Player Info

User: J
Class: InfoTron
Admin?: No
Level: 69
Next level: 10 days, 11:18:28
Status: Offline
Host: UltraKiller!~pi@84.241.242.54
Account Created: Sat Feb 4 12:52:28 2017
Last login: Wed Dec 23 23:46:15 2020
Total time idled: 566 days, 05:10:45
Current position: [498,11]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 33
boots: 40
charm: 42
gloves: 37
helm: 70 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 20
ring: 72 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 21
tunic: 99 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 187 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 621

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 3 days, 03:26:26
nick: 2 days, 22:43:13
part: 2 days, 17:42:13
quest: 9 days, 19:57:56
quit: 135 days, 09:22:09

total: 154 days, 01:11:57

Character Modifiers

[02/04/17 15:22:19] J [14/25] has challenged SchrodingersScat [62/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to J's clock.
[02/04/17 16:36:18] J [5/35] has challenged Mirc0p [467/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to J's clock.
[02/05/17 04:36:09] J slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! J's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/17 04:45:49] J [27/38] has challenged bootdisk [238/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to J's clock.
[02/05/17 07:34:33] J [34/72] has challenged vrillusions [904/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to J's clock.
[02/05/17 08:40:27] J [5/91] has challenged everbrew [433/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to J's clock.
[02/05/17 09:54:48] J [4/96] has challenged IdleMaster [158/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to J's clock.
[02/05/17 14:42:52] J [73/145] has challenged borsin [304/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to J's clock.
[02/06/17 03:30:28] J [74/154] has challenged Lemelisk [590/1147] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to J's clock.
[02/06/17 03:47:03] J was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:07 towards level 20.
[02/06/17 06:19:53] J [62/156] has challenged JensRex [122/780] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to J's clock.
[02/06/17 09:06:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 0 days, 00:02:58 toward level 21.
[02/06/17 10:18:35] J [164/169] has come upon Pithlit [295/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:52 is added to J's clock.
[02/06/17 20:32:10] everbrew, Brainiac, and Pithlit [75/1973] have team battled Milquetoast, J, and Misza [744/2046] and lost! 1 day, 09:32:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 21:52:36] J has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:18 from level 24.
[02/06/17 23:57:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 0 days, 00:04:17 toward level 24.
[02/07/17 00:02:32] J [38/178] has challenged Adar [357/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to J's clock.
[02/07/17 06:33:40] J [57/183] has challenged Chuck [388/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to J's clock.
[02/07/17 12:00:45] Everyman, J, and PersonalJ [335/1619] have team battled Str1ngS, petrichor, and Meta [2054/2082] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 13:30:42] Grums [255/354] has come upon J [47/183] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:28:04 is removed from Grums's clock.
[02/07/17 14:22:52] J [150/183] has challenged robox [228/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to J's clock.
[02/07/17 23:02:28] J [192/202] has challenged Everyman [583/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to J's clock.
[02/08/17 08:59:33] J [41/232] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [244/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to J's clock.
[02/08/17 23:59:13] J [136/232] has challenged irix [881/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to J's clock.
[02/09/17 02:23:13] J [106/232] has come upon irix [502/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:31 is added to J's clock.
[02/09/17 08:59:08] Hydrogenum [306/439] has come upon J [36/232] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:36:39 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[02/09/17 13:23:38] Gizmokid2005 [335/780] has come upon J [101/255] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:21:58 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/09/17 15:39:15] J [9/271] has challenged awgh [330/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to J's clock.
[02/10/17 05:18:34] J [191/272] has challenged kenyon [1037/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to J's clock.
[02/11/17 03:09:29] J [137/272] has challenged lipek [443/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to J's clock.
[02/11/17 15:05:05] ville [91/798] has challenged J [232/272] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:44:23 is added to ville's clock.
[02/11/17 23:34:22] Zye [194/725] has come upon J [118/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:42:15 is removed from Zye's clock.
[02/12/17 00:31:46] J [143/292] has challenged Bkid [674/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to J's clock.
[02/12/17 13:12:34] Gizmokid2005 [451/780] has challenged J [275/292] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:08:43 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/12/17 13:58:53] blizgerg, J, and TauPan [182/1436] have team battled awgh, WallIdl, and Crazycatlady [429/1667] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/17 01:49:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 0 days, 02:10:29 toward level 34.
[02/13/17 03:36:42] J [284/292] has challenged Lemelisk [224/1147] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from J's clock.
[02/13/17 04:40:41] nisa [10/41] has challenged J [131/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to nisa's clock.
[02/13/17 20:42:38] J and Goodkat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/17 05:50:56] J [205/305] has challenged IndigoTiger [703/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to J's clock.
[02/15/17 17:59:48] J [123/305] has challenged dclaw123 [412/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to J's clock.
[02/15/17 22:35:55] J and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 18:54:36] dclaw123, J, and kline [1152/1515] have team battled simple, fwilson, and allo [417/1928] and won! 0 days, 02:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 19:04:27] J found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:40 towards level 37.
[02/17/17 03:25:03] J [280/317] has challenged Syloq [270/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from J's clock.
[02/18/17 12:42:16] J [257/341] has challenged Iri [177/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from J's clock.
[02/19/17 03:45:22] J sharpened the edge of his weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/17 12:22:29] basepi [57/846] has come upon J [202/345] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:55:41 is added to basepi's clock.
[02/19/17 21:15:58] J died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:20 from level 39.
[02/19/17 23:41:22] theemstra [200/722] has come upon J [187/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:01:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/20/17 07:09:00] J [0/345] has challenged sjefen6 [85/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to J's clock.
[02/20/17 08:31:08] J and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 12:42:34] BronyDee [372/577] has come upon J [71/345] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:53:53 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[02/21/17 04:58:44] J and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 10:40:51] J [83/345] has come upon Mateusz [195/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:47 is added to J's clock.
[02/23/17 05:56:57] RBecker and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/17 12:02:22] J [64/416] has challenged Satoshi [194/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to J's clock.
[02/24/17 01:04:53] J died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:34 from level 41.
[02/24/17 23:20:03] Heisenberg [169/854] has come upon J [51/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/25/17 12:26:20] agrajag, SchrodingersScat, and Euronur [1627/2262] have team battled theZoMBiE, J, and Realmy [570/2402] and won! 0 days, 14:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 12:35:20] El_Sobaka [172/225] has come upon J [273/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:55 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/26/17 12:58:56] Lemelisk [582/1147] has challenged J [109/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:50 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/26/17 15:40:24] J [158/416] has challenged Satoshi [633/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to J's clock.
[02/27/17 04:36:03] J and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 16:51:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 0 days, 03:09:35 toward level 42.
[02/28/17 01:34:04] dodobrain [705/875] has come upon J [207/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:42:04 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[02/28/17 22:04:28] J and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 22:19:07] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 03:03:50] El_Sobaka [214/257] has challenged J [264/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/01/17 04:58:55] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:22 towards level 42.
[03/01/17 14:21:55] J [84/416] has challenged jstg [541/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to J's clock.
[03/01/17 20:27:22] El_Sobaka [22/257] has come upon J [232/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:22 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/02/17 01:50:45] Cameron_D [246/1393] has come upon J [193/416] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:14:34 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/04/17 09:37:17] J [196/416] has come upon LordH [520/1013] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:23 is added to J's clock.
[03/05/17 12:29:46] theZoMBiE, Sundance, and brycec [2244/2411] have team battled MadMan, soltys, and J [960/1890] and won! 0 days, 00:20:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 15:31:32] Agent86 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 16:47:08] J [249/478] has challenged dwfreed [260/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to J's clock.
[03/06/17 11:04:02] Adar, J, and unicron [965/1776] have team battled Brainiac, SchrodingersScat, and stonehammer [139/2392] and won! 0 days, 18:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 17:30:20] J was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:34 from level 44.
[03/09/17 04:21:00] PiotrekD [563/679] has challenged J [435/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:46:54 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/09/17 22:05:52] J [468/478] has challenged allo [278/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:27 is removed from J's clock.
[03/10/17 13:45:29] NoodleCake [85/788] has come upon J [181/478] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:05:08 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[03/11/17 10:47:57] Schmolar [91/220] has challenged J [226/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Schmolar's clock.
[03/11/17 19:43:21] PiotrekD [669/679] has challenged J [255/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:49 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/14/17 05:51:13] J stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:39 towards level 45.
[03/14/17 11:24:03] Sixbierehomme and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/17 19:46:26] freeboson, damyan, and Zaratustra [2355/2782] have team battled J, Agent86, and Killerkid [1127/1998] and won! 6 days, 01:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/17 23:55:18] J [165/478] has challenged arlen [657/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to J's clock.
[03/15/17 07:54:56] arlen, J, and pixelate [89/1842] have team battled ohnx, dclaw123, and AbacusAvenger [353/2093] and lost! 1 day, 03:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 12:14:06] J [72/478] has challenged rxcomm [43/804] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:46 is removed from J's clock.
[03/16/17 07:06:50] J reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! J's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/17 10:27:05] J had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:35 towards level 46.
[03/16/17 20:58:00] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 02:26:38] manish17xxx, dwfreed, and Avocet [507/1021] have team battled J, AbrahamLinksys, and shymega [1058/1685] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 09:16:42] J [431/480] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [980/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:54 is added to J's clock.
[03/19/17 16:00:54] RedW, kensington, and Gizmokid2005 [1277/2095] have team battled SchrodingersScat, J, and MetaNova [1175/1692] and won! 0 days, 07:17:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 03:39:50] J caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:46 towards level 46.
[03/20/17 14:56:20] J found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:30 towards level 46.
[03/20/17 20:14:49] J [99/480] has challenged Andries [427/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to J's clock.
[03/20/17 23:18:33] J and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 20:12:58] Socks [22/251] has challenged J [268/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Socks's clock.
[03/23/17 06:10:50] Misza [60/932] has come upon J [332/480] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:55:47 is added to Misza's clock.
[03/24/17 17:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 2 days, 01:14:03 toward level 47.
[03/25/17 02:38:36] zid, holloway, and J [1496/2116] have team battled Sailor_Venus, Bokkie, and Sprort [991/1487] and won! 0 days, 03:12:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 15:04:21] agrajag [153/884] has challenged J [361/480] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:00:09 is added to agrajag's clock.
[03/25/17 15:26:53] J [268/498] has challenged kenyon [685/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to J's clock.
[03/26/17 09:42:51] J [276/498] has come upon SchrodingersScat [791/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:58:29 is added to J's clock.
[03/26/17 22:09:37] himuraken, Grums, and Birdbones [881/1882] have team battled allo, J, and PriceChild [1012/1624] and lost! 1 day, 08:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 22:29:04] J found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:48 towards level 48.
[03/27/17 11:08:40] J spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! J's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/17 11:31:03] Satoshi [115/786] has challenged J [429/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:55:32 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/27/17 13:49:50] J bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:58 towards level 48.
[03/30/17 07:30:29] Grums [366/416] has come upon J [377/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:38 is added to Grums's clock.
[03/30/17 08:43:41] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:04 towards level 48.
[03/31/17 12:04:32] Agent86 [301/586] has challenged J [110/487] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:24 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[03/31/17 13:29:48] J stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:20 towards level 48.
[03/31/17 16:11:31] ville, Fluttershy, and Reilly [1043/1974] have team battled Avocet, J, and freeboson [385/1638] and won! 1 day, 10:45:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 01:58:47] WallIdl [39/833] has come upon J [75/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:33 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/01/17 03:00:17] WallIdl [200/833] has come upon J [284/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:44 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/02/17 08:40:03] J [505/508] has challenged Mateusz [321/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:19:02 is removed from J's clock.
[04/03/17 03:24:24] J [497/508] has challenged Euronur [570/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:25:17 is added to J's clock.
[04/03/17 04:17:03] J was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:25 towards level 49.
[04/03/17 18:47:31] Opie [606/776] has come upon J [146/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:12:16 is removed from Opie's clock.
[04/05/17 16:23:27] J fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! J's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/17 20:30:52] J and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 04:47:19] awgh [87/443] has challenged J [132/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:00 is added to awgh's clock.
[04/07/17 00:30:16] J bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:10 towards level 49.
[04/07/17 23:19:38] RistoUuranmaki [347/724] has come upon J [442/501] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:00:07 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/08/17 12:18:11] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:21 towards level 49.
[04/08/17 21:57:22] J [130/509] has challenged Satoshi [692/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to J's clock.
[04/09/17 07:04:43] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 02:25:47] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:26 towards level 50.
[04/10/17 06:20:34] osannatas [553/620] has challenged J [20/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:36 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[04/10/17 06:20:34] osannatas has dealt J a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:02:14 is added to J's clock.
[04/15/17 01:07:44] popey [13/195] has challenged J [313/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to popey's clock.
[04/16/17 03:53:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 4 days, 05:27:09 toward level 50.
[04/16/17 13:26:18] J [7/509] has come upon pfoley [273/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:35 is added to J's clock.
[04/17/17 02:28:05] J [48/509] has challenged everbrew [322/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:36 is added to J's clock.
[04/17/17 10:29:10] J and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 03:29:16] Cypher, unicron, and droogie [2379/2634] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, holloway, and J [446/1993] and won! 1 day, 08:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 06:43:31] J [122/526] has challenged sjefen6 [234/408] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to J's clock.
[04/18/17 22:25:23] SlowRiot [423/944] has come upon J [431/526] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:38:41 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/19/17 01:57:10] Crazycatlady [527/559] has come upon J [218/526] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:32:25 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/19/17 05:44:39] grdryn [374/392] has come upon J [261/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:33:02 is removed from grdryn's clock.
[04/19/17 21:38:08] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:42 towards level 51.
[04/20/17 02:02:21] J and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/17 04:58:19] J [375/526] has challenged Sailor_Venus [263/703] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:41 is removed from J's clock.
[04/20/17 17:25:27] J ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:08:45 from level 51.
[04/20/17 18:04:31] Bl4ckC0r3, Milquetoast, and ToHellWithGA [1102/1796] have team battled unicron, petrichor, and J [712/2005] and won! 0 days, 01:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 00:31:34] Xethron [813/822] has come upon J [477/526] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:08:24 is removed from Xethron's clock.
[04/21/17 13:27:58] awgh, Sailor_Venus, and Agent86 [528/1745] have team battled woonack, CornFly, and J [865/1891] and lost! 1 day, 11:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/17 15:24:56] allo, vox, and jenksy [691/2486] have team battled awgh, bootdisk, and J [812/1628] and lost! 1 day, 04:13:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/17 14:19:29] J [333/526] has challenged Lemelisk [140/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:41:37 is removed from J's clock.
[04/23/17 10:48:24] yano [317/431] has come upon J [10/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:26:42 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/24/17 14:22:54] J found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:54 towards level 51.
[04/24/17 19:01:08] lipek [629/1188] has come upon J [300/526] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:09 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/24/17 23:26:51] J and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/17 02:52:49] J, Firien, and shymega [1191/1846] have team battled Fattyeater, mordac, and blizgerg [315/2219] and won! 0 days, 07:26:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 10:12:44] keepermurf, Killerkid, and Socks [179/2141] have team battled Lnk, canton7, and J [96/1743] and won! 0 days, 03:01:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 19:14:35] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:41 towards level 51.
[04/27/17 01:48:30] J [175/526] has challenged arlen [262/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to J's clock.
[04/27/17 09:57:43] Opie [732/776] has come upon J [105/526] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:17:16 is removed from Opie's clock.
[04/27/17 09:57:43] Opie has dealt J a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:11:11 is added to J's clock.
[04/29/17 12:29:02] Mrs.BigHead [214/573] has come upon J [420/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:34 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[04/30/17 04:30:14] Lnk [360/390] has challenged J [330/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/30/17 14:37:41] sjefen6, J, and agrajag [40/1792] have team battled dclaw123, Tenorman, and pfoley [2169/2540] and lost! 2 days, 14:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/17 05:08:55] AbacusAvenger, Hydrogenum, and J [143/1829] have team battled Sundance, Beavis, and kline [1763/2214] and lost! 2 days, 21:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 23:33:45] idlerpgww [438/502] has come upon J [423/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:49:13 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[05/04/17 09:42:51] J broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:13:32 from level 52.
[05/04/17 21:12:27] J caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:59 towards level 52.
[05/05/17 03:10:55] liara [319/393] has challenged J [496/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to liara's clock.
[05/05/17 10:16:13] J had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:54 towards level 52.
[05/06/17 01:06:54] Fluttershy [248/882] has come upon J [405/526] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:38:56 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[05/06/17 17:03:24] ncarl747 [76/702] has challenged J [304/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[05/06/17 19:21:00] J caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:44 towards level 52.
[05/06/17 22:41:22] Realmy, Xethron, and J [88/2393] have team battled SudoKing, Frogging101, and ruan [1108/1808] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 15:14:16] J hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:29 towards level 52.
[05/08/17 15:56:38] J was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:40:21 from level 52.
[05/08/17 23:57:21] TauPan and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 22:00:07] J and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 10:26:37] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:50 towards level 52.
[05/11/17 16:38:59] osannatas, J, and PiotrekD [1683/1810] have team battled dodobrain, bootdisk, and vox [2214/2596] and lost! 1 day, 03:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 12:10:39] J was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:13:52 from level 52.
[05/13/17 00:18:20] J spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! J's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/17 11:51:35] J saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:33 from level 52.
[05/13/17 16:02:33] Cuttlefish, suterismus, and Lios [814/2343] have team battled Lnk, J, and simple [71/1906] and won! 0 days, 00:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 06:38:31] kenyon, J, and pfoley [2035/2079] have team battled Firien, arlen, and MetaNova [695/2078] and won! 0 days, 04:08:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 11:53:22] J and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 23:40:01] MadHatter [28/510] has come upon J [326/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:02:14 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/15/17 03:26:24] J grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:36 towards level 52.
[05/15/17 05:51:11] J [392/517] has come upon LegendaryQ [131/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:12:20 is removed from J's clock.
[05/16/17 10:22:16] soltys, J, and rharwood [531/1703] have team battled yawgmoth, GilbertErik, and hannesenator [291/2154] and won! 0 days, 10:48:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 12:35:12] J and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 20:52:00] J and NoodleCake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 22:16:06] J bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:50 towards level 52.
[05/17/17 03:47:51] J [290/517] has challenged alexj [372/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:30 is added to J's clock.
[05/17/17 21:41:11] J [15/517] has challenged tspange [87/819] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to J's clock.
[05/17/17 21:51:49] J [312/517] has challenged Opie [700/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:57:28 is added to J's clock.
[05/17/17 22:52:01] J [496/517] has challenged hannesenator [811/951] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:57:13 is added to J's clock.
[05/18/17 21:21:13] J tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:31:32 towards level 53.
[05/19/17 03:07:33] J walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:50:45 from level 53.
[05/20/17 05:45:34] Pici [964/987] has come upon J [280/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:08:35 is removed from Pici's clock.
[05/20/17 10:51:03] mordac, J, and damyan [1872/2406] have team battled Zye, yasdorian, and AbacusAvenger [228/2201] and won! 0 days, 10:26:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 18:07:16] J [157/517] has challenged Mirc0p [292/541] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:59:06 is added to J's clock.
[05/21/17 04:15:16] Woona [394/888] has come upon J [453/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:26:41 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/21/17 23:39:18] PiotrekD [36/642] has come upon J [370/517] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:51:43 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/22/17 04:14:43] J [333/517] has challenged theemstra [427/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:16:28 is added to J's clock.
[05/22/17 16:10:11] CornFly [395/960] has come upon J [311/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:17:11 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/23/17 18:31:16] J gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:54 towards level 53.
[05/24/17 00:41:13] holloway, SynthesizerPatel, and rxcomm [246/2625] have team battled J, Mithkabob, and Grums [1446/1546] and lost! 2 days, 15:42:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 00:29:40] Adar [198/564] has challenged J [309/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:06:43 is added to Adar's clock.
[05/25/17 05:30:50] J [481/517] has challenged woonack [152/469] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:05:30 is removed from J's clock.
[05/26/17 06:07:11] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 04:01:09] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 07:02:31] J [407/517] has come upon holloway [224/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:56:02 is removed from J's clock.
[05/29/17 19:46:30] J was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:33 towards level 53.
[05/30/17 08:45:24] AncalagonThBlack [554/629] has come upon J [120/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:56:33 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/30/17 14:28:57] vegadark, Ttech, and robox [373/2663] have team battled Azerothian, Fluttershy, and J [300/1683] and won! 8 days, 03:53:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 18:20:11] Gatewayy, astrutt, and J [1168/1657] have team battled Bl4ckC0r3, Crazycatlady, and jstg [494/1687] and won! 0 days, 10:42:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 23:39:19] Eldoreth [819/848] has come upon J [497/517] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:39:56 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/31/17 07:54:40] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:34 towards level 53.
[06/02/17 06:26:59] glook [498/585] has challenged J [119/517] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from glook's clock.
[06/02/17 10:27:26] J [312/517] has challenged arlen [366/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:56 is added to J's clock.
[06/02/17 19:00:40] nickware [109/549] has come upon J [18/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:55:47 is removed from nickware's clock.
[06/04/17 02:57:48] J [61/517] has challenged bootdisk [267/649] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to J's clock.
[06/04/17 14:07:42] J misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:49:25 from level 54.
[06/06/17 13:48:23] RistoUuranmaki, Nofew, and MrGlass [233/2638] have team battled J, simple, and WallIdl [401/2191] and lost! 5 days, 17:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/17 16:37:03] godog [157/686] has come upon J [407/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:30:05 is added to godog's clock.
[06/08/17 02:36:05] Cypher [133/1018] has come upon J [304/517] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:43:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/08/17 09:49:10] J got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:57:46 from level 54.
[06/08/17 17:29:18] Antium [50/195] has challenged J [276/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Antium's clock.
[06/09/17 07:43:06] J EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:56:00 from level 54.
[06/10/17 20:59:00] J [46/517] has challenged AbacusAvenger [733/874] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:18:51 is added to J's clock.
[06/10/17 23:45:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 1 day, 04:24:07 toward level 54.
[06/11/17 16:55:10] J [196/517] has come upon AbacusAvenger [224/874] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:30:07 is added to J's clock.
[06/11/17 21:49:31] J [114/517] has come upon Gatewayy [250/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:31:32 is added to J's clock.
[06/13/17 03:32:08] J, dclaw123, and XJR-9 [432/2095] have team battled Crazycatlady, PiotrekD, and HeavyPodda [1848/2161] and lost! 0 days, 14:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/17 18:55:09] kline [98/464] has come upon J [8/517] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:10:12 is removed from kline's clock.
[06/14/17 11:45:01] Jareeta [410/1131] has come upon J [144/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:05:39 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[06/16/17 13:20:04] SudoKing [401/731] has come upon J [299/517] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:29:52 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[06/17/17 08:27:22] idlerpgww [421/508] has challenged J [302/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[06/17/17 08:27:22] In the fierce battle, J dropped his level 70 ring! idlerpgww picks it up, tossing his old level 60 ring to J.
[06/17/17 19:57:01] Cameron_D, J, and Asara [2863/3118] have team battled Euronur, bl4ckscor3, and manish17xxx [1810/1936] and won! 1 day, 12:16:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 21:18:20] Ephod [3/141] has challenged J [25/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/17/17 22:54:40] J and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/17 06:41:43] unicron, PinkiePie, and prime [161/1944] have team battled kinopu, J, and shymega [679/1596] and lost! 2 days, 16:15:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 02:12:19] Socks [459/579] has come upon J [68/506] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:25:27 is removed from Socks's clock.
[06/24/17 09:41:40] J broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:40 from level 54.
[06/24/17 11:29:36] J and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 21:36:42] MetaNova [508/585] has challenged J [342/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:24 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/26/17 09:14:04] J [280/506] has challenged elbie [406/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:32 is added to J's clock.
[06/26/17 22:16:10] Adar [206/547] has challenged J [352/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:55 is added to Adar's clock.
[06/27/17 16:11:51] J and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 21:44:35] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:43 towards level 54.
[06/28/17 14:27:02] J [14/506] has challenged Iri [415/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:30 is added to J's clock.
[06/28/17 22:00:57] J and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/17 08:03:49] J and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 01:34:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed J with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:25:11 from level 54.
[07/01/17 05:59:00] J and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 18:43:52] kenyon, sigmg, and J [704/1696] have team battled Heisenberg, bootdisk, and Brainiac [1881/2330] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 02:55:18] Avon [1228/1240] has come upon J [184/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:37:37 is removed from Avon's clock.
[07/02/17 04:51:03] kork [166/278] has come upon J [133/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:47:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/04/17 04:39:44] Ironhoof, J, TauPan, and JensRex have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/17 04:56:08] J found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:28 towards level 54.
[07/04/17 17:54:18] J [14/506] has challenged Woona [131/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to J's clock.
[07/04/17 20:51:51] J [400/506] has challenged uhmmm [127/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:03:24 is removed from J's clock.
[07/05/17 23:56:02] pants [154/734] has challenged J [260/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:56 is added to pants's clock.
[07/06/17 16:08:50] J, Atan, and osannatas [245/1697] have team battled TauPan, dan, and ncarl747 [1105/1498] and lost! 1 day, 21:36:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/17 23:59:53] J [52/506] has challenged Furry [201/641] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:47:04 is added to J's clock.
[07/07/17 02:32:43] J was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:06:24 from level 55.
[07/07/17 05:00:42] J [314/506] has challenged Majak [280/589] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:56:50 is removed from J's clock.
[07/08/17 19:20:16] tmberg [230/880] has come upon J [73/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:29:26 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/08/17 22:33:12] kenyon [287/707] has come upon J [99/506] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:21:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/09/17 16:10:08] neurospex [403/1222] has challenged J [494/506] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:29 is added to neurospex's clock.
[07/10/17 00:11:24] Satoshi [463/757] has challenged J [132/506] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:12:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/11/17 10:27:26] csssuf, adamchainz, and J [171/1132] have team battled vox, Boohbah, and grdryn [359/2416] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 21:13:53] qbit, J, and PriceChild [590/1894] have team battled Andries, shandor, and irix [1917/2400] and lost! 2 days, 21:19:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/17 05:23:48] SpikeX, MJ94, and J [1820/1835] have team battled glorgamitch, grdryn, and Milquetoast [775/2031] and won! 0 days, 20:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 05:39:02] J [325/506] has come upon yasdorian [337/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:31:40 is added to J's clock.
[07/12/17 19:42:52] J fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:55:25 from level 55.
[07/13/17 16:20:40] J [60/506] has come upon Milquetoast [143/909] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:17:13 is added to J's clock.
[07/14/17 21:09:15] J and glook have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 22:51:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed J with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 15:34:32 from level 55.
[07/15/17 06:40:15] Pici [547/992] has challenged J [316/506] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:57:48 is removed from Pici's clock.
[07/15/17 08:40:34] damyan [296/748] has challenged J [164/506] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:46:19 is removed from damyan's clock.
[07/16/17 00:26:25] godog and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 03:26:34] AngryParsley [67/999] has come upon J [202/506] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:26:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/16/17 12:48:08] h00k, allo, and qbit [1631/2070] have team battled J, Heisenberg, and Misza [1213/2591] and won! 2 days, 05:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/17 02:57:11] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:34 towards level 55.
[07/17/17 18:33:20] J was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:45:20 from level 55.
[07/18/17 10:26:29] J EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:23:24 from level 55.
[07/19/17 01:42:01] lipek, simple, and RBecker [653/2855] have team battled dodobrain, J, and RistoUuranmaki [1005/2109] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/17 22:46:00] yano, SpikeX, and yasdorian [1120/1385] have team battled Geela, hannesenator, and J [1447/1861] and lost! 2 days, 08:18:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 15:29:34] tmberg, yasdorian, and darkmage [11/2384] have team battled CoffeeMonster, J, and Pici [1343/1908] and lost! 2 days, 08:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 02:32:04] Geela [153/227] has challenged J [503/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/21/17 17:37:07] J fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:45 from level 55.
[07/21/17 17:37:55] soltys [262/541] has come upon J [262/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:53 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/22/17 07:25:34] loomysh [25/242] has challenged J [316/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to loomysh's clock.
[07/22/17 09:24:01] MrGlass [582/798] has challenged J [405/506] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[07/22/17 16:26:52] Agent86 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 19:36:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed J with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 13:27:42 from level 55.
[07/23/17 02:13:22] WallIdl and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 07:23:13] J [414/506] has come upon holloway [503/771] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:13:46 is added to J's clock.
[07/24/17 13:49:35] J invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:16:50 towards level 55.
[07/24/17 16:47:29] arlen, shawn0, and imr [106/1448] have team battled soltys, J, and MadMan [1786/2038] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 18:33:15] J [103/506] has come upon qbit [229/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:25:04 is added to J's clock.
[07/26/17 00:14:12] Nofew [561/1125] has come upon J [191/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:06:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/17 00:15:46] Nofew [728/1125] has come upon J [369/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/17 09:29:34] J lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:46:12 from level 55.
[07/26/17 10:59:17] J learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:29 towards level 55.
[07/27/17 05:23:26] J learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:23 towards level 55.
[07/27/17 10:38:09] MetaNova, idisjunction, and basepi [564/2474] have team battled J, Furry, and Bkid [672/1940] and lost! 1 day, 11:32:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/17 17:03:10] J was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:28:58 from level 55.
[07/27/17 20:34:57] J was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:13:00 from level 55.
[07/28/17 10:44:59] AbacusAvenger [54/869] has challenged J [288/506] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[07/28/17 13:14:56] J was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:40 towards level 55.
[07/28/17 15:17:24] J was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:54:57 from level 55.
[07/29/17 08:18:08] J [296/506] has come upon idisjunction [588/873] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:52:53 is added to J's clock.
[07/29/17 11:58:53] Brainiac, Firien, J, and ruan have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 20:28:50] Fluttershy [599/864] has challenged J [217/506] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:58:03 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[07/29/17 21:45:01] V`ger [183/269] has challenged J [198/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to V`ger's clock.
[07/30/17 00:40:59] J ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:13:46 from level 55.
[07/30/17 12:41:09] J [156/506] has challenged Bradicus [299/643] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:56:19 is added to J's clock.
[07/30/17 19:19:01] damyan, DalaiLamer, and J [965/1504] have team battled vegadark, abra0, and NoodleCake [1076/2292] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 09:15:39] Zoddo [32/721] has come upon J [334/506] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:44:06 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[07/31/17 10:44:51] Pici [140/992] has challenged J [78/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:54:11 is removed from Pici's clock.
[08/01/17 00:20:03] J had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:30 towards level 55.
[08/01/17 09:40:52] SirMonkeybox and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 10:52:23] CoffeeMonster [291/479] has come upon J [458/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:08 is added to CoffeeMonster's clock.
[08/01/17 22:23:42] qbit [676/720] has come upon J [425/506] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:36:41 is removed from qbit's clock.
[08/02/17 06:23:43] Avocet, bender, and J [997/1509] have team battled meffe, Woona, and yasdorian [1338/1674] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 15:04:27] Dork_Knight, J, and csssuf [231/1187] have team battled Zoddo, MrGlass, and theZoMBiE [278/2503] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 16:05:09] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:05 towards level 55.
[08/06/17 10:59:28] IdleMaster [359/573] has come upon J [496/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:57:33 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/06/17 12:35:05] abra0 [832/959] has come upon J [269/506] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:44:41 is removed from abra0's clock.
[08/06/17 21:49:24] WallIdl and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 04:18:50] vox, Killerkid, and J [730/2267] have team battled Azerothian, lipek, and MetaNova [9/2325] and won! 1 day, 23:19:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 07:20:26] brendan, Skyie, and djm [699/2396] have team battled J, Majak, and xit [384/1453] and won! 0 days, 11:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 12:34:40] max and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 13:52:14] J was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:17 towards level 55.
[08/08/17 16:59:00] Ttech, J, and Boohbah [2338/2813] have team battled sasaniak, Brainiac, and kenyon [1526/1901] and won! 1 day, 01:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/17 04:56:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 0 days, 18:08:08 toward level 55.
[08/12/17 03:05:52] JuanMaestro, J, Jareeta, and KingQuackers have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/17 07:06:22] J burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! J's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/17 07:45:28] J [758/765] has challenged Andries [169/749] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:07:11 is removed from J's clock.
[08/12/17 11:37:54] J tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:32 towards level 56.
[08/12/17 23:50:04] J [313/765] has come upon ncarl747 [520/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:23:26 is added to J's clock.
[08/13/17 08:40:09] max [471/749] has come upon J [717/765] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:19:09 is added to max's clock.
[08/14/17 23:56:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 11 days, 06:12:06 toward level 56.
[08/15/17 00:04:44] V`ger [195/384] has come upon J [410/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:50 is added to V`ger's clock.
[08/15/17 05:46:07] dodobrain [678/855] has challenged J [448/765] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:16:23 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[08/16/17 04:11:39] Ttech [303/1539] has come upon J [326/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:27:00 is added to Ttech's clock.
[08/18/17 04:02:33] ville [121/726] has challenged J [567/765] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:30:02 is added to ville's clock.
[08/18/17 13:07:16] Dork_Knight, J, and Atan [679/1653] have team battled tspange, Furry, and SlowRiot [232/2385] and won! 0 days, 15:30:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/17 20:54:17] J [629/765] has come upon unicron [779/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:23 is added to J's clock.
[08/19/17 17:28:38] Skyie, pfoley, and Khorne [205/1696] have team battled vox, XenGi, and J [1491/2789] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 22:25:48] dwfreed [177/517] has come upon J [489/765] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:04:33 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/20/17 00:51:37] Sticky [242/254] has challenged J [719/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Sticky's clock.
[08/20/17 07:10:02] arlen and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 09:52:34] JoshuaACasey [33/250] has challenged J [459/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to JoshuaACasey's clock.
[08/21/17 06:42:16] Chrizby [62/79] has challenged J [764/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Chrizby's clock.
[08/21/17 16:57:13] J met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:09 from level 56.
[08/23/17 07:38:53] J [253/767] has challenged ruan [23/536] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from J's clock.
[08/23/17 18:24:57] J [652/767] has challenged Skyie [436/642] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:51:38 is removed from J's clock.
[08/24/17 00:45:59] Elgo stole J's level 41 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Elgo leaves his old level 37 pair of gloves behind, which J then takes.
[08/24/17 03:10:02] Boohbah, pfoley, and Evrial [1700/2041] have team battled ruan, J, and theZoMBiE [973/2305] and won! 2 days, 10:07:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 17:30:16] J and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/17 18:33:04] Andries [424/753] has challenged J [269/771] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:25:52 is removed from Andries's clock.
[08/26/17 09:28:24] Syloq [347/471] has come upon J [556/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:46:25 is added to Syloq's clock.
[08/26/17 18:50:41] Firien [739/839] has come upon J [528/771] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:10 is removed from Firien's clock.
[08/27/17 15:07:56] DalaiLamer, basepi, and MrGlass [899/2015] have team battled damyan, J, and himuraken [603/2404] and won! 0 days, 03:18:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 02:34:53] J [69/771] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [517/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:16:40 is added to J's clock.
[08/28/17 08:06:28] elbie [313/770] has come upon J [264/771] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:20:36 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/29/17 14:35:20] JuanMaestro [559/636] has come upon J [512/771] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:30:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/30/17 10:06:46] J, Taffer, and Andries [308/2156] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and droogie [711/2862] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 16:30:21] m0shbear [554/770] has come upon J [688/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:26 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[09/01/17 22:25:14] damyan [229/748] has challenged J [271/778] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:54:33 is added to damyan's clock.
[09/02/17 04:15:12] J [709/778] has challenged DalaiLamer [299/354] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:41:32 is removed from J's clock.
[09/02/17 09:49:28] J [158/778] has come upon tmberg [270/890] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:22:23 is added to J's clock.
[09/02/17 10:56:45] J found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:50 towards level 57.
[09/02/17 12:26:45] J was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:06 from level 57.
[09/02/17 13:16:42] damyan [436/748] has challenged J [172/778] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:33:40 is removed from damyan's clock.
[09/03/17 07:10:24] J and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 07:44:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 6 days, 17:22:53 toward level 57.
[09/03/17 15:37:16] J [59/778] has come upon arlen [496/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:31:50 is added to J's clock.
[09/03/17 16:17:47] challene [53/81] has challenged J [3/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:10 is removed from challene's clock.
[09/03/17 17:21:13] RBecker [695/772] has challenged J [581/778] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:41:12 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[09/04/17 03:22:47] TauPan [212/352] has challenged J [335/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:54:35 is added to TauPan's clock.
[09/04/17 09:17:48] Khorne, david, and rxcomm [535/1757] have team battled grdryn, J, and PinkiePie [250/2205] and won! 0 days, 00:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 16:16:31] sigmg, droogie, and J [59/2125] have team battled Gatewayy, Crazycatlady, and dodobrain [290/2324] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/17 23:01:00] Realmy, Zaratustra, and J [382/2925] have team battled soltys, Tenorman, and Meta [1467/2237] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/17 03:33:57] fattrat [795/1211] has come upon J [174/778] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:27:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/06/17 03:30:42] Mars [234/597] has challenged J [638/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:24:05 is added to Mars's clock.
[09/06/17 19:11:33] J, Avocet, and yano [579/2002] have team battled keepermurf, bl4ckscor3, and dodobrain [146/2296] and won! 0 days, 10:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 20:52:39] J [479/778] has come upon Lemelisk [820/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:09:01 is added to J's clock.
[09/08/17 05:38:52] AncalagonThBlack [520/658] has challenged J [529/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:37 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/09/17 02:56:29] PiotrekD and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 03:04:15] J [173/778] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [143/917] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from J's clock.
[09/09/17 08:43:17] J [148/778] has challenged Brady [56/532] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:07:57 is removed from J's clock.
[09/09/17 17:12:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 7 days, 19:28:36 toward level 58.
[09/10/17 03:56:24] J got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:26 from level 58.
[09/11/17 11:54:34] PiotrekD, IdleMaster, and Euronur [167/1934] have team battled KeboDK, hannesenator, and J [2640/3041] and lost! 2 days, 17:00:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/17 04:55:16] J, Iri, and noother [1815/1834] have team battled mustek, Gizmokid2005, and TauPan [1022/2020] and won! 0 days, 00:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 22:04:02] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:05 towards level 58.
[09/15/17 23:09:39] MJ94 [283/921] has challenged J [61/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:12:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/16/17 11:44:38] J was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:35 from level 58.
[09/17/17 12:48:03] Asara, AncalagonThBlack, and Brainiac [1317/2541] have team battled vrillusions, IndigoTiger, and J [1890/2814] and lost! 2 days, 11:25:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/17 14:43:59] kork, Brainiac, and J [1604/1739] have team battled freeboson, Mars, and theZoMBiE [333/2324] and won! 2 days, 02:02:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/17 21:29:05] bender [352/373] has challenged J [200/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:05:42 is removed from bender's clock.
[09/18/17 13:24:43] elf [110/919] has come upon J [134/778] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:02:48 is added to elf's clock.
[09/18/17 23:52:39] HeavyPodda, Asara, and Zye [245/3012] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, crysys, and J [818/1647] and lost! 4 days, 19:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/17 22:28:36] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:24 towards level 58.
[09/22/17 17:11:30] J found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:24 towards level 58.
[09/22/17 22:51:16] J has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:17:07 from level 58.
[09/25/17 02:50:03] J [187/778] has come upon ncarl747 [730/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:29 is added to J's clock.
[10/01/17 03:20:46] J, blind, and Vroomfondel [716/2067] have team battled Mithkabob, Globalirc, and Meta [1364/2190] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/17 07:59:10] J tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:13 towards level 58.
[10/03/17 10:30:43] x0, RBecker, and J [694/1791] have team battled keepermurf, Sundance, and sigmg [1602/2139] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 11:20:58] J and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 13:22:46] sartan, Antium, and SirMonkeybox [903/2491] have team battled J, Mateusz, and MJ94 [318/2553] and won! 0 days, 04:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 21:56:29] J [740/778] has challenged Lnk [529/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:26 is removed from J's clock.
[10/05/17 04:47:18] J was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:17 towards level 58.
[10/07/17 00:44:02] J [297/778] has challenged kensington [290/959] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from J's clock.
[10/07/17 00:44:02] In the fierce battle, kensington dropped his level 137 tunic! J picks it up, tossing his old level 86 tunic to kensington.
[10/07/17 11:16:17] J found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:01 towards level 59.
[10/08/17 09:33:47] J sharpened the edge of his weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/17 12:24:12] J [278/839] has challenged vrillusions [386/993] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:36:11 is added to J's clock.
[10/08/17 17:21:07] J gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:29 towards level 59.
[10/08/17 19:55:13] J grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:33:30 towards level 59.
[10/08/17 20:57:13] J found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:19 towards level 59.
[10/09/17 10:42:49] Lemelisk [26/1066] has come upon J [507/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:23:31 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[10/09/17 19:52:19] J [212/839] has come upon Tenorman [73/1032] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:25:05 is removed from J's clock.
[10/12/17 12:48:54] Boohbah [530/759] has come upon J [800/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:57:21 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[10/13/17 16:00:52] djm and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 01:33:24] Iri [319/554] has come upon J [553/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:35:27 is added to Iri's clock.
[10/14/17 03:14:41] Nistur, bender, and J [840/1771] have team battled Boohbah, ruan, and xayto [1498/1722] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 19:56:07] Darky, m0shbear, and mwhahaha [84/2359] have team battled J, nfsnobody, and Zye [850/2349] and lost! 1 day, 04:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/17 14:36:40] CoolChris [95/257] has challenged J [243/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[10/18/17 16:45:08] V`ger, brycec, and mordac [1155/2353] have team battled MrGlass, dindinx, and J [1348/2163] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/17 22:16:48] J lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:36 from level 59.
[10/20/17 09:47:24] J saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:15 from level 59.
[10/20/17 22:09:18] Elgo stole J's level 137 tunic while they were sleeping! Elgo leaves his old level 87 tunic behind, which J then takes.
[10/21/17 09:08:58] elf [56/899] has come upon J [514/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:04:16 is added to elf's clock.
[10/22/17 11:54:06] keepermurf, Milquetoast, and Gatewayy [1130/2732] have team battled holloway, J, and Woona [469/2570] and won! 0 days, 07:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 14:56:36] Dork_Knight [73/474] has challenged J [408/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:59:59 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/24/17 15:06:59] J was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:54 towards level 59.
[10/24/17 16:56:03] J [7/784] has come upon m0shbear [764/770] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:24:23 is added to J's clock.
[10/25/17 03:15:15] J [166/784] has challenged sjefen6 [57/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:49:32 is removed from J's clock.
[10/25/17 03:15:15] J has dealt sjefen6 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:28:03 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/25/17 14:01:29] grooverider, Mithkabob, and J [331/2505] have team battled Vroomfondel, Silvanus_Betrium, and sigmg [193/1474] and won! 0 days, 16:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 23:21:35] holloway [260/789] has challenged J [594/784] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:48:58 is added to holloway's clock.
[10/27/17 15:34:04] Milquetoast [480/963] has challenged J [113/784] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:30:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/27/17 16:18:02] yano and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 22:20:10] J got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:02 from level 59.
[10/28/17 17:29:05] J [782/784] has challenged theemstra [478/781] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from J's clock.
[10/28/17 18:24:13] Sixbierehomme [603/650] has challenged J [22/784] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/29/17 01:59:41] J and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/17 03:00:10] brycec [452/757] has come upon J [124/784] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:43 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/30/17 07:32:01] Zoddo stole J's level 289 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Zoddo leaves his old level 40 pair of boots behind, which J then takes.
[10/31/17 02:42:44] AngryParsley [822/972] has come upon J [240/510] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:21:38 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/31/17 04:04:51] agrajag, fattrat, and bootdisk [1220/2880] have team battled freeboson, J, and manish17xxx [1411/2074] and lost! 1 day, 06:16:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 07:24:42] kline [191/412] has challenged J [160/510] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:34:03 is removed from kline's clock.
[10/31/17 12:54:19] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:49:58 towards level 60.
[10/31/17 19:35:43] J and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 15:14:38] CornFly, J, blizgerg, and dodobrain have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/17 16:42:52] Nistur [296/364] has challenged J [186/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:04:40 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[11/03/17 01:45:52] sunri5e [323/501] has challenged J [174/510] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:59 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[11/03/17 04:24:26] J and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 10:00:56] moveax [0/29] has challenged J [120/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to moveax's clock.
[11/03/17 14:08:00] AngryParsley [861/972] has come upon J [419/510] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:15:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/05/17 02:35:51] Zaratustra [430/1097] has challenged J [10/510] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/05/17 11:27:14] J [225/510] has come upon Brainiac [631/730] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:49:49 is added to J's clock.
[11/07/17 20:19:46] J lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:22:19 from level 60.
[11/08/17 11:34:33] ncarl747 [723/838] has challenged J [393/510] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:42 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[11/08/17 15:01:58] codedeeply [385/805] has come upon J [458/510] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:15:20 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[11/09/17 06:17:15] J stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:21 towards level 60.
[11/10/17 15:45:30] loomysh [442/488] has come upon J [321/510] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:27:16 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[11/11/17 08:13:51] J [140/510] has come upon Brainiac [619/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:44:42 is added to J's clock.
[11/12/17 04:03:31] J [137/510] has challenged liara [316/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:46 is added to J's clock.
[11/12/17 06:40:08] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:42 towards level 60.
[11/14/17 02:14:45] bl4ckscor3 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 16:58:58] J sharpened the edge of his weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/17 17:43:17] nickware, AbrahamLinksys, and Ttech [1136/2896] have team battled charitwo, J, and Mateusz [1650/1913] and lost! 1 day, 06:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/17 19:32:04] Cameron_D [1003/1491] has come upon J [243/515] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:17:18 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[11/16/17 07:10:07] suterismus, petrichor, and canton7 [2058/3147] have team battled HeavyPodda, lipek, and J [2551/2719] and lost! 3 days, 02:22:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/17 07:45:55] blizgerg [466/1113] has come upon J [371/515] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:53:41 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/17/17 16:10:22] soltys, dodobrain, and elf [345/2293] have team battled holloway, J, and os-5185 [150/2165] and won! 1 day, 01:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 20:53:56] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:33 towards level 60.
[11/18/17 14:59:51] J slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! J's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/17 17:34:14] J had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:25 towards level 60.
[11/18/17 23:34:29] J learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:03 towards level 60.
[11/21/17 02:15:38] J [445/512] has challenged theemstra [130/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:32:26 is removed from J's clock.
[11/21/17 09:14:01] Sixbierehomme, Atan, and Chuck [1249/2143] have team battled J, mordac, and neurospex [2160/2771] and lost! 2 days, 10:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/17 15:22:12] xa, Sixbierehomme, and Xenthys [1278/2129] have team battled sigmg, Syloq, and J [1234/1516] and won! 7 days, 18:34:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 16:20:21] bender [525/745] has challenged J [490/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:06:13 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/22/17 00:22:31] J was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:19 from level 60.
[11/22/17 01:59:10] J [417/525] has challenged dodobrain [135/893] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from J's clock.
[11/22/17 12:09:02] AbrahamLinksys and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 19:07:00] unicron [320/765] has come upon J [495/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:15:04 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/23/17 20:38:31] J [479/525] has challenged dax [106/472] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:12:40 is removed from J's clock.
[11/25/17 00:47:56] J [63/525] has challenged Xenthys [106/856] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:14:45 is added to J's clock.
[11/25/17 09:51:01] J [300/525] has challenged Crazycatlady [64/643] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:42:52 is removed from J's clock.
[11/25/17 09:51:01] In the fierce battle, Crazycatlady dropped his level 143 weapon! J picks it up, tossing his old level 55 weapon to Crazycatlady.
[11/26/17 02:55:28] J, apiw, and i8Rzoc [232/1105] have team battled Dork_Knight, Bradicus, and bigjay [253/2250] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 14:01:23] MJ94, J, and damyan [799/2305] have team battled soltys, Euronur, and elbie [173/1930] and won! 1 day, 10:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 00:12:17] J was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:11 from level 61.
[11/28/17 02:07:42] vegadark [268/490] has come upon J [234/622] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:15:34 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/29/17 12:05:09] Birdbones [11/945] has come upon J [551/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:13:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/30/17 16:54:02] kenyon [86/949] has come upon J [515/622] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/01/17 15:24:10] m [114/340] has challenged J [229/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to m's clock.
[12/02/17 00:23:11] J was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:46:18 from level 61.
[12/04/17 08:05:17] J [284/622] has challenged Fluttershy [70/1060] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:09:05 is removed from J's clock.
[12/04/17 09:35:16] alexj, Iri, and irix [1689/2157] have team battled uhmmm, sjefen6, and J [122/1928] and won! 2 days, 08:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 15:52:44] Heisenberg [621/887] has come upon J [585/622] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:38:19 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/04/17 19:55:12] J was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:50:42 towards level 61.
[12/05/17 00:24:11] Destom [7/8] has challenged J [490/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Destom's clock.
[12/05/17 04:00:09] J ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:39:58 from level 61.
[12/05/17 12:05:00] CoolChris, yano, and J [1045/1786] have team battled codedeeply, petrichor, and Chuck [1456/2738] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 22:18:27] J [49/622] has challenged Taffer [566/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:01 is added to J's clock.
[12/06/17 11:23:25] J sharpened the edge of his weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/17 03:12:52] J caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:31:22 towards level 61.
[12/08/17 07:11:33] J and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 00:47:09] J [218/638] has challenged Megumin [40/117] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:33:01 is removed from J's clock.
[12/09/17 15:52:38] J [575/638] has challenged Lnk [453/661] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:51:00 is removed from J's clock.
[12/10/17 12:04:14] J, kline, and liara [1183/1720] have team battled IndigoTiger, ohnx, and Zoddo [2150/3123] and lost! 2 days, 14:39:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 12:41:25] yano and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 19:57:29] J [577/638] has come upon pixelate [461/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:22:48 is removed from J's clock.
[12/11/17 01:45:23] J, Geela, and Zoddo [1041/2075] have team battled RedW, Meta, and sunri5e [1070/2545] and lost! 1 day, 07:36:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 05:46:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 3 days, 11:26:17 toward level 61.
[12/13/17 10:49:18] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:52 towards level 61.
[12/13/17 16:31:42] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:22 towards level 61.
[12/15/17 07:49:04] glorgamitch and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 10:23:42] Zaratustra, J, kork, and Iri have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/17 23:39:07] Neo [207/275] has challenged J [216/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/16/17 04:07:29] J [39/638] has come upon gildarts [54/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:25:47 is added to J's clock.
[12/16/17 22:21:21] koyaan [128/209] has challenged J [34/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from koyaan's clock.
[12/17/17 00:02:44] J, allo, and bigjay [285/2247] have team battled ToHellWithGA, dindinx, and pants [1517/2109] and lost! 0 days, 12:36:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 00:39:35] J gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:34 towards level 61.
[12/18/17 02:17:55] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:35 towards level 61.
[12/19/17 14:41:12] J [423/638] has challenged Mrs.BigHead [18/592] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from J's clock.
[12/19/17 21:21:03] MadHatter [658/670] has come upon J [369/638] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:13:47 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[12/20/17 13:49:17] J was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:07 towards level 62.
[12/21/17 00:43:18] AncalagonThBlack, os-5185, and LordH [380/2593] have team battled david, meffe, and J [506/1746] and lost! 2 days, 18:21:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 02:23:09] J [172/638] has come upon MetaNova [521/929] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:58:50 is added to J's clock.
[12/21/17 03:54:29] J gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:49:09 towards level 62.
[12/21/17 09:23:21] ejai [210/295] has challenged J [624/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to ejai's clock.
[12/21/17 16:29:00] sjefen6, Syloq, and agrajag [1203/1750] have team battled Chuck, awgh, and J [1945/2330] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 20:14:34] Lemelisk, david, and Atan [302/2297] have team battled J, sjefen6, and yano [1265/1754] and lost! 0 days, 13:11:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 01:33:34] RistoUuranmaki, PiotrekD, and Gatewayy [201/2462] have team battled abra0, codedeeply, and J [1448/2453] and lost! 9 days, 06:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 16:05:13] bytmegsx [63/283] has challenged J [492/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to bytmegsx's clock.
[12/23/17 05:52:02] bytmegsx [8/283] has challenged J [482/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to bytmegsx's clock.
[12/24/17 15:33:13] Asara, J, and uhmmm [202/2728] have team battled m0shbear, moveax, and djm [862/1839] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/17 16:34:15] J [357/638] has challenged sigmg [355/551] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:01:47 is removed from J's clock.
[12/25/17 01:25:29] J has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:14:26 from level 62.
[12/25/17 15:58:09] agrajag [664/880] has come upon J [443/638] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:17:15 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[12/28/17 05:04:30] J has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:25 from level 62.
[12/29/17 13:17:27] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:33:46 towards level 62.
[12/29/17 16:54:18] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:14 towards level 62.
[12/30/17 00:17:59] J [588/638] has challenged TauPan [506/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:53:03 is removed from J's clock.
[12/30/17 23:34:51] Lenny, Eldoreth, and J [175/1910] have team battled Cameron_D, Birdbones, and el [410/2904] and lost! 0 days, 17:35:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 10:28:40] Geela [10/369] has come upon J [24/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:58 is added to Geela's clock.
[12/31/17 18:31:49] theemstra [58/754] has challenged J [593/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/31/17 22:51:53] J misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:19:02 from level 62.
[01/01/18 09:04:59] Lenny, J, and Khorne [26/2013] have team battled qwerty, Vroomfondel, and ThePhoenix47 [29/1323] and lost! 0 days, 13:51:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/18 22:28:14] Yuhno [127/477] has come upon J [419/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:26 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/02/18 05:43:17] J found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:59 towards level 62.
[01/02/18 16:07:32] canton7, qwerty, and Iri [1433/1712] have team battled valdur55, J, and Syloq [1260/1878] and won! 0 days, 03:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 03:57:24] Majak [387/447] has challenged J [549/638] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:22:51 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/04/18 17:07:33] Khorne [925/957] has come upon J [308/638] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:28:14 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/04/18 22:20:44] J and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 23:28:31] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 03:40:09] Gatewayy, PinkiePie, and loomysh [2011/2174] have team battled pants, J, and idlerpgww [1642/2018] and won! 4 days, 20:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 15:34:47] J, RBecker, and Boohbah [1491/2214] have team battled codedeeply, RedW, and Agent86 [1110/2356] and won! 0 days, 09:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 16:33:14] david [177/614] has challenged J [454/638] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to david's clock.
[01/07/18 01:44:35] J [31/638] has challenged Dalai [116/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:19:50 is added to J's clock.
[01/07/18 21:01:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 4 days, 03:58:03 toward level 62.
[01/08/18 02:52:53] el, MetaNova, and Dalai [706/1960] have team battled J, Mars, and dindinx [1237/1849] and lost! 1 day, 03:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 06:35:07] ilbelkyr [103/724] has challenged J [416/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[01/08/18 18:15:52] J [229/638] has come upon Sir_Lemming [472/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:41 is added to J's clock.
[01/10/18 05:32:39] J [242/638] has come upon qbit [156/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:08:58 is removed from J's clock.
[01/11/18 21:59:45] J [392/638] has come upon Nistur [189/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:41 is removed from J's clock.
[01/12/18 13:32:21] J [25/638] has challenged bender [712/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:14 is added to J's clock.
[01/13/18 13:29:54] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:31 towards level 62.
[01/13/18 19:34:00] Gatewayy, LordH, and Euronur [1380/2676] have team battled J, dwfreed, and Andries [1038/1934] and won! 7 days, 01:17:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/18 09:20:16] max and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/18 15:49:31] J, Agent86, and manish17xxx [440/1950] have team battled crysys, tspange, and Andries [1990/2032] and lost! 0 days, 18:46:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/18 00:47:01] J [329/638] has come upon pixelate [387/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:20 is added to J's clock.
[01/16/18 20:28:26] Frogging101 [455/619] has challenged J [634/638] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:24:53 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[01/18/18 11:41:50] xit [578/778] has challenged J [202/638] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:47:05 is removed from xit's clock.
[01/18/18 19:23:18] J [586/638] has come upon xit [10/778] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:50 is removed from J's clock.
[01/19/18 13:56:50] J [56/638] has challenged Cypher [401/1116] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:50 is added to J's clock.
[01/19/18 19:52:42] glorgamitch [194/691] has challenged J [503/638] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:37:14 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[01/21/18 09:05:07] Hydrogenum [172/430] has challenged J [386/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:27 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/21/18 18:50:24] seanmnaes [121/231] has challenged J [343/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/22/18 22:19:58] J grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:55 towards level 63.
[01/23/18 01:23:56] J [570/638] has come upon Tenorman [545/1033] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:01:34 is removed from J's clock.
[01/23/18 04:07:23] Mirc0p [517/750] has come upon J [419/638] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:06:46 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[01/23/18 15:43:17] J, Crazycatlady, and kork [1469/1490] have team battled sbp, Asara, and astropoint [1107/2098] and won! 6 days, 11:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 22:14:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed J with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 18:52:49 from level 63.
[01/24/18 07:41:54] Realmy [588/1048] has come upon J [580/638] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:31:13 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[01/24/18 14:54:22] canton7, dindinx, and J [176/1985] have team battled astropoint, Sir_Lemming, and djm [400/1759] and lost! 10 days, 08:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/18 16:55:51] J [346/638] has challenged Hydrogenum [72/430] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:22:35 is removed from J's clock.
[01/28/18 11:15:07] robox and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 18:25:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 9 days, 13:51:45 toward level 63.
[01/29/18 04:28:26] J and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 04:32:09] J [522/638] has challenged Doctor [841/1000] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:42:49 is added to J's clock.
[02/01/18 11:50:36] neurospex [648/1151] has challenged J [533/638] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:39:18 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/02/18 03:33:37] J had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:42:30 towards level 63.
[02/02/18 03:55:01] djm and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/18 10:34:50] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:52 towards level 63.
[02/04/18 02:56:16] J [97/638] has challenged damyan [361/754] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:38:50 is added to J's clock.
[02/04/18 23:02:51] qwerty [325/658] has challenged J [537/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:02:49 is added to qwerty's clock.
[02/05/18 14:13:34] J tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:29:15 towards level 63.
[02/06/18 03:04:07] Crazycatlady, irix, and brycec [1957/2408] have team battled xayto, J, and fattrat [542/2519] and won! 2 days, 03:35:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 04:09:32] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:26 towards level 63.
[02/06/18 08:14:01] J [86/638] has challenged allo [218/477] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:13:29 is added to J's clock.
[02/06/18 13:15:45] J [198/638] has challenged astropoint [296/411] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:06:53 is added to J's clock.
[02/07/18 05:51:28] Roxana [274/431] has come upon J [131/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:10 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[02/07/18 11:06:24] J and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 07:25:39] J [308/638] has challenged yano [646/699] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:48:50 is added to J's clock.
[02/09/18 14:21:42] nfsnobody, Brady, and MetaNova [1674/2327] have team battled basepi, SlowRiot, and J [2148/2517] and lost! 5 days, 03:51:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 14:23:06] shandor [58/617] has come upon J [439/638] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:07:51 is added to shandor's clock.
[02/09/18 22:54:05] nomatame [53/99] has challenged J [550/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to nomatame's clock.
[02/11/18 10:43:25] Globalirc, D.Va, and awgh [1570/2182] have team battled Khorne, pfoley, and J [1296/2317] and won! 2 days, 02:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 11:53:49] charitwo [256/509] has come upon J [174/638] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:16:08 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[02/12/18 11:51:39] J grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:17 towards level 63.
[02/12/18 13:53:38] J caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:01:31 towards level 63.
[02/15/18 07:33:25] LukeLR [108/416] has come upon J [262/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:16 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/16/18 09:28:39] SirMonkeybox [499/570] has come upon J [348/638] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:42:39 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/16/18 15:21:00] J bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:19 towards level 63.
[02/16/18 22:12:20] D.Va, dax, and Frogging101 [958/1887] have team battled J, Elgo, and theemstra [1254/1796] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 11:22:02] J found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:06 towards level 63.
[02/19/18 10:47:35] kork, J, and lipek [1044/2175] have team battled freeboson, double, and exa [2176/2621] and lost! 1 day, 12:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/18 13:25:00] J was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:42:03 from level 63.
[02/19/18 22:10:05] Heisenberg [667/894] has challenged J [448/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:27:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/22/18 06:26:15] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:41 towards level 63.
[02/22/18 07:59:52] Crazycatlady [406/562] has come upon J [304/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:16 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/25/18 13:54:18] J [95/638] has challenged Khorne [569/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:50 is added to J's clock.
[02/26/18 08:24:58] J and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 11:26:09] kork [250/295] has come upon J [549/638] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:44:33 is added to kork's clock.
[02/27/18 08:06:46] Agent86 [206/584] has challenged J [420/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:59 is added to Agent86's clock.
[02/27/18 23:47:01] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:34 towards level 63.
[02/28/18 12:23:33] J and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 22:57:01] J and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/18 17:10:00] dax [652/698] has challenged J [193/638] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from dax's clock.
[03/02/18 17:37:23] SirMonkeybox and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/18 20:32:59] J [350/638] has challenged yano [588/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:26 is added to J's clock.
[03/03/18 10:34:10] Dork_Knight, holloway, and freeboson [107/2527] have team battled zid, J, and himuraken [1794/2563] and lost! 3 days, 11:07:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/18 10:43:22] J, pants, bootdisk, and jrosmith have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/18 14:55:38] J [152/666] has challenged soltys [119/571] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:04:10 is removed from J's clock.
[03/04/18 14:55:38] In the fierce battle, soltys dropped their level 72 ring! J picks it up, tossing their old level 60 ring to soltys.
[03/06/18 20:21:48] ohnx, theemstra, and bootdisk [2514/2639] have team battled Agent86, hoglahoo, and J [1460/1875] and won! 1 day, 19:34:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/18 17:17:45] yano, J, and blizgerg [2232/2528] have team battled JensRex, Pici, and greekman [614/2572] and won! 4 days, 07:38:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/18 18:32:33] J ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:42:06 from level 64.
[03/08/18 03:13:27] sbp [478/573] has challenged J [307/679] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:15:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/08/18 05:23:47] Mrs.BigHead [455/597] has come upon J [6/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:49:46 is removed from Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[03/08/18 06:32:47] nomatame [192/467] has come upon J [471/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:49 is added to nomatame's clock.
[03/08/18 16:42:44] Hooloovoo [47/189] has challenged J [451/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/08/18 20:35:47] J ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:00:06 from level 64.
[03/08/18 22:26:29] Gatewayy, J, ohnx, and Nistur have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/18 01:14:26] Nistur [230/454] has come upon J [69/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:26 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[03/11/18 11:05:05] EncryptedPotato [181/252] has challenged J [347/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to EncryptedPotato's clock.
[03/13/18 03:55:35] ohnx, elf, and Lnk [2005/2754] have team battled dax, sunri5e, and J [1025/2019] and won! 0 days, 02:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 18:59:00] pixelate [302/497] has challenged J [176/679] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:44:23 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[03/14/18 05:16:47] dwfreed, Elgo, and grdryn [767/1518] have team battled csssuf, Boohbah, and J [476/2201] and won! 0 days, 05:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 12:56:38] vox [132/1180] has come upon J [536/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:36 is added to vox's clock.
[03/16/18 17:23:23] J [171/679] has challenged vegadark [125/596] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:57:10 is removed from J's clock.
[03/16/18 23:08:56] J, himuraken, and lipek [1326/2806] have team battled LukeLR, qwerty, and Ais [910/1687] and won! 1 day, 16:40:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 18:38:06] Dork_Knight [510/786] has come upon J [25/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:44:04 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/19/18 19:58:50] csssuf, Taffer, and codedeeply [1440/2261] have team battled ruan, J, and vox [2185/2769] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/18 21:34:53] J and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 02:53:06] vrillusions, Beavis, and suterismus [3067/3527] have team battled J, PiotrekD, and holloway [1592/2310] and won! 1 day, 07:38:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/18 06:00:23] vox [435/1181] has come upon J [368/679] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:49:47 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/24/18 06:00:50] vox [643/1181] has come upon J [214/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:15 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/24/18 18:24:35] J, Fluttershy, and dindinx [1406/2633] have team battled seanmnaes, moveax, and Andries [99/1785] and won! 2 days, 06:47:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 01:47:27] Pici [901/1133] has come upon J [566/679] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:31:05 is removed from Pici's clock.
[03/25/18 10:35:52] dclaw123 [823/971] has challenged J [200/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:48 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[03/26/18 03:00:25] J was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:18 towards level 64.
[03/26/18 14:35:21] sunri5e [94/670] has come upon J [112/679] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:30:17 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[03/27/18 08:15:44] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:51 towards level 64.
[03/27/18 21:32:05] J and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 10:59:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 2 days, 09:33:30 toward level 64.
[03/28/18 20:26:41] SN4T14, Beavis, and seanmnaes [1858/2294] have team battled J, HeavyPodda, and hoglahoo [229/2326] and won! 0 days, 12:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/18 20:49:23] J [569/686] has challenged Eldoreth [811/923] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to J's clock.
[03/29/18 21:13:19] Killerkid [630/766] has challenged J [529/686] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:45:24 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/31/18 04:24:09] J [607/686] has challenged Mateusz [283/926] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:02:41 is removed from J's clock.
[03/31/18 06:24:51] J [419/686] has challenged tmberg [609/972] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:11:54 is added to J's clock.
[04/01/18 01:31:17] petrichor [937/1163] has challenged J [306/686] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:02:39 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[04/01/18 05:23:57] awgh [600/874] has come upon J [287/686] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:31:16 is removed from awgh's clock.
[04/01/18 09:29:37] Lios [57/869] has come upon J [14/686] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:23:00 is removed from Lios's clock.
[04/01/18 15:42:41] PiotrekD [664/701] has come upon J [103/686] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:54:14 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/03/18 04:05:20] J and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 04:13:34] J tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:01:52 towards level 65.
[04/04/18 06:35:21] Barry, bl4ckscor3, and J [1561/1678] have team battled sbp, Syloq, and abra0 [1513/2033] and won! 0 days, 21:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/18 11:22:43] J lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:50:45 from level 65.
[04/04/18 21:58:01] J died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:39:08 from level 65.
[04/06/18 05:15:26] m0shbear [627/738] has challenged J [77/691] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:55:49 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[04/06/18 09:02:47] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:08:40 towards level 65.
[04/07/18 00:51:41] kork, Fluttershy, and HeavyPodda [1963/2381] have team battled sjefen6, J, and zid [368/2125] and won! 0 days, 03:05:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 12:39:36] ruan, Dork_Knight, and J [401/2404] have team battled Iri, dwfreed, and qwerty [1362/1834] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/18 18:57:37] J found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:09:19 towards level 65.
[04/10/18 07:55:07] J and qwerty have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 21:51:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed J with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 07:05:14 from level 65.
[04/11/18 10:15:25] J ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:19:11 from level 65.
[04/11/18 16:38:56] Fluttershy, KeboDK, and fattrat [1371/3144] have team battled J, Lnk, and soltys [803/1985] and won! 2 days, 21:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/18 15:08:05] Taffer [607/709] has challenged J [60/688] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:50:00 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/12/18 17:08:45] J [507/688] has challenged bigjay [553/1260] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:33:19 is added to J's clock.
[04/12/18 19:44:48] bozo [104/367] has come upon J [86/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:59 is removed from bozo's clock.
[04/13/18 13:21:45] J invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:30:58 towards level 65.
[04/22/18 13:32:35] J [271/688] has challenged sasaniak [505/668] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:28:18 is added to J's clock.
[04/25/18 09:09:20] J and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 23:25:55] J misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:05:33 from level 65.
[04/26/18 14:56:32] Nistur, J, and glorgamitch [1957/2081] have team battled bavi, Milquetoast, and suterismus [1279/2889] and won! 0 days, 22:20:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 03:25:45] grooverider [1094/1240] has challenged J [400/688] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:02:43 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/08/18 23:03:35] J [653/688] has challenged caeli [26/325] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:32:36 is removed from J's clock.
[05/11/18 14:16:50] Mrs.BigHead, Geela, and Zaratustra [52/1943] have team battled grooverider, manish17xxx, and J [2543/2897] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/18 02:25:13] J found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:42:10 towards level 65.
[05/12/18 19:27:26] J invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:15:17 towards level 65.
[05/12/18 21:20:16] J bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:50:28 towards level 65.
[05/13/18 02:38:59] LukeLR [474/481] has challenged J [82/688] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:15 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[05/13/18 20:39:01] J bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:33:29 towards level 65.
[05/13/18 20:45:39] Cameron_D [995/1622] has challenged J [388/688] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:51:31 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[05/15/18 03:44:14] J, theemstra, and shymega [1434/2250] have team battled basepi, Mateusz, and Lnk [1310/2470] and won! 5 days, 00:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 07:43:39] J EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:37:54 from level 65.
[05/17/18 05:03:44] J and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 20:36:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 12 days, 08:30:21 toward level 65.
[05/18/18 22:47:16] Eldoreth [384/931] has come upon J [334/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:52 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/19/18 06:09:16] LegendaryQ, vox, and kenyon [2213/2834] have team battled khmerboy, J, and JuanMaestro [904/1985] and won! 0 days, 05:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 09:57:07] sbp, RBecker, and Khorne [616/2487] have team battled codedeeply, Milquetoast, and J [337/2485] and won! 2 days, 22:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 03:44:56] apiw [450/682] has challenged J [444/688] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/20/18 14:52:58] J [393/688] has come upon glorgamitch [141/929] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:33:38 is removed from J's clock.
[05/20/18 19:04:42] J was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:59 from level 65.
[05/22/18 11:17:34] exa [121/1003] has come upon J [101/688] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:35:08 is removed from exa's clock.
[05/23/18 12:11:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 1 day, 17:45:47 toward level 65.
[05/23/18 18:47:13] exa [82/1003] has come upon J [171/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:22:17 is added to exa's clock.
[05/24/18 09:46:56] Bob [577/768] has come upon J [453/688] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:11:04 is removed from Bob's clock.
[05/24/18 13:46:56] J [619/688] has challenged mordac [252/1130] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from J's clock.
[05/24/18 15:17:39] J [513/688] has come upon dclaw123 [259/1014] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:19:11 is removed from J's clock.
[05/25/18 07:44:16] J [555/688] has come upon vrillusions [1120/1289] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:20:55 is added to J's clock.
[05/25/18 11:45:38] AncalagonThBlack [253/739] has challenged J [574/688] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:10:10 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/26/18 16:50:09] J, djm, and Ais [809/1962] have team battled Mateusz, elbie, and valdur55 [63/2615] and won! 0 days, 02:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/18 08:00:35] J [374/688] has challenged IndigoTiger [265/1145] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:46:47 is removed from J's clock.
[05/28/18 03:37:37] J [508/688] has come upon mwhahaha [412/868] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:02:54 is removed from J's clock.
[05/28/18 11:49:05] J found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:17:48 towards level 66.
[05/28/18 15:35:45] J and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 18:52:16] fattrat [286/1189] has come upon J [362/685] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:03:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/29/18 23:37:51] J and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 05:46:56] NextHendrix [233/247] has come upon J [458/685] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:03 is added to NextHendrix's clock.
[05/30/18 09:26:29] J [295/685] has challenged woonack [225/484] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:28:26 is removed from J's clock.
[05/30/18 20:41:40] notlix [191/319] has challenged J [224/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to notlix's clock.
[05/31/18 08:00:01] J and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/18 13:18:49] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:09 towards level 66.
[06/01/18 00:40:18] Lios [341/876] has challenged J [388/685] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:14 is added to Lios's clock.
[06/02/18 06:50:45] mwhahaha [735/928] has challenged J [610/685] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:07:59 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/02/18 10:41:47] Herb_Tarlek [306/861] has come upon J [304/685] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:04 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/04/18 05:39:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 3 days, 09:45:33 toward level 66.
[06/14/18 18:32:11] jrosmith, max, and SN4T14 [220/2193] have team battled LordH, Euronur, and J [1008/2509] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 02:07:00] khmerboy [159/427] has challenged J [352/685] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[06/15/18 04:36:01] csc2ya, J, and wulk [521/1504] have team battled XF, dxtr, and eva42 [163/2117] and won! 0 days, 02:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/18 14:18:58] J [597/685] has challenged Taffer [15/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:46 is removed from J's clock.
[06/15/18 17:13:51] J hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:04 towards level 66.
[06/15/18 23:29:33] J grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:23 towards level 66.
[06/16/18 09:49:08] J tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:14 towards level 66.
[06/16/18 18:06:26] J [675/685] has challenged Elgo [288/461] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from J's clock.
[06/17/18 21:59:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 30 days, 20:06:46 toward level 67.
[06/18/18 01:38:16] J found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:08 towards level 67.
[06/18/18 03:40:51] J [266/685] has challenged Elgo [18/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:30 is removed from J's clock.
[06/18/18 16:40:45] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 15:29:01] pants [424/901] has come upon J [217/685] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:11:13 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/20/18 17:02:54] Elgo [70/464] has challenged J [428/685] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:15:30 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/21/18 06:15:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 4 days, 21:03:13 toward level 67.
[06/21/18 17:55:32] J discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:55 towards level 67.
[06/21/18 21:06:40] J ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:28 from level 67.
[06/22/18 04:40:10] crysys [261/697] has come upon J [675/685] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:35:45 is added to crysys's clock.
[06/23/18 10:34:35] J [71/685] has come upon sbp [430/637] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:34 is added to J's clock.
[06/24/18 05:53:51] J [544/685] has challenged sasaniak [52/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:54 is removed from J's clock.
[06/24/18 17:31:06] Ironhoof, sasaniak, and womblecat [1813/2376] have team battled pixelate, kier, and J [1124/2036] and won! 2 days, 04:50:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 11:24:14] Ais, J, and Taffer [633/1725] have team battled fattrat, sigmg, and valdur55 [1552/2820] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 11:37:50] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 13:05:54] J [518/685] has challenged Roxana [619/942] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to J's clock.
[06/27/18 00:50:51] Luamil [671/684] has come upon J [486/685] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:29:19 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[06/27/18 00:50:51] Luamil has dealt J a Critical Strike! 14 days, 08:09:19 is added to J's clock.
[06/28/18 19:52:00] J, Sundance, Birdbones, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/18 03:48:55] x0 [113/330] has challenged J [80/685] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from x0's clock.
[06/29/18 11:00:45] Tenorman, WallIdl, and J [152/2476] have team battled Virtual, vox, and mwhahaha [1420/2718] and lost! 8 days, 18:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 15:20:35] Brady [672/684] has come upon J [406/685] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:49:13 is removed from Brady's clock.
[06/30/18 02:42:41] J [272/685] has come upon Maruiki [82/348] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:47:36 is removed from J's clock.
[06/30/18 06:44:19] lipek, HeavyPodda, and J [1734/2941] have team battled Lemongrab, elbie, and pfoley [1320/1985] and won! 1 day, 22:58:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 17:28:52] J, Axehands, and dindinx [995/1863] have team battled Zaratustra, bootdisk, and Heisenberg [1091/2851] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 21:58:05] J [231/685] has challenged Courage [23/364] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:02:25 is removed from J's clock.
[07/02/18 05:45:59] J and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 08:52:37] J got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:19 towards level 68.
[07/02/18 13:32:57] Elgo [171/464] has come upon J [525/685] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:15:40 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/03/18 05:47:27] basepi [801/836] has challenged J [353/685] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:37:07 is removed from basepi's clock.
[07/03/18 06:26:32] J was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:29:29 from level 68.
[07/05/18 14:45:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 17 days, 12:41:54 toward level 68.
[07/06/18 06:03:29] J and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/18 15:11:23] J found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:59:31 towards level 68.
[07/08/18 04:32:32] J, Nistur, and SpikeX [667/1995] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Tenorman, and PinkiePie [312/2805] and won! 3 days, 19:10:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 12:45:19] J lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:57:10 from level 68.
[07/08/18 21:57:50] Flonk [718/785] has come upon J [474/685] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:39:31 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[07/10/18 17:22:49] J has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:40 from level 68.
[07/10/18 19:12:06] PinkiePie [260/882] has come upon J [175/685] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:07:56 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[07/10/18 22:37:51] J lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:45 from level 68.
[07/11/18 15:41:38] J [169/685] has come upon gildarts [304/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:10 is added to J's clock.
[07/11/18 16:11:16] J hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:58 towards level 68.
[07/11/18 23:22:25] Birdbones [30/1274] has challenged J [310/685] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:37:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/12/18 03:53:20] J was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:19 towards level 68.
[07/13/18 04:50:28] womblecat [535/582] has come upon J [34/685] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:16:31 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[07/14/18 10:22:38] J, Zye, and waffles [583/2204] have team battled dax, LukeLR, and bobvador [1439/1744] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/18 11:10:35] valdur55 [534/880] has come upon J [482/685] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:36:33 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[07/15/18 07:48:20] J met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:51:12 from level 68.
[07/15/18 09:02:48] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 09:38:29] x0 [223/360] has come upon J [64/685] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:27:17 is removed from x0's clock.
[09/10/18 13:35:00] J found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:56 towards level 68.
[09/11/18 10:32:08] J and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 12:24:51] Desspugne [34/70] has challenged J [664/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[09/18/18 08:53:29] aismallard and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 08:54:45] xtort- [282/399] has come upon J [150/685] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:47:59 is removed from xtort-'s clock.
[09/21/18 14:20:05] blackburd [0/1] has challenged J [438/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to blackburd's clock.
[09/21/18 18:07:36] J was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:20 towards level 68.
[09/22/18 22:29:44] J and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 18:46:57] J [162/685] has challenged Elgo [456/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:26:04 is added to J's clock.
[09/24/18 08:40:12] J was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:05 towards level 68.
[09/25/18 11:54:58] Sharky4, bootdisk, and J [256/2395] have team battled Tor, MadMan, and Killerkid [1112/3246] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 13:50:13] basicMiracle [323/500] has come upon J [622/685] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:38 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[10/03/18 14:09:03] Sundance [527/724] has challenged J [359/685] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:16:21 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[10/03/18 14:09:03] In the fierce battle, J dropped their level 56 amulet! Sundance picks it up, tossing their old level 44 amulet to J.
[10/03/18 17:50:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 5 days, 06:11:41 toward level 68.
[10/04/18 06:41:30] Nistur [248/514] has come upon J [560/672] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:36:53 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/05/18 05:12:38] J sharpened the edge of their weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/18 08:13:00] J lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:17 from level 68.
[10/07/18 04:32:06] J sharpened the edge of their weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/18 06:41:23] J and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 02:16:38] J left their weapon out in the rain to rust! J's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/18 06:29:28] J fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:28:12 from level 68.
[10/08/18 10:35:30] J stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:25 towards level 68.
[10/08/18 17:59:16] J sharpened the edge of their weapon! J's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/19 07:23:51] J [180/705] has challenged Tor [529/1157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:34 is added to J's clock.
[03/09/19 02:51:42] J hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:14 towards level 68.
[03/09/19 19:31:01] J [647/705] has challenged woonack [76/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:09:34 is removed from J's clock.
[03/09/19 19:31:01] J has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:13:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/10/19 21:41:43] Heisenberg [149/683] has come upon J [0/705] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:39:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/11/19 13:46:13] dindinx and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/19 17:44:35] J and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 04:27:38] J hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:19 towards level 68.
[03/12/19 12:34:59] J learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:30 towards level 68.
[03/12/19 16:03:38] J was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:53 from level 68.
[03/13/19 02:29:20] J has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:37 from level 68.
[03/13/19 16:49:51] J [613/705] has challenged Mars [617/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:11 is added to J's clock.
[03/14/19 08:53:10] hannesenator [144/1177] has challenged J [166/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:00:57 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[03/16/19 12:29:22] J [484/713] has challenged blabber [389/441] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:14:25 is removed from J's clock.
[03/18/19 06:12:28] J [575/713] has challenged max [496/814] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:28:54 is removed from J's clock.
[03/18/19 08:14:17] J got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:35:22 from level 69.
[03/18/19 12:02:34] apiw [52/806] has come upon J [36/713] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:42:01 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/18/19 19:16:36] dwfreed, tmberg, and vegadark [168/2518] have team battled J, bootdisk, and canton7 [774/2596] and lost! 13 days, 02:36:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 00:53:55] J learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:50:44 towards level 69.
[03/20/19 13:24:12] vox [517/1154] has challenged J [153/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:20 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/20/19 18:25:19] HellSpawn [87/446] has challenged J [293/713] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:41:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/20/19 22:26:11] J [581/713] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [13/450] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:32:57 is removed from J's clock.
[03/21/19 14:12:56] el [820/925] has come upon J [489/713] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:39:10 is removed from el's clock.
[03/21/19 14:21:10] J was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:03:11 from level 69.
[03/22/19 16:09:37] J got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:53:24 from level 69.
[03/22/19 19:36:11] MadHatter [688/706] has challenged J [188/713] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:06:59 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[03/22/19 21:58:28] manish17xxx, Ratigan, and Xenofex [861/2205] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, jbroome, and J [1348/2131] and lost! 2 days, 01:29:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 06:52:56] canton7, Flonk, and kenyon [927/2961] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, J, and xayto [694/2375] and won! 3 days, 00:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 06:57:33] meskio [108/116] has challenged J [689/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to meskio's clock.
[03/23/19 08:52:49] autist [0/679] has challenged J [133/713] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to autist's clock.
[03/23/19 10:40:45] irix [864/921] has come upon J [293/713] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:22:13 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/23/19 16:40:44] J [224/713] has challenged dindinx [109/1007] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:14:57 is removed from J's clock.
[03/24/19 00:54:22] J [592/713] has come upon Sixbierehomme [362/823] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:39:21 is removed from J's clock.
[03/24/19 17:46:11] holloway [122/1024] has challenged J [462/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:26 is added to holloway's clock.
[03/25/19 00:02:43] J ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:27:32 from level 69.
[03/25/19 05:35:56] yano [278/781] has come upon J [160/713] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:43:10 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/26/19 02:53:37] J [572/713] has challenged ohnx [648/827] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:16:16 is added to J's clock.
[03/27/19 21:27:49] J was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:20:28 from level 69.
[03/28/19 18:43:20] elbie [827/976] has come upon J [674/713] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:40:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/29/19 05:10:22] sunri5e [1106/1161] has challenged J [627/713] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:21:33 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[03/29/19 17:37:58] J discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:00 towards level 69.
[03/29/19 18:19:30] J, L, and jvoisin [1291/1689] have team battled fattrat, bookworm, and bebbet [2015/2089] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/19 06:54:30] dwfreed [357/405] has come upon J [60/713] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:46:39 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/30/19 19:52:37] J was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:01:31 from level 69.
[03/31/19 07:13:59] djm, J, and dwfreed [1857/2244] have team battled meskio, el, and damyan [882/2105] and won! 5 days, 09:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 11:25:33] astropoint [285/883] has come upon J [153/690] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:22:28 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[04/01/19 10:38:46] IdleMaster, Sharky4, and J [466/2246] have team battled SirMonkeybox, manish17xxx, and moaz [1600/1710] and lost! 4 days, 02:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 20:44:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 14 days, 06:11:05 toward level 69.
[04/02/19 14:43:05] xonic [584/823] has come upon J [281/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:31 is removed from xonic's clock.
[04/04/19 00:42:17] Khorne [710/1037] has challenged J [48/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:19:26 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/04/19 00:42:17] Khorne has dealt J a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:42:11 is added to J's clock.
[04/05/19 10:09:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed J with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 14:17:02 from level 69.
[04/05/19 12:42:12] J hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:27:14 towards level 69.
[04/05/19 20:30:19] chauffer [103/296] has come upon J [381/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:29 is added to chauffer's clock.
[04/06/19 00:34:21] Syloq [348/563] has come upon J [56/690] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:31:13 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[04/06/19 09:00:08] J and jvoisin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/19 13:24:49] J gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:52 towards level 69.
[04/07/19 18:51:27] J was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:58:02 from level 69.
[04/07/19 21:03:27] SirMonkeybox [360/544] has challenged J [280/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/07/19 22:39:18] bisco [105/355] has challenged J [28/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from bisco's clock.
[04/08/19 23:18:10] MaryMaid [136/392] has come upon J [429/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:54:48 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[04/09/19 20:39:02] J got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:23:05 from level 69.
[04/12/19 03:51:51] Greg [14/305] has come upon J [554/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:58 is added to Greg's clock.
[04/12/19 10:43:05] odawt stole J's level 44 amulet while they were sleeping! odawt leaves their old level 33 amulet behind, which J then takes.
[04/13/19 14:34:46] dclaw123 [240/981] has challenged J [96/678] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:18:28 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[04/13/19 18:26:29] L [366/573] has come upon J [398/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:15:25 is added to L's clock.
[04/15/19 18:46:35] J [36/678] has challenged Iceman [72/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:51 is added to J's clock.
[04/16/19 00:32:59] J [646/679] has come upon HellSpawn [263/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:54:27 is removed from J's clock.
[04/16/19 18:47:14] elf [1124/1194] has come upon J [22/679] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:26:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/17/19 04:01:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 2 days, 12:34:39 toward level 69.
[04/24/19 22:23:58] FSM, idlerpgww, and RBecker [1865/2470] have team battled elbie, grooverider, and J [1236/3088] and won! 1 day, 04:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/19 15:38:27] J was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:46:14 from level 69.
[04/28/19 02:42:47] neurospex, skarlso, and rtfm [1827/2028] have team battled J, Tor, and dxrt [2316/2760] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/19 07:54:54] J [636/679] has challenged Greg [292/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:13:30 is removed from J's clock.
[04/28/19 09:34:31] J was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:11 from level 69.
[04/28/19 11:14:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 0 days, 20:28:32 toward level 69.
[04/28/19 14:11:47] J and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/19 18:36:04] J [97/679] has challenged golgy [190/264] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to J's clock.
[04/29/19 20:18:04] Scornn, djm, and Xenofex [1692/2116] have team battled fattrat, J, and WallIdl [2803/2813] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/19 04:04:59] J [47/679] has challenged Eldoreth [915/1014] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:28:42 is added to J's clock.
[04/30/19 16:01:45] dave [141/279] has come upon J [107/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:56 is removed from dave's clock.
[04/30/19 18:19:14] WallIdl and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 17:15:03] J, brycec, and DrJosh9000 [1809/2294] have team battled mosh, MetaNova, and idlerpgww [1430/2021] and won! 2 days, 02:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 03:51:49] algernon [330/379] has come upon J [111/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:37 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/02/19 20:37:51] kork, psycho, and J [1490/1512] have team battled Roxana, Fluttershy, and blabber [677/2719] and won! 6 days, 06:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 00:26:40] zhalla [224/420] has challenged J [421/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:35 is added to zhalla's clock.
[05/04/19 05:37:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 31 days, 03:23:36 toward level 70.
[05/06/19 06:31:57] bigjay, dwfreed, and bebbet [2457/2649] have team battled RBecker, LapTop006, and J [219/2021] and won! 1 day, 04:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/19 11:42:46] Atan, nickware, and LordH [1657/3039] have team battled Tenorman, J, and Herb_Tarlek [2504/2744] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/19 20:57:03] J was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:36:02 towards level 70.
[05/06/19 21:49:04] TheresusPheronor, pants, and SlowRiot [796/2328] have team battled yano, J, and micah [1106/1626] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 06:56:49] J found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:19 towards level 70.
[05/08/19 12:21:10] J was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:39:05 from level 70.
[05/10/19 06:53:01] algernon [371/394] has come upon J [316/683] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:55:29 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/10/19 20:58:01] J and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 16:06:44] CoarseHorse [10/462] has challenged J [308/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[06/24/19 10:19:10] J [246/683] has challenged autist [131/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:13:32 is removed from J's clock.
[06/24/19 16:09:48] J and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 18:42:51] KeboDK [196/711] has come upon J [618/683] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:14:47 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[06/25/19 08:34:39] inittab, Phreaker, and bootdisk [1150/2052] have team battled Kerri, brendan, and J [1936/2443] and lost! 1 day, 03:25:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/19 16:38:52] J was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:50 towards level 70.
[06/25/19 20:26:40] J [361/683] has challenged Atan [383/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:29:49 is added to J's clock.
[06/26/19 02:36:47] J and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 09:29:28] Andries [167/515] has challenged J [369/683] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:57:27 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/27/19 20:47:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 4 days, 09:40:06 toward level 70.
[06/29/19 00:41:45] J [449/683] has come upon Euph0ria [327/439] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:41:31 is removed from J's clock.
[07/01/19 03:25:29] J and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 05:41:42] J was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:48:32 from level 70.
[07/02/19 11:56:55] Mithkabob and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/19 06:26:16] Xenthys [537/723] has challenged J [523/683] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:00:38 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[07/09/19 08:49:45] bebbet [447/566] has challenged J [502/683] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to bebbet's clock.
[07/09/19 16:44:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried J 1 day, 01:18:25 toward level 70.
[07/09/19 23:51:52] J set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:04 from level 70.
[07/10/19 19:46:47] Reilly, AngryParsley, and Everyman [745/2366] have team battled J, sjums_the_great, and Ttech [1147/2975] and lost! 0 days, 15:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/19 11:38:15] astropoint, Crazycatlady, and J [1744/2294] have team battled GilbertErik, crysys, and blabber [2163/2248] and lost! 1 day, 22:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 10:27:04] J was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:27 towards level 70.
[07/15/19 09:40:51] hannesenator [691/1182] has come upon J [382/683] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 08:45:42 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[07/16/19 10:30:23] J found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:03 towards level 70.
[07/16/19 12:02:21] J and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 17:18:40] J was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:26 from level 70.