Player Info

User: JuanMaestro
Class: Legendary Sandwich Maker
Admin?: No
Level: 89
Next level: 22 days, 12:44:32
Status: Offline
Host: vcanales_!~v@201.246.124.131
Account Created: Tue Nov 25 13:19:16 2014
Last login: Wed May 19 05:43:56 2021
Total time idled: 1287 days, 04:40:49
Current position: [495,92]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 179 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 37
charm: 59
gloves: 28
helm: 70 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 69
ring: 66 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 80
tunic: 151 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 297 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1036

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 41 days, 10:24:45
part: None
quest: 55 days, 10:46:57
quit: 449 days, 04:32:28

total: 546 days, 01:44:10

Character Modifiers

[05/27/12 01:58:04] JuanMaestro [0/1] has challenged Nolehte [561/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 02:44:12] DarkSiL [484/493] has challenged JuanMaestro [1/10] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:01:56 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[05/27/12 02:57:51] JuanMaestro [3/16] has challenged Rappy [333/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 03:20:32] JuanMaestro [7/18] has challenged AngryParsley [604/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 09:09:41] JuanMaestro [18/69] has challenged zomega [135/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 11:06:58] JuanMaestro [19/75] has come upon nosklo [25/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:33 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 12:14:11] JuanMaestro [70/95] has challenged ReNDoM [251/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/12 18:38:32] JuanMaestro [63/133] has challenged Jareeta [234/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/28/12 03:53:07] JuanMaestro [66/134] has come upon argus [291/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/28/12 20:01:22] JuanMaestro [116/134] has challenged Nasrudin [288/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/29/12 02:35:57] Bladerunner, Animal, and Sheudecai [387/1676] have team battled Hans.Wurst, JuanMaestro, and suiside [1202/1673] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/12 03:25:18] JuanMaestro [25/165] has challenged Manel [44/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/29/12 11:52:37] JuanMaestro [143/183] has challenged TauPan [96/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/29/12 19:12:37] JuanMaestro [36/188] has challenged DarkSiL [67/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/30/12 06:41:41] JuanMaestro [0/197] has challenged Nolehte [70/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/30/12 20:08:22] JuanMaestro [5/197] has challenged Preaux [202/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/30/12 21:39:08] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:03 towards level 31.
[05/31/12 03:20:43] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:42 towards level 31.
[05/31/12 09:44:55] JuanMaestro [221/284] has challenged Str1ngS [130/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/01/12 00:13:31] JuanMaestro [215/292] has challenged cmrn [74/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/01/12 17:33:11] JuanMaestro [214/309] has challenged mamarley [124/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/02/12 07:58:29] Trienish [560/601] has challenged JuanMaestro [149/309] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:20:02 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[06/02/12 11:16:52] nosklo [391/546] has challenged JuanMaestro [179/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:17 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[06/02/12 11:22:29] exa [276/603] has come upon JuanMaestro [92/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:28:22 is removed from exa's clock.
[06/02/12 12:45:38] JuanMaestro [148/323] has challenged keeper_c [142/1230] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:25 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/02/12 15:17:37] nosklo [431/546] has challenged JuanMaestro [317/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:51:04 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[06/03/12 09:35:09] JuanMaestro [148/344] has challenged KindOne [364/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/05/12 15:02:08] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:43 towards level 36.
[06/06/12 03:02:13] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:20 towards level 36.
[06/06/12 07:53:11] JuanMaestro [236/349] has challenged Kylu [87/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/06/12 18:12:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:16:32 from level 37.
[06/06/12 20:31:17] Loreley [190/260] has challenged JuanMaestro [142/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from Loreley's clock.
[06/06/12 20:31:17] In the fierce battle, JuanMaestro dropped his level 24 weapon! Loreley picks it up, tossing his old level 20 weapon to JuanMaestro.
[06/11/12 14:34:44] JuanMaestro [352/363] has challenged chazzam [172/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/16/12 03:01:03] JuanMaestro [59/363] has challenged s1amson [477/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/16/12 12:25:07] Loreley, wakeupscreaming, and Juggaloon [1181/1866] have team battled JuanMaestro, lipek, and Kabaka [1193/1575] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/12 10:40:59] AltaZelterWizard [35/42] has challenged JuanMaestro [283/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to AltaZelterWizard's clock.
[06/23/12 06:07:34] Preaux [117/489] has challenged JuanMaestro [132/363] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:33 is added to Preaux's clock.
[06/23/12 06:08:34] JuanMaestro [160/363] has come upon dwfreed [36/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:14 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/23/12 11:17:56] JuanMaestro [179/363] has challenged ViolonC [277/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/23/12 21:10:53] dwfreed [193/400] has challenged JuanMaestro [55/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:22 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/24/12 00:05:20] JuanMaestro saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:33 from level 40.
[06/25/12 03:34:03] confus3d [282/413] has challenged JuanMaestro [285/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to confus3d's clock.
[06/26/12 00:58:26] JuanMaestro [256/363] has challenged BSDBlack [24/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/26/12 04:40:57] JuanMaestro, Lenny, and mdwright [29/1572] have team battled DemosDemon, Kylu, and elbows [1263/1864] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/12 23:27:27] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:39 towards level 41.
[06/27/12 01:36:39] JuanMaestro, Fluttershy, and Cenhinen [873/1506] have team battled Juggaloon, dxrt, and JudoFreak [1035/2306] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/12 01:44:04] KcL [43/181] has challenged JuanMaestro [332/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to KcL's clock.
[06/28/12 12:02:25] JuanMaestro [39/375] has challenged exa [585/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/05/12 14:40:40] phr0z3n [213/239] has challenged JuanMaestro [107/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from phr0z3n's clock.
[07/12/12 05:57:38] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:52 from level 42.
[07/12/12 07:17:27] Tenorman [54/625] has come upon JuanMaestro [151/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:12:04 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[07/13/12 01:42:10] JuanMaestro [202/375] has come upon Beavis [218/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:25 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/13/12 16:43:32] JuanMaestro [238/376] has challenged SeySayux [276/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/14/12 06:28:29] Str1ngS, exa, and JuanMaestro [922/1707] have team battled dxrt, Oldiesmann, and Tenorman [1511/1942] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/12 14:09:12] swhitt [193/594] has challenged JuanMaestro [90/376] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:50:12 is removed from swhitt's clock.
[07/14/12 23:48:30] sasaniak, yond, and seek [1537/1981] have team battled JuanMaestro, fancybone, and Bladerunner [482/1056] and won! 4 days, 06:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/12 18:55:56] allo, Juggaloon, and JuanMaestro [1853/1940] have team battled Lenny, felipe, and chadi [180/1636] and won! 0 days, 11:13:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/12 22:51:14] suiside, JuanMaestro, Charris, and Chagall have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/12 19:11:55] DemosDemon [681/776] has challenged JuanMaestro [165/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:26 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[07/17/12 05:34:20] JuanMaestro [49/387] has challenged vrillusions [140/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/17/12 10:02:08] JuanMaestro lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:59 from level 44.
[07/17/12 14:16:03] Ivvy [474/760] has challenged JuanMaestro [374/387] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:41:58 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[10/11/12 06:54:47] idleOne [456/610] has come upon JuanMaestro [366/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:29:53 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[10/13/12 01:25:08] JuanMaestro [185/387] has come upon Grim [545/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/13/12 06:16:16] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:28 towards level 44.
[10/14/12 04:21:58] neurospex [729/837] has challenged JuanMaestro [246/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:56 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/14/12 14:06:07] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:01 from level 44.
[10/14/12 23:27:25] JuanMaestro [181/391] has challenged Beavis [384/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/15/12 04:27:24] neurospex [128/837] has challenged JuanMaestro [321/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:44 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/15/12 14:27:00] ToBeFree [39/292] has challenged JuanMaestro [352/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to ToBeFree's clock.
[10/16/12 06:23:56] JuanMaestro spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! JuanMaestro's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/12 17:59:48] code_slinger [412/420] has challenged JuanMaestro [205/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:34 is removed from code_slinger's clock.
[10/18/12 18:39:58] Lenny [797/943] has come upon JuanMaestro [72/382] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:01:10 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[10/19/12 05:06:31] JuanMaestro ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:42 from level 45.
[10/19/12 22:53:20] EnCrypt3r [176/271] has challenged JuanMaestro [27/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from EnCrypt3r's clock.
[10/19/12 22:53:20] In the fierce battle, JuanMaestro dropped his level 28 amulet! EnCrypt3r picks it up, tossing his old level 26 amulet to JuanMaestro.
[10/20/12 04:14:29] angelos [149/220] has challenged JuanMaestro [190/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to angelos's clock.
[10/20/12 09:27:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:23:59 from level 45.
[10/20/12 10:29:56] tann [483/513] has come upon JuanMaestro [9/380] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:15:52 is removed from tann's clock.
[10/20/12 11:23:38] JuanMaestro [46/384] has challenged digitaldonk [137/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/22/12 02:29:42] davie [224/587] has challenged JuanMaestro [10/384] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:33:10 is removed from davie's clock.
[11/25/14 14:40:51] JuanMaestro [1/4] has challenged EvilSoul [264/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/14 14:55:14] JuanMaestro [3/8] has challenged brimstone [267/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/14 15:07:32] dxrt [243/907] has challenged JuanMaestro [1/8] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:07:01 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[11/25/14 15:12:25] JuanMaestro [1/14] has challenged Rarity [532/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/14 15:31:49] JuanMaestro [7/17] has challenged RBecker [204/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/14 16:18:40] JuanMaestro [16/36] has challenged Spazturtle [433/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/14 18:00:01] JuanMaestro [3/68] has challenged vrillusions [1080/1091] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/14 19:39:43] JuanMaestro [17/86] has challenged sjefen6 [119/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/26/14 13:09:02] JuanMaestro [138/178] has challenged neo [240/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/26/14 13:12:48] CRowen, brendan, and JuanMaestro [658/1113] have team battled dxrt, discopig, and kaplejon [874/1758] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/14 22:20:01] JuanMaestro [135/180] has challenged identd [449/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/27/14 09:37:26] JuanMaestro [120/216] has challenged pfoley [523/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/27/14 16:58:53] JuanMaestro [80/225] has challenged eva42 [389/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/14 01:26:12] JuanMaestro [40/228] has challenged Simie [485/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/14 11:25:43] JuanMaestro [223/235] has challenged XJR-9 [584/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/14 11:52:54] JuanMaestro was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:08 from level 29.
[11/28/14 13:37:46] JuanMaestro [119/235] has come upon r00f [48/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:03 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/14 19:51:12] ph00ktastic [158/398] has come upon JuanMaestro [179/235] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:07 is added to ph00ktastic's clock.
[11/28/14 22:40:13] JuanMaestro [61/238] has challenged SchrodingersScat [396/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/29/14 03:34:38] benonsoftware [30/447] has challenged JuanMaestro [171/241] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:18:44 is added to benonsoftware's clock.
[11/29/14 11:07:22] snooker, verrbot, and yond [35/1637] have team battled ReGan, JuanMaestro, and benonsoftware [496/1148] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/14 12:03:17] JuanMaestro [82/241] has challenged kenyon [1118/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/29/14 20:53:17] greycat, MontyZuma, and pants [764/2323] have team battled Kyree, JuanMaestro, and spillere [80/1154] and won! 4 days, 01:05:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/14 23:48:21] Silvanus_Betrium, Cypher, and spillere [147/1461] have team battled digitaldonk, desspugne, and JuanMaestro [1535/2217] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/14 04:00:22] JuanMaestro [35/252] has challenged Tronsha [369/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/30/14 21:10:29] Immortalis [185/291] has challenged JuanMaestro [55/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Immortalis's clock.
[11/30/14 21:45:56] JuanMaestro [46/289] has challenged RBecker [86/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/01/14 13:10:09] clonak [307/522] has come upon JuanMaestro [171/289] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:54:52 is removed from clonak's clock.
[12/01/14 18:21:58] JuanMaestro [131/314] has challenged yang [516/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/02/14 12:09:40] CFSworks [545/760] has come upon JuanMaestro [222/314] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:22:40 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[12/02/14 18:15:47] JuanMaestro [29/314] has challenged davidfg4 [172/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/03/14 00:04:41] Wayneoween [231/609] has challenged JuanMaestro [297/314] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:22:46 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[12/03/14 21:59:01] JuanMaestro [110/339] has challenged Tenorman [753/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/04/14 06:42:25] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:00 towards level 36.
[12/04/14 16:09:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 0 days, 08:52:41 toward level 36.
[12/04/14 20:08:18] JuanMaestro [26/344] has challenged yano [55/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/05/14 22:09:08] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:04 towards level 37.
[12/06/14 10:11:00] JuanMaestro [334/344] has challenged tmberg [32/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/06/14 10:23:04] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:07 towards level 38.
[12/06/14 16:33:16] fattrat [46/473] has challenged JuanMaestro [1/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:29:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/06/14 17:16:02] Kabaka [66/458] has come upon JuanMaestro [138/344] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:09:44 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[12/07/14 17:24:43] JuanMaestro [13/344] has challenged SirMonkeybox [161/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/08/14 16:48:41] JuanMaestro fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! JuanMaestro's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/08/14 20:57:14] igorastds [210/391] has come upon JuanMaestro [31/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:52 is removed from igorastds's clock.
[12/08/14 22:25:24] JuanMaestro [53/340] has come upon pfoley [180/659] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:40 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/09/14 04:51:04] CRowen [3/432] has come upon JuanMaestro [100/340] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:35 is added to CRowen's clock.
[12/09/14 05:31:04] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:37 towards level 39.
[12/09/14 06:34:15] pants, JuanMaestro, and Glorfindel [1204/1383] have team battled VonGuard, r00f, and TauPan [1187/1409] and won! 0 days, 02:34:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/14 16:50:18] JuanMaestro [266/346] has challenged Kinsmir [327/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/10/14 08:53:35] JuanMaestro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:38 from level 40.
[12/10/14 17:03:01] pekster [529/550] has come upon JuanMaestro [220/346] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:50:06 is removed from pekster's clock.
[12/10/14 20:52:37] JuanMaestro, Birdbones, and Kinsmir [593/1803] have team battled TheRub, dxrt, and pants [1757/1875] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/14 06:10:32] irix, Kinsmir, and jbroome [1855/2043] have team battled SirMonkeybox, davidfg4, and JuanMaestro [1282/1519] and won! 0 days, 20:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/14 08:17:10] desspugne [356/954] has challenged JuanMaestro [137/346] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:10:23 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[12/12/14 13:30:48] sasaniak, dwfreed, and JuanMaestro [758/1506] have team battled SlowRiot, nexxy, and kenyon [761/2188] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/14 14:45:56] JuanMaestro [171/346] has challenged neo [136/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/13/14 03:06:40] c0de [87/653] has come upon JuanMaestro [224/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:36:23 is added to c0de's clock.
[12/13/14 10:25:38] Pici [639/666] has challenged JuanMaestro [55/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:21 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/13/14 10:35:23] JuanMaestro was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:36 from level 41.
[12/15/14 02:19:38] JuanMaestro [34/395] has challenged woonack [601/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/15/14 05:46:42] JuanMaestro set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:31 from level 42.
[12/15/14 10:51:37] fattrat, JuanMaestro, and Eksarion [966/1240] have team battled pants, SirMonkeybox, and prattmic [289/1952] and won! 0 days, 07:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/14 11:29:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 1 day, 17:01:01 toward level 42.
[12/16/14 05:31:35] Yankee, Gunther, and nexxy [1228/2137] have team battled SpamMage, JuanMaestro, and double [1238/1561] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/14 15:43:54] JuanMaestro [517/530] has challenged Tronsha [417/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/17/14 06:58:58] davidfg4 [454/529] has challenged JuanMaestro [240/530] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[12/18/14 04:57:03] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:03 from level 43.
[12/18/14 06:43:12] ruan, NightExcessive, and SchrodingersScat [1012/2087] have team battled JuanMaestro, Doctor, and grooverider [1794/2287] and lost! 0 days, 12:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/14 17:37:14] verrbot [302/498] has come upon JuanMaestro [9/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:01 is removed from verrbot's clock.
[12/19/14 01:22:22] Pici [392/666] has come upon JuanMaestro [383/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:42:29 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/19/14 04:26:58] JuanMaestro ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:07 from level 43.
[12/19/14 08:39:06] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:21 towards level 43.
[12/19/14 23:05:40] JuanMaestro [65/530] has challenged L235 [220/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/20/14 00:40:52] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:42 towards level 44.
[12/20/14 02:53:06] r00f, Pici, and lipek [924/2098] have team battled JuanMaestro, woonack, and Tenorman [53/2120] and won! 0 days, 21:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/14 04:04:24] Egypt [250/362] has challenged JuanMaestro [210/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Egypt's clock.
[12/20/14 08:20:06] CornFly [213/455] has challenged JuanMaestro [219/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:40 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/30/14 08:48:53] Unihedron [27/128] has challenged JuanMaestro [487/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Unihedron's clock.
[12/30/14 14:18:24] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:08 towards level 44.
[12/31/14 19:15:30] JuanMaestro was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:26 from level 44.
[01/01/15 02:00:05] MontyZuma, JuanMaestro, and Zaratustra [1337/1995] have team battled argus, Agent86, and Rarity [277/1974] and won! 0 days, 04:14:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/15 19:00:02] JuanMaestro [235/530] has challenged TheMadHatter [307/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/02/15 21:47:25] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:47 towards level 45.
[01/04/15 14:39:26] Tenorman [23/812] has challenged JuanMaestro [353/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:51:00 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/04/15 21:04:49] argus, JuanMaestro, and edo [897/1896] have team battled Lemelisk, Andries, and LordH [203/1321] and won! 0 days, 08:33:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/15 22:51:26] CRowen [312/452] has come upon JuanMaestro [269/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:35 is removed from CRowen's clock.
[01/05/15 02:24:52] Andronix [55/340] has challenged JuanMaestro [118/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Andronix's clock.
[01/05/15 12:27:16] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:32 towards level 45.
[01/06/15 06:21:42] JuanMaestro [299/530] has challenged Mateusz [251/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/06/15 20:03:22] bairyn [378/523] has come upon JuanMaestro [381/530] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:22:25 is added to bairyn's clock.
[01/07/15 10:26:26] idleOne [244/905] has come upon JuanMaestro [46/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:46 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[01/07/15 11:00:23] JuanMaestro [442/530] has challenged r00f [385/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:57:01 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/07/15 22:03:50] NightExcessive [403/544] has challenged JuanMaestro [347/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:22 is removed from NightExcessive's clock.
[01/08/15 09:07:14] twohlix [248/554] has challenged JuanMaestro [464/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to twohlix's clock.
[01/08/15 19:50:40] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:36 towards level 46.
[01/08/15 23:11:35] pfoley [404/670] has challenged JuanMaestro [417/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:29:15 is added to pfoley's clock.
[01/10/15 03:52:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 0 days, 03:39:04 toward level 46.
[01/10/15 06:12:42] JuanMaestro [6/559] has challenged andrewhuntley [293/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/10/15 10:54:49] seanmnaes [128/249] has come upon JuanMaestro [397/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:27 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/11/15 02:07:22] JuanMaestro had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:22 towards level 47.
[01/11/15 17:58:26] JuanMaestro had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:14 towards level 47.
[01/11/15 22:31:56] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:13 towards level 47.
[01/13/15 23:23:20] JuanMaestro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:16 from level 47.
[01/14/15 01:49:08] TauPan [244/349] has challenged JuanMaestro [309/559] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:14:53 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/14/15 04:49:23] Budzogan [62/211] has challenged JuanMaestro [552/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[01/14/15 13:11:14] JuanMaestro sharpened the edge of his weapon! JuanMaestro's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/15 14:41:19] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:42 from level 47.
[10/17/16 12:12:31] JuanMaestro [490/575] has challenged Zoddo [107/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/17/16 12:25:39] nikoJ [243/454] has come upon JuanMaestro [551/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:16:39 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[10/17/16 17:37:07] shandor [17/773] has challenged JuanMaestro [524/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:31 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/18/16 05:01:01] simple [153/866] has come upon JuanMaestro [163/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:56 is added to simple's clock.
[10/18/16 08:42:16] Ladon [649/998] has challenged JuanMaestro [271/575] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:59 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[10/18/16 13:27:26] JuanMaestro [538/575] has come upon tmberg [555/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:59:43 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/18/16 14:29:30] jeffl35 [9/17] has challenged JuanMaestro [416/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to jeffl35's clock.
[10/18/16 22:14:48] JuanMaestro got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:00 from level 48.
[10/19/16 03:17:18] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:44 towards level 48.
[10/19/16 10:10:35] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:11 towards level 48.
[10/20/16 14:01:47] JuanMaestro [410/575] has come upon Bloonface [108/156] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:18:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/21/16 02:52:54] JuanMaestro was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:11:57 from level 48.
[10/22/16 01:12:21] Plasmastar [5/305] has come upon JuanMaestro [541/575] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:42:02 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/22/16 19:19:31] JuanMaestro [354/575] has challenged gabriel [374/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:04 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/23/16 00:48:05] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:52 towards level 48.
[10/23/16 17:01:05] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:16 towards level 48.
[10/23/16 19:45:16] JuanMaestro [189/575] has challenged kier [196/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/24/16 23:38:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 6 days, 00:27:21 toward level 49.
[10/25/16 15:24:34] JuanMaestro [265/575] has come upon blizgerg [346/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:33 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/26/16 00:50:50] blizgerg [319/839] has challenged JuanMaestro [233/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:06 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/27/16 08:15:04] JuanMaestro died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:30 from level 49.
[10/27/16 09:40:56] JuanMaestro [319/578] has challenged Satoshi [359/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/27/16 16:38:51] JuanMaestro [404/578] has challenged IndigoTiger [286/1024] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:03:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/28/16 05:08:34] Pokota [150/576] has come upon JuanMaestro [339/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:28:13 is added to Pokota's clock.
[10/28/16 14:03:48] JuanMaestro [279/578] has come upon Cameron_D [532/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:43:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/28/16 18:01:35] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:18 towards level 50.
[10/29/16 02:18:15] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:01 towards level 50.
[10/30/16 02:12:00] kensington [239/605] has come upon JuanMaestro [145/578] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:40:31 is removed from kensington's clock.
[10/30/16 12:33:36] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:17 towards level 50.
[10/31/16 09:59:01] JuanMaestro has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:15 from level 50.
[10/31/16 13:31:53] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:24 towards level 50.
[10/31/16 19:07:50] rt [0/140] has challenged JuanMaestro [302/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to rt's clock.
[11/01/16 05:24:14] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:39 towards level 50.
[11/02/16 12:29:28] JuanMaestro [514/578] has challenged Lios [11/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:49 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/02/16 12:29:28] JuanMaestro has dealt Lios a Critical Strike! 9 days, 17:00:53 is added to Lios's clock.
[11/03/16 02:01:11] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:51 towards level 50.
[11/03/16 16:00:43] Agent86, JuanMaestro, and Drevas [257/1533] have team battled Unikitty, Tenorman, and SN4T14 [2204/2242] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/16 11:50:02] JuanMaestro [262/579] has challenged damyan [453/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/04/16 18:49:51] Unikitty [372/916] has challenged JuanMaestro [408/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:32 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[11/06/16 00:00:29] JuanMaestro [504/579] has challenged shandor [568/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:35:44 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/06/16 08:03:46] JuanMaestro [212/579] has challenged MJ94 [768/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:30:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/06/16 23:35:50] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:05 from level 51.
[11/08/16 09:24:46] IronY [261/271] has challenged JuanMaestro [239/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from IronY's clock.
[11/08/16 11:11:55] JuanMaestro reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! JuanMaestro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/16 14:24:14] JuanMaestro [226/580] has challenged zokko [113/693] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:07:52 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/08/16 22:13:54] JuanMaestro, woonack, and Xenthys [1575/1740] have team battled Ironhoof, arlen, and osannatas [849/1704] and won! 2 days, 04:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/16 07:30:31] JuanMaestro [178/580] has challenged KeboDK [10/839] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:46 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/10/16 02:50:42] theZoMBiE, Woona, and Lemelisk [2219/2884] have team battled Zoddo, himuraken, and JuanMaestro [1022/1661] and won! 1 day, 01:12:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 15:00:53] <billytehnugget> [1/4] has challenged JuanMaestro [346/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to <billytehnugget>'s clock.
[11/12/16 01:35:52] dindinx [201/419] has come upon JuanMaestro [166/580] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:49:24 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[11/12/16 22:10:44] LegendaryQ [7/8] has challenged JuanMaestro [509/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[11/13/16 01:09:25] Commie, PocketKiller, and BURUT [943/1634] have team battled Sir_Lemming, JuanMaestro, and Anaxyn [1364/1905] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 16:08:01] JuanMaestro [494/580] has come upon Meta [604/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/13/16 17:09:47] MadMan, tmberg, and JuanMaestro [1623/2024] have team battled himuraken, Satoshi, and zankore [1915/2043] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 20:22:10] Brainiac [97/707] has come upon JuanMaestro [231/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:29 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/14/16 00:23:05] JuanMaestro was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:38 from level 51.
[11/14/16 10:01:41] JuanMaestro lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:56 from level 51.
[11/14/16 14:41:30] JuanMaestro broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:48 from level 51.
[11/14/16 15:14:51] jstg [128/620] has come upon JuanMaestro [51/580] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:31:53 is removed from jstg's clock.
[11/16/16 04:33:49] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:40 towards level 51.
[11/16/16 15:33:04] yasdorian [110/599] has challenged JuanMaestro [350/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:43:58 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[11/16/16 16:04:13] Jareeta [1027/1047] has come upon JuanMaestro [419/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:03:20 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[11/17/16 23:57:49] JuanMaestro ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:00 from level 51.
[11/18/16 20:29:49] JuanMaestro [417/580] has challenged damyan [843/975] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/19/16 04:22:04] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:41:30 from level 52.
[11/20/16 01:07:19] JuanMaestro [577/580] has challenged canton7 [198/660] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:12:15 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/20/16 03:24:41] JuanMaestro, theZoMBiE, Ttech, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 23:12:27] Milquetoast, Everyman, and JuanMaestro [575/1872] have team battled SirMonkeybox, HeavyPodda, and KeboDK [652/2388] and lost! 1 day, 00:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 03:27:30] Killerkid [776/903] has come upon JuanMaestro [475/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:59:38 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[11/24/16 09:00:55] bete_noire, Reilly, and dclaw123 [785/1721] have team battled JuanMaestro, blind, and Killerkid [990/2279] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 00:54:07] SirMonkeybox [392/627] has challenged JuanMaestro [132/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:23:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/25/16 14:42:31] JuanMaestro, SlowRiot, grooverider, and PinkiePie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/16 06:12:04] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:01 from level 52.
[11/26/16 21:39:16] Heisenberg [266/853] has come upon JuanMaestro [305/580] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:17:54 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/27/16 00:37:18] JuanMaestro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:17 from level 52.
[11/27/16 17:02:17] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:28 towards level 52.
[11/28/16 08:25:35] JuanMaestro [542/580] has challenged Taffer [446/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:19 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/16 22:00:24] Ferdroid [6/27] has challenged JuanMaestro [226/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Ferdroid's clock.
[11/29/16 21:33:16] JuanMaestro [471/580] has challenged sjefen6 [24/418] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/30/16 02:42:13] Globalirc [443/631] has challenged JuanMaestro [335/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:32 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/02/16 17:29:23] daemoneye [83/726] has come upon JuanMaestro [33/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:01 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[12/03/16 01:10:08] JuanMaestro [247/580] has challenged PinkiePie [291/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:47:26 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/03/16 16:13:24] holloway, JuanMaestro, and NeuralMiner [503/1253] have team battled Everyman, dxrt, and astropoint [1464/1961] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/16 07:22:39] JuanMaestro [401/580] has come upon dzen [304/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:48:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/05/16 01:12:56] Mirc0p [193/482] has come upon JuanMaestro [43/580] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:05:29 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[12/08/16 06:48:22] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:40 towards level 53.
[12/08/16 13:03:01] MrGlass [56/739] has challenged JuanMaestro [83/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:41:55 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/09/16 01:33:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 2 days, 16:41:33 toward level 53.
[12/10/16 07:41:32] soltys [416/682] has come upon JuanMaestro [180/580] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:08:31 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/10/16 11:09:04] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:57 towards level 53.
[12/10/16 19:49:22] JuanMaestro [240/580] has challenged mordac [149/675] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/12/16 08:39:23] Realmy [620/750] has challenged JuanMaestro [488/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:26:34 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[12/13/16 09:03:35] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:43 towards level 54.
[12/16/16 01:20:06] iViLe, allo, and Zaratustra [989/2424] have team battled mwhahaha, Pici, and JuanMaestro [960/2013] and won! 1 day, 05:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 09:19:03] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:14 towards level 54.
[12/16/16 16:56:16] womblecat [134/376] has challenged JuanMaestro [234/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/17/16 23:43:45] khmerboy, JuanMaestro, and WallIdl [860/1658] have team battled Zoddo, holloway, and Heisenberg [911/2066] and lost! 0 days, 05:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 13:14:25] Chuck [467/812] has come upon JuanMaestro [3/580] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:34:53 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/19/16 06:45:11] JuanMaestro [27/580] has challenged mordac [63/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:42 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/20/16 19:22:05] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:45 towards level 54.
[12/21/16 03:11:32] dodobrain, JuanMaestro, and Sailor_Venus [734/2024] have team battled PersonalJ, tmberg, and Ladon [2404/2540] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/16 16:43:43] Zaratustra [474/954] has challenged JuanMaestro [172/580] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:07:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/22/16 23:19:43] Firien [388/906] has challenged JuanMaestro [266/580] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:37:57 is removed from Firien's clock.
[12/23/16 08:21:04] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:20 towards level 54.
[12/23/16 14:08:07] Taffer, borsin, and JuanMaestro [160/1552] have team battled blizgerg, bete_noire, and bootdisk [151/1804] and won! 0 days, 14:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 01:29:41] JuanMaestro was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:59 from level 54.
[12/25/16 22:14:51] dwfreed, kenyon, and allo [1064/2094] have team battled Merkel, Woona, and JuanMaestro [125/2425] and won! 3 days, 09:36:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/16 06:56:49] JuanMaestro [555/580] has challenged pathfinder [145/184] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:31 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/26/16 13:50:39] everbrew [719/745] has challenged JuanMaestro [17/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:46 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[12/27/16 08:37:58] Iri, Killerkid, and unicron [1995/2057] have team battled JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Str1ngS [285/1699] and won! 1 day, 10:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/16 13:59:19] JuanMaestro [190/580] has challenged lysobit_ [26/219] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:38:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/27/16 14:30:05] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:03 towards level 55.
[12/27/16 17:18:52] JuanMaestro walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:23 from level 55.
[12/29/16 20:34:20] darkmage, kenyon, and abra0 [933/2881] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, IdleMaster, and JuanMaestro [2044/2088] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 04:20:39] mordac, HeavyPodda, and Lemelisk [1795/2850] have team battled Anaxyn, lysobit__, and JuanMaestro [1408/1740] and won! 0 days, 23:02:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 17:35:33] JuanMaestro [242/580] has challenged zankore [584/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:52:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/01/17 02:38:48] MJ94 [492/915] has challenged JuanMaestro [19/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:51:19 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/02/17 04:36:34] sjums_the_great, JuanMaestro, SirMonkeybox, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/17 21:56:34] AbrahamLinksys, SirMonkeybox, and shymega [77/1711] have team battled Heisenberg, Beavis, and JuanMaestro [2298/2469] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/17 10:59:08] shandor [385/792] has challenged JuanMaestro [244/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:52 is removed from shandor's clock.
[01/03/17 20:04:42] dxrt [659/947] has challenged JuanMaestro [353/580] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:40:46 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[01/04/17 04:35:31] JuanMaestro has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:38 from level 55.
[01/04/17 07:57:10] Goodkat, kenyon, and PinkiePie [2190/2228] have team battled Eldoreth, rharwood, and JuanMaestro [1176/1871] and won! 0 days, 03:12:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 12:00:46] JuanMaestro [247/580] has come upon Pithlit [363/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/06/17 06:42:28] hannesenator [707/914] has come upon JuanMaestro [514/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:56:23 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/06/17 13:28:58] kensington [235/601] has challenged JuanMaestro [89/580] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:08:07 is removed from kensington's clock.
[01/07/17 00:36:55] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:40 towards level 55.
[01/07/17 23:55:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 1 day, 06:39:21 toward level 55.
[01/08/17 00:41:21] h00k [346/892] has come upon JuanMaestro [379/580] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:37:54 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/08/17 22:48:51] robox, GilbertErik, and arlen [1375/1884] have team battled Cameron_D, NeuralMiner, and JuanMaestro [788/2354] and won! 0 days, 07:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/17 04:00:43] JuanMaestro [238/585] has challenged Cenhinen [160/629] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/11/17 03:19:27] JuanMaestro [399/597] has challenged theZoMBiE [805/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/11/17 19:46:28] JuanMaestro slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! JuanMaestro's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/17 10:55:00] JuanMaestro, Milquetoast, and SlowRiot [743/2447] have team battled Mirc0p, Cenhinen, and V`ger [358/1698] and won! 3 days, 13:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 15:23:01] JuanMaestro [559/591] has challenged Oooooog [421/524] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:39:18 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/13/17 06:50:17] arlen [808/935] has come upon JuanMaestro [415/591] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:05:03 is removed from arlen's clock.
[01/14/17 13:43:21] JuanMaestro got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:56:27 from level 56.
[01/16/17 10:31:28] WallIdl [720/808] has come upon JuanMaestro [470/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:07 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[01/16/17 17:37:02] simple [195/885] has come upon JuanMaestro [23/591] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:38:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/16/17 23:00:48] Lemelisk [651/1139] has challenged JuanMaestro [210/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:47 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[01/17/17 15:22:23] dodobrain [380/875] has challenged JuanMaestro [45/591] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[01/18/17 12:11:05] Silvanus_Betrium [722/851] has come upon JuanMaestro [421/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:15:44 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[01/18/17 21:50:59] Euronur [336/573] has come upon JuanMaestro [58/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:06:31 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[01/19/17 00:10:31] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:22 towards level 56.
[01/20/17 16:37:08] blind, Boohbah, and Oooooog [379/2019] have team battled holloway, AbacusAvenger, and JuanMaestro [1917/2068] and lost! 1 day, 18:20:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 05:47:05] kline [243/388] has come upon JuanMaestro [119/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:50 is removed from kline's clock.
[01/22/17 03:10:59] max, gabriel, and freeboson [2232/2428] have team battled halomademeapc, JuanMaestro, and RBecker [1291/1784] and won! 1 day, 08:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 06:34:57] Chuck [634/816] has challenged JuanMaestro [410/596] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/22/17 09:48:46] JuanMaestro [287/596] has challenged Cypher [960/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:50:08 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/22/17 14:38:34] AngryParsley, PersonalJ, and GilbertErik [100/2254] have team battled SudoKing, Doctor, and JuanMaestro [410/2253] and lost! 1 day, 23:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/17 18:19:18] JuanMaestro got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:51:16 from level 56.
[01/26/17 08:40:32] theemstra [683/733] has come upon JuanMaestro [247/596] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:11:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/27/17 05:30:37] Str1ngS [93/556] has challenged JuanMaestro [338/596] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:03:15 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[01/27/17 06:57:34] JuanMaestro got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:34 from level 56.
[01/28/17 10:12:24] dtype, XJR-9, and holloway [11/1729] have team battled yasdorian, JuanMaestro, and Tzic [1531/2026] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 16:17:37] stvc [106/223] has challenged JuanMaestro [129/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to stvc's clock.
[01/29/17 17:43:59] sjefen6 [390/418] has come upon JuanMaestro [60/596] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:05:51 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/30/17 18:25:32] Tzic [351/863] has challenged JuanMaestro [377/596] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:31:46 is added to Tzic's clock.
[01/31/17 14:06:19] master_j, HeavyPodda, and droogie [160/2483] have team battled Satoshi, Milquetoast, and JuanMaestro [1432/2324] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/17 21:43:14] JuanMaestro [355/596] has challenged pfoley [454/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/04/17 19:51:29] JuanMaestro [49/602] has challenged Birdbones [80/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/06/17 22:25:15] JuanMaestro [447/608] has challenged canton7 [473/737] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:11:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/07/17 11:12:12] agrajag [334/776] has come upon JuanMaestro [538/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:14:24 is added to agrajag's clock.
[02/07/17 19:37:13] awgh [325/351] has challenged JuanMaestro [379/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to awgh's clock.
[02/08/17 07:14:22] JuanMaestro lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:42:24 from level 57.
[02/08/17 13:28:27] WallIdl, RedW, and Zye [2331/2415] have team battled CornFly, everbrew, and JuanMaestro [701/2285] and won! 1 day, 02:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 21:04:00] vox, Milquetoast, and Bokkie [763/2618] have team battled arlen, JuanMaestro, and FakeWizard [1928/2249] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/17 21:59:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 07:47:14 from level 57.
[02/11/17 16:07:22] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:39:42 towards level 57.
[02/11/17 21:33:30] simple, Fattyeater, and Woona [118/2222] have team battled JuanMaestro, Evrial, and vox [1576/2246] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/17 23:58:10] qbit, elbie, and PiotrekD [1188/1600] have team battled Birdbones, theemstra, and JuanMaestro [379/2296] and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 03:39:55] JuanMaestro [270/608] has come upon Sundance [138/609] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:00:03 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/13/17 05:31:23] Grummit [17/413] has challenged JuanMaestro [327/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Grummit's clock.
[02/13/17 22:55:12] JuanMaestro [125/608] has come upon Boohbah [362/774] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:09:14 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/15/17 06:24:47] Sundance, grdryn, and JuanMaestro [698/1624] have team battled kensington, Iri, and keepermurf [1638/1926] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 12:52:50] canton7 [198/727] has come upon JuanMaestro [336/611] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:29:47 is added to canton7's clock.
[02/15/17 14:50:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 21:10:43 from level 57.
[02/16/17 11:39:32] JuanMaestro [359/611] has challenged MadMan [94/666] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:24:04 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/17/17 18:49:41] Majak [146/532] has challenged JuanMaestro [270/611] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:47:10 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/18/17 07:21:03] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:44 towards level 57.
[02/18/17 17:04:38] darkmage, godog, and JuanMaestro [2140/2246] have team battled RedW, eva42, and Euronur [1501/2774] and won! 0 days, 00:52:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 12:29:53] JuanMaestro, IndigoTiger, and RBecker [1987/2418] have team battled sasaniak, rharwood, and bl4ckscor3 [871/1588] and won! 1 day, 09:44:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 13:37:31] zankore, Grums, and TauPan [364/1467] have team battled JuanMaestro, RistoUuranmaki, and ville [278/1967] and won! 0 days, 15:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/17 02:31:49] JuanMaestro [52/611] has challenged XF [150/265] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:42:55 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/23/17 11:40:18] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:31 towards level 57.
[02/24/17 07:03:26] JuanMaestro, basepi, and simple [30/2347] have team battled bootdisk, Ironhoof, and zankore [19/2022] and won! 2 days, 19:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 13:38:39] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:08:31 from level 57.
[02/27/17 20:29:34] Boohbah [194/776] has come upon JuanMaestro [78/611] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:38 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[03/01/17 04:49:34] grdryn [226/392] has challenged JuanMaestro [171/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from grdryn's clock.
[03/01/17 19:26:07] Woona [760/858] has come upon JuanMaestro [417/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:09:49 is removed from Woona's clock.
[03/01/17 20:23:18] JuanMaestro [519/611] has challenged Agent86 [538/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:01:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/03/17 05:04:46] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:54 towards level 57.
[03/06/17 03:55:18] JuanMaestro [64/611] has challenged PiotrekD [522/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:10:47 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/06/17 16:38:32] idlerpgww [19/73] has challenged JuanMaestro [409/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/07/17 00:09:26] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:54 towards level 57.
[03/07/17 05:56:54] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:27:44 from level 57.
[03/07/17 06:15:49] JuanMaestro misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:54:56 from level 57.
[03/08/17 08:13:55] bl4ckscor3 [290/523] has challenged JuanMaestro [463/611] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:04:43 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/08/17 08:29:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 1 day, 21:59:28 toward level 57.
[03/09/17 11:12:47] BronyDee, MadMan, and SudoKing [623/2074] have team battled Tratos, Herb_Tarlek, and JuanMaestro [1736/2262] and lost! 1 day, 21:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/17 02:17:16] gabriel [84/779] has come upon JuanMaestro [54/611] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:36:23 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[03/10/17 08:21:44] JuanMaestro [465/611] has challenged Adar [404/553] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/11/17 13:18:45] Zaratustra, JuanMaestro, and Globalirc [861/2258] have team battled pfoley, pants, and Iri [871/1786] and lost! 2 days, 04:17:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/17 15:22:40] Woona [103/858] has come upon JuanMaestro [75/611] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:58:16 is removed from Woona's clock.
[03/11/17 20:43:42] theZoMBiE [94/945] has challenged JuanMaestro [485/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:21 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/12/17 23:52:49] Iri [250/456] has challenged JuanMaestro [246/611] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:53:52 is removed from Iri's clock.
[03/13/17 23:51:10] HeavyPodda, elbie, and sjums_the_great [1709/1936] have team battled dclaw123, RistoUuranmaki, and JuanMaestro [1436/2143] and won! 1 day, 01:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/17 08:38:40] ncarl747 [303/451] has challenged JuanMaestro [262/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[03/14/17 08:38:40] In the fierce battle, JuanMaestro dropped his level 56 pair of boots! ncarl747 picks it up, tossing his old level 23 pair of boots to JuanMaestro.
[03/15/17 05:58:46] Firien [193/788] has come upon JuanMaestro [169/578] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:18:00 is removed from Firien's clock.
[03/15/17 06:16:44] Firien [128/788] has come upon JuanMaestro [330/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:16:19 is added to Firien's clock.
[03/15/17 18:16:14] JuanMaestro [575/578] has challenged Darky [864/865] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:17:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/16/17 02:19:04] JuanMaestro [20/578] has challenged SirMonkeybox [125/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:04:02 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/16/17 15:48:56] elf, SlowRiot, and tspange [1565/2647] have team battled Meta, JuanMaestro, and brycec [1397/2203] and won! 2 days, 17:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 01:52:43] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:58 towards level 58.
[03/19/17 07:58:24] El_Sobaka, Heisenberg, and SudoKing [263/1964] have team battled JuanMaestro, MJ94, and Lemelisk [2006/2418] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 08:11:25] AngryParsley [480/933] has come upon JuanMaestro [4/578] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:15:31 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[03/20/17 07:59:11] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:54:20 from level 58.
[03/20/17 08:45:22] JuanMaestro, AbacusAvenger, and yano [808/1863] have team battled canton7, PiotrekD, and neurospex [60/2745] and won! 4 days, 04:42:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 03:46:43] dtype, El_Sobaka, and JuanMaestro [543/1687] have team battled soltys, pfoley, and AngryParsley [1435/2259] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/17 03:08:52] JuanMaestro spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! JuanMaestro's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/17 20:44:28] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:25 towards level 58.
[03/24/17 13:21:06] jstg, Hodor, and ruan [190/1557] have team battled Satoshi, JuanMaestro, and jenksy [807/2289] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/17 21:47:06] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:31 towards level 58.
[03/26/17 18:02:56] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:02:39 from level 58.
[03/27/17 03:08:51] irix [968/1042] has come upon JuanMaestro [492/570] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:37:08 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/27/17 05:58:14] JuanMaestro [247/570] has come upon petrichor [177/669] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:32:32 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/27/17 16:25:12] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:34 towards level 58.
[03/27/17 18:14:55] JuanMaestro was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:58:20 from level 58.
[03/27/17 18:41:38] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:58 towards level 58.
[03/27/17 18:46:58] pants, woonack, and osannatas [1023/1797] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, JuanMaestro, and SynthesizerPatel [1700/2061] and lost! 1 day, 05:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 01:34:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 3 days, 16:14:22 toward level 58.
[03/28/17 23:05:20] FakeWizard, JuanMaestro, and liara [461/1626] have team battled borsin, Taffer, and Mithkabob [826/1675] and lost! 0 days, 20:54:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 20:38:06] JuanMaestro set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:32 from level 58.
[03/31/17 22:11:22] Killerkid [171/937] has come upon JuanMaestro [517/570] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:29:24 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/31/17 22:25:42] Killerkid [71/937] has come upon JuanMaestro [238/570] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:40:13 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[04/01/17 13:12:47] Herb_Tarlek [105/656] has challenged JuanMaestro [202/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:16:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/01/17 20:48:27] theemstra [717/1008] has come upon JuanMaestro [476/570] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:18:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/02/17 07:18:18] shymega [75/512] has challenged JuanMaestro [319/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:49:30 is added to shymega's clock.
[04/02/17 09:56:35] vegadark [300/452] has come upon JuanMaestro [568/570] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:48:50 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/02/17 13:30:26] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:22 towards level 58.
[04/04/17 02:08:15] JuanMaestro [527/570] has challenged Sundance [643/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/04/17 05:21:28] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:05:44 towards level 59.
[04/14/17 08:25:53] Eiam, JuanMaestro, canton7, and m0shbear have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/17 16:27:31] theemstra, irix, and Grums [433/2514] have team battled JuanMaestro, Virtual, and Bl4ckC0r3 [777/1614] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/17 23:07:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 13 days, 11:01:06 toward level 59.
[04/15/17 13:46:13] JuanMaestro [492/570] has come upon sjums_the_great [391/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:40:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/16/17 08:02:32] JuanMaestro [87/570] has come upon Agent86 [245/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:04:29 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/18/17 17:14:35] GilbertErik [538/674] has come upon JuanMaestro [323/570] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:35:40 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[04/18/17 17:21:02] robox [870/883] has come upon JuanMaestro [90/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:09:07 is removed from robox's clock.
[04/19/17 09:51:21] JuanMaestro [226/570] has challenged Avocet [87/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:23:23 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/19/17 14:53:13] elf [771/880] has challenged JuanMaestro [128/570] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:56:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/19/17 21:48:21] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:57 towards level 59.
[04/20/17 10:32:39] sjefen6, RBecker, and brendan [2424/2533] have team battled osannatas, elf, and JuanMaestro [1110/2074] and won! 1 day, 09:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/17 11:14:41] SudoKing, AngryParsley, and Firien [1698/2463] have team battled Fattyeater, JuanMaestro, and lipek [1165/2252] and won! 0 days, 06:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 21:43:46] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:58 towards level 59.
[04/22/17 06:53:21] Avocet [247/384] has challenged JuanMaestro [537/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/23/17 14:09:53] JuanMaestro [393/570] has come upon droogie [438/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:38 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/23/17 18:03:25] dtype [279/707] has challenged JuanMaestro [438/570] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to dtype's clock.
[04/24/17 17:46:55] JuanMaestro [46/604] has challenged kenyon [777/913] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/26/17 01:31:00] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:25 towards level 60.
[04/26/17 02:20:46] JuanMaestro was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:59:21 from level 60.
[04/26/17 13:40:05] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:50:27 towards level 60.
[04/26/17 19:45:17] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:10:21 towards level 60.
[04/29/17 16:55:38] Mrs.BigHead [96/573] has come upon JuanMaestro [422/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:35 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[05/01/17 00:45:41] JuanMaestro burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! JuanMaestro's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/17 03:31:15] Majak [373/534] has come upon JuanMaestro [392/602] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:12:20 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/01/17 10:47:13] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:35:59 towards level 60.
[05/03/17 02:54:16] JuanMaestro [544/605] has come upon nfsnobody [69/714] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:26:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/03/17 14:18:53] kenyon, AbacusAvenger, and JuanMaestro [465/2394] have team battled Bkid, Lemelisk, and borsin [1697/2386] and lost! 1 day, 09:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 06:04:00] JuanMaestro [308/605] has challenged Beavis [978/1071] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:20:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/04/17 09:40:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:50:43 from level 60.
[05/04/17 16:16:33] Jareeta [874/1126] has come upon JuanMaestro [282/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:02:12 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/04/17 21:30:29] Gatewayy, Ironhoof, and zankore [1176/2693] have team battled kenyon, agrajag, and JuanMaestro [2100/2398] and lost! 2 days, 16:40:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 21:36:58] Misza, simple, and Beavis [663/2886] have team battled irix, JuanMaestro, and holloway [584/2445] and won! 1 day, 00:13:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 12:00:34] JuanMaestro [98/605] has come upon Doctor [736/967] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:05:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/06/17 10:23:40] JuanMaestro [541/605] has challenged Heisenberg [84/849] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:40:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/06/17 14:33:39] Evrial [638/691] has come upon JuanMaestro [195/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:15:08 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[05/07/17 09:23:23] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:47:25 towards level 60.
[05/07/17 18:50:06] Taffer [458/709] has come upon JuanMaestro [97/605] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:49:30 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/08/17 07:20:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 11 days, 07:34:56 toward level 60.
[05/08/17 09:52:43] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:17:06 from level 60.
[05/09/17 23:08:54] Brady, Jareeta, and glook [866/1871] have team battled cirdan, brendan, and JuanMaestro [1908/2812] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/17 18:15:33] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:40 towards level 60.
[05/10/17 21:03:31] eva42 [734/1275] has challenged JuanMaestro [128/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:37 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/11/17 07:07:11] JuanMaestro [306/605] has challenged KingQuackers [137/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:53 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/12/17 20:21:27] blind [305/948] has challenged JuanMaestro [454/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:02 is added to blind's clock.
[05/12/17 22:22:10] JuanMaestro [109/605] has challenged MadMan [253/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/13/17 02:49:57] JuanMaestro [234/605] has come upon sjums_the_great [219/441] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:06:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/14/17 04:55:57] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:52 towards level 60.
[05/16/17 05:19:13] JuanMaestro was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:31 from level 60.
[05/16/17 20:15:09] LordH, JuanMaestro, and Gerdesas [244/2244] have team battled idlerpgww, Xenthys, and astrutt [375/1426] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/17 03:44:00] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:29 towards level 60.
[05/20/17 00:39:26] JuanMaestro [327/605] has challenged chadi [19/370] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:33:10 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/20/17 09:30:47] Firien [610/808] has come upon JuanMaestro [51/605] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:01:39 is removed from Firien's clock.
[05/20/17 21:07:58] IdleMaster [441/557] has challenged JuanMaestro [252/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:16 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/21/17 05:26:01] idisjunction [510/1079] has come upon JuanMaestro [451/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:08:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/21/17 15:54:34] JuanMaestro, theZoMBiE, and ohnx [44/2360] have team battled Birdbones, kinopu, and Killerkid [1351/1826] and lost! 2 days, 22:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 20:29:36] girrrrrrr2 [6/213] has challenged JuanMaestro [365/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to girrrrrrr2's clock.
[05/22/17 20:38:35] X-Ray [179/243] has challenged JuanMaestro [41/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from X-Ray's clock.
[05/23/17 04:25:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 20 days, 20:33:24 toward level 61.
[05/23/17 06:14:50] Misza [152/931] has come upon JuanMaestro [575/605] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:51:21 is added to Misza's clock.
[05/23/17 11:41:22] Jareeta [807/1131] has come upon JuanMaestro [231/605] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:56:02 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/23/17 12:52:08] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:04 towards level 61.
[05/23/17 15:31:46] glook [312/563] has come upon JuanMaestro [183/605] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:41:14 is removed from glook's clock.
[05/23/17 18:23:05] Brady [92/339] has challenged JuanMaestro [357/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:40 is added to Brady's clock.
[05/23/17 20:46:22] Azerothian [13/139] has challenged JuanMaestro [343/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[05/25/17 08:49:41] chadi, borsin, and JuanMaestro [548/1442] have team battled Syloq, SlowRiot, and bootdisk [176/1888] and won! 0 days, 13:50:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 16:33:12] MadMan [306/956] has challenged JuanMaestro [439/605] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:57:56 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/25/17 17:11:02] yano, RedW, and manish17xxx [412/2066] have team battled Tenorman, theZoMBiE, and JuanMaestro [357/2620] and won! 2 days, 20:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 10:22:16] JuanMaestro [60/605] has come upon Eiam [401/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:59:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/17 13:10:08] JuanMaestro was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:16:36 from level 61.
[05/29/17 00:13:05] JuanMaestro, sjefen6, blind, and Gatewayy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/17 19:48:55] qbit, abra0, and shymega [973/2197] have team battled JuanMaestro, Gatewayy, and Boohbah [156/2172] and won! 0 days, 17:23:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 17:19:02] idisjunction [532/1079] has challenged JuanMaestro [136/605] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:55:45 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/01/17 01:20:41] Globalirc [427/728] has challenged JuanMaestro [68/605] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/01/17 19:06:16] Crazycatlady [460/682] has challenged JuanMaestro [423/605] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/02/17 04:49:31] JuanMaestro got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:37:28 from level 61.
[06/02/17 05:07:19] Torgeir [102/164] has challenged JuanMaestro [459/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[06/03/17 00:20:50] arlen, Satoshi, and brendan [705/3036] have team battled kensington, JuanMaestro, and ohnx [2032/2308] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/17 21:34:53] MrGlass [41/793] has challenged JuanMaestro [445/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:06 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/04/17 22:39:18] Torgeir, JuanMaestro, and vrillusions [1268/1826] have team battled everbrew, Tenorman, and dan [595/2126] and won! 0 days, 02:31:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 00:04:15] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:55 towards level 61.
[06/07/17 02:17:17] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:15 towards level 61.
[06/09/17 07:31:55] JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Adar [1927/1994] have team battled himuraken, CornFly, and RistoUuranmaki [1539/2604] and won! 0 days, 23:46:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 19:30:01] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:34 towards level 61.
[06/09/17 22:55:40] Fluttershy [862/886] has challenged JuanMaestro [369/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:21:00 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[06/10/17 06:35:13] JuanMaestro [568/604] has come upon Hydrogenum [295/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:44:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/10/17 07:36:37] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:20 towards level 61.
[06/10/17 14:02:26] arlen [440/918] has come upon JuanMaestro [376/604] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:28 is removed from arlen's clock.
[06/10/17 15:58:14] elbie [675/786] has challenged JuanMaestro [70/604] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:13:40 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/10/17 17:58:33] JuanMaestro [240/604] has challenged zifnab06 [43/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:13 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/11/17 04:33:06] JuanMaestro ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:15 from level 61.
[06/11/17 11:13:44] bigjay, JuanMaestro, and Opie [1270/2455] have team battled alexj, Sundance, and Bl4ckC0re [1169/1567] and won! 0 days, 04:41:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 05:59:17] JuanMaestro [412/608] has challenged kenyon [643/689] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:17:02 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/12/17 17:32:35] JuanMaestro [230/608] has come upon PinkiePie [632/651] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:06:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/14/17 01:47:54] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:52:37 towards level 62.
[06/14/17 02:24:38] dodobrain, uhmmm, and Adar [1587/2069] have team battled sbp, JuanMaestro, and abra0 [752/2191] and won! 1 day, 02:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 13:28:49] mwhahaha [220/597] has come upon JuanMaestro [526/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:18:08 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/16/17 13:20:04] Heisenberg [879/965] has challenged JuanMaestro [236/608] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/17/17 01:33:36] JuanMaestro broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:50:13 from level 62.
[06/17/17 19:49:21] JuanMaestro [9/608] has come upon AbacusAvenger [584/869] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:17:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/18/17 09:27:01] manish17xxx [604/735] has challenged JuanMaestro [407/608] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:23 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[06/18/17 19:39:21] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:19:19 towards level 62.
[06/18/17 21:28:51] JuanMaestro [207/608] has challenged idisjunction [641/1080] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:56:20 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/20/17 03:34:02] JuanMaestro [559/608] has challenged Torgeir [88/322] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:34:18 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/21/17 21:40:52] JuanMaestro [581/608] has challenged Psilocybe [415/707] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:23:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/22/17 01:32:54] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:48:22 towards level 62.
[06/22/17 04:39:13] grooverider, Xenthys, and IdleMaster [708/2346] have team battled suterismus, vox, and JuanMaestro [1550/2924] and lost! 1 day, 07:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 05:59:07] kenyon, Ttech, and Evrial [2762/2834] have team battled Avocet, KingQuackers, and JuanMaestro [211/1674] and won! 5 days, 13:06:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/17 13:23:58] JuanMaestro saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:55:05 from level 62.
[06/23/17 20:54:36] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:17:00 towards level 62.
[06/24/17 13:18:36] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:30:31 towards level 62.
[06/25/17 12:37:10] JuanMaestro met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:10:49 from level 62.
[06/25/17 18:43:56] Asara, dindinx, and Lnk [887/2199] have team battled JuanMaestro, Sixbierehomme, and Globalirc [1696/2062] and lost! 1 day, 06:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/17 00:12:31] JuanMaestro [269/613] has challenged kinopu [28/558] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:51:11 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/26/17 00:12:31] In the fierce battle, kinopu dropped his level 182 weapon! JuanMaestro picks it up, tossing his old level 177 weapon to kinopu.
[06/27/17 02:54:07] Antium, Atan, and Iri [1332/1514] have team battled unicron, JuanMaestro, and sigmg [1220/1888] and won! 0 days, 10:42:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 07:35:25] Doctor, JuanMaestro, and max [431/2392] have team battled Zaratustra, Ephod, and Zoddo [2095/2183] and lost! 2 days, 19:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/17 07:52:57] Misza [464/902] has come upon JuanMaestro [245/618] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:40:43 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/27/17 11:19:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 27 days, 08:23:48 toward level 62.
[06/27/17 16:23:30] bootdisk [387/649] has challenged JuanMaestro [405/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:01 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[06/28/17 00:18:40] Antium [419/438] has come upon JuanMaestro [399/618] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:54 is removed from Antium's clock.
[06/28/17 18:03:39] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:44 towards level 62.
[06/29/17 11:40:06] m0shbear, Chuck, and Pici [1241/2528] have team battled JuanMaestro, Agent86, and HeavyPodda [1758/2410] and lost! 0 days, 16:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 19:36:54] wulk [95/295] has come upon JuanMaestro [377/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:08 is added to wulk's clock.
[07/01/17 11:32:33] jstg, Sundance, and sjefen6 [29/1817] have team battled yano, JuanMaestro, and Iri [669/1606] and lost! 1 day, 06:26:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/17 19:40:03] Zaratustra [809/1159] has challenged JuanMaestro [347/618] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:35:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/02/17 03:41:25] JuanMaestro [102/618] has challenged bigjay [494/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:29 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/02/17 07:42:05] JuanMaestro [502/618] has challenged Torgeir [178/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:01 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/04/17 05:49:13] JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Boohbah [1845/2216] have team battled Antium, pfoley, and Fattyeater [722/1642] and won! 1 day, 00:21:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 16:51:14] Heisenberg [372/965] has challenged JuanMaestro [346/618] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:29:51 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/06/17 04:45:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 0 days, 06:54:31 toward level 62.
[07/07/17 15:25:24] csssuf [216/347] has challenged JuanMaestro [574/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/08/17 00:10:01] theZoMBiE, arlen, and JuanMaestro [1904/2529] have team battled Tenorman, Antium, and petrichor [1936/2561] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 16:33:02] Ttech, dclaw123, and Eldoreth [2080/3274] have team battled PriceChild, Furry, and JuanMaestro [1627/1899] and won! 2 days, 17:30:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 23:24:50] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:27 towards level 62.
[07/09/17 05:29:42] JuanMaestro [533/618] has challenged SlowRiot [591/929] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/09/17 10:09:10] SirMonkeybox [740/922] has challenged JuanMaestro [472/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:28:06 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/09/17 17:47:37] JuanMaestro, tspange, and ToHellWithGA [1784/1823] have team battled Lios, kenyon, and Misza [24/2671] and won! 1 day, 12:26:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 06:57:35] JuanMaestro [590/618] has come upon qbit [481/720] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:53:34 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/14/17 04:01:16] JuanMaestro, SpikeX, and Chuck [1254/1910] have team battled hhes, Torgeir, and RBecker [1291/1633] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 04:31:41] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:15:43 towards level 63.
[07/14/17 06:00:18] JuanMaestro [330/618] has come upon dclaw123 [14/880] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:09:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/14/17 14:28:44] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:37 towards level 63.
[07/14/17 21:04:54] JuanMaestro was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:18:20 from level 63.
[07/16/17 18:23:28] AncalagonThBlack [101/652] has come upon JuanMaestro [38/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:05 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[07/30/17 21:38:14] idisjunction [437/873] has come upon JuanMaestro [14/624] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:09:15 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/31/17 21:31:10] dclaw123 [276/873] has come upon JuanMaestro [515/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:24 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[08/01/17 05:37:56] JuanMaestro was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:45:33 from level 63.
[08/01/17 19:40:41] ruan [387/514] has come upon JuanMaestro [565/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:59:39 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/02/17 17:52:24] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:48:24 towards level 63.
[08/05/17 16:49:55] gollum, Cameron_D, and Avocet [1145/2552] have team battled pants, JuanMaestro, and SchrodingersScat [673/2274] and won! 1 day, 11:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 03:01:09] SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and JuanMaestro [241/2448] have team battled Misza, RistoUuranmaki, and freeboson [755/2708] and lost! 3 days, 09:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 02:43:06] JuanMaestro [202/629] has come upon xa [326/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:47:45 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/08/17 13:18:15] damyan [658/748] has challenged JuanMaestro [259/629] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:17:19 is removed from damyan's clock.
[08/10/17 05:25:08] JuanMaestro [448/629] has challenged Euronur [73/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:45:54 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/10/17 07:36:59] Pici [187/1003] has challenged JuanMaestro [398/629] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to Pici's clock.
[08/12/17 03:05:52] JuanMaestro, J, Jareeta, and KingQuackers have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/17 04:52:53] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:47 towards level 63.
[08/12/17 05:11:11] damyan, dodobrain, and CoffeeMonster [1146/2219] have team battled JuanMaestro, Lemelisk, and Elgo [1069/1976] and won! 0 days, 12:34:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 06:55:14] JuanMaestro [359/629] has come upon awgh [276/576] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:07:58 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/13/17 09:01:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 4 days, 00:50:12 toward level 63.
[08/13/17 09:09:29] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:43 towards level 63.
[08/13/17 09:20:15] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:57 towards level 63.
[08/15/17 08:17:55] Zoddo [338/730] has come upon JuanMaestro [552/629] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:30:18 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[08/15/17 09:40:36] borsin, JuanMaestro, and Fluttershy [147/2164] have team battled Nofew, LegendaryQ, and AbacusAvenger [1339/2451] and lost! 0 days, 22:34:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/17 01:51:43] JuanMaestro [262/629] has challenged Opie [446/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/17/17 08:05:07] JuanMaestro got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:43 from level 63.
[08/17/17 12:01:04] virinvictus [5/106] has challenged JuanMaestro [324/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to virinvictus's clock.
[08/18/17 09:15:04] JuanMaestro [502/629] has come upon abra0 [473/966] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:58:23 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/19/17 00:05:48] JuanMaestro [373/629] has challenged Milquetoast [17/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:46:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/19/17 00:29:55] alexj [404/573] has come upon JuanMaestro [28/629] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:18:56 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/19/17 04:55:52] AgentThom, JuanMaestro, and Mateusz [1274/1837] have team battled idisjunction, alexj, and meffe [1247/1912] and won! 0 days, 03:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/17 11:19:20] JuanMaestro [27/629] has challenged Evrial [375/657] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/22/17 01:04:50] JuanMaestro [324/629] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [774/950] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:49:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/24/17 12:58:37] brycec, AbacusAvenger, and Globalirc [1791/2386] have team battled MetaNova, JuanMaestro, and Cypher [293/2418] and won! 3 days, 15:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 13:17:55] fattrat, vegadark, and JuanMaestro [1871/2307] have team battled suterismus, sjefen6, and Herb_Tarlek [642/2351] and won! 0 days, 10:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/17 13:55:57] droogie, JuanMaestro, and Agent86 [599/2040] have team battled Boohbah, HeavyPodda, and IndigoTiger [1389/2931] and lost! 0 days, 18:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/17 04:49:26] jstg, Mithkabob, and pixelate [1118/1735] have team battled Agent86, JuanMaestro, and dindinx [1386/1749] and lost! 0 days, 18:33:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/17 20:55:51] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:35 towards level 64.
[08/29/17 14:35:20] JuanMaestro [559/636] has come upon J [512/771] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:30:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/29/17 19:48:24] JuanMaestro [500/636] has come upon Boohbah [299/733] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:45:21 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/31/17 04:49:39] tspange [105/795] has challenged JuanMaestro [80/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:14:11 is removed from tspange's clock.
[08/31/17 04:49:39] In the fierce battle, JuanMaestro dropped his level 70 helm! tspange picks it up, tossing his old level 66 helm to JuanMaestro.
[09/03/17 01:40:39] pixelate, Majak, and dodobrain [437/1799] have team battled rxcomm, JuanMaestro, and Sticky [37/1876] and won! 0 days, 00:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 02:03:48] dclaw123, JuanMaestro, and Milquetoast [989/2565] have team battled adamchainz, himuraken, and bigjay [115/2432] and won! 5 days, 05:23:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 04:39:01] blizgerg, kensington, and mwhahaha [1717/2692] have team battled JuanMaestro, idisjunction, and Mateusz [1060/2351] and won! 1 day, 19:33:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 10:47:06] Avocet [364/779] has come upon JuanMaestro [445/632] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:36:19 is added to Avocet's clock.
[09/04/17 15:24:48] MadHatter [181/540] has challenged JuanMaestro [498/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:04 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[09/05/17 02:55:27] challene [32/190] has challenged JuanMaestro [119/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to challene's clock.
[09/06/17 20:53:54] JuanMaestro got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:03:01 from level 64.
[09/07/17 10:21:26] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:48:34 towards level 64.
[09/07/17 14:10:04] JuanMaestro [296/632] has come upon hhes [221/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:37:01 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/08/17 03:53:16] Mateusz, IndigoTiger, and damyan [1107/2631] have team battled meffe, JuanMaestro, and Malvolio [295/1434] and won! 4 days, 00:48:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/17 11:39:59] JuanMaestro, kensington, and holloway [740/2383] have team battled mustek, bl4ckscor3, and Pici [1394/2416] and lost! 2 days, 09:37:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 11:13:23] Skyie [294/684] has come upon JuanMaestro [270/640] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:16:42 is removed from Skyie's clock.
[09/10/17 12:16:21] BronyDee, canton7, and JuanMaestro [582/2045] have team battled droogie, bigjay, and Adar [678/2498] and lost! 2 days, 13:00:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 20:26:31] AncalagonThBlack [30/658] has come upon JuanMaestro [468/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:28:31 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/11/17 09:30:24] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:56 towards level 64.
[09/11/17 18:43:16] Milquetoast, Pici, and Darky [1516/3036] have team battled V`ger, JuanMaestro, and dwfreed [1417/1608] and won! 2 days, 18:43:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 20:04:59] JuanMaestro [524/640] has come upon blizgerg [653/1089] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:14:41 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/11/17 20:53:14] Heisenberg [924/975] has challenged JuanMaestro [274/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:28:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/13/17 02:56:34] soltys, manish17xxx, and JuanMaestro [1477/1928] have team battled Tenorman, codedeeply, and pfoley [1500/2175] and lost! 3 days, 09:18:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/17 03:02:20] JuanMaestro [534/640] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [308/773] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:47:15 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/14/17 10:03:30] JuanMaestro [530/640] has challenged bender [276/370] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:14:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/14/17 18:04:50] JuanMaestro [29/640] has challenged Azerothian [307/371] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:09:36 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/14/17 20:52:38] JuanMaestro [360/640] has come upon MetaNova [497/763] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/15/17 06:59:31] Boulder, AncalagonThBlack, and kenyon [150/1819] have team battled JuanMaestro, blizgerg, and Geela [345/2069] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/17 07:24:23] JuanMaestro [207/640] has come upon glorgamitch [207/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:45:09 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/17/17 00:43:54] IndigoTiger, vegadark, and JuanMaestro [1199/2179] have team battled tspange, Woona, and Boohbah [1708/2521] and lost! 1 day, 01:36:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/17 03:38:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:07:18 from level 64.
[09/18/17 00:46:14] JuanMaestro, Virtual, and RistoUuranmaki [703/2078] have team battled yano, awgh, and XJR-9 [270/2449] and won! 1 day, 07:28:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 06:35:39] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:24 towards level 64.
[09/18/17 08:30:57] Euronur [500/692] has challenged JuanMaestro [270/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:50:10 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[09/18/17 20:57:13] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:44 towards level 64.
[09/20/17 18:56:52] KeboDK [594/1072] has come upon JuanMaestro [598/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:33:56 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[09/21/17 15:07:18] xit [128/526] has come upon JuanMaestro [201/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:01:17 is added to xit's clock.
[09/24/17 22:44:07] Geela [208/340] has challenged JuanMaestro [392/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Geela's clock.
[09/24/17 22:47:20] JuanMaestro, Vroomfondel, and brendan [855/2346] have team battled DalaiLamer, Ttech, and pfoley [588/2570] and won! 0 days, 21:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 23:51:46] RedW, os-5185, and keepermurf [711/2464] have team battled glorgamitch, JuanMaestro, and loomysh [851/1733] and lost! 1 day, 11:22:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/17 14:03:45] Meta, Euronur, and vegadark [4/2101] have team battled wolfkin, JuanMaestro, and max [1139/1694] and lost! 1 day, 17:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 20:29:44] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:50 towards level 64.
[10/07/17 06:07:49] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:38 towards level 64.
[10/07/17 16:02:33] PiotrekD [433/673] has come upon JuanMaestro [639/640] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:05:01 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[10/07/17 16:11:12] JuanMaestro got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:08 from level 64.
[10/08/17 02:36:48] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:38 towards level 64.
[10/09/17 11:31:51] JuanMaestro [533/640] has challenged soltys [417/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:11 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/10/17 02:02:37] brycec [245/781] has challenged JuanMaestro [574/640] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to brycec's clock.
[10/10/17 08:55:00] JuanMaestro, bootdisk, and Vroomfondel [1155/1856] have team battled PinkiePie, noother, and sunri5e [1868/2031] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 13:38:38] freeboson, Antium, and JuanMaestro [995/2026] have team battled Zaratustra, grooverider, and Gatewayy [1399/3117] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 14:02:28] JuanMaestro [187/640] has challenged Realmy [790/1043] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/10/17 14:40:42] JuanMaestro [278/640] has challenged zankore [705/755] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:51:47 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/11/17 00:00:39] JuanMaestro ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:32:15 from level 65.
[10/11/17 12:11:12] XJR-9, kork, and AncalagonThBlack [1648/1859] have team battled Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and JuanMaestro [1082/2244] and won! 1 day, 09:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 07:26:50] kline, JuanMaestro, and V`ger [536/1494] have team battled D.Va, Meta, and SpikeX [371/1960] and won! 0 days, 05:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 08:54:33] JuanMaestro [313/640] has challenged csssuf [193/503] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:26:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/12/17 14:09:09] Vroomfondel [259/416] has challenged JuanMaestro [361/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[10/13/17 20:06:06] JuanMaestro [535/640] has challenged noother [397/678] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:49:06 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/13/17 20:06:06] In the fierce battle, noother dropped his level 115 amulet! JuanMaestro picks it up, tossing his old level 46 amulet to noother.
[10/14/17 04:42:19] xa, MJ94, and b00 [495/1861] have team battled sjefen6, JuanMaestro, and RistoUuranmaki [1000/1898] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 23:13:19] x0 [44/290] has come upon JuanMaestro [628/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:14 is added to x0's clock.
[10/14/17 23:16:20] jstg, sbp, and Lnk [1994/2243] have team battled Mirc0p, JuanMaestro, and Herb_Tarlek [1244/2155] and won! 0 days, 01:45:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 08:01:09] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:27:30 towards level 65.
[10/16/17 04:51:57] V`ger [417/445] has come upon JuanMaestro [591/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:01 is added to V`ger's clock.
[10/16/17 05:36:57] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:37 towards level 65.
[10/16/17 06:25:38] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:40:34 towards level 65.
[10/16/17 15:25:33] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:31 towards level 65.
[10/17/17 04:32:13] JuanMaestro ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:34:36 from level 65.
[10/17/17 12:35:48] PiotrekD [190/673] has come upon JuanMaestro [590/709] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:26:15 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[10/17/17 14:58:16] Azerothian, Zaratustra, and Andries [25/2382] have team battled JuanMaestro, borsin, and sbp [2004/2028] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 15:43:04] JuanMaestro, Bradicus, and Vroomfondel [1769/1796] have team battled loomysh, m0shbear, and Globalirc [201/1974] and won! 0 days, 17:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 02:57:03] Mithkabob, Xenthys, and pfoley [400/2041] have team battled HeavyPodda, WallIdl, and JuanMaestro [2035/2742] and lost! 4 days, 08:17:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 15:13:08] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:39:55 towards level 65.
[10/19/17 15:56:36] JuanMaestro [476/709] has come upon MetaNova [285/760] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:03:38 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/20/17 10:27:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 16:36:20 from level 65.
[10/21/17 06:14:21] KeboDK, TauPan, and JuanMaestro [1381/2070] have team battled Milquetoast, rxcomm, and xit [1074/2358] and won! 1 day, 08:56:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 21:33:43] JuanMaestro fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:52:23 from level 65.
[10/22/17 06:08:04] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:31:02 towards level 65.
[10/23/17 20:16:03] Lnk [157/668] has come upon JuanMaestro [375/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:15 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/24/17 04:46:18] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:28:52 towards level 65.
[10/25/17 05:31:29] droogie, pixelate, and JuanMaestro [475/2026] have team battled CoolChris, hannesenator, and SchrodingersScat [2378/2469] and lost! 2 days, 04:17:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 06:43:44] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:00 towards level 65.
[10/26/17 06:46:29] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:51:47 towards level 65.
[10/28/17 02:33:11] blizgerg [1039/1113] has come upon JuanMaestro [31/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:15:39 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/28/17 06:29:25] Atan, JuanMaestro, and codedeeply [148/2070] have team battled glorgamitch, liara, and qbit [658/1884] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/17 08:59:11] codedeeply [574/755] has come upon JuanMaestro [238/709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:50:44 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[10/28/17 09:28:32] JuanMaestro got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:09:59 from level 65.
[10/28/17 11:11:55] JuanMaestro [327/709] has come upon LegendaryQ [234/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:51:38 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/28/17 18:52:00] AncalagonThBlack, canton7, and MetaNova [1833/2245] have team battled JuanMaestro, TauPan, and Gatewayy [186/1816] and won! 7 days, 08:10:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/17 05:51:32] Agent86, neurospex, and Andries [296/2490] have team battled TauPan, JuanMaestro, and PinkiePie [987/1847] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/17 08:30:49] shandor [353/584] has come upon JuanMaestro [220/709] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:18:05 is removed from shandor's clock.
[10/30/17 12:01:16] xayto, MetaNova, and JuanMaestro [1019/1806] have team battled Chuck, Boohbah, and SpikeX [1462/2138] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/17 12:34:08] vox, AncalagonThBlack, and zankore [634/2681] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, Realmy, and JuanMaestro [318/2352] and won! 4 days, 09:19:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/17 11:23:21] Nistur, zid, and Dalai [259/1711] have team battled Xenthys, yano, and JuanMaestro [1325/2249] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 15:52:55] ishanyx [95/193] has challenged JuanMaestro [36/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:23 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[10/31/17 19:02:24] Atan [566/621] has come upon JuanMaestro [636/709] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:55:42 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/01/17 16:33:08] ishanyx [242/259] has challenged JuanMaestro [232/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[11/03/17 20:16:44] gildarts [171/227] has challenged JuanMaestro [206/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/04/17 05:16:35] blizgerg, Agent86, and Andries [1547/2497] have team battled noother, JuanMaestro, and MJ94 [42/2236] and won! 2 days, 01:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 19:42:15] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:08 towards level 65.
[11/05/17 06:40:44] JuanMaestro, Meta, and Taffer [1895/2374] have team battled theemstra, charitwo, and Fluttershy [615/2117] and won! 1 day, 14:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 07:41:24] moveax [127/182] has challenged JuanMaestro [133/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to moveax's clock.
[11/07/17 01:37:35] moveax [69/184] has come upon JuanMaestro [403/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:45 is added to moveax's clock.
[11/08/17 02:29:16] JuanMaestro misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:30 from level 65.
[11/09/17 04:57:54] JuanMaestro had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:02 towards level 65.
[11/11/17 01:55:06] Zye [27/816] has challenged JuanMaestro [400/717] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:48:59 is added to Zye's clock.
[11/11/17 06:08:18] JuanMaestro fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! JuanMaestro's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/17 08:18:02] dwfreed [67/503] has come upon JuanMaestro [377/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:15 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/11/17 11:02:39] JuanMaestro [377/705] has come upon AbacusAvenger [192/867] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:33:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/11/17 19:52:21] Mirc0p [450/762] has come upon JuanMaestro [525/705] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:31:49 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[11/11/17 23:27:18] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:42 towards level 65.
[11/13/17 17:30:17] Iri, Mirc0p, and valdur55 [153/2022] have team battled JuanMaestro, Atan, and PinkiePie [1432/2187] and lost! 1 day, 00:00:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 05:53:18] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:12 towards level 65.
[11/15/17 11:30:16] Sixbierehomme [23/608] has challenged JuanMaestro [150/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:23:06 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/16/17 23:42:32] JuanMaestro [593/705] has challenged Chuck [675/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:01 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/17/17 22:04:49] JuanMaestro [687/709] has challenged Xenthys [647/861] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/18/17 05:13:58] Bob [26/426] has challenged JuanMaestro [552/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Bob's clock.
[11/18/17 18:41:42] ncarl747, vegadark, and bender [1741/1982] have team battled JuanMaestro, AbrahamLinksys, and elf [997/2291] and won! 0 days, 06:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 22:49:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 08:47:05 from level 66.
[11/20/17 01:07:07] AncalagonThBlack [193/662] has challenged JuanMaestro [255/709] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:39:58 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/22/17 18:42:57] i8Rzoc [83/114] has come upon JuanMaestro [706/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:55 is added to i8Rzoc's clock.
[11/24/17 14:26:34] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:02:08 towards level 66.
[11/24/17 14:44:44] JuanMaestro [534/715] has challenged Brainiac [724/735] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:43:45 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/25/17 15:36:39] kensington [267/918] has come upon JuanMaestro [519/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:40:42 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/26/17 05:34:05] MetaNova, valdur55, and awgh [2458/2499] have team battled JuanMaestro, adamchainz, and m0shbear [1285/1927] and won! 1 day, 12:22:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 07:35:01] JuanMaestro ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:45:40 from level 66.
[11/27/17 18:13:42] dodobrain [276/893] has come upon JuanMaestro [231/715] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:34:56 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[11/27/17 23:12:04] JuanMaestro [428/715] has challenged MetaNova [241/929] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:24:32 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/17 01:57:06] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:35:58 towards level 66.
[11/28/17 21:28:51] xayto [247/501] has challenged JuanMaestro [426/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/30/17 11:29:40] ThePhoenix47 [14/17] has challenged JuanMaestro [454/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[11/30/17 22:11:38] JuanMaestro walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:11:01 from level 66.
[12/01/17 10:54:22] bootdisk, dwfreed, and adamchainz [642/1860] have team battled JuanMaestro, Atan, and Zye [508/2168] and won! 2 days, 16:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 13:59:04] D.Va [124/564] has challenged JuanMaestro [571/715] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:05:15 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/03/17 19:18:31] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:19:42 towards level 66.
[12/04/17 10:27:12] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:48:34 towards level 66.
[12/04/17 12:11:17] mordac, RistoUuranmaki, and Killerkid [174/2573] have team battled Doctor, JuanMaestro, and Xenthys [1458/2572] and lost! 2 days, 07:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 09:39:55] himuraken [376/908] has come upon JuanMaestro [649/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:19:28 is added to himuraken's clock.
[01/05/18 02:22:01] Crazycatlady, Roxana, and Frogging101 [459/1479] have team battled Sixbierehomme, JuanMaestro, and Darky [428/2414] and won! 0 days, 00:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 22:24:11] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:28 towards level 66.
[01/06/18 07:54:18] Taffer [652/704] has come upon JuanMaestro [38/715] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:20:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/10/18 20:49:48] grooverider [186/1202] has come upon JuanMaestro [712/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:06:54 is added to grooverider's clock.
[01/12/18 07:30:11] JuanMaestro [643/715] has challenged bender [243/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:57:53 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/12/18 15:29:50] Majak [133/442] has come upon JuanMaestro [335/715] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:26:04 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/13/18 13:53:50] woonack, astropoint, and dax [968/1153] have team battled Gerdesas, JuanMaestro, and lipek [768/2533] and won! 0 days, 00:08:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 13:57:16] adamchainz, manish17xxx, and pants [923/2201] have team battled JuanMaestro, fattrat, and soltys [1627/2442] and lost! 0 days, 10:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/18 01:38:43] JuanMaestro [53/715] has come upon SlowRiot [853/986] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:46:57 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/14/18 11:04:49] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:10 towards level 66.
[01/14/18 15:31:31] vrillusions, Roxana, and manish17xxx [1731/2125] have team battled Gerdesas, Asara, and JuanMaestro [664/2540] and won! 0 days, 08:14:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/18 22:07:30] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:52 towards level 66.
[01/15/18 01:10:40] vox [857/1188] has come upon JuanMaestro [181/715] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:38:37 is removed from vox's clock.
[01/16/18 03:22:48] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:26 towards level 66.
[01/16/18 06:13:57] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:51 towards level 66.
[01/16/18 08:39:16] JuanMaestro [412/715] has come upon Geela [278/390] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:24:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/16/18 13:33:37] sloth [31/106] has challenged JuanMaestro [632/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to sloth's clock.
[01/16/18 13:45:44] Barry [76/168] has challenged JuanMaestro [657/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/17/18 00:29:42] Eldoreth, JuanMaestro, and freeboson [1980/2438] have team battled Barry, Meta, and Birdbones [879/2208] and won! 2 days, 05:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 05:31:32] JuanMaestro [324/715] has challenged tmberg [47/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:46:31 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/17/18 16:19:24] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:53 towards level 66.
[01/18/18 00:10:20] JuanMaestro was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:40:49 from level 66.
[01/18/18 02:14:02] Roxana [191/372] has come upon JuanMaestro [229/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:20 is added to Roxana's clock.
[01/18/18 14:41:52] JuanMaestro, adamchainz, and robox [367/2064] have team battled SpikeX, qbit, and Sundance [658/2121] and lost! 1 day, 02:43:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/18 05:46:40] seanmnaes [0/1] has challenged JuanMaestro [318/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/19/18 23:22:29] JuanMaestro ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:09 from level 66.
[01/21/18 18:08:04] sunri5e [479/604] has challenged JuanMaestro [432/715] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:33 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[01/22/18 18:12:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 1 day, 08:46:59 toward level 66.
[01/24/18 17:19:25] JuanMaestro, zid, and Syloq [1568/2156] have team battled Vroomfondel, JensRex, and Sundance [958/2457] and won! 0 days, 06:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 14:55:27] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:37 towards level 66.
[01/25/18 19:38:55] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:21 towards level 66.
[01/25/18 19:54:33] JuanMaestro [248/715] has challenged lightstalker [318/338] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/26/18 11:14:56] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:14:50 from level 67.
[01/26/18 11:46:00] JuanMaestro [191/715] has challenged blind [250/938] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:34:13 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/26/18 19:48:44] Eiam [593/699] has challenged JuanMaestro [43/715] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:33:25 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/27/18 02:58:15] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:34:16 towards level 67.
[01/27/18 08:01:04] apiw [254/526] has come upon JuanMaestro [616/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:52 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/27/18 08:53:08] JuanMaestro [105/715] has challenged ToHellWithGA [363/720] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:20:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/27/18 23:58:10] Bradicus [83/667] has challenged JuanMaestro [224/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:58 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[01/28/18 12:01:41] LukeLR [120/259] has challenged JuanMaestro [199/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/29/18 14:25:22] Eiam, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [2402/2518] have team battled JuanMaestro, apiw, and Tenorman [196/2352] and won! 2 days, 01:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 16:27:06] agrajag [787/894] has come upon JuanMaestro [27/715] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:28:38 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[01/29/18 17:12:03] bl4ckscor3 [193/541] has challenged JuanMaestro [225/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:03 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/29/18 20:13:05] JuanMaestro [157/715] has challenged ToHellWithGA [71/720] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:08:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/30/18 12:17:50] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:26:55 towards level 67.
[01/31/18 08:59:41] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:44:15 towards level 67.
[02/01/18 01:41:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 31 days, 02:18:47 toward level 67.
[02/02/18 05:03:52] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:05 towards level 67.
[02/02/18 18:21:09] SirMonkeybox [349/603] has come upon JuanMaestro [128/725] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:04:32 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/02/18 19:08:44] JuanMaestro, Roxana, and Mithkabob [1099/1589] have team battled Lemelisk, Sir_Lemming, and canton7 [474/2758] and won! 1 day, 06:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 18:01:14] JuanMaestro [594/725] has challenged pants [593/881] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:16:07 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/04/18 19:34:39] seanmnaes [340/443] has challenged JuanMaestro [476/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[02/05/18 10:29:05] Lnk [122/676] has come upon JuanMaestro [668/725] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:01:45 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/05/18 10:49:16] glook [43/628] has come upon JuanMaestro [127/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:22:51 is added to glook's clock.
[02/06/18 04:35:11] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:51 towards level 67.
[02/06/18 08:21:31] JuanMaestro broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:32 from level 67.
[02/06/18 19:28:28] rxcomm [297/951] has challenged JuanMaestro [607/725] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[02/07/18 22:47:28] elf [49/913] has come upon JuanMaestro [696/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:11 is added to elf's clock.
[02/08/18 09:14:17] Euronur, ToHellWithGA, and JuanMaestro [1808/2184] have team battled theemstra, elbie, and qbit [1174/2297] and won! 0 days, 19:26:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 10:01:55] JuanMaestro [226/725] has come upon Frogging101 [473/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:41:53 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/08/18 21:45:03] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:53 towards level 67.
[02/09/18 04:18:52] Mars, SN4T14, and pfoley [696/2114] have team battled ncarl747, bootdisk, and JuanMaestro [1616/2438] and lost! 2 days, 17:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 04:26:34] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:18 towards level 67.
[02/09/18 16:33:08] lightstalker [146/353] has come upon JuanMaestro [700/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:26 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[02/10/18 13:45:44] Majak [166/442] has challenged JuanMaestro [229/725] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:44:55 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/10/18 17:16:59] crysys [461/480] has come upon JuanMaestro [625/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:40 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/11/18 07:36:59] shandor, Crazycatlady, and MadMan [1767/2226] have team battled Sharky4, JuanMaestro, and nfsnobody [49/1820] and won! 0 days, 12:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 12:10:33] JuanMaestro [519/725] has challenged bender [682/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/14/18 03:38:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 18 days, 01:23:03 toward level 68.
[02/14/18 08:30:03] Ais, charitwo, and JuanMaestro [540/1553] have team battled Fluttershy, neurospex, and dwfreed [421/2707] and won! 0 days, 01:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 19:46:37] JuanMaestro bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:43:33 from level 68.
[02/19/18 22:56:35] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:12:23 towards level 68.
[02/20/18 00:35:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 27 days, 05:33:19 toward level 68.
[02/20/18 10:26:04] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:32 towards level 68.
[02/21/18 19:11:06] adamchainz, JuanMaestro, and Milquetoast [677/2283] have team battled bender, Pici, and elf [1391/2836] and lost! 1 day, 15:40:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 23:04:44] petrichor, JuanMaestro, and glorgamitch [1866/2571] have team battled vegadark, koyaan, and MadMan [5/2053] and won! 1 day, 12:23:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 06:11:30] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:54 towards level 68.
[03/18/18 20:49:42] JuanMaestro [538/725] has come upon robox [130/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:04:52 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/20/18 01:27:01] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:29 from level 68.
[03/21/18 18:46:27] JuanMaestro [366/725] has come upon Cypher [995/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:30 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/23/18 11:22:01] JuanMaestro [635/725] has come upon petrichor [902/1144] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:56 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/23/18 16:21:15] ruan [724/913] has challenged JuanMaestro [332/725] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:47:49 is removed from ruan's clock.
[03/24/18 05:42:02] Sixbierehomme, ohnx, JuanMaestro, and SpikeX have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/18 14:19:00] JuanMaestro [550/725] has come upon ohnx [433/1019] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:24 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/24/18 15:36:39] JuanMaestro got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:15 from level 68.
[03/24/18 19:41:55] JuanMaestro [541/725] has challenged liara [389/523] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/24/18 19:41:55] JuanMaestro has dealt liara a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:52:44 is added to liara's clock.
[03/26/18 10:39:36] JuanMaestro was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:06:03 from level 69.
[03/26/18 13:50:14] Sundance, astropoint, and JuanMaestro [38/1995] have team battled SN4T14, ToHellWithGA, and Boohbah [258/2372] and lost! 2 days, 03:06:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/18 16:48:21] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:33:53 towards level 69.
[03/27/18 18:55:32] IdleMaster [148/755] has challenged JuanMaestro [7/725] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:07:37 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/28/18 05:27:24] JuanMaestro, grdryn, and valdur55 [1712/2187] have team battled tmberg, Syloq, and neurospex [679/2557] and won! 0 days, 19:52:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 16:21:35] JuanMaestro, Pici, and Murii [1745/2201] have team battled alexj, awgh, and vrillusions [1111/2853] and won! 0 days, 05:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/18 01:50:32] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:25:19 towards level 69.
[04/06/18 07:57:21] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:43:01 towards level 69.
[04/07/18 05:23:19] JuanMaestro, holloway, and codedeeply [1304/2514] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Zoddo, and Nistur [599/2158] and won! 1 day, 08:59:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/18 23:59:11] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:15 towards level 69.
[04/09/18 05:40:29] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:43 towards level 69.
[04/09/18 16:28:49] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:15 towards level 69.
[04/10/18 00:46:29] shandor [192/602] has challenged JuanMaestro [149/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:49:02 is removed from shandor's clock.
[04/10/18 18:51:30] MadMan, Andries, and JuanMaestro [2458/2555] have team battled Mateusz, sigmg, and liara [767/2180] and won! 3 days, 19:46:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/18 21:07:26] JuanMaestro [236/734] has come upon sunri5e [564/670] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:32:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/13/18 03:38:34] simple [629/886] has come upon JuanMaestro [486/734] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:55:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/13/18 10:14:13] Crazycatlady, ohnx, and JuanMaestro [1349/2331] have team battled allo, Bradicus, and Majak [1413/1657] and lost! 3 days, 10:33:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 20:37:54] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:47 towards level 69.
[04/14/18 01:56:46] canton7 [385/800] has come upon JuanMaestro [359/734] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:12:24 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/14/18 07:26:00] Pici, dclaw123, and awgh [1602/2980] have team battled holloway, fattrat, and JuanMaestro [2133/2859] and lost! 6 days, 20:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/18 09:52:48] kenyon, JuanMaestro, and SirMonkeybox [2048/2543] have team battled AgentThom, Tenorman, and Sixbierehomme [999/2129] and won! 3 days, 10:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 16:34:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 15:32:28 from level 69.
[04/15/18 21:02:21] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:00 towards level 69.
[04/16/18 19:25:49] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:31 towards level 69.
[04/17/18 16:50:42] robox [17/809] has challenged JuanMaestro [457/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:44 is added to robox's clock.
[04/17/18 23:11:11] Agno [58/108] has challenged JuanMaestro [177/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Agno's clock.
[04/18/18 05:13:04] Virtual, ncarl747, and valdur55 [841/2378] have team battled dwfreed, simple, and JuanMaestro [1619/2138] and lost! 1 day, 08:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 14:04:35] JuanMaestro [249/734] has come upon robox [0/809] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:06:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/18/18 14:27:34] JuanMaestro [399/734] has come upon MadHatter [559/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:26:35 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/19/18 03:02:44] WallIdl [865/874] has challenged JuanMaestro [718/734] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:02:58 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[04/20/18 17:16:36] double [573/876] has challenged JuanMaestro [723/734] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:45:02 is added to double's clock.
[04/21/18 06:11:07] HeavyPodda, JuanMaestro, and robox [2145/2576] have team battled Crazycatlady, womblecat, and Taffer [1801/1802] and won! 1 day, 04:24:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 09:09:36] bootdisk [852/905] has come upon JuanMaestro [339/734] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:13:40 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[04/23/18 00:53:34] simple [872/886] has come upon JuanMaestro [320/734] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:13:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/24/18 11:19:44] liara, Killerkid, and Majak [336/1754] have team battled koyaan, JuanMaestro, and Crazycatlady [1203/1733] and lost! 6 days, 03:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/18 03:08:08] Flonk [576/747] has challenged JuanMaestro [647/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:18 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/26/18 07:59:34] JuanMaestro [391/734] has challenged brendan [1027/1418] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:19:26 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/26/18 21:12:13] shymega, JuanMaestro, and Andries [1530/2068] have team battled Evrial, SpikeX, and keepermurf [1833/2384] and lost! 2 days, 17:54:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 01:32:21] woonack, moveax, and acolarh [503/1659] have team battled JuanMaestro, pfoley, and Cameron_D [1227/2941] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 11:58:32] suterismus, LukeLR, and Geela [2070/2281] have team battled Brainiac, codedeeply, and JuanMaestro [2006/2287] and won! 0 days, 21:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 21:20:17] acolarh [368/610] has challenged JuanMaestro [78/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[04/30/18 17:48:38] JuanMaestro [13/734] has challenged Gerdesas [422/618] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:00:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/01/18 22:28:04] csssuf, apiw, JuanMaestro, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/18 18:38:41] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:17:53 towards level 70.
[05/03/18 04:10:12] JuanMaestro [599/734] has challenged Sundance [574/687] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:13:41 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/06/18 00:47:37] JuanMaestro [744/745] has come upon allo [144/469] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:33:10 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/06/18 00:49:20] himuraken, mordac, JuanMaestro, and Nistur have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/18 02:40:04] JuanMaestro [503/745] has come upon allo [169/469] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:48:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/06/18 02:40:04] JuanMaestro has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:18:30 is added to allo's clock.
[05/06/18 12:39:59] Fluttershy [950/1017] has challenged JuanMaestro [201/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:43:25 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/06/18 13:28:57] qwerty [359/860] has come upon JuanMaestro [619/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:44:29 is added to qwerty's clock.
[05/07/18 00:44:27] Ttech [1136/1713] has challenged JuanMaestro [275/745] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:11:06 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/07/18 16:59:02] celophi [58/64] has challenged JuanMaestro [485/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to celophi's clock.
[05/08/18 06:34:55] csssuf, idisjunction, and JuanMaestro [1643/2379] have team battled jrosmith, ToHellWithGA, and Brady [20/2121] and won! 1 day, 01:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 11:59:30] PiotrekD [634/713] has challenged JuanMaestro [245/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:49:32 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/09/18 05:32:19] brendan, awgh, and JuanMaestro [1818/3045] have team battled Heisenberg, Crazycatlady, and shymega [952/2076] and won! 2 days, 10:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 09:17:57] grooverider, Psilocybe, and D.Va [1620/2497] have team battled Cypher, Nistur, and JuanMaestro [1752/2278] and lost! 3 days, 20:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/18 16:18:06] CornFly [582/1027] has challenged JuanMaestro [210/745] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:35:02 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/10/18 18:48:25] Elgo, shymega, and Heisenberg [145/2017] have team battled awgh, JuanMaestro, and Misza [2484/2770] and lost! 2 days, 17:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/18 13:08:49] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:27 towards level 70.
[05/13/18 00:44:28] uhmmm, womblecat, and celophi [1296/1647] have team battled glorgamitch, elbie, and JuanMaestro [136/2483] and won! 0 days, 02:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 03:48:15] JuanMaestro [139/745] has challenged khmerboy [265/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:47 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/14/18 16:18:03] JuanMaestro [493/745] has come upon neurospex [1067/1142] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:03 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/15/18 02:09:23] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:30 from level 70.
[05/15/18 15:45:47] JuanMaestro [676/745] has come upon Crazycatlady [513/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:56:15 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/15/18 15:45:47] JuanMaestro has dealt Crazycatlady a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:56:16 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/15/18 15:52:43] celophi [158/241] has challenged JuanMaestro [661/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to celophi's clock.
[05/15/18 18:54:46] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:02 towards level 70.
[05/16/18 07:16:03] JuanMaestro sharpened the edge of their weapon! JuanMaestro's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/18 15:09:49] JuanMaestro [503/763] has challenged valdur55 [701/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:55 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/16/18 22:43:53] DurkyPak [73/413] has challenged JuanMaestro [24/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from DurkyPak's clock.
[05/18/18 09:10:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 0 days, 02:41:16 toward level 70.
[05/18/18 13:57:24] JuanMaestro [23/871] has challenged sjefen6 [218/751] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/18/18 19:32:21] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:56:39 towards level 71.
[05/19/18 06:09:16] LegendaryQ, vox, and kenyon [2213/2834] have team battled khmerboy, J, and JuanMaestro [904/1985] and won! 0 days, 05:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 15:43:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 45 days, 10:53:33 from level 71.
[05/21/18 04:50:32] Mateusz [307/926] has come upon JuanMaestro [18/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:16:39 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[05/21/18 22:17:02] auror [143/307] has challenged JuanMaestro [474/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to auror's clock.
[05/24/18 12:14:48] JuanMaestro set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:25:38 from level 71.
[05/25/18 14:15:39] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 17:23:43 towards level 71.
[05/25/18 14:46:40] JuanMaestro [679/871] has challenged SN4T14 [596/808] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:51:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/25/18 22:49:24] JuanMaestro [264/871] has challenged ilbelkyr [332/885] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:36:42 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/26/18 10:04:57] notlix [177/306] has challenged JuanMaestro [864/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to notlix's clock.
[05/27/18 04:00:48] JuanMaestro [598/871] has come upon KeboDK [152/961] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:20:16 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/18 08:55:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 03:31:04 from level 71.
[05/27/18 11:34:19] Nistur [54/458] has come upon JuanMaestro [635/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:47 is added to Nistur's clock.
[05/28/18 02:06:42] JuanMaestro [660/871] has challenged borsin [153/726] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:13:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/28/18 10:00:16] JuanMaestro [707/871] has come upon Lios [692/876] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:00:04 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/29/18 03:28:27] speedmann, manish17xxx, and CornFly [1847/2683] have team battled mwhahaha, neurospex, and JuanMaestro [1055/2881] and won! 3 days, 01:42:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 12:56:12] JuanMaestro [300/871] has come upon Elgo [67/461] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:29:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/30/18 20:42:18] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:35 towards level 71.
[07/01/18 18:57:00] pants [8/901] has challenged JuanMaestro [720/871] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:37:06 is added to pants's clock.
[07/03/18 13:11:49] Majak [76/485] has challenged JuanMaestro [429/871] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:08:12 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/03/18 17:36:43] pants [758/893] has come upon JuanMaestro [569/871] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:52:31 is removed from pants's clock.
[07/04/18 08:35:40] JuanMaestro fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:40:27 from level 71.
[07/05/18 00:44:36] ishanyx, Majak, JuanMaestro, and basepi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/18 06:26:16] pixelate [69/473] has challenged JuanMaestro [748/871] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:42:26 is added to pixelate's clock.
[07/05/18 20:33:58] JuanMaestro bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:03:36 from level 71.
[07/06/18 00:32:40] JuanMaestro [745/871] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [848/1019] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:03:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/06/18 17:28:24] zid [339/1032] has come upon JuanMaestro [166/871] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:29:36 is removed from zid's clock.
[07/09/18 13:44:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 18:15:37 from level 71.
[07/11/18 08:33:24] useless [127/366] has challenged JuanMaestro [0/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/13/18 01:40:53] JuanMaestro [162/871] has come upon basepi [144/836] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:24:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/13/18 20:05:42] JuanMaestro [69/871] has come upon sbp [422/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:23:46 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/14/18 01:39:50] JuanMaestro [543/871] has challenged zifnab06 [463/606] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:20:16 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/15/18 09:40:07] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:59:26 towards level 71.
[07/16/18 01:41:16] JuanMaestro, blizgerg, and bozo [2123/2488] have team battled lipek, Dork_Knight, and dclaw123 [667/3358] and won! 0 days, 06:07:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 09:39:21] JuanMaestro [113/871] has come upon LordH [1095/1131] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:36:06 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/17/18 20:23:23] niko, el, and TauPan [2093/2211] have team battled petrichor, elf, and JuanMaestro [2820/3191] and lost! 2 days, 13:25:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/18 15:16:22] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:45:35 towards level 71.
[07/19/18 09:32:08] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:51 towards level 71.
[07/20/18 01:08:25] JuanMaestro, Andries, and sunri5e [2131/2519] have team battled lipek, sjefen6, and abra0 [2910/3004] and lost! 0 days, 13:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/18 17:35:16] khmerboy [304/505] has challenged JuanMaestro [93/871] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:08:38 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[07/22/18 07:01:37] JuanMaestro [590/871] has come upon Zaratustra [945/1137] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:40:09 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/23/18 00:59:29] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:33:41 towards level 71.
[07/23/18 01:24:19] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:18 towards level 71.
[07/23/18 21:00:36] sheu [61/388] has challenged JuanMaestro [257/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/23/18 23:42:22] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:29 towards level 71.
[07/24/18 13:38:55] sheu, astropoint, and MrGlass [1058/2078] have team battled SirNudeln, JuanMaestro, and Euronur [446/1711] and won! 0 days, 02:22:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 23:35:31] JuanMaestro [614/871] has come upon Cypher [9/1146] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:27:16 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/27/18 20:38:32] Nistur [145/465] has come upon JuanMaestro [502/871] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:48:44 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/30/18 11:17:27] manish17xxx [265/735] has come upon JuanMaestro [619/871] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:53:02 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[07/30/18 19:59:12] JuanMaestro [706/871] has come upon LegendaryQ [255/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:38:45 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/02/18 01:31:50] Majak [185/460] has come upon JuanMaestro [594/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:29:27 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/02/18 04:46:16] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:33 from level 71.
[08/02/18 09:06:20] suterismus [970/1346] has challenged JuanMaestro [361/871] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:05:05 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/03/18 04:42:50] ruan [1008/1206] has come upon JuanMaestro [462/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:14:01 is removed from ruan's clock.
[08/04/18 00:25:24] JuanMaestro [339/871] has challenged himuraken [479/934] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/04/18 17:26:19] Yuhno, JuanMaestro, and M144 [1616/1998] have team battled Iri, zankore, and waifu [333/2063] and won! 0 days, 02:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 02:38:31] Brady [46/682] has challenged JuanMaestro [680/871] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:49:02 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/06/18 04:55:41] PiotrekD [502/632] has come upon JuanMaestro [459/877] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:54:57 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[08/08/18 09:50:42] himuraken, JuanMaestro, and elf [2815/2934] have team battled cornfeedhobo, soltys, and zifnab06 [1470/1611] and won! 2 days, 04:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 20:49:22] Misza, JuanMaestro, M144, and nickware have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/18 03:28:33] JuanMaestro [606/877] has come upon neurospex [808/1186] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:09:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/09/18 15:02:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 10 days, 00:38:30 toward level 72.
[08/09/18 17:53:13] M144 [46/446] has challenged JuanMaestro [605/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to M144's clock.
[08/11/18 08:23:54] JuanMaestro [142/877] has challenged bebbet [417/541] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:29:06 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/11/18 20:58:32] Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and Khorne [1268/3102] have team battled brycec, dindinx, and JuanMaestro [1636/2562] and lost! 9 days, 23:32:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 08:32:41] JuanMaestro [836/877] has challenged bootdisk [477/981] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:04:48 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/12/18 11:33:46] Sharky4 [509/700] has challenged JuanMaestro [798/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:05:47 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[08/12/18 12:21:17] JuanMaestro [60/877] has come upon bozo [63/468] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:55:35 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/12/18 17:34:58] soltys, JuanMaestro, and dwfreed [1866/1928] have team battled Ttech, Nistur, and waifu [701/2616] and won! 6 days, 22:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 13:43:11] JuanMaestro [44/877] has challenged valdur55 [588/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:15:42 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/14/18 07:56:11] JuanMaestro, Lnk, and abra0 [2548/2767] have team battled bobvador, soltys, and bigjay [793/2508] and won! 1 day, 18:54:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 20:39:53] JuanMaestro got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:10:33 from level 72.
[08/15/18 20:18:36] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:44 towards level 72.
[08/16/18 09:07:29] alephnull [313/625] has challenged JuanMaestro [517/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:10 is added to alephnull's clock.
[08/16/18 09:58:35] mustek, JuanMaestro, Lnk, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/18 12:34:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 9 days, 12:56:17 toward level 72.
[08/16/18 17:36:05] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:29 from level 72.
[08/17/18 15:11:04] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:45 towards level 72.
[08/17/18 17:20:01] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:42:49 towards level 72.
[08/18/18 18:38:09] waffles, zankore, and buksi [2141/2386] have team battled nickware, JuanMaestro, and ToHellWithGA [1155/2674] and won! 0 days, 07:01:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 00:19:22] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:04 towards level 72.
[08/19/18 14:20:46] Cameron_D [169/1623] has challenged JuanMaestro [132/877] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:24:02 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/19/18 14:37:47] soltys [277/587] has come upon JuanMaestro [366/877] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:33:18 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/19/18 18:28:32] JuanMaestro [314/877] has come upon AbacusAvenger [274/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:42:28 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/19/18 20:38:09] MadMan [80/1129] has challenged JuanMaestro [385/877] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to MadMan's clock.
[08/20/18 19:31:59] JuanMaestro [863/877] has challenged zankore [919/1067] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:14 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/07/18 18:42:26] JuanMaestro [120/877] has come upon Zaratustra [498/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/07/18 19:11:38] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:47 towards level 72.
[09/08/18 07:41:41] JuanMaestro [271/877] has challenged MrGlass [60/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:11:59 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/09/18 10:46:45] JuanMaestro [111/889] has challenged Nistur [181/484] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/10/18 11:08:58] double [510/1106] has come upon JuanMaestro [33/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:27:45 is removed from double's clock.
[09/11/18 01:22:55] JuanMaestro [847/889] has come upon lagertonne [411/427] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:16:52 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/11/18 12:40:51] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:20:32 from level 73.
[09/12/18 21:36:03] sigmg, himuraken, and Herb_Tarlek [1476/2541] have team battled JuanMaestro, elbie, and manish17xxx [893/2352] and won! 0 days, 02:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/18 03:54:25] JuanMaestro [461/901] has come upon bobvador [574/602] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:30:50 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/13/18 09:11:01] sigmg [503/735] has challenged JuanMaestro [244/901] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[09/13/18 11:12:32] JuanMaestro, Nofew, and Sharky4 [1885/2639] have team battled woonack, Cypher, and useless [2225/2452] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 14:23:55] JuanMaestro [291/901] has challenged dwfreed [445/464] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:09:31 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/15/18 08:44:09] woonack [151/479] has come upon JuanMaestro [212/901] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:31:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/15/18 22:11:08] mwhahaha [11/961] has challenged JuanMaestro [721/901] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/17/18 05:21:13] vrillusions, Yuhno, JuanMaestro, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/18 10:39:05] Mayit [48/190] has challenged JuanMaestro [840/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/18/18 12:35:03] JuanMaestro, CornFly, and Elgo [1998/2617] have team battled sheu, Yuhno, and sunri5e [857/2101] and won! 2 days, 17:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/18 00:07:46] JuanMaestro [549/901] has challenged borsin [140/602] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:07:01 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/20/18 03:16:55] pfoley [304/629] has challenged JuanMaestro [806/901] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:23:07 is added to pfoley's clock.
[09/21/18 05:03:46] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:32:29 towards level 73.
[09/22/18 00:02:44] Vroomfondel, D.Va, and JuanMaestro [11/2451] have team battled Mayit, yano, and shymega [97/1572] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 03:59:11] JuanMaestro had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:23 towards level 73.
[09/22/18 05:43:17] JuanMaestro [639/901] has come upon Birdbones [163/1274] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:12:13 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/22/18 11:33:50] JuanMaestro [584/901] has come upon IndigoTiger [397/874] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:21:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/22/18 20:39:16] JuanMaestro [860/901] has challenged allo [468/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:23:36 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/23/18 00:02:29] JuanMaestro left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JuanMaestro's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/18 17:46:35] dxtr [219/676] has challenged JuanMaestro [674/870] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:23 is added to dxtr's clock.
[09/24/18 10:26:41] JuanMaestro slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JuanMaestro's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/18 19:58:41] damyan, el, and bobvador [1527/2448] have team battled elf, djm, and JuanMaestro [1910/2780] and lost! 4 days, 13:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/18 05:47:46] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:59 towards level 73.
[09/25/18 07:19:16] sjefen6, Gizmokid2005, and vox [983/2942] have team battled shymega, JuanMaestro, and tmberg [803/2540] and won! 1 day, 05:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 07:42:48] JuanMaestro sharpened the edge of their weapon! JuanMaestro's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/18 12:50:47] JuanMaestro, kier, simple, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/18 05:47:33] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:29 towards level 73.
[09/27/18 05:22:58] JuanMaestro, gildarts, and sunri5e [1831/2504] have team battled Luamil, LukeLR, and Mateusz [419/2338] and won! 1 day, 14:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 05:33:14] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:17 towards level 73.
[09/28/18 23:00:34] freeboson [748/797] has challenged JuanMaestro [154/890] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/29/18 08:32:06] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:57 towards level 73.
[09/30/18 07:19:19] JuanMaestro [592/890] has come upon Geela [345/730] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/30/18 09:38:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 1 day, 02:03:38 toward level 73.
[09/30/18 10:55:13] JuanMaestro, shandor, and petrichor [122/2765] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, borsin, and elf [1885/2428] and lost! 0 days, 04:45:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/18 15:55:35] Misza, MJ94, and dclaw123 [2070/2864] have team battled JuanMaestro, Taffer, and IndigoTiger [1207/2216] and won! 1 day, 00:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 01:47:56] JuanMaestro [535/890] has challenged Milquetoast [550/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/01/18 08:26:38] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:03 towards level 73.
[10/01/18 10:51:03] os-5185 [567/929] has challenged JuanMaestro [88/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:29 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[10/01/18 12:26:23] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:40 towards level 73.
[10/01/18 16:08:31] JuanMaestro [758/890] has challenged Ttech [1627/1702] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:14:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/01/18 23:55:42] JuanMaestro [14/890] has challenged suterismus [402/1284] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:16:03 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/02/18 09:29:48] JuanMaestro [847/890] has come upon dwfreed [435/458] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 20:40:34 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/02/18 10:19:27] elf [219/1124] has come upon JuanMaestro [492/890] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:41:43 is added to elf's clock.
[10/02/18 15:00:53] Lnk [319/895] has challenged JuanMaestro [583/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:51:48 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/02/18 17:53:46] bootdisk [399/999] has come upon JuanMaestro [252/890] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:19:44 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[10/03/18 15:09:22] JuanMaestro [443/890] has challenged Taffer [100/454] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:19:57 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/04/18 00:12:30] JuanMaestro [197/890] has challenged Khorne [786/1016] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:30:09 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/04/18 23:20:27] Mithkabob [45/453] has challenged JuanMaestro [758/890] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:48:31 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[10/05/18 16:59:28] JuanMaestro [243/890] has come upon Mithkabob [388/453] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:46:38 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/06/18 08:34:34] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:53:05 towards level 74.
[10/07/18 09:24:19] bobvador, FSM, and JuanMaestro [163/1921] have team battled aismallard, HellSpawn, and Cypher [1775/2384] and lost! 1 day, 11:51:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 14:51:11] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:15 towards level 74.
[10/09/18 16:26:09] suterismus [583/1284] has challenged JuanMaestro [601/890] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:38:12 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/09/18 18:40:33] JuanMaestro [164/890] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [183/327] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:23:14 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/11/18 05:08:01] Xenthys, JuanMaestro, and borsin [1384/2027] have team battled Cameron_D, vegadark, and os-5185 [2175/3212] and lost! 5 days, 04:49:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 03:55:50] rxcomm, mordac, JuanMaestro, and Khorne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/18 04:19:52] Nistur [57/522] has challenged JuanMaestro [279/890] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:35:28 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/12/18 09:21:30] JuanMaestro [469/890] has challenged Luamil [126/684] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:45:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/12/18 13:22:52] Taffer [113/454] has challenged JuanMaestro [226/890] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:00:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/13/18 11:11:37] JuanMaestro [710/890] has come upon bigjay [430/1413] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:19:30 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/13/18 21:31:32] lagertonne [36/574] has challenged JuanMaestro [9/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:27:18 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[10/16/18 11:09:46] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:32 towards level 74.
[10/17/18 20:46:04] canton7, Zaratustra, and vegadark [2048/2474] have team battled brendan, petrichor, and JuanMaestro [2225/3478] and lost! 6 days, 07:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/18 05:04:45] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:23 towards level 74.
[10/18/18 06:57:10] elbie [519/724] has challenged JuanMaestro [729/890] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/18/18 20:47:31] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:57 towards level 74.
[10/19/18 02:12:33] JuanMaestro [788/890] has challenged Zye [206/1306] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:23:28 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/19/18 06:40:50] womblecat, ohnx, and Flonk [1030/2534] have team battled Gizmokid2005, JuanMaestro, and Lnk [316/2757] and won! 2 days, 06:15:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 16:29:13] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:43 from level 74.
[10/20/18 17:25:31] HellSpawn [75/409] has challenged JuanMaestro [348/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:52:34 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/20/18 20:16:34] tmberg, Mirc0p, JuanMaestro, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/18 09:26:04] Atan, JuanMaestro, and KeboDK [1283/2441] have team battled Ttech, Mateusz, and tmberg [3015/3742] and lost! 1 day, 17:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/18 12:43:07] JuanMaestro died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:00:59 from level 74.
[10/21/18 23:11:33] Asara [224/1319] has come upon JuanMaestro [69/890] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:51:16 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/22/18 02:36:31] CornFly [510/1202] has challenged JuanMaestro [46/890] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:38:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/22/18 16:06:20] mordac, Khorne, and alephnull [1247/2924] have team battled djm, apiw, and JuanMaestro [1326/2468] and lost! 2 days, 23:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/18 11:48:08] acolarh [272/694] has challenged JuanMaestro [541/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:54 is added to acolarh's clock.
[10/24/18 06:54:38] Zye [375/1313] has challenged JuanMaestro [576/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:15:16 is added to Zye's clock.
[10/24/18 23:58:55] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:43 towards level 74.
[10/25/18 15:32:31] max, HeavyPodda, and JuanMaestro [618/2536] have team battled himuraken, idlerpgww, and MJ94 [845/2210] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/18 02:47:31] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:10 towards level 74.
[10/28/18 13:07:41] JuanMaestro had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:11 towards level 74.
[10/28/18 14:27:14] JuanMaestro [700/890] has challenged PiotrekD [259/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:28:45 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/29/18 03:21:37] LilXan [246/270] has challenged JuanMaestro [230/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from LilXan's clock.
[10/29/18 17:30:25] Saturnaal [88/101] has challenged JuanMaestro [347/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Saturnaal's clock.
[10/29/18 17:33:26] ohnx [675/1041] has challenged JuanMaestro [548/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:15:38 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[10/30/18 10:37:23] JuanMaestro [858/890] has challenged zankore [343/1082] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:45:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/31/18 04:41:31] JuanMaestro [3/890] has challenged dwfreed [142/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:06 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/31/18 16:41:46] JuanMaestro [548/890] has challenged waifu [117/468] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/31/18 20:26:29] neurospex [828/1206] has challenged JuanMaestro [533/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:32:05 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/01/18 08:47:49] JuanMaestro [166/890] has come upon Misza [413/1174] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:15:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/01/18 15:58:02] JuanMaestro ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:49:48 from level 75.
[11/01/18 16:36:19] JuanMaestro [553/890] has come upon FSM [410/426] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:56:22 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/02/18 06:03:15] TauPan [271/411] has come upon JuanMaestro [584/890] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 13:44:27 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/02/18 13:57:50] JuanMaestro [526/890] has come upon Eldoreth [798/979] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:32:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/02/18 17:23:26] AngryParsley, djm, and GilbertErik [2205/2595] have team battled CornFly, JuanMaestro, and TimWolla [2300/2866] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/18 02:43:22] JuanMaestro [330/890] has challenged loomysh [552/776] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:29:55 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/05/18 19:52:00] dclaw123 [248/1008] has challenged JuanMaestro [521/890] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:25:07 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[11/05/18 22:22:48] kenyon, ToHellWithGA, and JuanMaestro [1240/3235] have team battled agrajag, pfoley, and nickware [705/2496] and won! 0 days, 13:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/18 08:20:08] crysys, sunri5e, and JuanMaestro [2607/2792] have team battled grooverider, Curious_Onion, and M144 [291/2527] and won! 0 days, 19:26:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/18 17:01:44] JuanMaestro [672/890] has challenged bp [161/260] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:28:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/08/18 07:56:16] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:08:42 towards level 75.
[11/08/18 19:44:19] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:07:59 towards level 75.
[11/09/18 09:47:17] alephnull, xayto, and blizgerg [152/2614] have team battled JuanMaestro, Syloq, and JensRex [2365/2560] and lost! 2 days, 13:13:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/18 10:10:50] JuanMaestro [667/890] has challenged Birdbones [829/1297] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:46:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/10/18 11:38:49] JuanMaestro [337/890] has come upon freeboson [136/891] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:53:19 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/10/18 13:16:44] JuanMaestro [177/890] has challenged alephnull [211/593] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:57:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/11/18 03:15:33] JuanMaestro, Sharky4, and lipek [1243/2837] have team battled eva42, double, and allo [643/2959] and won! 1 day, 02:05:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/18 07:58:01] JuanMaestro [254/890] has come upon IdleMaster [488/795] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:46:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/11/18 16:31:29] JuanMaestro was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:43:37 from level 75.
[11/12/18 06:16:32] JuanMaestro, Sundance, and Ttech [33/3355] have team battled freeboson, csc2ya, and loomysh [168/2105] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/18 22:49:57] Tenorman [112/1051] has come upon JuanMaestro [636/890] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:02:15 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/14/18 22:40:02] HellSpawn [352/413] has challenged JuanMaestro [108/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:23:45 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/15/18 06:00:57] Morfeus^ [186/320] has challenged JuanMaestro [83/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from Morfeus^'s clock.
[11/15/18 12:43:20] WallIdl [74/772] has challenged JuanMaestro [190/890] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:06:41 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[11/16/18 16:28:47] grooverider [1263/1384] has challenged JuanMaestro [509/890] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:03:57 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/17/18 12:08:26] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:37 towards level 75.
[11/18/18 19:56:15] Majak [289/475] has come upon JuanMaestro [527/890] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 03:29:20 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/19/18 21:32:49] JuanMaestro, Khorne, eva42, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 12:40:45] JuanMaestro [10/890] has come upon kenyon [672/1391] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:53:08 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/20/18 15:10:42] zankore [1030/1069] has challenged JuanMaestro [444/890] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:56 is removed from zankore's clock.
[11/20/18 20:59:16] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:41 towards level 75.
[11/21/18 18:16:57] JuanMaestro [39/890] has challenged D.Va [674/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:03:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/23/18 17:40:03] JuanMaestro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:08:00 from level 75.
[11/24/18 12:49:47] JuanMaestro [389/890] has come upon Zoddo [658/1097] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:35:21 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/24/18 22:26:07] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:14 towards level 75.
[11/25/18 17:45:06] JuanMaestro [543/890] has come upon Mirc0p [722/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:54:22 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/26/18 08:06:38] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:20:22 towards level 75.
[11/27/18 09:25:50] GilbertErik, himuraken, and Heisenberg [1380/2312] have team battled JuanMaestro, Lemelisk, and ilbelkyr [1169/3146] and won! 1 day, 10:35:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/18 18:29:31] JuanMaestro [703/890] has come upon psycho [338/382] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:36:14 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/27/18 19:09:21] vegadark, AngryParsley, and JuanMaestro [1092/2647] have team battled Brady, eva42, and TimWolla [2190/3060] and lost! 2 days, 03:50:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/18 11:53:28] JuanMaestro [333/890] has challenged fragment1 [102/118] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:43:32 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/18 11:53:28] JuanMaestro has dealt fragment1 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:53 is added to fragment1's clock.
[11/29/18 04:28:21] borsin [573/633] has come upon JuanMaestro [534/890] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:38:03 is removed from borsin's clock.
[11/29/18 11:06:26] nickware [5/903] has come upon JuanMaestro [384/890] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:59:05 is added to nickware's clock.
[11/30/18 00:37:14] Mateusz [906/1047] has come upon JuanMaestro [336/890] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:30:14 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[11/30/18 09:03:37] loomysh [415/771] has challenged JuanMaestro [144/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:44 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[12/01/18 08:08:51] JuanMaestro [718/890] has challenged Tor [129/1149] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:49:45 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/01/18 09:27:18] JuanMaestro ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:41:13 from level 75.
[12/03/18 08:19:53] JuanMaestro [548/890] has challenged nickware [659/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:57:29 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/03/18 22:24:22] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:57 towards level 75.
[12/05/18 06:54:18] Vroomfondel [168/639] has come upon JuanMaestro [812/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:53:41 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[12/05/18 12:51:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 8 days, 11:44:26 toward level 75.
[12/06/18 09:06:55] vegadark, DrJosh9000, and agrajag [1693/2086] have team battled simple, h00k, and JuanMaestro [2182/2612] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 11:40:07] Ratigan [136/221] has come upon JuanMaestro [570/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:53 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/07/18 09:06:30] bp [35/441] has come upon JuanMaestro [248/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:58:54 is added to bp's clock.
[12/11/18 14:40:09] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:02 towards level 75.
[12/12/18 05:59:52] JuanMaestro ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:34 from level 75.
[12/14/18 02:27:43] JuanMaestro [171/890] has come upon BagelBites [116/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:10:21 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/16/18 07:30:28] Bobiv [1/39] has challenged JuanMaestro [80/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Bobiv's clock.
[12/17/18 06:17:22] JuanMaestro [541/903] has challenged ncarl747 [173/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/17/18 06:17:22] JuanMaestro has dealt ncarl747 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:53:05 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[12/17/18 11:09:31] JuanMaestro [138/903] has come upon Lemelisk [177/1341] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:34 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/18/18 00:46:52] JuanMaestro [665/903] has challenged el [622/924] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:19 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/18/18 10:38:55] JuanMaestro met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:42:19 from level 76.
[12/19/18 00:26:59] h00k [632/651] has challenged JuanMaestro [784/903] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:36:33 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/19/18 14:30:14] JuanMaestro [273/903] has challenged Reilly [371/428] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:08:12 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/20/18 05:33:45] dclaw123 [542/1006] has challenged JuanMaestro [321/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:32:55 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[12/20/18 23:38:05] JuanMaestro [136/903] has challenged waifu [448/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:42:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/21/18 05:37:25] psycho, JuanMaestro, and AncalagonThBlack [1385/2018] have team battled bp, max, and SpikeX [280/2202] and won! 0 days, 04:04:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 10:47:37] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:28:05 towards level 76.
[12/23/18 08:53:21] useless [600/898] has challenged JuanMaestro [248/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:38:01 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/23/18 15:14:47] JuanMaestro [366/903] has come upon Comstock [236/256] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:16:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/23/18 15:14:47] JuanMaestro has dealt Comstock a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:36:38 is added to Comstock's clock.
[12/24/18 03:57:42] nickware [429/918] has challenged JuanMaestro [466/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:46:19 is added to nickware's clock.
[12/24/18 08:59:32] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:10:23 towards level 76.
[12/24/18 12:37:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 4 days, 12:17:48 toward level 76.
[12/26/18 02:18:44] xayto [178/801] has come upon JuanMaestro [374/903] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:08:51 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/26/18 05:42:16] Brady [811/925] has come upon JuanMaestro [70/903] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:42:54 is removed from Brady's clock.
[12/26/18 23:48:38] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:27 towards level 76.
[12/27/18 05:36:10] JuanMaestro got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:28:28 from level 76.
[12/28/18 19:23:07] JuanMaestro [136/903] has challenged m0shbear [90/931] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:11:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/29/18 18:18:47] JuanMaestro [93/903] has come upon dwfreed [333/446] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:04:28 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/30/18 12:32:45] JensRex [107/1102] has challenged JuanMaestro [802/903] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:09:39 is added to JensRex's clock.
[01/01/19 00:17:06] woonack [246/482] has come upon JuanMaestro [704/903] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:38:26 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/01/19 06:05:42] JuanMaestro [430/903] has come upon woonack [217/482] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:26:18 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/01/19 23:18:06] strife [255/413] has challenged JuanMaestro [472/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to strife's clock.
[01/02/19 17:21:24] JuanMaestro, PiotrekD, and Flonk [1827/2529] have team battled Eldoreth, Jay_of_Delucia, and Herb_Tarlek [912/2300] and won! 5 days, 12:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 02:52:53] csc2ya [79/413] has challenged JuanMaestro [684/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:14 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[01/03/19 03:28:57] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:20:07 from level 76.
[01/03/19 06:23:47] Pici, JuanMaestro, DrJosh9000, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/19 16:10:02] JuanMaestro [49/903] has come upon BagelBites [73/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:16:55 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/06/19 16:35:57] pfoley, pixelate, and JuanMaestro [537/2041] have team battled Mateusz, mwhahaha, and kork [340/2361] and won! 2 days, 23:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 09:08:03] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:28 from level 76.
[01/07/19 17:19:03] JuanMaestro [742/903] has challenged bootdisk [758/1247] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:18:12 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/08/19 05:33:14] JuanMaestro [359/903] has come upon Misza [1197/1218] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:34:20 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/09/19 19:31:24] Majak [280/502] has challenged JuanMaestro [56/903] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:16:51 is removed from Majak's clock.
[01/09/19 21:28:46] Fluttershy, JuanMaestro, and kenyon [51/3324] have team battled irix, Sundance, and petrichor [1189/2856] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/19 23:54:00] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:20 towards level 76.
[01/10/19 22:09:29] JuanMaestro [574/903] has come upon dindinx [302/922] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:32:53 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/11/19 18:54:26] JuanMaestro [809/903] has come upon m0shbear [759/931] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:35:11 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/12/19 19:56:05] fragment1, simple, and xayto [1436/2333] have team battled JuanMaestro, IndigoTiger, and Fluttershy [1101/2894] and won! 0 days, 10:37:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 14:30:33] JuanMaestro set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:18 from level 76.
[01/15/19 00:23:51] zygren, JuanMaestro, and yano [1354/2055] have team battled djm, Andries, and tspange [1806/2334] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/19 10:13:06] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:44 towards level 76.
[01/16/19 17:12:10] JuanMaestro [576/903] has challenged holloway [945/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:42 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/17/19 05:19:54] JuanMaestro was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:14 from level 76.
[01/17/19 12:02:24] JuanMaestro [784/903] has challenged rxcomm [439/1043] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/18/19 06:06:12] JuanMaestro ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:44:47 from level 77.
[01/19/19 01:59:05] JuanMaestro, dindinx, and IndigoTiger [497/2778] have team battled holloway, Sixbierehomme, and ToHellWithGA [2222/2409] and lost! 6 days, 01:24:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/19 03:26:35] M144 [470/815] has challenged JuanMaestro [803/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:08:49 is added to M144's clock.
[01/19/19 08:27:50] nickware [281/971] has challenged JuanMaestro [671/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:51:19 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/19/19 22:31:13] JuanMaestro [141/903] has challenged shandor [462/568] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:25:38 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/30/19 13:00:58] JuanMaestro died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:32:58 from level 77.
[01/30/19 20:14:37] Heisenberg [157/699] has challenged JuanMaestro [632/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:02:28 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/31/19 19:15:19] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:45:39 towards level 77.
[02/01/19 19:22:04] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:38:18 from level 77.
[02/02/19 10:48:01] Reilly, m0shbear, and kenyon [540/2473] have team battled ishanyx, JuanMaestro, and Sharky4 [49/2275] and won! 0 days, 00:23:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 06:36:46] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:23:31 towards level 77.
[02/03/19 23:25:44] Birdbones [717/1379] has challenged JuanMaestro [187/903] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:09:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/19 10:01:21] JuanMaestro has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:43:59 from level 77.
[02/04/19 21:43:04] JuanMaestro left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JuanMaestro's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/19 07:33:13] yano [365/696] has challenged JuanMaestro [626/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:44 is added to yano's clock.
[02/05/19 08:14:18] womblecat [150/621] has come upon JuanMaestro [525/872] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:45:31 is added to womblecat's clock.
[02/05/19 09:57:51] PiotrekD [250/745] has come upon JuanMaestro [476/872] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:38:41 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[02/05/19 16:35:21] zygren [95/478] has challenged JuanMaestro [212/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:58 is added to zygren's clock.
[02/06/19 01:37:34] x0 [205/424] has challenged JuanMaestro [165/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:42 is removed from x0's clock.
[02/06/19 03:31:26] blabber, nickware, and djm [67/1909] have team battled JuanMaestro, idlerpgww, and Kuntilanak [1829/1913] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 21:42:25] JuanMaestro [167/872] has challenged lagertonne [56/714] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:46:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/06/19 23:04:54] JuanMaestro [571/872] has come upon acolarh [604/745] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:55:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/07/19 03:46:10] JuanMaestro [712/872] has come upon robox [223/841] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:52:54 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/09/19 14:55:00] JuanMaestro fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:32:45 from level 77.
[02/09/19 14:57:54] darkmage [424/1113] has come upon JuanMaestro [247/872] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:04:02 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/13/19 00:32:30] JuanMaestro, buksi, and Khorne [1730/2626] have team battled M144, pfoley, and Misza [1688/2697] and won! 2 days, 20:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 03:36:55] JuanMaestro had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:54 towards level 77.
[02/15/19 13:53:43] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:27 towards level 77.
[02/15/19 23:43:28] Lnk, JuanMaestro, and djm [1423/2485] have team battled blizgerg, Vroomfondel, and Ratigan [663/2365] and won! 0 days, 23:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 01:03:32] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:39:42 towards level 77.
[02/18/19 14:33:53] JuanMaestro [250/872] has come upon dxtr [505/932] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:24:41 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/20/19 13:55:29] Crazycatlady [338/668] has challenged JuanMaestro [388/872] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:02:07 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/21/19 23:06:54] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:31:45 towards level 77.
[02/24/19 17:18:03] JuanMaestro [301/872] has challenged crysys [218/813] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:27:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/24/19 17:18:03] In the fierce battle, crysys dropped their level 37 pair of boots! JuanMaestro picks it up, tossing their old level 35 pair of boots to crysys.
[02/24/19 20:18:47] JuanMaestro [171/874] has challenged Nistur [2/788] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:31:45 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/24/19 21:01:57] KeboDK [790/809] has come upon JuanMaestro [676/874] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:42:45 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/24/19 21:57:35] bobvador, brendan, and Brainiac [1656/2698] have team battled allo, TimWolla, and JuanMaestro [427/2655] and won! 1 day, 08:46:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/19 00:25:34] elf [545/1181] has challenged JuanMaestro [165/874] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:42:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/27/19 02:15:07] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:24 towards level 77.
[03/01/19 05:50:39] JuanMaestro [798/884] has come upon bookworm [112/303] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:34:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/03/19 02:56:19] Yuhno [274/683] has come upon JuanMaestro [477/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:41:49 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[03/03/19 06:56:40] JuanMaestro [751/884] has challenged m0shbear [179/936] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:55:57 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/05/19 01:32:36] JuanMaestro [563/884] has come upon Bahhumbug [655/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:26:30 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/05/19 15:07:54] Iceman [291/419] has challenged JuanMaestro [838/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Iceman's clock.
[03/06/19 02:52:58] Cameron_D [214/1607] has challenged JuanMaestro [272/884] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:38:12 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[03/06/19 08:01:27] xonic [623/785] has come upon JuanMaestro [294/884] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:48 is removed from xonic's clock.
[03/06/19 19:22:50] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:05 towards level 77.
[03/15/19 14:59:16] sunri5e [335/1161] has challenged JuanMaestro [292/884] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:40:29 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[03/15/19 15:40:47] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:11:15 from level 77.
[03/16/19 08:26:24] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:33 towards level 77.
[03/17/19 08:10:10] djm, JuanMaestro, and Iceman [1563/2106] have team battled holloway, woonack, and Zaratustra [1409/2675] and won! 0 days, 13:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 09:50:12] JuanMaestro, tmberg, and HellSpawn [275/2725] have team battled Zye, ToHellWithGA, and pants [849/3680] and lost! 0 days, 10:08:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 11:08:31] JuanMaestro [510/884] has challenged M144 [303/797] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:20:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/17/19 17:09:44] borsin [172/600] has challenged JuanMaestro [501/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:22:31 is added to borsin's clock.
[03/18/19 20:22:21] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:13 towards level 77.
[03/19/19 01:07:04] MadHatter, JuanMaestro, Tenorman, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/19 07:17:49] JuanMaestro [393/884] has challenged max [408/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/19/19 10:07:37] JuanMaestro [866/884] has challenged Fritzl [6/273] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:54:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/19/19 16:34:36] JuanMaestro [586/884] has come upon hannesenator [1075/1177] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:53:27 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/20/19 05:22:31] autist [24/679] has challenged JuanMaestro [27/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:40 is added to autist's clock.
[03/20/19 19:53:44] JuanMaestro [88/884] has come upon Sixbierehomme [500/823] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:45:19 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/21/19 00:26:38] Beavis [982/1148] has challenged JuanMaestro [279/884] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:39:43 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[03/21/19 01:22:39] Bradicus, astropoint, and The_Joker [1272/1996] have team battled JuanMaestro, mordac, and canton7 [346/3090] and won! 0 days, 02:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/19 05:27:31] JuanMaestro [328/884] has come upon wMw [289/498] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:46:21 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/22/19 12:54:12] JuanMaestro [766/884] has come upon RedW [11/998] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:38:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/22/19 17:22:42] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:20 towards level 78.
[03/23/19 15:39:35] lavamind [8/13] has challenged JuanMaestro [465/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to lavamind's clock.
[03/23/19 16:07:10] anarcat [91/202] has challenged JuanMaestro [564/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/24/19 00:42:28] AbacusAvenger [811/886] has challenged JuanMaestro [490/884] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:42:25 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[03/24/19 12:43:54] suterismus [759/1310] has come upon JuanMaestro [646/884] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:23:18 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/24/19 22:54:09] jvoisin [190/257] has challenged JuanMaestro [480/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[03/25/19 21:37:18] JuanMaestro [484/884] has come upon dclaw123 [702/981] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:31:27 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/26/19 01:58:49] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:06:53 towards level 78.
[03/27/19 09:47:21] yano, JuanMaestro, and theZoMBiE [998/2089] have team battled algernon, strife, and idlerpgww [51/1598] and won! 0 days, 23:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/19 13:49:36] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:24:52 towards level 78.
[03/27/19 16:44:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 22 days, 17:08:40 toward level 78.
[03/29/19 06:27:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 7 days, 11:50:16 toward level 78.
[03/29/19 09:00:55] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:44 towards level 78.
[03/30/19 02:17:33] JuanMaestro bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:29:44 from level 78.
[03/30/19 06:40:27] blabber [40/449] has come upon JuanMaestro [883/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:19 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/30/19 11:00:11] psycho, JuanMaestro, and odawt [321/1442] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, skarlso, and ToHellWithGA [1447/2299] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/19 12:43:08] JuanMaestro had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:42 towards level 78.
[03/30/19 22:18:57] Walter [156/307] has challenged JuanMaestro [72/884] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from Walter's clock.
[04/01/19 06:36:28] moaz, JuanMaestro, and Nistur [850/2086] have team battled Fluttershy, PlasmaStar, and FSM [1508/2071] and lost! 0 days, 20:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 09:27:44] JuanMaestro [485/884] has challenged idlerpgww [601/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:33:25 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/02/19 05:32:20] JuanMaestro [214/884] has challenged astropoint [557/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:31:28 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/02/19 07:32:45] Tor [85/1157] has challenged JuanMaestro [515/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:01:23 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/02/19 07:36:58] IceeVeeCee, dxrt, and JuanMaestro [774/2235] have team battled buksi, AngryParsley, and HellSpawn [1540/2418] and lost! 0 days, 11:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 14:35:45] ishanyx, JuanMaestro, and allo [1245/2141] have team battled Cameron_D, el, and MaryMaid [1554/2937] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/19 10:41:01] neurospex [116/1211] has challenged JuanMaestro [442/884] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:09:37 is added to neurospex's clock.
[04/04/19 19:46:35] suterismus [186/1310] has challenged JuanMaestro [134/884] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:09:07 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/04/19 22:30:50] JuanMaestro [64/884] has come upon RBecker [48/841] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:23:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/05/19 14:02:26] JuanMaestro lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:23 from level 78.
[04/07/19 07:00:11] JuanMaestro [532/884] has challenged Killerkid [313/1105] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:48:35 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/10/19 19:19:20] JuanMaestro [849/884] has challenged el [64/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:28 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/11/19 19:17:03] JuanMaestro [764/884] has challenged chauffer [58/374] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:25:58 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/11/19 23:35:20] jose [142/205] has challenged JuanMaestro [457/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to jose's clock.
[04/12/19 09:49:14] Nofew [596/840] has come upon JuanMaestro [494/884] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:21:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/13/19 14:08:25] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:26:46 towards level 79.
[04/15/19 21:56:41] LeLutin, himuraken, and Khorne [293/2318] have team battled HellSpawn, JuanMaestro, and Misza [1933/2595] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 12:06:48] JuanMaestro [634/884] has challenged moaz [225/605] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:02:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/19/19 13:32:48] max, womblecat, and Sharky4 [689/2350] have team battled Notir, JuanMaestro, and wMw [927/1776] and lost! 3 days, 10:43:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 18:34:15] JuanMaestro [449/884] has come upon Mithkabob [260/453] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:08:45 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/19/19 20:17:32] waffles, Eldoreth, and JuanMaestro [1060/2457] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Atan, and darkmage [751/2810] and won! 0 days, 18:38:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 08:30:23] JuanMaestro [865/884] has come upon cirdan [40/986] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:38:30 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/21/19 14:10:56] JuanMaestro saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:09:02 from level 79.
[04/21/19 15:18:17] wMw [501/621] has challenged JuanMaestro [717/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:15:36 is added to wMw's clock.
[04/21/19 16:18:30] simple [129/1184] has challenged JuanMaestro [720/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:57:30 is added to simple's clock.
[04/22/19 11:14:07] ToHellWithGA, Xenthys, and ohnx [2253/2356] have team battled brendan, JuanMaestro, and allo [606/2881] and won! 0 days, 14:12:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 21:39:17] zifre [290/536] has challenged JuanMaestro [725/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to zifre's clock.
[04/23/19 16:38:02] Nistur, Ironhoof, and Roxana [2005/3050] have team battled Birdbones, canton7, and JuanMaestro [2228/3226] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/19 00:42:22] JuanMaestro [125/884] has challenged HellSpawn [126/440] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:49:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/26/19 02:52:25] grooverider [932/1410] has come upon JuanMaestro [627/884] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:25:46 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[04/26/19 03:19:13] MiddlewareMonkey [195/521] has come upon JuanMaestro [812/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:56 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/26/19 15:43:43] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:39:54 towards level 79.
[04/26/19 21:39:45] JuanMaestro [168/884] has come upon kenyon [194/1087] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:51:08 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/27/19 13:09:08] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:08:01 towards level 79.
[04/27/19 14:42:47] dax, JuanMaestro, and lipek [2620/2797] have team battled SirMonkeybox, max, and LapTop006 [134/1737] and won! 4 days, 12:19:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 22:14:41] JuanMaestro [487/884] has come upon Majak [306/575] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:55:28 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/29/19 20:09:50] Geela, Heisenberg, and RedW [1826/2503] have team battled bisco, waifu, and JuanMaestro [1902/2129] and lost! 4 days, 14:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 01:25:52] JuanMaestro [683/884] has come upon Scornn [181/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:50:39 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/04/19 16:24:59] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:13 towards level 79.
[05/05/19 10:52:57] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:30 towards level 79.
[05/05/19 13:15:19] lipek, efertone, and Atan [402/2536] have team battled JuanMaestro, RedW, and Herb_Tarlek [442/2783] and lost! 3 days, 03:00:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/19 18:42:30] kork [49/392] has challenged JuanMaestro [774/884] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:15:15 is added to kork's clock.
[05/06/19 20:47:46] inittab [88/173] has challenged JuanMaestro [648/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to inittab's clock.
[05/07/19 23:45:59] el [435/933] has come upon JuanMaestro [306/884] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:25:53 is removed from el's clock.
[05/08/19 00:37:26] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:45 towards level 79.
[05/09/19 03:06:54] jbroome [312/684] has come upon JuanMaestro [307/884] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:55:32 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[05/09/19 05:11:35] JuanMaestro [125/883] has challenged Cameron_D [1073/1633] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:48:40 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/09/19 23:00:33] bigjay [396/1496] has challenged JuanMaestro [115/883] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:33:08 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/10/19 07:55:57] JuanMaestro [320/883] has come upon petrichor [854/1213] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:16:41 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/10/19 09:11:38] JuanMaestro [866/883] has come upon lipek [93/1305] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 00:06:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/11/19 14:42:07] JuanMaestro [445/883] has come upon RBecker [191/816] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:02:09 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/11/19 20:58:21] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:28:06 towards level 80.
[05/12/19 10:04:04] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:58:41 towards level 80.
[05/13/19 06:05:33] JuanMaestro [406/894] has come upon L [379/569] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:44:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/13/19 07:24:53] pants, JuanMaestro, and Zye [3331/3607] have team battled DrJosh9000, HeavyPodda, and RBecker [423/2386] and won! 0 days, 13:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 01:03:18] JuanMaestro lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:23:27 from level 80.
[05/16/19 10:03:33] GilbertErik, Zye, and freeboson [841/3327] have team battled JuanMaestro, TimWolla, and LapTop006 [2094/2615] and lost! 1 day, 19:55:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 21:55:44] JuanMaestro got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:07:00 from level 80.
[05/19/19 12:03:34] pants [327/1190] has come upon JuanMaestro [722/894] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:39:21 is added to pants's clock.
[05/20/19 06:04:14] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:13:29 towards level 80.
[05/21/19 00:11:18] JuanMaestro [258/894] has come upon rxcomm [536/1281] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:18:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/21/19 10:35:28] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:06 towards level 80.
[05/21/19 22:32:10] JuanMaestro was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:17:18 from level 80.
[05/22/19 02:14:14] JuanMaestro [689/894] has come upon D.Va [403/773] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:31:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/23/19 06:41:19] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:29 towards level 80.
[05/24/19 03:35:35] micah, JuanMaestro, Herb_Tarlek, and Kropotkin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/19 03:44:31] pants [661/1190] has come upon JuanMaestro [94/894] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:55:39 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/24/19 11:16:22] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:38 from level 80.
[05/25/19 00:01:43] hannesenator, theZoMBiE, and womblecat [221/2235] have team battled Roxana, JuanMaestro, and MrGlass [2889/2923] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/19 16:11:11] JuanMaestro [403/894] has come upon freeboson [23/954] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:16:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/19 02:33:08] JuanMaestro had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:36 towards level 80.
[05/27/19 10:13:50] JuanMaestro [219/894] has come upon dax [185/569] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:09:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/27/19 10:13:50] JuanMaestro has dealt dax a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:20:48 is added to dax's clock.
[05/28/19 04:01:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 3 days, 11:17:37 toward level 80.
[05/28/19 06:42:40] JuanMaestro [829/894] has challenged blabber [457/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:36:17 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/29/19 20:51:26] JuanMaestro [72/894] has challenged astropoint [99/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/30/19 20:20:01] JuanMaestro was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:06 from level 80.
[05/30/19 23:17:44] IdleMaster [31/698] has come upon JuanMaestro [558/894] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:39:15 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/31/19 07:52:09] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:40 towards level 80.
[06/06/19 03:34:49] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:25 towards level 80.
[06/06/19 18:04:10] Heisenberg [48/733] has challenged JuanMaestro [91/894] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:43:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/19 03:52:20] Reilly [268/465] has come upon JuanMaestro [111/894] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:09:44 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[06/08/19 02:10:46] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:37 towards level 80.
[06/08/19 11:08:18] JuanMaestro [633/894] has challenged JensRex [420/1226] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:13:05 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/10/19 23:51:19] JuanMaestro [429/894] has come upon skarlso [178/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:03:06 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/11/19 07:30:22] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:17 towards level 80.
[06/13/19 00:18:50] Nechayev [17/748] has challenged JuanMaestro [111/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:11 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/13/19 07:20:22] AbacusAvenger [624/878] has challenged JuanMaestro [539/894] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:35:56 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[06/13/19 21:29:56] JuanMaestro was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:56:34 from level 80.
[06/14/19 00:30:49] borsin [340/644] has come upon JuanMaestro [629/894] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:59:16 is added to borsin's clock.
[06/14/19 18:42:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 05:42:36 from level 80.
[06/15/19 14:32:55] JuanMaestro [496/894] has challenged bigjay [1179/1465] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:35:03 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/16/19 22:49:39] JuanMaestro [119/894] has come upon ohnx [662/826] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:59:26 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/17/19 04:54:53] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:18 from level 80.
[06/17/19 05:15:54] L [28/576] has come upon JuanMaestro [539/894] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:09:40 is added to L's clock.
[06/17/19 09:42:12] JuanMaestro [744/894] has challenged lavamind [37/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:59:49 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/17/19 09:42:12] JuanMaestro has dealt lavamind a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:34 is added to lavamind's clock.
[06/19/19 20:43:20] JuanMaestro [743/894] has come upon Mars [651/1157] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:34:10 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/20/19 06:36:22] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:24 towards level 80.
[06/20/19 08:06:45] Syloq, JuanMaestro, and bebbet [1380/2034] have team battled tmberg, BagelBites, and Zaratustra [2384/3255] and lost! 2 days, 02:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/19 09:12:11] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:20 towards level 80.
[06/22/19 08:13:47] jbroome [445/690] has challenged JuanMaestro [615/894] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to jbroome's clock.
[06/22/19 19:40:20] chauffer [272/467] has come upon JuanMaestro [803/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:51:39 is added to chauffer's clock.
[06/23/19 03:12:45] Eldoreth [472/1009] has challenged JuanMaestro [801/894] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:22:41 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[06/23/19 21:16:28] kenyon [492/1087] has challenged JuanMaestro [428/894] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:07:50 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/24/19 13:46:03] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:10 towards level 80.
[06/25/19 05:29:28] Eldoreth, woonack, and PiotrekD [1940/2304] have team battled lavamind, ncarl747, and JuanMaestro [252/2327] and won! 1 day, 22:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 18:15:34] agrajag [891/1244] has come upon JuanMaestro [587/894] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:42:39 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[06/25/19 18:25:42] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:47 towards level 80.
[06/26/19 15:44:40] JuanMaestro [106/894] has come upon Mithkabob [11/469] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:11:41 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/26/19 15:44:40] JuanMaestro has dealt Mithkabob a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:31:14 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[06/26/19 17:31:09] JuanMaestro [86/894] has challenged Fritzl [189/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/26/19 17:34:49] autist, petrichor, and buyoq [2008/2269] have team battled Ratigan, JuanMaestro, and Kropotkin [165/2265] and won! 0 days, 01:50:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 19:09:50] JuanMaestro, vegadark, and MaryMaid [905/2065] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Killerkid, and yano [51/2479] and won! 0 days, 13:44:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 08:23:21] Kropotkin, JuanMaestro, and Elgo [557/1967] have team battled TimWolla, Curious_Onion, and Sixbierehomme [1056/2412] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/19 00:17:47] BagelBites, Lnk, and JuanMaestro [1411/2589] have team battled Syloq, Mithkabob, and Lemelisk [580/2337] and won! 1 day, 01:50:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 06:17:50] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:48 towards level 80.
[07/01/19 15:40:46] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:06 towards level 80.
[07/02/19 10:44:37] darkmage, JuanMaestro, and blabber [489/2801] have team battled gdm, LukeLR, and ishanyx [1254/1881] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 17:35:36] JuanMaestro [500/894] has come upon elbie [460/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:53:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/03/19 07:38:51] JuanMaestro was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:10 from level 80.
[07/03/19 14:04:03] JuanMaestro lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:43 from level 80.
[07/03/19 16:07:13] JuanMaestro [11/894] has challenged damyan [484/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:33 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/03/19 22:23:25] phraktyl, JuanMaestro, and apiw [733/2096] have team battled damyan, buyoq, and Sixbierehomme [1505/2307] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/19 03:41:15] Queequeg [193/215] has challenged JuanMaestro [672/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Queequeg's clock.
[07/05/19 02:36:01] JuanMaestro [177/894] has challenged Everyman [672/767] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/05/19 05:31:24] JuanMaestro, Globalirc, and GilbertErik [2607/2652] have team battled chauffer, Bradicus, and kenyon [971/2485] and won! 4 days, 11:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 08:02:53] aismallard, rxcomm, and elbie [3003/3047] have team battled BagelBites, JuanMaestro, and HeavyPodda [759/2598] and won! 0 days, 18:53:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 10:00:08] JuanMaestro misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:12:59 from level 81.
[07/08/19 21:11:01] JuanMaestro saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:05:18 from level 81.
[07/09/19 01:13:37] nickware [882/1151] has come upon JuanMaestro [501/890] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:39:28 is removed from nickware's clock.
[07/09/19 01:13:37] nickware has dealt JuanMaestro a Critical Strike! 15 days, 19:47:47 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/09/19 11:19:59] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:29:22 towards level 81.
[07/09/19 11:32:49] suterismus [1315/1357] has come upon JuanMaestro [71/890] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:01:47 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/09/19 20:25:07] dkorhonen, darkmage, and TheDeadlyDandy [1569/2310] have team battled brycec, JuanMaestro, and Elgo [468/2540] and won! 0 days, 01:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/19 21:24:57] JuanMaestro [421/890] has come upon csc2ya [96/462] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:40:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/10/19 06:20:56] mordac, TheresusPheronor, and Mithkabob [80/2195] have team battled JuanMaestro, canton7, and StalkR [286/2299] and lost! 1 day, 17:46:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/19 18:18:05] JuanMaestro slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JuanMaestro's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/19 04:18:22] JuanMaestro [497/883] has come upon brycec [1144/1168] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:08:52 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/11/19 15:54:47] Gipsy [23/27] has challenged JuanMaestro [650/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Gipsy's clock.
[07/12/19 00:51:54] JuanMaestro [220/883] has challenged phraktyl [158/365] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:45:24 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/12/19 11:24:05] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:58:59 from level 81.
[07/14/19 21:04:53] elf, Equinox, and IdleMaster [77/2291] have team battled Psilocybe, JuanMaestro, and Bradicus [1934/2587] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 09:56:45] Elgo [211/488] has come upon JuanMaestro [156/883] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:52:11 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[07/15/19 09:56:45] Elgo has dealt JuanMaestro a Critical Strike! 21 days, 03:11:47 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/18/19 15:56:58] Clearcasting [404/623] has come upon JuanMaestro [857/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:37 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[07/18/19 17:27:30] JuanMaestro [342/883] has challenged rxcomm [1026/1296] in combat and lost! 12 days, 16:55:13 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/19/19 04:35:38] JuanMaestro [489/883] has come upon FSM [716/784] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 15:07:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/19/19 08:23:32] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 13:45:02 towards level 81.
[07/20/19 12:08:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 74 days, 03:36:00 toward level 81.
[07/22/19 15:48:05] JuanMaestro [573/883] has challenged bookworm [273/386] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:54:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/23/19 20:23:29] Tor [306/1197] has come upon JuanMaestro [414/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:06:16 is added to Tor's clock.
[07/24/19 09:40:54] JuanMaestro was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:43:42 from level 81.
[07/26/19 23:06:23] womblecat, Killerkid, and loomysh [2620/2623] have team battled Iceman, JuanMaestro, and Crazycatlady [1771/2498] and won! 1 day, 12:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/19 03:25:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 20 days, 13:23:19 toward level 81.
[07/27/19 05:44:40] dindinx [889/1026] has come upon JuanMaestro [532/883] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:43:21 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[07/27/19 17:29:32] Tiny_Nuggins [91/194] has challenged JuanMaestro [589/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/29/19 13:20:19] JuanMaestro was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:44:15 from level 81.
[07/29/19 21:27:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 3 days, 04:42:40 toward level 81.
[07/30/19 09:29:17] Beavis [6/1148] has challenged JuanMaestro [401/883] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:17:20 is added to Beavis's clock.
[07/30/19 10:18:06] darkmage, algernon, and Pici [1880/3274] have team battled sunri5e, JuanMaestro, and Misza [1984/3392] and lost! 1 day, 21:42:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/19 11:00:02] Trompat [2/33] has challenged JuanMaestro [392/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Trompat's clock.
[07/31/19 00:32:57] JuanMaestro [374/883] has challenged algernon [472/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:53 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/31/19 01:21:35] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:18 towards level 81.
[07/31/19 03:59:54] JuanMaestro, Globalirc, and Sundance [1662/2370] have team battled Xenofex, Clearcasting, and tspange [1958/2273] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/19 22:15:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 2 days, 12:39:12 toward level 81.
[08/01/19 04:07:31] GilbertErik [28/826] has come upon JuanMaestro [108/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:08:51 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[08/01/19 09:12:11] petrichor, Xenofex, and BagelBites [29/2797] have team battled JuanMaestro, anarcat, and suterismus [785/2988] and lost! 0 days, 18:00:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/19 08:22:43] JuanMaestro [61/890] has challenged meskio [158/705] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:15:56 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/02/19 09:01:03] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 06:21:33 from level 82.
[08/02/19 10:27:49] manish17xxx, MadMan, and JuanMaestro [1210/2905] have team battled Atan, womblecat, and StalkR [1678/1868] and lost! 4 days, 18:34:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 07:58:27] JuanMaestro [695/890] has come upon blizgerg [411/1397] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 13:44:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/05/19 15:51:06] meskio [115/705] has challenged JuanMaestro [675/890] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to meskio's clock.
[08/05/19 23:04:28] Pici [374/1416] has challenged JuanMaestro [52/890] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:09:11 is removed from Pici's clock.
[08/07/19 02:24:08] Killerkid [265/1102] has come upon JuanMaestro [284/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:29:02 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/07/19 03:19:40] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:02:56 towards level 82.
[08/09/19 05:36:18] SlowRiot, JuanMaestro, and tmberg [1595/3144] have team battled sjefen6, djm, and pollo [689/2503] and won! 2 days, 02:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 16:09:39] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:34:14 towards level 82.
[08/12/19 00:36:05] JuanMaestro [140/890] has challenged WallIdl [284/575] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:19:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/13/19 23:30:32] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:22:35 towards level 82.
[08/14/19 08:53:08] blizgerg [312/1397] has come upon JuanMaestro [47/890] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:29:42 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/15/19 04:37:02] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:54:51 towards level 82.
[08/15/19 05:52:44] Elgo [1/570] has challenged JuanMaestro [864/890] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:34:45 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/15/19 05:55:54] yano [406/513] has come upon JuanMaestro [701/890] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:53:54 is added to yano's clock.
[08/15/19 23:52:48] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:39 towards level 82.
[08/16/19 00:44:12] JuanMaestro [410/890] has come upon KeboDK [486/710] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:21:44 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/18/19 23:04:16] JuanMaestro [174/890] has come upon mwhahaha [51/985] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:34:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/19/19 08:20:30] JuanMaestro slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JuanMaestro's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/19 01:43:24] suterismus [1317/1360] has come upon JuanMaestro [410/883] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:48:15 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/22/19 07:14:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 06:55:36 from level 82.
[08/22/19 08:15:21] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:17:52 towards level 82.
[08/22/19 23:06:34] Ratigan, JuanMaestro, and Elgo [128/2296] have team battled sbp, bookworm, and Misza [714/2308] and lost! 4 days, 19:17:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/19 04:41:03] JuanMaestro died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:50:22 from level 82.
[08/23/19 21:39:35] Jay_of_Delucia [469/582] has challenged JuanMaestro [610/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:03 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[08/24/19 04:26:28] kork, Atan, and JuanMaestro [209/1994] have team battled Khorne, pfoley, and csssuf [559/2456] and lost! 1 day, 15:13:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 20:54:43] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:06:42 towards level 82.
[08/24/19 23:36:17] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:40:43 towards level 82.
[08/25/19 10:47:16] JuanMaestro [331/883] has challenged bookworm [263/388] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:51:34 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/25/19 14:18:53] JuanMaestro, Zaratustra, and WallIdl [589/2630] have team battled StalkR, kork, and Mars [1516/1972] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/19 02:55:33] Agent86, JuanMaestro, and Majak [752/2215] have team battled Forud, MaryMaid, and sigmg [1684/1714] and lost! 3 days, 11:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/19 23:26:06] waifu [15/1116] has challenged JuanMaestro [782/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/28/19 09:55:07] JuanMaestro [403/883] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [31/644] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:01:13 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/28/19 18:53:58] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:15 towards level 82.
[08/30/19 04:13:42] buksi, zifre, and JuanMaestro [1866/2217] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, StalkR, and LapTop006 [755/1584] and won! 0 days, 08:08:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 05:45:16] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:57:39 towards level 82.
[08/30/19 19:16:48] petrichor [740/1247] has challenged JuanMaestro [719/883] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:55:14 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[08/30/19 23:48:34] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:02:39 towards level 82.
[08/31/19 23:09:16] sigmg [144/757] has come upon JuanMaestro [225/883] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:47:31 is added to sigmg's clock.
[09/01/19 09:52:24] dwfreed, JuanMaestro, and LukeLR [1765/2234] have team battled bootdisk, Yuhno, and Atan [220/2430] and won! 2 days, 19:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 07:29:44] JuanMaestro [821/883] has challenged PiotrekD [420/794] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:40:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/02/19 09:00:44] alephnull, JuanMaestro, and SlowRiot [2482/2641] have team battled vegadark, fattrat, and Yuhno [69/2664] and won! 0 days, 09:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 10:55:12] Forud, CornFly, and Mateusz [173/2640] have team battled JuanMaestro, ishanyx, and Tiny_Nuggins [781/2098] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/19 22:52:26] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:50 towards level 82.
[09/03/19 11:36:03] JuanMaestro [236/883] has challenged Atan [271/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:17:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/03/19 19:10:07] bootdisk [456/961] has come upon JuanMaestro [219/883] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:54:41 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[09/03/19 22:38:29] JuanMaestro [317/883] has challenged Killerkid [1025/1102] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:58:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/05/19 08:33:33] AbrahamLinksys [374/436] has come upon JuanMaestro [454/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:43:41 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/06/19 10:23:50] JuanMaestro [252/883] has come upon djm [352/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:47:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/06/19 10:53:44] JuanMaestro [856/883] has come upon dartainus [402/589] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:48:00 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/06/19 11:42:24] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:36 towards level 82.
[09/06/19 18:40:40] wMw, Beavis, and bebbet [1925/2367] have team battled vegadark, JuanMaestro, and anarcat [1085/2251] and won! 0 days, 09:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 02:20:34] JuanMaestro walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:40 from level 82.
[09/07/19 06:13:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed JuanMaestro with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 03:00:31 from level 82.
[09/08/19 05:21:29] Andries, Lnk, and BagelBites [1862/2203] have team battled JuanMaestro, ishanyx, and dartainus [1619/2266] and won! 4 days, 22:51:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/19 14:17:16] simple [262/1047] has come upon JuanMaestro [725/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:06:14 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/19 19:02:39] JuanMaestro [126/883] has come upon pixelate [143/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:59:58 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/12/19 01:03:07] bookworm, sheu, and JuanMaestro [1559/1826] have team battled HeavyPodda, djm, and Asara [1615/3113] and lost! 2 days, 01:23:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/19 16:24:50] sc_ [27/533] has challenged JuanMaestro [273/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:55 is added to sc_'s clock.
[09/12/19 18:48:49] JuanMaestro [129/883] has come upon Xenofex [699/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:17:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/13/19 03:05:49] Sharky4 [89/1043] has come upon JuanMaestro [155/883] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:55:56 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[09/13/19 04:27:37] JuanMaestro [496/883] has challenged csssuf [388/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:41:23 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/13/19 04:39:31] JuanMaestro was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:24 towards level 82.
[09/13/19 19:14:53] JuanMaestro had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:47 towards level 82.
[09/14/19 03:39:16] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:52 towards level 82.
[09/16/19 21:55:48] lavamind, idlerpgww, Cameron_D, and JuanMaestro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/19 08:50:16] theZoMBiE [318/452] has challenged JuanMaestro [528/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:26 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/19/19 09:16:12] Mirc0p, Eldoreth, JuanMaestro, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/19 13:26:16] Milquetoast, JuanMaestro, and ncarl747 [434/2706] have team battled idlerpgww, JensRex, and KeboDK [1580/3009] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 03:02:27] JuanMaestro [110/883] has challenged Agent86 [578/708] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/20/19 23:10:10] Misza [801/1344] has challenged JuanMaestro [308/883] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:01:14 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/21/19 00:53:10] JuanMaestro has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:01:40 from level 83.
[09/22/19 01:06:49] max, Mars, and Sundance [1091/2690] have team battled Andries, JuanMaestro, and ishanyx [960/2189] and won! 0 days, 08:59:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 08:29:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 51 days, 20:33:51 toward level 83.
[09/24/19 13:30:14] CornFly [355/1147] has challenged JuanMaestro [29/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:38:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/25/19 18:37:10] JuanMaestro [243/883] has challenged TauPan [25/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:32:51 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/27/19 05:30:34] JuanMaestro [409/883] has come upon m0shbear [884/986] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:41:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/29/19 16:59:34] inittab [223/567] has challenged JuanMaestro [458/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:56 is added to inittab's clock.
[09/29/19 22:17:34] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:30 towards level 83.
[09/30/19 17:46:30] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:34 towards level 83.
[10/01/19 23:13:15] Majak, Notir, and rxcomm [1858/2517] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, JuanMaestro, and WallIdl [1423/2365] and won! 0 days, 23:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/19 08:48:13] JuanMaestro [148/883] has come upon jvoisin [647/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:54:43 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/04/19 11:31:05] JuanMaestro, Pontuzz, and Nistur [1561/2007] have team battled ganome, phraktyl, and lipek [1054/2466] and won! 0 days, 06:20:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/19 15:22:09] suterismus [990/1363] has come upon JuanMaestro [556/883] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:17:25 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/04/19 15:40:58] nawcom [4/476] has come upon JuanMaestro [311/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:31 is added to nawcom's clock.
[10/06/19 14:03:53] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:10 towards level 83.
[10/06/19 17:30:30] bootdisk [127/734] has come upon JuanMaestro [452/883] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:51:06 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/06/19 22:18:59] suterismus [246/1363] has come upon JuanMaestro [316/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:21:03 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/07/19 04:42:18] JuanMaestro [289/883] has challenged Ironhoof [637/1231] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:12:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/08/19 08:49:04] JuanMaestro [575/883] has challenged ncarl747 [765/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:27:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/10/19 04:42:33] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:29 towards level 83.
[10/10/19 14:46:05] JuanMaestro sharpened the edge of their weapon! JuanMaestro's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/19 17:44:36] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:39 towards level 83.
[10/12/19 00:55:37] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:21 towards level 83.
[10/12/19 19:11:00] Xenofex [697/865] has come upon JuanMaestro [103/910] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:41:30 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[10/13/19 21:21:09] AncalagonThBlack [242/803] has challenged JuanMaestro [646/910] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:49:15 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[10/15/19 08:50:31] MiddlewareMonkey [161/927] has come upon JuanMaestro [703/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:47:36 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/15/19 21:10:43] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:45 towards level 83.
[10/16/19 12:24:17] JuanMaestro [208/910] has come upon Mars [773/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:16 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/16/19 12:41:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 0 days, 16:54:46 toward level 83.
[10/17/19 09:26:51] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:56 towards level 83.
[10/18/19 09:10:37] JuanMaestro [461/910] has challenged rxcomm [10/1309] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:29:03 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/18/19 12:57:22] JuanMaestro [818/910] has come upon L [753/777] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:03:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/21/19 07:04:27] JuanMaestro [439/910] has come upon jvoisin [437/735] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:25:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/21/19 07:57:00] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:45 towards level 84.
[10/21/19 19:05:59] JuanMaestro [379/910] has challenged Susumurata [172/430] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:30:49 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/25/19 09:50:52] el, The_Joker, and fattrat [1156/2722] have team battled JuanMaestro, DrJosh9000, and phraktyl [483/2158] and won! 1 day, 20:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 17:27:57] JuanMaestro [845/910] has challenged phraktyl [21/660] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:47:00 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/26/19 00:54:58] JuanMaestro [897/910] has come upon MetaNova [373/996] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:12:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/26/19 17:18:38] JuanMaestro [500/910] has come upon m0shbear [511/1188] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:10:30 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/28/19 07:08:53] yano [524/580] has come upon JuanMaestro [155/910] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:22:11 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/28/19 20:59:57] JuanMaestro [76/910] has come upon SirMonkeybox [305/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:38:21 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/29/19 13:21:17] JuanMaestro [137/910] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [549/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:04:24 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/29/19 21:42:13] Mars, AngryParsley, and Kropotkin [888/3347] have team battled allo, dax, and JuanMaestro [2145/2159] and lost! 0 days, 23:34:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/19 06:42:29] KH405, pixelate, and RBecker [223/1751] have team battled JuanMaestro, MetaNova, and Notir [1053/2423] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/19 04:06:25] JuanMaestro [579/910] has come upon pixelate [398/522] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:55:30 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/01/19 07:36:51] JuanMaestro [28/910] has challenged ncarl747 [258/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:10:08 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/02/19 02:46:53] JuanMaestro was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:33:06 from level 84.
[11/03/19 01:46:40] holloway [430/1068] has challenged JuanMaestro [342/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:53:42 is removed from holloway's clock.
[11/03/19 09:06:42] Chuck [698/741] has come upon JuanMaestro [175/910] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:51:07 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/04/19 03:05:39] efertone [420/511] has come upon JuanMaestro [654/910] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:13:31 is added to efertone's clock.
[11/05/19 17:55:03] Ttech, JuanMaestro, and MiddlewareMonkey [3727/3838] have team battled allo, Elgo, and xonic [987/2046] and won! 2 days, 23:25:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/19 18:26:08] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:34 towards level 84.
[11/11/19 00:11:04] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:22 towards level 84.
[11/12/19 23:34:27] Herb_Tarlek, JuanMaestro, and PiotrekD [1990/2855] have team battled vegadark, pollo, and Chuck [801/2342] and won! 0 days, 18:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/19 06:53:27] JuanMaestro, dwfreed, and MJ94 [543/2225] have team battled Syloq, AngryParsley, and Pici [2831/3113] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/19 09:44:49] borsin [471/662] has challenged JuanMaestro [509/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:20 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/14/19 01:48:31] Atan [564/766] has challenged JuanMaestro [779/910] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:14:54 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/14/19 10:50:36] Jay_of_Delucia [609/621] has challenged JuanMaestro [180/910] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:41:28 is removed from Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[11/15/19 01:54:13] JuanMaestro [153/910] has challenged elf [1012/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:04 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/15/19 08:50:52] JuanMaestro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:03 towards level 84.
[11/16/19 03:26:55] JuanMaestro [520/910] has come upon Elgo [108/612] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/16/19 13:34:01] JuanMaestro [677/910] has challenged unicron [10/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/19/19 13:08:10] simple [503/1016] has come upon JuanMaestro [323/910] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 05:21:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/19 06:28:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 14 days, 11:40:02 toward level 85.
[11/21/19 15:54:07] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:08:58 towards level 85.
[11/22/19 13:48:33] PiotrekD [299/1004] has come upon JuanMaestro [307/910] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 10:27:54 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[11/22/19 13:48:54] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:39:31 from level 85.
[11/23/19 18:23:57] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:53 towards level 85.
[11/23/19 20:42:27] JuanMaestro [871/910] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [264/430] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:15:00 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/23/19 23:43:11] Reilly [451/464] has challenged JuanMaestro [903/910] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:36:26 is added to Reilly's clock.
[11/25/19 08:45:00] Heisenberg, vegadark, and MadMan [1351/2694] have team battled kenyon, sc_, and JuanMaestro [200/2642] and won! 1 day, 09:50:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 09:42:54] JuanMaestro sharpened the edge of their weapon! JuanMaestro's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/19 14:01:58] JuanMaestro, SCSi, and Chuck [1519/2431] have team battled Sharky4, Reilly, and humus [1540/1850] and lost! 0 days, 19:48:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 20:19:44] JuanMaestro got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:55:40 from level 85.
[11/27/19 06:06:54] sunri5e, Yuhno, sjums_the_great, and JuanMaestro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/19 06:31:06] JuanMaestro [20/940] has come upon xonic [648/708] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:03:36 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/29/19 22:21:05] JuanMaestro [376/940] has come upon Mateusz [1118/1134] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:14:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/30/19 11:13:56] Iceman [336/984] has come upon JuanMaestro [539/940] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:17:38 is added to Iceman's clock.
[12/02/19 17:29:03] suterismus [867/1389] has come upon JuanMaestro [925/947] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:19:42 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/03/19 08:43:39] ToHellWithGA [7/1026] has challenged JuanMaestro [19/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:46:23 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/05/19 01:54:09] JuanMaestro [450/947] has challenged Misza [116/1346] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:43:36 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/06/19 16:03:45] JuanMaestro [105/947] has challenged GilbertErik [617/764] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:02:51 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/07/19 07:42:28] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:35 towards level 85.
[12/07/19 09:37:34] JuanMaestro [347/947] has come upon Forud [337/575] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:54:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/07/19 18:10:06] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:17 towards level 85.
[12/09/19 08:50:48] bigjay [637/1529] has come upon JuanMaestro [426/947] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:22:25 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[12/09/19 09:55:28] CornFly [69/1177] has come upon JuanMaestro [843/947] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 03:02:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/09/19 23:23:49] sheu [76/576] has challenged JuanMaestro [763/947] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:32:45 is added to sheu's clock.
[12/10/19 03:11:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 4 days, 02:54:34 toward level 85.
[12/11/19 18:21:39] JuanMaestro [842/947] has challenged Notir [397/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:38 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/12/19 08:39:24] JuanMaestro [638/947] has challenged CornFly [323/1189] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:05:30 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/12/19 10:55:28] JuanMaestro [608/947] has come upon Bradicus [443/948] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:48:05 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/13/19 01:08:32] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:58 towards level 86.
[12/14/19 12:39:43] JuanMaestro [94/947] has challenged petrichor [120/1236] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:58:29 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/15/19 01:15:43] Ether [123/230] has challenged JuanMaestro [177/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to Ether's clock.
[12/15/19 14:55:20] Pici, vegadark, and dax [1984/2528] have team battled JuanMaestro, Elgo, and Blukunfando [1099/1958] and won! 1 day, 04:33:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 10:04:24] JuanMaestro [799/947] has come upon brycec [633/1200] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:57:16 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/16/19 16:17:22] JuanMaestro saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:31:24 from level 86.
[12/17/19 08:16:27] JuanMaestro was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:59:27 from level 86.
[12/17/19 09:15:26] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:56 towards level 86.
[12/19/19 13:31:38] Mirc0p [311/734] has challenged JuanMaestro [792/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:38 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[12/20/19 20:21:16] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:34:40 towards level 86.
[12/20/19 23:42:38] JuanMaestro [651/961] has come upon Zyphyr [286/629] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:48 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/21/19 09:05:49] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:34:40 towards level 86.
[12/21/19 23:49:20] Everyman, anarcat, and Desspugne [635/2579] have team battled Reilly, JuanMaestro, and loomysh [1121/2405] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/19 07:08:42] bootdisk [377/649] has come upon JuanMaestro [520/961] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 00:29:17 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[12/23/19 08:52:03] Tenorman [701/1221] has challenged JuanMaestro [561/961] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:45:18 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/23/19 17:54:04] TauPan [111/387] has challenged JuanMaestro [629/961] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:29:06 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/24/19 10:13:44] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:01:07 towards level 86.
[12/24/19 18:44:15] KH405 [405/545] has come upon JuanMaestro [142/961] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:34:50 is removed from KH405's clock.
[12/25/19 17:04:37] JuanMaestro [624/961] has challenged PlasmaStar [228/634] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:26:27 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/26/19 07:01:07] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:01:26 from level 86.
[12/26/19 07:07:44] JuanMaestro [480/961] has challenged theZoMBiE [324/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:10:22 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/27/19 17:22:38] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:50 towards level 86.
[12/28/19 01:17:16] Varjatticus [287/378] has challenged JuanMaestro [37/961] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:27:49 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[12/28/19 14:30:32] JuanMaestro [724/961] has come upon micah [606/891] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:58:13 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/30/19 02:10:11] max [70/994] has come upon JuanMaestro [490/961] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:33 is added to max's clock.
[12/30/19 09:54:48] inittab, PiotrekD, and JuanMaestro [467/2530] have team battled Geela, xayto, and Pauwelz [913/2024] and lost! 1 day, 02:25:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/19 06:45:07] Scar3cr0w, WallIdl, and phraktyl [1255/1950] have team battled xayto, zankore, and JuanMaestro [1230/2813] and won! 0 days, 06:55:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 23:38:44] JuanMaestro [252/961] has challenged max [264/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:37 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/03/20 00:22:51] datdus [567/626] has challenged JuanMaestro [748/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to datdus's clock.
[01/03/20 10:03:32] rustybicycle [113/284] has challenged JuanMaestro [276/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[01/03/20 18:15:39] JuanMaestro got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:21 from level 86.
[01/04/20 02:56:02] jbroome [999/1030] has challenged JuanMaestro [486/961] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:49:49 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[01/05/20 16:08:13] bisco [337/1047] has come upon JuanMaestro [815/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:54 is added to bisco's clock.
[01/05/20 17:53:38] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:43 towards level 86.
[01/06/20 14:46:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 0 days, 00:55:28 toward level 86.
[01/06/20 18:43:26] JuanMaestro [392/961] has challenged Majak [736/811] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:19:52 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/08/20 18:59:19] suterismus [1173/1411] has come upon JuanMaestro [512/961] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:55:08 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/09/20 16:32:30] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:46:09 towards level 87.
[01/12/20 04:53:41] Brainiac [197/845] has come upon JuanMaestro [566/961] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:54:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/14/20 10:58:05] JuanMaestro [338/961] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [1/795] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:45:05 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/14/20 23:56:30] xonic, Tiny_Nuggins, and loomysh [1542/2432] have team battled cirdan, JuanMaestro, and PiotrekD [2038/2975] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/20 17:43:57] JuanMaestro, PlasmaStar, and ohnx [693/2361] have team battled Roxana, blizgerg, and Reilly [1379/3146] and lost! 1 day, 07:01:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 16:11:30] Beefcan [226/475] has challenged JuanMaestro [959/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/16/20 20:12:37] PlasmaStar [9/634] has challenged JuanMaestro [774/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:26 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/17/20 14:40:15] Xenthys [701/742] has come upon JuanMaestro [924/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:32:29 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/18/20 00:50:36] JuanMaestro left their weapon out in the rain to rust! JuanMaestro's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/20 03:20:21] JuanMaestro [276/928] has challenged Tenorman [792/1221] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:16:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/18/20 10:46:15] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:44:58 towards level 87.
[01/18/20 23:25:11] vegadark [478/660] has challenged JuanMaestro [713/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:35:14 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/20/20 04:30:51] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:52:49 towards level 87.
[01/21/20 11:12:29] JuanMaestro ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:26:34 from level 87.
[01/21/20 11:29:33] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:48:25 towards level 87.
[02/18/20 16:27:30] tmberg [928/1562] has challenged JuanMaestro [536/928] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:24:35 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[02/20/20 00:45:51] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:20 towards level 87.
[02/21/20 07:10:23] allo, L, and blabber [1133/2357] have team battled darkmage, PlasmaStar, and JuanMaestro [2847/2912] and lost! 1 day, 14:00:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 09:28:21] JuanMaestro got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:17:42 from level 87.
[02/22/20 05:02:50] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:47:01 from level 87.
[02/26/20 04:42:48] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:47:44 from level 87.
[02/26/20 20:01:45] JuanMaestro burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JuanMaestro's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/20 23:49:46] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:58:25 towards level 87.
[02/28/20 00:43:14] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:20:13 towards level 87.
[02/28/20 23:16:12] JuanMaestro ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:41:06 from level 87.
[03/01/20 23:34:15] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:19:45 towards level 87.
[03/02/20 03:10:46] JuanMaestro, WallIdl, and autist [68/2544] have team battled fattrat, TheresusPheronor, and inittab [1241/2341] and lost! 5 days, 05:22:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 05:40:08] JuanMaestro [128/920] has come upon sairis [184/351] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:24:26 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/02/20 15:52:52] JuanMaestro [658/920] has come upon el [349/1014] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:44:01 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/03/20 16:52:51] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:14:01 towards level 87.
[03/06/20 01:22:15] misha [519/741] has come upon JuanMaestro [511/925] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:22:10 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/06/20 13:07:14] JuanMaestro [474/925] has challenged el [500/1014] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:56:44 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/07/20 03:31:05] StalkR, vegadark, and Yuhno [1308/1922] have team battled inittab, JuanMaestro, and NeonSynth [196/1769] and won! 1 day, 08:45:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 19:14:05] TimWolla [329/886] has challenged JuanMaestro [915/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:27 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/08/20 18:23:07] unicron, Athos, and Everyman [1759/2296] have team battled Atan, JuanMaestro, and blizgerg [2771/3095] and lost! 2 days, 06:09:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/20 21:15:07] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:54:19 from level 87.
[03/08/20 21:42:52] Chuck, djm, and JuanMaestro [819/2603] have team battled sigmg, blabber, and womblecat [2078/2550] and lost! 0 days, 12:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/20 21:50:24] Muirrum [172/533] has come upon JuanMaestro [554/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:40:17 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[03/10/20 15:24:32] Yuhno, micah, and dclaw123 [570/2691] have team battled petrichor, bigjay, and JuanMaestro [2491/3665] and lost! 1 day, 10:45:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/20 20:58:40] JuanMaestro [875/925] has come upon GipsyPureGold [11/653] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:56:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/12/20 01:24:52] lavamind [751/766] has come upon JuanMaestro [568/925] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:21:45 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[03/12/20 22:01:58] JuanMaestro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:26:48 from level 87.
[03/24/20 00:48:52] canton7 [61/1190] has challenged JuanMaestro [913/925] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:53:38 is added to canton7's clock.
[03/25/20 00:54:09] bobvador [215/684] has challenged JuanMaestro [703/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:11:49 is added to bobvador's clock.
[03/25/20 05:12:30] m0shbear, micah, and LukeLR [1982/2990] have team battled bisco, JuanMaestro, and misha [2564/2707] and lost! 2 days, 20:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/20 21:41:57] Nechayev [183/810] has come upon JuanMaestro [870/925] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:48:45 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[03/27/20 13:39:47] JuanMaestro, yano, and Balthazar [1422/2598] have team battled sairis, Yuhno, and L [767/1824] and won! 0 days, 09:35:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/20 23:22:37] vegadark, ncarl747, and maligned [10/2210] have team battled el, JuanMaestro, and djm [301/2870] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/20 12:31:11] JuanMaestro [876/925] has come upon bisco [1036/1048] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:53:35 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/30/20 02:21:22] JuanMaestro [238/925] has challenged fattrat [1067/1202] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:34:50 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/30/20 08:22:44] JuanMaestro [867/925] has challenged h00k [18/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:57:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/03/20 23:48:28] IdleMaster [335/781] has challenged JuanMaestro [735/925] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:58:12 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/05/20 13:05:34] JuanMaestro [832/925] has come upon Jaglag [215/333] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:38:58 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/05/20 14:00:54] JuanMaestro met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:13 from level 87.
[04/05/20 23:08:13] JuanMaestro died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:19 from level 87.
[04/07/20 06:20:28] JuanMaestro [166/925] has come upon sjefen6 [102/897] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:23:12 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/08/20 11:13:10] m0shbear [361/1205] has challenged JuanMaestro [539/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:06 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[04/08/20 22:50:58] JuanMaestro [596/925] has come upon bobvador [635/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:37:43 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/09/20 04:01:07] JuanMaestro misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:40 from level 87.
[04/09/20 15:39:20] jnerulax, sc_, and JuanMaestro [422/2090] have team battled sjums_the_great, rustybicycle, and Elgo [1877/2268] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/20 09:29:27] JuanMaestro [134/925] has challenged jayvee [163/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:37:45 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/12/20 05:33:59] tspange, Agent86, and cirdan [261/2532] have team battled JuanMaestro, bisco, and jayvee [1076/2654] and lost! 4 days, 17:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 08:20:15] JuanMaestro found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:33 towards level 87.
[04/12/20 16:36:42] mordac [587/1329] has challenged JuanMaestro [708/925] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:16:14 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/13/20 02:17:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 1 day, 16:23:55 toward level 87.
[04/13/20 09:48:56] JuanMaestro [749/925] has come upon Eldoreth [1126/1256] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:28 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/14/20 03:19:12] JuanMaestro [914/925] has come upon damyan [416/1262] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:09:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/14/20 21:43:51] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:06 towards level 87.
[04/15/20 07:07:51] JuanMaestro [910/925] has come upon fattrat [327/1202] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/15/20 08:54:03] skarlso [624/799] has challenged JuanMaestro [649/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:58:27 is added to skarlso's clock.
[04/15/20 12:39:33] JuanMaestro [513/925] has challenged M144 [49/950] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:13:07 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/16/20 04:28:39] JuanMaestro [773/925] has come upon desikitteh [277/348] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:01:59 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/18/20 03:19:27] JuanMaestro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:52:21 from level 88.
[04/18/20 12:32:13] JuanMaestro walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:48:19 from level 88.
[04/18/20 23:40:49] JuanMaestro, parkaman, and Zaratustra [2108/2451] have team battled desikitteh, TimWolla, and Tiny_Nuggins [2126/2289] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/20 15:18:48] Atan [528/774] has challenged JuanMaestro [31/925] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:47:15 is removed from Atan's clock.
[04/19/20 23:05:55] JuanMaestro [504/925] has come upon ilbelkyr [519/1059] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:35:59 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/20/20 04:03:00] JuanMaestro was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:41:53 from level 88.
[04/21/20 14:26:35] JuanMaestro got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:39:17 from level 88.
[04/22/20 12:17:18] JuanMaestro [368/925] has come upon MetaNova [884/1007] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 22:02:48 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/22/20 19:45:16] bobvador, dwfreed, and Syloq [1946/2401] have team battled JuanMaestro, Elgo, and pants [2353/3047] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/20 20:01:02] JuanMaestro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:52:07 towards level 88.
[04/22/20 20:46:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 52 days, 00:21:38 toward level 88.
[04/23/20 08:33:38] JuanMaestro [162/925] has come upon rustybicycle [124/547] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:46:10 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/23/20 22:23:23] JuanMaestro [506/925] has come upon phraktyl [434/686] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:16:20 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/24/20 05:43:51] Majak [30/793] has come upon JuanMaestro [790/925] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:09 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/25/20 16:31:07] Sharky4 [1062/1152] has challenged JuanMaestro [841/925] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:38:49 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[04/26/20 05:19:46] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:40:20 towards level 88.
[04/26/20 13:49:47] maligned, mordac, JuanMaestro, and sc_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/20 06:44:57] Scornn [530/880] has challenged JuanMaestro [733/925] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:09:47 is added to Scornn's clock.
[04/28/20 07:45:12] JuanMaestro [676/925] has challenged Reilly [482/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:06:14 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/28/20 21:55:09] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:32 towards level 88.
[04/29/20 19:21:19] Ttech, desikitteh, and Yuhno [635/2982] have team battled mordac, allo, and JuanMaestro [1320/2971] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/20 07:06:01] Chuck [591/768] has come upon JuanMaestro [866/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:45:20 is added to Chuck's clock.
[05/01/20 07:26:50] JuanMaestro, SkyRPG, and StalkR [1480/1671] have team battled idlerpgww, TauPan, and sairis [152/1610] and won! 0 days, 02:50:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 20:10:48] DrJosh9000 [190/794] has come upon JuanMaestro [803/925] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:05:40 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/03/20 04:31:35] JuanMaestro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:54 towards level 88.
[05/03/20 17:11:56] JuanMaestro got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:47 from level 88.
[05/03/20 23:16:58] DrJosh9000 [786/794] has challenged JuanMaestro [176/925] in combat and won! 22 days, 11:58:43 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/04/20 00:51:04] JuanMaestro, LukeLR, and MiddlewareMonkey [2190/2775] have team battled MJ94, Leedsichthys, and KH405 [766/1573] and won! 0 days, 01:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/20 04:50:30] JuanMaestro [627/925] has come upon sairis [128/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/04/20 16:27:31] HeavyPodda, JuanMaestro, and orgg [1277/2315] have team battled rxcomm, MetaNova, and Dyntra [1492/2772] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 18:21:23] MiddlewareMonkey [136/1019] has challenged JuanMaestro [894/925] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:22:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/04/20 21:23:27] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:21 towards level 88.
[05/05/20 02:34:06] JuanMaestro [755/937] has challenged Ttech [1098/1967] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:03:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/05/20 03:22:07] M144, dwfreed, and JuanMaestro [539/2786] have team battled GilbertErik, rxcomm, and crysys [1357/2831] and lost! 1 day, 10:29:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/20 10:25:06] JuanMaestro [891/937] has challenged TimWolla [698/920] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:17:29 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/05/20 11:37:28] JuanMaestro set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:09:02 from level 89.
[05/06/20 12:43:05] misha [528/744] has challenged JuanMaestro [453/937] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:50:26 is removed from misha's clock.
[05/07/20 13:34:24] JuanMaestro [307/937] has come upon WallIdl [579/748] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 07:13:45 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/08/20 09:04:56] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:46:08 towards level 89.
[05/09/20 06:31:17] JuanMaestro [495/953] has come upon rustybicycle [458/576] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:26:09 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/09/20 11:57:20] JuanMaestro [243/953] has come upon h00k [432/787] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:54:53 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/09/20 12:14:39] JuanMaestro [673/953] has come upon kenyon [671/1136] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 10:37:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/10/20 01:39:01] JuanMaestro [82/953] has come upon Lemelisk [429/1376] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:55:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/10/20 15:57:26] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:47:35 towards level 89.
[05/10/20 20:01:43] JuanMaestro was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:36:08 from level 89.
[05/11/20 22:02:40] JuanMaestro [146/953] has challenged MMaple [249/417] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:28:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/12/20 10:58:25] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:03:32 towards level 89.
[05/13/20 04:09:38] JuanMaestro [342/953] has challenged WallIdl [447/748] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:55:19 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/14/20 12:03:07] Psilocybe [197/751] has come upon JuanMaestro [682/953] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:49:09 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/16/20 00:25:16] JuanMaestro [388/953] has challenged Tenorman [1073/1247] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:57:39 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/16/20 09:29:41] Lnk [687/925] has come upon JuanMaestro [873/953] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:49:57 is added to Lnk's clock.
[05/16/20 18:29:32] blizgerg [864/1374] has come upon JuanMaestro [169/953] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:20:11 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/16/20 23:55:16] JuanMaestro [798/953] has come upon pollo [142/1071] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:52:49 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/17/20 11:33:15] zankore [451/1050] has challenged JuanMaestro [161/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:40 is removed from zankore's clock.
[05/19/20 18:04:16] JuanMaestro tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:00 towards level 89.
[05/19/20 20:25:10] VoidFox, StalkR, and JuanMaestro [515/1679] have team battled alephnull, ganome, and bobvador [212/2546] and won! 0 days, 01:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 07:49:04] Eldoreth [872/1291] has challenged JuanMaestro [653/999] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:26:44 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/22/20 07:06:11] JuanMaestro [280/999] has come upon IdleMaster [109/802] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:59:16 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/22/20 09:10:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 24 days, 18:15:18 toward level 89.
[05/24/20 09:49:04] JuanMaestro, idlerpgww, and desikitteh [1622/2310] have team battled Scornn, sairis, and Brainiac [1118/2242] and won! 0 days, 12:28:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 14:10:59] el [1089/1136] has come upon JuanMaestro [824/999] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:01:21 is removed from el's clock.
[05/25/20 07:16:19] JuanMaestro [160/999] has challenged i3d [536/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:38:57 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/25/20 22:49:15] JuanMaestro [682/999] has come upon Zyphyr [36/661] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:32:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/26/20 04:48:12] JuanMaestro [157/999] has come upon Zyphyr [434/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/26/20 08:08:47] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:05 towards level 89.
[05/28/20 16:34:34] IdleMaster [112/802] has challenged JuanMaestro [140/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:37:55 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/28/20 16:37:28] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:18 towards level 89.
[05/28/20 19:55:37] MrGlass [274/971] has come upon JuanMaestro [599/999] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:46:36 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/29/20 01:57:12] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:56 towards level 89.
[06/01/20 10:15:57] JuanMaestro [686/999] has come upon Athos [68/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:27:49 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/01/20 18:33:35] JuanMaestro [198/1016] has challenged adamus1red [338/608] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:42:20 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/02/20 19:25:56] adamus1red, JuanMaestro, and Roxana [1008/2947] have team battled lakwatsero, MJ94, and zbe [1450/1767] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/20 03:54:21] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:10:41 towards level 90.
[06/04/20 21:01:33] efertone [380/480] has come upon JuanMaestro [656/1016] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:39:31 is added to efertone's clock.
[06/05/20 04:15:10] JuanMaestro [835/1016] has challenged sc_ [174/715] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:39:19 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/05/20 07:58:57] Iceman, JuanMaestro, and MrGlass [1387/2990] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, brycec, and yano [1597/2710] and lost! 5 days, 21:45:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/20 22:41:54] elf [1256/1315] has challenged JuanMaestro [527/1016] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:47:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/05/20 23:42:10] MadMan [113/1306] has challenged JuanMaestro [715/1016] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:09:24 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/06/20 15:45:36] Tor [991/1395] has come upon JuanMaestro [13/1016] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:04:27 is removed from Tor's clock.
[06/07/20 17:08:41] JuanMaestro gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:48:51 towards level 90.
[06/08/20 02:05:16] JuanMaestro [206/1016] has come upon Agent86 [717/1089] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:26:36 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/06/20 06:28:16] JuanMaestro [403/1016] has challenged Roxana [821/1391] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:07:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/06/20 11:59:36] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:29:33 towards level 90.
[11/17/20 20:40:34] JuanMaestro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:47:59 towards level 90.
[11/18/20 06:01:14] UnknownHero [333/384] has come upon JuanMaestro [825/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:33 is added to UnknownHero's clock.
[11/21/20 13:47:55] JuanMaestro [797/1016] has come upon maligned [133/932] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:36:38 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/22/20 21:35:04] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:35:40 towards level 90.
[11/23/20 09:08:26] JuanMaestro met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:45:24 from level 90.
[11/24/20 12:30:02] ohnx [651/823] has challenged JuanMaestro [798/1016] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:48:27 is added to ohnx's clock.
[11/24/20 20:30:06] Asara [787/790] has come upon JuanMaestro [461/1016] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 11:43:41 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/24/20 21:47:32] aismallard [207/988] has come upon JuanMaestro [214/1016] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:43:33 is added to aismallard's clock.
[11/25/20 00:32:43] JuanMaestro [926/1016] has challenged Pontuzz [88/492] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:47:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/27/20 07:14:10] JuanMaestro [303/1016] has come upon acolarh [273/753] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 03:40:52 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/20 03:01:11] elf [165/1326] has challenged JuanMaestro [725/1016] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:19:26 is added to elf's clock.
[11/28/20 03:13:17] JuanMaestro [909/1016] has come upon SlowRiot [831/987] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 20:13:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/20 04:11:03] JuanMaestro [879/1016] has come upon C++ [217/435] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:02:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/20 05:50:14] neurospex [85/1116] has challenged JuanMaestro [612/1016] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:52:41 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/28/20 16:03:15] JuanMaestro [967/1016] has come upon WallIdl [336/731] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:06:24 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/20 16:03:15] JuanMaestro has dealt WallIdl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:49:00 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[11/29/20 05:48:15] JuanMaestro [392/1016] has come upon TauPan [310/515] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:26:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/29/20 07:22:18] KyloRen, Scar3cr0w, and tris [1016/2219] have team battled jose, SSLbits, and JuanMaestro [196/1717] and won! 1 day, 03:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 10:23:13] Eldoreth, Pontuzz, and KyloRen [1897/2666] have team battled darkmage, Iri, and JuanMaestro [2179/2880] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/20 17:20:26] pyre [186/756] has come upon JuanMaestro [673/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:40:48 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/30/20 13:16:52] JuanMaestro [123/1016] has come upon Pontuzz [62/492] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:21:44 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/01/20 00:05:26] JuanMaestro [374/1016] has challenged tms [201/907] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:10:36 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/01/20 20:12:44] JuanMaestro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:42:36 towards level 90.
[12/01/20 21:10:18] JuanMaestro [584/1016] has challenged elbie [460/880] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:15:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/01/20 22:10:33] borsin [162/729] has challenged JuanMaestro [197/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:31:34 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/02/20 15:14:47] KindOne, mordac, and max [869/2423] have team battled brendan, buksi, and JuanMaestro [1286/3399] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/20 15:41:01] JuanMaestro was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:49:37 from level 90.
[12/02/20 18:09:21] JuanMaestro [535/1016] has come upon MetaNova [512/1041] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:37:03 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/04/20 03:30:55] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:20:22 from level 90.
[12/04/20 13:06:01] JuanMaestro was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:17:51 from level 90.
[12/05/20 07:28:49] JuanMaestro [794/1016] has challenged nawcom [36/629] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:08:09 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/07/20 16:33:20] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:10 towards level 90.
[12/08/20 02:43:35] Lnk [909/1103] has challenged JuanMaestro [271/1016] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:15:35 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/08/20 04:01:00] Xenthys [724/783] has come upon JuanMaestro [900/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:23 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/09/20 12:36:07] Iri [552/556] has come upon JuanMaestro [249/1016] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:59:07 is removed from Iri's clock.
[12/09/20 21:46:33] JuanMaestro [873/1016] has come upon kenyon [544/900] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:44:57 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/10/20 00:53:51] JuanMaestro [957/1016] has challenged yano [43/693] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:39:38 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/10/20 03:25:03] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:35 towards level 90.
[12/12/20 03:39:03] h00k [290/762] has come upon JuanMaestro [245/1016] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:50:07 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/12/20 07:05:58] JuanMaestro [860/1016] has challenged himuraken [413/991] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:38:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/12/20 12:31:00] brycec, AbacusAvenger, and WallIdl [1584/2690] have team battled RBecker, HeavyPodda, and JuanMaestro [2452/3045] and lost! 4 days, 21:16:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/20 01:20:51] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:05 towards level 90.
[12/13/20 06:52:52] JuanMaestro lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:38 from level 90.
[12/14/20 07:16:38] JuanMaestro [495/1016] has challenged C++ [174/439] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:12 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/15/20 15:24:14] JuanMaestro [583/1016] has challenged blabber [291/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:43:30 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/15/20 18:55:57] canton7, JuanMaestro, and sukil [159/2812] have team battled yano, Tratos, and brendan [558/3340] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 19:25:10] JuanMaestro [283/1016] has challenged xnaas [496/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:35:53 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/15/20 20:02:09] Yuhno, JuanMaestro, and LukeLR [417/2637] have team battled kate, Globalirc, and PiotrekD [1182/2686] and lost! 1 day, 20:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 13:08:58] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:28 towards level 90.
[12/16/20 16:30:36] TauPan [258/515] has come upon JuanMaestro [509/1016] and been defeated in combat! 65 days, 02:35:02 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/17/20 14:35:48] JuanMaestro [115/1016] has come upon Majak [616/1061] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:45:09 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/17/20 15:28:41] JuanMaestro [731/1016] has come upon Majak [1009/1061] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:49:59 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/18/20 03:20:18] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:27 towards level 90.
[12/18/20 16:50:08] JuanMaestro [178/1016] has come upon Dante [128/374] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:29:46 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/20/20 17:01:29] TauPan, buzzz, and Clearcasting [922/1760] have team battled Lnk, JuanMaestro, and sheu [840/2672] and won! 0 days, 09:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 10:00:34] Zyphyr, Nechayev, and brendan [2889/3096] have team battled Ignotum, JuanMaestro, and sairis [1687/2135] and won! 3 days, 13:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 18:26:02] AbrahamLinksys, JuanMaestro, and MiddlewareMonkey [159/3061] have team battled pztrn, blabber, and Xenthys [1023/2270] and lost! 2 days, 15:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/20 04:05:49] womblecat [523/838] has challenged JuanMaestro [639/1016] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:17:53 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/25/20 01:15:31] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:32:57 towards level 90.
[12/25/20 07:20:00] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:33:13 towards level 90.
[12/26/20 03:08:44] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:44:59 towards level 90.
[12/26/20 10:40:30] SSLbits, JuanMaestro, and Ignotum [243/1827] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, vegadark, and Syloq [1933/2686] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/20 22:16:40] JuanMaestro [798/1016] has challenged canton7 [1018/1244] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:35:26 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/27/20 22:56:46] acolarh, max, and aismallard [656/2433] have team battled buzzz, x12x63, and JuanMaestro [1652/1906] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/20 08:38:04] Reilly [353/570] has come upon JuanMaestro [475/1016] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:28:59 is added to Reilly's clock.
[12/30/20 03:36:33] JuanMaestro [977/1016] has come upon maligned [827/972] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:12:01 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/31/20 00:39:12] damyan [241/1183] has challenged JuanMaestro [253/1016] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:06:56 is added to damyan's clock.
[01/01/21 04:45:49] JuanMaestro [658/1016] has challenged buyoq [468/547] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:30:05 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/01/21 06:46:47] PiotrekD, JuanMaestro, and Clearcasting [2333/2683] have team battled HeavyPodda, SSLbits, and Bkid [885/2385] and won! 6 days, 07:10:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 08:37:46] JuanMaestro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:40 towards level 90.
[01/01/21 09:22:18] elbie [810/875] has challenged JuanMaestro [605/1016] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:26:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/01/21 18:33:02] shymega [233/962] has come upon JuanMaestro [717/1016] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:25:31 is added to shymega's clock.
[01/02/21 00:50:34] Eldoreth [0/1453] has challenged JuanMaestro [378/1016] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:46:16 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[01/04/21 05:00:29] JuanMaestro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:56:21 towards level 90.
[01/04/21 22:23:20] Desspugne [2/901] has come upon JuanMaestro [149/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:50 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[01/06/21 00:39:14] Nechayev [669/935] has come upon JuanMaestro [372/1029] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:27:44 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[01/06/21 19:04:26] ToHellWithGA [1024/1132] has come upon JuanMaestro [817/1029] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:22:02 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/07/21 03:10:40] JuanMaestro found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:48:11 towards level 90.
[01/07/21 11:26:11] JuanMaestro [868/1029] has come upon waifu [1121/1142] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:29:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/09/21 18:55:17] JuanMaestro [867/1029] has come upon sunri5e [544/1228] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:27:18 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/10/21 14:28:39] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:25:35 towards level 90.
[01/11/21 18:58:24] JuanMaestro [109/1029] has come upon GunMan [325/752] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:14 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/12/21 02:16:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 13 days, 23:29:05 toward level 90.
[01/12/21 07:09:06] JuanMaestro ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:40:02 from level 90.
[01/12/21 23:15:56] sheu, aismallard, and Scar3cr0w [1947/2331] have team battled JuanMaestro, petrichor, and Xenthys [2624/3103] and lost! 3 days, 12:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/21 02:55:37] JuanMaestro [328/1029] has come upon JeDa [305/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:20:03 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/14/21 21:14:58] Milquetoast, Ttech, and tris [337/3877] have team battled JuanMaestro, allo, and KindOne [404/2137] and lost! 0 days, 21:55:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 05:47:31] phraktyl, kate, and Yupa [745/1622] have team battled Lemelisk, JuanMaestro, and pyre [2583/3244] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 06:19:03] JuanMaestro got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:09:38 from level 90.
[01/15/21 09:12:23] JuanMaestro [205/1029] has come upon Asara [81/818] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:50:53 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/16/21 11:52:53] HellSpawn [10/780] has come upon JuanMaestro [892/1029] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:11:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/17/21 02:01:16] JuanMaestro [514/1029] has come upon petrichor [1184/1288] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:20:52 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/17/21 09:33:08] JuanMaestro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:56 towards level 90.
[01/18/21 01:49:49] JuanMaestro hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:51 towards level 90.
[01/19/21 20:38:51] Lemelisk, JuanMaestro, and lipek [794/3719] have team battled TheSilentLink, WallIdl, and Misza [2363/2715] and lost! 2 days, 01:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/21 17:15:45] JuanMaestro found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:42:26 towards level 90.
[01/21/21 02:58:14] FSM [636/739] has come upon JuanMaestro [827/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:35:49 is added to FSM's clock.
[01/21/21 18:07:10] JuanMaestro [208/1029] has come upon idlerpgww [107/742] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:10:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/26/21 01:41:05] Desspugne [674/901] has come upon JuanMaestro [635/1029] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:45:51 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[01/27/21 19:19:26] JuanMaestro [407/1029] has challenged forp [148/206] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:02:04 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/28/21 07:39:36] brendan [933/1384] has come upon JuanMaestro [650/1029] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:34:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/29/21 11:04:14] forp [99/240] has challenged JuanMaestro [253/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to forp's clock.
[01/29/21 19:35:19] HeavyPodda [496/1113] has come upon JuanMaestro [313/1029] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:33:54 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/31/21 14:10:30] lipek [160/1357] has come upon JuanMaestro [595/1029] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 12:55:41 is added to lipek's clock.
[01/31/21 15:47:26] JuanMaestro bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:31:35 from level 90.
[02/04/21 04:06:10] JuanMaestro [315/1029] has challenged KeboDK [397/961] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:27:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/04/21 11:55:29] JuanMaestro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:56:28 towards level 90.
[02/04/21 18:51:40] JuanMaestro discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:26 towards level 90.
[02/06/21 07:47:01] JuanMaestro was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:58:15 from level 90.
[02/08/21 07:10:52] holloway, astropoint, and Mars [1613/3354] have team battled bigjay, JuanMaestro, and vegadark [1010/3229] and won! 0 days, 04:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/21 19:52:32] JuanMaestro EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:16:45 from level 90.
[02/12/21 17:09:40] JuanMaestro [441/1029] has come upon buyoq [336/550] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:55:12 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/12/21 18:11:13] JuanMaestro, Yuhno, and Nofew [2124/2799] have team battled FSM, lavamind, and tris [173/2443] and won! 1 day, 03:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 10:12:46] JuanMaestro [561/1029] has come upon fattrat [503/1368] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:46:48 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/13/21 12:13:11] JuanMaestro lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:04:47 from level 90.
[02/14/21 05:17:03] neurospex, MELOONi, and Forud [665/2808] have team battled StalkR, GilbertErik, and JuanMaestro [1585/2724] and lost! 0 days, 06:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 19:38:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 26 days, 08:58:17 toward level 90.
[02/21/21 16:51:18] Heisenberg [299/818] has come upon JuanMaestro [1011/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:02 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/22/21 11:11:09] csc2ya [7/507] has come upon JuanMaestro [536/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:54:52 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[02/27/21 01:32:33] JuanMaestro has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:16:35 from level 90.
[02/27/21 12:42:20] Beefcan [426/701] has challenged JuanMaestro [953/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:24:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/27/21 15:50:58] JuanMaestro was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:21:50 towards level 90.
[02/27/21 23:00:57] JuanMaestro, TauPan, and Mars [1870/2882] have team battled GyrosGeier, pants, and pfoley [916/2446] and won! 1 day, 19:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 03:05:12] darkmage [960/1405] has come upon JuanMaestro [416/1029] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:23:00 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/02/21 02:15:35] pyre, sjefen6, and Crazycatlady [2999/3055] have team battled petrichor, JuanMaestro, and Nofew [1237/3275] and won! 1 day, 02:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/21 22:40:10] Zaratustra [507/1135] has challenged JuanMaestro [18/1029] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:18:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/04/21 17:49:28] Tratos, JuanMaestro, and i3d [2177/2902] have team battled IdleMaster, anarcat, and fmg [871/2351] and won! 2 days, 00:47:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 07:31:20] JuanMaestro reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JuanMaestro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/21 09:33:53] TimWolla, Crazycatlady, and Alduin [1891/1948] have team battled csssuf, GilbertErik, and JuanMaestro [1296/2933] and won! 0 days, 00:07:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/21 01:03:24] JuanMaestro [1020/1036] has challenged IdleBot [1085/2406] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:11:31 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/07/21 11:24:17] pyre [964/1196] has come upon JuanMaestro [381/1036] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:41:28 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/07/21 11:24:17] pyre has dealt JuanMaestro a Critical Strike! 16 days, 23:10:05 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/02/21 03:19:08] JuanMaestro, bigjay, GilbertErik, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/21 23:13:34] JuanMaestro, androphius, idlerpgww, and kenyon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/21 01:06:29] JuanMaestro learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:51:02 towards level 90.
[04/07/21 15:05:07] Misza [1415/1452] has come upon JuanMaestro [30/1036] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:55:45 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/07/21 15:05:07] Misza has dealt JuanMaestro a Critical Strike! 14 days, 05:26:32 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/08/21 05:25:42] Kurenai, JuanMaestro, and jayvee [831/2531] have team battled caeli1, AncalagonThBlack, and djm [2086/2324] and lost! 1 day, 21:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 04:32:51] AsmDemon [120/626] has challenged JuanMaestro [977/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:42 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[04/29/21 12:38:11] JuanMaestro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:25:50 towards level 90.
[04/29/21 22:37:18] JuanMaestro ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 02:34:34 from level 90.
[04/30/21 03:35:35] Jones [49/300] has challenged JuanMaestro [943/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to Jones's clock.
[05/04/21 07:03:24] brycec [1026/1111] has challenged JuanMaestro [122/1036] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:34:39 is removed from brycec's clock.
[05/05/21 13:33:54] JuanMaestro stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 09:20:08 towards level 90.
[05/06/21 06:15:14] JuanMaestro [75/1036] has challenged dartainus [286/766] in combat and lost! 13 days, 11:14:21 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/19/21 20:44:23] JuanMaestro [1/1036] has challenged AbacusAvenger [249/913] in combat and lost! 16 days, 23:34:06 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/20/21 02:34:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 124 days, 22:01:57 toward level 90.
[05/20/21 08:37:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried JuanMaestro 20 days, 16:16:06 toward level 90.
[05/20/21 12:45:24] JuanMaestro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:03 towards level 90.