Player Info

User: Herb_Tarlek
Class: Radio Salesman
Admin?: No
Level: 88
Next level: 69 days, 23:13:11
Status: Offline
Host: Herb_Tarlek!~FN_Herb@163.172.182.184
Account Created: Tue Apr 26 15:44:55 2016
Last login: Mon Apr 12 22:03:45 2021
Total time idled: 1057 days, 18:27:52
Current position: [1,410]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 141 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 42
charm: 39
gloves: 48
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 54
ring: 62 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 44
tunic: 90 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 334 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 926

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 46 days, 19:56:53
quit: 94 days, 20:12:04

total: 141 days, 16:08:57

Character Modifiers

[04/26/16 16:54:56] Herb_Tarlek [0/1] has challenged Gmane [97/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 17:07:21] Herb_Tarlek [1/4] has challenged grant050 [108/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 17:37:39] Herb_Tarlek [2/11] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [416/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 18:18:03] Herb_Tarlek [0/26] has challenged Birdbones [688/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 19:46:06] Herb_Tarlek [16/53] has challenged Jagon [47/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 20:26:48] Herb_Tarlek [31/62] has challenged elf [593/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 21:15:20] Herb_Tarlek [13/78] has challenged buyoq [148/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/26/16 22:10:05] Herb_Tarlek [66/89] has challenged MetaNova [15/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:40 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/27/16 01:50:47] ryushe [78/902] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [98/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:02:47 is added to ryushe's clock.
[04/27/16 04:47:44] Herb_Tarlek [95/127] has challenged hannesenator [115/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/27/16 07:02:23] Herb_Tarlek [64/127] has challenged unicron [135/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/27/16 12:28:30] Herb_Tarlek [83/164] has challenged Simie [705/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/16 11:06:16] Herb_Tarlek [171/205] has challenged Iria [173/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/16 16:44:08] Darky [692/793] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [139/205] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:44:34 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/28/16 18:23:38] Herb_Tarlek [175/214] has challenged MJ94 [556/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/16 03:00:28] Herb_Tarlek [98/240] has challenged zokko [247/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/16 12:49:00] Herb_Tarlek [134/259] has challenged theZoMBiE [162/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/16 19:03:33] basepi [237/451] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [169/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from basepi's clock.
[04/30/16 00:11:39] Herb_Tarlek [65/259] has challenged Evrial [524/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/30/16 13:30:58] Herb_Tarlek [280/281] has challenged Chuck [308/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/30/16 14:39:07] ryushe [716/902] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [158/281] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:17 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[04/30/16 21:13:21] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:52 towards level 31.
[05/01/16 04:47:01] Herb_Tarlek [237/281] has challenged basepi [358/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/01/16 14:55:42] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:17 towards level 32.
[05/01/16 15:52:38] Herb_Tarlek had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:18 towards level 32.
[05/01/16 15:54:36] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:14 towards level 32.
[05/01/16 18:19:04] Herb_Tarlek [154/281] has come upon Brom [54/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:20 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/01/16 21:10:58] Herb_Tarlek [132/292] has challenged IdleMaster [314/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/02/16 07:55:39] Zoddo [107/337] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [58/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[05/02/16 09:24:24] dalisra [0/3] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [214/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to dalisra's clock.
[05/02/16 19:07:21] Herb_Tarlek [146/292] has challenged Cenhinen [100/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:00 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/03/16 03:16:27] Herb_Tarlek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:45 from level 34.
[05/04/16 03:35:36] Herb_Tarlek [27/305] has challenged KyloRen [543/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/05/16 07:34:24] Herb_Tarlek [14/305] has challenged yur [248/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/06/16 04:07:19] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:47 towards level 36.
[05/06/16 15:01:59] Herb_Tarlek [242/378] has challenged BURUT [264/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/06/16 21:00:27] Gmane [333/372] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [236/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:05:52 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[05/07/16 19:32:21] zid [386/828] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [87/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:21 is removed from zid's clock.
[05/07/16 21:29:15] Herb_Tarlek met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:10 from level 37.
[05/08/16 06:09:30] Herb_Tarlek [1/394] has challenged Xyrael [208/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/09/16 13:50:57] Beavis [755/1030] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [215/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:09:48 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[05/10/16 01:52:06] Herb_Tarlek [0/394] has challenged jdb [233/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/10/16 16:56:18] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:48 towards level 39.
[05/10/16 18:44:33] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:02 towards level 39.
[05/11/16 03:06:51] roy, Unikitty, and Herb_Tarlek [553/1891] have team battled babilen, Pithlit, and Xyrael [1191/1565] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 19:46:56] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:08 towards level 39.
[05/12/16 01:07:36] Herb_Tarlek [291/394] has challenged MontyZuma [930/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/12/16 14:19:46] MontyZuma [386/1016] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [351/394] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:34:04 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[05/13/16 06:36:52] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:10 towards level 40.
[05/13/16 09:05:45] Woona [3/7] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [272/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/14/16 12:07:11] Herb_Tarlek [71/408] has challenged Woona [61/144] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/15/16 13:15:06] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:59 towards level 41.
[05/15/16 15:35:43] Herb_Tarlek [309/408] has come upon holloway [195/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:02:34 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/16/16 14:41:57] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:27 towards level 41.
[05/16/16 15:53:00] Herb_Tarlek, kenyon, and Pici [2010/2428] have team battled kork, IndigoTiger, and pants [733/1300] and won! 0 days, 00:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 16:09:15] Herb_Tarlek [36/420] has challenged elf [166/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/17/16 12:33:02] Eldoreth [72/157] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [348/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:58 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/19/16 06:24:10] Globalirc, Str1ngS, and sloth [490/1420] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, PiotrekD, and Zoddo [888/1402] and lost! 0 days, 17:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/16 01:13:00] Herb_Tarlek [303/420] has challenged PiotrekD [279/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/20/16 12:03:25] KeboDK [203/818] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [291/420] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[05/21/16 08:30:04] astropoint, everbrew, and godog [854/1765] have team battled Zeus, Herb_Tarlek, and ruan [598/931] and won! 0 days, 04:09:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/16 18:42:13] Oooooog [120/477] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [393/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:10 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[05/22/16 06:12:25] HeavyPodda [824/917] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [7/420] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:51:25 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/22/16 09:34:41] Herb_Tarlek [71/420] has come upon Pogor [206/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:59:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/22/16 10:22:07] Jareeta, fattrat, and sbp [62/2264] have team battled suterismus, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1260/1934] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 00:42:08] Herb_Tarlek [408/420] has challenged Tzic [151/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/23/16 05:22:21] qedx [128/265] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [268/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:23 is added to qedx's clock.
[05/23/16 10:08:00] honkybonky, gazarsgo, and RistoUuranmaki [851/1940] have team battled dclaw123, Shayy, and Herb_Tarlek [750/912] and won! 0 days, 08:34:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 13:01:51] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:22 from level 44.
[05/25/16 20:09:00] Agent86, Ironhoof, and KeboDK [1197/2082] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, allo, and kenyon [115/2210] and won! 1 day, 23:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 21:48:43] Herb_Tarlek [156/427] has challenged Heisenberg [35/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/29/16 04:58:16] Herb_Tarlek lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:34 from level 45.
[05/29/16 09:28:26] Herb_Tarlek [50/427] has come upon pixelate [414/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:30 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/30/16 17:40:40] BURUT [121/877] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [167/427] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:07:57 is added to BURUT's clock.
[05/30/16 18:27:25] Herb_Tarlek [410/427] has come upon qrry [332/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:02:14 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/16 02:11:46] Herb_Tarlek [231/427] has come upon Str1ngS [149/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:20 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/16 04:25:22] Herb_Tarlek [258/442] has challenged AbacusAvenger [266/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/16 04:43:56] Herb_Tarlek [251/442] has come upon Anaxyn [279/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:29 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/16 19:02:45] Herb_Tarlek [441/442] has come upon fattrat [513/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:50 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/01/16 13:57:30] Mirc0p [357/519] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [257/446] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:08:07 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[06/02/16 00:49:32] Herb_Tarlek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:47 from level 46.
[06/02/16 15:15:57] Herb_Tarlek [314/446] has come upon blizgerg [116/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:19:50 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/02/16 19:40:41] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:11 towards level 46.
[06/02/16 20:27:44] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:03 from level 46.
[06/03/16 04:11:46] Herb_Tarlek [183/446] has challenged m0shbear [152/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:37 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/04/16 18:17:01] Pogor [234/403] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [317/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:24 is added to Pogor's clock.
[06/04/16 20:18:57] Herb_Tarlek, kensington, and sloth [149/1425] have team battled ElectRo, Firien, and MJ94 [2275/2611] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 02:54:13] Cthulhu [90/190] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [10/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from Cthulhu's clock.
[06/05/16 17:59:30] SlowRiot, mordac, and argus [677/2048] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, TauPan, and Kable [1451/1613] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 23:17:18] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:16 towards level 46.
[06/05/16 23:23:48] Herb_Tarlek [195/446] has come upon OverCoder [92/341] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/05/16 23:44:46] Herb_Tarlek [447/466] has challenged Kalinakov [73/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/06/16 01:42:55] Xenthys, lipek, and oooooooooooooooo [735/2231] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, joek, and DrOfBaconNomics [1632/1736] and lost! 0 days, 05:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 19:44:38] iViLe [183/988] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [384/466] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:48:49 is added to iViLe's clock.
[06/07/16 13:14:41] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:21 towards level 47.
[06/09/16 03:23:39] nfsnobody [188/704] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [270/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:52 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[06/09/16 15:09:05] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:09 towards level 47.
[06/09/16 23:42:59] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:11 towards level 47.
[06/10/16 19:47:18] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:22 towards level 47.
[06/11/16 05:07:38] Herb_Tarlek [121/466] has challenged iViLe [18/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/11/16 06:11:50] agrajag, Herb_Tarlek, and Mateusz [96/1931] have team battled FakeWizard, mordac, and dax [598/1527] and lost! 1 day, 05:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 18:13:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 4 days, 17:13:22 toward level 48.
[06/11/16 19:19:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 11:28:45 toward level 48.
[06/11/16 22:07:03] Herb_Tarlek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:44 from level 48.
[06/13/16 14:27:37] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:18 towards level 48.
[06/13/16 15:49:25] Herb_Tarlek [202/478] has challenged Kiesteel [611/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/14/16 14:57:14] Zaratustra [731/803] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [380/478] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:10:05 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/14/16 19:34:51] Herb_Tarlek, Shayy, Chuck, and KyloRen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/16 11:36:52] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:05 from level 49.
[06/17/16 17:36:53] Herb_Tarlek [361/478] has challenged argus [313/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:29:40 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/19/16 12:23:41] Milquetoast [706/890] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [101/478] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:07:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/19/16 15:53:05] nfsnobody [77/704] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [231/478] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:58:23 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[06/20/16 15:35:34] Herb_Tarlek [343/478] has challenged Darky [434/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/20/16 22:43:52] Schmid [253/325] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [31/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from Schmid's clock.
[06/21/16 12:08:50] Herb_Tarlek [15/478] has challenged AngryParsley [71/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:54 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/23/16 05:29:00] yur [344/478] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [142/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from yur's clock.
[06/23/16 07:59:32] Frogging101, Tenorman, and Satoshi [1861/2065] have team battled WallIdl, Herb_Tarlek, and Milquetoast [1065/1910] and won! 2 days, 01:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 19:02:06] VoidFox [209/593] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [163/478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:47:52 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[06/24/16 14:35:55] Herb_Tarlek [337/478] has challenged soltys [600/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/25/16 18:56:33] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:09 towards level 50.
[06/25/16 20:47:40] Herb_Tarlek [207/478] has come upon Babar [302/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:20 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/26/16 01:54:47] basepi [573/603] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [363/478] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:33:09 is removed from basepi's clock.
[06/26/16 19:54:32] Herb_Tarlek [179/478] has challenged zankore [153/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:50:22 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/29/16 03:19:16] Herb_Tarlek misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:48 from level 50.
[06/29/16 23:55:34] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:13 towards level 50.
[06/30/16 00:33:07] Herb_Tarlek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Herb_Tarlek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/16 12:20:30] Herb_Tarlek [436/468] has come upon Tratos [562/980] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:28:25 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/01/16 02:29:36] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:14 towards level 50.
[07/30/16 23:42:52] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:10 towards level 50.
[08/01/16 08:53:26] Herb_Tarlek [272/489] has challenged fattrat [602/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/01/16 12:23:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 7 days, 10:38:45 toward level 51.
[08/02/16 02:28:41] vox, Herb_Tarlek, and Darky [1634/2202] have team battled Tenorman, Birdbones, and Pithlit [1882/2280] and lost! 0 days, 22:00:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 07:46:33] Herb_Tarlek [280/489] has challenged vBm [472/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:28 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/03/16 09:20:42] Heisenberg [397/672] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [298/489] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/03/16 17:29:01] Milquetoast, Lios, and Frogging101 [2147/2234] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, woonack, and Jagon [36/1518] and won! 1 day, 09:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/16 23:01:34] Herb_Tarlek [311/489] has challenged double [315/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:44 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/04/16 00:06:33] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:30 towards level 51.
[08/04/16 01:47:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 1 day, 07:11:46 toward level 51.
[08/04/16 07:49:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 13:38:03 toward level 51.
[08/04/16 22:10:35] kensington [315/586] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [20/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:10:47 is removed from kensington's clock.
[08/05/16 08:46:27] Bvarne [695/719] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [376/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[08/05/16 19:30:49] Plasmastar [154/342] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [151/489] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:47:03 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[08/05/16 23:35:36] theemstra [258/733] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [90/489] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:21:37 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/06/16 00:43:06] Herb_Tarlek [200/490] has challenged Sixbierehomme [525/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/06/16 22:13:19] Herb_Tarlek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:22:47 from level 52.
[08/07/16 07:31:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 4 days, 22:05:59 toward level 52.
[08/08/16 14:10:55] DongQuixote [93/221] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [259/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to DongQuixote's clock.
[08/09/16 12:11:14] Herb_Tarlek [242/490] has come upon Bkid [145/622] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:04:01 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/10/16 11:35:42] Enthiendor [24/174] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [102/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Enthiendor's clock.
[08/11/16 01:30:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 2 days, 20:09:59 toward level 52.
[08/11/16 02:25:12] blizgerg, simple, and Herb_Tarlek [505/2006] have team battled AbacusAvenger, ville, and PriceChild [904/1925] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/16 14:28:47] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:15 towards level 52.
[08/12/16 19:25:34] FakeWizard [328/565] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [96/496] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:07:44 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/13/16 14:20:35] Herb_Tarlek [406/496] has challenged PinkiePie [337/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/13/16 17:15:11] Herb_Tarlek [15/496] has come upon Cenhinen [408/630] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:18:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/13/16 19:22:38] soltys, gabriel, and yasdorian [2124/2372] have team battled Pithlit, Herb_Tarlek, and zid [258/1813] and won! 2 days, 04:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 20:35:36] Beavis [915/1041] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [294/496] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:39:09 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/14/16 03:38:24] Herb_Tarlek [116/496] has challenged Babar [766/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:55:52 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/14/16 05:00:49] Herb_Tarlek [71/496] has come upon blind [40/782] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:49:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/14/16 05:39:13] Herb_Tarlek [179/496] has challenged Lemelisk [683/1126] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:20:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/14/16 07:20:24] simple, Majak, and SudoKing [495/1916] have team battled sasaniak, gabriel, and Herb_Tarlek [2004/2149] and lost! 1 day, 20:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 18:31:57] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:51 from level 53.
[08/18/16 08:27:33] Herb_Tarlek, Lios, and CrowZero [172/1585] have team battled ruan, Mithkabob, and Birdbones [360/1707] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 15:21:24] Herb_Tarlek [411/496] has challenged Lenny [1011/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/18/16 22:14:40] Herb_Tarlek [151/496] has come upon SarahD [240/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:56:20 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/19/16 03:15:42] Herb_Tarlek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:39:15 from level 53.
[08/19/16 08:22:10] Herb_Tarlek [170/496] has come upon MJ94 [635/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:58:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/20/16 01:19:21] Herb_Tarlek [130/496] has come upon Sir_Lemming [528/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:29:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/24/16 03:42:28] blizgerg [525/836] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [450/496] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:38:37 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/26/16 14:26:56] Doctor, Crazycatlady, Herb_Tarlek, and daemoneye have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/16 10:02:43] Herb_Tarlek broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:53 from level 53.
[08/28/16 02:38:46] FakeWizard [484/591] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [43/496] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[08/29/16 09:53:09] Herb_Tarlek [169/496] has come upon Mirc0p [267/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:47:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/29/16 13:41:16] ryushe, Herb_Tarlek, and Jim [1623/1771] have team battled lipek, Crazycatlady, and tspange [1152/2464] and won! 0 days, 04:03:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 16:40:40] woonack, HeavyPodda, and Herb_Tarlek [887/1856] have team battled Adar, Plasmastar, and Ironhoof [607/1742] and won! 2 days, 00:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 19:45:22] bigjay [258/1045] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [75/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:09:07 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/01/16 04:08:13] Herb_Tarlek [450/496] has challenged Cypher [846/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:54:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/02/16 08:20:50] Herb_Tarlek [182/496] has come upon arlen [316/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:13:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/03/16 19:05:08] Herb_Tarlek [475/496] has come upon Pithlit [319/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:42:17 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/16 11:34:34] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:39 towards level 53.
[09/04/16 22:23:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 23:50:03 toward level 53.
[09/05/16 04:48:10] yasdorian [86/603] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [52/496] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:00:22 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[09/05/16 23:40:57] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:12 towards level 53.
[09/06/16 04:16:02] Herb_Tarlek [21/497] has challenged Tzic [217/821] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/08/16 09:53:44] Herb_Tarlek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:22:17 from level 54.
[09/08/16 14:10:25] eva42 [910/1269] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [123/497] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:24:48 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/12/16 20:41:02] stonehammer [491/559] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [256/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[09/13/16 04:15:08] Herb_Tarlek [465/497] has come upon mussolini [122/162] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:30 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/13/16 08:37:06] Herb_Tarlek [415/497] has come upon Enthiendor [71/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:15 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/13/16 16:18:42] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:01 towards level 54.
[09/13/16 18:53:22] Jim [113/411] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [410/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:41 is added to Jim's clock.
[09/14/16 17:15:52] Mezoli [49/164] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [166/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:20 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/15/16 00:16:35] TauPan, Crazycatlady, and canton7 [699/1173] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, PiMp0r, and Xenthys [827/1640] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/16 06:58:39] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:53 towards level 54.
[09/15/16 08:35:45] Eldoreth [70/594] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [379/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:19:24 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/15/16 14:22:01] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:39 towards level 54.
[09/15/16 22:50:11] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:05 towards level 54.
[09/16/16 19:15:30] shandor, dwfreed, and yano [1157/1936] have team battled theZoMBiE, freeboson, and Herb_Tarlek [1850/1987] and lost! 1 day, 13:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/16 01:10:59] Spork_Witch [27/265] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [79/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:58 is added to Spork_Witch's clock.
[09/17/16 05:28:53] IdleMaster [278/491] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [46/497] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:57:30 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/17/16 14:32:07] Herb_Tarlek [247/497] has challenged yano [520/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:55:41 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/17/16 16:23:16] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:55 towards level 54.
[09/17/16 22:41:12] venialskink [19/130] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [440/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to venialskink's clock.
[09/19/16 03:18:43] Herb_Tarlek [225/497] has come upon Cypher [190/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:08:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/19/16 16:15:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 2 days, 20:48:14 toward level 54.
[09/20/16 17:42:21] Herb_Tarlek [132/497] has challenged rharwood [64/563] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/20/16 17:49:33] jhack [229/380] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [388/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to jhack's clock.
[09/21/16 23:25:06] damyan, prime, and shymega [1661/1713] have team battled canton7, Herb_Tarlek, and Merkel [945/1304] and won! 0 days, 01:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/16 00:56:36] Herb_Tarlek [201/497] has come upon jdb [251/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:22:53 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/22/16 05:49:21] Herb_Tarlek [378/497] has come upon hawk [830/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:52:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/22/16 06:32:55] Herb_Tarlek [6/497] has come upon SirMonkeybox [284/871] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:59:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/22/16 14:01:29] DrOfBaconNomics, Anaxyn, and Herb_Tarlek [1564/1920] have team battled yano, IndigoTiger, and Boohbah [299/1813] and won! 2 days, 22:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 00:20:00] Sailor_Venus [224/433] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [180/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:19:38 is removed from Sailor_Venus's clock.
[09/23/16 01:20:21] Herb_Tarlek [315/497] has challenged brendan [568/1011] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:47:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/23/16 03:43:48] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:46:32 from level 55.
[09/23/16 11:14:40] Tort [28/48] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [70/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Tort's clock.
[09/23/16 12:45:40] [k- [225/229] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [436/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:25 is added to [k-'s clock.
[09/26/16 04:01:18] Herb_Tarlek [296/497] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [41/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:10:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/26/16 21:17:38] hatfolk, pfoley, and Herb_Tarlek [610/1458] have team battled Ttech, Furry, and PinkiePie [980/2682] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 00:32:39] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:39 towards level 55.
[10/03/16 05:41:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 10 days, 01:25:45 toward level 55.
[10/03/16 18:22:24] Mateusz [272/772] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [327/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:53:36 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[10/05/16 02:22:09] yasdorian [581/599] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [162/497] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:05:06 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[10/05/16 23:40:34] Herb_Tarlek [4/497] has come upon Mithkabob [315/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:53 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/06/16 01:16:05] Herb_Tarlek [320/497] has come upon Relayer [332/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:03 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/06/16 13:55:27] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:27 towards level 55.
[10/06/16 22:37:49] Herb_Tarlek [373/497] has challenged bSchool [120/138] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:49 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/07/16 05:27:22] Herb_Tarlek [49/497] has challenged Gatewayy [97/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/07/16 09:09:02] PocketKiller [162/475] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [411/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[10/11/16 04:25:39] lipek, Furry, and irix [1880/2883] have team battled a1291762, Mithkabob, and Herb_Tarlek [715/1873] and won! 0 days, 06:27:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/16 03:30:06] daemoneye [371/719] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [478/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:53 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[10/12/16 10:55:14] Herb_Tarlek [98/497] has challenged ruan [167/381] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:49:00 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/12/16 17:57:45] Herb_Tarlek [333/497] has challenged lipek [602/1188] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:23:31 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/13/16 00:59:16] Herb_Tarlek had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:21:24 towards level 56.
[10/16/16 23:31:00] Herb_Tarlek [488/501] has challenged Reilly [174/390] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:54:31 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/17/16 20:47:44] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:41 towards level 56.
[10/17/16 22:38:49] Herb_Tarlek [172/504] has challenged Lios [26/860] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:23:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/18/16 09:48:24] Woona, Herb_Tarlek, and BronyDee [30/1922] have team battled shandor, fangfufu, and Darky [84/2155] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/16 12:37:37] Captain_Chaos [164/285] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [70/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/18/16 12:43:38] Herb_Tarlek [327/504] has challenged droogie [51/956] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:47:18 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/18/16 12:43:38] In the fierce battle, droogie dropped his level 45 amulet! Herb_Tarlek picks it up, tossing his old level 38 amulet to droogie.
[10/18/16 15:44:44] Herb_Tarlek [364/511] has challenged droogie [761/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:30:55 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/19/16 16:01:59] Tratos, soltys, and Lemelisk [1335/2813] have team battled HeavyPodda, Herb_Tarlek, and Mateusz [1660/2203] and lost! 1 day, 02:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/16 19:15:51] Herb_Tarlek reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/16 04:39:42] Herb_Tarlek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:01 from level 56.

[10/27/16 20:58:59] borsin, idisjunction, and gabriel [980/2608] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, elf, and woonack [1714/1868] and lost! 0 days, 12:00:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/16 19:48:34] Herb_Tarlek [411/514] has challenged Reilly [68/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:21:28 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/29/16 14:39:57] Herb_Tarlek, SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and Zye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/16 07:06:53] Scarp [108/286] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [451/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Scarp's clock.
[10/30/16 12:31:41] allo, Mateusz, and Herb_Tarlek [1358/1798] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, bete_noire, and dclaw123 [1861/2014] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 00:00:55] Mateusz, Pokota, and Darky [2022/2211] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, kensington, and elf [1764/2017] and won! 0 days, 22:11:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 07:12:31] SarahD [1/829] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [232/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to SarahD's clock.
[11/02/16 21:32:47] shandor [379/776] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [494/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:07:40 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/02/16 22:23:30] IronY [172/220] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [210/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to IronY's clock.
[11/03/16 00:33:51] HeavyPodda [40/880] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [189/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:24 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/04/16 01:31:07] Herb_Tarlek [434/519] has challenged Cenhinen [612/615] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/05/16 19:59:04] Herb_Tarlek [497/519] has challenged pants [230/722] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:26:34 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/07/16 04:43:02] dtype [183/269] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [393/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to dtype's clock.
[11/07/16 22:27:40] grooverider [788/921] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [11/519] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:33:51 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/09/16 15:12:08] Herb_Tarlek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:30 towards level 57.
[11/11/16 05:30:34] Herb_Tarlek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:25:25 from level 57.
[11/11/16 14:41:04] Herb_Tarlek [128/519] has come upon idisjunction [1047/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:44:36 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/12/16 23:28:48] Herb_Tarlek [229/519] has come upon basepi [566/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:57:27 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/17/16 05:24:24] Herb_Tarlek died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:07:34 from level 57.
[11/17/16 15:47:54] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:26 towards level 57.
[11/17/16 16:12:18] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:26 towards level 57.
[11/17/16 17:52:04] Killerkid, tmberg, and Herb_Tarlek [1689/2223] have team battled Cypher, pixelate, and Ladon [2093/2490] and lost! 3 days, 06:19:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/16 21:15:54] LegendaryQ, JensRex, and PinkiePie [456/1579] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, hannesenator, and strugart [2385/2556] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 04:57:15] Herb_Tarlek [113/519] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [185/741] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:23:46 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/22/16 16:17:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 1 day, 07:28:04 toward level 57.
[11/22/16 16:39:09] Herb_Tarlek, ville, and GilbertErik [309/1847] have team battled rt, Doctor, and Ironhoof [1356/2151] and lost! 0 days, 17:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 01:07:22] soltys [338/677] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [407/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:43:52 is added to soltys's clock.
[11/25/16 15:46:18] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:08 towards level 57.
[11/26/16 09:55:36] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:11 towards level 57.
[11/28/16 09:34:59] AngryParsley, blizgerg, and Relayer [618/2152] have team battled aucg, Milquetoast, and Herb_Tarlek [2356/2365] and lost! 1 day, 08:53:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 20:30:19] robox [391/636] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [131/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:47 is removed from robox's clock.
[11/29/16 01:52:49] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:19 towards level 57.
[11/30/16 01:20:18] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:08 towards level 57.
[11/30/16 04:43:04] SirMonkeybox [197/627] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [245/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:48:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/30/16 22:31:20] godog, Herb_Tarlek, and dtype [1216/1518] have team battled PinkiePie, Milquetoast, and SynDroid [683/1949] and won! 0 days, 10:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/16 00:51:07] Herb_Tarlek [24/519] has challenged soltys [505/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:11:04 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/01/16 01:51:29] Herb_Tarlek [59/519] has challenged tspange [9/957] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:43:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/04/16 19:16:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 21:24:03 toward level 57.
[12/05/16 01:20:08] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:05 towards level 57.
[12/06/16 22:40:43] Firien [885/904] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [37/519] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:30:20 is removed from Firien's clock.
[12/07/16 06:49:38] Herb_Tarlek [234/667] has challenged Babar [496/971] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/07/16 07:01:28] Herb_Tarlek, fattrat, and Iciloo [417/1637] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, WallIdl, and iViLe [1549/2545] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 10:41:16] bete_noire [96/530] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [510/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[12/09/16 23:39:24] allo [282/467] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [230/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:15:01 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/09/16 23:42:40] pagz [41/343] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [75/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to pagz's clock.
[12/12/16 05:38:12] bl4ckscor3 [174/497] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [327/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:10 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/12/16 12:28:22] Herb_Tarlek, Anaxyn, and mwhahaha [228/2010] have team battled WallIdl, Xenthys, and mordac [810/2133] and lost! 2 days, 12:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/16 12:31:11] a1291762, Herb_Tarlek, and kenyon [2618/2789] have team battled holloway, hannesenator, and Satoshi [681/2317] and won! 4 days, 18:13:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 13:50:58] Herb_Tarlek [662/675] has challenged dclaw123 [624/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:45:53 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/15/16 06:20:09] MetaNova [135/434] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [392/675] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:52:28 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/16/16 13:19:14] Herb_Tarlek got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:23 from level 58.
[12/17/16 17:30:37] Herb_Tarlek [127/675] has challenged desspugne [333/953] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:46:04 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/19/16 22:34:22] osannatas [180/427] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [150/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[12/21/16 04:26:25] Herb_Tarlek left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Herb_Tarlek's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/16 09:14:44] Pithlit [479/509] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [105/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:28:13 is removed from Pithlit's clock.
[12/23/16 01:33:14] Herb_Tarlek [103/656] has come upon MJ94 [273/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:14:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/23/16 14:08:07] Herb_Tarlek lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:36:44 from level 58.
[12/23/16 22:10:18] Herb_Tarlek [330/656] has come upon sjefen6 [160/422] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:41:00 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/24/16 15:16:22] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:26 towards level 58.
[12/24/16 20:56:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 09:01:19 from level 58.
[12/27/16 10:18:50] Mithkabob, womblecat, and Iri [1187/1257] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, pagz, and ville [1305/1816] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/16 23:15:39] ruan, Herb_Tarlek, Oooooog, and rharwood have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/16 05:48:33] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:54 towards level 58.
[12/29/16 23:09:04] Herb_Tarlek [469/656] has come upon fwilson [19/511] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:34:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/31/16 04:13:52] Herb_Tarlek, Oooooog, and Anaxyn [164/2111] have team battled sphere_au, IndigoTiger, and yano [1461/1731] and lost! 2 days, 07:09:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/16 17:27:36] Herb_Tarlek broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:58 from level 58.
[01/01/17 17:45:52] Herb_Tarlek saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:16:09 from level 58.
[01/02/17 02:21:30] DrOfBaconNomics [602/1016] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [124/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:21:21 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[01/02/17 07:25:11] Asara, KeboDK, and Mirc0p [1931/2457] have team battled dodobrain, jdb, and Herb_Tarlek [1000/2202] and won! 1 day, 04:22:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/17 11:56:24] arlen [255/704] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [568/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:51 is added to arlen's clock.
[01/04/17 22:43:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 8 days, 18:54:23 toward level 58.
[01/05/17 11:53:59] Herb_Tarlek [110/656] has come upon holloway [570/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/05/17 18:10:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 1 day, 10:53:04 toward level 58.
[01/06/17 23:59:44] Herb_Tarlek, Taffer, godog, and dclaw123 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/17 02:07:27] Herb_Tarlek [472/656] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [536/544] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/08/17 22:42:31] rharwood [58/566] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [9/656] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:42:33 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[01/09/17 01:19:59] Herb_Tarlek got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:33:23 from level 59.
[01/09/17 09:37:22] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:04 towards level 59.
[01/09/17 21:00:52] Herb_Tarlek [429/656] has come upon Hydrogenum [159/439] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:21:45 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/15/17 19:21:55] DrOfBaconNomics, osannatas, and Herb_Tarlek [383/2102] have team battled Doctor, Majak, and Sixbierehomme [279/2211] and won! 0 days, 05:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/17 22:24:37] mwhahaha [167/595] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [442/656] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:05:06 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/16/17 15:25:00] basepi [700/842] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [383/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:30 is removed from basepi's clock.
[01/17/17 07:04:33] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:36 towards level 59.
[01/17/17 07:13:48] Zaratustra [6/954] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [38/656] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/17 16:37:53] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:08 towards level 59.
[01/19/17 00:18:49] Herb_Tarlek [387/656] has challenged vrillusions [655/1011] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:23:10 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/19/17 11:24:03] Tzic, canton7, and osannatas [1191/1996] have team battled astropoint, Herb_Tarlek, and dtype [1298/1678] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 20:44:08] Herb_Tarlek [29/656] has challenged sphere_au [41/368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:27:08 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/30/17 14:24:09] Herb_Tarlek [334/656] has challenged basepi [812/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:49:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/30/17 18:57:58] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:34 towards level 59.
[02/01/17 05:29:45] awgh [309/327] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [491/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to awgh's clock.
[02/01/17 10:26:16] Herb_Tarlek [132/656] has come upon TauPan [173/297] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:01:30 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/01/17 10:39:17] Herb_Tarlek [79/656] has challenged petrichor [287/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:37:55 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/02/17 04:45:38] aucg [287/948] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [535/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:18 is added to aucg's clock.
[02/02/17 06:44:33] Herb_Tarlek sharpened the edge of his weapon! Herb_Tarlek's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/17 23:36:23] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:47:27 towards level 59.
[02/27/17 00:46:40] Herb_Tarlek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:14:51 from level 59.
[02/28/17 07:11:43] Herb_Tarlek [295/672] has challenged Nofew [1061/1128] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:11:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/28/17 11:41:09] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:26:50 towards level 59.
[02/28/17 13:13:41] Herb_Tarlek [612/672] has challenged Ladon [760/962] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:15:36 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/28/17 16:45:42] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:58 towards level 59.
[02/28/17 19:50:39] GilbertErik [236/524] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [336/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:19 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/01/17 01:51:58] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:56 towards level 59.
[03/01/17 22:12:51] MJ94, Lemelisk, and stonehammer [734/2865] have team battled PinkiePie, zokko, and Herb_Tarlek [1657/2128] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/17 11:07:25] vuffie [53/229] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [628/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to vuffie's clock.
[03/02/17 11:27:56] Herb_Tarlek [373/672] has challenged Mateusz [643/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:17:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/02/17 14:20:59] Herb_Tarlek slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Herb_Tarlek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/17 01:42:45] Globalirc [574/699] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [551/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:04:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/04/17 12:06:23] RoyOrbison [3/4] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [429/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to RoyOrbison's clock.
[03/04/17 12:47:17] Herb_Tarlek [496/666] has come upon blind [516/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:47:08 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/04/17 23:46:15] Herb_Tarlek [249/666] has challenged IndigoTiger [918/1000] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:46:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/05/17 01:21:43] Chuck [720/849] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [374/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:06:51 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[03/05/17 03:47:30] Adar [221/553] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [430/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:33:31 is added to Adar's clock.
[03/05/17 21:30:10] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:58:34 from level 59.
[03/06/17 12:50:58] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:45:35 from level 59.
[03/06/17 18:13:54] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:05 towards level 59.
[03/07/17 04:03:50] Herb_Tarlek [316/666] has challenged pixelate [184/484] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:21:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/09/17 04:38:30] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:27 towards level 59.
[03/09/17 11:12:47] BronyDee, MadMan, and SudoKing [623/2074] have team battled Tratos, Herb_Tarlek, and JuanMaestro [1736/2262] and lost! 1 day, 21:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/17 11:21:39] Herb_Tarlek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Herb_Tarlek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/09/17 19:49:33] abra0 [50/825] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [398/656] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:20:04 is added to abra0's clock.
[03/10/17 03:44:51] tmberg, Cypher, and Herb_Tarlek [1372/2512] have team battled SudoKing, dodobrain, and Jareeta [14/2682] and won! 2 days, 21:28:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 10:48:25] Lemelisk [226/1147] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [582/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:49 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[03/11/17 18:55:40] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:04 towards level 59.
[03/12/17 11:20:59] Lemelisk [929/1147] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [596/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:00:05 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[03/13/17 22:00:37] Herb_Tarlek [229/656] has challenged Firien [208/788] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:42:17 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/14/17 19:08:01] Herb_Tarlek [187/656] has challenged PriceChild [465/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/16/17 03:27:59] Chuck [419/850] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [545/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:49 is added to Chuck's clock.
[03/19/17 06:33:15] Herb_Tarlek [87/656] has come upon AbacusAvenger [301/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:30 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/19/17 22:12:04] Herb_Tarlek, tspange, and theemstra [1782/2498] have team battled basicMiracle, brycec, and MJ94 [1359/2038] and won! 0 days, 06:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 20:27:23] LordH, Herb_Tarlek, and Grums [903/2075] have team battled dclaw123, qbit, and LegendaryQ [888/1640] and won! 0 days, 01:04:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 00:41:23] dtype [648/704] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [573/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:02 is removed from dtype's clock.
[03/21/17 09:03:51] Herb_Tarlek [448/656] has challenged sphere_au [62/408] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/22/17 14:12:55] Cypher, Jareeta, and BronyDee [1941/2676] have team battled GilbertErik, rxcomm, and Herb_Tarlek [1759/1984] and won! 1 day, 21:53:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 20:13:38] cirdan [722/753] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [32/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:46:35 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/24/17 19:57:50] bl4ckscor3 [292/528] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [376/656] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:58:07 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/25/17 17:21:55] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:19 towards level 60.
[03/25/17 19:19:55] Herb_Tarlek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:17:20 from level 60.
[03/27/17 01:04:06] HeavyPodda [794/811] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [199/656] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:22:24 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/27/17 14:12:53] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:28:05 towards level 60.
[03/27/17 17:44:57] Herb_Tarlek [350/656] has come upon damyan [588/1026] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:23:23 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/27/17 20:40:13] Herb_Tarlek [489/656] has come upon PinkiePie [49/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:07:56 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/28/17 05:27:11] Herb_Tarlek met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:34:21 from level 60.
[03/28/17 17:45:44] Herb_Tarlek, blizgerg, GilbertErik, and Everyman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/17 19:41:14] Fattyeater [87/487] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [190/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:17 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/30/17 13:59:03] Herb_Tarlek met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:22:53 from level 60.
[04/01/17 13:12:47] Herb_Tarlek [105/656] has challenged JuanMaestro [202/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:16:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/01/17 17:03:06] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:26 towards level 60.
[04/04/17 21:51:27] vuffie [44/366] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [257/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:40:14 is added to vuffie's clock.
[04/05/17 10:40:17] SynthesizerPatel, max, and gollum [1389/2175] have team battled AbacusAvenger, AngryParsley, and Herb_Tarlek [2448/2450] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/17 11:26:56] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:08 towards level 60.
[04/06/17 03:22:03] Fluttershy [232/891] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [145/663] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:04:59 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[04/07/17 09:10:04] Herb_Tarlek, vegadark, and Euronur [384/1767] have team battled grdryn, mwhahaha, and allo [1027/1476] and lost! 1 day, 01:25:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/17 15:37:57] Virtual [273/639] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [568/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:30:18 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/08/17 06:42:21] Herb_Tarlek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:11 towards level 60.
[04/08/17 06:54:07] Xenthys [162/654] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [145/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:12:03 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/08/17 17:28:01] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:33 towards level 60.
[04/09/17 13:56:04] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:44 towards level 60.
[04/09/17 22:34:49] Fluttershy [70/891] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [148/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:57:06 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[04/10/17 08:04:15] Hydrogenum, Misza, and sasaniak [1483/1871] have team battled MJ94, blizgerg, and Herb_Tarlek [389/2439] and won! 1 day, 14:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 11:15:34] Herb_Tarlek reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/17 18:24:52] Bl4ckC0r3, WallIdl, and basicMiracle [1304/1655] have team battled Xethron, Herb_Tarlek, and Bokkie [644/2013] and won! 0 days, 07:52:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 20:03:02] Evrial, Herb_Tarlek, and fattrat [2299/2469] have team battled vuffie, TauPan, and MetaNova [36/1031] and won! 1 day, 07:04:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 21:34:59] Herb_Tarlek [293/666] has challenged dtype [640/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:43 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/17/17 03:32:06] kensington, gollum, and osannatas [986/1607] have team battled Cypher, Herb_Tarlek, and Sailor_Venus [1516/2385] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/17 01:51:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 01:39:18 toward level 60.
[04/18/17 04:53:13] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:54 from level 60.
[04/18/17 09:42:20] Herb_Tarlek [598/666] has challenged nfsnobody [618/712] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/18/17 12:48:11] kenyon, dodobrain, and Hydrogenum [1871/2220] have team battled gabriel, Herb_Tarlek, and Satoshi [379/2242] and won! 1 day, 04:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 13:07:39] Herb_Tarlek [414/666] has come upon petrichor [580/673] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:49:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/18/17 14:43:01] Herb_Tarlek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:24:05 towards level 61.
[04/18/17 16:35:58] Herb_Tarlek had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:48:27 towards level 61.
[04/19/17 06:01:00] Herb_Tarlek lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:11:25 from level 61.
[04/19/17 23:56:26] jenksy [243/939] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [352/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:59:33 is added to jenksy's clock.
[04/21/17 00:28:21] glook [296/378] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [370/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:58 is added to glook's clock.
[04/21/17 13:44:56] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:35:12 towards level 61.
[04/21/17 16:25:44] Herb_Tarlek [310/666] has come upon blind [566/948] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:45:05 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/23/17 00:15:30] Herb_Tarlek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:43:56 from level 61.
[04/24/17 01:25:48] zid, mayli, and Herb_Tarlek [149/1879] have team battled unicron, Lnk, and droogie [1585/1987] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/17 23:32:09] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:02:21 towards level 61.
[04/25/17 01:26:37] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:23:16 towards level 61.
[04/25/17 11:20:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 33 days, 18:30:48 toward level 61.
[04/26/17 04:04:57] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:01 towards level 61.
[04/26/17 20:26:41] shymega, HeavyPodda, and Herb_Tarlek [1609/1954] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, PersonalJ, and Lnk [1322/2242] and won! 0 days, 06:51:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 22:06:36] zankore [150/811] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [628/666] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:31:11 is added to zankore's clock.
[04/28/17 19:37:01] Herb_Tarlek, Virtual, NoodleCake, and dclaw123 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/17 21:48:42] Atan, arlen, and SlowRiot [787/2233] have team battled bigjay, suterismus, and Herb_Tarlek [1846/2971] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/17 16:59:23] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:36 towards level 61.
[04/30/17 22:01:24] Cypher, Zye, and SchrodingersScat [1623/2628] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, dtype, and CornFly [712/2322] and won! 2 days, 19:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 22:33:44] Herb_Tarlek lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:49 from level 61.
[05/01/17 01:34:35] kline [327/439] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [485/666] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:46:01 is added to kline's clock.
[05/01/17 09:28:20] Herb_Tarlek broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:55 from level 61.
[05/01/17 11:14:47] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:25 towards level 61.
[05/02/17 10:22:49] HeavyPodda [65/779] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [274/666] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:29:42 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/13/17 05:03:38] Herb_Tarlek, shymega, and tmberg [1041/2078] have team battled grooverider, elbie, and suterismus [1998/3171] and lost! 0 days, 15:53:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 08:00:01] Herb_Tarlek, Bradicus, and Cypher [1565/2346] have team battled awgh, BronyDee, and AngryParsley [1804/2105] and lost! 0 days, 18:29:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 08:23:33] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:11 towards level 61.
[05/15/17 11:00:50] Herb_Tarlek [342/666] has come upon Asara [815/1134] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:56 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/16/17 01:19:18] bootdisk, yasdorian, and Herb_Tarlek [1196/1915] have team battled Grums, RedW, and Sixbierehomme [745/2101] and won! 0 days, 08:56:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 03:42:22] Herb_Tarlek [361/666] has challenged Ttech [163/1474] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:38 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/16/17 12:35:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 10:09:50 toward level 61.
[05/16/17 20:15:03] Herb_Tarlek [273/666] has challenged Jareeta [781/1126] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/17/17 15:10:33] chadi [314/353] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [573/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/18/17 07:51:24] Herb_Tarlek [526/666] has come upon WallIdl [239/774] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:43:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/18/17 15:44:37] blind, unicron, and bootdisk [99/2389] have team battled dindinx, darkmage, and Herb_Tarlek [1007/2089] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 20:29:16] suterismus, Herb_Tarlek, and abra0 [1785/2861] have team battled Tenorman, Adar, and alexj [357/2112] and won! 0 days, 16:45:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 03:58:43] darkmage [261/966] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [299/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:01:25 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/19/17 09:30:39] Herb_Tarlek [582/666] has come upon TauPan [45/300] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:04:41 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/20/17 15:11:44] liara, mordac, and theemstra [1498/2027] have team battled arlen, Herb_Tarlek, and Hydrogenum [654/2007] and won! 0 days, 07:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 19:18:26] Herb_Tarlek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:58:34 from level 62.
[05/21/17 09:36:49] borsin [432/458] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [620/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:59:22 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/23/17 01:20:44] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:50 towards level 62.
[05/23/17 13:53:00] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:38 towards level 62.
[05/23/17 17:22:52] LordH [236/1017] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [272/666] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:36:18 is added to LordH's clock.
[05/26/17 06:39:58] dan [95/156] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [472/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to dan's clock.
[05/26/17 07:49:44] max [730/760] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [345/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:51 is removed from max's clock.
[05/27/17 09:23:11] CornFly, alexj, and Herb_Tarlek [838/2122] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Bl4ckC0re, and KingQuackers [731/1079] and won! 0 days, 13:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 01:45:43] Firien [120/808] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [133/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:13 is added to Firien's clock.
[05/29/17 18:31:08] Herb_Tarlek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:49:42 towards level 62.
[05/30/17 16:56:40] Herb_Tarlek [12/666] has come upon SudoKing [26/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:03:20 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/30/17 17:05:57] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:56 towards level 62.
[05/31/17 01:18:56] Herb_Tarlek [265/666] has come upon vegadark [236/488] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:29:58 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/17 10:17:30] Zye [234/739] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [439/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:54 is added to Zye's clock.
[05/31/17 18:59:13] Herb_Tarlek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:27:58 from level 62.
[06/01/17 13:23:11] RBecker [111/786] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [624/666] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:20:42 is added to RBecker's clock.
[06/02/17 21:29:50] tspange [314/822] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [535/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:40 is added to tspange's clock.
[06/04/17 02:13:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 8 days, 11:52:49 toward level 62.
[06/04/17 08:53:46] SpikeX, Herb_Tarlek, and Sundance [1136/1770] have team battled Mithkabob, Meta, and Heisenberg [1857/2386] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 11:30:52] Azerothian [257/325] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [150/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from Azerothian's clock.
[06/04/17 19:18:16] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:11 towards level 62.
[06/05/17 12:05:39] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:50:28 from level 62.
[06/05/17 21:29:36] Boohbah [357/771] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [75/666] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:12:53 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[06/06/17 08:23:25] tspange, LegendaryQ, and Opie [630/2067] have team battled woonack, jstg, and Herb_Tarlek [1566/1840] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 06:22:31] hhes [1/10] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [497/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to hhes's clock.
[06/08/17 09:48:43] Herb_Tarlek, Killerkid, and fattrat [929/2476] have team battled vrillusions, Woona, and Pici [1558/2892] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 17:44:47] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:04 towards level 62.
[06/08/17 18:51:15] grooverider [545/1116] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [20/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:24:57 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/08/17 20:26:18] Herb_Tarlek [642/666] has come upon X-Ray [203/313] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:16:52 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/09/17 10:33:11] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:30 towards level 62.
[06/09/17 16:19:41] Herb_Tarlek [423/666] has challenged IndigoTiger [79/996] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/10/17 07:57:01] Bradicus [277/636] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [218/666] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:54:45 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[06/10/17 11:57:36] Herb_Tarlek [583/666] has challenged Oooooog [212/572] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:29:14 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/11/17 11:59:02] Herb_Tarlek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:10:57 from level 63.
[06/11/17 13:47:24] Bl4ckC0re [5/434] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [626/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/12/17 00:11:57] vegadark, arlen, and yano [1702/1843] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, dwfreed, and godog [446/1844] and won! 1 day, 04:56:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 02:46:40] IdleMaster, suterismus, and SchrodingersScat [1778/2668] have team battled hannesenator, Herb_Tarlek, and Skyie [1272/2128] and won! 3 days, 06:58:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 22:26:38] Herb_Tarlek misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:27:17 from level 63.
[06/13/17 23:23:49] Herb_Tarlek [654/666] has come upon Mirc0p [410/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:48:27 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/14/17 11:38:51] Herb_Tarlek [405/666] has come upon freeboson [212/798] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:16:07 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/14/17 21:25:28] Herb_Tarlek [335/666] has come upon astrutt [382/519] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:35:46 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/15/17 04:14:55] Herb_Tarlek [138/666] has challenged grooverider [68/1116] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:15:34 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/17/17 04:08:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 3 days, 00:06:00 toward level 63.
[06/17/17 22:36:37] Herb_Tarlek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:35 from level 63.
[06/17/17 23:25:27] Brady [388/448] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [140/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:31:34 is removed from Brady's clock.
[06/18/17 03:57:55] Woona [841/933] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [44/666] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:39:19 is removed from Woona's clock.
[06/19/17 06:30:16] Herb_Tarlek [586/666] has challenged ToHellWithGA [412/415] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:48:01 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/19/17 07:31:17] wulk [144/264] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [24/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:46 is removed from wulk's clock.
[06/19/17 18:33:05] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:08 towards level 63.
[06/20/17 10:46:51] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:42 towards level 63.
[06/20/17 18:59:43] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:06 towards level 63.
[06/20/17 23:01:07] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:38 towards level 63.
[06/22/17 02:31:15] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:36 towards level 63.
[06/24/17 13:33:24] Herb_Tarlek [331/666] has come upon MrGlass [585/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:58:20 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/25/17 02:26:09] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:40 towards level 63.
[06/25/17 15:11:09] Herb_Tarlek [378/666] has challenged ohnx [243/822] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:20:40 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/19/17 02:55:42] MetaNova [218/587] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [374/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:53 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/20/17 13:58:56] basepi [306/866] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [104/666] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from basepi's clock.
[07/21/17 09:53:22] Herb_Tarlek sharpened the edge of his weapon! Herb_Tarlek's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/17 02:07:19] ncarl747 [179/714] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [664/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:10:34 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[07/23/17 01:38:19] Herb_Tarlek [513/684] has challenged pants [315/734] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/23/17 08:44:47] Herb_Tarlek [543/684] has come upon Sundance [129/721] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:58:40 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/23/17 09:20:08] ToHellWithGA, Herb_Tarlek, and AgentThom [251/1279] have team battled Pici, Torgeir, and Psilocybe [1758/2103] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 05:19:34] damyan [535/748] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [397/684] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:11:38 is removed from damyan's clock.
[08/21/17 12:57:58] Dubbins [37/104] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [577/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:14 is added to Dubbins's clock.
[08/22/17 00:50:44] Herb_Tarlek lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:09:34 from level 64.
[08/22/17 01:57:20] Herb_Tarlek, IdleMaster, and Lnk [586/2052] have team battled KeboDK, elbie, and Antium [867/2295] and lost! 2 days, 14:30:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 21:20:32] RBecker, Brady, and freeboson [354/2129] have team battled Atan, pfoley, and Herb_Tarlek [1848/1869] and lost! 1 day, 09:17:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 13:17:55] fattrat, vegadark, and JuanMaestro [1871/2307] have team battled suterismus, sjefen6, and Herb_Tarlek [642/2351] and won! 0 days, 10:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 19:33:51] vrillusions, uhmmm, and Boulder [303/1875] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, pants, and brycec [670/2232] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/17 14:36:29] Meta [30/907] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [441/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:27:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/27/17 05:25:55] Herb_Tarlek [189/684] has come upon Mithkabob [28/556] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:36:56 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/27/17 11:55:52] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:56 towards level 64.
[08/27/17 12:15:43] Crazycatlady [5/655] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [606/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:56:07 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/28/17 07:43:32] Herb_Tarlek [539/684] has challenged LordH [528/1026] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:15:00 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/29/17 01:21:47] Herb_Tarlek lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:09:30 from level 64.
[08/29/17 05:07:32] Herb_Tarlek [679/684] has come upon MJ94 [680/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:20:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/29/17 20:52:43] agrajag [178/889] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [226/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:02 is added to agrajag's clock.
[08/30/17 17:40:09] Herb_Tarlek [544/684] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [235/917] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:09:55 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/31/17 06:36:50] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:55 towards level 64.
[09/02/17 08:15:52] SynthesizerPatel [371/1055] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [618/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:25:40 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/08/17 00:01:28] vypr [0/1] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [74/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to vypr's clock.
[09/09/17 01:20:38] kensington, Firien, and theZoMBiE [1120/2691] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, IndigoTiger, and bl4ckscor3 [495/2263] and won! 0 days, 17:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 04:49:26] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:44 towards level 64.
[09/10/17 06:36:49] Ttech, bootdisk, and LordH [753/3381] have team battled djm, Herb_Tarlek, and meffe [910/1607] and lost! 1 day, 00:30:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/17 00:49:31] Herb_Tarlek [83/684] has come upon sunri5e [301/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:09:24 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/17/17 04:06:28] shymega [301/571] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [143/684] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:28:46 is removed from shymega's clock.
[09/17/17 15:39:52] Herb_Tarlek misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:40 from level 64.
[09/17/17 21:13:57] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:53 towards level 64.
[09/18/17 04:31:32] Herb_Tarlek [643/684] has come upon csssuf [116/498] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:05:31 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/17 13:02:53] Herb_Tarlek [266/684] has come upon AngryParsley [747/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:22:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/19/17 10:26:04] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:03 towards level 64.
[09/19/17 20:44:41] Herb_Tarlek [27/684] has come upon Agent86 [421/614] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:39:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/20/17 02:06:23] IdleMaster, ncarl747, and vegadark [1464/1897] have team battled droogie, Herb_Tarlek, and kensington [2325/2459] and lost! 2 days, 00:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/17 12:49:28] shandor, Hydrogenum, and max [34/1737] have team battled nickware, Herb_Tarlek, and hannesenator [943/2464] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/17 23:11:24] Elgo, kline, and vegadark [256/1283] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Taffer, and zid [37/2187] and won! 0 days, 10:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 01:44:53] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:12 towards level 64.
[10/06/17 05:57:53] bender [250/585] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [599/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to bender's clock.
[10/06/17 09:46:07] Herb_Tarlek [117/684] has come upon Sticky [390/423] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/06/17 11:08:28] Herb_Tarlek [211/684] has challenged valdur55 [246/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:03 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/07/17 07:44:22] Herb_Tarlek, Woona, and sunri5e [2093/2162] have team battled SpikeX, PinkiePie, and ruan [1833/2111] and won! 0 days, 03:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 13:47:10] Meta [3/913] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [541/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:06:31 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/07/17 18:18:23] Herb_Tarlek [427/684] has challenged PiotrekD [18/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:07 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/08/17 00:40:07] Ninetales [37/285] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [677/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Ninetales's clock.
[10/08/17 06:15:07] Herb_Tarlek [667/684] has challenged glorgamitch [138/614] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/09/17 08:30:24] Antium [45/547] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [574/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:15:27 is added to Antium's clock.
[10/10/17 06:01:31] Herb_Tarlek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:07:05 towards level 65.
[10/10/17 16:27:01] simple, neurospex, and idisjunction [1461/2879] have team battled vegadark, Herb_Tarlek, and WallIdl [1372/2160] and won! 3 days, 22:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 10:11:51] Herb_Tarlek [473/684] has come upon codedeeply [345/755] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:39:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/11/17 21:35:02] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:31:45 towards level 65.
[10/12/17 17:46:21] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:30:42 towards level 65.
[10/12/17 22:16:54] Herb_Tarlek [44/684] has come upon elf [529/919] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:03:05 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/13/17 20:00:16] Herb_Tarlek [435/684] has come upon loomysh [389/480] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:25:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/13/17 20:00:16] Herb_Tarlek has dealt loomysh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:51:11 is added to loomysh's clock.
[10/14/17 23:16:20] jstg, sbp, and Lnk [1994/2243] have team battled Mirc0p, JuanMaestro, and Herb_Tarlek [1244/2155] and won! 0 days, 01:45:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 00:21:26] dax [0/4] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [630/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to dax's clock.
[10/15/17 06:19:34] jstg [241/989] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [19/684] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from jstg's clock.
[10/15/17 15:19:43] Herb_Tarlek [185/684] has challenged codedeeply [517/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:24:30 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/16/17 15:22:58] Herb_Tarlek [152/684] has come upon brycec [9/776] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:51:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/16/17 16:57:00] crysys [359/394] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [308/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/18/17 16:05:23] tspange, Brady, and Herb_Tarlek [1014/2046] have team battled Misza, Vroomfondel, and Syloq [1651/1971] and lost! 1 day, 17:35:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 18:28:35] Herb_Tarlek [633/684] has come upon irix [700/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:02:03 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/19/17 04:31:12] Herb_Tarlek [562/684] has challenged zid [84/879] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:11:37 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/19/17 18:46:03] Herb_Tarlek [559/684] has come upon Zye [364/811] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:55:49 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/21/17 01:00:14] Majak [53/478] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [191/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:49:27 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/21/17 06:14:40] Herb_Tarlek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:03:12 from level 65.
[10/21/17 14:22:13] Herb_Tarlek [249/684] has come upon Khorne [376/596] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:14:18 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/24/17 20:13:04] Ttech [566/1616] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [361/684] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:45:55 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/25/17 01:14:38] Herb_Tarlek [670/684] has challenged Iri [414/557] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:43:48 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/25/17 05:31:20] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:35 towards level 65.
[10/25/17 09:05:05] obliviscor [15/18] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [186/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to obliviscor's clock.
[10/25/17 21:14:58] Gatewayy, Herb_Tarlek, and Zye [90/2325] have team battled vox, kline, and mordac [1319/2771] and lost! 1 day, 19:42:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 12:03:04] KobrAs [96/265] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [499/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to KobrAs's clock.
[10/27/17 00:29:16] mordac [732/1143] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [177/684] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:46:12 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/28/17 23:40:25] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:46 towards level 65.
[10/29/17 03:18:55] Herb_Tarlek [215/684] has come upon damyan [85/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:29:34 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/30/17 13:18:49] KobrAs [118/319] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [175/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to KobrAs's clock.
[11/01/17 15:04:52] Nistur, ruan, and PinkiePie [1066/2036] have team battled Fluttershy, Herb_Tarlek, and MadMan [2499/2592] and lost! 0 days, 05:32:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 18:04:25] Herb_Tarlek [12/684] has come upon Misza [659/1073] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:53 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/02/17 21:44:32] Herb_Tarlek [285/684] has challenged grooverider [1155/1208] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:34 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/03/17 19:26:46] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:33 towards level 65.
[11/04/17 05:45:14] Herb_Tarlek [645/757] has challenged elf [419/910] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/05/17 13:24:25] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:31:29 from level 66.
[11/06/17 16:35:15] Herb_Tarlek, Birdbones, and coco [1638/2048] have team battled Mirc0p, Boohbah, and Tenorman [1620/2560] and won! 0 days, 05:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 21:03:03] Herb_Tarlek, holloway, and Eldoreth [1079/2439] have team battled Sundance, Sixbierehomme, and exa [1597/1945] and lost! 0 days, 19:50:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/17 19:59:44] Herb_Tarlek [550/768] has come upon osannatas [527/715] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:49:35 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/08/17 05:31:01] Herb_Tarlek lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:59:11 from level 66.
[11/08/17 20:05:21] elbie, Herb_Tarlek, and adamchainz [1213/1967] have team battled borsin, PiotrekD, and manish17xxx [1201/2127] and won! 1 day, 12:24:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/17 18:02:54] DurkyPak [161/251] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [306/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to DurkyPak's clock.
[11/11/17 23:32:02] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:20:23 towards level 66.
[11/12/17 14:29:31] Zaratustra, Khorne, fattrat, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/17 19:45:00] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:35:53 towards level 66.
[11/14/17 09:21:37] Atan [257/621] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [249/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:37 is removed from Atan's clock.
[11/14/17 12:19:07] m0shbear, RedW, and Boohbah [1080/2499] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, IdleMaster, and Lios [1656/2190] and lost! 2 days, 06:38:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/17 17:10:30] Herb_Tarlek, Antium, and Realmy [1732/2366] have team battled PiotrekD, Boohbah, and vox [1448/2644] and won! 2 days, 12:38:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 03:08:31] Herb_Tarlek [280/768] has come upon dclaw123 [414/986] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:41:39 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/15/17 04:57:36] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:26 towards level 66.
[11/15/17 14:01:21] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:07 towards level 66.
[11/17/17 12:46:58] Herb_Tarlek [715/768] has challenged Meta [536/1029] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:40:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/18/17 14:26:27] Herb_Tarlek [408/768] has come upon AbacusAvenger [809/867] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:18:25 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/18/17 17:46:42] Gerdesas, ishanyx, and PinkiePie [1147/1880] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Avocet, and KeboDK [1558/2556] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/17 14:41:53] Taffer [509/759] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [633/768] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/19/17 23:33:02] agrajag [765/892] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [417/768] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[11/20/17 02:07:27] Herb_Tarlek [682/768] has challenged theemstra [74/743] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:21:28 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/20/17 20:08:07] Herb_Tarlek [697/768] has come upon ncarl747 [523/838] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:18:32 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/21/17 16:48:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 4 days, 17:47:07 toward level 66.
[11/23/17 00:19:14] Herb_Tarlek [480/777] has come upon vox [464/1204] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:50:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/23/17 14:55:02] tspange, cosmicsound, and suterismus [947/2431] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, liara, and V`ger [1139/1721] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/17 02:58:08] Herb_Tarlek [221/777] has challenged Andries [512/800] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/25/17 09:53:02] Herb_Tarlek, Zaratustra, and Lios [101/2717] have team battled himuraken, Luamil, and Darky [1984/2283] and lost! 1 day, 05:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 17:07:40] Herb_Tarlek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Herb_Tarlek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/17 14:57:14] Euronur, Andries, and Herb_Tarlek [942/2302] have team battled IdleMaster, zankore, and RistoUuranmaki [670/2163] and won! 1 day, 04:25:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 13:08:38] SirMonkeybox [243/888] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [45/768] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:24:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/30/17 09:37:37] Herb_Tarlek [353/768] has come upon adamchainz [144/561] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:41:23 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/01/17 02:02:00] djm, el, and Herb_Tarlek [1045/1759] have team battled WallIdl, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [1182/2685] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/17 13:11:51] Mateusz [677/915] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [439/768] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:58:41 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/02/17 02:42:23] Herb_Tarlek [352/768] has come upon woonack [244/460] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:07:48 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/02/17 03:51:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 21:33:29 from level 67.
[12/03/17 01:51:54] Herb_Tarlek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:33:33 from level 67.
[12/03/17 02:29:17] manish17xxx, SlowRiot, and JensRex [1055/2830] have team battled Globalirc, Herb_Tarlek, and Xenthys [2244/2396] and lost! 5 days, 08:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/17 09:18:57] m, Herb_Tarlek, and LordH [2035/2169] have team battled djm, Mars, and SpikeX [826/1775] and won! 0 days, 06:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 15:01:44] garywhite [222/274] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [739/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to garywhite's clock.
[12/06/17 02:23:04] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:09:03 towards level 67.
[12/06/17 09:40:53] Herb_Tarlek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:45:35 towards level 67.
[12/06/17 23:06:01] Herb_Tarlek [583/775] has come upon sjefen6 [234/415] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:54:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/07/17 11:48:48] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:28:15 from level 67.
[12/08/17 06:53:26] exa [466/820] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [49/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from exa's clock.
[12/09/17 07:29:09] Yuhno [11/23] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [536/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/10/17 15:16:10] Yuhno [100/217] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [455/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:15 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/10/17 16:54:06] Eldoreth [554/900] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [492/775] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:15 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/10/17 18:25:39] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:57:01 towards level 67.
[12/11/17 12:17:03] Herb_Tarlek [571/775] has come upon liara [353/492] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:09:21 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/12/17 03:04:19] Herb_Tarlek, pixelate, and elf [1642/2182] have team battled el, dindinx, and hoglahoo [1134/1376] and won! 1 day, 19:25:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 04:50:35] Herb_Tarlek [191/775] has come upon uhmmm [637/877] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:04:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/12/17 20:19:40] Zoddo [286/1091] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [733/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:11:21 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[12/13/17 03:22:10] Syloq [95/451] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [171/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:51:34 is added to Syloq's clock.
[12/13/17 23:45:45] Herb_Tarlek [102/775] has come upon Realmy [223/1048] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:07:43 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/14/17 02:03:16] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:58:15 towards level 67.
[12/14/17 13:44:58] Herb_Tarlek [409/775] has come upon D.Va [325/554] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:14:46 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/14/17 21:19:36] Herb_Tarlek [326/775] has come upon Dork_Knight [130/518] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:14:55 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/16/17 18:39:31] Herb_Tarlek [532/775] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [484/917] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:08:30 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/16/17 23:08:21] Zoddo, RBecker, and Khorne [211/2805] have team battled Jandre, Virtual, and Herb_Tarlek [1657/1778] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 21:11:47] Geela [291/369] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [3/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Geela's clock.
[12/18/17 09:35:12] Herb_Tarlek [248/775] has come upon ilbelkyr [477/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:56:59 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/18/17 09:37:37] Herb_Tarlek [182/775] has come upon basicMiracle [100/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:31:20 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/18/17 13:07:52] Herb_Tarlek [562/775] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [858/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:57:35 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/18/17 20:13:18] Atan [589/608] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [445/775] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:49:35 is removed from Atan's clock.
[12/21/17 08:20:16] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:09 towards level 67.
[12/21/17 15:07:48] Herb_Tarlek [437/775] has challenged SirMonkeybox [41/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:37:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/21/17 20:23:43] SyntaxASI [40/182] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [175/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to SyntaxASI's clock.
[12/21/17 21:51:58] LordH, abra0, and Herb_Tarlek [646/2812] have team battled Cypher, mustek, and Doctor [2517/3100] and lost! 2 days, 01:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 17:17:47] Herb_Tarlek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:47:36 from level 67.
[12/23/17 02:55:14] Neo, uhmmm, and sasaniak [1112/1855] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Lnk, and damyan [1440/2229] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 14:25:53] TauPan, Gatewayy, and Neo [1489/1784] have team battled Bob, dax, and Herb_Tarlek [553/1906] and won! 0 days, 06:13:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 14:48:28] Herb_Tarlek [174/775] has come upon dindinx [272/524] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:52:31 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/25/17 00:36:55] yano [27/697] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [710/775] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:45:45 is added to yano's clock.
[12/26/17 15:16:00] adamchainz, qwerty, and Frogging101 [772/1561] have team battled sigmg, Herb_Tarlek, and Khorne [2227/2283] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 19:24:16] yano [49/697] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [501/775] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:33:39 is added to yano's clock.
[12/30/17 17:24:20] zankore, valdur55, and Boohbah [1066/2359] have team battled MrGlass, damyan, and Herb_Tarlek [319/2326] and won! 0 days, 12:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 20:32:27] holloway [561/878] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [398/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:01:19 is removed from holloway's clock.
[01/01/18 12:43:24] Herb_Tarlek [301/775] has challenged Geela [339/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:06 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/01/18 21:46:39] david [227/607] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [739/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:22:45 is added to david's clock.
[01/01/18 22:54:41] Herb_Tarlek [15/775] has come upon unicron [723/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:56:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/06/18 06:38:44] Jandre [196/373] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [358/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:24 is added to Jandre's clock.
[01/06/18 10:09:54] Sundance, Herb_Tarlek, and agrajag [1092/2354] have team battled RedW, AbacusAvenger, and Jandre [1418/2177] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/18 23:47:59] elbie, allo, and suterismus [208/2622] have team battled meffe, Herb_Tarlek, and KobrAs [958/1762] and lost! 3 days, 17:33:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 03:59:26] Herb_Tarlek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:23 from level 67.
[01/10/18 09:08:44] moveax [231/489] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [450/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:33 is added to moveax's clock.
[01/10/18 13:15:25] soltys [476/553] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [529/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:52:38 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/11/18 05:12:46] Herb_Tarlek [226/775] has challenged Taffer [361/697] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/12/18 00:46:17] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:13:24 towards level 68.
[01/12/18 06:47:29] hoglahoo, Herb_Tarlek, and moveax [402/1819] have team battled agrajag, Mirc0p, and sunri5e [1359/2234] and lost! 1 day, 00:10:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 13:29:00] Herb_Tarlek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:31:39 from level 68.
[01/13/18 19:40:05] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:13:51 from level 68.
[01/13/18 21:44:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 38 days, 06:29:41 toward level 68.
[01/15/18 02:57:20] Fluttershy, Lemelisk, and PiotrekD [378/2882] have team battled Ironhoof, sasaniak, and Herb_Tarlek [1187/2569] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/18 23:40:20] sloth [3/12] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [404/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to sloth's clock.
[01/16/18 12:53:28] LordH, el, and Herb_Tarlek [1611/2289] have team battled apiw, dwfreed, and tspange [1781/1793] and lost! 2 days, 05:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 04:36:55] Herb_Tarlek [336/775] has come upon Realmy [444/1048] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:09:15 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/18/18 19:44:31] Herb_Tarlek [585/775] has challenged tspange [709/771] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:10:25 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/20/18 00:54:23] Gatewayy [104/883] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [755/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:49:12 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[01/20/18 10:02:21] trashu [108/208] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [390/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to trashu's clock.
[01/20/18 22:33:32] Herb_Tarlek [14/775] has come upon Gatewayy [412/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:43:15 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/21/18 01:27:00] sloth [121/200] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [702/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to sloth's clock.
[01/21/18 06:39:33] Herb_Tarlek [258/775] has come upon max [674/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:20:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/21/18 07:33:23] Herb_Tarlek [522/775] has come upon darkmage [44/1050] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:55:47 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/21/18 07:45:19] Herb_Tarlek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:22:40 towards level 68.
[01/22/18 01:14:50] Herb_Tarlek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/18 14:27:46] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:22 towards level 68.
[01/23/18 20:19:50] Herb_Tarlek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:14:20 from level 68.
[01/24/18 05:42:23] seanmnaes [102/323] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [255/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/25/18 05:56:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 22:44:50 from level 68.
[01/29/18 04:52:01] Herb_Tarlek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Herb_Tarlek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/18 11:18:49] Herb_Tarlek, HeavyPodda, and borsin [315/2519] have team battled vox, allo, and sasaniak [1129/2338] and lost! 4 days, 22:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/18 02:23:23] D.Va [413/551] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [570/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:36:27 is added to D.Va's clock.
[01/31/18 03:28:13] Marvin [17/27] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [76/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Marvin's clock.
[01/31/18 05:24:26] Herb_Tarlek [252/766] has challenged Taffer [328/743] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:08:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/01/18 10:40:49] zankore [377/858] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [364/766] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:25:07 is removed from zankore's clock.
[02/01/18 20:10:34] Herb_Tarlek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:57:43 from level 68.
[02/01/18 22:38:23] Herb_Tarlek [654/766] has challenged grooverider [753/1202] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:44:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/02/18 06:59:24] Herb_Tarlek [73/766] has come upon ohnx [140/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:55:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/03/18 09:49:49] dwfreed [213/498] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [88/766] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:51:31 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/03/18 12:04:42] Herb_Tarlek [278/766] has come upon rxcomm [548/951] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:26:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/19/18 23:10:25] Herb_Tarlek [365/766] has challenged D.Va [156/553] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:58:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/21/18 05:21:03] Herb_Tarlek [134/766] has challenged glorgamitch [254/702] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:08:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/22/18 09:13:40] Herb_Tarlek, Heisenberg, and cirdan [1713/2566] have team battled Asara, Euronur, and greekman [322/2229] and won! 1 day, 17:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 13:59:22] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:03:06 towards level 68.
[02/22/18 21:26:48] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:52:49 towards level 68.
[02/23/18 01:58:43] LordH, bender, and elf [446/2774] have team battled PiotrekD, Herb_Tarlek, and sunri5e [33/2060] and won! 1 day, 17:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 00:14:42] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:45 towards level 68.
[03/31/18 01:32:36] Nistur, shandor, and Herb_Tarlek [1066/1820] have team battled MrGlass, neurospex, and ishanyx [1567/2654] and lost! 3 days, 23:41:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/18 16:27:00] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:29:04 towards level 68.
[04/01/18 02:17:25] allo [44/461] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [164/766] and been defeated in combat! 24 days, 04:36:42 is added to allo's clock.
[04/01/18 23:27:26] Wario [400/402] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [234/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from Wario's clock.
[04/02/18 09:42:03] AncalagonThBlack [339/719] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [577/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:57:29 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[04/03/18 02:32:18] Herb_Tarlek [291/766] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [309/572] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:27:06 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/08/18 02:30:46] robox [175/809] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [97/766] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:05:51 is removed from robox's clock.
[04/08/18 08:08:43] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:57 towards level 68.
[04/08/18 09:59:23] Herb_Tarlek [394/766] has come upon blizgerg [536/1154] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:15:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/08/18 18:58:50] Herb_Tarlek [355/766] has come upon Agent86 [526/592] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:05:05 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/10/18 06:12:00] Herb_Tarlek [397/766] has come upon lakwatsero [9/363] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:20:54 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/10/18 06:12:00] Herb_Tarlek has dealt lakwatsero a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:00:07 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[04/10/18 08:04:56] Herb_Tarlek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/18 09:36:26] codedeeply, bender, and Herb_Tarlek [762/2487] have team battled mefmef, speedmann, and Agent86 [1290/1506] and lost! 0 days, 14:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/18 12:08:05] Herb_Tarlek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:03:58 from level 68.
[04/11/18 14:16:38] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:29 towards level 68.
[04/12/18 22:43:09] Herb_Tarlek [257/769] has come upon Luamil [218/492] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:14:10 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/13/18 16:50:37] Herb_Tarlek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/18 03:25:51] astropoint, Birdbones, TauPan, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/18 14:18:52] Herb_Tarlek [137/773] has come upon Syloq [217/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:54:47 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/15/18 17:35:01] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:37 towards level 68.
[04/16/18 06:38:43] Herb_Tarlek [358/773] has challenged RedW [850/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:16:30 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/17/18 22:58:28] darkmage, Cameron_D, and SpikeX [19/3441] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and freeboson [963/2415] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 07:33:25] Crazycatlady, Herb_Tarlek, and Fluttershy [481/2387] have team battled Killerkid, HeavyPodda, and Tor [405/2284] and won! 1 day, 04:13:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 10:58:48] Killerkid, M00nsl47r, and Herb_Tarlek [1799/1869] have team battled double, HeavyPodda, and elbie [2618/2718] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 17:41:23] sbp, M00nsl47r, and Yuhno [1117/1502] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Herb_Tarlek, and dax [482/2079] and won! 0 days, 01:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 00:19:12] Herb_Tarlek [760/779] has challenged Elgo [357/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/21/18 05:17:51] Herb_Tarlek, greekman, and tmberg [356/2384] have team battled xayto, mefmef, and sigmg [1427/1862] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 09:14:19] Herb_Tarlek, AngryParsley, and Iri [1385/2174] have team battled M00nsl47r, Tor, and SlowRiot [103/1778] and won! 0 days, 10:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 18:54:23] Herb_Tarlek set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:55 from level 68.
[04/22/18 09:31:03] Herb_Tarlek [567/779] has challenged vox [1061/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:01 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/23/18 06:12:24] Herb_Tarlek [504/781] has challenged idlerpgww [172/532] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/23/18 08:58:23] grindhold, PiotrekD, and Cypher [1066/2072] have team battled Pici, irix, and Herb_Tarlek [1605/2919] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/18 13:50:06] Herb_Tarlek [198/781] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [480/719] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:31:59 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/24/18 19:39:25] Herb_Tarlek [550/781] has come upon freeboson [429/849] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:26:11 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/25/18 02:54:50] Herb_Tarlek [208/781] has challenged WallIdl [97/881] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:25:46 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/25/18 02:54:50] In the fierce battle, WallIdl dropped their level 282 weapon! Herb_Tarlek picks it up, tossing their old level 202 weapon to WallIdl.
[04/27/18 09:19:13] csssuf [429/722] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [480/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:02:00 is added to csssuf's clock.
[04/27/18 14:18:01] Atan, irix, and Zoddo [1932/2740] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Evrial, and Misza [1317/2606] and won! 6 days, 04:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 00:24:41] Herb_Tarlek [323/861] has challenged holloway [263/930] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:42:44 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/18 06:06:51] Herb_Tarlek [742/861] has come upon Heisenberg [309/913] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:21:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/18 18:25:50] Barry, astropoint, and Bradicus [1451/1778] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, bavi, and Geela [1157/1767] and won! 0 days, 12:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 19:14:18] Herb_Tarlek [241/861] has come upon MrGlass [811/842] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:40:19 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/30/18 05:12:59] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:29:34 from level 69.
[05/01/18 13:49:14] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:59 towards level 69.
[05/01/18 22:09:37] Milquetoast, neurospex, and Dork_Knight [1553/2929] have team battled idlerpgww, Herb_Tarlek, and womblecat [129/1933] and won! 2 days, 16:56:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 22:28:04] csssuf, apiw, JuanMaestro, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 09:23:37] Herb_Tarlek, AngryParsley, and Gizmokid2005 [1478/2747] have team battled Brady, Nistur, and Eldoreth [478/2021] and won! 2 days, 21:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 13:59:38] Herb_Tarlek [688/861] has come upon IndigoTiger [1136/1150] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:05:09 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/14/18 09:25:26] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:32 towards level 69.
[05/14/18 14:52:19] Herb_Tarlek [622/861] has challenged Gerdesas [548/605] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:07:07 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/15/18 02:12:24] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:16 towards level 69.
[05/15/18 10:13:11] Herb_Tarlek was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:21 from level 69.
[05/17/18 20:05:45] mefmef [574/668] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [266/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:32:54 is removed from mefmef's clock.
[05/18/18 03:17:51] AncalagonThBlack [218/739] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [766/861] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/18/18 07:07:45] Herb_Tarlek [626/861] has come upon vox [89/1150] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:24:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/18/18 13:10:54] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:19 towards level 69.
[05/19/18 05:02:36] Herb_Tarlek [818/861] has come upon valdur55 [50/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:27:55 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/22/18 03:40:46] Herb_Tarlek [632/861] has challenged el [421/570] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/22/18 04:55:40] yano, Morfeus, and Herb_Tarlek [260/1968] have team battled JensRex, Mars, and mwhahaha [1017/2723] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 19:07:17] Herb_Tarlek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:14:25 from level 70.
[05/24/18 02:38:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 16 days, 05:50:01 toward level 70.
[05/25/18 12:14:20] Herb_Tarlek, ishanyx, and Misza [1026/2695] have team battled SpikeX, Zaratustra, and Evrial [2310/2349] and lost! 2 days, 12:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/18 02:50:46] Herb_Tarlek [675/861] has challenged woonack [262/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:12:18 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/26/18 04:29:25] Herb_Tarlek [432/861] has come upon Cypher [99/1024] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:27:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/27/18 02:18:20] Herb_Tarlek [402/861] has come upon vrillusions [56/1289] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:14:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/27/18 03:13:42] Herb_Tarlek [652/861] has come upon idlerpgww [81/522] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:21:31 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/30/18 16:28:55] Herb_Tarlek [252/861] has challenged soltys [565/579] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:46 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/18 08:00:40] Misza, Mrs.BigHead, and elbie [2097/2571] have team battled holloway, Herb_Tarlek, and ncarl747 [847/2597] and won! 0 days, 19:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 08:08:58] Herb_Tarlek [122/861] has come upon grdryn [229/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/01/18 19:46:58] el [570/591] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [44/861] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:31:30 is removed from el's clock.
[06/02/18 04:50:03] ruan [733/942] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [552/861] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:52:11 is removed from ruan's clock.
[06/02/18 10:41:47] Herb_Tarlek [306/861] has come upon J [304/685] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/05/18 12:28:22] Herb_Tarlek [399/861] has come upon Arland [157/158] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:09:25 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/06/18 10:25:42] h00k [162/617] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [745/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:36:20 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/06/18 14:56:10] Herb_Tarlek [120/861] has come upon MetaNova [184/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:28:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/08/18 04:40:32] MrGlass [795/842] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [483/861] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:26:57 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[06/11/18 00:49:36] Herb_Tarlek [690/861] has challenged Fluttershy [143/1033] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:21:25 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/12/18 01:44:55] Herb_Tarlek [422/861] has come upon MJ94 [33/649] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:22:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/12/18 21:04:58] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:30:44 towards level 71.
[06/13/18 09:49:35] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:16 towards level 71.
[06/14/18 04:06:48] brendan [720/1423] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [208/861] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:51:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/14/18 22:41:06] Herb_Tarlek [235/861] has come upon m0shbear [207/727] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:02:12 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/14/18 22:41:06] Herb_Tarlek has dealt m0shbear a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:50:13 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[06/15/18 02:14:39] Herb_Tarlek [44/861] has challenged simple [512/886] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:54:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/15/18 03:14:59] Herb_Tarlek [269/861] has challenged soltys [182/583] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:41:50 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/16/18 05:28:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 10 days, 01:58:55 toward level 71.
[06/16/18 22:10:32] Sixbierehomme, Agent86, and JensRex [189/2380] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, rxcomm, and pfoley [1154/2487] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/18 01:24:38] Asara, Ttech, and Wario [2466/3662] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, sbp, and Mirc0p [790/2233] and won! 4 days, 05:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 03:25:25] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:13 towards level 71.
[06/18/18 06:59:57] Herb_Tarlek [435/861] has come upon ruan [641/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:35 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/19/18 01:48:49] Herb_Tarlek [736/861] has challenged LegendaryQ [99/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:31:43 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/19/18 09:28:13] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:37 towards level 71.
[06/20/18 07:21:49] Herb_Tarlek [684/861] has come upon bozo [332/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:18:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/20/18 22:03:22] damyan, Yuhno, and SpikeX [69/2409] have team battled khmerboy, Herb_Tarlek, and h00k [1406/1899] and lost! 3 days, 23:21:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 08:16:31] Herb_Tarlek [177/861] has challenged Wohali [382/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/22/18 14:22:23] Herb_Tarlek [553/861] has come upon acolarh [652/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/22/18 19:06:07] Herb_Tarlek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:26 from level 71.
[06/22/18 21:21:07] lightstalker [173/483] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [789/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:14:03 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[06/23/18 00:27:34] Herb_Tarlek, vegadark, and ohnx [146/2482] have team battled astropoint, MrGlass, and Flonk [2364/2423] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 05:53:25] mefmef [613/713] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [857/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:12 is added to mefmef's clock.
[06/23/18 10:47:13] Herb_Tarlek [80/861] has come upon you [220/239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:39 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/23/18 19:13:08] Herb_Tarlek [743/861] has challenged Ais [20/467] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/25/18 17:14:40] Herb_Tarlek [485/861] has come upon ishanyx [202/603] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:05:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/26/18 22:46:59] Herb_Tarlek [413/861] has come upon IdleMaster [112/749] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:31:34 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/27/18 16:04:33] elf, Herb_Tarlek, and codedeeply [2317/2845] have team battled Sundance, double, and bebbet [1419/2089] and won! 4 days, 14:18:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 08:12:25] Herb_Tarlek [623/861] has come upon loomysh [642/719] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:42:34 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/30/18 11:25:13] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:29:11 towards level 72.
[06/30/18 17:31:59] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:44:02 towards level 72.
[07/01/18 00:16:59] Tim [30/243] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [797/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Tim's clock.
[07/01/18 20:57:43] bobvador [118/462] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [34/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:11:42 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[07/02/18 02:41:12] Herb_Tarlek [685/861] has come upon manish17xxx [850/1003] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:44:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/02/18 05:00:28] elbie [397/873] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [478/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:26:29 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/03/18 05:08:57] Herb_Tarlek [687/861] has challenged bobvador [203/462] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:40:53 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/03/18 06:45:20] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:33 towards level 72.
[07/04/18 00:06:52] Highdude [52/214] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [499/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/05/18 04:25:36] bl4ckscor3 [66/506] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [546/861] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:57:18 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[07/05/18 19:13:54] Herb_Tarlek [105/861] has come upon basepi [639/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:29:03 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/08/18 06:28:50] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:07 towards level 72.
[07/08/18 10:37:11] Herb_Tarlek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/18 01:20:31] Herb_Tarlek misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:34:23 from level 72.
[07/12/18 01:50:34] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:44 towards level 72.
[07/12/18 03:19:20] Herb_Tarlek [466/865] has come upon IndigoTiger [476/1153] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:02:28 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/13/18 08:07:35] sigmg, Mateusz, and Syloq [567/2089] have team battled gcc, Wohali, and Herb_Tarlek [800/1455] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/18 07:40:24] Gerdesas, Herb_Tarlek, and crudd [815/1899] have team battled soltys, astropoint, and vrillusions [1192/2701] and lost! 0 days, 19:08:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/18 08:47:47] Herb_Tarlek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:00 from level 72.
[07/16/18 18:13:03] bobvador [281/458] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [687/865] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to bobvador's clock.
[07/17/18 13:36:04] Herb_Tarlek [389/865] has come upon greekman [588/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:51 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/17/18 14:57:33] Cypher, Flonk, and Elgo [2391/2395] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and waifu [1388/1732] and won! 0 days, 01:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 15:11:06] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:56 towards level 72.
[07/17/18 16:24:42] Herb_Tarlek [579/865] has come upon dxtr [251/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:15:05 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/18/18 04:13:57] Heisenberg [227/933] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [300/865] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/19/18 00:24:13] Herb_Tarlek [333/865] has come upon waifu [100/215] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:40:10 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/20/18 09:33:46] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:34 towards level 72.
[07/21/18 01:01:27] Herb_Tarlek got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:11 from level 72.
[07/21/18 03:04:26] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:54 towards level 72.
[07/21/18 05:18:16] Herb_Tarlek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:36 from level 72.
[07/21/18 07:08:27] Herb_Tarlek [268/865] has come upon Psilocybe [113/723] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/23/18 03:03:02] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:47 from level 72.
[07/23/18 06:18:37] Herb_Tarlek [529/865] has challenged Ironhoof [645/1126] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/23/18 16:59:34] Herb_Tarlek [173/865] has challenged Lnk [705/856] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:09:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/24/18 09:35:12] FecklessGnome [69/115] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [765/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to FecklessGnome's clock.
[07/24/18 12:39:45] Herb_Tarlek [657/865] has come upon Geela [329/415] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:09:12 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/25/18 04:11:36] Herb_Tarlek [573/865] has challenged ilbelkyr [723/902] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:41:24 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/25/18 13:01:09] illicit [28/76] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [163/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to illicit's clock.
[07/26/18 01:14:59] Herb_Tarlek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:57:30 from level 73.
[07/26/18 17:26:51] Herb_Tarlek [432/865] has come upon Cameron_D [432/1627] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 18:50:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/30/18 12:14:06] Herb_Tarlek [454/865] has come upon alephnull [342/625] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:33:20 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/30/18 21:43:51] lightstalker, Iri, and Herb_Tarlek [515/1939] have team battled ToHellWithGA, elbie, and HeavyPodda [227/2742] and won! 0 days, 20:17:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 05:56:28] Herb_Tarlek [649/865] has challenged Ttech [1655/1701] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:33:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/01/18 12:51:06] tmberg, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1425/2287] have team battled Sharky4, mwhahaha, and elbie [1676/2303] and lost! 8 days, 14:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/18 18:14:07] double, SpikeX, and bootdisk [2007/2697] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, valdur55, and seanmnaes [2590/2803] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/18 04:15:20] mefmef, uhmmm, freeboson, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/18 13:34:25] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:15:39 towards level 73.
[08/03/18 13:57:51] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:05:10 towards level 73.
[08/04/18 14:20:57] Gerdesas, Fluttershy, and damyan [2082/2539] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, PiotrekD, and Tim [684/1919] and won! 7 days, 21:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 17:26:31] kier [104/878] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [154/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:23 is added to kier's clock.
[08/05/18 18:01:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 10 days, 09:03:21 toward level 73.
[08/06/18 22:45:55] Herb_Tarlek [720/865] has challenged Atan [393/619] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:18:00 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/07/18 01:46:58] Herb_Tarlek [570/865] has challenged rxcomm [765/981] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:10:08 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/07/18 04:29:53] rxcomm, himuraken, and Herb_Tarlek [1713/2780] have team battled PinkiePie, dax, and el [1726/2392] and lost! 4 days, 20:51:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/18 15:46:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 18:49:52 from level 73.
[08/09/18 13:53:22] Evrial [226/564] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [464/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:25:07 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/10/18 02:13:00] Herb_Tarlek [173/865] has challenged D.Va [77/617] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:16:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/10/18 04:13:44] Herb_Tarlek [713/865] has challenged LegendaryQ [217/479] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:13:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/11/18 04:22:28] Sixbierehomme [182/449] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [154/865] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:00:07 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/12/18 13:17:48] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:11:52 towards level 73.
[08/12/18 21:51:50] cornfeedhobo, simple, and nickware [1209/2048] have team battled neurospex, Herb_Tarlek, and vegadark [1973/2647] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 04:39:51] Herb_Tarlek [536/865] has challenged darkmage [143/1119] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:40:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/13/18 04:39:51] Herb_Tarlek has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:03:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/13/18 12:16:36] HellSpawn [22/264] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [219/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:17 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/13/18 20:11:30] soltys, canton7, and Herb_Tarlek [1286/2282] have team battled basepi, yano, and Heisenberg [1770/2202] and lost! 3 days, 08:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 22:22:11] Herb_Tarlek [854/865] has come upon rxcomm [172/981] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:59:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/17/18 02:33:15] pants, ohnx, and M144 [1272/2368] have team battled Lemelisk, Herb_Tarlek, and Ais [102/2546] and won! 0 days, 18:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 03:10:06] Herb_Tarlek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:11:21 towards level 73.
[08/19/18 07:00:53] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:05 from level 73.
[08/19/18 12:02:59] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:10 towards level 73.
[08/19/18 22:07:00] Herb_Tarlek [101/865] has come upon sunri5e [321/897] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:23:59 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/20/18 18:05:01] Herb_Tarlek, bigjay, and bozo [1803/2672] have team battled Milquetoast, agrajag, and LegendaryQ [1657/2302] and won! 2 days, 07:53:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 05:36:05] Herb_Tarlek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:23:40 from level 73.
[08/21/18 08:37:02] Herb_Tarlek [88/865] has challenged Globalirc [567/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:05 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/21/18 10:17:34] lagertonne [2/7] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [738/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[08/21/18 14:44:20] sigmg, Tor, and Zaratustra [743/2976] have team battled bozo, tmberg, and Herb_Tarlek [758/2365] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/18 23:08:32] Herb_Tarlek, Heisenberg, and theemstra [1979/2327] have team battled Mateusz, mordac, and dwfreed [288/2580] and won! 0 days, 21:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/18 00:31:34] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:06 towards level 73.
[08/25/18 07:50:38] Leetistan [532/690] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [168/865] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:13 is removed from Leetistan's clock.
[08/29/18 03:20:21] Herb_Tarlek [465/865] has challenged acolarh [334/685] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:51:45 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/30/18 07:23:12] pfoley, wulk, and Geela [671/1851] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Syloq, and idisjunction [1741/2310] and lost! 2 days, 12:10:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/18 09:30:18] crysys [127/733] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [179/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:51:36 is added to crysys's clock.
[08/31/18 04:26:40] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:56 towards level 73.
[08/31/18 09:09:12] Herb_Tarlek [486/865] has come upon ilbelkyr [498/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:01:55 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/01/18 14:49:29] Herb_Tarlek [498/865] has challenged theemstra [670/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/02/18 08:48:35] Herb_Tarlek [451/872] has come upon sunri5e [789/901] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/02/18 13:56:52] Sundance [65/697] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [688/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:04:34 is added to Sundance's clock.
[09/03/18 18:10:12] Herb_Tarlek [323/872] has challenged pztrn [121/149] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:49:32 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/18 07:59:43] Herb_Tarlek [697/872] has come upon Nofew [603/1027] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:33:22 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/18 08:56:19] Herb_Tarlek [389/872] has come upon dclaw123 [147/1026] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:40:44 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/18 11:11:36] Herb_Tarlek [612/872] has challenged FSM [31/372] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:55:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/18 15:12:58] elf [651/1161] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [72/872] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:15:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/04/18 18:18:58] kork, Herb_Tarlek, and ohnx [2200/2331] have team battled Vroomfondel, lipek, and JensRex [2827/3094] and lost! 3 days, 17:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/18 01:41:54] Herb_Tarlek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:47 towards level 74.
[09/08/18 11:00:51] Ais, darkmage, and Herb_Tarlek [800/2466] have team battled Asara, PinkiePie, and xtort- [903/2544] and lost! 1 day, 18:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 16:23:45] donpdonp [3/188] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [198/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to donpdonp's clock.
[09/08/18 19:47:11] Fluttershy, CornFly, and Herb_Tarlek [310/3127] have team battled yano, Tor, and fattrat [1810/2978] and lost! 1 day, 16:56:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/18 03:20:31] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:02 towards level 74.
[09/12/18 21:36:03] sigmg, himuraken, and Herb_Tarlek [1476/2541] have team battled JuanMaestro, elbie, and manish17xxx [893/2352] and won! 0 days, 02:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/18 19:52:00] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:45 towards level 74.
[09/14/18 21:50:33] Herb_Tarlek [411/872] has come upon borsin [461/602] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:40:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/16/18 07:53:17] Nistur, Herb_Tarlek, and MrGlass [1465/2303] have team battled Lnk, borsin, and neurospex [2308/2686] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/18 15:18:43] csc2ya [60/438] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [484/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:18 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[09/17/18 02:13:19] Herb_Tarlek [309/872] has come upon djm [760/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:22:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/17/18 04:14:23] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:10:49 from level 74.
[09/17/18 05:53:30] csc2ya [435/438] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [867/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:18 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[09/20/18 11:33:02] dxtr, Nistur, and SCSi [1557/1659] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Herb_Tarlek, and Zoddo [2192/2513] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/18 21:31:04] Herb_Tarlek [493/872] has come upon TimWolla [19/756] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:37:07 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/23/18 05:51:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 01:49:46 from level 74.
[09/23/18 11:44:28] Herb_Tarlek [497/872] has challenged bigjay [36/1342] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:28:21 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/23/18 22:47:28] LegendaryQ, zifnab06, kenyon, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/18 02:58:13] Herb_Tarlek [761/872] has challenged TimWolla [463/756] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:26:16 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/25/18 11:00:57] CornFly [1096/1202] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [329/872] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:47:18 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/25/18 12:50:47] JuanMaestro, kier, simple, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/18 18:26:42] Herb_Tarlek [764/872] has come upon Mirc0p [379/738] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:06:37 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/27/18 21:21:19] Herb_Tarlek [77/872] has challenged bobvador [556/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:00:06 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/28/18 02:41:37] Herb_Tarlek [717/872] has come upon vrillusions [511/1281] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:21:47 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/28/18 17:06:38] Herb_Tarlek [718/872] has come upon D.Va [200/792] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:22:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/29/18 04:38:58] womblecat, Brady, and CornFly [1540/2503] have team battled Cameron_D, Herb_Tarlek, and Tor [2793/3621] and lost! 4 days, 05:02:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 10:06:19] Herb_Tarlek [80/872] has come upon fattrat [500/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/29/18 14:59:25] Herb_Tarlek [507/872] has come upon Cypher [940/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:15:47 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/30/18 00:39:08] Herb_Tarlek [420/872] has challenged lipek [411/1239] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:25:41 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/30/18 15:44:28] Herb_Tarlek [131/872] has challenged niko [277/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/01/18 14:46:15] ToHellWithGA, bobvador, and RedW [2110/2562] have team battled M144, Herb_Tarlek, and m0shbear [1242/2198] and won! 0 days, 20:34:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 21:41:59] mordac [745/1135] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [461/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:09 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/02/18 02:35:09] Herb_Tarlek misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:21 from level 74.
[10/03/18 00:20:22] FSM [204/421] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [472/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/03/18 01:04:25] Herb_Tarlek [433/872] has challenged TauPan [119/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:33:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/03/18 04:52:37] Herb_Tarlek [13/872] has come upon womblecat [473/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/03/18 14:38:02] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:19 from level 74.
[10/04/18 22:07:24] Herb_Tarlek [461/872] has come upon mwhahaha [951/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/05/18 00:01:38] Birdbones, Beavis, and WallIdl [2527/3077] have team battled TauPan, Herb_Tarlek, and bootdisk [1282/2287] and won! 0 days, 23:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 16:09:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 0 days, 08:41:53 toward level 74.
[10/05/18 20:14:35] Herb_Tarlek [95/872] has challenged soltys [322/587] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/06/18 08:01:05] Lemongrab [723/981] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [189/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from Lemongrab's clock.
[10/06/18 08:31:45] Herb_Tarlek [522/872] has challenged Heisenberg [447/672] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:33:25 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/07/18 16:29:22] Herb_Tarlek [413/872] has come upon vox [64/1179] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:05:07 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/07/18 20:12:05] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:22:54 towards level 75.
[10/08/18 00:24:58] buksi, Herb_Tarlek, and elbie [1283/2424] have team battled WallIdl, Courage, and PiotrekD [1686/1766] and lost! 1 day, 15:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 11:27:10] Herb_Tarlek [332/872] has come upon DrJosh9000 [37/108] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:31:52 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/08/18 13:49:03] Pici, sunri5e, and Courage [685/2649] have team battled brycec, Herb_Tarlek, and gildarts [1540/2575] and lost! 0 days, 21:16:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 19:30:56] HeavyPodda, brycec, and crysys [774/2978] have team battled pants, Herb_Tarlek, and Flonk [1277/2679] and lost! 1 day, 01:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 01:18:52] Herb_Tarlek [444/872] has challenged Ttech [1198/1702] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:17:47 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/12/18 04:23:59] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:29:52 towards level 75.
[10/12/18 06:20:31] Herb_Tarlek [271/872] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [467/688] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:43:41 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/12/18 06:58:05] Herb_Tarlek got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:38:18 from level 75.
[10/12/18 11:10:40] fattrat, CornFly, and Herb_Tarlek [2465/3242] have team battled bootdisk, loomysh, and alephnull [462/2650] and won! 0 days, 02:01:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 01:03:05] kork, AncalagonThBlack, and brycec [33/2315] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, ishanyx, and Asara [1050/2853] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 02:14:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 9 days, 04:15:07 toward level 75.
[10/18/18 09:05:16] Herb_Tarlek [673/872] has come upon wulk [426/533] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:26:36 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/18/18 14:59:36] Herb_Tarlek [491/872] has come upon Psilocybe [99/713] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:00:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/19/18 17:48:36] Herb_Tarlek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:34 towards level 75.
[10/19/18 19:47:56] Herb_Tarlek, elbie, and MadMan [1351/2711] have team battled kork, rxcomm, and JensRex [2311/2529] and lost! 3 days, 04:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 01:12:32] Herb_Tarlek [590/879] has come upon Sundance [276/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:49:41 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/22/18 06:37:59] ToHellWithGA [818/954] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [390/879] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:09:24 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/22/18 09:20:35] AbacusAvenger, Herb_Tarlek, and RBecker [519/2568] have team battled SpikeX, Tenorman, and theZoMBiE [1053/2240] and lost! 2 days, 16:43:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 17:25:10] Herb_Tarlek [176/879] has come upon MrGlass [92/954] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:39:49 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/23/18 15:51:51] Herb_Tarlek [418/879] has come upon simple [37/1101] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:34:41 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/24/18 00:52:38] MJ94 [653/685] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [637/879] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:47:08 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/24/18 14:55:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 15:52:50 from level 75.
[10/25/18 01:03:08] simple [993/1101] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [649/879] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:35:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/26/18 08:37:37] Herb_Tarlek [52/879] has challenged LukeLR [559/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:38:00 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/26/18 19:21:21] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:27:32 from level 75.
[10/27/18 16:57:24] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:45 towards level 75.
[10/29/18 22:08:13] ToHellWithGA, blizgerg, and Fluttershy [893/3218] have team battled Syloq, bigjay, and Herb_Tarlek [2045/2858] and lost! 1 day, 11:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 08:50:05] Herb_Tarlek [574/879] has come upon Lios [791/869] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:48:20 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/30/18 18:39:13] SCSi [478/499] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [837/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:20:56 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/30/18 18:56:44] Herb_Tarlek [421/879] has come upon Fluttershy [987/1044] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:43:53 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/30/18 19:13:17] Herb_Tarlek [526/879] has come upon el [780/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:11:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/31/18 11:58:34] Herb_Tarlek [745/879] has come upon LukeLR [34/650] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:54:23 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/31/18 18:26:05] Tor [23/1101] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [637/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:23:15 is added to Tor's clock.
[11/01/18 04:06:50] Herb_Tarlek [639/879] has come upon holloway [666/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:59:47 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/01/18 22:32:09] allo [433/568] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [429/879] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:37:28 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/02/18 10:05:21] Herb_Tarlek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:30 from level 75.
[11/03/18 06:49:59] MrGlass, LukeLR, and Herb_Tarlek [1681/2487] have team battled suterismus, ishanyx, and Zye [298/3255] and won! 0 days, 04:41:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 11:11:43] Herb_Tarlek [202/879] has come upon woonack [319/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:08:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/03/18 22:01:19] Herb_Tarlek [214/879] has come upon AngryParsley [415/1105] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:11:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/05/18 00:48:01] allo [0/568] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [773/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:06:02 is added to allo's clock.
[11/05/18 01:26:45] Herb_Tarlek [631/879] has come upon Eldoreth [344/979] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:24:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/05/18 19:28:00] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:12 towards level 75.
[11/07/18 10:00:11] freeboson [350/800] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [397/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:31 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/07/18 19:13:52] Herb_Tarlek [293/879] has challenged D.Va [668/773] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/08/18 11:09:10] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:23:09 from level 76.
[11/08/18 12:31:11] woonack, waffles, and PiotrekD [536/1703] have team battled alephnull, Herb_Tarlek, and pfoley [659/2139] and lost! 0 days, 15:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/18 23:34:15] Herb_Tarlek, loomysh, and csc2ya [814/2093] have team battled ncarl747, dindinx, and agrajag [1939/2654] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/18 02:50:51] Herb_Tarlek [415/879] has come upon irix [284/1020] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 05:49:16 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/09/18 15:11:54] Taffer [298/454] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [213/879] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:14:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/09/18 23:03:13] Herb_Tarlek, shandor, and m0shbear [247/2234] have team battled ncarl747, Mirc0p, and sigmg [1924/2288] and lost! 10 days, 18:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/18 12:33:04] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:29:37 towards level 76.
[11/10/18 21:52:12] BagelBites [173/486] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [274/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[11/11/18 08:28:13] Herb_Tarlek was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:36:43 from level 76.
[11/11/18 09:20:59] Killerkid [392/1072] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [746/879] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:51:58 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[11/11/18 11:48:08] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:14:34 towards level 76.
[11/11/18 15:22:15] Herb_Tarlek [197/879] has challenged zankore [30/1061] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:43:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/12/18 13:28:19] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:31:38 towards level 76.
[11/12/18 16:03:41] Morfeus^ [238/249] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [739/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Morfeus^'s clock.
[11/13/18 13:20:30] Herb_Tarlek [719/879] has come upon Lnk [468/887] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:13:50 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/14/18 01:04:18] Xenthys [298/518] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [297/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:02 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/14/18 20:03:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 10:43:54 from level 76.
[11/15/18 21:02:05] Herb_Tarlek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:44:09 from level 76.
[11/16/18 15:49:29] petrichor [938/1216] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [808/879] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:31:07 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/16/18 17:25:16] Herb_Tarlek broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:53:02 from level 76.
[11/17/18 21:30:08] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:23:19 towards level 76.
[11/18/18 16:31:34] Atan [139/543] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [278/887] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:00:17 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/18/18 17:44:33] Mirc0p, xayto, and DrJosh9000 [1976/1984] have team battled bootdisk, HellSpawn, and Herb_Tarlek [2057/2492] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 21:06:30] Kratos, Herb_Tarlek, and Pici [2148/2418] have team battled sigmg, Nistur, and blizgerg [101/2486] and won! 0 days, 02:17:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 16:24:41] AncalagonThBlack, grooverider, and Herb_Tarlek [2951/3012] have team battled ncarl747, yano, and AbacusAvenger [390/2372] and won! 6 days, 11:49:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 17:35:17] Herb_Tarlek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:53:02 towards level 76.
[11/22/18 22:23:13] Herb_Tarlek [370/887] has challenged neurospex [694/1197] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:42:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/23/18 15:26:57] acolarh [364/666] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [698/887] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:00:09 is added to acolarh's clock.
[11/26/18 05:40:58] Herb_Tarlek [836/887] has challenged dclaw123 [3/1021] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:05:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/02/18 07:14:04] Herb_Tarlek [104/887] has challenged AngryParsley [1120/1140] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:50:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/02/18 12:15:13] Asara [326/1478] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [415/887] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:23:14 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/03/18 09:20:07] nickware [99/903] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [74/887] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:25 is removed from nickware's clock.
[12/03/18 09:20:07] nickware has dealt Herb_Tarlek a Critical Strike! 3 days, 22:37:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/04/18 08:59:18] Herb_Tarlek [877/887] has come upon himuraken [227/941] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:39:55 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/06/18 04:18:41] Herb_Tarlek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:44:55 from level 76.
[12/08/18 18:09:13] agrajag, LukeLR, and womblecat [2003/2261] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Tor, and MrGlass [2770/3000] and lost! 1 day, 23:19:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/18 04:55:15] xonic [86/304] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [331/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to xonic's clock.
[12/09/18 06:22:02] Herb_Tarlek [797/887] has come upon mwhahaha [390/975] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:27:11 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/09/18 06:22:02] Herb_Tarlek has dealt mwhahaha a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:34:41 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/18 09:53:26] crudd [185/610] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [246/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:31:32 is added to crudd's clock.
[12/09/18 20:56:00] Herb_Tarlek [151/887] has challenged manish17xxx [579/736] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:28 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/09/18 21:35:56] Heisenberg, Ratigan, and Herb_Tarlek [1604/1844] have team battled GilbertErik, L, and Brady [353/1959] and won! 0 days, 00:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 11:59:08] Xenthys, Misza, and Lemelisk [2318/3068] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Herb_Tarlek, and dindinx [1910/2548] and won! 0 days, 01:26:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 10:26:26] Herb_Tarlek [204/882] has come upon AbacusAvenger [475/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:04:41 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/12/18 15:11:37] Herb_Tarlek [404/882] has challenged fattrat [427/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:48:50 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/12/18 23:02:48] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:45 from level 76.
[12/13/18 08:16:08] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:22 towards level 76.
[12/13/18 10:56:26] Ttech [975/1708] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [686/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:13:26 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/13/18 18:58:21] Herb_Tarlek [105/882] has challenged IndigoTiger [714/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:07:09 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/14/18 01:48:38] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:48 towards level 76.
[12/16/18 02:10:56] AngryParsley [880/1151] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [351/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/16/18 20:11:08] Herb_Tarlek [162/882] has come upon MetaNova [878/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/17/18 07:17:41] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:22 from level 76.
[12/17/18 12:18:45] canton7 [415/933] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [267/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:41:07 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/17/18 18:56:11] Herb_Tarlek [230/882] has come upon sjums_the_great [145/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:44:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/17/18 19:01:09] sunri5e, Herb_Tarlek, and Atan [885/2563] have team battled m0shbear, MetaNova, and elf [1428/3002] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/18 23:49:33] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:42 towards level 76.
[12/18/18 12:23:11] Herb_Tarlek [532/882] has come upon crysys [346/753] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:34:17 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/18/18 12:23:11] Herb_Tarlek has dealt crysys a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:25:28 is added to crysys's clock.
[12/19/18 11:29:31] dindinx [265/940] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [595/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:59 is added to dindinx's clock.
[12/20/18 05:46:42] Herb_Tarlek [653/882] has come upon dclaw123 [26/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:44:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/20/18 14:47:07] Herb_Tarlek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:56 from level 76.
[12/21/18 07:45:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:10:56 from level 76.
[12/22/18 05:08:15] Herb_Tarlek, bootdisk, and neurospex [278/3230] have team battled TauPan, IllusiveMan_, and NRKist [450/1584] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/18 06:51:46] Herb_Tarlek [767/882] has come upon Ttech [747/1708] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:25:38 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/25/18 01:11:18] Zaratustra [262/1162] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [592/882] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/25/18 01:22:57] Herb_Tarlek [540/882] has challenged Xenthys [243/529] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/25/18 10:40:25] strife [84/228] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [855/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to strife's clock.
[12/26/18 01:01:18] Herb_Tarlek [308/882] has come upon mordac [1041/1269] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:53:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/26/18 18:11:46] idlerpgww [267/753] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [300/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:41:58 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[12/27/18 15:35:18] Herb_Tarlek [537/882] has come upon blizgerg [116/1303] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 09:28:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/27/18 20:26:03] Herb_Tarlek, Majak, and ishanyx [1770/2250] have team battled mistaEvO8, Andries, and vegadark [1378/1821] and won! 0 days, 04:08:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 03:02:34] snakegums [8/57] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [325/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to snakegums's clock.
[12/28/18 10:08:41] Herb_Tarlek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:12:43 from level 77.
[12/29/18 09:20:38] Herb_Tarlek [18/882] has come upon zankore [563/1057] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:17:24 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/29/18 23:29:37] Herb_Tarlek [660/882] has challenged autist [94/329] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:58:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/30/18 10:33:54] crudd, JensRex, and TauPan [1190/2193] have team battled elf, Herb_Tarlek, and Hypino [1796/2383] and lost! 2 days, 07:16:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 12:33:21] Herb_Tarlek died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:19:57 from level 77.
[12/30/18 13:17:43] Herb_Tarlek [4/882] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [164/519] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:20:50 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/30/18 17:53:06] Herb_Tarlek [512/882] has come upon alephnull [749/756] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:26:25 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/31/18 01:35:49] Herb_Tarlek [2/882] has challenged MrGlass [511/953] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:29:43 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/31/18 01:50:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 05:38:15 from level 77.
[12/31/18 04:11:52] Herb_Tarlek [170/882] has come upon blizgerg [984/1303] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:22:28 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/02/19 12:15:29] dindinx, Herb_Tarlek, and Zoddo [2004/2920] have team battled Birdbones, buksi, and Everyman [1468/2775] and won! 9 days, 11:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 17:21:24] JuanMaestro, PiotrekD, and Flonk [1827/2529] have team battled Eldoreth, Jay_of_Delucia, and Herb_Tarlek [912/2300] and won! 5 days, 12:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 18:11:47] Herb_Tarlek [691/882] has come upon TauPan [142/407] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:16:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/04/19 00:15:29] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:57 towards level 77.
[01/04/19 08:12:28] Herb_Tarlek [823/882] has come upon Khorne [652/1052] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:30:01 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/05/19 03:04:27] bp [540/554] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [179/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:45:46 is removed from bp's clock.
[01/05/19 20:15:31] Herb_Tarlek [862/882] has come upon ncarl747 [789/802] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:24:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/07/19 01:25:43] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:09:18 towards level 77.
[01/07/19 09:58:56] Xenofex, eva42, and loomysh [1387/2834] have team battled blizgerg, Herb_Tarlek, and bp [2526/2743] and lost! 1 day, 19:29:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/19 18:01:44] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:50 towards level 77.
[01/10/19 13:35:42] kenyon [1293/1334] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [508/882] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:33:48 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/11/19 04:39:31] Herb_Tarlek [375/882] has challenged fattrat [133/1240] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:44:30 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/12/19 09:00:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 8 days, 05:22:02 toward level 77.
[01/13/19 00:02:02] Herb_Tarlek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:13 from level 77.
[01/13/19 01:02:07] Herb_Tarlek [531/882] has come upon Curious_Onion [138/668] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:31:56 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/13/19 03:51:05] Herb_Tarlek [533/882] has challenged el [445/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:44:34 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/14/19 01:09:34] bigjay [508/1435] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [333/882] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:09:51 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[01/14/19 03:18:18] Beefcan [237/254] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [278/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/15/19 10:21:41] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:53 from level 77.
[01/15/19 11:07:39] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:35 towards level 77.
[01/15/19 22:42:15] Herb_Tarlek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:45 towards level 77.
[01/15/19 23:09:52] lipek, astropoint, and Tenorman [2103/3183] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, irix, and BagelBites [495/2184] and won! 0 days, 02:24:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 13:35:14] Heisenberg [255/699] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [710/882] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:50:12 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/16/19 22:13:25] Lemelisk [1173/1333] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [799/882] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:39:19 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[01/17/19 00:10:15] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:32 towards level 77.
[01/17/19 10:47:30] Herb_Tarlek [315/882] has challenged Nofew [788/1038] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/17/19 23:58:00] Herb_Tarlek [45/882] has come upon nickware [297/971] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:17:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/18/19 07:21:36] Herb_Tarlek [773/882] has challenged GilbertErik [23/813] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:52:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/18/19 16:13:40] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:08:38 towards level 78.
[01/20/19 00:22:37] anderson [37/204] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [621/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to anderson's clock.
[01/20/19 04:09:59] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:22:51 from level 78.
[01/20/19 08:07:59] Herb_Tarlek [803/877] has come upon bebbet [294/561] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:29:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/20/19 22:20:01] Herb_Tarlek [824/877] has challenged ilbelkyr [101/949] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:46:15 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/22/19 04:17:23] Herb_Tarlek [405/877] has come upon yano [272/696] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:56:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/22/19 11:46:37] Herb_Tarlek [302/877] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [420/517] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:15:51 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/23/19 05:32:30] Herb_Tarlek [384/877] has challenged elf [377/1184] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:49:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/23/19 15:34:48] Misza [820/1220] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [154/877] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:08 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/24/19 00:33:24] Herb_Tarlek [451/877] has come upon Sharky4 [212/729] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:08:14 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/24/19 07:03:04] Herb_Tarlek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Herb_Tarlek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/19 19:08:21] waifu, TimWolla, and grooverider [2757/3128] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, rxcomm, and Virtual [1646/2556] and won! 1 day, 13:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 17:55:06] Herb_Tarlek [608/867] has come upon Ratigan [301/339] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:52:09 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/26/19 18:39:57] Herb_Tarlek [408/867] has come upon M144 [571/802] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:28:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/27/19 11:56:08] Sundance [104/753] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [553/867] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:12:48 is added to Sundance's clock.
[01/28/19 04:22:29] Phreaker [180/228] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [645/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Phreaker's clock.
[01/29/19 05:35:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:36:10 from level 78.
[01/29/19 08:06:10] Herb_Tarlek [694/867] has challenged sjefen6 [381/904] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:29:03 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/29/19 12:58:08] dindinx, Herb_Tarlek, and grooverider [436/3255] have team battled Krelian, elf, and Beefcan [532/1992] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/19 14:52:01] Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and Killerkid [2892/3159] have team battled hannesenator, wMw, and Bradicus [43/2125] and won! 3 days, 06:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 01:50:45] Herb_Tarlek [789/867] has come upon dwfreed [255/367] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:15:49 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/30/19 06:48:41] Milquetoast [239/1006] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [223/867] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:39:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/31/19 15:40:55] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:03 towards level 78.
[02/01/19 09:22:06] Herb_Tarlek [518/867] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [368/754] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:51:37 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/04/19 03:30:57] AncalagonThBlack, Herb_Tarlek, and LordH [1354/2786] have team battled Sam, brycec, and FSM [160/2486] and won! 0 days, 13:59:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 12:01:31] Herb_Tarlek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:54 towards level 78.
[02/06/19 07:42:20] Herb_Tarlek [644/879] has challenged Nuae [126/302] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:02:12 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/06/19 10:45:29] Herb_Tarlek [11/879] has come upon Globalirc [647/788] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:02:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/06/19 15:56:22] Herb_Tarlek [798/879] has come upon aismallard [658/742] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:01:09 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/06/19 22:42:40] mwhahaha [114/955] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [597/879] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:09:00 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/07/19 12:32:18] simple, elf, and Herb_Tarlek [2074/3219] have team battled Nuae, tmberg, and lipek [1619/2612] and won! 1 day, 04:00:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 12:45:55] Herb_Tarlek [222/879] has challenged sigmg [134/732] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:56:58 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/07/19 20:59:22] Herb_Tarlek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Herb_Tarlek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/19 08:28:30] Herb_Tarlek [498/883] has come upon AbacusAvenger [224/875] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:10:25 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/09/19 17:15:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 27 days, 05:55:10 toward level 79.
[02/10/19 01:38:49] bookworm [113/233] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [170/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to bookworm's clock.
[02/10/19 11:22:58] Herb_Tarlek [676/883] has come upon Xenofex [287/731] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:44 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/10/19 11:25:44] Herb_Tarlek [368/883] has come upon dayman [124/269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:01:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/10/19 23:05:29] Herb_Tarlek [164/883] has challenged NPC4946410567318 [123/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:22:45 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/11/19 12:54:13] Herb_Tarlek [311/883] has come upon D.Va [384/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:49:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/11/19 20:12:37] aismallard, kenyon, and brycec [1433/3048] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, ncarl747, and Khorne [2509/2710] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 04:13:30] Herb_Tarlek [806/883] has come upon Geela [620/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:47 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/13/19 03:34:06] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:18 towards level 79.
[02/15/19 15:28:09] Tenorman [312/1087] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [605/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:57:27 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[02/16/19 07:20:00] Herb_Tarlek [744/883] has challenged Zye [762/1461] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/19/19 16:10:17] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:13:00 towards level 80.
[02/19/19 20:42:36] Herb_Tarlek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:18:53 from level 80.
[02/20/19 11:55:01] exotime [84/500] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [70/895] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:15 is removed from exotime's clock.
[02/21/19 02:50:31] Herb_Tarlek [570/895] has come upon KeboDK [545/821] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 19:38:50 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/22/19 18:07:32] Herb_Tarlek [640/895] has challenged tmberg [621/1385] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:29:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/22/19 18:07:32] In the fierce battle, tmberg dropped their level 62 ring! Herb_Tarlek picks it up, tossing their old level 52 ring to tmberg.
[02/23/19 00:31:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 20 days, 19:44:52 toward level 80.
[02/26/19 11:18:49] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:01 towards level 80.
[02/27/19 03:52:35] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:19 towards level 80.
[02/27/19 17:37:14] Opie [710/849] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [390/905] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:29:35 is removed from Opie's clock.
[02/28/19 13:41:41] Herb_Tarlek [457/905] has challenged MadMan [974/1166] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:42:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/01/19 05:15:52] blabber [31/436] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [845/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/01/19 07:21:35] Herb_Tarlek, sunri5e, and vox [2563/3220] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, bp, and robox [154/2026] and won! 4 days, 22:59:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 14:39:45] Vroomfondel [352/633] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [203/905] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:40 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[03/02/19 03:43:23] Herb_Tarlek [232/905] has come upon bebbet [215/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:13:53 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/02/19 18:50:25] shandor [260/577] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [47/913] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 07:58:07 is removed from shandor's clock.
[03/02/19 23:10:54] grooverider [879/1385] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [240/913] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:44:58 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/02/19 23:13:31] Herb_Tarlek [125/913] has come upon ncarl747 [485/787] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:41:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/03/19 01:52:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 10 days, 03:02:21 toward level 80.
[03/04/19 19:11:26] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:49 towards level 80.
[03/04/19 23:06:20] Antium [259/542] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [58/913] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:26:25 is removed from Antium's clock.
[03/04/19 23:06:20] In the fierce battle, Herb_Tarlek dropped their level 47 charm! Antium picks it up, tossing their old level 44 charm to Herb_Tarlek.
[03/05/19 23:11:53] Herb_Tarlek [200/910] has challenged rxcomm [67/1079] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:02:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/06/19 11:24:57] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:20 from level 80.
[03/07/19 04:18:33] Geela [343/709] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [80/910] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:39:13 is removed from Geela's clock.
[03/09/19 16:07:08] MiddlewareMonkey, strife, and Herb_Tarlek [1312/1802] have team battled Maria, kenyon, and Brady [179/2543] and won! 0 days, 02:13:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/19 01:02:37] Herb_Tarlek [653/910] has challenged irix [156/921] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:45:25 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/10/19 03:43:19] SirMonkeybox, KeboDK, and wMw [985/1830] have team battled csc2ya, Herb_Tarlek, and pixelate [1164/1853] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/19 15:15:32] Herb_Tarlek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Herb_Tarlek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/19 17:35:28] Herb_Tarlek [25/901] has challenged shandor [567/579] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:17:53 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/10/19 20:36:03] zhalla [417/425] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [183/901] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:13 is removed from zhalla's clock.
[03/11/19 07:53:48] Herb_Tarlek, rxcomm, and hannesenator [124/3157] have team battled manish17xxx, astropoint, and ncarl747 [1673/2428] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/19 10:47:28] Herb_Tarlek [215/901] has come upon strife [206/442] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:17:18 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/11/19 20:22:10] Lemongrab, osannatas, Herb_Tarlek, and Killerkid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/19 18:43:02] Herb_Tarlek [629/901] has come upon rxcomm [888/1079] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:11:44 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/20/19 18:55:41] Herb_Tarlek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:55 towards level 81.
[03/20/19 23:36:58] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:38:22 towards level 81.
[03/21/19 15:42:49] Herb_Tarlek [762/901] has come upon petrichor [115/1208] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:33:18 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/21/19 19:04:38] pollo [7/29] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [492/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to pollo's clock.
[03/22/19 21:58:28] manish17xxx, Ratigan, and Xenofex [861/2205] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, jbroome, and J [1348/2131] and lost! 2 days, 01:29:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 06:52:56] canton7, Flonk, and kenyon [927/2961] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, J, and xayto [694/2375] and won! 3 days, 00:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 07:38:45] Herb_Tarlek [650/901] has challenged Xenofex [530/731] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:51:44 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/24/19 01:42:42] Roxana [277/1141] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [687/901] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:31:22 is added to Roxana's clock.
[03/26/19 12:00:14] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:32 towards level 81.
[03/26/19 18:25:03] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:34:51 towards level 81.
[03/26/19 23:51:11] Misza [612/1273] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [771/901] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:40:49 is added to Misza's clock.
[03/28/19 11:02:08] Herb_Tarlek [659/901] has come upon h00k [465/749] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:48:45 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/29/19 21:13:53] Herb_Tarlek [440/901] has challenged acolarh [446/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:15 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/29/19 21:26:44] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:02 towards level 81.
[03/30/19 11:00:11] psycho, JuanMaestro, and odawt [321/1442] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, skarlso, and ToHellWithGA [1447/2299] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/19 10:22:26] Herb_Tarlek [183/901] has challenged neurospex [347/1211] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:04:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/01/19 19:24:53] Herb_Tarlek [861/901] has come upon twado [60/280] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:51:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/01/19 22:47:02] Xenthys [101/542] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [299/901] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:43:55 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[04/04/19 00:55:20] acolarh [212/749] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [322/901] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to acolarh's clock.
[04/04/19 18:08:10] Sundance, Heisenberg, and Herb_Tarlek [1609/2134] have team battled Xenofex, ohnx, and RBecker [1846/2399] and lost! 1 day, 17:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/19 22:20:45] Herb_Tarlek [121/901] has come upon bookworm [124/341] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:02:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/27/19 01:01:39] Herb_Tarlek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:14 towards level 81.
[04/27/19 03:42:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 10 days, 19:13:07 toward level 81.
[04/28/19 08:28:13] Herb_Tarlek [728/901] has come upon bisco [128/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/19 02:40:12] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:17 towards level 81.
[04/29/19 04:07:25] Herb_Tarlek [563/901] has come upon elbie [39/1009] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:06:27 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/19 10:28:53] Herb_Tarlek, elbie, and Ironhoof [1116/3019] have team battled Atan, Psilocybe, and Cameron_D [551/3170] and won! 0 days, 05:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 08:05:54] fattrat [272/1198] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [433/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:25:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/30/19 19:32:47] Herb_Tarlek [10/901] has challenged hannesenator [867/1154] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/01/19 06:10:59] zankore [18/1040] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [145/901] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:39:27 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/02/19 09:45:23] WallIdl, HeavyPodda, and dax [667/2614] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Mateusz, and yano [874/2453] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/19 17:30:11] Herb_Tarlek [536/901] has come upon apiw [704/848] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:55:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/02/19 20:19:47] dclaw123 [155/977] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [676/901] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:43:55 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[05/02/19 20:40:00] Herb_Tarlek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:42:02 from level 82.
[05/04/19 22:47:05] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:33:30 towards level 82.
[05/05/19 13:15:19] lipek, efertone, and Atan [402/2536] have team battled JuanMaestro, RedW, and Herb_Tarlek [442/2783] and lost! 3 days, 03:00:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/19 08:36:49] KeboDK, Sullivan, and Herb_Tarlek [486/1880] have team battled woonack, vox, and Tenorman [1059/2810] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/19 11:42:46] Atan, nickware, and LordH [1657/3039] have team battled Tenorman, J, and Herb_Tarlek [2504/2744] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 11:37:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 16 days, 07:59:15 toward level 82.
[05/07/19 20:22:30] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:19:39 towards level 82.
[05/08/19 15:24:52] xayto, Herb_Tarlek, and ishanyx [1776/2427] have team battled strife, idlerpgww, and Xenthys [1803/1844] and lost! 0 days, 07:38:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/19 18:31:11] apiw [519/848] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [533/901] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:14 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/10/19 05:20:57] fattrat, shandor, and LeLutin [1089/2159] have team battled bookworm, Herb_Tarlek, and dayman [277/1823] and won! 0 days, 02:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 10:59:45] Herb_Tarlek, anarcat, and Tor [1069/2584] have team battled Sharky4, butlerian, and zhalla [513/1620] and won! 1 day, 04:10:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 03:19:11] Herb_Tarlek, Eiam, and fattrat [2412/2865] have team battled Mateusz, rxcomm, and yano [1453/2833] and won! 0 days, 18:10:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 05:15:33] el, bootdisk, and Flonk [158/2821] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, MiddlewareMonkey, and AncalagonThBlack [1779/2284] and lost! 5 days, 06:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/19 19:10:04] Muirrum [146/192] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [673/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[05/12/19 21:17:08] kork [144/392] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [104/901] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:44:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/13/19 17:52:16] Herb_Tarlek [285/901] has come upon elf [991/1143] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:24:42 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/14/19 16:43:53] Herb_Tarlek [109/901] has come upon Pici [256/1187] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:35:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/14/19 17:39:15] Ni'Zu [18/286] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [249/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Ni'Zu's clock.
[05/16/19 05:21:14] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:39:32 towards level 82.
[05/17/19 02:40:49] Herb_Tarlek [334/901] has challenged PlasmaStar [128/397] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:31:10 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/17/19 05:41:30] PiotrekD [408/726] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [239/901] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:08:48 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/18/19 10:48:17] Herb_Tarlek [696/901] has challenged Ratigan [176/780] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:44:30 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/20/19 21:01:40] MetaNova [941/1030] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [65/901] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:08:07 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/21/19 17:51:22] Herb_Tarlek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Herb_Tarlek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/19 16:11:44] Herb_Tarlek [595/893] has challenged Zoddo [881/1166] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:23:10 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/24/19 03:35:35] micah, JuanMaestro, Herb_Tarlek, and Kropotkin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/19 09:00:40] Herb_Tarlek [71/893] has come upon Cameron_D [447/1624] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:25:27 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/24/19 19:43:55] Herb_Tarlek, alephnull, and Tenorman [501/2834] have team battled Nofew, brendan, and MadMan [1565/3351] and lost! 3 days, 07:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 12:27:18] efertone [117/507] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [679/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:24 is added to efertone's clock.
[05/26/19 00:12:38] meskio [168/377] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [788/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:31 is added to meskio's clock.
[05/26/19 06:05:20] jvoisin, Herb_Tarlek, and zid [1076/2389] have team battled D.Va, Sundance, and efertone [1387/1822] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/19 00:35:47] Herb_Tarlek [442/893] has challenged Bradicus [862/916] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:25:49 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/28/19 01:41:31] damyan [790/898] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [875/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:06:38 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/28/19 21:46:04] Herb_Tarlek [505/893] has challenged Syloq [241/543] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:07:03 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/29/19 03:33:13] Herb_Tarlek [699/893] has come upon ilbelkyr [101/1067] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:05:53 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/29/19 20:47:16] Mithkabob, AbacusAvenger, and Eldoreth [1243/2340] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, ishanyx, and niko [75/2468] and won! 4 days, 11:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/19 23:32:54] Agent86, rxcomm, and petrichor [1640/3182] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Ratigan, and Fluttershy [320/2770] and won! 2 days, 01:04:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/19 05:28:15] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:27:20 towards level 82.
[05/30/19 06:55:47] himuraken, ishanyx, and PlasmaStar [1154/2214] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Iceman, and yano [1718/2292] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/19 11:51:57] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:31 towards level 82.
[05/30/19 20:03:15] Herb_Tarlek [32/893] has come upon Notir [38/329] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:16:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/31/19 16:56:17] MetaNova, Herb_Tarlek, and Ironhoof [528/3087] have team battled WallIdl, bebbet, and anarcat [1037/1937] and lost! 4 days, 04:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 00:23:18] Herb_Tarlek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:48:09 from level 82.
[06/01/19 23:57:50] Herb_Tarlek [442/893] has come upon inittab [400/426] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:13:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/02/19 08:10:26] Herb_Tarlek [781/893] has challenged Majak [532/567] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:46:59 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/03/19 12:55:40] StalkR [157/292] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [312/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/03/19 19:29:17] max, Mars, Tor, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/19 08:50:54] Cameron_D [1429/1624] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [488/893] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 01:55:16 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/04/19 16:20:26] Killerkid [460/1098] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [473/893] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:37:09 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[06/04/19 22:38:01] Herb_Tarlek [216/893] has come upon psycho [243/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:22:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/05/19 00:25:27] Lnk [649/961] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [821/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:53:24 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/07/19 17:29:15] Herb_Tarlek [126/893] has come upon grooverider [1088/1456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:03:48 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/08/19 19:29:41] pants, Herb_Tarlek, and Lnk [567/2955] have team battled dindinx, Tor, and bisco [919/2764] and lost! 0 days, 20:13:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/19 05:07:10] Herb_Tarlek [599/893] has come upon tmberg [133/1408] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:10:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/09/19 05:07:10] Herb_Tarlek has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 10 days, 01:16:39 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/09/19 12:58:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 4 days, 15:07:41 toward level 82.
[06/09/19 14:14:10] wMw [594/637] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [827/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:06:33 is added to wMw's clock.
[06/10/19 16:55:05] Euph0ria [239/436] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [721/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[06/10/19 20:02:47] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:35 towards level 82.
[06/11/19 01:22:26] SlowRiot [283/847] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [38/893] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/11/19 17:49:00] Herb_Tarlek [598/893] has challenged ishanyx [501/772] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:34:56 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/12/19 10:06:26] canton7, Everyman, and dax [1137/2341] have team battled Mars, Lemongrab, and Herb_Tarlek [2811/3059] and lost! 4 days, 03:51:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/19 09:15:00] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:33:38 towards level 83.
[06/13/19 23:21:54] Herb_Tarlek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:20:48 from level 83.
[06/15/19 12:42:44] Herb_Tarlek [817/893] has come upon DrJosh9000 [52/577] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:05:48 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/15/19 21:11:33] Herb_Tarlek [169/893] has come upon autist [520/709] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:08:52 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/18/19 08:03:14] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:42:28 towards level 83.
[06/18/19 18:03:21] ishanyx, buyoq, and xayto [1742/1857] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Elgo, and Herb_Tarlek [2075/2241] and lost! 0 days, 15:53:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/19 02:19:10] Herb_Tarlek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:03 towards level 83.
[06/19/19 09:45:57] Herb_Tarlek [68/893] has come upon womblecat [457/643] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:44:45 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/20/19 14:47:43] Herb_Tarlek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:18:16 towards level 83.
[06/20/19 20:01:23] vegadark [673/744] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [228/893] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:37:51 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/21/19 17:10:47] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:15:44 towards level 83.
[06/23/19 01:05:37] Herb_Tarlek [216/893] has come upon Nistur [348/440] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:01:06 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/23/19 15:11:06] x0, Brainiac, and Herb_Tarlek [345/2358] have team battled Heisenberg, HeavyPodda, and Syloq [962/2317] and lost! 5 days, 09:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/19 07:22:56] bookworm, TimWolla, and tspange [117/2098] have team battled darkmage, BagelBites, and Herb_Tarlek [2030/2865] and lost! 1 day, 23:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/19 21:08:14] dax, Milquetoast, and MrGlass [913/2392] have team battled grooverider, xayto, and Herb_Tarlek [2031/3118] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/19 19:09:50] JuanMaestro, vegadark, and MaryMaid [905/2065] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Killerkid, and yano [51/2479] and won! 0 days, 13:44:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 14:24:13] Herb_Tarlek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:24 towards level 83.
[06/29/19 20:11:14] chauffer [9/467] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [610/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to chauffer's clock.
[06/30/19 05:17:05] Herb_Tarlek [324/893] has come upon LapTop006 [55/567] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/30/19 07:43:49] Curious_Onion, brendan, anarcat, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/19 02:54:01] Milquetoast [899/978] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [559/893] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:51:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/02/19 16:02:00] dax [34/547] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [442/893] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:45:52 is added to dax's clock.
[07/03/19 02:08:02] vegadark, dayman, and Herb_Tarlek [900/2276] have team battled bootdisk, Kropotkin, and manish17xxx [1474/2336] and lost! 1 day, 00:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/19 13:45:37] Herb_Tarlek [256/893] has come upon Mithkabob [99/424] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:24:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/03/19 21:08:20] astropoint [823/928] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [844/893] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:21:15 is added to astropoint's clock.
[07/06/19 07:50:52] Herb_Tarlek [574/893] has come upon woonack [308/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:40:16 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/06/19 13:22:40] Herb_Tarlek [391/893] has challenged Fraky [150/164] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:30:32 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/07/19 04:22:05] buksi, SCSi, and allo [1248/2197] have team battled Xenthys, Eldoreth, and Herb_Tarlek [2417/2635] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/19 07:26:31] Herb_Tarlek [705/893] has challenged MadMan [855/1162] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/09/19 19:55:34] inittab, algernon, and Herb_Tarlek [101/1940] have team battled CornFly, Jay_of_Delucia, and Zyphyr [1375/2112] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 23:40:49] brycec [8/1168] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [142/893] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:05:11 is added to brycec's clock.
[07/11/19 00:36:14] Herb_Tarlek [683/893] has come upon SlowRiot [55/841] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:43:54 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/11/19 07:04:30] Agent86, Herb_Tarlek, and TheresusPheronor [511/2086] have team battled Lnk, BagelBites, and JensRex [678/2944] and lost! 1 day, 21:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/19 20:47:36] Herb_Tarlek [860/893] has come upon kenyon [287/1087] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:49:05 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/13/19 06:03:57] Herb_Tarlek [202/893] has come upon holloway [146/1058] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:24:00 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/14/19 13:37:16] Herb_Tarlek [633/893] has come upon manish17xxx [60/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:53:35 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/15/19 04:25:03] sheu, JensRex, and Herb_Tarlek [2155/2677] have team battled csc2ya, dkorhonen, and Ironhoof [1712/1947] and won! 0 days, 02:41:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 21:11:14] Herb_Tarlek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:21 from level 83.
[07/16/19 03:40:31] simple, JensRex, and Milquetoast [1382/3475] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Psilocybe, and csssuf [798/2315] and won! 0 days, 00:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 04:29:48] Tor, Zaratustra, and blabber [2103/3037] have team battled buyoq, Ironhoof, and Herb_Tarlek [2157/2411] and lost! 1 day, 21:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/19 23:24:21] kork, Herb_Tarlek, xayto, and Kropotkin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/19 05:22:00] Herb_Tarlek [855/893] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [67/566] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:26:51 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/18/19 14:56:57] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:56:01 towards level 84.
[07/19/19 02:44:06] fattrat, csc2ya, and Lemongrab [46/2788] have team battled CornFly, zifnab06, and Herb_Tarlek [1698/2738] and lost! 6 days, 00:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 05:34:50] Herb_Tarlek [356/893] has come upon Scornn [330/464] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:54:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/21/19 05:40:31] Herb_Tarlek [667/893] has challenged autist [335/674] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:18:27 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/21/19 16:38:16] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:55:11 towards level 84.
[07/22/19 18:34:27] Cameron_D, Herb_Tarlek, and LukeLR [826/3185] have team battled dax, brycec, and micah [1507/2480] and lost! 0 days, 09:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/19 21:57:51] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:12:12 from level 84.
[07/23/19 08:55:45] Herb_Tarlek [879/893] has come upon Globalirc [695/906] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:53:19 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/23/19 16:35:53] brycec, Brainiac, and Lemelisk [213/3251] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Clearcasting, and Mateusz [454/2606] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/19 17:53:54] Herb_Tarlek [815/893] has challenged Tor [707/1197] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:40:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/24/19 17:52:59] Herb_Tarlek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:20:27 from level 84.
[07/25/19 10:25:06] ilbelkyr, IllusiveMan_, and mwhahaha [2079/2658] have team battled Mateusz, skarlso, and Herb_Tarlek [638/2435] and won! 0 days, 09:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 22:37:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 16 days, 18:30:58 toward level 84.
[07/26/19 18:42:21] Globalirc, L, double, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/19 19:44:55] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:29 towards level 84.
[07/29/19 07:20:49] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:34 towards level 84.
[07/29/19 09:31:21] Herb_Tarlek [124/893] has come upon Crazycatlady [508/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:41:33 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/29/19 17:06:41] Herb_Tarlek [876/893] has come upon freeboson [832/1001] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:58 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/29/19 20:48:26] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:39 towards level 84.
[07/31/19 21:26:08] Herb_Tarlek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:00 from level 84.
[08/03/19 06:55:05] Lemelisk, lipek, and dax [484/3201] have team battled jvoisin, Zyphyr, and Herb_Tarlek [1696/2125] and lost! 1 day, 22:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 07:06:26] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:20 towards level 84.
[08/04/19 00:52:40] csssuf, Sixbierehomme, and Herb_Tarlek [1980/2408] have team battled Misza, Killerkid, and mordac [308/3700] and won! 2 days, 01:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 06:03:56] Herb_Tarlek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:47 towards level 84.
[08/04/19 12:38:16] Herb_Tarlek [860/893] has come upon DrJosh9000 [32/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:35:50 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/05/19 04:00:13] Herb_Tarlek [765/893] has challenged TheresusPheronor [131/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:56 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/05/19 08:48:04] Herb_Tarlek [170/893] has come upon Reilly [217/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:20:49 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/05/19 16:17:25] soltys [670/725] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [453/893] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:34 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/06/19 21:36:55] GraysonBriggs [287/389] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [62/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from GraysonBriggs's clock.
[08/07/19 11:49:43] Herb_Tarlek [578/893] has come upon CornFly [782/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:56 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/08/19 20:27:22] rxcomm, Herb_Tarlek, and agrajag [176/3489] have team battled RBecker, Chuck, and Brainiac [2030/2360] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 08:09:17] Herb_Tarlek [606/893] has come upon Scornn [187/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:22 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/10/19 01:27:58] kenyon, pixelate, and Herb_Tarlek [126/2517] have team battled inittab, bisco, and Zyphyr [109/1932] and won! 0 days, 02:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/19 10:39:46] Herb_Tarlek [448/945] has challenged tmberg [674/1410] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/10/19 16:29:12] Herb_Tarlek [288/945] has challenged nawcom [25/453] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:30:24 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/11/19 01:18:55] Herb_Tarlek [54/945] has come upon woonack [548/733] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:31:13 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/13/19 04:25:43] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:38:59 from level 85.
[08/13/19 15:26:58] TheresusPheronor, Andries, and max [1247/2002] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Herb_Tarlek, and HeavyPodda [596/2860] and won! 0 days, 05:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 10:12:00] Herb_Tarlek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 03:45:02 from level 85.
[08/16/19 02:31:16] Herb_Tarlek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:54:03 towards level 85.
[08/16/19 11:02:10] FSM [585/796] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [644/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/18/19 11:30:49] Herb_Tarlek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:18:34 towards level 85.
[08/18/19 16:10:29] Herb_Tarlek [438/945] has challenged L [353/563] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:17:14 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/18/19 17:10:42] psycho [249/462] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [563/945] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:11:03 is added to psycho's clock.
[08/19/19 06:25:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 16 days, 09:35:15 toward level 85.
[08/19/19 15:34:14] Herb_Tarlek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:13:57 towards level 85.
[08/20/19 06:38:18] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:28 towards level 85.
[08/20/19 16:54:48] Herb_Tarlek [120/945] has come upon freeboson [607/651] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:56:19 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/20/19 18:21:24] Herb_Tarlek [39/945] has challenged Mateusz [833/1101] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:48:47 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/20/19 23:14:04] Herb_Tarlek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:39:19 towards level 85.
[08/24/19 09:20:00] Herb_Tarlek was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:07:35 from level 85.
[08/25/19 10:17:37] Herb_Tarlek [14/945] has come upon alephnull [764/823] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:27:35 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/26/19 04:51:01] Herb_Tarlek [798/945] has challenged sbp [540/616] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:45:21 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/26/19 19:38:52] dax [147/555] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [676/945] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:12:14 is added to dax's clock.
[08/27/19 19:48:33] Heisenberg, kork, and JensRex [653/2382] have team battled Zaratustra, Brady, and Herb_Tarlek [2940/3039] and lost! 2 days, 07:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 18:31:48] apiw, Herb_Tarlek, and pfoley [806/2489] have team battled Mateusz, ilbelkyr, and snek [1686/2798] and lost! 1 day, 03:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/19 01:05:27] Herb_Tarlek [214/945] has challenged zid [261/1030] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:55:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/29/19 20:41:59] AbacusAvenger, xayto, and Atan [338/2447] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, bisco, and Notir [36/2174] and won! 0 days, 14:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 11:14:59] Herb_Tarlek [315/945] has challenged tmberg [943/1475] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:56:03 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/30/19 17:22:43] Herb_Tarlek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:02:04 towards level 85.
[08/31/19 02:42:34] Herb_Tarlek, bebbet, and himuraken [367/2500] have team battled vegadark, Sixbierehomme, and borsin [1862/2200] and lost! 1 day, 21:41:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/19 12:03:06] Majak, kork, MiddlewareMonkey, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/19 15:39:24] Herb_Tarlek [139/945] has come upon Pici [712/1218] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:32:07 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/31/19 20:20:59] idlerpgww [218/991] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [400/945] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:07:26 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[09/02/19 04:19:15] Reilly, Misza, Yuhno, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/19 20:24:12] Khorne, csssuf, and petrichor [589/3016] have team battled kork, Herb_Tarlek, and pixelate [1507/1814] and lost! 0 days, 18:14:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/19 04:23:47] Herb_Tarlek [770/945] has come upon kenyon [568/1123] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:16:15 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/19 05:59:49] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:45 towards level 85.
[09/04/19 10:35:18] Herb_Tarlek [614/945] has come upon csssuf [357/720] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:17:16 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/07/19 00:34:51] Scar3cr0w [16/50] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [579/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:33 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/07/19 03:49:16] Herb_Tarlek, WallIdl, and shandor [1830/2130] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and tmberg [46/3388] and won! 3 days, 20:05:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 08:32:27] M144, djm, and phraktyl [2163/2309] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, MadMan, and lavamind [1131/2796] and won! 0 days, 15:18:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 16:27:24] himuraken, dwfreed, kork, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/19 10:01:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 9 days, 02:52:08 toward level 85.
[09/08/19 12:13:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 2 days, 05:12:13 toward level 85.
[09/08/19 18:27:20] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:27 towards level 85.
[09/09/19 18:38:16] mordac, Grayson, and IdleMaster [1906/2569] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Nechayev, and IllusiveMan_ [1712/2347] and won! 0 days, 10:39:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/19 03:11:15] Herb_Tarlek [251/945] has come upon Reilly [424/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:03:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/10/19 09:53:35] borsin, Sixbierehomme, and idlerpgww [299/2558] have team battled sunri5e, Brainiac, and Herb_Tarlek [54/2979] and won! 1 day, 13:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/19 10:06:33] Herb_Tarlek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:25 towards level 85.
[09/10/19 17:59:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:54:11 from level 85.
[09/11/19 09:22:08] Herb_Tarlek [837/945] has challenged AbacusAvenger [354/909] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/12/19 12:27:07] Herb_Tarlek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:03:09 towards level 86.
[09/13/19 13:31:38] sheu [10/559] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [198/945] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:06:23 is added to sheu's clock.
[09/16/19 01:44:17] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:32:44 towards level 86.
[09/16/19 06:30:05] Herb_Tarlek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Herb_Tarlek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/19 21:47:46] himuraken [378/977] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [780/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:31:57 is added to himuraken's clock.
[09/17/19 06:49:49] Herb_Tarlek [563/940] has challenged Khorne [843/1049] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:18:44 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/17/19 14:33:31] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:48:51 towards level 86.
[09/18/19 00:24:56] Herb_Tarlek [362/940] has come upon woonack [151/726] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:15:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 12:38:27] Herb_Tarlek [764/940] has come upon Blukunfando [1/230] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:17:38 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 13:13:56] Herb_Tarlek [40/940] has come upon kork [326/355] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:47:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 15:57:34] Herb_Tarlek [851/940] has challenged Varjatticus [295/377] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:53 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 19:02:59] Herb_Tarlek [880/940] has come upon shandor [510/643] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:57:31 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 19:02:59] Herb_Tarlek has dealt shandor a Critical Strike! 3 days, 22:17:27 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/20/19 04:05:48] Herb_Tarlek [721/940] has challenged Cameron_D [1138/1260] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:00:00 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/20/19 09:03:48] Herb_Tarlek [604/940] has come upon lipek [1302/1341] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:55:29 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/22/19 00:09:24] Grayson [114/534] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [48/940] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:32 is removed from Grayson's clock.
[09/22/19 02:27:51] waifu, PiotrekD, M144, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/19 15:00:26] KH405, brendan, and max [638/2629] have team battled Fluttershy, FSM, and Herb_Tarlek [591/2794] and won! 0 days, 11:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/19 22:26:37] blizgerg [603/1344] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [768/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:04:38 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[09/24/19 13:39:56] Herb_Tarlek [242/940] has come upon MaryMaid [198/581] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:50:12 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/26/19 07:39:54] Kropotkin [22/872] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [876/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:12 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[09/28/19 04:33:28] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:53 towards level 86.
[09/28/19 05:26:01] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:51 towards level 86.
[09/29/19 17:33:09] Herb_Tarlek [211/940] has come upon alephnull [700/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:29:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/01/19 06:40:03] Herb_Tarlek [710/940] has come upon inittab [444/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:09:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/01/19 08:12:04] Herb_Tarlek [803/940] has come upon jbroome [445/1051] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:03:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/01/19 23:13:15] Majak, Notir, and rxcomm [1858/2517] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, JuanMaestro, and WallIdl [1423/2365] and won! 0 days, 23:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 15:15:08] Tor, h00k, and dwfreed [1682/2468] have team battled CornFly, Herb_Tarlek, and algernon [282/2786] and won! 1 day, 09:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/19 20:40:35] Yuhno, efertone, and Sundance [439/1759] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, GilbertErik, and PlasmaStar [1408/2159] and lost! 2 days, 03:14:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 02:21:53] Herb_Tarlek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:42 towards level 86.
[10/07/19 01:55:25] KH405 [347/364] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [822/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to KH405's clock.
[10/08/19 13:43:44] Herb_Tarlek [896/940] has challenged double [925/1117] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:42:46 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/08/19 21:25:15] Herb_Tarlek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:21:59 towards level 87.
[10/10/19 14:17:41] Herb_Tarlek [125/940] has come upon micah [605/838] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:19:54 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/10/19 23:03:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 17 days, 19:30:14 toward level 87.
[10/27/19 12:50:19] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:09:41 towards level 87.
[10/28/19 05:35:23] bobvador, Herb_Tarlek, and sunri5e [1771/2774] have team battled micah, sheu, and Nechayev [1752/2236] and won! 1 day, 18:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 11:00:40] Herb_Tarlek [737/940] has come upon neurospex [867/1350] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:36:24 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/29/19 06:59:33] algernon [608/699] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [808/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:27 is added to algernon's clock.
[10/29/19 07:45:08] Herb_Tarlek [188/940] has come upon Misza [887/1334] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:36:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/29/19 13:21:17] JuanMaestro [137/910] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [549/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:04:24 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/29/19 17:34:46] double, Herb_Tarlek, and Eldoreth [988/3310] have team battled golgy, fattrat, and MrGlass [905/3055] and won! 4 days, 20:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 11:46:25] Herb_Tarlek [567/940] has come upon phraktyl [120/671] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:35:23 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/31/19 10:52:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 40 days, 09:24:27 toward level 87.
[11/02/19 12:39:22] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:03 towards level 87.
[11/02/19 19:53:12] Herb_Tarlek, Syloq, and MetaNova [1107/2546] have team battled Lnk, m0shbear, and Tor [2338/3364] and lost! 2 days, 01:23:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 17:34:30] Herb_Tarlek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:47 towards level 87.
[11/07/19 07:41:34] HeavyPodda, blizgerg, and brendan [342/3728] have team battled sjefen6, SlowRiot, and Herb_Tarlek [2397/2414] and lost! 9 days, 06:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 12:44:39] Herb_Tarlek [206/940] has come upon double [49/1141] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:30:55 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/09/19 07:21:51] simple [396/1010] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [678/940] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:17:38 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/19 02:28:13] Herb_Tarlek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:44 towards level 87.
[11/11/19 00:04:54] Herb_Tarlek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:58 towards level 87.
[11/12/19 01:04:32] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:41 towards level 87.
[11/12/19 07:38:36] MetaNova [742/1023] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [133/940] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:23:48 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[11/12/19 11:09:36] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:34 towards level 87.
[11/12/19 11:30:22] Herb_Tarlek [666/940] has challenged elbie [278/947] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/12/19 13:34:19] Herb_Tarlek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:01:35 towards level 88.
[11/12/19 23:34:27] Herb_Tarlek, JuanMaestro, and PiotrekD [1990/2855] have team battled vegadark, pollo, and Chuck [801/2342] and won! 0 days, 18:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/19 11:15:57] pookie666, tmberg, and FSM [2071/2786] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, xayto, and max [636/2750] and won! 0 days, 02:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/19 04:21:21] Herb_Tarlek [852/940] has come upon Desspugne [214/844] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:41:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/15/19 09:52:54] Herb_Tarlek [343/940] has challenged osannatas [23/799] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:12 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/15/19 19:02:15] Herb_Tarlek, niko, and lakwatsero [175/2136] have team battled Xenthys, PiotrekD, and holloway [2391/2798] and lost! 0 days, 13:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 01:50:29] Herb_Tarlek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:22:59 from level 88.
[12/11/19 04:29:03] Herb_Tarlek [178/940] has come upon inittab [521/557] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:22:12 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/11/19 14:28:15] Zythan, KeboDK, and Roxana [2294/2509] have team battled Pauwelz, The_Joker, and Herb_Tarlek [1355/1758] and won! 0 days, 12:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 01:23:17] suterismus [764/1389] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [922/940] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:49:53 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/12/19 18:11:36] Herb_Tarlek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:49:22 towards level 88.
[12/12/19 18:30:37] Herb_Tarlek, ToHellWithGA, and dartainus [565/2752] have team battled rxcomm, crysys, and bigjay [80/3689] and won! 0 days, 10:41:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 19:47:09] Herb_Tarlek [672/940] has come upon tspange [809/845] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:58:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/14/19 22:35:48] simple, jbroome, and loomysh [575/2937] have team battled TheresusPheronor, Fjord, and Herb_Tarlek [1278/1793] and lost! 2 days, 20:39:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/19 12:11:21] Herb_Tarlek [485/940] has come upon astropoint [262/952] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:41:47 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/15/19 16:02:06] Herb_Tarlek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:55:45 from level 88.
[12/15/19 16:38:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Herb_Tarlek 16 days, 08:47:57 toward level 88.
[12/17/19 20:22:21] Athos [235/441] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [682/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:46 is added to Athos's clock.
[12/18/19 14:39:50] Herb_Tarlek [62/940] has come upon elf [1163/1279] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/13/21 12:59:26] Forud, kenyon, and bigjay [558/2573] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Atan, and HellSpawn [621/2444] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/21 19:04:32] elf [927/1543] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [162/940] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:29:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/14/21 00:25:20] rxcomm, misha, and Herb_Tarlek [1750/3056] have team battled acolarh, Orphic, and CodeB [455/2130] and won! 1 day, 09:22:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/21 13:14:35] grooverider [553/1710] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [33/940] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:45:33 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[04/15/21 18:15:44] anderson [314/934] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [137/940] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:41:08 is removed from anderson's clock.
[04/15/21 20:50:59] sheu, MrGlass, and Agent86 [1092/2960] have team battled Tor, Gatewayy, and Herb_Tarlek [1613/2881] and lost! 7 days, 13:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/21 00:22:48] Herb_Tarlek [355/940] has challenged yano [362/617] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:49:44 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/18/21 04:23:29] Herb_Tarlek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:50 towards level 88.
[04/18/21 04:31:01] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:33:37 from level 88.
[04/18/21 06:50:12] idlerpgww, yano, and damyan [55/2560] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, bigtrees, and Scar3cr0w [1630/2196] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 11:07:02] LukeLR [804/962] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [8/940] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:24:16 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[04/19/21 00:13:04] Herb_Tarlek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:23 from level 88.
[04/19/21 01:29:04] Herb_Tarlek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:03 towards level 88.
[04/19/21 23:39:22] Herb_Tarlek [135/940] has come upon sjums_the_great [579/991] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/20/21 11:51:44] Elgo [531/1067] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [251/940] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:47:49 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[04/21/21 00:45:27] Herb_Tarlek [99/940] has challenged blabber [216/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:19:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/21/21 06:12:31] Herb_Tarlek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:21:53 towards level 88.
[04/21/21 06:46:54] dwfreed [737/1013] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [52/940] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:58:25 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/21/21 21:50:32] Herb_Tarlek [737/940] has challenged testing [382/406] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:11 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/21/21 22:50:46] StalkR [369/547] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [929/940] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:21:18 is added to StalkR's clock.
[04/22/21 01:23:39] trashicus [0/5] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [561/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to trashicus's clock.
[04/22/21 06:52:18] Herb_Tarlek, Orphic, and Tor [261/2525] have team battled max, Reilly, and Andries [1912/2290] and lost! 1 day, 01:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/21 07:13:05] Herb_Tarlek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:27 towards level 88.
[04/23/21 15:00:24] Herb_Tarlek [175/940] has challenged simple [910/1155] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:15:31 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/23/21 18:30:40] micah, Herb_Tarlek, and pants [1708/3596] have team battled Hirion, MrGlass, and Roxana [2675/2977] and lost! 4 days, 03:21:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/21 23:06:00] Herb_Tarlek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Herb_Tarlek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/21 22:22:39] Herb_Tarlek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:25 towards level 88.
[04/26/21 18:18:24] Andries [790/1002] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [672/933] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:03:40 is removed from Andries's clock.
[04/27/21 09:14:19] Herb_Tarlek [6/933] has come upon blabber [18/818] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:57:26 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/28/21 13:27:59] lavamind, CheeseSodaPunch, and soltys [1252/2482] have team battled Clearcasting, pfoley, and Herb_Tarlek [84/2187] and won! 1 day, 10:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 00:23:47] Herb_Tarlek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:11:45 from level 88.
[04/30/21 23:41:43] MELOONi, xonic, and blackroot [712/1953] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Zyphyr, and idlerpgww [2269/2464] and lost! 2 days, 20:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/21 01:46:43] Herb_Tarlek got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:07 towards level 88.
[05/02/21 21:44:08] AsmDemon, Scar3cr0w, and theZoMBiE [1326/1947] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Mars, and MetaNova [103/3298] and won! 1 day, 09:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 09:47:22] Pici, AbacusAvenger, and TheSilentLink [2060/2939] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, elf, and androphius [1908/3074] and won! 5 days, 08:30:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 18:12:15] Herb_Tarlek [639/933] has challenged Andries [284/987] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:06:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/06/21 01:52:50] Eldoreth, canton7, and bigtrees [778/3197] have team battled Bradicus, Herb_Tarlek, and xonic [2057/2816] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/21 14:44:36] Herb_Tarlek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Herb_Tarlek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/21 22:43:24] algernon [285/1056] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [547/926] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:44:21 is added to algernon's clock.
[05/07/21 19:39:58] Herb_Tarlek [621/926] has come upon borsin [1005/1082] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:28:34 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/07/21 22:55:54] Herb_Tarlek [684/926] has come upon tmberg [724/1620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:41:06 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/08/21 21:10:09] Heisenberg, elbie, and MELOONi [1045/2795] have team battled buksi, Misza, and Herb_Tarlek [3030/3512] and lost! 1 day, 20:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 12:51:07] Herb_Tarlek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:35 towards level 88.
[05/09/21 14:46:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Herb_Tarlek with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:01:03 from level 88.
[05/09/21 17:53:29] Herb_Tarlek was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:55:09 from level 88.
[05/11/21 07:57:42] trashicus, jayvee, and Herb_Tarlek [1036/2065] have team battled aismallard, xonic, and Globalirc [2051/2722] and lost! 0 days, 16:23:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 16:02:08] TimWolla, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1474/2447] have team battled popey, Reilly, and LukeLR [1936/2179] and lost! 1 day, 09:06:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 04:39:13] Herb_Tarlek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:40 towards level 88.
[05/12/21 22:36:58] Ttech, dartainus, and Forud [3136/3931] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, xonic, and TheSilentLink [2122/2360] and won! 2 days, 05:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 07:58:46] talisein [188/430] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [557/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to talisein's clock.
[05/13/21 16:26:47] hax404 [31/32] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [326/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:33 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/14/21 01:11:45] popey [115/476] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [320/926] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to popey's clock.
[05/14/21 14:45:29] yano [395/651] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [739/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:04:53 is added to yano's clock.
[05/15/21 20:32:55] phraktyl, Pontuzz, and Herb_Tarlek [1697/2386] have team battled maligned, LordBanana, and dindinx [2612/2745] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/21 23:54:36] vegadark, idlerpgww, and misha [2263/2382] have team battled kenyon, Herb_Tarlek, and TheSilentLink [1453/2216] and won! 0 days, 06:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 02:20:11] Herb_Tarlek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:41 towards level 88.
[05/16/21 02:32:20] Herb_Tarlek [627/926] has come upon tccki [234/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:48:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/16/21 22:03:58] Herb_Tarlek, caeli1, and HeavyPodda [356/2468] have team battled sheu, popey, and buksi [653/2477] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/21 01:24:05] Herb_Tarlek [745/926] has challenged bisco [588/1404] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:28 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/17/21 11:50:24] Herb_Tarlek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:11 towards level 88.
[05/17/21 16:30:36] xayto, eroc1990, and Herb_Tarlek [924/2147] have team battled Notir, TimWolla, and tms [78/2442] and won! 0 days, 04:42:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 11:22:46] Herb_Tarlek [418/926] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [360/1331] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:05:16 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/19/21 04:38:10] Herb_Tarlek misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:53:29 from level 89.
[05/19/21 15:42:55] simple [124/1155] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [139/926] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:27:09 is added to simple's clock.