Player Info

User: Nofew
Class: Dap'na
Admin?: No
Level: 86
Next level: 4 days, 23:45:44
Status: Offline
Host: Keshl!~Purple@207.44.70.214.res-cmts.gld.ptd.net
Account Created: Tue Apr 5 01:28:15 2011
Last login: Sun May 16 20:47:28 2021
Total time idled: 2333 days, 20:49:22
Current position: [485,53]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 112 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 262 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 41
gloves: 32
helm: 51 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 62
ring: 62 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 61
tunic: 103
weapon: 41

sum: 827

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 1 day, 17:23:22
mesg: 3 days, 21:38:53
nick: 35 days, 15:15:20
part: None
quest: 415 days, 16:18:47
quit: 2986 days, 08:49:10

total: 3443 days, 07:25:32

Character Modifiers

[04/05/11 00:03:51] Nofew [3/8] has challenged Archeron [112/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/05/11 01:52:26] Nofew [26/34] has challenged Cenhinen [308/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/05/11 02:07:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:13:03 from level 9.
[04/05/11 21:44:34] Nofew [41/101] has challenged kork [368/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/06/11 14:24:48] Nofew [36/152] has challenged He-Man [452/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/06/11 17:34:07] Nofew [49/152] has challenged ElectRo [916/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/06/11 21:06:15] Nofew [68/187] has challenged TimRiker [266/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/07/11 12:37:21] Omghax [0/1] has challenged Nofew [2/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Omghax's clock.
[04/08/11 01:52:09] Nofew [187/226] has challenged Alfie [32/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/08/11 12:57:29] Nofew [97/226] has come upon Bassetts [507/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/08/11 18:34:32] Nofew [93/228] has challenged scjody [422/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/09/11 13:43:15] TauPan, kork, and Babar [907/1974] have team battled melic, Nofew, and allo [1036/1259] and lost! 1 day, 01:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/11 14:26:40] Nofew [189/239] has challenged Juggaloon [543/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/09/11 17:20:35] Zergus [441/611] has challenged Nofew [101/239] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:38:49 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[04/09/11 21:52:04] sid77 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/11 01:47:32] Nofew [73/272] has challenged FreeBeak [394/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/10/11 20:41:32] Nofew [142/272] has come upon Babar [724/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/11/11 01:46:31] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:16 towards level 29.
[04/11/11 01:51:44] Nofew [137/280] has challenged pravus [179/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/12/11 01:18:09] Nofew [202/298] has challenged Archeron [602/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/12/11 14:37:11] FreeBeak [479/672] has challenged Nofew [161/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:33:27 is removed from FreeBeak's clock.
[04/14/11 12:16:18] Nofew [303/308] has challenged Turf [372/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/15/11 19:34:30] Nofew [278/313] has challenged Dave [28/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/15/11 20:01:42] Nofew [85/313] has come upon TimRiker [306/372] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:23 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/15/11 23:26:27] Kolak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/11 15:07:18] Turf [127/1227] has challenged Nofew [93/313] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:53:08 is removed from Turf's clock.
[04/18/11 21:57:15] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:08 towards level 33.
[04/19/11 16:46:23] Nofew [155/326] has challenged Beavis [453/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/20/11 20:51:59] Nofew [98/326] has come upon Con [213/285] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/11 13:18:22] Nofew [284/326] has come upon Remaeus [430/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/11 16:56:56] Nofew [205/342] has challenged DrDick [131/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/22/11 19:36:36] Pixielo [695/774] has challenged Nofew [241/342] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:43:04 is removed from Pixielo's clock.
[04/24/11 20:04:31] Nofew [258/342] has challenged VxD [26/1001] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/24/11 22:05:17] Nofew and ysabet have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/11 14:25:19] Nofew [133/342] has come upon masklin [415/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/25/11 16:00:41] Dweesil [69/400] has challenged Nofew [305/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Dweesil's clock.
[04/25/11 18:13:10] Grim stole Nofew's level 38 charm while they were sleeping! Grim leaves his old level 34 charm behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/26/11 12:22:13] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:38 towards level 36.
[04/26/11 13:12:15] Nofew [336/337] has challenged VxD [958/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/27/11 02:43:58] VxD [343/1001] has come upon Nofew [129/337] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:36:01 is removed from VxD's clock.
[04/27/11 16:46:32] Elessar [130/305] has challenged Nofew [95/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from Elessar's clock.
[04/27/11 20:06:21] Duph [177/856] has challenged Nofew [19/337] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:55:47 is removed from Duph's clock.
[06/16/11 22:32:46] Nofew [205/348] has challenged Juggaloon [515/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/17/11 22:15:13] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:31 towards level 38.
[06/18/11 02:09:51] ccx [110/190] has challenged Nofew [40/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:20 is removed from ccx's clock.
[06/18/11 19:21:54] gipyelrah [800/937] has challenged Nofew [101/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:18:03 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[06/18/11 20:54:25] Nofew [165/348] has come upon Merkel [38/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/20/11 02:00:40] Nofew [27/353] has challenged illuminata [138/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/20/11 18:03:14] Nofew [157/353] has come upon Xethron [60/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/24/11 16:38:36] allo, toasty, and charitwo [72/1394] have team battled Charris, Nofew, and bairyn [1036/1160] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/11 21:02:02] Nofew [95/376] has challenged mauke [42/157] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/25/11 22:05:12] Nofew [177/376] has come upon ion [285/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/26/11 00:32:10] Nofew [220/376] has come upon Phibs [212/249] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/27/11 15:22:33] dime [13/44] has challenged Nofew [193/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to dime's clock.
[06/28/11 01:36:44] TheTwit, cirdan, and Nofew [651/1076] have team battled Gerdesas, Zap, and LordFella [479/1093] and won! 0 days, 01:28:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/11 03:11:05] dxrt [259/392] has challenged Nofew [210/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:09:28 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[06/30/11 07:10:26] exa [102/297] has challenged Nofew [189/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to exa's clock.
[06/30/11 19:48:33] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:58 towards level 40.
[07/01/11 04:53:39] Nofew [311/385] has challenged Pici [147/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/06/11 20:55:52] tool8, PandorasBox, and Grim [628/1644] have team battled GaveUp, Nofew, and noother [202/1069] and won! 0 days, 00:11:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/11 22:22:38] Tarran and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/11 23:24:48] Nofew [32/385] has come upon superpenisfish [140/157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/09/11 16:47:59] superpenisfish [105/219] has challenged Nofew [198/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to superpenisfish's clock.
[07/09/11 23:57:07] Nofew [70/396] has challenged toasty [298/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/10/11 23:57:24] yond, Nofew, and Ciphohs5 [720/1180] have team battled Skyy, mauke, and ChrisAM [972/1450] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/11 23:44:58] Yankee [44/367] has challenged Nofew [160/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Yankee's clock.

[07/15/11 15:44:31] BSDBlack [47/69] has challenged Nofew [169/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to BSDBlack's clock.
[07/16/11 16:43:01] Nofew [278/396] has come upon Xander [126/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/17/11 12:09:26] TauPan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/11 00:25:13] Nofew [1/410] has challenged Ivvy [77/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/19/11 04:36:03] TimRiker, Nofew, and allo [804/1667] have team battled TauPan, RichardBronosky, and Ttech [643/1711] and won! 0 days, 00:13:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/11 21:34:01] RichardBronosky [207/355] has challenged Nofew [53/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from RichardBronosky's clock.
[07/22/11 00:39:31] AngryParsley and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/11 01:36:08] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:57 towards level 43.
[07/22/11 02:58:52] TauPan, Majak, and Nofew [1290/1366] have team battled ElrondTheHorny, Termana, and Lurker [1196/1806] and won! 0 days, 00:28:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/11 03:38:57] Ivvy [281/535] has challenged Nofew [297/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:04 is added to Ivvy's clock.
[07/27/11 18:07:29] Nofew [286/410] has challenged geck [292/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/29/11 16:07:28] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:33 towards level 44.
[07/29/11 17:41:01] cruciform [179/243] has challenged Nofew [0/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from cruciform's clock.
[07/29/11 22:34:10] Phibs, Nofew, and Ttech [1011/1645] have team battled Yankee, hawk, and ccx [1349/1702] and lost! 0 days, 15:58:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/11 17:19:22] hawk [233/828] has challenged Nofew [65/410] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:14:41 is removed from hawk's clock.
[07/31/11 17:19:22] hawk has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:41:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/04/11 17:40:35] Ttech [269/828] has challenged Nofew [402/410] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:15:53 is added to Ttech's clock.
[08/04/11 18:36:54] suterismus, Nofew, and superpenisfish [409/1773] have team battled dxrt, opticron, and geck [168/1196] and won! 0 days, 03:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/11 16:48:47] Nofew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:02 from level 44.
[08/06/11 20:04:20] Nofew and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/11 22:30:37] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:08 towards level 44.
[08/07/11 13:22:40] cyne [12/344] has challenged Nofew [366/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to cyne's clock.
[08/07/11 15:28:45] dime, Xethron_Mobile, and Cigo [219/1238] have team battled Weasel, DrDick, and Nofew [685/1601] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/11 01:29:13] Nofew [269/410] has come upon opticron [255/352] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/09/11 01:29:13] Nofew has dealt opticron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:29:49 is added to opticron's clock.
[08/10/11 01:26:47] Nofew [271/410] has challenged gipyelrah [603/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/10/11 19:26:53] chazzam [1/3] has challenged Nofew [182/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to chazzam's clock.
[08/11/11 05:14:22] cirdan [303/748] has challenged Nofew [253/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:01 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[08/13/11 01:44:36] Nofew [320/410] has come upon exa [196/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/13/11 20:49:40] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:51:38 from level 45.
[08/13/11 21:12:11] Nofew [55/410] has come upon felipe [185/435] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/14/11 15:37:30] Duph, dime, and colin [1276/1523] have team battled sbp, cirdan, and Nofew [298/1693] and won! 0 days, 00:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/11 00:32:06] ccx, RichardBronosky, and Ivvy [1078/1372] have team battled LordFella, vegadark, and Nofew [466/1409] and won! 0 days, 02:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/11 17:38:08] allo [507/799] has challenged Nofew [337/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:57 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/15/11 19:45:11] Nofew [210/410] has come upon [dmp] [202/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:42:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/18/11 01:05:10] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:31 from level 45.
[08/18/11 15:53:43] Charris [278/456] has challenged Nofew [160/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:15:44 is removed from Charris's clock.
[08/18/11 21:36:31] Tabsy [5/62] has challenged Nofew [190/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Tabsy's clock.
[08/19/11 19:26:01] Nofew, kork, and Jareeta [234/1173] have team battled melic, Lurker, and Ttech [331/2318] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/11 18:14:06] Nofew [50/410] has come upon DarkSiL [376/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/25/11 20:07:20] Nofew found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:27 towards level 45.
[08/25/11 20:28:18] Nofew [314/413] has come upon Majak [309/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/25/11 22:55:22] Nofew [223/413] has come upon s1cz [358/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/26/11 17:02:26] Nofew [180/413] has come upon keeper_c [459/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/26/11 18:31:17] Nofew [260/413] has challenged wakeupscreaming [169/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/29/11 20:43:53] Nofew [173/413] has challenged Beavis [525/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/29/11 21:44:05] Nofew [210/413] has challenged nosklo [387/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:21:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/30/11 19:11:45] Nofew [400/413] has come upon Kevin1981 [197/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:08:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/31/11 00:19:13] sid77 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/11 18:40:40] Nofew sharpened the edge of his weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/11 00:02:26] melic [439/489] has challenged Nofew [147/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:32:40 is removed from melic's clock.
[09/03/11 04:10:49] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:34 towards level 46.
[09/04/11 00:05:10] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:34 towards level 46.
[09/04/11 12:15:44] Nofew [247/416] has challenged illuminata [289/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/04/11 21:13:05] Nofew [388/416] has come upon yang [16/269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:29:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/05/11 00:23:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:41:38 from level 46.
[09/05/11 14:36:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 20:24:51 toward level 46.
[09/05/11 16:24:26] Nofew [173/416] has challenged yang [184/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/06/11 20:44:37] Nofew and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/11 22:14:18] Nofew [71/416] has come upon DrDick [619/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:54 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/06/11 22:31:21] Nofew [316/416] has challenged Juggaloon [775/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/07/11 02:32:13] greycat [5/377] has challenged Nofew [262/416] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:50:53 is added to greycat's clock.
[09/07/11 05:20:06] nhandler [321/632] has challenged Nofew [336/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to nhandler's clock.
[09/09/11 00:24:54] Nofew misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:58 from level 46.
[09/12/11 18:51:48] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:37 from level 46.
[09/13/11 17:45:13] seek [146/419] has challenged Nofew [407/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:52 is added to seek's clock.
[09/14/11 18:50:43] Alfie [17/490] has challenged Nofew [251/416] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:56:45 is added to Alfie's clock.
[09/15/11 19:30:00] Nofew [217/416] has challenged Cenhinen [220/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/15/11 23:57:59] Nofew [149/416] has come upon BSDBlack [11/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:47:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/16/11 15:11:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 04:48:44 toward level 47.
[09/19/11 23:37:11] Nofew [51/416] has challenged sid77 [435/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/20/11 19:52:41] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:48 towards level 47.
[09/21/11 14:44:22] Nofew [270/416] has challenged BlastHardcheese [347/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/21/11 19:29:51] Ricket [41/49] has challenged Nofew [356/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Ricket's clock.
[09/22/11 14:48:17] Nofew [124/416] has challenged keeper_c [774/1151] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/22/11 19:38:05] mythras stole Nofew's level 47 charm while they were sleeping! mythras leaves his old level 37 charm behind, which Nofew then takes.
[09/23/11 02:50:41] Nofew [217/405] has challenged superpenisfish [25/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/23/11 06:42:38] Nofew, adamus1red, and LordFella [190/1239] have team battled nhandler, Charris, and [dmp] [690/1498] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/11 16:53:45] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:31 towards level 47.
[09/23/11 20:53:51] Nofew [131/405] has challenged keeper_c [1100/1151] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/23/11 23:56:18] Nofew and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/11 02:08:48] Nofew [8/405] has challenged blizgerg [341/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/24/11 20:58:03] [dmp] [107/415] has challenged Nofew [21/405] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:06:16 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[09/25/11 13:30:28] Skhone [256/415] has challenged Nofew [348/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Skhone's clock.
[09/25/11 14:15:35] Ricket [200/252] has come upon Nofew [247/405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:04 is added to Ricket's clock.
[09/25/11 14:28:31] Nofew [267/405] has come upon nhandler [588/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:47:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/25/11 18:47:52] Nofew [186/405] has come upon LordFella [321/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/25/11 23:14:42] Osiux [78/352] has challenged Nofew [180/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Osiux's clock.
[09/26/11 06:03:39] Nofew [62/405] has challenged Plasmastar [373/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/27/11 03:14:24] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:35 from level 48.
[09/28/11 17:54:47] <death1024>, kenyon, and Nofew [1510/1632] have team battled BlastHardcheese, hawk, and mythras [779/1712] and won! 1 day, 13:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/11 19:54:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 5 days, 10:24:37 toward level 48.
[09/29/11 03:27:16] hawkeye [16/149] has challenged Nofew [280/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to hawkeye's clock.
[09/29/11 22:04:47] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:52 towards level 48.
[09/30/11 00:58:46] Nofew and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/11 02:31:56] Nofew [103/405] has come upon Hydrogenum [171/805] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:30:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/30/11 18:21:53] Duph [785/839] has challenged Nofew [270/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:17:02 is removed from Duph's clock.
[09/30/11 20:38:05] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:45 from level 48.
[10/01/11 13:24:58] Nofew [350/405] has challenged Ttech [708/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/01/11 18:39:21] Nofew, opticron, and nhandler [190/1709] have team battled Hydrogenum, melic, and Ephur [874/1535] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/11 14:29:19] Nofew [353/405] has challenged AmiRuss [484/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/02/11 16:14:24] jetnu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/11 22:47:04] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:46 towards level 48.
[10/03/11 01:31:23] Nofew [196/405] has challenged adjtime [19/113] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/04/11 04:39:19] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:32 towards level 48.
[10/06/11 04:43:55] opticron and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/11 04:08:59] Ricket [78/250] has challenged Nofew [248/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Ricket's clock.
[10/07/11 19:58:15] Legnarion [159/324] has challenged Nofew [46/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from Legnarion's clock.
[10/15/11 03:43:50] Nofew and Xander have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/11 16:45:03] Nofew [86/405] has challenged Osiux [284/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/18/11 14:57:30] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:45 towards level 48.
[10/19/11 02:55:29] Nofew [31/405] has challenged sasaniak [106/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/19/11 03:55:41] Nofew [332/405] has challenged Ricket [81/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/19/11 16:58:11] brimstone [206/861] has challenged Nofew [286/405] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:53:09 is added to brimstone's clock.
[10/20/11 23:03:38] Nofew [370/405] has challenged felipe [359/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/21/11 03:04:23] Nofew [274/405] has challenged Osiux [169/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/21/11 18:07:17] Nofew [158/405] has challenged mauke [2/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/21/11 19:07:27] Nofew [324/405] has challenged seek [380/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/22/11 00:57:16] DeLorean, lipek, and noother [125/1404] have team battled dime, Ivvy, and Nofew [793/1713] and lost! 0 days, 12:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/11 16:25:03] Nofew [212/405] has challenged Hydrogenum [814/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/28/11 01:35:48] Beavis [531/752] has challenged Nofew [104/405] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:18:19 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[10/29/11 02:24:47] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:23 from level 48.
[10/29/11 03:40:50] ChrisAM [480/493] has challenged Nofew [374/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:13:04 is removed from ChrisAM's clock.
[10/29/11 18:47:17] Kindari [135/280] has challenged Nofew [242/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kindari's clock.
[10/30/11 20:37:25] chazzam and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/11 04:50:04] Ttech [833/861] has challenged Nofew [243/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:02:05 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/31/11 07:11:37] DrDick, zomega, and Weasel [770/1956] have team battled Nofew, Kylu, and Suiseiseki [349/1797] and won! 3 days, 18:15:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/11 21:51:20] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:15 towards level 48.
[10/31/11 21:53:23] chazzam [30/497] has challenged Nofew [389/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:55 is added to chazzam's clock.
[11/01/11 12:35:33] AwkwardStatic [44/126] has challenged Nofew [296/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to AwkwardStatic's clock.
[11/01/11 21:47:05] Nofew lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:31 from level 48.
[11/02/11 01:45:20] Nofew [176/408] has challenged Yankee [457/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/03/11 03:37:19] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:04:07 from level 49.
[11/04/11 00:07:13] Preaux [214/394] has challenged Nofew [314/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:36 is added to Preaux's clock.
[11/04/11 18:58:32] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:02 from level 49.
[11/04/11 22:13:01] MichealH [56/75] has challenged Nofew [119/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to MichealH's clock.
[11/05/11 06:46:32] Nofew [150/408] has come upon opticron [183/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/06/11 02:33:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 11:24:32 toward level 49.
[11/06/11 16:19:18] Nofew [391/408] has challenged dime [547/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/06/11 21:19:55] Nofew [118/408] has challenged opticron [251/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:01:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/08/11 13:55:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 02:28:37 toward level 49.
[11/08/11 20:26:58] Nofew [353/408] has challenged DrDick [743/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/09/11 15:43:03] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/11 18:30:13] Nofew [9/408] has challenged IdleBot [1004/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:08:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/10/11 17:44:35] WrEtCh and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/11 22:16:37] Ivvy [22/702] has come upon Nofew [304/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:16 is added to Ivvy's clock.
[11/10/11 23:02:04] Nofew [96/408] has come upon Tabsy [440/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:01:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/12/11 02:38:22] Nofew [13/408] has challenged lipek [263/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/12/11 06:03:34] Ardzum [256/290] has challenged Nofew [164/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from Ardzum's clock.
[11/12/11 18:40:43] Nofew [139/408] has challenged suiside [752/1007] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:06:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/13/11 01:25:51] Babar, LordFella, and Duph [863/2136] have team battled Nofew, superpenisfish, and Ttech [969/1677] and lost! 2 days, 06:36:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/11 02:27:25] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:56 towards level 49.
[11/13/11 16:44:01] Nofew [362/408] has challenged greycat [79/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/13/11 16:44:01] Nofew has dealt greycat a Critical Strike! 17 days, 06:42:22 is added to greycat's clock.
[11/13/11 21:44:40] D4rkSilver [7/447] has challenged Nofew [160/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:06 is added to D4rkSilver's clock.
[11/13/11 23:44:54] Nofew [50/408] has challenged mauke [477/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/14/11 06:27:22] sjefen6 [372/476] has come upon Nofew [77/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:32 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/15/11 15:26:17] noother [43/459] has come upon Nofew [375/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:26:11 is added to noother's clock.
[11/16/11 14:46:48] erry [80/298] has challenged Nofew [346/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to erry's clock.
[11/16/11 15:44:58] Nofew [24/408] has come upon gipyelrah [1103/1142] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:41:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/19/11 01:04:17] noother [287/455] has challenged Nofew [314/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:37 is added to noother's clock.
[11/19/11 04:30:20] nitzer [66/114] has challenged Nofew [296/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to nitzer's clock.
[11/19/11 19:13:36] j_doe [46/472] has challenged Nofew [222/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to j_doe's clock.
[11/20/11 13:09:18] wakeupscreaming [142/673] has challenged Nofew [120/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:19:10 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[11/22/11 04:56:30] exa [729/844] has come upon Nofew [398/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:51:47 is removed from exa's clock.
[11/22/11 05:15:17] Nofew [268/408] has challenged Ephur [67/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/22/11 17:18:40] illuminata and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/11 22:58:10] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:31 towards level 49.
[11/23/11 18:43:14] Nofew [332/408] has come upon [dmp] [342/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/24/11 00:21:33] lipek [309/586] has challenged Nofew [44/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:51:47 is removed from lipek's clock.
[11/24/11 13:37:45] Beavis [623/700] has challenged Nofew [179/408] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:09:50 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[11/25/11 11:20:33] mrx [9/410] has challenged Nofew [5/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from mrx's clock.
[11/26/11 15:12:01] Nofew [9/408] has challenged blind [9/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/26/11 15:32:49] yond [147/253] has challenged Nofew [339/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to yond's clock.
[11/26/11 17:12:16] Nolehte [419/528] has challenged Nofew [54/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:48:13 is removed from Nolehte's clock.
[11/27/11 20:40:30] Nofew [208/408] has challenged Ephur [11/433] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/11 03:17:53] Ivvy, Duph, and swhitt [1006/1853] have team battled Babar, Nofew, and yond [650/1607] and won! 0 days, 03:05:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/11 11:14:58] Nofew, Babar, and dime [224/1690] have team battled hawk, mrx, and blind [97/1566] and won! 1 day, 18:31:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/11 21:09:46] Jazzi [1/7] has challenged Nofew [96/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Jazzi's clock.
[11/29/11 08:50:35] Jazzi [117/118] has challenged Nofew [33/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:57 is removed from Jazzi's clock.
[11/29/11 08:55:54] Grim [674/990] has challenged Nofew [228/408] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:41:02 is removed from Grim's clock.
[12/01/11 15:09:34] Nofew, Ciphohs5, and Godisme [843/1105] have team battled Charris, suterismus, and Duph [2032/2289] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/11 18:27:47] donpdonp [70/128] has challenged Nofew [53/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:07 is removed from donpdonp's clock.
[12/01/11 19:35:51] DarkSiL [303/465] has come upon Nofew [114/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:53:03 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[12/02/11 00:38:17] chizu [225/429] has challenged Nofew [216/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:41:31 is removed from chizu's clock.
[12/02/11 00:38:17] In the fierce battle, Nofew dropped his level 37 charm! chizu picks it up, tossing his old level 28 charm to Nofew.
[12/03/11 01:25:42] Plasmastar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/11 04:07:17] Nofew [26/398] has come upon Sakura [158/224] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/03/11 04:56:24] Nofew [389/398] has come upon Weasel [309/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:24:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/03/11 14:14:23] Nofew and nitzer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/11 16:45:49] Jareeta, Tabsy, and felipe [69/1340] have team battled Nofew, Ciphohs5, and Sakura [940/1090] and lost! 0 days, 11:08:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/11 05:53:05] Nofew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:56 from level 50.
[12/07/11 13:47:10] Nofew [244/398] has challenged allo [34/754] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/07/11 13:47:10] In the fierce battle, allo dropped his level 42 set of leggings! Nofew picks it up, tossing his old level 32 set of leggings to allo.
[12/08/11 03:58:00] Nofew [289/409] has come upon cirdan [301/1104] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/08/11 07:42:04] allo [630/744] has come upon Nofew [36/409] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:10:36 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/08/11 07:42:04] allo has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:50:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/08/11 21:07:38] bigjay [35/81] has challenged Nofew [193/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to bigjay's clock.
[12/10/11 00:58:07] Nofew [370/409] has challenged Cenhinen [145/1167] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/10/11 15:53:56] Nofew [222/409] has challenged WrEtCh [180/577] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/11/11 17:25:07] Nofew [51/409] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [119/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/11/11 21:55:07] vegadark, Celestia, and aucg [832/1103] have team battled Nofew, bigjay, and frozencemetery [609/1231] and won! 0 days, 01:53:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/11 16:15:04] Nofew, yond, and spiffytech [1002/1225] have team battled [dmp], blizgerg, and Cenhinen [443/2263] and won! 0 days, 01:33:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/11 18:11:32] exa [775/856] has come upon Nofew [116/409] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:50:54 is removed from exa's clock.
[12/15/11 18:26:29] sasaniak [34/586] has challenged Nofew [335/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/11 19:28:07] zomega, Preaux, and GreeL [934/1373] have team battled Boohbah, Nofew, and Wulk0n [39/850] and won! 0 days, 01:22:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/11 14:00:56] GreeL, swhitt, and Ciphohs5 [44/1350] have team battled jbroome, Nofew, and Boohbah [910/1452] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/11 03:38:18] Nofew [219/409] has come upon Wulk0n [119/228] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:20:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/17/11 05:36:56] Nofew [349/409] has come upon Xander [250/688] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:57:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/17/11 08:33:21] suiside [31/1024] has challenged Nofew [205/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:27 is added to suiside's clock.
[12/17/11 12:15:41] Nofew [231/409] has come upon ty [66/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:18:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/17/11 12:34:02] Nofew [194/409] has challenged Deltor [90/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:45:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/18/11 02:03:59] greycat, Nofew, and j_doe [511/1338] have team battled Nolehte, Tsunami, and yond [214/1497] and won! 1 day, 00:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/11 03:22:03] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:06 towards level 51.
[12/21/11 02:04:47] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:23 towards level 51.
[12/21/11 05:56:04] Nofew, Ahir, and sid77 [635/1280] have team battled wakeupscreaming, DrDick, and Sakura [1285/2095] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/11 07:21:21] gilB [125/282] has challenged Nofew [287/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to gilB's clock.
[12/21/11 16:29:05] Nofew, ElectRo, and cirdan [218/2656] have team battled seek, spiffytech, and swhitt [135/1526] and won! 0 days, 11:20:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/11 19:57:58] Nofew [81/409] has challenged VxJasonxV [82/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/22/11 05:24:38] Tragcrox, mrx, and Celestia [286/1265] have team battled gilB, Nofew, and Rofii [78/1106] and won! 0 days, 02:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/11 05:59:43] Nofew [19/409] has challenged DrDick [180/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/22/11 08:17:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:23:28 from level 51.
[12/23/11 11:22:33] Celestia [121/332] has come upon Nofew [71/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:26 is removed from Celestia's clock.
[12/23/11 22:06:51] Yankee [594/779] has challenged Nofew [282/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:47 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[12/24/11 19:06:01] Nofew [349/409] has come upon DrDick [13/768] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/24/11 19:53:04] Zeiram_X stole Nofew's level 42 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Zeiram_X leaves his old level 37 set of leggings behind, which Nofew then takes.
[12/25/11 11:13:44] blizgerg [271/451] has challenged Nofew [395/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:50 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/25/11 14:14:31] Nofew [20/403] has challenged suiside [291/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/26/11 09:10:04] Yankee [728/779] has challenged Nofew [21/403] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[12/26/11 12:03:09] Nofew [230/403] has come upon sasaniak [95/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/27/11 03:47:38] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:57 from level 51.
[12/27/11 04:45:39] Nofew [45/403] has come upon sjefen6 [65/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/27/11 14:57:42] Nofew [147/416] has challenged BlastHardcheese [316/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/27/11 18:41:19] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:11:19 towards level 52.
[12/28/11 18:08:19] Nofew sharpened the edge of his weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/11 23:32:33] Nofew [258/420] has come upon illuminata [250/372] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:55:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/29/11 06:30:21] Kylu [325/818] has challenged Nofew [362/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:30 is added to Kylu's clock.
[12/29/11 07:30:31] Nofew [89/420] has challenged suterismus [250/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:49:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/31/11 18:35:49] Nofew and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/11 18:43:11] Nofew [347/420] has come upon gipyelrah [186/893] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:12:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/02/12 02:47:28] Nolehte [395/588] has challenged Nofew [405/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:03 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[01/02/12 20:03:55] Nofew and Xander have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/12 21:36:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 11:33:21 toward level 52.
[01/05/12 06:01:14] Nofew [53/420] has challenged AmiRuss [161/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:54 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/05/12 20:20:13] Nofew [29/420] has come upon Kabaka [6/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:30:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/06/12 06:50:27] ruan, spiffytech, and hylas [171/1360] have team battled Nofew, chizu, and j_doe [980/1435] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/12 09:06:13] Nofew [380/420] has challenged kenyon [124/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:56:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/08/12 00:00:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 04:44:38 toward level 52.
[01/08/12 00:35:42] sid77 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/12 11:32:05] Nofew [76/420] has come upon Xander [169/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/09/12 15:21:14] Nofew [199/420] has challenged seek [464/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:50:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/09/12 20:23:14] amaninacan [16/77] has challenged Nofew [71/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to amaninacan's clock.
[01/10/12 04:08:53] dime, illuminata, and Jontte [394/1357] have team battled Amontilado, suterismus, and Nofew [1296/1449] and lost! 0 days, 11:58:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/12 05:27:49] Nusia [59/453] has come upon Nofew [299/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:03 is added to Nusia's clock.
[01/10/12 14:02:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 10:16:30 toward level 52.
[01/13/12 00:12:31] hylas [164/202] has challenged Nofew [407/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to hylas's clock.
[01/13/12 04:39:42] geist [9/34] has challenged Nofew [291/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to geist's clock.
[01/13/12 07:39:13] Jontte [361/548] has challenged Nofew [170/420] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:37:17 is removed from Jontte's clock.
[01/14/12 07:43:39] kwiat [33/676] has challenged Nofew [88/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:35 is added to kwiat's clock.
[01/14/12 07:54:41] mauke and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/12 12:44:35] Nofew [179/420] has challenged Tabsy [455/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/15/12 12:26:18] Nofew [364/420] has come upon DeLorean [441/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/15/12 13:23:16] DarkLord [40/51] has challenged Nofew [137/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to DarkLord's clock.
[01/15/12 13:49:12] preflex [212/429] has challenged Nofew [0/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:27:35 is removed from preflex's clock.
[01/15/12 14:35:21] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/12 05:03:04] illuminata, Nofew, and lipek [129/1404] have team battled TauPan, wakeupscreaming, and suiside [1489/2188] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/12 15:02:55] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:08 towards level 52.
[01/16/12 17:26:45] Nofew [5/420] has come upon ElectRo [308/1167] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/17/12 11:20:36] Nofew [26/420] has challenged exa [432/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/18/12 15:02:57] BlastHardcheese [294/437] has challenged Nofew [110/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:21 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[01/19/12 03:14:43] masklin, Nofew, and AngryParsley [1038/1990] have team battled Animal, zomega, and sjefen6 [443/1619] and won! 2 days, 20:38:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/12 17:07:36] Nofew [419/420] has challenged hawk [646/838] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/21/12 12:29:00] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:24:34 from level 53.
[01/22/12 05:18:48] mamarley [167/484] has challenged Nofew [97/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:13:08 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[01/23/12 02:31:47] Sabbie, Nofew, and JudoFreak [25/537] have team battled PriceChild, chazzam, and BlastHardcheese [596/1496] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/12 04:38:29] s1amson [207/415] has challenged Nofew [381/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to s1amson's clock.
[01/23/12 10:01:38] Sickness and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/12 21:20:21] JudoFreak [155/210] has challenged Nofew [44/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:38 is removed from JudoFreak's clock.
[01/24/12 22:17:55] Roach, AngryParsley, and allo [1165/1955] have team battled Xander, VxJasonxV, and Nofew [8/1578] and won! 0 days, 18:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/12 20:35:03] Nofew lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:47 from level 53.
[01/26/12 20:08:26] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:09 towards level 53.
[01/27/12 00:40:40] keeper_c [228/1225] has challenged Nofew [146/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:46:13 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[01/28/12 12:47:08] Nofew [65/420] has challenged tmberg [61/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/28/12 18:48:29] vrillusions [433/688] has challenged Nofew [377/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:38 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[01/31/12 03:10:21] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:11 towards level 53.
[02/01/12 01:52:51] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:29 towards level 53.
[02/04/12 04:15:55] Satoshi stole Nofew's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 18 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[02/05/12 02:44:04] woonack [58/458] has come upon Nofew [156/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:16 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/05/12 05:21:53] Nofew [205/394] has challenged johnthebear [188/331] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:07:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/05/12 16:19:48] gscott [5/12] has challenged Nofew [71/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to gscott's clock.
[02/06/12 23:38:42] LordNut [158/215] has challenged Nofew [341/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to LordNut's clock.
[02/07/12 12:37:53] Nofew [272/394] has come upon Beavis [298/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:20:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/12 20:16:54] JASON [46/48] has challenged Nofew [94/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to JASON's clock.
[02/09/12 22:01:15] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:52:31 from level 53.
[02/10/12 03:10:01] Nofew and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/12 08:45:41] ccx [222/498] has challenged Nofew [231/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:41:17 is added to ccx's clock.
[02/11/12 20:53:10] mamarley [465/500] has challenged Nofew [31/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:29 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[02/13/12 07:19:26] wakeupscreaming [63/698] has come upon Nofew [305/394] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:08:09 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[02/15/12 00:23:48] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/12 10:14:00] hawkeye [109/385] has challenged Nofew [248/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to hawkeye's clock.
[02/15/12 22:14:15] Nofew [342/394] has challenged mauke [190/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:17:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/16/12 11:09:23] LordNut, Nofew, and yond [837/1274] have team battled felipe, suterismus, and vrillusions [880/1973] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/12 00:21:35] Nofew [185/394] has challenged adamus1red [355/439] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/17/12 20:34:54] s1amson, swhitt, and BlastHardcheese [1272/1594] have team battled illuminata, Nofew, and ware [458/1108] and won! 0 days, 07:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/12 16:28:31] TauPan [194/341] has challenged Nofew [259/394] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:10:07 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/20/12 09:43:57] Asthrou [96/453] has challenged Nofew [267/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Asthrou's clock.
[02/20/12 20:30:09] preflex, brimstone, and Kabaka [492/1878] have team battled JudoFreak, Nofew, and sid77 [244/1261] and won! 0 days, 21:51:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/12 00:11:36] exa [83/852] has come upon Nofew [217/394] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:33:35 is added to exa's clock.
[02/21/12 11:39:47] Nofew [130/394] has challenged IdylMeifter [328/824] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:22:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/22/12 12:43:35] KindOne, Nofew, and Simplicity [545/952] have team battled Asthrou, cirdan, and xy [1327/1941] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/12 19:11:45] rende, sid77, and Osiux [104/1414] have team battled exa, Preaux, and Nofew [584/1641] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/12 04:24:02] yond [467/495] has come upon Nofew [181/394] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:07:11 is removed from yond's clock.
[02/23/12 12:20:38] McCloud [105/204] has challenged Nofew [324/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to McCloud's clock.
[02/24/12 03:50:44] Nofew [138/394] has challenged DarkSiL [460/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:09:58 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/26/12 18:48:16] Nofew, Simplicity, and Godisme [21/1160] have team battled Sabbie, mauke, and hylas [436/1603] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/12 07:52:16] Nofew [224/394] has come upon robinetd [99/384] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:22:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/12 16:19:27] Nofew [294/394] has come upon woonack [131/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:07:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/28/12 06:05:16] neurospex, Sheudecai, and AngryParsley [550/1540] have team battled Nofew, keeper_c, and zomega [1086/2266] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/12 10:08:08] suiside [776/1149] has challenged Nofew [99/394] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:58:30 is removed from suiside's clock.
[02/29/12 11:02:12] sniegol and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/12 14:34:59] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:16 towards level 53.
[03/01/12 10:34:54] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:52 from level 53.
[03/01/12 11:45:41] Nofew [127/394] has come upon Trienish [126/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:51:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/01/12 19:58:48] brimstone, swhitt, and Vera [1494/1875] have team battled Nofew, Godisme, and robinetd [904/1199] and won! 1 day, 05:09:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/12 05:54:35] Nofew misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:30:46 from level 53.
[03/02/12 06:46:24] Nofew [309/394] has come upon WrEtCh [440/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:28:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/03/12 16:25:53] Nofew [281/394] has challenged Sabbie [158/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:17:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/05/12 20:56:44] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:26 towards level 53.
[03/05/12 23:34:54] Nofew [19/394] has challenged vegadark [384/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:16:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/06/12 22:38:48] Nofew [261/394] has challenged dudebro [344/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/06/12 23:23:10] TauPan [219/358] has come upon Nofew [309/394] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 13:58:52 is added to TauPan's clock.
[03/07/12 04:39:47] Nofew [213/394] has challenged Babar [803/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:27:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/08/12 05:33:28] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:00 towards level 53.
[03/08/12 13:55:07] TheThief, cirdan, and nitzer [770/1892] have team battled Nofew, DarkSiL, and chazzam [1397/1850] and lost! 0 days, 05:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/12 02:37:04] Nofew found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:05 towards level 53.
[03/09/12 02:53:57] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:03 towards level 53.
[03/10/12 02:54:59] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:14 towards level 53.
[03/11/12 01:38:25] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:10:37 from level 53.
[03/11/12 03:44:12] zetsubo [15/210] has challenged Nofew [364/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to zetsubo's clock.
[03/11/12 14:21:28] Furry [88/357] has challenged Nofew [178/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Furry's clock.
[03/12/12 06:27:47] preflex and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/12 22:59:12] felipe [115/377] has challenged Nofew [11/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:15 is removed from felipe's clock.
[03/13/12 06:31:02] Nofew found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:27 towards level 53.
[03/14/12 17:37:54] wehrhund [168/447] has challenged Nofew [155/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from wehrhund's clock.
[03/14/12 18:07:28] blizgerg [421/454] has challenged Nofew [160/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:52 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/14/12 23:22:13] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:09 towards level 53.
[03/15/12 00:15:25] Allosteric and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/12 12:49:17] Nofew, McCloud, and argus [660/1109] have team battled Cenhinen, Babar, and nosklo [1343/2193] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/12 16:43:07] Nofew [138/394] has come upon Animal [349/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:46:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/16/12 17:36:28] Satoshi [227/490] has challenged Nofew [126/394] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/17/12 05:17:26] Nofew [37/394] has challenged Reaper [70/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/17/12 19:06:26] Nofew [271/394] has come upon robinetd [79/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:13:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/18/12 03:15:47] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:04 towards level 53.
[03/19/12 16:00:17] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:28:55 from level 53.
[03/19/12 22:24:41] dime and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/12 23:51:05] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:56 towards level 53.
[03/21/12 06:08:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 08:51:53 toward level 53.
[03/22/12 12:53:25] Nofew [351/394] has come upon Rappy [155/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:42:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/22/12 18:26:21] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/12 20:23:11] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:30 towards level 53.
[03/23/12 05:04:34] Nofew [327/394] has come upon Roach [127/500] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:40 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/24/12 06:47:07] Trienish [165/523] has challenged Nofew [31/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:31 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[03/24/12 06:47:07] Trienish has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:51:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/24/12 08:49:08] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:56 towards level 53.
[03/24/12 21:59:41] Yankee, Ciphohs5, and Lenny [112/1783] have team battled allo, firewood, and Nofew [360/1373] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/12 01:50:34] Nofew [214/408] has challenged illuminata [131/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:00 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/26/12 09:36:21] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:43 towards level 53.
[03/27/12 23:02:56] Nofew [78/408] has challenged Ciphohs5 [154/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/12 14:40:40] nosklo, yond, and Allosteric [407/1375] have team battled Asthrou, Nofew, and ware [1135/1281] and lost! 0 days, 08:33:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/12 17:51:37] Preaux, Nofew, and AngryParsley [363/1607] have team battled nosklo, N3M35I5, and jmaugue [285/1480] and won! 0 days, 04:19:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/12 17:40:28] Ivvy [738/767] has challenged Nofew [96/408] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[04/01/12 17:10:53] Nofew [309/408] has come upon nitzer [334/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/01/12 22:52:18] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/12 11:37:30] vrillusions [28/680] has challenged Nofew [304/408] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:50:13 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[04/03/12 12:21:11] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:06 towards level 53.
[04/04/12 07:29:50] Nofew and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/12 07:45:31] adamus1red [499/755] has challenged Nofew [14/408] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:59:24 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[04/04/12 15:15:05] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:30 from level 53.
[04/05/12 01:48:52] boshaus [309/367] has challenged Nofew [180/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:51 is removed from boshaus's clock.
[04/07/12 03:44:02] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:42 towards level 53.
[04/07/12 10:35:26] ancillus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/12 20:01:30] LordFella [145/351] has come upon Nofew [158/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:59:26 is added to LordFella's clock.
[04/09/12 06:36:32] Nofew [187/408] has come upon swhitt [567/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/09/12 14:14:16] Trienish [274/527] has come upon Nofew [316/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:40 is added to Trienish's clock.
[04/10/12 03:10:37] sniegol [340/551] has challenged Nofew [124/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:34 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[04/10/12 13:29:49] Nofew [253/408] has come upon kenyon [156/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/10/12 15:38:43] Nofew [275/408] has come upon s1cz [182/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:46:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/12/12 18:24:08] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/12 00:03:50] Nofew [128/408] has come upon neurospex [163/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/15/12 01:31:40] Nofew [47/408] has challenged s1amson [259/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/15/12 20:35:01] robinetd [383/441] has challenged Nofew [333/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:31:31 is removed from robinetd's clock.
[04/16/12 10:08:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 05:20:15 toward level 53.
[04/18/12 02:44:31] KindOne [77/393] has challenged Nofew [230/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:54 is added to KindOne's clock.
[04/19/12 06:24:39] Nofew [160/408] has challenged allo [264/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/19/12 12:16:14] boshaus stole Nofew's level 37 set of leggings while they were sleeping! boshaus leaves his old level 21 set of leggings behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/19/12 14:26:17] mamarley [336/563] has challenged Nofew [297/390] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:14 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[04/19/12 18:27:06] Nofew [115/390] has challenged mauke [320/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/21/12 02:36:34] Nofew [276/390] has challenged Jareeta [118/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:36:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/22/12 18:41:16] Nofew left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/12 20:46:26] Nofew [247/388] has challenged vrillusions [304/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/23/12 04:25:09] Nofew [148/388] has come upon Ghostwolf [304/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/23/12 14:06:48] Nofew [348/388] has come upon lipek [22/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:50:24 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/23/12 14:06:48] Nofew has dealt lipek a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:30:46 is added to lipek's clock.
[04/23/12 20:33:14] Tsunami, ware, and tmberg [1518/1613] have team battled Trienish, Nofew, and swhitt [261/1519] and won! 0 days, 02:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/12 01:55:13] Nofew [170/388] has challenged s1cz [354/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/24/12 12:24:14] confus3d [220/290] has challenged Nofew [73/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from confus3d's clock.
[04/24/12 13:16:54] Nofew [71/388] has come upon AfterDeath [209/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/25/12 07:37:40] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:52 towards level 53.
[04/25/12 13:55:15] Icedream [36/58] has challenged Nofew [128/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Icedream's clock.
[04/25/12 14:37:51] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:56 towards level 53.
[04/26/12 18:34:32] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:57 towards level 53.
[04/27/12 10:17:54] s1cz [330/459] has challenged Nofew [358/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:39 is added to s1cz's clock.
[04/27/12 19:59:35] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:45 towards level 53.
[04/27/12 22:47:53] zbart, allo, and s1amson [1375/1638] have team battled Nofew, cirdan, and neurospex [1364/1865] and won! 0 days, 00:22:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/12 23:51:37] yond [323/499] has come upon Nofew [62/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:08:42 is removed from yond's clock.
[04/29/12 17:29:10] seek [426/686] has challenged Nofew [130/388] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:18:07 is removed from seek's clock.
[05/01/12 04:24:39] Nofew, charitwo, and dax [1128/1286] have team battled Ivvy, tmberg, and swhitt [1955/1971] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/12 13:12:10] TauPan, TheLonelyStone, and chazzam [1114/1211] have team battled Nofew, suiside, and kork [341/2081] and won! 0 days, 00:20:09 is removed from their clocks.

[05/05/12 00:35:55] sqwerty [31/38] has challenged Nofew [358/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to sqwerty's clock.
[05/05/12 09:58:46] noother [594/615] has challenged Nofew [229/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:07:04 is removed from noother's clock.
[05/05/12 12:59:23] boshaus [375/454] has challenged Nofew [23/388] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:36:52 is removed from boshaus's clock.
[05/07/12 06:09:32] Nofew, neurospex, and suterismus [176/1880] have team battled Rolz, Kylu, and woonack [361/1651] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/12 09:57:44] Ttech, kenyon, and preflex [477/2561] have team battled Seadog, confus3d, and Nofew [1504/1672] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/12 02:28:17] Nofew [268/388] has challenged sjefen6 [20/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:32:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/12/12 02:48:18] dwfreed [148/276] has challenged Nofew [322/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/12/12 06:53:03] Nofew [216/388] has come upon Tenorman [39/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:08:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/12/12 20:04:26] lipek, Nofew, and AngryParsley [120/1808] have team battled Trienish, mamarley, and GyrosGeior [1312/1381] and lost! 0 days, 15:38:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/12 02:21:15] Nofew [359/388] has come upon Lurker [855/1122] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:11:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/14/12 01:49:58] ElectRo, dxrt, and Nofew [712/2251] have team battled preflex, DemosDemon, and exa [136/1461] and won! 0 days, 23:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/12 03:46:52] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:18 towards level 53.
[05/14/12 13:12:09] Nofew [22/388] has come upon rende [34/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:53:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/16/12 11:54:32] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:07 towards level 53.
[05/17/12 08:39:17] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:59 towards level 53.
[05/17/12 10:58:30] Nofew [256/388] has challenged WrEtCh [256/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:11:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/17/12 16:47:52] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:17 towards level 53.
[05/17/12 18:54:19] Charris [94/401] has come upon Nofew [309/388] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:53:59 is added to Charris's clock.
[05/18/12 06:57:50] ReNDoM and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/12 18:40:05] Nasrudin [166/203] has challenged Nofew [260/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Nasrudin's clock.
[05/18/12 19:14:23] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:10 towards level 53.
[05/19/12 00:10:16] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:50 towards level 53.
[05/19/12 03:20:47] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:44 towards level 53.
[05/19/12 13:20:28] sjefen6, neurospex, and KindOne [410/1530] have team battled Nofew, Hydrogenum, and DemosDemon [789/1639] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/12 13:55:01] Nofew [68/390] has challenged Sheudecai [211/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/19/12 17:09:12] Nofew [34/390] has challenged Kabaka [84/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:17:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/20/12 03:11:05] Nofew [241/390] has challenged IdleBot [65/1368] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:40:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/20/12 05:28:16] Nofew [152/390] has come upon mauke [560/634] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:23:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/20/12 12:15:26] enCyde [190/273] has challenged Nofew [248/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to enCyde's clock.
[05/20/12 20:14:17] Nofew [223/390] has challenged Icedream [55/244] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:05:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/21/12 16:13:30] Nofew, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and charitwo [696/1553] have team battled AngryParsley, jetnu, and argus [535/1884] and won! 3 days, 02:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/12 00:46:15] Nofew, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Tabsy [433/1487] have team battled Tsunami, Nolehte, and TauPan [1507/1540] and lost! 0 days, 09:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/12 03:16:10] enCyde [161/292] has challenged Nofew [187/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to enCyde's clock.
[05/23/12 09:26:29] Nofew [136/393] has challenged Charris [96/401] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:41:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/23/12 12:27:03] Nofew [379/393] has challenged cr [153/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:57:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/24/12 11:08:57] Nofew [27/393] has come upon KindOne [136/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/24/12 23:34:07] brimstone [30/796] has challenged Nofew [371/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:51:36 is added to brimstone's clock.
[05/26/12 18:42:38] Nofew [207/393] has challenged Trienish [531/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/29/12 12:17:46] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:48 towards level 54.
[05/29/12 20:56:31] ccx and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/12 00:02:46] Nofew [233/393] has challenged null [244/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/31/12 00:51:32] Kylu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/12 12:48:22] Ravenloft [123/169] has challenged Nofew [98/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:02 is removed from Ravenloft's clock.
[06/02/12 04:15:26] Ttech [534/1087] has challenged Nofew [205/393] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:07:19 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/03/12 00:19:26] Nofew [387/393] has challenged jmaugue [237/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:48:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/04/12 04:25:09] Zeman4323 [339/420] has challenged Nofew [197/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:55:39 is removed from Zeman4323's clock.
[06/04/12 08:25:54] preflex and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/12 13:26:59] Woo [328/1176] has challenged Nofew [150/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:27 is removed from Woo's clock.
[06/05/12 04:25:41] Nofew [312/393] has come upon bagdel [411/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/05/12 19:39:56] Nofew [251/393] has come upon AfterDeath [655/739] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:50:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/06/12 01:58:54] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:21 from level 54.
[06/07/12 05:36:15] wjon [261/290] has challenged Nofew [142/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from wjon's clock.
[06/07/12 16:26:08] kork, neurospex, and BlastHardcheese [192/1484] have team battled Hydrogenum, Nofew, and idleOne [665/1841] and lost! 3 days, 03:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/12 00:10:28] tunnckoCore [203/285] has challenged Nofew [18/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from tunnckoCore's clock.
[06/08/12 02:36:22] Nofew [392/393] has come upon wakeupscreaming [471/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:55:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/08/12 18:59:30] NancyGrace [108/215] has challenged Nofew [175/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to NancyGrace's clock.
[06/09/12 00:49:37] masklin, Animal, and Nofew [1160/1892] have team battled Reaper, wjon, and felipe [202/1243] and won! 0 days, 02:31:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/12 06:52:45] Nofew [233/393] has challenged Plasmastar [221/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:31:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/09/12 21:56:00] nhandler [33/677] has challenged Nofew [356/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:24 is added to nhandler's clock.
[06/10/12 21:17:55] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:51 towards level 54.
[06/11/12 00:29:56] Nofew [4/393] has come upon Nasrudin [167/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/11/12 16:17:10] Rappy and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/12 22:06:47] Nofew [375/393] has challenged boshaus [277/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:55:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/12/12 02:53:31] kork [211/408] has come upon Nofew [106/393] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:00:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/12/12 02:57:38] Nofew fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Nofew's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/12 11:09:38] jmaugue [205/429] has challenged Nofew [82/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:37:53 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[06/14/12 18:21:49] Nofew [380/389] has challenged TrahanM [11/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:25:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/15/12 23:22:41] Nofew [241/389] has come upon Zeiram_X [57/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:05:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/16/12 13:31:44] Nofew [368/389] has challenged zomega [158/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:08:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/17/12 23:11:17] vegadark [429/838] has come upon Nofew [308/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/18/12 13:26:52] GaveUp, ReNDoM, and vrillusions [209/1603] have team battled Nofew, Animal, and tmberg [525/1790] and lost! 0 days, 14:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/12 19:43:55] Nofew [40/389] has challenged LordFella [376/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/19/12 00:30:46] Sheudecai [14/723] has challenged Nofew [281/389] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[06/19/12 12:47:41] Nofew [168/389] has challenged Kabaka [504/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/20/12 22:06:42] Nofew [337/389] has come upon Hydrogenum [116/827] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:39:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/21/12 15:14:36] Nofew [174/457] has challenged blizgerg [164/465] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/21/12 16:16:29] ryushe [69/408] has come upon Nofew [77/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:26 is added to ryushe's clock.
[06/21/12 19:51:28] LordFella [266/452] has come upon Nofew [21/457] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:28:51 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[06/22/12 18:41:19] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:36 towards level 55.
[06/22/12 23:16:53] khmerboy, Nofew, and null [273/1412] have team battled exa, ElectRo, and lipek [2037/2524] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/12 05:07:20] Nofew [146/457] has challenged Vostok [299/312] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:54:54 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/23/12 14:51:41] Nofew [178/457] has come upon DeLorean [202/589] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:53:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/23/12 23:11:21] Nofew [446/457] has challenged jetnu [319/587] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:08:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/23/12 23:29:48] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:05 towards level 55.
[06/24/12 20:52:44] Furry and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/12 18:28:34] Yankee [792/796] has challenged Nofew [82/457] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:35:13 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[06/27/12 21:20:24] Kinsmir [353/407] has challenged Nofew [83/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[06/28/12 04:04:23] Xethron, sasaniak, and Nofew [981/1632] have team battled greycat, noother, and Xan_der [525/1460] and won! 0 days, 05:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/12 07:20:12] TheWing and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/12 00:42:11] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:07 towards level 55.
[06/29/12 19:26:04] felipe, DemosDemon, and Ciphohs5 [734/1583] have team battled Majak, zomega, and Nofew [1156/1627] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/12 00:14:12] AngryParsley, Nofew, and ryushe [870/1588] have team battled KcL, noother, and Hydrogenum [1160/1799] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/12 05:04:10] Ciphohs5, Vostok, and ReNDoM [1143/1192] have team battled Beavis, Nofew, and bool_ [1065/1488] and won! 0 days, 17:41:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/12 00:08:39] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:44:08 from level 55.
[07/01/12 14:05:17] Micha and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/12 15:00:47] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:41:54 from level 55.
[07/02/12 14:00:35] Ttech [490/1092] has challenged Nofew [385/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:51:14 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/02/12 21:51:06] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:36 towards level 55.
[07/03/12 01:57:26] AfterDeath and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/12 17:02:08] Nofew lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:42:56 from level 55.
[07/04/12 14:20:21] Satoshi, Ciphohs5, and suiside [704/2128] have team battled Reaper, Nofew, and ccx [960/1563] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/12 18:12:28] Nofew [315/460] has challenged Animal [111/765] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:33:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/04/12 20:09:33] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:15:29 from level 55.
[07/04/12 21:40:51] Satoshi [287/498] has come upon Nofew [310/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:42:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/05/12 00:17:00] charitwo [162/520] has come upon Nofew [124/460] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:17:54 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[07/05/12 20:25:34] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:17 towards level 55.
[07/05/12 21:22:57] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:34:58 from level 55.
[07/06/12 14:22:26] Zeman4323 [330/420] has challenged Nofew [199/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:56:21 is removed from Zeman4323's clock.
[07/06/12 17:51:08] Nofew [131/460] has come upon suterismus [588/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:38:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/07/12 18:13:25] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/12 23:05:53] illuminata and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/12 09:10:42] Nofew [136/460] has come upon Kinsmir [387/547] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/08/12 12:46:27] Ivvy, Nolehte, and Houiszat [474/2066] have team battled illuminata, Nofew, and Nasrudin [874/1771] and lost! 4 days, 14:27:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/12 01:01:26] phr0z3n [83/249] has challenged Nofew [142/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to phr0z3n's clock.
[07/09/12 14:19:49] Xethron, Nofew, and BlastHardcheese [978/1504] have team battled DeLorean, Xan_der, and Ivvy [1068/1711] and lost! 1 day, 00:02:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/12 11:19:02] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:51 towards level 55.
[07/12/12 07:14:42] Nofew and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/12 07:53:58] ccx [0/482] has challenged Nofew [347/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:11 is added to ccx's clock.
[07/13/12 19:20:12] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:00:40 from level 55.
[07/13/12 19:56:35] Nofew [248/464] has challenged DryRoastedPeanut [39/476] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:52:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/13/12 19:56:35] Nofew has dealt DryRoastedPeanut a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:37:03 is added to DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[07/13/12 23:46:56] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:30:33 from level 55.
[07/14/12 00:57:42] Nofew [334/464] has challenged sunrisewolf [52/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/14/12 11:53:02] gchristensen and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/12 21:07:05] Nofew [65/464] has challenged cmrn [362/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/16/12 12:42:27] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:44:24 from level 55.
[07/16/12 17:36:51] Plasmastar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/12 07:10:24] Nofew and Raytray have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/12 08:03:21] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:55 towards level 55.
[07/18/12 08:20:15] brimstone [66/783] has challenged Nofew [137/464] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:24:56 is added to brimstone's clock.
[07/20/12 06:47:15] Nofew [154/464] has come upon Kinsmir [223/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/20/12 17:57:16] SCSi [40/74] has challenged Nofew [92/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to SCSi's clock.
[07/20/12 22:32:01] Nofew and Str1ngS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/12 13:37:40] zomega [604/662] has challenged Nofew [133/464] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:54:01 is removed from zomega's clock.
[07/21/12 23:46:48] Nofew [163/464] has come upon woonack [455/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:19:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/22/12 04:52:12] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:35 towards level 55.
[07/23/12 03:41:11] Nofew [183/464] has challenged Ttech [816/1092] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:50:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/25/12 10:56:42] Nofew [20/464] has come upon Hans.Wurst [112/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/25/12 19:59:01] Nofew [336/464] has come upon vrillusions [633/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:25:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/25/12 21:01:23] Nolehte [498/525] has challenged Nofew [14/464] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from Nolehte's clock.
[07/26/12 01:06:31] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:15 towards level 55.
[07/26/12 14:09:12] Nofew [96/464] has come upon sasaniak [588/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/27/12 21:22:33] Nofew [459/464] has come upon TauPan [177/331] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:20:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/29/12 14:34:36] Slipyx [73/269] has come upon Nofew [254/464] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:37 is added to Slipyx's clock.
[07/29/12 17:45:41] Nofew [313/464] has come upon davie [218/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:12:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/29/12 23:11:28] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:44 towards level 55.
[07/30/12 00:16:02] Nofew [303/464] has challenged brimstone [775/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/30/12 00:35:48] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:11 towards level 55.
[07/30/12 07:42:09] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:54 towards level 55.
[07/30/12 09:31:20] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:07 towards level 55.
[08/01/12 01:52:24] del3 [0/4] has challenged Nofew [210/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to del3's clock.
[08/01/12 04:43:56] mauke and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/12 12:42:35] confus3d, Ciphohs5, and Babar [1224/1791] have team battled Zeman4323, Nofew, and AfterDeath [707/1629] and won! 1 day, 06:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/12 15:32:15] yond, Nofew, and Lefty [555/1325] have team battled TheWing, GyrosGeior, and RyuKisargi [1160/1259] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/12 02:31:32] Nofew [405/467] has come upon woonack [608/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/03/12 18:53:34] Nofew [183/467] has come upon DeLorean [352/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/05/12 03:50:17] Nofew [147/467] has challenged jmaugue [395/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/05/12 15:53:03] Nofew [212/467] has challenged Satoshi [95/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/06/12 13:58:03] spiffytech [0/490] has challenged Nofew [338/467] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:15:28 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[08/07/12 01:12:44] Sheudecai and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/12 03:11:52] Nofew [371/467] has challenged Sheudecai [10/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/09/12 05:11:31] Rappy, mauke, Furry, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/12 22:35:28] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:18 towards level 55.
[08/10/12 01:20:01] Nofew [226/467] has challenged argus [452/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/10/12 08:24:37] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:56:46 towards level 56.
[08/10/12 09:30:53] Ivvy, neurospex, and DemosDemon [21/2518] have team battled Str1ngS, sasquatc4, and Nofew [665/1702] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/12 12:16:45] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/12 13:55:21] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:40 towards level 56.
[08/11/12 01:43:39] Nofew [121/467] has come upon Majak [413/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:53:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/11/12 04:22:49] Nofew [355/467] has challenged Ephur [774/832] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:20:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/11/12 14:25:03] nosklo [407/549] has challenged Nofew [418/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:12 is added to nosklo's clock.
[08/12/12 03:12:27] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:37:38 towards level 56.
[08/12/12 14:20:51] Nofew, spiffytech, and Jade [1106/1657] have team battled jbest, blind, and Oldiesmann [532/1798] and won! 0 days, 12:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/12 04:03:39] Nofew and nitzer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/12 12:34:38] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:01 towards level 56.
[08/13/12 12:35:17] Nofew [240/467] has challenged ElectRo [129/1253] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:33:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/13/12 18:04:46] Nofew [386/467] has come upon Sheudecai [373/375] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:32:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/14/12 11:40:36] tmberg [284/636] has challenged Nofew [223/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:56 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/15/12 20:48:43] Oldiesmann [559/587] has challenged Nofew [147/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from Oldiesmann's clock.
[08/17/12 18:20:49] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:24 towards level 56.
[08/21/12 10:45:53] suiside, Lenny, and Kabaka [2586/2734] have team battled Nofew, cmrn, and argus [1097/1846] and won! 0 days, 02:19:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/12 22:42:37] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:07 towards level 56.
[08/22/12 06:56:55] Sheudecai and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/12 09:51:57] ventura [111/113] has challenged Nofew [466/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to ventura's clock.
[08/22/12 18:26:37] Oldiesmann [335/587] has challenged Nofew [423/467] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:14 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[08/22/12 21:19:56] Str1ngS, Charris, and Nofew [1083/1509] have team battled neurospex, elbows, and Majak [883/1843] and won! 2 days, 02:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/12 23:27:44] Ttech [601/1100] has challenged Nofew [217/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:20:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/23/12 13:03:39] Nofew and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/12 23:12:02] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:03 towards level 56.
[08/24/12 10:31:53] Nofew [265/467] has come upon Lenny [89/932] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/24/12 15:36:47] Nofew [179/467] has challenged pwned [36/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:59:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/25/12 02:24:21] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:44 from level 56.
[08/26/12 18:28:21] Nofew, Cenhinen, and Beavis [658/2010] have team battled Grim, GaveUp, and geekboi [1865/2344] and lost! 1 day, 01:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/12 10:51:45] Nofew [129/467] has challenged TauPan [284/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/27/12 14:29:09] sbp [695/861] has come upon Nofew [123/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:23:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/28/12 10:28:44] Nofew [110/467] has challenged sjefen6 [925/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:32:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/28/12 13:16:31] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:46 towards level 56.
[08/28/12 19:44:37] Nofew [209/467] has come upon TheWing [148/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:00:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/29/12 02:32:18] sjefen6 [885/982] has challenged Nofew [225/467] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:49:09 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/29/12 12:47:19] Nofew, ReNDoM, and fancybone [793/1414] have team battled Ivvy, pwned, and Gerdesas [469/1650] and won! 0 days, 00:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/12 16:35:37] Minun [226/536] has challenged Nofew [253/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:18 is added to Minun's clock.
[08/31/12 00:37:10] PriceChild [223/425] has challenged Nofew [128/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[08/31/12 00:37:10] In the fierce battle, Nofew dropped his level 62 shield! PriceChild picks it up, tossing his old level 17 shield to Nofew.
[08/31/12 01:43:06] Nofew [325/418] has challenged Trienish [303/647] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:21:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/31/12 04:06:28] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:29:30 from level 56.
[08/31/12 10:25:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 10:25:31 toward level 56.
[08/31/12 23:04:53] Preaux [430/636] has challenged Nofew [250/418] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[09/01/12 04:58:25] Hydrogenum, Nofew, and Kabaka [73/1872] have team battled Zazie, voltagex, and bigjay [833/1286] and lost! 0 days, 15:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/12 12:55:13] Nofew [15/418] has come upon nosklo [422/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/02/12 03:41:57] oldmankdude, Nofew, and DemosDemon [1851/1868] have team battled bigjay, elbows, and SCSi [259/1598] and won! 0 days, 17:42:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/12 23:37:42] Jade, Nofew, and yond [588/1763] have team battled Satoshi, Jareeta, and BlastHardcheese [1001/1975] and lost! 0 days, 22:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/12 22:35:17] TheWing [161/529] has challenged Nofew [184/418] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to TheWing's clock.
[09/04/12 08:04:26] Nofew, Babar, and pwned [507/1684] have team battled Hans.Wurst, yano, and WrEtCh [470/1379] and won! 0 days, 01:44:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/12 11:56:40] Fluttershy [83/578] has come upon Nofew [180/418] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:11:56 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/05/12 05:42:40] Nofew [213/418] has come upon vrillusions [535/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/05/12 07:28:54] Nofew and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/12 07:34:04] Nofew [168/418] has come upon XJR-9 [0/531] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:22:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/05/12 17:59:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 05:15:06 toward level 56.
[09/05/12 23:52:48] Nofew [330/418] has challenged SeySayux [241/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/06/12 07:18:02] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:47 towards level 56.
[09/07/12 23:28:27] Nofew and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/12 03:52:27] Nofew sharpened the edge of his weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/12 19:03:14] keeper_c, Str1ngS, and LordFella [767/2492] have team battled GaveUp, Nofew, and voltagex [839/1127] and lost! 0 days, 16:47:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/12 21:19:38] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:31 towards level 56.
[09/08/12 21:37:11] RingoStarr [4/8] has challenged Nofew [55/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to RingoStarr's clock.
[09/08/12 23:08:07] Nofew [157/419] has challenged Ciphohs5 [117/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:08:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/10/12 13:31:07] Nofew [134/419] has come upon neurospex [512/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/10/12 15:11:31] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:59 towards level 56.
[09/10/12 17:51:40] Nofew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:11 from level 56.
[09/11/12 04:31:21] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:55:24 from level 56.
[09/11/12 19:29:50] spiffytech stole Nofew's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! spiffytech leaves his old level 65 ring behind, which Nofew then takes.
[09/12/12 09:26:04] Nofew [245/412] has challenged Kylu [607/1091] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/12/12 20:13:48] XJR-9 [355/529] has challenged Nofew [19/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[09/13/12 01:02:55] Dodo [215/341] has challenged Nofew [49/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from Dodo's clock.
[09/13/12 07:39:37] HoboMan [114/168] has challenged Nofew [200/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to HoboMan's clock.
[09/13/12 12:32:17] Nofew [342/412] has challenged swhitt [109/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:20:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/13/12 15:33:00] sasaniak [43/694] has challenged Nofew [86/412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:45:34 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/13/12 16:33:14] Nofew [142/412] has challenged Aldasa [18/44] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:46:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/13/12 19:36:50] neurospex [262/899] has challenged Nofew [362/412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to neurospex's clock.
[09/14/12 00:52:27] Nofew [192/412] has come upon Hydrogenum [202/824] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:54 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/15/12 21:49:42] Nofew, yano, and Andorin [1179/1219] have team battled nosklo, GyrosGeior, and kork [1235/1503] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/12 21:39:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 11:47:30 toward level 56.
[09/17/12 08:57:34] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:24 towards level 56.
[09/17/12 14:53:35] Nofew [52/412] has challenged IdleBot [1037/1496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/17/12 22:23:31] Nofew [131/412] has come upon DeLorean [172/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:48:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/18/12 11:56:41] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:58 towards level 56.
[09/18/12 17:59:01] sjefen6 [478/686] has come upon Nofew [240/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:22:41 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[09/19/12 07:25:28] Nofew lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:30 from level 56.
[09/19/12 14:06:40] Nofew [288/412] has challenged sixx [260/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/19/12 17:13:40] DryRoastedPeanut [390/563] has challenged Nofew [236/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[09/19/12 19:51:03] yano and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/12 15:34:17] Nofew and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/12 20:12:38] Nofew, noother, and Charris [906/1440] have team battled Ciphohs5, Fluttershy, and Karethoth [666/1289] and won! 0 days, 21:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/12 11:47:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 01:40:09 from level 56.
[09/22/12 17:34:22] King-Off-LTC [0/4] has challenged Nofew [269/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to King-Off-LTC's clock.
[09/24/12 09:13:48] Oldiesmann [527/578] has challenged Nofew [29/412] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Oldiesmann's clock.
[09/25/12 06:10:36] seth-- and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/12 05:25:21] swhitt, Grim, Nofew, and Ivvy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/12 06:01:04] Cameron [145/164] has challenged Nofew [102/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:17 is removed from Cameron's clock.
[09/27/12 10:46:51] Ttech, greycat, and Nofew [228/2018] have team battled wakeupscreaming, ameoba, and code_slinger [82/1613] and won! 0 days, 14:48:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/12 11:52:21] Nofew [349/412] has challenged SeySayux [362/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/30/12 00:40:37] Nofew got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:27 from level 56.
[09/30/12 06:06:45] Babar [180/891] has challenged Nofew [374/412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:39:10 is added to Babar's clock.
[10/01/12 01:17:18] Majak, elbows, and digitaldonk [303/1366] have team battled Nofew, SirNeo, and Cenhinen [1489/1569] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/12 04:30:35] Smoovious [170/229] has challenged Nofew [206/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Smoovious's clock.
[10/01/12 07:33:42] Nofew, SeySayux, and oldmankdude [576/1464] have team battled argus, digitaldonk, and Yankee [1173/2015] and lost! 0 days, 23:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/12 05:22:22] sbp [200/871] has challenged Nofew [195/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:59:48 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/04/12 06:50:42] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:46 towards level 56.
[10/06/12 04:34:53] Darius [20/276] has challenged Nofew [260/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Darius's clock.
[10/06/12 13:40:28] gipyelrah [723/864] has challenged Nofew [405/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:04:05 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[10/06/12 21:20:37] Nofew found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:24 towards level 56.
[10/08/12 17:52:41] Nofew [245/412] has challenged Sheudecai [136/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/08/12 22:16:25] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:40 towards level 56.
[10/09/12 04:55:09] Nofew [114/412] has challenged NN2k [370/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/10/12 12:28:02] Nofew found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:04 towards level 56.
[10/10/12 13:07:14] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:30 towards level 56.
[10/11/12 16:40:59] Nofew [73/414] has come upon neurospex [459/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/11/12 18:08:56] kork [240/316] has challenged Nofew [326/414] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:48:53 is added to kork's clock.
[10/13/12 02:50:32] brimstone and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/12 15:24:27] Nofew [39/414] has challenged brentter [54/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/14/12 19:21:17] AngryParsley, Cameron_D, and confus3d [215/1583] have team battled Icedream, Nofew, and charitwo [1010/1504] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/12 06:29:03] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:54 towards level 56.
[10/15/12 07:12:07] Nofew [229/414] has come upon denzuko [58/105] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/16/12 08:39:11] PriceChild and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/12 23:34:38] hawk, sjefen6, and Nofew [1852/1958] have team battled woonack, Gizmokid2005, and tmberg [524/2107] and won! 0 days, 03:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/12 15:20:09] Nofew [109/616] has challenged dwfreed [468/713] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/18/12 09:41:25] Nofew [450/616] has come upon neurospex [637/837] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:37:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/18/12 14:38:28] King-Off-LTC, vegadark, and Nofew [665/1906] have team battled Sheudecai, x-treme, and SCSi [310/1046] and won! 0 days, 09:01:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/12 00:17:14] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:44 towards level 57.
[10/20/12 18:40:49] Nofew [301/616] has come upon felipe [8/400] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:54:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/20/12 21:23:07] Nofew [212/616] has challenged nicko [301/326] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:15:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/22/12 05:02:37] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:53 towards level 57.
[10/22/12 07:03:47] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:17:49 towards level 57.
[10/22/12 14:32:30] Nofew [458/616] has challenged vegadark [612/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:14:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/22/12 23:00:55] angelos, nikoJ, and Cameron_D [616/1240] have team battled sbp, Nofew, and Cenhinen [492/2222] and won! 0 days, 02:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/12 13:05:03] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:25 towards level 57.
[10/24/12 21:00:31] Mattycakes [202/255] has challenged Nofew [269/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Mattycakes's clock.
[10/25/12 02:17:29] x-treme [252/318] has challenged Nofew [126/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from x-treme's clock.
[10/25/12 18:49:51] Nofew [303/619] has challenged SCSi [152/465] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:42:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/25/12 22:52:19] Nofew [127/619] has come upon suiside [241/1222] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:17:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/26/12 06:27:59] code_slinger [160/420] has come upon Nofew [360/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:47 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[10/26/12 11:19:25] brimstone and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/12 03:57:16] Plasmastar [377/645] has challenged Nofew [415/619] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:57:24 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/27/12 11:56:30] davie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/12 13:45:26] Toagac, suterismus, and Ghostwolf [684/2047] have team battled Satoshi, Nofew, and Vostok [860/1692] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/12 19:00:34] Nofew [20/619] has challenged AngryParsley [203/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:15:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/28/12 02:02:13] Nofew [511/619] has challenged IdleBot [181/1452] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:09:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/28/12 21:05:57] felipe [101/400] has challenged Nofew [269/619] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:04:13 is added to felipe's clock.
[10/29/12 04:50:12] Wolf [92/449] has challenged Nofew [312/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Wolf's clock.
[10/29/12 12:08:47] Nofew [378/619] has challenged sasquatc4 [246/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:41:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/05/12 15:50:43] Nofew [379/619] has challenged [dmp] [677/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:37:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/06/12 02:20:07] Nofew [396/619] has come upon Animal [640/808] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/06/12 12:55:13] Smoovious [34/387] has challenged Nofew [60/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:57 is added to Smoovious's clock.
[11/06/12 20:32:25] Nofew [75/619] has come upon tw [202/211] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:14:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/07/12 17:11:53] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:16:49 from level 57.
[11/09/12 09:10:23] Grim [358/895] has challenged Nofew [18/619] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:09:33 is removed from Grim's clock.
[11/09/12 11:20:27] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:52 towards level 57.
[11/10/12 00:02:31] Nofew and Pshawie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/12 17:10:15] Nofew [66/619] has come upon yond [386/677] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:39:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/10/12 18:22:33] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:57 towards level 57.
[11/10/12 20:30:02] Nofew [276/619] has come upon sjefen6 [394/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:00:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/11/12 15:51:52] GyrosGeior [417/599] has challenged Nofew [202/619] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from GyrosGeior's clock.
[11/11/12 19:22:55] Nofew [266/619] has challenged swhitt [88/620] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:45:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/12/12 03:09:23] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:31 towards level 57.
[11/12/12 06:25:19] Nofew [269/619] has challenged Plasmastar [615/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/13/12 16:32:56] Nofew [425/619] has challenged ||cw [177/547] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:01:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/14/12 01:38:12] Nofew [186/619] has come upon Fluttershy [317/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:17:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/14/12 05:49:58] Nofew [434/619] has come upon tann [62/507] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:40:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/15/12 10:42:13] Nofew [387/619] has challenged Grim [115/895] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:38:52 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/15/12 11:42:26] Nofew [302/619] has challenged Smoovious [72/395] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:47:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/15/12 13:06:54] ruan [470/1059] has come upon Nofew [347/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:17:59 is removed from ruan's clock.
[11/15/12 16:35:42] MONITOR_BOT [55/269] has challenged Nofew [555/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to MONITOR_BOT's clock.
[11/16/12 02:36:23] Killerkid [7/110] has come upon Nofew [272/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:52 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[11/16/12 02:58:22] dxrt, sniegol, and Nofew [319/1930] have team battled Plasmastar, Jade, and code_slinger [1752/1769] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/12 20:59:58] Nofew and AngryParsley have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/12 06:10:42] Nofew, vrillusions, and Jade [912/2306] have team battled amazing, SCSi, and kork [499/1056] and won! 1 day, 19:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 00:31:57] alexjs, jbest, and Nofew [1625/1658] have team battled ccx, Birdbones, and sbp [289/1544] and won! 0 days, 00:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 01:49:47] Nofew [260/622] has come upon Minun [200/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:01:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/19/12 10:58:30] Nofew, wakeupscreaming, and Majak [1626/1924] have team battled BlastHardcheese, keeper_c, and m0shbear [827/2324] and won! 0 days, 19:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 13:00:14] Nofew [273/622] has come upon nosklo [43/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:37:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/19/12 20:39:07] argus [103/788] has challenged Nofew [318/622] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to argus's clock.
[11/20/12 15:10:06] Nofew [111/622] has challenged Juggaloon [293/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/20/12 16:43:15] seth-- and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/12 07:13:45] Nofew [62/622] has challenged blast_hardcheese [267/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/22/12 03:37:33] Birdbones [257/281] has challenged Nofew [313/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/12 14:07:19] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:02 towards level 57.
[11/22/12 14:20:52] gipyelrah [445/858] has challenged Nofew [334/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:00 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[11/22/12 19:29:59] Iuz, Nofew, and sniegol [1162/1586] have team battled Wolf, tmberg, and tw [316/1502] and won! 0 days, 09:21:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/12 19:58:54] amazing [307/399] has challenged Nofew [383/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to amazing's clock.
[11/22/12 20:08:38] illuminata and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/12 16:42:18] code_slinger [341/424] has challenged Nofew [461/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[11/24/12 13:14:03] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:01:05 from level 57.
[11/25/12 22:39:06] allo [539/745] has challenged Nofew [537/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:27:38 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/26/12 08:52:33] seth-- and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/12 12:28:55] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:42 from level 57.
[11/26/12 21:03:34] dxrt, Surfer, and Nofew [1744/1873] have team battled Fluttershy, Wolf, and Seer [967/1137] and won! 0 days, 05:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/12 22:13:34] brimstone and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/12 03:07:01] Nofew [251/627] has come upon Animal [794/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/27/12 09:54:28] Sparticus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/12 13:41:37] Nofew [603/627] has come upon Sellyme [297/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/12 15:07:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 10:55:57 toward level 57.
[12/01/12 03:25:26] Tanuki [301/322] has challenged Nofew [233/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from Tanuki's clock.
[12/01/12 06:11:21] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:07 from level 57.
[12/01/12 14:33:25] Therio, amazing, and illuminata [399/953] have team battled nitzer, exa, and Nofew [1345/1782] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/12 18:12:56] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/12 23:42:05] Positive [14/301] has challenged Nofew [445/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Positive's clock.
[12/02/12 07:36:17] Nofew found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:51 towards level 57.
[12/02/12 17:33:06] Nofew and Fluttershy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/12 14:50:06] ryushe [69/458] has come upon Nofew [357/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:45 is added to ryushe's clock.
[12/04/12 01:45:13] truffles [98/307] has challenged Nofew [65/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from truffles's clock.
[12/04/12 21:07:27] Sheudecai and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/12 08:27:46] Rakp [296/369] has challenged Nofew [495/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Rakp's clock.
[12/06/12 19:35:17] Nofew [620/627] has challenged noother [112/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/07/12 10:56:23] Nofew [417/627] has come upon SeySayux [22/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:19:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/08/12 18:37:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:33:35 from level 57.
[12/08/12 23:46:53] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:04 towards level 57.
[12/10/12 00:52:14] Nofew [354/627] has challenged Charris [216/357] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:05:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/11/12 00:27:40] neuro [150/205] has challenged Nofew [567/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to neuro's clock.
[12/11/12 01:09:46] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:42 towards level 57.
[12/11/12 04:58:34] Nofew [2/627] has challenged IdleBot [211/1439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/11/12 12:36:27] brimstone and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/12 20:51:35] Nofew misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:04:46 from level 57.
[12/12/12 23:08:07] Nasrudin [821/1035] has challenged Nofew [186/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:42:48 is removed from Nasrudin's clock.
[12/13/12 02:05:59] idleOne, adamus1red, and hectocotylus [973/1711] have team battled MONITOR_BOT, vegadark, and Nofew [950/1820] and won! 0 days, 01:28:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/12 04:38:07] iViLe [140/386] has challenged Nofew [376/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to iViLe's clock.
[12/13/12 08:38:00] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:48 towards level 57.
[12/13/12 19:59:05] Goldman82, truffles, and Minun [296/1281] have team battled Nofew, SCSi, and nosklo [1457/1704] and lost! 0 days, 06:24:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/12 03:17:47] Nofew [104/627] has come upon nitzer [23/460] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:13:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/14/12 16:48:11] Karyudo [25/98] has challenged Nofew [320/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Karyudo's clock.
[12/15/12 01:33:46] Arcane [2/123] has challenged Nofew [389/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to Arcane's clock.
[12/15/12 02:31:10] Nofew [128/627] has come upon illuminata [71/390] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:08:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/15/12 12:19:24] raela stole Nofew's level 200 weapon while they were sleeping! raela leaves his old level 37 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[12/15/12 14:21:01] VizeL [2/3] has challenged Nofew [406/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to VizeL's clock.
[12/18/12 03:12:35] Nofew [129/447] has challenged neurospex [87/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:34:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/18/12 14:15:10] Oldiesmann [166/625] has challenged Nofew [411/447] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:40:04 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[12/19/12 22:53:18] Nofew [406/447] has come upon SCSi [197/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:16:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/20/12 07:24:43] Nofew [29/447] has challenged sbp [451/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/20/12 10:25:25] Nofew [161/447] has challenged Smoovious [223/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:58:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/20/12 16:47:22] beatysees [1/332] has come upon Nofew [188/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:30 is added to beatysees's clock.
[12/21/12 08:33:14] Mateusz, Babar, and Nofew [126/1669] have team battled Simon, Valkor, and GaveUp [1515/1654] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/12 10:33:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 15:21:58 toward level 57.
[12/21/12 11:21:33] Nofew [237/447] has come upon MasterStroke [4/12] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:42:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/22/12 00:43:34] Nofew [60/447] has come upon Oxe [364/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:50:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/22/12 17:53:14] Nofew [378/447] has come upon m0shbear [105/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:54:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/23/12 13:42:57] Nofew [125/447] has challenged Ex0deus [429/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/23/12 15:17:30] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:24 from level 57.
[12/24/12 06:48:12] Hans.Wurst and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/12 09:47:34] Nofew [387/447] has challenged angelos [203/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/25/12 10:53:11] DarkSiL [476/484] has challenged Nofew [121/447] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:09:25 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[12/25/12 11:48:21] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:08 towards level 57.
[12/25/12 16:45:29] Nofew and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/12 20:56:04] Trienish [46/521] has come upon Nofew [287/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:35 is added to Trienish's clock.
[12/26/12 09:11:46] Nofew, MasterStroke, and Trienish [819/1166] have team battled Hydrogenum, Ex0deus, and Makiavel [225/1634] and won! 0 days, 01:18:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/12 19:00:25] ruan [40/693] has challenged Nofew [120/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:22 is added to ruan's clock.
[12/26/12 23:53:21] MONITOR_BOT and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/12 21:06:24] Nofew [135/447] has challenged charitwo [587/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/28/12 08:20:33] Nofew [94/447] has come upon Kabaka [114/659] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/29/12 00:22:52] XJR-9 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/12 08:48:40] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:34:26 from level 57.
[12/29/12 17:22:51] Synergist [54/279] has challenged Nofew [14/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Synergist's clock.
[12/30/12 18:29:48] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/13 06:23:35] Nofew [247/447] has come upon gipyelrah [156/867] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:29:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/02/13 13:40:15] Nofew [12/447] has challenged DarkSiL [476/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:51:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/04/13 02:58:15] Zeman4323, tw, and nicko [32/1261] have team battled Nofew, vrillusions, and AngryParsley [1737/1890] and lost! 0 days, 20:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/13 09:47:21] Nofew [279/447] has come upon SavageHenry [129/238] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:28:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/04/13 14:52:42] Yankee [432/844] has challenged Nofew [414/447] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:38:53 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[01/06/13 02:17:14] Cenhinen, Kabaka, and Nofew [887/1854] have team battled raulp, Vostok, and eyeofodin [775/1139] and won! 2 days, 05:03:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/13 12:09:47] idleOne [333/670] has challenged Nofew [47/447] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:56:54 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[01/07/13 12:13:24] tann and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/13 13:12:16] Synergist [362/411] has challenged Nofew [182/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Synergist's clock.
[01/08/13 11:02:58] sjefen6 [422/502] has come upon Nofew [260/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:53 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/09/13 10:40:55] watson [71/113] has challenged Nofew [64/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:02 is removed from watson's clock.
[01/10/13 06:07:56] Nofew, Transfusion, and Killerkid [319/1225] have team battled morph, suterismus, and sasaniak [1604/1834] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/13 07:16:42] Nofew [211/447] has come upon DeLorean [443/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:50:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/11/13 09:10:05] Nofew [307/447] has come upon Weedle [167/168] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:40:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/14/13 00:46:02] Nofew [78/447] has come upon null [33/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/17/13 03:07:43] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:04:24 from level 57.
[01/17/13 06:47:17] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:41:54 from level 57.
[01/17/13 16:55:27] Somasis [305/348] has challenged Nofew [117/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from Somasis's clock.
[01/18/13 16:26:59] naori [11/174] has challenged Nofew [188/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to naori's clock.
[01/18/13 17:17:45] Nofew [308/447] has come upon angelos [314/410] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:49:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/19/13 03:20:37] meat [22/70] has challenged Nofew [134/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to meat's clock.
[01/19/13 19:03:09] Nofew [19/447] has come upon seek [68/758] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:22:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/20/13 14:29:52] Nofew [351/447] has challenged nitzer [369/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:54:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/20/13 14:35:39] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:06:55 towards level 57.
[01/20/13 20:58:38] Nofew [29/447] has come upon greycat [671/816] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:49:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/21/13 12:35:42] Yankee [642/842] has challenged Nofew [98/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:10:15 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[01/21/13 15:49:51] Nofew [94/447] has come upon ccx [125/507] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:30:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/22/13 00:09:23] Alfie, Nofew, and Syloq [1473/1650] have team battled Prometheus, yond, and Oxe [60/1576] and won! 4 days, 07:01:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/13 06:37:23] gweedo767 [31/209] has challenged Nofew [410/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to gweedo767's clock.
[01/22/13 21:09:11] Nofew [0/447] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [566/678] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:11:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/22/13 21:44:24] lipek [275/675] has challenged Nofew [178/447] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:36:58 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/23/13 00:29:33] Nofew and jbest have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/13 08:36:54] preflex and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/13 19:00:02] Nofew and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/13 16:32:13] s1amson [290/434] has come upon Nofew [432/447] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:11:06 is added to s1amson's clock.
[01/25/13 22:03:25] Killerkid [188/408] has challenged Nofew [427/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:20 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/26/13 02:02:36] Nofew [201/447] has come upon MetaNova [298/331] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:09:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/26/13 13:31:14] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:06:42 from level 57.
[01/26/13 22:43:45] Nofew [356/447] has come upon zg [41/71] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:25:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/26/13 22:44:37] Nofew [423/447] has come upon zg [7/71] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:08:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/27/13 02:56:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 15:11:35 toward level 57.
[01/27/13 03:53:23] Nofew [129/447] has come upon DemosDemon [109/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:13:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/28/13 13:33:09] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:42 towards level 57.
[01/28/13 21:45:37] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:36 from level 57.
[01/29/13 03:23:57] Nofew [136/447] has challenged Killerkid [56/399] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:28:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/29/13 08:17:05] Nofew [206/447] has come upon code_slinger [569/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:29:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/29/13 16:38:22] Plasmastar, Nofew, and zero_one [1450/1500] have team battled amasawa, Killerkid, and TauPan [357/1013] and won! 0 days, 00:37:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/13 21:44:50] davidfg4 [136/225] has challenged Nofew [183/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[01/30/13 01:46:23] Sheudecai, wakeupscreaming, and Trienish [537/2210] have team battled zero_one, raela, and Nofew [1082/1492] and lost! 1 day, 07:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/13 17:11:54] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:29 towards level 57.
[01/31/13 21:46:01] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:21 towards level 57.
[02/01/13 05:38:18] preflex and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/13 21:48:16] Nofew [103/447] has challenged tmberg [437/703] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/02/13 02:49:36] Nofew [352/447] has challenged jmaugue [332/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/04/13 07:49:09] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/13 07:57:01] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:24 towards level 57.
[02/05/13 01:08:52] Sheudecai, Nofew, and Hydrogenum [1322/1696] have team battled tiwake, keeper_c, and dpk [813/2070] and won! 2 days, 00:53:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/13 01:23:52] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:21 towards level 57.
[02/06/13 08:16:05] Charris [341/362] has challenged Nofew [255/447] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:35:17 is removed from Charris's clock.
[02/07/13 01:20:37] Nofew [41/447] has challenged Bpendragon [146/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:58 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/08/13 09:28:41] nosklo [56/607] has challenged Nofew [327/447] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:33:46 is added to nosklo's clock.
[02/09/13 07:35:46] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:34 towards level 57.
[02/09/13 17:29:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 19:06:39 toward level 57.
[02/09/13 20:56:55] pekster, GaveUp, and Nofew [97/1468] have team battled idleOne, illuminata, and eyeofodin [1178/1432] and lost! 1 day, 05:33:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/13 16:48:56] Nofew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:05:22 from level 57.
[02/10/13 22:18:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 16:35:08 toward level 57.
[02/11/13 11:05:57] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:51 from level 57.
[02/11/13 11:23:09] pekster and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/13 03:13:04] Nofew misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:22 from level 57.
[02/13/13 20:59:56] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:23 towards level 57.
[02/13/13 22:11:09] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:47:36 towards level 57.
[02/14/13 10:26:01] Nofew [58/447] has come upon pekster [235/542] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:44:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/14/13 12:03:52] Beavis [100/739] has challenged Nofew [338/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:09 is added to Beavis's clock.
[02/15/13 09:45:49] Nofew [258/447] has come upon DryRoastedPeanut [243/888] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:40:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/15/13 10:27:53] Nofew and heqs have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/13 14:43:07] kork, gweedo767, and nicko [1142/1305] have team battled Nofew, Quix0te, and Alfie [34/1337] and won! 0 days, 05:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/13 09:53:54] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:37:55 from level 57.
[02/16/13 12:51:16] RansomTime [143/180] has challenged Nofew [135/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:19 is removed from RansomTime's clock.
[02/16/13 15:07:43] Nofew [89/447] has come upon grish [252/287] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:44:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/16/13 17:54:20] RansomTime [90/181] has challenged Nofew [1/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from RansomTime's clock.
[02/16/13 19:40:11] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:52 towards level 57.
[02/17/13 15:07:55] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:01 towards level 57.
[02/18/13 13:58:15] Nofew [379/447] has come upon LikeLakers2 [30/455] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:40:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/18/13 15:29:32] devnullcon, RingoStarr, and [dmp] [1018/1276] have team battled Nofew, Str1ngS, and DryRoastedPeanut [395/2254] and won! 0 days, 02:26:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/13 22:30:33] Nofew [84/447] has come upon Wenatchi [12/316] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/13 03:24:01] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:34:27 from level 57.
[02/20/13 04:38:14] sjefen6 [344/506] has challenged Nofew [51/447] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:01:40 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[02/20/13 11:19:23] Nofew [106/447] has come upon Arcane [45/358] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:24:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/13 13:11:08] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:43 towards level 57.
[02/21/13 21:58:52] MetaNova, Cameron_D, and Gerardon [403/1835] have team battled Nofew, Gizmokid2005, and talso [1020/1633] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/13 01:25:41] Nofew, tiwake, and naori [605/1463] have team battled Killerkid, Smoovious, and rmbell.the.great [1313/1682] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/13 13:03:34] Nofew [239/451] has come upon robot [85/388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:56:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/24/13 02:48:21] Oxe, Nofew, and Vostok [720/1500] have team battled devnullcon, Animal, and Oldiesmann [759/1643] and lost! 1 day, 00:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/13 17:18:46] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:22 towards level 57.
[02/25/13 17:32:02] ccx and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/13 03:31:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 02:26:24 toward level 57.
[02/26/13 09:17:53] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:37 towards level 57.
[02/26/13 16:54:17] Nofew [382/451] has come upon naori [94/558] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:38:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/13 13:38:24] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:21 towards level 57.
[03/01/13 06:21:59] Nofew, AngryParsley, and Darky [133/1202] have team battled marc-etienne, woonack, and amasawa [1853/1980] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/13 11:35:51] Nofew [295/451] has challenged pekster [443/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/01/13 18:34:18] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:09 towards level 57.
[03/02/13 11:12:24] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:59 towards level 57.
[03/03/13 17:18:03] Nofew [31/451] has come upon Grim [435/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:51:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/03/13 20:30:37] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:22:38 from level 57.
[03/03/13 22:40:15] Nofew [408/451] has come upon DemosDemon [154/705] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:31:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/05/13 11:18:14] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:22 towards level 57.
[03/05/13 14:01:24] Nofew [251/451] has challenged greycat [143/805] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:58:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/05/13 14:41:30] Nofew and nicko have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/13 17:17:02] Smoovious [326/728] has challenged Nofew [114/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from Smoovious's clock.
[03/07/13 20:46:40] Nofew [209/451] has come upon Alfie [52/509] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:21:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/07/13 20:46:40] Nofew has dealt Alfie a Critical Strike! 13 days, 15:57:38 is added to Alfie's clock.
[03/07/13 21:38:21] Nofew [140/451] has come upon nicko [562/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/13 02:06:48] tiwake [447/609] has challenged Nofew [191/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[03/09/13 05:31:16] Nofew [285/451] has come upon Alfie [330/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:26:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/13 21:42:32] Nofew [224/451] has come upon SeySayux [74/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:25:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/10/13 22:30:33] Fluttershy [231/503] has challenged Nofew [28/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:12:22 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[03/11/13 04:32:00] Nofew [226/451] has challenged kenyon [106/1000] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:18:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/11/13 10:10:03] Ttech [488/1175] has come upon Nofew [246/451] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:54:58 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[03/11/13 15:12:21] null, meat, and naori [607/1796] have team battled Nofew, masklin, and Smoovious [1398/1741] and lost! 0 days, 21:47:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/13 05:38:07] SavageHenry [78/495] has challenged Nofew [225/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:16 is added to SavageHenry's clock.
[03/13/13 02:13:45] talso stole Nofew's level 65 ring while they were sleeping! talso leaves his old level 52 ring behind, which Nofew then takes.
[03/14/13 00:09:55] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:30 towards level 57.
[03/14/13 16:58:57] Nofew [0/436] has come upon Plasmastar [458/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:45:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/14/13 23:35:17] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:51:42 from level 57.
[03/15/13 14:57:27] Nofew [285/436] has come upon Quix0te [21/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:05:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/15/13 20:04:19] Neal, bobbylight, and Ephod [1068/1245] have team battled Syloq, vegadark, and Nofew [497/1805] and won! 0 days, 05:02:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/13 06:38:41] kenyon, Nofew, and Hydrogenum [305/2310] have team battled SeySayux, meat, and gipyelrah [907/1866] and lost! 3 days, 05:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/13 11:03:00] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:39:43 from level 57.
[03/16/13 15:36:53] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:37 towards level 57.
[03/17/13 19:23:07] Nofew [16/436] has come upon gweedo767 [239/393] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:19:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/17/13 20:56:13] MetaNova, suiside, and Nofew [903/2297] have team battled tw, hawk, and cirdan [482/2265] and won! 1 day, 06:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/13 16:28:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 15 days, 17:16:00 toward level 57.
[03/20/13 13:59:29] Valkor and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/13 02:30:36] Ttech [1037/1179] has come upon Nofew [196/441] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:06:12 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[03/27/13 13:34:40] Sparticus, noother, and cirdan [2203/2591] have team battled RLabs, Nofew, and neuro [1428/1744] and won! 1 day, 21:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/13 00:11:41] Nofew [304/441] has challenged greycat [446/808] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:18:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/13 03:19:09] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:40 towards level 57.

[03/28/13 17:15:55] Nofew [336/441] has challenged neuro [852/916] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:30:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/13 18:31:51] Nofew [49/441] has come upon tmberg [180/563] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:58:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/13 19:16:27] sasaniak [658/715] has challenged Nofew [336/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/28/13 20:44:12] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:21 towards level 57.
[03/29/13 09:28:39] idisjunction [34/203] has challenged Nofew [144/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/29/13 17:39:00] Nofew [332/441] has come upon sniegol [176/554] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:53:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/30/13 00:07:54] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:01 towards level 57.
[03/30/13 06:17:01] Jewbaca [91/164] has challenged Nofew [117/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Jewbaca's clock.
[03/30/13 11:10:14] Nofew [50/441] has come upon sniegol [33/554] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:37:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/30/13 17:24:26] Nofew [376/441] has come upon Syloq [274/586] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:08:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/01/13 19:45:04] iunruh [298/490] has challenged Nofew [77/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from iunruh's clock.
[04/02/13 03:48:20] Nofew [113/441] has come upon Killerkid [460/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:49:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/03/13 06:51:43] raela, neurospex, and Nofew [599/1949] have team battled robot, ryushe, and Jareeta [33/1931] and won! 2 days, 19:43:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 11:20:30] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:45:30 from level 57.
[04/03/13 21:31:01] masklin, Nofew, and pwned [492/1861] have team battled MetaNova, Raccoon, and kenyon [1544/2010] and lost! 2 days, 01:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/13 02:57:40] Nofew [294/441] has come upon jack [140/333] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:08:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/05/13 10:47:51] Nofew [405/441] has come upon Nayru [240/369] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/05/13 14:14:55] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:12 towards level 57.
[04/06/13 10:11:42] Nofew [396/441] has challenged we6jbo [102/313] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:12:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/06/13 10:43:06] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:11 from level 57.
[04/09/13 20:07:23] rasputo, Nayru, and Myrtti [246/1215] have team battled keeper_c, ElectRo, and Nofew [2977/3025] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/13 05:18:28] Zett, sniegol, and nikoJ [318/1669] have team battled tw, Nofew, and paysties [1261/1438] and lost! 0 days, 21:44:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/13 05:48:42] Nofew [139/441] has challenged Str1ngS [62/930] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:50:24 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/12/13 10:50:10] Nofew [32/441] has challenged idisjunction [198/401] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:45:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/12/13 14:58:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 12:23:52 from level 57.
[04/12/13 22:09:59] Nofew, [dmp], and truffles [738/1879] have team battled SavageHenry, SimonTam, and SeySayux [951/1351] and lost! 0 days, 08:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/13 23:53:47] Nofew [69/441] has challenged Babar [732/856] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:57:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/14/13 00:34:21] NN2k, Pici, and talso [882/1733] have team battled Nofew, digitaldonk, and Jewbaca [619/1516] and won! 0 days, 10:13:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/13 14:46:42] Charris, Nofew, and Smoovious [486/1539] have team battled Weedle, Reaper, and Pici [937/2045] and lost! 2 days, 18:24:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/13 12:30:34] jmaugue and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/13 23:28:09] Ttech, ccx, and XJR-9 [917/1994] have team battled Nofew, suterismus, and Wolf [2012/2234] and lost! 0 days, 22:01:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/13 16:24:48] Nofew [53/441] has challenged yano [472/931] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:33:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/18/13 01:37:20] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:12 towards level 57.
[04/18/13 06:28:37] Nofew [173/441] has challenged mamarley [695/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:21:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/18/13 07:28:54] Nofew [157/441] has challenged ryushe [249/532] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:22:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/18/13 12:36:28] dxrt, seisgatos, and Gizmokid2005 [1714/2107] have team battled RLabs, Oxe, and Nofew [0/1367] and won! 0 days, 05:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/13 08:30:22] ysabet, robot, and Raccoon [2028/2174] have team battled Nofew, kgb, and Wolf [1347/1862] and won! 0 days, 18:34:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/13 20:40:34] Nofew [260/441] has challenged Ciphohs5 [436/446] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:56:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/29/13 05:43:01] Nofew [255/441] has challenged GaveUp [19/517] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:03:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/29/13 10:44:23] Jareeta [843/1005] has challenged Nofew [160/441] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:42:34 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[04/29/13 23:48:42] RansomTime [59/585] has challenged Nofew [307/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:11 is added to RansomTime's clock.
[04/30/13 07:46:51] Gerardon and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/13 08:51:09] Nofew [26/441] has challenged woonack [392/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:59:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/01/13 07:42:46] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/13 09:10:16] idisjunction and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/13 17:56:45] Syloq and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/13 19:32:16] Nofew and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/13 18:19:42] Nofew and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/13 07:29:10] Nofew [105/443] has challenged Prometheus [158/653] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/07/13 21:21:39] idisjunction [230/531] has challenged Nofew [320/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/08/13 02:59:55] Nofew [367/443] has come upon Lenny [973/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:18:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/08/13 05:42:07] Nofew [334/443] has come upon neuro [441/941] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:54:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/09/13 10:13:27] RedW, Spazturtle, and Nofew [58/1049] have team battled sasaniak, bigjay, and Gizmokid2005 [1890/2462] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/13 23:19:37] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:02 towards level 57.
[05/09/13 23:56:44] Valkor and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/13 17:36:38] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:02:58 towards level 57.
[05/14/13 08:22:35] woonack [329/1230] has challenged Nofew [417/443] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/15/13 00:57:10] Eiam [63/526] has challenged Nofew [428/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Eiam's clock.
[05/15/13 07:31:51] fx [21/33] has challenged Nofew [14/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:57 is removed from fx's clock.
[05/15/13 15:05:10] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:16:31 towards level 57.
[05/15/13 15:29:24] [dmp] [622/830] has challenged Nofew [137/443] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:11:42 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[05/18/13 07:06:22] felipe, bairyn, and vegadark [1796/1937] have team battled neurospex, GaveUp, and Nofew [1066/1829] and won! 1 day, 04:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/13 19:23:10] robot, s1amson, and ironchew [689/1128] have team battled Kabaka, Nofew, and felipe [1548/1560] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/13 09:00:51] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:42:53 towards level 57.
[05/19/13 16:17:24] Sparticus [278/855] has challenged Nofew [315/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:13:02 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[05/20/13 08:29:49] Nofew [294/443] has challenged grooverider [387/479] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:43:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/21/13 05:13:39] RedW [235/312] has challenged Nofew [286/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to RedW's clock.
[05/22/13 02:15:39] seek, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Yankee [1155/2599] have team battled Nofew, Gerardon, and kenyon [1804/1989] and lost! 2 days, 10:53:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/13 08:05:00] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:46 towards level 57.
[05/23/13 08:22:40] Nofew, Hydrogenum, and lipek [633/2031] have team battled yond, fx, and argus [980/1692] and lost! 7 days, 02:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/13 17:46:33] Nofew [121/443] has challenged SpamMage [266/721] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:14:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/23/13 21:51:10] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:07:48 towards level 57.
[05/23/13 23:48:33] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:46:33 towards level 57.
[05/25/13 03:45:43] Nofew [141/443] has challenged Cenhinen [20/748] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:40:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/26/13 02:57:49] Nofew [122/443] has come upon ElectRo [1058/1304] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:15:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/26/13 22:13:05] iunruh and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/13 19:59:24] seisgatos [230/333] has challenged Nofew [175/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:01 is removed from seisgatos's clock.
[05/27/13 20:18:33] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:12 towards level 57.
[05/29/13 03:57:39] PriceChild and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/13 18:15:00] Nofew, Raccoon, and ahmiq [65/1521] have team battled Str1ngS, Cameron_D, and Preaux [1400/2488] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/13 11:53:49] Danthemandoo [108/143] has challenged Nofew [346/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[06/01/13 00:10:49] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:13 towards level 57.
[06/03/13 05:14:23] Hakase [345/400] has come upon Nofew [345/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:21 is removed from Hakase's clock.
[06/04/13 07:42:03] Nofew [207/434] has challenged lolwut [229/362] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:49:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/04/13 11:57:24] naori [264/746] has challenged Nofew [325/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to naori's clock.
[06/04/13 18:57:32] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:05:21 towards level 57.
[06/05/13 02:24:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 16:48:38 from level 57.
[06/07/13 10:59:39] Nofew [129/434] has challenged Mateusz [547/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:08:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/07/13 12:57:22] sigv [282/316] has challenged Nofew [380/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to sigv's clock.
[06/10/13 05:44:19] Satoshi, Neal, and Smoovious [1394/2078] have team battled slack, Str1ngS, and Nofew [264/1692] and won! 0 days, 11:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/13 10:44:39] Nofew [371/434] has come upon fonzie [60/203] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:19:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/10/13 15:34:44] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:48 towards level 57.
[06/13/13 01:27:06] idleOne [496/695] has come upon Nofew [42/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:02:51 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[06/13/13 06:38:12] bersam [176/388] has challenged Nofew [310/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to bersam's clock.
[06/14/13 06:21:27] argus, AngryParsley, and Nofew [1343/1535] have team battled Yankee, slack, and filinep [603/1715] and won! 0 days, 01:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 09:07:53] Nofew [55/434] has come upon woonack [646/1221] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:32:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/14/13 13:47:46] MontyZuma [119/403] has challenged Nofew [87/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[06/14/13 17:48:15] DarkSiL [267/490] has come upon Nofew [284/434] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:29:21 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[06/17/13 16:20:53] Nofew [355/434] has challenged ccx [62/425] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:06:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/17/13 16:56:08] LordFella [545/700] has come upon Nofew [277/434] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:53:37 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[06/17/13 20:19:27] forks [7/9] has challenged Nofew [285/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to forks's clock.
[06/18/13 23:41:52] Nofew [170/434] has come upon RLabs [146/451] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:35:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/19/13 00:37:00] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:19 towards level 57.
[06/20/13 00:30:21] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:00:14 towards level 57.
[06/20/13 02:43:35] Nofew, nyrednek, and s1amson [779/1006] have team battled gladier, Krim, and nicko [722/1305] and won! 0 days, 00:39:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/13 03:35:59] idisjunction [141/536] has challenged Nofew [95/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:41 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/20/13 07:07:43] iunruh, iViLe, and preflex [420/1556] have team battled rasputo, Nofew, and BlastHardcheese [1259/1406] and lost! 1 day, 00:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/13 10:02:59] Bpendragon [662/764] has come upon Nofew [254/434] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:38:35 is removed from Bpendragon's clock.
[06/21/13 21:53:15] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:22 towards level 57.
[06/22/13 15:53:17] jmaugue [210/455] has challenged Nofew [201/434] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:24:31 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[06/24/13 23:05:26] Wolf [199/853] has challenged Nofew [289/434] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:40:25 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/25/13 00:30:02] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:29:00 towards level 57.
[06/25/13 09:07:35] brendan [217/422] has challenged Nofew [231/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/26/13 01:25:57] Nofew [284/434] has challenged slack [117/328] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:16:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/26/13 03:26:19] Nofew [234/434] has challenged brentwalther [70/94] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:33:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/27/13 01:16:03] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/13 05:23:57] Nofew, MetaNova, and nyrednek [1185/1197] have team battled Ephod, Valkor, and RedW [465/2108] and won! 0 days, 03:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/13 08:36:40] m0shbear [101/673] has challenged Nofew [117/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:55 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[06/29/13 16:13:09] Nofew and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/13 02:19:51] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:37 towards level 57.
[06/30/13 14:36:06] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:12 from level 57.
[07/01/13 23:57:46] Nofew [246/434] has challenged mthw [253/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/02/13 01:58:11] Nofew [88/434] has challenged Satoshi [671/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:07:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/02/13 03:23:03] Nofew [142/434] has come upon m0shbear [173/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:22:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/02/13 05:24:13] Nofew and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/13 10:53:04] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:28 from level 57.
[07/02/13 18:28:27] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/13 01:03:05] Nofew [334/434] has challenged Hydrogenum [283/941] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:53:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/03/13 03:19:05] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:50 towards level 57.
[07/03/13 15:06:13] Nofew [321/434] has challenged vegadark [202/860] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:44:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/03/13 17:49:08] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:28 towards level 57.
[07/04/13 05:58:19] SeySayux, Nothing4You, and irix [1000/1038] have team battled m0shbear, nyislanders2121, and Nofew [1090/1724] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/13 08:07:30] Nofew [234/434] has come upon Skidel [314/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/04/13 15:11:11] Nofew [197/434] has challenged Syloq [537/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/08/13 10:14:14] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:05 towards level 57.
[07/08/13 20:29:05] brentwalther, Nofew, and UndyingShadow [450/1222] have team battled keeper_c, iViLe, and kenyon [2259/2768] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/13 20:59:37] Hans.Wurst, JonesBy, and Damethor [527/1042] have team battled LordFella, Nofew, and brentwalther [852/1466] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/13 07:00:57] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:58:40 from level 57.
[07/09/13 07:13:45] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:42:33 from level 57.
[07/09/13 09:16:41] Nofew, grooverider, and sjefen6 [950/1573] have team battled sasaniak, Syloq, and Ttech [2346/2490] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/13 17:05:51] Damethor [42/155] has challenged Nofew [86/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to Damethor's clock.
[07/10/13 21:19:02] MetaNova [29/506] has challenged Nofew [404/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:51 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/11/13 05:55:08] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:22 towards level 57.
[07/11/13 07:49:41] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:24 towards level 57.
[07/11/13 16:23:15] Nofew [35/434] has challenged Kinsmir [28/64] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/11/13 22:24:31] Nofew [270/434] has challenged Spazturtle [382/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/13/13 05:43:50] GilbertErik [201/255] has challenged Nofew [44/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[07/14/13 07:32:32] Nofew and Str1ngS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/13 07:47:52] grooverider [208/646] has challenged Nofew [308/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:45 is added to grooverider's clock.
[07/17/13 08:50:27] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/13 11:00:09] Nofew [52/434] has challenged pehden [10/345] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/19/13 08:44:36] Pici and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/13 15:08:05] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:22 towards level 58.
[07/20/13 02:00:25] Nofew left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/20/13 20:12:19] seek [698/761] has challenged Nofew [379/430] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:42:38 is removed from seek's clock.
[07/22/13 07:06:35] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:20 towards level 58.
[07/22/13 07:20:26] Wolf [266/813] has challenged Nofew [332/430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:28:33 is added to Wolf's clock.
[07/23/13 06:25:39] Nofew [5/430] has challenged ryushe [73/518] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:40:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/23/13 06:33:20] Deny [55/210] has challenged Nofew [308/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Deny's clock.
[07/23/13 11:26:50] Nofew [223/430] has challenged pwned [746/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:38:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/23/13 12:03:03] Litruv [102/161] has challenged Nofew [126/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Litruv's clock.
[07/23/13 16:07:49] greycat [26/798] has come upon Nofew [275/430] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:26:15 is added to greycat's clock.
[07/23/13 17:59:12] finn [222/320] has challenged Nofew [428/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to finn's clock.
[07/26/13 17:39:31] Nofew [383/430] has come upon RagingToner [320/345] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:18:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/13 19:12:08] Nofew [309/430] has come upon Tenorman [431/744] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:59:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/28/13 20:12:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 01:33:52 from level 58.
[07/29/13 00:30:20] Nofew [423/430] has come upon Kevin [38/309] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:53:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/29/13 04:57:58] Nofew [274/430] has challenged Disori [247/278] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:13:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/29/13 13:17:49] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:37:36 towards level 58.
[08/02/13 06:35:30] yond [97/797] has come upon Nofew [307/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:34 is added to yond's clock.
[08/05/13 18:40:14] Nofew [88/430] has challenged XJR-9 [171/446] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:56:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/06/13 09:59:11] Nofew and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/13 19:51:30] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:27:48 towards level 58.
[08/08/13 00:10:28] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/13 09:39:05] Nofew [73/430] has come upon Furry [92/708] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:03:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/14/13 21:46:14] Nofew [186/430] has come upon Kabaka [199/589] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:58:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/18/13 14:56:19] Nofew [24/430] has come upon masklin [554/566] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:18:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/19/13 06:58:37] SpamMage, joshz, and Cameron_D [351/2323] have team battled Nofew, Eren97, and grooverider [1651/1683] and lost! 0 days, 19:36:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/13 16:56:59] kork [214/291] has challenged Nofew [163/430] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:17:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/20/13 05:32:05] Nofew [165/430] has come upon naori [337/823] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:59:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/20/13 07:43:15] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:17 towards level 58.
[08/20/13 11:24:38] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:45:57 from level 58.
[08/21/13 17:18:14] Nofew [206/434] has come upon Unsub [209/575] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:00:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/22/13 12:30:36] TheBloodyBastard [7/23] has challenged Nofew [121/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to TheBloodyBastard's clock.
[08/22/13 13:08:56] addikt [222/338] has challenged Nofew [77/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from addikt's clock.
[08/22/13 17:35:10] finn, charitwo, and Furry [689/1589] have team battled Nofew, naori, and lipek [1517/1891] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/13 22:01:33] Nofew [95/434] has come upon pants [282/363] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:36:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/27/13 06:28:40] Nofew [41/434] has come upon DemosDemon [252/622] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:23:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/27/13 19:54:38] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:07:44 towards level 58.
[08/28/13 04:57:03] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:20:00 towards level 58.
[08/29/13 11:41:18] Nofew [288/434] has come upon Furry [670/702] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:45:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/29/13 21:54:48] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:41:41 from level 58.
[08/30/13 01:56:26] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:23:46 towards level 58.
[08/30/13 15:58:36] Nofew [94/434] has challenged CornFly [69/393] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:20:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/31/13 02:58:27] Nofew and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/13 23:15:24] Nofew [379/434] has come upon Boohbah [255/444] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:51:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/01/13 13:03:30] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:34:22 towards level 58.
[09/01/13 19:10:34] Nofew [13/434] has challenged D4CH_RPi [313/555] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:18:28 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/05/13 06:30:03] Nofew [341/434] has challenged MetaNova [345/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:40:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/05/13 16:26:31] Nofew [380/434] has come upon Grim [593/935] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:24:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/05/13 23:56:51] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:24 towards level 58.
[09/07/13 07:26:46] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:00:56 towards level 58.
[09/09/13 15:06:32] freeboson [165/235] has challenged Nofew [337/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/11/13 02:57:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 7 days, 07:30:00 toward level 58.
[09/11/13 03:31:59] Nofew [245/434] has come upon joshz [317/629] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:12:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/11/13 06:48:52] Nofew [352/434] has come upon Furry [452/509] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:26:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/12/13 00:30:15] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:22 towards level 58.
[09/13/13 09:58:34] freeboson [109/286] has challenged Nofew [145/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/13/13 11:19:05] Nofew [422/434] has challenged tmberg [259/571] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:23:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/13/13 15:08:00] Nofew [240/434] has come upon tmberg [446/571] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:08:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/14/13 07:23:44] Nofew [164/434] has challenged Deny [78/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/16/13 15:36:16] Zammo [331/368] has challenged Nofew [55/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:30 is removed from Zammo's clock.
[09/16/13 15:36:16] In the fierce battle, Nofew dropped his level 67 helm! Zammo picks it up, tossing his old level 51 helm to Nofew.
[09/18/13 10:15:42] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:57 towards level 58.
[09/19/13 04:41:42] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:27 towards level 58.
[09/20/13 10:08:39] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:39 from level 58.
[09/20/13 22:29:15] Sheudecai, bairyn, and Nofew [712/1445] have team battled MetaNova, iViLe, and Mateusz [816/1744] and lost! 1 day, 18:07:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/13 19:38:54] Nofew [320/422] has come upon Simie [70/437] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:43:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/24/13 00:50:10] Nofew [116/422] has come upon talso [301/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:15:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/24/13 12:42:01] ackwell [35/205] has challenged Nofew [333/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to ackwell's clock.
[09/25/13 09:16:12] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:16:54 from level 58.
[09/27/13 06:28:45] Nofew [151/422] has challenged sartan [456/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:22:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/28/13 16:46:01] Furry, MMavipc, and Fluttershy [64/1530] have team battled Nofew, freeboson, and Prometheus [529/1553] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/13 21:15:48] Nofew [193/422] has come upon Unsub [55/595] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:07:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/29/13 22:40:50] OrranjJulius, KennosiS, and Nofew [638/1309] have team battled Babar, pants, and sondove [1217/1567] and lost! 0 days, 14:26:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/13 02:46:12] jbroome [138/793] has challenged Nofew [201/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:13 is added to jbroome's clock.
[10/01/13 01:35:49] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:11:05 from level 58.
[10/02/13 13:40:11] Narayan [103/180] has challenged Nofew [108/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Narayan's clock.
[10/03/13 04:40:40] TauPan [95/344] has come upon Nofew [179/422] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:17:52 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/04/13 00:06:52] Nofew misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:54 from level 58.
[10/04/13 13:28:02] Gizmokid2005, Nofew, and adamus1red [682/2283] have team battled jmaugue, dxrt, and gipyelrah [369/2119] and won! 1 day, 17:40:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/13 16:11:09] Nofew [39/422] has challenged RedW [411/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/04/13 17:11:24] Nofew [310/422] has challenged dpk [551/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/07/13 22:59:30] Nofew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:41:33 from level 58.
[10/16/13 15:59:54] Nofew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:43:47 from level 58.
[10/17/13 03:54:22] Nofew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:58:42 from level 58.
[11/01/13 00:58:32] Nofew [264/422] has come upon ChiefRA [312/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:00:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/01/13 01:36:28] MontyZuma, digitaldonk, and Iuz [1803/2309] have team battled Nofew, zinya, and seek [114/1639] and won! 0 days, 15:05:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/13 23:33:25] suterismus [340/1268] has come upon Nofew [75/422] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:06:43 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/05/13 23:33:25] suterismus has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:45:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/06/13 08:01:20] Nofew [35/422] has come upon Skidel [346/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:11:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/07/13 01:18:26] Eiam [216/492] has challenged Nofew [400/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:09 is added to Eiam's clock.
[11/07/13 14:32:22] Nofew, yasdorian, and Grim [973/1976] have team battled Hans.Wurst, DanYELL, and jessica [824/943] and won! 0 days, 12:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 04:42:16] cbeley [38/261] has challenged Nofew [408/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to cbeley's clock.
[11/08/13 13:35:24] Str1ngS and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 03:19:13] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:58 from level 58.
[11/12/13 04:26:33] kork [53/290] has come upon Nofew [299/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:11:17 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/13 09:49:46] Nofew [165/424] has challenged Spazturtle [27/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:15:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/12/13 11:49:47] Nofew [325/424] has come upon vaetis [61/253] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/12/13 12:11:05] ckinni [51/88] has challenged Nofew [302/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to ckinni's clock.
[11/13/13 01:38:28] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:09 towards level 58.
[11/13/13 03:46:51] sbp, Str1ngS, and Jareeta [1345/2448] have team battled Mateusz, Tenorman, and Nofew [1320/1816] and won! 2 days, 16:05:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 15:26:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 03:31:34 toward level 58.
[11/15/13 03:07:11] woonack [356/962] has come upon Nofew [102/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:19:44 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/15/13 12:06:45] Nofew [353/447] has challenged Reaper [875/926] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/15/13 18:18:55] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:38 towards level 59.
[11/16/13 02:11:34] irix [517/779] has challenged Nofew [209/447] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:44:35 is removed from irix's clock.
[11/16/13 08:13:01] Nofew [355/447] has challenged maybeHere [430/470] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:32:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/16/13 18:25:04] Nofew, azerkatil, and IdleMaster [522/1133] have team battled greycat, Chenzw, and rasputo [1258/2064] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/13 05:47:03] thomas [363/391] has challenged Nofew [225/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from thomas's clock.
[11/18/13 01:07:59] Simie [645/733] has challenged Nofew [76/447] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from Simie's clock.
[11/18/13 01:23:05] Nofew [329/447] has challenged idisjunction [355/523] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:20:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/19/13 22:59:05] YoloSwagtron [166/263] has challenged Nofew [151/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from YoloSwagtron's clock.
[11/20/13 01:35:22] SCSi [72/668] has challenged Nofew [54/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:52:22 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/20/13 03:35:51] Nofew [211/447] has challenged Enub [300/403] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:33:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/20/13 06:39:42] Simie, Sheudecai, and Nofew [1557/1618] have team battled sartan, Lenny, and Krenz [2116/2302] and lost! 3 days, 20:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/13 09:49:21] Nofew [45/447] has come upon DanYELL [171/344] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:29:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/20/13 22:12:21] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:42:21 towards level 59.
[11/29/13 03:40:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:38:46 from level 59.
[11/30/13 03:09:03] Meistarin [75/276] has challenged Nofew [165/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[11/30/13 10:36:44] Wayneoween [586/593] has challenged Nofew [437/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:51:01 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[11/30/13 10:43:09] jmaugue [100/415] has challenged Nofew [338/451] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[11/30/13 11:07:58] AxForest [211/363] has challenged Nofew [12/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from AxForest's clock.
[11/30/13 13:14:31] Nofew [205/451] has come upon Kinsmir [493/537] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:13:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/01/13 23:43:11] Nofew and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/13 19:47:20] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:27:58 towards level 59.
[12/03/13 13:14:12] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:51 towards level 59.
[12/05/13 10:47:35] Nofew lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:55:57 from level 59.
[12/06/13 01:51:31] Croyd [129/253] has challenged Nofew [125/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Croyd's clock.
[12/07/13 08:38:56] Meistarin [285/300] has challenged Nofew [16/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/09/13 06:30:10] Kelet [288/488] has challenged Nofew [67/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:08:09 is removed from Kelet's clock.
[12/09/13 23:24:54] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:50:04 towards level 59.
[12/10/13 10:38:41] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:33:05 from level 59.
[12/10/13 20:50:47] Nofew [91/455] has come upon greycat [260/803] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:30:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/10/13 22:42:08] Grim [338/990] has challenged Nofew [303/455] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:38:31 is removed from Grim's clock.
[12/11/13 11:45:18] Nofew [120/455] has challenged Bombur [16/968] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:12:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/18/13 03:26:10] Nofew [439/455] has challenged brimstone [151/402] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:42:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/18/13 23:31:09] gipyelrah [867/874] has challenged Nofew [93/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:01:13 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[12/19/13 06:12:05] Xpktro [168/385] has challenged Nofew [249/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[12/19/13 10:27:35] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:37 towards level 59.
[12/19/13 15:15:45] BlastHardcheese, Bokkie, and Nofew [483/1611] have team battled kork, argus, and CornFly [1625/1700] and lost! 0 days, 15:24:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/13 13:00:08] Nofew and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 00:31:35] Mustek and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 06:46:49] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:19:28 towards level 59.
[12/24/13 22:56:29] Nofew misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:46:18 from level 59.
[12/25/13 00:54:24] three18ti, teiresias, and CornFly [1137/1163] have team battled Charris, Sparticus, and Nofew [621/1723] and won! 0 days, 04:07:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/13 14:32:53] Nofew [212/455] has come upon SpamMage [141/665] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:12:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/28/13 22:29:04] Nofew [223/455] has challenged CornFly [284/468] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:56:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/30/13 14:48:52] idisjunction and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/13 15:39:19] Nofew [376/455] has challenged Chenzw [80/535] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:14:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/30/13 16:20:04] outofit [119/199] has challenged Nofew [66/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:39 is removed from outofit's clock.
[01/01/14 13:32:41] Nofew left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/14 18:02:22] Sheudecai and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/14 09:15:34] Nofew [144/451] has come upon Charris [368/386] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:47:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/02/14 17:23:01] Zammo, greycat, and tmberg [2086/2507] have team battled Nofew, D4CH_RPi, and AxForest [1104/1669] and won! 1 day, 19:46:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/14 09:17:33] Nofew [12/451] has come upon STMelon [260/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:46:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/03/14 10:16:27] Nofew [42/451] has come upon h00k [262/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:45:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/03/14 12:02:01] Nofew [130/451] has challenged SpamMage [461/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:34:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/05/14 15:14:01] Nofew [253/451] has challenged rasputo [27/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:47:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/06/14 17:39:01] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:30 towards level 59.
[01/07/14 08:23:46] Myrtti [784/898] has challenged Nofew [79/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:42:35 is removed from Myrtti's clock.
[01/08/14 06:01:10] Gizmokid2005, D4CH_RPi, and Nofew [470/2036] have team battled idisjunction, SpamMage, and bigjay [1318/1926] and lost! 2 days, 09:14:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/14 20:36:38] Nofew [124/451] has come upon idisjunction [377/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:05:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/09/14 07:13:53] Nofew [256/451] has come upon Majak [286/338] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:51:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/09/14 22:01:03] BMO [14/17] has challenged Nofew [264/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to BMO's clock.
[01/10/14 12:22:59] rxcomm [30/31] has challenged Nofew [27/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:57 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[01/10/14 21:00:22] Nofew [82/451] has come upon Odd [394/438] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:38:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/11/14 17:43:52] ckinni [196/393] has challenged Nofew [185/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from ckinni's clock.
[01/12/14 02:51:50] Nofew [359/451] has challenged skasturi [134/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:47:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/12/14 05:22:10] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:04:53 from level 59.
[01/13/14 23:02:22] Nofew [116/451] has challenged GeekySerperior [268/332] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:14:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/14/14 05:22:47] GeekySerperior [239/343] has challenged Nofew [301/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to GeekySerperior's clock.
[01/14/14 12:35:07] Nofew [294/451] has come upon idleOne [248/887] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:01:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/15/14 04:16:52] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:38 towards level 59.
[01/15/14 19:13:23] naori [559/828] has challenged Nofew [101/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:56 is removed from naori's clock.
[01/16/14 22:49:48] ChiefRA and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/14 22:07:45] Hester [163/488] has challenged Nofew [190/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Hester's clock.
[01/18/14 03:59:42] Nofew [363/451] has come upon Simie [176/748] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:14:00 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/21/14 00:35:01] idleOne, Xpktro, and sjefen6 [158/1753] have team battled Fogel, Nofew, and Meetch_the_Bold [805/1691] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/14 13:52:33] cups, Cenhinen, and brendan [735/1868] have team battled Ulrich, Nofew, and Hester [227/1345] and won! 0 days, 00:43:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/14 04:02:52] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:55 towards level 59.
[01/25/14 18:30:36] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:31 towards level 59.
[01/26/14 20:02:26] Nofew [53/451] has come upon D4CH_RPi [233/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/28/14 09:38:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:14:21 from level 59.
[01/28/14 11:33:11] yond [165/821] has come upon Nofew [130/451] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:09:21 is removed from yond's clock.
[01/28/14 12:24:19] Nofew [66/451] has come upon Reaper [195/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:10:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/29/14 11:28:07] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:21 towards level 59.
[01/29/14 23:16:08] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:22 towards level 59.
[01/30/14 15:16:19] Nofew [229/451] has come upon archlich [596/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:14:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/30/14 22:48:15] Nofew [404/451] has challenged IdleBot [282/1299] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/30/14 22:49:12] Nofew, rxcomm, and woonack [1203/1582] have team battled MadHatter, cups, and XenGi [1368/1480] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/14 15:00:48] hoff [166/505] has challenged Nofew [177/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to hoff's clock.
[02/04/14 04:40:56] Nofew [410/451] has come upon tsh [828/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/04/14 10:48:09] Nayru [234/448] has come upon Nofew [335/451] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:07:55 is added to Nayru's clock.
[02/04/14 15:17:49] Nofew [445/451] has challenged xstefeN [175/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:28:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/05/14 02:09:40] pfoley, fester, and Tiamat [530/1469] have team battled pekster, Nofew, and agrajag [60/1268] and won! 0 days, 03:39:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 15:38:19] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:15 towards level 59.
[02/06/14 01:26:08] Nofew [46/451] has challenged Quoren [34/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/06/14 05:49:29] Nofew [377/451] has come upon brentwalther [394/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:25 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/06/14 13:34:57] livinskull [165/366] has challenged Nofew [342/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to livinskull's clock.
[02/06/14 18:21:51] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:16 from level 59.
[02/07/14 15:34:58] Nofew [449/451] has come upon Majak [184/341] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/08/14 11:40:33] Nofew [37/451] has challenged Meistarin [51/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/10/14 05:50:02] Nofew [338/451] has come upon Robocop [174/257] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/11/14 23:02:32] Deny [425/502] has challenged Nofew [133/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:01:49 is removed from Deny's clock.
[02/12/14 17:36:31] Wayneoween [551/599] has challenged Nofew [64/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[02/12/14 20:39:57] kork, vegadark, and Nofew [941/1194] have team battled Pici, gideonstar, and Meetch_the_Bold [703/1658] and won! 0 days, 00:21:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/14 22:38:42] Nofew [86/469] has challenged idisjunction [21/438] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/12/14 23:09:13] CornFly [261/460] has challenged Nofew [88/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:40:04 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/13/14 06:07:24] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:52:56 towards level 60.
[02/13/14 10:59:34] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:08:23 towards level 60.
[02/14/14 05:42:40] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:16:16 towards level 60.
[02/14/14 06:38:44] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:42:26 towards level 60.
[02/15/14 04:12:53] Chenzw and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/14 22:03:53] Nofew [11/469] has come upon kenyon [641/1035] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:05:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/16/14 05:48:13] Cysioland [15/163] has challenged Nofew [323/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[02/16/14 06:36:19] Nofew [7/469] has challenged Darky [298/552] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:10:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/18/14 14:15:00] Str1ngS and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/14 00:04:54] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:23 towards level 60.
[02/19/14 23:12:44] Shandy [113/240] has challenged Nofew [336/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Shandy's clock.
[02/21/14 11:14:02] fester and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/14 18:25:36] slobber [157/200] has challenged Nofew [143/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from slobber's clock.
[02/24/14 18:24:51] Nofew [140/469] has come upon freeboson [172/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:48:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/25/14 05:55:03] sbp [764/854] has challenged Nofew [293/469] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:41:48 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/25/14 18:16:10] Nofew [138/469] has come upon grooverider [543/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:13:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/26/14 05:32:13] Nofew, Cameron_D, and master_j [510/1875] have team battled Alfie, Hans.Wurst, and Klumben [1233/1442] and lost! 0 days, 19:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/14 12:54:12] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:03:12 from level 60.
[03/01/14 01:20:07] Nofew [330/469] has challenged argus [738/915] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:46:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/02/14 17:07:22] Devrim [1/262] has challenged Nofew [439/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Devrim's clock.
[03/03/14 01:03:39] Fluttershy stole Nofew's level 46 charm while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves his old level 29 charm behind, which Nofew then takes.
[03/04/14 00:41:22] Nofew [344/451] has come upon Adar [338/432] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:07:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/04/14 21:18:26] wombatman [245/262] has challenged Nofew [352/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to wombatman's clock.
[03/06/14 21:02:37] avocado, Syloq, and tmberg [1149/2072] have team battled pfoley, freeboson, and Nofew [1309/1860] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/14 23:52:26] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/14 21:17:36] Nofew [166/451] has come upon Str1ngS [404/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:16:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/10/14 12:14:39] Nofew [48/451] has challenged q3k [138/262] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:30:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/10/14 14:15:10] Tenorman [277/757] has challenged Nofew [141/451] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:55:14 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/11/14 03:20:44] TROGDOR [122/458] has come upon Nofew [435/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:09 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[03/12/14 16:33:29] Nofew [119/451] has come upon TauPan [334/335] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:01:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/15/14 15:30:33] Str1ngS and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/14 22:48:14] dxrt [162/812] has challenged Nofew [207/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:09:11 is added to dxrt's clock.
[03/18/14 02:00:48] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:51:27 from level 60.
[03/18/14 10:03:39] Nofew [59/451] has challenged Farsten [219/298] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/18/14 12:01:36] Plasmastar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 15:03:32] Nofew [412/451] has come upon Pici [128/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:55:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/19/14 18:23:51] keeper_c, blizgerg, and idisjunction [2324/2544] have team battled kk4pou, Nofew, and jmaugue [514/1139] and won! 0 days, 08:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 20:25:20] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:04:01 from level 60.
[03/20/14 06:19:45] rmbell.the.great, iViLe, and Nofew [1368/1716] have team battled sjefen6, seisgatos, and Quoren [815/1351] and won! 4 days, 00:03:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 11:04:46] sasaniak, strugart, and Nofew [1167/1415] have team battled IdleMaster, idisjunction, and keeper_c [1520/2083] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/14 22:59:51] Nofew and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/14 07:16:09] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:11 towards level 60.
[03/22/14 04:19:03] Alfie, Charris, and Nofew [1389/1403] have team battled brentwalther, paysties, and woonack [224/2280] and won! 0 days, 18:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 15:01:34] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 15:08:27] Nofew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:15 from level 60.
[03/23/14 20:42:43] Nofew [222/451] has come upon neurospex [346/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:41:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/24/14 21:11:14] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:47 from level 60.
[03/25/14 13:22:14] Chenzw, Fede, elf, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/14 22:36:15] Nofew [329/451] has come upon mamarley [169/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:04:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/27/14 19:49:02] Nofew and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/14 21:04:37] Nofew [217/451] has challenged RansomTime [398/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/14 06:21:31] Nofew [13/451] has come upon DemosDemon [287/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:25:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/14 13:19:12] Nofew [21/451] has come upon bairyn [174/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/29/14 13:17:27] Nofew [6/451] has challenged Meistarin [300/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:03:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/30/14 23:18:54] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:17 towards level 60.
[04/02/14 03:45:35] Nofew [377/451] has come upon ChiefRA [143/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:47:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/02/14 09:54:22] Nofew [386/451] has come upon Plasmastar [104/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:08:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/02/14 23:06:25] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:36 towards level 60.
[04/03/14 05:11:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:52:49 from level 60.
[04/03/14 06:26:40] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:46 towards level 60.
[04/03/14 09:57:55] tmberg [163/887] has challenged Nofew [53/451] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:04:49 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/03/14 16:25:35] Nofew [406/451] has come upon Kinsmir [202/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/03/14 16:41:15] Nofew [61/451] has come upon Furry [526/539] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/03/14 17:00:14] Nofew [1/451] has challenged paysties [423/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/03/14 21:29:29] Nofew [305/451] has challenged iridis_discurro [22/336] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:33:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/04/14 05:01:21] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:14:02 towards level 61.
[04/04/14 14:41:53] Nofew [14/451] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [232/1023] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:03:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/07/14 11:01:45] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:39:15 from level 61.
[04/07/14 22:11:17] Nofew [433/451] has come upon ddunk [2/23] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:40:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/08/14 19:43:17] Synthetica [18/22] has challenged Nofew [345/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Synthetica's clock.
[04/09/14 04:03:21] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:55:02 towards level 61.
[04/10/14 04:14:48] Gizmokid2005 [904/1029] has challenged Nofew [206/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:54:19 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[04/11/14 05:20:11] Nofew [52/451] has come upon Stoertebeker [82/343] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:20:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/14/14 08:40:02] Nofew [144/451] has challenged Cameron_D [251/960] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:45:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/14/14 09:53:51] Nofew [366/451] has come upon Stoertebeker [131/350] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:33:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/14/14 18:56:16] Zifre and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/14 20:25:10] yasdorian and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/14 19:51:47] brendan stole Nofew's level 31 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 28 set of leggings behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/15/14 20:19:27] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:22 towards level 61.
[04/16/14 04:54:26] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:37 towards level 61.
[04/16/14 20:47:28] argus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/14 21:19:03] Nofew [436/447] has come upon Godisme [172/958] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:46:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/16/14 22:30:16] Braque [162/165] has challenged Nofew [241/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Braque's clock.
[04/18/14 01:02:42] tmberg, Zammo, isharted, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/14 03:21:01] Nofew [36/447] has come upon isharted [418/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:50:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/18/14 09:05:49] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:02 towards level 61.
[04/18/14 09:52:37] Nofew [28/447] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [132/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:50:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/18/14 18:59:07] Cypher stole Nofew's level 46 weapon while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 26 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/19/14 15:23:57] Nofew, simple, and Birdbones [533/1677] have team battled Ardetus, Furry, and filinep [70/1131] and won! 0 days, 05:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/14 23:13:58] Nofew [213/425] has challenged MetaNova [315/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/14 02:27:05] pekster [300/535] has challenged Nofew [37/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:33 is removed from pekster's clock.
[04/22/14 12:48:44] pekster and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/14 12:56:10] Nofew [347/425] has come upon naori [561/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:21:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/14 19:31:36] Nofew [66/425] has challenged DaJoker29 [39/362] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:51:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/23/14 01:44:35] KennyG [86/94] has challenged Nofew [222/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to KennyG's clock.
[04/23/14 10:24:36] naw [119/324] has challenged Nofew [303/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to naw's clock.
[04/24/14 01:56:49] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:14 towards level 61.
[04/24/14 11:42:10] Nofew [336/425] has challenged arachnist [551/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/24/14 16:43:35] Majak [307/313] has challenged Nofew [271/425] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:56:57 is removed from Majak's clock.
[04/24/14 23:30:13] Nofew [412/425] has come upon Zarthus [88/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:23:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/25/14 20:36:52] ryushe [889/910] has come upon Nofew [138/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:58:40 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[04/26/14 03:03:28] Nofew [10/425] has come upon woonack [183/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/26/14 15:56:13] jbroome [613/633] has challenged Nofew [51/425] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:57:16 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[04/26/14 22:08:34] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:38 towards level 61.
[04/27/14 17:27:39] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:29 towards level 61.
[04/28/14 20:41:23] Sweetie [296/368] has challenged Nofew [19/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Sweetie's clock.
[04/29/14 17:41:01] Nofew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:44:52 from level 61.
[04/29/14 20:01:04] Nofew [111/425] has come upon ajhgfa [190/433] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/01/14 14:45:05] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:10 towards level 61.
[05/02/14 10:32:53] Nathan [520/675] has challenged Nofew [371/425] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:07:50 is removed from Nathan's clock.
[05/02/14 19:32:22] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:47 towards level 61.
[05/02/14 19:43:19] Nofew [112/425] has come upon Kinsmir [229/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:34:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/02/14 21:03:03] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:14 towards level 61.
[05/03/14 05:11:04] Ninji, Nofew, and Avon [1376/1700] have team battled CFSworks, yasdorian, and PiotrekD [1928/1933] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/14 12:24:46] dindinx [9/271] has challenged Nofew [179/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/03/14 18:35:48] woonack [408/732] has come upon Nofew [137/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:58:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/06/14 18:06:05] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:44 towards level 61.
[05/06/14 18:50:13] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:09 towards level 61.
[05/07/14 15:02:19] Shr3k [218/496] has challenged Nofew [121/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from Shr3k's clock.
[05/07/14 21:53:48] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/14 15:16:09] Nofew [385/425] has challenged Tenorman [358/751] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/08/14 21:59:08] slurms [53/171] has challenged Nofew [255/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to slurms's clock.
[05/09/14 01:18:58] Virtual [96/1113] has challenged Nofew [201/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:54:22 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/09/14 02:01:21] Chenzw and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/14 12:07:35] Nofew [358/425] has come upon mjh [174/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/10/14 02:56:57] Nofew [32/425] has challenged dxrt [158/823] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/11/14 00:15:45] Nofew [307/425] has come upon Cameron_D [857/970] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:03:58 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/13/14 09:22:51] eva42 [6/240] has challenged Nofew [280/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/13/14 16:57:34] Nofew [354/425] has come upon Plasmastar [433/476] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:26:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/13/14 20:38:58] Nofew [401/425] has come upon Str1ngS [280/363] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:32:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/14/14 05:07:31] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:04:13 towards level 62.
[05/15/14 19:23:58] ingo [96/220] has challenged Nofew [272/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ingo's clock.
[05/15/14 19:26:55] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:31:01 from level 62.
[05/15/14 22:31:21] kaplejon, Avon, and gipyelrah [531/2323] have team battled Nofew, Plasmastar, and galex [76/1011] and won! 0 days, 08:26:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/14 18:47:04] Nofew [236/425] has come upon Tenorman [455/754] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:57:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/19/14 16:18:36] Fluttershy [41/485] has come upon Nofew [76/425] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:50:57 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[05/21/14 12:35:23] Nofew [147/425] has come upon nickware [74/368] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:06:24 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/21/14 12:47:50] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:12:22 from level 62.
[05/22/14 05:54:37] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:25:25 from level 62.
[05/22/14 18:17:40] Nofew [182/425] has come upon dindinx [326/562] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:08:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/23/14 00:07:37] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:50:08 from level 62.
[05/23/14 08:29:02] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:10:27 from level 62.
[05/26/14 19:41:40] rainbowdash [158/201] has challenged Nofew [314/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to rainbowdash's clock.
[05/26/14 23:37:36] Nofew [32/425] has come upon mthw [159/712] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:35:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/27/14 14:09:18] Nofew [358/425] has come upon Ulrich [324/420] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:00:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/28/14 13:25:26] Nofew [205/425] has come upon TauPan [6/355] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:13:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/28/14 16:14:58] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:00:23 towards level 62.
[05/29/14 03:47:49] ruan [290/860] has come upon Nofew [400/425] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:35:03 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/29/14 06:22:30] ajhgfa and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/14 12:41:23] Nofew [286/425] has come upon Ulrich [242/420] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:02:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/31/14 03:42:35] Nofew [423/425] has come upon kaplejon [4/438] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:44:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/24/14 06:57:44] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:04 towards level 62.
[07/24/14 07:02:48] Derpy [48/66] has challenged Nofew [20/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:40 is removed from Derpy's clock.
[07/24/14 15:12:57] argus, kork, and dindinx [13/1577] have team battled garthog, mthw, and Nofew [761/1227] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/14 15:28:20] Nullestia [30/64] has challenged Nofew [211/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Nullestia's clock.
[07/26/14 01:03:24] Nofew [330/425] has challenged IdleBot [725/1444] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:20:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/26/14 09:05:43] Nofew [211/425] has come upon tmberg [263/892] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:55:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/26/14 09:35:09] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:44:08 from level 62.
[07/26/14 14:16:47] G33KY, droogie, and Stoertebeker [470/1410] have team battled BNoiZe, Nofew, and spillere [2/725] and won! 0 days, 01:48:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/14 21:41:51] idleOne, clonak, and gideonstar [1897/1973] have team battled lovek323, Nofew, and pixelate [288/664] and won! 0 days, 04:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/14 16:25:46] PersonalJ [94/275] has challenged Nofew [422/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[08/04/14 17:09:54] Nofew [240/425] has come upon AKBlindy [220/295] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:30:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/05/14 05:32:02] pants and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/14 00:21:43] Nofew [155/425] has come upon neurospex [702/1029] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:52:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/06/14 02:35:55] Nofew [206/425] has come upon dindinx [242/486] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:16:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/06/14 15:25:19] Nofew [7/425] has come upon neurospex [645/1029] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:47:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/07/14 00:38:49] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:38:54 towards level 62.
[08/09/14 06:16:58] Nofew [10/425] has come upon pants [152/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:33:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/10/14 04:40:40] naw [162/489] has challenged Nofew [357/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:18 is added to naw's clock.
[08/14/14 19:32:56] Glorfindel [258/339] has challenged Nofew [370/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[08/15/14 11:36:34] Nofew [211/425] has come upon Trondby [250/348] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:17:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/15/14 12:33:02] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/14 05:04:41] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/14 06:36:07] Nofew [188/425] has challenged droogie [662/677] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:53:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/03/14 17:08:23] Nofew [184/425] has challenged prattmic [128/707] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:44:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/04/14 03:11:14] Nofew [218/425] has challenged Birdbones [97/887] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:53:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/04/14 04:15:45] Nofew [254/425] has come upon allo [62/839] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:21:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/04/14 09:12:54] yawgmoth [378/499] has challenged Nofew [172/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:25:45 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[02/02/15 20:51:16] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:11 towards level 62.
[02/03/15 05:53:19] Nofew [396/425] has challenged vegadark [405/470] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:56:58 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/03/15 11:37:01] SudoKing, SlowRiot, and MadHatter [1503/2129] have team battled Nofew, dxrt, and Mateusz [1514/1951] and lost! 1 day, 05:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/15 12:55:21] Nofew [205/425] has challenged Kyree [205/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:05:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/03/15 15:56:16] TauPan [250/352] has challenged Nofew [62/425] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:30:37 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/04/15 07:09:25] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:36 towards level 62.
[02/05/15 00:36:19] Nofew [76/425] has come upon csssuf [167/477] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:20:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/06/15 21:24:07] Totengeist [177/698] has challenged Nofew [207/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:08 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[02/07/15 08:54:33] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:04 towards level 62.
[02/08/15 19:06:42] grooverider [273/980] has challenged Nofew [349/425] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/09/15 17:23:46] Nofew [59/425] has come upon m0shbear [486/793] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:24:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/11/15 13:19:53] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:04:40 from level 62.
[02/12/15 09:29:58] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:13 from level 62.
[02/12/15 20:12:27] mmhh [447/633] has challenged Nofew [278/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:11:50 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[02/12/15 23:14:24] identd and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/15 11:29:32] Nofew [225/425] has come upon elf [170/845] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:55:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/24/15 18:17:16] Nofew [419/425] has come upon blizgerg [744/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:12:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/25/15 04:08:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 19:20:18 toward level 62.
[02/25/15 17:40:12] Nofew [291/425] has come upon Thracky [419/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/26/15 05:50:07] Darky [78/614] has come upon Nofew [313/425] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:23:08 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/26/15 08:02:30] Nofew [191/425] has challenged zouave [184/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/15 05:51:16] Nofew [292/425] has come upon pekster [161/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:28:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/15 05:51:16] Nofew has dealt pekster a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:34:36 is added to pekster's clock.
[02/27/15 10:36:04] Syloq, yano, and Kartoffelsuppe [622/1649] have team battled crisdev, gipyelrah, and Nofew [1273/1865] and lost! 4 days, 17:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/15 08:19:24] Nofew [236/425] has challenged jholtom [85/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/01/15 13:01:23] jenksy, nfsnobody, and Opie [465/1250] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, m0shbear, and Nofew [1376/1934] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/15 03:30:50] Nofew [300/452] has challenged allo [163/508] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:30:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/02/15 10:36:39] zid [291/767] has challenged Nofew [113/452] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:15:23 is removed from zid's clock.
[03/02/15 11:36:58] Cenhinen [363/557] has challenged Nofew [95/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:20:58 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[03/06/15 02:57:14] Nofew [361/452] has come upon Kinsmir [538/631] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:39:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/06/15 05:26:29] LordH [70/559] has challenged Nofew [48/452] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from LordH's clock.
[03/06/15 11:47:48] hoover [52/174] has challenged Nofew [155/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to hoover's clock.
[03/06/15 22:09:33] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:30:53 towards level 63.
[03/06/15 23:43:42] Nofew [215/452] has come upon lipek [526/1144] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:11:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/07/15 00:15:10] Nofew [223/452] has challenged pekster [277/569] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:01:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/07/15 13:06:53] Trondby [478/565] has challenged Nofew [310/452] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from Trondby's clock.
[03/07/15 16:17:27] Nofew [337/452] has come upon zbart [362/536] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:34:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/07/15 20:06:47] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:54:06 towards level 63.
[03/07/15 20:43:56] yano and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/15 00:34:06] aucg, Ladon, and phobos_anomaly [63/1316] have team battled irix, keepermurf, and Nofew [355/1686] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/15 14:50:49] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:44 towards level 63.
[03/11/15 09:50:26] Nofew and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/15 12:38:01] Nofew and jholtom have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/15 04:20:32] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:38:36 towards level 63.
[03/13/15 01:03:58] coquinounet [237/246] has challenged Nofew [156/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:46 is removed from coquinounet's clock.
[03/13/15 05:06:13] Sixbierehomme [56/714] has challenged Nofew [222/452] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:38:17 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[03/13/15 15:30:51] Nofew [334/452] has come upon Lenny [1029/1033] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:13:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/14/15 03:58:35] argus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/15 07:11:15] r00f, sasaniak, Nofew, and Opie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/15 14:45:16] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:03 towards level 63.
[03/15/15 10:54:45] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:31 towards level 63.
[03/15/15 17:32:27] Nofew [335/452] has come upon spaceCore [320/434] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:40:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/17/15 10:17:21] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:49 towards level 63.
[03/18/15 08:40:16] Trozz [50/66] has challenged Nofew [406/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Trozz's clock.
[03/20/15 19:11:54] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:27:34 from level 63.
[03/21/15 11:39:35] Nofew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:16 from level 63.
[03/24/15 02:55:33] yond, kenyon, and Nofew [1126/2588] have team battled FarfDert, TauPan, and XenGi [628/1341] and won! 0 days, 16:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/15 09:15:30] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:07 from level 63.
[03/28/15 03:54:49] Nofew [406/452] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [838/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:31:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/30/15 08:39:06] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:24 towards level 63.
[03/31/15 03:11:09] pixelate, Panick, and sedrik [58/1356] have team battled aucg, honkybonky, and Nofew [861/1828] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/15 08:41:29] Nofew [148/452] has challenged kenyon [803/1226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:56:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/31/15 10:12:52] Nofew [30/452] has come upon enCyde [205/263] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:01:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/31/15 14:06:15] NezumiRyu [299/441] has challenged Nofew [316/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[03/31/15 20:56:22] eva42 [526/734] has challenged Nofew [241/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/03/15 00:22:15] Regnor [140/208] has challenged Nofew [345/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Regnor's clock.
[04/03/15 01:18:39] Meistarin, Hydrogenum, and kenyon [175/3082] have team battled blizgerg, yasdorian, and Nofew [687/2207] and lost! 4 days, 13:20:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/15 23:41:03] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:46 towards level 63.
[04/04/15 08:44:19] Boomie [89/194] has challenged Nofew [3/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:42 is removed from Boomie's clock.
[04/04/15 11:07:55] Nofew [195/452] has come upon NezumiRyu [286/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/07/15 11:23:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 03:42:01 toward level 63.
[04/08/15 09:28:47] Nofew and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/15 16:28:57] MontyZuma, Nofew, and Gatewayy [1486/1811] have team battled Crazycatlady, pipework, and Jareeta [146/1747] and won! 0 days, 12:12:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/15 19:54:10] kenyon, Nofew, and Rarity [266/2325] have team battled jeaye, Glorfindel, and Gizmokid2005 [1302/2086] and lost! 0 days, 09:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/15 15:19:21] amdavies [2/11] has challenged Nofew [278/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to amdavies's clock.
[04/10/15 15:13:38] irix [296/833] has challenged Nofew [337/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:05 is added to irix's clock.
[04/10/15 16:22:46] AngryParsley, eva42, soltys, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/15 18:45:58] Nofew [61/452] has come upon Zanoab [316/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/11/15 00:17:09] Nofew [186/452] has challenged r00f [126/484] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/17/15 11:16:08] rixx [2/4] has challenged Nofew [116/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to rixx's clock.
[04/17/15 18:54:03] Verdaniss [51/249] has challenged Nofew [386/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Verdaniss's clock.
[04/18/15 04:45:49] Majak, TauPan, and Sir_Lemming [904/1260] have team battled Nofew, Panick, and coquinounet [392/1234] and won! 9 days, 20:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 10:57:27] Nofew, sjums_the_great, and SirMonkeybox [694/1431] have team battled brendan, jsrn_of_the_naps, and Soappy [114/1992] and won! 0 days, 07:38:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/15 08:00:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 26 days, 10:50:52 toward level 64.
[04/19/15 11:46:50] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:49:32 from level 64.
[04/19/15 19:08:40] Brom [172/632] has challenged Nofew [418/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Brom's clock.
[04/20/15 09:57:22] Adar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[04/22/15 16:31:53] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:43:14 from level 64.
[04/23/15 03:52:52] a1291762, ryushe, and MetaNova [2281/2317] have team battled Killerkid, Nofew, and idisjunction [952/1888] and won! 7 days, 00:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 01:39:18] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:41 towards level 64.
[04/24/15 08:56:34] Nofew [22/452] has come upon yano [381/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:03:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/24/15 14:39:44] Nofew [188/452] has come upon grant050 [89/108] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:55:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/24/15 21:36:49] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:06 towards level 64.
[04/25/15 05:55:48] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:43 towards level 64.
[04/26/15 18:01:49] godog and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/15 08:57:24] Brom, sjums_the_great, and hawk [860/1807] have team battled mthw, Mateusz, and Nofew [1266/1646] and lost! 0 days, 01:54:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/15 16:49:00] Nofew [162/452] has come upon gipyelrah [416/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/30/15 15:07:25] Nofew [150/452] has challenged arlen [333/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/01/15 01:32:09] Nofew [50/452] has come upon aucg [188/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:58:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/02/15 00:19:33] Nofew [176/452] has challenged kork [123/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/03/15 05:17:06] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:35 from level 64.
[05/04/15 16:43:22] Nofew [17/446] has challenged aucg [649/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/05/15 17:52:37] Nofew [425/446] has challenged lipek [903/1143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/06/15 05:03:40] Nofew [321/446] has come upon elf [131/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/06/15 13:12:57] Brom, Kratos, and bl4ckscor3 [702/1491] have team battled Sixbierehomme, sedrik, and Nofew [594/1787] and won! 0 days, 12:03:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 09:14:45] yano and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/15 22:44:24] Nofew, XJR-9, and Tamini [937/1601] have team battled charitwo, Darky, and etamind [1030/1289] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/15 12:56:11] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:09 towards level 64.
[05/14/15 05:42:39] Nofew and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/15 20:32:11] Nofew [31/711] has challenged kenyon [801/1221] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/14/15 20:46:05] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:22:40 from level 65.
[05/15/15 22:30:59] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:25:52 towards level 65.
[05/16/15 05:07:56] Nofew [318/711] has come upon Jareeta [93/953] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:04:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/16/15 21:43:26] Nofew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:06:14 from level 65.
[05/17/15 20:21:11] Nofew [268/711] has come upon Totengeist [794/821] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:31:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/18/15 20:25:17] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:34:10 towards level 65.
[05/19/15 07:24:55] Nofew [548/711] has challenged amdavies [224/380] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:20:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/19/15 18:46:49] ElectRo, tiwake, Brom, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/15 12:42:39] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:56:10 towards level 65.
[05/21/15 15:09:03] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:20 towards level 65.
[05/22/15 03:48:34] SchrodingersScat [129/385] has challenged Nofew [160/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:31:58 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[05/22/15 18:12:42] nitzer, Nofew, amdavies, and Lowbow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/15 02:43:15] Tamini, Syloq, and fattrat [148/1398] have team battled keeper_c, h00k, and Nofew [856/2774] and lost! 1 day, 09:46:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/15 11:03:56] PiotrekD and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/15 11:08:01] jholtom [399/452] has challenged Nofew [348/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:23:08 is removed from jholtom's clock.
[05/24/15 20:22:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 11:41:09 from level 65.
[05/25/15 09:15:18] sedrik and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/15 18:53:21] Str1ngS, Nofew, and davidfg4 [1622/2161] have team battled sjefen6, naw, and Mirc0p [1218/1326] and won! 0 days, 05:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/15 23:30:02] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:43:22 from level 65.
[05/28/15 00:27:16] Nofew and G33KY have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/15 12:40:25] Ramsey [218/328] has challenged Nofew [454/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/31/15 12:30:43] Nofew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:40 from level 65.
[06/01/15 00:45:55] Nofew [173/711] has come upon Simie [714/845] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:20:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/02/15 00:31:56] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:42 from level 65.
[06/02/15 16:26:29] Nofew [97/711] has challenged MadHatter [31/501] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:21:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/03/15 06:01:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 23:14:57 toward level 65.
[06/04/15 21:10:27] Nofew and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 02:19:49] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:18 towards level 65.
[06/08/15 11:44:40] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:04 towards level 65.
[06/08/15 13:35:41] reveal [3/8] has challenged Nofew [108/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to reveal's clock.
[06/09/15 04:53:56] greycat, Nofew, and ElectRo [1231/2807] have team battled argus, G33KY, and bigjay [398/2024] and won! 0 days, 07:57:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/15 15:12:37] Darky [271/662] has challenged Nofew [7/713] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:04:59 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/13/15 02:08:42] Nofew [25/713] has come upon Misza [256/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/14/15 16:46:22] prattmic [830/842] has challenged Nofew [542/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:38:15 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[06/14/15 20:18:34] sartan, Nofew, and ryushe [910/2660] have team battled JustAPerson, nikoJ, and h00k [565/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:57:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 06:10:24] SudoKing, davidfg4, and XJR-9 [1137/2451] have team battled csssuf, Nofew, and iLP [1098/1839] and won! 1 day, 15:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 08:08:49] Nofew [769/877] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [464/515] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:46:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/15/15 12:53:05] shandor [217/689] has challenged Nofew [162/877] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:46:31 is removed from shandor's clock.
[06/15/15 17:33:34] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/15 07:32:23] Nofew, MontyZuma, and Brainiac [1789/2410] have team battled Rarity, kork, and EkimmI [323/1678] and won! 2 days, 20:15:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/15 08:09:07] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:47:18 towards level 66.
[06/25/15 19:38:04] Nofew [673/877] has come upon ElectRo [794/1230] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:26:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/29/15 16:53:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 24 days, 21:14:57 toward level 66.
[06/30/15 23:13:05] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:22 towards level 66.
[07/01/15 09:23:06] Nofew [682/877] has come upon Majak [229/405] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:00:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/01/15 12:25:07] SchrodingersScat and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 06:37:17] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:18:31 from level 66.
[07/02/15 09:00:56] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:54 from level 66.
[07/02/15 10:50:59] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:56 towards level 66.
[07/02/15 14:08:03] Nofew [538/877] has come upon Virtual [697/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:14:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/05/15 01:55:00] Nofew, reim, and L235 [1282/1812] have team battled Plasmastar, nfsnobody, and Panick [853/1461] and won! 2 days, 09:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/15 10:38:34] Nofew [328/877] has come upon Meta [318/403] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:38:59 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/05/15 16:24:22] Nofew [485/877] has come upon yasdorian [497/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/14/15 00:06:38] Tesla [117/375] has challenged Nofew [784/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to Tesla's clock.
[07/14/15 13:17:42] Nofew [705/877] has come upon Andries [68/485] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:31:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/15/15 22:25:31] Nofew [533/877] has come upon Mateusz [248/776] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:09:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/16/15 03:31:25] Meta, Trozz, and Agent86 [210/1471] have team battled Agusanz, Nofew, and Shr3k [665/1842] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/15 14:39:47] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:02 towards level 66.
[07/23/15 03:45:53] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:08 towards level 66.
[07/23/15 05:04:19] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:55 from level 66.
[07/24/15 20:18:59] Nofew [692/877] has challenged Beavis [693/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:10:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/26/15 02:30:04] Nofew [155/877] has challenged woonack [349/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:21:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/26/15 03:28:49] Nofew [312/877] has come upon Agent86 [274/644] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:47:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/15 13:20:58] argus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/15 07:40:49] Nofew [345/877] has challenged Krenz [786/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/27/15 13:03:25] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:41 towards level 66.
[07/28/15 03:48:07] Nofew [860/877] has challenged Foofin [92/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:00:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/28/15 05:48:52] Nofew [267/877] has challenged God [186/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/28/15 19:10:59] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:33 towards level 66.
[07/29/15 01:56:16] Nofew [321/877] has challenged zbart [468/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/29/15 08:38:04] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:51 towards level 66.
[07/29/15 13:19:08] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 20:34:48] Lilian [146/359] has challenged Nofew [575/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Lilian's clock.
[08/01/15 12:38:53] Nofew, Agent86, and redlegion [1540/1935] have team battled iViLe, allo, and MJ94 [1083/2229] and won! 0 days, 00:45:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/15 10:27:23] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:39 towards level 66.
[08/02/15 16:11:18] Heisenberg and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/15 07:42:02] Crazycatlady [163/422] has challenged Nofew [175/877] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:03:40 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/03/15 11:38:41] Nofew [94/877] has come upon arlen [291/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/04/15 10:26:02] Nofew [464/877] has come upon allo [515/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/04/15 13:28:27] Regnor [88/589] has come upon Nofew [158/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:34 is added to Regnor's clock.
[08/04/15 14:14:02] Nofew and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/15 20:05:18] Nofew [642/877] has challenged Adar [281/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:51:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/06/15 03:22:29] Nofew [116/877] has come upon aucg [173/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/08/15 11:04:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 01:18:17 toward level 66.
[08/08/15 15:42:30] Nofew [186/877] has challenged IdleBot [1131/1523] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/09/15 00:27:38] Sixbierehomme and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/15 03:40:19] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:29:11 from level 67.
[08/10/15 14:11:47] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:12:56 towards level 67.
[08/10/15 15:14:52] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:55:16 towards level 67.
[08/12/15 04:13:24] Nofew [394/877] has come upon Adar [61/454] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:06:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/12/15 22:27:26] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:44:03 from level 67.
[08/16/15 10:21:31] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:20:01 towards level 67.
[08/16/15 15:57:11] Furry and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/15 17:08:42] VoidFox [197/549] has challenged Nofew [746/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[08/20/15 00:06:17] Darky [396/673] has challenged Nofew [355/877] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:29:49 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/20/15 10:01:11] Nofew [661/877] has come upon Haquer [251/358] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:55:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/22/15 08:04:58] Nayru, darkmage, and FrodoTheHobbit [709/2281] have team battled Nofew, Zeman4323, and Cypher [987/2256] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/15 03:41:08] rharwood, keeper_c, and sbp [2375/2470] have team battled Nofew, sartan, and yano [847/2536] and won! 0 days, 18:46:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/15 05:33:02] simple, Cenhinen, and sjefen6 [140/1577] have team battled Nofew, wallmani, and grooverider [173/2154] and lost! 5 days, 18:56:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/15 13:58:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 20:56:01 toward level 67.
[08/24/15 17:30:47] Nofew [558/897] has come upon sasaniak [62/715] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:48:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/26/15 16:53:02] Nofew [680/897] has come upon Ladon [209/771] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:12:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/26/15 20:01:35] Gaius, reveal, and mthw [417/1645] have team battled greycat, elf, and Nofew [949/2634] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/15 09:39:47] Nofew, jenksy, and shandor [172/2234] have team battled Brainiac, iViLe, and Gorgon [1156/2148] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/15 06:00:29] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:25:09 towards level 67.
[08/28/15 20:54:45] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:22 from level 67.
[08/29/15 10:22:02] Nofew [869/897] has challenged Killerkid [244/536] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:12:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/29/15 19:30:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 20:49:56 from level 67.
[08/30/15 15:07:02] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:43:32 from level 67.
[09/02/15 07:12:06] MontyZuma, Nofew, and yasdorian [517/2468] have team battled Tesla, abra0, and noother [1118/2199] and lost! 0 days, 09:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 10:44:14] ruan, Nofew, and Fattyeater [587/1724] have team battled fraq, ChasedSpade, and MJ94 [980/1590] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/15 02:46:57] Nofew sharpened the edge of his weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/15 03:03:06] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:50 from level 67.
[09/05/15 15:03:19] Nofew [812/916] has come upon mwhahaha [315/506] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:09:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/05/15 19:29:42] CornFly [780/991] has challenged Nofew [265/916] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:21:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/09/15 14:05:16] mthw [555/612] has challenged Nofew [229/916] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:30:42 is removed from mthw's clock.

[09/10/15 00:03:32] x86_64 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/15 23:23:19] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:59:56 towards level 67.
[09/12/15 12:21:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 00:21:43 toward level 67.
[09/14/15 12:21:51] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:01 towards level 67.
[09/14/15 13:11:23] vox [45/452] has challenged Nofew [445/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to vox's clock.
[09/15/15 07:58:46] Nofew [469/916] has challenged XVar [128/422] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:19:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/16/15 03:11:17] BURUT [38/65] has challenged Nofew [651/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/16/15 13:43:00] c0nducktr [140/171] has challenged Nofew [511/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to c0nducktr's clock.
[09/17/15 01:42:12] Nofew [349/916] has come upon yasdorian [334/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:57:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/17/15 04:22:53] Chwastopylos [343/364] has challenged Nofew [860/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Chwastopylos's clock.
[09/17/15 11:47:01] sbp, merx, and Milquetoast [860/1718] have team battled elf, Asara, and Nofew [43/2572] and won! 0 days, 19:20:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 01:30:38] Nofew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Nofew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/15 14:15:02] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 05:59:13] Nofew, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and PersonalJ [1055/2372] have team battled abra0, Krenz, and honkybonky [831/2264] and won! 1 day, 13:04:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 06:27:29] argus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 14:33:26] Nofew [38/911] has come upon sartan [317/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:50:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/26/15 00:45:41] Nofew [500/911] has come upon XVar [159/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:07:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/26/15 08:30:18] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:49 towards level 67.
[09/26/15 19:48:25] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:52:34 from level 67.
[09/27/15 00:15:53] AWildColin [302/310] has challenged Nofew [881/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to AWildColin's clock.
[09/27/15 16:01:10] Nofew [524/911] has come upon vrillusions [493/996] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:48:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/28/15 18:24:54] Nofew [52/911] has come upon Diitto [91/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:33:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/29/15 22:05:35] Nofew [222/911] has come upon a1291762 [110/950] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:22:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/30/15 00:04:36] Nofew [475/911] has come upon rharwood [119/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:41:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/30/15 07:42:44] Agent86 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 14:04:54] honkybonky [648/764] has challenged Nofew [741/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:53 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[10/01/15 21:46:18] Nofew [609/911] has come upon Prometheus [662/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:31:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/02/15 06:44:53] Nofew, Misza, and SudoKing [369/2946] have team battled simple, Sixbierehomme, and dindinx [330/2075] and won! 0 days, 13:37:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 23:29:55] DrOfBaconNomics [88/273] has challenged Nofew [891/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/03/15 09:14:16] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:01 towards level 67.
[10/03/15 13:22:35] Nofew [536/911] has come upon reim [400/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:54:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/03/15 17:13:54] Nofew [272/911] has come upon noother [79/966] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:06:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/07/15 08:40:24] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:58 towards level 67.
[10/07/15 09:30:51] BURUT [27/329] has challenged Nofew [777/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to BURUT's clock.
[10/08/15 15:07:19] Furry and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/15 03:34:22] Nofew [620/911] has challenged Virtual [515/1107] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/10/15 16:01:42] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:11:15 towards level 68.
[10/11/15 09:21:27] NoodleCake and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/15 21:53:08] BURUT, Nofew, and aucg [452/2010] have team battled Xyrael, Sir_Lemming, and greycat [654/1847] and lost! 1 day, 00:25:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 04:45:30] grooverider, joek, and iynque [1407/1756] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Nofew, and Bkid [402/1753] and won! 0 days, 00:48:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 10:00:21] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:28:53 towards level 68.
[10/21/15 12:42:37] Nofew burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Nofew's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/15 12:49:30] Nofew [550/908] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [110/951] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:10:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/22/15 20:28:15] Str1ngS and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/15 19:22:12] Nofew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Nofew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/15 22:12:28] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:14:42 from level 68.
[10/24/15 07:37:47] SudoKing and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 22:38:15] Nofew [55/905] has come upon nfsnobody [132/672] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:54:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/26/15 09:39:19] Xind and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/15 22:49:47] roy [299/383] has challenged Nofew [209/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from roy's clock.
[10/27/15 03:31:54] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:58 towards level 68.
[10/27/15 04:39:17] Xyrael, Agent86, and Kable [5/1528] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Bkid, and Nofew [1066/2299] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/15 14:33:42] Douhet [359/452] has challenged Nofew [115/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:24 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[10/28/15 21:32:46] Nyarlathotep [28/409] has challenged Nofew [480/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[10/28/15 21:54:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:30:28 from level 68.
[10/29/15 02:15:43] Nofew [888/905] has come upon alexj [165/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:42:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/29/15 07:09:36] joek, astropoint, and Nofew [1026/1925] have team battled SchrodingersScat, freeboson, and Bokkie [1249/1721] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/15 06:56:41] Charris [356/402] has come upon Nofew [870/905] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:28:14 is added to Charris's clock.
[11/01/15 10:27:09] Nofew [123/905] has come upon Unikitty [163/473] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:55:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/01/15 23:34:22] Nofew [473/905] has challenged Jguy [136/327] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:39:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/02/15 00:38:42] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:21:54 from level 68.
[11/02/15 09:58:04] MrGlass [243/285] has challenged Nofew [721/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/03/15 03:44:14] Evrial [167/415] has challenged Nofew [89/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:10 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[11/04/15 14:41:20] D-NICE [17/239] has come upon Nofew [165/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:14 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[11/05/15 04:59:47] Nofew [481/905] has come upon Frogging101 [233/470] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:23:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/05/15 04:59:47] Nofew has dealt Frogging101 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:29:59 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[11/05/15 19:05:38] BURUT [114/401] has challenged Nofew [702/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:13:22 is added to BURUT's clock.
[11/06/15 09:37:15] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:48 towards level 68.
[11/06/15 21:02:00] discopig [521/778] has come upon Nofew [360/905] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:47:51 is removed from discopig's clock.
[11/07/15 14:20:04] Nofew [594/905] has challenged dxrt [886/979] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:06:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/08/15 17:23:44] iynque and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 08:08:41] Nofew [786/905] has come upon rharwood [500/674] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:56:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/10/15 01:17:26] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:35 from level 68.
[11/16/15 23:31:39] Nofew [590/905] has come upon r00f [564/689] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:34:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/18/15 01:59:37] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/15 06:06:25] MetaNova, drazisil, and Ironhoof [30/1287] have team battled @bc123, Nofew, and joek [1015/1559] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/15 08:22:29] Asara, PinkiePie, and Nofew [1040/2152] have team battled fattrat, Unikitty, and m0shbear [1452/2071] and lost! 0 days, 09:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/15 08:42:24] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:53 towards level 68.
[11/19/15 15:53:10] Nofew [403/905] has come upon davidfg4 [591/1084] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:00:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/19/15 17:52:54] Nofew [630/905] has challenged drazisil [333/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:25:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/19/15 22:25:14] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:55:03 from level 68.
[11/20/15 00:19:18] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:21 towards level 68.
[11/21/15 05:27:11] Nofew [464/905] has come upon Andries [176/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:33:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/21/15 05:50:52] thindil [11/17] has challenged Nofew [511/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to thindil's clock.
[11/24/15 16:54:07] Asara, splinny, and alexj [674/1856] have team battled Nofew, SlowRiot, and Danthemandoo [1770/2195] and lost! 0 days, 05:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/15 13:40:23] Nofew [441/905] has challenged honkybonky [393/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:28:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/25/15 16:46:52] Nofew [143/905] has come upon davidfg4 [132/1084] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:31:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/25/15 18:08:52] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:54 towards level 68.
[11/25/15 20:42:45] a1291762 [30/954] has challenged Nofew [181/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:39:33 is added to a1291762's clock.
[11/26/15 02:50:34] Nofew [536/955] has come upon lux [279/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/26/15 11:21:11] MetaNova, r00f, and Asara [670/2013] have team battled Flynn, Globalirc, and Nofew [2081/2246] and lost! 1 day, 21:47:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 17:07:17] Crazycatlady and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 21:58:17] Nofew [585/955] has challenged dodobrain [59/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:45:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/15 09:10:27] Nofew [509/955] has challenged tmberg [292/844] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:27:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/30/15 00:11:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 08:25:07 toward level 68.
[11/30/15 09:18:37] zankore, Meta, and Furry [175/1763] have team battled FakeWizard, Nofew, and Totengeist [1280/2254] and lost! 1 day, 09:09:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/15 12:58:04] abra0 [272/617] has challenged Nofew [150/955] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from abra0's clock.
[12/02/15 13:50:41] Fluttershy [82/851] has challenged Nofew [526/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:12 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[12/02/15 18:38:01] d34th, Nofew, and elf [500/2218] have team battled Furry, Simie, and shah [323/1542] and won! 0 days, 06:22:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 08:57:58] Nofew [217/951] has challenged Birdbones [17/981] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/03/15 10:58:45] honkybonky [587/699] has challenged Nofew [516/951] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:39 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[12/03/15 15:00:20] Nofew [233/951] has challenged MadMan [321/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/03/15 20:58:41] Nofew [934/951] has come upon Tenorman [695/885] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:19:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/03/15 22:08:36] theemstra, Agent86, and bendem [1223/1637] have team battled kork, yano, and Nofew [1335/2096] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 00:00:34] SchrodingersScat, darkmage, and kork [14/1636] have team battled VoidFox, Nofew, and honkybonky [1116/2361] and lost! 1 day, 16:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 17:09:58] BURUT [250/547] has challenged Nofew [1071/1085] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to BURUT's clock.
[12/05/15 05:23:22] scootabelle [48/167] has challenged Nofew [131/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to scootabelle's clock.
[12/05/15 05:36:35] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:47 towards level 68.
[12/05/15 06:34:02] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:45 from level 68.
[12/20/15 20:22:19] Meanz0r [9/349] has challenged Nofew [118/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Meanz0r's clock.
[12/21/15 04:46:38] Nofew [361/1085] has challenged Darky [768/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/21/15 09:22:18] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:40 towards level 68.
[12/21/15 14:40:16] reveal, Boohbah, and Satoshi [886/1815] have team battled Nofew, tiwake, and zid [2615/2902] and lost! 2 days, 12:09:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/15 18:37:55] Nofew [237/1085] has come upon Ladon [780/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/22/15 00:47:20] tiwake, Nofew, and aarontc [1737/2662] have team battled Cypher, master_j, and pfoley [1669/2224] and won! 0 days, 04:52:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 07:31:21] Timson, Nofew, and sjums_the_great [723/1832] have team battled Firien, Andries, and Ironhoof [545/1451] and won! 0 days, 01:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 08:29:59] Sir_Lemming, Nofew, and holloway [1422/2014] have team battled Plasmastar, MadHatter, and yano [1175/1524] and won! 0 days, 10:38:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 20:03:11] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:06 from level 68.
[12/22/15 20:31:46] Nofew [824/1085] has come upon rharwood [168/674] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:38:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/22/15 23:31:18] Nofew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:32 from level 68.
[12/23/15 05:00:40] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:11:04 from level 68.
[12/23/15 09:54:46] Kitlith and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/15 16:54:53] kier [47/476] has challenged Nofew [36/1085] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from kier's clock.
[12/24/15 02:49:27] Gizmokid2005 [34/968] has challenged Nofew [158/1085] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[12/25/15 01:41:23] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:56 from level 68.
[12/27/15 21:00:11] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:01 from level 68.
[12/28/15 19:03:45] Crazycatlady and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 03:07:33] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:09 towards level 68.
[12/29/15 14:36:46] elf, mwhahaha, and Darky [16/2171] have team battled sbp, KeboDK, and Nofew [1587/1962] and lost! 1 day, 08:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/15 04:02:06] ville [0/261] has challenged Nofew [217/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to ville's clock.
[12/31/15 07:26:12] Nofew [609/1085] has come upon soltys [57/612] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/31/15 08:17:54] Nofew [818/1085] has come upon Lenny [541/1060] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/31/15 21:49:35] Nofew and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 04:29:14] argus and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 05:13:08] Nofew [835/1085] has come upon joek [287/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/01/16 13:35:58] joek [287/464] has challenged Nofew [845/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:00 is added to joek's clock.
[01/02/16 20:11:04] bigjay [578/782] has challenged Nofew [442/1085] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[01/03/16 08:45:36] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:27 from level 68.
[01/03/16 10:45:16] elf, Nofew, and bendem [794/2440] have team battled roy, Killerkid, and Majak [732/1622] and won! 0 days, 05:52:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 13:35:42] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:18 towards level 68.
[01/04/16 02:14:54] belugawhale, rharwood, and identd [1115/1741] have team battled Nofew, Kered, and Glorfindel [1585/2189] and lost! 0 days, 11:15:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/16 02:43:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 0 days, 02:50:09 toward level 68.
[01/04/16 05:08:20] Nofew [667/1081] has challenged Mateusz [713/755] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/04/16 11:35:51] cirdan, Samus, Nofew, and D-NICE have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/16 13:32:07] grimsdottir [51/124] has challenged Nofew [77/1081] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to grimsdottir's clock.
[01/06/16 06:15:23] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:25:48 from level 69.
[01/06/16 20:08:31] Samus, lipek, and SpaceKookie [55/2323] have team battled SchrodingersScat, joek, and Nofew [1388/1970] and lost! 0 days, 20:06:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/16 22:59:03] splinny, honkybonky, Nofew, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/16 01:08:52] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:13:07 from level 69.
[01/08/16 05:28:32] Nofew [40/1081] has come upon vegadark [213/403] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:08:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/09/16 05:46:03] Nofew [986/1081] has challenged discopig [449/810] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:11:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/09/16 19:18:45] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/16 14:20:29] Nofew [118/1081] has come upon yang [366/678] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:22:23 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/13/16 16:28:09] Nofew slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Nofew's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/16 19:59:39] ty [80/184] has challenged Nofew [45/1075] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:36 is removed from ty's clock.
[01/19/16 06:31:48] ETextra [51/53] has challenged Nofew [1000/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to ETextra's clock.
[01/20/16 15:56:16] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:30:57 towards level 69.
[01/23/16 21:54:15] DesertStorm [75/500] has challenged Nofew [556/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to DesertStorm's clock.
[01/24/16 09:39:20] aucg, drazisil, and Hundikutsikas [129/1442] have team battled Antutuuuuu, ChasedSpade, and Nofew [1513/2151] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/16 23:55:00] Nofew [410/1075] has come upon tspange [64/411] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:25:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/25/16 15:33:49] Nofew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:01:42 from level 69.
[01/25/16 22:41:04] Nofew [886/1075] has come upon Boohbah [5/670] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:58:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/26/16 10:46:19] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/16 05:27:27] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:40:57 from level 69.
[01/27/16 17:45:54] SchrodingersScat and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/16 23:07:03] Nofew [34/1075] has come upon godog [463/704] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:10:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/28/16 18:15:24] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:47:02 from level 69.
[01/28/16 20:53:39] SchrodingersScat and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 06:09:32] TauPan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 03:26:58] kensington, Brom, and droogie [977/2113] have team battled Nofew, dindinx, and Fluttershy [348/2532] and won! 7 days, 14:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 16:44:58] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:08 towards level 69.
[02/01/16 17:19:22] tiwake [948/1008] has challenged Nofew [1022/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:09:16 is added to tiwake's clock.
[02/02/16 03:01:04] Nofew [892/1078] has come upon irix [39/1032] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:48:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/04/16 12:37:43] identd and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 06:23:51] Nofew [188/1078] has come upon sjums_the_great [4/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:51:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/05/16 10:30:36] Agent86 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 11:27:32] Nofew [93/1078] has come upon D-NICE [499/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:28:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/06/16 14:17:40] Nofew [456/1078] has come upon AngryParsley [530/927] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:15:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/16 05:09:21] zid [213/799] has challenged Nofew [9/1078] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:49:56 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/07/16 11:28:42] babapest, Nofew, and identd [425/2050] have team battled argus, Misza, and GilbertErik [2056/2071] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/16 22:11:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 10:19:28 toward level 69.
[02/08/16 08:05:14] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:01 from level 69.
[02/08/16 21:16:54] Nofew [336/1078] has come upon WallIdl [80/191] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:21:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/09/16 00:07:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 05:27:42 toward level 69.
[02/09/16 19:27:27] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:25 towards level 69.
[02/10/16 14:39:56] Nofew [870/1078] has challenged Andries [439/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/11/16 08:49:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:18:08 from level 69.
[02/11/16 10:50:55] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:10 towards level 69.
[02/11/16 15:49:45] robox [199/268] has challenged Nofew [83/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from robox's clock.
[02/11/16 15:49:45] robox has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:27:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/12/16 10:12:09] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:22 towards level 69.
[02/12/16 15:54:12] Nofew [818/1078] has come upon zid [704/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:22:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/13/16 22:38:36] DrOfBaconNomics, Nofew, and CornFly [1363/2408] have team battled JensRex, lipek, and yang [1177/2350] and won! 0 days, 12:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 12:32:07] Nofew [261/1078] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [519/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/15/16 18:58:51] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:00 towards level 69.
[02/15/16 21:45:26] Nofew [968/1078] has challenged gipyelrah [415/1043] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/16/16 15:31:37] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 18:16:57] Nofew [280/1078] has come upon Sir_Lemming [151/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/16/16 22:49:41] Firien, Schrodinger, and Mateusz [828/1791] have team battled Cameron_D, KeboDK, and Nofew [915/2705] and lost! 2 days, 00:28:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/16 17:07:15] NoodleCake, Scar3cr0w, and Danthemandoo [1546/1713] have team battled Nofew, theemstra, and grooverider [1997/2418] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 10:54:05] Nofew [251/1078] has challenged ville [196/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.

[02/25/16 12:38:14] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:38 towards level 69.
[02/26/16 10:18:01] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 11:54:57] Pithlit, Agent86, Nofew, and D-NICE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/16 21:14:32] Nofew [406/1078] has challenged blizgerg [3/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/16 00:26:37] Nofew [716/1078] has challenged FakeWizard [11/522] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/16 01:15:49] Nofew [742/1078] has challenged JensRex [38/304] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:41:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/16 08:16:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 22 days, 10:03:22 toward level 70.
[02/29/16 03:24:04] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:59:43 towards level 70.
[02/29/16 10:30:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 7 days, 22:03:54 toward level 70.
[03/01/16 18:41:54] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:02:20 from level 70.
[03/02/16 12:37:51] FakeWizard [279/595] has come upon Nofew [1047/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:12:41 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/02/16 15:48:12] Nofew [829/1078] has come upon Brom [123/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:07:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/02/16 22:13:43] Globalirc, KyloRen, and damyan [1442/2046] have team battled Nofew, Frogging101, and Plasmastar [962/1802] and won! 1 day, 11:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 04:23:41] Nofew [981/1078] has challenged magnetik [316/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:26:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/03/16 17:10:28] wvlf [31/197] has challenged Nofew [286/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to wvlf's clock.
[03/05/16 00:10:03] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:14 towards level 70.
[03/05/16 00:38:30] argus [682/689] has challenged Nofew [413/1078] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:16:47 is removed from argus's clock.
[03/05/16 00:38:30] In the fierce battle, Nofew dropped his level 192 weapon! argus picks it up, tossing his old level 94 weapon to Nofew.
[03/05/16 06:03:24] SlowRiot and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/16 15:19:47] Nofew [359/970] has come upon jenksy [624/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/06/16 06:16:26] Nofew [444/970] has come upon pipework [243/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:52:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/06/16 10:39:38] Valel [66/89] has challenged Nofew [583/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Valel's clock.
[03/06/16 13:35:24] Nofew [259/970] has come upon Cameron_D [445/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/06/16 22:55:55] Brom, Jareeta, and freeboson [692/2316] have team battled Cameron_D, babapest, and Nofew [289/2409] and won! 4 days, 15:25:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 23:14:19] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:20 from level 70.
[03/07/16 23:01:34] Lenny [5/1080] has challenged Nofew [259/970] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:50:14 is added to Lenny's clock.
[03/08/16 01:52:12] Nofew and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 15:32:39] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:41 towards level 70.
[03/08/16 23:09:51] ChasedSpade [101/671] has challenged Nofew [663/970] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:18:02 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[03/09/16 00:49:13] Kable, argus, and Nofew [1956/2605] have team battled Evrial, Regnor, and Lenny [541/2573] and won! 1 day, 05:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 20:10:44] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:55 towards level 70.
[03/11/16 22:34:47] Smockage [251/373] has challenged Nofew [662/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Smockage's clock.
[03/11/16 22:39:46] pipework and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 20:52:29] Nofew [408/970] has come upon brendan [921/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/13/16 11:41:43] Milquetoast, Simie, and Nofew [486/2691] have team battled pants, tmberg, and grant050 [382/2114] and won! 0 days, 10:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/16 13:48:54] SmOkE_RU [5/534] has challenged Nofew [684/970] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:54:16 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[03/13/16 19:50:57] Nofew [256/970] has challenged Lios [3/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:24:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/14/16 08:20:52] zbart and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 17:19:04] Nofew [656/970] has come upon Cypher [824/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/15/16 00:22:14] Nofew [98/970] has come upon brendan [282/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/16/16 12:13:57] Nofew [475/970] has challenged DesertStorm [61/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:24 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/18/16 06:45:40] FrodoTheHobbit stole Nofew's level 73 tunic while they were sleeping! FrodoTheHobbit leaves his old level 23 tunic behind, which Nofew then takes.
[03/18/16 22:34:54] MontyZuma [9/953] has challenged Nofew [652/915] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:09:14 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[03/19/16 09:46:42] Nofew reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Nofew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/16 14:09:15] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:20 from level 70.
[03/20/16 23:52:02] Pithlit [257/444] has challenged Nofew [524/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:56 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[03/21/16 00:52:24] simple [424/667] has challenged Nofew [124/917] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:27:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/21/16 04:07:57] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:33 towards level 70.
[03/21/16 07:57:50] uhmmm, Nofew, and suterismus [1774/2436] have team battled m0shbear, zid, and Evrial [1768/2050] and won! 0 days, 02:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 01:57:44] Nofew and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 07:02:57] Meta [302/688] has challenged Nofew [809/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:07:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/23/16 05:56:46] nitzer, cirdan, Nofew, and kier have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/16 15:17:34] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:45 towards level 70.
[03/24/16 16:22:51] Lios and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/16 02:13:10] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:30 towards level 70.
[03/27/16 14:40:15] Firien, arlen, and thesleepingrozek [544/1687] have team battled zbart, Nofew, and gipyelrah [245/2368] and won! 0 days, 12:31:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/16 17:49:26] Nofew [35/917] has challenged allo [245/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/16 02:14:11] Lios and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 05:42:55] Furry and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 15:57:48] Pascal [338/385] has challenged Nofew [722/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Pascal's clock.
[03/29/16 14:20:19] Nofew [28/917] has come upon vrillusions [248/966] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:54:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/29/16 21:24:25] Nofew fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Nofew's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/16 19:28:46] Nofew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Nofew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/16 14:36:10] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:41 towards level 70.
[04/04/16 01:12:06] Nofew [672/894] has come upon Killerkid [727/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/04/16 03:50:22] Nofew [560/894] has come upon IdleMaster [376/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:55:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/04/16 03:55:54] Chuck [311/437] has come upon Nofew [638/894] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:42:13 is added to Chuck's clock.
[04/05/16 20:59:04] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 19:03:05] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:02 towards level 70.
[04/08/16 02:55:55] allo, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1925/1926] have team battled fraq, SchrodingersScat, and Nofew [132/2317] and won! 1 day, 13:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 11:33:39] eva42, fraq, Nofew, and thesleepingrozek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/16 11:42:33] RBecker and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 21:59:43] Plasmastar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/16 17:33:26] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:45 towards level 70.
[04/10/16 18:46:13] Nofew [459/894] has come upon Jagon [222/347] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/11/16 06:02:00] Nofew [669/969] has challenged Beavis [956/1030] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/11/16 08:34:27] ville, Birdbones, Zaratustra, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/16 17:46:32] Nofew [859/969] has come upon yur [289/467] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:47:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/16/16 08:10:11] Imhalek [148/502] has challenged Nofew [409/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Imhalek's clock.
[04/16/16 11:19:31] Asara [575/807] has challenged Nofew [343/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:37 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/16/16 22:12:12] Friedolin [61/68] has challenged Nofew [84/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Friedolin's clock.
[04/16/16 23:45:35] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:09:04 towards level 71.
[04/20/16 05:23:35] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:39:00 towards level 71.
[04/20/16 19:49:52] Nofew [102/969] has come upon Crazycatlady [368/416] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:21:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/21/16 03:30:15] Nofew [658/969] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [483/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:56:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/23/16 04:26:08] Nofew [821/969] has come upon Lemelisk [994/1135] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:43:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/23/16 08:10:34] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:48:46 towards level 71.
[04/24/16 14:16:12] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:39 towards level 71.
[04/25/16 23:47:53] daemoneye and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/16 07:55:08] Nofew [206/969] has come upon SchrodingersScat [137/466] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:25:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/16 10:23:35] Nofew [651/969] has challenged MJ94 [644/667] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:48:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/16 14:25:10] Danthemandoo [349/619] has challenged Nofew [440/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:46 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[05/01/16 15:39:44] Zoddo, Nofew, and PiotrekD [374/1868] have team battled jdb, IdleMaster, and everbrew [1004/1399] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/16 20:47:49] Setsu [340/419] has challenged Nofew [51/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Setsu's clock.
[05/02/16 00:08:59] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:24:21 towards level 71.
[05/04/16 07:36:46] tspange and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/16 10:32:18] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:20 towards level 71.
[05/05/16 06:35:39] Nofew [688/969] has come upon desspugne [933/1001] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:02:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/05/16 10:09:46] Nofew [31/969] has challenged elf [330/925] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:15:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/06/16 00:11:27] Oooooog, nitzer, and pixelate [1259/1781] have team battled godog, gipyelrah, and Nofew [1899/2658] and lost! 3 days, 18:26:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 06:12:34] Nofew [817/969] has come upon TheVoid [128/414] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:50:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/06/16 14:54:55] Nofew [864/969] has come upon yasdorian [75/602] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:28:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/06/16 15:48:44] Nofew [661/969] has come upon pants [462/706] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:50:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/06/16 22:42:47] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:33 towards level 71.
[05/07/16 04:31:32] arlen and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 09:08:31] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:36 towards level 71.
[05/08/16 14:17:40] Nofew [824/969] has come upon Virtual [171/503] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:54:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/09/16 01:13:30] simple, Nofew, and wvlf [1467/2189] have team battled argus, hannesenator, and zigzag [426/1689] and won! 0 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 17:52:30] Nofew [891/969] has challenged darkmage [587/942] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:42:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/09/16 17:58:41] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:11:34 from level 71.
[05/10/16 01:06:41] Darky [516/802] has come upon Nofew [516/969] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:11:37 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/10/16 03:00:01] PinkiePie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/16 16:01:19] Lios [576/750] has challenged Nofew [550/969] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:29:10 is removed from Lios's clock.
[05/11/16 15:55:47] Nofew [595/969] has come upon Hemera [299/352] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:39:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/12/16 00:55:10] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:53 towards level 71.
[05/14/16 00:33:04] Tenorman [187/803] has challenged Nofew [254/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:52 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/14/16 08:36:14] ruan [121/333] has challenged Nofew [346/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:05:23 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/14/16 16:12:24] Kalinakov [277/293] has challenged Nofew [45/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from Kalinakov's clock.
[05/15/16 07:12:05] Nofew, a1291762, and Kiesteel [266/2553] have team battled Oooooog, PXELord, and SarahD [136/1048] and won! 1 day, 04:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 09:46:12] DoomedExistence [425/557] has challenged Nofew [677/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:29 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[05/15/16 21:06:29] dalisra, PiMp0r, and Nofew [364/1829] have team battled zankore, basepi, and Jagon [469/1530] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 01:43:29] lipek, TheVoid, and godog [253/2304] have team battled dindinx, Asara, and Nofew [2290/2391] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 18:13:22] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:22 towards level 71.
[05/18/16 17:51:04] Nofew [209/969] has challenged LordH [477/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/19/16 02:32:04] Nofew [412/969] has come upon eva42 [820/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/19/16 13:17:19] freeboson and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/16 21:48:06] Nofew left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/16 01:16:10] Nofew [190/958] has come upon identd [454/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/20/16 03:04:37] Nofew [234/958] has challenged MetaNova [257/482] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/20/16 22:13:09] nhandler, Simie, grant050, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/16 18:17:49] Fluttershy [917/1062] has challenged Nofew [706/958] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:53:32 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/21/16 22:15:13] Nofew [295/958] has come upon grant050 [526/633] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:21:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/22/16 06:44:28] bigjay and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 11:18:22] Bkid, Intee, and gabriel [175/2297] have team battled Nofew, allo, and MadMan [1263/1993] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 01:42:39] Nofew [596/958] has come upon Xenthys [588/650] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:11:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/24/16 07:30:59] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:22:41 from level 72.
[05/24/16 14:15:30] Nofew [522/958] has come upon PiotrekD [524/588] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:09:28 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/25/16 15:56:41] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:48:14 from level 72.
[05/26/16 21:36:23] tmberg, kier, and sloth [812/2084] have team battled Oooooog, Meta, and Nofew [1515/2126] and lost! 1 day, 01:23:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 02:44:19] Fluttershy, theZoMBiE, and Nofew [1095/2514] have team battled astropoint, Zaratustra, and zokko [1499/2051] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 11:00:33] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:22:51 towards level 72.
[05/30/16 10:41:32] Furry, Gmane, and woonack [199/1493] have team battled Cysioland, rharwood, and Nofew [1986/2118] and lost! 1 day, 10:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 13:02:43] Nofew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:03:52 from level 72.
[05/30/16 22:17:00] Nofew [218/960] has come upon strugart [761/864] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:50:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/01/16 11:08:20] Bvarne [651/689] has challenged Nofew [564/960] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[06/01/16 11:08:20] Bvarne has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 9 days, 06:58:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/02/16 09:25:15] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:05:59 from level 72.
[06/02/16 13:41:26] Nofew [112/960] has come upon soltys [431/607] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:05:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/03/16 13:30:56] Nofew and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/16 15:04:45] Nofew [599/960] has come upon mwhahaha [242/544] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:16:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/03/16 15:16:07] Nofew [394/960] has challenged agrajag [391/705] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:25:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/06/16 04:25:30] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:04:48 from level 72.
[06/06/16 14:14:55] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:34 towards level 72.
[06/09/16 09:35:36] PiotrekD and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 07:19:21] Nofew, Boohbah, and colints [1161/2015] have team battled tspange, Frogging101, and unicron [821/2107] and won! 0 days, 00:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 10:22:56] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:18:09 towards level 72.
[06/15/16 18:31:25] Nofew [698/960] has come upon a1291762 [545/1020] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:57:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/15/16 21:55:12] Nofew [957/960] has come upon simple [684/711] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:21:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/22/16 00:13:03] everbrew [253/522] has challenged Nofew [141/960] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:05:48 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[06/22/16 05:37:01] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:16:09 from level 72.
[06/22/16 11:54:30] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:18:37 from level 72.
[06/23/16 15:41:30] Nofew [825/960] has come upon zokko [413/515] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:31:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/23/16 19:59:01] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:26:15 from level 72.
[06/23/16 20:19:08] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:48:22 towards level 72.
[06/23/16 21:17:56] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:47:34 towards level 72.
[06/24/16 22:40:17] Nofew [437/960] has come upon Angaelf [166/178] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:04:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/25/16 01:14:36] Kussie [19/506] has challenged Nofew [381/960] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Kussie's clock.
[06/25/16 14:27:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:11:40 from level 72.
[06/26/16 13:58:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 16:53:48 from level 72.
[06/26/16 15:31:43] nfsnobody [574/704] has come upon Nofew [867/960] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:59:09 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[06/26/16 16:23:16] Nofew, unicron, and Zye [71/2098] have team battled daemoneye, vox, and honkybonky [1117/2296] and lost! 0 days, 20:56:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/16 05:10:35] dindinx, yur, and KeboDK [1641/1735] have team battled shandor, Nofew, and vBm [1492/2063] and won! 2 days, 05:13:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 10:34:33] Nofew [723/960] has come upon yang [153/820] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:21:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/29/16 08:13:58] Sailor_Venus [284/306] has challenged Nofew [730/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[06/29/16 08:40:59] MJ94 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 11:49:02] Nofew [336/960] has come upon Heisenberg [285/624] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:39:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/12/16 13:05:33] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:58:19 towards level 72.
[07/15/16 20:27:17] robflop [164/358] has challenged Nofew [585/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to robflop's clock.
[07/17/16 05:00:31] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:35:09 towards level 72.
[07/17/16 18:54:43] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:37:42 towards level 72.
[07/18/16 15:19:25] Nofew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:05:29 from level 72.
[07/20/16 15:35:53] dclaw123 [90/344] has challenged Nofew [436/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[07/21/16 00:19:59] Plasmastar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[07/23/16 06:14:01] magnetik [99/546] has challenged Nofew [488/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:02:15 is added to magnetik's clock.
[07/23/16 16:17:54] Nofew [469/960] has challenged simple [657/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:52:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/25/16 03:11:47] Bvarne, MadMan, and sasaniak [1720/1806] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Nofew, and shandor [42/2168] and won! 3 days, 04:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 18:55:10] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:11:10 towards level 72.
[07/27/16 21:56:37] Hydrogenum [452/522] has challenged Nofew [349/960] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:50:35 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/27/16 21:56:37] Hydrogenum has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:18:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/28/16 01:58:03] Nofew [629/960] has challenged robox [210/606] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:18:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/28/16 22:05:42] Nofew [114/960] has challenged GilbertErik [349/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:37:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/29/16 00:52:09] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:48:29 from level 72.
[08/04/16 10:48:03] dwfreed and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/16 07:30:28] Frogging101, bl4ckscor3, and suterismus [241/2295] have team battled robox, Nofew, and SirNeo [1128/2032] and lost! 3 days, 16:47:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/16 13:26:03] Nofew [886/960] has challenged Satoshi [449/761] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:31:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/07/16 02:31:13] double [388/628] has challenged Nofew [110/960] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:21:18 is removed from double's clock.
[08/07/16 04:32:00] Nofew [397/960] has challenged Brainiac [320/699] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:37:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/08/16 17:26:55] Nofew and Anaxyn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/16 07:50:36] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:50 towards level 72.
[08/09/16 11:12:59] blizgerg, Diitto, and zid [1397/2902] have team battled WallIdl, Nofew, and Andries [978/2238] and won! 0 days, 10:10:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 04:00:24] brendan [280/969] has challenged Nofew [761/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/10/16 14:24:20] Nofew [78/960] has come upon shrivel [88/403] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:14:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/11/16 13:00:29] Nofew [760/960] has come upon brendan [473/969] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:57:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/12/16 02:54:15] Bradicus, ryushe, and argus [780/1845] have team battled vegadark, Nofew, and Ironhoof [1004/2196] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/16 05:27:19] Regnor [470/936] has come upon Nofew [568/960] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:52:15 is added to Regnor's clock.
[08/12/16 09:25:53] Ravenloft, Oooooog, and ElectRo [686/1567] have team battled Nofew, HeavyPodda, and KyloRen [939/2602] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/16 02:36:22] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:24:48 from level 72.
[08/13/16 20:01:34] gabriel and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 23:30:37] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:39 towards level 72.
[08/15/16 07:36:47] WallIdl and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 08:59:11] CrowZero [6/122] has challenged Nofew [597/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to CrowZero's clock.
[08/15/16 14:27:30] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:55 towards level 72.
[08/27/16 22:05:30] Heisenberg and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 03:19:06] Xenthys and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 14:27:37] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:34 towards level 72.
[08/28/16 16:58:00] Onceuponaban, vrillusions, and Agent86 [1190/2139] have team battled pijiu, Nofew, and pants [322/1832] and won! 0 days, 22:46:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 04:23:51] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:35 towards level 72.
[08/29/16 08:08:23] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:10 towards level 72.
[09/06/16 06:50:27] Lios [794/855] has challenged Nofew [454/960] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:11:10 is removed from Lios's clock.
[09/07/16 01:53:43] Nofew sharpened the edge of his weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/16 07:12:03] PinkiePie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 14:37:43] Nofew [395/969] has come upon MetaNova [133/440] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:02:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/08/16 23:44:14] Doctor, gipyelrah, and Nofew [2027/3032] have team battled grooverider, Mjolnir, and PinkiePie [640/1894] and won! 1 day, 02:26:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/16 22:52:55] gollum [239/333] has challenged Nofew [415/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to gollum's clock.
[09/10/16 00:01:09] Nofew [61/969] has come upon BronyDee [322/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/15/16 15:57:04] Nofew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:31 from level 72.
[09/16/16 00:18:23] Oooooog [23/516] has challenged Nofew [624/969] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:42:05 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[09/18/16 05:37:27] Nofew [537/969] has challenged Mithkabob [184/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:13:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/18/16 05:37:27] In the fierce battle, Mithkabob dropped his level 38 pair of gloves! Nofew picks it up, tossing his old level 29 pair of gloves to Mithkabob.
[09/18/16 14:15:13] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:12 towards level 72.
[09/18/16 16:41:36] Andries [210/683] has challenged Nofew [117/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:26:37 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/19/16 00:27:52] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:31 towards level 72.
[09/20/16 09:59:39] Merkel [40/397] has come upon Nofew [881/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:58 is added to Merkel's clock.
[09/21/16 03:30:43] yasdorian and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/16 07:30:15] pants, Nofew, and IdleMaster [1514/2192] have team battled Birdbones, daemoneye, and yano [156/2269] and won! 0 days, 20:12:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/16 08:11:40] gipyelrah, fangfufu, and ChasedSpade [943/2362] have team battled Nofew, Babar, and vox [1771/3024] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/16 13:35:00] Str1ngS and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/16 20:58:24] Nofew reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Nofew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/16 21:42:12] Pici [306/841] has challenged Nofew [977/982] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:12:45 is added to Pici's clock.
[09/29/16 22:42:36] Nofew [817/982] has challenged yur [270/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/29/16 22:42:36] In the fierce battle, yur dropped his level 52 charm! Nofew picks it up, tossing his old level 42 charm to yur.
[09/30/16 06:02:30] lipek, Milquetoast, and idisjunction [121/3122] have team battled Sixbierehomme, yond, and Nofew [1846/2862] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 13:48:36] Nofew [611/993] has challenged Heisenberg [146/735] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/30/16 13:48:36] In the fierce battle, Heisenberg dropped his level 55 charm! Nofew picks it up, tossing his old level 52 charm to Heisenberg.
[09/30/16 17:07:11] Nofew, SchrodingersScat, and keepermurf [2381/2589] have team battled PocketKiller, unicron, and Ttech [2347/2566] and won! 0 days, 05:14:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/16 18:20:15] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:58 from level 72.
[09/30/16 19:09:20] stonehammer and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/16 13:26:41] Nofew [839/998] has challenged JensRex [141/411] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/12/16 04:26:48] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:48:16 towards level 73.
[10/16/16 02:55:24] Nofew [487/998] has come upon Babar [22/965] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:26:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/16/16 13:27:41] Nofew [605/998] has challenged a1291762 [808/1029] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:00:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/19/16 13:52:23] yond [726/1158] has challenged Nofew [676/998] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:04:09 is removed from yond's clock.
[10/19/16 17:01:36] yano and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 01:13:09] dindinx [83/419] has challenged Nofew [493/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:26:00 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/22/16 04:14:08] Nofew [857/998] has come upon IndigoTiger [520/1024] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:48:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/22/16 10:51:53] Nofew [743/998] has come upon Cenhinen [116/615] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:52:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/24/16 20:39:34] kensington [167/605] has challenged Nofew [642/998] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:59:36 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/25/16 04:01:50] Xenthys and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/16 03:02:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 22:16:48 from level 73.
[10/26/16 03:17:15] shymega [142/338] has challenged Nofew [53/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from shymega's clock.
[10/27/16 10:36:01] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:51:33 towards level 73.
[10/28/16 00:40:30] canton7 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/16 18:51:50] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:07:59 from level 73.
[10/29/16 01:47:51] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:19:24 towards level 73.
[10/29/16 05:00:36] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:36:25 towards level 73.
[10/29/16 14:55:14] Nofew [244/998] has challenged SynDroid [225/268] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:20:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/29/16 21:08:40] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:39:44 from level 73.
[10/30/16 00:31:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 20:02:21 from level 73.
[10/30/16 04:40:58] Plasmastar and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/16 07:14:57] Nofew, Hydrogenum, and mordac [247/2106] have team battled CornFly, kenyon, and roy [1760/2548] and lost! 4 days, 05:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 03:20:21] pixelate, Str1ngS, canton7, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/16 08:01:27] Nofew [257/998] has come upon Cameron_D [199/1112] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:00:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/31/16 12:07:48] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:11:15 towards level 73.
[11/02/16 13:39:30] JensRex, yano, and Birdbones [274/2231] have team battled woonack, Nofew, and Mylon [412/1721] and lost! 1 day, 22:51:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/16 00:31:48] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:22:40 from level 73.
[11/03/16 15:39:28] BURUT [237/919] has challenged Nofew [887/998] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:15:04 is added to BURUT's clock.
[11/03/16 18:01:32] ruan stole Nofew's level 88 tunic while they were sleeping! ruan leaves his old level 74 tunic behind, which Nofew then takes.
[11/04/16 06:58:57] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:31:24 towards level 73.
[11/04/16 12:57:37] rt [27/209] has challenged Nofew [96/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to rt's clock.
[11/04/16 20:01:15] Nofew [276/983] has come upon Cypher [788/1006] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:40:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/05/16 01:02:41] Nofew [597/983] has come upon Birdbones [97/963] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:22:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/05/16 08:43:28] Nofew, everbrew, and PiotrekD [1229/2345] have team battled mordac, Majak, and Fluttershy [802/2296] and won! 3 days, 13:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/16 14:20:22] robox, Nofew, and Sir_Lemming [239/2180] have team battled Zaratustra, Enthiendor, and strugart [1004/2523] and lost! 0 days, 09:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/16 17:44:53] Nofew [705/983] has come upon TauPan [90/301] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:15:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/06/16 11:06:06] elf, Nofew, and shymega [371/2245] have team battled woonack, idisjunction, and Killerkid [1740/2430] and lost! 1 day, 03:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 04:11:27] kenyon [133/1093] has challenged Nofew [6/983] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:52:38 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/07/16 13:14:53] Nofew [112/983] has challenged Tratos [52/985] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:57:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/07/16 14:15:16] Nofew [591/983] has challenged zid [760/841] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:19:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/07/16 14:59:11] Nofew [474/983] has come upon Virtual [397/569] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:37:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/08/16 09:03:23] Nofew, Cenhinen, and Cameron_D [1025/2710] have team battled Bloonface, Str1ngS, and Mateusz [316/1721] and won! 3 days, 16:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 21:43:10] Nofew [119/983] has come upon VoidFox [66/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:03:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/09/16 03:34:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 13:20:20 toward level 73.
[11/09/16 05:38:32] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:03 towards level 73.
[11/09/16 17:27:09] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:01 towards level 73.
[11/09/16 19:40:02] Sixbierehomme and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/16 00:49:38] arlen and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/16 16:28:57] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:09 towards level 73.
[11/11/16 21:38:50] max [57/64] has challenged Nofew [956/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to max's clock.
[11/12/16 16:41:01] NoodleCake, Nofew, and Budzogan [588/2345] have team battled max, MadMan, and pfoley [1228/1432] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/16 18:06:22] daemoneye and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 20:46:15] Nofew [107/983] has come upon Crazycatlady [293/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/14/16 00:11:07] Nofew [934/983] has come upon max [75/172] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/14/16 20:22:08] shandor and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 05:36:13] MJ94, Asara, and Heisenberg [744/2829] have team battled Nofew, DrOfBaconNomics, and Pithlit [7/2465] and won! 1 day, 07:12:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 07:02:29] Meta, idisjunction, and Merkel [1584/2627] have team battled Nofew, aucg, and Zaratustra [1609/2845] and lost! 1 day, 20:04:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/16 23:26:54] Nofew [728/983] has challenged PocketKiller [205/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:50:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/16/16 08:19:48] Nofew [477/983] has come upon sjefen6 [21/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:44:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/17/16 01:38:55] V`ger [57/133] has challenged Nofew [699/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to V`ger's clock.
[11/17/16 08:49:43] Nofew [967/983] has challenged Xenthys [619/704] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:03:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/17/16 13:01:48] Nofew [311/983] has come upon Zye [125/716] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:42:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/17/16 22:47:17] Fluttershy [949/1089] has challenged Nofew [228/983] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:21:40 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[11/18/16 12:11:25] brycec, Ladon, and hannesenator [768/2338] have team battled Merkel, Nofew, and JensRex [1641/2552] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 11:08:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 21 days, 07:23:51 toward level 74.
[11/21/16 18:05:23] Nofew [651/983] has come upon Cameron_D [1184/1244] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:44:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/21/16 23:25:49] sjums_the_great and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 10:42:21] Nofew [520/983] has come upon Lios [267/889] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:51:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/25/16 16:00:05] Babar [461/971] has challenged Nofew [215/983] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:54:02 is removed from Babar's clock.
[11/26/16 03:50:28] Nofew [488/983] has come upon XJR-9 [566/732] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:04:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/27/16 05:18:28] dragonreborn [227/322] has challenged Nofew [741/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to dragonreborn's clock.
[11/27/16 05:19:34] allo [379/467] has come upon Nofew [265/983] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:00:56 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/27/16 07:19:19] Nofew [724/983] has come upon RBecker [347/748] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:54:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/27/16 08:26:24] Nofew [23/983] has come upon robochot [229/447] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:44:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/28/16 02:08:18] Nofew burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Nofew's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/16 16:47:10] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:22 towards level 74.
[12/01/16 00:34:09] Nofew [919/979] has come upon Meta [754/905] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:46:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/01/16 13:01:42] robochot, kenyon, and Pithlit [329/2053] have team battled daemoneye, Nofew, and dzen [572/2115] and lost! 2 days, 10:34:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/16 17:18:55] bete_noire [77/529] has challenged Nofew [874/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[12/03/16 03:58:09] Nofew [974/979] has come upon Reilly [339/418] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:47:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/03/16 04:08:07] pixelate, Furry, holloway, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/16 20:41:35] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:04 towards level 74.
[12/05/16 21:58:42] Nofew [476/979] has come upon jstg [471/620] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:42:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/08/16 19:37:50] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:37 towards level 74.
[12/09/16 09:28:10] PriceChild and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 08:31:20] zokko, MrGlass, and woonack [1139/1901] have team battled Nofew, Sundance, and aucg [563/2385] and won! 1 day, 08:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 03:43:59] zokko, Mateusz, and Nofew [1226/2543] have team battled grooverider, Babar, and DrOfBaconNomics [1536/2901] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 11:14:05] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:28 towards level 74.
[12/13/16 23:37:08] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:12:22 towards level 74.
[12/14/16 02:33:15] Zaratustra and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/16 22:17:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 08:50:33 toward level 74.
[12/15/16 10:56:30] Furry and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 03:31:53] unicron, Killerkid, and dwfreed [1107/2200] have team battled Nofew, NeuralMiner, and PocketKiller [1514/1831] and lost! 2 days, 13:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/16 08:44:59] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:08 towards level 74.
[12/19/16 12:04:05] Andries and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 14:17:42] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:42 towards level 74.
[12/20/16 10:49:40] JensRex, Virtual, and Globalirc [87/2010] have team battled Darky, Bradicus, and Nofew [768/2432] and lost! 2 days, 02:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/16 00:58:08] Nofew [97/979] has come upon allo [165/470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/21/16 02:07:45] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:48 towards level 74.
[12/21/16 04:42:50] Nofew [537/979] has come upon Sir_Lemming [479/820] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:21:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/22/16 22:50:09] Nofew [177/979] has come upon holloway [12/625] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/23/16 11:31:20] Nofew [690/979] has come upon ville [357/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/23/16 18:32:11] Nofew [472/979] has challenged XJR-9 [517/703] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/26/16 06:21:48] Nofew sharpened the edge of his weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/16 20:19:06] Nofew [688/988] has come upon damyan [499/981] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 05:48:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/28/16 07:25:02] lysobit_ [107/245] has challenged Nofew [351/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to lysobit_'s clock.
[12/28/16 15:08:47] Nofew [472/988] has challenged canton7 [509/667] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:21:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/28/16 22:10:57] xxyoloswaggerxx [170/313] has challenged Nofew [454/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to xxyoloswaggerxx's clock.
[12/29/16 04:30:22] Nofew [876/988] has come upon Birdbones [945/961] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:05:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/29/16 09:49:53] Agent86 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 04:05:58] Nofew [249/988] has come upon Cypher [983/1056] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:50:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/04/17 04:36:28] Nofew [777/988] has come upon dindinx [26/424] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 21:47:24 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/04/17 23:47:41] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:51:44 towards level 75.
[01/05/17 08:04:02] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:54:16 from level 75.
[01/05/17 14:16:47] Nofew [142/988] has come upon shandor [6/795] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:59:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/06/17 01:32:05] Nofew [557/1161] has come upon MJ94 [472/915] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:55:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/06/17 19:09:26] Majak, Nofew, and Mordraan [1297/2076] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Beavis, and Globalirc [548/2218] and won! 0 days, 07:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/17 20:36:26] Nofew [99/1161] has come upon vox [915/1090] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:24:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/07/17 06:05:08] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:37:36 from level 75.
[01/07/17 12:29:26] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:30:20 towards level 75.
[01/08/17 04:52:20] Ttech [583/1478] has come upon Nofew [108/1161] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 12:18:19 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/09/17 04:36:45] Nofew [407/1161] has come upon PiotrekD [493/706] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:41:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/10/17 09:00:09] Mordraan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/17 18:42:50] borsin and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/17 01:45:09] gabriel, AbacusAvenger, and Commie [1408/1889] have team battled brendan, Nofew, and glook [2046/2609] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 20:15:52] dtype [291/396] has challenged Nofew [857/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:12 is added to dtype's clock.
[01/12/17 04:26:41] Nofew [453/1161] has come upon Lemelisk [1090/1139] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:43:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/12/17 04:46:07] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:10:11 from level 75.
[01/12/17 23:57:12] PiotrekD, Nofew, and Oooooog [1391/2391] have team battled dindinx, Cenhinen, and Pithlit [1470/1554] and lost! 3 days, 07:08:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 22:34:30] kensington [469/601] has challenged Nofew [474/1161] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:13:35 is added to kensington's clock.
[01/14/17 00:35:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 38 days, 17:35:04 from level 75.
[01/14/17 23:11:04] Jibblits [19/25] has challenged Nofew [1149/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Jibblits's clock.
[01/15/17 05:05:23] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:36:57 towards level 75.
[01/16/17 12:45:23] Nofew [738/1161] has come upon brendan [556/1062] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 12:34:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/16/17 13:57:36] Nofew [148/1161] has challenged Jibblits [54/193] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:15:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/16/17 16:50:51] Nofew [874/1161] has come upon RBecker [644/798] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:17:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/16/17 19:53:57] Bokkie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 19:32:47] Xenthys, hannesenator, and Mordraan [1763/2007] have team battled Nofew, qbit, and Babar [13/2513] and won! 0 days, 02:01:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 16:16:03] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:49:29 towards level 75.
[01/20/17 04:34:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 5 days, 19:39:37 toward level 75.
[01/20/17 20:30:38] vox [27/1090] has come upon Nofew [1042/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:41:30 is added to vox's clock.
[01/21/17 01:10:27] damyan, dindinx, and Nofew [1306/2572] have team battled Andries, MJ94, and halomademeapc [1671/1985] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 03:37:50] vegadark [267/445] has challenged Nofew [678/1161] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:35:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/21/17 07:28:10] allo [126/479] has come upon Nofew [617/1161] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:44:07 is added to allo's clock.
[01/22/17 06:02:30] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:27:29 towards level 75.
[01/22/17 10:55:20] Nofew [1015/1161] has come upon Tzic [212/863] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:53:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/23/17 02:44:54] shandor and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 09:06:20] Nofew [205/1161] has come upon tmberg [566/813] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:58:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/23/17 09:10:12] Nofew [844/1161] has come upon Zoddo [326/688] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:49:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/24/17 03:03:45] Zoddo [428/688] has challenged Nofew [1079/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:19:44 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[01/24/17 22:49:51] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:42 towards level 75.
[01/25/17 02:12:15] Nofew [2/1161] has challenged Furry [187/662] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:53:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/26/17 03:08:17] Nofew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Nofew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/28/17 06:43:23] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:47:48 from level 75.
[01/28/17 11:41:42] Nofew [681/1152] has challenged Gatewayy [150/868] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:38:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/29/17 00:09:09] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:41 towards level 75.
[01/29/17 09:14:14] kline [361/388] has challenged Nofew [332/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:36 is removed from kline's clock.
[01/29/17 17:34:56] Nofew [745/1152] has come upon MetaNova [316/363] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:02:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/31/17 05:57:24] vox [674/1095] has challenged Nofew [343/1152] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from vox's clock.
[01/31/17 12:21:25] Nofew [542/1152] has come upon PaoloBitta [62/352] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/01/17 06:27:35] glook and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 09:37:37] Nofew, double, and Birdbones [1757/2739] have team battled ruan, Eldoreth, and SN4T14 [405/1955] and won! 0 days, 14:58:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 22:24:02] Nofew [311/1152] has come upon Andries [470/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:41:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/06/17 03:16:56] Nofew left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/17 12:46:29] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:54 towards level 75.
[02/06/17 13:28:25] Nofew [196/1124] has come upon Jareeta [1051/1101] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:53:28 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/17 05:07:21] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:13 towards level 75.
[02/07/17 08:04:52] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:55 towards level 75.
[02/07/17 12:30:13] Fluttershy [60/864] has challenged Nofew [222/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:16 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[02/07/17 14:36:41] Nofew [348/1124] has come upon NoodleCake [321/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:20:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/08/17 11:56:42] astropoint, unicron, and blizgerg [250/2260] have team battled Nofew, lipek, and MetaNova [506/2672] and lost! 3 days, 15:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 14:07:00] Heisenberg and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 22:27:48] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:38:41 from level 75.
[02/13/17 17:41:29] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:09:04 towards level 75.
[02/14/17 02:14:56] rharwood and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/17 22:00:35] Gatewayy, Evrial, and Adar [921/1965] have team battled WallIdl, NoodleCake, and Nofew [1587/2697] and lost! 5 days, 05:51:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 08:25:11] Nofew [392/1126] has come upon allo [96/486] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:34:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/15/17 21:33:14] Nofew [1088/1126] has come upon vegadark [50/445] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:01:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/19/17 00:59:29] Nofew [615/1126] has challenged basepi [428/846] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:51:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/17 01:19:55] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:52 towards level 75.
[02/20/17 04:39:12] Nofew [420/1126] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [480/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:40:25 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/20/17 10:11:11] Nofew [496/1126] has challenged fattrat [244/895] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:49:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/17 10:29:06] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:55 towards level 75.
[02/20/17 10:37:52] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:36 towards level 75.
[02/21/17 07:09:28] Eldoreth, Nofew, and brendan [1730/2972] have team battled Firien, Zaratustra, and petrichor [2151/2339] and lost! 2 days, 16:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 18:07:06] Pici, dclaw123, and XJR-9 [866/2469] have team battled Nofew, rxcomm, and sasaniak [698/2432] and won! 2 days, 12:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 02:48:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 07:51:17 toward level 75.
[02/23/17 03:25:46] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:25:32 towards level 75.
[02/26/17 11:07:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 16:33:59 toward level 75.
[02/26/17 18:21:49] Nofew [866/1128] has come upon Doctor [43/968] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:42:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/17 06:27:34] Agent86 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 17:26:18] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:36 towards level 75.
[02/27/17 17:41:25] Nofew [1037/1128] has come upon LordH [922/1001] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:10:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/17 19:50:04] ohnx [184/415] has challenged Nofew [234/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to ohnx's clock.
[02/28/17 07:11:43] Herb_Tarlek [295/672] has challenged Nofew [1061/1128] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:11:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/28/17 14:43:42] holloway, XJR-9, pants, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/17 23:44:48] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 04:17:15] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:19 towards level 75.
[03/01/17 13:28:44] sjefen6, Mirc0p, and darkmage [1200/1874] have team battled Majak, Nofew, and El_Sobaka [1874/1917] and lost! 0 days, 19:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/17 20:32:24] Nofew [1117/1128] has come upon neurospex [712/1250] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/03/17 23:15:42] elbie [213/605] has challenged Nofew [69/1128] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/04/17 09:44:26] Nofew [963/1129] has challenged MJ94 [136/900] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/04/17 14:20:57] Nofew, SudoKing, and Gizmokid2005 [2387/2615] have team battled basicMiracle, Syloq, and LordH [169/1605] and won! 1 day, 05:35:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/17 17:43:45] Nofew [202/1129] has come upon Andries [34/697] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:19:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/09/17 14:24:34] gabriel [281/779] has challenged Nofew [731/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:43:06 is added to gabriel's clock.
[03/10/17 08:42:59] Nofew [212/1129] has come upon johngaden [37/262] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:44:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/11/17 08:09:18] ekaron [317/352] has challenged Nofew [591/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to ekaron's clock.
[03/12/17 10:05:50] liara [52/282] has challenged Nofew [1089/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to liara's clock.
[03/13/17 11:30:59] Eiam [367/699] has challenged Nofew [955/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Eiam's clock.
[03/13/17 21:00:18] allo [176/494] has challenged Nofew [653/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:09:05 is added to allo's clock.
[03/13/17 23:32:42] vrillusions, Mirc0p, and damyan [597/2558] have team battled Cypher, pants, and Nofew [1899/2843] and lost! 2 days, 21:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/17 23:38:53] Nofew [798/1129] has come upon elbie [220/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:54:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/14/17 17:18:16] MetaNova, HeavyPodda, and Ladon [73/2148] have team battled Lemelisk, jenksy, and Nofew [2591/3207] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 12:33:13] tspange, damyan, and Nofew [215/2989] have team battled Agent86, Realmy, and dodobrain [1350/2502] and lost! 3 days, 20:24:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 12:53:11] Boohbah, dwfreed, and Nofew [874/2411] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Meta, and vuffie [1835/1977] and lost! 8 days, 04:38:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 20:16:57] Nofew [1007/1129] has challenged Darky [128/865] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:54:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/18/17 05:27:20] Nofew [608/1129] has come upon kenyon [498/1186] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:38:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/18/17 06:02:26] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:58:37 towards level 76.
[03/18/17 07:54:59] Nofew [89/1129] has come upon El_Sobaka [188/370] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:03:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/19/17 21:10:55] Socks, theemstra, and Sailor_Venus [673/1732] have team battled D.Va, Tharbakery, and Nofew [180/2060] and won! 0 days, 00:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 04:49:50] Avocet [86/287] has challenged Nofew [499/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Avocet's clock.
[03/20/17 13:12:53] TauPan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 01:26:42] Bvarne [568/666] has challenged Nofew [833/1129] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:58:17 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[03/21/17 14:53:09] Nofew [530/1129] has come upon Woona [611/866] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:39:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/22/17 02:58:38] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:34:29 towards level 76.
[03/23/17 07:15:11] Nofew [407/1129] has come upon vuffie [120/335] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:11:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/23/17 13:02:22] Nofew [118/1129] has come upon PriceChild [167/640] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:48:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/23/17 13:19:00] Nofew [213/1129] has come upon PriceChild [279/640] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:52:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/23/17 16:11:22] Nofew, Ttech, and CornFly [1990/3542] have team battled soltys, AngryParsley, and Taffer [989/2321] and won! 3 days, 23:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 02:48:11] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:32:46 towards level 76.
[03/25/17 04:03:05] yano and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 12:25:27] Nofew [38/1129] has come upon xa [368/469] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:26:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/25/17 21:15:50] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:44:17 from level 76.
[03/26/17 03:13:20] elbie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 17:38:30] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:21:05 towards level 76.
[03/30/17 09:43:21] canton7 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 23:02:09] himuraken, Nofew, and Avocet [83/1992] have team battled Ironhoof, D.Va, and Fattyeater [285/2025] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/17 17:26:57] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:16 towards level 76.
[03/31/17 23:34:32] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:03 towards level 76.
[04/01/17 00:13:28] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:07 towards level 76.
[04/01/17 07:34:10] TheGrumpyScot [212/331] has challenged Nofew [918/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[04/02/17 10:19:12] sjefen6 [105/408] has challenged Nofew [511/1129] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:23:20 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/03/17 05:39:38] Brady stole Nofew's level 55 charm while they were sleeping! Brady leaves his old level 37 charm behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/03/17 22:37:24] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:24 towards level 76.
[04/04/17 06:55:30] Nofew [542/1109] has come upon damyan [1005/1047] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:19:23 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/07/17 00:09:06] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:16:15 towards level 76.
[04/07/17 05:34:55] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:03 towards level 76.
[04/08/17 01:02:44] Nofew, grooverider, and Xethron [334/2936] have team battled Fattyeater, Andries, and elf [1599/2178] and lost! 2 days, 01:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/17 09:53:33] Nofew [728/1109] has come upon woonack [199/444] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:13:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/09/17 13:06:01] MrGlass and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 10:22:05] Nofew [449/1131] has challenged osannatas [120/620] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:06:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/10/17 20:54:49] Mrs.BigHead, SlowRiot, and Fluttershy [1348/2339] have team battled Nofew, fangfufu, and ehjax [1085/2296] and won! 0 days, 06:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 19:20:05] jticket [86/100] has challenged Nofew [1045/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to jticket's clock.
[04/11/17 21:48:54] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:32 towards level 76.
[04/11/17 23:15:18] AncalagonThBlack and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 16:16:56] canton7 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 22:11:06] Euronur [257/683] has challenged Nofew [869/1131] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Euronur's clock.
[04/15/17 20:23:26] Nofew, Bokkie, and bigjay [1490/2739] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Bkid, and <Myziz> [1526/1887] and lost! 2 days, 03:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/17 04:20:18] Nofew [375/1131] has challenged bootdisk [329/633] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:26:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/16/17 17:56:52] TauPan, Killerkid, bigjay, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/17 00:48:43] Nofew [1053/1131] has come upon ville [173/660] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:43:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/18/17 13:12:59] Nofew [518/1131] has come upon MetaNova [122/365] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:41:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/19/17 05:55:46] Nofew [72/1131] has come upon damyan [204/1047] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:40:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/19/17 07:50:35] Heisenberg [445/843] has challenged Nofew [342/1131] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:01:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/19/17 11:28:50] Nofew [1003/1131] has come upon gabriel [98/790] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/19/17 20:16:29] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:26 towards level 76.
[04/20/17 22:46:32] rharwood and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 05:07:23] Nofew [13/1131] has come upon Sailor_Venus [348/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:11:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/17 22:35:16] Nofew [979/1131] has come upon rxcomm [730/804] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:42:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/24/17 06:18:57] Nofew [774/1131] has come upon sjums_the_great [106/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:29:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/24/17 20:09:12] Nofew [1028/1131] has come upon keepermurf [802/908] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/28/17 20:14:51] Nofew [454/1131] has challenged Lemelisk [673/1000] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:07:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/28/17 20:20:10] Nofew [252/1131] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [285/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:58:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/29/17 04:42:33] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:31 towards level 76.
[04/29/17 12:20:49] Globalirc [482/707] has challenged Nofew [31/1131] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:04:47 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/29/17 13:21:12] Nofew [195/1131] has challenged Heisenberg [787/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/29/17 14:11:20] Xethron and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 21:42:16] Tzic [447/866] has challenged Nofew [943/1131] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:36:14 is added to Tzic's clock.
[05/02/17 07:02:38] Nofew [816/1131] has come upon MetaNova [58/366] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:31:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/04/17 03:18:53] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:36 towards level 76.
[05/04/17 14:59:00] Nofew [887/1131] has come upon unicron [14/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:38:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/05/17 08:17:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 22:36:04 toward level 76.
[05/05/17 09:14:17] Nofew [547/1131] has challenged sbp [238/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/05/17 21:19:26] IRPG [110/273] has challenged Nofew [861/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to IRPG's clock.
[05/06/17 12:30:30] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:16 towards level 76.
[05/06/17 21:14:56] Nofew [1057/1131] has challenged Syloq [110/292] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/07/17 07:04:25] Nofew [832/1131] has come upon IndigoTiger [874/995] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:41:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/07/17 14:47:04] SudoKing and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 14:58:43] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:08:03 from level 77.
[05/08/17 21:25:56] Nofew [627/1131] has come upon Globalirc [9/707] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:43:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/10/17 11:30:28] Nofew [1050/1131] has come upon bootdisk [551/649] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:11:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/10/17 23:14:59] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:48:12 towards level 77.
[05/11/17 00:07:45] Nofew [44/1131] has come upon idlerpgww [385/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:47:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/12/17 04:15:13] Nofew [1087/1131] has challenged Sundance [664/704] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:22:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/12/17 04:18:02] Nofew [160/1131] has come upon D.Va [311/475] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:22:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/12/17 12:33:06] manish17xxx, Tenorman, and Nofew [2475/2891] have team battled Euronur, rharwood, and bigjay [1440/2383] and won! 0 days, 09:27:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 08:39:09] astrutt [45/81] has challenged Nofew [868/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to astrutt's clock.
[05/13/17 14:28:12] HeavyPodda [57/782] has challenged Nofew [181/1131] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:32:06 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/13/17 19:03:08] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:27:01 towards level 77.
[05/14/17 10:27:12] brendan, tspange, and AngryParsley [2231/3110] have team battled PinkiePie, canton7, and Nofew [1554/2593] and won! 0 days, 07:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 03:37:02] TauPan [173/300] has challenged Nofew [117/1131] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:00:24 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/15/17 07:16:10] deedra [14/15] has challenged Nofew [979/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to deedra's clock.
[05/17/17 23:08:58] Nofew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:28:32 from level 77.
[05/21/17 19:08:49] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:20:29 towards level 77.
[05/23/17 04:05:04] Azerothian [2/7] has challenged Nofew [127/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[05/23/17 07:55:23] kinopu [58/254] has challenged Nofew [588/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to kinopu's clock.
[05/24/17 18:06:17] Nofew [383/1131] has come upon Asara [1077/1134] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:48:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/24/17 18:33:32] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:21:28 from level 77.
[05/28/17 15:03:55] Nofew, idlerpgww, and simple [549/2526] have team battled neurospex, JensRex, and Beavis [1079/3099] and lost! 1 day, 16:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 09:52:54] everbrew [370/708] has challenged Nofew [707/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:55 is added to everbrew's clock.
[05/29/17 23:26:48] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:58:14 towards level 77.
[05/30/17 06:01:45] Nofew [447/1131] has come upon XJR-9 [520/718] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:18:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/30/17 12:47:36] Nofew and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 00:20:28] Nofew [619/1131] has challenged MJ94 [251/913] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:18:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/03/17 10:36:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 5 days, 03:50:17 toward level 77.
[06/04/17 06:16:52] Nofew, Heisenberg, and blizgerg [1163/3179] have team battled allo, Evrial, and Andries [247/1942] and won! 0 days, 18:50:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 09:00:36] grooverider, stvc, and vegadark [594/1960] have team battled Xenthys, Nofew, and ncarl747 [519/2527] and won! 0 days, 21:34:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 12:41:45] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:14:41 from level 77.
[06/04/17 14:01:34] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:08:13 towards level 77.
[06/05/17 08:27:33] Nofew [805/1131] has challenged vox [403/1061] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:55:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/05/17 13:24:18] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:25 towards level 77.
[06/05/17 13:39:17] Nofew [593/1131] has come upon abra0 [872/980] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:43:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/05/17 18:29:06] SudoKing [450/731] has challenged Nofew [1115/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:41 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[06/06/17 13:48:23] RistoUuranmaki, Nofew, and MrGlass [233/2638] have team battled J, simple, and WallIdl [401/2191] and lost! 5 days, 17:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 08:49:40] Nofew [441/1131] has challenged himuraken [38/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:23:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/09/17 01:17:51] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:21:27 towards level 77.
[06/10/17 10:19:24] Nofew [596/1131] has come upon Euronur [69/683] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:59:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/10/17 16:03:45] Nofew [983/1131] has come upon petrichor [373/1031] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:53:00 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/10/17 16:03:45] Nofew has dealt petrichor a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:43:52 is added to petrichor's clock.
[06/11/17 00:30:36] Nofew [357/1131] has come upon Brady [74/445] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:11:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/11/17 16:01:52] Nofew [860/1131] has challenged LordH [844/1023] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:55:59 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/11/17 21:36:32] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:26 towards level 77.
[06/12/17 21:40:01] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:08 towards level 77.
[06/16/17 06:18:58] brendan [552/1353] has challenged Nofew [358/1131] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:04:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/17 10:35:37] Nofew [626/1131] has come upon canton7 [559/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:10:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/18/17 19:31:35] Heisenberg, max, and Nofew [1767/2856] have team battled Woona, XJR-9, and Zoddo [1423/2370] and won! 0 days, 01:12:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 18:33:03] Nofew [456/1131] has come upon Eldoreth [847/848] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:41:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/24/17 18:36:12] Nofew [1100/1131] has challenged Asara [1076/1175] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:16:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/26/17 16:15:14] Nofew [651/1131] has challenged Zaratustra [777/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:06:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/26/17 16:56:16] Misza, robox, and Tenorman [541/2667] have team battled Nofew, pfoley, and SirMonkeybox [565/2703] and lost! 0 days, 21:26:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/17 15:50:18] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:27 towards level 77.
[06/27/17 20:20:38] arlen and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 16:36:46] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:30 towards level 77.
[06/29/17 13:39:03] Nofew [98/1131] has come upon pants [524/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:35:25 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/29/17 19:31:44] ncarl747 [636/726] has challenged Nofew [1019/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:48:00 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[06/30/17 22:00:19] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:59:05 from level 77.
[07/01/17 05:02:44] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:51 from level 77.
[07/01/17 10:46:14] Pici, Zaratustra, and rxcomm [1437/2988] have team battled Fluttershy, Satoshi, and Nofew [2547/2782] and lost! 4 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 08:31:13] Nofew [537/1131] has come upon Tenorman [884/1068] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:42:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/02/17 20:44:16] Nofew [1124/1131] has challenged IndigoTiger [68/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:31:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/02/17 22:51:43] Nofew and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 01:38:38] Nofew slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Nofew's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/17 03:11:22] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:20:18 from level 77.
[07/06/17 22:37:30] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:49:24 from level 77.
[07/08/17 16:06:19] Nofew [502/1125] has challenged Fluttershy [405/894] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:16:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/09/17 00:39:32] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:35:47 towards level 77.
[07/10/17 11:32:37] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:27 towards level 77.
[07/11/17 12:49:50] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:53 towards level 77.
[07/11/17 14:41:21] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:38 towards level 77.
[07/12/17 03:27:08] Nofew [1071/1125] has come upon Brainiac [156/716] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:46:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/12/17 22:07:15] Brady, Mirc0p, and nickware [1514/1813] have team battled Boohbah, Cypher, and Nofew [1251/2910] and won! 0 days, 22:23:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/17 19:45:44] Crazycatlady [600/682] has come upon Nofew [198/1125] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:46:50 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/13/17 19:45:44] Crazycatlady has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:01:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/14/17 10:36:54] everbrew [239/702] has challenged Nofew [1105/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:08:03 is added to everbrew's clock.
[07/24/17 14:58:55] Nofew [122/1125] has come upon MadMan [668/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:43:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/24/17 22:39:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 09:16:33 toward level 77.
[07/25/17 15:10:49] brendan, Nistur, and Nofew [1831/2782] have team battled osannatas, os-5185, and Psilocybe [848/1775] and won! 0 days, 04:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 23:22:39] Atan [0/531] has challenged Nofew [192/1125] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:15:31 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/26/17 00:14:12] Nofew [561/1125] has come upon J [191/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:06:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/17 00:15:46] Nofew [728/1125] has come upon J [369/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/17 18:06:52] V`ger [199/202] has challenged Nofew [143/1125] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from V`ger's clock.
[07/26/17 18:16:58] Nofew [633/1125] has come upon dodobrain [458/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:36:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/17 22:26:41] dodobrain [846/855] has challenged Nofew [1086/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:32 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[07/28/17 19:37:50] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:00 towards level 77.
[07/29/17 15:52:32] Mars [108/228] has challenged Nofew [299/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Mars's clock.
[07/29/17 17:04:53] Woona [185/948] has come upon Nofew [309/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:44 is added to Woona's clock.
[07/30/17 05:58:10] Gatewayy, Avocet, and sjefen6 [186/1835] have team battled Nofew, kork, and arlen [1731/2294] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 23:25:37] basepi stole Nofew's level 286 pair of boots while they were sleeping! basepi leaves his old level 273 pair of boots behind, which Nofew then takes.
[08/01/17 11:17:05] vox, Bradicus, and pants [1749/2476] have team battled Nofew, dindinx, and Chuck [612/2504] and won! 12 days, 18:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 11:45:22] rxcomm, basepi, and Nofew [2494/2836] have team battled vox, Furry, and AgentThom [1289/2021] and won! 2 days, 12:08:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 13:49:27] Agent86 [509/587] has challenged Nofew [638/1111] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:38:55 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/03/17 02:00:10] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:33 towards level 77.
[08/03/17 09:50:24] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:08 towards level 77.
[08/03/17 10:26:26] Gizmokid2005, Lios, and Nofew [2567/2884] have team battled Sundance, Globalirc, and zid [1751/2316] and won! 1 day, 08:18:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 13:57:47] Woona [50/948] has challenged Nofew [171/1111] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:22:08 is added to Woona's clock.
[08/03/17 14:20:32] dan, Nofew, and Avocet [1867/2188] have team battled Globalirc, JensRex, and sasaniak [331/2060] and won! 0 days, 11:53:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 12:17:01] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:04 from level 77.
[08/05/17 13:17:26] Nofew [484/1111] has come upon V`ger [25/389] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/05/17 22:57:04] Nofew, osannatas, and Nistur [879/2158] have team battled SlowRiot, Khorne, and Boohbah [900/2074] and lost! 0 days, 11:45:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 05:42:55] Nofew and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 18:10:52] Nofew [855/1111] has challenged fattrat [149/1183] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:38:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/10/17 08:45:46] Nofew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:05:33 from level 77.
[08/10/17 15:18:52] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:44 towards level 77.
[08/12/17 07:34:41] Nofew was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:47:23 from level 77.
[08/12/17 10:38:01] Nofew [132/1111] has come upon Lemelisk [957/1065] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:45:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/12/17 11:19:24] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:45 towards level 77.
[08/14/17 00:08:21] Geela [7/334] has challenged Nofew [857/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Geela's clock.
[08/15/17 08:58:20] Nofew [912/1111] has come upon dindinx [89/521] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:13:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/15/17 09:40:36] borsin, JuanMaestro, and Fluttershy [147/2164] have team battled Nofew, LegendaryQ, and AbacusAvenger [1339/2451] and lost! 0 days, 22:34:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 10:32:31] Nofew and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 13:28:41] Nofew [200/1111] has come upon ohnx [778/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:43:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/16/17 01:37:16] Nofew [920/1111] has come upon mwhahaha [113/631] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:24:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/16/17 02:39:22] MJ94 and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 04:49:47] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:03 from level 77.
[08/18/17 03:00:35] jstg, Lemelisk, and Nofew [1449/2872] have team battled simple, Syloq, and Avocet [826/2134] and won! 2 days, 00:16:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/17 23:56:11] kline [235/412] has come upon Nofew [920/1111] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:00:27 is added to kline's clock.
[08/19/17 16:08:27] Nofew [856/1111] has challenged Khorne [121/408] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:49:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/19/17 21:38:13] basepi, bootdisk, and glorgamitch [794/2138] have team battled Nofew, qbit, and Brady [2389/2406] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 16:09:21] Nofew [667/1111] has come upon JoshuaACasey [115/250] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/20/17 22:13:24] Nofew [519/1111] has challenged sigmg [532/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:21:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/21/17 01:03:09] Furry and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/17 10:15:23] Lemelisk stole Nofew's level 51 charm while they were sleeping! Lemelisk leaves his old level 50 charm behind, which Nofew then takes.
[08/21/17 18:11:10] Dubbins [117/134] has challenged Nofew [822/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to Dubbins's clock.
[08/23/17 18:15:13] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:41 towards level 77.
[08/24/17 17:59:35] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:59:56 from level 77.
[08/25/17 01:30:04] Nofew [1089/1109] has challenged MadMan [109/1008] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:43:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/25/17 12:20:06] valdur55 [365/670] has come upon Nofew [754/1109] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:04:09 is added to valdur55's clock.
[08/26/17 01:47:58] Nofew and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/17 01:56:26] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:02 towards level 77.
[08/27/17 05:43:06] RistoUuranmaki, pants, and Nofew [608/2623] have team battled Darky, jamesl, and awgh [1859/2094] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/17 20:50:57] Fluttershy, kenyon, and Nofew [922/2670] have team battled dclaw123, Elgo, and spillere [627/1912] and won! 1 day, 21:58:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 01:53:03] AbacusAvenger, Tenorman, and Nofew [184/2766] have team battled Heisenberg, Crazycatlady, and Lnk [1436/2179] and lost! 1 day, 06:58:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 23:41:39] Nofew [660/1109] has come upon Heisenberg [449/975] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:52:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/31/17 18:27:27] James-T-Kirk [67/258] has challenged Nofew [966/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to James-T-Kirk's clock.
[09/01/17 10:54:30] Nofew [22/1109] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [77/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:14:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/01/17 14:14:36] hannesenator, Nofew, Fluttershy, and bender have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/17 03:24:34] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:06 from level 77.
[09/02/17 05:15:21] Nofew [1014/1109] has challenged exa [97/144] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:18:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/02/17 08:22:20] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:59 towards level 77.
[09/02/17 20:22:44] Nofew [358/1109] has come upon Sixbierehomme [567/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:14:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/02/17 21:09:27] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:38 from level 77.
[09/03/17 12:56:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 23:55:47 toward level 77.
[09/05/17 04:26:53] Azerothian [10/389] has challenged Nofew [653/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:45:17 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[09/06/17 13:32:20] AngryParsley [66/976] has challenged Nofew [1064/1109] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:51:52 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/06/17 21:30:00] awgh [101/807] has come upon Nofew [367/1109] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:43:18 is added to awgh's clock.
[09/07/17 12:53:29] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:54 towards level 77.
[09/07/17 23:26:53] Nofew [451/1109] has come upon meffe [391/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/08/17 06:25:37] Realmy [568/1043] has come upon Nofew [608/1109] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:55 is added to Realmy's clock.
[09/08/17 22:09:37] exa, nickware, and Nofew [1882/1990] have team battled Woona, Zaratustra, and codedeeply [2471/2673] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/17 22:41:35] Nofew [1084/1109] has challenged pixelate [177/483] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/09/17 05:13:08] Nofew and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 05:51:29] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:05 towards level 77.
[09/09/17 05:54:23] Nofew got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:34 from level 77.
[09/10/17 00:31:42] Nofew [555/1109] has come upon ncarl747 [143/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/10/17 21:49:25] Nofew [624/1109] has challenged sjefen6 [328/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/10/17 22:19:40] Andries [116/801] has come upon Nofew [382/1109] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:16:17 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/11/17 02:45:47] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:47 from level 77.
[09/12/17 11:58:31] Nofew [1163/1217] has challenged Zoddo [498/743] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:49:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/14/17 08:52:25] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:59:55 from level 78.
[09/15/17 02:32:08] Eldoreth, Mirc0p, and SchrodingersScat [1576/2517] have team battled blind, Nofew, and Globalirc [2624/2896] and lost! 1 day, 15:49:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/17 12:07:49] mustek [256/941] has challenged Nofew [46/1217] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:17:36 is removed from mustek's clock.
[09/18/17 07:01:13] Nofew and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 07:19:10] IdleMaster, SchrodingersScat, and Nofew [564/2660] have team battled dclaw123, rxcomm, and max [1561/2615] and lost! 0 days, 12:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 02:33:54] Nofew [578/1217] has challenged ville [321/579] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:40:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/20/17 15:13:53] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:28 towards level 78.
[09/21/17 13:58:40] Nofew [48/1217] has come upon jamesl [26/388] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:25:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/24/17 19:47:40] Nofew [1213/1217] has come upon Zaratustra [296/1104] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:18:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/25/17 02:56:13] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:40 towards level 78.
[09/25/17 14:37:58] elbie, Darky, and theemstra [2265/2461] have team battled xa, Nofew, and m0shbear [1651/2476] and won! 5 days, 19:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 03:07:27] Nofew [3/1217] has come upon Zye [435/794] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:49:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/01/17 04:17:19] loomysh, MadHatter, and Azerothian [1354/1631] have team battled Nofew, bender, and vrillusions [80/2795] and won! 0 days, 01:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/17 00:58:23] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:59 towards level 78.
[10/02/17 01:40:38] x0, D.Va, and Syloq [6/1233] have team battled LordH, bootdisk, and Nofew [1599/3060] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 21:47:39] IdleMaster, Gatewayy, and Nofew [1543/2606] have team battled x0, darkmage, and sartan [1045/2285] and won! 1 day, 10:09:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 02:17:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 04:12:00 toward level 78.
[10/04/17 15:20:34] Nofew and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 00:29:20] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:42 towards level 78.
[10/05/17 05:01:52] Nofew, pixelate, and qbit [1771/2453] have team battled codedeeply, manish17xxx, and Bradicus [430/2160] and won! 0 days, 18:21:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 13:37:58] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:09 towards level 78.
[10/06/17 12:03:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 13:14:29 from level 78.
[10/07/17 00:21:15] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:45 towards level 78.
[10/08/17 09:56:40] ohnx, MetaNova, and Milquetoast [821/2674] have team battled Nofew, irix, and Avocet [2462/3009] and lost! 1 day, 13:32:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/17 11:04:49] Nofew broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:23:42 from level 78.
[10/08/17 13:42:49] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:52:54 from level 78.
[10/10/17 13:42:21] Nofew and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 12:23:51] neurospex, theemstra, and V`ger [1204/2310] have team battled CornFly, Misza, and Nofew [684/3343] and won! 0 days, 11:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 14:00:36] Nofew [431/1217] has come upon CornFly [34/1053] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:45:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/11/17 17:14:57] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:39:15 towards level 78.
[10/14/17 22:57:29] suterismus [1214/1292] has come upon Nofew [1144/1217] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:34:15 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/15/17 01:40:30] Nofew reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Nofew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/17 12:03:17] Nofew [1090/1221] has come upon theZoMBiE [665/891] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:59:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/17/17 05:19:25] Nofew and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 15:09:31] OffensiveName [99/198] has challenged Nofew [951/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to OffensiveName's clock.
[10/19/17 07:04:26] Nofew and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/17 01:41:30] Nofew [749/1221] has come upon xit [407/526] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:13:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/20/17 09:24:02] Nofew [113/1221] has come upon MadMan [890/1017] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:07:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/20/17 20:01:17] dax [237/245] has challenged Nofew [31/1221] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from dax's clock.
[10/21/17 18:20:00] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:01 towards level 78.
[10/23/17 06:20:31] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:25:28 from level 78.
[10/24/17 04:30:04] Nofew [560/1221] has come upon uhmmm [661/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:20:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/24/17 08:04:11] Nofew and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 21:13:04] Iri, Nofew, and Syloq [382/2237] have team battled Vroomfondel, canton7, and Majak [1441/1837] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 17:10:18] AbrahamLinksys and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 03:42:38] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:55:39 from level 78.
[10/28/17 12:58:05] Nofew [797/1221] has come upon Sixbierehomme [22/650] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:14:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/29/17 01:43:39] PinkiePie [276/861] has challenged Nofew [505/1221] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/29/17 20:50:28] os-5185 [767/864] has challenged Nofew [133/1221] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:20:30 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[10/29/17 22:28:02] Nofew, Mirc0p, and Misza [1517/3056] have team battled holloway, Agent86, and mordac [657/2520] and won! 0 days, 06:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 08:13:47] ilbelkyr [40/86] has challenged Nofew [170/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[11/01/17 12:26:09] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:31:31 towards level 78.
[11/02/17 15:45:31] Andries [319/796] has come upon Nofew [1053/1221] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:00:04 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/03/17 01:04:24] Nofew burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Nofew's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/17 14:25:06] canton7, PiotrekD, and AncalagonThBlack [597/2159] have team battled Bob, Nofew, and kline [715/1994] and lost! 1 day, 22:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/17 00:26:43] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:16 towards level 78.
[11/04/17 03:58:16] RBecker, Crazycatlady, and Nofew [1336/2657] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Chuck, and elbie [799/2525] and won! 1 day, 02:29:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 11:06:18] Nofew had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:34:51 towards level 78.
[11/04/17 14:58:01] liara [289/492] has challenged Nofew [537/1216] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to liara's clock.
[11/04/17 21:08:59] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:31 towards level 78.
[11/05/17 12:36:52] Eldoreth [100/882] has come upon Nofew [887/1216] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:58:10 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[11/06/17 02:32:45] gildarts and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 08:23:54] sbp [83/602] has come upon Nofew [912/1216] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:15:59 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/06/17 13:44:28] moveax [69/184] has challenged Nofew [339/1216] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to moveax's clock.
[11/07/17 03:36:44] Nofew [770/1216] has come upon Mithkabob [70/535] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:07:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/07/17 04:50:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 7 days, 14:25:21 toward level 78.
[11/07/17 07:32:37] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:30 towards level 78.
[11/07/17 14:37:45] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:23 towards level 78.
[11/07/17 17:40:12] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 05:31:44] Nofew slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Nofew's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/17 13:18:50] Nofew, Iri, and Eldoreth [174/2654] have team battled Atan, Taffer, and Gatewayy [1208/2243] and lost! 0 days, 16:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 20:57:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 12:49:26 toward level 78.
[11/08/17 22:06:45] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:47 towards level 78.
[11/09/17 18:38:26] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:07 towards level 78.
[11/10/17 22:12:05] Nofew [866/1227] has come upon gildarts [280/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:46:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/11/17 04:36:24] freeboson and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 06:54:04] Nofew and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 10:31:33] osannatas, PiotrekD, and loomysh [618/1876] have team battled Eldoreth, himuraken, and Nofew [2534/3006] and lost! 0 days, 13:21:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/17 14:11:20] ishanyx [175/397] has challenged Nofew [1140/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[11/14/17 19:25:56] Nofew [1147/1227] has come upon Eldoreth [39/882] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:00:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/15/17 20:08:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 19:01:23 toward level 78.
[11/16/17 06:12:53] Misza, yano, and Darky [450/2711] have team battled Nofew, PiotrekD, and Geela [0/2246] and won! 2 days, 09:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 09:03:31] Mateusz stole Nofew's level 273 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Mateusz leaves his old level 269 pair of boots behind, which Nofew then takes.
[11/18/17 11:31:33] Nofew [811/1223] has come upon Brainiac [95/735] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:39:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/18/17 13:55:32] Nofew [318/1223] has challenged LordH [355/1061] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:07:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/19/17 18:19:14] Nofew [170/1223] has come upon PiotrekD [26/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:56:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/20/17 08:25:58] Nofew [1139/1223] has come upon LordH [203/1053] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:22:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/20/17 10:18:07] apiw [7/104] has challenged Nofew [1052/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/21/17 06:58:19] qwerty [12/47] has challenged Nofew [895/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to qwerty's clock.
[11/24/17 23:58:21] agrajag [199/880] has come upon Nofew [438/1223] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:30:01 is added to agrajag's clock.
[11/25/17 18:24:39] Nofew and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 23:54:37] pfoley, ToHellWithGA, and glorgamitch [540/1750] have team battled Nofew, ohnx, and neurospex [2070/3315] and lost! 0 days, 21:25:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 03:13:28] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:00:39 from level 78.
[11/26/17 18:02:13] meffe [76/508] has challenged Nofew [323/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:21 is added to meffe's clock.
[11/27/17 10:18:40] IdleMaster [596/604] has come upon Nofew [447/1223] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:58:08 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[11/27/17 23:12:25] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:34 towards level 78.
[11/30/17 04:12:53] suterismus, m, and Nistur [1484/2018] have team battled mustek, qwerty, and Nofew [1048/2490] and won! 0 days, 02:28:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 14:09:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 14 days, 05:16:07 toward level 78.
[12/13/17 15:34:19] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:48:24 towards level 78.
[12/13/17 22:28:54] Nofew [1173/1223] has challenged darkmage [440/1053] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:30:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/14/17 21:37:03] Nofew [468/1223] has challenged Boohbah [679/768] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:34:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/02/18 09:16:13] Meta, Gerdesas, and holloway [499/2579] have team battled Nofew, MJ94, and zankore [1738/3013] and lost! 2 days, 04:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/18 05:04:33] Nofew [677/1223] has come upon ncarl747 [211/839] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:07:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/24/18 01:15:45] Nofew [972/1223] has come upon sjefen6 [147/751] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:04:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/24/18 01:15:45] Nofew has dealt sjefen6 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:01:38 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/25/18 08:21:47] bobvador [15/314] has challenged Nofew [1033/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to bobvador's clock.
[05/25/18 18:21:44] abra0, HeavyPodda, and manish17xxx [1902/3013] have team battled pfoley, Luamil, and Nofew [904/2414] and won! 0 days, 14:47:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 01:19:06] Nofew, Heisenberg, and Fyris [1493/2575] have team battled freeboson, acolarh, and woonack [892/2054] and won! 0 days, 11:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 02:18:47] Nofew [155/1223] has come upon Sharky4 [349/642] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:32:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/26/18 05:08:45] gildarts, Pici, and robox [2113/2396] have team battled Andries, Birdbones, and Nofew [2809/3235] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/18 04:30:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 25 days, 04:57:59 toward level 78.
[05/27/18 08:01:14] csc2ya [135/205] has challenged Nofew [1069/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[05/27/18 16:57:23] Nofew [156/1223] has come upon Sixbierehomme [221/685] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:08:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/28/18 20:16:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 8 days, 18:26:17 toward level 78.
[05/28/18 20:33:47] Nofew [147/1223] has come upon hoglahoo [524/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/01/18 11:44:06] Nofew [1062/1223] has challenged Roxana [722/937] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/02/18 00:50:19] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:19:52 from level 78.
[06/03/18 11:25:18] Nofew [638/1223] has come upon Tenorman [118/1043] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:08:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/04/18 14:15:40] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:09 towards level 78.
[06/04/18 15:01:12] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:51 towards level 78.
[06/06/18 06:32:27] adamchainz, Wario, and Khorne [2114/2228] have team battled astropoint, Nofew, and borsin [1/2291] and won! 0 days, 00:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/18 20:03:49] Nofew, XF, and lakwatsero [1073/2034] have team battled irix, prime, and Zye [2419/2774] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/18 14:40:08] Nofew [961/1223] has come upon LukeLR [69/523] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:32:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/10/18 14:41:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 15 days, 01:27:06 toward level 78.
[06/11/18 11:11:05] Nofew [363/1223] has come upon Zoddo [883/1154] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:04:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/11/18 18:49:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 12:48:42 toward level 78.
[06/12/18 03:18:57] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:10 towards level 78.
[06/14/18 15:17:16] Ais [84/467] has challenged Nofew [948/1223] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to Ais's clock.
[06/18/18 21:00:47] Sundance, manish17xxx, and Mateusz [1453/2566] have team battled mordac, Nofew, and liara [2259/2883] and lost! 0 days, 10:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/18 00:29:34] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 02:49:11] Nofew [573/1223] has challenged IndigoTiger [201/1153] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:52:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/21/18 02:56:19] Nofew and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 21:33:38] Euronur, h00k, and Zye [1932/2457] have team battled mefmef, Nofew, and Psilocybe [26/2664] and won! 1 day, 06:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 14:27:52] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:45:19 from level 78.
[06/23/18 17:49:45] Nofew [264/1223] has challenged you [14/239] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:11:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/23/18 19:16:33] Tor and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 10:55:35] jrosmith [720/766] has challenged Nofew [210/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:10 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[06/24/18 20:41:57] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 06:02:13] Gizmokid2005 [204/1019] has challenged Nofew [1069/1223] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:03:31 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[06/25/18 09:03:04] Nofew [221/1223] has come upon CornFly [532/1121] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:14:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/25/18 22:07:44] Nofew [760/1223] has challenged Zaratustra [429/950] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:14:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/26/18 12:25:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 37 days, 05:54:05 toward level 78.
[06/26/18 20:04:02] Nofew and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/18 05:16:21] Nofew [684/1223] has come upon Lemongrab [251/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:04:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/27/18 20:54:43] Nofew [183/1223] has come upon Sundance [122/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:33:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/27/18 22:33:48] Nofew [707/1223] has come upon Gerdesas [177/592] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:45:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/28/18 04:54:39] Nofew [835/1223] has come upon rxcomm [941/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:48:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/28/18 11:51:07] Nofew [547/1223] has come upon Lemongrab [344/470] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:55:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/29/18 22:53:53] Highdude [36/47] has challenged Nofew [1048/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Highdude's clock.
[06/30/18 09:49:34] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:04 towards level 78.
[06/30/18 19:12:41] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 23:53:27] Ttech, Fluttershy, and Nofew [1798/3953] have team battled Zoddo, RBecker, and neurospex [3007/3159] and lost! 1 day, 15:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 01:50:51] Nofew [828/1223] has challenged Axehands [216/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:45:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/01/18 02:01:43] canton7, Nofew, and grooverider [3067/3323] have team battled vegadark, RBecker, and theemstra [1531/2216] and won! 1 day, 12:31:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 03:42:15] Nofew burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nofew's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/18 09:56:11] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:54 towards level 78.
[07/05/18 07:05:47] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:07 towards level 78.
[07/05/18 11:44:24] Nofew, vegadark, and pants [1879/2705] have team battled MJ94, Ironhoof, and vrillusions [290/3089] and won! 0 days, 03:49:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 06:03:29] J and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 17:38:37] Nofew [1231/1240] has challenged Bradicus [156/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:13:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/08/18 01:06:39] Globalirc, Nofew, and zid [1705/3053] have team battled Iri, Pici, and ruan [1663/2600] and won! 1 day, 17:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 21:19:33] Cameron_D, Nofew, and ilbelkyr [2458/3759] have team battled Geela, PiotrekD, and Nistur [565/1561] and won! 1 day, 13:47:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 22:37:31] Nofew [36/1240] has come upon khmerboy [10/441] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:06:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/14/18 12:43:37] sigmg [620/731] has challenged Nofew [123/1240] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:27:04 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[07/15/18 07:47:08] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:25:25 towards level 78.
[07/16/18 11:16:59] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:46:28 towards level 78.
[07/16/18 12:41:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 17:38:12 from level 78.
[07/16/18 22:25:47] Nofew and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/18 13:27:35] Nofew [583/1240] has come upon eva42 [607/1294] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:39:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/19/18 08:02:41] cornfeedhobo [253/281] has challenged Nofew [768/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/20/18 12:27:25] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:15:16 towards level 78.
[07/21/18 12:41:41] Nofew [696/1240] has challenged Killerkid [113/819] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:58:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/21/18 12:41:41] Nofew has dealt Killerkid a Critical Strike! 12 days, 20:16:37 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[07/21/18 13:43:07] Nofew and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/18 18:46:29] Nofew [572/1240] has come upon MJ94 [459/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:37:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/22/18 06:22:13] Nofew [292/1240] has come upon sheu [219/322] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:48:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/22/18 08:48:36] Nofew [1032/1240] has challenged alephnull [453/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:40:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/26/18 11:22:17] Nofew [791/1240] has challenged ishanyx [390/631] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:21:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/27/18 03:42:56] cornfeedhobo [226/315] has challenged Nofew [1181/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/27/18 09:00:18] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:49:06 towards level 78.
[07/27/18 09:34:42] zankore stole Nofew's level 269 pair of boots while they were sleeping! zankore leaves their old level 56 pair of boots behind, which Nofew then takes.
[07/27/18 21:43:27] Nofew [429/1006] has come upon holloway [413/975] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:14:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/02/18 07:44:03] wulk, damyan, and Evrial [1389/1963] have team battled Nofew, woonack, and Lnk [1435/2363] and lost! 3 days, 01:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/18 01:45:28] acolarh [291/682] has challenged Nofew [8/1006] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[08/03/18 02:37:23] Nofew [633/1006] has come upon damyan [279/912] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:16:52 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/03/18 04:44:36] Syloq and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/18 12:57:15] Khorne and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/18 16:22:26] Nofew [318/1006] has come upon Zye [162/1201] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:17:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/04/18 13:46:05] Nofew [241/1006] has come upon Syloq [377/493] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:56:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/04/18 15:26:21] Syloq and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 22:26:58] Taffer and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/18 18:59:55] Taffer, Asara, and Nofew [227/2814] have team battled fattrat, wolfkin, and grooverider [1626/2898] and lost! 0 days, 19:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 21:03:58] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:36:24 towards level 78.
[08/07/18 23:39:06] Nistur [221/484] has challenged Nofew [511/1006] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to Nistur's clock.
[08/08/18 19:01:56] soltys [106/587] has challenged Nofew [929/1006] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:59:53 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/09/18 11:45:01] Nofew and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 16:51:30] Bradicus, Nofew, and MetaNova [2029/2758] have team battled pfoley, sigmg, and Majak [357/1829] and won! 3 days, 06:19:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/18 02:46:23] dxtr, waffles, and freeboson [901/2019] have team battled mustek, Zoddo, and Nofew [654/3174] and won! 0 days, 07:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 00:47:16] Nofew [568/1006] has challenged seanmnaes [297/1081] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:55:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/14/18 09:39:44] Vroomfondel and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 13:20:36] Nofew [426/1006] has come upon abra0 [746/1006] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:58:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/14/18 16:52:23] Nofew lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:35:45 from level 78.
[08/15/18 04:21:12] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:43:25 from level 78.
[08/15/18 07:16:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 00:30:22 from level 78.
[08/15/18 14:17:05] Nofew, loomysh, and shandor [74/2390] have team battled abra0, woonack, and canton7 [722/2315] and lost! 8 days, 19:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/18 17:35:58] Ais, max, and Lemelisk [2276/2307] have team battled Nofew, Khorne, and idlerpgww [1091/2606] and won! 0 days, 08:10:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/18 03:35:50] suterismus [1342/1346] has come upon Nofew [751/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:49:19 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/19/18 16:25:20] damyan, Nofew, and dclaw123 [2049/2950] have team battled wolfkin, SCSi, and MadMan [1002/1948] and won! 0 days, 20:30:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 03:25:40] canton7, Nofew, and bebbet [1780/2252] have team battled vox, MadMan, and Roxana [3087/3267] and lost! 0 days, 12:31:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/18 03:33:03] Zardie [46/138] has challenged Nofew [290/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Zardie's clock.
[08/22/18 23:12:42] Nofew [811/1006] has come upon Sundance [489/697] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:53:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/24/18 22:26:29] Nofew, soltys, and Misza [170/2754] have team battled Tenorman, bozo, and HeavyPodda [8/2498] and won! 0 days, 05:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 00:33:26] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:01:45 towards level 78.
[08/27/18 19:54:16] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:11:06 towards level 78.
[08/29/18 07:18:01] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:34:09 towards level 78.
[08/30/18 01:27:37] Nofew [288/1027] has challenged D.Va [452/617] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:11:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/30/18 03:51:12] Andries and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 04:29:36] djm, mordac, and Nistur [1001/2395] have team battled max, Asara, and Nofew [597/2938] and won! 1 day, 19:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 17:32:57] womblecat [342/616] has challenged Nofew [607/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:39 is added to womblecat's clock.
[09/01/18 04:05:11] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:47:52 towards level 78.
[09/01/18 15:00:51] sheu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 12:56:32] Nofew [399/1027] has challenged meffe [370/715] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:54:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/03/18 04:27:34] Tim, bootdisk, and mwhahaha [1004/2384] have team battled Nofew, Misza, and apiw [2525/2917] and lost! 1 day, 21:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/18 07:59:43] Herb_Tarlek [697/872] has come upon Nofew [603/1027] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:33:22 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/04/18 09:55:34] Nofew [568/1027] has come upon dindinx [237/796] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:27:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/05/18 20:01:49] Nofew [460/1027] has come upon ncarl747 [112/788] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:02:59 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/06/18 07:51:50] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:32:32 towards level 78.
[09/06/18 10:42:35] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:21 towards level 78.
[09/06/18 18:54:41] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:49 from level 78.
[09/07/18 14:44:06] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:50 towards level 78.
[09/07/18 23:59:16] pztrn [133/339] has challenged Nofew [428/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to pztrn's clock.
[09/08/18 05:41:02] Nofew [465/1027] has challenged suterismus [296/1284] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:04:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/08/18 15:06:02] Nofew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:00 towards level 78.
[09/08/18 22:46:39] Crazycatlady [211/551] has challenged Nofew [662/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:08 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/09/18 14:32:53] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:21 towards level 78.
[09/10/18 11:58:50] Nofew [23/1027] has challenged MJ94 [450/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:57:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/10/18 18:32:47] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:21 towards level 78.
[09/11/18 03:44:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 09:47:05 from level 78.
[09/12/18 09:18:11] brycec [444/1148] has challenged Nofew [641/1027] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to brycec's clock.
[09/12/18 11:36:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 14:30:15 toward level 78.
[09/13/18 11:12:32] JuanMaestro, Nofew, and Sharky4 [1885/2639] have team battled woonack, Cypher, and useless [2225/2452] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 21:46:43] sunri5e, Yuhno, and alephnull [1432/2215] have team battled xtort-, soltys, and Nofew [622/2013] and won! 1 day, 19:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/18 09:38:39] apiw [37/729] has challenged Nofew [1/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:33:59 is removed from apiw's clock.
[09/15/18 16:52:48] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:31:10 towards level 78.
[09/15/18 17:14:25] freeboson and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/18 18:58:24] Tor [365/1101] has challenged Nofew [860/1027] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to Tor's clock.
[09/17/18 09:07:30] freeboson and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 22:28:34] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:35:14 from level 78.
[09/18/18 01:26:58] dindinx [7/805] has challenged Nofew [278/1027] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:57:37 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/20/18 01:14:12] Nofew [292/1027] has come upon LegendaryQ [416/455] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:00:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/22/18 01:32:52] Ttech [476/1702] has challenged Nofew [284/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:27:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/24/18 17:55:07] Nofew [832/1027] has challenged elbie [312/716] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:44:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/26/18 06:14:34] theZoMBiE [57/256] has challenged Nofew [6/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/26/18 12:09:48] bebbet [302/544] has challenged Nofew [28/1027] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:58:21 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[09/27/18 19:52:00] Nofew [51/1027] has come upon Crazycatlady [262/551] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 02:28:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/28/18 20:29:21] niko [234/607] has challenged Nofew [281/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:59:36 is added to niko's clock.
[09/29/18 10:31:51] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:02:07 from level 78.
[09/30/18 08:12:46] Nofew and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 03:53:45] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:18:32 towards level 78.
[10/01/18 10:43:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 27 days, 00:48:11 toward level 78.
[10/02/18 05:27:44] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:07:18 towards level 78.
[10/02/18 17:07:39] Nofew [604/1027] has come upon LukeLR [634/667] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:40:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/10/18 21:17:32] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 21:02:55] Nofew [813/1027] has challenged MJ94 [238/680] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:42:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/19/18 00:05:53] Nofew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:00:58 from level 78.
[10/21/18 08:47:47] ohnx, Nofew, and Xenthys [1670/2586] have team battled borsin, Khorne, and ncarl747 [102/2487] and won! 6 days, 09:34:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 11:16:18] Nofew [876/1027] has come upon Atan [114/543] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:03:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/21/18 14:34:11] Nofew [390/1027] has come upon zankore [874/1082] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:18:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/21/18 23:27:32] Nofew [370/1027] has come upon PiotrekD [51/660] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:25:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/22/18 12:40:07] Nofew [629/1027] has challenged woonack [84/485] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:18:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/22/18 18:32:02] Emar [80/88] has challenged Nofew [516/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Emar's clock.
[10/26/18 09:53:40] Nofew [542/1027] has come upon LukeLR [604/667] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:36:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/27/18 17:43:52] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:28:07 towards level 78.
[10/28/18 09:42:22] borsin and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 22:11:15] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:44:33 towards level 78.
[10/29/18 11:09:22] idlerpgww and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 19:40:01] dax, Brady, and mwhahaha [1648/2485] have team battled Nofew, sigmg, and Emar [396/2094] and won! 1 day, 12:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/18 11:36:19] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:31 towards level 78.
[11/02/18 11:35:01] Nofew [745/1027] has challenged idlerpgww [220/591] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:41:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/02/18 12:10:33] Nofew [615/1027] has come upon Cameron_D [307/1608] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:23:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/02/18 20:12:47] Nofew [739/1027] has come upon neurospex [298/1206] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:39:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/02/18 20:12:47] Nofew has dealt neurospex a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:10:07 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/02/18 21:13:24] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:45:57 towards level 78.
[11/03/18 15:41:04] ToHellWithGA [410/954] has challenged Nofew [75/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:25:07 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/04/18 14:35:18] Nofew [961/1027] has come upon psycho [168/362] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:20:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/05/18 07:03:38] Nofew [606/1027] has come upon KeboDK [290/1008] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:43:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/06/18 16:01:52] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:05:43 from level 78.
[11/08/18 11:06:48] Nofew [616/1027] has come upon yano [442/691] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:17:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/09/18 18:12:22] Nofew [846/1027] has come upon Andries [8/766] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:08:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/09/18 18:12:34] Nofew [54/1027] has challenged BagelBites [75/353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/09/18 21:21:30] Nofew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:30:56 from level 78.
[11/10/18 01:16:25] Desspugne, HeavyPodda, and IdleMaster [1344/2166] have team battled elbie, LukeLR, and Nofew [1684/2401] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/18 14:55:59] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:39 towards level 78.
[11/10/18 17:34:27] Nofew [348/1027] has come upon elf [949/1124] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:20:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/11/18 15:26:58] Nofew [49/1027] has come upon dax [400/610] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:34:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/13/18 10:31:49] Pici [726/1115] has challenged Nofew [683/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:01:40 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/13/18 12:25:17] Nofew [971/1027] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [405/438] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:26:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/13/18 16:50:55] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:50:22 from level 78.
[11/13/18 17:10:36] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:36 towards level 78.
[11/13/18 20:21:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 8 days, 03:01:56 toward level 78.
[11/15/18 15:10:58] vox [188/1170] has come upon Nofew [536/1027] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:09:07 is added to vox's clock.
[11/15/18 17:20:05] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:10:51 from level 78.
[11/18/18 03:56:23] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:55 towards level 78.
[11/18/18 06:17:03] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:09:20 from level 78.
[11/18/18 08:15:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 5 days, 00:15:51 toward level 78.
[11/18/18 10:53:05] mistaEvO8 [87/254] has challenged Nofew [213/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/19/18 04:09:50] WallIdl and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/18 22:05:35] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:46 towards level 78.
[11/20/18 15:56:10] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:01 towards level 78.
[11/20/18 22:07:45] dakafal [51/227] has challenged Nofew [712/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to dakafal's clock.
[11/21/18 01:02:51] Nofew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:04:40 from level 78.
[11/22/18 14:30:29] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:42:43 towards level 78.
[11/23/18 16:46:17] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:13:07 towards level 78.
[11/24/18 00:31:45] Nofew, L, and HellSpawn [440/1776] have team battled MetaNova, acolarh, and brendan [331/3147] and won! 0 days, 04:52:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 12:02:03] PiotrekD and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 15:15:39] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:51:15 towards level 78.
[11/25/18 04:26:25] Nofew and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 22:13:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 10 days, 13:44:06 toward level 78.
[11/27/18 02:59:47] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:22:28 from level 78.
[11/27/18 04:13:01] Nofew [947/1050] has come upon Zaratustra [685/1170] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:36:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/18 10:53:14] Syloq [440/589] has challenged Nofew [438/1050] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:08:18 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[11/30/18 08:09:48] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and MrGlass [2072/2437] have team battled h00k, L, and Nofew [1199/2021] and won! 0 days, 01:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 22:16:21] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:14 from level 78.
[12/02/18 09:31:54] xonic [17/18] has challenged Nofew [754/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to xonic's clock.
[12/03/18 01:59:19] Nofew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:49 towards level 78.
[12/06/18 17:38:25] waifu [175/711] has challenged Nofew [415/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:12 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/07/18 11:59:21] xonic, Eiam, and brendan [2456/2492] have team battled Nofew, Ratigan, and sjefen6 [1552/2156] and won! 0 days, 03:58:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/18 00:35:15] Nofew [239/1050] has come upon grooverider [1154/1398] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:09:23 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/09/18 20:05:28] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:16:05 from level 78.
[12/09/18 21:56:12] Nofew [1041/1050] has challenged acolarh [509/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:04:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/10/18 00:51:54] suterismus, Cameron_D, and Roxana [2417/4036] have team battled SlowRiot, Nofew, and JensRex [2109/3115] and won! 0 days, 02:45:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 17:53:45] Nofew and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 14:11:21] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:28 towards level 78.
[12/13/18 04:37:10] Nofew [369/1050] has come upon idlerpgww [715/760] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:43:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/13/18 23:12:09] Brady, Xenthys, and grooverider [1064/2852] have team battled sunri5e, IndigoTiger, and Nofew [716/3078] and won! 0 days, 05:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/18 14:59:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 12 days, 10:27:40 toward level 78.
[12/17/18 05:20:35] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:18 towards level 78.
[12/17/18 11:18:31] crysys [132/753] has challenged Nofew [716/1050] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:36:56 is added to crysys's clock.
[12/17/18 12:30:08] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:41 towards level 78.
[12/17/18 13:45:34] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:46 towards level 78.
[12/17/18 18:49:18] MetaNova, Nofew, and h00k [1652/2744] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Xenthys, and sigmg [244/1335] and won! 0 days, 15:10:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/18 19:20:22] Nofew [437/1050] has challenged HeavyPodda [922/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/18/18 02:17:10] NPC4946410567318 [236/436] has challenged Nofew [473/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[12/18/18 11:48:36] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:52 towards level 78.
[12/18/18 17:44:34] brycec, Zye, and Asara [3731/4080] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Tenorman, and Nofew [1002/2639] and won! 2 days, 19:58:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 00:49:52] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:01 towards level 78.
[12/20/18 19:31:58] Nofew [162/1050] has come upon el [166/934] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:49:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/21/18 10:19:46] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:24 towards level 78.
[12/21/18 14:14:06] woonack, vegadark, and TauPan [257/1589] have team battled Syloq, brycec, and Nofew [2357/2864] and lost! 9 days, 11:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/18 01:08:24] crudd, KeboDK, and Nofew [437/2671] have team battled Atan, FSM, and Nistur [137/1949] and won! 0 days, 02:52:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 04:21:48] nickware stole Nofew's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! nickware leaves their old level 62 ring behind, which Nofew then takes.
[12/23/18 16:42:52] zygren, Nofew, and nickware [1997/2244] have team battled Pici, zankore, and PiotrekD [2239/2880] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 03:13:17] Nofew [572/1038] has come upon Yuhno [483/674] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:44:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/24/18 06:48:08] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:45 towards level 78.
[12/25/18 01:01:04] petrichor, autist, and yano [2152/2251] have team battled psycho, PiotrekD, and Nofew [1211/2164] and won! 0 days, 11:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 00:15:29] Nofew [284/1038] has come upon bobvador [400/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/26/18 15:19:49] Nofew [539/1038] has come upon Sundance [529/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:30:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/26/18 18:02:05] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:27 towards level 78.
[12/31/18 10:38:44] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:29 from level 78.
[12/31/18 16:39:17] vox [1096/1170] has challenged Nofew [607/1038] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:27:34 is removed from vox's clock.
[01/01/19 00:49:25] Nofew [934/1038] has come upon acolarh [585/742] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:42:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/01/19 04:36:11] crudd, allo, and irix [890/2148] have team battled bebbet, Nofew, and IllusiveMan_ [859/2116] and won! 2 days, 09:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 00:24:30] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:23 towards level 78.
[01/02/19 01:08:57] JensRex, SCSi, and lipek [1654/2890] have team battled neurospex, Nofew, and kenyon [1930/3569] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/19 01:31:29] Asara and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 08:54:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 5 days, 13:35:20 toward level 78.
[01/02/19 19:53:10] Nofew [779/1038] has come upon MadMan [681/1154] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:23:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/03/19 11:45:55] bootdisk, hannesenator, and Nofew [942/3427] have team battled lipek, Tor, and sigmg [2411/3135] and lost! 1 day, 05:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/19 21:45:25] Nofew [678/1038] has come upon eva42 [292/1327] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:55:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/05/19 13:04:15] Nofew [279/1038] has come upon tmberg [547/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/07/19 07:57:04] Nofew got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:29 from level 78.
[01/07/19 10:17:24] Nofew [542/1038] has challenged kork [273/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/07/19 10:19:09] MJ94, zygren, and Everyman [497/1789] have team battled Nofew, Zythan, and waifu [2100/2360] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/19 22:50:02] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:56 towards level 78.
[01/10/19 04:36:51] Nofew [843/1038] has come upon m0shbear [23/931] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:55:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/10/19 19:37:12] Nofew [613/1038] has challenged fattrat [690/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:24:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/10/19 22:38:00] Nofew [577/1038] has challenged SCSi [81/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:29:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/10/19 23:38:17] Nofew [524/1038] has challenged Beavis [893/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:21:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/12/19 00:03:53] Syloq, Scornn, and Nofew [113/1912] have team battled elf, shandor, and TauPan [1977/2159] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 08:45:28] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 13:53:40] Nofew [779/1038] has come upon Heisenberg [429/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:29:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/13/19 05:28:02] Nofew [45/1038] has come upon theZoMBiE [292/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/14/19 19:36:58] Nofew [474/1038] has come upon brendan [3/1487] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:36:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/15/19 06:03:31] Zoddo [726/1116] has challenged Nofew [170/1038] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:48:22 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[01/17/19 10:47:30] Herb_Tarlek [315/882] has challenged Nofew [788/1038] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/18/19 06:21:22] Nofew [628/1038] has challenged idisjunction [898/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:09:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/22/19 15:12:57] Nofew [893/1038] has come upon dclaw123 [184/1011] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:40:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/23/19 13:34:18] Brady [266/934] has challenged Nofew [712/1038] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:03:52 is added to Brady's clock.
[01/23/19 17:35:17] Bradicus [450/791] has challenged Nofew [19/1038] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:17:44 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/24/19 15:21:53] keepermurf, Nofew, and niko [1220/2588] have team battled yano, D.Va, and DrJosh9000 [1101/2026] and won! 1 day, 17:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 20:20:38] Zoddo, Mateusz, and brendan [1592/3675] have team battled Nofew, L, and allo [724/2017] and won! 0 days, 11:03:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 23:26:31] Sam stole Nofew's level 231 amulet while they were sleeping! Sam leaves their old level 17 amulet behind, which Nofew then takes.
[01/25/19 00:45:42] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:14:30 from level 78.
[01/25/19 18:57:42] Nofew, woonack, and IndigoTiger [1572/2198] have team battled vegadark, suterismus, and bobvador [985/2643] and won! 1 day, 02:57:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 19:45:24] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:48 towards level 78.
[01/26/19 13:10:01] BagelBites, csc2ya, and Homme [992/1313] have team battled Nofew, waifu, and neurospex [435/2831] and won! 0 days, 10:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 18:46:50] SlowRiot, AncalagonThBlack, and Nofew [2213/2520] have team battled zygren, Ratigan, and robox [1455/1638] and won! 1 day, 10:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 18:50:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 09:08:20 toward level 78.
[01/29/19 02:19:57] Nistur and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 21:16:43] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:43 towards level 78.
[01/31/19 06:58:02] Reilly, idlerpgww, Nofew, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/19 16:04:39] wMw [82/287] has challenged Nofew [274/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to wMw's clock.
[02/01/19 23:36:23] Nofew, woonack, jbroome, and DrJosh9000 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/19 05:55:04] Nofew [243/803] has challenged pixelate [140/480] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/03/19 00:20:28] Lnk [169/853] has challenged Nofew [696/803] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:42 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/03/19 02:27:51] Nofew [516/803] has come upon Atan [188/779] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:57:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/03/19 21:47:15] Nofew [555/803] has come upon x0 [351/424] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:10:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/04/19 13:23:08] Nofew and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 16:43:18] Nofew, Globalirc, and Yuhno [188/2271] have team battled elbie, zhalla, and RBecker [778/2105] and lost! 1 day, 01:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 07:03:30] Nofew, djm, and dax [52/2228] have team battled elbie, ToHellWithGA, and Birdbones [577/3297] and lost! 2 days, 20:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 07:58:03] Nofew sharpened the edge of their weapon! Nofew's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/19 13:34:38] Nofew [649/839] has challenged dwfreed [103/367] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:38:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/06/19 09:39:28] Nofew [302/839] has challenged Antium [373/554] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:17:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 04:45:55] Nofew [382/839] has come upon MJ94 [442/678] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:18:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 06:17:25] Nofew [69/839] has come upon PiotrekD [688/745] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:34:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 10:09:53] vegadark, Nofew, and dax [306/2156] have team battled zygren, TimWolla, and apiw [714/2463] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 13:34:58] Nofew [27/839] has come upon MrGlass [49/900] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:10:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 18:49:47] Nofew [561/839] has come upon Killerkid [1021/1086] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:36:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 21:48:12] Nofew [517/839] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [239/768] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:59:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/07/19 22:40:39] Roxana and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 11:27:04] Nofew [515/839] has come upon Zythan [33/525] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:12:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/09/19 04:34:55] Nofew [504/839] has come upon TimWolla [358/1156] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:26:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/09/19 13:58:37] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:18 towards level 79.
[02/09/19 17:42:27] Nofew [385/839] has come upon SCSi [233/547] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:41:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/10/19 06:01:38] Nofew [712/839] has challenged elf [745/1184] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:48:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/10/19 21:54:10] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:42:01 towards level 79.
[02/11/19 13:43:31] Scornn and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 12:53:16] idlerpgww and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 15:36:40] Nofew [227/840] has come upon Pici [353/1164] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:54:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/15/19 10:24:05] Nofew [557/840] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [343/452] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:12:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/17/19 16:42:27] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:05:21 from level 79.
[02/17/19 23:41:07] Birdbones [449/1379] has challenged Nofew [650/840] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:38:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/18/19 08:43:10] Nofew [772/840] has challenged m0shbear [75/927] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:50:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/18/19 10:45:45] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:02:26 towards level 79.
[02/18/19 21:40:10] Nofew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:23:22 from level 79.
[02/19/19 01:05:58] Nofew [230/840] has come upon grooverider [611/1385] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:27:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/19/19 12:07:35] Nofew [500/840] has come upon Virtual [67/638] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:27:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/19 07:56:33] Zaratustra, MrGlass, and Nofew [2185/2888] have team battled el, Reilly, and dxtr [1393/2310] and won! 6 days, 08:39:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/19 14:41:12] Nofew [588/840] has come upon osannatas [127/799] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/19 17:02:17] Fluttershy, Nofew, and psycho [1569/2356] have team battled moaz, yano, and brendan [364/2364] and won! 1 day, 16:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/19 17:56:24] KeboDK [654/821] has challenged Nofew [180/840] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:54:03 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/21/19 04:27:21] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 06:59:29] Nofew [207/840] has challenged Crazycatlady [432/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:35:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/21/19 11:36:17] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:53:28 towards level 79.
[02/22/19 04:35:08] elbie, Nofew, and manish17xxx [160/2580] have team battled autist, Nistur, and Sundance [1906/1952] and lost! 2 days, 10:42:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 03:09:33] Nofew [242/840] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [255/450] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:37:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/23/19 16:12:27] bigjay [335/1435] has challenged Nofew [1/840] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:33:29 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[02/24/19 05:15:22] Iceman [83/416] has challenged Nofew [797/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:07:26 is added to Iceman's clock.
[02/24/19 20:08:48] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:49 towards level 79.
[02/24/19 21:28:02] Birdbones, zhalla, and Nofew [1517/2591] have team battled Milquetoast, mistaEvO8, and pixelate [693/2035] and won! 0 days, 20:36:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 00:49:37] Nofew [766/840] has challenged Ratigan [187/439] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:40:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/02/19 18:49:12] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:34:53 towards level 79.
[03/04/19 09:47:09] Nofew, mordac, and alephnull [1908/2903] have team battled Ttech, PiotrekD, and Crazycatlady [680/3129] and won! 3 days, 20:06:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 21:42:05] darkmage [33/1152] has come upon Nofew [286/840] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:04:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/06/19 02:12:37] MiddlewareMonkey [68/450] has challenged Nofew [440/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:30:29 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/06/19 17:56:18] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:20 towards level 79.
[03/08/19 18:16:11] Nofew [443/840] has come upon xayto [453/727] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:41:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/19 04:32:56] Nofew [435/840] has come upon waifu [603/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:36:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/19 05:28:13] Nofew [274/840] has challenged ishanyx [532/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:28:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/19 17:30:37] Nofew [759/840] has challenged KeboDK [200/803] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:13:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/12/19 17:28:39] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:04:27 towards level 79.
[03/13/19 00:27:56] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:29:27 towards level 79.
[03/13/19 05:47:36] Nofew [59/840] has challenged Fluttershy [658/1075] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:49:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/14/19 05:09:44] Xenofex, Nofew, and SirMonkeybox [621/2115] have team battled PiotrekD, Killerkid, and dayman [182/2313] and won! 1 day, 00:43:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 06:52:46] djm [603/803] has challenged Nofew [357/840] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:26:47 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/14/19 22:32:07] Iceman [220/419] has come upon Nofew [254/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:16:26 is added to Iceman's clock.
[03/15/19 02:27:52] Nofew [573/840] has come upon ncarl747 [61/782] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:16:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/15/19 06:26:24] vegadark, Nofew, and Heisenberg [74/2235] have team battled Tenorman, holloway, and vox [1073/3265] and lost! 1 day, 09:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/19 04:38:50] vegadark, hannesenator, and Zaratustra [1255/3061] have team battled allo, fattrat, and Nofew [2328/2682] and lost! 4 days, 10:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 13:06:23] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:18:46 towards level 79.
[03/20/19 18:37:04] Nofew [262/840] has come upon ishanyx [369/626] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:10:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/23/19 18:27:10] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:55 towards level 79.
[03/23/19 21:03:56] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:40:59 towards level 79.
[03/23/19 22:50:59] Nofew [358/840] has come upon Asara [979/1370] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:43:25 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/24/19 14:45:33] Nofew [776/840] has challenged MaryMaid [92/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:41:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/24/19 15:45:46] Nofew [699/840] has challenged dclaw123 [743/981] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:34:58 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/12/19 06:00:29] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:43:53 from level 79.
[04/12/19 09:49:14] Nofew [596/840] has come upon JuanMaestro [494/884] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:21:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/12/19 09:52:26] Andries and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 10:31:09] Nofew [592/840] has come upon Scornn [173/423] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:55:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/12/19 13:29:02] Nofew [402/840] has challenged ncarl747 [458/750] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:14:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/13/19 06:50:27] Nofew [459/840] has come upon droogie [750/915] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:44:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/13/19 16:48:00] Nechayev [159/346] has challenged Nofew [40/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:41 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[04/21/19 04:13:27] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:55:31 from level 79.
[04/21/19 04:48:07] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:07:42 from level 79.
[04/22/19 00:21:17] Nofew, dwfreed, and Lemongrab [925/2025] have team battled LapTop006, sunri5e, and ilbelkyr [470/2607] and won! 3 days, 15:50:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 10:14:09] Nofew [819/840] has come upon psycho [423/441] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:35:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/22/19 17:23:19] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 21:04:27] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:05:09 towards level 79.
[04/23/19 07:34:38] freeboson and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/19 17:31:48] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:09:42 towards level 79.
[04/29/19 13:05:42] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:52:48 from level 79.
[04/30/19 03:18:45] elbie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 10:39:15] Nofew [782/854] has come upon yano [163/480] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:51:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/19 19:18:02] Nofew [634/854] has come upon LordH [81/1102] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:02:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/19 20:06:37] Nofew [649/854] has come upon pfoley [22/703] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:33:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/19 20:06:37] Nofew has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:05:25 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/01/19 05:10:45] sheu [506/579] has challenged Nofew [502/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:13:38 is removed from sheu's clock.
[05/01/19 20:14:16] Nofew [756/854] has challenged IdleBot [192/1919] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:05:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/01/19 21:14:30] Nofew [360/854] has challenged jack [6/242] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:49:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/02/19 07:12:48] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:55 towards level 79.
[05/02/19 18:20:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 5 days, 17:42:20 toward level 79.
[05/05/19 04:10:47] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:24:54 towards level 79.
[05/05/19 17:29:46] Bkid, elf, and Nofew [2001/2795] have team battled pants, holloway, and Sundance [699/2738] and won! 0 days, 00:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/19 05:39:23] Nofew [841/854] has challenged Zoddo [347/1167] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:57:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/06/19 06:36:16] Atan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/19 07:39:51] Nofew [459/854] has challenged dclaw123 [171/977] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:50:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/07/19 21:04:19] autist, TimWolla, and rxcomm [822/2987] have team battled bisco, Nofew, and Brainiac [47/1973] and won! 0 days, 01:08:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 23:47:41] damyan, psycho, Nofew, and Xenthys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/19 02:59:12] anarcat, Nofew, and CornFly [381/2462] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Mateusz, and dave [126/1920] and won! 1 day, 09:03:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 07:55:07] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:44 towards level 79.
[05/14/19 11:44:09] wMw, Lnk, and bootdisk [704/2558] have team battled Nofew, meskio, and allo [426/1885] and won! 0 days, 10:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 22:49:27] Nofew [336/854] has come upon loomysh [46/918] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:39:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/15/19 08:30:47] cirdan [387/991] has challenged Nofew [407/854] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:57 is added to cirdan's clock.
[05/16/19 13:08:22] Noxwaste, Eldoreth, and dindinx [989/2255] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Nofew, and max [8/2449] and won! 0 days, 00:24:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/19 11:41:13] Nofew [729/862] has come upon Touchpad [97/137] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:48:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/17/19 22:12:18] Nofew and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 18:43:30] Nofew, FSM, and shandor [21/2169] have team battled WallIdl, pollo, and Milquetoast [1754/2704] and lost! 1 day, 11:49:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/19 21:28:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 24 days, 09:00:45 toward level 79.
[05/23/19 23:27:12] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 02:56:53] Zoddo, strife, and Nofew [1052/2443] have team battled holloway, TimWolla, and sheu [1712/2791] and lost! 1 day, 21:34:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/19 19:43:55] Herb_Tarlek, alephnull, and Tenorman [501/2834] have team battled Nofew, brendan, and MadMan [1565/3351] and lost! 3 days, 07:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 07:47:18] Equinox, Nofew, and Misza [833/2386] have team battled L, woonack, and agrajag [362/2296] and won! 0 days, 02:26:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 22:29:45] damyan [811/898] has challenged Nofew [471/862] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:49:03 is removed from damyan's clock.
[05/26/19 14:46:39] Asara and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 03:35:49] blizgerg, CornFly, and Nofew [1955/3347] have team battled Andries, ncarl747, and brendan [202/2612] and won! 0 days, 09:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 17:08:03] borsin, tmberg, and Xenthys [2677/2731] have team battled Nofew, ilbelkyr, and max [977/2746] and won! 0 days, 09:23:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 18:51:39] Syloq and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 23:34:19] Nofew [264/862] has come upon sjums_the_great [231/454] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:01:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/08/19 00:34:35] Nofew [231/862] has come upon sunri5e [895/1196] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:18:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/09/19 08:41:51] Nofew [448/862] has come upon Lemelisk [1260/1386] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:41:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/09/19 11:13:31] jbroome [184/690] has challenged Nofew [580/862] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:53:48 is added to jbroome's clock.
[06/09/19 12:27:45] Nofew [190/862] has come upon Noxwaste [243/407] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:24:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/09/19 15:14:30] brycec and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/19 15:19:55] Lnk [6/961] has challenged Nofew [861/862] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:54:55 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/11/19 03:23:13] Nofew [9/862] has come upon jvoisin [473/521] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:43:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/11/19 20:20:58] MadMan, Nofew, and M144 [1381/2832] have team battled Clearcasting, xayto, and cirdan [2375/2458] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/19 21:38:41] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:59:30 towards level 79.
[06/12/19 13:09:24] Nofew [96/862] has come upon Notir [46/329] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:54:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/12/19 15:14:40] wMw, Nofew, and zid [2413/2513] have team battled Kerri, Psilocybe, and cirdan [80/2197] and won! 0 days, 14:37:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/19 10:19:41] Nofew, Iceman, and Equinox [446/2147] have team battled LordH, Zoddo, and bootdisk [360/3189] and won! 0 days, 00:57:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 09:55:53] Nofew, FSM, and chauffer [1912/2095] have team battled MaryMaid, Birdbones, and ToHellWithGA [46/2816] and won! 1 day, 12:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 11:39:44] Nofew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:00:36 from level 79.
[06/25/19 14:24:34] Nofew [229/862] has come upon cirdan [915/1049] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:50:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/25/19 16:10:18] Nofew [211/862] has come upon psycho [279/442] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:03:23 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/04/19 12:43:51] SirMonkeybox and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 23:42:07] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:05:34 towards level 79.
[07/06/19 03:07:42] Nofew, Mateusz, and JensRex [274/3170] have team battled FSM, Scornn, and meskio [180/1945] and won! 1 day, 20:03:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/19 23:43:53] loomysh, phraktyl, and kork [473/1595] have team battled dax, Nofew, and buksi [2019/2176] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/19 19:10:19] Nofew and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 21:43:51] Nofew [750/862] has come upon Nechayev [183/748] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:44:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/09/19 00:35:36] Nofew [277/862] has challenged The_Joker [296/415] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:07:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/10/19 04:41:57] Lnk [540/1004] has challenged Nofew [385/862] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:13 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/10/19 06:54:21] Nofew got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:45:04 from level 79.
[07/11/19 04:01:12] Nofew [781/862] has come upon butlerian [225/458] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:53:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/12/19 02:05:06] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:02:40 towards level 79.
[07/12/19 10:29:38] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:27 towards level 79.
[07/12/19 19:56:07] TheresusPheronor [304/476] has challenged Nofew [730/862] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:37:45 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[07/13/19 04:58:05] Cameron_D [47/1624] has challenged Nofew [741/862] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:58:44 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[07/13/19 21:01:33] loomysh [681/838] has challenged Nofew [156/862] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:27:31 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[07/14/19 02:15:26] GipsyPureGold, Mateusz, and Ratigan [1685/2017] have team battled skarlso, Nofew, and Eiam [81/2026] and won! 0 days, 00:28:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 12:04:42] loomysh [220/838] has challenged Nofew [41/862] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:30:41 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[07/14/19 18:19:05] djm and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 16:30:00] Roxana and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 12:42:51] Nofew [44/862] has come upon bebbet [479/566] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:56:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/17/19 00:55:41] efertone and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 17:49:54] Nofew, rxcomm, and kork [91/2550] have team battled mordac, pollo, and Kropotkin [1159/2747] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 01:46:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 20 days, 23:59:10 toward level 79.
[07/19/19 05:40:18] Nofew [610/862] has come upon Brainiac [215/727] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:16:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/19/19 12:37:20] petrichor, Curious_Onion, and dkorhonen [1239/2231] have team battled neurospex, zid, and Nofew [2870/3209] and lost! 0 days, 11:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 00:29:48] AncalagonThBlack and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 07:46:58] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:30 towards level 79.
[08/02/19 14:46:03] dax, bigjay, and KeboDK [1646/2748] have team battled Nofew, GraysonBriggs, and Agent86 [1363/1919] and won! 2 days, 17:21:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 09:58:50] niko, kork, and Lemelisk [404/2515] have team battled Nofew, Iceman, and Zyphyr [2176/2371] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/19 00:11:51] Birdbones, Nofew, and djm [840/3262] have team battled kenyon, Ttech, and AncalagonThBlack [125/3924] and won! 0 days, 17:36:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 20:14:29] Nofew [54/865] has challenged M144 [521/812] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:11:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/08/19 22:29:05] algernon [412/618] has come upon Nofew [656/865] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:48:57 is added to algernon's clock.
[08/12/19 10:59:41] AngryParsley, Nofew, and max [248/3009] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and Zyphyr [2206/3299] and lost! 2 days, 04:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/19 01:25:59] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:47:03 towards level 79.
[08/13/19 09:21:33] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:05:29 towards level 79.
[08/15/19 08:53:26] Lemelisk [191/1345] has challenged Nofew [322/865] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:01:15 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/15/19 20:42:50] Nofew [119/865] has come upon max [222/995] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:15:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/16/19 04:49:24] Nofew [80/865] has come upon himuraken [925/977] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:53:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/16/19 13:10:27] Nofew [145/865] has come upon aismallard [140/808] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:12:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/17/19 21:42:51] Nofew [558/865] has come upon yano [377/513] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 00:52:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/18/19 15:03:14] Tiny_Nuggins [215/363] has come upon Nofew [477/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:14 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[08/19/19 09:14:05] AbacusAvenger [488/909] has challenged Nofew [159/865] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:30:50 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[08/20/19 05:28:50] Nofew [51/865] has come upon bisco [191/855] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:02:23 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/02/19 03:08:40] Nofew [658/865] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [825/907] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:43:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/02/19 08:29:56] Nofew [710/865] has challenged JensRex [819/1263] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:54:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/02/19 14:31:15] vegadark [57/656] has challenged Nofew [187/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:07:19 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/03/19 01:47:28] Sharky4, loomysh, and Nofew [2657/2789] have team battled SCSi, brendan, and MiddlewareMonkey [647/3028] and won! 0 days, 03:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/19 03:13:00] Nofew [523/865] has come upon Misza [472/1304] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 01:22:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/03/19 14:16:53] Nofew [617/865] has come upon SCSi [587/734] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:58:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/04/19 00:38:55] Cameron_D [170/1260] has challenged Nofew [134/865] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:38:59 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[09/04/19 07:02:53] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:21:14 towards level 79.
[09/05/19 14:58:04] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:28:51 from level 79.
[09/06/19 00:53:43] Brady, Lnk, and kenyon [1816/3088] have team battled mordac, Varjatticus, and Nofew [1739/2542] and won! 6 days, 23:43:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 03:46:28] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 22:37:57] Nofew [108/874] has come upon blabber [807/833] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:47:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/08/19 02:20:15] xonic [273/830] has challenged Nofew [533/874] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to xonic's clock.
[09/08/19 13:18:02] Nofew [586/874] has come upon yano [264/568] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:20:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/09/19 11:51:54] Killerkid, Mars, and bebbet [2123/2862] have team battled Nofew, idlerpgww, and Asara [1551/2989] and won! 6 days, 07:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 14:08:11] bookworm [179/384] has challenged Nofew [835/874] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:14:24 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/09/19 15:51:29] elbie, inittab, and Nofew [2248/2437] have team battled bisco, dindinx, and soltys [1867/2824] and won! 1 day, 01:34:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 21:44:23] Nofew [571/884] has come upon CornFly [889/1139] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:31:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/10/19 11:46:56] Cujo [8/43] has challenged Nofew [159/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to Cujo's clock.
[09/12/19 05:14:26] Sixbierehomme, CornFly, and Nofew [2038/2909] have team battled Notir, ishanyx, and ToHellWithGA [191/2181] and won! 0 days, 08:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 03:45:28] Nofew [374/884] has come upon Agent86 [459/694] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:14:14 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/14/19 01:01:57] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:07:33 towards level 79.
[09/14/19 10:17:26] Nofew [461/884] has come upon Asara [950/1105] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:26:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/14/19 13:06:18] Nofew [176/884] has come upon Milquetoast [644/1017] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:21:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/14/19 15:48:43] MushHashor, vegadark, and Nofew [882/2097] have team battled Athos, Ratigan, and elf [1365/2576] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/19 15:50:46] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:24:27 towards level 79.
[09/16/19 04:48:11] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:50:31 from level 79.
[09/16/19 07:52:53] Nofew and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/19 08:53:21] Nofew [257/884] has come upon Xenofex [809/871] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:05:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/16/19 22:47:59] dartainus [381/589] has challenged Nofew [725/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:05 is added to dartainus's clock.
[09/18/19 18:40:18] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:05:34 towards level 79.
[09/18/19 23:59:06] Asara and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 05:00:34] Nofew [799/884] has challenged Mars [20/1188] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:00:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/19/19 13:56:50] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:19:45 towards level 79.
[09/19/19 20:09:09] Tiny_Nuggins, allo, and Nofew [1321/1917] have team battled MadMan, TimWolla, and Tratos [700/3136] and won! 0 days, 01:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 03:21:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 46 days, 12:16:33 toward level 79.
[09/24/19 04:28:02] allo [430/689] has challenged Nofew [203/884] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:50:02 is removed from allo's clock.
[09/25/19 22:38:09] Nofew [705/884] has challenged bebbet [398/587] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:55:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/26/19 21:43:36] PiotrekD [902/952] has challenged Nofew [40/884] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:03:38 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[09/27/19 04:16:24] Nofew [721/884] has come upon jbroome [652/753] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:02:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/27/19 08:15:24] sc_, Nofew, and astropoint [1279/2384] have team battled TauPan, Iceman, and HeavyPodda [16/2605] and won! 1 day, 06:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/19 08:23:19] Nofew [80/884] has come upon Tor [627/1142] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:50:50 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/27/19 11:22:30] Nofew [112/884] has come upon The_Joker [190/408] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:35:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/27/19 15:14:08] Nofew [247/884] has come upon suterismus [375/1363] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:03:32 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/27/19 17:36:15] Nofew bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:08:15 from level 79.
[10/01/19 05:21:12] Xenofex, Sharky4, and Nofew [386/2773] have team battled vegadark, idlerpgww, and sheu [1096/2221] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 11:05:42] Nofew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:42:22 towards level 79.
[10/07/19 06:42:47] Nofew [721/884] has challenged androphius [26/331] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:57:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/07/19 12:44:12] Nofew [799/884] has challenged StalkR [5/432] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:17:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/09/19 17:49:55] TheresusPheronor [498/529] has come upon Nofew [20/884] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:14:47 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[10/12/19 09:38:49] Nofew misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:17:10 from level 79.
[10/14/19 00:31:59] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:27:11 towards level 79.
[10/14/19 23:23:27] Nofew [673/880] has come upon djm [694/1002] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:37:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/15/19 16:53:48] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:07:38 towards level 79.
[10/17/19 04:21:20] Yuhno and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/19 12:10:06] Nofew [445/880] has come upon pollo [369/945] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:09:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/17/19 13:07:16] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:15:25 towards level 79.
[10/18/19 08:46:47] Nofew [302/880] has challenged djm [798/1002] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:00:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/18/19 10:07:32] ohnx [54/963] has challenged Nofew [163/880] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to ohnx's clock.
[10/19/19 03:29:22] Nofew [45/880] has come upon pollo [352/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:09:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/19/19 05:08:29] Desspugne [473/764] has challenged Nofew [260/880] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:13 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[10/20/19 05:57:17] Nofew [596/880] has challenged rxcomm [690/1309] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:26:54 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/20/19 10:05:50] Nofew [800/880] has come upon Nechayev [469/793] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:12:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/21/19 01:01:40] lavamind [437/674] has challenged Nofew [114/906] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:00:26 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[10/21/19 12:30:21] Nofew [154/906] has come upon woonack [295/731] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:34:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/21/19 12:54:33] TimWolla and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 13:38:04] Nofew, kork, and Athos [1696/1719] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, The_Joker, and Xenofex [912/1894] and won! 0 days, 09:30:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 14:10:21] Nofew [806/906] has challenged ohnx [891/972] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:53:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/22/19 14:16:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 14 days, 06:10:31 toward level 79.
[10/22/19 16:10:49] Nofew [599/906] has challenged Yuhno [494/666] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:42:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/23/19 22:24:17] Heisenberg [663/785] has challenged Nofew [365/906] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:01:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/25/19 02:42:30] Nofew lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:54:20 from level 79.
[10/25/19 04:01:33] Nofew [129/906] has come upon apiw [857/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:53:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/25/19 07:42:32] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:42:42 towards level 79.
[11/02/19 10:14:52] Nofew [823/906] has come upon pants [526/1267] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:58:41 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/05/19 23:05:47] Roxana and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 02:30:35] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:03:55 towards level 79.
[11/06/19 07:14:08] Nofew EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:03:10 from level 79.
[11/06/19 09:24:15] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:56 towards level 79.
[11/06/19 12:50:29] Nofew [788/906] has come upon grooverider [206/1460] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:51:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/06/19 20:20:47] Nofew and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/19 00:08:49] Nofew [766/911] has challenged KH405 [161/530] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:14:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/10/19 04:46:41] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:44:20 from level 79.
[11/11/19 07:34:09] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:53:22 towards level 79.
[11/11/19 20:25:30] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:31:58 towards level 79.
[11/13/19 06:23:22] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:35 towards level 79.
[11/13/19 19:37:52] Nofew, petrichor, and Brainiac [823/2998] have team battled pants, csc2ya, and tspange [1448/2609] and lost! 3 days, 23:37:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/19 23:35:59] grooverider, Agent86, and Tratos [1714/3157] have team battled Nofew, Ratigan, and Zaratustra [2775/2849] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/19 23:53:45] FSM [491/789] has challenged Nofew [314/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:44:02 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/15/19 18:12:54] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:09:33 from level 79.
[11/15/19 19:46:49] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:47:20 towards level 79.
[11/17/19 14:04:35] Nofew [373/911] has challenged Elgo [468/612] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:33:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/18/19 08:08:46] Nofew [852/911] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [600/727] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:47:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/18/19 09:07:05] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:52:45 from level 79.
[11/19/19 18:46:27] Nofew [313/911] has come upon keepermurf [681/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:07:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/21/19 15:40:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 29 days, 19:00:39 toward level 79.
[11/23/19 00:57:09] FSM, Chuck, and LapTop006 [1582/2121] have team battled djm, Nofew, and PlasmaStar [1803/2547] and lost! 1 day, 00:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/19 17:39:40] Nofew [441/911] has come upon Misza [1127/1334] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:38:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/23/19 20:44:58] CoolManChris and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 05:24:59] Nofew [858/911] has come upon Notir [9/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:19:55 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/25/19 04:33:57] Ratigan, kenyon, and Mateusz [569/3072] have team battled pixelate, Nofew, and MJ94 [472/1949] and won! 0 days, 19:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 07:32:01] Nofew EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:28 from level 79.
[11/25/19 09:19:30] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:45:40 from level 79.
[11/25/19 11:56:12] Nofew [778/911] has challenged simple [164/1016] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:22:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/26/19 12:12:40] Xenofex, Mateusz, and Nofew [1756/2860] have team battled Brainiac, astropoint, and djm [1403/2782] and won! 0 days, 11:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 16:55:04] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:18 towards level 79.
[11/27/19 01:50:43] Syloq, pixelate, and Cameron_D [793/1882] have team battled Nofew, pollo, and ToHellWithGA [1936/2882] and lost! 0 days, 15:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/19 07:13:23] MadMan, The_Joker, and Nofew [1621/2572] have team battled Nistur, GipsyPureGold, and darkmage [489/2739] and won! 0 days, 07:54:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/19 15:09:07] HeavyPodda [667/943] has challenged Nofew [226/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:18:26 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/27/19 23:27:24] Nofew [641/911] has come upon GipsyPureGold [426/623] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/19 00:51:49] Nofew left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/19 01:11:55] Nofew [433/871] has challenged Pici [58/1344] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/19 08:53:37] Nofew [826/871] has come upon Crazycatlady [342/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/29/19 10:32:43] woonack [657/893] has come upon Nofew [366/872] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:58:11 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/29/19 13:20:42] Nofew [500/872] has challenged ToHellWithGA [309/1026] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:11:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/01/19 13:54:52] Nofew [539/872] has come upon PiotrekD [598/1004] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:33:56 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/01/19 16:33:42] Nofew [640/872] has challenged phraktyl [421/691] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:08:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/05/19 12:45:39] Tor and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/19 05:02:00] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:15:34 towards level 80.
[12/06/19 11:49:13] Nofew [477/872] has come upon xonic [504/711] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:19:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/07/19 00:22:24] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:06:57 towards level 80.
[12/07/19 12:08:43] woonack [306/893] has challenged Nofew [693/872] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:25:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/09/19 09:14:41] Nofew, Lnk, and L [2361/2708] have team battled GipsyPureGold, Zyphyr, and TauPan [475/1635] and won! 0 days, 07:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 21:17:25] Nofew left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Nofew's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/19 03:56:27] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:35:43 towards level 80.
[12/11/19 12:08:46] Nofew and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 03:13:48] MiddlewareMonkey [299/963] has come upon Nofew [10/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:54:07 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/12/19 22:39:07] Nofew [187/836] has come upon Beavis [1103/1143] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:37:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/13/19 12:56:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 26 days, 12:08:53 toward level 80.
[12/15/19 03:28:41] Nofew [493/836] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [438/727] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:32:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/15/19 12:30:13] Nofew [519/836] has come upon pixelate [82/511] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:22:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/16/19 11:52:21] Nofew, TimWolla, and blizgerg [2930/3144] have team battled sjums_the_great, GilbertErik, and dindinx [739/2103] and won! 3 days, 07:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 13:28:33] Nofew, Mars, and TheDeadlyDandy [155/2854] have team battled Elgo, gdm, and MaryMaid [1651/1871] and lost! 1 day, 00:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/19 19:39:57] bobvador, Desspugne, and Nofew [743/2359] have team battled efertone, Zaratustra, and Varjatticus [682/2012] and won! 0 days, 14:22:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 01:24:33] Nofew [151/836] has come upon theZoMBiE [425/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:28:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/20/19 01:37:36] MetaNova, HeavyPodda, and Nofew [560/2772] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Roxana, and Zaratustra [306/3166] and won! 0 days, 22:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/19 02:45:27] sunri5e, efertone, and Milquetoast [1422/2747] have team battled Xenofex, Nofew, and idlerpgww [1604/2502] and lost! 3 days, 13:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/19 08:57:06] bootdisk [419/649] has challenged Nofew [528/836] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[12/21/19 12:26:34] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:21:50 from level 80.
[12/22/19 03:41:22] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:24 towards level 80.
[12/22/19 14:06:36] PiotrekD and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 05:27:09] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:55 towards level 80.
[12/24/19 09:41:57] FSM and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 22:05:43] djm [847/1016] has challenged Nofew [423/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:06 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/27/19 04:12:29] canton7 [1059/1073] has challenged Nofew [609/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:37:36 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/27/19 13:20:57] Nofew [354/836] has come upon gdm [74/637] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:14:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/29/19 02:38:46] Desspugne, pixelate, and Nofew [815/2183] have team battled aismallard, Syloq, and fattrat [494/2748] and won! 2 days, 17:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 06:47:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 01:27:04 toward level 80.
[01/02/20 10:05:08] sheu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 12:08:34] Nofew [549/836] has come upon osannatas [681/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:13:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/02/20 12:47:15] Nofew [424/836] has challenged sunri5e [557/1224] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:51:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/02/20 16:23:54] Nofew [813/836] has come upon elbie [545/964] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:43:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/13/20 06:14:54] dindinx, WallIdl, and freeboson [542/1953] have team battled pixelate, Nofew, and Andries [236/1925] and won! 3 days, 03:16:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 14:05:00] dwfreed, Elgo, and FSM [1351/2321] have team battled SCSi, Yuhno, and Nofew [2/2263] and won! 0 days, 23:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 06:02:44] max [936/994] has challenged Nofew [493/836] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:52:20 is removed from max's clock.
[01/15/20 16:35:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 00:57:07 from level 80.
[01/15/20 20:28:21] Nofew [32/836] has come upon RBecker [472/858] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:49:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/16/20 05:09:36] Nofew [76/836] has come upon MJ94 [534/584] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:55:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/16/20 20:52:51] Nofew [60/836] has come upon waifu [248/1118] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:42:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/16/20 21:11:48] Mithkabob and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/20 16:23:39] csssuf and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 03:09:40] waifu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 15:58:02] Nofew [510/836] has come upon Brainiac [196/845] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:34:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/27/20 20:02:13] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:31:30 towards level 80.
[01/28/20 07:25:47] Mithkabob and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 22:22:37] mordac [979/1302] has challenged Nofew [754/836] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:10:32 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/03/20 01:44:10] Nofew [92/836] has come upon popey [51/425] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:42:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/06/20 10:34:39] lakwatsero [267/388] has challenged Nofew [526/836] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[02/06/20 15:57:27] Beefcan, WallIdl, and Mars [803/2320] have team battled pollo, Nofew, and brendan [491/3149] and won! 1 day, 23:24:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 18:02:06] Nofew [110/836] has come upon maligned [48/283] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:57:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/09/20 01:54:30] sheu [153/576] has challenged Nofew [586/836] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to sheu's clock.
[02/09/20 13:36:15] MetaNova, bookworm, and GipsyPureGold [1875/2056] have team battled Asara, Nofew, and HeavyPodda [2486/2621] and lost! 0 days, 19:16:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/20 15:40:13] Nofew [367/836] has challenged androphius [180/539] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:40:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/10/20 21:33:26] buksi, SirMonkeybox, and sunri5e [486/2537] have team battled Nofew, blizgerg, and golgy [2419/3190] and lost! 0 days, 07:22:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 07:31:11] Bluedog [7/78] has challenged Nofew [603/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[02/12/20 17:29:25] el, Heisenberg, and m0shbear [309/3298] have team battled Beefcan, AbrahamLinksys, and Nofew [1185/1955] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 19:44:57] Eldoreth, micah, and pixelate [1958/2654] have team battled bootdisk, Nofew, and jbroome [1168/2508] and won! 10 days, 00:03:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/20 06:44:22] dindinx, bookworm, SCSi, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/20 10:06:33] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:05 towards level 80.
[02/18/20 11:54:08] waifu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 09:52:22] Scornn [729/873] has challenged Nofew [337/831] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[02/19/20 15:56:23] Nofew and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/20 12:59:59] Nofew [671/831] has come upon elbie [749/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/20/20 23:55:39] Nofew [616/831] has come upon dindinx [310/786] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/23/20 08:20:06] LapTop006 [359/579] has challenged Nofew [575/831] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:26:11 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[02/24/20 12:41:09] Crazycatlady and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/20 13:17:01] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:00 towards level 80.
[02/25/20 13:46:58] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:57 towards level 80.
[02/26/20 00:23:38] NeonSynth [11/18] has challenged Nofew [610/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to NeonSynth's clock.
[02/26/20 09:44:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 2 days, 00:10:17 toward level 80.
[02/26/20 10:14:11] Nofew [747/831] has come upon Yuhno [12/658] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/26/20 11:36:58] Nofew [657/831] has challenged D.Va [140/1153] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:05:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/26/20 19:33:30] Nofew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:21 from level 80.
[02/26/20 21:47:25] sjums_the_great, Nofew, and NeonMobile [690/1708] have team battled lavamind, StalkR, and PiotrekD [1335/2261] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/20 10:05:00] Nofew [533/843] has challenged Ttech [842/1955] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:15:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/28/20 08:47:20] grooverider [470/1518] has challenged Nofew [695/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:56:15 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/29/20 06:39:24] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:24:21 towards level 81.
[02/29/20 13:00:11] Nofew lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:09:45 from level 81.
[02/29/20 15:54:30] Nofew [633/843] has challenged ganome [564/578] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/01/20 22:31:28] Scornn and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/20 07:53:20] Nofew and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/20 07:47:54] zid [274/941] has challenged Nofew [432/843] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:06:27 is added to zid's clock.
[03/04/20 01:52:14] Nofew [52/843] has challenged Neo [267/484] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:56:46 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/05/20 07:04:45] Nofew [391/843] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [779/794] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:39:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/06/20 18:35:21] Nofew [349/843] has come upon Atan [367/796] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:17:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/14/20 04:59:49] snek [131/707] has challenged Nofew [575/843] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:17:24 is added to snek's clock.
[03/14/20 05:08:42] Nofew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:46:14 towards level 81.
[03/14/20 06:00:01] Nofew [581/843] has challenged el [407/1014] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:03:52 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/14/20 07:00:14] Brady [793/1123] has challenged Nofew [826/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:58:58 is added to Brady's clock.
[03/14/20 12:01:14] elbie [706/988] has challenged Nofew [745/843] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:54:56 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/14/20 15:00:09] el, yano, and rxcomm [2317/2977] have team battled kenyon, Nofew, and buksi [1804/2745] and won! 0 days, 00:17:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/20 16:02:00] Lnk [520/1028] has challenged Nofew [804/843] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:30:33 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/15/20 03:41:55] el, yano, Nofew, and Lnk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/20 04:04:25] Nofew [269/843] has challenged Tor [538/1263] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:08:44 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/15/20 05:43:08] macaronus [4/44] has challenged Nofew [772/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to macaronus's clock.
[03/17/20 03:14:00] Nofew [249/843] has challenged Leedsichthys [149/311] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:36:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/17/20 05:14:24] KeboDK [672/742] has challenged Nofew [697/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:37 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[03/17/20 09:31:51] Nofew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:03:35 from level 81.
[03/18/20 00:30:15] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:22:06 towards level 81.
[03/18/20 13:21:09] Psilocybe [557/746] has challenged Nofew [370/843] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:16:22 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[03/18/20 13:21:09] Psilocybe has dealt Nofew a Critical Strike! 8 days, 06:20:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/19/20 10:06:43] blizgerg [531/1374] has come upon Nofew [111/843] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 18:26:50 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/20/20 19:32:29] ganome [21/611] has challenged Nofew [411/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:04 is added to ganome's clock.
[03/21/20 01:36:22] desikitteh [0/3] has challenged Nofew [564/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[03/22/20 04:39:34] buksi [225/818] has challenged Nofew [779/843] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:44:27 is added to buksi's clock.
[03/22/20 08:07:50] AncalagonThBlack and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/20 08:08:07] Nofew [536/843] has come upon StalkR [209/502] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:18:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/23/20 09:45:37] Nofew [656/843] has challenged Syloq [583/789] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:19:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/24/20 06:27:18] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:48 towards level 81.
[03/24/20 22:03:39] Beefcan, StalkR, and Nofew [1489/1856] have team battled sheu, LukeLR, and IdleMaster [1423/2198] and won! 2 days, 11:23:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 02:45:23] Leedsichthys, fattrat, and AncalagonThBlack [1410/2325] have team battled JackSW, Nofew, and JensRex [707/2282] and won! 0 days, 07:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 03:50:05] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:45 from level 81.
[03/27/20 09:06:50] Nofew [170/843] has challenged xayto [589/751] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:42:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/20 00:10:13] Nofew [405/843] has challenged loomysh [611/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:34:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/28/20 00:17:32] Nofew [531/843] has come upon borsin [490/632] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:49:31 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/28/20 03:10:52] Nofew [2/843] has challenged parkaman [125/216] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:01:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/04/20 00:48:43] Nofew [0/843] has challenged StalkR [480/502] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:08:40 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/04/20 15:11:00] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:25 towards level 81.
[04/05/20 04:09:08] ncarl747, brycec, and inittab [2504/2671] have team battled Nofew, damyan, and nickware [2162/3298] and won! 2 days, 11:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 04:55:18] neurospex [1059/1259] has challenged Nofew [39/843] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:16:42 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/05/20 16:01:33] Nofew [220/843] has come upon Athos [113/667] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:00:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/06/20 00:57:27] Tratos, Kronos, and Nofew [1679/2069] have team battled Chuck, Elgo, and Roxana [2660/2840] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 15:03:05] Nofew [359/843] has challenged Ironhoof [377/1257] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:47:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/07/20 11:57:46] Nofew [466/843] has come upon nickware [1089/1220] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:35:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/07/20 14:37:59] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:43 towards level 81.
[04/08/20 20:15:11] skarlso [280/795] has challenged Nofew [615/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:25 is added to skarlso's clock.
[04/09/20 08:38:38] Agent86, Zaratustra, and Nofew [190/2674] have team battled Tenorman, M144, and ToHellWithGA [358/3270] and lost! 11 days, 21:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 00:21:45] KeboDK [624/733] has challenged Nofew [778/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:46:44 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[04/10/20 12:49:31] Susumurata, el, and Nofew [1891/2458] have team battled damyan, scumola, and alephnull [1133/2942] and won! 3 days, 16:16:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 14:47:10] efertone and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 22:25:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 43 days, 06:26:06 toward level 81.
[04/11/20 09:01:32] Bahhumbug, jnerulax, and pants [2445/2687] have team battled IdleMaster, Roxana, and Nofew [179/2906] and won! 0 days, 07:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/20 15:23:57] Flonk, sunri5e, and Nofew [417/3025] have team battled Forud, eta, and Asara [1445/1921] and lost! 2 days, 03:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 15:34:14] Atan, Sharky4, and Scar3cr0w [1775/2637] have team battled Bl4ckC0r3, skarlso, and Nofew [1748/2180] and won! 4 days, 20:24:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/20 16:42:20] niko [858/864] has challenged Nofew [10/843] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:53:11 is removed from niko's clock.
[04/15/20 02:59:18] Nofew, MadMan, and Kronos [1404/2492] have team battled idlerpgww, Birdbones, and meskio [1923/3119] and lost! 0 days, 04:52:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 03:12:55] Nofew [706/843] has come upon AngryParsley [844/1118] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:22:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/15/20 12:20:35] Nofew [133/843] has come upon Jaglag [278/381] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:37:21 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/16/20 06:49:11] Nofew [619/843] has come upon Scar3cr0w [418/711] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:47:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/17/20 02:02:26] idlerpgww and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/20 02:06:30] fattrat, Tiny_Nuggins, and Nofew [1363/3049] have team battled asdf, sheu, and m0shbear [1494/2187] and lost! 3 days, 10:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/20 10:10:45] Nofew saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:50:48 from level 81.
[04/19/20 05:10:08] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:37:42 towards level 81.
[04/19/20 07:16:54] Atan [758/774] has challenged Nofew [758/843] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:16:44 is removed from Atan's clock.
[04/20/20 01:41:14] ncarl747, astropoint, Tenorman, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/20 11:23:42] Nofew [167/843] has challenged xayto [693/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:25:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/21/20 19:20:43] Nofew [64/843] has come upon elf [460/1212] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:40:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/20 09:25:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 11:01:53 toward level 81.
[04/22/20 14:52:54] Nofew [496/843] has come upon neurospex [398/1254] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:47:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/23/20 00:38:56] el [315/1035] has challenged Nofew [164/843] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:55:16 is removed from el's clock.
[04/23/20 00:38:56] In the fierce battle, Nofew dropped their level 40 pair of gloves! el picks it up, tossing their old level 32 pair of gloves to Nofew.
[04/23/20 02:53:56] Nofew [562/834] has come upon el [129/1043] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:23 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/23/20 14:20:18] Nofew [129/834] has challenged IdleMaster [594/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:09:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/23/20 19:06:28] anarcat [590/672] has come upon Nofew [211/834] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:55:16 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[04/23/20 21:45:00] sjefen6 [462/903] has come upon Nofew [804/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:44:55 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/24/20 04:06:02] Nofew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:08 from level 81.
[04/24/20 04:23:17] Nofew [622/834] has challenged anarcat [15/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:52:16 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/29/20 16:07:43] tmberg, Nofew, and golgy [1168/3414] have team battled Mars, sairis, and LapTop006 [614/2274] and won! 2 days, 22:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/20 19:54:26] Nofew [719/834] has come upon cirdan [150/938] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:12:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/30/20 10:50:43] ilbelkyr, SkyRPG, and Nofew [962/2119] have team battled jayvee, Sharky4, and CornFly [2876/3030] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/20 10:18:01] Nofew [126/834] has come upon buksi [761/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:10:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/02/20 01:16:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 19:26:25 toward level 81.
[05/02/20 04:44:14] Nofew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:29 from level 81.
[05/04/20 01:42:15] Nofew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:25 from level 81.
[05/04/20 08:22:52] Brady, MiddlewareMonkey, and neurospex [912/3350] have team battled Nofew, tmberg, and grooverider [2694/4041] and lost! 2 days, 15:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 19:52:51] LapTop006, Psilocybe, and Majak [1032/2223] have team battled Nofew, Dyntra, and petrichor [2146/2551] and lost! 3 days, 12:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/20 06:28:08] Nofew [135/834] has come upon M144 [563/926] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:12:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/05/20 11:01:54] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:27 towards level 81.
[05/05/20 15:38:47] Nofew EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:39:47 from level 81.
[05/05/20 22:24:16] brycec and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/20 16:55:32] Nofew [167/834] has challenged GunMan [138/330] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:44:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/12/20 01:37:10] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:03:06 from level 81.
[05/12/20 20:28:59] Nofew and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 00:19:42] jbroome [75/1019] has come upon Nofew [547/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:14:03 is added to jbroome's clock.
[05/13/20 01:20:40] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:09 towards level 81.
[05/13/20 08:07:25] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:55:46 from level 81.
[05/13/20 08:55:49] TimWolla and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 22:40:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 4 days, 15:53:17 toward level 81.
[05/16/20 13:28:11] Nofew [527/834] has challenged tmberg [483/1630] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/16/20 19:29:15] Notir [421/522] has come upon Nofew [790/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:50:31 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/17/20 07:48:46] tris [286/297] has come upon Nofew [801/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:54 is added to tris's clock.
[05/17/20 15:34:09] gdm [22/669] has challenged Nofew [141/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:03 is added to gdm's clock.
[05/18/20 14:38:56] Nofew [693/834] has come upon GilbertErik [260/765] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/18/20 20:24:42] Nofew [164/925] has challenged KeboDK [556/749] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:12:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/19/20 07:59:09] Nofew lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:13:12 from level 82.
[05/20/20 07:50:56] TimWolla, VoidFox, and JensRex [263/2360] have team battled Malikith, LukeLR, and Nofew [246/2135] and won! 0 days, 00:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 18:16:14] CornFly, yano, and sunri5e [1701/2964] have team battled Nofew, shymega, and dartainus [1503/2350] and won! 2 days, 12:23:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/20 12:18:09] Beefcan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/20 03:03:54] allo [526/730] has come upon Nofew [427/925] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 13:24:55 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/23/20 12:55:31] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:08:06 towards level 82.
[05/23/20 16:33:05] Cataly5m [59/307] has challenged Nofew [337/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Cataly5m's clock.
[05/25/20 01:05:01] Andries, Nofew, sigmg, and algernon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/20 08:31:47] Nofew [353/925] has come upon Scar3cr0w [565/754] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:45:28 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/26/20 04:04:25] Nofew [116/925] has come upon Majak [79/871] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:25:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/28/20 07:58:03] Nofew, aismallard, and Milquetoast [882/2916] have team battled Xenthys, Yuhno, and elf [2348/2711] and lost! 4 days, 01:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/20 21:10:33] ohnx, nawcom, and Kangie [1097/1768] have team battled Blukunfando, Antium, and Nofew [316/2243] and won! 0 days, 06:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/20 03:31:15] Ironhoof, Jaglag, and Nofew [1209/2645] have team battled Lemelisk, dax, and bookworm [2238/2683] and lost! 1 day, 00:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 02:45:17] Nofew [148/936] has come upon Bradicus [843/1129] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:39:29 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/02/20 10:20:49] MetaNova and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 14:23:43] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:46:54 towards level 82.
[06/06/20 16:55:21] Nofew [557/936] has come upon Milquetoast [289/1060] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 07:04:58 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/06/20 22:41:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 10 days, 19:21:30 toward level 82.
[06/08/20 09:04:49] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:57:11 towards level 82.
[06/09/20 03:19:12] tmberg, KH405, and Nofew [791/3137] have team battled MJ94, dax, and Crazycatlady [221/2192] and won! 0 days, 03:40:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 04:45:28] GilbertErik, Atan, and sjefen6 [1041/2495] have team battled lipek, Nofew, and Beefcan [2635/3031] and lost! 2 days, 12:49:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/20 02:03:51] Chuck, loomysh, and Nofew [255/2848] have team battled SCSi, aismallard, and Frogging101 [2486/2929] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/20 02:18:06] PiotrekD, Everyman, and crysys [571/2575] have team battled Nofew, Roxana, and Xenthys [1363/3024] and lost! 1 day, 13:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/20 02:42:30] Nofew [230/936] has come upon tms [452/465] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:41:49 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/14/20 10:07:03] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:01 towards level 82.
[06/14/20 12:27:19] borsin, brycec, and efertone [557/2060] have team battled Nofew, soltys, and Iceman [2599/2922] and lost! 1 day, 06:41:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/20 13:25:59] Nofew reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nofew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/20 23:41:52] sc_ [25/752] has challenged Nofew [809/940] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:57:35 is added to sc_'s clock.
[06/16/20 00:55:20] Nofew [837/940] has come upon Desspugne [707/831] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:14:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/17/20 11:38:47] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:42:25 towards level 82.
[06/17/20 13:35:21] Nofew was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:18:09 from level 82.
[06/18/20 13:57:29] Nofew [806/940] has challenged ohnx [200/782] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:18:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/20/20 02:36:36] Nofew, Heisenberg, and Yuhno [179/2775] have team battled Beefcan, Lnk, and rustybicycle [1514/2610] and lost! 0 days, 23:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 07:39:45] cirdan, Nofew, and GilbertErik [89/2657] have team battled bobvador, LukeLR, and Nistur [836/2349] and lost! 0 days, 21:56:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 23:58:24] Nofew [649/940] has come upon fattrat [1231/1247] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:36:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/21/20 04:12:38] Zaratustra [598/1125] has challenged Nofew [521/940] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/21/20 06:13:06] elbie [18/644] has challenged Nofew [678/940] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:28:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/21/20 15:27:58] Nofew [503/940] has come upon Nistur [776/817] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:11:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/21/20 16:53:01] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:05:49 from level 82.
[06/21/20 16:55:14] GeneralZod [53/258] has challenged Nofew [401/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[06/22/20 04:18:20] Nofew [737/940] has come upon m0shbear [925/1033] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:11:26 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/23/20 20:38:30] GeneralZod [214/315] has challenged Nofew [751/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[06/23/20 22:19:20] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:02:27 towards level 82.
[06/24/20 22:53:52] Agent86, zbe, and Nofew [2615/2754] have team battled Ironhoof, Jaglag, and SirMonkeybox [1506/2236] and won! 2 days, 12:31:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/20 23:02:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 13 days, 05:35:56 toward level 82.
[06/26/20 21:19:30] algernon, bigjay, and Nofew [3327/3455] have team battled Bluedog, Jaglag, and Bradicus [1685/2111] and won! 3 days, 20:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 00:22:32] Nofew [485/940] has come upon lakwatsero [88/375] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:28:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/28/20 04:52:54] Nofew and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 16:16:49] Nofew [191/940] has come upon shymega [273/659] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:44:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/28/20 18:57:06] Nofew [793/940] has challenged HellSpawn [205/505] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:13:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/29/20 04:16:51] cirdan and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/20 10:06:47] Nofew [566/940] has challenged xayto [356/783] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:32:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/30/20 10:06:47] In the fierce battle, xayto dropped their level 56 shield! Nofew picks it up, tossing their old level 44 shield to xayto.
[06/30/20 15:44:47] dartainus, Frogging101, and Heisenberg [2312/2709] have team battled misha, sheu, and Nofew [1460/2458] and won! 0 days, 06:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/20 11:13:02] sc_ [446/766] has challenged Nofew [416/953] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:26:55 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[07/02/20 04:30:17] kenyon and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 05:49:30] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:05 towards level 82.
[07/03/20 14:08:39] WallIdl, Ironhoof, and Agent86 [84/3056] have team battled Athos, Birdbones, and Nofew [2285/2999] and lost! 1 day, 02:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 21:21:03] meskio [354/956] has challenged Nofew [407/953] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:09:42 is added to meskio's clock.
[07/05/20 09:30:00] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:45 towards level 82.
[07/05/20 10:41:44] buksi [107/894] has challenged Nofew [711/953] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to buksi's clock.
[07/05/20 11:33:03] sc_ [239/766] has come upon Nofew [228/953] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:39:07 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[07/06/20 02:55:56] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:46 from level 82.
[07/06/20 23:05:42] Nofew [487/953] has come upon misha [51/960] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:34:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/07/20 09:43:04] Nofew invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:33 towards level 82.
[07/07/20 20:48:11] Nofew and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 12:08:12] Nofew [72/1180] has come upon phraktyl [639/684] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:44:15 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/14/20 04:14:07] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:08:55 towards level 82.
[07/14/20 05:27:02] Nofew [98/1180] has come upon IdleMaster [413/793] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:57:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/14/20 23:14:35] Nofew [897/1180] has challenged soltys [218/960] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:45:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/15/20 09:27:49] Nofew [934/1180] has come upon GunMan [188/385] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/15/20 18:18:50] m0shbear [804/1014] has challenged Nofew [202/1180] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:26:45 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[07/16/20 02:28:27] meskio [936/1159] has challenged Nofew [877/1180] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:40:24 is removed from meskio's clock.
[07/16/20 13:54:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 10 days, 16:49:11 toward level 82.
[07/16/20 19:20:43] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:17 towards level 82.
[07/17/20 19:03:46] FritzWasTaken [222/307] has challenged Nofew [607/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to FritzWasTaken's clock.
[07/19/20 16:49:31] MaryMaid, soltys, and lakwatsero [1074/1980] have team battled Nofew, Zyphyr, and KeboDK [1774/2641] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 19:58:36] Altair [138/238] has challenged Nofew [43/1180] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from Altair's clock.
[07/20/20 17:37:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 04:00:14 toward level 82.
[07/23/20 13:53:50] Nofew [97/1180] has come upon Athos [565/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:09:35 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/24/20 10:00:04] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:39 towards level 82.
[07/24/20 14:17:04] bobvador, Nofew, and Yuhno [2013/2572] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Pici, and Khorne [2122/3095] and lost! 2 days, 06:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/20 17:37:29] IdleMaster, Crazycatlady, and Majak [838/2531] have team battled KH405, Ironhoof, and Nofew [2969/3109] and lost! 0 days, 23:45:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/20 22:36:21] Nofew [950/1180] has come upon pfoley [417/917] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:48:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[07/25/20 07:19:41] SlowRiot, Elgo, and Geela [1505/2665] have team battled Vic, Nofew, and Blukunfando [1455/2068] and won! 0 days, 07:22:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 12:08:53] Nofew, tmberg, and JensRex [120/4042] have team battled Agent86, sheu, and Asara [344/2579] and lost! 1 day, 21:58:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/20 07:26:50] Nofew [913/1180] has challenged HeavyPodda [53/961] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:00 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/03/20 08:08:11] Nofew [348/1180] has challenged IdleMaster [80/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:56:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/04/20 07:28:36] tms and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 07:24:32] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 10:04:17] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:14 towards level 82.
[08/06/20 05:39:23] Syloq and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 13:27:19] Nofew [1113/1184] has challenged sukil [317/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:03:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/06/20 13:55:40] Nofew met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:46:17 from level 82.
[08/07/20 19:43:11] Nofew [925/1184] has come upon Roxana [438/1416] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:22:30 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/08/20 10:38:23] Nofew [278/1184] has challenged IdleMaster [66/793] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:35:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/08/20 17:07:46] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:06 towards level 82.
[08/09/20 23:47:33] Nofew [1122/1184] has challenged sunri5e [495/1116] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:09:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/11/20 00:08:36] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:40 towards level 82.
[08/11/20 20:55:54] MiddlewareMonkey, irix, and Fluttershy [999/3265] have team battled canton7, Nofew, and Beefcan [2672/3107] and lost! 1 day, 16:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/20 02:01:57] Zyphyr [583/678] has challenged Nofew [418/1184] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:47:45 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[08/15/20 13:15:02] Nofew and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/20 00:40:47] Lemelisk [163/1415] has challenged Nofew [474/1184] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:16:49 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/16/20 18:49:15] Nofew [1073/1184] has come upon KyloRen [313/455] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:15:45 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/16/20 18:49:15] Nofew has dealt KyloRen a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:40:33 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/18/20 05:36:18] sjums_the_great [985/992] has challenged Nofew [694/1184] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:49:27 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/18/20 06:37:06] Pici, Bluedog, and elbie [1665/2405] have team battled Roxana, Nofew, and Heisenberg [1742/3646] and lost! 1 day, 01:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 01:41:07] Nofew [962/1184] has challenged irix [306/984] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:11:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/23/20 23:14:01] Iceman, holloway, and zbe [2563/2732] have team battled ganome, Nofew, and Ironhoof [253/3221] and won! 0 days, 06:03:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/20 12:24:34] Nofew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:33 towards level 82.
[08/25/20 06:10:12] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:49 towards level 82.
[08/25/20 16:11:34] Nofew [1126/1184] has come upon ganome [106/687] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:13:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/25/20 17:19:13] Nofew [997/1184] has challenged KyloRen [330/455] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/26/20 07:22:35] Nofew [353/1184] has challenged kate [238/271] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:41:00 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/27/20 13:34:34] Nofew [1127/1184] has come upon brendan [289/1353] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:23:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/27/20 17:36:45] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:13 towards level 82.
[08/27/20 19:14:31] kenyon, jjasghar, and Lnk [1419/3083] have team battled Bradicus, Nofew, and IdleMaster [1478/3139] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/20 22:52:00] kenyon, Notir, and Nofew [2182/3235] have team battled Majak, LukeLR, and phraktyl [479/2464] and won! 1 day, 03:52:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/20 18:36:27] Nofew [679/1184] has challenged zbe [592/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:50:52 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/29/20 03:24:56] MetaNova, DrJosh9000, and Nofew [930/3017] have team battled Nechayev, h00k, and loomysh [413/2854] and won! 0 days, 14:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 18:49:45] Nofew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:04 from level 82.
[08/31/20 13:10:27] Nofew [517/1184] has challenged MrGlass [132/907] in combat and won! 19 days, 18:13:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/01/20 03:55:19] Nofew [901/1184] has come upon ilbelkyr [747/1068] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:48:22 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/01/20 13:45:20] Nofew [811/1184] has come upon vegadark [94/794] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:21:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/02/20 18:04:02] sheu [29/550] has challenged Nofew [242/1184] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:59:05 is added to sheu's clock.
[09/03/20 07:09:32] FSM [48/724] has challenged Nofew [627/1184] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:31:33 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/03/20 21:03:20] Roxana and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 00:17:36] IdleMaster, NeonSynth, and Tor [2169/2375] have team battled Tratos, Mateusz, and Nofew [1051/3563] and won! 0 days, 08:09:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 10:16:37] Nofew [821/1184] has challenged Elgo [724/954] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:55:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/05/20 17:07:03] canton7, Nofew, and crysys [1386/3192] have team battled sjums_the_great, Varjatticus, and golgy [1070/2336] and won! 1 day, 13:05:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 05:32:05] Nofew [25/1184] has come upon el [620/1136] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:30:58 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/07/20 10:27:35] Nofew [1095/1184] has come upon L [740/906] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:31:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/07/20 11:15:26] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:31 towards level 83.
[09/07/20 22:33:35] Nofew [879/1184] has come upon Nistur [163/851] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:14:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/08/20 19:32:13] tccki, MadMan, and NeonSynth [1371/2289] have team battled dartainus, feek, and Nofew [1875/2526] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/20 19:41:30] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:01 towards level 83.
[09/11/20 15:49:00] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:37 towards level 83.
[09/11/20 19:44:48] Nofew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:24 towards level 83.
[09/11/20 22:32:16] pants, Lnk, and Nofew [1795/3648] have team battled lipek, phraktyl, and sunri5e [2826/3225] and lost! 1 day, 13:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/20 14:56:42] Nofew and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 10:26:42] Nofew [250/1184] has come upon dartainus [246/800] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/15/20 01:26:06] astropoint [50/1067] has challenged Nofew [1123/1184] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:12 is added to astropoint's clock.
[09/15/20 07:50:18] Roxana, sunri5e, and Zyphyr [2844/3255] have team battled suterismus, Nofew, and blabber [2529/3525] and won! 0 days, 12:38:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/20 08:39:23] Nofew [622/1184] has come upon irix [749/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:02:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/16/20 12:35:41] Nofew [820/1184] has come upon yano [612/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:55:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/17/20 16:54:33] jjasghar, Nofew, and bigjay [1272/3141] have team battled misha, KindOne, and nawcom [1769/1810] and lost! 1 day, 20:38:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/20 21:43:54] WallIdl [249/731] has challenged Nofew [55/1184] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:41:26 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[09/17/20 22:59:28] Nofew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:56:23 from level 83.
[09/18/20 17:43:32] Bradicus, Nofew, and i3d [2801/3003] have team battled LukeLR, elbie, and CodeB [1566/2113] and won! 1 day, 12:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 22:19:43] Varjatticus, Nofew, and tris [2113/2184] have team battled grooverider, inittab, and Bluedog [1634/2801] and won! 0 days, 03:21:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 02:03:42] Nofew [926/1184] has come upon sairis [567/800] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:23:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/20/20 15:25:59] Nofew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:32:46 towards level 83.
[09/21/20 01:24:40] Nofew [324/1184] has come upon ohnx [699/788] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:05:00 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/21/20 07:21:54] nawcom stole Nofew's level 49 charm while they were sleeping! nawcom leaves their old level 46 charm behind, which Nofew then takes.
[09/22/20 08:42:50] borsin, Yuhno, and Nofew [2366/2641] have team battled Crazycatlady, HeavyPodda, and Antium [322/2734] and won! 0 days, 06:38:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/20 15:49:01] RBecker and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/20 16:57:57] mordac, nickware, Nofew, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/20 18:14:42] Nofew [920/1186] has come upon djm [447/869] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:48:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/24/20 22:42:58] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:37 from level 83.
[09/24/20 23:11:51] Nofew [1112/1186] has come upon efertone [212/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:46:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/25/20 02:37:58] Nofew [241/1186] has come upon micah [615/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:10:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/25/20 03:49:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 23:53:07 toward level 83.
[09/26/20 03:35:36] Nofew [26/1186] has challenged theZoMBiE [141/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/26/20 05:47:11] Nofew [326/1186] has challenged Leedsichthys [35/421] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/26/20 14:38:24] Nofew [588/1186] has challenged FSM [375/719] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:13:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/26/20 14:39:57] Nofew [819/1186] has come upon misha [630/784] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:36:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/27/20 02:21:45] Nofew was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:28:15 from level 84.
[09/27/20 09:03:59] Nofew [407/1186] has come upon dindinx [270/766] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:01:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/27/20 19:58:32] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:47 towards level 84.
[09/28/20 01:27:04] Nofew got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:03:27 from level 84.
[09/28/20 16:13:34] Nofew [274/1186] has come upon ToHellWithGA [319/1126] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:10:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/28/20 18:47:25] Nofew died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:47:10 from level 84.
[09/28/20 22:58:12] JeDa [244/488] has challenged Nofew [269/1186] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to JeDa's clock.
[09/29/20 05:54:15] Nofew [1043/1186] has challenged bisco [295/1293] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:37:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/30/20 02:34:48] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:32 towards level 84.
[09/30/20 21:06:52] tris, meskio, and lavamind [1304/2680] have team battled Nofew, Psilocybe, and ToHellWithGA [867/3079] and won! 1 day, 11:58:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/20 03:48:17] Nofew [457/1186] has come upon AbacusAvenger [33/916] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:11:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/01/20 23:53:39] Asara and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/20 00:23:52] sairis, sheu, Muirrum, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/20 00:55:09] Nofew [593/1186] has come upon Heisenberg [821/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:47:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/02/20 03:35:41] Scornn, elbie, and GilbertErik [1078/2452] have team battled misha, Nofew, and Frogging101 [1246/2746] and lost! 0 days, 13:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 19:36:59] Nofew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:50 from level 84.
[10/03/20 06:33:09] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:29 towards level 84.
[10/03/20 15:01:05] Balthazar, Milquetoast, and Nofew [2999/3289] have team battled borsin, jayvee, and pollo [986/2519] and won! 1 day, 20:17:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/20 00:11:20] DrJosh9000, HellSpawn, and Nofew [1872/2802] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Elgo [2145/3151] and lost! 1 day, 19:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/20 04:25:03] Nofew [585/1186] has challenged astropoint [440/1070] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:03:46 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/05/20 12:49:03] Scornn, ohnx, Zaratustra, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/20 01:23:18] Nofew and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 06:00:47] Zyphyr, Varjatticus, and Nofew [719/2260] have team battled sunri5e, gdm, and PiotrekD [91/2829] and won! 2 days, 05:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 15:12:35] Roxana [525/1504] has challenged Nofew [629/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:46 is added to Roxana's clock.
[10/14/20 04:02:22] Nofew [1012/1186] has come upon suterismus [588/1547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:31:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/17/20 06:47:41] Nofew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:18 towards level 84.
[10/18/20 15:56:08] neurospex stole Nofew's level 293 weapon while they were sleeping! neurospex leaves their old level 182 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[10/18/20 16:51:17] algernon [849/910] has challenged Nofew [895/1064] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:10:11 is added to algernon's clock.
[10/19/20 04:23:56] RedW [550/1011] has challenged Nofew [127/1064] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from RedW's clock.
[10/19/20 14:33:18] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:49 towards level 84.
[11/05/20 08:58:03] Nofew [273/1064] has come upon petrichor [890/1236] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:59:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/06/20 02:39:41] Globalirc [175/1022] has challenged Nofew [237/1064] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:52 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/07/20 02:30:29] Tratos and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/20 04:54:44] Nofew [66/1064] has come upon soltys [455/967] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:29:06 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/07/20 04:54:53] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:31:05 towards level 84.
[11/07/20 10:41:44] Yuhno and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 03:29:27] AncalagonThBlack, jjasghar, nickware, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/20 06:44:56] Nofew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:50:55 from level 84.
[11/08/20 17:53:57] Nofew [398/1064] has challenged aismallard [234/977] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:57:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/09/20 14:58:44] CodeB [219/490] has challenged Nofew [260/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:28:30 is added to CodeB's clock.
[11/09/20 16:59:09] Reilly [124/557] has challenged Nofew [395/1064] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:21:46 is added to Reilly's clock.
[11/10/20 14:25:16] Asara and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/20 22:32:24] Nofew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:55:31 towards level 84.
[11/12/20 15:39:27] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:01 towards level 84.
[11/13/20 09:44:54] Nofew [1060/1064] has come upon bookworm [474/477] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:53:33 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/14/20 04:08:23] UnknownHero, fattrat, and CornFly [2200/2873] have team battled Nofew, MadMan, and algernon [1179/3205] and won! 0 days, 07:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 17:00:13] Nofew, SlowRiot, and crysys [2133/2856] have team battled maligned, bisco, and Geela [84/3070] and won! 0 days, 18:03:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 19:54:02] Nofew [886/1064] has come upon dxtr [615/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:23:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/14/20 22:28:01] MrGlass [878/915] has challenged Nofew [893/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:31 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/15/20 14:47:05] Asara, allo, and sjefen6 [215/2504] have team battled Clearcasting, borsin, and Nofew [2405/2430] and lost! 2 days, 22:53:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/20 23:08:56] allo [237/782] has come upon Nofew [170/1064] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:16:58 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/16/20 03:14:51] Ironhoof, holloway, and AbacusAvenger [2872/3233] have team battled Bradicus, AncalagonThBlack, and Nofew [2569/3238] and won! 2 days, 09:24:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 03:40:43] sjums_the_great [435/969] has challenged Nofew [38/1064] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:36:51 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/17/20 06:49:38] Nofew [509/1064] has challenged PiotrekD [510/1030] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:39:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/17/20 08:37:35] phraktyl, HeavyPodda, and Nofew [1386/2835] have team battled Bradicus, Ironhoof, and PlasmaStar [2754/3139] and lost! 3 days, 16:03:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/20 13:43:03] Nofew [1014/1064] has challenged allo [382/782] in combat and won! 24 days, 06:10:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/18/20 13:48:32] Nofew [59/1064] has challenged fattrat [522/1368] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:29:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/19/20 00:02:40] Nofew [478/1064] has come upon Agent86 [846/1016] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 01:49:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/19/20 02:00:58] Mollerz and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 05:37:15] Nofew [999/1064] has come upon Roxana [314/1513] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 17:32:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/20/20 09:39:38] Nofew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:09:23 towards level 85.
[11/20/20 10:44:00] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:14:15 from level 85.
[11/21/20 04:29:05] Nofew, GunMan, and yano [699/2503] have team battled Clearcasting, jnerulax, and damyan [1431/2682] and lost! 2 days, 18:55:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/20 15:44:09] Nofew [192/1064] has come upon Roxana [340/1513] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:29:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/21/20 22:15:37] Nofew [995/1064] has challenged d4rkp1r4t3 [65/182] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:24:42 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/23/20 15:15:04] Nofew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:12:06 from level 85.
[11/23/20 16:21:16] Nofew [1048/1064] has come upon bookworm [258/480] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:29:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/24/20 12:05:53] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:52:58 towards level 85.
[11/25/20 10:07:55] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:25:18 towards level 85.
[11/25/20 10:08:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 9 days, 20:43:35 toward level 85.
[11/25/20 19:23:08] xayto, kate, and cirdan [1625/2063] have team battled i3d, Nofew, and JeDa [521/2265] and won! 2 days, 17:30:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/20 13:06:28] Nofew [851/1064] has come upon buzzz [101/401] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:59:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/26/20 16:06:51] kate stole Nofew's level 182 weapon while they were sleeping! kate leaves their old level 30 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[11/27/20 05:44:45] Nofew [139/897] has challenged algernon [71/927] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:31:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/20 07:33:58] Nofew [574/897] has come upon brendan [130/1426] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:00:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/20 17:53:01] Bradicus [104/1116] has challenged Nofew [227/897] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:35:54 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[11/29/20 10:15:44] Nofew, XBouBou, and pants [1189/2760] have team battled StalkR, SCSi, and PiotrekD [495/2614] and won! 0 days, 10:32:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 10:51:53] lavamind, maligned, and Nofew [2446/2690] have team battled shymega, dwfreed, and allo [2144/2491] and won! 0 days, 16:56:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 20:25:29] XBouBou, shymega, and acolarh [1533/2139] have team battled dclaw123, Nofew, and tms [808/2917] and won! 0 days, 06:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 23:53:29] Nofew, jnerulax, and Lnk [1790/2856] have team battled Varjatticus, Asara, and djm [1262/2027] and won! 1 day, 04:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/20 08:05:11] Dante [65/338] has challenged Nofew [460/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to Dante's clock.
[12/01/20 00:27:22] Nofew slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Nofew's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/20 09:49:00] Nofew [282/892] has come upon C++ [2/439] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:50:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/03/20 04:53:07] kBizzle [200/242] has challenged Nofew [207/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to kBizzle's clock.
[12/03/20 18:14:29] Roxana, Scornn, Nofew, and sc_ have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/20 00:48:04] Nofew grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:04 towards level 85.
[12/05/20 22:16:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 1 day, 10:01:39 toward level 85.
[12/07/20 11:08:12] Nofew [713/904] has challenged Iri [148/556] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:49:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/08/20 01:27:02] zbe, jose, and Pontuzz [1407/1621] have team battled neurospex, Nofew, and Eldoreth [2248/3473] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 15:29:33] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:08:06 from level 86.
[12/09/20 01:54:57] Nofew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:11 towards level 86.
[12/11/20 02:08:22] Nofew [853/904] has come upon suterismus [1179/1547] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:25:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/11/20 02:57:18] Nofew [39/904] has come upon kate [366/602] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:42:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/11/20 09:25:50] Nofew learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:07:10 towards level 86.
[12/12/20 01:34:19] golgy [722/938] has come upon Nofew [407/904] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 16:44:30 is removed from golgy's clock.
[12/13/20 00:20:14] Nofew and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 02:54:29] FSM, KeboDK, and Nofew [2399/2639] have team battled KindOne, Misza, and max [1227/2519] and won! 0 days, 14:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 03:32:24] Nofew [807/904] has come upon allo [358/724] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 08:59:28 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/14/20 14:08:04] Nofew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:40:58 towards level 86.
[12/14/20 16:42:02] Nofew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:01 towards level 86.
[12/15/20 13:15:43] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:05:55 from level 86.
[12/16/20 17:30:14] Nofew [507/904] has challenged adamus1red [425/713] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:30:20 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/18/20 01:49:43] Nofew [527/904] has come upon sunri5e [974/1224] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:52:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/19/20 04:43:35] djm [179/849] has challenged Nofew [232/904] in combat and lost! 15 days, 03:38:17 is added to djm's clock.
[12/20/20 03:52:30] hotdogman [3/7] has challenged Nofew [823/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to hotdogman's clock.
[12/20/20 07:49:46] holloway [11/955] has challenged Nofew [684/904] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:01:53 is added to holloway's clock.
[12/20/20 17:46:00] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:58:02 from level 86.
[12/20/20 18:52:18] feek [688/799] has challenged Nofew [163/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:15:59 is removed from feek's clock.
[12/22/20 04:21:26] Nofew [390/904] has come upon SSLbits [111/496] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:15:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/22/20 18:57:42] Nofew has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:38:38 from level 86.
[12/22/20 20:03:58] Eldoreth [1359/1453] has challenged Nofew [505/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:41:20 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/23/20 06:00:09] Nofew was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:07:53 towards level 86.
[12/23/20 15:08:23] Nofew [348/904] has challenged Syloq [746/811] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:20:47 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/24/20 09:46:01] Nofew [405/904] has come upon sheu [427/553] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:05:17 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/24/20 10:14:21] h00k, GilbertErik, and fattrat [2778/3295] have team battled bookworm, Nofew, and PiotrekD [2245/2396] and won! 7 days, 11:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/20 21:15:45] Nofew discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:27:24 towards level 86.
[12/26/20 22:55:10] Nofew reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nofew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/20 14:45:17] Nofew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:56:06 towards level 86.
[12/28/20 04:23:32] bobvador [609/683] has challenged Nofew [652/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:00:03 is added to bobvador's clock.
[12/28/20 07:09:10] Nofew was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:10:30 from level 86.
[12/29/20 06:12:58] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:30 towards level 86.
[12/29/20 14:24:39] buzzz and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 00:02:36] Nofew [554/909] has come upon neurospex [855/1116] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:48:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/31/20 16:27:59] Notir, Nofew, and Yupa [1357/1585] have team battled Chuck, Heretic, and Khorne [979/1776] and won! 0 days, 01:03:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 16:58:18] TheSilentLink, Nofew, and vegadark [770/2125] have team battled womblecat, freeboson, and KindOne [848/1928] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/21 05:55:26] ohnx, Nofew, and d4rkp1r4t3 [289/2083] have team battled Misza, blizgerg, and Beefcan [2013/3349] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/21 13:53:36] xnaas [469/577] has challenged Nofew [5/909] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:21:44 is removed from xnaas's clock.
[01/02/21 14:19:12] dindinx, brendan, and GilbertErik [1567/3332] have team battled Nofew, GunMan, and scumola [1523/2169] and won! 0 days, 13:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/21 17:08:41] Nofew [719/909] has come upon Misza [3/1452] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:56:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/02/21 17:15:43] Nofew [156/909] has come upon Misza [1315/1452] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:02:28 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/02/21 21:52:00] Nofew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:15 towards level 86.
[01/04/21 07:40:13] StalkR [296/543] has challenged Nofew [419/909] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:33:50 is added to StalkR's clock.
[01/04/21 09:03:42] canton7 [465/1238] has challenged Nofew [495/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:35:58 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/04/21 14:04:52] Nofew [117/909] has challenged simple [0/1135] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:16:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/04/21 22:59:42] xayto, SlowRiot, and Nofew [151/2585] have team battled pfoley, Zaratustra, and TimWolla [1403/2857] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/21 04:32:13] Crazycatlady and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 12:20:14] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:27:34 from level 86.
[01/13/21 20:18:01] Nofew [706/909] has come upon Ignotum [176/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:50:14 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/13/21 22:16:02] Nofew found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:31 towards level 86.
[01/21/21 07:30:45] Nofew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:49:20 towards level 86.
[01/21/21 23:35:00] anarcat, Nofew, and GunMan [540/2629] have team battled rxcomm, dxtr, and suterismus [580/3842] and lost! 4 days, 02:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 06:43:31] celeshaum [61/96] has challenged Nofew [400/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to celeshaum's clock.
[01/25/21 15:59:09] Nofew [152/909] has come upon sc_ [440/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:13:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/25/21 19:04:15] bisco, bigtrees, and Nofew [2733/2759] have team battled delet, sc_, and MadMan [1984/2612] and won! 0 days, 18:06:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 14:01:58] Nofew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:00 towards level 86.
[01/28/21 22:35:31] Nofew [542/909] has come upon zankore [240/1039] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:35:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/01/21 18:11:34] GilbertErik, MJ94, and womblecat [1185/2693] have team battled jjasghar, Beavis, and Nofew [1841/2898] and lost! 5 days, 11:00:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/21 08:12:39] Nofew [804/909] has come upon inittab [721/1228] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:27:12 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/04/21 15:27:32] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:30:27 towards level 86.
[02/06/21 10:04:25] buyoq [506/550] has come upon Nofew [633/909] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:30:15 is added to buyoq's clock.
[02/06/21 14:09:03] Nofew [890/909] has come upon djm [646/852] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:49:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/07/21 07:13:56] d4rkp1r4t3 [22/436] has come upon Nofew [292/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:11 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[02/08/21 02:36:30] Nofew [495/909] has come upon Pontuzz [711/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:07:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/08/21 12:55:48] Nofew [779/909] has come upon Gatewayy [359/865] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:46:25 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/08/21 21:22:54] Nofew [208/909] has come upon Reilly [764/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:30:20 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/09/21 04:14:00] Nofew, MiddlewareMonkey, and el [1412/3190] have team battled Heisenberg, suterismus, and XBouBou [96/2953] and won! 0 days, 02:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/21 20:30:56] feek, RBecker, and Nofew [650/2604] have team battled himuraken, dindinx, and Chuck [324/2295] and won! 1 day, 15:42:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 15:28:41] keepermurf and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 16:02:28] Nofew was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:02 from level 86.
[02/11/21 16:34:40] Nofew [404/909] has come upon TimWolla [812/916] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/11/21 18:49:34] Nofew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:35:25 from level 86.
[02/12/21 05:15:41] Nechayev [673/910] has challenged Nofew [570/909] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:00:40 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[02/12/21 14:58:54] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:07 towards level 86.
[02/12/21 18:11:13] JuanMaestro, Yuhno, and Nofew [2124/2799] have team battled FSM, lavamind, and tris [173/2443] and won! 1 day, 03:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 21:18:35] waifu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 05:13:32] ilbelkyr, Lnk, and Forud [1865/3196] have team battled Nofew, SSLbits, and xayto [659/2334] and won! 0 days, 10:11:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 20:06:26] Nofew and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 03:48:21] csssuf and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 05:32:30] darkmage [1057/1405] has challenged Nofew [184/909] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:11:32 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/15/21 21:27:11] Nofew [700/909] has come upon Athos [172/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:56:10 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/15/21 23:32:45] Nofew [773/909] has come upon petrichor [968/1293] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:27 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/16/21 15:58:59] Nofew [415/909] has challenged Kurenai [70/393] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:17:02 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/25/21 14:43:36] Nofew EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:59:41 from level 87.
[03/01/21 00:43:06] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/21 02:15:35] pyre, sjefen6, and Crazycatlady [2999/3055] have team battled petrichor, JuanMaestro, and Nofew [1237/3275] and won! 1 day, 02:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 02:38:50] Nofew bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:30:36 towards level 87.
[03/03/21 18:17:24] AncalagonThBlack and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 18:54:44] Nofew stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:07:30 towards level 87.
[03/04/21 07:13:21] Nofew lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:30:12 from level 87.
[03/04/21 12:32:36] Nofew [138/909] has come upon zbe [251/786] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:07:57 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/04/21 18:07:42] Nofew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:06:28 from level 87.
[03/04/21 19:31:26] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 16:15:34] Nofew [222/909] has come upon kenyon [542/568] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 12:55:54 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/08/21 12:15:02] TheSilentLink and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 17:32:36] csssuf and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 19:30:26] Nofew [552/909] has come upon Crazycatlady [656/845] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 10:30:08 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/21 10:52:29] Varjatticus, Nofew, and csssuf [1318/2018] have team battled tmberg, ToHellWithGA, and himuraken [702/3738] and won! 0 days, 12:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 02:34:14] AsmDemon, AbacusAvenger, Majak, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/21 03:51:11] Misza [589/1447] has challenged Nofew [135/909] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:25:54 is removed from Misza's clock.
[03/20/21 12:35:14] Nofew [143/909] has come upon MetaNova [91/1060] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 07:37:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/20/21 13:35:54] Nofew set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:40:02 from level 87.
[03/23/21 06:49:01] Milquetoast, mwhahaha, and Nofew [917/2926] have team battled lipek, Bkid, and ecko [1714/2464] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/21 08:51:32] Nofew [143/909] has challenged Khorne [361/911] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:11:36 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/23/21 17:23:27] Nofew got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:32:16 towards level 87.
[03/25/21 05:21:27] AbacusAvenger, allo, and Bkid [131/2479] have team battled Nofew, zbe, and Jay_of_Delucia [1502/2347] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/21 14:03:21] Nofew [711/909] has come upon GilbertErik [1009/1159] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:49:51 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/25/21 16:15:43] Nofew [67/909] has come upon Mars [183/1325] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:17:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/26/21 12:12:02] Nofew [50/909] has come upon Beefcan [187/744] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:48:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/27/21 18:20:22] Agent86 [408/1016] has challenged Nofew [221/909] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:28:07 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[03/29/21 06:44:54] Nofew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 15:19:34 from level 87.
[03/29/21 23:32:31] GilbertErik [170/1159] has challenged Nofew [616/909] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:01:27 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/30/21 08:10:12] damyan, MJ94, and Khorne [668/2854] have team battled Nofew, golgy, and dindinx [451/2797] and won! 3 days, 18:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/21 00:00:00] Kurenai, Athos, and djm [1137/2277] have team battled bigjay, buzzz, and Nofew [2300/2593] and lost! 2 days, 04:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/21 12:41:31] Nofew [635/909] has challenged sheu [238/786] in combat and won! 26 days, 20:39:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/01/21 05:01:40] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/21 18:54:13] Nofew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:20:00 from level 87.
[04/02/21 03:19:08] JuanMaestro, bigjay, GilbertErik, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/21 13:30:36] gdm, Misza, Syloq, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/21 04:42:32] Nofew, Bradicus, and djm [607/2914] have team battled TimWolla, TheSilentLink, and canton7 [2684/2876] and lost! 11 days, 10:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/21 11:45:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 48 days, 07:56:55 toward level 87.
[04/07/21 19:55:30] Eldoreth, brendan, and Nofew [1818/3846] have team battled sheu, XBouBou, and bigtrees [242/1778] and won! 4 days, 11:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/21 18:15:44] Nofew broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:53 from level 87.
[04/08/21 20:58:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Nofew with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 12:30:21 from level 87.
[04/08/21 22:30:40] Nofew [724/909] has challenged idlerpgww [514/751] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:29:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/09/21 12:34:43] StalkR [191/541] has challenged Nofew [402/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:39:26 is added to StalkR's clock.
[04/10/21 13:10:52] Vic [180/859] has come upon Nofew [409/909] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:46:42 is added to Vic's clock.
[04/10/21 20:45:16] Nofew [6/909] has challenged Scornn [162/818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:44:59 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/11/21 07:48:01] yano [268/613] has challenged Nofew [331/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:04 is added to yano's clock.
[04/12/21 06:33:34] Nofew [894/909] has come upon XBouBou [12/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:18:44 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/12/21 20:39:38] Nofew fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:11 from level 87.
[04/18/21 04:42:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 10 days, 13:35:44 toward level 87.
[04/20/21 05:55:50] Nofew and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 06:56:17] Nofew [241/909] has come upon TheSilentLink [685/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:43:22 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/22/21 02:51:46] Nofew [697/909] has challenged Yuhno [178/891] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:43:59 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/09/21 20:20:57] Nofew [103/909] has come upon sjums_the_great [75/996] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:20:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/10/21 00:19:19] Nofew [249/909] has come upon Tor [476/1052] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:25:34 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/10/21 09:12:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nofew 3 days, 09:42:03 toward level 87.
[05/11/21 02:44:15] WallIdl [526/751] has challenged Nofew [502/909] in combat and won! 20 days, 10:12:14 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[05/11/21 07:45:34] Scar3cr0w [662/774] has challenged Nofew [853/909] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:14:58 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[05/12/21 01:02:01] unicron, bisco, and Ttech [4348/4714] have team battled SlowRiot, Tenorman, and Nofew [1587/3075] and won! 2 days, 11:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 19:51:23] Nofew [741/909] has come upon soltys [68/998] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:01:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/12/21 22:38:40] Majak and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 13:35:59] Lnk and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/21 13:08:21] Scar3cr0w [346/774] has challenged Nofew [389/909] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:35:42 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[05/14/21 22:02:14] Nofew, Bluedog, and texke [1843/1850] have team battled dindinx, sc_, and Mars [840/3170] and won! 0 days, 01:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 10:31:50] Nofew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:15 towards level 87.
[05/16/21 08:05:06] Nofew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:57 from level 87.
[05/17/21 07:54:55] Nofew [87/909] has come upon hax404 [64/243] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:07:48 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/17/21 09:00:09] blabber, Nofew, and szczur [907/2172] have team battled nawcom, HeavyPodda, and xayto [1487/2697] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/21 13:10:20] Nofew [277/909] has come upon Bkid [890/892] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:54:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/17/21 15:27:50] Agent86 [39/1023] has challenged Nofew [120/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:55 is added to Agent86's clock.
[05/19/21 02:58:07] Hirion, xs, Nofew, and Vic have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/21 04:01:37] Nofew got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:09 towards level 87.
[05/19/21 11:44:53] sairis [877/901] has challenged Nofew [472/909] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:14:13 is removed from sairis's clock.
[05/20/21 01:55:20] HellSpawn, LordBanana, and pants [2472/2641] have team battled Nofew, Orphic, and AbacusAvenger [2324/2367] and won! 3 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 05:04:26] Nofew misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:11:19 from level 87.
[05/20/21 06:47:15] zbe [295/795] has challenged Nofew [297/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:10:06 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/20/21 07:30:30] Eldoreth, Nofew, and makubex [1756/2648] have team battled MJ94, AncalagonThBlack, and el [2510/3190] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/21 15:25:41] Nofew, zankore, and Elgo [2699/3031] have team battled canton7, sjefen6, and IdleMaster [1706/3176] and won! 1 day, 19:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 19:34:15] Nofew [627/909] has come upon MrGlass [123/1052] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:10:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.