Player Info

User: Milquetoast
Class: pushover
Admin?: No
Level: 106
Next level: 57 days, 23:27:00
Status: Offline
Host: artgoeshere!~artgoeshe@104.236.10.154
Account Created: Tue May 13 18:14:24 2014
Last login: Mon Mar 15 14:09:55 2021
Total time idled: 1863 days, 11:10:55
Current position: [232,415]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 149 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 64
charm: 64
gloves: 52
helm: 70 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 42
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 57
tunic: 103 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 324 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 992

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 44 days, 08:09:01
part: None
quest: 589 days, 02:14:19
quit: 233 days, 18:59:06

total: 867 days, 05:22:26

Character Modifiers

[05/13/14 19:24:22] Milquetoast [0/1] has challenged iridis_discurro [411/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/13/14 20:05:53] Milquetoast [4/9] has challenged sartan [49/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/13/14 20:46:27] Milquetoast [0/25] has challenged irix [273/811] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/14 03:55:31] Milquetoast [78/114] has challenged Ninji [95/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/14 07:22:09] Milquetoast [38/123] has challenged ingo [80/136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/14 18:02:37] Milquetoast [142/157] has challenged kaplejon [257/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/26/15 18:12:24] Milquetoast [1/185] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [249/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/27/15 01:29:44] Milquetoast [33/209] has challenged Nayru [133/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/27/15 18:33:28] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:27 from level 27.
[03/27/15 20:30:52] Milquetoast [116/223] has challenged SpamMage [616/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/04/15 21:02:59] dwfreed, Tenorman, and Milquetoast [303/1581] have team battled ajhgfa, jenksy, and Killerkid [846/1444] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/15 19:48:48] Milquetoast [107/223] has challenged G33KY [500/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/15 07:17:52] Milquetoast [181/237] has challenged Beavis [894/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/15 08:41:25] Milquetoast [161/237] has come upon keepermurf [241/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/15 21:54:16] Milquetoast [67/244] has challenged Regnor [288/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/08/15 13:25:35] Milquetoast [75/256] has challenged Str1ngS [128/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/08/15 21:52:38] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:57 towards level 32.
[05/08/15 23:21:47] gipyelrah [789/984] has challenged Milquetoast [117/256] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:46:47 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[05/09/15 06:48:05] Milquetoast [9/260] has challenged Pici [307/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/09/15 12:05:54] naw, Cysioland, and ruan [119/1817] have team battled Milquetoast, Nyarlathotep, and Meta [480/749] and lost! 1 day, 03:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/15 03:58:49] Milquetoast [86/260] has challenged dindinx [213/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/10/15 22:56:36] suterismus, Zaratustra, and Plasmastar [831/2249] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and Adar [196/1444] and won! 0 days, 08:54:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/15 04:19:26] Milquetoast [2/278] has challenged Andries [232/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/11/15 12:13:19] Nyarlathotep, Nayru, and Milquetoast [106/1084] have team battled Tamini, cbob, and cirdan [867/1704] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 21:56:56] Milquetoast [211/278] has come upon HeavyPodda [69/258] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/12/15 08:23:08] Milquetoast [173/299] has challenged Plasmastar [252/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/12/15 09:15:46] Milquetoast [124/299] has come upon DiCEr1904 [210/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:09 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/13/15 10:01:43] idisjunction [302/865] has challenged Milquetoast [19/299] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:21 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/13/15 10:53:57] daemoneye [31/296] has challenged Milquetoast [201/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[05/13/15 19:43:57] Milquetoast [65/332] has challenged CFSworks [699/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/15 01:09:44] a1291762 [142/693] has challenged Milquetoast [15/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:21:35 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[05/14/15 03:24:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:32:03 from level 37.
[05/14/15 23:17:50] jstg [37/503] has challenged Milquetoast [20/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:42 is removed from jstg's clock.
[05/15/15 10:04:26] Milquetoast [201/332] has come upon lipek [373/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:51 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/15/15 16:45:30] keeper_c, jstg, and PriceChild [936/2161] have team battled Foofin, tiwake, and Milquetoast [1460/1602] and lost! 3 days, 00:04:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/15 08:16:13] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:10 from level 37.
[05/16/15 09:43:44] Milquetoast [88/332] has challenged Jareeta [683/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/16/15 22:06:57] rharwood [240/267] has challenged Milquetoast [237/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:36 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[05/17/15 03:07:01] arlen [358/686] has challenged Milquetoast [320/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:55 is removed from arlen's clock.
[05/17/15 15:26:43] Milquetoast [7/332] has come upon lipek [115/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/15 08:21:58] Milquetoast [70/347] has challenged jenksy [226/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/15 23:11:51] Meta, allo, and RBecker [1234/1295] have team battled Milquetoast, Thracky, and DiCEr1904 [645/1707] and won! 0 days, 08:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 01:42:27] Haquer [127/197] has challenged Milquetoast [75/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:42 is removed from Haquer's clock.
[05/19/15 13:42:34] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:03 towards level 39.
[05/20/15 09:18:26] Milquetoast [189/347] has challenged ElectRo [766/1222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/20/15 18:26:40] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:32 towards level 40.
[05/21/15 18:13:41] Kitlith [51/317] has challenged Milquetoast [89/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[05/22/15 18:37:53] Milquetoast [311/347] has challenged pixelate [284/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/23/15 06:35:07] Milquetoast [334/347] has come upon Brom [360/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/23/15 11:10:21] Heisenberg, Milquetoast, and Egypt [246/1183] have team battled bigjay, pipework, and ajhgfa [70/1459] and won! 0 days, 02:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/15 00:34:37] Milquetoast [198/347] has come upon XVar [34/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:23 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/25/15 01:23:08] Milquetoast [177/347] has challenged blizgerg [864/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/25/15 04:36:38] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:20 towards level 42.
[05/25/15 18:03:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 05:01:35 toward level 42.
[05/27/15 01:09:31] Milquetoast [357/483] has challenged m0shbear [477/813] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/27/15 07:37:15] Milquetoast [2/483] has come upon Frogging101 [283/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/27/15 19:00:56] Milquetoast [147/483] has come upon MontyZuma [327/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:21:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/28/15 23:00:16] Foible, dindinx, and Tenorman [795/1888] have team battled PiotrekD, Milquetoast, and mthw [757/1860] and won! 1 day, 20:37:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/15 00:40:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 01:51:06 toward level 43.
[05/31/15 03:54:36] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:58 towards level 43.
[05/31/15 12:31:13] Milquetoast [467/483] has challenged Frogging101 [452/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/31/15 13:39:43] Haquer [176/319] has challenged Milquetoast [424/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Haquer's clock.
[06/01/15 05:42:22] Milquetoast [428/483] has come upon Andries [192/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/01/15 12:32:00] Milquetoast [408/483] has come upon r00f [316/511] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/01/15 14:13:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 03:34:35 toward level 44.
[06/02/15 03:48:34] Milquetoast [112/483] has challenged ChiefRA [318/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/02/15 17:25:53] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:34 towards level 45.
[06/02/15 18:13:28] Milquetoast [376/483] has come upon MetaNova [690/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:00:30 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/03/15 20:23:00] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:35 towards level 45.
[06/07/15 03:40:39] Milquetoast [87/503] has challenged Birdbones [641/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/07/15 13:19:22] Milquetoast, ArilKominger, and simple [690/1427] have team battled zid, PiotrekD, and nikoJ [1730/2139] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/15 03:44:45] Milquetoast [64/503] has come upon Rarity [342/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:08:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/16/15 03:47:30] Milquetoast [7/503] has come upon ChasedSpade [171/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:57:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/16/15 14:33:45] HeavyPodda [285/370] has challenged Milquetoast [286/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/17/15 01:11:14] allo, kensington, Killerkid, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/15 17:20:32] Charris [233/402] has come upon Milquetoast [201/503] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:21:52 is removed from Charris's clock.
[06/19/15 16:58:01] Chuck [188/352] has challenged Milquetoast [410/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/20/15 15:34:23] elf [539/861] has challenged Milquetoast [332/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/21/15 04:51:34] Milquetoast [470/503] has challenged zbart [257/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/21/15 13:19:59] Milquetoast [442/503] has challenged G33KY [229/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/23/15 19:17:46] Milquetoast [230/503] has come upon blizgerg [897/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/25/15 09:10:21] Milquetoast [446/503] has come upon spaceCore [288/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:43:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/25/15 19:51:54] mthw [59/660] has challenged Milquetoast [482/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:43 is added to mthw's clock.
[06/25/15 21:15:25] Milquetoast [320/503] has come upon nikoJ [78/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/26/15 05:12:30] allo, Milquetoast, and astropoint [118/1821] have team battled honkybonky, CornFly, and Adar [2128/2298] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/15 17:19:29] Milquetoast [294/503] has challenged Meta [265/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/27/15 11:52:29] pekster, NezumiRyu, and allo [821/1830] have team battled Milquetoast, FrodoTheHobbit, and Tenorman [1234/2361] and lost! 0 days, 19:59:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/15 12:55:08] pencho [3/50] has challenged Milquetoast [6/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to pencho's clock.
[06/28/15 15:13:16] zbart [290/530] has challenged Milquetoast [288/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:12 is removed from zbart's clock.
[06/29/15 14:20:33] tmberg [73/882] has challenged Milquetoast [486/503] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:46:47 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/30/15 02:06:10] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:57 towards level 48.
[06/30/15 04:58:18] iLP [298/400] has challenged Milquetoast [173/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from iLP's clock.
[07/01/15 19:25:25] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:54 from level 48.
[07/01/15 19:56:04] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:01 towards level 48.
[08/12/15 08:35:16] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:52 from level 48.
[08/12/15 13:09:40] Milquetoast, shandor, and merx [235/1713] have team battled grant050, Sixbierehomme, and Booya [418/1563] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 19:24:29] Milquetoast [237/531] has challenged CornFly [213/991] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/13/15 15:18:09] AKBlindy [366/640] has challenged Milquetoast [170/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:47:52 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[08/13/15 15:18:09] AKBlindy has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:11:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/13/15 17:53:43] dindinx, GeckoKun, and charitwo [523/1273] have team battled tangerine, vegadark, and Milquetoast [563/1589] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/15 20:19:53] Milquetoast [366/531] has challenged MJ94 [68/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:01:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/15/15 12:51:49] Milquetoast [176/531] has come upon ChasedSpade [277/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:05:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/15/15 15:41:52] Milquetoast, Jareeta, and grant050 [1482/1906] have team battled yond, Heisenberg, and Gaius [211/1975] and won! 0 days, 23:59:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/15 15:40:48] Milquetoast [409/531] has challenged Gaius [279/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:38:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/16/15 21:55:26] Milquetoast [231/531] has come upon PersonalJ [195/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/17/15 18:05:49] yano, Darky, and Milquetoast [278/1860] have team battled kensington, daemoneye, and SirMonkeybox [702/1643] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 13:43:43] Milquetoast [261/533] has challenged greycat [820/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/19/15 17:06:26] XVar, Simie, and Milquetoast [872/1774] have team battled ChasedSpade, vegadark, and RistoUuranmaki [1635/1691] and lost! 0 days, 09:28:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 05:07:52] Andries [439/489] has challenged Milquetoast [252/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:52:37 is removed from Andries's clock.
[08/20/15 05:07:52] Andries has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:37:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/20/15 23:37:31] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:20 towards level 50.
[08/21/15 10:10:42] Milquetoast [17/533] has come upon Tenorman [350/916] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:38:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/21/15 21:01:12] Milquetoast [426/533] has come upon prattmic [312/875] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:07:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/21/15 22:35:23] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:03 towards level 50.
[08/22/15 12:25:22] unicron [207/567] has challenged Milquetoast [284/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/24/15 01:37:08] Milquetoast [503/533] has challenged prattmic [32/875] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:23:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/24/15 03:38:32] Tamini [339/609] has challenged Milquetoast [407/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Tamini's clock.
[08/25/15 04:20:58] iamzim [49/168] has challenged Milquetoast [176/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to iamzim's clock.
[08/25/15 18:40:52] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:37 towards level 50.
[08/26/15 06:34:10] Setsu, Midsandhighs, and Milquetoast [483/1130] have team battled Darky, charitwo, and noother [262/2224] and won! 0 days, 00:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 11:49:51] Milquetoast [167/533] has come upon Bl4ckD34tH [231/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/28/15 20:56:40] Milquetoast [50/556] has challenged a1291762 [521/716] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/29/15 01:17:21] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:00 towards level 51.
[08/31/15 01:41:21] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:33 towards level 51.
[08/31/15 02:37:06] Milquetoast [218/556] has challenged redlegion [187/637] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:05:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/31/15 04:37:51] Milquetoast [129/556] has challenged ChasedSpade [352/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:33:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/31/15 10:56:52] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:31 towards level 51.
[09/02/15 01:14:59] Milquetoast [98/556] has come upon GEnGEr [36/216] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/02/15 07:55:47] Milquetoast [426/556] has come upon allo [671/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:16:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/02/15 11:09:38] DrFungus [160/164] has challenged Milquetoast [49/556] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:25 is removed from DrFungus's clock.
[09/02/15 20:34:34] alexj, yasdorian, and Crazycatlady [503/1598] have team battled MJ94, NezumiRyu, and Milquetoast [1068/1616] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/15 06:13:06] Milquetoast [62/556] has come upon unicron [410/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:48:51 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/03/15 17:03:40] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:48 towards level 51.
[09/03/15 19:02:47] Milquetoast [240/556] has come upon MetaNova [344/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/04/15 01:16:30] Milquetoast [280/556] has come upon Tenorman [394/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/04/15 10:40:57] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:53 towards level 51.
[09/05/15 02:23:45] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:56 from level 51.
[09/05/15 03:16:33] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:20 from level 51.
[09/05/15 05:19:39] mwhahaha, L235, and Heisenberg [1046/1574] have team battled Milquetoast, sasaniak, and simple [699/1833] and won! 0 days, 17:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 08:59:27] Milquetoast burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Milquetoast's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/15 23:51:36] dodobrain [86/268] has challenged Milquetoast [98/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[09/08/15 21:05:06] Chuck [241/468] has come upon Milquetoast [31/550] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:09:18 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/09/15 03:31:57] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:19 towards level 51.
[09/09/15 09:14:27] Milquetoast [209/562] has challenged Tesla [27/686] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/15 23:06:29] Krognar [26/116] has challenged Milquetoast [542/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Krognar's clock.
[09/10/15 01:16:51] Milquetoast, rharwood, and damyan [190/1971] have team battled Tenorman, Adar, and IdleMaster [1723/1732] and lost! 2 days, 04:59:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 06:16:07] rharwood, Milquetoast, and idisjunction [791/2113] have team battled yasdorian, Killerkid, and JustAPerson [201/1789] and won! 1 day, 19:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 20:11:19] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:27 towards level 52.
[09/13/15 20:03:24] Milquetoast EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:05 from level 52.
[09/14/15 12:17:23] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:04 towards level 52.
[09/14/15 15:12:03] Doctor, zbart, and splinny [1563/1928] have team battled Milquetoast, Majak, and RBecker [741/1395] and won! 1 day, 19:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/15 21:01:41] Milquetoast [139/562] has come upon Kinsmir [198/626] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:33:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/15/15 00:56:04] Milquetoast [206/562] has challenged yano [645/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/15/15 10:42:55] Cameron_D [947/1023] has come upon Milquetoast [548/562] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:09:18 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[09/16/15 02:42:57] Zaratustra, Pici, and damyan [921/2101] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and ajhgfa [648/1799] and won! 3 days, 06:53:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 11:38:36] Xyrael [169/193] has challenged Milquetoast [44/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from Xyrael's clock.
[09/17/15 04:52:37] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:43 towards level 52.
[09/17/15 11:47:01] sbp, merx, and Milquetoast [860/1718] have team battled elf, Asara, and Nofew [43/2572] and won! 0 days, 19:20:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 17:52:27] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:29 towards level 52.
[09/17/15 21:44:11] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:42 towards level 52.
[09/18/15 13:21:11] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:13 towards level 52.
[09/18/15 20:58:43] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:30 towards level 52.
[09/19/15 05:03:12] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:17 towards level 52.
[09/19/15 12:37:58] Milquetoast [354/562] has challenged prattmic [376/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/20/15 00:43:16] Milquetoast [475/562] has challenged Tenorman [824/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/20/15 05:24:59] Milquetoast [610/732] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [499/628] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/20/15 22:23:45] iynque [11/326] has challenged Milquetoast [75/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to iynque's clock.
[09/23/15 07:24:02] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:44 towards level 53.
[09/25/15 10:13:30] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:03 from level 53.
[09/29/15 04:58:00] vrillusions [611/996] has challenged Milquetoast [323/732] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:50:35 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[09/29/15 16:25:48] Mateusz [345/757] has come upon Milquetoast [151/732] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:59:25 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[09/29/15 22:56:14] Milquetoast [94/732] has come upon mwhahaha [455/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:34 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/30/15 22:48:54] KyloRen [215/277] has challenged Milquetoast [586/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/01/15 15:25:07] h00k, Milquetoast, and mwheeler [1453/2050] have team battled pants, honkybonky, and MadMan [907/1497] and won! 0 days, 12:50:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 05:19:09] VoidFox [166/567] has challenged Milquetoast [110/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:53 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[10/02/15 09:16:49] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:14 towards level 53.
[10/02/15 22:25:24] Milquetoast [326/732] has challenged lipek [738/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/03/15 15:41:42] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:18 towards level 53.
[10/03/15 18:58:56] r00f, idisjunction, and MontyZuma [1288/2482] have team battled kenyon, Milquetoast, and reim [2322/2436] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 19:54:28] kork, Andries, and CornFly [271/1877] have team battled MetaNova, Misza, and Milquetoast [943/2237] and lost! 4 days, 01:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 21:57:44] Milquetoast [285/732] has come upon Andries [170/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/04/15 08:39:25] Milquetoast lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:20 from level 53.
[10/04/15 12:33:33] Milquetoast [25/732] has challenged Universe [149/248] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/04/15 23:42:26] Milquetoast [371/732] has challenged ChasedSpade [234/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:44:05 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/05/15 14:12:24] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:59 towards level 54.
[10/06/15 06:37:43] andoruh [25/193] has challenged Milquetoast [694/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/06/15 07:54:09] vegadark [277/556] has challenged Milquetoast [168/732] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:41:33 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/06/15 14:41:38] Furry, brendan, pfoley, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/15 18:58:15] Milquetoast [350/732] has challenged kensington [318/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:41:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/07/15 03:56:11] Milquetoast [336/732] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [59/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:14:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/07/15 05:14:31] Milquetoast [120/732] has come upon shandor [319/723] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/08/15 16:10:48] ChiefRA, neurospex, and lipek [1264/2851] have team battled Crazycatlady, Milquetoast, and JustAPerson [444/1778] and won! 0 days, 18:40:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 00:30:55] KyloRen [243/323] has challenged Milquetoast [60/736] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[10/09/15 00:30:55] In the fierce battle, Milquetoast dropped his level 35 shield! KyloRen picks it up, tossing his old level 32 shield to Milquetoast.
[10/09/15 23:26:23] Milquetoast [191/733] has challenged KyloRen [163/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/10/15 11:07:53] ChiefRA, MidnightToker, and sedrik [443/1608] have team battled kenyon, Milquetoast, and NoodleCake [682/2192] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/15 23:30:31] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:38 towards level 54.
[10/11/15 03:36:55] SynthesizerPatel [185/664] has challenged Milquetoast [487/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:37 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/11/15 08:50:49] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:28 towards level 54.
[10/11/15 09:36:30] tmberg, Doctor, and Haquer [614/2259] have team battled Milquetoast, Misza, and kensington [1934/2238] and lost! 1 day, 08:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/15 09:39:09] Milquetoast [385/733] has challenged yasdorian [641/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/13/15 14:18:09] Milquetoast [370/733] has come upon pixelate [282/500] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:56:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/14/15 07:00:12] Milquetoast [343/733] has challenged SlowRiot [399/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/14/15 17:57:13] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:42:07 from level 55.
[10/15/15 10:56:45] Mateusz, Frogging101, and Milquetoast [614/2018] have team battled Gatewayy, Silvanus_Betrium, and reveal [471/1716] and won! 3 days, 11:58:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 22:33:36] lolwut, Milquetoast, and Killerkid [139/1977] have team battled Oooooog, AWildColin, and Bkid [660/1335] and lost! 1 day, 07:00:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/15 07:16:14] iLP, identd, and Milquetoast [1211/1783] have team battled Bkid, eva42, and Phoon [429/1423] and won! 0 days, 08:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/15 17:23:37] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:55:33 towards level 55.
[10/17/15 07:31:45] Milquetoast [470/733] has challenged a1291762 [231/975] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:01:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/17/15 18:12:46] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:11 towards level 55.
[10/18/15 01:35:25] Milquetoast [148/733] has come upon daemoneye [183/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:29:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/18/15 15:44:44] Tenorman [177/889] has challenged Milquetoast [167/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:56:38 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/19/15 02:29:13] Phoon [77/254] has challenged Milquetoast [33/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from Phoon's clock.
[10/19/15 07:49:58] Milquetoast [194/733] has challenged OvrdZe [33/159] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:49:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/19/15 13:55:01] andoruh [103/333] has challenged Milquetoast [150/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/20/15 22:39:35] Fluttershy [180/846] has come upon Milquetoast [468/733] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:30:29 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[10/20/15 23:20:27] Milquetoast [90/733] has come upon wallmani [347/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:40:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/21/15 09:04:15] Milquetoast, DelayedReactions, and Cenhinen [1131/1570] have team battled argus, idisjunction, and Frogging101 [1631/2127] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/15 15:00:46] wallmani, MetaNova, and identd [1199/1526] have team battled Tenorman, cirdan, and Milquetoast [1139/2410] and won! 1 day, 07:34:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 20:15:01] charitwo [406/526] has challenged Milquetoast [298/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:56:50 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[10/22/15 12:31:04] mudkip [7/14] has challenged Milquetoast [47/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to mudkip's clock.
[10/23/15 11:22:27] fattrat [757/758] has come upon Milquetoast [541/733] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:12:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/24/15 16:40:55] Milquetoast [81/733] has challenged noother [252/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:42:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/27/15 18:42:11] K0HAX [31/247] has challenged Milquetoast [640/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[10/27/15 23:29:56] jdb [53/263] has challenged Milquetoast [617/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to jdb's clock.
[10/28/15 12:18:15] grant050 [0/395] has challenged Milquetoast [188/733] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:37:48 is added to grant050's clock.

[10/30/15 07:55:50] OvrdZe [120/441] has come upon Milquetoast [85/733] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:22 is removed from OvrdZe's clock.
[10/30/15 13:12:15] Ggoes [152/225] has challenged Milquetoast [533/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[10/31/15 00:19:14] Ironhoof [173/184] has challenged Milquetoast [614/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[10/31/15 01:15:57] PinkiePie [396/442] has challenged Milquetoast [430/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[11/01/15 06:17:27] Milquetoast, Firien, and davidfg4 [346/2122] have team battled Adar, Douhet, and argus [1186/1670] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/15 11:58:19] Milquetoast [467/759] has challenged blind [172/795] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/01/15 11:58:19] In the fierce battle, blind dropped his level 72 ring! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing his old level 63 ring to blind.
[11/01/15 12:30:27] Glorfindel [270/790] has challenged Milquetoast [660/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:10 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[11/01/15 13:07:54] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:26 towards level 56.
[11/03/15 13:47:36] Milquetoast [331/768] has challenged Zero [396/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:23 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/03/15 14:47:57] iamzim [225/442] has challenged Milquetoast [83/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:32:29 is removed from iamzim's clock.
[11/03/15 19:44:40] Milquetoast [207/768] has come upon Ggoes [246/293] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:43:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/04/15 20:04:22] Milquetoast [517/768] has come upon JZTech101 [284/328] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:00:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/06/15 19:01:30] Milquetoast [73/768] has come upon astropoint [212/614] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:39:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/07/15 08:17:59] fattrat [690/764] has challenged Milquetoast [522/768] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:45:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/09/15 08:33:39] belugawhale [71/255] has challenged Milquetoast [241/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to belugawhale's clock.
[11/10/15 17:54:29] Milquetoast set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:35 from level 56.
[11/11/15 13:36:08] SpaceKookie [83/92] has challenged Milquetoast [326/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/11/15 21:06:00] clearcasting, Milquetoast, and SirMonkeybox [1857/2243] have team battled Chuck, Satoshi, and dxrt [1071/2295] and won! 1 day, 19:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 07:14:54] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:53 towards level 56.
[11/12/15 09:43:50] streak [284/290] has challenged Milquetoast [587/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to streak's clock.
[11/12/15 12:59:31] Milquetoast, agrajag, and robochot [1048/1818] have team battled mthw, Oooooog, and Killerkid [63/1697] and won! 0 days, 02:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 00:05:02] thomasross [6/16] has challenged Milquetoast [126/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to thomasross's clock.
[11/13/15 12:08:59] RistoUuranmaki [386/532] has challenged Milquetoast [216/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:40 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/18/15 04:59:05] Milquetoast [356/768] has come upon Sixbierehomme [394/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:17:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/15 04:55:22] vox [79/749] has come upon Milquetoast [125/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:25:21 is added to vox's clock.
[11/19/15 08:12:47] Milquetoast [34/768] has come upon sasaniak [243/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/15 17:01:16] Milquetoast [746/768] has come upon Furry [158/524] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:07:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/22/15 04:12:46] Milquetoast [366/768] has challenged argus [460/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/23/15 01:19:47] arlen [645/748] has challenged Milquetoast [42/768] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:23 is removed from arlen's clock.
[11/23/15 02:29:41] Meanz0r [18/172] has challenged Milquetoast [507/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Meanz0r's clock.
[11/23/15 11:29:16] Milquetoast [139/768] has come upon tmberg [73/844] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/24/15 04:09:40] Doctor, Heisenberg, and Bl4ckD34tH [1945/2020] have team battled petrichor, Milquetoast, and lipek [1491/2275] and won! 0 days, 13:39:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 12:09:51] Milquetoast [81/768] has challenged GreatRuby [390/422] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/15 23:31:42] CornFly, h00k, and Silvanus_Betrium [2465/2485] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and Zero [589/1889] and won! 0 days, 03:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 02:10:39] alexj [66/471] has challenged Milquetoast [680/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/26/15 08:47:24] Lowbow [265/393] has challenged Milquetoast [730/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:48 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[11/26/15 13:49:08] Milquetoast [36/768] has challenged Xyrael [220/806] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:14:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/15 00:37:28] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:59:00 from level 57.
[12/04/15 08:42:52] AngryParsley, Milquetoast, and Frogging101 [967/2144] have team battled kensington, yano, and pixelate [200/1691] and won! 2 days, 15:23:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/15 11:48:11] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:39:42 towards level 57.
[12/06/15 19:41:50] SmOkE_RU, PinkiePie, Milquetoast, and FakeWizard have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/15 02:25:38] Milquetoast [457/768] has come upon anal0g [358/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:24:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/15 13:12:12] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:17:24 from level 57.
[12/09/15 07:52:30] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:22:56 towards level 57.
[12/09/15 12:55:03] pants [39/426] has challenged Milquetoast [612/768] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:42:21 is added to pants's clock.
[12/09/15 14:50:21] Ironhoof, Boohbah, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [447/2072] have team battled reveal, Milquetoast, and SpaceKookie [91/1503] and won! 0 days, 12:00:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 22:05:17] Milquetoast [195/768] has come upon TauPan [69/314] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:45:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/09/15 22:05:17] Milquetoast has dealt TauPan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:33:43 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/09/15 22:09:34] Milquetoast [149/768] has come upon TauPan [299/314] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:00:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/10/15 02:00:10] master_j [218/641] has challenged Milquetoast [105/768] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:16:42 is removed from master_j's clock.
[12/10/15 13:04:27] Milquetoast [381/768] has challenged Oooooog [389/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/10/15 13:32:00] grant050, KyloRen, and RBecker [241/1608] have team battled TauPan, belugawhale, and Milquetoast [274/1476] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 15:43:30] Pogor [45/47] has challenged Milquetoast [409/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Pogor's clock.
[12/11/15 08:36:12] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:26 towards level 57.
[12/12/15 06:06:14] Milquetoast [731/768] has come upon Asara [691/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:42:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/12/15 09:58:16] DesertStorm, reveal, and argus [543/1441] have team battled MrGlass, rharwood, and Milquetoast [871/1785] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/15 01:16:42] anal0g, Bkid, and Milquetoast [1581/1701] have team battled Globalirc, TauPan, and darkmage [1369/1699] and won! 0 days, 00:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/15 03:06:20] Milquetoast [76/768] has come upon Avon [30/1106] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:44:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/13/15 05:53:24] FakeWizard [393/463] has come upon Milquetoast [91/768] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:17:27 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/13/15 14:33:20] Milquetoast [624/768] has challenged lux [430/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:59:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/13/15 14:33:20] In the fierce battle, lux dropped his level 97 tunic! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing his old level 35 tunic to lux.
[12/17/15 02:38:19] Milquetoast [116/830] has come upon zankore [551/602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/17/15 18:03:53] Milquetoast reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Milquetoast's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/15 05:50:58] Milquetoast [435/833] has come upon grant050 [265/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:18:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/19/15 14:43:38] Diitto, kork, and Petri [807/1643] have team battled pfoley, Milquetoast, and Agent86 [157/2155] and won! 0 days, 05:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 20:00:10] Milquetoast [287/865] has challenged DesertStorm [334/414] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/20/15 07:37:56] Milquetoast [658/865] has challenged Majak [176/423] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:46:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/20/15 15:41:10] Milquetoast [527/865] has challenged damyan [131/772] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:41:17 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/21/15 00:02:42] Milquetoast lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:37 from level 58.
[12/22/15 10:58:36] Milquetoast [119/865] has come upon m0shbear [511/716] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:40:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/23/15 03:45:52] Sixbierehomme, Plasmastar, Milquetoast, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/15 19:05:07] Milquetoast, SlowRiot, and Gmane [168/1887] have team battled Kable, Pici, and Asara [788/2212] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/15 06:34:43] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:54:55 from level 58.
[12/26/15 18:25:53] Milquetoast sharpened the edge of his weapon! Milquetoast's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/15 22:41:47] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:51 towards level 58.
[12/28/15 23:48:42] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:23:00 towards level 58.
[12/30/15 02:29:44] Milquetoast [743/898] has come upon aucg [406/714] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:32:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/15 10:23:39] Milquetoast [183/898] has come upon KeboDK [105/284] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:33:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/15 23:37:41] Totengeist, Ttech, and Milquetoast [2458/3068] have team battled brendan, Senka, and allo [1479/2018] and won! 1 day, 01:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/16 02:35:49] Milquetoast [725/898] has come upon magnetik [254/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:54:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/03/16 04:21:29] Milquetoast [199/898] has come upon bigjay [586/782] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/03/16 05:53:06] Zythan [15/23] has challenged Milquetoast [112/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/03/16 08:03:21] polycaprolactam [71/191] has challenged Milquetoast [594/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to polycaprolactam's clock.
[01/03/16 17:07:14] pico [159/373] has challenged Milquetoast [683/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to pico's clock.
[01/03/16 20:05:04] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:07 from level 58.
[01/05/16 06:10:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 02:29:56 toward level 58.
[01/05/16 10:07:00] Milquetoast [508/898] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [198/1014] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/05/16 12:02:01] Milquetoast, discopig, and FakeWizard [957/2179] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Abs0x00, and KyloRen [794/1576] and won! 0 days, 05:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 08:42:24] Milquetoast [207/898] has challenged 0rion [174/333] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:17:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/06/16 08:42:24] Milquetoast has dealt 0rion a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:10:23 is added to 0rion's clock.
[01/06/16 09:52:30] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:46 towards level 59.
[01/06/16 14:56:20] Milquetoast [633/898] has come upon Meta [385/663] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:06:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/06/16 21:22:27] Furry [513/533] has challenged Milquetoast [853/898] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Furry's clock.
[01/07/16 09:28:59] Milquetoast [756/898] has challenged PiotrekD [403/595] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:19:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/09/16 11:19:38] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:05 towards level 59.
[01/10/16 23:16:37] freeboson, lipek, and kapitanluffy [1326/2575] have team battled pico, Milquetoast, and mthw [1079/1885] and won! 1 day, 18:48:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 06:56:18] kenyon, lux, and discopig [1361/2684] have team battled Ladon, honkybonky, and Milquetoast [1657/2455] and lost! 0 days, 06:15:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 09:21:44] yasdorian, Frogging101, and Milquetoast [1085/1968] have team battled mthw, Andries, and Virtual [1335/1934] and lost! 3 days, 11:45:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 15:56:01] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:02 towards level 59.
[01/11/16 17:38:08] Petri, discopig, and tiwake [888/2223] have team battled r00f, thesleepingrozek, and Milquetoast [1594/1792] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 18:18:33] Milquetoast, LordH, and alexj [262/1854] have team battled Asara, pixelate, and kensington [1221/1834] and lost! 2 days, 16:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/16 06:30:18] Onceuponaban [313/332] has challenged Milquetoast [316/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Onceuponaban's clock.
[01/14/16 21:37:56] Milquetoast [251/902] has challenged alexj [26/471] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:08:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/15/16 01:42:51] joek, Milquetoast, and sasaniak [1924/2107] have team battled Darky, holloway, and charitwo [1123/1708] and won! 1 day, 08:32:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/16 12:19:24] zokko [224/486] has challenged Milquetoast [72/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from zokko's clock.
[01/16/16 05:25:29] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:29 towards level 59.
[01/22/16 00:41:54] RistoUuranmaki [110/506] has challenged Milquetoast [662/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:17:13 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/22/16 13:31:48] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:24 towards level 59.
[01/23/16 07:25:36] Tatepon, Milquetoast, and splinny [206/1662] have team battled grooverider, Tenorman, and rxcomm [1589/2153] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/16 18:31:58] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and FrodoTheHobbit [905/2320] have team battled rxcomm, woonack, and Senka [2/1714] and won! 0 days, 04:24:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 20:08:05] Milquetoast [768/902] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [401/1014] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:46:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/24/16 12:03:55] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:14 towards level 59.
[01/24/16 17:06:06] tiwake [309/985] has challenged Milquetoast [795/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:40 is added to tiwake's clock.
[01/25/16 17:56:35] theemstra, godog, and sjums_the_great [1081/1638] have team battled jenksy, lux, and Milquetoast [1045/2125] and won! 0 days, 20:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/16 04:37:57] Ttech [901/1365] has challenged Milquetoast [886/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:40:15 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/29/16 02:46:14] Milquetoast [158/902] has challenged Oooooog [3/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/29/16 07:03:10] Milquetoast [889/902] has come upon KeboDK [382/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/29/16 11:41:36] Milquetoast [860/902] has challenged SlowRiot [713/962] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/30/16 15:31:42] Milquetoast [867/902] has come upon pants [362/562] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:06:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/30/16 16:21:09] nitzer, joek, and ryushe [1163/2113] have team battled Milquetoast, Meta, and Scar3cr0w [785/2292] and won! 0 days, 09:43:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 20:04:59] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:28 towards level 60.
[01/31/16 01:08:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 5 days, 16:02:33 toward level 60.
[01/31/16 08:33:11] Petri, splinny, and Milquetoast [1053/1950] have team battled vox, vegadark, and MontyZuma [45/2125] and won! 0 days, 04:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 13:52:38] Milquetoast [630/902] has come upon elf [139/840] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:28:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/04/16 02:05:47] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:21 towards level 60.
[02/04/16 02:41:21] honkybonky [293/726] has challenged Milquetoast [227/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:16:56 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[02/04/16 18:00:45] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:20 towards level 60.
[02/05/16 11:44:34] Sohnae, vegadark, and freeboson [1161/1498] have team battled Jareeta, vrillusions, and Milquetoast [1733/2956] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/16 12:41:09] Milquetoast [472/902] has come upon Nyarlathotep [159/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:37:23 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/08/16 17:21:13] Milquetoast [688/902] has come upon blizgerg [74/798] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:45:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/08/16 20:23:51] seek [505/759] has challenged Milquetoast [859/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:38:06 is added to seek's clock.
[02/08/16 22:24:36] IdleMaster [246/454] has challenged Milquetoast [616/902] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:19:51 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/09/16 10:36:46] Gmane, jenksy, and Str1ngS [685/1459] have team battled Satoshi, Milquetoast, and Evrial [926/2288] and lost! 0 days, 20:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 12:29:57] Sixbierehomme [428/784] has challenged Milquetoast [649/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:14 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[02/09/16 18:15:24] Milquetoast, astropoint, and KyloRen [1924/2188] have team battled Simie, yano, and sjums_the_great [153/1869] and won! 0 days, 18:09:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 05:42:30] Milquetoast [16/902] has come upon Bkid [141/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:50:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/10/16 15:04:15] rharwood [86/686] has come upon Milquetoast [799/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:43:16 is added to rharwood's clock.
[02/10/16 20:51:06] Milquetoast [52/902] has come upon Alys [45/312] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:00:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/10/16 22:43:01] Milquetoast [494/902] has challenged Agent86 [483/663] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:10:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/12/16 06:13:41] Brom [84/671] has challenged Milquetoast [142/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:49:16 is added to Brom's clock.
[02/13/16 12:29:57] Milquetoast [486/902] has come upon Plasmastar [229/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/13/16 15:25:47] naw [254/557] has challenged Milquetoast [408/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:35:02 is added to naw's clock.
[02/13/16 16:33:28] Milquetoast [42/902] has come upon plaller [406/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/13/16 17:50:16] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:30 from level 60.
[02/13/16 23:41:43] Gmane, eva42, and Sixbierehomme [578/1983] have team battled lipek, hannesenator, and Milquetoast [689/2909] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 23:48:09] Milquetoast [165/902] has challenged Douhet [634/772] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/14/16 04:14:47] jimmydorry [211/282] has challenged Milquetoast [782/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to jimmydorry's clock.
[02/15/16 03:01:13] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:58:14 from level 61.
[02/15/16 09:17:47] Milquetoast, Mateusz, and Ladon [1229/2530] have team battled Hydrogenum, Majak, and Andries [126/1401] and won! 3 days, 23:30:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 03:11:04] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:03:46 towards level 61.
[02/17/16 16:17:57] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:11:18 towards level 61.
[02/17/16 21:12:33] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:27:41 towards level 61.
[02/18/16 02:05:50] Satoshi [444/814] has challenged Milquetoast [396/902] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:47:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/18/16 03:40:04] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:41:11 towards level 61.
[02/19/16 01:14:10] RistoUuranmaki [341/560] has challenged Milquetoast [370/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:46:45 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/19/16 11:28:33] Milquetoast [33/902] has come upon nitzer [406/756] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:31:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/19/16 12:43:34] kier [242/733] has come upon Milquetoast [631/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:28:59 is added to kier's clock.
[02/19/16 13:41:00] double [84/586] has challenged Milquetoast [58/902] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from double's clock.
[02/19/16 22:44:47] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:58:53 from level 61.
[02/20/16 00:22:37] Milquetoast [688/902] has challenged Virtual [241/836] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:14:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/20/16 02:09:28] Regnor, soltys, and grooverider [1877/2333] have team battled MadHatter, Furry, and Milquetoast [1338/1931] and won! 2 days, 05:33:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 07:32:30] Milquetoast [479/902] has come upon himuraken [1/261] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:47:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/22/16 23:21:36] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:58 towards level 61.
[02/24/16 06:22:14] fraq [94/960] has challenged Milquetoast [683/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to fraq's clock.
[02/24/16 11:20:36] Milquetoast [61/902] has come upon Kable [300/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:44:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/24/16 16:28:29] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:37 towards level 61.
[02/25/16 07:08:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 5 days, 05:47:32 toward level 61.
[02/25/16 11:32:00] Scar3cr0w, Birdbones, and Milquetoast [2452/2669] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and Diitto [965/2704] and won! 2 days, 10:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 14:12:14] Kable [207/857] has challenged Milquetoast [151/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:00:45 is removed from Kable's clock.
[02/27/16 09:38:04] Nyarlathotep, Virtual, and Diitto [1669/2447] have team battled sasaniak, Plasmastar, and Milquetoast [652/1907] and won! 2 days, 16:43:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/16 05:04:02] Milquetoast, pants, and sjefen6 [1582/1789] have team battled masterme120, m0shbear, and Antutuuuuu [835/1304] and won! 1 day, 15:06:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 16:40:48] Totengeist [442/800] has challenged Milquetoast [377/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:53 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[03/01/16 09:04:48] Pascal [154/228] has challenged Milquetoast [710/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Pascal's clock.
[03/01/16 21:01:26] Kable, Milquetoast, and Kronos [1462/2168] have team battled hannesenator, SlowRiot, and yasdorian [757/2362] and won! 0 days, 12:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/16 17:44:08] Milquetoast, Gerdesas, and Globalirc [1862/2125] have team battled sjefen6, Crazycatlady, and gipyelrah [1540/1798] and won! 0 days, 06:13:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 05:51:09] SynthesizerPatel, SudoKing, and Milquetoast [371/2380] have team battled BURUT, yasdorian, and magnetik [1576/1640] and lost! 1 day, 21:15:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/16 22:35:50] Milquetoast [37/902] has come upon kensington [401/540] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:56:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/05/16 18:08:05] robox, MetaNova, Totengeist, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/16 21:41:42] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:52 towards level 61.
[03/07/16 22:28:45] dindinx, Pascal, and Andries [659/1462] have team battled bootdisk, argus, and Milquetoast [93/1899] and won! 0 days, 04:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 03:18:09] identd, theemstra, and SlowRiot [1372/2081] have team battled PinkiePie, magnetik, and Milquetoast [1952/1981] and lost! 2 days, 03:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/16 09:05:02] Milquetoast [72/902] has challenged kenyon [867/1334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/08/16 13:06:25] Kronos [212/429] has challenged Milquetoast [517/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:17 is added to Kronos's clock.
[03/08/16 16:42:08] Milquetoast [652/902] has come upon Babar [867/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:23:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/09/16 03:27:16] pixelate, SynthesizerPatel, and pants [42/1875] have team battled jenksy, kusuriya, and Milquetoast [1875/2006] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/16 14:45:24] Milquetoast, Asara, and Nix [610/2074] have team battled SirMonkeybox, tspange, and aucg [1848/2026] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/16 11:39:02] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:29 from level 61.
[03/12/16 04:20:46] Milquetoast [232/902] has come upon Tratos [188/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/13/16 04:09:57] Milquetoast lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:09 from level 61.
[03/13/16 10:12:52] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:25 towards level 61.
[03/13/16 11:41:43] Milquetoast, Simie, and Nofew [486/2691] have team battled pants, tmberg, and grant050 [382/2114] and won! 0 days, 10:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 04:41:44] Milquetoast, Tratos, and pipework [177/1685] have team battled tmberg, sjefen6, and himuraken [412/1637] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/16 09:56:02] double [101/596] has challenged Milquetoast [308/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:56:11 is added to double's clock.
[03/14/16 20:28:11] Chuck, Milquetoast, and FakeWizard [1123/1934] have team battled soltys, kork, and CornFly [402/1976] and won! 0 days, 02:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 06:44:31] Milquetoast [421/905] has challenged Tenorman [247/801] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/16/16 09:49:04] roy, Meta, and jdb [1458/1834] have team battled Ttech, Milquetoast, and r00f [1663/3279] and lost! 1 day, 11:40:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/16 13:15:35] Milquetoast [74/905] has come upon Str1ngS [171/403] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:35:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/18/16 02:27:38] Milquetoast [328/905] has challenged Tenorman [347/801] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:55:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/18/16 05:28:42] Str1ngS [215/403] has challenged Milquetoast [188/905] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:58:13 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[03/18/16 07:11:26] Milquetoast [822/905] has come upon Asara [58/814] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:17:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/18/16 18:09:59] Firien, pixelate, and sjefen6 [13/1425] have team battled zokko, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [651/2318] and lost! 2 days, 08:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 18:41:54] MetaNova [332/500] has challenged Milquetoast [408/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:50 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/19/16 21:58:50] Tratos [113/320] has challenged Milquetoast [628/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/20/16 00:43:57] sbp [483/611] has challenged Milquetoast [794/905] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:40:11 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/20/16 17:04:01] Milquetoast [869/905] has come upon sartan [384/998] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:16:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/21/16 13:44:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 22 days, 20:13:07 toward level 62.
[03/21/16 17:58:29] pants [361/708] has challenged Milquetoast [647/905] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:48:32 is added to pants's clock.
[03/21/16 23:51:35] irix, Milquetoast, and Killerkid [1338/2826] have team battled m0shbear, d34th, and Crysters [1507/2010] and lost! 1 day, 23:14:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 12:58:14] Mirc0p, himuraken, and Frogging101 [794/1482] have team battled Diitto, Milquetoast, and MollyMalone [844/2254] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 21:59:06] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:37 towards level 62.
[03/23/16 06:49:07] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:14 towards level 62.
[03/23/16 08:15:42] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:30 towards level 62.
[03/23/16 11:13:01] ElectRo [808/1219] has challenged Milquetoast [47/905] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:31:03 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[03/24/16 04:31:18] vrillusions, Milquetoast, thesleepingrozek, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/16 18:19:26] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:39 towards level 62.
[03/25/16 06:19:24] donut [179/334] has challenged Milquetoast [109/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:00 is removed from donut's clock.
[03/25/16 06:19:24] In the fierce battle, Milquetoast dropped his level 72 ring! donut picks it up, tossing his old level 20 ring to Milquetoast.
[03/25/16 07:37:39] aucg, elf, and astropoint [142/2168] have team battled m0shbear, Scar3cr0w, and Milquetoast [696/2251] and lost! 2 days, 11:50:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/16 04:10:59] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:40 from level 62.
[03/27/16 01:43:40] irix [556/1069] has challenged Milquetoast [598/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:47:04 is added to irix's clock.
[03/27/16 18:15:07] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:14 towards level 62.
[03/30/16 10:11:58] Milquetoast [670/853] has challenged Fluttershy [780/1066] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/30/16 20:18:49] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:18 towards level 62.
[03/31/16 14:23:26] Milquetoast [494/916] has challenged abra0 [228/572] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/01/16 16:35:27] Cypher, GilbertErik, and Agent86 [1518/2156] have team battled Pokota, Meta, and Milquetoast [1032/1888] and won! 0 days, 07:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/16 21:20:26] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:19:01 towards level 63.
[04/02/16 02:37:08] Mirc0p [361/527] has challenged Milquetoast [859/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[04/02/16 04:18:24] Milquetoast [242/916] has come upon HeavyPodda [785/910] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:23:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/02/16 09:51:13] sloth [44/68] has challenged Milquetoast [92/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to sloth's clock.
[04/02/16 10:08:29] Smockage, theemstra, and fattrat [99/1666] have team battled Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and SudoKing [2324/2499] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 11:47:16] Milquetoast [487/916] has come upon Diitto [870/1157] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:48:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/02/16 19:08:05] CornFly, Ttech, and Milquetoast [3007/3232] have team battled AngryParsley, eva42, and gipyelrah [2186/3072] and won! 1 day, 06:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 00:07:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 11 days, 01:19:30 toward level 63.
[04/03/16 18:42:32] Milquetoast [895/916] has come upon Crysters [121/410] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:58:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/03/16 21:26:51] Milquetoast [509/916] has come upon SudoKing [135/662] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:07:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/04/16 10:55:33] jenksy, damyan, and Milquetoast [88/2403] have team battled Agent86, SlowRiot, and MollyMalone [894/2115] and lost! 4 days, 20:37:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/16 16:45:14] Milquetoast [802/916] has come upon SirMonkeybox [473/638] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:58:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/06/16 15:20:29] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:10:19 towards level 63.
[04/06/16 21:32:09] FireBeastX [3/41] has challenged Milquetoast [329/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to FireBeastX's clock.
[04/06/16 21:44:34] Stokim [43/157] has challenged Milquetoast [162/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to Stokim's clock.
[04/07/16 18:15:22] Milquetoast [763/916] has come upon Antutuuuuu [353/470] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:14:41 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/10/16 08:01:08] Milquetoast [693/916] has come upon hannesenator [59/821] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/13/16 06:28:33] vox [458/834] has come upon Milquetoast [438/916] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:16:57 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/13/16 10:50:40] Milquetoast [528/916] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [46/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:34:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/13/16 18:50:31] Lemelisk, vrillusions, and mordac [511/2463] have team battled Milquetoast, PiotrekD, and Agent86 [139/2210] and won! 0 days, 16:26:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/16 03:11:35] Milquetoast [77/916] has come upon Pithlit [411/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:35:33 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/15/16 10:41:41] Milquetoast [243/916] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [197/654] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:50:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/16/16 12:59:09] Milquetoast [459/916] has come upon ville [284/625] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/17/16 14:55:28] Darky, Milquetoast, and soltys [47/2319] have team battled KeboDK, bl4ckscor3, and Adar [1040/2026] and lost! 1 day, 04:35:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/16 05:13:48] Milquetoast [884/916] has come upon MetaNova [374/488] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:50:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/20/16 12:51:38] Milquetoast fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Milquetoast's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/16 15:47:04] mecorx [106/143] has challenged Milquetoast [775/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to mecorx's clock.
[04/22/16 19:03:38] Regnor, IdleMaster, and Milquetoast [1110/2241] have team battled Ironhoof, hannesenator, and fraq [739/2286] and won! 0 days, 10:11:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 22:52:29] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:55 towards level 63.
[04/26/16 01:40:19] Milquetoast [742/905] has challenged pixelate [60/547] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/26/16 13:46:28] sasaniak [578/658] has challenged Milquetoast [696/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/27/16 03:58:43] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:37:12 from level 64.
[04/27/16 15:54:39] soltys, arlen, and Milquetoast [590/2517] have team battled sjefen6, DoomedExistence, and Babar [1432/1625] and lost! 2 days, 09:40:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/16 13:30:41] Milquetoast [675/905] has come upon IdleMaster [432/479] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:00:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/29/16 21:54:44] suterismus, Bladerunner, and SarahD [776/2143] have team battled KeboDK, Milquetoast, and Gmane [1212/2075] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/16 17:44:45] Lios, HeavyPodda, and babilen [2129/2146] have team battled gipyelrah, Evrial, and Milquetoast [1646/2606] and won! 0 days, 11:31:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 07:31:39] Milquetoast [373/905] has challenged grooverider [795/894] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:40:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/16 12:23:47] TheVoid, Ttech, and a1291762 [1990/2821] have team battled Milquetoast, suterismus, and jdb [464/2721] and won! 0 days, 05:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 06:54:27] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:06:39 towards level 64.
[05/02/16 09:20:59] Milquetoast got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:53:04 from level 64.
[05/02/16 11:57:42] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:11 towards level 64.
[05/03/16 14:01:38] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:06:48 from level 64.
[05/03/16 17:54:27] SynthesizerPatel [410/742] has challenged Milquetoast [674/905] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:25:44 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/06/16 22:27:44] PinkiePie, Milquetoast, and bigjay [2296/2330] have team battled bheesham, m0shbear, and bl4ckscor3 [357/1683] and won! 4 days, 16:10:34 is removed from their clocks.

[05/09/16 02:36:56] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:06:39 towards level 64.
[05/09/16 15:11:58] nhandler [316/482] has challenged Milquetoast [712/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to nhandler's clock.
[05/09/16 15:32:33] bootdisk, gabriel, and AngryParsley [542/2499] have team battled Milquetoast, SirMonkeybox, and Ttech [572/3162] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/16 15:09:50] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:37:04 from level 64.
[05/11/16 23:45:15] Furry, desspugne, and damyan [2047/2343] have team battled Str1ngS, Milquetoast, and Lemelisk [1358/2456] and won! 1 day, 14:27:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 03:08:26] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:47:32 towards level 64.
[05/12/16 10:24:36] Antutuuuuu, zigzag, and Cenhinen [705/1324] have team battled grooverider, FakeWizard, and Milquetoast [1712/2355] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 14:32:48] eva42, Milquetoast, and Brom [351/2605] have team battled KyloRen, zokko, and vox [1712/2060] and lost! 0 days, 08:51:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 06:17:11] dax [304/377] has challenged Milquetoast [7/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from dax's clock.
[05/15/16 18:40:55] Milquetoast, AbacusAvenger, and tmberg [516/2255] have team battled Evrial, beefnog, and Pascal [575/1734] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 12:04:15] Eldoreth [7/16] has challenged Milquetoast [329/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/17/16 14:00:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 6 days, 00:46:20 toward level 64.
[05/17/16 15:07:32] theZoMBiE [82/492] has challenged Milquetoast [258/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/17/16 20:09:55] Milquetoast [842/905] has come upon Bvarne [207/689] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:42:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/16 06:46:56] Milquetoast [904/905] has challenged Pascal [44/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:38:58 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/16 10:33:33] Milquetoast spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Milquetoast's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/16 22:20:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:06:02 from level 64.
[05/21/16 05:13:03] godog [410/651] has come upon Milquetoast [338/895] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:07:53 is removed from godog's clock.
[05/21/16 14:41:29] Milquetoast [283/895] has come upon roy [504/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:19:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/22/16 20:17:44] himuraken, tehdude, and vrillusions [552/1839] have team battled DesertStorm, Schrodinger, and Milquetoast [1250/1948] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 06:49:40] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:15 towards level 64.
[05/24/16 07:54:15] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:08 towards level 64.
[05/24/16 10:43:56] idisjunction [477/910] has challenged Milquetoast [827/895] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:28:52 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/25/16 20:38:41] Eldoreth [184/290] has challenged Milquetoast [429/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/27/16 15:51:20] InfoCor [41/55] has challenged Milquetoast [558/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to InfoCor's clock.
[05/28/16 10:19:57] Milquetoast [272/895] has challenged Sage [204/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:14:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/29/16 07:16:16] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:45:16 from level 64.
[05/30/16 20:57:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 3 days, 10:54:55 toward level 64.
[05/31/16 04:49:06] Milquetoast [39/895] has come upon CornFly [50/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/31/16 09:46:45] Milquetoast [631/895] has challenged Ttech [949/1393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/31/16 12:36:16] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:33 from level 64.
[06/01/16 02:05:25] bigjay, Milquetoast, and Babar [2461/2889] have team battled fattrat, XenGi, and Sixbierehomme [2169/2232] and won! 0 days, 00:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/16 05:54:23] Milquetoast [410/895] has challenged joek [63/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/01/16 12:41:56] Milquetoast [296/895] has challenged identd [324/641] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/01/16 18:22:59] zid, RistoUuranmaki, and Lemelisk [446/2546] have team battled Milquetoast, Asara, and kenyon [485/3053] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 03:03:24] Milquetoast, damyan, and vBm [7/1983] have team battled honkybonky, colints, and Str1ngS [276/1437] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/16 22:32:24] woonack [234/497] has come upon Milquetoast [657/895] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:35:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/05/16 19:25:21] PiMp0r, KeboDK, and Milquetoast [912/2143] have team battled yasdorian, kensington, and sjums_the_great [735/1647] and won! 0 days, 04:31:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/16 01:03:50] Milquetoast burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Milquetoast's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/16 03:27:42] SarahD, kenyon, and Gatewayy [213/2778] have team battled Regnor, Killerkid, and Milquetoast [1152/2625] and lost! 1 day, 01:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/16 06:34:05] Milquetoast [277/890] has come upon MontyZuma [286/1041] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:32:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/16 04:36:33] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:08:32 from level 65.
[06/10/16 15:23:47] iViLe, Milquetoast, and Misza [618/2834] have team battled daemoneye, sloth, and yano [1045/1756] and lost! 3 days, 05:02:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 20:11:26] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:50:52 towards level 65.
[06/12/16 02:40:16] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:50:28 towards level 65.
[06/12/16 05:37:03] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:19:53 from level 65.
[06/12/16 17:20:00] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:40:22 from level 65.
[06/14/16 05:21:01] Milquetoast [791/890] has come upon Killerkid [376/878] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:24:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/14/16 06:14:36] Milquetoast [24/890] has come upon RBecker [591/731] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:39:35 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/14/16 08:56:14] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:07:25 from level 65.
[06/15/16 08:08:53] Kiesteel, Andries, and grooverider [1555/2109] have team battled Milquetoast, magnetik, and MetaNova [1385/1895] and won! 0 days, 00:09:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/16 08:08:14] Milquetoast, Bradicus, and TauPan [765/1552] have team battled ville, Regnor, and DrOfBaconNomics [1864/2252] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/16 06:08:57] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:49:17 towards level 65.
[06/18/16 18:37:38] fattrat, Killerkid, and Agent86 [811/2100] have team battled PersonalJ, Milquetoast, and Xyrael [1550/2154] and lost! 2 days, 08:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 22:23:29] holloway, Brainiac, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/16 03:58:36] theemstra, identd, and magnetik [68/1705] have team battled Ironhoof, GilbertErik, and Milquetoast [1302/2205] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 05:03:02] tspange, Babar, and jdb [1625/2509] have team battled RBecker, Milquetoast, and ruan [1560/1965] and won! 0 days, 01:57:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/16 12:23:41] Milquetoast [706/890] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [101/478] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:07:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/19/16 12:51:57] DrOfBaconNomics [519/635] has challenged Milquetoast [786/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:03 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[06/20/16 05:30:46] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:44:36 towards level 65.
[06/20/16 12:33:51] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:28:57 towards level 65.
[06/20/16 23:04:08] Milquetoast [20/890] has challenged zankore [478/635] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:15:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/21/16 09:15:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 13 days, 08:26:28 toward level 65.
[06/22/16 09:05:28] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:14 towards level 65.
[06/22/16 11:35:41] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:09:43 from level 65.
[06/22/16 21:39:16] Milquetoast [29/890] has come upon Xenthys [501/689] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/23/16 02:58:32] roy, Xenthys, and vrillusions [336/2260] have team battled Agent86, Milquetoast, and Babar [1412/2448] and lost! 1 day, 15:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 07:59:32] Frogging101, Tenorman, and Satoshi [1861/2065] have team battled WallIdl, Herb_Tarlek, and Milquetoast [1065/1910] and won! 2 days, 01:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 08:24:49] Milquetoast [98/890] has challenged keeper_c [805/1170] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:51:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/23/16 12:01:14] prime, Milquetoast, and dodobrain [1612/1904] have team battled gabriel, abra0, and PinkiePie [450/2337] and won! 0 days, 10:49:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/16 17:10:06] Milquetoast EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:12 from level 65.
[06/26/16 04:01:07] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:27 towards level 65.
[06/26/16 07:55:05] Milquetoast [730/890] has come upon blizgerg [764/809] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:58:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/27/16 06:18:14] Milquetoast [701/890] has come upon yano [431/614] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:13:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/27/16 07:07:56] Milquetoast, Tenorman, and Birdbones [1390/2728] have team battled SchrodingersScat, GilbertErik, and Pokota [253/1591] and won! 1 day, 08:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 07:57:08] Milquetoast [322/890] has come upon FakeWizard [84/556] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/30/16 13:23:39] Milquetoast [121/890] has come upon droogie [515/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/30/16 22:59:57] MadMan, Cameron_D, and Jagon [1406/2142] have team battled darkmage, Xenthys, and Milquetoast [830/2397] and won! 0 days, 00:54:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 08:17:10] Milquetoast misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:49 from level 65.
[07/01/16 23:59:41] hannesenator [140/822] has challenged Milquetoast [475/890] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/02/16 08:27:37] Scar3cr0w, pico, jenksy, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/16 04:48:09] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:35 towards level 65.
[07/04/16 19:18:51] Milquetoast, BURUT, and a1291762 [1143/2796] have team battled zokko, RBecker, and Pokota [17/1859] and won! 0 days, 00:01:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 21:47:20] Milquetoast [819/890] has come upon kier [609/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:36:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/05/16 15:00:31] Milquetoast [536/890] has come upon RBecker [274/731] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:37:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/05/16 15:54:32] fattrat, Sir_Lemming, and Milquetoast [105/2153] have team battled shandor, allo, and d34th [373/2224] and lost! 0 days, 19:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/16 15:25:59] Milquetoast [668/890] has come upon KyloRen [666/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:26:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/06/16 21:26:11] Milquetoast [54/890] has come upon NoodleCake [258/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/07/16 18:13:26] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:16 towards level 65.
[07/08/16 10:32:40] Milquetoast [702/890] has challenged Oooooog [296/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/08/16 19:38:29] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:39 from level 65.
[07/09/16 03:03:23] Oooooog, darkmage, and prime [1122/1835] have team battled irix, Milquetoast, and vegadark [1248/2332] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 08:14:06] Bradicus [165/379] has challenged Milquetoast [791/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[07/09/16 19:40:59] Milquetoast [673/890] has challenged Eiam [419/701] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/11/16 04:18:53] roy, Jim, and MJ94 [966/1573] have team battled Xenthys, Milquetoast, and JensRex [1360/2063] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/16 11:49:50] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:39:22 towards level 66.
[07/12/16 18:42:27] Kussie [419/513] has come upon Milquetoast [170/890] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:36:22 is removed from Kussie's clock.
[07/13/16 07:04:35] bootdisk [325/424] has come upon Milquetoast [421/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:50:50 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[07/13/16 11:19:35] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:18:47 towards level 66.
[07/16/16 02:39:37] Milquetoast was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:16:57 from level 66.
[07/16/16 16:31:12] kensington, WallIdl, and Tratos [387/2185] have team battled Milquetoast, SynthesizerPatel, and Bvarne [1504/2393] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/16 06:11:58] Milquetoast [591/890] has come upon zankore [518/742] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:58:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/18/16 16:03:55] Doctor, RistoUuranmaki, and Milquetoast [240/2447] have team battled cirdan, Mjolnir, and unicron [1491/1795] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/16 17:34:58] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:47:47 towards level 66.
[07/19/16 21:17:03] Milquetoast [60/890] has come upon Majak [411/413] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:53:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/20/16 15:11:44] Milquetoast [2/890] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [640/647] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:52:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/21/16 07:55:12] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:19:51 towards level 66.
[07/22/16 06:04:42] yano [597/614] has challenged Milquetoast [155/890] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:47:27 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/25/16 15:00:42] Milquetoast [428/890] has come upon HeavyPodda [133/922] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:07:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/26/16 07:23:42] Milquetoast, jenksy, and zid [2135/2615] have team battled grooverider, Kussie, and elf [786/2372] and won! 3 days, 12:56:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 23:48:12] kier [310/825] has challenged Milquetoast [390/890] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:56:32 is added to kier's clock.
[07/27/16 01:06:03] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:23 towards level 66.
[07/28/16 07:38:02] Milquetoast [240/890] has come upon simple [543/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:37:21 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/28/16 08:51:35] Milquetoast [667/890] has come upon Ironhoof [207/825] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:11:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/29/16 15:32:23] Ladon, MetaNova, and pixelate [1504/1972] have team battled tmberg, Milquetoast, and Andries [540/2366] and won! 0 days, 09:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/16 17:08:25] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:44 from level 66.
[07/29/16 22:15:04] damyan [90/975] has challenged Milquetoast [836/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:42:23 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/30/16 03:03:03] Milquetoast [658/908] has come upon Pokota [229/576] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:10:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/31/16 16:31:21] Milquetoast [346/908] has challenged yur [470/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/01/16 01:45:26] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:20 towards level 66.
[08/01/16 17:49:29] Milquetoast [655/908] has come upon blizgerg [68/832] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:23:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/03/16 09:25:17] Tenorman, Pithlit, and JensRex [389/1766] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Doctor, and Milquetoast [1523/2743] and lost! 7 days, 01:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/16 17:29:01] Milquetoast, Lios, and Frogging101 [2147/2234] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, woonack, and Jagon [36/1518] and won! 1 day, 09:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/16 17:30:43] Milquetoast [686/908] has come upon SudoKing [678/683] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/03/16 17:32:26] Milquetoast [415/908] has come upon MetaNova [212/470] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:23:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/04/16 01:37:24] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:16 towards level 66.
[08/04/16 09:50:35] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:44 towards level 66.
[08/04/16 13:51:09] Milquetoast [570/908] has come upon argus [512/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:17:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/05/16 08:14:32] Milquetoast [838/908] has challenged ryushe [601/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/05/16 08:14:32] In the fierce battle, ryushe dropped his level 45 pair of gloves! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing his old level 44 pair of gloves to ryushe.
[08/05/16 15:59:49] roy, MetaNova, and Bkid [830/1672] have team battled freeboson, Milquetoast, and WallIdl [1881/2214] and lost! 1 day, 07:18:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/16 20:54:14] dindinx, Reilly, and brendan [287/1688] have team battled Crazycatlady, Milquetoast, and MontyZuma [1355/2433] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/16 01:52:08] Milquetoast [582/909] has challenged freeboson [398/583] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/07/16 07:56:29] Milquetoast left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Milquetoast's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/16 13:10:00] kensington, arlen, and robochot [1672/2002] have team battled eva42, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [119/2504] and won! 0 days, 08:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 14:51:46] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:15:48 from level 67.
[08/09/16 03:09:38] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:20:54 from level 67.
[08/09/16 06:30:47] dxrt [287/984] has challenged Milquetoast [729/872] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:35:34 is added to dxrt's clock.
[08/09/16 11:54:08] NoodleCake, Milquetoast, and strugart [1707/2531] have team battled honkybonky, Schmid, and kork [644/1434] and won! 0 days, 15:46:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 08:50:28] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:11:05 from level 67.
[08/11/16 02:09:12] ville [600/785] has challenged Milquetoast [573/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:14:36 is removed from ville's clock.
[08/11/16 02:09:12] ville has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 7 days, 07:01:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/11/16 04:12:45] yasdorian, Milquetoast, and DongQuixote [911/1745] have team battled kork, Str1ngS, and Bkid [518/1474] and won! 0 days, 01:26:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 21:26:22] Milquetoast [823/872] has come upon Jim [283/371] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:03:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/16 23:46:45] FakeWizard [45/565] has come upon Milquetoast [818/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:01:55 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/13/16 23:36:48] Milquetoast [457/872] has challenged tspange [229/754] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:56:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/14/16 08:26:47] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:35:12 towards level 67.
[08/17/16 07:02:15] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:33:00 towards level 67.
[08/17/16 11:03:47] Milquetoast [779/872] has come upon fattrat [293/645] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:23:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/17/16 22:51:39] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:33:29 from level 67.
[08/18/16 23:24:36] Milquetoast [535/872] has challenged HeavyPodda [229/905] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:08:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/19/16 08:59:05] soltys, Milquetoast, and MetaNova [486/1976] have team battled Killerkid, Heisenberg, and blind [2333/2355] and lost! 4 days, 22:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 18:40:27] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:48 towards level 67.
[08/21/16 12:19:10] Asara [198/1117] has challenged Milquetoast [816/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:54:08 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/22/16 04:00:49] PriceChild, Milquetoast, and DrOfBaconNomics [140/2198] have team battled allo, zid, and Bvarne [712/2086] and lost! 3 days, 16:42:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 07:52:52] Milquetoast [425/882] has come upon Killerkid [443/890] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:46:32 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/22/16 22:45:01] CrowZero [200/333] has challenged Milquetoast [192/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from CrowZero's clock.
[08/24/16 05:10:35] WallIdl, fbenoit, and pixelate [579/1739] have team battled Milquetoast, holloway, and Str1ngS [1123/1946] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/16 18:52:15] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:54 towards level 67.
[08/25/16 19:03:10] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:14:11 towards level 67.
[08/26/16 22:01:47] CrowZero [126/333] has challenged Milquetoast [739/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to CrowZero's clock.
[08/26/16 23:38:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 20:04:26 toward level 67.
[08/27/16 02:59:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 17 days, 17:00:18 toward level 67.
[08/28/16 09:22:01] Milquetoast [221/882] has challenged idisjunction [668/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/28/16 10:20:17] Milquetoast [782/882] has come upon CrowZero [70/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:28:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/30/16 23:39:54] rharwood, unicron, and MontyZuma [168/2297] have team battled Schmid, Misza, and Milquetoast [1900/2242] and lost! 1 day, 04:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 22:06:33] Ladon, Jagon, and Brainiac [1353/2288] have team battled Misza, Milquetoast, and unicron [136/2552] and won! 1 day, 12:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/16 22:22:32] Zoddo, Onceuponaban, a1291762, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/16 01:54:38] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:47 towards level 67.
[09/02/16 04:16:33] idisjunction [896/1036] has challenged Milquetoast [743/901] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:52:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/02/16 04:41:20] Milquetoast, Lios, and PriceChild [1939/2405] have team battled soltys, Pokota, and SlowRiot [1641/2144] and won! 0 days, 06:43:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/16 11:45:16] Mad_Wack [214/230] has challenged Milquetoast [234/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Mad_Wack's clock.
[09/02/16 19:55:10] Milquetoast, Str1ngS, and Jim [1147/1846] have team battled Brainiac, brycec, and RistoUuranmaki [683/2266] and won! 0 days, 07:04:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 14:41:23] dwfreed, Lemelisk, and FakeWizard [1056/2236] have team battled Ttech, Milquetoast, and suterismus [1983/3551] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 18:11:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 02:35:44 toward level 67.
[09/03/16 21:37:38] Milquetoast [244/910] has challenged canton7 [253/335] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/04/16 06:28:30] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:06:57 towards level 68.
[09/04/16 06:33:37] Milquetoast [853/910] has challenged shandor [539/744] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:19:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/06/16 16:52:47] woonack [203/455] has come upon Milquetoast [199/910] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:40:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/07/16 02:08:22] woonack, cirdan, and Milquetoast [1900/2143] have team battled godog, Majak, and zid [1816/2075] and won! 1 day, 08:26:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 04:07:49] Milquetoast [661/910] has come upon woonack [375/455] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:12:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/08/16 07:27:18] Lios, Slick, and Milquetoast [1295/2065] have team battled hannesenator, Firien, and PocketKiller [1130/2155] and won! 0 days, 02:21:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 22:00:15] hatfolk [30/72] has challenged Milquetoast [17/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:29 is removed from hatfolk's clock.
[09/15/16 18:49:52] Milquetoast, Relayer, and Xikeon [1255/1417] have team battled kenyon, Spork_Witch, and holloway [1070/2116] and won! 0 days, 01:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/16 19:55:06] Realmy [418/470] has challenged Milquetoast [254/910] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[09/16/16 11:11:53] Lowbow [664/678] has come upon Milquetoast [133/910] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:15:26 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[09/16/16 19:03:38] vegadark, Lowbow, and Milquetoast [695/2039] have team battled blizgerg, xa, and Jim [442/1601] and won! 5 days, 00:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 12:06:11] Milquetoast spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Milquetoast's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/16 17:47:39] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:49 towards level 68.
[09/18/16 12:44:48] Oooooog, SlowRiot, and mwhahaha [1733/2049] have team battled Pokota, Crazycatlady, and Milquetoast [334/1939] and won! 5 days, 16:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/16 09:42:09] zid, a1291762, Milquetoast, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/16 11:07:52] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:16:05 towards level 68.
[09/21/16 07:04:53] Milquetoast [59/898] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [203/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:08:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/16 07:12:55] Thorwald, Majak, and MetaNova [936/1174] have team battled Milquetoast, Tratos, and Jareeta [35/2939] and won! 0 days, 00:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 06:08:28] Milquetoast [761/898] has come upon PiMp0r [17/477] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:18:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/28/16 00:15:13] Milquetoast broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:19:25 from level 68.
[09/28/16 22:33:02] everbrew [36/656] has challenged Milquetoast [453/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:53:49 is added to everbrew's clock.
[09/29/16 13:18:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 12 days, 22:54:34 toward level 68.
[09/30/16 06:02:30] lipek, Milquetoast, and idisjunction [121/3122] have team battled Sixbierehomme, yond, and Nofew [1846/2862] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 10:01:09] Milquetoast [681/898] has come upon Bl4ckD34tH [275/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/02/16 00:11:24] Milquetoast, agrajag, and gazarsgo [223/2533] have team battled MontyZuma, Setsu, and Firien [1903/2527] and lost! 1 day, 01:28:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 17:17:20] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:27 from level 68.
[10/08/16 23:48:43] suterismus, Milquetoast, and gipyelrah [1537/3238] have team battled vBm, Cypher, and PiotrekD [1205/2215] and won! 1 day, 02:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 08:24:31] Milquetoast [29/898] has challenged IndigoTiger [489/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/09/16 10:25:10] Milquetoast [156/898] has challenged nikoJ [272/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/09/16 11:01:28] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:19 towards level 68.
[10/10/16 10:32:56] zid [403/851] has challenged Milquetoast [100/898] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:33 is removed from zid's clock.
[10/10/16 21:28:23] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:31 towards level 68.
[10/11/16 08:42:38] Milquetoast [832/898] has come upon DoomedExistence [35/637] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:13:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/16 09:51:54] Milquetoast [188/898] has come upon dindinx [145/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:13:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/12/16 03:13:48] Milquetoast, JensRex, and gabriel [840/2455] have team battled bigjay, ChasedSpade, and Cenhinen [1526/2378] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 18:41:24] soltys, Plasmastar, and bSchool [653/1189] have team battled simple, Milquetoast, and ^xnyx^ [303/1837] and won! 0 days, 01:25:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 18:11:33] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:08 towards level 68.
[11/15/16 22:30:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 07:43:54 toward level 68.
[11/16/16 04:06:06] Milquetoast [597/902] has challenged Xenthys [212/704] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/16/16 11:31:32] Killerkid [293/903] has challenged Milquetoast [254/902] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:49:11 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[11/18/16 00:31:44] Milquetoast [428/902] has come upon dodobrain [415/875] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:15:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/16 03:55:44] Cenhinen, Milquetoast, and Killerkid [1091/2414] have team battled Zye, AbacusAvenger, and Regnor [598/2152] and won! 3 days, 19:39:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 13:40:45] Milquetoast, Ironhoof, and SlowRiot [1521/2646] have team battled Anaxyn, basepi, and Unikitty [2380/2513] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 00:42:02] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:24 towards level 69.
[11/20/16 17:19:54] Iciloo [80/123] has challenged Milquetoast [682/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Iciloo's clock.
[11/20/16 23:12:27] Milquetoast, Everyman, and JuanMaestro [575/1872] have team battled SirMonkeybox, HeavyPodda, and KeboDK [652/2388] and lost! 1 day, 00:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 02:17:12] Milquetoast [346/902] has challenged Tzic [190/828] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:31:45 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/21/16 20:26:15] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:17:16 from level 69.
[11/22/16 08:28:56] yasdorian [225/580] has challenged Milquetoast [479/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:37:03 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[11/23/16 08:14:54] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:15:16 towards level 69.
[11/23/16 09:59:32] borsin, elf, and Andries [359/2018] have team battled Milquetoast, Iciloo, and Darky [621/1926] and lost! 0 days, 12:39:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 13:08:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 13 days, 04:40:29 toward level 69.
[11/23/16 15:33:47] Milquetoast [175/902] has come upon pixelate [485/497] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:14:23 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/23/16 15:41:11] Milquetoast [708/902] has challenged XJR-9 [529/714] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:26:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/23/16 23:44:13] Milquetoast [87/902] has challenged Chuck [246/481] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:34 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/16 03:53:14] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:44:02 from level 69.
[11/25/16 06:13:17] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:04 towards level 69.
[11/25/16 20:13:08] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:18:58 towards level 69.
[11/26/16 13:43:10] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:32:19 towards level 69.
[11/27/16 08:07:49] pagz [8/31] has challenged Milquetoast [586/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to pagz's clock.
[11/27/16 12:44:42] fwilson [50/363] has challenged Milquetoast [615/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to fwilson's clock.
[11/28/16 04:24:01] Milquetoast [498/902] has challenged AngryParsley [544/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/28/16 09:34:59] AngryParsley, blizgerg, and Relayer [618/2152] have team battled aucg, Milquetoast, and Herb_Tarlek [2356/2365] and lost! 1 day, 08:53:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 23:28:02] ville, Milquetoast, and Captain_Chaos [1969/2012] have team battled Agent86, Tratos, and grooverider [426/2379] and won! 0 days, 06:21:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/16 06:16:44] Milquetoast [716/902] has come upon Budzogan [433/511] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:53:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/30/16 08:44:48] Lios [55/889] has challenged Milquetoast [796/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:17:22 is added to Lios's clock.
[11/30/16 09:54:54] KeboDK [766/867] has challenged Milquetoast [579/902] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[11/30/16 22:31:20] godog, Herb_Tarlek, and dtype [1216/1518] have team battled PinkiePie, Milquetoast, and SynDroid [683/1949] and won! 0 days, 10:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/16 19:07:12] godog [558/674] has come upon Milquetoast [846/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:26 is added to godog's clock.
[12/02/16 13:25:03] Milquetoast [74/902] has come upon holloway [412/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/02/16 15:06:11] Milquetoast [834/902] has challenged Budzogan [82/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/03/16 22:13:00] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:25 towards level 69.
[12/03/16 22:27:26] Milquetoast [109/902] has come upon simple [340/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/16 02:52:46] Merkel, Ladon, and Taffer [2407/2416] have team battled Virtual, Woona, and Milquetoast [956/2381] and won! 0 days, 02:07:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 03:15:54] Grateful [201/215] has challenged Milquetoast [482/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Grateful's clock.
[12/04/16 08:42:02] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:04 towards level 69.
[12/06/16 08:13:24] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:01 from level 69.
[12/06/16 17:03:54] Milquetoast [863/909] has challenged tmberg [399/801] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.

[12/09/16 15:49:32] Milquetoast [341/909] has come upon Pici [380/843] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:35:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/09/16 16:38:37] KeboDK, Anaxyn, and Euronur [1241/1971] have team battled Milquetoast, CornFly, and Cypher [2490/2900] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 11:27:47] iViLe [52/1018] has challenged Milquetoast [740/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to iViLe's clock.
[12/10/16 15:25:01] Milquetoast [837/909] has come upon Toagac [707/719] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:12:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/10/16 15:52:24] Milquetoast [342/909] has come upon arlen [387/693] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:35:40 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/10/16 22:29:41] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:21:41 towards level 70.
[12/11/16 16:33:01] aucg [251/944] has challenged Milquetoast [758/909] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:57:29 is added to aucg's clock.
[12/12/16 00:29:32] glook [223/322] has challenged Milquetoast [481/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to glook's clock.
[12/15/16 16:06:38] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:55:59 towards level 70.
[12/16/16 02:00:23] shandor, agrajag, and Milquetoast [929/2461] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, shymega, and sjefen6 [789/1814] and won! 4 days, 21:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 09:23:58] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:23:39 towards level 70.
[12/17/16 14:03:59] pagz, shymega, and Milquetoast [1032/1654] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Chuck, and hannesenator [1950/2541] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 18:40:26] stonehammer [61/816] has challenged Milquetoast [773/909] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:07 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[12/18/16 21:51:04] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:51:02 towards level 70.
[12/18/16 22:49:31] yano, Milquetoast, and Cenhinen [1916/1957] have team battled AbacusAvenger, pagz, and robox [1388/1541] and won! 6 days, 06:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 03:38:45] kensington, stonehammer, and xxyoloswaggerxx [147/1588] have team battled allo, Milquetoast, and MJ94 [1218/2239] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/16 15:02:28] Milquetoast [331/909] has come upon gipyelrah [597/1095] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:35:49 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/20/16 03:49:47] womblecat, Pithlit, and elbie [992/1252] have team battled Milquetoast, sjefen6, and Satoshi [1316/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 09:00:45] benoliver999 [119/398] has challenged Milquetoast [232/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to benoliver999's clock.
[12/20/16 13:57:39] Brainiac [702/708] has challenged Milquetoast [705/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:56:22 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/22/16 04:37:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 3 days, 04:37:29 toward level 70.
[12/22/16 14:01:32] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:18:05 towards level 70.
[12/23/16 12:00:45] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:40 from level 70.
[12/24/16 04:22:29] elf [566/887] has come upon Milquetoast [708/909] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:05:17 is added to elf's clock.
[12/24/16 07:52:03] Milquetoast, woonack, and Agent86 [740/1826] have team battled Gizmokid2005, fwilson, and Taffer [583/1840] and won! 1 day, 18:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 22:03:38] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:01:02 from level 70.
[12/25/16 12:41:29] Milquetoast [694/909] has challenged dwfreed [43/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:24:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/26/16 11:56:46] Milquetoast [440/909] has come upon elbie [461/473] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:30 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/28/16 09:22:25] Babar, sphere_au, and HeavyPodda [1654/2303] have team battled KeboDK, Chuck, and Milquetoast [1042/2572] and won! 0 days, 05:43:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 01:12:27] bete_noire [298/539] has challenged Milquetoast [312/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:12:56 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[12/30/16 14:13:29] Milquetoast, bete_noire, and Avon [913/2656] have team battled elbie, halomademeapc, and dtype [213/1056] and won! 0 days, 04:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 19:27:37] iViLe [418/1011] has challenged Milquetoast [96/909] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:19:49 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[12/30/16 22:36:21] Mordraan [274/372] has challenged Milquetoast [448/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[12/31/16 00:29:24] Milquetoast [145/909] has challenged IdleBot [83/1644] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/16 13:35:19] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:26 towards level 70.
[12/31/16 19:58:23] elf, basepi, and jenksy [1831/2707] have team battled qbit, jdb, and Milquetoast [1377/1830] and won! 7 days, 23:10:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 22:18:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 7 days, 21:11:40 toward level 70.
[01/02/17 05:58:22] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:21 towards level 70.
[01/02/17 06:48:54] Milquetoast [713/909] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [256/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/02/17 19:53:38] iViLe [389/1011] has challenged Milquetoast [228/909] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:07:27 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[01/03/17 03:13:10] pagz [270/425] has challenged Milquetoast [251/909] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from pagz's clock.
[01/03/17 08:42:00] Milquetoast [69/909] has come upon Plasmastar [274/309] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/06/17 19:27:38] Fluttershy, Andries, and Milquetoast [455/2480] have team battled Euronur, WallIdl, and Tenorman [1578/2322] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/17 08:56:35] Milquetoast [708/909] has come upon pathfinder [12/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/07/17 09:23:56] Milquetoast [79/909] has come upon Fluttershy [764/869] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/07/17 15:03:56] Milquetoast [315/909] has come upon Crazycatlady [109/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/08/17 18:39:53] Milquetoast [232/912] has challenged ruan [119/513] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/09/17 04:39:40] Milquetoast [822/912] has come upon MetaNova [156/444] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:17:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/09/17 14:15:28] Milquetoast [738/912] has come upon grooverider [340/918] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:20:57 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/10/17 03:47:26] Milquetoast [10/912] has come upon canton7 [519/706] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:00:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/10/17 09:48:57] Silvanus_Betrium, Globalirc, and Milquetoast [630/2402] have team battled godog, Furry, and Yonderhooligan [807/1506] and lost! 1 day, 23:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 21:45:24] Milquetoast sharpened the edge of his weapon! Milquetoast's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/17 06:47:42] Yonderhooligan [10/174] has challenged Milquetoast [170/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Yonderhooligan's clock.
[01/11/17 22:16:35] Milquetoast [476/945] has challenged Tenorman [384/1068] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:14:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/12/17 10:55:00] JuanMaestro, Milquetoast, and SlowRiot [743/2447] have team battled Mirc0p, Cenhinen, and V`ger [358/1698] and won! 3 days, 13:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/17 03:16:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 7 days, 16:23:13 toward level 71.
[01/14/17 14:53:37] Milquetoast [503/945] has come upon Birdbones [400/961] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:32:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/16/17 23:34:46] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:42 towards level 71.
[01/19/17 02:19:35] Zye [206/719] has challenged Milquetoast [136/945] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:18:46 is removed from Zye's clock.
[01/20/17 15:24:51] astropoint, Milquetoast, and kline [1850/1959] have team battled evilfix, Eldoreth, and dtype [1431/1451] and won! 0 days, 05:55:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/17 17:43:04] Str1ngS [26/556] has challenged Milquetoast [671/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:20 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[01/22/17 07:41:48] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:27 from level 71.
[01/22/17 22:07:48] Milquetoast [509/945] has come upon unicron [332/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:10:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/22/17 22:07:48] Milquetoast has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:06:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/23/17 11:21:27] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:02 towards level 71.
[01/23/17 14:46:54] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:08 towards level 71.
[01/25/17 21:32:33] Grums [23/24] has challenged Milquetoast [349/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Grums's clock.
[01/26/17 11:03:06] Milquetoast [671/945] has challenged ohnx [3/263] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:27:56 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/27/17 23:53:08] agrajag, theZoMBiE, and Grums [264/1928] have team battled Milquetoast, dxrt, and HeavyPodda [2901/2940] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 00:37:29] prime [298/501] has challenged Milquetoast [782/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:27 is added to prime's clock.
[01/28/17 20:44:55] Milquetoast [398/945] has challenged damyan [366/987] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:26:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/29/17 01:46:40] Milquetoast [117/945] has challenged dclaw123 [141/822] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:51:32 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/30/17 10:27:45] Grums [80/331] has challenged Milquetoast [931/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Grums's clock.
[01/30/17 17:03:08] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:54:42 towards level 72.
[01/30/17 18:55:18] Milquetoast ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:09:13 from level 72.
[01/31/17 01:28:05] khmerboy, Milquetoast, and Boohbah [994/1977] have team battled basepi, Andries, and MrGlass [1992/2258] and lost! 0 days, 10:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 03:47:26] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:30:26 towards level 72.
[01/31/17 14:06:19] master_j, HeavyPodda, and droogie [160/2483] have team battled Satoshi, Milquetoast, and JuanMaestro [1432/2324] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/17 11:48:03] Milquetoast [587/945] has challenged holloway [59/666] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:29:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/02/17 19:39:53] brendan, Mateusz, and borsin [1738/2363] have team battled Milquetoast, Satoshi, and kork [525/2001] and won! 1 day, 03:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 11:00:30] Milquetoast [867/945] has come upon dodobrain [546/875] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:25:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/03/17 16:58:18] Milquetoast [705/945] has challenged Goodkat [261/455] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:44:37 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/04/17 07:30:14] soltys [418/677] has come upon Milquetoast [746/945] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:25:13 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/04/17 09:03:52] Milquetoast [489/945] has challenged SlowRiot [208/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:57:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/05/17 15:43:18] Milquetoast [785/945] has come upon Virtual [474/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:22:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/06/17 13:04:14] dindinx, Fattyeater, PiotrekD, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 20:32:10] everbrew, Brainiac, and Pithlit [75/1973] have team battled Milquetoast, J, and Misza [744/2046] and lost! 1 day, 09:32:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 08:59:26] brendan, tspange, and PinkiePie [403/2595] have team battled Milquetoast, fwilson, and Adar [446/2023] and lost! 1 day, 12:49:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 20:11:25] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:30 towards level 72.
[02/07/17 20:12:46] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:06 towards level 72.
[02/08/17 05:17:14] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:02 towards level 72.
[02/10/17 21:04:00] vox, Milquetoast, and Bokkie [763/2618] have team battled arlen, JuanMaestro, and FakeWizard [1928/2249] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/17 10:41:48] Ironhoof [599/828] has challenged Milquetoast [9/945] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[02/12/17 13:57:11] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:56:42 from level 72.
[02/13/17 01:25:32] Milquetoast [693/945] has come upon grooverider [53/1100] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:26:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/14/17 12:48:00] Chuck [67/816] has come upon Milquetoast [291/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:50 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/15/17 09:44:28] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:15 towards level 72.
[02/16/17 10:16:44] ToHellWithGA [103/408] has challenged Milquetoast [669/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/17/17 13:48:02] Milquetoast [765/945] has challenged Lemelisk [1095/1147] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/18/17 17:42:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 14:27:01 toward level 72.
[02/19/17 00:15:07] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:10 towards level 72.
[02/19/17 07:45:25] Milquetoast [497/945] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [301/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/19/17 13:16:19] Milquetoast [888/945] has come upon Andries [667/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/19/17 18:54:14] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:08 towards level 72.
[02/20/17 13:17:30] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:13 towards level 72.
[02/20/17 14:12:44] glook [423/537] has challenged Milquetoast [342/945] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:49:01 is removed from glook's clock.
[02/21/17 13:19:46] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:22 towards level 72.
[02/22/17 09:04:04] Globalirc, Realmy, and Tenorman [606/2791] have team battled Milquetoast, max, and fulcrum [127/1961] and won! 1 day, 03:58:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 16:11:03] manish17xxx [69/277] has challenged Milquetoast [570/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[02/22/17 22:09:44] Gizmokid2005, TauPan, MJ94, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/17 22:35:46] Milquetoast [194/945] has come upon Birdbones [903/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/23/17 00:31:12] Milquetoast [57/945] has challenged blind [478/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:31 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/23/17 12:22:02] Milquetoast, womblecat, and MJ94 [1907/2358] have team battled allo, WallIdl, and RBecker [829/2126] and won! 0 days, 01:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/17 19:14:48] Milquetoast [205/945] has challenged CornFly [750/932] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/24/17 00:45:48] Euronur [57/635] has challenged Milquetoast [406/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:44:14 is added to Euronur's clock.
[02/24/17 13:49:47] zokko [17/758] has challenged Milquetoast [740/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:56:41 is added to zokko's clock.
[02/25/17 15:47:57] rharwood [292/565] has come upon Milquetoast [863/945] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:06:27 is added to rharwood's clock.
[03/27/17 15:32:31] Milquetoast [887/945] has challenged Mateusz [680/827] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:57:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/27/17 16:43:43] Milquetoast [845/945] has come upon agrajag [244/884] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:25:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/28/17 03:22:01] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:28:49 from level 73.
[03/28/17 04:03:21] Bl4ckC0r3 [187/356] has challenged Milquetoast [45/945] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/30/17 05:37:37] Milquetoast [573/945] has come upon Agent86 [71/586] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:31:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/31/17 03:30:15] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:25:10 from level 73.
[04/01/17 06:31:18] Milquetoast [38/945] has come upon ville [566/655] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:27:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/01/17 11:17:17] valya [19/67] has challenged Milquetoast [909/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to valya's clock.
[04/01/17 23:49:18] Milquetoast [415/945] has come upon Heisenberg [444/892] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:49:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/02/17 08:57:45] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:41:23 towards level 73.
[04/02/17 22:23:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 07:54:02 from level 73.
[04/04/17 12:50:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 14 days, 09:23:33 toward level 73.
[04/05/17 13:29:58] Milquetoast [355/945] has come upon mordac [494/832] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:30:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/05/17 20:36:57] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:28:34 towards level 73.
[04/06/17 04:05:53] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:56:12 towards level 73.
[04/06/17 05:33:41] Milquetoast got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:16:48 from level 73.
[04/08/17 12:49:09] basepi, D.Va, and Milquetoast [1425/2237] have team battled PinkiePie, Cypher, and Gatewayy [1123/2522] and won! 1 day, 02:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 17:06:59] agrajag [5/884] has challenged Milquetoast [547/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:39:00 is added to agrajag's clock.
[04/11/17 14:14:00] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:30:27 towards level 73.
[04/11/17 16:53:41] GilbertErik [207/674] has challenged Milquetoast [555/945] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/12/17 11:56:15] Bl4ckC0r3, AbrahamLinksys, and Sailor_Venus [1031/1757] have team battled Milquetoast, RBecker, and robox [2267/2611] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/17 18:27:53] shandor, cirdan, and sbp [1971/1997] have team battled Misza, Milquetoast, and AncalagonThBlack [277/2215] and won! 2 days, 14:09:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 05:44:42] sjefen6, Hodor, and Oooooog [1084/1449] have team battled Majak, Mithkabob, and Milquetoast [106/2001] and won! 0 days, 14:37:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 10:46:38] Oooooog, HeavyPodda, and IdleMaster [906/1845] have team battled pixelate, Milquetoast, and Mrs.BigHead [1089/1925] and lost! 0 days, 10:41:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/17 15:34:42] rxcomm, bigjay, and Sprort [694/2214] have team battled Milquetoast, awgh, and m0shbear [66/2028] and won! 1 day, 03:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 15:43:06] ncarl747 [107/696] has challenged Milquetoast [15/945] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[04/15/17 05:35:37] Milquetoast [543/945] has come upon brycec [395/751] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:23:05 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/16/17 04:19:51] Milquetoast [140/945] has come upon MetaNova [71/365] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:49:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/16/17 12:23:08] zid [467/843] has challenged Milquetoast [641/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:19 is added to zid's clock.
[04/17/17 00:37:08] Milquetoast [789/945] has come upon Bkid [468/911] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:20:42 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/18/17 17:34:55] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:44 towards level 73.
[04/19/17 06:50:12] Milquetoast [874/945] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [310/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:35:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/20/17 01:28:02] Milquetoast [831/945] has come upon petrichor [289/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:47:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/20/17 05:58:40] Milquetoast [600/945] has challenged IdleMaster [295/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:47:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/20/17 10:57:43] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:42 towards level 73.
[04/20/17 11:42:12] Lnk, Asara, and Evrial [196/2200] have team battled ToHellWithGA, m0shbear, and Milquetoast [1856/2026] and lost! 0 days, 02:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/17 18:04:31] Bl4ckC0r3, Milquetoast, and ToHellWithGA [1102/1796] have team battled unicron, petrichor, and J [712/2005] and won! 0 days, 01:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 19:12:34] Milquetoast [697/945] has challenged dindinx [213/440] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:53:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/22/17 10:18:03] Milquetoast [155/945] has challenged liara [34/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:01:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/23/17 03:00:25] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:14 towards level 73.
[04/23/17 18:29:37] basicMiracle [142/420] has challenged Milquetoast [834/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:47:07 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[04/25/17 02:41:23] Milquetoast [640/945] has challenged Hydrogenum [286/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/25/17 08:43:41] prime [228/506] has challenged Milquetoast [865/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:01 is added to prime's clock.
[04/26/17 08:28:18] Asara, abra0, Milquetoast, and bootdisk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/17 10:54:17] Milquetoast [203/945] has come upon Crazycatlady [363/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/26/17 16:55:42] Asara [1049/1134] has challenged Milquetoast [919/945] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:00:59 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/27/17 08:32:48] Milquetoast [258/952] has challenged Bvarne [490/645] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/27/17 19:53:38] Milquetoast [13/952] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [43/1036] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:02:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/17 00:34:12] PersonalJ [183/807] has challenged Milquetoast [872/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:37:20 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[05/01/17 10:06:04] Milquetoast [634/952] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [632/724] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 06:32:40 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/17 14:32:54] Milquetoast [768/952] has come upon LegendaryQ [149/427] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:22:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/17 15:40:00] Milquetoast [887/952] has challenged FakeWizard [40/858] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:54:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/02/17 03:44:30] vegadark [202/452] has challenged Milquetoast [651/952] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:27:51 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/02/17 19:30:16] Milquetoast got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:05:36 from level 74.
[05/04/17 08:51:20] Milquetoast [90/952] has come upon grdryn [112/548] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:48:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/17 13:46:25] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:09:20 towards level 74.
[05/07/17 03:45:50] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:30:46 towards level 74.
[05/07/17 04:18:08] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:25:43 towards level 74.
[05/07/17 09:11:25] Milquetoast [775/952] has come upon Sir_Lemming [317/842] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:26:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/08/17 09:02:39] Milquetoast [866/952] has come upon GilbertErik [509/655] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:59:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/10/17 07:58:42] Milquetoast [267/952] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [112/525] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:07:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/10/17 19:02:47] Milquetoast [6/952] has challenged arlen [342/895] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:09:41 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/10/17 22:00:18] Milquetoast [249/952] has come upon Virtual [557/653] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:10:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/11/17 12:33:20] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:47:58 towards level 74.
[05/11/17 19:35:17] Milquetoast burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Milquetoast's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/17 22:05:44] robox, mordac, and Milquetoast [1782/2489] have team battled neurospex, DrOfBaconNomics, and Cypher [2941/3290] and lost! 3 days, 20:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/17 02:14:27] Hydrogenum [62/427] has challenged Milquetoast [116/946] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:44:00 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[05/12/17 13:56:28] Milquetoast [828/946] has come upon Mithkabob [98/533] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:34:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/12/17 16:42:31] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:14 towards level 74.
[05/14/17 00:43:29] vegadark, tmberg, m0shbear, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/17 02:29:31] Milquetoast, chadi, and yasdorian [199/1782] have team battled Andries, unicron, and zankore [1164/2325] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/17 07:10:44] Zye, johnthebear, and PinkiePie [1680/1979] have team battled Milquetoast, GilbertErik, and blind [469/2549] and won! 0 days, 09:46:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 17:28:25] Ttech, ruan, and stvc [210/2307] have team battled ToHellWithGA, allo, and Milquetoast [536/1875] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 00:36:23] Milquetoast [266/946] has challenged cirdan [667/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:23:09 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/15/17 02:10:38] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:32:29 from level 74.
[05/15/17 20:40:54] Milquetoast [610/946] has challenged sjefen6 [24/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:40:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/16/17 13:38:22] Milquetoast [457/946] has come upon blind [702/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:34:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/16/17 19:46:05] Milquetoast [369/946] has challenged gollum [292/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/17/17 11:38:11] Milquetoast [668/946] has come upon max [427/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/17/17 13:36:32] MadMan [830/956] has challenged Milquetoast [132/946] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[05/18/17 01:52:40] Milquetoast [156/946] has challenged zifnab06 [77/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/17 15:20:18] Grums [189/455] has challenged Milquetoast [587/946] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Grums's clock.
[05/18/17 15:55:58] Milquetoast [209/946] has challenged exotime [246/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/19/17 16:01:23] Agent86 [527/642] has challenged Milquetoast [163/946] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:58:42 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[05/20/17 10:51:27] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:38 towards level 74.
[05/21/17 18:05:12] Milquetoast [677/946] has come upon sjums_the_great [180/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/21/17 19:19:45] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:21 towards level 74.
[05/21/17 21:32:10] Milquetoast [265/946] has come upon damyan [132/1047] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/22/17 23:18:53] Milquetoast [787/946] has challenged IdleMaster [369/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/23/17 02:25:33] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:01 towards level 74.
[05/23/17 22:32:22] Milquetoast [448/946] has challenged Mithkabob [399/574] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/24/17 15:38:21] Milquetoast, vegadark, and kensington [376/2321] have team battled hannesenator, XJR-9, and MadHatter [1599/2169] and lost! 8 days, 17:30:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/17 17:21:56] grooverider [502/1098] has challenged Milquetoast [287/946] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/26/17 23:40:08] Milquetoast [90/946] has challenged everbrew [297/708] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:56:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/27/17 16:33:27] Milquetoast, kinopu, and vrillusions [1656/2215] have team battled Lnk, tspange, and Beavis [447/2399] and won! 0 days, 01:35:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 06:52:14] johnthebear [183/581] has challenged Milquetoast [419/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:31:21 is added to johnthebear's clock.
[05/29/17 23:10:05] sjefen6 [44/420] has challenged Milquetoast [126/946] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:34:07 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/30/17 01:39:57] Milquetoast [897/946] has come upon Azerothian [178/271] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:13:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/30/17 17:29:10] Milquetoast was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:43:25 from level 75.
[06/01/17 01:32:04] Milquetoast [814/946] has come upon abra0 [216/980] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:11:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/01/17 14:32:17] Milquetoast [486/946] has come upon grooverider [702/1098] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:10:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/01/17 16:21:10] JensRex [329/832] has come upon Milquetoast [328/946] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:04:51 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[06/02/17 04:26:11] Milquetoast [249/946] has challenged theemstra [374/789] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:35:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/02/17 18:29:08] Milquetoast [581/946] has challenged Psilocybe [568/622] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:22:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/03/17 09:48:45] Milquetoast [642/946] has come upon CornFly [99/960] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:46:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/03/17 12:54:16] AncalagonThBlack, glorgamitch, and Meta [427/2056] have team battled Psilocybe, rxcomm, and Milquetoast [1207/2403] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/17 19:34:28] MadHatter [231/500] has challenged Milquetoast [381/946] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:36:22 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[06/04/17 02:24:20] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:32:18 towards level 75.
[06/05/17 23:29:14] PinkiePie, Milquetoast, and GilbertErik [558/2279] have team battled Lemelisk, Euronur, and Lios [1491/2600] and lost! 1 day, 00:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/17 03:57:42] Cameron_D [1036/1451] has come upon Milquetoast [572/946] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:19:55 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/06/17 14:10:55] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:54 towards level 75.
[06/06/17 17:07:29] Milquetoast left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Milquetoast's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/17 17:51:06] Milquetoast [558/909] has challenged Bl4ckC0r3 [298/426] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:18:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/09/17 18:32:34] Milquetoast [617/909] has come upon cirdan [143/851] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:58:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/17 19:58:52] Milquetoast [342/909] has challenged nickware [364/549] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:09:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/11/17 06:05:14] droogie, theemstra, and idisjunction [871/2681] have team battled vox, irix, and Milquetoast [72/2993] and won! 3 days, 01:13:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 13:40:49] Milquetoast [11/909] has come upon pixelate [256/474] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:19:55 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/13/17 21:23:14] Milquetoast [770/909] has come upon woonack [56/469] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:09:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/14/17 05:12:46] max, Socks, and everbrew [1743/2047] have team battled Brainiac, osannatas, and Milquetoast [1469/2242] and won! 1 day, 05:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 11:12:13] allo [193/482] has challenged Milquetoast [789/909] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:36:39 is added to allo's clock.
[06/14/17 18:15:41] Milquetoast [569/909] has come upon irix [808/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:54:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/15/17 04:24:27] Brady, elf, and Milquetoast [1497/2236] have team battled Doctor, Bl4ckC0r3, and MJ94 [741/2414] and won! 0 days, 01:34:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 05:35:32] Milquetoast was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:26:17 from level 75.
[06/18/17 11:54:40] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:58:50 towards level 75.
[06/18/17 18:46:43] Milquetoast was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:01:33 from level 75.
[06/19/17 03:29:47] Misza [477/902] has challenged Milquetoast [692/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:05:30 is added to Misza's clock.
[06/19/17 05:03:37] Antium [121/372] has challenged Milquetoast [422/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Antium's clock.
[06/19/17 20:52:15] dwfreed, theemstra, and Skyie [764/1706] have team battled Pici, Socks, and Milquetoast [2089/2480] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 14:08:10] Milquetoast, qbit, and dclaw123 [3/2480] have team battled MetaNova, Boohbah, and AngryParsley [1816/2300] and lost! 4 days, 20:23:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 20:00:22] Milquetoast [382/909] has come upon robox [527/697] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:20:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/21/17 01:34:58] Milquetoast [124/909] has come upon yano [216/430] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:01:09 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/21/17 18:16:28] Zoddo, glook, and Evrial [379/1939] have team battled Lemelisk, Milquetoast, and NoodleCake [990/2813] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 22:41:01] pants [734/740] has challenged Milquetoast [382/909] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:49:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/21/17 22:50:27] Milquetoast [667/909] has come upon Tenorman [400/1076] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:21:03 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/22/17 21:27:29] fattrat [27/1149] has come upon Milquetoast [277/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:32:57 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/23/17 05:34:32] Milquetoast, PinkiePie, and freeboson [1680/2360] have team battled woonack, pants, and Ttech [1964/2752] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/17 18:58:57] Skyie, Gizmokid2005, and Torgeir [1245/1641] have team battled Milquetoast, awgh, and AngryParsley [698/2419] and won! 0 days, 03:05:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 20:32:44] Milquetoast [696/909] has challenged IdleBot [632/1716] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:52:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/24/17 15:45:49] MadMan, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast [2791/2861] have team battled Crazycatlady, jstg, and kensington [1661/2269] and won! 3 days, 16:14:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 17:13:34] Milquetoast [210/909] has come upon qbit [411/691] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:44:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/27/17 20:24:09] Milquetoast [481/909] has challenged Opie [93/814] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:13:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/28/17 00:32:45] Milquetoast [715/909] has come upon basepi [554/866] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:58:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/28/17 04:18:53] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:43 towards level 75.
[06/29/17 18:23:09] Milquetoast set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:34:53 from level 75.
[06/29/17 20:31:54] Sundance [435/708] has challenged Milquetoast [643/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:02:12 is added to Sundance's clock.
[06/30/17 16:47:55] arg8bluefan [134/354] has challenged Milquetoast [71/909] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from arg8bluefan's clock.
[07/01/17 20:40:13] blizgerg [388/1118] has challenged Milquetoast [226/909] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:24:58 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/03/17 02:45:16] Milquetoast [463/909] has challenged Meta [274/907] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:40:41 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/03/17 23:47:44] Reilly, Azerothian, and Milquetoast [781/1694] have team battled Mateusz, woonack, and Satoshi [355/2060] and won! 0 days, 14:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 11:54:11] Milquetoast [895/909] has challenged SirMonkeybox [240/922] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:54:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/05/17 18:55:15] Milquetoast [511/909] has challenged pixelate [67/476] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:57:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/06/17 01:39:50] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:34 towards level 75.
[07/06/17 06:44:13] Milquetoast [773/909] has come upon MJ94 [6/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:13:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/06/17 21:23:30] Milquetoast [367/909] has come upon XenGi [367/945] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:33:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/07/17 09:51:08] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:17 from level 75.
[07/07/17 11:13:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 12:47:42 from level 75.
[07/07/17 18:45:41] grooverider, ohnx, and Milquetoast [1462/2867] have team battled woonack, sasaniak, and Reilly [12/1380] and won! 1 day, 05:19:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 08:22:15] godog [22/672] has come upon Milquetoast [398/909] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:37:33 is added to godog's clock.
[07/10/17 01:11:33] Milquetoast [104/909] has challenged irix [566/1023] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:12:55 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/10/17 09:12:49] Milquetoast [350/909] has challenged grooverider [386/1137] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:48:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/10/17 16:39:22] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:52 towards level 75.
[07/10/17 19:30:17] Milquetoast EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:39:36 from level 75.
[07/11/17 03:15:45] ohnx [714/842] has challenged Milquetoast [532/909] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:09 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[07/11/17 08:02:20] Milquetoast [532/909] has come upon ncarl747 [171/726] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:29:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/11/17 08:02:20] Milquetoast has dealt ncarl747 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:37:11 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[07/12/17 05:23:48] SpikeX, MJ94, and J [1820/1835] have team battled glorgamitch, grdryn, and Milquetoast [775/2031] and won! 0 days, 20:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/17 01:51:02] Milquetoast [61/909] has come upon Reilly [378/428] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:57:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/13/17 16:20:40] J [60/506] has come upon Milquetoast [143/909] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:17:13 is added to J's clock.
[07/13/17 19:55:33] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:33 towards level 75.
[07/14/17 07:59:10] Milquetoast [670/909] has come upon AbacusAvenger [822/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:38:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/17 12:15:29] Milquetoast sharpened the edge of his weapon! Milquetoast's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/17 23:35:16] Majak [262/589] has come upon Milquetoast [130/941] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:37:18 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/18/17 14:39:28] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:00 towards level 75.
[07/18/17 16:54:04] Milquetoast [207/941] has challenged neurospex [702/1045] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:37:21 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/19/17 18:58:25] Milquetoast [776/941] has challenged holloway [716/771] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:49:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/20/17 04:55:48] Khorne [7/8] has challenged Milquetoast [360/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/20/17 08:21:27] Fattyeater, glorgamitch, and pants [870/1833] have team battled Milquetoast, himuraken, and shawn0 [851/1907] and won! 0 days, 09:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 13:18:27] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:38:06 from level 75.
[07/21/17 04:24:28] sbp, Atan, and freeboson [1729/1928] have team battled Cypher, Milquetoast, and IdleMaster [1693/2535] and won! 0 days, 09:42:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 02:49:41] Torgeir [75/400] has challenged Milquetoast [33/941] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[07/22/17 20:05:10] ToHellWithGA [397/415] has come upon Milquetoast [483/941] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:19:15 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/23/17 08:12:09] sbp [207/599] has challenged Milquetoast [503/941] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:07:33 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/24/17 06:45:23] Milquetoast [335/941] has come upon Misza [963/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:01:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/24/17 06:57:43] Xenthys [305/562] has come upon Milquetoast [704/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:05:53 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[07/25/17 17:21:39] Andries [393/771] has challenged Milquetoast [277/941] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:20:36 is removed from Andries's clock.
[07/27/17 17:45:30] Sundance [702/717] has come upon Milquetoast [640/941] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:26 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[07/29/17 21:54:39] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:07 from level 75.
[07/30/17 06:26:39] abra0, Misza, and qbit [1589/2799] have team battled kenyon, sjefen6, and Milquetoast [1397/2058] and won! 0 days, 09:40:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 11:20:40] idisjunction, PinkiePie, and zifnab06 [1552/2087] have team battled Milquetoast, Asara, and RBecker [958/2879] and won! 0 days, 18:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 15:47:48] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:31 towards level 75.
[07/31/17 01:23:41] Milquetoast [894/941] has come upon Sundance [269/717] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:34:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/31/17 22:36:59] Milquetoast [84/941] has come upon mwhahaha [619/620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/02/17 19:29:11] Milquetoast [556/945] has come upon Boohbah [531/768] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/03/17 05:56:29] Heisenberg [221/976] has challenged Milquetoast [190/945] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:46:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/03/17 22:48:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 02:00:11 toward level 75.
[08/03/17 23:43:32] PinkiePie [268/616] has come upon Milquetoast [235/945] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:32:11 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[08/04/17 09:46:06] Satoshi, Cameron_D, and idisjunction [1137/3098] have team battled Milquetoast, Syloq, and qbit [1325/2110] and lost! 2 days, 05:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 10:53:06] os-5185 [145/404] has challenged Milquetoast [562/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to os-5185's clock.
[08/04/17 20:03:02] sbp [388/590] has challenged Milquetoast [128/945] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:48:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/04/17 21:51:09] dindinx, Milquetoast, elf, and SchrodingersScat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/17 18:06:52] Antium [206/486] has challenged Milquetoast [275/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:37:23 is added to Antium's clock.
[08/05/17 22:07:32] Zaratustra [935/1134] has challenged Milquetoast [919/945] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:26:11 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/06/17 15:04:41] Milquetoast [534/959] has challenged os-5185 [226/404] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:57:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/08/17 08:59:24] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:40 towards level 76.
[08/11/17 00:17:08] Milquetoast slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Milquetoast's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/17 01:16:58] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:51:20 towards level 76.
[08/11/17 09:30:04] Milquetoast [931/953] has challenged MadMan [349/999] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:06:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/11/17 16:52:12] Milquetoast [5/953] has come upon pants [75/754] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:47:09 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/11/17 20:22:49] Milquetoast [206/953] has come upon arlen [751/911] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:29:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/17 01:46:34] Milquetoast [359/953] has come upon SlowRiot [731/924] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:21:22 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/17 07:33:47] SchrodingersScat [436/891] has challenged Milquetoast [337/953] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:47:26 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/13/17 02:15:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 19 days, 17:13:26 toward level 76.
[08/17/17 00:20:29] Milquetoast [554/953] has come upon Zoddo [416/730] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:39:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/17/17 06:59:10] ncarl747 [256/836] has challenged Milquetoast [880/953] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:45:11 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[08/17/17 13:27:29] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:50 towards level 76.
[08/17/17 17:50:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 01:39:14 from level 76.
[08/17/17 22:48:35] Milquetoast [108/953] has come upon ville [625/699] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:52:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/18/17 01:19:10] Milquetoast, canton7, and Heisenberg [486/2721] have team battled Gatewayy, Psilocybe, and sjefen6 [1816/1943] and lost! 5 days, 03:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 00:05:48] JuanMaestro [373/629] has challenged Milquetoast [17/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:46:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/19/17 02:26:27] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:16:11 towards level 76.
[08/20/17 08:51:07] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:31 towards level 76.
[08/21/17 00:07:08] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:48:31 from level 76.
[08/21/17 02:42:29] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:31:10 towards level 76.
[08/22/17 01:41:57] kensington, zid, and shymega [1842/2407] have team battled Milquetoast, Sundance, and Mars [999/2029] and won! 1 day, 00:29:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 10:22:49] Brady [213/532] has come upon Milquetoast [737/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:32:28 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/22/17 10:32:27] Mars [66/434] has come upon Milquetoast [30/953] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:45:30 is removed from Mars's clock.
[08/24/17 03:26:26] canton7 [743/796] has challenged Milquetoast [316/953] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:24:15 is removed from canton7's clock.
[08/26/17 22:05:51] valdur55 [620/682] has challenged Milquetoast [183/953] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[08/27/17 04:38:53] ncarl747 [275/836] has challenged Milquetoast [368/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:12 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[08/28/17 06:43:21] damyan [697/748] has challenged Milquetoast [271/953] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:43:14 is removed from damyan's clock.
[08/30/17 06:31:18] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:14:32 towards level 76.
[08/30/17 19:15:31] kenyon [584/707] has challenged Milquetoast [753/953] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:36:46 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/30/17 21:41:00] DalaiLamer, Pici, and James-T-Kirk [704/1733] have team battled Milquetoast, Sixbierehomme, and vegadark [1475/2144] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/17 12:04:51] Milquetoast [667/953] has come upon Ironhoof [1047/1113] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:45:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/01/17 01:30:59] Milquetoast [265/953] has come upon Taffer [243/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:09:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/01/17 12:51:44] hhes [510/541] has challenged Milquetoast [876/953] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to hhes's clock.
[09/01/17 13:55:00] Ironhoof [516/1113] has challenged Milquetoast [11/953] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:48:54 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[09/02/17 01:02:00] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:00:52 towards level 76.
[09/02/17 09:43:39] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:13 towards level 76.
[09/02/17 11:14:43] Vroomfondel [90/368] has come upon Milquetoast [326/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:55 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/03/17 02:03:48] dclaw123, JuanMaestro, and Milquetoast [989/2565] have team battled adamchainz, himuraken, and bigjay [115/2432] and won! 5 days, 05:23:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 12:23:10] Milquetoast, glorgamitch, and tspange [1268/2297] have team battled awgh, LegendaryQ, and SlowRiot [1188/2202] and won! 1 day, 01:08:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 20:08:14] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:05:07 from level 76.
[09/03/17 21:21:53] AbrahamLinksys [202/636] has challenged Milquetoast [623/953] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:23:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/04/17 01:17:03] Crazycatlady [30/658] has come upon Milquetoast [928/953] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:09:47 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/04/17 10:23:54] Milquetoast [261/953] has challenged Tenorman [730/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:22:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/05/17 09:19:30] challene [72/206] has challenged Milquetoast [931/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to challene's clock.
[09/07/17 12:25:19] Mars [561/597] has come upon Milquetoast [106/953] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:28:26 is removed from Mars's clock.
[09/08/17 18:54:43] Milquetoast [167/953] has come upon CornFly [1005/1054] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:38:45 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/08/17 21:41:26] Milquetoast [346/953] has challenged bender [166/370] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:28:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/17 10:40:09] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:18:44 from level 76.
[09/09/17 15:20:33] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:07 towards level 76.
[09/11/17 06:50:57] Milquetoast [905/953] has challenged vegadark [39/496] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:21:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/11/17 11:19:00] challene, soltys, and Taffer [1200/1456] have team battled blizgerg, Milquetoast, and AngryParsley [324/3018] and won! 0 days, 01:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 18:43:16] Milquetoast, Pici, and Darky [1516/3036] have team battled V`ger, JuanMaestro, and dwfreed [1417/1608] and won! 2 days, 18:43:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 22:54:25] Milquetoast broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:53:43 from level 76.
[09/12/17 23:30:30] Milquetoast was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:18 from level 76.
[09/13/17 05:58:52] Milquetoast [747/953] has challenged zankore [577/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:27:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/13/17 19:01:52] Milquetoast [108/953] has come upon yawgmoth [394/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:40:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/14/17 04:02:30] Milquetoast [681/953] has challenged Pici [1004/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:09:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/14/17 09:48:59] Milquetoast [385/953] has come upon Mars [470/597] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:43:31 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/14/17 23:02:45] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:36 from level 76.
[09/15/17 05:06:39] Milquetoast [398/953] has challenged brendan [1042/1365] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:08:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/17/17 01:04:51] Milquetoast [524/953] has come upon Tenorman [600/788] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:28:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/18/17 02:03:52] Ttech, Milquetoast, and csssuf [207/2990] have team battled Chuck, Khorne, and Tenorman [1965/2210] and lost! 0 days, 04:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/17 04:38:18] Milquetoast [606/953] has challenged SchrodingersScat [855/869] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:08:06 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/20/17 11:42:35] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:58 towards level 76.
[09/20/17 20:48:06] vegadark [487/496] has come upon Milquetoast [799/953] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:55:35 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/21/17 00:44:28] Milquetoast lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:57 from level 76.
[09/21/17 04:42:11] Milquetoast [597/953] has challenged Skyie [556/709] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:41:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/06/17 02:37:02] at0m [1/3] has challenged Milquetoast [335/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to at0m's clock.
[10/06/17 14:30:05] Milquetoast [184/953] has come upon Globalirc [99/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:46:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/06/17 20:11:20] wulk [443/457] has challenged Milquetoast [383/953] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:21:45 is removed from wulk's clock.
[10/07/17 08:53:23] Milquetoast [14/953] has come upon x0 [224/257] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:19:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/07/17 22:17:42] Milquetoast [163/953] has come upon liara [203/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:48:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/08/17 09:56:40] ohnx, MetaNova, and Milquetoast [821/2674] have team battled Nofew, irix, and Avocet [2462/3009] and lost! 1 day, 13:32:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/17 11:59:46] zankore, loomysh, and Milquetoast [750/2180] have team battled Geela, glorgamitch, and dclaw123 [1828/1954] and lost! 1 day, 03:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 09:39:01] hannesenator [781/1210] has challenged Milquetoast [702/963] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:40:26 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[10/10/17 11:06:23] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:48:10 from level 76.
[10/10/17 11:54:25] Milquetoast was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:08 from level 76.
[10/10/17 15:39:28] Bradicus, b00, and Kylie [540/1457] have team battled Milquetoast, MadHatter, and keepermurf [2499/2572] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/17 08:46:41] Boulder [283/477] has challenged Milquetoast [610/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:15 is added to Boulder's clock.
[10/11/17 18:35:31] zid, Milquetoast, and Silvanus_Betrium [821/2175] have team battled Agent86, xa, and Euronur [1468/1880] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 19:25:06] Dalai [2/241] has challenged Milquetoast [595/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/14/17 21:14:04] Milquetoast [103/963] has challenged dclaw123 [503/1000] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:04 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/15/17 04:16:13] Boulder [279/482] has challenged Milquetoast [766/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:31 is added to Boulder's clock.
[10/17/17 12:25:42] kensington [404/903] has come upon Milquetoast [506/963] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:52:59 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/18/17 18:36:43] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:11:05 from level 76.
[10/19/17 00:07:19] Milquetoast [724/963] has come upon pfoley [261/638] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:05:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/19/17 01:30:17] Milquetoast [908/963] has challenged Adar [615/620] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:11:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/19/17 17:35:07] Milquetoast [221/963] has challenged SpikeX [78/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:43:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/20/17 10:47:39] Milquetoast, Dalai, and Brady [817/1814] have team battled sbp, ohnx, and Syloq [1981/2018] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/17 19:43:08] exa [327/377] has challenged Milquetoast [253/963] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:46 is removed from exa's clock.
[10/21/17 06:14:21] KeboDK, TauPan, and JuanMaestro [1381/2070] have team battled Milquetoast, rxcomm, and xit [1074/2358] and won! 1 day, 08:56:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 23:20:16] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:42 towards level 76.
[10/22/17 11:54:06] keepermurf, Milquetoast, and Gatewayy [1130/2732] have team battled holloway, J, and Woona [469/2570] and won! 0 days, 07:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 07:28:02] kensington [189/903] has come upon Milquetoast [928/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:53 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/24/17 09:25:13] hannesenator, x0, and Milquetoast [403/2463] have team battled brendan, tycoon177, and osannatas [1113/2589] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 01:56:54] wulk, Milquetoast, and WallIdl [841/2396] have team battled Brainiac, fattrat, and Boohbah [2085/2685] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 09:09:03] Milquetoast [815/963] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [575/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/26/17 10:24:58] shandor [41/584] has challenged Milquetoast [885/963] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:31:02 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/26/17 20:23:50] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:21 from level 76.
[10/27/17 09:31:40] Milquetoast [725/963] has come upon codedeeply [109/755] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/27/17 11:41:15] Milquetoast [556/963] has challenged max [739/781] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/27/17 15:34:04] Milquetoast [480/963] has challenged J [113/784] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:30:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/28/17 07:47:56] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:16:04 towards level 77.
[10/28/17 08:24:01] Milquetoast [682/963] has come upon tycoon177 [216/463] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:16:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/28/17 09:22:09] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:28:22 from level 77.
[10/28/17 15:41:32] Milquetoast [505/963] has challenged LordH [143/1046] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:07:56 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/30/17 11:02:03] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:49:26 towards level 77.
[10/30/17 18:20:27] Milquetoast [781/963] has challenged IdleMaster [184/594] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:52:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/30/17 18:20:27] Milquetoast has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 10 days, 11:26:57 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/04/17 05:31:57] Milquetoast [511/963] has come upon dax [353/362] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:49:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/04/17 10:41:04] Milquetoast [211/963] has come upon theZoMBiE [862/902] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:14:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/04/17 17:59:09] Frogging101 [56/585] has challenged Milquetoast [442/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:12:22 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[11/05/17 00:45:33] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:38 towards level 77.
[11/05/17 02:06:12] Doctor, brendan, and ToHellWithGA [500/2864] have team battled Milquetoast, Crazycatlady, and sbp [1832/2208] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/17 17:50:31] Khorne, Andries, and Cypher [1007/2502] have team battled DurkyPak, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [1761/1858] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/17 06:16:12] sigmg [158/550] has come upon Milquetoast [728/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:32 is added to sigmg's clock.
[11/06/17 07:25:54] JensRex [1107/1108] has come upon Milquetoast [703/963] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:04:27 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[11/06/17 14:32:36] SirMonkeybox, Misza, and sigmg [2169/2507] have team battled Geela, Milquetoast, and Cypher [706/2368] and won! 0 days, 04:24:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 20:24:11] Zye [285/816] has challenged Milquetoast [683/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Zye's clock.
[11/07/17 08:42:44] Syloq [370/448] has come upon Milquetoast [846/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:26 is added to Syloq's clock.
[11/07/17 08:53:42] ilbelkyr, sigmg, and Milquetoast [1364/1780] have team battled mwhahaha, RBecker, and loomysh [1622/1922] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/17 18:26:37] Milquetoast [719/963] has challenged Nistur [357/378] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:24:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/08/17 01:47:51] Iri [364/561] has come upon Milquetoast [98/963] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:53:57 is removed from Iri's clock.
[11/08/17 15:47:12] gildarts [34/278] has challenged Milquetoast [466/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/10/17 00:41:15] Milquetoast [515/963] has come upon zid [763/887] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:55:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/11/17 11:16:07] Misza, Brady, and Milquetoast [468/2652] have team battled woonack, megaprogman, and liara [849/1260] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/17 13:09:17] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:02 towards level 77.
[11/12/17 15:50:06] Milquetoast has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:48:31 from level 77.
[11/12/17 17:57:59] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:53:57 towards level 77.
[11/16/17 10:38:02] Milquetoast [450/963] has challenged Eldoreth [745/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:39:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/17/17 09:19:37] Milquetoast [268/963] has come upon Chuck [27/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:53:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/18/17 07:53:31] Milquetoast [618/963] has challenged JensRex [1060/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:15:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/18/17 22:47:33] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:31:34 towards level 77.
[11/20/17 08:59:07] Milquetoast [324/963] has come upon Brainiac [678/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/22/17 11:26:51] Milquetoast [855/963] has challenged HeavyPodda [111/1004] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:05:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/22/17 21:15:01] Milquetoast, gildarts, and RedW [42/2271] have team battled Globalirc, TauPan, and AbrahamLinksys [798/1975] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 02:51:59] Milquetoast [797/963] has come upon m [23/85] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:23:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/23/17 02:51:59] Milquetoast [211/963] has come upon m [77/85] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:44:58 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/23/17 09:09:44] Milquetoast slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Milquetoast's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/17 06:50:00] Milquetoast [283/958] has challenged pixelate [390/506] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:30:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/17 20:56:48] grooverider, Milquetoast, and Chuck [2105/3003] have team battled TauPan, SlowRiot, and bigjay [1159/2624] and won! 1 day, 21:59:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 22:23:05] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:55 from level 77.
[11/27/17 08:05:24] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:04:09 from level 77.
[11/27/17 17:45:27] kensington [772/918] has come upon Milquetoast [161/958] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:40:37 is removed from kensington's clock.
[11/28/17 05:14:08] Milquetoast [140/958] has challenged Xenthys [432/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/28/17 06:24:03] Jandre [36/220] has challenged Milquetoast [459/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Jandre's clock.
[11/28/17 06:57:20] gildarts [103/493] has challenged Milquetoast [253/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/28/17 10:46:04] Eiam, Milquetoast, and Agent86 [2146/2245] have team battled sunri5e, Heisenberg, and i8Rzoc [73/1695] and won! 1 day, 09:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 20:36:32] Birdbones [763/945] has come upon Milquetoast [294/958] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:46:01 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/17 09:04:10] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:43 towards level 77.
[11/29/17 15:31:04] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:25 towards level 77.
[11/30/17 09:44:04] Milquetoast [442/958] has come upon djm [365/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:32:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/02/17 03:42:49] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:34:49 from level 77.
[12/02/17 14:00:38] Milquetoast [924/958] has come upon MetaNova [283/929] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:10:47 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/02/17 17:53:20] Milquetoast [874/958] has come upon KeboDK [971/1004] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:23:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/03/17 03:47:44] Eiam, Milquetoast, and Avocet [461/2443] have team battled droogie, allo, and Lnk [909/2052] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 18:09:17] Realmy, Milquetoast, and mordac [166/3136] have team battled meffe, crysys, and AngryParsley [1629/1913] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 19:22:46] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:10:35 towards level 77.
[12/05/17 03:10:40] rxcomm, neurospex, and KeboDK [686/3009] have team battled kork, Gerdesas, and Milquetoast [370/1912] and won! 0 days, 22:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 14:36:55] i8Rzoc, Sundance, and Milquetoast [1356/1937] have team battled irix, sunri5e, and petrichor [1920/2680] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 07:16:19] Sixbierehomme, glorgamitch, and Elgo [642/1686] have team battled suterismus, Milquetoast, and david [1879/2869] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 10:43:43] Milquetoast [538/958] has come upon Khorne [38/937] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:16:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/17 22:59:39] Milquetoast [484/958] has come upon meffe [17/509] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:27:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/08/17 00:38:29] damyan [707/769] has challenged Milquetoast [319/958] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:14:09 is removed from damyan's clock.
[12/08/17 01:36:33] Milquetoast [535/958] has come upon nickware [475/612] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:12:41 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/08/17 09:00:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 4 days, 03:41:58 toward level 77.
[12/08/17 22:10:35] Milquetoast [510/958] has come upon Bradicus [222/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:29:45 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/09/17 23:43:45] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:38 towards level 77.
[12/10/17 00:11:40] blizgerg, Lenny, and Atan [1714/2030] have team battled exa, Lios, and Milquetoast [945/2621] and won! 0 days, 11:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 06:20:24] Boohbah, Taffer, and Iri [165/2099] have team battled suterismus, Milquetoast, and Frogging101 [539/2909] and lost! 1 day, 23:49:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 06:41:56] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:56 towards level 77.
[12/10/17 09:54:23] Iri, Tenorman, and Milquetoast [1203/2559] have team battled Virtual, Boohbah, and sasaniak [1221/2097] and lost! 0 days, 06:07:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 03:05:03] Milquetoast [390/958] has challenged vegadark [70/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:41 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/11/17 18:33:05] Milquetoast [653/958] has challenged kenyon [599/977] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/12/17 04:11:37] Milquetoast [37/958] has come upon qwerty [282/344] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:48:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/14/17 03:30:38] Milquetoast [101/958] has challenged gildarts [417/526] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:48:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/15/17 00:26:59] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:28:48 towards level 78.
[12/15/17 06:02:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 20 days, 19:01:50 toward level 78.
[12/15/17 07:20:37] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:50:22 towards level 78.
[12/15/17 18:44:23] V`ger [203/463] has challenged Milquetoast [697/958] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:50:23 is added to V`ger's clock.
[12/16/17 17:21:34] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:37 towards level 78.
[12/16/17 23:41:04] Jandre, Milquetoast, and qwerty [896/1703] have team battled SlowRiot, woonack, and Euronur [605/2179] and won! 0 days, 13:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 17:10:02] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:43 towards level 78.
[12/18/17 01:03:37] Milquetoast [580/958] has challenged Nistur [183/380] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:22:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/18/17 02:23:12] allo [310/482] has come upon Milquetoast [586/958] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:21:38 is added to allo's clock.
[12/18/17 07:49:49] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:13:07 towards level 78.
[12/18/17 07:51:47] Heisenberg [573/887] has come upon Milquetoast [510/958] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:33:22 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/18/17 09:44:42] os-5185, Birdbones, and Tenorman [1213/2897] have team battled Milquetoast, Taffer, and ohnx [679/2687] and won! 0 days, 15:37:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/17 13:38:40] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:20:54 towards level 78.
[12/22/17 10:16:15] Lios [251/843] has challenged Milquetoast [293/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:17:58 is added to Lios's clock.
[12/22/17 11:28:15] ThePhoenix47 [201/351] has challenged Milquetoast [475/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/24/17 11:32:38] Syloq [127/451] has challenged Milquetoast [73/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:39:28 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[12/24/17 22:09:14] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:31 towards level 78.
[12/25/17 23:10:00] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:23 towards level 78.
[12/26/17 19:51:09] AbacusAvenger [451/861] has challenged Milquetoast [229/962] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:04:56 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/27/17 13:11:49] ToHellWithGA [72/705] has come upon Milquetoast [207/962] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:50:21 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/30/17 11:23:35] suterismus, Milquetoast, and tmberg [25/3232] have team battled MadMan, fattrat, and Sundance [644/2900] and lost! 3 days, 00:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 17:31:29] Milquetoast [586/962] has challenged Eiam [212/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:32:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/17 18:49:27] Milquetoast got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:52:40 from level 78.
[01/02/18 18:44:55] Realmy [954/1048] has come upon Milquetoast [30/962] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:45:46 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[01/02/18 18:44:55] Realmy has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:49:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/02/18 19:35:10] Iri [402/531] has come upon Milquetoast [878/962] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:54:14 is added to Iri's clock.
[01/02/18 21:18:59] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:17 towards level 78.
[01/03/18 12:58:42] Cypher, Milquetoast, Lios, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/18 05:37:50] Milquetoast had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:51 towards level 78.
[01/04/18 13:39:40] Sir_Lemming [728/847] has challenged Milquetoast [724/962] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/04/18 18:36:21] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:20 from level 78.
[01/05/18 03:30:16] Atan [507/515] has challenged Milquetoast [388/962] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:42:02 is removed from Atan's clock.
[01/07/18 08:59:26] Milquetoast [378/962] has come upon AbacusAvenger [818/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:30:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/07/18 09:47:06] Globalirc [457/785] has challenged Milquetoast [695/962] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:49:18 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/08/18 00:31:30] Milquetoast [78/962] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [20/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:31:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/08/18 00:31:30] Milquetoast has dealt bl4ckscor3 a Critical Strike! 10 days, 13:22:07 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/09/18 21:51:23] allo, Agent86, and LordH [63/2122] have team battled Yuhno, Milquetoast, and pixelate [897/1936] and lost! 3 days, 10:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/18 04:50:17] Milquetoast [635/962] has challenged Mars [526/677] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:27:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/12/18 06:03:16] qwerty [311/393] has challenged Milquetoast [90/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:53:39 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[01/13/18 07:28:54] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:13:08 from level 79.
[01/13/18 15:49:50] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:08 towards level 79.
[01/13/18 16:35:41] djm [163/643] has challenged Milquetoast [667/962] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to djm's clock.
[01/13/18 19:04:18] Milquetoast [643/962] has challenged KobrAs [414/498] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:41:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/14/18 08:04:26] Syloq [349/446] has come upon Milquetoast [760/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:08:46 is added to Syloq's clock.
[01/16/18 05:47:36] speedmann [247/337] has challenged Milquetoast [676/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to speedmann's clock.
[01/16/18 08:24:13] Milquetoast [124/962] has challenged MetaNova [159/968] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:35:41 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/17/18 07:59:18] hoglahoo, bootdisk, and Milquetoast [495/2283] have team battled Lios, MJ94, and Nistur [655/2267] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 12:30:25] KobrAs [275/498] has challenged Milquetoast [91/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from KobrAs's clock.
[01/17/18 23:54:41] Milquetoast [236/962] has come upon MadMan [264/1032] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:13:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/19/18 14:51:00] Birdbones [231/935] has challenged Milquetoast [26/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/20/18 02:55:03] Milquetoast [530/962] has challenged sasaniak [101/668] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:29:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/23/18 04:54:11] Milquetoast [345/962] has come upon Crazycatlady [489/557] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:24:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/23/18 14:50:06] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:33 towards level 79.
[01/24/18 16:03:29] sjefen6, ilbelkyr, and PiotrekD [1082/1857] have team battled Fluttershy, Lemelisk, and Milquetoast [1142/3142] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/18 03:50:57] Brady, petrichor, and zankore [1139/2612] have team battled osannatas, Milquetoast, and neurospex [574/2915] and won! 0 days, 23:34:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 04:38:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 28 days, 18:16:55 toward level 79.
[01/25/18 05:46:12] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:03 towards level 79.
[01/25/18 18:40:10] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:02 towards level 79.
[01/25/18 20:09:06] blind, Lemelisk, and suterismus [1854/3425] have team battled DurkyPak, vegadark, and Milquetoast [127/1926] and won! 2 days, 07:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 23:41:52] Milquetoast [565/962] has challenged Barry [177/282] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:37:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/27/18 23:50:28] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:51 towards level 79.
[01/29/18 05:30:09] Milquetoast [413/962] has come upon gildarts [381/489] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:57:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/30/18 00:42:14] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:04 towards level 79.
[01/30/18 09:49:43] gildarts, Milquetoast, basicMiracle, and ruan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/18 07:34:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:39:17 from level 79.
[02/01/18 15:36:03] Milquetoast [144/962] has challenged gildarts [313/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/01/18 22:01:20] hoglahoo, liara, and agrajag [361/2008] have team battled Milquetoast, borsin, and fattrat [270/2871] and won! 0 days, 17:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 05:43:57] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:52 towards level 79.
[02/02/18 17:08:24] Milquetoast spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Milquetoast's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/02/18 22:09:28] Milquetoast [158/950] has challenged SpikeX [700/829] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:44:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/03/18 06:38:40] gildarts, Milquetoast, and ishanyx [11/2101] have team battled Syloq, unicron, and Sir_Lemming [1778/2053] and lost! 1 day, 06:59:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/18 06:49:16] Beavis [766/1031] has challenged Milquetoast [908/950] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:16:05 is added to Beavis's clock.
[02/04/18 17:00:54] Milquetoast [310/950] has challenged D.Va [419/551] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:34:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/05/18 01:03:31] Mirc0p [668/750] has challenged Milquetoast [700/950] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:03:51 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[02/05/18 13:53:51] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:05:41 towards level 80.
[02/06/18 16:14:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 50 days, 15:10:25 toward level 80.
[02/07/18 03:59:04] Mars, Heisenberg, and Milquetoast [297/2532] have team battled kork, max, and zid [705/1942] and lost! 3 days, 09:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 20:28:11] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:29 towards level 80.
[02/08/18 05:01:21] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:41:24 towards level 80.
[02/08/18 20:28:22] lipek, neurospex, and Bob [1392/2974] have team battled Milquetoast, D.Va, and dclaw123 [681/2481] and won! 1 day, 11:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 09:41:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 03:37:49 from level 80.
[02/14/18 03:41:44] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:29:21 towards level 80.
[02/14/18 11:03:40] D.Va, IdleMaster, and meffe [606/1955] have team battled qwerty, LordH, and Milquetoast [1645/2823] and lost! 0 days, 21:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/18 19:52:51] Milquetoast sharpened the edge of their weapon! Milquetoast's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/18 21:42:23] RistoUuranmaki [851/911] has come upon Milquetoast [369/985] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:15:32 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/15/18 04:00:31] fattrat, crysys, and manish17xxx [2125/2614] have team battled Milquetoast, blizgerg, and nickware [942/2730] and won! 1 day, 22:15:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 05:27:22] ishanyx [324/644] has challenged Milquetoast [11/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:48 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[02/15/18 12:17:36] borsin [595/729] has challenged Milquetoast [934/985] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/15/18 19:39:25] cirdan, Lemelisk, and Milquetoast [2265/2998] have team battled elbie, Syloq, and Euronur [1477/1962] and won! 0 days, 11:45:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 12:47:59] Birdbones, grooverider, and Milquetoast [2367/3287] have team battled sunri5e, Sir_Lemming, and Globalirc [1643/2222] and won! 3 days, 00:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 07:40:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 2 days, 18:05:18 toward level 80.
[02/17/18 13:11:52] Milquetoast [196/985] has come upon WallIdl [470/932] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:52:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/17/18 20:24:23] Milquetoast [99/985] has come upon borsin [207/729] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:32 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/19/18 19:09:02] Milquetoast [723/985] has challenged vegadark [580/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:42:17 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/20/18 06:57:13] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:39 towards level 80.
[02/20/18 11:56:38] Milquetoast [958/985] has come upon brycec [303/820] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:51:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/20/18 16:07:11] Milquetoast, pfoley, and KeboDK [341/2514] have team battled Brainiac, kline, and Sharky4 [1306/1707] and lost! 1 day, 01:28:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 08:47:35] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:22 from level 80.
[02/21/18 19:11:06] adamchainz, JuanMaestro, and Milquetoast [677/2283] have team battled bender, Pici, and elf [1391/2836] and lost! 1 day, 15:40:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/18 02:54:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 08:56:46 toward level 80.
[03/07/18 04:16:15] Brainiac, Geela, and robox [1728/1954] have team battled Milquetoast, acolarh, and MrGlass [101/2035] and won! 0 days, 19:25:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/18 14:01:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 19:25:29 toward level 80.
[03/08/18 07:51:13] Luamil, ohnx, and awgh [1069/2565] have team battled D.Va, KeboDK, and Milquetoast [1086/2415] and lost! 1 day, 03:04:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 08:59:18] apiw, Iri, and Gizmokid2005 [873/2002] have team battled Milquetoast, zifnab06, and himuraken [2169/2488] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/18 02:21:08] Milquetoast [389/985] has challenged yano [185/700] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/09/18 10:59:57] pixelate, SpikeX, and greekman [790/1713] have team battled Taffer, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [1097/2443] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 01:36:24] Milquetoast [732/985] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [414/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:42:57 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/10/18 03:21:48] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:00:46 from level 80.
[03/10/18 14:33:24] Milquetoast [24/985] has challenged Cata [6/98] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:51:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/13/18 01:23:06] Milquetoast [480/985] has come upon m4dc0w [160/260] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:38:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/13/18 23:04:56] Milquetoast, Heisenberg, and Zaratustra [615/2761] have team battled apiw, himuraken, and bavi [1482/1866] and lost! 1 day, 02:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/18 04:14:16] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:32 towards level 80.
[03/17/18 01:26:07] Eldoreth [193/916] has challenged Milquetoast [570/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:38:42 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[03/17/18 12:02:51] Milquetoast [723/985] has come upon acolarh [69/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:10:42 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/18/18 13:21:10] Milquetoast [885/985] has come upon grooverider [1172/1208] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:34 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/19/18 03:30:42] suterismus, glorgamitch, and Majak [792/2539] have team battled Bob, liara, and Milquetoast [1585/2252] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/18 04:37:33] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:59 towards level 80.
[03/19/18 11:38:00] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:11 towards level 80.
[03/19/18 17:56:53] Milquetoast [525/985] has challenged Atan [377/574] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/19/18 19:43:02] m4dc0w [128/355] has challenged Milquetoast [900/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/20/18 08:52:08] Milquetoast [334/995] has come upon robox [258/809] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:57:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/21/18 10:58:16] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:40:47 from level 81.
[03/22/18 20:09:41] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:45:23 towards level 81.
[03/22/18 22:08:56] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:34 towards level 81.
[03/23/18 08:42:12] Milquetoast [457/995] has come upon Globalirc [249/790] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:16:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/23/18 20:59:55] Milquetoast, niko, and canton7 [116/2090] have team battled el, SlowRiot, and neurospex [990/2605] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/18 00:24:02] shandor [78/602] has challenged Milquetoast [752/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:35:38 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/24/18 05:14:40] Milquetoast [40/999] has come upon Wario [359/400] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:55:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/24/18 16:37:48] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:49 towards level 81.
[03/25/18 05:29:45] Milquetoast [566/999] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [82/572] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:01:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/27/18 01:00:50] Milquetoast, Mars, and Clearcasting [291/1941] have team battled mordac, kork, and qwerty [1914/2267] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/18 11:53:01] Milquetoast [711/999] has challenged brycec [234/820] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:26:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/28/18 20:05:22] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:24:30 towards level 81.
[03/30/18 04:30:57] Milquetoast, ilbelkyr, and bigjay [2541/3142] have team battled neurospex, Nistur, and AngryParsley [1881/2498] and won! 3 days, 00:39:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 13:56:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:32:51 from level 81.
[03/30/18 14:29:18] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:53 from level 81.
[04/02/18 15:07:52] himuraken, speedmann, and Brainiac [1590/2198] have team battled Milquetoast, apiw, and LukeLR [1012/2128] and won! 0 days, 17:16:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 23:20:42] yano, Milquetoast, and shandor [1668/2301] have team battled Taffer, kork, and sjefen6 [1201/1427] and won! 2 days, 07:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/18 14:07:44] Tor [34/222] has challenged Milquetoast [480/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/09/18 09:11:38] Milquetoast [143/1003] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [125/572] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:17:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/09/18 09:59:34] Milquetoast was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:08 from level 81.
[04/10/18 01:17:02] Lnk [173/724] has challenged Milquetoast [805/1003] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/10/18 14:02:10] Mateusz, codedeeply, and Killerkid [1191/2560] have team battled bl4ckscor3, snql, and Milquetoast [1631/1779] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 14:18:26] bl4ckscor3 [296/572] has challenged Milquetoast [759/1003] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/15/18 14:15:24] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:58 towards level 81.
[04/16/18 08:42:06] Milquetoast [744/1003] has come upon Brady [173/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:21:45 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/16/18 23:16:28] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:44 towards level 81.
[04/17/18 07:25:51] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:45 towards level 81.
[04/17/18 22:43:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 00:10:55 toward level 81.
[04/17/18 23:02:57] Milquetoast [189/1003] has challenged Bradicus [553/747] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/18/18 16:29:27] Tenorman, sunri5e, and canton7 [2341/2458] have team battled Milquetoast, bender, and pfoley [660/2535] and won! 3 days, 01:47:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 21:19:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 25 days, 02:39:52 toward level 82.
[04/18/18 22:41:09] Sharky4 [280/459] has challenged Milquetoast [556/1003] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/19/18 04:19:59] Milquetoast [808/1003] has come upon Crazycatlady [98/565] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:43:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/19/18 08:14:11] Milquetoast [831/1003] has come upon Agent86 [414/596] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:09:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/20/18 22:47:08] Milquetoast [119/1003] has come upon Killerkid [454/784] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:57:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/21/18 02:01:10] Milquetoast [391/1003] has come upon Elgo [237/445] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:10:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/21/18 06:13:28] Ttech [459/1709] has come upon Milquetoast [711/1003] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:03:56 is added to Ttech's clock.
[04/21/18 10:27:54] sbp, djm, and Milquetoast [775/2530] have team battled cirdan, Yuhno, and jrosmith [1060/2237] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/18 08:48:19] SlowRiot [667/975] has challenged Milquetoast [639/1003] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:37:10 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/24/18 23:21:50] Sharky4, petrichor, and LukeLR [137/2091] have team battled allo, Milquetoast, and djm [1983/2409] and lost! 1 day, 03:12:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/18 04:54:33] fattrat [936/1178] has come upon Milquetoast [663/1003] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:06:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/25/18 06:36:20] Altorin [133/186] has challenged Milquetoast [790/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Altorin's clock.
[04/26/18 00:53:57] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:35 towards level 82.
[04/26/18 14:56:32] Nistur, J, and glorgamitch [1957/2081] have team battled bavi, Milquetoast, and suterismus [1279/2889] and won! 0 days, 22:20:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/18 20:35:00] Iri, prime, and Zaratustra [377/1957] have team battled Milquetoast, womblecat, and M00nsl47r [552/1888] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 04:17:18] Milquetoast [625/1003] has challenged irix [773/1020] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:21:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/27/18 23:00:21] vegadark [50/591] has challenged Milquetoast [823/1003] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/30/18 14:15:12] Milquetoast [50/1003] has come upon dindinx [40/859] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:56:40 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/30/18 22:41:21] Milquetoast [425/1003] has come upon moony [12/164] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:09:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/18 22:09:37] Milquetoast, neurospex, and Dork_Knight [1553/2929] have team battled idlerpgww, Herb_Tarlek, and womblecat [129/1933] and won! 2 days, 16:56:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 21:46:13] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:59:15 from level 82.
[05/04/18 17:36:23] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:13 towards level 82.
[05/04/18 19:32:19] IndigoTiger, Psilocybe, Milquetoast, and seanmnaes have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/18 06:24:34] Milquetoast [429/1003] has come upon ilbelkyr [167/878] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:12:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/18 12:07:29] Leetistan [59/67] has challenged Milquetoast [215/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[05/06/18 13:34:38] Leetistan [66/88] has challenged Milquetoast [918/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[05/07/18 14:47:33] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:55 towards level 82.
[05/08/18 09:35:36] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:35 from level 82.
[05/09/18 04:54:05] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:16 towards level 82.
[05/09/18 11:07:52] sigmg [309/727] has challenged Milquetoast [494/996] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:12:20 is added to sigmg's clock.
[05/10/18 11:16:19] Milquetoast [733/996] has challenged canton7 [209/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/11/18 05:13:11] neurospex, bootdisk, and LukeLR [1021/2546] have team battled buksi, pfoley, and Milquetoast [1280/2183] and lost! 1 day, 16:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/18 18:26:49] Milquetoast [687/996] has come upon dwfreed [489/533] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:52:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/13/18 00:38:17] Milquetoast [835/996] has challenged kenyon [64/1249] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/13/18 13:02:59] Milquetoast [546/996] has challenged TimWolla [25/445] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:12:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/18 00:11:24] Morfeus, codedeeply, and IdleMaster [831/1998] have team battled buksi, Milquetoast, and Lnk [710/2236] and won! 0 days, 02:45:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 10:41:35] elf [1032/1036] has come upon Milquetoast [311/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:51:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/14/18 15:27:35] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and PinkiePie [1588/2324] have team battled pixelate, MadMan, and alephnull [1196/2146] and won! 0 days, 19:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 08:48:09] Milquetoast [25/947] has come upon Sundance [284/687] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:59:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/16/18 04:05:43] Sharky4 [161/459] has challenged Milquetoast [279/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:10 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/18/18 02:31:55] Milquetoast [698/947] has come upon Morfeus [209/404] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:35:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/18 17:28:16] alephnull [290/569] has challenged Milquetoast [807/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:31 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/18/18 19:40:15] Boohbah, Psilocybe, and idisjunction [1074/2243] have team battled loomysh, Yuhno, and Milquetoast [4/2319] and won! 0 days, 23:14:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 09:57:07] sbp, RBecker, and Khorne [616/2487] have team battled codedeeply, Milquetoast, and J [337/2485] and won! 2 days, 22:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 14:07:27] crudd [90/177] has challenged Milquetoast [767/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to crudd's clock.
[05/19/18 17:37:20] valdur55 [139/882] has challenged Milquetoast [923/947] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:13:40 is added to valdur55's clock.
[05/20/18 04:41:30] woonack [352/484] has challenged Milquetoast [375/947] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:48:39 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/20/18 22:09:22] loomysh, Khorne, and Milquetoast [2179/2729] have team battled lakwatsero, Leetistan, and Iri [715/1383] and won! 2 days, 07:07:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 09:36:58] niko, Ais, and grooverider [1224/2245] have team battled ruan, Brady, and Milquetoast [1897/2562] and lost! 0 days, 22:00:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/18 10:36:18] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:38:51 towards level 83.
[05/21/18 17:55:25] Milquetoast [152/947] has challenged Lnk [171/713] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:09:57 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/22/18 02:00:56] CompanionCube [301/570] has challenged Milquetoast [416/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[05/22/18 09:38:06] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:57:20 towards level 83.
[05/22/18 12:20:45] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:23:12 towards level 83.
[05/25/18 10:45:18] Milquetoast [351/947] has challenged XF [313/419] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:27:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/26/18 02:26:49] Geela, Milquetoast, and bootdisk [254/2285] have team battled MetaNova, awgh, and Evrial [1154/2422] and lost! 0 days, 23:39:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/18 00:51:07] Milquetoast [423/947] has come upon LukeLR [246/499] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:27:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/27/18 13:29:31] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:34 towards level 83.
[05/27/18 14:25:11] Shakes, NRKist, and pfoley [412/1528] have team battled CornFly, Milquetoast, and TauPan [1953/2670] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/18 22:17:45] sbp, idlerpgww, and Mateusz [1201/2063] have team battled allo, Milquetoast, and bavi [1513/1903] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 17:20:38] Milquetoast [459/947] has challenged exa [211/1003] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:54:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/30/18 21:45:03] Milquetoast [937/947] has come upon bigjay [525/1285] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:35:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/30/18 21:45:03] Milquetoast has dealt bigjay a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:18:25 is added to bigjay's clock.
[06/08/18 00:39:04] rxcomm [654/968] has challenged Milquetoast [516/947] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:21 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[06/08/18 02:36:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 10 days, 15:40:50 toward level 83.
[06/08/18 08:48:12] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:28 towards level 83.
[06/08/18 12:51:35] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:41 towards level 83.
[06/09/18 13:50:37] Milquetoast [141/947] has come upon Lemelisk [0/1188] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:32:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/18 01:32:23] Milquetoast [731/947] has challenged Cypher [1026/1076] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/11/18 18:45:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 13:05:25 toward level 83.
[06/13/18 05:58:50] Milquetoast [790/947] has challenged h00k [228/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/13/18 22:47:32] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:14 towards level 83.
[06/13/18 23:20:44] loomysh, adamchainz, and holloway [2005/2298] have team battled Luamil, awgh, and Milquetoast [1875/2533] and won! 3 days, 22:33:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 03:17:35] Arland [121/308] has challenged Milquetoast [670/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Arland's clock.
[06/14/18 09:08:34] dax [239/605] has challenged Milquetoast [449/947] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:50:54 is added to dax's clock.
[06/14/18 22:52:41] Milquetoast [840/947] has challenged Mirc0p [117/750] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:51:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/15/18 01:14:18] Milquetoast [668/947] has challenged SpikeX [798/843] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:23:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/15/18 22:40:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 7 days, 08:40:16 toward level 84.
[06/16/18 12:47:33] petrichor, dwfreed, and Evrial [519/2218] have team battled Ais, Cameron_D, and Milquetoast [462/3049] and won! 1 day, 21:30:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 17:37:16] kenyon [943/987] has challenged Milquetoast [863/947] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:52:55 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/19/18 08:43:28] Milquetoast [841/947] has come upon grooverider [1110/1270] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:12:40 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/23/18 18:38:16] Milquetoast [264/947] has come upon LukeLR [32/526] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:40:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/24/18 17:21:45] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:30:09 from level 84.
[06/25/18 16:19:22] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:34:30 from level 84.
[06/27/18 11:20:43] Milquetoast [556/947] has challenged valdur55 [836/892] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:19:06 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/28/18 04:36:06] Milquetoast, Heisenberg, and Crazycatlady [360/2463] have team battled JensRex, dxtr, and Yuhno [345/2109] and won! 4 days, 06:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 10:51:04] Milquetoast got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:14:21 from level 84.
[06/28/18 14:01:34] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:05:14 towards level 84.
[06/29/18 04:09:05] niko [541/607] has come upon Milquetoast [608/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:01 is added to niko's clock.
[06/29/18 05:33:56] sjefen6, vox, and Killerkid [791/2738] have team battled adamchainz, Milquetoast, and CornFly [1740/2665] and lost! 2 days, 07:16:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 08:22:38] Fluttershy [824/1029] has come upon Milquetoast [176/947] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:01:06 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[07/03/18 11:05:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 21:45:40 from level 84.
[07/04/18 01:45:40] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:26:51 towards level 84.
[07/07/18 00:31:53] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:27:32 from level 84.
[07/07/18 03:48:07] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:54:33 towards level 84.
[07/08/18 16:05:27] Milquetoast [787/947] has come upon manish17xxx [259/1003] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:34:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/08/18 23:31:23] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:31:02 from level 84.
[07/09/18 06:26:40] Milquetoast [681/947] has come upon SirMonkeybox [495/595] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:57:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/10/18 01:27:21] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:53:46 towards level 84.
[07/12/18 08:55:18] bobvador, Tenorman, and Milquetoast [203/2452] have team battled M144, valdur55, and JensRex [578/2344] and lost! 0 days, 16:11:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/18 03:10:10] Milquetoast [145/947] has come upon simple [213/935] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:57:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/14/18 05:41:14] Milquetoast [287/947] has challenged Iri [333/574] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:55:23 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/15/18 16:53:10] dwfreed [10/462] has challenged Milquetoast [485/947] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:35:58 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/15/18 19:12:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 26 days, 15:34:55 toward level 84.
[07/15/18 20:10:20] Milquetoast [798/947] has come upon bobvador [284/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:37 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/18 06:58:01] Milquetoast [374/947] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [420/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:42:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/18 13:00:06] Milquetoast [330/947] has challenged ncarl747 [500/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:44:33 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/18 15:36:43] neurospex, Dork_Knight, and PiotrekD [1432/2972] have team battled Milquetoast, cjkinni, and acolarh [357/1943] and won! 1 day, 13:08:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 18:01:55] Milquetoast [585/947] has challenged Zaratustra [66/1137] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:07:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/18 21:50:14] sbp, bigjay, pants, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/18 08:06:50] Milquetoast [688/947] has challenged wulk [116/487] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:35:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/18/18 21:54:15] kork, bozo, and JensRex [1621/1844] have team battled Milquetoast, Lemongrab, and sheu [349/1670] and won! 2 days, 11:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/18 14:26:06] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:27 towards level 84.
[07/21/18 19:31:53] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:19 towards level 84.
[07/21/18 23:18:50] vegadark, Lemelisk, and TimWolla [1643/2433] have team battled Milquetoast, bebbet, and PinkiePie [494/2352] and won! 0 days, 16:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 00:36:50] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:36 from level 84.
[07/24/18 06:09:06] Milquetoast [279/947] has challenged Asara [574/1286] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:28:49 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/24/18 08:05:36] Milquetoast [200/947] has come upon lipek [1179/1223] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 00:06:31 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/24/18 14:53:06] Milquetoast [570/947] has come upon LordH [680/1131] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 04:06:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/24/18 17:53:17] Milquetoast reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Milquetoast's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/18 00:10:13] Milquetoast [270/953] has challenged Tor [436/1049] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:30:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/25/18 14:36:58] freeboson, soltys, and TimWolla [1869/2395] have team battled gildarts, Milquetoast, and Birdbones [731/2741] and won! 0 days, 10:51:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 14:45:12] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 03:49:37 towards level 85.
[07/27/18 19:36:43] Euronur, Milquetoast, and Lnk [1441/2514] have team battled astropoint, wulk, and kork [1089/1626] and won! 6 days, 16:58:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 01:20:29] Milquetoast [407/953] has challenged Bradicus [694/736] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:12:13 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/28/18 09:32:17] Milquetoast [697/953] has come upon exotime [359/371] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:17:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/28/18 13:53:36] Milquetoast slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Milquetoast's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/18 09:38:27] Milquetoast [641/948] has come upon dclaw123 [963/1026] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:33:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/29/18 23:36:42] Milquetoast [310/948] has challenged woonack [160/479] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:04:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/30/18 09:07:59] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:46:10 towards level 85.
[07/31/18 15:23:06] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:03:04 from level 85.
[07/31/18 15:49:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 15:45:46 from level 85.
[07/31/18 21:53:34] Milquetoast [49/948] has challenged AngryParsley [665/925] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:26:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/01/18 09:58:03] neurospex [439/1186] has challenged Milquetoast [183/948] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:24:37 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/01/18 18:03:38] Milquetoast [117/948] has come upon KevinSpacey [187/504] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:36:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/02/18 00:13:41] ishanyx, Yuhno, and Milquetoast [1742/2264] have team battled max, adamus1red, and useless [226/1670] and won! 2 days, 17:44:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 03:58:51] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:17:25 towards level 85.
[08/02/18 14:08:10] Milquetoast [54/948] has challenged kork [71/308] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:36:16 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/03/18 21:29:53] ruan, Milquetoast, and zifnab06 [667/2859] have team battled sbp, suterismus, and sunri5e [1910/2881] and lost! 1 day, 05:58:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/18 04:48:35] Milquetoast misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 01:09:39 from level 85.
[08/04/18 07:54:02] Milquetoast lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:59:51 from level 85.
[08/04/18 13:24:59] Milquetoast [264/948] has challenged damyan [669/912] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:11:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/06/18 03:43:50] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:20:31 from level 85.
[08/06/18 04:19:46] Taffer, Killerkid, and Lemelisk [1119/2534] have team battled Milquetoast, useless, and basepi [2289/2547] and lost! 0 days, 22:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/18 02:59:02] Gizmokid2005, Milquetoast, and Syloq [1787/2460] have team battled buksi, sbp, and darkmage [2361/2597] and lost! 0 days, 10:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/18 03:16:12] khmerboy, dwfreed, and kier [197/1842] have team battled Milquetoast, Nistur, and Lnk [32/2310] and won! 3 days, 08:56:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 04:23:30] Asara, jrosmith, and PinkiePie [176/3022] have team battled wolfkin, Pici, and Milquetoast [1765/2401] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/18 21:19:58] Milquetoast [495/948] has challenged cirdan [793/1005] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:53:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/11/18 10:15:58] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 10:59:44 towards level 85.
[08/11/18 20:58:32] Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and Khorne [1268/3102] have team battled brycec, dindinx, and JuanMaestro [1636/2562] and lost! 9 days, 23:32:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 01:30:31] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:54:31 from level 85.
[08/13/18 14:43:34] KeboDK [399/979] has challenged Milquetoast [533/948] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:03:48 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/14/18 16:04:57] Leetistan [170/690] has come upon Milquetoast [695/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:56 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[08/15/18 00:56:02] Milquetoast [821/948] has challenged mustek [303/1034] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:55:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/16/18 20:45:37] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 04:26:24 towards level 85.
[08/17/18 17:32:41] Milquetoast has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 18:32:25 from level 85.
[08/18/18 17:12:33] sunri5e [821/897] has challenged Milquetoast [463/948] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:12 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[08/18/18 18:56:28] Milquetoast [423/948] has come upon Curious_Onion [371/404] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:54:33 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/20/18 16:49:51] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:05:14 towards level 85.
[08/20/18 18:05:01] Herb_Tarlek, bigjay, and bozo [1803/2672] have team battled Milquetoast, agrajag, and LegendaryQ [1657/2302] and won! 2 days, 07:53:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 23:01:50] Yuhno, Milquetoast, and HellSpawn [72/1931] have team battled nickware, Roxana, and blind [1503/2808] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/18 01:34:22] Milquetoast [798/948] has challenged bobvador [280/579] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:56:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/21/18 11:38:10] Milquetoast [112/948] has challenged MadHatter [193/678] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:58:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/21/18 17:36:21] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:17:33 towards level 85.
[08/24/18 20:48:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 15 days, 05:10:14 toward level 85.
[08/28/18 08:13:47] Mateusz [106/995] has challenged Milquetoast [493/948] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:57:58 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/28/18 09:22:46] brendan, canton7, and freeboson [2579/3222] have team battled Vroomfondel, Khorne, and Milquetoast [1791/2715] and won! 0 days, 19:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/18 07:32:45] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:26:35 towards level 85.
[08/29/18 11:23:02] SirMonkeybox [275/583] has challenged Milquetoast [500/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/29/18 14:00:12] Milquetoast [293/948] has come upon Tenorman [882/1051] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:21:23 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/29/18 23:33:42] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:16:29 towards level 85.
[08/30/18 07:48:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 04:10:32 from level 85.
[08/30/18 10:20:25] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:17:20 from level 85.
[08/30/18 12:14:33] MadMan, Andries, and MetaNova [64/2859] have team battled Heisenberg, Iri, and Milquetoast [1482/2186] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/18 08:37:53] Gizmokid2005 [189/1030] has challenged Milquetoast [671/948] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:45:28 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[09/01/18 00:11:10] petrichor, lipek, and Taffer [485/2933] have team battled alephnull, Milquetoast, and damyan [83/2491] and won! 0 days, 05:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 06:10:38] Milquetoast, MetaNova, and MrGlass [2397/2821] have team battled Cameron_D, IndigoTiger, and Misza [3827/3962] and lost! 3 days, 07:13:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/18 14:02:06] Milquetoast [935/948] has come upon dclaw123 [312/1026] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 16:05:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/03/18 07:23:38] simple, pants, and Killerkid [25/2803] have team battled ilbelkyr, Roxana, and Milquetoast [1438/2943] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/18 08:55:43] Milquetoast broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:38:25 from level 85.
[09/04/18 00:52:48] Milquetoast slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Milquetoast's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/18 08:10:38] Milquetoast [354/943] has challenged el [646/917] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:23:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/04/18 13:49:51] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:10:40 towards level 85.
[09/06/18 06:26:41] Milquetoast [537/943] has come upon freeboson [255/797] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:20:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/07/18 23:18:34] Milquetoast [253/943] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [570/715] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:03:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/08/18 07:35:30] Milquetoast [254/943] has come upon elbie [406/711] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:49:45 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/18 04:29:35] Milquetoast [7/943] has come upon brycec [495/1148] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:51:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/18 14:26:18] Milquetoast [148/943] has come upon ishanyx [506/652] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:29:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/18 19:06:50] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:20:50 towards level 85.
[09/09/18 19:32:13] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:20:21 towards level 85.
[09/14/18 23:21:54] Milquetoast [19/943] has come upon wulk [343/529] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:38:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/16/18 10:29:44] Milquetoast ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:05:13 from level 85.
[09/17/18 06:24:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 14 days, 05:12:48 toward level 85.
[09/17/18 23:59:35] brycec [484/1151] has challenged Milquetoast [536/943] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:58:30 is added to brycec's clock.
[09/18/18 18:12:26] theZoMBiE [103/154] has challenged Milquetoast [376/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/20/18 04:34:37] Milquetoast [781/943] has come upon lipek [1052/1239] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:48:33 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/20/18 18:45:43] Milquetoast [565/943] has come upon M144 [463/543] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:52:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/18 09:27:19] el [47/917] has challenged Milquetoast [598/943] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:10:27 is added to el's clock.
[09/21/18 09:52:21] Milquetoast [344/943] has come upon Syloq [171/510] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:00:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/18 14:16:19] Psilocybe, shymega, and sigmg [1432/2055] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Milquetoast, and Fluttershy [468/2709] and won! 5 days, 13:43:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 00:32:33] bigjay [233/1342] has challenged Milquetoast [888/947] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:20:17 is added to bigjay's clock.
[09/22/18 01:26:17] Sharky4, el, and Curious_Onion [1992/2208] have team battled neurospex, Milquetoast, and damyan [974/3054] and won! 0 days, 18:33:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 13:36:53] Milquetoast [741/947] has challenged theZoMBiE [12/201] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:58:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/24/18 02:11:09] Milquetoast [906/947] has come upon JensRex [792/1081] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:03:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/25/18 13:41:27] pixelate, fattrat, and MrGlass [1119/2601] have team battled soltys, max, and Milquetoast [400/2162] and won! 3 days, 15:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 04:40:27] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:31:17 from level 85.
[09/26/18 10:54:57] vegadark [22/596] has come upon Milquetoast [644/947] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:16:24 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/27/18 00:30:55] xit, bebbet, and pfoley [601/2146] have team battled Milquetoast, fattrat, and dxtr [28/2791] and won! 0 days, 00:59:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/18 15:27:38] ishanyx [389/652] has challenged Milquetoast [352/947] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:48 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[09/28/18 19:23:08] Milquetoast, RedW, and Sixbierehomme [1508/2414] have team battled yano, bigjay, and HeavyPodda [1889/3032] and lost! 2 days, 23:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 05:45:06] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:41 towards level 85.
[10/01/18 01:47:56] JuanMaestro [535/890] has challenged Milquetoast [550/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:38:10 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/01/18 02:48:17] soltys [134/587] has challenged Milquetoast [549/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:54 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/01/18 19:01:11] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:51 towards level 85.
[10/02/18 17:47:14] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:06 towards level 85.
[10/03/18 05:31:56] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:55 towards level 85.
[10/03/18 18:52:13] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:29:48 from level 85.
[10/04/18 03:13:29] Milquetoast [630/947] has challenged kier [284/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:36:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/04/18 21:34:22] Milquetoast [22/947] has come upon WallIdl [452/722] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:07:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/05/18 04:51:31] el, M144, Milquetoast, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/18 19:46:08] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:42 towards level 85.
[10/06/18 03:53:17] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:15 towards level 85.
[10/07/18 13:41:48] SCSi [294/499] has challenged Milquetoast [59/947] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:26:03 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/08/18 04:28:53] DrJosh9000 [24/32] has challenged Milquetoast [668/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/08/18 13:50:06] HeavyPodda [440/980] has challenged Milquetoast [228/947] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:55:33 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/09/18 05:55:29] AbacusAvenger [606/861] has challenged Milquetoast [257/947] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:28:46 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[10/09/18 10:30:37] Milquetoast [509/947] has come upon TauPan [276/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:26:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/10/18 02:19:17] Milquetoast [915/947] has challenged yano [411/694] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:57:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/10/18 23:10:03] pfoley [276/648] has challenged Milquetoast [228/947] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:04:02 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[10/11/18 09:00:25] Milquetoast [811/947] has come upon Andries [8/779] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:01:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/18 21:17:28] apiw [282/753] has challenged Milquetoast [561/947] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:04:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/12/18 06:32:12] Xenthys [83/518] has come upon Milquetoast [378/947] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:12:57 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/12/18 18:17:59] xetarip [8/14] has challenged Milquetoast [900/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to xetarip's clock.
[10/13/18 16:03:40] Milquetoast [453/951] has come upon crysys [324/753] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:08:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/13/18 23:32:12] Milquetoast [428/951] has challenged brycec [219/1245] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:41:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/16/18 01:48:41] Milquetoast [549/951] has challenged Asara [128/1319] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:51:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/16/18 14:55:29] RBecker, Roxana, and jrosmith [31/2986] have team battled Milquetoast, brycec, and TimWolla [1902/2957] and lost! 2 days, 03:40:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 17:25:24] Luamil, Ttech, and Psilocybe [1075/3099] have team battled Milquetoast, acolarh, and psycho [1113/1994] and lost! 7 days, 00:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 06:40:32] Milquetoast [338/951] has come upon max [239/651] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:09:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/18/18 20:17:48] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:23:48 from level 86.
[10/19/18 00:53:35] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:47:18 from level 86.
[10/19/18 07:18:26] Milquetoast [593/954] has come upon Agent86 [332/672] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:00:40 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/20/18 02:32:30] Milquetoast got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:22 from level 86.
[10/21/18 02:02:56] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:47 towards level 86.
[10/22/18 05:58:21] Milquetoast [198/954] has come upon Xenthys [233/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:42:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/23/18 15:34:06] Milquetoast [345/965] has come upon Lnk [563/887] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:54:41 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/25/18 02:03:28] Atan [149/543] has challenged Milquetoast [914/965] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:15:13 is added to Atan's clock.
[10/26/18 11:45:25] CornFly, dax, and Yuhno [1793/2483] have team battled Milquetoast, Crazycatlady, and Syloq [356/2095] and won! 0 days, 22:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 08:08:02] Milquetoast [597/965] has come upon WallIdl [406/722] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:05:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/29/18 00:45:32] Lnk [232/887] has come upon Milquetoast [813/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:14:02 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/29/18 04:12:53] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:57 towards level 86.
[10/29/18 09:16:52] vox, TimWolla, and IRPG [1218/2323] have team battled Agent86, Milquetoast, and waifu [1517/2103] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 06:36:26] Milquetoast [847/965] has challenged Heisenberg [602/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:16:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/01/18 01:00:22] MrGlass [4/958] has come upon Milquetoast [344/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:50 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/01/18 01:27:35] Milquetoast [899/965] has challenged acolarh [371/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:33:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/01/18 07:19:34] LilXan [201/293] has challenged Milquetoast [302/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to LilXan's clock.
[11/01/18 17:12:49] Milquetoast [555/965] has challenged GilbertErik [464/686] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:22:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/03/18 14:40:51] Eldoreth [494/979] has challenged Milquetoast [394/965] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:10:36 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/03/18 14:40:51] Eldoreth has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 8 days, 04:22:04 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/03/18 21:02:01] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:03:51 from level 87.
[11/03/18 23:46:52] Bradicus, BagelBites, Majak, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/18 06:25:21] Milquetoast [453/965] has come upon IndigoTiger [519/875] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:31:56 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/05/18 20:32:54] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:30:55 towards level 87.
[11/06/18 10:44:17] Kratos [316/414] has challenged Milquetoast [143/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:27:43 is removed from Kratos's clock.
[11/08/18 13:06:07] Milquetoast [356/965] has challenged Tor [475/1106] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:22:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/11/18 03:56:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 34 days, 13:21:56 toward level 87.
[11/11/18 13:10:14] Milquetoast, freeboson, and Zye [2277/3189] have team battled maria420, sjefen6, and himuraken [554/2025] and won! 4 days, 05:25:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 13:42:43] loomysh, SpikeX, and mustek [1248/2655] have team battled Zoddo, Milquetoast, and Birdbones [1447/3386] and lost! 6 days, 08:59:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 06:44:19] Milquetoast [135/965] has come upon LilXan [60/361] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:36:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/13/18 13:30:01] Milquetoast [932/965] has come upon dwfreed [132/460] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:38:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/13/18 14:43:53] Sixbierehomme, soltys, and MadMan [217/2221] have team battled sunri5e, agrajag, and Milquetoast [2955/3058] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/18 23:24:53] waterman [10/13] has challenged Milquetoast [76/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to waterman's clock.
[11/16/18 15:45:04] idlerpgww, mordac, pants, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/18 07:04:07] Xenofex, h00k, and Zoddo [1095/2072] have team battled Milquetoast, HeavyPodda, and Misza [2840/3164] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/18 22:46:58] Milquetoast [138/965] has come upon holloway [429/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:39:06 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/18/18 06:57:58] Milquetoast [311/965] has challenged nickware [566/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/18/18 21:42:32] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:08 towards level 87.
[11/18/18 23:31:00] Milquetoast [413/965] has come upon mwhahaha [962/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:58:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/18 21:32:49] JuanMaestro, Khorne, eva42, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 00:07:22] Milquetoast [90/965] has challenged sjefen6 [871/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/20/18 15:42:07] Milquetoast spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Milquetoast's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/22/18 01:18:29] Milquetoast [140/958] has challenged CornFly [235/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:02:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/22/18 14:17:17] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:44 towards level 87.
[11/23/18 11:46:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 11:29:49 toward level 87.
[11/24/18 07:57:49] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:25 towards level 87.
[11/24/18 13:31:55] Milquetoast [276/958] has challenged elf [297/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:30 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/24/18 20:33:30] Milquetoast [940/958] has challenged m0shbear [325/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:56 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/18 02:33:39] damyan, Milquetoast, SpikeX, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/18 05:25:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:04:46 from level 87.
[11/25/18 09:00:38] Milquetoast [894/958] has challenged Roxana [877/1203] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:13:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/26/18 18:44:02] allo [365/568] has challenged Milquetoast [927/958] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:02:30 is added to allo's clock.
[11/27/18 09:04:31] Milquetoast [248/958] has come upon sbp [124/646] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:53:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/29/18 09:47:09] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:25:56 towards level 88.
[11/30/18 08:09:48] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and MrGlass [2072/2437] have team battled h00k, L, and Nofew [1199/2021] and won! 0 days, 01:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 03:46:00] Xenofex, Tenorman, and neurospex [775/2694] have team battled Milquetoast, yano, and Lemelisk [316/2963] and won! 0 days, 16:40:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 18:11:10] Milquetoast [583/958] has challenged dclaw123 [183/1021] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:53:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/01/18 18:11:10] In the fierce battle, dclaw123 dropped their level 62 charm! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing their old level 47 charm to dclaw123.
[12/02/18 06:51:45] Milquetoast [514/973] has come upon irix [327/1014] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:51:45 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/02/18 08:00:30] Milquetoast [63/973] has come upon Sundance [175/727] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:09:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/02/18 23:48:05] Milquetoast [133/973] has come upon allo [317/568] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:23:43 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/03/18 05:19:11] Milquetoast [469/973] has challenged Lemelisk [560/1303] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:24:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/03/18 19:37:49] waffles [67/538] has challenged Milquetoast [500/973] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to waffles's clock.
[12/06/18 20:39:09] Milquetoast [223/973] has challenged SlowRiot [319/963] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:32:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/18 09:24:19] mistaEvO8 [59/324] has challenged Milquetoast [718/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[12/07/18 11:42:34] Milquetoast [653/973] has challenged Pici [30/1117] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:36:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/08/18 03:05:07] Milquetoast, apiw, and tmberg [1452/2810] have team battled dax, Bradicus, and MadMan [1397/2549] and won! 1 day, 00:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 04:30:01] Milquetoast, bootdisk, and tspange [924/2870] have team battled Sundance, Birdbones, and Emar [1825/2427] and lost! 3 days, 14:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 17:44:43] Xenthys [293/529] has challenged Milquetoast [656/973] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:21:50 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/11/18 20:24:36] ishanyx, sigmg, and loomysh [1018/2244] have team battled MadMan, Milquetoast, and mordac [2803/3396] and lost! 2 days, 00:29:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/18 20:29:41] Milquetoast [412/973] has come upon m0shbear [60/792] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:12:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/12/18 02:46:13] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:20:42 towards level 88.
[12/12/18 15:58:38] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:23:16 towards level 88.
[12/12/18 16:11:50] Milquetoast [322/973] has challenged h00k [543/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/15/18 03:17:58] Milquetoast spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Milquetoast's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/18 03:39:30] Iceman, IllusiveMan_, and Milquetoast [1410/1756] have team battled Ice__101, useless, and Syloq [128/1789] and won! 0 days, 04:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/18 14:19:11] Lnk [733/894] has challenged Milquetoast [57/967] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:34:25 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/17/18 19:40:12] zygren, dindinx, and Milquetoast [1492/2165] have team battled Everyman, el, and Khorne [740/2665] and won! 0 days, 00:17:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 05:50:25] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:34 towards level 88.
[12/18/18 05:51:22] Milquetoast misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:07 from level 88.
[12/18/18 14:41:15] bootdisk [380/1151] has come upon Milquetoast [787/967] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:34:42 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[12/23/18 02:51:59] Asara [817/1436] has challenged Milquetoast [350/967] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:15 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/23/18 17:34:40] Milquetoast [891/967] has come upon Heisenberg [315/704] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:27:56 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/24/18 05:58:10] Milquetoast [708/967] has challenged apiw [216/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:28:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/24/18 09:52:24] bootdisk, Milquetoast, and crysys [951/2832] have team battled IllusiveMan_, simple, and eva42 [2547/2952] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/18 18:12:18] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:34 towards level 88.
[12/26/18 02:08:12] Milquetoast [445/967] has challenged apiw [70/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:11:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/26/18 23:04:01] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:09 towards level 88.
[12/27/18 14:05:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 19:28:37 toward level 88.
[12/28/18 07:39:05] Lemelisk, Milquetoast, and Homme [1606/2446] have team battled crudd, sigmg, and Ratigan [766/1706] and won! 0 days, 00:01:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 18:22:53] Milquetoast [244/971] has challenged waifu [9/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/28/18 18:22:53] In the fierce battle, waifu dropped their level 67 ring! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing their old level 39 ring to waifu.
[12/29/18 09:16:49] Milquetoast [950/1006] has challenged sunri5e [159/1144] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:03:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/29/18 14:04:33] Milquetoast [22/1006] has come upon gildarts [112/458] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:48:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/18 07:26:38] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:33:19 towards level 89.
[01/01/19 17:00:58] Milquetoast [864/1006] has come upon rxcomm [228/1046] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:09:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/01/19 19:43:25] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:53:38 towards level 89.
[01/03/19 09:45:20] Milquetoast [234/1006] has come upon fragment1 [92/364] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:06:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/03/19 11:10:26] Milquetoast [923/1006] has come upon bobvador [376/614] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:26:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/04/19 02:26:52] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:19 towards level 89.
[01/04/19 03:01:43] Hypino, Milquetoast, autist, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/19 08:17:39] Milquetoast, HellSpawn, and AncalagonThBlack [1915/2141] have team battled AngryParsley, dindinx, and zankore [1379/3213] and won! 0 days, 07:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 10:17:11] eva42, allo, and sunri5e [655/3049] have team battled GilbertErik, aismallard, and Milquetoast [1290/2559] and lost! 3 days, 23:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 07:28:33] averagejoey2000 [105/163] has challenged Milquetoast [789/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:25 is added to averagejoey2000's clock.
[01/10/19 03:48:07] Milquetoast [76/1006] has come upon Cameron_D [1328/1595] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:45:38 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/10/19 08:31:43] Mars, Crazycatlady, and Milquetoast [1862/2684] have team battled GilbertErik, lipek, and vox [3106/3231] and lost! 3 days, 16:41:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 08:31:19] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:04 towards level 89.
[01/12/19 12:19:54] Milquetoast [565/1006] has come upon dax [511/621] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:05:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/12/19 19:17:17] buksi, Psilocybe, and Brady [2332/2389] have team battled Scornn, Milquetoast, and FSM [577/1909] and won! 2 days, 05:17:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 20:49:27] SCSi [466/526] has challenged Milquetoast [34/1006] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:35:55 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[01/13/19 15:56:33] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:29:19 from level 89.
[01/14/19 19:53:59] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:39:50 from level 89.
[01/15/19 06:29:34] PiotrekD, Milquetoast, and Beavis [2402/2786] have team battled Crazycatlady, hannesenator, and IllusiveMan_ [787/2292] and won! 0 days, 04:27:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 18:51:16] strife, Milquetoast, and tspange [153/2197] have team battled freeboson, darkmage, and xayto [1582/2757] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 00:36:18] neurospex, Zythan, and Milquetoast [1822/2733] have team battled allo, spillere, and IdleMaster [1918/1963] and lost! 1 day, 01:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 06:09:24] HeavyPodda [900/1024] has challenged Milquetoast [1000/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:30 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/17/19 04:24:31] M144, GilbertErik, and Sundance [1796/2138] have team battled Milquetoast, Mateusz, and hannesenator [2896/3214] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 02:00:12] Milquetoast [605/1006] has come upon ToHellWithGA [861/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:10:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/18/19 04:13:01] ishanyx, Brady, and Milquetoast [1732/2552] have team battled woonack, spillere, and tmberg [1732/2120] and won! 0 days, 06:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/19 20:34:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 2 days, 04:53:46 toward level 89.
[01/19/19 21:30:58] Milquetoast [205/1006] has come upon psycho [97/426] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/20/19 17:00:17] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:55 towards level 89.
[01/22/19 06:27:19] autist [196/391] has challenged Milquetoast [132/1006] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:07 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/24/19 10:39:20] m0shbear [168/923] has challenged Milquetoast [124/1006] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:11:18 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[01/27/19 18:34:24] Asara, manish17xxx, Milquetoast, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/19 14:02:11] Milquetoast [90/1006] has challenged allo [14/578] in combat and won! 18 days, 10:36:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/28/19 22:03:52] sjums_the_great [52/454] has challenged Milquetoast [789/1006] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:04:57 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/30/19 05:58:21] Milquetoast [202/1006] has come upon strife [152/430] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:36:03 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/30/19 06:48:41] Milquetoast [239/1006] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [223/867] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:39:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/30/19 12:17:09] Kuntilanak [117/178] has challenged Milquetoast [584/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to Kuntilanak's clock.
[01/30/19 14:13:11] Milquetoast [872/1006] has challenged L [207/415] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:26:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/01/19 07:56:49] fattrat, mistaEvO8, and Ttech [1733/3488] have team battled tspange, Milquetoast, and sigmg [1428/2523] and won! 0 days, 15:20:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 07:32:52] Milquetoast [309/1006] has come upon Xenofex [27/731] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:26:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/03/19 10:22:42] Milquetoast [983/1006] has challenged djm [503/803] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:29:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/05/19 10:29:13] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:44:22 from level 90.
[02/06/19 12:41:03] Milquetoast was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:04:12 from level 90.
[02/06/19 13:15:32] xonic [603/631] has challenged Milquetoast [268/1006] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:48:34 is removed from xonic's clock.
[02/07/19 01:54:40] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:14 towards level 90.
[02/07/19 18:47:25] Milquetoast [110/1006] has challenged MrGlass [786/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:44:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/07/19 22:59:08] Sam [328/671] has challenged Milquetoast [78/1006] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:15 is removed from Sam's clock.
[02/09/19 03:55:30] Milquetoast [576/1006] has challenged dclaw123 [645/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:05:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/09/19 10:46:25] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:10:55 from level 90.
[02/09/19 11:50:43] woonack [310/493] has challenged Milquetoast [778/1006] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/10/19 01:06:08] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:40:51 from level 90.
[02/11/19 19:07:39] Milquetoast [335/1006] has come upon Sundance [429/787] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:49:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/12/19 17:15:43] Curious_Onion [93/715] has challenged Milquetoast [37/1006] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:03:44 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[02/13/19 07:28:44] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:20 towards level 90.
[02/13/19 12:16:20] Birdbones [69/1379] has challenged Milquetoast [747/1006] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:09:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/14/19 14:02:47] Milquetoast [849/1006] has come upon Ratigan [206/420] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:16:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/15/19 16:24:10] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:38:20 towards level 90.
[02/17/19 08:25:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 00:12:11 from level 90.
[02/20/19 23:29:52] dayman [332/342] has challenged Milquetoast [435/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to dayman's clock.
[02/21/19 17:02:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 11 days, 08:34:50 toward level 90.
[02/23/19 04:09:48] Milquetoast [142/1006] has challenged SCSi [24/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:40:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/23/19 14:45:13] Brady [344/946] has challenged Milquetoast [161/1006] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:52:50 is removed from Brady's clock.
[02/24/19 03:03:24] Milquetoast [557/1006] has come upon Nistur [558/788] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:45:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/24/19 13:37:56] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:22:12 towards level 90.
[02/24/19 21:28:02] Birdbones, zhalla, and Nofew [1517/2591] have team battled Milquetoast, mistaEvO8, and pixelate [693/2035] and won! 0 days, 20:36:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 15:01:52] Milquetoast [488/1006] has come upon JensRex [948/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:35 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/28/19 16:42:23] Milquetoast [4/1006] has challenged mwhahaha [3/956] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:12:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/28/19 17:49:00] suterismus, kenyon, and HeavyPodda [721/3431] have team battled IllusiveMan_, strife, and Milquetoast [1552/1969] and lost! 2 days, 00:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/19 06:45:33] Milquetoast [512/1006] has challenged tspange [64/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:21:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/01/19 10:58:37] Milquetoast, Bahhumbug, and blizgerg [3183/3210] have team battled Majak, IdleMaster, and MetaNova [1027/1980] and won! 0 days, 19:26:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 07:21:32] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:40 towards level 90.
[03/03/19 04:56:12] Milquetoast [807/1006] has challenged dayman [229/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/04/19 07:46:08] Milquetoast [516/1006] has challenged alephnull [206/787] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/04/19 15:11:50] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:21:18 towards level 91.
[03/04/19 22:02:47] IceeVeeCee [91/109] has challenged Milquetoast [232/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:21 is added to IceeVeeCee's clock.
[03/05/19 04:22:41] elf [593/1194] has come upon Milquetoast [501/1006] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:03:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/05/19 14:09:50] Milquetoast [48/1006] has challenged darkmage [431/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/05/19 21:48:30] jbroome [509/517] has challenged Milquetoast [469/1006] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:31:31 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[03/12/19 10:42:53] PiotrekD [612/737] has challenged Milquetoast [538/1006] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:28:50 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/13/19 17:56:09] Milquetoast [677/1006] has come upon womblecat [526/621] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:40:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/14/19 04:52:22] canton7 [719/911] has challenged Milquetoast [271/1006] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:56:04 is removed from canton7's clock.
[03/14/19 10:23:56] Milquetoast set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:24:10 from level 91.
[03/14/19 22:56:00] Milquetoast [39/1006] has challenged Beavis [466/1148] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:16:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/15/19 01:01:28] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:30:23 towards level 91.
[03/16/19 08:14:39] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:32:17 from level 91.
[03/16/19 21:41:26] Milquetoast [249/1006] has come upon manish17xxx [260/758] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:44:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/17/19 10:08:19] Milquetoast [13/1006] has challenged pfoley [294/670] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:31:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/17/19 14:44:59] Milquetoast was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 00:12:12 from level 91.
[03/17/19 23:40:43] Milquetoast [978/1006] has come upon SirMonkeybox [355/544] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 09:58:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/18/19 17:14:48] vox [537/1154] has challenged Milquetoast [294/1006] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:49:43 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/19/19 00:34:34] Vroomfondel [275/638] has come upon Milquetoast [742/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:07 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[03/19/19 11:49:40] Lemongrab [93/756] has challenged Milquetoast [491/1006] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[03/19/19 20:01:52] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:15:51 from level 91.
[03/19/19 20:24:51] Milquetoast, max, and rxcomm [403/2899] have team battled Fritzl, Mars, and brendan [2457/2783] and lost! 3 days, 14:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/19 07:17:13] Milquetoast, AbacusAvenger, and Killerkid [259/2992] have team battled tmberg, strife, and KeboDK [1339/2818] and lost! 3 days, 23:07:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/19 07:22:56] shandor [67/579] has challenged Milquetoast [224/1006] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:24 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/20/19 12:23:59] Lemongrab [72/756] has challenged Milquetoast [701/1006] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:13:45 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[03/20/19 15:50:29] dclaw123, MiddlewareMonkey, and RBecker [1752/2254] have team battled Xenthys, Milquetoast, and neurospex [2656/2756] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/19 16:16:13] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:15:52 from level 91.
[03/22/19 12:43:13] Milquetoast set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 20:48:54 from level 91.
[03/23/19 02:48:10] Fritzl [238/295] has challenged Milquetoast [895/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to Fritzl's clock.
[03/24/19 11:52:37] Milquetoast EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 19:34:26 from level 91.
[03/25/19 05:18:41] Milquetoast [897/1006] has come upon cirdan [330/1010] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 01:06:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/25/19 07:43:59] Milquetoast [832/1006] has come upon lipek [578/1275] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 23:27:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/25/19 11:24:56] Milquetoast lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:37:52 from level 91.
[03/25/19 13:22:29] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:33:21 towards level 91.
[03/25/19 15:51:09] Milquetoast [397/1006] has challenged mordac [231/1276] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:08:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/25/19 21:09:06] IllusiveMan_, csc2ya, and strife [1026/1636] have team battled HellSpawn, Milquetoast, and bootdisk [1312/2424] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/19 15:56:28] mistaEvO8 [276/575] has challenged Milquetoast [659/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:48 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[03/27/19 23:27:13] Flonk, Xenthys, and Milquetoast [37/2455] have team battled Roxana, pfoley, and Birdbones [2777/3421] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 00:49:31] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:28:03 from level 91.
[03/28/19 10:10:20] Milquetoast, LukeLR, and Mars [2543/2794] have team battled pixelate, Birdbones, and Misza [2898/3147] and lost! 2 days, 19:10:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 08:11:02] Milquetoast [801/1006] has challenged dxrt [383/954] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:38:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/29/19 13:03:51] Milquetoast [691/1006] has come upon ohnx [423/827] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:22:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/29/19 22:07:21] Milquetoast left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Milquetoast's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/19 01:10:10] Xenofex, pants, and Milquetoast [1622/2887] have team battled alephnull, Roxana, and MetaNova [2608/2661] and lost! 1 day, 12:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/19 07:16:03] FSM, acolarh, and HellSpawn [1645/1875] have team battled Milquetoast, alephnull, and Globalirc [2503/2634] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/19 17:44:48] Kropotkin [77/367] has challenged Milquetoast [587/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[03/30/19 17:53:11] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:32 towards level 91.
[03/30/19 19:18:57] Nistur [636/794] has challenged Milquetoast [916/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:42:23 is added to Nistur's clock.
[04/01/19 15:36:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 19 days, 19:24:32 toward level 91.
[04/02/19 04:32:06] Tor [170/1157] has challenged Milquetoast [795/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:36:17 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/02/19 05:52:06] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:43 towards level 91.
[04/02/19 17:31:07] psycho, brendan, and PiotrekD [195/2581] have team battled Milquetoast, ncarl747, and LordH [1217/2879] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 05:12:42] apiw, MetaNova, grooverider, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/19 18:32:05] neurospex, jbroome, and Scornn [1788/2336] have team battled The_Joker, Sixbierehomme, and Milquetoast [755/2146] and won! 0 days, 04:02:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/19 13:46:36] odawt, max, and jvoisin [1255/1490] have team battled pollo, HeavyPodda, and Milquetoast [1068/2470] and won! 0 days, 01:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 10:50:08] Milquetoast [425/966] has challenged cirdan [324/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:54:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/05/19 16:51:28] keepermurf [576/1032] has challenged Milquetoast [814/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:06 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[04/05/19 22:00:15] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:55:29 from level 91.
[04/07/19 10:00:51] L [235/573] has challenged Milquetoast [9/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:01 is removed from L's clock.
[04/07/19 13:09:01] meskio, micah, and HeavyPodda [1331/1620] have team battled Milquetoast, Atan, and MetaNova [835/2503] and won! 0 days, 05:21:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 19:36:41] Milquetoast [122/966] has come upon PiotrekD [432/727] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:16:34 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/08/19 21:07:59] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:10:40 towards level 91.
[04/09/19 05:22:34] Milquetoast got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:40:35 from level 91.
[04/11/19 17:41:08] butlerian [266/330] has challenged Milquetoast [38/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:19:11 is removed from butlerian's clock.
[04/11/19 20:44:07] Milquetoast [524/966] has come upon sunri5e [321/1176] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:14:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/12/19 05:27:09] Milquetoast [160/972] has challenged dxrt [219/854] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:00:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/12/19 12:40:21] Bradicus, Milquetoast, and sjefen6 [2104/2729] have team battled Ttech, holloway, and algernon [2582/3114] and lost! 5 days, 03:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/19 06:38:31] allo [302/647] has challenged Milquetoast [2/972] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:38:06 is removed from allo's clock.
[04/14/19 06:38:31] allo has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:01:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/14/19 13:03:29] Notir, simple, and ncarl747 [186/2195] have team battled sunri5e, Syloq, and Milquetoast [121/2714] and won! 0 days, 06:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 13:31:45] Milquetoast [503/972] has come upon HellSpawn [166/449] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:48:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/15/19 08:19:51] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:47:06 from level 91.
[04/16/19 17:48:46] Milquetoast [344/972] has come upon ohnx [606/827] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:30:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/17/19 04:54:14] fattrat [534/1198] has challenged Milquetoast [350/972] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:17:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/17/19 15:14:59] Nistur [271/799] has challenged Milquetoast [731/972] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to Nistur's clock.
[04/17/19 15:40:19] Notir [210/276] has challenged Milquetoast [898/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to Notir's clock.
[04/18/19 00:10:30] Milquetoast [107/972] has come upon Majak [517/575] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:43:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/20/19 01:26:20] Lemongrab, micah, Milquetoast, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/19 16:55:46] Sundance, Roxana, and ToHellWithGA [2440/2656] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Milquetoast, and pollo [1489/2366] and won! 1 day, 23:19:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 23:11:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 02:03:09 from level 91.
[04/23/19 12:28:33] Milquetoast [217/972] has challenged LukeLR [77/652] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:06:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/23/19 15:45:51] petrichor, Desspugne, and Milquetoast [1531/2698] have team battled vegadark, Bahhumbug, and Brady [1090/2536] and won! 1 day, 13:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/19 16:29:30] Milquetoast [447/972] has challenged SirMonkeybox [525/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/24/19 02:22:52] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:01 towards level 91.
[04/24/19 22:36:25] Bradicus [305/902] has challenged Milquetoast [51/972] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:34:33 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[04/25/19 02:06:01] astropoint, wMw, and Milquetoast [1880/2467] have team battled GilbertErik, Bahhumbug, and Iceman [371/2157] and won! 0 days, 17:00:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/19 11:51:50] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:35 from level 91.
[04/26/19 18:46:32] Flonk [486/939] has challenged Milquetoast [516/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:10 is added to Flonk's clock.
[04/29/19 04:10:59] BagelBites, HellSpawn, and tmberg [1512/2544] have team battled Milquetoast, Ratigan, and rxcomm [1735/2825] and lost! 0 days, 09:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 03:00:23] Milquetoast [607/972] has come upon DrJosh9000 [401/530] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:07:03 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/01/19 03:00:23] Milquetoast has dealt DrJosh9000 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:59:10 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[05/01/19 09:24:16] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:41 towards level 91.
[05/01/19 20:10:51] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:45 towards level 91.
[05/02/19 12:12:11] Milquetoast has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:52:02 from level 91.
[05/02/19 13:18:09] Milquetoast [282/972] has challenged pixelate [486/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:09:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/03/19 00:10:08] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:05 towards level 91.
[05/03/19 01:47:29] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:17 from level 91.
[05/03/19 08:08:12] butlerian [337/359] has come upon Milquetoast [711/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:16 is added to butlerian's clock.
[05/03/19 10:27:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 5 days, 22:20:45 toward level 91.
[05/04/19 07:30:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 23:19:58 toward level 91.
[05/04/19 11:49:41] Bradicus, Curious_Onion, and brendan [1952/2949] have team battled Milquetoast, max, and Lemelisk [1375/3168] and won! 1 day, 19:43:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 14:44:29] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:57 from level 91.
[05/04/19 16:06:46] DatChigga [53/218] has challenged Milquetoast [872/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to DatChigga's clock.
[05/05/19 19:51:26] Milquetoast [374/972] has come upon SlowRiot [442/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/19 23:52:28] Milquetoast [203/972] has come upon skarlso [437/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:35 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/19 00:47:14] Milquetoast [376/972] has challenged SlowRiot [32/864] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:55:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/19 22:33:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 31 days, 14:20:20 toward level 92.
[05/08/19 07:28:09] Antium, Roxana, and LapTop006 [754/2209] have team battled Milquetoast, AbacusAvenger, and BagelBites [1028/2546] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/19 00:15:57] damyan [248/898] has challenged Milquetoast [280/972] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/09/19 19:17:02] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:29:50 towards level 92.
[05/11/19 14:11:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 11 days, 02:29:33 toward level 92.
[05/12/19 02:15:46] Milquetoast [246/972] has come upon BagelBites [381/696] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:05:29 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/19 10:25:42] Milquetoast [31/972] has challenged simple [294/1245] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/19 19:56:17] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:15 towards level 92.
[05/16/19 07:42:17] Milquetoast [325/972] has come upon Eldoreth [490/1014] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:05:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/16/19 22:52:23] Kropotkin, Killerkid, and Birdbones [392/3119] have team battled wMw, Milquetoast, and Faker [952/1912] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 02:07:21] Milquetoast [71/972] has come upon wMw [289/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:29 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/19 00:47:53] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:48 towards level 92.
[05/18/19 09:48:02] tmberg [1304/1408] has challenged Milquetoast [228/972] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:47:22 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/18/19 12:19:32] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:43 towards level 92.
[05/18/19 18:43:30] Nofew, FSM, and shandor [21/2169] have team battled WallIdl, pollo, and Milquetoast [1754/2704] and lost! 1 day, 11:49:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 18:50:07] Milquetoast [897/972] has challenged bootdisk [698/949] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:23:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/19 23:19:24] Milquetoast [547/972] has come upon simple [750/1245] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:53:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/21/19 02:40:39] agrajag, lipek, and Sundance [1455/3066] have team battled Ratigan, bebbet, and Milquetoast [742/2318] and won! 0 days, 11:17:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 03:09:39] mordac, kenyon, and Milquetoast [652/3379] have team battled allo, Brainiac, and sjefen6 [1492/1874] and lost! 1 day, 00:13:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/19 12:16:24] dwfreed [478/590] has challenged Milquetoast [17/972] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:29:45 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/24/19 10:28:54] bigjay, ilbelkyr, and mordac [186/3883] have team battled Milquetoast, AncalagonThBlack, and PlasmaStar [28/2225] and won! 1 day, 23:50:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 22:49:22] SCSi, TauPan, and anarcat [951/1633] have team battled Milquetoast, MJ94, and Lemelisk [1474/2888] and lost! 0 days, 12:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/19 00:21:49] Milquetoast, psycho, and djm [2029/2377] have team battled vegadark, butlerian, and Faker [204/1463] and won! 0 days, 04:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 01:56:42] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:38 towards level 92.
[05/26/19 19:34:39] BagelBites [475/696] has challenged Milquetoast [438/972] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:17:14 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[05/26/19 21:35:06] suterismus [1072/1345] has challenged Milquetoast [862/972] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:37:35 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/26/19 22:34:29] Milquetoast [364/972] has challenged astropoint [360/911] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:25:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/26/19 23:58:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 23 days, 00:55:44 toward level 93.
[05/27/19 19:20:42] Milquetoast [203/972] has come upon Nechayev [753/762] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:13:38 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/28/19 15:20:25] Milquetoast [914/972] has come upon Agent86 [24/664] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:18:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/28/19 22:46:18] TimWolla [771/1197] has challenged Milquetoast [965/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:26:53 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/29/19 02:47:12] Milquetoast [602/972] has challenged bootdisk [256/949] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:44:45 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/29/19 13:41:31] Milquetoast [931/972] has come upon xmj [227/276] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:17:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/29/19 15:50:15] Globalirc [162/906] has challenged Milquetoast [814/972] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:55:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/30/19 11:46:04] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:33 towards level 93.
[05/31/19 03:57:40] AbacusAvenger, Milquetoast, and Jay_of_Delucia [162/2391] have team battled DrJosh9000, Majak, and simple [295/2335] and lost! 1 day, 12:53:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/19 08:44:18] Antium [615/631] has come upon Milquetoast [374/972] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:53:10 is removed from Antium's clock.
[06/02/19 11:03:41] Milquetoast, AbacusAvenger, and gdm [308/2257] have team battled Brainiac, Ratigan, and neurospex [1174/2791] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/19 21:39:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 13 days, 08:07:09 toward level 93.
[06/03/19 07:30:59] Milquetoast [925/972] has come upon bootdisk [869/949] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:16:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/03/19 16:25:16] Milquetoast, sheu, and Cameron_D [1672/3176] have team battled loomysh, meskio, and ncarl747 [479/2152] and won! 1 day, 04:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 19:11:11] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:58 towards level 93.
[06/06/19 22:39:23] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:52 towards level 93.
[06/07/19 17:35:10] ishanyx, womblecat, and golgy [155/1758] have team battled Milquetoast, Noxwaste, and snek [1683/1697] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/19 04:22:51] Milquetoast [492/978] has challenged Equinox [108/362] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:02:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/08/19 04:43:33] Milquetoast [112/978] has challenged buyoq [212/308] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:15:32 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/09/19 03:52:42] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:46:17 from level 94.
[06/09/19 17:40:32] Milquetoast [7/978] has come upon csssuf [213/697] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:58:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/19 05:31:35] anarcat, Milquetoast, and pixelate [588/2109] have team battled PiotrekD, Atan, and darkmage [2291/2734] and lost! 2 days, 17:32:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/19 15:15:28] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:56:12 towards level 94.
[06/12/19 22:31:13] Milquetoast, ilbelkyr, and woonack [256/2551] have team battled grooverider, WallIdl, and gdm [1519/2751] and lost! 5 days, 17:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/19 12:51:02] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:30:52 towards level 94.
[06/14/19 05:38:21] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:10:45 towards level 94.
[06/15/19 11:17:20] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:47:02 towards level 94.
[06/16/19 17:21:17] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:04:55 towards level 94.
[06/16/19 21:35:21] Milquetoast [310/978] has come upon Bradicus [13/921] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:51:05 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/17/19 01:23:46] dartainus [170/209] has challenged Milquetoast [359/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/17/19 08:20:25] Milquetoast [100/978] has come upon Globalirc [353/906] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:48:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/17/19 11:22:00] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:00 towards level 94.
[06/18/19 11:14:05] Globalirc, Milquetoast, and bisco [222/2398] have team battled Clearcasting, butlerian, and M144 [18/1881] and won! 0 days, 20:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 06:25:32] Zaratustra, sunri5e, and Milquetoast [1946/3345] have team battled Lemelisk, pollo, and yano [1049/2707] and won! 0 days, 10:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 20:46:57] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:37:00 from level 94.
[06/21/19 18:38:02] StalkR, Sharky4, and simple [664/2423] have team battled rxcomm, autist, and Milquetoast [83/2970] and won! 0 days, 13:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 07:34:06] Milquetoast [645/978] has come upon Sundance [49/574] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:48:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/22/19 11:46:24] ishanyx, TimWolla, and ohnx [438/2528] have team battled wMw, Majak, and Milquetoast [747/2193] and lost! 3 days, 07:59:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/19 19:02:00] AbacusAvenger, manish17xxx, PiotrekD, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/19 05:45:38] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:06 towards level 94.
[06/23/19 10:17:36] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:54:30 towards level 94.
[06/23/19 15:07:02] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:44:53 towards level 94.
[06/24/19 03:30:24] Milquetoast [42/978] has come upon Lemongrab [871/1011] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:20:13 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/24/19 10:18:19] Milquetoast, yano, and GilbertErik [925/2314] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Syloq, and StalkR [1684/1859] and lost! 4 days, 06:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/19 18:47:14] suterismus, Milquetoast, and CornFly [3014/3449] have team battled Ratigan, freeboson, and skarlso [964/2227] and won! 4 days, 15:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 21:08:14] dax, Milquetoast, and MrGlass [913/2392] have team battled grooverider, xayto, and Herb_Tarlek [2031/3118] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 18:52:50] Athos, Brady, and Milquetoast [829/2046] have team battled rxcomm, neurospex, and alephnull [2727/3401] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 19:33:41] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:07:31 from level 94.
[06/30/19 00:50:40] Velyn [159/217] has challenged Milquetoast [228/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:04 is added to Velyn's clock.
[07/01/19 02:54:01] Milquetoast [899/978] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [559/893] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:51:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/01/19 03:35:25] brendan, pfoley, and blabber [1535/2611] have team battled The_Joker, Milquetoast, and IllusiveMan_ [1022/2022] and won! 3 days, 00:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 17:02:13] anarcat [515/619] has challenged Milquetoast [648/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:35 is added to anarcat's clock.
[07/02/19 17:19:16] Milquetoast [571/978] has come upon Bahhumbug [632/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:03:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/03/19 14:47:25] Milquetoast [720/978] has come upon pfoley [283/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:01:42 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/05/19 09:02:37] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:49 towards level 94.
[07/05/19 21:43:29] Equinox, GilbertErik, and petrichor [435/2481] have team battled Brainiac, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [1759/2886] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/19 08:13:31] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:10 from level 94.
[07/06/19 11:21:45] Milquetoast [555/978] has come upon dartainus [260/427] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:43:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/06/19 15:53:49] dkorhonen [265/297] has challenged Milquetoast [625/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to dkorhonen's clock.
[07/07/19 00:50:31] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:03:11 from level 94.
[07/07/19 07:47:03] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:02 towards level 94.
[07/08/19 05:31:18] Milquetoast [74/983] has challenged vegadark [189/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:00:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/09/19 10:23:10] Milquetoast [606/983] has come upon kenyon [171/1087] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:49:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/09/19 13:41:01] Milquetoast [19/983] has come upon TimWolla [345/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/10/19 02:22:19] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:33 towards level 94.
[07/10/19 04:40:45] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:19 from level 94.
[07/10/19 16:14:52] Milquetoast [82/983] has come upon Heisenberg [726/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/11/19 19:29:41] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:19 towards level 94.
[07/13/19 05:35:54] Milquetoast [345/983] has come upon inittab [160/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:54:47 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/13/19 06:58:30] Clearcasting [493/623] has challenged Milquetoast [171/983] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:40:31 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[07/14/19 09:22:53] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:50 towards level 94.
[07/15/19 19:08:14] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:10 towards level 94.
[07/16/19 01:19:22] Milquetoast [622/983] has come upon freeboson [484/994] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/19 03:40:31] simple, JensRex, and Milquetoast [1382/3475] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Psilocybe, and csssuf [798/2315] and won! 0 days, 00:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 04:46:13] Milquetoast [143/983] has come upon MetaNova [251/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/19 05:18:44] Milquetoast [816/1024] has challenged Velyn [51/270] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:26:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/19 07:54:49] Milquetoast [777/1024] has come upon grooverider [304/1434] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 14:35:08 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/18/19 06:27:13] damyan, blabber, and MiddlewareMonkey [1808/2623] have team battled inittab, Scornn, and Milquetoast [509/1971] and won! 1 day, 18:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/19 19:30:32] Milquetoast [66/1024] has come upon Athos [328/333] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:10:49 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/21/19 16:04:44] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:59:16 towards level 95.
[07/23/19 05:15:44] Mithkabob, m0shbear, Milquetoast, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/19 20:20:50] Milquetoast [991/1024] has come upon Cameron_D [1493/1618] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:36:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/26/19 22:16:07] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:48:06 towards level 95.
[07/26/19 22:19:40] AncalagonThBlack, Milquetoast, and Tratos [851/2931] have team battled Beavis, yano, and vegadark [1862/2335] and lost! 7 days, 07:21:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/19 01:31:10] Milquetoast [769/1024] has come upon Xenofex [224/850] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:12:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/27/19 06:09:27] Milquetoast [576/1024] has come upon Everyman [618/755] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:10:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/27/19 16:14:58] Milquetoast [1004/1024] has challenged vegadark [236/689] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:21:47 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/28/19 11:40:17] Milquetoast [85/1024] has come upon bigjay [748/1497] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:23:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/29/19 10:38:10] Atan, Fluttershy, and waifu [1263/2862] have team battled Milquetoast, Tratos, and manish17xxx [756/2835] and won! 0 days, 10:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 06:51:07] jbroome, Clearcasting, and Chuck [1755/2142] have team battled apiw, Milquetoast, and BagelBites [36/2579] and won! 0 days, 09:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 01:42:18] Milquetoast [102/1024] has come upon allo [396/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:44:58 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/05/19 03:14:15] sparrowhawk [210/257] has challenged Milquetoast [919/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[08/07/19 10:53:42] Elgo, bookworm, and kenyon [601/2055] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Roxana, and Milquetoast [2535/3218] and lost! 3 days, 05:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 01:19:29] Milquetoast was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:02:36 from level 95.
[08/08/19 16:19:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:00:34 from level 95.
[08/09/19 06:33:45] Milquetoast [841/1024] has come upon Khorne [586/1046] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:42:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/09/19 09:33:20] kork, SCSi, and Milquetoast [210/2138] have team battled AbacusAvenger, max, and Reilly [996/2373] and lost! 5 days, 03:38:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 10:26:32] Milquetoast got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:05:31 from level 95.
[08/09/19 17:32:37] JensRex, pixelate, and aismallard [1074/2596] have team battled Milquetoast, Sharky4, and Lemelisk [941/3184] and won! 2 days, 07:47:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 18:45:16] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:32:09 towards level 95.
[08/10/19 07:20:08] Milquetoast [219/1024] has come upon holloway [617/1074] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:32:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/19 08:26:44] snek, Lnk, and Birdbones [896/3038] have team battled elf, Milquetoast, and dclaw123 [2323/3235] and lost! 1 day, 05:47:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 10:38:14] Milquetoast [457/1024] has challenged Ratigan [725/840] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:15:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/13/19 12:01:31] Milquetoast [658/1024] has come upon Globalirc [285/920] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:21:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/14/19 19:57:43] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:56 towards level 95.
[08/16/19 02:57:00] everbrew, Milquetoast, and double [1759/2837] have team battled Heisenberg, blizgerg, and xayto [1589/2910] and won! 1 day, 17:24:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/19 09:02:36] holloway, neurospex, and shandor [343/2996] have team battled Milquetoast, kork, and ohnx [920/2344] and lost! 9 days, 06:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/19 14:55:35] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:05 towards level 95.
[08/20/19 20:49:36] sjefen6, MetaNova, and Xenofex [1686/2479] have team battled Atan, Milquetoast, and Everyman [1520/2535] and won! 0 days, 22:09:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/19 08:11:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 4 days, 01:49:46 toward level 95.
[08/23/19 18:38:56] Milquetoast [936/1024] has challenged WallIdl [232/575] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:25:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/23/19 23:20:40] Sundance, Athos, and The_Joker [282/1394] have team battled csssuf, Milquetoast, and IdleMaster [814/2486] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 04:37:27] Milquetoast [788/1024] has come upon bisco [427/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:47:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/25/19 02:33:13] Lemelisk, Milquetoast, Xenofex, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/19 04:58:11] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:27 towards level 95.
[08/27/19 04:56:05] HeavyPodda [319/1006] has challenged Milquetoast [804/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:16 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/27/19 13:44:13] Milquetoast [434/1017] has challenged efertone [499/506] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:28:09 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/29/19 22:19:21] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:51:45 towards level 96.
[08/30/19 21:17:19] Milquetoast [774/1017] has challenged alephnull [347/823] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/31/19 09:51:48] Milquetoast [412/1017] has come upon micah [388/765] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:43:45 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/01/19 16:05:47] Milquetoast [544/1017] has come upon Fluttershy [237/1056] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:52:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/02/19 03:28:54] Milquetoast [574/1017] has challenged algernon [52/694] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:08:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/02/19 03:47:52] Milquetoast was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:03:21 from level 96.
[09/05/19 17:52:00] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:54 towards level 96.
[09/05/19 23:50:25] pixelate, fattrat, and Milquetoast [1854/2831] have team battled JensRex, bookworm, and kork [1096/2002] and won! 5 days, 01:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 21:05:06] Milquetoast [782/1017] has come upon Majak [519/767] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:24:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/08/19 12:53:48] Milquetoast [594/1017] has come upon wMw [785/876] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:29:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/08/19 22:37:34] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:40 towards level 96.
[09/09/19 13:51:14] Milquetoast [105/1017] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [355/673] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:38:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/10/19 00:56:01] Milquetoast [12/1017] has come upon sbp [590/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:12:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/11/19 05:36:34] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:42:35 from level 96.
[09/11/19 12:11:18] PlasmaStar, Varjatticus, and csc2ya [342/1330] have team battled Majak, fattrat, and Milquetoast [1555/3084] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/19 18:19:48] pixelate [157/514] has challenged Milquetoast [195/1017] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:08:07 is added to pixelate's clock.
[09/13/19 20:31:08] GilbertErik [302/734] has challenged Milquetoast [266/1017] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:36:02 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[09/14/19 13:06:18] Nofew [176/884] has come upon Milquetoast [644/1017] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:21:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/14/19 14:13:59] PlasmaStar, jbroome, and zid [1589/2274] have team battled grooverider, WallIdl, and Milquetoast [2166/3002] and lost! 0 days, 05:48:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/19 23:37:13] Milquetoast [121/1017] has challenged pixelate [87/514] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:04:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/15/19 07:33:50] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:55 towards level 96.
[09/15/19 08:43:02] Milquetoast [397/1017] has come upon inittab [150/559] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:30:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/18/19 16:57:50] Milquetoast [705/1017] has challenged crysys [799/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/18/19 23:59:27] Milquetoast [352/1017] has challenged MrGlass [570/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:18:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/19/19 13:26:16] Milquetoast, JuanMaestro, and ncarl747 [434/2706] have team battled idlerpgww, JensRex, and KeboDK [1580/3009] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 03:03:21] zid, Eldoreth, and meskio [515/3033] have team battled Milquetoast, alephnull, and The_Joker [2151/2333] and lost! 4 days, 07:38:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 10:05:34] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:44:39 from level 96.
[09/20/19 10:07:11] Milquetoast [727/1017] has challenged L [287/779] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:35:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/19 10:12:33] PiotrekD [435/952] has challenged Milquetoast [901/1017] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:43:36 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[09/22/19 05:57:28] Ttech [1223/1920] has come upon Milquetoast [7/1017] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:42:47 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/24/19 14:27:13] Yuhno, Milquetoast, and woonack [2019/2456] have team battled grooverider, Balthazar, and PiotrekD [755/2870] and won! 4 days, 12:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 01:33:06] Milquetoast [740/1017] has challenged sheu [1/559] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:09:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/25/19 01:33:06] Milquetoast has dealt sheu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:29:07 is added to sheu's clock.
[09/25/19 04:19:19] Milquetoast [535/1017] has come upon dindinx [742/1073] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:35:22 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/27/19 02:41:18] Milquetoast [800/1017] has come upon Lemelisk [453/1351] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:48:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/28/19 19:28:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 06:13:38 from level 96.
[09/28/19 22:55:21] Milquetoast [583/1017] has challenged nawcom [219/461] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:05:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/29/19 02:31:19] freeboson, SlowRiot, and irix [2298/2411] have team battled manish17xxx, Asara, and Milquetoast [1265/2928] and won! 1 day, 07:10:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 06:40:02] jbroome [197/1051] has come upon Milquetoast [670/1017] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:52:16 is added to jbroome's clock.
[09/30/19 09:10:19] mordac, borsin, and Khorne [861/3018] have team battled bookworm, Milquetoast, and fattrat [338/2701] and won! 0 days, 19:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 16:04:57] Milquetoast [314/1017] has challenged MrGlass [136/867] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:40:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/01/19 17:10:57] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:45 towards level 96.
[10/03/19 00:54:44] Kropotkin, max, and bebbet [2068/2488] have team battled Milquetoast, himuraken, and freeboson [1710/2658] and won! 3 days, 08:05:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 22:05:54] Jay_of_Delucia, anarcat, and max [2025/2514] have team battled BagelBites, Milquetoast, and csssuf [2067/2458] and lost! 1 day, 04:06:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/19 22:23:51] Milquetoast [548/1017] has challenged ganome [393/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:08:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/03/19 23:00:21] Mars, MetaNova, Khorne, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/19 23:37:50] xayto, soltys, and Milquetoast [112/2694] have team battled Elgo, LapTop006, and Kerri [248/1710] and lost! 1 day, 11:34:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/19 18:34:22] Nistur [236/811] has challenged Milquetoast [977/1017] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:53:42 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/06/19 00:20:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 10 days, 23:04:37 toward level 96.
[10/06/19 04:21:32] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:02 from level 96.
[10/06/19 08:37:41] lavamind [603/675] has challenged Milquetoast [275/1017] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:30:22 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[10/06/19 14:20:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 21:20:03 toward level 96.
[10/06/19 17:23:05] Fluttershy, Eldoreth, and The_Joker [2320/2723] have team battled Milquetoast, AncalagonThBlack, and blizgerg [624/3164] and won! 2 days, 19:02:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 19:34:21] jawsh [18/85] has challenged Milquetoast [840/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:57 is added to jawsh's clock.
[10/08/19 06:57:12] Milquetoast [864/1017] has come upon Mars [1185/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:40 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/09/19 04:57:00] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:41 from level 96.
[10/09/19 05:05:14] Milquetoast [157/1017] has challenged crysys [523/874] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:18:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/10/19 00:58:36] Milquetoast [679/1017] has come upon tmberg [59/1676] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 06:20:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/19 05:20:54] Syloq, Yuhno, and micah [481/2156] have team battled androphius, Brainiac, and Milquetoast [489/2176] and lost! 0 days, 21:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/19 08:12:19] bebbet [205/589] has challenged Milquetoast [529/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:04 is added to bebbet's clock.
[10/14/19 08:39:21] Milquetoast was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:32:25 from level 97.
[10/14/19 10:37:38] Milquetoast [552/1017] has come upon pfoley [739/804] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:24:18 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/14/19 21:19:04] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:30:58 from level 97.
[10/15/19 12:17:05] Milquetoast, mwhahaha, and brendan [985/3351] have team battled SCSi, Reilly, and pollo [266/2128] and won! 3 days, 20:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/19 18:29:20] sjefen6 [43/610] has challenged Milquetoast [464/1017] in combat and lost! 11 days, 08:00:27 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/15/19 20:31:10] brendan, GilbertErik, Milquetoast, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/19 07:35:06] Milquetoast [399/1017] has challenged efertone [316/508] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:24:37 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/17/19 01:49:04] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:55:48 towards level 97.
[10/18/19 07:31:06] Milquetoast [816/1017] has come upon androphius [92/346] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:00:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/19/19 01:39:52] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:16:06 towards level 97.
[10/19/19 02:31:47] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:47:39 towards level 97.
[10/19/19 09:15:39] Ironhoof, Kropotkin, and GilbertErik [93/2901] have team battled manish17xxx, sunri5e, and Milquetoast [2553/3036] and lost! 0 days, 16:23:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/19 03:19:31] MiddlewareMonkey, Milquetoast, and sigmg [906/2714] have team battled PiotrekD, Tor, and bootdisk [2091/2829] and lost! 1 day, 00:17:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/19 03:55:50] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:12:14 towards level 97.
[10/21/19 03:20:23] sjefen6, Bradicus, and Cameron_D [1412/2332] have team battled Balthazar, Yuhno, and Milquetoast [994/2717] and won! 3 days, 21:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 03:47:44] Milquetoast fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:54 from level 97.
[10/22/19 08:44:10] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:08:29 from level 97.
[10/23/19 16:16:28] Milquetoast [870/1017] has challenged el [217/1014] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:51:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/23/19 22:05:52] blizgerg, suterismus, and algernon [590/3410] have team battled Milquetoast, ToHellWithGA, and neurospex [24/3376] and won! 1 day, 10:36:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/19 17:15:58] Forud [542/564] has challenged Milquetoast [180/1017] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:49:41 is removed from Forud's clock.
[10/24/19 20:31:55] Vegitha [54/244] has challenged Milquetoast [913/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to Vegitha's clock.
[10/25/19 18:28:13] Mateusz [101/1150] has challenged Milquetoast [946/1017] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:49:52 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[10/26/19 10:03:52] Milquetoast broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:18:33 from level 97.
[10/27/19 18:03:51] Milquetoast [191/1017] has come upon SirMonkeybox [277/523] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:56:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/27/19 20:34:30] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:49 towards level 97.
[10/29/19 00:09:25] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:50 towards level 97.
[10/29/19 02:16:39] Milquetoast [803/1017] has come upon womblecat [182/700] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:26:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/30/19 11:31:03] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:39:54 from level 97.
[10/31/19 01:12:51] Milquetoast met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:16:26 from level 97.
[11/01/19 06:10:40] Milquetoast [314/1017] has come upon vegadark [181/652] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:23:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/01/19 11:37:45] Milquetoast [311/1017] has challenged jawsh [190/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:51:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/01/19 22:40:25] Milquetoast [498/1017] has challenged MetaNova [216/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:48:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/01/19 22:40:25] Milquetoast has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:09:54 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/03/19 15:19:45] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:50 towards level 97.
[11/04/19 05:53:13] pants [1167/1267] has challenged Milquetoast [420/1017] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:41:42 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/05/19 16:07:29] Milquetoast [252/1017] has come upon StalkR [118/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:13:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/07/19 03:23:41] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:56 towards level 97.
[11/07/19 08:57:15] Milquetoast [668/1017] has come upon pfoley [226/847] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:40:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/08/19 04:12:54] jawsh, D.Va, and aismallard [889/2001] have team battled Mateusz, Milquetoast, and MadMan [877/3411] and won! 0 days, 13:19:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 02:22:18] Milquetoast [115/1017] has challenged h00k [510/756] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:48:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/09/19 17:40:48] Milquetoast, jvoisin, and Notir [28/2269] have team battled neurospex, GipsyPureGold, and Asara [1985/3016] and lost! 5 days, 04:36:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/19 19:47:16] Milquetoast lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:30:31 from level 98.
[11/10/19 07:30:51] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:17:29 towards level 98.
[11/10/19 18:20:39] nawcom [25/522] has come upon Milquetoast [29/1017] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:05:12 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/10/19 22:30:52] Milquetoast [591/1017] has challenged HeavyPodda [174/990] in combat and won! 23 days, 03:24:56 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/10/19 22:30:52] In the fierce battle, HeavyPodda dropped their level 400 weapon! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing their old level 353 weapon to HeavyPodda.
[11/12/19 03:23:32] Milquetoast [473/1064] has come upon crysys [612/896] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:03:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/13/19 02:37:45] Milquetoast [949/1064] has come upon Pici [699/1344] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 17:35:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/13/19 17:46:42] Milquetoast [761/1064] has challenged csc2ya [102/469] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:52:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/14/19 00:23:37] KeboDK, D.Va, and Nistur [169/2309] have team battled Milquetoast, elf, and freeboson [161/3003] and won! 1 day, 13:04:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/19 04:32:24] Milquetoast [83/1064] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [88/437] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:00:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/15/19 01:09:38] djm, bookworm, and xayto [1449/2222] have team battled Milquetoast, Fluttershy, and Eldoreth [3159/3441] and lost! 3 days, 12:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/19 09:43:23] Pauwelz [150/224] has challenged Milquetoast [829/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/15/19 18:25:24] Milquetoast was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:49:01 from level 98.
[11/15/19 21:55:39] Milquetoast [325/1064] has challenged tspange [813/873] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:32:16 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/15/19 22:15:40] Milquetoast [1020/1064] has come upon niko [453/819] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:04:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/16/19 04:21:47] Milquetoast [332/1064] has come upon tmberg [346/1680] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:15:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/16/19 22:00:57] elf [1158/1279] has challenged Milquetoast [307/1064] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:55:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/19/19 07:02:09] Milquetoast [985/1064] has come upon Zaratustra [752/1129] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:16:33 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/20/19 11:32:04] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:57:59 from level 98.
[11/20/19 20:23:13] Milquetoast [751/1064] has challenged Eldoreth [246/1249] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:22:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/21/19 02:21:49] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:55 towards level 98.
[11/21/19 05:51:54] mwhahaha, Jay_of_Delucia, and tmberg [2941/3324] have team battled TimWolla, Milquetoast, and Elgo [1882/2625] and won! 1 day, 04:22:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 12:00:21] Milquetoast [243/1064] has come upon humus [154/252] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:38:33 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/21/19 13:27:12] Iceman [199/976] has challenged Milquetoast [632/1064] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:52:44 is added to Iceman's clock.
[11/21/19 18:23:11] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:10 towards level 98.
[11/23/19 17:10:00] Milquetoast [769/1064] has come upon Tor [464/1130] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:22:58 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/19 06:52:47] Chuck [143/751] has come upon Milquetoast [158/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:12:36 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/26/19 03:35:02] Milquetoast [492/1064] has come upon jvoisin [721/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:45:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/26/19 04:25:05] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:53:01 from level 98.
[11/26/19 18:03:53] Pici [1136/1344] has challenged Milquetoast [272/1064] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:43 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/26/19 18:26:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 08:44:31 from level 98.
[11/26/19 23:05:07] Majak [689/789] has challenged Milquetoast [761/1064] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:25:54 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/29/19 02:34:29] Milquetoast [633/1064] has come upon D.Va [166/799] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:00:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/29/19 06:19:18] Milquetoast [458/1064] has challenged csc2ya [51/484] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:26:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/30/19 07:25:31] meskio [850/929] has challenged Milquetoast [758/1064] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:21:42 is removed from meskio's clock.
[12/01/19 11:32:30] max [757/999] has challenged Milquetoast [361/1064] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:52:15 is removed from max's clock.
[12/01/19 16:16:20] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:39 towards level 98.
[12/03/19 04:53:03] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:11 from level 98.
[12/03/19 08:41:57] Milquetoast [182/1064] has come upon lavamind [42/677] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:51:09 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/19 01:19:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 3 days, 17:35:12 toward level 98.
[12/04/19 04:48:50] Milquetoast [896/1064] has challenged h00k [219/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/19 10:34:57] bobvador, Milquetoast, and Tratos [1445/2661] have team battled xayto, sheu, and Nechayev [412/2252] and won! 0 days, 16:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 11:05:01] Milquetoast [167/1064] has come upon The_Joker [379/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/05/19 22:15:06] Milquetoast [508/1064] has come upon macen64 [312/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:52:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/05/19 23:59:44] Milquetoast [808/1064] has challenged anarcat [320/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/19 02:02:36] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:00 towards level 98.
[12/07/19 02:49:39] Milquetoast [898/1064] has challenged Notir [372/517] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:39:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/19 14:09:15] Milquetoast [7/1064] has challenged Everyman [207/778] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:38:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/19 16:29:42] Milquetoast [9/1064] has come upon StalkR [410/497] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:20:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/19 22:11:22] Milquetoast [791/1064] has challenged mordac [105/1298] in combat and won! 21 days, 10:52:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/08/19 11:13:13] dindinx, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [566/3009] have team battled Geela, woonack, and pixelate [855/2191] and lost! 2 days, 17:43:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/19 03:18:45] Globalirc [280/861] has challenged Milquetoast [1054/1064] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:57:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/11/19 17:39:53] canton7 [796/1073] has come upon Milquetoast [8/1064] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:27:12 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/13/19 05:57:08] GilbertErik, KeboDK, and Fluttershy [675/2647] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, Milquetoast, and Notir [522/2308] and won! 0 days, 02:00:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 14:07:09] Chuck [592/753] has come upon Milquetoast [340/1064] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:43:46 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/15/19 20:38:25] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:35:26 towards level 99.
[12/17/19 07:06:09] Milquetoast slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Milquetoast's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/19 20:26:22] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:40:34 towards level 99.
[12/17/19 20:53:08] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:50:39 from level 99.
[12/20/19 17:24:32] Milquetoast [254/1056] has come upon StalkR [207/497] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:31:17 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/21/19 02:45:27] sunri5e, efertone, and Milquetoast [1422/2747] have team battled Xenofex, Nofew, and idlerpgww [1604/2502] and lost! 3 days, 13:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/19 05:47:08] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:36:17 towards level 99.
[12/21/19 06:43:03] Milquetoast [851/1056] has come upon bobvador [105/695] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:59:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/21/19 11:30:50] Milquetoast reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Milquetoast's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/19 05:14:42] Bahhumbug, scumola, and androphius [1395/1677] have team battled blizgerg, Brainiac, and Milquetoast [2003/3276] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 15:37:43] Milquetoast lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:48:24 from level 99.
[12/26/19 06:35:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 23:56:57 from level 99.
[12/26/19 15:09:32] Milquetoast [1039/1061] has challenged Atan [643/771] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:23:23 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/26/19 18:10:14] Milquetoast [1014/1061] has challenged dax [362/578] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:09:11 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/26/19 19:10:27] Yuhno [590/660] has challenged Milquetoast [120/1061] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:57:03 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[12/27/19 00:11:35] Mithkabob [59/429] has challenged Milquetoast [1049/1061] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:19:59 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[12/27/19 12:50:57] Milquetoast, micah, and loomysh [2542/2843] have team battled Khorne, SlowRiot, and CornFly [3013/3185] and lost! 2 days, 06:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 18:49:54] Milquetoast [465/1061] has come upon LukeLR [223/809] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:38:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/28/19 10:57:30] TimWolla, astropoint, and Milquetoast [1680/2962] have team battled Brady, simple, and Zaratustra [289/3101] and won! 5 days, 08:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 07:27:09] Milquetoast [341/1061] has come upon LapTop006 [437/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:24:05 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/31/19 10:58:42] Milquetoast [1034/1061] has come upon brycec [180/1163] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:29:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/02/20 00:38:03] Milquetoast [988/1061] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [246/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:07:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/02/20 08:46:21] Milquetoast [702/1061] has challenged rxcomm [509/1286] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:01:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/02/20 23:01:23] SlowRiot, inittab, and freeboson [848/2106] have team battled IdleMaster, Atan, and Milquetoast [1127/2587] and lost! 5 days, 08:47:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 01:51:18] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:37 towards level 99.
[01/04/20 23:37:12] Milquetoast [887/1061] has come upon bookworm [300/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:20:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/05/20 19:05:26] bigjay [637/1529] has challenged Milquetoast [692/1061] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:10:33 is added to bigjay's clock.
[01/07/20 13:40:52] elbie, Heisenberg, Milquetoast, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/20 16:02:49] Neo [453/484] has challenged Milquetoast [836/1061] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to Neo's clock.
[01/09/20 01:19:08] Milquetoast [706/1061] has challenged jayvee [187/212] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:30:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/10/20 07:35:31] Agent86, Susumurata, and tspange [598/1919] have team battled RBecker, Milquetoast, and Dyntra [2024/2361] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 08:50:40] Milquetoast, kenyon, and Tratos [2237/3179] have team battled soltys, Susumurata, and Beefcan [478/1807] and won! 1 day, 17:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 06:59:18] freeboson, Milquetoast, and pollo [364/2647] have team battled damyan, dartainus, and phraktyl [1056/2752] and lost! 3 days, 22:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 23:11:37] sc_ [327/592] has come upon Milquetoast [362/1061] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:16 is added to sc_'s clock.
[01/13/20 14:53:17] HeavyPodda [54/943] has challenged Milquetoast [780/1061] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:31:59 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/13/20 19:27:32] fattrat [63/1181] has come upon Milquetoast [835/1061] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:20 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/14/20 04:51:10] Milquetoast [354/1061] has come upon FSM [804/831] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:15:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/17/20 00:50:31] alephnull, Forud, and datdus [1958/2434] have team battled findlayr, womblecat, and Milquetoast [1858/2076] and won! 0 days, 22:42:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/20 04:48:49] bootdisk, LukeLR, and jayvee [328/1795] have team battled Lemongrab, Milquetoast, and dwfreed [2852/2947] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/20 11:59:11] Milquetoast [380/1067] has come upon Bahhumbug [39/973] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:21:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/20 04:31:31] Milquetoast [128/1067] has come upon buksi [411/841] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:21:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/20 08:49:48] Milquetoast [595/1067] has come upon bigjay [932/1601] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 08:30:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/20 22:40:33] delet [115/263] has challenged Milquetoast [139/1067] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:36 is added to delet's clock.
[05/07/20 09:05:37] Milquetoast set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:53:44 from level 100.
[05/08/20 08:29:03] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:34:49 towards level 100.
[05/08/20 10:34:23] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:17:39 towards level 100.
[05/09/20 17:03:07] Milquetoast, jbroome, and Jaglag [1797/2540] have team battled sunri5e, phraktyl, and LeviathanMist [1712/2127] and won! 0 days, 07:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 19:43:46] sheu, maligned, and lipek [1499/2547] have team battled Milquetoast, MrGlass, and Forud [2330/2944] and lost! 2 days, 05:59:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/20 17:27:28] Muirrum, MMaple, and lipek [946/2381] have team battled Milquetoast, blizgerg, and nawcom [1384/3031] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/20 22:56:56] nawcom [90/590] has challenged Milquetoast [90/1067] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:26:57 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[05/12/20 21:23:33] StalkR, brycec, and Zaratustra [2706/2837] have team battled Milquetoast, AncalagonThBlack, and Atan [2185/2685] and won! 1 day, 21:50:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 06:05:14] Milquetoast, desikitteh, and Zaratustra [1413/2770] have team battled sairis, jayvee, and bookworm [529/1667] and won! 1 day, 13:44:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 06:50:48] borsin, Milquetoast, and ohnx [1843/2495] have team battled canton7, zbe, and JeDa [481/2329] and won! 2 days, 21:52:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 05:04:19] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:34:01 from level 100.
[05/15/20 08:02:52] Milquetoast lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:04:53 from level 100.
[05/16/20 02:20:59] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:07:53 towards level 100.
[05/16/20 03:53:28] blizgerg [1003/1374] has come upon Milquetoast [210/1079] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:47:05 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/16/20 20:53:52] Milquetoast [48/1079] has come upon petrichor [324/1223] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:07:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/17/20 11:34:09] Milquetoast [1007/1079] has come upon blizgerg [1161/1374] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:34:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/17/20 14:11:59] Milquetoast was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 07:41:56 from level 100.
[05/17/20 20:47:27] Milquetoast saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:25:16 from level 100.
[05/17/20 22:35:49] Milquetoast [460/1079] has challenged gdm [35/669] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:10:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/20 11:38:50] SCSi [38/1036] has challenged Milquetoast [582/1079] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:31:14 is added to SCSi's clock.
[05/19/20 17:14:35] Milquetoast [240/1079] has come upon djm [742/862] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 08:38:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/20/20 04:31:58] loomysh, Milquetoast, and rxcomm [2514/3501] have team battled Majak, KeboDK, and lipek [2044/3033] and won! 0 days, 01:43:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/20 09:00:26] Milquetoast [344/1079] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [717/943] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:24:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/22/20 13:54:28] Odin [163/300] has challenged Milquetoast [1041/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to Odin's clock.
[05/23/20 12:47:32] Milquetoast [1077/1079] has come upon rustybicycle [459/576] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:01:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/23/20 15:12:07] Milquetoast, el, and cirdan [380/3154] have team battled sukil, zankore, and blizgerg [2368/2984] and lost! 5 days, 11:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 23:37:22] Milquetoast, parkaman, and pants [1249/2992] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, anarcat, and Pici [1915/2809] and lost! 1 day, 08:02:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/20 14:58:21] Kangie [242/328] has challenged Milquetoast [1044/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to Kangie's clock.
[05/24/20 18:46:02] Milquetoast [352/1079] has come upon HellSpawn [1/438] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:55:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/25/20 19:19:07] xayto [265/768] has challenged Milquetoast [326/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:00:09 is added to xayto's clock.
[05/26/20 09:22:15] SCSi [736/1036] has challenged Milquetoast [29/1079] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:58:57 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[05/26/20 09:22:15] In the fierce battle, Milquetoast dropped their level 58 set of leggings! SCSi picks it up, tossing their old level 39 set of leggings to Milquetoast.
[05/26/20 12:22:56] Milquetoast [619/1060] has challenged pollo [945/1029] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:42:06 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/27/20 11:45:53] VoidFox [126/293] has challenged Milquetoast [201/1060] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[05/28/20 02:24:31] Dyntra, JensRex, and Kronos [1594/2223] have team battled Milquetoast, borsin, and zankore [615/2744] and won! 0 days, 02:36:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 07:58:03] Nofew, aismallard, and Milquetoast [882/2916] have team battled Xenthys, Yuhno, and elf [2348/2711] and lost! 4 days, 01:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/20 23:41:33] pants [536/1322] has challenged Milquetoast [0/1060] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:59:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/30/20 07:43:20] Milquetoast [228/1060] has challenged Psilocybe [402/751] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:54:38 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/30/20 08:00:51] Milquetoast [50/1060] has come upon MrGlass [848/971] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 02:03:31 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/30/20 15:03:21] Milquetoast lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:55:54 from level 100.
[05/31/20 21:33:31] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:27:42 towards level 100.
[05/31/20 22:45:32] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:24:02 towards level 100.
[06/01/20 07:46:16] Milquetoast, MrGlass, and aismallard [1251/2962] have team battled Athos, anarcat, and elbie [1269/2004] and lost! 4 days, 22:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 03:03:53] Pici [301/1244] has challenged Milquetoast [514/1060] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:38:11 is added to Pici's clock.
[06/03/20 08:47:12] Bluedog, bookworm, and lakwatsero [105/1305] have team battled Zyphyr, shymega, and Milquetoast [1285/2380] and lost! 1 day, 19:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 12:30:15] GunMan [383/384] has challenged Milquetoast [26/1060] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:03 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[06/03/20 13:46:31] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:22:56 towards level 100.
[06/04/20 08:10:24] Milquetoast [257/1060] has challenged AbacusAvenger [582/921] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:15:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/04/20 19:16:37] Milquetoast [390/1060] has come upon sc_ [396/715] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:08:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/05/20 01:16:34] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:53:40 towards level 100.
[06/05/20 09:08:27] Milquetoast [500/1060] has come upon inittab [369/700] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 17:25:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/06/20 16:55:21] Nofew [557/936] has come upon Milquetoast [289/1060] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 07:04:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/06/20 18:07:06] crysys [666/760] has come upon Milquetoast [514/1060] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:39:16 is removed from crysys's clock.
[06/07/20 06:33:40] Milquetoast [911/1060] has come upon MadMan [1208/1306] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 14:27:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/07/20 12:20:21] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:32:19 towards level 100.
[06/08/20 18:00:50] Milquetoast [23/1060] has come upon bisco [526/1040] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:59:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/09/20 02:00:41] Milquetoast [485/1060] has challenged MetaNova [1010/1031] in combat and lost! 13 days, 12:24:40 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/09/20 21:04:06] L, waifu, and SlowRiot [1024/2578] have team battled meskio, Milquetoast, and yano [1569/2669] and lost! 0 days, 16:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/20 04:31:04] Milquetoast [932/1060] has come upon sjums_the_great [665/983] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 19:01:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/20 05:00:11] Geela, anarcat, and maligned [1343/2159] have team battled crysys, Misza, and Milquetoast [2407/3209] and lost! 2 days, 10:12:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/20 21:32:03] Milquetoast [332/1060] has come upon GilbertErik [285/773] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:15:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/11/20 09:52:46] Milquetoast [193/1073] has come upon gdm [589/669] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:28:40 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/11/20 14:37:08] Milquetoast walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:46:37 from level 100.
[06/11/20 18:22:12] Milquetoast [492/1073] has come upon jayvee [188/717] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:50:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/11/20 19:30:26] sjefen6, Yuhno, and PlasmaStar [2138/2312] have team battled MaryMaid, Milquetoast, and Lemelisk [1152/3103] and won! 6 days, 01:59:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/20 05:32:07] Milquetoast [615/1073] has come upon mordac [478/1317] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 04:33:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/13/20 10:28:43] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:55:40 towards level 100.
[06/13/20 15:42:16] Neo, Milquetoast, and MaryMaid [1778/2332] have team battled pfoley, sjums_the_great, and buksi [1044/2748] and won! 2 days, 01:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 16:21:17] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:15:13 towards level 100.
[06/15/20 13:23:23] Milquetoast [324/1073] has come upon phraktyl [116/697] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:04:03 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/16/20 02:42:39] bobvador [443/681] has challenged Milquetoast [1066/1073] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:31:16 is added to bobvador's clock.
[06/16/20 14:45:43] tris [124/377] has challenged Milquetoast [488/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:55 is added to tris's clock.
[06/16/20 20:01:57] CornFly, MJ94, and sc_ [1716/2602] have team battled Milquetoast, cirdan, and fattrat [1234/3259] and won! 5 days, 18:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 21:24:40] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:14:27 towards level 100.
[06/19/20 19:34:23] Milquetoast [733/1073] has come upon damyan [156/1210] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:34:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/20/20 06:09:03] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:40 towards level 100.
[06/20/20 10:29:33] Milquetoast left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Milquetoast's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/20 03:35:51] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:40 towards level 100.
[06/23/20 17:27:56] bigjay, Chuck, and Milquetoast [306/3419] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, grooverider, and Neo [189/3044] and won! 2 days, 13:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 01:29:28] Milquetoast [167/1033] has challenged MadMan [454/1310] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/26/20 06:01:40] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:45 towards level 100.
[06/26/20 09:37:01] Milquetoast was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:06 from level 100.
[06/26/20 16:17:45] mwhahaha, Milquetoast, and FSM [1824/2795] have team battled astropoint, Heisenberg, and Scar3cr0w [46/2912] and won! 0 days, 02:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/20 13:07:02] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:37 from level 100.
[06/28/20 03:41:16] Milquetoast [659/1048] has come upon GilbertErik [58/778] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:09:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/29/20 03:59:18] Roxana [263/1391] has challenged Milquetoast [990/1041] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:12:34 is added to Roxana's clock.
[07/01/20 07:03:48] Milquetoast [124/1041] has come upon yano [586/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:50:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/04/20 14:00:36] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:31 towards level 100.
[07/04/20 15:07:30] Milquetoast [58/1041] has challenged TimWolla [56/847] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/04/20 15:40:07] djm, Forud, Milquetoast, and sigmg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/20 10:23:11] Milquetoast [195/1041] has come upon Bluedog [366/495] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:34:21 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/05/20 20:25:58] Milquetoast [882/1041] has challenged Nechayev [172/918] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:54:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/06/20 05:28:28] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:05:41 towards level 101.
[07/06/20 08:11:48] womblecat, Nechayev, and Everyman [2124/2430] have team battled Milquetoast, shymega, and Notir [2079/2227] and won! 1 day, 12:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/20 10:29:09] brycec [545/941] has challenged Milquetoast [300/1041] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:01 is removed from brycec's clock.
[07/06/20 23:32:05] Milquetoast [88/1041] has challenged elf [462/1350] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:53:42 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/07/20 02:12:47] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:16:41 from level 101.
[07/07/20 05:21:12] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:10:11 towards level 101.
[07/07/20 13:14:17] Milquetoast [400/1041] has come upon delet [158/536] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:03:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/09/20 03:14:55] RexMoxpaw [3/8] has challenged Milquetoast [262/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to RexMoxpaw's clock.
[07/11/20 19:39:26] tris, Beavis, and Milquetoast [1336/2556] have team battled GilbertErik, Bluedog, and Jaglag [655/1753] and won! 1 day, 00:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/20 22:58:36] petrichor [420/1229] has challenged Milquetoast [239/1041] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:53:49 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[07/14/20 17:58:55] TimWolla, lipek, and freeboson [464/2914] have team battled Milquetoast, TauPan, and zbe [1717/2290] and lost! 5 days, 11:06:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/20 03:05:58] Milquetoast [974/1041] has come upon Agent86 [223/1076] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:25:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/16/20 02:47:24] Agent86 [1016/1076] has challenged Milquetoast [21/1041] in combat and won! 23 days, 19:05:30 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[07/17/20 03:32:38] Milquetoast [265/1041] has come upon Athos [400/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:01:34 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/17/20 20:29:59] Milquetoast [179/1041] has challenged blizgerg [499/1324] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:13:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/18/20 15:34:05] Milquetoast [158/1041] has challenged jstg [720/997] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:09:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/18/20 16:11:56] Fennec [76/368] has challenged Milquetoast [201/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:26 is added to Fennec's clock.
[07/19/20 14:41:23] Milquetoast [445/1041] has challenged algernon [694/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:13:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/19/20 18:09:01] Milquetoast [48/1041] has come upon dartainus [201/823] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:19:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/20/20 17:08:55] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:11:08 towards level 101.
[07/23/20 01:21:47] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:22:39 towards level 101.
[07/23/20 08:11:04] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:28:31 from level 101.
[07/24/20 12:51:38] Milquetoast was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:25:32 towards level 101.
[07/25/20 05:56:18] Milquetoast, HellSpawn, and tris [959/2161] have team battled jayvee, JensRex, and zbe [1303/2750] and lost! 0 days, 15:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/20 04:10:18] Milquetoast [779/1044] has come upon rustybicycle [59/808] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:11:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/30/20 00:29:16] Milquetoast [120/1044] has come upon Scar3cr0w [629/770] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:14:25 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/30/20 04:14:48] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:02:42 from level 101.
[07/30/20 18:59:46] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:59:25 from level 101.
[07/30/20 23:43:18] KyloRen [153/455] has challenged Milquetoast [65/1044] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:40:14 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[07/31/20 06:33:43] loomysh, Milquetoast, and tms [2498/3026] have team battled Birdbones, JeDa, and Crazycatlady [507/2640] and won! 3 days, 08:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 02:32:06] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:07:56 from level 101.
[08/05/20 05:47:16] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:26 from level 101.
[08/05/20 14:34:15] Altair [246/360] has challenged Milquetoast [282/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to Altair's clock.
[08/05/20 18:22:35] Milquetoast [807/1044] has challenged CornFly [787/1179] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:15:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/06/20 14:25:56] Milquetoast [264/1044] has come upon MetaNova [705/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:47:51 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/06/20 16:51:50] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:37 towards level 101.
[08/09/20 01:43:14] MadMan, SirMonkeybox, Forud, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/20 11:01:03] Yuhno, jnerulax, and Pontuzz [152/2005] have team battled Milquetoast, Bluedog, and anarcat [1048/2213] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/20 07:31:38] Milquetoast [860/1044] has come upon shymega [201/659] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:27:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/20 05:05:24] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:52 towards level 101.
[08/12/20 11:24:35] Milquetoast [444/1044] has challenged buksi [535/892] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:14:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/20 20:31:09] Milquetoast slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Milquetoast's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/20 06:08:13] Milquetoast, adamus1red, and tris [1062/2320] have team battled rxcomm, pants, and Sharky4 [1674/3848] and lost! 0 days, 16:47:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/20 01:42:39] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:58:01 from level 102.
[08/14/20 16:50:57] Iceman [577/1029] has come upon Milquetoast [116/1036] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:26:38 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[08/15/20 09:33:14] jstg, parkaman, and ganome [509/2493] have team battled Milquetoast, SirMonkeybox, and csc2ya [1006/2030] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/20 11:01:27] Milquetoast was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:35:13 from level 102.
[08/17/20 03:45:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 09:44:52 from level 102.
[08/17/20 08:31:27] Milquetoast [306/1045] has challenged IdleBot [447/2312] in combat and lost! 12 days, 12:03:27 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/17/20 15:43:02] Nistur, sheu, and Chuck [320/2171] have team battled Eldoreth, Milquetoast, and Muirrum [937/2992] and lost! 0 days, 09:44:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 00:35:08] Milquetoast [982/1045] has challenged micah [824/944] in combat and won! 21 days, 21:31:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/18/20 12:58:40] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 17:35:51 from level 102.
[08/18/20 13:59:34] suterismus, tris, and canton7 [1587/3314] have team battled L, Milquetoast, and Scar3cr0w [62/2724] and won! 0 days, 09:13:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 04:22:09] Geela, zbe, and Milquetoast [1381/2568] have team battled mwhahaha, gdm, and Syloq [1860/2702] and lost! 3 days, 08:52:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 07:42:34] Milquetoast [1036/1045] has challenged h00k [141/796] in combat and won! 27 days, 11:03:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/19/20 17:56:23] KH405, elf, and vegadark [887/2677] have team battled LukeLR, h00k, and Milquetoast [984/2713] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 23:23:47] JeDa, Zaratustra, and MadHatter [416/2273] have team battled Milquetoast, Tenorman, and kenyon [148/3773] and won! 0 days, 23:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/20 12:14:58] Xenthys [289/796] has come upon Milquetoast [611/1045] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 09:44:16 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/20/20 15:33:48] unicron, Atan, and Zyphyr [2307/2416] have team battled Milquetoast, Bradicus, and waifu [2092/3066] and won! 0 days, 15:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/20 19:15:49] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:37:35 from level 102.
[08/21/20 08:28:32] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:24:11 towards level 102.
[08/21/20 17:56:58] Milquetoast [800/1045] has challenged Syloq [390/953] in combat and won! 23 days, 20:57:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/22/20 14:31:40] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:26:24 towards level 102.
[08/23/20 07:05:39] Milquetoast [371/1045] has challenged SCSi [412/1029] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:34:38 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/23/20 09:39:52] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:13:32 towards level 102.
[08/23/20 18:33:02] blackroot [212/322] has challenged Milquetoast [388/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to blackroot's clock.
[08/26/20 02:15:27] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:48 towards level 102.
[08/26/20 21:09:35] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:29:10 from level 102.
[08/28/20 07:20:46] Milquetoast [516/1045] has come upon Desspugne [749/855] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:15:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/30/20 16:09:02] Milquetoast, suterismus, and L [2969/3407] have team battled gdm, Birdbones, and Chuck [1814/2848] and won! 1 day, 13:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 16:30:12] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:35:33 towards level 102.
[09/02/20 07:29:37] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:39:27 towards level 102.
[09/02/20 20:53:23] Varjatticus, Milquetoast, and algernon [331/2329] have team battled sheu, HeavyPodda, and allo [1563/2276] and lost! 1 day, 10:49:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/20 12:46:42] Milquetoast, Ironhoof, and RBecker [2831/3345] have team battled Tor, Altair, and Odin [582/1951] and won! 10 days, 17:51:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 10:37:24] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:28:41 towards level 102.
[09/05/20 10:23:02] Milquetoast [937/1045] has challenged Roxana [825/1414] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:46:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/06/20 12:39:52] grooverider [1089/1567] has challenged Milquetoast [507/1045] in combat and won! 25 days, 07:05:30 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[09/06/20 14:16:20] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:05:00 towards level 102.
[09/07/20 09:56:32] Nechayev, Birdbones, and dax [1390/3181] have team battled lavamind, Milquetoast, and blackroot [2080/2225] and lost! 4 days, 21:02:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/20 01:45:22] Milquetoast [389/1045] has come upon fattrat [65/1258] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:55:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/20 04:37:40] brycec, Milquetoast, and Leedsichthys [1589/2404] have team battled Syloq, Jaglag, and sheu [15/2014] and won! 0 days, 21:28:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/20 19:48:14] Milquetoast hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:36 towards level 102.
[09/10/20 20:34:59] tris [174/624] has come upon Milquetoast [474/1045] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:37:23 is added to tris's clock.
[09/11/20 07:00:15] Milquetoast [392/1045] has challenged freeboson [144/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:03:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/11/20 13:01:49] Milquetoast [279/1045] has challenged i3d [437/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:18:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/11/20 14:00:01] Syloq, JensRex, FSM, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/20 21:02:11] Milquetoast discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:19 towards level 102.
[09/14/20 13:42:06] Milquetoast was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:03 towards level 102.
[09/14/20 15:54:29] meskio, neurospex, and tccki [909/2606] have team battled Scornn, dxtr, and Milquetoast [835/2848] and won! 0 days, 00:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 19:44:09] allo [664/775] has come upon Milquetoast [487/1045] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:03:18 is removed from allo's clock.
[09/14/20 19:44:09] allo has dealt Milquetoast a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:29:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/15/20 06:12:56] Milquetoast, shymega, and elf [1118/3042] have team battled bookworm, Sharky4, and ilbelkyr [612/2747] and won! 0 days, 07:33:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/20 11:37:52] Milquetoast misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:48 from level 102.
[09/17/20 20:37:05] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:45 from level 102.
[09/18/20 21:50:15] Milquetoast [277/1045] has challenged Globalirc [407/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/18/20 22:33:32] Milquetoast [576/1045] has challenged misha [416/784] in combat and won! 18 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/19/20 13:47:31] Milquetoast [678/1045] has come upon Ironhoof [67/1348] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 12:30:39 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/20/20 09:17:11] Milquetoast [167/1045] has come upon Tenorman [50/1275] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:16:57 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/20 05:18:54] Milquetoast was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:10:41 from level 103.
[09/21/20 12:47:07] Fluttershy [1031/1244] has come upon Milquetoast [26/1045] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 22:06:33 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/21/20 17:04:55] Milquetoast [207/1045] has come upon Odin [487/507] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:16:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/20 22:09:14] Milquetoast [134/1045] has challenged xnaas [466/510] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:06:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/24/20 02:10:00] yano, Milquetoast, and shymega [1415/2403] have team battled xonic, zbe, and Blukunfando [1277/1904] and won! 2 days, 12:21:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 16:58:13] Milquetoast [1012/1045] has come upon shymega [405/664] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:52:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/25/20 18:41:54] Milquetoast [224/1045] has come upon FSM [132/719] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:31:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/25/20 19:23:06] Milquetoast [838/1045] has come upon Asara [608/904] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:18:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/26/20 03:47:33] L, djm, and gdm [1005/2421] have team battled Milquetoast, bigjay, and Zaratustra [1679/3547] and lost! 1 day, 17:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/20 03:37:14] Tor, inittab, and Misza [1150/3250] have team battled Notir, Milquetoast, and neurospex [113/2551] and won! 0 days, 09:00:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/20 08:38:19] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:07 towards level 103.
[09/30/20 01:01:04] Milquetoast [936/1045] has challenged Tor [760/1043] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:47:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/01/20 19:48:24] Milquetoast [703/1045] has come upon HellSpawn [474/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:16:28 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/01/20 20:12:14] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and dclaw123 [474/2965] have team battled Zaratustra, Majak, and tmberg [2215/3462] and lost! 1 day, 21:33:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 18:18:26] Milquetoast invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:35 towards level 103.
[10/03/20 09:07:46] Antium [538/953] has challenged Milquetoast [969/1045] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:46:16 is added to Antium's clock.
[10/03/20 15:01:05] Balthazar, Milquetoast, and Nofew [2999/3289] have team battled borsin, jayvee, and pollo [986/2519] and won! 1 day, 20:17:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/20 12:27:01] DrJosh9000 [350/815] has challenged Milquetoast [360/1045] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:03:37 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/06/20 12:22:33] zbe, ilbelkyr, and inittab [2310/2992] have team battled womblecat, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast [759/2615] and won! 4 days, 09:35:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 03:08:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:42:06 from level 103.
[10/09/20 20:14:07] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:35 towards level 103.
[10/09/20 21:00:51] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:33 towards level 103.
[10/10/20 21:53:16] Milquetoast [285/1045] has challenged sjefen6 [210/904] in combat and won! 24 days, 11:41:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/20 01:34:03] Milquetoast [93/1045] has come upon sjums_the_great [106/980] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:16:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/20 01:54:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 5 days, 10:49:31 toward level 104.
[10/11/20 20:02:25] Milquetoast [234/1045] has challenged Lnk [859/1102] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:47:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/12/20 08:59:35] Milquetoast reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Milquetoast's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/20 11:49:16] Milquetoast [310/1050] has come upon Tenorman [238/1281] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 01:41:49 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/13/20 17:13:05] Milquetoast [797/1050] has challenged ohnx [48/806] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:10:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/13/20 23:14:37] Mithkabob [426/546] has challenged Milquetoast [164/1050] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:40:14 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[10/14/20 02:07:17] nawcom, Milquetoast, and AbrahamLinksys [1251/2343] have team battled feek, el, and Andries [67/2704] and won! 4 days, 01:56:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/20 03:19:02] Milquetoast [232/1050] has come upon phraktyl [135/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:40:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/15/20 05:21:59] Milquetoast [943/1050] has challenged Sharky4 [710/1217] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:19:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/16/20 04:40:36] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:20:43 towards level 104.
[10/16/20 21:21:58] rustybicycle, Lnk, and HeavyPodda [1044/3137] have team battled Milquetoast, adamus1red, and Globalirc [1595/2630] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/20 22:42:30] pollo [18/1042] has challenged Milquetoast [769/1050] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:05:55 is added to pollo's clock.
[10/18/20 11:39:55] Milquetoast was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:58:36 from level 104.
[10/20/20 07:59:29] Tenorman [1033/1281] has challenged Milquetoast [238/1050] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:13 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/20/20 08:59:42] Milquetoast [266/1050] has challenged TimWolla [102/855] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:34:17 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/20/20 08:59:42] Milquetoast has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:45:29 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[10/21/20 05:03:59] Milquetoast [962/1050] has challenged jnerulax [765/821] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:04:12 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/21/20 09:33:02] efertone, Globalirc, and womblecat [2469/2606] have team battled bookworm, xayto, and Milquetoast [944/2324] and won! 8 days, 01:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 11:18:54] Milquetoast, Elgo, and inittab [1444/3174] have team battled ohnx, TimWolla, and maligned [1242/2568] and won! 2 days, 17:10:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 15:59:24] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:22 towards level 104.
[10/22/20 02:51:13] Bradicus, dax, and Milquetoast [1930/3054] have team battled adamus1red, dwfreed, and elbie [1449/2397] and won! 1 day, 21:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/20 16:33:51] Milquetoast lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:15 from level 104.
[10/26/20 17:33:38] Milquetoast [766/1050] has come upon GunMan [618/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:14:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/28/20 19:54:38] algernon [363/910] has challenged Milquetoast [571/1050] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:31:17 is added to algernon's clock.
[10/29/20 14:07:16] Milquetoast [47/1050] has challenged Khorne [485/828] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:58:03 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/29/20 16:59:28] suterismus [338/1547] has challenged Milquetoast [915/1050] in combat and lost! 17 days, 11:10:39 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/30/20 09:03:07] Reilly [240/557] has challenged Milquetoast [781/1050] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:19:06 is added to Reilly's clock.
[10/30/20 09:26:19] Milquetoast learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:24:14 towards level 105.
[10/30/20 11:28:20] JeDa [0/503] has come upon Milquetoast [992/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:26 is added to JeDa's clock.
[10/30/20 12:33:37] suterismus, Xenthys, and Gatewayy [767/3199] have team battled ohnx, Milquetoast, and pants [903/3236] and lost! 2 days, 01:03:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/20 06:52:06] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:01:18 from level 105.
[11/02/20 07:52:20] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:07:15 towards level 105.
[11/03/20 01:47:48] Milquetoast broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:06:47 from level 105.
[11/03/20 16:39:27] Milquetoast discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:41:23 towards level 105.
[11/04/20 11:16:18] Milquetoast [456/1050] has come upon yano [674/677] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 14:07:14 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/05/20 11:00:22] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 07:15:46 towards level 105.
[11/05/20 12:58:02] Milquetoast ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:45:03 from level 105.
[11/06/20 13:19:12] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 07:04:58 from level 105.
[11/07/20 16:08:49] UnknownHero [124/301] has challenged Milquetoast [844/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:37 is added to UnknownHero's clock.
[11/09/20 22:20:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 62 days, 05:49:57 from level 105.
[11/10/20 00:00:44] Milquetoast [797/1050] has challenged acolarh [682/753] in combat and won! 25 days, 16:56:17 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/10/20 15:47:38] Mateusz, elbie, Milquetoast, and blackroot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/20 04:30:03] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:40:23 towards level 105.
[11/12/20 06:24:04] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:08:40 towards level 105.
[11/13/20 17:05:36] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:09:47 towards level 105.
[11/13/20 20:12:16] Milquetoast [497/1050] has come upon tmberg [1291/1548] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 14:57:04 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/13/20 23:03:22] Milquetoast [627/1050] has come upon dartainus [571/789] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:30:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/14/20 06:24:16] Asara [307/785] has challenged Milquetoast [339/1050] in combat and lost! 27 days, 07:14:18 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/15/20 23:21:17] Milquetoast gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:44:49 towards level 105.
[11/17/20 14:15:01] Milquetoast [221/1050] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [752/1076] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:53:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/18/20 17:49:26] Milquetoast [236/1050] has challenged sukil [228/547] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:29:27 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/18/20 20:27:21] Chuck, Crazycatlady, and grooverider [1393/3238] have team battled bisco, Milquetoast, and Mateusz [1711/3468] and lost! 1 day, 19:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/20 12:59:16] Milquetoast [736/1050] has challenged inittab [10/1170] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:34:36 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/20/20 13:51:22] Milquetoast [855/1050] has come upon RBecker [112/958] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:54:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/20/20 13:51:22] Milquetoast has dealt RBecker a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:16:02 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/22/20 00:16:05] XBouBou [30/495] has challenged Milquetoast [390/1050] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:47:18 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[11/22/20 18:07:24] Syloq, Milquetoast, and Reilly [13/2429] have team battled Sharky4, i3d, and Mollerz [403/2202] and lost! 8 days, 10:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/20 05:26:24] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:36:46 towards level 105.
[11/24/20 10:31:19] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:00:26 from level 105.
[11/24/20 23:00:10] Milquetoast [615/1050] has come upon djm [180/843] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:12:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/20 01:05:36] Milquetoast was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:07:14 from level 105.
[11/26/20 04:51:49] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:38:21 towards level 105.
[11/27/20 07:39:31] sjums_the_great, blabber, and borsin [2007/2531] have team battled Asara, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [1533/2955] and won! 0 days, 13:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 10:12:12] Milquetoast, womblecat, and astropoint [2587/2956] have team battled Zaratustra, bobvador, and bookworm [1038/2302] and won! 0 days, 13:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 18:06:33] allo, Desspugne, and CodeB [1007/2091] have team battled nickware, csc2ya, and Milquetoast [388/2850] and won! 2 days, 04:24:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/20 11:08:00] CodeB [435/489] has challenged Milquetoast [476/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:06 is added to CodeB's clock.
[12/04/20 00:21:46] Milquetoast [82/1050] has challenged max [653/698] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:19:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/20 02:23:46] Milquetoast was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:36 from level 105.
[12/04/20 22:34:28] lavamind, Roxana, and TimWolla [241/3231] have team battled Milquetoast, simple, and mordac [3028/3507] and lost! 1 day, 01:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/20 03:39:41] Milquetoast died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:41:54 from level 105.
[12/05/20 08:47:49] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:09 towards level 105.
[12/05/20 09:29:14] ohnx [434/796] has challenged Milquetoast [603/1050] in combat and lost! 14 days, 01:19:43 is added to ohnx's clock.
[12/05/20 13:28:30] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:20:33 towards level 105.
[12/05/20 16:30:48] Nechayev [727/935] has challenged Milquetoast [796/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:50:47 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[12/05/20 20:21:48] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:24 towards level 105.
[12/06/20 10:43:09] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 19:14:28 towards level 105.
[12/06/20 11:55:25] Milquetoast left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Milquetoast's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/20 14:21:46] Milquetoast fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Milquetoast's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/20 19:41:57] Milquetoast [130/997] has challenged h00k [8/764] in combat and won! 31 days, 11:12:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/20 19:41:57] In the fierce battle, h00k dropped their level 64 shield! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing their old level 62 shield to h00k.
[12/07/20 23:27:45] jose [363/375] has come upon Milquetoast [393/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:52 is added to jose's clock.
[12/09/20 06:49:50] Milquetoast [749/992] has challenged Eldoreth [1/1453] in combat and won! 28 days, 01:24:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/10/20 00:54:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 49 days, 08:03:12 toward level 105.
[12/11/20 06:29:13] Milquetoast, jnerulax, and maligned [1938/2792] have team battled acolarh, Ironhoof, and Zaratustra [1440/3282] and won! 7 days, 12:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 15:56:33] tris, ToHellWithGA, and yano [561/2634] have team battled pyre, Milquetoast, and AbacusAvenger [1698/2673] and lost! 5 days, 04:50:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/20 09:06:24] xayto [368/810] has challenged Milquetoast [623/992] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:00:21 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/12/20 16:11:20] Milquetoast [782/992] has come upon holloway [285/955] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:43:23 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/14/20 05:45:35] jose [39/375] has come upon Milquetoast [797/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:55 is added to jose's clock.
[12/14/20 20:56:47] Pontuzz, HellSpawn, and Milquetoast [338/2281] have team battled Fluttershy, Roxana, and Scar3cr0w [1253/3648] and lost! 3 days, 20:28:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 22:12:41] dindinx, KindOne, SCSi, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/20 09:53:40] Milquetoast has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:37 from level 105.
[12/17/20 05:24:46] MELOONi [89/216] has challenged Milquetoast [556/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[12/17/20 06:33:15] Milquetoast [588/992] has challenged tris [484/813] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:46:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/17/20 07:12:17] Milquetoast [312/992] has come upon TheSilentLink [186/347] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:40:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/18/20 14:46:14] Milquetoast [364/992] has come upon XBouBou [506/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:47:37 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/20/20 11:53:24] Milquetoast [565/992] has come upon Reilly [381/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:35:17 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/25/20 00:06:16] Agent86, PlasmaStar, and Milquetoast [1856/2703] have team battled Khorne, Reilly, and Bkid [734/2200] and won! 0 days, 04:42:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/20 13:51:56] Milquetoast [11/992] has challenged shymega [458/962] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:50:12 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/29/20 14:31:16] PlasmaStar [178/684] has challenged Milquetoast [264/992] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:53:42 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[12/29/20 19:43:05] Milquetoast [552/992] has come upon brycec [903/1028] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 15:18:33 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/30/20 06:43:58] Milquetoast [236/992] has come upon anarcat [711/968] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 20:57:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/30/20 19:11:32] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 00:12:54 towards level 106.
[01/02/21 09:58:14] Milquetoast caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:49:46 towards level 106.
[01/02/21 10:19:45] pfoley, waifu, Odin, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/21 10:49:45] Milquetoast, Scornn, and djm [2397/2648] have team battled Sharky4, el, and scumola [1662/2930] and won! 5 days, 15:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 06:57:37] Milquetoast [148/992] has challenged tccki [184/490] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:36:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/03/21 08:58:05] tmberg [305/1579] has challenged Milquetoast [873/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:40 is added to tmberg's clock.
[01/03/21 21:50:58] Milquetoast [656/992] has come upon sheu [332/553] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:09:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/04/21 05:16:27] Psilocybe, dxtr, and Balthazar [1606/2815] have team battled buyoq, Desspugne, and Milquetoast [2365/2443] and lost! 3 days, 03:53:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 14:03:04] tris [699/823] has challenged Milquetoast [799/992] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:15:18 is added to tris's clock.
[01/04/21 22:01:06] Milquetoast was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:17:30 towards level 106.
[01/05/21 07:44:40] Milquetoast [841/992] has come upon maligned [484/972] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:58:19 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/05/21 17:35:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 24 days, 11:05:56 toward level 106.
[01/07/21 06:55:25] Milquetoast [228/992] has come upon MadMan [433/1146] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:25:48 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/08/21 12:56:45] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:15:00 towards level 106.
[01/09/21 00:49:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 11:34:44 from level 106.
[01/09/21 06:08:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 15:54:38 from level 106.
[01/09/21 20:52:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 15:05:55 from level 106.
[01/12/21 18:37:24] MadMan, aismallard, Nechayev, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/21 16:02:02] Milquetoast [402/992] has challenged canton7 [800/1238] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:51:50 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/14/21 19:02:48] Lnk [107/1107] has challenged Milquetoast [31/992] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:52:40 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/14/21 21:14:58] Milquetoast, Ttech, and tris [337/3877] have team battled JuanMaestro, allo, and KindOne [404/2137] and lost! 0 days, 21:55:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 01:25:38] Milquetoast got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:47:17 from level 106.
[01/15/21 10:06:30] Ttech [589/2062] has challenged Milquetoast [709/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:10 is added to Ttech's clock.
[01/15/21 18:33:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 06:13:55 from level 106.
[01/16/21 03:24:02] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:17:48 from level 106.
[01/16/21 12:12:33] Majak [639/1061] has challenged Milquetoast [134/992] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:21:59 is removed from Majak's clock.
[01/17/21 01:41:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 46 days, 15:29:13 toward level 106.
[01/18/21 09:35:20] rxcomm, h00k, and MrGlass [1586/3279] have team battled Milquetoast, SSLbits, and holloway [2438/2522] and lost! 5 days, 19:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 16:44:36] zbe, xayto, and nawcom [149/2241] have team battled Vic, Chuck, and Milquetoast [1151/2544] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 22:25:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 21 days, 01:08:52 toward level 106.
[01/19/21 04:17:31] Milquetoast bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:28 towards level 106.
[01/20/21 08:35:01] shymega [947/972] has challenged Milquetoast [383/992] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:26:54 is removed from shymega's clock.
[01/22/21 03:18:24] Milquetoast was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:06 from level 106.
[01/24/21 07:25:08] Milquetoast [948/992] has come upon Reilly [169/812] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:20 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/25/21 09:54:31] Milquetoast found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:48 towards level 106.
[01/25/21 14:31:04] suterismus [228/1620] has challenged Milquetoast [834/992] in combat and lost! 16 days, 19:51:18 is added to suterismus's clock.
[01/26/21 01:05:07] Milquetoast [696/992] has come upon CodeB [344/749] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:07:54 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/26/21 04:36:40] Milquetoast [605/992] has come upon shymega [145/972] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:02:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/26/21 09:15:26] Milquetoast [213/992] has come upon holloway [500/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:45 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/26/21 12:03:43] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:21 towards level 106.
[01/26/21 13:30:55] Milquetoast [665/992] has come upon Globalirc [983/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:38:33 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/26/21 20:46:12] Milquetoast [248/992] has come upon ToHellWithGA [783/1132] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:12:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[01/26/21 21:24:49] Milquetoast [764/992] has come upon Pici [353/1279] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:49:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/27/21 08:16:16] Milquetoast [455/992] has challenged IdleMaster [323/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/29/21 19:02:29] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:14 towards level 106.
[01/30/21 05:35:12] Lnk [1013/1107] has challenged Milquetoast [43/992] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:56:53 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/31/21 11:04:49] hotdogman, nickware, and gdm [720/2323] have team battled SlowRiot, Zyphyr, and Milquetoast [1834/2696] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/21 05:03:43] Milquetoast was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:07:43 from level 106.
[02/02/21 11:39:10] Milquetoast was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:08:28 from level 106.
[02/04/21 04:10:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 1 day, 15:31:30 toward level 106.
[02/07/21 02:23:57] elbie [907/1106] has challenged Milquetoast [965/992] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:46:09 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/07/21 18:45:02] Milquetoast, soltys, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1476/2403] have team battled AbacusAvenger, KeboDK, and Zyphyr [2653/2668] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/21 22:17:03] Milquetoast [982/992] has come upon Nechayev [717/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:02:31 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/09/21 15:39:23] Desspugne [333/901] has challenged Milquetoast [595/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:10 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[02/10/21 07:53:27] Milquetoast tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:22 towards level 106.
[02/10/21 13:50:04] golgy [932/940] has come upon Milquetoast [95/992] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:57:17 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/10/21 17:31:57] Milquetoast [973/992] has come upon bisco [1298/1386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:00 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/11/21 10:26:14] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:08 towards level 106.
[02/12/21 09:24:16] Milquetoast got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:42 towards level 106.
[02/12/21 11:41:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Milquetoast 0 days, 00:46:03 toward level 106.
[02/12/21 13:00:03] Milquetoast [695/992] has challenged MELOONi [11/772] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:53:02 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/12/21 18:18:45] shymega [829/960] has challenged Milquetoast [498/992] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:16:34 is removed from shymega's clock.
[02/13/21 04:05:19] LordBanana [71/452] has challenged Milquetoast [210/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:42 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[02/14/21 19:30:09] i3d [129/688] has challenged Milquetoast [373/992] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:53:31 is added to i3d's clock.
[02/16/21 20:44:14] Milquetoast ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 14:00:57 from level 107.
[02/17/21 08:44:39] Zaratustra [749/1175] has challenged Milquetoast [963/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:57:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/17/21 14:29:26] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:11:01 towards level 107.
[02/17/21 19:35:10] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:28:29 towards level 107.
[02/17/21 20:58:01] Milquetoast [954/992] has come upon FSM [678/754] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 05:40:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/17/21 20:58:01] Milquetoast has dealt FSM a Critical Strike! 5 days, 05:22:51 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/18/21 06:29:30] Milquetoast [361/992] has come upon maligned [299/981] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:16:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/18/21 08:50:26] golgy [147/940] has challenged Milquetoast [492/992] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:52:55 is added to golgy's clock.
[02/18/21 19:52:59] Milquetoast [595/992] has challenged bookworm [185/471] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:35:23 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/20/21 05:35:09] Beefcan, Milquetoast, and IdleMaster [2128/2523] have team battled brycec, CheeseSodaPunch, and buksi [214/2697] and won! 0 days, 00:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/21 20:04:23] tmberg [877/1602] has challenged Milquetoast [602/992] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:26 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[02/22/21 06:50:20] yano, dindinx, and Mars [2139/2620] have team battled Milquetoast, soltys, and brycec [2654/3034] and lost! 4 days, 08:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 16:03:39] Milquetoast bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:25:38 from level 107.
[02/25/21 22:39:55] Milquetoast grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:02:48 towards level 107.
[02/26/21 00:34:15] Scornn [528/818] has challenged Milquetoast [721/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:14:30 is added to Scornn's clock.
[02/26/21 12:36:55] Milquetoast [484/992] has challenged irix [512/986] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:48:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/27/21 00:39:39] Milquetoast [79/992] has challenged fattrat [707/1377] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:49:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/27/21 14:17:03] Milquetoast [91/992] has come upon TheSilentLink [664/730] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:16:24 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/27/21 15:14:13] Lnk, RBecker, and rotbot9k [1495/2276] have team battled Kurenai, petrichor, and Milquetoast [1284/2716] and won! 0 days, 03:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 15:43:02] Milquetoast [687/992] has challenged maligned [948/990] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/27/21 17:53:12] Milquetoast found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:21:45 towards level 107.
[02/27/21 21:12:17] Milquetoast was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:19:03 from level 107.
[03/01/21 13:32:34] anderson [350/870] has challenged Milquetoast [442/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:31 is added to anderson's clock.
[03/04/21 00:13:59] Milquetoast, lipek, and IdleMaster [2746/3187] have team battled borsin, DrJosh9000, and FSM [449/2453] and won! 4 days, 17:00:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 11:40:55] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 02:55:46 towards level 107.
[03/05/21 18:57:45] Elgo, m0shbear, and xayto [5/3185] have team battled misha, Milquetoast, and womblecat [1478/2649] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/21 21:56:08] Milquetoast bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 02:13:06 towards level 107.
[03/05/21 23:42:59] Milquetoast was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 12:14:05 towards level 107.
[03/06/21 01:02:17] freeboson, brycec, and el [2733/3008] have team battled Milquetoast, Pontuzz, and dindinx [1014/2371] and won! 3 days, 14:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 01:51:44] m0shbear [1252/1310] has challenged Milquetoast [619/992] in combat and won! 25 days, 00:10:31 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/06/21 13:47:28] pyre [806/1196] has challenged Milquetoast [384/992] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:23:17 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/06/21 15:38:01] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:27:46 towards level 107.
[03/08/21 05:03:44] Milquetoast [207/992] has come upon Nechayev [222/910] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 20:26:11 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/08/21 11:02:49] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 14:40:54 towards level 107.
[03/08/21 11:54:40] freeboson, AbacusAvenger, and Milquetoast [2580/2641] have team battled Muirrum, Pici, and dartainus [1101/2680] and won! 0 days, 07:13:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/21 03:20:47] cirdan, blabber, djm, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/21 05:37:56] tmberg [667/1602] has challenged Milquetoast [172/992] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:47:44 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/09/21 18:58:41] Andries, blackroot, and bisco [2102/2793] have team battled petrichor, Milquetoast, and HeavyPodda [1024/3382] and won! 0 days, 03:16:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 04:36:49] Milquetoast fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:03:22 from level 107.
[03/10/21 10:29:32] Milquetoast [331/992] has come upon dwfreed [344/911] and been defeated in combat! 20 days, 17:28:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/10/21 19:06:18] Milquetoast stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 20:31:49 towards level 107.
[03/10/21 20:23:36] Milquetoast found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:10:33 towards level 107.
[03/11/21 02:50:57] yano [81/639] has challenged Milquetoast [238/992] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:13:25 is added to yano's clock.
[03/11/21 17:59:29] yano, brycec, and Milquetoast [4/2698] have team battled SCSi, Syloq, and bisco [529/3237] and lost! 14 days, 20:41:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/21 14:43:45] Milquetoast was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:20:04 towards level 107.
[03/14/21 07:28:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Milquetoast with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 16:29:41 from level 107.
[03/15/21 02:22:59] Milquetoast found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 07:50:04 towards level 107.
[03/17/21 14:43:33] Heisenberg, mwhahaha, and simple [1778/3004] have team battled Milquetoast, TimWolla, and dwfreed [629/2931] and won! 1 day, 19:51:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/21 06:35:19] Milquetoast [930/992] has come upon AbacusAvenger [240/909] and taken them in combat! 30 days, 09:02:59 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/20/21 04:06:56] Milquetoast had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:34:25 towards level 107.
[03/20/21 05:34:51] Milquetoast [139/992] has challenged Nechayev [109/901] in combat and won! 21 days, 01:42:37 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/20/21 10:10:57] borsin, Milquetoast, and MJ94 [511/2626] have team battled CornFly, nawcom, and bookworm [512/2283] and lost! 16 days, 18:10:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/21 22:38:41] Heretic [501/541] has challenged Milquetoast [514/992] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:32:19 is added to Heretic's clock.
[03/21/21 11:41:33] Milquetoast [925/992] has challenged elf [194/1371] in combat and won! 31 days, 14:23:50 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/21/21 19:15:56] Milquetoast [84/992] has come upon FSM [426/693] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:49:20 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/23/21 06:49:01] Milquetoast, mwhahaha, and Nofew [917/2926] have team battled lipek, Bkid, and ecko [1714/2464] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/21 16:53:26] irix [270/986] has challenged Milquetoast [353/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:13 is added to irix's clock.
[03/23/21 19:08:07] vegadark [119/775] has come upon Milquetoast [754/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:10:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/24/21 16:27:10] AbacusAvenger, kenyon, GilbertErik, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.