Player Info

User: MiddlewareMonkey
Class: Slacker
Admin?: No
Level: 79
Next level: 4 days, 19:21:33
Status: Offline
Host: HomeMonkey!~nunya@S0106b06ebfb49f20.vs.shawcable.net
Account Created: Thu Dec 13 12:43:40 2018
Last login: Sun May 16 13:55:36 2021
Total time idled: 724 days, 05:33:45
Current position: [354,212]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 161 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 276 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 73
gloves: 64
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 60
ring: 73 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 73
tunic: 149 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 200 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1201

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 8 days, 21:54:24
quit: 154 days, 16:14:48

total: 163 days, 14:09:12

Character Modifiers

[12/13/18 18:53:40] MiddlewareMonkey [0/1] has challenged simple [955/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/13/18 19:53:51] MiddlewareMonkey [0/13] has challenged sjums_the_great [271/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/13/18 20:16:46] MiddlewareMonkey [13/21] has challenged sjefen6 [515/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/13/18 23:07:15] MiddlewareMonkey [33/57] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [38/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/17/18 18:24:36] MiddlewareMonkey [49/78] has challenged bootdisk [39/1151] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:23 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/17/18 18:49:18] MetaNova, Nofew, and h00k [1652/2744] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Xenthys, and sigmg [244/1335] and won! 0 days, 15:10:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/18 19:21:04] MiddlewareMonkey [81/97] has challenged Mirc0p [592/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/17/18 22:20:48] MiddlewareMonkey [30/123] has challenged Khorne [397/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/19/18 22:07:28] MiddlewareMonkey [133/160] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [220/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/20/18 17:45:57] djm, allo, and sigmg [1546/2117] have team battled tmberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and AbacusAvenger [528/2112] and won! 0 days, 06:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/18 18:47:54] MiddlewareMonkey [74/160] has challenged Yuhno [269/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/27/18 18:32:00] MiddlewareMonkey [89/169] has challenged fragment1 [159/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/27/18 22:50:17] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:54 towards level 26.
[12/28/18 18:04:49] MiddlewareMonkey [26/186] has challenged TauPan [143/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/31/18 20:24:00] MiddlewareMonkey [51/186] has challenged mistaEvO8 [64/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/02/19 19:17:19] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:58 towards level 28.
[01/02/19 22:50:30] WackyWonny [21/25] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [5/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from WackyWonny's clock.
[01/03/19 17:59:26] MiddlewareMonkey [165/210] has challenged Atan [244/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/03/19 18:46:07] neurospex, lagertonne, and MiddlewareMonkey [79/2066] have team battled sjefen6, agrajag, and elbie [1573/2816] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/19 00:11:47] MiddlewareMonkey [27/227] has challenged irix [584/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/07/19 17:38:02] MiddlewareMonkey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:38 towards level 30.
[01/09/19 22:09:46] MiddlewareMonkey [182/231] has challenged TauPan [403/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/15/19 17:52:31] MiddlewareMonkey [35/243] has challenged DrJosh9000 [464/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/17/19 06:56:12] MiddlewareMonkey [16/243] has challenged MJ94 [533/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/17/19 08:43:02] MiddlewareMonkey got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:13 from level 33.
[01/18/19 20:00:35] JensRex, Saturnaal, and xayto [139/2186] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Atan, and dwfreed [699/1500] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 21:21:59] MiddlewareMonkey [97/279] has challenged damyan [440/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/19/19 22:22:50] MiddlewareMonkey [228/279] has challenged Hypino [303/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/21/19 02:11:36] MiddlewareMonkey [279/299] has challenged mistaEvO8 [244/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/22/19 05:12:41] MiddlewareMonkey [61/300] has challenged kenyon [173/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/22/19 12:45:20] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:57:19 is added to their clock.
[01/23/19 01:31:37] Tor [676/1157] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [180/300] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:01:31 is removed from Tor's clock.
[01/23/19 10:55:04] bebbet [215/561] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [62/300] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[01/23/19 21:33:33] MiddlewareMonkey [66/300] has challenged sunri5e [236/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/24/19 02:37:27] kenyon [103/1098] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [269/300] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:49:26 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/24/19 07:17:20] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:07:18 from level 38.
[01/24/19 10:36:38] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:37 from level 38.
[01/24/19 17:59:30] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:22 from level 38.
[01/25/19 12:01:19] MiddlewareMonkey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:47 towards level 38.
[01/26/19 02:19:43] MiddlewareMonkey [88/326] has challenged MrGlass [58/949] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:47:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/27/19 04:57:53] MiddlewareMonkey [259/326] has come upon robox [702/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:54 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/27/19 06:30:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 05:14:31 toward level 39.
[01/27/19 10:09:16] MiddlewareMonkey [96/329] has challenged Nuae [17/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/27/19 14:06:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 13:12:50 toward level 40.
[01/27/19 19:19:04] IndigoTiger, Mars, and aismallard [453/2695] have team battled h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and SirMonkeybox [497/1545] and lost! 0 days, 19:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/19 10:38:59] MiddlewareMonkey, buksi, and mistaEvO8 [1100/1592] have team battled Atan, rxcomm, and AncalagonThBlack [1408/2611] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/19 00:49:08] MiddlewareMonkey [174/329] has challenged Roxana [587/1141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/29/19 08:24:37] MiddlewareMonkey [213/329] has come upon RBecker [583/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:42 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/29/19 16:08:01] Bradicus [617/781] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [283/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:00:58 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/29/19 16:48:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 18:42:47 toward level 41.
[01/30/19 12:15:27] MiddlewareMonkey [15/333] has challenged Tor [844/1157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/31/19 02:21:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 00:18:39 toward level 42.
[02/01/19 00:15:08] Crazycatlady, MetaNova, and MiddlewareMonkey [9/1685] have team battled Vroomfondel, Hypino, and simple [1372/2158] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 02:27:14] Hypino, Asara, and tmberg [238/2815] have team battled ishanyx, MiddlewareMonkey, and holloway [1443/1967] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 22:36:24] MiddlewareMonkey [148/374] has challenged lagertonne [676/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/02/19 05:15:32] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:26 towards level 43.
[02/03/19 03:22:00] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:20 towards level 43.
[02/03/19 13:36:34] sjefen6 [421/881] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [121/374] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:14:12 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[02/03/19 13:54:44] MiddlewareMonkey got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:47 from level 43.
[02/04/19 10:47:41] MiddlewareMonkey [338/374] has come upon damyan [632/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/04/19 17:31:23] MiddlewareMonkey [288/374] has come upon MrGlass [740/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:31 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/05/19 13:44:04] MiddlewareMonkey [393/396] has challenged Andries [73/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:37 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/07/19 05:19:00] IdleMaster, womblecat, and m0shbear [490/2290] have team battled AbacusAvenger, damyan, and MiddlewareMonkey [420/2161] and won! 1 day, 21:49:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 05:57:57] MiddlewareMonkey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MiddlewareMonkey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/19 09:45:36] LukeLR [170/657] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [297/396] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/09/19 13:28:15] MiddlewareMonkey [195/396] has challenged canton7 [332/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/10/19 05:02:43] xonic [620/628] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [336/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:20:01 is removed from xonic's clock.
[02/10/19 05:02:43] xonic has dealt MiddlewareMonkey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:47:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/11/19 04:44:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 16:12:51 toward level 45.
[02/11/19 05:53:22] IndigoTiger [604/914] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [10/399] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:12:01 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/12/19 09:17:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 03:19:42 toward level 45.
[02/12/19 17:51:29] bookworm, Crazycatlady, and MiddlewareMonkey [600/1297] have team battled Yuhno, FSM, and kork [71/1667] and won! 0 days, 01:45:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 06:50:16] MiddlewareMonkey [41/430] has challenged Brady [448/934] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/13/19 11:16:07] Zaratustra [1066/1171] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [250/430] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:37:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/13/19 12:47:12] MiddlewareMonkey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:22 towards level 46.
[02/13/19 14:11:25] MiddlewareMonkey, ohnx, and GilbertErik [1594/2082] have team battled Mars, Everyman, and aismallard [1509/2557] and won! 1 day, 01:10:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 11:07:30] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:23 towards level 46.
[02/14/19 18:23:30] ncarl747 [515/787] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [54/430] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:26:10 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[02/15/19 03:25:27] MiddlewareMonkey [95/430] has challenged CornFly [629/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/17/19 12:48:23] MiddlewareMonkey [250/430] has come upon waffles [347/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:47 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/17/19 17:39:44] MiddlewareMonkey [367/430] has challenged Reilly [45/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:01:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/17/19 18:43:10] Syloq, Ratigan, and Homme [1276/1381] have team battled allo, Mateusz, and MiddlewareMonkey [1704/2121] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/19 10:53:53] MiddlewareMonkey stole Nistur's level 68 helm while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 51 helm behind, which Nistur then takes.
[02/18/19 11:57:11] MiddlewareMonkey [241/445] has come upon nickware [583/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:29 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/18/19 12:15:09] MiddlewareMonkey [96/450] has challenged vrillusions [283/1281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:59:31 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/19/19 09:48:58] kenyon [93/1105] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [407/450] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:54:14 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/21/19 11:36:11] bobvador, MiddlewareMonkey, and manish17xxx [853/1800] have team battled Yuhno, allo, and brendan [1092/2675] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 09:26:48] bp [234/541] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [315/450] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:34:45 is added to bp's clock.
[02/22/19 20:48:03] MiddlewareMonkey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:48 towards level 47.
[02/23/19 03:09:33] Nofew [242/840] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [255/450] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:37:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/23/19 05:37:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 17:47:01 toward level 47.
[02/25/19 16:11:42] MiddlewareMonkey [240/450] has challenged Beefcan [300/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/25/19 23:52:54] Antium, osannatas, and Cameron_D [1758/2948] have team battled lagertonne, MiddlewareMonkey, and vrillusions [761/2448] and won! 0 days, 17:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/19 00:47:03] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:15 towards level 48.
[02/27/19 04:11:55] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:21:10 is added to their clock.
[02/27/19 12:23:50] MiddlewareMonkey [208/450] has come upon sbp [515/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:59 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/27/19 21:19:52] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:29:33 is added to their clock.
[02/28/19 16:48:36] MetaNova [183/713] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [444/450] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:42:20 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/01/19 00:39:45] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:39 towards level 48.
[03/01/19 01:57:51] bp, woonack, and Killerkid [1797/2134] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, BagelBites, and m0shbear [273/2048] and won! 1 day, 23:46:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 03:50:18] elbie [791/976] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [297/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:40:53 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/02/19 08:21:56] Globalirc [670/867] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [390/450] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:11:58 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/03/19 21:27:38] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:07 towards level 48.
[03/03/19 21:29:33] MiddlewareMonkey [37/450] has come upon Scornn [359/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:33:42 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/03/19 23:56:44] bootdisk, Lemongrab, and Vroomfondel [2186/2676] have team battled lipek, MiddlewareMonkey, and elf [596/2919] and won! 2 days, 15:46:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/19 03:39:50] MetaNova, MiddlewareMonkey, and Ttech [374/2873] have team battled Curious_Onion, pfoley, and blizgerg [1403/2678] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/19 01:16:55] MiddlewareMonkey [130/450] has come upon Majak [80/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:07:58 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/05/19 14:57:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MiddlewareMonkey with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:03:33 from level 48.
[03/05/19 15:10:36] MiddlewareMonkey [373/450] has challenged vrillusions [908/1208] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:54:05 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/06/19 02:12:37] MiddlewareMonkey [68/450] has challenged Nofew [440/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:30:29 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/07/19 08:19:19] MiddlewareMonkey [209/450] has challenged JensRex [938/1161] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:46:40 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/08/19 03:03:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 08:22:50 toward level 49.
[03/08/19 12:24:49] Brady [883/946] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [126/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:56:01 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/09/19 16:07:08] MiddlewareMonkey, strife, and Herb_Tarlek [1312/1802] have team battled Maria, kenyon, and Brady [179/2543] and won! 0 days, 02:13:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/19 13:03:49] MiddlewareMonkey [255/450] has come upon neurospex [198/1203] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:22:34 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/11/19 14:47:15] skarlso [282/398] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [414/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to skarlso's clock.
[03/11/19 17:18:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 2 days, 12:31:35 toward level 49.
[03/11/19 23:52:19] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:37 towards level 49.
[03/12/19 05:42:41] yano [533/697] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [337/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:37 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/12/19 08:50:27] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:50 towards level 49.
[03/12/19 11:49:59] MiddlewareMonkey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:30 towards level 49.
[03/12/19 14:31:27] MiddlewareMonkey [342/450] has challenged HellSpawn [121/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/12/19 20:01:54] MiddlewareMonkey [77/450] has come upon h00k [594/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:06:08 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/13/19 10:06:00] efertone [119/297] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [213/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to efertone's clock.
[03/14/19 03:48:15] MiddlewareMonkey, skarlso, and shandor [1187/1427] have team battled waifu, Zye, and neurospex [1119/3520] and won! 0 days, 15:24:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 03:51:12] MiddlewareMonkey [303/450] has come upon osannatas [150/799] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:44:36 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/14/19 12:54:00] womblecat [476/621] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [200/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:39 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[03/14/19 14:54:23] Killerkid [646/1100] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [202/450] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:01:54 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/14/19 18:30:19] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:15 towards level 50.
[03/15/19 05:40:39] MiddlewareMonkey has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:35 from level 50.
[03/15/19 10:58:25] MiddlewareMonkey [444/450] has challenged rxcomm [477/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:18 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/15/19 12:48:23] MiddlewareMonkey [225/450] has come upon shandor [377/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:09:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/15/19 16:31:55] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:47 towards level 50.
[03/17/19 08:00:41] zhalla, MiddlewareMonkey, and KeboDK [1065/1632] have team battled mistaEvO8, kenyon, and Khorne [1520/2762] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 15:56:40] CuriousOnion [11/46] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [192/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to CuriousOnion's clock.
[03/17/19 18:21:52] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:25 towards level 50.
[03/18/19 03:34:32] MiddlewareMonkey [443/450] has come upon Asara [876/1370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:18:58 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/18/19 10:22:18] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:56 from level 50.
[03/18/19 13:08:49] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:49 towards level 50.
[03/19/19 01:07:04] MadHatter, JuanMaestro, Tenorman, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/19 17:32:31] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:01 towards level 50.
[03/20/19 02:10:57] Brady [295/949] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [267/450] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:14:18 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/20/19 15:50:29] dclaw123, MiddlewareMonkey, and RBecker [1752/2254] have team battled Xenthys, Milquetoast, and neurospex [2656/2756] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/19 16:16:19] MiddlewareMonkey [356/450] has challenged max [632/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/20/19 17:51:16] Bkid, Zaratustra, grooverider, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/19 22:26:11] J [581/713] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [13/450] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:32:57 is removed from J's clock.
[03/21/19 20:31:04] MiddlewareMonkey [281/450] has challenged IdleBot [847/1902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:45 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/23/19 06:38:33] theZoMBiE [400/424] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [139/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:06:48 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/24/19 06:33:34] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:18 towards level 51.
[03/24/19 14:06:17] MiddlewareMonkey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:35 towards level 51.
[03/26/19 10:16:26] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:58 towards level 51.
[03/26/19 23:17:49] bigjay, Mars, and Andries [1334/3324] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Khorne, and Birdbones [363/2868] and won! 2 days, 06:44:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/19 12:26:08] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:44:21 is added to their clock.
[03/28/19 14:06:49] MiddlewareMonkey [242/450] has challenged shandor [227/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:46:32 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/28/19 20:08:16] dwfreed [153/405] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [18/450] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:32:20 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/28/19 21:02:47] MiddlewareMonkey [377/450] has come upon Phreaker [241/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:38 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/28/19 22:57:38] MiddlewareMonkey met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:23 from level 51.
[03/29/19 01:33:44] pfoley, MiddlewareMonkey, and zhalla [907/1782] have team battled Phreaker, algernon, and neurospex [2005/2034] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 13:23:25] Tanelom [56/190] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [333/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Tanelom's clock.
[03/30/19 09:03:53] MiddlewareMonkey [365/492] has challenged Bradicus [547/857] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/01/19 03:00:45] Syloq, el, and MiddlewareMonkey [1757/1980] have team battled Curious_Onion, Asara, and wMw [1385/2706] and won! 1 day, 08:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/19 08:55:25] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:14 towards level 52.
[04/02/19 02:57:13] MiddlewareMonkey [139/492] has come upon Tor [111/1157] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:28:07 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/02/19 03:11:41] MiddlewareMonkey [128/492] has come upon Fluttershy [524/1075] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:13:24 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/05/19 00:33:29] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:22 towards level 52.
[04/05/19 03:12:23] MiddlewareMonkey met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:23 from level 52.
[04/05/19 08:15:50] LukeLR, Notir, and MiddlewareMonkey [995/1227] have team battled TimWolla, h00k, and max [2707/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 14:30:50] jvoisin [209/436] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [462/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[04/06/19 03:54:05] elbie [249/1016] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [167/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:15 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/06/19 09:53:03] Nechayev [137/283] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [404/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/06/19 20:57:57] MiddlewareMonkey [145/492] has challenged Greg [123/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:55:01 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/08/19 01:08:53] MiddlewareMonkey, Tanelom, and IceeVeeCee [797/1238] have team battled Geela, Sixbierehomme, and LukeLR [1842/2194] and lost! 0 days, 05:11:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/19 05:14:59] Lemongrab, damyan, M144, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/19 13:58:54] Euph0ria [248/302] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [462/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[04/08/19 22:28:51] MiddlewareMonkey stole zhalla's level 54 weapon while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 22 weapon behind, which zhalla then takes.
[04/09/19 05:10:44] Lnk [462/822] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [328/521] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:07:44 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/11/19 14:22:08] jose [141/188] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [490/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to jose's clock.
[04/11/19 22:35:37] Tenorman, Killerkid, and MiddlewareMonkey [1258/2748] have team battled Nechayev, Scornn, and nickware [1079/1722] and won! 0 days, 00:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 23:59:34] MiddlewareMonkey [479/521] has challenged Andries [427/763] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:10:37 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/12/19 11:22:08] MiddlewareMonkey [389/521] has come upon LapTop006 [98/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:10:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/12/19 11:22:08] MiddlewareMonkey [51/521] has come upon LapTop006 [86/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:50:50 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/12/19 12:39:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 16:43:36 toward level 53.
[04/12/19 15:59:07] kork, el, and jose [1029/1525] have team battled LeLutin, Greg, and MiddlewareMonkey [491/1122] and won! 0 days, 02:35:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 22:31:08] MiddlewareMonkey [401/521] has challenged wMw [446/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:27:54 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/14/19 10:37:48] hannesenator, MadMan, and elbie [2604/3358] have team battled Birdbones, MiddlewareMonkey, and Sharky4 [1415/2720] and won! 3 days, 15:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/19 17:38:47] MiddlewareMonkey [405/521] has come upon jbroome [53/686] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:54:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/15/19 19:46:49] bigjay [1196/1435] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [138/521] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:01:24 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[04/17/19 00:44:27] MiddlewareMonkey [135/521] has come upon allo [26/647] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:07:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/17/19 03:23:16] HellSpawn, vrillusions, and MiddlewareMonkey [429/2169] have team battled blabber, m0shbear, and Misza [486/2656] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/19 03:54:01] MiddlewareMonkey [377/521] has challenged Geela [538/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:06 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/17/19 05:42:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 2 days, 11:49:40 toward level 53.
[04/18/19 15:12:14] MiddlewareMonkey, zid, and psycho [1019/1993] have team battled Atan, LukeLR, and Bahhumbug [833/2378] and won! 0 days, 04:47:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 21:32:30] lipek [928/1275] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [343/521] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:14:51 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/19/19 00:04:07] mordac [244/1316] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [146/521] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:59:36 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/19/19 04:05:02] Globalirc [567/902] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [195/521] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:31:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/19/19 10:23:19] MiddlewareMonkey [387/521] has challenged Heisenberg [366/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:18:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/19/19 11:24:29] MiddlewareMonkey discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:38 towards level 54.
[04/19/19 12:43:49] MiddlewareMonkey [415/521] has come upon LukeLR [165/652] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:15:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/21/19 03:25:58] MiddlewareMonkey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:13 towards level 54.
[04/21/19 14:18:03] autist [392/679] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [37/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:48 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/21/19 14:18:03] autist has dealt MiddlewareMonkey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:13:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/23/19 10:21:46] Yourself [128/219] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [423/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:38 is added to Yourself's clock.
[04/26/19 03:19:13] MiddlewareMonkey [195/521] has come upon JuanMaestro [812/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:56 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/26/19 13:03:55] MiddlewareMonkey stole Nistur's level 53 charm while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 42 charm behind, which Nistur then takes.
[04/27/19 01:12:00] dax, darkmage, MiddlewareMonkey, and Kropotkin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/19 01:53:34] MiddlewareMonkey [453/531] has challenged Misza [691/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:19 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/28/19 06:39:58] MiddlewareMonkey stole brycec's level 124 amulet while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 46 amulet behind, which brycec then takes.
[04/28/19 20:18:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 06:57:34 toward level 54.
[04/29/19 04:09:17] MiddlewareMonkey [97/614] has challenged nickware [260/963] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/29/19 18:15:53] MiddlewareMonkey got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:01:26 from level 55.
[04/30/19 05:26:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 3 days, 11:26:53 toward level 55.
[04/30/19 08:03:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 7 days, 15:24:19 toward level 55.
[05/01/19 15:21:20] RBecker [243/816] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [548/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:08 is added to RBecker's clock.
[05/01/19 18:51:29] MiddlewareMonkey [155/619] has come upon Mars [435/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:57:04 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/02/19 03:09:23] MiddlewareMonkey [215/619] has come upon Xenofex [287/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:30:39 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/02/19 20:22:24] bisco, MiddlewareMonkey, and mosh [420/1287] have team battled blabber, TheresusPheronor, and yano [1006/1092] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/19 04:34:48] canton7, ncarl747, and MiddlewareMonkey [2250/2348] have team battled bebbet, woonack, and darkmage [255/2286] and won! 0 days, 18:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 21:35:36] MiddlewareMonkey died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:44 from level 55.
[05/08/19 14:53:05] MiddlewareMonkey [186/619] has come upon lavamind [449/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/09/19 22:41:56] MiddlewareMonkey [363/619] has come upon Asara [1105/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:09:55 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/10/19 00:31:21] MiddlewareMonkey was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:13 from level 55.
[05/10/19 20:15:40] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:05 towards level 55.
[05/11/19 05:15:33] el, bootdisk, and Flonk [158/2821] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, MiddlewareMonkey, and AncalagonThBlack [1779/2284] and lost! 5 days, 06:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/19 07:28:19] MiddlewareMonkey [576/619] has come upon kork [385/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/11/19 08:08:24] MiddlewareMonkey [397/619] has challenged rxcomm [147/1281] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:36:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/11/19 10:08:52] MiddlewareMonkey [370/619] has challenged SlowRiot [543/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:39 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/12/19 08:14:01] MiddlewareMonkey [196/619] has challenged meskio [216/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:46 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/12/19 20:09:06] MiddlewareMonkey [101/619] has come upon AngryParsley [432/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/13/19 10:17:08] MiddlewareMonkey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:21 from level 55.
[05/13/19 12:32:02] MiddlewareMonkey, vegadark, and TimWolla [491/2515] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Mirc0p, and alephnull [74/2037] and won! 0 days, 09:10:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 13:05:29] MiddlewareMonkey [472/619] has come upon Lemelisk [1075/1386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:05 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/15/19 05:32:55] MiddlewareMonkey [449/619] has challenged Everyman [578/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/15/19 07:59:09] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:37:38 towards level 56.
[05/17/19 05:46:43] Euph0ria, Zoddo, and agrajag [65/2815] have team battled bootdisk, MiddlewareMonkey, and Atan [120/2346] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 23:54:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 14 days, 04:47:12 toward level 56.
[05/18/19 01:36:19] MiddlewareMonkey [449/619] has come upon pollo [234/811] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:56:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/18/19 11:46:31] micah, bigjay, and ilbelkyr [176/3028] have team battled grooverider, MiddlewareMonkey, and AbacusAvenger [306/2918] and lost! 1 day, 17:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 19:43:27] blabber, MiddlewareMonkey, and jvoisin [606/1584] have team battled Cameron_D, KeboDK, and elbie [1216/3337] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 12:37:27] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:34 from level 56.
[05/20/19 15:00:15] MiddlewareMonkey [2/619] has challenged elf [485/1143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:45 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/21/19 15:05:55] apiw [317/848] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [527/619] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:51:03 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/21/19 18:53:31] Sharky4, djm, and Everyman [1709/2534] have team battled GilbertErik, Scornn, and MiddlewareMonkey [1200/1927] and won! 0 days, 19:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 03:08:42] Psilocybe [103/759] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [463/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:52 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/24/19 20:23:44] MiddlewareMonkey [87/619] has challenged gdm [213/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/26/19 07:31:49] RBecker [293/816] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [55/619] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:42:35 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/26/19 19:01:56] MiddlewareMonkey [243/816] has challenged darkmage [804/1232] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/27/19 10:31:30] MiddlewareMonkey [102/816] has come upon mordac [320/1326] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:30:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/29/19 03:02:03] Mars, DrJosh9000, and MiddlewareMonkey [338/2514] have team battled sjums_the_great, grooverider, and Nechayev [665/2663] and lost! 0 days, 23:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/19 02:48:20] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:22:06 towards level 57.
[06/01/19 00:03:07] MiddlewareMonkey [423/816] has challenged Euph0ria [297/414] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:23:35 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/01/19 04:27:49] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 07:53:51 is added to their clock.
[06/01/19 07:40:33] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:39:55 is added to their clock.
[06/03/19 06:01:54] elf [293/1143] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [381/816] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:19:47 is added to elf's clock.
[06/03/19 13:16:58] MiddlewareMonkey [709/816] has challenged vegadark [14/730] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:53:12 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/03/19 18:49:13] Everyman, sheu, and waifu [370/2321] have team battled Mateusz, sjums_the_great, and MiddlewareMonkey [758/2341] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/19 06:00:26] alephnull, bebbet, and psycho [428/1785] have team battled StalkR, pants, and MiddlewareMonkey [1127/2209] and lost! 0 days, 13:54:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/19 13:56:20] buksi, simple, and nickware [2888/3133] have team battled Lemongrab, MiddlewareMonkey, and niko [2427/2473] and won! 0 days, 22:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 17:46:01] MiddlewareMonkey [389/816] has come upon Muirrum [28/397] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:30:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/04/19 19:32:00] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:07 towards level 57.
[06/05/19 16:29:20] vegadark [436/730] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [746/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:56:55 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/06/19 16:19:55] MiddlewareMonkey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:08:48 from level 57.
[06/07/19 01:08:30] sjums_the_great, Clearcasting, and blizgerg [767/2447] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, borsin, and khmerboy [1896/2181] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/19 08:19:52] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:33 towards level 57.
[06/08/19 14:48:28] MiddlewareMonkey [186/816] has come upon loomysh [62/957] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:07:01 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/08/19 15:28:24] LukeLR, vegadark, and holloway [1745/2422] have team battled agrajag, RBecker, and MiddlewareMonkey [2324/2979] and lost! 1 day, 22:16:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/19 09:18:29] MiddlewareMonkey [3/931] has challenged Kropotkin [473/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:11 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/10/19 10:07:34] Agent86 [494/672] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [374/931] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:29:28 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/10/19 17:29:46] Mithkabob, pfoley, and TheresusPheronor [190/1568] have team battled Nechayev, efertone, and MiddlewareMonkey [941/2185] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/19 16:35:34] MiddlewareMonkey [361/931] has come upon MrGlass [258/875] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:55:53 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/13/19 06:05:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 05:29:21 toward level 57.
[06/14/19 12:41:49] MiddlewareMonkey [260/931] has come upon kork [58/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:12:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/14/19 14:18:42] L [384/576] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [893/931] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to L's clock.
[06/15/19 13:48:01] HeavyPodda, Pogor, and el [155/2331] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, MiddlewareMonkey, and AbacusAvenger [2540/2679] and lost! 1 day, 15:14:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/19 13:40:05] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:56 towards level 57.
[06/16/19 21:24:34] MiddlewareMonkey [173/931] has challenged Majak [174/591] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:18:18 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/16/19 22:17:28] M144, rxcomm, and MiddlewareMonkey [895/3020] have team battled Oooooog, pfoley, and womblecat [1868/2087] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/19 16:22:02] MiddlewareMonkey [602/931] has come upon Bradicus [785/921] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:31:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/19/19 15:42:15] MiddlewareMonkey [499/931] has come upon ohnx [467/826] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:52:49 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/20/19 00:43:42] MiddlewareMonkey broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:55:17 from level 58.
[06/20/19 15:34:03] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:01:56 towards level 58.
[06/20/19 15:53:46] MiddlewareMonkey lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:18:10 from level 58.
[06/20/19 22:53:10] D.Va, dartainus, and m0shbear [1649/2028] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Psilocybe, and Sixbierehomme [1466/2597] and won! 0 days, 00:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 04:29:14] MiddlewareMonkey stole sigmg's level 93 tunic while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 80 tunic behind, which sigmg then takes.
[06/21/19 10:05:18] MiddlewareMonkey [289/943] has come upon Nechayev [107/748] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:53:14 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/21/19 19:21:57] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:20:18 towards level 58.
[06/22/19 02:07:38] MiddlewareMonkey [98/943] has challenged loomysh [682/829] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:37:54 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/23/19 21:51:02] rxcomm, IllusiveMan_, and ncarl747 [1571/2731] have team battled MetaNova, MiddlewareMonkey, and JensRex [2697/3200] and lost! 0 days, 22:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/19 01:22:36] MiddlewareMonkey [126/943] has challenged AbacusAvenger [8/909] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:27:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/25/19 10:39:21] MiddlewareMonkey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:57 towards level 58.
[06/26/19 22:24:51] bookworm, Reilly, and Lemongrab [193/1881] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, xayto, and brendan [244/3005] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/19 13:55:27] petrichor, psycho, and MiddlewareMonkey [592/2622] have team battled The_Joker, pollo, and elf [2139/2396] and lost! 1 day, 06:43:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/19 11:14:04] MiddlewareMonkey [906/943] has come upon inittab [112/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:48:59 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/10/19 17:44:49] MiddlewareMonkey [659/943] has challenged bootdisk [441/949] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:47:11 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/11/19 17:30:42] Varjatticus [64/219] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [371/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/11/19 23:41:45] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:13 towards level 58.
[07/13/19 14:14:08] MiddlewareMonkey [805/943] has come upon Elgo [373/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:28:21 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/13/19 16:18:56] ilbelkyr, Syloq, and idlerpgww [1206/2388] have team battled CoarseHorse, MiddlewareMonkey, and Tratos [469/2522] and won! 0 days, 23:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 06:54:04] Birdbones, MiddlewareMonkey, and pants [1618/3453] have team battled manish17xxx, pixelate, and Xenofex [1191/2180] and won! 0 days, 18:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 09:21:32] AngryParsley [622/1129] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [108/943] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:12:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/14/19 09:21:32] In the fierce battle, MiddlewareMonkey dropped their level 54 set of leggings! AngryParsley picks it up, tossing their old level 37 set of leggings to MiddlewareMonkey.
[07/14/19 13:04:56] manish17xxx [436/799] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [205/927] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:24:13 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[07/14/19 18:29:59] MiddlewareMonkey [695/927] has come upon TimWolla [51/914] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:22:45 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/15/19 02:56:41] AncalagonThBlack, chauffer, and MiddlewareMonkey [149/2285] have team battled zankore, Zaratustra, and Equinox [2131/2612] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 13:09:56] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:10 towards level 58.
[07/15/19 16:59:49] MiddlewareMonkey was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:58 from level 58.
[07/15/19 21:31:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 14:40:26 toward level 58.
[07/16/19 01:12:59] MiddlewareMonkey [916/927] has come upon yano [388/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:22 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/16/19 09:02:19] MiddlewareMonkey stole skarlso's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 68 helm behind, which skarlso then takes.
[07/16/19 10:36:39] MiddlewareMonkey [230/931] has challenged fattrat [367/1300] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:48:09 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/17/19 00:49:46] MiddlewareMonkey [9/931] has come upon FSM [31/784] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:22:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/17/19 18:22:28] ilbelkyr [444/1061] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [701/931] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:29:30 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[07/18/19 06:27:13] damyan, blabber, and MiddlewareMonkey [1808/2623] have team battled inittab, Scornn, and Milquetoast [509/1971] and won! 1 day, 18:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 10:27:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 21 days, 06:47:40 toward level 59.
[07/18/19 23:47:48] buksi, MiddlewareMonkey, and jbroome [559/2477] have team battled nickware, Clearcasting, and Heisenberg [867/2572] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 06:28:59] MiddlewareMonkey lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:01:20 from level 59.
[07/19/19 16:50:41] MiddlewareMonkey, FSM, and Sharky4 [757/2532] have team battled hannesenator, Psilocybe, and cirdan [1171/2987] and lost! 1 day, 20:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 02:43:38] MetaNova [140/987] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [639/931] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:32:57 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/20/19 08:49:22] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:19:28 towards level 59.
[07/20/19 21:00:48] SCSi, TheresusPheronor, and sjefen6 [1626/1849] have team battled CornFly, MiddlewareMonkey, and Iceman [1613/3003] and won! 0 days, 20:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 07:46:15] MiddlewareMonkey [168/931] has challenged Roxana [783/1186] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:00:35 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/23/19 05:50:10] MiddlewareMonkey [221/931] has come upon autist [630/674] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:00:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/23/19 10:59:29] nosklo [162/255] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [412/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to nosklo's clock.
[07/23/19 12:12:34] MiddlewareMonkey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:37 towards level 59.
[07/23/19 20:25:08] Xenofex, Lnk, and simple [791/3093] have team battled petrichor, MiddlewareMonkey, and crysys [1960/3054] and lost! 1 day, 02:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/19 22:55:02] MiddlewareMonkey [281/931] has challenged MrGlass [174/867] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:00:33 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/24/19 09:09:14] MiddlewareMonkey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:07 towards level 59.
[07/24/19 14:59:40] MiddlewareMonkey [318/931] has come upon Ratigan [718/818] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:24:04 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/24/19 15:41:37] xayto [671/769] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [754/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:54 is added to xayto's clock.
[07/26/19 14:15:47] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:53 towards level 59.
[07/26/19 15:09:31] Antium [846/944] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [750/931] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:02:45 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/26/19 20:41:23] Tiny_Nuggins, rxcomm, and IllusiveMan_ [279/2081] have team battled Bradicus, HeavyPodda, and MiddlewareMonkey [307/2884] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/19 11:37:40] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:55 towards level 59.
[07/27/19 13:20:50] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:36:14 from level 59.
[07/27/19 17:01:49] Majak, bisco, and Eiam [1079/2130] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, soltys, and MiddlewareMonkey [1057/2222] and won! 0 days, 20:29:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 00:55:23] chauffer, Eldoreth, and yano [592/2026] have team battled Cameron_D, MiddlewareMonkey, and Sundance [516/3123] and won! 1 day, 09:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 16:59:49] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:42:40 is added to their clock.
[07/30/19 19:55:27] Sullivan [15/39] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [420/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[08/01/19 06:43:13] LapTop006, chauffer, and buksi [350/1730] have team battled Curious_Onion, Nechayev, and MiddlewareMonkey [591/2346] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/19 10:40:38] MiddlewareMonkey [806/931] has challenged csssuf [389/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:02:16 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/01/19 14:38:21] Curious_Onion, MiddlewareMonkey, and yano [885/2306] have team battled FSM, skarlso, and Psilocybe [1916/1969] and lost! 1 day, 05:51:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 19:03:45] MiddlewareMonkey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:11:15 from level 59.
[08/06/19 20:47:31] SCSi [427/759] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [140/931] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[08/06/19 23:09:52] Misza [1073/1287] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [704/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:30:03 is removed from Misza's clock.
[08/06/19 23:20:10] MiddlewareMonkey lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:20 from level 59.
[08/08/19 07:54:26] MiddlewareMonkey [606/931] has come upon WallIdl [443/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:41:45 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/09/19 06:41:25] MiddlewareMonkey [415/931] has challenged Killerkid [189/1102] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:33:19 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/09/19 06:41:25] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt Killerkid a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:27:29 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/26/19 13:54:18] MetaNova [204/997] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [16/931] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:34:16 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[08/27/19 03:55:52] MaryMaid [440/582] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [804/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:13 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[08/27/19 13:30:20] MiddlewareMonkey [382/931] has come upon Ratigan [40/843] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:26:49 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/27/19 18:38:21] MiddlewareMonkey got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:06:15 from level 60.
[08/27/19 20:59:33] grooverider [77/1438] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [20/931] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:45:27 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/27/19 20:59:33] grooverider has dealt MiddlewareMonkey a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:14:22 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/28/19 01:20:17] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:16:02 is added to their clock.
[08/28/19 16:03:31] Andries [157/507] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [347/936] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:36:08 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/29/19 14:16:05] MiddlewareMonkey [420/936] has come upon MetaNova [739/997] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:30:11 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/30/19 17:57:21] Pici, max, and AncalagonThBlack [1551/3084] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Forud, and MiddlewareMonkey [796/1970] and won! 8 days, 00:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 12:03:06] Majak, kork, MiddlewareMonkey, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/19 18:51:24] MiddlewareMonkey [142/929] has come upon sbp [252/611] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:35:00 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/02/19 23:26:24] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:35 towards level 60.
[09/03/19 01:47:28] Sharky4, loomysh, and Nofew [2657/2789] have team battled SCSi, brendan, and MiddlewareMonkey [647/3028] and won! 0 days, 03:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/19 03:03:13] MiddlewareMonkey was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:40:37 from level 60.
[09/03/19 23:37:14] MiddlewareMonkey, Chuck, and Tor [613/2869] have team battled ToHellWithGA, darkmage, and buksi [46/3105] and won! 4 days, 20:19:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 03:08:14] MiddlewareMonkey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:39 towards level 60.
[09/05/19 05:45:13] MiddlewareMonkey [603/929] has challenged Brady [912/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:48:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/05/19 16:49:48] MiddlewareMonkey [702/929] has come upon borsin [467/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:53:05 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/08/19 12:37:38] MiddlewareMonkey [788/929] has come upon Notir [263/374] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:34:03 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/09/19 07:48:28] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:03:54 from level 60.
[09/09/19 10:46:50] HeavyPodda [973/1006] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [782/929] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:03:23 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/09/19 12:58:05] MiddlewareMonkey [565/929] has come upon TauPan [357/436] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:26:17 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/10/19 14:13:32] MiddlewareMonkey [227/929] has challenged Tratos [510/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/13/19 15:53:12] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:28 towards level 60.
[09/13/19 17:30:27] MiddlewareMonkey [117/929] has challenged Brainiac [153/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/13/19 18:30:41] MiddlewareMonkey [336/929] has challenged blizgerg [1278/1344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:08:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/13/19 19:08:13] MiddlewareMonkey lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:35 from level 60.
[09/14/19 05:18:38] MiddlewareMonkey [560/929] has come upon Lnk [742/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:05:30 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/14/19 06:18:28] MiddlewareMonkey got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:12 from level 60.
[09/14/19 10:34:18] MiddlewareMonkey [228/929] has challenged JensRex [234/1276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:11 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/15/19 05:16:10] MiddlewareMonkey was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:32 from level 60.
[09/16/19 09:24:43] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:57 towards level 60.
[09/17/19 09:08:14] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:42 towards level 60.
[09/17/19 10:07:36] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:45 towards level 60.
[09/17/19 23:17:27] MiddlewareMonkey fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! MiddlewareMonkey's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/19 03:06:16] AngryParsley, sunri5e, and Tratos [987/3379] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, dindinx, and crysys [1286/2871] and lost! 6 days, 07:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 08:04:52] MiddlewareMonkey discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:32 towards level 60.
[09/19/19 03:24:36] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:07 towards level 60.
[09/19/19 16:03:05] Varjatticus [35/377] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [823/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:05 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/20/19 20:53:47] MiddlewareMonkey [808/918] has come upon CornFly [945/1147] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:19 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/21/19 17:14:15] MiddlewareMonkey [378/918] has challenged double [229/1111] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:35 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/21/19 22:57:27] MiddlewareMonkey saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:54 from level 60.
[09/22/19 00:46:26] MiddlewareMonkey [591/927] has challenged canton7 [44/1002] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:57:25 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/22/19 00:46:26] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:09:36 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/23/19 23:54:12] MiddlewareMonkey [571/927] has come upon freeboson [39/664] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:58:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/24/19 07:54:59] MiddlewareMonkey [770/927] has come upon PiotrekD [63/952] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:38:26 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/25/19 21:35:41] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 21:14:50 is added to their clock.
[09/27/19 07:35:21] Andries, HeavyPodda, grooverider, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/19 09:43:35] IllusiveMan_, Majak, and KH405 [927/1783] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, brycec, and bigjay [1129/3591] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/19 22:15:36] MiddlewareMonkey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:28 towards level 61.
[09/30/19 01:31:54] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:24 towards level 61.
[09/30/19 23:24:34] GipsyPureGold [11/470] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [578/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to GipsyPureGold's clock.
[09/30/19 23:55:59] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:37 towards level 61.
[10/02/19 06:03:15] MiddlewareMonkey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:38 towards level 61.
[10/03/19 00:26:47] MiddlewareMonkey [246/927] has come upon Sundance [450/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:40 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/03/19 12:52:51] MiddlewareMonkey [751/927] has come upon Xenofex [28/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:10:45 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/03/19 14:00:49] MiddlewareMonkey [765/927] has come upon WallIdl [215/542] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:54:55 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/04/19 22:29:31] MiddlewareMonkey [841/927] has challenged Zyphyr [540/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:53:49 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/04/19 23:32:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 11:56:28 toward level 61.
[10/05/19 11:32:36] MiddlewareMonkey [501/927] has challenged jbroome [879/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:52 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/05/19 14:50:33] MiddlewareMonkey [325/927] has come upon LapTop006 [26/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/05/19 16:14:02] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:00 towards level 61.
[10/06/19 09:20:03] MiddlewareMonkey [562/927] has challenged ncarl747 [348/806] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/07/19 04:19:34] MiddlewareMonkey [682/927] has come upon dindinx [891/1073] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:21:34 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/07/19 19:13:44] bootdisk, bisco, and Bradicus [172/2570] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Yuhno, and blizgerg [999/2989] and lost! 2 days, 03:54:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/19 22:46:38] MiddlewareMonkey [439/927] has challenged womblecat [368/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:46:36 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/07/19 22:46:38] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt womblecat a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:01:30 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/07/19 23:39:12] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:49:29 towards level 62.
[10/09/19 06:01:51] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:56:05 is added to their clock.
[10/09/19 15:56:46] irix [466/865] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [550/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:01:26 is added to irix's clock.
[10/10/19 17:44:48] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:34:11 towards level 62.
[10/11/19 04:47:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MiddlewareMonkey with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 05:42:43 from level 62.
[10/13/19 07:21:29] MiddlewareMonkey [56/927] has come upon dax [256/557] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:55:22 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/15/19 08:50:31] MiddlewareMonkey [161/927] has come upon JuanMaestro [703/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:47:36 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/15/19 23:20:40] MiddlewareMonkey sharpened the edge of their weapon! MiddlewareMonkey's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/19 14:25:45] MiddlewareMonkey [659/944] has come upon anarcat [311/971] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:49:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/16/19 18:37:39] MiddlewareMonkey [8/944] has challenged Ratigan [577/830] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:06:29 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/17/19 01:39:17] Asara [764/1105] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [840/944] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:13:13 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/17/19 10:53:44] MiddlewareMonkey [265/944] has come upon Syloq [376/610] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:36:00 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/17/19 19:50:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 24 days, 17:44:34 toward level 62.
[10/18/19 13:51:48] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:01:53 is added to their clock.
[10/19/19 00:42:33] MiddlewareMonkey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:36 towards level 62.
[10/19/19 15:53:59] MiddlewareMonkey [639/944] has challenged womblecat [474/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:13:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/19/19 23:55:52] pfoley [181/835] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [151/944] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:40:27 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[10/20/19 03:19:31] MiddlewareMonkey, Milquetoast, and sigmg [906/2714] have team battled PiotrekD, Tor, and bootdisk [2091/2829] and lost! 1 day, 00:17:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/19 04:21:09] jvoisin, Eldoreth, and mwhahaha [1236/2949] have team battled Asara, MiddlewareMonkey, and Agent86 [816/2757] and won! 1 day, 16:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 05:59:48] MiddlewareMonkey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:46 towards level 62.
[10/20/19 06:33:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MiddlewareMonkey with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 05:19:57 from level 62.
[10/20/19 10:58:29] MiddlewareMonkey [432/944] has challenged brendan [1047/1338] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:35:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/20/19 17:06:16] MiddlewareMonkey has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:44 from level 62.
[10/22/19 03:00:17] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:20:52 is added to their clock.
[10/22/19 06:49:24] TheresusPheronor [188/529] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [209/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:38:17 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[10/22/19 18:40:29] MiddlewareMonkey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:07 towards level 62.
[10/22/19 19:12:01] MiddlewareMonkey [847/949] has come upon ganome [29/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/22/19 20:11:44] MiddlewareMonkey [927/949] has challenged sjums_the_great [300/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:30:04 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/23/19 06:14:06] MiddlewareMonkey [489/949] has challenged simple [789/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:09:00 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/23/19 22:56:24] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:51 towards level 62.
[10/25/19 04:27:09] MiddlewareMonkey [309/949] has come upon L [631/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:38:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/25/19 15:06:27] MiddlewareMonkey [759/949] has come upon RBecker [663/851] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:04 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/26/19 02:40:40] Lemelisk [610/1376] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [523/949] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:03:18 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/26/19 07:06:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MiddlewareMonkey with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:01:10 from level 62.
[10/26/19 10:24:26] SirMonkeybox, dindinx, and neurospex [1182/2672] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Ratigan, and Nistur [1453/2569] and lost! 1 day, 04:51:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/19 09:39:06] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:31:12 is added to their clock.
[10/29/19 12:10:18] MiddlewareMonkey [293/957] has challenged manish17xxx [711/791] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/29/19 14:48:10] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:16:57 is added to their clock.
[11/01/19 10:43:38] MiddlewareMonkey [852/963] has come upon Zythan [499/525] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:41:03 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/01/19 17:39:12] dax [51/575] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [931/963] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:06:58 is added to dax's clock.
[11/01/19 22:00:54] MiddlewareMonkey [113/963] has come upon Susumurata [251/430] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:54:59 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/02/19 08:25:45] Agent86, Brady, and dwfreed [130/2453] have team battled tspange, yano, and MiddlewareMonkey [86/2405] and won! 8 days, 02:19:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/19 09:52:14] MiddlewareMonkey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:53:27 from level 63.
[11/02/19 11:59:59] MiddlewareMonkey [577/963] has come upon bisco [634/954] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:18:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/03/19 20:00:39] lipek, MiddlewareMonkey, and alephnull [1094/3282] have team battled Bradicus, sjefen6, and TheDeadlyDandy [359/2291] and won! 9 days, 20:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/19 15:06:23] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 21:28:34 is added to their clock.
[11/05/19 17:55:03] Ttech, JuanMaestro, and MiddlewareMonkey [3727/3838] have team battled allo, Elgo, and xonic [987/2046] and won! 2 days, 23:25:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/19 20:37:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 5 days, 12:39:07 toward level 63.
[11/06/19 01:03:21] Ttech [387/1965] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [107/963] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:41:27 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/06/19 01:52:02] MiddlewareMonkey grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:24:11 towards level 63.
[11/06/19 08:20:59] bootdisk, pfoley, and MiddlewareMonkey [883/2458] have team battled canton7, RBecker, and bavi [1672/2459] and lost! 1 day, 12:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/19 01:39:25] MiddlewareMonkey [445/963] has come upon sheu [375/576] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:23:48 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/07/19 09:11:00] MiddlewareMonkey [913/963] has challenged Bradicus [358/948] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:56:39 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/07/19 20:55:31] MiddlewareMonkey [426/963] has come upon Heisenberg [544/782] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:26:41 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/07/19 23:56:06] MiddlewareMonkey lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:10:35 from level 63.
[11/08/19 19:16:27] MiddlewareMonkey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:51 towards level 63.
[11/09/19 03:09:29] Lemelisk [834/1376] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [185/963] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:54:54 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[11/10/19 10:21:21] MiddlewareMonkey discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:56:00 towards level 63.
[11/12/19 07:31:37] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:01 towards level 63.
[11/13/19 02:42:13] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:14:05 towards level 63.
[11/13/19 04:58:50] Bahhumbug [265/909] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [881/963] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:14:50 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[11/13/19 10:50:48] Zaratustra [870/1129] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [750/963] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/13/19 23:48:06] MiddlewareMonkey [875/963] has challenged Everyman [457/769] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:39:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/14/19 06:32:49] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:40 towards level 63.
[11/14/19 23:28:48] MiddlewareMonkey [457/963] has come upon Beavis [809/1143] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:12:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/15/19 22:55:52] MiddlewareMonkey [545/963] has challenged dwfreed [88/780] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:31:10 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/16/19 15:03:45] Khorne, MrGlass, and double [582/3086] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, xonic, and brendan [3029/3060] and lost! 2 days, 18:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/19 20:28:14] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:46:55 is added to their clock.
[11/17/19 06:27:57] MiddlewareMonkey [71/963] has come upon IdleMaster [88/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:46:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/17/19 09:46:04] xayto [773/811] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [309/963] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:56:46 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/17/19 19:05:45] MiddlewareMonkey [672/963] has challenged alephnull [899/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:24:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/18/19 00:11:09] Brutus, waifu, and MiddlewareMonkey [2253/2493] have team battled efertone, canton7, and darkmage [2179/2878] and won! 0 days, 02:55:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 05:27:26] CoolManChris [103/286] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [200/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to CoolManChris's clock.
[11/20/19 16:22:17] WallIdl [449/517] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [397/963] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:08:02 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[11/20/19 21:19:46] MiddlewareMonkey [196/963] has come upon Heisenberg [89/783] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:05:19 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/21/19 18:32:46] MiddlewareMonkey [356/963] has come upon Andries [515/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:36:18 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/22/19 01:23:23] MiddlewareMonkey [77/963] has come upon sjums_the_great [10/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:15:00 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/22/19 01:32:16] Ratigan [230/809] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [428/963] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:53:35 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[11/22/19 19:30:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 18:19:35 toward level 63.
[11/23/19 00:23:25] MiddlewareMonkey [444/963] has come upon soltys [828/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/23/19 15:14:19] MiddlewareMonkey [873/963] has challenged woonack [414/893] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/25/19 07:18:28] dwfreed, MiddlewareMonkey, and KyloRen [371/2203] have team battled el, Zyphyr, and waifu [2030/2751] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 22:45:45] Misza, Zoddo, and kork [800/2888] have team battled alephnull, woonack, and MiddlewareMonkey [1219/2797] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 00:54:38] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:19:04 from level 64.
[11/26/19 16:40:37] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:15:00 towards level 64.
[11/26/19 19:04:07] MiddlewareMonkey [554/963] has challenged xork [104/139] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:46:11 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/27/19 14:00:48] MiddlewareMonkey [951/963] has come upon m0shbear [565/1188] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:53:41 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/27/19 14:00:48] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt m0shbear a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:08:26 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[11/29/19 11:20:34] h00k [60/756] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [78/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/29/19 20:22:59] MiddlewareMonkey [358/963] has come upon TauPan [203/387] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:06:14 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/30/19 13:59:09] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:54 towards level 64.
[12/02/19 22:41:27] Fjord [58/67] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [955/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Fjord's clock.
[12/04/19 17:13:20] MiddlewareMonkey [12/963] has come upon LapTop006 [166/581] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:21:47 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/04/19 23:06:19] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:30 towards level 64.
[12/05/19 10:34:04] kenyon [437/1175] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [760/963] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:54:46 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/05/19 11:56:47] MiddlewareMonkey [946/963] has challenged tmberg [397/1686] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:30:01 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/06/19 10:40:03] MiddlewareMonkey misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:58 from level 64.
[12/07/19 12:56:37] MiddlewareMonkey [394/963] has come upon Psilocybe [330/735] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:15:03 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/08/19 01:17:23] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:56:39 from level 64.
[12/08/19 17:21:04] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:05 towards level 64.
[12/08/19 22:17:27] MiddlewareMonkey [818/963] has challenged Dyntra [194/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/09/19 20:18:26] MiddlewareMonkey, DrJosh9000, and pants [2529/2982] have team battled osannatas, max, and IdleMaster [686/2585] and won! 0 days, 13:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 01:34:18] MadMan, pollo, and m0shbear [580/3425] have team battled Zaratustra, MiddlewareMonkey, and Tenorman [3040/3308] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/19 09:28:10] MiddlewareMonkey [41/963] has come upon Fluttershy [80/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:11:29 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/12/19 00:31:50] MiddlewareMonkey was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:22 from level 64.
[12/12/19 03:13:48] MiddlewareMonkey [299/963] has come upon Nofew [10/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:54:07 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/15/19 11:50:58] MiddlewareMonkey [957/963] has challenged ncarl747 [382/857] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:52:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/16/19 04:50:00] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:49:33 towards level 65.
[12/17/19 16:02:02] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:12:54 towards level 65.
[12/18/19 17:27:06] MiddlewareMonkey [577/963] has challenged jvoisin [283/726] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:49:17 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/18/19 23:29:08] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:34:16 from level 65.
[12/21/19 16:28:57] h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and algernon [1299/2450] have team battled mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and theZoMBiE [1360/2222] and lost! 2 days, 08:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 10:59:45] Asara, brendan, theZoMBiE, and MiddlewareMonkey have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/19 15:18:51] MiddlewareMonkey [788/963] has come upon crysys [717/877] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:00:44 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/22/19 22:33:40] MiddlewareMonkey was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:37 from level 65.
[12/23/19 07:50:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 10 days, 22:09:56 toward level 65.
[12/25/19 13:56:04] sbp, mwhahaha, and MiddlewareMonkey [176/2545] have team battled suterismus, Khorne, and neurospex [3650/3807] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 08:01:14] micah [307/891] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [132/956] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from micah's clock.
[12/28/19 22:19:08] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:19 towards level 65.
[12/29/19 19:26:57] TheresusPheronor [169/539] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [659/956] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:47:36 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[12/31/19 08:15:36] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:20 towards level 65.
[12/31/19 13:08:47] Xenthys [559/727] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [434/956] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:41:55 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/31/19 16:31:58] MiddlewareMonkey [186/956] has challenged borsin [175/662] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/01/20 05:49:50] holloway, zid, and woonack [1760/2922] have team battled ncarl747, AncalagonThBlack, and MiddlewareMonkey [1845/2631] and lost! 8 days, 12:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 08:40:49] algernon [615/731] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [548/956] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:57:06 is removed from algernon's clock.
[01/01/20 16:34:23] Globalirc, woonack, and MiddlewareMonkey [506/2717] have team battled Eldoreth, suterismus, and lakwatsero [879/3046] and lost! 0 days, 17:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 22:44:05] MiddlewareMonkey [321/956] has challenged skarlso [382/617] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:22:04 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/03/20 08:13:07] MiddlewareMonkey [489/956] has come upon darkmage [273/1339] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:08:47 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/03/20 21:55:43] pixelate, blabber, and SlimeDiamond [146/1658] have team battled efertone, theZoMBiE, and MiddlewareMonkey [641/1868] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/20 00:48:38] Yuhno, buksi, and ohnx [2133/2212] have team battled Scar3cr0w, D.Va, and MiddlewareMonkey [92/2450] and won! 0 days, 01:38:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 05:02:10] skarlso [426/617] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [593/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:36:50 is added to skarlso's clock.
[01/05/20 14:09:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 15 days, 09:02:35 toward level 66.
[01/05/20 18:36:32] MiddlewareMonkey [747/956] has come upon Geela [283/786] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:24:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/06/20 21:11:12] MiddlewareMonkey stole AncalagonThBlack's level 73 set of leggings while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 38 set of leggings behind, which AncalagonThBlack then takes.
[01/07/20 00:47:04] Athos, AbrahamLinksys, and CornFly [1287/2328] have team battled Tenorman, MiddlewareMonkey, and nawcom [497/2768] and won! 2 days, 05:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 02:12:45] LapTop006 [349/572] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [9/988] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:58:12 is removed from LapTop006's clock.
[01/07/20 11:18:09] Globalirc [68/868] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [290/988] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:39:40 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/08/20 01:10:31] RBecker, MiddlewareMonkey, and grooverider [3173/3353] have team battled osannatas, Ttech, and mordac [2379/4073] and won! 2 days, 21:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 09:23:05] MiddlewareMonkey ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:31:15 from level 66.
[01/09/20 20:40:44] Sharky4, Neo, and Zaratustra [1663/2735] have team battled Mirc0p, Globalirc, and MiddlewareMonkey [123/2590] and won! 0 days, 16:25:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 04:18:53] MiddlewareMonkey [918/988] has come upon findlayr [47/269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:05:38 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/10/20 06:46:21] MiddlewareMonkey [980/988] has come upon womblecat [609/693] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:35:18 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/10/20 17:08:59] MiddlewareMonkey, csc2ya, and KH405 [1138/2047] have team battled L, brendan, and MJ94 [1428/2757] and lost! 1 day, 11:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 23:33:44] MiddlewareMonkey [203/988] has come upon buksi [197/789] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:21:27 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/11/20 00:00:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 3 days, 01:21:58 toward level 66.
[01/11/20 05:58:04] MiddlewareMonkey [259/988] has come upon mordac [67/1302] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:53:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/11/20 10:36:31] anarcat [184/690] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [266/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:56 is added to anarcat's clock.
[01/12/20 00:19:49] HeavyPodda, waifu, and jvoisin [1837/2924] have team battled Mateusz, dclaw123, and MiddlewareMonkey [1585/3239] and won! 1 day, 20:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 06:30:41] MiddlewareMonkey [434/988] has challenged yano [498/600] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/14/20 08:24:43] MiddlewareMonkey [237/988] has come upon ohnx [600/766] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:22:34 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/14/20 16:42:11] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:32:52 towards level 67.
[01/16/20 10:18:18] Ratigan [432/814] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [580/988] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[01/16/20 23:05:20] MiddlewareMonkey ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:48:46 from level 67.
[01/17/20 22:07:01] gdm, MiddlewareMonkey, and dwfreed [2326/2526] have team battled RBecker, PiotrekD, and lakwatsero [420/2257] and won! 6 days, 20:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 02:37:17] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:03:34 towards level 67.
[01/19/20 19:10:20] maligned, sairis, and Lemelisk [1469/1798] have team battled dwfreed, MiddlewareMonkey, and petrichor [1934/3108] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/20 14:22:24] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:38:24 towards level 67.
[01/20/20 20:04:38] blabber, MiddlewareMonkey, and RBecker [1146/2650] have team battled dxtr, aismallard, and Mithkabob [1176/2225] and lost! 1 day, 04:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/20 20:36:04] MiddlewareMonkey [399/988] has challenged Athos [83/658] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:03:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/20/20 22:36:31] Ttech [1525/1955] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [531/988] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:15:32 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/21/20 03:37:49] MiddlewareMonkey [589/988] has challenged Eldoreth [145/1249] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:12:28 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/25/20 15:03:52] MiddlewareMonkey [551/988] has challenged loomysh [210/891] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:18:00 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/25/20 15:03:52] In the fierce battle, loomysh dropped their level 276 pair of boots! MiddlewareMonkey picks it up, tossing their old level 270 pair of boots to loomysh.
[01/27/20 18:23:58] Wizard [89/144] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [671/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Wizard's clock.
[01/27/20 23:23:07] MiddlewareMonkey stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:08 towards level 67.
[01/29/20 07:44:05] zbe [65/126] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [170/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/30/20 21:49:20] Lemelisk, elf, and MiddlewareMonkey [2927/3658] have team battled PlasmaStar, ganome, and elbie [1135/2091] and won! 3 days, 12:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 04:39:16] sairis [196/295] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [748/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to sairis's clock.
[01/31/20 07:22:31] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:43 towards level 67.
[02/01/20 14:25:41] MiddlewareMonkey grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:14 towards level 67.
[02/02/20 06:18:11] elf, dclaw123, and alephnull [1959/3570] have team battled MrGlass, Heisenberg, and MiddlewareMonkey [368/2947] and won! 1 day, 09:53:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 08:48:58] sc_ [320/616] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [177/993] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:50:03 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[02/03/20 00:52:56] MiddlewareMonkey [593/993] has challenged Yuhno [257/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:06:19 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/03/20 01:31:47] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:54 towards level 67.
[02/03/20 09:15:08] MiddlewareMonkey [210/993] has come upon Birdbones [987/1362] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:47:52 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/05/20 22:11:39] MiddlewareMonkey [802/993] has challenged elbie [132/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:26:01 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/07/20 00:49:40] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:31:53 is added to their clock.
[02/07/20 01:18:23] MiddlewareMonkey [863/993] has challenged popey [382/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:18:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/08/20 00:36:31] MiddlewareMonkey, PiotrekD, and Zyphyr [1422/2658] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, tms, and i3d [1111/1547] and won! 0 days, 08:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 12:27:12] max [231/988] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [725/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:04 is added to max's clock.
[02/09/20 08:39:41] MiddlewareMonkey [478/1003] has challenged MetaNova [790/995] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:29:28 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/16/20 06:48:26] Heisenberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and ncarl747 [1540/2947] have team battled meskio, brendan, and petrichor [2110/3501] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/20 10:29:49] MiddlewareMonkey [647/1009] has come upon GilbertErik [342/774] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:28:25 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/17/20 19:16:16] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:11:43 from level 68.
[02/19/20 04:57:39] MiddlewareMonkey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:15:38 towards level 68.
[02/20/20 17:39:50] sjefen6 [285/629] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [820/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:04 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/22/20 17:14:55] MiddlewareMonkey has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:11:14 from level 68.
[02/24/20 06:13:35] ncarl747, Heisenberg, and waifu [318/2777] have team battled pants, MiddlewareMonkey, and ishanyx [674/3025] and lost! 4 days, 09:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 04:58:55] Xenthys, Psilocybe, and lipek [1405/2855] have team battled Ttech, Tor, and MiddlewareMonkey [494/4201] and won! 9 days, 14:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/20 12:43:12] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:46:55 towards level 68.
[02/26/20 15:57:51] MiddlewareMonkey [952/1009] has come upon Tor [417/1237] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:37:52 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/26/20 17:21:32] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:05 towards level 68.
[02/27/20 22:08:58] Brady [432/1088] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [731/1009] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:51:51 is added to Brady's clock.
[02/28/20 01:26:07] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:54:32 from level 68.
[02/28/20 12:48:18] brycec [127/1182] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [501/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:41:00 is added to brycec's clock.
[02/29/20 01:51:17] MiddlewareMonkey [716/1009] has challenged Forud [592/797] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:56:50 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/01/20 21:40:07] MiddlewareMonkey [152/1009] has challenged Tenorman [676/1251] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:19:37 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/01/20 22:40:21] MiddlewareMonkey [48/1009] has challenged Khorne [756/1023] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:01:39 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/02/20 12:18:20] MiddlewareMonkey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:27:44 towards level 68.
[03/02/20 21:45:06] MiddlewareMonkey was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:09:57 from level 68.
[03/03/20 14:42:55] MiddlewareMonkey [100/1009] has come upon sairis [37/351] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:43:51 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/03/20 14:42:55] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt sairis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:33:54 is added to sairis's clock.
[03/03/20 23:32:53] MiddlewareMonkey [941/1009] has come upon waifu [738/839] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:40:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/05/20 10:17:11] MiddlewareMonkey slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! MiddlewareMonkey's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/20 18:42:02] MiddlewareMonkey stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:30 towards level 68.
[03/06/20 21:53:19] MiddlewareMonkey [939/1002] has come upon Elgo [393/800] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:56:35 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/07/20 08:22:01] MiddlewareMonkey [786/1002] has come upon sunri5e [1011/1201] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:19:06 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/07/20 13:00:00] MiddlewareMonkey, Birdbones, and Athos [1670/3038] have team battled lipek, Bluedog, and neurospex [764/3100] and won! 3 days, 12:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/20 12:46:21] PiotrekD, fear, and tspange [344/2030] have team battled tmberg, misha, and MiddlewareMonkey [2425/3305] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/20 19:07:23] Vampire [1/4] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [883/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Vampire's clock.
[03/08/20 20:19:43] MiddlewareMonkey [916/1002] has challenged phraktyl [551/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:55:22 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/09/20 14:23:54] waifu [783/839] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [590/1002] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:14:15 is removed from waifu's clock.
[03/10/20 08:28:03] MiddlewareMonkey [361/1002] has challenged IdleMaster [189/801] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:19:54 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/10/20 09:12:25] MiddlewareMonkey [380/1002] has come upon Tor [215/1263] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:53:30 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/10/20 09:12:25] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt Tor a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:49:00 is added to Tor's clock.
[03/10/20 14:46:32] Vinaduro [21/34] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [794/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Vinaduro's clock.
[03/10/20 21:41:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 3 days, 10:36:22 toward level 68.
[03/12/20 06:20:59] MiddlewareMonkey [671/1002] has come upon i3d [271/433] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:43 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/12/20 22:42:35] MiddlewareMonkey [276/1002] has challenged Agent86 [373/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:28:24 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/13/20 23:08:20] MiddlewareMonkey [357/1002] has come upon blizgerg [33/1374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:16 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/15/20 06:49:19] MiddlewareMonkey [949/1002] has challenged aismallard [234/863] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/15/20 07:05:01] ohnx [270/772] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [324/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:22 is added to ohnx's clock.
[03/15/20 09:05:25] MiddlewareMonkey [992/1002] has challenged alephnull [799/1193] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:21:04 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/15/20 10:55:25] MiddlewareMonkey ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:57:31 from level 69.
[03/15/20 20:07:38] elf [215/1268] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [139/1002] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:22:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/16/20 02:08:48] MiddlewareMonkey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:06:40 from level 69.
[03/16/20 16:11:45] MiddlewareMonkey [815/1002] has challenged elbie [246/988] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:08:39 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/17/20 03:08:27] MiddlewareMonkey [944/1002] has come upon ncarl747 [271/859] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:40:22 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/17/20 03:08:27] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt ncarl747 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 11:11:31 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/17/20 04:24:03] MiddlewareMonkey broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:46:07 from level 69.
[03/17/20 12:25:55] MiddlewareMonkey grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:00 towards level 69.
[03/17/20 16:16:41] MiddlewareMonkey [914/1002] has challenged blabber [287/840] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:57:57 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/17/20 16:16:41] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt blabber a Critical Strike! 5 days, 06:01:38 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/18/20 05:19:31] MiddlewareMonkey [722/1002] has challenged lipek [652/1341] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:21:51 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/18/20 19:56:54] Tiny_Nuggins [13/906] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [233/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:22:05 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[03/19/20 06:24:44] IdleMaster [252/781] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [450/1002] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:50:31 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/19/20 17:27:18] MiddlewareMonkey [12/1002] has come upon zbe [301/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:25:55 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/19/20 20:13:32] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:04:32 from level 69.
[03/20/20 12:14:47] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:56 towards level 69.
[03/21/20 00:50:43] MiddlewareMonkey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:06:00 from level 69.
[03/22/20 03:39:22] MiddlewareMonkey [268/1002] has challenged alephnull [686/1209] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:57:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/22/20 16:04:38] MiddlewareMonkey was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:21:18 from level 69.
[03/25/20 17:57:57] MiddlewareMonkey [404/1002] has challenged yano [592/634] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:20:07 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/28/20 13:24:22] MiddlewareMonkey was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:25 from level 69.
[03/29/20 20:45:17] MiddlewareMonkey [818/1002] has come upon elf [45/1212] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:37:03 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/29/20 23:20:40] MiddlewareMonkey [866/1002] has challenged golgy [227/992] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:30:25 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/30/20 05:09:29] bookworm, bigjay, and Mirc0p [2158/2737] have team battled IdleMaster, DrJosh9000, and MiddlewareMonkey [2260/2554] and lost! 0 days, 22:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/20 21:58:37] MiddlewareMonkey [332/1002] has come upon ncarl747 [424/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:59 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/30/20 22:26:02] astropoint [366/1009] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [656/1002] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:44:20 is added to astropoint's clock.
[03/31/20 03:27:11] MiddlewareMonkey [56/1002] has challenged jayvee [239/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:01 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/31/20 07:19:06] MiddlewareMonkey [363/1002] has come upon kenyon [768/1089] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:24:44 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/01/20 01:21:59] MiddlewareMonkey stole SCSi's level 149 amulet while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 122 amulet behind, which SCSi then takes.
[04/01/20 13:47:33] zygren, Psilocybe, and fattrat [1204/2487] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, canton7, and Elgo [1801/3026] and lost! 1 day, 00:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/20 00:18:25] MiddlewareMonkey was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:08:01 from level 69.
[04/03/20 20:46:31] m0shbear, WallIdl, and sjums_the_great [735/2920] have team battled mordac, MiddlewareMonkey, and vegadark [1212/3134] and lost! 1 day, 09:38:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 07:22:58] neurospex [66/1259] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [906/1026] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:06:49 is added to neurospex's clock.
[04/07/20 17:11:36] MiddlewareMonkey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:24 towards level 69.
[04/07/20 18:52:14] MiddlewareMonkey was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:15 from level 69.
[04/07/20 21:45:10] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:07 towards level 69.
[04/08/20 18:05:57] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:57 towards level 69.
[04/09/20 05:17:19] MiddlewareMonkey [936/1026] has challenged Lnk [511/749] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:27 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/11/20 09:39:05] MiddlewareMonkey [534/1026] has challenged dax [216/604] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/13/20 08:57:04] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:13:29 towards level 70.
[04/13/20 22:43:46] MiddlewareMonkey [788/1026] has challenged ncarl747 [105/868] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:00:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/15/20 05:43:26] lavamind, yano, and JensRex [1953/2697] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, irix, and Kronos [119/2324] and won! 0 days, 07:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 14:37:03] Leedsichthys, efertone, and Fluttershy [1460/2085] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, rustybicycle, and h00k [587/2337] and won! 1 day, 02:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 01:50:02] MiddlewareMonkey [839/1026] has come upon h00k [500/764] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:35:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/18/20 07:01:40] AncalagonThBlack, ganome, and kenyon [612/2525] have team battled aismallard, waifu, and MiddlewareMonkey [1056/2739] and lost! 1 day, 17:38:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/20 08:01:12] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:16 towards level 70.
[04/18/20 20:43:35] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:26 towards level 70.
[04/19/20 04:03:50] MiddlewareMonkey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:11:12 towards level 70.
[04/20/20 10:08:45] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:35 towards level 70.
[04/21/20 17:03:26] MiddlewareMonkey was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:00:44 from level 70.
[04/22/20 07:05:33] Muirrum [325/588] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1014/1026] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[04/23/20 13:25:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MiddlewareMonkey with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 21:43:53 from level 70.
[04/23/20 15:57:24] MiddlewareMonkey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:32:52 from level 70.
[04/23/20 18:12:41] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:22:21 is added to their clock.
[04/24/20 00:18:36] MiddlewareMonkey was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:38 from level 70.
[04/24/20 07:38:26] MiddlewareMonkey [453/1026] has come upon idlerpgww [40/812] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:46:07 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/25/20 02:06:06] MiddlewareMonkey got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:14:55 from level 70.
[04/25/20 02:29:14] MiddlewareMonkey was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:50 from level 70.
[04/25/20 04:16:48] MiddlewareMonkey [628/1026] has come upon Yuhno [205/639] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:30:51 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/25/20 12:45:29] GilbertErik, lavamind, and gdm [889/2265] have team battled lipek, canton7, and MiddlewareMonkey [942/3606] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/20 13:30:28] dwfreed [363/923] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [540/1026] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:32:00 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/26/20 07:49:48] JeDa, Athos, and Mars [560/2267] have team battled grooverider, MiddlewareMonkey, and idlerpgww [20/3360] and won! 0 days, 02:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 15:12:46] MiddlewareMonkey [232/1026] has come upon Geela [141/786] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:17:15 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/29/20 00:21:54] MJ94, IdleMaster, dax, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/20 09:36:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 15:09:20 toward level 70.
[04/29/20 09:45:53] maligned, loomysh, and MiddlewareMonkey [449/2745] have team battled sjefen6, orgg, and golgy [2072/2290] and lost! 1 day, 01:52:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/20 06:56:19] MiddlewareMonkey [600/1026] has challenged L [300/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:56:33 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/30/20 07:11:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 2 days, 17:37:38 toward level 70.
[04/30/20 11:55:57] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:59 towards level 70.
[05/01/20 16:59:46] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:46 towards level 70.
[05/02/20 20:39:52] MiddlewareMonkey burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MiddlewareMonkey's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/20 09:13:43] nawcom [583/590] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [798/1019] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:54:25 is added to nawcom's clock.
[05/03/20 15:43:48] MiddlewareMonkey got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:12 from level 70.
[05/03/20 22:13:02] MiddlewareMonkey [1007/1019] has come upon csc2ya [64/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:27 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/04/20 00:51:04] JuanMaestro, LukeLR, and MiddlewareMonkey [2190/2775] have team battled MJ94, Leedsichthys, and KH405 [766/1573] and won! 0 days, 01:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/20 01:17:25] algernon [645/717] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [841/1019] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:45:05 is added to algernon's clock.
[05/04/20 02:12:41] MiddlewareMonkey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:24 towards level 70.
[05/04/20 04:46:54] MiddlewareMonkey [335/1019] has challenged WallIdl [118/748] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:02:26 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/04/20 08:22:52] Brady, MiddlewareMonkey, and neurospex [912/3350] have team battled Nofew, tmberg, and grooverider [2694/4041] and lost! 2 days, 15:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 18:21:23] MiddlewareMonkey [136/1019] has challenged JuanMaestro [894/925] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:22:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/05/20 08:24:38] Roxana [958/1310] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [247/1019] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:24:49 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[05/05/20 13:38:17] MiddlewareMonkey [878/1019] has come upon sc_ [220/723] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:49:48 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/06/20 17:32:24] Bluedog [111/468] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [651/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:29:00 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[05/07/20 09:46:50] MetaNova, MiddlewareMonkey, and desikitteh [1574/2401] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, h00k, and GunMan [1649/1919] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/20 11:36:44] Nechayev [211/885] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [234/1019] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:15:04 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/09/20 12:48:43] MiddlewareMonkey [940/1019] has challenged lakwatsero [269/372] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:27:37 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/09/20 22:51:07] algernon [674/711] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [191/1019] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:49:47 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/10/20 02:36:29] MiddlewareMonkey [93/1019] has come upon desikitteh [220/383] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:29:36 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/10/20 04:27:34] Bahhumbug [82/973] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [115/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:45 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[05/11/20 01:23:36] Malikith, MiddlewareMonkey, and Roxana [1858/2510] have team battled L, Athos, and xayto [1529/2284] and won! 0 days, 00:11:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 06:08:12] inittab, vegadark, and Psilocybe [302/2196] have team battled Andries, AncalagonThBlack, and MiddlewareMonkey [1308/2530] and lost! 2 days, 08:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/20 11:26:14] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:43 towards level 71.
[05/11/20 18:40:15] damyan, MiddlewareMonkey, and Majak [2460/3138] have team battled elf, TauPan, and aismallard [1545/2656] and won! 3 days, 12:08:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/20 22:48:22] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 13:14:41 is added to their clock.
[05/13/20 03:09:24] dartainus [572/783] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [652/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:41 is added to dartainus's clock.
[05/13/20 23:50:34] Xenthys, petrichor, and Elgo [1158/2800] have team battled Chuck, parkaman, and MiddlewareMonkey [516/2215] and won! 3 days, 17:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 16:25:42] MiddlewareMonkey [341/1019] has come upon inittab [268/671] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:28:11 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/15/20 16:51:46] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:05:22 towards level 71.
[05/15/20 17:52:09] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:45 towards level 71.
[05/16/20 00:15:02] sheu [274/541] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [684/1019] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:17:20 is added to sheu's clock.
[05/17/20 02:31:12] sc_ [444/715] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1014/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:54 is added to sc_'s clock.
[05/17/20 05:39:40] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:29:46 is added to their clock.
[05/17/20 19:55:32] VoidFox [3/34] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [784/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[05/18/20 10:43:57] Xenthys [553/750] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [570/1019] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:28:55 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/19/20 05:53:04] idlerpgww, brendan, and jayvee [2454/2832] have team battled Heisenberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and lavamind [942/2921] and won! 2 days, 09:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 12:15:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 11 days, 19:37:08 toward level 71.
[05/20/20 11:30:22] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:10:08 from level 71.
[05/20/20 13:47:16] ohnx, buksi, blabber, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/20 18:40:22] MiddlewareMonkey [461/1032] has come upon Bluedog [379/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:56:58 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/21/20 14:50:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MiddlewareMonkey with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:17:40 from level 71.
[05/22/20 06:31:23] MiddlewareMonkey [705/1032] has come upon Notir [423/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:20:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/23/20 22:34:10] MiddlewareMonkey [623/1032] has come upon Scar3cr0w [226/754] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/24/20 01:57:31] MiddlewareMonkey [247/1032] has come upon sc_ [710/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:07 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/25/20 01:15:00] IdleMaster [211/802] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [660/1046] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:54:45 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/25/20 01:47:04] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:39 from level 71.
[05/25/20 07:40:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 01:53:28 toward level 71.
[05/25/20 13:50:04] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:25 from level 71.
[05/25/20 18:40:06] MiddlewareMonkey [373/1046] has challenged Tratos [921/994] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/26/20 16:21:07] allo [24/730] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [340/1046] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:29:35 is added to allo's clock.
[05/27/20 15:58:47] MiddlewareMonkey [926/1046] has come upon Mirc0p [121/763] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:02:27 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/27/20 17:29:28] algernon [717/722] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [382/1046] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:26:57 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/30/20 03:22:04] MiddlewareMonkey [121/1046] has come upon petrichor [544/1229] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:16:09 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/30/20 17:45:32] KeboDK [56/771] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [835/1046] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:46:49 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[05/30/20 20:47:07] Misza, Bkid, and cirdan [1966/3118] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, waifu, and dax [388/2719] and won! 7 days, 04:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 10:27:42] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:47:18 is added to their clock.
[05/31/20 11:05:07] MiddlewareMonkey got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:57:30 from level 72.
[06/01/20 08:54:16] neurospex [506/1245] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [545/1046] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:43:09 is added to neurospex's clock.
[06/04/20 08:01:28] GilbertErik, Asara, and MrGlass [1153/2547] have team battled Globalirc, loomysh, and MiddlewareMonkey [584/3030] and won! 2 days, 05:50:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/20 10:31:58] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:10:47 towards level 72.
[06/04/20 21:08:30] MiddlewareMonkey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:39:18 towards level 72.
[06/04/20 21:55:07] anarcat, Roxana, and Ttech [2353/4069] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, max, and bigjay [3409/3664] and lost! 3 days, 14:40:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/20 18:52:54] skarlso [709/795] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [424/1046] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:11:57 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[06/08/20 16:06:19] elf [1022/1315] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [1008/1046] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:02:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/08/20 18:50:22] Fluttershy, Crazycatlady, and MiddlewareMonkey [1558/2954] have team battled borsin, sairis, and LukeLR [929/2265] and won! 5 days, 13:39:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 11:09:03] MiddlewareMonkey [933/1046] has challenged Frogging101 [624/916] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:02:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/12/20 03:18:59] MiddlewareMonkey [628/1046] has challenged algernon [294/722] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:50:32 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/12/20 09:29:52] MiddlewareMonkey ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:52:45 from level 72.
[06/12/20 22:23:36] holloway [276/984] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [354/1046] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:18:00 is added to holloway's clock.
[06/13/20 08:54:23] MiddlewareMonkey [633/1046] has come upon brycec [178/946] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:04:41 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/14/20 06:56:12] misha [246/752] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [536/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:28 is added to misha's clock.
[06/15/20 16:49:18] Scornn, sheu, and csc2ya [1046/1886] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Forud, and Fluttershy [2241/3136] and lost! 1 day, 07:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/20 09:09:28] MiddlewareMonkey was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:28:46 from level 72.
[06/16/20 14:08:26] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:28 towards level 72.
[06/17/20 17:14:47] MiddlewareMonkey [238/1052] has come upon inittab [237/700] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:58:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/17/20 21:09:34] MiddlewareMonkey [385/1052] has come upon Reilly [24/573] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:16:18 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/20/20 09:29:13] MiddlewareMonkey [929/1052] has come upon sukil [303/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:01:25 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/20/20 19:02:40] MiddlewareMonkey [934/1052] has come upon inittab [227/700] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:24:48 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/22/20 18:19:25] MiddlewareMonkey was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:52:11 from level 72.
[06/22/20 21:22:35] SCSi [252/1049] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [921/1052] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:23:54 is added to SCSi's clock.
[06/22/20 21:53:09] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:08 towards level 72.
[06/23/20 02:00:42] djm, Tiny_Nuggins, and brendan [1587/3162] have team battled xayto, MiddlewareMonkey, and darkmage [2992/3173] and lost! 4 days, 05:48:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/20 07:56:07] MiddlewareMonkey [83/1052] has come upon skarlso [325/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:32:30 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/25/20 21:05:54] MiddlewareMonkey [536/1052] has come upon Forud [52/862] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:07:12 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/25/20 22:28:39] MiddlewareMonkey [630/1052] has come upon inittab [537/700] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:35:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/27/20 12:49:55] MiddlewareMonkey [970/1052] has challenged Globalirc [323/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:43:39 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/27/20 21:24:04] MiddlewareMonkey [580/1052] has come upon Syloq [231/865] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:01:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/27/20 22:52:21] brycec [297/946] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [182/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:27:39 is removed from brycec's clock.
[06/27/20 22:52:21] In the fierce battle, MiddlewareMonkey dropped their level 72 set of leggings! brycec picks it up, tossing their old level 55 set of leggings to MiddlewareMonkey.
[06/28/20 14:32:38] MiddlewareMonkey [577/1036] has come upon grooverider [1103/1581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:32:02 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/28/20 22:39:44] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:52 towards level 72.
[06/29/20 02:12:06] loomysh, Crazycatlady, and TauPan [1179/2465] have team battled fattrat, MiddlewareMonkey, and dartainus [405/3106] and won! 4 days, 08:00:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 05:06:51] kenyon, bookworm, and Mateusz [1067/3124] have team battled RBecker, Sharky4, and MiddlewareMonkey [832/3125] and won! 1 day, 06:10:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 11:01:03] sjums_the_great [927/983] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [616/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:36:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/29/20 14:03:56] Xenthys [504/781] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [810/1036] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:41:02 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/30/20 11:39:02] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:57 towards level 72.
[06/30/20 22:12:24] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:46:18 is added to their clock.
[07/01/20 05:11:33] PiotrekD [417/1014] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [604/1036] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:08:18 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[07/01/20 05:46:49] MiddlewareMonkey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:05 towards level 72.
[07/01/20 08:35:45] MiddlewareMonkey, skarlso, and Frogging101 [87/2593] have team battled Globalirc, djm, and m0shbear [1106/2725] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/20 09:05:14] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:26 towards level 72.
[07/02/20 09:42:49] MiddlewareMonkey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:47 towards level 72.
[07/03/20 05:12:05] MiddlewareMonkey [619/1036] has challenged mordac [163/1317] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:57 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/03/20 11:53:29] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:56 towards level 72.
[07/03/20 15:00:32] MiddlewareMonkey [708/1036] has challenged jayvee [741/742] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/03/20 18:15:02] waifu [377/878] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [195/1036] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:16:44 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/04/20 22:21:15] MiddlewareMonkey [300/1036] has challenged HellSpawn [423/505] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:30:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/06/20 05:50:45] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 10:04:00 is added to their clock.
[07/06/20 09:28:57] darkmage [338/1353] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [662/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/09/20 19:33:56] MiddlewareMonkey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:08:07 towards level 73.
[07/09/20 20:59:58] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 21:32:37 is added to their clock.
[07/10/20 11:22:28] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:26:10 towards level 73.
[07/11/20 02:40:47] MiddlewareMonkey [1024/1036] has come upon phraktyl [480/684] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:10:57 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/11/20 04:54:43] MiddlewareMonkey [135/1036] has challenged waifu [43/899] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:57:52 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/11/20 14:26:26] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:27:28 towards level 73.
[07/13/20 15:35:22] MiddlewareMonkey [225/1036] has come upon Nechayev [730/918] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:09:24 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/15/20 19:19:04] MiddlewareMonkey [804/1036] has challenged i3d [166/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:21:50 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/16/20 00:15:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 17 days, 05:51:15 toward level 73.
[07/16/20 15:04:02] WallIdl, AncalagonThBlack, and damyan [937/2825] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Asara, and Yuhno [1605/2714] and lost! 1 day, 23:05:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/20 09:29:28] MiddlewareMonkey [917/1036] has come upon ToHellWithGA [718/1102] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:17:40 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/17/20 12:57:16] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:22:29 is added to their clock.
[07/18/20 17:34:34] neurospex [241/1242] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1010/1036] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:28:02 is added to neurospex's clock.
[07/19/20 01:26:59] MiddlewareMonkey [163/1036] has come upon Zaratustra [980/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/19/20 22:45:02] pollo [521/1057] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [319/1036] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from pollo's clock.
[07/20/20 02:57:56] MiddlewareMonkey [32/1036] has come upon fattrat [318/1258] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:28:56 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/21/20 04:37:40] MiddlewareMonkey lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:25:36 from level 73.
[07/21/20 06:34:23] sukil, el, and MiddlewareMonkey [860/2732] have team battled WallIdl, bisco, and Khorne [2961/2983] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/20 11:13:50] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:36:19 is added to their clock.
[07/21/20 17:22:41] MiddlewareMonkey [141/1036] has come upon maligned [203/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:41 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/22/20 16:45:25] Altair [318/326] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [983/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Altair's clock.
[07/23/20 04:10:11] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:23:56 is added to their clock.
[07/23/20 06:06:02] Vic [94/454] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [782/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Vic's clock.
[07/23/20 16:58:04] mordac, MiddlewareMonkey, and crysys [2700/3083] have team battled LukeLR, bookworm, and Agent86 [988/2405] and won! 3 days, 05:30:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/20 10:41:14] MiddlewareMonkey set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:52 from level 73.
[07/24/20 11:13:46] yano [379/693] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [620/1036] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:09:33 is added to yano's clock.
[07/24/20 20:36:58] MiddlewareMonkey [846/1036] has come upon crysys [266/730] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:29:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/24/20 21:12:10] irix [289/984] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [374/1036] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:48:47 is added to irix's clock.
[07/25/20 08:24:09] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:45 towards level 73.
[08/05/20 01:17:20] damyan [206/1240] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [213/1036] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:02:12 is added to damyan's clock.
[08/05/20 07:09:16] MiddlewareMonkey died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:19 from level 73.
[08/05/20 13:42:45] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:45 towards level 73.
[08/06/20 03:08:48] MiddlewareMonkey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:21:30 from level 73.
[08/06/20 08:26:05] Susumurata [231/659] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [194/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:47:07 is removed from Susumurata's clock.
[08/07/20 01:09:34] neurospex [1106/1257] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [928/1036] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 01:14:45 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/08/20 07:37:39] MiddlewareMonkey [779/1036] has challenged sc_ [349/772] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:03:10 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/08/20 11:38:38] tmberg [697/1527] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [434/1036] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:05:20 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/08/20 12:23:06] Yuhno [293/723] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [514/1036] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:40:34 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/08/20 14:39:23] MiddlewareMonkey [520/1036] has challenged dwfreed [99/817] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:59:59 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/09/20 06:19:29] MiddlewareMonkey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:59 towards level 73.
[08/09/20 19:14:47] MiddlewareMonkey [684/1036] has come upon elbie [158/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:00:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/10/20 04:32:22] MiddlewareMonkey [160/1036] has come upon bobvador [71/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:38:51 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/10/20 15:56:29] himuraken, blabber, and crysys [496/2637] have team battled rustybicycle, MiddlewareMonkey, and GunMan [1039/2274] and lost! 4 days, 08:12:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/20 01:54:00] MiddlewareMonkey [405/1036] has challenged HeavyPodda [47/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:36 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/11/20 19:58:08] MiddlewareMonkey [899/1045] has challenged Chuck [591/770] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:04:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/11/20 20:55:54] MiddlewareMonkey, irix, and Fluttershy [999/3265] have team battled canton7, Nofew, and Beefcan [2672/3107] and lost! 1 day, 16:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/20 16:05:20] MiddlewareMonkey [723/1045] has challenged djm [700/856] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:33:45 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/13/20 17:28:52] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:46 from level 74.
[08/14/20 12:13:57] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:47:37 towards level 74.
[08/14/20 18:17:08] MiddlewareMonkey [635/1045] has challenged h00k [504/796] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:40:16 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/15/20 01:21:41] MiddlewareMonkey [343/1045] has come upon feek [204/521] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:38:07 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/30/20 06:31:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 3 days, 23:44:50 toward level 74.
[08/30/20 22:50:43] xayto [779/788] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [217/1045] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:29:42 is removed from xayto's clock.
[08/31/20 06:40:19] L, HellSpawn, and WallIdl [1076/2161] have team battled golgy, algernon, and MiddlewareMonkey [2492/2917] and lost! 3 days, 16:53:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/20 08:50:51] lipek [894/1373] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [302/1045] in combat and won! 30 days, 09:42:35 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/31/20 22:51:38] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 03:23:30 is added to their clock.
[09/02/20 05:46:29] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:16 towards level 74.
[09/02/20 07:02:44] MiddlewareMonkey EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:35 from level 74.
[09/02/20 10:59:04] MiddlewareMonkey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:34:50 towards level 74.
[09/02/20 15:47:37] MiddlewareMonkey discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:08 towards level 74.
[09/03/20 02:34:37] MiddlewareMonkey bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:03:50 from level 74.
[09/04/20 15:10:08] MiddlewareMonkey got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:36:25 from level 74.
[09/05/20 07:22:19] holloway [141/952] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [203/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:54 is added to holloway's clock.
[09/05/20 09:27:57] tms [346/907] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [590/1045] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to tms's clock.
[09/05/20 11:53:10] MiddlewareMonkey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:32 towards level 74.
[09/05/20 13:27:34] algernon, djm, and kenyon [45/3285] have team battled Baldric, MiddlewareMonkey, and Elgo [1818/2366] and lost! 1 day, 01:57:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/20 03:19:03] jayvee, MiddlewareMonkey, and bisco [410/3075] have team battled DrJosh9000, HellSpawn, and yano [1929/2024] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 03:33:55] dindinx [425/774] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [869/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:43 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/07/20 04:26:48] MiddlewareMonkey [466/1045] has come upon Elgo [315/954] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:02:32 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/08/20 20:27:14] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:40 from level 74.
[09/09/20 19:06:27] MadMan, HellSpawn, and MiddlewareMonkey [509/2867] have team battled anderson, Scar3cr0w, and bobvador [1174/1851] and lost! 2 days, 06:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/20 01:13:58] MiddlewareMonkey [245/1045] has come upon dartainus [778/795] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:57:02 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/10/20 08:28:33] MiddlewareMonkey was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:20:17 from level 74.
[09/14/20 03:23:12] sheu, elf, and MiddlewareMonkey [1599/2922] have team battled Birdbones, meskio, and micah [1499/3514] and won! 3 days, 14:06:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 12:44:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 1 day, 02:48:36 toward level 74.
[09/16/20 13:44:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 6 days, 01:13:27 toward level 74.
[09/16/20 18:42:15] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:51 towards level 74.
[09/19/20 11:53:50] MiddlewareMonkey [539/1045] has challenged Birdbones [535/1338] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:28 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/20/20 12:14:01] MiddlewareMonkey [31/1045] has come upon rxcomm [1177/1302] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:30 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/20/20 13:05:32] MiddlewareMonkey [610/1045] has come upon rxcomm [25/1302] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:10:33 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/20/20 13:37:08] MiddlewareMonkey [399/1045] has challenged allo [479/775] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:39:18 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/20/20 18:01:47] MiddlewareMonkey [582/1045] has challenged Zaratustra [229/1120] in combat and won! 19 days, 10:35:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/21/20 10:37:35] MiddlewareMonkey misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:08:29 from level 75.
[09/22/20 01:44:19] rxcomm, Bradicus, and MiddlewareMonkey [1476/3452] have team battled parkaman, HeavyPodda, and vegadark [1916/2523] and lost! 5 days, 17:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/20 02:23:39] MiddlewareMonkey [195/1045] has come upon WallIdl [170/731] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:51:00 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/22/20 06:11:17] GilbertErik [346/778] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [841/1045] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:22:23 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/23/20 06:41:04] CodeB [232/482] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [69/1045] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:27 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[09/23/20 07:33:59] CodeB [371/482] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [362/1045] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:06 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[09/23/20 14:14:57] ToHellWithGA, Zyphyr, and Bradicus [2558/2919] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, phraktyl, and RBecker [47/2703] and won! 1 day, 23:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 19:49:42] MiddlewareMonkey [72/1045] has come upon Birdbones [508/1323] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:08:50 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/24/20 04:23:29] MiddlewareMonkey [510/1045] has challenged mordac [107/1322] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:47:38 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/24/20 10:36:28] MiddlewareMonkey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MiddlewareMonkey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/20 23:50:18] Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and Nechayev [871/2839] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Misza, and maligned [635/3382] and won! 3 days, 19:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 05:29:58] feek [497/555] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [451/1050] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:16 is removed from feek's clock.
[09/25/20 13:32:01] KeboDK [253/1059] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [889/1050] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:46:14 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[09/26/20 10:47:02] MiddlewareMonkey [228/1050] has come upon cirdan [821/858] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:04:03 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/27/20 01:41:12] MiddlewareMonkey [132/1050] has challenged cirdan [812/861] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:14:56 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/27/20 11:46:06] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 08:42:17 is added to their clock.
[09/29/20 01:53:13] Nechayev [590/918] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [283/1050] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:46:09 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[09/29/20 13:58:25] MiddlewareMonkey [818/1050] has challenged mordac [209/1322] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:16:50 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/02/20 06:49:57] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:46:49 is added to their clock.
[10/02/20 20:48:12] MiddlewareMonkey, pants, and Andries [2923/3338] have team battled Tor, simple, and sjums_the_great [2638/3095] and won! 8 days, 08:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 12:36:57] MiddlewareMonkey [640/1050] has come upon lipek [1314/1351] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:05:54 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/03/20 23:48:13] MiddlewareMonkey [424/1050] has come upon Khorne [119/833] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:40:25 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/04/20 01:20:14] MiddlewareMonkey [478/1050] has come upon Misza [1072/1445] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:03:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/04/20 15:14:52] MiddlewareMonkey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MiddlewareMonkey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/20 02:41:42] dwfreed [463/864] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [24/1055] in combat and won! 27 days, 08:42:55 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/08/20 09:58:52] MiddlewareMonkey stole Majak's level 129 tunic while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 112 tunic behind, which Majak then takes.
[10/08/20 18:45:30] MiddlewareMonkey [2/1071] has challenged xayto [576/792] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:23:59 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/15/20 06:22:15] Balthazar [151/1060] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [594/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:13:39 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[10/16/20 06:07:22] Syloq, L, and tmberg [2450/3464] have team battled dartainus, astropoint, and MiddlewareMonkey [960/2935] and won! 0 days, 22:12:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 12:50:18] MiddlewareMonkey [301/1071] has come upon adamus1red [452/585] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:13:01 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/17/20 15:07:07] MiddlewareMonkey [573/1071] has come upon sc_ [519/834] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:29:05 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/17/20 15:07:07] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt sc_ a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:15:07 is added to sc_'s clock.
[10/18/20 04:25:01] MiddlewareMonkey, Atan, and maligned [1490/2792] have team battled Sharky4, Ttech, and TauPan [2332/3771] and lost! 1 day, 20:07:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/20 00:14:03] idlerpgww [250/788] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [332/1071] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:14:12 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[10/22/20 05:14:28] MiddlewareMonkey bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:50:51 from level 75.
[10/22/20 06:17:31] Clearcasting [408/637] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [89/1071] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:16 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[10/23/20 19:17:30] maligned [631/907] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [13/1071] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:31:54 is removed from maligned's clock.
[10/27/20 21:25:58] MiddlewareMonkey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MiddlewareMonkey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/20 07:02:53] MiddlewareMonkey [634/1076] has come upon pollo [768/1042] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:31:43 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/28/20 21:51:32] HeavyPodda [643/982] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [927/1076] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:24 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/28/20 21:51:35] HeavyPodda [437/982] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [777/1076] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:14 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/29/20 06:43:54] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:49:47 towards level 75.
[10/29/20 07:11:48] MiddlewareMonkey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MiddlewareMonkey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/20 07:23:54] MiddlewareMonkey [430/1082] has come upon jjasghar [88/559] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:36:00 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/29/20 08:57:42] MiddlewareMonkey [949/1082] has challenged mordac [1207/1316] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:43:31 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/30/20 04:33:18] MiddlewareMonkey [52/1082] has come upon buyoq [509/547] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:26:15 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/30/20 21:59:09] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:04:40 towards level 75.
[10/31/20 02:58:51] maligned, ilbelkyr, and skarlso [191/2819] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, simple, and Zyphyr [1402/2906] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/20 18:53:30] MiddlewareMonkey [1024/1082] has come upon bigtrees [188/428] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:09:32 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/01/20 12:04:38] MiddlewareMonkey [492/1082] has come upon darkmage [85/1358] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:22:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/02/20 00:14:57] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 23:03:19 is added to their clock.
[11/02/20 19:55:39] MiddlewareMonkey [444/1082] has come upon Fluttershy [1037/1252] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:40:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/05/20 11:10:09] MiddlewareMonkey ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:32:44 from level 75.
[11/07/20 13:49:28] MiddlewareMonkey [171/1082] has come upon jayvee [51/746] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:16:50 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/07/20 18:48:41] MiddlewareMonkey [279/1082] has challenged sheu [540/579] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:21:37 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/08/20 09:20:23] UnknownHero, LukeLR, and crysys [673/1975] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Gatewayy, and aismallard [91/2933] and won! 0 days, 02:28:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 12:40:11] MiddlewareMonkey was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:38:54 from level 75.
[11/08/20 13:53:07] MiddlewareMonkey [347/1082] has challenged PiotrekD [302/1004] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:24:55 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/09/20 02:56:04] Xenthys [624/778] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [464/1082] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:03:17 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/11/20 00:06:11] MiddlewareMonkey [520/1074] has challenged allo [403/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:50:40 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/11/20 03:26:44] MiddlewareMonkey [734/1074] has come upon Lnk [741/1103] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:27:38 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/13/20 02:04:04] whizter [162/414] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [61/1074] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from whizter's clock.
[11/13/20 15:36:13] MiddlewareMonkey [575/1074] has come upon ilbelkyr [252/1110] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:39:26 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/13/20 19:11:16] MiddlewareMonkey [153/1074] has come upon crysys [591/811] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:10:55 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/14/20 01:31:10] AbrahamLinksys, MiddlewareMonkey, and Asara [2269/2809] have team battled XBouBou, Xenthys, and sairis [21/1970] and won! 2 days, 14:32:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 09:12:45] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:50:57 is added to their clock.
[11/15/20 21:57:36] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:03 towards level 75.
[11/16/20 02:15:58] MiddlewareMonkey [512/1074] has come upon freeboson [30/676] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:57:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/16/20 10:45:04] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:04:02 is added to their clock.
[11/18/20 14:46:03] MiddlewareMonkey stole waifu's level 149 tunic while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 129 tunic behind, which waifu then takes.
[11/18/20 20:18:28] zankore, theZoMBiE, and Pontuzz [599/2023] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, allo, and sheu [769/2453] and lost! 4 days, 16:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 17:31:25] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:38 towards level 75.
[11/20/20 11:59:04] Mateusz [383/1061] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [153/1092] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:44 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[11/21/20 07:12:09] Birdbones [700/1317] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [468/1092] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:08:12 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/20 18:45:20] MiddlewareMonkey [791/1092] has come upon astropoint [165/1070] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:00:58 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/23/20 17:03:32] Kurenai [37/223] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [405/1092] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/23/20 18:35:06] Xenthys [390/778] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [32/1092] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:10:31 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/23/20 22:36:19] Crazycatlady [544/860] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [481/1092] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:40:44 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/26/20 13:41:00] MiddlewareMonkey [75/1092] has challenged theZoMBiE [169/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:57 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/27/20 07:11:52] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:39 towards level 75.
[11/27/20 09:15:35] womblecat, AbrahamLinksys, and damyan [2429/2974] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, max, and sjefen6 [1737/2730] and won! 0 days, 17:15:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 10:40:33] Mollerz, dxtr, and MiddlewareMonkey [320/2364] have team battled gdm, Birdbones, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1798/2272] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/20 13:02:09] MiddlewareMonkey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:15 towards level 75.
[11/27/20 17:06:37] MiddlewareMonkey [866/1092] has challenged Chuck [312/751] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/28/20 18:50:55] MiddlewareMonkey fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! MiddlewareMonkey's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/20 11:14:31] MiddlewareMonkey [1067/1076] has come upon dclaw123 [289/1118] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:59:53 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/30/20 00:15:34] MiddlewareMonkey [629/1080] has come upon KatePls [221/262] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:36:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/01/20 08:07:18] MiddlewareMonkey [643/1080] has challenged dxtr [580/936] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:21:43 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/02/20 09:51:01] MiddlewareMonkey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:40:45 towards level 76.
[12/02/20 18:44:52] GilbertErik [420/1137] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [436/1080] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/03/20 19:00:12] zbe, XBouBou, and MaryMaid [1474/1920] have team battled Crazycatlady, MiddlewareMonkey, and fattrat [1519/3308] and lost! 0 days, 21:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 10:22:39] pyre [356/765] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [883/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:41:28 is added to pyre's clock.
[12/04/20 16:02:53] MiddlewareMonkey [932/1080] has come upon KeboDK [373/1013] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:26:59 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/05/20 08:22:08] MiddlewareMonkey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:58:09 towards level 76.
[12/05/20 08:56:54] Crazycatlady [202/860] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [629/1080] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:40:31 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/05/20 23:32:18] MiddlewareMonkey [101/1080] has challenged sjefen6 [116/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:26:41 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/06/20 03:45:00] MiddlewareMonkey [89/1080] has come upon Andries [572/938] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:55:47 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/06/20 07:09:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 14 days, 15:49:49 toward level 76.
[12/07/20 11:31:08] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:01 towards level 76.
[12/09/20 15:51:50] MiddlewareMonkey [464/1080] has challenged Odin [563/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:33 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/10/20 07:10:51] MiddlewareMonkey discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:28 towards level 76.
[12/10/20 16:40:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 2 days, 14:29:54 toward level 76.
[12/11/20 06:00:27] MiddlewareMonkey [678/1080] has challenged phraktyl [478/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:34 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/12/20 08:13:46] MiddlewareMonkey [232/1080] has come upon SSLbits [191/454] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:04 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/12/20 10:11:23] MiddlewareMonkey [901/1080] has challenged Chuck [473/726] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/13/20 14:12:51] MiddlewareMonkey [561/1080] has challenged Akiyuki [447/593] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:39:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/13/20 14:12:51] MiddlewareMonkey has dealt Akiyuki a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:58:38 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[12/13/20 18:58:49] Zaratustra, C++, and Ironhoof [1934/2968] have team battled himuraken, MiddlewareMonkey, and AbacusAvenger [981/2984] and won! 0 days, 11:33:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 11:44:51] MiddlewareMonkey [864/1080] has come upon Fluttershy [277/1283] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:13:03 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/15/20 06:27:42] FSM, MiddlewareMonkey, and ohnx [2336/2598] have team battled kenyon, mordac, and Fluttershy [3156/3531] and lost! 1 day, 23:12:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 14:24:00] HellSpawn [85/795] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [675/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:56:19 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/15/20 19:06:44] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:05:15 from level 77.
[12/16/20 06:27:43] MiddlewareMonkey [526/1080] has challenged CornFly [672/1214] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:25:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/16/20 08:18:27] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:23:58 towards level 77.
[12/18/20 20:35:57] MiddlewareMonkey [441/1080] has come upon buzzz [504/608] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:15:04 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/20/20 19:13:23] MiddlewareMonkey [341/1080] has come upon MetaNova [334/1026] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:24:39 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/21/20 07:43:36] h00k, petrichor, and nawcom [2622/2649] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, astropoint, and Scar3cr0w [24/2968] and won! 0 days, 10:42:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 04:00:19] MiddlewareMonkey [466/1080] has challenged AbacusAvenger [355/913] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:36:35 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/22/20 06:05:08] Syloq, acolarh, bigjay, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/20 09:28:08] x12x63 [10/171] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [973/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to x12x63's clock.
[12/22/20 16:19:28] MiddlewareMonkey [833/1080] has come upon buyoq [135/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:04:31 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/22/20 18:26:02] AbrahamLinksys, JuanMaestro, and MiddlewareMonkey [159/3061] have team battled pztrn, blabber, and Xenthys [1023/2270] and lost! 2 days, 15:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/20 19:14:59] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:07:06 is added to their clock.
[12/23/20 00:43:56] MiddlewareMonkey [89/1080] has come upon TimWolla [207/870] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:30:43 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/23/20 01:28:27] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:40:14 towards level 77.
[12/23/20 02:59:32] MiddlewareMonkey has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:03:03 from level 77.
[12/23/20 12:47:07] MiddlewareMonkey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:38 towards level 77.
[12/23/20 15:45:25] Elgo, holloway, and MiddlewareMonkey [564/3007] have team battled bisco, canton7, and AbrahamLinksys [1480/3566] and lost! 2 days, 22:56:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/20 10:40:30] SSLbits, JuanMaestro, and Ignotum [243/1827] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, vegadark, and Syloq [1933/2686] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/20 18:44:59] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:28:22 is added to their clock.
[12/29/20 00:28:05] MiddlewareMonkey [343/1080] has challenged SCSi [227/1046] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:40:49 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/29/20 04:19:21] Xenthys, Scar3cr0w, and buzzz [1812/2251] have team battled TimWolla, allo, and MiddlewareMonkey [1340/2679] and won! 0 days, 16:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/20 06:31:20] Ignotum [238/352] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [903/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[12/30/20 05:36:47] Yupa [43/53] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1079/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Yupa's clock.
[12/30/20 19:41:45] tris, HellSpawn, and xayto [2114/2421] have team battled brendan, MadMan, and MiddlewareMonkey [186/3641] and won! 1 day, 01:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 13:32:34] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:01:58 is added to their clock.
[01/01/21 13:47:58] MiddlewareMonkey [382/1080] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [662/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:10:35 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/02/21 10:50:51] MiddlewareMonkey [712/1080] has come upon max [479/702] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:27:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/02/21 16:31:27] MiddlewareMonkey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:16 towards level 77.
[01/02/21 17:31:32] MiddlewareMonkey got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:33:18 from level 77.
[01/04/21 16:05:21] MiddlewareMonkey [180/1080] has challenged simple [952/1135] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:55:52 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/05/21 09:09:22] ohnx [587/796] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [58/1080] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:20:50 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[01/06/21 02:24:03] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:09:53 is added to their clock.
[01/07/21 00:18:35] WallIdl [714/759] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [693/1080] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:19:37 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[01/07/21 12:21:25] adamus1red [536/713] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [601/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:12:20 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[01/07/21 14:35:43] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:38:42 is added to their clock.
[01/07/21 16:22:22] MiddlewareMonkey [422/1080] has challenged borsin [790/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:23:59 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/08/21 19:04:38] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to their clock.
[01/08/21 22:58:00] MiddlewareMonkey died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:10 from level 77.
[01/09/21 19:17:37] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:28:11 is added to their clock.
[01/10/21 00:22:51] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:07 towards level 77.
[01/10/21 11:09:58] MiddlewareMonkey grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:29 towards level 77.
[01/11/21 01:35:45] sheu, MiddlewareMonkey, and JeDa [1235/2303] have team battled Khorne, blabber, and nickware [2613/3000] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/21 06:01:48] Ttech, grooverider, and ilbelkyr [4484/4808] have team battled dxtr, ToHellWithGA, and MiddlewareMonkey [2384/3155] and won! 0 days, 01:42:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/21 18:56:24] MiddlewareMonkey [413/1080] has come upon inittab [567/1171] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:52 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/14/21 18:28:00] MiddlewareMonkey got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:07 from level 77.
[01/14/21 19:22:56] Globalirc, Ironhoof, and xnaas [1289/3018] have team battled Notir, MiddlewareMonkey, and IdleMaster [1330/2439] and lost! 0 days, 08:05:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 00:59:54] MiddlewareMonkey [419/1080] has come upon keepermurf [716/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:01:50 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/15/21 02:16:15] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:55 towards level 77.
[01/15/21 06:05:32] Bradicus [485/1134] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [318/1080] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:47:44 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/15/21 06:05:32] Bradicus has dealt MiddlewareMonkey a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:22:14 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/15/21 07:48:46] idlerpgww, Reilly, and MiddlewareMonkey [1841/2456] have team battled Tratos, Zyphyr, and damyan [366/3180] and won! 0 days, 08:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/21 21:09:00] Ironhoof [1170/1426] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1048/1080] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:52:18 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[01/17/21 21:57:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 4 days, 15:20:03 toward level 77.
[01/23/21 17:54:11] MiddlewareMonkey [831/1080] has challenged KindOne [11/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:25 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/24/21 16:04:33] Lemelisk [404/1333] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [164/1080] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:18:36 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[01/27/21 01:05:50] Xenthys, Zaratustra, and ToHellWithGA [2824/3119] have team battled MrGlass, Reilly, and MiddlewareMonkey [800/3130] and won! 1 day, 06:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 21:09:03] MiddlewareMonkey was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:34 from level 77.
[01/28/21 14:10:29] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:21 towards level 77.
[01/28/21 15:23:28] MiddlewareMonkey was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:41 from level 77.
[01/28/21 22:54:26] MiddlewareMonkey [469/1080] has challenged TauPan [143/522] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:00:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/29/21 02:27:50] MiddlewareMonkey [67/1080] has challenged buksi [596/1180] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:00:32 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/29/21 05:06:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 30 days, 13:17:28 toward level 78.
[01/29/21 23:21:45] xs [80/270] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [585/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to xs's clock.
[01/30/21 00:30:40] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:44:53 towards level 78.
[01/30/21 02:02:04] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:07:07 towards level 78.
[01/30/21 06:48:27] MiddlewareMonkey [579/1080] has come upon jnerulax [430/879] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:50:51 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/31/21 00:00:15] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:48 towards level 78.
[01/31/21 09:46:49] MiddlewareMonkey [882/1080] has come upon XBouBou [379/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:05:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/01/21 01:14:51] MiddlewareMonkey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:31 from level 78.
[02/01/21 15:56:27] bisco [1020/1383] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [524/1080] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:06:19 is removed from bisco's clock.
[02/03/21 01:59:37] MiddlewareMonkey [706/1080] has challenged lavamind [17/850] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:38:53 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/05/21 15:39:18] MiddlewareMonkey [645/1080] has come upon freeboson [486/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:32:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/05/21 22:48:55] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:57 towards level 78.
[02/06/21 04:56:18] MiddlewareMonkey [901/1080] has come upon dindinx [230/634] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:25:18 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/06/21 13:53:02] CodeB [614/749] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [79/1080] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[02/06/21 21:37:54] MiddlewareMonkey, brendan, and freeboson [667/3163] have team battled fattrat, Elgo, and Sharky4 [573/3540] and won! 0 days, 00:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/21 12:21:18] MiddlewareMonkey was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:29 from level 78.
[02/09/21 04:14:00] Nofew, MiddlewareMonkey, and el [1412/3190] have team battled Heisenberg, suterismus, and XBouBou [96/2953] and won! 0 days, 02:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 07:24:51] LordBanana [37/452] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [670/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[02/09/21 10:45:59] CornFly, xs, and scumola [2123/2365] have team battled freeboson, ilbelkyr, and MiddlewareMonkey [1989/2938] and won! 0 days, 13:06:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 12:29:26] MiddlewareMonkey [748/1080] has challenged Forud [330/965] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/09/21 16:20:44] MiddlewareMonkey [466/1080] has come upon csssuf [619/738] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:11:17 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/10/21 12:12:35] MiddlewareMonkey got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:12:30 from level 79.
[02/12/21 10:21:18] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 21:29:08 is added to their clock.
[02/12/21 15:37:49] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 14:15:20 is added to their clock.
[02/12/21 21:15:49] MiddlewareMonkey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:02:29 towards level 79.
[02/13/21 06:26:28] elf [853/1371] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [32/1080] and taken them in combat! 57 days, 04:38:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/14/21 05:44:54] Asara [753/810] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [232/1080] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:04:02 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/15/21 04:31:41] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:52:58 towards level 79.
[02/16/21 09:41:27] MiddlewareMonkey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:32:33 towards level 79.
[02/16/21 16:41:05] MiddlewareMonkey was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:27:44 from level 79.
[02/17/21 02:43:13] brycec [747/1067] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [278/1080] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:05:51 is removed from brycec's clock.
[02/17/21 22:31:35] buyoq, GunMan, and hotdogman [1598/1705] have team battled h00k, nawcom, and MiddlewareMonkey [2188/2628] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 11:56:49] MiddlewareMonkey [949/1080] has challenged rxcomm [1200/1292] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:31:20 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/19/21 23:38:46] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:36:23 towards level 79.
[02/20/21 04:02:20] dartainus, suterismus, and petrichor [133/3689] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Zaratustra, and x12x63 [2057/2678] and lost! 1 day, 05:43:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/21 22:21:42] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 06:57:01 is added to their clock.
[02/23/21 06:52:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 20 days, 02:13:23 toward level 79.
[02/23/21 12:57:25] nickware, Scar3cr0w, and damyan [1319/3285] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, tmberg, and ohnx [1767/3394] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 18:16:55] MiddlewareMonkey [15/1080] has come upon IdleMaster [427/830] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:53:39 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/24/21 04:31:52] MiddlewareMonkey was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:26:12 from level 79.
[02/25/21 03:42:19] MiddlewareMonkey [536/1080] has come upon sbp [257/567] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:31:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/27/21 11:19:59] MiddlewareMonkey [754/1080] has come upon sc_ [344/852] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:42:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/27/21 15:29:37] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:45 towards level 79.
[02/28/21 03:59:33] MiddlewareMonkey [735/1080] has come upon Sharky4 [29/1223] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:07:18 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/28/21 04:09:08] MiddlewareMonkey died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:02:28 from level 79.
[02/28/21 19:23:19] MiddlewareMonkey stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:22 towards level 79.
[03/01/21 20:41:09] MiddlewareMonkey [132/1080] has come upon ohnx [540/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:55:49 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/02/21 08:37:02] MiddlewareMonkey [672/1080] has challenged adamus1red [683/727] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:01:51 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/02/21 18:31:24] JeDa [712/713] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [687/1080] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[03/04/21 11:00:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 7 days, 07:22:30 toward level 79.
[03/05/21 14:55:51] MiddlewareMonkey, Asara, and MadMan [2602/2985] have team battled pfoley, caeli1, and womblecat [750/1873] and won! 0 days, 14:08:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 00:40:21] sheu [483/784] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [962/1080] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:09:54 is added to sheu's clock.
[03/06/21 06:12:23] MiddlewareMonkey [172/1080] has come upon tmberg [789/1602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:46:58 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/06/21 11:08:21] MiddlewareMonkey [49/1080] has come upon idlerpgww [733/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:49 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/06/21 15:13:43] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:46 towards level 79.
[03/06/21 19:40:00] Mars [602/1325] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [558/1080] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:58:48 is removed from Mars's clock.
[03/07/21 14:09:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 12:25:40 toward level 79.
[03/07/21 17:15:36] brendan [1197/1384] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [741/1080] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:10:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/07/21 19:44:09] MiddlewareMonkey [1024/1080] has challenged m0shbear [1031/1310] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:39:18 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/07/21 22:45:46] MiddlewareMonkey [300/1080] has come upon Zaratustra [655/1135] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 21:26:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/08/21 21:53:51] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 18:36:32 is added to their clock.
[03/10/21 09:44:42] Muirrum [129/601] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [908/1080] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:04:30 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[03/10/21 10:59:02] MiddlewareMonkey [958/1080] has come upon anderson [148/918] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:59:12 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/13/21 00:23:27] Eldoreth, Psilocybe, and MiddlewareMonkey [2365/3364] have team battled kate, jayvee, and Majak [1705/2660] and won! 2 days, 23:59:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 10:15:08] MiddlewareMonkey found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:05:46 towards level 80.
[03/14/21 03:47:25] MiddlewareMonkey was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:29:11 towards level 80.
[03/14/21 04:04:17] canton7, cirdan, and MiddlewareMonkey [594/3111] have team battled AsmDemon, GyrosGeier, and golgy [1766/1954] and lost! 0 days, 13:26:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/21 16:39:38] MiddlewareMonkey [118/1080] has come upon SSLbits [807/889] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:17:46 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/14/21 18:51:42] MiddlewareMonkey learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:00:58 towards level 80.
[03/16/21 09:14:15] GilbertErik [586/1159] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [608/1080] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:01:08 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/16/21 10:42:07] Mars [41/1325] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [196/1080] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:11:17 is added to Mars's clock.
[03/16/21 18:49:37] fattrat, theZoMBiE, and neurospex [1806/2982] have team battled algernon, brycec, and MiddlewareMonkey [2653/3165] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 20:06:51] MiddlewareMonkey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:48:10 towards level 80.
[03/18/21 08:25:59] i3d, brendan, and Birdbones [663/3403] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, IdleMaster, and PiotrekD [1248/2949] and lost! 2 days, 18:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 17:26:52] golgy [138/940] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1033/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:18 is added to golgy's clock.
[03/19/21 03:06:15] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:39:30 towards level 80.
[03/19/21 20:36:49] MiddlewareMonkey was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:46:03 from level 80.
[03/20/21 21:22:15] Atan [491/662] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [563/1080] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:39:38 is added to Atan's clock.
[04/19/21 09:50:25] MiddlewareMonkey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:27:35 towards level 80.
[04/19/21 13:18:51] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 02:03:34 is added to their clock.
[04/19/21 13:23:22] bigtrees, MiddlewareMonkey, and celesham [1693/1868] have team battled pyre, gdm, and golgy [2354/2875] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 05:24:21] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 14:34:23 is added to their clock.
[04/20/21 10:59:52] MiddlewareMonkey [414/1080] has come upon nawcom [28/751] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:00:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/20/21 12:25:46] elf, MiddlewareMonkey, and androphius [1541/3168] have team battled LordBanana, max, and dwfreed [1632/2034] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 12:43:11] Andries, ToHellWithGA, and IdleMaster [170/3206] have team battled elf, MiddlewareMonkey, and GilbertErik [32/3787] and won! 0 days, 23:12:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 13:42:50] MiddlewareMonkey [966/1080] has challenged sc_ [665/919] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:43:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/20/21 15:07:59] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 03:56:15 is added to their clock.
[04/22/21 01:38:19] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 18:29:37 is added to their clock.
[04/23/21 20:09:27] MiddlewareMonkey stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:58 towards level 80.
[04/24/21 06:08:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 22 days, 21:40:04 toward level 80.
[04/24/21 19:50:01] MiddlewareMonkey [883/1080] has come upon cornfeedhobo [112/321] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:03:03 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/25/21 03:46:09] MiddlewareMonkey misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:55 from level 80.
[04/25/21 11:44:09] Mars, MiddlewareMonkey, and blabber [1285/3191] have team battled FSM, lipek, and bigtrees [1487/2498] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/21 14:49:07] MiddlewareMonkey was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:02 from level 80.
[04/26/21 01:50:44] Beefcan [607/734] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [1002/1080] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/03/21 23:13:46] MiddlewareMonkey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:26 towards level 80.
[05/04/21 03:58:17] MiddlewareMonkey got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:13:16 from level 80.
[05/05/21 12:10:46] freeboson [360/726] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [710/1080] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:19:38 is added to freeboson's clock.
[05/06/21 05:19:27] MiddlewareMonkey [1059/1080] has come upon Agent86 [1009/1023] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:10:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/06/21 21:23:59] simple, pants, and nawcom [1986/3317] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, damyan, and csssuf [938/3023] and won! 3 days, 11:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/21 23:19:33] micah [715/1251] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [129/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:24 is removed from micah's clock.
[05/07/21 05:04:54] MiddlewareMonkey fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:09 from level 80.
[05/09/21 06:14:54] MiddlewareMonkey [1059/1080] has come upon fmg [393/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:44:02 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/09/21 21:29:06] sheu, adamus1red, and TauPan [1106/2136] have team battled Jones, MiddlewareMonkey, and Majak [902/2252] and won! 4 days, 04:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/21 02:38:23] MiddlewareMonkey [1001/1080] has challenged rotbot9k [37/327] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:32 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/10/21 09:52:02] MiddlewareMonkey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:06 towards level 80.
[05/10/21 11:44:31] MiddlewareMonkey is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:03:48 is added to their clock.
[05/10/21 22:58:27] ToHellWithGA, sartan, and h00k [579/3227] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, CheeseSodaPunch, and HeavyPodda [2701/2857] and lost! 1 day, 22:51:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/21 03:34:31] MiddlewareMonkey [675/1080] has come upon Lnk [177/1168] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:49:00 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/15/21 11:15:30] Bluedog [39/729] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [80/1080] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[05/15/21 17:15:36] MiddlewareMonkey [824/1080] has challenged xayto [689/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:35:32 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/15/21 22:16:57] anderson [190/1001] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [517/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:42:52 is added to anderson's clock.
[05/16/21 05:18:47] zankore [110/1034] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [383/1080] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:05:11 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/17/21 10:54:54] MiddlewareMonkey [874/1080] has come upon holloway [646/996] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:24:43 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/17/21 20:39:40] MiddlewareMonkey invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:27 towards level 80.
[05/19/21 05:07:27] MiddlewareMonkey [642/1080] has come upon Nechayev [841/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:04:34 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/19/21 13:38:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MiddlewareMonkey 0 days, 21:20:51 toward level 80.
[05/19/21 17:30:17] Syloq, Yuhno, and Khorne [836/2579] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, maligned, and kenyon [2309/2917] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/21 04:46:43] MiddlewareMonkey [814/1080] has challenged i3d [801/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:47:22 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.