Player Info

User: MJ94
Class: Pseudo-Popstar
Admin?: No
Level: 100
Next level: 74 days, 06:34:34
Status: Offline
Host: MJ94!mj94@wikimedia/mj94
Account Created: Sun May 24 14:52:20 2015
Last login: Wed May 19 09:47:07 2021
Total time idled: 1620 days, 02:01:48
Current position: [46,357]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 40
boots: 33
charm: 72
gloves: 43
helm: 67 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 55
ring: 59 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 41
tunic: 104 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 71

sum: 585

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 13:56:27
nick: 101 days, 12:59:17
part: 2 days, 09:38:05
quest: 374 days, 13:43:00
quit: 211 days, 16:16:25

total: 690 days, 18:33:14

Character Modifiers

[02/28/12 00:08:24] MJ94 [19/43] has challenged Ivvy [381/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/28/12 00:43:48] MJ94 [39/52] has challenged chazzam [561/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/28/12 02:06:59] noother [272/458] has challenged MJ94 [61/67] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:04 is removed from noother's clock.
[02/28/12 03:00:09] MJ94 [59/69] has challenged chazzam [445/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/28/12 04:04:14] MJ94 [1/76] has challenged SeySayux [245/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/28/12 22:32:12] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:55 towards level 22.
[02/29/12 10:12:20] adamus1red [421/452] has challenged MJ94 [142/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:41 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[02/29/12 15:26:46] MJ94 [97/191] has challenged neurospex [187/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/29/12 22:50:44] MJ94 [120/191] has challenged robinetd [96/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/01/12 04:09:13] Theine [165/221] has challenged MJ94 [0/191] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Theine's clock.
[03/01/12 06:27:38] MJ94 [155/203] has challenged Nolehte [510/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/01/12 11:30:12] Theine [203/228] has challenged MJ94 [148/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Theine's clock.
[03/01/12 12:10:53] Valkor [502/519] has challenged MJ94 [112/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:48 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[03/01/12 16:21:40] MJ94 [87/207] has challenged neurospex [327/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/02/12 03:44:19] MJ94 [146/224] has challenged bairyn [330/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/02/12 16:56:13] MJ94 [193/225] has challenged Cenhinen [665/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/03/12 07:27:04] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:38 towards level 31.
[03/03/12 08:55:14] MJ94 [131/248] has challenged Ciphohs5 [276/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/03/12 12:14:54] sniegol, MJ94, and kork [733/1302] have team battled kwiat, TheThief, and adamus1red [291/1347] and won! 0 days, 02:55:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/12 19:05:08] MJ94 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:31 from level 32.
[03/04/12 00:10:07] MJ94 [62/248] has challenged ViolonC [557/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/04/12 04:26:44] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:21 towards level 33.
[03/04/12 16:31:45] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:05 towards level 33.
[03/04/12 19:05:21] Jareeta, MJ94, and chazzam [1423/1983] have team battled Dionysus, Cenhinen, and Juggaloon [1220/1921] and won! 0 days, 00:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/12 19:12:04] MJ94 [247/267] has challenged illuminata [301/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/24/15 16:13:38] sauerkrause [60/294] has challenged MJ94 [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from sauerkrause's clock.
[05/24/15 16:13:38] sauerkrause has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:02 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/24/15 17:22:12] MJ94 [8/19] has challenged Virtual [1080/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/24/15 19:27:47] MJ94 [46/58] has challenged MadHatter [383/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/24/15 22:06:26] MJ94 [14/90] has challenged droogie [18/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/25/15 01:56:52] nikoJ [489/634] has come upon MJ94 [132/134] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:44:05 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[05/25/15 02:13:22] MJ94 [94/148] has challenged MetaNova [327/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/25/15 04:10:31] MJ94 [42/148] has challenged dindinx [348/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/25/15 06:26:26] MJ94 [83/150] has challenged merryfett [11/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/25/15 08:35:09] MJ94 [113/152] has challenged Foible [325/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/26/15 03:24:52] Brainiac [582/598] has challenged MJ94 [68/214] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:25:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/26/15 09:53:04] MJ94 [155/233] has challenged Egypt [57/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:57 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/26/15 15:56:53] MJ94 [160/244] has challenged honkybonky [283/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/27/15 00:36:30] MJ94 [40/253] has challenged csssuf [533/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/27/15 10:30:32] MJ94 [61/256] has challenged vegadark [427/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/27/15 22:28:32] MJ94 [106/267] has challenged Hydrogenum [410/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/28/15 00:19:34] iLP [203/247] has challenged MJ94 [3/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from iLP's clock.
[05/28/15 11:43:58] elf, greycat, and k0r3 [1874/1921] have team battled MJ94, prattmic, and Adar [612/1716] and won! 0 days, 01:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/15 12:10:02] MJ94 [27/353] has challenged clonak [302/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/29/15 03:37:13] MJ94 [148/360] has challenged ludjer [401/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/29/15 08:01:07] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:11 towards level 32.
[05/29/15 19:03:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 00:25:24 toward level 32.
[05/29/15 19:29:13] MJ94 [270/361] has challenged merryfett [305/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/30/15 20:10:11] MJ94 [246/361] has come upon Panick [29/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:33 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/31/15 07:21:48] MJ94 [249/392] has challenged pixelate [387/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/31/15 11:45:50] MJ94, naw, and r00f [266/1463] have team battled gazarsgo, amdavies, and Ladon [465/1334] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/15 08:31:20] MJ94 [115/393] has challenged damyan [234/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/01/15 11:15:31] MJ94 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:53 from level 35.
[06/01/15 18:00:23] MJ94 [28/393] has come upon XJR-9 [327/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:54 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/02/15 09:48:06] ryushe [867/929] has come upon MJ94 [55/393] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:46:03 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[06/02/15 17:05:22] MJ94 [199/396] has challenged MontyZuma [553/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/03/15 08:55:02] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:03 towards level 36.
[06/03/15 23:37:31] TimWolla [58/564] has challenged MJ94 [378/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:25 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/04/15 00:04:47] MJ94 [13/425] has challenged nfsnobody [288/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/04/15 04:41:18] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:07 towards level 37.
[06/04/15 12:53:51] dexter [25/112] has challenged MJ94 [34/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to dexter's clock.
[06/04/15 13:44:05] MJ94 [156/425] has come upon cbob [97/448] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/04/15 16:38:16] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:30 from level 37.
[06/04/15 17:26:15] nikoJ [295/629] has come upon MJ94 [114/425] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:53:13 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[06/05/15 08:10:34] Zanoab, Jens, and MJ94 [652/1883] have team battled mthw, iViLe, and pfoley [552/2499] and won! 0 days, 00:33:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 10:25:04] MJ94 [103/451] has challenged Brainiac [212/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/23/15 05:27:39] MJ94 [283/454] has challenged sartan [31/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/23/15 05:27:39] MJ94 has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 8 days, 07:57:21 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/23/15 11:18:06] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/15 11:43:28] Ramsey, nfsnobody, and Heisenberg [538/1531] have team battled Chuck, MJ94, and hannesenator [13/1210] and won! 0 days, 10:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/15 16:23:37] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:39 from level 39.
[06/24/15 10:25:48] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:03 towards level 39.
[06/24/15 16:16:16] Rarity, RistoUuranmaki, and Killerkid [1435/1796] have team battled eva42, MJ94, and Tesla [159/1608] and won! 0 days, 02:32:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 20:47:40] MJ94 [177/479] has challenged Mirc0p [348/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/25/15 02:04:37] MJ94 [69/479] has come upon goThic [277/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/25/15 20:11:41] TimWolla, vegadark, and zid [1362/1970] have team battled MJ94, pants, and HeavyPodda [1086/1474] and won! 0 days, 08:36:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/15 01:59:43] iLP, MJ94, and tiwake [304/1832] have team battled grant050, splinny, and Lucien [593/1241] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/15 13:26:29] PriceChild [300/502] has come upon MJ94 [308/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:17 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[06/26/15 15:49:21] csssuf and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/15 23:40:32] Adar [416/611] has challenged MJ94 [181/479] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:40:22 is removed from Adar's clock.
[06/26/15 23:59:37] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:22 towards level 40.
[06/27/15 16:38:03] MJ94 [133/501] has challenged ArilKominger [108/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/08/15 06:59:48] MJ94 [301/501] has challenged Booya [197/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/08/15 06:59:48] In the fierce battle, Booya dropped his level 32 pair of boots! MJ94 picks it up, tossing his old level 18 pair of boots to Booya.
[07/08/15 11:56:55] Lilian [169/263] has challenged MJ94 [501/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Lilian's clock.
[07/08/15 21:10:18] rharwood [588/602] has challenged MJ94 [461/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[07/09/15 07:07:59] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 12:27:26] MJ94 [77/517] has come upon TauPan [133/315] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/09/15 17:49:52] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:51 towards level 42.
[07/09/15 18:00:23] MJ94 [131/517] has come upon wallmani [25/85] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/10/15 20:39:19] MJ94 [304/517] has challenged EkimmI [35/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/11/15 01:54:49] allo [348/769] has come upon MJ94 [169/517] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:24:20 is removed from allo's clock.
[07/12/15 09:21:21] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:57 from level 43.
[07/13/15 03:52:19] yond, TimWolla, and wallmani [1051/1733] have team battled Totengeist, yasdorian, and MJ94 [1581/2016] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/15 19:07:36] Booya [106/323] has come upon MJ94 [379/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Booya's clock.
[07/14/15 05:39:02] MJ94 [30/517] has challenged cbob [74/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/15/15 09:23:46] Sixbierehomme and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 20:48:34] pekster, pixelate, and Sir_Lemming [733/1630] have team battled Andries, MJ94, and nikoJ [352/1425] and won! 3 days, 08:24:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 18:19:31] nfsnobody, Simie, and MJ94 [1495/2015] have team battled unicron, Ramsey, and elf [28/1517] and won! 0 days, 08:29:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 20:25:21] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:58 towards level 44.
[07/16/15 20:47:28] MetaNova and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/15 16:42:17] VoidFox stole MJ94's level 38 shield while they were sleeping! VoidFox leaves his old level 37 shield behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[07/17/15 23:34:57] MJ94 [370/515] has come upon filinep [273/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/18/15 02:28:16] MJ94 [197/522] has challenged Virtual [1122/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/19/15 05:15:04] MJ94 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:05 from level 45.
[07/19/15 11:01:50] Frogging101 and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/15 16:41:54] merryfett, pants, and MJ94 [485/1505] have team battled Cameron_D, prime, and yasdorian [1281/2315] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/15 11:17:25] MJ94 [194/522] has come upon astropoint [256/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/20/15 22:02:57] jholtom [80/457] has come upon MJ94 [378/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:11 is added to jholtom's clock.
[07/21/15 04:52:10] Plasmastar, MJ94, and yond [1560/2005] have team battled LordH, Evanna, and Satoshi [1912/2091] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 08:57:27] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:19 towards level 45.
[07/21/15 15:05:00] MJ94 [233/522] has come upon LordH [780/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/22/15 00:36:53] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/15 07:49:28] MJ94 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:18 from level 45.
[07/22/15 20:31:56] MJ94 [94/525] has come upon Hydrogenum [675/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/23/15 10:11:08] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:10 towards level 45.
[07/23/15 10:56:21] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:26 from level 45.
[07/24/15 21:27:50] MJ94 [224/525] has challenged r00f [136/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/25/15 22:06:27] Vivec [31/89] has challenged MJ94 [200/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Vivec's clock.
[07/25/15 22:45:59] MJ94 and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/15 16:18:03] Chuck [189/432] has challenged MJ94 [263/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/27/15 02:58:03] God [105/252] has challenged MJ94 [123/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to God's clock.
[07/27/15 03:56:47] MJ94 [428/525] has come upon Totengeist [704/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:30:18 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/27/15 15:31:29] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:31 from level 46.
[07/27/15 19:44:02] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:42 towards level 46.
[07/28/15 13:05:22] MJ94 [55/525] has come upon sasaniak [642/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:54 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/28/15 15:22:10] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/15 16:35:47] Bl4ckD34tH [146/220] has challenged MJ94 [328/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[07/28/15 19:54:36] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:29 towards level 46.
[07/28/15 21:09:00] x86_64, AngryParsley, and MJ94 [1313/1723] have team battled daemoneye, cbob, and Lilian [982/1502] and won! 0 days, 06:02:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 10:39:49] MJ94 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 12:00:03] MJ94 [325/530] has challenged Brainiac [206/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/29/15 23:50:19] MJ94 [149/530] has challenged soltys [375/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/30/15 00:17:23] bigjay [9/559] has come upon MJ94 [75/530] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:45:23 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/30/15 06:06:49] Mateusz [188/786] has challenged MJ94 [71/530] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:46:28 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[07/30/15 06:06:49] Mateusz has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:22:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/30/15 08:06:08] Kyree [195/452] has come upon MJ94 [25/530] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:17:17 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[07/30/15 11:25:57] likcoras [591/620] has come upon MJ94 [480/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:40:39 is removed from likcoras's clock.
[07/30/15 12:44:45] Adar [167/454] has come upon MJ94 [470/530] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:01:31 is added to Adar's clock.
[07/30/15 14:53:28] darkmage, MJ94, and Cypher [218/2303] have team battled x86_64, nfsnobody, and lipek [293/2105] and lost! 1 day, 11:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/15 22:43:56] Cypher, Meta, and yano [673/1944] have team battled simple, Doctor, and MJ94 [998/1979] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 16:25:03] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:42 towards level 47.
[08/01/15 12:26:30] MJ94 [300/530] has challenged agrajag [220/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:29:42 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/01/15 12:38:53] Nofew, Agent86, and redlegion [1540/1935] have team battled iViLe, allo, and MJ94 [1083/2229] and won! 0 days, 00:45:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/15 04:48:48] MJ94 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:05:48 from level 47.
[08/02/15 23:36:13] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:10 towards level 47.
[08/03/15 02:19:57] Voidy, MJ94, and Majak [476/1268] have team battled noother, Peaches, and zid [133/2047] and won! 0 days, 09:33:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/15 16:50:11] SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and Evanna [113/1557] have team battled LordH, sedrik, and MJ94 [642/2092] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/15 23:12:30] kork, TauPan, and MJ94 [993/1214] have team battled hazelnut, discopig, and sjums_the_great [303/1497] and won! 0 days, 13:23:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/15 13:55:54] NezumiRyu [346/471] has challenged MJ94 [252/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:55:27 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[08/05/15 09:19:28] MJ94 and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/15 18:14:35] MJ94 sharpened the edge of his weapon! MJ94's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/15 00:51:03] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:50 towards level 47.
[08/06/15 04:03:53] MJ94 [262/609] has challenged jenksy [342/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/06/15 10:09:42] kensington [53/474] has challenged MJ94 [236/609] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:44:36 is added to kensington's clock.
[08/09/15 03:58:42] MJ94 broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:41 from level 48.
[08/10/15 09:38:09] bendem stole MJ94's level 60 weapon while they were sleeping! bendem leaves his old level 28 weapon behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[08/10/15 23:55:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 2 days, 05:45:03 toward level 48.
[08/11/15 00:12:06] MJ94 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:20 from level 48.
[08/11/15 10:57:56] hannesenator, MadHatter, and ChiefRA [360/1452] have team battled Darky, MJ94, and kork [644/1616] and lost! 1 day, 00:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 13:58:02] MJ94 [144/575] has challenged clearcasting [526/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/13/15 20:19:53] Milquetoast [366/531] has challenged MJ94 [68/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:01:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/17/15 03:44:32] keepermurf [13/554] has challenged MJ94 [432/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:40 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[08/19/15 03:54:56] MJ94 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:36 from level 49.
[08/19/15 05:49:38] MJ94 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:00 from level 49.
[08/19/15 14:44:16] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/15 18:36:38] MontyZuma [308/893] has come upon MJ94 [259/579] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:39:02 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[08/20/15 22:13:20] MJ94 [413/579] has challenged SlowRiot [531/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/21/15 20:20:20] MJ94 [189/579] has challenged pipework [411/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:20 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/22/15 20:02:29] MJ94 [481/579] has challenged eva42 [471/831] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/23/15 09:33:34] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:11 towards level 50.
[08/23/15 09:48:59] MJ94 [99/579] has come upon Ramsey [150/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:23:05 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/23/15 15:10:53] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:50 towards level 50.
[08/23/15 19:45:32] MJ94 [357/579] has come upon Alric` [261/623] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:26 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/23/15 20:35:19] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:25 towards level 50.
[08/24/15 21:43:47] MJ94 [237/579] has challenged Mirc0p [77/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:00 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/25/15 07:15:18] MJ94, ElectRo, and kenyon [873/3057] have team battled Tenorman, astropoint, and Cameron_D [1367/2577] and lost! 0 days, 17:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/15 16:55:31] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:44 towards level 50.
[08/26/15 08:33:17] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:52 towards level 50.
[08/26/15 12:19:10] MJ94 [132/579] has come upon r00f [480/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:05:29 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/26/15 15:58:22] MJ94 [375/579] has challenged Bokkie [412/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:44:05 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/28/15 00:13:57] Crazycatlady, dindinx, and FrodoTheHobbit [715/2005] have team battled cirdan, MJ94, and Virtual [2335/2485] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/15 06:10:47] ajhgfa [543/545] has challenged MJ94 [231/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:08:56 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[08/30/15 01:01:37] MJ94 [182/596] has challenged Unikitty [36/486] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/30/15 13:57:10] MJ94 [113/596] has come upon a1291762 [226/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:53:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/30/15 19:40:25] ChiefRA, dxrt, and unicron [1644/1980] have team battled JustAPerson, MJ94, and XVar [4/1476] and won! 0 days, 02:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 10:52:26] DrFungus [90/151] has challenged MJ94 [305/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to DrFungus's clock.
[09/01/15 16:44:00] SirMonkeybox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/15 20:53:07] MJ94 [308/590] has challenged elf [674/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:39:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/02/15 04:56:08] MJ94 [109/590] has challenged XJR-9 [374/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:43:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/02/15 06:10:59] rharwood and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 10:44:14] ruan, Nofew, and Fattyeater [587/1724] have team battled fraq, ChasedSpade, and MJ94 [980/1590] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 20:34:34] alexj, yasdorian, and Crazycatlady [503/1598] have team battled MJ94, NezumiRyu, and Milquetoast [1068/1616] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/15 02:04:16] MJ94 [195/590] has challenged Forge [143/204] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/04/15 06:08:05] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:24 towards level 51.
[09/04/15 14:18:24] Frogging101 [324/522] has challenged MJ94 [500/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:35 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[09/04/15 14:32:21] Kyree [378/766] has come upon MJ94 [421/590] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:58:42 is added to Kyree's clock.
[09/05/15 12:15:52] grooverider [655/982] has come upon MJ94 [524/590] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:51:23 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[09/06/15 15:35:31] darkmage, ajhgfa, and m0shbear [1682/2264] have team battled MJ94, Tenorman, and Chuck [961/1947] and won! 4 days, 12:09:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/15 17:30:46] agrajag, lipek, and MJ94 [834/2393] have team battled Andries, Midsandhighs, and XVar [965/1334] and lost! 0 days, 11:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/15 23:41:34] spaceCore [216/464] has come upon MJ94 [1/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:11 is removed from spaceCore's clock.
[09/09/15 06:41:36] Crazycatlady [403/436] has challenged MJ94 [319/590] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/09/15 21:02:20] SmOkE_RU, droogie, and MJ94 [1459/1814] have team battled Evrial, vrillusions, and Heisenberg [1105/1887] and won! 0 days, 02:59:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 11:20:02] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:21 towards level 51.
[09/10/15 13:55:19] MJ94 [606/832] has challenged bendem [29/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/10/15 15:29:33] Sir_Lemming, MJ94, and jenksy [513/1998] have team battled sasaniak, Pici, and agrajag [1550/2080] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/15 23:16:13] RBecker [303/420] has come upon MJ94 [279/832] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:29 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[09/12/15 03:57:32] soltys, ajhgfa, and r00f [1261/1591] have team battled MJ94, kork, and Doctor [1718/2038] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 21:00:59] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:53 towards level 52.
[09/13/15 06:50:10] MJ94 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:28:40 from level 52.
[09/13/15 14:31:45] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:49 towards level 52.
[09/16/15 22:32:09] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:19 towards level 52.
[09/18/15 04:33:26] Lilian, Ladon, and Sixbierehomme [1795/2397] have team battled MJ94, droogie, and Asara [117/2540] and won! 0 days, 23:07:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 21:32:03] MJ94 [489/832] has challenged Simie [735/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:08 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/19/15 13:29:06] SmOkE_RU and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/15 22:42:37] Lemelisk [59/686] has challenged MJ94 [219/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:18 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[09/19/15 23:42:57] MJ94 [83/832] has challenged Tamini [449/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/20/15 07:15:49] MJ94 [407/832] has come upon irix [29/975] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:15:14 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/20/15 19:49:39] MJ94 [157/832] has challenged Satoshi [564/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:33 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/21/15 00:12:21] MJ94, unicron, and Cameron_D [1111/2438] have team battled CornFly, Adar, and Volinde [367/1958] and won! 0 days, 00:14:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 01:32:57] MJ94 and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 15:29:59] identd [3/644] has come upon MJ94 [504/832] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:47:06 is added to identd's clock.
[09/22/15 02:41:16] noother [928/966] has come upon MJ94 [117/832] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:52:21 is removed from noother's clock.
[09/22/15 17:54:52] MJ94 [156/837] has challenged splinny [490/573] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/23/15 20:50:11] Birdbones, MJ94, and MontyZuma [117/2662] have team battled nfsnobody, yano, and Silvanus_Betrium [624/1871] and lost! 0 days, 17:05:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/15 09:47:52] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:15 towards level 53.
[09/24/15 21:22:41] RistoUuranmaki [533/538] has challenged MJ94 [619/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/25/15 17:03:49] sjums_the_great and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 10:14:41] idisjunction [644/898] has come upon MJ94 [576/837] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:24:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/28/15 16:21:30] Sir_Lemming, woonack, and SlowRiot [196/1909] have team battled MJ94, roy, and SmOkE_RU [415/1445] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 21:47:01] MJ94 [653/837] has come upon neurospex [582/1015] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:34:29 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/28/15 22:51:51] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:30 towards level 53.
[09/29/15 17:37:00] pfoley, Cypher, and Virtual [758/2693] have team battled MJ94, Mateusz, and Frogging101 [1485/2116] and lost! 1 day, 21:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 06:25:03] RBecker [59/416] has come upon MJ94 [667/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:16:57 is added to RBecker's clock.
[10/02/15 08:20:13] MJ94 [375/837] has challenged sbp [349/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/02/15 16:36:52] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:17 towards level 53.
[10/03/15 00:38:14] MJ94 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! MJ94's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/15 16:22:27] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:51 towards level 53.
[10/05/15 00:42:46] dxrt [362/979] has challenged MJ94 [139/826] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:22:44 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[10/05/15 00:56:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:40:42 from level 53.
[10/05/15 20:04:43] MJ94 [554/826] has challenged ruan [85/446] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:34:48 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/05/15 20:04:43] MJ94 has dealt ruan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:49:24 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/05/15 20:58:36] MJ94 sharpened the edge of his weapon! MJ94's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/15 21:50:23] CornFly [576/996] has challenged MJ94 [301/830] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:56:28 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/06/15 11:01:45] MJ94 [383/830] has come upon allo [139/501] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:25:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/07/15 08:32:01] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:31 towards level 54.
[10/09/15 00:49:04] ssquirrel [25/56] has challenged MJ94 [633/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to ssquirrel's clock.
[10/09/15 05:19:45] MJ94 [696/830] has challenged PinkiePie [278/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:09:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/10/15 05:00:17] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/15 21:22:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:34:35 from level 54.
[10/13/15 06:56:07] MJ94 [359/834] has challenged ChiefRA [48/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/14/15 14:16:33] MJ94, prime, and r00f [1045/2116] have team battled sjums_the_great, fattrat, and clonak [297/1755] and won! 0 days, 11:08:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 15:30:10] lipek [967/1180] has come upon MJ94 [105/834] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:44:10 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/15/15 08:08:51] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:01 towards level 54.
[10/15/15 08:15:17] noother, suterismus, and MJ94 [116/2975] have team battled MadHatter, Fluttershy, and Brainiac [2023/2090] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/15 14:43:36] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:51 towards level 54.
[10/23/15 10:18:01] Andries [199/523] has come upon MJ94 [825/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:59 is added to Andries's clock.
[10/24/15 01:08:53] pixelate, MJ94, hannesenator, and Oooooog have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/15 08:16:26] joek [30/410] has challenged MJ94 [246/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to joek's clock.
[10/24/15 10:14:54] MJ94 [457/840] has challenged CornFly [396/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:42:34 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/25/15 00:03:58] Bkid [100/476] has challenged MJ94 [172/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Bkid's clock.
[10/25/15 08:52:46] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:05:01 towards level 55.
[10/25/15 11:27:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 4 days, 20:51:19 toward level 55.
[10/25/15 22:06:09] MJ94 and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/15 17:57:16] Kable [162/341] has come upon MJ94 [206/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:45 is added to Kable's clock.
[10/28/15 14:38:47] Ironhoof [21/25] has challenged MJ94 [530/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[10/28/15 17:31:06] Ironhoof [31/54] has challenged MJ94 [694/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[10/30/15 08:24:43] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:17 towards level 55.
[10/30/15 15:59:15] honkybonky [555/780] has challenged MJ94 [15/840] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[10/31/15 09:42:16] TauPan and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/15 14:26:23] GEnGEr, pfoley, and Hydrogenum [841/1614] have team battled phs_rainbow, Ggoes, and MJ94 [777/1338] and won! 0 days, 05:44:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/15 21:47:59] MJ94 [590/840] has challenged vox [104/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:19:09 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/31/15 21:59:07] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:45 towards level 55.
[11/01/15 03:15:22] Furry and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 19:00:42] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:40 from level 55.
[11/01/15 19:24:38] SmOkE_RU [474/520] has challenged MJ94 [789/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[11/02/15 03:09:46] MJ94, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and tiwake [2007/2891] have team battled vox, Fluttershy, and hannesenator [1653/2134] and won! 0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/15 04:46:05] MJ94 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:12 from level 55.
[11/02/15 08:13:31] Asara [366/801] has come upon MJ94 [206/849] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:39:35 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/02/15 17:48:08] Haquer, FakeWizard, and Sir_Lemming [765/1385] have team battled clonak, MJ94, and nitzer [749/2090] and won! 0 days, 04:28:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/15 21:53:07] andoruh, Darky, and FakeWizard [595/1421] have team battled bigjay, Hydrogenum, and MJ94 [1783/2336] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/15 05:37:08] MJ94 [743/843] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [464/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:09:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/03/15 07:17:16] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:27 towards level 55.
[11/03/15 13:55:11] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:57 towards level 55.
[11/03/15 18:58:01] MJ94 [133/843] has challenged Satoshi [803/839] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/03/15 21:13:37] MJ94, agrajag, and PinkiePie [864/1990] have team battled soltys, Bokkie, and m0shbear [398/1905] and won! 0 days, 23:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 03:58:49] MJ94, andoruh, and Tzic [1048/1550] have team battled Unikitty, drazisil, and vegadark [892/1390] and won! 0 days, 04:59:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 14:18:23] Kable [268/398] has challenged MJ94 [838/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Kable's clock.
[11/06/15 21:15:10] GEnGEr [60/272] has challenged MJ94 [554/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to GEnGEr's clock.
[11/10/15 00:55:13] MJ94 burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! MJ94's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/15 02:29:27] beefnog [395/453] has come upon MJ94 [112/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:49 is removed from beefnog's clock.
[11/10/15 06:42:00] MJ94 [297/838] has challenged blizgerg [571/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:05:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/10/15 09:00:46] CornFly, RistoUuranmaki, and GEnGEr [326/1833] have team battled MJ94, SmOkE_RU, and blindbox [487/1755] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 19:35:52] MJ94 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:11:08 from level 56.
[11/11/15 06:04:28] belugawhale and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/15 06:50:23] AngryParsley [576/906] has challenged MJ94 [672/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:00:55 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/11/15 08:05:16] fangfufu [183/380] has come upon MJ94 [587/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:54 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[11/11/15 16:20:39] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:40 towards level 56.
[11/12/15 09:59:41] MJ94 [690/838] has challenged iynque [134/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:37:05 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/12/15 15:01:29] kenyon [1277/1469] has challenged MJ94 [346/838] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:23:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/13/15 16:37:02] davidfg4 [719/1084] has come upon MJ94 [95/838] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:29:20 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[11/16/15 22:09:32] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:23 towards level 56.
[11/17/15 10:34:05] KyloRen [152/458] has challenged MJ94 [71/838] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:30 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[11/17/15 18:59:23] Ladon, MJ94, and Crazycatlady [1021/2079] have team battled AngryParsley, BronyDee, and bl4ckscor3 [1690/1802] and lost! 0 days, 20:16:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/15 02:04:56] MJ94 [429/838] has come upon ElectRo [160/1205] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:52:17 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/18/15 10:19:46] iynque [57/412] has challenged MJ94 [291/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to iynque's clock.
[11/18/15 13:16:13] MJ94 [633/838] has come upon pfoley [337/670] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:39:48 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/18/15 20:56:49] SmOkE_RU and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/15 22:24:14] PinkiePie, sasaniak, and MJ94 [1714/2009] have team battled yano, Syloq, and KyloRen [526/1422] and won! 0 days, 08:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/15 05:04:45] MJ94 [678/838] has challenged jenksy [292/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:38:34 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/21/15 19:31:08] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:21 towards level 56.
[11/22/15 05:13:05] suterismus [973/1175] has challenged MJ94 [453/838] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:38:40 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/22/15 09:14:23] MJ94 [288/838] has challenged Globalirc [238/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/22/15 15:31:07] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:42 towards level 56.
[11/24/15 00:19:23] MJ94 [185/838] has come upon Charris [90/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:57 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/24/15 12:31:47] MJ94 [362/838] has challenged GreatRuby [179/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:41 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/24/15 15:02:02] MJ94 [371/838] has challenged PinkiePie [149/464] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/24/15 21:43:43] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:34 towards level 57.
[11/24/15 23:46:11] MadHatter [213/493] has come upon MJ94 [611/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:17 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[11/25/15 16:38:32] MJ94 [202/838] has come upon lutoma [233/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:17:35 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/25/15 18:03:17] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:05 towards level 57.
[11/26/15 20:57:59] Gatewayy [119/862] has challenged MJ94 [704/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:26 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[11/27/15 14:20:12] MJ94, a1291762, and shah [268/2035] have team battled Douhet, Brom, and ChasedSpade [409/1835] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/15 14:01:39] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:52 towards level 57.
[11/29/15 05:36:11] yasdorian [140/654] has come upon MJ94 [50/838] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:21:08 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[11/29/15 11:34:14] KyloRen [72/516] has come upon MJ94 [742/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:27 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[11/30/15 15:28:55] Crazycatlady and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/15 13:41:13] MJ94 [408/838] has challenged grooverider [333/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:34:01 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/01/15 15:42:00] MJ94 [312/838] has challenged Globalirc [150/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:50:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/01/15 17:00:47] GEnGEr, CFSworks, and MJ94 [404/1957] have team battled kenyon, Regnor, and prime [1000/2845] and lost! 0 days, 06:55:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/15 20:43:56] Plasmastar [7/365] has challenged MJ94 [608/838] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:04:17 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[12/02/15 02:27:17] MJ94, Doctor, and x86_64 [623/2132] have team battled jdb, simple, and shandor [618/1799] and won! 1 day, 00:08:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 23:16:26] TauPan, Satoshi, and DrOfBaconNomics [1156/1532] have team battled MetaNova, Boohbah, and MJ94 [776/1974] and won! 1 day, 08:33:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 12:59:34] VoidFox [179/577] has challenged MJ94 [352/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:05 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[12/04/15 01:26:20] TauPan and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/15 06:01:04] MJ94 and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/15 20:21:40] MJ94 [621/838] has come upon r00f [48/689] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:43:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/04/15 20:21:40] MJ94 has dealt r00f a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:45:01 is added to r00f's clock.
[12/05/15 03:23:35] Darky [138/774] has come upon MJ94 [4/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/05/15 03:42:54] MJ94 and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/15 17:19:32] MJ94 [678/838] has challenged CornFly [12/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/05/15 19:43:34] MJ94 [127/838] has come upon anal0g [40/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:17:49 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/08/15 09:44:32] MJ94 [662/838] has challenged kenyon [298/1441] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/08/15 14:47:57] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:57 from level 57.
[12/08/15 16:58:25] Nyarlathotep [80/513] has challenged MJ94 [507/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[12/08/15 23:35:14] MJ94, rharwood, and theemstra [1707/1988] have team battled damyan, bendem, and Hydrogenum [827/1808] and won! 0 days, 03:00:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 01:13:48] mwhahaha [255/557] has come upon MJ94 [749/838] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:10:46 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/15 11:36:19] MJ94 [692/866] has challenged MetaNova [219/529] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/10/15 15:05:13] MJ94 [779/866] has challenged darkmage [280/897] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:29:45 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/11/15 01:58:22] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:50:24 towards level 58.
[12/11/15 07:47:29] Andries [139/489] has come upon MJ94 [819/866] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:51:33 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/11/15 16:32:52] kensington, Simie, and Flynn [515/2232] have team battled DesertStorm, MJ94, and yasdorian [898/1898] and lost! 6 days, 11:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/15 20:21:11] pico [5/7] has challenged MJ94 [786/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to pico's clock.
[12/13/15 00:27:37] MJ94 [278/866] has challenged Ladon [241/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:04:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/14/15 15:46:02] Birdbones [421/981] has come upon MJ94 [726/866] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:52:25 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/14/15 16:43:40] MrGlass [248/343] has challenged MJ94 [795/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:20:44 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/15/15 07:53:51] kensington, brendan, and unicron [727/2185] have team battled KeboDK, arlen, and MJ94 [44/1813] and won! 5 days, 02:59:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/15 07:58:03] bl4ckscor3 and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/15 16:34:05] zankore stole MJ94's level 47 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! zankore leaves his old level 30 pair of gloves behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[12/18/15 11:53:03] blizgerg, Douhet, and lipek [957/2550] have team battled Unikitty, SlowRiot, and MJ94 [1562/2270] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/15 16:27:43] SlowRiot and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 00:01:59] Setsu [88/361] has challenged MJ94 [770/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Setsu's clock.
[12/20/15 06:23:05] magnetik [162/266] has come upon MJ94 [577/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to magnetik's clock.
[12/20/15 08:18:00] Meta [597/648] has come upon MJ94 [639/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:43:20 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/21/15 05:47:07] MJ94 [344/848] has challenged 0rion [86/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:12:57 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/21/15 20:04:55] Sixbierehomme and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 00:00:28] MJ94 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:26:14 from level 58.
[12/22/15 13:30:51] Bl4ckD34tH, Lenny, and kapitanluffy [1335/2155] have team battled Bkid, MJ94, and nikoJ [74/1682] and won! 1 day, 06:34:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 16:19:34] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:45 towards level 58.
[12/23/15 01:04:34] pants [41/437] has challenged MJ94 [50/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:50:55 is added to pants's clock.
[12/23/15 13:57:11] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:16 towards level 58.
[12/23/15 15:20:17] Timson [105/294] has challenged MJ94 [632/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Timson's clock.
[12/23/15 21:26:53] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:38 towards level 58.
[12/24/15 06:16:28] MJ94 [747/848] has challenged Schrodinger [235/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:42 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/25/15 00:31:20] double [597/618] has come upon MJ94 [626/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:36:30 is added to double's clock.
[12/25/15 10:27:50] MJ94 [222/848] has challenged a1291762 [826/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:53 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/25/15 16:51:41] MJ94 [547/848] has challenged Xyrael [644/810] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/25/15 20:35:22] grooverider, abra0, and soltys [794/2073] have team battled Adar, Boohbah, and MJ94 [1290/2023] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/15 08:34:42] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:38 towards level 59.
[12/27/15 17:02:32] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:29:01 towards level 59.
[12/28/15 11:18:21] MJ94 [669/848] has challenged Crazycatlady [35/414] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:27:48 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/28/15 12:18:42] theemstra [304/476] has challenged MJ94 [155/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:30 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/28/15 17:20:22] MJ94 [538/848] has challenged vegadark [127/402] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:46:57 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/28/15 20:33:33] MJ94 [10/848] has come upon sasaniak [257/725] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:26:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/29/15 11:59:08] MJ94 [837/848] has come upon Str1ngS [208/432] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:52:32 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/29/15 21:01:06] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 03:13:00] Kered [304/307] has challenged MJ94 [34/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from Kered's clock.
[12/30/15 20:20:33] MJ94 [808/848] has challenged double [578/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:10:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/31/15 04:50:39] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:13 towards level 59.
[01/01/16 05:03:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 3 days, 17:31:38 toward level 59.
[01/02/16 21:11:58] Kered, MJ94, and pixelate [1356/1673] have team battled Gizmokid2005, woonack, and Darky [629/2338] and won! 0 days, 05:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 08:29:39] ElectRo, ruan, and MJ94 [2058/2512] have team battled RBecker, eva42, and m0shbear [839/2249] and won! 1 day, 21:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 17:03:15] Str1ngS, blizgerg, MJ94, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/16 20:19:49] MJ94 [496/848] has come upon Crazycatlady [235/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:04:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/03/16 21:02:01] PinkiePie, zokko, and MJ94 [916/1823] have team battled EngierkO, Virtual, and lux [381/1676] and won! 0 days, 21:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 20:47:33] jdb, FakeWizard, and Jareeta [1101/1985] have team battled MJ94, fattrat, and double [678/2224] and won! 0 days, 01:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 21:54:05] MJ94 [77/848] has come upon zokko [17/429] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:26:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/06/16 10:20:13] sjefen6 [176/375] has challenged MJ94 [156/848] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:09:22 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/07/16 02:04:10] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:30 towards level 59.
[01/07/16 06:02:47] MJ94 [448/848] has challenged Samus [20/763] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/07/16 12:30:07] unicron [414/694] has challenged MJ94 [670/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:39:30 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/07/16 20:15:51] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:23:41 towards level 60.
[01/10/16 08:56:19] TauPan, sjefen6, and MJ94 [1011/1537] have team battled Meanz0r, gipyelrah, and DesertStorm [1697/1852] and lost! 3 days, 10:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 13:01:17] charitwo, darkmage, and MJ94 [2229/2321] have team battled Toastee, Douhet, and SlowRiot [757/1632] and won! 2 days, 07:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 00:05:32] bl4ckscor3 and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/16 14:59:11] Firien [65/557] has come upon MJ94 [740/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:12:48 is added to Firien's clock.
[01/14/16 03:31:13] MJ94 [715/848] has challenged Akiyuki [530/578] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:22:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/14/16 09:47:59] MJ94 [622/848] has come upon kork [59/368] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:14:18 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/15/16 14:38:09] sjums_the_great and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 15:40:33] PinkiePie, a1291762, and roy [1275/2074] have team battled MJ94, SchrodingersScat, and IdleMaster [950/1725] and won! 0 days, 02:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/16 23:09:39] MJ94 [236/848] has come upon pixelate [383/511] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:28:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/18/16 06:39:22] zid, hannesenator, and Evrial [1246/1909] have team battled kenyon, fraq, and MJ94 [848/3271] and won! 3 days, 04:34:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 12:49:42] Andries, ty, and MJ94 [369/1524] have team battled Brom, Zythan, and honkybonky [743/1671] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/16 20:15:36] KyloRen, reim, and r00f [463/2057] have team battled MJ94, gipyelrah, and zid [2654/2744] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/16 00:49:06] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:48 towards level 60.
[01/21/16 04:40:40] ETextra [122/224] has challenged MJ94 [616/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to ETextra's clock.
[01/22/16 22:43:15] MJ94 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 12:35:31] LordH stole MJ94's level 252 pair of boots while they were sleeping! LordH leaves his old level 36 pair of boots behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[01/23/16 19:19:04] MJ94 and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 12:34:19] RBecker [5/651] has come upon MJ94 [400/610] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:31 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/25/16 07:25:26] MJ94 and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 12:48:03] MJ94 [197/610] has come upon petrichor [178/459] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:43:17 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/25/16 14:57:33] FrodoTheHobbit, MJ94, and ChasedSpade [86/2273] have team battled pants, zokko, and grooverider [1105/1939] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 23:07:41] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:50 towards level 60.
[01/27/16 04:22:02] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:27 towards level 60.
[01/28/16 15:42:07] MJ94 [422/610] has challenged Cenhinen [486/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:51:08 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/29/16 20:20:57] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 01:55:04] MJ94 [90/610] has challenged Adar [37/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:12:44 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/30/16 04:32:45] BURUT [318/587] has come upon MJ94 [427/610] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:34 is added to BURUT's clock.
[01/30/16 22:07:53] grooverider [338/881] has come upon MJ94 [427/610] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:05:18 is added to grooverider's clock.
[01/31/16 01:01:07] MJ94 [303/610] has come upon kork [298/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/01/16 21:21:03] ty [43/425] has challenged MJ94 [120/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to ty's clock.
[02/02/16 13:33:56] MJ94 [204/610] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [404/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/02/16 21:22:28] MJ94 [734/746] has challenged Onceuponaban [250/409] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:50:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/02/16 23:54:14] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:21:36 from level 61.
[02/03/16 02:31:20] Thrayden [58/213] has challenged MJ94 [459/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/03/16 23:34:12] SchrodingersScat and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 00:40:40] MJ94 [519/746] has challenged SchrodingersScat [143/427] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:10:08 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/04/16 14:52:29] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:28:54 towards level 61.
[02/04/16 21:30:33] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:40:15 towards level 61.
[02/05/16 08:40:18] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:51:19 towards level 61.
[02/05/16 13:20:50] pdg [385/396] has come upon MJ94 [298/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:28:28 is removed from pdg's clock.
[02/05/16 21:22:35] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 09:19:48] MJ94 [502/746] has challenged soltys [252/610] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:28:42 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/08/16 10:26:09] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:09 towards level 61.
[02/08/16 15:06:23] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:18:14 from level 61.
[02/09/16 11:54:01] pdg [88/395] has challenged MJ94 [577/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to pdg's clock.
[02/10/16 04:33:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 10 days, 13:50:37 toward level 61.
[02/10/16 05:45:28] Sir_Lemming, robox, and joek [632/1253] have team battled MJ94, sedrik, and RBecker [820/2281] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/16 18:41:33] freeboson [595/644] has challenged MJ94 [549/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:37:12 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/11/16 00:11:12] MJ94, kork, and godog [929/1829] have team battled theemstra, AngryParsley, and Gmane [1114/1729] and lost! 1 day, 15:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/16 13:51:58] Akiyuki [92/578] has come upon MJ94 [720/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:02 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[02/17/16 17:02:31] Globalirc [154/616] has challenged MJ94 [569/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:35 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/18/16 22:33:29] MJ94 [437/746] has come upon Cypher [808/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:01:40 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/19/16 11:54:16] Babar, echeese, and MJ94 [655/1962] have team battled grooverider, argus, and soltys [928/2189] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/16 15:55:44] D-NICE, Virtual, and MJ94 [1029/2401] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Tharbakery, and darkmage [710/2202] and won! 1 day, 12:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/16 16:45:34] kapitanluffy [198/645] has challenged MJ94 [539/746] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[02/22/16 21:02:23] daemoneye [544/695] has come upon MJ94 [431/746] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:27:51 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[02/24/16 19:43:51] Xyrael, magnetik, kensington, and MJ94 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/16 19:05:46] BURUT [345/574] has challenged MJ94 [640/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:16 is added to BURUT's clock.
[02/26/16 01:07:46] MJ94 [416/746] has challenged Xenthys [385/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:05 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/26/16 05:05:10] pants [524/567] has come upon MJ94 [319/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:49:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/26/16 10:06:39] irix, Globalirc, and MJ94 [2063/2394] have team battled mthw, kenyon, and PiotrekD [135/2542] and won! 0 days, 06:44:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 03:06:29] pixelate, KeboDK, MJ94, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/16 10:34:12] MJ94 [703/746] has challenged Danthemandoo [249/592] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/27/16 14:03:57] MJ94 [708/746] has come upon KeboDK [772/787] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:01:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/28/16 19:51:21] Isaac [37/38] has challenged MJ94 [127/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Isaac's clock.
[02/29/16 06:01:33] MJ94 [3/746] has come upon sbp [567/598] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:16:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/29/16 16:56:20] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:36 towards level 62.
[02/29/16 18:52:57] MJ94, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1416/2211] have team battled Virtual, Birdbones, and woonack [835/2393] and won! 0 days, 04:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 21:09:24] rodolfowtf [261/395] has come upon MJ94 [4/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:42 is removed from rodolfowtf's clock.
[03/01/16 01:04:29] Totengeist [114/800] has challenged MJ94 [129/746] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[03/01/16 14:15:31] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:28:42 towards level 62.
[03/02/16 02:52:25] MJ94 [173/746] has challenged PinkiePie [135/578] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:01:49 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/02/16 09:07:22] MJ94 [402/746] has come upon LordH [330/800] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:31:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/02/16 20:58:59] MJ94 [530/746] has challenged kork [395/414] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:44:51 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/03/16 11:40:17] MJ94 [432/746] has come upon zokko [231/510] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:59:05 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/05/16 01:32:28] MJ94, yasdorian, and fangfufu [485/1827] have team battled Schrodinger, Kable, and bootdisk [674/1481] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 14:14:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 2 days, 19:25:34 toward level 62.
[03/06/16 15:01:48] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[03/07/16 05:29:30] MJ94 and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 01:02:14] roy [477/554] has challenged MJ94 [667/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:29 is added to roy's clock.
[03/08/16 14:05:42] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:28:38 from level 62.
[03/08/16 20:08:50] Darky [120/789] has challenged MJ94 [647/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:41 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/09/16 02:38:00] MJ94 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:04:16 from level 62.
[03/09/16 18:16:25] MJ94 [35/746] has challenged yano [50/589] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:56 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/09/16 20:29:39] pants [105/702] has come upon MJ94 [509/746] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:55:22 is added to pants's clock.
[03/10/16 19:21:05] MJ94 [545/746] has come upon kier [516/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:49:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/11/16 05:29:48] MJ94 [448/746] has challenged Misza [353/990] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:17:44 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/11/16 18:39:55] hannesenator [106/814] has come upon MJ94 [467/746] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:52:37 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[03/12/16 14:46:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 2 days, 01:52:29 toward level 62.
[03/13/16 03:45:21] MJ94 [637/746] has challenged HeavyPodda [437/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:59 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/14/16 06:54:57] MJ94 [256/746] has challenged kier [388/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:05 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/15/16 23:38:28] DesertStorm and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 15:18:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 1 day, 10:32:28 toward level 62.
[03/18/16 08:51:45] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:51 towards level 62.
[03/18/16 11:57:23] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:24 towards level 62.
[03/19/16 06:30:23] ChasedSpade, theZoMBiE, and ville [871/1672] have team battled MJ94, pfoley, and CornFly [1287/2288] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 10:34:29] MJ94 [362/746] has challenged ruan [204/323] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:30:34 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/20/16 04:53:01] zbart and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/16 06:56:47] eva42 [484/1106] has come upon MJ94 [303/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:58:59 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/21/16 14:34:42] honkybonky, Gmane, and Agent86 [396/1777] have team battled theemstra, MJ94, and Birdbones [1338/2217] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 10:37:56] SpaceKookie stole MJ94's level 69 helm while they were sleeping! SpaceKookie leaves his old level 33 helm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[03/22/16 20:11:39] MJ94, Samus, and dindinx [1731/2099] have team battled PBabebu, Ttech, and Scar3cr0w [2215/2487] and lost! 0 days, 11:00:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 09:14:08] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:13 towards level 63.
[03/23/16 21:04:02] himuraken [238/453] has challenged MJ94 [542/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to himuraken's clock.
[03/24/16 03:17:29] MollyMalone, rharwood, and m0shbear [40/1604] have team battled Brom, prime, and MJ94 [865/1892] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/16 20:22:09] Samus [276/756] has come upon MJ94 [376/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:09 is added to Samus's clock.
[03/25/16 22:06:35] MJ94 [250/707] has come upon Fluttershy [61/955] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:46:07 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/27/16 03:48:56] MJ94 [13/707] has come upon holloway [138/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:35:14 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/28/16 11:24:21] Cenhinen [193/609] has come upon MJ94 [472/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:58:15 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[03/28/16 12:33:59] MJ94 and gabriel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 14:34:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 4 days, 11:18:13 toward level 63.
[03/29/16 06:02:01] MJ94 [689/707] has challenged kusuriya [330/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:37:10 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/30/16 12:53:10] pasties [4/24] has challenged MJ94 [528/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to pasties's clock.
[03/31/16 01:57:14] MJ94 [659/707] has come upon Doctor [291/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:47:49 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/31/16 07:47:03] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:39 towards level 63.
[03/31/16 11:26:45] Kiesteel [16/194] has challenged MJ94 [156/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Kiesteel's clock.
[04/01/16 20:43:50] MJ94 and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/16 23:24:37] BURUT [76/554] has come upon MJ94 [300/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:33:16 is added to BURUT's clock.
[04/02/16 00:23:19] MJ94 and kusuriya have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 05:18:52] Darky, SynthesizerPatel, and Brom [1872/2168] have team battled MJ94, Satoshi, and SirMonkeybox [1980/2148] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 15:57:24] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:24 towards level 63.
[04/03/16 04:59:51] Alys, babilen, and Animalia [238/866] have team battled Smockage, MJ94, and SchrodingersScat [1045/1569] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 05:04:10] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 16:57:54] MJ94 [309/707] has challenged kenyon [220/1303] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:32:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/04/16 18:48:18] MJ94 and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 03:05:03] brycec [240/393] has challenged MJ94 [553/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to brycec's clock.
[04/06/16 17:06:04] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:32 towards level 63.
[04/06/16 18:03:55] theZoMBiE [415/419] has challenged MJ94 [705/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/07/16 05:12:03] Zye [72/135] has come upon MJ94 [650/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:32 is added to Zye's clock.
[04/07/16 20:56:22] MJ94 [6/707] has come upon Flynn [182/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:56 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/08/16 08:56:23] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:45 towards level 63.
[04/08/16 21:21:51] double [99/603] has come upon MJ94 [27/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:06:54 is removed from double's clock.
[04/09/16 03:51:16] MJ94 [481/707] has challenged keepermurf [728/852] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/09/16 10:07:11] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:54:23 towards level 64.
[04/09/16 16:16:31] desspugne, Sixbierehomme, and jstg [357/2425] have team battled MadHatter, MJ94, and Gerdesas [1750/1817] and lost! 7 days, 12:10:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/16 14:28:02] pants [500/706] has challenged MJ94 [275/707] in combat and won! 21 days, 06:20:51 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/10/16 18:04:29] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:38:06 from level 64.
[04/11/16 10:47:39] Darky [664/793] has come upon MJ94 [111/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:05:35 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/11/16 15:03:31] DrOfBaconNomics stole MJ94's level 41 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 30 set of leggings behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[04/11/16 17:16:24] MJ94 [480/695] has come upon Bkid [596/647] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:13:22 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/11/16 22:39:23] MJ94 [27/695] has challenged KyloRen [450/665] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:46:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/15/16 18:13:29] wvlf [108/362] has challenged MJ94 [416/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to wvlf's clock.
[04/16/16 02:16:19] idisjunction [128/912] has challenged MJ94 [515/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/16/16 02:34:46] JensRex stole MJ94's level 55 charm while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves his old level 35 charm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[04/17/16 02:28:12] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:22:14 towards level 64.
[04/19/16 14:49:06] MJ94 [115/673] has come upon SirMonkeybox [733/861] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:55:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/19/16 20:48:46] MJ94 [160/673] has challenged TauPan [138/304] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:16:25 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/19/16 21:54:38] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:02:23 from level 64.
[04/20/16 07:46:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 5 days, 19:16:51 toward level 64.
[04/20/16 10:55:08] Cenhinen [237/603] has come upon MJ94 [547/673] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:11:50 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[04/20/16 14:15:41] shandor, tspange, and Regnor [1562/2323] have team battled Pokota, theemstra, and MJ94 [1235/1563] and won! 0 days, 18:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 02:55:21] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:32:37 towards level 64.
[04/21/16 17:04:43] MJ94 [199/673] has challenged KeboDK [275/795] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:07:29 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/21/16 21:14:39] MJ94 and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 04:33:32] Globalirc, agrajag, and XJR-9 [429/1976] have team battled KyloRen, odify, and MJ94 [843/1648] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/16 11:42:27] MJ94 [617/667] has come upon unicron [464/696] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:48:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/23/16 17:29:38] Cypher, Opie, and Asara [1555/2582] have team battled BURUT, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [579/1817] and won! 0 days, 02:48:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 19:29:06] jwon, Gmane, and himuraken [421/1199] have team battled pfoley, Pascal, and MJ94 [311/1831] and won! 0 days, 02:51:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/16 11:22:55] Satoshi [791/819] has come upon MJ94 [657/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:49:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/24/16 11:22:55] Satoshi has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:04:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/25/16 03:26:40] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:13 towards level 64.
[04/25/16 11:09:32] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:30:44 towards level 64.
[04/25/16 17:34:02] MJ94 [402/667] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [191/522] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:04:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/26/16 06:28:03] MJ94 [501/667] has come upon Beavis [243/1030] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:50:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/26/16 08:44:37] MJ94 [33/667] has challenged Crysters [22/552] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:00:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/26/16 22:04:28] daemoneye [711/729] has challenged MJ94 [383/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[04/27/16 21:51:00] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:54 towards level 64.
[04/28/16 01:01:39] ryushe [501/902] has challenged MJ94 [361/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:19:20 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[04/28/16 18:23:38] Herb_Tarlek [175/214] has challenged MJ94 [556/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/16 17:51:02] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:58 towards level 64.
[04/30/16 10:23:35] Nofew [651/969] has challenged MJ94 [644/667] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:48:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/16 14:51:21] MJ94 [201/667] has come upon LordH [217/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:33:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/30/16 22:25:30] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 19:22:59] theemstra [311/521] has come upon MJ94 [291/667] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:16:32 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/01/16 23:41:18] eva42, sloth, and ThePhoenix47 [754/1799] have team battled MJ94, Ttech, and Pici [2375/2775] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 04:36:09] DrOfBaconNomics [54/624] has come upon MJ94 [425/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:25:30 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/03/16 12:52:29] ChasedSpade [68/688] has challenged MJ94 [403/667] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:46:32 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[05/05/16 01:21:24] MJ94 [488/667] has come upon Toagac [562/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:38:53 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/05/16 23:55:00] MJ94 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:15:19 from level 64.
[05/06/16 00:56:22] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:51 from level 64.
[05/06/16 03:38:54] wvlf, Doctor, and vrillusions [412/2550] have team battled grant050, DesertStorm, and MJ94 [1760/1897] and lost! 1 day, 19:30:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 06:04:49] nhandler and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/16 20:32:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 2 days, 21:31:00 toward level 64.
[05/07/16 02:59:57] brycec, Bladerunner, and Andries [1127/1549] have team battled MJ94, fattrat, and vox [1342/2099] and lost! 0 days, 12:28:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 19:55:27] MJ94 fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! MJ94's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/16 02:30:19] MJ94 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:32 towards level 64.
[05/08/16 21:14:41] Sir_Lemming [36/599] has challenged MJ94 [404/655] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/16 17:09:04] Sir_Lemming, grant050, and MJ94 [1702/1882] have team battled grooverider, zigzag, and AbacusAvenger [376/1492] and won! 0 days, 13:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/16 21:24:14] MJ94 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:42 from level 64.
[05/13/16 01:56:20] MJ94 [67/655] has come upon Crazycatlady [92/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:57 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/13/16 08:52:43] MJ94 and Ggoes have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 12:13:51] FakeWizard [319/556] has come upon MJ94 [276/655] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:05:18 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/14/16 08:24:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 14:29:41 toward level 64.
[05/14/16 13:46:15] MJ94 [380/655] has challenged ThePhoenix47 [104/402] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:26:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/14/16 14:29:10] PXELord [0/33] has challenged MJ94 [636/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to PXELord's clock.
[05/15/16 15:30:45] PXELord [155/160] has challenged MJ94 [254/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to PXELord's clock.
[05/16/16 13:16:32] MJ94, aucg, NoodleCake, and Evrial have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/16 20:35:51] MJ94, d34th, and Eldoreth [268/1802] have team battled vegadark, MadHatter, and theZoMBiE [937/1423] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 22:30:27] MJ94 [187/655] has come upon MrGlass [330/609] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:56:14 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/17/16 02:02:12] MJ94 [528/655] has challenged theZoMBiE [388/492] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:29:55 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/17/16 06:45:44] Eldoreth [85/157] has challenged MJ94 [509/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/18/16 20:44:54] qedx [0/1] has challenged MJ94 [439/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to qedx's clock.
[05/19/16 20:59:53] MJ94 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:20:03 from level 65.
[05/20/16 03:25:54] godog [610/650] has come upon MJ94 [429/655] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:18:39 is removed from godog's clock.
[05/21/16 08:49:35] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 00:42:29] MJ94 [80/654] has come upon m0shbear [551/637] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:51:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/23/16 15:31:35] Adar [366/589] has come upon MJ94 [546/654] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:37:19 is added to Adar's clock.
[05/23/16 20:25:47] Furry [443/567] has challenged MJ94 [475/654] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Furry's clock.
[05/24/16 07:51:38] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:43 towards level 65.
[05/24/16 20:46:25] nhandler and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 01:42:02] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:56 towards level 65.
[05/25/16 17:36:27] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 21:16:09] Lemelisk, sbp, MJ94, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/16 23:15:22] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:08 towards level 65.
[05/26/16 00:25:15] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:25 towards level 65.
[05/27/16 00:06:56] MJ94 [257/654] has challenged sjefen6 [177/331] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:30:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/27/16 13:12:02] MJ94 [107/654] has challenged XenGi [745/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/27/16 13:17:37] MJ94 [394/654] has come upon magnetik [399/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:25:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/27/16 14:01:52] CornFly [399/952] has come upon MJ94 [416/654] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:25:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/27/16 20:15:33] Hydrogenum, Crazycatlady, and Gmane [747/1408] have team battled Pithlit, MJ94, and Xyrael [683/1658] and won! 2 days, 13:13:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 07:18:47] MJ94 [408/654] has challenged pixelate [92/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:50:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/28/16 07:18:47] MJ94 has dealt pixelate a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:01:28 is added to pixelate's clock.
[05/28/16 14:06:22] theZoMBiE, Boohbah, and dxrt [1781/2178] have team battled MJ94, ChasedSpade, and neuro [230/2291] and won! 0 days, 05:12:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 20:21:20] Mirc0p, Sir_Lemming, and Intee [1302/1643] have team battled HeavyPodda, KyloRen, and MJ94 [1900/2255] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 00:56:40] m0shbear, MJ94, MadHatter, and Evrial have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/16 10:12:26] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:06 towards level 65.
[05/30/16 11:38:23] identd [529/641] has challenged MJ94 [162/654] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:09:44 is removed from identd's clock.
[05/30/16 19:54:36] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:27 towards level 65.
[05/31/16 04:06:31] grooverider [58/894] has come upon MJ94 [67/654] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:57:38 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/31/16 18:50:13] MJ94 [600/654] has challenged joek [416/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:00 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/02/16 11:13:53] Xenthys [550/654] has challenged MJ94 [395/654] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[06/02/16 11:59:46] MJ94 [248/671] has challenged nfsnobody [368/704] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/03/16 19:14:22] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:31 towards level 66.
[06/04/16 15:25:02] MJ94 [457/671] has challenged damyan [592/798] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:52:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/04/16 20:18:57] Herb_Tarlek, kensington, and sloth [149/1425] have team battled ElectRo, Firien, and MJ94 [2275/2611] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 06:02:22] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:14:05 towards level 66.
[06/05/16 18:35:11] Plasmastar [292/338] has challenged MJ94 [458/671] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:20:06 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[06/08/16 13:00:23] NoodleCake [630/650] has challenged MJ94 [117/671] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:27:16 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[06/09/16 04:06:22] mordac [371/540] has challenged MJ94 [393/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:49 is added to mordac's clock.
[06/10/16 23:40:09] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:49:50 towards level 66.
[06/11/16 03:02:47] Tzic, vegadark, and Xyrael [878/1753] have team battled MJ94, vrillusions, and m0shbear [271/2304] and won! 0 days, 18:23:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 10:32:48] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:00:54 towards level 66.
[06/11/16 21:30:57] rolando [27/189] has challenged MJ94 [431/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to rolando's clock.
[06/11/16 23:41:18] mwhahaha, Zoddo, Scar3cr0w, and MJ94 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/16 07:04:22] Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and colints [805/1890] have team battled MJ94, Hydrogenum, and Killerkid [378/2076] and won! 0 days, 11:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 16:29:15] MJ94 and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/16 13:43:06] FakeWizard, grooverider, and darkmage [106/2392] have team battled MJ94, Kiesteel, and gabriel [747/2503] and lost! 5 days, 08:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/16 21:29:38] MJ94 [259/671] has challenged sjums_the_great [7/437] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:04:39 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/17/16 19:50:32] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:18 towards level 66.
[06/18/16 21:46:37] WallIdl [450/542] has challenged MJ94 [576/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:19 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[06/18/16 22:37:49] Sir_Lemming, MJ94, and vegadark [1409/1685] have team battled VoidFox, Crazycatlady, and GilbertErik [956/1609] and won! 0 days, 16:37:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/16 03:27:59] Rognak [22/107] has challenged MJ94 [383/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Rognak's clock.
[06/19/16 18:34:01] Firien [516/856] has come upon MJ94 [141/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:45:41 is removed from Firien's clock.
[06/20/16 03:03:00] MetaNova and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/16 12:00:14] astropoint [411/604] has challenged MJ94 [490/671] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:38 is added to astropoint's clock.
[06/21/16 19:08:02] MJ94 [250/671] has come upon Xenthys [461/689] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:26:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/22/16 16:18:55] MJ94 [650/671] has challenged himuraken [339/491] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:46:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/23/16 01:02:31] astropoint, MJ94, and Antutuuuuu [467/1789] have team battled Str1ngS, pants, and sasaniak [1405/1771] and lost! 1 day, 02:17:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 10:21:58] jwon [392/541] has come upon MJ94 [278/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:05:08 is removed from jwon's clock.
[06/23/16 12:37:42] Majak, sjefen6, and MJ94 [284/1413] have team battled shandor, soltys, and gabriel [7/2484] and won! 2 days, 19:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 16:42:19] Crazycatlady, Frogging101, and MJ94 [774/1615] have team battled Tenorman, reim, and Diitto [73/2660] and won! 1 day, 16:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 18:15:23] Firien [453/856] has challenged MJ94 [22/671] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from Firien's clock.
[06/23/16 19:02:36] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:54 towards level 66.
[06/24/16 07:24:30] Lemelisk [643/1156] has come upon MJ94 [393/671] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:23:41 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[06/25/16 12:43:36] MJ94 [11/671] has challenged MadHatter [377/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:42:02 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/25/16 17:19:19] MJ94 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! MJ94's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/16 22:20:21] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:43 towards level 66.
[06/27/16 23:31:27] MJ94 [507/660] has come upon KeboDK [576/824] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:18:52 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/28/16 17:10:26] MJ94 [163/660] has challenged PinkiePie [384/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:01:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/29/16 08:40:59] MJ94 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 01:23:38] SchrodingersScat and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 17:41:03] bl4ckscor3 and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 23:36:22] Mirc0p [32/525] has come upon MJ94 [458/660] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:45:25 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[07/02/16 12:06:00] MJ94 [282/660] has come upon Bradicus [251/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:41 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/02/16 18:19:46] Lios and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 18:44:37] RistoUuranmaki [424/549] has challenged MJ94 [268/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:33 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/02/16 22:45:57] MJ94 [109/660] has challenged Frogging101 [344/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:59:08 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/03/16 06:40:52] lipek, Tenorman, and AngryParsley [1142/2718] have team battled tspange, MJ94, and Woona [752/2034] and won! 2 days, 02:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/16 10:50:13] unicron [21/724] has challenged MJ94 [522/660] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:27:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/04/16 01:02:15] MJ94 [112/660] has come upon vBm [162/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/04/16 07:42:16] yur, MJ94, and Furry [1453/1693] have team battled dindinx, Babar, and iViLe [1724/2399] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/16 11:59:01] MJ94 [240/660] has challenged Bvarne [191/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/04/16 11:59:01] In the fierce battle, Bvarne dropped his level 97 amulet! MJ94 picks it up, tossing his old level 96 amulet to Bvarne.
[07/04/16 16:59:35] MJ94 and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 18:24:33] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:03 towards level 66.
[07/04/16 20:04:09] MJ94 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:54 from level 66.
[07/05/16 02:04:01] aucg [184/953] has challenged MJ94 [520/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:41 is added to aucg's clock.
[07/05/16 05:05:12] MJ94 [97/661] has challenged aucg [615/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/05/16 07:51:10] MJ94 [418/675] has challenged magnetik [324/546] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/05/16 17:37:56] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:15:35 towards level 67.
[07/06/16 13:56:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 29 days, 17:11:42 toward level 67.
[07/07/16 01:38:22] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:37 towards level 67.
[07/07/16 05:07:34] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 20:31:18] MJ94, Furry, and echeese [353/1880] have team battled Mirc0p, KyloRen, and ruan [529/1570] and lost! 2 days, 00:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/16 15:34:27] pfoley [381/598] has challenged MJ94 [581/675] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:12:50 is added to pfoley's clock.
[07/08/16 20:36:17] mordac [48/545] has challenged MJ94 [93/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:24 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/10/16 09:49:30] MJ94 [297/675] has challenged torg [211/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:59:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/10/16 17:58:43] Kronos [222/413] has come upon MJ94 [550/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:42 is added to Kronos's clock.
[07/11/16 04:18:53] roy, Jim, and MJ94 [966/1573] have team battled Xenthys, Milquetoast, and JensRex [1360/2063] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/16 08:04:46] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:41:00 from level 67.
[07/12/16 17:51:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 19:14:34 toward level 67.
[07/13/16 01:23:52] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:55 towards level 67.
[07/13/16 20:18:51] MJ94 [670/675] has challenged MontyZuma [863/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/13/16 22:06:46] MJ94 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:31 from level 67.
[07/15/16 18:02:06] MJ94 [375/675] has challenged PiotrekD [172/592] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:25:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/15/16 19:30:49] Zye [5/414] has come upon MJ94 [426/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:17 is added to Zye's clock.
[07/15/16 23:17:17] abra0, Scar3cr0w, and blind [2080/2278] have team battled MJ94, Birdbones, and Adar [555/2280] and won! 4 days, 13:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 09:10:27] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:02 from level 67.
[07/16/16 18:54:04] vBm, AbacusAvenger, and zid [1307/1854] have team battled MJ94, PersonalJ, and Ttech [166/2805] and won! 0 days, 08:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 21:05:27] MJ94 broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:38 from level 67.
[07/16/16 22:10:18] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:19 towards level 67.
[07/17/16 11:17:45] MJ94 [348/675] has challenged Anaxyn [16/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:38 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/18/16 20:53:11] Onceuponaban and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/16 14:26:03] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:43 towards level 67.
[07/19/16 22:29:56] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 04:04:02] shrivel [139/197] has challenged MJ94 [375/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/20/16 13:17:47] SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and MJ94 [31/2119] have team battled Bradicus, cudaman73, and Brainiac [750/1602] and lost! 0 days, 15:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 04:49:20] MJ94 [196/675] has come upon Beavis [212/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:53 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/22/16 10:04:26] torg [166/365] has come upon MJ94 [484/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:34:33 is added to torg's clock.
[07/22/16 12:51:47] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:49 from level 67.
[07/25/16 05:42:34] jenksy [296/883] has come upon MJ94 [97/684] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:47:22 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[07/25/16 20:34:29] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:27 from level 67.
[07/26/16 00:51:20] MJ94 [7/684] has challenged Darky [361/859] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/26/16 07:12:23] Tratos, Globalirc, and MJ94 [883/2317] have team battled freeboson, theZoMBiE, and Asara [1118/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 22:56:58] MJ94 [386/684] has challenged Satoshi [693/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:30:36 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/28/16 16:03:25] yasdorian [443/623] has challenged MJ94 [367/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:51:13 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[07/29/16 12:09:24] MJ94 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:58:35 from level 68.
[07/29/16 15:43:40] Realmy [59/229] has challenged MJ94 [306/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Realmy's clock.
[07/29/16 18:18:22] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:28:36 towards level 68.
[07/30/16 06:36:40] Majak [403/413] has come upon MJ94 [167/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:33:45 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/30/16 08:37:11] MJ94 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:33:26 from level 68.
[07/30/16 10:13:32] dindinx [275/412] has come upon MJ94 [597/684] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:11:28 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/30/16 12:01:35] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:08:51 towards level 68.
[07/30/16 16:34:09] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:08:37 from level 68.
[07/31/16 04:21:35] naf, Furry, and IdleMaster [610/1564] have team battled MJ94, tmberg, and Zye [972/2271] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/16 16:22:29] MJ94 and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 03:25:57] MJ94, a1291762, and Sailor_Venus [1061/2121] have team battled kork, AngryParsley, and Regnor [1033/1934] and won! 0 days, 13:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 04:29:25] BronyDee, Babar, and Anaxyn [780/1965] have team battled gipyelrah, MJ94, and dindinx [518/2137] and won! 0 days, 21:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 10:53:33] cirdan and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 15:45:30] Iri [108/336] has come upon MJ94 [104/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:06 is removed from Iri's clock.
[08/05/16 02:09:17] MJ94 [530/684] has come upon Pithlit [61/475] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:31:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/05/16 20:19:19] Eiam [423/660] has challenged MJ94 [145/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:39:21 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[08/06/16 10:59:49] stonehammer [465/471] has come upon MJ94 [550/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:30 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[08/06/16 13:05:51] Mithkabob [187/347] has challenged MJ94 [261/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[08/08/16 12:44:50] argus [108/564] has challenged MJ94 [244/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:54:22 is added to argus's clock.
[08/08/16 13:45:14] MJ94 [493/684] has challenged Douhet [638/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:51:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/08/16 21:39:24] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:38 towards level 68.
[08/09/16 11:24:16] MJ94 [340/684] has come upon damyan [957/979] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:00:00 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/09/16 14:00:02] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:22:54 towards level 68.
[08/09/16 23:59:17] double, SynthesizerPatel, and abra0 [349/2239] have team battled AngryParsley, dindinx, and MJ94 [706/1810] and lost! 2 days, 12:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/16 05:57:17] TauPan, Regnor, and brendan [2156/2210] have team battled MJ94, Heisenberg, and vBm [713/1873] and won! 0 days, 09:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 19:51:19] MJ94 [547/684] has come upon basepi [46/566] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:31:46 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/11/16 00:41:17] MJ94 [34/684] has come upon Cypher [870/991] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:13:30 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/11/16 08:11:24] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:53:18 towards level 68.
[08/11/16 12:25:32] IndigoTiger [118/488] has come upon MJ94 [59/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:01:11 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[08/13/16 02:28:22] MJ94 [70/684] has challenged everbrew [327/550] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:54:05 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/14/16 07:40:02] vBm [175/517] has challenged MJ94 [489/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:45:54 is added to vBm's clock.
[08/14/16 12:42:07] dclaw123 [256/593] has challenged MJ94 [70/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:15:13 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[08/16/16 00:43:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 3 days, 05:24:49 toward level 68.
[08/16/16 01:20:12] jenksy [700/876] has come upon MJ94 [259/684] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:27:41 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[08/16/16 05:58:38] MJ94 [322/684] has challenged Adar [245/579] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:09:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/16/16 07:53:29] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:11:43 towards level 68.
[08/17/16 09:50:18] Sixbierehomme [686/715] has challenged MJ94 [457/684] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:19 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/17/16 09:58:42] Simie, holloway, and roy [1273/1955] have team battled Majak, Schmid, and MJ94 [268/1630] and won! 1 day, 19:47:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 16:20:13] MJ94, Simie, and Kalinakov [2082/2244] have team battled yasdorian, brendan, and Beavis [1033/2641] and won! 3 days, 11:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 22:25:41] holloway, Mirc0p, and MJ94 [205/1727] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, Reilly, and RistoUuranmaki [1249/1443] and lost! 1 day, 18:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 03:28:05] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:30:14 towards level 68.
[08/18/16 09:09:16] MJ94, Doctor, and Firien [130/2528] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Fluttershy, and yano [633/2521] and lost! 1 day, 00:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 18:19:12] MJ94 [468/684] has come upon CrowZero [35/228] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:37:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/19/16 05:44:31] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:47:49 towards level 68.
[08/19/16 06:27:21] robflop [125/694] has challenged MJ94 [471/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:17 is added to robflop's clock.
[08/19/16 08:22:10] Herb_Tarlek [170/496] has come upon MJ94 [635/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:58:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/20/16 00:37:37] irix, Sir_Lemming, and MJ94 [497/2282] have team battled woonack, abra0, and Agusanz [1343/1769] and lost! 3 days, 14:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/16 03:34:04] MJ94 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:29:44 from level 68.
[08/20/16 21:31:16] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:06:43 from level 68.
[08/21/16 10:20:26] MJ94 [66/684] has come upon sjums_the_great [235/437] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:31:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/21/16 19:59:51] Xenthys, MJ94, and dodobrain [587/2001] have team battled pfoley, KeboDK, and Lenny [1520/2586] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/16 14:27:52] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:14:08 from level 68.
[08/23/16 16:37:53] MJ94 [415/684] has challenged Diitto [646/1206] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:58:52 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/24/16 04:04:21] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:59:11 towards level 68.
[08/25/16 14:42:56] MJ94 [583/684] has come upon Bvarne [359/779] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:38:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/27/16 01:02:08] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:14:33 from level 68.
[08/29/16 07:32:17] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:17:18 towards level 68.
[08/30/16 11:23:24] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:58 towards level 68.
[08/30/16 18:50:37] MJ94 [666/684] has come upon Crazycatlady [328/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:32:43 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/30/16 23:02:46] Misza [419/933] has come upon MJ94 [598/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:29:26 is added to Misza's clock.
[09/01/16 03:00:10] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:22 from level 68.
[09/01/16 04:34:56] blizgerg, Onceuponaban, and simple [610/2082] have team battled Frogging101, zankore, and MJ94 [880/1942] and lost! 1 day, 06:35:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 10:21:50] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:31 towards level 68.
[09/03/16 17:22:53] MJ94 [6/684] has come upon Doctor [420/966] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:03:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/04/16 15:17:59] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:51 towards level 68.
[09/04/16 23:17:20] Evrial [152/643] has come upon MJ94 [589/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:48 is added to Evrial's clock.
[09/05/16 01:32:15] MJ94 [342/684] has come upon Zoddo [610/659] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:45:19 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/05/16 13:23:59] MJ94 [232/684] has come upon Zoddo [47/659] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:00 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/05/16 13:27:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 1 day, 07:53:00 toward level 68.
[09/05/16 16:51:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 12:51:40 from level 68.
[09/06/16 00:54:13] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:45 towards level 68.
[09/06/16 05:20:35] Lemelisk and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 10:30:06] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:14 towards level 68.
[09/07/16 21:04:11] Eldoreth [209/398] has challenged MJ94 [530/968] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:14:34 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/08/16 18:55:39] theemstra [246/743] has come upon MJ94 [527/968] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:41:39 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/09/16 03:29:47] MJ94 [197/968] has come upon ruan [166/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:26:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/10/16 13:16:32] Bradicus stole MJ94's level 89 tunic while they were sleeping! Bradicus leaves his old level 20 tunic behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[09/10/16 13:16:53] MJ94 [799/892] has come upon [k- [30/76] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:15 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/11/16 12:16:56] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:51 from level 68.
[09/12/16 01:38:36] BURUT [315/916] has challenged MJ94 [698/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:07:05 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/12/16 02:56:59] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:36 towards level 68.
[09/12/16 17:30:16] MJ94 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:41 from level 68.
[09/13/16 07:49:07] MJ94 [870/892] has challenged SirNeo [588/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:28:17 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/16/16 04:53:24] MJ94 [619/892] has come upon AngryParsley [155/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:15 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/18/16 04:01:33] LukeLR [0/363] has challenged MJ94 [17/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[09/18/16 11:30:59] Spork_Witch [95/314] has challenged MJ94 [408/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Spork_Witch's clock.
[09/19/16 12:18:13] MJ94 [255/892] has challenged SlowRiot [407/936] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/19/16 18:34:08] nikoJ [326/448] has come upon MJ94 [187/892] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:18:21 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[09/20/16 05:16:57] holloway [269/511] has challenged MJ94 [739/892] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to holloway's clock.
[09/20/16 14:17:26] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:49:15 towards level 69.
[09/21/16 21:08:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 13 days, 02:19:23 toward level 69.
[09/22/16 11:05:56] shymega [58/233] has challenged MJ94 [410/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/22/16 20:34:26] MJ94 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:55:48 from level 69.
[09/23/16 04:21:29] MJ94 [474/892] has challenged Shr3k [71/541] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:42:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/25/16 21:26:54] MJ94 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:06:28 from level 69.
[09/26/16 01:35:24] Drevas [7/35] has challenged MJ94 [3/892] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:34 is removed from Drevas's clock.
[09/26/16 08:02:48] MJ94 [723/892] has challenged Heisenberg [688/755] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/28/16 14:29:51] MJ94 [576/892] has challenged mordac [52/669] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:02:28 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/29/16 19:41:26] dwfreed [19/511] has challenged MJ94 [79/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:32:05 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/29/16 20:51:25] vrillusions [831/1001] has come upon MJ94 [518/892] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:40:40 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[09/30/16 09:42:53] MJ94 [131/892] has come upon ChasedSpade [163/716] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:31:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/30/16 21:07:54] Oooooog [124/516] has come upon MJ94 [42/892] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:09:20 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[10/01/16 14:03:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 25 days, 20:48:14 toward level 69.
[10/02/16 08:59:27] Pithlit [404/475] has challenged MJ94 [363/892] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:38:23 is removed from Pithlit's clock.
[10/04/16 01:23:06] Heisenberg [661/732] has come upon MJ94 [187/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:23:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/04/16 11:13:47] Zarniwoop [237/259] has challenged MJ94 [665/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Zarniwoop's clock.
[10/05/16 03:02:50] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:47 towards level 69.
[10/05/16 11:07:49] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:40 from level 69.
[10/05/16 23:50:04] MJ94 and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/16 04:44:22] Captain_Chaos [15/23] has challenged MJ94 [280/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/06/16 23:06:56] MJ94 [714/892] has come upon Setsu [471/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:58:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/07/16 18:27:42] MJ94 [324/892] has come upon oooooooooooooooo [20/625] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:45:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/09/16 20:04:22] MJ94 and PocketKiller have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 05:52:47] MJ94 [699/907] has challenged theemstra [599/720] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/12/16 07:13:37] astropoint, MJ94, and IndigoTiger [1646/2535] have team battled Majak, Zaratustra, and bigjay [1719/2472] and lost! 3 days, 09:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 15:02:44] Sailor_Venus, Furry, and MontyZuma [809/2135] have team battled dindinx, MJ94, and ChasedSpade [1171/2042] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 21:38:43] DrOfBaconNomics stole MJ94's level 294 pair of boots while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 250 pair of boots behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[10/19/16 23:03:57] Plasmastar, MJ94, and SlowRiot [1726/2103] have team battled Adar, MetaNova, and Ironhoof [694/1827] and won! 3 days, 18:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/16 06:12:07] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:28 towards level 70.
[10/20/16 13:22:40] LordH, Ladon, and MJ94 [1315/2799] have team battled kork, SlowRiot, and yond [890/2385] and won! 0 days, 18:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/16 20:00:17] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:10 towards level 70.
[10/21/16 02:47:59] ^xnyx^ [146/225] has challenged MJ94 [302/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/21/16 10:18:27] bete_noire, Everyman, and MJ94 [75/1306] have team battled Brainiac, MrGlass, and Cenhinen [1820/1873] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/16 17:19:56] MJ94 [466/859] has come upon droogie [920/949] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:05:16 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/21/16 22:15:29] MJ94, ThePhoenix47, and Lios [1020/2134] have team battled ^xnyx^, borsin, and SirMonkeybox [359/1564] and won! 0 days, 17:02:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/16 07:14:31] Babar [758/946] has come upon MJ94 [291/859] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:21:23 is removed from Babar's clock.
[10/23/16 07:14:31] Babar has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 7 days, 14:09:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/23/16 12:13:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 36 days, 15:59:06 from level 70.
[10/24/16 00:05:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 6 days, 20:34:55 toward level 70.
[10/24/16 06:11:49] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:39:33 towards level 70.
[10/24/16 09:35:09] pants [643/722] has challenged MJ94 [796/859] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:05:55 is added to pants's clock.
[10/27/16 00:10:19] MJ94 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:59:51 from level 70.
[10/27/16 07:13:38] Ladon, MrGlass, and CornFly [188/2482] have team battled MJ94, jenksy, and Reilly [201/2142] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/16 08:44:35] dindinx [308/419] has challenged MJ94 [470/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:49:24 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/28/16 11:32:31] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:24:24 towards level 70.
[10/29/16 10:57:21] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:56:53 towards level 70.
[10/30/16 02:20:06] Tenorman [586/862] has come upon MJ94 [425/859] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:53:28 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/31/16 03:13:30] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:34:48 towards level 70.
[11/01/16 15:26:31] Tharbakery [292/488] has come upon MJ94 [308/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:58 is added to Tharbakery's clock.
[11/02/16 10:05:04] MJ94 and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/16 07:15:31] Woona [261/848] has challenged MJ94 [725/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to Woona's clock.
[11/05/16 03:56:15] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:46:07 towards level 70.
[11/05/16 09:55:23] MJ94 [495/859] has challenged Tratos [161/985] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:59:42 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/06/16 08:03:46] JuanMaestro [212/579] has challenged MJ94 [768/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:30:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/07/16 08:12:55] PocketKiller [126/479] has challenged MJ94 [225/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:17 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[11/07/16 19:18:43] robochot, SirMonkeybox, and simple [1766/2014] have team battled tmberg, dtype, and MJ94 [575/1929] and won! 0 days, 17:21:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/16 21:38:53] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:05:55 towards level 70.
[11/10/16 02:38:28] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:08:19 from level 70.
[11/10/16 15:46:59] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:51:34 towards level 70.
[11/11/16 14:38:00] Lios, MJ94, and ruan [2124/2138] have team battled IronY, aucg, and tmberg [1395/2062] and won! 4 days, 17:21:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 01:31:53] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:05:21 from level 70.
[11/12/16 04:23:53] MJ94 and nikoJ have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 11:00:36] SN4T14 [361/464] has challenged MJ94 [406/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:09 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[11/13/16 02:06:16] MJ94 [328/859] has challenged osannatas [31/310] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:58:44 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/13/16 20:52:37] Pithlit [106/504] has challenged MJ94 [824/859] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[11/14/16 08:28:20] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:42:24 towards level 70.
[11/15/16 05:36:13] MJ94, Asara, and Heisenberg [744/2829] have team battled Nofew, DrOfBaconNomics, and Pithlit [7/2465] and won! 1 day, 07:12:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/16 13:24:08] HeavyPodda [603/917] has come upon MJ94 [35/859] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:54:40 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/16/16 17:33:52] MJ94 [824/859] has challenged Adar [253/594] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:45:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/18/16 07:00:16] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:17 towards level 70.
[11/18/16 10:20:08] Bkid [455/656] has challenged MJ94 [754/859] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Bkid's clock.
[11/18/16 15:13:32] zankore [343/763] has challenged MJ94 [368/859] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to zankore's clock.
[11/20/16 14:06:21] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:36 towards level 70.
[11/22/16 00:02:01] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:39 towards level 70.
[11/22/16 05:49:20] FakeWizard [374/633] has come upon MJ94 [65/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:17 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/22/16 05:49:20] FakeWizard has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:41:37 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/24/16 12:07:18] MJ94 [811/859] has come upon Pici [123/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:49:33 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/25/16 07:35:28] MJ94, Birdbones, and droogie [208/2633] have team battled theZoMBiE, mordac, and fattrat [1800/2241] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 17:26:59] KeboDK [249/844] has come upon MJ94 [813/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:48:32 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[11/27/16 00:05:16] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:38 towards level 70.
[11/28/16 11:08:10] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:11 towards level 70.
[11/28/16 12:45:18] abra0 [671/835] has come upon MJ94 [351/862] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:13:30 is removed from abra0's clock.
[11/29/16 00:23:28] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:24 towards level 70.
[11/30/16 21:15:59] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:51 towards level 70.
[12/01/16 13:07:05] robochot [53/451] has come upon MJ94 [152/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:20 is added to robochot's clock.
[12/01/16 18:25:52] Sundance and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 00:01:49] Majak [505/533] has come upon MJ94 [219/872] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:17:13 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/02/16 01:00:46] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:35 towards level 70.
[12/02/16 01:45:51] HeavyPodda [23/939] has come upon MJ94 [397/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:35 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/02/16 05:55:09] HeavyPodda [166/1024] has challenged MJ94 [220/872] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/02/16 13:00:33] MJ94 [323/872] has challenged simple [29/852] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/03/16 02:35:22] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:05:44 towards level 71.
[12/03/16 16:16:04] zankore [172/769] has challenged MJ94 [367/872] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:51:32 is added to zankore's clock.
[12/04/16 06:19:52] sjums_the_great and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 21:53:18] Mirc0p, Captain_Chaos, and zid [593/1641] have team battled MJ94, blizgerg, and Chuck [283/2196] and won! 0 days, 01:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 05:47:46] Euronur, vegadark, and dwfreed [936/1254] have team battled MJ94, Asara, and dtype [674/2322] and won! 0 days, 00:29:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 16:43:34] Taffer [438/543] has come upon MJ94 [207/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:02 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/05/16 22:38:42] RistoUuranmaki [159/655] has come upon MJ94 [20/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:57:38 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/06/16 20:58:48] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:45:08 towards level 71.
[12/07/16 10:01:46] MJ94 fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! MJ94's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/16 17:36:28] womblecat [53/114] has challenged MJ94 [70/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/08/16 11:54:41] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:31:20 towards level 71.
[12/08/16 15:44:04] MJ94 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:15:15 from level 71.
[12/08/16 16:03:41] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:56:31 towards level 71.
[12/08/16 21:18:13] MJ94 and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 01:15:30] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:29:50 from level 71.
[12/09/16 18:57:10] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:07:32 towards level 71.
[12/10/16 06:03:28] bl4ckscor3 [409/497] has come upon MJ94 [749/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:45 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/10/16 13:32:19] sjums_the_great, Zye, and sasaniak [174/1676] have team battled MJ94, benoliver999, and Woona [1271/2065] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 17:09:51] shymega [129/380] has come upon MJ94 [726/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:05 is added to shymega's clock.
[12/11/16 06:29:04] MJ94 [318/860] has challenged strugart [587/1148] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:36:33 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/11/16 20:34:36] MJ94 [112/860] has challenged soltys [184/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:31:32 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/13/16 04:59:48] MJ94 and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 18:52:58] Gatewayy [822/863] has challenged MJ94 [710/860] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:24:26 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[12/14/16 09:41:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 13 days, 00:19:15 toward level 71.
[12/14/16 18:02:08] MJ94 [551/860] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [254/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:29:34 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/15/16 15:15:20] KeboDK [582/863] has come upon MJ94 [36/860] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:50:13 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/16/16 08:52:51] Babar, aucg, and MJ94 [2765/2775] have team battled rt, brendan, and Majak [1314/2010] and won! 2 days, 02:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 22:16:16] yano and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 18:55:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 4 days, 17:26:33 toward level 71.
[12/19/16 03:38:45] kensington, stonehammer, and xxyoloswaggerxx [147/1588] have team battled allo, Milquetoast, and MJ94 [1218/2239] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 09:21:44] Brainiac [360/708] has come upon MJ94 [831/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:16 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/20/16 09:29:38] Firien [80/906] has come upon MJ94 [365/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:13 is added to Firien's clock.
[12/20/16 13:09:20] MrGlass [573/739] has challenged MJ94 [146/860] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[12/20/16 18:54:36] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:38 towards level 71.
[12/21/16 08:06:55] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:33 towards level 71.
[12/21/16 10:45:58] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:19 towards level 71.
[12/22/16 03:06:39] MJ94 [421/883] has challenged rxcomm [58/786] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/22/16 06:27:08] Lemelisk [462/1139] has come upon MJ94 [415/883] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:22:06 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/23/16 01:33:14] Herb_Tarlek [103/656] has come upon MJ94 [273/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:14:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/23/16 07:22:34] dwfreed [270/522] has challenged MJ94 [850/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:11:29 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/23/16 11:05:29] MJ94 [603/883] has come upon jstg [375/620] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:06:52 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/23/16 19:23:01] MJ94 [202/894] has come upon Jareeta [399/1068] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:03:49 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/23/16 21:24:53] MJ94 [315/894] has come upon Commie [85/311] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:13:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/24/16 14:42:55] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:07:46 from level 72.
[12/24/16 18:09:38] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:49:54 towards level 72.
[12/25/16 23:13:40] MJ94, lysobit___, and IdleMaster [1321/1491] have team battled MetaNova, Silvanus_Betrium, and torg [464/1405] and won! 0 days, 00:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/16 00:54:41] MJ94 [891/894] has challenged PinkiePie [426/733] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:40:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/27/16 00:54:41] In the fierce battle, PinkiePie dropped his level 66 helm! MJ94 picks it up, tossing his old level 47 helm to PinkiePie.
[12/28/16 10:44:28] mwhahaha, Ironhoof, and nickware [1195/1918] have team battled jenksy, MJ94, and Mateusz [639/2698] and won! 0 days, 03:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/16 20:38:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 14 days, 07:52:16 toward level 72.
[12/30/16 01:21:06] MJ94 [527/915] has challenged Tharbakery [157/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:27:05 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/30/16 16:26:33] Jareeta [278/1074] has challenged MJ94 [23/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:54:10 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[12/31/16 17:58:17] MJ94 broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:55:20 from level 72.
[01/01/17 02:38:48] MJ94 [492/915] has challenged JuanMaestro [19/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:51:19 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/01/17 08:49:06] sjefen6, Cameron_D, and Globalirc [544/2312] have team battled Firien, FakeWizard, and MJ94 [272/2646] and won! 0 days, 02:30:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/17 13:26:54] Sailor_Venus, noother, and MJ94 [1842/2458] have team battled Meta, theZoMBiE, and pixelate [489/2329] and won! 0 days, 09:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/17 23:32:19] MJ94 [722/915] has come upon freeboson [639/640] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:06:56 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/02/17 09:17:54] lysobit__ [148/299] has challenged MJ94 [389/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to lysobit__'s clock.
[01/02/17 12:20:25] FakeWizard [792/825] has come upon MJ94 [43/915] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:43:55 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[01/02/17 17:05:25] MJ94 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:16 from level 72.
[01/02/17 19:55:21] vegadark, blizgerg, and MJ94 [1298/2197] have team battled Tenorman, fattrat, and Iri [863/2300] and won! 2 days, 05:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/17 08:58:20] MJ94 [568/915] has challenged Plasmastar [298/309] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/06/17 01:32:05] Nofew [557/1161] has come upon MJ94 [472/915] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:55:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/06/17 03:22:17] Eldoreth, MJ94, and brycec [987/2378] have team battled Heisenberg, Xenthys, and Str1ngS [1829/2064] and lost! 1 day, 13:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/17 05:30:54] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:25 towards level 72.
[01/06/17 08:28:17] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/17 12:33:39] MJ94 [750/915] has come upon jstg [167/610] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:27:51 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/08/17 03:47:12] glook [286/386] has come upon MJ94 [438/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:53 is added to glook's clock.
[01/08/17 06:24:56] MJ94 and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 09:32:02] Babar [504/967] has come upon MJ94 [240/915] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:49:39 is removed from Babar's clock.
[01/11/17 10:59:42] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:09 from level 72.

[01/11/17 22:10:33] MetaNova [65/444] has come upon MJ94 [776/915] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:09:25 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/12/17 10:21:06] MJ94 [377/915] has challenged omnivore [35/119] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:51:23 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/12/17 19:01:27] elbie, dindinx, and Mordraan [1153/1305] have team battled Satoshi, MJ94, and elf [1601/2602] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 19:56:15] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/17 06:18:24] elbie stole MJ94's level 47 ring while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 34 ring behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[01/14/17 13:49:50] Darky, TauPan, and sjums_the_great [1587/1635] have team battled MJ94, Zye, and MadMan [1771/2295] and lost! 0 days, 10:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/17 18:03:17] CornFly [247/932] has challenged MJ94 [93/904] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/14/17 21:30:14] MJ94 [776/904] has come upon Lios [189/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:14:10 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/14/17 21:30:14] MJ94 has dealt Lios a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:41:51 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/15/17 03:45:11] dclaw123 [215/781] has challenged MJ94 [828/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:48 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[01/16/17 11:29:36] MJ94 [741/904] has challenged Cameron_D [91/1328] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:16:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/16/17 16:22:26] HeavyPodda [569/1048] has come upon MJ94 [237/904] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:37:51 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/16/17 17:59:01] MJ94 [524/904] has challenged SchrodingersScat [557/841] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:39:37 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/16/17 23:50:18] Mordraan [140/422] has challenged MJ94 [365/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[01/17/17 00:07:02] max [393/715] has challenged MJ94 [619/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to max's clock.
[01/17/17 01:05:58] Sixbierehomme and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 08:48:43] woonack, khmerboy, and ville [520/1543] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, MJ94, and CornFly [308/2635] and won! 0 days, 15:42:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 13:33:38] khmerboy [244/308] has come upon MJ94 [252/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:36 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[01/18/17 09:53:57] Mordraan, osannatas, and MJ94 [1134/1753] have team battled dclaw123, jstg, and holloway [1862/2064] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 12:20:12] dodobrain, Globalirc, and everbrew [128/2260] have team battled Hydrogenum, PinkiePie, and MJ94 [1133/2044] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 10:44:17] MJ94 and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 11:31:54] MJ94 [87/904] has challenged basepi [40/842] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:39:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/20/17 13:59:36] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:12:34 towards level 73.
[01/20/17 14:50:49] MJ94, Sundance, and Crazycatlady [1001/1956] have team battled holloway, sphere_au, and brycec [1659/1761] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 16:54:15] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:08 towards level 73.
[01/21/17 01:10:27] damyan, dindinx, and Nofew [1306/2572] have team battled Andries, MJ94, and halomademeapc [1671/1985] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 08:39:42] fattrat [800/858] has challenged MJ94 [116/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:32:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/21/17 16:19:48] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:24 from level 73.
[01/22/17 02:53:20] everbrew [29/745] has come upon MJ94 [684/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:04:27 is added to everbrew's clock.
[01/22/17 04:46:56] MJ94 [323/904] has challenged Woona [433/864] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:08:25 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/22/17 07:30:39] Sundance and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 05:59:44] freeboson and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 13:29:25] MJ94 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:39:35 towards level 73.
[01/24/17 11:48:03] MJ94 and Goodkat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 21:44:23] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:34:27 towards level 73.
[01/24/17 22:00:01] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:44 towards level 73.
[01/25/17 10:18:31] Fattyeater [384/491] has come upon MJ94 [568/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:49 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[01/25/17 15:29:34] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:09 towards level 73.
[01/26/17 01:20:30] Chuck [670/816] has challenged MJ94 [319/904] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:54:09 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/26/17 05:05:58] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:03:09 towards level 73.
[01/26/17 10:52:44] MJ94 [109/904] has come upon ville [538/795] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:45:33 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/26/17 15:24:54] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:25:33 towards level 73.
[01/27/17 07:10:58] MJ94 and PocketKiller have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/17 21:50:25] Grums [160/239] has challenged MJ94 [300/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Grums's clock.
[01/28/17 17:46:33] Jareeta, Furry, and Zoddo [2224/2462] have team battled PiotrekD, RedW, and MJ94 [1243/2499] and won! 7 days, 10:42:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 20:20:37] MJ94 lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:15:56 from level 73.
[02/21/17 10:00:44] nickware stole MJ94's level 38 charm while they were sleeping! nickware leaves his old level 35 charm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[02/22/17 07:25:51] MJ94 [871/900] has challenged womblecat [370/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:42:29 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/22/17 22:09:44] Gizmokid2005, TauPan, MJ94, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/17 12:22:02] Milquetoast, womblecat, and MJ94 [1907/2358] have team battled allo, WallIdl, and RBecker [829/2126] and won! 0 days, 01:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 04:41:06] Eldoreth [549/746] has come upon MJ94 [115/900] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:54:45 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/26/17 14:51:55] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:04 towards level 73.
[02/26/17 14:51:58] Killerkid [247/934] has come upon MJ94 [57/900] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:39:18 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/27/17 07:00:45] MJ94 [639/900] has come upon unicron [572/751] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:14:54 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/27/17 16:22:45] MJ94 and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 22:19:07] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 08:21:18] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 22:12:51] MJ94, Lemelisk, and stonehammer [734/2865] have team battled PinkiePie, zokko, and Herb_Tarlek [1657/2128] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/17 18:00:09] Sundance and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/17 20:23:28] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:31 from level 73.
[03/03/17 01:06:47] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:35 towards level 73.
[03/03/17 06:05:35] blind [224/952] has challenged MJ94 [583/900] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to blind's clock.
[03/04/17 01:21:11] MJ94 [708/900] has come upon tmberg [39/875] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:45:18 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/04/17 02:26:58] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:35 towards level 73.
[03/04/17 09:44:26] Nofew [963/1129] has challenged MJ94 [136/900] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/04/17 10:53:38] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:16 towards level 73.
[03/04/17 12:58:20] stonehammer [668/818] has come upon MJ94 [464/900] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:09:32 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[03/05/17 17:01:42] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:26 towards level 73.
[03/05/17 21:53:09] MJ94 [73/900] has challenged Sundance [395/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/07/17 04:17:53] dclaw123 [51/822] has come upon MJ94 [523/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:52:09 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[03/08/17 20:02:55] Bvarne and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 20:32:19] MJ94 and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 05:55:29] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:42 towards level 73.
[03/09/17 07:18:15] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:39 towards level 73.
[03/09/17 11:23:30] Xenthys [197/646] has challenged MJ94 [707/910] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:26:23 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[03/09/17 15:19:32] Jareeta [1021/1101] has come upon MJ94 [235/910] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:01:48 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[03/10/17 04:17:00] Schmolar [11/197] has challenged MJ94 [554/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Schmolar's clock.
[03/12/17 10:46:02] soltys, Iri, and AbacusAvenger [567/1986] have team battled bootdisk, Virtual, and MJ94 [217/2184] and won! 3 days, 05:20:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 18:06:23] D.Va [77/396] has come upon MJ94 [450/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:09 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/13/17 04:00:44] Tratos, theemstra, and pfoley [41/2645] have team battled MJ94, Crazycatlady, and Sundance [325/2198] and lost! 3 days, 19:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/17 17:22:39] MJ94 and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 19:59:56] freeboson [608/651] has challenged MJ94 [826/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:32 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/14/17 03:31:28] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:46 towards level 73.
[03/14/17 16:32:45] sjefen6, pants, and qbit [240/1546] have team battled MJ94, Mrs.BigHead, and GilbertErik [1001/1819] and lost! 1 day, 01:15:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/17 20:38:00] CornFly [74/932] has come upon MJ94 [807/910] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:12:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/17 15:51:11] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:58 towards level 73.
[03/16/17 06:38:17] MJ94 [77/910] has challenged SirMonkeybox [486/918] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/16/17 20:58:00] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 00:08:46] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:23:45 towards level 74.
[03/18/17 19:07:30] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:41:46 towards level 74.
[03/18/17 21:11:07] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:03:30 towards level 74.
[03/19/17 07:58:24] El_Sobaka, Heisenberg, and SudoKing [263/1964] have team battled JuanMaestro, MJ94, and Lemelisk [2006/2418] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 16:15:54] MJ94 and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 22:12:04] Herb_Tarlek, tspange, and theemstra [1782/2498] have team battled basicMiracle, brycec, and MJ94 [1359/2038] and won! 0 days, 06:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 04:15:02] MJ94 and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 09:30:46] Killerkid, Bradicus, and darkmage [638/2540] have team battled Darky, MJ94, and IndigoTiger [1269/2791] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/17 21:45:20] MJ94 and Xethron have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 02:39:10] MJ94 [650/910] has challenged unicron [532/799] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:46:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/06/17 01:33:54] AncalagonThBlack [13/39] has challenged MJ94 [291/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[04/06/17 02:08:11] RistoUuranmaki, MJ94, and GilbertErik [1302/2150] have team battled ohnx, dodobrain, and himuraken [1870/2201] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/17 20:52:27] yasdorian [538/598] has challenged MJ94 [316/910] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:02:23 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[04/06/17 23:42:31] basepi, MJ94, and XenGi [2508/2706] have team battled Gatewayy, osannatas, and Majak [1372/1947] and won! 3 days, 02:09:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 15:13:21] pants, ruan, and Satoshi [1942/1999] have team battled manish17xxx, Ttech, and MJ94 [1608/2718] and won! 1 day, 01:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 19:33:44] holloway, kork, and MJ94 [999/2005] have team battled Chuck, yawgmoth, and Sprort [659/1734] and won! 3 days, 17:27:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 05:11:22] theemstra [465/1008] has challenged MJ94 [757/910] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:37:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/09/17 15:46:13] MJ94 and PriceChild have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 21:47:07] MJ94 [223/910] has come upon LordH [714/1017] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:40:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/10/17 08:04:15] Hydrogenum, Misza, and sasaniak [1483/1871] have team battled MJ94, blizgerg, and Herb_Tarlek [389/2439] and won! 1 day, 14:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 20:25:49] MJ94 [855/910] has challenged dindinx [41/440] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:46:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/11/17 05:28:54] brycec [482/751] has come upon MJ94 [360/910] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:05:35 is removed from brycec's clock.
[04/11/17 18:27:20] mwhahaha, jenksy, and SlowRiot [1284/2474] have team battled Asara, MJ94, and elbie [135/2821] and won! 0 days, 18:51:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 09:35:11] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:53 towards level 74.
[05/03/17 06:26:19] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/17 15:37:20] MJ94 and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 00:10:47] MJ94 [391/910] has challenged Virtual [393/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:03:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/05/17 06:32:38] popey, MJ94, and Chuck [222/2039] have team battled glorgamitch, elf, and Everyman [259/1892] and lost! 0 days, 03:43:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/17 14:18:33] IdleMaster [318/557] has come upon MJ94 [738/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:21 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/06/17 12:07:02] Hydrogenum [39/427] has come upon MJ94 [751/910] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:16:34 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[05/06/17 12:59:53] MJ94 [651/910] has come upon Virtual [197/651] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:47:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/06/17 19:50:09] AncalagonThBlack [431/451] has come upon MJ94 [644/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:30 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/07/17 03:04:14] CornFly [887/943] has come upon MJ94 [446/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:02:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/07/17 04:33:29] MJ94 [108/910] has come upon LegendaryQ [384/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:38:57 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/07/17 08:28:57] gollum [94/407] has come upon MJ94 [231/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:45 is added to gollum's clock.
[05/08/17 15:14:28] MJ94 [219/910] has come upon MadMan [94/797] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:36:56 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/08/17 20:16:20] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 05:24:31] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:15 towards level 74.
[05/10/17 02:56:53] Satoshi [379/765] has challenged MJ94 [225/910] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:04:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/10/17 04:57:36] Firien [704/808] has challenged MJ94 [136/910] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:45:33 is removed from Firien's clock.
[05/11/17 03:05:39] basicMiracle [59/420] has challenged MJ94 [374/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:47:17 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[05/11/17 05:03:46] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 05:52:49] MJ94 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! MJ94's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/17 06:44:48] KingQuackers [101/219] has challenged MJ94 [620/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[05/12/17 16:01:45] MJ94, Oooooog, Woona, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/17 20:20:41] MJ94 [178/905] has come upon Satoshi [674/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/12/17 23:16:56] RedW, suterismus, and theZoMBiE [2026/3139] have team battled stvc, Globalirc, and MJ94 [1186/1939] and won! 0 days, 14:42:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 03:24:08] MJ94 [313/905] has challenged Evrial [428/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/13/17 04:54:59] MJ94 [599/905] has come upon vox [276/1058] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:17:18 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/14/17 14:07:07] MJ94 [133/913] has challenged Bkid [437/936] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/18/17 03:53:04] MJ94 [739/913] has challenged Birdbones [4/905] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:52:44 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/18/17 19:03:06] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:02 towards level 75.
[05/19/17 01:16:16] MJ94 and glook have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 13:15:34] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:04 towards level 75.
[05/22/17 07:19:14] kinopu [55/254] has challenged MJ94 [566/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to kinopu's clock.
[05/22/17 23:29:01] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:19:43 from level 75.
[05/23/17 00:00:28] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:45:28 from level 75.
[05/23/17 02:21:44] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:57 towards level 75.
[05/23/17 09:33:26] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:09 towards level 75.
[05/24/17 02:00:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 05:29:14 from level 75.
[05/24/17 13:45:01] MJ94 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:23:07 from level 75.
[05/25/17 08:52:23] MJ94 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:59:47 towards level 75.
[05/25/17 17:31:04] MJ94 and glook have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 12:41:35] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:17:23 from level 75.
[05/29/17 14:54:00] MJ94 [451/913] has challenged Fattyeater [331/523] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:39:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/30/17 06:11:35] hannesenator [644/1185] has challenged MJ94 [459/913] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:23:28 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[05/30/17 20:14:33] MJ94 [264/913] has challenged Zoddo [418/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:19:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/31/17 06:09:42] ToHellWithGA [396/419] has come upon MJ94 [437/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:26:32 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/01/17 00:20:28] Nofew [619/1131] has challenged MJ94 [251/913] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:18:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/01/17 15:37:25] MJ94 and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 12:07:46] MJ94 [223/913] has come upon Agent86 [166/642] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:28:57 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/02/17 12:27:50] Lios [765/854] has challenged MJ94 [616/913] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:03:12 is removed from Lios's clock.
[06/03/17 08:52:22] MJ94 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:05:21 from level 75.
[06/04/17 07:46:04] AncalagonThBlack [395/654] has challenged MJ94 [808/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/05/17 13:44:36] Doctor [647/961] has come upon MJ94 [21/913] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:54:38 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[06/05/17 17:38:23] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:41:14 from level 75.
[06/06/17 13:07:00] MJ94 [507/913] has come upon Virtual [105/670] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:51:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/07/17 01:15:20] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:15:49 towards level 75.
[06/07/17 20:21:26] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:32 towards level 75.
[06/08/17 02:08:16] neurospex [105/1222] has come upon MJ94 [198/913] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:03:20 is added to neurospex's clock.
[06/08/17 04:49:01] MJ94 [605/913] has challenged vox [524/1061] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:07:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/08/17 07:29:56] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:35 towards level 75.
[06/08/17 08:25:24] Cypher, Bokkie, and bigjay [868/2701] have team battled JensRex, alexj, and MJ94 [1374/2241] and lost! 2 days, 06:28:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 10:49:58] Globalirc [620/728] has challenged MJ94 [98/913] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:33:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/08/17 15:27:25] bigjay [1077/1078] has come upon MJ94 [673/913] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:19:40 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[06/08/17 21:45:39] pixelate, borsin, and jstg [1165/1637] have team battled Crazycatlady, Satoshi, and MJ94 [707/2360] and won! 0 days, 03:12:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 22:00:44] Brainiac, D.Va, and double [2020/2075] have team battled popey, MJ94, and sjums_the_great [1525/1708] and won! 2 days, 20:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 05:55:47] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 06:27:01] Iri [529/559] has challenged MJ94 [464/913] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from Iri's clock.
[06/09/17 13:45:25] Syloq, Lemelisk, and neurospex [1432/2580] have team battled theemstra, MJ94, and Euronur [627/2385] and won! 2 days, 06:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 13:59:25] Asara [318/1147] has come upon MJ94 [70/913] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:42:04 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/12/17 15:59:15] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:49 towards level 75.
[06/12/17 23:55:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 6 days, 03:59:55 toward level 75.
[06/13/17 12:03:40] MJ94 slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! MJ94's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/17 08:18:58] uhmmm, m0shbear, MJ94, and osannatas have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/17 04:24:27] Brady, elf, and Milquetoast [1497/2236] have team battled Doctor, Bl4ckC0r3, and MJ94 [741/2414] and won! 0 days, 01:34:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 13:16:22] kline [438/467] has challenged MJ94 [469/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:36 is added to kline's clock.
[06/16/17 15:20:24] MJ94 [141/908] has challenged AbacusAvenger [274/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/17/17 23:48:54] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:56 towards level 75.
[06/18/17 01:27:32] MJ94 and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 02:15:10] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:19 towards level 75.
[06/19/17 04:27:13] MJ94 [835/908] has challenged idisjunction [730/1080] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/19/17 19:23:15] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:08:01 towards level 76.
[06/20/17 05:44:02] Zaratustra and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 06:53:58] MJ94, Crazycatlady, and awgh [677/2156] have team battled dindinx, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1010/1810] and lost! 1 day, 10:09:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 02:20:13] Avon, Skyie, and BronyDee [1627/2280] have team battled AbacusAvenger, MJ94, and Torgeir [1962/2099] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/17 08:23:27] MJ94 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 22:18:19] Ephod, GilbertErik, and MJ94 [1219/1841] have team battled Avon, Lios, and Boohbah [2796/2883] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 04:34:01] Lnk [495/511] has challenged MJ94 [880/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:26:12 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/24/17 19:29:08] pants [136/740] has come upon MJ94 [238/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:50:13 is added to pants's clock.
[06/25/17 03:22:43] robox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 00:25:33] nickware [492/559] has come upon MJ94 [300/908] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:44:36 is removed from nickware's clock.
[06/28/17 06:25:43] RBecker [597/783] has challenged MJ94 [67/908] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:05:21 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[06/28/17 20:28:02] MJ94 [216/908] has challenged cirdan [220/848] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:57:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/29/17 05:29:29] dclaw123 [472/880] has challenged MJ94 [865/908] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:21:53 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[06/30/17 18:08:46] Xethron, dindinx, and LegendaryQ [1156/1803] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, tspange, and MJ94 [1989/2381] and lost! 1 day, 20:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/17 00:22:43] MJ94 and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 13:09:01] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:34 towards level 76.
[07/01/17 18:55:11] jessy08 [28/59] has challenged MJ94 [663/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to jessy08's clock.
[07/03/17 01:45:06] uhmmm [512/621] has challenged MJ94 [73/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:27 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[07/03/17 02:07:40] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:19:20 towards level 76.
[07/03/17 07:07:09] codedeeply [31/34] has challenged MJ94 [554/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[07/03/17 16:47:30] MJ94 [871/908] has challenged elf [214/879] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:26:50 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/04/17 09:47:55] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:53 towards level 76.
[07/04/17 12:05:07] MadMan, MJ94, and Bl4ckC0r3 [917/2422] have team battled elbie, Firien, and pixelate [2024/2096] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/17 12:06:04] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:14:12 from level 76.
[07/05/17 00:52:00] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:30 towards level 76.
[07/06/17 06:44:13] Milquetoast [773/909] has come upon MJ94 [6/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:13:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/06/17 06:47:14] idisjunction [722/1080] has come upon MJ94 [775/908] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:08:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/07/17 19:30:31] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:15 towards level 76.
[07/07/17 19:53:44] MJ94 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:46:24 from level 76.
[07/07/17 20:29:49] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:08:03 towards level 76.
[07/08/17 13:02:37] MJ94 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:00:46 from level 76.
[07/09/17 01:30:50] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:10 towards level 76.
[07/09/17 05:06:26] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:05:26 from level 76.
[07/09/17 07:33:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 20 days, 03:27:12 toward level 76.
[07/11/17 12:44:49] MJ94 [441/908] has come upon Azerothian [345/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:28:52 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/11/17 17:05:54] Heisenberg [516/965] has come upon MJ94 [890/909] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:52:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/12/17 05:23:48] SpikeX, MJ94, and J [1820/1835] have team battled glorgamitch, grdryn, and Milquetoast [775/2031] and won! 0 days, 20:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 06:20:12] MJ94 [669/909] has challenged kenyon [51/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:23:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/13/17 19:49:47] MJ94 and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 21:36:41] yasdorian [382/532] has come upon MJ94 [633/909] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:59:21 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[07/15/17 07:30:42] idisjunction [1070/1080] has come upon MJ94 [499/909] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:03:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/16/17 06:06:37] abra0, MJ94, and robox [1070/2636] have team battled sbp, uhmmm, and basepi [1289/2088] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 09:16:12] simple [358/897] has come upon MJ94 [59/909] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:09:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/17/17 15:29:55] MJ94 [332/909] has come upon Cypher [128/1021] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/17/17 22:22:30] JensRex, Gatewayy, and idlerpgww [1075/2196] have team battled theZoMBiE, Brady, and MJ94 [2129/2396] and lost! 2 days, 10:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/17 04:19:29] MJ94 [490/909] has challenged Fluttershy [485/894] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/18/17 13:35:12] MJ94 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:48:19 from level 77.
[07/19/17 09:48:53] MJ94 [739/909] has come upon m0shbear [120/657] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:19:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/20/17 02:12:23] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:38:35 towards level 77.
[07/20/17 18:56:03] brendan [734/1353] has come upon MJ94 [229/909] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:01:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/21/17 04:01:07] adamchainz [265/300] has challenged MJ94 [344/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/21/17 04:51:18] Nistur [210/229] has challenged MJ94 [327/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/22/17 01:54:02] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 08:08:18] Andries [572/771] has challenged MJ94 [549/909] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:47:00 is removed from Andries's clock.
[07/22/17 15:09:26] hannesenator [70/1168] has challenged MJ94 [723/909] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:01:56 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/22/17 17:03:55] imr [109/227] has come upon MJ94 [647/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:19 is added to imr's clock.
[07/23/17 05:11:42] Andries [490/771] has challenged MJ94 [624/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:42:14 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/23/17 20:46:19] MJ94 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:59:07 from level 77.
[07/24/17 00:39:08] TauPan, SynthesizerPatel, and Sixbierehomme [282/2154] have team battled himuraken, kork, and MJ94 [121/2049] and won! 7 days, 20:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 01:52:14] freeboson and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 08:35:46] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:26:45 from level 77.
[07/28/17 12:28:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 17 days, 02:10:18 toward level 77.
[07/28/17 19:34:25] pfoley [495/651] has challenged MJ94 [184/909] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:43 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[07/30/17 05:40:02] MJ94 [289/909] has challenged Avocet [533/605] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:43:16 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/30/17 21:42:38] Asara [1049/1168] has challenged MJ94 [285/909] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:58:17 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/31/17 23:30:11] MJ94 [435/909] has come upon LordH [62/1027] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:42:00 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/01/17 06:03:48] Jay [104/211] has challenged MJ94 [666/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Jay's clock.
[08/01/17 08:58:00] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:21:26 from level 77.
[08/01/17 16:49:56] MJ94 [431/909] has challenged meffe [64/187] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:41:46 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/02/17 18:28:31] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:03 towards level 77.
[08/02/17 22:20:09] Bl4ckC0r3, PinkiePie, and Ttech [2238/2710] have team battled MJ94, sbp, and Globalirc [2156/2219] and won! 0 days, 22:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 00:08:19] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:14 towards level 77.
[08/03/17 12:44:02] djm and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 20:59:01] brycec [462/782] has challenged MJ94 [209/909] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:44:05 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/04/17 01:59:56] MJ94 [9/909] has challenged blizgerg [115/1098] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:11:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/05/17 01:01:41] MJ94 and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 04:47:44] SchrodingersScat [646/891] has come upon MJ94 [61/909] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:45:49 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/05/17 18:52:20] Firien [180/839] has come upon MJ94 [392/909] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:47:54 is added to Firien's clock.
[08/07/17 04:26:52] MJ94 broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:41 from level 77.
[08/07/17 07:13:15] CornFly, Skyie, and MJ94 [192/2571] have team battled dclaw123, SirMonkeybox, and vox [2458/2895] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 06:52:33] MJ94 [218/909] has come upon ncarl747 [598/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:27:51 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/08/17 18:19:09] MJ94 [597/909] has challenged Zaratustra [20/1134] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:04:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/09/17 23:26:38] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:58:28 towards level 77.
[08/10/17 15:28:03] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:29 towards level 77.
[08/10/17 23:44:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 5 days, 09:45:32 toward level 77.
[08/11/17 03:37:16] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/17 11:30:22] AncalagonThBlack [595/652] has challenged MJ94 [92/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:06 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[08/11/17 22:36:04] MJ94 [861/913] has come upon m0shbear [219/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:18:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/12/17 02:32:59] MJ94 [582/913] has challenged Heisenberg [772/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/12/17 06:06:32] os-5185 [395/404] has come upon MJ94 [465/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:41 is added to os-5185's clock.
[08/12/17 16:35:18] freeboson [351/827] has challenged MJ94 [119/913] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:25:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/13/17 01:44:20] vegadark [465/497] has come upon MJ94 [603/913] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:37:23 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/13/17 01:55:58] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:03 towards level 77.
[08/13/17 04:08:55] MJ94 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 16:40:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 1 day, 20:38:01 toward level 77.
[08/14/17 14:05:46] bigjay, AbrahamLinksys, and kork [1547/2037] have team battled MJ94, Geela, and MetaNova [394/1994] and won! 0 days, 04:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 02:39:22] MJ94 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 08:42:09] MJ94 [226/913] has come upon dclaw123 [29/888] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:08 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/16/17 11:17:57] HeavyPodda [221/1186] has come upon MJ94 [214/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:37 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/16/17 15:24:13] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:27 from level 77.
[08/16/17 15:29:32] MJ94 and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/17 19:49:06] MJ94, XJR-9, Satoshi, and dwfreed have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/17 23:01:35] TheUnforgiven, woonack, and MJ94 [81/1633] have team battled droogie, JoshuaACasey, and Brady [26/1549] and won! 0 days, 00:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 19:26:33] Meta [111/907] has come upon MJ94 [526/913] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:00:20 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/20/17 13:50:27] max, Fluttershy, and Realmy [1283/2637] have team battled Crazycatlady, bigjay, and MJ94 [83/2715] and won! 2 days, 06:06:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/17 16:15:59] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/17 18:16:44] MJ94 [861/917] has challenged nickware [276/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:33 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/21/17 22:47:41] Darky [401/916] has come upon MJ94 [618/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:13:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/22/17 09:21:47] MJ94 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/17 11:37:37] MJ94 lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:07 from level 77.
[08/22/17 17:24:12] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:32 from level 77.
[08/22/17 20:52:25] Euronur, HeavyPodda, and eva42 [3019/3138] have team battled jamesl, Chuck, and MJ94 [1063/2075] and won! 0 days, 09:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/17 13:10:36] Majak [115/474] has come upon MJ94 [153/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:41:15 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/23/17 13:30:23] MJ94 [730/921] has challenged sigmg [406/540] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:21:50 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/23/17 20:26:12] RistoUuranmaki [335/760] has come upon MJ94 [117/921] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:09:29 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/24/17 13:28:06] MJ94 [15/921] has challenged elf [3/899] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:12:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/24/17 18:28:56] valdur55 [531/670] has challenged MJ94 [699/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:39 is added to valdur55's clock.
[08/24/17 18:40:06] Elgo [145/342] has come upon MJ94 [724/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:35 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/26/17 04:34:44] MJ94 [791/921] has challenged BronyDee [83/602] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:27:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/26/17 08:14:50] MJ94 broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:41:44 from level 78.
[08/26/17 22:35:19] thomasross [10/31] has challenged MJ94 [364/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to thomasross's clock.
[08/26/17 23:18:21] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:50:46 towards level 78.
[08/27/17 08:39:35] vegadark [456/495] has challenged MJ94 [712/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:09:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/27/17 11:15:54] MJ94, Zye, and Bkid [1754/2519] have team battled Xenthys, TheUnforgiven, and Avocet [153/1659] and won! 4 days, 06:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 15:27:06] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:47:37 towards level 78.
[08/28/17 07:09:53] Khorne [336/577] has come upon MJ94 [173/921] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:14:38 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[08/28/17 15:44:59] ToHellWithGA [63/448] has challenged MJ94 [457/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:02 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/29/17 00:46:33] Mateusz [306/840] has challenged MJ94 [863/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:57 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/29/17 05:07:32] Herb_Tarlek [679/684] has come upon MJ94 [680/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:20:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/29/17 06:24:26] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:28:51 towards level 78.
[08/29/17 18:43:19] MJ94 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:07:17 from level 78.
[08/30/17 02:39:47] mwhahaha [296/635] has come upon MJ94 [359/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:15:49 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/15/17 10:59:30] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:52:05 towards level 78.
[09/15/17 23:09:39] MJ94 [283/921] has challenged J [61/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:12:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/19/17 10:35:14] wulk [204/454] has challenged MJ94 [263/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:24 is added to wulk's clock.
[09/19/17 23:35:00] AngryParsley [319/976] has come upon MJ94 [565/926] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:53:20 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/20/17 03:52:24] Darky, ToHellWithGA, and MJ94 [1837/2325] have team battled Euronur, Pici, and brycec [1269/2596] and won! 7 days, 08:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 05:31:39] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 08:15:07] MJ94 and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 03:25:16] MJ94 and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 04:48:51] MJ94 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:28:26 from level 78.
[09/21/17 21:51:43] MJ94 and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 03:25:39] brycec, sigmg, and b00 [625/1492] have team battled loomysh, MJ94, and Vroomfondel [771/1723] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/17 18:32:14] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:58 from level 78.
[09/24/17 19:53:41] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:04 towards level 78.
[10/01/17 08:50:26] Crazycatlady [305/653] has come upon MJ94 [519/926] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:40:50 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/01/17 15:14:47] MJ94, Cameron_D, and Mithkabob [1240/2965] have team battled Ttech, KeboDK, and Khorne [629/3203] and won! 1 day, 06:11:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 01:31:54] MJ94 [323/926] has come upon canton7 [92/815] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:29:14 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/03/17 12:03:53] rxcomm, MJ94, and yano [343/2451] have team battled Syloq, MetaNova, and sjefen6 [745/1647] and lost! 3 days, 06:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 00:27:37] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:15:07 towards level 78.
[10/04/17 13:22:46] sartan, Antium, and SirMonkeybox [903/2491] have team battled J, Mateusz, and MJ94 [318/2553] and won! 0 days, 04:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 04:28:05] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:43 towards level 78.
[10/05/17 15:27:31] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:09 towards level 78.
[10/06/17 18:46:31] Ttech, tspange, and brycec [1823/3118] have team battled MJ94, RedW, and IndigoTiger [1533/2934] and won! 0 days, 21:17:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 14:44:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 1 day, 17:01:56 toward level 78.
[10/09/17 20:27:25] MJ94 [838/926] has come upon damyan [62/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:17:03 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/10/17 00:55:58] CornFly, pants, and Sundance [131/2536] have team battled MJ94, sbp, and xayto [1010/1685] and lost! 1 day, 13:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 01:44:19] Misza, Sticky, and mwhahaha [1114/2192] have team battled Kylie, MJ94, and ohnx [2081/2339] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 09:55:55] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 01:09:43] Taffer [302/763] has come upon MJ94 [422/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:50:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/11/17 17:49:41] woonack [414/459] has challenged MJ94 [874/937] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:42:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/11/17 18:50:00] canton7 [115/815] has challenged MJ94 [849/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:12:57 is added to canton7's clock.
[10/14/17 04:42:19] xa, MJ94, and b00 [495/1861] have team battled sjefen6, JuanMaestro, and RistoUuranmaki [1000/1898] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 15:50:26] loomysh [266/480] has come upon MJ94 [390/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:54:37 is added to loomysh's clock.
[10/15/17 16:44:36] ruan stole MJ94's level 53 set of leggings while they were sleeping! ruan leaves his old level 39 set of leggings behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[10/16/17 06:43:48] hannesenator [864/1210] has come upon MJ94 [433/921] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:22:11 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[10/16/17 21:40:30] MadMan, Darky, and Ninetales [1125/2303] have team battled Syloq, MJ94, and manish17xxx [1436/2124] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 01:56:20] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:57 from level 78.
[10/19/17 12:51:33] Dork_Knight [331/474] has come upon MJ94 [706/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:26 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/19/17 21:03:17] zankore, vox, and Azerothian [1751/2481] have team battled MJ94, canton7, and Xenthys [2436/2610] and lost! 2 days, 00:10:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/17 01:51:27] SlowRiot and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/17 15:41:53] MJ94 [261/921] has challenged sbp [445/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:39:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/21/17 01:02:33] MJ94, sasaniak, Heisenberg, and Cameron_D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/17 12:49:57] Majak, AngryParsley, and bl4ckscor3 [947/1999] have team battled Xenthys, djm, and MJ94 [1411/2264] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/17 20:04:58] Zoddo [673/763] has come upon MJ94 [917/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:57:30 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[10/22/17 16:51:57] Eiam and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/17 02:40:23] megaprogman [60/67] has challenged MJ94 [584/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to megaprogman's clock.
[10/23/17 07:01:35] MJ94 [324/921] has challenged Zye [284/811] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:41:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/23/17 12:56:59] MJ94 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:52 towards level 78.
[10/23/17 15:37:25] MJ94 [488/924] has challenged Euronur [646/692] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:49:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/24/17 04:57:03] sigmg [78/550] has challenged MJ94 [273/924] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to sigmg's clock.
[10/24/17 14:46:05] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:30:09 towards level 79.
[10/24/17 16:16:09] MJ94 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:48:19 from level 79.
[10/25/17 09:17:06] MJ94 [115/924] has challenged AbacusAvenger [544/867] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:18:19 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/25/17 13:18:22] MJ94 [288/924] has challenged damyan [546/760] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:06:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/25/17 21:33:10] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:50:20 towards level 79.
[10/26/17 20:58:52] LordH, Birdbones, and MJ94 [2562/2916] have team battled elf, Heisenberg, and Agent86 [946/2372] and won! 2 days, 22:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 00:54:10] MJ94, borsin, RedW, and Lnk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/17 11:34:55] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:07:04 from level 79.
[10/27/17 15:02:23] MJ94 [356/924] has come upon sjefen6 [390/424] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:41:31 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/29/17 01:34:51] ncarl747, Vroomfondel, and Azerothian [1649/1891] have team battled MJ94, Khorne, and simple [1689/2451] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/17 17:56:01] neurospex, RBecker, and MJ94 [2170/2816] have team battled kensington, droogie, and Gatewayy [1312/2549] and won! 0 days, 04:12:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/17 23:32:42] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:16:30 towards level 79.
[10/30/17 13:18:49] irix [191/1018] has challenged MJ94 [444/918] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:34:44 is added to irix's clock.
[10/30/17 20:52:38] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:00 towards level 79.
[10/31/17 10:03:39] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:56:01 towards level 79.
[10/31/17 20:15:07] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:02:25 towards level 79.
[11/01/17 17:17:40] coco [18/301] has challenged MJ94 [439/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to coco's clock.
[11/02/17 22:54:01] MJ94 and megaprogman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 10:36:05] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:19:58 towards level 79.
[11/03/17 14:50:17] MJ94 [634/918] has challenged RBecker [303/798] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:41:31 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/03/17 23:53:18] MJ94 [248/918] has challenged MrGlass [364/799] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:04:46 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/04/17 05:16:35] blizgerg, Agent86, and Andries [1547/2497] have team battled noother, JuanMaestro, and MJ94 [42/2236] and won! 2 days, 01:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 18:29:10] MJ94 [343/918] has come upon LegendaryQ [76/472] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:59:45 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/07/17 19:26:57] sjefen6 [356/422] has challenged MJ94 [140/918] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:29:07 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/08/17 15:15:44] Lnk, MJ94, and AbrahamLinksys [1881/2240] have team battled theemstra, Heisenberg, and Globalirc [2217/2360] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/17 11:33:00] xayto [195/358] has challenged MJ94 [165/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:15 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/10/17 12:59:45] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:59:45 towards level 79.
[11/10/17 19:01:40] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:43:40 towards level 79.
[11/11/17 19:00:32] MJ94 [540/918] has challenged pixelate [443/498] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:37:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/14/17 02:11:53] freeboson and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 14:59:03] canton7 [16/815] has challenged MJ94 [725/918] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/15/17 03:01:22] MJ94 [259/918] has come upon Cypher [525/1061] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:48:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/15/17 08:28:20] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:14:50 towards level 79.
[11/16/17 06:18:59] ncarl747, MJ94, and ToHellWithGA [519/2219] have team battled Mirc0p, Khorne, and bl4ckscor3 [1106/1972] and lost! 2 days, 08:53:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/17 14:59:10] MJ94 slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! MJ94's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/17 15:39:47] MJ94 [420/914] has challenged Lnk [389/641] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:31:45 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/16/17 17:26:49] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:05:58 from level 79.
[11/16/17 18:08:47] himuraken [82/908] has challenged MJ94 [607/914] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to himuraken's clock.
[11/18/17 02:46:35] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:17 towards level 79.
[11/18/17 16:58:46] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:05:18 towards level 79.
[11/19/17 14:26:51] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:32 towards level 79.
[11/20/17 14:31:58] dax, MJ94, Atan, and JensRex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/17 21:13:58] MJ94 [102/914] has challenged manish17xxx [373/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:00 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/22/17 02:23:21] Meta [729/1029] has come upon MJ94 [125/914] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:20:20 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/23/17 08:34:14] MJ94 [855/914] has challenged Khorne [26/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:08:22 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/23/17 10:20:22] MJ94, idisjunction, Lios, and Dork_Knight have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/17 23:30:30] himuraken [184/908] has come upon MJ94 [9/914] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:42:21 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[11/25/17 14:07:26] MJ94 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:25:09 from level 79.
[11/26/17 14:01:23] MJ94, J, and damyan [799/2305] have team battled soltys, Euronur, and elbie [173/1930] and won! 1 day, 10:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 23:14:29] Brady [336/614] has come upon MJ94 [245/914] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:24:02 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/29/17 23:54:23] Jandre [232/258] has challenged MJ94 [332/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Jandre's clock.
[11/30/17 16:48:57] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 02:02:00] djm, el, and Herb_Tarlek [1045/1759] have team battled WallIdl, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [1182/2685] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/17 14:42:34] MJ94 [405/914] has challenged Darky [645/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/02/17 06:33:34] djm and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 23:59:36] hoglahoo [43/279] has challenged MJ94 [600/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[12/05/17 02:55:14] david [359/586] has come upon MJ94 [108/926] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:18:46 is removed from david's clock.
[12/05/17 16:14:30] qwerty [200/320] has come upon MJ94 [360/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:35 is added to qwerty's clock.
[12/05/17 16:16:25] idlerpgww, Eiam, and CornFly [808/2247] have team battled valdur55, MJ94, and Asara [850/2892] and lost! 1 day, 06:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 02:27:44] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:00 towards level 79.
[12/06/17 04:14:02] allo, Avon, and qwerty [1484/2043] have team battled vrillusions, MJ94, and garywhite [563/2253] and won! 0 days, 11:39:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/17 21:42:26] dindinx [40/576] has come upon MJ94 [523/926] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:40:45 is added to dindinx's clock.
[12/07/17 09:33:03] MJ94 [138/926] has challenged Zaratustra [191/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/07/17 23:18:37] glorgamitch, MJ94, Gatewayy, and loomysh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/17 12:30:55] Tenorman [490/1035] has come upon MJ94 [445/926] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:00:40 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/08/17 12:30:55] Tenorman has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:45:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/08/17 22:27:25] Megumin [10/117] has challenged MJ94 [832/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to Megumin's clock.
[12/10/17 02:56:33] MJ94 [676/926] has challenged Avocet [474/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:35 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/10/17 10:58:50] AngryParsley, Majak, and unicron [1672/2167] have team battled Eldoreth, Dalai, and MJ94 [1627/2373] and won! 1 day, 02:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 11:35:55] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:20 towards level 79.
[12/10/17 21:47:02] MJ94 [443/992] has challenged Andries [16/800] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/11/17 11:13:39] MJ94 [347/992] has come upon Sixbierehomme [161/636] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:48:36 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/12/17 08:17:19] CYBERIA [149/181] has challenged MJ94 [273/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to CYBERIA's clock.
[12/12/17 09:39:22] Ttech, Meta, and qwerty [559/2992] have team battled RBecker, Majak, and MJ94 [141/2218] and won! 0 days, 04:48:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 14:43:03] MJ94 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:34:39 from level 80.
[12/12/17 17:18:35] Elgo [400/414] has challenged MJ94 [772/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:39 is added to Elgo's clock.
[12/12/17 21:44:28] TauPan [488/580] has come upon MJ94 [234/992] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:19:33 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[12/13/17 07:23:37] KeboDK [470/1004] has challenged MJ94 [218/992] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:12:05 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/13/17 11:21:48] Lnk [127/661] has come upon MJ94 [213/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:45:38 is added to Lnk's clock.
[12/15/17 09:41:18] TauPan [70/580] has challenged MJ94 [115/992] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:07:57 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/17/17 15:45:34] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 04:38:06] sunri5e, Gizmokid2005, and MJ94 [380/2513] have team battled D.Va, zid, and tmberg [1543/2369] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/17 10:17:05] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:26:10 towards level 80.
[12/20/17 11:13:31] MJ94, D.Va, and pants [2386/2432] have team battled vegadark, hannesenator, and ruan [2174/2526] and won! 6 days, 10:30:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 16:03:28] elbie [456/640] has come upon MJ94 [693/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:29:46 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/21/17 17:08:28] MJ94 [259/992] has challenged kensington [900/920] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:27:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/21/17 20:43:28] MJ94 [20/992] has come upon lipek [266/1200] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:00:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/21/17 22:55:37] MJ94 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:29:14 from level 80.
[12/22/17 18:26:48] manish17xxx, MJ94, and allo [986/2205] have team battled zid, tspange, and koyaan [152/2019] and won! 1 day, 21:45:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 07:33:49] Bob [417/541] has come upon MJ94 [609/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:15 is added to Bob's clock.
[12/23/17 12:15:23] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:29:15 towards level 80.
[12/23/17 15:33:28] suterismus [1307/1352] has come upon MJ94 [489/992] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:55:52 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/23/17 18:26:51] MJ94 [85/992] has challenged woonack [107/463] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:06:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/24/17 21:40:25] Oakfeather [18/30] has challenged MJ94 [130/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Oakfeather's clock.
[12/26/17 11:48:15] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:05:12 towards level 80.
[12/27/17 17:09:23] MJ94, sunri5e, and Heisenberg [825/2483] have team battled Cypher, zankore, and Atan [494/2522] and won! 2 days, 21:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 13:06:45] MJ94 [740/992] has challenged Flonk [140/378] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:24:03 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/28/17 14:56:51] MJ94 [551/992] has come upon damyan [700/774] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:04:30 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/29/17 14:14:48] MJ94 [39/992] has challenged Vroomfondel [256/579] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:49:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/30/17 19:30:03] MJ94 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:09:31 from level 80.
[12/31/17 04:06:02] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:50:06 towards level 80.
[01/02/18 09:16:13] Meta, Gerdesas, and holloway [499/2579] have team battled Nofew, MJ94, and zankore [1738/3013] and lost! 2 days, 04:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/18 23:04:14] adamchainz [159/578] has challenged MJ94 [198/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:03:59 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[01/04/18 01:15:33] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:58:14 towards level 80.
[01/04/18 18:37:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 21:48:58 from level 80.
[01/04/18 23:28:31] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 23:14:06] MJ94 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 15:41:28] MJ94 [548/992] has challenged Euronur [477/734] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:23:36 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/06/18 22:00:21] MJ94 and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 16:46:43] vegadark, vrillusions, and Ttech [978/3149] have team battled Sixbierehomme, MJ94, and Killerkid [993/2331] and lost! 2 days, 09:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/18 20:24:05] Roxana [118/310] has challenged MJ94 [776/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Roxana's clock.
[01/09/18 21:09:39] MJ94 [526/992] has challenged vrillusions [1021/1044] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:32:25 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/10/18 14:27:17] zankore [311/858] has come upon MJ94 [668/992] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:23:20 is added to zankore's clock.
[01/10/18 16:06:47] Realmy [450/1048] has come upon MJ94 [863/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:36 is added to Realmy's clock.
[01/10/18 22:03:36] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:07:15 towards level 80.
[01/11/18 02:38:52] holloway [576/947] has come upon MJ94 [214/992] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:06 is removed from holloway's clock.
[01/13/18 04:30:08] exa, pants, and MJ94 [971/2747] have team battled TauPan, Globalirc, and Iri [904/1901] and won! 0 days, 02:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 13:02:17] MJ94 [59/992] has challenged exa [800/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:43:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/15/18 13:43:13] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:10 towards level 80.
[01/16/18 15:19:17] MJ94 and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 07:59:18] hoglahoo, bootdisk, and Milquetoast [495/2283] have team battled Lios, MJ94, and Nistur [655/2267] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 12:01:52] lightstalker [96/335] has come upon MJ94 [130/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:07:08 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[01/18/18 17:42:21] IdleMaster [114/609] has come upon MJ94 [233/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/19/18 05:53:15] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 16:51:39] MJ94 [128/992] has challenged Flonk [89/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:10:10 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/20/18 10:01:23] el [237/455] has come upon MJ94 [435/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:17:10 is added to el's clock.
[01/21/18 05:26:44] ishanyx [446/638] has challenged MJ94 [121/992] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[01/22/18 23:36:58] Nistur [105/469] has challenged MJ94 [545/1001] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to Nistur's clock.
[01/23/18 23:33:38] MJ94 left their weapon out in the rain to rust! MJ94's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/18 03:37:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 4 days, 22:41:23 toward level 80.
[01/24/18 10:31:23] Bradicus, blizgerg, and LordH [1125/2836] have team battled Khorne, MJ94, and tmberg [998/2926] and won! 1 day, 23:49:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 15:48:46] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:19 towards level 80.
[01/25/18 07:47:13] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:50 towards level 80.
[01/25/18 11:56:20] Gizmokid2005 [518/917] has come upon MJ94 [605/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:08:40 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/26/18 13:38:22] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:59 from level 80.
[01/26/18 20:17:56] IndigoTiger [225/1062] has come upon MJ94 [263/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:47 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[01/27/18 07:48:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 5 days, 15:18:55 toward level 80.
[01/28/18 05:34:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 19:05:58 toward level 80.
[01/28/18 19:58:53] MJ94 [817/994] has challenged IdleMaster [253/729] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/28/18 20:28:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 36 days, 21:18:00 toward level 81.
[02/01/18 18:37:03] tmberg [169/918] has challenged MJ94 [120/994] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:09:39 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[02/03/18 09:08:29] bootdisk stole MJ94's level 137 amulet while they were sleeping! bootdisk leaves their old level 63 amulet behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[02/03/18 13:30:38] lakwatsero [46/332] has challenged MJ94 [819/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[02/03/18 13:47:29] Birdbones stole MJ94's level 250 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves their old level 60 pair of boots behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[02/04/18 09:58:35] basicMiracle [264/481] has challenged MJ94 [218/704] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:40:15 is removed from basicMiracle's clock.
[02/04/18 11:44:11] MJ94 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:10 from level 81.
[02/04/18 16:13:07] qbit, allo, and TauPan [847/1835] have team battled SirMonkeybox, MJ94, and exa [1610/2206] and lost! 2 days, 11:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 21:02:12] glorgamitch [125/697] has challenged MJ94 [649/704] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:25:55 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[02/05/18 19:03:47] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:11 from level 81.
[02/06/18 15:55:41] double, RBecker, and theemstra [1981/2386] have team battled Flonk, mordac, and MJ94 [2034/2214] and lost! 2 days, 00:41:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 09:08:22] PinkiePie, Cypher, and JensRex [1257/3032] have team battled MJ94, IdleMaster, and lipek [1787/2668] and lost! 1 day, 08:28:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 11:09:22] double, Cameron_D, and MJ94 [3029/3097] have team battled dindinx, ruan, and LegendaryQ [1126/1898] and won! 2 days, 06:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/18 14:42:07] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:18 from level 81.
[02/08/18 01:29:19] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:37 towards level 81.
[02/08/18 12:27:30] lipek [65/1235] has challenged MJ94 [260/704] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:14:33 is added to lipek's clock.
[02/09/18 19:39:07] MJ94 [265/704] has challenged freeboson [369/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:01 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/10/18 09:54:44] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:19:08 from level 81.
[02/10/18 13:44:52] MJ94, AngryParsley, and dclaw123 [768/2589] have team battled h00k, vegadark, and Majak [820/1890] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/18 00:47:21] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:01 from level 81.
[02/12/18 19:03:15] adamchainz [464/573] has come upon MJ94 [414/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:29:29 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[02/13/18 17:47:21] buksi [229/340] has challenged MJ94 [701/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/14/18 09:28:52] awgh [433/847] has come upon MJ94 [669/707] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:57:09 is added to awgh's clock.
[02/14/18 21:22:36] MJ94 [557/707] has come upon qbit [110/784] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:00 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/14/18 22:15:07] PiotrekD, Virtual, and dax [1784/1975] have team battled MJ94, suterismus, and vegadark [2386/2649] and lost! 0 days, 23:08:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/18 06:10:57] MJ94 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:01 from level 81.
[02/15/18 07:05:59] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:00:23 from level 81.
[02/15/18 10:04:14] MJ94 [665/707] has come upon SN4T14 [715/774] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:37:30 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/15/18 11:50:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 13:22:28 from level 81.
[02/15/18 19:35:42] nfsnobody [16/730] has come upon MJ94 [333/707] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:34:47 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[02/15/18 20:54:28] idisjunction, MJ94, and brycec [1385/2439] have team battled glorgamitch, manish17xxx, and charitwo [445/2016] and won! 1 day, 04:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 02:04:41] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:57 towards level 81.
[02/16/18 21:00:59] ruan [325/868] has come upon MJ94 [651/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:33:30 is added to ruan's clock.
[02/17/18 14:17:48] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:29 towards level 81.
[02/17/18 17:17:07] MJ94 and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 21:58:58] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:53:15 towards level 81.
[02/18/18 01:13:54] ishanyx, MJ94, brycec, and PiotrekD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/18 01:10:50] MJ94 and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/18 07:04:49] MJ94 [231/717] has challenged dax [486/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/20/18 23:56:53] Lnk, PinkiePie, and MJ94 [2115/2267] have team battled qbit, Bradicus, and pfoley [1168/2171] and won! 1 day, 06:25:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 21:28:48] vox [379/1188] has challenged MJ94 [289/717] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from vox's clock.
[02/22/18 00:21:59] MJ94 and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 00:27:43] MJ94 [645/717] has challenged vegadark [444/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:59 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/22/18 06:12:40] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:29 towards level 81.
[02/22/18 13:25:47] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:36 towards level 81.
[02/23/18 02:46:06] MJ94 and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 20:17:05] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:47 towards level 81.
[02/24/18 00:44:42] MJ94 [398/717] has challenged Fluttershy [962/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:00 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/24/18 19:34:55] MJ94 [160/717] has challenged LukeLR [276/502] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:15:56 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/24/18 19:49:34] awgh [349/847] has challenged MJ94 [545/717] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:14:15 is added to awgh's clock.
[02/25/18 03:11:14] KeboDK, yano, and Zaratustra [1321/2666] have team battled MJ94, pants, and SlowRiot [1392/2483] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/18 06:35:04] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:41:21 towards level 82.
[02/25/18 18:35:41] Bradicus, MJ94, max, and Sharky4 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 20:56:19] MJ94 [34/717] has challenged elf [826/915] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:13:57 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/26/18 09:52:43] Fluttershy, pants, and ishanyx [880/2525] have team battled MJ94, Wario, and JensRex [720/2021] and won! 3 days, 14:51:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 09:07:05] Khorne [901/1014] has challenged MJ94 [256/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:03 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/27/18 20:13:07] xayto, Lemelisk, and MJ94 [2189/2544] have team battled elf, KeboDK, and Ais [334/2146] and won! 0 days, 23:48:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 01:25:01] Lemelisk [863/1107] has come upon MJ94 [291/717] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:37:03 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/28/18 14:29:18] simple, Tenorman, and ilbelkyr [2039/2661] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and MJ94 [593/3001] and won! 0 days, 13:55:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 21:44:44] sigmg, dax, and bigjay [1040/2630] have team battled tmberg, MJ94, and Bob [41/2391] and won! 0 days, 10:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 00:52:39] el [122/481] has come upon MJ94 [339/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:47 is added to el's clock.
[03/01/18 21:28:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 8 days, 07:07:03 toward level 82.
[03/03/18 10:21:57] AbacusAvenger, sunri5e, and Bradicus [637/2209] have team battled MJ94, zid, and el [1571/2209] and lost! 1 day, 06:51:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 13:57:18] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:26:23 towards level 82.
[03/03/18 15:02:43] MJ94 and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/18 05:55:42] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:49 towards level 82.
[03/04/18 15:51:05] Cypher100 [6/8] has challenged MJ94 [452/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Cypher100's clock.
[03/04/18 17:47:22] MJ94 [713/717] has challenged WallIdl [222/932] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:53:15 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/04/18 23:49:16] MJ94 [19/717] has challenged qwerty [325/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:57:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/05/18 11:34:15] elf [385/908] has come upon MJ94 [12/717] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:10:59 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/05/18 18:53:31] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:02 towards level 82.
[03/06/18 10:55:56] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:33 towards level 82.
[03/06/18 12:46:41] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:01 towards level 82.
[03/07/18 07:36:38] KeboDK [591/877] has come upon MJ94 [21/717] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:15:30 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/09/18 21:30:31] MJ94 [227/717] has come upon woonack [118/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:41:14 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/11/18 12:11:05] MJ94 [58/717] has come upon MadMan [160/1058] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:58:43 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/13/18 02:43:16] vox [752/1180] has come upon MJ94 [311/717] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:37:42 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/13/18 02:46:26] vox [993/1180] has come upon MJ94 [55/717] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:41:32 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/14/18 08:26:41] INGSOC [142/222] has challenged MJ94 [560/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/14/18 12:04:56] MJ94 [101/717] has challenged CornFly [751/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:18:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/14/18 22:28:42] AngryParsley, MJ94, and lipek [593/2828] have team battled fattrat, awgh, and KeboDK [2374/3139] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/18 06:24:51] Murii [306/311] has challenged MJ94 [257/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from Murii's clock.
[03/15/18 19:29:23] suterismus [45/1388] has come upon MJ94 [678/717] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:55:27 is added to suterismus's clock.
[03/16/18 04:46:29] Boohbah, LukeLR, and awgh [1711/2375] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, Iri, and MJ94 [1010/1798] and won! 0 days, 16:35:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 08:29:09] vegadark, Sharky4, and hannesenator [1811/2149] have team battled MJ94, ohnx, and Nistur [1540/2187] and won! 0 days, 22:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/18 18:51:28] HeavyPodda, sasaniak, and Pici [189/2853] have team battled Majak, MJ94, and Cypher [1587/2295] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 19:05:39] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:54 towards level 82.
[03/17/18 08:26:13] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:18 towards level 82.
[03/17/18 19:37:17] mordac [716/1130] has come upon MJ94 [191/717] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:49:47 is removed from mordac's clock.
[03/18/18 06:36:14] MJ94 [618/717] has challenged IdleMaster [353/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:09:10 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/18/18 15:20:10] HeavyPodda, ilbelkyr, and sunri5e [2546/2568] have team battled djm, canton7, and MJ94 [1625/2156] and won! 1 day, 09:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 19:41:07] vegadark [43/596] has come upon MJ94 [422/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:11 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/19/18 04:08:04] grooverider, dindinx, and MJ94 [1537/2817] have team battled cirdan, PinkiePie, and IdleMaster [224/2525] and won! 1 day, 00:48:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/18 05:44:09] Sixbierehomme [433/709] has challenged MJ94 [81/717] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:13:12 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[03/20/18 21:59:08] Lnk, Elgo, and pants [1760/1964] have team battled MJ94, unicron, and Roxana [566/2306] and won! 6 days, 08:05:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 21:54:14] blizgerg [802/1149] has come upon MJ94 [555/717] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:09:10 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/22/18 00:05:48] SpikeX, Brainiac, and bavi [1706/1950] have team battled el, TauPan, and MJ94 [546/1897] and won! 0 days, 03:10:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 07:09:44] MJ94 [261/717] has challenged JensRex [1010/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/22/18 10:25:57] apiw, Ttech, and MJ94 [1841/2980] have team battled hoglahoo, Syloq, and Taffer [274/1775] and won! 0 days, 04:40:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 00:15:39] Majak [246/449] has challenged MJ94 [156/717] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:40:32 is removed from Majak's clock.
[03/23/18 05:08:10] MJ94 [5/717] has challenged xayto [352/749] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/23/18 06:09:23] robox, LukeLR, and djm [632/2204] have team battled MJ94, Ttech, and WallIdl [3209/3212] and lost! 0 days, 07:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/18 21:15:49] MJ94 [301/717] has come upon Agent86 [456/592] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:41:23 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/24/18 11:27:53] MJ94 [57/717] has challenged shandor [216/602] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:08:46 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/25/18 18:23:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 19 days, 02:17:32 toward level 83.
[03/26/18 00:56:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 17 days, 12:07:16 toward level 83.
[03/26/18 20:48:09] MJ94 and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/18 05:32:41] MJ94 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/18 19:37:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 24 days, 11:05:09 toward level 83.
[03/27/18 21:56:34] csssuf [373/696] has challenged MJ94 [690/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:38:15 is added to csssuf's clock.
[03/28/18 16:52:40] freeboson, Lios, and seanmnaes [1891/2166] have team battled MJ94, Khorne, and astropoint [1843/2403] and won! 0 days, 04:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 04:56:18] yano [96/700] has come upon MJ94 [685/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:51 is added to yano's clock.
[03/30/18 12:10:23] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:27 towards level 83.
[03/30/18 20:36:38] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 17:59:02] WooDy [530/549] has challenged MJ94 [698/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to WooDy's clock.
[04/01/18 03:28:41] MJ94 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:26:22 from level 83.
[04/01/18 04:06:10] MJ94 [422/717] has come upon loomysh [556/722] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:53:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/01/18 10:49:57] elf [495/1031] has come upon MJ94 [167/717] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:27:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/01/18 10:49:57] elf has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:52:07 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/01/18 18:29:30] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:31 towards level 83.
[04/01/18 22:38:21] Roxana [91/828] has challenged MJ94 [713/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:55 is added to Roxana's clock.
[04/02/18 01:17:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 2 days, 15:56:22 toward level 83.
[04/02/18 17:22:28] MJ94 and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 02:48:14] kork, Pici, and Luamil [1533/1924] have team battled MJ94, Syloq, and allo [786/1641] and won! 3 days, 13:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 09:33:00] MJ94 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MJ94's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/18 10:16:59] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:20 towards level 83.
[04/04/18 11:03:10] adamchainz, MJ94, and grdryn [1061/1890] have team battled agrajag, holloway, and SpikeX [877/2700] and won! 0 days, 12:45:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/18 14:29:58] exa, idlerpgww, and MJ94 [1257/2246] have team battled freeboson, pixelate, and blind [44/2186] and won! 0 days, 02:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 09:54:54] MJ94 and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 02:24:03] vegadark, MJ94, and elbie [688/2112] have team battled lightstalker, cirdan, and djm [189/2357] and won! 3 days, 21:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 12:39:03] MJ94 [25/712] has come upon MetaNova [157/983] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:57:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/08/18 05:17:54] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 07:40:37] MJ94 [217/712] has challenged AgentThom [283/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:30:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/09/18 14:03:26] cirdan, Flonk, and Mars [1634/2425] have team battled buksi, SN4T14, and MJ94 [377/1992] and won! 1 day, 03:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 19:15:52] MJ94 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 08:32:38] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:28 towards level 83.
[04/10/18 11:15:19] Evrial [180/602] has come upon MJ94 [586/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:08:10 is added to Evrial's clock.
[04/12/18 11:34:01] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:00 towards level 83.
[04/13/18 00:00:17] woonack, MetaNova, and brycec [906/2259] have team battled Sundance, basepi, and MJ94 [1323/2382] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 15:44:16] MJ94, Geela, and brendan [2495/2544] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Tenorman, and Pici [1787/2834] and won! 2 days, 15:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 22:18:33] HeavyPodda [469/1033] has challenged MJ94 [65/712] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:10:52 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/14/18 07:21:50] MJ94 [205/712] has challenged IdleMaster [501/748] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:49 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/14/18 09:00:33] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:37 from level 83.
[04/14/18 21:01:41] womblecat [209/529] has come upon MJ94 [51/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:21:19 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[04/14/18 21:40:25] MJ94 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/18 08:04:45] womblecat, MJ94, and suterismus [1274/2639] have team battled ishanyx, sigmg, and speedmann [1163/1974] and won! 0 days, 12:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 02:45:50] MJ94 [673/717] has challenged Zoddo [734/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:44:37 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/17/18 03:40:40] MJ94, AgentThom, and SirMonkeybox [531/1705] have team battled SlowRiot, buksi, and manish17xxx [1718/2274] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 18:02:06] MJ94 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 21:55:40] robox, bozo, and mefmef [111/1525] have team battled LordH, grindhold, and MJ94 [1/2063] and won! 0 days, 05:24:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 05:01:33] robox, Geela, and suterismus [888/2621] have team battled Majak, MadHatter, and MJ94 [1301/1844] and lost! 1 day, 00:33:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 11:13:46] neurospex, Cameron_D, and dindinx [1406/3548] have team battled Birdbones, Mateusz, and MJ94 [1608/2757] and lost! 3 days, 05:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 23:14:32] MJ94 and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 19:10:01] soltys [191/573] has come upon MJ94 [628/717] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:39:25 is added to soltys's clock.
[04/21/18 17:25:15] brycec [177/817] has challenged MJ94 [630/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:33:41 is added to brycec's clock.
[04/22/18 07:40:01] MJ94 and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 11:39:59] MJ94 [216/717] has come upon sigmg [193/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:07:17 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/22/18 17:05:28] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 03:37:39] Killerkid [476/784] has challenged MJ94 [175/717] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:08:25 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[04/23/18 21:37:40] exa [854/1003] has come upon MJ94 [517/717] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:08:59 is removed from exa's clock.
[04/23/18 23:34:41] MJ94 and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 02:15:55] koyaan, dclaw123, and grindhold [795/1698] have team battled exa, MJ94, and hoglahoo [456/2342] and won! 0 days, 04:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 05:08:36] MJ94 [188/717] has challenged allo [354/469] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/25/18 10:01:55] MJ94 [170/717] has challenged hoglahoo [52/622] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:28:31 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/26/18 17:01:43] Evrial [161/602] has come upon MJ94 [685/717] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:56:48 is added to Evrial's clock.
[04/26/18 23:15:27] Agent86 [34/649] has challenged MJ94 [560/717] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:53:28 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/28/18 00:53:00] ToHellWithGA [537/780] has come upon MJ94 [572/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:21:46 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/28/18 05:24:59] MJ94 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:48:36 from level 84.
[04/29/18 13:25:23] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:48:50 from level 84.
[04/30/18 14:47:30] Zaratustra [318/931] has challenged MJ94 [113/717] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:11:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/30/18 19:49:23] loomysh [106/722] has challenged MJ94 [401/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:13:20 is added to loomysh's clock.
[05/01/18 04:14:41] MJ94 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:36:37 from level 84.
[05/01/18 15:55:17] MJ94 and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 09:39:49] Ozaad [31/231] has challenged MJ94 [20/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from Ozaad's clock.
[05/02/18 11:13:08] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:09:21 towards level 84.
[05/02/18 11:44:13] Clearcasting [325/417] has challenged MJ94 [585/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[05/04/18 19:14:37] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:50:17 towards level 84.
[05/06/18 02:49:10] dxtr [122/315] has come upon MJ94 [418/717] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:10 is added to dxtr's clock.
[05/06/18 08:19:10] MJ94 and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/18 01:23:11] MJ94 [491/717] has come upon abra0 [76/1020] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:55:10 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/12/18 20:13:56] bl4ckscor3 [52/520] has come upon MJ94 [340/717] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:16:52 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/13/18 09:41:02] mordac [1027/1130] has challenged MJ94 [592/717] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:04:24 is removed from mordac's clock.
[05/13/18 13:29:08] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:49 towards level 84.
[05/13/18 17:44:32] MJ94 [108/717] has challenged Luamil [48/502] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:49:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/13/18 18:44:55] MJ94 [39/717] has challenged ishanyx [241/667] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:05:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/15/18 10:57:33] MJ94 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:20:30 from level 84.
[05/15/18 17:01:49] MJ94 [678/711] has challenged djm [656/937] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:34:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/17/18 01:06:43] Xenthys [384/513] has come upon MJ94 [654/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:18 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/17/18 05:40:50] Xenthys [12/513] has come upon MJ94 [118/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:49 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/17/18 07:06:58] MJ94 [193/711] has come upon blizgerg [493/1189] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:51:20 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/17/18 11:03:18] idlerpgww [155/532] has come upon MJ94 [399/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:10:03 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[05/17/18 21:03:15] LukeLR, Geela, and lipek [929/2142] have team battled Leetistan, MJ94, and sasaniak [939/1816] and lost! 4 days, 09:59:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 03:05:05] Gatewayy [361/867] has come upon MJ94 [11/711] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:59:49 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[05/18/18 22:30:13] MJ94 [665/711] has challenged sedition [327/334] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:20:02 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/19/18 06:33:13] MJ94 [391/711] has challenged greekman [285/626] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:30:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/19/18 13:40:13] Roxana stole MJ94's level 63 amulet while they were sleeping! Roxana leaves their old level 43 amulet behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[05/19/18 14:36:32] khmerboy [35/426] has come upon MJ94 [672/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:51 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[05/19/18 15:36:35] awgh [724/882] has challenged MJ94 [355/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:50:09 is removed from awgh's clock.
[05/19/18 21:10:03] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:43 towards level 84.
[05/20/18 05:57:03] MJ94 and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 14:40:50] MJ94 and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 16:07:42] MJ94 [399/689] has come upon Cypher [888/1024] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:38:24 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/21/18 00:57:46] pants stole MJ94's level 106 charm while they were sleeping! pants leaves their old level 63 charm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[05/21/18 09:52:21] MJ94 [439/642] has challenged auror [147/295] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:51:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/22/18 06:04:35] acolarh, CornFly, and Bradicus [1416/2404] have team battled Pici, MJ94, and Gizmokid2005 [1539/2733] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/18 07:25:16] Fyris, MJ94, and Sharky4 [679/1655] have team battled yano, sedition, and irix [258/2064] and won! 0 days, 07:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 07:50:26] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:47 towards level 84.
[05/22/18 14:32:26] MJ94, theemstra, and codedeeply [1695/2454] have team battled lipek, vegadark, and sedition [2028/2174] and lost! 2 days, 02:45:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/18 15:07:18] MJ94 [44/642] has come upon Gerdesas [180/605] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:29:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/22/18 20:51:26] Bradicus, neurospex, and qwerty [595/2537] have team battled damyan, sasaniak, and MJ94 [1777/2194] and lost! 3 days, 21:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 04:17:45] MJ94 [302/642] has challenged greekman [505/626] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:06:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/24/18 14:11:28] Pici, qwerty, and Heisenberg [2117/2685] have team battled MJ94, vox, and ncarl747 [357/2549] and won! 0 days, 01:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 17:12:56] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:54:32 towards level 84.
[05/25/18 03:45:50] waffles [172/196] has challenged MJ94 [148/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from waffles's clock.
[05/26/18 00:35:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 9 days, 18:18:15 toward level 84.
[05/26/18 03:20:08] csc2ya [68/161] has challenged MJ94 [425/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[05/26/18 05:33:35] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:50 towards level 84.
[05/26/18 16:55:29] yano [80/694] has challenged MJ94 [484/642] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:30:02 is added to yano's clock.
[05/28/18 11:55:01] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:55 towards level 84.
[05/28/18 13:17:39] Nistur [372/458] has come upon MJ94 [580/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:59 is added to Nistur's clock.
[05/29/18 15:29:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 09:28:03 toward level 84.
[05/30/18 20:50:43] sigmg [616/723] has come upon MJ94 [374/642] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:44 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[05/31/18 18:39:53] MJ94 and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 23:10:31] shandor [540/623] has come upon MJ94 [391/642] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:15:46 is removed from shandor's clock.
[06/02/18 05:51:24] vegadark [391/600] has challenged MJ94 [365/642] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:52:24 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/02/18 10:45:18] Andries [760/763] has come upon MJ94 [381/642] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:11:58 is removed from Andries's clock.
[06/03/18 02:15:45] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:08 towards level 84.
[06/05/18 07:16:19] MJ94 [127/642] has challenged Khorne [554/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:21:30 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/05/18 21:46:49] Maruiki [158/248] has challenged MJ94 [329/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Maruiki's clock.
[06/06/18 01:25:30] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:53 towards level 84.
[06/06/18 02:53:10] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:53 towards level 84.
[06/07/18 21:16:38] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:40 towards level 84.
[06/07/18 21:23:10] Arland, wulk, and Andries [503/1514] have team battled Majak, Wohali, and MJ94 [1332/1641] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/18 11:02:57] MJ94 [271/642] has challenged el [61/591] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:36:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/09/18 03:48:39] MJ94 [633/642] has challenged brycec [641/817] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:50:57 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/10/18 12:36:12] MJ94 [325/649] has challenged khmerboy [409/411] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:59:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/10/18 21:32:22] astropoint, irix, and x0 [644/1967] have team battled idlerpgww, MJ94, and TauPan [548/1871] and won! 0 days, 04:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 03:41:21] IdleMaster [586/749] has challenged MJ94 [391/649] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:59:38 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/11/18 08:46:28] bobvador [141/439] has challenged MJ94 [496/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to bobvador's clock.
[06/11/18 13:30:19] WallIdl and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 01:44:55] Herb_Tarlek [422/861] has come upon MJ94 [33/649] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:22:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/13/18 13:27:05] MJ94 and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 15:00:34] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:13:58 towards level 85.
[06/14/18 02:50:45] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:39:20 towards level 85.
[06/15/18 10:55:21] bigjay [1269/1327] has come upon MJ94 [512/649] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:00:55 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[06/16/18 06:10:00] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:45:25 towards level 85.
[06/16/18 08:38:16] WallIdl [72/727] has challenged MJ94 [605/649] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:21:50 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[06/17/18 12:10:40] MJ94 and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 23:44:46] bootdisk [748/937] has come upon MJ94 [416/649] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:38:44 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[06/18/18 12:36:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 09:54:04 from level 85.
[06/18/18 16:40:45] MJ94 and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 16:54:18] MJ94 [619/649] has challenged ishanyx [598/631] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:01:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/19/18 16:54:18] In the fierce battle, ishanyx dropped their level 59 ring! MJ94 picks it up, tossing their old level 34 ring to ishanyx.
[06/20/18 01:48:26] MJ94 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/18 02:54:15] Roxana [903/948] has come upon MJ94 [467/676] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:32:16 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[06/20/18 02:58:19] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:26:39 towards level 85.
[06/21/18 21:48:16] manish17xxx [158/1003] has come upon MJ94 [578/676] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:27:18 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[06/22/18 02:42:44] pixelate [278/473] has come upon MJ94 [164/676] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:54:45 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[06/22/18 16:19:26] speedmann [54/607] has challenged MJ94 [169/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:31:21 is added to speedmann's clock.
[06/22/18 18:49:19] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:23 towards level 85.
[06/23/18 21:54:49] RBecker [780/830] has come upon MJ94 [302/676] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:22:16 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[06/23/18 23:32:22] sbp [38/637] has come upon MJ94 [22/676] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 04:43:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/23/18 23:32:22] sbp has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 06:02:46 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/25/18 23:07:53] eva42 [28/1294] has come upon MJ94 [219/676] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:32:28 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/28/18 12:51:28] MJ94 and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 23:04:50] yano [259/698] has come upon MJ94 [263/676] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:42:20 is added to yano's clock.
[07/01/18 20:58:34] AncalagonThBlack [81/748] has come upon MJ94 [60/676] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:23:29 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[07/02/18 18:22:16] Cameron_D [573/1635] has come upon MJ94 [586/676] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:28:37 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[07/03/18 22:49:39] Majak, womblecat, and MJ94 [1687/1735] have team battled xit, adamchainz, and zankore [914/2432] and won! 4 days, 08:29:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 10:55:47] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:15 towards level 85.
[07/05/18 04:24:02] useless [39/151] has challenged MJ94 [663/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to useless's clock.
[07/05/18 10:13:03] Bob, MJ94, and JensRex [69/2461] have team battled Sundance, borsin, and zankore [1680/2010] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/18 11:44:24] Nofew, vegadark, and pants [1879/2705] have team battled MJ94, Ironhoof, and vrillusions [290/3089] and won! 0 days, 03:49:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 14:22:50] MJ94 and Maria have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 07:04:24] MJ94 and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/18 03:58:53] MJ94 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:29:57 from level 85.
[07/07/18 09:53:31] MJ94, Ais, and Nistur [1123/1612] have team battled Zaratustra, zankore, and suterismus [1588/3347] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 03:50:32] MJ94 [173/676] has challenged Fluttershy [126/1029] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:34:38 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/09/18 12:10:13] MJ94 and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/18 14:04:52] Killerkid [602/819] has come upon MJ94 [29/676] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:36:58 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[07/10/18 16:38:49] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:58 towards level 85.
[07/10/18 21:15:24] ruan [158/955] has come upon MJ94 [319/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:10 is added to ruan's clock.
[07/12/18 09:09:44] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:01 towards level 85.
[07/12/18 18:30:59] Lemelisk [832/1188] has come upon MJ94 [226/679] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:34:08 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[07/13/18 20:55:44] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:10 from level 85.
[07/14/18 11:11:33] Lemongrab, prime, and waffles [99/1380] have team battled MJ94, Elgo, and MadMan [1516/2226] and lost! 0 days, 05:33:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/18 15:44:37] MJ94 [579/679] has challenged Gerdesas [30/602] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:47 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/14/18 23:34:16] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:49 towards level 85.
[07/17/18 04:09:10] Pici, Sharky4, and el [1687/2644] have team battled Wohali, MJ94, and Atan [864/1802] and won! 0 days, 07:31:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/18 16:38:47] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:36 towards level 85.
[07/20/18 10:19:20] MJ94 [331/679] has challenged apiw [665/729] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/21/18 02:02:42] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:04:10 towards level 86.
[07/21/18 09:42:13] MJ94 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:46:49 from level 86.
[07/21/18 11:18:02] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:24:15 towards level 86.
[07/21/18 12:21:29] mwhahaha, meffe, and MJ94 [950/2322] have team battled pfoley, zifnab06, and mordac [1399/2375] and lost! 1 day, 14:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/18 18:46:29] Nofew [572/1240] has come upon MJ94 [459/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:37:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/22/18 16:33:40] bobvador, xtort-, and Geela [647/1263] have team battled Syloq, MJ94, and womblecat [711/1783] and lost! 0 days, 14:46:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/18 23:20:06] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 05:55:41] MJ94 [270/679] has challenged LukeLR [371/674] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:54:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/23/18 08:59:39] MJ94 [501/679] has come upon kork [10/308] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 00:26:59 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/23/18 21:00:54] m0shbear [122/740] has challenged MJ94 [270/679] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:43:35 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[07/24/18 04:43:24] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:30:56 towards level 86.
[07/24/18 11:10:42] moveax [41/770] has come upon MJ94 [58/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:26:25 is added to moveax's clock.
[07/25/18 18:16:22] MJ94 [446/679] has challenged woonack [66/479] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:26 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/26/18 02:53:28] MJ94, waffles, and el [1854/2070] have team battled vegadark, rxcomm, and Agent86 [951/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 03:50:48] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:16:00 towards level 86.
[07/26/18 12:22:39] sunri5e [684/881] has challenged MJ94 [498/679] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:09:43 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[07/26/18 14:33:37] brendan, exotime, and grooverider [130/3214] have team battled Dork_Knight, MJ94, and apiw [448/2517] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 16:50:09] MJ94 and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/18 13:52:18] Iri [472/574] has come upon MJ94 [230/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:00:43 is removed from Iri's clock.
[08/07/18 21:54:13] Pici [869/1076] has challenged MJ94 [221/679] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:46:02 is removed from Pici's clock.
[08/08/18 08:05:35] simple [84/894] has come upon MJ94 [112/679] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:16:16 is added to simple's clock.
[08/09/18 10:43:07] MJ94 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:33:58 from level 86.
[08/09/18 11:52:43] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:51:41 from level 86.
[08/10/18 08:15:12] MJ94 [550/679] has challenged brendan [1466/1489] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:31:47 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/11/18 09:59:59] grdryn [78/598] has come upon MJ94 [361/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:46:50 is added to grdryn's clock.
[08/12/18 01:10:35] MJ94, Andries, and mustek [879/2480] have team battled sheu, Crazycatlady, and Misza [1827/2184] and lost! 1 day, 06:08:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 05:31:23] MJ94 and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 05:40:13] MJ94 [250/679] has challenged sigmg [151/735] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:35:32 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/13/18 10:50:45] MJ94 [561/679] has come upon Sundance [629/697] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:56:36 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/13/18 20:27:14] Cameron_D [631/1627] has come upon MJ94 [323/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:02 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/14/18 14:53:43] wulk [317/483] has come upon MJ94 [664/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:08 is added to wulk's clock.
[08/14/18 17:41:48] Roxana [855/953] has come upon MJ94 [132/676] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:16:11 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[08/14/18 22:11:16] MJ94 [183/676] has come upon ilbelkyr [288/909] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:12:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/15/18 23:04:00] mordac [994/1121] has challenged MJ94 [602/676] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:15:33 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/16/18 16:11:53] acolarh, ilbelkyr, and brycec [2294/2388] have team battled buksi, Eldoreth, and MJ94 [998/2452] and won! 0 days, 02:46:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 07:33:41] MJ94, adamchainz, and jrosmith [2165/2206] have team battled HeavyPodda, Luamil, and pfoley [946/2295] and won! 5 days, 12:47:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 14:05:44] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:03:22 from level 86.
[08/19/18 20:25:05] MJ94 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:19:45 from level 86.
[08/20/18 14:20:48] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:16 towards level 86.
[08/20/18 15:56:06] el, Ais, and Tenorman [335/2443] have team battled Lnk, canton7, and MJ94 [2067/2262] and lost! 1 day, 18:31:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/18 15:02:15] MJ94 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:15:31 from level 86.
[09/10/18 11:58:50] Nofew [23/1027] has challenged MJ94 [450/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:57:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/12/18 09:14:04] MJ94 [526/676] has challenged sjefen6 [83/474] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:21:55 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/12/18 12:15:04] Lnk [659/884] has challenged MJ94 [62/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:03 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/12/18 22:43:09] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:27 towards level 86.
[09/13/18 17:45:06] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:36 towards level 86.
[09/14/18 02:28:06] MJ94 [200/676] has challenged shymega [307/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:45:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/14/18 20:39:38] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:51 towards level 86.
[09/14/18 22:32:12] MJ94 and dxtr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/18 01:35:58] allo [206/543] has challenged MJ94 [257/676] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:52:54 is added to allo's clock.
[09/15/18 03:50:09] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:14 towards level 86.
[09/15/18 18:06:06] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:40 towards level 86.
[09/17/18 02:43:32] SpikeX [731/825] has come upon MJ94 [243/676] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:38:39 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[09/18/18 18:17:07] useless [489/856] has come upon MJ94 [185/676] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:17:01 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/19/18 01:50:10] lipek, irix, and Lemelisk [1265/3474] have team battled Birdbones, MJ94, and ncarl747 [1808/2751] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/18 12:02:52] ishanyx and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/18 23:15:37] MJ94 [323/676] has challenged pfoley [24/629] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:11:56 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/19/18 23:29:42] PiotrekD [473/662] has come upon MJ94 [59/676] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:51:02 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[09/20/18 21:49:55] bootdisk, elf, and MJ94 [1042/2796] have team battled pfoley, Mirc0p, and Beavis [1733/2397] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/18 12:50:22] MJ94 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:46 from level 86.
[09/21/18 20:31:11] Pici [333/1076] has challenged MJ94 [94/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:52:50 is removed from Pici's clock.
[09/22/18 06:56:49] MJ94 [511/676] has challenged Eldoreth [423/974] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:56:58 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/24/18 02:03:34] MJ94 [598/676] has come upon ncarl747 [72/801] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:44:31 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/24/18 20:05:16] cirdan [8/957] has come upon MJ94 [477/676] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:29:05 is added to cirdan's clock.
[09/25/18 06:59:33] waifu [217/462] has challenged MJ94 [483/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:07 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/26/18 19:12:21] MJ94 and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 13:18:28] holloway [529/975] has challenged MJ94 [340/676] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:21:54 is removed from holloway's clock.
[09/29/18 06:53:40] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:12:02 towards level 87.
[09/29/18 18:24:13] Sundance, Beavis, and shandor [427/2370] have team battled MJ94, Geela, and kenyon [946/2759] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/18 08:41:59] jrosmith [50/893] has challenged MJ94 [602/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:10:02 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[09/30/18 12:01:06] MJ94 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:17:40 from level 87.
[09/30/18 15:55:35] Misza, MJ94, and dclaw123 [2070/2864] have team battled JuanMaestro, Taffer, and IndigoTiger [1207/2216] and won! 1 day, 00:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 08:52:00] MJ94, mordac, petrichor, and Zye have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/18 00:55:03] brendan [389/1374] has come upon MJ94 [173/676] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:54:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/02/18 07:03:50] SCSi, BagelBites, and AncalagonThBlack [1325/1415] have team battled MJ94, pants, and os-5185 [1609/2532] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/18 23:25:13] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:05 towards level 87.
[10/05/18 13:43:54] MJ94 and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 16:32:33] MJ94 [265/680] has come upon TimWolla [326/756] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:15:43 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/05/18 17:56:48] gildarts [300/458] has challenged MJ94 [462/680] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:24:14 is added to gildarts's clock.
[10/06/18 16:35:16] Sixbierehomme, Lemongrab, and shandor [1195/2039] have team battled kork, RedW, and MJ94 [1444/2114] and lost! 3 days, 09:56:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 00:16:56] HellSpawn [251/409] has come upon MJ94 [319/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:36:10 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/08/18 23:49:40] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:45 towards level 87.
[10/10/18 06:29:15] MJ94 [79/680] has come upon damyan [819/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:15:09 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/11/18 01:28:39] MJ94 and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 01:42:41] MJ94 [521/680] has come upon damyan [96/945] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:01:11 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/11/18 12:49:58] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:52:24 from level 87.
[10/12/18 15:23:32] elf [1112/1124] has challenged MJ94 [277/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:02:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/13/18 07:48:37] os-5185 [542/965] has come upon MJ94 [560/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:09:33 is added to os-5185's clock.
[10/13/18 11:41:49] brendan, IllusiveMan_, and apiw [682/2524] have team battled MJ94, vrillusions, and Ttech [3245/3663] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 12:46:43] MJ94 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:30:16 from level 87.
[10/13/18 13:21:15] MJ94 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/18 02:33:11] MJ94 [564/680] has challenged Vroomfondel [163/741] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:31:27 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/14/18 11:34:49] Yuhno, lipek, and MJ94 [980/2576] have team battled Pici, ohnx, and IRPG [1938/2471] and lost! 1 day, 22:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/18 18:13:27] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:16 towards level 87.
[10/15/18 14:25:02] MJ94 and Vroomfondel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 03:42:37] double [228/1106] has come upon MJ94 [364/680] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:32:14 is added to double's clock.
[10/16/18 03:49:21] Roxana [1245/1265] has challenged MJ94 [447/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:42:31 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[10/16/18 05:10:03] Killerkid, mordac, and Brady [1492/3155] have team battled vox, MJ94, and Kratos [909/2282] and won! 1 day, 19:49:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 17:00:59] MJ94, TimWolla, Kratos, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/18 01:26:11] bigjay, IRPG, and MJ94 [191/2435] have team battled SpikeX, dwfreed, and dindinx [1592/2094] and lost! 0 days, 08:30:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 21:02:55] Nofew [813/1027] has challenged MJ94 [238/680] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:42:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/18/18 23:15:54] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:40 towards level 87.
[10/19/18 06:28:22] Roxana [931/1265] has come upon MJ94 [271/680] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:41:23 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[10/19/18 09:15:19] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 02:44:21] Ttech, MJ94, and CornFly [1318/3584] have team battled canton7, DrJosh9000, and Eldoreth [343/1977] and won! 0 days, 11:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 19:12:26] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:12 towards level 87.
[10/20/18 21:26:56] Cypher [457/1212] has challenged MJ94 [457/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:53:46 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/21/18 03:44:08] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:40 towards level 87.
[10/21/18 04:29:10] MJ94 [141/680] has challenged Tenorman [627/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:52 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/21/18 22:43:14] MJ94 [295/680] has challenged IdleMaster [140/795] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/23/18 22:53:26] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:21:03 towards level 88.
[10/24/18 00:52:38] MJ94 [653/685] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [637/879] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:47:08 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/24/18 02:52:13] Nistur [238/522] has come upon MJ94 [343/685] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:37:08 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/24/18 10:12:47] brycec [1077/1245] has come upon MJ94 [97/685] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:39:28 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/25/18 12:51:09] MJ94 [465/685] has come upon crysys [718/753] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:52:08 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/25/18 13:07:15] MJ94 [6/685] has challenged el [132/915] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:13:54 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/25/18 15:32:31] max, HeavyPodda, and JuanMaestro [618/2536] have team battled himuraken, idlerpgww, and MJ94 [845/2210] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/18 18:07:02] lagertonne, cirdan, and MrGlass [635/2554] have team battled Xenthys, MJ94, and bigjay [2309/2616] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/18 02:52:51] Ttech [1070/1702] has come upon MJ94 [450/685] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:17:30 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/28/18 11:46:18] vox, Lios, and MJ94 [14/2748] have team battled dax, Eiam, and lipek [2529/2534] and lost! 2 days, 04:55:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/18 23:32:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 32 days, 10:42:48 toward level 88.
[10/30/18 01:16:37] MJ94 and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 02:35:29] Andries [745/766] has challenged MJ94 [435/685] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:39:41 is removed from Andries's clock.
[10/30/18 08:56:21] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:30 towards level 88.
[10/30/18 09:05:23] Geela, zankore, and lagertonne [361/2455] have team battled LilXan, shandor, and MJ94 [597/1531] and lost! 1 day, 10:37:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 23:59:57] fattrat, Desspugne, and Tenorman [343/2622] have team battled suterismus, Emar, and MJ94 [1365/2260] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/18 03:14:00] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:02 towards level 88.
[10/31/18 09:24:11] AncalagonThBlack [455/688] has challenged MJ94 [537/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:31:52 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[10/31/18 14:25:16] SpikeX [579/820] has challenged MJ94 [255/685] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:56:11 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[10/31/18 17:25:52] x0 [383/416] has challenged MJ94 [517/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:58 is added to x0's clock.
[10/31/18 23:42:41] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:28 towards level 88.
[11/02/18 08:43:38] Geela [3/734] has come upon MJ94 [352/685] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:47:50 is added to Geela's clock.
[11/02/18 13:24:25] MJ94, GilbertErik, and Misza [1862/2545] have team battled allo, Taffer, and Khorne [1621/2080] and won! 0 days, 10:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/18 02:31:01] BagelBites, LilXan, and Heisenberg [1052/1366] have team battled MJ94, Yuhno, and neurospex [1913/2562] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/18 12:11:04] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:59 towards level 88.
[11/04/18 21:15:52] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:40 towards level 88.
[11/06/18 18:31:17] dindinx [870/940] has come upon MJ94 [362/685] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:32:56 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[11/06/18 19:09:16] holloway, GilbertErik, and Emar [729/2018] have team battled TimWolla, MJ94, and allo [1282/2104] and lost! 0 days, 06:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/18 19:38:06] AngryParsley stole MJ94's level 66 charm while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves their old level 58 charm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[11/06/18 20:16:54] MJ94 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:58 from level 88.
[11/07/18 05:38:16] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:58 towards level 88.
[11/08/18 00:13:28] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:09 towards level 88.
[11/09/18 08:12:04] HellSpawn [254/413] has come upon MJ94 [100/676] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:28:38 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/09/18 09:59:11] MJ94 [283/676] has challenged Zoddo [986/1124] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/11/18 00:19:07] Taffer [32/454] has challenged MJ94 [349/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/11/18 09:06:54] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:58:56 towards level 89.
[11/11/18 09:22:06] SirMonkeybox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/18 21:07:50] MJ94 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! MJ94's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/18 09:55:58] MJ94 and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 15:33:35] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:45:51 towards level 89.
[11/13/18 07:59:48] MJ94 [655/671] has come upon maria420 [158/283] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:39:00 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/15/18 01:42:57] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:31:04 from level 89.
[11/15/18 02:54:46] Tor, MJ94, and dindinx [884/2717] have team battled borsin, Flonk, and idlerpgww [1703/2104] and lost! 4 days, 19:12:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/18 04:23:11] MJ94 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:45:51 from level 89.
[11/15/18 14:36:33] mistaEvO8, Psilocybe, and pfoley [567/1602] have team battled max, MJ94, and L [158/1317] and won! 0 days, 00:41:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/18 23:51:41] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:26:38 from level 89.
[11/17/18 14:16:45] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:15:00 towards level 89.
[11/17/18 22:56:12] MJ94 [502/671] has challenged m0shbear [348/788] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:39:40 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/17/18 22:56:12] In the fierce battle, m0shbear dropped their level 67 set of leggings! MJ94 picks it up, tossing their old level 38 set of leggings to m0shbear.
[11/19/18 13:04:50] MJ94 [324/702] has challenged Tenorman [585/1055] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:04:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/19/18 22:38:31] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:16:17 towards level 89.
[11/20/18 10:49:01] h00k [588/612] has come upon MJ94 [83/702] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 02:51:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/20/18 19:02:57] mwhahaha, Eldoreth, and elf [3074/3135] have team battled Lemelisk, MJ94, and L [1490/2263] and won! 1 day, 20:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 09:56:22] zankore, MJ94, and canton7 [503/2492] have team battled AngryParsley, Mirc0p, and Geela [856/2617] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 20:39:14] Nistur, MJ94, and SCSi [779/1746] have team battled dax, Zoddo, and rxcomm [2254/2752] and lost! 0 days, 20:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 03:18:55] crysys [337/753] has challenged MJ94 [429/702] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:35:37 is added to crysys's clock.
[11/22/18 07:18:59] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:57 towards level 89.
[11/24/18 07:36:33] Ttech, Cameron_D, and Roxana [1854/4513] have team battled MJ94, bobvador, and ruan [1873/2544] and lost! 1 day, 23:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/18 13:30:37] MJ94 and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 00:34:58] alephnull [262/593] has come upon MJ94 [9/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:19:12 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[11/27/18 14:48:31] max [443/898] has challenged MJ94 [363/702] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:36:47 is removed from max's clock.
[11/27/18 16:55:31] MJ94, sunri5e, and tmberg [191/2890] have team battled Majak, allo, and ncarl747 [1679/1841] and lost! 1 day, 01:34:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/18 20:49:53] Gizmokid2005 [363/978] has challenged MJ94 [543/702] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:09:50 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[12/02/18 03:54:44] Eldoreth [557/1014] has come upon MJ94 [180/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:08 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/03/18 02:38:31] dakafal [341/400] has challenged MJ94 [62/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:15 is removed from dakafal's clock.
[12/04/18 08:09:04] Tenorman, WallIdl, and Killerkid [1852/2896] have team battled Brady, suterismus, and MJ94 [2363/2920] and lost! 7 days, 11:55:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/18 02:37:52] Lemongrab, pants, and NPC4946410567318 [1553/2254] have team battled MJ94, IdleMaster, and TimWolla [1578/2380] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/18 13:13:30] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:32:09 towards level 89.
[12/05/18 22:51:26] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:10 towards level 89.
[12/09/18 00:17:42] max, MJ94, and KeboDK [1503/2612] have team battled vegadark, Lnk, and h00k [1898/2152] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/18 06:41:16] yano, MJ94, and CornFly [1797/2606] have team battled KeboDK, Killerkid, and FSM [2050/2569] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 09:08:44] niko [137/610] has come upon MJ94 [662/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:13:41 is added to niko's clock.
[12/10/18 23:25:48] SlowRiot [887/963] has come upon MJ94 [452/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:37:49 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/14/18 00:30:10] MJ94 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:42:13 from level 89.
[12/15/18 01:31:10] Everyman [34/689] has come upon MJ94 [657/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:30:42 is added to Everyman's clock.
[12/16/18 03:18:05] shandor [512/568] has come upon MJ94 [429/702] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:31:40 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/18/18 02:22:00] useless [469/898] has challenged MJ94 [177/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:46 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/18/18 08:13:30] MJ94 and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 11:27:15] elf, IndigoTiger, and bobvador [2209/2684] have team battled Zye, MJ94, and alephnull [1867/2701] and won! 0 days, 01:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 03:41:29] MJ94 and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 20:31:36] suterismus [1262/1306] has challenged MJ94 [488/702] in combat and won! 22 days, 13:19:03 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/20/18 14:35:50] AbacusAvenger [276/894] has challenged MJ94 [502/702] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:55:35 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/20/18 23:28:17] MJ94 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 02:15:57] MJ94 [373/702] has come upon kork [241/365] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/21/18 12:06:39] mordac [871/1269] has come upon MJ94 [634/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:28:07 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/21/18 13:53:17] Birdbones [179/1374] has come upon MJ94 [124/702] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:22:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/21/18 22:09:11] MJ94 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:37 from level 89.
[12/22/18 01:26:44] Syloq, MJ94, and Lemelisk [1662/2655] have team battled xayto, vegadark, and Tenorman [2461/2562] and lost! 1 day, 12:35:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/18 20:57:53] hannesenator [586/1139] has come upon MJ94 [228/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:15:44 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[12/28/18 06:51:45] kenyon [1196/1334] has come upon MJ94 [97/702] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:23:06 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/28/18 08:28:22] MJ94 and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 00:30:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 20:02:30 toward level 89.
[12/29/18 02:44:57] neurospex, MJ94, and brycec [2331/3101] have team battled bp, simple, and fragment1 [1817/1985] and won! 0 days, 05:05:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 03:22:47] MJ94 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:08 from level 89.
[12/29/18 10:46:29] Atan [293/534] has come upon MJ94 [196/702] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:06:24 is removed from Atan's clock.
[12/30/18 01:15:55] MJ94 [277/702] has challenged vox [317/1170] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:55:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/01/19 18:24:36] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:30:26 towards level 90.
[01/02/19 17:43:02] JensRex [830/1102] has come upon MJ94 [74/702] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:47:47 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[01/03/19 15:55:59] MJ94 [395/702] has challenged Misza [713/1218] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:48:50 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/03/19 22:57:42] MJ94 [532/702] has challenged popey [396/418] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:34:01 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/03/19 23:00:34] psycho, MJ94, and bootdisk [2294/2375] have team battled Atan, sjums_the_great, and pants [1699/1937] and won! 2 days, 16:21:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 18:37:38] Mateusz [877/1047] has come upon MJ94 [262/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:31 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/07/19 10:19:09] MJ94, zygren, and Everyman [497/1789] have team battled Nofew, Zythan, and waifu [2100/2360] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/19 15:13:47] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:10:31 from level 90.
[01/08/19 18:25:17] MJ94 [496/702] has challenged TauPan [278/407] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:08:18 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/09/19 03:20:07] Lnk [133/894] has come upon MJ94 [268/702] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:09:07 is added to Lnk's clock.
[01/10/19 09:08:00] FSM, Ice__101, and yano [703/1617] have team battled womblecat, brendan, and MJ94 [1338/2807] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/19 16:15:42] averagejoey2000 [158/271] has challenged MJ94 [695/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to averagejoey2000's clock.
[01/11/19 10:04:16] MJ94, lagertonne, and loomysh [1957/2159] have team battled IdleMaster, Iceman, and waifu [1590/1964] and won! 0 days, 19:31:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 15:07:23] sigmg, TauPan, and KeboDK [809/2214] have team battled MJ94, GilbertErik, and Roxana [1013/2659] and lost! 6 days, 10:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/19 04:11:22] mistaEvO8 [214/549] has challenged MJ94 [504/708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[01/13/19 16:54:15] Yuhno [93/674] has challenged MJ94 [580/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:55:08 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/13/19 18:12:11] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:56:32 towards level 90.
[01/13/19 23:06:43] MJ94 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:00:00 from level 90.
[01/14/19 00:39:18] MJ94 [335/708] has come upon djm [454/803] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:43:52 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/17/19 06:56:12] MiddlewareMonkey [16/243] has challenged MJ94 [533/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/18/19 06:00:05] M144 [131/815] has challenged MJ94 [183/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to M144's clock.
[01/18/19 20:05:13] hannesenator, Beavis, and PiotrekD [1197/2924] have team battled Nuae, MJ94, and h00k [489/1578] and won! 0 days, 21:24:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/19 22:25:24] MJ94 [431/708] has challenged womblecat [103/621] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:25:48 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/19/19 02:26:20] dindinx [585/961] has challenged MJ94 [587/708] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:49:49 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/20/19 04:00:38] Bradicus, ohnx, and Crazycatlady [1889/2251] have team battled D.Va, MJ94, and womblecat [1405/2102] and won! 7 days, 07:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/19 04:21:20] MJ94 [347/708] has challenged simple [209/1156] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:47:49 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/21/19 17:24:23] PiotrekD [289/709] has challenged MJ94 [215/708] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:35:26 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/21/19 17:24:23] PiotrekD has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 15:41:01 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/22/19 18:03:46] MJ94 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:43:02 from level 90.
[01/23/19 08:14:46] MJ94 [226/708] has come upon pfoley [157/665] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:47:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/23/19 10:12:40] Flonk [495/902] has come upon MJ94 [625/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:35:24 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/25/19 14:45:47] MJ94 [572/708] has challenged LukeLR [133/645] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:14:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/27/19 08:55:28] mwhahaha [786/955] has challenged MJ94 [682/708] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:55:57 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/28/19 04:48:24] shandor, MJ94, and HeavyPodda [1337/2298] have team battled Reilly, Bradicus, and Andries [167/1984] and won! 3 days, 02:07:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 20:13:00] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:48 towards level 90.
[01/29/19 08:21:22] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:33:38 towards level 90.
[01/29/19 12:07:05] pants [874/975] has challenged MJ94 [635/708] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:27:25 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/29/19 15:28:27] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:32:38 towards level 90.
[01/30/19 19:00:28] MJ94 [48/708] has come upon aismallard [392/742] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:50:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/31/19 06:42:38] MJ94 and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 11:19:20] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:13 towards level 90.
[02/01/19 05:09:35] MJ94, Lemelisk, and KeboDK [1869/2862] have team battled ohnx, Scornn, and Zaratustra [534/2462] and won! 0 days, 03:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 16:17:47] MJ94 and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 17:27:33] Phreaker [96/346] has challenged MJ94 [258/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to Phreaker's clock.
[02/02/19 07:40:05] himuraken [415/933] has come upon MJ94 [369/708] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:34:56 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[02/03/19 11:44:21] crudd [347/863] has come upon MJ94 [420/708] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:24:30 is added to crudd's clock.
[02/04/19 11:43:06] djm, MJ94, and nickware [1864/2490] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, Pici, and AncalagonThBlack [1225/2334] and won! 2 days, 08:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 20:10:39] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:15:26 from level 90.
[02/05/19 00:31:36] TauPan [325/433] has challenged MJ94 [42/708] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:03:32 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/05/19 00:46:45] Eldoreth [745/1010] has come upon MJ94 [118/708] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:11:42 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/05/19 12:11:40] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:05 towards level 90.
[02/06/19 02:49:11] ToHellWithGA stole MJ94's level 60 pair of boots while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 33 pair of boots behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[02/06/19 12:09:17] Syloq, max, and canton7 [2015/2269] have team battled ishanyx, MJ94, and keepermurf [2154/2243] and lost! 3 days, 16:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 02:21:35] dindinx, Cameron_D, and robox [1995/3451] have team battled MJ94, blind, and Everyman [1708/2339] and won! 0 days, 09:49:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 04:45:55] Nofew [382/839] has come upon MJ94 [442/678] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:18:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 16:21:52] Khorne [773/1040] has come upon MJ94 [320/678] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:35:05 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/08/19 00:07:02] MJ94 and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 00:41:26] TheDeadlyDandy [334/417] has challenged MJ94 [216/678] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:08 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/08/19 07:50:33] AbacusAvenger [428/875] has challenged MJ94 [65/678] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:11:32 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/08/19 22:54:19] Misza [971/1220] has challenged MJ94 [388/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:30:10 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/10/19 01:19:06] MJ94 [608/678] has come upon PiotrekD [446/745] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:58:41 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/10/19 01:38:52] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:20 towards level 90.
[02/10/19 04:55:24] MJ94 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! MJ94's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/19 14:06:48] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:05 towards level 90.
[02/11/19 20:54:26] TauPan, aismallard, and hannesenator [1729/2344] have team battled ohnx, MJ94, and L [1726/1918] and won! 1 day, 03:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 03:55:40] MJ94 [658/673] has challenged nickware [824/973] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:21:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/13/19 23:44:10] MJ94 [360/673] has come upon sbp [270/646] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 04:47:05 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/14/19 15:20:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 33 days, 21:46:21 toward level 91.
[02/15/19 19:01:28] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:19:47 towards level 91.
[02/16/19 03:51:48] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:48:14 from level 91.
[02/19/19 22:42:21] brendan [680/1373] has come upon MJ94 [108/673] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:42:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/21/19 09:30:19] Heisenberg [512/702] has come upon MJ94 [103/673] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 07:41:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/21/19 15:57:44] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:32 towards level 91.
[02/22/19 03:04:03] IdleMaster [649/779] has challenged MJ94 [588/673] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:00:13 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/22/19 05:13:05] MJ94 and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 15:04:32] MJ94 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:33:18 from level 91.
[02/23/19 08:28:28] mistaEvO8, grooverider, and MJ94 [2243/2607] have team battled mwhahaha, M144, and Eldoreth [1801/2762] and won! 1 day, 20:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 14:00:18] MJ94 and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 21:21:35] MJ94 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:31:48 from level 91.
[02/24/19 10:20:19] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:55:03 from level 91.
[02/24/19 10:41:24] ishanyx, efertone, and D.Va [1572/1692] have team battled MJ94, Beefcan, and bp [1291/1693] and won! 0 days, 03:35:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 11:49:18] pants [397/982] has come upon MJ94 [275/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:29:38 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/24/19 15:36:10] Cysioland [12/27] has challenged MJ94 [299/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[02/25/19 00:18:33] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:17 towards level 91.
[02/25/19 04:50:28] petrichor stole MJ94's level 44 shield while they were sleeping! petrichor leaves their old level 38 shield behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[02/26/19 09:28:03] MJ94 [360/666] has come upon KeboDK [543/815] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:50:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/27/19 10:12:15] MJ94 and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 02:16:18] MJ94 and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 04:20:29] Opie [513/849] has come upon MJ94 [422/666] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:18:36 is removed from Opie's clock.
[03/01/19 12:06:29] MJ94 and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 14:47:20] MJ94 [551/666] has challenged agrajag [239/985] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:22:49 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/04/19 10:16:01] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:22 towards level 91.
[03/05/19 04:31:10] Sharky4 [398/787] has come upon MJ94 [541/666] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:02 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[03/05/19 19:39:05] MJ94 and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/19 06:35:29] osannatas [733/799] has come upon MJ94 [559/666] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:41:32 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[03/06/19 20:53:12] lipek, sbp, and Pici [701/3066] have team battled MJ94, Beavis, and apiw [1998/2620] and lost! 2 days, 20:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/19 14:15:25] himuraken [689/971] has challenged MJ94 [461/666] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:05:30 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[05/13/19 02:38:25] Sixbierehomme and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 05:36:11] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:07:04 from level 91.
[05/13/19 10:41:25] WallIdl and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 07:25:04] MJ94 [317/666] has challenged skarlso [404/448] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:45:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/14/19 08:25:19] Globalirc [301/940] has challenged MJ94 [408/666] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/14/19 18:47:59] MJ94, strife, and ilbelkyr [284/2149] have team battled PlasmaStar, Psilocybe, and buksi [1014/1907] and lost! 3 days, 01:24:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/19 02:30:58] MJ94 [428/666] has come upon ncarl747 [228/794] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:13:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/15/19 06:22:46] inittab stole MJ94's level 153 weapon while they were sleeping! inittab leaves their old level 28 weapon behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[05/15/19 08:47:33] Nistur [342/506] has come upon MJ94 [312/529] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:00:35 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[05/15/19 09:49:23] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:11:12 towards level 91.
[05/16/19 06:32:28] RBecker [299/816] has come upon MJ94 [40/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:07 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/16/19 08:40:30] dwfreed [102/590] has come upon MJ94 [48/529] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:34 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/17/19 08:02:54] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:24 towards level 91.
[05/17/19 12:54:10] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:09 towards level 91.
[05/18/19 01:24:25] sunri5e, MJ94, and golgy [922/2063] have team battled GilbertErik, zankore, and damyan [2432/2788] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 04:57:27] MJ94 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:14 towards level 91.
[05/19/19 15:43:55] MJ94 [106/529] has come upon LapTop006 [192/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:13:32 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/19/19 16:12:43] damyan, dclaw123, and PiotrekD [1445/2601] have team battled IllusiveMan_, MJ94, and tmberg [2039/2462] and lost! 1 day, 06:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 23:56:46] bebbet [87/566] has challenged MJ94 [0/529] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:07:02 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[05/20/19 18:53:24] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:17 towards level 91.
[05/21/19 10:04:38] Asara [548/1152] has challenged MJ94 [522/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:26:31 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/21/19 18:56:17] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:52 towards level 91.
[05/21/19 23:36:40] MJ94 and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 05:09:09] Zoddo [217/1194] has challenged MJ94 [48/529] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:22:03 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[05/22/19 10:08:17] MJ94 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:44 towards level 91.
[05/23/19 05:14:47] MJ94 [410/529] has challenged Lemongrab [174/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:26:28 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/24/19 05:07:57] buyoq [81/230] has challenged MJ94 [340/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/24/19 23:24:26] apiw [644/869] has challenged MJ94 [103/529] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:11:00 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/25/19 02:57:20] MJ94 [179/530] has challenged Majak [564/567] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:24:27 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/25/19 11:16:00] buksi [133/761] has come upon MJ94 [353/530] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:48:37 is added to buksi's clock.
[05/25/19 22:49:22] SCSi, TauPan, and anarcat [951/1633] have team battled Milquetoast, MJ94, and Lemelisk [1474/2888] and lost! 0 days, 12:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/19 00:32:42] neurospex [633/1290] has challenged MJ94 [399/530] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:52:50 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/29/19 15:31:43] bookworm, Syloq, and L [1401/1499] have team battled Mars, MJ94, and lipek [1019/2998] and won! 0 days, 10:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 08:43:59] elf, MJ94, and pants [1671/2863] have team battled ishanyx, Brainiac, and suterismus [1210/2838] and won! 0 days, 07:16:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/19 06:04:28] MJ94 [436/530] has come upon Mithkabob [176/453] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 21:49:15 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/01/19 07:30:54] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 00:22:27 towards level 92.
[06/01/19 09:40:28] MJ94, nickware, and theZoMBiE [1537/2112] have team battled darkmage, canton7, and LapTop006 [1913/2762] and lost! 1 day, 09:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 14:23:57] brendan, pants, and MJ94 [2506/2914] have team battled Nistur, petrichor, and damyan [990/2647] and won! 0 days, 10:56:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/19 13:46:19] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:46:02 towards level 92.
[06/03/19 00:22:42] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:50:54 towards level 92.
[06/04/19 09:15:15] Birdbones [455/1386] has come upon MJ94 [29/530] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:01:46 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/04/19 20:37:36] MJ94 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:35:06 from level 92.
[06/05/19 14:50:48] autist [437/709] has come upon MJ94 [507/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:41 is added to autist's clock.
[06/07/19 13:17:26] MJ94 [416/530] has come upon dclaw123 [548/1026] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:22:03 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/07/19 19:51:16] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:53:16 towards level 92.
[07/27/19 10:00:06] MJ94 left their weapon out in the rain to rust! MJ94's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/19 12:05:01] FSM [263/784] has come upon MJ94 [520/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:13 is added to FSM's clock.
[07/29/19 00:45:24] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:49:09 towards level 92.
[07/30/19 02:32:10] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:01:51 towards level 92.
[07/31/19 03:31:16] MJ94 [477/526] has come upon idlerpgww [263/742] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:09:02 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/31/19 05:02:34] MJ94 [353/526] has come upon PiotrekD [58/789] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:38:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/01/19 10:42:57] Noxwaste, Crazycatlady, and MJ94 [1102/1630] have team battled Agent86, theZoMBiE, and lavamind [549/1769] and won! 0 days, 03:01:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 07:57:48] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:31:16 from level 92.
[08/03/19 09:01:49] shandor [223/646] has come upon MJ94 [108/526] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:48:33 is removed from shandor's clock.
[08/03/19 15:19:34] MJ94 and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 16:04:16] MJ94 and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 22:22:13] Andries, MJ94, and Zyphyr [1105/1600] have team battled el, IdleMaster, and pollo [272/2565] and won! 1 day, 19:59:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 06:49:51] mordac [387/1306] has come upon MJ94 [381/526] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:39:33 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/05/19 21:34:51] SCSi [602/759] has come upon MJ94 [73/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:00:40 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[08/06/19 12:07:21] MJ94 [319/526] has challenged Syloq [472/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:43:51 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/07/19 01:25:52] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:24:44 towards level 92.
[08/08/19 10:51:41] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:56 towards level 92.
[08/08/19 20:59:38] Mars, droogie, and Tratos [1411/3128] have team battled Nechayev, MJ94, and sjefen6 [1756/1868] and lost! 0 days, 21:33:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 14:52:22] sbp, petrichor, and manish17xxx [825/2668] have team battled GraysonBriggs, MJ94, and astropoint [1829/1841] and lost! 9 days, 19:34:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 05:02:22] MJ94 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:09 from level 92.
[08/11/19 11:05:13] Iceman, simple, and Grayson [618/2873] have team battled borsin, ganome, and MJ94 [270/1615] and won! 0 days, 13:20:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/19 22:40:56] MJ94 [47/526] has challenged autist [795/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:14:56 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/13/19 11:43:46] gdm [307/578] has challenged MJ94 [518/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:47 is added to gdm's clock.
[08/13/19 23:04:04] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:25 towards level 92.
[08/14/19 02:58:49] Yuhno [110/699] has come upon MJ94 [324/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:34 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/16/19 03:57:34] Antium [46/954] has challenged MJ94 [148/526] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:17:36 is added to Antium's clock.
[08/16/19 07:02:04] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:11 from level 92.
[08/17/19 07:17:01] MJ94 sharpened the edge of their weapon! MJ94's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/19 13:21:08] MJ94 [28/529] has come upon droogie [68/935] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:35:37 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/18/19 01:47:55] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:09 towards level 92.
[08/19/19 15:58:28] MJ94 and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/19 19:41:30] FSM [689/799] has challenged MJ94 [154/529] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:55:14 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/19/19 22:16:56] Crazycatlady [610/688] has challenged MJ94 [259/529] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:46:03 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/20/19 17:26:35] MJ94 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 19:08:35] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 22:04:31] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:21 towards level 92.
[08/21/19 05:40:24] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:02:05 from level 92.
[08/21/19 14:12:08] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:57 towards level 92.
[08/21/19 16:44:44] MJ94 and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 22:01:39] RBecker [766/849] has challenged MJ94 [407/529] in combat and won! 17 days, 20:38:26 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[10/29/19 16:59:47] bootdisk [392/658] has come upon MJ94 [224/529] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:35:42 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[10/29/19 22:07:54] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:01 towards level 92.
[11/01/19 10:37:19] MJ94 [101/529] has challenged MrGlass [375/867] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:29:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/01/19 23:20:53] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:25:09 towards level 93.
[11/02/19 00:40:53] petrichor [243/1270] has challenged MJ94 [48/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:52:21 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/03/19 21:47:55] Ratigan [374/815] has come upon MJ94 [377/529] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:28:14 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[11/04/19 01:10:26] sheu, idlerpgww, and MJ94 [514/2135] have team battled Lemelisk, Chuck, and Andries [1905/2639] and lost! 0 days, 14:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/19 23:42:23] MJ94 and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 01:04:39] MJ94 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MJ94's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/19 05:10:04] niko [183/810] has challenged MJ94 [290/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:37:05 is added to niko's clock.
[11/08/19 00:04:28] Nechayev, Psilocybe, and MJ94 [528/2062] have team battled phraktyl, Heisenberg, and AbrahamLinksys [1859/1886] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 10:14:19] MJ94 [436/535] has come upon Zyphyr [511/591] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:50:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/08/19 19:23:49] MJ94 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 19:40:11] MJ94 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:12:58 from level 93.
[11/09/19 10:09:38] dindinx, anarcat, and buksi [2206/2593] have team battled MJ94, woonack, and el [1313/2282] and won! 2 days, 16:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/19 01:26:03] sjefen6 [577/616] has challenged MJ94 [461/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:22 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/12/19 17:40:59] Misza [1077/1334] has challenged MJ94 [524/535] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:30:28 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/12/19 21:04:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 7 days, 00:59:53 toward level 93.
[11/13/19 06:53:27] JuanMaestro, dwfreed, and MJ94 [543/2225] have team battled Syloq, AngryParsley, and Pici [2831/3113] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/19 02:43:27] waifu and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 12:04:09] pants [120/1267] has challenged MJ94 [184/535] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:29:06 is added to pants's clock.
[11/17/19 21:41:38] MJ94 [27/535] has come upon niko [503/819] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:48:48 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/18/19 01:25:30] MJ94 and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 17:43:18] ToHellWithGA [582/1026] has come upon MJ94 [362/535] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:33:45 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/18/19 22:48:35] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:57:17 towards level 93.
[11/19/19 09:44:16] MJ94, Cameron_D, and Susumurata [912/1745] have team battled bobvador, Forud, and brycec [2024/2377] and lost! 1 day, 13:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 10:15:17] MJ94 [425/535] has challenged BagelBites [579/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:50:32 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/19/19 15:37:18] mwhahaha, Desspugne, and CoolManChris [1928/2148] have team battled Zyphyr, MJ94, and Jay_of_Delucia [905/1780] and won! 0 days, 01:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/19 10:34:25] MJ94 [530/535] has challenged Mars [9/1291] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:28:33 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/22/19 12:40:30] MJ94 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:54:57 towards level 93.
[11/24/19 04:44:25] DrJosh9000 [112/598] has challenged MJ94 [514/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:59 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/24/19 09:04:09] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 09:49:06] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:47:02 towards level 93.
[11/24/19 11:39:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 19 days, 23:00:52 toward level 93.
[11/25/19 03:02:58] WallIdl and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 03:42:18] alephnull, gdm, and Brainiac [1309/2387] have team battled Zoddo, dwfreed, and MJ94 [630/2519] and won! 1 day, 19:00:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 04:33:57] Ratigan, kenyon, and Mateusz [569/3072] have team battled pixelate, Nofew, and MJ94 [472/1949] and won! 0 days, 19:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 07:46:53] MJ94 and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 09:34:37] bookworm, Ttech, and buksi [1087/3176] have team battled MJ94, skarlso, and Ironhoof [2319/2396] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 15:45:27] phraktyl [615/689] has come upon MJ94 [157/535] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:46:40 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[11/26/19 05:00:26] tmberg [1254/1680] has challenged MJ94 [478/535] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:38:17 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/29/19 11:46:22] snek, L, and MJ94 [661/1998] have team battled Xenofex, Desspugne, and TimWolla [2262/2638] and lost! 1 day, 20:51:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 16:52:28] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:27 towards level 93.
[11/30/19 19:24:02] jvoisin, pollo, and MJ94 [1671/2211] have team battled kenyon, ncarl747, and canton7 [3083/3127] and lost! 0 days, 04:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/19 04:36:18] Heisenberg [55/772] has come upon MJ94 [464/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:52:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/02/19 04:06:56] ToHellWithGA [886/1026] has come upon MJ94 [256/535] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:41 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/03/19 03:23:07] Geela, MJ94, and KeboDK [1835/2035] have team battled HeavyPodda, CornFly, and canton7 [1663/3193] and won! 1 day, 06:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/19 17:37:58] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:33 towards level 93.
[12/03/19 22:41:37] khmerboy [199/769] has come upon MJ94 [308/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:16:43 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/04/19 11:05:28] MJ94, xonic, LukeLR, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/19 22:35:50] MJ94 [411/535] has come upon StalkR [353/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/05/19 03:54:42] loomysh [54/891] has challenged MJ94 [106/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:09:55 is added to loomysh's clock.
[12/05/19 06:45:45] MJ94 [156/535] has come upon rxcomm [1066/1293] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:17 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/06/19 09:27:25] Crazycatlady [302/698] has come upon MJ94 [436/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:15:10 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/06/19 22:04:57] MJ94 [117/577] has challenged waifu [1092/1118] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:49:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/07/19 05:34:47] CornFly, blabber, and MJ94 [708/2539] have team battled ishanyx, Atan, and vegadark [313/2202] and won! 0 days, 09:07:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 08:47:40] MJ94 and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 20:52:33] loomysh [23/891] has come upon MJ94 [244/577] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:30:59 is added to loomysh's clock.
[12/08/19 03:13:52] MJ94 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:28:57 from level 94.
[12/08/19 03:57:30] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:29:28 towards level 94.
[12/09/19 05:19:14] MJ94 [297/577] has challenged buyoq [538/547] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:02:29 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/09/19 06:28:41] RBecker, TheDeadlyDandy, and Reilly [631/2052] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, MJ94, and pixelate [794/1753] and lost! 1 day, 11:48:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/19 20:21:41] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:02:50 towards level 94.
[12/10/19 18:34:39] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:20:11 from level 94.
[12/11/19 12:20:14] MJ94 [545/584] has challenged h00k [231/764] in combat and won! 17 days, 13:48:38 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/12/19 08:21:02] tspange [119/845] has come upon MJ94 [512/584] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:08:44 is added to tspange's clock.
[12/12/19 18:24:30] HeavyPodda [551/943] has come upon MJ94 [332/584] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:51:53 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/13/19 13:31:56] astropoint [231/952] has challenged MJ94 [501/584] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:00:52 is added to astropoint's clock.
[12/13/19 22:29:36] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/19 21:09:57] lavamind, Agent86, and MJ94 [573/1921] have team battled i3d, Tor, and golgy [1292/2372] and lost! 1 day, 10:05:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/19 23:07:30] MJ94 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:08:17 from level 94.
[12/16/19 06:23:18] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:20:01 towards level 94.
[12/17/19 04:50:48] Pauwelz, idlerpgww, and Tratos [31/2201] have team battled MJ94, Pici, and holloway [2075/2944] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/19 07:35:37] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:32:34 towards level 94.
[12/24/19 00:22:14] FSM, MJ94, and Syloq [1582/2166] have team battled vegadark, Notir, and max [317/2166] and won! 10 days, 17:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/19 23:00:35] MJ94 [341/584] has challenged cirdan [362/1001] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:22:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/25/19 06:20:39] MJ94 and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 19:48:53] datdus, holloway, and KH405 [757/2075] have team battled alephnull, The_Joker, and MJ94 [1255/1952] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 05:40:21] Majak [214/804] has come upon MJ94 [195/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:53:47 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/26/19 05:40:24] Majak [414/804] has come upon MJ94 [500/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:25 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/26/19 06:25:13] HeavyPodda, MJ94, and Ether [1325/1798] have team battled dax, Ttech, and Beefcan [2784/3030] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 13:32:31] TheresusPheronor [54/539] has come upon MJ94 [322/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:34 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[12/27/19 06:36:24] MJ94 [529/584] has come upon scumola [25/279] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:08:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/28/19 15:54:47] ToHellWithGA, Scar3cr0w, and dindinx [1617/2562] have team battled skarlso, Syloq, and MJ94 [265/1967] and won! 0 days, 22:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 05:59:00] MJ94 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:56:50 from level 94.
[12/29/19 17:15:37] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:08:41 towards level 94.
[12/29/19 22:01:28] MJ94 [142/584] has come upon Zythan [164/577] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:31:08 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/30/19 04:47:55] MJ94 and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 07:29:42] MJ94 [139/584] has challenged i3d [169/343] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:40:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/31/19 17:22:09] csssuf [675/723] has come upon MJ94 [301/584] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:04:29 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[01/01/20 05:40:09] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:34:54 towards level 94.
[01/01/20 07:50:56] Everyman, Ratigan, and ohnx [147/2353] have team battled MJ94, Bahhumbug, and inittab [1490/2074] and lost! 1 day, 02:27:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/20 18:30:53] sheu [51/576] has come upon MJ94 [489/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:00 is added to sheu's clock.
[01/05/20 02:01:28] MJ94 [313/584] has challenged idlerpgww [93/828] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:52:58 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/05/20 07:02:38] Globalirc [633/868] has challenged MJ94 [437/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/05/20 08:06:51] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:23:43 from level 94.
[01/05/20 11:05:32] waifu and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/20 14:54:59] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:01 from level 94.
[01/06/20 16:31:56] MJ94 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:22:59 from level 94.
[01/06/20 19:11:03] snek [634/708] has challenged MJ94 [185/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:25:49 is removed from snek's clock.
[01/07/20 02:19:22] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:16:14 from level 94.
[01/07/20 07:45:09] Heisenberg, gdm, and bootdisk [1744/2094] have team battled dclaw123, rxcomm, and MJ94 [2453/2960] and lost! 1 day, 18:32:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 11:57:07] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:17 towards level 94.
[01/07/20 22:17:23] MJ94 [577/584] has challenged Tenorman [851/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:45:07 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/07/20 23:17:39] MJ94 [428/584] has challenged efertone [194/467] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:14:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/08/20 16:56:10] sunri5e, golgy, and elf [3366/3494] have team battled gdm, MJ94, and simple [1045/2232] and won! 0 days, 08:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 17:42:51] SirMonkeybox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 21:03:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 03:09:57 from level 94.
[01/10/20 10:23:16] Asara, golgy, and MJ94 [1631/2419] have team battled lakwatsero, brycec, and Mateusz [2684/2722] and lost! 0 days, 18:34:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 10:38:26] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:34 towards level 94.
[01/10/20 16:49:31] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 17:08:59] MiddlewareMonkey, csc2ya, and KH405 [1138/2047] have team battled L, brendan, and MJ94 [1428/2757] and lost! 1 day, 11:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/20 07:47:09] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:13:03 towards level 94.
[01/13/20 12:05:29] MJ94 and The_Joker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 15:52:43] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:56 towards level 94.
[01/13/20 17:54:01] FSM [685/831] has challenged MJ94 [337/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:31:51 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/14/20 03:38:51] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:58:21 from level 94.
[01/14/20 16:59:33] Scornn [212/818] has challenged MJ94 [232/584] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:48:55 is added to Scornn's clock.
[01/15/20 06:41:24] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:28:12 from level 94.
[01/15/20 11:53:34] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:11 towards level 94.
[01/15/20 22:39:32] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:40 towards level 94.
[01/16/20 05:09:36] Nofew [76/836] has come upon MJ94 [534/584] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:55:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/16/20 17:06:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 14 days, 14:45:38 toward level 94.
[01/16/20 23:13:25] Asara [630/848] has challenged MJ94 [563/584] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:55:02 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/17/20 09:15:15] MJ94 [19/584] has challenged yano [395/625] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:11:43 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/19/20 03:35:55] zbe [6/732] has come upon MJ94 [187/584] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:57:02 is added to zbe's clock.
[03/19/20 07:41:18] MJ94 and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/20 07:42:54] elf, vegadark, and ganome [2132/2655] have team battled MJ94, Tor, and elbie [2345/2835] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/20 22:18:34] Elgo [758/800] has come upon MJ94 [201/584] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:36:50 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[03/20/20 14:31:51] MJ94 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:45 from level 94.
[03/20/20 17:16:18] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:08 from level 94.
[03/21/20 08:27:16] StalkR, MJ94, Roxana, and petrichor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/20 09:24:13] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:04 towards level 94.
[03/23/20 10:00:52] bobvador, MJ94, and bookworm [1625/1688] have team battled SirMonkeybox, golgy, and Bradicus [39/2631] and won! 0 days, 07:55:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/20 10:13:12] MJ94 and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/20 15:36:47] MJ94 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:10 from level 94.
[03/24/20 12:51:28] anarcat [540/672] has challenged MJ94 [306/584] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:55:39 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[03/24/20 17:16:44] MJ94 [416/584] has challenged elf [113/1272] in combat and won! 23 days, 20:25:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/24/20 17:16:44] In the fierce battle, elf dropped their level 106 tunic! MJ94 picks it up, tossing their old level 46 tunic to elf.
[03/24/20 23:36:29] bigjay [634/1529] has come upon MJ94 [97/650] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:04:01 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[03/25/20 22:06:06] MJ94 [318/650] has come upon irix [423/952] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:10:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/26/20 05:50:31] JensRex, SCSi, and MJ94 [652/2763] have team battled xonic, Tratos, and Balthazar [1847/2728] and lost! 0 days, 16:58:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/20 00:38:51] MJ94 and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/20 05:41:39] MadMan, Lnk, and AncalagonThBlack [567/3089] have team battled MJ94, borsin, and rustybicycle [265/1747] and won! 0 days, 09:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/20 09:39:08] sairis, MetaNova, and MJ94 [699/2032] have team battled gdm, i3d, and asdf [1033/1359] and lost! 1 day, 16:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/20 04:12:09] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:20:42 towards level 95.
[03/29/20 00:32:16] nijotz [152/213] has challenged MJ94 [319/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to nijotz's clock.
[03/30/20 21:32:37] MJ94 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:30:38 towards level 95.
[03/31/20 19:26:01] Yuhno, misha, and MJ94 [246/2038] have team battled Jaglag, fattrat, and Scar3cr0w [1948/2176] and lost! 2 days, 22:51:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/20 01:09:03] MJ94, Ironhoof, SCSi, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/20 18:22:33] Elgo, elf, and Agent86 [176/2723] have team battled Reilly, Sharky4, and MJ94 [1088/2373] and lost! 0 days, 13:42:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/20 15:48:48] MJ94 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:10:28 from level 95.
[04/03/20 16:06:43] MJ94 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:48:07 from level 95.
[04/03/20 23:11:44] lakwatsero, DrJosh9000, and vegadark [1161/1937] have team battled MJ94, desikitteh, and canton7 [1893/2143] and lost! 3 days, 00:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/20 06:02:08] MJ94, damyan, and Varjatticus [1635/2271] have team battled MrGlass, Andries, and Heisenberg [2675/2704] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/20 07:23:06] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:48 towards level 95.
[04/05/20 00:51:53] MJ94, waifu, and Balthazar [2163/2526] have team battled Elgo, h00k, and misha [1835/2318] and won! 0 days, 21:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 05:55:33] ToHellWithGA [618/1044] has challenged MJ94 [462/650] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:15:55 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/05/20 12:29:47] waifu and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/20 17:06:58] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:40:02 towards level 95.
[04/06/20 20:41:15] MJ94 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:30:15 towards level 95.
[04/10/20 11:07:24] MJ94 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:07:23 towards level 95.
[04/10/20 16:35:18] MJ94 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:01:00 from level 95.
[04/11/20 08:10:05] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:55:35 from level 95.
[04/11/20 16:17:40] dax [507/604] has come upon MJ94 [380/650] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:17:04 is removed from dax's clock.
[04/12/20 22:39:30] MJ94 [134/650] has come upon astropoint [761/1032] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:35:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/13/20 09:07:31] MJ94 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:41:54 from level 95.
[04/13/20 11:22:59] MJ94, john, and meskio [1113/1598] have team battled theZoMBiE, sukil, and Athos [1377/1616] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 18:16:57] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:44 towards level 95.
[04/15/20 00:55:17] crysys, desikitteh, and nawcom [897/1695] have team battled MJ94, Zyphyr, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1797/1844] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 09:38:06] MJ94 and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 19:57:42] FSM [510/818] has come upon MJ94 [550/650] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:58:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/17/20 05:25:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 23:27:14 toward level 95.
[04/17/20 12:22:07] MrGlass, soltys, and dartainus [1504/2710] have team battled cirdan, MJ94, and Ttech [523/3541] and won! 1 day, 03:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/20 08:14:08] dindinx, Zaratustra, and MJ94 [723/2576] have team battled rxcomm, yano, and delet [1600/2024] and lost! 3 days, 02:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/20 10:23:27] djm [275/910] has challenged MJ94 [637/650] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:33:38 is added to djm's clock.
[04/23/20 09:01:17] unicron, neurospex, and jayvee [2241/2810] have team battled SCSi, Blukunfando, and MJ94 [1836/2072] and won! 0 days, 17:32:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/20 04:34:56] Misza [522/1351] has challenged MJ94 [534/650] in combat and lost! 11 days, 20:29:15 is added to Misza's clock.
[04/24/20 08:34:44] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:42 towards level 95.
[04/25/20 08:24:08] MJ94 and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/20 10:08:27] SkyRPG, crysys, and L [17/1718] have team battled JensRex, MJ94, and idlerpgww [839/2724] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/20 00:21:54] MJ94, IdleMaster, dax, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/20 00:45:03] Chuck [347/768] has come upon MJ94 [449/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:35 is added to Chuck's clock.
[04/30/20 21:34:52] bigjay, MJ94, and maligned [1353/2776] have team battled Neo, djm, and golgy [2369/2371] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/20 08:59:15] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/20 07:04:00] MJ94 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/20 12:41:09] AngryParsley, holloway, and tms [578/2578] have team battled MJ94, sjums_the_great, and pollo [780/2690] and lost! 0 days, 17:31:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/20 09:27:04] niko [637/908] has come upon MJ94 [439/650] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:14:31 is removed from niko's clock.
[05/03/20 10:39:41] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:15 towards level 95.
[05/03/20 12:33:17] Eldoreth [320/1265] has come upon MJ94 [561/650] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:01:03 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/03/20 20:12:05] SkyAdmin [128/150] has challenged MJ94 [354/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:02 is added to SkyAdmin's clock.
[05/04/20 00:51:04] JuanMaestro, LukeLR, and MiddlewareMonkey [2190/2775] have team battled MJ94, Leedsichthys, and KH405 [766/1573] and won! 0 days, 01:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/20 20:56:39] Leedsichthys [12/375] has come upon MJ94 [471/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:24 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[05/05/20 01:54:40] MJ94 [518/650] has challenged Chuck [36/768] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:59:22 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/06/20 02:24:27] MJ94, sairis, and sjefen6 [574/1963] have team battled MetaNova, niko, and Athos [1217/2574] and lost! 1 day, 22:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/20 06:32:00] MJ94, Scar3cr0w, TheDeadlyDandy, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/20 11:25:41] MJ94 and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 18:07:47] loomysh [906/1141] has come upon MJ94 [556/650] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:20:25 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[05/08/20 00:28:13] MJ94, delet, and blabber [1643/1796] have team battled Dyntra, Majak, and h00k [689/2150] and won! 0 days, 00:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 11:57:50] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:25:15 towards level 96.
[05/09/20 22:36:52] tms, dindinx, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1410/1775] have team battled Crazycatlady, MJ94, and GunMan [348/1660] and won! 1 day, 13:34:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/20 02:44:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 03:01:35 from level 96.
[05/10/20 21:55:06] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:53:44 towards level 96.
[05/11/20 22:49:43] MJ94 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:27:09 from level 96.
[05/12/20 08:05:03] bisco [898/1038] has challenged MJ94 [331/650] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:38:02 is removed from bisco's clock.
[05/12/20 09:47:57] MJ94 [122/650] has come upon crysys [215/782] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:44:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/12/20 18:05:42] lipek [576/1376] has come upon MJ94 [509/650] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:23:38 is removed from lipek's clock.
[05/13/20 17:17:07] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:18:04 towards level 96.
[05/14/20 00:02:31] Malikith [196/334] has challenged MJ94 [235/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to Malikith's clock.
[05/14/20 09:16:14] MJ94 [306/650] has challenged petrichor [1001/1231] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:02:53 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/14/20 12:21:04] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 17:19:22] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:45:56 from level 96.
[05/15/20 17:19:46] MJ94 and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 12:16:48] ToHellWithGA, MJ94, and skarlso [990/2543] have team battled Athos, Sharky4, and efertone [860/2347] and won! 5 days, 06:47:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/20 03:36:58] el [87/1136] has challenged MJ94 [200/650] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:39:35 is added to el's clock.
[05/18/20 05:33:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 7 days, 17:13:12 toward level 96.
[05/18/20 11:22:37] soltys [558/960] has come upon MJ94 [31/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:03 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/18/20 20:27:13] ToHellWithGA, sc_, and SCSi [2242/2849] have team battled MJ94, rustybicycle, and Globalirc [1687/2069] and won! 0 days, 10:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 06:41:42] MJ94 [309/650] has come upon gildarts [357/458] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:29:31 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/19/20 13:44:59] lipek [378/1403] has challenged MJ94 [541/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:50 is added to lipek's clock.
[05/20/20 04:16:42] MJ94 [302/650] has come upon freeboson [375/695] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:07:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/20/20 14:34:22] sc_ [234/715] has challenged MJ94 [75/650] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:05:03 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[05/24/20 15:12:48] MJ94 [620/650] has challenged SCSi [518/1036] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:31:08 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/25/20 06:00:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 19 days, 02:32:03 toward level 96.
[05/25/20 17:18:39] ohnx [421/782] has challenged MJ94 [311/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:30:55 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[05/26/20 10:33:40] MJ94 [97/650] has come upon jnerulax [479/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:02:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/26/20 14:00:24] MJ94 [361/650] has come upon pfoley [533/905] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:17:44 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/26/20 15:41:34] idlerpgww [440/764] has challenged MJ94 [142/650] in combat and won! 17 days, 23:33:51 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[05/28/20 04:17:40] Sharky4 [1044/1185] has come upon MJ94 [405/650] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:43:23 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[05/28/20 05:59:39] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:47 towards level 96.
[05/28/20 23:36:08] algernon [73/722] has challenged MJ94 [222/650] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:50:32 is added to algernon's clock.
[05/30/20 10:27:14] Ironhoof [1230/1266] has come upon MJ94 [319/650] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:41:58 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[05/30/20 11:17:50] dwfreed, Ironhoof, and MJ94 [111/2704] have team battled meskio, Eldoreth, and Pici [2614/3540] and lost! 2 days, 07:42:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/20 16:41:54] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:28 towards level 96.
[05/30/20 17:35:09] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:53 towards level 96.
[05/30/20 20:14:18] MJ94 and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 06:23:14] ilbelkyr, gdm, and phraktyl [1611/2428] have team battled MJ94, FSM, and elbie [1892/2020] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/20 09:53:01] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:38 towards level 96.
[06/01/20 15:03:25] MJ94 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:08 towards level 96.
[06/01/20 19:00:56] anarcat [245/683] has come upon MJ94 [287/650] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:24:28 is added to anarcat's clock.
[06/02/20 19:25:56] adamus1red, JuanMaestro, and Roxana [1008/2947] have team battled lakwatsero, MJ94, and zbe [1450/1767] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 23:29:42] MJ94 and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/20 05:41:46] MJ94 and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 07:54:29] golgy, sc_, and ohnx [1953/2522] have team battled algernon, DrJosh9000, and MJ94 [544/2171] and won! 0 days, 16:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 21:41:40] MJ94 [111/650] has challenged el [642/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:47 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/06/20 22:26:54] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:53 towards level 96.
[06/07/20 02:33:13] MJ94, FSM, micah, and Pici have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/20 04:17:19] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:07:47 from level 96.
[06/08/20 03:34:28] lipek [706/1413] has come upon MJ94 [356/650] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 21:16:48 is removed from lipek's clock.
[06/08/20 14:09:52] bigtrees [385/397] has challenged MJ94 [562/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:27 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[06/08/20 23:17:17] MJ94 and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 00:04:00] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:21 towards level 96.
[06/09/20 03:19:12] tmberg, KH405, and Nofew [791/3137] have team battled MJ94, dax, and Crazycatlady [221/2192] and won! 0 days, 03:40:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 05:22:06] MJ94 [7/650] has challenged parkaman [17/591] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:27:56 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/10/20 06:25:54] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:39:08 towards level 97.
[06/10/20 12:12:51] Lnk, Tenorman, and Xenthys [1574/2970] have team battled MJ94, Fluttershy, and VoidFox [1000/2195] and won! 2 days, 13:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 18:33:39] idlerpgww, Scornn, and jnerulax [1286/2267] have team battled MJ94, djm, and vegadark [506/2282] and won! 1 day, 08:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 20:50:25] MJ94, Misza, TimWolla, and PiotrekD have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/20 21:50:30] MJ94 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:31:00 from level 97.
[06/14/20 10:12:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 29 days, 00:12:37 toward level 97.
[06/14/20 13:47:18] MJ94 [246/656] has come upon WallIdl [529/718] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:34:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/14/20 19:34:44] nawcom [62/667] has challenged MJ94 [33/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:53:13 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/15/20 01:36:17] Xenthys [509/771] has challenged MJ94 [523/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:25 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/15/20 07:44:56] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:37:53 towards level 97.
[06/15/20 09:37:20] ToHellWithGA [1066/1090] has come upon MJ94 [327/656] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 13:35:01 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/16/20 13:28:00] PlasmaStar [243/667] has come upon MJ94 [399/656] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:19:43 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[06/16/20 20:01:57] CornFly, MJ94, and sc_ [1716/2602] have team battled Milquetoast, cirdan, and fattrat [1234/3259] and won! 5 days, 18:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/20 21:55:39] Lemelisk [747/1384] has come upon MJ94 [641/656] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:34:42 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[06/16/20 22:47:52] MJ94 [223/656] has challenged WallIdl [35/718] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:08:33 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/17/20 12:08:46] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:49 towards level 97.
[06/18/20 04:43:18] Xenthys [664/781] has challenged MJ94 [400/656] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:50:52 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[06/19/20 02:43:36] MJ94 and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/20 10:42:16] MJ94 [590/656] has come upon sjums_the_great [891/983] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:18:27 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/20/20 06:01:37] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:38 towards level 97.
[06/21/20 21:17:03] MJ94, Ironhoof, and elf [1903/3254] have team battled sigmg, Frogging101, and Scar3cr0w [1255/2425] and won! 1 day, 22:07:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/20 11:00:50] loomysh, gildarts, and MJ94 [303/2290] have team battled tmberg, FSM, and jnerulax [1243/2959] and lost! 1 day, 10:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/20 11:26:02] MJ94 [505/656] has challenged Bluedog [132/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:28:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/24/20 01:21:25] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:34 towards level 97.
[06/24/20 06:03:27] Nistur [290/817] has come upon MJ94 [398/656] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:18:02 is added to Nistur's clock.
[06/27/20 06:48:28] MJ94 [34/656] has challenged MrGlass [854/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:16:34 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/27/20 12:38:08] sc_, sjums_the_great, and loomysh [2896/2897] have team battled Bahhumbug, ganome, and MJ94 [73/2295] and won! 1 day, 15:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 11:55:27] jayvee [552/742] has challenged MJ94 [209/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:58:04 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[06/28/20 16:49:57] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:37 from level 97.
[06/29/20 10:10:23] Nistur [105/817] has come upon MJ94 [628/656] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:04:19 is added to Nistur's clock.
[06/29/20 16:59:08] MJ94 [156/656] has challenged Globalirc [407/834] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/01/20 04:35:35] PlasmaStar, MJ94, and MrGlass [1002/2293] have team battled phraktyl, HellSpawn, and womblecat [1349/1921] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/20 14:22:48] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:53:05 towards level 98.
[07/01/20 21:06:58] kenyon [587/1397] has challenged MJ94 [664/667] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:41:15 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/02/20 04:10:58] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:41:16 towards level 98.
[07/03/20 12:50:48] i3d, MJ94, and jayvee [1990/2061] have team battled cocco, lavamind, and AncalagonThBlack [384/1933] and won! 7 days, 08:09:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/20 17:39:57] max [131/667] has come upon MJ94 [508/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:44 is added to max's clock.
[07/06/20 02:36:34] MJ94 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:18:53 towards level 98.
[07/07/20 03:21:21] IdleMaster [3/802] has come upon MJ94 [164/675] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:13:29 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/07/20 06:16:32] Everyman [424/793] has come upon MJ94 [493/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:31:31 is added to Everyman's clock.
[07/07/20 18:51:48] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:36:30 towards level 98.
[07/09/20 23:07:24] MJ94 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:56:32 from level 98.
[07/12/20 12:01:54] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:37:02 towards level 98.
[07/12/20 14:01:52] MJ94 [469/675] has challenged bigjay [772/1623] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:09:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/12/20 21:03:28] MrGlass [657/952] has challenged MJ94 [68/675] in combat and won! 16 days, 01:32:56 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[07/14/20 04:44:29] blabber [57/883] has come upon MJ94 [54/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:57 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/14/20 04:44:32] blabber [298/883] has come upon MJ94 [354/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:35 is added to blabber's clock.
[07/14/20 13:12:27] MJ94 [18/675] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [286/855] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:45:34 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/15/20 01:25:14] MJ94 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:08:04 from level 98.
[07/15/20 08:33:54] shymega [580/659] has come upon MJ94 [320/675] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:56:47 is removed from shymega's clock.
[07/15/20 14:35:28] MJ94 and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/20 22:25:46] MJ94 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:02:09 from level 98.
[07/17/20 02:57:19] MJ94 sharpened the edge of their weapon! MJ94's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/20 23:42:37] MJ94 [518/682] has come upon sairis [309/776] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:46:50 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/18/20 12:52:35] m0shbear [893/1014] has come upon MJ94 [562/682] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 06:06:54 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[07/18/20 21:16:00] GunMan, rustybicycle, and Yuhno [945/1907] have team battled crysys, MJ94, and phraktyl [380/2096] and won! 1 day, 21:41:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/20 18:09:07] yano [354/693] has come upon MJ94 [572/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:40:41 is added to yano's clock.
[07/22/20 05:44:00] crysys, yano, and meskio [29/2614] have team battled MJ94, MadMan, and buksi [2274/2896] and lost! 4 days, 02:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/20 10:47:31] MJ94 [222/682] has come upon pfoley [367/917] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:01:23 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/23/20 03:10:58] MJ94, Beefcan, buksi, and m0shbear have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/20 23:34:52] Mateusz [1161/1253] has come upon MJ94 [11/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:08:11 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[07/24/20 10:52:20] Misza, maligned, and kenyon [737/3539] have team battled MJ94, unicron, and sukil [252/2182] and won! 0 days, 03:24:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/20 16:28:12] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:39 towards level 98.
[07/25/20 05:30:29] Blukunfando, MJ94, and Scornn [1545/1991] have team battled FSM, Fennec, and canton7 [96/2426] and won! 1 day, 02:24:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 06:49:49] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:14:17 from level 98.
[07/27/20 06:14:24] Tor, tms, and Heisenberg [295/3212] have team battled blabber, kenyon, and MJ94 [481/2964] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/20 20:29:57] MJ94 [269/682] has challenged lavamind [753/803] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:05:54 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/28/20 07:35:26] WallIdl [513/724] has challenged MJ94 [234/682] in combat and won! 20 days, 10:38:52 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[07/28/20 14:34:24] MJ94 [90/682] has challenged IdleBot [1138/2312] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:59:22 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/29/20 04:01:49] MJ94 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:17 from level 98.
[07/29/20 15:40:30] Heisenberg [791/1108] has challenged MJ94 [632/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:23:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/30/20 12:21:59] i3d, Yuhno, and theZoMBiE [1283/1863] have team battled MJ94, dwfreed, and Majak [542/2390] and won! 0 days, 15:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 01:36:27] anarcat [134/675] has come upon MJ94 [491/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:34:10 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/02/20 05:26:54] i3d [341/662] has come upon MJ94 [18/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:04:39 is removed from i3d's clock.
[08/02/20 06:02:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 18:58:16 from level 98.
[08/02/20 06:12:17] Ironhoof [1036/1361] has challenged MJ94 [148/682] in combat and won! 17 days, 19:17:16 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[08/02/20 15:04:00] Birdbones [469/1325] has challenged MJ94 [311/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:14:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/02/20 17:25:17] Balthazar [255/1049] has come upon MJ94 [341/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:36:58 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[08/03/20 18:38:03] MJ94 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:25:31 from level 98.
[08/03/20 18:57:16] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:08:07 towards level 98.
[08/04/20 06:13:32] parkaman [640/789] has challenged MJ94 [12/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:05:21 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[08/04/20 22:33:49] MJ94 and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 07:30:24] MJ94 [302/682] has come upon tmberg [1163/1517] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:48:03 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/05/20 09:18:29] MJ94 sharpened the edge of their weapon! MJ94's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/20 12:07:41] rustybicycle [76/808] has come upon MJ94 [162/689] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:04:56 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[08/06/20 05:25:20] max [478/675] has challenged MJ94 [18/689] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:12:14 is removed from max's clock.
[08/06/20 22:11:21] Baldric [109/315] has challenged MJ94 [203/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to Baldric's clock.
[08/07/20 15:48:52] Zyphyr, cocco, and Ironhoof [1367/2456] have team battled bisco, bigjay, and MJ94 [2812/3317] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/20 08:30:10] shymega [571/659] has come upon MJ94 [200/689] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:03:22 is removed from shymega's clock.
[08/08/20 23:10:58] Tiny_Nuggins [321/960] has come upon MJ94 [324/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:51:05 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[08/09/20 23:09:03] m0shbear [834/1240] has come upon MJ94 [428/689] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 06:24:41 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[08/10/20 03:41:25] MJ94 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:13:32 from level 98.
[08/10/20 03:48:33] MJ94 [568/689] has challenged misha [219/762] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:43:51 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/10/20 12:50:45] MJ94 [520/689] has challenged Xenthys [477/796] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:20:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/11/20 00:11:04] Globalirc [782/845] has come upon MJ94 [475/689] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:40:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/11/20 13:26:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 9 days, 19:29:57 toward level 98.
[08/12/20 08:38:23] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:04 towards level 98.
[08/15/20 17:55:27] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:32 towards level 98.
[08/15/20 20:23:07] MJ94 [158/704] has challenged bookworm [454/468] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:19:20 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/16/20 05:25:09] Bluedog [331/485] has challenged MJ94 [167/704] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:02:44 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[08/16/20 07:01:51] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:06 towards level 98.
[08/16/20 19:09:44] Majak, jjasghar, and MJ94 [125/2069] have team battled Tenorman, Heisenberg, and ohnx [2322/3098] and lost! 1 day, 01:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/20 09:54:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 2 days, 13:25:14 toward level 98.
[08/18/20 03:49:02] MJ94, himuraken, and yano [1023/2381] have team battled bisco, Geela, and WallIdl [71/2784] and won! 6 days, 15:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/20 22:40:24] MJ94 [296/704] has challenged elf [536/1318] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:47:50 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/19/20 10:30:39] MJ94 [567/704] has come upon WallIdl [411/759] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 14:48:25 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/20/20 05:45:38] blackroot, LukeLR, and KyloRen [1295/1649] have team battled MJ94, Majak, and IdleMaster [544/2420] and won! 0 days, 05:46:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/20 18:25:46] Majak [121/897] has come upon MJ94 [524/704] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:06:24 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/21/20 23:32:44] MJ94 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/20 19:02:53] MJ94 [291/704] has challenged KH405 [50/565] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/23/20 12:13:37] SirMonkeybox, MJ94, KH405, and sunri5e have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/20 13:48:35] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:36 towards level 98.
[08/24/20 08:11:29] Ttech [585/2085] has challenged MJ94 [699/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:49:22 is added to Ttech's clock.
[08/24/20 15:02:53] WallIdl and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 13:57:07] Tor [882/1037] has come upon MJ94 [275/704] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:25:20 is removed from Tor's clock.
[08/25/20 18:19:28] KeboDK [642/792] has challenged MJ94 [328/704] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:54:22 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/25/20 19:48:56] xayto [350/788] has come upon MJ94 [90/704] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:36:56 is removed from xayto's clock.
[08/25/20 19:48:56] xayto has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:55:16 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/26/20 17:43:29] MJ94 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:52:01 from level 98.
[08/27/20 03:27:18] MJ94 [244/704] has challenged zbe [548/742] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:23:20 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/27/20 18:16:03] Khorne [367/788] has come upon MJ94 [575/704] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:40:31 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/28/20 04:50:39] MJ94, fattrat, and Crazycatlady [1317/2815] have team battled Birdbones, Khorne, and holloway [1539/3092] and lost! 4 days, 22:41:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 06:01:14] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:35:15 towards level 98.
[08/28/20 11:43:47] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:41 towards level 98.
[08/30/20 19:51:36] MJ94 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:06 towards level 98.
[08/30/20 23:05:49] MJ94 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:42:12 from level 98.
[08/31/20 10:49:44] mordac, tmberg, and ohnx [2272/3637] have team battled MJ94, tms, and Sharky4 [64/2861] and won! 0 days, 04:16:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 12:21:52] max, ToHellWithGA, and Lemelisk [1429/3161] have team battled Elgo, MJ94, and rxcomm [905/2943] and won! 3 days, 02:09:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 20:34:11] Beavis, MJ94, gdm, and blackroot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/20 04:15:06] MJ94 [651/704] has come upon beefnog [305/360] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:12:23 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[09/01/20 06:13:11] sunri5e [362/1064] has come upon MJ94 [239/704] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:30:19 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/01/20 12:30:33] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:05 towards level 98.
[09/01/20 23:49:37] MJ94 and feek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 23:54:41] doalim [75/114] has challenged MJ94 [264/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:58 is added to doalim's clock.
[09/03/20 09:01:26] MJ94 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:13 towards level 98.
[09/03/20 15:14:49] ganome [227/687] has come upon MJ94 [358/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:19:24 is added to ganome's clock.
[09/04/20 15:57:45] Lemelisk, bisco, and doalim [2017/2959] have team battled MJ94, RBecker, and bobvador [1684/2342] and won! 0 days, 00:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 20:39:10] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:55 towards level 98.
[09/06/20 13:36:25] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:21 towards level 98.
[09/09/20 06:35:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 0 days, 11:55:51 toward level 98.
[09/11/20 16:50:33] MJ94 [286/704] has challenged Eldoreth [754/1359] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:14:51 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/11/20 23:12:44] Desspugne, sjefen6, and holloway [1835/2726] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, MJ94, and Leedsichthys [646/2057] and won! 1 day, 04:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/20 23:45:49] RedW, bobvador, and xayto [1747/2475] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, allo, and MJ94 [2368/2466] and lost! 4 days, 04:27:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/20 15:21:56] MJ94 [321/704] has challenged xayto [446/801] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:52:28 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/25/20 00:23:52] MJ94 [631/704] has challenged nickware [394/1287] in combat and won! 22 days, 03:02:43 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/22/21 13:23:26] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 22:17:23 from level 99.
[01/22/21 19:30:02] MJ94 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:17:47 towards level 99.
[01/23/21 10:47:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MJ94 with fire, slowing the heathen 40 days, 21:45:48 from level 99.
[01/23/21 14:49:04] RedW [359/1026] has come upon MJ94 [90/704] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:31:57 is removed from RedW's clock.
[01/23/21 18:55:25] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 15:16:39 towards level 99.
[01/24/21 22:57:36] SlowRiot and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 08:22:18] MJ94 and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/21 18:52:29] MJ94 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 02:43:00 towards level 99.
[01/27/21 20:13:56] MJ94, solarsparq, and C++ [545/1734] have team battled GilbertErik, pants, and zankore [233/3594] and won! 0 days, 08:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/21 11:07:33] Bkid and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/21 01:09:35] gdm [248/693] has come upon MJ94 [593/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:17 is added to gdm's clock.
[01/31/21 06:58:30] SSLbits [469/545] has come upon MJ94 [417/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:10 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/31/21 15:44:34] blackroot [441/479] has challenged MJ94 [509/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:32:55 is added to blackroot's clock.
[02/01/21 18:11:34] GilbertErik, MJ94, and womblecat [1185/2693] have team battled jjasghar, Beavis, and Nofew [1841/2898] and lost! 5 days, 11:00:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/21 09:39:27] MJ94 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:06:18 towards level 99.
[02/02/21 11:51:25] micah [1147/1207] has come upon MJ94 [459/704] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:17:55 is removed from micah's clock.
[02/02/21 20:50:26] MJ94 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:30:37 towards level 99.
[02/03/21 16:03:05] xayto [92/808] has challenged MJ94 [396/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:47:40 is added to xayto's clock.
[02/03/21 16:30:08] MJ94 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:58:08 from level 99.
[02/04/21 15:25:35] jjasghar, maligned, and MJ94 [2199/2480] have team battled LukeLR, Beavis, and irix [2283/3129] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/21 16:56:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 44 days, 00:19:57 toward level 99.
[02/05/21 13:33:53] nickware, Desspugne, and RBecker [2646/2759] have team battled Pontuzz, MJ94, and petrichor [1163/2709] and won! 0 days, 04:16:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/21 15:21:10] bobvador [269/675] has challenged MJ94 [677/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:17 is added to bobvador's clock.
[02/06/21 17:07:23] brendan [787/1384] has challenged MJ94 [310/704] in combat and won! 28 days, 02:58:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/07/21 04:26:27] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:46 towards level 99.
[02/07/21 05:51:51] AncalagonThBlack, suterismus, and feek [722/3481] have team battled Tratos, Notir, and MJ94 [2010/2428] and lost! 5 days, 06:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/21 10:39:58] MJ94 and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/21 13:40:53] MJ94 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:23 towards level 99.
[02/07/21 15:25:48] Yupa [251/356] has come upon MJ94 [581/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:29:18 is added to Yupa's clock.
[02/08/21 21:34:41] Forud [578/965] has challenged MJ94 [498/704] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:33:37 is removed from Forud's clock.
[02/10/21 05:20:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 4 days, 01:36:45 toward level 99.
[02/10/21 11:40:00] AbrahamLinksys, Khorne, and blackroot [1195/2263] have team battled Eldoreth, MJ94, and TheSilentLink [2717/2953] and lost! 1 day, 15:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/21 08:10:41] Mars [826/1325] has challenged MJ94 [670/704] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:36:56 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/12/21 07:28:33] MJ94 and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 09:59:06] maligned, blabber, and MJ94 [1772/2539] have team battled tms, Athos, and HeavyPodda [1517/2755] and won! 1 day, 01:26:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 02:50:41] TauPan and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 06:29:29] MJ94 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:03 towards level 99.
[02/15/21 11:16:05] keepermurf and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/21 10:10:58] MJ94 [531/704] has challenged waifu [735/1177] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:43:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/17/21 00:42:43] MJ94 [425/704] has challenged AbacusAvenger [57/909] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:54:44 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/17/21 11:45:22] MJ94 [542/704] has challenged sc_ [431/852] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:59:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/17/21 13:45:49] MJ94 [58/704] has challenged acolarh [323/847] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:15:53 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/17/21 14:09:40] MJ94 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:00 towards level 100.
[02/18/21 04:32:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MJ94 43 days, 08:23:56 toward level 100.
[02/18/21 06:22:13] MJ94 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:50 towards level 100.
[02/19/21 09:56:59] MJ94, nawcom, and blizgerg [463/2704] have team battled hr7xt8, Zyphyr, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1363/1921] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/21 02:15:30] MJ94 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:34:09 from level 100.
[02/24/21 12:02:53] MJ94 [28/704] has come upon ohnx [641/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:05:33 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/25/21 15:45:35] TheSilentLink [328/726] has challenged MJ94 [625/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/26/21 15:49:17] AncalagonThBlack and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 19:38:29] jayvee [631/786] has challenged MJ94 [658/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:53:37 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/27/21 20:44:08] Globalirc [1013/1025] has challenged MJ94 [316/704] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:35:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/28/21 02:27:16] MJ94 and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 03:13:14] MJ94 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:44:33 towards level 100.
[02/28/21 11:49:25] Beefcan [173/701] has come upon MJ94 [13/704] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:36:51 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/28/21 16:45:16] Atan, canton7, and Ironhoof [653/3439] have team battled phraktyl, sjums_the_great, and MJ94 [384/2384] and won! 5 days, 13:54:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 09:35:30] m0shbear, hotdogman, and sairis [1651/2668] have team battled MJ94, lipek, and sjefen6 [2332/3083] and lost! 0 days, 20:20:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/21 05:17:27] Heisenberg [85/830] has come upon MJ94 [396/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:00:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/05/21 04:18:29] MJ94 [125/704] has come upon MadMan [1103/1115] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:12:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/06/21 02:59:14] MJ94 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:57 towards level 100.
[03/06/21 15:01:07] astropoint [371/1035] has challenged MJ94 [36/712] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:34:19 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[03/07/21 04:07:46] MJ94 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 15:02:35] brendan and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 18:47:51] MJ94 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:05 towards level 100.
[03/13/21 10:37:22] MJ94 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:29 from level 100.
[03/15/21 04:01:15] IdleMaster [657/830] has come upon MJ94 [415/712] and taken them in combat! 35 days, 18:43:20 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/16/21 17:16:01] MJ94 [427/712] has challenged bookworm [447/462] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:37:03 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/19/21 07:29:58] irix [774/986] has challenged MJ94 [106/712] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:16:36 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/20/21 10:10:57] borsin, Milquetoast, and MJ94 [511/2626] have team battled CornFly, nawcom, and bookworm [512/2283] and lost! 16 days, 18:10:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/21 13:51:24] MJ94 [420/712] has come upon Gatewayy [237/905] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 21:13:38 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/21/21 20:07:11] bisco [832/1399] has come upon MJ94 [375/712] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 18:44:24 is removed from bisco's clock.
[03/22/21 04:45:17] MJ94 [561/712] has challenged idlerpgww [138/751] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:58:29 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/24/21 11:28:09] MJ94 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:22:30 towards level 100.
[03/24/21 15:49:11] MJ94 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:28:40 towards level 100.
[03/25/21 15:48:26] anarcat, Eldoreth, and MJ94 [1211/3234] have team battled pyre, doZ, and sairis [1592/2460] and lost! 1 day, 01:12:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/21 22:10:26] MJ94 [173/712] has challenged solarsparq [278/407] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:57:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/28/21 04:13:52] GilbertErik, LukeLR, and Ignotum [520/2624] have team battled Asara, Tenorman, and MJ94 [412/2791] and won! 0 days, 01:35:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 20:23:40] MJ94 and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/21 08:10:12] damyan, MJ94, and Khorne [668/2854] have team battled Nofew, golgy, and dindinx [451/2797] and won! 3 days, 18:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/21 16:02:42] FSM [283/693] has come upon MJ94 [269/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:42:49 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/31/21 23:59:25] MJ94 left their weapon out in the rain to rust! MJ94's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/21 03:29:16] MJ94 [644/704] has come upon xayto [151/813] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:47:52 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/02/21 09:23:24] szczur [77/395] has challenged MJ94 [147/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to szczur's clock.
[04/03/21 03:56:36] Heretic [92/541] has challenged MJ94 [33/704] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:41:03 is removed from Heretic's clock.
[04/03/21 14:38:09] algernon [554/1023] has come upon MJ94 [149/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:33:08 is removed from algernon's clock.
[04/04/21 08:03:32] MJ94 [263/704] has challenged Tratos [953/1197] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:33:39 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/05/21 07:09:05] MJ94 [452/704] has challenged Tor [306/1043] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:33:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/05/21 12:54:00] MJ94 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:28:40 from level 100.
[04/06/21 21:18:10] JensRex [97/1396] has challenged MJ94 [494/704] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:18:21 is added to JensRex's clock.
[04/07/21 05:41:05] MJ94 [597/704] has come upon djm [105/856] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:50:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/07/21 16:10:21] CornFly [705/1063] has come upon MJ94 [392/704] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[04/07/21 23:26:11] MJ94, Gatewayy, and TimWolla [711/2555] have team battled max, algernon, and elf [2949/3034] and lost! 3 days, 07:56:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 16:15:40] MJ94 [87/704] has come upon Scar3cr0w [243/772] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:17:04 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/09/21 14:35:18] Bkid [117/859] has challenged MJ94 [406/704] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:47:06 is added to Bkid's clock.
[04/09/21 15:57:43] xayto, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [278/2827] have team battled MJ94, blabber, and Heretic [1046/2059] and lost! 1 day, 16:24:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 18:22:01] MJ94 [491/704] has come upon ecko [34/311] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:28:38 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/10/21 18:59:34] brendan, blabber, MJ94, and cornfeedhobo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/21 13:49:29] MJ94 [178/704] has challenged MELOONi [144/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:00:57 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/11/21 14:14:00] MJ94 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:56:26 from level 100.
[04/12/21 02:52:51] MJ94 [588/712] has challenged dindinx [325/948] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:42:37 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/12/21 10:37:55] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:16 towards level 100.
[04/12/21 18:59:00] MJ94 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! MJ94's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/21 22:37:02] MJ94 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:12 towards level 100.
[04/13/21 13:05:21] pants stole MJ94's level 82 charm while they were sleeping! pants leaves their old level 72 charm behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[04/14/21 22:11:26] MJ94, StalkR, and Asara [1871/2013] have team battled cirdan, Geela, and dwfreed [1463/2657] and won! 0 days, 21:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/21 18:24:41] MJ94 and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/21 22:11:42] LordBanana, testing, and MJ94 [891/1292] have team battled cirdan, Clearcasting, and Tenorman [1189/2822] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/21 04:37:19] simple [1066/1149] has come upon MJ94 [295/688] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:21:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/17/21 20:04:10] MJ94 [404/688] has come upon acolarh [811/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:43 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/18/21 02:18:32] CodeB [659/781] has come upon MJ94 [608/688] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:48:45 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[04/18/21 06:30:31] MJ94 [345/688] has challenged GunMan [516/743] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:04:09 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/18/21 16:30:43] ToHellWithGA stole MJ94's level 96 set of leggings while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 55 set of leggings behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[04/19/21 17:38:07] MJ94 [520/643] has challenged algernon [685/1063] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:06:50 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/20/21 00:35:05] SCSi and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 10:27:12] MJ94 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:29:34 towards level 101.
[04/20/21 11:42:24] MJ94 [221/643] has challenged nickware [171/1339] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:37:20 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/20/21 13:38:01] tmberg, MJ94, and elbie [2752/3330] have team battled Asara, celesham, and damyan [276/2314] and won! 1 day, 14:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 23:26:49] Tratos and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 03:43:14] MJ94 [381/643] has come upon SCSi [1138/1257] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 02:49:23 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/20/21 06:20:30] kenyon [255/574] has come upon MJ94 [318/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:57:58 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/20/21 07:30:30] Eldoreth, Nofew, and makubex [1756/2648] have team battled MJ94, AncalagonThBlack, and el [2510/3190] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/21 18:45:11] MJ94 and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.