Player Info

User: Sir_Lemming
Class: Crack_Suicide_Soldier
Admin?: No
Level: 77
Next level: 4 days, 12:14:49
Status: Offline
Host: Lt_Lemming!~Lt_Lemmin@128.199.211.147
Account Created: Wed Jan 16 07:54:49 2013
Last login: Thu Feb 1 10:29:12 2018
Total time idled: 1231 days, 16:24:33
Current position: [365,472]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 56
boots: 279 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 37
gloves: 34
helm: 65
leggings: 26
ring: 51 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 56
tunic: 39
weapon: 207 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 850

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 9 days, 19:35:57
nick: 14 days, 13:25:43
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 351 days, 07:05:06
quit: 339 days, 00:16:50

total: 721 days, 16:23:36

Character Modifiers

[01/16/13 11:45:59] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:24 towards level 9.
[01/16/13 21:27:37] sid-1 [339/392] has challenged Sir_Lemming [102/121] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from sid-1's clock.
[01/16/13 22:09:14] Sir_Lemming, felipe, and tw [477/972] have team battled seek, LikeLakers2, and Pici [1905/2007] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/13 08:54:47] Sir_Lemming [133/155] has challenged dwfreed [528/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/18/13 20:15:11] Sir_Lemming [76/185] has challenged Reaper [745/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/19/13 03:40:42] Sir_Lemming [76/185] has challenged johnthebear [30/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/19/13 04:21:02] King-Off-LTC [246/480] has challenged Sir_Lemming [165/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:42 is removed from King-Off-LTC's clock.
[01/19/13 05:33:33] meat [3/78] has challenged Sir_Lemming [142/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to meat's clock.
[01/19/13 12:44:27] Sir_Lemming [93/186] has challenged yang [240/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/19/13 14:23:31] Charris [272/362] has challenged Sir_Lemming [133/186] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:05:29 is removed from Charris's clock.
[01/19/13 19:24:57] Babar [455/854] has come upon Sir_Lemming [83/186] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:33:33 is removed from Babar's clock.
[01/19/13 22:41:34] Sir_Lemming [37/192] has challenged brimstone [232/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/20/13 02:48:35] Yankee [626/836] has come upon Sir_Lemming [189/192] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:26 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[01/20/13 10:23:22] Sir_Lemming [166/203] has challenged nitzer [271/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/20/13 12:41:38] _JKL1234-_ [14/112] has challenged Sir_Lemming [21/203] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to _JKL1234-_'s clock.
[01/20/13 22:16:17] ruan, greycat, and Sir_Lemming [1007/1724] have team battled neurospex, sniegol, and sjefen6 [437/1538] and won! 0 days, 00:17:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/13 23:25:23] Sir_Lemming [171/203] has challenged Arrana [121/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/21/13 04:40:01] DeLorean [211/653] has come upon Sir_Lemming [93/203] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:36:32 is removed from DeLorean's clock.
[01/21/13 13:26:15] Sir_Lemming [16/228] has challenged dwfreed [569/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/22/13 07:41:47] Sir_Lemming [30/243] has challenged Alfie [67/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/22/13 11:05:12] nightcinder [181/198] has challenged Sir_Lemming [203/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to nightcinder's clock.
[01/23/13 05:04:03] Sir_Lemming [226/246] has challenged vrillusions [921/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/23/13 06:52:51] Plasmastar, preflex, and amazing [719/1794] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Sheudecai, and meeech [432/1032] and won! 1 day, 18:22:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/13 20:22:39] Fluttershy [468/504] has come upon Sir_Lemming [55/246] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:41 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/24/13 06:09:23] Sir_Lemming [37/246] has challenged Somasis [243/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/24/13 18:44:55] brimstone [113/427] has come upon Sir_Lemming [68/246] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:39 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[01/25/13 07:59:33] KindOne [145/424] has challenged Sir_Lemming [33/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:46 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/25/13 09:52:38] Sir_Lemming [251/258] has challenged morph [86/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/26/13 13:20:00] Sir_Lemming [140/262] has challenged kenyon [209/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/26/13 17:14:08] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:00 towards level 37.
[01/26/13 17:37:14] iViLe [53/426] has challenged Sir_Lemming [142/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to iViLe's clock.
[01/27/13 07:44:49] Osiux [96/564] has come upon Sir_Lemming [97/262] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:47:35 is added to Osiux's clock.
[01/31/13 22:20:50] Sir_Lemming [62/279] has challenged Satoshi [120/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/02/13 09:24:28] sbp [684/829] has come upon Sir_Lemming [258/279] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:11:38 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/03/13 03:13:28] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:03 towards level 38.
[02/03/13 06:02:37] Sir_Lemming [248/281] has challenged Arcane [78/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/03/13 17:40:12] ReNDoM [394/639] has come upon Sir_Lemming [208/281] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:04:16 is removed from ReNDoM's clock.
[02/03/13 22:07:52] XJR-9, Fluttershy, and nikoJ [862/1557] have team battled Sir_Lemming, LikeLakers2, and Ttech [521/1896] and won! 1 day, 03:15:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/13 02:05:54] Sir_Lemming [149/281] has challenged Plasmastar [180/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/05/13 07:10:20] Sir_Lemming, BSDBlack, and Birdbones [252/1325] have team battled Smoovious, Prometheus, and Minun [619/1647] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/13 08:19:19] MetaNova [184/339] has challenged Sir_Lemming [198/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[02/05/13 19:26:13] angelos [196/432] has come upon Sir_Lemming [263/281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:54 is added to angelos's clock.
[02/07/13 09:39:56] devnullcon [63/126] has challenged Sir_Lemming [195/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to devnullcon's clock.
[02/07/13 15:24:16] neurospex [446/553] has challenged Sir_Lemming [163/281] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:14:51 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/08/13 17:12:34] Sir_Lemming broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:17 from level 40.
[02/09/13 07:33:58] s1amson [108/434] has challenged Sir_Lemming [266/281] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:58:02 is added to s1amson's clock.
[02/09/13 10:15:01] Sir_Lemming [159/289] has challenged SpamMage [207/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/11/13 13:08:01] DryRoastedPeanut, paysties, and PriceChild [264/2232] have team battled blind, Wenatchi, and Sir_Lemming [519/1380] and lost! 1 day, 03:55:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/13 18:43:51] davidfg4, greycat, and paysties [400/1544] have team battled Prometheus, Iuz, and Sir_Lemming [137/1251] and won! 0 days, 04:32:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/13 22:20:54] Grim [656/908] has come upon Sir_Lemming [130/289] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:10:44 is removed from Grim's clock.
[02/11/13 23:22:23] jaksi [63/101] has come upon Sir_Lemming [206/289] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:59 is added to jaksi's clock.
[02/12/13 07:21:47] Sir_Lemming [237/314] has challenged LordFella [42/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/12/13 16:28:11] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:30 towards level 42.
[02/13/13 07:23:42] Sir_Lemming EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:34 from level 42.
[02/13/13 21:05:00] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:43 towards level 42.
[02/14/13 17:05:12] SeySayux [208/382] has challenged Sir_Lemming [36/314] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:07:21 is removed from SeySayux's clock.
[02/14/13 17:05:12] SeySayux has dealt Sir_Lemming a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:28:19 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/14/13 23:27:38] Sir_Lemming [277/314] has challenged Syloq [298/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/15/13 10:19:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:05:56 from level 43.
[02/17/13 16:11:32] SpamMage, MetaNova, and Wenatchi [183/1376] have team battled Mateusz, Sir_Lemming, and Oldiesmann [906/1280] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/13 23:16:56] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:39 towards level 43.
[02/20/13 09:22:58] robot [366/388] has come upon Sir_Lemming [36/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:40:37 is removed from robot's clock.
[02/21/13 01:11:44] kenyon [217/965] has come upon Sir_Lemming [5/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:51:15 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/21/13 18:15:18] Sir_Lemming [70/314] has challenged Ephod [261/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/21/13 20:00:47] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:11 towards level 44.
[02/22/13 05:01:40] NarayanXTC [3/4] has challenged Sir_Lemming [176/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to NarayanXTC's clock.
[02/22/13 05:02:38] Darky [62/237] has challenged Sir_Lemming [115/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/23/13 22:01:10] Beavis [458/739] has challenged Sir_Lemming [162/314] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:57:15 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[02/24/13 11:15:17] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:23 towards level 44.
[02/24/13 15:23:24] jirwin [47/221] has challenged Sir_Lemming [165/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to jirwin's clock.
[02/24/13 23:58:16] jirwin [172/221] has challenged Sir_Lemming [53/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from jirwin's clock.
[02/25/13 22:45:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 00:06:59 toward level 44.
[02/25/13 22:49:51] Sir_Lemming [148/317] has challenged Vostok [359/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/26/13 15:37:02] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:34 towards level 45.
[02/27/13 04:51:00] EugeneKay [254/323] has challenged Sir_Lemming [117/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:59 is removed from EugeneKay's clock.
[02/27/13 12:24:04] Lenny [207/1008] has come upon Sir_Lemming [277/317] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:29:58 is added to Lenny's clock.
[03/01/13 15:39:43] Prometheus, idleOne, and Gizmokid2005 [1741/1879] have team battled Sir_Lemming, TheWing, and raela [962/1551] and won! 2 days, 15:09:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/13 17:37:25] wakeupscreaming [899/1048] has challenged Sir_Lemming [281/317] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:56:45 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[03/04/13 03:09:43] Sir_Lemming [286/317] has challenged Zett [89/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/04/13 03:52:27] Sir_Lemming [213/317] has challenged seek [41/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:56:15 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/04/13 10:25:13] dpk [250/532] has challenged Sir_Lemming [187/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from dpk's clock.
[03/04/13 12:17:34] suterismus [677/960] has come upon Sir_Lemming [291/317] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:51:32 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/04/13 18:44:38] joshz [9/50] has challenged Sir_Lemming [272/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to joshz's clock.
[03/05/13 15:40:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 22:04:04 toward level 46.
[03/05/13 18:25:03] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:38 from level 46.
[03/07/13 12:51:21] Sir_Lemming [38/317] has challenged Plasmastar [483/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/07/13 15:19:35] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:05 towards level 47.
[03/08/13 16:06:06] blizgerg, Beavis, and Sir_Lemming [1084/1743] have team battled TheLonelyGod, lipek, and devnullcon [1156/1404] and lost! 1 day, 02:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/13 02:42:00] amasawa [284/440] has challenged Sir_Lemming [294/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to amasawa's clock.
[03/10/13 00:09:05] Sir_Lemming found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:28 towards level 47.
[03/11/13 10:08:15] RansomTime [324/357] has come upon Sir_Lemming [272/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:59:21 is removed from RansomTime's clock.
[03/12/13 18:41:22] gipyelrah [417/871] has challenged Sir_Lemming [81/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:53:28 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[03/12/13 22:34:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 10:40:31 from level 47.
[03/14/13 12:39:58] Smoovious [224/728] has come upon Sir_Lemming [41/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:31:29 is removed from Smoovious's clock.
[03/15/13 03:37:48] Sir_Lemming, null, and paysties [1002/1517] have team battled ccx, naterd00d, and lipek [970/1371] and won! 0 days, 15:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/13 11:06:52] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:52 from level 47.
[03/15/13 20:08:34] neurospex [530/703] has come upon Sir_Lemming [50/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:47:42 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/17/13 09:07:46] Sir_Lemming [195/317] has challenged Iuz [248/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/17/13 13:06:52] paysties [553/594] has challenged Sir_Lemming [95/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from paysties's clock.
[03/17/13 16:54:31] Sir_Lemming, rmbell.the.great, and Oldiesmann [896/1366] have team battled null, Lenny, and Majak [13/2088] and won! 0 days, 10:52:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/13 10:13:59] Sir_Lemming [90/317] has challenged code_slinger [792/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/20/13 10:13:59] gweedo767 [5/393] has come upon Sir_Lemming [266/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:09 is added to gweedo767's clock.
[03/20/13 20:50:34] Gizmokid2005 [210/790] has come upon Sir_Lemming [287/317] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:30:25 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[03/21/13 03:02:20] Ephod [397/544] has come upon Sir_Lemming [265/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:02:43 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/21/13 03:54:48] naori, Sir_Lemming, and Valkor [1827/2035] have team battled neurospex, tw, and [dmp] [162/1934] and won! 0 days, 00:21:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/13 05:22:26] Sir_Lemming [114/317] has challenged Satoshi [729/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/21/13 14:32:52] Sir_Lemming [261/317] has challenged SeySayux [373/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:28 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/22/13 14:14:00] LordFella [88/560] has come upon Sir_Lemming [102/317] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:03:41 is added to LordFella's clock.
[03/22/13 17:09:07] zampa [19/275] has come upon Sir_Lemming [78/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:51 is added to zampa's clock.
[03/23/13 00:44:03] Sir_Lemming got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:17 from level 48.
[03/23/13 01:00:43] Sir_Lemming, Taffer, and Raccoon [595/1287] have team battled neurospex, Gerardon, and nitzer [739/1770] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/13 08:37:55] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:48 towards level 48.
[03/23/13 10:43:53] Sir_Lemming [72/317] has challenged EugeneKay [254/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:00 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/24/13 19:52:14] Sir_Lemming [284/317] has challenged Iuz [165/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:46:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/25/13 20:15:52] Sir_Lemming, SirRofer, rasputo, and NN2k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/13 20:59:09] Oldiesmann [2/491] has challenged Sir_Lemming [309/317] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:50:01 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[03/27/13 09:07:54] Sir_Lemming [17/317] has challenged slack [44/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/28/13 10:14:06] cirdan [952/1026] has come upon Sir_Lemming [231/317] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:00:29 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/28/13 13:11:21] tw, s1amson, and Kabaka [627/1388] have team battled Sir_Lemming, hawk, and Cameron_D [875/2064] and lost! 1 day, 08:16:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/13 02:42:35] Soulless_One [3/73] has challenged Sir_Lemming [298/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Soulless_One's clock.
[03/29/13 05:42:36] Sir_Lemming [20/317] has challenged mato [0/131] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:07 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/29/13 07:36:03] Sir_Lemming EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:00 from level 49.
[03/29/13 17:41:48] ruan [1/716] has come upon Sir_Lemming [302/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:23:18 is added to ruan's clock.
[03/30/13 10:24:24] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:40 towards level 49.
[03/30/13 15:32:03] Preaux, Oldiesmann, and geekboi [412/2075] have team battled Hydrogenum, Quix0te, and Sir_Lemming [1404/1710] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/13 19:34:37] Sir_Lemming [242/317] has challenged Sheudecai [105/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:52:51 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/01/13 04:01:52] cmrn, sasaniak, and illuminata [2/1584] have team battled Sir_Lemming, woonack, and AbrahamLinksys [1109/1932] and lost! 0 days, 19:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/13 02:50:41] rmbell.the.great [229/558] has come upon Sir_Lemming [272/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:09 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[04/02/13 13:37:08] Sir_Lemming was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:35 from level 49.
[04/04/13 12:11:13] idisjunction [20/359] has challenged Sir_Lemming [298/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/04/13 12:49:17] sasaniak, Smoovious, and Sir_Lemming [238/1760] have team battled Ephur, mamarley, and Gizmokid2005 [1597/2393] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/13 22:07:54] Sir_Lemming, ccx, Neal, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/13 23:22:29] desspugne, EugeneKay, and Sir_Lemming [216/1150] have team battled NN2k, Mateusz, and goThic [1025/1378] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/13 11:53:52] Sir_Lemming [229/317] has challenged ChiefRA [386/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/14/13 07:43:50] Sir_Lemming, Trienish, and RLabs [1218/1514] have team battled sniegol, sbp, and gipyelrah [27/2266] and won! 0 days, 04:56:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/13 13:47:39] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:14 towards level 50.
[04/15/13 08:33:37] dwfreed [664/1053] has come upon Sir_Lemming [186/317] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:19:37 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/16/13 00:13:04] Sir_Lemming [104/317] has challenged elf [90/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:59 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/16/13 15:33:48] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:13 towards level 50.
[04/17/13 02:18:51] raitho [158/178] has challenged Sir_Lemming [132/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:16 is removed from raitho's clock.
[04/17/13 14:56:51] iunruh [478/510] has come upon Sir_Lemming [38/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:03 is removed from iunruh's clock.
[04/18/13 00:40:49] Gizmokid2005 [147/1006] has come upon Sir_Lemming [155/317] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:49 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[04/18/13 20:32:41] Sir_Lemming [96/317] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [369/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/19/13 07:04:06] Sir_Lemming [236/317] has come upon tsh [616/721] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:27 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/19/13 08:57:41] HackUCF [183/272] has come upon Sir_Lemming [255/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:37 is added to HackUCF's clock.
[04/19/13 18:05:17] Sir_Lemming, gipyelrah, and NN2k [997/1638] have team battled Iuz, BlastHardcheese, and Hydrogenum [830/2279] and won! 0 days, 19:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/13 10:58:56] Darky [341/364] has challenged Sir_Lemming [228/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/20/13 19:50:00] greycat, Hewn, and tw [1303/1377] have team battled BlastHardcheese, Sir_Lemming, and Grim [1207/1776] and won! 0 days, 00:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/13 05:19:09] Kabaka, blind, and Darky [669/1793] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Cameron_D, and RLabs [1622/1682] and lost! 1 day, 18:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/13 11:34:38] tw [73/404] has come upon Sir_Lemming [2/317] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:35:41 is removed from tw's clock.
[04/21/13 15:00:59] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:44 towards level 50.
[04/21/13 23:59:03] io [97/318] has challenged Sir_Lemming [83/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from io's clock.
[04/22/13 06:19:54] desspugne [204/594] has challenged Sir_Lemming [210/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to desspugne's clock.
[04/23/13 01:28:29] Sir_Lemming [38/317] has challenged Killerkid [482/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/23/13 04:36:32] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:37 towards level 51.
[04/23/13 11:48:33] mamarley [180/583] has come upon Sir_Lemming [98/317] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:09:04 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[04/23/13 18:17:21] zero_one, keeper_c, and Weedle [1063/2113] have team battled io, Sir_Lemming, and Str1ngS [1051/1578] and won! 0 days, 02:13:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/13 18:38:19] ahmiq [15/421] has challenged Sir_Lemming [89/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[04/24/13 05:37:35] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:23 towards level 51.
[04/24/13 05:51:40] benonsoftware [134/485] has challenged Sir_Lemming [174/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to benonsoftware's clock.
[04/25/13 02:32:22] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:53 towards level 51.
[04/25/13 10:29:12] UndyingShadow [172/200] has challenged Sir_Lemming [244/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to UndyingShadow's clock.
[04/26/13 16:54:24] Ephur [816/821] has come upon Sir_Lemming [246/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:03 is removed from Ephur's clock.
[04/26/13 19:11:58] LordFella [503/774] has challenged Sir_Lemming [140/317] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:33:50 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[04/28/13 22:50:47] JoseeAntonioR [244/292] has come upon Sir_Lemming [290/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:46 is added to JoseeAntonioR's clock.
[05/01/13 03:11:13] Sir_Lemming, PriceChild, and ruan [99/1783] have team battled RansomTime, blind, and ElectRo [991/2678] and lost! 0 days, 12:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/13 04:27:57] Sir_Lemming was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:40 from level 51.
[05/01/13 17:10:21] iViLe [447/489] has come upon Sir_Lemming [135/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:10 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[05/01/13 18:01:54] Sir_Lemming [49/317] has challenged Neal [299/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:46 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/03/13 11:05:29] Sir_Lemming left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Sir_Lemming's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/13 01:48:24] greycat [662/803] has come upon Sir_Lemming [310/314] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:11:40 is removed from greycat's clock.
[05/04/13 04:33:26] we6jbo [19/320] has come upon Sir_Lemming [65/314] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:44 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[05/04/13 20:32:48] Sir_Lemming [52/314] has challenged we6jbo [95/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/05/13 00:57:58] Sir_Lemming [231/314] has challenged bebna [259/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/05/13 23:48:49] Bpendragon [70/589] has come upon Sir_Lemming [232/314] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:12:28 is added to Bpendragon's clock.
[05/07/13 22:27:23] Sir_Lemming was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:41:05 from level 52.
[05/08/13 03:54:24] Sir_Lemming [39/314] has challenged gipyelrah [434/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:12:29 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/08/13 08:55:49] Sir_Lemming [242/314] has challenged nikoJ [270/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:07 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/13 09:02:35] HackUCF [327/439] has challenged Sir_Lemming [257/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:10:43 is removed from HackUCF's clock.
[05/09/13 11:40:41] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:18 towards level 52.
[05/10/13 22:40:15] Darky, bairyn, and geekboi [1197/1936] have team battled RedW, Sir_Lemming, and Preaux [1144/1255] and won! 0 days, 10:41:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/13 23:28:57] Sir_Lemming [65/314] has challenged yano [18/850] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:30:32 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/12/13 02:29:40] Gerdesas [506/529] has challenged Sir_Lemming [108/314] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:58:21 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[05/15/13 23:01:32] h00k [122/397] has come upon Sir_Lemming [257/314] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:44:37 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/16/13 00:01:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 5 days, 15:33:57 toward level 52.
[05/16/13 00:56:15] keeper_c, Sir_Lemming, and greycat [2282/2410] have team battled Prometheus, Glynix, and Zett [1193/1601] and won! 0 days, 21:07:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/13 09:01:55] Vostok [68/657] has challenged Sir_Lemming [297/314] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:21:46 is added to Vostok's clock.
[05/18/13 04:10:19] Kabaka [584/631] has challenged Sir_Lemming [52/314] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:24:57 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[05/19/13 15:15:45] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:42 from level 52.
[05/20/13 12:07:34] Sheudecai [218/436] has come upon Sir_Lemming [189/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:48 is removed from Sheudecai's clock.
[05/20/13 17:41:52] Lenny [923/999] has come upon Sir_Lemming [111/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:08 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[05/21/13 09:11:17] Sir_Lemming [121/314] has challenged xmessenger [42/380] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/21/13 15:48:02] kork [193/298] has come upon Sir_Lemming [15/314] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:20:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/22/13 21:45:00] weatheredwatcher [0/1] has challenged Sir_Lemming [259/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to weatheredwatcher's clock.
[05/24/13 05:24:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 6 days, 07:25:34 toward level 53.
[05/24/13 14:56:58] sigv [189/207] has challenged Sir_Lemming [6/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from sigv's clock.
[05/25/13 03:03:47] Yankee [161/833] has come upon Sir_Lemming [224/316] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:26:49 is added to Yankee's clock.
[05/25/13 15:10:28] Reaper [295/848] has come upon Sir_Lemming [128/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:27:36 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[05/26/13 04:06:19] mamarley [357/562] has come upon Sir_Lemming [64/316] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:04:58 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[05/27/13 16:45:07] Ephod, brimstone, and GaveUp [1032/1480] have team battled rmbell.the.great, felipe, and Sir_Lemming [483/1440] and won! 2 days, 20:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/13 10:02:22] ccx [295/435] has challenged Sir_Lemming [21/316] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:03:00 is removed from ccx's clock.
[05/29/13 05:06:35] SpamMage [253/721] has challenged Sir_Lemming [288/316] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:24:50 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[05/29/13 10:25:33] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:47 towards level 53.
[05/29/13 19:58:53] kapitanluffy, wakeupscreaming, and Ephod [853/2183] have team battled Skidel, joshz, and Sir_Lemming [37/1115] and won! 0 days, 03:02:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/13 00:59:36] Sir_Lemming [53/316] has challenged grooverider [92/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/30/13 09:12:49] SpamMage [719/721] has challenged Sir_Lemming [133/316] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:55:35 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[05/31/13 01:30:15] SpamMage, Darky, and Sir_Lemming [341/1466] have team battled vegadark, NN2k, and Oldiesmann [1680/1776] and lost! 2 days, 10:43:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/13 14:05:22] Hans.Wurst, Sir_Lemming, and AngryParsley [1060/1229] have team battled Neal, Z6, and ironchew [64/1124] and won! 3 days, 21:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/13 22:34:19] Sir_Lemming [17/316] has challenged Oldiesmann [405/518] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:39:04 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/03/13 09:36:53] RLabs [173/484] has challenged Sir_Lemming [90/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:14 is removed from RLabs's clock.
[06/03/13 13:11:26] Majak [85/443] has come upon Sir_Lemming [12/316] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:47:31 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/04/13 06:41:47] Sir_Lemming [196/316] has challenged Ziggilus [344/358] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:29:10 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/06/13 01:46:10] Sir_Lemming fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:34:18 from level 54.
[06/06/13 08:33:32] jmaugue [122/451] has come upon Sir_Lemming [111/316] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:52:39 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[06/07/13 15:44:25] Sparticus, naori, and gipyelrah [1689/2477] have team battled Gerardon, Sir_Lemming, and GaveUp [862/1416] and won! 2 days, 20:26:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/13 05:56:47] blizgerg, incubus, and Sir_Lemming [854/1273] have team battled tann, Unsub, and joshz [553/1536] and won! 0 days, 00:35:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/13 10:05:20] maybeHere [323/414] has challenged Sir_Lemming [265/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[06/12/13 22:28:32] Sir_Lemming reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/13 04:02:19] Sir_Lemming [126/319] has challenged Spazturtle [65/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:50:20 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/16/13 01:26:28] Reaper, Zett, and gipyelrah [1062/2312] have team battled Symmetry, Unsub, and Sir_Lemming [815/1137] and won! 1 day, 12:38:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/13 11:14:34] Neal [25/542] has challenged Sir_Lemming [107/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:52:37 is added to Neal's clock.
[06/16/13 18:16:06] lipek [588/647] has challenged Sir_Lemming [43/319] in combat and won! 21 days, 08:07:07 is removed from lipek's clock.
[06/18/13 03:58:56] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:09 towards level 54.
[06/18/13 06:07:07] sasaniak, blizgerg, and h00k [1225/2101] have team battled Sir_Lemming, code_slinger, and masklin [1572/1779] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/13 21:27:15] ryushe [4/518] has challenged Sir_Lemming [140/319] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:38:17 is added to ryushe's clock.
[06/19/13 00:12:41] Sir_Lemming [13/319] has come upon Iuz [306/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:26:07 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/19/13 08:59:31] Krim [88/234] has challenged Sir_Lemming [305/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Krim's clock.
[06/20/13 01:05:01] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:19 from level 54.
[06/21/13 01:33:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 17:40:49 toward level 54.
[06/22/13 12:52:36] Sir_Lemming [214/319] has challenged Bpendragon [432/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:50 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/23/13 05:05:38] tiwake [187/864] has come upon Sir_Lemming [257/319] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:00:29 is added to tiwake's clock.
[06/23/13 09:50:54] Wolf [310/853] has come upon Sir_Lemming [216/319] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:10:26 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[06/23/13 13:58:06] SeySayux [228/419] has challenged Sir_Lemming [31/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:06 is removed from SeySayux's clock.
[06/24/13 05:27:09] Sir_Lemming [302/319] has come upon Prometheus [271/793] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:40:31 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/24/13 07:56:03] Sir_Lemming, RansomTime, and meeech [806/1466] have team battled dxrt, kork, and mthw [142/1526] and won! 0 days, 07:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/13 00:01:54] swhitt [53/603] has come upon Sir_Lemming [188/319] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:07 is added to swhitt's clock.
[07/03/13 09:40:20] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:51 towards level 54.
[07/04/13 11:48:05] Sir_Lemming [10/323] has challenged DeLorean [179/652] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/04/13 14:31:38] Odd [140/255] has challenged Sir_Lemming [89/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from Odd's clock.
[07/04/13 16:40:59] m0shbear [55/673] has come upon Sir_Lemming [221/323] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:22:41 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[07/05/13 11:30:30] sasaniak, seek, and spiffytech [2067/2125] have team battled Darky, Sir_Lemming, and pants [73/1079] and won! 2 days, 19:36:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/13 15:24:56] Sir_Lemming got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:50:43 from level 55.
[07/08/13 08:09:57] Ephod [72/618] has challenged Sir_Lemming [26/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:45 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/08/13 10:03:39] Unsub [28/555] has come upon Sir_Lemming [271/323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:45 is added to Unsub's clock.
[07/08/13 10:10:19] argus [758/926] has challenged Sir_Lemming [180/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:16:00 is removed from argus's clock.
[07/09/13 06:59:17] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:35 towards level 55.
[07/13/13 15:55:45] gladier [207/360] has come upon Sir_Lemming [41/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from gladier's clock.
[07/13/13 16:20:14] finn [62/133] has challenged Sir_Lemming [134/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to finn's clock.
[07/14/13 01:35:45] Majak [313/445] has challenged Sir_Lemming [98/323] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:30:32 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/14/13 03:36:09] Sir_Lemming [146/323] has challenged Vostok [539/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:49:01 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/19/13 03:02:55] Sir_Lemming [304/323] has challenged truffles [317/594] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:13:40 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/19/13 11:29:00] Weedle [78/459] has come upon Sir_Lemming [77/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:40 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[07/19/13 19:06:24] nikoJ [287/606] has come upon Sir_Lemming [269/323] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:00:22 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[07/20/13 09:18:44] grooverider [48/668] has challenged Sir_Lemming [111/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to grooverider's clock.
[07/20/13 17:11:42] DeLorean [400/634] has challenged Sir_Lemming [23/323] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:23:49 is removed from DeLorean's clock.
[07/22/13 05:03:39] Sir_Lemming, Aranel, and Preaux [1108/1214] have team battled naterd00d, Furry, and jose [1228/1479] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/13 12:04:52] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:00:11 from level 55.
[07/22/13 20:45:25] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:47:40 towards level 55.
[07/22/13 22:23:51] Sir_Lemming [200/323] has challenged PreX [22/266] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:39:51 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/23/13 01:24:31] Sir_Lemming [8/323] has challenged Odd [42/271] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:35:13 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/23/13 17:28:15] Sir_Lemming [107/323] has challenged L3thal [206/319] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:43 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/24/13 12:13:56] Simie [49/331] has challenged Sir_Lemming [111/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Simie's clock.
[07/25/13 16:38:55] Sir_Lemming [126/323] has challenged lion [52/178] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:22:16 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/25/13 17:50:41] Mateusz, nyislanders2121, and joshz [1786/1914] have team battled Wayneoween, AngryParsley, and Sir_Lemming [290/1211] and won! 0 days, 02:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/13 07:55:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 1 day, 06:51:05 toward level 55.
[07/27/13 05:42:57] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:54 towards level 55.
[07/27/13 19:34:09] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:38 towards level 55.
[07/28/13 03:46:36] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:56 from level 55.
[07/28/13 05:36:05] tann [277/500] has come upon Sir_Lemming [204/323] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:19:50 is removed from tann's clock.
[07/29/13 05:58:11] Satoshi [525/791] has challenged Sir_Lemming [116/323] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:49:48 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/29/13 15:00:21] Sir_Lemming [61/323] has challenged Wayneoween [23/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:13:07 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/29/13 18:57:55] Zett, iViLe, and NessaDoom [576/1554] have team battled pehden, Sir_Lemming, and spiffytech [1331/1402] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/13 05:09:06] ccx [91/421] has challenged Sir_Lemming [227/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:44 is added to ccx's clock.
[07/31/13 19:29:58] Sir_Lemming ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:19:22 from level 55.
[08/02/13 02:07:50] rasputo [361/450] has come upon Sir_Lemming [70/323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:00:42 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[08/02/13 02:32:29] Munchington [304/338] has challenged Sir_Lemming [229/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from Munchington's clock.
[08/02/13 18:11:18] Sir_Lemming, SpamMage, and gladier [1223/1475] have team battled Kevin, Beavis, and Bombur [999/1462] and won! 0 days, 22:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/13 10:36:40] ahmiq [437/736] has come upon Sir_Lemming [238/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:38:49 is removed from ahmiq's clock.
[08/03/13 14:20:13] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:56:42 from level 55.
[08/05/13 00:36:03] Sir_Lemming [66/323] has challenged talso [285/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:14 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/06/13 17:45:31] dwfreed [683/820] has challenged Sir_Lemming [131/323] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:39:01 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/07/13 06:44:51] Hydrogenum, Sir_Lemming, and CornFly [730/1659] have team battled irix, zinya, and Wayneoween [263/1113] and won! 0 days, 06:04:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/13 06:55:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 19:52:20 toward level 55.
[08/07/13 17:37:24] Sir_Lemming [93/323] has challenged TheLonelyGod [95/381] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/08/13 03:53:19] pekster [395/532] has challenged Sir_Lemming [206/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:18:05 is removed from pekster's clock.
[08/08/13 11:34:12] Nothing4You [356/380] has challenged Sir_Lemming [178/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from Nothing4You's clock.
[08/09/13 21:37:20] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:41:26 from level 56.
[08/10/13 14:03:13] Chenzw, PreX, and Darky [1168/1343] have team battled Sir_Lemming, iViLe, and Bombur [364/1177] and won! 0 days, 13:50:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/13 01:09:21] Sir_Lemming [311/323] has challenged TheMadHatter [64/362] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:48:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/12/13 08:03:48] Sir_Lemming was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:10:03 from level 56.
[08/12/13 17:30:20] Sparticus [784/894] has come upon Sir_Lemming [59/323] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:26:41 is removed from Sparticus's clock.

[08/14/13 18:18:08] Zammo [1/258] has challenged Sir_Lemming [100/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Zammo's clock.
[08/15/13 05:10:26] SeySayux [312/421] has come upon Sir_Lemming [77/323] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:26:49 is removed from SeySayux's clock.
[08/15/13 09:33:28] TauPan [90/300] has challenged Sir_Lemming [73/323] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:57:38 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[08/15/13 12:34:07] pehden [384/594] has challenged Sir_Lemming [306/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:57 is removed from pehden's clock.
[08/15/13 13:28:08] Squid_Tamer [171/376] has challenged Sir_Lemming [173/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Squid_Tamer's clock.
[08/17/13 00:43:03] Sir_Lemming, Babar, and jbroome [1165/1982] have team battled TheMadHatter, D4CH_RPi, and brimstone [592/1319] and won! 4 days, 10:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/13 01:45:38] vegadark [194/918] has come upon Sir_Lemming [115/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:39 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/19/13 02:45:32] Hax [132/198] has challenged Sir_Lemming [178/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Hax's clock.
[08/19/13 07:15:59] irix [361/455] has come upon Sir_Lemming [103/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:18:47 is removed from irix's clock.
[08/19/13 13:56:17] Ephod [516/817] has challenged Sir_Lemming [158/323] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:28 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[08/20/13 13:29:50] Sir_Lemming bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:01 from level 56.
[08/20/13 15:02:11] Sir_Lemming [119/323] has challenged Birdbones [498/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:25:37 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/21/13 04:03:27] woonack [1148/1228] has come upon Sir_Lemming [270/323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/21/13 04:05:09] Sir_Lemming [126/323] has challenged cirdan [260/1028] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:35:08 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/21/13 19:16:23] Sir_Lemming tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:25:26 towards level 56.
[08/24/13 20:15:32] fonzie [265/511] has come upon Sir_Lemming [250/323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:37:58 is removed from fonzie's clock.
[08/25/13 09:29:00] Ziggilus [393/774] has challenged Sir_Lemming [161/323] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Ziggilus's clock.
[08/25/13 14:49:14] Furry [90/702] has come upon Sir_Lemming [146/323] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:49:38 is added to Furry's clock.
[08/25/13 18:12:03] grooverider, Sir_Lemming, and Darky [500/1766] have team battled Zett, Weedle, and aucg [161/1454] and won! 0 days, 02:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/13 06:46:36] Sir_Lemming [30/323] has come upon Iuz [661/899] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:40:42 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/26/13 22:10:34] Neal [443/636] has come upon Sir_Lemming [199/323] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:20:31 is removed from Neal's clock.
[08/27/13 03:45:06] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:22 towards level 56.
[08/27/13 22:31:56] Sir_Lemming ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:32 from level 56.
[08/29/13 05:24:19] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:26 towards level 56.
[08/29/13 05:50:25] Sir_Lemming [91/323] has challenged ruan [543/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:44 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/29/13 19:53:51] Sir_Lemming [167/323] has challenged Killerkid [72/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:47:07 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/30/13 10:52:11] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:41 towards level 56.
[08/30/13 17:59:02] Sir_Lemming [86/323] has challenged allo [258/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:10 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/31/13 07:02:15] Darky [187/532] has challenged Sir_Lemming [121/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:46:14 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/01/13 07:50:19] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:50 towards level 56.
[09/01/13 13:59:10] allo [404/825] has come upon Sir_Lemming [150/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:22:27 is removed from allo's clock.
[09/01/13 22:19:57] Darky [84/532] has come upon Sir_Lemming [239/323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:27 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/02/13 07:00:09] Str1ngS, junktext, and tann [1206/1240] have team battled Satoshi, yano, and Sir_Lemming [84/1964] and won! 0 days, 00:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/13 12:05:40] iViLe [456/501] has come upon Sir_Lemming [181/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:05:35 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[09/02/13 12:14:33] Sir_Lemming [49/323] has challenged Iuz [6/899] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:57 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/05/13 06:36:37] Beavis [963/988] has come upon Sir_Lemming [118/323] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:04:52 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/06/13 05:01:51] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:26 towards level 56.
[09/07/13 03:13:29] kapitanluffy [692/694] has challenged Sir_Lemming [57/323] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[09/07/13 07:20:45] Sir_Lemming [166/330] has challenged lemuck [21/79] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:29:20 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/07/13 12:53:48] Sir_Lemming tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:24 towards level 57.
[09/08/13 07:17:42] TauPan, Kabaka, and BachePorro [397/1351] have team battled Sir_Lemming, SCSi, and Ttech [941/2169] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/13 23:47:52] AngryParsley [345/518] has come upon Sir_Lemming [1/330] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:44:14 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/09/13 12:31:52] Gerardon [110/761] has come upon Sir_Lemming [231/330] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:26:39 is added to Gerardon's clock.
[09/10/13 17:57:10] jose [220/481] has come upon Sir_Lemming [262/330] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:07 is added to jose's clock.
[09/10/13 22:36:04] Munchington, tann, and BlastHardcheese [708/1566] have team battled Sir_Lemming, gipyelrah, and m0shbear [354/1912] and won! 1 day, 00:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/13 08:58:13] Valkor [472/1019] has come upon Sir_Lemming [317/330] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:35:41 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[09/11/13 12:50:53] gylgamesh [152/190] has challenged Sir_Lemming [93/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:19 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.
[09/13/13 15:56:36] Sir_Lemming EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:09:59 from level 57.
[09/13/13 16:52:11] h00k [337/784] has challenged Sir_Lemming [136/330] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/14/13 00:15:06] BachePorro, idisjunction, and RedW [585/1631] have team battled ccx, Syloq, and Sir_Lemming [419/1144] and won! 0 days, 01:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/13 16:54:41] Sir_Lemming, sasaniak, and junktext [464/1422] have team battled preflex, gylgamesh, and Preaux [673/1329] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/13 22:07:15] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:40 towards level 57.
[09/15/13 17:31:24] Sir_Lemming [45/326] has challenged adamus1red [782/857] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:45:27 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/15/13 21:56:01] Sir_Lemming has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:35:06 from level 57.
[09/16/13 12:48:58] J-E-L-L-O, grooverider, and idisjunction [1789/1938] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Beavis, and Lenny [1363/2395] and won! 0 days, 15:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/13 12:36:42] archlich, irix, and blizgerg [1046/2182] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Deny, and kork [1031/1053] and won! 0 days, 09:01:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/13 14:08:50] jmaugue [100/552] has come upon Sir_Lemming [260/326] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:50:53 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[09/17/13 17:39:42] Sir_Lemming [228/326] has challenged Deny [249/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/17/13 19:15:55] dwfreed [224/407] has come upon Sir_Lemming [167/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:45:43 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/18/13 07:20:20] Sir_Lemming reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/13 19:55:00] Sir_Lemming [138/329] has challenged fonzie [30/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:24:14 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/21/13 12:45:42] Sir_Lemming bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:58:59 from level 57.
[09/23/13 12:19:59] Sir_Lemming, talso, BlastHardcheese, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/13 07:49:32] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:12 from level 57.
[09/24/13 18:19:08] Koreth [52/220] has challenged Sir_Lemming [45/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Koreth's clock.
[09/25/13 12:53:48] TauPan, Tenorman, and vectr0n [155/1422] have team battled Sir_Lemming, sondove, and idisjunction [33/1158] and won! 0 days, 06:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/13 22:32:49] Koreth [174/280] has come upon Sir_Lemming [60/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:50 is removed from Koreth's clock.
[09/25/13 23:22:04] Gizmokid2005 [579/1005] has challenged Sir_Lemming [43/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:18:58 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[09/26/13 16:34:52] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:39:50 from level 57.
[09/27/13 03:48:50] Ephod, Sparticus, and Maple-Chestnut [2063/2215] have team battled Spazturtle, ElectRo, and Sir_Lemming [30/2083] and won! 0 days, 14:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/13 05:44:18] BachePorro [402/562] has come upon Sir_Lemming [280/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:33:52 is removed from BachePorro's clock.
[09/28/13 19:52:40] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:03 towards level 57.
[09/30/13 01:04:04] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:34 towards level 57.
[09/30/13 12:48:26] naori [510/874] has challenged Sir_Lemming [226/329] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:49:30 is removed from naori's clock.
[09/30/13 21:00:50] adamus1red, argus, and Sir_Lemming [1856/2093] have team battled Wayneoween, TauPan, and Avon [945/1209] and won! 2 days, 00:29:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/13 21:22:18] Light [132/297] has challenged Sir_Lemming [193/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Light's clock.
[10/01/13 13:24:24] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:34 towards level 57.
[10/01/13 13:54:15] Sir_Lemming [55/329] has challenged pants [224/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:54 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/02/13 00:40:37] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:35 towards level 57.
[10/02/13 01:04:13] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:56 from level 57.
[10/02/13 02:43:12] BachePorro, Sir_Lemming, and Vostok [557/1674] have team battled irix, manulite, and kapitanluffy [1360/1788] and lost! 0 days, 23:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/13 22:48:48] Spazturtle, Kinsmir, and MMavipc [793/1449] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Unsub, and tann [1351/1435] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/13 16:16:33] Sir_Lemming [180/329] has challenged Prometheus [23/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:55:25 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/05/13 17:42:27] RedW [299/727] has come upon Sir_Lemming [281/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:03:37 is removed from RedW's clock.
[10/05/13 20:17:25] Sir_Lemming [277/329] has challenged ryushe [381/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:15 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/07/13 10:24:01] iViLe, Zett, and kapitanluffy [474/1735] have team battled Pici, nicko, and Sir_Lemming [1467/1913] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/13 12:26:15] sjefen6 [285/484] has challenged Sir_Lemming [20/329] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:57:51 is removed from sjefen6's clock.

[11/14/13 20:17:30] tmberg, Zett, and iViLe [872/1804] have team battled Sir_Lemming, seek, and Prometheus [1227/1882] and lost! 3 days, 07:05:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 06:39:55] vaetis, preflex, and Calinou [236/1057] have team battled idleOne, Sir_Lemming, and cedeel [255/1464] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/13 19:20:02] Plasmastar, teiresias, and maybeHere [877/1337] have team battled Sir_Lemming, wakeupscreaming, and suterismus [1920/2658] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/13 01:39:36] cbeley, junktext, and vrillusions [1534/2014] have team battled Sir_Lemming, dxrt, and IdleMaster [739/1565] and won! 0 days, 07:58:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/13 14:06:38] Darky [286/570] has come upon Sir_Lemming [78/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:01:58 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/18/13 19:06:32] keith [160/189] has challenged Sir_Lemming [229/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to keith's clock.
[11/19/13 12:46:45] Sir_Lemming, Zett, neurospex, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/13 11:37:49] Sir_Lemming [271/329] has challenged BlastHardcheese [739/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:02 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/20/13 12:21:35] Sir_Lemming died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:03 from level 57.
[11/21/13 20:13:41] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:44 towards level 57.
[11/22/13 18:59:40] Sir_Lemming lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:36 from level 57.
[11/23/13 13:36:21] Ulrich [349/390] has come upon Sir_Lemming [157/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:15:14 is removed from Ulrich's clock.
[11/23/13 18:40:44] Sir_Lemming [162/329] has challenged ruan [371/579] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/24/13 11:00:46] Sir_Lemming, Gizmokid2005, pwned, and filinep have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/13 22:26:43] DaJoker29 [180/362] has challenged Sir_Lemming [29/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from DaJoker29's clock.
[11/26/13 18:35:37] woonack [703/962] has come upon Sir_Lemming [13/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/27/13 11:40:40] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:18 towards level 58.
[11/27/13 11:40:46] neurospex, Sir_Lemming, and Light [1154/1610] have team battled yano, Vostok, and pekster [1450/2262] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/13 03:28:00] Sir_Lemming burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Sir_Lemming's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/13 13:38:34] yano [153/942] has come upon Sir_Lemming [47/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:48 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/29/13 08:48:36] Enub [281/403] has come upon Sir_Lemming [66/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:35 is removed from Enub's clock.
[11/29/13 11:03:42] aarontc [192/225] has challenged Sir_Lemming [40/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from aarontc's clock.
[11/30/13 02:02:44] Godisme, mmhh, and gideonstar [27/1091] have team battled Plasmastar, Sir_Lemming, and desspugne [723/1730] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/13 03:24:37] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:11:26 from level 58.
[11/30/13 20:09:18] quantsini [166/192] has challenged Sir_Lemming [123/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from quantsini's clock.
[11/30/13 23:06:58] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:07 towards level 58.
[12/07/13 05:49:12] Sir_Lemming was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:44 from level 58.
[12/08/13 11:25:23] Kinsmir [152/540] has challenged Sir_Lemming [250/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:34 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[12/08/13 15:51:09] IdleMaster [260/433] has come upon Sir_Lemming [0/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:20 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/09/13 01:28:56] archlich [0/638] has challenged Sir_Lemming [277/325] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:07:31 is added to archlich's clock.
[12/10/13 12:39:46] archlich [95/638] has challenged Sir_Lemming [246/325] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:57:59 is added to archlich's clock.
[12/12/13 04:10:41] lemuck [203/390] has come upon Sir_Lemming [118/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:28:47 is removed from lemuck's clock.
[12/12/13 08:31:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 10 days, 23:08:24 toward level 58.
[12/26/13 08:48:15] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:00 towards level 58.
[12/26/13 11:14:37] Sir_Lemming [323/325] has challenged Xpktro [345/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:35:49 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/30/13 13:39:08] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:44 towards level 58.
[12/31/13 06:14:27] Meistarin [111/393] has come upon Sir_Lemming [12/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:49:34 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/31/13 10:58:43] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:13 towards level 58.
[01/01/14 11:50:13] maybeHere [8/472] has challenged Sir_Lemming [314/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:40:19 is added to maybeHere's clock.

[01/03/14 17:23:59] Kabaka, Lightstalker, and vim [555/1520] have team battled idleOne, preflex, and Sir_Lemming [422/1558] and won! 0 days, 01:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 10:06:53] preflex [194/364] has come upon Sir_Lemming [301/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:42 is added to preflex's clock.
[01/11/14 12:54:44] kossy [48/87] has challenged Sir_Lemming [321/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to kossy's clock.
[01/12/14 10:22:21] Sir_Lemming bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:57 from level 58.
[01/13/14 06:30:20] Sir_Lemming left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Sir_Lemming's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/14 11:59:38] Zett [105/428] has challenged Sir_Lemming [94/322] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:56:14 is removed from Zett's clock.
[01/13/14 12:30:45] argus, charitwo, and Sir_Lemming [215/1767] have team battled nitzer, brentwalther, and pfoley [240/1541] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/14 00:11:47] Bubblegum, Sir_Lemming, and DarkGhost [391/1113] have team battled DemosDemon, Chenzw, and Hans.Wurst [1818/2010] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/14 08:04:33] Sir_Lemming [39/322] has challenged Toagac [343/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:01 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/15/14 15:12:18] allo [356/824] has challenged Sir_Lemming [90/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:27:17 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/16/14 08:46:48] Sir_Lemming [84/322] has challenged Darky [530/576] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/16/14 13:16:14] iViLe, ahmiq, and Sir_Lemming [52/1564] have team battled Tenorman, aarontc, and ChiefRA [1696/1890] and lost! 2 days, 18:07:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/14 17:18:52] Ttech [357/1163] has challenged Sir_Lemming [98/322] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:46:33 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/16/14 22:10:09] Pici, Zett, and Sir_Lemming [1465/1500] have team battled kensington, tmberg, and Gullinborsti [643/1576] and won! 2 days, 20:01:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 23:14:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 27 days, 16:56:54 toward level 59.
[01/17/14 13:23:55] Sir_Lemming [266/322] has challenged SeySayux [228/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:08:04 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/17/14 21:46:00] Sir_Lemming [287/322] has come upon tsh [53/899] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:26:47 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/18/14 04:50:16] Hans.Wurst [8/731] has come upon Sir_Lemming [129/322] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:31:45 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[01/25/14 14:13:44] Sir_Lemming [116/322] has challenged pants [19/481] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:03:29 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/25/14 20:51:41] XJR-9 [288/630] has come upon Sir_Lemming [203/322] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:01 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[01/26/14 10:18:51] sasaniak [357/731] has challenged Sir_Lemming [193/322] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:43:44 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/26/14 20:20:15] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:27 towards level 59.
[01/27/14 04:23:47] Sir_Lemming [289/322] has challenged Alfie [523/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/27/14 05:57:30] Darky, Cliath, and vrillusions [323/1955] have team battled fester, allo, and Sir_Lemming [1416/1705] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/14 07:49:34] Jens [4/7] has challenged Sir_Lemming [236/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/28/14 09:23:14] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:34 towards level 59.
[01/28/14 20:35:35] Spazturtle [623/756] has come upon Sir_Lemming [48/322] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:07:47 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[01/29/14 02:34:12] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:20 towards level 59.
[01/29/14 14:22:41] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:29 towards level 59.
[01/29/14 20:41:05] Virtual [545/828] has come upon Sir_Lemming [167/322] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/31/14 13:34:28] avocado, Sir_Lemming, and brendan [926/2053] have team battled naori, Avon, and FrodoTheHobbit [168/1903] and won! 0 days, 04:52:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/14 17:24:31] Sir_Lemming [492/493] has challenged Valkor [670/968] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/02/14 00:29:02] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:50 from level 60.
[02/07/14 11:12:20] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:09:12 towards level 60.
[02/08/14 05:39:03] brentwalther [1/617] has challenged Sir_Lemming [287/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:19 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[02/09/14 01:08:38] Robocop [64/245] has challenged Sir_Lemming [148/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Robocop's clock.
[02/09/14 12:47:08] lipek [617/714] has challenged Sir_Lemming [242/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:41:44 is removed from lipek's clock.
[02/10/14 13:42:47] Meistarin [375/410] has challenged Sir_Lemming [197/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[02/10/14 18:55:07] XJR-9 [389/634] has challenged Sir_Lemming [47/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:46:19 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[02/11/14 03:41:10] Gizmokid2005 [496/1006] has come upon Sir_Lemming [439/493] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:56:47 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/11/14 11:30:34] Sir_Lemming has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:32:38 from level 60.
[02/11/14 20:13:29] Jens [228/279] has challenged Sir_Lemming [269/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/13/14 08:57:18] suterismus, Sir_Lemming, and ovf [1003/2239] have team battled fester, brentwalther, and DarkGhost [956/2180] and won! 0 days, 07:31:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/14 07:33:13] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:02 towards level 60.
[02/14/14 19:30:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 15 days, 03:25:12 toward level 60.
[02/19/14 05:39:43] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:07:26 from level 60.
[02/19/14 08:55:20] Sir_Lemming [449/493] has challenged pants [165/477] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:56:10 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/19/14 19:17:37] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:56:47 from level 60.
[02/20/14 08:15:23] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:28 towards level 60.
[03/06/14 06:35:34] q3k [143/217] has come upon Sir_Lemming [284/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:41 is added to q3k's clock.
[03/07/14 09:43:24] vegadark [267/413] has come upon Sir_Lemming [230/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:40:46 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/07/14 14:07:25] arachnist [1/230] has come upon Sir_Lemming [156/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:42 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/07/14 22:12:49] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:15 towards level 60.
[03/07/14 23:40:32] Simie [617/822] has come upon Sir_Lemming [427/493] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:23:46 is removed from Simie's clock.
[03/08/14 18:53:45] Grim [578/974] has come upon Sir_Lemming [61/493] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:25:51 is removed from Grim's clock.
[03/09/14 01:23:29] D4CH_RPi [217/597] has come upon Sir_Lemming [139/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:52 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[03/09/14 05:24:43] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:52 from level 60.
[03/09/14 08:07:39] Sir_Lemming [237/493] has challenged argus [834/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:16:55 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/09/14 13:26:12] Cenhinen [82/741] has come upon Sir_Lemming [155/493] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:32:17 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[03/15/14 06:05:14] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:40:03 from level 60.
[03/15/14 10:35:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 4 days, 12:54:04 toward level 60.
[03/15/14 19:46:32] ovf, MontyZuma, and Sir_Lemming [647/1748] have team battled Darky, Adar, and nitzer [1177/1474] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/14 07:59:08] Fogel, TheMadHatter, and Meistarin [1395/1541] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, ajhgfa, and Sir_Lemming [1043/1682] and won! 0 days, 14:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 08:50:41] Sir_Lemming [194/489] has challenged tiwake [426/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:16:15 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/16/14 10:51:10] Sir_Lemming [0/489] has challenged kork [74/272] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:11:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/16/14 12:22:00] Sir_Lemming was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:35:09 from level 60.
[03/17/14 02:46:49] Sir_Lemming sharpened the edge of his weapon! Sir_Lemming's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/14 12:29:15] Hibrid [111/150] has challenged Sir_Lemming [279/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Hibrid's clock.
[03/19/14 02:24:17] Barry [287/392] has challenged Sir_Lemming [132/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from Barry's clock.
[03/19/14 14:23:09] nitzer [373/470] has come upon Sir_Lemming [442/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:36 is added to nitzer's clock.
[03/21/14 23:32:26] arachnist, Sir_Lemming, and IdleMaster [444/1302] have team battled AngryParsley, kenyon, and Disori [349/2349] and won! 0 days, 00:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/14 07:53:30] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:05:35 from level 60.
[03/24/14 05:15:48] Kartoffelsuppe, rasputo, and cirdan [8/2228] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Eksarion, and prattmic [919/1277] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/14 07:08:39] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:08 towards level 60.
[03/25/14 17:48:51] archlich [637/649] has challenged Sir_Lemming [288/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:29:43 is removed from archlich's clock.
[03/26/14 00:49:08] dan [115/265] has challenged Sir_Lemming [81/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from dan's clock.
[03/26/14 09:48:29] Nathan [200/679] has come upon Sir_Lemming [151/507] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:43:30 is removed from Nathan's clock.
[03/26/14 09:53:03] Sir_Lemming [324/507] has challenged Bombur [755/1150] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/27/14 05:44:49] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:12 towards level 60.
[03/27/14 06:53:53] jbroome, m0shbear, and cirdan [978/2111] have team battled pants, suterismus, and Sir_Lemming [1811/2239] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/14 09:59:57] B100 [116/279] has challenged Sir_Lemming [432/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to B100's clock.
[03/27/14 18:01:29] Beavis [552/1001] has challenged Sir_Lemming [443/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:58:35 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[03/28/14 03:06:29] brentwalther [593/617] has challenged Sir_Lemming [84/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:10:10 is removed from brentwalther's clock.
[03/28/14 11:08:58] ryushe [693/803] has challenged Sir_Lemming [141/507] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:59:31 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[03/29/14 15:34:22] Sir_Lemming fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Sir_Lemming's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/14 03:17:24] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:22 towards level 60.
[03/30/14 05:43:46] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:09 towards level 60.
[03/31/14 02:31:38] Sir_Lemming [354/502] has challenged Cypher [198/387] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:15:48 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/01/14 08:12:09] Sir_Lemming got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:22:22 from level 60.
[04/02/14 13:13:50] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:43:05 from level 60.
[04/03/14 00:33:40] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:02 towards level 60.
[04/03/14 04:36:12] Yako [39/366] has challenged Sir_Lemming [95/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Yako's clock.
[04/03/14 05:56:30] Sir_Lemming [291/502] has challenged sbp [441/820] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:49:39 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/03/14 18:00:33] Sir_Lemming [277/502] has challenged strugart [288/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:44 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/03/14 22:01:57] gipyelrah [57/930] has challenged Sir_Lemming [194/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:24 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[04/05/14 10:26:04] Prometheus, Sir_Lemming, Beavis, and master_j have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/14 14:31:04] Sweetie [222/254] has challenged Sir_Lemming [177/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from Sweetie's clock.
[04/06/14 18:44:24] Sir_Lemming fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:32 from level 60.
[04/06/14 19:24:51] Sir_Lemming [348/502] has challenged pfoley [464/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:39 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/07/14 19:32:47] Sir_Lemming [299/502] has challenged archlich [400/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:47:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/07/14 23:26:37] sjefen6 [5/445] has come upon Sir_Lemming [276/502] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:44:47 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/08/14 23:07:20] lipek [227/720] has challenged Sir_Lemming [302/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:47 is added to lipek's clock.
[04/09/14 04:31:38] Vargink [318/325] has challenged Sir_Lemming [314/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from Vargink's clock.
[04/11/14 01:51:15] Fogel [165/811] has come upon Sir_Lemming [145/502] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:52:07 is removed from Fogel's clock.
[04/11/14 08:32:36] Str1ngS [201/370] has come upon Sir_Lemming [134/502] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:28:21 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[04/11/14 15:28:34] Kinsmir, Str1ngS, and idleOne [1081/1841] have team battled Danthemandoo, Sir_Lemming, and noother [1522/2014] and lost! 0 days, 15:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/14 19:01:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 1 day, 03:06:53 toward level 60.
[04/12/14 03:19:15] prattmic, h00k, and aucg [66/1970] have team battled Sir_Lemming, BlastHardcheese, and keeper_c [2061/2590] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/14 06:56:08] Chosi [197/216] has challenged Sir_Lemming [150/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from Chosi's clock.
[04/20/14 21:21:12] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:28 towards level 60.
[04/21/14 11:25:12] Sir_Lemming [300/512] has challenged Chenzw [446/499] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/21/14 12:24:30] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:03:06 from level 61.
[04/22/14 01:56:06] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:16:19 towards level 61.
[04/23/14 06:45:40] KennyG, Sir_Lemming, and greycat [1087/1463] have team battled desspugne, yano, and jca [263/2171] and won! 0 days, 00:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/14 23:39:02] Sir_Lemming [397/512] has challenged Prometheus [40/781] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:37:14 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/25/14 20:13:39] Beavis [460/1001] has come upon Sir_Lemming [158/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:38:48 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[04/28/14 03:49:52] Pranker [351/443] has challenged Sir_Lemming [101/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Pranker's clock.
[04/29/14 01:23:05] Stoertebeker [16/372] has come upon Sir_Lemming [57/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:48:58 is added to Stoertebeker's clock.
[04/30/14 01:40:47] Sir_Lemming was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:56:02 from level 61.
[04/30/14 01:50:26] Sir_Lemming was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:04:24 from level 61.
[04/30/14 15:21:12] Ttech [859/1161] has come upon Sir_Lemming [99/516] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:03:55 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/01/14 07:00:32] Sir_Lemming, Ulrich, and Adar [330/1414] have team battled Charris, Fogel, and FrakingChrist [896/1474] and lost! 0 days, 19:07:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/14 16:26:24] Danthemandoo [266/467] has come upon Sir_Lemming [309/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:44:47 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[05/02/14 05:38:27] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:15:47 towards level 61.
[05/03/14 01:00:39] Sir_Lemming bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:10:47 from level 61.
[05/04/14 08:45:23] Sir_Lemming [288/516] has challenged Pranker [204/443] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:10:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/05/14 23:56:02] Sir_Lemming [50/516] has challenged ovf [63/468] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:52:25 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/08/14 22:18:08] mthw [13/666] has challenged Sir_Lemming [485/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:58:38 is added to mthw's clock.
[05/09/14 00:18:41] Sir_Lemming [168/516] has challenged Fluttershy [39/482] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:06:29 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/14 11:21:43] Sir_Lemming [295/516] has challenged Gerdesas [58/556] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:06:54 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/10/14 02:02:52] woonack [62/732] has come upon Sir_Lemming [385/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/10/14 02:54:27] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:58 towards level 61.
[05/11/14 18:37:09] Furry [270/532] has challenged Sir_Lemming [31/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:26:33 is removed from Furry's clock.
[05/12/14 09:15:34] Sir_Lemming, Wayneoween, and zinya [661/1828] have team battled Killerkid, Furry, and Kronos [37/1445] and won! 0 days, 11:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/14 10:55:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 02:31:53 from level 61.
[05/13/14 19:18:42] ingo, mjh, and Sir_Lemming [715/1048] have team battled gipyelrah, yano, and CFSworks [623/2673] and won! 0 days, 00:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/14 12:11:31] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:27:02 towards level 61.
[05/15/14 11:18:29] Chosi, filinep, and cst [39/1303] have team battled Gyran, Sir_Lemming, and eva42 [688/1042] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 01:18:41] Spazturtle [97/744] has come upon Sir_Lemming [93/516] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:50:58 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[05/16/14 12:28:24] got2get [0/2] has challenged Sir_Lemming [198/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to got2get's clock.
[05/16/14 17:47:00] Sir_Lemming, neurospex, and MontyZuma [178/2385] have team battled tmberg, G33KY, and charitwo [1617/1800] and lost! 3 days, 13:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 23:13:01] brendan, neurospex, and gideonstar [87/2040] have team battled goThic, eva42, and Sir_Lemming [854/1101] and lost! 1 day, 12:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 05:08:05] ajhgfa, jmaugue, and Majak [242/1148] have team battled eva42, Sir_Lemming, and Krenz [974/1316] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 06:29:40] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:16:16 towards level 61.
[05/17/14 21:05:15] Sir_Lemming was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:42:05 from level 61.
[05/18/14 05:23:36] filinep [274/426] has challenged Sir_Lemming [19/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:22:19 is removed from filinep's clock.
[05/18/14 13:27:13] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:47:34 towards level 61.
[05/18/14 17:23:37] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:15:35 towards level 61.
[05/19/14 04:05:35] dindinx [19/520] has come upon Sir_Lemming [493/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:19 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/28/14 08:48:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 17:43:56 from level 61.
[07/28/14 13:02:55] Adar [99/498] has come upon Sir_Lemming [310/516] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:30 is added to Adar's clock.
[07/29/14 00:28:54] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:03:31 towards level 61.
[07/30/14 01:27:29] Boohbah [41/407] has challenged Sir_Lemming [124/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:57:50 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[07/30/14 05:34:30] dwfreed [326/435] has come upon Sir_Lemming [255/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:38:26 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/30/14 10:56:56] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:12:41 from level 61.
[07/30/14 19:26:21] honkybonky [4/411] has come upon Sir_Lemming [315/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:05 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[07/30/14 23:54:49] Alfie [342/528] has come upon Sir_Lemming [456/516] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:51:02 is added to Alfie's clock.
[07/31/14 01:34:07] Sir_Lemming [201/516] has challenged Nullestia [129/205] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:46:49 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/31/14 02:57:19] Boohbah, Sir_Lemming, and idisjunction [519/1691] have team battled AngryParsley, zid, and MetaNova [931/1882] and lost! 2 days, 23:46:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/14 08:17:56] Revi [174/283] has challenged Sir_Lemming [218/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Revi's clock.
[07/31/14 16:39:15] Vostok [635/795] has come upon Sir_Lemming [156/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:27:46 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[08/01/14 08:41:23] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:56:36 from level 61.
[08/01/14 11:30:39] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:37:40 towards level 61.
[08/01/14 11:43:30] Sir_Lemming [276/516] has challenged kaplejon [248/445] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:44:26 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/02/14 11:37:02] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:23:27 towards level 61.
[08/02/14 19:52:12] Sir_Lemming [62/516] has challenged Beastie [163/248] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:48:39 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/03/14 03:26:40] Spazturtle [296/744] has come upon Sir_Lemming [24/516] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:47:38 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[08/03/14 08:55:07] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:19:09 towards level 61.
[08/03/14 09:27:31] allo, dxrt, and dwfreed [932/2077] have team battled kork, Spazturtle, and Sir_Lemming [1469/1492] and lost! 0 days, 09:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/14 15:28:34] Sir_Lemming, allo, and IdleMaster [1209/1792] have team battled Spazturtle, Pici, and Diesel [1262/1730] and lost! 2 days, 20:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/14 23:17:49] jeaye [178/510] has come upon Sir_Lemming [95/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:40:24 is removed from jeaye's clock.
[08/05/14 12:08:51] Sir_Lemming, filinep, and digitaldonk [185/1682] have team battled spillere, Stoertebeker, and gipyelrah [161/1639] and won! 0 days, 16:11:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/14 14:06:18] Sir_Lemming, spillere, and godog [49/1019] have team battled Yankee, idleOne, and ChiefRA [1779/2128] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/14 18:28:55] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:27:50 from level 61.
[08/06/14 20:07:49] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:22 towards level 61.
[08/07/14 14:31:50] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:23:02 towards level 61.
[08/08/14 21:50:26] Trondby [281/332] has come upon Sir_Lemming [350/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:49 is added to Trondby's clock.
[08/09/14 11:25:05] Trondby [275/348] has challenged Sir_Lemming [91/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from Trondby's clock.
[08/10/14 17:44:08] Sir_Lemming [352/516] has challenged clonak [359/440] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:27:24 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/11/14 09:48:46] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:37 towards level 61.
[08/11/14 20:24:02] PriceChild [7/642] has come upon Sir_Lemming [334/516] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:43:57 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[08/12/14 06:38:13] TehKitti [52/119] has challenged Sir_Lemming [224/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[08/13/14 16:25:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 16 days, 15:15:45 toward level 61.
[08/14/14 02:14:00] Sir_Lemming [87/516] has come upon pfoley [4/701] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:24:18 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/16/14 09:22:39] Sir_Lemming [38/516] has challenged Trondby [105/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:56 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/16/14 10:22:54] rasputo [891/1087] has challenged Sir_Lemming [24/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:15 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[08/16/14 11:29:30] grooverider [687/927] has come upon Sir_Lemming [487/516] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:50:39 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/17/14 00:05:06] Sir_Lemming [52/516] has challenged filinep [25/435] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:34:17 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/17/14 06:06:27] Majak [151/328] has challenged Sir_Lemming [299/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:49 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/17/14 23:10:33] Sir_Lemming [42/516] has challenged JCphoenix [53/308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:14 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/18/14 00:43:35] Cenhinen [184/741] has come upon Sir_Lemming [396/516] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:33:56 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[08/18/14 02:44:54] dyreshark [128/245] has challenged Sir_Lemming [103/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:30 is removed from dyreshark's clock.
[08/18/14 09:23:28] grooverider [757/927] has come upon Sir_Lemming [329/516] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:32:35 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/18/14 14:14:15] Eiam [34/378] has challenged Sir_Lemming [329/516] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:10:14 is added to Eiam's clock.
[08/18/14 17:15:05] Sir_Lemming [413/516] has challenged Nullestia [62/245] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:33:09 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/19/14 01:22:31] nfsnobody [44/130] has challenged Sir_Lemming [122/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[08/19/14 10:59:27] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:35 towards level 61.
[08/19/14 15:55:06] Sir_Lemming [235/516] has come upon Gunther [345/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/19/14 22:22:26] filinep [135/435] has challenged Sir_Lemming [195/516] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:31:20 is added to filinep's clock.
[08/20/14 06:01:57] Gunther [419/441] has challenged Sir_Lemming [188/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Gunther's clock.
[08/21/14 09:55:15] pipework [79/282] has challenged Sir_Lemming [430/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to pipework's clock.
[08/21/14 18:58:26] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:56 towards level 61.
[08/22/14 16:08:22] spillere [383/443] has challenged Sir_Lemming [376/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from spillere's clock.
[08/24/14 08:07:58] TehKitti, Majak, and SchrodingersScat [685/1353] have team battled pipework, pixelate, and Sir_Lemming [102/1138] and won! 0 days, 04:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/14 17:47:22] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:21 towards level 61.
[08/25/14 03:38:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 20:27:14 toward level 61.
[08/25/14 07:54:42] Sir_Lemming was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:57 from level 61.
[08/26/14 06:10:51] PiotrekD [316/639] has come upon Sir_Lemming [255/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:27:16 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[08/29/14 01:54:58] yawgmoth, yano, and Mateusz [959/2183] have team battled noother, Sir_Lemming, and SchrodingersScat [150/2298] and won! 0 days, 22:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/14 23:44:46] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:42 towards level 61.
[08/31/14 01:54:27] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:21 towards level 61.
[09/01/14 03:48:57] yano [1034/1070] has challenged Sir_Lemming [89/516] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:42:27 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/02/14 15:56:00] Sir_Lemming, Boohbah, and Danthemandoo [1139/1435] have team battled Sheena, Charris, and cudaman73 [720/1149] and won! 0 days, 04:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/14 01:33:24] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:26 towards level 61.
[09/03/14 16:23:50] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:04 towards level 61.
[09/04/14 08:23:18] Sir_Lemming reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/14 17:18:08] Nayru [387/504] has challenged Sir_Lemming [185/519] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[09/05/14 07:24:14] TehKitti [197/322] has challenged Sir_Lemming [105/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from TehKitti's clock.
[09/07/14 07:49:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 00:28:22 toward level 61.
[09/07/14 10:56:07] Sir_Lemming [25/519] has challenged nitzer [158/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:46 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/07/14 17:20:57] Sir_Lemming [314/519] has challenged ruan [275/864] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/08/14 05:01:19] Nathan [267/503] has challenged Sir_Lemming [480/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:34 is added to Nathan's clock.
[09/08/14 08:02:11] irix [542/853] has challenged Sir_Lemming [514/519] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:19:09 is removed from irix's clock.
[09/08/14 18:50:55] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:55:18 towards level 62.
[09/09/14 16:16:36] Anderson [205/283] has challenged Sir_Lemming [21/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from Anderson's clock.
[09/09/14 19:36:34] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:41:23 from level 62.
[09/09/14 20:40:08] Barry [428/538] has come upon Sir_Lemming [22/519] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:21:22 is removed from Barry's clock.
[09/11/14 13:55:32] IdleMaster [285/459] has come upon Sir_Lemming [403/519] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:35:34 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/11/14 18:18:09] phy1729 [11/253] has challenged Sir_Lemming [295/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to phy1729's clock.
[09/11/14 21:30:48] Virtual [184/1114] has challenged Sir_Lemming [331/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:21 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/12/14 03:56:35] DancingQueen [14/74] has challenged Sir_Lemming [150/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to DancingQueen's clock.
[09/12/14 16:33:38] Sir_Lemming fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:41:26 from level 62.
[09/13/14 08:42:01] Sir_Lemming [447/519] has challenged kenyon [965/1033] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:46 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/13/14 22:16:58] brian448 [163/189] has challenged Sir_Lemming [494/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to brian448's clock.
[09/14/14 03:45:57] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:24:45 towards level 62.
[09/14/14 03:47:36] Sir_Lemming [168/519] has challenged cxz [148/408] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:29:18 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/14/14 11:50:03] Sir_Lemming [174/519] has challenged Lenny [705/987] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:22:59 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/14/14 16:26:11] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:50 towards level 62.
[09/15/14 09:43:01] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:58 towards level 62.
[09/15/14 14:05:29] aarontc [128/596] has challenged Sir_Lemming [402/519] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to aarontc's clock.
[09/16/14 20:15:44] tinpusher [109/215] has challenged Sir_Lemming [271/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to tinpusher's clock.
[09/17/14 14:55:05] VonGuard [37/306] has come upon Sir_Lemming [125/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:18 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[09/18/14 14:26:03] digitaldonk, argus, and AngryParsley [948/2703] have team battled Sir_Lemming, simple, and phy1729 [552/1314] and won! 0 days, 13:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/14 16:57:07] cam [0/302] has challenged Sir_Lemming [238/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to cam's clock.
[09/19/14 02:51:59] droogie, Frogging101, and Sir_Lemming [1504/1722] have team battled sbp, Pici, and Cameron_D [2159/2500] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/14 02:56:22] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:23:24 towards level 62.
[09/19/14 13:16:20] kork, Birdbones, and Doctor [484/1652] have team battled zid, Sir_Lemming, and Krenz [1356/1788] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/14 22:29:37] Sir_Lemming [79/519] has challenged drazil [162/203] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:55:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/20/14 17:44:03] FrodoTheHobbit [498/806] has come upon Sir_Lemming [328/519] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:38:40 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[09/21/14 12:22:09] SpamMage [361/650] has come upon Sir_Lemming [332/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:48 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[09/21/14 12:22:09] SpamMage has dealt Sir_Lemming a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:46:00 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/21/14 18:15:37] SlowRiot [72/75] has challenged Sir_Lemming [351/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/22/14 13:47:36] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:25 towards level 62.
[09/23/14 10:45:35] kaplejon, argus, and Sixbierehomme [1048/1594] have team battled SchrodingersScat, irix, and Sir_Lemming [862/2216] and won! 1 day, 01:00:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/14 10:57:17] Sir_Lemming [384/519] has challenged FenrirWolf [37/320] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:35:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/24/14 06:28:12] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:27:45 towards level 62.
[09/24/14 09:17:27] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:32 towards level 62.
[09/24/14 10:04:01] Sir_Lemming [222/519] has challenged gravis [399/459] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:44:57 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/27/14 10:49:29] gr0w [23/204] has challenged Sir_Lemming [25/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to gr0w's clock.
[09/28/14 18:34:12] Sir_Lemming [75/519] has challenged Nathan [275/482] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:00:54 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/29/14 13:39:37] Bokkie [267/332] has challenged Sir_Lemming [307/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:54 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[09/29/14 15:01:18] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:06:44 towards level 62.
[09/30/14 05:22:06] c0de [70/519] has come upon Sir_Lemming [416/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:42 is added to c0de's clock.
[09/30/14 06:08:57] Sixbierehomme, eva42, and Sir_Lemming [533/1479] have team battled Ouchy, sartan, and Wayneoween [508/1967] and won! 0 days, 23:28:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 14:06:51] nfsnobody [313/326] has come upon Sir_Lemming [329/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:29 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[09/30/14 23:10:54] vrillusions [334/1082] has challenged Sir_Lemming [275/519] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:57:16 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[10/01/14 16:52:45] w3stside [36/352] has challenged Sir_Lemming [286/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to w3stside's clock.
[10/01/14 18:02:49] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:03:50 towards level 62.
[10/02/14 02:18:06] woonack [294/754] has challenged Sir_Lemming [436/519] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:35:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/02/14 20:38:10] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:30 towards level 62.
[10/03/14 01:07:05] sedrik [90/128] has challenged Sir_Lemming [190/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to sedrik's clock.
[10/03/14 03:24:44] Sir_Lemming [87/519] has challenged Birdbones [679/868] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:35:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/03/14 06:25:30] Sir_Lemming [269/519] has challenged G33KY [380/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:50:13 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/05/14 17:25:52] Ttech [985/1260] has come upon Sir_Lemming [341/519] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:09:10 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/07/14 06:50:58] Sir_Lemming [227/519] has challenged godog [280/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:52:45 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/07/14 12:23:41] Sir_Lemming was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:32 from level 62.
[10/08/14 00:55:52] Sir_Lemming [430/519] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [361/481] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:35:34 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/08/14 01:50:06] Sir_Lemming, alexj, and Boohbah [459/1277] have team battled TauPan, dyreshark, and Sixbierehomme [121/1179] and won! 0 days, 04:43:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/14 06:57:13] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:13 towards level 62.
[10/08/14 16:07:36] Albeit_J [46/194] has challenged Sir_Lemming [147/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Albeit_J's clock.
[10/11/14 10:38:52] Wayneoween [52/606] has come upon Sir_Lemming [358/519] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:44:07 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[10/11/14 15:20:17] Killerkid [441/571] has come upon Sir_Lemming [52/519] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:49:37 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[10/11/14 16:22:30] Sir_Lemming got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:33:04 from level 62.
[10/12/14 01:19:00] Sir_Lemming was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:38 from level 62.
[10/12/14 21:52:37] sedrik, gideonstar, and G33KY [222/1573] have team battled Wayneoween, Sir_Lemming, and Bender [917/1683] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/14 15:02:02] Son_of_Guy [29/77] has challenged Sir_Lemming [27/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:53 is removed from Son_of_Guy's clock.
[10/15/14 03:24:53] c0de [468/615] has come upon Sir_Lemming [31/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:52 is removed from c0de's clock.
[10/15/14 03:53:57] c0de [84/615] has come upon Sir_Lemming [208/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:27 is added to c0de's clock.
[10/15/14 19:56:32] Sir_Lemming [74/519] has challenged G33KY [324/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:00:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/15/14 21:48:42] idisjunction [446/828] has come upon Sir_Lemming [36/519] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:34:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/18/14 08:18:43] Sir_Lemming fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Sir_Lemming's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/14 02:29:41] pants [416/504] has come upon Sir_Lemming [397/514] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:17:17 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/19/14 10:59:11] Sir_Lemming died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:22:48 from level 62.
[10/20/14 18:31:58] SirMonkeybox [251/415] has challenged Sir_Lemming [62/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/21/14 07:49:00] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:56 towards level 62.
[10/21/14 12:40:58] Plasmastar, Killerkid, and dindinx [676/1518] have team battled Cenhinen, VonGuard, and Sir_Lemming [242/1609] and won! 0 days, 00:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/14 15:49:07] jbroome [115/587] has challenged Sir_Lemming [230/514] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to jbroome's clock.
[10/22/14 02:30:49] Sir_Lemming [299/514] has come upon benonsoftware [334/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:48:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/22/14 05:52:22] Skidel [202/528] has come upon Sir_Lemming [162/514] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:15:03 is removed from Skidel's clock.
[10/24/14 00:00:22] Sir_Lemming [217/514] has come upon pfoley [210/671] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:07:24 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/14 04:06:47] Sir_Lemming [245/514] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [765/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:12:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/14 07:07:36] Sir_Lemming [83/514] has challenged SirMonkeybox [115/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:36:34 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/14 11:08:37] Sir_Lemming [74/514] has challenged ShadowE989 [287/613] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:51 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/14 22:29:20] clearcasting [82/178] has challenged Sir_Lemming [212/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[10/24/14 23:11:55] Sir_Lemming [282/514] has challenged grooverider [243/944] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:28:10 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/25/14 00:12:12] Sir_Lemming [358/514] has challenged Vargink [21/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:35:55 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/25/14 04:31:15] Cysioland, Sir_Lemming, Shayanjm, and Alfie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/14 06:41:13] Shayanjm [155/511] has come upon Sir_Lemming [462/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:34 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[10/25/14 21:17:51] Sir_Lemming [440/514] has challenged droogie [757/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:56:15 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/26/14 02:14:32] bendem [119/301] has challenged Sir_Lemming [473/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to bendem's clock.
[10/26/14 11:05:14] Sir_Lemming [431/514] has come upon r00f [166/398] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:30:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/26/14 11:21:52] Sir_Lemming [169/514] has challenged yano [403/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:22:49 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/26/14 15:23:00] PiotrekD [312/783] has challenged Sir_Lemming [145/514] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:07:58 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[10/26/14 17:23:34] Sir_Lemming [430/514] has challenged droogie [490/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:51 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/28/14 13:02:37] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:58:27 from level 62.
[10/28/14 14:26:15] ifsp [0/140] has challenged Sir_Lemming [431/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to ifsp's clock.
[10/29/14 04:04:38] irix [414/864] has come upon Sir_Lemming [366/514] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:48:48 is removed from irix's clock.
[10/29/14 12:03:26] Sir_Lemming [96/514] has come upon Nathan [156/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:15:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/29/14 19:14:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 23:44:22 toward level 62.
[10/30/14 23:02:00] dindinx [53/534] has come upon Sir_Lemming [364/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:24:36 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/31/14 11:35:32] discopig [235/363] has come upon Sir_Lemming [152/514] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:11 is removed from discopig's clock.
[11/01/14 04:01:46] pixelate [60/532] has challenged Sir_Lemming [218/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:19:18 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/01/14 15:40:22] Anthrophobic [4/32] has challenged Sir_Lemming [38/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Anthrophobic's clock.
[11/03/14 06:05:00] Alfie [470/528] has come upon Sir_Lemming [103/514] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:11:21 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[11/04/14 00:11:53] Sir_Lemming fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:44 from level 62.
[11/04/14 05:10:30] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:59 from level 62.
[11/05/14 07:32:06] elf [527/844] has challenged Sir_Lemming [76/514] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:00:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/05/14 12:04:32] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:56 towards level 62.
[11/05/14 20:42:12] shandor [181/413] has come upon Sir_Lemming [113/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:10:05 is removed from shandor's clock.
[11/05/14 23:32:20] Totengeist [166/410] has come upon Sir_Lemming [50/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:59:51 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[11/06/14 19:43:14] Sir_Lemming [358/517] has challenged ph00ktastic [46/275] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:06:33 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/06/14 19:43:14] In the fierce battle, ph00ktastic dropped his level 37 shield! Sir_Lemming picks it up, tossing his old level 34 shield to ph00ktastic.
[11/06/14 22:42:54] brendan, vegadark, and Str1ngS [926/1295] have team battled Sir_Lemming, kaplejon, and w3stside [367/1442] and won! 1 day, 17:06:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/14 07:53:12] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:43:31 towards level 63.
[11/07/14 23:55:45] arachnist [269/593] has challenged Sir_Lemming [116/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:45 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[11/10/14 04:25:09] Totengeist [13/410] has come upon Sir_Lemming [158/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:31 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[11/10/14 08:34:59] verrbot, PiotrekD, and Sir_Lemming [653/1713] have team battled Gizmokid2005, brendan, and brentwalther [1289/2292] and lost! 1 day, 07:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/14 10:32:43] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:06:21 towards level 63.
[11/11/14 01:03:58] pfoley, naw, and simple [1446/1690] have team battled kork, ruan, and Sir_Lemming [808/1918] and won! 0 days, 13:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/14 07:39:55] dindinx [6/534] has come upon Sir_Lemming [65/520] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:38:36 is added to dindinx's clock.
[11/11/14 18:35:42] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:19:30 towards level 63.
[11/12/14 21:10:37] edo, yond, and Sir_Lemming [18/1718] have team battled yasdorian, MadHatter, and spillere [52/1665] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/14 06:20:50] Sir_Lemming spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Sir_Lemming's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/14 13:22:44] Silvanus_Betrium [299/351] has challenged Sir_Lemming [37/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/17/14 14:06:49] Danthemandoo [46/534] has challenged Sir_Lemming [196/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:50 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[11/17/14 19:46:58] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:42 towards level 63.
[11/18/14 04:29:52] Ed [35/213] has challenged Sir_Lemming [92/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Ed's clock.
[11/18/14 15:39:19] nfsnobody [232/370] has come upon Sir_Lemming [69/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:12 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[11/18/14 18:17:17] Sir_Lemming was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:45:45 from level 63.
[11/29/14 09:26:01] TehKitti [225/612] has come upon Sir_Lemming [360/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:25:53 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[11/30/14 11:53:54] VonGuard [581/617] has come upon Sir_Lemming [132/519] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:39:22 is removed from VonGuard's clock.
[12/01/14 00:25:47] Sir_Lemming [12/508] has come upon brendan [328/512] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:44:24 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/02/14 09:48:49] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:02 towards level 63.
[12/03/14 04:45:46] sedrik [472/605] has come upon Sir_Lemming [251/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:37:39 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[12/03/14 05:25:34] neo [447/506] has come upon Sir_Lemming [432/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:46 is removed from neo's clock.
[12/03/14 12:20:28] rehwanne, sedrik, and Sir_Lemming [790/1130] have team battled hawk, G33KY, and tmberg [2285/2405] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/14 20:20:57] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:20 towards level 63.
[12/03/14 23:41:51] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:42 towards level 63.
[12/04/14 10:03:35] c0de, Wayneoween, and Meistarin [1263/2125] have team battled ganja, filinep, and Sir_Lemming [401/1360] and won! 0 days, 21:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/14 10:15:52] TheMadHatter [258/440] has challenged Sir_Lemming [473/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:21:48 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[12/04/14 13:18:33] Sixbierehomme [338/575] has come upon Sir_Lemming [313/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:04:11 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/05/14 02:20:59] Sir_Lemming [415/508] has challenged Meistarin [809/867] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:41:39 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/05/14 19:26:27] Sir_Lemming [96/508] has challenged Beavis [896/995] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:08:02 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/05/14 23:27:44] gravis [104/528] has challenged Sir_Lemming [133/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:21:23 is added to gravis's clock.
[12/07/14 02:32:48] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:01:13 towards level 63.
[12/07/14 07:35:32] VonGuard [275/628] has challenged Sir_Lemming [83/508] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from VonGuard's clock.
[12/07/14 14:16:47] Sir_Lemming, dwfreed, and desspugne [536/1960] have team battled vrillusions, kapitanluffy, and archlich [1480/2236] and lost! 2 days, 00:48:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/14 23:51:02] argus [423/786] has challenged Sir_Lemming [164/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:05 is removed from argus's clock.
[12/09/14 15:05:57] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:12:27 towards level 63.
[12/09/14 19:11:54] nfsnobody [458/574] has challenged Sir_Lemming [499/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[12/09/14 23:12:10] twohlix [414/520] has come upon Sir_Lemming [168/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:12:48 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[12/10/14 16:04:09] Sir_Lemming [484/508] has challenged Brom [279/306] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:40:09 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/10/14 18:04:49] Sir_Lemming [244/508] has challenged Yankee [601/701] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:10:25 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/10/14 20:11:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 11 days, 05:10:51 toward level 63.
[12/10/14 22:14:17] Str1ngS, allo, Sir_Lemming, and Andries have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/14 05:26:11] TheRub [204/401] has challenged Sir_Lemming [159/508] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from TheRub's clock.
[12/13/14 01:22:46] Str1ngS [279/392] has challenged Sir_Lemming [243/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:35:05 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[12/14/14 08:19:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 2 days, 07:30:36 toward level 63.
[12/14/14 15:35:20] Sir_Lemming [261/508] has challenged aucg [668/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:23 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/16/14 01:46:38] Sir_Lemming [119/508] has challenged Darky [622/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:55 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/16/14 14:39:08] TheRub [54/405] has come upon Sir_Lemming [280/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:05:08 is added to TheRub's clock.
[12/17/14 08:20:41] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:21 from level 63.
[12/18/14 04:33:55] Sir_Lemming, argus, and Brom [1128/1655] have team battled twohlix, allo, and eva42 [637/1489] and won! 0 days, 05:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 19:51:06] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:36 from level 63.
[12/19/14 08:45:05] Pici [110/666] has come upon Sir_Lemming [101/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:00 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/19/14 18:47:03] jbroome [150/587] has come upon Sir_Lemming [142/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:45:32 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[12/20/14 12:21:39] m0shbear [798/801] has challenged Sir_Lemming [61/508] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:34:36 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/21/14 02:26:15] Sir_Lemming [319/508] has challenged NightExcessive [20/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:26 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/21/14 07:25:56] fattrat [471/491] has come upon Sir_Lemming [405/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/21/14 11:51:24] droogie [822/844] has come upon Sir_Lemming [445/508] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:21:13 is removed from droogie's clock.
[12/23/14 11:36:56] Agent86, Sir_Lemming, and TheMadHatter [969/1523] have team battled MetaNova, yang, and godog [774/1660] and won! 0 days, 04:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/14 09:12:49] Sir_Lemming [397/508] has challenged double [522/542] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/24/14 16:56:39] discopig [122/368] has come upon Sir_Lemming [235/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:30 is added to discopig's clock.
[12/25/14 04:14:10] Sir_Lemming [428/508] has come upon igorastds [163/425] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:57:38 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/26/14 08:03:43] Sir_Lemming got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:29:03 from level 64.
[12/26/14 13:48:08] dindinx, Gizmokid2005, and Frogging101 [1730/2559] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Spazturtle, and shandor [274/1917] and won! 0 days, 18:55:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/14 18:16:43] Sir_Lemming [231/508] has challenged nfsnobody [351/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:19:06 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/28/14 03:39:29] bairyn [119/523] has come upon Sir_Lemming [306/508] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:14:26 is added to bairyn's clock.
[12/28/14 08:28:14] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:58:53 towards level 64.
[12/29/14 00:09:07] axyjo [27/39] has challenged Sir_Lemming [480/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to axyjo's clock.
[12/30/14 13:06:48] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:00:52 towards level 64.
[12/31/14 10:08:25] kaplejon [337/491] has challenged Sir_Lemming [421/508] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[12/31/14 15:33:47] Pici, Curlybear, and Sir_Lemming [1235/1771] have team battled bl4ckscor3, NightExcessive, and m0shbear [988/1851] and won! 1 day, 13:11:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/15 00:49:40] gipyelrah, CRowen, and Gunther [800/2264] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Ttech, and pixelate [1570/2251] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/15 10:42:48] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:19:30 towards level 64.
[01/04/15 07:46:36] seanmnaes [2/21] has challenged Sir_Lemming [338/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/09/15 11:15:09] Sir_Lemming [48/508] has challenged SudoKing [286/492] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:24:49 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/10/15 01:52:29] Doctor [653/808] has challenged Sir_Lemming [308/508] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[01/11/15 13:04:05] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:56:36 from level 64.
[01/12/15 14:38:06] Str1ngS [40/392] has come upon Sir_Lemming [104/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:50 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[01/13/15 02:38:35] Sir_Lemming fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:02:25 from level 64.
[01/13/15 18:46:49] Sir_Lemming [219/508] has challenged Jens [472/800] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:02:54 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/14/15 13:38:02] Sir_Lemming, XenGi, and neurospex [863/2430] have team battled IdleMaster, davidfg4, and Xpktro [613/1480] and won! 3 days, 20:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/15 11:24:31] SirMonkeybox [506/801] has come upon Sir_Lemming [485/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:41:05 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/18/15 15:24:03] edo [488/630] has challenged Sir_Lemming [237/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:11 is removed from edo's clock.
[01/19/15 18:48:56] Sir_Lemming, Zifre, and brendan [19/1760] have team battled argus, vegadark, and Misza [913/1631] and lost! 1 day, 02:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/15 03:26:32] Sir_Lemming [169/508] has challenged elf [263/853] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:49:19 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/20/15 05:49:27] Sir_Lemming, Kartoffelsuppe, and Gunther [1442/1876] have team battled rotta, Cameron_D, and neo [944/2081] and won! 1 day, 14:19:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 01:01:38] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:32:47 towards level 64.
[01/21/15 06:33:31] sasaniak [484/662] has challenged Sir_Lemming [290/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:07:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/24/15 01:51:16] Sir_Lemming saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:48:18 from level 64.
[01/24/15 04:46:27] PiotrekD [635/764] has come upon Sir_Lemming [185/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:50:35 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/24/15 21:31:03] LordH, Danthemandoo, and Str1ngS [905/1390] have team battled Sir_Lemming, grooverider, and rotta [1706/1787] and lost! 0 days, 06:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/15 12:14:48] jholtom [185/480] has come upon Sir_Lemming [383/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:17 is added to jholtom's clock.
[01/31/15 06:33:02] VonGuard [337/611] has challenged Sir_Lemming [53/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:03:18 is removed from VonGuard's clock.
[01/31/15 14:35:13] Sir_Lemming [342/508] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [221/904] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:24:51 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/31/15 15:04:18] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:47 towards level 64.
[01/31/15 18:26:18] Cameron_D, Sir_Lemming, Fluttershy, and nfsnobody have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/15 06:03:10] G33KY [237/651] has come upon Sir_Lemming [20/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:34:11 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[02/04/15 06:03:10] G33KY has dealt Sir_Lemming a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:43:23 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/05/15 10:00:04] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:02 towards level 64.
[02/06/15 13:21:27] Sir_Lemming [331/508] has challenged CornFly [249/472] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:06:21 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/07/15 00:34:30] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:16:01 from level 64.
[02/07/15 10:50:12] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:35:03 towards level 64.
[02/08/15 13:18:47] Sir_Lemming, idisjunction, and ChiefRA [1556/1905] have team battled tmberg, suterismus, and LordH [1008/2675] and won! 1 day, 05:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/15 21:32:50] bigjay, kensington, and Sir_Lemming [1007/1539] have team battled burnsie, Ladon, and IdleMaster [92/1062] and won! 0 days, 02:21:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/15 18:17:55] franciaman [271/338] has challenged Sir_Lemming [55/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:00 is removed from franciaman's clock.
[02/10/15 03:26:27] Sir_Lemming [42/508] has come upon mthw [59/688] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:20:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/10/15 04:32:00] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:28:59 towards level 64.
[02/10/15 08:28:47] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:19:41 from level 64.
[02/10/15 14:17:37] zbart [77/536] has challenged Sir_Lemming [355/508] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to zbart's clock.
[02/10/15 19:31:06] burnsie [4/312] has challenged Sir_Lemming [339/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to burnsie's clock.
[02/11/15 21:06:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 5 days, 13:39:47 toward level 64.
[02/13/15 22:53:44] Sir_Lemming [417/508] has come upon dwfreed [457/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:37:37 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/16/15 16:59:18] damyan [22/355] has come upon Sir_Lemming [381/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:01 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/17/15 03:04:21] Kartoffelsuppe, Beavis, and dindinx [1925/2463] have team battled grooverider, Sir_Lemming, and Plasmastar [1205/1947] and won! 0 days, 10:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 03:44:47] Crazycatlady [61/297] has challenged Sir_Lemming [348/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/17/15 12:20:57] Sir_Lemming [79/508] has come upon SlowRiot [867/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:16 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/17/15 16:53:20] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:17 towards level 64.
[02/17/15 19:52:56] Sir_Lemming [415/508] has challenged mthw [646/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:03:53 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/18/15 10:14:02] ProgramMax [23/179] has challenged Sir_Lemming [414/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to ProgramMax's clock.
[02/18/15 15:21:52] Sir_Lemming [248/508] has come upon sasaniak [482/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:43:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/18/15 17:27:45] tiwake, droogie, and Ladon [432/2165] have team battled Birdbones, Sir_Lemming, and strugart [107/1964] and won! 0 days, 10:29:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 03:01:59] strugart [157/583] has come upon Sir_Lemming [140/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:01 is removed from strugart's clock.
[02/19/15 21:51:49] Opie [5/233] has challenged Sir_Lemming [297/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Opie's clock.
[02/20/15 02:15:13] yano, Sir_Lemming, idisjunction, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/15 05:29:55] woonack [130/830] has come upon Sir_Lemming [7/508] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:21:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/22/15 18:21:55] bogdan [175/479] has come upon Sir_Lemming [372/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:36 is added to bogdan's clock.
[02/22/15 21:34:05] nfsnobody [499/576] has challenged Sir_Lemming [244/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:39:06 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[02/23/15 06:37:08] Sir_Lemming [16/508] has challenged ganja [225/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:11:54 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/23/15 13:43:55] AbrahamLinksys [99/726] has come upon Sir_Lemming [264/508] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:53:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/24/15 10:46:48] Sir_Lemming [190/508] has challenged SlowRiot [628/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:27 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/27/15 05:16:28] Sir_Lemming was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:53 from level 64.
[02/27/15 16:02:55] AngryParsley, pants, and MontyZuma [866/2208] have team battled aucg, Sir_Lemming, and ProgramMax [688/1560] and won! 2 days, 00:07:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/15 16:13:54] Sir_Lemming [361/508] has challenged nitzer [170/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:13 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/28/15 22:44:39] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:32 towards level 64.
[03/01/15 00:04:23] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:33 towards level 64.
[03/01/15 22:25:04] L235 [416/435] has come upon Sir_Lemming [246/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:05:20 is removed from L235's clock.
[03/02/15 13:24:28] Sir_Lemming [317/508] has challenged PersonalJ [174/458] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:55:26 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/03/15 00:23:09] DataSmythe [103/298] has come upon Sir_Lemming [37/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:18:51 is removed from DataSmythe's clock.
[03/04/15 15:13:08] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:05:39 towards level 65.
[03/04/15 16:56:10] disk [115/563] has challenged Sir_Lemming [209/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:57 is added to disk's clock.
[03/05/15 07:01:10] Sir_Lemming [416/508] has challenged jholtom [361/496] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:36:30 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/08/15 06:38:30] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:33:56 towards level 65.
[03/08/15 16:35:44] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:44 towards level 65.
[03/08/15 23:31:01] Sir_Lemming [177/508] has challenged Totengeist [543/747] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:47:56 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/10/15 03:51:05] Sir_Lemming has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:20:21 from level 65.
[03/11/15 03:27:36] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, yasdorian, and ToxicMouse have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/15 14:52:52] discopig [379/384] has challenged Sir_Lemming [450/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:49:56 is added to discopig's clock.
[03/11/15 19:54:41] Gizmokid2005 [749/987] has challenged Sir_Lemming [218/508] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:16:07 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[03/11/15 21:38:54] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:49:57 towards level 65.
[03/12/15 05:29:55] fbenoit [349/449] has come upon Sir_Lemming [127/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:20 is removed from fbenoit's clock.
[03/13/15 10:07:59] Sir_Lemming [142/508] has challenged fattrat [371/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:33:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/13/15 10:37:09] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:43 towards level 65.
[03/14/15 06:30:38] eva42 [263/715] has come upon Sir_Lemming [241/508] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:54:52 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/15/15 03:22:16] Sir_Lemming [35/508] has challenged mthw [631/856] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:03:36 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/15/15 16:26:53] Sir_Lemming [413/508] has challenged Brainiac [74/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:53:54 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/15/15 17:00:26] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:02:14 towards level 65.
[03/16/15 01:08:43] MontyZuma [115/919] has come upon Sir_Lemming [58/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:11:17 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[03/16/15 17:35:46] Soappy [388/732] has challenged Sir_Lemming [335/508] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:32:35 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[03/18/15 03:47:35] Simie [790/877] has challenged Sir_Lemming [275/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:17 is removed from Simie's clock.
[03/18/15 05:39:56] Trozz [16/27] has challenged Sir_Lemming [421/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Trozz's clock.
[03/18/15 19:45:17] Sir_Lemming [164/508] has come upon pfoley [131/870] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:36:40 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/20/15 03:38:03] Hydrogenum [143/992] has come upon Sir_Lemming [23/508] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:59:55 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[03/20/15 17:43:03] JustAPerson [140/271] has challenged Sir_Lemming [418/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[03/23/15 11:06:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 08:58:53 from level 65.
[03/23/15 17:04:37] hoover [64/258] has challenged Sir_Lemming [79/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to hoover's clock.
[03/23/15 20:34:48] kenyon [426/1226] has challenged Sir_Lemming [93/508] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:38:20 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/24/15 09:39:25] Majak [256/404] has challenged Sir_Lemming [393/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:55 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/24/15 09:41:11] SchrodingersScat [275/394] has come upon Sir_Lemming [175/508] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:09:45 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[03/24/15 11:00:30] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:55 towards level 65.
[03/24/15 11:36:45] Trozz [56/267] has challenged Sir_Lemming [226/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Trozz's clock.
[03/24/15 17:25:17] Zifre [74/577] has come upon Sir_Lemming [108/508] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:05:30 is added to Zifre's clock.
[03/25/15 03:16:32] Sir_Lemming [306/508] has come upon NightRabbit [112/237] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:12 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/26/15 02:29:42] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:28 towards level 65.
[03/27/15 00:01:08] Sir_Lemming [278/508] has challenged CornFly [132/462] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:28:00 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/27/15 18:54:38] phobos_anomaly [204/373] has challenged Sir_Lemming [355/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to phobos_anomaly's clock.
[03/29/15 11:42:30] Sir_Lemming got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:19 from level 65.
[03/29/15 13:25:11] Sir_Lemming [376/508] has challenged XenGi [712/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/29/15 20:27:51] sjefen6 [247/426] has challenged Sir_Lemming [347/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:33 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[03/31/15 17:44:56] Sir_Lemming [93/508] has challenged Satoshi [110/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:57 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/01/15 07:40:40] ruan [484/625] has come upon Sir_Lemming [19/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:36:06 is removed from ruan's clock.
[04/05/15 09:01:55] Sir_Lemming reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/15 16:00:37] Sir_Lemming, Virtual, Cenhinen, and mmhh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/15 05:07:56] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:58 towards level 65.
[04/06/15 12:18:41] Foible [99/230] has challenged Sir_Lemming [71/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from Foible's clock.
[04/06/15 15:18:53] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:05 towards level 65.
[04/08/15 10:53:01] Sir_Lemming [46/516] has challenged XJR-9 [662/690] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.

[04/09/15 21:06:44] MadHatter [253/478] has challenged Sir_Lemming [333/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:46 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[04/10/15 01:50:12] Sir_Lemming, bendem, and Boomie [714/1206] have team battled Panick, Gizmokid2005, and Shayanjm [923/1844] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/15 07:24:02] merryfett [17/76] has challenged Sir_Lemming [216/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to merryfett's clock.
[04/10/15 21:31:57] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:38:00 from level 66.
[04/10/15 22:20:09] Silvanus_Betrium, clearcasting, and damyan [981/1454] have team battled Glorfindel, Str1ngS, and Sir_Lemming [717/1408] and won! 0 days, 17:35:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/15 21:31:19] Sir_Lemming got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:29:56 from level 66.
[04/12/15 09:31:54] Sir_Lemming [480/516] has challenged Charris [199/393] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:49:32 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/12/15 10:40:29] benoliver999, Tenorman, and zid [1112/1914] have team battled Brainiac, csssuf, and Sir_Lemming [1111/1606] and won! 0 days, 01:00:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 07:33:27] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:14:39 towards level 66.
[04/13/15 23:52:09] SudoKing [457/740] has challenged Sir_Lemming [161/516] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:40:49 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[04/14/15 04:29:42] strugart [63/714] has come upon Sir_Lemming [353/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:12:01 is added to strugart's clock.
[04/14/15 17:43:23] Sir_Lemming [213/516] has come upon Panick [291/296] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/15/15 00:44:15] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:50:12 towards level 66.
[04/15/15 05:23:02] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:52:32 towards level 66.
[04/15/15 20:23:14] IdleMaster [132/387] has come upon Sir_Lemming [124/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:39 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/16/15 01:26:04] boxfire [73/166] has challenged Sir_Lemming [475/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to boxfire's clock.
[04/16/15 10:09:53] Sir_Lemming [356/516] has come upon yond [507/914] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:42:36 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/16/15 19:51:56] Sir_Lemming, PersonalJ, and clearcasting [519/1477] have team battled Beavis, Pici, and zouave [2103/2116] and lost! 1 day, 13:36:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/15 22:45:09] Sir_Lemming sharpened the edge of his weapon! Sir_Lemming's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/15 04:45:49] Majak, TauPan, and Sir_Lemming [904/1260] have team battled Nofew, Panick, and coquinounet [392/1234] and won! 9 days, 20:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 13:06:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 12 days, 21:10:41 toward level 66.
[04/18/15 23:10:37] Sir_Lemming [476/536] has come upon SlowRiot [196/974] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:28:15 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/18/15 23:31:11] may_o [126/276] has challenged Sir_Lemming [440/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to may_o's clock.
[04/20/15 12:32:28] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:24:41 towards level 66.
[04/20/15 20:35:03] talso [316/716] has come upon Sir_Lemming [272/536] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:58:27 is removed from talso's clock.
[04/21/15 02:46:24] Thracky [195/793] has challenged Sir_Lemming [172/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:25 is removed from Thracky's clock.
[04/21/15 11:25:13] dindinx [149/820] has come upon Sir_Lemming [260/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:37 is added to dindinx's clock.
[04/22/15 02:54:50] Sir_Lemming [144/536] has challenged godog [21/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:00:15 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/23/15 20:54:13] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:39:04 towards level 66.
[04/23/15 22:09:56] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:25:40 from level 66.
[04/24/15 20:57:42] Sir_Lemming got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:59:31 from level 66.
[04/24/15 21:31:11] Meta [84/237] has challenged Sir_Lemming [29/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:00 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/25/15 01:15:52] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:28:33 from level 66.
[04/25/15 01:53:53] DiCEr1904 [171/562] has come upon Sir_Lemming [525/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:11:01 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[04/25/15 08:44:30] yond [542/916] has come upon Sir_Lemming [367/536] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:07:32 is removed from yond's clock.
[04/25/15 21:23:25] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:18:19 towards level 66.
[04/25/15 22:20:54] Sir_Lemming [375/536] has come upon honkybonky [62/689] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:30:10 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/26/15 11:56:27] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:48 towards level 66.
[04/26/15 17:17:33] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:44 towards level 66.
[04/26/15 20:34:49] Sir_Lemming [153/536] has challenged Regnor [274/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/26/15 20:51:21] Sir_Lemming has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:31:32 from level 66.
[04/26/15 23:40:43] Agent86 [64/646] has come upon Sir_Lemming [186/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:43 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/27/15 04:23:49] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:18 towards level 66.
[04/27/15 17:42:08] Sir_Lemming [452/536] has challenged Lowbow [239/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/28/15 03:50:55] vegadark, allo, and Rarity [1656/1747] have team battled NolanRaSinjaria, Majak, and Sir_Lemming [692/1355] and won! 2 days, 04:04:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 20:37:08] Sir_Lemming got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:29:50 from level 66.
[05/08/15 11:17:21] Sir_Lemming [306/536] has challenged charitwo [264/509] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:20:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/15 03:23:16] Sir_Lemming [513/536] has challenged Heisenberg [89/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:44:05 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/15 07:50:03] Sir_Lemming, Fluttershy, and zouave [1201/1752] have team battled Kyree, droogie, and PiotrekD [512/2008] and won! 0 days, 09:43:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 18:15:49] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:04 towards level 66.
[05/09/15 23:18:44] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:51 towards level 66.
[05/10/15 15:34:04] HeavyPodda [120/188] has challenged Sir_Lemming [238/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/13/15 10:15:58] eatssauve [157/214] has challenged Sir_Lemming [533/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to eatssauve's clock.
[05/13/15 14:18:07] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:21:50 from level 66.
[05/15/15 16:24:55] Zanoab [207/531] has come upon Sir_Lemming [220/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:54 is added to Zanoab's clock.
[05/15/15 21:43:44] HeavyPodda [181/335] has challenged Sir_Lemming [401/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/16/15 07:44:51] Beavis, Sixbierehomme, and Sir_Lemming [488/2291] have team battled XenGi, merryfett, and daemoneye [1678/1684] and lost! 2 days, 02:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/15 10:01:03] MadHatter [84/479] has challenged Sir_Lemming [409/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:19:57 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/16/15 12:15:43] pipework, Sir_Lemming, and identd [1825/1901] have team battled PriceChild, SirNeo, and grant050 [372/1208] and won! 0 days, 13:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 20:44:39] grant050 [164/314] has come upon Sir_Lemming [302/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:49 is added to grant050's clock.
[05/18/15 08:16:57] reim [411/452] has challenged Sir_Lemming [112/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:16:49 is removed from reim's clock.
[05/18/15 21:16:22] Rossimo [135/360] has challenged Sir_Lemming [46/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from Rossimo's clock.
[05/19/15 08:31:58] spaceCore, Zanoab, and Heisenberg [319/1403] have team battled jholtom, Sir_Lemming, and EkimmI [950/1359] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/15 03:46:31] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:50 towards level 66.
[05/21/15 01:42:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 08:16:06 from level 66.
[05/21/15 04:08:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 7 days, 11:27:25 toward level 66.
[05/21/15 05:40:57] reim [392/452] has challenged Sir_Lemming [209/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:03:29 is removed from reim's clock.
[05/21/15 15:57:56] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:46 towards level 66.
[05/22/15 03:25:44] rharwood [174/330] has challenged Sir_Lemming [93/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[05/23/15 15:45:33] mthw, ryushe, and Gatewayy [932/2066] have team battled zid, Sir_Lemming, and gravis [90/1900] and won! 1 day, 02:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/15 10:07:23] G33KY [708/731] has come upon Sir_Lemming [472/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:06 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[05/24/15 11:20:56] woonack, Avon, and PiotrekD [733/2608] have team battled Sir_Lemming, identd, and gazarsgo [1548/1670] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/15 12:44:53] sEpuLchEr [38/63] has challenged Sir_Lemming [291/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to sEpuLchEr's clock.
[05/26/15 17:09:43] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:58 towards level 66.
[05/26/15 22:28:55] Sir_Lemming [193/536] has challenged kenyon [733/1221] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:45:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/27/15 09:46:42] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:37 towards level 66.
[05/28/15 14:43:14] kensington [415/471] has challenged Sir_Lemming [138/536] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:10:20 is removed from kensington's clock.
[05/28/15 17:27:59] droogie, yond, and nikoJ [830/2404] have team battled Mirc0p, Sir_Lemming, and Egypt [480/1276] and won! 1 day, 03:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/15 13:19:16] Preedditty [188/217] has challenged Sir_Lemming [219/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Preedditty's clock.
[05/29/15 18:14:51] Sir_Lemming [104/536] has come upon CaptainKabluey [348/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:59:29 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/31/15 00:47:23] Gatewayy, yano, Sir_Lemming, and grant050 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/15 16:48:37] discopig [157/485] has come upon Sir_Lemming [206/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:10:07 is added to discopig's clock.
[05/31/15 18:48:49] Sir_Lemming [148/536] has come upon Jareeta [151/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:02 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/01/15 03:28:10] Rarity [29/882] has come upon Sir_Lemming [340/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:10:57 is added to Rarity's clock.
[06/01/15 16:11:52] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:10 towards level 66.
[06/02/15 12:41:31] splinny, Sir_Lemming, and r00f [945/1254] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, Alric`, and brendan [1032/1884] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/15 18:44:23] argus [514/712] has challenged Sir_Lemming [190/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:56:31 is removed from argus's clock.
[06/05/15 06:48:48] Sir_Lemming [22/536] has challenged vegadark [136/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:51 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/05/15 14:01:10] Sir_Lemming [127/536] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [38/521] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/05/15 17:06:34] idisjunction, Sir_Lemming, and XVar [1473/1752] have team battled Preedditty, Kitlith, and Birdbones [300/1626] and won! 0 days, 00:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/15 01:02:20] Misza [463/623] has challenged Sir_Lemming [300/536] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/07/15 04:38:32] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:26:07 towards level 67.
[06/07/15 14:13:10] keepermurf [272/539] has come upon Sir_Lemming [203/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:29:32 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[06/09/15 17:05:31] Sir_Lemming [197/536] has challenged Majak [103/405] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:19:09 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/09/15 23:38:17] Sir_Lemming tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:48:33 towards level 67.
[06/10/15 18:36:35] RistoUuranmaki [2/3] has challenged Sir_Lemming [364/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/12/15 01:26:58] yasdorian, MadHatter, and G33KY [1249/2115] have team battled suterismus, XenGi, and Sir_Lemming [2514/2615] and lost! 1 day, 15:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/15 14:27:53] Sir_Lemming [269/536] has challenged Plasmastar [356/390] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:34:35 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/12/15 15:19:39] Sir_Lemming [146/536] has come upon splinny [220/279] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:45:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/13/15 04:39:09] Killerkid [376/556] has come upon Sir_Lemming [410/536] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:53:12 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[06/13/15 11:58:24] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:42:12 from level 67.
[06/15/15 16:54:26] Tenorman [834/917] has challenged Sir_Lemming [55/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:52 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[06/15/15 21:41:25] LordH [638/800] has challenged Sir_Lemming [342/536] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from LordH's clock.
[06/16/15 08:59:52] Sir_Lemming [189/536] has challenged SudoKing [641/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:06 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/16/15 09:06:28] Sir_Lemming [75/536] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [286/515] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:14:19 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/16/15 10:14:30] rharwood [159/566] has challenged Sir_Lemming [193/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to rharwood's clock.
[06/19/15 03:17:24] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:55:42 from level 67.
[06/19/15 05:39:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 22:26:17 from level 67.
[06/19/15 11:43:23] Tazzlefoot [36/146] has challenged Sir_Lemming [3/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:07 is removed from Tazzlefoot's clock.
[06/19/15 15:31:15] droogie, rharwood, and Frogging101 [710/2027] have team battled honkybonky, Sir_Lemming, and Charris [470/1636] and won! 0 days, 13:02:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/15 16:20:51] Sir_Lemming [185/536] has challenged pants [288/454] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:18:36 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/22/15 06:25:03] Sir_Lemming [395/536] has challenged cbob [146/450] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:11:20 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/22/15 17:03:34] Sir_Lemming set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:24:16 from level 67.
[06/22/15 21:33:50] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:28:45 from level 67.
[06/23/15 06:11:06] Misza [51/623] has come upon Sir_Lemming [381/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:59:31 is added to Misza's clock.
[06/23/15 11:34:01] Sir_Lemming [402/536] has challenged Fluttershy [53/816] in combat and won! 19 days, 21:37:57 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/02/15 08:42:51] sasaniak [436/686] has challenged Sir_Lemming [74/536] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:20:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/03/15 01:48:42] Sir_Lemming [451/536] has challenged tiwake [676/956] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:55:45 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/03/15 13:57:28] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 13:46:39 from level 67.
[07/03/15 18:14:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 31 days, 08:46:31 toward level 67.
[07/04/15 03:44:35] cbob, Sir_Lemming, and IdleMaster [322/1416] have team battled discopig, yasdorian, and reim [144/1776] and won! 1 day, 10:45:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/15 14:23:03] neo [636/792] has come upon Sir_Lemming [401/536] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:41:14 is removed from neo's clock.
[07/06/15 05:25:08] tiwake, arlen, honkybonky, and Sir_Lemming have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/15 08:41:19] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:59:45 towards level 67.
[07/06/15 14:32:24] neo, LordH, and blind [1978/2460] have team battled Sir_Lemming, abra0, and SirMonkeybox [483/1772] and won! 0 days, 09:26:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/15 16:02:16] Sir_Lemming, jeaye, and Darky [619/1829] have team battled ajhgfa, Asara, and Akiyuki [921/1524] and lost! 1 day, 13:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/15 16:10:22] splinny [63/389] has challenged Sir_Lemming [171/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to splinny's clock.
[07/07/15 01:23:51] merryfett [46/525] has come upon Sir_Lemming [170/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:43:28 is added to merryfett's clock.
[07/07/15 21:21:54] MontyZuma, Killerkid, and gipyelrah [1261/2493] have team battled AKBlindy, Beavis, and Sir_Lemming [467/2202] and won! 0 days, 20:13:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 11:41:11] MetaNova [361/723] has challenged Sir_Lemming [376/536] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:36:40 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/09/15 12:40:00] noother [840/927] has come upon Sir_Lemming [107/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:00:13 is removed from noother's clock.
[07/11/15 07:31:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 08:14:28 from level 67.
[07/11/15 13:26:03] Haru [130/214] has challenged Sir_Lemming [228/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Haru's clock.
[07/11/15 15:35:53] Sir_Lemming slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Sir_Lemming's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/15 07:44:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 23 days, 22:19:43 toward level 67.
[07/15/15 12:01:35] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:13:45 from level 67.
[07/15/15 20:48:34] pekster, pixelate, and Sir_Lemming [733/1630] have team battled Andries, MJ94, and nikoJ [352/1425] and won! 3 days, 08:24:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/15 10:09:44] Gorgon, Sir_Lemming, and Haquer [710/1154] have team battled ToxicMouse, grant050, and CFSworks [934/1802] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 02:46:18] Gaius [406/413] has challenged Sir_Lemming [243/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from Gaius's clock.
[07/17/15 06:24:50] Lilian, Sir_Lemming, and Regnor [1205/1270] have team battled Majak, NezumiRyu, and Tenorman [1333/1798] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 23:32:24] MetaNova [399/723] has come upon Sir_Lemming [502/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:56:05 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/18/15 23:32:31] MetaNova [535/723] has come upon Sir_Lemming [161/531] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:26:32 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[07/19/15 02:55:08] Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and Heisenberg [1078/2333] have team battled Ladon, Avy, and Sir_Lemming [1220/1620] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 21:14:09] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:16:23 towards level 67.
[07/19/15 21:39:29] Tenorman [565/917] has come upon Sir_Lemming [128/531] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:27:54 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/19/15 23:59:02] a1291762, ChiefRA, and MontyZuma [1101/2109] have team battled Sir_Lemming, vrillusions, and Tesla [1731/1957] and lost! 1 day, 12:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/15 18:42:29] Sir_Lemming [6/531] has challenged Frogging101 [402/558] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:17:53 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/22/15 09:57:25] Totengeist [692/838] has challenged Sir_Lemming [279/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:22 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[07/24/15 03:12:38] Sir_Lemming [210/531] has challenged Jareeta [237/978] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:57:08 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/24/15 06:25:49] Oooooog [79/182] has come upon Sir_Lemming [439/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:53 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[07/24/15 08:14:28] mthw [490/656] has challenged Sir_Lemming [67/531] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:50:07 is removed from mthw's clock.
[07/25/15 15:22:19] Doctor, Sir_Lemming, and merryfett [1721/1964] have team battled arlen, MetaNova, and argus [790/2112] and won! 0 days, 12:15:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/15 01:31:08] Midsandhighs [274/306] has challenged Sir_Lemming [168/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:20 is removed from Midsandhighs's clock.
[07/26/15 17:18:34] Unikitty, Sir_Lemming, and kenyon [1768/2212] have team battled honkybonky, Frogging101, and Tesla [1810/1996] and lost! 0 days, 15:31:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/15 07:01:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 13 days, 05:56:00 toward level 67.
[07/28/15 19:54:05] pfoley [838/896] has challenged Sir_Lemming [153/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:05:11 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[07/28/15 21:32:08] Sir_Lemming, Birdbones, and yond [2120/2600] have team battled Evanna, a1291762, and Crazycatlady [301/1551] and won! 0 days, 17:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 21:52:12] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:18:14 towards level 67.
[07/30/15 01:48:21] godog [582/639] has come upon Sir_Lemming [192/531] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:59:56 is removed from godog's clock.
[07/30/15 01:50:48] Sir_Lemming, Evanna, and Birdbones [808/1902] have team battled mthw, Peaches, and Frogging101 [883/1480] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 00:54:39] Oooooog [51/342] has challenged Sir_Lemming [421/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[08/01/15 07:01:17] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:56:52 towards level 67.
[08/07/15 12:30:15] JustAPerson, Robmanx, and yasdorian [557/1448] have team battled SlowRiot, Andries, and Sir_Lemming [635/1722] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 01:02:56] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:46:58 from level 67.
[08/09/15 19:56:48] Sir_Lemming, AngryParsley, and Zeman4323 [900/1888] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and Kussie [921/1961] and lost! 1 day, 15:04:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 23:51:17] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:16 towards level 67.
[08/11/15 15:02:20] Plasmastar [293/355] has challenged Sir_Lemming [515/531] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:12:13 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[08/12/15 02:54:35] Frogging101, Majak, and pipework [344/1413] have team battled Ladon, Sir_Lemming, and Regnor [480/2101] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 04:57:59] wallmani, Brom, Sir_Lemming, and gipyelrah have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/15 12:15:56] allo, Frogging101, and Plasmastar [1007/1682] have team battled Sir_Lemming, SlowRiot, and Tesla [1129/1881] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 14:04:47] Nayru, Tesla, and ChiefRA [1369/1590] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Tamini, and gravis [1622/1741] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 11:38:06] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:56:30 towards level 67.
[08/17/15 05:23:57] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:43 towards level 67.
[08/17/15 10:48:55] astropoint [48/638] has come upon Sir_Lemming [53/531] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:52:07 is added to astropoint's clock.
[08/18/15 17:57:40] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:50 towards level 67.
[08/20/15 04:27:03] Boohbah [67/397] has come upon Sir_Lemming [8/531] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:48:32 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[08/20/15 07:45:07] prattmic [246/875] has come upon Sir_Lemming [142/531] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:52:06 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[08/20/15 11:23:32] XVar [142/422] has come upon Sir_Lemming [365/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:09 is added to XVar's clock.
[08/22/15 21:28:37] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:50:42 from level 67.
[08/23/15 15:33:53] dindinx [338/627] has challenged Sir_Lemming [74/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:47:22 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[08/25/15 19:57:01] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:50 towards level 67.
[08/27/15 08:55:36] XVar, redlegion, and MontyZuma [1895/1948] have team battled kapitanluffy, Sir_Lemming, and Totengeist [359/1948] and won! 0 days, 16:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 19:09:57] Sir_Lemming [88/531] has come upon MetaNova [445/555] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:29:51 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/28/15 01:26:42] Kyree [175/766] has come upon Sir_Lemming [354/531] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:42:30 is added to Kyree's clock.
[08/28/15 04:53:16] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:31 towards level 67.
[08/29/15 23:20:52] mthw, Killerkid, and Midsandhighs [454/1552] have team battled tmberg, Sir_Lemming, and Tesla [1661/2099] and lost! 0 days, 15:03:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/15 08:06:06] Darky, blizgerg, and spiffytech [122/2731] have team battled mthw, Sir_Lemming, and Virtual [457/2282] and lost! 0 days, 09:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/15 12:39:17] Avy [49/418] has come upon Sir_Lemming [102/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:53 is added to Avy's clock.
[09/01/15 04:47:02] Sir_Lemming [513/531] has challenged Misza [853/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:10:05 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/01/15 14:39:00] Lemelisk [410/562] has come upon Sir_Lemming [434/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:03:15 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[09/02/15 02:25:40] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:42 towards level 67.
[09/03/15 17:54:39] Sir_Lemming fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:17:40 from level 67.
[09/03/15 20:14:03] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:05:27 from level 67.
[09/04/15 08:12:23] x86_64, Majak, and Heisenberg [1204/1355] have team battled Cameron_D, bl4ckscor3, and Sir_Lemming [1804/2071] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/15 03:15:36] sjefen6 [138/452] has come upon Sir_Lemming [48/531] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:50:52 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[09/07/15 12:45:57] arlen [333/696] has challenged Sir_Lemming [432/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:04 is added to arlen's clock.
[09/07/15 17:47:51] Sir_Lemming [439/531] has challenged astropoint [47/643] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:51 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/08/15 07:53:17] kenyon [1161/1243] has challenged Sir_Lemming [129/531] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:33:00 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/09/15 02:00:27] Sir_Lemming [20/531] has challenged Meta [314/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:00 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/09/15 13:09:19] Plasmastar, abra0, and bigjay [1327/1744] have team battled Samus, m0shbear, and Sir_Lemming [1584/1605] and lost! 3 days, 01:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/15 15:29:33] Sir_Lemming, MJ94, and jenksy [513/1998] have team battled sasaniak, Pici, and agrajag [1550/2080] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 02:09:23] sedrik, Regnor, and Simie [413/2555] have team battled darkmage, LordH, and Sir_Lemming [966/2294] and lost! 2 days, 02:03:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 20:47:51] kork [338/349] has come upon Sir_Lemming [311/531] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:40:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/13/15 20:46:18] Sir_Lemming [202/531] has come upon LordH [321/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/13/15 23:46:20] Sir_Lemming [65/531] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [600/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:39 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/14/15 00:47:54] Sir_Lemming [2/531] has come upon astropoint [203/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:02:02 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/14/15 02:35:44] Sir_Lemming reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/15 06:58:22] Jareeta [74/977] has challenged Sir_Lemming [176/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:17:47 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[09/15/15 18:02:45] Sir_Lemming [188/535] has challenged Birdbones [807/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/17/15 16:08:28] AngryParsley [539/912] has come upon Sir_Lemming [115/535] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:39:43 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/19/15 06:27:28] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:43 towards level 67.
[09/19/15 07:35:59] rharwood [342/657] has challenged Sir_Lemming [299/535] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:16:53 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[09/20/15 10:53:55] grant050 [403/416] has come upon Sir_Lemming [353/535] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:01:20 is removed from grant050's clock.
[09/21/15 06:04:47] Sir_Lemming [533/551] has challenged SlowRiot [655/695] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/23/15 02:44:55] Sir_Lemming was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:31:56 from level 68.
[09/24/15 13:18:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 37 days, 03:13:03 toward level 68.
[09/24/15 21:53:00] a1291762, Tenorman, and Sir_Lemming [1854/2390] have team battled PersonalJ, hawk, and theemstra [29/1788] and won! 6 days, 06:07:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 07:14:46] Dan_` [39/47] has challenged Sir_Lemming [114/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[09/25/15 13:40:08] discopig, dwfreed, and greycat [1323/2021] have team battled LordH, Sir_Lemming, and arlen [1030/1986] and won! 1 day, 20:18:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 20:18:17] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:51:51 towards level 68.
[09/26/15 04:33:20] Sir_Lemming [250/551] has challenged Boohbah [156/607] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:12:47 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/26/15 05:33:38] Sir_Lemming [391/551] has challenged Plasmastar [316/365] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:40:35 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/26/15 15:30:48] vrillusions, ElectRo, and Kinsmir [2098/2857] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Majak, and Sir_Lemming [918/1704] and won! 4 days, 09:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 15:35:50] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:14 towards level 68.
[09/26/15 19:16:59] Tamini [384/623] has come upon Sir_Lemming [21/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:13:07 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[09/26/15 22:49:09] Sir_Lemming [235/551] has come upon PriceChild [432/515] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:44:51 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/28/15 16:21:30] Sir_Lemming, woonack, and SlowRiot [196/1909] have team battled MJ94, roy, and SmOkE_RU [415/1445] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 21:59:20] iynque [116/349] has challenged Sir_Lemming [141/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to iynque's clock.
[09/30/15 07:31:16] discopig, Furry, and SudoKing [231/2358] have team battled Gerdesas, fattrat, and Sir_Lemming [1095/1915] and lost! 1 day, 14:29:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 11:26:11] KyloRen [6/283] has come upon Sir_Lemming [54/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:54 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/04/15 12:56:49] Samus [182/653] has challenged Sir_Lemming [110/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from Samus's clock.
[10/04/15 21:09:16] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:12 towards level 68.
[10/04/15 22:30:40] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:46 towards level 68.
[10/05/15 22:03:48] abra0 [516/576] has challenged Sir_Lemming [383/551] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from abra0's clock.
[10/06/15 16:15:33] Sir_Lemming [534/551] has come upon mwhahaha [106/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:03:49 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/07/15 13:45:12] Sir_Lemming [372/551] has come upon MidnightToker [28/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:50:41 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/07/15 16:11:09] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:41 towards level 68.
[10/07/15 19:13:53] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:00 towards level 68.
[10/08/15 00:09:03] Sir_Lemming [422/551] has challenged Loquatious [367/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:03 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/08/15 06:11:13] Sir_Lemming [286/551] has challenged blizgerg [170/991] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:57:59 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/08/15 23:35:42] Sir_Lemming [496/551] has come upon darkmage [178/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:16:07 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/11/15 07:30:48] Sir_Lemming [66/551] has come upon XJR-9 [654/671] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:33:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/11/15 14:49:44] Eiam, arlen, Sir_Lemming, and aucg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/15 06:27:12] Sir_Lemming [196/560] has challenged Furry [412/520] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/12/15 08:42:47] Sixbierehomme [118/753] has come upon Sir_Lemming [471/560] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:22:38 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/13/15 00:28:32] Alric`, RBecker, and ssquirrel [665/1377] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Akiyuki, and Cypher [1671/2055] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/15 11:19:31] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:13:09 towards level 69.
[10/14/15 22:22:41] beefnog [314/328] has challenged Sir_Lemming [146/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:34 is removed from beefnog's clock.
[10/15/15 07:05:06] Sir_Lemming [526/564] has come upon roy [172/383] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:14:26 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/15/15 11:39:07] Sir_Lemming was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:40:48 from level 69.
[10/17/15 15:37:10] nfsnobody, sasaniak, and andoruh [1359/1678] have team battled kork, yasdorian, and Sir_Lemming [1133/1570] and won! 0 days, 08:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 23:37:18] Sir_Lemming [508/564] has challenged andoruh [92/316] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:01:54 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/18/15 03:40:48] cirdan [99/788] has challenged Sir_Lemming [450/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:03:23 is added to cirdan's clock.
[10/19/15 21:53:08] BURUT, Nofew, and aucg [452/2010] have team battled Xyrael, Sir_Lemming, and greycat [654/1847] and lost! 1 day, 00:25:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/15 12:06:15] Andries, suterismus, and sasaniak [583/2416] have team battled Sir_Lemming, identd, and Pici [4/1902] and won! 0 days, 08:54:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 15:11:56] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:32:17 from level 69.
[10/21/15 15:13:14] Sir_Lemming [474/564] has challenged MadHatter [131/499] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:31:28 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/22/15 04:41:15] drazisil, BURUT, and Adar [876/1226] have team battled Phoon, Zaratustra, and Sir_Lemming [1264/1500] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/15 05:25:13] Toagac, Bokkie, and Sir_Lemming [1013/1747] have team battled clearcasting, Simie, and drazisil [434/1799] and won! 2 days, 01:46:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/15 17:06:06] clonak [132/541] has come upon Sir_Lemming [279/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:45 is added to clonak's clock.
[10/26/15 06:16:26] phs_rainbow [5/7] has challenged Sir_Lemming [287/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to phs_rainbow's clock.
[10/26/15 15:43:02] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:45:19 towards level 69.
[10/26/15 23:24:06] allo [157/501] has come upon Sir_Lemming [441/564] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:17:30 is added to allo's clock.
[10/28/15 15:56:32] Ggoes [38/57] has challenged Sir_Lemming [9/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:05 is removed from Ggoes's clock.
[10/28/15 20:14:32] player23 [147/153] has challenged Sir_Lemming [195/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to player23's clock.
[10/28/15 22:21:53] SlowRiot [331/710] has challenged Sir_Lemming [459/564] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:13:31 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/29/15 19:51:31] arlen, RBecker, and Loquatious [163/1604] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Nyarlathotep, and RistoUuranmaki [850/1511] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/15 20:05:06] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:31:15 from level 69.
[10/30/15 07:20:26] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:05 towards level 69.
[10/30/15 15:13:08] Sir_Lemming [448/564] has come upon Totengeist [90/836] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:31:24 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/01/15 08:15:04] Cameron_D [532/1034] has come upon Sir_Lemming [55/564] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:50:50 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[11/02/15 01:13:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 8 days, 17:21:36 toward level 69.
[11/02/15 17:48:08] Haquer, FakeWizard, and Sir_Lemming [765/1385] have team battled clonak, MJ94, and nitzer [749/2090] and won! 0 days, 04:28:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 08:03:44] Sir_Lemming got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:08 from level 69.
[11/04/15 02:44:11] kenyon [503/1257] has come upon Sir_Lemming [423/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:07:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/08/15 00:22:12] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:51 towards level 69.
[11/08/15 07:26:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 5 days, 09:38:58 toward level 69.
[11/08/15 15:28:35] Sir_Lemming [343/564] has challenged Doctor [46/867] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:49:45 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/08/15 22:48:42] JensRex [14/69] has challenged Sir_Lemming [321/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to JensRex's clock.
[11/09/15 05:16:55] petrichor [206/332] has challenged Sir_Lemming [236/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to petrichor's clock.
[11/09/15 08:29:07] nitzer, Tesla, and yang [1031/2041] have team battled Sir_Lemming, roy, and Adar [1290/1557] and lost! 1 day, 02:52:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 07:35:34] Frank [1/3] has challenged Sir_Lemming [509/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Frank's clock.
[11/10/15 07:42:49] charitwo, streak, and redlegion [56/1448] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Tesla, and Remmy [778/1866] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 12:23:09] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:12 towards level 69.
[11/11/15 06:14:26] Sandwich [239/265] has challenged Sir_Lemming [440/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Sandwich's clock.
[11/11/15 09:46:55] XenGi, Tamini, and Alric` [962/2288] have team battled kenyon, Sir_Lemming, and n0mad [645/2464] and won! 0 days, 17:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/15 23:51:05] bl4ckscor3 [353/512] has challenged Sir_Lemming [89/564] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:08:32 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[11/12/15 02:26:26] JensRex [10/216] has challenged Sir_Lemming [134/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to JensRex's clock.
[11/13/15 20:44:06] robochot [363/365] has challenged Sir_Lemming [390/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/16/15 05:54:37] splinny [378/584] has come upon Sir_Lemming [100/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:12:31 is removed from splinny's clock.
[11/16/15 17:09:31] streak [42/294] has challenged Sir_Lemming [368/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to streak's clock.
[11/17/15 17:53:50] Gizmokid2005 [340/968] has come upon Sir_Lemming [117/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:30:41 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[11/19/15 04:39:17] Sir_Lemming, Mateusz, and sjefen6 [42/1709] have team battled CornFly, greycat, and bendem [186/2342] and lost! 2 days, 01:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/15 05:56:57] Darky [670/774] has challenged Sir_Lemming [402/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:05:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/20/15 06:32:00] Andries [175/528] has come upon Sir_Lemming [555/564] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:05:11 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/20/15 06:53:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 19:02:49 toward level 69.
[11/20/15 23:05:10] KyloRen [217/474] has come upon Sir_Lemming [314/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:02:44 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[11/21/15 09:47:02] XenGi [456/976] has come upon Sir_Lemming [181/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:37:06 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[11/22/15 00:11:25] grant050 [177/395] has challenged Sir_Lemming [151/564] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:33:35 is removed from grant050's clock.
[11/22/15 17:49:49] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:11 from level 69.
[11/23/15 23:14:48] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:29 from level 69.
[11/27/15 12:03:44] m0shbear [735/830] has challenged Sir_Lemming [179/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:18:25 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[11/27/15 23:07:12] Sir_Lemming [443/564] has challenged Totengeist [250/836] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:38:00 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/28/15 17:13:04] Sir_Lemming [403/564] has challenged Ladon [391/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:18 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/29/15 16:57:15] Sir_Lemming [178/564] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [138/478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:58:47 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/30/15 12:06:08] Andries [23/489] has come upon Sir_Lemming [218/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:51:05 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/01/15 05:39:05] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:27 towards level 69.
[12/02/15 03:46:42] reim [149/637] has challenged Sir_Lemming [82/564] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:29:10 is removed from reim's clock.
[12/06/15 15:29:19] MontyZuma, Gmane, and Sir_Lemming [144/1725] have team battled KyloRen, woonack, and Majak [298/1585] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/15 01:31:59] Sir_Lemming [113/564] has challenged JensRex [12/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:21 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/07/15 01:31:59] Sir_Lemming has dealt JensRex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:12:14 is added to JensRex's clock.
[12/07/15 11:37:24] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:12 towards level 69.
[12/07/15 23:36:39] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:59 from level 69.
[12/09/15 10:14:25] DrOfBaconNomics [52/379] has challenged Sir_Lemming [356/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/09/15 13:29:17] kork [111/350] has come upon Sir_Lemming [192/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:19:25 is added to kork's clock.
[12/09/15 17:34:50] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:54 towards level 69.
[12/10/15 00:27:41] Sir_Lemming [271/567] has challenged Ironhoof [366/426] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/10/15 10:10:18] unicron [594/675] has come upon Sir_Lemming [376/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:58:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/10/15 20:01:14] Lowbow, Sir_Lemming, and daemoneye [703/1666] have team battled kenyon, Hydrogenum, and fattrat [1105/2710] and lost! 4 days, 06:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/15 00:08:43] Sir_Lemming [2/567] has challenged Majak [74/423] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:28:32 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/11/15 04:55:52] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:56:48 towards level 70.
[12/11/15 08:51:49] Sir_Lemming [5/567] has come upon freeboson [599/805] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:43:31 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/11/15 09:12:17] Sir_Lemming [20/567] has challenged Douhet [398/558] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:20:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/11/15 10:44:50] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:29:15 towards level 70.
[12/12/15 14:56:14] Jaximo, Sir_Lemming, and pixelate [360/1426] have team battled honkybonky, Lowbow, and Sixbierehomme [1172/1881] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 17:19:21] brendan, gipyelrah, and MontyZuma [1980/2970] have team battled Setsu, Sir_Lemming, and blizgerg [1523/1630] and won! 2 days, 11:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/15 04:29:15] Kitlith [582/630] has challenged Sir_Lemming [205/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:24 is removed from Kitlith's clock.
[12/13/15 19:34:42] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:23:41 towards level 70.
[12/14/15 02:55:29] bl4ckscor3, ProdigalTim, and Killerkid [250/1424] have team battled Sir_Lemming, kenyon, and arlen [1325/2749] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/15 11:15:48] Timson, Sir_Lemming, and woonack [1332/1401] have team battled kier, Pogor, and bl4ckscor3 [477/1165] and won! 0 days, 00:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 14:02:36] ChasedSpade, Cypher, and Sir_Lemming [270/2099] have team battled kensington, Ironhoof, and Darky [1439/1756] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 20:39:43] Odin [32/59] has challenged Sir_Lemming [171/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Odin's clock.
[12/16/15 05:24:35] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, Virtual, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/15 16:08:21] drazisil [312/423] has come upon Sir_Lemming [254/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:15 is removed from drazisil's clock.
[12/18/15 15:45:30] Sir_Lemming [418/567] has come upon Boohbah [356/613] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:00:19 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/18/15 21:03:33] woonack, MontyZuma, and Andries [665/1997] have team battled Timson, Sir_Lemming, and zankore [712/1464] and lost! 1 day, 04:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/15 05:25:29] Jareeta [416/1043] has come upon Sir_Lemming [11/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:41:10 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[12/19/15 07:37:04] argus, Brom, and Sir_Lemming [695/1945] have team battled holloway, blizgerg, and JensRex [169/1503] and won! 1 day, 11:31:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/15 04:05:12] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:13:12 towards level 70.
[12/22/15 08:29:59] Sir_Lemming, Nofew, and holloway [1422/2014] have team battled Plasmastar, MadHatter, and yano [1175/1524] and won! 0 days, 10:38:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/15 17:30:43] SlowRiot [226/729] has challenged Sir_Lemming [255/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:52:47 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/28/15 09:56:53] discopig [77/814] has come upon Sir_Lemming [189/567] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:07:24 is added to discopig's clock.
[12/28/15 11:24:00] Ladon [522/835] has come upon Sir_Lemming [322/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:29:45 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[12/28/15 13:37:04] Sir_Lemming [3/567] has come upon pixelate [179/511] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:41:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/29/15 14:27:17] MadHatter [495/510] has challenged Sir_Lemming [237/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:21 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[12/31/15 01:33:31] r00f [277/686] has come upon Sir_Lemming [234/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:37:22 is removed from r00f's clock.
[01/01/16 04:46:44] TauPan, Boohbah, and RistoUuranmaki [1264/1432] have team battled Sir_Lemming, strugart, and kier [1783/1895] and lost! 1 day, 17:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/16 05:06:25] Sir_Lemming bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:21:20 towards level 70.
[01/03/16 13:54:10] bigjay [206/782] has come upon Sir_Lemming [121/567] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:03:07 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[01/03/16 14:43:03] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:06:55 towards level 70.
[01/03/16 17:26:47] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:24:42 from level 70.
[01/05/16 08:04:37] Sir_Lemming [56/567] has come upon holloway [252/362] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:34:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/05/16 16:43:02] jasim [107/185] has challenged Sir_Lemming [180/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to jasim's clock.
[01/06/16 23:23:02] charitwo, Sir_Lemming, and Simie [461/1949] have team battled Firien, kork, and bendem [571/1385] and lost! 5 days, 08:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/16 00:25:31] Sir_Lemming [316/567] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [572/660] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:52:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/07/16 06:27:49] Sir_Lemming [34/567] has challenged tmberg [604/856] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:44:23 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/07/16 21:45:04] Crazycatlady, bendem, Sir_Lemming, and PinkiePie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/16 07:00:27] Zythan [31/256] has challenged Sir_Lemming [562/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/10/16 06:00:31] Sir_Lemming got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:50:56 from level 70.
[01/10/16 16:59:21] Sir_Lemming [381/567] has challenged r00f [339/686] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:58:31 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/11/16 07:27:47] Mateusz, D-NICE, and SmOkE_RU [1507/1822] have team battled prattmic, arlen, and Sir_Lemming [182/2200] and won! 0 days, 20:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 08:54:49] Sir_Lemming [473/567] has come upon Satoshi [639/839] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:34:35 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/14/16 05:51:08] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:55:44 towards level 70.
[01/14/16 08:31:21] Sir_Lemming fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Sir_Lemming's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/16 15:34:22] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:51 towards level 70.
[01/15/16 04:40:28] Oooooog [427/474] has challenged Sir_Lemming [241/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:39 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[01/16/16 02:30:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 22:44:06 from level 70.
[01/16/16 23:30:39] ty [9/79] has challenged Sir_Lemming [528/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to ty's clock.
[01/16/16 23:49:43] Zythan [171/280] has come upon Sir_Lemming [249/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:22 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/21/16 15:20:16] Tatepon [39/170] has challenged Sir_Lemming [272/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Tatepon's clock.
[01/22/16 05:43:47] Sir_Lemming [210/562] has challenged charitwo [14/563] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:41:47 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/22/16 05:43:47] Sir_Lemming has dealt charitwo a Critical Strike! 8 days, 19:35:19 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/22/16 06:44:10] Schrodinger [84/424] has challenged Sir_Lemming [383/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:04 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[01/22/16 18:03:00] pdg [324/377] has come upon Sir_Lemming [536/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:15 is added to pdg's clock.
[01/22/16 22:10:50] abra0 [490/614] has come upon Sir_Lemming [549/562] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:54:09 is added to abra0's clock.
[01/23/16 16:33:33] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:12 towards level 70.
[01/24/16 05:01:36] Doctor [614/871] has challenged Sir_Lemming [212/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:36 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[01/26/16 00:53:13] Sir_Lemming [53/562] has come upon evilfix [260/263] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:05:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/28/16 07:04:50] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:16:54 towards level 70.
[01/28/16 11:04:36] Lios [88/309] has challenged Sir_Lemming [201/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/29/16 19:41:04] pants, Sir_Lemming, and d34th [1675/1726] have team battled ConSi, tspange, and yano [1037/1338] and won! 0 days, 16:35:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 01:23:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 12:26:32 from level 70.
[01/31/16 12:01:34] cyberfox [91/256] has challenged Sir_Lemming [452/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to cyberfox's clock.
[01/31/16 19:38:10] jenksy [405/705] has come upon Sir_Lemming [353/562] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:30:45 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[01/31/16 21:06:54] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:51:16 from level 70.
[02/02/16 12:56:37] Sir_Lemming, fattrat, and davidfg4 [1468/2392] have team battled Ironhoof, Zythan, and Evrial [675/1468] and won! 2 days, 03:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 22:30:35] Sir_Lemming [426/562] has challenged XenGi [238/913] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:12:29 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/03/16 12:24:15] Antutuuuuu [300/440] has challenged Sir_Lemming [159/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Antutuuuuu's clock.
[02/03/16 14:56:06] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:51 towards level 70.
[02/06/16 03:55:13] tmberg, Crazycatlady, Sir_Lemming, and FakeWizard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/16 17:04:24] kensington, PiotrekD, and D-NICE [898/1805] have team battled yang, Sir_Lemming, and Gmane [1345/1572] and lost! 0 days, 18:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/16 09:25:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 7 days, 05:07:06 toward level 70.
[02/08/16 04:34:26] darkmage, hannesenator, and elf [366/2292] have team battled abra0, MrGlass, and Sir_Lemming [10/1700] and won! 0 days, 18:40:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 03:54:49] Sir_Lemming was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:42 from level 70.
[02/10/16 05:45:28] Sir_Lemming, robox, and joek [632/1253] have team battled MJ94, sedrik, and RBecker [820/2281] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 02:18:31] Sir_Lemming, h00k, and ruan [1299/1915] have team battled d34th, Valkor, and woonack [1248/2145] and won! 1 day, 11:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 11:06:39] m0shbear [27/607] has challenged Sir_Lemming [499/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:58:52 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[02/12/16 13:28:59] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:51 towards level 70.
[02/12/16 15:16:59] Sir_Lemming [33/562] has challenged vox [119/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:35 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/13/16 20:46:44] Vegitha [22/387] has challenged Sir_Lemming [438/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Vegitha's clock.
[02/16/16 06:48:42] Simie [290/819] has challenged Sir_Lemming [546/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:40:31 is added to Simie's clock.
[02/16/16 08:35:35] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:13 towards level 70.
[02/16/16 18:16:57] Nofew [280/1078] has come upon Sir_Lemming [151/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/17/16 01:37:37] BURUT [295/584] has come upon Sir_Lemming [95/562] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:04:38 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[02/17/16 16:56:59] SchrodingersScat [305/427] has come upon Sir_Lemming [276/562] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:11:38 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[02/18/16 02:35:59] Killerkid, Lenny, and Sir_Lemming [1396/2279] have team battled kensington, joek, and MadMan [148/1575] and won! 0 days, 11:07:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 06:18:17] ville, kier, and Sir_Lemming [795/1922] have team battled WallIdl, woonack, and sbp [271/1490] and won! 0 days, 20:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 06:24:44] Sir_Lemming [458/562] has challenged yano [40/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:11 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/20/16 08:10:52] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:35 towards level 70.
[02/20/16 11:26:37] Sir_Lemming [332/562] has challenged Tenorman [467/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:25 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/20/16 12:06:37] ChasedSpade, Crazycatlady, Sir_Lemming, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/16 05:35:38] Sir_Lemming [110/562] has come upon JensRex [189/302] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:02 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/21/16 08:37:51] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:13 towards level 70.
[02/21/16 22:07:13] Pithlit, Sixbierehomme, and RBecker [704/1836] have team battled Evrial, bl4ckscor3, and Sir_Lemming [338/1615] and won! 0 days, 00:43:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 05:40:46] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:07 towards level 70.
[02/22/16 08:45:26] Sir_Lemming [458/562] has challenged Adar [386/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:28 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/22/16 22:00:18] Sir_Lemming [383/575] has challenged Cypher [728/956] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/23/16 13:48:35] KeboDK, Sir_Lemming, gipyelrah, and Tenorman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/16 18:14:53] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:33:36 towards level 71.
[02/25/16 07:31:39] pfoley, damyan, and Sir_Lemming [1377/1934] have team battled kork, Oooooog, and sasaniak [517/1565] and won! 1 day, 07:41:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 23:41:31] ruan [106/394] has come upon Sir_Lemming [214/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:56:21 is added to ruan's clock.
[02/26/16 14:50:23] WallIdl [74/317] has challenged Sir_Lemming [215/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/27/16 07:17:48] Sir_Lemming [442/575] has challenged Nyarlathotep [286/544] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:54:32 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/29/16 02:36:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 18 days, 07:50:19 toward level 71.
[03/01/16 03:45:43] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:01:41 towards level 71.
[03/04/16 10:24:23] Alasdair [143/267] has challenged Sir_Lemming [190/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Alasdair's clock.
[03/05/16 07:13:27] abra0 [422/586] has challenged Sir_Lemming [382/575] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from abra0's clock.
[03/05/16 09:21:43] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:11 towards level 71.
[03/07/16 02:21:56] Doctor [397/1089] has come upon Sir_Lemming [117/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:41:41 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[03/07/16 13:58:37] Ironhoof [285/509] has challenged Sir_Lemming [231/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:23 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[03/07/16 14:28:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 1 day, 03:05:54 toward level 71.
[03/07/16 18:09:11] freeboson [521/646] has come upon Sir_Lemming [412/575] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:22:47 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/07/16 21:06:52] MrGlass [106/549] has challenged Sir_Lemming [320/575] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[03/09/16 05:11:51] grooverider [555/856] has challenged Sir_Lemming [54/575] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:55:10 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/09/16 06:03:29] Sir_Lemming [0/575] has come upon Meta [425/682] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/09/16 21:10:29] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:52:08 towards level 71.
[03/10/16 02:46:09] darkmage, roy, and Lemelisk [1080/2565] have team battled Simie, damyan, and Sir_Lemming [808/2166] and won! 0 days, 02:30:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 02:38:47] Sir_Lemming walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:45:32 from level 71.
[03/11/16 06:00:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 16:09:26 from level 71.
[03/12/16 11:27:16] Sir_Lemming [200/575] has come upon pixelate [159/539] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:01:28 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/12/16 11:59:08] RistoUuranmaki, theblazehen, and Sir_Lemming [1043/1611] have team battled Adar, Meta, and idisjunction [1566/2154] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/16 09:27:09] Thunderkeg [12/237] has come upon Sir_Lemming [338/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:29 is added to Thunderkeg's clock.
[03/17/16 15:02:42] honkybonky, ruan, and Tharbakery [396/1553] have team battled Furry, Smockage, and Sir_Lemming [177/1519] and won! 0 days, 20:25:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/16 21:37:42] honkybonky, argus, and DesertStorm [354/2120] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Cypher, and HeavyPodda [734/2403] and lost! 1 day, 15:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 06:10:43] Sir_Lemming [283/575] has come upon Nix [101/453] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:37:04 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/20/16 16:08:44] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:40 towards level 71.
[03/21/16 02:13:30] Sir_Lemming slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Sir_Lemming's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/16 17:36:54] roxxon [8/18] has challenged Sir_Lemming [16/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to roxxon's clock.
[03/22/16 19:26:50] arlen, irix, and Sir_Lemming [71/2376] have team battled Virtual, Pascal, and eva42 [561/1994] and lost! 1 day, 06:46:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 08:00:18] basepi [308/371] has challenged Sir_Lemming [452/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/25/16 03:53:14] Sir_Lemming [555/570] has come upon Schrodinger [299/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:50 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/27/16 03:29:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:36:59 from level 71.
[03/27/16 23:35:33] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:47 towards level 71.
[03/30/16 15:35:25] Sir_Lemming [230/573] has come upon jay [33/154] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:59 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/30/16 16:58:56] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:58 towards level 71.
[04/01/16 16:25:39] CornFly, wvlf, and Sir_Lemming [1413/1827] have team battled Asara, Crazypedia, and Kable [2103/2120] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 12:47:36] ville [214/625] has challenged Sir_Lemming [508/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:48 is added to ville's clock.
[04/03/16 14:57:29] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:33 from level 71.
[04/03/16 16:35:16] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:02 towards level 71.
[04/03/16 18:21:39] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:50 towards level 71.
[04/04/16 15:41:45] Sixbierehomme, Simie, and Asara [1506/2432] have team battled Sir_Lemming, MetaNova, and Tzic [1526/1574] and lost! 2 days, 00:35:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/16 20:26:04] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:38 towards level 71.
[04/05/16 03:39:40] Sir_Lemming [9/596] has challenged Xyrael [359/546] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/05/16 06:03:01] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:28:06 towards level 72.
[04/05/16 15:11:31] fuigus [31/46] has challenged Sir_Lemming [435/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to fuigus's clock.
[04/06/16 13:52:44] basepi [73/530] has challenged Sir_Lemming [406/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to basepi's clock.
[04/06/16 17:21:48] Sir_Lemming was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:57:53 from level 72.
[04/07/16 05:13:06] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:23:48 towards level 72.
[04/07/16 11:22:11] Sir_Lemming [542/596] has challenged Fluttershy [889/1073] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:23:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/09/16 02:15:26] Sir_Lemming, JensRex, and rxcomm [239/1720] have team battled Globalirc, ruan, and Firien [543/1532] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 18:22:03] theZoMBiE [17/441] has challenged Sir_Lemming [284/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/09/16 20:21:49] Sir_Lemming [223/596] has challenged blizgerg [171/798] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:26:06 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/11/16 18:36:30] Bkid [82/647] has come upon Sir_Lemming [221/596] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:54:19 is added to Bkid's clock.
[04/11/16 20:24:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 35 days, 08:00:18 from level 72.
[04/11/16 20:38:41] Sir_Lemming [562/596] has challenged alexj [253/479] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:17:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/12/16 04:50:16] Sir_Lemming, grooverider, and irix [1109/2479] have team battled Satoshi, damyan, and RBecker [1902/2324] and lost! 2 days, 16:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 10:04:01] daemoneye, Andries, and Eiam [985/1610] have team battled Sir_Lemming, _antrix_, and freeboson [680/1181] and won! 0 days, 02:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 14:53:21] Sir_Lemming saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 07:51:07 from level 72.
[04/14/16 05:59:53] Sir_Lemming [94/596] has challenged gabriel [186/855] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:25:50 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/15/16 00:09:31] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:53:32 towards level 72.
[04/15/16 18:13:29] SynthesizerPatel [434/738] has challenged Sir_Lemming [457/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:02:06 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/15/16 22:55:20] Sir_Lemming [418/596] has come upon m0shbear [13/608] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:20:12 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/15/16 22:55:20] Sir_Lemming has dealt m0shbear a Critical Strike! 12 days, 22:17:51 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[04/16/16 03:15:44] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:58:55 from level 72.
[04/16/16 09:18:47] Tenorman [342/796] has challenged Sir_Lemming [454/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:46 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/17/16 08:53:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 50 days, 23:02:28 toward level 72.
[04/18/16 22:40:59] Sir_Lemming [178/596] has challenged Andries [300/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:30:41 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/19/16 05:18:46] dindinx [211/641] has come upon Sir_Lemming [319/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:19:11 is added to dindinx's clock.
[04/19/16 07:03:28] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:12:28 towards level 72.
[04/19/16 08:44:09] agrajag [62/705] has come upon Sir_Lemming [325/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:23:35 is added to agrajag's clock.
[04/20/16 01:50:30] Asara [577/833] has challenged Sir_Lemming [486/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:21 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/20/16 15:55:33] JensRex [141/351] has challenged Sir_Lemming [396/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:26 is added to JensRex's clock.
[04/20/16 20:52:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 15 days, 12:17:35 toward level 72.
[04/21/16 01:19:24] yur [325/467] has come upon Sir_Lemming [21/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:36 is removed from yur's clock.
[04/21/16 14:12:36] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:02 towards level 72.
[04/22/16 06:26:57] Gmane [291/372] has come upon Sir_Lemming [568/596] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:19:21 is added to Gmane's clock.
[04/23/16 17:29:38] Cypher, Opie, and Asara [1555/2582] have team battled BURUT, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [579/1817] and won! 0 days, 02:48:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/16 17:35:13] astropoint, himuraken, Sir_Lemming, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/16 20:31:32] Sir_Lemming [192/596] has challenged paysties [242/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/25/16 14:32:57] Sir_Lemming [217/596] has come upon freeboson [454/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/25/16 18:48:50] Chuck [378/457] has come upon Sir_Lemming [333/596] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:19:25 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/26/16 15:04:30] theemstra [371/521] has challenged Sir_Lemming [440/596] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/26/16 17:06:42] shandor, Scar3cr0w, and Majak [1811/1979] have team battled Ladon, Agent86, and Sir_Lemming [1713/2151] and won! 2 days, 03:37:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/16 08:19:56] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:57 towards level 72.
[04/27/16 13:22:12] Sir_Lemming [360/596] has come upon Str1ngS [331/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:07:50 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/27/16 16:48:29] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:53 towards level 72.
[04/28/16 11:13:46] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:01 towards level 72.
[04/28/16 14:41:08] Pokota [123/372] has come upon Sir_Lemming [504/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:04:31 is added to Pokota's clock.
[04/28/16 16:31:12] dodobrain [201/507] has come upon Sir_Lemming [311/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:16 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[04/30/16 20:33:01] Cenhinen [62/603] has come upon Sir_Lemming [208/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:24:35 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[05/01/16 01:10:55] Sir_Lemming lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:55:43 from level 72.
[05/01/16 01:29:20] Sir_Lemming [543/596] has challenged Regnor [546/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:14 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/01/16 08:32:04] SchrodingersScat [72/466] has challenged Sir_Lemming [214/596] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:22:24 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[05/02/16 12:52:53] AngryParsley, KyloRen, and Sir_Lemming [1962/2241] have team battled wvlf, paysties, and nitzer [327/1880] and won! 1 day, 13:24:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/16 04:49:20] Sir_Lemming [425/599] has challenged Lemelisk [242/1135] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:17 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/04/16 06:06:02] Sir_Lemming was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:10 from level 72.
[05/04/16 13:36:18] Sir_Lemming, Diitto, and Agent86 [2305/2450] have team battled Simie, Crazycatlady, and PiotrekD [1408/1850] and won! 0 days, 03:56:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/16 15:14:22] freeboson, jenksy, and MetaNova [1459/1842] have team battled Fluttershy, Sir_Lemming, and roy [1505/2247] and lost! 1 day, 17:51:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/16 06:36:39] Sir_Lemming [53/599] has come upon blizgerg [534/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:14:00 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/05/16 13:52:46] Jagon [184/416] has challenged Sir_Lemming [355/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Jagon's clock.
[05/05/16 23:53:45] MetaNova, Sir_Lemming, and Meta [1752/1770] have team battled Scar3cr0w, Bl4ckD34tH, and a1291762 [1777/2353] and lost! 0 days, 11:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 00:04:03] Sir_Lemming was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:51 from level 72.
[05/08/16 13:50:41] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:52 towards level 72.
[05/08/16 21:14:41] Sir_Lemming [36/599] has challenged MJ94 [404/655] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/16 03:44:45] Sir_Lemming [519/599] has challenged Pascal [17/599] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:33:38 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/09/16 17:09:04] Sir_Lemming, grant050, and MJ94 [1702/1882] have team battled grooverider, zigzag, and AbacusAvenger [376/1492] and won! 0 days, 13:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 19:51:44] Beavis [574/1030] has come upon Sir_Lemming [546/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:24:55 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[05/10/16 01:35:35] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:48:34 towards level 73.
[05/10/16 01:47:31] Sir_Lemming broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:59:38 from level 73.
[05/10/16 15:15:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 36 days, 23:02:56 toward level 73.
[05/11/16 17:58:15] SirMonkeybox [751/848] has come upon Sir_Lemming [203/599] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:20:51 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/12/16 02:14:53] Sir_Lemming [92/599] has challenged mordac [437/505] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:39:57 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/12/16 02:20:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 17:05:45 from level 73.
[05/12/16 03:31:27] mordac [336/505] has come upon Sir_Lemming [573/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:50 is added to mordac's clock.
[05/12/16 05:40:12] Sir_Lemming [411/599] has come upon Frogging101 [147/718] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:01:17 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/12/16 19:21:41] Sir_Lemming [251/599] has challenged grooverider [622/894] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:46:57 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/12/16 21:22:25] Sir_Lemming [169/599] has challenged wvlf [447/574] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:12:42 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/13/16 00:59:22] Pithlit, Zoddo, and TauPan [700/1142] have team battled Mirc0p, Sir_Lemming, and Globalirc [1562/1760] and lost! 0 days, 13:00:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 12:31:31] brendan, Frogging101, and GilbertErik [62/2201] have team battled Misza, Sir_Lemming, and kenyon [2163/2913] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 00:30:57] Sir_Lemming bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:23:11 from level 73.
[05/14/16 16:47:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 03:47:35 from level 73.
[05/15/16 04:04:58] r00f [912/1027] has come upon Sir_Lemming [479/599] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:09:53 is removed from r00f's clock.
[05/16/16 03:46:50] Shayy [72/254] has come upon Sir_Lemming [366/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:09 is added to Shayy's clock.
[05/17/16 07:08:56] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:10:36 towards level 73.
[05/17/16 13:27:26] Sir_Lemming [158/599] has come upon ruan [159/333] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:08:59 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/20/16 06:04:25] Sir_Lemming [204/599] has challenged Satoshi [129/805] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:51:30 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/20/16 08:06:42] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:42:38 towards level 73.
[05/21/16 11:55:25] Sir_Lemming tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:05:59 towards level 73.
[05/22/16 03:28:53] AbacusAvenger [148/480] has challenged Sir_Lemming [374/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[05/23/16 04:47:13] daemoneye [12/724] has come upon Sir_Lemming [468/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:49 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[05/23/16 05:44:36] Sir_Lemming found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:35 towards level 73.
[05/23/16 10:19:31] Firien, Killerkid, and fraq [1085/2643] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Schrodinger, and double [79/1664] and won! 2 days, 05:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 13:20:57] Zaratustra, Sir_Lemming, and Hundikutsikas [1018/2096] have team battled bigjay, Xenthys, and yur [1123/2155] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 20:41:39] PiotrekD, RBecker, and Sir_Lemming [1873/1916] have team battled Kable, pixelate, and bl4ckscor3 [1039/1926] and won! 0 days, 01:58:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 08:31:08] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:47:29 towards level 73.
[05/24/16 08:47:47] sjums_the_great, Sir_Lemming, and astropoint [871/1668] have team battled Fluttershy, Jareeta, and DesertStorm [319/2718] and won! 3 days, 18:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 15:37:33] MontyZuma, MadMan, and cjrc [1664/1938] have team battled jdb, Sir_Lemming, and a1291762 [944/2219] and won! 0 days, 03:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 13:54:05] Sir_Lemming [3/599] has challenged Babar [391/937] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:43:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/25/16 20:55:50] Sir_Lemming ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:00:05 from level 73.
[05/26/16 14:59:48] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:54:49 towards level 73.
[05/26/16 18:04:31] Sir_Lemming [463/599] has challenged SirMonkeybox [488/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:47:49 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[05/27/16 08:03:14] tspange, damyan, and Setsu [894/2095] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Asara, and Ttech [2513/2818] and lost! 0 days, 18:36:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 14:21:17] colints [74/315] has challenged Sir_Lemming [261/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to colints's clock.
[05/27/16 23:52:52] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:55 towards level 73.
[05/28/16 14:21:27] holloway [255/500] has challenged Sir_Lemming [595/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:13 is added to holloway's clock.
[05/29/16 04:11:20] Sir_Lemming was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:14:22 from level 73.
[05/29/16 20:21:20] Mirc0p, Sir_Lemming, and Intee [1302/1643] have team battled HeavyPodda, KyloRen, and MJ94 [1900/2255] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 20:02:24] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:00 towards level 73.
[06/02/16 01:07:34] Sir_Lemming [301/599] has come upon holloway [480/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:56:38 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/02/16 09:20:31] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:48:08 towards level 73.
[06/02/16 13:18:30] vox [770/832] has come upon Sir_Lemming [3/599] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:55:49 is removed from vox's clock.
[06/02/16 21:51:14] Woona, pfoley, and godog [579/1615] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Crazycatlady, and NoodleCake [1516/1706] and lost! 0 days, 10:38:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 06:40:48] pico [131/413] has come upon Sir_Lemming [336/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:09:27 is added to pico's clock.
[06/04/16 00:37:48] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, and RistoUuranmaki [927/1909] have team battled unicron, TauPan, and Jareeta [560/2096] and won! 4 days, 03:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 13:13:31] Sir_Lemming [444/599] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [424/534] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:42:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/04/16 23:15:58] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:50 towards level 73.
[06/06/16 12:24:10] sloth, Sir_Lemming, zokko, and kier have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/16 12:35:51] kier [48/796] has come upon Sir_Lemming [506/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:07:40 is added to kier's clock.
[06/06/16 12:36:57] kier [280/796] has come upon Sir_Lemming [91/599] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:44:59 is removed from kier's clock.
[06/06/16 18:29:05] MadMan, Ttech, and Sir_Lemming [2271/2564] have team battled strugart, Plasmastar, and grooverider [1043/2101] and won! 0 days, 03:25:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 01:51:48] stkachenko [2/4] has challenged Sir_Lemming [580/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to stkachenko's clock.
[06/07/16 04:32:06] Sir_Lemming saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:22:04 from level 73.
[06/07/16 12:02:14] Sir_Lemming [134/599] has come upon Xenthys [606/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:46:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/07/16 17:51:51] dclaw123 [157/300] has challenged Sir_Lemming [590/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[06/07/16 18:02:13] Simie, oooooooooooooooo, and tehdude [186/1648] have team battled Majak, uhmmm, and Sir_Lemming [165/1446] and won! 0 days, 02:44:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 02:06:19] NoodleCake [272/650] has come upon Sir_Lemming [403/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:10:51 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[06/08/16 11:02:57] Sir_Lemming, DrOfBaconNomics, and robox [41/1828] have team battled Plasmastar, KeboDK, and AbacusAvenger [1653/1654] and lost! 2 days, 02:58:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/16 12:42:07] PiotrekD, Ladon, and Sir_Lemming [1248/2055] have team battled Pithlit, vrillusions, and Babar [831/2440] and won! 2 days, 12:50:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 15:40:46] suterismus, Sir_Lemming, and m0shbear [842/2446] have team battled fattrat, Beavis, and AngryParsley [416/2360] and won! 2 days, 00:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/16 10:15:22] Kable [815/858] has come upon Sir_Lemming [527/599] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:20 is removed from Kable's clock.
[06/10/16 01:20:56] robox [439/599] has come upon Sir_Lemming [580/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:46:57 is added to robox's clock.
[06/10/16 21:25:40] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:31 towards level 73.
[06/11/16 05:46:17] Xenthys [275/689] has challenged Sir_Lemming [277/599] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/11/16 12:14:54] Sir_Lemming was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:56 from level 73.
[06/11/16 12:51:08] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:41 towards level 73.
[06/14/16 06:55:52] shandor [103/717] has come upon Sir_Lemming [467/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:51 is added to shandor's clock.
[06/15/16 01:45:32] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:43 towards level 73.
[06/15/16 04:30:31] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:15 towards level 73.
[06/15/16 19:20:36] unicron [260/720] has challenged Sir_Lemming [580/599] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:12:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/16/16 06:24:23] jdb [359/611] has challenged Sir_Lemming [336/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:13:57 is removed from jdb's clock.
[06/16/16 14:27:13] GilbertErik [445/529] has challenged Sir_Lemming [421/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:00:48 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/16/16 23:14:30] Babar, ChasedSpade, and Ironhoof [1377/2453] have team battled ville, Xyrael, and Sir_Lemming [223/1901] and won! 2 days, 01:56:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/16 06:16:04] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:43 towards level 73.
[06/17/16 17:44:23] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:45 towards level 73.
[06/18/16 01:39:39] Sir_Lemming [96/599] has challenged desspugne [151/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:52 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/18/16 06:02:50] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:16 towards level 73.
[06/18/16 09:23:36] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:08 from level 73.
[06/18/16 14:40:37] yasdorian [14/631] has come upon Sir_Lemming [359/599] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:24:41 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[06/18/16 22:37:49] Sir_Lemming, MJ94, and vegadark [1409/1685] have team battled VoidFox, Crazycatlady, and GilbertErik [956/1609] and won! 0 days, 16:37:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/16 08:36:38] buyoq, simple, and Antutuuuuu [713/1614] have team battled Simie, oooooooooooooooo, and Sir_Lemming [700/1881] and won! 0 days, 08:33:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/16 04:00:30] Gamil [51/220] has challenged Sir_Lemming [203/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Gamil's clock.
[06/21/16 13:41:49] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:30 towards level 73.
[06/22/16 11:02:18] Sir_Lemming, yasdorian, and daemoneye [1515/1947] have team battled simple, darkmage, and pfoley [102/2215] and won! 0 days, 06:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 05:02:32] Sir_Lemming [111/599] has come upon jwon [440/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/23/16 14:42:57] Sir_Lemming [316/599] has challenged arlen [439/987] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[06/24/16 10:19:35] bl4ckscor3 [268/534] has come upon Sir_Lemming [85/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:30:21 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/26/16 07:04:13] vox [720/848] has come upon Sir_Lemming [429/599] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:23:25 is removed from vox's clock.
[06/26/16 17:59:48] Bill_Cosby [46/234] has challenged Sir_Lemming [270/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Bill_Cosby's clock.
[06/27/16 17:58:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 29 days, 08:49:53 toward level 74.
[06/28/16 05:17:23] Sir_Lemming tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:22:48 towards level 74.
[06/28/16 17:47:09] strugart, Antutuuuuu, and Sir_Lemming [963/1982] have team battled SirMonkeybox, ThePhoenix47, and Danthemandoo [1017/1969] and lost! 2 days, 02:42:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/16 18:15:37] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:49:42 towards level 74.
[06/28/16 19:41:54] WallIdl [336/542] has come upon Sir_Lemming [135/599] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:49:26 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[06/28/16 20:00:01] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:05:43 towards level 74.
[06/29/16 09:25:16] Sir_Lemming sharpened the edge of his weapon! Sir_Lemming's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/16 18:19:11] hannesenator [167/817] has challenged Sir_Lemming [544/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:31 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[06/30/16 10:48:29] SynthesizerPatel [601/741] has come upon Sir_Lemming [88/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/01/16 15:43:57] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:38 towards level 74.
[07/02/16 04:10:34] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:19 towards level 74.
[07/02/16 04:17:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 01:53:08 from level 74.
[07/02/16 17:44:17] Sir_Lemming [268/621] has challenged IdleBot [977/1549] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:19:55 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/02/16 23:44:38] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:33:53 towards level 74.
[07/03/16 16:52:20] strugart [59/869] has challenged Sir_Lemming [524/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:42:40 is added to strugart's clock.
[07/03/16 17:14:00] Sixbierehomme [400/720] has come upon Sir_Lemming [381/621] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:53:49 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/03/16 23:05:57] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:55:11 towards level 74.
[07/03/16 23:51:00] Sir_Lemming walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:36:18 from level 74.
[07/04/16 00:51:57] Bradicus [376/378] has come upon Sir_Lemming [416/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:26 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[07/04/16 14:58:48] Lios, Sir_Lemming, and prime [1479/1858] have team battled KeboDK, naf, and SynthesizerPatel [503/1792] and won! 0 days, 21:11:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 06:55:34] Sir_Lemming died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:17:40 from level 74.
[07/05/16 11:29:38] Sir_Lemming [50/621] has come upon Crazycatlady [190/487] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:18:26 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/05/16 15:54:32] fattrat, Sir_Lemming, and Milquetoast [105/2153] have team battled shandor, allo, and d34th [373/2224] and lost! 0 days, 19:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/16 08:23:56] Zoddo [284/436] has challenged Sir_Lemming [421/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[07/06/16 11:18:17] Sir_Lemming saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:49:55 from level 74.
[07/08/16 18:41:11] Bvarne, Sir_Lemming, Schmid, and Cenhinen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/16 19:26:38] Schmid [222/349] has come upon Sir_Lemming [325/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:14 is added to Schmid's clock.
[07/10/16 05:07:04] Sir_Lemming [60/621] has come upon holloway [288/500] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:03:06 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/12/16 14:58:03] Str1ngS, Sir_Lemming, and zid [1904/2036] have team battled argus, Anaxyn, and ifsp [1138/1306] and won! 2 days, 07:08:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/16 16:50:57] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:54:18 towards level 74.
[07/15/16 17:02:09] yano [377/614] has come upon Sir_Lemming [431/621] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:26:02 is added to yano's clock.
[07/16/16 02:49:50] buyoq, cirdan, and DoomedExistence [1431/1834] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Mjolnir, and MontyZuma [1607/1902] and lost! 0 days, 12:59:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/16 06:00:38] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:14 towards level 74.
[07/16/16 22:16:53] Sir_Lemming [387/621] has come upon holloway [46/496] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:36:43 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/18/16 23:31:48] Sixbierehomme [272/720] has challenged Sir_Lemming [345/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:39:24 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/20/16 22:10:12] Majak [275/413] has come upon Sir_Lemming [362/621] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:59:19 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/20/16 22:13:13] shrivel [66/238] has challenged Sir_Lemming [577/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/21/16 20:58:53] Sir_Lemming [223/621] has challenged holloway [404/496] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:24:05 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/22/16 02:56:23] vBm, Andries, and pixelate [1431/1619] have team battled Majak, Kussie, and Sir_Lemming [553/1559] and won! 1 day, 03:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 20:10:10] Furry [149/551] has challenged Sir_Lemming [542/621] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:29:33 is added to Furry's clock.
[07/23/16 02:48:21] Master [30/46] has challenged Sir_Lemming [387/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Master's clock.
[07/24/16 04:22:33] SudoKing [340/683] has challenged Sir_Lemming [538/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:23:28 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[07/24/16 11:40:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 14 days, 23:07:29 toward level 74.
[07/25/16 13:43:48] Sir_Lemming discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:42:32 towards level 74.
[07/26/16 13:15:17] WallIdl [555/638] has come upon Sir_Lemming [161/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:51:12 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[07/26/16 21:39:17] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:09 towards level 74.
[07/27/16 02:10:46] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:44:22 towards level 74.
[07/27/16 05:18:45] JensRex, Jim, and yano [494/1436] have team battled Sir_Lemming, PeterOJ, and kensington [533/1394] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 23:47:33] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:32 towards level 74.
[07/28/16 13:34:09] Stokim [290/312] has come upon Sir_Lemming [526/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:19 is added to Stokim's clock.
[07/28/16 14:02:42] Sir_Lemming [110/544] has challenged StevenVorth [126/130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:52:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[07/28/16 18:06:39] PiotrekD [60/608] has come upon Sir_Lemming [176/544] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:54:53 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[07/30/16 08:00:54] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:48 towards level 74.
[07/30/16 20:43:39] Sir_Lemming was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:39 from level 74.
[08/01/16 07:02:29] Zoddo [141/648] has come upon Sir_Lemming [348/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:58 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[08/01/16 20:39:05] AngryParsley [241/714] has come upon Sir_Lemming [463/544] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:56:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[08/02/16 02:47:43] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:14 towards level 74.
[08/02/16 16:57:51] everbrew, pfoley, and Regnor [88/2052] have team battled Sir_Lemming, cirdan, and jdb [657/1974] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 23:36:57] Stokim [188/315] has come upon Sir_Lemming [500/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:22:33 is added to Stokim's clock.
[08/03/16 01:28:22] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:21 towards level 74.
[08/03/16 04:15:50] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:20 from level 74.
[08/04/16 02:02:45] KyloRen [322/720] has challenged Sir_Lemming [3/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:33:38 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[08/04/16 18:03:56] Sir_Lemming [117/544] has come upon zid [272/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:00 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/04/16 20:57:07] Sir_Lemming [358/544] has come upon dwfreed [24/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:43 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/05/16 00:29:02] idisjunction, MadMan, and yasdorian [1081/2128] have team battled cirdan, RBecker, and Sir_Lemming [601/2126] and won! 0 days, 16:56:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/16 16:43:18] Realmy [255/390] has challenged Sir_Lemming [408/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Realmy's clock.
[08/05/16 17:37:10] SudoKing, Globalirc, and Boohbah [493/1964] have team battled vrillusions, Sir_Lemming, and PiMp0r [252/1988] and won! 0 days, 17:54:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/16 18:29:48] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:44 towards level 74.
[08/06/16 07:11:19] Sir_Lemming [440/544] has come upon holloway [362/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:03:35 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/07/16 06:32:51] MrGlass [316/541] has challenged Sir_Lemming [515/544] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:52:44 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[08/10/16 03:59:00] darkmage [216/818] has challenged Sir_Lemming [62/544] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:23:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/11/16 08:20:36] Douhet, freeboson, and Sir_Lemming [1059/2030] have team battled blind, Cameron_D, and soltys [519/2516] and won! 0 days, 20:27:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 10:12:22] dodobrain [310/640] has challenged Sir_Lemming [71/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:34 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[08/11/16 11:03:55] iViLe [315/998] has come upon Sir_Lemming [135/544] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:54:31 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[08/11/16 11:12:47] Sir_Lemming [25/544] has challenged robflop [3/664] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:41:01 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/13/16 16:34:00] Sir_Lemming [414/544] has challenged Bvarne [330/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:22:00 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/14/16 07:06:16] Sir_Lemming [279/557] has challenged cjrc [650/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/14/16 08:34:47] robox [4/627] has come upon Sir_Lemming [74/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:32:44 is added to robox's clock.

[08/16/16 02:13:39] Mithkabob, Sir_Lemming, and XJR-9 [175/1610] have team battled NoodleCake, IdleMaster, and Reilly [536/1636] and lost! 1 day, 08:39:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/16 13:09:54] eva42, Sir_Lemming, and a1291762 [620/2840] have team battled dwfreed, cudaman73, and Zaratustra [125/2120] and won! 0 days, 10:49:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 01:32:00] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:24:03 towards level 75.
[08/17/16 10:46:17] Furry [39/621] has challenged Sir_Lemming [386/557] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to Furry's clock.
[08/17/16 12:12:48] Doctor, sjums_the_great, and jenksy [1954/2279] have team battled holloway, dxrt, and Sir_Lemming [1080/2037] and won! 1 day, 03:03:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 21:01:14] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:45:47 towards level 75.
[08/18/16 17:52:04] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:15:53 towards level 75.
[08/18/16 19:54:14] spillere [325/580] has come upon Sir_Lemming [157/557] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:41:41 is removed from spillere's clock.
[08/18/16 21:26:40] Cameron_D, Sir_Lemming, and elf [2221/2591] have team battled xa, theZoMBiE, and Reilly [167/1428] and won! 7 days, 21:58:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 22:02:17] Bvarne [284/779] has challenged Sir_Lemming [520/557] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[08/20/16 00:37:37] irix, Sir_Lemming, and MJ94 [497/2282] have team battled woonack, abra0, and Agusanz [1343/1769] and lost! 3 days, 14:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/16 01:19:21] Herb_Tarlek [130/496] has come upon Sir_Lemming [528/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:29:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/20/16 02:47:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sir_Lemming with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 06:57:32 from level 75.
[08/21/16 14:31:17] Sir_Lemming burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Sir_Lemming's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/16 18:17:00] Sir_Lemming bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:54:01 towards level 75.
[08/23/16 02:59:28] zankore [549/752] has come upon Sir_Lemming [217/554] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:23:05 is removed from zankore's clock.
[08/23/16 04:54:31] Sir_Lemming got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:19:02 from level 75.
[08/23/16 10:25:10] Merkel [92/293] has come upon Sir_Lemming [344/554] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:43 is added to Merkel's clock.
[08/24/16 15:33:52] pants, JensRex, and Bvarne [700/1985] have team battled Diitto, Sir_Lemming, and oooooooooooooooo [1445/2204] and lost! 0 days, 12:50:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/16 22:13:33] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:18:28 from level 75.
[08/26/16 02:59:48] Sir_Lemming [521/554] has challenged elf [729/914] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:04:01 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/26/16 11:34:25] Sir_Lemming sharpened the edge of his weapon! Sir_Lemming's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/16 23:57:39] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:59:08 towards level 75.
[08/27/16 21:24:27] h00k, suterismus, and Sir_Lemming [854/2704] have team battled dwfreed, RBecker, and Lios [85/2151] and won! 1 day, 19:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 18:19:15] yasdorian [345/603] has come upon Sir_Lemming [384/571] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:21:24 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[08/28/16 19:04:30] gabriel, ruan, and Virtual [304/2000] have team battled Anaxyn, Sir_Lemming, and Evrial [328/1951] and lost! 1 day, 08:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/16 16:52:45] Sir_Lemming [190/571] has come upon sasaniak [77/507] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 20:55:45 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[08/31/16 22:27:48] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:49:48 from level 75.
[09/03/16 02:47:34] canton7 [109/335] has come upon Sir_Lemming [302/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:54 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/03/16 15:06:19] Firien [45/884] has come upon Sir_Lemming [547/571] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:24 is added to Firien's clock.
[09/05/16 10:43:25] Sir_Lemming [459/571] has challenged yur [402/488] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:52:02 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/05/16 13:44:34] vegadark [310/448] has challenged Sir_Lemming [489/571] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:25:41 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/05/16 14:59:42] brycec [110/921] has come upon Sir_Lemming [410/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:14 is added to brycec's clock.
[09/06/16 05:48:33] Sir_Lemming ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:17:06 from level 75.
[09/07/16 04:24:34] Adar [577/579] has come upon Sir_Lemming [468/571] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:00 is removed from Adar's clock.
[09/09/16 00:43:57] Sir_Lemming got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:34:13 towards level 75.
[09/09/16 04:19:52] agrajag [407/733] has come upon Sir_Lemming [83/571] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:14:33 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[09/09/16 04:19:52] agrajag has dealt Sir_Lemming a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:56:54 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/09/16 07:58:48] PriceChild [388/649] has challenged Sir_Lemming [341/571] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[09/11/16 21:05:37] suterismus [32/1237] has come upon Sir_Lemming [59/571] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:18:15 is added to suterismus's clock.
[09/13/16 02:55:02] argus, Xenthys, and Sir_Lemming [666/1829] have team battled kork, PersonalJ, and Misza [527/1995] and won! 1 day, 12:50:01 is removed from their clocks.

[09/14/16 05:06:35] Sir_Lemming was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:39:49 from level 75.
[09/16/16 07:26:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 36 days, 00:05:39 toward level 75.
[09/16/16 14:18:31] Jareeta, Chuck, and darkmage [2140/2382] have team battled grooverider, Sir_Lemming, and zankore [1373/2246] and won! 1 day, 13:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 08:57:20] Sir_Lemming, Jim, and Zye [804/1690] have team battled stonehammer, borsin, and Pici [870/1478] and lost! 0 days, 16:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/16 13:58:55] Sir_Lemming found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:32:24 towards level 75.
[09/18/16 13:40:24] Sir_Lemming [380/571] has challenged SirMonkeybox [652/871] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/19/16 14:11:28] Firien [982/1081] has challenged Sir_Lemming [185/571] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from Firien's clock.
[09/19/16 16:10:19] Silvanus_Betrium [370/570] has challenged Sir_Lemming [550/571] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/20/16 16:19:21] spillere [529/580] has come upon Sir_Lemming [130/571] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:06:43 is removed from spillere's clock.
[09/20/16 20:40:22] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:58:04 from level 75.
[09/21/16 00:13:52] hannesenator, Regnor, and SirNeo [482/2433] have team battled Sir_Lemming, darkmage, and Mateusz [294/2190] and won! 5 days, 18:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 06:00:31] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:16:41 towards level 75.
[09/21/16 14:29:26] [k- [22/229] has challenged Sir_Lemming [479/571] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to [k-'s clock.
[09/21/16 15:22:47] Sir_Lemming discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:21:34 towards level 75.
[09/21/16 18:25:41] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:21:01 towards level 75.
[09/22/16 00:43:59] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:37:25 towards level 75.
[09/22/16 10:43:24] jdb [498/651] has come upon Sir_Lemming [60/571] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:58:09 is removed from jdb's clock.
[09/27/16 08:12:14] Sir_Lemming [281/571] has challenged kenyon [33/1364] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:07:53 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/29/16 09:58:34] dindinx, sbp, and Sir_Lemming [463/1601] have team battled PinkiePie, Pici, and MontyZuma [896/2530] and lost! 3 days, 04:40:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/16 18:41:01] Sir_Lemming [68/571] has challenged borsin [90/286] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:27:40 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/01/16 10:11:23] Heisenberg [413/732] has come upon Sir_Lemming [508/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/02/16 16:17:40] Danthemandoo [72/645] has come upon Sir_Lemming [564/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:53:16 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[10/03/16 20:33:14] Sir_Lemming [353/571] has come upon Reilly [93/390] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:26:11 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/04/16 05:10:39] Sir_Lemming slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Sir_Lemming's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/16 05:14:46] brendan [893/1017] has challenged Sir_Lemming [391/566] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:07:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/04/16 06:15:09] Sir_Lemming [337/566] has challenged JensRex [164/411] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:25:46 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/04/16 13:17:39] Sir_Lemming [483/566] has challenged Mezoli [21/338] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:10:21 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/05/16 00:21:29] elf [373/898] has challenged Sir_Lemming [201/566] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:53:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/05/16 06:37:16] Sir_Lemming ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:21 from level 75.
[10/05/16 07:39:58] Sir_Lemming, Hodor, and dindinx [1219/1360] have team battled yasdorian, gabriel, and Pithlit [629/2211] and won! 0 days, 17:09:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/16 10:56:20] MrGlass [393/543] has challenged Sir_Lemming [178/566] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:42:21 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/05/16 10:56:20] MrGlass has dealt Sir_Lemming a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:09:28 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/05/16 17:52:52] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:57 towards level 75.
[10/06/16 00:12:29] Drevas [54/161] has challenged Sir_Lemming [137/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Drevas's clock.
[10/07/16 15:52:16] IdleMaster [119/491] has come upon Sir_Lemming [248/566] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:10:23 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/08/16 07:13:52] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:35 towards level 75.
[10/08/16 08:16:27] Sir_Lemming [450/566] has challenged bSchool [115/181] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:05:53 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/09/16 09:24:50] Sir_Lemming [45/566] has challenged Firien [629/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:21:42 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/11/16 02:06:08] kork, idisjunction, and ChasedSpade [1027/2040] have team battled Sir_Lemming, astropoint, and allo [496/1637] and won! 5 days, 17:54:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/16 10:26:03] PriceChild [170/649] has come upon Sir_Lemming [272/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:04:57 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[10/12/16 18:49:12] ^xnyx^ [25/70] has challenged Sir_Lemming [213/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/13/16 23:19:17] petrichor, kensington, and Sir_Lemming [974/1758] have team battled Satoshi, TauPan, and MontyZuma [1639/2151] and lost! 2 days, 05:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/16 07:16:23] blizgerg [658/839] has come upon Sir_Lemming [73/566] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:35:31 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/16/16 03:24:17] Sir_Lemming [455/566] has challenged dwfreed [130/515] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:56:11 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/16/16 05:43:58] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:21 towards level 75.
[10/17/16 01:31:38] BURUT [478/919] has challenged Sir_Lemming [450/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:24:32 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[10/17/16 01:55:28] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:56:03 towards level 75.
[10/17/16 18:00:55] hypino [33/52] has challenged Sir_Lemming [412/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to hypino's clock.
[10/18/16 00:18:27] blind, petrichor, and Zaratustra [2218/2254] have team battled bSchool, Furry, and Sir_Lemming [1311/1458] and won! 0 days, 11:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 01:46:49] ^xnyx^ [37/197] has challenged Sir_Lemming [358/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/19/16 08:50:38] Sir_Lemming [228/566] has challenged MrGlass [365/551] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:10:58 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/19/16 11:02:09] Everyman [166/199] has come upon Sir_Lemming [346/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:46 is added to Everyman's clock.
[10/20/16 19:23:44] Sir_Lemming met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:17:39 from level 75.
[10/21/16 01:45:53] robochot [318/445] has challenged Sir_Lemming [352/570] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to robochot's clock.
[10/22/16 17:17:54] SynDroid [181/214] has challenged Sir_Lemming [150/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from SynDroid's clock.
[10/22/16 20:19:52] abra0 [65/821] has challenged Sir_Lemming [403/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:16:29 is added to abra0's clock.
[10/23/16 02:36:03] SirMonkeybox [792/917] has come upon Sir_Lemming [21/570] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:36:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/23/16 13:01:39] Sir_Lemming [26/570] has come upon SarahD [345/617] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:37:35 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/16 08:40:10] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:50:10 from level 75.
[10/24/16 17:38:23] Sir_Lemming [424/570] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [92/509] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:38:51 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/16 19:39:11] Sir_Lemming [21/570] has challenged SarahD [352/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:04:20 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/24/16 22:43:00] himuraken, Everyman, and Sir_Lemming [673/1376] have team battled jeffl35, blind, and vox [1555/2211] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 16:47:42] Sir_Lemming [300/570] has challenged GilbertErik [328/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:44:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/26/16 00:26:16] Oooooog [431/516] has come upon Sir_Lemming [44/570] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:18:28 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[10/26/16 16:50:54] Sir_Lemming reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/16 06:51:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 11 days, 17:54:04 toward level 75.
[10/27/16 10:44:43] Lemelisk [718/1146] has come upon Sir_Lemming [230/574] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:40:21 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/28/16 08:57:00] Zaratustra [914/921] has come upon Sir_Lemming [387/574] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:46:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/29/16 21:57:42] kensington [295/605] has challenged Sir_Lemming [507/574] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:06:32 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/30/16 07:00:55] Furry [582/644] has challenged Sir_Lemming [457/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:24 is removed from Furry's clock.
[10/30/16 10:07:06] Eldoreth [311/605] has come upon Sir_Lemming [524/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:21:02 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[10/30/16 12:03:10] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:42 towards level 75.
[10/30/16 21:48:00] Sir_Lemming was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:57:31 towards level 75.
[10/30/16 23:48:19] lipek, Sir_Lemming, and rxcomm [449/2548] have team battled brycec, idisjunction, and Commie [734/1985] and lost! 3 days, 04:32:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/16 08:43:40] Tzic [317/807] has come upon Sir_Lemming [343/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:51:59 is added to Tzic's clock.
[11/04/16 08:51:00] gabriel [295/1137] has challenged Sir_Lemming [412/574] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to gabriel's clock.
[11/05/16 14:20:22] robox, Nofew, and Sir_Lemming [239/2180] have team battled Zaratustra, Enthiendor, and strugart [1004/2523] and lost! 0 days, 09:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 14:53:27] eva42 [168/1269] has come upon Sir_Lemming [79/574] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:35:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/08/16 00:13:21] Sir_Lemming, Drevas, and godog [956/1617] have team battled Babar, abra0, and darkmage [1837/2810] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 04:20:29] Sir_Lemming [146/574] has challenged HeavyPodda [42/914] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:38:42 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/08/16 23:05:13] basepi [89/838] has come upon Sir_Lemming [563/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:53:24 is added to basepi's clock.
[11/09/16 23:55:18] roy, Sir_Lemming, Sixbierehomme, and brycec have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/16 07:08:31] GilbertErik, Sir_Lemming, and roy [911/1629] have team battled damyan, RBecker, and idisjunction [2677/2864] and lost! 1 day, 16:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/16 17:10:06] max [5/12] has challenged Sir_Lemming [75/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to max's clock.
[11/11/16 17:44:30] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:04 towards level 75.
[11/12/16 00:17:06] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:40 towards level 75.
[11/12/16 00:45:37] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:44 towards level 75.
[11/13/16 01:09:25] Commie, PocketKiller, and BURUT [943/1634] have team battled Sir_Lemming, JuanMaestro, and Anaxyn [1364/1905] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 03:06:38] simple [839/860] has challenged Sir_Lemming [161/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:19:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/14/16 09:09:59] Crazycatlady, tspange, and Tharbakery [1745/1912] have team battled Heisenberg, Sir_Lemming, and Hydrogenum [1119/1868] and won! 0 days, 22:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 03:18:49] Sir_Lemming, vBm, and NoodleCake [692/1967] have team battled kensington, Str1ngS, and aucg [591/2113] and won! 1 day, 09:04:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/16 09:25:03] Tenorman [23/862] has come upon Sir_Lemming [39/576] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:44:20 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/16/16 20:56:19] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:39:01 from level 75.
[11/17/16 09:16:03] darkmage, Sir_Lemming, pfoley, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/16 12:34:47] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:01 towards level 75.
[11/17/16 21:27:53] SlowRiot, PersonalJ, and Eldoreth [1677/2319] have team battled Sir_Lemming, FakeWizard, and pfoley [1352/1850] and won! 1 day, 09:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 21:42:30] Captain_Chaos, Agent86, and Sir_Lemming [1204/1363] have team battled Meta, Brainiac, and Babar [2139/2350] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 16:58:24] himuraken [37/500] has come upon Sir_Lemming [399/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:09:24 is added to himuraken's clock.
[11/19/16 20:47:40] fattrat, canton7, and astropoint [709/1909] have team battled mordac, VoidFox, and Sir_Lemming [1012/1871] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 02:24:21] Relayer [266/531] has come upon Sir_Lemming [347/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:42 is added to Relayer's clock.
[11/21/16 19:23:29] soltys [330/677] has come upon Sir_Lemming [93/576] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:16:58 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/22/16 11:03:26] Cypher [539/1073] has come upon Sir_Lemming [488/576] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:22:19 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/22/16 20:37:16] yano, sjefen6, and XJR-9 [198/1692] have team battled MetaNova, jenksy, and Sir_Lemming [636/1886] and lost! 7 days, 06:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 11:47:31] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:46 towards level 75.
[11/25/16 22:16:28] dzen [339/381] has come upon Sir_Lemming [84/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:25:35 is removed from dzen's clock.
[11/26/16 08:05:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 6 days, 02:50:18 toward level 75.
[11/26/16 20:11:05] Sir_Lemming [89/576] has challenged soltys [448/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:56:40 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/29/16 15:12:47] Anaxyn, Pithlit, and sasaniak [1608/1773] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Plasmastar, and pfoley [1310/1530] and won! 1 day, 00:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 13:46:45] Sir_Lemming [500/576] has challenged Babar [5/971] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:42 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[11/30/16 20:01:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 0 days, 11:08:03 toward level 75.
[12/01/16 01:22:45] NoodleCake [323/800] has come upon Sir_Lemming [163/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:46:28 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[12/01/16 13:26:21] Sir_Lemming [625/820] has challenged Majak [47/533] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:47:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/01/16 15:10:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 15 days, 12:36:19 toward level 76.
[12/02/16 18:37:24] godog [435/674] has challenged Sir_Lemming [26/820] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from godog's clock.
[12/04/16 03:20:26] Ladon [116/987] has challenged Sir_Lemming [26/820] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:09:26 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[12/05/16 03:48:06] GilbertErik [287/538] has come upon Sir_Lemming [381/820] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:42:07 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/06/16 19:47:27] eva42 [1102/1264] has come upon Sir_Lemming [410/820] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:32:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/09/16 22:52:45] MrGlass, TauPan, and Boohbah [507/1795] have team battled pants, zankore, and Sir_Lemming [550/2295] and lost! 3 days, 15:19:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 15:30:21] simple, Sir_Lemming, zankore, and IndigoTiger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/16 19:00:39] Sir_Lemming [765/820] has come upon zid [122/841] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:40:25 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/11/16 19:13:32] womblecat [206/234] has challenged Sir_Lemming [488/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/13/16 23:17:26] SlowRiot [408/932] has come upon Sir_Lemming [426/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:49 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/14/16 04:57:43] Sir_Lemming stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:21 towards level 76.
[12/14/16 05:44:50] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:21 towards level 76.
[12/15/16 14:10:10] Sir_Lemming [161/820] has challenged tspange [684/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:57:21 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/17/16 00:20:05] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:03:46 from level 76.
[12/17/16 14:03:59] pagz, shymega, and Milquetoast [1032/1654] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Chuck, and hannesenator [1950/2541] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 19:40:48] Sir_Lemming [518/820] has challenged Globalirc [510/643] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:19:52 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/18/16 23:37:42] Sir_Lemming was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:30:56 from level 76.
[12/19/16 14:48:26] Sir_Lemming [594/820] has challenged simple [391/852] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:15:37 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/20/16 11:56:50] Mateusz [629/842] has challenged Sir_Lemming [752/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:44:46 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/20/16 12:57:15] darkmage [79/999] has challenged Sir_Lemming [465/820] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:38:43 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/20/16 22:11:23] blizgerg [21/843] has come upon Sir_Lemming [738/820] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:26:18 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/21/16 04:42:50] Nofew [537/979] has come upon Sir_Lemming [479/820] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:21:38 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/21/16 18:08:41] dclaw123 [316/781] has challenged Sir_Lemming [372/820] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:59:12 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[12/23/16 20:53:45] HeavyPodda [636/1048] has come upon Sir_Lemming [332/820] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:15:34 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/24/16 07:34:45] zid, Sir_Lemming, and Mithkabob [1220/2138] have team battled Asara, elf, and desspugne [2895/2991] and lost! 2 days, 20:18:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 11:37:50] strugart, himuraken, and Sir_Lemming [267/2486] have team battled agrajag, hannesenator, and Sixbierehomme [1627/2401] and lost! 3 days, 09:09:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 19:55:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 7 days, 13:54:20 toward level 76.
[05/02/17 22:58:04] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:02 towards level 76.
[05/03/17 00:58:09] Sir_Lemming sharpened the edge of his weapon! Sir_Lemming's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/17 15:16:48] SynthesizerPatel, Sir_Lemming, and Avon [1742/3076] have team battled Hydrogenum, mordac, and holloway [1985/2063] and lost! 1 day, 01:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 05:41:20] Sir_Lemming learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:01 towards level 76.
[05/04/17 07:36:04] shymega, Sir_Lemming, and arlen [1745/2249] have team battled allo, tspange, and elf [609/2160] and won! 2 days, 20:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 04:12:19] dwfreed [158/500] has challenged Sir_Lemming [497/842] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:42:11 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/05/17 10:00:05] Sir_Lemming caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:35 towards level 76.
[05/05/17 15:00:30] awgh [34/456] has come upon Sir_Lemming [28/842] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:01:18 is removed from awgh's clock.
[05/05/17 21:31:16] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:57 towards level 76.
[05/06/17 12:34:01] Sixbierehomme, Heisenberg, and everbrew [1860/2273] have team battled MadMan, Sir_Lemming, and vox [441/2697] and won! 0 days, 04:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 09:11:25] Milquetoast [775/952] has come upon Sir_Lemming [317/842] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:26:52 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/17 17:12:43] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:30 from level 76.
[11/27/17 06:51:01] awgh [171/823] has come upon Sir_Lemming [418/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:15:52 is added to awgh's clock.
[11/27/17 20:54:07] Mirc0p, xayto, and Sir_Lemming [1364/2086] have team battled Asara, apiw, and m0shbear [1281/2251] and won! 0 days, 09:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 05:45:35] cosmicsound, CornFly, and crysys [757/1837] have team battled Sir_Lemming, dwfreed, and neurospex [1737/2471] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/17 03:11:19] Darky [113/974] has come upon Sir_Lemming [96/842] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:20:08 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/29/17 11:22:05] Fluttershy [414/1060] has come upon Sir_Lemming [560/842] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:16:57 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[12/01/17 02:02:00] djm, el, and Herb_Tarlek [1045/1759] have team battled WallIdl, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [1182/2685] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/17 16:03:43] Sir_Lemming, Lenny, and Gizmokid2005 [1749/2011] have team battled sunri5e, zid, and KeboDK [187/2495] and won! 0 days, 05:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 18:05:52] adamchainz [126/575] has come upon Sir_Lemming [641/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:59:21 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[12/02/17 19:18:15] Sir_Lemming was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:44:40 from level 76.
[12/03/17 03:48:59] Sir_Lemming had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:13 towards level 76.
[12/03/17 14:47:12] Killerkid [365/682] has come upon Sir_Lemming [191/842] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:45:28 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/03/17 23:47:06] Sir_Lemming, theemstra, and RistoUuranmaki [517/2360] have team battled alexj, garywhite, and Syloq [441/1239] and won! 1 day, 11:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 20:38:19] sasaniak [524/664] has come upon Sir_Lemming [9/842] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:34:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/06/17 00:09:44] david [531/586] has come upon Sir_Lemming [335/842] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:32:22 is removed from david's clock.
[12/23/17 11:39:23] hoglahoo [48/521] has come upon Sir_Lemming [843/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:53 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[12/23/17 17:41:48] Sir_Lemming was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:14 towards level 76.
[12/24/17 00:28:53] Sir_Lemming [496/847] has challenged Chuck [302/837] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:18 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/25/17 22:44:10] m0shbear [380/771] has challenged Sir_Lemming [19/847] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:09:25 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/25/17 22:44:10] m0shbear has dealt Sir_Lemming a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:57:48 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/26/17 00:39:25] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:26 from level 76.
[12/26/17 01:22:44] Sir_Lemming hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:52 towards level 76.
[12/26/17 23:44:11] Eldoreth, Vroomfondel, and dwfreed [408/2022] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Meta, and RistoUuranmaki [809/2826] and lost! 1 day, 13:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 07:46:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 2 days, 08:30:13 toward level 76.
[12/29/17 00:05:21] Sir_Lemming, ThePhoenix47, and Heisenberg [570/2085] have team battled tspange, vegadark, and Lnk [1624/1912] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/17 06:08:11] Sir_Lemming misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:55:10 from level 76.
[12/29/17 07:12:31] unicron [419/768] has challenged Sir_Lemming [1/847] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:46:35 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/30/17 02:12:12] IdleMaster [584/604] has come upon Sir_Lemming [508/847] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:57:38 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/30/17 09:08:09] Sir_Lemming gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:09 towards level 76.
[12/31/17 21:38:17] Sir_Lemming, damyan, ThePhoenix47, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/18 08:19:08] Meta, KevinSpacey, and Bob [1402/1973] have team battled Cypher, adamchainz, and Sir_Lemming [498/2541] and won! 0 days, 03:12:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/18 16:00:30] Neo [45/358] has come upon Sir_Lemming [470/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:32 is added to Neo's clock.
[01/03/18 05:56:19] Sir_Lemming was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:44 from level 76.
[01/04/18 13:39:40] Sir_Lemming [728/847] has challenged Milquetoast [724/962] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/04/18 23:29:04] brendan [309/1424] has challenged Sir_Lemming [620/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/05/18 10:49:05] el, Sir_Lemming, and Mrs.BigHead [1221/1894] have team battled ilbelkyr, xayto, and Nistur [1239/1672] and lost! 1 day, 06:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/18 13:50:06] Sir_Lemming was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:44:29 from level 77.
[01/05/18 16:32:08] crysys [443/478] has challenged Sir_Lemming [729/847] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to crysys's clock.
[01/06/18 01:20:27] Sir_Lemming was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:45:19 from level 77.
[01/07/18 00:07:13] KeboDK [989/1002] has come upon Sir_Lemming [206/847] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:54:11 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[01/07/18 02:44:53] Agent86 [395/581] has challenged Sir_Lemming [35/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:49 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[01/07/18 22:35:06] vox [844/1188] has come upon Sir_Lemming [556/847] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:07:40 is removed from vox's clock.
[01/08/18 18:15:52] J [229/638] has come upon Sir_Lemming [472/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:19:41 is added to J's clock.
[01/10/18 15:16:06] ilbelkyr [89/724] has challenged Sir_Lemming [427/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:14 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[01/11/18 23:55:42] Sir_Lemming was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:19:40 towards level 77.
[01/12/18 03:28:46] xayto [233/566] has challenged Sir_Lemming [204/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:15 is removed from xayto's clock.
[01/14/18 08:08:25] Sir_Lemming [588/847] has challenged qbit [591/777] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:59:05 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/15/18 13:39:33] dwfreed [501/513] has come upon Sir_Lemming [569/847] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:12:42 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/16/18 19:07:39] Sir_Lemming, tmberg, osannatas, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/18 10:05:36] osannatas [371/802] has challenged Sir_Lemming [667/847] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to osannatas's clock.
[01/21/18 12:50:19] Sir_Lemming was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:15:49 from level 77.
[01/21/18 15:34:55] AncalagonThBlack, apiw, and Sir_Lemming [596/1999] have team battled ilbelkyr, Realmy, and kork [1506/2076] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 19:30:34] Fluttershy [882/1053] has come upon Sir_Lemming [388/847] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:40:32 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/22/18 13:14:23] dindinx [482/534] has challenged Sir_Lemming [129/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:53:58 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/23/18 17:31:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 24 days, 14:16:01 toward level 77.
[01/23/18 20:24:55] Sir_Lemming [440/847] has challenged pixelate [27/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:26 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/23/18 23:25:53] Sir_Lemming [136/847] has challenged rxcomm [423/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:28:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/24/18 10:29:28] Sir_Lemming [761/847] has challenged SirMonkeybox [341/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:01:12 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/24/18 14:54:22] canton7, dindinx, and J [176/1985] have team battled astropoint, Sir_Lemming, and djm [400/1759] and lost! 10 days, 08:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/18 00:14:37] Sir_Lemming found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:59 towards level 77.
[01/26/18 02:42:55] crysys [72/480] has challenged Sir_Lemming [41/847] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:59:59 is removed from crysys's clock.
[01/28/18 12:32:17] Sir_Lemming lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:23 from level 77.
[01/31/18 18:40:43] Sir_Lemming [610/847] has challenged nickware [42/609] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/31/18 21:19:35] speedmann [293/399] has come upon Sir_Lemming [548/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:22 is added to speedmann's clock.
[01/31/18 23:30:31] yano [228/704] has challenged Sir_Lemming [823/847] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:32:47 is added to yano's clock.
[02/01/18 06:14:26] Sir_Lemming spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sir_Lemming's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/18 07:33:14] djm [311/651] has challenged Sir_Lemming [476/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:29:12 is added to djm's clock.
[02/01/18 14:10:37] Tenorman, Sir_Lemming, and Fluttershy [2775/2928] have team battled bigjay, meffe, and Agent86 [30/2388] and won! 4 days, 06:33:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 20:37:06] Nistur [186/452] has come upon Sir_Lemming [655/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:36:43 is added to Nistur's clock.
[02/01/18 20:37:42] Sir_Lemming [487/842] has challenged neurospex [781/1151] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:48:50 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/02/18 19:08:44] JuanMaestro, Roxana, and Mithkabob [1099/1589] have team battled Lemelisk, Sir_Lemming, and canton7 [474/2758] and won! 1 day, 06:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 21:00:55] WallIdl [823/922] has come upon Sir_Lemming [476/842] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:19:18 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[02/03/18 06:38:40] gildarts, Milquetoast, and ishanyx [11/2101] have team battled Syloq, unicron, and Sir_Lemming [1778/2053] and lost! 1 day, 06:59:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/18 18:45:34] ilbelkyr [615/737] has come upon Sir_Lemming [513/842] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:32:03 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/05/18 00:32:57] LukeLR [321/373] has challenged Sir_Lemming [115/842] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[02/06/18 02:28:13] theemstra, TauPan, and JensRex [351/2387] have team battled Tenorman, Sir_Lemming, and Atan [2369/2451] and lost! 1 day, 17:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/18 22:40:34] Sir_Lemming tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:32:14 towards level 78.
[02/07/18 05:21:08] Sir_Lemming [312/842] has challenged zankore [120/858] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:57:38 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/09/18 00:52:48] max [563/652] has come upon Sir_Lemming [240/842] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:17:56 is removed from max's clock.
[02/11/18 18:01:42] manish17xxx [5/805] has come upon Sir_Lemming [617/842] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:18:36 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[02/11/18 19:27:27] Sir_Lemming reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sir_Lemming's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/18 23:58:36] Beavis [184/1031] has challenged Sir_Lemming [249/847] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:21:35 is added to Beavis's clock.
[02/12/18 11:39:55] Sir_Lemming invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:07 towards level 78.
[02/12/18 18:05:24] Sir_Lemming [585/847] has challenged SpikeX [543/832] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:31:12 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/14/18 19:05:55] bender [48/788] has come upon Sir_Lemming [74/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:47:13 is added to bender's clock.
[02/14/18 22:53:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sir_Lemming 14 days, 04:27:46 toward level 78.
[02/15/18 13:34:11] Sir_Lemming grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:25 towards level 78.
[02/15/18 17:04:14] Sir_Lemming was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:43 towards level 78.
[02/16/18 12:47:59] Birdbones, grooverider, and Milquetoast [2367/3287] have team battled sunri5e, Sir_Lemming, and Globalirc [1643/2222] and won! 3 days, 00:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 19:09:13] suterismus [543/1358] has come upon Sir_Lemming [63/850] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:01:15 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/18/18 00:52:50] Sir_Lemming was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:40 towards level 78.
[02/18/18 13:37:07] Sir_Lemming found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:45 towards level 78.
[02/19/18 23:37:43] Sir_Lemming, apiw, and CornFly [727/2475] have team battled moveax, Doctor, and Mateusz [1516/2451] and lost! 1 day, 06:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/18 02:58:11] blizgerg [622/1112] has come upon Sir_Lemming [718/850] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:13:46 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/20/18 21:28:02] Cypher [454/1129] has come upon Sir_Lemming [389/850] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:15:49 is removed from Cypher's clock.