Player Info

User: RistoUuranmaki
Class: Chainsawer
Admin?: No
Level: 78
Next level: 10 days, 12:49:51
Status: Offline
Host: dimian!~dimian@178.62.156.52
Account Created: Wed Jun 10 17:14:57 2015
Last login: Sun Apr 15 11:16:50 2018
Total time idled: 829 days, 10:00:27
Current position: [172,3]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 119 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 30
charm: 71
gloves: 56
helm: 77
leggings: 49
ring: 74 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 74
tunic: 112 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 345 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1007

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: 5 days, 07:01:19
quest: 155 days, 03:39:07
quit: 55 days, 04:35:06

total: 215 days, 15:15:32

Character Modifiers

[06/10/15 18:36:35] RistoUuranmaki [2/3] has challenged Sir_Lemming [364/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/10/15 19:20:54] RistoUuranmaki found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:19 towards level 5.
[06/10/15 19:56:13] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:31 towards level 7.
[06/10/15 20:08:32] RistoUuranmaki [16/31] has challenged Ramsey [98/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/10/15 21:14:34] bigjay [211/565] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [39/48] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:13:36 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[06/11/15 01:33:04] RistoUuranmaki [7/81] has challenged Mateusz [248/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/11/15 04:32:48] RistoUuranmaki [73/96] has challenged JustAPerson [355/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/11/15 09:04:14] RistoUuranmaki [62/100] has challenged xcourier [225/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/11/15 10:06:07] Chuck [0/6] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [66/100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/11/15 14:26:47] RistoUuranmaki [29/113] has challenged CornFly [837/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/11/15 16:33:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 0 days, 00:33:24 toward level 21.
[06/12/15 12:29:16] RistoUuranmaki [70/174] has challenged LordH [245/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/12/15 19:52:53] RistoUuranmaki [1/189] has challenged NezumiRyu [66/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/13/15 02:33:55] Kyree [60/452] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [85/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:26 is added to Kyree's clock.
[06/13/15 04:20:12] RistoUuranmaki [83/199] has challenged keepermurf [143/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/13/15 14:08:44] RistoUuranmaki [195/199] has challenged charitwo [473/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/13/15 16:12:42] MetaNova [356/723] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [117/199] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:02:34 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/14/15 00:08:54] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:53 towards level 29.
[06/14/15 01:45:01] RistoUuranmaki [6/199] has challenged vegadark [41/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/14/15 04:08:21] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:54 towards level 30.
[06/14/15 14:52:37] RistoUuranmaki [37/199] has challenged spaceCore [446/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/15/15 06:11:13] RistoUuranmaki [18/252] has challenged RBecker [286/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/16/15 00:06:46] RistoUuranmaki [192/284] has challenged brendan [512/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/16/15 21:05:54] RistoUuranmaki [168/294] has challenged MetaNova [276/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/17/15 10:10:38] eva42 [771/786] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [216/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:43:21 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/17/15 21:39:55] RistoUuranmaki [304/315] has challenged Darky [131/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/18/15 18:26:59] prattmic, a1291762, and RistoUuranmaki [604/1867] have team battled Lowbow, grant050, and Alric` [349/1134] and won! 0 days, 00:09:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/15 19:06:15] RistoUuranmaki [192/315] has challenged Fluttershy [412/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/19/15 16:44:54] neo [450/792] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [178/315] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:43:38 is removed from neo's clock.
[06/20/15 03:58:09] RistoUuranmaki [47/334] has challenged zbart [502/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/21/15 08:34:20] RistoUuranmaki was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:47 from level 37.
[06/21/15 09:49:18] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:44 towards level 37.
[06/21/15 19:17:07] RistoUuranmaki [323/337] has challenged cbob [383/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/23/15 14:33:15] RistoUuranmaki [285/337] has challenged tmberg [25/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/24/15 16:16:16] Rarity, RistoUuranmaki, and Killerkid [1435/1796] have team battled eva42, MJ94, and Tesla [159/1608] and won! 0 days, 02:32:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/15 03:04:30] RistoUuranmaki [258/338] has challenged iLP [376/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/25/15 11:49:19] greycat [536/873] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [135/338] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:22:55 is removed from greycat's clock.
[06/25/15 12:46:59] RistoUuranmaki [147/338] has come upon keepermurf [238/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:45 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/25/15 23:09:35] Simie [135/845] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [240/338] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:22:50 is added to Simie's clock.
[06/26/15 13:33:22] RistoUuranmaki [327/338] has come upon nitzer [588/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/26/15 17:35:37] EkimmI [347/566] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [90/338] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:16:32 is removed from EkimmI's clock.
[06/27/15 17:02:19] Flynn, ludjer, and filinep [1554/1773] have team battled clearcasting, ajhgfa, and RistoUuranmaki [491/1508] and won! 1 day, 07:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/15 20:51:27] RistoUuranmaki [332/338] has challenged astropoint [330/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/27/15 21:04:43] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:58 towards level 41.
[06/28/15 16:01:49] simple [113/560] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [208/338] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:54 is added to simple's clock.
[06/30/15 01:38:15] RistoUuranmaki [141/338] has challenged Misza [141/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/30/15 18:54:30] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:42 towards level 42.
[06/30/15 20:30:13] brendan [524/737] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [237/338] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:52:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/17/15 11:13:48] Kyree [243/452] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [193/338] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:45:37 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[07/17/15 12:14:08] SchrodingersScat [381/385] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [125/338] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:26 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[07/17/15 12:34:58] RistoUuranmaki [64/338] has come upon Gorgon [113/289] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:08 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/17/15 17:23:48] sjums_the_great, RistoUuranmaki, and abra0 [819/1271] have team battled grant050, splinny, and Meta [1009/1195] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 17:56:12] RistoUuranmaki [17/353] has challenged Egypt [229/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/18/15 02:12:41] RistoUuranmaki was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:30 from level 43.
[07/18/15 02:27:07] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:33:32 is added to his clock.
[07/18/15 16:24:20] Glorfindel [469/514] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [346/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:11:29 is removed from Glorfindel's clock.
[07/18/15 18:10:23] Haru, Haquer, and sasaniak [760/1328] have team battled XJR-9, RistoUuranmaki, and sartan [858/2033] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 17:56:34] Adar [348/453] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [101/353] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:02:12 is removed from Adar's clock.
[07/19/15 17:56:34] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 33 set of leggings! Adar picks it up, tossing his old level 32 set of leggings to RistoUuranmaki.
[07/19/15 18:25:20] Frogging101, RistoUuranmaki, and Lilian [465/1266] have team battled jholtom, Doctor, and EkimmI [1014/1926] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 20:32:03] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:26 towards level 43.
[07/19/15 22:54:44] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:23 towards level 43.
[07/20/15 00:48:37] iViLe [812/935] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [343/352] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:07:23 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[07/20/15 18:50:54] RistoUuranmaki [188/352] has come upon Agent86 [586/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:54:00 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/20/15 22:53:58] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:04:48 is added to his clock.
[07/21/15 08:01:56] Killerkid [20/549] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [325/352] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:20:53 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[07/21/15 15:28:11] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:39 towards level 43.
[07/21/15 17:17:48] Cenhinen [139/580] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [28/352] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:32:57 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[07/21/15 20:58:06] RistoUuranmaki [146/352] has challenged woonack [362/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/21/15 23:20:03] TauPan, fattrat, and merx [721/1449] have team battled grooverider, Majak, and RistoUuranmaki [1609/1757] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 05:15:42] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:15 towards level 44.
[07/24/15 06:26:01] daemoneye [240/388] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [68/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[07/24/15 06:29:32] RistoUuranmaki lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:44 from level 44.
[07/26/15 09:09:11] RistoUuranmaki [127/437] has challenged sedrik [345/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/26/15 10:01:22] RistoUuranmaki stole argus's level 77 helm while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 43 helm behind, which argus then takes.
[07/27/15 14:26:00] yasdorian [504/668] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [377/468] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:21:12 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[07/28/15 07:22:56] RistoUuranmaki [422/468] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [145/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:46:46 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/28/15 09:50:23] vrillusions [249/1055] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [20/468] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:50:32 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[07/28/15 16:25:46] RistoUuranmaki [140/468] has come upon Brainiac [450/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/29/15 10:52:30] pixelate [14/501] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [28/468] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:05:24 is added to pixelate's clock.
[07/30/15 03:24:00] RistoUuranmaki set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:30 from level 45.
[07/31/15 11:05:15] RistoUuranmaki [328/468] has challenged shandor [562/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/01/15 03:49:13] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:04 towards level 46.
[08/01/15 12:08:24] Robmanx, RistoUuranmaki, and sjefen6 [274/1207] have team battled blizgerg, honkybonky, and Bkid [1470/2107] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/15 21:45:21] Mateusz [103/786] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [301/468] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:58:35 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/01/15 22:49:43] RistoUuranmaki [117/468] has come upon mthw [529/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:37 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/04/15 05:41:09] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:22 towards level 46.
[08/04/15 09:02:50] RistoUuranmaki [296/468] has come upon nitzer [212/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:58:39 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/04/15 15:56:30] RistoUuranmaki [213/468] has challenged hazelnut [46/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:17 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/05/15 00:20:48] RistoUuranmaki discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:09 towards level 46.
[08/05/15 17:56:48] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:43 towards level 46.
[08/05/15 22:36:31] RistoUuranmaki [402/477] has challenged woonack [36/799] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/06/15 07:30:10] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:57 towards level 47.
[08/06/15 15:09:15] RistoUuranmaki [263/477] has come upon nfsnobody [215/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:44 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/07/15 02:39:24] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:32 towards level 47.
[08/07/15 21:16:32] RistoUuranmaki stole Nayru's level 47 weapon while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 36 weapon behind, which Nayru then takes.
[08/08/15 07:05:04] Avon [938/1106] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [445/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:56:22 is removed from Avon's clock.
[08/08/15 14:59:23] RistoUuranmaki, yond, and grooverider [839/2580] have team battled Simie, mthw, and Andries [1856/1987] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/15 17:40:23] soltys [118/462] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [254/486] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:04:11 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/09/15 17:30:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 0 days, 04:37:23 toward level 47.
[08/09/15 19:44:20] RistoUuranmaki [138/486] has come upon Agent86 [79/644] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:50:47 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/10/15 00:32:07] RistoUuranmaki [260/486] has challenged Tamini [278/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/10/15 09:57:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed RistoUuranmaki with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 05:56:47 from level 48.
[08/12/15 06:26:35] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:01 towards level 48.
[08/16/15 02:47:59] RistoUuranmaki stole x86_64's level 78 tunic while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 32 tunic behind, which x86_64 then takes.
[08/17/15 12:28:15] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:28 towards level 48.
[08/18/15 05:52:50] RistoUuranmaki [207/528] has challenged a1291762 [522/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:27 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/18/15 10:54:28] Nayru [453/465] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [413/528] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:46:54 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[08/19/15 06:28:19] discopig, wallmani, and dwfreed [722/1522] have team battled Furry, dxrt, and RistoUuranmaki [507/2020] and won! 0 days, 06:13:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/15 11:51:29] idisjunction, kork, and keeper_c [57/2449] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, unicron, and sjefen6 [130/1543] and lost! 3 days, 13:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 17:06:26] XVar, Simie, and Milquetoast [872/1774] have team battled ChasedSpade, vegadark, and RistoUuranmaki [1635/1691] and lost! 0 days, 09:28:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 04:48:22] grooverider, grant050, and mwhahaha [369/1890] have team battled ChasedSpade, Beavis, and RistoUuranmaki [1545/2190] and lost! 1 day, 10:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 08:29:47] Gorgon, Bkid, and mwhahaha [16/1357] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Cenhinen, and m0shbear [929/1918] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 11:26:25] Tesla [376/686] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [35/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:03 is removed from Tesla's clock.
[08/22/15 10:34:30] RistoUuranmaki [273/534] has challenged XJR-9 [301/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/23/15 03:06:27] RistoUuranmaki [431/534] has come upon tiwake [21/978] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:53:10 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/24/15 18:44:11] RistoUuranmaki [138/534] has come upon abra0 [129/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:37:31 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/24/15 22:41:22] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:00 towards level 49.
[08/25/15 02:46:18] RistoUuranmaki [314/534] has challenged lipek [913/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:51 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/25/15 08:35:17] RistoUuranmaki was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:17 towards level 49.
[08/25/15 21:52:29] RistoUuranmaki [484/534] has challenged Kyree [4/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:14 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/26/15 12:57:22] Crazycatlady [135/449] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [137/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:31:03 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/26/15 17:37:06] RistoUuranmaki bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:00 towards level 49.
[08/27/15 00:22:26] Darky [721/763] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [334/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:43:22 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/27/15 08:30:27] RistoUuranmaki sharpened the edge of his weapon! RistoUuranmaki's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/15 00:07:12] RistoUuranmaki [377/538] has challenged arlen [162/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/29/15 00:16:36] RistoUuranmaki [274/538] has challenged Gorgon [380/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:26:23 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/29/15 17:24:38] RistoUuranmaki [289/538] has challenged wallmani [132/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:48 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/30/15 05:42:57] RistoUuranmaki [388/538] has come upon clearcasting [337/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:58:03 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/30/15 17:22:58] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:08:37 is added to his clock.
[09/02/15 04:29:05] RistoUuranmaki [295/538] has come upon mwhahaha [73/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:41 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/03/15 01:45:21] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:08 from level 50.
[09/04/15 02:32:24] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:16:36 is added to his clock.
[09/05/15 11:43:58] RistoUuranmaki [204/538] has challenged bendem [49/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/05/15 22:19:35] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:16 towards level 51.
[09/07/15 03:34:32] Chwastopylos [137/361] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [178/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Chwastopylos's clock.
[09/07/15 05:04:52] dindinx [214/657] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [129/538] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:07:44 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/08/15 13:18:21] pfoley [822/899] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [59/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:25:20 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[09/08/15 18:22:27] Lilian [168/570] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [223/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:06 is added to Lilian's clock.
[09/09/15 14:10:06] m0shbear, spaceCore, and SchrodingersScat [101/1676] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, noother, and yasdorian [1734/2161] and lost! 0 days, 07:39:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/15 13:29:27] Glorfindel [404/585] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [32/538] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Glorfindel's clock.
[09/11/15 21:18:52] Robmanx, Gorgon, and Evrial [412/1339] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, damyan, and RBecker [854/1714] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 02:28:50] RistoUuranmaki [248/538] has challenged JustAPerson [361/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/13/15 05:02:03] RistoUuranmaki [219/538] has come upon JustAPerson [569/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:17 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/14/15 17:45:31] identd, RistoUuranmaki, and rharwood [1436/1835] have team battled Misza, SirMonkeybox, and honkybonky [2476/2490] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 02:14:15] RistoUuranmaki [511/538] has challenged Boohbah [513/601] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/21/15 02:58:46] yasdorian [660/678] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [270/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:35:59 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[09/21/15 18:02:59] Sixbierehomme [471/751] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [304/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:29:06 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[09/21/15 18:05:02] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:25 towards level 52.
[09/22/15 18:12:53] Bokkie [331/482] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [439/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:55 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[09/24/15 03:57:17] Diitto [61/377] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [316/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:06 is added to Diitto's clock.
[09/24/15 15:04:36] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:46 towards level 52.
[09/24/15 21:22:41] RistoUuranmaki [533/538] has challenged MJ94 [619/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/24/15 22:34:47] LordH [368/715] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [43/538] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from LordH's clock.
[09/25/15 12:27:46] Omojo [0/1] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [265/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Omojo's clock.
[09/25/15 13:50:35] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:55:07 is added to his clock.
[09/25/15 22:59:31] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:39 towards level 52.
[09/26/15 15:14:01] Misza [707/990] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [106/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:14:58 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/28/15 15:06:54] darkmage [345/897] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [516/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:37 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/28/15 19:30:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 0 days, 15:45:55 toward level 52.
[09/28/15 20:18:31] clonak [88/541] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [307/538] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:32:36 is added to clonak's clock.
[09/29/15 02:06:47] zid, Samus, and n0mad [300/1733] have team battled zankore, RistoUuranmaki, and Ladon [580/1855] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 11:19:17] RistoUuranmaki ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:58:36 from level 52.
[10/01/15 02:45:52] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:28 towards level 52.
[10/01/15 10:53:04] grant050, RistoUuranmaki, and _stink_ [1121/1376] have team battled x86_64, Lemelisk, and MadMan [587/1383] and won! 0 days, 11:44:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 14:31:02] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:52:17 is added to his clock.
[10/02/15 18:12:14] Tenorman, Zaratustra, and Gaius [1709/2286] have team battled Cypher, SlowRiot, and RistoUuranmaki [1182/2157] and won! 0 days, 20:29:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 21:12:27] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:48 towards level 52.
[10/02/15 22:02:55] beefnog [26/132] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [161/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to beefnog's clock.
[10/04/15 04:26:16] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:48 towards level 52.
[10/04/15 15:32:26] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:48 towards level 52.
[10/04/15 20:22:14] ryushe [811/876] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [179/538] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:57:48 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[10/05/15 00:34:40] RistoUuranmaki [304/538] has challenged Satoshi [506/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/05/15 13:54:42] RistoUuranmaki was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:52:11 from level 53.
[10/05/15 14:48:19] andoruh [18/178] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [290/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/07/15 03:56:11] Milquetoast [336/732] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [59/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:14:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/15 17:28:16] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:38 towards level 53.
[10/13/15 18:45:57] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:11 towards level 53.
[10/14/15 04:10:34] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:20 towards level 53.
[10/15/15 15:46:30] Zero [177/288] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [252/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Zero's clock.
[10/18/15 15:25:59] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:50:42 is added to his clock.
[10/18/15 16:52:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 0 days, 13:37:32 toward level 53.
[10/20/15 08:14:36] argus, Adar, and RistoUuranmaki [1672/1750] have team battled naw, Hydrogenum, and Lowbow [1561/1635] and won! 1 day, 04:20:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 06:32:31] cirdan, wallmani, yano, and RistoUuranmaki have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/15 22:15:48] Darky [18/758] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [454/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/22/15 07:34:13] RistoUuranmaki, hannesenator, and Phoon [1277/1320] have team battled nitzer, iamzim, and pfoley [1701/1771] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/15 03:14:50] sedrik [711/768] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [362/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:07:05 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[10/23/15 07:58:02] petrichor [15/184] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [115/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to petrichor's clock.
[10/23/15 08:36:06] RistoUuranmaki found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:33 towards level 53.
[10/23/15 10:29:33] agrajag [24/684] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [238/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:06 is added to agrajag's clock.

[10/24/15 04:36:18] vox [68/746] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [60/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:35 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/24/15 05:36:42] XenGi [118/922] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [523/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:38 is added to XenGi's clock.
[10/24/15 18:56:43] RistoUuranmaki [511/538] has challenged petrichor [187/255] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:25:27 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/24/15 22:03:15] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:56 towards level 54.
[10/24/15 22:15:20] Str1ngS, r00f, RistoUuranmaki, and Simie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/15 22:49:55] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:46 towards level 54.
[10/25/15 01:07:04] CornFly, cirdan, and RistoUuranmaki [752/2320] have team battled Douhet, tmberg, and Str1ngS [534/1487] and won! 0 days, 01:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 03:08:32] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:42:14 is added to his clock.
[10/25/15 07:22:42] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:19:25 from level 54.
[10/25/15 09:28:07] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:37:51 is added to his clock.
[10/25/15 22:16:07] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:21 towards level 54.
[10/28/15 01:18:59] RistoUuranmaki was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:17 towards level 54.
[10/28/15 19:54:46] pfoley, RistoUuranmaki, and Brom [617/1865] have team battled Douhet, ChiefRA, and honkybonky [1071/1697] and lost! 1 day, 05:21:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/15 21:53:56] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:30 towards level 54.
[10/29/15 19:29:36] RistoUuranmaki [470/538] has challenged Kable [20/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:38:04 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/29/15 19:51:31] arlen, RBecker, and Loquatious [163/1604] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Nyarlathotep, and RistoUuranmaki [850/1511] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/15 04:05:39] drazisil [4/367] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [429/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:54:14 is added to drazisil's clock.
[10/30/15 12:34:07] joek [221/461] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [116/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from joek's clock.
[11/01/15 10:19:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 0 days, 17:54:02 toward level 54.
[11/02/15 21:09:42] RistoUuranmaki, beefnog, and Str1ngS [997/1407] have team battled Haquer, soltys, and grooverider [1153/2127] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/15 05:37:08] MJ94 [743/843] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [464/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:09:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[11/03/15 15:47:06] RistoUuranmaki [399/538] has challenged PinkiePie [411/442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/03/15 18:38:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 11 days, 20:24:04 toward level 55.
[11/05/15 00:46:02] RistoUuranmaki [145/538] has come upon sjefen6 [7/390] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:11:44 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/05/15 09:45:49] RistoUuranmaki [35/538] has come upon splinny [339/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/06/15 12:46:33] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:25:50 is added to his clock.
[11/06/15 16:05:28] RistoUuranmaki left his weapon out in the rain to rust! RistoUuranmaki's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/15 23:01:35] robochot [17/214] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [163/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/08/15 03:24:23] RistoUuranmaki [196/532] has challenged Cypher [828/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:16 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/08/15 05:16:40] RistoUuranmaki got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:41 from level 55.
[11/08/15 08:48:17] charitwo [207/563] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [426/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:29:45 is added to charitwo's clock.
[11/08/15 15:28:47] pants [90/426] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [126/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:48:09 is added to pants's clock.
[11/09/15 02:22:20] simple, Ironhoof, and Phoon [541/1299] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, astropoint, and dindinx [850/1791] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/15 20:24:26] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:12 towards level 55.
[11/10/15 09:00:46] CornFly, RistoUuranmaki, and GEnGEr [326/1833] have team battled MJ94, SmOkE_RU, and blindbox [487/1755] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 13:44:26] RistoUuranmaki [314/532] has challenged iynque [170/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:29:03 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/11/15 02:39:47] yang [335/678] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [407/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:13:13 is added to yang's clock.
[11/12/15 00:47:18] RistoUuranmaki [329/532] has come upon dwfreed [111/438] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:13 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/12/15 16:57:14] Fluttershy [584/851] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [274/532] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[11/12/15 20:29:43] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:33 from level 55.
[11/13/15 12:08:59] RistoUuranmaki [386/532] has challenged Milquetoast [216/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:40 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/14/15 00:12:27] Schrodinger [36/37] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [348/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[11/14/15 16:26:23] RistoUuranmaki [333/532] has challenged Ironhoof [180/366] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:38:08 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/15/15 07:26:20] Darky [78/774] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [117/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:15:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/16/15 05:43:21] RistoUuranmaki met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:41:43 from level 56.
[11/16/15 11:32:21] RistoUuranmaki found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:52:48 towards level 56.
[11/17/15 21:08:08] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:55 towards level 56.
[11/18/15 03:32:07] ChasedSpade, Agent86, and Frogging101 [242/1708] have team battled tmberg, joek, and RistoUuranmaki [1640/1820] and lost! 0 days, 07:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/15 17:13:30] RistoUuranmaki [347/532] has come upon iynque [174/412] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:02:55 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/20/15 21:52:33] greycat, pfoley, and beefnog [1057/1993] have team battled CornFly, RistoUuranmaki, and clearcasting [1131/2239] and lost! 0 days, 18:06:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/15 23:10:36] pfoley [406/670] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [149/532] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:20 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[11/22/15 23:19:05] RistoUuranmaki [196/532] has challenged Crazycatlady [331/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:50:52 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/23/15 01:51:58] RistoUuranmaki [523/532] has come upon Krenz [479/935] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:18:12 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/23/15 23:44:01] RistoUuranmaki was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:18 towards level 56.
[11/24/15 01:06:42] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:57 towards level 56.
[11/25/15 04:08:40] iamzim [14/470] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [510/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:25:19 is added to iamzim's clock.
[11/25/15 15:49:12] andoruh, Brom, and RistoUuranmaki [793/1562] have team battled Darky, Zaratustra, and robochot [257/1832] and won! 0 days, 18:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 00:34:45] RistoUuranmaki set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:31 from level 56.
[11/26/15 12:48:46] KyloRen [293/503] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [273/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:52 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[11/27/15 11:19:57] RistoUuranmaki [170/532] has come upon SudoKing [47/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:36:41 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/30/15 03:27:41] Simie [72/763] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [348/532] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:30:01 is added to Simie's clock.
[11/30/15 04:47:13] RistoUuranmaki was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:06 from level 56.
[11/30/15 07:10:06] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:05 towards level 56.
[11/30/15 09:30:09] RistoUuranmaki [486/532] has challenged andoruh [214/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:31 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/30/15 11:40:40] Arch-TK, KyloRen, and RistoUuranmaki [669/1326] have team battled a1291762, blindbox, and kenyon [2470/2910] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/15 09:02:19] RistoUuranmaki [204/532] has come upon dwfreed [395/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:39 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/01/15 09:53:28] RistoUuranmaki [403/532] has challenged PinkiePie [4/464] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/01/15 11:12:01] RistoUuranmaki was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:29:01 from level 57.
[12/01/15 12:40:48] x86_64 [396/412] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [152/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:53:26 is removed from x86_64's clock.
[12/01/15 12:40:48] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 32 pair of gloves! x86_64 picks it up, tossing his old level 18 pair of gloves to RistoUuranmaki.
[12/01/15 13:16:14] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:39:04 is added to his clock.
[12/01/15 22:44:45] Heisenberg [330/650] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [52/520] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/02/15 20:43:47] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:24 towards level 57.
[12/03/15 05:56:49] discopig [450/803] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [232/520] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:57:10 is removed from discopig's clock.
[12/03/15 22:09:48] RistoUuranmaki [516/520] has come upon DesertStorm [10/101] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:46:40 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/04/15 09:39:59] vitata [2/36] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [87/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to vitata's clock.
[12/04/15 21:53:44] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:49 towards level 57.
[12/04/15 23:12:34] icxcnika [114/422] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [38/520] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:27:50 is removed from icxcnika's clock.
[12/04/15 23:12:34] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 36 charm! icxcnika picks it up, tossing his old level 13 charm to RistoUuranmaki.
[12/05/15 00:05:54] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:59 towards level 57.
[12/05/15 02:41:46] RistoUuranmaki [24/499] has come upon icxcnika [194/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:59:12 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/05/15 06:15:15] RistoUuranmaki [77/499] has challenged IdleMaster [356/453] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:55:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/05/15 18:19:52] RistoUuranmaki [144/499] has challenged reveal [59/375] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:48:30 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/27/15 11:03:00] Bl4ckD34tH [345/515] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [113/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:05:02 is removed from Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[12/28/15 18:09:47] RistoUuranmaki got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:15:27 from level 57.
[12/29/15 23:40:35] AboveTheSky [138/200] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [138/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from AboveTheSky's clock.
[12/30/15 02:29:29] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:07:07 towards level 57.
[12/30/15 16:15:43] RistoUuranmaki [363/499] has come upon Brainiac [244/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:37:47 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/31/15 19:18:29] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:39 towards level 57.
[01/01/16 04:46:44] TauPan, Boohbah, and RistoUuranmaki [1264/1432] have team battled Sir_Lemming, strugart, and kier [1783/1895] and lost! 1 day, 17:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/16 07:52:11] RistoUuranmaki [81/499] has challenged Ladon [210/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:40:35 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/03/16 11:04:41] D-NICE, Douhet, and RBecker [756/1966] have team battled clonak, RistoUuranmaki, and Glorfindel [255/1838] and won! 0 days, 00:32:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 14:54:49] Majak [256/423] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [82/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:11:20 is removed from Majak's clock.
[01/03/16 16:44:44] RistoUuranmaki stole Heisenberg's level 26 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 18 pair of gloves behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[01/05/16 18:14:05] RistoUuranmaki [463/506] has challenged jasim [58/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:44:52 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/06/16 01:40:28] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:06 towards level 57.
[01/07/16 00:32:57] Regnor [116/831] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [38/506] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[01/08/16 01:58:59] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:34:14 is added to his clock.
[01/08/16 12:47:39] AboveTheSky, lipek, and fattrat [1376/2292] have team battled andoruh, RistoUuranmaki, and kork [758/1263] and won! 0 days, 05:41:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 14:28:49] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:32 towards level 57.
[01/08/16 17:14:28] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:01 towards level 57.
[01/09/16 15:49:50] Meta [572/663] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [118/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:53 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/09/16 23:28:50] Cypher [777/900] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [172/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[01/09/16 23:28:50] Cypher has dealt RistoUuranmaki a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:07:42 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/10/16 03:54:22] RistoUuranmaki [305/506] has challenged blizgerg [493/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:22 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/10/16 13:03:30] Onceuponaban [192/292] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [238/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Onceuponaban's clock.
[01/10/16 14:53:05] eva42, Chuck, and GreatRuby [1735/1815] have team battled zokko, RistoUuranmaki, and Cameron_D [432/1991] and won! 0 days, 00:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 03:04:12] RistoUuranmaki [206/506] has come upon yano [106/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:52:52 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/11/16 16:13:27] SpaceKookie [369/381] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [53/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:39 is removed from SpaceKookie's clock.
[01/11/16 18:09:02] reim [277/643] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [219/506] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:08:54 is removed from reim's clock.
[01/11/16 20:12:30] Mateusz [417/755] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [137/506] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:51:57 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/12/16 14:01:21] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:06 towards level 57.
[01/12/16 16:23:41] RistoUuranmaki, LordH, and kenyon [628/2477] have team battled charitwo, SlowRiot, and JensRex [119/1619] and won! 0 days, 01:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 18:44:17] sedrik [835/854] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [95/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:22:58 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[01/12/16 20:52:28] RistoUuranmaki [452/506] has challenged reim [114/643] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/13/16 01:52:27] RistoUuranmaki, grooverider, and Plasmastar [424/1708] have team battled ElectRo, kensington, and Chuck [1458/2218] and lost! 2 days, 21:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/16 20:16:30] RistoUuranmaki was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:39:29 towards level 58.
[01/14/16 00:13:03] RistoUuranmaki [78/506] has come upon keeper_c [884/1239] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:39:57 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/15/16 01:02:59] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:51 towards level 58.
[01/15/16 03:40:05] MrGlass [381/396] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [408/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:55 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/15/16 08:41:59] roy [347/560] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [320/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:28 is removed from roy's clock.
[01/16/16 10:44:09] freeboson, Killerkid, and RistoUuranmaki [894/1795] have team battled identd, SchrodingersScat, and Asara [300/1885] and won! 0 days, 09:01:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 17:45:03] Andries [385/492] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [257/506] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from Andries's clock.
[01/16/16 22:55:58] RistoUuranmaki [93/506] has challenged petrichor [296/446] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:05:08 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/17/16 01:11:10] RistoUuranmaki broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:27:48 from level 58.
[01/18/16 13:44:40] d34th [435/581] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [96/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:50 is removed from d34th's clock.
[01/21/16 12:59:43] Xenthys [84/408] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [418/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:18 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/21/16 21:03:23] Killerkid [207/639] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [437/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:46 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/22/16 00:41:54] RistoUuranmaki [110/506] has challenged Milquetoast [662/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:17:13 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/23/16 11:24:42] Hundikutsikas [176/225] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [173/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Hundikutsikas's clock.
[01/23/16 19:17:43] Hundikutsikas [109/225] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [349/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Hundikutsikas's clock.
[01/25/16 16:24:43] jenksy, dodobrain, and vox [1517/1945] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, MadHatter, and Simie [1416/1835] and won! 0 days, 06:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 22:59:53] vegadark [263/405] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [53/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:24:51 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/27/16 14:44:50] KyloRen [238/662] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [371/506] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[01/28/16 16:24:45] IdleMaster [70/454] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [197/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:55:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/29/16 19:17:09] RistoUuranmaki, Totengeist, and lux [95/1866] have team battled unicron, charitwo, and Sixbierehomme [295/2055] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/16 07:20:37] MetaNova, Onceuponaban, RistoUuranmaki, and Evrial have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/16 08:10:50] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:06 towards level 58.
[01/30/16 16:08:02] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:38 towards level 58.
[02/01/16 21:20:54] SlowRiot [722/962] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [335/506] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:24:05 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/02/16 12:57:32] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:26 towards level 58.
[02/02/16 20:29:51] Misza [735/990] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [10/506] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:35:31 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/02/16 23:49:03] Scar3cr0w, Totengeist, and HeavyPodda [1459/2094] have team battled SlowRiot, RistoUuranmaki, and GilbertErik [1862/1885] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 19:05:47] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:52 towards level 58.
[02/05/16 05:51:29] zid [505/828] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [28/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:22:16 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/05/16 07:58:26] RistoUuranmaki [296/506] has come upon plaller [368/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:22:55 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/05/16 10:49:28] Adar [465/568] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [456/506] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:43:53 is removed from Adar's clock.
[02/05/16 16:00:25] PiotrekD, Skidel, and RistoUuranmaki [1387/1646] have team battled dindinx, astropoint, and AngryParsley [189/2164] and won! 1 day, 18:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 22:14:21] RistoUuranmaki stole Sohnae's level 29 pair of boots while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 26 pair of boots behind, which Sohnae then takes.
[02/06/16 05:20:28] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:14:40 is added to his clock.
[02/10/16 12:07:56] RistoUuranmaki got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:35 from level 58.
[02/10/16 16:24:12] MontyZuma, grooverider, and Misza [1603/2804] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, idisjunction, and GilbertErik [171/1823] and won! 1 day, 20:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 11:08:18] plaller, roy, and fattrat [1524/1784] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, iViLe, and NoodleCake [591/1878] and won! 1 day, 22:48:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 23:19:26] RistoUuranmaki EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:41 from level 58.
[02/12/16 15:57:19] robox [51/325] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [30/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from robox's clock.
[02/13/16 07:59:33] RistoUuranmaki stole h00k's level 70 charm while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 13 charm behind, which h00k then takes.
[02/13/16 14:18:37] Trozz, dindinx, and RistoUuranmaki [712/1623] have team battled SudoKing, mthw, and irix [1238/2350] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 22:23:39] RistoUuranmaki [258/560] has challenged CornFly [778/952] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/14/16 14:25:09] Paul [22/30] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [2/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:57 is removed from Paul's clock.
[02/15/16 00:13:11] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:42:01 towards level 59.
[02/15/16 11:37:50] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:41 towards level 59.
[02/15/16 19:43:24] sjefen6, Pici, and Birdbones [347/2018] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Totengeist, and Frogging101 [1343/1844] and lost! 1 day, 05:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 08:01:58] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:18:07 towards level 59.
[02/18/16 20:37:55] LordH, Scar3cr0w, and Totengeist [31/2385] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Lowbow, and mixxit [342/1335] and lost! 1 day, 11:48:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/16 01:14:10] RistoUuranmaki [341/560] has challenged Milquetoast [370/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:46:45 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/19/16 09:53:02] vrillusions [925/1007] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [291/560] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:16:23 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[02/20/16 14:14:07] sasaniak, Babar, and reim [981/2245] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, kensington, and masterme120 [94/1342] and won! 1 day, 21:56:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 21:05:28] XJR-9, D-NICE, and godog [1702/2123] have team battled masterme120, RistoUuranmaki, and Agent86 [727/1466] and won! 3 days, 02:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/16 01:31:12] Plasmastar [228/333] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [519/560] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:40:48 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[02/21/16 06:07:52] Plasmastar [107/333] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [297/560] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:55:32 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[02/21/16 12:34:25] dindinx, godog, and Satoshi [47/2119] have team battled irix, RistoUuranmaki, and DesertStorm [1544/2060] and lost! 1 day, 16:57:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/16 07:20:07] Simie [537/819] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [186/560] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:45:45 is removed from Simie's clock.
[02/23/16 09:05:36] RistoUuranmaki got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:20:56 from level 59.
[02/23/16 09:21:54] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:17:52 is added to his clock.
[02/24/16 22:37:39] woonack [482/572] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [393/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:44:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/25/16 01:50:48] Fahrenheit [145/403] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [529/560] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:23 is added to Fahrenheit's clock.
[02/27/16 03:21:46] d34th, RistoUuranmaki, and sjums_the_great [1034/1629] have team battled shandor, rharwood, and RBecker [1690/2059] and lost! 3 days, 22:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 11:18:57] Evrial, darkmage, and HeavyPodda [1377/2327] have team battled brendan, sbp, and RistoUuranmaki [1486/2130] and lost! 0 days, 10:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/16 00:52:53] RistoUuranmaki lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:17:43 from level 59.
[03/03/16 10:25:45] bigjay [289/782] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [119/560] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:41:42 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[03/03/16 10:25:45] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 70 charm! bigjay picks it up, tossing his old level 32 charm to RistoUuranmaki.
[03/04/16 21:37:22] Samus [55/756] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [46/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from Samus's clock.
[03/05/16 09:56:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 9 days, 19:14:52 toward level 59.
[03/06/16 02:55:48] Lios, RistoUuranmaki, and MrGlass [668/1540] have team battled yano, lipek, and LordH [152/2583] and won! 0 days, 09:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/16 10:09:34] bootdisk [103/200] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [378/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/12/16 11:59:08] RistoUuranmaki, theblazehen, and Sir_Lemming [1043/1611] have team battled Adar, Meta, and idisjunction [1566/2154] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/16 22:55:14] tiwake, AngryParsley, and FakeWizard [1196/2523] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, nitzer, and sjefen6 [129/1602] and won! 0 days, 08:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 05:02:10] echeese, Reed, and RistoUuranmaki [13/1013] have team battled vegadark, Oooooog, and unicron [719/1594] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 13:57:09] RistoUuranmaki [96/526] has come upon Boohbah [150/707] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:43:56 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/16/16 17:15:47] eva42 [552/1106] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [411/526] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:42:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/16/16 17:41:33] GameGear [13/21] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [218/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to GameGear's clock.
[03/17/16 06:19:41] RistoUuranmaki, Totengeist, Sixbierehomme, and Fluttershy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/16 10:30:39] RistoUuranmaki [222/526] has challenged Sixbierehomme [244/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:42:03 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/18/16 10:48:13] basepi [54/170] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [122/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/18/16 13:31:46] Schrodinger [115/474] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [401/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:47 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[03/19/16 08:15:17] RistoUuranmaki [108/526] has come upon Meta [575/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:47 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/19/16 13:28:03] RistoUuranmaki died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:55 from level 59.
[03/19/16 21:42:56] irix [278/1069] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [238/526] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:30:09 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/20/16 00:05:11] tspange [447/734] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [113/526] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:03:32 is removed from tspange's clock.
[03/20/16 12:14:08] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:12 towards level 59.
[03/21/16 08:11:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 2 days, 05:30:33 toward level 59.
[03/22/16 05:03:38] RistoUuranmaki got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:47 from level 59.
[03/22/16 12:04:42] RistoUuranmaki [33/530] has challenged babilen [92/235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:43:25 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/23/16 17:01:09] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:55 towards level 59.
[03/23/16 20:34:43] RistoUuranmaki was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:01 towards level 59.
[03/24/16 21:25:50] RistoUuranmaki [496/530] has come upon rxcomm [571/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:23:59 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/25/16 16:15:48] Globalirc [604/612] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [511/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/26/16 00:50:05] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:36 towards level 59.
[03/26/16 04:12:53] RistoUuranmaki spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! RistoUuranmaki's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/16 11:38:51] Ironhoof [116/506] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [5/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:24 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[03/26/16 13:53:52] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:49:29 is added to his clock.
[03/27/16 20:59:00] Birdbones [414/993] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [285/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/27/16 21:58:04] grant050, droogie, and charitwo [726/2109] have team battled MollyMalone, masterme120, and RistoUuranmaki [1052/1182] and lost! 1 day, 22:43:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/16 23:40:09] RistoUuranmaki [196/522] has challenged simple [92/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/30/16 05:00:39] RistoUuranmaki [423/522] has come upon Xyrael [614/808] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:53:10 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/30/16 07:33:28] Knorr [113/173] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [400/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Knorr's clock.
[04/03/16 03:44:17] RistoUuranmaki [489/522] has challenged kenyon [263/1303] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:48:32 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/03/16 10:53:51] Samus, RistoUuranmaki, and HeavyPodda [1278/2222] have team battled arlen, brendan, and sloth [1326/1831] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 14:10:39] Birdbones, grant050, and bigjay [711/2448] have team battled Cypher, RistoUuranmaki, and tspange [2/2229] and won! 1 day, 04:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 03:03:55] RistoUuranmaki, Gmane, and Animalia [390/1216] have team battled pants, zid, and babilen [1666/2030] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 07:42:34] RistoUuranmaki [275/522] has challenged Sixbierehomme [309/806] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:37:22 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/12/16 11:03:52] RistoUuranmaki [146/522] has come upon r00f [846/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:36:17 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/12/16 15:45:25] RistoUuranmaki [112/522] has challenged kusuriya [59/464] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:32:42 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/12/16 15:45:25] RistoUuranmaki has dealt kusuriya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:45:38 is added to kusuriya's clock.
[04/13/16 03:49:41] RistoUuranmaki [507/522] has challenged kensington [319/565] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:57:12 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/13/16 08:11:19] Doctor [877/1007] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [87/522] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[04/13/16 09:16:47] KeboDK, allo, and RistoUuranmaki [1377/1776] have team battled pixelate, Mirc0p, and shandor [1135/1800] and won! 2 days, 15:27:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/16 12:13:38] AbacusAvenger [8/89] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [230/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/16/16 17:10:04] theemstra [282/521] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [397/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:33 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/19/16 10:41:17] Gmane [358/372] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [308/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:44:41 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[04/20/16 10:52:34] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:58:33 towards level 60.
[04/21/16 02:36:11] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:49 towards level 60.
[04/23/16 10:19:26] Lemelisk [492/1135] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [232/522] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:38:20 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[04/23/16 11:19:49] RistoUuranmaki [170/522] has challenged Zye [166/344] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:24:08 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/24/16 14:29:26] RistoUuranmaki [334/522] has challenged agrajag [353/705] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:23:48 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/24/16 16:40:33] RistoUuranmaki lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:50:26 from level 60.
[04/24/16 23:12:20] pfoley, Str1ngS, and Kable [488/1833] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, SarahD, and MollyMalone [881/1294] and lost! 1 day, 10:59:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 08:28:13] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:15 towards level 60.
[04/25/16 08:31:57] RistoUuranmaki [222/522] has come upon nitzer [668/761] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:46:18 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/25/16 17:34:02] MJ94 [402/667] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [191/522] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:04:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/26/16 01:29:42] gabriel [371/1123] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [123/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[04/28/16 03:02:25] echeese [257/584] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [134/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:30:20 is removed from echeese's clock.
[04/28/16 14:06:42] RistoUuranmaki [68/522] has challenged bheesham [24/388] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:26:36 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/29/16 05:36:30] sloth [208/362] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [124/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:38:47 is removed from sloth's clock.
[05/01/16 21:37:07] RistoUuranmaki [104/522] has challenged arlen [467/1009] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:55:53 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/02/16 00:31:22] RistoUuranmaki [147/522] has come upon Lios [612/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:19:26 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/02/16 13:20:07] RistoUuranmaki [274/522] has come upon naw [342/559] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:28:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/02/16 15:15:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 6 days, 14:25:09 toward level 60.
[05/03/16 10:27:30] bootdisk, RistoUuranmaki, and Oooooog [1144/1407] have team battled himuraken, Gmane, and Ironhoof [476/1345] and won! 0 days, 00:21:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/16 14:00:59] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:43:32 is added to his clock.
[05/03/16 18:12:14] RistoUuranmaki reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! RistoUuranmaki's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/16 10:21:55] dalisra [39/236] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [105/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to dalisra's clock.
[05/04/16 17:36:04] bootdisk [247/424] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [387/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:34:51 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[05/05/16 11:42:37] ruan [79/333] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [378/526] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:20:05 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/05/16 21:30:00] basepi [366/479] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [205/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:08:56 is removed from basepi's clock.
[05/05/16 21:30:00] basepi has dealt RistoUuranmaki a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:02:38 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/06/16 17:44:29] RistoUuranmaki spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! RistoUuranmaki's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/16 05:57:28] zankore [193/621] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [282/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/08/16 10:38:08] MadMan [112/622] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [370/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:41:47 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/08/16 15:40:08] basepi [361/479] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [184/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:21:32 is removed from basepi's clock.
[05/08/16 17:45:50] damyan [787/788] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [74/519] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:55:43 is removed from damyan's clock.
[05/08/16 19:27:31] Satoshi [424/819] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [356/519] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:49:23 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/11/16 09:34:51] RistoUuranmaki saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:07 from level 60.
[05/12/16 10:18:09] RistoUuranmaki [136/519] has challenged IdleBot [1251/1549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:15 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/13/16 00:23:35] PinkiePie [271/597] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [205/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:15:59 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[05/13/16 00:23:35] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 46 set of leggings! PinkiePie picks it up, tossing his old level 43 set of leggings to RistoUuranmaki.
[05/13/16 16:45:21] Fluttershy [119/1073] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [276/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:03 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[05/14/16 03:24:37] Bvarne, RistoUuranmaki, and MrGlass [1165/1814] have team battled Darky, MadMan, and pants [1719/2110] and lost! 0 days, 20:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 09:55:45] RistoUuranmaki [473/516] has challenged Regnor [703/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/17/16 01:41:07] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:11 towards level 60.
[05/17/16 06:32:50] IndigoTiger [231/256] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [475/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[05/17/16 14:49:53] RistoUuranmaki was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:10 from level 60.
[05/18/16 03:05:41] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:35:02 is added to his clock.
[05/19/16 12:17:08] MrGlass, Ttech, and RistoUuranmaki [1835/2518] have team battled Pithlit, KeboDK, and Kalinakov [1036/1620] and won! 0 days, 04:14:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/16 13:59:29] rharwood [444/518] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [29/516] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:18:01 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[05/20/16 05:16:22] RistoUuranmaki [504/516] has challenged MadHatter [393/516] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/21/16 18:49:16] RistoUuranmaki stole kenyon's level 56 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 26 pair of gloves behind, which kenyon then takes.
[05/23/16 02:46:55] Xenthys, fraq, and RistoUuranmaki [1325/2155] have team battled beefnog, JensRex, and Plasmastar [1136/1191] and won! 2 days, 14:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 09:41:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 21 days, 09:37:37 toward level 61.
[05/23/16 10:08:00] honkybonky, gazarsgo, and RistoUuranmaki [851/1940] have team battled dclaw123, Shayy, and Herb_Tarlek [750/912] and won! 0 days, 08:34:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 16:39:30] tehdude, Tratos, and RistoUuranmaki [158/1625] have team battled joek, Str1ngS, and vrillusions [1479/1844] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 03:56:12] Jareeta, RistoUuranmaki, and Darky [503/2433] have team battled gipyelrah, freeboson, and RBecker [391/2356] and won! 1 day, 08:00:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 20:47:40] RistoUuranmaki [504/543] has challenged fraq [800/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:47:23 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/24/16 22:48:23] RistoUuranmaki [128/543] has challenged IdleBot [1493/1549] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:54 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/25/16 01:07:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 7 days, 15:40:05 toward level 61.
[05/25/16 05:58:09] RistoUuranmaki, tspange, and PiMp0r [532/1709] have team battled nfsnobody, KeboDK, and bl4ckscor3 [112/2050] and won! 0 days, 15:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 15:46:25] RistoUuranmaki was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:57 from level 61.
[05/26/16 12:57:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 4 days, 10:24:52 toward level 61.
[05/28/16 05:21:06] RistoUuranmaki [259/543] has come upon woonack [195/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:23 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/28/16 18:22:55] RistoUuranmaki [390/543] has challenged Bvarne [449/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:20 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/29/16 00:08:57] RistoUuranmaki discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:04 towards level 61.
[05/29/16 03:26:15] IdleMaster [10/479] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [350/543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:43:26 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/29/16 08:35:52] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:36 towards level 61.
[05/29/16 09:35:53] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:38:51 is added to his clock.
[05/29/16 10:49:29] droogie, RistoUuranmaki, and vox [583/2292] have team battled vrillusions, Satoshi, and Cysioland [431/2452] and won! 0 days, 04:12:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 11:02:25] Mirc0p [253/519] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [120/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:09:00 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[05/30/16 03:37:58] RistoUuranmaki [266/543] has challenged Andries [531/547] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/30/16 04:59:27] RistoUuranmaki [389/543] has come upon Furry [89/567] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:43:27 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/30/16 15:39:55] Kronos [297/405] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [433/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:15 is added to Kronos's clock.
[06/01/16 11:02:39] RistoUuranmaki, neuro, and himuraken [1604/1987] have team battled yano, Zaratustra, and honkybonky [44/2240] and won! 0 days, 03:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/16 18:22:59] zid, RistoUuranmaki, and Lemelisk [446/2546] have team battled Milquetoast, Asara, and kenyon [485/3053] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/16 00:37:48] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, and RistoUuranmaki [927/1909] have team battled unicron, TauPan, and Jareeta [560/2096] and won! 4 days, 03:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 22:27:38] lipek [1145/1201] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [492/549] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:36:58 is removed from lipek's clock.
[06/05/16 05:30:13] HeavyPodda [507/914] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [104/549] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:45:16 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/06/16 09:00:35] Xenthys, m0shbear, and kenyon [1783/2623] have team battled damyan, soltys, and RistoUuranmaki [1144/1950] and won! 2 days, 08:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/16 23:24:43] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:23:01 towards level 62.
[06/07/16 10:57:29] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:01:19 towards level 62.
[06/08/16 08:58:08] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:05 towards level 62.
[06/08/16 16:57:50] Unikitty, Evrial, and Heisenberg [705/2202] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, mordac, and Bkid [902/1712] and lost! 0 days, 08:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 11:47:44] himuraken, bigjay, and RistoUuranmaki [723/2059] have team battled SarahD, Majak, and pico [304/1402] and won! 1 day, 15:54:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 17:31:31] RistoUuranmaki [234/549] has challenged Furry [438/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:44:18 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/12/16 10:47:57] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:05 towards level 62.
[06/12/16 13:13:45] Kussie, ElectRo, and Diitto [1032/2598] have team battled LordH, RistoUuranmaki, and Douhet [302/1942] and won! 1 day, 10:46:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/16 01:23:16] Misza [145/956] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [53/549] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:33:32 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/15/16 21:59:55] hannesenator [793/817] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [212/549] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:52 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[06/16/16 23:30:20] RistoUuranmaki [470/549] has challenged mwhahaha [98/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:35:25 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/17/16 07:31:31] nfsnobody, GilbertErik, and keeper_c [6/2403] have team battled Xyrael, RistoUuranmaki, and RBecker [1718/1822] and lost! 2 days, 10:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/16 21:38:17] RistoUuranmaki [273/549] has challenged NoodleCake [195/650] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:52:14 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/18/16 11:43:04] bootdisk [110/424] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [116/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:09 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[06/19/16 10:37:51] honkybonky, RistoUuranmaki, and dclaw123 [311/1616] have team battled zokko, vrillusions, and Mateusz [434/2271] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 16:09:49] magnetik, godog, and RistoUuranmaki [1085/1796] have team battled basepi, Jagon, and d34th [153/2096] and won! 2 days, 18:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/16 17:54:01] simple [37/717] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [417/549] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/20/16 21:56:25] RistoUuranmaki [130/549] has come upon Lios [511/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:48:06 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/21/16 18:11:00] RistoUuranmaki [328/549] has challenged Agusanz [273/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:03:43 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/22/16 19:20:02] arlen [16/987] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [541/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:35 is added to arlen's clock.
[06/22/16 20:48:34] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:05:06 is added to his clock.
[06/26/16 06:55:43] Sailor_Venus [38/261] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [332/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[06/28/16 23:12:47] RistoUuranmaki [197/549] has come upon roy [514/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:51 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/29/16 10:59:20] sasaniak [432/494] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [478/549] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:50:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/29/16 13:18:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 0 days, 21:08:08 toward level 62.
[06/29/16 23:36:49] vegadark [399/415] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [437/549] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:12:48 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/30/16 05:15:41] lipek, arlen, and DoomedExistence [1980/2844] have team battled pfoley, RistoUuranmaki, and buyoq [507/1552] and won! 0 days, 05:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 07:39:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed RistoUuranmaki with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:58:11 from level 62.
[07/02/16 15:04:28] RistoUuranmaki set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:38 from level 62.
[07/02/16 18:44:37] RistoUuranmaki [424/549] has challenged MJ94 [268/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:33 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/02/16 19:23:17] fusion89k [12/81] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [517/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to fusion89k's clock.
[07/06/16 03:29:57] Str1ngS, jwon, RistoUuranmaki, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/16 09:34:41] RistoUuranmaki [480/549] has challenged kork [425/436] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/07/16 10:43:31] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:45:24 towards level 63.
[07/07/16 21:10:04] VoidFox [582/610] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [147/549] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:41 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[07/09/16 06:35:08] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:18:34 towards level 63.
[07/10/16 11:34:19] RistoUuranmaki [197/549] has come upon Sailor_Venus [249/363] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:01:18 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/10/16 14:51:17] AbacusAvenger [100/484] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [290/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:39 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[07/11/16 04:36:45] RistoUuranmaki, sjefen6, and vegadark [202/1295] have team battled jenksy, Kiesteel, and Oooooog [555/1918] and lost! 1 day, 06:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/16 05:25:20] RistoUuranmaki fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:12:30 from level 63.
[07/11/16 05:37:46] Xenthys, elf, and dclaw123 [1549/1958] have team battled RBecker, robflop, and RistoUuranmaki [1153/1638] and won! 0 days, 09:23:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/16 14:59:33] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:07:42 towards level 63.
[07/11/16 20:17:08] VoidFox [537/610] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [24/549] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:14:19 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[07/13/16 05:13:29] RistoUuranmaki [38/549] has challenged IdleBot [1254/1558] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:32:40 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/16/16 05:03:38] RistoUuranmaki hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:33 towards level 63.
[07/16/16 16:10:00] RistoUuranmaki spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! RistoUuranmaki's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/16 05:39:21] RistoUuranmaki was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:48:01 from level 63.
[07/18/16 16:03:55] Doctor, RistoUuranmaki, and Milquetoast [240/2447] have team battled cirdan, Mjolnir, and unicron [1491/1795] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/16 04:26:24] RistoUuranmaki misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:22:04 from level 63.
[07/19/16 05:33:43] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:56:14 is added to his clock.
[07/19/16 12:02:59] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 16:14:07 is added to his clock.
[07/19/16 22:53:37] Zaratustra, RistoUuranmaki, and GilbertErik [1543/1870] have team battled JensRex, fangfufu, and Agusanz [1500/1523] and won! 2 days, 07:34:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 15:13:03] sjefen6 [215/331] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [302/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:59:21 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/21/16 00:51:00] RistoUuranmaki [330/541] has challenged Furry [464/551] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:46:46 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/21/16 19:18:37] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:50:40 is added to his clock.
[07/22/16 05:39:02] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:58 towards level 63.
[07/22/16 16:07:59] SarahD [332/586] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [276/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from SarahD's clock.
[07/22/16 17:25:24] Jim [33/338] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [444/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Jim's clock.
[07/22/16 19:55:34] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 16:56:31 is added to his clock.
[07/23/16 12:09:33] jenksy [461/883] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [90/541] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:32:15 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[07/23/16 18:00:22] MontyZuma, LordH, and Master [716/2007] have team battled woonack, RistoUuranmaki, and Cenhinen [852/1668] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/16 10:52:21] Scar3cr0w, jenksy, and Eldoreth [575/1916] have team battled elf, RistoUuranmaki, and woonack [1176/1978] and lost! 1 day, 12:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 06:22:31] bigjay, strugart, and RistoUuranmaki [146/2429] have team battled Kronos, Crazycatlady, and Darky [969/1765] and lost! 0 days, 14:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 13:51:02] RistoUuranmaki stole kork's level 177 weapon while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 45 weapon behind, which kork then takes.
[07/25/16 19:37:31] Scar3cr0w [99/666] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [414/660] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:52:28 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[07/25/16 23:33:55] RistoUuranmaki [404/660] has come upon ChasedSpade [581/697] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:19:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/26/16 05:16:53] rxcomm [439/798] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [135/660] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:52:47 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[07/26/16 05:59:04] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:00:19 towards level 63.
[07/26/16 16:56:46] Darky [328/859] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [394/660] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:29:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/28/16 18:04:11] Kalinakov [645/680] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [112/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:48:23 is removed from Kalinakov's clock.
[07/30/16 03:42:07] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:41:03 towards level 63.
[07/30/16 04:00:17] Cameron_D, RistoUuranmaki, and grooverider [2557/2677] have team battled yano, suterismus, and Stokim [859/2134] and won! 4 days, 23:48:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 07:18:35] holloway [26/496] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [480/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:49:19 is added to holloway's clock.
[08/01/16 12:00:20] Killerkid [895/905] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [26/660] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:52:13 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[08/02/16 08:46:57] yano [141/614] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [481/660] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:04:04 is added to yano's clock.
[08/02/16 18:12:26] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:23:38 is added to his clock.
[08/08/16 20:34:58] RistoUuranmaki broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:18:40 from level 63.
[08/09/16 18:17:02] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:29 towards level 63.
[08/11/16 01:53:58] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:46 towards level 63.
[08/13/16 14:16:10] RistoUuranmaki lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:10:08 from level 63.
[08/14/16 00:37:13] yasdorian [326/603] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [102/660] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:50:16 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[08/14/16 01:39:33] RistoUuranmaki was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:35 towards level 63.
[08/14/16 19:13:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 8 days, 14:11:12 toward level 63.
[08/14/16 19:18:29] jhack [0/265] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [131/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to jhack's clock.
[08/15/16 17:44:58] RistoUuranmaki burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! RistoUuranmaki's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/16 04:00:48] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:12:39 from level 63.
[08/16/16 13:01:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 4 days, 05:58:35 toward level 63.
[08/16/16 20:57:53] SarahD, JensRex, and bootdisk [1142/1503] have team battled roy, Satoshi, and RistoUuranmaki [331/1997] and won! 1 day, 10:44:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 02:52:05] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:35 towards level 63.
[08/17/16 22:25:41] holloway, Mirc0p, and MJ94 [205/1727] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, Reilly, and RistoUuranmaki [1249/1443] and lost! 1 day, 18:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 14:15:56] RistoUuranmaki got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:05 from level 63.
[08/19/16 16:07:48] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:03:52 from level 63.
[08/21/16 20:44:37] JensRex [353/484] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [241/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:17:03 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[08/21/16 20:44:37] JensRex has dealt RistoUuranmaki a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:23:01 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/22/16 00:49:36] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:36 towards level 63.
[08/22/16 04:56:46] RistoUuranmaki found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:09 towards level 63.
[08/23/16 12:00:26] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:45 towards level 63.
[08/26/16 09:12:10] Cenhinen [230/630] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [298/656] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:42:46 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[08/27/16 06:25:42] abra0, RistoUuranmaki, and idisjunction [1873/2508] have team battled robflop, Mithkabob, and AbacusAvenger [817/1566] and won! 0 days, 17:03:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 07:43:34] DongQuixote, RistoUuranmaki, and idisjunction [316/2094] have team battled PinkiePie, AbacusAvenger, and robflop [795/1819] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/16 08:38:06] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:57 towards level 63.
[08/27/16 17:13:42] RistoUuranmaki [586/656] has challenged bootdisk [237/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:18 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/29/16 01:40:08] RistoUuranmaki [115/656] has come upon pijiu [150/171] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:15 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/31/16 20:10:35] PocketKiller [177/215] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [361/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[09/01/16 13:22:47] RistoUuranmaki [528/656] has challenged yond [312/1122] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:04:10 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/02/16 19:36:46] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:10 towards level 64.
[09/02/16 19:55:10] Milquetoast, Str1ngS, and Jim [1147/1846] have team battled Brainiac, brycec, and RistoUuranmaki [683/2266] and won! 0 days, 07:04:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 17:04:55] RistoUuranmaki, AbacusAvenger, Andries, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/16 17:43:45] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 04:19:14 is added to his clock.
[09/04/16 07:46:26] Hodor [59/259] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [486/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/06/16 10:37:07] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:20 towards level 64.
[09/06/16 13:42:20] ohforfsake [73/116] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [406/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to ohforfsake's clock.
[09/07/16 11:00:32] magnetik [232/548] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [594/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:51:50 is added to magnetik's clock.
[09/07/16 13:01:15] RistoUuranmaki [284/656] has challenged sjefen6 [31/376] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:10:47 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/07/16 13:39:41] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:53:34 is added to his clock.
[09/07/16 16:30:29] Plasmastar [291/346] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [429/656] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:00:27 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[09/07/16 19:44:28] RistoUuranmaki walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:49:52 from level 64.
[09/08/16 09:44:43] Jagon, Darky, and Crazycatlady [1564/1933] have team battled brendan, efn_idle_hobo, and RistoUuranmaki [377/2047] and won! 1 day, 22:33:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/16 10:11:23] Mateusz, RistoUuranmaki, and argus [1958/1989] have team battled grooverider, Pithlit, and pixelate [845/1919] and won! 4 days, 11:46:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/16 02:14:44] brendan [579/1011] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [654/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/09/16 07:16:30] RistoUuranmaki [332/656] has challenged Lowbow [34/678] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:56 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/10/16 06:25:00] RistoUuranmaki was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:28 towards level 64.
[09/11/16 07:32:37] Babar [33/965] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [571/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:19:15 is added to Babar's clock.
[09/11/16 11:33:40] RistoUuranmaki was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:21 from level 64.
[09/12/16 04:55:54] Spork_Witch [75/172] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [624/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Spork_Witch's clock.
[09/12/16 16:47:17] Hodor, dclaw123, and yur [434/1457] have team battled SlowRiot, RistoUuranmaki, and Ttech [1681/3006] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/16 20:02:43] RistoUuranmaki bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:18 from level 64.
[09/18/16 21:43:33] RistoUuranmaki [23/656] has challenged sasaniak [158/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:01 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/20/16 10:09:46] LukeLR [349/359] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [337/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[09/23/16 05:01:19] Anaxyn, shymega, and cirdan [47/1735] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, dodobrain, and Bradicus [512/1835] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/16 17:25:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 1 day, 14:32:51 toward level 64.
[09/23/16 21:06:35] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:57:38 is added to his clock.
[10/01/16 03:01:50] Zarniwoop [0/0] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [458/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Zarniwoop's clock.
[10/01/16 07:24:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 4 days, 12:45:55 toward level 64.
[10/01/16 08:00:25] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:07:33 is added to his clock.
[10/01/16 18:59:57] SirMonkeybox [236/898] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [193/656] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:15:36 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/02/16 22:11:38] RistoUuranmaki [380/656] has come upon Lios [607/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:37 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/03/16 17:10:36] Darky [123/817] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [596/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:03:06 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/06/16 16:35:43] iViLe [73/1000] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [581/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:56:05 is added to iViLe's clock.
[10/06/16 23:48:32] RistoUuranmaki [119/656] has challenged Bradicus [312/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/07/16 10:52:40] RistoUuranmaki discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:43:13 towards level 65.
[10/08/16 05:14:00] RistoUuranmaki was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:32:07 towards level 65.
[10/08/16 10:17:08] JensRex [10/420] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [530/656] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:31:44 is added to JensRex's clock.
[10/09/16 03:55:13] RistoUuranmaki, freeboson, and Agent86 [1233/1824] have team battled dwfreed, Lemelisk, and zid [2403/2525] and lost! 4 days, 13:26:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/16 13:26:09] Plasmastar [79/305] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [117/656] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:16:37 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/09/16 21:37:07] RistoUuranmaki lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:53:10 from level 65.
[10/19/16 07:09:03] RistoUuranmaki [154/656] has come upon bete_noire [78/185] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:15:54 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/19/16 10:51:21] RistoUuranmaki [648/656] has challenged IndigoTiger [241/1024] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:52:23 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/20/16 10:22:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 28 days, 14:12:25 toward level 65.
[10/20/16 21:03:14] vBm [175/549] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [638/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:50 is added to vBm's clock.
[10/21/16 11:08:04] theemstra [99/720] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [459/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:25:13 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/27/16 13:25:33] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:07 towards level 65.
[10/27/16 18:39:25] RistoUuranmaki bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:49 towards level 65.
[10/28/16 21:15:43] Scarp [135/256] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [158/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Scarp's clock.
[11/01/16 18:48:47] Gerdesas, RBecker, and RistoUuranmaki [1996/2068] have team battled Majak, gabriel, and suterismus [666/2917] and won! 0 days, 23:00:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/16 11:17:41] canton7 [488/644] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [478/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:25 is removed from canton7's clock.
[11/04/16 11:40:38] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:11:44 is added to his clock.
[11/04/16 19:30:54] Tenorman [574/862] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [135/656] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:05:00 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/04/16 23:34:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 1 day, 07:07:15 toward level 65.
[11/05/16 21:17:49] vvyy [14/27] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [253/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to vvyy's clock.
[11/07/16 10:13:40] robox [431/623] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [147/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:59 is removed from robox's clock.
[11/07/16 17:33:33] RistoUuranmaki slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! RistoUuranmaki's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/16 23:00:52] Sixbierehomme [672/727] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [560/655] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:50:54 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/08/16 08:39:57] RistoUuranmaki bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:40 from level 65.
[11/09/16 08:22:29] Mithkabob [192/352] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [572/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:43:44 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[11/09/16 18:38:04] RistoUuranmaki discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:40 towards level 65.
[11/10/16 01:55:49] rt [285/327] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [355/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to rt's clock.
[11/10/16 05:15:19] RistoUuranmaki walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:28 from level 65.
[11/11/16 21:55:47] RistoUuranmaki [45/655] has challenged arlen [541/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:47 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/12/16 19:53:24] RistoUuranmaki [544/655] has challenged nikoJ [336/454] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/12/16 22:34:30] kensington [146/605] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [323/655] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:36:45 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/13/16 02:01:51] astropoint [546/604] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [352/655] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:37:35 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[11/13/16 13:54:07] RistoUuranmaki [542/655] has come upon canton7 [355/644] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:45:14 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/13/16 16:19:02] Satoshi, jeffl35, and Babar [2079/2255] have team battled dindinx, vegadark, and RistoUuranmaki [131/1522] and won! 0 days, 09:48:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 00:52:49] Birdbones [75/963] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [193/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:49:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/15/16 19:08:06] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 22:47:55 is added to his clock.
[11/16/16 04:28:47] SirMonkeybox [108/709] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [488/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:29 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/16/16 05:56:05] RistoUuranmaki [494/655] has come upon dtype [254/326] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:28:40 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/18/16 16:44:46] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:38 towards level 66.
[11/18/16 20:36:28] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:02:09 towards level 66.
[11/19/16 16:27:33] unicron [648/747] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [199/655] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:27:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/19/16 16:47:10] RistoUuranmaki [149/655] has come upon PocketKiller [94/479] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:00:58 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/22/16 07:35:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 12 days, 20:10:43 toward level 66.
[11/22/16 08:58:28] RistoUuranmaki [83/655] has come upon unicron [89/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:07 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/22/16 21:14:24] LegendaryQ [147/196] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [461/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[11/23/16 09:38:52] RistoUuranmaki [122/655] has challenged hannesenator [562/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:45 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/23/16 12:17:17] RistoUuranmaki was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:20 from level 66.
[11/23/16 13:05:30] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:17 towards level 66.
[11/25/16 10:58:06] RistoUuranmaki [391/655] has challenged KeboDK [680/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:10 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/26/16 12:08:00] godog [179/674] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [578/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:21 is added to godog's clock.
[11/26/16 13:09:46] RistoUuranmaki [625/655] has come upon Enthiendor [405/483] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:32:22 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/27/16 09:13:41] droogie, RistoUuranmaki, pfoley, and petrichor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/16 13:39:38] Iri, Zye, and freeboson [124/1648] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Tratos, and fwilson [870/2003] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 09:53:55] RistoUuranmaki was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:33 towards level 66.
[11/29/16 02:32:46] RistoUuranmaki [568/655] has challenged Furry [336/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:07:22 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/02/16 03:32:37] RistoUuranmaki [374/655] has challenged Killerkid [730/921] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/02/16 10:27:04] RBecker, astropoint, and Doctor [848/2311] have team battled Chuck, rxcomm, and RistoUuranmaki [1551/1922] and lost! 6 days, 13:03:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/16 21:08:32] irix [939/1055] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [488/655] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:33 is removed from irix's clock.
[12/03/16 17:30:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 40 days, 05:29:19 toward level 67.
[12/03/16 18:40:45] IndigoTiger [40/1025] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [476/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:44:14 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/05/16 11:01:43] RistoUuranmaki [647/655] has come upon everbrew [448/919] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:58:10 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/05/16 22:38:42] RistoUuranmaki [159/655] has come upon MJ94 [20/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:57:38 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/06/16 00:47:24] RistoUuranmaki found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:33:34 towards level 67.
[12/06/16 22:18:59] gipyelrah [613/1095] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [476/655] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:05:16 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[12/06/16 23:33:07] RistoUuranmaki stole bl4ckscor3's level 35 charm while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 28 charm behind, which bl4ckscor3 then takes.
[12/07/16 17:42:39] shymega, Furry, and RistoUuranmaki [1269/1694] have team battled Fluttershy, bedna__, and astropoint [817/1636] and won! 1 day, 03:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 21:30:06] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:46 towards level 67.
[12/07/16 22:57:21] robochot [392/534] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [539/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:18 is added to robochot's clock.
[12/08/16 09:33:04] Crazycatlady, Bradicus, and RistoUuranmaki [837/1721] have team battled GilbertErik, strugart, and Bkid [339/2351] and won! 0 days, 08:32:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 14:03:24] RistoUuranmaki [361/661] has challenged vegadark [354/444] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:03 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/09/16 05:21:08] RistoUuranmaki [57/661] has come upon yano [360/556] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:17:36 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/10/16 17:39:08] SynthesizerPatel [826/827] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [251/661] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:18:31 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/10/16 21:28:30] RistoUuranmaki [549/661] has come upon Ironhoof [527/822] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:27:22 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/11/16 17:16:53] RistoUuranmaki, zbart, and sjefen6 [10/1503] have team battled Sundance, astropoint, and petrichor [595/1700] and lost! 0 days, 17:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/16 16:02:06] RistoUuranmaki [587/661] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [17/1012] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:54:51 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/14/16 01:53:51] zid [154/841] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [399/661] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:24:56 is added to zid's clock.
[12/14/16 02:10:06] benoliver999 [200/359] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [10/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from benoliver999's clock.
[12/15/16 09:05:27] RistoUuranmaki [178/661] has come upon Firien [390/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:40 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/16/16 11:25:19] RistoUuranmaki [208/661] has come upon MetaNova [23/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:23 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/16/16 12:17:13] RistoUuranmaki [240/661] has challenged theZoMBiE [440/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/16/16 21:24:28] SynthesizerPatel [231/799] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [478/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:07 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/20/16 07:55:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 10 days, 09:59:53 toward level 68.
[12/20/16 13:20:21] RistoUuranmaki was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:45:28 from level 68.
[12/20/16 23:01:13] vox [139/1090] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [636/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:01:02 is added to vox's clock.
[12/21/16 06:50:46] Relayer, RistoUuranmaki, and arlen [1056/1916] have team battled Taffer, DrOfBaconNomics, and Merkel [31/2540] and won! 0 days, 05:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 12:52:23] RistoUuranmaki [346/661] has come upon simple [709/852] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:41:11 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/24/16 13:20:14] Lemelisk, Babar, and bl4ckscor3 [2310/2607] have team battled Tenorman, zid, and RistoUuranmaki [527/2570] and won! 0 days, 10:36:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 13:33:13] Furry [375/658] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [234/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:25:16 is removed from Furry's clock.
[12/26/16 20:37:04] RistoUuranmaki [27/661] has come upon Agent86 [474/477] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:13:14 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/26/16 22:53:58] RistoUuranmaki [364/661] has challenged strugart [431/1148] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:44:35 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/27/16 11:08:28] strugart [258/1148] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [552/661] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:01:57 is added to strugart's clock.
[12/28/16 05:03:00] kensington, RistoUuranmaki, and qbit [759/1406] have team battled PinkiePie, jenksy, and Silvanus_Betrium [35/2504] and won! 0 days, 00:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/16 19:54:48] desspugne [119/987] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [517/661] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:52:03 is added to desspugne's clock.
[12/31/16 14:53:32] RistoUuranmaki [615/661] has come upon dwfreed [321/522] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:09:12 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/01/17 19:45:02] HeavyPodda [512/1048] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [428/661] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:32:59 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/02/17 06:47:36] RistoUuranmaki saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:57:05 from level 68.
[01/02/17 08:43:30] RistoUuranmaki [216/661] has come upon shymega [155/380] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:54:50 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/03/17 23:05:47] Gizmokid2005 [210/796] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [468/661] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:37:57 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/04/17 13:10:59] Lios [141/786] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [386/661] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:37:30 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/05/17 04:16:37] RistoUuranmaki [649/661] has challenged Doctor [943/959] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:37:30 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/06/17 00:27:34] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:35:42 is added to his clock.
[01/06/17 12:42:16] glook [319/386] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [41/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:44 is removed from glook's clock.
[01/07/17 18:14:40] brendan [642/1054] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [248/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:37:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/17 20:51:41] RistoUuranmaki [456/661] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [754/1016] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:43:27 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/08/17 17:47:59] RistoUuranmaki [30/661] has challenged gipyelrah [731/1095] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:23:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/09/17 07:18:34] yano [250/424] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [155/661] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:15:12 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/10/17 00:45:05] Bokkie [309/483] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [238/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:32:33 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[01/12/17 14:22:38] RistoUuranmaki [509/661] has challenged NoodleCake [576/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:03:28 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/12/17 19:29:07] RistoUuranmaki [328/661] has come upon Darky [823/861] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:57:50 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/13/17 03:29:11] khmerboy, rharwood, and qbit [847/1240] have team battled Realmy, V`ger, and RistoUuranmaki [130/2273] and won! 0 days, 03:43:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/17 20:33:49] RistoUuranmaki [70/661] has challenged Ladon [497/962] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:51:21 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/14/17 01:13:07] sphere_au [273/368] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [535/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[01/14/17 23:39:57] Pici [229/956] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [277/661] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:35:34 is added to Pici's clock.
[01/15/17 17:12:01] RistoUuranmaki [244/656] has come upon sjefen6 [229/425] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:59:16 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/15/17 20:37:17] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:47:22 towards level 68.
[01/16/17 07:05:16] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:03:40 is added to his clock.
[01/17/17 04:06:24] godog, blizgerg, and max [573/2232] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, omnivore, and PocketKiller [1444/1579] and lost! 2 days, 05:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 10:35:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 5 days, 10:58:27 toward level 68.
[01/17/17 12:55:54] RistoUuranmaki found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:26:28 towards level 68.
[01/19/17 22:45:41] RistoUuranmaki, WallIdl, Eldoreth, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/17 02:26:53] V`ger [338/602] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [120/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:17 is removed from V`ger's clock.
[01/20/17 11:28:19] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:57 towards level 68.
[01/20/17 16:10:42] RistoUuranmaki, Hydrogenum, and kline [1319/1483] have team battled brycec, freeboson, and Bokkie [1116/1979] and won! 0 days, 04:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 23:16:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed RistoUuranmaki with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 16:53:41 from level 68.
[01/21/17 21:34:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 20 days, 11:49:46 toward level 68.
[01/22/17 09:50:26] theZoMBiE [791/919] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [411/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:13:00 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/22/17 11:52:49] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:34 towards level 68.
[01/22/17 13:47:35] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:49 towards level 68.
[01/23/17 04:55:50] AbrahamLinksys [307/688] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [279/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:16:48 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/23/17 12:34:48] vegadark, SynthesizerPatel, and Furry [1778/1878] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, SN4T14, and kenyon [1885/2566] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 03:38:42] Mithkabob [11/504] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [250/656] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:58:18 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[01/28/17 04:25:41] RistoUuranmaki, Cenhinen, and PiotrekD [252/1998] have team battled AngryParsley, ohnx, and sphere_au [1084/1569] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 07:02:00] RistoUuranmaki walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:02:17 from level 68.
[01/28/17 13:31:49] RedW, Bradicus, and nfsnobody [2086/2224] have team battled Ttech, Zoddo, and RistoUuranmaki [1770/2827] and won! 1 day, 05:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/17 21:29:54] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:47:01 is added to his clock.
[01/31/17 08:31:53] PiotrekD [399/713] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [84/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:40 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/31/17 18:26:53] ohforfsake [291/307] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [529/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to ohforfsake's clock.
[02/01/17 10:50:21] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:35:40 is added to his clock.
[02/01/17 18:11:06] SlowRiot [538/911] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [29/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:47:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/01/17 22:31:23] RistoUuranmaki was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:28:21 from level 68.
[02/02/17 07:39:55] hannesenator [558/914] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [471/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:42:28 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[02/02/17 18:10:20] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:39:43 is added to his clock.
[02/03/17 00:56:58] IndigoTiger [658/998] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [488/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:19:10 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/04/17 15:04:37] RistoUuranmaki [454/656] has come upon elbie [51/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:38:12 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/05/17 06:08:49] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:26:09 is added to his clock.
[02/05/17 17:48:08] RistoUuranmaki [383/656] has come upon grooverider [868/1100] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:17 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/06/17 04:56:40] gipyelrah [978/1086] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [529/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:47:35 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[02/06/17 09:51:02] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:25 towards level 68.
[02/06/17 11:53:16] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:46 towards level 68.
[02/06/17 15:07:44] RistoUuranmaki stole arlen's level 227 weapon while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 177 weapon behind, which arlen then takes.
[02/06/17 16:06:24] RistoUuranmaki [360/701] has come upon max [89/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:33:45 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/07/17 01:26:19] SlowRiot [294/911] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [351/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:55:24 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/07/17 05:12:53] bootdisk, hannesenator, and holloway [817/1969] have team battled Andries, Euronur, and RistoUuranmaki [192/2021] and won! 0 days, 15:30:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 07:28:28] RistoUuranmaki [526/701] has challenged grdryn [147/155] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:40 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/07/17 22:52:46] RistoUuranmaki bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:28 towards level 68.
[02/08/17 08:59:33] J [41/232] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [244/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to J's clock.
[02/08/17 17:29:29] nickware [211/524] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [628/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:54 is added to nickware's clock.
[02/09/17 03:03:06] RistoUuranmaki walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:05 from level 68.
[02/10/17 17:23:43] blizgerg, RistoUuranmaki, and Taffer [1713/2046] have team battled Grums, Bradicus, and stvc [308/1299] and won! 0 days, 07:20:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 17:45:29] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:23 towards level 68.
[02/11/17 03:00:44] RistoUuranmaki [313/701] has challenged Evrial [313/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:37 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/11/17 23:48:13] RistoUuranmaki [557/701] has challenged Zaratustra [290/948] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/12/17 05:32:03] RistoUuranmaki [413/701] has come upon Poireau [207/265] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:43:03 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/13/17 13:23:51] nickware, Iri, and PersonalJ [109/1762] have team battled Schmid, Satoshi, and RistoUuranmaki [1045/1916] and lost! 0 days, 06:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 05:55:05] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:17:51 from level 69.
[02/15/17 22:53:58] RistoUuranmaki [420/701] has come upon everbrew [89/745] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:12:17 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/15/17 22:53:58] RistoUuranmaki has dealt everbrew a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:04:18 is added to everbrew's clock.
[02/16/17 01:44:23] MrGlass [162/700] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [30/701] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[02/16/17 05:25:36] RistoUuranmaki reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! RistoUuranmaki's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/17 09:47:38] RistoUuranmaki found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:22:42 towards level 69.
[02/16/17 11:30:31] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:35:23 is added to his clock.
[02/17/17 11:54:29] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:27:14 towards level 69.
[02/17/17 16:49:01] RistoUuranmaki [89/705] has challenged Doctor [282/968] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:10:00 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/18/17 19:51:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 25 days, 15:27:07 toward level 69.
[02/19/17 00:13:33] Adar, ohnx, and kenyon [262/2128] have team battled sjums_the_great, RistoUuranmaki, and Realmy [1600/2200] and lost! 0 days, 12:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 07:45:25] Milquetoast [497/945] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [301/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:15 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/19/17 15:04:24] RistoUuranmaki [5/705] has challenged Sixbierehomme [633/719] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:12:49 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/20/17 17:16:34] RistoUuranmaki [59/705] has come upon yano [316/431] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:20 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/21/17 13:37:31] zankore, Grums, and TauPan [364/1467] have team battled JuanMaestro, RistoUuranmaki, and ville [278/1967] and won! 0 days, 15:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 19:07:27] yano [231/431] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [665/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:45:23 is added to yano's clock.
[02/23/17 14:45:00] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:16 towards level 69.
[02/24/17 21:28:53] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:48 towards level 69.
[02/25/17 13:11:33] RistoUuranmaki reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! RistoUuranmaki's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/17 17:21:08] NoodleCake, RistoUuranmaki, and Bvarne [159/2211] have team battled Ironhoof, dindinx, and double [1180/1917] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/17 21:40:59] RistoUuranmaki was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:52 from level 69.
[03/06/17 19:00:30] RistoUuranmaki [696/710] has come upon tspange [368/834] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:43 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/07/17 12:28:51] RistoUuranmaki [388/710] has come upon double [587/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:38:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/08/17 00:52:54] RistoUuranmaki was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:51:51 from level 69.
[03/08/17 06:13:10] Cameron_D [632/1393] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [167/710] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:24:23 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/08/17 13:23:55] idlerpgww [124/257] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [221/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/08/17 18:16:03] RistoUuranmaki [571/710] has come upon woonack [192/444] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:57:44 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/09/17 00:35:09] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:11 towards level 69.
[03/09/17 04:59:52] Ladon, Asara, and kline [1729/2485] have team battled Torgeir, RistoUuranmaki, and pants [946/1585] and won! 1 day, 18:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 23:36:18] RistoUuranmaki [209/710] has challenged IdleMaster [56/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:59 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/11/17 03:11:34] RistoUuranmaki was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:14 from level 69.
[03/11/17 13:03:43] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:19:45 is added to his clock.
[03/11/17 15:33:20] RistoUuranmaki [0/710] has come upon Ironhoof [710/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:03:47 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/11/17 17:50:35] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:58:46 is added to his clock.
[03/11/17 20:12:31] petrichor, Chuck, and stonehammer [1407/2296] have team battled Zaratustra, sphere_au, and RistoUuranmaki [851/2063] and won! 0 days, 08:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 08:32:31] RistoUuranmaki, MetaNova, and abra0 [952/1893] have team battled SlowRiot, Everyman, and Misza [76/2488] and won! 0 days, 22:22:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 09:56:22] Asara [134/1134] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [212/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:10:24 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/13/17 19:42:48] RistoUuranmaki [575/710] has come upon Firien [329/788] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:07 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/13/17 20:36:07] woonack, zid, and RistoUuranmaki [1856/1997] have team battled lipek, Cypher, and Cameron_D [875/3550] and won! 0 days, 08:50:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 20:59:21] vuffie [46/290] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [299/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to vuffie's clock.
[03/13/17 23:51:10] HeavyPodda, elbie, and sjums_the_great [1709/1936] have team battled dclaw123, RistoUuranmaki, and JuanMaestro [1436/2143] and won! 1 day, 01:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/17 14:49:02] RistoUuranmaki [655/711] has challenged Misza [92/932] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/16/17 18:19:08] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:37:33 towards level 70.
[03/17/17 03:28:04] RistoUuranmaki [397/711] has challenged Realmy [643/1041] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:14:38 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/17/17 06:08:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 3 days, 22:00:34 toward level 70.
[03/19/17 06:46:05] everbrew [20/722] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [123/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:14 is added to everbrew's clock.
[03/19/17 16:26:37] RistoUuranmaki [414/711] has come upon unicron [462/781] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:47:53 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/20/17 19:44:03] RistoUuranmaki [106/711] has come upon qbit [381/406] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:33:35 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/21/17 19:43:48] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:55 towards level 70.
[03/22/17 00:34:32] Pici [805/987] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [425/711] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:46:28 is removed from Pici's clock.
[03/22/17 22:42:05] RistoUuranmaki [366/711] has challenged Xethron [288/723] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:38:18 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/24/17 04:48:22] RistoUuranmaki [333/711] has come upon brycec [67/726] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:59:09 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/24/17 17:38:01] RistoUuranmaki, Grums, and Fattyeater [679/1584] have team battled kensington, Cameron_D, and himuraken [1682/2539] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/17 00:53:07] RistoUuranmaki found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:36:22 towards level 70.
[03/26/17 15:12:45] SlowRiot [658/919] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [553/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:17:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/26/17 15:12:45] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 227 weapon! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing his old level 204 weapon to RistoUuranmaki.
[03/26/17 23:45:27] RedW, RistoUuranmaki, and dtype [1955/2086] have team battled SudoKing, Firien, and sjums_the_great [1349/1962] and won! 2 days, 15:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 13:38:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 15 days, 21:29:46 toward level 70.
[03/27/17 17:30:40] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:11 towards level 70.
[03/27/17 22:35:02] Grums [377/416] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [202/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:23 is removed from Grums's clock.
[03/28/17 04:02:09] RistoUuranmaki stole PinkiePie's level 95 tunic while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 66 tunic behind, which PinkiePie then takes.
[03/28/17 09:28:32] XJR-9, Bradicus, and Gizmokid2005 [1529/2104] have team battled godog, RistoUuranmaki, and irix [1234/2447] and won! 1 day, 15:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 20:43:56] RistoUuranmaki bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:51 towards level 70.
[03/30/17 01:50:33] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:33 towards level 70.
[03/30/17 02:39:00] damyan [228/1047] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [107/716] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:19:13 is removed from damyan's clock.
[03/30/17 11:31:53] RistoUuranmaki, arg8bluefan, and Zaratustra [222/1998] have team battled vox, arlen, and Cameron_D [148/3336] and won! 0 days, 02:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 00:57:19] Satoshi, abra0, RistoUuranmaki, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/17 19:48:13] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:11 towards level 70.
[04/02/17 02:54:55] pfoley [315/640] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [349/716] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:27:33 is added to pfoley's clock.
[04/03/17 09:10:51] RistoUuranmaki [196/716] has challenged Crazycatlady [134/559] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/03/17 20:13:27] Bradicus, Bokkie, and RistoUuranmaki [1087/1922] have team battled Avocet, Opie, and holloway [1119/1941] and lost! 1 day, 10:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/17 10:48:12] RistoUuranmaki discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:44 towards level 71.
[04/04/17 16:36:04] soltys [64/686] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [253/716] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:57:52 is added to soltys's clock.
[04/04/17 22:26:06] RistoUuranmaki [42/716] has come upon Cameron_D [429/1393] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:33:13 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/05/17 06:15:48] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:50:00 towards level 71.
[04/05/17 12:42:17] RistoUuranmaki [660/716] has challenged Killerkid [375/676] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:48:46 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/06/17 02:08:11] RistoUuranmaki, MJ94, and GilbertErik [1302/2150] have team battled ohnx, dodobrain, and himuraken [1870/2201] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/17 20:51:42] RistoUuranmaki broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:53:36 from level 71.
[04/07/17 23:19:38] RistoUuranmaki [347/724] has come upon J [442/501] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:00:07 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/08/17 02:01:32] kenyon [900/904] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [93/724] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:56:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/08/17 10:13:02] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 03:25:42 is added to his clock.
[04/08/17 16:02:36] RistoUuranmaki [285/724] has come upon Ironhoof [579/1106] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:40:32 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/09/17 22:12:56] RistoUuranmaki [373/724] has come upon RBecker [771/783] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:04:03 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/09/17 23:17:57] Syloq [280/287] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [253/724] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:05:09 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[04/11/17 16:10:10] jenksy [442/933] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [385/724] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:26:32 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[04/12/17 01:53:05] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:20:17 towards level 71.
[04/12/17 03:09:32] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:33:25 towards level 71.
[04/14/17 04:51:20] RistoUuranmaki [476/724] has challenged PersonalJ [712/802] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:15:26 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/15/17 01:24:24] RistoUuranmaki broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:28:16 from level 71.
[04/17/17 06:29:28] max [233/766] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [256/724] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:53:54 is added to max's clock.
[04/18/17 23:03:00] RistoUuranmaki got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:55:38 from level 71.
[04/19/17 16:16:46] gollum, dtype, ohnx, and RistoUuranmaki have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/17 18:56:22] RistoUuranmaki discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:00:12 towards level 71.
[04/21/17 02:02:55] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:58:42 is added to his clock.
[04/21/17 03:52:37] RistoUuranmaki found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:25 towards level 71.
[04/22/17 16:20:13] RistoUuranmaki [156/724] has challenged PiotrekD [265/663] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:56:25 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/23/17 03:24:09] RistoUuranmaki [526/724] has challenged double [616/865] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:15:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/24/17 00:36:53] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:17:59 from level 71.
[04/24/17 22:27:56] RistoUuranmaki [617/724] has come upon vegadark [5/452] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:09:20 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/25/17 21:59:33] RistoUuranmaki [101/724] has come upon allo [32/489] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:02:19 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/26/17 00:15:23] RistoUuranmaki [59/724] has come upon Taffer [469/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:49:52 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/26/17 07:10:35] RistoUuranmaki got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:46:20 from level 71.
[04/26/17 15:55:21] RistoUuranmaki [255/724] has challenged glorgamitch [323/332] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:53:16 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/27/17 02:17:28] gollum [281/378] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [248/724] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from gollum's clock.
[04/27/17 05:54:13] basicMiracle, FakeWizard, suterismus, and RistoUuranmaki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/17 21:51:51] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:07:41 is added to his clock.
[05/01/17 10:06:04] Milquetoast [634/952] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [632/724] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 06:32:40 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/03/17 12:56:55] RistoUuranmaki [624/724] has come upon Fluttershy [587/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:06:55 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/04/17 00:06:56] RistoUuranmaki [393/724] has come upon woonack [281/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:51:49 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/04/17 03:50:02] neurospex [38/1200] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [474/724] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to neurospex's clock.
[05/05/17 06:52:22] RistoUuranmaki spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! RistoUuranmaki's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/17 05:12:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 2 days, 05:34:45 toward level 71.
[05/07/17 20:17:51] RistoUuranmaki, blizgerg, and PiotrekD [1260/2247] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, gollum, and XJR-9 [70/1561] and won! 0 days, 20:17:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/17 12:19:07] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:41 towards level 71.
[05/12/17 13:59:05] RistoUuranmaki saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:30:14 from level 71.
[05/12/17 18:20:43] zankore [200/783] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [285/714] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:20:00 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/13/17 07:51:07] chadi [136/236] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [657/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/13/17 16:06:01] Senka, LordH, and D.Va [59/2065] have team battled himuraken, RistoUuranmaki, and Socks [637/2022] and lost! 0 days, 09:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/17 08:51:45] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:21 towards level 71.
[05/14/17 09:54:57] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:42 towards level 71.
[05/14/17 10:07:53] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:20 towards level 71.
[05/14/17 10:10:09] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:36 towards level 71.
[05/14/17 13:34:02] Atan [152/460] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [644/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:17:56 is added to Atan's clock.
[05/14/17 16:09:13] RistoUuranmaki, Pici, and yano [1171/2127] have team battled unicron, MetaNova, and liara [698/1560] and won! 0 days, 07:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 23:36:09] MadMan [311/817] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [532/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:20 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/15/17 00:20:56] RistoUuranmaki ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:54 from level 71.
[05/15/17 11:22:39] RistoUuranmaki was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:42 from level 71.
[05/15/17 19:25:26] abra0, elf, RistoUuranmaki, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/17 01:42:44] RistoUuranmaki [361/714] has challenged Heisenberg [714/849] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/16/17 09:53:46] Lemelisk, ToHellWithGA, and blizgerg [2125/2651] have team battled neurospex, Globalirc, and RistoUuranmaki [2515/2620] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 04:34:51] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:57:57 towards level 72.
[05/17/17 10:02:48] Psilocybe, Opie, and RistoUuranmaki [976/2103] have team battled SudoKing, MetaNova, and Xenthys [1345/1748] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/17 11:59:26] RistoUuranmaki [83/714] has come upon idlerpgww [411/502] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:06:11 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/20/17 13:35:21] dindinx, glook, and RistoUuranmaki [1397/1734] have team battled Globalirc, Gizmokid2005, and yasdorian [989/2141] and won! 3 days, 09:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 15:46:12] Woona, Andries, and robox [1358/2329] have team battled Syloq, RistoUuranmaki, and Evrial [294/1725] and won! 0 days, 13:03:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 00:37:52] SN4T14 [299/771] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [217/714] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:50 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[05/21/17 10:44:10] RistoUuranmaki, Zaratustra, and kline [236/2328] have team battled holloway, cirdan, and Avocet [466/2210] and lost! 2 days, 12:59:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/17 02:31:23] RistoUuranmaki lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:50:17 from level 72.
[05/22/17 05:10:13] PiotrekD, Psilocybe, and PinkiePie [739/1897] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, X-Ray, and vegadark [1366/1403] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/17 20:28:44] RistoUuranmaki set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:10:50 from level 72.
[05/28/17 23:16:47] RistoUuranmaki, allo, and cirdan [324/2042] have team battled liara, Zaratustra, and Ttech [2010/3052] and lost! 1 day, 22:49:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 23:50:36] Fattyeater [177/523] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [202/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:06:29 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/30/17 00:01:52] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:33:38 towards level 72.
[05/30/17 19:48:49] RistoUuranmaki [37/714] has come upon Tenorman [1050/1076] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:36:32 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/31/17 02:17:37] chadi [255/379] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [479/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:24 is added to chadi's clock.
[06/01/17 12:51:44] RistoUuranmaki was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 16:44:48 from level 72.
[06/01/17 19:13:32] Gatewayy [752/791] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [594/714] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[06/01/17 21:40:40] PinkiePie, holloway, and RistoUuranmaki [2039/2099] have team battled irix, kensington, and Asara [2481/3070] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/17 02:20:36] RistoUuranmaki discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:25:38 towards level 72.
[06/02/17 05:26:23] brycec [393/755] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [666/714] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:18:18 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/03/17 04:31:20] RistoUuranmaki [307/714] has challenged Eldoreth [237/848] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:59:24 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/04/17 03:36:08] RistoUuranmaki [377/714] has challenged everbrew [506/708] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:53:17 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/04/17 14:20:45] RistoUuranmaki [677/714] has come upon godog [287/708] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:18:08 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/06/17 03:06:37] Opie [479/773] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [56/714] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:08:28 is removed from Opie's clock.
[06/06/17 11:54:48] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:11:26 towards level 72.
[06/06/17 13:48:23] RistoUuranmaki, Nofew, and MrGlass [233/2638] have team battled J, simple, and WallIdl [401/2191] and lost! 5 days, 17:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/17 01:51:14] RistoUuranmaki [586/714] has come upon ohnx [794/822] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:41:00 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/09/17 07:31:55] JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Adar [1927/1994] have team battled himuraken, CornFly, and RistoUuranmaki [1539/2604] and won! 0 days, 23:46:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 07:10:42] RistoUuranmaki [318/714] has come upon Xethron [453/822] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:21:49 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/10/17 13:27:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 20 days, 00:41:19 toward level 72.
[06/10/17 19:44:31] RistoUuranmaki, blizgerg, and Brainiac [2427/2583] have team battled Misza, RedW, and X-Ray [1959/2162] and won! 5 days, 12:36:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 21:18:18] Lnk [436/511] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [488/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/11/17 04:41:40] hannesenator, Zye, and dodobrain [1668/2878] have team battled droogie, RistoUuranmaki, and HeavyPodda [1456/2315] and won! 3 days, 13:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 23:29:40] RistoUuranmaki, elf, and NoodleCake [48/2423] have team battled Fattyeater, petrichor, and sbp [1960/2157] and lost! 1 day, 04:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/17 01:13:30] droogie, NoodleCake, and rxcomm [1651/2477] have team battled Everyman, RistoUuranmaki, and mwhahaha [1396/2000] and won! 1 day, 09:16:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 08:11:48] Pici [308/992] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [66/714] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:14:32 is removed from Pici's clock.
[06/15/17 01:25:50] RistoUuranmaki [59/714] has come upon PinkiePie [357/653] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:56:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/16/17 16:14:27] Antium [316/348] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [155/714] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:34 is removed from Antium's clock.
[06/16/17 22:51:53] RistoUuranmaki reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! RistoUuranmaki's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/17 09:43:33] woonack, AbacusAvenger, and yasdorian [374/1938] have team battled neurospex, RistoUuranmaki, and pfoley [861/2592] and lost! 3 days, 21:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/17 19:31:02] RistoUuranmaki lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:48:50 from level 72.
[06/24/17 05:53:07] dclaw123 [81/880] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [325/720] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:53:16 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[06/24/17 06:44:15] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:35 towards level 72.
[06/25/17 09:34:22] MetaNova, ohnx, and theemstra [1572/2196] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Ironhoof, and Majak [1823/2417] and lost! 0 days, 15:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 16:17:07] JensRex, Lios, and Avon [2191/2944] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Zye, and Eldoreth [331/2362] and won! 0 days, 03:54:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 04:13:13] RistoUuranmaki [254/720] has challenged Evrial [436/654] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:41:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/26/17 07:55:02] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:27:32 is added to his clock.
[06/27/17 12:22:54] Heisenberg [381/965] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [700/720] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:31:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/29/17 16:59:11] RistoUuranmaki stole max's level 67 charm while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 35 charm behind, which max then takes.
[07/01/17 05:46:10] IndigoTiger [572/996] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [494/748] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:03:26 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[07/03/17 03:45:26] RistoUuranmaki [395/748] has challenged ville [591/699] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:31:00 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/03/17 14:25:16] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:42:07 from level 72.
[07/03/17 16:32:15] RistoUuranmaki [364/748] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [344/625] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:22:59 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/05/17 02:58:01] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:49:40 is added to his clock.
[07/05/17 07:25:03] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:20:25 towards level 72.
[07/06/17 15:47:49] dan [248/419] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [208/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from dan's clock.
[07/07/17 11:28:00] alexj [67/543] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [403/748] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:52:02 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/07/17 12:03:18] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:31:51 towards level 72.
[07/07/17 22:03:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 21 days, 09:03:55 toward level 72.
[07/08/17 18:15:18] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:30:29 is added to his clock.
[07/08/17 20:21:43] RistoUuranmaki [594/748] has come upon TauPan [349/353] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:32:48 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/11/17 14:37:26] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:29 towards level 72.
[07/12/17 17:07:57] RistoUuranmaki, everbrew, and Agent86 [1162/2037] have team battled Bl4ckC0re, Adar, and ncarl747 [794/1847] and won! 0 days, 04:07:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/17 03:55:18] RistoUuranmaki [621/748] has come upon KingQuackers [137/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:10:28 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/14/17 06:33:13] RistoUuranmaki, HeavyPodda, and idlerpgww [1746/2397] have team battled eva42, grooverider, and Torgeir [2393/2757] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 08:13:36] RistoUuranmaki [539/752] has challenged sjefen6 [338/414] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/16/17 23:12:37] adamchainz [126/288] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [479/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/19/17 01:42:01] lipek, simple, and RBecker [653/2855] have team battled dodobrain, J, and RistoUuranmaki [1005/2109] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/17 16:58:05] RistoUuranmaki [326/752] has challenged hannesenator [812/1168] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:21:06 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/19/17 19:47:35] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:39:39 is added to his clock.
[07/21/17 03:04:16] Darky [355/910] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [543/752] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:44:55 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/21/17 18:53:50] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:16:19 towards level 73.
[07/22/17 03:43:25] RistoUuranmaki, Misza, and SchrodingersScat [1882/2724] have team battled elbie, freeboson, and hannesenator [1324/2791] and won! 0 days, 04:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 14:21:17] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:10:31 is added to his clock.
[07/25/17 07:19:53] mordac [222/916] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [225/752] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:56:50 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/26/17 17:35:36] damyan [569/748] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [710/752] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:24:59 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/27/17 07:11:32] V`ger [75/202] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [675/752] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:53 is added to V`ger's clock.
[07/27/17 22:24:54] XJR-9, RistoUuranmaki, and Antium [1182/2000] have team battled dodobrain, arlen, and kline [1087/2229] and won! 0 days, 07:57:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 21:37:45] Crazycatlady, RistoUuranmaki, and tmberg [1496/2320] have team battled abra0, Sundance, and suterismus [594/2925] and won! 1 day, 01:12:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 00:36:25] RistoUuranmaki [134/752] has come upon theZoMBiE [668/989] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:37:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/30/17 00:39:13] Agent86 [71/587] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [652/752] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:09:03 is added to Agent86's clock.
[07/31/17 05:23:36] Elgo [1/297] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [306/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/02/17 22:49:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 23 days, 14:57:55 toward level 73.
[08/03/17 01:01:11] RistoUuranmaki, CornFly, and Antium [1042/2269] have team battled Jay, idlerpgww, and Furry [561/1419] and won! 0 days, 13:19:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 03:50:18] Killerkid [396/682] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [636/752] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:20:34 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/04/17 05:00:28] RistoUuranmaki [182/752] has challenged spillere [206/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:04:02 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/06/17 03:01:09] SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and JuanMaestro [241/2448] have team battled Misza, RistoUuranmaki, and freeboson [755/2708] and lost! 3 days, 09:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 04:39:21] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:50:16 is added to his clock.
[08/08/17 02:17:09] Andries [527/749] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [674/760] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:35:48 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/08/17 22:19:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 4 days, 10:05:41 toward level 73.
[08/09/17 10:45:25] vegadark, valdur55, and RistoUuranmaki [765/1833] have team battled Doctor, basepi, and max [922/2615] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 12:16:24] hannesenator, Woona, and zifnab06 [2108/2686] have team battled holloway, RistoUuranmaki, and Atan [1633/2078] and won! 0 days, 13:13:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 16:11:20] Woona [783/948] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [632/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:19:46 is removed from Woona's clock.
[08/10/17 10:51:57] RistoUuranmaki discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:59 towards level 73.
[08/10/17 15:27:27] IndigoTiger [315/1012] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [80/760] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:09:15 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[08/11/17 19:17:36] RistoUuranmaki [17/760] has come upon Sundance [477/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:08 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/13/17 06:10:00] RistoUuranmaki EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:34 from level 73.
[08/13/17 10:10:57] RistoUuranmaki [303/760] has come upon codedeeply [68/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:29:27 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/13/17 10:10:57] RistoUuranmaki has dealt codedeeply a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:42:24 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[08/14/17 04:41:12] RistoUuranmaki discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:33 towards level 73.
[08/15/17 09:11:37] RistoUuranmaki was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:41 towards level 73.
[08/15/17 17:50:19] RistoUuranmaki [710/760] has challenged daemoneye [36/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:21 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/16/17 00:51:32] RistoUuranmaki [333/760] has challenged KeboDK [257/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:37:02 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/16/17 06:09:17] AbrahamLinksys, codedeeply, and Misza [91/2244] have team battled bender, RistoUuranmaki, and idlerpgww [651/1648] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/17 09:21:02] RistoUuranmaki [522/760] has challenged nickware [363/558] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/23/17 20:26:12] RistoUuranmaki [335/760] has come upon MJ94 [117/921] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:09:29 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/24/17 14:15:38] jamesl [272/306] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [571/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to jamesl's clock.
[08/24/17 14:15:41] RistoUuranmaki [518/760] has come upon manish17xxx [387/734] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:47:37 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/25/17 05:07:52] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:52 towards level 74.
[08/25/17 19:38:54] kensington, xa, and RistoUuranmaki [515/2208] have team battled jamesl, V`ger, and Mirc0p [173/1494] and won! 3 days, 09:06:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/17 08:13:41] RistoUuranmaki discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:10:56 towards level 74.
[08/27/17 04:53:52] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:07:09 is added to his clock.
[08/27/17 05:43:06] RistoUuranmaki, pants, and Nofew [608/2623] have team battled Darky, jamesl, and awgh [1859/2094] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/17 19:09:53] sunri5e, elf, and RistoUuranmaki [726/1978] have team battled zid, elbie, and pfoley [1017/2300] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/17 06:18:44] noother [301/312] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [484/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to noother's clock.
[08/28/17 11:47:09] RistoUuranmaki got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:19:19 towards level 74.
[08/28/17 13:49:41] James-T-Kirk [57/212] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [185/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to James-T-Kirk's clock.
[08/30/17 03:48:03] Globalirc, Darky, and manish17xxx [721/2370] have team battled Zaratustra, glorgamitch, and RistoUuranmaki [336/2409] and won! 2 days, 16:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/17 15:10:48] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:33 towards level 74.
[09/01/17 01:07:50] RistoUuranmaki stole KeboDK's level 55 set of leggings while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 41 set of leggings behind, which KeboDK then takes.
[09/01/17 10:54:30] Nofew [22/1109] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [77/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:14:38 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/05/17 18:50:24] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:16 towards level 74.
[09/06/17 05:31:00] Eiam [312/699] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [226/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:53 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/06/17 07:12:28] RistoUuranmaki ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:28:12 from level 74.
[09/06/17 23:58:22] RistoUuranmaki, m0shbear, and AncalagonThBlack [551/2201] have team battled vegadark, Avocet, and kline [589/1687] and lost! 0 days, 17:32:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/17 02:35:10] Cypher [598/1034] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [235/773] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:40:03 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/07/17 04:23:03] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:43 towards level 74.
[09/07/17 06:35:10] RistoUuranmaki [141/773] has challenged droogie [516/812] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:57:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/08/17 14:11:06] RistoUuranmaki [369/773] has come upon Pici [241/1129] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:24:20 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/09/17 03:48:30] Gatewayy [495/824] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [379/773] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:02:16 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[09/09/17 04:42:36] Gatewayy [461/824] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [422/773] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:57:50 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[09/09/17 07:26:27] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:50:12 from level 74.
[09/09/17 10:07:22] meffe [41/460] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [316/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:16 is added to meffe's clock.
[09/09/17 17:30:52] RistoUuranmaki [669/773] has come upon borsin [161/717] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:28:50 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/09/17 18:47:23] RistoUuranmaki [163/773] has come upon Furry [292/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:24:57 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/10/17 10:47:34] RistoUuranmaki [581/773] has challenged Khorne [115/592] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:51:48 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/13/17 03:56:49] liara, osannatas, RistoUuranmaki, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/17 11:23:02] RistoUuranmaki found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:56 towards level 74.
[09/14/17 03:02:20] JuanMaestro [534/640] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [308/773] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:47:15 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/15/17 10:07:28] elbie [216/784] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [144/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:11:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/15/17 22:13:52] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:25 towards level 74.
[09/16/17 20:13:11] RistoUuranmaki [229/773] has challenged Woona [390/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:19:03 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/17/17 12:48:36] meffe [225/476] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [683/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to meffe's clock.
[09/17/17 17:16:35] hannesenator [487/1210] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [65/773] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:39:18 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[09/18/17 00:46:14] JuanMaestro, Virtual, and RistoUuranmaki [703/2078] have team battled yano, awgh, and XJR-9 [270/2449] and won! 1 day, 07:28:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 03:04:36] Gatewayy, Zaratustra, and darkmage [2831/2897] have team battled dindinx, RistoUuranmaki, and suterismus [1971/2560] and won! 0 days, 06:33:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 19:05:44] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:04:33 is added to his clock.
[09/20/17 07:26:37] RistoUuranmaki [554/773] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [668/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:57:20 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/24/17 18:06:20] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:07 towards level 74.
[09/24/17 20:11:17] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:28:29 is added to his clock.
[10/01/17 03:03:07] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:51 from level 74.
[10/02/17 05:57:45] pfoley, RistoUuranmaki, and kensington [1237/2364] have team battled Kylie, Vroomfondel, and Pici [207/1916] and won! 0 days, 08:30:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/17 19:33:17] rxcomm [184/869] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [620/773] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[10/02/17 23:34:28] Lnk, pfoley, and RistoUuranmaki [1815/2073] have team battled bigjay, AbacusAvenger, and Misza [763/3135] and won! 0 days, 04:01:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 00:42:06] RistoUuranmaki [283/773] has challenged zid [608/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:52 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/03/17 00:46:07] sunri5e, cirdan, and sartan [2202/2381] have team battled Fattyeater, RistoUuranmaki, and ohnx [546/2274] and won! 0 days, 02:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 02:44:54] RistoUuranmaki ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:53 from level 74.
[10/03/17 09:03:09] x0 [231/256] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [663/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to x0's clock.
[10/03/17 18:54:34] RistoUuranmaki [431/773] has challenged valdur55 [390/707] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:26 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/03/17 21:52:59] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:12:36 is added to his clock.
[10/05/17 06:27:14] RistoUuranmaki [722/773] has come upon ville [324/590] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:48:56 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/06/17 10:08:08] RistoUuranmaki [189/773] has challenged x0 [181/257] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:27:53 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/06/17 14:33:33] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:02 towards level 75.
[10/08/17 08:39:31] RistoUuranmaki [110/773] has come upon Agent86 [135/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:52:36 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/09/17 16:23:08] zankore [646/747] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [224/773] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:13:50 is removed from zankore's clock.
[10/12/17 13:56:11] mordac [378/1131] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [18/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:29:39 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/12/17 23:20:29] Adar [581/618] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [250/773] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:52:37 is removed from Adar's clock.
[10/13/17 04:41:12] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:19:47 towards level 75.
[10/13/17 07:54:07] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:18:45 is added to his clock.
[10/14/17 04:42:19] xa, MJ94, and b00 [495/1861] have team battled sjefen6, JuanMaestro, and RistoUuranmaki [1000/1898] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 16:43:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 24 days, 15:38:44 toward level 75.
[10/14/17 22:29:39] david [551/559] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [165/773] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from david's clock.
[10/15/17 10:15:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 5 days, 14:28:31 toward level 75.
[10/15/17 18:13:29] RistoUuranmaki fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! RistoUuranmaki's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/17 20:30:05] RistoUuranmaki gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:13 towards level 75.
[10/16/17 00:53:07] Dalai [140/247] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [398/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/16/17 03:57:44] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:18 towards level 75.
[10/16/17 19:27:30] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:52:54 is added to his clock.
[10/17/17 18:47:18] Brady [452/564] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [684/761] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:23:32 is added to Brady's clock.
[10/17/17 21:39:00] RistoUuranmaki had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:18 towards level 75.
[10/19/17 00:02:54] CoolChris [70/264] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [481/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[10/19/17 13:14:31] crysys [355/394] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [134/761] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:07:07 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/19/17 14:38:56] RistoUuranmaki [609/761] has come upon liara [346/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:04 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/20/17 11:27:15] RistoUuranmaki [69/761] has come upon RBecker [767/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:22:20 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/21/17 00:44:38] RistoUuranmaki [624/761] has challenged Avocet [264/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:41 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/21/17 01:13:24] RistoUuranmaki [137/761] has challenged meffe [74/476] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:14 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/21/17 19:12:10] RistoUuranmaki ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:47:13 from level 76.
[10/23/17 05:07:23] Birdbones, Brainiac, and exa [1419/2058] have team battled at0m, RistoUuranmaki, and AbrahamLinksys [1532/1672] and lost! 0 days, 23:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 12:03:09] Adar [86/617] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [654/761] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:04:02 is added to Adar's clock.
[10/25/17 22:25:35] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:38:00 is added to his clock.
[10/26/17 07:24:02] PinkiePie [705/861] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [452/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:15 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[10/28/17 04:22:05] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:56 towards level 76.
[10/28/17 17:12:12] tspange [315/775] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [550/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:09 is added to tspange's clock.
[10/30/17 10:34:24] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:15:54 towards level 76.
[10/31/17 11:26:02] MrGlass [557/799] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [87/761] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:17:56 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[11/01/17 11:50:52] RistoUuranmaki was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:33:25 from level 76.
[11/01/17 14:09:28] RistoUuranmaki, theemstra, and AbrahamLinksys [73/2214] have team battled suterismus, gildarts, and Cameron_D [875/2979] and lost! 6 days, 16:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 16:14:59] awgh, Zaratustra, and vrillusions [569/2934] have team battled yano, Asara, and RistoUuranmaki [1218/2641] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 22:32:47] xayto, prime, and RistoUuranmaki [509/1608] have team battled Taffer, Crazycatlady, and Realmy [1660/2457] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 09:53:45] RistoUuranmaki, ohnx, and Realmy [674/2788] have team battled Bradicus, charitwo, and Pici [861/2288] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/17 07:44:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed RistoUuranmaki with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 14:32:52 from level 76.
[11/04/17 10:56:51] RistoUuranmaki [160/761] has challenged ruan [471/811] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:14:05 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/04/17 18:40:45] RistoUuranmaki lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:59:22 from level 76.
[11/05/17 01:20:05] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 06:31:21 is added to his clock.
[11/06/17 05:21:21] Heisenberg, ncarl747, and prime [1073/2231] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Doctor, and xa [503/2343] and won! 2 days, 14:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/17 10:39:12] kenyon [905/916] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [523/761] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:45:14 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/07/17 23:47:37] RistoUuranmaki [609/761] has come upon Luamil [214/382] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:52:04 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/08/17 05:54:15] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:17:39 towards level 76.
[11/08/17 09:33:52] RistoUuranmaki [244/761] has challenged brycec [451/757] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:51:13 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/11/17 21:01:11] liara [451/492] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [706/761] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:44:39 is added to liara's clock.
[11/12/17 05:46:12] RistoUuranmaki stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:06:08 towards level 76.
[11/12/17 12:05:40] RistoUuranmaki found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:23 towards level 76.
[11/12/17 19:53:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 14 days, 19:53:42 toward level 76.
[11/13/17 11:42:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 15 days, 07:43:20 toward level 76.
[11/13/17 23:43:22] yano [15/671] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [213/761] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:18:47 is added to yano's clock.
[11/14/17 18:24:39] Iri [14/545] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [363/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:38:09 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/15/17 10:14:22] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:40 towards level 76.
[11/15/17 20:51:42] RistoUuranmaki found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:26 towards level 76.
[11/15/17 23:48:26] Bob [169/421] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [510/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:12 is added to Bob's clock.
[11/16/17 09:37:40] dclaw123 [849/986] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [64/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:46:52 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[11/16/17 16:40:07] Elgo [164/431] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [642/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:48 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/17/17 21:28:07] petrichor, idisjunction, RistoUuranmaki, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/17 00:18:36] RistoUuranmaki [484/761] has come upon yano [48/671] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:22:53 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/18/17 04:50:17] RistoUuranmaki, Sundance, and Meta [541/2464] have team battled elf, Bob, and sjefen6 [419/1758] and won! 1 day, 00:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 19:57:33] Darky [424/974] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [511/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/20/17 05:51:44] RistoUuranmaki got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:39 from level 76.
[11/21/17 10:18:23] RistoUuranmaki [732/761] has challenged el [370/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:16:02 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/22/17 06:42:48] RistoUuranmaki [206/761] has challenged Atan [466/621] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:59:21 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/22/17 13:21:12] gildarts [82/365] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [474/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/22/17 21:03:49] idlerpgww, Zoddo, and RistoUuranmaki [1796/2292] have team battled moveax, ToHellWithGA, and Agent86 [227/1382] and won! 2 days, 12:34:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 23:44:24] Khorne, Eldoreth, and Euronur [385/2553] have team battled osannatas, RistoUuranmaki, and Syloq [338/1940] and won! 3 days, 06:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 10:34:58] RistoUuranmaki [363/761] has challenged Sundance [568/674] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:45:41 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/24/17 14:47:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 22 days, 04:02:22 toward level 77.
[11/24/17 15:36:03] nickware, RistoUuranmaki, and woonack [358/1830] have team battled Birdbones, Sprort, and Dork_Knight [1522/1775] and lost! 9 days, 21:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/17 17:56:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 41 days, 00:57:17 toward level 77.
[11/25/17 23:59:44] Doctor [440/994] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [446/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:52:28 is added to Doctor's clock.
[11/26/17 14:57:14] Euronur, Andries, and Herb_Tarlek [942/2302] have team battled IdleMaster, zankore, and RistoUuranmaki [670/2163] and won! 1 day, 04:25:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 11:26:47] theemstra, WallIdl, and RistoUuranmaki [33/2433] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and Sundance [1874/1989] and lost! 1 day, 00:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 22:20:46] RistoUuranmaki [603/761] has come upon gildarts [309/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:41:54 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/29/17 11:24:47] dclaw123 [379/986] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [20/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:11 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[11/29/17 18:46:35] crysys [84/432] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [350/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to crysys's clock.
[11/29/17 22:15:24] RistoUuranmaki, JensRex, and Asara [282/3081] have team battled loomysh, Heisenberg, and crysys [1815/1818] and lost! 1 day, 03:34:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/17 10:41:23] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:39:38 is added to his clock.
[12/01/17 02:51:45] mwhahaha, Tenorman, RistoUuranmaki, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/17 04:39:07] Eiam [99/699] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [676/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:27:31 is added to Eiam's clock.
[12/01/17 15:52:28] hoglahoo, AbacusAvenger, and bender [487/1609] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, V`ger, and crysys [73/1656] and won! 0 days, 00:01:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 03:13:59] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:31 towards level 77.
[12/03/17 23:47:06] Sir_Lemming, theemstra, and RistoUuranmaki [517/2360] have team battled alexj, garywhite, and Syloq [441/1239] and won! 1 day, 11:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 06:18:47] RistoUuranmaki ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:55 from level 77.
[12/04/17 12:11:17] mordac, RistoUuranmaki, and Killerkid [174/2573] have team battled Doctor, JuanMaestro, and Xenthys [1458/2572] and lost! 2 days, 07:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 20:09:32] kork [301/332] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [85/761] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:10:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/06/17 04:31:38] RistoUuranmaki was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:44 towards level 77.
[12/07/17 08:56:26] qwerty [247/320] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [58/761] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:24:37 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[12/08/17 00:50:39] RistoUuranmaki got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:00:52 from level 77.
[12/08/17 02:50:45] Flonk [29/248] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [703/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/08/17 04:39:55] RistoUuranmaki [62/761] has challenged crysys [320/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:34 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/08/17 19:27:03] kork, RistoUuranmaki, and holloway [1028/1908] have team battled loomysh, Zaratustra, and kline [268/2186] and won! 2 days, 12:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 22:32:38] RistoUuranmaki discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:37 towards level 77.
[12/11/17 02:34:30] RistoUuranmaki was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:26:44 from level 77.
[12/11/17 07:06:28] LegendaryQ [258/465] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [174/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:47:06 is removed from LegendaryQ's clock.
[12/11/17 12:08:15] RistoUuranmaki [714/761] has challenged Iri [22/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:50:36 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/11/17 19:30:49] meffe [255/497] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [217/761] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:06 is removed from meffe's clock.
[12/12/17 00:25:16] RistoUuranmaki was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:40 towards level 77.
[12/12/17 09:52:05] RistoUuranmaki stole Xenthys's level 345 weapon while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 204 weapon behind, which Xenthys then takes.
[12/13/17 18:27:28] RistoUuranmaki [634/888] has challenged megaprogman [170/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:06:08 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/14/17 09:11:59] KevinSpacey [90/211] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [530/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[12/15/17 02:30:20] HeavyPodda, xayto, and TauPan [571/2107] have team battled moveax, Nistur, and RistoUuranmaki [241/1749] and won! 1 day, 00:25:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 05:33:53] Flonk [331/335] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [291/888] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[12/16/17 14:47:53] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:15 towards level 77.
[12/18/17 19:35:03] RistoUuranmaki caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:45 towards level 77.
[12/20/17 03:51:39] kensington [477/920] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [525/888] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to kensington's clock.
[12/20/17 06:17:37] RistoUuranmaki [383/888] has challenged darkmage [316/1056] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/20/17 06:22:30] RistoUuranmaki [180/888] has challenged bender [517/741] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:20:21 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/20/17 08:09:02] RistoUuranmaki bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:15:26 towards level 78.
[12/21/17 03:34:41] fattrat, CYBERIA, and pixelate [1350/2208] have team battled Euronur, Virtual, and RistoUuranmaki [2069/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 13:07:09] droogie [538/915] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [109/888] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:45:15 is removed from droogie's clock.
[12/22/17 01:33:34] RistoUuranmaki, PiotrekD, and Gatewayy [201/2462] have team battled abra0, codedeeply, and J [1448/2453] and lost! 9 days, 06:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 04:02:48] Dork_Knight [329/518] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [860/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[12/23/17 19:39:55] RistoUuranmaki got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:52:04 from level 78.
[12/23/17 20:42:25] Eldoreth [240/930] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [279/897] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:08:46 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[12/24/17 01:19:43] RistoUuranmaki found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:57:22 towards level 78.
[12/26/17 21:01:51] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:52:46 towards level 78.
[12/26/17 23:44:11] Eldoreth, Vroomfondel, and dwfreed [408/2022] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Meta, and RistoUuranmaki [809/2826] and lost! 1 day, 13:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 04:06:27] bytmegsx [28/294] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [346/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:48 is added to bytmegsx's clock.
[12/28/17 16:57:08] bytmegsx [51/336] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [772/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to bytmegsx's clock.
[12/28/17 17:34:50] RistoUuranmaki [85/897] has come upon damyan [340/774] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:07:49 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/28/17 19:18:18] RistoUuranmaki [346/897] has come upon m0shbear [685/771] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:53:42 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/29/17 08:50:39] elbie [345/794] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [721/897] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:44:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/29/17 10:07:40] RistoUuranmaki reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! RistoUuranmaki's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/18 13:12:01] codedeeply [309/832] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [87/902] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[01/02/18 00:47:39] yano [4/701] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [336/902] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:43:02 is added to yano's clock.
[01/02/18 21:55:14] nickware [79/610] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [603/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:44 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/03/18 06:54:13] RistoUuranmaki met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:21:15 from level 78.
[01/03/18 16:04:14] RistoUuranmaki, ToHellWithGA, and dwfreed [426/2131] have team battled elbie, sigmg, and sasaniak [1518/2009] and lost! 4 days, 23:57:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/18 20:15:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 42 days, 13:59:51 toward level 78.
[01/04/18 16:10:18] RistoUuranmaki [40/902] has challenged tspange [559/742] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:34:26 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/05/18 22:26:54] RistoUuranmaki found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:25:12 towards level 78.
[01/06/18 22:43:40] RistoUuranmaki [53/902] has challenged fattrat [765/1174] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:50:06 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/07/18 00:45:02] RistoUuranmaki [506/902] has come upon Lios [729/843] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:25:53 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/07/18 18:02:19] brendan [22/1406] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [332/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:23:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/07/18 21:17:35] Eldoreth, Sundance, and theemstra [388/2383] have team battled sbp, KobrAs, and RistoUuranmaki [1944/1997] and lost! 1 day, 09:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 23:43:11] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:17:26 towards level 78.
[01/09/18 12:32:25] hoglahoo, brycec, RistoUuranmaki, and Andries have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/18 19:00:16] bozo [6/8] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [185/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to bozo's clock.
[02/14/18 13:21:27] RistoUuranmaki [246/911] has challenged moveax [31/525] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:43:52 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/14/18 21:42:23] RistoUuranmaki [851/911] has come upon Milquetoast [369/985] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:15:32 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/15/18 14:43:11] RistoUuranmaki grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:13 towards level 78.
[02/17/18 15:02:37] RistoUuranmaki fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:02:25 from level 78.
[02/18/18 11:58:07] m0shbear [537/716] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [423/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:39:07 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[02/18/18 13:51:42] buksi, RistoUuranmaki, and sunri5e [860/1863] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Majak [1249/2199] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 18:11:00] Dork_Knight [128/786] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [714/911] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:39:01 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/19/18 05:20:14] RistoUuranmaki burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! RistoUuranmaki's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/18 16:07:58] RistoUuranmaki [895/906] has challenged PiotrekD [170/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:17:15 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/19/18 22:19:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 4 days, 02:05:20 toward level 78.
[02/20/18 22:04:57] brendan, xayto, and el [85/2581] have team battled ncarl747, speedmann, and RistoUuranmaki [2317/2335] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/18 22:23:37] kork [57/295] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [201/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:15:55 is added to kork's clock.
[02/21/18 11:45:07] RistoUuranmaki was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:03:31 from level 78.
[02/21/18 18:23:58] RistoUuranmaki was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:04 towards level 78.
[02/22/18 03:28:46] mordac [622/1130] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [349/906] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:59:13 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/22/18 04:32:43] RistoUuranmaki learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:07 towards level 78.
[02/23/18 01:36:33] RistoUuranmaki, Globalirc, and pants [296/2577] have team battled apiw, sjefen6, and Ttech [1732/2652] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/18 09:51:21] RistoUuranmaki is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:33:18 is added to their clock.
[04/02/18 05:18:05] RistoUuranmaki [669/906] has come upon Elgo [93/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:10:22 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/03/18 01:47:33] RistoUuranmaki [93/906] has challenged glorgamitch [183/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:46:58 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/03/18 03:22:26] dwfreed, RistoUuranmaki, and Iri [338/1902] have team battled bozo, zifnab06, and adamchainz [927/1538] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 02:58:17] adamchainz [87/592] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [767/906] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:26:13 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[04/04/18 07:16:35] yano [382/700] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [777/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:27:53 is added to yano's clock.
[04/16/18 08:30:35] Bradicus [229/747] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [536/906] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[04/17/18 14:49:57] RistoUuranmaki [168/906] has challenged bootdisk [513/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/17/18 19:33:08] idlerpgww, csssuf, and woonack [850/1713] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Sharky4, and ilbelkyr [1146/2243] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 09:18:04] RistoUuranmaki [446/906] has challenged greekman [353/469] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:38:25 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/19/18 12:24:54] RistoUuranmaki was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:02:56 towards level 79.
[04/20/18 04:27:36] RistoUuranmaki invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:40:00 towards level 79.
[04/22/18 01:58:31] IndigoTiger, RistoUuranmaki, and SlowRiot [832/3027] have team battled greekman, agrajag, and Murii [1816/1906] and lost! 3 days, 07:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/18 14:50:26] fattrat [677/1178] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [61/906] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:44:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/25/18 11:23:57] Pici, dclaw123, and Ttech [1342/3800] have team battled niko, RistoUuranmaki, and freeboson [793/2254] and won! 1 day, 03:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 18:27:35] RistoUuranmaki tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:28:10 towards level 79.
[04/26/18 14:05:21] moveax [329/723] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [809/906] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to moveax's clock.
[04/26/18 20:40:56] RistoUuranmaki [373/906] has come upon Boohbah [446/627] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:00:27 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/29/18 04:07:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried RistoUuranmaki 24 days, 13:38:25 toward level 79.
[04/29/18 18:20:24] RistoUuranmaki, KeboDK, and borsin [1052/2593] have team battled Zaratustra, womblecat, and soltys [862/2044] and won! 1 day, 06:04:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/18 06:14:12] RistoUuranmaki [111/906] has come upon SirMonkeybox [500/547] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:38:03 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/30/18 22:25:46] meffe, dax, SlowRiot, and RistoUuranmaki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/18 18:57:54] RistoUuranmaki [619/906] has challenged Pici [877/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:15:04 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/02/18 06:57:10] Iri, Majak, and vox [280/2213] have team battled sasaniak, brendan, and RistoUuranmaki [899/2992] and lost! 2 days, 12:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/18 08:02:40] RistoUuranmaki [12/906] has challenged moony [127/203] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:54 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/03/18 04:14:59] r44_W [21/79] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [787/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to r44_W's clock.
[05/03/18 21:50:50] RistoUuranmaki bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:27 towards level 79.
[05/05/18 03:27:48] RistoUuranmaki [255/906] has challenged TauPan [89/697] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:31:36 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/05/18 04:16:35] RistoUuranmaki had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:54 towards level 79.
[05/05/18 12:18:28] RistoUuranmaki was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:54 from level 79.
[05/05/18 12:20:53] TimWolla [308/433] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [521/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/05/18 19:54:23] sedition [0/54] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [867/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to sedition's clock.
[05/06/18 10:27:22] djm, RistoUuranmaki, and irix [404/2863] have team battled LordH, SlowRiot, and bootdisk [2054/3032] and lost! 1 day, 08:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/18 19:11:49] idisjunction [60/912] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [73/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:49:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/06/18 20:31:50] RistoUuranmaki [455/906] has come upon idisjunction [408/912] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:01:02 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.