Player Info

User: SlowRiot
Class: wastrel
Admin?: No
Level: 106
Next level: 46 days, 11:49:40
Status: Offline
Host: slowriot!slowriot@borealis.voxelstorm.com
Account Created: Sun Sep 21 12:50:28 2014
Last login: Sat May 1 15:17:50 2021
Total time idled: 1666 days, 16:13:54
Current position: [89,220]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 70
boots: 253 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 53
gloves: 36
helm: 61
leggings: 39
ring: 73 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 14
tunic: 111 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 63

sum: 773

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 2 days, 05:33:26
nick: 2 days, 22:20:53
part: None
quest: 541 days, 17:22:13
quit: 138 days, 23:28:34

total: 685 days, 20:45:06

Character Modifiers

[09/21/14 14:00:29] SlowRiot [0/0] has challenged Sturmvogel [316/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 14:26:22] SlowRiot [1/3] has challenged Godisme [272/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 15:22:23] SlowRiot [20/23] has challenged discopig [116/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 16:50:05] SlowRiot [44/50] has challenged elf [509/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 18:15:37] SlowRiot [72/75] has challenged Sir_Lemming [351/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 20:10:16] SlowRiot [46/91] has challenged brentwalther [707/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 21:24:38] SlowRiot [84/113] has challenged Godisme [902/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/14 22:45:43] SlowRiot [18/113] has come upon Hydrogenum [771/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:34 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/22/14 04:16:19] SlowRiot [66/155] has challenged kensington [430/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/22/14 06:52:30] SlowRiot [120/161] has challenged simple [398/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/22/14 16:58:24] SlowRiot [73/193] has challenged Agent86 [350/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/23/14 02:24:29] SlowRiot [107/200] has come upon Str1ngS [183/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/23/14 08:42:06] SlowRiot [178/203] has challenged sasaniak [439/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/23/14 15:40:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 00:16:52 toward level 26.
[09/23/14 16:01:28] SlowRiot [119/214] has challenged ovf [342/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/23/14 17:02:51] Danthemandoo, SlowRiot, and SchrodingersScat [957/1547] have team battled arachnist, Godisme, and ruan [1223/2607] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/14 02:03:40] SlowRiot [6/243] has challenged prattmic [222/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/24/14 08:05:53] SlowRiot, keeper_c, and spillere [1524/1732] have team battled ovf, pfoley, and Flynn [479/1660] and won! 0 days, 00:45:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 11:06:56] SlowRiot [47/273] has challenged Agent86 [165/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/24/14 22:29:35] SlowRiot [199/273] has challenged Virtual [1088/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/27/14 10:21:51] SlowRiot [89/273] has challenged Wayneoween [2/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/27/14 10:21:51] SlowRiot has dealt Wayneoween a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:34:57 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[09/27/14 22:31:35] SlowRiot [169/283] has challenged pants [440/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/28/14 16:27:06] SlowRiot [271/311] has challenged yano [81/1023] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/29/14 08:42:29] SlowRiot [158/311] has challenged DemosDemon [456/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/29/14 08:46:00] idisjunction, SlowRiot, and gravis [738/1681] have team battled Zaratustra, desspugne, and TauPan [977/1781] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 14:12:26] SlowRiot [62/357] has challenged Birdbones [533/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/30/14 14:36:11] gideonstar [639/669] has come upon SlowRiot [112/357] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:30:27 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[09/30/14 23:15:58] MadHatter [381/476] has come upon SlowRiot [166/357] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:46:11 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[10/01/14 19:22:08] SlowRiot [42/369] has challenged Totengeist [241/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/02/14 04:08:16] sartan, filinep, and SlowRiot [514/1814] have team battled allo, gr0w, and Kartoffelsuppe [831/1597] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/14 13:38:29] Virtual [59/1114] has come upon SlowRiot [326/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:24:09 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/03/14 08:12:10] SlowRiot [361/383] has challenged sbp [756/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/04/14 21:30:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 00:18:00 toward level 37.
[10/04/14 22:42:56] SlowRiot [130/385] has challenged tmberg [854/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/05/14 10:53:52] Virtual [847/1114] has come upon SlowRiot [345/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:35 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/05/14 10:58:20] Cypher [467/569] has come upon SlowRiot [3/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:33:09 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/06/14 05:43:22] SlowRiot [241/385] has come upon Revi [108/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:26:16 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/06/14 06:43:20] SlowRiot and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/14 13:32:28] SlowRiot [230/385] has come upon vrillusions [693/1082] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:14 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/06/14 14:10:50] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:45 towards level 38.
[10/06/14 16:12:15] SlowRiot [7/385] has challenged kaplejon [432/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/08/14 18:55:08] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:25 towards level 39.
[10/08/14 19:01:52] SlowRiot [176/385] has challenged agrajag [368/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/08/14 22:10:25] SlowRiot and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/14 02:00:20] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:16 from level 40.
[10/09/14 03:28:11] Babar [271/903] has come upon SlowRiot [193/385] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:17:03 is removed from Babar's clock.
[10/09/14 13:51:01] SlowRiot and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/14 00:08:03] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:34 towards level 40.
[10/10/14 20:30:16] Adar [169/808] has come upon SlowRiot [83/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:27:55 is removed from Adar's clock.
[10/10/14 22:39:40] SlowRiot [82/385] has challenged PiotrekD [598/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/11/14 07:44:51] SlowRiot and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/14 10:09:26] irix [785/864] has come upon SlowRiot [320/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:53:25 is removed from irix's clock.
[10/11/14 23:01:16] Albeit_J [23/220] has challenged SlowRiot [57/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Albeit_J's clock.
[10/12/14 08:51:34] VonGuard [268/546] has challenged SlowRiot [298/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[10/12/14 17:43:54] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:38 towards level 41.
[10/12/14 20:04:36] agrajag, SlowRiot, and lovek323 [18/1199] have team battled Birdbones, Cameron_D, and woonack [546/2611] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/14 00:50:58] Gunther and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/14 04:35:05] Cameron_D [780/989] has challenged SlowRiot [265/385] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:56:39 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/13/14 05:18:14] kork [131/233] has come upon SlowRiot [164/385] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 18:37:05 is added to kork's clock.
[10/13/14 14:40:17] SlowRiot [180/385] has challenged ruan [774/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/14/14 15:04:57] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:06 towards level 42.
[10/15/14 01:23:49] SlowRiot, dwfreed, and Shayanjm [44/1350] have team battled ajhgfa, zid, and Xalvor [484/1125] and lost! 0 days, 08:19:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/14 06:14:07] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:50 towards level 42.
[10/17/14 00:15:34] SlowRiot [379/385] has challenged neo [463/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/01/14 11:25:57] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:36 towards level 43.
[11/01/14 16:09:52] Majak, Flynn, and SlowRiot [137/1218] have team battled agrajag, Jeran, and argus [1086/1769] and lost! 0 days, 11:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/14 11:14:37] MadHatter [22/489] has come upon SlowRiot [258/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:35 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[11/09/14 14:18:51] SchrodingersScat and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/14 19:08:54] jeaye [208/586] has challenged SlowRiot [22/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:46 is removed from jeaye's clock.
[11/09/14 20:10:27] Wayneoween stole SlowRiot's level 38 charm while they were sleeping! Wayneoween leaves his old level 37 charm behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[11/09/14 20:46:17] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:06 towards level 43.
[11/10/14 03:37:40] SlowRiot [250/408] has challenged ruan [58/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/10/14 08:39:09] Rarity [159/560] has come upon SlowRiot [43/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:55 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[11/15/14 22:52:09] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:44 towards level 44.
[11/16/14 02:02:23] Lucien [97/357] has challenged SlowRiot [98/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Lucien's clock.
[11/16/14 05:13:59] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:56 towards level 44.
[11/16/14 08:57:49] idisjunction [805/821] has challenged SlowRiot [269/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:13:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/16/14 09:05:37] SlowRiot [383/408] has come upon Trondby [122/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:29:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/17/14 16:18:02] SlowRiot [391/408] has challenged double [61/255] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/18/14 13:26:30] SlowRiot and prime have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/14 13:45:58] allo, SlowRiot, sedrik, and godog have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/14 16:50:00] MetaNova, Jeran, and SlowRiot [1198/1519] have team battled CFSworks, prattmic, and yano [2374/2387] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 07:26:05] SlowRiot [285/408] has come upon jstg [219/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:38 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/19/14 08:23:23] SlowRiot and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/14 22:24:45] eva42 [362/445] has challenged SlowRiot [32/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:04:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/20/14 04:10:58] brimstone and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/14 20:01:07] SlowRiot [552/572] has challenged Diesel [398/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/21/14 12:14:36] Soappy, SlowRiot, and dxrt [830/1814] have team battled lipek, Ennd, and keeper_c [726/2540] and won! 0 days, 05:34:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/14 02:41:09] AKBlindy [345/487] has challenged SlowRiot [550/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:06 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[11/22/14 08:02:27] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:32 from level 46.
[11/22/14 15:21:25] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:35 towards level 46.
[11/22/14 21:04:52] Ennd, tmberg, and SlowRiot [1830/1959] have team battled w3stside, nexxy, and a1291762 [380/1586] and won! 0 days, 12:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 02:34:59] L235, Lenny, and dindinx [1252/1987] have team battled lipek, brendan, and SlowRiot [1354/2095] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/14 09:40:25] SlowRiot [252/601] has challenged neurospex [231/1031] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/25/14 10:40:27] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:37 towards level 47.
[11/25/14 16:07:52] ChiefRA [119/550] has challenged SlowRiot [327/601] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:07:40 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[11/26/14 20:03:47] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:54 towards level 47.
[11/29/14 15:28:02] SlowRiot and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/14 17:39:14] SlowRiot [295/601] has challenged sasaniak [445/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:40 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/30/14 00:26:05] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:59 towards level 47.
[11/30/14 02:17:13] SlowRiot [61/620] has challenged kaplejon [162/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/30/14 07:51:13] paklido [525/695] has come upon SlowRiot [356/620] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:07 is removed from paklido's clock.
[12/01/14 08:04:48] Shr3k, SlowRiot, and Sir_Mobber [1390/1690] have team battled aucg, Birdbones, and IdleMaster [1086/1926] and won! 0 days, 11:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/14 09:01:57] SlowRiot [109/620] has come upon Eksarion [157/372] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:34 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/02/14 17:35:38] SlowRiot and nickware have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/14 00:53:49] SpamMage, MontyZuma, and Lenny [474/2500] have team battled Syloq, ryushe, and SlowRiot [998/1844] and lost! 1 day, 06:53:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/14 19:10:55] zid [226/454] has challenged SlowRiot [125/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:11:07 is removed from zid's clock.
[12/03/14 19:10:55] In the fierce battle, SlowRiot dropped his level 56 set of leggings! zid picks it up, tossing his old level 45 set of leggings to SlowRiot.
[12/03/14 19:42:09] sjefen6, SlowRiot, and Boohbah [1113/1425] have team battled w3stside, ganja, and reim [202/1376] and won! 0 days, 16:42:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/14 21:17:12] Agent86, droogie, and paysties [482/1948] have team battled SlowRiot, Andries, and Simie [920/1933] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/14 00:06:50] SlowRiot and kaplejon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/14 00:12:34] elf [624/847] has challenged SlowRiot [427/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/04/14 14:43:55] Str1ngS and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/14 00:49:10] Weedle stole SlowRiot's level 47 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Weedle leaves his old level 33 pair of gloves behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[12/05/14 14:31:02] TehKitti, verrbot, and RedW [1651/1915] have team battled discopig, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [719/1822] and won! 0 days, 13:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/14 19:16:00] Soappy, XJR-9, and greycat [679/1923] have team battled SlowRiot, fattrat, and Bokkie [1170/1394] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/14 08:25:15] SlowRiot [346/605] has challenged Beavis [665/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/08/14 01:43:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 14:54:22 toward level 49.
[12/08/14 03:09:39] Flynn, SlowRiot, and allo [1285/1618] have team battled zid, pfoley, and ChiefRA [1193/1674] and won! 0 days, 13:35:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 04:24:15] SlowRiot broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:54 from level 49.
[12/09/14 00:24:48] twohlix [188/520] has challenged SlowRiot [232/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to twohlix's clock.
[12/09/14 09:41:05] benonsoftware stole SlowRiot's level 56 set of leggings while they were sleeping! benonsoftware leaves his old level 53 set of leggings behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[12/10/14 19:45:28] fattrat [12/473] has challenged SlowRiot [196/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/11/14 04:39:39] shandor [491/615] has come upon SlowRiot [353/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:13 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/11/14 22:01:15] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:46 from level 49.
[12/12/14 13:30:48] sasaniak, dwfreed, and JuanMaestro [758/1506] have team battled SlowRiot, nexxy, and kenyon [761/2188] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/14 03:55:35] dwfreed, Kinsmir, and davidfg4 [1333/1614] have team battled Andries, mthw, and SlowRiot [369/1736] and won! 0 days, 15:50:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/14 12:26:18] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [351/1025] has challenged SlowRiot [93/601] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:25:42 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[12/13/14 18:28:18] SlowRiot [361/601] has challenged woonack [15/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/14/14 05:26:14] yasdorian [252/726] has come upon SlowRiot [156/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:31:19 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[12/15/14 06:20:05] SlowRiot [600/607] has challenged pfoley [452/659] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/15/14 06:20:05] In the fierce battle, pfoley dropped his level 25 shield! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing his old level 21 shield to pfoley.
[12/15/14 10:24:57] SlowRiot and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 02:37:33] Ennd and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 19:56:57] SlowRiot was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:29 from level 50.
[12/17/14 02:49:21] pekster [45/562] has come upon SlowRiot [188/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:59 is added to pekster's clock.
[12/17/14 07:56:19] SlowRiot [257/611] has challenged CFSworks [507/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:27:58 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/18/14 05:03:11] strugart [174/456] has challenged SlowRiot [456/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:29 is added to strugart's clock.
[12/20/14 14:25:54] SlowRiot and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/14 01:35:16] brentwalther [191/850] has challenged SlowRiot [227/611] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[12/21/14 21:02:20] ryushe, Wayneoween, and dwfreed [1000/2034] have team battled Flynn, SlowRiot, and Silvanus_Betrium [1776/1806] and lost! 1 day, 01:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/14 14:23:11] SlowRiot [189/611] has come upon dwfreed [115/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/23/14 12:36:42] SlowRiot [435/611] has challenged nfsnobody [182/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/23/14 21:02:30] eva42, SlowRiot, and m0shbear [1053/1861] have team battled elf, AKBlindy, and yond [777/2315] and won! 0 days, 00:55:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/14 17:24:02] SlowRiot, Soappy, and Kyree [852/1465] have team battled zid, Zanoab, and neo [1050/1670] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/14 16:50:08] SlowRiot and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/14 03:22:52] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:45 towards level 51.
[12/26/14 04:09:54] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:18 towards level 51.
[12/27/14 01:33:47] Tamini [26/70] has challenged SlowRiot [156/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Tamini's clock.
[12/28/14 22:32:12] SlowRiot [37/611] has challenged LordH [277/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:59 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/29/14 07:24:57] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:49 towards level 51.
[12/30/14 03:37:43] SlowRiot, m0shbear, and Rarity [1955/2039] have team battled XJR-9, godog, and Cypher [1674/1729] and won! 0 days, 15:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 09:44:16] bendem [38/570] has challenged SlowRiot [384/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:27 is added to bendem's clock.
[12/31/14 01:53:50] SlowRiot [218/611] has come upon Ennd [17/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:17:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/31/14 04:25:42] IdleMaster [107/396] has come upon SlowRiot [258/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:44:53 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/01/15 13:19:00] SlowRiot [464/888] has challenged bairyn [59/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:40:49 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/01/15 23:10:43] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:55:00 from level 52.
[01/02/15 10:38:12] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:57 towards level 52.
[01/02/15 12:43:45] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:20 towards level 52.
[01/02/15 21:13:53] Ennd [224/522] has challenged SlowRiot [798/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:01 is added to Ennd's clock.
[01/04/15 21:59:53] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:16 towards level 52.
[01/04/15 23:33:41] yond [529/859] has come upon SlowRiot [723/888] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:23 is added to yond's clock.
[01/06/15 20:57:34] allo [13/501] has come upon SlowRiot [63/888] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:58:00 is added to allo's clock.
[01/07/15 03:58:17] kensington [217/446] has challenged SlowRiot [522/888] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:56:15 is added to kensington's clock.
[01/07/15 11:57:24] Str1ngS and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/15 05:42:41] desspugne, yasdorian, and dindinx [626/2547] have team battled Plasmastar, SlowRiot, and davidfg4 [1659/1880] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/15 06:20:39] zid, SlowRiot, Satoshi, and Plasmastar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/15 03:39:32] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:46 towards level 52.
[01/10/15 13:42:02] SlowRiot [388/888] has challenged sasaniak [181/662] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/10/15 14:53:19] disk [79/547] has come upon SlowRiot [431/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:43 is added to disk's clock.
[01/11/15 01:41:53] SlowRiot, Crysters, and kenyon [1653/2435] have team battled agrajag, TheMadHatter, and pfoley [641/1554] and won! 0 days, 06:27:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/15 07:57:17] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:36 towards level 53.
[01/13/15 05:46:58] LordH [334/435] has challenged SlowRiot [815/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to LordH's clock.
[01/13/15 07:18:45] ChiefRA [239/552] has come upon SlowRiot [733/888] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:09:40 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[01/13/15 08:17:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 15:24:19 toward level 53.
[01/13/15 21:47:51] gipyelrah [561/951] has challenged SlowRiot [737/888] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:13 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[01/14/15 20:50:16] SlowRiot, bendem, and Agusanz [384/1806] have team battled allo, elf, and ChiefRA [699/1909] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/15 01:49:24] SlowRiot, kaplejon, and Tronsha [1206/1825] have team battled vrillusions, shandor, and SpamMage [1750/2351] and lost! 0 days, 11:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/15 11:38:17] keepermurf [1/61] has challenged SlowRiot [682/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[01/18/15 12:04:43] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:59 from level 53.
[01/18/15 18:30:02] SlowRiot and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/15 13:41:01] prattmic [33/749] has come upon SlowRiot [66/888] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:03:40 is added to prattmic's clock.
[01/20/15 14:11:09] SlowRiot, Simie, and Meistarin [1640/2668] have team battled woonack, discopig, and davidfg4 [406/1818] and won! 0 days, 00:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/15 14:23:23] SlowRiot sharpened the edge of his weapon! SlowRiot's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/15 14:30:25] SlowRiot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SlowRiot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/15 16:26:51] SlowRiot and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 12:44:13] PersonalJ, Pici, and Simie [44/2000] have team battled honkybonky, SlowRiot, and nitzer [859/2039] and lost! 1 day, 19:18:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/15 14:18:11] SubWolf [1/4] has challenged SlowRiot [501/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to SubWolf's clock.
[01/22/15 00:14:14] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:01 towards level 53.
[01/23/15 00:10:48] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:15 from level 53.
[01/23/15 05:46:33] pixelate [186/528] has challenged SlowRiot [411/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:00:55 is added to pixelate's clock.
[01/24/15 01:53:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 11:55:02 toward level 53.
[01/25/15 01:07:29] SlowRiot [524/920] has challenged charitwo [277/490] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/25/15 22:04:26] SlowRiot [239/920] has challenged Tamini [117/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:58:38 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/27/15 00:00:57] yawgmoth [29/520] has challenged SlowRiot [311/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[01/27/15 06:37:38] identd [702/867] has challenged SlowRiot [856/920] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to identd's clock.
[01/27/15 19:19:35] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/15 02:45:34] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:00 towards level 54.
[01/29/15 23:08:18] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:23:50 from level 54.
[01/30/15 21:00:16] strugart stole SlowRiot's level 51 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! strugart leaves his old level 29 pair of gloves behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[01/31/15 02:31:54] SlowRiot [39/899] has challenged argus [678/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:55 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/31/15 07:19:09] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:09 towards level 54.
[01/31/15 11:34:23] blizgerg [553/937] has challenged SlowRiot [835/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:21:48 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/02/15 22:38:45] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:59 towards level 54.
[02/03/15 11:37:01] SudoKing, SlowRiot, and MadHatter [1503/2129] have team battled Nofew, dxrt, and Mateusz [1514/1951] and lost! 1 day, 05:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/15 21:58:07] Jareeta [254/931] has challenged SlowRiot [654/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:35:09 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[02/04/15 12:04:40] SlowRiot [832/899] has challenged kensington [417/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:31:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/05/15 08:39:35] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:30 towards level 54.
[02/05/15 19:11:20] dindinx, yond, and Lucien [430/2139] have team battled SlowRiot, davidfg4, and Thracky [385/2014] and won! 0 days, 09:30:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/15 17:47:15] SlowRiot [821/899] has challenged dwfreed [387/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:42:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/12/15 16:46:35] Doctor, SpamMage, and SlowRiot [2129/2403] have team battled naw, idisjunction, and tiwake [2301/2309] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/15 17:09:16] SlowRiot [493/913] has challenged SubWolf [164/337] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/14/15 16:29:27] SubWolf [65/337] has challenged SlowRiot [86/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to SubWolf's clock.
[02/15/15 05:10:12] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:24 from level 55.
[02/15/15 12:34:19] SlowRiot [394/913] has challenged Brainiac [54/220] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/15/15 15:01:55] ganja [252/407] has come upon SlowRiot [688/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:05 is added to ganja's clock.
[02/15/15 16:35:43] Misza [215/533] has challenged SlowRiot [490/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:14 is added to Misza's clock.
[02/16/15 08:01:32] MetaNova and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/15 23:35:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 3 days, 10:13:23 toward level 55.
[02/17/15 01:02:39] SlowRiot and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 12:20:57] Sir_Lemming [79/508] has come upon SlowRiot [867/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:16 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/18/15 00:16:54] Simie [542/880] has come upon SlowRiot [385/913] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:11:48 is removed from Simie's clock.
[02/18/15 11:20:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 10:32:57 from level 55.
[02/19/15 05:28:32] SlowRiot burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! SlowRiot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/15 11:05:59] SlowRiot [792/906] has challenged Crysters [216/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:08 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/20/15 01:07:52] Zifre [126/561] has come upon SlowRiot [431/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:12 is added to Zifre's clock.
[02/20/15 11:04:36] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:16 towards level 55.
[02/20/15 11:51:30] SlowRiot [868/906] has come upon Revi [79/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/20/15 11:51:30] SlowRiot has dealt Revi a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:40:36 is added to Revi's clock.
[02/21/15 06:20:41] Cypher [46/592] has challenged SlowRiot [773/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:28 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/21/15 09:43:27] SirMonkeybox [673/689] has come upon SlowRiot [227/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:02:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/21/15 12:22:44] SlowRiot [498/906] has challenged Virtual [344/1087] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:56:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/21/15 16:24:04] iViLe [198/940] has challenged SlowRiot [273/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:46 is added to iViLe's clock.
[02/23/15 21:42:15] SlowRiot [652/906] has challenged keeper_c [621/1065] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:33:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/24/15 02:19:49] Wyverna, NezumiRyu, and SlowRiot [1708/1853] have team battled Fluttershy, MontyZuma, and Doctor [1257/2507] and won! 0 days, 02:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/15 04:07:01] Gatewayy [15/235] has challenged SlowRiot [253/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[02/24/15 10:46:48] Sir_Lemming [190/508] has challenged SlowRiot [628/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:27 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/27/15 04:09:38] G33KY [449/649] has challenged SlowRiot [508/906] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:12:17 is added to G33KY's clock.
[02/27/15 06:10:19] SlowRiot [153/906] has challenged Crysters [132/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:44 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/27/15 22:15:56] dxrt [468/900] has challenged SlowRiot [353/906] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:48:09 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[02/28/15 13:21:09] SlowRiot [881/906] has challenged yano [623/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:27 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/28/15 13:21:09] In the fierce battle, yano dropped his level 55 amulet! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing his old level 30 amulet to yano.
[02/28/15 17:56:34] SlowRiot [653/980] has challenged irix [483/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/28/15 19:16:48] SlowRiot sharpened the edge of his weapon! SlowRiot's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/15 04:21:36] riv [192/229] has challenged SlowRiot [502/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to riv's clock.
[03/04/15 04:52:00] gravis [119/546] has challenged SlowRiot [504/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:52 is added to gravis's clock.
[03/04/15 08:06:49] yasdorian [684/812] has come upon SlowRiot [789/1001] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:18:34 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[03/05/15 02:20:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 11:49:33 from level 56.
[03/05/15 09:39:31] Wir [250/312] has challenged SlowRiot [745/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Wir's clock.
[03/17/15 05:40:06] SlowRiot [900/1001] has challenged discopig [308/384] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:49:44 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/17/15 06:40:28] SlowRiot [187/1001] has challenged Budzogan [364/429] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:34 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/17/15 16:49:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 7 days, 12:12:55 toward level 56.
[03/18/15 04:53:08] identd and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/15 07:02:53] SlowRiot and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/15 13:32:34] L235 [19/435] has come upon SlowRiot [637/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:18 is added to L235's clock.
[03/18/15 14:05:57] SlowRiot and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/15 18:21:24] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:56 towards level 56.
[03/18/15 20:53:33] SlowRiot [764/1001] has challenged Soappy [370/735] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:41:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/19/15 20:12:02] SlowRiot and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/15 07:51:44] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:50 from level 56.
[03/21/15 11:41:15] SlowRiot [139/1001] has come upon TauPan [110/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:28 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/21/15 16:32:20] SlowRiot and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/15 19:28:51] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:44 from level 56.
[03/22/15 14:36:18] SlowRiot [70/1001] has challenged paramourne [176/404] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/22/15 21:46:56] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:56:11 from level 57.
[03/23/15 09:02:30] Meistarin, MetaNova, and Asara [302/1924] have team battled Fluttershy, Ladon, and SlowRiot [2153/2350] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 03:38:30] Tenorman, L235, and XJR-9 [569/2045] have team battled Thracky, SlowRiot, and Totengeist [1333/2238] and lost! 1 day, 17:18:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 09:51:20] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:40:23 towards level 57.
[03/24/15 15:49:32] SlowRiot and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/15 15:53:30] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:47 towards level 57.
[03/25/15 00:44:36] SlowRiot [796/1001] has challenged Hydrogenum [452/986] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:18:01 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/25/15 14:06:08] SlowRiot and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/15 12:24:48] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:49 towards level 57.
[03/26/15 21:00:05] SlowRiot [160/1001] has challenged Lowbow [168/223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:34:06 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/27/15 08:09:43] shandor [634/695] has come upon SlowRiot [548/1001] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:14:04 is removed from shandor's clock.
[03/28/15 06:53:03] davidfg4, SlowRiot, and TauPan [2079/2267] have team battled Syloq, Andries, and vexn [487/1107] and won! 1 day, 16:34:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/15 07:20:28] SlowRiot [24/1001] has come upon sbp [436/635] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:38:58 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/28/15 15:54:53] Panick [135/234] has challenged SlowRiot [378/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Panick's clock.
[03/28/15 18:13:49] ChiefRA, SlowRiot, and identd [1112/2456] have team battled reim, cirdan, and coquinounet [334/1511] and won! 2 days, 10:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/15 18:18:03] Brom, Thracky, and Str1ngS [1225/1596] have team battled SlowRiot, droogie, and argus [227/2521] and won! 0 days, 04:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/15 21:48:20] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:59:41 from level 57.
[03/29/15 10:31:30] FrodoTheHobbit [781/926] has challenged SlowRiot [226/1001] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[03/29/15 18:27:04] SlowRiot [182/1001] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [49/689] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:00:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/30/15 08:35:23] Fluttershy stole SlowRiot's level 300 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves his old level 272 pair of boots behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[03/30/15 22:37:34] SlowRiot [712/970] has challenged yawgmoth [341/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:57:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/31/15 05:16:45] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:09 towards level 57.
[04/01/15 12:13:25] antium [87/257] has challenged SlowRiot [816/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to antium's clock.
[04/02/15 23:04:43] dwfreed [341/539] has challenged SlowRiot [404/970] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:07:00 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/03/15 08:08:02] Jens [141/908] has challenged SlowRiot [804/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:45 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/03/15 15:22:03] Opie [22/563] has challenged SlowRiot [117/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Opie's clock.
[04/04/15 19:12:22] SlowRiot and Tartarus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/15 23:34:36] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:56 towards level 57.
[04/05/15 05:06:18] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:00 towards level 57.
[04/05/15 23:31:41] SlowRiot [65/970] has challenged idisjunction [237/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:07 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/06/15 06:00:44] SlowRiot [340/974] has challenged Sixbierehomme [527/741] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/07/15 03:21:07] Asara [145/415] has come upon SlowRiot [6/974] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:03:13 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/08/15 02:08:18] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:08 towards level 58.
[04/08/15 08:21:21] Panick [15/276] has challenged SlowRiot [93/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Panick's clock.
[04/09/15 05:56:36] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:33:56 from level 58.
[04/09/15 19:57:30] agilblade [18/64] has challenged SlowRiot [432/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to agilblade's clock.
[04/10/15 09:49:27] pantyshot, davidfg4, and zouave [1149/1525] have team battled disjunto, SlowRiot, and nfsnobody [1284/1801] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/15 17:34:37] SlowRiot [92/974] has come upon Gatewayy [370/429] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:42:55 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/11/15 02:46:39] Bokkie [83/470] has come upon SlowRiot [612/974] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:12:12 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[04/12/15 23:56:56] Tamini, SlowRiot, and Mateusz [1608/1964] have team battled idisjunction, irix, and Cenhinen [1243/2268] and won! 0 days, 20:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 06:12:30] IdleMaster [141/387] has come upon SlowRiot [46/974] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:00 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/13/15 08:40:00] SlowRiot [765/974] has challenged NightRabbit [303/328] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:00:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/13/15 10:15:52] CaBz [183/248] has challenged SlowRiot [548/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to CaBz's clock.
[04/14/15 02:54:55] G33KY [475/715] has come upon SlowRiot [337/974] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:44:56 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[04/15/15 02:12:43] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:31 towards level 58.
[04/15/15 06:27:27] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:07:19 from level 58.
[04/15/15 18:54:29] gravis, Simie, and SlowRiot [2222/2426] have team battled SudoKing, h00k, and aucg [19/2322] and won! 4 days, 20:49:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/15 06:12:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 21:43:37 from level 58.
[04/17/15 02:18:41] Nahob [316/328] has challenged SlowRiot [498/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Nahob's clock.
[04/17/15 09:26:43] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:41 towards level 58.
[04/17/15 10:33:43] shandor [160/695] has come upon SlowRiot [586/974] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:59 is added to shandor's clock.
[04/17/15 12:29:24] identd [912/939] has challenged SlowRiot [844/974] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from identd's clock.
[04/17/15 18:19:08] SlowRiot [593/974] has challenged spaceCore [155/474] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:29:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/18/15 09:24:11] SlowRiot [477/974] has challenged bendem [281/417] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:26:55 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/18/15 10:19:31] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:58:27 towards level 58.
[04/18/15 23:10:37] Sir_Lemming [476/536] has come upon SlowRiot [196/974] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:28:15 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/19/15 10:12:11] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:37 towards level 58.
[04/19/15 15:34:13] SlowRiot [705/974] has challenged r00f [436/487] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:58:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/20/15 17:51:43] cbob [123/291] has challenged SlowRiot [427/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to cbob's clock.
[04/20/15 19:15:03] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:24 towards level 58.
[04/22/15 03:25:13] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:52 towards level 58.
[04/22/15 07:48:23] Foible [297/405] has challenged SlowRiot [270/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from Foible's clock.
[04/23/15 13:39:00] kenyon [880/1217] has come upon SlowRiot [288/974] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:56:24 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/24/15 14:50:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 5 days, 10:49:15 toward level 58.
[04/26/15 01:48:13] zid [756/773] has challenged SlowRiot [248/974] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from zid's clock.
[04/27/15 07:27:44] SlowRiot [834/980] has come upon Syloq [67/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:20:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/27/15 18:42:27] SlowRiot [273/980] has challenged Asara [89/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:54 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/27/15 20:04:42] darkmage [12/279] has challenged SlowRiot [806/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/29/15 15:59:12] godog [508/602] has come upon SlowRiot [490/980] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:41:55 is removed from godog's clock.
[04/29/15 17:59:03] greycat [254/850] has challenged SlowRiot [697/980] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:06:53 is added to greycat's clock.
[04/29/15 18:06:50] SlowRiot [235/980] has come upon LordH [102/821] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:20:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/29/15 22:32:09] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:57 towards level 58.
[04/29/15 23:00:55] SlowRiot [574/980] has challenged tiwake [391/946] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:27 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/30/15 01:30:16] SlowRiot [412/982] has challenged gipyelrah [333/984] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/30/15 14:56:18] SlowRiot burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! SlowRiot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/15 02:00:52] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:13:33 from level 59.
[05/01/15 18:07:24] SlowRiot and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/15 22:51:02] SchrodingersScat, SlowRiot, and Cenhinen [1929/1949] have team battled jholtom, grooverider, and talso [545/2195] and won! 3 days, 04:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/15 11:28:45] SlowRiot [961/975] has come upon Cypher [747/830] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:45:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/03/15 16:14:31] dwfreed and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/15 01:47:19] clonak, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and tmberg [1881/2544] have team battled SlowRiot, shandor, and fwilson [657/2023] and won! 2 days, 16:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/15 10:32:46] jstg, clearcasting, and Fluttershy [1770/1802] have team battled ChiefRA, Mapleyy, and SlowRiot [914/1896] and won! 1 day, 01:01:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 03:27:12] darkmage [134/290] has come upon SlowRiot [201/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:17 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/05/15 06:00:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 5 days, 16:47:07 toward level 59.
[05/05/15 06:25:50] SlowRiot and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 06:36:30] SlowRiot, zid, and naw [2248/2298] have team battled nitzer, sbp, and m0shbear [2037/2168] and won! 2 days, 02:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 22:07:47] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:32 towards level 59.
[05/05/15 22:28:07] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:40 towards level 59.
[05/06/15 11:16:13] SlowRiot got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:24 from level 59.
[05/07/15 16:14:38] ifsp [123/221] has come upon SlowRiot [311/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:59:58 is added to ifsp's clock.
[05/08/15 05:57:45] astropoint [54/177] has challenged SlowRiot [628/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to astropoint's clock.
[05/08/15 13:18:05] Sixbierehomme [526/744] has challenged SlowRiot [278/975] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:22 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/08/15 18:28:32] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:56 towards level 59.
[05/08/15 23:07:21] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:16 from level 59.
[05/10/15 05:36:46] SlowRiot and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/15 19:10:31] etamind [98/157] has challenged SlowRiot [348/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to etamind's clock.
[05/11/15 00:42:33] PriceChild and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 06:11:49] MontyZuma, Sixbierehomme, and Meta [1543/1907] have team battled SlowRiot, G33KY, and Moogly [1065/1928] and won! 0 days, 00:26:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 07:51:42] damyan [706/746] has challenged SlowRiot [69/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:01:45 is removed from damyan's clock.
[05/12/15 14:19:29] SlowRiot, Cypher, and nitzer [970/2495] have team battled Mateusz, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [481/1982] and won! 0 days, 00:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 19:56:17] SlowRiot [944/975] has challenged sjums_the_great [140/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/12/15 20:14:03] SlowRiot, Tamini, and XJR-9 [943/2130] have team battled Tenorman, a1291762, and ludjer [47/1980] and won! 0 days, 01:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/15 00:58:10] Tenorman [305/906] has challenged SlowRiot [741/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:14:42 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/13/15 01:00:29] SlowRiot [693/975] has challenged aucg [241/684] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/15/15 18:59:17] jse, SlowRiot, and Darky [1241/2037] have team battled simple, IdleMaster, and mthw [1077/1602] and won! 0 days, 17:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/15 10:07:22] simple [366/534] has come upon SlowRiot [178/975] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:54:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/15 01:13:35] simple, RBecker, and SlowRiot [1224/1918] have team battled grooverider, aucg, and ifsp [973/1901] and won! 1 day, 13:22:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 21:31:08] Brainiac [376/566] has come upon SlowRiot [38/975] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:37 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/17/15 22:34:27] zid, aucg, and Panick [1481/1869] have team battled SlowRiot, Totengeist, and AngryParsley [1697/2666] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 00:14:10] SlowRiot [816/950] has challenged XJR-9 [346/676] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:39:41 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/18/15 18:41:52] bl4ckscor3 [223/523] has come upon SlowRiot [562/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:21:59 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/19/15 04:28:54] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 00:30:19] Virtual [866/1110] has come upon SlowRiot [926/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/21/15 19:50:14] clearcasting, keeper_c, and strugart [1889/2396] have team battled astropoint, Akiyuki, and SlowRiot [874/1840] and won! 1 day, 03:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/15 19:09:14] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:18:34 towards level 60.
[05/24/15 09:13:43] clonak [247/541] has come upon SlowRiot [60/950] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:23:12 is removed from clonak's clock.
[05/25/15 10:25:36] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:03:25 from level 60.
[05/27/15 09:32:53] SlowRiot [713/955] has challenged irix [420/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:43:19 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/27/15 11:33:36] CornFly [418/712] has challenged SlowRiot [458/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:09:35 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/27/15 21:36:28] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:37 towards level 60.
[05/28/15 17:08:52] SlowRiot and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/15 04:45:24] Sixbierehomme, greycat, and kensington [1775/2099] have team battled bendem, brendan, and SlowRiot [1174/2124] and won! 3 days, 09:19:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/15 20:34:16] ludjer [70/406] has come upon SlowRiot [599/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:48 is added to ludjer's clock.
[06/01/15 16:28:00] tangerine [139/276] has challenged SlowRiot [91/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from tangerine's clock.
[06/01/15 20:31:58] SlowRiot, bigjay, and Jareeta [49/2519] have team battled Andries, grooverider, and sjefen6 [17/1905] and won! 0 days, 07:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/15 18:44:15] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:04 towards level 60.
[06/03/15 11:37:14] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:23 towards level 60.
[06/03/15 11:51:45] SlowRiot and ChiefRA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/15 20:25:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 3 days, 22:12:48 toward level 60.
[06/04/15 10:57:46] dexter [86/106] has challenged SlowRiot [243/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to dexter's clock.
[06/05/15 09:06:47] CornFly, SlowRiot, and abra0 [1909/2185] have team battled SirMonkeybox, greycat, and tangerine [722/1905] and won! 0 days, 00:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 10:32:18] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:58 towards level 60.
[06/05/15 11:52:47] SlowRiot [495/955] has challenged hannesenator [83/111] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:59:08 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/06/15 08:12:54] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:37:44 towards level 61.
[06/07/15 10:30:16] Gatewayy, HeavyPodda, and SlowRiot [322/1811] have team battled merryfett, kensington, and XenGi [647/1856] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/15 23:35:24] blind, SlowRiot, Avon, and NolanRaSinjaria have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/15 23:41:20] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:31:42 towards level 61.
[06/08/15 13:17:23] SudoKing, yawgmoth, and ChasedSpade [548/1840] have team battled dexter, sasaniak, and SlowRiot [1209/1890] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 17:06:07] ruste [9/11] has challenged SlowRiot [712/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to ruste's clock.
[06/08/15 22:38:21] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:48 from level 61.
[06/09/15 03:20:48] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:52 towards level 61.
[06/09/15 12:16:00] SlowRiot got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:04:51 from level 61.
[06/10/15 10:11:32] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:54:16 from level 61.
[06/10/15 14:22:57] k0r3 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/15 08:21:08] gazarsgo, godog, and MadHatter [1095/1464] have team battled SlowRiot, amdavies, and Egypt [1487/1824] and lost! 0 days, 02:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/15 11:24:59] Tamini, likcoras, and SlowRiot [1037/2051] have team battled Rarity, zid, and blind [1107/2545] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/15 17:31:02] MontyZuma [679/931] has challenged SlowRiot [885/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:39:10 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[06/12/15 22:55:25] Alric` and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 19:16:45] SlowRiot broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:31:34 from level 61.
[06/14/15 01:23:57] SlowRiot set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:00:55 from level 61.
[06/14/15 09:46:08] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:03 towards level 61.
[06/15/15 15:28:54] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:29 towards level 61.
[06/16/15 07:02:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 12 days, 10:19:33 toward level 61.
[06/16/15 09:56:12] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:21:05 from level 61.
[06/16/15 18:25:45] Fluttershy stole SlowRiot's level 46 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves his old level 30 set of leggings behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[06/18/15 11:16:55] SlowRiot [919/938] has challenged HeavyPodda [57/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:01:19 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/18/15 17:49:55] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:56 from level 61.
[06/18/15 22:20:41] SlowRiot [924/938] has challenged cbob [288/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:54:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/18/15 23:12:26] evilwolf [154/270] has challenged SlowRiot [221/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to evilwolf's clock.
[06/19/15 00:58:08] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:15 towards level 61.
[06/23/15 23:14:26] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:00 towards level 61.
[06/24/15 05:00:29] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:02 from level 61.
[06/24/15 10:09:41] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:08 towards level 61.
[06/24/15 11:33:28] SlowRiot [743/941] has come upon dxrt [609/951] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:35:43 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/24/15 13:42:11] sartan [53/985] has challenged SlowRiot [804/941] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:04:08 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/24/15 17:27:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:10:58 from level 61.
[06/24/15 18:05:08] SlowRiot [252/941] has come upon ludjer [230/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/24/15 19:42:20] SlowRiot and Sixbierehomme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/15 00:36:31] SlowRiot [272/941] has come upon LordH [477/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:26 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/25/15 20:41:47] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:18 from level 61.
[06/26/15 11:02:40] SlowRiot [732/941] has come upon Cypher [628/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/26/15 13:00:48] SlowRiot [620/941] has challenged Simie [362/845] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/26/15 20:15:09] SlowRiot [170/941] has come upon XVar [318/405] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:15:20 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/26/15 23:00:26] Birdbones [181/935] has challenged SlowRiot [881/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:31 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/27/15 08:44:30] spillere [332/507] has come upon SlowRiot [78/941] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:30:49 is removed from spillere's clock.
[06/30/15 01:55:39] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:31:20 from level 62.
[06/30/15 02:48:56] ludjer stole SlowRiot's level 33 set of leggings while they were sleeping! ludjer leaves his old level 21 set of leggings behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[07/01/15 07:50:30] SlowRiot [813/928] has come upon astropoint [86/549] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:48:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/01/15 11:35:01] Fluttershy [277/816] has challenged SlowRiot [541/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:00:22 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/01/15 15:36:08] naw, ElectRo, and vegadark [1116/2324] have team battled Meta, SlowRiot, and Fluttershy [823/2147] and won! 0 days, 05:44:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 08:37:00] blind [79/845] has come upon SlowRiot [523/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:12:49 is added to blind's clock.
[07/04/15 00:47:10] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:41:35 towards level 62.
[07/04/15 12:47:24] Darky [0/662] has come upon SlowRiot [25/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:21:50 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/04/15 19:02:47] SlowRiot [698/928] has challenged Adar [134/453] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:03:58 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/04/15 20:06:24] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:55:48 towards level 62.
[07/05/15 00:59:10] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:49 towards level 62.
[07/05/15 15:23:14] Lilian [84/200] has challenged SlowRiot [860/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Lilian's clock.
[07/06/15 20:14:06] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:25 towards level 62.
[07/07/15 03:01:33] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:20 towards level 62.
[07/07/15 18:45:13] SlowRiot and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 08:12:29] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:59:22 towards level 62.
[07/09/15 16:31:52] honkybonky, Booya, and CFSworks [707/1834] have team battled jholtom, SlowRiot, and Plasmastar [1427/1742] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/15 22:14:00] SlowRiot, zid, and bigjay [1647/2290] have team battled Simie, damyan, and Trozz [769/1887] and won! 1 day, 23:58:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/15 01:17:35] Darky [580/662] has challenged SlowRiot [716/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:12:29 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/11/15 03:18:19] lipek [999/1119] has challenged SlowRiot [766/928] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:48:31 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/13/15 09:20:00] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:26 towards level 62.
[07/15/15 16:32:11] Misza [561/890] has come upon SlowRiot [270/928] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:14:19 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/16/15 00:52:20] SlowRiot, MontyZuma, and ruan [1699/2475] have team battled Cypher, Valkor, and tiwake [2315/2723] and lost! 1 day, 07:32:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 10:21:27] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:39 towards level 62.
[07/16/15 12:05:33] SlowRiot [884/928] has challenged fattrat [44/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/17/15 04:18:52] grooverider [487/1000] has come upon SlowRiot [202/928] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:15:37 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/17/15 05:08:19] CornFly, Brainiac, and yond [1860/2592] have team battled woonack, zid, and SlowRiot [1931/2521] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 05:53:59] rharwood [50/609] has challenged SlowRiot [787/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to rharwood's clock.
[07/19/15 15:32:39] kenyon [483/1235] has challenged SlowRiot [345/928] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:53:29 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/19/15 18:59:02] arlen [302/690] has challenged SlowRiot [807/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to arlen's clock.
[07/19/15 19:04:06] XJR-9, jholtom, and bendem [1349/1646] have team battled SlowRiot, m0rph, and kensington [949/1567] and won! 0 days, 12:29:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/15 22:35:06] SlowRiot [280/928] has challenged simple [235/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/19/15 22:49:30] bendem, naw, and emmgame221 [1299/1367] have team battled SlowRiot, fattrat, and csssuf [1121/2400] and won! 0 days, 02:02:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/15 06:15:37] yond [578/896] has come upon SlowRiot [504/928] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:04:08 is removed from yond's clock.
[07/21/15 02:45:22] SlowRiot [476/679] has challenged MetaNova [378/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/21/15 09:57:37] woopey [18/39] has challenged SlowRiot [134/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to woopey's clock.
[07/21/15 21:41:39] SlowRiot was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:12 from level 62.
[07/21/15 22:18:14] nfsnobody [277/673] has come upon SlowRiot [569/679] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:54:44 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[07/22/15 07:20:14] m0rph [172/281] has challenged SlowRiot [550/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to m0rph's clock.
[07/22/15 07:33:35] yawgmoth [375/530] has come upon SlowRiot [494/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:47:58 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[07/22/15 13:22:53] Birdbones stole SlowRiot's level 72 shield while they were sleeping! Birdbones leaves his old level 61 shield behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[07/22/15 15:19:53] SlowRiot [80/667] has challenged yasdorian [359/661] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/23/15 04:17:17] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:55:32 towards level 63.
[07/23/15 06:25:21] Str1ngS and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/15 03:58:09] SlowRiot, ArilKominger, Soappy, and AKBlindy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/15 08:23:21] Satoshi [139/876] has challenged SlowRiot [103/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:01:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/25/15 20:19:45] elf [314/861] has come upon SlowRiot [194/667] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:02:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/25/15 23:20:07] Vivec [44/97] has challenged SlowRiot [503/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Vivec's clock.
[07/26/15 02:41:47] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:00 towards level 63.
[07/26/15 08:32:22] SlowRiot [531/667] has challenged Simie [549/833] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:37:26 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/27/15 12:20:16] Midsandhighs [143/327] has challenged SlowRiot [634/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Midsandhighs's clock.
[07/27/15 17:27:30] Voidy, fattrat, and sjums_the_great [1220/1506] have team battled SlowRiot, dxrt, and Evanna [1999/2027] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/15 17:47:31] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:52:48 towards level 63.
[07/28/15 16:53:57] lipek [579/1119] has come upon SlowRiot [266/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:27:24 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/28/15 21:37:37] fattrat, idisjunction, and SlowRiot [1242/2315] have team battled wallmani, Oooooog, and Lilian [144/921] and won! 2 days, 16:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 20:55:00] m0shbear, yawgmoth, and yasdorian [843/2016] have team battled MadHatter, TauPan, and SlowRiot [105/1492] and won! 3 days, 02:08:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/15 21:59:02] SlowRiot [345/667] has come upon ChasedSpade [39/603] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:39:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/31/15 06:30:30] Asara [722/780] has come upon SlowRiot [16/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:54 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/31/15 10:11:04] SlowRiot [213/667] has come upon SchrodingersScat [303/380] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:56:41 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/31/15 14:14:13] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:26:42 towards level 63.
[07/31/15 15:18:59] SlowRiot [643/667] has challenged Sixbierehomme [465/766] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:16:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/31/15 17:10:36] Oooooog [304/342] has come upon SlowRiot [641/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:26 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[07/31/15 18:20:03] SlowRiot [570/667] has challenged shandor [424/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:17:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/01/15 22:16:22] x86_64 [276/337] has challenged SlowRiot [198/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from x86_64's clock.
[08/02/15 16:36:41] SlowRiot [124/667] has challenged Tesla [47/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:26:52 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/03/15 05:41:21] ajhgfa [118/530] has challenged SlowRiot [269/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:54:43 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[08/03/15 11:08:49] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:44 towards level 63.
[08/03/15 17:52:27] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:49 from level 63.
[08/03/15 19:15:19] SlowRiot sharpened the edge of his weapon! SlowRiot's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/15 12:36:25] VoidFox, sjefen6, and SlowRiot [247/1500] have team battled Fluttershy, yawgmoth, and redlegion [1766/1767] and lost! 1 day, 00:16:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/15 20:04:54] csssuf and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/15 03:04:14] SlowRiot [411/687] has come upon Str1ngS [324/411] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:23:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/07/15 12:30:15] JustAPerson, Robmanx, and yasdorian [557/1448] have team battled SlowRiot, Andries, and Sir_Lemming [635/1722] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/15 18:59:13] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:24 from level 63.
[08/08/15 20:41:19] eva42 [594/831] has challenged SlowRiot [403/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:11:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/08/15 22:21:35] fattrat, irix, and wallmani [574/1998] have team battled darkmage, Tenorman, and SlowRiot [123/2490] and won! 0 days, 06:50:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/15 05:09:56] soltys, IdleMaster, and tangerine [301/1357] have team battled SlowRiot, bl4ckscor3, and yasdorian [1297/1887] and lost! 0 days, 11:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 19:56:48] Sir_Lemming, AngryParsley, and Zeman4323 [900/1888] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and Kussie [921/1961] and lost! 1 day, 15:04:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 22:58:59] x86_64 [226/408] has challenged SlowRiot [248/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to x86_64's clock.
[08/12/15 12:15:56] allo, Frogging101, and Plasmastar [1007/1682] have team battled Sir_Lemming, SlowRiot, and Tesla [1129/1881] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 18:32:12] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:50 towards level 63.
[08/13/15 13:17:25] SlowRiot [77/689] has challenged Gorgon [96/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:33 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/13/15 20:06:49] SlowRiot, suterismus, and kenyon [2901/3123] have team battled Virtual, Beavis, and Agent86 [1861/2815] and won! 0 days, 04:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/15 21:01:12] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:23 from level 63.
[08/14/15 16:40:56] SlowRiot [233/689] has challenged Virtual [29/1117] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/16/15 06:06:45] clonak, MetaNova, and MadHatter [1446/1604] have team battled SlowRiot, tangerine, and Furry [1620/1706] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/15 12:53:14] mwhahaha [180/503] has challenged SlowRiot [386/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/16/15 21:42:40] droogie [116/896] has challenged SlowRiot [541/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:53:10 is added to droogie's clock.
[08/17/15 07:56:15] Majak [397/410] has come upon SlowRiot [647/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:47:22 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/18/15 08:55:37] SlowRiot, godog, and Killerkid [176/1864] have team battled Andries, Plasmastar, and bendem [935/1366] and lost! 2 days, 07:07:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 07:55:32] SlowRiot [226/689] has come upon Gorgon [337/446] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:47:41 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/19/15 15:03:28] SlowRiot [84/689] has challenged Satoshi [232/855] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:36:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/19/15 21:43:44] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:35:10 towards level 64.
[08/20/15 22:13:20] MJ94 [413/579] has challenged SlowRiot [531/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:10 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/20/15 23:34:45] dodobrain [73/107] has come upon SlowRiot [419/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:07 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[08/21/15 07:24:53] SlowRiot [232/689] has come upon PriceChild [149/510] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:08:14 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/22/15 19:53:35] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:43 towards level 64.
[08/23/15 00:49:27] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:40 towards level 64.
[08/23/15 05:37:33] SlowRiot and pipework have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/15 18:13:14] SlowRiot [595/689] has come upon Bl4ckD34tH [252/509] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:17:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/24/15 03:56:23] csssuf and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/15 20:43:29] SlowRiot [617/689] has challenged splinny [409/540] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:44:04 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/26/15 16:26:28] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:19 from level 64.
[08/26/15 20:39:50] SlowRiot met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:07:04 from level 64.
[08/28/15 20:14:48] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:01:09 towards level 64.
[09/02/15 09:16:27] archlich [69/552] has come upon SlowRiot [119/689] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:01:33 is added to archlich's clock.
[09/02/15 15:22:45] darkmage [670/887] has come upon SlowRiot [659/689] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/02/15 17:18:26] Senka [56/243] has challenged SlowRiot [174/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Senka's clock.
[09/02/15 20:03:06] SlowRiot, Fattyeater, and bigjay [529/1854] have team battled m0shbear, Killerkid, and astropoint [876/2006] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 21:44:55] alexj [372/471] has challenged SlowRiot [71/689] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/03/15 21:31:09] yasdorian, aucg, and SlowRiot [1518/2070] have team battled XJR-9, hannesenator, and SudoKing [530/1849] and won! 0 days, 03:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/15 15:29:02] Haquer [291/340] has challenged SlowRiot [522/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Haquer's clock.
[09/05/15 09:22:14] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:47 towards level 64.
[09/09/15 23:35:40] SlowRiot and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 00:13:00] Adar [56/455] has come upon SlowRiot [337/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:01 is added to Adar's clock.
[09/10/15 14:17:22] gipyelrah [583/1068] has come upon SlowRiot [365/689] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:14:13 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[09/11/15 22:17:32] SlowRiot [127/689] has come upon m0shbear [747/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:16 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/12/15 08:53:10] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:58 towards level 64.
[09/12/15 19:08:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 1 day, 08:45:49 toward level 64.
[09/12/15 23:51:00] Ladon, SudoKing, and x86_64 [546/1863] have team battled fraq, sedrik, and SlowRiot [961/1857] and lost! 0 days, 16:35:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/15 17:10:59] SlowRiot [192/689] has come upon nitzer [249/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:19:25 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/15/15 08:59:24] SlowRiot [333/689] has come upon mthw [221/612] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:01:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/15/15 19:03:08] SlowRiot [238/695] has challenged droogie [193/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:40 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/16/15 19:12:34] Krenz [634/931] has challenged SlowRiot [255/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:38:53 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[09/17/15 17:42:51] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:03 towards level 64.
[09/17/15 23:23:25] theemstra [247/456] has challenged SlowRiot [190/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:33:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/18/15 02:28:15] SlowRiot, splinny, and Xyrael [981/1514] have team battled godog, Evrial, and x86_64 [1167/1385] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/15 02:21:58] SlowRiot [645/695] has challenged rharwood [472/657] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/20/15 16:52:40] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:00:54 from level 65.
[09/21/15 06:04:47] Sir_Lemming [533/551] has challenged SlowRiot [655/695] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/22/15 09:02:20] SlowRiot [93/695] has challenged splinny [30/573] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:53:07 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/22/15 09:05:45] DrOfBaconNomics [145/207] has challenged SlowRiot [602/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/22/15 21:48:20] ryushe, SlowRiot, and AWildColin [632/1780] have team battled theemstra, Str1ngS, and nfsnobody [1088/1525] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/15 01:10:37] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:23:58 from level 65.
[09/28/15 16:21:30] Sir_Lemming, woonack, and SlowRiot [196/1909] have team battled MJ94, roy, and SmOkE_RU [415/1445] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 23:11:33] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:20:03 towards level 65.
[09/29/15 12:14:11] GreatRuby [0/199] has challenged SlowRiot [393/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[09/29/15 19:18:51] KyloRen [26/251] has come upon SlowRiot [187/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:26 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[09/30/15 10:19:21] sorind [185/331] has challenged SlowRiot [99/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:24 is removed from sorind's clock.
[10/02/15 13:10:56] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:05:16 towards level 65.
[10/02/15 18:12:14] Tenorman, Zaratustra, and Gaius [1709/2286] have team battled Cypher, SlowRiot, and RistoUuranmaki [1182/2157] and won! 0 days, 20:29:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 10:55:16] grant050 [130/395] has challenged SlowRiot [293/695] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to grant050's clock.
[10/03/15 12:23:43] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:21:37 towards level 65.
[10/03/15 12:41:34] Hitler [79/120] has challenged SlowRiot [693/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Hitler's clock.
[10/03/15 20:33:02] zid [163/794] has challenged SlowRiot [126/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:34 is removed from zid's clock.
[10/04/15 03:11:09] SlowRiot broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:58:37 from level 65.
[10/04/15 04:35:52] SlowRiot [112/695] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [55/1028] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:51:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/04/15 06:51:05] hannesenator [298/486] has come upon SlowRiot [357/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:19:03 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[10/04/15 19:08:57] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:47 towards level 65.
[10/06/15 10:08:35] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:27 towards level 65.
[10/06/15 11:53:24] ryushe [169/876] has come upon SlowRiot [370/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:22:36 is added to ryushe's clock.
[10/07/15 19:08:58] SlowRiot [44/695] has come upon Boohbah [246/607] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:22:05 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/07/15 21:34:11] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:59:07 from level 65.
[10/08/15 15:03:35] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:59:17 towards level 65.
[10/09/15 07:31:43] ssquirrel [39/135] has challenged SlowRiot [257/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to ssquirrel's clock.
[10/09/15 23:33:44] Heisenberg [298/640] has come upon SlowRiot [674/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:48:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/10/15 14:50:26] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:16:08 from level 65.
[10/10/15 21:33:25] Andries [98/529] has come upon SlowRiot [76/695] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:29:37 is removed from Andries's clock.
[10/11/15 17:00:39] Globalirc [12/28] has challenged SlowRiot [550/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/11/15 18:54:56] PinkiePie [137/387] has challenged SlowRiot [300/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/12/15 04:19:50] fraq [386/443] has challenged SlowRiot [586/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to fraq's clock.
[10/12/15 13:25:48] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:50:16 from level 65.
[10/13/15 18:12:50] SlowRiot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SlowRiot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/15 20:58:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 7 days, 17:15:47 toward level 65.
[10/13/15 21:02:14] SlowRiot and ColonelPanic001 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/15 21:09:04] andoruh [51/266] has challenged SlowRiot [604/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/14/15 03:36:30] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:59 towards level 65.
[10/14/15 07:00:12] Milquetoast [343/733] has challenged SlowRiot [399/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/16/15 10:24:26] woonack [399/667] has challenged SlowRiot [124/687] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:34:20 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/16/15 20:08:25] SlowRiot [25/687] has come upon joek [141/290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:54:24 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/17/15 07:53:04] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:29 towards level 65.
[10/17/15 08:23:51] simple [414/668] has come upon SlowRiot [681/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:02 is added to simple's clock.
[10/17/15 16:41:47] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:07 towards level 65.
[10/17/15 21:40:01] SlowRiot and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 08:14:41] m0shbear, Adar, and dindinx [71/1992] have team battled SlowRiot, a1291762, and Pici [859/2350] and lost! 0 days, 21:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 08:17:21] Akiyuki, SlowRiot, and BURUT [424/1616] have team battled Xyrael, yasdorian, and Tenorman [826/2009] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 10:23:40] Fluttershy, Silvanus_Betrium, and SlowRiot [371/2109] have team battled Remmy, grant050, and Birdbones [893/1548] and lost! 1 day, 22:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 22:47:11] SudoKing and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/15 01:37:30] Zero [63/338] has challenged SlowRiot [595/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Zero's clock.
[10/20/15 13:03:16] SlowRiot [173/687] has challenged Toagac [114/701] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:27:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/20/15 20:16:28] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:35 towards level 65.
[10/22/15 07:51:10] DelayedReactions [84/261] has come upon SlowRiot [352/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:05 is added to DelayedReactions's clock.
[10/23/15 19:32:54] SlowRiot [374/687] has challenged clonak [110/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:04:52 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/25/15 06:49:12] SlowRiot, idisjunction, and GreatRuby [1325/1880] have team battled Birdbones, suterismus, and lutoma [1233/2633] and won! 0 days, 08:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 07:25:52] iynque and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 10:51:09] drazisil [257/352] has come upon SlowRiot [228/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:55:54 is removed from drazisil's clock.
[10/26/15 07:24:37] SlowRiot [328/687] has come upon Regnor [80/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/26/15 23:35:01] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:26 towards level 65.
[10/27/15 04:27:03] SlowRiot [402/710] has challenged yawgmoth [152/525] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/27/15 16:06:33] prime, SchrodingersScat, and pixelate [20/1482] have team battled SlowRiot, XJR-9, and Danthemandoo [1477/1951] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/15 17:09:10] SlowRiot [680/710] has challenged Mateusz [668/757] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:15:51 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/27/15 18:06:10] SlowRiot got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:43:47 from level 66.
[10/28/15 05:22:41] PriceChild, mwhahaha, and XenGi [539/1964] have team battled dxrt, Douhet, and SlowRiot [341/2123] and won! 0 days, 11:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/15 16:47:07] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:43:29 from level 66.
[10/28/15 22:21:53] SlowRiot [331/710] has challenged Sir_Lemming [459/564] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:13:31 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/29/15 09:49:03] jdb [102/280] has challenged SlowRiot [469/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to jdb's clock.
[10/29/15 15:55:59] sjefen6, fraq, and SlowRiot [379/1545] have team battled Tesla, Asara, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [2353/2497] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/15 13:08:29] SlowRiot [314/710] has come upon LordH [386/702] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:28:33 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/30/15 20:27:50] Meta, SlowRiot, and Gatewayy [149/2090] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Dan_`, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1315/1792] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/15 00:59:20] Fluttershy [500/851] has come upon SlowRiot [395/710] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:49:37 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[11/02/15 10:15:25] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:28:51 towards level 66.
[11/03/15 06:45:14] zinya [419/663] has challenged SlowRiot [276/710] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:38:42 is removed from zinya's clock.
[11/03/15 08:22:30] SlowRiot met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:59:20 from level 66.
[11/03/15 20:59:14] Majak [57/426] has come upon SlowRiot [225/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:19:39 is added to Majak's clock.

[11/04/15 18:46:21] D-NICE [174/268] has challenged SlowRiot [409/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[11/05/15 04:00:19] h00k [85/919] has challenged SlowRiot [582/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/09/15 19:31:44] RickSanchez [31/276] has challenged SlowRiot [133/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to RickSanchez's clock.
[11/10/15 21:08:06] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:36:37 from level 66.
[11/10/15 21:13:29] redlegion [505/656] has come upon SlowRiot [55/710] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:07:16 is removed from redlegion's clock.
[11/11/15 07:16:23] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:37:52 towards level 66.
[11/12/15 13:09:50] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:24:40 towards level 66.
[11/13/15 01:14:50] bendem [171/529] has come upon SlowRiot [623/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:28:19 is added to bendem's clock.
[11/13/15 03:55:03] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:28:11 from level 66.
[11/13/15 09:44:34] Cenhinen, Regnor, and archlich [1182/1949] have team battled Virtual, SlowRiot, and AngryParsley [2024/2471] and lost! 1 day, 18:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 15:19:07] a1291762 [15/954] has come upon SlowRiot [478/710] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:04:06 is added to a1291762's clock.
[11/19/15 21:54:16] drazisil [117/386] has challenged SlowRiot [10/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:51 is removed from drazisil's clock.
[11/20/15 01:55:38] SlowRiot [405/710] has challenged tmberg [2/844] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:19:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/20/15 07:17:33] SlowRiot and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/15 01:11:05] VX [75/141] has challenged SlowRiot [101/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to VX's clock.
[11/24/15 16:54:07] Asara, splinny, and alexj [674/1856] have team battled Nofew, SlowRiot, and Danthemandoo [1770/2195] and lost! 0 days, 05:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/15 20:40:25] SlowRiot died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:39:58 from level 66.
[11/25/15 07:46:42] SlowRiot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:25:17 towards level 66.
[11/26/15 12:13:06] fraq, SlowRiot, and lux [558/1523] have team battled andrewhuntley, Fluttershy, and XJR-9 [1926/2053] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 04:08:11] SlowRiot lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:16:10 from level 66.
[12/04/15 06:35:21] SlowRiot [349/710] has come upon Simie [415/763] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:13:32 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/05/15 13:20:08] SlowRiot and Totengeist have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/15 09:10:29] SlowRiot met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:59:15 from level 66.
[12/06/15 12:26:53] SlowRiot [123/710] has challenged KyloRen [320/516] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:15:25 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/06/15 12:40:46] SlowRiot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SlowRiot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/15 21:36:49] Flynn, dwfreed, and SpaceKookie [1573/1751] have team battled Mateusz, Virtual, and SlowRiot [218/2315] and won! 0 days, 12:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/15 05:57:21] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:50:22 from level 66.
[12/08/15 17:13:02] belugawhale [142/387] has come upon SlowRiot [370/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:08 is added to belugawhale's clock.
[12/08/15 23:13:07] dwfreed [376/435] has come upon SlowRiot [696/704] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:38:25 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/10/15 03:48:41] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:27:46 towards level 66.
[12/13/15 02:35:16] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:36 towards level 66.
[12/13/15 22:18:40] MetaNova and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/15 21:40:27] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:56:09 towards level 66.
[12/15/15 03:27:35] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:15:49 from level 66.
[12/15/15 10:43:58] MetaNova and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/15 04:07:31] kensington [189/515] has challenged SlowRiot [450/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:55:36 is added to kensington's clock.
[12/18/15 01:25:10] SlowRiot and Sixbierehomme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 03:16:48] SlowRiot [459/704] has challenged Totengeist [399/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:38:00 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/18/15 11:53:03] blizgerg, Douhet, and lipek [957/2550] have team battled Unikitty, SlowRiot, and MJ94 [1562/2270] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/15 12:20:25] SlowRiot [587/704] has challenged Furry [338/524] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:42:05 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/18/15 16:27:43] SlowRiot and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 04:34:32] SlowRiot and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 13:19:22] Xyrael and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 05:05:54] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:10 towards level 66.
[12/21/15 02:40:10] Adar [132/559] has come upon SlowRiot [553/704] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:18:05 is added to Adar's clock.
[12/21/15 09:30:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 4 days, 14:38:11 toward level 66.
[12/21/15 12:18:09] SlowRiot and Zero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/15 21:11:57] SlowRiot [456/704] has come upon Samus [429/763] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/22/15 05:43:03] Darelyn [8/69] has challenged SlowRiot [240/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Darelyn's clock.
[12/22/15 16:28:41] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:24 towards level 66.
[12/23/15 21:58:59] SlowRiot [161/729] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [16/968] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/24/15 19:05:07] Milquetoast, SlowRiot, and Gmane [168/1887] have team battled Kable, Pici, and Asara [788/2212] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 22:18:55] Firien [326/505] has challenged SlowRiot [330/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Firien's clock.
[12/25/15 05:15:20] D-NICE [496/527] has challenged SlowRiot [486/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from D-NICE's clock.
[12/25/15 11:41:26] fraq, Tzic, and Senka [538/1592] have team battled SlowRiot, zankore, and double [1671/1964] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/15 17:30:43] SlowRiot [226/729] has challenged Sir_Lemming [255/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:52:47 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/25/15 19:57:25] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:17:55 towards level 67.
[12/25/15 20:42:04] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:02:02 towards level 67.
[12/25/15 23:16:45] SlowRiot [464/729] has come upon LordH [193/719] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:05:35 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/29/15 13:26:57] kier [346/478] has challenged SlowRiot [706/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:42 is added to kier's clock.
[12/31/15 01:07:13] elf [337/837] has come upon SlowRiot [657/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:55:15 is added to elf's clock.
[01/02/16 19:58:09] Nic [310/371] has challenged SlowRiot [702/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Nic's clock.
[01/02/16 23:57:48] AboveTheSky [211/271] has come upon SlowRiot [359/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:23 is added to AboveTheSky's clock.
[01/03/16 23:40:09] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:17 towards level 67.
[01/04/16 02:57:41] grimsdottir [45/94] has challenged SlowRiot [613/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to grimsdottir's clock.
[01/04/16 13:45:58] magnetik [196/397] has come upon SlowRiot [76/729] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:46:37 is removed from magnetik's clock.
[01/05/16 18:48:15] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:50 towards level 67.
[01/09/16 02:49:12] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:27:14 towards level 67.
[01/09/16 19:15:59] SlowRiot [113/729] has come upon joek [63/464] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:45:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/10/16 14:58:37] Killerkid [319/639] has challenged SlowRiot [52/729] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:14:36 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[01/10/16 21:00:57] Pici [81/704] has challenged SlowRiot [589/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:39:09 is added to Pici's clock.
[01/11/16 13:01:17] charitwo, darkmage, and MJ94 [2229/2321] have team battled Toastee, Douhet, and SlowRiot [757/1632] and won! 2 days, 07:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 16:23:41] RistoUuranmaki, LordH, and kenyon [628/2477] have team battled charitwo, SlowRiot, and JensRex [119/1619] and won! 0 days, 01:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/16 07:36:44] PriceChild and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/16 15:41:49] hannesenator [24/537] has challenged SlowRiot [666/729] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[01/15/16 11:41:03] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:30 towards level 67.
[01/15/16 11:44:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 20:46:54 toward level 67.
[01/15/16 11:50:58] SlowRiot, Lenny, RBecker, and Regnor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/16 23:55:48] Nic [17/377] has come upon SlowRiot [367/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:14 is added to Nic's clock.
[01/16/16 05:06:13] SlowRiot, ElectRo, and ville [112/2389] have team battled eva42, Unikitty, and Adar [2054/2329] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/16 16:05:11] SlowRiot [539/729] has come upon PersonalJ [197/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:39:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/17/16 01:21:22] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:48 towards level 67.
[01/17/16 15:11:36] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:18 from level 67.
[01/17/16 17:34:27] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:49 towards level 67.
[01/18/16 23:44:10] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:21 from level 67.
[01/19/16 15:32:16] SlowRiot [451/729] has come upon rxcomm [246/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:51:19 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/20/16 21:56:40] rxcomm stole SlowRiot's level 68 helm while they were sleeping! rxcomm leaves his old level 65 helm behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[01/20/16 22:32:10] SlowRiot [221/726] has challenged Cameron_D [407/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:18 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/21/16 22:01:52] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:42 towards level 67.
[01/23/16 03:15:52] Hydrogenum, charitwo, and ruan [579/1482] have team battled ville, SlowRiot, and grant050 [935/1843] and lost! 2 days, 22:08:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/16 02:23:10] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:35 from level 67.
[01/24/16 21:51:53] Lemelisk and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 17:19:07] SlowRiot [268/726] has challenged Boohbah [93/885] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/25/16 17:19:07] In the fierce battle, Boohbah dropped his level 261 pair of boots! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing his old level 46 pair of boots to Boohbah.
[01/26/16 08:57:13] magnetik [402/481] has come upon SlowRiot [527/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:31:09 is added to magnetik's clock.
[01/27/16 01:19:34] sasaniak [363/700] has come upon SlowRiot [112/962] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:54:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/28/16 00:36:26] SlowRiot [239/962] has challenged Simie [311/819] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:45:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/29/16 04:21:38] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 11:41:36] Milquetoast [860/902] has challenged SlowRiot [713/962] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/29/16 14:01:44] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:45:47 towards level 68.
[01/29/16 22:53:55] SlowRiot [465/962] has challenged Ironhoof [395/466] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:57:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/30/16 22:26:06] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:16:30 from level 68.
[01/31/16 03:45:26] davidfg4 [256/1046] has come upon SlowRiot [667/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:10 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[01/31/16 08:54:52] SlowRiot, rxcomm, and FakeWizard [1678/2160] have team battled redlegion, Silvanus_Betrium, and shandor [1141/1894] and won! 0 days, 07:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 00:52:44] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:23:06 towards level 68.
[02/01/16 21:20:54] SlowRiot [722/962] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [335/506] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:24:05 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/02/16 12:28:05] joek, SlowRiot, jenksy, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/16 23:49:03] Scar3cr0w, Totengeist, and HeavyPodda [1459/2094] have team battled SlowRiot, RistoUuranmaki, and GilbertErik [1862/1885] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 23:55:59] ConSi [256/283] has come upon SlowRiot [766/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:34 is added to ConSi's clock.
[02/04/16 08:18:29] SlowRiot [490/962] has come upon r00f [488/758] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:43:44 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/04/16 23:52:45] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:32:29 from level 68.
[02/05/16 19:25:28] Cypher, SlowRiot, and d34th [1914/2482] have team battled Globalirc, Valkor, and rharwood [211/2218] and won! 1 day, 10:46:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 23:15:53] SlowRiot [254/962] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [583/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:35:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/08/16 21:57:13] SlowRiot and NoodleCake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 23:11:47] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:33 towards level 68.
[02/09/16 02:22:37] SlowRiot and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 03:25:07] SlowRiot, Schrodinger, and Meta [80/2062] have team battled Lowbow, Pici, and Zythan [80/1652] and won! 0 days, 03:03:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 12:31:59] unicron, shandor, and Opodeldoc [272/1739] have team battled WallIdl, joek, and SlowRiot [1110/1662] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/16 19:40:06] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:00 from level 68.
[02/12/16 01:27:11] MetaNova and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 05:42:34] SlowRiot [278/962] has come upon Frogging101 [130/474] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:35:53 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/14/16 06:31:08] SlowRiot [332/962] has challenged babapest [145/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/14/16 08:05:48] Kartoffelsuppe, kier, and D-NICE [271/2064] have team battled Firien, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [2230/2505] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/16 13:54:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 3 days, 06:53:16 toward level 68.
[02/15/16 11:23:45] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:22 towards level 68.
[02/16/16 04:54:33] Zaratustra, reim, and SlowRiot [1506/2508] have team battled lux, irix, and soltys [2227/2254] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/16 01:28:33] SlowRiot [213/962] has challenged mthw [60/609] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/21/16 08:59:20] LordH, dindinx, and SlowRiot [2195/2399] have team battled elf, bl4ckscor3, and arlen [744/2082] and won! 1 day, 23:00:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 04:22:07] Firien [60/560] has come upon SlowRiot [510/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:25:02 is added to Firien's clock.
[02/22/16 16:47:48] Furry and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/16 20:39:18] strugart, JensRex, and darkmage [15/2075] have team battled idisjunction, D-NICE, and SlowRiot [2145/2688] and lost! 1 day, 07:26:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/16 00:49:37] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:49:50 towards level 69.
[02/25/16 14:55:46] Ironhoof [281/509] has challenged SlowRiot [257/962] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:14 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[02/26/16 05:26:07] SlowRiot and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 11:23:44] eva42 [479/1106] has come upon SlowRiot [680/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:19 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/01/16 21:01:26] Kable, Milquetoast, and Kronos [1462/2168] have team battled hannesenator, SlowRiot, and yasdorian [757/2362] and won! 0 days, 12:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/16 03:43:03] NoodleCake [158/416] has come upon SlowRiot [268/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:08:13 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[03/03/16 07:18:48] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:21 towards level 69.
[03/03/16 11:26:05] Virtual [604/836] has challenged SlowRiot [769/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:07:23 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/03/16 13:58:41] SlowRiot [237/962] has come upon Schrodinger [173/462] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:08:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/04/16 17:36:14] Ttech [243/1366] has challenged SlowRiot [733/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:16:31 is added to Ttech's clock.
[03/05/16 04:59:33] SlowRiot and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/16 06:03:24] SlowRiot and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 13:02:53] Kable [523/838] has come upon SlowRiot [906/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:16:18 is added to Kable's clock.
[03/06/16 16:27:25] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:09 towards level 69.
[03/07/16 07:48:19] SlowRiot and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 03:18:09] identd, theemstra, and SlowRiot [1372/2081] have team battled PinkiePie, magnetik, and Milquetoast [1952/1981] and lost! 2 days, 03:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/16 05:14:43] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:23 from level 69.
[03/08/16 15:07:05] Lowbow [176/480] has challenged SlowRiot [135/962] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:04:54 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[03/08/16 19:50:26] SlowRiot and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 09:13:15] SlowRiot [898/962] has challenged droogie [419/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:30:40 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/10/16 18:49:10] SlowRiot and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/16 21:25:11] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:05:34 from level 69.
[03/11/16 05:31:19] Setsu and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 07:24:02] SlowRiot and Thrayden have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 02:42:09] SlowRiot broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:54 from level 69.
[03/12/16 04:29:34] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 10:59:26] Babar [501/931] has come upon SlowRiot [529/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:06 is added to Babar's clock.
[03/13/16 04:01:06] double [251/596] has come upon SlowRiot [612/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:06:24 is added to double's clock.
[03/13/16 10:55:52] SlowRiot [681/962] has come upon droogie [601/910] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:13:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/13/16 13:52:26] grooverider [778/856] has come upon SlowRiot [783/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:32:54 is added to grooverider's clock.
[03/13/16 22:17:27] echeese, Beavis, and Killerkid [2127/2197] have team battled ruan, SlowRiot, and kensington [376/1825] and won! 0 days, 04:50:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 05:08:01] brycec [203/386] has challenged SlowRiot [306/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to brycec's clock.
[03/15/16 02:18:38] Numskull [26/32] has challenged SlowRiot [722/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Numskull's clock.
[03/15/16 21:06:30] Firien, Simie, and kensington [1026/1930] have team battled yasdorian, SlowRiot, and SynthesizerPatel [1613/2322] and lost! 2 days, 15:58:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 04:22:04] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:34 towards level 69.
[03/16/16 12:53:20] HeavyPodda [347/875] has come upon SlowRiot [830/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:05:47 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/17/16 12:49:56] basepi [2/3] has challenged SlowRiot [798/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/27/16 18:10:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 3 days, 21:49:41 toward level 69.
[03/28/16 02:32:32] double [40/596] has challenged SlowRiot [582/962] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to double's clock.
[03/28/16 22:06:49] Natedog [70/142] has challenged SlowRiot [325/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Natedog's clock.
[03/29/16 07:41:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 16:30:58 toward level 69.
[03/29/16 15:30:58] Str1ngS and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 18:05:41] SlowRiot and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 23:43:22] Tratos [380/453] has challenged SlowRiot [751/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/30/16 21:50:10] SlowRiot, Xenthys, and Satoshi [1810/2194] have team battled ruan, iovoid, and holloway [469/782] and won! 0 days, 11:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 23:06:26] SlowRiot [406/962] has come upon PersonalJ [88/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:44:00 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/01/16 02:13:23] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:57 from level 69.
[04/01/16 18:45:57] SlowRiot [115/962] has challenged AngryParsley [55/927] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/01/16 19:06:31] Animalia [0/82] has challenged SlowRiot [452/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Animalia's clock.
[04/01/16 19:16:37] blizgerg, honkybonky, and fattrat [1651/2308] have team battled SlowRiot, Virtual, and Pogor [2/1857] and won! 1 day, 00:07:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 04:57:20] zid, SlowRiot, and Brom [2241/2362] have team battled bl4ckscor3, desspugne, and mordac [1197/1840] and won! 2 days, 08:34:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 13:52:18] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:22:09 towards level 70.
[04/03/16 06:05:02] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:17:08 from level 70.
[04/03/16 09:03:14] roy, Ironhoof, and Misza [920/2052] have team battled Zaratustra, Crazypedia, and SlowRiot [383/2355] and won! 1 day, 08:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 16:40:48] sloth [64/191] has challenged SlowRiot [738/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to sloth's clock.
[04/03/16 23:51:30] IdleMaster [306/447] has challenged SlowRiot [921/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:20 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/04/16 03:19:04] SlowRiot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SlowRiot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/16 10:55:33] jenksy, damyan, and Milquetoast [88/2403] have team battled Agent86, SlowRiot, and MollyMalone [894/2115] and lost! 4 days, 20:37:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 02:01:06] SlowRiot [818/955] has challenged Ironhoof [4/506] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:16:01 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/06/16 01:21:48] Jagon, kensington, and SlowRiot [1273/1722] have team battled yur, kier, and dindinx [930/1782] and won! 0 days, 00:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 01:18:30] SlowRiot [853/955] has challenged irix [521/1027] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:54:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/08/16 07:59:56] Firien [158/571] has come upon SlowRiot [815/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:38 is added to Firien's clock.
[04/09/16 17:36:00] Antutuuuuu [334/470] has come upon SlowRiot [185/955] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:36:20 is removed from Antutuuuuu's clock.
[04/10/16 04:24:22] SlowRiot [354/955] has challenged Kable [546/841] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:22:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/11/16 16:16:13] elf [352/836] has come upon SlowRiot [714/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:10:16 is added to elf's clock.
[04/12/16 18:35:21] SlowRiot died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:41:29 from level 70.
[04/12/16 21:36:36] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:03:35 towards level 70.
[04/12/16 22:20:32] SlowRiot [253/955] has come upon pixelate [209/547] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:01:58 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/13/16 06:58:27] Avon [668/1110] has come upon SlowRiot [27/955] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:21 is removed from Avon's clock.
[04/15/16 14:46:19] SlowRiot [561/955] has come upon himuraken [330/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:31:07 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/27/16 22:06:00] keeper_c, GilbertErik, and r00f [650/2735] have team battled SlowRiot, Kable, and Adar [2180/2382] and lost! 3 days, 14:21:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/16 02:02:02] unicron [614/696] has challenged SlowRiot [718/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:08:07 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/12/16 06:16:33] magnetik [33/524] has challenged SlowRiot [526/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:13:34 is added to magnetik's clock.
[05/13/16 21:37:58] Anaxyn, odify, and Tenorman [1435/1517] have team battled IdleMaster, Sprort, and SlowRiot [629/1747] and won! 0 days, 02:28:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 07:58:39] Kiesteel, SlowRiot, DoomedExistence, and zankore have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/16 18:11:00] ElectRo, damyan, and SlowRiot [298/2819] have team battled pants, everbrew, and desspugne [2143/2169] and lost! 1 day, 05:57:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 21:15:22] yur [117/486] has come upon SlowRiot [115/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:54:00 is removed from yur's clock.
[05/17/16 04:23:04] SlowRiot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:42:50 from level 70.
[05/17/16 23:49:13] Str1ngS, Xyrael, and mthw [189/1573] have team battled nfsnobody, SirMonkeybox, and SlowRiot [350/2501] and lost! 4 days, 08:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 02:10:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 11:01:25 from level 70.
[05/18/16 03:58:13] SlowRiot and gabriel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 18:32:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 15 days, 04:55:48 toward level 70.
[05/27/16 19:05:47] pants, prime, and brycec [1310/2129] have team battled Cenhinen, simple, and SlowRiot [859/2261] and won! 0 days, 19:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 00:07:24] m0shbear, HeavyPodda, and theZoMBiE [410/2046] have team battled fattrat, SlowRiot, and Satoshi [610/2368] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/16 06:27:22] SlowRiot [56/955] has challenged Hydrogenum [366/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:46 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/29/16 17:58:22] SlowRiot got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:21:11 from level 70.
[05/31/16 11:52:59] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:53 towards level 70.
[05/31/16 22:29:07] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:59 towards level 70.
[06/01/16 03:13:22] Tratos [920/980] has challenged SlowRiot [14/955] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[06/02/16 10:05:07] pico [147/413] has challenged SlowRiot [533/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:02 is added to pico's clock.
[06/02/16 11:45:05] soltys [241/607] has come upon SlowRiot [100/955] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:17:29 is removed from soltys's clock.
[06/03/16 06:14:43] identd and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 10:32:26] Shayy, Jareeta, and Ttech [1154/2799] have team battled Misza, SlowRiot, and Kronos [397/2348] and won! 0 days, 13:05:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/16 09:07:03] Cypher [494/999] has come upon SlowRiot [780/955] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:44:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/05/16 17:59:30] SlowRiot, mordac, and argus [677/2048] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, TauPan, and Kable [1451/1613] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 21:08:16] SlowRiot, ruan, and vegadark [248/1702] have team battled Beavis, tmberg, and Doctor [1940/2922] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/16 04:38:47] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:01 towards level 70.
[06/07/16 08:40:27] SlowRiot [662/990] has challenged Bvarne [674/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/09/16 14:07:15] SlowRiot got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:21:30 from level 71.
[06/09/16 22:13:38] SlowRiot [678/990] has come upon Furry [89/567] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:47:48 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/10/16 10:16:42] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:55:55 towards level 71.
[06/11/16 03:22:27] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:46:44 towards level 71.
[06/11/16 06:21:55] pants [286/712] has come upon SlowRiot [718/990] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:52:14 is added to pants's clock.
[06/11/16 09:53:17] RBecker [5/731] has come upon SlowRiot [759/990] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:52:46 is added to RBecker's clock.
[06/11/16 10:41:40] Cypher, pfoley, and Mirc0p [1561/2107] have team battled Zye, SlowRiot, and MadMan [444/1986] and won! 2 days, 00:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/16 00:46:22] yano, ruan, and holloway [968/1450] have team battled kensington, SlowRiot, and DoomedExistence [1172/2163] and lost! 3 days, 11:43:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/16 09:10:29] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:10:44 towards level 71.
[06/14/16 04:53:18] SlowRiot [278/990] has challenged LordH [799/807] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:29 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/15/16 02:36:45] Beavis [660/1041] has come upon SlowRiot [373/990] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:17:57 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[06/16/16 02:45:05] Gamil [25/123] has challenged SlowRiot [453/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Gamil's clock.
[06/18/16 14:47:40] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:59:07 towards level 71.
[06/19/16 19:52:04] Lemelisk and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/16 08:09:33] SlowRiot [318/990] has come upon Boohbah [281/698] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:45:37 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/20/16 10:38:01] Firien, Pici, and MetaNova [704/2149] have team battled SlowRiot, Doctor, and Majak [1803/2408] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/16 06:46:13] JensRex, SlowRiot, MadHatter, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/16 14:24:29] SlowRiot reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/16 05:56:34] buyoq, darkmage, and LordH [718/2130] have team battled SlowRiot, honkybonky, and brycec [1091/2679] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 20:03:48] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:56 towards level 71.
[06/25/16 14:57:55] SlowRiot [295/996] has come upon Globalirc [602/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:47:50 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/25/16 23:11:11] blind, SlowRiot, pants, and SynthesizerPatel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/16 18:54:36] Beavis [558/1041] has come upon SlowRiot [226/996] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:11:14 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[06/29/16 14:15:27] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:58:51 from level 71.
[06/29/16 22:19:35] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:16 towards level 71.
[06/30/16 02:09:03] KeboDK, SlowRiot, and gabriel [1044/2987] have team battled Tenorman, SarahD, and Fluttershy [1600/2443] and lost! 0 days, 08:16:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/16 22:29:11] Crazycatlady [213/487] has challenged SlowRiot [954/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:16:59 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/01/16 19:19:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 07:28:29 from level 71.
[07/02/16 16:56:27] SlowRiot got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:30:13 from level 71.
[07/02/16 23:59:27] SlowRiot [496/996] has come upon pfoley [548/598] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:49:38 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/03/16 12:28:53] Crazycatlady and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 02:34:25] Crazycatlady and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 15:08:49] Plasmastar [222/338] has challenged SlowRiot [265/996] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:27:23 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[07/05/16 21:10:32] dax, Bvarne, and uhmmm [1328/1644] have team battled theemstra, torg, and SlowRiot [772/2097] and won! 0 days, 21:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/16 10:15:32] MetaNova [33/470] has challenged SlowRiot [755/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:27 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/07/16 00:11:06] robox, SlowRiot, Killerkid, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/16 03:09:00] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:48:45 from level 71.
[07/07/16 16:10:29] SlowRiot [340/996] has come upon woonack [104/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:40:17 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/08/16 18:56:30] eva42 [358/1120] has come upon SlowRiot [291/996] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:57:07 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/20/16 19:49:04] Jareeta [613/1070] has challenged SlowRiot [909/996] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:21:18 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[07/22/16 04:01:39] SlowRiot [100/996] has challenged Diitto [5/1224] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:39:38 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/22/16 20:41:14] RBecker [805/823] has come upon SlowRiot [109/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:45:09 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/23/16 13:22:30] naf [105/468] has challenged SlowRiot [625/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to naf's clock.
[07/23/16 15:31:10] SlowRiot and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 08:24:03] SlowRiot [793/996] has challenged Darky [224/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/24/16 18:22:33] yasdorian [497/623] has come upon SlowRiot [939/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:26:21 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[07/27/16 11:19:29] Gatewayy, BronyDee, and Doctor [1875/2412] have team battled SlowRiot, SudoKing, and Diitto [1034/2903] and won! 0 days, 21:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 14:58:52] SlowRiot was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:52 from level 71.
[07/27/16 20:12:42] SlowRiot [323/996] has come upon MetaNova [305/470] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:04 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/28/16 23:10:16] SlowRiot [343/996] has challenged Jim [313/376] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:14:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/29/16 16:00:00] fangfufu [512/540] has come upon SlowRiot [929/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:32 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[07/29/16 19:03:48] SlowRiot and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 01:05:30] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:05:22 towards level 72.
[07/30/16 07:47:55] abra0, SlowRiot, and Cameron_D [458/2710] have team battled shandor, Plasmastar, and MrGlass [79/1627] and won! 1 day, 12:48:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 13:20:53] SlowRiot [597/996] has challenged MrGlass [218/541] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:14:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/30/16 15:49:52] SlowRiot and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 23:45:50] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:26:58 from level 72.
[07/31/16 11:06:08] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:23:57 from level 72.
[08/01/16 02:12:48] XJR-9 stole SlowRiot's level 72 shield while they were sleeping! XJR-9 leaves his old level 15 shield behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[08/01/16 05:42:42] SlowRiot got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:17:10 from level 72.
[08/02/16 20:03:21] vBm, vox, and AbacusAvenger [1388/1857] have team battled blind, SlowRiot, and RBecker [2423/2515] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 23:08:41] SlowRiot got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:15:26 from level 72.
[08/03/16 18:37:51] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:42:25 towards level 72.
[08/04/16 06:42:39] SlowRiot [49/933] has come upon holloway [230/496] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:23:11 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/04/16 18:07:51] theemstra [599/733] has come upon SlowRiot [175/933] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:33:00 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/05/16 06:27:42] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:54 towards level 72.
[08/07/16 03:35:08] HeavyPodda, Satoshi, and Woona [1103/2154] have team battled SlowRiot, holloway, and basepi [921/1995] and won! 0 days, 14:51:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 04:31:38] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:06:55 towards level 72.
[08/08/16 04:44:07] SlowRiot and Sixbierehomme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/16 10:02:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 13 days, 02:18:47 toward level 72.
[08/09/16 12:52:06] bigjay, iViLe, and Doctor [682/3009] have team battled SlowRiot, Diitto, and rxcomm [2562/2969] and lost! 4 days, 03:35:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/16 21:05:18] fattrat, Agent86, and SlowRiot [1586/2171] have team battled Bradicus, PiotrekD, and everbrew [368/1540] and won! 0 days, 06:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 02:17:31] Crazycatlady, argus, and SlowRiot [1601/1993] have team battled FakeWizard, Agent86, and vBm [796/1672] and won! 3 days, 03:00:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/16 11:16:51] MrGlass, ChasedSpade, and DongQuixote [1338/1606] have team battled SlowRiot, SN4T14, and XJR-9 [347/1777] and won! 0 days, 01:12:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 01:43:05] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:27 from level 72.
[08/17/16 04:19:48] Lemelisk and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 21:29:41] Relayer [4/71] has challenged SlowRiot [204/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Relayer's clock.
[08/17/16 23:02:34] SchrodingersScat and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 13:58:53] robflop [462/694] has challenged SlowRiot [4/936] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from robflop's clock.
[08/18/16 21:28:05] Cameron_D, SlowRiot, and Birdbones [2130/3050] have team battled Anaxyn, MontyZuma, and Darky [2434/2634] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 23:15:57] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:56 towards level 72.
[08/19/16 03:57:25] SlowRiot, blind, and Mjolnir [896/2093] have team battled Boohbah, kenyon, and Zaratustra [3096/3216] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 12:30:08] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:29 towards level 72.
[08/21/16 23:22:59] SirMonkeybox [211/871] has challenged SlowRiot [583/936] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:07:35 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/22/16 08:04:32] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:27 towards level 72.
[08/22/16 09:50:29] zid [725/846] has come upon SlowRiot [564/936] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 10:18:51 is removed from zid's clock.
[08/23/16 04:39:07] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:48 towards level 72.
[08/24/16 03:55:48] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:06 from level 72.
[08/24/16 15:25:31] CornFly, SlowRiot, and zankore [1139/2637] have team battled efn_idle_hobo, Lios, and shandor [1230/1751] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/16 22:49:21] SlowRiot [554/936] has challenged idisjunction [385/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/25/16 06:19:23] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:21 towards level 72.
[08/25/16 19:57:13] SlowRiot [545/936] has challenged fangfufu [396/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/26/16 13:03:31] SlowRiot [921/936] has challenged Tratos [567/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/27/16 13:31:38] SlowRiot and gabriel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 18:30:19] AngryParsley [574/714] has come upon SlowRiot [382/936] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:47:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/27/16 20:10:34] SlowRiot [108/936] has challenged BronyDee [259/533] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/27/16 21:00:25] SlowRiot and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 02:55:12] Bradicus [405/477] has come upon SlowRiot [326/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:32 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[08/28/16 06:19:42] Ironhoof [13/821] has come upon SlowRiot [657/936] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:40:25 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[08/28/16 07:02:26] SlowRiot and rharwood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 09:43:20] Mirc0p [555/572] has challenged SlowRiot [228/936] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[08/30/16 09:43:20] Mirc0p has dealt SlowRiot a Critical Strike! 9 days, 23:40:01 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/30/16 14:05:48] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:30:35 from level 73.
[08/31/16 00:56:26] bl4ckscor3 [333/574] has come upon SlowRiot [681/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:32:45 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/31/16 11:39:38] MrGlass, Crazycatlady, and Merkel [1292/1415] have team battled pfoley, brendan, and SlowRiot [1043/2599] and won! 0 days, 05:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 23:04:35] PinkiePie [400/603] has come upon SlowRiot [911/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:56:27 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[09/02/16 04:41:20] Milquetoast, Lios, and PriceChild [1939/2405] have team battled soltys, Pokota, and SlowRiot [1641/2144] and won! 0 days, 06:43:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/16 02:32:13] SlowRiot [563/936] has challenged Cameron_D [636/1110] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:38:31 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/04/16 14:08:34] Pithlit, SlowRiot, and Brainiac [1651/2123] have team battled FakeWizard, WallIdl, and Doctor [895/2289] and won! 2 days, 02:02:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/16 15:19:57] prattmic, SlowRiot, and ville [2107/2613] have team battled LordH, Cenhinen, and Jagon [530/2112] and won! 0 days, 14:54:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 04:36:09] keeper_c [434/1176] has come upon SlowRiot [338/936] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:54:29 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[09/07/16 02:17:33] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:23:17 towards level 73.
[09/08/16 10:54:09] Eldoreth, hannesenator, and SlowRiot [1254/2219] have team battled gabriel, theemstra, and MontyZuma [2854/2945] and lost! 1 day, 03:18:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/16 23:05:01] LOG_BOT [193/279] has challenged SlowRiot [33/936] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:15 is removed from LOG_BOT's clock.
[09/12/16 16:47:17] Hodor, dclaw123, and yur [434/1457] have team battled SlowRiot, RistoUuranmaki, and Ttech [1681/3006] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/16 18:00:54] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:52:16 from level 73.
[09/14/16 05:56:08] SlowRiot, rxcomm, and Pokota [1047/2293] have team battled Xenthys, Zoddo, and PinkiePie [375/1852] and won! 0 days, 07:37:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 06:38:16] IdleMaster, a1291762, and CornFly [2007/2455] have team battled roy, Ttech, and SlowRiot [2598/2865] and lost! 1 day, 20:03:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 11:21:08] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:24:08 towards level 73.
[09/14/16 12:18:27] JensRex, cirdan, SlowRiot, and gipyelrah have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/16 15:03:53] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:05:58 from level 73.
[09/15/16 15:15:11] SlowRiot [166/936] has challenged Danthemandoo [56/645] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:21:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/16/16 07:20:51] SlowRiot [587/936] has challenged Woona [808/826] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:28:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/16/16 07:23:43] Aeyaneron [21/46] has challenged SlowRiot [785/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Aeyaneron's clock.
[09/16/16 07:36:51] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:57:15 towards level 73.
[09/17/16 09:47:24] borsin [50/100] has challenged SlowRiot [506/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/18/16 06:10:22] desspugne [708/992] has come upon SlowRiot [499/936] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:21:44 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[09/18/16 12:44:48] Oooooog, SlowRiot, and mwhahaha [1733/2049] have team battled Pokota, Crazycatlady, and Milquetoast [334/1939] and won! 5 days, 16:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/16 12:18:13] MJ94 [255/892] has challenged SlowRiot [407/936] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to MJ94's clock.
[09/19/16 13:39:53] sasaniak [138/507] has come upon SlowRiot [829/936] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:00:44 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/19/16 23:53:13] SlowRiot [443/936] has challenged Schmid [231/410] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:50:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/19/16 23:53:13] SlowRiot has dealt Schmid a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:30:30 is added to Schmid's clock.
[09/20/16 12:59:23] SchrodingersScat and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/16 15:54:09] Aeyaneron [15/283] has challenged SlowRiot [245/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Aeyaneron's clock.
[09/20/16 17:33:06] Pici, Jagon, and Jim [733/1846] have team battled SlowRiot, Zoddo, and Frogging101 [1444/1992] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 06:37:34] tmberg, kork, and FakeWizard [1074/1696] have team battled jenksy, SlowRiot, and Thorwald [1125/2010] and lost! 3 days, 15:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 01:37:15] SlowRiot and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 22:18:32] SlowRiot [894/943] has come upon gipyelrah [726/1089] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:40:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/10/16 18:11:12] SlowRiot was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:19:51 from level 73.
[10/11/16 16:51:17] HeavyPodda [533/905] has come upon SlowRiot [126/943] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:53:46 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/11/16 20:38:30] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:02:33 towards level 73.
[10/12/16 19:28:59] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:44 towards level 73.
[10/12/16 20:12:46] SlowRiot [913/943] has come upon suterismus [995/1244] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:11:22 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/13/16 00:24:59] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:02 towards level 73.
[10/15/16 04:16:39] pfoley [352/635] has challenged SlowRiot [766/943] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:53:10 is added to pfoley's clock.
[10/15/16 18:48:20] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:04:14 from level 73.
[10/16/16 07:04:09] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:01:18 from level 73.
[10/16/16 12:03:18] Pithlit, simple, Tenorman, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/16 14:28:01] tmberg [689/802] has challenged SlowRiot [877/943] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:28 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/16/16 21:51:55] SlowRiot and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/16 23:20:46] DrOfBaconNomics stole SlowRiot's level 65 helm while they were sleeping! DrOfBaconNomics leaves his old level 61 helm behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[10/19/16 10:29:49] SlowRiot and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 23:03:57] Plasmastar, MJ94, and SlowRiot [1726/2103] have team battled Adar, MetaNova, and Ironhoof [694/1827] and won! 3 days, 18:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 23:25:12] ^xnyx^ [98/220] has challenged SlowRiot [317/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/20/16 06:44:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 5 days, 01:05:53 toward level 73.
[10/20/16 13:22:40] LordH, Ladon, and MJ94 [1315/2799] have team battled kork, SlowRiot, and yond [890/2385] and won! 0 days, 18:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/16 17:48:13] Andries [287/690] has come upon SlowRiot [210/939] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:11 is removed from Andries's clock.
[10/21/16 04:40:38] HeavyPodda [786/905] has come upon SlowRiot [170/939] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:27:54 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/21/16 23:45:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 5 days, 12:58:59 toward level 73.
[10/22/16 11:52:30] Zoddo stole SlowRiot's level 206 weapon while they were sleeping! Zoddo leaves his old level 204 weapon behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[10/22/16 13:04:08] bl4ckscor3, SlowRiot, KeboDK, and Merkel have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/16 18:44:38] petrichor [350/591] has come upon SlowRiot [807/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:03:08 is added to petrichor's clock.
[10/24/16 01:30:09] SlowRiot [505/937] has challenged TauPan [172/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/24/16 02:30:30] MetaNova [64/433] has challenged SlowRiot [636/937] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:07:21 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/24/16 08:07:32] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:49 towards level 73.
[11/17/16 21:27:53] SlowRiot, PersonalJ, and Eldoreth [1677/2319] have team battled Sir_Lemming, FakeWizard, and pfoley [1352/1850] and won! 1 day, 09:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 12:43:52] Birdbones, LordH, and Silvanus_Betrium [1701/2498] have team battled elix0r, kork, and SlowRiot [1203/1435] and won! 1 day, 17:28:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 13:40:45] Milquetoast, Ironhoof, and SlowRiot [1521/2646] have team battled Anaxyn, basepi, and Unikitty [2380/2513] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/16 16:40:37] SlowRiot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:42 from level 73.
[11/20/16 08:48:17] petrichor [396/595] has come upon SlowRiot [496/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:32:32 is added to petrichor's clock.
[11/20/16 10:10:49] SlowRiot [530/937] has challenged dclaw123 [537/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:41 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/21/16 05:14:11] Xenthys [431/704] has come upon SlowRiot [771/937] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:37:52 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/21/16 06:18:48] ruan [112/411] has challenged SlowRiot [818/937] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:40:28 is added to ruan's clock.
[11/21/16 15:48:49] SlowRiot [869/937] has come upon unicron [537/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:57:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/21/16 20:41:29] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:10 towards level 73.
[11/22/16 04:27:21] SlowRiot [429/937] has challenged Cypher [722/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/22/16 08:05:54] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:49 towards level 73.
[11/23/16 03:36:32] sjefen6 [12/424] has challenged SlowRiot [343/937] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:02:36 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/23/16 05:17:36] SlowRiot [598/937] has come upon aucg [335/941] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:05:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/23/16 22:42:34] SlowRiot [311/937] has challenged himuraken [364/500] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/24/16 09:01:07] rt [21/385] has challenged SlowRiot [186/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to rt's clock.
[11/24/16 11:36:01] Iri [315/359] has come upon SlowRiot [897/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:31 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/24/16 13:21:48] SlowRiot and dragonreborn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/16 14:42:31] JuanMaestro, SlowRiot, grooverider, and PinkiePie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/16 21:51:11] SlowRiot [727/937] has come upon rt [346/385] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:52:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/25/16 23:02:49] SlowRiot [611/937] has challenged Darky [141/842] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:56:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/25/16 23:02:49] SlowRiot has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:44:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/26/16 04:04:49] dodobrain [738/875] has challenged SlowRiot [917/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:54 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[11/26/16 13:52:50] Brainiac, WallIdl, and idisjunction [812/2579] have team battled pixelate, damyan, and SlowRiot [2123/2409] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 17:46:51] IdleMaster, SirMonkeybox, and Sailor_Venus [236/1611] have team battled MrGlass, dindinx, and SlowRiot [1821/2099] and lost! 1 day, 06:40:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 18:10:18] roy [223/525] has challenged SlowRiot [49/937] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:46:35 is removed from roy's clock.
[11/28/16 01:35:39] SlowRiot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SlowRiot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/16 01:02:45] SlowRiot [684/927] has come upon elbie [63/269] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:48:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/29/16 22:40:36] Globalirc [589/631] has challenged SlowRiot [441/927] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:47:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/30/16 12:46:20] borsin [56/436] has challenged SlowRiot [569/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:52 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/01/16 13:56:12] SlowRiot [578/927] has challenged Asara [189/1117] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:42:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/01/16 15:54:06] SlowRiot and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/16 22:22:33] jstg, SlowRiot, and V`ger [742/1984] have team battled blizgerg, grooverider, and Adar [1776/2358] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/16 02:36:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 6 days, 03:35:00 toward level 74.
[12/02/16 10:32:43] soltys [21/677] has come upon SlowRiot [547/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:10 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/02/16 14:38:30] ruan, yasdorian, and RBecker [306/1758] have team battled Sixbierehomme, SlowRiot, and dwfreed [1424/2187] and lost! 2 days, 11:25:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/16 18:23:30] SlowRiot [819/927] has come upon SirMonkeybox [170/627] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:17:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/03/16 18:23:30] SlowRiot has dealt SirMonkeybox a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:32:09 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/04/16 04:36:48] SlowRiot reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/16 05:40:27] Beavis, Ttech, and holloway [2870/3030] have team battled PocketKiller, SlowRiot, and Majak [723/1940] and won! 0 days, 23:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 11:47:43] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:22 towards level 74.
[12/05/16 00:38:00] Bkid and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 12:26:37] Cypher [639/1073] has come upon SlowRiot [657/928] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:57:53 is added to Cypher's clock.
[12/06/16 06:01:58] Boohbah [307/753] has come upon SlowRiot [410/928] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:42:27 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[12/06/16 23:04:23] SlowRiot set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:20 from level 74.
[12/07/16 04:35:09] Euronur [313/321] has come upon SlowRiot [458/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:21 is added to Euronur's clock.
[12/08/16 03:27:53] SlowRiot and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 11:15:37] glook [301/317] has challenged SlowRiot [851/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to glook's clock.
[12/09/16 14:58:39] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:09 towards level 74.
[12/09/16 19:45:57] iViLe [81/1007] has come upon SlowRiot [503/930] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:00 is added to iViLe's clock.
[12/09/16 20:36:39] zbart and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 08:20:21] shandor [720/785] has come upon SlowRiot [630/930] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:23:38 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/11/16 09:56:02] SlowRiot [739/930] has come upon Str1ngS [333/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:55 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/12/16 06:26:40] godog and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 08:57:09] Evrial and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 23:17:26] SlowRiot [408/932] has come upon Sir_Lemming [426/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:49 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/14/16 05:57:18] suterismus [124/1243] has challenged SlowRiot [607/932] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:15:04 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/14/16 12:43:07] damyan, abra0, and GilbertErik [608/2334] have team battled kenyon, Anaxyn, and SlowRiot [1719/2778] and lost! 3 days, 02:10:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 04:06:09] Str1ngS [210/556] has challenged SlowRiot [475/932] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:51:05 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[12/15/16 05:20:39] osannatas [331/427] has challenged SlowRiot [563/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to osannatas's clock.
[12/15/16 09:11:02] pants, SirMonkeybox, SlowRiot, and IndigoTiger have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/16 09:43:36] SlowRiot [226/932] has challenged grooverider [907/918] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/15/16 21:01:24] Eldoreth [446/665] has challenged SlowRiot [547/932] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[12/15/16 23:51:22] aucg, Gatewayy, and rt [932/2234] have team battled Sixbierehomme, SlowRiot, and dclaw123 [53/2428] and won! 0 days, 09:56:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 12:59:49] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:59:19 towards level 75.
[12/19/16 15:40:18] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:30:20 towards level 75.
[12/21/16 10:47:11] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:36:57 towards level 75.
[12/22/16 04:36:19] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:43:18 towards level 75.
[12/23/16 04:42:48] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:55:56 towards level 75.
[12/23/16 06:22:13] PersonalJ [755/777] has challenged SlowRiot [384/932] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:35:37 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[12/23/16 16:05:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 15 days, 08:00:35 toward level 75.
[12/24/16 07:30:32] bl4ckscor3 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 07:39:40] grooverider [755/918] has challenged SlowRiot [441/932] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:17:17 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[12/25/16 12:46:49] SlowRiot [641/932] has come upon XJR-9 [423/703] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:32:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/05/17 08:41:19] Yonderhooligan [23/116] has challenged SlowRiot [87/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Yonderhooligan's clock.
[01/06/17 00:09:19] SlowRiot [48/932] has come upon Oooooog [34/524] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:43:52 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/06/17 00:43:09] SlowRiot [511/932] has come upon anachronistic42 [1/146] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:17:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/08/17 14:32:25] dindinx [12/424] has come upon SlowRiot [415/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:01 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/09/17 11:09:30] SlowRiot and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/17 06:07:27] Eldoreth stole SlowRiot's level 67 charm while they were sleeping! Eldoreth leaves his old level 48 charm behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[01/12/17 10:55:00] JuanMaestro, Milquetoast, and SlowRiot [743/2447] have team battled Mirc0p, Cenhinen, and V`ger [358/1698] and won! 3 days, 13:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/17 23:43:47] SlowRiot [836/911] has challenged blind [330/758] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/15/17 01:04:08] roy [95/525] has come upon SlowRiot [684/911] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:00:32 is added to roy's clock.
[01/15/17 22:51:58] Silvanus_Betrium [460/851] has challenged SlowRiot [167/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:49:33 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[01/15/17 23:52:20] SlowRiot [807/911] has challenged Mordraan [65/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:33:10 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/17/17 21:08:53] SlowRiot [811/911] has challenged vrillusions [441/1011] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:35 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/18/17 06:30:11] RBecker, SlowRiot, and Pici [823/2665] have team battled Andries, Virtual, and Ladon [511/2303] and won! 0 days, 20:45:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 18:59:06] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:02 from level 75.
[01/19/17 02:41:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 3 days, 10:02:19 toward level 75.
[01/20/17 12:53:06] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:30 towards level 75.
[01/21/17 09:52:24] SlowRiot [215/911] has challenged RBecker [295/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/21/17 12:21:26] ruan [363/513] has come upon SlowRiot [597/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:43:31 is added to ruan's clock.
[01/22/17 09:45:48] canton7 [620/706] has come upon SlowRiot [729/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:23:03 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/22/17 21:33:44] basepi, fattrat, and SlowRiot [1373/2611] have team battled TauPan, brendan, and dclaw123 [658/2146] and won! 0 days, 17:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 10:32:23] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:07:59 towards level 76.
[01/25/17 04:16:19] SlowRiot [876/911] has come upon Darky [159/861] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:34:42 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/25/17 11:15:34] Pithlit [219/501] has challenged SlowRiot [274/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:00:45 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[01/27/17 05:44:56] hannesenator [657/914] has come upon SlowRiot [502/911] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:47:45 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/28/17 20:16:34] SlowRiot and WallIdl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/17 01:39:29] iViLe [6/1011] has come upon SlowRiot [804/911] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:59:40 is added to iViLe's clock.
[01/29/17 10:41:54] dindinx [403/427] has challenged SlowRiot [532/911] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/30/17 10:11:40] SlowRiot [631/911] has come upon PaoloBitta [333/352] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:37:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/31/17 06:31:19] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:41:30 towards level 76.
[01/31/17 07:27:30] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:58:50 towards level 76.
[01/31/17 07:28:30] SlowRiot and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/17 18:11:06] SlowRiot [538/911] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [29/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:47:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/01/17 20:15:22] SlowRiot [85/911] has come upon Syloq [2/289] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:07:40 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/03/17 20:59:43] Jareeta [735/1112] has challenged SlowRiot [429/911] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:46:24 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[02/04/17 09:03:52] Milquetoast [489/945] has challenged SlowRiot [208/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:57:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/04/17 15:41:02] SN4T14, SlowRiot, and Firien [959/2514] have team battled AbacusAvenger, everbrew, and fwilson [1590/2098] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 08:20:12] SynthesizerPatel [13/771] has challenged SlowRiot [482/911] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:55:07 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/06/17 14:50:09] SlowRiot [114/911] has come upon Str1ngS [107/552] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:06:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/06/17 21:46:43] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 01:26:19] SlowRiot [294/911] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [351/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:55:24 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/07/17 20:33:04] vox [935/1095] has challenged SlowRiot [531/911] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:14:09 is removed from vox's clock.
[02/09/17 02:54:09] SlowRiot [195/911] has come upon brendan [411/1094] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:34:33 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/10/17 11:54:54] SlowRiot [812/911] has come upon vrillusions [751/1011] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:52:38 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/11/17 04:46:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 4 days, 02:03:49 toward level 76.
[02/11/17 06:14:01] SlowRiot [66/911] has come upon Pithlit [389/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/11/17 11:47:48] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:52 from level 76.
[02/11/17 22:47:56] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:09 towards level 76.
[02/12/17 08:55:11] Agent86 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 12:12:14] vox [70/1095] has challenged SlowRiot [520/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:47 is added to vox's clock.
[02/13/17 09:19:32] SlowRiot [220/911] has challenged Mirc0p [183/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:01 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/13/17 20:30:06] Poireau [52/280] has challenged SlowRiot [159/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Poireau's clock.
[02/14/17 20:06:45] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:29 towards level 76.
[02/16/17 10:36:17] IdleMaster, Sundance, and SlowRiot [1879/2174] have team battled sphere_au, sasaniak, and Fattyeater [3/1343] and won! 0 days, 21:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 12:37:20] sphere_au [262/378] has challenged SlowRiot [643/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[02/17/17 16:29:43] Andries [37/697] has come upon SlowRiot [61/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:01 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/18/17 01:56:36] borsin [238/449] has come upon SlowRiot [489/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:52:09 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/19/17 10:27:25] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:52 from level 76.
[02/20/17 23:27:18] HeavyPodda, SlowRiot, and Heisenberg [2163/2618] have team battled AngryParsley, osannatas, and Fattyeater [329/2036] and won! 1 day, 02:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 23:25:56] SlowRiot [477/919] has come upon LordH [205/1001] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:39:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/24/17 01:19:56] SirMonkeybox [767/918] has come upon SlowRiot [471/919] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:32:42 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/24/17 02:46:25] SlowRiot [574/919] has challenged mordac [598/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:13 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/25/17 01:44:09] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:15 from level 76.
[02/26/17 07:44:21] Agent86 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 21:37:29] SlowRiot, D.Va, and BronyDee [216/1718] have team battled max, freeboson, and strugart [2250/2612] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/17 01:17:21] SlowRiot [675/919] has challenged Virtual [613/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/02/17 22:17:47] SlowRiot [586/919] has challenged KeboDK [22/886] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/03/17 06:33:43] MadMan [717/788] has challenged SlowRiot [692/919] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:29:27 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[03/03/17 18:56:12] SlowRiot and Bokkie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 19:33:13] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:50:47 towards level 77.
[03/03/17 23:22:38] godog and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 23:38:43] vuffie [15/229] has come upon SlowRiot [826/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:22 is added to vuffie's clock.
[03/05/17 00:46:33] borsin [310/448] has challenged SlowRiot [35/919] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:33:29 is removed from borsin's clock.
[03/05/17 14:55:15] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:50:49 towards level 77.
[03/06/17 00:13:31] pants [632/730] has challenged SlowRiot [228/919] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/06/17 03:56:27] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:46:46 towards level 77.
[03/06/17 11:58:12] SlowRiot [619/919] has challenged Bvarne [398/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:02:13 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/06/17 14:16:32] LordH, SudoKing, and fattrat [2190/2843] have team battled awgh, SlowRiot, and Crazycatlady [1120/1872] and won! 0 days, 14:31:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 05:31:56] Furry and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 12:00:56] SlowRiot [579/919] has come upon Reilly [135/428] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:41:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/09/17 15:24:55] jenksy [710/941] has challenged SlowRiot [720/919] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:42:42 is added to jenksy's clock.
[03/09/17 21:08:21] vrillusions [549/986] has come upon SlowRiot [687/919] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:34:46 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[03/10/17 16:59:12] SlowRiot and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 23:54:54] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:14 towards level 77.
[03/12/17 08:32:31] RistoUuranmaki, MetaNova, and abra0 [952/1893] have team battled SlowRiot, Everyman, and Misza [76/2488] and won! 0 days, 22:22:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 09:29:38] Furry and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 10:21:28] Zaratustra [437/948] has come upon SlowRiot [846/919] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:32:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/12/17 10:58:06] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:12 towards level 77.
[03/14/17 00:06:50] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:43 towards level 77.
[03/14/17 08:04:07] SlowRiot [270/919] has challenged WallIdl [174/833] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:54:11 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/14/17 18:07:43] max [625/727] has come upon SlowRiot [444/919] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:28 is removed from max's clock.
[03/15/17 02:14:24] sasaniak [467/500] has come upon SlowRiot [528/919] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 02:05:35 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/15/17 02:28:22] Meta [18/907] has come upon SlowRiot [883/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:03 is added to Meta's clock.
[03/16/17 15:48:56] elf, SlowRiot, and tspange [1565/2647] have team battled Meta, JuanMaestro, and brycec [1397/2203] and won! 2 days, 17:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 09:52:34] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:42 towards level 77.
[03/17/17 12:28:38] shymega [477/528] has come upon SlowRiot [706/919] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:53:08 is added to shymega's clock.
[03/17/17 20:52:29] SlowRiot [631/919] has come upon basicMiracle [304/402] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:30:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/18/17 00:48:25] Ironhoof, brycec, and TauPan [1432/2115] have team battled SlowRiot, soltys, and Syloq [198/1892] and won! 6 days, 06:51:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 16:15:52] vegadark and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 00:08:35] Bokkie, manish17xxx, and SlowRiot [1605/1793] have team battled PiotrekD, SchrodingersScat, and XJR-9 [645/2206] and won! 0 days, 05:26:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 16:49:38] SlowRiot [701/919] has challenged pfoley [251/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:55:51 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/19/17 20:50:58] SlowRiot [598/919] has challenged max [118/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:22 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/20/17 02:37:06] Sixbierehomme and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 20:07:35] D.Va, Iri, and SlowRiot [1199/1773] have team battled sjums_the_great, pixelate, and yasdorian [991/1540] and won! 0 days, 18:43:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 22:03:41] sjefen6 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 05:28:06] IndigoTiger [594/1000] has challenged SlowRiot [292/919] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:46:02 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/21/17 13:40:30] Cameron_D [675/1393] has come upon SlowRiot [23/919] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:45:42 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/22/17 11:02:56] idlerpgww and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 01:21:43] LordH, SlowRiot, and XenGi [1755/2872] have team battled dindinx, freeboson, and Globalirc [73/1942] and won! 1 day, 13:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 02:36:25] ncarl747, Mateusz, and Satoshi [1790/2240] have team battled SlowRiot, Heisenberg, and PriceChild [1564/2447] and won! 0 days, 05:59:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 12:44:23] idlerpgww [405/475] has challenged SlowRiot [535/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/23/17 17:09:45] SlowRiot, MrGlass, and jenksy [1065/2921] have team battled PiotrekD, kork, and Satoshi [757/1724] and won! 1 day, 20:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 00:15:52] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:22 towards level 77.
[03/24/17 07:50:18] Bl4ckC0r3 [143/261] has challenged SlowRiot [918/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/25/17 03:40:53] SlowRiot [83/919] has come upon cirdan [479/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:27 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/26/17 15:12:45] SlowRiot [658/919] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [553/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:17:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/26/17 15:12:45] In the fierce battle, RistoUuranmaki dropped his level 227 weapon! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing his old level 204 weapon to RistoUuranmaki.
[03/26/17 21:28:42] SlowRiot [46/944] has come upon Fluttershy [0/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:50:43 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/27/17 10:30:41] SlowRiot [53/944] has challenged vox [505/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:50 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/28/17 21:36:24] MrGlass and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 23:07:30] HeavyPodda, freeboson, and rxcomm [2287/2423] have team battled SlowRiot, petrichor, and pixelate [1620/2097] and won! 4 days, 15:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 18:30:22] SlowRiot [171/944] has come upon droogie [502/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:10:56 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/10/17 20:54:49] Mrs.BigHead, SlowRiot, and Fluttershy [1348/2339] have team battled Nofew, fangfufu, and ehjax [1085/2296] and won! 0 days, 06:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 21:29:40] sjefen6 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 23:57:13] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 05:34:17] SlowRiot, GilbertErik, and Gatewayy [708/2266] have team battled Andries, himuraken, and Ironhoof [2234/2652] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/17 14:32:28] Eldoreth [739/752] has challenged SlowRiot [492/944] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:37:37 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/11/17 17:02:57] Asara, Sixbierehomme, and Misza [1176/2767] have team battled himuraken, DrOfBaconNomics, and SlowRiot [153/2722] and won! 0 days, 15:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 18:27:20] mwhahaha, jenksy, and SlowRiot [1284/2474] have team battled Asara, MJ94, and elbie [135/2821] and won! 0 days, 18:51:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 06:02:49] jenksy, pixelate, and Sixbierehomme [1854/2110] have team battled shandor, SlowRiot, and Heisenberg [1852/2375] and won! 1 day, 01:51:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 16:58:21] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:07 towards level 77.
[04/18/17 10:41:03] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:27 towards level 77.
[04/18/17 20:27:45] SlowRiot [695/944] has challenged sjefen6 [84/408] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/18/17 22:25:23] SlowRiot [423/944] has come upon J [431/526] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:38:41 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/19/17 01:38:06] lipek, tspange, and SlowRiot [2400/2948] have team battled Lnk, Lemelisk, and vegadark [802/1786] and won! 0 days, 14:31:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/17 22:36:25] LordH, JensRex, and WRiker [645/2117] have team battled SlowRiot, Mrs.BigHead, and Misza [2091/2375] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/17 07:31:33] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:15:44 towards level 78.
[04/20/17 10:00:12] SlowRiot [650/944] has challenged liara [185/369] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:54:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/21/17 02:54:42] EpicPerl [55/189] has challenged SlowRiot [314/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to EpicPerl's clock.
[04/21/17 21:55:35] everbrew [205/723] has come upon SlowRiot [463/944] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:09:58 is added to everbrew's clock.
[04/22/17 03:15:31] SlowRiot [86/944] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [560/1045] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:37:30 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/23/17 15:12:06] SlowRiot [918/944] has come upon LegendaryQ [323/427] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:46:08 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/25/17 09:17:42] glorgamitch and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/17 10:13:39] Opie and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 01:01:10] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 21:18:05] SlowRiot and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/17 21:48:42] Atan, arlen, and SlowRiot [787/2233] have team battled bigjay, suterismus, and Herb_Tarlek [1846/2971] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 16:54:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 11:07:54 from level 78.
[05/04/17 02:10:33] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:07 towards level 78.
[05/07/17 09:32:17] SlowRiot [900/944] has challenged NoodleCake [350/788] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:23:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/07/17 12:31:24] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:41:42 towards level 78.
[05/07/17 15:52:14] SlowRiot [668/944] has come upon lipek [894/1188] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:05:46 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/09/17 05:15:22] Zye [591/734] has come upon SlowRiot [703/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:07 is added to Zye's clock.
[05/09/17 11:40:22] SlowRiot [537/944] has come upon Fluttershy [204/882] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:30:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/10/17 01:21:54] chadi [106/197] has challenged SlowRiot [472/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/10/17 14:04:38] IdleMaster [287/557] has come upon SlowRiot [701/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:23:13 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/12/17 08:34:35] bigjay [6/1043] has come upon SlowRiot [246/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:00:58 is added to bigjay's clock.
[05/13/17 03:04:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 16:56:50 from level 78.
[05/13/17 14:56:19] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:03:45 towards level 78.
[05/14/17 04:06:43] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:50:10 from level 78.
[05/14/17 07:45:01] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:22:48 from level 78.
[05/16/17 00:41:44] SlowRiot [428/944] has challenged Lnk [88/506] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:06:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/16/17 06:43:02] SlowRiot [1/944] has challenged Majak [8/542] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:35:14 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/17/17 04:52:29] kensington, yasdorian, and SlowRiot [1671/2431] have team battled kenyon, Taffer, and woonack [1674/2045] and lost! 8 days, 23:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 07:04:45] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:41:55 from level 78.
[05/18/17 13:34:08] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:00:57 towards level 78.
[05/19/17 03:25:50] NoodleCake and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 21:07:37] Agent86 and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 14:27:04] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 17:12:18] SlowRiot [923/944] has challenged IdleMaster [424/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:33:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/21/17 17:12:18] SlowRiot has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:53:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/22/17 15:55:11] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:02 towards level 78.
[05/22/17 21:11:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 20:50:01 from level 78.
[05/23/17 23:19:23] canton7, SlowRiot, Majak, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 08:01:23] astrutt, Azerothian, and SlowRiot [1194/1433] have team battled Avon, kensington, and theZoMBiE [2763/3058] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 09:40:07] SlowRiot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:04:49 from level 78.
[05/24/17 13:00:22] SlowRiot [152/944] has come upon ncarl747 [121/734] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:44:43 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/25/17 08:49:41] chadi, borsin, and JuanMaestro [548/1442] have team battled Syloq, SlowRiot, and bootdisk [176/1888] and won! 0 days, 13:50:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 13:01:46] dan [0/17] has challenged SlowRiot [635/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to dan's clock.
[05/26/17 00:41:28] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:30:09 from level 78.
[05/26/17 22:10:52] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:50 towards level 78.
[05/27/17 03:51:50] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:18:59 from level 78.
[05/28/17 04:25:29] SlowRiot [316/944] has come upon TauPan [272/300] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:41:05 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/28/17 11:54:44] neurospex [82/1196] has come upon SlowRiot [324/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:54:28 is added to neurospex's clock.
[05/29/17 04:04:09] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:59 towards level 78.
[05/29/17 05:01:34] SlowRiot [350/942] has come upon XJR-9 [540/718] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:16:19 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/29/17 17:13:14] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:39 towards level 78.
[05/30/17 07:13:28] SlowRiot and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 10:55:18] manish17xxx [407/726] has challenged SlowRiot [198/942] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[05/31/17 21:52:42] kensington [585/887] has come upon SlowRiot [329/942] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:15:59 is removed from kensington's clock.
[06/01/17 02:31:34] SlowRiot [627/942] has come upon ohnx [585/816] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:37:13 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/02/17 02:32:02] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:15 towards level 78.
[06/02/17 02:41:16] SlowRiot [562/942] has come upon Neil [272/334] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:57:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/02/17 13:10:37] Sixbierehomme and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 21:41:54] Ttech [56/1478] has come upon SlowRiot [659/942] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:36:25 is added to Ttech's clock.
[06/04/17 02:55:39] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:47 towards level 78.
[06/04/17 15:48:16] SlowRiot [425/942] has come upon vrillusions [980/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:24:58 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/04/17 16:26:35] Cameron_D [1040/1451] has come upon SlowRiot [564/942] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:06:14 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/04/17 22:19:59] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:33 towards level 78.
[06/05/17 18:09:58] SlowRiot and godog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/17 08:25:07] manish17xxx [532/726] has come upon SlowRiot [578/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:24:17 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[06/08/17 07:37:34] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:53 towards level 78.
[06/08/17 17:29:09] Ironhoof, CornFly, and Socks [2611/2692] have team battled Firien, petrichor, and SlowRiot [2058/2785] and won! 0 days, 09:53:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 11:39:04] Torgeir [11/296] has come upon SlowRiot [363/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:28 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[06/11/17 09:13:13] SlowRiot and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 01:52:21] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:44:04 from level 78.
[06/12/17 22:02:32] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:28 towards level 78.
[06/13/17 08:31:11] glorgamitch [365/525] has challenged SlowRiot [713/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[06/15/17 18:01:00] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:00 towards level 78.
[06/15/17 18:21:30] SlowRiot, ville, and Ironhoof [1737/2706] have team battled SpikeX, vrillusions, and Brainiac [504/2069] and won! 0 days, 19:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 21:51:10] SlowRiot and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/17 07:45:09] idlerpgww, SlowRiot, and WallIdl [365/2248] have team battled himuraken, Syloq, and SchrodingersScat [36/2027] and won! 0 days, 06:57:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 00:19:10] SlowRiot [424/942] has come upon freeboson [260/798] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:17:05 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/17/17 00:19:10] SlowRiot has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:37:24 is added to freeboson's clock.
[06/17/17 21:06:18] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:02 from level 78.
[06/18/17 02:22:16] SlowRiot [233/973] has challenged kinopu [190/533] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:38:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/18/17 03:26:01] Andries [406/749] has challenged SlowRiot [33/973] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:16:20 is removed from Andries's clock.
[06/18/17 03:47:59] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:34:40 towards level 79.
[06/18/17 21:37:22] Torgeir [208/319] has come upon SlowRiot [591/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:27 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[06/22/17 08:30:31] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:31:41 towards level 79.
[06/22/17 10:42:58] SlowRiot [792/973] has challenged Asara [216/1175] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:44 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/22/17 15:43:49] allo [99/482] has challenged SlowRiot [460/973] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:04:02 is added to allo's clock.
[06/23/17 07:24:57] sasaniak, SlowRiot, and Andries [40/2230] have team battled WallIdl, yasdorian, and elbie [1814/2168] and lost! 4 days, 12:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 21:06:13] NoodleCake [655/833] has come upon SlowRiot [800/973] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:30:06 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[06/30/17 08:10:11] SlowRiot and Bokkie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 18:40:44] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:13:23 towards level 79.
[07/02/17 16:43:35] SlowRiot [802/973] has challenged Doctor [923/966] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:56:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/03/17 05:45:44] HeavyPodda [508/1154] has challenged SlowRiot [495/973] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:15:22 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/03/17 09:46:27] SlowRiot [701/973] has challenged Cameron_D [934/1468] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:18 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/03/17 21:11:43] SlowRiot and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 04:30:18] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:36:36 from level 79.
[07/05/17 00:16:55] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:06 towards level 79.
[07/05/17 01:55:31] codedeeply [13/196] has come upon SlowRiot [730/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:18 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[07/05/17 21:55:11] Azerothian stole SlowRiot's level 55 amulet while they were sleeping! Azerothian leaves his old level 38 amulet behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[07/06/17 03:56:44] jstg [59/696] has challenged SlowRiot [93/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:01 is added to jstg's clock.
[07/06/17 15:40:56] wulk [230/372] has challenged SlowRiot [680/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to wulk's clock.
[07/06/17 19:22:26] CoffeeMonster [1/9] has challenged SlowRiot [665/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to CoffeeMonster's clock.
[07/07/17 14:00:13] SlowRiot left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SlowRiot's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/17 18:06:38] holloway [295/742] has challenged SlowRiot [238/929] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:44:55 is removed from holloway's clock.
[07/08/17 20:14:27] Aeyaneron, Majak, and Hydrogenum [1011/1594] have team battled yasdorian, MadMan, and SlowRiot [1675/2429] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 05:29:42] JuanMaestro [533/618] has challenged SlowRiot [591/929] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/09/17 05:45:26] Chuck, arlen, and Lios [1971/2638] have team battled brycec, kline, and SlowRiot [214/2153] and won! 0 days, 08:16:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 16:01:45] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/17 09:46:20] adamchainz stole SlowRiot's level 29 set of leggings while they were sleeping! adamchainz leaves his old level 24 set of leggings behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[07/10/17 15:18:34] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:51:38 from level 79.
[07/11/17 13:58:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 11:52:16 from level 79.
[07/11/17 23:18:50] Boohbah [644/768] has come upon SlowRiot [709/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:11 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[07/11/17 23:53:05] Eldoreth [169/846] has come upon SlowRiot [56/924] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:12:40 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[07/12/17 07:14:35] SlowRiot [105/924] has come upon pfoley [95/635] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 17:59:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/12/17 09:27:08] ville [38/699] has challenged SlowRiot [34/924] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:32:58 is removed from ville's clock.
[07/13/17 10:54:52] Adar [256/547] has come upon SlowRiot [512/924] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:09:32 is added to Adar's clock.
[07/14/17 04:51:42] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 01:23:53 from level 79.
[07/14/17 23:28:23] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 02:04:40 towards level 79.
[07/15/17 03:43:47] Cameron_D [438/1468] has come upon SlowRiot [137/924] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:15:04 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/15/17 07:30:12] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:32:12 towards level 79.
[07/16/17 04:48:58] himuraken [623/885] has come upon SlowRiot [109/924] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:47:21 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[07/16/17 23:47:03] rxcomm [746/848] has challenged SlowRiot [101/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:45:09 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[07/18/17 06:53:09] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:15:47 from level 79.
[07/18/17 21:54:50] Zye [687/794] has challenged SlowRiot [274/924] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:38 is removed from Zye's clock.
[07/20/17 04:59:58] Torgeir [367/368] has challenged SlowRiot [319/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:24 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[07/20/17 08:45:54] dodobrain, idlerpgww, and brycec [1454/2137] have team battled BronyDee, mwhahaha, and SlowRiot [1702/2134] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 09:08:35] LegendaryQ [218/471] has challenged SlowRiot [94/924] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from LegendaryQ's clock.
[07/20/17 09:08:35] LegendaryQ has dealt SlowRiot a Critical Strike! 16 days, 11:39:32 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/21/17 01:03:15] SlowRiot [514/924] has challenged AbacusAvenger [419/869] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:42:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/21/17 02:03:24] SlowRiot [861/924] has challenged Nistur [67/218] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:14:00 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/21/17 07:13:30] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:22:21 towards level 79.
[07/21/17 21:56:09] osannatas [274/689] has come upon SlowRiot [857/924] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:24:57 is added to osannatas's clock.
[07/22/17 09:50:51] Khorne [188/286] has come upon SlowRiot [853/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:08 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/22/17 12:15:00] SlowRiot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:57:46 from level 79.
[07/22/17 14:25:02] SlowRiot misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:11:11 from level 79.
[07/22/17 14:45:59] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:22:24 towards level 79.
[07/23/17 15:47:34] AbrahamLinksys, elf, and SirMonkeybox [1549/2432] have team battled MadMan, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2241/3454] and lost! 3 days, 16:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 17:22:10] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:24:41 towards level 79.
[07/25/17 21:22:18] Zoddo [280/721] has challenged SlowRiot [13/924] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:49:58 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[07/27/17 22:30:55] PinkiePie [179/616] has challenged SlowRiot [571/924] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:30:12 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[07/29/17 00:50:02] SlowRiot and Furry have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 05:06:41] KingQuackers [142/511] has challenged SlowRiot [68/924] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:13 is removed from KingQuackers's clock.
[07/29/17 19:07:51] csssuf [208/393] has come upon SlowRiot [699/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:27:42 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/30/17 13:25:28] elf, ruan, and bender [520/1751] have team battled SlowRiot, Avocet, and glook [499/2152] and won! 0 days, 01:08:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/17 13:23:30] nickware [267/570] has challenged SlowRiot [270/924] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to nickware's clock.
[07/31/17 18:18:30] xit [192/237] has challenged SlowRiot [601/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to xit's clock.
[08/01/17 12:13:51] SlowRiot and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 20:10:21] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:30 towards level 79.
[08/02/17 11:53:20] SlowRiot [107/924] has challenged rxcomm [648/843] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:19:49 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/03/17 09:55:00] SlowRiot and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 12:40:07] meffe [39/212] has challenged SlowRiot [509/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to meffe's clock.
[08/04/17 04:02:10] SlowRiot and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 15:02:10] SlowRiot [435/924] has challenged Tenorman [320/780] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:01:35 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/05/17 06:14:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 17:41:48 from level 79.
[08/05/17 17:47:19] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:42:17 towards level 79.
[08/05/17 22:57:04] Nofew, osannatas, and Nistur [879/2158] have team battled SlowRiot, Khorne, and Boohbah [900/2074] and lost! 0 days, 11:45:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/17 03:37:15] SlowRiot was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:14:27 from level 79.
[08/08/17 13:58:39] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:55:04 towards level 79.
[08/08/17 19:28:04] mordac [146/910] has come upon SlowRiot [554/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:45 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/10/17 08:07:16] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:00 towards level 79.
[08/10/17 18:12:32] Darky, Hydrogenum, and arlen [1376/2257] have team battled SlowRiot, kline, and meffe [808/1828] and won! 1 day, 09:41:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/17 23:12:57] Zaratustra and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 01:46:34] Milquetoast [359/953] has come upon SlowRiot [731/924] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:21:22 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/12/17 13:06:06] Birdbones [416/926] has come upon SlowRiot [705/924] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:06:47 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/13/17 03:30:22] SlowRiot [66/924] has come upon freeboson [157/827] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:05:08 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/14/17 12:01:54] Vroomfondel [166/205] has challenged SlowRiot [615/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/14/17 14:40:31] SlowRiot and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 21:26:47] mwhahaha [335/620] has come upon SlowRiot [612/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:00 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/16/17 03:04:26] SlowRiot [527/924] has come upon jstg [529/696] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:33:19 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/16/17 09:27:12] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:03:40 towards level 79.
[08/16/17 15:54:07] Gatewayy [548/820] has challenged SlowRiot [512/924] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:22:18 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[08/18/17 11:27:05] SlowRiot and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/17 13:07:16] Dork_Knight, J, and Atan [679/1653] have team battled tspange, Furry, and SlowRiot [232/2385] and won! 0 days, 15:30:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 03:16:33] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:34:34 from level 79.
[08/20/17 17:25:46] kensington [30/953] has come upon SlowRiot [358/924] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:29:26 is added to kensington's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:14] SlowRiot, Meta, elbie, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 16:40:45] SlowRiot, Taffer, and pixelate [1112/2031] have team battled unicron, V`ger, and MadMan [337/2192] and won! 0 days, 09:18:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 20:19:07] Kylie [150/394] has challenged SlowRiot [708/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Kylie's clock.
[08/23/17 07:23:05] SlowRiot [316/924] has challenged qbit [384/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:44:37 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/23/17 08:04:52] elf [896/899] has come upon SlowRiot [594/924] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:26:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/23/17 12:47:41] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:17:25 towards level 79.
[08/24/17 08:51:02] elf [794/899] has come upon SlowRiot [302/924] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:20:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/26/17 08:49:53] david [84/130] has challenged SlowRiot [709/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to david's clock.
[08/28/17 05:52:47] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:58 towards level 79.
[08/28/17 07:24:32] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:40 towards level 79.
[08/28/17 09:36:17] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:42 towards level 79.
[08/29/17 07:22:40] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:12 towards level 79.
[08/30/17 03:53:13] SlowRiot and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/17 03:02:46] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:24:36 from level 79.
[09/01/17 17:55:40] SlowRiot [773/924] has challenged Sticky [206/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:37 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/01/17 20:08:33] SlowRiot and Kylie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 17:35:27] SlowRiot [415/924] has come upon vrillusions [471/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:33:47 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/03/17 12:23:10] Milquetoast, glorgamitch, and tspange [1268/2297] have team battled awgh, LegendaryQ, and SlowRiot [1188/2202] and won! 1 day, 01:08:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 00:22:20] SlowRiot [32/924] has challenged SirMonkeybox [551/929] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:58:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/04/17 15:29:15] Khorne [120/592] has come upon SlowRiot [730/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:20 is added to Khorne's clock.
[09/05/17 10:45:14] SlowRiot and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/17 17:40:25] xit [226/526] has come upon SlowRiot [298/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:22 is added to xit's clock.
[09/09/17 03:59:07] meffe, SlowRiot, and Gatewayy [2175/2208] have team battled Heisenberg, Andries, and Zoddo [2282/2510] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 19:04:06] lipek, Agent86, and MrGlass [1051/2590] have team battled sigmg, SlowRiot, and freeboson [1359/2308] and lost! 1 day, 18:55:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/17 10:15:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 19:12:03 from level 79.
[09/16/17 06:07:02] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:15 towards level 79.
[09/16/17 15:13:33] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:13 towards level 79.
[09/17/17 03:45:32] SlowRiot and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/17 18:40:11] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:17 towards level 79.
[09/17/17 18:42:05] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:29 towards level 79.
[09/18/17 07:30:48] SlowRiot [566/924] has challenged TauPan [234/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:20:39 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/18/17 12:43:37] SlowRiot and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/17 02:54:00] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:23 from level 79.
[09/21/17 00:22:37] theemstra, Silvanus_Betrium, and rxcomm [836/1920] have team battled SlowRiot, grooverider, and x0 [780/2094] and won! 0 days, 07:41:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 20:35:54] SlowRiot [727/924] has challenged Mars [542/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:15 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/16/17 18:45:55] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:18 towards level 79.
[10/16/17 22:49:08] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:56 towards level 79.
[10/19/17 18:04:49] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:36 towards level 79.
[10/20/17 01:51:27] SlowRiot and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 05:46:10] MetaNova [296/760] has challenged SlowRiot [765/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:35 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/26/17 01:21:43] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:10 towards level 79.
[10/28/17 01:54:19] Vroomfondel [88/544] has come upon SlowRiot [687/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:30:46 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[10/28/17 14:02:56] Bradicus stole SlowRiot's level 204 weapon while they were sleeping! Bradicus leaves his old level 198 weapon behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[10/29/17 02:14:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 2 days, 04:55:36 toward level 79.
[10/30/17 23:22:27] SlowRiot [42/917] has challenged Brady [490/605] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:44:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/31/17 05:18:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 52 days, 03:05:33 toward level 80.
[11/01/17 10:52:26] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:36:07 from level 80.
[11/02/17 04:18:06] charitwo, Pici, and SlowRiot [570/2527] have team battled hannesenator, soltys, and coco [558/2067] and won! 0 days, 06:15:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 21:50:01] codedeeply [109/805] has come upon SlowRiot [289/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:59:11 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[11/05/17 09:26:21] TauPan [47/585] has come upon SlowRiot [825/917] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:05:26 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/06/17 11:51:16] Poopybutt [124/283] has challenged SlowRiot [816/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Poopybutt's clock.
[11/07/17 05:22:15] SlowRiot [85/917] has challenged sjefen6 [183/422] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:14:07 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/07/17 21:24:13] SlowRiot [366/917] has come upon droogie [111/816] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:22:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/09/17 06:43:17] SlowRiot [91/917] has come upon Sundance [610/674] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:37:17 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/10/17 05:36:20] SlowRiot, Heisenberg, and pants [2478/2665] have team battled zifnab06, x0, and KeboDK [553/1930] and won! 2 days, 13:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 02:55:26] valdur55 [37/713] has challenged SlowRiot [183/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:41:38 is added to valdur55's clock.
[11/11/17 03:02:40] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:34 towards level 80.
[11/11/17 16:36:03] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:11 towards level 80.
[11/11/17 20:32:53] bavi [8/19] has challenged SlowRiot [586/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to bavi's clock.
[11/11/17 23:46:48] SlowRiot and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 21:58:06] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:34 towards level 80.
[11/13/17 08:06:39] dax [105/387] has challenged SlowRiot [824/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to dax's clock.
[11/13/17 11:05:02] SlowRiot, KeboDK, and mwhahaha [27/2558] have team battled Ttech, vox, and Luamil [1399/3225] and lost! 0 days, 05:42:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/17 11:46:13] SlowRiot and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 03:19:32] SlowRiot [235/917] has challenged Bob [154/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:11:49 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/14/17 07:06:01] HeavyPodda, Bob, and shandor [397/2019] have team battled RBecker, Andries, and SlowRiot [12/2522] and won! 0 days, 01:27:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 23:11:17] Dork_Knight [284/456] has come upon SlowRiot [552/917] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:51:38 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/16/17 04:37:19] cosmicsound [112/268] has challenged SlowRiot [689/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to cosmicsound's clock.
[11/16/17 10:24:47] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:30 towards level 80.
[11/16/17 14:13:45] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:55 towards level 80.
[11/18/17 04:22:47] osannatas [543/733] has challenged SlowRiot [340/917] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/22/17 02:10:07] SlowRiot and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 01:03:12] Realmy [996/1068] has challenged SlowRiot [614/917] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[11/23/17 06:31:47] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:44 towards level 80.
[11/24/17 18:50:31] SlowRiot and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 06:36:23] m [163/227] has challenged SlowRiot [907/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to m's clock.
[11/25/17 20:56:48] grooverider, Milquetoast, and Chuck [2105/3003] have team battled TauPan, SlowRiot, and bigjay [1159/2624] and won! 1 day, 21:59:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 22:45:00] bootdisk [352/786] has come upon SlowRiot [601/917] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:40:01 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[11/27/17 00:04:13] SlowRiot [61/917] has challenged Lenny [239/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:49 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/28/17 16:38:04] SlowRiot met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:41 from level 80.
[11/28/17 22:40:30] SlowRiot, moveax, and glorgamitch [1812/1867] have team battled Mirc0p, Gatewayy, and Eiam [1483/2333] and won! 0 days, 01:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 08:13:07] MadMan [723/1017] has come upon SlowRiot [161/917] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:50:29 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/29/17 08:23:40] Gerdesas [461/622] has challenged SlowRiot [6/917] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:03:10 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[11/29/17 15:32:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 00:57:44 toward level 80.
[11/29/17 21:26:46] SlowRiot [407/986] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [455/666] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:40:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/30/17 18:28:43] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:52:49 from level 81.
[12/02/17 13:06:25] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 20:22:48 from level 81.
[12/03/17 02:00:37] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:37:09 towards level 81.
[12/03/17 02:10:34] alexj [364/573] has come upon SlowRiot [207/986] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:42:13 is removed from alexj's clock.
[12/03/17 02:29:17] manish17xxx, SlowRiot, and JensRex [1055/2830] have team battled Globalirc, Herb_Tarlek, and Xenthys [2244/2396] and lost! 5 days, 08:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/17 12:23:28] soltys, LordH, and SlowRiot [544/2596] have team battled MrGlass, droogie, and hoglahoo [714/1848] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 12:34:01] CoolChris, SlowRiot, and Bkid [874/2257] have team battled woonack, ohnx, and idisjunction [1233/2359] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 10:14:24] SlowRiot [596/986] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [199/917] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:51:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/06/17 13:19:22] SlowRiot and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/17 23:40:55] neurospex stole SlowRiot's level 261 pair of boots while they were sleeping! neurospex leaves his old level 253 pair of boots behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[12/07/17 21:12:27] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 06:04:32 from level 81.
[12/08/17 23:46:47] sjefen6 [171/415] has challenged SlowRiot [815/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:11:27 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/09/17 01:45:27] AbacusAvenger, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2319/3453] have team battled soltys, Agent86, and Meta [1939/2186] and won! 1 day, 13:58:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 02:52:56] Mrs.BigHead [381/592] has come upon SlowRiot [939/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:48:23 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[12/10/17 03:25:56] bootdisk [586/786] has challenged SlowRiot [929/977] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[12/10/17 17:23:52] SlowRiot had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:24:30 towards level 81.
[12/12/17 07:15:51] LordH, SlowRiot, and JensRex [2934/3144] have team battled meffe, Eldoreth, and darkmage [1138/2450] and won! 11 days, 20:01:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 09:39:19] SlowRiot and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 20:41:57] SlowRiot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:19:48 towards level 81.
[12/14/17 04:59:41] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:02:15 towards level 81.
[12/15/17 00:09:39] SlowRiot reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/17 23:41:04] Jandre, Milquetoast, and qwerty [896/1703] have team battled SlowRiot, woonack, and Euronur [605/2179] and won! 0 days, 13:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 09:55:42] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:51 towards level 81.
[12/18/17 07:12:51] SlowRiot, Khorne, Birdbones, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 13:30:54] Lemelisk [548/1082] has come upon SlowRiot [880/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:32:13 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[12/19/17 03:54:01] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:25 towards level 81.
[12/19/17 13:57:53] SlowRiot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:49:20 from level 81.
[12/20/17 05:12:47] SlowRiot and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 16:36:28] SlowRiot, RBecker, soltys, and tspange have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/17 01:26:08] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:18:26 from level 81.
[12/23/17 01:21:09] SlowRiot [885/982] has challenged bytmegsx [242/283] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:23:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/23/17 06:09:49] sunri5e [95/604] has come upon SlowRiot [821/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:47 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[12/23/17 23:24:32] bl4ckscor3 [300/541] has come upon SlowRiot [277/982] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:27:42 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/24/17 03:28:07] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:57:49 towards level 81.
[12/24/17 10:35:20] dindinx, neurospex, and tmberg [1629/2561] have team battled liara, Euronur, and SlowRiot [226/2208] and won! 4 days, 20:43:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 14:49:24] SlowRiot [808/982] has challenged Yuhno [16/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:02:16 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/27/17 00:54:20] SlowRiot and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 22:21:25] SlowRiot and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 09:38:51] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:50 towards level 81.
[12/30/17 14:22:30] hannesenator, Cypher, and SlowRiot [3044/3326] have team battled elbie, RedW, and HeavyPodda [278/2741] and won! 3 days, 14:37:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 15:27:45] tspange, Vroomfondel, and dwfreed [1614/1834] have team battled Zaratustra, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2243/3679] and lost! 0 days, 20:28:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/17 23:47:31] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:57:57 from level 81.
[01/01/18 16:44:51] SlowRiot [36/982] has challenged bigjay [1112/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:43:46 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/01/18 20:46:18] Mirc0p [621/750] has challenged SlowRiot [274/982] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:43:01 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[01/04/18 12:33:13] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:43 towards level 81.
[01/05/18 14:44:58] Fluttershy, Gerdesas, and Syloq [1558/2122] have team battled SlowRiot, Agent86, and KevinSpacey [1118/1913] and won! 1 day, 15:35:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 21:27:54] SlowRiot met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:14:37 from level 81.
[01/06/18 03:50:28] woonack, SlowRiot, and KevinSpacey [589/1795] have team battled AbacusAvenger, xayto, and dclaw123 [1479/2416] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 20:50:21] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/18 11:45:05] speedmann [18/157] has come upon SlowRiot [90/986] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:00 is added to speedmann's clock.
[01/07/18 18:52:12] Taffer [17/704] has challenged SlowRiot [201/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:21 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/10/18 13:42:37] SlowRiot and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/18 00:19:16] SlowRiot [393/986] has challenged Atan [255/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:30:22 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/14/18 01:38:43] JuanMaestro [53/715] has come upon SlowRiot [853/986] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:46:57 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/14/18 02:17:22] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:49 towards level 81.
[01/14/18 02:31:33] Sixbierehomme and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/18 00:36:28] SlowRiot [925/986] has challenged SirMonkeybox [484/603] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/15/18 04:14:56] Birdbones [77/935] has challenged SlowRiot [527/986] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:08:53 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/18 06:35:55] SlowRiot and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/18 15:18:32] SlowRiot [519/986] has challenged shandor [321/629] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:38:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/16/18 18:24:51] SlowRiot and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 09:49:46] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:46:17 towards level 82.
[01/17/18 10:36:38] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:36 towards level 82.
[01/18/18 00:45:52] nickware [551/605] has challenged SlowRiot [925/986] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/18/18 03:47:52] grooverider [1191/1202] has come upon SlowRiot [360/986] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:44:28 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[01/19/18 01:33:06] SlowRiot misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:44:58 from level 82.
[01/19/18 13:25:34] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:30:33 towards level 82.
[01/19/18 20:43:46] elf [434/913] has come upon SlowRiot [239/986] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:49:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/19/18 21:37:05] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:29:53 from level 82.
[01/20/18 06:56:25] SlowRiot [802/986] has challenged suterismus [875/1360] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:12:03 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/20/18 18:22:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 14:35:06 from level 82.
[01/21/18 07:40:50] glorgamitch and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 18:33:45] SlowRiot, blizgerg, theemstra, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/18 07:02:34] ejai [166/305] has come upon SlowRiot [329/986] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:47 is added to ejai's clock.
[01/22/18 10:13:22] SlowRiot [300/986] has challenged Gatewayy [163/883] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:08:52 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/01/18 06:28:28] woonack [287/446] has come upon SlowRiot [63/986] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:05:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/01/18 22:14:03] h00k [183/864] has come upon SlowRiot [469/986] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:00:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/02/18 13:43:29] SlowRiot [99/986] has challenged vegadark [350/589] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:20:24 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/03/18 10:35:47] ohnx, SlowRiot, and damyan [2517/2758] have team battled dax, Syloq, and bootdisk [1512/1927] and won! 1 day, 05:44:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 09:34:22] SlowRiot [926/986] has come upon AbacusAvenger [745/861] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:58:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/04/18 17:49:58] Sundance, dwfreed, and Bradicus [625/1864] have team battled robox, SlowRiot, and glorgamitch [2139/2451] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/18 00:11:49] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/18 09:13:11] m0shbear stole SlowRiot's level 198 weapon while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves their old level 159 weapon behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[02/07/18 12:04:37] Pici, dax, and allo [1139/2242] have team battled Luamil, ruan, and SlowRiot [1098/2265] and won! 0 days, 16:27:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 01:20:38] SlowRiot and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 11:14:57] SlowRiot, Fluttershy, Birdbones, and Cameron_D have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/18 00:41:41] SlowRiot and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 14:21:42] nfsnobody, Brady, and MetaNova [1674/2327] have team battled basepi, SlowRiot, and J [2148/2517] and lost! 5 days, 03:51:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/18 18:42:44] RedW, dax, and ilbelkyr [1212/2373] have team battled Khorne, m0shbear, and SlowRiot [1428/2677] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/18 09:17:20] blizgerg, HeavyPodda, and SlowRiot [1100/3079] have team battled Zaratustra, MadMan, and Doctor [131/3143] and won! 2 days, 18:37:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 09:39:44] blind, WallIdl, and pfoley [1766/2520] have team battled SlowRiot, robox, and astropoint [940/2122] and won! 6 days, 00:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 18:47:30] SlowRiot and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 20:42:28] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:12 towards level 82.
[02/14/18 01:14:53] SN4T14, petrichor, and Lemelisk [1599/3057] have team battled Roxana, SlowRiot, and astropoint [121/1924] and won! 1 day, 18:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 09:38:14] SlowRiot, Gatewayy, and abra0 [1896/2836] have team battled borsin, Iri, and Boohbah [1879/2073] and won! 1 day, 14:54:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 09:17:42] ToHellWithGA, borsin, and SlowRiot [2003/2415] have team battled max, soltys, and IdleMaster [1102/1952] and won! 0 days, 00:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 01:43:40] SlowRiot [346/943] has challenged ejai [21/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:17 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/17/18 08:48:29] hoglahoo [39/609] has challenged SlowRiot [655/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:19 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[02/17/18 13:49:44] SlowRiot [446/943] has come upon Sundance [407/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/17/18 15:28:04] bender, Heisenberg, and SlowRiot [945/2625] have team battled Euronur, uhmmm, and IdleMaster [1001/2324] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/18 23:14:13] greekman [42/134] has challenged SlowRiot [45/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to greekman's clock.
[02/18/18 04:55:39] SlowRiot [277/943] has challenged pants [395/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:27:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/18/18 05:19:23] SlowRiot, qwerty, and pixelate [1110/2248] have team battled neurospex, dax, and allo [416/2282] and won! 0 days, 11:59:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/18 00:14:20] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:13 towards level 82.
[02/19/18 16:37:33] brycec and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/18 17:44:09] bl4ckscor3 [502/564] has come upon SlowRiot [589/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:11:40 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[02/20/18 01:35:30] SlowRiot [806/943] has challenged Syloq [419/446] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:42:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/20/18 19:22:20] SirMonkeybox [486/576] has come upon SlowRiot [415/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:28:39 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/21/18 13:00:48] yano, shandor, and loomysh [688/1800] have team battled Ais, SlowRiot, and Sixbierehomme [1754/1955] and lost! 0 days, 23:30:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 01:16:18] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:29:55 towards level 83.
[02/22/18 15:13:21] qwerty, dwfreed, and sigmg [1328/2008] have team battled bootdisk, moveax, and SlowRiot [29/2346] and won! 1 day, 23:07:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 18:22:56] SlowRiot [474/943] has come upon petrichor [381/1144] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:48:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/25/18 03:11:14] KeboDK, yano, and Zaratustra [1321/2666] have team battled MJ94, pants, and SlowRiot [1392/2483] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/18 03:52:10] Taffer [476/719] has come upon SlowRiot [736/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:06:38 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/26/18 06:59:15] Atan [289/576] has challenged SlowRiot [549/943] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:26:07 is added to Atan's clock.
[02/27/18 03:16:07] hoglahoo [410/609] has challenged SlowRiot [942/943] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[02/27/18 13:50:36] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 15:08:54] MrGlass [430/797] has challenged SlowRiot [783/943] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:20:40 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/28/18 09:14:23] bigjay [1194/1221] has challenged SlowRiot [59/943] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:03:39 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[02/28/18 12:23:33] J and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 19:35:06] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 03:24:00] SlowRiot [365/943] has come upon Zaratustra [300/1089] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:43:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/01/18 09:22:01] SlowRiot [653/943] has challenged TauPan [239/680] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:35:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/01/18 09:52:08] apiw [167/604] has come upon SlowRiot [787/943] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:06:39 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/01/18 15:37:10] ncarl747, elbie, and pfoley [1003/2304] have team battled SlowRiot, kork, and neurospex [252/2389] and won! 1 day, 05:34:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 17:24:29] AncalagonThBlack [45/651] has challenged SlowRiot [153/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:42 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[03/02/18 02:17:03] SlowRiot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:08:51 from level 83.
[03/02/18 12:58:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 8 days, 21:32:49 toward level 83.
[03/02/18 18:07:26] SlowRiot [7/943] has come upon dclaw123 [290/986] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:21:27 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/03/18 12:38:02] SlowRiot [883/943] has challenged Sixbierehomme [546/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:53:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/04/18 06:50:54] shandor, daemoneye, and Pici [627/2040] have team battled SlowRiot, basepi, and acolarh [1429/2088] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/18 10:56:17] SlowRiot [184/943] has come upon pfoley [415/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:21:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/04/18 21:35:31] Elgo [399/430] has challenged SlowRiot [640/943] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to Elgo's clock.
[03/04/18 21:48:38] Eldoreth [671/926] has challenged SlowRiot [326/943] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:36:01 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[03/06/18 04:13:10] Tenorman [661/1033] has come upon SlowRiot [360/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:09:15 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/07/18 21:11:28] Fluttershy [656/1058] has challenged SlowRiot [337/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:30:45 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[03/08/18 14:14:10] SlowRiot [16/943] has come upon PinkiePie [755/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:21:02 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/08/18 19:02:55] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:42 from level 83.
[03/09/18 12:08:21] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:17 from level 83.
[03/09/18 18:31:12] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:29 towards level 83.
[03/10/18 16:30:45] SlowRiot, basepi, and Eldoreth [333/2791] have team battled agrajag, bender, and Zaratustra [562/2798] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/18 13:06:36] SlowRiot and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 14:03:24] SlowRiot [70/943] has challenged Mithkabob [245/453] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:13:58 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/13/18 03:56:56] seanmnaes [416/456] has come upon SlowRiot [874/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:57:26 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[03/13/18 09:47:38] SlowRiot [621/943] has come upon ishanyx [374/644] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:55:14 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/14/18 09:48:12] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:40:33 towards level 84.
[03/14/18 15:46:46] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:56:32 towards level 84.
[03/15/18 04:15:53] SlowRiot [62/963] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [142/914] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:53:02 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/15/18 12:48:58] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:33:03 towards level 84.
[03/16/18 16:28:53] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:29 towards level 84.
[03/17/18 17:39:19] Ais [270/401] has challenged SlowRiot [361/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Ais's clock.
[03/18/18 16:51:50] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:01:10 towards level 84.
[03/21/18 20:55:01] SlowRiot EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:48:08 from level 84.
[03/21/18 21:06:10] dindinx [156/892] has challenged SlowRiot [433/963] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:24:36 is added to dindinx's clock.
[03/23/18 20:59:55] Milquetoast, niko, and canton7 [116/2090] have team battled el, SlowRiot, and neurospex [990/2605] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/18 20:51:40] poella, Cameron_D, and SlowRiot [1157/3010] have team battled Evrial, Fantom, and Gatewayy [144/1896] and won! 0 days, 03:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 09:58:44] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/18 09:01:08] Clearcasting [42/254] has challenged SlowRiot [508/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/28/18 07:09:41] mefmef [2/294] has come upon SlowRiot [733/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:39 is added to mefmef's clock.
[03/28/18 22:04:39] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:04 towards level 84.
[03/28/18 23:59:01] SlowRiot [569/969] has come upon mefmef [50/306] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:43:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/29/18 00:05:57] AgentThom [343/433] has challenged SlowRiot [272/969] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:58 is removed from AgentThom's clock.
[03/29/18 04:37:50] SlowRiot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:56:13 towards level 84.
[03/30/18 00:24:38] alephnull [22/27] has challenged SlowRiot [909/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to alephnull's clock.
[03/30/18 01:14:45] MadMan [233/1058] has challenged SlowRiot [78/969] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:33:25 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[03/30/18 20:11:29] SlowRiot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:30:42 towards level 84.
[03/31/18 00:30:36] ruan, agrajag, and elf [460/2841] have team battled holloway, SlowRiot, and codedeeply [1669/2745] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/18 07:25:12] Iri [240/478] has challenged SlowRiot [500/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:56 is added to Iri's clock.
[03/31/18 23:59:27] SlowRiot and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/18 05:11:02] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:26 towards level 84.
[04/01/18 08:11:41] MadHatter, Mirc0p, SlowRiot, and Tenorman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/18 14:07:52] bootdisk stole SlowRiot's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! bootdisk leaves their old level 31 charm behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[04/01/18 15:07:24] blizgerg [1022/1154] has come upon SlowRiot [186/950] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:25:14 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[04/01/18 16:19:38] pants [87/817] has come upon SlowRiot [542/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:14:50 is added to pants's clock.
[04/01/18 20:37:38] yano [426/700] has challenged SlowRiot [765/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:03:37 is added to yano's clock.
[04/03/18 13:12:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 02:55:08 from level 84.
[04/03/18 17:55:11] vegadark [532/596] has challenged SlowRiot [596/950] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:53:05 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/05/18 04:56:14] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 09:00:44] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:27 towards level 84.
[04/08/18 06:36:22] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:06 towards level 84.
[04/08/18 22:35:06] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:06 towards level 84.
[04/09/18 04:41:26] Sharky4 [372/459] has come upon SlowRiot [446/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:37:40 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/09/18 07:18:41] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:26 towards level 84.
[04/10/18 04:39:22] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:11 towards level 84.
[04/12/18 13:07:25] SlowRiot [538/950] has challenged Nistur [52/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:22:52 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/13/18 22:11:48] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:05 towards level 84.
[04/14/18 20:46:23] PiotrekD, SlowRiot, and Cypher [449/2719] have team battled brendan, mordac, and freeboson [2870/3368] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 00:26:56] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:59 towards level 84.
[04/15/18 20:13:57] MadMan, bozo, and WallIdl [1030/2299] have team battled SlowRiot, SpikeX, and Ttech [2855/3499] and lost! 0 days, 15:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 22:35:54] seanmnaes [332/504] has challenged SlowRiot [80/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:52 is removed from seanmnaes's clock.
[04/16/18 04:16:05] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:07 towards level 84.
[04/16/18 08:02:58] Xenthys [460/685] has challenged SlowRiot [266/950] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/17/18 03:40:40] MJ94, AgentThom, and SirMonkeybox [531/1705] have team battled SlowRiot, buksi, and manish17xxx [1718/2274] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 20:30:33] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:47 from level 84.
[04/20/18 04:10:48] mefmef [144/349] has come upon SlowRiot [726/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:48 is added to mefmef's clock.
[04/20/18 07:39:16] Ozaad [41/50] has challenged SlowRiot [946/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to Ozaad's clock.
[04/21/18 05:50:14] SlowRiot [861/968] has challenged IndigoTiger [639/1153] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/21/18 07:42:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 43 days, 17:10:20 toward level 85.
[04/21/18 09:14:19] Herb_Tarlek, AngryParsley, and Iri [1385/2174] have team battled M00nsl47r, Tor, and SlowRiot [103/1778] and won! 0 days, 10:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 18:54:29] HeavyPodda [239/1033] has come upon SlowRiot [449/968] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:45:21 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/21/18 19:44:32] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 23:56:44] SlowRiot [272/968] has come upon Geela [359/419] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:39:07 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/22/18 01:58:31] IndigoTiger, RistoUuranmaki, and SlowRiot [832/3027] have team battled greekman, agrajag, and Murii [1816/1906] and lost! 3 days, 07:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/18 18:14:51] SlowRiot slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SlowRiot's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/18 08:48:19] SlowRiot [667/975] has challenged Milquetoast [639/1003] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:37:10 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[04/24/18 19:52:15] hoglahoo [426/622] has challenged SlowRiot [2/975] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:42:30 is removed from hoglahoo's clock.
[04/26/18 20:16:59] Atan and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/18 22:03:22] Misza, SlowRiot, and Crazycatlady [1176/2683] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, Iri, and Lemongrab [657/1261] and won! 1 day, 18:51:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/18 04:51:24] SlowRiot, shandor, and AbacusAvenger [2176/2437] have team battled xayto, buksi, and holloway [410/2223] and won! 0 days, 18:09:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/18 05:34:16] AbacusAvenger, awgh, robox, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/18 22:25:46] meffe, dax, SlowRiot, and RistoUuranmaki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/18 07:03:16] caeli [5/263] has come upon SlowRiot [613/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:30 is added to caeli's clock.
[05/01/18 22:35:25] SlowRiot EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:33 from level 85.
[05/02/18 14:25:19] bavi [404/487] has challenged SlowRiot [737/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to bavi's clock.
[05/02/18 15:14:59] Andries, xayto, and SlowRiot [1307/2518] have team battled mefmef, m0shbear, and Asara [1588/2407] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 12:41:58] SlowRiot [578/975] has challenged seanmnaes [287/501] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:24:14 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/04/18 02:06:10] SlowRiot [659/975] has come upon sunri5e [145/677] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:20:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/04/18 03:52:15] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:59:25 from level 86.
[05/04/18 22:40:41] SlowRiot and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 20:34:04] Luamil [255/502] has challenged SlowRiot [1/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:18:54 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[05/06/18 10:27:22] djm, RistoUuranmaki, and irix [404/2863] have team battled LordH, SlowRiot, and bootdisk [2054/3032] and lost! 1 day, 08:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/18 18:55:12] sedition [21/190] has challenged SlowRiot [501/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:25 is added to sedition's clock.
[05/06/18 20:36:07] SlowRiot sharpened the edge of their weapon! SlowRiot's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/18 21:53:35] darkmage, mwhahaha, and SlowRiot [1512/2948] have team battled valdur55, Iri, and womblecat [1979/1992] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/18 02:26:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 41 days, 07:10:37 toward level 86.
[05/09/18 02:39:17] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 06:41:28] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:29 towards level 86.
[05/09/18 15:24:09] Ttech, SlowRiot, and Lios [1003/3577] have team battled celophi, grooverider, and pants [1368/2297] and lost! 2 days, 04:07:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/18 01:12:45] zid [860/991] has challenged SlowRiot [759/992] in combat and won! 14 days, 04:50:02 is removed from zid's clock.
[05/11/18 19:32:24] SlowRiot [830/1001] has come upon holloway [748/965] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:30:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/13/18 07:48:42] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 02:34:21] codedeeply, SlowRiot, and PinkiePie [2374/2715] have team battled Asara, suterismus, and SpikeX [2299/3475] and won! 1 day, 04:24:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 08:50:07] Tenorman [793/1003] has challenged SlowRiot [137/1001] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:42:17 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/14/18 19:54:10] SlowRiot [241/1001] has challenged robox [447/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:11 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/14/18 23:14:13] SlowRiot [827/1001] has come upon JensRex [689/1053] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:17:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/14/18 23:41:05] crysys [574/680] has come upon SlowRiot [170/1001] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:29:48 is removed from crysys's clock.
[05/15/18 08:27:50] SlowRiot [528/982] has come upon Roxana [486/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:38:17 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/16/18 20:59:22] speedmann [73/592] has challenged SlowRiot [649/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to speedmann's clock.
[05/16/18 21:36:57] celophi [195/241] has challenged SlowRiot [90/982] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:14 is removed from celophi's clock.
[05/18/18 00:21:59] dwfreed [447/533] has challenged SlowRiot [407/982] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:50:15 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/18/18 00:57:54] SlowRiot [920/982] has challenged vox [57/1150] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/18/18 01:51:53] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:28:46 towards level 87.
[05/18/18 16:31:07] Yuhno [426/643] has come upon SlowRiot [823/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:15:23 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[05/19/18 16:26:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 21 days, 12:20:01 toward level 87.
[05/20/18 09:12:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 12 days, 12:31:06 toward level 87.
[05/21/18 07:41:50] sedition [281/350] has challenged SlowRiot [39/982] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:18 is removed from sedition's clock.
[05/21/18 18:57:46] SlowRiot, CornFly, and hoglahoo [1981/2872] have team battled Eldoreth, Crazycatlady, and Boohbah [1407/2121] and won! 2 days, 01:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 01:58:28] SlowRiot [248/982] has challenged IdleMaster [201/744] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:05:53 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/22/18 20:49:34] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:32 towards level 87.
[05/23/18 03:26:06] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:43 towards level 87.
[05/23/18 05:17:30] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:15 from level 87.
[05/23/18 05:27:31] SlowRiot and valdur55 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 09:13:24] womblecat [349/536] has come upon SlowRiot [763/982] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:08:52 is added to womblecat's clock.
[05/23/18 17:50:40] SlowRiot and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 20:46:29] SlowRiot and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 03:39:36] SlowRiot [161/982] has come upon Asara [313/1286] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:04:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/06/18 07:52:28] SlowRiot was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:49 from level 87.
[08/07/18 16:00:44] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:45 towards level 87.
[08/07/18 18:49:37] max and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 15:00:22] SlowRiot [962/982] has challenged MadMan [190/1115] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:42:51 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/09/18 06:10:03] Sharky4 [139/700] has come upon SlowRiot [132/982] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:34:20 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[08/09/18 23:05:45] Majak and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 19:04:01] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:43 towards level 87.
[08/12/18 18:36:17] valdur55 [496/882] has challenged SlowRiot [976/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:35:37 is added to valdur55's clock.
[11/23/18 18:54:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 19:47:26 toward level 87.
[11/24/18 04:02:23] SlowRiot [667/982] has come upon mordac [77/1269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:01 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/24/18 20:16:47] SlowRiot [607/982] has challenged KeboDK [161/1008] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/25/18 20:38:36] SlowRiot [551/982] has come upon MetaNova [252/1043] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:06:48 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/27/18 02:29:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 27 days, 22:41:37 toward level 88.
[11/27/18 05:24:20] dakafal, popey, and SlowRiot [317/1734] have team battled zankore, m0shbear, and Beavis [827/2914] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/18 07:08:29] MadMan [439/1154] has come upon SlowRiot [107/982] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:52:57 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/29/18 02:48:40] SlowRiot got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:53:05 from level 88.
[11/30/18 09:11:09] Zye [1286/1390] has come upon SlowRiot [147/982] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:36:19 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/30/18 09:14:40] SlowRiot [533/968] has come upon m0shbear [174/792] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:57:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/30/18 11:10:55] csc2ya, ilbelkyr, and dindinx [1505/2314] have team battled SlowRiot, Nistur, and Mars [71/2529] and won! 0 days, 06:56:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 03:51:01] FSM [411/480] has come upon SlowRiot [363/968] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:36:12 is removed from FSM's clock.
[12/01/18 14:07:38] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:06 towards level 88.
[12/02/18 21:17:18] el [786/920] has challenged SlowRiot [15/968] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:28 is removed from el's clock.
[12/02/18 21:55:15] Pici stole SlowRiot's level 40 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Pici leaves their old level 36 set of leggings behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[12/03/18 06:19:25] neurospex [387/1197] has challenged SlowRiot [935/963] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:45:45 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/03/18 13:12:56] SirMonkeybox [416/531] has challenged SlowRiot [671/963] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/04/18 07:49:55] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:31 towards level 88.
[12/06/18 14:58:29] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:19 from level 88.
[12/06/18 20:39:09] Milquetoast [223/973] has challenged SlowRiot [319/963] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:32:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/06/18 21:10:15] SlowRiot [95/963] has come upon csc2ya [281/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:08:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/08/18 23:17:18] SlowRiot and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 13:45:54] SlowRiot EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:24 from level 88.
[12/10/18 00:51:54] suterismus, Cameron_D, and Roxana [2417/4036] have team battled SlowRiot, Nofew, and JensRex [2109/3115] and won! 0 days, 02:45:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 19:29:46] SlowRiot [266/963] has come upon xonic [27/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:07:29 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/10/18 23:25:48] SlowRiot [887/963] has come upon MJ94 [452/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:37:49 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/11/18 05:50:40] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:28 from level 88.
[12/11/18 07:19:23] Beavis, djm, and ilbelkyr [2353/2839] have team battled eva42, SlowRiot, and HeavyPodda [2507/3293] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 16:04:21] SlowRiot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:07 from level 88.
[12/12/18 18:34:04] brendan, SlowRiot, and waffles [2991/3015] have team battled SirMonkeybox, AbacusAvenger, and Flonk [1066/2323] and won! 0 days, 02:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/18 19:49:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 5 days, 04:01:40 toward level 88.
[12/23/18 23:56:47] SlowRiot [599/963] has challenged el [568/934] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/25/18 07:12:35] SlowRiot [459/963] has challenged irix [416/1014] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:04:37 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/26/18 00:19:42] zygren [238/322] has challenged SlowRiot [408/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to zygren's clock.
[12/29/18 02:37:04] SlowRiot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:53:21 towards level 89.
[12/29/18 09:18:35] Iceman, Beavis, and mistaEvO8 [1730/1745] have team battled Flonk, SlowRiot, and spillere [2023/2476] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/18 17:22:32] SlowRiot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:46:35 towards level 89.
[12/29/18 19:06:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 29 days, 10:37:54 toward level 89.
[12/29/18 23:09:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 10 days, 12:12:19 toward level 89.
[12/31/18 06:31:39] Ratigan [44/312] has challenged SlowRiot [227/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/31/18 15:36:15] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:38 towards level 89.
[01/01/19 06:42:30] SlowRiot [727/963] has challenged manish17xxx [283/752] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:54:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/01/19 10:12:44] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:41 towards level 89.
[01/01/19 11:27:38] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:35 towards level 89.
[01/02/19 01:46:59] el [445/934] has challenged SlowRiot [22/963] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:23:04 is removed from el's clock.
[01/02/19 04:24:46] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:52 towards level 89.
[01/02/19 21:51:43] yano [286/713] has challenged SlowRiot [298/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:16 is added to yano's clock.
[01/02/19 22:50:39] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:08 towards level 89.
[01/02/19 23:38:35] SlowRiot [519/963] has come upon Bradicus [272/780] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:39 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/04/19 07:43:58] SlowRiot [59/963] has challenged idlerpgww [61/753] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:26:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/04/19 14:00:13] Eiam and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 20:49:57] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:48:13 towards level 90.
[01/06/19 01:53:46] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:28:04 towards level 90.
[01/06/19 03:38:34] TauPan [128/407] has come upon SlowRiot [165/963] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 06:58:03 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/06/19 11:26:30] vegadark, Yuhno, and sigmg [2025/2103] have team battled blizgerg, Reilly, and SlowRiot [2471/2698] and lost! 1 day, 04:21:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/19 18:50:46] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:25:33 towards level 90.
[01/08/19 17:02:32] SlowRiot and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/19 00:58:26] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:04:26 towards level 90.
[01/09/19 15:02:17] Beefcan [0/1] has challenged SlowRiot [316/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/09/19 20:33:10] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:41:46 towards level 90.
[01/11/19 19:15:22] SlowRiot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:11:37 from level 90.
[01/12/19 02:49:37] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:15:10 towards level 90.
[01/12/19 03:45:12] SCSi [106/526] has challenged SlowRiot [339/963] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:07:24 is added to SCSi's clock.
[01/12/19 06:55:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 7 days, 21:49:19 toward level 90.
[01/13/19 20:55:16] idlerpgww [622/750] has challenged SlowRiot [93/963] in combat and won! 17 days, 09:03:11 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[01/14/19 03:02:44] xit, HeavyPodda, and sigmg [1013/2762] have team battled astropoint, himuraken, and SlowRiot [550/2770] and won! 0 days, 03:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 14:59:43] himuraken [468/941] has challenged SlowRiot [608/963] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:08:11 is added to himuraken's clock.
[01/15/19 11:07:57] darkmage [868/1113] has come upon SlowRiot [723/963] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:21:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/15/19 13:16:34] SlowRiot and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 00:40:37] SlowRiot [463/963] has come upon Syloq [214/606] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:57:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/17/19 01:14:45] Nistur [232/778] has come upon SlowRiot [223/963] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:00:09 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[01/17/19 08:46:48] Mars [328/1039] has come upon SlowRiot [387/963] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:37:20 is added to Mars's clock.
[01/17/19 17:23:58] Asara and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 18:27:32] korzq [34/38] has challenged SlowRiot [396/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to korzq's clock.
[01/20/19 16:09:29] Misza [463/1220] has come upon SlowRiot [169/963] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 10:47:29 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/21/19 00:59:05] Nuae [17/244] has challenged SlowRiot [716/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to Nuae's clock.
[01/21/19 14:45:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 11:45:57 from level 90.
[01/22/19 18:18:53] SlowRiot [378/963] has come upon h00k [601/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:55 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/23/19 10:58:47] Khorne [115/1024] has come upon SlowRiot [737/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:21:19 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/24/19 11:50:41] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:55 towards level 90.
[01/24/19 12:10:42] SlowRiot [798/963] has come upon allo [288/578] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:30:04 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/24/19 15:46:55] SlowRiot [336/963] has come upon aismallard [568/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:05:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/24/19 21:48:31] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:58 towards level 90.
[01/27/19 15:12:18] SlowRiot [726/963] has come upon dwfreed [114/367] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:13:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/28/19 18:46:50] SlowRiot, AncalagonThBlack, and Nofew [2213/2520] have team battled zygren, Ratigan, and robox [1455/1638] and won! 1 day, 10:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/19 06:05:43] SlowRiot [936/963] has challenged Beavis [966/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:04:36 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/29/19 06:37:29] shandor and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 04:55:41] SlowRiot [657/963] has come upon Fluttershy [140/1085] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:09:40 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/31/19 14:31:39] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:07 towards level 90.
[01/31/19 14:48:07] Homme [181/445] has come upon SlowRiot [903/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:32:27 is added to Homme's clock.
[01/31/19 15:58:38] Birdbones [432/1379] has come upon SlowRiot [29/963] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/31/19 23:07:07] MetaNova, brycec, and TimWolla [1366/2820] have team battled SlowRiot, astropoint, and xonic [404/2270] and won! 0 days, 03:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 03:06:47] woonack, SlowRiot, and FSM [1553/2069] have team battled strife, sigmg, and pixelate [556/1642] and won! 1 day, 23:40:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 12:01:34] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:36 from level 90.
[02/01/19 22:48:30] elbie and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 13:32:23] mordac, Tor, and SlowRiot [3260/3387] have team battled HellSpawn, Asara, and allo [1421/2487] and won! 0 days, 05:36:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 06:02:06] SlowRiot [420/965] has come upon HeavyPodda [1009/1028] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:33 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/05/19 01:31:49] SlowRiot [544/965] has challenged sunri5e [484/1152] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:55 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/05/19 09:01:23] strife and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 13:16:25] LukeLR, neurospex, and x0 [906/2250] have team battled SlowRiot, L, and elbie [758/2352] and won! 0 days, 12:03:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 01:20:11] Phreaker [142/347] has come upon SlowRiot [649/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:33 is added to Phreaker's clock.
[02/07/19 06:50:24] el, SlowRiot, Geela, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/19 01:49:11] SlowRiot [703/965] has challenged rxcomm [986/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:38 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/08/19 07:31:10] SlowRiot [379/965] has challenged exotime [399/500] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:23:08 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/08/19 12:26:54] dayman [176/246] has challenged SlowRiot [492/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to dayman's clock.
[02/09/19 16:05:46] aismallard, SlowRiot, M144, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/19 08:59:30] moaz [103/200] has challenged SlowRiot [949/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to moaz's clock.
[02/10/19 16:04:55] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:12:42 towards level 91.
[02/10/19 19:08:40] h00k [116/650] has come upon SlowRiot [12/965] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 20:21:29 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/11/19 08:07:37] sjefen6 [370/881] has challenged SlowRiot [522/889] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:08:51 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/11/19 11:08:19] ishanyx [337/638] has challenged SlowRiot [821/889] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:47:38 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[02/11/19 15:10:24] SlowRiot [539/889] has come upon IndigoTiger [99/914] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:10:07 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/12/19 10:13:58] SlowRiot [298/889] has challenged bootdisk [11/1290] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:44:48 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/13/19 07:28:29] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:34:55 from level 91.
[02/14/19 13:07:52] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:48:40 from level 91.
[02/14/19 14:55:28] SlowRiot and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 17:06:36] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:17:59 towards level 91.
[02/14/19 17:33:00] blizgerg, blabber, and SlowRiot [301/2547] have team battled AbacusAvenger, suterismus, and m0shbear [548/3082] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/19 15:00:18] Zye [1237/1461] has come upon SlowRiot [874/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:19 is removed from Zye's clock.
[02/15/19 20:29:20] crudd [734/867] has challenged SlowRiot [42/889] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:42:08 is removed from crudd's clock.
[02/15/19 21:27:20] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:59 towards level 91.
[02/16/19 03:12:09] Ttech [1669/1692] has come upon SlowRiot [469/889] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:17:31 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/17/19 19:28:29] SlowRiot, zid, and jbroome [843/2408] have team battled irix, Ratigan, and nickware [1332/2314] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/19 06:42:44] SlowRiot [510/889] has challenged Crazycatlady [300/668] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:44:07 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/18/19 13:49:34] SlowRiot was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:55:08 from level 91.
[02/19/19 02:24:44] SlowRiot [581/889] has come upon exotime [237/500] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:22:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/20/19 04:56:04] SlowRiot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:22 from level 91.
[02/20/19 05:16:14] agrajag [432/1008] has come upon SlowRiot [740/889] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:42:41 is added to agrajag's clock.
[02/21/19 00:11:54] SlowRiot and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 07:30:22] SlowRiot [9/889] has come upon zygren [81/478] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:57:03 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/23/19 08:41:48] SlowRiot, Brady, and Lemelisk [132/3210] have team battled bookworm, Killerkid, and ohnx [1956/2229] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 12:25:18] vox, max, and dxtr [687/2874] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and bootdisk [2505/3258] and lost! 5 days, 06:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 02:49:46] Vroomfondel [222/639] has come upon SlowRiot [828/889] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:25:24 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[02/24/19 02:50:43] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:05:46 from level 91.
[02/24/19 08:12:16] MetaNova and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/19 01:48:41] Scornn and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/19 09:37:28] bootdisk [1176/1287] has come upon SlowRiot [260/889] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:43:53 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/28/19 13:13:41] Atan [581/785] has come upon SlowRiot [333/889] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:35:00 is removed from Atan's clock.
[03/01/19 09:43:38] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:21 towards level 91.
[03/02/19 03:39:58] IceeVeeCee [6/13] has challenged SlowRiot [222/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to IceeVeeCee's clock.
[03/03/19 21:26:53] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:03 towards level 91.
[03/04/19 08:58:03] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:44:17 from level 91.
[03/05/19 17:28:15] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:43 towards level 91.
[03/06/19 15:38:20] SlowRiot [839/889] has come upon Fluttershy [449/1075] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:07:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/07/19 03:53:28] SlowRiot [54/889] has come upon shandor [317/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:59:21 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/30/19 18:41:08] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:04 towards level 91.
[05/01/19 00:03:34] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:17 from level 91.
[05/01/19 15:25:33] SlowRiot [564/889] has challenged BagelBites [280/696] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:07:52 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/02/19 01:52:19] Xenofex [651/728] has come upon SlowRiot [175/889] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:17:00 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[05/03/19 07:00:14] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:49:58 from level 92.
[05/03/19 13:13:22] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:39:42 towards level 92.
[05/04/19 04:38:15] brendan [225/1318] has come upon SlowRiot [390/864] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:57:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/05/19 19:51:26] Milquetoast [374/972] has come upon SlowRiot [442/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/06/19 21:49:04] TheresusPheronor, pants, and SlowRiot [796/2328] have team battled yano, J, and micah [1106/1626] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 00:47:14] Milquetoast [376/972] has challenged SlowRiot [32/864] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:55:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/07/19 10:49:57] SlowRiot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:19:38 from level 92.
[05/08/19 22:19:55] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:16:37 from level 92.
[05/09/19 08:57:17] SlowRiot [355/864] has challenged dwfreed [402/590] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:44:43 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/09/19 11:13:38] Zoddo, dave, and SlowRiot [1369/2354] have team battled Pici, yano, and nickware [132/2811] and won! 0 days, 03:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/19 11:42:33] SlowRiot [122/864] has come upon freeboson [616/954] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 16:35:40 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/11/19 07:08:11] SlowRiot [300/864] has challenged Zoddo [1130/1167] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:01:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/11/19 10:08:52] MiddlewareMonkey [370/619] has challenged SlowRiot [543/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:39 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/27/19 11:35:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 47 days, 19:27:55 toward level 92.
[05/27/19 15:39:12] SlowRiot [207/864] has challenged Andries [628/768] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:43:49 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/28/19 07:40:04] Asara and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/19 17:33:57] Majak and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/19 12:20:10] zid, Roxana, and Globalirc [721/3057] have team battled SlowRiot, tmberg, and PlasmaStar [2160/2750] and lost! 3 days, 23:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/19 19:50:44] Sharky4 [426/807] has come upon SlowRiot [397/864] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:57:38 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[05/29/19 20:37:19] SlowRiot [244/864] has come upon rxcomm [859/1281] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:49:05 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/30/19 16:56:01] SlowRiot [796/864] has challenged Globalirc [257/906] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:22:41 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/30/19 21:57:10] SlowRiot [473/864] has challenged GilbertErik [19/850] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:52:27 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/31/19 04:08:04] Psilocybe [530/759] has come upon SlowRiot [117/864] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:52 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[05/31/19 07:20:47] Equinox [51/322] has challenged SlowRiot [37/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:09 is removed from Equinox's clock.
[05/31/19 10:04:46] Majak and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 11:35:14] Sixbierehomme, sheu, and LapTop006 [1441/1964] have team battled Sharky4, sjefen6, and SlowRiot [95/2158] and won! 0 days, 19:50:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 16:11:22] Brainiac [424/721] has come upon SlowRiot [294/864] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 05:50:29 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/31/19 22:40:19] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:25:56 from level 92.
[05/31/19 23:05:30] Reilly, efertone, and KeboDK [766/1675] have team battled buyoq, SlowRiot, and allo [1052/1835] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 03:03:51] efertone [271/511] has challenged SlowRiot [564/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:58:34 is added to efertone's clock.
[06/01/19 19:30:11] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/19 19:42:29] Elgo [372/478] has challenged SlowRiot [423/864] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/02/19 09:10:38] Tor [400/1236] has challenged SlowRiot [485/864] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:15:19 is added to Tor's clock.
[06/02/19 11:40:33] dwfreed [222/590] has come upon SlowRiot [296/864] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:39:12 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/03/19 23:13:41] SlowRiot left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SlowRiot's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/19 15:36:30] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:25:05 from level 92.
[06/05/19 17:15:54] Tenorman, SlowRiot, and niko [2667/2817] have team battled RBecker, bookworm, and pollo [25/2043] and won! 5 days, 01:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 01:08:59] m0shbear [889/963] has challenged SlowRiot [85/847] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:21:38 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[06/06/19 12:34:00] grooverider [920/1456] has challenged SlowRiot [737/847] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:16:38 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/06/19 16:49:20] SlowRiot [220/847] has come upon Syloq [560/575] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:20:36 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/08/19 01:27:23] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:03 towards level 92.
[06/08/19 23:00:53] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:07 from level 92.
[06/09/19 20:01:01] golgy [118/346] has challenged SlowRiot [399/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:27 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/10/19 01:21:32] SlowRiot [40/847] has come upon LapTop006 [469/554] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:18:42 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/10/19 01:46:53] SlowRiot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:32:58 from level 92.
[06/10/19 13:19:16] Syloq, JensRex, and SlowRiot [2055/2648] have team battled Euph0ria, blabber, and Curious_Onion [1075/1651] and won! 0 days, 02:41:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 01:22:26] SlowRiot [283/847] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [38/893] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:06 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/11/19 14:05:10] SlowRiot misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:17:33 from level 92.
[06/12/19 13:51:24] SlowRiot, Zoddo, and WallIdl [700/2855] have team battled damyan, tmberg, and PiotrekD [338/3261] and won! 3 days, 06:32:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/19 17:28:44] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:07 towards level 92.
[06/13/19 22:00:24] SlowRiot [165/847] has come upon Birdbones [1261/1386] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:11:31 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/14/19 02:24:53] BagelBites [592/699] has challenged SlowRiot [585/847] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:23:15 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[06/16/19 21:41:10] darkmage [1101/1274] has come upon SlowRiot [105/847] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:45:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/18/19 12:44:20] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:10 from level 92.
[06/20/19 00:54:14] sjefen6, mordac, and SlowRiot [1249/2659] have team battled autist, IdleMaster, and himuraken [911/2407] and won! 1 day, 04:57:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 23:07:01] D.Va [86/792] has challenged SlowRiot [68/847] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:08:40 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/22/19 02:02:13] max and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 04:08:03] SlowRiot [180/847] has challenged Syloq [366/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:15 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/22/19 17:41:58] FSM, darkmage, and dwfreed [841/2630] have team battled Sixbierehomme, SlowRiot, and Sharky4 [654/2510] and won! 1 day, 15:36:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 09:11:43] SlowRiot and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 20:12:36] SlowRiot [555/847] has challenged zid [91/1036] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:14:13 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/27/19 08:15:57] SlowRiot [406/847] has come upon BagelBites [203/691] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:23:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/27/19 08:15:57] SlowRiot has dealt BagelBites a Critical Strike! 9 days, 15:57:35 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[06/27/19 17:27:04] Heisenberg, holloway, and PiotrekD [435/2588] have team battled TauPan, SlowRiot, and buyoq [483/1632] and lost! 0 days, 17:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 14:39:02] neurospex stole SlowRiot's level 84 tunic while they were sleeping! neurospex leaves their old level 79 tunic behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[06/29/19 03:27:58] brycec and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 01:14:36] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:28:52 towards level 93.
[06/30/19 06:31:53] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:24:26 towards level 93.
[07/01/19 10:44:52] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 20:02:14] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:12 towards level 93.
[07/03/19 13:48:17] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:22 towards level 93.
[07/03/19 20:08:08] blizgerg [635/1392] has challenged SlowRiot [97/841] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:56:30 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/04/19 11:49:18] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:19:08 towards level 93.
[07/05/19 17:51:28] nickware [656/1151] has come upon SlowRiot [578/841] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:57:45 is removed from nickware's clock.
[07/05/19 17:51:28] nickware has dealt SlowRiot a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:16:01 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/06/19 07:53:59] SlowRiot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:56:02 from level 93.
[07/07/19 08:26:46] freeboson [940/985] has challenged SlowRiot [773/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:55 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/07/19 11:22:14] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:55:54 towards level 93.
[07/08/19 00:47:06] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:39:24 towards level 93.
[07/08/19 05:15:08] Reilly [24/470] has come upon SlowRiot [33/841] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:34:08 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/08/19 07:27:06] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:55 towards level 93.
[07/08/19 09:21:51] Antium, sheu, and freeboson [1964/2463] have team battled Euph0ria, Ratigan, and SlowRiot [258/2155] and won! 3 days, 20:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 14:30:07] SlowRiot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:53 towards level 93.
[07/10/19 15:07:44] SlowRiot [829/841] has come upon Elgo [178/488] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:06:38 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/11/19 00:36:14] Herb_Tarlek [683/893] has come upon SlowRiot [55/841] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:43:54 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/12/19 05:53:00] SlowRiot [362/841] has challenged suterismus [10/1357] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:32:41 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/12/19 09:09:50] csssuf and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 09:48:22] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:42 towards level 93.
[07/12/19 17:45:46] SlowRiot [822/841] has come upon kenyon [693/1087] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/14/19 04:23:04] SlowRiot and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 09:43:35] SlowRiot, CoarseHorse, and GilbertErik [1163/2232] have team battled FSM, wMw, and Ttech [538/3340] and won! 0 days, 16:49:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 11:10:07] SlowRiot [420/841] has challenged niko [541/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:13 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/15/19 22:32:08] elbie [669/1005] has come upon SlowRiot [333/841] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 14:04:33 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/16/19 16:49:21] dayman, SlowRiot, and ishanyx [1852/2246] have team battled fattrat, StalkR, and TheDeadlyDandy [1802/2397] and won! 0 days, 02:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 20:29:27] SlowRiot [87/841] has come upon brycec [434/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:36 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/17/19 00:27:59] Brainiac, RBecker, and cocota [78/1742] have team battled bisco, Majak, and SlowRiot [620/2263] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/19 01:54:54] SlowRiot [586/841] has come upon holloway [416/1058] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/17/19 04:25:43] SlowRiot, GilbertErik, and allo [2113/2335] have team battled Killerkid, Reilly, and sigmg [1618/2377] and won! 0 days, 04:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/19 23:27:21] SlowRiot [559/841] has challenged elf [830/1169] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:51:04 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/18/19 06:25:04] Scornn [118/464] has challenged SlowRiot [246/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:34 is added to Scornn's clock.
[07/20/19 02:51:28] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:37:37 towards level 94.
[07/20/19 06:02:09] apiw, micah, and Killerkid [2708/2725] have team battled Varjatticus, SlowRiot, and Iceman [1686/2103] and won! 0 days, 17:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 04:34:36] SlowRiot bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 08:12:59 from level 94.
[07/21/19 13:42:11] autist [112/674] has challenged SlowRiot [632/841] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:55:12 is added to autist's clock.
[07/21/19 18:43:33] sc_ [325/369] has come upon SlowRiot [539/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:40 is added to sc_'s clock.
[07/23/19 21:54:49] SlowRiot [815/841] has challenged fattrat [1087/1300] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:11:20 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/24/19 13:59:21] bebbet [129/566] has come upon SlowRiot [92/841] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:47:31 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[07/24/19 20:31:47] SlowRiot [688/841] has come upon inittab [359/529] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:16:14 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/24/19 21:34:08] Syloq and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 02:14:11] SlowRiot, Lemelisk, and sunri5e [2550/3419] have team battled Mars, TimWolla, and mwhahaha [1411/3063] and won! 3 days, 12:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 04:29:59] SirMonkeybox and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 10:01:00] M144, SlowRiot, and Euph0ria [756/2170] have team battled max, meskio, and Andries [2181/2216] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/19 15:55:48] SlowRiot [135/841] has come upon Beavis [655/1148] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:07:28 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/27/19 17:58:51] RBecker, SlowRiot, and Sharky4 [2451/2497] have team battled Sundance, Zaratustra, and sunri5e [467/2968] and won! 6 days, 06:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 14:08:37] Atan [333/777] has challenged SlowRiot [460/841] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:36:27 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/28/19 15:25:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 23 days, 16:33:09 toward level 94.
[07/29/19 17:26:21] SlowRiot lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:56:50 from level 94.
[07/30/19 07:23:01] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:56:51 from level 94.
[07/30/19 10:55:32] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:28:14 towards level 94.
[07/30/19 17:31:22] SlowRiot [477/841] has challenged Asara [1001/1107] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:23:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/01/19 18:42:30] jvoisin [250/679] has challenged SlowRiot [753/844] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:37:48 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[08/03/19 03:44:32] dayman and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 04:45:58] SlowRiot and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 16:23:56] shandor and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 00:52:43] SCSi [338/759] has come upon SlowRiot [321/844] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:36:53 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[08/04/19 02:51:03] Sullivan [55/163] has challenged SlowRiot [549/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[08/04/19 09:13:15] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:52:50 towards level 94.
[08/05/19 06:34:27] apiw [71/858] has come upon SlowRiot [183/844] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:07:08 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/05/19 06:55:01] SlowRiot [286/844] has come upon fattrat [861/1300] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 17:23:05 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/06/19 09:06:42] SlowRiot [142/844] has challenged Brady [544/917] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:09:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/06/19 10:37:19] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:27:55 from level 94.
[08/07/19 06:00:48] Cameron_D [878/1618] has come upon SlowRiot [460/844] and taken them in combat! 35 days, 14:18:14 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[08/09/19 05:36:18] SlowRiot, JuanMaestro, and tmberg [1595/3144] have team battled sjefen6, djm, and pollo [689/2503] and won! 2 days, 02:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/19 06:28:09] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:33:43 towards level 94.
[08/10/19 15:05:07] SlowRiot and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/19 20:32:13] darkmage, SlowRiot, and ToHellWithGA [852/3151] have team battled L, freeboson, and Jay_of_Delucia [1786/2058] and lost! 13 days, 18:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 22:30:35] SlowRiot [603/844] has challenged Misza [1165/1304] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:16:27 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/11/19 09:09:03] bigjay [535/1492] has come upon SlowRiot [586/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:20:13 is added to bigjay's clock.
[08/13/19 01:41:36] SlowRiot [404/844] has challenged Killerkid [942/1102] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:11:10 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/13/19 02:41:48] darkmage [1075/1299] has challenged SlowRiot [77/844] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:30:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/13/19 13:57:11] SlowRiot [796/844] has come upon brendan [1118/1328] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 19:53:59 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/13/19 15:23:48] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:39:30 towards level 94.
[08/13/19 18:45:19] SlowRiot [820/844] has challenged WallIdl [382/575] in combat and won! 23 days, 23:01:16 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/14/19 05:47:40] Lemelisk [900/1345] has challenged SlowRiot [463/844] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:11:12 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[08/14/19 07:27:23] woonack [592/726] has come upon SlowRiot [70/844] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:06:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/14/19 08:48:19] Geela [95/757] has challenged SlowRiot [823/844] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:59:38 is added to Geela's clock.
[08/14/19 16:28:18] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:16:10 from level 94.
[08/14/19 18:52:44] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:39:30 towards level 94.
[08/16/19 01:57:09] loomysh [149/881] has challenged SlowRiot [437/844] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:04:26 is added to loomysh's clock.
[08/17/19 11:49:33] tmberg [1093/1410] has challenged SlowRiot [79/844] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:05:03 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/17/19 14:19:38] SlowRiot [54/844] has come upon sjefen6 [174/610] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 21:14:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/17/19 16:30:48] djm, buksi, and IllusiveMan_ [1423/2452] have team battled inittab, lipek, and SlowRiot [786/2683] and won! 1 day, 03:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/19 18:43:41] meskio [52/749] has come upon SlowRiot [735/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:14 is added to meskio's clock.
[08/17/19 19:05:55] SlowRiot [496/844] has challenged kork [234/355] in combat and won! 22 days, 16:24:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/18/19 05:08:05] Agent86 [278/690] has challenged SlowRiot [823/844] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:15:31 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/18/19 15:10:16] gdm [199/578] has challenged SlowRiot [530/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:12 is added to gdm's clock.
[08/19/19 16:26:20] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:38:07 towards level 94.
[08/19/19 20:18:37] SlowRiot [49/844] has come upon buksi [16/793] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:41:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/19/19 21:59:04] Athos [273/443] has come upon SlowRiot [419/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:36:12 is added to Athos's clock.
[08/20/19 07:50:54] SlowRiot and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 00:34:35] FSM and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/19 01:02:13] SlowRiot [646/844] has come upon Heisenberg [695/744] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:58:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/23/19 01:51:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 26 days, 10:53:56 toward level 94.
[08/23/19 08:50:11] SlowRiot [177/844] has come upon Heisenberg [61/766] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:45:15 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/24/19 17:01:59] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:48:21 towards level 94.
[08/25/19 12:47:40] SlowRiot [490/844] has challenged MetaNova [991/997] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:07:29 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/25/19 17:48:43] SlowRiot [154/844] has challenged snek [43/648] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:33:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/26/19 10:59:33] SlowRiot [268/844] has come upon Xenofex [5/877] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:49:51 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/26/19 12:26:11] Cameron_D [303/1260] has come upon SlowRiot [364/844] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:13:42 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[08/27/19 06:56:31] idlerpgww [701/741] has challenged SlowRiot [476/844] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:08:52 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[08/28/19 01:50:40] Varjatticus [98/375] has challenged SlowRiot [17/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:37 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[08/29/19 08:07:01] SlowRiot [401/844] has challenged el [394/974] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:24:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/31/19 08:14:52] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/19 07:18:54] SlowRiot [703/850] has come upon Globalirc [90/885] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:13 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/01/19 09:24:58] SlowRiot [356/850] has challenged The_Joker [310/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:16 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/02/19 09:00:44] alephnull, JuanMaestro, and SlowRiot [2482/2641] have team battled vegadark, fattrat, and Yuhno [69/2664] and won! 0 days, 09:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 19:04:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 0 days, 01:27:30 toward level 94.
[09/03/19 22:47:25] SlowRiot [54/850] has challenged GilbertErik [475/729] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:26:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/05/19 08:58:26] KeboDK [621/710] has come upon SlowRiot [755/850] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:02:25 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[09/05/19 11:54:47] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:35:02 towards level 95.
[09/05/19 21:05:05] soltys, L, and M144 [2392/2495] have team battled ToHellWithGA, SlowRiot, and Globalirc [575/2688] and won! 1 day, 09:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 15:00:48] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:10:47 towards level 95.
[09/07/19 03:49:16] Herb_Tarlek, WallIdl, and shandor [1830/2130] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and tmberg [46/3388] and won! 3 days, 20:05:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 10:56:53] SlowRiot [733/850] has challenged Majak [445/767] in combat and won! 19 days, 02:07:54 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/08/19 21:04:26] SlowRiot [597/850] has challenged Balthazar [182/410] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:29:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/09/19 03:05:43] Globalirc [628/830] has challenged SlowRiot [661/850] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:14:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/09/19 06:57:36] Psilocybe, Sixbierehomme, and PlasmaStar [1288/2104] have team battled zid, SlowRiot, and sheu [2233/2442] and lost! 1 day, 10:38:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/19 09:16:58] damyan, Syloq, and SlowRiot [1030/2713] have team battled golgy, inittab, and Jay_of_Delucia [523/1521] and won! 0 days, 08:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/19 00:18:46] dartainus, theZoMBiE, and Sixbierehomme [531/1927] have team battled Eldoreth, SlowRiot, and brendan [63/3423] and won! 2 days, 00:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/19 13:33:43] mordac [534/1300] has challenged SlowRiot [490/850] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:12:15 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/12/19 16:12:44] golgy [149/396] has come upon SlowRiot [298/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:52 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/12/19 17:25:07] Athos [68/445] has challenged SlowRiot [376/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:44 is added to Athos's clock.
[09/13/19 01:07:35] Pontuzz [119/252] has challenged SlowRiot [149/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[09/13/19 08:59:06] KeboDK, Tratos, and csc2ya [752/2186] have team battled SlowRiot, Crazycatlady, and Beavis [1728/2680] and lost! 3 days, 08:53:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/19 10:56:40] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:24:35 towards level 95.
[09/14/19 14:07:39] SlowRiot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:55:52 from level 95.
[09/15/19 01:58:08] tmberg, m0shbear, SlowRiot, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/19 04:55:01] TauPan, Chuck, and djm [209/2168] have team battled bootdisk, SlowRiot, and manish17xxx [2033/2380] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/19 20:59:36] SlowRiot [835/850] has come upon Bradicus [136/948] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:24:09 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/18/19 11:56:36] sunri5e [758/1222] has challenged SlowRiot [385/850] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:36:09 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/18/19 17:00:09] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:48 towards level 95.
[09/19/19 13:02:22] SlowRiot [362/850] has challenged Grayson [77/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:59:10 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/20/19 07:32:47] pfoley [46/795] has challenged SlowRiot [438/850] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:17:15 is added to pfoley's clock.
[09/20/19 18:44:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 9 days, 08:44:36 toward level 95.
[09/21/19 00:50:45] SlowRiot [13/850] has come upon Zaratustra [1075/1161] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:11:19 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/19 10:00:01] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:31 towards level 95.
[09/21/19 16:55:01] pixelate [308/514] has come upon SlowRiot [845/858] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:58:46 is added to pixelate's clock.
[09/22/19 00:55:22] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:02 towards level 95.
[09/23/19 12:42:27] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:47 towards level 95.
[09/24/19 04:50:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 1 day, 20:48:21 toward level 95.
[09/25/19 02:33:22] SlowRiot [838/858] has challenged The_Joker [85/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:39 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/25/19 14:36:10] holloway [643/1064] has challenged SlowRiot [827/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:40 is added to holloway's clock.
[09/26/19 08:55:37] SlowRiot [763/858] has challenged canton7 [554/1037] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:21:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/27/19 01:58:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 42 days, 10:40:52 toward level 96.
[09/28/19 04:29:33] zid, SlowRiot, Brainiac, and Notir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/19 12:45:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 6 days, 03:11:47 toward level 96.
[09/28/19 17:46:13] SlowRiot [807/858] has come upon el [551/1014] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:59:10 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[09/28/19 19:28:59] GilbertErik [20/724] has come upon SlowRiot [140/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:29:14 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/29/19 00:13:36] sbp, IdleMaster, SlowRiot, and Tenorman have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/19 02:31:19] freeboson, SlowRiot, and irix [2298/2411] have team battled manish17xxx, Asara, and Milquetoast [1265/2928] and won! 1 day, 07:10:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 22:33:52] Heisenberg, AngryParsley, and neurospex [710/3233] have team battled SlowRiot, grooverider, and csssuf [2655/3051] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/19 07:09:25] double [660/1111] has come upon SlowRiot [85/858] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:42:19 is removed from double's clock.
[10/01/19 14:48:39] SlowRiot and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/19 16:10:51] Zaratustra [704/1125] has challenged SlowRiot [101/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:19:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/02/19 00:40:45] SlowRiot and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 05:17:43] SlowRiot, Bradicus, and AncalagonThBlack [352/2609] have team battled waifu, bigjay, and himuraken [2552/3585] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/19 14:21:54] SlowRiot [707/858] has challenged tspange [35/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:29 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/03/19 16:13:06] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:06 towards level 96.
[10/03/19 18:22:55] simple [359/1064] has challenged SlowRiot [86/858] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:22:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/19 21:17:29] SlowRiot [318/858] has challenged Nistur [349/811] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:09:37 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/05/19 07:23:03] SlowRiot [65/858] has come upon Fluttershy [489/1090] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 08:22:51 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/06/19 04:56:58] SlowRiot misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 20:35:51 from level 97.
[10/08/19 06:48:34] SlowRiot [392/858] has challenged SCSi [539/734] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:58:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/08/19 21:57:44] jawsh [109/222] has challenged SlowRiot [785/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to jawsh's clock.
[10/09/19 05:54:17] SlowRiot [600/858] has challenged MaryMaid [560/585] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:52:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/09/19 08:14:35] Sundance, SlowRiot, Jay_of_Delucia, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/19 21:02:36] SlowRiot [680/858] has come upon Athos [128/458] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:17:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/10/19 01:59:14] vegadark [156/656] has challenged SlowRiot [848/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:02 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/10/19 15:25:31] SlowRiot [255/858] has come upon dwfreed [307/765] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:49:48 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/10/19 20:11:07] TimWolla [2/949] has challenged SlowRiot [819/858] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:07:39 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[10/11/19 07:06:11] Khorne [955/1051] has challenged SlowRiot [123/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:00:48 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/11/19 07:30:29] manish17xxx, suterismus, and SlowRiot [2464/3018] have team battled Bkid, pollo, and RBecker [1962/2547] and won! 1 day, 06:15:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/19 02:43:17] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:36:12 from level 97.
[10/12/19 08:04:14] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:34:03 from level 97.
[10/13/19 07:38:57] WallIdl, LapTop006, and Brainiac [667/1934] have team battled Desspugne, Yuhno, and SlowRiot [1714/2318] and lost! 3 days, 06:07:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 20:20:55] SlowRiot [369/858] has challenged neurospex [1171/1330] in combat and lost! 12 days, 13:04:59 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/13/19 22:42:36] bigjay, SlowRiot, and AbrahamLinksys [936/2832] have team battled sigmg, Yuhno, and inittab [255/2040] and won! 10 days, 22:42:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 11:37:56] SlowRiot lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:09:29 from level 97.
[10/14/19 13:22:13] Tenorman [939/1185] has come upon SlowRiot [423/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:09:58 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/17/19 01:10:44] SlowRiot [125/858] has come upon sbp [1/542] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 18:08:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/17/19 08:40:33] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:51:56 from level 97.
[10/17/19 13:08:14] sheu [163/573] has come upon SlowRiot [441/858] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:00:02 is added to sheu's clock.
[10/17/19 20:07:12] brycec and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 03:04:49] SlowRiot was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:09:01 from level 97.
[10/18/19 04:31:10] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:49:17 towards level 97.
[10/18/19 15:46:14] SlowRiot [677/858] has come upon Yuhno [344/705] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:10:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/19/19 11:43:35] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:04:48 towards level 97.
[10/20/19 22:32:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 6 days, 12:00:50 toward level 97.
[10/21/19 04:02:20] Jay_of_Delucia [420/617] has challenged SlowRiot [823/858] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:48:26 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[10/21/19 10:03:48] Bradicus [624/948] has challenged SlowRiot [290/858] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:16:20 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[10/21/19 16:33:56] SlowRiot and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 18:06:52] SlowRiot misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:15:26 from level 97.
[10/21/19 18:29:03] csc2ya, Eldoreth, brendan, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/19 08:23:15] yano, SlowRiot, and pixelate [614/1960] have team battled mwhahaha, lipek, and el [730/3377] and lost! 4 days, 10:15:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 08:48:33] FSM [756/783] has come upon SlowRiot [417/858] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:13:29 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/24/19 18:36:36] KH405, micah, and SlowRiot [1083/2102] have team battled theZoMBiE, pants, and Fluttershy [2120/2714] and lost! 0 days, 16:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/19 11:34:54] AbrahamLinksys [408/433] has come upon SlowRiot [135/858] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 05:02:05 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/27/19 03:35:54] rxcomm [679/1309] has challenged SlowRiot [288/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:36:20 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[10/27/19 06:01:33] bootdisk [160/734] has come upon SlowRiot [761/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:07:55 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/27/19 12:47:43] sjums_the_great [354/489] has come upon SlowRiot [503/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:10 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/27/19 20:32:27] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:46 towards level 97.
[10/29/19 01:12:41] RBecker and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 13:50:12] SlowRiot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:58:41 from level 97.
[10/29/19 16:39:49] Yuhno and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 18:10:03] SlowRiot and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 03:24:37] Brainiac [192/817] has challenged SlowRiot [344/858] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:34:27 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/30/19 03:46:52] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:40:11 from level 97.
[10/30/19 05:28:57] SlowRiot misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:52:59 from level 97.
[10/30/19 18:28:07] micah [607/878] has challenged SlowRiot [656/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:39:26 is added to micah's clock.
[11/01/19 02:55:02] SlowRiot [588/858] has come upon damyan [86/1255] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:03:22 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/02/19 03:23:50] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:55 towards level 97.
[11/02/19 06:40:42] Scar3cr0w and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 09:47:18] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:15 towards level 97.
[11/04/19 21:03:37] SlowRiot, IdleMaster, and HeavyPodda [1269/2623] have team battled Lnk, theZoMBiE, and Asara [1005/2571] and won! 2 days, 02:11:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/19 07:41:34] HeavyPodda, blizgerg, and brendan [342/3728] have team battled sjefen6, SlowRiot, and Herb_Tarlek [2397/2414] and lost! 9 days, 06:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 11:14:48] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:06 towards level 97.
[11/08/19 15:26:23] SlowRiot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:51:57 from level 97.
[11/08/19 21:45:20] SlowRiot [690/858] has come upon ishanyx [307/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:31:01 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/09/19 08:15:48] Jay_of_Delucia [25/621] has come upon SlowRiot [168/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:35:42 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[11/11/19 20:36:00] SlowRiot [12/858] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [426/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:06 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/12/19 06:32:26] SlowRiot [293/858] has challenged Majak [760/772] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:17:28 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/12/19 09:40:20] SlowRiot [292/858] has come upon Zaratustra [231/1129] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 02:17:11 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/12/19 11:56:50] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:44:16 towards level 98.
[11/13/19 08:00:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 15 days, 13:49:03 toward level 98.
[11/15/19 04:29:11] pfoley [470/843] has challenged SlowRiot [479/858] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:24:27 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/16/19 10:58:33] SlowRiot [12/858] has challenged Mars [1224/1291] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:02:35 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/17/19 15:06:09] SlowRiot [761/860] has come upon freeboson [608/660] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:53:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/17/19 17:04:03] SlowRiot and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 22:31:32] SlowRiot and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 23:06:42] SlowRiot [195/860] has challenged efertone [186/497] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:28:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/18/19 20:44:16] SlowRiot [724/860] has come upon bisco [784/997] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:28:39 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/19/19 06:57:47] SlowRiot sharpened the edge of their weapon! SlowRiot's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/19 10:05:53] sc_, Desspugne, and djm [734/2419] have team battled xayto, SlowRiot, and Forud [2076/2260] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 15:25:27] SlowRiot and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 19:05:39] Asara, simple, and niko [1425/2866] have team battled Xenofex, borsin, and SlowRiot [1267/2390] and won! 0 days, 04:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/19 04:38:16] SlowRiot [855/883] has come upon petrichor [1090/1270] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:32:03 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/23/19 09:44:53] MadMan, allo, SlowRiot, and SCSi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/19 09:41:01] SlowRiot and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 13:33:09] SCSi [445/740] has come upon SlowRiot [196/883] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:44:53 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/24/19 14:46:51] SlowRiot [180/883] has challenged Tratos [667/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:31:40 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/25/19 01:13:05] SlowRiot, Brutus, and D.Va [962/2092] have team battled Scar3cr0w, waifu, and jbroome [1739/2849] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 23:59:09] Ironhoof [195/1244] has challenged SlowRiot [257/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:14 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[11/26/19 02:59:56] SlowRiot [175/883] has challenged Psilocybe [18/730] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:06:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/26/19 04:27:51] el, Tor, and blizgerg [880/3510] have team battled phraktyl, SlowRiot, and PiotrekD [981/2576] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/19 15:56:25] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/19 15:15:33] SlowRiot [99/882] has challenged Psilocybe [87/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:26:04 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/28/19 23:42:54] micah [633/878] has come upon SlowRiot [500/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:45:11 is removed from micah's clock.
[11/29/19 04:45:37] SlowRiot and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 09:38:13] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:32 towards level 98.
[11/30/19 23:30:36] SlowRiot and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/19 05:00:03] womblecat [32/698] has come upon SlowRiot [145/882] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:23:36 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/02/19 23:56:07] SlowRiot, Susumurata, and IdleMaster [506/2105] have team battled Psilocybe, suterismus, and dartainus [1270/2876] and lost! 0 days, 16:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/19 18:40:11] kenyon, mwhahaha, and Xenofex [1975/3033] have team battled SlowRiot, khmerboy, and Susumurata [796/2090] and won! 0 days, 03:56:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 23:07:04] SlowRiot [508/882] has come upon freeboson [58/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:42:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/05/19 02:54:25] SlowRiot [264/882] has challenged brycec [230/1156] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:42 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/06/19 03:41:29] buyoq [284/547] has come upon SlowRiot [729/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:53 is added to buyoq's clock.
[12/06/19 06:20:02] SlowRiot [570/906] has challenged Yuhno [637/660] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:02:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/07/19 02:26:45] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:05:10 towards level 99.
[12/07/19 14:32:06] waifu and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 19:54:17] L, brendan, dartainus, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/19 20:10:49] Antium [91/944] has challenged SlowRiot [780/906] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:35:46 is added to Antium's clock.
[12/08/19 04:19:48] GilbertErik [555/764] has come upon SlowRiot [442/906] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:35:34 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[12/08/19 07:01:21] SlowRiot [860/906] has come upon rxcomm [392/1293] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:46:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/09/19 08:20:00] SlowRiot [746/906] has challenged Nistur [343/826] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:14:04 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/09/19 13:24:56] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:00 towards level 99.
[12/09/19 22:42:09] SlowRiot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:23 towards level 99.
[12/10/19 11:29:02] SlowRiot [872/906] has challenged kenyon [1123/1175] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:50:04 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/10/19 11:48:47] androphius [393/501] has come upon SlowRiot [849/906] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:40:34 is added to androphius's clock.
[12/10/19 17:42:52] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:48 towards level 99.
[12/11/19 19:02:17] M144, mwhahaha, and Misza [233/3190] have team battled CornFly, fattrat, and SlowRiot [855/3272] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/19 18:50:24] Yuhno and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 22:20:17] KeboDK [251/710] has come upon SlowRiot [699/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:55 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[12/12/19 23:24:19] brendan, Elgo, and loomysh [134/2887] have team battled pants, Andries, and SlowRiot [793/2736] and lost! 3 days, 07:43:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/19 08:51:40] SlowRiot and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 15:05:07] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:53:28 towards level 99.
[12/14/19 06:14:05] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:11 towards level 99.
[12/15/19 06:50:13] SlowRiot lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:48:14 from level 99.
[12/16/19 15:52:12] tspange [374/845] has challenged SlowRiot [836/906] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:19:06 is added to tspange's clock.
[12/18/19 11:40:19] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:23 from level 99.
[12/18/19 12:25:56] SlowRiot [62/906] has challenged neurospex [1/1350] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:00:51 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/18/19 18:25:08] tspange and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/19 05:29:50] freeboson [373/631] has challenged SlowRiot [463/906] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:20:23 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/19/19 21:54:46] SlowRiot saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:09 from level 99.
[12/20/19 04:37:44] SlowRiot [297/906] has come upon sigmg [183/787] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:45:00 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/22/19 12:49:00] SlowRiot met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:52 from level 99.
[12/22/19 16:29:35] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:54:56 from level 99.
[12/23/19 01:03:52] ncarl747, SlowRiot, and ishanyx [2010/2508] have team battled Syloq, mwhahaha, and vegadark [1889/2444] and won! 1 day, 05:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 13:36:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 1 day, 03:29:33 toward level 99.
[12/23/19 15:03:04] SlowRiot [10/916] has come upon Notir [112/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:08:39 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/24/19 06:37:25] Brainiac [324/845] has come upon SlowRiot [239/916] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:47:33 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/24/19 08:35:22] SlowRiot [887/916] has come upon sheu [117/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:40 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/24/19 08:35:22] SlowRiot has dealt sheu a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:16:30 is added to sheu's clock.
[12/24/19 10:58:19] pants, bookworm, and SlowRiot [1749/2594] have team battled dwfreed, Khorne, and pixelate [723/2353] and won! 0 days, 10:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 07:02:20] SlowRiot [831/916] has challenged woonack [653/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:03 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/25/19 18:57:53] SlowRiot and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 20:55:02] findlayr [85/251] has come upon SlowRiot [515/916] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:02 is added to findlayr's clock.
[12/26/19 00:33:22] SlowRiot [534/916] has challenged popey [27/425] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:22:03 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/27/19 12:50:57] Milquetoast, micah, and loomysh [2542/2843] have team battled Khorne, SlowRiot, and CornFly [3013/3185] and lost! 2 days, 06:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 15:23:57] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:31:57 towards level 100.
[12/27/19 20:33:15] SlowRiot and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 17:20:52] SlowRiot [282/919] has challenged sigmg [454/782] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:36:38 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/29/19 13:25:36] tmberg [429/1625] has challenged SlowRiot [732/919] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:59:47 is added to tmberg's clock.
[12/30/19 02:52:41] Nechayev [215/865] has come upon SlowRiot [20/919] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:45:16 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[12/30/19 09:30:09] bisco [709/999] has challenged SlowRiot [251/919] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:11:17 is removed from bisco's clock.
[12/30/19 09:43:18] SlowRiot [135/919] has come upon ncarl747 [323/857] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:09:23 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/31/19 14:31:21] SlowRiot [338/919] has come upon Tratos [156/987] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:33:53 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/01/20 16:36:45] SlowRiot died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:36:45 from level 100.
[01/02/20 23:01:23] SlowRiot, inittab, and freeboson [848/2106] have team battled IdleMaster, Atan, and Milquetoast [1127/2587] and lost! 5 days, 08:47:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 00:33:35] SlowRiot, Lemelisk, and Ratigan [1566/3117] have team battled Tratos, AncalagonThBlack, and Syloq [511/2564] and won! 1 day, 01:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 18:05:54] SlowRiot left their weapon out in the rain to rust! SlowRiot's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/20 20:01:34] SlowRiot lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:01:57 from level 100.
[01/05/20 07:16:17] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:43:11 from level 100.
[01/05/20 20:11:13] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:04:48 towards level 100.
[01/06/20 07:08:14] SlowRiot [790/903] has challenged ishanyx [673/735] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:47:48 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/06/20 18:46:33] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:22:37 towards level 100.
[01/07/20 23:00:31] lakwatsero [155/386] has come upon SlowRiot [22/903] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:01:40 is removed from lakwatsero's clock.
[06/01/20 04:14:24] PiotrekD [695/1026] has challenged SlowRiot [484/903] in combat and won! 23 days, 02:00:28 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[06/03/20 03:38:58] sjefen6, rxcomm, and SlowRiot [2376/3124] have team battled StalkR, sigmg, and freeboson [475/2104] and won! 0 days, 02:40:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 04:26:07] Andries, womblecat, and SlowRiot [2118/2274] have team battled GilbertErik, HeavyPodda, and RBecker [1077/2637] and won! 6 days, 16:54:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 22:08:09] misha [151/752] has challenged SlowRiot [326/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:45:03 is added to misha's clock.
[06/06/20 04:12:36] VoidFox [275/323] has come upon SlowRiot [254/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:48:14 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[06/06/20 13:26:22] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:23:18 towards level 100.
[06/06/20 15:27:45] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:59:33 towards level 100.
[06/08/20 19:18:09] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:03:31 towards level 100.
[06/09/20 01:39:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 2 days, 20:36:03 toward level 100.
[06/09/20 03:23:37] Pici and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 21:04:06] L, waifu, and SlowRiot [1024/2578] have team battled meskio, Milquetoast, and yano [1569/2669] and lost! 0 days, 16:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/20 02:44:30] SlowRiot and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/20 18:18:24] brendan [552/1351] has challenged SlowRiot [261/906] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:07:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/12/20 08:58:59] FSM [40/726] has come upon SlowRiot [170/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:52:27 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/14/20 23:44:52] SlowRiot and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 09:51:41] gildarts, soltys, and Roxana [787/2763] have team battled m0shbear, SlowRiot, and CornFly [1792/3320] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/20 06:48:02] tms and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/20 09:21:37] SlowRiot [306/906] has come upon Frogging101 [801/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:17:29 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/17/20 04:49:19] SlowRiot [456/906] has challenged Antium [96/906] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:01:17 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/18/20 00:41:53] SlowRiot EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:29:28 from level 100.
[06/18/20 20:59:14] SlowRiot [88/906] has challenged sukil [208/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:44:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/19/20 06:17:10] VoidFox [43/643] has challenged SlowRiot [694/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:01 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[06/20/20 02:14:15] SlowRiot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:32 towards level 100.
[06/20/20 09:08:10] SlowRiot and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/20 12:18:22] SlowRiot died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:06 from level 100.
[06/20/20 19:10:22] SlowRiot [488/906] has challenged yano [603/653] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:54:49 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/20/20 22:11:05] SlowRiot [847/906] has challenged nickware [497/1267] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:53:49 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/20/20 22:11:05] In the fierce battle, nickware dropped their level 73 ring! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing their old level 52 ring to nickware.
[06/21/20 00:11:36] blabber [696/883] has challenged SlowRiot [458/929] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:47:00 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/22/20 15:49:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:18:43 from level 100.
[06/22/20 23:23:03] SlowRiot [318/929] has challenged Desspugne [414/831] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:06:31 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/23/20 16:21:31] Majak [809/907] has come upon SlowRiot [46/929] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:23:36 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/24/20 09:31:32] SlowRiot [752/929] has challenged Sharky4 [1060/1185] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:07:57 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/25/20 18:39:38] SlowRiot [637/929] has challenged Heisenberg [753/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:05:54 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/26/20 06:41:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 3 days, 07:35:44 toward level 100.
[06/26/20 10:33:38] Nechayev, dartainus, and SlowRiot [299/2670] have team battled petrichor, Lnk, and Beefcan [183/3027] and won! 1 day, 22:59:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 13:37:34] SlowRiot discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:37 towards level 100.
[06/27/20 09:05:59] Beefcan, loomysh, and KH405 [1739/2401] have team battled soltys, SlowRiot, and blizgerg [3237/3257] and lost! 2 days, 10:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 11:57:13] cocco [49/143] has challenged SlowRiot [246/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:14 is added to cocco's clock.
[06/28/20 23:34:26] SlowRiot learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:03 towards level 100.
[06/29/20 05:47:41] SlowRiot [574/929] has come upon Misza [1035/1437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:46:51 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[06/29/20 11:41:32] SlowRiot [891/929] has come upon kenyon [302/1403] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:54:17 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/29/20 21:03:30] SlowRiot [658/929] has challenged MrGlass [595/971] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:17:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[06/29/20 21:03:30] In the fierce battle, MrGlass dropped their level 50 pair of gloves! SlowRiot picks it up, tossing their old level 29 pair of gloves to MrGlass.
[07/01/20 00:05:28] Zaratustra and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/20 13:06:25] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:40 towards level 100.
[07/01/20 13:13:36] golgy [805/926] has challenged SlowRiot [166/952] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:40:09 is removed from golgy's clock.
[07/01/20 22:51:42] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:18 towards level 100.
[07/02/20 00:46:11] SlowRiot [447/952] has challenged Leedsichthys [185/388] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:36:14 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/02/20 10:25:08] Vic [308/317] has come upon SlowRiot [593/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:30 is added to Vic's clock.
[07/03/20 01:28:03] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/20 13:02:30] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:03:15 towards level 101.
[07/03/20 13:08:04] SlowRiot [18/958] has come upon max [633/667] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:30:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/03/20 18:10:31] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:46:54 towards level 101.
[07/03/20 20:07:21] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:56:46 towards level 101.
[07/04/20 00:16:22] buyoq [97/542] has challenged SlowRiot [842/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:16 is added to buyoq's clock.
[07/04/20 11:07:02] SlowRiot sharpened the edge of their weapon! SlowRiot's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/20 01:54:33] blabber, SlowRiot, and bobvador [664/2530] have team battled Crazycatlady, RBecker, and Jaglag [239/2228] and won! 3 days, 03:16:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/20 05:44:49] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:20:56 towards level 101.
[07/05/20 19:49:41] SlowRiot [187/972] has come upon Bradicus [886/1136] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:53:50 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/06/20 03:03:21] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:58:52 towards level 101.
[07/06/20 11:29:22] SlowRiot [708/972] has challenged Agent86 [434/1076] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:31:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/07/20 02:21:40] SlowRiot and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 09:50:30] Agent86 [410/1076] has come upon SlowRiot [309/972] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:14:11 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[07/07/20 10:39:08] HellSpawn, jnerulax, and m0shbear [950/2344] have team battled Lemelisk, rustybicycle, and SlowRiot [186/3161] and won! 0 days, 12:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 20:00:23] KeboDK [553/782] has come upon SlowRiot [693/972] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 19:47:28 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[07/08/20 03:12:15] bigjay [183/1623] has challenged SlowRiot [22/972] in combat and won! 24 days, 13:05:30 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/09/20 12:03:27] SlowRiot [296/972] has come upon dindinx [210/728] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:54:38 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/11/20 20:58:09] SlowRiot [24/972] has challenged L [559/843] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:40:41 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/12/20 04:43:13] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:04 towards level 101.
[07/12/20 16:18:59] MadMan, sc_, and dwfreed [1262/2908] have team battled Lemelisk, GeneralZod, and SlowRiot [810/2887] and won! 0 days, 01:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 21:06:22] SlowRiot bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:55 towards level 101.
[07/14/20 02:09:50] SlowRiot [500/972] has challenged Xenthys [736/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:59:16 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/14/20 11:14:50] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:49 towards level 101.
[07/15/20 21:01:54] Yuhno [140/717] has come upon SlowRiot [815/972] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:17:34 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[07/16/20 01:09:17] SlowRiot [586/972] has come upon bigtrees [420/425] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:54:49 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/16/20 03:20:49] SlowRiot [896/972] has challenged tmberg [226/1573] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:03:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/17/20 01:25:40] Antium [777/900] has challenged SlowRiot [539/972] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:54:53 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/18/20 00:44:19] SlowRiot and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 21:05:55] SlowRiot EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:31 from level 101.
[07/19/20 09:16:18] SlowRiot got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:16 from level 101.
[07/19/20 09:19:55] fattrat, Roxana, and SlowRiot [1145/3611] have team battled Nistur, sunri5e, and MaryMaid [119/2579] and won! 1 day, 02:17:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/20 13:41:09] Globalirc [682/838] has challenged SlowRiot [110/972] in combat and won! 22 days, 13:41:42 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/20/20 21:48:39] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:33 towards level 101.
[07/21/20 04:18:50] SlowRiot [192/972] has come upon Lemelisk [1061/1395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:34:35 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/21/20 17:36:44] dindinx and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/20 19:02:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:23:25 from level 101.
[07/23/20 03:01:52] simple [602/1068] has challenged SlowRiot [494/972] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:40:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/23/20 03:01:52] In the fierce battle, SlowRiot dropped their level 50 pair of gloves! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 36 pair of gloves to SlowRiot.
[07/23/20 09:36:26] kenyon and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 18:05:32] SlowRiot [941/957] has challenged GilbertErik [591/784] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:21:20 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/24/20 02:54:50] micah, ohnx, and Andries [1751/2408] have team battled Lnk, SlowRiot, and Athos [1088/2786] and won! 3 days, 00:41:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 07:19:41] SlowRiot, Elgo, and Geela [1505/2665] have team battled Vic, Nofew, and Blukunfando [1455/2068] and won! 0 days, 07:22:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 20:06:49] Geela [279/781] has come upon SlowRiot [643/957] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:00:06 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/26/20 04:39:08] Lemelisk, StalkR, and SlowRiot [2858/2873] have team battled ToHellWithGA, crysys, and waifu [859/2705] and won! 0 days, 01:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 11:13:08] SlowRiot [84/957] has challenged MetaNova [536/1007] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:43:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/26/20 18:10:43] suterismus [589/1430] has come upon SlowRiot [796/957] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:30:01 is added to suterismus's clock.
[07/27/20 09:30:57] SlowRiot [313/957] has come upon jjasghar [394/460] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:59:10 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/27/20 16:41:05] SlowRiot was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:24:34 from level 102.
[07/29/20 15:21:50] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 04:07:18 towards level 102.
[07/30/20 00:42:44] SlowRiot [673/957] has challenged maligned [254/703] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:52:59 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/31/20 02:24:50] SlowRiot [296/957] has come upon m0shbear [351/1240] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 07:34:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/31/20 16:05:21] Lemelisk, soltys, and astropoint [2004/3426] have team battled shymega, SlowRiot, and Desspugne [1644/2462] and won! 6 days, 03:38:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 22:54:12] SlowRiot [455/957] has challenged sjums_the_great [988/992] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:30:08 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/01/20 10:21:02] SlowRiot, micah, and efertone [163/2339] have team battled parkaman, Chuck, and Psilocybe [1023/2137] and lost! 3 days, 16:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/20 14:56:59] SlowRiot [99/957] has come upon Antium [694/905] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:55:30 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/02/20 13:02:11] lakwatsero [83/375] has come upon SlowRiot [759/957] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:43:43 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[08/02/20 22:52:40] SlowRiot [274/957] has come upon Vic [155/479] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:46:57 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/03/20 02:52:19] allo and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/20 19:01:11] SlowRiot stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:27:25 towards level 102.
[08/04/20 13:34:58] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:24 towards level 102.
[08/05/20 04:44:46] SlowRiot and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 05:50:14] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:28:33 towards level 102.
[08/05/20 06:13:14] SlowRiot, Ironhoof, and Fluttershy [3199/3554] have team battled Chuck, Beefcan, and blabber [225/2352] and won! 6 days, 13:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 22:59:18] GeneralZod [434/567] has come upon SlowRiot [608/957] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[08/06/20 19:28:45] SlowRiot [518/957] has challenged astropoint [489/1067] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:57:50 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/06/20 20:39:37] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:21:59 towards level 102.
[08/07/20 12:22:40] MetaNova, brycec, and Frogging101 [655/2757] have team battled TimWolla, SlowRiot, and Syloq [571/2757] and won! 5 days, 08:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 21:19:38] MrGlass, Crazycatlady, and JeDa [634/2214] have team battled SlowRiot, elbie, and sheu [154/2169] and won! 0 days, 15:25:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 06:53:15] Eldoreth [1201/1341] has come upon SlowRiot [51/957] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:33:10 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[08/10/20 17:17:47] Lemelisk, SlowRiot, and sairis [1499/3191] have team battled GunMan, jnerulax, and xnaas [348/1752] and won! 1 day, 16:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 22:21:38] sc_, Forud, and AbacusAvenger [1028/2623] have team battled rxcomm, SlowRiot, and max [397/2906] and won! 0 days, 12:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/20 16:57:39] vegadark, yano, and SlowRiot [751/2448] have team battled Chuck, allo, and pfoley [614/2383] and won! 3 days, 00:26:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/20 16:35:14] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:41:51 towards level 102.
[08/13/20 02:55:50] IdleMaster [665/793] has come upon SlowRiot [46/961] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:30:06 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[08/13/20 19:11:36] SlowRiot [41/961] has challenged Iceman [148/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:03:56 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/14/20 11:08:26] SlowRiot [476/961] has come upon astropoint [891/1067] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:35:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/14/20 12:15:43] Asara [100/929] has challenged SlowRiot [651/961] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:22:11 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/14/20 14:00:32] AncalagonThBlack, blabber, and blackroot [919/2137] have team battled Lemelisk, bobvador, and SlowRiot [453/3051] and won! 0 days, 01:55:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 19:17:23] Roxana [1008/1416] has challenged SlowRiot [699/961] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:26:12 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[08/15/20 00:06:35] sjums_the_great [764/992] has come upon SlowRiot [248/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:55:44 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/15/20 10:20:51] SlowRiot [872/961] has challenged brendan [124/1353] in combat and won! 38 days, 01:19:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/15/20 14:39:51] SlowRiot [404/961] has come upon MadHatter [635/705] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 05:29:35 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/15/20 15:28:08] KeboDK [174/792] has come upon SlowRiot [326/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:15:26 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/15/20 22:37:26] GeneralZod, KH405, and Chuck [369/1947] have team battled Roxana, SlowRiot, and sjums_the_great [2089/3369] and lost! 0 days, 14:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/20 01:43:33] SlowRiot, bobvador, and Desspugne [694/2478] have team battled gdm, Altair, and Leedsichthys [1358/1535] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/20 06:24:12] SlowRiot [754/961] has come upon pollo [266/1053] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 07:05:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/12/20 13:33:49] Scar3cr0w and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 15:01:11] Xenthys [329/793] has come upon SlowRiot [68/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:55:38 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/13/20 16:12:50] inittab [1024/1162] has challenged SlowRiot [389/961] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:52:37 is removed from inittab's clock.
[10/15/20 04:34:50] Chuck, canton7, and KeboDK [273/3061] have team battled Lnk, Heisenberg, and SlowRiot [2104/2826] and lost! 1 day, 23:25:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/20 13:43:03] kate, SlowRiot, SCSi, and Chuck have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/20 20:48:18] brendan and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 02:48:27] Xenthys [659/793] has challenged SlowRiot [739/961] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:57:41 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/19/20 20:26:10] SlowRiot and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 05:48:54] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:09:40 towards level 102.
[10/21/20 21:44:17] SlowRiot got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:40:05 from level 102.
[10/22/20 01:08:18] Nechayev [817/927] has challenged SlowRiot [860/961] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:27:58 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[10/22/20 08:35:36] C++ [0/1] has challenged SlowRiot [521/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to C++'s clock.
[10/22/20 19:27:56] xayto [127/801] has come upon SlowRiot [319/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:09:48 is added to xayto's clock.
[10/23/20 00:37:20] jayvee, Clearcasting, and Vic [1422/1884] have team battled SlowRiot, AbacusAvenger, and allo [1216/2648] and won! 0 days, 04:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/20 19:53:32] adamus1red [282/720] has challenged SlowRiot [811/961] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:52:40 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/24/20 01:50:12] SlowRiot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:11 towards level 102.
[10/24/20 03:19:17] StalkR [173/522] has challenged SlowRiot [575/961] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:37:22 is added to StalkR's clock.
[10/24/20 09:27:27] lipek, SlowRiot, and Brainiac [2535/3162] have team battled IdleMaster, Mithkabob, and Andries [1625/2328] and won! 4 days, 15:07:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/20 20:22:34] maligned, aismallard, SlowRiot, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/20 04:24:44] SlowRiot [907/961] has challenged tris [40/673] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:13:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/26/20 03:29:35] xayto [89/801] has challenged SlowRiot [521/961] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:56:50 is added to xayto's clock.
[10/26/20 10:41:58] SlowRiot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:27 from level 102.
[10/27/20 03:55:06] SlowRiot [575/961] has come upon Pontuzz [177/485] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:34:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/27/20 09:15:39] pants, Heisenberg, and vegadark [891/2941] have team battled GunMan, SlowRiot, and theZoMBiE [1899/2165] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 05:45:47] Nargoth [93/166] has challenged SlowRiot [432/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to Nargoth's clock.
[10/30/20 04:08:58] darkmage [818/1358] has come upon SlowRiot [672/961] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 11:04:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/30/20 04:30:32] SlowRiot and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 07:24:12] Globalirc [809/1013] has come upon SlowRiot [832/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:29:21 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/02/20 02:17:52] dclaw123 [346/1127] has challenged SlowRiot [322/961] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:59:13 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[11/03/20 01:48:36] JeDa [210/503] has come upon SlowRiot [307/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:14 is added to JeDa's clock.
[11/04/20 08:10:19] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:38 from level 102.
[11/04/20 14:34:39] SlowRiot was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:38:32 from level 102.
[11/04/20 19:00:02] SlowRiot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:15 from level 102.
[11/06/20 13:53:14] SlowRiot broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:22:00 from level 102.
[11/06/20 17:05:24] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:47 from level 102.
[11/06/20 22:44:14] Balthazar [683/1063] has challenged SlowRiot [70/961] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:51:38 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[11/06/20 22:50:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 1 day, 13:44:46 toward level 102.
[11/07/20 02:07:38] SlowRiot [609/961] has come upon Notir [100/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:17:19 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/07/20 02:09:00] SlowRiot [540/961] has come upon Notir [342/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:08:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/08/20 07:10:04] Fluttershy, yano, and GunMan [1125/2696] have team battled Tenorman, SlowRiot, and AncalagonThBlack [1497/3282] and lost! 1 day, 05:16:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/20 11:40:04] SlowRiot invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:40 towards level 102.
[11/08/20 13:06:56] feek and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/20 16:28:09] JeDa, shymega, and pztrn [1892/1979] have team battled ilbelkyr, SlowRiot, and HellSpawn [1211/2871] and won! 0 days, 09:23:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/20 17:57:08] xayto [665/801] has come upon SlowRiot [410/961] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:52:17 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/10/20 16:37:22] SlowRiot and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/20 12:43:50] Lnk, SlowRiot, and inittab [2221/3234] have team battled anarcat, brycec, and Psilocybe [166/2670] and won! 0 days, 04:43:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/20 01:12:15] jayvee [409/746] has challenged SlowRiot [713/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:54 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/12/20 07:39:00] SlowRiot [32/981] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [549/1043] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:43:39 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/13/20 11:31:02] IdleMaster [276/828] has come upon SlowRiot [201/981] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 07:57:03 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[11/13/20 23:01:51] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:23:08 towards level 103.
[11/14/20 15:22:38] Bluedog and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 17:00:13] Nofew, SlowRiot, and crysys [2133/2856] have team battled maligned, bisco, and Geela [84/3070] and won! 0 days, 18:03:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 17:32:20] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/20 18:27:04] SlowRiot [642/987] has challenged Notir [504/530] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:16:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/15/20 11:49:57] Globalirc, bigtrees, and KyloRen [1538/2171] have team battled vegadark, inittab, and SlowRiot [2031/2977] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/20 19:30:51] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:39:05 towards level 103.
[11/16/20 02:04:07] SlowRiot and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/20 13:58:15] Notir [285/530] has come upon SlowRiot [35/987] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:44:47 is removed from Notir's clock.
[11/16/20 15:54:18] SlowRiot and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 05:48:39] elf, SlowRiot, and Crazycatlady [2034/3178] have team battled KeboDK, pyre, and Mateusz [2457/2716] and lost! 1 day, 13:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 02:30:04] zankore, AncalagonThBlack, and tmberg [2763/3674] have team battled LukeLR, sunri5e, and SlowRiot [1981/3081] and won! 2 days, 11:39:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 03:28:09] SlowRiot [306/987] has come upon sairis [333/837] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:24:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/20/20 08:39:10] SlowRiot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:51:50 towards level 103.
[11/21/20 12:13:20] SlowRiot [943/987] has challenged Asara [762/790] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:40:35 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/22/20 04:23:28] Misza, tmberg, and jnerulax [2558/3858] have team battled SlowRiot, Notir, and FSM [1789/2254] and won! 1 day, 20:34:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/20 09:04:13] Reilly, SlowRiot, and TauPan [1265/2054] have team battled idlerpgww, Mollerz, and pyre [1586/1776] and lost! 7 days, 19:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 10:09:13] MetaNova and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 11:38:17] SlowRiot [193/987] has come upon sairis [570/837] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:41:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/24/20 17:14:48] Psilocybe [644/770] has come upon SlowRiot [766/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:42 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[11/25/20 13:35:35] holloway [882/955] has challenged SlowRiot [901/987] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:00:03 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/25/20 22:19:48] SlowRiot and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/20 06:42:09] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:49:20 from level 103.
[11/27/20 03:44:18] xayto [216/806] has challenged SlowRiot [639/987] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:59:32 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/27/20 04:12:33] Bluedog, SlowRiot, and astropoint [1081/2557] have team battled RedW, Syloq, and cirdan [1299/2694] and lost! 1 day, 08:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/20 11:03:21] Yuhno and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/20 03:13:17] JuanMaestro [909/1016] has come upon SlowRiot [831/987] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 20:13:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/20 07:50:41] dartainus [98/776] has challenged SlowRiot [249/987] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:56:49 is added to dartainus's clock.
[11/29/20 23:07:25] Lnk [657/1103] has come upon SlowRiot [116/987] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 23:03:06 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/30/20 17:14:33] SlowRiot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:03:51 towards level 103.
[11/30/20 20:04:27] phraktyl [542/700] has challenged SlowRiot [526/987] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:37:09 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[12/01/20 03:16:32] LukeLR, blabber, and SlowRiot [2603/2711] have team battled sc_, blizgerg, and Elgo [2319/3038] and won! 5 days, 18:52:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/20 13:08:27] SlowRiot [803/987] has challenged Crazycatlady [168/860] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:24:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/05/20 23:39:25] SlowRiot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:25 towards level 103.
[12/06/20 00:02:34] Andries, HellSpawn, and SlowRiot [1571/2725] have team battled scumola, ToHellWithGA, and MetaNova [1870/2676] and lost! 4 days, 06:50:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/20 05:38:50] Scornn [891/965] has challenged SlowRiot [669/987] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:41:50 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[12/07/20 20:42:12] SlowRiot [891/987] has challenged sheu [490/553] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:01:21 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/08/20 00:14:54] Majak, blizgerg, and MrGlass [2290/3201] have team battled SlowRiot, jnerulax, and darkmage [502/3135] and won! 3 days, 09:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 16:28:06] SlowRiot [899/987] has come upon Ironhoof [681/1384] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:22:03 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/10/20 06:35:10] SlowRiot [126/987] has come upon misha [683/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:38:56 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/11/20 01:01:11] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:22:59 from level 103.
[12/11/20 12:52:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 6 days, 13:26:23 toward level 103.
[12/12/20 19:08:29] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:28 towards level 103.
[12/12/20 19:34:31] SlowRiot was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:37 towards level 103.
[12/12/20 21:09:03] SlowRiot [441/987] has challenged Scar3cr0w [587/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:15 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/13/20 15:46:21] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:17 towards level 103.
[12/15/20 06:51:39] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:51 towards level 103.
[12/15/20 08:52:21] blizgerg [428/1225] has come upon SlowRiot [948/987] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:51:07 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/15/20 09:54:48] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:26 towards level 103.
[12/15/20 14:55:01] SlowRiot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:02 from level 103.
[12/16/20 10:28:36] SlowRiot [105/987] has challenged acolarh [358/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:55 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/17/20 09:33:56] SlowRiot [739/987] has challenged KindOne [74/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:35:12 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/18/20 14:35:10] SlowRiot [442/1007] has challenged i3d [414/682] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:03:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/18/20 17:41:04] KindOne [158/375] has challenged SlowRiot [687/1007] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:30:44 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/19/20 12:11:04] SlowRiot and Vic have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 21:23:20] el [665/1194] has come upon SlowRiot [637/1007] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:39:01 is removed from el's clock.
[12/21/20 08:45:24] tmberg, gdm, Pici, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/20 19:48:58] SlowRiot, Ignotum, and Xenthys [468/2075] have team battled damyan, FSM, and ilbelkyr [2742/3027] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/20 00:04:53] anderson [108/556] has challenged SlowRiot [626/1007] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:57 is added to anderson's clock.
[12/23/20 04:39:57] SlowRiot [75/1007] has come upon XBouBou [267/508] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:42:28 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/23/20 05:07:45] petrichor [343/1236] has challenged SlowRiot [51/1007] in combat and won! 20 days, 19:05:30 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[12/23/20 06:09:08] buyoq [382/547] has come upon SlowRiot [691/1007] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:23:24 is added to buyoq's clock.
[12/23/20 14:25:07] algernon, Asara, and bisco [2348/3191] have team battled SlowRiot, Crazycatlady, and tmberg [2612/3424] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/20 18:58:11] sunri5e, SlowRiot, SCSi, and Ttech have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/20 20:28:59] MELOONi stole SlowRiot's level 164 weapon while they were sleeping! MELOONi leaves their old level 30 weapon behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[12/24/20 19:57:37] grooverider, Scornn, and sairis [1690/3274] have team battled SlowRiot, SCSi, and elf [95/3293] and won! 1 day, 12:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/20 02:30:22] CheeseSodaPunch [15/344] has challenged SlowRiot [439/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[12/25/20 20:10:39] SlowRiot [219/860] has challenged TauPan [310/522] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:51:29 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/26/20 04:38:28] jose [100/377] has come upon SlowRiot [122/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:23:18 is added to jose's clock.
[12/26/20 06:41:17] SlowRiot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:55:12 from level 104.
[12/26/20 07:13:09] JeDa [87/553] has challenged SlowRiot [206/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:26:11 is added to JeDa's clock.
[12/27/20 18:21:12] Notir [59/527] has challenged SlowRiot [465/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:31:46 is added to Notir's clock.
[12/28/20 07:03:09] soltys [424/964] has come upon SlowRiot [323/860] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 18:04:29 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/29/20 08:29:56] SlowRiot [786/860] has challenged tms [766/895] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:53:28 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/29/20 19:16:59] SlowRiot [819/860] has come upon sunri5e [1225/1228] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:06:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[12/30/20 19:35:16] TimWolla, himuraken, and pyre [1359/2644] have team battled Reilly, SlowRiot, and vegadark [1043/2225] and won! 0 days, 04:58:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 06:34:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 4 days, 19:46:11 toward level 104.
[12/31/20 16:21:16] MadMan [581/1146] has come upon SlowRiot [672/866] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:57:02 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/31/20 23:23:53] SlowRiot [562/866] has come upon CheeseSodaPunch [171/391] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:53:37 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/01/21 12:47:43] SlowRiot [252/866] has challenged sheu [495/553] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:23:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/01/21 21:19:40] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:40:47 towards level 104.
[01/02/21 17:54:32] blabber [342/862] has challenged SlowRiot [459/866] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:29:29 is added to blabber's clock.
[01/04/21 00:16:26] jose, AncalagonThBlack, and sjums_the_great [1156/2349] have team battled tccki, Ignotum, and SlowRiot [138/1740] and won! 0 days, 21:46:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 03:22:50] pztrn, IdleMaster, and Zaratustra [2083/2606] have team battled el, SlowRiot, and mordac [2131/3408] and lost! 2 days, 04:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 15:16:11] freeboson and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 16:27:02] CheeseSodaPunch [288/423] has challenged SlowRiot [394/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[01/04/21 22:59:42] xayto, SlowRiot, and Nofew [151/2585] have team battled pfoley, Zaratustra, and TimWolla [1403/2857] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/21 22:32:57] Roxana, i3d, SlowRiot, and Psilocybe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/21 02:13:22] SlowRiot [627/866] has challenged Beefcan [143/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:23 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/06/21 02:13:22] SlowRiot has dealt Beefcan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:17:58 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/06/21 05:08:51] aismallard, phraktyl, and SlowRiot [1190/2499] have team battled MetaNova, Chuck, and Reilly [433/2261] and won! 2 days, 17:26:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 17:59:07] SlowRiot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:32:25 from level 104.
[01/07/21 13:58:48] SlowRiot [232/866] has come upon ilbelkyr [22/1114] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:57:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/07/21 14:21:54] Khorne [727/845] has challenged SlowRiot [518/866] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:22:32 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/08/21 06:50:13] SlowRiot and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 12:42:54] SlowRiot [216/866] has come upon maligned [468/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:40 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/09/21 22:34:55] SlowRiot [461/866] has challenged lavamind [452/861] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:45:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/11/21 03:41:36] JeDa [10/678] has challenged SlowRiot [414/866] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:16:57 is added to JeDa's clock.
[01/11/21 07:50:01] szczur [45/76] has challenged SlowRiot [175/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:18 is added to szczur's clock.
[01/11/21 09:43:04] SlowRiot [260/866] has challenged XBouBou [240/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:33:44 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/12/21 02:47:09] Ironhoof [276/1384] has challenged SlowRiot [80/866] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:03 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[01/12/21 11:49:22] Clearcasting [47/637] has challenged SlowRiot [835/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:17:57 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[01/12/21 20:34:50] SlowRiot [632/866] has come upon Elgo [335/972] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:03:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/15/21 12:46:57] SlowRiot [642/914] has challenged Lnk [130/1107] in combat and won! 23 days, 19:05:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/15/21 21:04:32] SlowRiot [897/914] has come upon Ignotum [7/401] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:32:53 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/16/21 16:43:55] AsmDemon [51/213] has come upon SlowRiot [21/914] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:21 is removed from AsmDemon's clock.
[01/17/21 18:05:54] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:37:14 from level 105.
[01/19/21 09:08:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 21:46:06 from level 105.
[01/19/21 17:17:58] SlowRiot [684/914] has come upon Andries [503/922] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 17:26:40 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/20/21 00:33:41] SlowRiot [512/914] has come upon Heretic [89/411] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:47:25 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/21/21 11:47:29] brendan and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/21 12:53:02] SlowRiot [818/914] has challenged pants [272/1409] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:15:15 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/24/21 06:42:05] scumola, Athos, and SlowRiot [2103/2146] have team battled KeboDK, buksi, and xayto [2808/3013] and lost! 1 day, 15:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/21 07:15:27] dartainus, feek, and canton7 [2091/2832] have team battled nawcom, xnaas, and SlowRiot [1869/2152] and won! 0 days, 09:22:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 22:57:36] SlowRiot and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 07:34:16] blackroot, androphius, and Heretic [311/1451] have team battled xs, max, and SlowRiot [704/1777] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/21 11:10:46] SlowRiot [823/914] has challenged suterismus [1100/1620] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:50:23 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/28/21 11:05:36] SlowRiot [275/914] has come upon kenyon [162/608] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:47:00 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/28/21 17:13:12] allo [51/723] has challenged SlowRiot [586/914] in combat and lost! 14 days, 07:19:52 is added to allo's clock.
[01/29/21 15:06:27] nawcom, jjasghar, and himuraken [45/2567] have team battled SlowRiot, Geela, and WallIdl [27/2452] and won! 0 days, 01:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/21 18:43:40] Birdbones [915/1334] has come upon SlowRiot [328/914] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:51:25 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/30/21 02:12:16] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:40 towards level 105.
[01/30/21 02:54:41] SlowRiot [908/914] has come upon Beavis [109/1190] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:08:24 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/30/21 14:37:24] SlowRiot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:04 towards level 105.
[01/30/21 15:39:17] LordBanana [130/423] has challenged SlowRiot [336/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:01 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[01/31/21 06:57:45] ToHellWithGA, SlowRiot, Elgo, and el have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/21 10:36:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SlowRiot with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 23:03:16 from level 105.
[01/31/21 11:04:49] hotdogman, nickware, and gdm [720/2323] have team battled SlowRiot, Zyphyr, and Milquetoast [1834/2696] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/21 16:15:18] SlowRiot was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:32 from level 105.
[02/01/21 20:34:15] MELOONi [523/772] has come upon SlowRiot [259/914] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:16:47 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[02/02/21 00:58:40] xnaas [205/594] has come upon SlowRiot [365/914] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:07:34 is added to xnaas's clock.
[02/06/21 23:23:09] CheeseSodaPunch [188/437] has challenged SlowRiot [105/914] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:59:51 is removed from CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[02/07/21 12:06:53] SlowRiot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:17 towards level 105.
[02/07/21 14:12:21] Eldoreth [1129/1469] has come upon SlowRiot [143/914] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:07:43 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/08/21 20:51:40] SlowRiot [527/914] has come upon sc_ [506/846] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:54:11 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/09/21 09:37:53] Majak [731/1061] has challenged SlowRiot [34/914] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:45:04 is removed from Majak's clock.
[02/09/21 18:04:20] SlowRiot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:05 from level 105.
[02/11/21 15:22:12] xs [362/469] has challenged SlowRiot [540/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to xs's clock.
[02/12/21 03:58:23] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:56 towards level 105.
[02/12/21 17:26:10] allo and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 14:18:20] SlowRiot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:22 towards level 105.
[02/14/21 19:10:41] SlowRiot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:15 towards level 105.
[02/14/21 23:32:17] freeboson, Syloq, and AbrahamLinksys [1607/2480] have team battled Xenthys, SlowRiot, and Lemelisk [2810/3027] and lost! 0 days, 19:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/21 16:53:48] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:57 towards level 105.
[02/16/21 12:38:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 1 day, 01:06:54 toward level 105.
[02/16/21 12:39:53] solarsparq [236/400] has challenged SlowRiot [209/914] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:55 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[02/16/21 22:24:35] SlowRiot [312/914] has challenged dwfreed [593/909] in combat and lost! 14 days, 10:15:18 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/17/21 16:46:31] SlowRiot [240/914] has challenged IdleMaster [676/840] in combat and lost! 15 days, 09:04:33 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/19/21 09:56:20] Geela [192/788] has challenged SlowRiot [475/914] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:26:50 is added to Geela's clock.
[02/20/21 07:22:04] Heisenberg, himuraken, and Forud [973/2771] have team battled SlowRiot, Chuck, and Reilly [1842/2377] and lost! 0 days, 11:09:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 22:37:24] SlowRiot has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:39:09 from level 106.
[02/21/21 01:49:06] yano [651/661] has come upon SlowRiot [746/914] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:50:31 is added to yano's clock.
[02/21/21 22:10:36] AbrahamLinksys [592/1004] has challenged SlowRiot [56/914] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:28:16 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/22/21 02:26:30] Beefcan [220/701] has come upon SlowRiot [389/914] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:07:00 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/22/21 19:00:59] nickware, nawcom, and m0shbear [2873/3378] have team battled C++, dwfreed, and SlowRiot [1881/2468] and won! 0 days, 14:16:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 05:01:10] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 16:25:57] MrGlass, SlowRiot, and pfoley [2217/3014] have team battled yano, sbp, and CornFly [141/2416] and won! 1 day, 21:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 17:52:14] SlowRiot [183/914] has come upon ToHellWithGA [161/1163] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 20:59:51 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/23/21 17:52:14] SlowRiot has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 14 days, 20:18:41 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/23/21 19:33:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 21 days, 20:34:25 toward level 106.
[02/24/21 14:49:56] adamus1red [354/711] has come upon SlowRiot [502/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:00 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[02/25/21 00:41:21] SlowRiot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:07:18 towards level 106.
[02/25/21 17:32:25] csssuf [182/738] has challenged SlowRiot [758/914] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:48:55 is added to csssuf's clock.
[02/26/21 20:13:49] SlowRiot and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 01:37:04] Birdbones [1208/1285] has come upon SlowRiot [73/914] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:36:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/21 03:42:20] SlowRiot and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 07:41:34] SlowRiot [576/914] has come upon rotbot9k [135/281] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:42:27 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/01/21 01:10:06] Heisenberg, XBouBou, and Ttech [2392/3382] have team battled Xenthys, canton7, and SlowRiot [351/2909] and won! 0 days, 11:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/21 04:42:20] SlowRiot [584/914] has come upon maligned [771/995] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:39:27 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/02/21 16:30:34] HeavyPodda, Globalirc, and SlowRiot [1520/3053] have team battled Atan, AsmDemon, and rotbot9k [731/1604] and won! 7 days, 13:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 17:38:18] SlowRiot, pztrn, MELOONi, and buksi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/21 05:12:51] SlowRiot [16/914] has come upon phraktyl [710/715] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:27:47 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/02/21 06:04:45] MightyDrv stole SlowRiot's level 70 shield while they were sleeping! MightyDrv leaves their old level 13 shield behind, which SlowRiot then takes.
[05/02/21 07:55:05] SlowRiot got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:55:02 towards level 106.
[05/02/21 17:55:39] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/21 20:18:36] SlowRiot [189/851] has come upon acolarh [598/840] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:18:07 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/03/21 03:25:50] SlowRiot and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/21 05:45:38] grooverider [1359/1767] has come upon SlowRiot [335/851] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:57:25 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/03/21 10:25:20] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:01:37 towards level 106.
[05/04/21 16:53:19] SlowRiot [626/863] has come upon Muirrum [573/607] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:50:41 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/05/21 05:07:14] Asara [323/784] has come upon SlowRiot [150/863] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:12:17 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/05/21 08:15:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SlowRiot 7 days, 04:32:56 toward level 106.
[05/06/21 14:17:17] CheeseSodaPunch [266/643] has challenged SlowRiot [1/863] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:05:36 is removed from CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[05/07/21 01:27:41] SlowRiot, dwfreed, and Lemelisk [221/3201] have team battled Lnk, psycho, and fattrat [313/3032] and lost! 2 days, 00:03:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/21 04:20:44] SlowRiot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SlowRiot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/21 04:20:50] SCSi [385/1237] has challenged SlowRiot [467/864] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:57:18 is added to SCSi's clock.
[05/07/21 18:54:23] SlowRiot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:34 towards level 106.
[05/08/21 14:05:02] SlowRiot, nawcom, sheu, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/21 17:51:02] sairis, csssuf, and SlowRiot [1855/2488] have team battled SSLbits, lipek, and Globalirc [1160/3252] and won! 1 day, 04:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/21 10:48:55] SSLbits, SlowRiot, and TheSilentLink [567/2482] have team battled rxcomm, LukeLR, and bookworm [434/2885] and won! 0 days, 09:59:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/21 23:29:23] blizgerg, SlowRiot, and Majak [2243/2906] have team battled csssuf, bigtrees, and Scar3cr0w [642/2065] and won! 0 days, 10:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 01:02:01] unicron, bisco, and Ttech [4348/4714] have team battled SlowRiot, Tenorman, and Nofew [1587/3075] and won! 2 days, 11:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 15:02:34] SlowRiot [328/864] has challenged maligned [263/1314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:36 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/13/21 16:56:00] SlowRiot [491/864] has challenged Clearcasting [170/672] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:51:18 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/14/21 10:40:49] Crazycatlady and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 08:15:18] SlowRiot [532/864] has come upon MetaNova [986/1063] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 00:57:15 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[05/16/21 01:45:53] SlowRiot found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:31:07 towards level 107.
[05/17/21 06:33:13] AncalagonThBlack, Tratos, SlowRiot, and anderson have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/21 08:33:28] SlowRiot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:51 towards level 107.
[05/19/21 07:35:57] SlowRiot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SlowRiot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/21 09:43:14] SlowRiot grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:29:30 towards level 107.
[05/19/21 12:42:06] aismallard [832/981] has challenged SlowRiot [581/850] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:42:23 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/20/21 15:38:36] SlowRiot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:21:08 from level 107.