Player Info

User: SirMonkeybox
Class: GarlicSlayer
Admin?: No
Level: 96
Next level: 19 days, 15:05:19
Status: Offline
Host: monkeybox!~fred@99-56-213-129.lightspeed.gdrpmi.sbcglobal.net
Account Created: Fri Oct 10 12:57:28 2014
Last login: Tue Sep 8 19:59:35 2020
Total time idled: 1798 days, 13:57:45
Current position: [430,428]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 37
boots: 46
charm: 58
gloves: 39
helm: 36
leggings: 41
ring: 56 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 70
tunic: 39
weapon: 27

sum: 449

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 00:11:28
nick: None
part: None
quest: 466 days, 00:17:13
quit: 898 days, 08:27:04

total: 1364 days, 08:55:45

Character Modifiers

[10/10/14 14:07:28] SirMonkeybox [0/1] has challenged Nathan [301/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/10/14 14:19:59] SirMonkeybox [2/4] has challenged irix [251/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/10/14 18:08:33] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:50 from level 11.
[10/12/14 22:50:40] SirMonkeybox [71/91] has challenged sbp [625/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/13/14 00:06:24] SirMonkeybox [29/93] has challenged IdleBot [718/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/13/14 01:34:15] SirMonkeybox [17/116] has challenged pfoley [568/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/13/14 20:42:42] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:18 towards level 23.
[10/13/14 23:27:28] SirMonkeybox [156/187] has challenged prattmic [53/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/14/14 09:41:05] SirMonkeybox [138/213] has challenged Rarity [153/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/14/14 17:10:31] SirMonkeybox and gr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/14 17:28:23] SirMonkeybox [209/215] has challenged pekster [3/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/15/14 00:14:14] SirMonkeybox [174/225] has challenged yano [331/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/15/14 08:10:24] jbroome [478/574] has come upon SirMonkeybox [28/225] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:33:08 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[10/15/14 10:16:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:01:29 from level 28.
[10/15/14 10:20:45] SirMonkeybox [193/269] has challenged hawk [288/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/15/14 13:22:16] Son_of_Guy [156/219] has challenged SirMonkeybox [231/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Son_of_Guy's clock.
[10/15/14 16:43:51] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:30 towards level 29.
[10/15/14 21:26:17] SirMonkeybox [267/269] has challenged soverycoolyeah [208/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/15/14 23:15:59] jeaye stole SirMonkeybox's level 61 ring while they were sleeping! jeaye leaves his old level 50 ring behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[10/16/14 06:14:44] yasdorian [290/699] has come upon SirMonkeybox [25/257] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:51:42 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[10/16/14 08:54:36] SirMonkeybox [100/262] has challenged Virtual [1114/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/16/14 09:22:46] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:53 towards level 31.
[10/16/14 13:02:07] Ennd [399/479] has challenged SirMonkeybox [255/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:34 is removed from Ennd's clock.
[10/16/14 17:40:04] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:39 from level 31.
[10/16/14 23:17:16] SirMonkeybox [198/297] has challenged Meistarin [320/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/17/14 04:11:16] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:53 towards level 32.
[10/17/14 14:08:00] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:39 towards level 32.
[10/17/14 16:16:15] SirMonkeybox [79/334] has challenged Ennd [158/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/17/14 18:30:38] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:12 from level 33.
[10/17/14 23:18:24] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:09 towards level 33.
[10/18/14 13:39:21] SirMonkeybox [23/415] has challenged Valkor [99/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/19/14 13:46:34] SirMonkeybox [223/415] has challenged Charris [244/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/20/14 18:31:58] SirMonkeybox [251/415] has challenged Sir_Lemming [62/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/21/14 20:04:39] SirMonkeybox [54/445] has challenged AKBlindy [276/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/14 07:30:16] SirMonkeybox [321/445] has come upon soverycoolyeah [66/268] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:11 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/14 16:53:09] Virtual, brendan, and L235 [918/1996] have team battled m0shbear, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [582/1942] and won! 0 days, 20:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/14 08:16:34] SirMonkeybox [374/456] has challenged bigjay [404/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/23/14 12:54:33] SirMonkeybox and gr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/14 16:16:38] Son_of_Guy [198/412] has challenged SirMonkeybox [438/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Son_of_Guy's clock.
[10/24/14 02:00:53] Xpktro, h00k, and Barry [1067/1920] have team battled yano, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [406/2097] and won! 3 days, 14:40:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/14 02:52:35] Sturmvogel, L235, and Meistarin [224/1711] have team battled honkybonky, paysties, and SirMonkeybox [80/1690] and won! 0 days, 01:52:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/14 07:07:36] Sir_Lemming [83/514] has challenged SirMonkeybox [115/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:34 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/14 08:06:03] Vargink, shandor, and Fluttershy [1193/1217] have team battled Boohbah, yond, and SirMonkeybox [51/1726] and won! 0 days, 02:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/14 01:29:52] SirMonkeybox [168/473] has challenged PiotrekD [661/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/27/14 02:06:36] SirMonkeybox and G33KY have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/14 05:06:32] SirMonkeybox [104/496] has challenged tmberg [791/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/27/14 20:44:09] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/14 08:06:20] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:18 towards level 40.
[10/29/14 09:39:01] SirMonkeybox [188/508] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [513/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/30/14 07:34:10] Trondby, dindinx, and Revi [388/1611] have team battled L235, SirMonkeybox, and h00k [134/1880] and won! 0 days, 05:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/14 10:26:53] SirMonkeybox [144/508] has come upon a1291762 [173/659] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:11 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/31/14 00:46:43] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:02 towards level 41.
[10/31/14 14:03:01] SirMonkeybox [384/508] has come upon Kinsmir [370/589] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:58 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/01/14 04:34:23] SirMonkeybox [500/522] has challenged jettero [178/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/01/14 19:54:50] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:17 towards level 42.
[11/02/14 00:07:40] Plasmastar [378/452] has challenged SirMonkeybox [82/522] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:50:59 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[11/03/14 16:02:53] SirMonkeybox [32/522] has challenged pfoley [20/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/05/14 05:34:49] SirMonkeybox died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:42 from level 43.
[11/06/14 14:36:47] duke [194/368] has challenged SirMonkeybox [16/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from duke's clock.
[11/06/14 20:28:38] SirMonkeybox [439/543] has challenged pipework [425/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/07/14 12:25:49] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of his weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/14 12:27:31] SirMonkeybox [479/545] has come upon Tronsha [200/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:11 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/10/14 05:29:29] SirMonkeybox [165/545] has challenged Ttech [305/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/10/14 13:54:00] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:27 towards level 45.
[11/11/14 00:11:30] Vandervir, ruan, and SirMonkeybox [894/1830] have team battled Troxa, Fluttershy, and Kinsmir [952/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/14 00:51:27] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:15 towards level 45.
[11/11/14 08:31:57] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:34 towards level 45.
[11/11/14 23:30:24] Kyree [264/430] has challenged SirMonkeybox [32/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[11/13/14 08:14:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 0 days, 15:05:52 toward level 45.
[11/13/14 13:49:38] SirMonkeybox [84/545] has challenged CornFly [309/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/13/14 17:50:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 2 days, 07:40:02 toward level 46.
[11/15/14 01:41:47] verrbot [157/415] has come upon SirMonkeybox [217/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:12 is added to verrbot's clock.
[11/16/14 16:12:58] SirMonkeybox [138/545] has come upon nexxy [6/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:27:50 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/17/14 05:23:30] SirMonkeybox [415/545] has challenged pfoley [606/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/18/14 02:01:12] SirMonkeybox [526/545] has come upon paklido [269/700] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:08:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/18/14 16:31:40] c0de [8/646] has challenged SirMonkeybox [349/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to c0de's clock.
[11/18/14 20:38:21] ToxicMouse [90/93] has challenged SirMonkeybox [270/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[11/21/14 02:28:00] Mega-M [23/126] has challenged SirMonkeybox [306/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Mega-M's clock.
[11/21/14 02:28:21] SirMonkeybox ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:59 from level 47.
[11/21/14 10:08:58] SirMonkeybox met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:22 from level 47.
[11/21/14 10:36:26] SirMonkeybox [111/545] has come upon dxrt [405/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/21/14 21:41:04] Frogging101 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 02:37:38] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:57 towards level 47.
[11/23/14 09:50:32] SirMonkeybox, pfoley, and filinep [1118/1634] have team battled allo, Meistarin, and Birdbones [147/2219] and won! 0 days, 02:03:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 18:05:21] SirMonkeybox [205/644] has challenged Majak [384/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/23/14 18:31:06] clearcasting [66/433] has challenged SirMonkeybox [534/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[11/25/14 20:16:54] Doctor, Weedle, and verrbot [129/1883] have team battled MetaNova, SirMonkeybox, and nickware [403/1645] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/14 21:05:30] SirMonkeybox [38/644] has come upon Frogging101 [385/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/27/14 13:18:03] SirMonkeybox and Ed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/14 04:13:00] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:28 towards level 48.
[11/29/14 10:58:10] lipek, Birdbones, and Jens [2087/2684] have team battled Wayneoween, SirMonkeybox, and suterismus [1282/2455] and won! 0 days, 08:10:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/14 11:39:54] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:11 towards level 48.
[11/29/14 19:12:48] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:34 towards level 48.
[11/30/14 15:51:35] Curlybear, XJR-9, and L235 [1448/1636] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, w3stside, and SirMonkeybox [1320/1675] and won! 0 days, 11:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/14 17:15:06] SirMonkeybox [225/644] has challenged yond [579/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/02/14 20:10:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 0 days, 20:04:11 toward level 49.
[12/03/14 02:15:51] jellysnake [28/248] has challenged SirMonkeybox [235/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to jellysnake's clock.
[12/04/14 09:01:06] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:39 towards level 49.
[12/05/14 01:54:29] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:48 from level 49.
[12/05/14 02:53:30] neo [139/506] has challenged SirMonkeybox [78/644] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from neo's clock.
[12/05/14 21:27:06] ruan [952/1004] has challenged SirMonkeybox [139/644] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:19:25 is removed from ruan's clock.
[12/06/14 20:24:48] identd [428/563] has come upon SirMonkeybox [2/644] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:55:53 is removed from identd's clock.
[12/07/14 17:24:43] JuanMaestro [13/344] has challenged SirMonkeybox [161/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/08/14 05:28:28] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:36 towards level 49.
[12/09/14 11:05:45] SirMonkeybox [119/644] has come upon gravis [229/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.

[12/09/14 16:05:28] pixelate, SirMonkeybox, and NightExcessive [1419/1490] have team battled CFSworks, Lemelisk, and sjefen6 [316/1434] and won! 0 days, 00:24:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/14 13:45:53] edo [340/439] has challenged SirMonkeybox [579/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to edo's clock.
[12/10/14 14:59:51] SirMonkeybox [425/644] has challenged Rarity [44/578] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/11/14 09:28:31] dwfreed and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/14 13:10:56] Darky [158/629] has challenged SirMonkeybox [207/644] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:05:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/12/14 06:10:32] irix, Kinsmir, and jbroome [1855/2043] have team battled SirMonkeybox, davidfg4, and JuanMaestro [1282/1519] and won! 0 days, 20:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/14 22:21:49] pipework [135/440] has challenged SirMonkeybox [581/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:54 is added to pipework's clock.
[12/13/14 19:48:07] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/14 10:33:40] gipyelrah [326/951] has challenged SirMonkeybox [278/644] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:47:55 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[12/14/14 21:55:53] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:31 from level 50.
[12/15/14 01:47:07] DiCEr1904 [169/377] has challenged SirMonkeybox [310/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[12/15/14 06:22:48] SirMonkeybox and kaplejon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/14 10:51:37] fattrat, JuanMaestro, and Eksarion [966/1240] have team battled pants, SirMonkeybox, and prattmic [289/1952] and won! 0 days, 07:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/14 03:29:00] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:47 towards level 50.
[12/18/14 00:01:34] SirMonkeybox [340/644] has challenged honkybonky [521/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/14 02:02:12] SirMonkeybox [34/644] has challenged Hydrogenum [397/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/14 12:05:27] SirMonkeybox [130/644] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [334/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:54 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/14 15:53:22] SirMonkeybox [570/644] has challenged Agent86 [448/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/14 17:45:23] igorastds [451/473] has challenged SirMonkeybox [241/644] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from igorastds's clock.
[12/18/14 17:53:46] godog [57/413] has come upon SirMonkeybox [603/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:48 is added to godog's clock.
[12/19/14 13:13:45] clonak [250/575] has challenged SirMonkeybox [157/644] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:45:33 is removed from clonak's clock.
[12/20/14 07:19:47] SirMonkeybox [115/644] has challenged Wayneoween [152/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:30:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/20/14 08:31:31] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:48 towards level 51.
[12/22/14 03:28:45] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/14 04:27:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 11:45:06 toward level 51.
[12/24/14 00:12:54] ryushe [30/916] has challenged SirMonkeybox [159/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:23:13 is added to ryushe's clock.
[12/24/14 01:08:44] Pici, Agent86, and Mega-M [608/1594] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and kork [698/2144] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 05:28:11] SirMonkeybox [370/644] has come upon Ennd [326/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/25/14 18:44:21] elf, SirMonkeybox, and argus [845/2280] have team battled irix, PersonalJ, and suterismus [571/2508] and won! 0 days, 05:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/14 19:24:03] SirMonkeybox, Flynn, and yond [888/2301] have team battled nfsnobody, Glorfindel, and MontyZuma [1187/1944] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/14 02:23:46] SirMonkeybox [388/801] has challenged Ennd [477/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/27/14 09:47:27] jbroome [383/602] has come upon SirMonkeybox [102/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:32:50 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[12/27/14 11:21:37] Cysioland [510/620] has challenged SirMonkeybox [647/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:48 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[12/28/14 01:25:43] Frogging101 [709/760] has challenged SirMonkeybox [407/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:58 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[12/28/14 02:58:26] SirMonkeybox [4/801] has come upon irix [122/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:53:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/28/14 11:28:36] Wayneoween [589/616] has challenged SirMonkeybox [407/801] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:01:58 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[12/29/14 19:26:41] nickware and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 21:42:28] sedrik [533/605] has come upon SirMonkeybox [731/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:17 is added to sedrik's clock.
[12/30/14 12:44:00] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:47:02 from level 52.
[12/31/14 02:00:07] Silvanus_Betrium, Cypher, and L235 [344/1383] have team battled yasdorian, Cameron_D, and SirMonkeybox [2206/2604] and lost! 0 days, 13:01:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/14 03:33:13] Cenhinen, Pici, and SirMonkeybox [261/1998] have team battled Eksarion, irix, and Valkor [746/2087] and lost! 2 days, 11:09:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/14 05:44:51] SchrodingersScat and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/15 00:54:38] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:43 towards level 52.
[01/01/15 16:03:29] SirMonkeybox [428/801] has challenged Tenorman [535/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/02/15 16:29:49] SirMonkeybox and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/15 09:10:18] SirMonkeybox [446/801] has come upon Kinsmir [325/587] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:14:41 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/03/15 14:20:07] SirMonkeybox [425/801] has come upon Frogging101 [722/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:03:39 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/03/15 18:32:22] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:04:22 from level 52.
[01/04/15 01:50:18] SirMonkeybox got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:34 from level 52.
[01/04/15 20:39:08] Eksarion, Virtual, SirMonkeybox, and TheMadHatter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/15 20:40:38] SirMonkeybox [727/801] has come upon Virtual [365/1087] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:12:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/05/15 11:25:36] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:28 towards level 52.
[01/05/15 16:49:21] SirMonkeybox [602/801] has come upon grooverider [85/959] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:23:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/05/15 22:37:56] Fluttershy, irix, and SirMonkeybox [736/2321] have team battled yano, Str1ngS, and kaplejon [21/1720] and won! 0 days, 04:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/15 03:30:57] SirMonkeybox [63/801] has come upon reim [87/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:40:05 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/06/15 08:43:34] Avon [281/1065] has come upon SirMonkeybox [137/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:27:47 is removed from Avon's clock.
[01/06/15 16:30:36] Kyree, Satoshi, and Mateusz [660/1943] have team battled strugart, SchrodingersScat, and SirMonkeybox [177/1745] and won! 0 days, 13:18:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/15 09:06:58] SirMonkeybox [621/801] has come upon SudoKing [181/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:38:25 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/08/15 10:07:34] SirMonkeybox [84/801] has challenged Str1ngS [206/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/08/15 18:11:51] sasaniak [230/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [781/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:59:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/08/15 18:13:39] sasaniak [398/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [129/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:29:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/08/15 18:32:12] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:53 towards level 52.
[01/08/15 18:53:10] Gunther and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/15 13:55:54] SirMonkeybox [369/801] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [200/495] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/09/15 22:18:19] twohlix [419/554] has challenged SirMonkeybox [539/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to twohlix's clock.
[01/10/15 16:43:54] lipek [233/1036] has come upon SirMonkeybox [32/801] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:49:09 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/11/15 00:37:19] SirMonkeybox and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/15 13:11:10] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:09 from level 53.
[01/11/15 23:40:13] shandor [369/636] has challenged SirMonkeybox [96/801] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from shandor's clock.
[01/12/15 12:37:18] SirMonkeybox [117/801] has challenged Cenhinen [92/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:25:58 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/12/15 13:36:12] MontyZuma, Simie, and SirMonkeybox [160/2579] have team battled pipework, VonGuard, and Weedle [400/1691] and lost! 1 day, 14:32:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/15 21:40:14] SirMonkeybox [198/801] has challenged desspugne [158/970] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:28:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/13/15 00:32:55] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:34 from level 53.
[01/14/15 07:11:13] charitwo [391/487] has come upon SirMonkeybox [634/801] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:03:59 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/16/15 10:07:03] SirMonkeybox [384/801] has come upon Gunther [598/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:19:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/16/15 11:24:31] SirMonkeybox [506/801] has come upon Sir_Lemming [485/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:41:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/16/15 16:26:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 2 days, 15:32:14 toward level 53.
[01/16/15 20:12:02] SirMonkeybox [499/801] has challenged Mateusz [78/626] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/17/15 01:13:26] Tronsha [330/446] has challenged SirMonkeybox [570/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:28 is added to Tronsha's clock.
[01/17/15 23:15:12] SirMonkeybox [224/801] has come upon ElectRo [483/1297] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:29 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/18/15 08:30:28] SirMonkeybox [19/801] has challenged BlastHardcheese [513/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/18/15 23:25:30] brendan stole SirMonkeybox's level 53 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 31 set of leggings behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[01/19/15 08:21:26] vrillusions [1053/1091] has challenged SirMonkeybox [702/777] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:14:50 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[01/20/15 14:46:20] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:10 towards level 54.
[01/21/15 02:51:23] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:07 towards level 54.
[01/21/15 13:06:41] Mateusz [62/626] has come upon SirMonkeybox [362/789] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:10:46 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[01/21/15 22:08:13] Mateusz, Sixbierehomme, and keeper_c [1512/2284] have team battled Meistarin, damyan, and SirMonkeybox [1832/1977] and lost! 4 days, 03:34:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/15 15:40:20] SirMonkeybox [562/789] has come upon SubWolf [23/194] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:51:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/30/15 10:39:17] rotta [204/334] has challenged SirMonkeybox [66/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from rotta's clock.
[01/31/15 02:16:34] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:12 towards level 54.
[01/31/15 13:36:48] fattrat, irix, and SirMonkeybox [2044/2136] have team battled yasdorian, Babar, and Weedle [2355/2362] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/15 01:06:18] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:15 towards level 54.
[02/05/15 17:14:32] SirMonkeybox [745/793] has challenged sedrik [97/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:11:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/05/15 17:14:32] SirMonkeybox has dealt sedrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:41:38 is added to sedrik's clock.
[02/05/15 19:15:12] SirMonkeybox [326/793] has challenged tiwake [440/934] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/06/15 00:51:16] ajhgfa and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/15 10:20:20] SirMonkeybox [521/793] has challenged Soappy [132/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/06/15 16:53:59] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:06 towards level 54.
[02/07/15 05:26:37] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:46 towards level 54.
[02/07/15 10:48:41] SirMonkeybox [509/793] has come upon m0shbear [488/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:12 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/07/15 20:09:29] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:13 from level 54.
[02/07/15 20:28:30] Nayru and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/15 07:41:30] SirMonkeybox [693/793] has come upon Ttech [999/1366] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:01 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/09/15 07:42:48] SirMonkeybox [423/797] has challenged pants [163/413] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/09/15 08:46:48] discopig [196/343] has come upon SirMonkeybox [518/797] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:18:52 is added to discopig's clock.
[02/09/15 11:45:10] grooverider [201/980] has challenged SirMonkeybox [526/797] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:53:05 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/09/15 20:05:48] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:46 towards level 55.
[02/10/15 01:24:58] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:17:32 towards level 55.
[02/10/15 09:36:18] SirMonkeybox [174/797] has come upon Virtual [16/1087] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:35 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/10/15 11:20:37] h00k [753/892] has come upon SirMonkeybox [185/797] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/11/15 03:58:47] gipyelrah [349/948] has challenged SirMonkeybox [480/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:52 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[02/11/15 13:01:55] SirMonkeybox [670/797] has challenged SubWolf [104/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/12/15 11:31:37] pixelate, Mateusz, and davidfg4 [462/2061] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Simie, and blizgerg [1106/2620] and lost! 0 days, 17:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/15 18:11:13] charitwo, Misza, and Toagac [1272/1721] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Darky, and Pici [582/2078] and won! 1 day, 02:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/15 04:01:18] Soappy [537/557] has come upon SirMonkeybox [649/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:28 is added to Soappy's clock.
[02/14/15 23:43:22] SirMonkeybox [348/797] has come upon Fluttershy [560/734] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:16:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/15/15 00:04:38] phobos_anomaly [50/64] has challenged SirMonkeybox [106/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to phobos_anomaly's clock.
[02/17/15 00:24:41] SirMonkeybox has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:35:14 from level 55.
[02/17/15 09:08:51] identd and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 11:23:50] SirMonkeybox [162/797] has come upon mthw [360/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:29:54 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/17/15 14:57:34] DataSmythe [3/14] has challenged SirMonkeybox [130/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to DataSmythe's clock.
[02/17/15 16:04:27] DataSmythe [23/28] has challenged SirMonkeybox [544/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to DataSmythe's clock.
[02/17/15 21:28:01] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:13 from level 55.
[02/18/15 23:02:01] Wyverna [190/516] has challenged SirMonkeybox [100/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:47 is removed from Wyverna's clock.
[02/19/15 01:02:43] SirMonkeybox [600/792] has challenged jenksy [63/154] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:09 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/19/15 07:54:47] NezumiRyu stole SirMonkeybox's level 128 amulet while they were sleeping! NezumiRyu leaves his old level 35 amulet behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/19/15 21:36:07] Ennd and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/15 09:43:27] SirMonkeybox [673/689] has come upon SlowRiot [227/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:02:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/23/15 02:07:57] SirMonkeybox [529/689] has challenged mthw [448/856] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/23/15 04:42:10] SirMonkeybox and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/15 14:46:15] G33KY [425/649] has challenged SirMonkeybox [632/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to G33KY's clock.
[02/24/15 14:59:38] SirMonkeybox and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/15 01:07:13] pekster [151/562] has come upon SirMonkeybox [322/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:54 is added to pekster's clock.
[02/25/15 04:38:45] phobos_anomaly [28/242] has challenged SirMonkeybox [382/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to phobos_anomaly's clock.
[02/25/15 12:01:57] desspugne [75/996] has come upon SirMonkeybox [406/689] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:52:23 is added to desspugne's clock.
[02/27/15 23:16:57] SirMonkeybox burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! SirMonkeybox's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/15 07:21:16] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:19:01 towards level 56.
[03/01/15 00:20:37] Asara [87/251] has challenged SirMonkeybox [136/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/01/15 06:26:58] IdleMaster [304/391] has challenged SirMonkeybox [428/685] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:35:05 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/02/15 05:46:04] SirMonkeybox [38/685] has come upon reim [246/435] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:53:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/02/15 10:54:54] TROGDOR stole SirMonkeybox's level 49 pair of boots while they were sleeping! TROGDOR leaves his old level 46 pair of boots behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[03/02/15 12:46:07] SirMonkeybox, renopt, and Alric` [1285/1391] have team battled Lenny, Plasmastar, and Hydrogenum [1044/2453] and won! 0 days, 01:00:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/15 10:45:19] SirMonkeybox [8/682] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [20/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:02:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/03/15 13:46:43] honkybonky [427/689] has challenged SirMonkeybox [432/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:54:26 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[03/04/15 11:45:47] riv [211/240] has challenged SirMonkeybox [304/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to riv's clock.
[03/04/15 20:45:14] Frogging101 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/15 11:08:33] Rarity [592/645] has challenged SirMonkeybox [223/682] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[03/05/15 22:06:17] SirMonkeybox [36/682] has challenged paramourne [0/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:37:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/07/15 03:07:46] SirMonkeybox ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:09 from level 56.
[03/07/15 03:16:13] SirMonkeybox [567/682] has challenged ChiefRA [12/542] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:45:20 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/08/15 01:13:38] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:38 towards level 56.
[03/08/15 06:37:20] SirMonkeybox and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/15 22:11:24] yano and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/15 18:50:14] charitwo [179/492] has come upon SirMonkeybox [190/682] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:06:51 is added to charitwo's clock.
[03/11/15 07:37:53] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:35 towards level 56.
[03/12/15 17:14:12] fattrat [8/530] has come upon SirMonkeybox [307/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:30:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/13/15 12:18:08] SirMonkeybox [369/696] has challenged suterismus [2/1099] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/13/15 23:59:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 14 days, 15:15:01 toward level 57.
[03/14/15 00:38:40] SirMonkeybox and G33KY have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 06:54:07] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:20:18 from level 57.
[03/15/15 12:05:05] pekster [524/569] has come upon SirMonkeybox [631/696] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:02:29 is added to pekster's clock.
[03/18/15 19:22:46] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of his weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/15 01:42:35] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:52 towards level 57.
[03/19/15 20:04:48] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/15 09:23:16] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:39 towards level 57.
[03/20/15 16:14:23] SirMonkeybox, Akuma_no_Tsubasa, and Flynn [412/1834] have team battled ToxicMouse, Brainiac, and Tenorman [853/1818] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 16:35:52] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:01 towards level 57.
[03/21/15 00:01:03] SirMonkeybox [623/716] has challenged Brainiac [15/372] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:33:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/21/15 12:01:10] Glorfindel [223/514] has challenged SirMonkeybox [602/716] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[03/23/15 03:14:17] Kolder [199/251] has challenged SirMonkeybox [269/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Kolder's clock.
[03/23/15 09:41:56] theemstra [131/306] has challenged SirMonkeybox [341/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/23/15 16:22:38] yasdorian [224/812] has come upon SirMonkeybox [98/716] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:34:43 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[03/23/15 21:40:48] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:17 towards level 58.
[03/24/15 05:01:24] CatBug [3/336] has challenged SirMonkeybox [678/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to CatBug's clock.
[03/24/15 05:49:33] FrodoTheHobbit, jholtom, and kensington [805/1871] have team battled SirMonkeybox, XenGi, and NezumiRyu [37/2044] and won! 0 days, 09:15:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/15 13:24:04] Thracky [219/503] has come upon SirMonkeybox [151/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:00:24 is removed from Thracky's clock.
[03/24/15 17:42:10] ElectRo [324/1328] has challenged SirMonkeybox [283/716] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:01:03 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[03/25/15 01:47:23] sasaniak [607/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [421/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:57:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/25/15 08:47:27] SirMonkeybox [68/716] has challenged sbp [389/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:43:25 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/25/15 09:42:33] SirMonkeybox died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:06:49 from level 58.
[03/27/15 02:19:24] SirMonkeybox and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/15 03:58:39] Str1ngS, Zanoab, and SirMonkeybox [1040/1623] have team battled sjefen6, discopig, and zouave [587/1143] and won! 1 day, 02:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 18:28:02] elf, MetaNova, and SirMonkeybox [1673/2265] have team battled SpamMage, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Curlybear [993/2248] and won! 0 days, 11:00:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 11:51:47] SirMonkeybox [386/716] has challenged Tenorman [620/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:58:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/01/15 14:05:29] Cysioland, suterismus, and yasdorian [2276/2543] have team battled zbart, Midna, and SirMonkeybox [958/1414] and won! 0 days, 03:42:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/15 21:25:04] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:15:22 from level 58.
[04/02/15 22:04:21] SirMonkeybox [285/716] has challenged Asara [243/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:28:59 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/04/15 21:36:57] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:00 from level 58.
[04/05/15 09:07:03] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/15 02:03:03] paramourne [83/442] has challenged SirMonkeybox [678/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to paramourne's clock.
[04/06/15 17:38:32] Brainiac [18/381] has challenged SirMonkeybox [165/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:09 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/06/15 20:39:40] nfsnobody [270/622] has challenged SirMonkeybox [596/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:29 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[04/07/15 04:57:39] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:06 towards level 58.
[04/08/15 09:20:05] soltys [134/493] has challenged SirMonkeybox [105/716] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/11/15 01:35:38] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:35 towards level 58.
[04/11/15 04:28:55] SirMonkeybox [210/716] has come upon SchrodingersScat [69/394] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:19:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/12/15 11:08:58] SirMonkeybox and ChiefRA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 23:21:13] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:18 towards level 58.
[04/13/15 01:57:13] Cenhinen [375/580] has come upon SirMonkeybox [593/716] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:33:12 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[04/13/15 04:38:35] SirMonkeybox [137/716] has challenged paramourne [394/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/13/15 23:38:13] SirMonkeybox ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:48 from level 58.
[04/14/15 02:56:14] SirMonkeybox and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/15 06:47:49] Cypher [671/832] has challenged SirMonkeybox [584/716] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:54:44 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/14/15 11:34:23] a1291762, Str1ngS, and SirMonkeybox [939/1806] have team battled Nayru, Ladon, and archlich [1155/1666] and lost! 1 day, 04:09:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/15 12:20:48] Brom, Flynn, and SirMonkeybox [924/2207] have team battled AngryParsley, tmberg, and Agent86 [1854/2427] and lost! 1 day, 02:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 04:02:11] boxfire [6/21] has challenged SirMonkeybox [690/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to boxfire's clock.
[04/15/15 20:22:29] suterismus, allo, and PriceChild [1627/2302] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jeaye, and talso [2/2061] and won! 0 days, 19:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/15 07:42:47] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:47 from level 58.
[04/18/15 10:57:27] Nofew, sjums_the_great, and SirMonkeybox [694/1431] have team battled brendan, jsrn_of_the_naps, and Soappy [114/1992] and won! 0 days, 07:38:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/15 19:58:14] reim, cbob, and SirMonkeybox [2/1419] have team battled idisjunction, yasdorian, and AngryParsley [35/2541] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/15 21:15:44] SirMonkeybox got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:52 from level 58.
[04/20/15 00:37:19] SirMonkeybox [439/719] has challenged blind [610/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/22/15 01:50:49] NightRabbit, lipek, and Majak [206/1886] have team battled SirMonkeybox, roguesith, and JustAPerson [794/1371] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/15 12:00:39] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:06 from level 58.
[04/22/15 19:58:33] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:46 towards level 58.
[04/23/15 04:37:25] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:52 towards level 58.
[04/23/15 07:04:34] SirMonkeybox [390/719] has challenged sjums_the_great [245/303] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/23/15 19:08:54] SirMonkeybox [35/722] has challenged Soappy [78/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:20 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/23/15 21:56:27] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:42 towards level 58.
[04/24/15 07:50:14] Zaratustra, Lowbow, and EkimmI [839/1298] have team battled dxrt, bendem, and SirMonkeybox [783/2038] and won! 0 days, 00:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 17:48:18] SirMonkeybox [168/722] has challenged Mateusz [2/635] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:11:20 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/24/15 17:48:18] In the fierce battle, Mateusz dropped his level 69 helm! SirMonkeybox picks it up, tossing his old level 61 helm to Mateusz.
[04/25/15 03:00:25] SirMonkeybox and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/15 17:46:48] Virtual, godog, and Zanoab [846/2189] have team battled SirMonkeybox, pixelate, and pants [1434/1670] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/15 18:19:46] talso, SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/15 20:26:38] yond [780/916] has challenged SirMonkeybox [122/731] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:03:04 is removed from yond's clock.
[04/26/15 00:13:04] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:32:05 from level 59.
[04/26/15 06:13:55] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:18 towards level 59.
[04/28/15 07:25:43] roguesith [259/309] has challenged SirMonkeybox [252/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from roguesith's clock.
[04/29/15 00:21:24] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:48 towards level 59.
[05/01/15 18:44:07] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:07 towards level 59.
[05/01/15 23:19:13] SirMonkeybox [602/731] has challenged eva42 [327/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:50:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/02/15 06:10:21] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:49 towards level 59.
[05/02/15 09:48:18] SirMonkeybox [55/731] has come upon charitwo [264/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:28 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/02/15 12:23:50] SirMonkeybox [1/731] has challenged Kratos [53/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:34 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/04/15 17:44:31] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:32 towards level 59.
[05/04/15 20:44:53] grooverider [975/991] has challenged SirMonkeybox [217/731] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:34:16 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/05/15 03:44:46] keepermurf, csssuf, Cypher, and SirMonkeybox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/15 06:25:50] SlowRiot and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 08:12:15] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:17 from level 59.
[05/05/15 17:57:02] SirMonkeybox [470/731] has come upon MetaNova [253/686] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:45:59 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/06/15 07:41:22] SirMonkeybox [399/731] has come upon bendem [38/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:17:55 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/06/15 07:58:41] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:16 towards level 59.
[05/06/15 15:00:28] SirMonkeybox [46/731] has challenged grooverider [593/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:33:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/06/15 22:03:32] Soappy [726/1033] has challenged SirMonkeybox [729/731] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:48:25 is added to Soappy's clock.
[05/07/15 07:52:07] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:00 towards level 59.
[05/08/15 07:27:52] SirMonkeybox [31/731] has come upon kork [141/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:27 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/08/15 10:55:27] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:35 towards level 59.
[05/08/15 22:34:00] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:22 from level 59.
[05/09/15 05:10:57] cirdan, Pici, and G33KY [1098/2184] have team battled Foofin, SirMonkeybox, and Doctor [1742/1870] and lost! 0 days, 23:39:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/15 01:03:12] suterismus [697/1123] has come upon SirMonkeybox [570/731] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:00:45 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/10/15 22:16:25] etamind [41/163] has challenged SirMonkeybox [149/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to etamind's clock.
[05/11/15 01:30:29] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:07 towards level 59.
[05/11/15 13:17:22] SirMonkeybox [133/731] has challenged allo [485/565] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/11/15 15:08:42] sjefen6 [53/431] has come upon SirMonkeybox [475/731] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:53:24 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/11/15 21:38:50] SirMonkeybox [180/731] has come upon tmberg [103/936] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:04:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/12/15 13:04:48] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:25 towards level 60.
[05/12/15 21:31:38] Glorfindel and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/15 23:19:12] SirMonkeybox [413/731] has come upon charitwo [142/509] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:00:49 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/14/15 23:23:30] LordH stole SirMonkeybox's level 49 charm while they were sleeping! LordH leaves his old level 47 charm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[05/15/15 12:35:47] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:42:45 from level 60.
[05/15/15 20:12:34] SirMonkeybox was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:34:56 from level 60.
[05/16/15 16:30:14] SirMonkeybox, Danthemandoo, and lipek [790/2419] have team battled yond, Brainiac, and prattmic [2163/2262] and lost! 2 days, 09:45:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 06:44:45] Foofin, SirMonkeybox, and Frogging101 [997/1807] have team battled yasdorian, Cypher, and neo [1807/2357] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 07:08:22] discopig [438/458] has challenged SirMonkeybox [693/729] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:37:07 is added to discopig's clock.
[05/17/15 07:12:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 03:15:26 from level 60.
[05/19/15 21:30:03] SirMonkeybox [369/729] has challenged IdleMaster [341/392] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:47:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/20/15 19:46:50] sauerkrause [73/165] has challenged SirMonkeybox [100/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to sauerkrause's clock.
[05/22/15 01:37:24] SirMonkeybox, Meta, and TimWolla [1572/1650] have team battled Flintts, sasaniak, and Nayru [413/1294] and won! 0 days, 01:38:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 10:51:02] SirMonkeybox [343/729] has challenged brendan [308/736] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:03:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/22/15 19:23:49] Ramsey [34/42] has challenged SirMonkeybox [241/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/22/15 20:56:51] mwhahaha [20/172] has challenged SirMonkeybox [252/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/23/15 14:18:10] SirMonkeybox [78/729] has come upon yano [273/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:56:33 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/24/15 19:10:45] filinep [96/445] has challenged SirMonkeybox [142/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:34:40 is added to filinep's clock.
[05/25/15 20:42:17] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:57:27 towards level 60.
[05/26/15 13:52:44] SirMonkeybox [90/729] has come upon cbob [234/446] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:10:06 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/26/15 18:27:31] sjefen6 [369/431] has challenged SirMonkeybox [376/729] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:49:37 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/27/15 21:39:56] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:28:38 from level 60.
[05/28/15 01:51:36] RedXIII [4/41] has challenged SirMonkeybox [582/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to RedXIII's clock.
[05/28/15 03:46:08] Jahemian [64/195] has challenged SirMonkeybox [119/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Jahemian's clock.
[05/28/15 07:38:28] SirMonkeybox [102/732] has come upon Ramsey [274/323] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:00:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/28/15 19:43:38] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:21:41 from level 60.
[05/30/15 19:37:59] SirMonkeybox, filinep, and Zaratustra [648/1833] have team battled discopig, IdleMaster, and Virtual [1121/2003] and lost! 0 days, 20:38:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/15 07:06:04] SirMonkeybox [673/732] has challenged Sizzlor [6/18] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:55:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/31/15 07:46:02] Lowbow [209/360] has come upon SirMonkeybox [266/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:27 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[05/31/15 15:14:16] SirMonkeybox and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/15 18:46:10] ganja [489/501] has come upon SirMonkeybox [135/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:09:08 is removed from ganja's clock.
[06/01/15 00:01:52] Heisenberg, gravis, and SirMonkeybox [1570/1773] have team battled CornFly, Cameron_D, and MadHatter [740/2268] and won! 0 days, 17:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 02:25:53] Kitlith and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 02:33:53] rharwood and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/15 05:22:24] sbp [296/623] has challenged SirMonkeybox [283/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:46:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/03/15 06:21:41] yawgmoth, SirMonkeybox, and Str1ngS [942/1677] have team battled Ladon, sjefen6, and Rossimo [217/1478] and won! 1 day, 08:24:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/15 10:23:15] SirMonkeybox [451/732] has come upon bendem [420/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:06:43 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/04/15 14:20:32] evilwolf [3/5] has challenged SirMonkeybox [282/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to evilwolf's clock.
[06/05/15 01:46:54] SirMonkeybox [661/732] has challenged sjefen6 [246/431] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:53:29 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/05/15 01:46:54] SirMonkeybox has dealt sjefen6 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:55:37 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[06/05/15 09:06:47] CornFly, SlowRiot, and abra0 [1909/2185] have team battled SirMonkeybox, greycat, and tangerine [722/1905] and won! 0 days, 00:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 18:53:02] SirMonkeybox [267/732] has challenged kenyon [534/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/07/15 11:53:12] SirMonkeybox [337/732] has come upon kenyon [1086/1223] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/08/15 01:30:46] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:03 towards level 60.
[06/08/15 03:59:20] ajhgfa and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 05:28:20] Mateusz [86/651] has come upon SirMonkeybox [360/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:24:30 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[06/08/15 12:28:33] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:01 from level 60.
[06/08/15 13:56:51] SirMonkeybox [700/732] has challenged G33KY [181/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:59:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/08/15 22:24:43] ArilKominger, SirMonkeybox, and grant050 [828/1478] have team battled Hydrogenum, ruan, and Mateusz [1320/2274] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/15 04:43:38] grooverider [997/1000] has challenged SirMonkeybox [21/732] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/13/15 00:00:30] sbp [67/623] has challenged SirMonkeybox [634/732] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:59:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/13/15 03:44:15] allo [142/569] has come upon SirMonkeybox [482/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:12:28 is added to allo's clock.
[06/13/15 06:45:42] Birdbones [527/935] has come upon SirMonkeybox [414/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:18:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/13/15 17:35:26] Chuck [33/174] has challenged SirMonkeybox [104/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/14/15 19:10:54] SirMonkeybox [660/732] has come upon Simie [135/845] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:40 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/14/15 19:30:15] Kyree, brendan, and reveal [478/1438] have team battled SirMonkeybox, nikoJ, and Cameron_D [147/2226] and won! 0 days, 00:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 02:04:29] SirMonkeybox [624/732] has come upon charitwo [459/509] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:34:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/16/15 00:02:41] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:53 towards level 60.
[06/16/15 13:20:18] SirMonkeybox [79/740] has challenged iLP [282/400] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/16/15 19:36:08] SirMonkeybox [25/740] has come upon Sixbierehomme [254/833] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:38:49 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/17/15 12:04:06] SirMonkeybox saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:46:34 from level 61.
[06/18/15 02:18:34] yasdorian [860/871] has come upon SirMonkeybox [715/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:14:51 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[06/18/15 02:18:34] yasdorian has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 8 days, 14:43:37 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/18/15 14:23:07] SirMonkeybox and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/15 15:30:36] iLP and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 00:21:23] SirMonkeybox [86/740] has challenged yasdorian [159/871] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:29:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/23/15 17:33:17] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:38:10 towards level 61.
[06/23/15 23:10:58] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 01:21:01] redlegion [113/317] has challenged SirMonkeybox [471/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to redlegion's clock.
[06/24/15 06:28:23] SirMonkeybox [224/740] has come upon cbob [338/450] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:25:25 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/24/15 07:47:11] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:30:55 towards level 61.
[06/25/15 21:43:07] SirMonkeybox and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/15 11:56:55] Flynn [22/876] has challenged SirMonkeybox [147/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:12 is added to Flynn's clock.
[06/27/15 06:24:41] redlegion [279/343] has challenged SirMonkeybox [720/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to redlegion's clock.
[06/27/15 12:04:27] Sixbierehomme [516/820] has challenged SirMonkeybox [3/740] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:12:44 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[06/28/15 13:05:26] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:45:58 from level 61.
[06/29/15 07:09:41] Egypt [204/406] has come upon SirMonkeybox [76/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:46 is removed from Egypt's clock.
[06/29/15 13:23:39] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:21 towards level 61.
[06/30/15 19:29:54] SirMonkeybox [270/740] has challenged Darky [347/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:00:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/01/15 06:53:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 23 days, 02:13:29 toward level 61.
[07/01/15 09:33:03] XVar, SirMonkeybox, and shandor [332/1851] have team battled ElectRo, Shr3k, and fattrat [1177/2403] and lost! 1 day, 12:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 15:03:35] zbart and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 16:53:55] SirMonkeybox [550/740] has challenged Chuck [192/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:18:00 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/03/15 18:13:37] SirMonkeybox [27/740] has come upon kork [308/369] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:29:28 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/04/15 19:51:49] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:08:38 towards level 61.
[07/05/15 14:22:42] IdleMaster [276/392] has come upon SirMonkeybox [25/740] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:56:36 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/05/15 16:42:22] Evanna [149/265] has challenged SirMonkeybox [502/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Evanna's clock.
[07/05/15 18:04:04] IdleMaster [123/392] has come upon SirMonkeybox [92/740] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:23:45 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/06/15 14:32:24] neo, LordH, and blind [1978/2460] have team battled Sir_Lemming, abra0, and SirMonkeybox [483/1772] and won! 0 days, 09:26:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/15 19:16:29] Ramsey, AKBlindy, and vegadark [840/1582] have team battled SirMonkeybox, XVar, and fattrat [1278/1769] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/15 01:15:31] L235 [238/483] has come upon SirMonkeybox [708/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:49:49 is added to L235's clock.
[07/07/15 04:28:33] yasdorian [205/663] has come upon SirMonkeybox [67/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:16:44 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[07/07/15 15:22:03] SirMonkeybox [327/740] has come upon r00f [445/573] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:41:26 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/08/15 12:03:54] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:38:33 from level 61.
[07/09/15 06:31:47] SirMonkeybox, Asara, and Totengeist [1351/2110] have team battled kenyon, Andries, and csssuf [1375/2452] and lost! 1 day, 14:28:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/15 02:31:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 7 days, 05:51:45 toward level 61.
[07/10/15 03:32:46] antium [90/297] has come upon SirMonkeybox [717/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:35 is added to antium's clock.
[07/10/15 06:50:50] Str1ngS and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/15 07:52:38] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/15 02:59:54] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:12 towards level 61.
[07/12/15 03:26:47] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:06 towards level 61.
[07/12/15 21:13:09] merx [20/224] has challenged SirMonkeybox [701/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to merx's clock.
[07/13/15 01:24:21] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/15 13:58:57] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:00 towards level 61.
[07/14/15 01:10:00] h00k [524/904] has come upon SirMonkeybox [36/740] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:54:43 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/14/15 09:40:12] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:40 towards level 61.
[07/14/15 23:04:36] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:37 towards level 61.

[07/16/15 00:26:47] Retr0Capez [6/7] has challenged SirMonkeybox [374/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Retr0Capez's clock.
[07/17/15 03:58:59] x86_64 [1/4] has challenged SirMonkeybox [716/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to x86_64's clock.
[07/19/15 22:57:20] Agent86 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/15 02:12:54] SirMonkeybox and ChiefRA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 05:06:06] idisjunction [486/908] has come upon SirMonkeybox [691/750] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:43:39 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/21/15 15:00:34] SirMonkeybox [587/750] has come upon Cenhinen [524/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:00:41 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/25/15 00:22:21] Foofin [110/319] has challenged SirMonkeybox [581/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Foofin's clock.
[07/25/15 09:39:57] sjums_the_great, SirMonkeybox, and RBecker [805/1610] have team battled Majak, Soappy, and Cypher [1839/2374] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/15 10:56:34] unicron [137/354] has come upon SirMonkeybox [411/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:08 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/25/15 14:25:37] Mateusz [421/776] has challenged SirMonkeybox [427/753] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:21:45 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[07/26/15 01:43:55] SirMonkeybox [145/753] has challenged VoidFox [37/367] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:14:12 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/26/15 17:57:05] SirMonkeybox [562/753] has come upon Brom [519/657] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:25:06 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/26/15 23:09:47] Cheeky [185/256] has challenged SirMonkeybox [427/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Cheeky's clock.
[07/27/15 09:22:56] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:27:51 towards level 62.
[07/27/15 17:32:50] SirMonkeybox [14/753] has come upon NezumiRyu [251/471] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:31:15 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/29/15 15:00:50] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 21:34:01] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:35:35 towards level 62.
[07/30/15 08:35:49] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:44 towards level 62.
[07/30/15 18:44:57] SirMonkeybox [345/753] has come upon allo [19/764] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:02:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/31/15 11:37:36] yano, pfoley, SirMonkeybox, and nfsnobody have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/15 17:47:28] SirMonkeybox [87/753] has come upon Brom [230/659] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:09:05 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/02/15 13:09:14] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:37 towards level 62.
[08/02/15 20:31:39] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:45 towards level 62.
[08/03/15 16:50:11] SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and Evanna [113/1557] have team battled LordH, sedrik, and MJ94 [642/2092] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 03:24:21] Doctor, irix, and csssuf [1992/2370] have team battled kensington, SirMonkeybox, and Krenz [1337/2150] and won! 0 days, 10:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/15 17:41:45] Mateusz [396/786] has come upon SirMonkeybox [275/753] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:43:38 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[08/05/15 04:31:19] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:07:23 from level 62.
[08/06/15 12:35:17] SirMonkeybox [134/753] has come upon astropoint [287/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:06:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/06/15 17:32:35] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:27 towards level 62.
[08/07/15 18:37:17] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:16:09 from level 62.
[08/09/15 05:48:01] Booya, Cameron_D, and kenyon [1108/2662] have team battled SirMonkeybox, gravis, and abra0 [1074/1844] and won! 0 days, 01:40:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/15 17:08:11] SirMonkeybox [316/753] has come upon gipyelrah [976/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:02:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/10/15 01:38:23] nikoJ, Bl4ckD34tH, and neurospex [750/1913] have team battled SirMonkeybox, vegadark, and pfoley [430/2207] and won! 0 days, 06:32:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/15 03:17:37] eva42, EkimmI, and mthw [751/2060] have team battled SirMonkeybox, clearcasting, and JustAPerson [457/1910] and won! 1 day, 21:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/15 22:43:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:38:53 from level 62.
[08/12/15 22:20:51] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:18 towards level 62.
[08/13/15 04:18:00] SirMonkeybox slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! SirMonkeybox's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/15 05:09:19] Cameron_D, SirMonkeybox, and IdleMaster [99/2182] have team battled dindinx, Crazycatlady, and Krenz [1276/1945] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/15 20:08:41] SirMonkeybox, redlegion, and identd [1345/2100] have team battled Meta, EkimmI, and pants [906/1583] and won! 0 days, 23:56:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/15 22:34:34] SirMonkeybox [394/759] has come upon droogie [520/896] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:53:57 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/13/15 23:47:40] soltys [221/462] has come upon SirMonkeybox [463/759] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:13:39 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/14/15 08:23:57] NezumiRyu [367/471] has challenged SirMonkeybox [227/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:52 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[08/14/15 08:23:57] NezumiRyu has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:00:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/16/15 02:09:02] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:11:57 from level 62.
[08/17/15 08:54:36] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:08 towards level 62.
[08/17/15 13:27:34] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:13:39 from level 62.
[08/17/15 18:05:49] yano, Darky, and Milquetoast [278/1860] have team battled kensington, daemoneye, and SirMonkeybox [702/1643] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/15 09:48:59] argus [153/708] has come upon SirMonkeybox [707/759] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:31:10 is added to argus's clock.
[08/19/15 10:34:27] csssuf and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/15 20:05:49] SirMonkeybox lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:41:07 from level 62.
[08/21/15 02:42:44] Mateusz [568/742] has come upon SirMonkeybox [50/759] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:10:01 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[08/21/15 12:55:08] SirMonkeybox [656/759] has come upon irix [299/944] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:04:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/23/15 07:31:18] godog [63/639] has challenged SirMonkeybox [330/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:51 is added to godog's clock.
[08/23/15 14:33:32] nikoJ [389/448] has challenged SirMonkeybox [702/759] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:29 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[08/24/15 12:54:11] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:20 towards level 62.
[08/27/15 13:51:22] SirMonkeybox [432/759] has come upon Alric` [522/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:53 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/29/15 01:16:54] Zeman4323 [280/466] has challenged SirMonkeybox [157/759] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:50:47 is removed from Zeman4323's clock.
[08/29/15 04:29:11] SirMonkeybox [280/759] has challenged Furry [385/526] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/29/15 11:40:11] Fattyeater [196/247] has challenged SirMonkeybox [201/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/31/15 11:03:34] Forge [37/39] has challenged SirMonkeybox [48/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Forge's clock.
[09/01/15 11:54:27] EkimmI [539/585] has come upon SirMonkeybox [708/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:47:43 is added to EkimmI's clock.
[09/01/15 13:38:22] SirMonkeybox [235/759] has come upon HiddenKnowledge [228/262] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:04:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/01/15 14:50:49] ajhgfa [487/545] has challenged SirMonkeybox [758/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:16 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[09/01/15 16:44:00] SirMonkeybox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/15 19:44:35] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:29:25 towards level 63.
[09/01/15 20:36:46] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:00:14 from level 63.
[09/01/15 22:55:50] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:21:03 towards level 63.
[09/02/15 14:56:47] Gorgon, SirMonkeybox, and godog [107/1916] have team battled Forge, Fattyeater, and ajhgfa [488/1110] and lost! 2 days, 02:04:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/15 00:03:29] SirMonkeybox [145/759] has challenged SudoKing [161/719] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:36:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/04/15 02:13:42] kensington [322/518] has challenged SirMonkeybox [35/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:38:34 is removed from kensington's clock.
[09/04/15 05:09:10] SirMonkeybox [273/759] has come upon greycat [376/891] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:55:17 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/05/15 07:45:31] prattmic, dindinx, and SirMonkeybox [924/2278] have team battled Opie, Crazycatlady, and noother [1466/2169] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/15 17:17:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 21 days, 15:29:58 toward level 63.
[09/06/15 09:47:00] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:16:35 from level 63.
[09/07/15 09:44:44] SirMonkeybox [41/759] has challenged Kyree [449/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/09/15 12:31:32] Lemelisk and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 10:13:10] gazarsgo [502/623] has challenged SirMonkeybox [19/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:05 is removed from gazarsgo's clock.
[09/11/15 09:47:47] SirMonkeybox was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:13:23 from level 63.
[09/11/15 19:03:58] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:05:35 towards level 63.
[09/11/15 22:55:07] IdleMaster [328/388] has come upon SirMonkeybox [23/759] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:11:34 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/11/15 22:55:07] IdleMaster has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:15:39 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/12/15 03:04:56] arlen and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/15 03:04:09] NezumiRyu stole SirMonkeybox's level 69 helm while they were sleeping! NezumiRyu leaves his old level 60 helm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[09/14/15 02:25:20] kork [256/349] has come upon SirMonkeybox [577/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:19:31 is added to kork's clock.
[09/14/15 05:26:15] SirMonkeybox [287/749] has come upon LordH [300/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:44:19 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/14/15 17:45:31] identd, RistoUuranmaki, and rharwood [1436/1835] have team battled Misza, SirMonkeybox, and honkybonky [2476/2490] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 21:04:03] SirMonkeybox [318/749] has come upon Gorgon [15/530] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:00:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/15/15 03:44:49] SirMonkeybox [623/749] has come upon Gorgon [274/530] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:50:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/15/15 14:22:33] spaceCore [372/480] has challenged SirMonkeybox [426/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to spaceCore's clock.
[09/16/15 15:44:01] Lilian [843/845] has challenged SirMonkeybox [722/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from Lilian's clock.
[09/17/15 17:37:40] SirMonkeybox, yano, and Samus [1610/1778] have team battled iynque, irix, and arlen [1151/1909] and won! 0 days, 01:07:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 20:28:06] Simie [898/980] has come upon SirMonkeybox [558/749] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:08:59 is removed from Simie's clock.
[09/17/15 23:36:08] grant050 [349/416] has come upon SirMonkeybox [689/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:42:50 is added to grant050's clock.
[09/18/15 23:11:33] SirMonkeybox [332/749] has come upon Fluttershy [34/839] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:05:59 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/19/15 17:39:57] SirMonkeybox [55/749] has challenged mthw [100/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:04:48 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/20/15 12:47:19] Bkid [399/473] has challenged SirMonkeybox [420/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:23 is added to Bkid's clock.
[09/22/15 15:43:12] SirMonkeybox fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! SirMonkeybox's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/15 18:17:35] SirMonkeybox [579/743] has come upon blizgerg [77/987] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:49:14 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/23/15 22:22:27] SirMonkeybox [241/743] has come upon Samus [206/388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:45:08 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/24/15 03:59:24] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:19 towards level 63.
[09/24/15 11:35:20] cirdan and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 17:12:26] SirMonkeybox [285/743] has come upon Killerkid [90/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:22:10 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/24/15 20:22:21] SirMonkeybox [598/743] has challenged Lenny [49/1070] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:29 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/25/15 01:48:58] sorind, simple, and droogie [326/1710] have team battled SirMonkeybox, XenGi, and Lemelisk [820/2351] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 11:27:32] SirMonkeybox [218/743] has challenged Doctor [449/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/25/15 13:22:11] pixelate, SirMonkeybox, and Pici [1843/1937] have team battled h00k, jenksy, and keeper_c [2561/2780] and lost! 1 day, 10:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/15 15:30:48] vrillusions, ElectRo, and Kinsmir [2098/2857] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Majak, and Sir_Lemming [918/1704] and won! 4 days, 09:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 07:51:27] TauPan and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 04:59:09] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:57 towards level 63.
[09/30/15 20:36:13] SirMonkeybox [612/743] has come upon brendan [330/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:14 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/02/15 04:34:24] Diitto and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 02:26:47] SirMonkeybox [588/743] has challenged prattmic [811/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:44 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/03/15 03:40:42] SirMonkeybox [641/743] has come upon gipyelrah [573/1068] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:43:38 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/03/15 11:46:15] darkmage, Samus, and Danthemandoo [729/2116] have team battled roy, SirMonkeybox, and fraq [1175/1485] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 05:46:28] andoruh [1/90] has challenged SirMonkeybox [249/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/04/15 10:37:56] VoidFox [416/567] has challenged SirMonkeybox [183/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:27:02 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[10/05/15 06:22:27] identd and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/15 10:57:42] SirMonkeybox [647/749] has challenged Sixbierehomme [707/753] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/06/15 10:13:28] beefnog [61/243] has challenged SirMonkeybox [422/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to beefnog's clock.
[10/06/15 19:58:37] LordH [495/702] has challenged SirMonkeybox [62/749] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:18:49 is removed from LordH's clock.
[10/08/15 10:15:14] SirMonkeybox [96/749] has come upon identd [627/650] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:09:16 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/08/15 12:34:49] Ttech, Satoshi, and damyan [473/2964] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Str1ngS, and Asara [557/1958] and lost! 2 days, 06:08:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/15 16:15:01] x86_64 [346/401] has challenged SirMonkeybox [27/749] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:50:06 is removed from x86_64's clock.
[10/08/15 20:40:41] SirMonkeybox [170/749] has come upon AngryParsley [56/925] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:48:35 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/09/15 02:31:46] SirMonkeybox and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/15 03:03:06] Dan_` [283/327] has challenged SirMonkeybox [418/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[10/11/15 02:36:33] gipyelrah [1059/1068] has challenged SirMonkeybox [699/764] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:13:56 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[10/11/15 03:35:19] kernels [99/312] has challenged SirMonkeybox [525/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to kernels's clock.
[10/12/15 08:09:47] SirMonkeybox [505/764] has come upon droogie [682/913] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:33:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/12/15 12:49:20] SirMonkeybox [196/764] has challenged MadHatter [157/491] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:41:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/12/15 16:13:26] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:39 towards level 64.
[10/13/15 12:00:54] Majak [306/442] has come upon SirMonkeybox [22/764] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:47:44 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/15/15 08:20:58] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:41:29 towards level 64.
[10/15/15 11:16:05] SchrodingersScat [29/393] has challenged SirMonkeybox [385/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:24 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[10/16/15 20:35:53] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 04:07:50] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:11:12 from level 64.
[10/17/15 09:01:48] Fluttershy [202/860] has come upon SirMonkeybox [248/764] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:56:06 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[10/17/15 09:18:57] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:38:00 towards level 64.
[10/17/15 15:34:28] Cenhinen [215/563] has challenged SirMonkeybox [362/764] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:07:43 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[10/17/15 17:49:10] SirMonkeybox [49/764] has come upon Haquer [473/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:09:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/19/15 18:30:48] clonak, Agent86, and CornFly [278/2001] have team battled SirMonkeybox, LordH, and aucg [655/2187] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/15 20:56:59] LordH [630/702] has challenged SirMonkeybox [744/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:57 is added to LordH's clock.
[10/20/15 23:29:42] SirMonkeybox and Zos have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 01:11:37] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:34 from level 64.
[10/21/15 20:28:03] SirMonkeybox [224/764] has come upon XVar [411/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:02:47 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/15 21:33:21] Globalirc [46/211] has challenged SirMonkeybox [725/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/23/15 07:47:52] woonack, Hydrogenum, and SirMonkeybox [926/2126] have team battled charitwo, vox, and Remmy [1441/1781] and lost! 2 days, 08:52:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/15 08:09:03] sjums_the_great and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/15 20:27:02] d34th [91/220] has come upon SirMonkeybox [546/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:58 is added to d34th's clock.
[10/25/15 10:21:03] SirMonkeybox and petrichor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 12:59:06] KyloRen, MetaNova, and dxrt [826/1936] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Toagac, and x86_64 [271/1877] and won! 0 days, 20:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/15 20:12:26] SirMonkeybox [22/764] has challenged bendem [410/542] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:29:05 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/28/15 07:34:21] Tenorman [784/880] has come upon SirMonkeybox [297/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:30 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/28/15 08:38:53] SirMonkeybox [550/764] has come upon Killerkid [279/639] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:23:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/28/15 11:52:41] d34th [199/392] has challenged SirMonkeybox [62/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from d34th's clock.
[10/28/15 13:18:38] dxrt [700/979] has challenged SirMonkeybox [165/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:44:08 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[10/29/15 20:29:58] SirMonkeybox [52/764] has challenged daemoneye [549/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:09:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/29/15 20:35:33] cirdan [344/777] has challenged SirMonkeybox [522/764] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to cirdan's clock.
[10/30/15 00:53:40] SirMonkeybox has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:02:28 from level 64.
[11/01/15 14:54:48] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:23 towards level 64.
[11/02/15 14:21:24] SirMonkeybox and AWildColin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 15:30:28] Ironhoof [123/243] has challenged SirMonkeybox [218/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[11/04/15 01:32:48] SirMonkeybox, D-NICE, and blizgerg [1317/1807] have team battled Heisenberg, Globalirc, and argus [805/1668] and won! 0 days, 00:49:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 00:59:31] Nyarlathotep [193/440] has come upon SirMonkeybox [546/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:04 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[11/05/15 02:28:45] SirMonkeybox [64/764] has come upon jdb [263/342] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:11:37 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/05/15 04:37:16] jdb [260/358] has challenged SirMonkeybox [146/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from jdb's clock.
[11/05/15 16:04:34] MadMan [47/486] has challenged SirMonkeybox [458/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:44 is added to MadMan's clock.
[11/06/15 04:08:34] SirMonkeybox [501/764] has challenged Ladon [31/804] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:54:20 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/06/15 13:27:41] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:21 towards level 64.
[11/06/15 18:45:46] SirMonkeybox [428/764] has come upon rinse_and_repeat [167/222] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:11:07 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/07/15 05:16:58] Agent86 [135/643] has challenged SirMonkeybox [43/764] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:46:29 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/08/15 21:18:09] JZTech101 [135/342] has challenged SirMonkeybox [235/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to JZTech101's clock.
[11/09/15 06:08:56] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:14:36 from level 64.
[11/10/15 16:45:12] DelayedReactions, PinkiePie, and SirMonkeybox [767/1511] have team battled nfsnobody, D-NICE, and zokko [88/1507] and won! 0 days, 10:00:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 20:15:12] Frogging101 [450/470] has challenged SirMonkeybox [492/764] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[11/10/15 20:22:05] SirMonkeybox and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 21:03:59] Evrial [66/436] has come upon SirMonkeybox [550/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:54:40 is added to Evrial's clock.
[11/11/15 05:55:07] Bokkie, Zero, and damyan [1324/1672] have team battled Oooooog, SirMonkeybox, and Evrial [463/1651] and won! 0 days, 17:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/15 21:06:00] clearcasting, Milquetoast, and SirMonkeybox [1857/2243] have team battled Chuck, Satoshi, and dxrt [1071/2295] and won! 1 day, 19:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 04:26:39] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:08 towards level 64.
[11/12/15 12:39:46] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:44 towards level 64.
[11/12/15 18:56:24] SirMonkeybox [222/764] has come upon LordH [578/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:01 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/13/15 20:06:42] Sandwich [2/312] has challenged SirMonkeybox [464/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Sandwich's clock.
[11/14/15 13:47:03] SirMonkeybox [196/764] has come upon Boohbah [214/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/14/15 15:58:05] identd, joek, and Cypher [1191/2042] have team battled Plasmastar, SirMonkeybox, and cirdan [1589/1910] and lost! 0 days, 12:26:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 08:44:35] jdb [255/433] has challenged SirMonkeybox [363/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to jdb's clock.
[11/15/15 19:17:35] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:32 towards level 64.
[11/16/15 05:59:47] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/15 09:15:22] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:25 towards level 64.
[11/16/15 11:26:01] SirMonkeybox [43/764] has challenged zankore [269/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/16/15 20:45:41] Abs0x00 [7/14] has challenged SirMonkeybox [394/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Abs0x00's clock.
[11/17/15 08:44:40] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:11 from level 64.
[11/18/15 17:48:54] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 18:01:50] @bc123 [96/205] has challenged SirMonkeybox [358/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to @bc123's clock.
[11/18/15 20:35:00] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:17 towards level 64.
[11/20/15 03:40:30] MontyZuma stole SirMonkeybox's level 215 weapon while they were sleeping! MontyZuma leaves his old level 188 weapon behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[11/20/15 13:08:12] lux [147/311] has challenged SirMonkeybox [307/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to lux's clock.
[11/20/15 22:02:24] SirMonkeybox [157/734] has challenged grooverider [263/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:19 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/22/15 04:01:06] SirMonkeybox [735/767] has challenged Unikitty [198/473] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/22/15 04:30:07] SirMonkeybox was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:35:08 from level 65.
[11/24/15 10:14:15] x86_64 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 20:05:36] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:11:08 towards level 65.
[11/25/15 02:36:33] zokko [403/414] has challenged SirMonkeybox [167/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:47 is removed from zokko's clock.
[11/26/15 07:31:58] SirMonkeybox [426/767] has come upon SudoKing [213/682] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:13:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/26/15 09:44:13] streak, Agent86, DelayedReactions, and SirMonkeybox have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/15 18:34:51] TauPan, Plasmastar, and argus [118/1381] have team battled SirMonkeybox, holloway, and Andries [713/1643] and lost! 4 days, 13:26:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/15 08:20:12] SirMonkeybox and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/15 14:57:08] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:57:57 towards level 65.
[11/28/15 19:37:46] Douhet [369/558] has come upon SirMonkeybox [14/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:35:00 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[11/29/15 11:59:01] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:50:04 towards level 65.
[11/29/15 16:29:01] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:58 towards level 65.
[12/01/15 19:04:45] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:25:59 towards level 65.
[12/02/15 10:18:21] SirMonkeybox [117/767] has come upon holloway [129/357] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:12:11 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/03/15 20:44:23] SirMonkeybox [475/767] has come upon blizgerg [72/813] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:02:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/03/15 20:44:23] SirMonkeybox has dealt blizgerg a Critical Strike! 5 days, 18:26:50 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/03/15 22:17:57] fattrat [535/765] has come upon SirMonkeybox [677/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/04/15 00:22:05] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:52:41 towards level 65.
[12/04/15 10:21:03] vitata [1/47] has challenged SirMonkeybox [302/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to vitata's clock.
[12/04/15 13:23:17] SirMonkeybox [136/767] has come upon Danthemandoo [371/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:42 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/05/15 12:17:36] icxcnika [429/445] has challenged SirMonkeybox [607/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:08 is added to icxcnika's clock.
[12/05/15 22:10:01] Pici, Crazycatlady, and SirMonkeybox [1249/1884] have team battled MrGlass, blind, and ChasedSpade [820/1759] and won! 1 day, 15:07:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/15 01:01:17] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:22 towards level 65.
[12/06/15 17:28:51] SirMonkeybox [527/767] has challenged roy [383/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:59:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/07/15 20:46:21] belugawhale and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 00:40:58] allo [415/485] has challenged SirMonkeybox [752/767] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:33:07 is added to allo's clock.
[12/08/15 03:10:58] Meta [574/657] has come upon SirMonkeybox [255/767] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:04:56 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/10/15 20:24:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 22:54:29 toward level 65.
[12/11/15 01:28:07] Birdbones [666/981] has come upon SirMonkeybox [739/767] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 16:12:40 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/11/15 02:39:14] PriceChild [171/490] has come upon SirMonkeybox [41/767] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:29:01 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[12/12/15 00:12:17] Ironhoof, Hydrogenum, and Avon [332/2064] have team battled Douhet, ProdigalTim, and SirMonkeybox [1024/1550] and lost! 1 day, 07:39:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 01:26:39] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:12 towards level 65.
[12/13/15 01:26:40] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/15 18:23:46] Kitlith [443/636] has come upon SirMonkeybox [210/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:02:50 is removed from Kitlith's clock.
[12/14/15 22:54:53] SirMonkeybox [367/767] has come upon kenyon [249/1441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/16/15 20:23:26] SirMonkeybox [738/767] has challenged eva42 [777/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/15 18:22:52] SirMonkeybox [301/767] has challenged Fluttershy [159/842] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:07:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/15 23:22:49] d34th [41/568] has challenged SirMonkeybox [577/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to d34th's clock.
[12/19/15 08:48:46] ElectRo, MetaNova, SirMonkeybox, and dindinx have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/15 03:57:53] iynque and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 16:18:44] KeboDK [15/252] has challenged SirMonkeybox [453/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[12/21/15 04:26:39] SirMonkeybox and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 04:48:33] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:09:32 from level 66.
[12/22/15 11:59:18] Globalirc [261/515] has challenged SirMonkeybox [255/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/22/15 21:51:12] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:07 towards level 66.
[12/22/15 21:58:20] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:27 towards level 66.
[12/23/15 05:11:59] Andries [5/492] has come upon SirMonkeybox [681/767] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:18:01 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/23/15 14:01:36] tiwake [327/989] has come upon SirMonkeybox [509/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:00 is added to tiwake's clock.
[12/23/15 22:30:10] SirMonkeybox [295/767] has come upon MetaNova [458/529] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:54:41 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/24/15 01:12:54] SirMonkeybox [362/767] has come upon keeper_c [1103/1230] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:59:51 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/24/15 06:23:31] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:45 towards level 66.
[12/24/15 16:03:47] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:48 towards level 66.
[12/24/15 17:08:07] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:42:52 towards level 66.
[12/25/15 08:27:00] Totengeist [812/836] has challenged SirMonkeybox [201/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:58:57 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[12/25/15 12:45:04] woonack, DesertStorm, and bendem [1242/1549] have team battled SirMonkeybox, identd, and a1291762 [1386/2375] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/15 16:01:42] SirMonkeybox [571/767] has come upon nitzer [93/725] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:08:50 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/25/15 20:27:35] SirMonkeybox [424/767] has come upon Killerkid [509/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:54:46 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/28/15 21:34:10] magnetik [149/361] has challenged SirMonkeybox [188/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to magnetik's clock.
[12/29/15 04:23:59] vox [373/752] has challenged SirMonkeybox [174/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:16:53 is removed from vox's clock.
[12/29/15 10:20:00] zid, Brainiac, SirMonkeybox, and Adar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/15 23:52:39] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 18:22:28] identd and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 22:21:18] SirMonkeybox [529/767] has challenged andoruh [354/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:55 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/01/16 01:43:39] SirMonkeybox [265/767] has come upon mthw [163/607] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:38:36 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/01/16 04:35:49] discopig, bigjay, and Gatewayy [1112/2463] have team battled SirMonkeybox, magnetik, and yano [1819/1820] and lost! 0 days, 06:57:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/16 19:32:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 11:08:57 toward level 66.
[01/01/16 19:57:31] SirMonkeybox [338/767] has come upon Bkid [230/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:13:21 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/01/16 21:54:03] SirMonkeybox [761/767] has come upon belugawhale [143/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:03 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/01/16 21:54:03] SirMonkeybox has dealt belugawhale a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:50:06 is added to belugawhale's clock.
[01/02/16 01:55:26] D-NICE [5/523] has come upon SirMonkeybox [567/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:10:27 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[01/02/16 08:49:54] SirMonkeybox [224/767] has come upon joek [423/464] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:41 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/05/16 07:15:31] SirMonkeybox and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 12:51:35] SpaceKookie, SirMonkeybox, and brendan [1756/2093] have team battled Boohbah, PiotrekD, and SchrodingersScat [1188/1639] and won! 0 days, 00:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 17:13:42] roy [306/560] has challenged SirMonkeybox [60/767] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:25:31 is removed from roy's clock.
[01/05/16 22:58:17] Fluttershy [432/851] has challenged SirMonkeybox [59/767] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/06/16 11:25:18] SirMonkeybox [112/767] has challenged lux [115/384] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/06/16 20:37:41] AngryParsley, pants, and Lowbow [898/1808] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Schrodinger, and damyan [330/1946] and won! 2 days, 18:43:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 13:39:51] Evrial [35/544] has challenged SirMonkeybox [191/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:45 is added to Evrial's clock.
[01/08/16 23:33:51] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:06:10 towards level 67.
[01/10/16 00:53:15] Asara [70/801] has challenged SirMonkeybox [404/767] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:15:00 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/12/16 00:11:20] CornFly [970/986] has challenged SirMonkeybox [9/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:34:47 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/12/16 02:41:13] SirMonkeybox [413/767] has come upon abra0 [417/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:24:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/12/16 05:13:18] SirMonkeybox [558/767] has challenged Nic [208/377] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:16:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/13/16 14:38:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 17 days, 22:39:27 toward level 67.
[01/14/16 01:30:24] SirMonkeybox [690/767] has challenged Alric` [387/663] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:27:03 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/14/16 13:21:43] SirMonkeybox and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/16 13:35:00] theemstra [391/471] has challenged SirMonkeybox [210/767] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:12:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/17/16 03:57:44] kier [446/519] has challenged SirMonkeybox [196/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:00 is removed from kier's clock.
[01/17/16 13:01:51] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/16 22:34:44] SirMonkeybox [611/767] has come upon Tharbakery [91/328] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:15:12 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/19/16 02:12:42] KyloRen [162/660] has come upon SirMonkeybox [302/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:52:17 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[01/19/16 02:58:11] Birdbones, Senka, and SirMonkeybox [1651/2327] have team battled Ttech, Onceuponaban, and Lenny [1012/2814] and won! 1 day, 18:00:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/16 06:32:00] lux [261/548] has challenged SirMonkeybox [299/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to lux's clock.
[01/19/16 13:20:53] LordH, lutoma, Agent86, and SirMonkeybox have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/16 13:49:28] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:50:49 from level 67.
[01/21/16 17:21:19] SirMonkeybox was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:19:36 from level 67.
[01/22/16 19:17:48] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:55 towards level 67.
[01/22/16 21:09:39] ConSi [138/169] has challenged SirMonkeybox [627/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to ConSi's clock.
[01/24/16 08:40:55] SirMonkeybox and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 14:59:20] SirMonkeybox and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 10:32:53] drazisil [10/499] has challenged SirMonkeybox [513/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to drazisil's clock.
[01/25/16 10:49:49] DesertStorm and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 11:55:46] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:09 towards level 67.
[01/25/16 17:48:55] blind, BURUT, and SirMonkeybox [337/2111] have team battled jenksy, KyloRen, and Pici [403/2052] and lost! 1 day, 03:09:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 08:21:04] SirMonkeybox [519/767] has challenged kensington [264/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:22:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/26/16 16:28:11] Bilzerian [7/257] has come upon SirMonkeybox [665/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:11 is added to Bilzerian's clock.
[01/27/16 13:31:47] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:00 towards level 67.
[01/28/16 07:29:32] SirMonkeybox [262/767] has come upon m0shbear [600/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:11:32 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/29/16 07:22:57] SirMonkeybox lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:41 from level 67.
[01/30/16 08:47:43] SirMonkeybox and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 10:37:41] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:42 towards level 67.
[01/30/16 11:57:38] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 20:22:51] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:01 towards level 67.
[01/31/16 22:42:10] SirMonkeybox [611/762] has come upon Petri [248/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:08:21 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/01/16 00:25:32] JensRex [177/330] has challenged SirMonkeybox [651/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to JensRex's clock.
[02/01/16 10:58:04] SirMonkeybox and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 11:40:30] Frogging101 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 13:26:50] SirMonkeybox and Thrayden have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 00:13:20] allo [470/479] has come upon SirMonkeybox [648/768] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:45:32 is added to allo's clock.
[02/03/16 04:40:50] Thrayden [127/213] has come upon SirMonkeybox [347/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:48 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/03/16 19:50:33] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:03 towards level 67.
[02/04/16 08:43:39] SirMonkeybox [582/781] has challenged Nic [259/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:42 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/04/16 14:40:37] MrGlass [393/521] has come upon SirMonkeybox [55/781] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:04:48 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[02/05/16 13:01:50] SirMonkeybox was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:00 from level 67.
[02/05/16 21:43:09] SmOkE_RU [56/525] has come upon SirMonkeybox [711/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:54:52 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[02/06/16 17:38:48] SirMonkeybox, Diitto, and XJR-9 [1654/2296] have team battled pants, Darky, and jdb [469/1938] and won! 0 days, 00:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 18:39:31] SirMonkeybox, reim, and grant050 [305/1944] have team battled godog, SynthesizerPatel, and JensRex [591/1680] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/16 19:22:18] SirMonkeybox [75/781] has challenged drazisil [391/499] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/06/16 19:38:47] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 23:23:04] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:28 towards level 68.
[02/06/16 23:54:25] Ttech [1349/1365] has come upon SirMonkeybox [554/781] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:42 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/07/16 11:12:32] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:10 towards level 68.
[02/08/16 02:53:22] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:11:34 towards level 68.
[02/08/16 15:05:50] SirMonkeybox [401/781] has come upon Babar [0/914] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:35:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/09/16 02:14:19] WallIdl and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 08:13:19] theemstra [301/500] has come upon SirMonkeybox [464/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:42:59 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/10/16 00:12:31] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:03:33 towards level 68.
[02/10/16 10:47:32] WallIdl and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 01:39:57] Regnor, Virtual, and CornFly [1430/2619] have team battled Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and SirMonkeybox [99/2730] and won! 1 day, 02:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 18:49:24] SirMonkeybox, r00f, and Schrodinger [1428/2006] have team battled eva42, Chuck, and Sohnae [1427/1774] and won! 1 day, 11:15:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/16 17:20:30] Trozz [161/432] has challenged SirMonkeybox [156/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from Trozz's clock.
[02/13/16 20:59:55] Frogging101, SirMonkeybox, and m0shbear [1026/1862] have team battled nitzer, AngryParsley, and h00k [1790/2579] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/16 07:37:07] Ttech, Cenhinen, and SirMonkeybox [331/2742] have team battled Majak, sbp, and XJR-9 [1432/1610] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/16 15:34:31] SirMonkeybox [731/781] has challenged pfoley [175/587] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:31:09 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/14/16 19:35:57] Ladon [64/856] has challenged SirMonkeybox [364/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:38:31 is added to Ladon's clock.
[02/14/16 20:21:48] vegadark, Hydrogenum, and IdleMaster [936/1388] have team battled SirMonkeybox, pants, and Douhet [232/2120] and won! 0 days, 22:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/16 03:37:00] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:12:15 from level 68.
[02/15/16 05:09:38] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:25 towards level 68.
[02/16/16 00:57:35] Smockage [174/336] has challenged SirMonkeybox [75/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:20 is removed from Smockage's clock.
[02/17/16 17:56:27] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:42:33 towards level 68.
[02/19/16 00:13:47] SirMonkeybox [570/781] has challenged Ven [94/200] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/19/16 14:13:25] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:21 towards level 68.
[02/19/16 21:38:00] SirMonkeybox [376/781] has come upon Cypher [902/956] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:11:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/19/16 22:07:37] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:50:01 from level 68.
[02/20/16 18:41:42] Scar3cr0w, Cameron_D, and SirMonkeybox [1571/2611] have team battled Plasmastar, kier, and Killerkid [272/1915] and won! 3 days, 15:09:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/16 08:43:17] Fluttershy stole SirMonkeybox's level 188 weapon while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves his old level 58 weapon behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/23/16 10:21:46] SirMonkeybox, babapest, and mwhahaha [447/1548] have team battled darkmage, bl4ckscor3, and Ironhoof [61/1931] and won! 0 days, 05:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/16 20:04:06] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:10 towards level 68.
[02/25/16 15:57:30] SirMonkeybox and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 23:26:08] SirMonkeybox [367/638] has challenged LordH [590/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/28/16 03:54:56] SirMonkeybox and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 04:41:11] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:39 towards level 68.
[03/02/16 19:58:37] SirMonkeybox [526/638] has challenged allo [274/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:03 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/04/16 15:49:59] Mateusz, SirMonkeybox, and Groot [47/1742] have team battled kork, jenksy, and MetaNova [1143/1633] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/16 15:56:04] Thrayden [273/343] has challenged SirMonkeybox [413/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[03/06/16 10:13:45] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:24 towards level 68.
[03/06/16 13:00:07] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:48 towards level 68.
[03/06/16 20:24:48] bootdisk [197/200] has challenged SirMonkeybox [551/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/06/16 21:47:23] brycec [177/323] has challenged SirMonkeybox [320/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to brycec's clock.
[03/08/16 16:12:25] babapest [184/360] has challenged SirMonkeybox [512/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to babapest's clock.
[03/08/16 20:43:35] Ttech, Bkid, and SirMonkeybox [2313/2614] have team battled grant050, Furry, and Schrodinger [1521/1537] and won! 0 days, 02:13:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 05:38:02] SirMonkeybox [74/638] has challenged simple [450/667] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/09/16 08:58:17] SirMonkeybox, suterismus, and Akiyuki [1450/2425] have team battled MontyZuma, TauPan, and rharwood [729/1941] and won! 0 days, 18:13:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 14:45:24] Milquetoast, Asara, and Nix [610/2074] have team battled SirMonkeybox, tspange, and aucg [1848/2026] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/16 17:52:23] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:30:50 from level 69.
[03/10/16 10:16:30] MadHatter, Pithlit, and SirMonkeybox [150/1581] have team battled tmberg, FakeWizard, and MadMan [1398/2076] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 11:01:57] Bkid, grooverider, and Antutuuuuu [515/1918] have team battled SirMonkeybox, brycec, and fattrat [1673/1747] and lost! 0 days, 12:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 23:41:58] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:14:49 from level 69.
[03/12/16 19:02:24] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:32:51 towards level 69.
[03/13/16 05:42:56] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:42:02 towards level 69.
[03/13/16 16:49:56] Evrial [318/634] has challenged SirMonkeybox [191/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:43 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[03/13/16 21:24:10] gabriel [5/48] has challenged SirMonkeybox [342/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to gabriel's clock.
[03/15/16 15:06:21] FakeWizard [447/595] has challenged SirMonkeybox [126/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:57 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/17/16 17:23:55] IdleMaster [92/451] has come upon SirMonkeybox [421/638] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:14:15 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/18/16 01:12:52] SirMonkeybox [279/638] has come upon Sixbierehomme [526/806] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:57:06 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/18/16 03:55:32] SirMonkeybox [406/638] has come upon Globalirc [13/612] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:38:18 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/18/16 11:19:01] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:23:07 from level 69.
[03/18/16 16:36:46] echeese, evilfix, and droogie [1416/1563] have team battled Mateusz, SirMonkeybox, and AngryParsley [1562/2334] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 02:55:21] MollyMalone [154/226] has challenged SirMonkeybox [129/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from MollyMalone's clock.
[03/19/16 04:44:28] SirMonkeybox [495/638] has come upon astropoint [409/614] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:31:53 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/20/16 06:36:10] SirMonkeybox, Andries, and alexj [946/1604] have team battled zid, babilen, and arlen [598/1739] and won! 1 day, 17:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 11:36:06] Lemelisk and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 12:44:40] SirMonkeybox [71/638] has come upon Jareeta [749/1064] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:53:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/20/16 18:50:21] yano [380/589] has challenged SirMonkeybox [123/638] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:42:58 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/20/16 19:51:40] SirMonkeybox died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:45:20 from level 69.
[03/21/16 05:49:38] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:13:13 towards level 69.
[03/22/16 11:28:35] Frogging101, Ladon, and SirMonkeybox [589/2030] have team battled IdleMaster, roy, and theemstra [105/1491] and won! 8 days, 17:59:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/16 04:00:28] donut [217/301] has challenged SirMonkeybox [569/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to donut's clock.
[03/24/16 08:20:38] SirMonkeybox [442/638] has challenged rxcomm [270/786] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:51:38 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/24/16 21:03:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 17 days, 11:26:04 toward level 69.
[03/25/16 01:10:23] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:31:29 from level 69.
[03/25/16 19:07:06] SirMonkeybox [117/638] has come upon m0shbear [217/606] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:23:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/28/16 00:51:50] SirMonkeybox [503/638] has challenged vrillusions [645/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:33:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/28/16 01:46:38] yur [112/302] has challenged SirMonkeybox [490/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to yur's clock.
[03/28/16 07:48:02] SirMonkeybox [401/638] has come upon Tratos [318/453] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:24:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/28/16 10:47:26] zbart and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 12:51:59] SirMonkeybox [592/638] has come upon darkmage [569/942] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:22:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/30/16 15:01:51] SirMonkeybox [451/638] has come upon keeper_c [929/1239] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:56:49 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/01/16 10:57:49] SirMonkeybox [629/638] has come upon sasaniak [287/672] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:58:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/02/16 01:40:45] SirMonkeybox and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 05:18:52] Darky, SynthesizerPatel, and Brom [1872/2168] have team battled MJ94, Satoshi, and SirMonkeybox [1980/2148] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 11:36:42] irix, Virtual, and SirMonkeybox [218/2168] have team battled jay, Firien, and daemoneye [1489/1495] and lost! 2 days, 21:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 16:26:22] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:09 towards level 69.
[04/02/16 21:53:36] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:11 towards level 69.
[04/02/16 23:56:56] Asara [439/807] has come upon SirMonkeybox [570/638] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:18:14 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/04/16 05:53:46] SirMonkeybox [27/638] has challenged Nix [303/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:55:28 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/04/16 16:45:14] Milquetoast [802/916] has come upon SirMonkeybox [473/638] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:58:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/05/16 16:07:45] IdleMaster, MetaNova, and SirMonkeybox [1511/1573] have team battled Oooooog, honkybonky, and Pithlit [873/1662] and won! 0 days, 05:46:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 02:31:12] SirMonkeybox [453/638] has come upon TauPan [154/304] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:03:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/06/16 18:25:45] SirMonkeybox fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:02:48 from level 69.
[04/06/16 21:17:01] SirMonkeybox [460/638] has challenged WallIdl [404/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:18 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/07/16 15:23:41] Asara [673/807] has challenged SirMonkeybox [340/638] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:42:35 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/08/16 01:31:00] GilbertErik [164/475] has challenged SirMonkeybox [99/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[04/08/16 15:27:09] Chuck [239/437] has come upon SirMonkeybox [319/638] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:00:51 is added to Chuck's clock.
[04/08/16 22:34:55] SirMonkeybox [412/638] has challenged zid [709/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/09/16 21:46:09] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:57 towards level 69.
[04/10/16 03:03:33] SirMonkeybox [39/638] has come upon jstg [89/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:09:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/10/16 07:16:28] SirMonkeybox and Pogor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 15:02:45] SirMonkeybox [257/638] has come upon Boohbah [219/711] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:58:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/10/16 15:43:56] SirMonkeybox and Pogor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 04:47:33] identd [346/646] has come upon SirMonkeybox [143/638] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:06:23 is removed from identd's clock.
[04/12/16 07:11:23] alexj, SirMonkeybox, and brendan [123/2056] have team battled paysties, DesertStorm, and abra0 [1447/1768] and lost! 0 days, 18:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 20:22:47] AngryParsley stole SirMonkeybox's level 102 tunic while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 93 tunic behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[04/13/16 17:51:23] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:27 from level 69.
[04/13/16 20:34:18] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:22 towards level 69.
[04/14/16 08:11:53] SirMonkeybox and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/16 19:41:39] SirMonkeybox slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! SirMonkeybox's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/16 21:40:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 0 days, 13:59:24 toward level 69.
[04/15/16 09:38:02] Beb [127/237] has challenged SirMonkeybox [590/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Beb's clock.
[04/16/16 02:05:10] SirMonkeybox [269/861] has challenged tspange [333/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/17/16 16:11:09] unicron [587/700] has come upon SirMonkeybox [279/861] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:51:08 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/17/16 16:30:20] damyan [169/788] has challenged SirMonkeybox [54/861] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:02:16 is removed from damyan's clock.
[04/17/16 17:30:42] SirMonkeybox [818/861] has challenged echeese [386/582] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:56:47 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/19/16 14:49:06] MJ94 [115/673] has come upon SirMonkeybox [733/861] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:55:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[04/21/16 06:56:43] SirMonkeybox reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SirMonkeybox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/16 21:54:50] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:41:01 towards level 70.
[04/22/16 06:17:30] SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and Adar [201/1944] have team battled DoomedExistence, PiMp0r, and Tratos [96/1318] and won! 5 days, 00:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/16 11:18:42] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:33:01 towards level 70.
[04/23/16 08:38:25] SirMonkeybox [248/864] has come upon honkybonky [80/731] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:51:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/24/16 17:13:17] BURUT, SirMonkeybox, and babilen [1290/1954] have team battled identd, Mateusz, and ville [591/2186] and won! 0 days, 02:46:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/16 23:20:20] SirMonkeybox [779/864] has come upon jwon [250/400] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:07:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/25/16 22:11:47] Regnor [772/857] has come upon SirMonkeybox [734/864] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:04:56 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[04/26/16 08:09:01] Agent86, Majak, and Lios [8/1784] have team battled SirMonkeybox, KyloRen, and Budzogan [297/2091] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/16 10:55:46] Ttech [1137/1398] has come upon SirMonkeybox [453/864] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:53:21 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/26/16 10:55:46] Ttech has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 6 days, 10:18:33 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/26/16 20:28:55] jwon [220/400] has challenged SirMonkeybox [291/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to jwon's clock.
[04/27/16 15:06:42] Bvarne and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/16 16:39:53] SirMonkeybox and paysties have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/16 23:31:14] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:43 towards level 70.
[04/28/16 02:27:00] Windel [41/95] has challenged SirMonkeybox [152/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Windel's clock.
[04/28/16 14:42:35] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:51:45 towards level 70.
[04/28/16 23:50:14] SirMonkeybox, Doctor, and roy [336/2446] have team battled Ttech, nitzer, and identd [1635/2805] and lost! 4 days, 22:31:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/16 13:00:01] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:24 towards level 70.
[04/30/16 16:48:44] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:01 towards level 70.
[05/01/16 22:43:22] theemstra [136/521] has come upon SirMonkeybox [510/864] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:33:36 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/02/16 11:35:03] Ttech [1126/1393] has come upon SirMonkeybox [57/864] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:46:38 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/03/16 23:09:07] Majak [287/385] has come upon SirMonkeybox [398/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:13:19 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/04/16 19:04:04] SirMonkeybox [58/864] has challenged Cameron_D [135/1095] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:08:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/06/16 04:41:29] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:52 towards level 70.
[05/06/16 21:49:16] SirMonkeybox and Ggoes have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 05:05:26] astropoint, PiotrekD, and zankore [1010/1824] have team battled Schrodinger, fbenoit, and SirMonkeybox [1354/1796] and lost! 1 day, 14:01:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 10:12:22] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:06:40 towards level 70.
[05/09/16 15:32:33] bootdisk, gabriel, and AngryParsley [542/2499] have team battled Milquetoast, SirMonkeybox, and Ttech [572/3162] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 18:11:25] SirMonkeybox, blizgerg, and zokko [43/2181] have team battled dindinx, Killerkid, and a1291762 [155/2450] and lost! 3 days, 02:38:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 07:33:52] m0shbear stole SirMonkeybox's level 58 weapon while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves his old level 43 weapon behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[05/11/16 17:58:15] SirMonkeybox [751/848] has come upon Sir_Lemming [203/599] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:20:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/12/16 18:53:15] SirMonkeybox and beefnog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 22:40:02] SirMonkeybox [89/848] has come upon yur [125/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:53:43 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/14/16 10:37:02] SirMonkeybox [568/848] has challenged unicron [489/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:23:46 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/15/16 20:16:09] PXELord [134/186] has challenged SirMonkeybox [457/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to PXELord's clock.
[05/16/16 02:49:53] Hundikutsikas and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 22:46:57] Kalinakov [280/336] has challenged SirMonkeybox [394/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Kalinakov's clock.
[05/17/16 03:30:23] a1291762, Fluttershy, and RBecker [127/2800] have team battled babilen, Mirc0p, and SirMonkeybox [1037/1903] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/16 05:03:26] basepi [131/585] has challenged SirMonkeybox [81/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:15 is removed from basepi's clock.
[05/17/16 22:29:42] SirMonkeybox [25/848] has come upon pixelate [189/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:33:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/17/16 23:49:13] Str1ngS, Xyrael, and mthw [189/1573] have team battled nfsnobody, SirMonkeybox, and SlowRiot [350/2501] and lost! 4 days, 08:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 02:43:07] GilbertErik [489/520] has challenged SirMonkeybox [177/848] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:20:17 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/18/16 14:23:35] Eiam, JensRex, and Brom [806/1592] have team battled SirMonkeybox, nfsnobody, and pfoley [1673/2135] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/16 02:59:32] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:54 from level 70.
[05/21/16 01:10:20] beefnog [81/475] has come upon SirMonkeybox [421/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:20:09 is added to beefnog's clock.
[05/22/16 03:58:43] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:38 towards level 70.
[05/22/16 17:34:41] SirMonkeybox got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:10 from level 70.
[05/24/16 03:18:40] SirMonkeybox and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 19:20:41] SirMonkeybox [275/848] has come upon woonack [169/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/25/16 11:44:51] everbrew [468/501] has challenged SirMonkeybox [722/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to everbrew's clock.
[05/25/16 14:07:13] SirMonkeybox fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:21 from level 70.
[05/26/16 00:03:38] Sage [15/198] has challenged SirMonkeybox [28/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Sage's clock.
[05/26/16 15:33:03] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:41 towards level 70.
[05/26/16 18:04:31] Sir_Lemming [463/599] has challenged SirMonkeybox [488/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:47:49 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/26/16 23:57:33] Adar, Lios, and MadMan [1161/1911] have team battled zankore, yasdorian, and SirMonkeybox [638/2092] and won! 2 days, 17:05:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 04:19:58] SirMonkeybox [686/848] has challenged sjefen6 [150/331] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/27/16 20:14:42] SirMonkeybox [360/858] has challenged XenGi [501/906] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:36:42 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/28/16 15:38:46] SirMonkeybox [618/858] has come upon sasaniak [427/496] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:56:07 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/28/16 16:22:10] SirMonkeybox [537/858] has challenged qrry [85/382] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:37:53 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/29/16 02:57:24] arlen and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 06:29:38] Eiam, IdleMaster, and qrry [1227/1486] have team battled Meta, HeavyPodda, and SirMonkeybox [1994/2464] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/16 21:07:06] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:40:34 from level 71.
[05/31/16 09:25:24] SirMonkeybox [621/869] has come upon damyan [588/798] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:44:54 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/03/16 08:43:52] godog, Killerkid, and theZoMBiE [451/2034] have team battled SirMonkeybox, daemoneye, and dax [1638/1994] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 18:26:13] SirMonkeybox [516/873] has come upon astropoint [278/615] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:15:36 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/06/16 23:11:26] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:41:10 towards level 71.
[06/07/16 10:50:29] qrry [44/391] has challenged SirMonkeybox [768/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to qrry's clock.
[06/08/16 21:43:41] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:21:29 from level 71.
[06/10/16 16:18:52] Hydrogenum [526/527] has come upon SirMonkeybox [625/873] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:26:45 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[06/10/16 20:23:45] IdleMaster [241/494] has challenged SirMonkeybox [156/873] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:55:38 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/12/16 13:48:51] SirMonkeybox [98/873] has come upon Pithlit [12/469] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:39:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/13/16 09:46:16] GilbertErik [466/524] has challenged SirMonkeybox [184/873] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:52:06 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/13/16 22:06:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 4 days, 08:35:06 toward level 71.
[06/14/16 18:43:52] Lemelisk [480/1156] has come upon SirMonkeybox [519/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:29 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[06/15/16 05:15:18] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:10:15 from level 71.
[06/15/16 07:50:46] SirMonkeybox [363/873] has come upon Bkid [338/623] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:04:55 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/16/16 09:01:13] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:10:01 from level 71.
[06/16/16 16:27:53] arlen [220/987] has challenged SirMonkeybox [704/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:11 is added to arlen's clock.
[06/17/16 12:17:19] qrry, IndigoTiger, and sasaniak [1150/1273] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Furry, and holloway [1452/1935] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 11:05:57] KyloRen [598/699] has come upon SirMonkeybox [646/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:17:20 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[06/18/16 13:29:49] SirMonkeybox [307/873] has come upon cjrc [106/412] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:44:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/18/16 17:45:15] holloway [266/500] has challenged SirMonkeybox [837/873] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:44:21 is added to holloway's clock.
[06/19/16 07:15:10] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:22 towards level 71.
[06/19/16 16:53:24] SirMonkeybox [509/873] has challenged Kussie [168/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:56:59 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/21/16 14:09:32] SirMonkeybox [648/873] has challenged Friedolin [109/308] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:35 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/21/16 20:07:17] Onceuponaban and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/16 00:52:56] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:09 from level 71.
[06/22/16 11:23:03] FakeWizard [206/556] has come upon SirMonkeybox [176/873] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:15:35 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/22/16 14:18:12] SirMonkeybox [429/873] has challenged Regnor [554/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/22/16 21:52:33] SirMonkeybox, tmberg, and gabriel [2218/2920] have team battled pants, Simie, and RBecker [1670/2322] and won! 2 days, 00:54:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 13:41:22] PersonalJ, IdleMaster, and ChasedSpade [701/1911] have team battled SirMonkeybox, tmberg, and yasdorian [1374/2386] and lost! 1 day, 10:26:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 15:01:48] SirMonkeybox [614/873] has come upon echeese [639/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:56:24 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/26/16 06:05:30] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:10 from level 71.
[06/27/16 00:07:36] damyan, rolando, and honkybonky [375/1855] have team battled Zoddo, kenyon, and SirMonkeybox [1718/2641] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/16 07:54:11] darkmage, simple, and mordac [1855/2169] have team battled blind, Babar, and SirMonkeybox [577/2627] and won! 0 days, 01:32:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 07:06:53] himuraken [381/491] has challenged SirMonkeybox [97/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:47 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[06/28/16 16:31:47] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:06 towards level 71.
[06/28/16 16:33:11] MadHatter, SirMonkeybox, and simple [1938/2094] have team battled tspange, sasaniak, and Regnor [1529/2291] and won! 1 day, 07:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 17:47:09] strugart, Antutuuuuu, and Sir_Lemming [963/1982] have team battled SirMonkeybox, ThePhoenix47, and Danthemandoo [1017/1969] and lost! 2 days, 02:42:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/16 08:55:11] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 17:39:50] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:12 towards level 71.
[06/30/16 16:49:22] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:19 towards level 71.
[07/01/16 05:31:35] SirMonkeybox [567/873] has challenged brendan [934/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/02/16 01:11:10] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:57 from level 71.
[07/03/16 09:59:01] Diitto and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/16 11:41:01] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:19 towards level 71.
[07/03/16 18:54:57] Jim [30/39] has challenged SirMonkeybox [243/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Jim's clock.
[07/04/16 23:26:49] iViLe, SirMonkeybox, and Lios [2176/2593] have team battled brendan, AbacusAvenger, and KyloRen [1908/2149] and won! 0 days, 08:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 09:37:53] Kussie [367/499] has come upon SirMonkeybox [690/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:32 is added to Kussie's clock.
[07/08/16 02:18:45] fusion89k [8/189] has challenged SirMonkeybox [449/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to fusion89k's clock.
[07/08/16 21:54:06] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:47 towards level 71.
[07/10/16 00:19:57] damyan stole SirMonkeybox's level 60 helm while they were sleeping! damyan leaves his old level 56 helm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[07/13/16 22:41:31] kangaroo [36/192] has challenged SirMonkeybox [481/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to kangaroo's clock.
[07/16/16 01:37:45] Lemelisk and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 04:48:59] SirMonkeybox [747/869] has challenged zankore [380/742] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/16/16 10:25:18] GilbertErik [45/533] has come upon SirMonkeybox [589/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:29:35 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/16/16 10:54:36] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:57:39 towards level 72.
[07/16/16 20:11:51] Agusanz [314/499] has challenged SirMonkeybox [375/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:50:35 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[07/19/16 17:03:36] SirMonkeybox [434/869] has come upon holloway [361/496] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:35:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/19/16 21:49:09] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:18:55 towards level 72.
[07/20/16 02:23:31] dwfreed, SirMonkeybox, and Mateusz [1018/2064] have team battled pants, Sailor_Venus, and Zaratustra [1856/1886] and lost! 1 day, 03:20:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 11:22:48] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:42:12 towards level 72.
[07/20/16 18:39:06] SirMonkeybox [177/869] has come upon Cypher [218/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:39:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/21/16 00:47:08] honkybonky, roy, and SirMonkeybox [1502/2197] have team battled fattrat, robflop, and SynthesizerPatel [2068/2072] and lost! 1 day, 01:24:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 13:01:57] SirMonkeybox and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 13:07:29] Kussie [96/525] has challenged SirMonkeybox [272/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:46 is added to Kussie's clock.
[07/23/16 05:17:25] Furry [324/551] has come upon SirMonkeybox [301/869] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:58:50 is removed from Furry's clock.
[07/24/16 06:16:45] SirMonkeybox [551/869] has come upon JensRex [111/484] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:37:50 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/24/16 06:55:13] SirMonkeybox [142/869] has come upon Diitto [757/1224] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:04:51 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/25/16 01:13:09] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:15 towards level 72.
[07/25/16 07:57:27] PinkiePie, Mjolnir, and brendan [628/1877] have team battled shandor, SirMonkeybox, and nfsnobody [2003/2290] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 14:43:10] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:47 towards level 72.
[07/26/16 04:24:19] SirMonkeybox [643/869] has come upon JeDaYoshi [37/385] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:54:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/26/16 04:40:55] kier [757/825] has challenged SirMonkeybox [782/869] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:57:47 is added to kier's clock.
[07/26/16 17:05:33] SirMonkeybox and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 20:47:07] mwhahaha [437/595] has challenged SirMonkeybox [189/869] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:13:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/27/16 11:40:37] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:04 towards level 72.
[07/27/16 14:46:34] DiCE [101/198] has challenged SirMonkeybox [530/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to DiCE's clock.
[07/27/16 17:15:45] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 05:02:55] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:43:58 towards level 72.
[07/28/16 13:36:06] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:01 towards level 72.
[07/29/16 04:08:03] SirMonkeybox [686/869] has challenged Frogging101 [309/466] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:31:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/29/16 08:13:52] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:52 towards level 72.
[07/30/16 03:16:59] Ttech [1363/1405] has challenged SirMonkeybox [638/869] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:18:54 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/30/16 08:23:27] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:53 towards level 72.
[07/30/16 23:33:13] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 05:27:02] ville [268/789] has challenged SirMonkeybox [498/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:16 is added to ville's clock.
[07/31/16 10:17:59] IdleMaster [489/494] has come upon SirMonkeybox [683/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:05:19 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/31/16 13:35:15] Darky [584/859] has come upon SirMonkeybox [119/869] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:04:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/01/16 15:08:52] SirMonkeybox [219/869] has come upon KeboDK [535/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:08:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/02/16 02:27:07] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:49 towards level 72.
[08/02/16 18:37:23] SirMonkeybox met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:39 from level 72.
[08/03/16 05:28:21] lipek [80/1192] has challenged SirMonkeybox [442/869] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to lipek's clock.
[08/03/16 09:25:17] Tenorman, Pithlit, and JensRex [389/1766] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Doctor, and Milquetoast [1523/2743] and lost! 7 days, 01:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/16 17:23:23] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:32 from level 72.
[08/03/16 20:45:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 12:56:17 toward level 72.
[08/04/16 04:03:31] simple [398/680] has challenged SirMonkeybox [808/869] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:11:37 is added to simple's clock.
[08/04/16 06:25:26] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:30 towards level 72.
[08/04/16 09:12:21] Agusanz, fattrat, and basepi [1687/1692] have team battled kenyon, Killerkid, and SirMonkeybox [820/3144] and won! 0 days, 16:29:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 15:07:22] SirMonkeybox [463/869] has come upon honkybonky [353/759] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:33:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/05/16 08:37:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 0 days, 15:29:38 toward level 72.
[08/05/16 10:03:03] WallIdl, Sixbierehomme, and SirMonkeybox [1837/2311] have team battled naf, Darky, and AbacusAvenger [505/1869] and won! 0 days, 04:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/16 17:30:55] suterismus [776/1212] has come upon SirMonkeybox [494/869] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:17:55 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/06/16 04:17:46] SirMonkeybox [67/877] has challenged Mateusz [635/764] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/07/16 07:26:26] Jagon, Brainiac, SirMonkeybox, and jenksy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/16 12:35:11] Douhet [400/900] has challenged SirMonkeybox [425/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:39 is added to Douhet's clock.
[08/10/16 08:12:33] DongQuixote [53/249] has come upon SirMonkeybox [626/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:01 is added to DongQuixote's clock.
[08/11/16 20:27:45] SirMonkeybox [814/877] has come upon LordH [660/900] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:33:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/13/16 22:43:27] SirMonkeybox [339/877] has come upon jdb [603/651] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:02:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/15/16 09:07:36] Eldoreth [96/369] has come upon SirMonkeybox [294/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:51:24 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[08/16/16 09:28:45] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:53:03 towards level 73.
[08/16/16 11:26:58] suterismus, everbrew, and grooverider [1757/2785] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Meta, and eva42 [571/2826] and won! 0 days, 06:33:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 22:14:02] IndigoTiger [129/488] has come upon SirMonkeybox [376/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:52 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[08/17/16 18:00:03] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:17:59 from level 73.
[08/18/16 00:28:41] Pascal, SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and Ladon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/16 02:37:47] SirMonkeybox burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! SirMonkeybox's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/16 15:31:17] yano and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/16 23:22:59] SirMonkeybox [211/871] has challenged SlowRiot [583/936] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:07:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/22/16 13:51:55] Zoddo [209/659] has come upon SirMonkeybox [737/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:47 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[08/22/16 20:33:07] Plasmastar, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [1757/1839] have team battled yasdorian, Reilly, and idisjunction [269/2005] and won! 0 days, 21:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/16 23:31:36] yasdorian [335/603] has challenged SirMonkeybox [729/871] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:19:20 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[08/23/16 00:31:58] Mithkabob [32/350] has challenged SirMonkeybox [475/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:05 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[08/23/16 04:57:07] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 01:41:47] SirMonkeybox [857/871] has challenged Str1ngS [86/564] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:21:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/24/16 06:14:01] KyloRen [269/739] has come upon SirMonkeybox [517/871] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:18:30 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/24/16 13:21:37] SirMonkeybox [541/871] has come upon WallIdl [335/735] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:52:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/24/16 17:47:31] Bvarne [685/779] has challenged SirMonkeybox [204/871] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:07:21 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[08/25/16 05:29:32] Andries [147/539] has come upon SirMonkeybox [756/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:01 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/26/16 04:16:29] SirMonkeybox [451/876] has come upon Babar [506/963] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:13:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/26/16 17:33:43] soltys [14/632] has come upon SirMonkeybox [532/876] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:38:28 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/26/16 22:23:36] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:30:37 from level 73.
[08/27/16 09:16:17] rharwood [61/522] has come upon SirMonkeybox [459/876] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:20:31 is added to rharwood's clock.
[08/27/16 13:54:13] freeboson and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 18:04:03] strugart, Ironhoof, and basepi [245/2262] have team battled SirMonkeybox, magnetik, and stonehammer [1908/2262] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 15:34:05] Mirc0p [34/528] has challenged SirMonkeybox [717/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:01 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[08/30/16 16:43:33] WallIdl and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/16 04:40:17] SirMonkeybox, Frogging101, and zid [484/2226] have team battled vox, Satoshi, and zankore [755/2381] and lost! 5 days, 10:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 18:08:11] SirMonkeybox [775/876] has come upon Sailor_Venus [204/425] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:59:06 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/31/16 21:30:54] SirMonkeybox and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 22:12:21] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:34:14 from level 73.
[09/02/16 07:55:45] canton7 [0/255] has come upon SirMonkeybox [121/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:47 is added to canton7's clock.

[09/04/16 17:59:18] basepi [40/627] has come upon SirMonkeybox [826/876] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:38:57 is added to basepi's clock.
[09/05/16 07:11:37] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:35:46 towards level 73.
[09/05/16 16:39:35] MetaNova, BronyDee, gipyelrah, and SirMonkeybox have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/16 08:51:11] SirMonkeybox [810/876] has challenged tmberg [881/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:14:46 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/06/16 08:54:42] SirMonkeybox, oooooooooooooooo, and Gatewayy [1910/2220] have team battled vox, kenyon, and hannesenator [3038/3128] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/16 00:17:11] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:38 towards level 73.
[09/10/16 02:22:29] IdleMaster [3/491] has come upon SirMonkeybox [679/876] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:14:41 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/10/16 11:53:25] IndigoTiger, SirMonkeybox, and Mjolnir [1610/1749] have team battled daemoneye, nikoJ, and CrowZero [1468/1591] and won! 0 days, 20:02:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 14:07:33] [k- [79/81] has challenged SirMonkeybox [669/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to [k-'s clock.
[09/10/16 20:29:02] Cypher [380/968] has challenged SirMonkeybox [552/876] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:41:14 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/11/16 07:31:21] AbacusAvenger, yano, and Adar [143/1757] have team battled PinkiePie, SirMonkeybox, and gipyelrah [1561/2571] and lost! 2 days, 13:50:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/16 12:42:12] HeavyPodda, h00k, and sasaniak [1654/2309] have team battled FakeWizard, SirMonkeybox, and Pithlit [42/1943] and won! 0 days, 02:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/16 20:06:52] SirMonkeybox [411/876] has come upon simple [177/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:37:18 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/11/16 20:08:52] LukeLR, kier, and SirMonkeybox [689/2072] have team battled AbacusAvenger, PiMp0r, and elf [632/1871] and won! 0 days, 04:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/16 04:27:29] fangfufu, Cypher, and PinkiePie [1794/2107] have team battled SirNeo, SirMonkeybox, and grooverider [2300/2400] and lost! 0 days, 18:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 09:05:46] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:13 towards level 73.
[09/16/16 02:10:06] Lemelisk and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 15:08:04] SirMonkeybox and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 15:10:05] Pineapple [114/349] has challenged SirMonkeybox [794/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Pineapple's clock.
[09/16/16 18:53:16] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 07:38:31] xa, PersonalJ, Sailor_Venus, and SirMonkeybox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/16 13:40:24] Sir_Lemming [380/571] has challenged SirMonkeybox [652/871] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/18/16 19:13:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 4 days, 16:59:47 toward level 73.
[09/19/16 11:33:02] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:58 from level 73.
[09/20/16 02:32:27] Sixbierehomme and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/16 14:06:24] holloway, SirMonkeybox, MontyZuma, and Silvanus_Betrium have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/16 18:40:07] JensRex, canton7, and gipyelrah [488/1976] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, brycec, and SirMonkeybox [1813/2417] and lost! 0 days, 10:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 23:51:40] SirMonkeybox and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/16 06:32:55] Herb_Tarlek [6/497] has come upon SirMonkeybox [284/871] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:59:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/22/16 15:57:55] SirMonkeybox [640/871] has challenged damyan [377/995] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/22/16 15:57:55] In the fierce battle, damyan dropped his level 62 shield! SirMonkeybox picks it up, tossing his old level 37 shield to damyan.
[09/23/16 06:46:55] Aeyaneron [66/317] has challenged SirMonkeybox [321/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Aeyaneron's clock.
[09/26/16 15:43:23] SirMonkeybox [111/898] has come upon JensRex [277/411] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:08:04 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/26/16 22:40:28] SirMonkeybox [96/898] has come upon Zye [79/708] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:51:08 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/29/16 05:04:00] IdleMaster [377/491] has come upon SirMonkeybox [890/898] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:45:41 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/30/16 13:27:19] SirMonkeybox and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/16 18:44:45] Virtual, Bkid, and fattrat [138/1630] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and fangfufu [1166/2427] and lost! 1 day, 09:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/16 11:47:35] SirMonkeybox, Cenhinen, and Setsu [1698/2096] have team battled jenksy, sjefen6, and Killerkid [1493/2198] and won! 1 day, 08:19:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/16 12:56:32] Mirc0p [492/572] has come upon SirMonkeybox [236/898] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:38:36 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[10/01/16 18:59:57] SirMonkeybox [236/898] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [193/656] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:15:36 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/03/16 08:05:36] SirMonkeybox reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SirMonkeybox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/16 08:07:27] BURUT [218/919] has challenged SirMonkeybox [9/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:44 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[10/03/16 10:45:26] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/16 13:43:53] SirMonkeybox, ChasedSpade, and yur [1065/2099] have team battled brycec, Jareeta, and MadMan [1685/2660] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/16 01:51:58] SirMonkeybox and PriceChild have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 14:24:58] SirMonkeybox and stonehammer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 18:51:48] SirMonkeybox [264/905] has come upon Sixbierehomme [583/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:11:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/05/16 07:05:13] BURUT [510/919] has challenged SirMonkeybox [320/905] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[10/06/16 07:59:05] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:46:20 from level 74.
[10/07/16 23:46:02] Captain_Chaos [54/173] has challenged SirMonkeybox [692/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/08/16 05:40:47] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:33:01 from level 74.
[10/08/16 18:11:31] SirMonkeybox, sasaniak, and Sixbierehomme [1368/2131] have team battled Sailor_Venus, suterismus, and MrGlass [1074/2224] and won! 4 days, 06:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 08:42:40] SirMonkeybox and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 14:44:22] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:50 towards level 74.
[10/10/16 18:40:10] SirMonkeybox ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:06:40 from level 74.
[10/14/16 05:57:56] SirMonkeybox [229/917] has come upon theZoMBiE [381/900] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:10:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/14/16 13:57:57] SirMonkeybox lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:28:28 from level 74.
[10/15/16 00:29:36] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:34:12 towards level 74.
[10/15/16 02:33:13] Agent86 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/16 21:03:55] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:46:03 from level 74.
[10/17/16 20:16:05] vrillusions [490/1011] has come upon SirMonkeybox [624/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:41:49 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[10/20/16 02:37:03] Lemelisk [771/1159] has come upon SirMonkeybox [426/917] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:18:27 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/21/16 02:04:56] SirMonkeybox [55/917] has challenged darkmage [175/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:53:25 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/21/16 10:07:42] SirMonkeybox [741/917] has challenged darkmage [461/900] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:50:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/21/16 21:07:34] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:58 towards level 74.
[10/21/16 22:15:29] MJ94, ThePhoenix47, and Lios [1020/2134] have team battled ^xnyx^, borsin, and SirMonkeybox [359/1564] and won! 0 days, 17:02:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 00:07:23] SirMonkeybox, robochot, and zankore [1704/2125] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, dwfreed, and MrGlass [720/1641] and won! 1 day, 13:04:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 16:52:27] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:01:58 towards level 74.
[10/23/16 02:36:03] SirMonkeybox [792/917] has come upon Sir_Lemming [21/570] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:36:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/23/16 14:27:43] SirMonkeybox and nikoJ have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 10:36:18] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of his weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/16 03:21:06] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:07 towards level 74.
[10/26/16 05:52:47] dindinx [161/419] has challenged SirMonkeybox [408/921] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:26:52 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/26/16 06:39:46] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:32 towards level 74.
[10/26/16 06:56:41] pkuz [280/289] has challenged SirMonkeybox [547/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to pkuz's clock.
[10/26/16 12:55:41] SirMonkeybox [108/921] has challenged vegadark [32/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:42:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/27/16 08:37:23] SirMonkeybox [717/921] has come upon Bkid [12/490] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:39:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/27/16 21:54:14] Satoshi, SirMonkeybox, and Majak [519/2240] have team battled Str1ngS, nikoJ, and Mateusz [455/1829] and won! 2 days, 22:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/16 08:12:58] TauPan and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/16 14:39:57] Herb_Tarlek, SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and Zye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/16 16:00:02] PocketKiller [230/479] has come upon SirMonkeybox [800/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:53 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[10/30/16 14:04:17] theZoMBiE, Fluttershy, and blizgerg [35/2828] have team battled DoomedExistence, Plasmastar, and SirMonkeybox [1431/1867] and lost! 0 days, 12:15:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/16 19:00:40] Killerkid [373/903] has come upon SirMonkeybox [862/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:00 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[10/31/16 06:17:01] canton7 [204/644] has come upon SirMonkeybox [681/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:23:43 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/01/16 19:23:05] SirMonkeybox [893/921] has challenged IronY [72/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:49:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/02/16 06:27:06] lipek [830/1188] has challenged SirMonkeybox [398/921] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:56:47 is removed from lipek's clock.
[11/02/16 10:28:42] SirMonkeybox [693/921] has challenged Zye [142/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:01:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/03/16 12:57:22] SirMonkeybox, jstg, and Fudster [1753/1785] have team battled shymega, Sixbierehomme, and RBecker [1419/1881] and won! 0 days, 00:04:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/16 10:46:42] Zye [685/708] has challenged SirMonkeybox [342/935] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:24:30 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/04/16 23:44:30] unicron, SN4T14, and Killerkid [26/2095] have team battled grooverider, strugart, and SirMonkeybox [1114/2999] and lost! 0 days, 09:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/16 01:13:11] Zye [621/708] has come upon SirMonkeybox [459/935] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:22:05 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/06/16 04:36:48] darkmage stole SirMonkeybox's level 263 pair of boots while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 58 pair of boots behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[11/07/16 19:18:43] robochot, SirMonkeybox, and simple [1766/2014] have team battled tmberg, dtype, and MJ94 [575/1929] and won! 0 days, 17:21:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/16 01:52:32] canton7 [293/644] has come upon SirMonkeybox [179/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:46:24 is removed from canton7's clock.
[11/10/16 18:43:26] damyan [914/975] has challenged SirMonkeybox [199/709] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:47:34 is removed from damyan's clock.
[11/10/16 22:54:26] IndigoTiger [113/1025] has come upon SirMonkeybox [391/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:42:01 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/12/16 15:54:30] Sundance and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 17:59:28] SirMonkeybox and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 22:26:57] Plasmastar, Pici, and AngryParsley [1813/1855] have team battled SirMonkeybox, a1291762, and keepermurf [83/2631] and won! 7 days, 17:41:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 05:04:10] SirMonkeybox and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 05:58:41] SirMonkeybox [141/709] has come upon theZoMBiE [306/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:12:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/13/16 13:00:45] AbacusAvenger, elbie, and SirMonkeybox [889/1425] have team battled rt, idisjunction, and rxcomm [1178/2184] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 19:55:06] SirMonkeybox and Iceman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 04:38:42] canton7 [295/644] has come upon SirMonkeybox [677/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:55:35 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/14/16 15:20:42] SirMonkeybox [149/709] has challenged Satoshi [252/780] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:16:46 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/16/16 01:27:38] MetaNova [127/433] has challenged SirMonkeybox [303/709] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:04:43 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/16/16 02:50:01] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:48 towards level 74.
[11/16/16 04:28:47] SirMonkeybox [108/709] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [488/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:29 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/16/16 12:15:48] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:50 towards level 74.
[11/16/16 13:29:43] elbie [22/239] has challenged SirMonkeybox [293/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/17/16 09:28:23] dodobrain [590/875] has come upon SirMonkeybox [706/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:01:55 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[11/17/16 12:06:29] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:48:55 towards level 74.
[11/18/16 09:10:20] SirMonkeybox and Ephod have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 12:58:34] elix0r [187/237] has challenged SirMonkeybox [667/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to elix0r's clock.
[11/19/16 03:59:04] SirMonkeybox [684/709] has challenged kensington [562/605] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:29:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/19/16 12:36:47] Ironhoof [96/807] has come upon SirMonkeybox [452/709] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:15:13 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[11/20/16 05:17:12] Cypher stole SirMonkeybox's level 135 tunic while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 60 tunic behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[11/20/16 06:09:13] SirMonkeybox [67/627] has challenged freeboson [86/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:48 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/20/16 18:53:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 5 days, 14:13:02 toward level 74.
[11/20/16 23:12:27] Milquetoast, Everyman, and JuanMaestro [575/1872] have team battled SirMonkeybox, HeavyPodda, and KeboDK [652/2388] and lost! 1 day, 00:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 14:39:07] SirMonkeybox [380/627] has come upon robochot [185/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:56 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/22/16 00:52:31] DrOfBaconNomics, SirMonkeybox, and Zoddo [238/2186] have team battled Meta, brycec, and Relayer [336/1690] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/16 04:02:35] bl4ckscor3 [183/504] has come upon SirMonkeybox [585/627] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:22:15 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[11/23/16 03:53:39] SirMonkeybox [161/627] has challenged Iri [146/359] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:26 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/23/16 06:37:39] yasdorian [170/580] has challenged SirMonkeybox [208/627] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:33:20 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[11/23/16 20:43:06] MadMan [400/643] has challenged SirMonkeybox [87/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:45:28 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/23/16 20:56:58] shymega [43/373] has come upon SirMonkeybox [352/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:26 is added to shymega's clock.
[11/23/16 22:01:59] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 15:50:40] DrOfBaconNomics [178/978] has challenged SirMonkeybox [575/627] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:28 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/25/16 00:54:07] SirMonkeybox [392/627] has challenged JuanMaestro [132/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:23:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/25/16 02:20:39] Str1ngS and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/16 01:48:27] Pici, Anaxyn, and strugart [90/2732] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Levivig, and NoodleCake [1062/1874] and lost! 1 day, 00:40:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 05:23:10] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:45:21 from level 75.
[11/26/16 09:34:40] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:49:35 from level 75.
[11/26/16 17:46:51] IdleMaster, SirMonkeybox, and Sailor_Venus [236/1611] have team battled MrGlass, dindinx, and SlowRiot [1821/2099] and lost! 1 day, 06:40:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/16 10:16:44] SirMonkeybox [74/627] has challenged Toagac [120/730] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:25:41 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/29/16 05:23:17] glook [80/177] has challenged SirMonkeybox [472/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to glook's clock.
[11/29/16 23:46:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 36 days, 21:42:06 toward level 75.
[11/30/16 04:43:04] SirMonkeybox [197/627] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [245/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:48:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/30/16 06:47:25] SirMonkeybox and Lemelisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 11:55:08] SirMonkeybox, Relayer, Jareeta, and Plasmastar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 21:42:39] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and robochot [1380/1515] have team battled JensRex, Gizmokid2005, and Fluttershy [349/2616] and won! 1 day, 14:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 12:21:56] SirMonkeybox [461/627] has come upon XJR-9 [234/732] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:51:43 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/02/16 14:21:14] khmerboy [48/97] has challenged SirMonkeybox [459/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/03/16 05:28:39] SirMonkeybox and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/16 11:18:38] Jareeta [746/1068] has come upon SirMonkeybox [501/627] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:33:09 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[12/03/16 15:58:30] Majak [332/533] has come upon SirMonkeybox [156/627] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:24:20 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/03/16 18:23:30] SlowRiot [819/927] has come upon SirMonkeybox [170/627] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:17:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/03/16 18:23:30] SlowRiot has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:32:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/03/16 22:16:28] petrichor [570/612] has come upon SirMonkeybox [213/627] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:37:19 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[12/04/16 01:26:21] PocketKiller [153/479] has challenged SirMonkeybox [55/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:28 is removed from PocketKiller's clock.
[12/04/16 15:25:07] SirMonkeybox [518/627] has challenged Iciloo [76/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/06/16 01:14:10] Agent86 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 04:08:25] SirMonkeybox [612/627] has challenged Sundance [28/462] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:43:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/09/16 16:51:03] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:42:46 towards level 76.
[12/10/16 21:00:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 23 days, 08:14:27 toward level 76.
[12/11/16 10:21:50] SirMonkeybox [474/627] has come upon pfoley [255/645] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:56:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/12/16 00:18:49] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:58 towards level 76.
[12/12/16 22:45:01] Fluttershy [506/900] has challenged SirMonkeybox [275/627] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:44:15 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[12/12/16 23:02:58] SirMonkeybox and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 06:33:04] SirMonkeybox was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:20:10 from level 76.
[12/13/16 06:35:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 02:20:57 from level 76.
[12/13/16 12:16:51] MadMan, Andries, and SirMonkeybox [868/1949] have team battled Gatewayy, torg, and grooverider [1587/2173] and lost! 0 days, 16:16:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 00:53:07] SirMonkeybox [337/627] has come upon MadMan [48/643] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:01:42 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/14/16 08:51:17] SirMonkeybox and Commie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/16 12:24:18] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:25 towards level 76.
[12/14/16 14:44:40] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:08:08 towards level 76.
[12/15/16 09:11:02] pants, SirMonkeybox, SlowRiot, and IndigoTiger have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/16 16:11:01] RBecker [534/771] has challenged SirMonkeybox [128/638] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:58:44 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[12/16/16 11:23:24] CornFly, SirMonkeybox, and grooverider [2323/2479] have team battled bootdisk, elbie, and Mithkabob [639/1433] and won! 0 days, 04:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 12:32:04] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:59:12 from level 76.
[12/16/16 23:32:26] soltys [118/677] has come upon SirMonkeybox [178/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:00:23 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/17/16 18:12:30] SirMonkeybox [526/643] has come upon simple [590/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:39:33 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/16 07:10:43] Cameron_D, Silvanus_Betrium, and Evrial [2038/2357] have team battled Woona, Asara, and SirMonkeybox [980/2608] and won! 4 days, 08:37:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 16:49:13] SirMonkeybox [504/643] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [0/497] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:58:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/21/16 02:00:33] KeboDK [849/851] has come upon SirMonkeybox [631/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:46 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/25/16 04:41:10] Levivig, Realmy, and freeboson [1879/2203] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, SirMonkeybox, and Majak [1446/1971] and won! 1 day, 12:34:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/16 04:53:50] NeuralMiner [240/477] has come upon SirMonkeybox [64/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:48:16 is removed from NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/27/16 04:20:11] Levivig [313/553] has come upon SirMonkeybox [437/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:18 is added to Levivig's clock.
[12/27/16 05:56:26] Pithlit [27/505] has challenged SirMonkeybox [504/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:51 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[12/30/16 06:49:56] vegadark, Cypher, and Cenhinen [648/2121] have team battled Jareeta, SirMonkeybox, and Mateusz [1945/2553] and lost! 2 days, 04:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 21:08:31] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:52:50 from level 76.
[12/31/16 14:34:28] sjefen6 [357/422] has challenged SirMonkeybox [153/643] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:38:30 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/02/17 04:36:34] sjums_the_great, JuanMaestro, SirMonkeybox, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/17 21:56:34] AbrahamLinksys, SirMonkeybox, and shymega [77/1711] have team battled Heisenberg, Beavis, and JuanMaestro [2298/2469] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/17 10:12:31] SirMonkeybox and Lemelisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 01:17:13] tspange [254/828] has come upon SirMonkeybox [605/643] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:52:14 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/05/17 13:59:32] Pithlit, elbie, and benoliver999 [432/1376] have team battled Adar, pathfinder, and SirMonkeybox [1274/1528] and lost! 0 days, 07:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/17 17:15:52] Woona [372/864] has come upon SirMonkeybox [592/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:00:51 is added to Woona's clock.
[01/05/17 18:04:34] SirMonkeybox and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 21:23:11] SirMonkeybox [395/643] has challenged MrGlass [152/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:14:41 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/06/17 00:14:30] jstg [457/610] has come upon SirMonkeybox [198/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:17:37 is removed from jstg's clock.
[01/06/17 02:14:35] halomademeapc [42/282] has challenged SirMonkeybox [638/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to halomademeapc's clock.
[01/07/17 15:12:50] SirMonkeybox and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/17 16:21:05] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:28 towards level 76.
[01/07/17 16:38:50] SirMonkeybox [322/643] has challenged noother [969/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:04:02 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/07/17 21:23:41] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:21 towards level 76.
[01/08/17 11:19:44] SirMonkeybox [514/643] has come upon damyan [291/987] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:58:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/08/17 16:42:05] SirMonkeybox and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 00:50:39] SirMonkeybox [514/643] has challenged sjefen6 [16/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:34:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/09/17 19:57:50] SirMonkeybox [638/649] has challenged qbit [259/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:32 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/10/17 07:07:45] PaoloBitta [27/240] has challenged SirMonkeybox [35/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to PaoloBitta's clock.
[01/10/17 08:15:35] osannatas [143/427] has come upon SirMonkeybox [574/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:13 is added to osannatas's clock.
[01/11/17 01:55:00] Lemelisk [575/1139] has come upon SirMonkeybox [619/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:12:41 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[01/11/17 10:44:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 05:06:01 toward level 76.
[01/12/17 06:16:31] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:07 towards level 76.
[01/13/17 10:42:39] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:58 towards level 76.
[01/14/17 01:00:02] SirMonkeybox [750/914] has challenged bootdisk [435/445] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:43:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/15/17 02:32:09] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:53:17 from level 77.
[01/17/17 01:01:33] Fluttershy [307/869] has challenged SirMonkeybox [330/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:14 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[01/18/17 05:37:01] SirMonkeybox and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 09:13:15] SirMonkeybox [904/914] has challenged zankore [467/761] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:26:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/19/17 16:28:22] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:21:21 from level 77.
[01/22/17 11:55:42] SirMonkeybox [91/914] has come upon blind [329/771] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:46:38 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/22/17 13:56:32] SirMonkeybox and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 07:12:53] Zye [238/719] has come upon SirMonkeybox [147/914] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:04:31 is removed from Zye's clock.
[01/24/17 13:07:32] SirMonkeybox [623/914] has challenged astropoint [583/629] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:38:23 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/25/17 12:08:04] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:15:12 from level 77.
[01/25/17 13:16:19] SirMonkeybox [42/914] has challenged dindinx [378/429] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:42:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/26/17 09:40:01] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:34:55 towards level 77.
[01/26/17 10:53:30] grooverider, Gatewayy, and Bkid [2026/2472] have team battled sjums_the_great, elf, and SirMonkeybox [205/2298] and won! 0 days, 06:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/17 07:03:45] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:56:24 towards level 77.
[01/30/17 14:56:06] SirMonkeybox saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:35:02 from level 77.
[01/30/17 20:54:25] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:09:29 towards level 77.
[01/31/17 23:10:46] TauPan, Gizmokid2005, and Fattyeater [305/1568] have team battled Birdbones, SirMonkeybox, and Asara [2900/2997] and lost! 0 days, 07:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/17 00:35:27] AbacusAvenger [98/847] has come upon SirMonkeybox [111/914] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:23:56 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/02/17 10:32:34] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:27:32 from level 77.
[02/02/17 17:17:22] gabriel, SirMonkeybox, and master_j [402/2627] have team battled fattrat, kline, and Adar [218/1809] and won! 0 days, 15:18:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 08:27:22] SirMonkeybox [542/914] has come upon Boohbah [645/724] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:34:42 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/03/17 08:27:25] SirMonkeybox [333/914] has come upon Boohbah [1/724] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:21:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/03/17 10:11:38] RedW [736/882] has come upon SirMonkeybox [422/914] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:07:32 is removed from RedW's clock.
[02/05/17 23:40:49] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:44:34 towards level 77.
[02/06/17 00:17:25] everbrew [552/745] has challenged SirMonkeybox [892/914] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:59:49 is added to everbrew's clock.
[02/06/17 23:38:11] zid [210/841] has come upon SirMonkeybox [663/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:15:34 is added to zid's clock.
[02/07/17 23:20:58] theemstra, SirMonkeybox, and PersonalJ [1225/2449] have team battled pfoley, vrillusions, and Killerkid [1528/2583] and lost! 3 days, 14:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 05:19:18] MrGlass [142/700] has come upon SirMonkeybox [44/914] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:19:47 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[02/08/17 15:39:49] SirMonkeybox [301/914] has challenged stonehammer [633/790] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:56:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/08/17 18:54:34] Birdbones [261/955] has come upon SirMonkeybox [910/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:24:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/08/17 21:15:12] ohnx [165/392] has challenged SirMonkeybox [490/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to ohnx's clock.
[02/09/17 02:38:43] SirMonkeybox and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 22:17:59] SirMonkeybox misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:45:33 from level 77.
[02/11/17 17:45:00] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:17:23 towards level 77.
[02/11/17 23:25:23] suterismus, Taffer, and irix [246/2995] have team battled simple, SirMonkeybox, and Tharbakery [242/2329] and won! 2 days, 18:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 03:09:04] SirMonkeybox [763/914] has challenged Doctor [6/968] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:57:25 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/12/17 10:49:39] BarCode [54/110] has challenged SirMonkeybox [71/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to BarCode's clock.
[02/14/17 15:37:06] Poireau [49/280] has come upon SirMonkeybox [44/914] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:31:18 is removed from Poireau's clock.
[02/15/17 11:01:33] stonehammer [339/818] has challenged SirMonkeybox [212/914] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[02/15/17 23:35:35] borsin [179/449] has challenged SirMonkeybox [392/914] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:52:05 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/16/17 00:35:54] zankore [66/788] has challenged SirMonkeybox [24/914] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:55:08 is removed from zankore's clock.
[02/16/17 08:02:54] SirMonkeybox [55/914] has come upon Bradicus [381/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:37:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/16/17 22:33:40] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of his weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/17 00:04:30] RBecker, SirMonkeybox, and himuraken [1002/2249] have team battled blind, pfoley, and Sixbierehomme [760/2147] and won! 1 day, 15:13:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 02:48:01] godog [122/680] has come upon SirMonkeybox [745/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:42:04 is added to godog's clock.
[02/18/17 05:33:38] dodobrain [422/875] has come upon SirMonkeybox [298/918] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:27:42 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[02/18/17 10:34:03] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:24:39 from level 77.
[02/19/17 06:24:11] Taffer, IndigoTiger, and XJR-9 [1567/2358] have team battled hannesenator, SirMonkeybox, and Cypher [1690/2910] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 08:01:51] SirMonkeybox [213/918] has challenged robflop [318/707] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:47:02 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/20/17 13:12:22] SirMonkeybox [251/918] has challenged MetaNova [41/358] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:33:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/21/17 06:47:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 12 days, 08:13:19 toward level 77.
[02/22/17 16:33:49] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:23 towards level 77.
[02/23/17 12:54:18] unicron [567/751] has come upon SirMonkeybox [51/918] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:16 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/23/17 20:37:38] RBecker [163/807] has challenged SirMonkeybox [210/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:56 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/24/17 01:19:56] SirMonkeybox [767/918] has come upon SlowRiot [471/919] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:32:42 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/24/17 14:06:23] El_Sobaka [26/212] has come upon SirMonkeybox [402/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:39 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/25/17 02:52:14] GilbertErik, vrillusions, and simple [114/2413] have team battled SirMonkeybox, darkmage, and brendan [2642/2992] and lost! 1 day, 20:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/17 15:28:15] Brainiac [122/727] has come upon SirMonkeybox [381/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:17 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/27/17 05:13:20] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:24 towards level 77.
[02/28/17 09:12:06] vegadark [222/445] has come upon SirMonkeybox [872/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:15:04 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/28/17 18:50:26] SirMonkeybox [702/918] has come upon holloway [458/821] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:51:50 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/01/17 19:07:35] brendan [125/1122] has come upon SirMonkeybox [619/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:44:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/02/17 03:44:38] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:12 from level 77.
[03/02/17 10:19:28] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:32 towards level 77.
[03/04/17 01:48:37] Satoshi [37/788] has come upon SirMonkeybox [898/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:22:48 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[03/04/17 05:24:42] Syloq [169/289] has come upon SirMonkeybox [858/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:45:21 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/04/17 05:40:46] SirMonkeybox [365/918] has challenged yano [196/431] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:12:18 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/04/17 06:37:31] vuffie [150/257] has challenged SirMonkeybox [92/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from vuffie's clock.
[03/04/17 06:37:31] vuffie has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:41:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/04/17 15:10:30] ncarl747 [91/250] has challenged SirMonkeybox [285/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/06/17 14:02:00] SchrodingersScat and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 18:34:24] SirMonkeybox [824/918] has come upon Zaratustra [626/948] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:23:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/13/17 04:02:51] Agent86 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 11:57:04] blizgerg [345/845] has challenged SirMonkeybox [7/918] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:41:02 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/13/17 14:11:57] Sundance, SirMonkeybox, pfoley, and PiotrekD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/17 19:48:53] Taffer [619/702] has come upon SirMonkeybox [615/918] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:31:18 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/14/17 00:01:19] SirMonkeybox [124/918] has challenged canton7 [479/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:16:11 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/14/17 11:08:43] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:06 towards level 77.
[03/15/17 13:00:01] SirMonkeybox and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/17 02:19:04] JuanMaestro [20/578] has challenged SirMonkeybox [125/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:04:02 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/16/17 06:38:17] MJ94 [77/910] has challenged SirMonkeybox [486/918] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/16/17 07:18:55] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:58 towards level 77.
[03/16/17 20:08:32] bl4ckscor3 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 05:28:48] SirMonkeybox [892/918] has challenged BronyDee [46/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/17/17 06:01:47] Bvarne, zid, and gabriel [1896/2277] have team battled robox, Syloq, and SirMonkeybox [1564/1915] and won! 1 day, 16:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 08:08:06] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:17 towards level 77.
[03/18/17 13:20:30] SirMonkeybox [406/918] has come upon abra0 [326/827] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:46:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/19/17 11:47:51] Sundance [146/738] has challenged SirMonkeybox [520/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:25:31 is added to Sundance's clock.
[03/19/17 22:33:03] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:39 towards level 77.
[03/20/17 20:59:24] RBecker [595/787] has come upon SirMonkeybox [463/918] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:50:02 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[03/21/17 03:47:32] SirMonkeybox saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:32 from level 77.
[03/21/17 18:31:46] SirMonkeybox [438/918] has come upon Syloq [0/287] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:01:43 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/21/17 23:43:35] manish17xxx [35/331] has challenged SirMonkeybox [132/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[03/22/17 00:10:30] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:23 towards level 77.
[03/22/17 05:32:34] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:33 towards level 77.
[03/22/17 11:38:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 11:34:56 from level 77.
[03/23/17 09:45:54] Ttech [291/1481] has challenged SirMonkeybox [535/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:10:34 is added to Ttech's clock.
[03/24/17 18:49:33] idlerpgww [203/475] has come upon SirMonkeybox [331/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:03 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/27/17 23:23:55] canton7 [658/823] has come upon SirMonkeybox [453/918] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:59:44 is removed from canton7's clock.
[03/29/17 09:11:39] SirMonkeybox [814/918] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [88/1045] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/30/17 16:22:39] womblecat, Woona, and SirMonkeybox [282/2303] have team battled droogie, Bvarne, and Atan [919/1707] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/17 17:24:57] SirMonkeybox misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:02 from level 77.
[04/03/17 05:13:11] petrichor [446/669] has come upon SirMonkeybox [546/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:16:46 is added to petrichor's clock.
[04/03/17 20:10:24] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:12 towards level 77.
[04/03/17 23:15:09] SirMonkeybox [229/918] has challenged kline [207/396] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:43:39 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/04/17 23:38:14] h00k [772/892] has challenged SirMonkeybox [718/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:31:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/05/17 13:42:35] SirMonkeybox [483/918] has challenged Darky [100/883] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:14:55 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/07/17 02:54:23] kensington [347/613] has challenged SirMonkeybox [785/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:12 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/07/17 16:17:30] SirMonkeybox and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 13:02:45] WRiker [182/199] has challenged SirMonkeybox [394/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to WRiker's clock.
[04/09/17 15:02:07] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:34:29 from level 78.
[04/09/17 20:30:18] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:14:00 towards level 78.
[04/10/17 01:04:11] gabriel, Lemelisk, and SirMonkeybox [2048/2667] have team battled Everyman, shymega, and irix [1171/2203] and won! 1 day, 23:16:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 05:59:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 26 days, 17:07:06 toward level 78.
[04/12/17 18:35:01] SirMonkeybox and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/17 21:12:50] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:55 towards level 78.
[04/14/17 18:55:45] SirMonkeybox [687/930] has challenged kork [219/273] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:42:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/15/17 02:58:15] SirMonkeybox [399/930] has challenged droogie [534/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:40:54 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/15/17 20:23:26] Nofew, Bokkie, and bigjay [1490/2739] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Bkid, and <Myziz> [1526/1887] and lost! 2 days, 03:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/17 21:23:06] SirMonkeybox [170/930] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [330/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:06:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/16/17 04:55:15] vegadark, SirMonkeybox, and GilbertErik [106/2056] have team battled canton7, manish17xxx, and basicMiracle [443/1639] and lost! 2 days, 01:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/17 10:11:23] Eldoreth [75/752] has come upon SirMonkeybox [323/930] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:54:13 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[04/16/17 14:33:00] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:50 towards level 78.
[04/17/17 17:50:24] EpicPerl [4/18] has challenged SirMonkeybox [403/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to EpicPerl's clock.
[04/17/17 19:17:35] osannatas [68/624] has challenged SirMonkeybox [378/930] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to osannatas's clock.
[04/19/17 21:36:23] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:44 towards level 78.
[04/19/17 22:20:25] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:22 towards level 78.
[04/21/17 04:50:47] PriceChild [633/640] has come upon SirMonkeybox [255/930] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:43:44 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[04/21/17 16:06:04] Agent86, allo, and m0shbear [1047/1712] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Euronur, and suterismus [1532/2868] and lost! 1 day, 07:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/17 09:08:28] SirMonkeybox, Xethron, and Eldoreth [2171/2493] have team battled Atan, Brainiac, and idlerpgww [171/1586] and won! 1 day, 01:38:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/17 14:15:25] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:28 towards level 78.
[04/22/17 16:52:43] SirMonkeybox [599/930] has come upon Grums [163/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:48:36 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/23/17 07:25:37] basicMiracle [151/420] has challenged SirMonkeybox [581/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:41 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[04/23/17 13:09:40] CornFly [438/943] has come upon SirMonkeybox [778/930] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/23/17 13:09:59] SirMonkeybox and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/17 22:40:18] SirMonkeybox, fattrat, and D.Va [785/2469] have team battled Brady, Mirc0p, and IndigoTiger [915/1829] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/17 14:38:58] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:30 towards level 78.
[05/03/17 02:25:08] dtype, SirMonkeybox, and SudoKing [2263/2351] have team battled Doctor, RedW, and lipek [1685/3099] and won! 3 days, 07:59:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 02:50:32] SirMonkeybox was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:10:21 from level 78.
[05/04/17 08:06:18] Atan and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/17 08:20:00] SirMonkeybox and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/17 21:09:38] SirMonkeybox [661/930] has challenged godog [371/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:46:01 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/04/17 21:31:14] Xethron [468/822] has challenged SirMonkeybox [471/930] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to Xethron's clock.
[05/05/17 01:02:43] SirMonkeybox and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 03:39:30] tmberg stole SirMonkeybox's level 68 shield while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves his old level 56 shield behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[05/05/17 09:26:42] LordH, SynthesizerPatel, and dtype [1577/2775] have team battled elf, SirMonkeybox, and Mithkabob [2264/2322] and lost! 0 days, 17:49:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/17 20:03:29] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:08 towards level 78.
[05/07/17 05:30:48] Euronur [74/683] has challenged SirMonkeybox [636/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:31 is added to Euronur's clock.
[05/07/17 09:28:31] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 09:54:43] Doctor [276/967] has come upon SirMonkeybox [543/917] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:51:34 is added to Doctor's clock.
[05/10/17 17:02:03] SirMonkeybox [22/917] has challenged blind [24/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/11/17 11:10:59] SirMonkeybox reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SirMonkeybox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/17 13:43:38] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:33 towards level 78.
[05/13/17 11:12:54] ohnx [618/816] has come upon SirMonkeybox [815/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:45:06 is added to ohnx's clock.
[05/13/17 18:53:49] SirMonkeybox [108/922] has come upon rxcomm [482/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:24:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/14/17 00:02:35] Taffer [46/709] has come upon SirMonkeybox [134/922] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:19:32 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/14/17 10:17:13] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:10 towards level 78.
[05/15/17 10:28:04] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:27 towards level 78.
[05/16/17 08:59:44] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:15 towards level 78.
[05/18/17 03:14:38] AncalagonThBlack [178/458] has come upon SirMonkeybox [449/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:07:04 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/18/17 04:18:30] SirMonkeybox and KingQuackers have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/17 05:56:18] SirMonkeybox [323/922] has come upon sbp [407/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:19:53 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/19/17 08:58:32] SirMonkeybox, Evrial, and yano [196/2064] have team battled m0shbear, Satoshi, and stvc [901/1748] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 03:03:24] MrGlass [84/793] has challenged SirMonkeybox [142/922] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/21/17 15:02:04] astrutt [246/334] has challenged SirMonkeybox [791/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to astrutt's clock.
[05/21/17 19:43:32] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:31 towards level 78.
[05/22/17 00:37:58] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:09 towards level 78.
[05/22/17 16:17:19] SirMonkeybox [598/922] has challenged Avocet [145/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:49:49 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/23/17 04:02:48] SirMonkeybox and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 05:56:29] ShaftStrokaen [102/306] has challenged SirMonkeybox [583/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to ShaftStrokaen's clock.
[05/24/17 00:37:37] SirMonkeybox and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 17:06:19] girrrrrrr2 [36/255] has challenged SirMonkeybox [485/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to girrrrrrr2's clock.
[05/28/17 21:49:32] AbrahamLinksys, Asara, and Taffer [801/2557] have team battled godog, dclaw123, and SirMonkeybox [671/2490] and won! 0 days, 15:48:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 05:20:50] bl4ckscor3, Xenthys, and Frogging101 [778/1761] have team battled dwfreed, SirMonkeybox, and Mateusz [717/2259] and won! 3 days, 07:22:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 07:19:32] dan [140/280] has come upon SirMonkeybox [366/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:12 is added to dan's clock.
[05/29/17 18:26:46] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:06:29 towards level 78.
[06/01/17 05:29:25] allo [465/477] has come upon SirMonkeybox [286/922] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:05:49 is removed from allo's clock.
[06/01/17 22:45:14] popey, RBecker, and dodobrain [782/2031] have team battled SirMonkeybox, theZoMBiE, and damyan [1017/2922] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/17 17:23:11] SirMonkeybox and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 02:31:40] glook, SirMonkeybox, and idlerpgww [373/2015] have team battled Bl4ckC0r3, kline, and Firien [805/1702] and lost! 2 days, 02:38:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/17 19:29:01] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:32:02 towards level 78.
[06/09/17 22:40:52] SirMonkeybox and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 16:20:08] ohnx, Firien, and Gerdesas [1369/2248] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Gizmokid2005, and SirMonkeybox [486/2662] and won! 2 days, 00:48:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 20:54:30] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:18:36 from level 78.
[06/11/17 02:59:55] IdleMaster [69/564] has challenged SirMonkeybox [356/922] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:56:46 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[06/11/17 08:42:17] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:45:32 towards level 78.
[06/11/17 11:01:09] Gatewayy [110/820] has challenged SirMonkeybox [142/922] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:13:16 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[06/12/17 12:04:55] SirMonkeybox [175/922] has challenged chadi [298/460] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:53:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/15/17 19:39:57] SirMonkeybox, Asara, and D.Va [1877/2534] have team battled KingQuackers, GilbertErik, and Socks [756/1735] and won! 1 day, 19:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/17 04:37:37] Fluttershy [608/886] has come upon SirMonkeybox [611/922] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:21:19 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/21/17 05:45:22] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:40:57 from level 78.
[06/21/17 17:40:13] mwhahaha [457/597] has challenged SirMonkeybox [347/922] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:45:02 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/22/17 06:38:49] SirMonkeybox and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/17 21:44:44] SirMonkeybox [894/922] has challenged Asara [940/1175] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:03:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/24/17 09:27:26] Iri [357/559] has come upon SirMonkeybox [484/922] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:16:27 is added to Iri's clock.
[06/26/17 16:56:16] Misza, robox, and Tenorman [541/2667] have team battled Nofew, pfoley, and SirMonkeybox [565/2703] and lost! 0 days, 21:26:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/17 04:25:19] Brady [188/498] has come upon SirMonkeybox [28/922] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:30:07 is removed from Brady's clock.
[06/27/17 07:15:03] BronyDee, Adar, and Eldoreth [722/1997] have team battled Zaratustra, SirMonkeybox, and SpikeX [543/2473] and won! 1 day, 04:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 23:39:21] Torgeir, PiotrekD, and Gatewayy [51/1850] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Tenorman, and Brainiac [651/2706] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 08:36:23] SirMonkeybox [254/922] has come upon tmberg [402/880] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:45:02 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/01/17 03:45:16] bigjay [483/1117] has come upon SirMonkeybox [214/922] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:09:15 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/01/17 19:44:09] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:42:40 from level 78.
[07/02/17 01:21:59] Avon [520/1240] has come upon SirMonkeybox [162/922] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:59:52 is removed from Avon's clock.
[07/02/17 11:20:32] XenGi, Avocet, and neurospex [1179/2758] have team battled ohnx, Gatewayy, and SirMonkeybox [200/2566] and won! 0 days, 19:34:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/17 14:31:44] Antium [131/449] has come upon SirMonkeybox [27/922] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:00 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/03/17 00:52:33] Taffer [435/587] has challenged SirMonkeybox [538/922] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/04/17 03:01:50] XenGi, Mrs.BigHead, and pfoley [256/2182] have team battled Brainiac, Opie, and SirMonkeybox [744/2493] and lost! 1 day, 00:41:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/17 04:41:26] BronyDee, theZoMBiE, SirMonkeybox, and Zoddo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/17 11:54:11] Milquetoast [895/909] has challenged SirMonkeybox [240/922] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:54:06 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/05/17 16:12:26] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:41:30 towards level 78.
[07/05/17 19:51:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 43 days, 19:44:42 toward level 78.
[07/07/17 09:30:23] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:41 towards level 78.
[07/07/17 22:03:29] SirMonkeybox [547/922] has challenged Fattyeater [2/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:35:44 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/07/17 22:21:23] SirMonkeybox [490/922] has come upon csssuf [175/347] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:40:19 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/08/17 17:58:19] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:01 towards level 78.
[07/08/17 22:23:31] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:24 towards level 78.
[07/09/17 03:56:23] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:05:50 from level 78.
[07/09/17 07:13:53] SirMonkeybox [511/922] has come upon ncarl747 [463/726] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:42:27 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/09/17 10:09:10] SirMonkeybox [740/922] has challenged JuanMaestro [472/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:28:06 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/09/17 15:34:14] m0shbear, Avon, and SirMonkeybox [1373/2819] have team battled Adar, BronyDee, and Bl4ckC0r3 [625/1695] and won! 0 days, 05:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/17 05:12:11] SirMonkeybox [781/922] has challenged allo [141/482] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:24:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/10/17 08:45:44] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:37 towards level 78.
[07/10/17 13:06:35] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:05 towards level 78.
[07/10/17 13:13:30] SirMonkeybox [718/922] has challenged jstg [295/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:46:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/10/17 16:14:01] SirMonkeybox [717/922] has challenged himuraken [343/885] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:56 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/11/17 17:47:05] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:51 from level 78.
[07/12/17 05:12:04] RBecker, SirMonkeybox, and qbit [1442/2435] have team battled MetaNova, Tenorman, and vegadark [1553/2144] and lost! 0 days, 18:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/17 04:23:47] SirMonkeybox [61/922] has challenged Mateusz [706/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:11 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/14/17 02:15:19] hhes, max, and pfoley [427/1833] have team battled robox, SirMonkeybox, and holloway [1687/2391] and lost! 0 days, 10:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 23:13:20] imr [139/179] has challenged SirMonkeybox [251/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to imr's clock.
[07/15/17 09:24:04] SirMonkeybox lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:31 from level 78.
[07/16/17 20:56:59] SirMonkeybox [526/922] has come upon XenGi [22/945] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:21:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/17/17 05:23:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 02:57:32 toward level 78.
[07/17/17 07:24:22] WallIdl and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/17 13:53:05] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:46 towards level 78.
[07/18/17 03:51:55] Bradicus [568/643] has challenged SirMonkeybox [16/922] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:06:24 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[07/18/17 07:53:34] SirMonkeybox lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:27 from level 78.
[07/19/17 19:45:08] SirMonkeybox [557/922] has challenged sjefen6 [83/414] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/20/17 11:01:40] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:38 towards level 79.
[07/20/17 12:35:15] djm [11/156] has challenged SirMonkeybox [769/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to djm's clock.
[07/20/17 13:00:46] os-5185 [280/310] has challenged SirMonkeybox [268/922] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[07/20/17 15:21:33] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:38:28 towards level 79.
[07/21/17 10:56:41] kork, Firien, and AncalagonThBlack [1096/1746] have team battled SirMonkeybox, bootdisk, and eva42 [1313/2844] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 20:29:38] AgentThom [3/90] has challenged SirMonkeybox [360/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[07/23/17 15:47:34] AbrahamLinksys, elf, and SirMonkeybox [1549/2432] have team battled MadMan, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2241/3454] and lost! 3 days, 16:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 10:55:53] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of his weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/17 19:43:06] sigmg [214/544] has come upon SirMonkeybox [64/928] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:56 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[07/25/17 02:42:09] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:40 towards level 79.
[07/25/17 15:51:04] SirMonkeybox misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:35:38 from level 79.
[07/25/17 20:03:44] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:45:36 towards level 79.
[07/26/17 08:57:16] SirMonkeybox, Sundance, idlerpgww, and Majak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/17 15:57:36] SirMonkeybox, Bkid, and SchrodingersScat [349/2593] have team battled Atan, Euronur, and Dork_Knight [540/1501] and lost! 3 days, 08:34:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/17 05:29:21] SirMonkeybox [331/928] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [317/1055] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:58:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/29/17 19:40:59] Brady [261/499] has come upon SirMonkeybox [604/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:37:58 is added to Brady's clock.
[07/29/17 22:21:06] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:08:58 towards level 79.
[07/30/17 13:20:16] SirMonkeybox [126/928] has come upon manish17xxx [393/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:48:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/31/17 21:37:23] bl4ckscor3, sunri5e, and SirMonkeybox [549/1666] have team battled Atan, xit, and sjefen6 [927/1178] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/17 01:22:42] DalaiLamer [178/260] has challenged SirMonkeybox [92/928] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from DalaiLamer's clock.
[08/01/17 05:11:37] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:22:14 towards level 79.
[08/01/17 08:10:51] valdur55, AncalagonThBlack, and ehjax [262/1534] have team battled SirMonkeybox, sigmg, and Firien [48/2311] and won! 0 days, 00:09:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 09:40:52] SirMonkeybox and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/17 15:13:14] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:04:39 from level 79.
[08/02/17 16:17:06] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:19:46 towards level 79.
[08/03/17 20:27:21] Andries, XJR-9, and mordac [497/2434] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Bl4ckC0r3, and Fluttershy [608/2319] and lost! 7 days, 02:44:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 04:54:39] Psilocybe [657/714] has come upon SirMonkeybox [179/928] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:08:01 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/04/17 06:15:04] SirMonkeybox EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:10:12 from level 79.
[08/04/17 06:18:56] basepi, freeboson, and DalaiLamer [122/1969] have team battled dclaw123, LegendaryQ, and SirMonkeybox [477/2287] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 17:02:32] Lios [801/823] has challenged SirMonkeybox [56/928] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:38:42 is removed from Lios's clock.
[08/04/17 23:08:44] djm [303/412] has challenged SirMonkeybox [531/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to djm's clock.
[08/05/17 09:01:45] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:08 towards level 79.
[08/06/17 03:01:09] SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and JuanMaestro [241/2448] have team battled Misza, RistoUuranmaki, and freeboson [755/2708] and lost! 3 days, 09:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 10:57:49] SirMonkeybox, Killerkid, and nickware [826/2168] have team battled LordH, AbacusAvenger, and ehjax [1160/2233] and lost! 2 days, 22:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 12:55:32] Killerkid [185/682] has come upon SirMonkeybox [914/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:12:46 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[08/06/17 23:27:06] SirMonkeybox and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 07:13:15] CornFly, Skyie, and MJ94 [192/2571] have team battled dclaw123, SirMonkeybox, and vox [2458/2895] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/17 09:04:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 19:08:13 toward level 79.
[08/07/17 12:13:58] SirMonkeybox [528/928] has challenged Lemelisk [8/1065] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:28:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/08/17 23:21:10] Azerothian [159/395] has come upon SirMonkeybox [664/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:24:03 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[08/09/17 02:55:52] SirMonkeybox [668/928] has come upon damyan [365/748] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:52:27 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/10/17 00:12:21] KingQuackers [229/511] has come upon SirMonkeybox [619/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:56:29 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[08/10/17 12:25:35] SirMonkeybox fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:54:07 from level 79.
[08/10/17 22:03:52] sigmg, pfoley, and Dork_Knight [306/1543] have team battled meffe, SirMonkeybox, and AncalagonThBlack [1121/2021] and lost! 0 days, 08:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/17 04:45:28] loomysh [53/384] has come upon SirMonkeybox [105/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:36 is added to loomysh's clock.
[08/11/17 09:59:23] Darky [443/916] has come upon SirMonkeybox [281/928] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:25:52 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/11/17 10:30:12] SirMonkeybox [729/928] has challenged Fluttershy [12/816] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:19:27 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/13/17 01:27:53] brycec [286/782] has come upon SirMonkeybox [712/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:31 is added to brycec's clock.
[08/13/17 10:38:20] Darky [539/916] has challenged SirMonkeybox [288/928] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/13/17 10:49:25] SirMonkeybox and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 11:50:52] SirMonkeybox and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/17 16:08:00] unicron, SirMonkeybox, and Boohbah [143/2465] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Bradicus, and pfoley [1303/1739] and lost! 1 day, 12:18:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 02:44:02] Xenthys, theZoMBiE, and freeboson [1045/2383] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jstg, and kork [859/1878] and won! 2 days, 22:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 12:47:00] abra0, clubbprez, and sasaniak [250/1774] have team battled manish17xxx, vegadark, and SirMonkeybox [1904/2159] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 16:08:27] bl4ckscor3, Zaratustra, and dwfreed [487/2186] have team battled woonack, soltys, and SirMonkeybox [293/1927] and won! 3 days, 21:16:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 01:09:55] pixelate [102/483] has challenged SirMonkeybox [899/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:34:58 is added to pixelate's clock.
[08/20/17 02:14:33] lipek, kensington, and SirMonkeybox [1767/3068] have team battled darkmage, max, and ruan [1932/2261] and lost! 3 days, 00:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 13:50:33] SirMonkeybox and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 14:53:11] SirMonkeybox [861/928] has come upon loomysh [291/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:37:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/20/17 22:48:33] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:43 towards level 79.
[08/21/17 20:17:04] Boohbah [37/733] has challenged SirMonkeybox [450/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:03:00 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[08/22/17 03:18:17] lipek [388/1187] has challenged SirMonkeybox [253/928] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:31:00 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/22/17 08:29:44] holloway [129/784] has come upon SirMonkeybox [667/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:52 is added to holloway's clock.
[08/23/17 04:39:08] droogie, SirMonkeybox, ruan, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/17 10:37:02] damyan, Birdbones, and ToHellWithGA [28/2124] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Boohbah, and Gatewayy [1432/2481] and lost! 2 days, 12:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 22:10:04] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:51 towards level 79.
[08/24/17 15:28:26] ruan [124/541] has challenged SirMonkeybox [790/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:15:14 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/24/17 16:38:32] SirMonkeybox and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/17 09:13:21] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:47 towards level 79.
[08/26/17 21:58:14] david [96/138] has challenged SirMonkeybox [138/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to david's clock.
[08/27/17 03:51:44] Agent86 and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 17:57:22] sigmg [159/542] has come upon SirMonkeybox [760/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:04 is added to sigmg's clock.
[08/28/17 01:42:25] Iri [250/551] has challenged SirMonkeybox [781/928] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:06:43 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/29/17 18:31:35] SirMonkeybox [28/928] has challenged MrGlass [193/798] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/30/17 01:53:36] Iri [414/551] has come upon SirMonkeybox [880/928] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:10:08 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/31/17 23:50:14] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:58:45 from level 80.
[09/01/17 16:30:37] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:59:27 towards level 80.
[09/02/17 02:41:33] bender, SirMonkeybox, and dwfreed [326/1845] have team battled dindinx, AbrahamLinksys, and valdur55 [103/1846] and won! 0 days, 17:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 11:33:04] Eiam and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 20:33:04] SirMonkeybox left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SirMonkeybox's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/17 00:22:20] SlowRiot [32/924] has challenged SirMonkeybox [551/929] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:58:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/05/17 23:30:00] Ttech [296/1539] has challenged SirMonkeybox [613/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:43 is added to Ttech's clock.
[09/07/17 00:01:29] SirMonkeybox [841/929] has come upon Agent86 [426/605] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:31:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/07/17 01:01:12] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:20:43 towards level 80.
[09/07/17 18:27:22] Woona stole SirMonkeybox's level 62 charm while they were sleeping! Woona leaves his old level 56 charm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[09/09/17 08:58:49] SirMonkeybox, AbrahamLinksys, and jstg [380/2535] have team battled SchrodingersScat, zid, and Lnk [698/2436] and lost! 4 days, 12:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/17 16:12:26] SirMonkeybox and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 17:28:33] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:05:35 from level 80.
[09/10/17 12:47:52] hhes [288/541] has challenged SirMonkeybox [763/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:18 is added to hhes's clock.
[09/13/17 08:59:22] brendan [497/1365] has challenged SirMonkeybox [836/922] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:11:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/13/17 10:04:30] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:42:34 towards level 80.
[09/14/17 10:28:49] SirMonkeybox and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 19:14:07] SirMonkeybox and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/17 16:53:44] SirMonkeybox, Zoddo, Furry, and SchrodingersScat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/17 17:10:57] pfoley, Dork_Knight, and shymega [276/1622] have team battled SirMonkeybox, droogie, and sjefen6 [853/2153] and lost! 0 days, 08:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/17 12:47:15] Eiam and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 01:53:33] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:11:16 towards level 80.
[09/18/17 11:25:25] SirMonkeybox [401/922] has come upon MetaNova [192/763] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:39:38 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/18/17 17:58:20] Sixbierehomme and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/17 05:25:26] SirMonkeybox [24/922] has come upon ohnx [276/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:54:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/24/17 23:36:44] sunri5e [369/501] has challenged SirMonkeybox [342/922] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:56 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/24/17 23:36:44] sunri5e has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:25:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/04/17 09:07:24] pmden [75/141] has challenged SirMonkeybox [398/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to pmden's clock.
[10/04/17 11:07:18] LordH stole SirMonkeybox's level 56 charm while they were sleeping! LordH leaves his old level 50 charm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[10/04/17 13:22:46] sartan, Antium, and SirMonkeybox [903/2491] have team battled J, Mateusz, and MJ94 [318/2553] and won! 0 days, 04:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 22:56:50] SirMonkeybox [67/916] has challenged codedeeply [627/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:32:17 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/05/17 02:02:28] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:37:03 towards level 80.
[10/05/17 05:23:01] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:22 towards level 80.
[10/05/17 05:31:04] SirMonkeybox [79/916] has come upon LegendaryQ [246/465] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:51:16 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/06/17 04:06:15] Dork_Knight [341/460] has challenged SirMonkeybox [527/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:35 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/06/17 12:52:25] crysys, Cypher, and Iri [1507/1889] have team battled bootdisk, SirMonkeybox, and pants [694/2495] and won! 0 days, 07:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 14:36:34] Mars stole SirMonkeybox's level 60 ring while they were sleeping! Mars leaves his old level 29 ring behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[10/06/17 21:33:40] SirMonkeybox [665/882] has come upon MadMan [670/1017] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:54:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/06/17 21:41:06] SirMonkeybox got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:20:08 from level 80.
[10/06/17 22:53:50] tmberg, SirMonkeybox, Khorne, and borsin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/17 09:26:16] SirMonkeybox [441/882] has come upon damyan [439/752] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:03:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/07/17 19:22:23] SirMonkeybox and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/17 23:27:45] Luamil [143/283] has challenged SirMonkeybox [80/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[10/08/17 09:42:05] SirMonkeybox walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:16:59 from level 80.
[10/09/17 03:11:47] eva42 [685/1294] has come upon SirMonkeybox [472/882] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:18:39 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/10/17 01:48:38] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:48 towards level 80.
[10/10/17 06:28:00] yano [302/656] has come upon SirMonkeybox [255/882] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:04:15 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/10/17 08:28:39] at0m [59/260] has challenged SirMonkeybox [578/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to at0m's clock.
[10/12/17 02:22:52] SirMonkeybox [442/882] has come upon droogie [490/816] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:39:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/12/17 17:36:51] zankore [684/755] has come upon SirMonkeybox [731/882] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:55:26 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/16/17 07:24:55] soltys [54/554] has challenged SirMonkeybox [331/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:05 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/16/17 16:49:06] Sandy [109/125] has challenged SirMonkeybox [223/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to Sandy's clock.
[10/17/17 23:22:20] SirMonkeybox [737/882] has challenged D.Va [433/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:04:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/19/17 00:18:31] SirMonkeybox and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/17 18:20:15] crysys [272/396] has challenged SirMonkeybox [764/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/19/17 22:23:26] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:19 towards level 80.
[10/20/17 23:42:38] glorgamitch [80/619] has challenged SirMonkeybox [782/882] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[10/21/17 00:52:18] codedeeply, bl4ckscor3, and SirMonkeybox [263/2182] have team battled nickware, irix, and LegendaryQ [158/2066] and won! 1 day, 15:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 11:48:03] vox [397/1216] has challenged SirMonkeybox [4/882] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:06:52 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/21/17 19:36:31] SirMonkeybox, kline, and Heisenberg [1571/2181] have team battled Mars, kensington, and WallIdl [2133/2508] and lost! 1 day, 07:39:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/17 00:52:14] SirMonkeybox [208/882] has challenged xayto [260/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/17 02:45:32] SirMonkeybox [715/882] has come upon WallIdl [451/980] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:15:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/17 16:06:49] SirMonkeybox [853/882] has come upon uhmmm [110/655] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:52:07 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/17 17:44:40] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:23:26 from level 80.
[10/22/17 21:19:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:50:35 from level 80.
[10/23/17 04:12:33] SirMonkeybox and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 00:06:55] SpikeX [498/505] has challenged SirMonkeybox [182/882] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:29:35 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[10/25/17 08:48:36] Lemelisk [658/1071] has come upon SirMonkeybox [711/882] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:49:13 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[10/25/17 14:51:36] basepi, Birdbones, and Boohbah [955/2639] have team battled kork, brendan, and SirMonkeybox [315/2635] and won! 2 days, 22:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 13:50:32] SirMonkeybox [627/882] has come upon Zaratustra [596/1097] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:10 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/29/17 00:23:14] SirMonkeybox [236/882] has challenged kline [177/412] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:10:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/29/17 01:54:18] Realmy [1026/1051] has come upon SirMonkeybox [302/882] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:05:30 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[10/29/17 07:46:27] bl4ckscor3 [367/545] has challenged SirMonkeybox [495/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:15:32 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[10/30/17 03:44:12] glorgamitch, dclaw123, and Eldoreth [1068/2491] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Beavis, and pants [1626/2818] and lost! 2 days, 13:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/17 08:54:28] david [90/586] has challenged SirMonkeybox [529/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to david's clock.
[10/30/17 18:49:16] KobrAs, HeavyPodda, and bender [916/1962] have team battled Zoddo, SirMonkeybox, and at0m [1294/2223] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 12:17:06] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:01:42 towards level 81.
[10/31/17 12:42:42] mordac [900/1143] has come upon SirMonkeybox [476/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:43:06 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/31/17 17:08:41] xa, agrajag, and sunri5e [689/1991] have team battled Heisenberg, Zoddo, and SirMonkeybox [1720/2795] and lost! 1 day, 14:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 16:29:58] pfoley, SirMonkeybox, valdur55, and Lnk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/17 03:26:08] Brady [216/614] has come upon SirMonkeybox [811/882] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:33:04 is added to Brady's clock.
[11/04/17 12:57:32] SirMonkeybox [820/882] has challenged blizgerg [859/1113] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:08:04 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/06/17 14:06:59] SirMonkeybox and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 14:32:36] SirMonkeybox, Misza, and sigmg [2169/2507] have team battled Geela, Milquetoast, and Cypher [706/2368] and won! 0 days, 04:24:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/17 00:48:06] KobrAs [203/362] has come upon SirMonkeybox [779/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:59 is added to KobrAs's clock.
[11/07/17 04:21:55] SirMonkeybox [810/882] has challenged Andries [361/796] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:13:09 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/07/17 10:23:58] SirMonkeybox [281/882] has challenged MetaNova [622/926] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:37:57 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/07/17 17:07:29] Azerothian, Avon, and vox [1453/2958] have team battled SirMonkeybox, HeavyPodda, and wolfkin [344/2189] and won! 0 days, 12:06:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 01:19:30] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:27:29 towards level 81.
[11/08/17 06:15:33] Bradicus, borsin, and Andries [996/2203] have team battled osannatas, SirMonkeybox, and Syloq [347/2045] and won! 2 days, 11:43:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/17 08:09:21] Meta [296/906] has come upon SirMonkeybox [128/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:23 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/09/17 17:44:20] Heisenberg [151/887] has challenged SirMonkeybox [283/882] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:42:00 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/16/17 01:34:52] SirMonkeybox [569/882] has challenged Mirc0p [335/764] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:40:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/16/17 11:37:36] Doctor [394/984] has come upon SirMonkeybox [382/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:06:35 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[11/16/17 19:01:21] Lnk [583/641] has come upon SirMonkeybox [402/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:29 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/17/17 10:41:08] SirMonkeybox broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:45:49 from level 81.
[11/17/17 13:04:40] soltys [392/556] has come upon SirMonkeybox [4/882] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:08:21 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/17/17 16:19:49] Tenorman [439/1035] has come upon SirMonkeybox [31/882] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:50:05 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/18/17 08:48:28] SirMonkeybox had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:24:47 towards level 81.
[11/19/17 09:01:44] theemstra [19/743] has challenged SirMonkeybox [549/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/20/17 19:03:24] damyan, megaprogman, and holloway [102/1953] have team battled Luamil, bender, and SirMonkeybox [594/2030] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/17 01:14:32] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:33 towards level 81.
[11/22/17 04:43:09] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:25:42 from level 81.
[11/22/17 23:41:41] dodobrain, Lemelisk, and Doctor [941/2969] have team battled Cameron_D, Cypher, and SirMonkeybox [3482/3489] and lost! 1 day, 00:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/17 11:20:26] apiw [64/218] has challenged SirMonkeybox [730/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/24/17 08:28:01] pixelate [153/506] has come upon SirMonkeybox [7/888] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:21:07 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[11/24/17 11:43:45] soltys [509/556] has challenged SirMonkeybox [472/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:52:32 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/25/17 08:50:40] djm [501/555] has challenged SirMonkeybox [390/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:35:04 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/25/17 16:45:54] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:08 towards level 81.
[11/25/17 19:43:14] Zaratustra and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 07:58:37] xayto [394/477] has challenged SirMonkeybox [841/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:56 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/26/17 12:35:09] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:54 towards level 81.
[11/27/17 08:27:57] Ttech [141/1612] has come upon SirMonkeybox [223/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:14:03 is added to Ttech's clock.
[11/27/17 13:08:38] SirMonkeybox [243/888] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [45/768] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:24:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/29/17 17:51:28] max [532/781] has come upon SirMonkeybox [283/888] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:51:53 is removed from max's clock.
[11/30/17 04:42:28] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:45:56 from level 81.
[11/30/17 13:50:13] SirMonkeybox and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 19:55:06] SirMonkeybox and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 01:48:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 17:59:41 toward level 81.
[12/06/17 00:19:07] SirMonkeybox [746/888] has challenged Xenthys [647/863] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:18:19 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/06/17 13:52:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 19:34:49 toward level 81.
[12/07/17 22:37:49] SirMonkeybox [585/888] has challenged blizgerg [929/1101] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:17:23 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/08/17 00:07:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 5 days, 12:10:20 toward level 81.
[12/08/17 21:06:11] Flonk [58/263] has challenged SirMonkeybox [535/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/08/17 22:30:14] SirMonkeybox and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 14:34:19] adamchainz [53/584] has come upon SirMonkeybox [430/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:39 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[12/09/17 16:59:58] kenyon, MadMan, and SirMonkeybox [256/2892] have team battled LegendaryQ, Mrs.BigHead, and codedeeply [1116/1862] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 05:00:20] SirMonkeybox and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 20:55:13] os-5185, SirMonkeybox, and dax [2255/2415] have team battled brendan, Eiam, and ohnx [345/3131] and won! 0 days, 08:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 23:23:20] hoglahoo [356/374] has come upon SirMonkeybox [362/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:00 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[12/12/17 00:02:54] SirMonkeybox and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 14:17:31] mwhahaha [103/890] has challenged SirMonkeybox [260/888] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:33:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/13/17 03:01:47] allo [347/486] has come upon SirMonkeybox [747/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:43:37 is added to allo's clock.
[12/13/17 21:56:33] SirMonkeybox burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! SirMonkeybox's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/17 16:46:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 2 days, 14:28:54 toward level 81.
[12/15/17 17:22:36] xayto [491/523] has come upon SirMonkeybox [862/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:50 is added to xayto's clock.
[12/15/17 20:37:15] ilbelkyr [234/423] has challenged SirMonkeybox [88/889] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[12/15/17 20:37:15] In the fierce battle, SirMonkeybox dropped his level 299 pair of boots! ilbelkyr picks it up, tossing his old level 25 pair of boots to SirMonkeybox.
[12/16/17 00:47:05] zid, Neo, and SirMonkeybox [150/1762] have team battled KeboDK, fattrat, and bootdisk [485/2943] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/17 05:48:19] exa [262/849] has challenged SirMonkeybox [502/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:33 is added to exa's clock.
[12/16/17 09:45:34] yano, SirMonkeybox, and Xenthys [1117/1974] have team battled MadHatter, abra0, and MrGlass [1184/2403] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/17 15:14:13] holloway [422/815] has come upon SirMonkeybox [362/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:38:09 is removed from holloway's clock.
[12/17/17 08:16:25] SirMonkeybox [567/616] has challenged TauPan [351/580] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:47:49 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/18/17 07:16:13] SirMonkeybox misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:06:05 from level 82.
[12/19/17 07:25:37] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:05 towards level 82.
[12/19/17 17:30:34] SyntaxASI [69/81] has challenged SirMonkeybox [486/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to SyntaxASI's clock.
[12/19/17 19:37:09] SirMonkeybox and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 20:33:12] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:40 towards level 82.
[12/20/17 08:22:22] SirMonkeybox [555/616] has come upon Cypher [534/1110] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:18:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/20/17 10:48:49] SirMonkeybox ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:08:33 from level 82.
[12/20/17 23:44:48] ToHellWithGA [510/703] has come upon SirMonkeybox [381/616] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:41:42 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/21/17 15:07:48] Herb_Tarlek [437/775] has challenged SirMonkeybox [41/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:37:39 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/21/17 18:47:19] SirMonkeybox and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 06:21:42] unicron [543/788] has come upon SirMonkeybox [230/616] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 15:30:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/24/17 11:53:42] SirMonkeybox, RedW, IndigoTiger, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/17 23:50:22] Zoddo [846/1128] has come upon SirMonkeybox [12/616] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:13:13 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[12/25/17 11:57:16] Eiam, xayto, and glorgamitch [1222/1885] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Sixbierehomme, and Bradicus [156/1940] and won! 1 day, 06:03:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 08:20:39] SirMonkeybox [90/616] has come upon LordH [75/1054] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:58:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/28/17 04:25:52] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:11 towards level 82.
[12/30/17 07:40:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 06:56:05 from level 82.
[12/30/17 12:28:26] Avrux [94/282] has challenged SirMonkeybox [528/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Avrux's clock.
[12/31/17 01:26:06] SirMonkeybox [168/616] has challenged Euronur [42/734] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:05:47 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/31/17 05:49:06] IndigoTiger [505/1062] has come upon SirMonkeybox [139/616] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:53:19 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[01/01/18 07:41:35] SirMonkeybox [337/616] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [76/541] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:15:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/01/18 15:44:30] valdur55 [248/762] has challenged SirMonkeybox [322/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:50 is added to valdur55's clock.
[01/01/18 18:59:03] SirMonkeybox, RedW, and bl4ckscor3 [1344/2100] have team battled Cypher, bootdisk, and MetaNova [1435/2836] and lost! 6 days, 23:37:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/18 02:46:21] SirMonkeybox and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 07:21:13] SirMonkeybox and CoffeeMonster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 12:24:21] IdleMaster [359/609] has come upon SirMonkeybox [578/616] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:07:47 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/05/18 20:35:33] Luamil [81/459] has challenged SirMonkeybox [369/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:34:19 is added to Luamil's clock.
[01/08/18 21:01:17] Syloq [237/446] has challenged SirMonkeybox [345/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:02:21 is added to Syloq's clock.
[01/10/18 09:40:50] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:38:22 towards level 82.
[01/10/18 11:39:27] Pici stole SirMonkeybox's level 75 charm while they were sleeping! Pici leaves their old level 64 charm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[01/12/18 17:33:48] SirMonkeybox [287/603] has challenged qwerty [137/393] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:33:43 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/13/18 23:05:31] Tenorman [963/1033] has challenged SirMonkeybox [336/603] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:34:59 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/14/18 10:50:57] holloway [69/947] has challenged SirMonkeybox [198/603] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to holloway's clock.
[01/15/18 00:36:28] SlowRiot [925/986] has challenged SirMonkeybox [484/603] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/15/18 05:27:34] Neo [235/408] has challenged SirMonkeybox [277/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to Neo's clock.
[01/15/18 16:18:52] Fluttershy [380/1053] has challenged SirMonkeybox [182/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:40 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/15/18 18:34:20] Ironhoof, SirMonkeybox, and Vroomfondel [2247/2437] have team battled Realmy, codedeeply, and Birdbones [2455/2805] and lost! 3 days, 06:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/18 23:29:22] SirMonkeybox [554/603] has challenged Darky [137/1042] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:46:26 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/18/18 01:15:14] SirMonkeybox and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 05:12:54] Majak, bootdisk, and sunri5e [693/1835] have team battled soltys, robox, and SirMonkeybox [643/1924] and won! 2 days, 01:20:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/18 11:17:32] astropoint [144/278] has challenged SirMonkeybox [596/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/22/18 15:24:07] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:58:28 towards level 82.
[01/22/18 15:30:24] SirMonkeybox and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 14:55:29] pants [70/881] has come upon SirMonkeybox [113/603] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 06:20:21 is added to pants's clock.
[01/24/18 04:50:33] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:39 towards level 82.
[01/24/18 10:29:28] Sir_Lemming [761/847] has challenged SirMonkeybox [341/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:01:12 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/24/18 12:43:35] zankore, ncarl747, and AbacusAvenger [1134/2596] have team battled neurospex, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [1178/2544] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 12:54:42] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:32 towards level 82.
[01/24/18 22:48:54] Mirc0p [448/750] has come upon SirMonkeybox [488/603] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:51:58 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/25/18 02:27:32] Darky [212/1044] has come upon SirMonkeybox [288/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:46:12 is added to Darky's clock.
[01/25/18 21:56:52] koyaan [61/400] has come upon SirMonkeybox [366/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:08:45 is added to koyaan's clock.
[01/26/18 05:29:01] SirMonkeybox, Doctor, and grdryn [1602/2188] have team battled Nistur, Mithkabob, and Luamil [569/1344] and won! 1 day, 02:58:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 17:00:08] SirMonkeybox [600/603] has come upon loomysh [487/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:05:49 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/27/18 11:25:52] SirMonkeybox and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 05:26:07] rxcomm, Beavis, and SirMonkeybox [1885/2585] have team battled pfoley, dclaw123, and AngryParsley [440/2537] and won! 0 days, 21:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 00:51:13] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:10 towards level 82.
[01/29/18 02:06:53] nfsnobody [162/714] has challenged SirMonkeybox [468/603] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:33:51 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[01/29/18 03:11:55] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:07 towards level 82.
[01/29/18 08:56:34] SirMonkeybox and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 23:50:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 06:02:10 toward level 82.
[01/30/18 23:20:27] SirMonkeybox and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/18 13:27:26] mordac, Marvin, and Brainiac [1415/1960] have team battled yano, SirMonkeybox, and cirdan [1772/2176] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/18 22:30:51] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:02 towards level 82.
[01/31/18 23:01:43] Heisenberg, vrillusions, and neurospex [812/3148] have team battled D.Va, SN4T14, and SirMonkeybox [72/1928] and won! 0 days, 03:12:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 18:21:09] SirMonkeybox [349/603] has come upon JuanMaestro [128/725] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:04:32 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/04/18 00:15:06] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:29 towards level 82.
[02/04/18 06:46:27] SirMonkeybox [393/603] has challenged sigmg [405/702] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/04/18 16:13:07] qbit, allo, and TauPan [847/1835] have team battled SirMonkeybox, MJ94, and exa [1610/2206] and lost! 2 days, 11:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/18 09:48:47] SirMonkeybox [111/603] has come upon vrillusions [86/1103] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 08:39:57 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/05/18 14:33:56] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:14:31 towards level 83.
[02/05/18 21:51:29] osannatas [490/791] has come upon SirMonkeybox [547/603] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:09 is added to osannatas's clock.
[02/05/18 23:59:43] SirMonkeybox and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 08:16:59] Andries, Lios, and Khorne [692/2660] have team battled kork, Nistur, and SirMonkeybox [1306/1350] and lost! 0 days, 17:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/18 09:14:23] SirMonkeybox [465/603] has challenged gildarts [264/515] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:34:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/07/18 06:27:03] Pavel [1/8] has challenged SirMonkeybox [533/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Pavel's clock.
[02/08/18 03:05:41] SirMonkeybox [568/603] has come upon abra0 [186/993] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:42:54 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/08/18 03:13:28] SirMonkeybox and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 16:59:40] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 14:00:14] Vroomfondel, Ais, and MetaNova [892/1992] have team battled allo, SirMonkeybox, and basepi [1847/2016] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/18 17:01:48] qwerty [446/658] has come upon SirMonkeybox [138/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:02:07 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[02/11/18 00:58:43] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:29:00 from level 83.
[02/12/18 00:58:56] charitwo [137/509] has challenged SirMonkeybox [108/603] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:00:56 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[02/12/18 05:00:23] basepi [239/936] has challenged SirMonkeybox [443/603] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:31:10 is added to basepi's clock.
[02/12/18 13:25:40] Sundance, Flonk, and WooDy [435/1551] have team battled yano, SirMonkeybox, and koyaan [642/1702] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/18 04:09:12] ilbelkyr [93/723] has challenged SirMonkeybox [338/603] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:36 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/13/18 04:43:25] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:23:09 towards level 83.
[02/14/18 05:33:37] bender stole SirMonkeybox's level 72 tunic while they were sleeping! bender leaves their old level 42 tunic behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/15/18 11:29:36] SirMonkeybox [557/570] has challenged pixelate [472/497] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:40:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/16/18 09:28:39] SirMonkeybox [499/570] has come upon J [348/638] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:42:39 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/17/18 06:49:37] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:47:39 from level 83.
[02/17/18 07:42:07] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:56:17 from level 83.
[02/17/18 14:50:35] SirMonkeybox [119/570] has challenged freeboson [412/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:57:39 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/18/18 12:11:54] apiw [294/604] has come upon SirMonkeybox [343/570] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:06:59 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/19/18 05:00:17] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/18 19:22:20] SirMonkeybox [486/576] has come upon SlowRiot [415/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:28:39 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/21/18 18:17:05] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:11 towards level 83.
[02/22/18 12:05:38] ToHellWithGA stole SirMonkeybox's level 64 charm while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 45 charm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/23/18 01:45:05] glorgamitch and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 00:11:38] SirMonkeybox [316/555] has challenged Sundance [592/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:39 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/28/18 13:15:43] SirMonkeybox [29/555] has challenged bootdisk [521/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/28/18 23:54:54] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:24 towards level 83.
[03/01/18 14:27:49] bender, mustek, and Bradicus [161/2547] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jrosmith, and djm [1003/1565] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/18 17:37:23] SirMonkeybox and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/18 10:11:39] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:28 from level 83.
[03/03/18 21:02:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 0 days, 08:27:33 toward level 83.
[03/04/18 05:50:53] SirMonkeybox [243/555] has challenged Lnk [486/702] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:13:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/04/18 22:21:12] SirMonkeybox [209/555] has come upon damyan [393/801] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:39:01 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/05/18 08:34:00] SirMonkeybox saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:47:14 from level 84.
[03/05/18 21:49:00] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:29:46 towards level 84.
[03/06/18 02:00:17] SirMonkeybox got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:20:18 from level 84.
[03/07/18 01:04:58] SirMonkeybox [364/555] has challenged ishanyx [179/644] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:38:01 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/08/18 07:55:15] max [629/652] has come upon SirMonkeybox [338/555] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:22:47 is removed from max's clock.
[03/08/18 11:31:21] apiw, SirMonkeybox, and Atan [1020/1735] have team battled KeboDK, el, and Lnk [2059/2079] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 11:35:37] SirMonkeybox [14/555] has come upon Pogor [337/394] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:24:23 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/08/18 13:10:44] Birdbones, xayto, and SirMonkeybox [972/2379] have team battled ishanyx, sbp, and Pici [333/2350] and won! 0 days, 01:40:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 15:23:24] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:08:42 towards level 84.
[03/08/18 20:19:09] Dork_Knight [365/786] has challenged SirMonkeybox [237/555] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:15:01 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/09/18 03:21:26] SirMonkeybox [503/555] has challenged djm [360/657] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:12:29 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/09/18 14:51:31] Hooloovoo [163/205] has challenged SirMonkeybox [214/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/09/18 18:44:31] mustek [720/1010] has come upon SirMonkeybox [52/555] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:47:13 is removed from mustek's clock.
[03/09/18 23:49:24] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 22:43:26] Gizmokid2005 [911/914] has come upon SirMonkeybox [463/555] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:53:26 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[03/11/18 17:42:03] SirMonkeybox broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:14:40 from level 84.
[03/12/18 01:03:43] Khorne, AbacusAvenger, and simple [2540/2740] have team battled Lemelisk, LordH, and SirMonkeybox [1169/2751] and won! 2 days, 16:13:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 18:50:41] SirMonkeybox [165/555] has challenged theemstra [112/738] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:17:40 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/12/18 20:05:19] SirMonkeybox and poella have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 21:58:59] EncryptedPotato [65/282] has challenged SirMonkeybox [434/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to EncryptedPotato's clock.
[03/14/18 23:19:59] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:30:58 towards level 84.
[03/21/18 00:59:11] dwfreed [337/502] has challenged SirMonkeybox [399/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:38:58 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/21/18 14:47:49] m4dc0w [251/360] has come upon SirMonkeybox [170/555] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:48:18 is removed from m4dc0w's clock.
[03/22/18 08:23:37] SirMonkeybox [28/555] has come upon Fluttershy [693/1058] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:48:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/22/18 10:17:36] SirMonkeybox had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:27:58 towards level 84.
[03/24/18 07:12:19] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:06:59 towards level 84.
[03/27/18 07:59:51] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:55:40 towards level 84.
[03/27/18 21:59:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 25 days, 03:37:30 toward level 84.
[03/28/18 08:47:22] SirMonkeybox [525/555] has come upon uhmmm [44/876] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:27:41 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/28/18 08:47:22] SirMonkeybox has dealt uhmmm a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:23:32 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/28/18 13:17:50] himuraken [732/930] has challenged SirMonkeybox [518/555] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:16:24 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[03/28/18 13:37:51] SirMonkeybox lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:34:38 from level 84.
[04/08/18 14:32:51] alephnull [118/333] has come upon SirMonkeybox [319/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:44 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/09/18 08:08:37] SirMonkeybox was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:46:09 from level 84.
[04/09/18 10:28:53] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:20:03 from level 84.
[04/10/18 00:12:59] liara, astropoint, and cirdan [1542/2093] have team battled bl4ckscor3, M00nsl47r, and SirMonkeybox [623/1429] and won! 0 days, 23:38:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 02:26:17] Boohbah [10/627] has come upon SirMonkeybox [120/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:08 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[04/10/18 05:00:18] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:24 towards level 84.
[04/10/18 09:38:14] SirMonkeybox and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 15:51:38] SirMonkeybox [331/555] has challenged lakwatsero [48/363] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:19:29 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/10/18 21:39:54] Zye [979/1206] has come upon SirMonkeybox [486/555] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:59:12 is removed from Zye's clock.
[04/11/18 00:54:45] SirMonkeybox [346/555] has challenged crysys [281/657] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:26:46 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/11/18 02:55:28] SirMonkeybox [64/555] has challenged MadMan [309/1058] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:37:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/13/18 01:36:04] SirMonkeybox and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 15:37:27] pixelate [467/503] has come upon SirMonkeybox [324/555] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:43:11 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[04/14/18 09:29:09] qwerty [663/838] has come upon SirMonkeybox [221/555] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:37:59 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[04/14/18 09:52:48] kenyon, JuanMaestro, and SirMonkeybox [2048/2543] have team battled AgentThom, Tenorman, and Sixbierehomme [999/2129] and won! 3 days, 10:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 11:49:49] Cameron_D [361/1535] has come upon SirMonkeybox [218/555] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:23:28 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[04/14/18 16:11:02] grindhold [14/194] has challenged SirMonkeybox [433/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to grindhold's clock.
[04/14/18 17:39:48] RedW [33/1006] has challenged SirMonkeybox [103/555] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to RedW's clock.
[04/14/18 21:26:50] lipek [913/1228] has challenged SirMonkeybox [103/555] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:43:51 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/16/18 05:04:32] SirMonkeybox and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/18 12:06:04] SirMonkeybox had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:12 towards level 84.
[04/17/18 03:40:40] MJ94, AgentThom, and SirMonkeybox [531/1705] have team battled SlowRiot, buksi, and manish17xxx [1718/2274] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 01:01:42] SirMonkeybox and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 08:06:03] zid [92/972] has challenged SirMonkeybox [43/555] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from zid's clock.
[04/19/18 12:19:16] Yuhno [238/606] has come upon SirMonkeybox [442/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:45 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[04/20/18 08:13:19] SirMonkeybox [521/555] has challenged LordH [966/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:47 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/20/18 17:58:47] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:38 towards level 84.
[04/21/18 01:38:26] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:36 towards level 84.
[04/21/18 08:05:16] glorgamitch and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 20:17:44] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:49 from level 84.
[04/23/18 02:37:18] SirMonkeybox [62/555] has challenged canton7 [224/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:54 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/23/18 22:18:49] ncarl747, Agent86, and acolarh [1696/1947] have team battled bootdisk, SirMonkeybox, and Dork_Knight [1707/2260] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/18 22:07:34] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:03 towards level 84.
[04/25/18 01:24:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:41:58 from level 84.
[04/25/18 05:51:47] Brady [42/632] has come upon SirMonkeybox [182/547] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:15:41 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/25/18 13:53:50] sunri5e [331/661] has come upon SirMonkeybox [66/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:29:19 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[04/26/18 05:58:30] SirMonkeybox [226/547] has challenged Sixbierehomme [506/680] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/27/18 18:22:32] IndigoTiger [27/1153] has challenged SirMonkeybox [120/547] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:27:34 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[04/28/18 10:03:26] sjefen6 [431/751] has come upon SirMonkeybox [492/547] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:06:35 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/28/18 17:14:13] SirMonkeybox met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:55:49 from level 85.
[04/29/18 00:08:23] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:16:56 towards level 85.
[04/29/18 19:20:36] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:13:13 towards level 85.
[04/29/18 22:41:32] Birdbones [428/1114] has challenged SirMonkeybox [100/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:46:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/30/18 04:43:43] loomysh [88/722] has challenged SirMonkeybox [228/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:06:20 is added to loomysh's clock.
[04/30/18 06:14:12] RistoUuranmaki [111/906] has come upon SirMonkeybox [500/547] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:38:03 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/30/18 14:49:19] SirMonkeybox, abra0, and alephnull [1392/2097] have team battled Misza, Ttech, and M00nsl47r [1615/3214] and lost! 0 days, 22:51:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 02:54:28] awgh, lipek, and Birdbones [2754/3224] have team battled pfoley, Crazycatlady, and SirMonkeybox [479/1772] and won! 0 days, 15:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 12:18:43] Misza [703/1143] has come upon SirMonkeybox [387/547] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:28:53 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/01/18 22:22:56] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:52:35 towards level 85.
[05/01/18 22:59:22] SirMonkeybox [362/547] has challenged uhmmm [8/882] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:05:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/02/18 05:02:57] Bob [249/736] has come upon SirMonkeybox [480/547] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:50:18 is added to Bob's clock.
[05/02/18 16:57:10] Crazycatlady, SirMonkeybox, and Lemongrab [85/1354] have team battled qwerty, MetaNova, and bl4ckscor3 [1832/2348] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 07:58:05] Sixbierehomme, seanmnaes, and grooverider [1319/2429] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and blizgerg [1467/2379] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 20:16:18] SirMonkeybox [70/547] has challenged astropoint [337/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:58:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/04/18 03:58:02] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:51:03 from level 85.
[05/04/18 09:21:05] SirMonkeybox [327/547] has challenged Pici [668/1118] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:43:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/05/18 07:51:01] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:35:49 from level 85.
[05/05/18 09:30:01] Wario [281/621] has challenged SirMonkeybox [451/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:23:40 is added to Wario's clock.
[05/05/18 09:43:09] mordac [959/1130] has come upon SirMonkeybox [516/547] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:33:31 is removed from mordac's clock.
[05/05/18 16:32:35] SirMonkeybox [470/547] has challenged canton7 [22/788] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:52:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/06/18 02:04:25] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:33:52 towards level 85.
[05/07/18 02:45:11] SirMonkeybox [30/547] has challenged buksi [121/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:01:15 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/09/18 08:04:23] Birdbones, Killerkid, and acolarh [2071/2508] have team battled abra0, caeli, and SirMonkeybox [818/1892] and won! 0 days, 11:10:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 00:25:17] wulk [386/462] has come upon SirMonkeybox [386/547] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:22:58 is removed from wulk's clock.
[05/10/18 05:29:10] brendan [1331/1418] has come upon SirMonkeybox [432/547] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 10:54:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/10/18 08:37:12] SirMonkeybox [273/547] has come upon damyan [547/884] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:23:43 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/10/18 14:07:45] Wohali, soltys, and moony [105/1397] have team battled Gerdesas, SirMonkeybox, and petrichor [475/2328] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/18 22:47:02] SirMonkeybox, bigjay, and simple [2355/2740] have team battled loomysh, idisjunction, and MrGlass [472/2476] and won! 1 day, 18:15:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 07:40:39] Xenthys [179/513] has come upon SirMonkeybox [309/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:34 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/15/18 09:51:58] Xenthys [217/513] has come upon SirMonkeybox [98/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:26:55 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/16/18 03:40:58] vrillusions [42/1289] has challenged SirMonkeybox [91/547] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[05/16/18 12:07:54] SirMonkeybox and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/18 12:53:29] KharmaScribbles [2/4] has challenged SirMonkeybox [29/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to KharmaScribbles's clock.
[05/16/18 23:54:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 31 days, 18:50:32 toward level 85.
[05/17/18 07:15:43] lakwatsero [26/363] has challenged SirMonkeybox [245/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:27:39 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[05/17/18 09:11:51] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:49:31 from level 85.
[05/17/18 09:24:44] WallIdl, brycec, and gildarts [1779/2155] have team battled zid, niko, and SirMonkeybox [156/2108] and won! 0 days, 02:57:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 16:47:10] Agent86, rxcomm, and codedeeply [483/2513] have team battled SirMonkeybox, AncalagonThBlack, and JensRex [1834/2339] and lost! 0 days, 06:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 18:28:40] popey [242/374] has challenged SirMonkeybox [316/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:25 is added to popey's clock.
[05/19/18 18:15:19] el [483/570] has come upon SirMonkeybox [82/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:05:45 is removed from el's clock.
[05/20/18 15:04:51] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:36 towards level 85.
[05/21/18 11:36:32] KharmaScribbles [41/247] has challenged SirMonkeybox [270/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to KharmaScribbles's clock.
[05/22/18 21:46:59] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 05:26:21] SirMonkeybox, sigmg, and Globalirc [1023/2057] have team battled KharmaScribbles, zid, and Iri [165/1842] and won! 3 days, 10:37:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 06:09:12] Brady [333/673] has challenged SirMonkeybox [127/547] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:55:17 is removed from Brady's clock.
[05/25/18 11:44:38] Roxana, CompanionCube, and SirMonkeybox [1007/1907] have team battled holloway, Zaratustra, and kenyon [46/3134] and won! 0 days, 00:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 23:34:19] jrosmith [160/702] has come upon SirMonkeybox [542/547] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:22:33 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[05/28/18 15:11:22] sigmg [258/723] has challenged SirMonkeybox [399/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:40 is added to sigmg's clock.
[05/29/18 05:54:54] JensRex [879/1064] has come upon SirMonkeybox [500/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:43:14 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[05/29/18 19:44:03] wulk [343/491] has come upon SirMonkeybox [8/547] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:55:18 is removed from wulk's clock.
[05/30/18 22:25:02] Roxana [174/937] has challenged SirMonkeybox [46/547] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[05/31/18 03:59:55] SirMonkeybox [287/547] has come upon Cypher [816/1076] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:18:36 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/31/18 09:05:51] lipek [227/1228] has challenged SirMonkeybox [340/547] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to lipek's clock.
[05/31/18 10:36:40] Maruiki [30/175] has challenged SirMonkeybox [520/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to Maruiki's clock.
[06/01/18 00:16:22] KeboDK, CompanionCube, and Pici [64/2601] have team battled pixelate, sjefen6, and SirMonkeybox [1002/1826] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/18 13:36:54] SirMonkeybox and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 01:34:42] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:24:30 from level 85.
[06/02/18 15:16:16] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 20:55:48] HeavyPodda [226/1033] has challenged SirMonkeybox [427/547] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:26:54 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/03/18 09:00:00] SirMonkeybox [174/547] has challenged Mirc0p [504/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:25:37 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/04/18 06:19:45] SirMonkeybox, Lemelisk, and jrosmith [1558/2467] have team battled MrGlass, xit, and Cypher [2361/2889] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 10:33:10] niko, SirMonkeybox, and moveax [1764/1918] have team battled Virtual, Heisenberg, and Majak [1871/2054] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 16:25:36] Taffer [135/574] has come upon SirMonkeybox [7/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:12 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/06/18 19:28:47] Lemongrab [336/465] has challenged SirMonkeybox [428/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:13:17 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[06/06/18 20:29:07] SirMonkeybox [172/547] has challenged Virtual [481/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:19:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/07/18 20:37:37] abra0 [269/1000] has challenged SirMonkeybox [259/552] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:09:24 is removed from abra0's clock.
[06/08/18 12:43:23] SirMonkeybox [413/552] has challenged xit [355/971] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:29:07 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/08/18 20:25:39] Arland [64/269] has challenged SirMonkeybox [64/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:16 is removed from Arland's clock.
[06/09/18 12:51:45] SirMonkeybox [382/552] has challenged astropoint [424/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/10/18 20:38:53] theemstra [126/796] has challenged SirMonkeybox [410/552] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:31:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/11/18 22:48:03] SirMonkeybox [453/552] has challenged pixelate [168/476] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:34:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/12/18 07:42:23] SirMonkeybox and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 18:41:54] Maria [163/326] has challenged SirMonkeybox [234/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to Maria's clock.
[06/13/18 18:46:42] Lios, LukeLR, and SirMonkeybox [1215/1944] have team battled blizgerg, Taffer, and mordac [1892/2878] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/18 03:35:02] pixelate, SirMonkeybox, and Maruiki [452/1287] have team battled pants, hannesenator, and freeboson [1675/3016] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/18 11:26:40] simple [221/886] has challenged SirMonkeybox [536/552] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:36:40 is added to simple's clock.
[06/18/18 08:42:43] SirMonkeybox [24/552] has challenged nickware [354/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/20/18 05:38:10] Murii, damyan, and SirMonkeybox [859/1824] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Asara, and tmberg [193/2798] and won! 0 days, 17:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/18 07:08:44] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:23 towards level 85.
[06/20/18 21:52:24] gildarts, SN4T14, SirMonkeybox, and Andries have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/18 22:18:43] cirdan [649/1005] has challenged SirMonkeybox [452/552] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:50:13 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/22/18 20:43:19] SirMonkeybox [31/552] has come upon Lemongrab [390/465] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:16 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/23/18 10:18:32] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:17 towards level 85.
[06/23/18 11:54:59] vox, xtort-, and Heisenberg [38/2383] have team battled qwerty, Lemongrab, and SirMonkeybox [147/1674] and lost! 0 days, 07:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 15:41:56] aismallard, SirMonkeybox, and Roxana [1871/2225] have team battled PinkiePie, dwfreed, and lipek [1353/2572] and won! 0 days, 07:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 18:06:33] Maruiki [145/304] has challenged SirMonkeybox [419/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to Maruiki's clock.
[06/24/18 17:26:55] SirMonkeybox reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SirMonkeybox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/18 22:31:52] SirMonkeybox [352/595] has challenged AbacusAvenger [821/876] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:50:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/25/18 00:33:59] aismallard [130/709] has come upon SirMonkeybox [440/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:28 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/25/18 22:16:05] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:59:50 from level 86.
[06/26/18 16:51:37] gildarts and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 17:51:59] mustek, LukeLR, and dindinx [195/2477] have team battled SirMonkeybox, TimWolla, and bobvador [1514/1686] and lost! 1 day, 02:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/18 00:16:54] canton7 [338/830] has challenged SirMonkeybox [145/595] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:34:48 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/27/18 21:24:21] freeboson [696/947] has challenged SirMonkeybox [128/595] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:05:40 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/27/18 22:39:04] SirMonkeybox, neurospex, HeavyPodda, and Maruiki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/18 01:15:24] Lemongrab, Gerdesas, and SirMonkeybox [1353/1657] have team battled abra0, moveax, and speedmann [512/2378] and won! 1 day, 11:10:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 06:18:34] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:55:17 towards level 86.
[06/29/18 05:37:39] SirMonkeybox and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 04:09:29] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:58 towards level 86.
[06/30/18 21:45:47] Wohali, greekman, and brycec [716/1979] have team battled Flonk, SirMonkeybox, and Iri [1888/1967] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/18 04:41:49] sigmg [43/737] has come upon SirMonkeybox [277/595] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:10:40 is added to sigmg's clock.
[07/02/18 19:45:04] SirMonkeybox and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 22:39:29] nickware [374/655] has come upon SirMonkeybox [238/595] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:58:38 is removed from nickware's clock.
[07/03/18 07:38:41] SirMonkeybox saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:51:40 from level 86.
[07/07/18 23:03:46] Smith [99/198] has challenged SirMonkeybox [548/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to Smith's clock.
[07/09/18 06:26:40] Milquetoast [681/947] has come upon SirMonkeybox [495/595] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:57:29 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/09/18 15:02:49] SirMonkeybox [103/595] has challenged Zaratustra [79/1137] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:16:21 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/10/18 01:16:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 00:25:33 toward level 86.
[07/10/18 07:42:14] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:36 towards level 86.
[07/10/18 11:51:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 10:05:45 from level 86.
[07/11/18 20:41:37] agrajag, SirMonkeybox, and zifnab06 [355/2141] have team battled grooverider, bigjay, and Psilocybe [1857/3358] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 21:57:55] ishanyx and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 23:19:09] SirMonkeybox and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 15:48:43] SirMonkeybox and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 19:02:17] LukeLR [273/674] has challenged SirMonkeybox [448/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:58:58 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[07/17/18 12:22:28] waifu [28/51] has challenged SirMonkeybox [575/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:08 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/18/18 02:23:49] Andries, ncarl747, and PinkiePie [449/2402] have team battled IndigoTiger, dwfreed, and SirMonkeybox [405/2224] and won! 2 days, 16:49:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/18 19:12:17] mordac [591/1118] has come upon SirMonkeybox [364/609] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:37:59 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/19/18 03:07:38] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:14 towards level 86.
[07/22/18 01:35:51] SirMonkeybox and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/18 12:57:49] RBecker [633/822] has come upon SirMonkeybox [581/609] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:52:25 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/22/18 18:22:10] adamchainz [91/602] has come upon SirMonkeybox [242/609] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:22:50 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/23/18 11:20:43] ToHellWithGA [966/1039] has challenged SirMonkeybox [129/609] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:04:37 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/25/18 05:16:19] FecklessGnome [87/175] has challenged SirMonkeybox [163/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to FecklessGnome's clock.
[07/26/18 21:25:39] SirMonkeybox [59/609] has challenged double [852/875] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:50:19 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/28/18 04:18:26] SirMonkeybox left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SirMonkeybox's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/18 11:24:02] SirMonkeybox [240/603] has challenged allo [81/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:35:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/28/18 13:21:05] Psilocybe, double, and SirMonkeybox [1120/2201] have team battled woonack, exotime, and dxtr [379/1291] and won! 0 days, 19:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 19:05:21] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:40 towards level 86.
[07/30/18 11:46:20] Majak [362/460] has come upon SirMonkeybox [445/603] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:51:11 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/30/18 15:08:43] SirMonkeybox, bozo, and suterismus [929/2417] have team battled Cypher, djm, and yano [2181/2629] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/18 06:30:19] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:07 from level 86.
[08/01/18 13:38:41] Leetistan [118/461] has come upon SirMonkeybox [72/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:56:50 is removed from Leetistan's clock.
[08/02/18 06:05:14] SirMonkeybox [30/603] has challenged pants [315/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/04/18 06:18:40] ruan [201/1206] has come upon SirMonkeybox [457/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:31:27 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/06/18 07:00:44] HellSpawn [12/87] has challenged SirMonkeybox [568/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/07/18 14:33:35] Killerkid [468/806] has come upon SirMonkeybox [141/603] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 10:46:05 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[08/08/18 21:45:30] SirMonkeybox [26/603] has come upon AbacusAvenger [514/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:44:58 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/09/18 07:45:03] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:45 towards level 86.
[08/10/18 15:17:42] SirMonkeybox [17/603] has challenged dclaw123 [223/1026] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:09:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/11/18 02:22:13] SirMonkeybox and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 14:00:20] SirMonkeybox and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 19:51:26] mwhahaha [929/955] has challenged SirMonkeybox [60/603] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/17/18 23:08:53] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:12:29 from level 86.
[08/18/18 16:12:10] SirMonkeybox [367/603] has challenged Taffer [161/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:57:12 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/18/18 20:16:16] Roxana [807/953] has come upon SirMonkeybox [411/603] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:47:34 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[08/19/18 02:11:33] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:51 towards level 86.
[08/19/18 07:18:03] SirMonkeybox [57/583] has challenged jrosmith [813/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:46:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/21/18 06:36:17] SirMonkeybox [3/583] has challenged WallIdl [101/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:34:29 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/21/18 06:47:03] useless [493/823] has challenged SirMonkeybox [272/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:27:43 is removed from useless's clock.
[08/21/18 07:38:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 8 days, 00:30:07 toward level 86.
[08/22/18 21:08:23] abra0 [295/1019] has challenged SirMonkeybox [291/583] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:40:37 is removed from abra0's clock.
[08/23/18 06:06:37] woonack [165/479] has come upon SirMonkeybox [371/583] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:11:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/23/18 06:26:07] SirMonkeybox [420/583] has challenged Cameron_D [1226/1623] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:27:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/27/18 18:18:43] PiotrekD [474/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [3/583] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:55:21 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[08/28/18 14:54:40] SirMonkeybox [426/583] has come upon ilbelkyr [258/921] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:13:14 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/29/18 00:19:24] acolarh [105/685] has challenged SirMonkeybox [159/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:59 is added to acolarh's clock.
[08/29/18 11:23:02] SirMonkeybox [275/583] has challenged Milquetoast [500/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/29/18 13:39:59] lagertonne [159/254] has challenged SirMonkeybox [522/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[08/29/18 17:00:48] mordac [64/1121] has come upon SirMonkeybox [383/583] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:58:21 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/29/18 17:24:40] SirMonkeybox reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SirMonkeybox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/18 22:37:02] pants [380/875] has come upon SirMonkeybox [379/588] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:00:18 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/31/18 02:35:54] Sharky4 [466/704] has challenged SirMonkeybox [217/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:50:52 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[08/31/18 19:31:00] SirMonkeybox was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:41:49 from level 86.
[08/31/18 23:18:40] Roxana stole SirMonkeybox's level 103 amulet while they were sleeping! Roxana leaves their old level 56 amulet behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[09/06/18 03:05:40] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:46:29 towards level 86.
[09/06/18 05:25:36] SirMonkeybox [190/536] has challenged Bradicus [16/744] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:55:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/06/18 22:31:00] SirMonkeybox [143/536] has challenged useless [311/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:48 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/06/18 23:56:50] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:51 towards level 86.
[09/07/18 03:32:50] SirMonkeybox and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/18 19:35:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 2 days, 12:11:00 toward level 86.
[09/08/18 21:52:49] SirMonkeybox ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:11:45 from level 86.
[09/09/18 06:45:38] SCSi [413/499] has come upon SirMonkeybox [279/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:23:50 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[09/10/18 05:19:16] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:23 towards level 86.
[09/10/18 14:59:07] SirMonkeybox and Vroomfondel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 16:08:26] Luamil [287/684] has challenged SirMonkeybox [461/536] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:37:25 is added to Luamil's clock.
[09/11/18 22:14:56] SpikeX, Lemelisk, and ohnx [18/3085] have team battled Ais, SirMonkeybox, and ilbelkyr [973/1932] and lost! 1 day, 12:38:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/18 23:53:34] max, SirMonkeybox, and Zaratustra [1104/2321] have team battled irix, mustek, and sjefen6 [1483/2539] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/18 21:18:04] SirMonkeybox [400/536] has challenged rxcomm [191/981] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:50 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/12/18 22:18:24] SirMonkeybox [101/536] has challenged IdleMaster [631/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:01 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/16/18 10:14:15] CornFly, dxtr, and Cypher [2580/3031] have team battled Lemelisk, SirMonkeybox, and manish17xxx [1828/2486] and won! 0 days, 10:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 04:19:37] elf, sjefen6, and idlerpgww [1511/2481] have team battled himuraken, kenyon, and SirMonkeybox [111/2823] and won! 4 days, 03:14:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 06:25:14] womblecat, SirMonkeybox, and HeavyPodda [581/2129] have team battled yano, M144, and zifnab06 [1205/1942] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/18 02:22:34] Misza, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [330/2196] have team battled m0shbear, Zaratustra, and HellSpawn [1584/2310] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/18 02:28:15] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:45 towards level 86.
[09/20/18 11:33:02] dxtr, Nistur, and SCSi [1557/1659] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Herb_Tarlek, and Zoddo [2192/2513] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/18 01:40:59] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:00 towards level 86.
[09/22/18 02:52:42] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:22:12 from level 86.
[09/22/18 05:57:24] FSM, SirMonkeybox, and Mayit [345/1188] have team battled Killerkid, AbacusAvenger, and D.Va [565/2678] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 21:07:49] petrichor [1175/1215] has come upon SirMonkeybox [282/536] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:05:26 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[09/22/18 21:34:34] blizgerg [656/1215] has come upon SirMonkeybox [103/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:32:36 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/23/18 10:12:14] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:57 towards level 86.
[09/23/18 15:50:05] SirMonkeybox, freeboson, and vrillusions [2574/2619] have team battled Syloq, brendan, and Psilocybe [1462/2611] and won! 0 days, 01:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 18:27:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 5 days, 00:52:37 toward level 86.
[09/24/18 11:23:54] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:58 from level 86.
[09/25/18 07:49:36] x0 [179/360] has come upon SirMonkeybox [118/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:06:15 is removed from x0's clock.
[09/27/18 09:37:27] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:36 towards level 86.
[09/27/18 17:37:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 11:16:23 toward level 86.
[09/28/18 16:27:58] elbie [339/716] has challenged SirMonkeybox [419/541] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:26:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/28/18 21:29:42] SirMonkeybox [339/541] has challenged vegadark [303/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:37:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/29/18 00:47:01] SirMonkeybox and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 02:57:59] SirMonkeybox [270/541] has challenged elbie [362/716] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:14:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/29/18 07:20:53] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:19:32 towards level 87.
[09/29/18 11:24:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 00:37:49 from level 87.
[09/29/18 13:16:18] FSM [394/421] has come upon SirMonkeybox [13/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:44:19 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/29/18 23:08:44] SirMonkeybox and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 23:48:18] Mayit [261/310] has come upon SirMonkeybox [217/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:11 is removed from Mayit's clock.
[09/30/18 04:26:30] BagelBites [78/111] has challenged SirMonkeybox [49/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:22 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[09/30/18 06:20:01] SirMonkeybox has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:34:06 from level 87.
[09/30/18 13:00:30] IRPG [274/278] has come upon SirMonkeybox [248/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:20:25 is removed from IRPG's clock.
[09/30/18 14:35:18] vox [398/1179] has come upon SirMonkeybox [300/541] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:00:36 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/01/18 14:19:33] SCSi [447/499] has come upon SirMonkeybox [256/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:01:11 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/01/18 14:19:33] SCSi has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 12 days, 12:24:14 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/02/18 14:57:37] SirMonkeybox got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 06:36:15 from level 87.
[10/02/18 20:10:44] SirMonkeybox [459/541] has come upon MrGlass [863/947] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 08:39:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/02/18 22:14:26] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 05:00:54 from level 87.
[10/03/18 02:48:47] SirMonkeybox and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/18 11:20:21] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 03:57:19 from level 87.
[10/03/18 22:41:43] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 17:28:40 towards level 87.
[10/03/18 22:48:15] SirMonkeybox and dxtr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 17:55:54] SirMonkeybox [315/541] has come upon bobvador [247/613] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 08:28:27 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/07/18 04:09:20] SirMonkeybox had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 18:21:14 towards level 87.
[10/07/18 05:43:44] Andries [142/745] has come upon SirMonkeybox [438/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:18 is added to Andries's clock.
[10/09/18 11:57:39] SirMonkeybox [212/541] has challenged sunri5e [1003/1150] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:47:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/10/18 09:05:14] suterismus [1169/1284] has challenged SirMonkeybox [330/541] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:42:31 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/10/18 22:18:47] JensRex, IRPG, and womblecat [1759/1977] have team battled brycec, acolarh, and SirMonkeybox [579/2471] and won! 0 days, 06:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 16:15:46] SirMonkeybox [447/541] has challenged mwhahaha [904/953] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:57:57 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/12/18 09:00:31] AncalagonThBlack, Zye, and ncarl747 [2288/2794] have team battled Beavis, Desspugne, and SirMonkeybox [996/1900] and won! 7 days, 14:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 10:59:19] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 23:59:30 towards level 87.
[10/13/18 04:44:06] SirMonkeybox left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SirMonkeybox's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/18 11:30:39] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:25:30 towards level 87.
[10/14/18 12:47:04] soltys [421/586] has come upon SirMonkeybox [403/535] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:32:32 is removed from soltys's clock.
[10/14/18 23:06:38] Roxana, alephnull, and petrichor [2482/3101] have team battled SirMonkeybox, canton7, and Curious_Onion [1173/1814] and won! 0 days, 13:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 04:21:26] yano [218/688] has come upon SirMonkeybox [161/535] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:55:18 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/15/18 15:26:26] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 23:36:34] SirMonkeybox [131/535] has come upon Cypher [38/1212] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 05:46:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/16/18 13:52:43] SirMonkeybox [144/535] has challenged Lnk [639/887] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:48:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/16/18 15:26:48] el, Pici, and SirMonkeybox [99/2565] have team battled Asara, PiotrekD, and Gizmokid2005 [1108/2959] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 21:55:20] SirMonkeybox [90/535] has challenged Tenorman [805/1051] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:25:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/17/18 07:17:53] SirMonkeybox and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/18 10:06:09] nuxdie [12/25] has challenged SirMonkeybox [495/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to nuxdie's clock.
[10/20/18 01:20:11] SirMonkeybox [526/535] has challenged RBecker [532/828] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:29:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/20/18 06:26:40] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:39:30 towards level 87.
[10/21/18 01:30:55] SirMonkeybox, SCSi, and Misza [535/2205] have team battled sheu, MadMan, and lipek [1217/2871] and lost! 1 day, 05:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/18 12:03:51] SirMonkeybox, ohnx, and el [834/2491] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, bootdisk, and Lnk [771/2779] and won! 2 days, 19:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 22:00:03] SirMonkeybox [290/535] has come upon waffles [8/496] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:23:19 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/24/18 09:53:04] Agent86 [34/672] has come upon SirMonkeybox [25/535] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:21:31 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[10/25/18 10:52:03] SirMonkeybox and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/18 04:38:20] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:36:50 towards level 87.
[10/26/18 05:14:07] RBecker [362/828] has come upon SirMonkeybox [21/535] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 04:50:55 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[10/26/18 21:37:30] bigjay, jrosmith, and SirMonkeybox [2420/2841] have team battled Zoddo, pants, and sjefen6 [1670/2858] and won! 0 days, 15:14:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 15:47:24] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:24:31 towards level 87.
[10/27/18 23:23:50] alephnull [247/638] has challenged SirMonkeybox [73/535] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:10:55 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[10/28/18 16:59:24] SirMonkeybox and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 02:33:30] PiotrekD [358/680] has come upon SirMonkeybox [347/535] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 12:49:29 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[10/29/18 10:13:42] Fluttershy, dwfreed, and shandor [1102/2071] have team battled xayto, SirMonkeybox, and jrosmith [268/2229] and won! 1 day, 21:32:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 08:34:10] vegadark, IllusiveMan_, and rxcomm [722/2073] have team battled khmerboy, SirMonkeybox, and Mateusz [1191/2102] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 13:32:20] MetaNova [353/1008] has come upon SirMonkeybox [419/535] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:29:01 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/30/18 14:17:43] IdleMaster [533/795] has come upon SirMonkeybox [478/535] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:50:44 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[10/30/18 19:39:25] shandor [385/567] has challenged SirMonkeybox [14/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:50:16 is removed from shandor's clock.
[10/31/18 22:03:02] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:25:27 from level 87.
[11/02/18 03:33:14] SirMonkeybox [309/535] has challenged xayto [771/801] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:59:57 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/03/18 09:00:00] ToHellWithGA [43/954] has come upon SirMonkeybox [177/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:45:51 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/04/18 00:42:57] dax [564/610] has challenged SirMonkeybox [294/535] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:20:28 is removed from dax's clock.
[11/04/18 09:05:40] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:42:57 towards level 87.
[11/05/18 03:03:25] SirMonkeybox [330/535] has come upon petrichor [788/1216] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:28:37 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/05/18 17:51:35] Zye [1156/1333] has challenged SirMonkeybox [56/535] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:04:43 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/06/18 14:10:24] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:40 towards level 87.
[11/06/18 22:53:40] SirMonkeybox and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/18 07:35:07] allo [61/557] has come upon SirMonkeybox [431/535] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:23:50 is added to allo's clock.
[11/07/18 10:18:06] MrGlass [146/958] has come upon SirMonkeybox [8/535] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 05:06:50 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[11/07/18 14:07:21] Yuhno, Asara, and sunri5e [1820/3277] have team battled acolarh, SirMonkeybox, and suterismus [2086/2486] and lost! 4 days, 00:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/18 00:18:56] SirMonkeybox and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/18 03:55:59] maria420 [10/113] has challenged SirMonkeybox [47/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to maria420's clock.
[11/08/18 18:02:55] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:07:21 towards level 87.
[11/10/18 04:14:45] crysys [110/753] has challenged SirMonkeybox [112/535] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:33:44 is added to crysys's clock.
[11/11/18 09:22:06] SirMonkeybox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/18 19:23:05] SirMonkeybox [55/535] has challenged freeboson [726/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:44:23 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/12/18 03:18:31] idlerpgww [381/591] has come upon SirMonkeybox [422/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:58:08 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[11/12/18 04:13:38] Syloq, agrajag, and Ttech [2555/3207] have team battled nickware, Tenorman, and SirMonkeybox [21/2489] and won! 0 days, 17:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 05:25:22] SirMonkeybox [407/535] has challenged petrichor [932/1216] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:05:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/12/18 18:51:06] Khorne, zid, and mordac [490/3333] have team battled SirMonkeybox, JensRex, and FSM [1970/2111] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/18 20:28:42] SirMonkeybox [503/535] has challenged suterismus [662/1277] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:15:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/13/18 05:02:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 33 days, 16:51:08 toward level 87.
[11/13/18 11:33:57] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:48:52 from level 87.
[11/14/18 07:44:54] Roxana [973/1265] has come upon SirMonkeybox [440/535] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:08:55 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[11/16/18 03:40:42] shandor [227/567] has come upon SirMonkeybox [500/535] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:34:59 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/16/18 09:44:42] SirMonkeybox and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/18 09:53:28] SirMonkeybox [376/535] has challenged Zye [291/1333] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:16:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/18/18 08:44:30] Crazycatlady, ToHellWithGA, and neurospex [1852/2728] have team battled damyan, Bahhumbug, and SirMonkeybox [1258/2092] and won! 2 days, 13:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/18 03:02:44] Brady [717/909] has come upon SirMonkeybox [494/535] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:39:44 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/19/18 09:01:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 5 days, 07:18:37 toward level 87.
[11/20/18 02:19:59] SirMonkeybox left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SirMonkeybox's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/18 06:21:40] Pici [1073/1115] has come upon SirMonkeybox [74/531] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:59:18 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/23/18 00:23:38] SirMonkeybox [127/531] has challenged elf [304/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:57 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/23/18 01:23:52] SirMonkeybox [132/531] has challenged Zoddo [1093/1097] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:43:14 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/24/18 01:51:59] Syloq [519/589] has come upon SirMonkeybox [62/531] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:22:50 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[11/25/18 08:55:52] psycho [315/378] has come upon SirMonkeybox [396/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:28 is added to psycho's clock.
[11/25/18 11:22:13] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:47 towards level 87.
[11/25/18 11:49:34] allo [216/568] has come upon SirMonkeybox [480/531] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 15:01:39 is added to allo's clock.
[11/25/18 13:27:17] freeboson [599/891] has come upon SirMonkeybox [154/531] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:08:07 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/25/18 14:00:56] SirMonkeybox and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/18 16:38:01] neurospex [841/1197] has challenged SirMonkeybox [198/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:20 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/25/18 20:49:17] SirMonkeybox and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 11:58:12] freeboson, Lnk, and dakafal [1416/2078] have team battled KeboDK, Beavis, and SirMonkeybox [2588/2601] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/18 05:06:14] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:54 towards level 87.
[11/28/18 11:59:42] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:02 towards level 87.
[11/28/18 18:03:37] ncarl747, D.Va, and SirMonkeybox [1154/2109] have team battled ruan, idlerpgww, and Tenorman [1502/2870] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/18 00:00:48] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:06 from level 87.
[11/30/18 13:12:27] dclaw123 [898/1021] has challenged SirMonkeybox [99/531] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[11/30/18 13:53:11] IndigoTiger [613/884] has come upon SirMonkeybox [479/531] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:55:08 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/30/18 13:56:36] IndigoTiger [745/884] has come upon SirMonkeybox [300/531] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:38:02 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/30/18 23:39:38] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:07 towards level 87.
[12/01/18 17:13:03] SirMonkeybox and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 02:38:25] Heisenberg [454/704] has come upon SirMonkeybox [223/531] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:48:26 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/18 13:12:56] SirMonkeybox [416/531] has challenged SlowRiot [671/963] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/04/18 17:43:33] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:34:18 from level 88.
[12/05/18 22:21:39] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of their weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/18 23:23:20] crudd [495/565] has come upon SirMonkeybox [278/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:19 is removed from crudd's clock.
[12/06/18 00:22:52] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:44:10 from level 88.
[12/06/18 04:37:52] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:50:32 towards level 88.
[12/06/18 18:21:35] SirMonkeybox and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 04:59:46] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 05:25:06 from level 88.
[12/07/18 08:33:10] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:46:51 towards level 88.
[12/07/18 08:43:58] Brady [20/912] has come upon SirMonkeybox [246/534] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:43:16 is added to Brady's clock.
[12/07/18 13:57:19] Vroomfondel [120/639] has come upon SirMonkeybox [102/534] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:36:48 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[12/07/18 14:26:56] Lemelisk [596/1341] has come upon SirMonkeybox [464/534] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:05:24 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/07/18 15:43:28] agrajag [988/999] has challenged SirMonkeybox [504/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:55:57 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[12/07/18 20:44:42] Emar [165/360] has challenged SirMonkeybox [98/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:08 is removed from Emar's clock.
[12/07/18 22:39:37] GilbertErik [412/667] has come upon SirMonkeybox [157/534] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:33:00 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[12/09/18 00:05:08] SirMonkeybox and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 13:10:45] m0shbear [470/792] has come upon SirMonkeybox [171/534] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:09:30 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/12/18 11:32:49] SirMonkeybox and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 12:55:52] SirMonkeybox, theZoMBiE, and elbie [239/1949] have team battled rxcomm, yano, and Fluttershy [210/2797] and won! 1 day, 14:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 17:03:22] SCSi [124/526] has come upon SirMonkeybox [373/534] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:47:22 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/12/18 17:57:10] SirMonkeybox, lipek, and AbacusAvenger [1333/2639] have team battled M144, rxcomm, and Tor [1037/2758] and won! 5 days, 23:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 18:34:04] brendan, SlowRiot, and waffles [2991/3015] have team battled SirMonkeybox, AbacusAvenger, and Flonk [1066/2323] and won! 0 days, 02:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 11:56:41] manish17xxx [692/736] has challenged SirMonkeybox [241/534] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:15:11 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[12/14/18 07:01:07] SirMonkeybox [81/534] has challenged Killerkid [812/1069] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:38:17 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/15/18 13:41:35] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:05:43 from level 88.
[12/15/18 15:38:53] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:26:35 towards level 88.
[12/16/18 20:31:45] SirMonkeybox, dindinx, kenyon, and grooverider have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/18 22:56:22] FSM, SirMonkeybox, and elf [855/2310] have team battled mwhahaha, Killerkid, and HeavyPodda [1093/3037] and lost! 1 day, 16:41:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/18 05:04:53] pants [674/961] has challenged SirMonkeybox [523/534] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:21:25 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/17/18 06:34:35] max [654/874] has come upon SirMonkeybox [467/534] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:22:20 is removed from max's clock.
[12/17/18 09:41:50] SirMonkeybox and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 04:22:27] zankore [642/1057] has challenged SirMonkeybox [386/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:54 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/18/18 06:22:56] waifu [360/711] has challenged SirMonkeybox [441/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:58 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/18/18 17:44:34] brycec, Zye, and Asara [3731/4080] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Tenorman, and Nofew [1002/2639] and won! 2 days, 19:58:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 18:31:09] PiotrekD [140/706] has challenged SirMonkeybox [403/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:23 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[12/20/18 07:52:48] SirMonkeybox and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/18 14:00:24] sjefen6 [660/891] has come upon SirMonkeybox [341/534] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:46:59 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/20/18 23:34:52] Comstock [117/192] has challenged SirMonkeybox [325/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to Comstock's clock.
[12/21/18 10:50:28] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:30:06 towards level 88.
[12/22/18 02:12:47] SirMonkeybox and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 17:43:15] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:54:02 towards level 88.
[12/22/18 21:03:36] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:19:08 towards level 88.
[12/24/18 20:12:35] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:33:39 from level 88.
[12/25/18 06:03:00] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:17 towards level 88.
[12/26/18 10:35:04] Cameron_D, SirMonkeybox, and Ttech [3811/3837] have team battled spillere, manish17xxx, and zid [2316/2360] and won! 0 days, 03:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 11:29:25] SirMonkeybox fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:15 from level 88.
[12/27/18 08:11:44] SirMonkeybox and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 11:15:41] SirMonkeybox [346/539] has challenged bp [221/520] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:15:42 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/27/18 15:06:51] SirMonkeybox and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 21:15:25] SirMonkeybox left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SirMonkeybox's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/18 17:07:51] buksi [629/707] has challenged SirMonkeybox [163/534] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:42:14 is removed from buksi's clock.
[12/28/18 18:16:52] SirMonkeybox saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:31 from level 88.
[12/29/18 08:36:09] IdleMaster, m0shbear, and Lnk [77/2614] have team battled suterismus, Bradicus, and SirMonkeybox [1851/2620] and lost! 1 day, 20:27:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 18:13:23] SirMonkeybox had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:12 towards level 88.
[12/30/18 22:03:14] brendan [1327/1487] has come upon SirMonkeybox [396/534] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:59:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/30/18 22:35:07] Bradicus [660/780] has challenged SirMonkeybox [7/534] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:25:00 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[12/31/18 00:05:42] SirMonkeybox ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:10 from level 88.
[12/31/18 19:19:26] pants [728/961] has come upon SirMonkeybox [449/534] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:09:20 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/01/19 06:35:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 5 days, 00:07:34 toward level 88.
[01/02/19 11:42:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 2 days, 01:30:23 toward level 88.
[01/02/19 14:51:17] spillere, SirMonkeybox, and canton7 [947/2057] have team battled manish17xxx, xonic, and Iceman [1006/1522] and lost! 0 days, 14:13:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/19 17:56:28] SirMonkeybox [411/534] has challenged hannesenator [467/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/04/19 01:38:07] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:49 towards level 88.
[01/05/19 08:05:34] Mirc0p [33/748] has challenged SirMonkeybox [147/534] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:13:12 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/06/19 04:54:35] SirMonkeybox [382/534] has challenged KeboDK [140/1069] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:04:24 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/06/19 05:10:27] astropoint [863/866] has challenged SirMonkeybox [23/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:24:39 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[01/06/19 18:38:46] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:35:24 towards level 89.
[01/07/19 01:40:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 36 days, 22:33:20 toward level 89.
[01/07/19 02:15:25] Jay_of_Delucia [207/437] has challenged SirMonkeybox [408/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:40 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[01/07/19 13:40:20] dindinx [571/922] has come upon SirMonkeybox [356/534] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:14:23 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/07/19 13:40:20] dindinx has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:27:42 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/07/19 14:12:24] SirMonkeybox and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 21:20:03] SirMonkeybox [124/534] has challenged xit [32/1000] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:12:02 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/08/19 09:51:51] idlerpgww [523/750] has come upon SirMonkeybox [105/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:58 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[01/09/19 08:59:12] SirMonkeybox and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 04:34:18] WackyWonny [211/238] has challenged SirMonkeybox [259/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to WackyWonny's clock.
[01/10/19 08:21:38] tmberg, Xenofex, and D.Va [663/2543] have team battled suterismus, Fluttershy, and SirMonkeybox [2705/2897] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 03:58:36] Beefcan [137/179] has challenged SirMonkeybox [410/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/11/19 15:42:14] SirMonkeybox [268/534] has challenged Ttech [1418/1693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:15:33 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/12/19 08:27:38] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:40 towards level 89.
[01/12/19 13:19:33] lagertonne [395/668] has come upon SirMonkeybox [306/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:11:26 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[01/12/19 15:11:38] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:00 towards level 89.
[01/13/19 09:47:06] kork [6/370] has come upon SirMonkeybox [243/534] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:59:34 is added to kork's clock.
[01/15/19 17:35:49] shandor, Tenorman, and Killerkid [1150/2696] have team battled sjefen6, SirMonkeybox, and astropoint [231/2331] and won! 0 days, 05:21:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 23:27:32] Beavis [1062/1079] has challenged SirMonkeybox [285/534] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:48:02 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[01/18/19 05:55:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 2 days, 16:22:16 toward level 89.
[01/18/19 13:03:02] SirMonkeybox and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 06:03:51] Jay_of_Delucia [171/442] has come upon SirMonkeybox [531/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:44 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[01/20/19 09:43:11] mwhahaha [653/955] has come upon SirMonkeybox [137/534] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:30:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/20/19 10:36:10] SirMonkeybox [102/564] has challenged elf [471/1184] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/20/19 12:35:47] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:37:37 from level 90.
[01/20/19 18:41:07] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:00:22 towards level 90.
[01/23/19 11:38:02] aismallard [64/742] has come upon SirMonkeybox [543/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:01 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/24/19 06:10:14] autist [336/391] has come upon SirMonkeybox [468/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:12 is added to autist's clock.
[01/24/19 18:04:16] dwfreed [255/367] has come upon SirMonkeybox [430/564] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:59:45 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/24/19 22:34:31] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:15:00 from level 90.
[01/25/19 01:49:30] Misza [1034/1220] has come upon SirMonkeybox [137/564] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:14:46 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/25/19 17:51:36] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:39:26 towards level 90.
[01/26/19 09:39:01] SirMonkeybox was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:46:12 from level 90.
[01/26/19 12:02:28] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 08:38:58 towards level 90.
[01/26/19 16:34:29] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:29:23 towards level 90.
[01/27/19 01:53:52] SirMonkeybox [27/564] has challenged manish17xxx [405/758] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:36:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/27/19 19:19:04] IndigoTiger, Mars, and aismallard [453/2695] have team battled h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and SirMonkeybox [497/1545] and lost! 0 days, 19:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/19 11:01:34] IndigoTiger [219/914] has come upon SirMonkeybox [407/564] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:53:48 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[01/28/19 13:34:23] Nuae [199/279] has challenged SirMonkeybox [548/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to Nuae's clock.
[01/30/19 16:40:03] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:40:31 from level 90.
[01/30/19 17:06:33] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:49:07 towards level 90.
[01/31/19 05:40:21] sigmg [640/732] has challenged SirMonkeybox [415/564] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:45:38 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[02/01/19 01:43:49] SirMonkeybox, kork, and pfoley [1583/1606] have team battled allo, bigjay, and Heisenberg [1768/2746] and lost! 7 days, 12:20:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 03:42:25] SirMonkeybox and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 08:49:15] manish17xxx, SirMonkeybox, and bigjay [2698/2757] have team battled IndigoTiger, Khorne, and Misza [2728/3174] and lost! 3 days, 13:24:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 10:23:28] SirMonkeybox [364/564] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [166/754] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:04:53 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/02/19 04:27:40] SirMonkeybox [78/564] has challenged Psilocybe [253/753] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:47:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/02/19 10:06:49] spillere [535/596] has come upon SirMonkeybox [367/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:17:58 is removed from spillere's clock.
[02/03/19 03:51:25] HellSpawn, Reilly, and apiw [1582/1732] have team battled Cameron_D, SirMonkeybox, and zygren [2585/2649] and lost! 1 day, 19:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/19 04:23:20] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:57:08 towards level 90.
[02/05/19 06:45:05] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:59:48 towards level 90.
[02/05/19 08:10:05] Roxana [240/1141] has come upon SirMonkeybox [561/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:29:18 is added to Roxana's clock.
[02/05/19 20:17:10] SirMonkeybox and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 17:36:47] Andries [495/767] has come upon SirMonkeybox [324/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:44:53 is removed from Andries's clock.
[02/07/19 00:41:35] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:46:30 from level 90.
[02/07/19 03:55:03] Hypino stole SirMonkeybox's level 56 amulet while they were sleeping! Hypino leaves their old level 39 amulet behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/10/19 01:24:37] pixelate [417/480] has come upon SirMonkeybox [529/545] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:34:56 is added to pixelate's clock.
[02/10/19 03:01:18] Roxana, bebbet, and Crazycatlady [462/2364] have team battled LordH, hannesenator, and SirMonkeybox [179/2836] and won! 0 days, 14:25:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 15:32:25] zhalla [63/365] has challenged SirMonkeybox [362/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to zhalla's clock.
[02/11/19 18:21:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 29 days, 10:54:12 toward level 90.
[02/11/19 21:35:03] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:36 towards level 90.
[02/12/19 09:22:25] Nuae, SirMonkeybox, and vegadark [1179/1647] have team battled dclaw123, Sixbierehomme, and AbacusAvenger [302/2673] and won! 0 days, 14:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 09:59:55] SirMonkeybox, brycec, Sam, and IndigoTiger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/19 11:11:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 13:21:11 toward level 90.
[02/12/19 17:20:38] SirMonkeybox had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:16 towards level 90.
[02/13/19 17:03:37] mistaEvO8 [539/549] has come upon SirMonkeybox [267/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:58:52 is removed from mistaEvO8's clock.
[02/13/19 17:17:38] SirMonkeybox [173/545] has challenged astropoint [330/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/14/19 20:33:24] rxcomm [739/1096] has come upon SirMonkeybox [437/545] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:11:42 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[02/14/19 20:48:48] xit, Lnk, and SirMonkeybox [1625/2393] have team battled agrajag, Eldoreth, and Zaratustra [3033/3189] and lost! 1 day, 02:01:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/19 18:59:01] x0, Sharky4, and Pogor [1510/1892] have team battled SirMonkeybox, DrJosh9000, and Brainiac [1291/1837] and won! 0 days, 00:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 20:43:21] Tor [359/1157] has challenged SirMonkeybox [346/545] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:48:21 is removed from Tor's clock.
[03/01/19 00:37:45] SirMonkeybox and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 14:31:49] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:01:31 from level 90.
[03/01/19 14:57:22] Misza, rxcomm, and Cameron_D [321/3959] have team battled SirMonkeybox, borsin, and Cysioland [736/1387] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/19 03:46:45] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:57 towards level 90.
[03/02/19 07:46:18] SirMonkeybox and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 20:43:29] SirMonkeybox [62/545] has come upon freeboson [492/897] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:55:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/03/19 00:51:24] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and Birdbones [1857/2417] have team battled sigmg, h00k, and irix [2020/2365] and lost! 2 days, 03:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/19 00:55:16] csc2ya [236/467] has challenged SirMonkeybox [170/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:06:00 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[03/03/19 13:58:24] SirMonkeybox [5/545] has challenged Sixbierehomme [526/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:27:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/03/19 16:15:52] cirdan [414/1010] has challenged SirMonkeybox [226/545] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:14:26 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/03/19 23:12:54] SirMonkeybox and zhalla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 20:06:19] IndigoTiger [200/914] has come upon SirMonkeybox [216/545] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:20:29 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/08/19 03:55:10] SirMonkeybox and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/19 08:51:11] yano [507/697] has come upon SirMonkeybox [496/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:34:38 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/08/19 12:04:49] Sixbierehomme and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/19 23:27:02] woonack [131/479] has challenged SirMonkeybox [450/545] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:51:56 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/09/19 07:28:37] Sixbierehomme [278/792] has challenged SirMonkeybox [38/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:24:23 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[03/09/19 11:29:24] ishanyx [46/623] has challenged SirMonkeybox [279/545] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:25:40 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[03/10/19 00:32:01] astropoint [263/883] has challenged SirMonkeybox [529/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:06:12 is added to astropoint's clock.
[03/10/19 03:43:19] SirMonkeybox, KeboDK, and wMw [985/1830] have team battled csc2ya, Herb_Tarlek, and pixelate [1164/1853] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/19 09:10:09] tmberg stole SirMonkeybox's level 59 pair of boots while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves their old level 58 pair of boots behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[03/12/19 13:28:38] Lemongrab, Nistur, and brendan [2078/2928] have team battled moaz, SirMonkeybox, and IllusiveMan_ [585/1473] and won! 2 days, 06:12:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/19 16:28:59] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:27 towards level 90.
[03/14/19 01:51:44] simple [215/1169] has challenged SirMonkeybox [427/544] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:56:22 is added to simple's clock.
[03/14/19 05:09:44] Xenofex, Nofew, and SirMonkeybox [621/2115] have team battled PiotrekD, Killerkid, and dayman [182/2313] and won! 1 day, 00:43:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/19 15:23:11] elf [1046/1194] has come upon SirMonkeybox [85/544] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:27:09 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/15/19 19:10:03] SirMonkeybox was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:52:12 from level 90.
[03/17/19 00:55:02] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:10 towards level 90.
[03/17/19 14:21:12] bootdisk [290/1328] has come upon SirMonkeybox [438/544] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:22:15 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/17/19 23:40:43] Milquetoast [978/1006] has come upon SirMonkeybox [355/544] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 09:58:24 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/18/19 01:43:50] Faker [120/221] has come upon SirMonkeybox [412/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:25 is added to Faker's clock.
[03/18/19 02:44:54] autist [134/387] has come upon SirMonkeybox [53/544] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:48 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/01/19 10:38:46] IdleMaster, Sharky4, and J [466/2246] have team battled SirMonkeybox, manish17xxx, and moaz [1600/1710] and lost! 4 days, 02:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/19 13:17:32] Zaratustra, csc2ya, and SirMonkeybox [1659/2187] have team battled alephnull, IllusiveMan_, and Sharky4 [1142/2114] and won! 2 days, 12:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 16:30:50] SirMonkeybox and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 17:13:08] SirMonkeybox was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:30:24 from level 90.
[04/03/19 11:03:56] PlasmaStar [312/335] has challenged SirMonkeybox [464/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[04/04/19 16:55:21] Walter, h00k, and Pici [1465/2236] have team battled tmberg, SirMonkeybox, and meskio [450/2221] and won! 0 days, 03:06:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/19 22:18:48] SirMonkeybox lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:21 from level 90.
[04/05/19 06:03:08] bookworm [261/341] has come upon SirMonkeybox [240/544] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:29:11 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[04/05/19 22:52:57] kenyon [1091/1132] has challenged SirMonkeybox [365/544] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:28:44 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/06/19 15:33:47] SirMonkeybox has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:10:25 from level 90.
[04/07/19 00:52:43] dayman, Roxana, and Tor [2310/2827] have team battled SirMonkeybox, HellSpawn, and idlerpgww [1359/1723] and won! 1 day, 09:10:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/19 13:01:32] Asara [882/1140] has challenged SirMonkeybox [434/544] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:16:30 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/07/19 21:03:27] SirMonkeybox [360/544] has challenged J [280/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/07/19 21:50:59] SirMonkeybox, xayto, and IllusiveMan_ [1075/1830] have team battled skarlso, idlerpgww, and Killerkid [1144/2243] and lost! 0 days, 20:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/19 15:12:29] SirMonkeybox, Lemongrab, and shandor [1679/1887] have team battled elf, woonack, and suterismus [57/3002] and won! 0 days, 07:07:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 12:32:28] SirMonkeybox, DrJosh9000, and RBecker [893/1944] have team battled PiotrekD, Eldoreth, and dxrt [816/2578] and won! 1 day, 20:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 12:36:08] xayto [291/761] has come upon SirMonkeybox [129/544] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:27:46 is removed from xayto's clock.
[04/12/19 20:48:47] Greg [260/345] has challenged SirMonkeybox [380/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to Greg's clock.
[04/15/19 20:37:51] sheu [359/531] has come upon SirMonkeybox [87/544] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:43:59 is removed from sheu's clock.
[04/16/19 00:22:17] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and djm [1103/2163] have team battled Ratigan, nickware, and bisco [997/2119] and won! 1 day, 03:16:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 13:16:46] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:47 towards level 90.
[04/16/19 19:52:14] SirMonkeybox [312/544] has challenged nickware [471/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/17/19 03:48:36] Ironhoof, sheu, and Ravenloft [1244/1837] have team battled SirMonkeybox, algernon, and petrichor [956/2147] and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 22:37:42] Aahz [81/228] has challenged SirMonkeybox [463/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to Aahz's clock.
[04/19/19 00:17:37] SirMonkeybox, ohnx, and manish17xxx [1834/2125] have team battled blabber, Birdbones, and dclaw123 [507/2828] and won! 0 days, 06:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 03:04:48] SirMonkeybox [492/544] has challenged zid [480/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/19/19 22:40:28] SirMonkeybox [523/544] has challenged idlerpgww [586/730] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/20/19 16:13:08] SirMonkeybox [286/544] has challenged Scornn [410/437] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:47:46 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/22/19 10:04:13] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:36:30 towards level 91.
[04/22/19 14:42:52] Ravenloft [169/261] has challenged SirMonkeybox [239/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[04/23/19 00:06:09] Roxana [577/1142] has come upon SirMonkeybox [324/544] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:26:20 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[04/23/19 03:29:22] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:55:34 towards level 91.
[04/23/19 05:26:59] Sharky4 [93/807] has challenged SirMonkeybox [123/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:52:22 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/23/19 16:29:30] Milquetoast [447/972] has challenged SirMonkeybox [525/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:15 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[04/24/19 11:50:36] SirMonkeybox and jvoisin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/19 17:58:41] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:49:53 towards level 91.
[04/26/19 05:42:45] Mirc0p [276/730] has come upon SirMonkeybox [329/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:46 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[04/27/19 00:47:33] SirMonkeybox [57/544] has come upon vrillusions [871/1203] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:19:03 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/27/19 06:04:24] rtfm [243/290] has challenged SirMonkeybox [204/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:48 is removed from rtfm's clock.
[04/27/19 14:42:47] dax, JuanMaestro, and lipek [2620/2797] have team battled SirMonkeybox, max, and LapTop006 [134/1737] and won! 4 days, 12:19:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 15:46:43] SirMonkeybox and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 17:18:02] butlerian, JensRex, and SirMonkeybox [1997/2084] have team battled ishanyx, Sundance, and sunri5e [1262/2465] and won! 0 days, 01:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/19 10:55:34] SirMonkeybox [311/544] has challenged shandor [398/580] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:27:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/28/19 17:57:09] apiw [375/848] has challenged SirMonkeybox [387/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:39:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/28/19 22:38:38] Globalirc, SirMonkeybox, and Cameron_D [2127/3110] have team battled RBecker, ishanyx, and brycec [2022/2666] and won! 12 days, 09:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/19 19:06:20] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:33:28 towards level 91.
[04/29/19 22:03:23] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:49:07 towards level 91.
[04/29/19 22:03:38] Sundance [113/524] has challenged SirMonkeybox [250/544] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:49:48 is added to Sundance's clock.
[04/30/19 00:04:06] SirMonkeybox [446/544] has challenged Pici [729/1187] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:29:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/01/19 05:06:44] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:30:46 towards level 91.
[05/01/19 08:16:21] Pici, khmerboy, and SirMonkeybox [1878/2486] have team battled Bradicus, BagelBites, and ohnx [1148/2445] and won! 0 days, 03:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 21:41:26] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:15:01 towards level 91.
[05/03/19 00:39:39] SirMonkeybox ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:42:50 from level 91.
[05/03/19 14:57:39] WallIdl, sunri5e, and kenyon [2184/3199] have team battled irix, SirMonkeybox, and Oooooog [421/2178] and won! 1 day, 01:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 05:27:48] AbacusAvenger [778/878] has challenged SirMonkeybox [92/544] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:21:48 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[05/04/19 10:23:39] Nistur [611/763] has come upon SirMonkeybox [358/544] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:27:24 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[05/04/19 12:20:16] SirMonkeybox and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 19:38:49] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:52:57 towards level 91.
[05/05/19 22:32:40] bebbet [536/563] has come upon SirMonkeybox [365/544] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:11:04 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[05/05/19 23:37:55] CornFly [726/1165] has challenged SirMonkeybox [333/544] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:07:15 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/07/19 21:48:48] SirMonkeybox and zhalla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 10:21:12] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:53:55 from level 91.
[05/09/19 07:31:27] pixelate [82/487] has come upon SirMonkeybox [483/544] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:14:20 is added to pixelate's clock.
[05/10/19 13:13:30] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:28 towards level 91.
[05/13/19 17:57:41] SirMonkeybox and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 02:50:08] SirMonkeybox and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 06:25:42] SirMonkeybox, AngryParsley, and cirdan [20/2707] have team battled BagelBites, RBecker, and SCSi [1927/2110] and lost! 3 days, 17:55:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/19 05:44:27] Misza [395/1271] has come upon SirMonkeybox [330/544] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:19:13 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/15/19 07:02:15] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:46:55 towards level 91.
[05/15/19 09:31:00] SirMonkeybox [418/544] has challenged Faker [299/315] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:35:32 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/15/19 14:32:13] Flonk [775/939] has challenged SirMonkeybox [282/544] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:36:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[05/15/19 17:23:14] PlasmaStar [320/397] has challenged SirMonkeybox [118/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:11 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[05/18/19 02:46:24] SirMonkeybox [526/544] has challenged Nechayev [77/745] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:38:13 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/18/19 13:01:21] gdm [60/255] has come upon SirMonkeybox [91/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:21 is added to gdm's clock.
[05/18/19 14:21:06] WallIdl, KeboDK, and IllusiveMan_ [377/2152] have team battled dayman, Ratigan, and SirMonkeybox [1888/1930] and lost! 1 day, 02:40:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/19 02:51:59] SirMonkeybox [381/544] has challenged Bkid [277/762] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:44:35 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/19/19 21:41:53] SirMonkeybox [151/544] has come upon Nechayev [479/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:55:25 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/20/19 11:23:46] algernon [410/419] has come upon SirMonkeybox [415/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:33:14 is added to algernon's clock.
[05/20/19 15:11:40] IllusiveMan_, Lemongrab, and SirMonkeybox [1469/1840] have team battled Mars, nickware, and PlasmaStar [649/2690] and won! 4 days, 01:09:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 04:54:26] KeboDK, SirMonkeybox, and Psilocybe [846/2009] have team battled Xenthys, agrajag, and Ttech [500/3759] and won! 2 days, 01:02:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 12:05:07] SirMonkeybox [114/544] has challenged MetaNova [318/1030] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:25:42 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/22/19 23:48:10] SirMonkeybox [468/544] has come upon Nechayev [695/762] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:11:13 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/23/19 03:46:12] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:41 towards level 91.
[05/24/19 14:09:46] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:02:07 towards level 91.
[05/24/19 19:23:29] Zaratustra [32/1164] has challenged SirMonkeybox [345/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:53:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/19 00:15:25] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:21 towards level 91.
[05/25/19 11:40:56] Lemelisk [492/1386] has come upon SirMonkeybox [251/544] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:52:28 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[05/25/19 17:28:34] SirMonkeybox [114/544] has challenged sjefen6 [396/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:29:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/26/19 04:19:38] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:52 towards level 91.
[05/26/19 12:33:53] JensRex, mordac, and SirMonkeybox [2302/3090] have team battled Nechayev, KeboDK, and womblecat [856/2116] and won! 0 days, 23:30:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 13:33:13] SirMonkeybox [379/544] has challenged borsin [466/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:49:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/27/19 03:36:28] Tenorman [757/1160] has challenged SirMonkeybox [60/544] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:34:06 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/28/19 05:14:58] SirMonkeybox and Antium have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/19 05:47:55] Eldoreth [846/1009] has challenged SirMonkeybox [253/547] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:36:20 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/30/19 07:21:19] Sullivan [6/7] has challenged SirMonkeybox [408/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[05/30/19 13:38:44] Xenofex [308/793] has come upon SirMonkeybox [189/547] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:49:58 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[05/30/19 15:23:24] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:42 towards level 91.
[06/01/19 10:53:26] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:49 towards level 91.
[06/03/19 00:25:28] SirMonkeybox [96/547] has challenged AbacusAvenger [695/878] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:14:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/03/19 04:00:46] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:36:05 towards level 92.
[06/18/19 03:44:06] Iceman, SirMonkeybox, and The_Joker [700/1885] have team battled Brainiac, damyan, and sjefen6 [1515/2320] and lost! 0 days, 14:56:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/19 01:38:11] phraktyl [87/281] has challenged SirMonkeybox [20/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:36:41 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[06/19/19 08:56:59] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 00:10:15 towards level 92.
[06/21/19 02:58:12] SirMonkeybox, Mateusz, and aismallard [2134/2370] have team battled meskio, GilbertErik, and Lemongrab [135/2284] and won! 0 days, 18:04:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 00:33:16] CoarseHorse, bootdisk, and Equinox [1558/1706] have team battled Majak, SirMonkeybox, and Lemelisk [1381/2524] and won! 0 days, 09:53:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 05:08:15] SirMonkeybox [240/547] has challenged strife [134/421] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:47:08 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/24/19 23:03:10] elbie, butlerian, and SirMonkeybox [1516/2006] have team battled FSM, rxcomm, and bebbet [1496/2613] and won! 1 day, 07:47:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 11:08:55] bigjay [933/1487] has challenged SirMonkeybox [125/547] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:09:38 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[06/26/19 01:44:36] Psilocybe [26/759] has come upon SirMonkeybox [4/547] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:53:33 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/26/19 14:04:31] csc2ya [423/471] has come upon SirMonkeybox [139/547] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:04:23 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[07/02/19 23:26:25] SirMonkeybox, wMw, canton7, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/19 01:44:24] nickware [744/1151] has come upon SirMonkeybox [110/547] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 22:28:24 is removed from nickware's clock.
[07/03/19 16:34:31] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:05:43 towards level 92.
[07/03/19 20:10:08] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:30:36 towards level 92.
[07/04/19 12:43:51] SirMonkeybox and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/19 19:41:16] Lemelisk [1075/1356] has come upon SirMonkeybox [312/547] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:04:36 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[07/05/19 01:03:09] TimWolla [226/922] has challenged SirMonkeybox [398/547] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:38:51 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[07/07/19 20:37:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:42:11 from level 92.
[07/08/19 20:34:44] SirMonkeybox [109/547] has challenged agrajag [471/1288] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:55:42 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/10/19 07:44:45] suterismus [785/1357] has come upon SirMonkeybox [238/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:13:21 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/10/19 10:48:43] Athos [4/274] has challenged SirMonkeybox [32/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to Athos's clock.
[07/10/19 11:43:25] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:35 towards level 92.
[07/10/19 13:26:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 34 days, 02:41:44 toward level 92.
[07/11/19 12:21:08] Clearcasting [396/623] has come upon SirMonkeybox [168/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:42:38 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[07/17/19 09:20:24] sjefen6 [110/610] has challenged SirMonkeybox [233/547] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:45:38 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/22/19 23:27:24] The_Joker, LapTop006, and Ratigan [1239/1782] have team battled GilbertErik, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [445/2279] and won! 2 days, 00:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 04:29:59] SirMonkeybox and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 05:38:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 21:35:17 toward level 92.
[07/27/19 07:44:14] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:07 towards level 92.
[07/27/19 14:02:46] SirMonkeybox, el, canton7, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/19 07:31:45] bootdisk [608/955] has come upon SirMonkeybox [129/547] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:41:53 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[07/28/19 08:01:40] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:45 towards level 92.
[07/28/19 20:18:22] idlerpgww [290/742] has challenged SirMonkeybox [531/547] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:50:51 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[07/29/19 16:39:53] loomysh [818/838] has come upon SirMonkeybox [263/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:41:00 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[07/29/19 16:39:53] loomysh has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:56:49 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/30/19 04:58:30] SirMonkeybox got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:22:07 from level 92.
[08/09/19 22:44:41] Khorne, SirMonkeybox, and Chuck [826/2367] have team battled ncarl747, phraktyl, and The_Joker [1539/1613] and lost! 5 days, 10:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 03:22:59] Agent86 [277/677] has challenged SirMonkeybox [273/547] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:45:38 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[08/11/19 04:13:04] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:05:03 towards level 92.
[08/11/19 21:29:14] Grayson, SirMonkeybox, Ironhoof, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/19 03:51:54] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:14 towards level 92.
[08/15/19 12:31:13] Noxwaste [405/424] has come upon SirMonkeybox [503/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:26 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[08/15/19 13:07:21] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:29:24 towards level 92.
[08/16/19 21:54:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 05:10:17 from level 92.
[08/16/19 23:03:21] SirMonkeybox and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/19 04:25:32] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:54:03 towards level 92.
[08/17/19 16:10:56] Killerkid, SirMonkeybox, and petrichor [940/2896] have team battled buksi, loomysh, and idlerpgww [1032/2415] and lost! 4 days, 11:30:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/19 15:06:46] SirMonkeybox [287/553] has come upon Varjatticus [297/375] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:28:41 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/26/19 21:54:36] soltys [475/882] has challenged SirMonkeybox [442/553] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:54:09 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/27/19 13:45:41] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:26:23 towards level 92.
[09/10/19 19:58:00] blizgerg [739/1344] has come upon SirMonkeybox [57/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:25:50 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/10/19 23:36:32] SirMonkeybox [123/553] has come upon StalkR [246/423] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:08:44 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/11/19 09:17:49] SirMonkeybox [369/553] has challenged manish17xxx [49/806] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:15:54 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/11/19 10:55:41] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:34:11 from level 92.
[09/11/19 14:41:50] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:15:28 towards level 92.
[09/19/19 04:00:20] SirMonkeybox [476/553] has challenged acolarh [622/766] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:44:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/25/19 03:42:47] jbroome, Sixbierehomme, and SirMonkeybox [1880/2238] have team battled Ttech, LukeLR, and Kropotkin [1445/3560] and won! 0 days, 04:16:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 10:54:05] dwfreed [55/570] has come upon SirMonkeybox [109/553] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:21:24 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/25/19 12:21:15] Tor [81/1142] has come upon SirMonkeybox [221/553] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:18:40 is added to Tor's clock.
[09/26/19 14:05:10] Xaris, SirMonkeybox, and blabber [312/1888] have team battled bebbet, idlerpgww, and suterismus [2578/2960] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/19 14:37:58] alephnull, ncarl747, and L [1179/2488] have team battled Cameron_D, SirMonkeybox, and rxcomm [418/3118] and won! 7 days, 15:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/19 16:38:12] max [775/959] has come upon SirMonkeybox [499/553] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:51:08 is removed from max's clock.
[09/26/19 20:16:55] SirMonkeybox was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:58:08 from level 92.
[09/27/19 02:44:49] SirMonkeybox [346/553] has challenged zid [722/953] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:30:34 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/27/19 04:52:53] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:35:51 towards level 92.
[09/27/19 21:49:20] Everyman [643/755] has challenged SirMonkeybox [424/553] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:38:10 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[09/28/19 06:21:33] SirMonkeybox got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:06:41 from level 92.
[09/28/19 12:26:42] JensRex [559/1289] has challenged SirMonkeybox [494/553] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/28/19 18:17:47] Atan [187/778] has come upon SirMonkeybox [225/553] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:59:50 is added to Atan's clock.
[09/28/19 22:37:14] lavamind stole SirMonkeybox's level 58 pair of boots while they were sleeping! lavamind leaves their old level 31 pair of boots behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[09/28/19 23:55:35] SirMonkeybox [60/523] has challenged Lemelisk [566/1351] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:45:17 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/29/19 15:52:09] SirMonkeybox and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 18:54:43] SirMonkeybox and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 07:32:47] SirMonkeybox and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 11:03:46] Scar3cr0w [336/578] has challenged SirMonkeybox [89/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:08 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/30/19 11:37:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 18 days, 04:00:18 toward level 92.
[10/05/19 08:49:49] kork, m0shbear, and soltys [2037/2225] have team battled SirMonkeybox, max, and csssuf [1952/2215] and won! 1 day, 16:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 04:46:35] SirMonkeybox was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:54:17 from level 92.
[10/06/19 05:53:54] SirMonkeybox and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 07:58:18] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:47:30 towards level 92.
[10/06/19 12:38:38] Notir [104/440] has challenged SirMonkeybox [179/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:02:15 is added to Notir's clock.
[10/06/19 14:29:08] jawsh [1/14] has challenged SirMonkeybox [73/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to jawsh's clock.
[10/06/19 14:39:03] Desspugne [271/756] has challenged SirMonkeybox [417/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:48:39 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/20/19 22:54:52] SirMonkeybox [273/523] has come upon Bradicus [927/948] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:13:04 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/19 13:53:35] SirMonkeybox [460/523] has come upon AngryParsley [850/1152] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:14:19 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/22/19 21:27:57] kenyon [256/1138] has come upon SirMonkeybox [274/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:34:53 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/23/19 05:32:18] buyoq [28/386] has challenged SirMonkeybox [2/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:03:37 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[10/23/19 06:56:30] SirMonkeybox was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:41:21 from level 92.
[10/23/19 08:23:22] MetaNova [657/996] has come upon SirMonkeybox [167/523] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:26:48 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[10/23/19 08:52:40] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:55:29 towards level 92.
[10/24/19 14:41:30] SirMonkeybox, anarcat, and Mateusz [1024/2652] have team battled Ratigan, FSM, and PlasmaStar [1403/2096] and lost! 8 days, 00:22:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 18:39:18] Eldoreth, SirMonkeybox, and ishanyx [1560/2546] have team battled KH405, MetaNova, and lakwatsero [936/1764] and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 02:40:03] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 09:26:09 from level 92.
[10/25/19 15:31:26] womblecat [183/700] has come upon SirMonkeybox [287/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:53 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/25/19 18:02:19] ncarl747, SirMonkeybox, and bootdisk [2018/2105] have team battled Tor, AbrahamLinksys, and blabber [1267/2322] and won! 0 days, 14:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 05:58:07] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 10:53:43 from level 92.
[10/26/19 10:24:26] SirMonkeybox, dindinx, and neurospex [1182/2672] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Ratigan, and Nistur [1453/2569] and lost! 1 day, 04:51:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/19 18:08:55] SirMonkeybox had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:22:33 towards level 92.
[10/27/19 18:03:51] Milquetoast [191/1017] has come upon SirMonkeybox [277/523] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:56:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/28/19 13:06:51] sjums_the_great [476/489] has challenged SirMonkeybox [166/523] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:36:02 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/28/19 16:52:09] dax [160/572] has come upon SirMonkeybox [159/523] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:10:03 is removed from dax's clock.
[10/28/19 20:59:57] JuanMaestro [76/910] has come upon SirMonkeybox [305/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:38:21 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/06/19 20:47:45] SirMonkeybox fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:50:30 from level 92.
[11/07/19 06:01:20] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:14:58 towards level 92.
[11/07/19 15:43:41] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:07:51 towards level 92.
[11/08/19 03:22:06] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:22:43 towards level 92.
[11/08/19 05:40:01] SirMonkeybox, neurospex, FSM, and Xenofex have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/19 07:41:17] SirMonkeybox, ncarl747, and SCSi [731/2093] have team battled Psilocybe, xonic, and Desspugne [2061/2282] and lost! 3 days, 10:54:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 15:18:06] SirMonkeybox [517/523] has challenged csc2ya [158/469] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:36:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/28/19 07:40:54] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:29:42 towards level 92.
[11/28/19 15:55:43] Globalirc [682/858] has come upon SirMonkeybox [153/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:00:05 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/29/19 01:53:55] Globalirc, Tratos, and Desspugne [121/2659] have team battled lipek, SirMonkeybox, and ToHellWithGA [720/2949] and lost! 1 day, 06:36:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 08:43:15] SirMonkeybox [71/523] has come upon WallIdl [106/517] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:48:26 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/29/19 16:48:00] MadMan [500/1253] has challenged SirMonkeybox [480/523] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:21:38 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/29/19 17:56:46] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:34:04 towards level 92.
[11/29/19 18:29:29] khmerboy [748/769] has come upon SirMonkeybox [267/523] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:06:23 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[11/30/19 04:50:55] SirMonkeybox and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/19 11:16:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 36 days, 16:41:23 toward level 92.
[11/30/19 18:21:16] SirMonkeybox, Mateusz, and bootdisk [781/2315] have team battled astropoint, Lnk, and Zaratustra [1222/3100] and lost! 1 day, 02:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/19 13:19:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 4 days, 03:08:14 toward level 92.
[12/02/19 15:39:26] Tenorman [923/1203] has challenged SirMonkeybox [196/523] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:33:39 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/03/19 01:18:55] lipek, SirMonkeybox, and Sharky4 [589/3050] have team battled m0shbear, Ttech, and elbie [1022/4135] and lost! 1 day, 10:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 05:42:54] SirMonkeybox [315/523] has challenged waifu [569/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/04/19 06:47:21] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:10 towards level 92.
[12/04/19 21:52:25] L [365/801] has come upon SirMonkeybox [483/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:18 is added to L's clock.
[12/05/19 21:15:04] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:44 towards level 92.
[12/05/19 23:15:48] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:51 towards level 92.
[12/06/19 08:54:34] Nistur, SirMonkeybox, and Nechayev [2172/2214] have team battled Fluttershy, meskio, and Brutus [2116/2575] and won! 0 days, 22:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/19 19:21:39] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:33 towards level 92.
[12/07/19 23:05:02] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:10 towards level 92.
[12/09/19 08:27:41] SirMonkeybox [30/523] has come upon khmerboy [615/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:08 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/09/19 15:41:36] SirMonkeybox [420/523] has challenged meskio [375/929] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:29:28 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/10/19 17:50:31] SirMonkeybox and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 20:13:15] humus [20/425] has challenged SirMonkeybox [142/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to humus's clock.
[12/10/19 22:40:34] SirMonkeybox and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/19 12:05:55] SirMonkeybox bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:39:49 towards level 93.
[12/12/19 03:52:09] SirMonkeybox, Agent86, and bootdisk [683/1815] have team battled Fluttershy, bookworm, and The_Joker [1478/2007] and lost! 2 days, 14:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/19 13:53:31] SirMonkeybox, vegadark, and RBecker [1373/2044] have team battled sc_, PiotrekD, and pollo [215/2549] and won! 0 days, 22:56:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 17:06:40] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:02:37 towards level 93.
[12/13/19 23:16:18] LapTop006, SirMonkeybox, and Jay_of_Delucia [1632/1736] have team battled osannatas, WallIdl, and darkmage [2357/2691] and lost! 0 days, 18:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/19 08:19:53] SirMonkeybox [443/523] has come upon Athos [201/441] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:38:58 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/15/19 08:19:53] SirMonkeybox [330/523] has come upon Athos [331/441] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:10:05 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/31/19 17:07:30] GilbertErik [82/765] has come upon SirMonkeybox [360/523] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:01:00 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/01/20 00:48:53] CornFly [750/1223] has come upon SirMonkeybox [216/523] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:20:49 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/02/20 07:43:54] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:37:40 from level 93.
[01/02/20 20:49:05] aismallard [261/801] has challenged SirMonkeybox [329/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:34 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/03/20 00:49:59] Elgo [454/639] has challenged SirMonkeybox [160/523] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:13:52 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[01/04/20 08:14:38] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:43:10 towards level 93.
[01/04/20 13:56:17] sheu [48/576] has come upon SirMonkeybox [198/523] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:57:25 is added to sheu's clock.
[01/04/20 19:13:25] SirMonkeybox [324/523] has come upon idlerpgww [771/828] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:47:46 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/05/20 06:13:54] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:13 towards level 93.
[01/06/20 19:36:15] zankore [360/1036] has come upon SirMonkeybox [514/523] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:17:32 is added to zankore's clock.
[01/07/20 02:33:34] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:10:44 towards level 93.
[01/07/20 18:22:04] Nistur [484/826] has come upon SirMonkeybox [493/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:06:22 is added to Nistur's clock.
[01/08/20 00:17:53] Eldoreth [880/1249] has challenged SirMonkeybox [416/523] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:09:42 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[01/08/20 03:03:48] elbie, SirMonkeybox, and lakwatsero [505/1873] have team battled Lemelisk, suterismus, and Reilly [3078/3358] and lost! 3 days, 08:16:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/20 09:22:09] SirMonkeybox, AbrahamLinksys, and GipsyPureGold [548/1630] have team battled FSM, Lnk, and sc_ [2451/2466] and lost! 1 day, 08:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/20 11:30:09] SirMonkeybox and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 13:06:51] SirMonkeybox has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:41:47 from level 93.
[01/08/20 17:42:51] SirMonkeybox and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 21:22:47] SirMonkeybox [383/523] has challenged RBecker [551/858] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:37:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/09/20 02:38:18] SirMonkeybox met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:56:40 from level 93.
[01/11/20 07:04:46] unicron, Asara, and SirMonkeybox [595/2201] have team battled petrichor, alephnull, and Beavis [1048/3281] and lost! 6 days, 07:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/20 18:24:02] SirMonkeybox and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/20 03:08:50] buyoq, Majak, and KH405 [1774/1920] have team battled petrichor, borsin, and SirMonkeybox [547/2403] and won! 1 day, 10:17:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 02:01:43] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:31:19 from level 93.
[01/21/20 21:46:04] Fluttershy, FSM, and PlasmaStar [2446/2634] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, Susumurata, and SirMonkeybox [398/1963] and won! 0 days, 06:35:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/20 02:43:37] dwfreed [796/900] has challenged SirMonkeybox [272/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:53:45 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/22/20 02:45:22] Zyphyr, SirMonkeybox, and dax [597/1746] have team battled SCSi, Lemelisk, and ToHellWithGA [1928/3190] and lost! 5 days, 03:52:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 19:03:42] Muirrum [66/523] has come upon SirMonkeybox [214/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:43 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[01/24/20 10:47:13] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:27:56 from level 93.
[01/28/20 15:41:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 26 days, 12:47:22 toward level 93.
[01/29/20 00:23:06] SirMonkeybox [498/523] has challenged D.Va [990/1005] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:48:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/29/20 02:40:52] SirMonkeybox and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 03:43:47] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:10:40 towards level 93.
[01/31/20 00:38:04] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:22:24 towards level 93.
[01/31/20 09:24:59] SirMonkeybox and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 13:41:03] Psilocybe, KH405, and SirMonkeybox [153/1801] have team battled pfoley, agrajag, and Varjatticus [2151/2556] and lost! 0 days, 17:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/20 18:04:47] grooverider, kenyon, and waifu [2905/3779] have team battled Xenthys, djm, and SirMonkeybox [813/2315] and won! 0 days, 18:05:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 03:43:34] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:48:46 towards level 93.
[02/01/20 19:24:33] tspange [527/827] has come upon SirMonkeybox [368/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:02:44 is removed from tspange's clock.
[02/02/20 03:20:40] suterismus [618/1420] has come upon SirMonkeybox [169/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:07:53 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/02/20 18:36:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 01:59:51 toward level 93.
[02/03/20 01:15:19] SirMonkeybox and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/20 09:05:29] SirMonkeybox and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/20 13:48:56] Neo [32/487] has challenged SirMonkeybox [346/523] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:30:07 is added to Neo's clock.
[02/04/20 22:59:52] Scar3cr0w, Ratigan, and Iceman [1316/2645] have team battled LapTop006, SirMonkeybox, and rxcomm [2423/2429] and lost! 3 days, 17:28:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/20 07:40:11] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:55:08 from level 93.
[02/06/20 20:23:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 10 days, 14:55:03 toward level 93.
[02/07/20 22:25:17] SirMonkeybox [268/523] has come upon fattrat [921/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:34:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/08/20 11:15:24] elf [1141/1279] has challenged SirMonkeybox [459/523] in combat and won! 23 days, 17:33:51 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/09/20 00:09:27] SirMonkeybox [173/523] has come upon elbie [191/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/09/20 01:44:55] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:43 towards level 93.
[02/09/20 04:12:05] Sharky4 [260/1113] has come upon SirMonkeybox [230/523] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:22:02 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[02/09/20 08:01:05] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:34 towards level 93.
[02/10/20 03:37:18] SirMonkeybox [353/523] has challenged Heisenberg [638/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/10/20 19:46:41] kenyon, womblecat, and Syloq [1769/2635] have team battled Sharky4, LapTop006, and SirMonkeybox [1567/2208] and won! 0 days, 22:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 21:33:26] buksi, SirMonkeybox, and sunri5e [486/2537] have team battled Nofew, blizgerg, and golgy [2419/3190] and lost! 0 days, 07:22:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/20 21:46:42] Nistur, rxcomm, and inittab [614/2725] have team battled HeavyPodda, SirMonkeybox, and blabber [614/2301] and won! 4 days, 20:20:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 05:23:56] Beefcan [460/503] has come upon SirMonkeybox [221/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:39:06 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[02/13/20 10:06:21] SirMonkeybox and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 13:34:12] SirMonkeybox [76/523] has challenged inittab [268/565] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:37:45 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/13/20 16:28:25] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:32:11 towards level 94.
[02/14/20 03:29:03] SirMonkeybox [344/523] has come upon waifu [306/834] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 06:38:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/14/20 15:19:53] bootdisk [528/638] has come upon SirMonkeybox [389/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:03:07 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/15/20 12:16:22] sjefen6 [129/629] has come upon SirMonkeybox [279/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:08:10 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/16/20 00:46:04] SirMonkeybox lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:29:08 from level 94.
[02/16/20 02:12:32] bootdisk [352/638] has challenged SirMonkeybox [277/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:17 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/16/20 14:15:28] SirMonkeybox [447/523] has challenged blizgerg [782/1374] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:05:32 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/16/20 19:59:09] SirMonkeybox set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:31:06 from level 94.
[02/17/20 04:57:45] SirMonkeybox, LukeLR, buksi, and Xenofex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/20 19:44:28] canton7, buksi, and SirMonkeybox [2218/2485] have team battled ohnx, waifu, and Lemelisk [1418/2993] and won! 6 days, 11:26:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 21:25:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 01:40:21 from level 94.
[02/18/20 02:06:31] borsin, SirMonkeybox, and Agent86 [1764/1856] have team battled sc_, Eldoreth, and pixelate [2297/2376] and lost! 0 days, 19:34:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/20 04:28:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 15:27:35 from level 94.
[02/18/20 23:19:22] Bluedog [68/372] has challenged SirMonkeybox [151/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:04 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[02/20/20 09:16:43] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 20:39:12 towards level 94.
[02/20/20 11:11:34] zbe [22/656] has come upon SirMonkeybox [219/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:00 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/20/20 12:07:38] SirMonkeybox, yano, and anarcat [263/1821] have team battled PlasmaStar, ishanyx, and AbacusAvenger [587/2290] and lost! 1 day, 10:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 08:42:07] SirMonkeybox [452/523] has come upon Scar3cr0w [593/676] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:34:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/21/20 15:26:19] maligned stole SirMonkeybox's level 56 helm while they were sleeping! maligned leaves their old level 36 helm behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/21/20 17:45:46] SirMonkeybox [368/501] has challenged bookworm [138/419] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:02:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/21/20 23:38:17] yano [604/608] has come upon SirMonkeybox [393/501] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:37:43 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/22/20 03:25:12] SirMonkeybox, phraktyl, and vegadark [1216/1950] have team battled neurospex, Sharky4, and inittab [2851/3072] and lost! 5 days, 11:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/20 07:49:13] WallIdl [30/545] has challenged SirMonkeybox [137/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:33 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/22/20 22:18:50] SirMonkeybox was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:29:55 towards level 94.
[02/23/20 09:16:14] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:44:13 towards level 94.
[02/25/20 06:00:34] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:35:08 towards level 94.
[02/25/20 19:54:28] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:27:29 from level 94.
[02/26/20 03:29:19] Majak, RBecker, and SirMonkeybox [1017/2168] have team battled max, dax, and simple [1169/2647] and lost! 14 days, 06:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 19:34:33] SirMonkeybox and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 10:17:34] SirMonkeybox and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 10:53:41] zid, dwfreed, and loomysh [807/3002] have team battled theZoMBiE, Beefcan, and SirMonkeybox [683/1458] and won! 10 days, 20:51:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/20 14:04:19] Leedsichthys [91/130] has challenged SirMonkeybox [313/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:12 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[03/05/20 20:11:07] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:07:26 towards level 94.
[03/06/20 18:08:21] Tenorman [800/1251] has challenged SirMonkeybox [34/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:10:54 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/06/20 21:09:04] bisco [899/1044] has challenged SirMonkeybox [354/501] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:37:09 is removed from bisco's clock.
[03/07/20 11:12:18] SirMonkeybox [36/501] has challenged Lnk [1007/1028] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:45:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/07/20 13:25:21] yano [520/617] has come upon SirMonkeybox [295/501] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:30:11 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/08/20 10:23:44] SirMonkeybox broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:57:12 from level 94.
[03/10/20 14:32:24] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 06:38:04 towards level 94.
[03/11/20 15:35:16] rustybicycle [113/465] has challenged SirMonkeybox [396/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:18 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[03/11/20 20:44:09] efertone [426/480] has come upon SirMonkeybox [464/501] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:55:18 is added to efertone's clock.
[03/13/20 16:10:00] Tenorman [573/1251] has come upon SirMonkeybox [20/501] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:06 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/21/20 13:09:55] SirMonkeybox and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/20 15:08:59] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:57:56 towards level 94.
[03/22/20 09:56:06] SirMonkeybox [173/501] has come upon loomysh [589/1152] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:47:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/23/20 09:55:51] desikitteh [183/228] has challenged SirMonkeybox [239/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[03/23/20 10:00:52] bobvador, MJ94, and bookworm [1625/1688] have team battled SirMonkeybox, golgy, and Bradicus [39/2631] and won! 0 days, 07:55:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/20 15:44:18] hunterkll [115/221] has challenged SirMonkeybox [423/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to hunterkll's clock.
[03/23/20 15:46:40] SirMonkeybox [5/501] has come upon Beefcan [368/511] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:20:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/24/20 09:50:48] gdm [231/686] has challenged SirMonkeybox [225/501] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:38:33 is removed from gdm's clock.
[03/25/20 07:55:43] maligned [194/570] has challenged SirMonkeybox [404/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:21:07 is added to maligned's clock.
[03/26/20 10:01:35] SirMonkeybox [378/501] has challenged Roxana [597/1250] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:48:15 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/26/20 13:03:06] Brady [283/1123] has come upon SirMonkeybox [31/501] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:43 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/27/20 18:33:49] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:15:30 towards level 94.
[03/27/20 22:23:02] m0shbear [872/1205] has come upon SirMonkeybox [98/501] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:05:57 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/28/20 04:03:22] SirMonkeybox and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/20 05:39:28] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:40:04 towards level 94.
[03/28/20 17:13:57] SirMonkeybox [428/501] has challenged LukeLR [761/831] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:15:20 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/29/20 08:22:51] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:16:46 towards level 94.
[03/29/20 12:18:12] SirMonkeybox [88/501] has challenged tms [418/455] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:45:08 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/29/20 12:35:30] SirMonkeybox, sairis, and Heisenberg [712/1978] have team battled damyan, gdm, and jayvee [807/2639] and lost! 2 days, 00:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/20 13:27:30] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:52:43 towards level 94.
[03/30/20 06:47:20] fattrat [326/1202] has come upon SirMonkeybox [189/501] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:50:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/31/20 03:13:23] SirMonkeybox left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SirMonkeybox's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/20 06:29:37] SirMonkeybox reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SirMonkeybox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/20 07:47:49] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:01:09 towards level 94.
[04/02/20 05:40:49] idlerpgww [159/836] has come upon SirMonkeybox [423/503] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:03:17 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[04/02/20 15:55:10] SirMonkeybox was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:30:18 from level 94.
[04/02/20 23:37:19] pants [467/1283] has come upon SirMonkeybox [384/509] and taken them in combat! 35 days, 02:56:23 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/03/20 00:45:38] Susumurata [560/580] has challenged SirMonkeybox [72/509] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:08 is removed from Susumurata's clock.
[04/04/20 03:58:16] SirMonkeybox and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 10:22:46] phraktyl, MetaNova, and canton7 [485/2883] have team battled Heisenberg, Birdbones, and SirMonkeybox [1431/2963] and lost! 2 days, 02:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/20 13:15:29] SirMonkeybox invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:22:10 towards level 94.
[04/04/20 22:53:09] zVxt [249/389] has challenged SirMonkeybox [25/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:02 is removed from zVxt's clock.
[04/05/20 14:47:32] blizgerg [344/1374] has come upon SirMonkeybox [421/509] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 17:41:17 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[04/05/20 14:47:50] SirMonkeybox learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:08:57 towards level 94.
[04/05/20 19:50:31] SirMonkeybox was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:43:52 from level 94.
[04/05/20 23:35:31] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:13:20 from level 94.
[04/06/20 21:59:01] sheu, el, and Asara [39/2436] have team battled ncarl747, SirMonkeybox, and lavamind [512/2170] and lost! 3 days, 09:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/20 12:25:05] SirMonkeybox sharpened the edge of their weapon! SirMonkeybox's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/20 12:55:08] TauPan [268/434] has come upon SirMonkeybox [462/512] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:25:34 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/10/20 08:00:24] algernon [485/722] has come upon SirMonkeybox [143/517] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:02:33 is removed from algernon's clock.
[04/10/20 08:34:59] Yogi [79/318] has come upon SirMonkeybox [96/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:01 is added to Yogi's clock.
[04/10/20 15:54:14] SirMonkeybox and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 18:20:12] SirMonkeybox and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 19:11:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 31 days, 07:03:10 toward level 94.
[04/11/20 20:19:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 6 days, 13:29:49 toward level 94.
[04/14/20 02:02:15] GilbertErik [624/772] has come upon SirMonkeybox [426/517] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:50:41 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[04/15/20 02:52:34] ilbelkyr [430/1064] has challenged SirMonkeybox [181/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:47:19 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[04/15/20 09:54:19] sheu [216/586] has challenged SirMonkeybox [214/517] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:19:59 is removed from sheu's clock.
[04/15/20 10:48:44] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:13:06 towards level 94.
[04/15/20 18:29:47] SirMonkeybox was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:22:04 towards level 94.
[04/16/20 17:22:29] RBecker [671/832] has come upon SirMonkeybox [425/517] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:31:37 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/17/20 06:22:43] blabber [582/877] has come upon SirMonkeybox [235/517] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:48:35 is removed from blabber's clock.
[05/08/20 23:11:13] Kronos stole SirMonkeybox's level 34 weapon while they were sleeping! Kronos leaves their old level 27 weapon behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[05/08/20 23:45:31] Elgo [510/819] has challenged SirMonkeybox [504/509] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:55:59 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[05/09/20 02:25:39] LeviathanMist [208/210] has challenged SirMonkeybox [47/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:00 is removed from LeviathanMist's clock.
[05/09/20 16:17:30] Chuck, Kronos, and SirMonkeybox [849/1680] have team battled GilbertErik, Crazycatlady, and Cusack [1380/1808] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/20 00:15:31] SirMonkeybox misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:08 from level 94.
[05/10/20 06:53:07] SirMonkeybox [144/509] has challenged ToHellWithGA [983/1098] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:09:20 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/10/20 16:24:51] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:27:14 towards level 94.
[05/10/20 20:59:36] SirMonkeybox was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:47:43 from level 94.
[05/11/20 02:39:34] SirMonkeybox stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:49 towards level 94.
[05/11/20 15:00:56] SirMonkeybox [335/509] has challenged Lemelisk [1199/1376] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:27:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/13/20 13:11:38] Forud [120/850] has challenged SirMonkeybox [159/509] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:48:33 is added to Forud's clock.
[05/14/20 06:59:16] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:53:00 towards level 94.
[05/14/20 21:28:08] Globalirc [283/843] has come upon SirMonkeybox [443/509] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:47:41 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/15/20 01:17:52] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:45:00 towards level 94.
[05/15/20 17:23:35] SirMonkeybox [67/509] has challenged LukeLR [71/843] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:15:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/15/20 17:36:26] Cataly5m [87/209] has come upon SirMonkeybox [324/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:42 is added to Cataly5m's clock.
[05/15/20 21:24:03] SirMonkeybox and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 01:26:25] EmielVonBorison [35/256] has come upon SirMonkeybox [403/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:46 is added to EmielVonBorison's clock.
[05/16/20 06:52:04] AngryParsley [1113/1149] has come upon SirMonkeybox [338/509] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:15:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/16/20 22:38:01] SirMonkeybox found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:33:18 towards level 94.
[05/17/20 20:58:11] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:03:32 from level 94.
[05/18/20 12:06:38] SirMonkeybox and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/20 16:07:57] VoidFox [66/136] has challenged SirMonkeybox [120/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:20 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[05/18/20 17:04:55] borsin [254/634] has come upon SirMonkeybox [301/509] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:45:14 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/19/20 04:32:22] Atan [613/774] has come upon SirMonkeybox [322/509] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:21:04 is removed from Atan's clock.
[05/19/20 04:42:55] SirMonkeybox [484/486] has challenged waifu [418/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:28:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/19/20 13:07:14] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:27 towards level 94.
[05/19/20 16:13:00] soltys [284/960] has challenged SirMonkeybox [35/486] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:14:39 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/19/20 20:20:54] CodeB [2/265] has challenged SirMonkeybox [418/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to CodeB's clock.
[05/22/20 23:22:03] SirMonkeybox [398/486] has come upon okz [39/325] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:31:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/23/20 06:38:59] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:24 towards level 94.
[05/24/20 04:41:10] buyoq [392/527] has come upon SirMonkeybox [450/486] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:01:03 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/25/20 13:45:12] buksi [102/853] has come upon SirMonkeybox [19/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:10 is removed from buksi's clock.
[05/27/20 11:28:10] SirMonkeybox [319/486] has challenged Mars [479/1291] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:45:56 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/27/20 13:15:55] soltys, Sharky4, and SirMonkeybox [1795/2631] have team battled jayvee, TimWolla, and Scornn [953/2447] and won! 3 days, 16:14:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/20 14:13:18] xayto [726/768] has come upon SirMonkeybox [265/486] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:26:14 is removed from xayto's clock.
[05/28/20 17:18:22] skarlso, VoidFox, and SirMonkeybox [425/1574] have team battled Scornn, Scar3cr0w, and nawcom [2048/2282] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/20 15:34:27] Yuhno [295/642] has come upon SirMonkeybox [460/486] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:30:35 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[05/29/20 17:36:41] SirMonkeybox and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/20 03:34:09] SirMonkeybox [323/486] has come upon bigtrees [348/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:55:51 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/31/20 10:48:46] WallIdl and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/20 03:34:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 5 days, 01:55:45 toward level 94.
[06/02/20 16:10:59] elbie, Zaratustra, and SirMonkeybox [1370/2267] have team battled pants, simple, and Pontuzz [980/2697] and won! 2 days, 03:41:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/20 18:45:41] SirMonkeybox got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:28 from level 94.
[06/04/20 01:59:43] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:40 towards level 94.
[06/04/20 22:17:22] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:35 towards level 94.
[06/05/20 08:16:04] SirMonkeybox [461/486] has challenged Scornn [199/894] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:38:47 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/06/20 03:57:48] SirMonkeybox [447/486] has come upon petrichor [420/1229] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:55:28 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/06/20 06:43:54] SirMonkeybox [476/486] has challenged Atan [713/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:46:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/06/20 23:43:29] SirMonkeybox and ganome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 09:02:44] tms, HellSpawn, and Elgo [1551/1815] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Frogging101, and Globalirc [1124/2227] and won! 0 days, 06:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 20:21:25] SirMonkeybox found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:06 towards level 94.
[06/08/20 06:02:51] canton7 [368/1252] has come upon SirMonkeybox [147/486] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:24:17 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/08/20 06:05:37] SirMonkeybox, Xenthys, and misha [274/2009] have team battled WallIdl, Agent86, and astropoint [32/2843] and won! 0 days, 21:22:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/20 08:55:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 0 days, 06:36:57 toward level 94.
[06/08/20 13:24:38] SirMonkeybox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:26 from level 94.
[06/08/20 21:02:46] Heisenberg, TauPan, and Zyphyr [2213/2265] have team battled Misza, TimWolla, and SirMonkeybox [885/2722] and won! 9 days, 03:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 13:06:48] SirMonkeybox fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:12 from level 94.
[06/09/20 18:55:43] SirMonkeybox was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:09 from level 94.
[06/10/20 16:12:52] delet [254/359] has challenged SirMonkeybox [149/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:54 is removed from delet's clock.
[06/11/20 09:14:22] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:49 towards level 94.
[06/12/20 04:27:54] SirMonkeybox [425/486] has challenged xayto [253/768] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:25:46 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/13/20 07:06:06] Fluttershy, SirMonkeybox, and Lemelisk [3032/3092] have team battled SCSi, nawcom, and sheu [97/2268] and won! 2 days, 23:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/20 21:09:01] alephnull, PlasmaStar, and SirMonkeybox [1236/2362] have team battled brendan, el, and fattrat [90/3740] and won! 0 days, 21:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 03:21:01] SirMonkeybox, kenyon, and GilbertErik [1537/2662] have team battled Varjatticus, Misza, and Bluedog [1943/2235] and lost! 1 day, 15:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/20 14:20:59] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:07:07 towards level 95.
[06/15/20 03:36:48] SirMonkeybox [142/486] has challenged crysys [46/760] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:24:08 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/15/20 04:15:19] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:10:12 towards level 95.
[06/15/20 09:38:20] JeDa [29/453] has challenged SirMonkeybox [203/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:24 is added to JeDa's clock.
[06/15/20 10:10:00] anarcat, buksi, and bigjay [1789/3144] have team battled MetaNova, SirMonkeybox, and Bluedog [1907/2004] and lost! 3 days, 07:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/20 14:04:12] SirMonkeybox, lakwatsero, and m0shbear [887/2081] have team battled petrichor, cirdan, and Pici [2699/3412] and lost! 1 day, 04:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/20 03:31:12] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:06 towards level 95.
[06/16/20 12:06:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 9 days, 12:13:29 toward level 95.
[06/16/20 13:30:37] blizgerg [750/1368] has come upon SirMonkeybox [379/486] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:13:54 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[06/17/20 02:48:51] elf [61/1332] has challenged SirMonkeybox [237/486] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:45:48 is added to elf's clock.
[06/17/20 05:56:31] SirMonkeybox and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 14:51:45] SirMonkeybox [246/486] has challenged rustybicycle [0/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:49:42 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/19/20 03:00:43] golgy [48/1025] has challenged SirMonkeybox [67/486] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:33:29 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/19/20 15:43:41] SirMonkeybox, maligned, and SCSi [297/2231] have team battled astropoint, nawcom, and jnerulax [2048/2357] and lost! 3 days, 01:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 00:10:31] SirMonkeybox bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:30 from level 95.
[06/20/20 01:06:06] SirMonkeybox [191/486] has challenged KeboDK [630/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:48:06 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/20/20 22:01:06] SirMonkeybox and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 21:43:24] SirMonkeybox and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 22:53:52] Agent86, zbe, and Nofew [2615/2754] have team battled Ironhoof, Jaglag, and SirMonkeybox [1506/2236] and won! 2 days, 12:31:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 11:35:16] SirMonkeybox [22/486] has come upon Ttech [1025/2073] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:53:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/26/20 12:37:50] SirMonkeybox tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:34:03 towards level 95.
[06/27/20 02:11:29] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:36 towards level 95.
[06/27/20 04:15:37] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:54 towards level 95.
[06/28/20 00:51:45] SirMonkeybox, phraktyl, and sjums_the_great [1192/2166] have team battled Bluedog, inittab, and CodeB [1343/1656] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 08:26:36] canton7 [170/1260] has come upon SirMonkeybox [272/486] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:23:47 is added to canton7's clock.
[06/28/20 09:46:39] Eldoreth [677/1291] has come upon SirMonkeybox [33/486] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:59:19 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[06/28/20 09:47:12] Eldoreth [490/1291] has come upon SirMonkeybox [343/486] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:08:21 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[06/28/20 22:58:03] pants [1210/1327] has challenged SirMonkeybox [481/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:17 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/30/20 03:13:00] Agent86, crysys, and shymega [419/2468] have team battled m0shbear, cocco, and SirMonkeybox [435/1766] and lost! 4 days, 04:01:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/20 10:15:31] SirMonkeybox [474/486] has come upon nawcom [600/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:32:34 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/30/20 11:54:42] SirMonkeybox discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:40:51 towards level 95.
[07/01/20 00:16:16] double [866/1205] has come upon SirMonkeybox [404/486] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 23:53:30 is removed from double's clock.
[07/01/20 12:13:21] SirMonkeybox [43/486] has challenged auror [275/382] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:13:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/02/20 17:14:32] SirMonkeybox met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:52:18 from level 95.
[07/02/20 19:09:52] SirMonkeybox [201/486] has challenged mordac [488/1317] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:19:06 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/02/20 20:51:43] SirMonkeybox and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/20 22:34:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirMonkeybox with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 12:43:09 from level 95.
[07/03/20 05:29:43] AncalagonThBlack [347/850] has come upon SirMonkeybox [235/486] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:35:59 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[07/07/20 18:03:56] SirMonkeybox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:18:54 towards level 95.
[07/08/20 20:11:33] AncalagonThBlack, SirMonkeybox, and Crazycatlady [155/2188] have team battled Elgo, sunri5e, and brycec [2028/2984] and lost! 1 day, 19:07:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/20 21:42:14] JeDa [23/457] has challenged SirMonkeybox [166/486] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:02:52 is added to JeDa's clock.
[07/09/20 02:11:32] rxcomm stole SirMonkeybox's level 49 set of leggings while they were sleeping! rxcomm leaves their old level 41 set of leggings behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[07/11/20 01:01:42] SirMonkeybox grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:01:47 towards level 95.
[07/12/20 07:53:29] jayvee, sairis, and bigtrees [1293/1938] have team battled Heisenberg, elf, and SirMonkeybox [160/2946] and won! 0 days, 19:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 12:55:23] MetaNova [163/1007] has come upon SirMonkeybox [50/477] and taken them in combat! 57 days, 05:17:14 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[07/14/20 04:39:39] SirMonkeybox discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:49 towards level 95.
[07/14/20 19:44:52] JensRex, Vic, and max [2208/2396] have team battled PlasmaStar, Nechayev, and SirMonkeybox [1788/2073] and won! 0 days, 10:59:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/20 01:59:00] SirMonkeybox and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/20 01:14:57] SirMonkeybox was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:32:30 from level 95.
[07/16/20 13:00:51] SirMonkeybox, suterismus, and algernon [1015/2807] have team battled Sharky4, delet, and WallIdl [947/2449] and won! 1 day, 01:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 07:23:22] AncalagonThBlack [749/855] has come upon SirMonkeybox [467/477] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:14:47 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[07/18/20 15:38:42] SirMonkeybox was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:41 towards level 95.
[07/18/20 20:49:46] Roxana [609/1381] has come upon SirMonkeybox [180/477] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:03:10 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[07/21/20 13:01:58] WallIdl and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 00:21:06] SirMonkeybox caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:29 towards level 95.
[07/23/20 06:08:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 1 day, 05:17:45 toward level 95.
[07/23/20 08:16:38] Globalirc [542/845] has come upon SirMonkeybox [325/477] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:16:54 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/24/20 04:33:56] KH405 [111/571] has come upon SirMonkeybox [0/477] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:55:08 is removed from KH405's clock.
[07/24/20 23:28:19] SirMonkeybox, Blukunfando, rustybicycle, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/20 12:09:02] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:07 towards level 95.
[07/25/20 20:03:39] SirMonkeybox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:26 towards level 95.
[07/26/20 05:28:10] waifu and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 08:04:03] SirMonkeybox found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:55 towards level 95.
[07/26/20 20:52:34] SirMonkeybox [232/477] has come upon bookworm [344/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/27/20 05:26:19] blabber [752/883] has challenged SirMonkeybox [104/477] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:50:23 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/27/20 14:30:48] SirMonkeybox [114/493] has challenged Zaratustra [508/1120] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:15:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/28/20 03:07:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 11 days, 19:55:14 toward level 96.
[07/28/20 08:50:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirMonkeybox 64 days, 00:31:19 toward level 96.
[07/28/20 16:06:15] Pici [767/1244] has come upon SirMonkeybox [390/493] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 18:31:18 is removed from Pici's clock.
[07/29/20 14:40:14] SirMonkeybox [371/493] has challenged L [666/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:54:07 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/30/20 06:15:13] dindinx, SirMonkeybox, and Leedsichthys [96/1651] have team battled Desspugne, Geela, and lakwatsero [890/2002] and lost! 0 days, 13:51:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/20 09:14:48] SirMonkeybox, idlerpgww, Tratos, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/20 08:52:43] SirMonkeybox bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:39 towards level 96.
[08/04/20 13:54:51] scumola [238/495] has come upon SirMonkeybox [188/493] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:44:32 is removed from scumola's clock.
[08/07/20 17:34:08] SirMonkeybox [316/493] has challenged Zyphyr [162/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:17:46 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/09/20 01:43:14] MadMan, SirMonkeybox, Forud, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/20 04:42:54] ohnx [409/780] has challenged SirMonkeybox [327/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:20:44 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[08/09/20 09:12:56] SirMonkeybox was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:35 from level 96.
[08/09/20 11:12:06] MadMan, SirMonkeybox, and algernon [1575/2713] have team battled zbe, GunMan, and mwhahaha [1347/2190] and won! 1 day, 17:18:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 11:44:37] SirMonkeybox [318/493] has challenged Tor [716/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:45:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/09/20 16:45:51] FSM [384/716] has challenged SirMonkeybox [60/493] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:36 is removed from FSM's clock.
[08/09/20 19:42:45] waifu and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 11:17:19] SirMonkeybox and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 19:27:14] Crazycatlady [483/853] has come upon SirMonkeybox [162/499] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:30:51 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/12/20 13:32:50] sheu [200/550] has come upon SirMonkeybox [381/499] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:45:08 is added to sheu's clock.
[08/12/20 21:30:07] grooverider [415/1567] has come upon SirMonkeybox [382/499] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 01:43:35 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/12/20 21:30:07] grooverider has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:23:29 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/13/20 00:17:05] SirMonkeybox [210/499] has come upon Zyphyr [348/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/13/20 18:11:22] SirMonkeybox [380/499] has challenged jjasghar [356/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:41 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/14/20 17:30:00] canton7, SirMonkeybox, and MadHatter [2372/2445] have team battled JensRex, Altair, and lavamind [662/2548] and won! 0 days, 07:36:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 17:46:03] SirMonkeybox and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 09:33:14] jstg, parkaman, and ganome [509/2493] have team battled Milquetoast, SirMonkeybox, and csc2ya [1006/2030] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/20 18:22:40] SirMonkeybox [285/499] has challenged Balthazar [360/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/15/20 21:23:18] SirMonkeybox [298/499] has challenged pants [5/1343] in combat and won! 24 days, 09:51:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/15/20 21:24:01] Scar3cr0w, SirMonkeybox, and irix [264/2253] have team battled grooverider, dwfreed, and unicron [1988/3324] and lost! 2 days, 20:46:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/20 19:11:56] SirMonkeybox and feek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/20 19:15:57] SirMonkeybox [313/499] has come upon MrGlass [182/907] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:15:11 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/18/20 15:35:11] SirMonkeybox hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:52 towards level 97.
[08/18/20 16:38:59] SirMonkeybox [20/499] has challenged PlasmaStar [614/672] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:33:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/18/20 19:34:21] pollo [735/1053] has challenged SirMonkeybox [305/499] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:07:40 is removed from pollo's clock.
[08/18/20 20:35:59] xayto, dartainus, and SirMonkeybox [621/2102] have team battled tris, mordac, and AngryParsley [900/3134] and lost! 1 day, 05:56:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/20 12:49:39] SCSi [577/1029] has challenged SirMonkeybox [165/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:12:12 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[08/20/20 15:38:07] SirMonkeybox and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 09:44:10] SirMonkeybox and Fennec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 12:55:47] gdm [427/731] has challenged SirMonkeybox [459/499] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:36:50 is added to gdm's clock.
[08/22/20 20:03:07] Lemelisk [490/1415] has challenged SirMonkeybox [345/499] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:15:01 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[08/23/20 12:13:37] SirMonkeybox, MJ94, KH405, and sunri5e have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/20 06:18:38] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:05 towards level 97.
[08/25/20 01:43:47] Ironhoof, Notir, and Agent86 [662/2949] have team battled WallIdl, brendan, and SirMonkeybox [514/2605] and won! 0 days, 10:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 02:34:38] SirMonkeybox got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:36 towards level 97.
[08/25/20 14:50:25] jstg, SirMonkeybox, and Elgo [1079/2459] have team battled Andries, FSM, and pfoley [135/2248] and won! 1 day, 20:02:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 18:17:27] SirMonkeybox [491/499] has come upon holloway [141/965] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:02:30 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/25/20 20:19:09] SirMonkeybox and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/20 17:44:19] SirMonkeybox and tms have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/20 06:33:39] SirMonkeybox [129/499] has challenged phraktyl [26/695] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:05:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/11/20 08:00:32] el [689/1136] has challenged SirMonkeybox [434/499] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:33:37 is removed from el's clock.
[09/11/20 18:56:57] djm [244/869] has come upon SirMonkeybox [310/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:30 is added to djm's clock.
[09/11/20 23:04:30] Mirc0p [38/769] has challenged SirMonkeybox [481/499] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:55:25 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[09/12/20 10:50:07] SirMonkeybox was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:01:10 from level 97.
[09/12/20 18:14:14] SirMonkeybox, idlerpgww, and Altair [776/1699] have team battled brycec, blackroot, and waifu [1965/2457] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 20:27:15] SirMonkeybox [313/499] has come upon brycec [422/966] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:14:43 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/12/20 22:39:38] SirMonkeybox, mwhahaha, and JensRex [1276/2818] have team battled Odin, ToHellWithGA, and buksi [1894/2477] and lost! 2 days, 19:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 23:42:38] Altair [125/429] has challenged SirMonkeybox [122/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:36:37 is removed from Altair's clock.
[09/13/20 22:33:26] SirMonkeybox [392/499] has come upon MrGlass [367/902] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:18:06 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/14/20 04:11:50] SirMonkeybox fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! SirMonkeybox's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/20 04:41:00] SirMonkeybox ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:01:45 from level 97.
[09/16/20 06:57:58] SirMonkeybox found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:10 towards level 97.
[09/16/20 08:13:49] SirMonkeybox and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/20 18:56:34] zbe [177/757] has come upon SirMonkeybox [141/493] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:27:25 is removed from zbe's clock.