Player Info

User: Meta
Class: Gamer
Admin?: No
Level: 75
Next level: 53 days, 02:10:07
Status: Offline
Host: Meta!~meta@unaffiliated/meta
Account Created: Wed Apr 22 10:19:40 2015
Last login: Tue Dec 12 01:46:03 2017
Total time idled: 688 days, 00:44:57
Current position: [79,182]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 41
boots: 251 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 58
gloves: 49
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 58
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 72
tunic: 89 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 323 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1082

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 3 days, 20:24:31
part: None
quest: 104 days, 13:59:29
quit: 32 days, 22:23:29

total: 141 days, 08:47:29

Character Modifiers

[04/22/15 11:41:16] Meta [0/4] has challenged hoover [205/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 12:11:18] Meta [6/12] has challenged Alric` [316/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 13:16:05] Meta [10/21] has challenged Str1ngS [78/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 13:47:09] Meta [17/33] has challenged Darky [469/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 14:23:13] Meta [7/41] has challenged PiotrekD [674/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 15:04:39] Meta [14/52] has challenged Yeri [163/177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 15:51:50] Meta [11/67] has challenged Satoshi [592/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 16:48:08] Meta [82/84] has challenged JustAPerson [250/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/22/15 23:40:31] Meta [53/129] has challenged Pici [233/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/23/15 04:22:18] Meta [22/132] has challenged Jareeta [301/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/23/15 10:41:27] Meta [23/161] has challenged kork [246/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/23/15 14:52:01] Meta [170/188] has challenged amdavies [16/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:33 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/23/15 16:07:50] h00k [601/894] has challenged Meta [181/188] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:55:00 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/24/15 05:46:29] Meta [137/226] has challenged JustAPerson [197/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/24/15 08:24:44] G33KY, merryfett, and crazyoldman [1210/1323] have team battled Agent86, Mapleyy, and Meta [785/1239] and won! 0 days, 00:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 13:03:51] Meta [42/229] has challenged NezumiRyu [328/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/24/15 21:31:11] Meta [84/237] has challenged Sir_Lemming [29/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:00 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/25/15 02:44:53] cbob [266/348] has challenged Meta [218/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from cbob's clock.
[04/25/15 05:13:11] Meta [178/237] has challenged blind [388/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/25/15 06:32:47] Meta [136/237] has come upon zouave [264/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:06 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/26/15 04:25:04] Meta [112/237] has challenged amdavies [336/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/26/15 11:21:28] sjefen6 [290/418] has come upon Meta [99/237] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:58 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[04/26/15 15:52:03] bishopbranning [4/8] has challenged Meta [174/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to bishopbranning's clock.
[04/26/15 17:48:09] Meta [117/243] has challenged fwilson [325/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/26/15 20:55:10] FrodoTheHobbit [205/926] has come upon Meta [104/243] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:46:11 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[04/26/15 21:08:29] Cygnix [274/324] has challenged Meta [175/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from Cygnix's clock.
[04/27/15 03:58:20] woonack, brendan, and Agent86 [1595/2177] have team battled Fluttershy, ryushe, and Meta [985/1953] and won! 1 day, 06:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 09:52:19] Meta [212/243] has challenged Tenorman [471/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/28/15 01:31:43] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:56 towards level 32.
[04/28/15 04:24:52] Meta [191/243] has challenged PriceChild [30/653] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:49 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/28/15 20:35:14] Meta [114/243] has challenged clearcasting [382/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/29/15 20:47:57] Meta [211/243] has challenged sasaniak [449/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/01/15 01:57:30] Meta [161/243] has challenged Brainiac [181/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/01/15 03:06:30] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:01 towards level 36.
[05/02/15 09:04:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 0 days, 00:49:20 toward level 36.
[05/02/15 10:12:45] Meta [119/243] has challenged tmberg [884/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/03/15 09:57:22] grant050 [12/260] has challenged Meta [29/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to grant050's clock.
[05/03/15 17:47:04] TimWolla [258/280] has challenged Meta [177/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[05/04/15 00:33:34] Meta [242/243] has challenged Zaratustra [458/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/04/15 11:11:16] randomprogrammer [42/47] has challenged Meta [200/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to randomprogrammer's clock.
[05/05/15 11:00:07] gipyelrah, Meta, and argus [1147/1939] have team battled Andries, Budzogan, and bl4ckscor3 [1129/1506] and won! 0 days, 01:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 18:03:49] Meta [16/252] has challenged Andries [317/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/07/15 21:13:40] plaller [44/290] has challenged Meta [200/252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to plaller's clock.
[05/07/15 21:19:48] Meta [93/252] has challenged ryushe [91/929] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/08/15 02:56:56] RBecker [229/413] has come upon Meta [162/252] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:18 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/09/15 12:05:54] naw, Cysioland, and ruan [119/1817] have team battled Milquetoast, Nyarlathotep, and Meta [480/749] and lost! 1 day, 03:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/15 17:28:30] Lenny [999/1062] has challenged Meta [96/252] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:10:57 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[05/09/15 19:11:03] Meta [59/263] has challenged sbp [252/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/10/15 01:57:13] Meta [64/263] has come upon Frogging101 [547/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:47 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/10/15 03:40:07] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:36 towards level 41.
[05/10/15 19:35:38] Meta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:16 towards level 41.
[05/11/15 02:18:39] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:49 towards level 41.
[05/11/15 09:12:29] fattrat, yond, and sedrik [915/2181] have team battled Meta, argus, and Satoshi [1264/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/15 06:11:49] MontyZuma, Sixbierehomme, and Meta [1543/1907] have team battled SlowRiot, G33KY, and Moogly [1065/1928] and won! 0 days, 00:26:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 07:56:02] Meta [208/263] has challenged Str1ngS [220/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/12/15 11:05:09] aarontc, Meta, and cbob [206/1287] have team battled blizgerg, ifsp, and Kratos [725/1549] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/15 03:50:31] grooverider, jstg, and likcoras [1274/1692] have team battled Sixbierehomme, XenGi, and Meta [504/1886] and won! 0 days, 00:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/15 21:43:24] Meta learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:40 towards level 42.
[05/14/15 07:56:42] Meta [21/263] has come upon fwilson [309/363] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/15/15 05:02:34] Meta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:21 from level 42.
[05/15/15 13:09:38] Meta, SirNeo, and Mapleyy [514/1102] have team battled kensington, Cysioland, and keeper_c [1091/2235] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/15 08:00:20] dindinx [84/552] has challenged Meta [220/268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:42 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/16/15 22:54:59] Meta [284/321] has challenged G33KY [691/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/17/15 18:04:27] Mapleyy, sedrik, and Ladon [1111/1677] have team battled neo, Panick, and Meta [81/1490] and won! 0 days, 06:27:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 18:52:21] cirdan [500/789] has come upon Meta [214/321] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:03:20 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/18/15 23:11:51] Meta, allo, and RBecker [1234/1295] have team battled Milquetoast, Thracky, and DiCEr1904 [645/1707] and won! 0 days, 08:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 22:06:06] ludjer [273/376] has come upon Meta [43/321] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:04 is removed from ludjer's clock.
[05/20/15 04:39:36] Meta met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:01 from level 43.
[05/20/15 08:33:49] naw [97/560] has challenged Meta [121/321] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:59:30 is added to naw's clock.
[05/20/15 11:30:30] Meta [113/356] has challenged NezumiRyu [55/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/21/15 01:08:49] Meta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:06:51 from level 44.
[05/22/15 01:37:24] SirMonkeybox, Meta, and TimWolla [1572/1650] have team battled Flintts, sasaniak, and Nayru [413/1294] and won! 0 days, 01:38:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/15 09:20:42] XJR-9 [650/680] has come upon Meta [196/356] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:54:49 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[05/24/15 14:24:10] Meta [138/361] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [158/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/27/15 03:32:12] pipework, talso, and keeper_c [961/2321] have team battled Meta, Glorfindel, and Moogly [1198/1252] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 04:39:36] Frogging101 [181/768] has challenged Meta [305/361] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:12:55 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[05/28/15 07:09:41] arlen, Meta, and PriceChild [232/1536] have team battled aucg, mwhahaha, and charitwo [1181/1501] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 10:26:22] Syloq, spaceCore, and PriceChild [200/1218] have team battled Meta, Hydrogenum, and merryfett [84/1818] and won! 2 days, 17:14:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/15 01:50:22] Meta [165/361] has challenged damyan [463/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/30/15 23:59:20] Panick, nikoJ, and Meta [1296/1413] have team battled Beavis, TimWolla, and grooverider [2045/2603] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/15 05:00:03] amdavies [291/397] has challenged Meta [37/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from amdavies's clock.
[06/01/15 10:36:45] Meta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:50 towards level 46.
[06/02/15 04:24:01] Meta [235/361] has come upon abra0 [59/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:53 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/03/15 01:00:37] Soappy, Meta, and dbRenaud [231/1632] have team battled Cypher, PriceChild, and sasaniak [765/2024] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/15 01:29:41] Meta [287/361] has challenged Zanoab [87/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:11 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/04/15 01:12:29] Kartoffelsuppe [658/746] has come upon Meta [327/361] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:24:33 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[06/04/15 03:17:27] Meta was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:42 from level 46.
[06/04/15 10:36:19] Meta [170/361] has come upon CaptainKabluey [158/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:01 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/04/15 13:17:56] Meta learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:44 towards level 46.
[06/04/15 22:40:43] Meta [166/361] has challenged greycat [733/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/07/15 17:59:44] Meta learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:08 towards level 47.
[06/08/15 01:02:23] Meta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:38 towards level 47.
[06/08/15 04:53:57] Killerkid [552/556] has challenged Meta [333/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:23 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[06/08/15 12:56:30] Jens [883/930] has challenged Meta [329/361] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:55:14 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/09/15 20:06:28] Meta [260/361] has challenged G33KY [736/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:44 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/09/15 22:13:29] strugart [350/714] has come upon Meta [114/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:51:51 is removed from strugart's clock.
[06/11/15 10:56:13] Meta misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:38 from level 47.
[06/11/15 13:23:30] Meta [154/378] has challenged brendan [399/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/13/15 08:28:07] ajhgfa [377/473] has come upon Meta [213/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:51 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[06/13/15 20:39:46] Meta [202/378] has challenged dindinx [383/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/14/15 12:30:33] Meta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:06 towards level 48.
[06/15/15 07:53:11] Meta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:27 towards level 48.
[06/17/15 16:10:30] Crazycatlady [178/536] has challenged Meta [98/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:38 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/17/15 23:51:17] Meta [195/378] has come upon arlen [172/676] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:52 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/18/15 09:49:39] evilwolf [161/225] has challenged Meta [315/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to evilwolf's clock.
[06/18/15 15:33:16] Meta got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:19 from level 48.
[06/18/15 21:27:05] Meta slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Meta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/15 23:10:07] Meta [128/372] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [24/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/19/15 02:20:55] bl4ckscor3 [81/515] has come upon Meta [365/372] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:54:06 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/19/15 05:38:24] Meta [118/403] has challenged bendem [152/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/19/15 07:23:43] Meta [307/403] has challenged identd [925/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:19 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/22/15 06:21:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 1 day, 09:36:38 toward level 49.
[06/22/15 14:22:42] Meta got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:06 from level 49.
[06/22/15 15:02:52] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:15 towards level 49.
[06/22/15 19:16:36] Meta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:18 towards level 49.
[06/24/15 03:38:01] ninjabox [16/41] has challenged Meta [282/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to ninjabox's clock.
[06/24/15 08:13:16] Meta, greycat, pants, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/15 22:45:03] Ladon [584/643] has challenged Meta [118/403] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:52:49 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[06/25/15 05:34:06] Meta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:10 towards level 49.
[06/25/15 06:21:54] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:19 towards level 49.
[06/26/15 17:19:29] Milquetoast [294/503] has challenged Meta [265/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/27/15 04:01:57] HeavyPodda [521/541] has challenged Meta [329/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:55 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/27/15 20:42:41] Meta [282/403] has challenged nikoJ [418/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/28/15 05:14:01] Nuve [164/283] has challenged Meta [140/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from Nuve's clock.
[06/28/15 17:23:25] jenksy [513/590] has come upon Meta [275/403] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:46:07 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[06/28/15 22:28:15] Avon [301/1106] has come upon Meta [318/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:27:35 is added to Avon's clock.
[06/29/15 06:52:36] ruan, bendem, and davidfg4 [1341/2212] have team battled Gaius, Meta, and Booya [858/1036] and won! 2 days, 04:35:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 15:34:48] Avy [279/309] has challenged Meta [206/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from Avy's clock.
[06/30/15 05:10:16] lipek, pekster, and nitzer [495/2418] have team battled greycat, Meta, and Tazzlefoot [1298/1535] and lost! 1 day, 04:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/15 15:36:08] naw, ElectRo, and vegadark [1116/2324] have team battled Meta, SlowRiot, and Fluttershy [823/2147] and won! 0 days, 05:44:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 06:21:21] PriceChild [25/510] has come upon Meta [262/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:45 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[07/02/15 23:47:59] Meta [157/403] has challenged hannesenator [122/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:23:20 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/03/15 08:37:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Meta with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:30:29 from level 50.
[07/03/15 15:18:31] Egypt, grant050, and Meta [509/1201] have team battled Gaius, csssuf, and ruan [856/1725] and lost! 0 days, 09:04:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 18:54:35] Meta [99/403] has challenged Glorfindel [423/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:54 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/04/15 04:44:05] Nuve, zid, and sjefen6 [42/1567] have team battled Tazzlefoot, Meta, and Agusanz [826/1079] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/15 10:38:34] Nofew [328/877] has come upon Meta [318/403] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:38:59 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/07/15 02:46:36] G33KY, soltys, and Agent86 [274/1855] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Heisenberg, and Meta [35/1867] and won! 4 days, 12:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 03:53:04] yawgmoth, reim, and L235 [82/1465] have team battled Meta, yasdorian, and Booya [716/1374] and lost! 1 day, 10:07:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/15 11:27:35] BronyDee [192/205] has challenged Meta [133/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[07/07/15 17:26:02] Meta [122/403] has come upon woonack [766/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:26 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/08/15 00:29:26] Meta [46/403] has challenged modulus [263/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:23 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/08/15 15:17:03] Meta left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Meta's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/15 12:06:56] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:57 towards level 50.
[07/10/15 16:14:26] Meta [151/400] has challenged Virtual [538/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:04 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/11/15 12:33:22] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:02 towards level 50.
[07/12/15 06:12:40] Meta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:50 towards level 50.
[07/12/15 11:26:47] Meta [300/400] has challenged antium [263/340] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:03:37 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/13/15 22:30:56] Gaius [82/411] has challenged Meta [33/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from Gaius's clock.
[07/15/15 12:58:44] Meta discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:47 towards level 51.
[07/16/15 03:31:25] Meta, Trozz, and Agent86 [210/1471] have team battled Agusanz, Nofew, and Shr3k [665/1842] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 13:13:03] sjefen6 [331/436] has come upon Meta [313/400] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:45:27 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/17/15 17:23:48] sjums_the_great, RistoUuranmaki, and abra0 [819/1271] have team battled grant050, splinny, and Meta [1009/1195] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 22:00:01] merx [22/306] has challenged Meta [215/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to merx's clock.

[07/18/15 22:26:30] Meta [381/400] has challenged dindinx [362/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/19/15 13:18:26] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:31 towards level 51.
[07/20/15 06:35:21] elf [790/861] has challenged Meta [249/400] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:57:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/21/15 04:45:34] Meta [247/400] has come upon hannesenator [144/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:12 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/22/15 11:56:10] Meta [258/400] has challenged prattmic [780/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/23/15 11:06:36] Meta [123/400] has challenged gravis [45/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:02:45 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/26/15 05:31:12] Meta [253/400] has challenged csssuf [391/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:18:55 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/26/15 06:49:03] Meta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:48 towards level 52.
[07/26/15 19:36:23] Meta [160/400] has challenged Agent86 [3/644] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:09:40 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/27/15 20:57:44] JZTech101 [297/323] has challenged Meta [385/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to JZTech101's clock.
[07/28/15 00:55:53] Zaratustra [269/656] has come upon Meta [231/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/29/15 07:51:11] hazelnut [2/248] has challenged Meta [319/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to hazelnut's clock.
[07/29/15 08:38:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Meta with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 13:21:36 from level 52.
[07/29/15 18:26:57] zentrx [252/354] has challenged Meta [0/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from zentrx's clock.
[07/30/15 14:09:47] Meta [129/400] has challenged damyan [533/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:58 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/30/15 22:43:56] Cypher, Meta, and yano [673/1944] have team battled simple, Doctor, and MJ94 [998/1979] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/15 23:50:20] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:30 towards level 52.
[07/31/15 03:14:31] hannesenator [103/457] has challenged Meta [47/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:02:08 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[07/31/15 12:49:00] hazelnut, Virtual, and kapitanluffy [1065/1982] have team battled Heisenberg, Meta, and r00f [158/1426] and won! 0 days, 03:05:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/15 05:55:24] AKBlindy [115/635] has come upon Meta [156/405] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:55:45 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[08/04/15 13:49:28] Simie [391/840] has come upon Meta [106/405] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:57:15 is removed from Simie's clock.
[08/04/15 16:49:44] Kyree [285/452] has come upon Meta [245/405] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:03:30 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[08/05/15 18:31:14] Meta [348/405] has challenged elf [519/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/07/15 00:47:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 11 days, 07:08:18 toward level 53.
[08/08/15 22:41:20] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:18 towards level 53.
[08/09/15 18:45:44] Meta got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:46 from level 53.
[08/10/15 22:57:12] Beavis [889/1054] has challenged Meta [303/405] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:40:53 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/11/15 10:00:42] fattrat [515/748] has challenged Meta [129/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/11/15 12:01:19] clonak [221/541] has challenged Meta [171/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:08 is removed from clonak's clock.
[08/11/15 16:07:31] Meta [141/540] has challenged zid [265/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/13/15 20:08:41] SirMonkeybox, redlegion, and identd [1345/2100] have team battled Meta, EkimmI, and pants [906/1583] and won! 0 days, 23:56:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/15 10:22:52] Meta [73/540] has come upon GeckoKun [104/189] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:08:49 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/16/15 02:07:10] zankore [3/26] has challenged Meta [486/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/16/15 13:39:39] Simie [690/840] has come upon Meta [421/540] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:07:36 is removed from Simie's clock.
[08/16/15 23:34:24] Meta, Virtual, AKBlindy, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/15 08:46:07] Meta [292/540] has challenged sjefen6 [24/448] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:05:45 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/17/15 15:31:36] Gaius [94/683] has come upon Meta [391/540] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:27:20 is added to Gaius's clock.
[08/18/15 10:37:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Meta with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 00:17:51 from level 54.
[08/19/15 17:04:04] Crazycatlady [177/430] has challenged Meta [277/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:51 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/19/15 18:18:15] Meta, sbp, r00f, and Boohbah have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/15 23:06:00] noother [359/943] has challenged Meta [298/540] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:32:19 is removed from noother's clock.
[08/20/15 02:54:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 2 days, 00:24:48 toward level 54.
[08/20/15 11:09:27] idisjunction, ryushe, and brendan [873/2741] have team battled Robmanx, zankore, and Meta [893/1284] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 04:02:40] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:37 towards level 54.
[08/21/15 13:00:49] yano [486/654] has come upon Meta [158/540] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:20:18 is removed from yano's clock.
[08/23/15 01:29:27] Meta [477/540] has challenged yasdorian [57/678] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:16 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/23/15 05:35:09] Loquatious [148/265] has challenged Meta [116/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from Loquatious's clock.
[08/23/15 16:11:12] Meta [249/540] has come upon lipek [49/1119] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:38 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/23/15 16:34:13] Meta [15/540] has challenged brendan [295/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:45 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/23/15 18:09:49] soltys [260/462] has come upon Meta [301/540] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:44:03 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/24/15 07:42:30] Tzic [35/76] has challenged Meta [225/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Tzic's clock.
[08/25/15 03:32:28] Meta [129/540] has challenged bigjay [212/798] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/29/15 03:10:54] Meta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:07 towards level 55.
[08/29/15 03:17:32] Meta [319/540] has challenged Sixbierehomme [324/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:32:29 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/31/15 11:40:32] Ttech [882/1369] has challenged Meta [293/540] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:27:51 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/31/15 18:11:35] Meta [235/540] has come upon grooverider [659/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:08:57 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/01/15 06:27:07] K0HAX [94/156] has challenged Meta [222/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[09/01/15 12:50:18] wallmani [21/289] has come upon Meta [490/540] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:32 is added to wallmani's clock.
[09/02/15 19:18:02] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:06 towards level 55.
[09/03/15 02:10:08] wallmani [303/320] has challenged Meta [166/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from wallmani's clock.
[09/03/15 12:14:56] Meta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:08:20 from level 55.
[09/04/15 08:01:27] Meta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:05 towards level 55.
[09/04/15 22:21:37] Meta [279/540] has challenged Darky [656/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:23:51 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/05/15 00:22:27] Meta [462/540] has challenged sasaniak [690/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:33:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/05/15 11:46:44] Meta [158/540] has come upon suterismus [370/1191] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:54:06 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/05/15 17:40:29] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:33 towards level 55.
[09/06/15 05:35:42] Samus [58/131] has challenged Meta [229/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Samus's clock.
[09/07/15 20:22:12] Meta, XJR-9, Totengeist, and Tesla have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/15 23:42:31] vox, pfoley, and CornFly [2183/2341] have team battled bendem, Meta, and Tiddley [278/1114] and won! 0 days, 17:40:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/15 02:00:27] Sir_Lemming [20/531] has challenged Meta [314/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:00 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/09/15 05:36:27] aucg [437/703] has come upon Meta [61/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:45 is removed from aucg's clock.
[09/09/15 16:48:04] Meta [461/540] has come upon hannesenator [34/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:47:42 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/10/15 16:15:32] Meta [160/540] has challenged noother [530/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:38:14 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/11/15 14:04:32] Meta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:23:00 from level 55.
[09/11/15 22:27:15] Meta [483/540] has challenged bigjay [752/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:11 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/12/15 20:04:31] Meta [201/540] has come upon dindinx [49/639] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:36:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/13/15 07:07:32] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:12 towards level 55.
[09/14/15 10:20:36] Crazycatlady, RBecker, and XVar [861/1278] have team battled Meta, ryushe, and h00k [2253/2335] and lost! 2 days, 06:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 18:47:29] kapitanluffy, Lenny, and irix [2203/2625] have team battled Meta, RBecker, and iViLe [976/1895] and won! 0 days, 03:57:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 19:54:17] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:07 towards level 55.
[09/19/15 06:43:56] Meta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:58 towards level 55.
[09/19/15 20:13:02] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:24 towards level 55.
[09/19/15 22:25:32] neuro [76/937] has come upon Meta [374/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:38:54 is added to neuro's clock.
[09/20/15 02:04:10] Meta [263/582] has challenged Krenz [194/931] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/21/15 19:57:53] Meta [541/582] has challenged wallmani [123/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:37:35 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/22/15 21:42:41] Meta was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:14:30 from level 56.
[09/23/15 10:10:55] Meta [56/582] has challenged r00f [374/696] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:12:04 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/26/15 00:00:30] DrOfBaconNomics [203/266] has challenged Meta [459/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/29/15 23:24:20] Meta, charitwo, and strugart [141/1821] have team battled grant050, Mateusz, and suterismus [613/2328] and lost! 0 days, 23:16:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 05:59:38] Meta [370/582] has challenged shandor [228/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:26:33 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/30/15 06:17:51] brendan, Satoshi, and Adar [404/2172] have team battled Meta, honkybonky, and FrodoTheHobbit [1377/2360] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 08:50:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 3 days, 03:58:18 toward level 56.
[10/01/15 01:22:21] Meta [69/582] has come upon ColonelPanic001 [285/295] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:01 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/01/15 02:25:48] AWildColin [192/365] has challenged Meta [542/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to AWildColin's clock.
[10/01/15 06:19:28] Meta [78/582] has come upon Pici [645/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:33:39 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/01/15 07:16:00] vegadark, BronyDee, and kernels [307/1104] have team battled Meta, MontyZuma, and AngryParsley [1783/2391] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 10:33:18] Meta [235/582] has come upon Sixbierehomme [38/753] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:17:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/03/15 11:21:16] Meta [486/582] has come upon Str1ngS [267/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:02:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/03/15 19:03:07] mwheeler [333/399] has challenged Meta [51/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from mwheeler's clock.
[10/04/15 06:50:35] RBecker, dxrt, and Meta [1041/1977] have team battled Boohbah, sjums_the_great, and GreatRuby [1208/1286] and lost! 1 day, 05:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 09:49:03] Meta [338/587] has come upon blind [675/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:07 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/04/15 09:56:17] Meta got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:25 from level 56.
[10/04/15 12:51:30] Meta [579/587] has come upon Senka [489/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:06:08 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/04/15 20:11:37] m0shbear [56/823] has come upon Meta [254/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:20 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/05/15 11:46:45] reim [244/452] has challenged Meta [372/587] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:41:33 is added to reim's clock.
[10/05/15 14:48:29] allo, Loquatious, and honkybonky [328/1713] have team battled rharwood, nfsnobody, and Meta [405/1905] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/15 16:39:53] Meta, astropoint, and Birdbones [1339/2140] have team battled beefnog, Hydrogenum, and bendem [985/1776] and won! 1 day, 07:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/15 17:59:28] andrewhuntley, Loquatious, and BronyDee [250/1260] have team battled Meta, yano, and _stink_ [245/1715] and won! 0 days, 00:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/15 12:41:34] iamzim, Frogging101, and Universe [914/1096] have team battled Meta, Xyrael, and Mirroar [1194/1245] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/15 05:11:55] Meta, Foofin, and Asara [1098/1744] have team battled yano, woonack, and sbp [537/1940] and won! 0 days, 09:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/15 09:43:47] Diitto [656/706] has challenged Meta [280/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[10/10/15 10:19:35] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:14 towards level 56.
[10/10/15 17:28:49] theemstra [430/465] has come upon Meta [12/587] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/10/15 18:45:41] Meta [300/597] has challenged Adar [76/504] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:50 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/11/15 12:34:58] Meta lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:04:25 from level 57.
[10/13/15 13:32:14] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:39 towards level 57.
[10/13/15 23:02:18] Meta [288/597] has challenged r00f [166/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:37 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/14/15 16:04:47] KyloRen [100/331] has challenged Meta [401/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/14/15 19:19:11] Chase [199/272] has challenged Meta [54/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Chase's clock.
[10/14/15 19:19:11] Chase has dealt Meta a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:54:25 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/15/15 02:57:20] charitwo [380/526] has come upon Meta [566/597] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:11:33 is added to charitwo's clock.
[10/15/15 04:17:22] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:26 towards level 57.
[10/16/15 23:28:56] Meta [59/597] has challenged bigjay [383/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:09:14 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/17/15 20:24:42] Meta [590/597] has come upon Remmy [183/189] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:12 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/17/15 20:24:42] Meta has dealt Remmy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:58:40 is added to Remmy's clock.
[10/17/15 22:42:32] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:27 towards level 57.
[10/18/15 11:56:41] Totengeist, woonack, and shandor [497/2224] have team battled sasaniak, Meta, and Danthemandoo [1749/1885] and lost! 5 days, 08:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/15 01:27:19] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:06 towards level 57.
[10/25/15 10:42:02] SudoKing, zokko, and blind [1420/1903] have team battled Meta, Asara, and Unikitty [273/1889] and won! 0 days, 10:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/15 18:00:09] Meta [55/597] has challenged n0mad [375/381] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:28 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/27/15 10:31:58] CornFly [157/996] has challenged Meta [391/597] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/28/15 02:07:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Meta with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 05:01:22 from level 57.
[10/29/15 03:18:14] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:03 towards level 57.
[10/29/15 07:58:29] sjefen6, Meta, and Brom [1604/1653] have team battled Douhet, agrajag, and Majak [950/1599] and won! 0 days, 12:14:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/15 20:27:50] Meta, SlowRiot, and Gatewayy [149/2090] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Dan_`, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1315/1792] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/15 05:54:56] Meta died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:16 from level 57.
[10/31/15 10:43:45] Tamini [414/622] has challenged Meta [248/597] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[10/31/15 14:41:13] Meta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:15 towards level 57.
[11/01/15 19:13:07] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:56 towards level 57.
[11/01/15 19:32:56] TauPan [198/314] has challenged Meta [314/597] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:41:33 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/01/15 21:46:08] Meta lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:32 from level 57.
[11/01/15 23:42:31] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:44 towards level 57.
[11/02/15 08:19:42] iLP [90/396] has come upon Meta [398/597] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:54 is added to iLP's clock.
[11/02/15 09:37:57] Meta [493/597] has challenged godog [49/633] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:49 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/04/15 08:28:15] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:09 towards level 57.
[11/05/15 08:07:46] Brom [196/666] has come upon Meta [202/602] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:52:01 is added to Brom's clock.
[11/05/15 20:05:57] Meta [535/602] has challenged mwhahaha [384/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:58 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/06/15 00:42:14] Meta [344/651] has challenged redlegion [134/644] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/06/15 06:09:14] Meta [279/651] has challenged blindbox [378/387] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:05:43 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/08/15 07:24:58] Meta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:52:22 from level 58.
[11/08/15 16:37:07] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:32 towards level 58.
[11/09/15 18:46:45] Meta reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Meta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/15 19:39:45] Meta [240/657] has come upon Regnor [738/814] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:24:02 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/14/15 05:36:00] Kitlith, Jguy, and BURUT [1010/1412] have team battled zid, Meta, and joek [448/1895] and won! 0 days, 00:58:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/15 01:53:14] Firien [174/324] has challenged Meta [645/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Firien's clock.
[11/30/15 09:18:37] zankore, Meta, and Furry [175/1763] have team battled FakeWizard, Nofew, and Totengeist [1280/2254] and lost! 1 day, 09:09:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/15 10:18:49] theemstra [332/476] has come upon Meta [13/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:20:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/30/15 19:34:18] Meta [390/657] has challenged grooverider [154/1027] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:41:51 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/01/15 02:13:49] Evrial [407/438] has come upon Meta [456/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:09 is added to Evrial's clock.
[12/07/15 23:40:34] Meta [366/657] has challenged Meanz0r [139/265] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/08/15 03:10:58] Meta [574/657] has come upon SirMonkeybox [255/767] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:04:56 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/09/15 00:37:04] Meta [345/657] has come upon Satoshi [799/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:52:47 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/09/15 02:39:25] Meta spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Meta's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/15 06:58:34] alexj [185/471] has come upon Meta [361/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:29:17 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/09/15 19:35:05] Meta [225/648] has come upon DesertStorm [317/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:49:47 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/10/15 16:05:36] Danthemandoo [32/580] has challenged Meta [545/648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:21 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[12/10/15 18:53:02] Meta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:54 towards level 58.
[12/10/15 23:08:19] Mateusz [173/774] has challenged Meta [352/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:52:44 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/11/15 22:55:43] Andries, Fluttershy, and sjefen6 [1410/1711] have team battled Bkid, zid, and Meta [1721/1926] and lost! 6 days, 17:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 01:18:32] Meta [62/648] has challenged 0rion [154/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:48 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/12/15 05:53:00] Meta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:40 towards level 58.
[12/12/15 22:04:35] Meta [90/648] has come upon Jaximo [307/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:32:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/13/15 10:31:42] Meta [474/648] has challenged Xyrael [563/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:30 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/13/15 14:12:00] master_j, Meta, and Danthemandoo [1797/1869] have team battled Adar, JeDaYoshi, and Douhet [897/1228] and won! 0 days, 22:28:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/15 06:15:38] MontyZuma [736/906] has come upon Meta [433/648] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:51:09 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[12/15/15 04:15:31] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:26 towards level 58.
[12/15/15 15:53:08] Meta [14/648] has challenged ChasedSpade [587/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:55 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/18/15 01:16:04] Meta [127/648] has challenged blind [28/816] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:37:26 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/18/15 02:16:26] Meta [250/648] has challenged rharwood [5/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:48:16 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/18/15 02:16:26] Meta has dealt rharwood a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:52:05 is added to rharwood's clock.
[12/18/15 13:58:09] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:32 towards level 58.
[12/18/15 16:59:47] Diitto [30/858] has come upon Meta [4/648] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:57:29 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[12/19/15 18:43:20] DrOfBaconNomics, Meta, and Xyrael [1882/1908] have team battled Danthemandoo, lux, and allo [762/1439] and won! 0 days, 01:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 19:01:46] Meta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:54 towards level 58.
[12/20/15 01:29:43] Meta [508/648] has challenged andoruh [276/404] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/20/15 08:18:00] Meta [597/648] has come upon MJ94 [639/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:43:20 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/20/15 16:04:23] DrOfBaconNomics [101/378] has come upon Meta [546/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:16 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/20/15 20:43:36] Fluttershy, Schrodinger, and Chuck [1410/1686] have team battled Meta, PinkiePie, and Kitlith [1108/1840] and won! 0 days, 09:00:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/15 14:08:20] iynque [171/419] has come upon Meta [252/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to iynque's clock.
[12/23/15 12:37:04] Meta was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:36:45 from level 59.
[12/25/15 20:11:51] Seb [5/7] has challenged Meta [179/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Seb's clock.
[12/26/15 21:35:59] LordH, Gizmokid2005, and ChasedSpade [1032/2330] have team battled Meta, Douhet, and Nic [441/1555] and won! 9 days, 04:24:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 11:24:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Meta with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 19:51:29 from level 59.
[12/28/15 01:10:45] theemstra [354/476] has come upon Meta [402/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/28/15 01:56:07] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:49:23 towards level 59.
[12/28/15 03:04:44] Meta sharpened the edge of his weapon! Meta's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/15 07:17:01] identd [279/645] has challenged Meta [424/663] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:57:12 is added to identd's clock.
[12/28/15 14:17:26] Meta [533/663] has come upon identd [557/645] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:09:31 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/28/15 14:31:36] Meta [187/663] has come upon identd [598/645] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:09:06 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/28/15 14:41:03] KeboDK [80/284] has challenged Meta [370/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[12/29/15 12:06:25] identd, zokko, and Pici [963/1778] have team battled Darky, Meta, and keeper_c [111/2676] and won! 1 day, 04:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 21:53:49] Meta bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:14:46 from level 59.
[12/30/15 13:17:48] Plasmastar [158/363] has challenged Meta [637/663] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:52:06 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[12/31/15 05:14:51] Meta discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:58 towards level 59.
[12/31/15 13:24:29] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:50:44 towards level 59.
[01/01/16 00:38:40] Meta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:15:59 towards level 59.
[01/01/16 20:38:45] Meta [657/663] has challenged PBabebu [60/289] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:26:42 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/01/16 22:47:53] unicron [149/702] has challenged Meta [83/663] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/03/16 11:48:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 22 days, 01:29:52 toward level 59.
[01/03/16 20:38:37] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:44 towards level 59.
[01/03/16 22:26:42] Meta has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:34:09 from level 59.
[01/04/16 04:04:14] Meta [524/663] has come upon Frogging101 [208/463] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:41:48 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/04/16 09:01:31] charitwo [90/563] has challenged Meta [259/663] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:35:34 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/04/16 13:56:23] Meta [358/663] has come upon pixelate [381/511] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:54:03 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/05/16 09:19:12] joek, Meta, vegadark, and SpaceKookie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/16 00:09:15] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:13 towards level 59.
[01/06/16 00:43:33] fattrat [624/765] has come upon Meta [228/663] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:04:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/06/16 14:56:20] Milquetoast [633/898] has come upon Meta [385/663] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:06:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/07/16 00:14:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 1 day, 06:30:09 toward level 59.
[01/07/16 22:34:00] Lenny [1016/1065] has challenged Meta [151/663] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:57:57 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[01/09/16 02:44:58] Mateusz, holloway, and d34th [665/1698] have team battled soltys, MrGlass, and Meta [1162/1671] and lost! 0 days, 07:49:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 15:49:50] Meta [572/663] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [118/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:53 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/09/16 22:52:30] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [868/1015] has challenged Meta [460/663] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:24:17 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[01/12/16 05:40:11] blind, zokko, and Meta [497/1910] have team battled Onceuponaban, sasaniak, and petrichor [15/1503] and won! 0 days, 03:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 19:30:05] Meta [395/670] has challenged mwhahaha [327/551] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/13/16 00:24:48] Meta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:27:43 from level 60.
[01/14/16 22:00:11] Meta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:09:44 towards level 60.
[01/16/16 10:33:23] Pogor [100/302] has come upon Meta [668/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:37 is added to Pogor's clock.
[01/17/16 05:11:57] Meta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:04:33 towards level 60.
[01/18/16 12:09:48] Meta [499/670] has challenged Evrial [98/544] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:07:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/19/16 03:59:28] ETextra [12/17] has challenged Meta [328/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to ETextra's clock.
[01/21/16 11:56:43] JensRex, Birdbones, and pdg [961/1688] have team battled Sir_Mobber, rxcomm, and Meta [1598/2012] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/16 06:16:21] Meta ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:11 from level 60.
[01/22/16 12:45:33] Sir_Mobber, KeboDK, and sjums_the_great [1161/1680] have team battled Ladon, Meta, and IdleMaster [1324/1974] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/16 18:26:10] HeavyPodda, Sohnae, and Cameron_D [1015/1822] have team battled MontyZuma, shandor, and Meta [1411/2314] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/16 08:16:29] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:41 towards level 60.
[01/23/16 22:46:47] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:46 towards level 60.
[01/24/16 05:35:12] Ironhoof [417/466] has come upon Meta [97/670] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:56:37 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[01/27/16 14:34:19] Meta [409/670] has come upon yang [206/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:00 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/27/16 17:00:23] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:11 towards level 60.
[01/28/16 18:10:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 3 days, 20:33:46 toward level 60.
[01/29/16 06:38:09] holloway [132/370] has come upon Meta [32/670] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:13 is removed from holloway's clock.
[01/29/16 10:12:09] Meta got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:32 from level 60.
[01/30/16 06:07:54] irix, Valkor, and Meta [2580/2638] have team battled Xenthys, Fluttershy, and woonack [1028/1856] and won! 1 day, 19:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 16:21:09] nitzer, joek, and ryushe [1163/2113] have team battled Milquetoast, Meta, and Scar3cr0w [785/2292] and won! 0 days, 09:43:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 02:04:12] Meta [511/670] has challenged simple [297/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/31/16 04:13:54] PIT-69 [224/244] has challenged Meta [441/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to PIT-69's clock.
[02/03/16 18:08:02] Meta was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:29 from level 60.
[02/04/16 13:36:23] allo [266/479] has come upon Meta [660/670] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:07:33 is added to allo's clock.
[02/04/16 14:56:12] Thrayden [145/234] has challenged Meta [356/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/05/16 10:53:26] Meta [630/670] has challenged elf [344/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:48 is removed from Meta's clock.
[02/06/16 13:03:25] Glorfindel [348/792] has challenged Meta [41/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:21:28 is removed from Glorfindel's clock.
[02/06/16 21:07:08] Meta [656/670] has challenged Lowbow [287/427] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Meta's clock.
[02/07/16 19:06:17] Glorfindel [386/792] has come upon Meta [73/670] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:12 is removed from Glorfindel's clock.
[02/07/16 20:33:36] ConSi, seek, and Meta [1768/1780] have team battled Jareeta, Scar3cr0w, and DesertStorm [941/2197] and won! 0 days, 08:10:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 07:41:22] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:21:51 towards level 61.
[02/08/16 18:08:59] MrGlass [123/521] has come upon Meta [166/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:46:43 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/10/16 03:25:07] SlowRiot, Schrodinger, and Meta [80/2062] have team battled Lowbow, Pici, and Zythan [80/1652] and won! 0 days, 03:03:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 04:19:40] Meta discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:37:55 towards level 61.
[02/11/16 12:11:37] echeese [215/279] has challenged Meta [398/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/12/16 08:29:04] Cameron_D [690/1046] has come upon Meta [483/670] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:19:17 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[02/12/16 09:16:01] Meta [8/670] has come upon pfoley [526/587] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:02:38 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/15/16 05:41:56] Thrayden [13/327] has challenged Meta [272/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/15/16 23:26:02] Meta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:31 towards level 61.
[02/18/16 02:11:16] zokko, godog, and Cameron_D [1730/2225] have team battled strugart, a1291762, and Meta [2418/2533] and lost! 2 days, 02:30:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 06:07:19] Meta [474/670] has challenged Virtual [66/836] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:32:58 is removed from Meta's clock.
[02/19/16 00:01:13] rodolfowtf, Thrayden, and Charris [944/1019] have team battled Furry, shandor, and Meta [186/1902] and won! 0 days, 00:12:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/16 10:17:29] Meta [460/670] has challenged MadMan [537/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:31:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/20/16 15:06:46] Agent86 [61/663] has come upon Meta [245/670] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:35:44 is added to Agent86's clock.
[02/20/16 16:39:09] freeboson [217/645] has come upon Meta [113/670] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:40:57 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/20/16 21:30:11] Meta [296/670] has challenged Cenhinen [470/609] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:31:57 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/24/16 06:46:25] PriceChild, Meta, and NoodleCake [1125/1568] have team battled MrGlass, irix, and yasdorian [16/2170] and won! 0 days, 00:13:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/16 23:53:17] rxcomm [77/752] has come upon Meta [433/676] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:10:20 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[02/26/16 16:12:54] Meta [171/682] has challenged Plasmastar [145/333] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:06:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[02/26/16 16:12:54] Meta has dealt Plasmastar a Critical Strike! 13 days, 04:34:48 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[02/26/16 17:35:57] Bvarne [120/256] has challenged Meta [404/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[03/04/16 12:09:53] Darky, Meta, and LordH [1379/2271] have team battled Pithlit, Crazypedia, and prime [983/1279] and won! 1 day, 05:08:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 15:55:52] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:59 towards level 61.
[03/07/16 07:47:28] Meta [108/682] has come upon m0shbear [358/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:52:07 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/08/16 03:52:28] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:54 towards level 61.
[03/08/16 17:07:43] dindinx [494/636] has challenged Meta [486/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:06:25 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/09/16 02:20:42] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:10 towards level 61.
[03/09/16 06:03:29] Sir_Lemming [0/575] has come upon Meta [425/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/10/16 12:02:50] Meta reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Meta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/16 18:43:21] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:05 towards level 61.
[03/11/16 02:02:02] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:15 towards level 61.
[03/11/16 06:23:45] Meta, kenyon, and unicron [2525/2732] have team battled dindinx, Akiyuki, and fbenoit [1417/1698] and won! 0 days, 23:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 08:30:48] droogie [84/910] has challenged Meta [471/688] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:49:26 is added to droogie's clock.
[03/12/16 00:36:18] PersonalJ [377/463] has challenged Meta [564/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:54 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[03/12/16 03:24:55] Thunderkeg [38/237] has challenged Meta [657/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Thunderkeg's clock.
[03/12/16 11:59:08] RistoUuranmaki, theblazehen, and Sir_Lemming [1043/1611] have team battled Adar, Meta, and idisjunction [1566/2154] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/16 13:54:01] uhmmm [10/13] has challenged Meta [458/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/12/16 22:00:40] pfoley, Bvarne, and Samus [843/1803] have team battled Lios, Kronos, and Meta [402/1582] and won! 0 days, 03:46:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 03:19:05] Meta [598/688] has come upon IdleMaster [223/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:56 is removed from Meta's clock.
[03/14/16 04:22:05] Meta [585/688] has come upon Adar [241/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:26 is removed from Meta's clock.
[03/14/16 12:20:41] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:01 towards level 61.
[03/15/16 08:58:51] Meta [442/688] has challenged Cameron_D [1027/1104] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/15/16 10:11:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 39 days, 08:28:01 toward level 62.
[03/15/16 17:49:07] brendan, Schrodinger, and keeper_c [2003/2675] have team battled desspugne, Meta, and Akiyuki [1329/2255] and won! 1 day, 16:05:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 08:53:08] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:44:25 towards level 62.
[03/16/16 09:49:04] roy, Meta, and jdb [1458/1834] have team battled Ttech, Milquetoast, and r00f [1663/3279] and lost! 1 day, 11:40:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/16 05:01:40] elf [797/840] has come upon Meta [639/688] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:04:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/17/16 21:25:53] Meta [133/688] has challenged Fluttershy [55/941] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:54:35 is removed from Meta's clock.
[03/18/16 02:18:14] Meta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:08 towards level 62.
[03/18/16 04:22:40] Meta, SynthesizerPatel, and pfoley [1499/2047] have team battled Nix, Asara, and Tharbakery [957/1768] and won! 2 days, 02:14:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/16 07:28:05] Oooooog, suterismus, and Birdbones [1123/2663] have team battled thesleepingrozek, Meta, and Ttech [1861/2417] and lost! 1 day, 14:14:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 07:56:57] donut [39/163] has challenged Meta [467/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to donut's clock.
[03/19/16 08:15:17] RistoUuranmaki [108/526] has come upon Meta [575/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:47 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/20/16 07:18:22] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:25 towards level 62.
[03/20/16 10:59:44] dindinx, Meta, and SynthesizerPatel [2058/2093] have team battled FakeWizard, Firien, and keepermurf [2011/2013] and won! 0 days, 17:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 11:07:08] babilen [96/208] has come upon Meta [555/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:00 is added to babilen's clock.
[03/22/16 07:02:57] Meta [302/688] has challenged Nofew [809/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:07:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/22/16 16:34:47] fraq, sasaniak, and Ironhoof [553/2132] have team battled hannesenator, zokko, and Meta [1922/2015] and lost! 0 days, 16:52:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 20:39:04] Meta left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Meta's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/16 11:21:47] ChasedSpade [175/674] has challenged Meta [59/670] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:48:17 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[03/26/16 01:46:20] Meta [543/670] has come upon dxrt [802/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:52:56 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/26/16 02:35:37] Meta [51/670] has challenged desspugne [307/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:59:33 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/27/16 13:17:59] Meta [91/670] has come upon identd [258/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/27/16 18:39:36] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:43 towards level 62.
[03/29/16 07:12:02] brycec [265/383] has challenged Meta [201/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from brycec's clock.
[03/30/16 00:58:05] daemoneye, Meta, and Firien [1533/1948] have team battled yur, brendan, and jdb [1815/1844] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 12:54:04] grooverider [754/856] has come upon Meta [544/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:20:01 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/30/16 14:29:40] Meta [412/682] has challenged Darky [423/789] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/01/16 02:01:49] Meta misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:29 from level 63.
[04/01/16 16:35:27] Cypher, GilbertErik, and Agent86 [1518/2156] have team battled Pokota, Meta, and Milquetoast [1032/1888] and won! 0 days, 07:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 04:12:24] ruan [33/323] has come upon Meta [445/682] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:27:31 is added to ruan's clock.
[04/06/16 11:01:16] Meta [613/682] has come upon idisjunction [372/912] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:24:56 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/07/16 14:29:46] Meta got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:59:56 from level 63.
[04/08/16 04:50:52] Meta [463/682] has come upon bootdisk [62/406] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:38:44 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/08/16 08:45:46] Meta lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:28:21 from level 63.
[04/09/16 06:31:04] kenyon, ChasedSpade, and Meta [169/2672] have team battled Samus, Darky, and Adar [549/2160] and lost! 5 days, 03:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 06:56:07] PiMp0r [118/226] has challenged Meta [649/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to PiMp0r's clock.
[04/10/16 13:02:44] suterismus, blind, and pants [782/2673] have team battled Meta, Agent86, and Misza [818/2380] and lost! 7 days, 17:35:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 01:48:27] Meta reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Meta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/16 04:41:30] blind [728/757] has challenged Meta [519/689] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:30:14 is removed from blind's clock.
[04/12/16 10:26:03] Meta got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:44:22 from level 63.
[04/12/16 22:47:54] Meta [50/689] has challenged Str1ngS [101/401] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:06:21 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/20/16 01:53:49] allo, Meta, and Adar [1464/1725] have team battled bendem, brendan, and babilen [1054/2142] and won! 6 days, 04:19:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 21:12:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 27 days, 19:23:41 toward level 63.
[04/21/16 04:36:45] Beb [87/333] has challenged Meta [655/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Beb's clock.
[04/21/16 16:05:01] grant050 [21/639] has come upon Meta [275/689] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:02:43 is added to grant050's clock.
[04/21/16 22:59:29] PinkiePie [382/597] has come upon Meta [343/689] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:42:19 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[04/23/16 12:20:21] Meta discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:47 towards level 63.
[04/29/16 22:15:24] Meta [188/689] has come upon Darky [552/793] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:32:45 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/01/16 17:35:34] Satoshi [99/819] has challenged Meta [554/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:30:38 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/02/16 02:23:45] Eiam, SynthesizerPatel, and godog [36/2009] have team battled Str1ngS, Meta, and MollyMalone [706/1543] and lost! 2 days, 12:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/16 08:33:48] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:08 towards level 63.
[05/05/16 18:42:26] Meta got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:35:44 from level 63.
[05/05/16 21:46:15] sloth [100/366] has come upon Meta [116/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:11 is added to sloth's clock.
[05/05/16 23:53:45] MetaNova, Sir_Lemming, and Meta [1752/1770] have team battled Scar3cr0w, Bl4ckD34tH, and a1291762 [1777/2353] and lost! 0 days, 11:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 02:53:20] robox, brycec, and magnetik [119/1543] have team battled shandor, Bl4ckD34tH, and Meta [616/1883] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 07:53:10] Meta [637/689] has come upon woonack [376/524] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:36:42 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/06/16 11:56:50] Mateusz [543/758] has come upon Meta [443/689] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:03:03 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[05/06/16 12:56:57] Meta got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:01:02 from level 63.
[05/06/16 15:57:36] Meta [653/689] has come upon Zaratustra [424/921] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:51:34 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/07/16 15:53:00] Meta ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:33 from level 63.
[05/08/16 23:43:13] Meta [623/689] has challenged Friedolin [301/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:19 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/09/16 01:56:04] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:10 towards level 63.
[05/10/16 13:34:30] Meta lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:10 from level 63.
[05/10/16 23:48:22] Meta [67/689] has come upon Andries [175/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:55 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/11/16 08:27:20] vox, identd, and Meta [280/2174] have team battled sjums_the_great, theemstra, and Zye [941/1378] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 16:19:55] dax [31/336] has challenged Meta [115/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to dax's clock.
[05/11/16 22:37:20] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:10 towards level 63.
[05/11/16 23:13:41] Meta [684/689] has challenged Misza [32/1000] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:10:04 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/12/16 23:06:24] Meta misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:40 from level 63.
[05/14/16 09:45:05] Meta, Misza, and suterismus [1498/2887] have team battled elf, Furry, and keeper_c [2271/2658] and lost! 0 days, 11:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/16 00:01:26] d34th [984/1049] has challenged Meta [621/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:01:16 is removed from d34th's clock.
[05/17/16 12:14:45] zankore [266/621] has challenged Meta [425/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/21/16 04:12:29] Meta [80/689] has challenged SarahD [305/461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/21/16 05:12:51] Meta [601/689] has challenged Tzic [74/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:09 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/21/16 11:05:59] Meta [658/689] has challenged pfoley [490/589] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/22/16 03:00:51] TheVoid [441/481] has come upon Meta [519/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:20:26 is added to TheVoid's clock.
[05/22/16 20:23:25] Meta, wvlf, and pfoley [831/1902] have team battled OverCoder, Brom, and PiotrekD [124/1393] and won! 1 day, 05:08:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 23:01:17] Meta, jwon, and Birdbones [1917/2185] have team battled PinkiePie, idisjunction, and dindinx [845/2022] and won! 1 day, 03:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 21:05:47] Meta [299/689] has challenged jdb [583/611] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:31:10 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/26/16 21:36:23] tmberg, kier, and sloth [812/2084] have team battled Oooooog, Meta, and Nofew [1515/2126] and lost! 1 day, 01:23:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 16:20:51] Oooooog [409/477] has come upon Meta [534/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:49:03 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[05/27/16 19:06:57] Meta has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:00:24 from level 64.
[05/28/16 08:57:57] Meta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:48:20 from level 64.
[05/29/16 00:58:20] Doctor [878/1007] has come upon Meta [683/689] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:49:37 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[05/29/16 01:16:17] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:26 towards level 64.
[05/29/16 02:25:39] Meta, zid, and Oooooog [1062/1994] have team battled Kiesteel, oooooooooooooooo, and sjums_the_great [1265/1383] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/16 06:29:38] Eiam, IdleMaster, and qrry [1227/1486] have team battled Meta, HeavyPodda, and SirMonkeybox [1994/2464] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/16 21:06:59] Meta died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:11:53 from level 64.
[06/17/16 22:16:18] Meta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:58:48 towards level 64.
[06/19/16 02:31:05] Crazycatlady, TauPan, and FakeWizard [131/1347] have team battled magnetik, Meta, and elf [859/2172] and lost! 7 days, 04:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 21:25:13] Meta was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:19:04 from level 64.
[06/20/16 13:05:18] Meta [94/689] has come upon Zye [303/414] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:44:55 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/20/16 19:02:47] Meta [396/689] has challenged agrajag [230/718] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:47:13 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/22/16 02:22:47] vrillusions [687/996] has come upon Meta [239/689] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:00:50 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[08/16/16 11:26:58] suterismus, everbrew, and grooverider [1757/2785] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Meta, and eva42 [571/2826] and won! 0 days, 06:33:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 01:10:30] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:15:12 towards level 64.
[08/17/16 08:06:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 6 days, 02:12:53 toward level 64.
[08/18/16 13:20:38] gabriel [163/1142] has challenged Meta [106/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:18 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[08/18/16 15:39:46] damyan, gabriel, and Bvarne [2033/2872] have team battled Meta, TauPan, and Eldoreth [87/1366] and won! 0 days, 01:35:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 10:54:44] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:50:00 towards level 64.
[08/19/16 21:05:15] Meta [438/689] has challenged Furry [545/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:03 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/20/16 02:07:02] woonack [270/455] has challenged Meta [273/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:07:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/22/16 20:30:36] KyloRen [560/725] has challenged Meta [225/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:09:44 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[08/24/16 09:44:38] vegadark [26/443] has challenged Meta [505/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:38:42 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/25/16 07:27:32] Meta, fbenoit, and himuraken [422/1664] have team battled Majak, suterismus, and sjefen6 [1311/2169] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/16 17:56:31] Meta [354/689] has challenged cudaman73 [237/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:17:52 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/25/16 18:52:06] Pici [305/847] has come upon Meta [633/689] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:52:03 is added to Pici's clock.
[08/25/16 21:57:55] AngryParsley [230/714] has challenged Meta [272/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:32 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/25/16 23:58:42] allo [160/461] has challenged Meta [307/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:14:25 is added to allo's clock.
[08/26/16 02:51:06] Meta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:49 towards level 64.
[08/27/16 12:11:59] BronyDee [219/533] has come upon Meta [283/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:05 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[08/27/16 21:34:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 1 day, 08:34:23 toward level 64.
[08/28/16 20:26:39] Meta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:11 towards level 64.
[08/28/16 22:24:11] Meta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:31:47 from level 64.
[08/29/16 09:47:04] Meta learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:35 towards level 64.
[08/29/16 20:02:13] Sly [16/31] has challenged Meta [132/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Sly's clock.
[08/30/16 05:08:10] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:39 towards level 64.
[08/30/16 14:22:57] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:02 towards level 64.
[08/31/16 01:24:46] Agent86, dwfreed, and Meta [844/1783] have team battled nikoJ, Doctor, and Ttech [170/2828] and won! 1 day, 03:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/16 14:57:45] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:57 towards level 64.
[08/31/16 18:04:49] Meta [621/689] has challenged ville [13/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:10:11 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/01/16 06:28:48] Meta ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:22 from level 64.
[09/01/16 07:47:56] Meta burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Meta's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/16 04:11:39] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:59 towards level 64.
[09/04/16 22:09:06] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:47 towards level 64.
[09/05/16 03:40:48] yur [338/488] has come upon Meta [445/681] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:34 is added to yur's clock.
[09/05/16 05:51:47] kenyon, Doctor, and argus [115/2906] have team battled Sixbierehomme, h00k, and Meta [253/2290] and lost! 1 day, 23:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/16 22:02:37] Meta was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:54 from level 64.
[09/06/16 01:48:43] dindinx [328/419] has challenged Meta [236/681] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:05:01 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/07/16 08:30:23] Meta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:06 towards level 64.
[09/07/16 08:49:24] Meta [14/725] has challenged theemstra [236/746] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/07/16 12:59:59] oooooooooooooooo [576/625] has challenged Meta [415/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:07 is removed from oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[09/30/16 08:35:29] Meta [498/725] has come upon ChasedSpade [238/716] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:29:30 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/30/16 08:35:29] Meta has dealt ChasedSpade a Critical Strike! 5 days, 20:12:02 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[10/03/16 03:11:26] Meta [340/725] has come upon Schmid [136/410] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:04:51 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/03/16 23:12:41] arlen [658/979] has challenged Meta [616/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:34:32 is removed from arlen's clock.
[10/04/16 12:24:47] tmberg, Xenthys, and Meta [436/2239] have team battled hannesenator, jenksy, and dindinx [467/2189] and lost! 0 days, 23:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/16 15:56:15] Oooooog [385/516] has come upon Meta [520/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:44:51 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[10/04/16 16:18:47] Meta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:30 towards level 65.
[10/05/16 05:23:14] Meta [526/725] has challenged theZoMBiE [609/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:39:41 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/05/16 14:43:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 4 days, 10:52:33 toward level 65.
[10/05/16 21:35:01] Meta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:12:26 towards level 65.
[10/06/16 02:58:21] Meta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:46:25 from level 65.
[10/06/16 18:47:16] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:13:25 towards level 65.
[10/07/16 01:38:51] sasaniak [499/507] has challenged Meta [594/725] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:11:06 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/18/16 05:41:12] pixelate [352/492] has challenged Meta [614/725] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:27 is added to pixelate's clock.
[10/20/16 07:05:42] pkuz [21/179] has challenged Meta [321/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to pkuz's clock.
[10/20/16 08:51:40] Meta [459/725] has come upon Realmy [249/512] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:29:08 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/24/16 16:17:23] Meta [691/725] has come upon Reilly [379/407] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:22:41 is removed from Meta's clock.

[10/27/16 16:38:18] Iceman [151/198] has challenged Meta [647/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Iceman's clock.
[10/27/16 16:42:34] Meta ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:42:27 from level 65.
[10/28/16 20:34:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 1 day, 19:18:24 toward level 65.
[10/30/16 10:49:02] TauPan [41/301] has come upon Meta [581/725] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:29:30 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/30/16 15:03:48] Meta [390/725] has challenged kensington [157/605] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:10:14 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/01/16 12:07:37] Meta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:47:38 from level 65.
[11/01/16 23:24:34] Meta [228/725] has challenged blind [710/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:59:37 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/02/16 14:48:32] Captain_Chaos [160/307] has challenged Meta [35/725] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Captain_Chaos's clock.
[11/02/16 20:03:15] jeffl35 [496/522] has challenged Meta [438/725] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from jeffl35's clock.
[11/02/16 20:32:25] Meta [66/725] has challenged Budzogan [290/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:23:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/03/16 16:44:44] Meta lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:24:54 from level 65.
[11/03/16 19:35:00] Birdbones [412/963] has come upon Meta [170/725] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:04:40 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/04/16 09:38:36] MadMan, Lios, and Meta [1549/2191] have team battled Tratos, Fudster, and yasdorian [727/1825] and won! 0 days, 02:41:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/16 01:41:20] Doctor [781/947] has come upon Meta [594/725] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:22:44 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[11/07/16 05:11:48] Sixbierehomme [140/727] has challenged Meta [644/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:48 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/07/16 06:12:11] Killerkid [391/903] has challenged Meta [186/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:37:23 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[11/10/16 05:53:21] PiotrekD [493/687] has come upon Meta [236/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:25:51 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/10/16 20:31:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 2 days, 01:46:30 toward level 65.
[11/10/16 23:12:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 6 days, 08:22:28 toward level 65.
[11/11/16 09:51:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 0 days, 14:02:23 toward level 65.
[11/11/16 19:55:00] Meta [536/702] has challenged RBecker [217/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:16 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/13/16 02:36:57] Meta [82/702] has challenged damyan [525/975] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/13/16 08:08:41] irix [510/1055] has challenged Meta [425/702] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:21:22 is removed from irix's clock.
[11/13/16 16:08:01] JuanMaestro [494/580] has come upon Meta [604/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:15 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/13/16 16:11:47] Meta [149/702] has challenged dxrt [164/947] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:39:30 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/13/16 18:05:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 50 days, 05:45:01 toward level 66.
[11/13/16 23:14:27] Meta [191/702] has challenged Captain_Chaos [54/314] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:02:00 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/14/16 07:01:22] Xenthys [631/704] has come upon Meta [460/702] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:56:14 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/14/16 22:23:25] Meta [664/702] has challenged jenksy [835/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:26:14 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/15/16 07:02:29] Meta, idisjunction, and Merkel [1584/2627] have team battled Nofew, aucg, and Zaratustra [1609/2845] and lost! 1 day, 20:04:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/16 22:11:49] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:07:17 towards level 66.
[11/17/16 04:23:50] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:35 towards level 66.
[11/18/16 21:42:30] Captain_Chaos, Agent86, and Sir_Lemming [1204/1363] have team battled Meta, Brainiac, and Babar [2139/2350] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 17:14:20] AbacusAvenger, PersonalJ, and godog [19/1977] have team battled Darky, simple, and Meta [1466/2399] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 05:37:50] Killerkid, sasaniak, and Meta [246/2116] have team battled dzen, suterismus, and Tzic [1505/2424] and lost! 2 days, 06:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 02:14:41] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:35 towards level 66.
[11/21/16 07:15:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 5 days, 06:54:38 toward level 66.
[11/22/16 00:52:31] DrOfBaconNomics, SirMonkeybox, and Zoddo [238/2186] have team battled Meta, brycec, and Relayer [336/1690] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/16 06:57:14] Meta [402/702] has come upon V`ger [209/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:22 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/23/16 13:40:24] Meta [512/702] has challenged mwhahaha [129/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:40:53 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/23/16 23:41:06] Lios, XenGi, and brendan [483/2811] have team battled Zye, jenksy, and Meta [599/2295] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 07:47:22] aucg [474/944] has challenged Meta [311/702] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:52:21 is removed from aucg's clock.
[11/26/16 05:27:23] max [54/363] has challenged Meta [247/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to max's clock.
[11/27/16 07:38:18] Meta, robox, and nfsnobody [655/2036] have team battled unicron, pants, and holloway [1985/1992] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/16 09:11:25] pagz [17/41] has challenged Meta [161/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to pagz's clock.
[11/27/16 10:54:15] Meta [761/905] has challenged yasdorian [499/580] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/27/16 20:54:15] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:09:09 towards level 67.
[11/28/16 07:01:36] vegadark [123/446] has come upon Meta [730/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:10:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/28/16 08:43:45] Meta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:59:30 from level 67.
[11/29/16 15:31:12] Meta was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:36:10 from level 67.
[11/30/16 06:47:58] eva42 [907/1258] has come upon Meta [113/905] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:42:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/30/16 10:17:48] blind, pagz, and dwfreed [632/1514] have team battled Hydrogenum, AbrahamLinksys, and Meta [931/2089] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/16 00:34:09] Nofew [919/979] has come upon Meta [754/905] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:46:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/02/16 16:45:06] Meta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:27:58 from level 67.
[12/03/16 13:55:56] godog [180/674] has come upon Meta [598/905] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:10:12 is added to godog's clock.
[12/06/16 12:43:28] Meta [691/905] has challenged Eldoreth [377/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:44:47 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/07/16 00:56:23] Cypher [612/1073] has come upon Meta [245/905] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:01:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/07/16 16:54:47] a1291762, Pithlit, and strugart [255/2695] have team battled Meta, droogie, and kork [853/2008] and lost! 4 days, 19:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 20:26:46] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:15:28 towards level 67.
[12/08/16 11:09:10] Meta [867/905] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [638/827] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:34:41 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/08/16 17:14:05] SynthesizerPatel [515/827] has come upon Meta [416/905] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:40:44 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/09/16 05:34:53] Meta learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:09:24 towards level 67.
[12/11/16 14:32:16] Meta [500/905] has challenged theZoMBiE [452/921] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:44:59 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/12/16 04:53:31] WallIdl, brendan, and tspange [1208/2771] have team battled Meta, sjums_the_great, and Sailor_Venus [182/1870] and won! 0 days, 00:42:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 09:04:08] Meta [98/905] has come upon daemoneye [579/726] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:08:21 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/13/16 12:35:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 6 days, 12:57:58 toward level 67.
[12/14/16 20:07:17] vox [192/1090] has come upon Meta [206/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:10:48 is added to vox's clock.
[12/15/16 16:04:31] Meta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:31:37 towards level 67.
[12/15/16 21:01:12] Meta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:18 towards level 67.
[12/18/16 12:38:07] roy [176/525] has challenged Meta [526/905] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:14:49 is added to roy's clock.
[12/21/16 13:33:13] Meta lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:37:15 from level 67.
[12/21/16 15:52:18] FakeWizard [108/825] has come upon Meta [750/905] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:16:39 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[12/22/16 03:52:31] Meta lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:14:25 from level 67.
[12/22/16 08:37:59] Meta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:52 towards level 67.
[12/22/16 08:59:37] Meta slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Meta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/16 14:37:30] Meta, Levivig, jenksy, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/16 23:24:27] Meta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:06 towards level 67.
[12/23/16 18:44:17] Sixbierehomme [464/723] has come upon Meta [249/900] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:16:28 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/24/16 12:15:27] yasdorian, Ladon, and AbrahamLinksys [1693/2242] have team battled Satoshi, Meta, and KeboDK [1522/2534] and won! 1 day, 17:51:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 12:16:57] Meta, freeboson, Fluttershy, and arlen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/16 12:38:16] Meta got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:29 from level 67.
[12/26/16 12:52:18] Levivig [528/553] has come upon Meta [694/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:37:14 is added to Levivig's clock.
[12/27/16 07:06:06] Cenhinen [66/620] has come upon Meta [69/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:27:48 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[12/27/16 07:39:05] basepi [293/862] has come upon Meta [456/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:21 is added to basepi's clock.
[12/28/16 09:32:05] qbit [150/180] has challenged Meta [507/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to qbit's clock.
[12/30/16 07:59:16] Meta [17/907] has challenged noother [711/974] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/01/17 03:39:09] AbrahamLinksys [109/688] has challenged Meta [679/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/01/17 13:26:54] Sailor_Venus, noother, and MJ94 [1842/2458] have team battled Meta, theZoMBiE, and pixelate [489/2329] and won! 0 days, 09:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 07:06:40] zid [561/841] has come upon Meta [286/907] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:15:40 is removed from zid's clock.
[01/02/17 11:50:45] Meta [745/907] has challenged iViLe [847/1011] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:24:47 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/16/17 04:43:04] archlich, Meta, and Mithkabob [1866/1956] have team battled Sixbierehomme, pants, and hannesenator [287/2378] and won! 1 day, 04:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/17 14:23:57] Zaratustra [540/954] has come upon Meta [861/907] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:31:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/16/17 18:06:45] blizgerg, FakeWizard, and Tzic [138/2459] have team battled holloway, MetaNova, and Meta [379/2009] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 18:21:46] womblecat [246/505] has come upon Meta [685/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:47 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/17/17 18:54:01] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:09:23 towards level 68.
[01/18/17 03:20:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 36 days, 04:17:43 toward level 68.
[01/18/17 05:11:45] pants [587/741] has challenged Meta [881/907] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:51:27 is added to pants's clock.
[01/19/17 02:50:13] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:04 towards level 68.
[01/19/17 08:21:49] Meta [385/907] has challenged dclaw123 [778/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:35:13 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/19/17 17:25:12] Jareeta [609/1104] has challenged Meta [570/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:36:24 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[02/04/17 16:06:21] AngryParsley [765/935] has challenged Meta [663/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:17:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/05/17 13:25:14] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:48 towards level 68.
[02/06/17 03:29:19] Chuck [165/816] has come upon Meta [183/907] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:47:59 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/06/17 10:50:29] Meta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:33:22 from level 68.
[02/06/17 11:45:22] Meta ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:47 from level 68.
[02/07/17 03:10:18] Meta [149/907] has come upon eva42 [472/1264] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:40:33 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/07/17 12:00:45] Everyman, J, and PersonalJ [335/1619] have team battled Str1ngS, petrichor, and Meta [2054/2082] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 17:01:41] Mrs.BigHead [35/36] has challenged Meta [740/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[02/08/17 14:39:28] holloway [365/666] has challenged Meta [878/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:34:29 is added to holloway's clock.
[02/08/17 15:35:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 14 days, 06:49:28 toward level 68.
[02/08/17 20:41:33] Meta [167/907] has challenged Cameron_D [651/1372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:53 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/09/17 18:27:08] SN4T14, KeboDK, and HeavyPodda [1130/2423] have team battled Misza, Mordraan, and Meta [860/2261] and won! 1 day, 13:08:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 18:44:33] Meta [295/907] has come upon theZoMBiE [732/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:01:31 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/12/17 19:15:56] Meta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:16 towards level 68.
[02/14/17 14:23:25] petrichor [532/623] has come upon Meta [104/907] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:07:04 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[03/13/17 07:48:23] Meta [862/907] has come upon cirdan [35/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:11 is removed from Meta's clock.
[03/14/17 08:33:20] abra0 [43/825] has come upon Meta [868/907] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 00:29:37 is added to abra0's clock.
[03/15/17 02:28:22] Meta [18/907] has come upon SlowRiot [883/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:03 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/15/17 07:15:45] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:51 towards level 68.
[03/15/17 10:23:04] Meta [868/907] has challenged Mateusz [614/827] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from Meta's clock.
[03/15/17 12:04:27] DrOfBaconNomics [629/1019] has challenged Meta [878/907] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/15/17 12:53:11] Boohbah, dwfreed, and Nofew [874/2411] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Meta, and vuffie [1835/1977] and lost! 8 days, 04:38:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 22:29:11] Meta [138/907] has come upon WallIdl [521/833] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:27:20 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/16/17 05:20:07] Meta [48/907] has challenged abra0 [568/825] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:03:36 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/16/17 15:48:56] elf, SlowRiot, and tspange [1565/2647] have team battled Meta, JuanMaestro, and brycec [1397/2203] and won! 2 days, 17:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 16:56:06] Mirc0p, Majak, and Meta [466/1978] have team battled HeavyPodda, Reilly, and Senka [1540/1847] and lost! 4 days, 11:54:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 06:16:18] Zaratustra, Meta, and dclaw123 [2325/2677] have team battled Boohbah, Xenthys, and Tenorman [1453/2482] and won! 3 days, 04:23:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 10:26:04] Senka [275/583] has come upon Meta [310/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:00:18 is added to Senka's clock.
[03/22/17 01:06:22] Zaratustra, Meta, and Cypher [2095/2848] have team battled irix, FakeWizard, and Heisenberg [363/2621] and won! 2 days, 02:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 05:44:32] kenyon [811/904] has challenged Meta [828/907] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:15:13 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/24/17 00:25:56] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:13:56 towards level 69.
[03/25/17 12:04:56] Tzic [566/863] has come upon Meta [536/907] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:14:11 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[03/27/17 12:51:48] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:39:59 towards level 69.
[03/28/17 02:36:24] Eiam [148/699] has challenged Meta [826/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:10:13 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/28/17 15:40:57] pixelate [311/484] has challenged Meta [24/907] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:44:50 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[03/29/17 11:01:03] Meta [753/907] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [550/1045] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:12:32 is removed from Meta's clock.
[03/30/17 08:15:24] DrOfBaconNomics [623/1036] has come upon Meta [769/907] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:22:55 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/03/17 12:54:16] AncalagonThBlack, glorgamitch, and Meta [427/2056] have team battled Psilocybe, rxcomm, and Milquetoast [1207/2403] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 08:53:46] SpikeX, Herb_Tarlek, and Sundance [1136/1770] have team battled Mithkabob, Meta, and Heisenberg [1857/2386] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 09:13:47] Adar [150/564] has come upon Meta [227/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:50 is added to Adar's clock.
[06/04/17 16:38:50] Meta [55/907] has challenged qbit [118/691] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:07:54 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/06/17 01:22:34] kinopu [366/375] has challenged Meta [29/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:50 is removed from kinopu's clock.
[06/06/17 05:34:48] Meta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:53:25 towards level 69.
[06/06/17 08:15:08] Meta [814/907] has come upon manish17xxx [674/726] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:41:37 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/07/17 02:44:54] Meta [78/907] has challenged yasdorian [586/600] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:32:07 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/10/17 02:32:08] pixelate, Meta, and pants [849/2121] have team battled Everyman, ncarl747, and Oooooog [168/1991] and won! 3 days, 17:49:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 20:53:59] canton7, Meta, and dodobrain [1893/2593] have team battled osannatas, tmberg, and glorgamitch [1381/2008] and won! 3 days, 04:05:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 11:43:52] Mateusz, Euronur, and m0shbear [2055/2183] have team battled mordac, Meta, and sjums_the_great [1058/2251] and won! 1 day, 06:45:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 15:19:30] Meta [589/907] has come upon osannatas [441/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:52:32 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/12/17 22:36:49] Meta [241/907] has come upon Fattyeater [93/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:40:48 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/15/17 05:15:04] JensRex [696/832] has challenged Meta [760/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:48:50 is added to JensRex's clock.
[06/18/17 05:07:25] Meta [75/907] has come upon Syloq [73/295] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:16:49 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/18/17 16:28:04] astrutt [287/537] has challenged Meta [732/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:30 is added to astrutt's clock.
[06/19/17 12:46:26] Meta lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:42:57 from level 69.
[06/19/17 13:31:26] Meta [583/907] has challenged blizgerg [996/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:21 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/19/17 13:57:07] Meta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:43 towards level 69.
[06/19/17 15:45:18] Boohbah, borsin, and Meta [895/2397] have team battled Mateusz, mordac, and pants [303/2484] and won! 1 day, 00:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 17:40:47] Meta, Skyie, and Zye [1513/2105] have team battled woonack, Avon, and blizgerg [772/2813] and won! 0 days, 03:03:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 22:04:32] Cypher, petrichor, and Meta [116/2954] have team battled WallIdl, kenyon, and Taffer [1140/2184] and lost! 0 days, 23:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 03:46:52] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:41 towards level 69.
[06/23/17 09:45:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 1 day, 03:11:16 toward level 69.
[06/24/17 06:16:01] Pici, Gatewayy, and Virtual [2085/2470] have team battled WallIdl, Meta, and bl4ckscor3 [1418/2213] and won! 0 days, 22:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 15:20:15] Meta [569/907] has challenged theZoMBiE [952/989] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/25/17 10:46:55] Meta [42/907] has come upon awgh [52/566] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:06:15 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/25/17 12:08:42] Meta set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:18:03 from level 70.
[06/27/17 15:56:58] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:50:07 towards level 70.
[06/29/17 11:58:54] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:00:26 towards level 70.
[06/29/17 13:30:48] Meta [805/907] has challenged Mirc0p [193/523] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:07:49 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/01/17 01:36:53] ncarl747 [199/726] has challenged Meta [544/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:27:06 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[07/01/17 10:59:07] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:04:51 towards level 70.
[07/02/17 19:33:17] Meta [443/907] has come upon everbrew [103/708] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:32:27 is removed from Meta's clock.
[07/03/17 02:45:16] Milquetoast [463/909] has challenged Meta [274/907] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:40:41 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/04/17 07:49:49] vegadark [330/495] has challenged Meta [494/907] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:40:02 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/04/17 20:21:22] Aeyaneron [75/579] has challenged Meta [218/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Aeyaneron's clock.
[07/06/17 11:32:28] Meta, tmberg, and sigmg [1736/2302] have team battled Zoddo, NoodleCake, and cirdan [1470/2400] and won! 0 days, 02:53:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 12:58:04] JoshuaACasey [136/221] has challenged Meta [501/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to JoshuaACasey's clock.
[08/19/17 19:26:33] Meta [111/907] has come upon MJ94 [526/913] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:00:20 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/21/17 05:27:13] Chrizby [41/75] has challenged Meta [262/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Chrizby's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:14] SlowRiot, Meta, elbie, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 16:34:56] Meta [480/907] has come upon Globalirc [592/720] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:41:38 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:59] Meta [868/907] has come upon Globalirc [561/720] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:04:03 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/21/17 23:28:06] popey [279/365] has challenged Meta [282/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to popey's clock.
[08/22/17 08:19:07] Meta [455/907] has challenged Chuck [45/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:36:03 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/22/17 11:19:37] manish17xxx [597/734] has challenged Meta [37/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:50 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[08/22/17 17:10:40] Meta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:33:51 towards level 70.
[08/24/17 22:29:34] Meta [840/907] has challenged Furry [10/645] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:18:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/25/17 07:46:06] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:59 towards level 70.
[08/25/17 15:04:45] woonack [331/456] has come upon Meta [637/907] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 05:51:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/25/17 22:33:42] Meta [168/907] has challenged awgh [448/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:17:56 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/26/17 01:14:19] Meta [516/907] has come upon xit [375/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:53:10 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/26/17 12:25:52] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:57 towards level 70.
[08/26/17 12:36:08] Meta [356/907] has challenged mordac [819/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:30:59 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/26/17 14:36:29] Meta [30/907] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [441/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:27:09 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/27/17 12:33:04] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:21:28 towards level 70.
[08/28/17 07:51:43] Meta, ville, and AncalagonThBlack [3/2149] have team battled Xenthys, popey, and brendan [1824/2273] and lost! 0 days, 18:56:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/17 20:21:29] Meta [164/898] has come upon Azerothian [161/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:39:33 is removed from Meta's clock.
[08/29/17 21:50:21] hhes [379/541] has challenged Meta [3/898] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:10:07 is removed from hhes's clock.
[08/30/17 18:00:40] djm [281/459] has challenged Meta [609/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to djm's clock.
[08/30/17 23:16:11] Chuck [653/872] has challenged Meta [866/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:58:00 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/31/17 10:23:05] Meta [781/898] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [483/658] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:30:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/01/17 03:38:36] Meta was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:46:52 from level 70.
[09/01/17 08:54:11] bender [79/370] has challenged Meta [317/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:00 is added to bender's clock.
[09/01/17 12:15:10] Meta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:04 towards level 70.
[09/02/17 04:27:02] Meta found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:11 towards level 70.
[09/03/17 05:16:16] Crazycatlady [67/658] has come upon Meta [338/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:46:18 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/04/17 04:22:56] Sundance [83/646] has challenged Meta [20/898] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:58:48 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[09/04/17 23:01:00] Realmy, Zaratustra, and J [382/2925] have team battled soltys, Tenorman, and Meta [1467/2237] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/17 03:26:44] Virtual [106/665] has challenged Meta [81/898] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:48:59 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/05/17 04:36:43] Meta invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:04 towards level 70.
[09/05/17 18:44:29] Sixbierehomme, Bradicus, and Avocet [1106/2134] have team battled Tenorman, Euronur, and Meta [400/2375] and won! 5 days, 02:29:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 00:07:23] Meta [786/898] has challenged jamesl [125/357] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:50:12 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/07/17 09:32:43] Meta [486/901] has come upon kork [18/246] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:25:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/07/17 11:35:59] AncalagonThBlack [589/658] has challenged Meta [5/901] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:01:29 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/10/17 00:02:55] Meta discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:12 towards level 71.
[09/10/17 07:57:07] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:27:52 towards level 71.
[09/10/17 10:44:36] Meta [119/901] has come upon Nistur [314/342] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:49:26 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/11/17 14:52:13] ncarl747 [424/836] has challenged Meta [623/901] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:17:40 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[09/15/17 07:16:28] Meta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:13 towards level 71.
[09/16/17 00:02:23] Meta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:57:46 towards level 71.
[09/16/17 02:43:50] tycoon177 [9/212] has challenged Meta [382/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[09/16/17 05:23:18] Meta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:35 towards level 71.
[09/17/17 16:16:24] Meta [597/901] has challenged xit [65/526] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:22:23 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/17/17 22:46:09] Meta [16/901] has come upon MetaNova [548/763] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:31:33 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/18/17 05:30:28] Meta [534/901] has challenged david [357/383] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:26:51 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/18/17 05:30:28] Meta has dealt david a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:27:41 is added to david's clock.
[09/18/17 09:04:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 5 days, 14:39:16 toward level 71.
[09/19/17 15:41:34] Meta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:08 towards level 71.
[09/19/17 23:05:15] Meta [624/901] has come upon Nistur [82/344] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:29:35 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/22/17 19:20:44] Meta [586/905] has come upon pants [358/760] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:06:04 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/25/17 00:36:49] elf [167/919] has come upon Meta [804/905] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:24:51 is added to elf's clock.
[10/01/17 03:20:46] J, blind, and Vroomfondel [716/2067] have team battled Mithkabob, Globalirc, and Meta [1364/2190] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/17 10:02:49] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:20 towards level 71.
[10/01/17 14:03:45] Meta, Euronur, and vegadark [4/2101] have team battled wolfkin, JuanMaestro, and max [1139/1694] and lost! 1 day, 17:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 06:23:36] Meta [489/913] has come upon exa [114/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:08:19 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/05/17 06:01:46] Meta stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:32 towards level 71.
[10/06/17 16:27:57] vegadark [12/501] has come upon Meta [187/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:11:49 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/06/17 19:49:03] idisjunction, woonack, and Meta [1698/2259] have team battled ToHellWithGA, RedW, and AbacusAvenger [15/2287] and won! 0 days, 18:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 08:15:08] Euronur [373/692] has challenged Meta [670/913] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:42:30 is added to Euronur's clock.
[10/07/17 13:47:10] Meta [3/913] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [541/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:06:31 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/10/17 03:39:30] Meta [549/913] has challenged yano [227/656] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/12/17 07:26:50] kline, JuanMaestro, and V`ger [536/1494] have team battled D.Va, Meta, and SpikeX [371/1960] and won! 0 days, 05:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 09:54:52] vox [750/1084] has challenged Meta [23/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:52:44 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/13/17 15:04:25] uhmmm [546/655] has challenged Meta [745/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:35:50 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[10/13/17 22:07:36] Meta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:54:49 towards level 72.
[10/13/17 23:51:14] tycoon177 [335/429] has challenged Meta [734/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[10/14/17 05:52:10] bootdisk, Asara, and pmden [663/2410] have team battled hannesenator, Globalirc, and Meta [67/2847] and won! 0 days, 01:05:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 02:29:45] bender [556/587] has challenged Meta [261/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/15/17 05:11:46] Meta got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:17:02 from level 72.
[10/15/17 23:22:18] Meta [24/913] has challenged tycoon177 [371/429] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:16:06 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/16/17 08:26:06] Majak [70/478] has come upon Meta [166/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:19:58 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/17/17 02:30:27] Meta [864/913] has come upon borsin [433/733] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:30:33 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/17/17 11:21:43] exa [356/377] has come upon Meta [677/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:14 is added to exa's clock.
[10/18/17 21:38:19] Meta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:45:21 from level 72.
[10/19/17 04:57:02] Meta, Boohbah, and sasaniak [882/2155] have team battled holloway, ruan, and CoolChris [999/1817] and lost! 0 days, 19:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/17 11:50:55] Meta [764/913] has come upon ncarl747 [483/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:11:57 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/24/17 07:09:03] Meta [681/913] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [316/545] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:37:30 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/25/17 00:14:18] exa [54/345] has challenged Meta [883/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:54 is added to exa's clock.
[10/25/17 19:12:35] Meta [707/913] has come upon pants [98/851] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:26:51 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/26/17 17:16:11] Meta has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:20:08 from level 72.
[10/26/17 22:26:42] Meta [259/913] has come upon Beavis [606/1085] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:49:40 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/28/17 22:43:41] Meta [582/913] has challenged at0m [241/315] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:59:20 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/29/17 10:21:56] Dork_Knight [205/474] has come upon Meta [75/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:36 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/29/17 22:38:29] Meta [774/913] has come upon uhmmm [315/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:25:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/30/17 22:21:45] Meta [401/913] has challenged tspange [154/775] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:11:02 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/31/17 14:15:15] Mateusz, theZoMBiE, and Euronur [176/2494] have team battled Meta, Globalirc, and Frogging101 [789/2218] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 02:19:30] Meta burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Meta's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/17 22:37:13] Meta [745/906] has challenged os-5185 [589/864] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:50:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/01/17 23:19:59] TauPan [133/585] has challenged Meta [358/906] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:50:12 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/02/17 21:52:44] Meta was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:11:17 from level 72.
[11/03/17 21:14:51] megaprogman, Meta, and crysys [120/1602] have team battled bootdisk, sigmg, and Khorne [1890/1977] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/17 04:18:10] Meta [157/906] has come upon djm [542/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:21:50 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/05/17 01:01:26] KeboDK [151/1019] has challenged Meta [750/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:39:07 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[11/05/17 06:40:44] JuanMaestro, Meta, and Taffer [1895/2374] have team battled theemstra, charitwo, and Fluttershy [615/2117] and won! 1 day, 14:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 21:40:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 0 days, 12:29:15 toward level 72.
[11/05/17 23:09:10] Meta [553/906] has challenged shandor [431/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:42:34 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/06/17 01:09:38] dax [15/362] has challenged Meta [207/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to dax's clock.
[11/06/17 22:35:25] Meta [721/906] has come upon xa [104/598] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:52:30 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/07/17 10:38:11] Meta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:38 towards level 72.
[11/08/17 01:08:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 3 days, 18:10:38 toward level 72.
[11/09/17 08:09:21] Meta [296/906] has come upon SirMonkeybox [128/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:23 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/09/17 15:43:40] AbacusAvenger [173/867] has challenged Meta [764/906] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:53:50 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[11/10/17 00:51:27] Meta bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:46 from level 72.
[11/11/17 11:17:11] Meta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:53 towards level 72.
[11/12/17 01:25:46] Meta [223/1029] has challenged Ttech [874/1621] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/12/17 02:06:06] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:14:58 towards level 73.
[11/13/17 04:59:33] Eldoreth [43/882] has challenged Meta [1025/1029] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[11/14/17 09:57:27] cosmicsound, Mirc0p, and Meta [1785/2047] have team battled grooverider, Mateusz, and Elgo [419/2550] and won! 0 days, 00:41:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 23:26:22] Meta [252/1029] has challenged CornFly [518/1049] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:51:50 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/15/17 07:21:53] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:33:50 towards level 73.
[11/16/17 09:42:03] Meta was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:11:22 from level 73.
[11/17/17 08:42:41] Meta [333/1029] has come upon moveax [53/330] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:31:45 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/17/17 12:46:58] Herb_Tarlek [715/768] has challenged Meta [536/1029] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:40:26 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/18/17 04:50:17] RistoUuranmaki, Sundance, and Meta [541/2464] have team battled elf, Bob, and sjefen6 [419/1758] and won! 1 day, 00:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 14:37:52] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:41 towards level 73.
[11/19/17 08:01:24] pfoley [618/641] has challenged Meta [12/1029] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:38:42 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[11/19/17 11:44:11] Meta [81/1029] has come upon glorgamitch [552/619] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:57:21 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/19/17 17:43:52] apiw [8/43] has challenged Meta [489/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/17 00:34:26] Meta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:09:55 towards level 73.
[11/21/17 07:17:41] Meta was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:10:15 from level 73.
[11/21/17 08:12:46] qwerty [21/62] has challenged Meta [241/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to qwerty's clock.
[11/21/17 11:11:30] Cameron_D [507/1491] has come upon Meta [631/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:22:01 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/22/17 02:23:21] Meta [729/1029] has come upon MJ94 [125/914] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:20:20 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/22/17 10:36:01] Meta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:31:29 towards level 73.
[11/22/17 19:05:25] Meta had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:20 towards level 73.
[11/23/17 01:58:16] Meta [780/1029] has come upon Sprort [350/374] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:58:00 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/23/17 02:40:06] Meta bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:05 towards level 73.
[11/24/17 03:27:34] Meta grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:28 towards level 73.
[11/28/17 03:23:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 12 days, 04:03:59 toward level 73.
[11/29/17 10:25:22] alexj [89/573] has come upon Meta [681/1032] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:56:52 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/30/17 15:44:37] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:31 towards level 73.
[11/30/17 20:22:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 3 days, 08:19:53 toward level 73.
[11/30/17 22:16:33] Meta was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:37 from level 73.
[12/02/17 10:48:31] Meta [673/1032] has come upon Nistur [169/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:45:25 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/03/17 04:03:16] Meta misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:42:21 from level 73.
[12/03/17 08:53:40] Meta learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:08 towards level 73.
[12/07/17 01:32:08] soltys [284/556] has come upon Meta [361/1032] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:16:30 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/08/17 13:38:49] Meta [686/1032] has challenged ishanyx [178/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:26:25 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/09/17 01:45:27] AbacusAvenger, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2319/3453] have team battled soltys, Agent86, and Meta [1939/2186] and won! 1 day, 13:58:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 01:45:23] J, Geela, and Zoddo [1041/2075] have team battled RedW, Meta, and sunri5e [1070/2545] and lost! 1 day, 07:36:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 15:09:17] Meta [119/1036] has challenged basepi [326/936] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:46:44 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/11/17 16:09:39] Meta [312/1036] has challenged petrichor [822/1096] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:11:55 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/12/17 05:27:58] apiw, manish17xxx, and TauPan [403/1667] have team battled Syloq, pfoley, and Meta [1747/2128] and lost! 0 days, 15:32:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 09:39:22] Ttech, Meta, and qwerty [559/2992] have team battled RBecker, Majak, and MJ94 [141/2218] and won! 0 days, 04:48:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 01:21:30] Meta [655/1036] has challenged pixelate [469/497] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:05:54 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/13/17 17:27:05] Meta [298/1036] has challenged Bradicus [358/672] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:52:13 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/14/17 06:31:42] Meta [18/1036] has challenged idlerpgww [259/499] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:11:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/14/17 10:36:59] Euronur, qwerty, and Meta [1234/2163] have team battled vegadark, Cypher, and apiw [440/1959] and won! 0 days, 14:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 04:36:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 6 days, 18:33:54 toward level 74.
[12/15/17 05:03:20] Meta [48/1036] has come upon Yuhno [283/314] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:02:23 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/15/17 16:56:12] Meta [654/1036] has come upon elbie [212/640] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:15:06 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/15/17 17:19:56] Meta [241/1036] has come upon borsin [660/729] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:40:58 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/15/17 18:31:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 32 days, 19:25:29 toward level 74.
[12/15/17 21:48:21] Meta [639/1036] has come upon Geela [219/346] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:01:04 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/16/17 02:15:51] Meta [1026/1036] has come upon dax [190/631] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:16:51 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/17/17 13:59:35] Meta [807/1082] has challenged hoglahoo [215/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:17:23 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/17/17 18:13:36] Meta [983/1082] has come upon Boohbah [481/768] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:18:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/18/17 05:05:04] Meta [967/1082] has challenged soltys [244/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:58:31 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/18/17 10:54:06] Meta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:59 from level 74.
[12/19/17 03:09:54] CoolChris [104/493] has come upon Meta [106/1082] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:10:37 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[12/19/17 19:50:03] Lnk, Birdbones, and Meta [653/2709] have team battled Syloq, CornFly, and Asara [535/2713] and won! 0 days, 05:41:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 20:18:57] ohnx [1015/1018] has challenged Meta [806/1082] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:39:58 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[12/21/17 18:47:37] Elgo [259/434] has come upon Meta [221/1082] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:15:09 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[12/22/17 20:14:39] Meta got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:06 from level 74.
[12/22/17 22:20:11] Meta [465/1082] has challenged awgh [134/865] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:53 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/24/17 07:12:06] Meta [696/1082] has come upon uhmmm [563/877] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:50:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/24/17 13:12:40] Tluszczyk [0/1] has challenged Meta [677/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Tluszczyk's clock.
[12/25/17 07:39:14] Zoddo [304/1128] has challenged Meta [527/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:24 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[12/26/17 11:13:16] Meta [239/1082] has come upon Geela [274/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:10 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/26/17 23:44:11] Eldoreth, Vroomfondel, and dwfreed [408/2022] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Meta, and RistoUuranmaki [809/2826] and lost! 1 day, 13:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 23:52:30] Gatewayy [417/883] has challenged Meta [730/1082] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:26:23 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[12/27/17 16:26:59] Meta [216/1082] has come upon droogie [87/915] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:09:34 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/29/17 00:23:13] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:17 towards level 74.
[12/29/17 23:46:46] Gizmokid2005 [281/917] has come upon Meta [167/1082] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:28:42 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[12/30/17 05:47:34] liara, Asara, and Lemelisk [2050/2810] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Meta, and Mateusz [1115/2644] and won! 1 day, 21:46:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 05:51:09] Meta [58/1082] has come upon V`ger [446/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:29 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/30/17 06:19:57] unicron [579/768] has challenged Meta [956/1082] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:04:28 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/30/17 07:20:16] lipek [839/1200] has challenged Meta [1051/1082] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:22:28 is added to lipek's clock.
[12/30/17 07:41:57] Meta [34/1082] has come upon unicron [36/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:53 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/31/17 05:26:08] Neo [157/354] has challenged Meta [358/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Neo's clock.
[01/02/18 00:37:57] idlerpgww [378/498] has come upon Meta [862/1082] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:15:59 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[01/02/18 01:23:38] Meta [783/1082] has challenged nickware [154/610] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/02/18 08:19:08] Meta, KevinSpacey, and Bob [1402/1973] have team battled Cypher, adamchainz, and Sir_Lemming [498/2541] and won! 0 days, 03:12:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/18 09:16:13] Meta, Gerdesas, and holloway [499/2579] have team battled Nofew, MJ94, and zankore [1738/3013] and lost! 2 days, 04:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 17:56:39] Meta was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:16:59 towards level 75.
[01/03/18 05:12:23] MrGlass, bigjay, and dindinx [467/2419] have team battled moveax, canton7, and Meta [997/2359] and lost! 0 days, 22:45:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/18 07:38:43] Meta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:40 towards level 75.
[01/03/18 20:45:19] Lios, liara, and Meta [2039/2434] have team battled ncarl747, grooverider, and codedeeply [2157/2879] and lost! 0 days, 22:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/18 02:30:19] Meta [945/1082] has come upon Realmy [26/1048] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:20:57 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/05/18 11:32:49] Meta [365/1082] has challenged Lenny [318/422] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:05:09 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/05/18 16:16:48] Meta [830/1082] has come upon irix [593/1026] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:23:33 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/06/18 00:59:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 1 day, 20:01:12 toward level 75.
[01/07/18 05:55:01] allo [355/482] has come upon Meta [44/1082] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 15:45:33 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/09/18 22:11:12] Meta [63/1082] has come upon HeavyPodda [691/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:10:04 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/09/18 22:49:22] Meta, idisjunction, and hannesenator [1091/3222] have team battled Mirc0p, Luamil, and gildarts [936/1741] and won! 1 day, 11:18:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 03:04:52] brycec, Bradicus, and Lios [753/2335] have team battled vegadark, speedmann, and Meta [798/1900] and lost! 4 days, 11:11:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/18 13:43:31] TauPan [54/580] has come upon Meta [454/1082] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:06:55 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/11/18 19:39:59] vrillusions, MetaNova, and Ironhoof [789/3103] have team battled Dork_Knight, Bob, and Meta [493/2290] and won! 1 day, 09:18:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/18 00:27:44] Meta [815/1082] has challenged Gatewayy [861/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:31:37 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/12/18 03:27:46] woonack, Crazycatlady, and damyan [779/1755] have team battled Meta, blizgerg, and dax [325/2813] and won! 11 days, 06:54:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 11:31:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Meta 11 days, 15:46:10 toward level 75.
[01/14/18 21:12:40] Meta [724/1082] has challenged Syloq [402/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:02:16 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/15/18 02:07:47] Meta [377/1082] has come upon MetaNova [513/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/15/18 18:09:57] Meta, lightstalker, and KobrAs [1627/1890] have team battled PiotrekD, rxcomm, and Taffer [2317/2369] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/18 20:20:12] Eiam [289/699] has challenged Meta [43/1082] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:59 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[01/16/18 07:00:37] Globalirc, moveax, and D.Va [1087/1849] have team battled Meta, qbit, and suterismus [793/3219] and won! 0 days, 07:25:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 00:29:42] Eldoreth, JuanMaestro, and freeboson [1980/2438] have team battled Barry, Meta, and Birdbones [879/2208] and won! 2 days, 05:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 03:02:45] Meta [732/1082] has come upon kenyon [176/993] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:46:15 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/18/18 04:39:25] Meta [796/1082] has challenged valdur55 [516/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:46:25 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/19/18 03:42:36] lakwatsero [215/219] has challenged Meta [758/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/19/18 07:09:35] seanmnaes [7/16] has challenged Meta [684/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/19/18 16:07:30] Meta [158/1082] has challenged neurospex [65/1151] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/20/18 08:57:03] Meta [264/1082] has challenged ejai [78/305] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:23:12 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/21/18 03:03:47] Meta [148/1082] has come upon Zoddo [505/1128] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:55:59 is added to Meta's clock.
[01/21/18 03:55:58] WereSquirrel [57/303] has challenged Meta [814/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to WereSquirrel's clock.
[01/22/18 11:13:46] tspange [151/771] has challenged Meta [238/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:54 is added to tspange's clock.