Player Info

User: Satoshi
Class: Terrorist
Admin?: No
Level: 80
Next level: 20 days, 19:07:53
Status: Offline
Host: dub!dub@unaffiliated/dub
Account Created: Thu Nov 10 16:33:31 2011
Last login: Sat Aug 12 20:06:23 2017
Total time idled: 1539 days, 09:52:01
Current position: [201,28]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 103 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 82
charm: 58
gloves: 69
helm: 57
leggings: 38
ring: 51
shield: 66
tunic: 123 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 221 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 868

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 23 days, 16:46:23
part: None
quest: 1036 days, 12:30:59
quit: 269 days, 20:42:14

total: 1330 days, 01:59:36

Character Modifiers

[11/10/11 17:56:07] Houiszat [16/58] has challenged Satoshi [2/3] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Houiszat's clock.
[11/10/11 18:42:25] Satoshi [3/18] has challenged IdylMeifter [408/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/10/11 18:43:07] Satoshi stole Xander's level 55 shield while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 1 shield behind, which Xander then takes.
[11/10/11 19:04:55] Satoshi [34/74] has challenged Ttech [306/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/10/11 19:59:29] Satoshi [34/84] has challenged Grim [691/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/10/11 23:47:55] Satoshi [103/122] has challenged Ivvy [236/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/11 02:21:31] Satoshi [0/124] has challenged D4rkSilver [419/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/11 04:00:40] Satoshi [6/128] has challenged Yankee [672/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/11 16:27:20] Satoshi [98/184] has challenged IdylMeifter [88/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:49 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/12/11 03:38:30] opticron [407/625] has challenged Satoshi [79/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:57 is removed from opticron's clock.
[11/12/11 11:06:17] Satoshi [94/223] has challenged felipe [95/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/12/11 11:29:19] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:22 towards level 26.
[11/12/11 17:10:00] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:07 towards level 26.
[11/12/11 17:50:29] Satoshi [24/230] has challenged cybersystem [707/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/12/11 21:14:59] Satoshi got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:22 from level 27.
[11/13/11 02:57:24] Satoshi [13/240] has challenged mauke [574/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/13/11 11:22:37] Satoshi [220/240] has come upon spiffytech [6/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:10:46 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/13/11 11:56:26] exa [763/844] has come upon Satoshi [180/240] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:23:53 is removed from exa's clock.
[11/13/11 12:41:38] Satoshi [160/243] has challenged j_doe [39/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:10:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/13/11 12:41:38] Satoshi has dealt j_doe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:54:12 is added to j_doe's clock.
[11/13/11 21:41:58] erry [32/134] has challenged Satoshi [94/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to erry's clock.
[11/13/11 22:09:29] Satoshi [149/247] has challenged Yankee [461/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/14/11 00:49:06] meep [69/242] has challenged Satoshi [74/247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to meep's clock.
[11/14/11 01:45:12] Yankee [91/743] has challenged Satoshi [46/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:24 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[11/14/11 03:31:29] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:17 from level 30.
[11/14/11 06:12:08] erry [40/154] has challenged Satoshi [199/247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to erry's clock.
[11/14/11 12:03:41] Satoshi [39/247] has challenged GaveUp [475/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/14/11 14:42:05] lipek, adamus1red, and spiffytech [600/1433] have team battled frozencemetery, cybersystem, and Satoshi [1490/1795] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/11 18:17:13] Satoshi saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:45 from level 31.
[11/14/11 21:31:55] Satoshi [95/247] has come upon keeper_c [899/1191] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:43 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/15/11 01:48:49] tucow [30/194] has challenged Satoshi [229/247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to tucow's clock.
[11/15/11 04:57:18] Satoshi [173/253] has challenged seek [35/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/15/11 14:45:39] Satoshi stole frozencemetery's level 122 amulet while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 26 amulet behind, which frozencemetery then takes.
[11/15/11 19:23:43] Satoshi [99/340] has challenged ccx [47/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/15/11 19:23:43] Satoshi has dealt ccx a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:04:48 is added to ccx's clock.
[11/16/11 04:07:32] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:52 towards level 33.
[11/16/11 11:24:19] Satoshi [195/340] has challenged Juggaloon [534/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/17/11 03:57:52] exa [392/844] has challenged Satoshi [132/340] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:00:21 is removed from exa's clock.
[11/17/11 20:21:29] Satoshi [312/359] has challenged sid77 [166/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/18/11 18:13:10] Satoshi [75/359] has challenged D4rkSilver [530/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/19/11 03:24:48] Satoshi [284/359] has come upon sbp [387/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:26 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/19/11 16:06:32] sniegol [701/771] has challenged Satoshi [213/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:24:58 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[11/20/11 03:07:59] Juggaloon [840/900] has challenged Satoshi [227/359] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:04:05 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[11/20/11 03:58:57] Satoshi [342/359] has challenged seek [134/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/21/11 07:33:29] Satoshi [128/359] has come upon DeLorean [34/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/21/11 10:25:24] Satoshi [199/401] has challenged frozencemetery [407/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/22/11 11:57:44] ccx, opticron, and Satoshi [1089/1522] have team battled Nolehte, GreeL, and illuminata [593/1257] and won! 0 days, 03:39:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/11 02:34:16] Satoshi [91/401] has challenged DrDick [228/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/23/11 13:04:59] ole [0/1] has challenged Satoshi [6/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to ole's clock.
[11/23/11 13:51:50] LordFella, sid77, and Satoshi [785/1333] have team battled dxrt, xy, and Juggaloon [1621/1892] and lost! 0 days, 08:09:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/11 19:55:15] <death1024>, allo, and DeLorean [456/1771] have team battled Ttech, nyuszika7h, and Satoshi [784/1584] and lost! 0 days, 18:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/11 19:34:25] Satoshi [302/401] has come upon [dmp] [526/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/25/11 07:26:14] Cenhinen [995/1164] has challenged Satoshi [179/401] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:32:44 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[11/25/11 13:19:46] Jontte [63/262] has challenged Satoshi [156/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Jontte's clock.
[11/25/11 16:59:10] Satoshi [304/401] has challenged DeLorean [122/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/26/11 06:38:35] Satoshi [129/401] has come upon AngryParsley [208/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:08 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/26/11 07:59:38] dxrt [176/646] has come upon Satoshi [125/401] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:36:06 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[11/26/11 08:59:57] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:21 towards level 40.
[11/26/11 13:53:19] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:48 towards level 40.
[11/27/11 22:30:48] Satoshi [216/401] has challenged Jontte [166/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/28/11 22:30:14] Elchzard [15/62] has challenged Satoshi [334/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Elchzard's clock.
[11/29/11 10:56:03] preflex [168/356] has challenged Satoshi [106/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from preflex's clock.
[11/30/11 02:41:06] Satoshi [229/401] has come upon Nolehte [104/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/30/11 08:30:07] Satoshi [105/401] has challenged dime [202/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/30/11 14:36:36] Ttech, allo, and Satoshi [1068/2015] have team battled Cenhinen, nosklo, and Ephur [1004/2109] and won! 0 days, 14:26:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/11 18:21:40] AngryParsley, Elchzard, and Kylu [219/1685] have team battled Satoshi, Jontte, and seek [1278/1316] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/11 22:57:13] Rofii [2/4] has challenged Satoshi [192/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Rofii's clock.
[12/02/11 11:02:03] Satoshi [313/401] has come upon Hydrogenum [557/822] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/02/11 20:28:04] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:09:43 is added to his clock.
[12/02/11 21:12:15] Chiafriend12 [59/63] has challenged Satoshi [191/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Chiafriend12's clock.
[12/02/11 22:57:56] nyislanders2121 [1/6] has challenged Satoshi [203/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to nyislanders2121's clock.
[12/03/11 02:01:52] Satoshi [291/401] has challenged IdleBot [600/1372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/03/11 11:26:26] Satoshi [222/401] has come upon nitzer [169/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/03/11 12:44:42] TauPan [335/361] has challenged Satoshi [289/401] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:00:42 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[12/03/11 19:34:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 22:11:31 toward level 43.
[12/04/11 00:35:57] supervaginafish [10/13] has challenged Satoshi [97/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to supervaginafish's clock.
[12/06/11 05:55:36] vrillusions, Kylu, and Satoshi [1110/1617] have team battled Tsunami, Babar, and Tragcrox [31/1901] and won! 0 days, 01:30:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/11 09:27:20] Satoshi [166/401] has come upon BlastHardcheese [365/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:34 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/07/11 12:08:56] Satoshi [249/401] has challenged mrx [11/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/08/11 06:54:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 18:10:39 toward level 44.
[12/08/11 21:53:01] sniegol [544/732] has challenged Satoshi [225/401] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:43:02 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[12/09/11 13:55:51] Ricket [7/373] has challenged Satoshi [269/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:57 is added to Ricket's clock.
[12/09/11 14:15:15] Nolehte, TauPan, Satoshi, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/11 17:38:14] Satoshi [163/401] has come upon Godisme [188/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/09/11 20:52:42] zomega, Satoshi, and charitwo [1460/1541] have team battled masklin, DeLorean, and enki [1083/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/11 06:23:38] Satoshi [228/401] has challenged blizgerg [45/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/10/11 21:36:24] boshaus [18/297] has challenged Satoshi [74/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to boshaus's clock.
[12/11/11 15:13:59] ReNDoM [237/256] has challenged Satoshi [228/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from ReNDoM's clock.
[12/11/11 16:03:06] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:33 from level 45.
[12/13/11 21:40:58] Satoshi [289/401] has come upon sasaniak [538/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/11 09:20:12] DarkSiL [294/465] has challenged Satoshi [280/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:46:58 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[12/14/11 15:30:21] Satoshi [224/401] has come upon kork [25/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/11 15:53:11] Satoshi [263/410] has challenged kork [134/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/15/11 19:30:40] Satoshi [139/410] has come upon Legnarion [242/620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:47 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/16/11 06:31:39] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:16:52 is added to his clock.
[12/16/11 16:49:03] Sakura [550/647] has come upon Satoshi [82/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:44 is removed from Sakura's clock.
[12/16/11 21:20:58] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:43 towards level 46.
[12/17/11 03:34:09] opticron [347/838] has come upon Satoshi [315/410] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:39:32 is removed from opticron's clock.
[12/17/11 08:17:07] Satoshi [399/410] has come upon lipek [245/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:08:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/17/11 14:34:43] mauke [34/678] has challenged Satoshi [269/410] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:06:59 is added to mauke's clock.
[12/17/11 21:35:57] Satoshi [181/410] has challenged masklin [782/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:00 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/17/11 22:36:09] Satoshi [304/410] has challenged Houiszat [250/256] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/17/11 23:36:19] DarkSiL [325/465] has challenged Satoshi [255/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:54:36 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[12/18/11 11:38:28] Ttech [350/864] has challenged Satoshi [362/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:18 is added to Ttech's clock.
[12/18/11 13:38:47] Satoshi [201/412] has challenged suterismus [91/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:48 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/18/11 15:39:28] chizu [61/438] has challenged Satoshi [31/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:53 is removed from chizu's clock.
[12/18/11 19:27:38] Roach, Satoshi, and Rappy [1011/1106] have team battled sniegol, BlastHardcheese, and felipe [1496/1546] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/11 21:11:44] Satoshi [378/414] has challenged Deltor [95/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/18/11 21:33:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 21:20:54 toward level 47.
[12/20/11 03:50:47] Satoshi [107/414] has challenged Sakura [7/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/20/11 06:51:14] Majak [246/501] has challenged Satoshi [31/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:42:19 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/21/11 03:04:17] Satoshi [119/414] has come upon Kratos [52/156] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:47:23 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/21/11 06:12:16] Satoshi [79/414] has come upon VxJasonxV [116/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/21/11 16:46:14] Satoshi got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:03 from level 47.
[12/22/11 06:58:34] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:11 from level 47.
[12/22/11 12:42:08] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:16 towards level 47.
[12/23/11 00:36:45] bigjay [95/403] has come upon Satoshi [37/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:11 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[12/23/11 02:39:58] Satoshi [174/414] has come upon Weasel [282/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:08 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/23/11 14:10:14] Satoshi [407/414] has challenged kenyon [736/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/24/11 05:57:41] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:44 towards level 48.
[12/25/11 14:04:03] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:56 towards level 48.
[12/27/11 23:27:32] Satoshi [93/414] has come upon Yankee [580/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/28/11 02:51:12] allo, sbp, and Godisme [1197/1997] have team battled Celestia, Satoshi, and j_doe [533/1301] and won! 0 days, 08:11:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/11 06:09:05] Satoshi [128/414] has come upon chazzam [713/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:32 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/28/11 12:25:52] blind, chazzam, Skrzyp, and Satoshi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/11 12:50:19] bigjay [300/566] has come upon Satoshi [195/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:43 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[12/28/11 13:28:14] opticron, adamus1red, and Skrzyp [1505/1669] have team battled DarkSiL, Animal, and Satoshi [442/1329] and won! 0 days, 11:16:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/11 16:32:17] chazzam [621/720] has challenged Satoshi [306/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:16:11 is removed from chazzam's clock.
[12/30/11 02:09:28] Satoshi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Satoshi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/11 08:50:38] Satoshi [315/414] has come upon Hydrogenum [414/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/30/11 10:00:41] Satoshi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:28 from level 48.
[12/30/11 15:36:31] erry [69/448] has challenged Satoshi [232/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:13 is added to erry's clock.
[12/30/11 17:39:18] Satoshi [78/414] has come upon keeper_c [802/1225] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/30/11 23:25:46] Satoshi [179/442] has challenged GaveUp [28/477] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/31/11 12:40:12] Satoshi [290/442] has challenged opticron [388/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:40 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/02/12 09:48:41] kork [131/503] has challenged Satoshi [41/442] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:43:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/02/12 19:47:20] illuminata, sid77, Osiux, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/12 02:42:44] kenyon, Jontte, and Kabaka [727/1850] have team battled Satoshi, swhitt, and Kylu [1724/1769] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/12 07:49:03] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:38:05 is added to his clock.
[01/04/12 09:09:55] masklin, woonack, and Satoshi [483/1743] have team battled yond, IdylMeifter, and Weasel [1546/1947] and lost! 0 days, 11:36:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/12 11:01:02] Satoshi, nosklo, and blizgerg [1374/1408] have team battled Skrzyp, Babar, and ruan [966/1585] and won! 0 days, 14:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/12 14:58:44] Yankee [353/779] has challenged Satoshi [367/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:10 is added to Yankee's clock.
[01/04/12 18:53:30] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:46 towards level 49.
[01/05/12 06:13:14] allo [376/744] has come upon Satoshi [319/442] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:10:29 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/05/12 10:19:35] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:34 towards level 49.
[01/06/12 12:25:44] Satoshi [90/453] has challenged Jareeta [419/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/06/12 21:45:44] Tabsy, Satoshi, and ty [443/1384] have team battled Kylu, suterismus, and Roach [1610/2123] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/12 22:40:45] Roach [179/366] has come upon Satoshi [67/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:45:57 is removed from Roach's clock.
[01/07/12 05:23:26] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:31:57 is added to his clock.
[01/07/12 13:30:12] Hydrogenum, Satoshi, and opticron [557/2115] have team battled Cenhinen, illuminata, and Ciphohs5 [976/1618] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/12 16:24:24] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:18 towards level 50.
[01/08/12 13:15:46] Satoshi [208/453] has challenged blizgerg [85/444] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:07:08 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/08/12 16:21:19] [dmp], Satoshi, and WrEtCh [1641/1677] have team battled ChiefRA, woonack, and AmiRuss [1269/1615] and won! 1 day, 17:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/12 16:45:38] Satoshi burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Satoshi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/12 20:17:16] Satoshi [300/450] has challenged wakeupscreaming [668/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/12 15:51:43] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:36 towards level 50.
[01/09/12 18:21:46] sid77 [137/447] has challenged Satoshi [289/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:03 is added to sid77's clock.
[01/09/12 21:56:08] Animal [341/457] has come upon Satoshi [140/450] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:00:35 is removed from Animal's clock.
[01/11/12 01:29:30] Tsunami [213/493] has challenged Satoshi [416/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:44 is added to Tsunami's clock.
[01/11/12 09:30:49] Satoshi [329/450] has challenged DarkSiL [173/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:30:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/11/12 14:40:41] Satoshi [315/450] has come upon sid77 [444/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:31:06 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/12/12 05:09:33] Satoshi [340/450] has come upon ElectRo [625/1167] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:20 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/12/12 05:37:22] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:04 towards level 50.
[01/12/12 09:02:39] jbroome [551/764] has challenged Satoshi [90/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[01/12/12 13:26:10] Nusia [316/448] has come upon Satoshi [66/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:58:30 is removed from Nusia's clock.
[01/13/12 20:41:51] Satoshi [263/450] has challenged Vera [229/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:50 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/13/12 23:13:55] Satoshi, preflex, and Eraos [483/1415] have team battled Juggaloon, ion, and DeLorean [545/1947] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/12 00:44:45] Grim, Satoshi, and seek [432/2076] have team battled masklin, Jontte, and noother [538/1828] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/12 01:55:31] Morpheus3000 [31/192] has challenged Satoshi [140/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Morpheus3000's clock.
[01/15/12 15:21:59] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:04 towards level 50.
[01/16/12 03:59:02] Satoshi [242/450] has challenged Alfie [441/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/17/12 12:09:52] Satoshi [77/450] has come upon sjefen6 [504/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:39:28 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/26/12 05:54:40] Satoshi met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:25:49 from level 51.
[01/26/12 09:05:58] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:11 from level 51.
[01/26/12 12:53:40] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:51:11 from level 51.
[01/27/12 06:20:18] amaninacan [76/371] has come upon Satoshi [45/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:58 is removed from amaninacan's clock.
[01/27/12 07:21:15] PriceChild [107/345] has challenged Satoshi [393/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[01/27/12 10:42:26] Satoshi [395/450] has challenged VxJasonxV [186/405] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/27/12 21:51:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 04:10:27 toward level 51.
[01/27/12 23:44:58] AngryParsley [102/771] has challenged Satoshi [74/450] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:23:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/28/12 11:39:48] Satoshi [423/450] has come upon Kylu [481/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:41:05 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/28/12 13:59:34] woonack, Satoshi, and amaninacan [414/1279] have team battled jbroome, nyislanders2121, and brimstone [169/1989] and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/12 13:56:25] ChiefRA [130/541] has challenged Satoshi [148/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:42:58 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[01/30/12 14:42:40] Satoshi [329/450] has come upon dxrt [535/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:39:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/30/12 21:03:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 6 days, 14:01:13 toward level 51.
[01/31/12 00:39:40] evilfix [230/266] has challenged Satoshi [60/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from evilfix's clock.
[01/31/12 00:39:40] In the fierce battle, Satoshi dropped his level 22 set of leggings! evilfix picks it up, tossing his old level 0 set of leggings to Satoshi.
[01/31/12 01:57:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 06:43:44 toward level 51.
[02/01/12 07:52:54] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:28 towards level 51.
[02/02/12 18:10:17] nitzer [511/529] has challenged Satoshi [364/431] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[02/03/12 04:12:31] Satoshi [252/431] has challenged dxrt [414/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/03/12 04:27:30] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:34 towards level 51.
[02/03/12 17:13:00] Satoshi [354/431] has challenged charitwo [118/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/04/12 04:15:55] Satoshi stole Nofew's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 18 weapon behind, which Nofew then takes.
[02/04/12 12:18:33] kwiat [439/689] has challenged Satoshi [110/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:21:44 is removed from kwiat's clock.
[02/05/12 01:17:45] Satoshi saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:20 from level 52.
[02/06/12 22:55:19] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:27:59 is added to his clock.
[02/09/12 06:29:21] [dmp], Reaper, and kwiat [300/1668] have team battled Satoshi, sniegol, and suiside [2345/2381] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/12 12:03:39] jmaugue [45/88] has challenged Satoshi [146/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[02/13/12 20:04:31] Satoshi [200/451] has challenged DeLorean [152/555] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:00 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/14/12 06:22:30] Satoshi [234/451] has come upon Sabbie [19/623] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:32:17 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/14/12 15:11:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:44:20 from level 52.
[02/14/12 16:08:43] Satoshi [231/451] has challenged exa [302/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:54 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/16/12 07:01:10] robinetd [246/333] has challenged Satoshi [173/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from robinetd's clock.
[02/17/12 11:31:44] Trienish, DarkSiL, and Satoshi [1150/1301] have team battled Rappy, lipek, and charitwo [590/1580] and won! 0 days, 02:51:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/12 12:23:27] Satoshi [283/451] has challenged Ivvy [99/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:35:44 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/17/12 18:43:32] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:01 towards level 52.
[02/17/12 19:24:48] kwiat [443/674] has challenged Satoshi [359/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:25 is removed from kwiat's clock.
[02/18/12 02:54:26] Reaper [3/310] has come upon Satoshi [126/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:17 is added to Reaper's clock.
[02/18/12 13:32:49] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:31 towards level 52.
[02/19/12 19:47:25] Majak [270/651] has come upon Satoshi [447/451] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:26:26 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/20/12 18:33:58] Satoshi [409/451] has challenged ReNDoM [293/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/22/12 20:22:19] Skrzyp, GaveUp, and rende [1273/1602] have team battled kenyon, Satoshi, and blizgerg [1479/1747] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/12 20:25:23] Satoshi [420/451] has come upon brimstone [574/789] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:45:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/23/12 01:01:07] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:09 towards level 53.
[02/25/12 14:49:50] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:35 from level 53.
[02/25/12 19:25:40] xaxes [32/57] has challenged Satoshi [277/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to xaxes's clock.
[02/25/12 21:16:55] Trienish, Reaper, and Satoshi [9/1228] have team battled Kylu, hawkeye, and Simplicity [465/1512] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/12 01:58:44] Satoshi [351/451] has challenged brimstone [428/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/26/12 06:29:05] Satoshi, TauPan, and amaninacan [243/1412] have team battled hawkeye, Locke, and ware [143/1181] and won! 1 day, 02:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/12 12:00:19] Satoshi [325/451] has challenged TauPan [96/355] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:56:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/26/12 16:09:56] bagdel [248/465] has come upon Satoshi [273/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:12 is added to bagdel's clock.
[02/27/12 04:03:08] Satoshi [197/451] has challenged Juggaloon [285/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:14 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/29/12 03:48:57] Bpendragon [291/363] has challenged Satoshi [44/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from Bpendragon's clock.
[02/29/12 03:49:15] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:35 towards level 53.
[03/01/12 01:35:35] Satoshi, Kylu, and sbp [1331/2079] have team battled chazzam, Pici, and Cenhinen [515/2232] and won! 0 days, 22:09:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/12 22:18:52] Satoshi [183/451] has challenged preflex [192/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/01/12 23:19:00] Satoshi [293/451] has challenged illuminata [319/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/02/12 07:20:15] [dmp] [93/667] has challenged Satoshi [29/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:13 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[03/02/12 08:56:07] Satoshi [164/446] has come upon blind [139/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:23:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/03/12 18:08:57] nosklo [66/537] has challenged Satoshi [244/446] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to nosklo's clock.
[03/03/12 21:26:36] Satoshi [139/446] has challenged wakeupscreaming [414/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/03/12 23:12:03] neurospex, Yankee, and ScarySloth [761/1736] have team battled Seadog, Satoshi, and ReNDoM [150/1413] and won! 0 days, 01:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/12 00:53:02] Satoshi, Preaux, and zbart [383/1051] have team battled suiside, BlastHardcheese, and Roach [1035/2143] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/12 03:27:33] Satoshi [29/446] has challenged ViolonC [5/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:01:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/04/12 15:33:27] Satoshi [0/446] has come upon Roach [136/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/05/12 02:19:35] Satoshi [388/446] has challenged cirdan [371/960] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/05/12 05:07:45] Asthrou, geekboi, and Satoshi [1030/1862] have team battled ReNDoM, Ahir, and Osiux [651/1506] and won! 0 days, 08:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/12 14:50:52] Satoshi, Trienish, and Hydrogenum [551/1741] have team battled Juggaloon, vrillusions, and s1cz [98/2023] and won! 0 days, 08:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/12 09:44:33] Satoshi [81/446] has challenged masklin [631/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/08/12 17:45:52] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:59:38 is added to his clock.
[03/09/12 14:04:58] Osiux, Yankee, Satoshi, and exa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/12 06:12:14] Satoshi [305/446] has come upon Ephur [268/607] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:43:51 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/11/12 06:51:00] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:19 from level 54.
[03/11/12 09:46:44] swhitt [197/557] has come upon Satoshi [263/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:53:14 is added to swhitt's clock.
[03/11/12 09:52:45] [dmp] [106/667] has challenged Satoshi [59/490] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:34:01 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[03/12/12 07:56:36] Satoshi [14/490] has challenged Jareeta [608/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/12/12 17:58:28] Rappy [501/528] has challenged Satoshi [120/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:37:13 is removed from Rappy's clock.
[03/13/12 02:21:24] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:23 towards level 54.
[03/13/12 10:31:48] blind, ware, and illuminata [990/1432] have team battled Satoshi, robinetd, and simmy [1537/1651] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/12 08:05:16] Satoshi [89/490] has challenged Lenny [55/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:03 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/14/12 08:46:39] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:32:33 is added to his clock.
[03/14/12 10:01:34] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:18:08 is added to his clock.
[03/14/12 13:08:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 2 days, 06:05:04 toward level 54.
[03/14/12 17:37:29] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:35 towards level 54.
[03/16/12 05:50:24] masklin [268/844] has come upon Satoshi [93/490] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:12:30 is removed from masklin's clock.
[03/16/12 17:36:28] Satoshi [227/490] has challenged Nofew [126/394] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/16/12 18:29:52] Satoshi [183/490] has come upon McCloud [131/372] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:46:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/16/12 18:29:52] Satoshi has dealt McCloud a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:41:20 is added to McCloud's clock.
[03/17/12 17:35:04] gipyelrah, AngryParsley, kork, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/12 17:23:49] Satoshi [183/490] has challenged Locke [428/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:15 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/19/12 01:27:07] preflex [131/418] has come upon Satoshi [168/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:18 is added to preflex's clock.
[03/19/12 01:59:58] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:25 towards level 55.
[03/19/12 07:50:14] brimstone, Cenhinen, and McCloud [639/1984] have team battled DarkSiL, Satoshi, and Morpheus3000 [15/1410] and won! 0 days, 13:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/12 03:02:11] ccx, s1cz, and Preaux [628/1352] have team battled ViolonC, Satoshi, and kenyon [1036/1902] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/12 05:47:05] blind [74/694] has come upon Satoshi [214/490] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:38:13 is added to blind's clock.
[03/21/12 11:23:48] Satoshi fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Satoshi's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/12 08:35:22] Satoshi [221/477] has come upon Woo [493/1145] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/22/12 10:06:48] Bpendragon [533/556] has come upon Satoshi [122/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:53:12 is removed from Bpendragon's clock.
[03/22/12 14:50:46] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:54:48 is added to his clock.
[03/24/12 07:47:18] Satoshi [134/477] has challenged charitwo [213/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:15 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/24/12 11:40:05] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:24 towards level 55.
[03/27/12 05:59:48] Satoshi [327/477] has challenged blizgerg [225/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:35 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/27/12 23:13:57] Roach, argus, AngryParsley, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/12 03:29:14] Theta4, LordFella, and jbroome [562/1455] have team battled jmaugue, Satoshi, and zomega [600/1539] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/12 05:08:11] Satoshi [385/477] has come upon sasaniak [374/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/28/12 09:13:57] sniegol [7/551] has come upon Satoshi [454/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:58 is added to sniegol's clock.
[03/28/12 09:26:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 02:24:28 toward level 55.
[03/28/12 19:23:54] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:06 towards level 55.
[03/28/12 20:18:45] Satoshi [203/497] has challenged xy [35/363] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:29:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/29/12 04:33:13] Tenorman [185/233] has challenged Satoshi [209/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/05/12 15:51:23] allo [483/762] has challenged Satoshi [205/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:24:51 is removed from allo's clock.
[04/06/12 01:40:16] noother, Satoshi, and sasaniak [984/1699] have team battled Seadog, Rappy, and BlastHardcheese [853/1704] and won! 3 days, 10:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/12 03:11:15] exa [791/883] has come upon Satoshi [255/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:23:15 is removed from exa's clock.
[04/08/12 07:02:30] Satoshi [346/497] has challenged Allosteric [216/353] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:12:49 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/08/12 07:02:30] Satoshi has dealt Allosteric a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:35:02 is added to Allosteric's clock.
[04/08/12 17:49:08] dax [222/292] has challenged Satoshi [101/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from dax's clock.
[04/10/12 04:10:46] greycat [89/427] has challenged Satoshi [443/497] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:39:54 is added to greycat's clock.
[04/10/12 08:54:09] ty, N3M35I5, and Lenny [1015/1543] have team battled Satoshi, exa, and nitzer [1723/1974] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/12 01:17:28] Satoshi [231/497] has come upon jmaugue [293/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:12:01 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/11/12 19:17:47] Satoshi [229/497] has challenged zbart [181/379] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:18:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/11/12 20:43:23] Satoshi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:22:32 from level 56.
[04/13/12 08:46:22] Satoshi [490/497] has come upon gipyelrah [394/790] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:27:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/13/12 09:24:34] Satoshi [136/497] has challenged bigjay [244/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:26:22 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/13/12 19:17:49] Satoshi [141/497] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [327/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:17 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/16/12 12:37:26] Satoshi [450/497] has challenged ruan [10/972] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:56:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/17/12 01:12:27] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:47 towards level 56.
[04/17/12 05:40:38] Satoshi [91/497] has challenged Houiszat [209/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:01 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/17/12 10:10:29] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:52 towards level 56.
[04/18/12 01:04:30] Kabaka [839/910] has come upon Satoshi [152/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:53:29 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[04/18/12 08:43:31] Ivvy, Satoshi, and AfterDeath [1147/1723] have team battled dxrt, Lenny, and JudoFreak [839/1932] and won! 0 days, 16:09:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/12 01:43:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 09:01:44 toward level 56.
[04/19/12 02:56:41] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:06 from level 56.
[04/19/12 04:30:04] Morpheus3000, robinetd, and Nolehte [1527/1533] have team battled s1amson, Satoshi, and Majak [842/1606] and won! 0 days, 04:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/12 10:41:29] ruan, dxrt, and Satoshi [277/2154] have team battled GaveUp, noother, and nosklo [826/1624] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/12 22:07:33] suterismus, [dmp], and exa [1449/2467] have team battled geekboi, Majak, and Satoshi [1768/2022] and lost! 3 days, 08:18:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/12 08:09:11] Satoshi [356/497] has challenged ChiefRA [280/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/20/12 12:42:28] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:07:40 towards level 57.
[04/22/12 00:29:00] Satoshi [98/497] has come upon Manel [5/54] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:49:48 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/22/12 04:29:46] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:39 towards level 57.
[04/22/12 04:44:56] Satoshi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Satoshi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/12 05:26:39] Satoshi sharpened the edge of his weapon! Satoshi's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/12 07:08:16] Satoshi, kenyon, and s1cz [1121/2090] have team battled Yankee, seek, and Hydrogenum [2288/2324] and lost! 1 day, 03:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/12 07:09:46] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:02 towards level 57.
[05/02/12 18:27:30] AngryParsley [392/782] has come upon Satoshi [121/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:45:07 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/03/12 00:46:22] sasaniak [462/620] has challenged Satoshi [124/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:59:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/03/12 00:46:22] In the fierce battle, Satoshi dropped his level 49 set of leggings! sasaniak picks it up, tossing his old level 37 set of leggings to Satoshi.
[05/04/12 23:07:09] borsin [356/506] has challenged Satoshi [243/487] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from borsin's clock.
[05/05/12 04:57:42] Juggaloon [865/880] has challenged Satoshi [8/487] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:33:40 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[05/05/12 15:36:30] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:18:53 is added to his clock.
[05/06/12 05:37:37] brimstone [782/800] has come upon Satoshi [195/487] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:07:46 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[05/06/12 11:32:45] Satoshi found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:47:02 towards level 57.
[05/07/12 04:07:44] Satoshi [343/487] has challenged nitzer [122/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:41:51 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/07/12 09:08:47] Satoshi [245/487] has challenged Str1ngS [32/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:15:45 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/07/12 21:11:21] GaveUp [349/485] has challenged Satoshi [227/487] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:52:59 is removed from GaveUp's clock.
[05/08/12 05:02:45] GaveUp [165/485] has come upon Satoshi [239/487] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:23:27 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[05/09/12 20:16:40] Satoshi [97/487] has come upon mauke [100/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:46:33 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/09/12 20:41:07] Satoshi [432/487] has come upon brimstone [467/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/09/12 21:21:55] Satoshi [6/487] has challenged sjefen6 [358/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:58 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/09/12 22:12:15] Satoshi, dxrt, and suterismus [358/2088] have team battled sniegol, blind, and jbroome [1959/2049] and lost! 1 day, 13:21:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/12 11:43:12] Satoshi [471/487] has come upon Animal [37/652] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:33:50 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/12/12 14:27:05] Satoshi [372/487] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [180/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:15:39 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/13/12 10:52:48] TheWing, keeper_c, Cthulhu, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/12 15:39:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:07:35 from level 57.
[05/14/12 04:59:53] Satoshi died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:10 from level 57.
[05/16/12 00:59:01] noother [276/679] has come upon Satoshi [391/487] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:04:11 is added to noother's clock.
[05/16/12 23:31:01] Lurker, blind, and Kabaka [621/2433] have team battled Seadog, felipe, and Satoshi [1308/1730] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/12 00:34:09] Satoshi [121/487] has challenged bagdel [28/537] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/18/12 02:41:05] GyrosGeior [50/334] has challenged Satoshi [447/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to GyrosGeior's clock.
[05/18/12 23:05:36] Satoshi [405/487] has challenged Morpheus3000 [362/453] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:24:01 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/19/12 02:06:11] Satoshi [182/487] has challenged TheWing [153/437] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:39:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/19/12 21:09:59] vrillusions, confus3d, and Ivvy [1088/1837] have team battled nitzer, Satoshi, and kork [1097/1548] and lost! 0 days, 10:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/12 23:53:08] Satoshi [464/487] has come upon seek [471/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:57:11 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/21/12 22:19:24] Satoshi [334/487] has challenged enCyde [131/273] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:56:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/23/12 21:49:09] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:56:23 from level 58.
[05/27/12 05:55:44] Satoshi [292/487] has come upon Hydrogenum [657/835] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:55:32 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/27/12 15:12:21] Satoshi saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:44:38 from level 58.
[05/28/12 19:43:02] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:12 towards level 58.
[05/28/12 19:52:17] Satoshi [469/487] has challenged nitzer [464/576] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:08:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/29/12 14:56:09] Satoshi [99/487] has challenged ryushe [314/397] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:06 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/30/12 12:00:22] Satoshi [202/487] has challenged Str1ngS [280/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:49 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/01/12 08:04:58] Satoshi [247/498] has come upon vrillusions [207/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:34:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/01/12 20:00:10] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/12 16:52:51] Satoshi, brimstone, and tmberg [1590/1893] have team battled Str1ngS, JudoFreak, and suterismus [1440/2061] and won! 1 day, 13:33:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/12 04:20:18] Bladerunner [176/373] has challenged Satoshi [377/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:10 is added to Bladerunner's clock.
[06/03/12 07:32:16] Satoshi [483/502] has come upon Ivvy [528/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:26:50 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/03/12 10:21:30] Satoshi [466/502] has challenged boshaus [50/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:16:23 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/03/12 10:21:30] Satoshi has dealt boshaus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:23:00 is added to boshaus's clock.
[06/03/12 20:40:08] Satoshi, Nasrudin, and cirdan [9/1925] have team battled argus, dwfreed, and cmrn [403/1394] and lost! 0 days, 06:20:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/12 01:01:37] tunnckoCore [226/239] has challenged Satoshi [468/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to tunnckoCore's clock.
[06/04/12 05:12:02] nitzer, DeLorean, and SeySayux [730/1471] have team battled Kabaka, mamarley, and Satoshi [1103/1666] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/12 10:43:08] Satoshi [103/502] has come upon Charris [164/352] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:49:11 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/04/12 17:39:09] Satoshi burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Satoshi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/05/12 04:37:08] Jade [63/325] has come upon Satoshi [226/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:08 is added to Jade's clock.
[06/05/12 04:41:36] Babar [342/873] has come upon Satoshi [61/498] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:12:09 is removed from Babar's clock.
[06/05/12 09:31:01] keeper_c [267/1230] has challenged Satoshi [213/498] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:35:34 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[06/05/12 20:26:27] mauke [523/634] has come upon Satoshi [24/498] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:13:00 is removed from mauke's clock.
[06/06/12 21:50:18] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:12 towards level 58.
[06/07/12 02:10:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 4 days, 11:18:00 toward level 58.
[06/07/12 07:40:23] Satoshi [490/498] has challenged felipe [206/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:14:15 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/19/12 11:03:19] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:02 towards level 58.
[06/21/12 18:59:52] Satoshi [17/498] has challenged seek [336/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:03 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/21/12 22:06:34] Satoshi [150/498] has come upon BlastHardcheese [171/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/22/12 20:29:08] Satoshi [198/498] has challenged confus3d [59/412] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/23/12 09:19:03] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:37 towards level 59.
[06/23/12 21:46:34] Satoshi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:38:31 from level 59.
[06/23/12 23:23:59] Trienish [509/601] has come upon Satoshi [446/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:56:40 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[06/24/12 08:13:01] Satoshi was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:05:50 from level 59.
[06/24/12 08:56:45] Satoshi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:19:36 from level 59.
[06/24/12 13:14:26] Trienish [371/604] has challenged Satoshi [92/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:04:28 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[06/24/12 23:59:14] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:44:51 towards level 59.
[06/25/12 01:13:27] Satoshi [200/498] has come upon suiside [839/1194] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:37:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/25/12 17:22:51] illuminata [100/398] has challenged Satoshi [0/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:55 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[06/25/12 17:45:11] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:00 towards level 59.
[06/26/12 16:51:41] Satoshi [253/498] has come upon Rappy [344/458] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:10:00 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/27/12 06:34:24] Nasrudin, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Satoshi [1647/1747] have team battled Rappy, confus3d, and mamarley [507/1459] and won! 0 days, 01:25:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/12 08:31:44] Hydrogenum [222/827] has challenged Satoshi [179/498] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:49:50 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[06/27/12 08:31:44] Hydrogenum has dealt Satoshi a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:51:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/29/12 10:14:55] Satoshi [336/498] has come upon Nolehte [302/569] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:42:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/29/12 14:09:30] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:33 towards level 59.
[06/30/12 03:24:38] Reaper, Satoshi, and NancyGrace [90/1408] have team battled SeySayux, sniegol, and ReNDoM [675/1376] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/12 06:47:56] Ivvy [105/760] has challenged Satoshi [325/498] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:08:39 is added to Ivvy's clock.
[07/03/12 07:02:05] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:54:49 is added to his clock.
[07/03/12 07:29:35] Satoshi [473/498] has come upon ReNDoM [75/444] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:15:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/03/12 15:07:39] kenyon [530/878] has challenged Satoshi [282/498] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:46:16 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/04/12 04:05:54] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:28 towards level 59.
[07/04/12 09:10:25] Satoshi [180/498] has challenged argus [433/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:41:40 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/04/12 13:29:57] kenyon, DeLorean, and [dmp] [9/2138] have team battled Satoshi, Babar, and masklin [1343/2229] and lost! 4 days, 17:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/12 14:20:21] Satoshi, Ciphohs5, and suiside [704/2128] have team battled Reaper, Nofew, and ccx [960/1563] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/12 21:40:51] Satoshi [287/498] has come upon Nofew [310/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:42:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/04/12 22:59:06] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:34:02 from level 59.
[07/07/12 09:48:14] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:07 towards level 59.
[07/07/12 13:27:37] Kinsmir [467/547] has challenged Satoshi [297/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:57:12 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[07/08/12 20:28:01] Satoshi [380/498] has come upon chadi [82/264] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:02:17 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/09/12 22:52:43] Raytray [52/303] has challenged Satoshi [46/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from Raytray's clock.
[07/10/12 00:02:57] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:02:29 from level 59.
[07/10/12 18:07:25] Osiux, BlastHardcheese, and Satoshi [84/1526] have team battled GyrosGeior, allo, and bigjay [794/1816] and lost! 0 days, 14:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/12 00:42:01] Satoshi [75/498] has challenged Houiszat [610/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:10:43 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/11/12 09:24:35] argus [171/749] has come upon Satoshi [73/498] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:16:00 is removed from argus's clock.
[07/11/12 11:49:32] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:45:16 from level 59.
[07/11/12 14:46:26] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:17:18 from level 59.
[07/12/12 00:46:05] Satoshi [412/498] has come upon KcL [306/403] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:11:06 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/12/12 10:49:27] Satoshi [237/498] has challenged Vostok [173/333] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:29:46 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/12/12 13:07:40] Beavis, Xethron, and exa [909/1927] have team battled MagisterQuis, Satoshi, and jmaugue [277/1130] and won! 1 day, 05:13:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/12 00:18:05] sunrisewolf [16/95] has challenged Satoshi [331/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to sunrisewolf's clock.
[07/14/12 04:25:43] kork [207/378] has come upon Satoshi [7/501] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:41:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/14/12 05:23:54] MagisterQuis [61/222] has challenged Satoshi [15/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from MagisterQuis's clock.
[07/14/12 14:55:33] Satoshi, charitwo, and enCyde [172/1507] have team battled ccx, dxrt, and sunrisewolf [742/1408] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/12 18:37:06] gchristensen [298/388] has come upon Satoshi [256/501] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:08:40 is removed from gchristensen's clock.
[07/15/12 16:31:32] sigvatr [192/244] has challenged Satoshi [91/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from sigvatr's clock.
[07/16/12 16:11:12] Str1ngS [179/671] has challenged Satoshi [111/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:01:03 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[07/17/12 09:11:47] BlastHardcheese [388/493] has challenged Satoshi [162/501] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[07/17/12 12:04:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 6 days, 18:35:12 toward level 59.
[07/17/12 13:02:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 4 days, 22:29:14 toward level 59.
[07/17/12 14:49:36] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:40 from level 59.
[07/17/12 18:24:02] Satoshi, swhitt, and DemosDemon [1437/1871] have team battled Tabsy, jmaugue, and nhandler [746/1689] and won! 0 days, 22:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/12 22:31:52] Satoshi [329/501] has come upon Kylu [11/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:33:22 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/17/12 22:31:52] Satoshi has dealt Kylu a Critical Strike! 9 days, 16:00:13 is added to Kylu's clock.
[07/18/12 20:23:03] Satoshi [348/501] has challenged AngryParsley [236/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:26 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/18/12 23:59:19] digitaldonk [5/20] has challenged Satoshi [459/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[07/19/12 03:24:37] Ghostwolf [442/594] has challenged Satoshi [500/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:30:51 is added to Ghostwolf's clock.
[07/19/12 08:07:33] Jareeta, Kylu, and BSDBlack [2049/2303] have team battled Rappy, Satoshi, and GaveUp [132/1416] and won! 0 days, 00:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/12 22:28:24] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:13 towards level 59.
[07/20/12 01:29:32] Satoshi [95/501] has challenged nitzer [330/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/20/12 08:31:10] Satoshi [274/501] has challenged Cenhinen [654/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/20/12 13:27:52] Satoshi [272/501] has challenged DryRoastedPeanut [87/459] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/20/12 17:33:13] blind [639/785] has challenged Satoshi [89/501] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:04:31 is removed from blind's clock.
[07/22/12 01:40:30] ryushe [305/406] has challenged Satoshi [328/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:13 is added to ryushe's clock.
[07/22/12 02:21:47] davie [173/400] has challenged Satoshi [479/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to davie's clock.
[07/22/12 17:18:08] Satoshi [412/501] has come upon Nolehte [456/569] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:01:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/23/12 01:40:44] Satoshi [44/501] has challenged preflex [23/509] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:32:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/23/12 03:07:07] Bitz69 [84/129] has challenged Satoshi [55/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:14 is removed from Bitz69's clock.
[07/23/12 11:39:09] Satoshi [87/501] has come upon Nolehte [494/524] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:59:36 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/23/12 17:10:07] kitten [303/420] has challenged Satoshi [379/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to kitten's clock.
[07/23/12 18:02:51] Satoshi misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:07:03 from level 60.
[07/23/12 21:44:21] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:15 towards level 60.
[07/24/12 11:27:02] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:10:36 towards level 60.
[07/24/12 17:08:57] Satoshi [82/501] has come upon Fluttershy [382/437] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:28:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/24/12 17:09:03] Satoshi [109/501] has come upon Fluttershy [182/437] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:33:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/26/12 09:57:48] Satoshi [339/501] has challenged KindOne [355/425] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:05:14 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/27/12 08:46:48] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:16:19 is added to his clock.
[07/27/12 20:05:09] Satoshi [32/501] has challenged mamarley [252/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:42:05 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/28/12 06:39:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 30 days, 05:48:48 toward level 60.
[07/30/12 04:23:21] Satoshi [119/501] has come upon Hans.Wurst [166/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:57:11 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/30/12 05:17:02] Satoshi [498/501] has challenged KindOne [199/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:45:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/31/12 11:36:21] Satoshi [141/501] has come upon sixx [154/225] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:34:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/01/12 01:08:39] Satoshi, DemosDemon, and blizgerg [299/1927] have team battled enCyde, sunrisewolf, and chadi [335/1320] and lost! 0 days, 22:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/12 17:30:08] Satoshi [84/501] has challenged DeLorean [14/589] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:47 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/02/12 15:12:13] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:12 towards level 60.
[08/03/12 07:05:24] DeLorean, davie, and geekboi [288/2009] have team battled Ciphohs5, Satoshi, and jbest [1201/1341] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/12 17:27:24] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:50:52 is added to his clock.
[08/04/12 10:49:04] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:34 from level 60.
[08/04/12 11:44:43] Beavis [696/736] has challenged Satoshi [343/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:10:25 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/04/12 15:45:36] Lenny [707/896] has challenged Satoshi [247/501] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:50:10 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[08/05/12 13:52:35] Satoshi [59/501] has challenged sbp [423/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/05/12 15:53:03] Nofew [212/467] has challenged Satoshi [95/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/05/12 17:56:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 05:02:24 toward level 60.
[08/06/12 12:57:49] Satoshi [384/501] has challenged KindOne [366/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/06/12 14:01:57] blizgerg, Buglouse, and felipe [897/1395] have team battled Lenny, bigjay, and Satoshi [1066/2087] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/12 15:36:06] Satoshi [18/501] has come upon cmrn [419/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/07/12 16:55:38] Satoshi [289/513] has challenged nitzer [163/573] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/07/12 17:56:18] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:44:28 towards level 61.
[08/08/12 20:48:16] tepidpond [41/46] has challenged Satoshi [93/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to tepidpond's clock.
[08/09/12 11:45:26] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:28 from level 61.
[08/09/12 18:33:18] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:33 towards level 61.
[08/10/12 16:09:38] kenyon, Furry, and Satoshi [114/2009] have team battled AmiRuss, Jareeta, and Tenorman [1533/2266] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/12 00:21:58] Satoshi [497/513] has challenged Andorin [159/219] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:00:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/11/12 04:24:37] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:15:11 from level 61.
[08/11/12 05:29:47] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:56:16 towards level 61.
[08/11/12 17:03:27] gchristensen, TheWing, and [dmp] [478/1576] have team battled Reaper, Satoshi, and Jade [862/1839] and lost! 1 day, 02:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/12 16:58:06] Satoshi [448/513] has come upon Deltor [605/677] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:38:45 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/14/12 05:14:01] Jade [665/706] has challenged Satoshi [240/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from Jade's clock.
[08/15/12 15:25:01] Sellyme [7/53] has challenged Satoshi [134/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Sellyme's clock.
[08/15/12 15:39:11] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:46:18 from level 61.
[08/16/12 14:52:27] gipyelrah [227/870] has challenged Satoshi [470/516] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:19:05 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[08/16/12 20:36:35] Ephur [283/832] has come upon Satoshi [6/516] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:08:52 is removed from Ephur's clock.
[08/17/12 20:52:43] Satoshi, noother, and Vostok [557/1689] have team battled simple, ccx, and Nolehte [244/1617] and won! 1 day, 16:05:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/12 14:29:39] ccx, GaveUp, felipe, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/12 18:15:53] Satoshi [197/516] has come upon SudoKing [215/296] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:57:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/20/12 01:11:19] Satoshi [403/516] has challenged mauke [271/621] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:51:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/20/12 01:11:19] Satoshi has dealt mauke a Critical Strike! 10 days, 19:30:24 is added to mauke's clock.
[08/20/12 10:13:21] Satoshi [458/516] has challenged Osiux [383/556] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:05:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/22/12 01:12:43] vibhav [101/226] has challenged Satoshi [489/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to vibhav's clock.
[08/22/12 08:25:39] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:41 towards level 61.
[08/22/12 16:26:04] Buglouse [251/533] has challenged Satoshi [427/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:06 is added to Buglouse's clock.
[08/22/12 20:30:40] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:27 towards level 61.
[08/23/12 02:58:46] nhandler, Babar, and Satoshi [1304/2097] have team battled vibhav, enCyde, and felipe [592/1105] and won! 2 days, 08:22:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/12 18:43:55] gecko [63/212] has challenged Satoshi [194/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to gecko's clock.
[08/24/12 01:36:16] Furry, Zazie, and spiffytech [1078/1765] have team battled Satoshi, Cenhinen, and [dmp] [1282/2020] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/12 16:35:52] Satoshi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:44 from level 61.
[08/26/12 11:35:35] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:53:18 from level 61.
[08/26/12 21:26:17] Satoshi [146/516] has come upon yond [307/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:40:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/27/12 14:32:06] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:17:41 is added to his clock.
[08/27/12 21:45:34] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:56 towards level 61.
[08/28/12 02:26:54] mdwright [154/416] has challenged Satoshi [157/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:02 is added to mdwright's clock.
[08/28/12 10:31:03] DeLorean, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Satoshi [309/1764] have team battled Andorin, enCyde, and SeySayux [219/1126] and won! 1 day, 03:42:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/12 20:41:32] Wolf [1/3] has challenged Satoshi [59/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Wolf's clock.
[08/28/12 23:31:37] Satoshi [56/516] has challenged lipek [390/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/29/12 08:34:28] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:16 from level 61.
[08/30/12 03:38:05] nhandler [381/689] has challenged Satoshi [6/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:14:01 is removed from nhandler's clock.
[08/30/12 19:49:48] gchristensen, Slipyx, and Cenhinen [193/1580] have team battled Satoshi, Beavis, and Junaos [5/1608] and won! 0 days, 05:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/12 21:42:59] Satoshi [2/516] has come upon tmberg [520/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:31:09 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/31/12 01:56:54] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:50 towards level 61.
[09/02/12 23:37:42] Jade, Nofew, and yond [588/1763] have team battled Satoshi, Jareeta, and BlastHardcheese [1001/1975] and lost! 0 days, 22:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/12 03:18:07] KindOne [228/428] has come upon Satoshi [97/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:34 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/04/12 01:23:58] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:13 towards level 61.
[09/04/12 18:13:04] Satoshi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:10 from level 61.
[09/04/12 19:51:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 11:10:03 toward level 61.
[09/04/12 22:14:42] Satoshi [324/516] has come upon [dmp] [509/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:54 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/05/12 04:43:27] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:24 towards level 61.
[09/05/12 16:19:37] Satoshi [131/516] has challenged gecko [256/283] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/05/12 17:54:28] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:18:25 towards level 62.
[09/06/12 00:31:39] Satoshi was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:09:09 from level 62.
[09/06/12 17:13:47] confus3d [293/466] has come upon Satoshi [293/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:12 is removed from confus3d's clock.
[09/07/12 15:16:42] Satoshi [164/516] has come upon Fluttershy [46/578] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:33:04 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/08/12 18:50:29] Satoshi met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:59:06 from level 62.
[09/09/12 16:56:01] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:58:14 from level 62.
[09/10/12 00:13:22] Satoshi [499/516] has challenged Jade [260/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:28:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/10/12 02:02:24] Satoshi [198/516] has come upon XJR-9 [297/529] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:08:13 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/10/12 05:54:48] Satoshi [505/516] has come upon Alfie [291/509] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:16:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/10/12 09:35:25] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:49:59 from level 62.
[09/10/12 10:15:34] Satoshi [104/516] has challenged Dodo [307/321] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:27:01 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/11/12 13:21:38] Majak [87/484] has challenged Satoshi [216/516] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:36:49 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/11/12 19:23:00] Woo [377/1215] has challenged Satoshi [454/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:51 is added to Woo's clock.
[09/12/12 07:25:40] Satoshi [329/516] has challenged tann [343/480] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:21:47 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/13/12 20:21:27] tann [205/510] has challenged Satoshi [466/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to tann's clock.
[09/14/12 10:37:07] Vostok [354/553] has challenged Satoshi [14/528] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:19:14 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[09/15/12 07:44:40] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:46:41 towards level 62.
[09/15/12 09:08:36] Satoshi [404/528] has come upon Ttech [1040/1093] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:51:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/15/12 09:29:59] confus3d [321/466] has come upon Satoshi [170/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:29:00 is removed from confus3d's clock.
[09/15/12 15:54:44] Satoshi, suterismus, and Micha [834/1937] have team battled Babar, ElectRo, and NN2k [2134/2522] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/12 20:44:35] Plasmastar [175/761] has challenged Satoshi [376/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:20 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[09/16/12 07:27:23] Dj_Dexter, greycat, and wakeupscreaming [788/1708] have team battled simple, oldmankdude, and Satoshi [450/1620] and won! 0 days, 03:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/12 14:45:09] Satoshi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:05:07 from level 62.
[09/18/12 20:11:36] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:56:58 is added to his clock.
[09/19/12 19:07:50] Satoshi [466/528] has challenged nikoJ [471/531] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:53:38 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/20/12 21:14:03] Satoshi [197/528] has challenged Dj_Dexter [2/510] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:04:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/21/12 00:14:48] kenyon [389/895] has challenged Satoshi [492/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:19 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/21/12 07:16:27] Plasmastar [69/645] has challenged Satoshi [414/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:58 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[09/21/12 12:17:42] Satoshi [509/528] has challenged Dj_Dexter [246/510] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:32:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/21/12 12:17:42] In the fierce battle, Dj_Dexter dropped his level 30 tunic! Satoshi picks it up, tossing his old level 21 tunic to Dj_Dexter.
[09/21/12 21:12:21] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:04:04 from level 62.
[09/22/12 03:07:57] Satoshi [475/536] has come upon Cenhinen [430/749] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:51:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/23/12 05:36:34] Satoshi, LordFella, and NN2k [1081/1395] have team battled sasquatc4, noother, and AngryParsley [707/1728] and won! 0 days, 14:32:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/12 08:53:00] noother [30/684] has come upon Satoshi [213/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:45:42 is added to noother's clock.
[09/23/12 20:31:59] Zeman4323, Satoshi, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [923/1640] have team battled tmberg, Darius, and sbp [573/1678] and won! 0 days, 19:49:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/12 03:47:22] LordFella, Dj_Dexter, and swhitt [1444/1469] have team battled nosklo, Satoshi, and geekboi [231/2056] and won! 0 days, 07:09:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/12 23:44:41] Satoshi [329/536] has challenged Ttech [1005/1134] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:37:02 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/26/12 12:47:32] mamarley [441/638] has challenged Satoshi [468/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:49 is added to mamarley's clock.
[09/27/12 04:06:25] vegadark [702/886] has come upon Satoshi [7/536] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:35:39 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/28/12 11:08:18] dxrt, pwned, and Juggaloon [377/1986] have team battled swhitt, Satoshi, and exa [1482/1631] and lost! 0 days, 14:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/12 13:27:30] dxrt, tmberg, and Beavis [1492/2175] have team battled Satoshi, fancybone, and Karethoth [810/1291] and won! 4 days, 22:36:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/12 16:13:34] Majak [379/496] has come upon Satoshi [413/496] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:26:59 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/29/12 09:43:49] meh [187/272] has challenged Satoshi [203/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to meh's clock.
[09/29/12 11:02:31] dwfreed [221/738] has challenged Satoshi [159/496] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:54:13 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/29/12 21:11:30] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:39:09 towards level 62.
[09/30/12 05:06:31] exa [142/668] has challenged Satoshi [302/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:23 is added to exa's clock.
[09/30/12 22:32:01] Toagac, SeySayux, and Satoshi [776/1192] have team battled digitaldonk, oldmankdude, and Wolf [1022/1569] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/12 05:11:46] Kylu [209/1141] has challenged Satoshi [443/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:45:33 is added to Kylu's clock.
[10/01/12 17:44:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 9 days, 04:23:52 toward level 62.
[10/02/12 00:36:46] Satoshi [224/496] has come upon masklin [231/800] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:07:04 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/02/12 03:16:39] Satoshi [410/496] has challenged Vostok [472/568] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:37:39 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/03/12 14:32:04] Satoshi got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:57:17 from level 62.
[10/04/12 11:29:05] dxrt [603/754] has challenged Satoshi [180/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:55:21 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[10/04/12 13:29:35] Satoshi [129/496] has challenged Reaper [576/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:10:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/04/12 18:59:27] SpamMage [144/347] has challenged Satoshi [178/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[10/05/12 08:18:56] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:17:48 towards level 62.
[10/05/12 11:44:06] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:47 towards level 62.
[10/06/12 02:51:44] swhitt, Babar, jbest, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/12 18:55:53] confus3d, Hydrogenum, and Fluttershy [611/2132] have team battled Tabsy, Satoshi, and noother [1222/1797] and lost! 2 days, 19:01:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/12 02:51:26] Satoshi [263/496] has come upon Animal [71/765] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:34:09 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/08/12 15:52:14] Satoshi [263/496] has challenged raela [139/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:31:25 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/08/12 16:12:34] ||cw [182/404] has challenged Satoshi [120/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from ||cw's clock.
[10/08/12 23:54:02] Satoshi [358/496] has challenged davie [119/589] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:38:20 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/09/12 12:07:03] blizgerg, Satoshi, and King-Off-LTC [1211/1316] have team battled Juggaloon, meh, and Dodo [558/1497] and won! 0 days, 05:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/12 11:46:29] Satoshi, Grim, and [dmp] [1660/2081] have team battled kenyon, Minun, and pwned [1563/2142] and won! 0 days, 16:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/12 18:03:28] Dj_Dexter [490/530] has challenged Satoshi [143/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:39:55 is removed from Dj_Dexter's clock.
[10/13/12 01:17:51] Satoshi [115/496] has come upon Hydrogenum [138/824] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/12 10:17:55] Satoshi [134/496] has challenged yano [89/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:06 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/12 10:17:55] Satoshi has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:08:48 is added to yano's clock.
[10/13/12 17:19:29] Satoshi [281/496] has challenged avocado [34/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/14/12 02:21:31] Satoshi [299/496] has challenged davie [582/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/14/12 21:25:48] Satoshi [10/496] has challenged TheLonelyGod [53/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:46 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/15/12 16:37:38] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:05 towards level 62.
[10/17/12 09:55:27] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:18 towards level 62.
[10/17/12 18:24:07] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:42 towards level 62.
[10/18/12 12:57:29] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:43 towards level 62.
[10/18/12 17:28:24] Subcurrent [54/232] has challenged Satoshi [87/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Subcurrent's clock.
[10/18/12 18:03:49] Satoshi [254/496] has come upon lipek [545/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:12:59 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/19/12 16:25:47] Satoshi [391/500] has challenged Icedream [302/443] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:24:01 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/20/12 02:17:53] Satoshi [2/500] has come upon Yankee [747/803] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:20:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/20/12 06:34:49] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:32:53 towards level 63.
[10/20/12 09:20:25] Satoshi [154/500] has challenged jbroome [270/507] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:43:37 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/21/12 19:32:56] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:37 towards level 63.
[10/22/12 04:10:07] Satoshi, Animal, and Hans.Wurst [144/1667] have team battled vrillusions, rasputo, and Babar [1698/2199] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/12 08:17:55] Satoshi [301/500] has come upon Beavis [606/739] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:31:04 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/22/12 17:34:54] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:32:36 towards level 63.
[10/23/12 18:37:10] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:44:53 towards level 63.
[10/25/12 13:08:31] Satoshi [65/500] has come upon masklin [51/586] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:30:44 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/25/12 18:07:27] Satoshi fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Satoshi's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/12 13:45:26] Toagac, suterismus, and Ghostwolf [684/2047] have team battled Satoshi, Nofew, and Vostok [860/1692] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/12 19:11:27] Ghostwolf, pwned, and Cenhinen [204/1902] have team battled Andorin, Toagac, and Satoshi [1427/1430] and lost! 0 days, 19:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/12 23:12:22] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:27:53 towards level 63.
[11/08/12 18:23:10] Satoshi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:36:01 from level 63.
[11/09/12 01:08:35] DryRoastedPeanut [349/565] has challenged Satoshi [457/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:24 is added to DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[11/10/12 08:46:00] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:12:00 towards level 63.
[11/10/12 11:15:55] nosklo [437/576] has challenged Satoshi [471/498] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:12:56 is added to nosklo's clock.
[11/10/12 13:16:20] Satoshi [221/498] has challenged nicko [47/365] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:25:46 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/10/12 14:40:23] Satoshi, Kabaka, and Wolf [152/1641] have team battled Nolehte, Ciphohs5, and Hydrogenum [642/2054] and lost! 0 days, 19:46:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/12 19:48:02] Ciphohs5, Babar, and gowlin [74/1556] have team battled Animal, Satoshi, and Pshawie [195/1619] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/12 19:58:01] Satoshi [2/498] has come upon Mattycakes [275/375] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:36:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/12 11:57:59] Cameron_D [290/546] has come upon Satoshi [440/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:42 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/11/12 20:23:08] Satoshi [106/498] has challenged sniegol [346/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:18:08 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/12 23:57:19] zero_one [148/398] has challenged Satoshi [336/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to zero_one's clock.
[11/12/12 07:25:32] Ciphohs5 [227/438] has challenged Satoshi [491/498] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:19:19 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[11/13/12 13:32:14] Satoshi [402/498] has challenged neurospex [444/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:30:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/13/12 17:33:08] Ephur [37/837] has challenged Satoshi [62/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:04 is added to Ephur's clock.
[11/13/12 18:13:08] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:01:01 from level 63.
[11/13/12 23:07:42] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:43:10 towards level 63.
[11/14/12 01:01:54] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:32 towards level 63.
[11/14/12 05:25:08] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:09:27 towards level 63.
[11/14/12 12:06:35] Satoshi [231/498] has come upon oldmankdude [267/728] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:25:51 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/14/12 13:37:37] Satoshi [371/498] has challenged kenyon [455/962] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:21:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/14/12 23:47:40] dax [72/330] has challenged Satoshi [18/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:00 is removed from dax's clock.
[11/16/12 04:43:35] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:23 towards level 63.
[11/16/12 07:25:04] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:45 towards level 63.
[11/16/12 21:25:43] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:50:04 is added to his clock.
[11/17/12 02:49:21] Satoshi [47/498] has come upon Surfer [130/325] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:43:17 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/17/12 05:23:21] rasputo [119/404] has come upon Satoshi [313/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:48:14 is added to rasputo's clock.
[11/18/12 00:01:33] sniegol [491/552] has challenged Satoshi [388/498] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[11/18/12 17:53:29] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:24 towards level 63.
[11/18/12 22:01:49] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:28:18 from level 63.
[11/20/12 02:08:39] NN2k [345/416] has come upon Satoshi [286/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:35:58 is removed from NN2k's clock.
[11/20/12 03:01:44] Satoshi [17/498] has come upon DemosDemon [593/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:05:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/20/12 07:44:43] Satoshi [400/498] has come upon illuminata [85/390] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:23:34 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/20/12 13:29:00] MadHatter [24/324] has challenged Satoshi [419/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to MadHatter's clock.

[11/20/12 15:14:00] Satoshi, Slipyx, and XJR-9 [1050/1705] have team battled brentter, alexjs, and hawkeye [781/1413] and won! 1 day, 01:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/12 17:09:10] Satoshi [217/498] has come upon m0shbear [348/464] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:14:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/20/12 18:12:43] King-Off-LTC [263/364] has challenged Satoshi [145/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from King-Off-LTC's clock.
[11/21/12 02:14:27] Birdbones, Plasmastar, and DryRoastedPeanut [1520/1609] have team battled PriceChild, Satoshi, and idleOne [169/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:22:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/12 05:38:16] Minun [388/550] has challenged Satoshi [82/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from Minun's clock.
[11/21/12 11:09:39] Satoshi found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:10:14 towards level 63.
[11/21/12 17:16:05] idleOne [336/637] has challenged Satoshi [418/498] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:09:00 is added to idleOne's clock.
[11/22/12 03:58:40] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:56 towards level 63.
[11/24/12 09:07:54] Satoshi [433/498] has come upon charitwo [296/667] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:44:39 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/24/12 14:46:50] Satoshi [447/498] has come upon SCSi [94/477] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:34:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/24/12 19:59:27] MONITOR_BOT, DryRoastedPeanut, Satoshi, and NN2k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/12 21:37:09] Satoshi [155/498] has come upon sjefen6 [432/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:23 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/25/12 12:00:05] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:41 towards level 63.
[11/26/12 07:03:51] Satoshi, oldmankdude, and Majak [144/1712] have team battled MadHatter, gipyelrah, and s1amson [587/1765] and lost! 0 days, 23:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/12 11:42:08] Satoshi [34/498] has challenged ruan [694/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/26/12 16:31:24] Satoshi [183/498] has come upon hawkeye [236/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/27/12 22:50:18] Satoshi [311/498] has challenged tann [219/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:48:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/28/12 00:23:53] Satoshi [319/498] has come upon Minun [62/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:20:41 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/28/12 08:37:53] Satoshi [305/498] has come upon Birdbones [31/293] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:03 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/28/12 11:13:30] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:58 towards level 63.
[11/29/12 21:21:25] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:04:54 is added to his clock.
[11/30/12 07:12:46] Positive [3/291] has challenged Satoshi [259/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Positive's clock.
[11/30/12 21:55:21] MONITOR_BOT [370/404] has challenged Satoshi [149/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from MONITOR_BOT's clock.
[12/01/12 08:11:44] Satoshi [2/498] has challenged code_slinger [222/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:58:49 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/01/12 10:12:12] s1amson [29/528] has challenged Satoshi [379/498] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:35:44 is added to s1amson's clock.
[12/02/12 17:28:17] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:42 towards level 63.
[12/05/12 05:13:00] Satoshi [45/498] has come upon zhaofeng [197/252] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/06/12 20:28:13] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:32 towards level 63.
[12/07/12 09:15:21] beatysees, vrillusions, and Satoshi [1017/1675] have team battled tann, kork, and Lenny [1419/1769] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/12 15:50:47] Killerkid, Satoshi, and charitwo [811/1490] have team battled sasaniak, hawk, and kenyon [107/2494] and won! 0 days, 03:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/12 19:36:15] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:12 towards level 63.
[12/09/12 20:52:14] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:23:44 is added to his clock.
[12/10/12 05:06:26] beatysees [12/233] has challenged Satoshi [49/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to beatysees's clock.
[12/10/12 05:49:18] felipe, Grim, and Tanuki [891/1715] have team battled Goldman82, Simon, and Satoshi [549/1244] and won! 0 days, 03:04:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/12 07:09:25] Satoshi [24/738] has challenged allo [717/745] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/12 11:16:17] AngryParsley [192/436] has challenged Satoshi [367/738] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:33:57 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/14/12 21:17:25] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:30:00 towards level 64.
[12/15/12 21:00:35] ReNDoM [369/650] has challenged Satoshi [552/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:02 is added to ReNDoM's clock.
[12/16/12 11:03:35] Satoshi [224/738] has challenged unicoder [199/395] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:44:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/17/12 13:30:07] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:19:32 towards level 64.
[12/17/12 22:08:54] Satoshi, GyrosGeior, and ElectRo [1653/2670] have team battled Smoovious, XJR-9, and Oxe [459/1354] and won! 1 day, 15:02:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/12 23:21:11] charitwo, wakeupscreaming, and Arcane [204/1758] have team battled blizgerg, Satoshi, and Killerkid [1423/1784] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/12 00:17:25] Satoshi [243/738] has challenged Oldiesmann [55/625] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:55:01 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/19/12 10:52:02] DarkSiL [393/484] has come upon Satoshi [187/738] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:40:38 is removed from DarkSiL's clock.
[12/22/12 01:40:07] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:32:42 towards level 64.
[12/23/12 18:59:44] Satoshi [348/738] has come upon MONITOR_BOT [124/399] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:49:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/24/12 18:49:36] Satoshi [271/738] has challenged LordFella [109/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:01:38 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/25/12 09:54:15] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:54 towards level 64.
[12/25/12 12:55:47] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:39:41 from level 64.
[12/25/12 15:54:20] Satoshi [207/738] has challenged Simon [239/358] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:31:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/25/12 18:24:33] Satoshi [696/738] has come upon sasaniak [441/694] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:29:53 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/27/12 15:54:31] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:25 towards level 64.
[12/28/12 20:46:53] Satoshi EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:52 from level 64.
[12/29/12 12:15:16] Reaper [769/843] has challenged Satoshi [257/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:29:08 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[12/30/12 18:54:00] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:40 towards level 64.
[12/31/12 07:50:19] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:14 towards level 64.
[01/01/13 23:36:51] Satoshi [302/738] has challenged Kabaka [148/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:09:28 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/02/13 03:37:48] DeLorean [40/640] has challenged Satoshi [137/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:48 is added to DeLorean's clock.
[01/07/13 01:04:56] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:29 from level 64.
[01/07/13 19:35:46] Satoshi set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:56 from level 64.
[01/08/13 02:17:37] Satoshi [267/738] has come upon Animal [645/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:28:49 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/08/13 23:26:22] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:55 towards level 64.
[01/09/13 14:24:50] Satoshi [344/738] has come upon Str1ngS [710/917] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:38 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/13 16:23:11] Satoshi [630/738] has challenged Majak [535/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:59:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/12/13 14:58:48] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:57:25 from level 64.
[01/12/13 15:20:32] Satoshi [479/738] has come upon null [14/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/12/13 16:05:46] Satoshi [76/738] has come upon Synergist [215/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:42:37 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/13/13 02:57:56] Satoshi [57/738] has come upon Trienish [246/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:23:43 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/14/13 05:07:38] Satoshi [114/738] has come upon Majak [138/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:22:03 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/14/13 05:46:21] Satoshi [544/738] has come upon morph [19/243] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:55 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/16/13 04:02:26] Satoshi [56/738] has challenged masklin [134/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:49 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/16/13 08:34:00] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:23 towards level 64.
[01/17/13 05:59:51] Satoshi, meeech, and Gizmokid2005 [1568/1604] have team battled SpamMage, m0shbear, and jbest [1669/1683] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/13 09:23:03] Satoshi [383/748] has challenged Jareeta [161/1005] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/17/13 22:45:17] morph [260/319] has challenged Satoshi [310/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to morph's clock.
[01/17/13 23:41:23] meeech [48/241] has challenged Satoshi [14/748] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:00 is removed from meeech's clock.
[01/19/13 00:40:27] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:49:44 is added to his clock.
[01/20/13 01:26:25] jbest [12/445] has challenged Satoshi [48/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:09 is added to jbest's clock.
[01/21/13 01:21:29] nightcinder [49/54] has challenged Satoshi [56/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to nightcinder's clock.
[01/21/13 06:41:19] Satoshi [566/748] has come upon Plasmastar [477/660] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:57:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/23/13 05:31:18] Echo [66/155] has challenged Satoshi [141/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Echo's clock.
[01/24/13 01:11:42] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:10:34 from level 65.
[01/24/13 08:44:39] Raccoon [261/323] has challenged Satoshi [739/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Raccoon's clock.
[01/24/13 17:18:26] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:40:57 towards level 65.
[01/25/13 11:07:28] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:59 towards level 65.
[01/25/13 14:46:29] davidfg4 [112/166] has challenged Satoshi [364/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[01/27/13 02:10:50] Satoshi [386/748] has challenged zg [99/104] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:42:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/27/13 08:02:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 11 days, 03:06:06 toward level 65.
[01/28/13 15:44:06] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:49:37 from level 65.
[01/30/13 05:05:47] SCSi [127/595] has come upon Satoshi [354/748] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:39:23 is added to SCSi's clock.
[01/30/13 12:18:28] Satoshi saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:53 from level 65.
[01/31/13 15:19:19] Satoshi found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:04 towards level 65.
[01/31/13 22:20:50] Sir_Lemming [62/279] has challenged Satoshi [120/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/02/13 02:18:36] s1amson [137/434] has come upon Satoshi [210/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:35:40 is added to s1amson's clock.
[02/04/13 13:12:56] rasputo, Ttech, and XJR-9 [1256/2053] have team battled raela, [dmp], and Satoshi [2034/2084] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/13 21:32:28] link, zero_one, and exa [602/1377] have team battled code_slinger, Gizmokid2005, and Satoshi [1410/2161] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/13 21:55:37] Satoshi [631/748] has come upon ReNDoM [522/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:01:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/06/13 13:04:49] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:39 towards level 65.
[02/06/13 17:52:50] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:17 from level 65.
[02/07/13 13:21:13] Satoshi [371/743] has come upon ChiefRA [420/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:18:33 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/16/13 06:26:14] Satoshi [344/743] has come upon heqs [312/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:55 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/18/13 09:27:03] Satoshi [541/743] has challenged Tenorman [415/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:30:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/19/13 05:04:49] Doc [22/51] has challenged Satoshi [369/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Doc's clock.
[02/19/13 06:07:07] SpamMage, Satoshi, and ruan [413/2115] have team battled vegadark, amasawa, and heqs [426/1528] and lost! 1 day, 03:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/13 17:35:24] Satoshi [548/743] has challenged Prometheus [228/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:11:03 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/19/13 17:41:53] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:43 towards level 65.
[02/19/13 19:03:06] Satoshi [275/743] has come upon Lenny [482/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:54:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/20/13 01:37:31] Satoshi [343/743] has challenged Cameron_D [885/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/20/13 17:33:20] Nayru [153/322] has challenged Satoshi [400/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Nayru's clock.
[02/20/13 20:42:20] amazing [4/685] has challenged Satoshi [31/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:50 is added to amazing's clock.
[02/21/13 05:01:45] Animal, truffles, and Smoovious [406/1949] have team battled rmbell.the.great, sid-1, and Satoshi [372/1629] and won! 0 days, 14:41:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/13 05:04:31] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:51 from level 65.
[02/22/13 20:54:46] Satoshi [86/743] has challenged Smoovious [592/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:23 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/23/13 11:06:00] jmaugue, Satoshi, and kenyon [1650/2196] have team battled Tenorman, noother, and Cameron_D [1591/2323] and won! 0 days, 18:05:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/13 10:27:01] PriceChild [527/935] has come upon Satoshi [44/743] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:17:44 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[02/25/13 12:52:23] Satoshi [611/743] has come upon Jareeta [464/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:23:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/25/13 12:52:23] Satoshi has dealt Jareeta a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:21:49 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[02/26/13 09:06:39] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:20:36 from level 65.
[02/26/13 09:59:38] desspugne [6/294] has challenged Satoshi [427/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to desspugne's clock.
[02/27/13 03:10:21] Satoshi [694/743] has come upon Tael [254/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:31:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/27/13 17:33:04] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:50:10 is added to his clock.
[02/27/13 18:47:33] EugeneKay, Vostok, and Satoshi [221/1670] have team battled iunruh, Nayru, and DemosDemon [1357/1543] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/13 03:37:18] beatysees, DryRoastedPeanut, and naori [372/1997] have team battled Satoshi, Str1ngS, and [dmp] [2034/2343] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/13 10:29:31] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:50 towards level 65.
[02/28/13 13:30:18] Satoshi [227/743] has challenged EugeneKay [201/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:45 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/28/13 14:46:15] Prometheus, Animal, and Neal [1288/1551] have team battled Satoshi, dxrt, and Syloq [50/2126] and won! 0 days, 05:35:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/13 16:24:27] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:39:03 is added to his clock.
[02/28/13 23:56:49] Vostok [590/604] has challenged Satoshi [568/743] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[03/01/13 19:55:06] Maple-Chestnut, RansomTime, and Satoshi [1296/1362] have team battled talso, TheWing, and Grim [1217/1854] and won! 0 days, 01:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/13 22:28:03] Satoshi [499/743] has challenged jmaugue [107/488] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/05/13 02:46:26] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:58:58 from level 66.
[03/06/13 13:07:20] Satoshi [237/743] has challenged iunruh [250/481] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:07:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/07/13 01:32:12] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:30:05 towards level 66.
[03/07/13 09:12:38] Satoshi [527/743] has challenged code_slinger [302/677] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:12:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/07/13 13:07:04] Oxe, MetaNova, and Alfie [431/1399] have team battled Beavis, AngryParsley, and Satoshi [1068/1982] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/13 18:26:43] Satoshi [110/743] has come upon PriceChild [839/935] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:16:17 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/07/13 22:11:50] TheWing, vegadark, and woonack [2186/2553] have team battled illuminata, Satoshi, and [dmp] [930/1783] and won! 4 days, 13:06:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/13 02:53:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 10:34:07 from level 66.
[03/08/13 22:04:24] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:17:18 towards level 66.
[03/09/13 01:13:44] Gerardon [187/514] has come upon Satoshi [145/743] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:14 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[03/09/13 03:13:47] Satoshi [387/743] has come upon hawk [143/838] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:22:09 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/09/13 04:24:13] robot [111/391] has challenged Satoshi [161/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:56 is added to robot's clock.
[03/10/13 04:26:17] dwfreed [128/767] has challenged Satoshi [197/743] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:55:21 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/10/13 07:50:02] Satoshi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:40:29 from level 66.
[03/10/13 11:27:53] rasputo [30/369] has challenged Satoshi [50/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:44 is added to rasputo's clock.
[03/10/13 14:33:50] Nayru [118/369] has come upon Satoshi [218/743] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:02 is added to Nayru's clock.
[03/10/13 14:56:12] Satoshi [215/743] has come upon nitzer [94/473] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:18:03 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/10/13 19:27:56] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:09:06 is added to his clock.
[03/11/13 21:27:01] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/13 05:56:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 03:41:25 toward level 66.
[03/15/13 00:54:12] Satoshi [68/747] has challenged beatysees [239/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:19:03 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/17/13 19:10:13] Kabaka [417/613] has challenged Satoshi [473/747] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:18:13 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[03/17/13 23:57:18] Satoshi found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:18 towards level 66.
[03/18/13 16:57:30] Killerkid [552/573] has come upon Satoshi [707/747] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:37:37 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/18/13 18:36:01] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:33:07 towards level 66.
[03/19/13 03:18:11] Satoshi [33/747] has challenged Syloq [275/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:02:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/19/13 16:58:12] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:14:18 is added to his clock.
[03/19/13 19:22:13] Zett [328/576] has challenged Satoshi [557/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:36 is added to Zett's clock.
[03/20/13 17:27:36] Satoshi [478/747] has challenged Darky [58/319] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:43:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/21/13 00:32:17] Plasmastar, amazing, and Satoshi [275/2073] have team battled raela, marc-etienne, and [dmp] [952/1908] and lost! 3 days, 23:37:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/13 05:22:26] Sir_Lemming [114/317] has challenged Satoshi [729/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/21/13 12:39:29] brendan [119/330] has come upon Satoshi [675/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/21/13 20:17:54] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 10:52:55 is added to his clock.
[03/21/13 23:35:09] Satoshi [70/747] has challenged XJR-9 [11/400] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:23:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/22/13 17:40:46] Satoshi [285/747] has come upon iunruh [22/490] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:11:35 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/23/13 04:43:56] Satoshi stole Majak's level 69 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 24 pair of gloves behind, which Majak then takes.
[03/23/13 16:02:05] vibhav, tiwake, and Ttech [711/2094] have team battled Satoshi, illuminata, and kenyon [1986/2146] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/13 16:38:59] Satoshi found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:00:26 towards level 66.
[03/23/13 21:00:06] amazing [59/647] has come upon Satoshi [478/787] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:15:29 is added to amazing's clock.
[03/23/13 22:25:52] Satoshi [560/787] has come upon allo [213/781] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:30:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/26/13 03:00:31] MetaNova [37/573] has challenged Satoshi [3/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:40:04 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/26/13 10:19:42] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:48 towards level 66.
[03/26/13 13:16:21] Satoshi, Babar, and m0shbear [1964/2297] have team battled jbroome, cirdan, and blind [2267/2471] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/13 21:35:21] elf [1/3] has challenged Satoshi [630/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to elf's clock.
[03/27/13 09:35:52] idisjunction [32/35] has challenged Satoshi [89/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/13 13:08:51] Killerkid [94/573] has challenged Satoshi [500/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:00:25 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/28/13 02:58:27] Satoshi [532/787] has come upon LikeLakers2 [185/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/28/13 09:29:22] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:00 from level 66.
[03/28/13 21:13:27] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:09 towards level 66.
[03/31/13 04:45:50] Jewbaca [157/214] has challenged Satoshi [559/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Jewbaca's clock.
[04/01/13 05:36:48] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:12:52 is added to his clock.
[04/01/13 11:33:23] idisjunction [303/331] has challenged Satoshi [588/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/04/13 05:21:10] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:10:58 is added to his clock.
[04/04/13 12:02:29] avocado, Satoshi, and AngryParsley [1040/1964] have team battled Ephur, paysties, and Syloq [1316/2002] and lost! 1 day, 10:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/13 11:23:37] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:54 towards level 66.
[04/05/13 16:06:58] Satoshi [138/787] has challenged Birdbones [242/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:28 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/18/13 01:53:48] Obelisk, truffles, and tsh [378/1504] have team battled joshz, Satoshi, and Weedle [105/1613] and won! 0 days, 00:24:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/13 13:59:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 17:30:17 toward level 66.
[04/19/13 02:05:52] jawshoeah, beatysees, and Loreley [113/1266] have team battled Satoshi, SeySayux, and ElectRo [1681/2606] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/13 13:49:36] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:44 towards level 66.
[04/19/13 18:15:16] m0shbear, Satoshi, and joshz [1534/1933] have team battled greycat, SimonTam, and charitwo [218/1654] and won! 0 days, 03:22:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/13 20:07:07] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:25:04 is added to his clock.
[04/20/13 15:00:55] filinep [57/393] has challenged Satoshi [770/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to filinep's clock.
[04/21/13 14:51:35] SeySayux [326/520] has challenged Satoshi [479/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:07 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[04/22/13 01:54:50] Pici [43/1043] has challenged Satoshi [600/787] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:22:51 is added to Pici's clock.
[04/22/13 11:22:00] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:46 towards level 66.
[04/23/13 11:04:18] Satoshi [558/787] has challenged Jewbaca [78/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/23/13 12:21:15] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:26:09 is added to his clock.
[04/23/13 22:50:34] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:49 from level 66.
[04/24/13 08:32:26] Glynix [225/258] has challenged Satoshi [772/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Glynix's clock.
[04/25/13 17:34:01] zbart, Loreley, m0shbear, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/13 18:19:28] sjefen6 [202/501] has challenged Satoshi [278/787] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:14:46 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/26/13 18:55:14] Satoshi [468/787] has come upon charitwo [407/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:49:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/27/13 07:16:03] Satoshi [507/787] has come upon DrLuke [47/223] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/27/13 11:46:02] Satoshi [63/787] has come upon bairyn [130/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/27/13 18:03:42] Cameron_D [139/924] has come upon Satoshi [42/787] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:30:46 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[04/28/13 19:58:10] Satoshi [521/787] has challenged woonack [485/1221] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/29/13 13:45:23] Satoshi [693/787] has challenged keeper_c [1171/1293] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:02:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/30/13 02:56:07] io [283/335] has come upon Satoshi [482/787] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:31:36 is added to io's clock.
[05/01/13 05:20:43] Satoshi [737/787] has come upon Reaper [737/848] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:06:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/01/13 08:58:53] Satoshi [503/787] has challenged woonack [520/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:35:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/01/13 21:45:49] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:59:24 towards level 67.
[05/02/13 00:19:02] Ciphohs5 [59/446] has challenged Satoshi [425/787] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[05/02/13 09:06:22] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:49:13 from level 67.
[05/02/13 11:06:44] pekster [255/523] has challenged Satoshi [144/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:55 is removed from pekster's clock.
[05/02/13 22:09:59] Satoshi [135/787] has challenged BlastHardcheese [329/549] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:16:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/02/13 23:10:19] Satoshi [364/787] has challenged yano [293/850] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:27:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/03/13 10:23:31] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:41:37 towards level 67.
[05/03/13 19:51:30] zero_one, LordFella, geekboi, and Satoshi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/13 22:07:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 10 days, 07:55:54 toward level 67.
[05/06/13 01:29:59] Obelisk [38/296] has challenged Satoshi [178/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Obelisk's clock.
[05/06/13 06:42:06] NN2k [16/439] has challenged Satoshi [359/787] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:14:14 is added to NN2k's clock.
[05/06/13 19:34:01] wakeupscreaming [788/1048] has come upon Satoshi [635/787] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:34:35 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[05/07/13 12:03:46] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:01 towards level 67.
[05/08/13 05:54:59] BlastHardcheese [49/549] has challenged Satoshi [768/787] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:29:56 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[05/08/13 17:39:20] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:44:38 is added to his clock.
[05/09/13 03:32:58] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:43:48 is added to his clock.
[05/10/13 09:03:42] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:16 towards level 67.
[05/11/13 01:31:37] Satoshi [29/791] has challenged Sheudecai [135/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:33:13 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/11/13 11:16:38] RedW [237/312] has challenged Satoshi [168/791] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from RedW's clock.
[05/13/13 09:14:44] hawk, felipe, and Grim [2031/2183] have team battled Satoshi, HackUCF, and neurospex [568/2099] and won! 0 days, 09:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/13 20:36:25] MetaNova [388/506] has challenged Satoshi [3/791] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/15/13 09:18:08] Satoshi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:04 from level 67.
[05/15/13 11:36:05] sigv [34/87] has challenged Satoshi [425/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to sigv's clock.
[05/16/13 14:59:20] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:28:42 is added to his clock.
[05/17/13 04:05:43] seek [423/769] has challenged Satoshi [438/791] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:33:36 is added to seek's clock.
[05/17/13 07:17:13] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:54:54 towards level 67.
[05/17/13 18:52:15] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:14:29 towards level 67.
[05/19/13 02:14:42] Satoshi [716/791] has challenged JoseeAntonioR [302/316] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:11:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/19/13 05:15:14] code_slinger [416/894] has challenged Satoshi [256/791] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:46:56 is removed from code_slinger's clock.
[05/19/13 17:17:35] jmaugue [312/451] has challenged Satoshi [429/791] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:12:48 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[05/23/13 00:43:20] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:06:16 from level 67.
[05/23/13 04:57:03] weatheredwatcher [102/110] has challenged Satoshi [18/791] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:46 is removed from weatheredwatcher's clock.
[05/23/13 10:45:02] vegadark [217/865] has challenged Satoshi [790/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:04 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/23/13 12:51:21] filinep [151/513] has challenged Satoshi [244/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to filinep's clock.
[05/23/13 20:47:12] Toagac [0/682] has challenged Satoshi [246/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:46 is added to Toagac's clock.
[05/24/13 09:44:59] Satoshi [390/791] has come upon filinep [164/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:02:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/25/13 09:21:02] Sheudecai, meeech, Satoshi, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/13 04:46:21] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:32:37 is added to his clock.
[05/28/13 15:38:05] Satoshi [129/791] has come upon Danthemandoo [70/85] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:11:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/29/13 06:06:48] Satoshi [367/791] has challenged brendan [2/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:04:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/29/13 11:07:50] Satoshi [452/791] has challenged talso [71/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:17:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/30/13 23:15:53] code_slinger [8/894] has challenged Satoshi [258/791] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:43:00 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[05/31/13 04:30:50] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:46 towards level 67.
[05/31/13 07:18:22] Satoshi [507/791] has come upon nicko [386/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/31/13 08:54:28] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:51 towards level 67.
[05/31/13 11:12:10] sigv, gipyelrah, and Satoshi [247/1961] have team battled Sheudecai, Trienish, and Skidel [413/1513] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/13 16:45:57] Darky, io, and Loreley [1091/1351] have team battled Trienish, Satoshi, and rmbell.the.great [667/2245] and won! 0 days, 17:38:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/13 13:37:07] Smoovious [65/748] has challenged Satoshi [779/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:14 is added to Smoovious's clock.
[06/09/13 14:52:37] Satoshi [77/791] has come upon mamarley [171/556] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:51 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/10/13 05:44:19] Satoshi, Neal, and Smoovious [1394/2078] have team battled slack, Str1ngS, and Nofew [264/1692] and won! 0 days, 11:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/13 13:41:36] Satoshi [562/791] has challenged Zett [210/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/11/13 15:15:33] Satoshi [5/791] has come upon Prometheus [172/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:22 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/11/13 21:12:39] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:58:38 is added to his clock.
[06/13/13 01:55:57] tann [227/496] has come upon Satoshi [95/791] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:50:21 is removed from tann's clock.
[06/13/13 09:39:24] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:57 from level 67.
[06/14/13 17:05:17] charitwo [296/499] has challenged Satoshi [123/791] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:51:05 is removed from charitwo's clock.

[06/14/13 20:05:56] idleOne [239/695] has challenged Satoshi [404/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:05 is added to idleOne's clock.
[06/15/13 07:10:40] Zett, pekster, and Krim [627/1228] have team battled Symmetry, Ladon, and Satoshi [510/1307] and won! 0 days, 00:09:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/13 20:17:41] Lightstalker [41/118] has come upon Satoshi [259/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:57 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[06/16/13 22:13:33] cudaman73 [8/12] has challenged Satoshi [139/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[06/17/13 11:45:01] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:07 towards level 67.
[06/18/13 09:29:28] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:38 towards level 67.
[06/19/13 13:29:04] MontyZuma [53/420] has challenged Satoshi [195/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[07/02/13 00:57:59] Satoshi [380/791] has challenged grooverider [119/629] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:55:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/02/13 01:58:11] Nofew [88/434] has challenged Satoshi [671/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:07:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/02/13 03:43:38] DemosDemon, preflex, and pants [741/1391] have team battled mamarley, jbroome, and Satoshi [27/1997] and won! 0 days, 00:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/13 09:35:25] nitzer, Hans.Wurst, and Satoshi [1558/1622] have team battled RainbowDashh, Spazturtle, and Animal [398/1474] and won! 0 days, 11:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/13 21:34:26] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:10 towards level 67.
[07/04/13 02:45:40] woonack, redstrike, and Lenny [1282/2556] have team battled D4CH_RPi, Satoshi, and neurospex [187/2083] and won! 0 days, 04:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/13 04:02:50] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:06 towards level 67.
[07/04/13 05:24:22] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:55 towards level 67.
[07/04/13 22:10:02] Satoshi [213/791] has come upon m0shbear [596/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/08/13 02:09:10] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:52:15 is added to his clock.
[07/08/13 14:11:07] vegadark [612/860] has challenged Satoshi [572/791] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:59 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/09/13 00:50:00] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:53 towards level 67.
[07/09/13 01:51:52] mamarley, lolwut, and Preaux [243/1590] have team battled we6jbo, rmbell.the.great, and Satoshi [1493/1819] and lost! 0 days, 13:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/13 12:25:47] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:54 towards level 67.
[07/10/13 15:30:32] allo, Ttech, and Satoshi [2635/2777] have team battled kork, Vostok, and rmbell.the.great [903/1516] and won! 0 days, 06:07:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/13 20:18:50] tmberg [532/563] has challenged Satoshi [595/791] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:51:10 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/11/13 02:06:01] D4CH_RPi, Satoshi, and Vostok [1452/1739] have team battled Sparticus, Spazturtle, and Mateusz [594/1941] and won! 0 days, 07:32:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/13 00:12:22] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:36 towards level 67.
[07/14/13 22:22:24] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:32 towards level 67.
[07/15/13 16:44:19] Satoshi [344/791] has challenged IdleBot [293/1454] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:48:00 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/16/13 22:51:20] Satoshi [219/791] has challenged allo [161/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:35 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/17/13 01:10:49] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:19:55 is added to his clock.
[07/17/13 06:22:52] Satoshi [611/791] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [660/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:26 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/17/13 16:55:19] Cameron_D [784/968] has challenged Satoshi [700/791] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:09:24 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/17/13 21:56:27] Satoshi [265/791] has challenged Preaux [401/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:28 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/18/13 01:13:02] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:23 towards level 67.
[07/18/13 19:01:01] Satoshi [235/791] has challenged Ephod [538/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/19/13 05:01:34] pants, sasaniak, ahmiq, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/13 09:26:32] Satoshi [400/791] has challenged Majak [344/445] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:45 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/19/13 11:20:34] Satoshi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:01:06 from level 68.
[07/19/13 20:16:26] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:57:10 towards level 68.
[07/24/13 21:34:31] Satoshi [449/791] has challenged Skidel [93/432] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:20:06 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/24/13 21:59:45] Satoshi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:53:50 from level 68.
[07/25/13 05:37:47] Skidel [52/432] has challenged Satoshi [440/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Skidel's clock.
[07/25/13 06:38:45] zbart, mthw, and nyislanders2121 [986/1600] have team battled BlastHardcheese, MetaNova, and Satoshi [1726/1886] and lost! 0 days, 06:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/13 09:55:38] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:36:48 towards level 68.
[07/26/13 21:36:24] Satoshi [654/791] has come upon AngryParsley [176/528] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:54:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/26/13 23:04:10] Satoshi [121/791] has come upon elf [286/755] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:45:37 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/27/13 14:17:46] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 08:15:41 is added to his clock.
[07/27/13 17:50:06] Satoshi [231/791] has challenged sp1ga [404/408] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:28:05 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/27/13 20:20:36] Hydrogenum, Grim, and jbroome [2273/2744] have team battled CornFly, Satoshi, and Killerkid [624/1567] and won! 2 days, 12:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/13 12:58:07] Satoshi [690/791] has come upon rmbell.the.great [110/696] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:26:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/29/13 03:10:23] Satoshi [699/791] has come upon Cenhinen [191/748] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:12:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/29/13 05:38:52] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:44 towards level 68.
[07/29/13 05:58:11] Satoshi [525/791] has challenged Sir_Lemming [116/323] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:49:48 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/30/13 14:04:31] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:46:46 is added to his clock.
[07/30/13 23:26:23] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:26 towards level 68.
[07/31/13 17:29:18] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:38:36 towards level 68.
[08/01/13 04:09:25] talso, suterismus, and Satoshi [37/2657] have team battled Prometheus, Cameron_D, and Sheudecai [1803/2217] and lost! 1 day, 02:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/13 12:39:35] dwfreed [273/1075] has come upon Satoshi [457/791] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:24:15 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/02/13 03:02:51] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:25:23 from level 68.
[08/02/13 03:46:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 00:47:13 from level 68.
[08/02/13 13:15:21] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:13 towards level 68.
[08/02/13 16:52:20] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:31 towards level 68.
[08/02/13 17:59:00] Satoshi [319/791] has come upon kitsune [235/306] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:39:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/03/13 02:25:20] Sheudecai [281/456] has challenged Satoshi [305/791] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:29:48 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[08/03/13 04:25:46] Satoshi [634/791] has challenged SeySayux [207/415] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:19:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/04/13 02:00:56] Killerkid [40/577] has challenged Satoshi [777/791] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/04/13 17:45:31] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:56:35 towards level 68.
[08/04/13 21:35:23] Satoshi [491/791] has challenged charitwo [111/489] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:00:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/05/13 14:10:10] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:36 towards level 68.
[08/06/13 10:55:55] yond, Disori, and Chenzw [1592/1595] have team battled sjefen6, Satoshi, and suterismus [2229/2488] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/13 03:34:18] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:25:28 from level 68.
[08/07/13 10:24:46] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:46:56 is added to his clock.
[08/07/13 16:27:10] Ulrich [0/12] has challenged Satoshi [643/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[08/07/13 21:22:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 12:54:27 from level 68.
[08/08/13 21:33:34] pants [125/376] has challenged Satoshi [35/791] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/09/13 02:01:57] Weedle, Satoshi, and Neal [265/1903] have team battled Sheudecai, pants, and Cenhinen [87/1551] and won! 1 day, 07:31:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/13 07:59:50] Satoshi [188/791] has challenged Spazturtle [80/450] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:48:46 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/10/13 06:41:53] Sparticus [171/894] has challenged Satoshi [412/791] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[08/10/13 21:29:44] dav1d [363/407] has challenged Satoshi [759/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to dav1d's clock.
[08/11/13 08:10:58] truffles [160/594] has challenged Satoshi [335/791] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:03:03 is added to truffles's clock.
[08/15/13 06:32:41] Satoshi [400/791] has challenged pekster [109/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/15/13 15:43:08] nyislanders2121 [492/875] has come upon Satoshi [723/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:08 is added to nyislanders2121's clock.
[08/16/13 11:39:26] masklin [282/566] has challenged Satoshi [36/791] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:36:33 is removed from masklin's clock.
[08/17/13 05:17:43] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:55 towards level 68.
[08/17/13 08:56:40] Satoshi [633/791] has come upon csalazar [21/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:00:46 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/18/13 04:19:12] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:18 from level 68.
[08/18/13 14:38:44] Avon [0/193] has challenged Satoshi [539/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Avon's clock.
[08/18/13 18:25:12] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:22 from level 68.
[08/19/13 00:18:39] Plexis1241 [10/47] has challenged Satoshi [176/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to Plexis1241's clock.
[08/19/13 12:31:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 23:29:18 toward level 68.
[08/19/13 19:26:29] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:38 towards level 68.
[08/19/13 19:31:36] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:38:23 is added to his clock.
[08/20/13 06:43:32] Gerardon, Squid_Tamer, and ryushe [532/1667] have team battled [dmp], Satoshi, and Kevin [1366/2026] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 16:44:20] Hax [153/223] has challenged Satoshi [332/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Hax's clock.
[08/21/13 03:04:54] Satoshi [103/791] has challenged brendan [644/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/22/13 19:53:42] Satoshi [595/791] has challenged allo [322/825] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/27/13 03:13:06] preflex, Satoshi, and SCSi [114/1934] have team battled naori, milo64, and Gerardon [720/1787] and lost! 2 days, 05:52:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/13 11:46:08] sjefen6 [73/486] has challenged Satoshi [124/791] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:36:07 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[08/29/13 09:32:30] RLabs, SCSi, and Satoshi [588/2012] have team battled ccx, Avon, and neurospex [786/1656] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/13 12:40:04] Satoshi [518/791] has come upon talso [428/688] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:41:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/30/13 13:58:10] Satoshi [505/791] has challenged Killerkid [476/580] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:54:35 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/30/13 16:23:53] Satoshi [598/791] has come upon tmberg [423/571] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:20:44 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/30/13 16:23:53] Satoshi has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 6 days, 22:57:58 is added to tmberg's clock.
[08/31/13 16:11:52] Satoshi [636/791] has come upon Jareeta [946/1026] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:54:05 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/02/13 07:00:09] Str1ngS, junktext, and tann [1206/1240] have team battled Satoshi, yano, and Sir_Lemming [84/1964] and won! 0 days, 00:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/13 10:26:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 21:45:22 from level 69.
[09/04/13 09:15:45] jmaugue [330/552] has come upon Satoshi [732/791] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:18:41 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[09/04/13 20:16:41] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:15:13 towards level 69.
[09/04/13 20:27:46] Satoshi [468/791] has challenged mthw [91/428] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:24:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/04/13 20:27:46] Satoshi has dealt mthw a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:43:55 is added to mthw's clock.
[09/05/13 13:31:45] Satoshi [558/791] has challenged Hydrogenum [759/964] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:34:06 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/05/13 23:52:05] Darky, TauPan, and woonack [834/2052] have team battled Satoshi, gipyelrah, and cirdan [931/2685] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/13 13:27:09] Satoshi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Satoshi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/13 18:58:46] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:07 towards level 69.
[09/07/13 14:41:52] Odd, jose, and Yankee [1305/1583] have team battled Munchington, Furry, and Satoshi [1339/1860] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/13 20:08:41] Satoshi [240/788] has come upon Danthemandoo [211/433] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:27:39 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/08/13 17:25:15] cudaman73 [12/287] has challenged Satoshi [262/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[09/09/13 02:52:12] mthw [214/433] has challenged Satoshi [440/788] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:48:26 is added to mthw's clock.
[09/09/13 19:49:19] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:29:23 towards level 69.
[09/10/13 09:46:20] MMavipc [80/286] has challenged Satoshi [347/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to MMavipc's clock.
[09/11/13 01:05:24] Satoshi [515/788] has challenged iViLe [65/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:48:50 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/11/13 01:05:24] Satoshi has dealt iViLe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:32:09 is added to iViLe's clock.
[09/11/13 13:40:43] Satoshi slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Satoshi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/13 20:35:01] Satoshi, Syloq, and freeboson [231/1368] have team battled Pici, Simie, and Plasmastar [1279/1834] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/13 14:03:19] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:38:48 is added to his clock.
[09/12/13 23:14:18] Satoshi stole Valkor's level 57 tunic while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 27 tunic behind, which Valkor then takes.
[09/13/13 08:18:22] Satoshi [608/810] has challenged pwned [370/897] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:26:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/13/13 11:25:19] SpamMage, Jareeta, and Valkor [839/2711] have team battled Satoshi, Hans.Wurst, and Darky [866/1931] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/13 14:07:21] Satoshi [804/810] has come upon tann [282/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:45:35 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/13/13 19:59:38] Zammo [139/368] has come upon Satoshi [100/810] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:44:06 is removed from Zammo's clock.
[09/14/13 02:20:01] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:17 towards level 69.
[09/14/13 14:23:00] Satoshi, Str1ngS, and Squid_Tamer [1467/1926] have team battled D4CH_RPi, dav1d, and Skidel [712/1514] and won! 0 days, 07:50:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/13 15:13:22] Hans.Wurst, blizgerg, and SCSi [1703/2115] have team battled Satoshi, talso, and Pici [1581/2241] and won! 4 days, 18:08:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/13 16:25:50] adamus1red [327/857] has challenged Satoshi [376/810] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:43:46 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[09/15/13 02:23:59] Satoshi stole argus's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 52 helm behind, which argus then takes.
[09/15/13 21:32:17] Vostok [656/783] has challenged Satoshi [259/828] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:43:32 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[09/16/13 08:04:09] BachePorro [333/562] has challenged Satoshi [658/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to BachePorro's clock.
[09/16/13 10:43:17] Satoshi [5/828] has come upon SCSi [2/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:39:20 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/01/13 07:49:29] Satoshi stole nicko's level 38 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 36 set of leggings behind, which nicko then takes.
[10/03/13 11:29:22] Satoshi [428/829] has come upon CFSworks [157/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/03/13 13:44:14] Disori, dxrt, and Deny [1113/1606] have team battled Satoshi, neurospex, and Cameron_D [1921/2729] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/13 11:20:00] Satoshi [195/829] has come upon dxrt [669/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:58:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/06/13 20:56:48] Cameron_D, jmaugue, and D4CH_RPi [201/1988] have team battled BlastHardcheese, iViLe, and Satoshi [945/1882] and lost! 0 days, 18:10:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/13 17:37:00] Satoshi [543/829] has come upon Pici [521/774] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:58:24 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/07/13 23:28:51] Myrtti [193/601] has challenged Satoshi [727/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to Myrtti's clock.
[10/08/13 01:29:17] Kinsmir [280/499] has challenged Satoshi [494/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:42:11 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[10/11/13 22:26:51] Satoshi [777/829] has come upon blizgerg [618/852] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:36:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/12/13 02:37:10] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:08 towards level 69.
[10/12/13 10:02:23] grooverider, MontyZuma, and Zammo [1086/2154] have team battled lipek, SCSi, and Satoshi [2262/2277] and lost! 0 days, 18:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/13 05:07:16] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:15 towards level 69.
[10/13/13 12:57:55] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:04:34 is added to his clock.
[10/13/13 15:35:10] Satoshi [47/835] has challenged irix [632/817] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/13 17:19:43] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:29:54 towards level 70.
[10/14/13 01:45:24] Fluttershy, Tenorman, and Satoshi [672/2097] have team battled Zammo, avocado, and Enub [1057/1482] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/13 02:02:34] Satoshi [277/835] has challenged Eiam [164/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:43:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/14/13 18:48:33] grooverider, Munchington, and Satoshi [1976/2264] have team battled we6jbo, h00k, and nitzer [1189/1679] and won! 0 days, 22:59:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/13 03:56:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 20 days, 15:53:48 toward level 70.
[10/15/13 05:11:51] thomas [50/56] has challenged Satoshi [292/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to thomas's clock.
[10/15/13 06:48:48] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:22:27 towards level 70.
[10/15/13 08:21:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 3 days, 20:51:05 toward level 70.
[10/15/13 12:11:57] thomas [57/121] has challenged Satoshi [320/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to thomas's clock.
[10/16/13 02:29:46] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:31 towards level 70.
[10/16/13 06:43:13] Bokkie [86/216] has challenged Satoshi [785/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[10/16/13 14:09:46] Satoshi [631/835] has come upon Damethor [78/321] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:27:26 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/17/13 01:05:40] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:44:58 towards level 70.
[10/19/13 01:01:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:27:46 from level 70.
[10/19/13 14:22:20] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:22:26 towards level 70.
[10/20/13 06:23:22] pants, Satoshi, and CFSworks [620/1750] have team battled ruan, kgb, and dpk [1084/1797] and lost! 0 days, 19:59:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/13 06:41:32] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:50 towards level 70.
[10/21/13 15:45:12] filinep [199/832] has challenged Satoshi [258/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:36:34 is added to filinep's clock.
[10/21/13 19:27:18] Satoshi, Ascended, and seek [285/1790] have team battled Cameron_D, kgb, and naori [787/2497] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/13 11:20:39] DarkGhost [22/282] has challenged Satoshi [656/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to DarkGhost's clock.
[10/25/13 10:28:53] Satoshi sharpened the edge of his weapon! Satoshi's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/13 14:09:50] Satoshi got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:16:08 from level 70.
[10/26/13 14:12:33] BlastHardcheese [531/845] has challenged Satoshi [161/863] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:57:42 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[10/26/13 17:13:13] Hans.Wurst [73/562] has challenged Satoshi [762/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:47 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[10/26/13 23:39:06] Satoshi, pekster, and sartan [2103/2213] have team battled m0shbear, neuro, and junktext [1061/2111] and won! 0 days, 02:14:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/13 09:24:30] Satoshi [440/863] has come upon fester [326/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:42:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/28/13 12:19:41] kensington [210/399] has challenged Satoshi [347/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/30/13 07:33:43] XJR-9 [469/575] has challenged Satoshi [846/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:21:59 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[10/30/13 14:07:16] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:28 towards level 70.
[11/02/13 13:05:36] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:59 towards level 70.
[11/03/13 23:13:22] Satoshi [517/863] has come upon Hans.Wurst [342/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:28 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/05/13 13:40:36] Satoshi [220/866] has come upon archlich [107/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:11:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/05/13 18:57:14] Xpktro [22/78] has challenged Satoshi [486/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[11/07/13 07:13:16] Satoshi [117/866] has come upon Mr_Protagonist [134/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:21:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/07/13 11:13:53] DemosDemon, Satoshi, and master_j [1718/1900] have team battled LordFella, Iuz, and sartan [1590/2534] and won! 0 days, 04:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 01:29:19] Satoshi stole nitzer's level 82 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 65 pair of boots behind, which nitzer then takes.
[11/08/13 12:10:32] IdleMaster, Ttech, and captyossarian [1518/1915] have team battled kenyon, hawk, and Satoshi [811/2802] and won! 0 days, 00:18:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 15:59:25] Satoshi [543/876] has come upon DanYELL [75/219] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/09/13 02:30:17] Satoshi [499/876] has challenged tmberg [552/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:00 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/09/13 16:33:45] Satoshi [141/876] has challenged Mrono [183/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/13 01:25:58] Goldug, SeySayux, and Satoshi [668/1417] have team battled we6jbo, DanYELL, and Zammo [294/1182] and won! 0 days, 00:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/13 18:50:03] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:36 towards level 70.
[11/12/13 02:09:05] zbart, naori, and idleOne [1349/2281] have team battled digitaldonk, Satoshi, and Lenny [1914/2612] and lost! 5 days, 06:23:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/13 08:31:49] Satoshi, greycat, and Ephod [699/2619] have team battled gipyelrah, h00k, and RedW [67/2628] and won! 0 days, 11:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 16:35:20] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:46:05 is added to his clock.
[11/13/13 05:22:02] Satoshi [818/876] has come upon desspugne [575/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:10:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/14/13 04:35:58] Satoshi [435/876] has challenged nikoJ [334/606] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/14/13 05:00:24] Birdbones [142/635] has challenged Satoshi [251/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:06:45 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/14/13 14:17:11] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:46:47 towards level 71.
[11/15/13 06:51:48] Myrtti, BlastHardcheese, and elf [2133/2325] have team battled sbp, Satoshi, and SudoKing [143/2045] and won! 2 days, 02:48:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/13 07:52:11] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:16:28 towards level 71.
[11/16/13 00:32:38] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:42:42 towards level 71.
[11/16/13 07:41:57] Satoshi [159/876] has come upon Light [193/356] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:04:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/16/13 09:17:39] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:51:05 towards level 71.
[11/16/13 16:08:44] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:51:49 towards level 71.
[11/17/13 07:52:17] Dee [36/388] has challenged Satoshi [788/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Dee's clock.
[11/18/13 08:22:33] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:08:00 towards level 71.
[11/18/13 10:55:12] Satoshi [875/876] has come upon Kinsmir [61/531] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:25:41 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/19/13 15:37:50] ckinni [42/259] has challenged Satoshi [20/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from ckinni's clock.
[11/19/13 20:44:45] rideh [12/227] has challenged Satoshi [401/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to rideh's clock.
[11/21/13 09:43:23] Avon [348/441] has challenged Satoshi [294/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:39 is removed from Avon's clock.
[11/21/13 13:44:23] Satoshi [573/876] has challenged D4CH_RPi [449/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:17:06 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/21/13 14:18:32] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:50 towards level 71.
[11/21/13 16:53:18] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:43 towards level 71.
[11/22/13 01:58:16] Satoshi [562/876] has come upon deedra [189/273] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:04:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/24/13 08:31:08] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:05 towards level 71.
[11/24/13 08:37:25] Satoshi died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:18:50 from level 71.
[11/24/13 22:51:37] Koreth [426/446] has challenged Satoshi [583/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Koreth's clock.
[11/26/13 12:24:59] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:02:33 from level 71.
[11/26/13 20:52:42] nb_ff, nitzer, and argus [1370/1897] have team battled Satoshi, sasaniak, and CornFly [2016/2066] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/13 12:47:09] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:35 towards level 71.
[11/28/13 12:12:58] Satoshi [198/876] has come upon sbp [877/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:50 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/29/13 06:05:51] Satoshi [161/876] has come upon panda007 [324/364] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:00:26 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/30/13 03:35:06] Boohbah [303/452] has challenged Satoshi [871/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:05 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[12/02/13 08:16:12] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:20 towards level 71.
[12/02/13 12:20:04] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:01:19 from level 71.
[12/02/13 16:59:50] Fruit [147/172] has challenged Satoshi [256/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Fruit's clock.
[12/03/13 05:56:10] Satoshi [514/876] has come upon jmaugue [67/415] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:48:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/03/13 07:54:17] Satoshi [452/876] has challenged Odd [380/442] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:09:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/03/13 07:54:17] Satoshi has dealt Odd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:13:12 is added to Odd's clock.
[12/03/13 19:48:05] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:24:43 is added to his clock.
[12/03/13 23:57:39] Sparticus [57/862] has come upon Satoshi [126/876] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:40:37 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[12/04/13 10:12:44] Lightstalker [145/256] has challenged Satoshi [810/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[12/04/13 15:59:58] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:00 towards level 71.
[12/05/13 13:02:05] Satoshi [777/876] has come upon kgb [482/668] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:30:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/05/13 18:24:20] michagogo|cloud [354/473] has come upon Satoshi [226/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:29:05 is removed from michagogo|cloud's clock.
[12/06/13 07:00:37] MartinBlank [52/94] has challenged Satoshi [715/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to MartinBlank's clock.
[12/06/13 18:20:12] Satoshi [255/876] has come upon teiresias [40/383] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:27:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/08/13 02:00:32] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:39:13 is added to his clock.
[12/08/13 03:23:16] Satoshi [72/876] has come upon aucg [12/587] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:03:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/08/13 06:59:24] jmaugue [273/415] has come upon Satoshi [470/876] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:36:37 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[12/10/13 17:09:37] Satoshi [23/876] has come upon Bailiman [433/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:50:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/11/13 19:22:09] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:19:01 is added to his clock.
[12/11/13 19:33:08] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:57 towards level 71.
[12/12/13 10:12:55] Satoshi [703/876] has come upon nikoJ [557/606] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:58:20 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/12/13 16:52:23] Satoshi [265/876] has challenged gipyelrah [593/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:36 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/13 12:41:23] Satoshi left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Satoshi's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/13 05:03:08] hawk, Satoshi, and Jareeta [340/2736] have team battled rmbell.the.great, Xpktro, and Plasmastar [1473/1838] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/13 11:56:54] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:42 towards level 71.
[12/17/13 15:43:03] Ulrich [64/387] has challenged Satoshi [107/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[12/17/13 17:41:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 10:02:22 toward level 71.
[12/18/13 15:27:07] Satoshi [63/845] has come upon AngryParsley [428/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/18/13 17:28:17] Satoshi slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Satoshi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/19/13 00:15:27] Satoshi [821/839] has come upon DarkGhost [208/545] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:15 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/19/13 01:32:05] Gizmokid2005, charitwo, and jose [284/2082] have team battled Satoshi, vegadark, and SpamMage [122/2462] and won! 1 day, 23:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 13:08:53] Satoshi [715/839] has come upon tsh [43/729] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:35:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/20/13 07:23:48] Aut0Exec [168/449] has challenged Satoshi [520/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Aut0Exec's clock.
[12/20/13 11:24:46] Satoshi [792/839] has come upon Toagac [204/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:09:49 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/21/13 04:57:00] Satoshi [86/839] has come upon desspugne [178/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/21/13 18:34:59] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:59 towards level 71.
[12/22/13 04:59:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:04:22 from level 71.
[12/23/13 02:50:56] Satoshi [624/839] has challenged lipek [261/687] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:32:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/23/13 12:57:46] Avon [291/462] has challenged Satoshi [549/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:44:23 is added to Avon's clock.
[12/23/13 21:00:29] Toagac [159/712] has challenged Satoshi [167/839] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to Toagac's clock.
[12/24/13 05:56:58] Virtual [167/316] has challenged Satoshi [283/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/25/13 22:11:37] Scar3cr0w [176/469] has challenged Satoshi [817/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:59 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[12/26/13 16:15:53] Cenhinen [0/763] has challenged Satoshi [306/844] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:16:17 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[12/26/13 18:38:26] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:48:58 from level 72.
[12/27/13 11:33:40] Satoshi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:22:35 from level 72.
[12/27/13 17:30:07] teiresias [104/397] has challenged Satoshi [728/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to teiresias's clock.
[12/27/13 18:08:57] ovf, iViLe, Birdbones, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/13 16:51:46] PriceChild, Danthemandoo, and Kabaka [880/1538] have team battled AngryParsley, kork, and Satoshi [996/2011] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/13 07:41:49] Croyd [261/403] has challenged Satoshi [69/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Croyd's clock.
[12/31/13 07:17:01] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:29:49 towards level 72.
[12/31/13 14:31:12] sasaniak, TROGDOR, and brentwalther [1720/1744] have team battled Danthemandoo, SpamMage, and Satoshi [737/1851] and won! 0 days, 18:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/14 06:13:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 14 days, 17:58:48 toward level 72.
[01/01/14 10:49:58] Reaper [718/902] has challenged Satoshi [168/844] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:09:48 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[01/02/14 01:11:18] FrodoTheHobbit, SCSi, and XJR-9 [1144/1645] have team battled Satoshi, Grim, and CornFly [2237/2284] and lost! 0 days, 17:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/14 04:24:42] Satoshi [101/844] has come upon AngryParsley [254/891] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:40:04 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/14 05:34:48] ahmiq [738/749] has challenged Satoshi [354/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:02 is removed from ahmiq's clock.
[01/10/14 17:48:41] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:23:40 from level 72.
[01/11/14 02:41:01] preflex, nyislanders2121, and Satoshi [943/2083] have team battled Vostok, hoff, and sjefen6 [895/1670] and won! 0 days, 04:20:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 05:51:20] mmhh [512/552] has come upon Satoshi [274/844] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:10:20 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[01/13/14 19:42:11] yasdorian [591/671] has challenged Satoshi [37/844] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:14 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[01/14/14 02:46:56] Satoshi saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:07:20 from level 72.
[01/14/14 11:16:24] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:48:50 towards level 72.
[01/14/14 13:16:19] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:53:06 from level 72.
[01/14/14 17:06:51] Satoshi [737/844] has challenged AxForest [95/614] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:49:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/14/14 19:39:19] Satoshi [139/844] has come upon dxrt [299/796] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:25:24 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/15/14 03:09:16] Satoshi [458/844] has challenged woonack [96/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:13:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/16/14 05:55:37] Satoshi [47/844] has come upon TauPan [251/361] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:20:08 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/16/14 17:58:43] MontyZuma, Satoshi, and Jareeta [2020/2604] have team battled idleOne, dwfreed, and idisjunction [1289/1850] and won! 0 days, 14:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/14 09:38:01] Satoshi misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:21 from level 72.
[01/18/14 23:39:43] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:20:23 from level 72.
[01/19/14 10:02:40] Harmjan [92/124] has challenged Satoshi [615/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Harmjan's clock.
[01/21/14 01:17:14] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 14:41:46 is added to his clock.
[01/21/14 16:49:24] Satoshi [818/844] has challenged pfoley [447/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:40:45 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/23/14 21:03:01] Satoshi [113/844] has challenged grooverider [0/926] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:24:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/25/14 03:29:20] rxcomm, Satoshi, and Barry [454/1309] have team battled Weedle, jose, and Darky [746/2128] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/14 11:26:21] pekster [213/550] has come upon Satoshi [739/844] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:55:52 is added to pekster's clock.
[01/27/14 04:24:39] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:08 towards level 72.
[01/29/14 10:41:24] Satoshi [588/844] has come upon Xpktro [234/402] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:23:51 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/31/14 04:49:50] freeboson [4/699] has challenged Satoshi [713/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:38 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/31/14 14:28:58] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:44 towards level 72.
[02/01/14 07:07:01] Nullius [19/114] has challenged Satoshi [777/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to Nullius's clock.
[02/01/14 09:11:44] Satoshi [174/844] has come upon Charris [372/386] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:08:01 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/01/14 14:16:11] Satoshi [164/844] has come upon DemosDemon [424/650] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:25:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/02/14 09:44:01] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:28:26 is added to his clock.
[02/02/14 12:31:24] Satoshi [131/844] has come upon Xpktro [372/402] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:36:26 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/02/14 15:22:06] Satoshi [741/844] has come upon BlastHardcheese [617/913] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:37:45 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/03/14 20:07:34] tmberg, teiresias, and Satoshi [2136/2168] have team battled brimstone, idisjunction, and Eksarion [690/1195] and won! 1 day, 15:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 00:34:33] keeper_c, AngryParsley, and pwned [797/2949] have team battled Satoshi, kenyon, and gylgamesh [757/2650] and won! 2 days, 08:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 06:08:24] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:29:28 towards level 72.
[02/05/14 20:48:25] idleOne, Robocop, and Nathan [98/1589] have team battled nb_ff, Satoshi, and AngryParsley [1183/2326] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/14 15:50:02] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:08:07 is added to his clock.
[02/07/14 20:49:35] Zifre [0/232] has challenged Satoshi [165/846] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Zifre's clock.
[02/08/14 04:01:17] Satoshi [533/846] has come upon Simie [141/829] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:05:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/10/14 07:52:08] kapitanluffy [561/674] has challenged Satoshi [43/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:51:02 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[02/10/14 15:54:16] Ttech [264/1168] has challenged Satoshi [359/850] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:31:18 is added to Ttech's clock.
[03/02/14 22:59:45] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:47:31 is added to his clock.
[03/03/14 00:04:13] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:02:10 towards level 72.
[03/03/14 00:05:25] XJR-9 [214/633] has challenged Satoshi [509/850] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[03/03/14 22:45:42] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:46 towards level 72.
[03/04/14 02:36:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 12 days, 19:30:08 toward level 72.
[03/05/14 08:43:14] jdpage [80/101] has challenged Satoshi [746/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to jdpage's clock.
[03/06/14 04:33:40] Satoshi [19/850] has come upon CornFly [419/451] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:52:33 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/15/14 06:43:30] Satoshi left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Satoshi's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/14 22:00:05] Satoshi, Godisme, and Zarthus [839/2200] have team battled Fede, mostlybadfly, and Stoertebeker [198/877] and won! 0 days, 10:56:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/14 00:50:28] Satoshi [157/822] has come upon kork [31/273] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:05:51 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/17/14 10:32:19] nickware, woonack, and ahmiq [37/1601] have team battled Satoshi, Avon, and kensington [163/1992] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/14 13:59:36] Satoshi [306/822] has challenged yasdorian [334/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:53:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/18/14 04:23:56] Satoshi stole Bombur's level 53 charm while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 45 charm behind, which Bombur then takes.
[04/18/14 16:06:09] Satoshi [698/829] has challenged Ardetus [129/141] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:08:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/19/14 16:28:11] Braque [156/234] has challenged Satoshi [27/829] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from Braque's clock.
[04/20/14 01:10:31] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:00:37 is added to his clock.
[04/20/14 02:14:44] Satoshi [562/829] has challenged jmaugue [337/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:35:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/20/14 15:51:33] Braque, Meistarin, and Satoshi [1875/1908] have team battled Virtual, Plasmastar, and tsh [1803/2534] and won! 0 days, 03:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/14 01:11:45] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:47 towards level 72.
[04/21/14 03:31:37] desspugne, Sweetie, and Satoshi [742/2044] have team battled rasputo, Shayanjm, and Ttech [2151/2698] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/14 10:29:13] rmbell.the.great [567/730] has challenged Satoshi [562/829] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:35:00 is removed from rmbell.the.great's clock.
[04/22/14 19:48:20] pants, pekster, and rmbell.the.great [1058/1745] have team battled tmberg, neurospex, and Satoshi [1101/2774] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/14 08:32:46] Satoshi [597/829] has come upon BlastHardcheese [797/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:11:59 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/25/14 20:52:07] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:01 towards level 72.
[04/25/14 22:54:28] dan, Satoshi, and jca [510/1590] have team battled Hydrogenum, freeboson, and brendan [875/2205] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/14 05:59:52] a1291762 [151/549] has challenged Satoshi [38/829] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:29:18 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[04/29/14 17:15:23] MontyZuma [784/816] has challenged Satoshi [802/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:05 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[05/01/14 05:34:34] Satoshi [35/829] has come upon aucg [548/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:39:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/01/14 06:09:25] lipek, Charris, and Furry [1424/1927] have team battled nikoJ, dindinx, and Satoshi [1507/1677] and lost! 2 days, 16:56:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/14 16:49:25] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:40 from level 72.
[05/02/14 19:31:21] Satoshi stole Nathan's level 104 tunic while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 62 tunic behind, which Nathan then takes.
[05/03/14 06:39:06] Satoshi [511/867] has come upon XenGi [280/1168] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:01:49 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/03/14 22:30:21] Satoshi [589/867] has come upon Ttech [652/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/04/14 15:47:11] nikoJ [212/640] has challenged Satoshi [565/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:26 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[05/06/14 00:50:03] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:39 towards level 72.
[05/07/14 07:02:05] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:03 towards level 72.
[05/07/14 08:42:29] Gyran [4/8] has challenged Satoshi [719/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Gyran's clock.
[05/07/14 12:04:48] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:04:24 is added to his clock.
[05/07/14 12:25:45] Satoshi [218/867] has come upon jca [60/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:04 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/08/14 11:52:19] Satoshi [205/867] has come upon CornFly [372/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:59 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/08/14 12:00:22] Satoshi [108/867] has come upon allo [120/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:01 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/09/14 03:11:09] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:19 from level 72.
[05/09/14 06:04:34] Satoshi [595/867] has challenged tmberg [736/892] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/09/14 08:20:52] lipek [440/999] has challenged Satoshi [138/867] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:07:29 is removed from lipek's clock.
[05/09/14 17:27:30] Gyran [36/203] has challenged Satoshi [428/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Gyran's clock.
[05/09/14 18:49:37] kensington, Chosi, and Nathan [1305/1603] have team battled idleOne, Gyran, and Satoshi [226/1960] and won! 0 days, 05:48:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 04:33:14] ruan [256/903] has challenged Satoshi [389/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:15:03 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/11/14 04:50:42] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:25:29 towards level 73.
[05/11/14 07:44:59] mjh, CFSworks, and Satoshi [786/2005] have team battled zid, sartan, and vegadark [483/1706] and won! 0 days, 01:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 10:56:25] Satoshi [725/867] has come upon blockh34d [260/261] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:01:45 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/11/14 21:25:11] Satoshi [549/867] has come upon MontyZuma [133/816] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:59:41 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/12/14 18:45:51] bairyn [46/575] has challenged Satoshi [375/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:56:48 is added to bairyn's clock.
[12/19/14 22:15:24] Weedle, Satoshi, and Simie [291/2401] have team battled lipek, IdleMaster, and neo [946/1931] and lost! 1 day, 16:54:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/14 18:51:08] yang, Satoshi, and TheMadHatter [1036/1913] have team battled brentwalther, filinep, and Zifre [386/1820] and won! 0 days, 10:47:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/14 03:45:03] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:09:20 towards level 73.
[12/23/14 10:44:24] MadHatter [432/497] has challenged Satoshi [593/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:05:37 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[12/24/14 04:23:43] Rarity [323/641] has challenged Satoshi [638/867] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Rarity's clock.
[12/24/14 11:17:50] Satoshi, Lenny, and kaplejon [1795/2342] have team battled simple, godog, and Hydrogenum [1588/1892] and won! 0 days, 11:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/14 01:24:30] Satoshi was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:54:16 from level 73.
[12/25/14 04:26:05] Totengeist, Kabaka, and Satoshi [1406/2023] have team battled idleOne, Str1ngS, and argus [1916/2083] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/14 14:15:34] Satoshi [662/867] has challenged fattrat [479/491] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:04:24 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/27/14 01:07:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 37 days, 12:40:31 toward level 73.
[12/27/14 01:18:46] irix [449/860] has challenged Satoshi [741/867] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:45:40 is added to irix's clock.
[12/27/14 10:59:45] Satoshi EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:03:25 from level 73.
[12/27/14 14:41:45] kensington, eva42, and Str1ngS [502/1549] have team battled Ladon, Glorfindel, and Satoshi [360/1753] and won! 1 day, 23:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 16:23:04] Satoshi [240/867] has challenged Danthemandoo [464/538] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:05:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/28/14 19:01:32] Curlybear [219/592] has challenged Satoshi [284/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[12/28/14 19:37:59] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:42:14 towards level 73.
[12/28/14 21:39:28] soltys, Adar, and Gerdesas [557/1544] have team battled brendan, Satoshi, and dxrt [2401/2478] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 19:10:33] Satoshi died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:08:09 from level 73.
[12/30/14 16:24:14] soltys [187/201] has challenged Satoshi [250/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/30/14 17:47:57] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:17:36 towards level 73.
[12/31/14 05:51:29] Satoshi [698/867] has challenged Mateusz [613/622] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:50:09 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/31/14 06:46:53] jwoglom, mthw, and csssuf [258/1388] have team battled Satoshi, bairyn, and SchrodingersScat [70/1876] and won! 0 days, 00:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/14 07:59:52] Satoshi [288/867] has come upon nickware [415/443] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:26:14 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/01/15 18:50:00] Satoshi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:49:19 from level 73.
[01/03/15 20:22:23] NightExcessive [259/555] has challenged Satoshi [325/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:46 is added to NightExcessive's clock.
[01/04/15 06:25:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 3 days, 14:25:26 toward level 73.
[01/04/15 06:34:09] grooverider, Pici, and bairyn [1624/2153] have team battled Gunther, Satoshi, and discopig [881/2096] and won! 2 days, 07:59:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/15 08:44:55] Satoshi [287/867] has challenged ajhgfa [338/465] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:39:02 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/05/15 13:09:48] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:13 towards level 73.
[01/06/15 16:30:36] Kyree, Satoshi, and Mateusz [660/1943] have team battled strugart, SchrodingersScat, and SirMonkeybox [177/1745] and won! 0 days, 13:18:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/15 04:52:09] Satoshi [671/867] has come upon prattmic [646/734] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:09:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/07/15 08:26:24] MadHatter, mthw, and Satoshi [114/2059] have team battled a1291762, jbroome, and Lord [638/1437] and lost! 2 days, 16:35:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/15 14:23:30] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:31 towards level 73.
[01/08/15 06:20:39] zid, SlowRiot, Satoshi, and Plasmastar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/15 07:23:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 05:10:26 from level 73.
[01/09/15 05:41:15] Satoshi [600/867] has come upon yond [195/882] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:03:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/15 10:55:45] Ennd, Satoshi, and Zanoab [1847/1856] have team battled prattmic, sasaniak, and vrillusions [1767/2487] and won! 0 days, 04:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/15 17:54:04] Satoshi [742/867] has come upon sjefen6 [321/400] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:18:20 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/10/15 15:46:10] Satoshi slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Satoshi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/15 18:39:25] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:54 from level 73.
[01/11/15 11:47:19] DiCEr1904 [155/485] has come upon Satoshi [410/857] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:43 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[01/11/15 20:32:29] Satoshi [45/857] has challenged davidfg4 [149/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:23 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/13/15 08:34:16] disk [400/547] has come upon Satoshi [276/857] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:26 is removed from disk's clock.
[01/14/15 04:05:13] suterismus, Sprort, and IdleMaster [1213/1899] have team battled neurospex, Satoshi, and lolwut [2306/2771] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/15 16:09:59] Chompy [43/49] has challenged Satoshi [627/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Chompy's clock.
[01/14/15 17:50:21] idleOne [285/905] has challenged Satoshi [257/857] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[01/24/15 22:58:05] Ladon [134/384] has challenged Satoshi [151/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:55 is added to Ladon's clock.
[02/01/15 11:31:11] renopt [152/230] has challenged Satoshi [265/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to renopt's clock.
[02/01/15 13:50:16] nfsnobody [423/620] has challenged Satoshi [484/854] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[03/05/15 06:16:42] seanmnaes [3/346] has challenged Satoshi [32/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[03/05/15 08:10:21] theemstra [7/8] has challenged Satoshi [438/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/06/15 02:19:34] Asara [181/356] has challenged Satoshi [34/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/06/15 12:02:19] elf, Satoshi, shandor, and Meistarin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/15 00:55:48] Satoshi [809/854] has come upon andrewhuntley [283/434] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:10:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/08/15 22:46:55] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:15:42 from level 73.
[03/09/15 16:58:52] clonak, allo, and Satoshi [565/1972] have team battled bendem, NezumiRyu, and prattmic [1532/1605] and lost! 1 day, 22:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/15 09:17:47] Satoshi misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:55 from level 73.
[03/10/15 18:45:46] allo [338/535] has challenged Satoshi [69/854] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:58:19 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/11/15 05:38:41] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:04:15 from level 73.
[03/11/15 09:20:54] jeaye [385/619] has come upon Satoshi [30/854] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:17:09 is removed from jeaye's clock.
[03/12/15 12:00:17] Sixbierehomme [169/714] has challenged Satoshi [802/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:14:02 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[03/13/15 15:40:27] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:55 towards level 73.
[03/14/15 01:20:57] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:56:37 towards level 73.
[03/15/15 09:20:50] Satoshi [546/854] has come upon pixelate [228/529] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:39:54 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/15/15 20:28:18] Satoshi [116/854] has challenged clonak [552/583] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:27:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/18/15 01:23:46] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:18:18 from level 73.
[03/18/15 18:04:37] Satoshi [57/854] has come upon keepermurf [504/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:37:43 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/19/15 23:42:33] Satoshi got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:05:17 from level 73.
[03/21/15 10:19:26] Thracky, CatBug, and Satoshi [367/1629] have team battled ganja, kenyon, and double [875/2286] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/15 17:26:29] soltys [173/495] has come upon Satoshi [644/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:39:36 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/22/15 05:03:58] Satoshi, aucg, and Nayru [526/2054] have team battled davidfg4, Trozz, and Alric` [862/1463] and lost! 2 days, 07:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/15 15:06:49] nfsnobody, riv, and Satoshi [1443/1823] have team battled pixelate, keeper_c, and Totengeist [1602/2341] and lost! 0 days, 11:32:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/15 20:26:34] Satoshi [410/854] has challenged pfoley [526/870] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/23/15 07:41:39] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:50 towards level 73.
[03/23/15 18:34:04] Satoshi [439/854] has challenged Thracky [234/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:38:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/24/15 03:37:15] Satoshi [672/854] has challenged CatBug [4/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/24/15 11:05:35] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:00 towards level 73.
[03/24/15 12:40:24] Satoshi [769/854] has challenged allo [364/535] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/24/15 16:46:24] Satoshi [420/854] has come upon CornFly [85/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:00:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/26/15 18:23:18] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:31 towards level 73.
[03/27/15 05:18:17] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:37:11 is added to his clock.
[03/28/15 01:10:03] prattmic [572/772] has challenged Satoshi [710/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:37:48 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/28/15 16:13:33] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:50 towards level 73.
[03/28/15 17:09:35] Satoshi [585/854] has come upon zouave [81/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:41 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/28/15 20:44:53] Mapleyy [234/277] has challenged Satoshi [353/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Mapleyy's clock.
[03/29/15 06:22:48] Satoshi [512/854] has challenged woonack [217/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:47:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/29/15 09:20:33] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/15 12:24:50] Satoshi [14/856] has challenged davidfg4 [819/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:03 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/29/15 18:25:55] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:30 towards level 73.
[03/29/15 23:14:40] Nayru, lipek, and argus [641/2336] have team battled Satoshi, TauPan, and shandor [1105/1879] and lost! 2 days, 01:01:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/15 12:23:22] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:25 towards level 73.
[03/30/15 21:03:40] MetaNova, keeper_c, Jareeta, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/15 03:16:20] Satoshi, kensington, and davidfg4 [917/2243] have team battled yano, Meistarin, and naw [150/2039] and won! 0 days, 09:22:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/15 03:39:28] Satoshi [261/856] has challenged Sixbierehomme [450/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:02 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/31/15 17:44:56] Sir_Lemming [93/508] has challenged Satoshi [110/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:57 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/01/15 11:24:07] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:55 towards level 73.
[04/01/15 12:30:47] Wir [184/424] has challenged Satoshi [701/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Wir's clock.
[04/01/15 19:13:00] Satoshi [35/856] has challenged droogie [124/845] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/02/15 16:02:05] Satoshi [640/856] has challenged zouave [155/362] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:42:20 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/02/15 16:18:17] AngryParsley, Frogging101, and bl4ckscor3 [552/2113] have team battled Alric`, Satoshi, and Simie [1212/2046] and lost! 2 days, 14:21:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/15 10:20:03] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:19:05 from level 74.
[04/05/15 01:29:15] Cygnix [240/241] has challenged Satoshi [360/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Cygnix's clock.
[04/06/15 17:15:07] droogie [33/845] has challenged Satoshi [619/856] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to droogie's clock.
[04/08/15 17:29:47] JustAPerson [2/373] has challenged Satoshi [256/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[04/09/15 03:22:00] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:52:35 towards level 74.
[04/09/15 09:02:49] coquinounet [150/277] has come upon Satoshi [451/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to coquinounet's clock.
[04/10/15 05:18:45] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:43:14 towards level 74.
[04/10/15 11:41:56] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:56:03 from level 74.
[04/10/15 18:24:19] Satoshi [755/856] has come upon dxrt [413/899] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:31:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/11/15 07:07:19] SL0P3 [88/167] has challenged Satoshi [710/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to SL0P3's clock.
[04/11/15 08:23:02] identd [363/939] has challenged Satoshi [495/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:30:43 is added to identd's clock.
[04/11/15 16:25:34] Kyree [15/468] has come upon Satoshi [304/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:52:21 is added to Kyree's clock.
[04/12/15 19:35:25] yano [330/652] has challenged Satoshi [701/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:49:09 is added to yano's clock.
[04/14/15 19:17:08] charitwo [328/496] has come upon Satoshi [309/856] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:39:56 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[04/14/15 19:36:30] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:54 towards level 74.
[04/16/15 08:05:14] Plasmastar [225/470] has challenged Satoshi [759/856] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:01:05 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[04/17/15 09:29:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 26 days, 08:49:10 toward level 74.
[04/17/15 19:19:26] Satoshi [64/856] has challenged brendan [214/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:30:46 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/17/15 20:35:16] Satoshi, EkimmI, and Thracky [628/1943] have team battled may_o, jeaye, and brendan [819/1665] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/15 15:08:47] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:10 towards level 74.
[04/19/15 12:00:06] shandor, Syloq, and davidfg4 [1393/2005] have team battled Doctor, soltys, and Satoshi [907/2212] and won! 0 days, 23:18:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/15 18:34:46] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:04 towards level 74.
[04/21/15 04:37:33] Peanut [5/38] has challenged Satoshi [148/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Peanut's clock.
[04/21/15 18:05:53] merryfett [303/307] has come upon Satoshi [613/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:41 is added to merryfett's clock.
[04/22/15 11:06:03] Spaceninja [22/23] has challenged Satoshi [361/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Spaceninja's clock.
[04/22/15 11:41:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 08:45:36 toward level 74.
[04/22/15 15:51:50] Meta [11/67] has challenged Satoshi [592/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/23/15 01:55:10] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:11 towards level 74.
[04/23/15 02:07:41] agrajag, Kartoffelsuppe, and SchrodingersScat [962/1710] have team battled Satoshi, CaptainKabluey, and pants [244/1413] and won! 4 days, 10:24:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 11:43:09] yond, Jens, and DiCEr1904 [904/2412] have team battled Codica, enCyde, and Satoshi [930/1351] and lost! 1 day, 08:19:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/15 15:48:20] Satoshi [677/856] has come upon Sixbierehomme [188/744] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:52:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/25/15 04:06:01] ruan, Lowbow, and Majak [304/1370] have team battled iViLe, godog, and Satoshi [1459/2339] and lost! 1 day, 02:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/15 06:03:50] Satoshi, Nayru, and simple [67/1889] have team battled Str1ngS, Alric`, and Andries [163/1174] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/15 04:12:14] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:55 towards level 74.
[04/26/15 07:38:04] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:27 from level 74.
[04/27/15 14:59:50] Plasmastar, jeaye, and SpamMage [410/1718] have team battled zouave, Satoshi, and LordH [1546/2091] and lost! 0 days, 14:41:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/15 00:58:57] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:39 towards level 74.
[04/29/15 08:33:06] Yeri [236/245] has challenged Satoshi [122/856] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:31 is removed from Yeri's clock.
[04/29/15 14:49:38] Satoshi got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:11:22 from level 74.
[04/29/15 18:45:47] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:16 towards level 74.
[04/30/15 04:01:16] Satoshi [152/856] has challenged Lowbow [154/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/02/15 03:42:53] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:45 towards level 74.
[05/03/15 16:58:33] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:11:35 from level 74.
[05/04/15 03:38:23] maybeHere [310/614] has challenged Satoshi [659/856] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:25:42 is added to maybeHere's clock.
[05/04/15 06:44:31] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:52:04 is added to his clock.
[05/04/15 21:45:16] Satoshi [110/856] has challenged cbob [42/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:13:17 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/06/15 08:31:46] Satoshi [657/856] has come upon Gatewayy [137/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:35:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/06/15 23:03:54] Satoshi [476/856] has challenged PiotrekD [248/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/07/15 07:06:57] Syloq [240/311] has challenged Satoshi [206/856] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:39:27 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[05/07/15 11:08:21] sasaniak [494/670] has challenged Satoshi [759/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:54:19 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/08/15 03:14:22] paramourne [422/458] has challenged Satoshi [55/856] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:52:30 is removed from paramourne's clock.
[05/08/15 04:39:01] grant050, allo, and yasdorian [1306/1615] have team battled jse, blind, and Satoshi [610/2129] and won! 0 days, 00:09:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 07:31:38] Satoshi [145/856] has come upon bendem [396/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:00 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/08/15 13:07:01] yasdorian, godog, and Satoshi [791/2248] have team battled XVar, Sixbierehomme, and XJR-9 [335/1692] and won! 0 days, 11:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 23:11:49] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:32 towards level 74.
[05/10/15 16:57:35] Foofin [233/299] has challenged Satoshi [838/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Foofin's clock.
[05/11/15 08:31:28] etamind, Satoshi, and Brainiac [1527/1588] have team battled allo, pants, and jse [1354/1432] and won! 0 days, 00:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/15 09:12:29] fattrat, yond, and sedrik [915/2181] have team battled Meta, argus, and Satoshi [1264/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 20:14:28] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:29 towards level 74.
[05/12/15 06:40:14] Mirc0p [4/10] has challenged Satoshi [43/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/12/15 21:57:02] Satoshi [794/856] has challenged spaceCore [32/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/13/15 21:06:47] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:38 towards level 74.
[05/13/15 23:27:45] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:03:50 is added to his clock.
[05/13/15 23:47:28] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:32 towards level 74.
[05/14/15 05:15:23] Satoshi [525/864] has challenged csssuf [63/727] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:00:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/14/15 11:21:51] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:42:35 towards level 75.
[05/15/15 10:07:24] Satoshi [311/864] has come upon abra0 [156/439] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:01:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/15/15 15:59:29] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:50:08 is added to his clock.
[05/15/15 18:44:27] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:56:54 from level 75.
[05/16/15 02:28:43] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:19:07 towards level 75.
[05/17/15 05:07:43] Satoshi [542/864] has challenged discopig [303/458] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:41:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/17/15 21:26:55] Satoshi [264/864] has come upon dxrt [571/904] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:05:58 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/18/15 06:11:49] sedrik, a1291762, and Satoshi [350/2227] have team battled PiotrekD, Majak, and ganja [1024/1626] and lost! 2 days, 20:56:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/15 01:56:26] ChasedSpade, Avon, and Satoshi [2195/2573] have team battled woonack, ludjer, and nikoJ [1145/1853] and won! 1 day, 05:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 10:25:59] Satoshi [658/864] has challenged Charris [281/402] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:51:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/21/15 10:39:14] Tagrus [0/0] has challenged Satoshi [827/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Tagrus's clock.
[05/21/15 10:42:39] Satoshi [42/864] has challenged csssuf [200/727] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:13:45 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/24/15 15:09:24] Satoshi [9/867] has challenged bigjay [400/590] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:30:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/25/15 15:50:51] bigjay [82/590] has come upon Satoshi [752/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:07:37 is added to bigjay's clock.
[05/25/15 17:55:34] Satoshi [373/867] has come upon Foible [322/423] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:59:54 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/25/15 20:19:35] PiotrekD [648/701] has challenged Satoshi [829/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:46 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/25/15 22:03:00] Satoshi [708/867] has come upon charitwo [99/509] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:57:24 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/26/15 18:37:47] discopig, godog, and Misza [992/1713] have team battled Jareeta, XenGi, and Satoshi [648/2726] and won! 2 days, 18:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/15 11:03:53] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:34 towards level 75.
[05/27/15 21:27:40] Satoshi [583/867] has come upon grooverider [174/993] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:59:47 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/28/15 09:49:06] astropoint [399/509] has challenged Satoshi [552/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to astropoint's clock.
[05/28/15 17:08:25] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:38 towards level 75.
[05/28/15 21:52:09] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:45:17 is added to his clock.
[05/28/15 21:59:51] iLP, Satoshi, and dxrt [691/2035] have team battled Mirc0p, fattrat, and grooverider [2/1956] and won! 0 days, 00:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/15 01:46:49] Killerkid [101/556] has come upon Satoshi [295/867] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:43:50 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[05/29/15 13:09:31] Satoshi [794/867] has come upon r00f [448/511] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/27/15 18:57:14] TimWolla [96/613] has come upon Satoshi [536/867] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:15:09 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/29/15 01:10:09] Ramsey [384/405] has challenged Satoshi [301/867] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from Ramsey's clock.
[06/29/15 02:40:12] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:45:27 towards level 75.
[06/29/15 03:29:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 11:47:34 from level 75.
[06/29/15 06:19:41] Satoshi [763/867] has come upon Agent86 [216/644] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:27:44 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/29/15 16:41:11] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:12:56 towards level 75.
[06/30/15 02:42:27] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:32 towards level 75.
[07/03/15 04:02:56] ninjabox, Satoshi, and hannesenator [894/1553] have team battled pants, ruan, and modulus [425/1222] and won! 0 days, 00:35:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 16:37:25] Satoshi was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:35:11 from level 75.
[07/04/15 13:21:59] Satoshi [109/867] has come upon LordH [41/783] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:26:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/06/15 04:08:21] Satoshi [81/867] has come upon BronyDee [42/179] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:55:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/06/15 11:23:57] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:31:34 is added to his clock.
[07/06/15 19:19:33] yawgmoth [290/530] has come upon Satoshi [821/867] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:59:07 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[07/07/15 07:23:37] yasdorian [16/663] has challenged Satoshi [761/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:45:58 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[07/07/15 21:37:48] Satoshi [296/867] has come upon Panick [375/428] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:45:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/08/15 16:40:54] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:47 towards level 75.
[07/08/15 23:20:06] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:30 towards level 75.
[07/09/15 09:40:33] Satoshi [699/867] has challenged splinny [362/389] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:43:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/09/15 23:20:29] Satoshi [146/867] has come upon nitzer [61/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:41:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/12/15 15:39:00] astropoint [390/549] has challenged Satoshi [508/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to astropoint's clock.
[07/14/15 02:07:57] Satoshi was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:24:58 from level 75.
[07/14/15 13:09:04] Adar, Gizmokid2005, and suterismus [1633/2584] have team battled Satoshi, Andries, and plaller [1671/1773] and lost! 0 days, 21:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/15 21:09:43] Rush [7/9] has challenged Satoshi [754/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to Rush's clock.
[07/15/15 11:55:57] cbob, splinny, and csssuf [25/1823] have team battled m0shbear, Satoshi, and Gorgon [984/1956] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 04:06:32] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:46 towards level 75.
[07/16/15 16:16:16] greycat, suterismus, and Sixbierehomme [17/2811] have team battled Satoshi, VoidFox, and Alric` [248/1579] and lost! 3 days, 19:49:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 12:30:31] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:07 towards level 75.
[07/19/15 09:17:53] Satoshi [72/876] has come upon sasaniak [642/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:03:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/20/15 01:36:12] Furry [170/511] has challenged Satoshi [77/876] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:32:38 is removed from Furry's clock.
[07/20/15 11:13:45] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:26 towards level 75.
[07/20/15 21:58:56] sjefen6 [380/446] has come upon Satoshi [182/876] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:07:45 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/20/15 23:18:15] ryushe, Satoshi, and Krenz [2441/2748] have team battled Gaius, charitwo, and AKBlindy [1321/1555] and won! 1 day, 14:32:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 04:52:10] Plasmastar, MJ94, and yond [1560/2005] have team battled LordH, Evanna, and Satoshi [1912/2091] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/15 12:03:32] Satoshi died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:05:14 from level 75.
[07/21/15 19:25:46] Satoshi [740/876] has come upon Cheeky [76/227] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:35:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/22/15 19:46:01] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:04 towards level 75.
[07/24/15 20:22:15] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:09 towards level 75.
[07/25/15 08:23:21] Satoshi [139/876] has challenged SlowRiot [103/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:01:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/25/15 19:58:44] Satoshi [606/876] has come upon Simie [502/833] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:44:03 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/25/15 19:58:44] Satoshi has dealt Simie a Critical Strike! 5 days, 10:20:25 is added to Simie's clock.
[07/27/15 01:48:18] unicron [326/362] has challenged Satoshi [119/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:40 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/28/15 01:34:41] Satoshi misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:39:18 from level 75.
[07/29/15 17:02:01] Satoshi [632/876] has challenged pixelate [48/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:31:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/30/15 17:22:31] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:26 towards level 75.
[07/30/15 19:11:41] Satoshi [356/876] has challenged soltys [172/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:53 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/31/15 08:16:21] neurospex [150/1020] has challenged Satoshi [872/876] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:56:14 is added to neurospex's clock.
[07/31/15 22:21:32] bl4ckscor3 [173/520] has challenged Satoshi [850/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:55:41 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/01/15 11:46:31] CornFly [749/989] has come upon Satoshi [193/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:24:20 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/01/15 12:27:55] Satoshi, h00k, and irix [938/2633] have team battled Krenz, daemoneye, and Robmanx [869/1604] and won! 0 days, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/15 03:06:36] kenyon [357/1243] has come upon Satoshi [783/876] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:11:47 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/04/15 21:19:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 16:22:44 from level 75.
[08/05/15 00:33:07] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:58 towards level 75.
[08/05/15 07:01:06] Satoshi [102/876] has challenged JZTech101 [208/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/05/15 07:10:09] Midsandhighs, bogdan, and IdleMaster [646/1227] have team battled shandor, Satoshi, and Totengeist [2027/2418] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/15 07:03:50] Satoshi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:19 from level 75.
[08/07/15 03:32:20] gipyelrah [361/1011] has come upon Satoshi [852/876] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:22:30 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[08/07/15 17:32:44] SchrodingersScat [0/380] has challenged Satoshi [161/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:25:39 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/07/15 17:42:48] Satoshi [504/876] has come upon JustAPerson [129/457] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:40:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/07/15 21:34:02] Satoshi [835/876] has challenged Bkid [208/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:39 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/09/15 15:09:50] daemoneye, FrodoTheHobbit, and mwhahaha [1102/1731] have team battled discopig, Satoshi, and Gatewayy [1801/2094] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 00:51:16] Satoshi fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Satoshi's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/15 06:02:22] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:45 towards level 75.
[08/11/15 09:53:00] unicron, Nayru, and MontyZuma [1193/1908] have team battled Fluttershy, Satoshi, and Brom [1562/2345] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/15 13:19:00] danofthedeep [30/34] has challenged Satoshi [819/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to danofthedeep's clock.
[08/12/15 05:30:32] unicron [532/554] has challenged Satoshi [112/863] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/12/15 19:05:38] Evanna [390/424] has challenged Satoshi [132/863] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from Evanna's clock.
[08/12/15 19:05:38] In the fierce battle, Satoshi dropped his level 49 set of leggings! Evanna picks it up, tossing his old level 41 set of leggings to Satoshi.
[08/13/15 07:51:23] Satoshi [132/855] has come upon bendem [398/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:47 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/13/15 21:48:48] heatbrr [61/211] has challenged Satoshi [695/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to heatbrr's clock.
[08/13/15 21:54:29] Tesla [520/686] has challenged Satoshi [467/855] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from Tesla's clock.
[08/14/15 03:13:32] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:17:18 is added to his clock.
[08/14/15 03:20:10] FrodoTheHobbit [470/929] has come upon Satoshi [79/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:02 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[08/14/15 10:24:36] Krenz [243/923] has challenged Satoshi [699/855] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:23:56 is added to Krenz's clock.
[08/14/15 12:19:41] Satoshi [717/855] has come upon cbob [495/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:04:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/15/15 19:34:10] Satoshi [320/855] has come upon csssuf [173/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:53 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/15/15 22:19:55] EkimmI, Heisenberg, and kensington [146/1516] have team battled Totengeist, kenyon, and Satoshi [432/2935] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 23:42:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 00:30:35 toward level 75.
[08/18/15 21:16:10] Satoshi [110/855] has come upon SchrodingersScat [323/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:21:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/19/15 04:31:52] kenyon, keeper_c, and sasaniak [1853/3127] have team battled Cameron_D, Ttech, and Satoshi [769/3247] and won! 4 days, 06:10:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/15 15:03:28] SlowRiot [84/689] has challenged Satoshi [232/855] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:36:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/19/15 16:19:59] Satoshi [732/855] has come upon Midsandhighs [92/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:01:39 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/20/15 20:08:14] pants, Satoshi, ruan, and clonak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/15 23:45:55] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:10 towards level 75.
[08/22/15 02:27:35] droogie [746/896] has come upon Satoshi [229/855] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:11:59 is removed from droogie's clock.
[08/23/15 00:46:38] unicron [255/567] has come upon Satoshi [419/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/24/15 14:42:40] Satoshi burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Satoshi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/15 10:07:00] Loquatious [12/290] has challenged Satoshi [554/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[08/25/15 20:03:33] Satoshi [386/851] has challenged Setsu [106/174] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:11:08 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/26/15 13:57:41] Satoshi [416/851] has challenged Fattyeater [19/86] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:33:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/27/15 00:42:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 16:21:52 from level 76.
[08/27/15 20:46:34] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 10:59:03 is added to his clock.
[08/28/15 09:45:21] Satoshi [180/851] has come upon Boohbah [218/397] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:22:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/28/15 17:10:28] Satoshi [842/854] has come upon Jareeta [552/970] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 17:31:23 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/30/15 00:55:31] Mirc0p [233/512] has come upon Satoshi [511/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:09 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[08/30/15 16:33:16] Furry [54/526] has challenged Satoshi [419/854] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:31:39 is added to Furry's clock.
[08/30/15 21:00:31] idisjunction [458/894] has come upon Satoshi [299/854] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:33:14 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/31/15 12:51:58] Satoshi was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:26:58 from level 76.
[09/01/15 13:46:58] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:07:26 is added to his clock.
[09/01/15 23:54:17] Satoshi [491/854] has challenged prime [177/601] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:31:27 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/02/15 00:43:37] Satoshi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:33:23 from level 76.
[09/04/15 16:49:44] kork [46/349] has come upon Satoshi [499/854] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:10:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/05/15 01:39:29] Adar, Satoshi, and suterismus [1631/2500] have team battled Diitto, Opie, and kensington [1327/1502] and won! 1 day, 08:33:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 16:28:32] Tamini [445/617] has challenged Satoshi [363/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:23:05 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[09/06/15 23:40:44] Satoshi [278/854] has challenged grooverider [587/982] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/07/15 01:08:44] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 18:18:09 is added to his clock.
[09/07/15 19:28:00] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:54:06 from level 76.
[09/09/15 03:00:45] mwheeler [169/372] has challenged Satoshi [163/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from mwheeler's clock.
[09/09/15 22:31:35] ChiefRA [338/458] has come upon Satoshi [486/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:50:13 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[09/10/15 07:11:58] Satoshi [669/854] has challenged AngryParsley [558/895] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:19:07 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/10/15 14:14:45] Lenny [208/1070] has challenged Satoshi [96/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:46 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[09/11/15 03:09:33] Adar, Satoshi, and dwfreed [1190/1762] have team battled Killerkid, grooverider, and droogie [2244/2419] and lost! 0 days, 17:59:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/15 17:26:15] jenksy [386/635] has come upon Satoshi [562/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:05:53 is added to jenksy's clock.
[09/12/15 02:51:54] Tamini [335/623] has challenged Satoshi [187/854] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[09/12/15 23:03:08] Satoshi [47/854] has come upon blind [222/839] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:16:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/14/15 03:48:49] Satoshi [269/854] has come upon Midsandhighs [278/392] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:04:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/14/15 09:04:09] kensington, mwheeler, and zid [143/1684] have team battled Satoshi, suterismus, and Frogging101 [1573/2557] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 16:52:55] Satoshi [88/854] has challenged Fattyeater [24/437] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:15:25 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/15/15 04:41:05] Diitto [243/331] has challenged Satoshi [713/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Diitto's clock.
[09/15/15 09:59:32] godog [496/635] has challenged Satoshi [333/854] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:38:37 is removed from godog's clock.
[09/16/15 03:27:04] Brom, noother, and soltys [1967/2071] have team battled bigjay, NezumiRyu, and Satoshi [532/2192] and won! 0 days, 15:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 15:30:05] nitzer, r00f, and mwheeler [804/1808] have team battled fraq, unicron, and Satoshi [1548/1851] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 19:51:43] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/15 01:48:08] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:05:32 towards level 76.
[09/18/15 23:44:49] Satoshi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:37:33 from level 76.
[09/19/15 06:01:09] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 08:09:57 is added to his clock.
[09/19/15 10:38:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 25 days, 21:37:00 toward level 76.
[09/20/15 13:47:40] wallmani [263/343] has challenged Satoshi [280/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:49:42 is added to wallmani's clock.
[09/20/15 19:49:39] MJ94 [157/832] has challenged Satoshi [564/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:33 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/21/15 01:19:01] Satoshi [287/856] has come upon sasaniak [335/707] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:19:21 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/22/15 02:07:47] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 10:50:00 is added to his clock.
[09/22/15 05:46:23] ajhgfa, Ttech, and Bokkie [170/2398] have team battled tmberg, Gatewayy, and Satoshi [1853/2192] and lost! 0 days, 11:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/15 17:05:05] yasdorian [364/678] has challenged Satoshi [520/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:32 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[09/22/15 18:05:26] Satoshi [319/856] has challenged aowsenek [353/385] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:00:13 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/23/15 06:09:34] Satoshi [488/856] has challenged MontyZuma [870/893] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:18:47 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/24/15 07:57:54] XVar [426/551] has challenged Satoshi [752/856] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to XVar's clock.
[09/24/15 17:29:31] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:44:48 from level 76.
[09/25/15 13:21:23] Satoshi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:00:54 from level 76.
[09/26/15 07:34:18] Heisenberg [319/606] has challenged Satoshi [495/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:42:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/26/15 16:46:44] Satoshi got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:44:07 from level 76.
[09/27/15 03:37:25] Satoshi [75/856] has come upon Doctor [428/857] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:50:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/28/15 06:13:53] zankore [332/492] has come upon Satoshi [114/856] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:58:38 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/28/15 18:35:25] Zytho [34/78] has challenged Satoshi [469/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Zytho's clock.
[09/29/15 15:24:49] Satoshi [835/836] has come upon keeper_c [957/1230] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 19:49:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/29/15 20:53:23] Akiyuki [165/541] has come upon Satoshi [809/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:33:59 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[09/30/15 06:17:51] brendan, Satoshi, and Adar [404/2172] have team battled Meta, honkybonky, and FrodoTheHobbit [1377/2360] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 03:39:41] DrOfBaconNomics [133/273] has challenged Satoshi [448/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/01/15 15:26:41] Pici, Plasmastar, and clearcasting [850/1758] have team battled master_j, yasdorian, and Satoshi [974/2156] and lost! 7 days, 22:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/15 19:07:46] Satoshi [706/836] has come upon jenksy [613/638] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 13:28:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/04/15 14:48:13] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:02:27 towards level 76.
[10/05/15 00:34:40] RistoUuranmaki [304/538] has challenged Satoshi [506/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[10/06/15 10:50:41] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 18:04:21 is added to his clock.
[10/08/15 00:13:04] Satoshi [766/836] has come upon woonack [171/667] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 19:30:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/08/15 03:02:41] Satoshi [738/836] has come upon woonack [185/667] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:41:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/08/15 12:34:49] Ttech, Satoshi, and damyan [473/2964] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Str1ngS, and Asara [557/1958] and lost! 2 days, 06:08:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/15 17:42:06] Totengeist [83/872] has challenged Satoshi [814/836] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:56:24 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[10/11/15 21:18:43] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:24 from level 76.
[10/12/15 11:48:09] Satoshi, sjums_the_great, and Xyrael [1156/1758] have team battled soltys, dwfreed, and m0shbear [591/1862] and won! 0 days, 06:56:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 23:16:17] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:57:49 is added to his clock.
[10/16/15 09:24:05] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:31:36 from level 76.
[10/16/15 16:45:05] eva42, greycat, and Pici [1323/2344] have team battled lutoma, Satoshi, and charitwo [1155/1884] and won! 5 days, 02:18:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 07:30:11] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 13:12:10 is added to his clock.
[10/17/15 13:22:57] Sixbierehomme, Agent86, and vegadark [1166/1783] have team battled nfsnobody, Satoshi, and rharwood [425/2158] and won! 1 day, 12:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/15 04:03:53] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/15 23:14:03] eva42 [668/839] has come upon Satoshi [537/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:18:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/29/15 01:01:18] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:59:52 towards level 76.
[10/29/15 05:32:36] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:14:45 towards level 76.
[10/30/15 02:35:06] Satoshi, Asara, Tamini, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/15 22:15:43] Satoshi [71/839] has come upon Lenny [876/1070] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:22:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/31/15 23:53:20] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:49:15 towards level 76.
[11/01/15 12:21:51] DelayedReactions [194/298] has challenged Satoshi [835/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to DelayedReactions's clock.
[11/01/15 18:42:38] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:06:50 towards level 76.
[11/01/15 22:56:32] MrGlass, Bkid, and Douhet [430/1234] have team battled XJR-9, discopig, and Satoshi [840/2294] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/15 22:49:31] Xyrael, ruan, and zinya [1175/1668] have team battled Mateusz, Satoshi, and OvrdZe [751/2058] and won! 0 days, 14:16:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 18:58:01] MJ94 [133/843] has challenged Satoshi [803/839] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/04/15 01:51:11] blindbox, Satoshi, and droogie [1959/2117] have team battled FakeWizard, iamzim, and Douhet [745/1238] and won! 0 days, 04:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 15:46:36] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:52:00 towards level 76.
[11/05/15 12:03:08] Satoshi [832/839] has challenged FakeWizard [158/289] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:32:15 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/05/15 17:06:34] RickSanchez [9/203] has challenged Satoshi [316/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to RickSanchez's clock.
[11/05/15 17:33:47] Regnor [775/819] has come upon Satoshi [574/839] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:32:31 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[11/05/15 17:33:47] Regnor has dealt Satoshi a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:36:36 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/06/15 04:09:37] Satoshi [624/839] has come upon elf [417/833] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:01:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/07/15 10:18:39] Satoshi [173/839] has challenged Haquer [302/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:28:15 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/07/15 18:52:30] robochot [97/205] has challenged Satoshi [67/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:40 is removed from robochot's clock.
[11/07/15 22:09:13] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:41 towards level 76.
[11/08/15 18:04:18] Kazanir [175/355] has challenged Satoshi [224/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Kazanir's clock.
[11/08/15 23:20:08] beefnog, Heisenberg, and Satoshi [1910/1936] have team battled SchrodingersScat, r00f, and Alric` [1129/1773] and won! 0 days, 09:32:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/15 23:31:17] abra0 [166/605] has challenged Satoshi [51/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:32 is removed from abra0's clock.
[11/09/15 15:20:59] KyloRen, pfoley, and AngryParsley [1272/2025] have team battled sjefen6, Satoshi, and Lemelisk [898/1888] and won! 0 days, 16:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 07:46:08] Satoshi [711/839] has come upon pants [313/426] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:05:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/11/15 21:06:00] clearcasting, Milquetoast, and SirMonkeybox [1857/2243] have team battled Chuck, Satoshi, and dxrt [1071/2295] and won! 1 day, 19:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 02:57:12] Bkid [218/443] has challenged Satoshi [275/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:22:44 is added to Bkid's clock.
[11/22/15 06:52:40] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:16:58 from level 76.
[11/23/15 05:08:32] Satoshi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:58:08 from level 76.
[11/23/15 20:09:35] kier [38/51] has challenged Satoshi [722/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to kier's clock.
[11/24/15 13:41:44] Satoshi [480/839] has come upon icxcnika [259/400] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:10:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/25/15 04:26:37] Satoshi [89/839] has come upon argus [448/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:14:46 is added to Satoshi's clock.

[11/26/15 05:19:33] MontyZuma [311/907] has come upon Satoshi [169/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:44 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[12/01/15 02:36:57] Satoshi [480/839] has challenged MadMan [391/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:47:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/01/15 18:38:29] droogie [113/914] has come upon Satoshi [303/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:53 is added to droogie's clock.
[12/01/15 21:42:49] Evrial [135/438] has challenged Satoshi [248/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Evrial's clock.
[12/02/15 06:34:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 19:55:04 from level 76.
[12/02/15 15:51:25] Satoshi [626/839] has challenged identd [221/675] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:14:48 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/02/15 20:15:30] iynque, Satoshi, and Tenorman [586/2136] have team battled lipek, yano, and master_j [946/2485] and lost! 1 day, 00:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/15 23:16:26] TauPan, Satoshi, and DrOfBaconNomics [1156/1532] have team battled MetaNova, Boohbah, and MJ94 [776/1974] and won! 1 day, 08:33:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 23:47:15] Satoshi [751/839] has come upon Lemelisk [106/805] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:03:49 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/03/15 05:48:59] Satoshi was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:48:36 towards level 76.
[12/04/15 00:21:53] daemoneye [156/684] has come upon Satoshi [478/839] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:10:28 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[12/04/15 12:08:16] Satoshi [82/839] has challenged kenyon [91/1441] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:49:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/04/15 18:10:32] Satoshi [701/839] has challenged strugart [769/855] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:25:32 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/05/15 16:22:41] Satoshi [283/839] has come upon dwfreed [370/437] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:13:30 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/06/15 07:24:57] kenyon [239/1441] has challenged Satoshi [354/839] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:40:29 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/09/15 00:37:04] Meta [345/657] has come upon Satoshi [799/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:52:47 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/09/15 02:20:17] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:27 towards level 76.
[12/09/15 19:44:29] Satoshi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:59:29 from level 76.
[12/14/15 16:49:45] Satoshi set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:33:00 from level 76.
[12/14/15 17:23:20] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:11:58 from level 76.
[12/19/15 05:58:38] Satoshi [679/839] has come upon hannesenator [486/531] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:21:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/19/15 16:31:52] splinny [87/587] has challenged Satoshi [368/839] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:05:38 is added to splinny's clock.
[12/20/15 10:36:53] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:27:06 towards level 76.
[12/21/15 01:53:07] Cypher, Satoshi, and zokko [2008/2163] have team battled pixelate, roy, and Chuck [1468/1507] and won! 1 day, 11:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/15 03:46:13] discopig [316/795] has challenged Satoshi [292/839] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:50:38 is removed from discopig's clock.
[12/21/15 14:40:16] reveal, Boohbah, and Satoshi [886/1815] have team battled Nofew, tiwake, and zid [2615/2902] and lost! 2 days, 12:09:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/15 09:07:03] Satoshi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:52:32 from level 76.
[12/22/15 09:21:59] kensington [268/515] has come upon Satoshi [720/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:20:54 is added to kensington's clock.
[12/22/15 11:22:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 31 days, 10:47:34 toward level 76.
[12/22/15 15:42:07] Kable [448/707] has challenged Satoshi [786/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Kable's clock.
[12/23/15 21:26:22] pixelate [294/511] has come upon Satoshi [638/839] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:03:07 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/24/15 16:59:00] Satoshi [508/839] has come upon MadMan [125/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:24 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/25/15 14:29:27] Satoshi [242/839] has challenged MadMan [384/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:31:40 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/25/15 17:02:18] Satoshi [40/839] has come upon ElectRo [336/1209] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:06:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/27/15 03:52:27] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:01 towards level 76.
[12/27/15 12:05:40] Pogor [47/261] has challenged Satoshi [244/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Pogor's clock.
[12/27/15 20:13:25] Satoshi [545/839] has challenged SpaceKookie [362/372] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:09:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/28/15 14:09:02] Alys [138/198] has challenged Satoshi [418/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Alys's clock.
[12/30/15 07:48:32] Satoshi [750/839] has come upon blind [783/816] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/30/15 18:05:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 10:31:54 toward level 76.
[12/30/15 19:20:11] Satoshi [537/839] has challenged Boohbah [134/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:16:00 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/30/15 23:28:27] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:32 towards level 76.
[12/31/15 11:26:05] Str1ngS [330/432] has challenged Satoshi [372/839] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:37:29 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[01/04/16 13:02:33] Satoshi [810/839] has come upon grooverider [232/844] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:55:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/04/16 18:27:39] ChasedSpade, Diitto, and blizgerg [85/2323] have team battled Satoshi, blind, and Sixbierehomme [2086/2428] and lost! 1 day, 03:37:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/16 19:36:38] aucg, Satoshi, and sjums_the_great [1962/2012] have team battled m0shbear, elf, and allo [1122/2038] and won! 2 days, 07:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 16:11:32] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:23 towards level 76.
[01/07/16 16:21:27] Antutuuuuu [25/73] has challenged Satoshi [508/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/07/16 19:32:53] Satoshi [572/839] has challenged Brom [619/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:51 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/16 09:13:27] Onceuponaban [144/232] has challenged Satoshi [249/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Onceuponaban's clock.
[01/09/16 09:47:36] Satoshi [195/839] has challenged Sixbierehomme [266/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/10/16 06:51:20] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:25 towards level 76.
[01/10/16 07:25:51] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:52 towards level 76.
[01/10/16 17:19:01] Sixbierehomme, Diitto, and Satoshi [2249/2486] have team battled petrichor, pants, and Nyarlathotep [1080/1422] and won! 0 days, 03:35:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/16 23:01:16] Pici [117/704] has come upon Satoshi [318/839] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:52:43 is added to Pici's clock.
[01/11/16 08:54:49] Sir_Lemming [473/567] has come upon Satoshi [639/839] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:34:35 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/11/16 09:03:43] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:15 towards level 76.
[01/12/16 08:46:28] tspange [195/325] has challenged Satoshi [196/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/12/16 09:02:47] Satoshi [225/839] has come upon prattmic [79/878] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:46:11 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/13/16 01:07:24] Satoshi [731/839] has come upon zid [739/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:43:45 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/13/16 15:26:31] Sixbierehomme [154/773] has challenged Satoshi [172/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:35:58 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[01/13/16 20:13:54] BURUT, elf, and Fluttershy [273/2267] have team battled a1291762, Mindscrew, and Satoshi [281/2117] and lost! 1 day, 00:04:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/16 15:10:41] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:39 towards level 76.
[01/15/16 03:22:20] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:02 towards level 76.
[01/16/16 09:20:26] Satoshi [781/839] has come upon ChasedSpade [592/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:12:01 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/16/16 12:42:26] Asara [200/806] has come upon Satoshi [100/839] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:43:58 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/16/16 21:46:38] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:33 towards level 76.
[01/17/16 21:49:40] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:16 towards level 76.
[01/18/16 12:03:22] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:10 from level 76.
[01/18/16 13:14:27] Satoshi [542/839] has come upon JensRex [217/330] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:54:06 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/18/16 14:21:24] HeavyPodda [306/559] has come upon Satoshi [203/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:22:45 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/19/16 03:28:23] Satoshi [434/839] has come upon tiwake [926/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:46:17 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/19/16 09:17:46] Satoshi [584/839] has challenged ChasedSpade [11/649] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:44:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/21/16 09:42:25] astropoint, Petri, and Bkid [795/1486] have team battled Raycu, Satoshi, and petrichor [536/1409] and won! 0 days, 06:36:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/16 09:08:13] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:23 towards level 76.
[01/22/16 15:42:27] Ttech [141/1365] has come upon Satoshi [23/839] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:08:26 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/23/16 19:50:19] Schrodinger [218/424] has come upon Satoshi [649/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:50:58 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[01/24/16 14:14:19] lux [537/548] has come upon Satoshi [48/839] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:37 is removed from lux's clock.
[01/26/16 19:48:59] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:26 towards level 76.
[01/27/16 08:01:58] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:51 towards level 76.
[01/28/16 09:39:54] Satoshi [782/839] has challenged Lowbow [244/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:19:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/28/16 10:15:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 14:37:20 toward level 76.
[01/29/16 01:45:51] Douhet [689/760] has challenged Satoshi [135/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:44:17 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[01/29/16 09:15:04] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:31 from level 76.
[01/30/16 15:00:04] Satoshi [222/839] has challenged SpaceKookie [123/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:39 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/31/16 04:04:57] Satoshi [757/839] has challenged Regnor [424/831] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:11 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/31/16 10:21:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 0 days, 10:24:22 toward level 76.
[01/31/16 15:02:22] Satoshi [20/839] has challenged kapitanluffy [63/633] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:59:21 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/01/16 00:12:36] Satoshi [294/839] has challenged petrichor [68/459] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:25:26 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/01/16 08:15:48] Satoshi [460/839] has challenged d34th [287/602] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:48:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/01/16 11:05:28] grant050 [289/520] has come upon Satoshi [110/839] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:50 is removed from grant050's clock.
[02/01/16 12:10:02] Hundikutsikas [128/392] has challenged Satoshi [356/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Hundikutsikas's clock.
[02/01/16 17:26:18] yano [160/612] has come upon Satoshi [143/839] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:23:28 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/01/16 20:16:52] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:08:58 towards level 77.
[02/02/16 02:39:46] ConSi [78/283] has challenged Satoshi [431/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to ConSi's clock.
[02/02/16 07:19:19] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:02:10 from level 77.
[02/02/16 16:28:22] kier [165/498] has challenged Satoshi [159/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:03:50 is removed from kier's clock.
[02/03/16 21:39:27] Satoshi [687/839] has challenged sasaniak [452/700] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:17:04 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/05/16 09:53:04] blind [612/757] has challenged Satoshi [216/839] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:22:11 is removed from blind's clock.
[02/05/16 13:55:40] Satoshi saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:53:55 from level 77.
[02/07/16 00:07:30] BURUT [110/587] has challenged Satoshi [371/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:53:35 is added to BURUT's clock.
[02/07/16 21:51:08] LumpyKins [22/78] has come upon Satoshi [273/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:50 is added to LumpyKins's clock.
[02/08/16 11:39:54] robox [6/20] has challenged Satoshi [144/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to robox's clock.
[02/08/16 22:46:03] seek, Satoshi, and Glorfindel [730/2390] have team battled Antutuuuuu, Furry, and tmberg [891/1840] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 01:04:53] FrodoTheHobbit [641/1014] has come upon Satoshi [700/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:56:34 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[02/09/16 10:36:46] Gmane, jenksy, and Str1ngS [685/1459] have team battled Satoshi, Milquetoast, and Evrial [926/2288] and lost! 0 days, 20:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 16:08:29] AngryParsley, Plasmastar, and dxrt [722/2269] have team battled Satoshi, Tenorman, and blind [742/2367] and lost! 3 days, 16:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/16 03:42:02] jimmydorry [11/96] has challenged Satoshi [193/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to jimmydorry's clock.
[02/10/16 06:11:58] Crazycatlady [31/453] has challenged Satoshi [331/839] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/12/16 17:17:41] reim [461/643] has challenged Satoshi [303/839] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:02:31 is removed from reim's clock.
[02/12/16 22:38:42] Satoshi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:00:24 from level 77.
[02/13/16 03:03:45] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:19:03 towards level 77.
[02/13/16 09:46:44] Satoshi, Gizmokid2005, and Bkid [238/2220] have team battled MadHatter, damyan, and Furry [1701/1811] and lost! 2 days, 12:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 12:18:41] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:23:23 towards level 77.
[02/14/16 15:41:00] Satoshi left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Satoshi's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/16 21:32:16] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:23:09 from level 77.
[02/17/16 04:56:56] Satoshi [87/814] has challenged Fahrenheit [61/427] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:24:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/17/16 22:05:45] kork, FrodoTheHobbit, and Thrayden [1089/1751] have team battled Satoshi, Heisenberg, and Ironhoof [992/1967] and won! 0 days, 08:36:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 01:53:07] Heisenberg, Virtual, and allo [1797/1959] have team battled Satoshi, h00k, and seek [1943/2469] and lost! 5 days, 23:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 02:05:50] Satoshi [444/814] has challenged Milquetoast [396/902] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:47:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/19/16 08:14:44] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 06:00:04 is added to his clock.
[02/20/16 19:05:02] yeltsin [8/40] has challenged Satoshi [83/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to yeltsin's clock.
[02/21/16 10:52:55] Tharbakery [358/477] has challenged Satoshi [253/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from Tharbakery's clock.
[02/21/16 12:34:25] dindinx, godog, and Satoshi [47/2119] have team battled irix, RistoUuranmaki, and DesertStorm [1544/2060] and lost! 1 day, 16:57:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/16 12:00:31] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:50:39 towards level 77.
[02/22/16 13:36:11] himuraken [50/261] has challenged Satoshi [677/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to himuraken's clock.
[02/23/16 14:01:16] Andries [387/492] has come upon Satoshi [506/814] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:46:41 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/24/16 12:44:50] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:23:26 towards level 77.
[02/25/16 10:38:59] PinkiePie, joek, and double [719/1659] have team battled Satoshi, ChasedSpade, and Smockage [159/1854] and won! 0 days, 02:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 05:17:09] Satoshi [521/814] has challenged rharwood [395/686] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:49:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/27/16 07:47:07] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:03:50 towards level 77.
[02/27/16 09:03:34] shandor [582/699] has come upon Satoshi [642/814] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:22:48 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/01/16 15:49:37] Lios, robox, and Birdbones [1512/1898] have team battled Boohbah, Satoshi, and MrGlass [1320/2070] and won! 0 days, 04:54:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 16:04:40] wvlf [51/112] has challenged Satoshi [698/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to wvlf's clock.
[03/01/16 18:49:42] Killerkid [739/849] has challenged Satoshi [538/814] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:40:44 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/02/16 20:18:59] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:31:52 towards level 77.
[03/03/16 00:38:27] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:50:53 towards level 77.
[03/03/16 00:54:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 4 days, 14:27:16 toward level 77.
[03/03/16 02:07:36] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:28:53 towards level 77.
[03/03/16 22:46:51] Satoshi, kensington, Firien, and Gerdesas have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/16 13:45:34] Pascal, Heisenberg, and Satoshi [546/1755] have team battled Beavis, keepermurf, and h00k [2210/2721] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 07:56:31] Satoshi [65/814] has challenged abra0 [395/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:59:39 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/10/16 15:12:40] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:30 towards level 77.
[03/10/16 20:00:49] Satoshi [739/814] has come upon a1291762 [260/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:53:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/11/16 03:28:02] jdb [266/590] has challenged Satoshi [161/814] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:01:21 is removed from jdb's clock.
[03/11/16 14:32:54] Fahrenheit [134/414] has challenged Satoshi [59/814] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:39:17 is removed from Fahrenheit's clock.
[03/12/16 14:08:32] Satoshi was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:48 from level 77.
[03/12/16 16:48:51] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:28:06 towards level 77.
[03/12/16 17:46:44] Satoshi EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:27:58 from level 77.
[03/14/16 22:12:04] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:11 towards level 77.
[03/15/16 08:03:49] keepermurf [277/784] has challenged Satoshi [596/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:39 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[03/16/16 05:26:46] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:50:06 is added to his clock.
[03/16/16 09:07:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 8 days, 13:23:21 toward level 77.
[03/17/16 20:51:59] Doctor, SpaceKookie, and Adar [570/1954] have team battled tspange, Babar, and Satoshi [2015/2479] and lost! 0 days, 21:38:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/16 21:12:08] basepi [87/121] has challenged Satoshi [35/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:36 is removed from basepi's clock.
[03/18/16 05:43:08] Nayena [22/166] has challenged Satoshi [405/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to Nayena's clock.
[03/20/16 17:43:44] Satoshi [246/814] has come upon XenGi [541/906] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:10 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/20/16 22:48:51] Satoshi, Tharbakery, and hannesenator [196/2125] have team battled Gmane, Jareeta, and dindinx [297/2062] and lost! 1 day, 08:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 06:33:35] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:12:55 towards level 77.
[03/23/16 06:11:06] jdb [248/590] has challenged Satoshi [755/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:44:24 is added to jdb's clock.
[03/23/16 14:41:11] Satoshi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Satoshi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/16 07:12:07] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:21 towards level 77.
[03/28/16 22:39:58] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:00 towards level 77.
[03/29/16 01:44:13] MontyZuma [543/953] has come upon Satoshi [351/803] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:32:47 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[03/29/16 20:58:20] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:41 towards level 77.
[03/30/16 09:33:59] Satoshi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:41:15 from level 77.
[03/30/16 21:50:10] SlowRiot, Xenthys, and Satoshi [1810/2194] have team battled ruan, iovoid, and holloway [469/782] and won! 0 days, 11:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 04:17:23] aucg [411/706] has come upon Satoshi [741/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:03:33 is added to aucg's clock.
[03/31/16 08:20:11] Satoshi [801/803] has challenged pasties [116/157] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:27:55 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/31/16 08:34:28] Firien, Satoshi, and freeboson [103/1958] have team battled HeavyPodda, Fluttershy, and SchrodingersScat [1813/2400] and lost! 1 day, 07:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/16 10:47:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 7 days, 14:17:32 toward level 77.
[03/31/16 16:36:33] Satoshi met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:46 from level 77.
[03/31/16 16:58:58] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:21:48 from level 77.
[03/31/16 17:44:38] Satoshi [97/803] has come upon dindinx [453/636] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:32:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/02/16 05:18:52] Darky, SynthesizerPatel, and Brom [1872/2168] have team battled MJ94, Satoshi, and SirMonkeybox [1980/2148] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 11:00:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 8 days, 23:30:49 toward level 77.
[04/04/16 09:55:16] Satoshi [269/803] has challenged PiotrekD [260/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/04/16 15:23:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 08:44:31 toward level 77.
[04/05/16 15:28:40] TauPan, Satoshi, droogie, and lipek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/16 01:39:03] Satoshi [349/803] has come upon droogie [162/917] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/06/16 02:31:15] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:29 towards level 77.
[04/06/16 04:59:39] Satoshi [173/819] has challenged daemoneye [563/718] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:54:33 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/06/16 20:55:14] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:02:01 is added to his clock.
[04/08/16 05:51:38] sloth [51/304] has challenged Satoshi [550/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to sloth's clock.
[04/08/16 13:49:36] ville [261/625] has come upon Satoshi [405/819] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:53 is added to ville's clock.
[04/09/16 21:49:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 58 days, 12:02:52 toward level 78.
[04/10/16 14:59:02] sloth [116/310] has come upon Satoshi [78/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:50 is removed from sloth's clock.
[04/10/16 23:28:30] GilbertErik [241/475] has come upon Satoshi [614/819] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:15:30 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/11/16 14:19:09] Satoshi [623/819] has come upon Babar [691/931] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:36:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/11/16 16:05:06] Misza [126/990] has come upon Satoshi [513/819] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:02:38 is added to Misza's clock.
[04/12/16 04:50:16] Sir_Lemming, grooverider, and irix [1109/2479] have team battled Satoshi, damyan, and RBecker [1902/2324] and lost! 2 days, 16:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/16 14:46:34] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:14:29 from level 78.
[04/15/16 17:07:12] Satoshi [131/819] has come upon m0shbear [570/608] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:34:21 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/15/16 22:26:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 12:14:34 toward level 78.
[04/16/16 06:39:56] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:31 from level 78.
[04/16/16 09:45:54] PiMp0r [67/264] has challenged Satoshi [505/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to PiMp0r's clock.
[04/16/16 19:55:08] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:37:39 from level 78.
[04/17/16 02:08:57] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:10 towards level 78.
[04/17/16 14:29:34] Satoshi [223/819] has challenged Mateusz [508/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:04:43 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/19/16 09:28:24] Satoshi [532/819] has come upon Gatewayy [4/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:34:41 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/19/16 23:26:20] KyloRen, desspugne, and Satoshi [876/2491] have team battled paysties, idisjunction, and Frogging101 [975/2043] and lost! 3 days, 02:01:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/16 23:58:27] Satoshi [679/819] has challenged unicron [204/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:31:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/21/16 01:59:08] Bvarne [118/639] has challenged Satoshi [214/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:43 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[04/22/16 15:12:41] Satoshi [672/819] has challenged fraq [171/963] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:48:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/22/16 23:26:25] Satoshi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:01:29 from level 78.
[04/23/16 09:09:46] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:45:37 is added to his clock.
[04/24/16 05:19:21] Satoshi [88/819] has come upon Jareeta [600/1064] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:18:14 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/24/16 11:22:55] Satoshi [791/819] has come upon MJ94 [657/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:49:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/24/16 11:22:55] Satoshi has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:04:15 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/25/16 12:37:12] Rapier- [108/212] has challenged Satoshi [336/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Rapier-'s clock.
[04/25/16 21:40:36] Satoshi [454/819] has challenged Mirc0p [463/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:40:05 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/27/16 00:54:24] WallIdl, Jagon, and gipyelrah [1341/1919] have team battled Satoshi, zankore, and LordH [2199/2235] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 05:15:44] PiotrekD, Satoshi, and tspange [999/2121] have team battled nhandler, eva42, and JensRex [1484/1683] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 17:30:00] soltys [436/603] has come upon Satoshi [796/819] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:53:07 is added to soltys's clock.
[04/27/16 18:59:23] Kable [337/850] has challenged Satoshi [220/819] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:47:14 is removed from Kable's clock.
[04/28/16 18:08:15] Ironhoof [130/506] has challenged Satoshi [656/819] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:36 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/30/16 01:41:42] Satoshi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:22 from level 78.
[04/30/16 03:31:30] keeper_c, Satoshi, Heisenberg, and buyoq have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/16 04:21:14] Satoshi [267/819] has challenged nitzer [163/761] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:46:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/01/16 16:12:34] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:00:50 towards level 78.
[05/01/16 17:35:34] Satoshi [99/819] has challenged Meta [554/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:30:38 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/02/16 08:00:26] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:26 towards level 78.
[05/02/16 10:42:16] Satoshi [711/819] has challenged Friedolin [50/249] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:21:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/02/16 15:54:41] jenksy [229/711] has come upon Satoshi [173/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:21:16 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[05/03/16 10:50:06] Akiyuki [40/587] has come upon Satoshi [265/819] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:24 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[05/04/16 12:01:26] Satoshi [372/819] has challenged arlen [748/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:29:53 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/05/16 01:10:38] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:36:30 is added to his clock.
[05/05/16 13:56:42] dalisra [217/268] has challenged Satoshi [244/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to dalisra's clock.
[05/07/16 15:30:52] Satoshi [267/819] has challenged Samus [570/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:30:14 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/08/16 00:29:42] Pici, DoomedExistence, and odify [583/1695] have team battled Xenthys, Satoshi, and RBecker [1464/2171] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 15:35:48] Agent86, Andries, and Ggoes [99/1639] have team battled simple, Satoshi, and Majak [727/1871] and lost! 0 days, 16:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 16:05:37] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:15:50 is added to his clock.
[05/08/16 19:27:31] Satoshi [424/819] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [356/519] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:49:23 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/10/16 11:13:01] dax [42/289] has challenged Satoshi [241/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to dax's clock.
[05/10/16 19:02:29] Satoshi [783/819] has challenged grooverider [215/894] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:11:44 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/11/16 15:29:09] GilbertErik [92/498] has come upon Satoshi [440/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:04 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[05/12/16 10:04:36] Mirc0p [301/519] has come upon Satoshi [523/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:05 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/12/16 13:19:23] Satoshi [348/828] has challenged Str1ngS [66/391] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:42:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/12/16 17:54:22] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:48 from level 78.
[05/13/16 04:39:07] Satoshi left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Satoshi's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/16 02:27:54] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:10 towards level 78.
[05/14/16 05:43:10] theZoMBiE [169/469] has come upon Satoshi [187/805] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:45 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/14/16 19:38:42] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:18:36 towards level 78.
[05/16/16 03:37:59] Tratos, Jagon, and Satoshi [220/1912] have team battled charitwo, vegadark, and GilbertErik [1239/1480] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 00:29:59] bigjay, Evrial, and Darky [187/2517] have team battled Satoshi, dax, and zankore [260/1829] and lost! 1 day, 11:25:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 07:35:35] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:45:15 from level 78.
[05/18/16 07:47:19] Satoshi [473/805] has challenged pants [131/706] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:49:54 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/18/16 22:05:56] Satoshi was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:34:12 from level 78.
[05/19/16 18:18:03] brendan, Satoshi, unicron, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/16 23:53:41] Babar, m0shbear, and soltys [1265/2177] have team battled keeper_c, Satoshi, and vox [2334/2814] and lost! 1 day, 17:18:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/16 06:04:25] Sir_Lemming [204/599] has challenged Satoshi [129/805] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:51:30 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/20/16 17:28:30] pico [70/401] has come upon Satoshi [255/805] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:34:05 is added to pico's clock.
[05/20/16 22:49:49] dclaw123 [19/52] has challenged Satoshi [584/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[05/22/16 14:48:28] Satoshi [471/805] has come upon Brom [550/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:27:49 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/23/16 09:18:14] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:56 towards level 78.
[05/23/16 19:53:31] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:24:46 is added to his clock.
[05/24/16 15:49:37] Asara, Pogor, and honkybonky [394/1960] have team battled Satoshi, pfoley, and sloth [226/1797] and won! 0 days, 08:55:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 16:55:12] Agent86 [485/700] has challenged Satoshi [402/805] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:16:09 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[05/27/16 20:34:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 3 days, 07:21:29 toward level 78.
[05/28/16 00:07:24] m0shbear, HeavyPodda, and theZoMBiE [410/2046] have team battled fattrat, SlowRiot, and Satoshi [610/2368] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/16 09:11:07] Brainiac, mordac, and astropoint [987/1883] have team battled Satoshi, MontyZuma, and kensington [197/2377] and won! 1 day, 02:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 10:49:29] droogie, RistoUuranmaki, and vox [583/2292] have team battled vrillusions, Satoshi, and Cysioland [431/2452] and won! 0 days, 04:12:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/16 06:35:20] Satoshi [644/805] has come upon Jareeta [755/1054] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/31/16 15:23:32] Darky [53/836] has come upon Satoshi [19/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:41:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/31/16 23:52:09] Unikitty [616/912] has challenged Satoshi [418/805] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:34 is removed from Unikitty's clock.
[06/01/16 06:18:28] Satoshi [259/805] has challenged tmberg [745/874] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/02/16 18:21:47] Satoshi [42/805] has come upon neuro [273/947] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:13:40 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/04/16 08:28:39] Zaratustra, fraq, and identd [1719/2502] have team battled jdb, Chuck, and Satoshi [1595/1876] and won! 0 days, 10:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/16 16:30:22] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:26:50 towards level 79.
[06/06/16 01:12:29] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:04:00 towards level 79.
[06/06/16 22:45:46] Satoshi [162/805] has challenged Doctor [362/1007] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:36:17 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/07/16 12:27:35] Birdbones [157/1025] has come upon Satoshi [692/805] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:27:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/07/16 12:28:32] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 16:44:49 is added to his clock.
[06/09/16 15:10:45] Satoshi [264/805] has challenged kenyon [606/1332] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:00:37 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/09/16 19:58:16] Satoshi, jwon, and basepi [1436/1960] have team battled Globalirc, magnetik, and Lemelisk [718/2343] and won! 0 days, 02:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 15:37:01] Satoshi, LordH, and Chuck [866/2080] have team battled FakeWizard, brendan, and MetaNova [288/1999] and won! 1 day, 07:13:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 23:05:59] Satoshi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:04:38 from level 79.
[06/11/16 12:44:17] Ladon, ruan, and Satoshi [1567/2105] have team battled Diitto, gabriel, and Antutuuuuu [1005/2839] and won! 9 days, 17:32:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 12:38:32] rharwood [358/520] has challenged Satoshi [372/805] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:07:05 is added to rharwood's clock.
[06/12/16 16:06:40] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:47:23 towards level 79.
[06/12/16 16:09:08] dax, Lios, and Heisenberg [695/1753] have team battled Sprort, Adar, and Satoshi [453/1698] and won! 1 day, 10:59:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 23:29:06] Fizban [5/24] has challenged Satoshi [113/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Fizban's clock.
[06/13/16 20:50:19] Satoshi [408/805] has challenged pico [401/413] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:02 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/13/16 21:50:40] Satoshi [736/805] has challenged ChasedSpade [568/690] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:40:34 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/14/16 12:45:31] Satoshi, Majak, and d34th [1912/2265] have team battled theZoMBiE, dclaw123, and Andries [590/1387] and won! 0 days, 10:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 19:59:09] Satoshi [529/805] has challenged Evrial [259/662] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:39:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/15/16 07:16:37] Gmane, sjefen6, and IndigoTiger [543/1117] have team battled Bkid, arlen, and Satoshi [843/2415] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/16 15:30:46] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:54:45 towards level 79.
[06/15/16 17:39:38] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:03:48 from level 79.
[06/17/16 03:19:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 13:56:09 toward level 79.
[06/17/16 09:34:05] Satoshi [322/805] has challenged Frogging101 [84/452] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:09:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/18/16 03:08:10] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:51 towards level 79.
[06/19/16 06:49:49] PinkiePie [88/595] has challenged Satoshi [455/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:50 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[06/19/16 19:11:16] Satoshi [137/805] has come upon vBm [166/357] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:24:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/20/16 04:31:05] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 04:20:20 is added to his clock.
[06/20/16 11:39:19] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:35:00 from level 79.
[06/20/16 22:03:48] Babar [371/972] has challenged Satoshi [573/805] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:43:33 is added to Babar's clock.
[06/20/16 23:09:10] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:18 towards level 79.
[06/21/16 04:16:27] Satoshi set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:26:49 from level 79.
[06/23/16 03:22:51] Scar3cr0w [58/870] has challenged Satoshi [446/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:08 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[06/23/16 05:56:25] blizgerg, idisjunction, and CornFly [780/2671] have team battled Satoshi, vrillusions, and elf [57/2726] and won! 1 day, 11:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 07:59:32] Frogging101, Tenorman, and Satoshi [1861/2065] have team battled WallIdl, Herb_Tarlek, and Milquetoast [1065/1910] and won! 2 days, 01:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 17:28:21] SchrodingersScat [209/455] has challenged Satoshi [96/805] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:23:30 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[06/23/16 17:28:21] In the fierce battle, Satoshi dropped his level 72 helm! SchrodingersScat picks it up, tossing his old level 32 helm to Satoshi.
[06/24/16 11:55:59] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:38:48 from level 79.
[06/24/16 12:27:26] Satoshi, ruan, dax, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/16 18:20:55] Xenthys, Satoshi, and FakeWizard [990/2014] have team battled argus, ChasedSpade, and jwon [1435/1798] and lost! 4 days, 04:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 19:13:18] Zirkon [1/4] has challenged Satoshi [650/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Zirkon's clock.
[06/26/16 21:42:58] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:09:51 is added to his clock.
[06/27/16 14:26:17] Pokota [81/585] has challenged Satoshi [66/769] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from Pokota's clock.
[06/29/16 06:39:57] BURUT, zankore, and Str1ngS [1178/2074] have team battled Satoshi, vegadark, and Mateusz [1138/1944] and won! 2 days, 04:35:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 09:01:36] GilbertErik [110/529] has come upon Satoshi [699/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/03/16 01:38:28] Satoshi [366/769] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [9/794] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:32:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/03/16 08:43:16] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:06:11 from level 79.
[07/03/16 16:32:40] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:17:52 towards level 79.
[07/04/16 07:16:47] Satoshi [695/769] has come upon astropoint [2/604] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:50:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/08/16 05:30:51] Satoshi [76/769] has challenged godog [590/661] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:11:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/12/16 08:12:35] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:23:04 from level 79.
[07/13/16 07:57:50] KyloRen, CornFly, and Satoshi [217/2422] have team battled JensRex, yasdorian, and woonack [1471/1604] and lost! 0 days, 17:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/16 10:52:02] Satoshi, suterismus, and HeavyPodda [2031/2899] have team battled Onceuponaban, Bvarne, and Cameron_D [892/2364] and won! 2 days, 03:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 16:10:24] Lemelisk [169/1126] has challenged Satoshi [491/769] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:17 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[07/17/16 23:18:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 12:27:40 from level 79.
[07/17/16 23:47:43] Satoshi slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Satoshi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/16 00:52:35] Pithlit [175/475] has challenged Satoshi [588/764] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[07/18/16 05:06:48] Satoshi [485/764] has come upon dclaw123 [340/344] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:44:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/18/16 06:48:02] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:09:52 from level 79.
[07/18/16 10:25:03] Satoshi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:18:25 from level 79.
[07/20/16 10:46:36] Zaratustra [150/796] has come upon Satoshi [2/764] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:29:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/23/16 21:04:28] Satoshi, theemstra, and Plasmastar [1064/1845] have team battled pants, theZoMBiE, and holloway [360/1857] and won! 10 days, 13:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 22:20:17] arlen [45/1015] has challenged Satoshi [110/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:50 is added to arlen's clock.
[07/24/16 01:11:15] SchrodingersScat, brendan, and Kussie [1476/1985] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Satoshi, and Cypher [654/2348] and won! 0 days, 02:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 15:40:53] MrGlass [517/655] has come upon Satoshi [565/764] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:48:01 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[07/24/16 23:29:46] vegadark [194/415] has challenged Satoshi [54/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:35:30 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/25/16 01:48:58] Majak, eva42, and Satoshi [1165/2304] have team battled stonehammer, cudaman73, and Ttech [2102/2286] and lost! 0 days, 12:45:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 22:56:58] MJ94 [386/684] has challenged Satoshi [693/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:30:36 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/29/16 05:43:16] Satoshi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:33:44 from level 79.
[07/29/16 11:32:25] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:32:34 from level 79.
[07/29/16 18:24:24] Kalinakov, IndigoTiger, and holloway [613/1666] have team battled shandor, Satoshi, and allo [1843/2010] and lost! 0 days, 16:26:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/16 02:48:22] Diitto, Satoshi, and robochot [288/2361] have team battled Ironhoof, vox, and Majak [1140/2074] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/16 08:45:11] MontyZuma, blind, and Mjolnir [1307/2175] have team battled Cameron_D, BURUT, and Satoshi [2523/2738] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 00:43:21] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/16 15:07:10] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/16 19:19:01] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:40:34 towards level 79.
[08/05/16 00:11:19] Agusanz [311/502] has challenged Satoshi [443/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:22 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[08/05/16 03:12:32] fangfufu [263/540] has challenged Satoshi [328/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:10:09 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[08/06/16 11:25:14] Satoshi [457/761] has challenged Brainiac [105/699] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:31:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/06/16 13:26:03] Nofew [886/960] has challenged Satoshi [449/761] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:31:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/07/16 03:35:08] HeavyPodda, Satoshi, and Woona [1103/2154] have team battled SlowRiot, holloway, and basepi [921/1995] and won! 0 days, 14:51:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 22:44:45] Satoshi misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:38:24 from level 79.
[08/11/16 01:09:40] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:28:57 towards level 79.
[08/11/16 10:55:16] Satoshi [84/761] has come upon honkybonky [152/759] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:22:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/11/16 20:55:13] Kalinakov, Adar, and blizgerg [1430/2095] have team battled MrGlass, Satoshi, and Pokota [227/1878] and won! 1 day, 04:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/16 00:30:10] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:25:44 from level 79.
[08/12/16 04:19:33] Satoshi [266/761] has challenged dindinx [167/411] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:33:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/12/16 04:19:33] Satoshi has dealt dindinx a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:39:00 is added to dindinx's clock.
[08/12/16 11:22:23] Hydrogenum [316/537] has challenged Satoshi [731/761] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:08:53 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/13/16 23:22:25] Satoshi [614/761] has come upon a1291762 [749/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:33:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/14/16 17:38:42] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:14:55 is added to his clock.
[08/15/16 11:07:28] Satoshi [175/761] has come upon unicron [66/718] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:11:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/16/16 09:56:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 4 days, 09:13:50 toward level 79.
[08/16/16 10:01:59] SN4T14 [11/239] has challenged Satoshi [462/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[08/16/16 20:57:53] SarahD, JensRex, and bootdisk [1142/1503] have team battled roy, Satoshi, and RistoUuranmaki [331/1997] and won! 1 day, 10:44:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 08:31:06] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:34:05 is added to his clock.
[08/18/16 05:06:55] Tenorman [252/802] has come upon Satoshi [214/761] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:25:27 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/18/16 23:15:12] Satoshi, theZoMBiE, bootdisk, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/16 14:46:47] honkybonky, spillere, and Majak [1640/1960] have team battled suterismus, TauPan, and Satoshi [188/2297] and won! 2 days, 08:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/16 12:02:28] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:57 towards level 79.
[08/20/16 13:30:34] Xenthys, Jim, and iViLe [233/2061] have team battled Lenny, KyloRen, and Satoshi [825/2566] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 20:37:08] bigjay, Satoshi, and Bvarne [900/2585] have team battled zid, MadMan, and Lemelisk [849/2574] and won! 1 day, 14:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 21:50:37] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:29:41 from level 79.
[08/24/16 04:41:19] pixelate [129/523] has come upon Satoshi [596/761] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:47:29 is added to pixelate's clock.
[08/24/16 13:51:25] Satoshi [739/761] has come upon SchrodingersScat [72/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:01:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/26/16 04:11:55] Satoshi [669/761] has come upon Boohbah [149/725] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:44:01 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/26/16 18:05:18] WallIdl [240/735] has challenged Satoshi [281/761] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:16:33 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/26/16 18:23:46] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:52 from level 79.
[08/27/16 20:05:35] Satoshi has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:04 from level 79.
[08/28/16 05:20:21] arlen [276/755] has challenged Satoshi [231/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:00:45 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/28/16 06:57:43] Chuck, Bvarne, and Pithlit [119/1750] have team battled Regnor, Satoshi, and Tenorman [78/2525] and won! 0 days, 00:43:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 09:41:41] BronyDee [17/533] has come upon Satoshi [418/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:23 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[08/29/16 23:41:26] simple, SynthesizerPatel, and darkmage [774/2320] have team battled PiotrekD, xa, and Satoshi [733/1665] and won! 0 days, 08:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 23:50:04] fattrat [383/645] has come upon Satoshi [142/761] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:41:35 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/31/16 04:40:17] SirMonkeybox, Frogging101, and zid [484/2226] have team battled vox, Satoshi, and zankore [755/2381] and lost! 5 days, 10:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 14:23:35] Satoshi set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:11 from level 79.
[09/02/16 07:19:35] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:54:10 is added to his clock.
[09/02/16 18:50:27] ryushe [428/897] has come upon Satoshi [421/761] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:58:07 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[09/03/16 08:26:01] Satoshi [44/761] has challenged Eldoreth [285/398] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:54:45 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/03/16 16:20:31] canton7 [74/335] has challenged Satoshi [39/761] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:29 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/04/16 10:57:30] Andries [86/683] has come upon Satoshi [71/761] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:07:45 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/04/16 22:24:57] Satoshi, Birdbones, and SynthesizerPatel [2510/2560] have team battled Boohbah, Andries, and suterismus [2441/2644] and won! 6 days, 04:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/16 23:53:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 18 days, 05:00:45 toward level 79.
[09/06/16 10:03:55] PocketKiller [19/334] has challenged Satoshi [39/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[09/09/16 18:20:30] Satoshi [748/761] has challenged Killerkid [400/909] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:41:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/11/16 01:23:01] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:44 towards level 79.
[09/11/16 02:03:23] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:32 towards level 79.
[09/11/16 05:31:57] SynthesizerPatel [546/827] has challenged Satoshi [638/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:40:39 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/11/16 06:13:07] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:13 towards level 79.
[09/11/16 12:58:30] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:40 towards level 79.
[09/12/16 10:10:18] dxrt, Satoshi, and Jareeta [829/2798] have team battled abra0, Plasmastar, and Ironhoof [981/1974] and lost! 1 day, 04:38:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/16 12:21:19] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:26 towards level 79.
[09/12/16 22:17:15] Silvanus_Betrium [131/570] has come upon Satoshi [97/761] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:08:15 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/12/16 23:55:40] Spork_Witch [68/177] has challenged Satoshi [674/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Spork_Witch's clock.
[09/26/16 11:48:44] [k- [75/274] has come upon Satoshi [522/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:44 is added to [k-'s clock.
[09/27/16 00:09:06] Satoshi [481/761] has challenged XJR-9 [588/714] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:22:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/10/16 18:34:56] Mithkabob, Zaratustra, and Flynn [1216/2209] have team battled Satoshi, Drevas, and gipyelrah [1328/2069] and lost! 1 day, 08:32:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 15:33:26] Satoshi stole yano's level 57 helm while they were sleeping! Satoshi leaves his old level 32 helm behind, which yano then takes.
[10/13/16 06:01:50] Satoshi [657/783] has challenged Bradicus [110/591] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:18:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/16 07:02:12] Satoshi [24/783] has challenged tspange [838/931] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:54:22 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/16 11:25:28] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:32:48 is added to his clock.
[10/13/16 12:03:46] Satoshi [635/783] has challenged simple [706/866] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:13:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/16 12:06:43] Woona [177/848] has come upon Satoshi [691/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:43:26 is added to Woona's clock.
[10/13/16 14:04:25] Satoshi [187/783] has challenged petrichor [413/587] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:51:46 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/13/16 23:19:17] petrichor, kensington, and Sir_Lemming [974/1758] have team battled Satoshi, TauPan, and MontyZuma [1639/2151] and lost! 2 days, 05:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/16 07:53:27] Satoshi, tspange, MontyZuma, and petrichor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/16 09:10:21] Satoshi [81/783] has challenged TauPan [206/306] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:08:29 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/15/16 00:33:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 26 days, 18:56:20 toward level 79.
[10/16/16 01:23:37] soltys [74/647] has challenged Satoshi [515/783] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:17:47 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/16/16 05:24:54] Satoshi [671/783] has challenged KeboDK [486/834] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:58:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/16/16 19:29:44] kenyon [69/1086] has challenged Satoshi [571/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:06:04 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/17/16 07:03:04] Satoshi, theemstra, and Plasmastar [484/1808] have team battled Lor, JensRex, and damyan [534/1803] and lost! 3 days, 04:20:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/16 14:34:57] hypino [0/1] has challenged Satoshi [393/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to hypino's clock.
[10/17/16 15:40:33] Satoshi [482/783] has come upon Pithlit [443/475] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:55:28 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/18/16 11:07:35] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:22:00 from level 79.
[10/19/16 02:54:07] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:25:13 is added to his clock.
[10/19/16 07:54:21] Zye [335/708] has come upon Satoshi [748/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:28 is added to Zye's clock.
[10/20/16 00:10:40] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:27 towards level 79.
[10/20/16 04:57:38] Satoshi [263/783] has challenged Tzic [594/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:47:59 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/20/16 06:47:48] Satoshi [510/783] has come upon PiotrekD [153/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:13:23 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/20/16 12:03:10] Satoshi [500/783] has come upon blind [309/778] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:10:36 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/21/16 01:04:36] Satoshi [259/783] has challenged basepi [603/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:42:09 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/21/16 04:05:38] Satoshi [50/783] has challenged LordH [291/942] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:56:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/23/16 12:55:22] GilbertErik [302/533] has come upon Satoshi [12/783] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:45:22 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[10/25/16 23:46:33] Satoshi [426/783] has come upon gipyelrah [16/1092] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:39:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/26/16 18:29:47] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:36 towards level 79.
[10/27/16 09:40:56] JuanMaestro [319/578] has challenged Satoshi [359/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/27/16 21:54:14] Satoshi, SirMonkeybox, and Majak [519/2240] have team battled Str1ngS, nikoJ, and Mateusz [455/1829] and won! 2 days, 22:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/16 01:42:02] Satoshi [414/783] has challenged woonack [18/456] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/28/16 13:47:13] Satoshi [420/783] has come upon xa [66/352] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:48:14 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/28/16 18:59:46] Satoshi died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:01 from level 79.
[10/28/16 22:33:36] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:47 towards level 79.
[10/29/16 17:56:09] PocketKiller, Lemelisk, and ruan [120/2009] have team battled astropoint, Sixbierehomme, and Satoshi [1558/2119] and lost! 1 day, 09:49:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/16 14:40:07] Satoshi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:30 from level 79.
[10/31/16 01:07:28] Satoshi [542/783] has challenged RBecker [236/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:20:59 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/01/16 04:20:15] Satoshi, Ttech, and daemoneye [2740/3000] have team battled pixelate, arlen, and FakeWizard [2087/2135] and won! 1 day, 15:15:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 04:27:20] Satoshi burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Satoshi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/16 21:32:39] Fudster [203/221] has challenged Satoshi [28/780] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from Fudster's clock.
[11/01/16 21:32:39] Fudster has dealt Satoshi a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:45:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/02/16 08:18:14] holloway [375/502] has challenged Satoshi [629/780] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/02/16 08:34:56] Tenorman [598/862] has come upon Satoshi [228/780] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:25:44 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/02/16 14:57:38] Satoshi set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:13 from level 79.
[11/02/16 18:03:31] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:13:57 from level 79.
[11/02/16 20:07:13] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:29 towards level 79.
[11/03/16 00:22:09] FakeWizard [400/629] has come upon Satoshi [173/780] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:13:01 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/04/16 13:47:52] Satoshi [277/780] has challenged Cameron_D [864/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:26:30 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/04/16 14:48:17] Satoshi [259/780] has challenged Reilly [187/418] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:53:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/04/16 15:48:42] Satoshi [540/780] has challenged Cenhinen [193/615] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:34:55 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/05/16 12:56:30] Majak [383/536] has challenged Satoshi [629/780] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:44:15 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/05/16 21:38:29] Satoshi [476/780] has come upon Mithkabob [3/347] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:05:05 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/06/16 04:20:18] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:56 towards level 79.
[11/06/16 22:09:11] Satoshi [113/780] has challenged xa [206/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:50:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/07/16 03:49:43] Satoshi [166/780] has come upon a1291762 [510/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:45:50 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/08/16 20:26:27] Zaratustra [187/921] has challenged Satoshi [99/780] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:21:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/09/16 01:02:26] Satoshi EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:59:11 from level 79.
[11/10/16 03:17:58] Tenorman, godog, and abra0 [194/2375] have team battled Satoshi, master_j, and XJR-9 [1712/2138] and lost! 7 days, 08:39:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/16 02:01:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 12 days, 10:43:44 toward level 79.
[11/12/16 14:33:09] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:23 towards level 79.
[11/13/16 00:13:07] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:53:35 is added to his clock.
[11/13/16 08:54:39] Fluttershy [415/1089] has come upon Satoshi [577/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:01:03 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[11/13/16 16:19:02] Satoshi, jeffl35, and Babar [2079/2255] have team battled dindinx, vegadark, and RistoUuranmaki [131/1522] and won! 0 days, 09:48:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 17:09:47] MadMan, tmberg, and JuanMaestro [1623/2024] have team battled himuraken, Satoshi, and zankore [1915/2043] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 09:18:18] pfoley [157/645] has challenged Satoshi [20/780] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:24:04 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[11/14/16 15:20:42] SirMonkeybox [149/709] has challenged Satoshi [252/780] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:16:46 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/15/16 17:26:41] Virtual [404/569] has come upon Satoshi [458/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:51 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/15/16 18:23:05] Satoshi invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:11 towards level 79.
[11/16/16 13:30:56] Tzic [732/820] has come upon Satoshi [16/780] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:32 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[11/16/16 14:32:41] Satoshi [407/780] has challenged irix [102/1055] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:09 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[11/16/16 18:34:13] Satoshi [184/780] has challenged Mirc0p [440/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:45 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/16/16 18:35:01] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:05 from level 79.
[11/18/16 14:44:15] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:20 from level 79.
[11/19/16 14:03:00] grooverider [202/921] has challenged Satoshi [715/780] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:35:58 is added to grooverider's clock.
[11/20/16 04:16:41] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:13 towards level 79.
[11/20/16 16:41:01] kenyon, robochot, and dxrt [1128/2490] have team battled Sonata, Satoshi, and Babar [899/1938] and won! 0 days, 07:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/16 10:33:48] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:38 towards level 79.
[11/24/16 19:12:24] Satoshi was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:42 from level 79.
[11/25/16 02:32:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 4 days, 08:56:56 toward level 79.
[11/25/16 07:42:55] SN4T14, Satoshi, and Birdbones [2054/2194] have team battled Sundance, tspange, and pants [353/2100] and won! 0 days, 04:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/16 17:36:28] dragonreborn [73/286] has challenged Satoshi [725/780] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to dragonreborn's clock.
[11/27/16 08:46:11] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:33 towards level 79.
[11/27/16 17:34:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 1 day, 01:56:39 toward level 79.
[11/28/16 04:33:44] tspange [232/957] has come upon Satoshi [189/780] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:43:36 is removed from tspange's clock.
[11/28/16 11:23:52] rt [186/385] has challenged Satoshi [737/780] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to rt's clock.
[11/28/16 17:47:35] VoidFox [358/630] has come upon Satoshi [721/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:43:27 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[11/29/16 08:37:41] Ferdroid [0/91] has challenged Satoshi [360/780] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to Ferdroid's clock.
[11/29/16 12:38:23] Satoshi [192/780] has come upon himuraken [269/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:57 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/01/16 01:03:29] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:43 from level 79.
[12/01/16 23:46:34] Satoshi [211/780] has come upon dzen [116/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:45:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/02/16 06:33:04] Satoshi [467/780] has challenged rt [307/385] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:26:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/02/16 06:42:59] GilbertErik [157/538] has come upon Satoshi [573/780] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:18:58 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/03/16 06:23:15] pagz [87/303] has challenged Satoshi [142/780] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to pagz's clock.
[12/05/16 06:37:23] NeuralMiner [224/278] has challenged Satoshi [542/780] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/05/16 09:29:29] Bkid [360/656] has challenged Satoshi [212/780] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[12/06/16 00:43:41] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:50:10 from level 80.
[12/06/16 06:08:30] Grateful [276/308] has challenged Satoshi [158/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from Grateful's clock.
[12/07/16 04:36:39] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:01:16 towards level 80.
[12/08/16 12:39:04] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:12:04 from level 80.
[12/09/16 18:23:45] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:44:37 towards level 80.
[12/10/16 04:18:44] Satoshi [726/783] has challenged Zaratustra [776/933] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:05:13 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/11/16 05:53:18] Satoshi [586/783] has come upon elbie [236/358] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:38:17 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/12/16 12:31:11] a1291762, Herb_Tarlek, and kenyon [2618/2789] have team battled holloway, hannesenator, and Satoshi [681/2317] and won! 4 days, 18:13:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 04:47:22] Satoshi [753/783] has challenged Ironhoof [72/822] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:09:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/13/16 05:28:48] brendan, mwhahaha, and double [2277/2324] have team battled Satoshi, Andries, and fbenoit [1135/1943] and won! 1 day, 14:48:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 15:35:42] astropoint [417/626] has come upon Satoshi [208/783] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:48:12 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[12/13/16 15:51:45] Furry [80/658] has challenged Satoshi [663/783] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:54:33 is added to Furry's clock.
[12/13/16 21:50:51] Satoshi [49/783] has come upon zid [29/841] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:15:52 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/16 05:10:27] sjums_the_great, Relayer, and theemstra [1468/1744] have team battled Sailor_Venus, Doctor, and Satoshi [1963/2237] and lost! 1 day, 11:38:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 20:31:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 13:33:55 from level 80.
[12/15/16 07:39:51] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:45:03 towards level 80.
[12/16/16 15:44:13] NeuralMiner [74/456] has challenged Satoshi [515/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/17/16 09:57:27] canton7 [334/667] has come upon Satoshi [743/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:18 is added to canton7's clock.
[12/17/16 21:32:14] dindinx [70/420] has challenged Satoshi [440/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:25:46 is added to dindinx's clock.
[12/20/16 01:59:56] Satoshi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:28:47 from level 80.
[12/20/16 03:49:47] womblecat, Pithlit, and elbie [992/1252] have team battled Milquetoast, sjefen6, and Satoshi [1316/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/16 23:05:43] Satoshi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:47:41 from level 80.
[12/22/16 20:19:34] Mordraan [10/29] has challenged Satoshi [722/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[12/24/16 12:15:27] yasdorian, Ladon, and AbrahamLinksys [1693/2242] have team battled Satoshi, Meta, and KeboDK [1522/2534] and won! 1 day, 17:51:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 01:37:29] Anaxyn [89/753] has challenged Satoshi [777/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:16 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[12/25/16 21:43:49] elbie [86/473] has come upon Satoshi [533/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:49:48 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/26/16 15:50:32] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:13:55 towards level 80.
[12/27/16 05:19:59] yano, Str1ngS, and Silvanus_Betrium [1315/1555] have team battled Oooooog, suterismus, and Satoshi [710/2574] and won! 0 days, 02:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/16 10:47:34] jstg [382/610] has come upon Satoshi [770/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:20:45 is added to jstg's clock.
[12/28/16 06:16:48] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:04:42 towards level 80.
[12/30/16 04:22:10] Satoshi [780/783] has challenged elf [53/891] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:59:18 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/30/16 11:55:44] Satoshi [394/783] has come upon brycec [707/738] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:16:17 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/31/16 04:29:58] Satoshi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:07:32 towards level 80.
[12/31/16 11:15:20] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:41:47 is added to his clock.
[01/02/17 12:44:52] kensington [313/601] has come upon Satoshi [451/783] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:32:43 is added to kensington's clock.
[01/02/17 21:54:21] Satoshi [300/783] has challenged Birdbones [576/961] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:48:30 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/03/17 01:55:45] Jareeta [287/1074] has challenged Satoshi [586/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:39 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[01/03/17 13:36:20] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:24:15 towards level 80.
[01/05/17 07:55:35] Satoshi, elbie, and basepi [386/2118] have team battled suterismus, benoliver999, and sphere_au [625/1990] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/17 10:40:31] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:19:30 is added to his clock.
[01/06/17 19:31:10] Satoshi [51/783] has challenged Crazycatlady [195/447] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:04:34 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/06/17 19:47:30] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:30:43 towards level 80.
[01/06/17 23:32:30] Satoshi [545/783] has challenged canton7 [212/706] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:07:10 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/07/17 05:05:20] ruan, V`ger, and Satoshi [504/1881] have team battled Cameron_D, MetaNova, and D-NICE [843/2543] and lost! 1 day, 08:44:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/17 03:59:28] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:05:38 is added to his clock.
[01/08/17 23:39:28] brantje [95/334] has challenged Satoshi [260/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to brantje's clock.
[01/09/17 03:54:53] Satoshi [40/783] has come upon canton7 [436/706] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:28:29 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/09/17 16:49:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 09:06:58 from level 80.
[01/10/17 02:06:38] Satoshi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:00:13 towards level 80.
[01/10/17 13:35:05] kensington, Sixbierehomme, and Satoshi [620/2107] have team battled Str1ngS, Zoddo, and hannesenator [1836/2158] and lost! 7 days, 07:31:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 03:24:41] osannatas [232/427] has challenged Satoshi [749/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to osannatas's clock.
[01/11/17 13:35:14] omnivore [70/82] has challenged Satoshi [41/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:36 is removed from omnivore's clock.
[01/12/17 07:51:23] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:26:17 towards level 80.
[01/12/17 11:38:01] Satoshi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:57:32 towards level 80.
[01/12/17 19:01:27] elbie, dindinx, and Mordraan [1153/1305] have team battled Satoshi, MJ94, and elf [1601/2602] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/17 22:31:16] Babar [149/967] has come upon Satoshi [579/783] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:17:52 is added to Babar's clock.
[01/13/17 13:05:52] Satoshi [74/783] has come upon dxrt [284/947] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:40:55 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/13/17 16:50:54] vrillusions, everbrew, and omnivore [492/1937] have team battled Satoshi, Realmy, and Asara [1161/2921] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/17 09:16:25] everbrew [708/745] has come upon Satoshi [342/783] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:42:19 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[01/16/17 16:58:38] Hydrogenum [382/439] has challenged Satoshi [202/783] in combat and won! 45 days, 01:34:29 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/16/17 17:34:07] kenyon, Satoshi, and Ttech [1359/3479] have team battled allo, Mordraan, and Asara [1873/2007] and lost! 2 days, 01:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 16:28:47] rxcomm [456/795] has come upon Satoshi [540/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:53:13 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/18/17 06:35:46] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:52:45 towards level 80.
[01/19/17 02:19:01] MetaNova, bootdisk, and gipyelrah [411/1929] have team battled Satoshi, PocketKiller, and Brainiac [1659/2067] and lost! 1 day, 19:33:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 14:49:31] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:20:47 towards level 80.
[01/21/17 19:18:22] bl4ckscor3 [457/537] has come upon Satoshi [719/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:24:17 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/23/17 00:12:05] Majak [477/529] has come upon Satoshi [716/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:06:02 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/24/17 07:31:37] ohnx [21/206] has challenged Satoshi [481/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to ohnx's clock.
[01/25/17 20:18:48] Satoshi [358/783] has challenged Tzic [27/863] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:42:30 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/26/17 08:23:09] SynthesizerPatel [27/771] has challenged Satoshi [711/783] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:48:52 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/26/17 21:10:30] rxcomm [166/803] has come upon Satoshi [597/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:27 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/27/17 11:44:57] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:10:24 towards level 80.
[01/28/17 06:16:12] archlich [108/595] has come upon Satoshi [249/783] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:53:44 is added to archlich's clock.
[01/28/17 15:52:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 9 days, 21:31:10 toward level 80.
[01/28/17 23:45:58] Gatewayy [496/868] has challenged Satoshi [134/783] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:39:11 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[01/29/17 00:28:40] Killerkid [129/931] has come upon Satoshi [352/783] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:43:29 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/29/17 04:12:32] Str1ngS [115/556] has challenged Satoshi [271/783] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:47:16 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[01/29/17 14:04:53] Mateusz, glook, and Str1ngS [1207/1935] have team battled petrichor, Satoshi, and brendan [413/2478] and won! 0 days, 18:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/17 23:53:15] Satoshi [183/783] has come upon brendan [225/1072] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:59:06 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/30/17 15:03:54] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:25:41 is added to his clock.
[01/30/17 20:56:35] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:51:53 is added to his clock.
[01/30/17 23:47:55] Satoshi got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:36 from level 80.
[01/31/17 00:11:24] holloway, robox, and astropoint [186/1930] have team battled grooverider, IdleMaster, and Satoshi [2010/2216] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 14:06:19] master_j, HeavyPodda, and droogie [160/2483] have team battled Satoshi, Milquetoast, and JuanMaestro [1432/2324] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 18:53:32] Satoshi found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:19 towards level 80.
[02/01/17 03:02:54] ruan [494/513] has challenged Satoshi [75/783] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from ruan's clock.
[02/01/17 11:28:26] Satoshi [415/783] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [424/780] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:41:29 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/02/17 09:14:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 20 days, 09:47:27 toward level 80.
[02/02/17 19:39:53] brendan, Mateusz, and borsin [1738/2363] have team battled Milquetoast, Satoshi, and kork [525/2001] and won! 1 day, 03:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 12:37:57] everbrew [36/745] has come upon Satoshi [707/783] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:41:51 is added to everbrew's clock.
[02/04/17 09:08:18] Satoshi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:19 towards level 80.
[02/05/17 12:13:59] gabriel [843/1069] has challenged Satoshi [564/783] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[02/05/17 14:44:34] astropoint [61/655] has come upon Satoshi [45/783] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:03:36 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[02/06/17 02:18:06] IndigoTiger [825/998] has challenged Satoshi [359/783] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:23:40 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/06/17 14:46:23] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:27:13 is added to his clock.
[02/08/17 02:35:06] Satoshi [265/788] has challenged Boohbah [290/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/08/17 15:57:34] zid, AngryParsley, and stvc [438/2069] have team battled Firien, Satoshi, and Heisenberg [2499/2547] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/17 00:01:53] Satoshi [451/788] has come upon AngryParsley [937/953] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:38:20 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/09/17 03:11:06] Virtual [231/661] has come upon Satoshi [70/788] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:53:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/09/17 18:24:56] Satoshi [108/788] has come upon stvc [181/275] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:04:11 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/10/17 04:53:01] dtype [110/421] has challenged Satoshi [568/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:27 is added to dtype's clock.
[02/10/17 05:58:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 4 days, 03:29:28 toward level 80.
[02/12/17 14:14:55] Satoshi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:34 towards level 80.
[02/13/17 10:11:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 6 days, 08:50:09 toward level 80.
[02/13/17 13:23:51] nickware, Iri, and PersonalJ [109/1762] have team battled Schmid, Satoshi, and RistoUuranmaki [1045/1916] and lost! 0 days, 06:16:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/17 05:26:26] Satoshi [258/788] has challenged Mirc0p [495/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[02/20/17 19:11:16] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:04 towards level 80.
[02/21/17 03:03:53] Satoshi got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:51:27 from level 80.
[02/21/17 04:15:49] Lemelisk [361/1147] has come upon Satoshi [61/788] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:24:54 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/21/17 12:08:09] Everyman [502/634] has come upon Satoshi [518/788] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:52:09 is added to Everyman's clock.
[02/22/17 14:34:29] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:41 towards level 80.
[02/22/17 16:28:42] Taffer [511/683] has challenged Satoshi [143/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:46:23 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/23/17 12:02:22] J [64/416] has challenged Satoshi [194/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to J's clock.
[02/25/17 05:39:21] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:41:42 is added to his clock.
[02/26/17 01:52:53] Satoshi, Brainiac, and Cameron_D [376/2908] have team battled pfoley, Woona, and tmberg [2052/2374] and lost! 0 days, 22:05:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 12:36:43] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:06 towards level 80.
[02/26/17 15:40:24] J [158/416] has challenged Satoshi [633/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to J's clock.
[02/28/17 15:18:43] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:55:49 from level 80.
[02/28/17 17:05:36] Satoshi [305/788] has come upon XJR-9 [541/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:32:42 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/01/17 00:17:03] Satoshi [769/788] has challenged lipek [1136/1176] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:10:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/02/17 06:26:22] Satoshi [166/788] has challenged gabriel [327/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:01 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/02/17 06:48:19] liara [123/126] has challenged Satoshi [271/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to liara's clock.
[03/02/17 09:08:35] kline, El_Sobaka, and Satoshi [1463/1480] have team battled Ironhoof, liara, and Grums [187/1344] and won! 0 days, 06:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 17:47:43] Satoshi [481/788] has come upon MetaNova [101/358] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:24:48 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/03/17 23:07:43] everbrew [263/724] has come upon Satoshi [171/788] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:41:26 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[03/04/17 01:48:37] Satoshi [37/788] has come upon SirMonkeybox [898/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:22:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/04/17 13:37:41] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:01 towards level 80.
[03/04/17 22:53:43] elf, himuraken, and GilbertErik [309/1930] have team battled IndigoTiger, Satoshi, and JensRex [1476/2672] and lost! 8 days, 14:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/17 19:00:42] Cameron_D [1361/1393] has challenged Satoshi [135/788] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:58:46 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/07/17 04:14:58] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:45:26 from level 80.
[03/07/17 07:04:57] darkmage [207/952] has challenged Satoshi [357/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:21 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/07/17 20:45:30] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:13 from level 80.
[03/07/17 23:49:57] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:54:32 is added to his clock.
[03/08/17 22:28:29] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:45:52 from level 80.
[03/09/17 06:44:58] Firien [455/788] has come upon Satoshi [759/788] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:22 is added to Firien's clock.
[03/11/17 22:13:01] yasdorian [164/558] has come upon Satoshi [574/788] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:16:38 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[03/12/17 08:47:33] godog [276/680] has challenged Satoshi [738/788] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:04:56 is added to godog's clock.
[03/13/17 12:26:13] Satoshi [224/788] has come upon lipek [355/1176] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:18:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/15/17 07:09:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 17 days, 09:45:16 toward level 80.
[03/15/17 10:16:38] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:22:25 is added to his clock.
[03/16/17 08:28:18] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:57:31 from level 80.
[03/16/17 10:21:57] Globalirc [87/699] has challenged Satoshi [748/788] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:10:44 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/16/17 23:01:07] Satoshi [592/788] has come upon fattrat [344/1124] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:59:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/18/17 09:26:39] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:09 towards level 80.
[03/19/17 12:04:51] Satoshi fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Satoshi's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/17 21:54:26] manish17xxx [48/318] has challenged Satoshi [576/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[03/21/17 00:57:59] petrichor [396/669] has come upon Satoshi [615/776] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:33:01 is added to petrichor's clock.
[03/21/17 15:31:31] simple [870/878] has challenged Satoshi [44/776] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:22:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/21/17 23:11:18] Bl4ckC0r3 [15/23] has challenged Satoshi [205/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/22/17 00:17:08] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:19:44 is added to his clock.
[03/22/17 09:53:23] Bl4ckC0r3 [74/126] has challenged Satoshi [772/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/23/17 02:36:25] ncarl747, Mateusz, and Satoshi [1790/2240] have team battled SlowRiot, Heisenberg, and PriceChild [1564/2447] and won! 0 days, 05:59:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 02:54:37] arlen [718/880] has come upon Satoshi [252/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:39:36 is removed from arlen's clock.
[03/23/17 17:09:45] SlowRiot, MrGlass, and jenksy [1065/2921] have team battled PiotrekD, kork, and Satoshi [757/1724] and won! 1 day, 20:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 00:19:54] Satoshi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:02:00 towards level 80.
[03/24/17 06:53:20] AbrahamLinksys [411/677] has challenged Satoshi [407/776] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:48:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/24/17 10:16:48] allo [481/494] has come upon Satoshi [600/776] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:08:42 is added to allo's clock.
[03/24/17 11:55:04] Satoshi [733/776] has challenged Heisenberg [659/888] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:24:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/24/17 13:21:06] jstg, Hodor, and ruan [190/1557] have team battled Satoshi, JuanMaestro, and jenksy [807/2289] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/17 18:18:07] vox [429/1058] has come upon Satoshi [700/786] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:40:04 is added to vox's clock.
[03/25/17 00:47:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 5 days, 08:52:05 toward level 80.
[03/25/17 11:03:00] Syloq [2/287] has challenged Satoshi [558/786] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:06:39 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/26/17 18:05:00] Darky, vegadark, and Avocet [758/1671] have team battled himuraken, holloway, and Satoshi [801/2117] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 20:58:30] Satoshi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:40 from level 80.
[03/27/17 05:34:00] Satoshi lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:37:06 from level 80.
[03/27/17 11:31:03] Satoshi [115/786] has challenged J [429/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:55:32 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/27/17 21:48:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 09:03:45 from level 80.
[03/27/17 21:59:11] Satoshi [23/786] has come upon pants [451/733] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:17:20 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/29/17 08:03:15] Satoshi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:42:11 from level 80.
[03/29/17 19:50:41] PinkiePie [204/680] has challenged Satoshi [590/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:08:58 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[03/30/17 10:58:35] max [555/766] has come upon Satoshi [528/786] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:11:44 is removed from max's clock.
[03/31/17 00:57:19] Satoshi, abra0, RistoUuranmaki, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/17 01:08:07] abra0 [121/827] has come upon Satoshi [301/786] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:39:53 is added to abra0's clock.
[04/01/17 00:12:15] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:13:04 from level 80.
[04/01/17 16:54:03] SudoKing, Satoshi, and bootdisk [142/2127] have team battled zankore, bl4ckscor3, and Asara [689/2483] and lost! 3 days, 22:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 21:40:56] Satoshi, everbrew, and simple [953/2391] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, LegendaryQ, and Firien [1210/1704] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/17 09:03:31] borsin, Satoshi, and fangfufu [822/1803] have team battled AngryParsley, Cameron_D, and rharwood [101/2907] and won! 0 days, 05:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 15:13:21] pants, ruan, and Satoshi [1942/1999] have team battled manish17xxx, Ttech, and MJ94 [1608/2718] and won! 1 day, 01:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 01:24:21] AbacusAvenger [524/854] has come upon Satoshi [672/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:17:34 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/08/17 12:54:41] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:08:11 towards level 80.
[04/08/17 21:57:22] J [130/509] has challenged Satoshi [692/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to J's clock.
[04/09/17 02:59:57] Satoshi, ruan, damyan, and Xethron have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/17 12:14:02] soltys [280/686] has challenged Satoshi [373/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:05:30 is added to soltys's clock.
[04/09/17 16:36:19] Heisenberg [887/892] has come upon Satoshi [139/786] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:40:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/10/17 11:22:27] Satoshi [362/786] has challenged freeboson [468/808] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:38:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/10/17 17:24:44] roy [327/525] has challenged Satoshi [233/786] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:24:03 is removed from roy's clock.
[04/12/17 06:08:08] Satoshi was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:17:26 from level 80.
[04/12/17 10:39:45] Satoshi [694/786] has challenged blizgerg [814/866] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:30:54 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/12/17 17:56:26] vox [885/1063] has come upon Satoshi [583/786] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:28:15 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/12/17 21:40:21] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:30:36 is added to his clock.
[04/13/17 17:39:02] Xethron, Fattyeater, and Cypher [1889/2379] have team battled Majak, Satoshi, and pfoley [1160/1960] and won! 0 days, 14:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 08:25:47] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:36:54 towards level 80.
[04/14/17 19:56:03] Satoshi [524/786] has challenged fattrat [807/1112] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:49:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/14/17 20:48:31] Satoshi [622/786] has come upon Hydrogenum [372/427] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:48:00 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/15/17 04:50:16] spillere [543/585] has come upon Satoshi [98/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:15:59 is removed from spillere's clock.
[04/15/17 15:03:19] Lnk [27/268] has challenged Satoshi [5/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/17/17 05:29:07] master_j [291/644] has challenged Satoshi [622/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:22 is added to master_j's clock.
[04/17/17 07:30:28] spillere, Lnk, and CornFly [346/1841] have team battled Satoshi, vrillusions, and holloway [964/2590] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 14:32:12] Satoshi [647/786] has challenged IdleMaster [331/546] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:53:13 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/17/17 20:17:06] WallIdl, zankore, and Sixbierehomme [1857/2345] have team battled D.Va, unicron, and Satoshi [1218/2019] and won! 0 days, 04:21:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 12:48:11] kenyon, dodobrain, and Hydrogenum [1871/2220] have team battled gabriel, Herb_Tarlek, and Satoshi [379/2242] and won! 1 day, 04:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/17 11:41:22] arg8bluefan, AngryParsley, and Mateusz [958/2112] have team battled Satoshi, Globalirc, and prime [786/1996] and won! 0 days, 15:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/17 17:41:03] Satoshi [408/786] has come upon jenksy [143/939] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:16:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/20/17 21:04:19] damyan [700/1047] has challenged Satoshi [98/786] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:46:20 is removed from damyan's clock.
[04/21/17 13:09:51] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:27:00 is added to his clock.
[04/21/17 17:11:49] Firien [74/808] has challenged Satoshi [104/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:02 is added to Firien's clock.
[04/25/17 04:57:21] Satoshi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:30 towards level 80.
[04/26/17 03:50:47] Satoshi [97/786] has challenged fattrat [637/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:25:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/26/17 21:57:38] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:17 towards level 80.
[04/28/17 00:59:39] Psilocybe [8/130] has challenged Satoshi [375/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[04/28/17 23:40:18] Satoshi left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Satoshi's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/17 01:17:23] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:21:00 towards level 80.
[05/08/17 06:15:44] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:22:47 is added to his clock.
[05/09/17 20:23:09] SudoKing, woonack, and PiotrekD [1511/1793] have team battled tspange, Satoshi, and Avocet [1013/2154] and won! 0 days, 04:05:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 00:30:42] Satoshi [371/765] has come upon MadMan [451/797] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:56:44 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/10/17 02:56:53] Satoshi [379/765] has challenged MJ94 [225/910] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:04:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/10/17 03:07:15] Satoshi had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:40 towards level 80.
[05/10/17 22:28:03] Realmy, XJR-9, and D.Va [869/2223] have team battled Satoshi, SynthesizerPatel, and Lim [2004/2153] and lost! 1 day, 16:02:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/17 09:57:51] Satoshi [96/765] has come upon ohnx [103/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:02:18 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/11/17 12:32:23] kline [10/439] has come upon Satoshi [364/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:12:15 is added to kline's clock.
[05/12/17 16:55:06] Satoshi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:52:53 from level 80.
[05/12/17 20:20:41] MJ94 [178/905] has come upon Satoshi [674/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/14/17 00:03:11] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:58:15 is added to his clock.
[05/16/17 07:43:16] hannesenator [762/940] has challenged Satoshi [677/765] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:44:29 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[05/16/17 22:46:45] m0shbear [121/665] has challenged Satoshi [529/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:02:49 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[05/19/17 08:58:32] SirMonkeybox, Evrial, and yano [196/2064] have team battled m0shbear, Satoshi, and stvc [901/1748] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/17 20:46:48] Satoshi, Woona, and yasdorian [183/2253] have team battled Birdbones, gollum, and Ttech [1532/2799] and lost! 1 day, 06:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/17 04:17:10] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:44 towards level 80.
[05/21/17 00:08:37] Satoshi [355/765] has challenged shandor [548/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:53:27 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/21/17 01:54:13] Satoshi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:27 towards level 80.
[05/22/17 06:29:04] Satoshi [50/765] has come upon brendan [747/1353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:29:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/22/17 10:46:29] WallIdl, Lios, and damyan [2441/2678] have team battled RBecker, Crazycatlady, and Satoshi [1948/2112] and won! 4 days, 06:24:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 22:21:21] osannatas, Satoshi, Evrial, and max have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/17 11:32:08] Satoshi [400/765] has challenged Killerkid [123/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:12 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/26/17 02:36:07] kork [69/277] has come upon Satoshi [756/765] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:59:06 is added to kork's clock.
[05/26/17 14:34:25] Azerothian [226/244] has challenged Satoshi [748/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[05/26/17 18:40:22] dan [115/208] has challenged Satoshi [190/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to dan's clock.
[05/28/17 21:50:11] MadMan [535/956] has challenged Satoshi [169/765] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:01:12 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[05/28/17 23:01:29] Satoshi bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:14 from level 80.
[05/29/17 07:41:34] Satoshi, fattrat, and Lemelisk [233/2973] have team battled vrillusions, BronyDee, and grdryn [1692/2138] and lost! 1 day, 05:56:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 08:23:56] Satoshi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:24 towards level 80.
[05/30/17 08:17:08] Satoshi learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:21 towards level 80.
[05/31/17 08:17:54] Satoshi [369/765] has come upon godog [448/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:51 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/01/17 00:01:11] Andries, qbit, and X-Ray [771/1717] have team battled Satoshi, woonack, and Sixbierehomme [430/1947] and won! 0 days, 01:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 14:42:49] Majak, stvc, and canton7 [1583/1740] have team battled theemstra, Cypher, and Satoshi [1537/2572] and won! 1 day, 19:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 03:10:48] Satoshi [359/765] has come upon Bkid [225/943] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:37:25 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/02/17 22:30:02] Satoshi [334/765] has challenged IndigoTiger [777/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/03/17 00:20:50] arlen, Satoshi, and brendan [705/3036] have team battled kensington, JuanMaestro, and ohnx [2032/2308] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/17 15:56:01] Satoshi [26/765] has come upon abra0 [682/980] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:56 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[06/04/17 13:31:49] Satoshi, Zoddo, and Bkid [1418/2450] have team battled arlen, vrillusions, and sbp [1881/2506] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 16:32:09] popey [49/363] has challenged Satoshi [182/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to popey's clock.
[06/05/17 09:27:42] Satoshi [518/765] has challenged uhmmm [216/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/05/17 11:15:30] Satoshi [469/765] has challenged blizgerg [317/1143] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/06/17 06:37:25] Torgeir [75/271] has challenged Satoshi [548/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[06/06/17 18:47:45] Satoshi died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:48:45 from level 81.
[06/07/17 21:20:38] Satoshi, Killerkid, and IndigoTiger [1621/2422] have team battled Sundance, CornFly, and liara [139/2199] and won! 0 days, 15:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 21:45:39] pixelate, borsin, and jstg [1165/1637] have team battled Crazycatlady, Satoshi, and MJ94 [707/2360] and won! 0 days, 03:12:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 03:03:47] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 01:33:15 is added to his clock.
[06/11/17 08:10:31] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:09:44 towards level 81.
[06/11/17 23:00:53] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:05:30 towards level 81.
[06/12/17 01:51:47] KingQuackers [377/468] has challenged Satoshi [527/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[06/13/17 03:51:57] astrutt [38/519] has challenged Satoshi [669/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to astrutt's clock.
[06/14/17 14:06:41] Satoshi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:58:38 towards level 81.
[07/01/17 10:46:14] Pici, Zaratustra, and rxcomm [1437/2988] have team battled Fluttershy, Satoshi, and Nofew [2547/2782] and lost! 4 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 00:40:55] Satoshi [330/765] has challenged AngryParsley [390/944] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:13:52 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/02/17 01:56:56] Satoshi broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:27:00 from level 81.
[07/02/17 23:53:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Satoshi 45 days, 02:21:48 toward level 81.
[07/03/17 18:58:26] Syloq, MadMan, and ville [1000/2112] have team battled qbit, manish17xxx, and Satoshi [636/2191] and won! 2 days, 00:16:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/17 22:16:39] Satoshi fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Satoshi's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/17 23:47:44] Reilly, Azerothian, and Milquetoast [781/1694] have team battled Mateusz, woonack, and Satoshi [355/2060] and won! 0 days, 14:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 09:50:07] Satoshi [572/757] has challenged SpikeX [322/420] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:38:21 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/04/17 10:28:25] Satoshi, Agent86, and grooverider [583/2460] have team battled brycec, holloway, and Avocet [1377/2097] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/17 20:33:14] Satoshi [656/757] has come upon AbacusAvenger [450/869] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:27:20 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/06/17 21:46:42] Satoshi [590/757] has come upon Aeyaneron [485/579] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:20:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/07/17 22:22:23] Eldoreth, Satoshi, and Heisenberg [2235/2568] have team battled wulk, Skyie, and AbrahamLinksys [1485/1535] and won! 5 days, 17:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 02:19:17] Satoshi got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:41 from level 81.
[07/09/17 16:23:46] kline [418/463] has come upon Satoshi [303/757] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:26:11 is removed from kline's clock.
[07/10/17 00:11:24] Satoshi [463/757] has challenged J [132/506] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:12:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/10/17 22:50:25] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:36:21 is added to his clock.
[07/11/17 20:18:37] cirdan [272/848] has challenged Satoshi [180/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:56:18 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[07/12/17 00:04:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 10:32:39 from level 81.
[07/15/17 04:46:31] Satoshi discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:55:15 towards level 81.
[07/15/17 18:33:45] eva42, dodobrain, and Gatewayy [1487/2931] have team battled Satoshi, glook, and Gizmokid2005 [1635/2261] and lost! 2 days, 11:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 03:09:14] sbp, robox, and Satoshi [1105/2112] have team battled IndigoTiger, Iri, and grooverider [2502/2704] and lost! 6 days, 03:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 13:45:32] Satoshi [417/757] has challenged Agent86 [25/587] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:39:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/16/17 14:16:24] ToHellWithGA, shymega, and uhmmm [1045/1592] have team battled kline, Satoshi, and bootdisk [1870/1882] and lost! 0 days, 16:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 21:35:59] kensington [520/941] has challenged Satoshi [518/757] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from kensington's clock.
[07/18/17 09:52:56] JensRex [429/872] has challenged Satoshi [595/757] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:49:05 is added to JensRex's clock.
[07/19/17 02:35:48] simple [336/897] has challenged Satoshi [754/757] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to simple's clock.
[07/20/17 14:44:27] Khorne [66/86] has challenged Satoshi [279/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/20/17 16:32:32] Satoshi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:15 towards level 81.
[07/20/17 18:45:20] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:41:27 is added to his clock.
[07/22/17 19:29:28] Bkid, idlerpgww, Satoshi, and bigjay have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/17 06:39:52] godog [60/672] has come upon Satoshi [537/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:06:45 is added to godog's clock.
[07/24/17 04:16:40] Bl4ckC0re, vox, and simple [1448/2544] have team battled Satoshi, holloway, and shawn0 [860/1820] and won! 1 day, 11:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/17 23:29:24] Satoshi, RBecker, and osannatas [403/2222] have team battled basepi, Zaratustra, and godog [2069/2669] and lost! 2 days, 07:52:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/17 08:43:23] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:22 towards level 81.
[07/28/17 02:26:58] Woona [591/948] has come upon Satoshi [296/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:51:18 is removed from Woona's clock.
[07/29/17 05:20:03] Satoshi bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:53 towards level 81.
[07/29/17 16:02:25] Satoshi [164/757] has come upon elf [314/879] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:02:53 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/29/17 20:38:36] Satoshi [34/757] has challenged Khorne [123/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:43:41 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/31/17 02:47:46] Satoshi, DrOfBaconNomics, and Bkid [605/2592] have team battled SchrodingersScat, D.Va, and theZoMBiE [1457/2364] and lost! 2 days, 16:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 13:21:12] Satoshi [85/757] has come upon D.Va [12/503] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:11:29 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/01/17 08:48:35] Satoshi [202/757] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [514/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:38:38 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/01/17 12:49:15] Satoshi [586/757] has challenged JensRex [391/883] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:03:06 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/02/17 05:52:17] Satoshi [491/757] has challenged MadHatter [385/544] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:57:17 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/03/17 18:09:08] Brady [323/501] has come upon Satoshi [463/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:40:36 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/03/17 19:52:12] Satoshi was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:41:00 from level 81.
[08/04/17 03:29:24] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:51:16 is added to his clock.
[08/04/17 09:46:06] Satoshi, Cameron_D, and idisjunction [1137/3098] have team battled Milquetoast, Syloq, and qbit [1325/2110] and lost! 2 days, 05:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 18:25:07] Satoshi [474/757] has come upon meffe [68/212] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:12:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/07/17 09:19:02] Satoshi [510/757] has come upon sigmg [112/547] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:49:32 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/07/17 11:43:52] HeavyPodda [400/1145] has come upon Satoshi [684/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:07 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/08/17 01:02:07] Satoshi stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:36 towards level 81.
[08/08/17 01:02:16] Satoshi met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:43:26 from level 81.
[08/08/17 04:52:15] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:23 towards level 81.
[08/09/17 23:06:08] Satoshi reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Satoshi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/17 16:29:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Satoshi with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:54:37 from level 81.
[08/10/17 18:01:30] Satoshi got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:45:29 from level 81.
[08/10/17 20:27:08] brendan [1246/1353] has come upon Satoshi [647/763] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 12:21:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/10/17 22:39:13] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:49:05 is added to his clock.
[08/13/17 19:55:54] Satoshi grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:27:01 towards level 81.
[08/14/17 08:39:07] Satoshi sharpened the edge of his weapon! Satoshi's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/17 20:23:58] Satoshi [542/781] has come upon Furry [15/645] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:57:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/16/17 10:01:59] Satoshi, AbacusAvenger, and Asara [297/2818] have team battled damyan, zifnab06, and dindinx [406/1877] and lost! 3 days, 04:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/17 19:49:06] MJ94, XJR-9, Satoshi, and dwfreed have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/17 01:34:36] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:18:09 towards level 81.
[08/18/17 19:54:43] Satoshi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:41:42 from level 81.
[08/20/17 19:53:38] Satoshi lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:47:01 from level 81.
[08/21/17 01:13:56] Taffer [116/624] has challenged Satoshi [210/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:27 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/21/17 06:45:55] Satoshi was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:37:30 from level 81.
[08/21/17 19:34:15] Cameron_D [1024/1468] has come upon Satoshi [162/781] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:14:55 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/22/17 01:40:45] Satoshi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:18 towards level 81.
[08/22/17 06:30:41] Majak [448/474] has come upon Satoshi [295/781] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:38:47 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/22/17 08:25:32] Sticky [267/308] has challenged Satoshi [228/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:02 is removed from Sticky's clock.
[08/22/17 12:34:11] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:27:54 is added to his clock.
[08/23/17 14:49:29] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:28:03 is added to his clock.
[08/28/17 09:43:54] mwhahaha [510/635] has challenged Satoshi [398/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:34:27 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/28/17 13:44:37] vegadark [83/495] has challenged Satoshi [728/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:08:38 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/28/17 17:12:42] Euronur [590/692] has challenged Satoshi [271/781] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:47:14 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[08/28/17 17:45:20] Satoshi [225/781] has challenged adamchainz [374/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:20:04 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/29/17 05:47:27] Satoshi [201/781] has challenged eva42 [1188/1260] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:13:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/01/17 02:53:11] PiotrekD [128/640] has challenged Satoshi [533/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:57:19 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[09/03/17 15:25:30] Satoshi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:33 towards level 81.
[09/03/17 23:22:10] Satoshi [378/781] has challenged theemstra [660/895] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:55:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/04/17 21:13:47] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:19:33 is added to his clock.
[09/06/17 00:14:50] Satoshi [127/781] has come upon holloway [563/784] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:57:39 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/06/17 10:57:21] Satoshi is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:23:19 is added to his clock.
[09/06/17 16:35:44] Satoshi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:38:00 towards level 81.
[09/06/17 21:24:38] Satoshi [395/781] has come upon kork [37/246] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:49:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/07/17 15:28:13] Satoshi [167/781] has come upon Kylie [7/435] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/08/17 10:39:39] Satoshi [16/781] has challenged vox [723/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:07 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/08/17 12:34:47] Satoshi, meffe, and Pici [108/2370] have team battled MrGlass, Elgo, and Gizmokid2005 [237/2057] and lost! 0 days, 13:56:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/17 16:40:39] Agent86 [513/605] has challenged Satoshi [696/781] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:21:13 is added to Agent86's clock.