/16 06:22:31] Heisenberg [771/843] has come upon gabriel [456/1156] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:56:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/16 13:52:36] Cenhinen, fattrat, and Heisenberg [1510/2112] have team battled glook, rt, and agrajag [1393/1537] and won! 1 day, 07:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 23:43:45] khmerboy, JuanMaestro, and WallIdl [860/1658] have team battled Zoddo, holloway, and Heisenberg [911/2066] and lost! 0 days, 05:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 08:22:52] cgt [42/163] has challenged Heisenberg [121/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to cgt's clock.
[12/18/16 17:22:08] SynthesizerPatel, Captain_Chaos, and Evrial [29/1854] have team battled Heisenberg, pagz, and Euronur [357/1615] and lost! 2 days, 13:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 05:18:53] Heisenberg [568/843] has come upon Cameron_D [628/1251] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/20/16 23:57:57] iViLe [991/1024] has come upon Heisenberg [501/843] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:35:31 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[12/22/16 00:11:30] zid [830/841] has challenged Heisenberg [15/843] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:53:33 is removed from zid's clock.
[12/22/16 11:15:26] Heisenberg [311/843] has challenged kensington [58/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:03:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/22/16 16:17:12] Heisenberg [586/843] has challenged Evrial [40/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/22/16 23:44:35] Heisenberg [352/843] has challenged Majak [131/529] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:40:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/24/16 18:30:39] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:32:32 towards level 74.
[12/25/16 02:57:57] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:45:14 towards level 74.
[12/25/16 06:17:12] sphere_au [164/273] has challenged Heisenberg [541/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[12/27/16 07:20:35] Mordraan [281/287] has challenged Heisenberg [330/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[12/28/16 03:31:33] qbit [138/149] has challenged Heisenberg [185/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to qbit's clock.
[12/29/16 19:18:59] Heisenberg [492/843] has challenged yasdorian [269/567] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:53:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/30/16 04:55:51] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:54 towards level 74.
[01/01/17 01:52:47] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:18 towards level 74.
[01/01/17 17:44:18] Xethron [29/563] has challenged Heisenberg [51/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:42:03 is added to Xethron's clock.
[01/02/17 02:26:38] kline [255/316] has challenged Heisenberg [712/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to kline's clock.
[01/02/17 10:29:02] mordac, qbit, and Heisenberg [1732/1810] have team battled Cenhinen, idisjunction, and Relayer [464/2253] and won! 0 days, 04:48:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 18:53:18] Heisenberg [572/843] has challenged max [128/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:12:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/17 21:56:34] AbrahamLinksys, SirMonkeybox, and shymega [77/1711] have team battled Heisenberg, Beavis, and JuanMaestro [2298/2469] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 07:23:08] Heisenberg and Xethron have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 13:20:11] Heisenberg [441/843] has challenged fattrat [438/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:16:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/06/17 03:22:17] Eldoreth, MJ94, and brycec [987/2378] have team battled Heisenberg, Xenthys, and Str1ngS [1829/2064] and lost! 1 day, 13:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/17 08:27:08] Heisenberg [358/843] has challenged Sixbierehomme [57/723] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:55:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/06/17 08:28:17] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/17 07:02:08] Evrial [451/522] has come upon Heisenberg [478/843] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:10:55 is added to Evrial's clock.
[01/07/17 18:39:30] shandor [110/622] has challenged Heisenberg [300/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:15 is added to shandor's clock.
[01/08/17 17:23:45] Heisenberg [587/843] has come upon xa [204/377] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:16:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/09/17 16:56:44] Heisenberg [711/843] has challenged KeboDK [511/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:05:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/10/17 18:06:09] Fluttershy [785/869] has challenged Heisenberg [491/843] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:19:18 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/12/17 09:02:06] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:33 towards level 74.
[01/12/17 12:24:52] Heisenberg broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:12:45 from level 74.
[01/13/17 05:31:52] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:46 towards level 74.
[01/13/17 08:36:19] Heisenberg [621/843] has come upon hannesenator [93/914] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/13/17 12:30:55] Crazycatlady [522/534] has challenged Heisenberg [218/843] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:13:30 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/15/17 04:12:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 1 day, 09:05:40 toward level 74.
[01/16/17 18:55:28] Silvanus_Betrium [172/851] has come upon Heisenberg [141/843] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:48:24 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[01/16/17 19:03:52] Heisenberg [157/843] has challenged MetaNova [300/444] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/17/17 07:22:33] Jibblits [108/225] has challenged Heisenberg [103/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from Jibblits's clock.
[01/17/17 08:04:04] Heisenberg [409/843] has challenged WallIdl [155/808] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:10:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/17/17 11:43:20] Bkid, brendan, and Heisenberg [2519/2583] have team battled Hydrogenum, sphere_au, and dtype [425/1203] and won! 0 days, 22:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 17:02:02] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:32:48 towards level 75.
[01/20/17 03:10:58] Jareeta, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [254/2901] have team battled Asara, ruan, and MadMan [438/2313] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 22:56:02] Heisenberg and glook have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/17 22:14:22] Evrial, Gatewayy, and SchrodingersScat [1174/2247] have team battled qbit, Heisenberg, and Mordraan [6/1650] and won! 0 days, 22:25:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 22:36:50] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:22:24 towards level 75.
[01/23/17 15:39:34] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:44:29 towards level 75.
[01/25/17 05:48:40] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:48:29 towards level 75.
[01/26/17 21:46:14] Heisenberg and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/17 06:02:04] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:56 towards level 75.
[01/28/17 09:27:11] Zaratustra [240/954] has come upon Heisenberg [469/843] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:48:41 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/28/17 17:43:51] Heisenberg [216/848] has challenged woonack [306/442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:52:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/30/17 10:52:35] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:35:09 from level 75.
[01/30/17 17:57:44] Str1ngS and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 08:47:00] Heisenberg [104/848] has challenged Brainiac [463/727] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:32:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/03/17 09:36:25] Heisenberg and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/17 01:10:01] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:33:43 towards level 75.
[02/04/17 04:24:58] Lemelisk [1110/1147] has come upon Heisenberg [742/848] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:33:00 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/04/17 14:05:56] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:03 towards level 75.
[02/04/17 19:07:23] Heisenberg [284/848] has challenged Mordraan [159/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:03:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/17 02:09:51] Heisenberg [32/848] has challenged vox [235/1095] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:05:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/17 11:45:56] Str1ngS and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 00:40:27] Heisenberg [348/848] has come upon irix [240/1046] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:12:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/06/17 03:43:23] Heisenberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:04 from level 75.
[02/06/17 12:23:08] Heisenberg [108/848] has come upon himuraken [236/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:07:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/06/17 15:20:45] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:04 from level 75.
[02/08/17 01:00:48] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:46:37 from level 75.
[02/08/17 02:48:40] Mrs.BigHead [57/88] has challenged Heisenberg [73/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[02/08/17 14:07:00] Heisenberg and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 15:57:34] zid, AngryParsley, and stvc [438/2069] have team battled Firien, Satoshi, and Heisenberg [2499/2547] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 19:12:54] allo [158/486] has come upon Heisenberg [40/848] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:39:04 is removed from allo's clock.
[02/09/17 05:53:57] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:49 towards level 75.
[02/09/17 09:24:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 1 day, 10:27:41 toward level 75.
[02/09/17 14:29:50] Heisenberg, irix, and pants [39/2628] have team battled Realmy, SynthesizerPatel, and LordH [1172/2772] and lost! 3 days, 13:46:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 22:50:55] vox [953/1095] has challenged Heisenberg [696/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:51:41 is removed from vox's clock.
[02/11/17 12:41:08] Heisenberg [473/848] has come upon robox [586/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:04:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/12/17 10:11:31] Heisenberg [735/848] has challenged dwfreed [380/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:57:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/17 00:41:19] abra0, shandor, and mwhahaha [1352/2057] have team battled rxcomm, Heisenberg, and sasaniak [1199/2157] and won! 1 day, 17:14:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/17 04:53:27] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:41 towards level 75.
[02/14/17 14:29:37] Heisenberg [372/848] has challenged GilbertErik [31/530] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:05:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/14/17 14:29:37] In the fierce battle, GilbertErik dropped his level 43 set of leggings! Heisenberg picks it up, tossing his old level 37 set of leggings to GilbertErik.
[02/14/17 20:10:11] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:21 towards level 75.
[02/15/17 13:01:47] Adar, Bradicus, and dindinx [923/1625] have team battled vox, zid, and Heisenberg [442/2790] and won! 0 days, 16:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 00:43:41] Everyman [551/634] has challenged Heisenberg [522/854] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:20:12 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[02/17/17 05:45:20] Heisenberg [116/854] has challenged brendan [919/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:20:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/17/17 18:44:15] Syloq, Boohbah, and rharwood [1145/1628] have team battled IFo, Heisenberg, and Grums [1491/1494] and lost! 2 days, 06:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/17 07:50:11] Iri [94/413] has come upon Heisenberg [71/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:06:15 is removed from Iri's clock.
[02/20/17 08:04:25] Heisenberg and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 08:35:06] rxcomm [339/804] has come upon Heisenberg [455/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:56:17 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[02/20/17 20:46:57] Heisenberg [181/854] has come upon mordac [165/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:18:52 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/17 23:27:18] HeavyPodda, SlowRiot, and Heisenberg [2163/2618] have team battled AngryParsley, osannatas, and Fattyeater [329/2036] and won! 1 day, 02:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/17 06:10:40] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:11 from level 75.
[02/23/17 15:41:03] elf [210/894] has come upon Heisenberg [759/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:37:02 is added to elf's clock.
[02/24/17 08:48:13] godog [394/680] has challenged Heisenberg [48/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:17:08 is removed from godog's clock.
[02/24/17 23:20:03] Heisenberg [169/854] has come upon J [51/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/25/17 09:12:06] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:44 towards level 75.
[02/26/17 07:34:36] freeboson, Birdbones, and elbie [289/2214] have team battled Heisenberg, Bvarne, and simple [1922/2439] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 15:33:24] vuffie [72/166] has challenged Heisenberg [789/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to vuffie's clock.

[02/26/17 22:50:16] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of his weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/17 05:59:23] hannesenator, Taffer, and rharwood [1393/2198] have team battled Heisenberg, Goodkat, and kensington [1995/2015] and lost! 1 day, 18:17:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/17 09:29:19] D.Va [6/85] has challenged Heisenberg [801/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/27/17 16:51:51] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:20:31 from level 75.
[02/28/17 11:33:01] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:58 towards level 75.
[02/28/17 20:56:07] Heisenberg misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:57 from level 75.
[03/02/17 05:27:20] Heisenberg [96/888] has come upon lipek [955/1176] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/02/17 14:39:20] Eiam and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/17 15:06:58] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:12 towards level 75.
[03/02/17 17:45:01] canton7, Majak, and Heisenberg [1909/1951] have team battled XJR-9, Brainiac, and woonack [616/1855] and won! 0 days, 12:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 07:15:10] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:23 towards level 75.
[03/15/17 15:15:10] pants [535/733] has challenged Heisenberg [424/888] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:25:09 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/15/17 16:03:43] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:58 towards level 75.
[03/16/17 12:24:04] Heisenberg [139/888] has come upon kenyon [778/1186] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/16/17 16:18:49] Heisenberg [305/888] has challenged agrajag [56/884] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/17/17 15:32:24] Heisenberg [585/888] has challenged abra0 [222/825] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:59:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/18/17 06:51:19] Furry and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 13:41:13] Heisenberg and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 18:40:32] sphere_au [110/405] has come upon Heisenberg [364/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:12:00 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[03/18/17 22:43:22] Heisenberg [285/888] has challenged jstg [252/647] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:46:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/19/17 07:58:24] El_Sobaka, Heisenberg, and SudoKing [263/1964] have team battled JuanMaestro, MJ94, and Lemelisk [2006/2418] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/17 14:40:57] Heisenberg [531/888] has come upon idlerpgww [227/458] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:44:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/21/17 21:37:16] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:53:46 towards level 76.
[03/22/17 01:06:22] Zaratustra, Meta, and Cypher [2095/2848] have team battled irix, FakeWizard, and Heisenberg [363/2621] and won! 2 days, 02:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 15:02:42] freeboson and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 20:54:34] DrOfBaconNomics, WallIdl, and Heisenberg [320/2740] have team battled darkmage, Cameron_D, and fangfufu [2158/2920] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/17 02:36:25] ncarl747, Mateusz, and Satoshi [1790/2240] have team battled SlowRiot, Heisenberg, and PriceChild [1564/2447] and won! 0 days, 05:59:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 11:55:04] Satoshi [733/776] has challenged Heisenberg [659/888] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:24:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/25/17 17:21:00] abra0 [418/827] has come upon Heisenberg [74/888] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:08:12 is removed from abra0's clock.
[03/28/17 01:34:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 18 days, 06:07:15 toward level 76.
[03/29/17 22:17:04] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:18 towards level 76.
[03/30/17 10:05:44] dclaw123 [637/826] has come upon Heisenberg [379/892] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:06:01 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[03/31/17 06:02:29] Heisenberg and Xethron have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 15:53:28] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:33 towards level 76.
[04/01/17 23:49:18] Milquetoast [415/945] has come upon Heisenberg [444/892] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:49:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/04/17 12:28:41] droogie, D.Va, and sjefen6 [741/1631] have team battled Bradicus, ohnx, and Heisenberg [721/2102] and won! 0 days, 18:53:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 09:17:40] shandor and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 20:17:48] Andries, Hodor, and Heisenberg [1893/2076] have team battled Opie, Zaratustra, and womblecat [1651/2231] and won! 0 days, 06:49:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 11:49:30] Heisenberg [550/892] has challenged brycec [618/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:33 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/07/17 15:42:13] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:36 towards level 76.
[04/08/17 03:17:43] Heisenberg [115/892] has challenged neurospex [175/1241] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/17 16:06:37] Heisenberg [384/892] has challenged Bvarne [14/656] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:32:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/17 19:46:44] Heisenberg lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:48:17 from level 77.
[04/09/17 16:36:19] Heisenberg [887/892] has come upon Satoshi [139/786] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:40:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/10/17 03:19:25] basicMiracle [35/420] has challenged Heisenberg [97/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:54 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[04/10/17 03:55:24] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:42:31 towards level 77.
[04/10/17 05:12:05] Heisenberg and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 03:38:49] RedW stole Heisenberg's level 103 amulet while they were sleeping! RedW leaves his old level 59 amulet behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[04/13/17 22:49:19] ncarl747 [675/696] has challenged Heisenberg [211/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:48 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[04/13/17 23:18:44] Heisenberg [59/843] has come upon unicron [255/806] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:36:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/17 06:02:49] jenksy, pixelate, and Sixbierehomme [1854/2110] have team battled shandor, SlowRiot, and Heisenberg [1852/2375] and won! 1 day, 01:51:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 10:42:09] Heisenberg bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:55:01 from level 77.
[04/14/17 17:43:04] Heisenberg [201/843] has come upon Fluttershy [31/891] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:31:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/15/17 03:28:00] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:15:21 from level 77.
[04/16/17 12:43:24] Heisenberg [134/843] has come upon Tenorman [550/1048] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:56:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/17/17 02:34:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 23 days, 22:42:50 toward level 77.
[04/17/17 03:28:26] D.Va [122/424] has challenged Heisenberg [337/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:07 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/18/17 15:16:05] Heisenberg, Brainiac, and qbit [570/2244] have team battled vrillusions, kork, and dodobrain [1801/2151] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 07:50:35] Heisenberg [445/843] has challenged Nofew [342/1131] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:01:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/20/17 12:48:51] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:15 towards level 77.
[04/21/17 14:41:01] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:22 towards level 77.
[04/23/17 01:22:35] JensRex, elbie, and Heisenberg [1123/2528] have team battled Lnk, qbit, and Gatewayy [328/1846] and won! 0 days, 02:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 18:09:56] Heisenberg [151/843] has come upon brendan [1291/1353] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:31:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/25/17 04:11:50] Heisenberg [391/843] has come upon unicron [308/806] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:38:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/25/17 04:42:11] Heisenberg [717/843] has challenged Agent86 [432/586] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:03:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/25/17 11:30:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 6 days, 15:44:54 toward level 77.
[04/26/17 10:53:25] tspange [640/828] has challenged Heisenberg [494/843] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:27:55 is removed from tspange's clock.
[04/27/17 20:33:44] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:51 towards level 77.
[04/29/17 13:21:12] Nofew [195/1131] has challenged Heisenberg [787/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/29/17 16:30:05] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:28 towards level 77.
[04/30/17 20:48:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:24:17 from level 77.
[05/01/17 05:48:18] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:42 towards level 77.
[05/01/17 07:59:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 5 days, 05:33:33 toward level 77.
[05/01/17 17:19:26] petrichor [406/673] has come upon Heisenberg [187/843] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:20:24 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[05/02/17 14:59:09] HeavyPodda, yasdorian, and tspange [1391/2178] have team battled godog, vrillusions, and Heisenberg [974/2521] and won! 1 day, 05:20:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 15:05:26] Heisenberg [770/843] has come upon arg8bluefan [126/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/03/17 15:46:30] Heisenberg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:21 from level 77.
[05/03/17 21:37:04] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:50 towards level 77.
[05/04/17 11:11:02] Heisenberg reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/17 11:30:09] Heisenberg [417/849] has challenged LegendaryQ [423/427] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:32:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/05/17 08:19:17] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:48:20 from level 78.
[05/05/17 08:34:02] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:21:55 towards level 78.
[05/06/17 02:32:12] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:56:20 towards level 78.
[05/06/17 03:37:35] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:39:52 towards level 78.
[05/06/17 10:23:40] JuanMaestro [541/605] has challenged Heisenberg [84/849] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:40:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/06/17 12:34:01] Sixbierehomme, Heisenberg, and everbrew [1860/2273] have team battled MadMan, Sir_Lemming, and vox [441/2697] and won! 0 days, 04:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 00:38:48] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:05:32 towards level 78.
[05/08/17 16:45:19] tspange, pants, and Heisenberg [1414/2366] have team battled mordac, Andries, and Xenthys [758/2251] and won! 1 day, 11:36:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 05:57:58] Heisenberg [780/849] has challenged vrillusions [70/982] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:58:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/10/17 14:00:57] Heisenberg [84/849] has challenged Cypher [927/1044] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:30:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/10/17 16:10:02] Heisenberg and godog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 22:12:59] Heisenberg [151/849] has challenged blind [47/948] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:05:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/13/17 04:34:12] Heisenberg [278/849] has come upon D.Va [273/478] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:47:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/14/17 14:34:08] Heisenberg [656/849] has challenged Frogging101 [12/585] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:25:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/14/17 19:03:27] Heisenberg and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 21:36:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 9 days, 09:53:43 toward level 78.
[05/15/17 05:34:38] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:16 towards level 78.
[05/16/17 01:42:44] RistoUuranmaki [361/714] has challenged Heisenberg [714/849] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/18/17 07:00:05] Heisenberg and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/17 10:22:35] Heisenberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:10 from level 78.
[05/19/17 00:16:17] LordH [440/1017] has challenged Heisenberg [357/849] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:47:22 is removed from LordH's clock.
[05/19/17 09:39:56] MadHatter, yawgmoth, and sjefen6 [312/1446] have team battled Xenthys, bl4ckscor3, and Heisenberg [247/2028] and won! 1 day, 03:50:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 09:54:28] exotime, Ttech, and bootdisk [2041/2474] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Heisenberg, and Frogging101 [852/1876] and won! 0 days, 03:18:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 13:18:17] Heisenberg [2/849] has come upon Eldoreth [227/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/22/17 01:57:44] GilbertErik, kinopu, and pfoley [342/1580] have team battled sjums_the_great, Adar, and Heisenberg [304/1843] and won! 0 days, 01:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 04:41:57] AbrahamLinksys [305/695] has come upon Heisenberg [598/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:41:51 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/22/17 13:50:41] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:31 towards level 78.
[05/22/17 16:14:48] Heisenberg [703/849] has come upon simple [520/880] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/22/17 17:25:01] Heisenberg [104/905] has challenged qbit [690/691] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:13:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/23/17 02:19:32] Heisenberg [368/905] has challenged irix [859/1036] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:26:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/23/17 13:23:56] Heisenberg [794/905] has come upon kensington [421/887] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:42:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/23/17 15:02:06] dodobrain, Heisenberg, and Boohbah [1559/2570] have team battled Socks, brycec, and Beavis [255/2388] and won! 3 days, 10:19:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 23:56:03] robox, MadHatter, and Psilocybe [750/1807] have team battled bootdisk, SudoKing, and Heisenberg [306/2285] and won! 0 days, 02:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 01:35:09] manish17xxx [273/693] has challenged Heisenberg [249/905] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:11:23 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[05/26/17 07:25:47] Atan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 21:10:11] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:13:59 towards level 79.
[05/27/17 20:44:38] Sixbierehomme [123/713] has challenged Heisenberg [734/905] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:51:31 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/28/17 00:16:31] sjums_the_great and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 00:26:27] idisjunction [777/1079] has come upon Heisenberg [253/905] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:35:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/28/17 06:44:40] Frogging101, Heisenberg, and Socks [808/2046] have team battled Cameron_D, Crazycatlady, and Andries [2285/2767] and lost! 0 days, 22:15:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 08:31:26] tspange and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 01:24:01] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:36:59 from level 79.
[05/30/17 07:43:23] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:12 towards level 79.
[05/30/17 18:33:56] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:34:03 towards level 79.
[05/31/17 16:32:13] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:36:20 towards level 79.
[05/31/17 18:20:30] petrichor, theZoMBiE, and bl4ckscor3 [2308/2500] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and ruan [167/1896] and won! 0 days, 16:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 04:02:45] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:17 towards level 79.
[06/02/17 16:07:04] Lnk and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 06:16:52] Nofew, Heisenberg, and blizgerg [1163/3179] have team battled allo, Evrial, and Andries [247/1942] and won! 0 days, 18:50:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 08:53:46] SpikeX, Herb_Tarlek, and Sundance [1136/1770] have team battled Mithkabob, Meta, and Heisenberg [1857/2386] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 23:40:18] Heisenberg [578/905] has challenged Doctor [673/961] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:08:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/06/17 03:34:58] MadHatter, godog, kork, and Heisenberg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/17 15:08:26] Heisenberg [535/905] has come upon kenyon [213/708] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:48:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/17 22:18:59] Heisenberg [237/928] has come upon elf [445/879] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:40:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/09/17 17:51:37] Heisenberg [354/928] has come upon Gatewayy [75/791] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:00:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/10/17 00:55:27] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of his weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/17 03:56:25] blizgerg [305/1143] has challenged Heisenberg [879/965] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:31:34 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[06/12/17 05:31:16] Heisenberg [458/965] has come upon pfoley [426/650] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:42:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/17 07:03:47] freeboson and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 02:03:46] Heisenberg [665/965] has come upon Globalirc [92/728] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:45:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/13/17 11:46:49] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:20 towards level 79.
[06/16/17 13:20:04] Heisenberg [879/965] has challenged JuanMaestro [236/608] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/17/17 11:19:39] Heisenberg [322/965] has come upon zid [259/873] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:12:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/18/17 19:31:35] Heisenberg, max, and Nofew [1767/2856] have team battled Woona, XJR-9, and Zoddo [1423/2370] and won! 0 days, 01:12:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 04:57:21] kinopu [57/536] has challenged Heisenberg [457/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to kinopu's clock.
[06/19/17 17:07:07] Heisenberg [31/965] has come upon Oooooog [515/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:06:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/20/17 04:34:13] theemstra [646/789] has challenged Heisenberg [54/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:17:24 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/20/17 07:59:30] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:27 towards level 79.
[06/20/17 17:11:10] sjums_the_great and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 18:35:51] freeboson and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 19:32:48] Heisenberg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:42:48 from level 79.
[06/21/17 03:37:54] Heisenberg [226/965] has challenged shymega [503/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/21/17 14:47:42] Heisenberg [399/965] has come upon KingQuackers [56/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:03:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/22/17 00:10:18] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:37 towards level 79.
[06/22/17 21:00:39] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:25 towards level 79.
[06/24/17 07:34:29] LegendaryQ [425/460] has challenged Heisenberg [651/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:41:04 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[06/24/17 17:04:11] Crazycatlady, arlen, and Opie [432/2422] have team battled Heisenberg, sbp, and vegadark [406/2050] and won! 0 days, 14:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 14:02:34] brycec and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 15:30:06] Heisenberg [837/965] has come upon bigjay [451/1078] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/25/17 16:25:06] Heisenberg [408/965] has challenged SchrodingersScat [773/852] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/27/17 02:55:34] TauPan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 12:22:54] Heisenberg [381/965] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [700/720] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:31:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/29/17 03:54:45] max, kinopu, awgh, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/17 18:02:51] Heisenberg [562/965] has come upon Tenorman [755/1068] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:11:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/01/17 00:00:49] Heisenberg [350/965] has come upon everbrew [299/708] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:13:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/01/17 18:43:52] kenyon, sigmg, and J [704/1696] have team battled Heisenberg, bootdisk, and Brainiac [1881/2330] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 18:24:37] adamchainz [30/62] has challenged Heisenberg [818/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/03/17 15:47:19] Heisenberg [84/965] has challenged RBecker [541/793] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:33:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/04/17 03:32:12] codedeeply [68/142] has challenged Heisenberg [963/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[07/04/17 03:49:11] Heisenberg [123/965] has challenged dindinx [117/513] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:25:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/04/17 16:51:14] Heisenberg [372/965] has challenged JuanMaestro [346/618] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:29:51 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/05/17 01:52:36] qbit [194/691] has challenged Heisenberg [532/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:33 is added to qbit's clock.
[07/05/17 16:54:56] vox [675/1079] has challenged Heisenberg [113/965] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:58:03 is removed from vox's clock.
[07/06/17 10:07:24] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:23 towards level 80.
[07/07/17 02:31:03] Heisenberg [822/965] has come upon ToHellWithGA [20/415] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:34:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/07/17 22:20:50] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:26:40 towards level 80.
[07/07/17 22:22:23] Eldoreth, Satoshi, and Heisenberg [2235/2568] have team battled wulk, Skyie, and AbrahamLinksys [1485/1535] and won! 5 days, 17:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 14:11:40] Heisenberg [772/965] has come upon Virtual [37/661] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:01:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/09/17 22:26:25] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:55 towards level 80.
[07/09/17 22:28:13] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:01 towards level 80.
[07/09/17 22:32:32] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:42 towards level 80.
[07/10/17 21:40:31] AbrahamLinksys [2/631] has challenged Heisenberg [458/965] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/11/17 07:02:45] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:36 towards level 80.
[07/11/17 09:46:50] grdryn, osannatas, and TauPan [1331/1611] have team battled Heisenberg, IndigoTiger, and XJR-9 [1230/2720] and won! 0 days, 01:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 17:05:54] Heisenberg [516/965] has come upon MJ94 [890/909] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:52:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/14/17 03:28:15] blizgerg, Doctor, and MadMan [2263/3058] have team battled theemstra, Fluttershy, and Heisenberg [105/2648] and won! 1 day, 02:04:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 02:54:22] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:50 towards level 80.
[07/15/17 21:42:46] Heisenberg [166/965] has challenged eva42 [863/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:21:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/16/17 05:54:42] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:26 towards level 80.
[07/16/17 06:24:47] Heisenberg [921/965] has come upon Pici [737/992] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:35:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/16/17 10:49:26] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:52 towards level 80.
[07/16/17 12:48:08] h00k, allo, and qbit [1631/2070] have team battled J, Heisenberg, and Misza [1213/2591] and won! 2 days, 05:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/17 19:50:30] Heisenberg [773/965] has challenged sasaniak [375/483] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:09:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/19/17 07:19:22] Iri, bootdisk, and ToHellWithGA [727/1632] have team battled Heisenberg, shymega, and Ttech [1360/3082] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 13:57:25] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:22 towards level 80.
[07/21/17 10:18:44] AgentThom [3/4] has challenged Heisenberg [457/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[07/21/17 15:01:33] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:25 towards level 80.
[07/22/17 07:08:07] Heisenberg [942/965] has challenged Sundance [699/721] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:41:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/22/17 16:09:37] Heisenberg [494/965] has challenged shawn0 [157/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/24/17 00:18:33] Heisenberg [855/976] has challenged LordH [779/1027] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/25/17 03:19:07] DalaiLamer [42/51] has challenged Heisenberg [490/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[07/25/17 10:20:26] basepi [639/870] has challenged Heisenberg [537/976] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:08:10 is removed from basepi's clock.
[07/25/17 10:20:26] basepi has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:28:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/25/17 18:21:49] Zye [460/794] has challenged Heisenberg [961/976] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:39 is added to Zye's clock.
[07/26/17 03:18:08] Dork_Knight [252/287] has challenged Heisenberg [751/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/26/17 14:14:52] Heisenberg [29/976] has come upon dwfreed [339/507] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:44:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/27/17 11:28:56] Heisenberg [50/976] has challenged elf [406/879] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:11:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/28/17 01:47:52] Elgo [173/234] has challenged Heisenberg [625/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/29/17 09:14:25] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:13:27 towards level 81.
[07/29/17 14:37:34] Bl4ckC0r3 [222/555] has challenged Heisenberg [331/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:16 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[07/29/17 17:48:32] Agent86 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 20:37:01] rxcomm, SchrodingersScat, and Crazycatlady [1073/2403] have team battled hannesenator, LegendaryQ, and Heisenberg [1538/2587] and lost! 1 day, 12:50:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 17:41:44] Zaratustra and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/17 19:03:26] MadMan, Heisenberg, and gollum [2130/2395] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Syloq, and Iri [1743/1868] and won! 0 days, 09:57:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 14:02:34] bender [318/369] has challenged Heisenberg [422/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to bender's clock.
[08/02/17 14:53:47] Darky [427/916] has challenged Heisenberg [747/976] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:19:14 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/03/17 05:56:29] Heisenberg [221/976] has challenged Milquetoast [190/945] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:46:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/04/17 03:41:38] uhmmm, Eldoreth, and DalaiLamer [1661/1719] have team battled Lnk, Fluttershy, and Heisenberg [808/2610] and won! 0 days, 02:00:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 04:02:10] SlowRiot and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 07:47:20] Dork_Knight [133/310] has challenged Heisenberg [530/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/06/17 06:08:54] Heisenberg [158/976] has challenged Retr0id [82/140] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/06/17 21:38:52] Torgeir [266/474] has challenged Heisenberg [143/976] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[08/07/17 00:15:40] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:44 towards level 81.
[08/07/17 11:28:53] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:23:24 towards level 81.
[08/07/17 20:34:27] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:35:40 towards level 81.
[08/09/17 17:23:11] Heisenberg [477/976] has challenged DalaiLamer [188/295] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:22:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/10/17 00:56:25] Heisenberg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:05 from level 81.
[08/10/17 11:19:32] petrichor, dclaw123, and zankore [1616/2751] have team battled osannatas, zid, and Heisenberg [611/2549] and won! 0 days, 13:09:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/17 08:12:14] Heisenberg slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Heisenberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/17 17:41:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 10 days, 08:30:59 toward level 81.
[08/12/17 02:32:59] MJ94 [582/913] has challenged Heisenberg [772/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/12/17 03:37:13] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:05:45 from level 81.
[08/13/17 08:00:13] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:52 towards level 81.
[08/13/17 16:28:48] Heisenberg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:43:39 from level 81.
[08/15/17 02:49:24] csssuf, basepi, and Psilocybe [1918/1999] have team battled Heisenberg, Furry, and bl4ckscor3 [82/2147] and won! 0 days, 00:50:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 04:34:18] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:02 towards level 81.
[08/16/17 04:51:29] Heisenberg [62/972] has come upon freeboson [466/827] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:37:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/16/17 04:59:01] TheUnforgiven [0/1] has challenged Heisenberg [117/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to TheUnforgiven's clock.
[08/16/17 16:43:09] DalaiLamer, idlerpgww, and hannesenator [686/1957] have team battled Heisenberg, petrichor, and Taffer [1683/2667] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/17 22:47:38] shymega, AncalagonThBlack, and kork [125/1475] have team battled Heisenberg, ruan, and djm [1478/1967] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 01:19:10] Milquetoast, canton7, and Heisenberg [486/2721] have team battled Gatewayy, Psilocybe, and sjefen6 [1816/1943] and lost! 5 days, 03:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 20:53:37] meffe, Lios, and awgh [543/1859] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Heisenberg, and Zoddo [1263/2652] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 18:06:59] Heisenberg [589/972] has come upon Geela [277/334] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:26:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/21/17 08:39:56] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:16:58 towards level 81.
[08/21/17 21:33:56] zid, arlen, and woonack [610/2228] have team battled Sundance, Heisenberg, and elbie [1516/2384] and lost! 1 day, 23:01:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/17 00:26:27] Heisenberg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:12:54 from level 81.
[08/22/17 05:20:09] vegadark and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/17 02:35:31] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:27 towards level 81.
[08/23/17 09:17:38] Heisenberg, PinkiePie, and Boohbah [367/2576] have team battled Globalirc, woonack, and hannesenator [1144/2329] and lost! 2 days, 16:54:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 13:33:42] Heisenberg [210/972] has come upon pfoley [208/651] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:34:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/17 18:36:04] Heisenberg broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:53:31 from level 81.
[08/25/17 14:32:21] pfoley [430/651] has challenged Heisenberg [624/972] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:02:32 is added to pfoley's clock.
[08/26/17 14:41:09] AncalagonThBlack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 10:53:47] hannesenator, Sundance, and thomasross [140/1970] have team battled Atan, Heisenberg, and Boohbah [381/2239] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/17 17:44:29] RBecker [324/799] has challenged Heisenberg [20/972] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[08/28/17 08:40:11] Heisenberg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:51:15 from level 81.
[08/28/17 19:04:44] pants stole Heisenberg's level 43 set of leggings while they were sleeping! pants leaves his old level 42 set of leggings behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[08/29/17 04:43:00] Heisenberg [194/971] has come upon Furry [386/629] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:01:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/30/17 01:45:56] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:18:36 towards level 81.
[08/30/17 01:53:03] AbacusAvenger, Tenorman, and Nofew [184/2766] have team battled Heisenberg, Crazycatlady, and Lnk [1436/2179] and lost! 1 day, 06:58:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 03:53:13] SlowRiot and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 14:48:37] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:30:33 from level 81.
[08/30/17 23:41:39] Nofew [660/1109] has come upon Heisenberg [449/975] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:52:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/03/17 12:33:00] Heisenberg [904/975] has come upon vox [1026/1084] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:36:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/03/17 13:16:43] challene [9/59] has challenged Heisenberg [949/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to challene's clock.
[09/04/17 00:41:10] exa [230/250] has challenged Heisenberg [742/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to exa's clock.
[09/04/17 02:33:30] Heisenberg [711/975] has come upon Firien [248/839] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:52:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/04/17 06:23:17] Elgo [107/351] has challenged Heisenberg [882/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:37 is added to Elgo's clock.
[09/04/17 08:23:37] adamchainz [187/413] has challenged Heisenberg [157/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:16:39 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[09/05/17 01:39:34] Heisenberg [258/975] has come upon soltys [242/554] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:42:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/05/17 13:32:21] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:36 towards level 81.
[09/06/17 22:33:51] Heisenberg [441/975] has challenged Syloq [230/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/07/17 02:23:08] elbie and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 08:56:36] yano, Adar, and SchrodingersScat [514/1853] have team battled RBecker, Heisenberg, and Mars [458/2344] and won! 0 days, 08:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 14:20:54] Dubbins, Heisenberg, and _methods [816/1509] have team battled keepermurf, sjefen6, and RedW [860/2303] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/17 06:49:34] Heisenberg [24/975] has come upon theemstra [251/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:41:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/08/17 19:38:10] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:04 towards level 81.
[09/09/17 03:59:07] meffe, SlowRiot, and Gatewayy [2175/2208] have team battled Heisenberg, Andries, and Zoddo [2282/2510] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/17 05:13:08] Nofew and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 05:42:45] hhes [237/541] has challenged Heisenberg [958/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:45 is added to hhes's clock.
[09/09/17 16:12:26] SirMonkeybox and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 20:39:30] Heisenberg [239/975] has come upon uhmmm [274/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/10/17 10:56:17] Heisenberg [569/975] has come upon Realmy [1037/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/11/17 07:39:24] Heisenberg, Chuck, and RBecker [251/2577] have team battled MetaNova, freeboson, and jamesl [1518/1946] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 20:53:14] Heisenberg [924/975] has challenged JuanMaestro [274/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:28:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/12/17 06:48:26] Heisenberg [262/975] has come upon PinkiePie [725/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:08:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/12/17 17:21:41] Euronur, Gizmokid2005, and Eldoreth [920/2446] have team battled V`ger, Heisenberg, and wolfkin [650/1556] and won! 3 days, 00:06:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 19:55:30] tycoon177 [22/46] has challenged Heisenberg [340/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[09/13/17 23:55:12] Boulder, Mithkabob, and Heisenberg [1970/1989] have team battled noother, Sticky, and HeavyPodda [1641/1944] and won! 0 days, 06:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 11:10:20] elbie and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 19:04:59] KeboDK [832/1053] has challenged Heisenberg [33/975] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:12:21 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/14/17 19:04:59] In the fierce battle, Heisenberg dropped his level 55 helm! KeboDK picks it up, tossing his old level 38 helm to Heisenberg.
[09/14/17 19:29:18] suterismus, Realmy, and Mateusz [2745/3147] have team battled ncarl747, Eldoreth, and Heisenberg [211/2663] and won! 5 days, 04:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/17 17:31:21] Heisenberg [818/957] has come upon nickware [515/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:43:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/16/17 08:52:55] Heisenberg [425/957] has come upon jamesl [69/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:06:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/17/17 11:13:36] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:13 towards level 81.
[09/17/17 16:30:35] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/17 07:01:13] Nofew and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 21:26:59] MadMan, Bkid, and Heisenberg [1676/2805] have team battled ville, JensRex, and kork [1267/1925] and won! 0 days, 04:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 16:46:21] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:57 towards level 81.
[09/21/17 21:32:16] Heisenberg [335/950] has challenged Fattyeater [410/543] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/17 22:01:49] Heisenberg [463/950] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [811/917] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 11:19:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/25/17 18:15:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 22:23:05 from level 82.
[10/01/17 17:37:10] Cypher [848/1054] has challenged Heisenberg [424/950] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:47:05 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/03/17 06:06:40] b00 [105/283] has challenged Heisenberg [251/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to b00's clock.
[10/04/17 06:20:13] Heisenberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:29:19 from level 82.
[10/04/17 12:17:09] ohnx, max, and bl4ckscor3 [670/2253] have team battled Heisenberg, mustek, and kork [1250/2173] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 21:50:21] Heisenberg, Eldoreth, and dindinx [1451/2359] have team battled damyan, brycec, and hannesenator [1607/2743] and lost! 9 days, 09:59:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/17 00:53:52] Iri [172/551] has come upon Heisenberg [240/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:26:43 is added to Iri's clock.
[10/05/17 12:54:35] Heisenberg, manish17xxx, and sjefen6 [1833/2100] have team battled shandor, brycec, and SchrodingersScat [1201/2220] and won! 1 day, 22:45:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 16:37:00] Heisenberg [230/950] has come upon XJR-9 [636/975] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 10:34:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/17 17:19:13] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 16:39:21 towards level 82.
[10/05/17 17:23:26] Crazycatlady, Lemelisk, and ncarl747 [1951/2555] have team battled Heisenberg, Khorne, and MrGlass [414/2340] and won! 0 days, 10:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 05:06:34] damyan [632/752] has challenged Heisenberg [839/950] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:19:07 is added to damyan's clock.
[10/07/17 16:42:13] Heisenberg [544/950] has come upon Vroomfondel [168/361] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 20:42:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/07/17 17:25:41] Vroomfondel stole Heisenberg's level 63 shield while they were sleeping! Vroomfondel leaves his old level 28 shield behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[10/08/17 06:48:35] Heisenberg [477/911] has come upon Fattyeater [496/543] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:45:21 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/08/17 09:48:52] nfsnobody, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [781/2729] have team battled pfoley, shandor, and qbit [455/1964] and won! 0 days, 11:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 04:29:30] brycec [741/781] has challenged Heisenberg [25/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:02 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/10/17 09:55:55] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 13:17:05] Heisenberg bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:56:07 from level 82.
[10/13/17 03:00:29] Heisenberg [405/911] has challenged Tenorman [773/1032] in combat and lost! 14 days, 06:12:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/13/17 07:01:48] Heisenberg [314/911] has challenged djm [243/469] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:53:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/13/17 22:26:58] Vroomfondel, Avocet, and suterismus [1483/2487] have team battled csssuf, mordac, and Heisenberg [2039/2545] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 16:09:16] kenyon stole Heisenberg's level 46 set of leggings while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves his old level 29 set of leggings behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[10/16/17 21:01:48] Heisenberg [765/893] has come upon m0shbear [164/770] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 13:50:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/17 00:09:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 52 days, 00:48:16 toward level 82.
[10/17/17 01:03:27] Mateusz, Fluttershy, and womblecat [1779/2263] have team battled Atan, Heisenberg, and bl4ckscor3 [564/2039] and won! 0 days, 05:59:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 02:10:54] Heisenberg misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:38:57 from level 82.
[10/17/17 04:18:17] Heisenberg [13/893] has come upon Ninetales [197/341] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:30:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/17 08:21:59] Heisenberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:28:16 from level 82.
[10/17/17 12:34:18] WallIdl [313/975] has challenged Heisenberg [596/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:06:14 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[10/17/17 13:34:37] Mars [175/625] has challenged Heisenberg [98/893] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:59:25 is removed from Mars's clock.
[10/17/17 14:34:57] Heisenberg [868/893] has challenged mordac [860/1132] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:48:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/17 17:39:28] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:42:40 towards level 82.
[10/18/17 02:17:03] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:23:52 from level 82.
[10/18/17 06:24:48] tspange, vox, and Heisenberg [2219/2907] have team battled Tenorman, darkmage, and hannesenator [1977/3265] and won! 2 days, 06:24:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 23:35:31] Heisenberg [26/893] has come upon pants [767/849] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:04:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/19/17 05:04:50] Heisenberg [187/893] has come upon xa [115/593] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:21:14 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/19/17 12:03:22] manish17xxx, Euronur, and Mithkabob [1566/1949] have team battled CoolChris, Xenthys, and Heisenberg [1308/2031] and won! 3 days, 19:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/17 11:03:17] Heisenberg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Heisenberg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/20/17 22:12:04] Heisenberg [659/887] has come upon sbp [350/586] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:11:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/21/17 01:02:33] MJ94, sasaniak, Heisenberg, and Cameron_D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/17 19:36:31] SirMonkeybox, kline, and Heisenberg [1571/2181] have team battled Mars, kensington, and WallIdl [2133/2508] and lost! 1 day, 07:39:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/17 21:16:55] womblecat, codedeeply, Boohbah, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/17 12:37:25] Heisenberg [578/887] has come upon CoolChris [88/381] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:16:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/23/17 20:01:34] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:06:29 from level 82.
[10/24/17 05:19:13] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:43 towards level 82.
[10/24/17 18:08:27] Heisenberg, bender, and irix [1934/2495] have team battled x0, fattrat, and freeboson [755/2321] and won! 0 days, 16:58:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 08:18:57] Nistur and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 10:42:54] Heisenberg [552/887] has come upon elf [261/897] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:30:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/26/17 12:19:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 2 days, 04:53:09 toward level 82.
[10/26/17 20:28:03] Heisenberg [448/887] has challenged canton7 [87/815] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:32:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/26/17 20:58:52] LordH, Birdbones, and MJ94 [2562/2916] have team battled elf, Heisenberg, and Agent86 [946/2372] and won! 2 days, 22:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 10:44:15] Heisenberg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:47:28 from level 82.
[10/28/17 17:17:50] Heisenberg [353/887] has come upon Sundance [544/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/29/17 03:45:11] crysys [47/393] has challenged Heisenberg [566/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:05 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/29/17 04:12:07] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:22 towards level 82.
[10/29/17 17:24:19] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:21 towards level 82.
[10/29/17 20:30:04] MrGlass and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 09:55:01] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:16 from level 82.
[10/31/17 05:08:26] freeboson, CoolChris, and PinkiePie [322/2110] have team battled RBecker, ilbelkyr, and Heisenberg [1179/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 17:08:41] xa, agrajag, and sunri5e [689/1991] have team battled Heisenberg, Zoddo, and SirMonkeybox [1720/2795] and lost! 1 day, 14:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 18:03:56] Heisenberg [28/887] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [141/671] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/31/17 23:17:42] rxcomm, elbie, and KeboDK [1540/2726] have team battled sunri5e, Birdbones, and Heisenberg [121/2334] and won! 3 days, 06:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 01:38:08] Heisenberg [228/887] has come upon theZoMBiE [225/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/02/17 03:18:24] Heisenberg [128/887] has come upon sunri5e [249/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/02/17 12:41:38] awgh [427/823] has challenged Heisenberg [500/887] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:16:16 is added to awgh's clock.
[11/03/17 03:02:13] Heisenberg [34/887] has challenged dax [40/362] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:56:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/04/17 23:52:49] Heisenberg [390/887] has come upon RBecker [212/798] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:32:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/05/17 00:16:12] freeboson, KeboDK, and WallIdl [2059/2782] have team battled Heisenberg, megaprogman, and suterismus [934/2495] and won! 3 days, 09:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 05:36:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 00:53:05 from level 83.
[11/05/17 12:37:07] charitwo and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 05:21:21] Heisenberg, ncarl747, and prime [1073/2231] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Doctor, and xa [503/2343] and won! 2 days, 14:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 10:52:50] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:49:20 towards level 83.
[11/06/17 18:18:07] Heisenberg [6/887] has challenged yano [616/666] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:16:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/08/17 11:59:56] Heisenberg misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:03:22 from level 83.
[11/08/17 15:15:44] Lnk, MJ94, and AbrahamLinksys [1881/2240] have team battled theemstra, Heisenberg, and Globalirc [2217/2360] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 15:32:16] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:23:46 from level 83.
[11/08/17 16:40:50] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:08:32 towards level 83.
[11/08/17 17:36:27] Heisenberg [412/887] has challenged Syloq [76/448] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:03:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/09/17 17:44:20] Heisenberg [151/887] has challenged SirMonkeybox [283/882] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:42:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/10/17 00:46:44] Heisenberg [170/887] has challenged MrGlass [710/799] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:42:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/10/17 01:13:31] Lemelisk, yano, ToHellWithGA, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/17 03:00:45] Heisenberg [108/887] has come upon hannesenator [820/1210] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:17:59 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/10/17 05:36:20] SlowRiot, Heisenberg, and pants [2478/2665] have team battled zifnab06, x0, and KeboDK [553/1930] and won! 2 days, 13:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/17 07:01:28] Sundance and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 17:30:11] qbit [409/777] has challenged Heisenberg [447/887] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to qbit's clock.
[11/13/17 18:35:38] Heisenberg has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:50:34 from level 83.
[11/14/17 06:20:36] Heisenberg [57/887] has challenged charitwo [352/487] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:55:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/19/17 18:53:44] Lnk and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 13:12:35] Heisenberg [514/887] has come upon basicMiracle [378/460] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:55:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/21/17 14:53:29] bender, Heisenberg, and LordH [2056/2685] have team battled MrGlass, djm, and liara [963/1846] and won! 1 day, 06:15:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 23:51:36] Heisenberg [749/887] has come upon m0shbear [0/770] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:34:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/23/17 00:31:22] Heisenberg [542/887] has challenged canton7 [570/760] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:04:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/24/17 20:58:39] Heisenberg [817/887] has come upon dwfreed [130/513] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:05:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/17 23:25:49] irix, soltys, and qwerty [36/1851] have team battled Eiam, bigjay, and Heisenberg [1649/2708] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 11:26:47] theemstra, WallIdl, and RistoUuranmaki [33/2433] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and Sundance [1874/1989] and lost! 1 day, 00:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 12:50:41] AbrahamLinksys, os-5185, and Atan [827/1925] have team battled Heisenberg, Syloq, and Avocet [1315/2121] and lost! 2 days, 08:39:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/17 10:46:04] Eiam, Milquetoast, and Agent86 [2146/2245] have team battled sunri5e, Heisenberg, and i8Rzoc [73/1695] and won! 1 day, 09:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 22:15:24] RistoUuranmaki, JensRex, and Asara [282/3081] have team battled loomysh, Heisenberg, and crysys [1815/1818] and lost! 1 day, 03:34:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/17 03:56:42] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:49 towards level 83.
[11/30/17 11:34:08] qwerty [291/300] has challenged Heisenberg [875/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to qwerty's clock.
[11/30/17 20:40:49] brycec, Heisenberg, and JensRex [34/2764] have team battled neurospex, Eiam, and Syloq [2008/2259] and lost! 3 days, 07:52:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/17 18:59:23] Heisenberg [794/887] has come upon Nistur [162/381] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:05:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/17 18:07:02] Heisenberg [754/887] has come upon Zye [348/828] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:13:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/17 22:16:07] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:09 towards level 83.
[12/04/17 00:05:33] AbrahamLinksys, borsin, and idisjunction [33/2085] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Atan [386/1972] and lost! 2 days, 12:37:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 15:52:44] Heisenberg [621/887] has come upon J [585/622] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:38:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/04/17 21:37:20] Heisenberg [480/887] has come upon AbacusAvenger [337/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:50:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/05/17 00:48:58] Heisenberg [453/887] has come upon cirdan [694/869] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:11:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/05/17 04:24:28] Heisenberg [713/887] has come upon IndigoTiger [119/1043] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:38:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/17 10:21:05] Heisenberg [210/887] has come upon Frogging101 [133/599] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:35:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/17 13:29:00] hoglahoo, KeboDK, and shandor [138/1935] have team battled Iri, Heisenberg, and djm [249/2032] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 23:15:28] Heisenberg [71/887] has come upon meffe [169/509] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:14:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/16/17 09:49:33] david [580/607] has challenged Heisenberg [45/887] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from david's clock.
[12/18/17 05:50:08] Heisenberg, Tenorman, and unicron [858/2687] have team battled sigmg, himuraken, and MetaNova [941/2396] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/17 07:51:47] Heisenberg [573/887] has come upon Milquetoast [510/958] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:33:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/18/17 10:59:14] Heisenberg [601/887] has come upon dindinx [124/524] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:17:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/18/17 16:11:44] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:52 towards level 83.
[12/19/17 17:48:10] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:22 towards level 83.
[12/20/17 04:17:35] grooverider, Heisenberg, and Bradicus [1440/2762] have team battled freeboson, Majak, and LordH [1685/2340] and lost! 1 day, 23:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/17 19:34:36] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:50 towards level 83.
[12/21/17 08:34:24] Heisenberg [428/887] has come upon agrajag [821/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:24:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/21/17 10:22:29] Mars, Heisenberg, and Nistur [656/1922] have team battled AbacusAvenger, pixelate, and zid [2162/2257] and lost! 0 days, 19:24:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 03:11:44] xayto [254/561] has challenged Heisenberg [240/887] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:57:18 is removed from xayto's clock.
[12/22/17 14:40:49] theemstra and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 07:54:20] Eiam and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 19:27:12] Euronur [726/734] has challenged Heisenberg [720/887] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:25:57 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[12/25/17 09:39:53] Heisenberg [31/887] has challenged Elgo [118/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:42:36 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/25/17 09:54:19] Heisenberg [376/887] has come upon mustek [199/990] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:05:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/25/17 14:14:40] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:52 towards level 83.
[12/26/17 01:30:23] exa and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 11:48:24] shandor [363/625] has challenged Heisenberg [484/887] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:29:15 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/26/17 14:51:55] Heisenberg, brycec, and Cypher [136/2767] have team battled Darky, AncalagonThBlack, and ishanyx [1041/2290] and lost! 2 days, 00:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 15:26:56] Heisenberg [558/887] has come upon IndigoTiger [934/1057] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/27/17 17:09:23] MJ94, sunri5e, and Heisenberg [825/2483] have team battled Cypher, zankore, and Atan [494/2522] and won! 2 days, 21:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 07:27:53] Crazycatlady and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 07:51:21] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:49 towards level 83.
[12/29/17 00:05:21] Sir_Lemming, ThePhoenix47, and Heisenberg [570/2085] have team battled tspange, vegadark, and Lnk [1624/1912] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/17 00:12:41] Heisenberg [119/887] has come upon Megumin [297/321] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:53:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/29/17 05:41:26] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:21 towards level 83.
[12/31/17 12:29:49] sjefen6 [329/419] has challenged Heisenberg [176/887] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:16:09 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/31/17 18:13:49] Heisenberg [112/887] has come upon CornFly [337/1049] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:01:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/01/18 06:01:14] Heisenberg [147/887] has come upon HeavyPodda [593/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:24:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/01/18 17:50:29] Heisenberg had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:12 towards level 83.
[01/02/18 13:52:26] Heisenberg [622/887] has challenged tspange [179/742] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:10:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/18 23:26:45] MetaNova, idisjunction, and soltys [1755/2420] have team battled Heisenberg, elbie, and Ttech [1613/3286] and won! 2 days, 21:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 23:38:27] Heisenberg slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Heisenberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/18 22:29:15] lightstalker [0/3] has challenged Heisenberg [131/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[01/06/18 04:38:08] Heisenberg [840/884] has challenged dwfreed [183/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:16:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/08/18 21:34:56] Heisenberg [864/884] has come upon theemstra [476/754] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:14:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/09/18 12:09:13] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:54 towards level 83.
[01/09/18 21:07:17] Khorne and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 23:48:25] sjefen6 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 03:11:49] agrajag [155/880] has challenged Heisenberg [483/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:54 is added to agrajag's clock.
[01/10/18 14:41:49] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:21 towards level 83.
[01/10/18 19:36:53] neurospex, qbit, and Heisenberg [414/2792] have team battled nfsnobody, Nistur, and PinkiePie [708/1944] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/18 02:52:04] Heisenberg [726/894] has challenged Andries [360/783] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/16/18 14:08:10] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:58:53 towards level 84.
[01/16/18 18:24:51] SlowRiot and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 11:05:57] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:17 towards level 84.
[01/18/18 18:57:33] codedeeply, Boohbah, elbie, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/18 22:54:18] Heisenberg [335/894] has come upon trashu [6/17] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:39:05 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/19/18 00:34:08] Heisenberg [360/894] has come upon ToHellWithGA [682/720] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:16:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/19/18 09:31:17] woonack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 20:50:44] Heisenberg [599/894] has come upon Darky [293/1042] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:10:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/20/18 00:54:38] Heisenberg [610/894] has come upon PiotrekD [45/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:43:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/21/18 07:09:36] Khorne and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/18 06:42:24] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:01 from level 84.
[01/22/18 10:35:01] elbie [694/792] has challenged Heisenberg [755/894] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/22/18 18:51:29] Heisenberg [795/894] has come upon manish17xxx [476/731] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:36:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/22/18 22:11:37] Iri [412/531] has come upon Heisenberg [125/894] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:16:29 is removed from Iri's clock.
[01/23/18 05:45:46] tspange and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 07:57:01] Heisenberg [782/894] has come upon sjefen6 [362/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:25:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/23/18 17:37:26] Heisenberg [822/894] has come upon ishanyx [330/638] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:38:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/25/18 20:14:14] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:34 towards level 84.
[01/26/18 06:55:29] MetaNova and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 09:02:28] ejai [68/319] has challenged Heisenberg [777/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to ejai's clock.
[01/26/18 13:27:43] allo [351/491] has come upon Heisenberg [860/894] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:31:00 is added to allo's clock.
[01/27/18 11:02:50] Heisenberg [718/894] has come upon Neo [38/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:44:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/27/18 15:57:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 6 days, 04:45:46 toward level 84.
[01/28/18 12:25:06] Brady, Heisenberg, and elf [925/2425] have team battled exa, suterismus, and Crazycatlady [2272/2816] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 14:01:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 3 days, 13:27:56 toward level 84.
[01/28/18 17:01:12] Mrs.BigHead, zankore, and el [996/1905] have team battled MrGlass, elf, and Heisenberg [1633/2596] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/18 00:55:58] Heisenberg [706/894] has challenged neurospex [659/1151] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/31/18 23:01:43] Heisenberg, vrillusions, and neurospex [812/3148] have team battled D.Va, SN4T14, and SirMonkeybox [72/1928] and won! 0 days, 03:12:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 18:19:51] Heisenberg broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:06:25 from level 85.
[02/03/18 02:47:57] irix [504/1026] has challenged Heisenberg [606/894] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:12:37 is added to irix's clock.
[02/03/18 08:21:47] Agent86 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/18 16:52:44] Heisenberg [266/894] has challenged Mateusz [123/919] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:06:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/03/18 19:00:10] Heisenberg [75/894] has come upon Zoddo [222/1128] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:19:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/04/18 13:59:55] Heisenberg [652/894] has challenged IndigoTiger [535/1103] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:06:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/06/18 05:34:10] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:05 towards level 85.
[02/07/18 03:59:04] Mars, Heisenberg, and Milquetoast [297/2532] have team battled kork, max, and zid [705/1942] and lost! 3 days, 09:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 04:20:47] codedeeply [356/837] has challenged Heisenberg [688/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:51:43 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[02/07/18 08:56:51] MrGlass and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 13:44:09] Heisenberg [16/894] has come upon xayto [307/701] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:09:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/11/18 03:32:35] Tenorman, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1770/3030] have team battled KeboDK, buksi, and codedeeply [1225/1979] and won! 2 days, 16:07:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 02:06:31] Heisenberg [643/894] has come upon Khorne [804/1027] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:11:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/18 02:34:46] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:09 towards level 85.
[02/13/18 08:48:40] Heisenberg [382/894] has come upon sigmg [627/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:59:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/14/18 23:26:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 16 days, 20:37:32 toward level 85.
[02/15/18 18:32:12] allo [223/477] has challenged Heisenberg [624/894] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:01:46 is added to allo's clock.
[02/16/18 17:50:32] buksi [26/367] has challenged Heisenberg [349/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/17/18 01:33:42] Heisenberg [393/894] has come upon Fluttershy [611/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:56:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/17/18 02:26:10] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:04 towards level 85.
[02/17/18 15:28:04] bender, Heisenberg, and SlowRiot [945/2625] have team battled Euronur, uhmmm, and IdleMaster [1001/2324] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 12:08:41] Heisenberg [699/894] has come upon h00k [708/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:21:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/19/18 22:10:05] Heisenberg [667/894] has challenged J [448/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:27:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/18 12:25:48] Heisenberg [873/894] has come upon Lnk [467/686] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:09:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/18 02:33:51] TauPan, darkmage, and brycec [2000/2558] have team battled dindinx, SpikeX, and Heisenberg [2205/2314] and lost! 2 days, 22:59:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 03:08:38] bender, sunri5e, and Syloq [694/1821] have team battled el, Euronur, and Heisenberg [992/2066] and lost! 1 day, 13:57:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 04:29:06] MadMan [794/1058] has challenged Heisenberg [629/894] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:29:21 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[02/22/18 09:13:40] Herb_Tarlek, Heisenberg, and cirdan [1713/2566] have team battled Asara, Euronur, and greekman [322/2229] and won! 1 day, 17:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 19:41:31] Heisenberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/18 06:26:13] Heisenberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:55 from level 85.
[02/23/18 09:40:47] ToHellWithGA [102/781] has challenged Heisenberg [222/897] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:53:22 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/24/18 15:22:11] Heisenberg, Khorne, and PiotrekD [1987/2618] have team battled fattrat, Lemelisk, and WallIdl [809/3219] and won! 1 day, 01:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/18 22:03:52] dindinx, max, astropoint, and Heisenberg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 14:46:02] Heisenberg and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 19:33:10] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:00 towards level 85.
[02/26/18 08:24:58] J and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 08:02:06] Heisenberg [494/910] has challenged fattrat [550/1180] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:24:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/27/18 12:46:47] elbie, buksi, and mustek [1916/2204] have team battled Heisenberg, Wario, and IndigoTiger [1221/2300] and won! 0 days, 01:17:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 05:13:07] Heisenberg [853/910] has challenged Luamil [68/475] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/28/18 13:48:18] Wario [192/289] has challenged Heisenberg [840/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to Wario's clock.
[03/01/18 19:28:58] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/18 04:18:40] Heisenberg, Sixbierehomme, and vox [75/2806] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Sundance, and pfoley [1202/2156] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/18 07:57:53] greekman [313/332] has challenged Heisenberg [869/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to greekman's clock.
[03/02/18 21:58:00] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:59:58 towards level 86.
[03/03/18 10:29:29] Heisenberg, Lemelisk, and robox [109/2861] have team battled pfoley, el, and zid [808/2140] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 15:11:42] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:52:10 from level 86.
[03/04/18 02:15:33] awgh stole Heisenberg's level 414 weapon while they were sleeping! awgh leaves their old level 174 weapon behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[03/04/18 09:31:09] Heisenberg [92/687] has come upon ncarl747 [855/864] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:58:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/04/18 11:50:41] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:06:26 towards level 86.
[03/05/18 07:51:52] Heisenberg [358/687] has challenged IdleMaster [688/729] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:48:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/05/18 13:10:03] bavi [230/310] has challenged Heisenberg [133/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:35 is removed from bavi's clock.
[03/06/18 15:07:15] Heisenberg [312/687] has come upon csssuf [337/672] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:13:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/06/18 23:10:06] Bob [165/744] has come upon Heisenberg [84/687] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:44:08 is removed from Bob's clock.
[03/07/18 00:42:44] Heisenberg [536/687] has come upon MadHatter [321/670] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:35:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/07/18 11:28:34] Heisenberg [189/687] has come upon elbie [250/809] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:43:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/07/18 14:09:12] Heisenberg [337/687] has challenged brendan [613/1407] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:11:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/07/18 22:11:47] Heisenberg [479/687] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [167/914] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:33:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/08/18 05:14:05] RBecker [300/782] has challenged Heisenberg [390/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:36:21 is added to RBecker's clock.
[03/10/18 14:43:57] Mithkabob, bigjay, and robox [1230/2462] have team battled bebbet, dindinx, and Heisenberg [1110/1799] and won! 0 days, 15:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 18:34:16] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:05:52 towards level 86.
[03/13/18 23:04:56] Milquetoast, Heisenberg, and Zaratustra [615/2761] have team battled apiw, himuraken, and bavi [1482/1866] and lost! 1 day, 02:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/18 02:01:26] Andries [424/777] has challenged Heisenberg [175/687] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:09:12 is removed from Andries's clock.
[03/14/18 20:24:32] RBecker and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 04:10:28] grooverider [626/1208] has challenged Heisenberg [112/687] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:06:29 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/15/18 18:25:31] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:04:17 towards level 86.
[03/15/18 23:08:12] Heisenberg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:37:08 from level 86.
[03/16/18 05:25:09] Heisenberg [580/687] has come upon Wario [181/358] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:58:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/17/18 03:16:38] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:26:51 towards level 86.
[03/17/18 16:24:34] acolarh, Hooloovoo, and Heisenberg [890/1380] have team battled theemstra, Pogor, and dwfreed [1111/1634] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 17:53:18] Taffer, Heisenberg, and qwerty [1608/2244] have team battled lipek, ruan, and SpikeX [1243/2948] and won! 2 days, 22:00:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 06:13:00] Heisenberg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:37:40 from level 86.
[03/18/18 12:30:07] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:17 towards level 86.
[03/21/18 08:31:53] m4dc0w [314/360] has challenged Heisenberg [397/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/22/18 03:08:17] Heisenberg [147/689] has challenged Fantom [214/218] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:24:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/26/18 02:21:20] Heisenberg and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/18 15:29:25] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:49 towards level 86.
[03/27/18 05:54:22] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:42:43 towards level 86.
[03/27/18 07:50:36] Heisenberg [582/689] has come upon PinkiePie [277/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:26:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/28/18 23:00:22] Heisenberg [66/689] has come upon Asara [1000/1256] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:17:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/29/18 20:00:43] Heisenberg [647/689] has come upon tmberg [611/972] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:55:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/30/18 21:48:33] Heisenberg [566/689] has come upon djm [796/926] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:32:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/18 05:03:11] Heisenberg [400/689] has come upon csssuf [145/696] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:45:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/02/18 04:30:56] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:47 towards level 86.
[04/02/18 22:17:47] Eldoreth [102/923] has challenged Heisenberg [422/689] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[04/03/18 16:54:51] Killerkid [174/766] has challenged Heisenberg [395/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:24:20 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[04/04/18 06:12:32] Heisenberg [107/689] has come upon Zaratustra [835/964] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/04/18 10:26:02] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:08 towards level 86.
[04/05/18 00:05:31] Xenthys [421/685] has challenged Heisenberg [610/689] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:35:59 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[04/05/18 04:06:49] holloway [749/930] has challenged Heisenberg [398/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:53:41 is removed from holloway's clock.
[04/05/18 11:09:18] Heisenberg [171/689] has challenged Zaratustra [111/964] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:16:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/05/18 15:18:10] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:25 from level 86.
[04/07/18 16:27:27] mordac [520/1130] has challenged Heisenberg [96/689] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:03:33 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/09/18 17:46:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 12:31:56 toward level 86.
[04/10/18 14:53:25] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:28 towards level 86.
[04/10/18 16:56:30] Heisenberg [314/699] has challenged D.Va [277/556] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/11/18 18:08:29] Heisenberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/18 19:01:11] Heisenberg [491/704] has challenged Elgo [210/445] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:46:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/12/18 06:18:39] Heisenberg, sasaniak, and csssuf [1673/2068] have team battled mefmef, damyan, and M00nsl47r [690/1560] and won! 0 days, 09:10:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 02:11:43] Heisenberg [174/704] has challenged IdleBot [1754/1900] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:07:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/18 07:15:26] Heisenberg [420/704] has come upon MrGlass [4/836] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:16:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/16/18 16:23:42] Heisenberg and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 03:46:12] Heisenberg [316/704] has challenged theemstra [962/981] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:46:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/17/18 05:46:54] Brainiac [93/703] has challenged Heisenberg [53/704] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:48:54 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/17/18 11:48:56] Heisenberg [41/704] has challenged eva42 [607/1294] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:38:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/17/18 15:51:48] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:48:33 towards level 87.
[04/18/18 12:16:32] Heisenberg and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 16:59:07] Heisenberg [360/704] has challenged codedeeply [709/850] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:49:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/19/18 11:34:42] Heisenberg [644/704] has come upon Mars [380/781] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:52:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/19/18 12:55:47] Xenthys, Heisenberg, and crysys [201/2058] have team battled Mars, AbacusAvenger, and Euronur [1033/2319] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 15:39:46] KevinSpacey, Heisenberg, and ncarl747 [407/1929] have team battled yano, ilbelkyr, and Mars [2303/2364] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 00:00:28] Heisenberg [469/704] has come upon pants [596/817] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:52:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/20/18 07:15:13] Heisenberg [571/704] has come upon woonack [312/459] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:42:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/20/18 12:59:22] max, elbie, and darkmage [56/2513] have team battled D.Va, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1610/2404] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 19:16:55] qwerty, PiotrekD, and tmberg [1308/2549] have team battled Heisenberg, lipek, and ilbelkyr [46/2810] and won! 1 day, 18:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 08:27:21] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:17:05 towards level 87.
[04/21/18 09:02:06] Heisenberg [258/704] has come upon Roxana [705/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/21/18 09:56:04] bozo, glorgamitch, and Cypher [103/2387] have team battled Heisenberg, hannesenator, and moveax [1692/2350] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 21:33:49] Heisenberg [321/704] has come upon basepi [192/983] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:52:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/23/18 02:25:26] Heisenberg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 10:18:29] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:34:12 towards level 87.
[04/27/18 12:20:22] Xenthys [456/513] has challenged Heisenberg [199/913] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:01:26 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/27/18 15:51:08] Dork_Knight [625/784] has challenged Heisenberg [90/913] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:02:13 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[04/28/18 04:29:18] Heisenberg and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 06:06:51] Herb_Tarlek [742/861] has come upon Heisenberg [309/913] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:21:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/18 10:42:27] Heisenberg, manish17xxx, and ilbelkyr [1784/2602] have team battled Mateusz, Sundance, and NRKist [254/2005] and won! 2 days, 06:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 11:35:44] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:12:58 from level 87.
[04/30/18 06:19:03] CompanionCube [161/180] has come upon Heisenberg [152/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:27:58 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[04/30/18 15:10:17] Tenorman, uhmmm, and sbp [1350/2469] have team battled Heisenberg, max, and zid [2473/2524] and lost! 2 days, 07:38:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/18 02:59:48] Heisenberg and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/18 20:01:04] Heisenberg broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:28 from level 87.
[05/08/18 03:56:32] elbie [18/809] has challenged Heisenberg [696/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:44 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/09/18 05:32:19] brendan, awgh, and JuanMaestro [1818/3045] have team battled Heisenberg, Crazycatlady, and shymega [952/2076] and won! 2 days, 10:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 12:40:34] Heisenberg [352/955] has challenged grooverider [1179/1248] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:24:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/09/18 19:59:49] pants [138/849] has come upon Heisenberg [356/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:08:20 is added to pants's clock.
[05/10/18 10:40:11] brycec and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 11:49:31] shandor and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 16:40:32] Heisenberg [649/958] has come upon dwfreed [10/533] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 17:06:14 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/10/18 18:48:25] Elgo, shymega, and Heisenberg [145/2017] have team battled awgh, JuanMaestro, and Misza [2484/2770] and lost! 2 days, 17:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/18 14:59:08] Heisenberg and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 15:26:24] Heisenberg [764/958] has challenged kork [94/310] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:49:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/12/18 06:52:29] ishanyx, LordH, and caeli [1998/2126] have team battled valdur55, shymega, and Heisenberg [1786/2440] and won! 0 days, 03:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 19:01:23] mwhahaha [431/879] has challenged Heisenberg [418/958] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:28:37 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/13/18 09:39:02] Heisenberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:55:12 from level 88.
[05/13/18 16:19:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 13 days, 13:18:23 toward level 88.
[05/14/18 18:21:52] el [303/570] has challenged Heisenberg [95/958] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:43 is removed from el's clock.
[05/15/18 06:04:11] Birdbones, double, and brendan [471/3403] have team battled Heisenberg, Geela, and moveax [1935/2096] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 06:34:02] dax [415/576] has come upon Heisenberg [378/958] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:51:13 is removed from dax's clock.
[05/15/18 07:56:56] SpikeX, Evrial, and khmerboy [153/1871] have team battled TauPan, djm, and Heisenberg [562/2588] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/18 03:46:12] Heisenberg [815/958] has come upon womblecat [320/540] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:08:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/16/18 13:09:04] Heisenberg [316/958] has challenged celophi [225/241] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:13:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/17/18 04:22:05] Heisenberg [547/958] has come upon vox [0/1150] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:22:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/17/18 10:00:39] Heisenberg [81/958] has come upon sbp [149/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:47:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/18/18 08:31:33] Heisenberg [935/958] has come upon idisjunction [70/912] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:49:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/19/18 00:07:53] Heisenberg [1/958] has come upon Tenorman [506/1003] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:26:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/19/18 06:14:17] el [376/570] has come upon Heisenberg [44/958] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:12:07 is removed from el's clock.
[05/19/18 12:36:42] Heisenberg and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 19:20:20] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:36 towards level 88.
[05/19/18 23:22:22] Heisenberg [639/958] has come upon Crazycatlady [25/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:25:17 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/20/18 17:31:13] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:15 from level 88.
[05/21/18 13:53:07] Xenthys, eva42, and NRKist [1811/2267] have team battled Heisenberg, abra0, and IndigoTiger [6/3103] and won! 0 days, 01:08:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 14:36:23] celophi [211/260] has challenged Heisenberg [901/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to celophi's clock.
[05/21/18 18:19:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 3 days, 03:36:53 toward level 88.
[05/21/18 21:29:50] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:39 towards level 88.
[05/23/18 03:57:37] Yuhno and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 23:26:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 13:39:28 toward level 88.
[05/23/18 23:54:59] Heisenberg [681/958] has come upon yano [102/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:27:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/24/18 07:27:17] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:57 from level 88.
[05/24/18 14:11:28] Pici, qwerty, and Heisenberg [2117/2685] have team battled MJ94, vox, and ncarl747 [357/2549] and won! 0 days, 01:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 20:22:13] Heisenberg [662/958] has challenged Wario [503/621] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:02:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/25/18 09:12:52] waffles [166/208] has challenged Heisenberg [130/958] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:18 is removed from waffles's clock.
[05/25/18 11:45:14] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:41:38 towards level 89.
[05/25/18 12:29:53] Heisenberg [590/958] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [858/1019] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:57:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/25/18 13:28:07] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:12:33 from level 89.
[05/26/18 00:29:25] Heisenberg [351/958] has come upon Roxana [415/790] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:55:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/26/18 01:19:06] Nofew, Heisenberg, and Fyris [1493/2575] have team battled freeboson, acolarh, and woonack [892/2054] and won! 0 days, 11:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 14:57:01] Ttech [507/1716] has come upon Heisenberg [200/958] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:10:00 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/27/18 01:58:34] alephnull [468/569] has challenged Heisenberg [634/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:06 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/27/18 07:06:57] Heisenberg got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:19:46 from level 89.
[05/28/18 16:26:42] Heisenberg [291/958] has come upon Fluttershy [35/1028] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 09:31:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/30/18 14:10:28] Heisenberg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Heisenberg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/18 09:27:01] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:16:59 towards level 89.
[06/01/18 07:02:57] Syloq and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 07:42:43] Heisenberg [856/953] has challenged Andries [430/763] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:35:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/02/18 10:42:35] csc2ya [4/309] has challenged Heisenberg [445/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[06/02/18 18:55:07] Heisenberg [867/953] has challenged gildarts [223/501] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:03:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/03/18 22:34:25] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:15:15 towards level 89.
[06/04/18 02:10:01] allo [69/478] has come upon Heisenberg [355/953] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:45:58 is added to allo's clock.
[06/05/18 03:41:13] Heisenberg, Lemelisk, and Sharky4 [1114/2782] have team battled pixelate, acolarh, and m0shbear [1609/1891] and lost! 3 days, 06:52:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 10:33:10] niko, SirMonkeybox, and moveax [1764/1918] have team battled Virtual, Heisenberg, and Majak [1871/2054] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 11:09:50] Heisenberg and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 09:49:51] Brady [183/669] has come upon Heisenberg [77/953] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:10:38 is removed from Brady's clock.
[06/06/18 17:16:10] Heisenberg, ohnx, Sharky4, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/18 04:31:50] abra0 [63/1000] has challenged Heisenberg [932/953] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:00:31 is added to abra0's clock.
[06/07/18 12:13:26] Heisenberg and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/18 23:38:42] Heisenberg [181/953] has challenged apiw [371/682] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:44:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/18 13:04:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 6 days, 23:11:18 toward level 89.
[06/08/18 14:14:57] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:56 towards level 89.
[06/09/18 14:37:05] Maruiki, Agent86, and sasaniak [1462/1570] have team battled Heisenberg, pfoley, and nickware [15/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:13:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 05:00:17] Heisenberg [222/953] has come upon Euronur [269/685] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:37:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/10/18 21:47:09] Heisenberg [843/953] has come upon blizgerg [847/1182] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:29 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/11/18 06:00:45] bigjay, Agent86, and damyan [453/2852] have team battled alephnull, wulk, and Heisenberg [1176/2013] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/18 11:44:13] ncarl747 [386/757] has challenged Heisenberg [208/953] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:28:23 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[06/12/18 21:04:55] Heisenberg [261/953] has come upon astropoint [542/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:06:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/13/18 19:27:37] Heisenberg [324/953] has come upon robox [112/812] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:38:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/15/18 09:03:53] Roxana [435/948] has challenged Heisenberg [935/953] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to Roxana's clock.
[06/15/18 15:19:20] damyan [694/908] has challenged Heisenberg [289/953] in combat and won! 16 days, 11:31:26 is removed from damyan's clock.
[06/16/18 10:21:24] Mateusz, shandor, and sbp [1999/2118] have team battled sasaniak, Heisenberg, and loomysh [443/2337] and won! 3 days, 07:09:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 13:06:09] Heisenberg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:10 from level 89.
[06/17/18 13:56:39] Tor [199/732] has come upon Heisenberg [689/953] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:30:00 is added to Tor's clock.
[06/18/18 07:32:29] LegendaryQ [121/489] has challenged Heisenberg [436/953] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[06/19/18 13:09:00] Heisenberg [461/953] has challenged Dork_Knight [428/826] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/20/18 07:24:44] dwfreed, jp, and Psilocybe [768/1533] have team battled ncarl747, Elgo, and Heisenberg [1528/2174] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 16:19:48] Heisenberg [41/953] has come upon abra0 [590/1000] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:07:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/22/18 18:54:03] ToHellWithGA stole Heisenberg's level 78 tunic while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 60 tunic behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[06/23/18 11:54:59] vox, xtort-, and Heisenberg [38/2383] have team battled qwerty, Lemongrab, and SirMonkeybox [147/1674] and lost! 0 days, 07:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 17:44:22] Heisenberg, valdur55, and mwhahaha [2705/2755] have team battled Cameron_D, Mateusz, and IndigoTiger [1482/3673] and won! 1 day, 14:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 20:30:44] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:19:31 towards level 90.
[06/24/18 02:07:23] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:02 towards level 90.
[06/24/18 09:59:31] Heisenberg [816/933] has come upon bootdisk [222/959] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:19:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/26/18 04:06:20] canton7 [386/830] has come upon Heisenberg [326/933] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:16:59 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/26/18 04:06:20] canton7 has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 4 days, 16:09:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/26/18 04:46:58] Heisenberg [461/933] has come upon SN4T14 [612/818] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:38:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/26/18 17:39:21] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:29:56 towards level 90.
[06/27/18 17:16:32] Heisenberg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:28:51 from level 90.
[06/28/18 04:26:47] brycec [478/800] has challenged Heisenberg [731/933] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:49:02 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/28/18 04:36:06] Milquetoast, Heisenberg, and Crazycatlady [360/2463] have team battled JensRex, dxtr, and Yuhno [345/2109] and won! 4 days, 06:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 11:29:18] Heisenberg [457/933] has challenged vrillusions [888/1293] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:21:29 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/28/18 23:33:29] Heisenberg [118/933] has challenged dclaw123 [863/1026] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:07:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/28/18 23:48:58] Heisenberg [209/933] has come upon Andries [461/763] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:08:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/30/18 17:28:52] J, Axehands, and dindinx [995/1863] have team battled Zaratustra, bootdisk, and Heisenberg [1091/2851] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 20:49:09] loomysh [432/719] has challenged Heisenberg [329/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:46:57 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[07/01/18 03:51:52] you [341/347] has come upon Heisenberg [62/933] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:43:04 is removed from you's clock.
[07/02/18 09:10:32] shandor and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 16:20:25] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:38:59 from level 90.
[07/04/18 21:28:52] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:22:02 from level 90.
[07/05/18 01:29:00] eva42, astropoint, and TheDeadlyDandy [1200/2255] have team battled mustek, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [1606/2911] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/18 08:49:27] Heisenberg [456/933] has come upon apiw [41/729] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:43:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/06/18 02:14:16] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:33:23 towards level 90.
[07/06/18 12:48:12] max and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 18:54:12] Heisenberg, ohnx, and bigjay [941/3280] have team battled TauPan, khmerboy, and grooverider [1056/2408] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 14:06:18] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:19 towards level 90.
[07/07/18 17:26:36] Heisenberg [812/933] has come upon Sundance [162/673] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:45:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/07/18 18:17:12] Heisenberg and qwerty have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 03:00:45] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:21:03 towards level 90.
[07/08/18 16:26:41] dclaw123, IdleMaster, and acolarh [2357/2454] have team battled Cypher, Heisenberg, and AngryParsley [2613/2969] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 16:42:43] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:23 towards level 90.
[07/08/18 21:59:32] Heisenberg [279/933] has come upon eva42 [847/1294] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:24:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/08/18 23:15:27] Heisenberg [293/933] has come upon Mateusz [72/881] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:59:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/10/18 04:22:28] Heisenberg and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 14:19:15] ilbelkyr [208/892] has challenged Heisenberg [514/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:31 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[07/12/18 02:35:55] Lemelisk, jrosmith, and IndigoTiger [294/3192] have team battled Agent86, awgh, and Heisenberg [1916/2544] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 23:11:51] Heisenberg, idisjunction, and Lemongrab [1273/2386] have team battled Agent86, Nistur, and Tim [1282/1492] and lost! 2 days, 10:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/18 22:58:37] Tenorman, hannesenator, and Gerdesas [1639/2788] have team battled AngryParsley, pfoley, and Heisenberg [1339/2500] and won! 1 day, 17:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/18 20:54:22] Pici [703/1071] has come upon Heisenberg [781/933] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:19:54 is added to Pici's clock.
[07/14/18 22:22:36] Heisenberg and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 09:29:09] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:16 towards level 90.
[07/16/18 19:35:11] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:20:45 from level 90.
[07/16/18 23:13:15] Heisenberg [177/933] has come upon meffe [479/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:59:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/17/18 06:21:42] Heisenberg saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:44 from level 90.
[07/18/18 04:13:57] Heisenberg [227/933] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [300/865] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/18/18 17:08:16] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:17 towards level 90.
[07/18/18 20:20:59] Heisenberg and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/18 08:23:48] Heisenberg [347/933] has challenged gcc [127/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/19/18 22:52:24] Heisenberg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:14:43 from level 90.
[07/20/18 06:23:32] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:42 towards level 90.
[07/20/18 15:08:11] AngryParsley [591/925] has come upon Heisenberg [278/933] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:20:29 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/20/18 20:20:38] Euronur [259/683] has come upon Heisenberg [176/933] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:15:42 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[07/21/18 15:32:53] ruan stole Heisenberg's level 286 pair of boots while they were sleeping! ruan leaves their old level 43 pair of boots behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[07/21/18 18:43:40] Heisenberg [38/666] has challenged m0shbear [578/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/21/18 19:18:10] sheu and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/18 07:52:22] KevinSpacey [155/504] has challenged Heisenberg [352/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:37 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[07/22/18 21:52:26] nickware [608/835] has come upon Heisenberg [389/666] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:46:36 is removed from nickware's clock.
[07/23/18 13:34:59] fattrat, bootdisk, and meffe [2649/2866] have team battled Geela, Heisenberg, and sbp [861/1727] and won! 0 days, 22:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 19:08:59] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:41 from level 90.
[07/24/18 17:47:33] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:48 towards level 90.
[07/24/18 23:15:28] Heisenberg and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 08:12:56] Heisenberg [612/666] has challenged Misza [183/1167] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:49:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/26/18 23:31:14] Heisenberg [505/666] has challenged Syloq [406/493] in combat and won! 16 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/27/18 21:48:05] Lemelisk, LukeLR, and TimWolla [1684/2636] have team battled dindinx, Heisenberg, and Geela [266/2028] and won! 3 days, 05:03:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 16:53:16] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:57:19 towards level 91.
[07/28/18 20:09:49] Heisenberg [522/666] has come upon Zoddo [892/1145] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:45:16 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/29/18 13:30:08] Sixbierehomme and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 17:17:24] Mateusz, Heisenberg, and Pici [2322/2623] have team battled Sixbierehomme, nickware, and Iri [415/1858] and won! 10 days, 20:00:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/18 13:19:32] Heisenberg [48/666] has come upon AngryParsley [219/925] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:23:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/30/18 22:05:17] Heisenberg [544/666] has come upon IndigoTiger [70/1153] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:23:17 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/01/18 23:19:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 21:32:03 from level 91.
[08/04/18 01:13:16] freeboson [443/1056] has come upon Heisenberg [661/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:10:40 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/05/18 03:45:10] Heisenberg [218/666] has come upon Bradicus [653/744] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:36:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/05/18 13:28:00] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:26:23 towards level 91.
[08/05/18 21:05:55] Heisenberg and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 02:56:49] Killerkid [17/806] has come upon Heisenberg [108/666] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 17:28:32 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/06/18 13:08:37] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:41:41 from level 91.
[08/06/18 15:25:14] idlerpgww and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/18 10:50:21] WallIdl [19/764] has challenged Heisenberg [386/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:33 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/07/18 18:40:52] Heisenberg [69/666] has come upon kenyon [307/1093] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:20:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/08/18 14:07:19] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:34:34 towards level 91.
[08/10/18 03:05:38] cornfeedhobo [165/319] has come upon Heisenberg [487/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:15 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/10/18 21:22:38] Heisenberg and valdur55 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 21:45:03] gildarts and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/18 14:45:56] Taffer, pfoley, and nickware [1212/1986] have team battled Tim, Heisenberg, and elbie [512/1801] and won! 0 days, 08:53:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/18 01:37:54] ncarl747, Heisenberg, woonack, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/18 02:36:32] aismallard and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 09:32:11] ncarl747, alephnull, and Pici [1295/2485] have team battled Ttech, Eldoreth, and Heisenberg [952/3294] and won! 0 days, 01:00:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 12:08:51] Heisenberg [484/666] has come upon AbacusAvenger [733/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:58:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/13/18 20:11:30] soltys, canton7, and Herb_Tarlek [1286/2282] have team battled basepi, yano, and Heisenberg [1770/2202] and lost! 3 days, 08:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 23:12:47] Heisenberg [571/666] has come upon ncarl747 [38/784] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:47:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/16/18 02:05:01] Heisenberg [65/666] has challenged suterismus [697/1346] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:37:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/17/18 04:02:39] Heisenberg [605/666] has come upon RBecker [817/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:12:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/17/18 12:39:54] Heisenberg and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 20:21:00] Heisenberg [458/666] has come upon bigjay [64/1342] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:55:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/17/18 20:50:23] dwfreed and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 09:25:36] Leetistan [518/690] has challenged Heisenberg [407/666] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:48:34 is removed from Leetistan's clock.
[08/19/18 06:19:18] Zye [66/1201] has come upon Heisenberg [553/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:54:47 is added to Zye's clock.
[08/20/18 06:26:55] Heisenberg [498/666] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [905/1019] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:32:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/20/18 23:32:17] agrajag [311/903] has come upon Heisenberg [477/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:57:30 is added to agrajag's clock.
[08/21/18 02:43:27] Bradicus [198/744] has challenged Heisenberg [377/666] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:50:38 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[08/21/18 03:12:53] pants [90/875] has come upon Heisenberg [88/666] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:40:10 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/21/18 04:28:11] zankore, Psilocybe, and Taffer [1388/2307] have team battled LegendaryQ, Heisenberg, and csc2ya [1312/1559] and won! 1 day, 01:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 07:36:41] HeavyPodda [585/982] has challenged Heisenberg [185/666] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:29:21 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/21/18 13:08:55] Heisenberg [525/666] has come upon Globalirc [597/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:31:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/22/18 21:15:37] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:47 towards level 91.
[08/22/18 23:08:32] Herb_Tarlek, Heisenberg, and theemstra [1979/2327] have team battled Mateusz, mordac, and dwfreed [288/2580] and won! 0 days, 21:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/18 15:11:35] darkmage [488/1119] has come upon Heisenberg [319/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:59:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/24/18 21:52:00] Heisenberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:57 from level 91.
[08/24/18 22:01:33] crysys, kork, and ToHellWithGA [917/1976] have team battled Andries, MetaNova, and Heisenberg [1328/2407] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/18 05:22:39] Heisenberg [603/666] has come upon lagertonne [171/192] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:08:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/27/18 21:06:08] Globalirc, KeboDK, and Heisenberg [1514/2426] have team battled PinkiePie, petrichor, and Bradicus [1170/2824] and won! 0 days, 14:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 22:10:24] Andries [88/733] has challenged Heisenberg [442/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:00:09 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/28/18 03:59:27] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:42 towards level 91.
[08/28/18 13:15:28] Flonk [409/785] has challenged Heisenberg [349/666] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:26:37 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[08/28/18 16:25:53] dwfreed and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 12:01:47] Heisenberg was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:06 from level 91.
[08/30/18 12:14:33] MadMan, Andries, and MetaNova [64/2859] have team battled Heisenberg, Iri, and Milquetoast [1482/2186] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/18 18:38:31] Cameron_D [1016/1648] has come upon Heisenberg [295/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:03:59 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[09/03/18 05:36:23] Heisenberg [654/666] has challenged elf [944/1161] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:24:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/03/18 14:39:04] idisjunction, Crazycatlady, Heisenberg, and Tor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/18 12:40:44] Sharky4 [207/711] has challenged Heisenberg [220/666] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:18:18 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[09/06/18 00:49:30] Heisenberg, CornFly, and Ttech [3162/3587] have team battled kenyon, WallIdl, and Tor [685/3200] and won! 0 days, 17:00:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/18 16:01:06] Heisenberg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:31:17 from level 92.
[09/08/18 01:25:24] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:55:38 towards level 92.
[09/08/18 12:33:23] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:10:41 towards level 92.
[09/09/18 00:15:46] Heisenberg [140/666] has come upon ToHellWithGA [734/937] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:50:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/18 10:50:34] mefmef [262/725] has challenged Heisenberg [277/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:46:00 is added to mefmef's clock.
[09/10/18 21:22:52] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:30:21 from level 92.
[09/12/18 01:11:26] Heisenberg [219/666] has challenged loomysh [67/754] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:53:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/12/18 06:13:04] Heisenberg [527/666] has challenged Ais [366/475] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:31:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/12/18 11:44:51] double [112/1106] has come upon Heisenberg [326/666] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:34:45 is added to double's clock.
[09/12/18 21:04:55] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:18:59 towards level 92.
[09/15/18 09:58:45] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:23:14 towards level 92.
[09/16/18 11:16:17] Heisenberg [623/666] has come upon dindinx [446/805] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:06:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/16/18 21:08:56] Heisenberg bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:50:07 from level 92.
[09/17/18 00:11:36] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:41:36 towards level 92.
[09/19/18 03:00:16] kork [136/414] has come upon Heisenberg [352/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:15:06 is added to kork's clock.
[09/19/18 16:13:10] Heisenberg [588/666] has challenged Sundance [44/719] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/19/18 18:29:27] Desspugne, useless, and Zoddo [2218/2228] have team battled lipek, Heisenberg, and ncarl747 [2350/2706] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/18 11:56:48] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 20:47:45] Heisenberg [383/666] has come upon bobvador [67/593] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:25:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/22/18 17:15:22] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:17 towards level 92.
[09/22/18 22:59:36] Sixbierehomme and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 03:29:04] Heisenberg and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 18:53:17] Heisenberg [593/666] has come upon Misza [111/1161] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:12:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/23/18 19:01:19] muetD [9/26] has challenged Heisenberg [134/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:09 is added to muetD's clock.
[09/24/18 03:43:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 7 days, 08:58:50 toward level 92.
[09/25/18 03:58:41] Curious_Onion [213/580] has challenged Heisenberg [186/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:31:31 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[09/25/18 20:04:04] Elgo [322/514] has challenged Heisenberg [403/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:26 is added to Elgo's clock.
[09/25/18 23:51:38] Lemongrab, suterismus, and grooverider [1722/3619] have team battled mwhahaha, dindinx, and Heisenberg [1063/2432] and won! 3 days, 04:24:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 03:48:26] neurospex, Xenthys, and M144 [968/2242] have team battled Heisenberg, Sundance, and woonack [633/1875] and won! 0 days, 23:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/18 02:23:06] Flonk [97/880] has challenged Heisenberg [238/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:22:41 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/28/18 22:38:47] Atan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 05:49:40] Heisenberg [136/666] has challenged mwhahaha [461/961] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:36:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/30/18 13:35:39] kenyon and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/18 10:14:22] Vegitha [12/82] has challenged Heisenberg [662/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:22 is added to Vegitha's clock.
[10/02/18 11:06:39] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 00:02:03 from level 93.
[10/03/18 02:43:22] JensRex, Heisenberg, CornFly, and xit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/18 18:42:42] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:43:44 from level 93.
[10/03/18 20:11:13] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:19:37 from level 93.
[10/04/18 08:15:14] bobvador [544/613] has challenged Heisenberg [412/672] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:51:16 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[10/04/18 23:15:40] Heisenberg and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 04:10:56] Tenorman [964/1051] has come upon Heisenberg [177/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:31 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/05/18 06:29:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 16:32:38 from level 93.
[10/05/18 15:09:54] Heisenberg [407/672] has come upon TimWolla [128/756] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:51:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/18 15:25:56] Heisenberg [308/672] has challenged Birdbones [440/1297] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:02:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/18 15:33:19] Heisenberg [658/672] has come upon brycec [141/1245] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 14:10:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/06/18 07:31:25] gildarts [390/458] has challenged Heisenberg [553/672] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:05:07 is added to gildarts's clock.
[10/06/18 08:31:45] Herb_Tarlek [522/872] has challenged Heisenberg [447/672] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:33:25 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/06/18 10:18:12] x0, brycec, and Heisenberg [1986/2289] have team battled CornFly, bootdisk, and Mateusz [1053/3196] and won! 1 day, 10:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/18 20:46:29] dwfreed and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 10:56:37] DrJosh9000 [29/108] has challenged Heisenberg [522/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:02 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/09/18 16:54:46] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:37:26 towards level 93.
[10/11/18 10:55:34] Heisenberg [589/672] has come upon gildarts [135/458] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:18:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/12/18 04:06:42] Heisenberg [240/672] has come upon gildarts [241/458] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:44:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/12/18 20:20:25] Heisenberg [275/672] has come upon max [278/651] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:58:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/13/18 02:22:53] soltys, Heisenberg, and Khorne [676/2316] have team battled theZoMBiE, Yuhno, and dxtr [754/1972] and lost! 9 days, 07:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 06:17:43] Heisenberg, tmberg, and Zoddo [1552/2841] have team battled Misza, alephnull, and woonack [297/2278] and won! 8 days, 11:20:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 14:12:47] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:11:02 towards level 93.
[10/13/18 19:34:44] Heisenberg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Heisenberg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/18 05:17:41] crysys, Pici, and mwhahaha [2567/2826] have team battled Fluttershy, Heisenberg, and max [2366/2369] and won! 0 days, 00:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/18 08:59:26] Heisenberg [481/665] has come upon Lemelisk [1029/1258] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:53:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/14/18 22:04:05] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:11:35 towards level 93.
[10/14/18 22:15:46] Heisenberg [200/665] has come upon rxcomm [450/1044] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:00:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/14/18 23:58:34] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:56:31 towards level 93.
[10/16/18 14:07:09] CornFly, Brady, and TauPan [1804/2522] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Brainiac [321/1856] and won! 6 days, 12:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/18 00:57:35] ishanyx, ToHellWithGA, and Geela [2204/2334] have team battled lipek, Heisenberg, and zankore [2650/2963] and lost! 0 days, 14:58:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 14:15:20] Heisenberg [569/665] has come upon SCSi [493/499] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:52:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/19/18 21:05:07] Heisenberg [63/665] has come upon djm [645/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:50:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/21/18 10:08:18] allo [521/551] has come upon Heisenberg [471/665] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:14:21 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/21/18 15:40:11] pfoley, Mirc0p, Heisenberg, and djm have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/18 13:34:43] pants, kork, and sigmg [677/2079] have team battled Cusack, ishanyx, and Heisenberg [64/1515] and won! 1 day, 05:41:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 21:43:15] Heisenberg [659/665] has challenged psycho [218/353] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:03:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/23/18 12:03:17] Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and bobvador [1801/2139] have team battled Tenorman, sigmg, and tmberg [265/2834] and won! 1 day, 22:12:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 10:56:00] Heisenberg [653/665] has challenged zankore [471/1082] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:41:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/25/18 05:24:53] Heisenberg [540/665] has come upon IdleMaster [745/795] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:44:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/27/18 00:36:54] Heisenberg [295/665] has come upon dclaw123 [683/1022] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:46:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/28/18 20:05:32] Heisenberg [176/665] has come upon mordac [71/1228] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:39:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/29/18 10:39:22] Heisenberg [360/665] has come upon dwfreed [392/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:29:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/30/18 05:17:20] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:50 towards level 93.
[10/30/18 06:36:26] Milquetoast [847/965] has challenged Heisenberg [602/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:16:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/30/18 17:56:03] Heisenberg, damyan, and sunri5e [2226/2717] have team battled suterismus, IRPG, and Roxana [2655/2871] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/18 16:55:07] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:47 towards level 93.
[10/31/18 20:24:58] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:46 towards level 93.
[11/01/18 09:29:16] kenyon [451/1388] has challenged Heisenberg [327/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:31:21 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/01/18 14:58:32] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:47 towards level 93.
[11/01/18 19:54:56] Brady [765/909] has come upon Heisenberg [512/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:32:12 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/02/18 05:42:03] Heisenberg and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 04:40:49] Cypher, Heisenberg, Vroomfondel, and IRPG have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/18 12:12:02] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:59 towards level 93.
[11/03/18 16:20:45] Heisenberg [585/671] has come upon holloway [696/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:05:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/04/18 02:31:01] BagelBites, LilXan, and Heisenberg [1052/1366] have team battled MJ94, Yuhno, and neurospex [1913/2562] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/18 04:42:49] Heisenberg and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/18 04:43:47] Andries [3/766] has challenged Heisenberg [299/671] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:53:25 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/04/18 21:05:25] Yuhno, RBecker, and grooverider [2438/2883] have team battled TauPan, Heisenberg, and GilbertErik [1440/1768] and won! 6 days, 18:14:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/18 22:47:37] simple [893/1106] has challenged Heisenberg [643/671] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:38:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/18 04:18:48] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:31 towards level 93.
[11/05/18 05:25:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 23:22:26 toward level 93.
[11/05/18 21:20:19] Ttech, fattrat, and dwfreed [630/3351] have team battled Lemelisk, Cypher, and Heisenberg [2185/3178] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/18 23:52:53] Heisenberg [350/671] has challenged AbacusAvenger [838/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:11 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/06/18 13:39:56] Heisenberg [511/671] has challenged zankore [264/1082] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:52:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/06/18 13:39:56] In the fierce battle, zankore dropped their level 68 shield! Heisenberg picks it up, tossing their old level 44 shield to zankore.
[11/07/18 00:00:12] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:05:34 towards level 94.
[11/07/18 15:50:30] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:00:41 towards level 94.
[11/07/18 23:36:41] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:53:28 towards level 94.
[11/08/18 07:42:40] Heisenberg [489/697] has come upon bobvador [515/617] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:23:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/09/18 06:16:58] Heisenberg [363/697] has come upon Yuhno [245/671] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:59:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/09/18 06:52:13] Heisenberg, mustek, and Xenofex [1372/1958] have team battled Eldoreth, allo, and lipek [2141/2798] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/18 17:17:35] Xenthys [355/518] has challenged Heisenberg [186/697] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:09:33 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/13/18 01:57:59] Heisenberg and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 15:26:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 13:40:53 from level 94.
[11/13/18 22:31:16] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:32:42 towards level 94.
[11/14/18 22:26:52] Lnk [519/887] has come upon Heisenberg [39/697] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:10:30 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/15/18 04:05:15] Heisenberg [9/697] has come upon exotime [122/500] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:09:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/16/18 03:48:59] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:27:09 towards level 94.
[11/17/18 06:52:47] LukeLR [343/659] has challenged Heisenberg [139/704] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:27:31 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[11/18/18 04:41:57] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:10:17 towards level 94.
[11/18/18 13:41:45] Xcrailer [7/87] has challenged Heisenberg [566/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:22 is added to Xcrailer's clock.
[11/19/18 14:03:58] AncalagonThBlack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 23:39:02] h00k [392/612] has come upon Heisenberg [319/704] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:31:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/22/18 11:20:45] Tor [418/1106] has challenged Heisenberg [118/704] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:23:02 is removed from Tor's clock.
[11/22/18 14:21:24] Heisenberg [35/704] has challenged HeavyPodda [851/1029] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:46:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/23/18 03:28:50] Heisenberg and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/18 11:28:14] Heisenberg [500/704] has come upon Syloq [370/589] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:00:51 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/23/18 22:42:16] Heisenberg [434/704] has come upon pfoley [172/667] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:49:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/25/18 17:38:14] Heisenberg [254/704] has challenged m0shbear [407/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:25:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/18 00:39:47] Heisenberg [614/704] has challenged FSM [316/480] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:59:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/18 08:26:27] Asara and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 10:42:09] Heisenberg [30/704] has challenged djm [203/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:31:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/18 16:35:37] HeavyPodda, Sixbierehomme, and WallIdl [336/2277] have team battled ohnx, canton7, and Heisenberg [1571/2463] and lost! 8 days, 09:19:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/18 09:25:50] GilbertErik, himuraken, and Heisenberg [1380/2312] have team battled JuanMaestro, Lemelisk, and ilbelkyr [1169/3146] and won! 1 day, 10:35:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/18 09:58:14] Fluttershy [1029/1044] has challenged Heisenberg [377/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:47:25 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[11/30/18 01:17:51] Heisenberg and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 04:09:18] fragment1, AncalagonThBlack, and Heisenberg [912/1602] have team battled theZoMBiE, HellSpawn, and bp [272/1232] and won! 0 days, 01:01:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 00:01:27] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:06 towards level 94.
[12/01/18 01:07:14] Heisenberg [57/704] has challenged Roxana [1083/1140] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:25:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/01/18 17:40:39] L [67/359] has challenged Heisenberg [696/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:20 is added to L's clock.
[12/01/18 20:36:43] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:43 towards level 94.
[12/02/18 02:38:25] Heisenberg [454/704] has come upon SirMonkeybox [223/531] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:48:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/05/18 00:28:59] Heisenberg [571/704] has challenged RBecker [83/828] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:44:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/18 05:35:42] lipek [1216/1233] has challenged Heisenberg [198/704] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:39:53 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/06/18 23:39:49] Heisenberg [563/704] has challenged TauPan [312/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:12:00 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/07/18 01:32:36] Ice__101 [16/20] has challenged Heisenberg [158/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to Ice__101's clock.
[12/08/18 08:47:32] mwhahaha [293/975] has challenged Heisenberg [609/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:34:32 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/18 07:09:58] Heisenberg [275/704] has come upon bobvador [345/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/09/18 20:44:30] Heisenberg [11/704] has challenged ruan [727/1206] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:19:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/09/18 21:35:56] Heisenberg, Ratigan, and Herb_Tarlek [1604/1844] have team battled GilbertErik, L, and Brady [353/1959] and won! 0 days, 00:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 23:31:30] max [709/893] has challenged Heisenberg [235/704] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:21:51 is removed from max's clock.
[12/11/18 12:55:04] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:27:06 from level 95.
[12/11/18 23:46:57] Ratigan, Syloq, and Heisenberg [623/1602] have team battled waifu, damyan, and gildarts [1514/2107] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 07:13:41] Heisenberg, Agent86, and apiw [1940/2163] have team battled pants, fragment1, and himuraken [2110/2217] and lost! 2 days, 07:00:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 21:55:40] Iceman [41/211] has challenged Heisenberg [119/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Iceman's clock.
[12/14/18 08:24:13] Syloq and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/18 21:38:35] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 18:12:47 from level 95.
[12/16/18 09:48:16] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 15:59:56 from level 95.
[12/16/18 12:13:58] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 19:53:30 towards level 95.
[12/16/18 22:15:31] Heisenberg [158/704] has challenged xayto [267/801] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:49:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/18 13:51:14] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:37:42 from level 95.
[12/18/18 07:30:29] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 00:58:26 towards level 95.
[12/18/18 13:12:50] Heisenberg [674/704] has come upon bobvador [613/631] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:31:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/20/18 09:28:19] pants [875/961] has come upon Heisenberg [35/704] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:42:39 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/21/18 02:53:05] Iceman [2/292] has challenged Heisenberg [144/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to Iceman's clock.
[12/21/18 14:24:00] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:31:49 towards level 95.
[12/22/18 01:36:40] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:04:55 towards level 95.
[12/23/18 13:46:31] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:31:12 from level 95.
[12/23/18 17:34:40] Milquetoast [891/967] has come upon Heisenberg [315/704] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:27:56 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/23/18 19:55:51] Ttech [1470/1708] has challenged Heisenberg [3/704] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:04:26 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/24/18 01:07:51] Syloq, sigmg, and hannesenator [2269/2474] have team battled Heisenberg, gildarts, and bobvador [845/1793] and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 11:43:53] Flonk [612/917] has come upon Heisenberg [106/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:56 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/26/18 06:24:47] idlerpgww, Brady, and eva42 [2388/3008] have team battled Heisenberg, Ice__101, and DrJosh9000 [981/1500] and won! 3 days, 08:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 13:24:08] TimWolla and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 02:13:38] Heisenberg [207/704] has challenged zankore [665/1057] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:53:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/27/18 13:03:48] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:53:26 towards level 95.
[12/27/18 23:40:05] snakegums [0/1] has challenged Heisenberg [464/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:30 is added to snakegums's clock.
[12/28/18 04:14:11] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:37:09 towards level 95.
[12/28/18 10:48:10] Heisenberg, allo, and AngryParsley [770/2438] have team battled Ttech, elbie, and himuraken [3037/3618] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/18 16:16:00] shandor [456/568] has challenged Heisenberg [409/704] in combat and won! 18 days, 10:36:15 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/30/18 05:39:57] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:42:16 towards level 95.
[12/31/18 10:47:07] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:57 towards level 95.
[12/31/18 13:38:36] MetaNova [107/1043] has challenged Heisenberg [200/704] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:19:42 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/31/18 18:48:40] Heisenberg, djm, pants, and xit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/19 05:47:54] Heisenberg [321/704] has challenged m0shbear [877/931] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:32:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/19 22:58:50] Heisenberg [98/704] has come upon Brady [728/929] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:27:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/03/19 06:59:10] Heisenberg [680/704] has come upon IndigoTiger [879/906] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:56:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/03/19 10:52:24] Heisenberg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:51:06 from level 95.
[01/03/19 12:08:03] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:29:07 towards level 95.
[01/03/19 15:07:48] blackburd [10/298] has challenged Heisenberg [271/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to blackburd's clock.
[01/04/19 00:05:11] D.Va and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 07:18:13] Heisenberg [431/704] has come upon Majak [166/509] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:27:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/04/19 13:29:13] elbie, Iceman, and Atan [1391/1871] have team battled Heisenberg, Brady, and acolarh [200/2375] and won! 0 days, 00:02:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 12:58:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 1 day, 10:13:41 toward level 95.
[01/05/19 16:53:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 4 days, 00:57:47 toward level 95.
[01/05/19 22:17:39] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:09 towards level 95.
[01/05/19 22:45:51] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:58 towards level 95.
[01/06/19 00:59:26] Heisenberg [579/704] has come upon Curious_Onion [445/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:48:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/06/19 02:32:31] Xenofex, RedW, and mordac [1071/2974] have team battled BagelBites, mwhahaha, and Heisenberg [795/2190] and won! 0 days, 01:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 02:46:44] shandor and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 17:13:15] RedW [626/998] has challenged Heisenberg [683/704] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:18:40 is added to RedW's clock.
[01/07/19 20:33:21] Atan, Curious_Onion, and canton7 [1547/2127] have team battled NPC4946410567318, Heisenberg, and autist [875/1514] and won! 1 day, 10:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 23:02:38] ohnx, vox, and agrajag [873/2991] have team battled Heisenberg, loomysh, and bp [180/2045] and won! 0 days, 15:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/19 04:21:48] Heisenberg [644/704] has challenged m0shbear [579/931] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:27:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/08/19 17:04:54] Heisenberg and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/19 21:53:58] AngryParsley, JensRex, and kenyon [1438/3680] have team battled zid, pfoley, and Heisenberg [145/2389] and won! 0 days, 01:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/19 23:32:22] xonic [255/409] has challenged Heisenberg [335/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:28 is added to xonic's clock.
[01/10/19 01:32:52] Birdbones [589/1379] has challenged Heisenberg [277/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/10/19 11:18:05] averagejoey2000 stole Heisenberg's level 54 tunic while they were sleeping! averagejoey2000 leaves their old level 28 tunic behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[01/10/19 14:24:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 15:54:15 toward level 95.
[01/11/19 11:41:15] AbacusAvenger [680/889] has challenged Heisenberg [399/675] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:06:16 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[01/11/19 15:36:58] Heisenberg [474/675] has come upon max [160/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:45:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/12/19 13:53:40] Nofew [779/1038] has come upon Heisenberg [429/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:29:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/13/19 03:33:50] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:07:42 from level 95.
[01/16/19 13:35:14] Heisenberg [255/699] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [710/882] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:50:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/16/19 14:59:48] aismallard, DrJosh9000, and idlerpgww [65/2035] have team battled LukeLR, Yuhno, and Heisenberg [330/2018] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 21:13:10] Heisenberg [505/699] has challenged Reilly [146/436] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:27:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/17/19 12:56:57] Asara and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 20:54:25] Curious_Onion [639/707] has challenged Heisenberg [697/699] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:11:38 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[01/18/19 08:21:51] autist [94/364] has challenged Heisenberg [541/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:34 is added to autist's clock.
[01/18/19 09:20:08] brendan, tspange, and M144 [1083/3066] have team battled sjefen6, Beavis, and Heisenberg [2013/2709] and lost! 7 days, 07:36:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/19 01:10:37] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:01:48 towards level 96.
[01/20/19 05:01:25] MrGlass [277/953] has come upon Heisenberg [164/699] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:26 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/22/19 08:03:57] Heisenberg [7/699] has come upon ncarl747 [156/802] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:43:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/22/19 18:01:28] Heisenberg [483/699] has come upon Killerkid [81/1086] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 02:34:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/23/19 11:45:31] Heisenberg [269/699] has come upon HeavyPodda [977/1024] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:07:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/25/19 08:43:21] Heisenberg [686/699] has come upon AngryParsley [354/1230] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:13:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/19 14:09:53] lagertonne [417/714] has challenged Heisenberg [524/699] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:30:07 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[01/26/19 21:52:55] Heisenberg [630/699] has challenged Misza [899/1220] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:34:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/19 23:26:59] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:34 towards level 96.
[01/27/19 21:46:59] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:11 towards level 96.
[01/28/19 11:43:56] Tenorman [130/1087] has come upon Heisenberg [636/699] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:27:45 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/28/19 13:01:49] Heisenberg [408/699] has challenged pixelate [367/480] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:02:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/29/19 14:07:33] sjefen6 [720/904] has challenged Heisenberg [181/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:06:07 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/30/19 20:14:37] Heisenberg [157/699] has challenged JuanMaestro [632/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:02:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/30/19 23:13:30] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:20:34 towards level 96.
[02/01/19 01:43:49] SirMonkeybox, kork, and pfoley [1583/1606] have team battled allo, bigjay, and Heisenberg [1768/2746] and lost! 7 days, 12:20:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 09:55:16] Heisenberg and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 19:06:48] Heisenberg [498/699] has come upon lagertonne [343/714] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:12:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/04/19 03:00:38] petrichor, Curious_Onion, and apiw [1855/2761] have team battled DrJosh9000, Heisenberg, and djm [1840/2059] and won! 0 days, 10:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 19:30:22] Heisenberg [268/702] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [710/768] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:11:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/19 00:00:17] bigjay, FSM, Heisenberg, and robox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/19 05:32:46] bp [345/541] has challenged Heisenberg [592/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:57 is added to bp's clock.
[02/05/19 17:35:36] Heisenberg [224/702] has challenged irix [101/886] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/07/19 02:50:23] WereSquirrel, Heisenberg, and buksi [247/1878] have team battled aismallard, dclaw123, and petrichor [53/2957] and won! 0 days, 11:46:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 04:44:06] Heisenberg [571/702] has challenged Sundance [695/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:26:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/07/19 06:29:07] elf, Misza, and tmberg [962/3447] have team battled mustek, Heisenberg, and mwhahaha [2018/2805] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 15:39:59] Heisenberg [537/702] has come upon manish17xxx [179/758] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:18:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/08/19 03:18:50] Heisenberg and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 03:49:39] holloway [452/1003] has challenged Heisenberg [140/702] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:14:13 is removed from holloway's clock.
[02/08/19 10:51:16] vox [609/1147] has challenged Heisenberg [440/702] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:03:14 is removed from vox's clock.
[02/09/19 14:23:13] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:47 towards level 96.
[02/09/19 23:02:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 4 days, 12:15:38 toward level 96.
[02/11/19 23:41:07] Heisenberg [67/702] has challenged apiw [614/829] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:18:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/12/19 10:19:26] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:18:13 from level 97.
[02/15/19 09:38:04] lagertonne, Heisenberg, and Pici [2113/2580] have team battled Asara, jbroome, and mwhahaha [2749/2804] and lost! 3 days, 22:02:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/19 06:37:02] ncarl747, holloway, and JensRex [2368/2900] have team battled Sixbierehomme, spillere, and Heisenberg [358/2093] and won! 3 days, 02:04:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/19 23:01:16] Heisenberg [530/702] has come upon FSM [249/674] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:21:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/16/19 23:54:07] Heisenberg [397/702] has come upon neurospex [943/1197] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 10:52:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/17/19 10:38:09] Heisenberg [62/702] has challenged Pici [101/1164] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:13:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/17/19 16:57:25] Fluttershy, Cameron_D, and agrajag [2286/3690] have team battled Heisenberg, Nuae, and Zoddo [773/2227] and won! 2 days, 22:59:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 23:17:13] Heisenberg [348/702] has come upon Geela [663/714] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 00:46:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/19/19 22:13:54] Heisenberg [400/702] has come upon JensRex [545/1161] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 03:35:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/19 14:55:42] Heisenberg [165/702] has challenged xonic [313/628] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:45:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/19 19:24:48] IndigoTiger, Heisenberg, and zygren [695/2094] have team battled womblecat, blabber, and Reilly [432/1478] and won! 1 day, 18:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 07:52:53] Heisenberg [611/702] has come upon ishanyx [132/638] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 14:05:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/19 09:30:19] Heisenberg [512/702] has come upon MJ94 [103/673] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 07:41:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/19 12:51:03] neurospex, Tenorman, and Killerkid [3337/3370] have team battled womblecat, Lemelisk, and Heisenberg [887/2698] and won! 0 days, 20:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 05:18:12] Heisenberg has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:28:37 from level 97.
[02/24/19 02:14:40] xonic [407/628] has challenged Heisenberg [301/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:08:22 is removed from xonic's clock.
[02/24/19 06:01:26] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:57:44 towards level 97.
[02/28/19 05:39:56] womblecat [578/621] has challenged Heisenberg [215/702] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:48:29 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[03/01/19 03:19:35] osannatas [102/799] has challenged Heisenberg [387/702] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:17:15 is added to osannatas's clock.
[03/01/19 13:18:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 26 days, 12:34:40 toward level 97.
[03/03/19 05:36:59] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:21:58 from level 97.
[03/03/19 05:56:27] Heisenberg [43/702] has challenged hannesenator [51/1161] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:12:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/03/19 22:00:17] Heisenberg [600/702] has challenged AbacusAvenger [20/882] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/03/19 22:00:17] Heisenberg has dealt AbacusAvenger a Critical Strike! 4 days, 05:03:05 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[03/04/19 03:55:14] rxcomm, Antium, Heisenberg, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/19 23:38:13] suterismus, hannesenator, and yano [89/3160] have team battled dxtr, LordH, and Heisenberg [2161/2785] and lost! 0 days, 23:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/19 13:50:03] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:41 towards level 97.
[03/05/19 17:36:17] MetaNova [297/713] has come upon Heisenberg [514/702] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:17:23 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/05/19 20:11:11] elbie [663/976] has challenged Heisenberg [21/702] in combat and won! 17 days, 14:32:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/06/19 13:15:07] Psilocybe [647/764] has challenged Heisenberg [468/702] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:07:31 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[03/06/19 18:22:18] astropoint, Heisenberg, Cameron_D, and bootdisk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/19 21:21:52] dindinx [649/1007] has challenged Heisenberg [309/702] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:46:51 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/07/19 21:50:00] Heisenberg left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Heisenberg's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/09/19 07:06:05] Heisenberg, wMw, and woonack [296/1644] have team battled pants, astropoint, and strife [1901/2515] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/19 10:00:47] Heisenberg and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/19 21:41:43] Heisenberg [149/683] has come upon J [0/705] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:39:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/11/19 12:39:15] Fluttershy [61/1075] has challenged Heisenberg [508/683] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:36:11 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[03/11/19 18:18:09] moaz, GilbertErik, and apiw [2009/2054] have team battled Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and Everyman [2186/2242] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/19 13:47:05] Heisenberg [522/683] has come upon pixelate [63/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:00:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/12/19 19:22:01] fattrat [704/1223] has come upon Heisenberg [362/683] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:51:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/12/19 19:45:36] Zye [514/1456] has challenged Heisenberg [500/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:50 is removed from Zye's clock.
[03/13/19 08:24:18] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:00 towards level 97.
[03/13/19 19:50:31] bootdisk [884/1323] has challenged Heisenberg [306/683] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:37:34 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[03/13/19 22:01:29] Sundance and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 12:04:11] Heisenberg [598/683] has come upon waifu [171/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:31:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/15/19 06:26:24] vegadark, Nofew, and Heisenberg [74/2235] have team battled Tenorman, holloway, and vox [1073/3265] and lost! 1 day, 09:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/19 08:11:30] allo [535/619] has come upon Heisenberg [453/683] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:35:39 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/15/19 09:30:52] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:43 towards level 97.
[03/15/19 11:06:27] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:09 towards level 97.
[03/15/19 11:26:25] Heisenberg [330/683] has come upon hannesenator [669/1177] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:49:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/16/19 03:01:46] Heisenberg [628/683] has challenged PiotrekD [123/762] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/16/19 16:04:37] Lemongrab [656/756] has challenged Heisenberg [64/683] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:59 is removed from Lemongrab's clock.
[03/16/19 21:13:56] bootdisk [256/1323] has challenged Heisenberg [138/683] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:29:16 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[03/17/19 08:56:10] Heisenberg [646/683] has come upon strife [52/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:35:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/17/19 11:43:29] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:01 towards level 97.
[03/18/19 17:56:12] bigjay, Heisenberg, and Lnk [739/2928] have team battled IdleMaster, AncalagonThBlack, and M144 [1472/2344] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 19:07:25] Heisenberg and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/19 12:52:14] zifre [171/322] has challenged Heisenberg [565/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to zifre's clock.
[03/20/19 16:46:55] Heisenberg [537/683] has challenged Fritzl [258/288] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:18:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/21/19 04:39:33] borsin [345/600] has challenged Heisenberg [433/683] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:29:15 is added to borsin's clock.
[03/23/19 11:55:23] Clearcasting, MaryMaid, and neurospex [1254/2212] have team battled ilbelkyr, Xenofex, and Heisenberg [925/2498] and won! 0 days, 05:19:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 21:41:52] Heisenberg [505/683] has challenged hannesenator [17/1177] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:01:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/24/19 03:23:19] Heisenberg and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/19 07:28:43] bisco [126/242] has challenged Heisenberg [266/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/24/19 16:45:58] Heisenberg [529/683] has challenged shandor [300/579] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:09:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/24/19 19:19:52] Zye [1339/1515] has come upon Heisenberg [578/683] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:15:06 is removed from Zye's clock.
[03/26/19 06:56:05] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:48:50 towards level 98.
[03/27/19 00:19:42] idlerpgww and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/19 10:03:15] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:39 towards level 98.
[03/27/19 22:43:03] Heisenberg, The_Joker, and jbroome [129/1539] have team battled Cameron_D, Xenofex, and zifre [1192/2671] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 00:03:39] Heisenberg [349/683] has challenged canton7 [601/930] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:32:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/28/19 05:04:46] Heisenberg [78/683] has challenged bookworm [141/341] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:49:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/29/19 00:43:50] womblecat, ncarl747, and Heisenberg [1082/2054] have team battled Tor, blabber, and mistaEvO8 [1094/2181] and lost! 2 days, 14:00:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 16:12:49] AncalagonThBlack [521/768] has challenged Heisenberg [659/683] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:08:01 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[03/29/19 19:02:22] bebbet, idlerpgww, and Zaratustra [613/2462] have team battled manish17xxx, Heisenberg, and xonic [581/2264] and won! 0 days, 12:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 19:18:24] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/19 09:35:42] pollo [50/261] has challenged Heisenberg [226/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to pollo's clock.
[03/31/19 19:24:29] Heisenberg [120/702] has challenged AbacusAvenger [370/894] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:54:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/19 17:23:30] Heisenberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/19 19:37:39] Heisenberg [578/709] has come upon RedW [217/998] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:40:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/19 20:42:12] Heisenberg and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 05:14:31] Heisenberg [192/709] has come upon ishanyx [254/629] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:19:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/02/19 11:33:41] vox [160/1154] has challenged Heisenberg [286/709] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:34:32 is added to vox's clock.
[04/02/19 20:35:53] Heisenberg [151/709] has challenged psycho [100/441] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/03/19 04:21:14] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:17 towards level 98.
[04/03/19 08:12:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 18:48:01 from level 98.
[04/03/19 14:13:20] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 19:23:13] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:28:29 towards level 98.
[04/04/19 02:51:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 19 days, 05:12:40 toward level 98.
[04/04/19 18:08:10] Sundance, Heisenberg, and Herb_Tarlek [1609/2134] have team battled Xenofex, ohnx, and RBecker [1846/2399] and lost! 1 day, 17:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 08:31:15] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:47 towards level 98.
[04/05/19 12:02:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 2 days, 06:40:10 toward level 98.
[04/05/19 19:16:04] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 19:26:31] Heisenberg [109/709] has come upon skarlso [397/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/06/19 12:43:38] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:40 towards level 98.
[04/08/19 12:04:35] Nechayev [40/304] has challenged Heisenberg [607/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/11/19 13:14:14] Agent86 [600/672] has come upon Heisenberg [429/709] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 14:45:41 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[04/12/19 05:10:24] Heisenberg [485/752] has challenged rxcomm [351/1073] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:28:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/19 02:45:02] Sixbierehomme, zid, and Majak [1977/2424] have team battled meskio, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [540/2227] and won! 0 days, 14:23:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 10:00:48] Heisenberg [68/752] has come upon FSM [45/676] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:42:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/19 10:37:32] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:10:23 towards level 99.
[04/17/19 02:18:37] Heisenberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:53:14 from level 99.
[04/17/19 09:52:00] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:00:44 towards level 99.
[04/17/19 14:10:11] FSM, simple, and efertone [1425/2548] have team battled vegadark, Heisenberg, and dwfreed [700/1870] and won! 0 days, 16:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 19:28:16] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:52:51 from level 99.
[04/17/19 19:32:32] Roxana and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 14:43:16] CornFly, Ratigan, and Andries [2547/2712] have team battled blizgerg, Heisenberg, and Everyman [1212/2780] and won! 2 days, 08:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 10:23:19] MiddlewareMonkey [387/521] has challenged Heisenberg [366/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:18:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/19/19 10:27:01] djm, Heisenberg, and allo [1522/2548] have team battled Greg, canton7, and zid [2155/2322] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 14:07:17] blabber [166/471] has challenged Heisenberg [229/752] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:10:07 is added to blabber's clock.
[04/20/19 07:05:52] Desspugne [402/502] has challenged Heisenberg [591/752] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[04/20/19 12:00:00] SCSi [388/581] has come upon Heisenberg [460/752] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:10:48 is added to SCSi's clock.
[04/21/19 06:52:14] jose [109/323] has come upon Heisenberg [240/752] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:23 is added to jose's clock.
[04/21/19 22:56:45] Heisenberg and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/19 00:05:27] Majak and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/19 01:26:06] Heisenberg [616/752] has challenged Bradicus [181/883] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:02:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/23/19 21:18:49] Heisenberg [217/752] has come upon jvoisin [251/442] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:21:17 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/24/19 12:45:59] Heisenberg [101/752] has come upon autist [161/698] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:43:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/26/19 01:25:56] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:46:56 towards level 99.
[04/26/19 02:48:09] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:59:08 from level 99.
[04/27/19 02:01:32] Heisenberg [404/752] has come upon Bradicus [434/902] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:40:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/27/19 06:59:24] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:29 towards level 99.
[04/27/19 13:22:27] pollo, Iceman, and robox [45/2034] have team battled sjefen6, Heisenberg, and apiw [1745/2474] and lost! 0 days, 20:10:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/19 02:42:41] Heisenberg [319/752] has come upon max [119/817] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:49:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/28/19 06:42:20] dave [193/248] has challenged Heisenberg [654/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:11 is added to dave's clock.
[04/28/19 17:51:32] mosh [92/134] has challenged Heisenberg [739/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:14 is added to mosh's clock.
[04/29/19 20:09:50] Geela, Heisenberg, and RedW [1826/2503] have team battled bisco, waifu, and JuanMaestro [1902/2129] and lost! 4 days, 14:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/19 03:04:46] el [596/945] has challenged Heisenberg [184/752] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:19:21 is removed from el's clock.
[05/01/19 14:28:20] Heisenberg [743/752] has come upon Xenthys [446/693] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:27:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/02/19 01:30:04] grooverider, ncarl747, and Heisenberg [1471/2930] have team battled fattrat, Scornn, and woonack [1225/2147] and won! 1 day, 14:35:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 03:49:21] Heisenberg and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 04:16:06] Heisenberg [369/752] has challenged LapTop006 [80/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:31:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/03/19 10:08:57] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 20:45:04] Heisenberg [686/752] has come upon apiw [33/848] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:27:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/04/19 17:24:22] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:22 towards level 99.
[05/05/19 09:12:56] TheresusPheronor [61/240] has challenged Heisenberg [688/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[05/06/19 23:20:56] Heisenberg [123/752] has come upon bisco [266/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:15:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/07/19 01:48:33] Heisenberg [378/752] has come upon WallIdl [219/936] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:52:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/07/19 23:23:44] Heisenberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:59 from level 99.
[05/08/19 03:01:25] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:35 towards level 99.
[05/08/19 05:38:30] butlerian, MrGlass, and bigjay [1438/2715] have team battled Zye, autist, and Heisenberg [2666/2980] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/19 06:51:07] petrichor [1099/1213] has challenged Heisenberg [492/752] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:24:43 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[05/08/19 12:20:55] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:11 towards level 99.
[05/09/19 05:36:19] vegadark [369/699] has come upon Heisenberg [609/752] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:38:35 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/09/19 12:24:50] Heisenberg, ishanyx, and dayman [617/2074] have team battled Mars, allo, and loomysh [424/2755] and won! 0 days, 10:35:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/19 23:04:07] Khorne [792/1048] has come upon Heisenberg [679/752] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:28:25 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/10/19 09:52:48] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:30 towards level 99.
[05/10/19 16:31:42] Heisenberg [381/752] has come upon dave [167/334] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/10/19 19:05:18] ToHellWithGA [588/1003] has challenged Heisenberg [106/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:41 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[05/11/19 03:29:16] Heisenberg [377/752] has challenged Asara [961/1152] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:43:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/12/19 21:32:47] Heisenberg [137/752] has come upon Scornn [196/458] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:44:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/13/19 02:18:18] LapTop006 [45/524] has challenged Heisenberg [672/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:01 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[05/14/19 22:18:08] Heisenberg [435/752] has come upon shandor [47/612] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 23:00:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/16/19 15:15:20] Heisenberg and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 18:28:35] Muirrum [253/279] has challenged Heisenberg [529/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:36 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[05/17/19 10:12:22] Syloq, Heisenberg, and BagelBites [1325/1991] have team battled Mirc0p, Kropotkin, and Mateusz [568/2426] and won! 4 days, 04:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/19 15:43:51] Heisenberg [739/752] has challenged ToHellWithGA [941/1003] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:56:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/18/19 01:12:34] Heisenberg [12/752] has come upon woonack [173/490] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:16:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/18/19 04:58:47] D.Va, Heisenberg, and Pici [434/2712] have team battled freeboson, Brainiac, and Xenofex [598/2434] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 05:31:35] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 05:49:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 36 days, 12:29:03 from level 100.
[05/19/19 10:28:59] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 02:58:30 towards level 100.
[05/20/19 02:51:49] Sixbierehomme, Mirc0p, Heisenberg, and buksi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/19 05:16:52] Heisenberg [524/752] has come upon csc2ya [65/471] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:28:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/20/19 08:44:27] Heisenberg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/19 11:23:13] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:26:21 towards level 100.
[05/20/19 12:00:09] Cameron_D [601/1624] has challenged Heisenberg [11/752] in combat and won! 22 days, 20:14:52 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[05/22/19 00:07:59] Heisenberg [112/752] has challenged Antium [383/622] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:30:11 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/22/19 11:58:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 3 days, 18:39:32 toward level 100.
[05/23/19 04:42:19] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:08:31 towards level 100.
[05/23/19 09:15:43] Brainiac [481/721] has challenged Heisenberg [627/752] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:32:20 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/23/19 18:32:37] Lemongrab stole Heisenberg's level 71 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Lemongrab leaves their old level 37 pair of gloves behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[05/24/19 13:14:19] snek [13/210] has challenged Heisenberg [421/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:11 is added to snek's clock.
[05/25/19 09:41:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 10 days, 22:54:18 toward level 100.
[05/25/19 13:49:51] Heisenberg [686/715] has come upon Muirrum [335/357] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:36:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/25/19 21:26:08] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:19:04 from level 100.
[05/26/19 02:05:38] Heisenberg [252/715] has come upon BagelBites [399/696] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:57:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/26/19 15:47:36] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:55 towards level 100.
[05/27/19 09:18:32] Nistur, Mateusz, and Heisenberg [1835/2288] have team battled pollo, Zaratustra, and LukeLR [1582/2668] and won! 2 days, 01:11:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/19 23:43:01] Heisenberg [422/715] has come upon Muirrum [159/392] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:27:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/29/19 03:26:53] Heisenberg [211/715] has come upon dindinx [29/1014] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:51:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/29/19 06:28:07] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:35:50 towards level 100.
[05/29/19 22:44:04] Heisenberg [457/715] has come upon Nistur [15/512] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:28:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/29/19 23:48:46] freeboson, Heisenberg, and dclaw123 [2226/2695] have team battled Bradicus, gdm, and shandor [72/1908] and won! 0 days, 13:05:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/19 07:09:41] Heisenberg [312/715] has come upon Equinox [279/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/31/19 03:51:51] Heisenberg [169/715] has come upon Elgo [427/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:17:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/31/19 11:15:01] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:48 from level 100.
[05/31/19 12:11:49] Asara and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/19 10:39:08] Noxwaste, Lemongrab, and Clearcasting [580/1905] have team battled Heisenberg, djm, and L [159/2248] and won! 0 days, 11:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/19 12:24:38] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:15 towards level 100.
[06/01/19 16:40:29] MetaNova, Xenthys, and xayto [187/2476] have team battled zankore, Mithkabob, and Heisenberg [463/2211] and lost! 1 day, 00:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 20:41:11] sheu, Heisenberg, petrichor, and autist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/19 12:53:49] Heisenberg [635/715] has come upon brycec [602/1098] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:28:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/03/19 04:52:11] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/19 11:08:40] blabber, Notir, and ncarl747 [743/1743] have team battled Heisenberg, Euph0ria, and canton7 [152/2126] and won! 0 days, 17:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 17:17:54] darkmage [781/1232] has challenged Heisenberg [217/733] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:42:59 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/04/19 06:07:07] Heisenberg [358/733] has come upon xayto [532/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:03:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/05/19 21:41:13] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:57 towards level 100.
[06/06/19 03:28:18] Heisenberg and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 03:52:51] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:21 from level 100.
[06/06/19 08:55:08] wMw [476/637] has come upon Heisenberg [503/733] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:24:24 is added to wMw's clock.
[06/06/19 17:06:50] The_Joker and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 18:04:10] Heisenberg [48/733] has challenged JuanMaestro [91/894] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:43:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/19 10:39:14] Heisenberg [10/733] has challenged sjums_the_great [422/454] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:07:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/19 06:36:54] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:29:09 towards level 101.
[06/10/19 01:01:36] agrajag, Heisenberg, and TimWolla [321/2925] have team battled wMw, zankore, and sunri5e [971/2876] and lost! 2 days, 21:43:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/19 04:07:01] Heisenberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:32:02 towards level 101.
[06/11/19 21:26:59] Roxana [794/1186] has challenged Heisenberg [217/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:36 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[06/12/19 19:53:58] MrGlass [766/875] has come upon Heisenberg [27/733] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 00:55:21 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[06/13/19 12:21:28] Heisenberg [367/733] has challenged Muirrum [310/502] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:57:05 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/15/19 01:34:38] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:20:22 towards level 101.
[06/16/19 07:29:54] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:17:46 from level 101.
[06/18/19 22:57:36] Iceman, Heisenberg, and manish17xxx [2189/2415] have team battled Syloq, GilbertErik, and womblecat [622/2069] and won! 0 days, 14:43:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 03:14:02] Heisenberg [527/733] has come upon Ratigan [211/786] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:42:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/20/19 04:27:29] Brady, Heisenberg, and KeboDK [1702/2371] have team battled pants, dax, and algernon [1671/2063] and won! 5 days, 02:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 04:40:53] Asara, max, and darkmage [564/3350] have team battled Kerri, Mars, and Heisenberg [412/2237] and won! 4 days, 07:26:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 03:40:31] Heisenberg got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:46:11 from level 101.
[06/21/19 14:29:47] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:16 towards level 101.
[06/21/19 15:38:10] Heisenberg [31/739] has come upon niko [477/810] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:20:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/22/19 16:11:28] Heisenberg saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:48:36 from level 101.
[06/22/19 21:25:11] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:55:23 towards level 101.
[06/23/19 02:33:25] Kerri and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 11:41:50] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:15:56 towards level 101.
[06/23/19 15:11:06] x0, Brainiac, and Herb_Tarlek [345/2358] have team battled Heisenberg, HeavyPodda, and Syloq [962/2317] and lost! 5 days, 09:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/19 14:45:48] Phreaker [437/622] has challenged Heisenberg [240/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:44:00 is removed from Phreaker's clock.
[06/24/19 19:56:40] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:30:02 towards level 101.
[06/25/19 07:14:45] Heisenberg [224/739] has come upon aismallard [361/751] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:26:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/25/19 20:04:25] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:44:29 towards level 101.
[06/25/19 23:27:20] Geela [90/757] has challenged Heisenberg [528/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:25:41 is added to Geela's clock.
[06/26/19 10:45:32] mordac, woonack, and himuraken [1711/2772] have team battled Heisenberg, MadMan, and Killerkid [1245/2999] and won! 3 days, 13:30:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 01:45:15] Heisenberg and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 08:35:08] Heisenberg, Brainiac, xmj, and h00k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/19 16:14:31] Heisenberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:14:03 from level 101.
[06/27/19 17:27:04] Heisenberg, holloway, and PiotrekD [435/2588] have team battled TauPan, SlowRiot, and buyoq [483/1632] and lost! 0 days, 17:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 11:40:29] Heisenberg [675/739] has challenged Phreaker [259/635] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:44:14 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/28/19 12:04:46] Heisenberg and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/19 20:07:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 5 days, 03:25:30 toward level 101.
[06/28/19 22:55:38] Crazycatlady and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 16:59:30] Atan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 18:04:49] Scornn [130/468] has challenged Heisenberg [564/739] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to Scornn's clock.
[07/02/19 03:18:08] Heisenberg and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 22:40:07] TimWolla, ishanyx, and kork [696/2089] have team battled buksi, Heisenberg, and sc_ [994/1736] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/19 20:35:01] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:34 towards level 101.
[07/04/19 04:09:54] Majak [65/605] has challenged Heisenberg [176/739] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:07:23 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/04/19 09:35:14] Heisenberg [512/739] has come upon Antium [606/622] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:55:29 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/05/19 08:16:02] AngryParsley [61/1129] has challenged Heisenberg [341/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:30:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/05/19 09:16:16] Heisenberg [157/739] has challenged sjums_the_great [103/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:21:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/05/19 09:16:16] Heisenberg has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 9 days, 11:18:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/05/19 15:07:34] pollo, DrJosh9000, and Lemelisk [452/2757] have team battled h00k, Heisenberg, and Khorne [1235/2538] and lost! 2 days, 00:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/19 15:15:54] Roxana and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 23:04:40] jvoisin [506/694] has challenged Heisenberg [454/739] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:40:14 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[07/07/19 21:12:39] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/19 02:30:38] AncalagonThBlack [650/900] has challenged Heisenberg [594/759] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:03:54 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[07/08/19 08:40:17] Heisenberg [702/759] has come upon Nechayev [83/748] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:38:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/09/19 08:13:17] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:33 towards level 101.
[07/10/19 13:54:35] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:26 towards level 101.
[07/10/19 16:14:52] Milquetoast [82/983] has come upon Heisenberg [726/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/12/19 00:32:25] JensRex stole Heisenberg's level 74 shield while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves their old level 61 shield behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[07/12/19 07:14:07] Antium, dartainus, and Heisenberg [347/2145] have team battled Mateusz, agrajag, and AncalagonThBlack [364/3278] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 00:41:10] Heisenberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/19 16:49:18] Heisenberg, elbie, and MrGlass [2529/2641] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Jay_of_Delucia, and lavamind [37/2216] and won! 1 day, 10:33:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 04:34:57] sigmg [550/805] has come upon Heisenberg [269/751] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:28:24 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[07/17/19 22:43:17] Heisenberg [179/756] has come upon skarlso [434/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/18/19 16:32:42] Heisenberg [79/756] has come upon lavamind [88/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:29 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/18/19 23:47:48] buksi, MiddlewareMonkey, and jbroome [559/2477] have team battled nickware, Clearcasting, and Heisenberg [867/2572] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/19 20:11:34] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:27 towards level 101.
[07/22/19 12:41:45] nosklo [87/248] has challenged Heisenberg [495/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:00 is added to nosklo's clock.
[07/22/19 15:15:39] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:46 towards level 101.
[07/23/19 12:25:41] Heisenberg and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/19 03:56:43] Heisenberg [649/756] has come upon BagelBites [273/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/24/19 04:56:23] IllusiveMan_ [114/641] has challenged Heisenberg [542/756] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:51:00 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[07/25/19 14:27:11] Heisenberg [34/756] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [563/566] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:51:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/25/19 17:49:57] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:23:07 towards level 102.
[07/26/19 11:57:15] Tiny_Nuggins [123/134] has come upon Heisenberg [658/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:59 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/27/19 16:13:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 34 days, 16:25:55 toward level 102.
[07/27/19 17:00:34] Heisenberg and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 02:41:07] Heisenberg and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 13:09:15] Heisenberg [554/756] has come upon elbie [271/1005] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:13:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/29/19 20:37:32] brycec, shandor, and idlerpgww [2282/2556] have team battled mordac, elf, and Heisenberg [415/3236] and won! 2 days, 20:38:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 22:03:21] Heisenberg [437/756] has come upon Brainiac [75/727] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:05:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/30/19 23:53:41] Heisenberg [171/756] has come upon Misza [678/1287] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:41:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/31/19 07:11:18] Scornn and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 07:39:58] Heisenberg [406/756] has challenged brendan [1315/1328] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:03:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/01/19 10:01:03] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:17:31 towards level 102.
[08/01/19 15:41:47] crysys [411/882] has challenged Heisenberg [470/756] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:25:49 is added to crysys's clock.
[08/02/19 00:32:22] Notir [96/333] has come upon Heisenberg [261/756] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:15 is added to Notir's clock.
[08/02/19 10:46:01] double [751/1097] has challenged Heisenberg [672/756] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:36:34 is removed from double's clock.
[08/02/19 22:40:05] Heisenberg and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 03:49:51] sheu [55/553] has challenged Heisenberg [344/756] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:57:40 is added to sheu's clock.
[08/05/19 01:16:44] Cameron_D [409/1618] has come upon Heisenberg [287/756] and taken them in combat! 49 days, 22:37:20 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/05/19 01:16:44] Cameron_D has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:32:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/05/19 01:38:33] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:34 towards level 102.
[08/05/19 05:00:26] Heisenberg [257/756] has challenged tmberg [201/1410] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:40:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/05/19 16:07:59] Heisenberg [93/756] has come upon Psilocybe [666/730] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:43:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/06/19 00:41:34] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:31 towards level 102.
[08/06/19 12:47:14] ohnx, JensRex, and pixelate [2209/2753] have team battled Everyman, Cameron_D, and Heisenberg [34/3129] and won! 1 day, 22:55:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 07:11:36] Mars [1085/1193] has challenged Heisenberg [646/756] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:52 is removed from Mars's clock.
[08/08/19 12:14:17] Heisenberg [128/756] has come upon Scornn [414/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:17:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/08/19 13:15:59] Heisenberg [544/756] has come upon Eldoreth [251/1062] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:58:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/08/19 19:25:33] dindinx and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 00:05:38] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:55 towards level 102.
[08/09/19 03:42:56] Crazycatlady, Heisenberg, and wMw [632/2070] have team battled Xenofex, Cameron_D, and himuraken [708/3454] and lost! 1 day, 11:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 14:51:13] CornFly [1005/1149] has come upon Heisenberg [341/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:29:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/09/19 14:53:19] CornFly [1147/1149] has come upon Heisenberg [8/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:56 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/10/19 14:23:22] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:00:42 from level 102.
[08/11/19 12:57:12] Heisenberg [617/756] has come upon autist [250/883] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:20:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/11/19 13:33:45] Heisenberg [754/756] has challenged inittab [42/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/11/19 13:33:45] Heisenberg has dealt inittab a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:03:50 is added to inittab's clock.
[08/11/19 14:33:57] Heisenberg [694/756] has challenged simple [120/1249] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:19:52 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/12/19 13:25:59] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/19 01:18:00] everbrew [450/702] has come upon Heisenberg [589/744] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:36:16 is added to everbrew's clock.
[08/13/19 03:11:40] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:27 towards level 102.
[08/14/19 01:10:04] tspange and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 05:35:50] Heisenberg [725/744] has challenged Muirrum [5/507] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:00:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/15/19 13:03:44] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:58:26 towards level 103.
[08/16/19 02:57:00] everbrew, Milquetoast, and double [1759/2837] have team battled Heisenberg, blizgerg, and xayto [1589/2910] and won! 1 day, 17:24:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 22:24:43] Heisenberg [193/744] has come upon Andries [375/525] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:16:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/20/19 12:36:07] Heisenberg, double, and efertone [1049/2361] have team battled ohnx, Asara, and allo [2505/2763] and lost! 2 days, 15:46:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/19 19:08:35] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 23:54:57] Heisenberg [695/744] has come upon max [394/1001] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:37:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/19 01:02:13] SlowRiot [646/844] has come upon Heisenberg [695/744] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:58:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/23/19 01:44:28] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/19 08:50:11] SlowRiot [177/844] has come upon Heisenberg [61/766] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:45:15 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/23/19 14:16:59] algernon [358/694] has challenged Heisenberg [527/766] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:52:40 is added to algernon's clock.
[08/23/19 15:21:55] Jay_of_Delucia [401/580] has come upon Heisenberg [378/766] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:38:46 is removed from Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[08/24/19 01:33:10] Majak and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/19 02:56:40] Susumurata [8/205] has challenged Heisenberg [258/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:31 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[08/24/19 16:07:30] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:35:05 towards level 103.
[08/25/19 04:46:02] Brady [390/922] has challenged Heisenberg [117/764] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:46:56 is removed from Brady's clock.
[08/26/19 03:50:50] csssuf [610/720] has challenged Heisenberg [721/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:43:09 is added to csssuf's clock.
[08/26/19 07:51:38] Heisenberg [515/764] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [460/582] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:53:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/26/19 13:52:51] Heisenberg [153/764] has challenged kenyon [928/1101] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:27:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/27/19 12:00:00] Heisenberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:05:12 from level 103.
[08/27/19 14:13:37] Lemelisk, yano, and pfoley [2360/2605] have team battled Heisenberg, Killerkid, and Susumurata [542/2091] and won! 1 day, 17:29:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 17:09:02] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:24:44 towards level 103.
[08/27/19 19:48:33] Heisenberg, kork, and JensRex [653/2382] have team battled Zaratustra, Brady, and Herb_Tarlek [2940/3039] and lost! 2 days, 07:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/19 20:35:10] Forud, Heisenberg, and ishanyx [502/1919] have team battled efertone, simple, and Mithkabob [789/2177] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 12:08:40] Khorne [108/1049] has come upon Heisenberg [429/764] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:58:27 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/31/19 05:27:07] Heisenberg and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 07:02:19] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:10:27 from level 103.
[08/31/19 12:42:26] tmberg, Heisenberg, and ganome [462/2693] have team battled Varjatticus, rxcomm, and el [1321/2647] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/19 18:21:45] Heisenberg [728/764] has challenged Cameron_D [734/1260] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:15:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/01/19 06:26:28] blabber [98/833] has come upon Heisenberg [613/764] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:54:25 is added to blabber's clock.
[09/01/19 08:20:15] GilbertErik [536/716] has come upon Heisenberg [376/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:34:04 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[09/01/19 22:15:55] soltys [674/882] has come upon Heisenberg [246/764] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:18:35 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/02/19 13:25:32] Heisenberg [287/764] has come upon mordac [189/1300] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:47:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/02/19 14:10:15] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:28:04 towards level 103.
[09/03/19 01:33:52] Heisenberg [709/764] has challenged Grayson [253/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:55:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/03/19 08:06:39] TimWolla and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/19 15:36:56] Eldoreth [98/1233] has challenged Heisenberg [147/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:13:25 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/04/19 06:40:10] Heisenberg [335/764] has challenged LukeLR [508/768] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:32:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/05/19 01:06:53] jbroome [91/734] has come upon Heisenberg [156/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:43:21 is added to jbroome's clock.
[09/05/19 03:44:49] Heisenberg [754/764] has challenged Globalirc [329/893] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:11:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/05/19 10:46:17] IllusiveMan_ [130/654] has challenged Heisenberg [333/764] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:42:18 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[09/05/19 15:47:39] Heisenberg, pfoley, and blabber [1574/2283] have team battled dindinx, kenyon, and Ratigan [2345/3001] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/19 18:42:16] TheresusPheronor [324/534] has come upon Heisenberg [290/764] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:42:25 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[09/06/19 06:18:18] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:44 towards level 103.
[09/09/19 02:44:30] bebbet [12/585] has challenged Heisenberg [692/764] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:03:04 is added to bebbet's clock.
[09/10/19 01:56:39] Balthazar [359/420] has challenged Heisenberg [495/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[09/10/19 20:50:51] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:32:58 towards level 103.
[09/11/19 05:11:30] elf [1001/1275] has come upon Heisenberg [322/764] and taken them in combat! 28 days, 08:40:32 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/11/19 13:46:07] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:31:05 from level 103.
[09/12/19 14:52:30] Heisenberg and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 10:44:31] Heisenberg [619/764] has come upon pfoley [675/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:02:07 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/13/19 20:41:25] Heisenberg [239/764] has come upon Tiny_Nuggins [303/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:55:36 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/13/19 23:06:05] FSM [542/789] has challenged Heisenberg [304/764] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:05:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/14/19 11:57:04] Heisenberg misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:08:42 from level 103.
[09/14/19 12:12:19] Heisenberg and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 06:21:42] Heisenberg and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 14:30:29] Heisenberg [486/764] has challenged Tratos [3/1011] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:54:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/19 21:47:56] Heisenberg and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 09:33:52] Heisenberg and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 11:35:26] Heisenberg [191/764] has challenged bebbet [518/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/26/19 11:41:13] himuraken [603/977] has challenged Heisenberg [409/764] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:18:28 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[09/27/19 21:37:32] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:13 towards level 103.
[09/28/19 19:14:03] meskio [314/775] has come upon Heisenberg [566/764] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:54:44 is added to meskio's clock.
[09/30/19 04:03:39] MaryMaid, vegadark, and bigjay [1880/2729] have team battled PlasmaStar, Heisenberg, and crysys [1001/2133] and won! 0 days, 06:24:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 06:30:05] Heisenberg [82/764] has come upon idlerpgww [354/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/30/19 15:04:44] Heisenberg [674/764] has challenged MadMan [909/1204] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/30/19 17:30:41] sigmg, LukeLR, and damyan [280/2759] have team battled lavamind, dartainus, and Heisenberg [1786/2028] and lost! 0 days, 19:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/19 22:33:52] Heisenberg, AngryParsley, and neurospex [710/3233] have team battled SlowRiot, grooverider, and csssuf [2655/3051] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/19 19:19:28] Heisenberg [651/764] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [195/351] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:38:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/03/19 03:19:19] Heisenberg [135/764] has challenged pixelate [431/518] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:22:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/04/19 01:09:02] Xaris [228/513] has come upon Heisenberg [253/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:12 is added to Xaris's clock.
[10/04/19 20:29:03] Heisenberg [19/764] has challenged djm [712/1001] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:55:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/19 11:40:01] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:42:40 from level 104.
[10/06/19 09:37:56] Heisenberg [349/764] has challenged TauPan [56/434] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:15:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/07/19 06:10:56] Tenorman, Scar3cr0w, and brycec [2634/2985] have team battled himuraken, Heisenberg, and sjefen6 [2299/2351] and won! 0 days, 00:59:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 07:29:58] neurospex, algernon, and bigjay [843/3475] have team battled Heisenberg, dwfreed, and mordac [2606/2836] and lost! 0 days, 14:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/19 08:52:24] AncalagonThBlack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/19 16:35:48] kork [132/355] has come upon Heisenberg [311/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:24 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/19 17:20:33] kork [59/355] has come upon Heisenberg [168/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:21 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/19 17:46:16] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:45:50 towards level 104.
[10/10/19 16:10:04] efertone [50/508] has come upon Heisenberg [326/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:01 is added to efertone's clock.
[10/12/19 07:20:03] AngryParsley, ishanyx, and MaryMaid [2120/2525] have team battled bootdisk, Heisenberg, and skarlso [1550/1953] and won! 0 days, 23:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/19 16:21:09] Notir [245/437] has come upon Heisenberg [424/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:24 is added to Notir's clock.
[10/13/19 06:30:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 45 days, 01:14:37 toward level 104.
[10/14/19 14:29:21] Crazycatlady and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/19 09:52:22] Heisenberg [57/764] has come upon KH405 [140/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:19:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/16/19 12:51:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 1 day, 10:01:53 toward level 104.
[10/17/19 10:23:32] Heisenberg [33/764] has come upon xayto [255/793] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:48:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/19 20:40:44] Heisenberg [754/764] has come upon Tor [311/1141] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:17:52 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/18/19 00:32:52] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:12 towards level 104.
[10/18/19 16:38:23] Heisenberg and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 19:49:20] Misza [1204/1334] has challenged Heisenberg [254/764] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:48:10 is removed from Misza's clock.
[10/19/19 00:25:07] Heisenberg and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 17:57:15] Heisenberg and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 08:27:06] Heisenberg, Misza, and bebbet [1718/2687] have team battled petrichor, tspange, and bisco [1978/3086] and lost! 0 days, 07:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/19 19:15:59] Heisenberg [151/764] has come upon bigjay [26/1541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:33 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/23/19 13:06:06] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:22 towards level 104.
[10/23/19 22:24:17] Heisenberg [663/785] has challenged Nofew [365/906] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:01:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/24/19 06:29:06] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:13:32 towards level 105.
[10/24/19 10:53:34] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:26:05 towards level 105.
[10/24/19 16:22:07] AbrahamLinksys [267/433] has challenged Heisenberg [624/785] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:56:08 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/24/19 17:22:24] Heisenberg [431/785] has challenged TauPan [277/434] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:42:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/25/19 00:27:12] Heisenberg [315/785] has come upon tmberg [847/1615] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:44:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/25/19 12:42:59] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:16:11 towards level 105.
[10/25/19 16:14:50] Heisenberg [243/785] has come upon sunri5e [1151/1239] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:57:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/26/19 08:31:19] Beavis, inittab, max, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/19 00:00:24] Heisenberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:43:43 from level 105.
[10/27/19 20:24:25] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:22:12 towards level 105.
[10/28/19 08:52:06] Heisenberg [316/785] has come upon meffe [579/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:29:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/30/19 07:59:23] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:29:11 from level 105.
[10/30/19 12:26:42] Heisenberg [478/785] has challenged yano [191/580] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:52:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/30/19 16:50:47] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:12:51 from level 105.
[10/31/19 16:20:41] Heisenberg [257/785] has come upon Kropotkin [629/943] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:13:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/02/19 06:12:33] jbroome, womblecat, and woonack [286/2473] have team battled algernon, canton7, and Heisenberg [2111/2544] and lost! 1 day, 00:20:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 01:01:38] pants, Heisenberg, and MrGlass [296/2919] have team battled m0shbear, meskio, and buyoq [60/2455] and won! 0 days, 04:12:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 09:00:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 23:03:33 from level 105.
[11/03/19 21:21:00] Heisenberg and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 23:44:43] Heisenberg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Heisenberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/19 00:03:08] wMw [757/910] has come upon Heisenberg [320/782] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:26:17 is removed from wMw's clock.
[11/05/19 23:11:54] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:53:53 from level 105.
[11/06/19 09:21:12] Heisenberg [750/782] has come upon bigjay [1249/1541] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:23:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/07/19 06:27:56] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:48:21 towards level 105.
[11/07/19 20:55:31] MiddlewareMonkey [426/963] has come upon Heisenberg [544/782] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:26:41 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/08/19 00:04:28] Nechayev, Psilocybe, and MJ94 [528/2062] have team battled phraktyl, Heisenberg, and AbrahamLinksys [1859/1886] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/19 14:16:38] Heisenberg [532/782] has come upon Tiny_Nuggins [172/445] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:13:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/10/19 03:26:30] sigmg [256/783] has challenged Heisenberg [779/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:40:30 is added to sigmg's clock.
[11/10/19 23:46:11] Heisenberg [265/782] has come upon dwfreed [450/780] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:36:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/13/19 02:48:00] Heisenberg [758/782] has come upon CoolManChris [36/106] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:38:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/14/19 09:03:06] Heisenberg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:08:50 from level 105.
[11/15/19 00:10:58] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:39 towards level 105.
[11/15/19 21:10:01] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:22:59 from level 105.
[11/16/19 00:39:43] Heisenberg was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:58:22 from level 105.
[11/16/19 09:26:24] Heisenberg [344/782] has come upon TauPan [159/401] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:30:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/19/19 04:13:27] LukeLR [630/806] has challenged Heisenberg [467/783] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:20:33 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[11/20/19 21:19:46] MiddlewareMonkey [196/963] has come upon Heisenberg [89/783] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:05:19 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/21/19 17:19:15] humus, Misza, and Heisenberg [2315/2369] have team battled Dyntra, JensRex, and keepermurf [588/2773] and won! 0 days, 00:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 22:31:32] astropoint [160/936] has challenged Heisenberg [206/783] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:35:38 is added to astropoint's clock.
[11/22/19 02:19:19] idlerpgww and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/19 09:46:29] Heisenberg [736/783] has come upon snek [244/662] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:09:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/22/19 20:10:08] Heisenberg [78/783] has come upon CoolManChris [125/339] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/23/19 03:38:45] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:15:55 from level 105.
[11/24/19 09:04:09] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 08:45:00] Heisenberg, vegadark, and MadMan [1351/2694] have team battled kenyon, sc_, and JuanMaestro [200/2642] and won! 1 day, 09:50:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 09:37:14] Heisenberg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:31:25 from level 105.
[11/26/19 18:26:58] Heisenberg [539/783] has come upon neurospex [386/1350] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:39:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/26/19 20:53:24] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:32:10 from level 105.
[11/27/19 06:43:00] Heisenberg and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 10:14:15] wMw [667/907] has challenged Heisenberg [147/783] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:21:19 is removed from wMw's clock.
[11/28/19 17:35:53] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:40 towards level 105.
[11/28/19 18:21:03] meskio, Heisenberg, and Everyman [855/2490] have team battled neurospex, Sharky4, and anarcat [2486/3441] and lost! 2 days, 04:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 04:04:52] Heisenberg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:22 from level 105.
[11/29/19 07:15:30] sigmg, Mars, and Heisenberg [1620/2861] have team battled osannatas, elbie, and Xenofex [1131/2600] and won! 2 days, 15:01:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/19 20:28:02] pollo stole Heisenberg's level 67 shield while they were sleeping! pollo leaves their old level 57 shield behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[12/01/19 04:36:18] Heisenberg [55/772] has come upon MJ94 [464/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:52:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/02/19 02:08:49] Forud [74/566] has come upon Heisenberg [590/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to Forud's clock.
[12/02/19 09:38:46] Heisenberg [299/772] has come upon pixelate [311/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/02/19 11:56:22] Heisenberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:43:40 from level 105.
[12/03/19 04:08:20] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:33 towards level 105.
[12/04/19 08:59:33] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:11 towards level 105.
[12/05/19 09:10:59] bigjay, rxcomm, and Reilly [1085/3286] have team battled Majak, simple, and Heisenberg [1289/2577] and lost! 8 days, 08:05:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/19 23:02:56] Heisenberg [737/772] has come upon skarlso [436/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:18:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/19 10:08:44] Heisenberg [752/772] has come upon popey [371/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:46:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/19 16:31:50] Heisenberg [525/772] has come upon pixelate [260/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:14:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/06/19 16:31:50] Heisenberg has dealt pixelate a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:21:34 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/06/19 22:20:28] Scar3cr0w [507/697] has challenged Heisenberg [673/772] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:20 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[12/07/19 23:13:19] yano [299/612] has come upon Heisenberg [761/772] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:39:26 is added to yano's clock.
[12/09/19 09:25:20] Heisenberg [155/772] has challenged alephnull [521/946] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:50:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/10/19 04:30:39] Heisenberg [585/772] has come upon The_Joker [316/422] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 16:48:58 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/10/19 21:07:26] zid, dartainus, and Heisenberg [709/2488] have team battled Chuck, bobvador, and gdm [1001/2027] and lost! 0 days, 19:47:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 04:26:08] Heisenberg and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/19 18:28:46] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:54:43 from level 106.
[12/11/19 21:34:21] Heisenberg [116/772] has come upon inittab [284/557] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:11:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/12/19 20:27:50] Heisenberg [755/772] has challenged MrGlass [573/869] in combat and won! 23 days, 16:40:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/12/19 20:43:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 14 days, 22:12:38 toward level 106.
[12/13/19 09:53:42] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:46:55 towards level 106.
[12/13/19 18:47:09] soltys, Heisenberg, and humus [1860/2081] have team battled brycec, ohnx, and fattrat [1397/3322] and won! 0 days, 08:22:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 14:40:10] TimWolla [543/949] has challenged Heisenberg [227/772] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:14 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/18/19 09:41:17] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:38:17 towards level 106.
[12/19/19 03:38:22] Heisenberg [83/772] has come upon womblecat [281/698] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:07:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/20/19 03:58:21] mordac, sjums_the_great, and Heisenberg [532/2602] have team battled L, h00k, and Nistur [731/2391] and lost! 2 days, 00:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 00:58:25] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:01:51 from level 106.
[12/22/19 18:24:47] Heisenberg and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 11:52:47] IdleMaster [589/794] has challenged Heisenberg [586/772] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:13:32 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/25/19 12:10:17] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:23:41 towards level 106.
[12/25/19 21:28:30] Heisenberg and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 23:33:37] Heisenberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:20:04 from level 106.
[12/27/19 10:48:07] Heisenberg [744/777] has come upon Lnk [771/1039] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:00:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/28/19 05:51:39] TheresusPheronor [161/539] has challenged Heisenberg [653/777] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:02:39 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[12/29/19 21:50:43] Heisenberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:52 towards level 106.
[12/30/19 21:40:19] Xenofex [211/866] has challenged Heisenberg [63/777] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:34:31 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[12/31/19 18:13:03] sheu and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 20:14:26] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/20 11:31:23] Heisenberg, lipek, and pants [3031/3452] have team battled lakwatsero, MadMan, and allo [682/2477] and won! 0 days, 03:54:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 01:50:14] Heisenberg [147/801] has challenged yano [64/612] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:56:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/03/20 02:38:22] Heisenberg, Nechayev, and micah [1599/2570] have team battled alephnull, D.Va, and anarcat [1820/2667] and lost! 4 days, 07:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 15:37:07] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:02 towards level 106.
[01/03/20 17:50:42] Heisenberg, tspange, and dclaw123 [2196/2733] have team battled Khorne, Pauwelz, and anarcat [1085/2395] and won! 4 days, 16:07:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 06:42:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 3 days, 23:50:49 toward level 106.
[01/05/20 11:16:59] Heisenberg and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 15:36:55] Heisenberg [468/801] has come upon tmberg [1245/1625] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:12:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/05/20 19:31:17] Heisenberg and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/20 08:46:40] lakwatsero [310/386] has challenged Heisenberg [300/801] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:20:52 is removed from lakwatsero's clock.
[01/06/20 11:20:32] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:21 towards level 106.
[01/07/20 07:45:09] Heisenberg, gdm, and bootdisk [1744/2094] have team battled dclaw123, rxcomm, and MJ94 [2453/2960] and lost! 1 day, 18:32:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 13:40:52] elbie, Heisenberg, Milquetoast, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/20 23:13:20] woonack, CornFly, and Heisenberg [1022/2917] have team battled TheresusPheronor, grooverider, and Elgo [657/2685] and won! 1 day, 11:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 09:23:48] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:25 towards level 106.
[01/08/20 11:07:34] Agent86 [283/660] has come upon Heisenberg [708/801] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:54 is added to Agent86's clock.
[01/08/20 21:41:45] Heisenberg [310/801] has come upon anarcat [253/923] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:44:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/09/20 02:38:18] Heisenberg [382/1058] has come upon idlerpgww [526/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/09/20 09:58:43] Heisenberg [478/1058] has come upon GipsyPureGold [76/660] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/09/20 10:37:30] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:50 towards level 106.
[01/09/20 12:01:56] Heisenberg, phraktyl, and D.Va [1339/2527] have team battled crysys, pixelate, and grooverider [494/2903] and won! 0 days, 14:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 16:19:57] Heisenberg [470/1058] has come upon bigjay [1486/1529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:22:19 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/10/20 01:56:34] Heisenberg and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 16:49:31] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 11:42:07] Atan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 21:00:18] Heisenberg [258/1058] has challenged neurospex [259/1350] in combat and lost! 14 days, 13:51:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/13/20 23:08:40] brendan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 13:16:00] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:46:41 towards level 107.
[01/15/20 04:38:46] SlimeDiamond [203/397] has challenged Heisenberg [1009/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:28:04 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[01/15/20 09:43:45] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:22:29 towards level 107.
[01/15/20 16:09:39] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:12:05 towards level 107.
[01/16/20 06:59:17] JensRex, fattrat, and phraktyl [367/3217] have team battled Heisenberg, dxtr, and Globalirc [681/2858] and lost! 2 days, 11:02:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 07:05:52] csssuf and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 12:10:25] Heisenberg [1040/1058] has challenged IdleBot [1792/2174] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:18:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/16/20 15:24:38] Heisenberg [137/1058] has come upon tspange [106/821] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 22:35:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/17/20 04:09:04] Heisenberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:35:41 from level 107.
[01/17/20 21:18:53] Heisenberg [338/1058] has challenged Pici [325/1290] in combat and won! 16 days, 01:03:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/18/20 01:24:05] FSM, Heisenberg, grooverider, and MrGlass have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/20 12:36:00] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:07:41 towards level 107.
[01/19/20 05:08:29] Scornn, Everyman, and micah [839/2472] have team battled Heisenberg, pollo, and loomysh [1782/2913] and lost! 2 days, 11:45:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/20 15:47:19] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 19:50:59] Heisenberg [25/1058] has come upon bootdisk [535/654] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:18:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/22/20 06:08:10] Heisenberg [658/1058] has come upon kenyon [1005/1131] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:53:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/22/20 13:46:24] Tor [945/1203] has challenged Heisenberg [690/1058] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:20:44 is removed from Tor's clock.
[01/23/20 23:20:30] SlimeDiamond [72/397] has challenged Heisenberg [629/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:42 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[01/24/20 10:42:48] Heisenberg [162/1058] has come upon PlasmaStar [481/634] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:48:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/24/20 21:45:36] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:31:34 towards level 107.
[01/26/20 00:16:15] i3d, Asara, and Heisenberg [28/2304] have team battled Khorne, Roxana, and autist [211/3129] and lost! 1 day, 04:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/20 05:47:20] Heisenberg [81/1058] has come upon IdleMaster [18/735] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:11:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/20 05:47:20] Heisenberg has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 21 days, 04:17:38 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/26/20 21:52:24] Heisenberg [866/1058] has come upon sheu [500/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/27/20 22:28:00] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:31 towards level 107.
[01/28/20 16:21:09] Heisenberg [212/1058] has challenged PlasmaStar [306/634] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:30:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/28/20 20:55:10] Heisenberg [895/1058] has come upon Reilly [368/553] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:29:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/31/20 07:45:34] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:00 towards level 107.
[02/01/20 14:09:47] Heisenberg and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 14:44:27] Lemelisk [108/1386] has challenged Heisenberg [759/1058] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:38:14 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[02/01/20 18:54:53] Heisenberg [1054/1058] has come upon PlasmaStar [195/634] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:29:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/01/20 21:28:37] Heisenberg [698/1058] has come upon damyan [439/1254] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:19:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/02/20 05:59:58] Heisenberg and Neo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 06:18:11] elf, dclaw123, and alephnull [1959/3570] have team battled MrGlass, Heisenberg, and MiddlewareMonkey [368/2947] and won! 1 day, 09:53:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 14:10:56] Heisenberg [393/1058] has come upon ishanyx [35/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:23:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/02/20 15:02:00] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:20 towards level 107.
[02/02/20 19:14:47] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:05 from level 107.
[02/03/20 01:53:09] Heisenberg [580/1058] has challenged findlayr [277/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:13:17 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/03/20 05:10:43] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:19 towards level 107.
[02/03/20 15:00:36] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:44 towards level 107.
[02/04/20 02:55:50] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:49 towards level 107.
[02/04/20 11:01:29] bootdisk [182/655] has challenged Heisenberg [153/1058] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:43:19 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/05/20 03:38:29] Heisenberg [978/1058] has come upon Forud [656/774] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/20 04:34:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 02:08:23 toward level 107.
[02/05/20 12:09:42] Heisenberg [994/1079] has challenged autist [73/926] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:53:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/20 21:13:51] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:13 towards level 108.
[02/06/20 03:44:30] Heisenberg [839/1079] has come upon RedW [290/1011] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:50:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/06/20 06:10:48] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:02:24 towards level 108.
[02/06/20 10:45:57] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:27:08 towards level 108.
[02/08/20 10:28:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 13:17:02 from level 108.
[02/08/20 12:57:16] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:58:55 towards level 108.
[02/09/20 07:31:57] Tiny_Nuggins [281/864] has challenged Heisenberg [822/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:24 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[02/09/20 18:32:15] pixelate, LapTop006, and Athos [85/1761] have team battled Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and Nechayev [1758/2771] and lost! 0 days, 07:05:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/20 03:37:18] SirMonkeybox [353/523] has challenged Heisenberg [638/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/10/20 11:31:06] crysys [248/882] has come upon Heisenberg [121/1079] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:40:23 is removed from crysys's clock.
[02/10/20 16:28:44] Heisenberg and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 22:58:27] Heisenberg, el, and alephnull [1294/3293] have team battled MrGlass, Beefcan, and sjums_the_great [1902/1913] and lost! 3 days, 07:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/20 23:18:30] Heisenberg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:09:13 from level 108.
[02/11/20 22:30:58] Antium, Mirc0p, and Heisenberg [2076/2757] have team battled zbe, xonic, and bigjay [290/2791] and won! 0 days, 14:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 02:20:19] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:54:02 towards level 108.
[02/12/20 17:29:25] el, Heisenberg, and m0shbear [309/3298] have team battled Beefcan, AbrahamLinksys, and Nofew [1185/1955] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/20 02:16:33] Heisenberg [1072/1079] has come upon gdm [106/679] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:22:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/20 02:26:37] Heisenberg [1058/1079] has come upon gdm [567/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:50:25 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/20 12:38:04] Heisenberg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:30:20 from level 108.
[02/13/20 20:33:40] Heisenberg [243/1079] has come upon Zyphyr [252/652] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:32:07 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/14/20 10:26:00] lipek [427/1361] has come upon Heisenberg [39/1079] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:41:44 is removed from lipek's clock.
[02/14/20 16:51:05] Heisenberg [836/1079] has come upon AbacusAvenger [897/909] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:23:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/16/20 06:48:26] Heisenberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and ncarl747 [1540/2947] have team battled meskio, brendan, and petrichor [2110/3501] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/20 23:30:38] Heisenberg [67/1079] has come upon vegadark [705/767] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:29:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/17/20 08:45:00] neurospex, vegadark, and meskio [2430/3049] have team battled sunri5e, crysys, and Heisenberg [1791/3155] and won! 0 days, 23:43:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 17:45:45] BabaJaga [92/239] has challenged Heisenberg [964/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:22 is added to BabaJaga's clock.
[02/18/20 15:27:16] el [927/1014] has challenged Heisenberg [14/1079] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:14:49 is removed from el's clock.
[02/18/20 16:12:57] Heisenberg [516/1079] has come upon brycec [744/1182] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:42:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/20 07:03:39] Heisenberg [46/1079] has come upon LukeLR [142/813] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:01:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/20 09:21:17] BabaJaga [266/292] has challenged Heisenberg [1022/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to BabaJaga's clock.
[02/20/20 13:02:42] Fluttershy [962/1205] has come upon Heisenberg [81/1079] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:30:17 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[02/20/20 13:57:20] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:13:05 towards level 108.
[02/21/20 13:08:12] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:38:16 from level 108.
[02/21/20 14:48:44] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:53:34 towards level 108.
[02/21/20 21:22:41] Heisenberg [518/1079] has come upon lipek [458/1361] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 20:03:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/22/20 15:51:05] xayto [122/751] has challenged Heisenberg [933/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:09:38 is added to xayto's clock.
[02/23/20 09:25:19] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:38:31 towards level 108.
[02/24/20 02:30:14] Heisenberg [771/1079] has come upon Roxana [287/1214] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:19:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/24/20 06:13:35] ncarl747, Heisenberg, and waifu [318/2777] have team battled pants, MiddlewareMonkey, and ishanyx [674/3025] and lost! 4 days, 09:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 23:51:41] Alduin [0/1] has challenged Heisenberg [586/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to Alduin's clock.
[02/26/20 01:06:33] Heisenberg [158/1079] has come upon anarcat [228/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:26:48 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/26/20 23:39:41] bobvador [301/684] has challenged Heisenberg [1057/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:57 is added to bobvador's clock.
[02/27/20 13:22:51] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:40:33 from level 108.
[02/28/20 14:10:15] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:23:06 towards level 108.
[02/28/20 14:45:45] SCSi [371/825] has come upon Heisenberg [980/1079] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:19:20 is added to SCSi's clock.
[02/28/20 18:08:52] Crazycatlady and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 14:15:01] Heisenberg [360/1079] has come upon KeboDK [552/742] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:53:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/29/20 14:54:16] Heisenberg [58/1079] has challenged Bradicus [522/1138] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:38:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/03/20 18:21:28] Heisenberg [287/1079] has come upon holloway [527/1059] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:23:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/05/20 11:50:40] Heisenberg [362/1079] has come upon L [786/797] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:35:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/05/20 16:49:45] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:44:06 towards level 108.
[03/08/20 00:58:30] soltys [584/894] has come upon Heisenberg [612/1079] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:04:36 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/08/20 01:15:27] Heisenberg [64/1079] has challenged pollo [832/988] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:13:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/09/20 11:42:52] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:08:47 from level 108.
[03/10/20 10:56:44] tms and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 17:39:14] lipek [679/1350] has come upon Heisenberg [583/1079] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:55 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/10/20 23:18:08] Vinaduro [40/119] has challenged Heisenberg [839/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:07 is added to Vinaduro's clock.
[03/11/20 00:34:43] Birdbones, anarcat, and golgy [2183/3024] have team battled bisco, Everyman, and Heisenberg [646/2880] and won! 1 day, 12:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/20 06:32:05] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:09 towards level 108.
[03/11/20 20:36:28] Heisenberg [436/1079] has challenged PiotrekD [752/1026] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:43:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/12/20 00:12:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 12 days, 17:46:13 toward level 108.
[03/12/20 19:23:06] soltys [78/894] has come upon Heisenberg [640/1079] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:17:44 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/13/20 11:43:45] SCSi, elf, and MrGlass [1990/3148] have team battled vegadark, Heisenberg, and Brady [518/2964] and won! 2 days, 06:09:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/20 01:48:57] maligned [344/570] has challenged Heisenberg [936/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:29 is added to maligned's clock.
[03/20/20 21:57:30] Heisenberg [901/1079] has come upon jjasghar [116/357] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:44:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/22/20 22:43:17] Heisenberg [955/1079] has challenged L [544/797] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:18:32 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/22/20 23:27:30] Heisenberg [354/1079] has come upon rxcomm [288/1338] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:43:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/22/20 23:43:27] Heisenberg [36/1079] has come upon pollo [70/1000] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:42:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/23/20 18:39:40] aismallard, alephnull, and Heisenberg [1955/3151] have team battled brendan, blabber, and sairis [233/2617] and won! 1 day, 17:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/20 23:19:29] fattrat [71/1202] has come upon Heisenberg [785/1079] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:58:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/24/20 16:42:24] Atan, ncarl747, and Heisenberg [670/2750] have team battled Birdbones, alephnull, and RBecker [2182/3400] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/20 01:54:22] Heisenberg [510/1079] has challenged h00k [234/764] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:44:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/25/20 16:57:42] Heisenberg [832/1079] has challenged Bahhumbug [444/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:51:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/26/20 16:29:15] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:27 towards level 108.
[03/26/20 21:01:42] Heisenberg [895/1079] has come upon Jaglag [164/192] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/27/20 14:33:59] allo [307/731] has come upon Heisenberg [1050/1079] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:40 is added to allo's clock.
[03/27/20 15:08:10] allo [692/731] has challenged Heisenberg [861/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:47:42 is added to allo's clock.
[03/27/20 18:23:01] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:28 towards level 108.
[03/27/20 20:09:18] Heisenberg [246/1079] has challenged bobvador [637/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/28/20 02:10:36] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:29 towards level 108.
[03/28/20 05:27:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 0 days, 17:33:05 toward level 108.
[03/28/20 11:18:22] Heisenberg [702/1079] has challenged borsin [110/632] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/28/20 11:18:22] In the fierce battle, borsin dropped their level 40 charm! Heisenberg picks it up, tossing their old level 26 charm to borsin.
[03/29/20 10:17:46] niko [766/864] has challenged Heisenberg [832/1094] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:46:33 is added to niko's clock.
[03/29/20 12:35:30] SirMonkeybox, sairis, and Heisenberg [712/1978] have team battled damyan, gdm, and jayvee [807/2639] and lost! 2 days, 00:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/20 03:21:35] StalkR [177/502] has challenged Heisenberg [844/1094] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:51:35 is added to StalkR's clock.
[03/30/20 18:57:42] Heisenberg [346/1094] has come upon unicron [291/872] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 00:25:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/31/20 10:30:04] Heisenberg [789/1094] has come upon petrichor [268/1218] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 22:37:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/20 10:34:18] Heisenberg [7/1094] has challenged zygren [491/534] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:21:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/02/20 11:36:37] Heisenberg [1035/1094] has come upon Lemelisk [1005/1404] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 04:28:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/02/20 13:19:52] Heisenberg [543/1094] has come upon zygren [432/534] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:10:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/02/20 18:41:47] djm [658/910] has challenged Heisenberg [1057/1094] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:04:27 is added to djm's clock.
[04/03/20 03:03:25] desikitteh [296/303] has challenged Heisenberg [1065/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:28 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[04/03/20 17:02:46] Heisenberg and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 23:16:27] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:14 towards level 109.
[04/04/20 06:02:08] MJ94, damyan, and Varjatticus [1635/2271] have team battled MrGlass, Andries, and Heisenberg [2675/2704] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/20 10:22:46] phraktyl, MetaNova, and canton7 [485/2883] have team battled Heisenberg, Birdbones, and SirMonkeybox [1431/2963] and lost! 2 days, 02:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 22:35:51] Heisenberg and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/20 08:12:29] Heisenberg [691/1094] has challenged loomysh [11/1142] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:55:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/20 15:40:08] eta [147/168] has challenged Heisenberg [108/1094] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:21 is removed from eta's clock.
[04/08/20 19:45:43] loomysh, Heisenberg, and eta [2066/2404] have team battled MadMan, Andries, and kenyon [2116/2954] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 21:26:38] Heisenberg [939/1094] has challenged lipek [7/1339] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:27:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/11/20 22:17:44] Heisenberg [16/1094] has come upon ilbelkyr [327/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:15:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/12/20 03:08:49] Andries, aismallard, and Heisenberg [91/2535] have team battled lavamind, parkaman, and csc2ya [1622/1658] and lost! 2 days, 02:11:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 06:15:16] alephnull [117/1209] has come upon Heisenberg [162/1094] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:07:31 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/13/20 03:42:53] Heisenberg [464/1094] has come upon Tenorman [851/1247] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:43:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/13/20 04:39:29] Heisenberg [1084/1094] has challenged Reilly [473/571] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:18:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/20 07:27:10] nawcom [5/565] has come upon Heisenberg [695/1094] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:21:46 is added to nawcom's clock.
[04/14/20 17:58:26] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:41 towards level 109.
[04/14/20 22:44:19] Heisenberg and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 10:51:15] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:00 towards level 109.
[04/15/20 15:04:29] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:48 towards level 109.
[04/16/20 10:00:10] Heisenberg [226/1094] has challenged ilbelkyr [659/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/16/20 16:01:36] Reilly [228/571] has challenged Heisenberg [691/1094] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:49:34 is added to Reilly's clock.
[04/17/20 11:49:20] Heisenberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:21 from level 109.
[04/19/20 03:15:56] sc_ [350/723] has challenged Heisenberg [302/1094] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:07:04 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[04/19/20 06:40:51] Heisenberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:54 from level 109.
[04/19/20 12:56:07] ganome and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 19:12:26] MaryMaid [233/646] has come upon Heisenberg [611/1094] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:07 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[04/20/20 13:08:21] Heisenberg, dartainus, and M144 [390/2827] have team battled blizgerg, sigmg, and crysys [1780/3115] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/20 05:02:55] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:09 towards level 109.
[04/22/20 07:34:40] el [505/1035] has challenged Heisenberg [768/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:38 is added to el's clock.
[04/22/20 11:52:00] Heisenberg [1010/1094] has challenged rustybicycle [305/547] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:31:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/22/20 14:36:26] Heisenberg [550/1094] has challenged Zyphyr [411/656] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:57:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/22/20 16:36:55] Forud [811/850] has challenged Heisenberg [510/1094] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:54 is removed from Forud's clock.
[04/23/20 13:19:23] Nechayev [177/857] has come upon Heisenberg [571/1094] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:56:28 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/23/20 21:06:01] Heisenberg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:13:57 from level 110.
[04/24/20 05:08:26] RBecker and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/20 07:23:56] Heisenberg [332/1094] has challenged efertone [378/480] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:55:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/24/20 16:55:34] niko [338/908] has come upon Heisenberg [765/1094] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 09:50:10 is added to niko's clock.
[04/25/20 13:22:56] Heisenberg [522/1094] has come upon Bradicus [20/1115] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 05:10:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/25/20 14:01:32] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:22:10 towards level 110.
[04/25/20 22:26:41] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:47:19 towards level 110.
[04/26/20 19:19:41] Heisenberg, allo, and Athos [1275/2492] have team battled Brady, efertone, and MadMan [1343/2860] and lost! 2 days, 06:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/20 23:37:57] Heisenberg [920/1094] has challenged MaryMaid [136/646] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:20:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/28/20 02:43:58] Heisenberg [1069/1094] has challenged loomysh [979/1141] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:30:14 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/29/20 08:35:51] Heisenberg and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/20 12:52:04] Heisenberg [4/1098] has challenged AbacusAvenger [879/908] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:25:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/30/20 00:54:56] grooverider [651/1553] has challenged Heisenberg [676/1098] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:39:43 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/01/20 08:59:15] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/20 10:53:43] Heisenberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:57:14 from level 110.
[05/02/20 21:15:57] sjefen6, Majak, and StalkR [1810/2309] have team battled lipek, Heisenberg, and Elgo [2287/3293] and lost! 5 days, 00:19:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/20 05:42:59] pfoley, Muirrum, Heisenberg, and Nechayev have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/20 07:13:14] WallIdl [118/748] has challenged Heisenberg [183/1098] in combat and lost! 12 days, 10:19:45 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[05/03/20 08:03:30] dax [60/612] has come upon Heisenberg [186/1098] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:55:54 is added to dax's clock.
[05/03/20 10:28:20] Heisenberg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:49:29 from level 110.
[05/04/20 15:38:55] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:20:18 towards level 110.
[05/05/20 06:16:11] Heisenberg [1049/1103] has come upon Yuhno [405/639] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:04:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/05/20 07:24:23] Heisenberg [313/1103] has challenged anarcat [186/672] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:03:35 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/05/20 15:20:58] bigtrees, Heisenberg, and Eldoreth [1620/2740] have team battled dindinx, skarlso, and mordac [20/2910] and won! 0 days, 01:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/20 01:28:47] Heisenberg [897/1103] has challenged AngryParsley [881/1118] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:08:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/06/20 05:36:31] Heisenberg [977/1103] has come upon sairis [142/388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:26:17 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/06/20 10:53:35] Heisenberg and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 04:54:09] Heisenberg [199/1103] has come upon AbacusAvenger [600/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:21:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/09/20 22:48:10] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:30 towards level 110.
[05/10/20 15:53:59] Heisenberg [220/1103] has come upon efertone [155/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:28:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/10/20 23:54:10] bigjay and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 09:20:38] Heisenberg [899/1103] has come upon AbacusAvenger [911/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/12/20 03:03:54] soltys [133/949] has challenged Heisenberg [44/1103] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:39:46 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/12/20 22:22:10] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:04 towards level 110.
[05/13/20 09:56:46] TauPan, Andries, and jnerulax [1027/1790] have team battled Heisenberg, idlerpgww, and AngryParsley [183/3022] and won! 0 days, 19:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 18:12:51] Heisenberg [357/1103] has challenged djm [121/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/13/20 19:31:26] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:30 towards level 110.
[05/13/20 20:37:15] Heisenberg [75/1103] has challenged Leedsichthys [277/375] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:59:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/14/20 12:21:04] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/20 12:50:59] parkaman [85/422] has come upon Heisenberg [1019/1103] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:09 is added to parkaman's clock.
[05/15/20 06:53:53] RBecker and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/20 09:13:52] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:43:31 towards level 111.
[05/17/20 17:16:31] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:26:54 towards level 111.
[05/18/20 11:38:26] Heisenberg [804/1109] has come upon lipek [945/1403] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:54:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/18/20 23:05:47] maligned, RBecker, and elbie [891/2379] have team battled vegadark, L, and Heisenberg [2648/2724] and lost! 0 days, 15:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/20 04:33:25] Heisenberg [500/1109] has come upon nawcom [344/657] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:29:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/19/20 05:53:04] idlerpgww, brendan, and jayvee [2454/2832] have team battled Heisenberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and lavamind [942/2921] and won! 2 days, 09:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 14:45:11] Heisenberg [231/1109] has challenged pfoley [805/905] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:41:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/20/20 10:45:06] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:07:59 towards level 111.
[05/21/20 10:05:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 41 days, 14:56:05 toward level 111.
[05/22/20 19:18:38] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:14 towards level 111.
[05/24/20 00:09:27] sigmg [291/898] has challenged Heisenberg [1018/1109] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:26:42 is added to sigmg's clock.
[05/24/20 05:15:36] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:43:06 towards level 111.
[05/26/20 01:22:17] Odin [18/325] has come upon Heisenberg [712/1109] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:18 is added to Odin's clock.
[05/26/20 04:21:06] Heisenberg [506/1109] has challenged Nistur [429/829] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:16:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/26/20 14:34:34] Heisenberg, zankore, and AngryParsley [1944/3308] have team battled TauPan, Birdbones, and bigjay [295/3408] and won! 2 days, 12:34:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 09:33:01] Bkid [186/790] has challenged Heisenberg [718/1109] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:25:18 is added to Bkid's clock.
[05/28/20 22:35:56] lakwatsero [261/375] has challenged Heisenberg [696/1109] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:19:36 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[05/28/20 22:54:41] Mars, astropoint, and allo [2861/3057] have team battled brycec, ilbelkyr, and Heisenberg [1222/3401] and won! 1 day, 16:14:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/20 11:38:51] Heisenberg [992/1109] has challenged petrichor [734/1229] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:06:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/29/20 15:39:40] Heisenberg [1043/1109] has challenged GilbertErik [110/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:54:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/29/20 19:40:36] Scornn [74/894] has challenged Heisenberg [36/1109] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:45:59 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[05/30/20 07:34:30] Roxana and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/20 11:07:51] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:27 towards level 111.
[05/30/20 15:45:05] Heisenberg [167/1109] has challenged gildarts [6/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/31/20 03:51:09] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:47 from level 111.
[05/31/20 19:51:21] Andries [32/656] has challenged Heisenberg [215/1109] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:25:49 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/01/20 19:56:47] blabber [127/886] has challenged Heisenberg [431/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:46:57 is added to blabber's clock.
[06/02/20 02:28:36] Heisenberg [999/1109] has come upon Athos [283/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/02/20 04:50:41] Heisenberg [118/1109] has challenged idlerpgww [640/764] in combat and lost! 12 days, 06:17:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/02/20 09:33:48] VoidFox, PlasmaStar, and Heisenberg [1250/2100] have team battled Antium, waifu, and max [2311/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 12:08:37] Heisenberg and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/20 06:24:16] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 14:25:17 from level 112.
[06/05/20 20:48:18] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:08:09 from level 112.
[06/06/20 12:44:54] Antium, Heisenberg, buksi, and Nistur have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/20 01:38:19] GunMan [381/384] has challenged Heisenberg [779/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:04 is added to GunMan's clock.
[06/07/20 09:11:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 46 days, 16:56:17 toward level 112.
[06/07/20 12:14:59] Heisenberg, Andries, and Mirc0p [2348/2534] have team battled Reilly, sunri5e, and m0shbear [1109/2937] and won! 7 days, 20:26:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 20:53:23] Heisenberg [309/1109] has challenged Mateusz [1054/1243] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:50:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/20 21:53:37] Heisenberg [346/1109] has challenged golgy [982/1025] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:32:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/20 01:54:41] Heisenberg [482/1109] has challenged jayvee [490/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:14:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/20 03:27:08] Heisenberg [158/1109] has come upon dindinx [225/701] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:23:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/08/20 04:37:35] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:01:21 towards level 112.
[06/08/20 21:02:46] Heisenberg, TauPan, and Zyphyr [2213/2265] have team battled Misza, TimWolla, and SirMonkeybox [885/2722] and won! 9 days, 03:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 04:08:24] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:09:48 from level 112.
[06/09/20 05:19:42] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 22:08:31] Heisenberg [820/1109] has come upon unicron [526/916] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:33:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/09/20 22:08:31] Heisenberg has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:26:25 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/10/20 03:45:34] Roxana and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 07:18:47] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:34:08 from level 112.
[06/11/20 00:21:18] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:01:15 from level 112.
[06/12/20 13:24:25] Heisenberg [806/1109] has come upon Zaratustra [361/1125] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:49:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/20 18:48:03] Heisenberg [986/1109] has come upon crysys [688/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:16:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/20 23:16:59] Heisenberg and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/20 17:28:22] Heisenberg [133/1109] has challenged Sharky4 [570/1185] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:18:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/14/20 19:25:48] Heisenberg and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 17:03:54] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:43 towards level 112.
[06/17/20 09:40:18] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:34:02 from level 112.
[06/18/20 00:32:39] Heisenberg, pants, and IdleMaster [1176/3238] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, loomysh, and astropoint [87/3042] and won! 2 days, 00:29:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 13:55:47] Heisenberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:32 towards level 112.
[06/18/20 14:57:10] Heisenberg and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/20 12:03:51] Heisenberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Heisenberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/20 02:36:36] Nofew, Heisenberg, and Yuhno [179/2775] have team battled Beefcan, Lnk, and rustybicycle [1514/2610] and lost! 0 days, 23:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 03:06:35] Asara [641/827] has challenged Heisenberg [61/1115] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:08:35 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/22/20 11:57:56] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:44 towards level 112.
[06/23/20 02:08:11] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:49 towards level 112.
[06/23/20 08:31:29] Heisenberg [20/1115] has come upon Tratos [100/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:01:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/23/20 22:49:01] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:30 towards level 112.
[06/24/20 08:51:19] Heisenberg [711/1115] has come upon tms [3/474] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:46:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/24/20 19:36:31] dindinx and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/20 00:17:00] Heisenberg, Tratos, and lakwatsero [1259/2484] have team battled MetaNova, Elgo, and Roxana [1478/3253] and lost! 1 day, 03:54:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/20 18:39:38] SlowRiot [637/929] has challenged Heisenberg [753/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:05:54 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/25/20 19:39:53] Yuhno [635/697] has challenged Heisenberg [578/1115] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:20:47 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[06/26/20 06:36:22] Heisenberg [350/1119] has come upon sairis [763/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:35:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/26/20 06:42:38] KH405 [178/571] has challenged Heisenberg [1094/1119] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:54:14 is added to KH405's clock.
[06/26/20 16:17:45] mwhahaha, Milquetoast, and FSM [1824/2795] have team battled astropoint, Heisenberg, and Scar3cr0w [46/2912] and won! 0 days, 02:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/20 22:08:50] Birdbones [1214/1328] has challenged Heisenberg [188/1119] in combat and won! 26 days, 18:41:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/28/20 03:53:34] aismallard [404/963] has challenged Heisenberg [911/1119] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:42:35 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/28/20 16:29:37] MadMan, soltys, and sjefen6 [2775/3195] have team battled Scornn, Heisenberg, and xayto [1794/2757] and won! 0 days, 08:59:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 23:08:13] fattrat, double, and lavamind [2205/3250] have team battled brendan, Heisenberg, and Nistur [477/3293] and won! 1 day, 03:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/20 07:21:57] Heisenberg [706/1119] has come upon Iceman [448/1026] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:29:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/30/20 15:44:47] dartainus, Frogging101, and Heisenberg [2312/2709] have team battled misha, sheu, and Nofew [1460/2458] and won! 0 days, 06:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/20 06:23:16] Heisenberg [811/1119] has come upon dwfreed [148/809] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:09:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/01/20 12:26:54] petrichor [804/1229] has come upon Heisenberg [887/1119] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:33:59 is added to petrichor's clock.
[07/03/20 09:12:56] elf [1245/1350] has come upon Heisenberg [532/1119] and taken them in combat! 52 days, 15:51:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/05/20 15:10:12] Heisenberg [203/1119] has come upon Ironhoof [1197/1266] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/06/20 16:09:10] Heisenberg [337/1119] has come upon dindinx [364/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:58 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/06/20 23:05:14] Heisenberg and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 02:16:21] Heisenberg [986/1119] has challenged Eldoreth [1084/1291] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:55:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/09/20 03:56:49] Majak, Heisenberg, and ohnx [1305/2826] have team battled Syloq, unicron, and SCSi [1871/2835] and lost! 5 days, 17:19:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 12:35:28] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:11:03 towards level 113.
[07/11/20 08:43:12] Beavis, GeneralZod, and vegadark [842/2445] have team battled xayto, Jaglag, and Heisenberg [1254/2391] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/20 20:33:34] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 11:55:38 from level 113.
[07/12/20 07:53:29] jayvee, sairis, and bigtrees [1293/1938] have team battled Heisenberg, elf, and SirMonkeybox [160/2946] and won! 0 days, 19:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 11:18:13] Heisenberg [806/1119] has come upon Majak [48/907] and taken them in combat! 32 days, 17:19:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/12/20 12:20:43] Heisenberg saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 05:45:01 from level 113.
[07/13/20 12:44:46] Heisenberg [409/1119] has come upon zbe [354/745] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 07:45:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/13/20 21:42:23] Heisenberg [320/1119] has come upon Bluedog [386/485] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:11:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/14/20 13:56:07] MetaNova [303/1007] has come upon Heisenberg [412/1119] and been defeated in combat! 23 days, 22:46:12 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/15/20 13:17:40] Heisenberg [1039/1119] has challenged delet [66/543] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:14:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/16/20 07:00:04] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:08 towards level 113.
[07/17/20 11:34:02] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/20 14:28:36] Heisenberg [132/1119] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [581/855] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:07:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/18/20 16:22:00] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/20 05:00:27] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:11:03 towards level 113.
[07/21/20 08:51:07] Heisenberg and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/20 01:55:49] Heisenberg [915/1108] has challenged Chuck [283/770] in combat and won! 17 days, 06:52:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/23/20 05:01:06] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:16:03 towards level 113.
[07/23/20 13:27:22] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:09:45 towards level 113.
[07/23/20 21:12:29] Heisenberg and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 23:22:25] Xenthys [299/777] has come upon Heisenberg [1100/1108] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:33:48 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[07/24/20 03:16:01] dartainus [379/823] has come upon Heisenberg [321/1108] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:24:02 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[07/24/20 07:06:18] Heisenberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:36:01 from level 113.
[07/25/20 07:15:10] Leedsichthys [322/393] has challenged Heisenberg [680/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:25:59 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[07/25/20 20:26:44] Heisenberg and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 06:14:24] Tor, tms, and Heisenberg [295/3212] have team battled blabber, kenyon, and MJ94 [481/2964] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/20 15:14:19] Heisenberg [314/1108] has come upon aismallard [914/983] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:37:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/27/20 22:30:26] Heisenberg [401/1108] has challenged bookworm [333/468] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:11:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/28/20 00:33:31] Heisenberg and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 12:56:13] anarcat, Heisenberg, and MrGlass [1611/2735] have team battled csc2ya, bookworm, and scumola [63/1455] and won! 4 days, 08:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 15:40:30] Heisenberg [791/1108] has challenged MJ94 [632/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:23:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/29/20 16:23:08] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 08:50:45] bobvador [472/675] has challenged Heisenberg [214/1108] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:21:27 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[08/02/20 13:52:06] Heisenberg [94/1108] has come upon Baldric [162/218] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:34:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/03/20 22:56:51] Heisenberg [725/1108] has come upon scumola [321/495] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:37:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/03/20 22:56:51] Heisenberg has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:58:40 is added to scumola's clock.
[08/05/20 19:10:02] aismallard [849/983] has challenged Heisenberg [506/1101] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:08:33 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/05/20 22:26:13] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:56 towards level 113.
[08/06/20 00:57:01] Sharky4 stole Heisenberg's level 87 amulet while they were sleeping! Sharky4 leaves their old level 36 amulet behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[08/06/20 04:41:51] maligned, Heisenberg, and adamus1red [2338/2479] have team battled feek, L, and Sharky4 [936/2501] and won! 2 days, 06:06:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/20 23:09:30] feek, Heisenberg, and HellSpawn [1041/1914] have team battled brendan, simple, and Nechayev [1083/3345] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/20 10:50:15] Pontuzz [50/454] has challenged Heisenberg [535/1045] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:58:45 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[08/11/20 06:36:41] JeDa, Heisenberg, and waifu [2157/2403] have team battled allo, neurospex, and zbe [875/2736] and won! 2 days, 06:03:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/20 08:45:15] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/20 00:53:43] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:39:22 from level 113.
[08/13/20 22:23:51] pollo, KindOne, and Psilocybe [668/2098] have team battled Muirrum, IdleMaster, and Heisenberg [1357/2427] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/20 00:18:32] Heisenberg [806/1040] has challenged Beefcan [513/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:54:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/15/20 03:36:49] Heisenberg [803/1040] has come upon sairis [348/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:39:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/15/20 15:58:15] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:50 from level 113.
[08/15/20 16:28:59] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:35 towards level 113.
[08/16/20 00:29:18] Heisenberg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:27 towards level 113.
[08/16/20 08:18:03] blackroot [146/316] has challenged Heisenberg [41/1040] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:39 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[08/16/20 12:23:14] Heisenberg [340/1040] has come upon MrGlass [80/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:51:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/16/20 19:09:44] Majak, jjasghar, and MJ94 [125/2069] have team battled Tenorman, Heisenberg, and ohnx [2322/3098] and lost! 1 day, 01:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/20 01:15:59] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:44 towards level 113.
[08/17/20 23:08:03] Heisenberg [541/1040] has come upon Frogging101 [226/773] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/18/20 03:03:27] TauPan [391/504] has come upon Heisenberg [757/1040] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 04:28:42 is added to TauPan's clock.
[08/18/20 04:59:07] Heisenberg [977/1046] has challenged bisco [112/1270] in combat and won! 17 days, 17:03:44 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/18/20 06:37:06] Pici, Bluedog, and elbie [1665/2405] have team battled Roxana, Nofew, and Heisenberg [1742/3646] and lost! 1 day, 01:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 08:34:19] Heisenberg [388/1046] has come upon MrGlass [226/907] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 00:53:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/20/20 03:31:56] Heisenberg bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:33:08 from level 114.
[08/20/20 03:48:29] Heisenberg [26/1046] has come upon xayto [266/788] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:24:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/20/20 10:52:00] Heisenberg [25/1046] has come upon sheu [359/550] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:21:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/20/20 12:29:25] shymega, StalkR, and IdleMaster [1375/2011] have team battled Heisenberg, Majak, and TimWolla [2142/2790] and lost! 3 days, 21:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/20 00:52:51] Iceman [288/1025] has challenged Heisenberg [861/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:34 is added to Iceman's clock.
[08/21/20 15:54:39] Heisenberg [547/1046] has come upon IdleMaster [645/819] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 19:48:50 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/20 06:29:36] Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and jnerulax [2164/2780] have team battled Psilocybe, blizgerg, and LukeLR [2480/2854] and lost! 5 days, 04:04:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/20 06:39:04] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:09:25 towards level 114.
[08/25/20 03:16:00] Nistur [514/842] has challenged Heisenberg [521/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:12 is added to Nistur's clock.
[08/25/20 12:15:55] AncalagonThBlack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 16:12:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 26 days, 17:00:37 toward level 114.
[08/25/20 23:20:41] Heisenberg [345/1046] has challenged lipek [1084/1373] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:38:53 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/26/20 15:42:16] Heisenberg [349/1046] has come upon gdm [396/731] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:26:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/28/20 20:36:56] sairis [522/801] has challenged Heisenberg [491/1046] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:17 is removed from sairis's clock.
[08/28/20 21:37:09] Heisenberg [306/1046] has challenged Ironhoof [1012/1337] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:01:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/29/20 02:06:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 12 days, 10:58:13 toward level 114.
[08/29/20 03:15:03] Tiny_Nuggins [10/960] has come upon Heisenberg [250/1046] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:38:55 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[08/30/20 00:43:20] MrGlass [605/907] has challenged Heisenberg [254/1046] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:53:55 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[08/30/20 05:54:31] Heisenberg [219/1046] has come upon Atan [408/814] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:37:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/31/20 03:15:46] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:38:44 from level 114.
[08/31/20 06:57:53] elbie, inittab, and JensRex [590/2702] have team battled MadMan, Heisenberg, and sunri5e [156/3430] and won! 0 days, 17:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 12:01:51] RBecker [108/963] has challenged Heisenberg [979/1046] in combat and lost! 14 days, 14:08:19 is added to RBecker's clock.
[09/02/20 00:20:30] kate [9/290] has challenged Heisenberg [560/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:22 is added to kate's clock.
[09/02/20 12:19:48] Heisenberg and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 21:52:09] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:57:06 from level 114.
[09/04/20 02:14:29] Heisenberg [1023/1046] has challenged Chuck [541/779] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:30:29 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/04/20 16:12:46] blackroot, tms, and Heisenberg [2244/2275] have team battled brendan, efertone, and crysys [2193/2630] and won! 0 days, 04:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 19:04:20] Mithkabob, MetaNova, and xayto [1497/2224] have team battled vegadark, Heisenberg, and feek [1145/2381] and won! 0 days, 09:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/20 04:21:29] Heisenberg [500/1046] has challenged sjefen6 [86/905] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:27:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/05/20 17:24:48] Heisenberg [874/1046] has challenged Frogging101 [340/776] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:52:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/07/20 03:42:14] sunri5e stole Heisenberg's level 295 pair of boots while they were sleeping! sunri5e leaves their old level 269 pair of boots behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[09/07/20 05:37:09] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:53 towards level 114.
[09/07/20 10:02:34] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:14 towards level 114.
[09/07/20 21:38:39] Heisenberg [230/1017] has challenged max [649/675] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:05:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/08/20 08:41:38] tccki [101/456] has challenged Heisenberg [658/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:31 is added to tccki's clock.
[09/08/20 17:07:31] Heisenberg [154/1017] has come upon Chuck [135/784] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:20:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/20 02:12:45] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:56 towards level 114.
[09/09/20 17:10:55] rustybicycle [902/1073] has come upon Heisenberg [895/1017] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:00:13 is removed from rustybicycle's clock.
[09/09/20 18:50:44] Heisenberg [854/1017] has challenged Sharky4 [818/1211] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:02:31 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/20 20:36:50] sheu and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/20 01:15:10] neurospex stole Heisenberg's level 50 set of leggings while they were sleeping! neurospex leaves their old level 39 set of leggings behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[09/10/20 17:52:48] loomysh, Asara, and pztrn [1522/2147] have team battled Heisenberg, brendan, and Vic [2769/2880] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/20 13:52:53] max, Heisenberg, and lavamind [256/2536] have team battled Jaglag, Tor, and Tenorman [411/2819] and lost! 0 days, 14:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/20 18:06:48] Notir, feek, and suterismus [140/2577] have team battled sunri5e, Heisenberg, and SCSi [743/3187] and lost! 1 day, 21:47:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 09:32:15] Heisenberg and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/20 17:43:19] Heisenberg broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:31:54 from level 114.
[09/12/20 22:31:00] TimWolla and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 03:32:25] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:24 towards level 114.
[09/17/20 07:40:15] Vic [517/522] has challenged Heisenberg [773/1005] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:38:38 is added to Vic's clock.
[09/17/20 09:40:48] Heisenberg [952/1005] has challenged Scornn [142/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:30:00 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/17/20 18:28:53] Heisenberg [940/1005] has come upon Zyphyr [534/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/17/20 19:43:24] Agent86 [595/1054] has challenged Heisenberg [70/1005] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:00:20 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[09/18/20 04:29:16] MrGlass, Heisenberg, and astropoint [910/2974] have team battled i3d, Scornn, and Sharky4 [454/2796] and won! 0 days, 14:58:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 04:45:48] Heisenberg [262/1005] has challenged Eldoreth [732/1359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:45:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/19/20 22:23:19] Heisenberg, WallIdl, and soltys [1276/2703] have team battled sairis, misha, and vegadark [927/2363] and won! 0 days, 05:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 18:59:26] Heisenberg [345/1005] has challenged nawcom [241/648] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:39:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/20/20 20:56:14] Heisenberg, simple, and AbacusAvenger [1319/2993] have team battled soltys, h00k, and Syloq [1944/2697] and lost! 0 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/20 23:07:12] zbe and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 02:13:50] Heisenberg [622/1005] has come upon blackroot [63/349] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:00:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/20 22:06:09] Heisenberg [59/1005] has come upon Eldoreth [746/1359] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:26:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/24/20 23:50:18] Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and Nechayev [871/2839] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Misza, and maligned [635/3382] and won! 3 days, 19:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 01:39:19] xayto [633/792] has come upon Heisenberg [403/1005] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 03:10:54 is removed from xayto's clock.
[09/26/20 03:18:07] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:47:47 towards level 115.
[09/26/20 08:30:18] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:05:34 from level 115.
[09/26/20 18:16:56] Heisenberg [607/1005] has come upon Baldric [210/429] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:44:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/27/20 15:42:17] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:30:31 towards level 115.
[09/28/20 12:50:02] Heisenberg [473/1005] has challenged sc_ [145/813] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:04:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/28/20 14:06:59] Antium, blackroot, and pollo [131/2314] have team battled JeDa, damyan, and Heisenberg [1889/2691] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/20 20:18:06] Lnk, Fluttershy, and Yuhno [1021/3077] have team battled AbacusAvenger, ohnx, and Heisenberg [2440/2709] and lost! 4 days, 22:16:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/20 20:33:43] lavamind, Heisenberg, and canton7 [2634/3111] have team battled Asara, vegadark, and Forud [849/2602] and won! 0 days, 09:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/20 00:54:36] lipek, buksi, and anderson [139/2697] have team battled Xenthys, pfoley, and Heisenberg [608/2662] and lost! 0 days, 23:51:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/20 10:44:04] Heisenberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:06:58 from level 115.
[10/02/20 00:55:09] Nofew [593/1186] has come upon Heisenberg [821/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:47:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/02/20 02:53:43] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:41:46 from level 115.
[10/02/20 19:12:09] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:10:52 towards level 115.
[10/03/20 06:47:03] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:34:31 towards level 115.
[10/06/20 01:54:15] unicron stole Heisenberg's level 269 pair of boots while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 45 pair of boots behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[10/07/20 02:57:01] lipek, MetaNova, and ilbelkyr [1846/3442] have team battled phraktyl, Heisenberg, and neurospex [159/2417] and won! 1 day, 01:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/20 08:03:45] Chuck [14/751] has come upon Heisenberg [129/759] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 15:03:11 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/07/20 12:59:51] brendan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/20 05:07:31] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:12 towards level 115.
[10/10/20 14:03:36] Heisenberg [743/759] has come upon bisco [1109/1293] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:20:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/11/20 03:25:44] Heisenberg [387/759] has come upon FSM [359/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:56:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/13/20 07:26:59] Heisenberg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:40 towards level 115.
[10/14/20 12:17:46] Heisenberg [289/759] has challenged tmberg [1504/1548] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:49:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/15/20 04:34:50] Chuck, canton7, and KeboDK [273/3061] have team battled Lnk, Heisenberg, and SlowRiot [2104/2826] and lost! 1 day, 23:25:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/20 04:57:19] Heisenberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:00 towards level 115.
[10/16/20 07:39:18] Heisenberg [620/759] has challenged Psilocybe [443/773] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:40:54 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/16/20 18:41:39] Heisenberg [659/759] has challenged Zyphyr [17/716] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:06:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/20 03:45:50] Heisenberg [332/759] has come upon Vic [221/501] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:18:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/17/20 04:43:47] Heisenberg [348/759] has challenged grooverider [1211/1627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:24:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/18/20 08:52:07] Heisenberg [213/759] has come upon ToHellWithGA [1052/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:50:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/18/20 18:44:14] Heisenberg and Vic have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 00:05:00] Heisenberg, XBouBou, and KyloRen [658/1539] have team battled ganome, Ttech, and crysys [1481/3451] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/20 11:10:33] brycec and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 12:42:32] Heisenberg [107/762] has come upon jnerulax [549/821] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:16:11 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/20/20 16:01:12] Heisenberg [194/762] has challenged Xenthys [4/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:07:16 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/21/20 07:18:37] LukeLR, Heisenberg, GilbertErik, and anarcat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/20 10:05:03] Heisenberg [297/762] has challenged el [591/1189] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/21/20 10:16:21] max, freeboson, and Globalirc [943/2411] have team battled sheu, Lnk, and Heisenberg [2189/2441] and lost! 7 days, 01:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/20 17:18:55] Heisenberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:01 towards level 115.
[10/23/20 09:19:40] Heisenberg [193/762] has come upon Psilocybe [209/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:06:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/23/20 19:17:18] Heisenberg [253/762] has come upon StalkR [182/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:15:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/24/20 04:19:29] MrGlass [631/927] has challenged Heisenberg [117/762] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:28:41 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/24/20 07:30:30] Balthazar [130/1060] has come upon Heisenberg [368/762] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:19:23 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[10/25/20 09:31:20] PakCu [0/5] has challenged Heisenberg [49/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:29 is added to PakCu's clock.
[10/27/20 09:15:39] pants, Heisenberg, and vegadark [891/2941] have team battled GunMan, SlowRiot, and theZoMBiE [1899/2165] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/20 19:18:06] Heisenberg lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:44 from level 115.
[10/27/20 20:41:42] dax [184/894] has come upon Heisenberg [345/762] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:20:55 is added to dax's clock.
[10/28/20 13:41:07] fattrat, Blukunfando, and Desspugne [721/2676] have team battled Forud, Heisenberg, and IdleMaster [2176/2514] and lost! 2 days, 05:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 16:02:17] MetaNova [433/1018] has come upon Heisenberg [488/762] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:10:33 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/28/20 16:37:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 2 days, 01:14:42 toward level 115.
[10/29/20 12:58:32] Heisenberg [356/762] has come upon feek [315/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/29/20 15:18:03] Asara and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/20 20:07:53] Heisenberg, sunri5e, and zbe [1147/2698] have team battled Jaglag, lavamind, and elf [2477/2691] and lost! 1 day, 06:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/20 08:21:16] freeboson, HeavyPodda, and Heisenberg [536/2428] have team battled CornFly, lavamind, and KyloRen [431/2491] and won! 0 days, 04:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 10:27:01] Heisenberg lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:54:09 from level 115.
[10/30/20 16:16:43] Heisenberg [71/762] has come upon waifu [1000/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/30/20 20:05:43] Heisenberg [142/762] has challenged Crazycatlady [726/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:44:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/31/20 21:11:25] AncalagonThBlack [210/1043] has challenged Heisenberg [368/762] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:48:54 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/01/20 14:51:44] HellSpawn, elbie, and neurospex [2075/2703] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and Elgo [1964/2634] and won! 4 days, 03:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 21:16:45] Heisenberg [605/762] has challenged pztrn [61/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:02:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/05/20 06:54:30] Heisenberg [298/762] has come upon Globalirc [733/1022] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/05/20 16:37:51] simple [456/1114] has come upon Heisenberg [303/762] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:27:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/06/20 16:42:51] Yuhno [636/735] has challenged Heisenberg [344/762] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:59:18 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[11/07/20 17:05:37] kate stole Heisenberg's level 40 amulet while they were sleeping! kate leaves their old level 24 amulet behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[11/08/20 02:12:32] Heisenberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:06 towards level 115.
[11/08/20 05:27:35] Heisenberg [452/756] has challenged Tenorman [758/1278] in combat and lost! 15 days, 22:15:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/08/20 18:39:10] pyre [236/292] has come upon Heisenberg [566/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:32 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/09/20 09:09:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 73 days, 18:46:43 toward level 116.
[11/09/20 23:37:36] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:01 towards level 116.
[11/10/20 01:28:31] Heisenberg and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/20 23:05:58] Heisenberg [108/756] has challenged Frogging101 [390/754] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:13:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/11/20 23:12:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 16 days, 17:59:34 toward level 116.
[11/12/20 10:42:26] sunri5e, KeboDK, and lipek [2082/3548] have team battled Globalirc, nawcom, and Heisenberg [12/2426] and won! 3 days, 16:14:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/20 17:15:47] Misza [181/1445] has challenged Heisenberg [622/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:43:38 is added to Misza's clock.
[11/13/20 22:27:03] Heisenberg and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/20 13:32:28] Heisenberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:18:58 from level 116.
[11/18/20 06:56:41] Heisenberg [696/756] has come upon zbe [433/767] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:29:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/18/20 21:03:53] Heisenberg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Heisenberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/20 00:27:45] Heisenberg learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:04 towards level 116.
[11/19/20 05:47:45] Heisenberg [658/751] has come upon whizter [44/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:41:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/19/20 10:27:17] pyre [293/642] has challenged Heisenberg [343/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:22 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/19/20 18:55:07] Heisenberg [562/751] has challenged anderson [10/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:03:00 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/19/20 21:30:31] el [639/1178] has come upon Heisenberg [484/751] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:42:35 is removed from el's clock.
[11/19/20 23:14:30] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:08 towards level 116.
[11/19/20 23:40:00] Heisenberg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Heisenberg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/20 03:54:58] el [377/1178] has come upon Heisenberg [514/777] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:47:12 is added to el's clock.
[11/20/20 18:51:12] Heisenberg and whizter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/20 10:30:51] Heisenberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:40:37 from level 116.
[11/22/20 08:17:53] allo [279/712] has challenged Heisenberg [120/777] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:39 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/22/20 17:21:35] Heisenberg and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/20 21:21:02] Heisenberg [618/777] has challenged KatePls [6/169] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/22/20 22:36:36] Heisenberg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:27 from level 116.
[11/25/20 14:27:01] womblecat, Crazycatlady, and KyloRen [88/2417] have team battled MadMan, allo, and Heisenberg [766/2719] and lost! 1 day, 14:25:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/20 18:56:24] Vic [532/586] has come upon Heisenberg [21/777] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:37:06 is removed from Vic's clock.
[11/25/20 19:35:45] Heisenberg and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/20 00:41:41] Heisenberg [412/777] has come upon k-rad [21/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:58:15 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/29/20 02:55:06] PlasmaStar [450/684] has challenged Heisenberg [518/777] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:47:17 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[11/29/20 04:23:40] Heisenberg [363/777] has come upon feek [128/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:03:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/29/20 05:55:47] pyre [395/756] has challenged Heisenberg [762/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:50 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/30/20 07:54:51] Heisenberg [228/777] has come upon HellSpawn [35/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:21:17 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/01/20 06:45:25] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:29 towards level 116.
[12/01/20 08:11:59] Odin, Heisenberg, and HeavyPodda [1551/2609] have team battled anarcat, Forud, and lavamind [1456/2702] and won! 0 days, 02:18:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/20 03:23:02] Heisenberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:06 from level 116.
[12/02/20 07:12:35] Roxana [427/1518] has challenged Heisenberg [486/777] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:51:31 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/02/20 21:28:40] Heisenberg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:33 from level 116.
[12/03/20 11:34:01] Heisenberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:30 towards level 116.
[12/03/20 16:37:09] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:27 towards level 116.
[12/04/20 16:00:34] Heisenberg [701/777] has challenged Iri [159/572] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:18:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/04/20 16:38:04] Mollerz, sjefen6, and meskio [2396/2443] have team battled k-rad, maligned, and Heisenberg [471/2040] and won! 0 days, 01:52:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 02:27:39] Geela [274/777] has challenged Heisenberg [726/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:29 is added to Geela's clock.
[12/05/20 18:25:07] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:54:08 towards level 117.
[12/07/20 03:44:42] Heisenberg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:13:51 from level 117.
[12/09/20 01:48:47] Heisenberg [250/777] has challenged adamus1red [219/724] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:50:53 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/09/20 01:48:47] In the fierce battle, adamus1red dropped their level 294 weapon! Heisenberg picks it up, tossing their old level 272 weapon to adamus1red.
[12/10/20 22:36:25] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:21:33 towards level 117.
[12/13/20 05:51:15] allo [642/724] has come upon Heisenberg [72/801] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:16:32 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/13/20 06:34:05] SCSi [692/1062] has come upon Heisenberg [611/801] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:12:17 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[12/14/20 04:29:06] Heisenberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:32:33 towards level 117.
[12/15/20 05:25:56] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 06:45:45 from level 117.
[12/15/20 13:23:48] womblecat [733/838] has challenged Heisenberg [334/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:06:26 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[12/16/20 04:42:47] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/20 01:38:10] HeavyPodda, Heisenberg, and Pontuzz [1583/2363] have team battled elbie, freeboson, and Zyphyr [1801/2295] and lost! 5 days, 13:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/20 02:29:36] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:22:12 from level 117.
[12/17/20 20:36:26] Heisenberg [452/798] has challenged Pici [63/1260] in combat and won! 23 days, 20:23:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/20 22:07:00] fattrat, HeavyPodda, and Heisenberg [685/3237] have team battled Pontuzz, Vic, and KindOne [1748/1764] and lost! 12 days, 21:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/20 06:20:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 4 days, 14:49:22 toward level 117.
[12/18/20 18:07:09] feek and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/20 18:36:01] algernon, Heisenberg, and zbe [1743/2533] have team battled Notir, Eldoreth, and jnerulax [1360/2847] and won! 1 day, 10:24:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 10:01:24] Andries and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 16:59:17] TheSilentLink [65/364] has challenged Heisenberg [534/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:57 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/21/20 20:34:43] Heisenberg [264/798] has come upon MetaNova [89/1026] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:45:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/22/20 10:13:03] freeboson [513/676] has come upon Heisenberg [746/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:30 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/22/20 17:35:09] brendan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 09:45:57] Heisenberg [326/798] has come upon kenyon [840/849] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:43:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/23/20 13:39:24] vegadark, ohnx, and Heisenberg [996/2608] have team battled SCSi, Psilocybe, and HellSpawn [1924/2627] and lost! 8 days, 11:16:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/20 18:49:33] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:09:37 towards level 117.
[12/24/20 03:56:14] TheSilentLink, nawcom, and sjums_the_great [507/1946] have team battled XBouBou, Heisenberg, and simple [159/2441] and won! 0 days, 02:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 07:02:11] m0shbear [1242/1312] has challenged Heisenberg [791/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:44:30 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/25/20 00:13:51] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:09 towards level 117.
[12/26/20 14:55:29] Heisenberg [158/798] has come upon adamus1red [382/713] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:35:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/26/20 17:18:41] Heisenberg [172/798] has come upon Ignotum [283/326] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:48:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/27/20 17:01:18] Heisenberg and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/20 03:48:18] Heisenberg [638/798] has come upon ToHellWithGA [92/1138] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:15:48 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/28/20 14:17:44] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:33:02 towards level 117.
[12/30/20 10:35:57] Nechayev [220/935] has challenged Heisenberg [635/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:26 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[12/30/20 20:51:49] Heisenberg and Odin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 23:38:58] gdm [493/691] has challenged Heisenberg [58/798] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:12:05 is removed from gdm's clock.
[12/31/20 01:40:57] nickware, anarcat, and damyan [1594/3444] have team battled Heisenberg, ilbelkyr, and buzzz [1802/2538] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/21 06:16:56] dclaw123, Heisenberg, and MELOONi [1934/2569] have team battled maligned, kenyon, and Tenorman [709/2869] and won! 0 days, 02:05:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 18:43:40] Heisenberg [697/798] has come upon Elgo [16/972] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:10:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/21 00:56:54] jose [280/377] has come upon Heisenberg [245/798] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:47:28 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/02/21 00:56:54] jose has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:21:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/21 05:17:12] Heisenberg [712/798] has come upon vegadark [773/795] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:53:15 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/21 10:52:54] d4rkp1r4t3 [213/378] has challenged Heisenberg [462/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:24 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[01/02/21 16:00:20] SSLbits [368/512] has challenged Heisenberg [486/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:36:20 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/03/21 15:29:58] Heisenberg [391/798] has come upon SCSi [557/1046] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:19:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/04/21 09:38:23] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:16:05 towards level 117.
[01/04/21 20:30:42] Heisenberg [306/798] has come upon bisco [165/1360] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:35:36 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/04/21 23:58:20] Heisenberg [227/798] has come upon feek [597/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:51:34 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/05/21 19:56:48] jose, Beefcan, and Khorne [268/1904] have team battled Heisenberg, yano, and RedW [564/2502] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 10:15:15] Heisenberg [321/798] has challenged PlasmaStar [459/675] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/06/21 12:40:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 5 days, 00:39:24 toward level 117.
[01/06/21 12:59:45] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:54 towards level 117.
[01/07/21 04:19:33] Heisenberg [715/798] has challenged MrGlass [379/918] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:41:20 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/07/21 19:57:30] acolarh, dartainus, and Heisenberg [2256/2327] have team battled SCSi, brendan, and StalkR [676/2970] and won! 0 days, 10:14:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/21 04:50:09] Heisenberg [315/798] has come upon aismallard [851/978] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/10/21 11:14:16] i3d [250/682] has come upon Heisenberg [237/798] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:42:04 is removed from i3d's clock.
[01/13/21 18:01:09] AsmDemon [8/47] has challenged Heisenberg [108/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:04 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[01/15/21 01:08:41] Heisenberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:54 towards level 117.
[01/16/21 02:34:30] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:18 towards level 117.
[01/17/21 01:57:27] Heisenberg, h00k, anderson, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/21 05:56:14] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:10 towards level 117.
[01/18/21 09:31:49] Heisenberg [433/798] has come upon Tenorman [1139/1294] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/18/21 13:35:37] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:51 towards level 117.
[01/19/21 09:14:01] Balthazar, XBouBou, and Roxana [2643/3215] have team battled Heisenberg, WallIdl, and Zaratustra [1851/2718] and won! 1 day, 01:21:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/21 17:56:03] Heisenberg [32/798] has challenged Xenthys [489/807] in combat and lost! 14 days, 01:31:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/20/21 01:04:43] AncalagonThBlack, soltys, and Heretic [2132/2403] have team battled RedW, aismallard, and Heisenberg [1931/2791] and won! 0 days, 17:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 02:59:00] Mars, XBouBou, and darkmage [2812/3230] have team battled Heisenberg, bobvador, and anderson [1012/2013] and won! 0 days, 10:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 16:23:57] Heisenberg [181/798] has come upon psycho [437/462] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:04:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/23/21 16:53:57] phraktyl [284/655] has challenged Heisenberg [220/798] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:54:35 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[01/23/21 20:26:51] bobvador, Birdbones, Heisenberg, and Agent86 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/21 01:26:04] kenyon, Heisenberg, and himuraken [1192/2416] have team battled blabber, double, and idlerpgww [2768/2802] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/21 21:00:41] Heisenberg [678/798] has challenged Bkid [779/823] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:16:07 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/24/21 21:14:05] Heisenberg fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Heisenberg's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/21 08:22:18] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 18:28:09] Heisenberg [268/795] has come upon Birdbones [1175/1334] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 20:37:44 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/21 19:31:13] Heisenberg [281/795] has come upon elbie [227/878] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 16:07:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/27/21 06:44:56] misha [328/762] has challenged Heisenberg [344/795] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:22:43 is added to misha's clock.
[01/27/21 08:41:24] adamus1red [484/689] has challenged Heisenberg [747/795] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:25:47 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[01/28/21 07:56:49] Heisenberg [591/795] has come upon KindOne [260/388] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:04:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/28/21 18:44:11] HellSpawn, Heisenberg, and brendan [783/2963] have team battled suterismus, rxcomm, and tmberg [3381/4490] and lost! 1 day, 19:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/21 02:35:37] Heisenberg [203/805] has come upon forp [108/250] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:33:49 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/30/21 02:48:58] Heisenberg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:41:27 from level 118.
[01/30/21 18:52:17] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:08:20 towards level 118.
[01/31/21 23:07:48] Heisenberg [522/818] has come upon zbe [447/786] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:28:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/03/21 14:02:36] Heisenberg [771/818] has challenged Bkid [255/829] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:52:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/04/21 13:14:28] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:59:51 towards level 118.
[02/04/21 22:13:35] Heisenberg [662/818] has come upon Beavis [188/1207] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:19:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/21 06:35:14] Heisenberg, sheu, and PiotrekD [502/2403] have team battled forp, irix, and algernon [1435/2274] and lost! 0 days, 10:06:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/21 13:01:27] borsin and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/21 15:14:28] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:44:23 towards level 118.
[02/07/21 21:59:34] Heisenberg [335/818] has come upon darkmage [1200/1405] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:01:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/09/21 04:14:00] Nofew, MiddlewareMonkey, and el [1412/3190] have team battled Heisenberg, suterismus, and XBouBou [96/2953] and won! 0 days, 02:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 13:31:36] tms and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 20:10:35] Heisenberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:49 towards level 118.
[02/10/21 11:27:09] Heisenberg [801/818] has come upon jayvee [743/786] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:00:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/10/21 16:40:15] AncalagonThBlack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 08:07:37] MadMan, kate, and HeavyPodda [761/2931] have team battled JensRex, sairis, and Heisenberg [2430/3088] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/21 11:11:48] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:30 towards level 118.
[02/11/21 13:08:10] csssuf, Heisenberg, and Asara [1093/2366] have team battled nickware, Bluedog, and Desspugne [636/2761] and won! 1 day, 17:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 13:17:34] Heisenberg [292/818] has challenged TheSilentLink [722/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/12/21 15:18:02] Heisenberg [629/818] has challenged Ttech [1125/2051] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:49:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/12/21 19:15:52] FSM and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 01:54:01] Heisenberg [215/818] has come upon Bradicus [406/1142] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:58:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/21 03:20:48] solarsparq [295/398] has challenged Heisenberg [383/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:21 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[02/14/21 12:35:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Heisenberg with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 01:56:35 from level 118.
[02/15/21 21:56:18] Heisenberg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:02:53 from level 118.
[02/16/21 04:12:16] Heisenberg [234/818] has come upon dwfreed [158/909] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:26:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/16/21 15:40:34] PiotrekD [528/1037] has challenged Heisenberg [518/818] in combat and won! 34 days, 21:45:09 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/17/21 04:52:48] AsmDemon [77/399] has challenged Heisenberg [179/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:49 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[02/17/21 09:40:05] xs, Misza, Heisenberg, and algernon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/21 10:42:31] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:25 from level 118.
[02/17/21 10:45:07] Khorne [342/871] has challenged Heisenberg [278/818] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:55:28 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/17/21 13:42:39] waifu and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 16:52:17] Heisenberg [382/818] has challenged MetaNova [663/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/19/21 13:57:18] GilbertErik [545/1148] has challenged Heisenberg [450/818] in combat and won! 19 days, 18:42:06 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[02/20/21 07:22:04] Heisenberg, himuraken, and Forud [973/2771] have team battled SlowRiot, Chuck, and Reilly [1842/2377] and lost! 0 days, 11:09:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 09:01:11] rotbot9k [3/59] has challenged Heisenberg [277/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:11 is added to rotbot9k's clock.
[02/20/21 16:03:26] Heisenberg [491/818] has challenged Clearcasting [272/664] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/20/21 20:03:41] blizgerg, RBecker, and Gatewayy [1006/3003] have team battled brycec, Heisenberg, and sheu [1545/2441] and lost! 1 day, 06:32:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/21 16:51:18] Heisenberg [299/818] has come upon JuanMaestro [1011/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/22/21 02:00:02] Heisenberg [51/818] has come upon Asara [412/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/22/21 23:19:58] Heisenberg [331/830] has challenged ohnx [324/709] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:28:50 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/23/21 02:03:37] Roxana [1513/1585] has challenged Heisenberg [151/830] in combat and won! 25 days, 06:47:10 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[02/23/21 12:19:41] Heisenberg [102/830] has challenged brycec [642/1067] in combat and lost! 13 days, 17:50:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/23/21 13:35:02] Heisenberg [816/830] has come upon JensRex [224/1425] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 06:35:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/23/21 23:18:01] Heisenberg [56/830] has come upon zankore [151/1095] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:20:25 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/24/21 13:18:55] Beefcan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/21 06:31:34] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:24:37 towards level 119.
[02/25/21 23:53:54] Heisenberg and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 11:35:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 40 days, 04:01:22 toward level 119.
[02/26/21 12:09:43] Eldoreth, Heisenberg, and Lemelisk [2713/3659] have team battled irix, fattrat, and Tratos [3291/3551] and lost! 5 days, 19:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/21 20:38:42] allo [235/723] has challenged Heisenberg [372/830] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:05:55 is added to allo's clock.
[02/26/21 21:25:20] Heisenberg got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:13:13 from level 119.
[02/27/21 13:35:15] Heisenberg [134/830] has come upon Beefcan [170/701] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:13:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/28/21 03:22:22] Heisenberg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:06:35 towards level 119.
[03/01/21 01:10:06] Heisenberg, XBouBou, and Ttech [2392/3382] have team battled Xenthys, canton7, and SlowRiot [351/2909] and won! 0 days, 11:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 02:05:15] pants, ohnx, and grooverider [2796/3846] have team battled womblecat, allo, and Heisenberg [2208/2388] and won! 3 days, 01:40:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 05:30:43] MetaNova [341/1029] has challenged Heisenberg [532/830] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:11:26 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/01/21 06:46:46] Heisenberg bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:19:39 from level 119.
[03/01/21 21:34:26] Heisenberg [372/830] has challenged freeboson [132/734] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:42:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/02/21 03:54:05] sheu and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/21 14:05:53] hotdogman [160/479] has challenged Heisenberg [763/830] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:32:33 is added to hotdogman's clock.
[03/02/21 21:48:51] Heisenberg [536/830] has come upon misha [631/799] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:45:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/03/21 05:27:20] MrGlass, Heisenberg, and djm [1225/2931] have team battled grooverider, neurospex, and lavamind [370/3643] and won! 5 days, 01:13:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 06:37:21] Heisenberg [102/830] has come upon xayto [345/813] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:12:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/03/21 10:21:20] Orphic [149/317] has challenged Heisenberg [356/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:39 is added to Orphic's clock.
[03/04/21 05:17:27] Heisenberg [85/830] has come upon MJ94 [396/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:00:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/06/21 16:57:43] Heisenberg [638/830] has come upon xayto [553/813] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:03:40 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/06/21 19:11:30] Heisenberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:39 from level 119.
[03/07/21 18:21:31] Heisenberg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:07:52 from level 119.
[03/09/21 19:14:02] Heisenberg [44/830] has come upon jayvee [287/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:04:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/09/21 21:16:25] Syloq and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/21 22:04:34] zbe, MadMan, and Zaratustra [2445/3036] have team battled Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and idlerpgww [1090/2481] and won! 4 days, 03:53:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 02:20:11] blizgerg, AncalagonThBlack, and Tratos [2958/3530] have team battled Heisenberg, rotbot9k, and Yuhno [1289/1988] and won! 6 days, 12:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 02:51:44] Heisenberg, sjums_the_great, and el [2627/3024] have team battled zankore, AncalagonThBlack, and simple [2752/3335] and lost! 0 days, 18:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/21 10:44:56] djm [367/856] has challenged Heisenberg [311/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:02:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/10/21 18:04:41] Orphic [263/351] has challenged Heisenberg [692/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:05:57 is added to Orphic's clock.
[03/11/21 12:07:23] brycec, buksi, and Kurenai [1895/2648] have team battled Heisenberg, Asara, and max [417/2197] and won! 0 days, 08:42:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/21 04:57:15] tmberg [119/1602] has challenged Heisenberg [646/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:19 is added to tmberg's clock.
[03/12/21 13:34:18] el [804/1201] has come upon Heisenberg [306/830] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:03:57 is removed from el's clock.
[03/13/21 19:00:29] Heisenberg [9/830] has challenged Syloq [213/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:33:08 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/14/21 15:44:20] blizgerg, GyrosGeier, and Heisenberg [193/2465] have team battled Agent86, Scornn, and el [386/3035] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/21 08:08:34] MELOONi [123/777] has challenged Heisenberg [483/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:29 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[03/16/21 00:36:47] Mars [478/1325] has challenged Heisenberg [434/830] in combat and won! 20 days, 22:23:10 is removed from Mars's clock.
[03/17/21 05:18:41] pyre [1154/1196] has challenged Heisenberg [86/830] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:45 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/17/21 14:43:33] Heisenberg, mwhahaha, and simple [1778/3004] have team battled Milquetoast, TimWolla, and dwfreed [629/2931] and won! 1 day, 19:51:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 23:28:12] Heisenberg [662/830] has challenged max [3/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/21/21 23:39:23] Heisenberg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:42 towards level 119.
[03/23/21 23:31:49] Heisenberg [323/830] has come upon Pontuzz [739/745] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/25/21 02:08:04] Heisenberg [691/830] has challenged Mars [1294/1325] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:52:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/26/21 15:00:54] Heisenberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:55:21 towards level 120.
[03/26/21 18:15:01] sbp [438/567] has challenged Heisenberg [97/833] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:10:33 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/27/21 01:43:54] Vic, hotdogman, and Heisenberg [1385/2126] have team battled Bahhumbug, blackroot, and Ignotum [199/1974] and won! 0 days, 05:04:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/21 02:23:36] MetaNova and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/21 04:34:27] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:49:35 towards level 120.
[03/28/21 16:31:26] Lnk and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/21 01:45:08] Heisenberg [268/833] has come upon TauPan [84/533] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 06:45:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/01/21 02:32:41] acolarh, sairis, and Heisenberg [975/2530] have team battled nawcom, solarsparq, and Scar3cr0w [1605/1954] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/21 05:14:19] brycec and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/21 06:29:23] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:52:16 towards level 120.
[04/01/21 11:38:27] Heisenberg [269/833] has come upon zbe [393/795] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:58:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/02/21 14:32:01] CheeseSodaPunch and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 05:08:37] KindOne [374/379] has challenged Heisenberg [220/833] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:29:05 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[04/06/21 09:45:49] soltys [935/986] has come upon Heisenberg [315/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:34:56 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/07/21 10:51:13] MELOONi, yano, and CornFly [1415/2453] have team battled Heisenberg, Lemelisk, and MrGlass [992/3312] and won! 1 day, 06:55:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 15:29:53] Heisenberg [555/833] has come upon Agent86 [334/1019] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 05:54:10 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/07/21 19:23:47] Heisenberg [317/833] has challenged sbp [30/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:59:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/07/21 22:50:31] Heisenberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:44:10 from level 120.
[04/08/21 17:29:21] Ironhoof [1407/1471] has challenged Heisenberg [224/833] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:18:32 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[04/08/21 19:04:14] Heisenberg, TauPan, and Gatewayy [1592/2264] have team battled micah, Athos, and Yuhno [1544/2884] and won! 5 days, 03:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/21 04:54:14] Heisenberg [380/833] has come upon XBouBou [309/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:52:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/09/21 17:36:07] MrGlass [73/1193] has challenged Heisenberg [732/833] in combat and lost! 22 days, 22:03:00 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[04/10/21 22:26:56] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:02 towards level 120.
[04/11/21 06:32:19] Heisenberg [114/833] has come upon Desspugne [755/910] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:08:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/12/21 05:09:35] LordBanana and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/21 11:46:38] Heisenberg [352/833] has come upon Agent86 [132/1019] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:39:57 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/13/21 14:42:53] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:42:59 towards level 120.
[04/14/21 03:08:46] ecko [59/346] has challenged Heisenberg [103/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:49 is added to ecko's clock.
[04/14/21 06:26:21] Heisenberg [542/833] has come upon Psilocybe [87/770] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:19:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/21 11:04:25] Heisenberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:09 towards level 120.
[04/16/21 15:22:21] Heisenberg [385/833] has come upon ohnx [7/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/16/21 22:40:34] Heisenberg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:52 from level 120.
[04/17/21 20:14:03] Heisenberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:36 towards level 120.
[04/17/21 21:27:47] szczur [210/412] has challenged Heisenberg [752/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:42:00 is added to szczur's clock.
[04/18/21 00:41:36] Heisenberg [801/918] has come upon Forud [454/965] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:56:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/18/21 09:42:00] Heisenberg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:59 towards level 120.
[04/18/21 10:44:39] Heisenberg and buzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/21 07:56:04] Heisenberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:56 from level 120.
[04/19/21 09:18:39] Heisenberg [464/924] has challenged anarcat [90/1001] in combat and won! 20 days, 00:18:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/21/21 07:02:41] Heisenberg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:39:21 towards level 121.
[04/23/21 04:54:54] Forud and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/21 20:42:17] Heisenberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:53:07 towards level 121.
[04/27/21 00:27:37] Heisenberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:15:01 towards level 121.
[04/27/21 10:48:35] Heisenberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:22:32 from level 121.
[04/27/21 18:24:18] HellSpawn [135/768] has challenged Heisenberg [426/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:35 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/28/21 21:41:31] Heisenberg [605/924] has come upon trashicus [50/273] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:45:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/29/21 14:35:18] Heisenberg [338/924] has challenged buyoq [228/601] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:42:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/29/21 19:36:34] Heisenberg [344/924] has challenged Zaratustra [1020/1130] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:49:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/30/21 06:22:03] TheSilentLink, buyoq, and Reilly [1340/2115] have team battled lavamind, Mars, and Heisenberg [1028/3058] and won! 0 days, 14:47:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 18:51:29] Heisenberg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:22:26 towards level 121.
[05/05/21 01:02:26] Heisenberg misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:32:52 from level 121.
[05/05/21 02:02:16] Heisenberg, Tratos, and MetaNova [1010/3213] have team battled rxcomm, Gatewayy, and SSLbits [884/3135] and won! 1 day, 03:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 11:02:05] Heisenberg, damyan, and pants [2279/3535] have team battled anderson, xayto, and bookworm [1711/2384] and won! 1 day, 05:17:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 15:08:48] Jones [220/378] has challenged Heisenberg [179/932] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:28:49 is removed from Jones's clock.
[05/07/21 21:46:10] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:13:32 towards level 121.
[05/08/21 14:59:18] canton7 [806/1193] has come upon Heisenberg [86/932] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:04:29 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/08/21 21:10:09] Heisenberg, elbie, and MELOONi [1045/2795] have team battled buksi, Misza, and Herb_Tarlek [3030/3512] and lost! 1 day, 20:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 04:45:51] Tenorman [288/1302] has come upon Heisenberg [240/932] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:13:04 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/11/21 05:45:02] Notir [269/530] has challenged Heisenberg [320/932] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:27:18 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/11/21 19:25:21] buzzz, Umbire, and TheSilentLink [1040/1836] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and brendan [1450/3394] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 05:09:12] AncalagonThBlack, sairis, Heisenberg, and Nechayev have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/21 11:56:14] Heisenberg [222/932] has come upon mordac [918/1516] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:58:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/12/21 17:51:43] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:57:30 towards level 121.
[05/13/21 17:03:04] Lemelisk [932/1315] has challenged Heisenberg [708/932] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:19:29 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[05/15/21 22:25:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Heisenberg 14 days, 08:59:33 toward level 121.
[05/16/21 04:06:07] misha, Vic, and Heisenberg [106/2521] have team battled Zaratustra, FSM, and AncalagonThBlack [464/3197] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/21 20:11:11] makubex [0/54] has challenged Heisenberg [100/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:29 is added to makubex's clock.
[05/17/21 08:26:00] acolarh [37/840] has challenged Heisenberg [558/932] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:48:36 is added to acolarh's clock.
[05/19/21 07:40:43] Heisenberg [427/932] has challenged Chuck [329/784] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:42:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/19/21 20:41:47] caeli1, micah, and maligned [496/2927] have team battled makubex, Beefcan, and Heisenberg [240/1894] and won! 1 day, 08:05:25 is removed from their clocks.