Player Info

User: SynthesizerPatel
Class: muso
Admin?: No
Level: 70
Next level: 29 days, 23:37:24
Status: Offline
Host: maaarghk!~maaarghk@ip138.ip-213-32-86.eu
Account Created: Mon Apr 13 09:54:18 2015
Last login: Mon Oct 16 16:24:18 2017
Total time idled: 572 days, 18:34:52
Current position: [272,81]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 116 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 289 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 52
gloves: 46
helm: 71 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 40
ring: 45
shield: 80
tunic: 40
weapon: 276 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1055

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 2 days, 15:17:03
part: None
quest: 71 days, 15:45:39
quit: 15 days, 13:01:53

total: 89 days, 20:04:35

Character Modifiers

[04/13/15 17:02:12] SynthesizerPatel [50/77] has challenged gravis [258/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/13/15 19:35:46] SynthesizerPatel [19/105] has challenged damyan [251/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/13/15 20:34:04] dxrt, blizgerg, and SynthesizerPatel [1930/1948] have team battled nikoJ, Birdbones, and pants [1710/1957] and won! 0 days, 00:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 22:54:15] SynthesizerPatel [102/123] has challenged Cypher [625/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/14/15 09:09:00] Fluttershy, coquinounet, and honkybonky [1374/1832] have team battled jstg, spaceCore, and SynthesizerPatel [897/1140] and won! 1 day, 01:37:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/15 09:37:07] SynthesizerPatel [66/155] has challenged MetaNova [658/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/14/15 23:08:49] SynthesizerPatel [197/214] has challenged argus [432/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/15/15 05:36:24] SynthesizerPatel [70/217] has challenged Tenorman [541/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/15/15 07:56:35] Asara [196/439] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [215/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:20 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/15/15 10:22:59] brendan, clonak, and h00k [1687/2261] have team battled Thracky, crazyoldman, and SynthesizerPatel [1230/1287] and won! 2 days, 17:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/15 13:06:02] SynthesizerPatel [90/236] has challenged NightRabbit [175/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/15/15 21:33:21] SynthesizerPatel [116/263] has challenged aucg [652/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/16/15 06:22:25] PiotrekD [572/690] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [60/263] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:43:54 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/16/15 07:32:53] SynthesizerPatel [151/263] has challenged naw [545/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/16/15 19:01:57] SynthesizerPatel [183/263] has challenged ChiefRA [359/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/17/15 05:48:01] MadHatter, SynthesizerPatel, and Beavis [626/1786] have team battled Nayru, gravis, and crazyoldman [1059/1365] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/15 09:09:38] SynthesizerPatel [83/306] has challenged vegadark [131/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/18/15 02:37:30] SynthesizerPatel [97/308] has challenged agrajag [62/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/18/15 02:37:30] SynthesizerPatel has dealt agrajag a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:40:09 is added to agrajag's clock.
[04/18/15 06:40:38] vegadark, SynthesizerPatel, and PriceChild [1387/1484] have team battled pipework, talso, and jstg [1036/1640] and won! 0 days, 02:04:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 09:01:07] Cypher [781/836] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [47/308] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:11:24 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/18/15 14:59:17] SynthesizerPatel [190/328] has challenged godog [62/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/18/15 23:30:29] Sprort [51/311] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [163/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Sprort's clock.
[04/19/15 07:44:18] SynthesizerPatel [257/328] has challenged identd [604/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/20/15 02:00:19] SynthesizerPatel [197/328] has come upon Frogging101 [313/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:06 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/20/15 08:19:38] SynthesizerPatel [302/328] has challenged Alric` [135/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/21/15 07:07:34] SynthesizerPatel [158/328] has challenged Adar [304/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/21/15 20:22:30] tiwake, Noah, and SynthesizerPatel [1434/1460] have team battled Nahob, dwfreed, and yasdorian [1012/1643] and won! 0 days, 00:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/15 23:22:03] EkimmI, sbp, and benoliver999 [175/1324] have team battled yasdorian, Brainiac, and SynthesizerPatel [1078/1497] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/15 23:27:11] SynthesizerPatel set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:11 from level 36.
[04/22/15 16:49:09] SynthesizerPatel [276/328] has challenged kenyon [1174/1217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/23/15 20:41:54] Misza [595/622] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [19/328] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:03:26 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/23/15 22:23:00] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:25 towards level 37.
[04/24/15 06:12:41] dxrt [382/899] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [279/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:06:18 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[04/24/15 06:22:33] SynthesizerPatel [20/338] has challenged Ladon [476/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/25/15 00:32:03] SynthesizerPatel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:36 towards level 38.
[06/16/15 16:38:07] SynthesizerPatel [167/381] has challenged honkybonky [444/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/17/15 10:08:24] tmberg [517/882] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [347/381] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:08:22 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[06/18/15 12:17:13] Doctor [546/880] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [284/381] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:56:27 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[06/18/15 19:54:08] SynthesizerPatel [64/406] has challenged keepermurf [100/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/18/15 23:10:07] Meta [128/372] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [24/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:24 is removed from Meta's clock.
[06/19/15 08:49:13] shandor [667/689] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [154/406] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:39:47 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/01/15 21:20:57] plaller, fattrat, and sjefen6 [777/1479] have team battled csssuf, Birdbones, and SynthesizerPatel [244/2077] and won! 1 day, 10:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 02:18:52] SynthesizerPatel [323/440] has challenged PersonalJ [246/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/02/15 03:35:41] SynthesizerPatel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:59 towards level 41.
[07/02/15 21:08:26] Totengeist, allo, and ArilKominger [416/1976] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, damyan, and Chuck [1335/1598] and lost! 0 days, 16:37:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 13:46:33] Agent86, Avy, and kenyon [487/2218] have team battled MontyZuma, pixelate, and SynthesizerPatel [31/1872] and won! 0 days, 05:30:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 19:54:57] bl4ckscor3 [385/515] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [87/440] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:41:59 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[07/04/15 04:10:11] SynthesizerPatel [245/440] has challenged greycat [742/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/04/15 14:37:31] SynthesizerPatel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:17 from level 42.
[07/05/15 01:10:01] SynthesizerPatel [30/440] has come upon tiwake [484/956] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:54 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/05/15 03:42:42] SynthesizerPatel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:48 from level 42.
[07/05/15 19:47:20] prattmic [852/858] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [278/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:23 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[07/06/15 04:14:04] Frogging101 [112/552] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [304/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:51:16 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[07/06/15 09:21:09] cbob, SynthesizerPatel, and arlen [984/1597] have team battled yawgmoth, sjums_the_great, and RBecker [162/1379] and won! 0 days, 01:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 21:04:00] SynthesizerPatel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:24 from level 42.
[07/08/15 09:37:18] Adar [230/453] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [279/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:51:41 is added to Adar's clock.
[07/08/15 10:43:54] SynthesizerPatel [323/440] has challenged gipyelrah [196/1007] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:15 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/09/15 00:50:14] astropoint [197/549] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [169/440] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:57:46 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[07/09/15 06:53:48] SynthesizerPatel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:15 towards level 43.
[07/09/15 08:09:08] SynthesizerPatel [284/440] has come upon r00f [179/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:45 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/09/15 11:07:26] hannesenator [136/437] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [201/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:53 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/09/15 17:43:10] rharwood [249/602] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [89/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:09 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[07/09/15 22:35:53] SynthesizerPatel died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:41 from level 43.
[07/09/15 23:01:34] Trozz, soltys, and Misza [209/1626] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, likcoras, and JustAPerson [1094/1465] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/15 01:29:05] Fluttershy, redlegion, and SynthesizerPatel [1334/1670] have team battled emmgame221, spaceCore, and dxrt [1208/1482] and won! 0 days, 04:17:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/15 18:39:06] SynthesizerPatel [451/472] has challenged pants [89/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/11/15 05:10:06] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:46 towards level 44.
[07/12/15 16:55:14] ninjabox, SynthesizerPatel, and bigjay [776/1325] have team battled nfsnobody, Flynn, and Simie [685/2395] and won! 0 days, 06:51:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/15 17:31:27] merryfett [372/522] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [159/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:32:14 is removed from merryfett's clock.
[07/13/15 06:26:21] plaller [275/421] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [460/472] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:45:44 is added to plaller's clock.
[08/19/15 17:44:29] SynthesizerPatel [69/472] has challenged Ttech [605/1369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/19/15 22:58:55] tiwake, gazarsgo, and SynthesizerPatel [107/2056] have team battled Killerkid, Krenz, and sbp [215/2082] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 12:11:04] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:44 towards level 45.
[08/21/15 02:57:01] Ramsey, yasdorian, and Heisenberg [1783/1809] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, droogie, and Prometheus [1793/2132] and lost! 0 days, 10:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 03:14:54] hannesenator [227/462] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [55/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:51:39 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[08/21/15 12:54:07] Robmanx [391/477] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [272/472] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:05:57 is removed from Robmanx's clock.
[08/21/15 15:18:47] Ladon [510/771] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [355/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:26:18 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[08/22/15 11:45:46] SynthesizerPatel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:55 towards level 45.
[08/24/15 21:11:49] SynthesizerPatel [31/514] has challenged allo [116/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/24/15 22:38:14] SynthesizerPatel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:52 towards level 46.
[08/25/15 07:35:42] archlich [16/552] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [19/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:07:25 is added to archlich's clock.
[08/25/15 07:47:59] Zaratustra [193/656] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [267/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/25/15 12:02:35] Totengeist, r00f, and SynthesizerPatel [1694/1929] have team battled allo, yano, and dwfreed [1272/1875] and won! 0 days, 23:50:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/15 15:12:39] CornFly [463/991] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [176/514] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:51:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/26/15 00:14:47] SynthesizerPatel was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:55 from level 46.
[08/26/15 05:55:03] Lilian [75/565] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [513/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:27:16 is added to Lilian's clock.
[08/26/15 17:59:04] SynthesizerPatel [333/514] has challenged irix [162/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:32:40 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/27/15 05:02:36] ChiefRA [281/462] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [370/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:05:45 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[08/27/15 23:42:13] archlich [414/552] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [343/514] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:27:27 is removed from archlich's clock.
[08/29/15 01:30:01] SynthesizerPatel, greycat, and Brainiac [467/2105] have team battled zbart, soltys, and Totengeist [1421/1811] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/15 10:46:44] SynthesizerPatel [276/527] has challenged Soappy [848/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/29/15 14:39:58] Chuck [355/465] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [277/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:10:03 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[08/31/15 07:42:45] SynthesizerPatel misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:53 from level 47.
[09/01/15 21:53:31] SynthesizerPatel [310/527] has challenged Brainiac [116/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:13 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/02/15 09:18:28] SynthesizerPatel [66/527] has come upon vrillusions [849/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:21 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/04/15 12:17:41] XJR-9 [267/666] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [18/527] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:25:27 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[09/05/15 06:39:36] SynthesizerPatel lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:03 from level 47.
[09/05/15 18:16:22] SynthesizerPatel [152/527] has challenged Darky [509/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/05/15 18:29:18] grant050 [206/405] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [178/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:13:30 is removed from grant050's clock.
[09/06/15 05:33:41] Andries [460/520] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [142/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:22:00 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/06/15 17:56:55] SmOkE_RU [257/267] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [97/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:10:10 is removed from SmOkE_RU's clock.
[09/08/15 10:44:33] aowsenek [35/294] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [215/527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to aowsenek's clock.
[09/09/15 06:49:29] SynthesizerPatel, RBecker, and tmberg [362/1819] have team battled agrajag, dxrt, and Evrial [1370/1969] and lost! 0 days, 17:01:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 19:28:20] SynthesizerPatel [419/628] has challenged Haquer [34/340] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/16/15 03:28:56] gipyelrah [903/1068] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [253/628] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:36:23 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[09/18/15 13:28:16] SynthesizerPatel [212/628] has come upon Unikitty [150/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:35:28 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/19/15 14:03:34] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:44 towards level 49.
[09/19/15 21:42:17] SynthesizerPatel [179/628] has challenged jenksy [452/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:32 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/20/15 05:24:59] Milquetoast [610/732] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [499/628] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/21/15 01:21:47] fraq, Midsandhighs, and SynthesizerPatel [924/1451] have team battled yasdorian, Gaius, and Gerdesas [1045/1971] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/15 06:29:12] SynthesizerPatel [31/628] has challenged archlich [145/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/24/15 03:06:01] SynthesizerPatel got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:21:46 from level 50.
[09/24/15 03:34:07] Totengeist [847/877] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [215/628] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[09/24/15 20:15:15] Robmanx, bl4ckscor3, and PersonalJ [569/1515] have team battled MontyZuma, cirdan, and SynthesizerPatel [500/2310] and won! 0 days, 03:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 15:58:45] SynthesizerPatel [351/630] has come upon BronyDee [60/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:30 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/26/15 13:06:00] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:38 towards level 50.
[09/27/15 06:35:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 0 days, 16:48:15 toward level 50.
[09/27/15 11:16:38] Chwastopylos, kork, and SynthesizerPatel [703/1396] have team battled h00k, icxcnika, and Hydrogenum [1536/2299] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 03:58:05] grant050 [383/390] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [129/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:03:49 is removed from grant050's clock.
[09/28/15 13:04:35] sorind [39/251] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [455/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:55 is added to sorind's clock.
[09/29/15 02:38:55] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:19 towards level 50.
[09/29/15 13:53:05] SynthesizerPatel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:05 towards level 50.
[10/01/15 12:12:52] SynthesizerPatel [113/630] has challenged allo [12/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:18:36 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/02/15 21:07:16] MetaNova, SynthesizerPatel, idisjunction, and Mateusz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/15 22:24:17] ChiefRA [47/455] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [388/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:23 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[10/03/15 06:22:13] SynthesizerPatel [585/660] has challenged Asara [125/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/04/15 10:08:46] Zytho [122/302] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [472/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Zytho's clock.
[10/04/15 19:39:04] rww [102/146] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [287/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to rww's clock.
[10/04/15 19:43:33] OrionStar [1/12] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [525/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to OrionStar's clock.
[10/06/15 17:57:51] SynthesizerPatel [335/660] has challenged damyan [660/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:24 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/06/15 22:27:11] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:37 towards level 51.
[10/07/15 12:59:58] discopig [313/754] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [160/664] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:56:52 is removed from discopig's clock.
[10/08/15 00:17:17] DrOfBaconNomics, Andries, and strugart [1335/1579] have team battled Dan_`, ChasedSpade, and SynthesizerPatel [1421/1588] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/15 04:27:18] SynthesizerPatel, yasdorian, godog, and Akiyuki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/15 08:11:56] ryushe [722/876] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [615/664] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:41:36 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[10/09/15 01:39:29] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:31 towards level 51.
[10/09/15 13:22:45] SynthesizerPatel [475/664] has challenged icxcnika [144/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:29 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/09/15 22:26:02] _stink_ [343/457] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [294/664] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:25 is removed from _stink_'s clock.
[10/10/15 13:15:55] Zaratustra [242/652] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [560/664] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:45:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/15 20:34:14] SynthesizerPatel [182/664] has challenged Samus [30/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:33 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/10/15 20:34:14] SynthesizerPatel has dealt Samus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:46:55 is added to Samus's clock.
[10/11/15 03:36:55] SynthesizerPatel [185/664] has challenged Milquetoast [487/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:37 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/11/15 15:29:29] SynthesizerPatel [80/664] has challenged Darky [657/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/12/15 02:33:26] SynthesizerPatel [502/664] has come upon Diitto [603/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:05:47 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/14/15 00:32:03] Cypher, eva42, and mwhahaha [152/2296] have team battled bl4ckscor3, SynthesizerPatel, and kensington [7/1696] and won! 1 day, 12:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 05:42:37] SynthesizerPatel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:31 from level 52.
[10/14/15 06:04:57] SynthesizerPatel [319/664] has challenged Doctor [239/870] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:47:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/15/15 18:36:08] RBecker, theemstra, and Virtual [1147/1991] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, ChasedSpade, and m0shbear [489/2086] and won! 0 days, 02:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/15 16:01:13] SynthesizerPatel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:38 towards level 52.
[10/23/15 18:40:27] SynthesizerPatel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:04 from level 52.
[10/24/15 18:30:48] XenGi [579/922] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [291/664] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:09:50 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[10/25/15 03:12:27] he1kki [96/227] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [188/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to he1kki's clock.
[10/26/15 10:52:05] SynthesizerPatel, cirdan, and yasdorian [354/2093] have team battled blizgerg, sjums_the_great, and mwhahaha [855/2011] and lost! 0 days, 14:03:11 is added to their clocks.

[10/27/15 21:29:01] Zos [50/530] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [366/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:34 is added to Zos's clock.
[10/29/15 09:27:46] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:03 towards level 52.
[10/29/15 12:45:43] Str1ngS, grant050, and SynthesizerPatel [183/1465] have team battled blizgerg, Jareeta, and blind [288/2576] and lost! 1 day, 06:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/15 10:18:12] MontyZuma [841/894] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [187/668] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:58:17 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[10/31/15 13:05:55] arlen [382/748] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [112/668] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from arlen's clock.
[10/31/15 19:47:16] Sixbierehomme [334/753] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [534/670] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:10:22 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/01/15 00:04:18] SynthesizerPatel [48/670] has come upon Nyarlathotep [66/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:26 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/01/15 01:04:28] iynque [78/401] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [309/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to iynque's clock.
[11/01/15 20:33:18] SynthesizerPatel [248/670] has challenged Glorfindel [335/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:12 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/02/15 00:29:29] SynthesizerPatel had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:28 towards level 52.
[11/02/15 00:50:37] SynthesizerPatel had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:41 towards level 52.
[11/02/15 13:39:31] SynthesizerPatel [360/670] has challenged Fluttershy [620/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:58 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/03/15 15:48:16] Tesla [21/663] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [638/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:30 is added to Tesla's clock.
[11/03/15 17:27:28] clonak, SynthesizerPatel, and vox [1827/1957] have team battled iamzim, fattrat, and kork [1281/1556] and won! 0 days, 00:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 18:30:10] SynthesizerPatel [617/670] has challenged Simie [31/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/07/15 05:58:17] greycat [472/817] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [240/670] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:14:33 is removed from greycat's clock.
[11/07/15 22:48:58] grooverider [735/990] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [223/670] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:46:05 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/08/15 10:21:33] Tzic [332/367] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [142/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[11/08/15 15:51:10] Simie, MrGlass, and Kazanir [842/1418] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, arlen, and m0shbear [649/2248] and won! 0 days, 00:33:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 16:37:10] SynthesizerPatel [559/670] has challenged SmOkE_RU [305/530] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:27:17 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/10/15 02:04:00] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:44 towards level 53.
[11/10/15 08:45:59] argus [626/702] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [385/670] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:58:03 is removed from argus's clock.
[11/10/15 20:52:10] SynthesizerPatel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:11 towards level 53.
[11/11/15 13:54:48] AngryParsley, Tamini, and dindinx [1496/2181] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Glorfindel, and sjefen6 [271/1857] and won! 0 days, 02:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/15 19:54:46] MontyZuma [702/891] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [298/670] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:47:34 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[11/12/15 02:34:20] Ggoes [252/399] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [614/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:11 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[11/12/15 15:51:19] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:06 towards level 53.
[11/12/15 18:02:31] pixelate [498/511] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [656/670] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:59:43 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/13/15 01:14:20] Beavis, discopig, and SynthesizerPatel [1265/2483] have team battled Agent86, abra0, and sedrik [618/2104] and won! 0 days, 18:47:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 11:31:36] SynthesizerPatel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:06 towards level 53.
[11/13/15 13:52:58] sedrik [821/854] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [548/670] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:46:24 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[11/14/15 08:39:53] SynthesizerPatel [243/670] has come upon ruan [202/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:53 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/14/15 19:38:13] SynthesizerPatel lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:58 from level 53.
[11/14/15 20:38:45] XenGi, petrichor, and SynthesizerPatel [108/1905] have team battled reim, lipek, and shandor [2268/2541] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 08:33:00] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:37 towards level 53.
[11/15/15 22:25:03] SynthesizerPatel [648/670] has challenged LordH [617/719] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/17/15 08:33:23] AngryParsley [487/906] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [394/670] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:28:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/18/15 02:39:28] SynthesizerPatel [457/670] has challenged Xyrael [685/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:12:07 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/18/15 08:24:19] SynthesizerPatel [107/670] has come upon TauPan [193/314] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:41:56 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/18/15 12:17:22] kork, eva42, and SpaceKookie [648/1490] have team battled Heisenberg, freeboson, and SynthesizerPatel [333/2124] and won! 0 days, 04:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 12:45:03] SynthesizerPatel, Globalirc, and Xyrael [1673/1782] have team battled reim, Zero, and Virtual [1629/1918] and won! 0 days, 10:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/15 20:12:00] Schrodinger [175/220] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [356/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[11/20/15 03:04:16] Zero [232/432] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [552/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Zero's clock.
[11/20/15 20:04:19] Bl4ckD34tH [170/509] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [373/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[11/21/15 13:51:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 7 days, 12:32:12 toward level 54.
[11/21/15 18:46:50] Zero [35/432] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [261/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:04 is added to Zero's clock.
[11/22/15 06:38:02] yano [160/661] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [2/670] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:11 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/22/15 08:44:58] MadMan [145/520] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [42/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:18 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/22/15 12:45:55] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:31 towards level 54.
[11/22/15 19:52:44] SynthesizerPatel reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SynthesizerPatel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/15 03:20:28] clearcasting [369/711] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [103/678] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:19:07 is removed from clearcasting's clock.
[11/24/15 02:36:36] arlen, suterismus, and yasdorian [2214/2577] have team battled Douhet, jdb, and SynthesizerPatel [1543/1648] and won! 0 days, 00:35:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 10:34:23] SynthesizerPatel broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:11 from level 54.
[11/25/15 13:16:38] SynthesizerPatel [591/680] has challenged discopig [678/803] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[11/27/15 19:05:58] Asara [26/801] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [634/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:46 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/28/15 07:09:49] shah [226/255] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [236/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to shah's clock.
[11/29/15 06:54:13] Boohbah [5/613] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [316/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:05 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[11/29/15 15:28:31] kork, fraq, and Arch-TK [540/1204] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theemstra, and XenGi [804/2072] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/15 11:17:13] SynthesizerPatel grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:18:45 towards level 55.
[11/30/15 13:34:28] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:09 towards level 55.
[12/01/15 07:02:59] SynthesizerPatel [354/680] has come upon m0shbear [465/729] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:33:35 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/02/15 08:13:20] kier, yasdorian, and SynthesizerPatel [54/1606] have team battled Darky, Totengeist, and Plasmastar [115/1975] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/15 08:48:30] allo [85/485] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [282/680] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:23:25 is added to allo's clock.
[01/04/16 22:47:45] MetaNova [44/529] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [197/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:16 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/05/16 12:02:01] Milquetoast, discopig, and FakeWizard [957/2179] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Abs0x00, and KyloRen [794/1576] and won! 0 days, 05:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 12:58:31] grooverider, SynthesizerPatel, and SpaceKookie [701/1896] have team battled jenksy, pipework, and bendem [435/1666] and won! 0 days, 00:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 19:11:29] SynthesizerPatel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:28 towards level 55.
[01/06/16 02:54:19] hannesenator, Babar, and SynthesizerPatel [815/2110] have team battled 0rion, Boohbah, and davidfg4 [9/1998] and won! 2 days, 09:09:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 05:59:04] SynthesizerPatel left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SynthesizerPatel's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/16 00:25:31] Sir_Lemming [316/567] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [572/660] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:52:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[01/07/16 01:54:42] SynthesizerPatel sharpened the edge of his weapon! SynthesizerPatel's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/16 02:26:19] fangfufu [309/446] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [423/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:31 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[01/08/16 14:15:17] iViLe [374/991] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [310/677] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:24:29 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[01/09/16 16:46:39] SynthesizerPatel was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:18:53 from level 55.
[01/13/16 23:47:20] PinkiePie [245/553] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [260/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:15 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[01/14/16 15:19:47] pdg [226/300] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [522/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to pdg's clock.
[01/15/16 14:37:03] blind, lipek, and Cameron_D [1988/3010] have team battled joek, Silvanus_Betrium, and SynthesizerPatel [80/1730] and won! 5 days, 20:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 21:21:32] SynthesizerPatel [474/677] has come upon MetaNova [402/535] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:10 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/17/16 09:31:14] SynthesizerPatel [571/677] has challenged Killerkid [235/639] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/17/16 09:31:14] SynthesizerPatel has dealt Killerkid a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:51:52 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/17/16 11:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 8 days, 18:13:36 toward level 56.
[01/19/16 05:59:48] SynthesizerPatel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:43 towards level 56.
[01/19/16 18:59:31] Zythan [199/359] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [643/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/21/16 15:38:37] SynthesizerPatel [30/677] has challenged Brom [284/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:13 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/22/16 05:52:56] SynthesizerPatel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:39 towards level 56.
[01/23/16 05:03:25] SynthesizerPatel, blizgerg, and Senka [963/2056] have team battled double, KeboDK, and FakeWizard [300/1511] and won! 0 days, 12:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 10:37:19] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:22 towards level 56.
[01/23/16 10:55:50] SynthesizerPatel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:28 towards level 56.
[01/24/16 06:01:57] SynthesizerPatel [661/677] has challenged pdg [0/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:42:03 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/24/16 23:32:00] SynthesizerPatel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:22 towards level 56.
[01/25/16 06:01:26] Sohnae [90/303] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [48/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from Sohnae's clock.
[01/25/16 06:01:26] In the fierce battle, SynthesizerPatel dropped his level 73 ring! Sohnae picks it up, tossing his old level 45 ring to SynthesizerPatel.
[01/25/16 13:13:48] SynthesizerPatel [356/649] has challenged jenksy [287/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:05 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/26/16 07:53:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 0 days, 02:55:56 toward level 56.
[01/26/16 13:50:49] SynthesizerPatel [404/649] has challenged Zythan [316/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:50:29 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/29/16 14:35:35] Cenhinen [155/583] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [245/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:15:15 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[01/30/16 00:42:26] SynthesizerPatel met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:23:17 from level 57.
[01/30/16 06:34:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 1 day, 09:56:16 toward level 57.
[01/30/16 11:55:04] SynthesizerPatel got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:06:31 from level 57.
[01/31/16 10:27:41] eva42 [407/856] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [643/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:15:05 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/31/16 13:27:30] SynthesizerPatel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:46 towards level 57.
[01/31/16 22:30:02] SynthesizerPatel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:34:37 towards level 57.
[02/02/16 13:33:56] MJ94 [204/610] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [404/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/02/16 21:30:13] Akiyuki [394/578] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [141/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:34:46 is removed from Akiyuki's clock.
[02/03/16 06:34:20] Plasmastar, Fluttershy, and dodobrain [1556/1708] have team battled rxcomm, blind, and SynthesizerPatel [1443/2116] and won! 0 days, 16:25:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 08:46:09] echeese [64/209] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [131/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/03/16 14:36:46] Crazycatlady [34/420] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [340/649] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:41:36 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/03/16 23:40:17] SynthesizerPatel [580/649] has challenged roy [167/560] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:51:22 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/04/16 00:54:14] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:16 towards level 57.
[02/04/16 05:42:31] jenksy [138/711] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [477/649] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:05:55 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/04/16 13:45:33] SynthesizerPatel [59/649] has challenged Furry [325/533] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:07 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/04/16 19:20:32] Birdbones [272/981] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [212/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:07:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/04/16 19:20:53] Birdbones [249/983] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [601/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:48 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/05/16 13:54:34] SynthesizerPatel [144/646] has challenged yano [477/594] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:10 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/05/16 19:48:04] roy [180/560] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [183/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:55:15 is added to roy's clock.
[02/05/16 23:15:53] SlowRiot [254/962] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [583/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:35:44 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/06/16 04:16:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 9 days, 05:18:21 toward level 57.
[02/06/16 18:39:31] SirMonkeybox, reim, and grant050 [305/1944] have team battled godog, SynthesizerPatel, and JensRex [591/1680] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/16 05:43:33] SynthesizerPatel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:04 from level 57.
[02/07/16 17:13:52] SynthesizerPatel [624/646] has challenged Darky [59/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:08:40 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/08/16 15:55:27] Majak [86/382] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [606/646] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:44:09 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/08/16 20:45:07] SynthesizerPatel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:58 towards level 57.
[02/09/16 03:15:51] fulcrum [3/16] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [632/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to fulcrum's clock.
[02/09/16 13:32:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 0 days, 04:07:49 toward level 57.
[02/10/16 06:21:44] ChasedSpade, SynthesizerPatel, and gipyelrah [2251/2366] have team battled Babar, Fluttershy, and woonack [765/2350] and won! 0 days, 00:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 10:15:23] SynthesizerPatel [610/802] has challenged Ironhoof [86/500] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/10/16 20:33:09] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:59 towards level 58.
[02/12/16 07:21:01] SynthesizerPatel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:56:10 from level 58.
[02/14/16 10:40:56] SynthesizerPatel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:17:55 from level 58.
[02/14/16 16:22:38] Str1ngS [26/405] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [367/802] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:29:39 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[02/15/16 13:42:33] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:46 towards level 58.
[02/16/16 00:03:56] gipyelrah [916/1043] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [560/802] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:03:12 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[02/16/16 08:49:25] PinkiePie [469/644] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [182/802] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:06:53 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[02/16/16 19:53:35] SmOkE_RU [245/534] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [120/802] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:53:11 is removed from SmOkE_RU's clock.
[02/17/16 06:30:19] strugart [277/850] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [412/802] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:20 is added to strugart's clock.
[02/19/16 15:06:44] soltys [391/610] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [618/804] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:39:48 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/19/16 21:21:34] SynthesizerPatel [228/804] has challenged Thrayden [223/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:43:15 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/21/16 15:55:44] D-NICE, Virtual, and MJ94 [1029/2401] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Tharbakery, and darkmage [710/2202] and won! 1 day, 12:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 05:20:30] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:09 towards level 58.
[02/22/16 08:53:52] Thunderkeg [117/224] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [757/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Thunderkeg's clock.
[02/23/16 12:41:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 13:35:09 from level 58.
[02/23/16 22:21:30] yano [504/589] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [148/804] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:15:10 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/24/16 04:03:29] SynthesizerPatel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:05 towards level 58.
[02/25/16 13:57:56] SynthesizerPatel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:20 towards level 58.
[02/26/16 04:28:07] SynthesizerPatel left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SynthesizerPatel's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/16 14:40:47] SynthesizerPatel [734/769] has come upon babapest [183/360] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:11:05 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/26/16 22:12:26] Cypher, Xyrael, and Heisenberg [1898/2396] have team battled argus, SynthesizerPatel, and Str1ngS [1761/1870] and won! 0 days, 19:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 18:16:36] SynthesizerPatel, HeavyPodda, and Tenorman [409/2394] have team battled masterme120, KeboDK, and Babar [593/1979] and lost! 2 days, 04:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/16 05:51:09] SynthesizerPatel, SudoKing, and Milquetoast [371/2380] have team battled BURUT, yasdorian, and magnetik [1576/1640] and lost! 1 day, 21:15:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/16 10:14:02] SynthesizerPatel [632/769] has come upon mthw [194/605] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:55:47 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/03/16 15:41:15] shandor [71/703] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [74/769] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:05:55 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/03/16 20:48:47] SynthesizerPatel met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:27 from level 58.
[03/04/16 01:06:58] ville [169/656] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [376/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to ville's clock.
[03/04/16 01:59:22] SynthesizerPatel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:32 towards level 58.
[03/06/16 04:22:10] wvlf [26/218] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [580/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to wvlf's clock.
[03/06/16 05:40:54] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:49 towards level 58.
[03/06/16 19:57:52] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:35 towards level 58.
[03/06/16 22:45:58] brendan [231/962] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [734/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:48:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/07/16 00:03:26] SynthesizerPatel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:31 from level 58.
[03/07/16 02:54:50] SynthesizerPatel [340/769] has challenged yasdorian [403/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:49 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/07/16 03:55:12] SynthesizerPatel [123/769] has challenged Gatewayy [445/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:52 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/08/16 05:08:41] h00k [344/902] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [315/769] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:44:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/08/16 06:03:59] a1291762 [141/1023] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [425/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:00 is added to a1291762's clock.
[03/09/16 00:27:15] kensington, Shayanjm, and SynthesizerPatel [1498/1953] have team battled HeavyPodda, hannesenator, and magnetik [492/2157] and won! 1 day, 04:01:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 03:27:16] pixelate, SynthesizerPatel, and pants [42/1875] have team battled jenksy, kusuriya, and Milquetoast [1875/2006] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/16 06:00:37] SynthesizerPatel [85/769] has come upon Gatewayy [424/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:56 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/09/16 12:14:44] soltys, AngryParsley, and aucg [992/2254] have team battled wvlf, TauPan, and SynthesizerPatel [462/1314] and won! 3 days, 06:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/16 21:51:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:39:36 from level 58.
[03/11/16 21:43:35] SynthesizerPatel was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:44 from level 58.
[03/12/16 13:40:59] SynthesizerPatel [379/769] has challenged MontyZuma [537/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:34 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/12/16 18:34:11] droogie [6/910] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [442/769] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:59:34 is added to droogie's clock.
[03/13/16 12:48:30] SynthesizerPatel [640/769] has challenged darkmage [89/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:36 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/13/16 19:46:38] SynthesizerPatel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:45 towards level 58.
[03/14/16 02:07:41] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:29 towards level 58.
[03/14/16 03:02:24] zid [458/794] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [478/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:53 is added to zid's clock.
[03/14/16 03:14:39] gabriel [62/100] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [529/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to gabriel's clock.
[03/14/16 19:59:34] SynthesizerPatel [60/769] has challenged Agent86 [128/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:27 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/15/16 01:32:38] SynthesizerPatel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:07 from level 58.
[03/15/16 14:53:16] SynthesizerPatel [768/769] has challenged hawk [854/883] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/15/16 16:08:21] Babar, eva42, and a1291762 [1509/3065] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, zokko, and SynthesizerPatel [1818/2290] and lost! 1 day, 02:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/16 21:06:30] Firien, Simie, and kensington [1026/1930] have team battled yasdorian, SlowRiot, and SynthesizerPatel [1613/2322] and lost! 2 days, 15:58:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 23:53:33] SynthesizerPatel misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:24:15 from level 59.
[03/17/16 14:23:25] SynthesizerPatel [398/769] has challenged Crazypedia [8/360] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:24:24 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/18/16 00:26:54] Virtual [603/827] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [63/769] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:24:40 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/18/16 04:22:40] Meta, SynthesizerPatel, and pfoley [1499/2047] have team battled Nix, Asara, and Tharbakery [957/1768] and won! 2 days, 02:14:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/16 05:07:10] Heisenberg [934/936] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [420/769] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:34:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/20/16 10:59:44] dindinx, Meta, and SynthesizerPatel [2058/2093] have team battled FakeWizard, Firien, and keepermurf [2011/2013] and won! 0 days, 17:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 16:49:37] Zaratustra [311/903] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [227/769] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/16 14:57:26] hannesenator [736/814] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [494/769] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:27:28 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[03/22/16 14:57:43] bigjay, brendan, and SpaceKookie [600/2214] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, MadHatter, and jdb [765/1858] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 19:11:56] SynthesizerPatel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:54:04 from level 59.
[03/23/16 05:39:52] SynthesizerPatel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:05:21 from level 59.
[03/24/16 05:19:33] Ttech [1069/1370] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [572/769] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:24:23 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[03/30/16 04:55:34] Firien [409/698] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [294/769] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from Firien's clock.
[03/31/16 03:43:31] SynthesizerPatel lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:53:49 from level 59.
[04/01/16 02:11:10] SynthesizerPatel saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:52:42 from level 59.
[04/02/16 05:18:52] Darky, SynthesizerPatel, and Brom [1872/2168] have team battled MJ94, Satoshi, and SirMonkeybox [1980/2148] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 11:05:25] Simie [201/819] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [41/769] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:10:39 is removed from Simie's clock.
[04/02/16 11:05:25] Simie has dealt SynthesizerPatel a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:59:40 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/04/16 08:17:36] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:28:33 towards level 59.
[04/05/16 02:54:04] SynthesizerPatel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:36:30 from level 59.
[04/05/16 05:03:13] brycec, elf, and Xenthys [1411/1664] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, jay, and keepermurf [1657/1902] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 18:08:40] SynthesizerPatel was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:08:49 from level 59.
[04/06/16 09:26:05] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:54:28 towards level 59.
[04/06/16 19:15:05] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:37:47 towards level 59.
[04/06/16 21:56:03] SynthesizerPatel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:49:13 towards level 59.
[04/07/16 16:57:00] SynthesizerPatel misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:39:44 from level 59.
[04/08/16 09:41:41] Knorr [323/337] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [664/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Knorr's clock.
[04/10/16 05:31:03] SynthesizerPatel [329/769] has come upon pfoley [119/594] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:07:01 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/11/16 16:52:18] SynthesizerPatel left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SynthesizerPatel's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/16 19:38:21] SynthesizerPatel [704/738] has challenged Tharbakery [415/488] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:59:01 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/12/16 23:57:21] SynthesizerPatel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:01:59 from level 59.
[04/13/16 01:03:00] fraq, Frogging101, and SynthesizerPatel [855/2244] have team battled MetaNova, a1291762, and Evrial [1929/2174] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/16 01:48:57] woonack [304/564] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [192/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:09:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/13/16 04:22:22] Animalia [369/387] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [425/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Animalia's clock.
[04/13/16 07:30:03] Crysters [293/410] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [54/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:10:39 is removed from Crysters's clock.
[04/13/16 10:50:40] Milquetoast [528/916] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [46/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:34:46 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[04/13/16 13:20:48] theZoMBiE [80/459] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [77/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:05 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/14/16 16:50:52] SynthesizerPatel [162/738] has come upon pfoley [215/596] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:46:58 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/14/16 17:19:40] SynthesizerPatel [419/738] has come upon m0shbear [221/608] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:29:41 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/15/16 00:52:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 7 days, 12:57:41 toward level 59.
[04/15/16 06:49:45] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:25 towards level 59.
[04/15/16 09:51:25] SynthesizerPatel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:44:54 from level 59.
[04/15/16 18:13:29] SynthesizerPatel [434/738] has challenged Sir_Lemming [457/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:02:06 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/16/16 11:11:31] SynthesizerPatel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:18:49 from level 59.
[04/16/16 13:20:13] SynthesizerPatel [421/738] has challenged Akiyuki [458/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:00:25 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/17/16 02:24:41] SynthesizerPatel [651/738] has challenged basepi [133/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:27:07 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/18/16 04:43:13] honkybonky [283/731] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [145/738] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[04/18/16 10:24:22] SynthesizerPatel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:09 towards level 59.
[04/18/16 11:51:13] Birdbones [834/981] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [210/738] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:23:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/16 13:29:30] Akiyuki, XJR-9, and SynthesizerPatel [391/1967] have team battled PBabebu, Jareeta, and Bvarne [1390/2038] and lost! 1 day, 16:29:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/16 17:39:17] sasaniak [563/672] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [580/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:31 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/18/16 23:39:03] SynthesizerPatel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:23 towards level 59.
[04/19/16 22:00:58] Darky, Cameron_D, and SynthesizerPatel [2285/2633] have team battled allo, echeese, and double [808/1644] and won! 2 days, 04:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 09:37:34] woonack, vrillusions, and Antutuuuuu [1781/2039] have team battled Bvarne, ChasedSpade, and SynthesizerPatel [207/2065] and won! 2 days, 04:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 17:16:17] SynthesizerPatel has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:59 from level 59.
[04/22/16 04:08:38] SynthesizerPatel [561/738] has challenged idisjunction [477/912] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:38 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/22/16 23:15:33] SynthesizerPatel [375/738] has challenged MetaNova [367/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:15:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/23/16 10:51:41] everbrew [180/202] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [582/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to everbrew's clock.
[04/23/16 13:20:34] robox [3/575] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [689/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:04 is added to robox's clock.
[04/23/16 22:27:43] kenyon [1264/1314] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [465/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:19:13 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/24/16 00:23:11] SynthesizerPatel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:29 towards level 59.
[04/24/16 02:25:05] SynthesizerPatel [673/738] has challenged Cypher [222/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:23 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/26/16 07:02:49] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:58 towards level 59.
[04/26/16 17:27:19] buyoq [97/348] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [495/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:29 is added to buyoq's clock.
[04/26/16 22:20:36] SynthesizerPatel [579/738] has challenged ChasedSpade [393/688] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/27/16 01:17:24] buyoq, SynthesizerPatel, and Hemera [218/1362] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Diitto, and Globalirc [541/2264] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 21:28:22] Zoddo [250/257] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [71/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/28/16 17:17:56] SynthesizerPatel, shandor, and Killerkid [2048/2308] have team battled yasdorian, zokko, and Beavis [2060/2145] and lost! 1 day, 10:10:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/16 21:56:57] KeboDK, DesertStorm, and SynthesizerPatel [987/2126] have team battled Jagon, Gmane, and odify [798/1185] and won! 0 days, 03:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/16 02:23:45] Eiam, SynthesizerPatel, and godog [36/2009] have team battled Str1ngS, Meta, and MollyMalone [706/1543] and lost! 2 days, 12:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 04:39:50] SynthesizerPatel [59/738] has challenged Plasmastar [246/337] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:53:06 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/02/16 10:10:01] SynthesizerPatel got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:44:08 from level 60.
[05/02/16 13:31:53] SynthesizerPatel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:02:24 from level 60.
[05/02/16 21:15:04] SynthesizerPatel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:00:34 from level 60.
[05/03/16 04:17:07] PiMp0r [256/371] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [605/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to PiMp0r's clock.
[05/03/16 17:54:27] SynthesizerPatel [410/742] has challenged Milquetoast [674/905] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:25:44 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/04/16 11:02:48] SynthesizerPatel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SynthesizerPatel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/16 04:14:58] MetaNova, SynthesizerPatel, brycec, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/16 22:14:31] SynthesizerPatel [679/737] has challenged Cenhinen [413/599] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:34:46 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/06/16 04:54:55] basepi, SarahD, and SynthesizerPatel [129/1595] have team battled soltys, Evrial, and h00k [969/2162] and lost! 0 days, 07:33:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 23:47:42] SynthesizerPatel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:32 towards level 60.
[05/07/16 01:39:03] SynthesizerPatel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:58 towards level 60.
[05/07/16 11:17:46] shandor [706/722] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [438/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:44 is removed from shandor's clock.
[05/10/16 10:52:15] SynthesizerPatel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:12:35 from level 60.
[05/10/16 17:56:10] shandor [296/722] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [270/737] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from shandor's clock.
[05/12/16 04:17:36] dax, Gmane, and jdb [365/1314] have team battled TauPan, SynthesizerPatel, and everbrew [1318/1467] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 07:36:18] Cypher, Avon, and damyan [1749/2876] have team battled Str1ngS, SynthesizerPatel, and Ladon [1087/1997] and won! 0 days, 18:43:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 21:02:33] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:27 towards level 60.
[05/13/16 09:39:39] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:32:21 towards level 60.
[05/13/16 14:29:15] SynthesizerPatel [356/740] has challenged Woona [30/63] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:15:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/14/16 08:41:20] PinkiePie, SarahD, and ville [598/1779] have team battled wvlf, SynthesizerPatel, and Heisenberg [649/2208] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/16 04:37:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 08:33:39 from level 60.
[05/15/16 22:46:52] zankore [441/621] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [333/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:56 is removed from zankore's clock.
[05/16/16 17:59:04] yano [146/614] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [380/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:02:22 is added to yano's clock.
[05/16/16 22:43:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 11 days, 06:09:18 toward level 60.
[05/17/16 00:42:02] GilbertErik [432/520] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [65/740] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/17/16 04:58:57] xerox123 [126/237] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [499/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to xerox123's clock.
[05/18/16 06:15:31] Eldoreth [187/211] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [422/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/19/16 04:41:47] KyloRen [314/710] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [350/740] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:04:50 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[05/19/16 22:15:19] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:13 towards level 60.
[05/20/16 19:29:56] DoomedExistence, SynthesizerPatel, and Cenhinen [998/1936] have team battled AngryParsley, Virtual, and unicron [702/2159] and won! 0 days, 04:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/16 19:31:08] dclaw123 [0/1] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [682/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[05/21/16 14:46:13] SynthesizerPatel [95/740] has challenged keeper_c [817/1170] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:24:14 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/21/16 20:36:12] SynthesizerPatel, Gatewayy, and aucg [183/2539] have team battled kier, honkybonky, and Asara [2090/2345] and lost! 6 days, 22:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/16 22:45:23] grant050 [13/633] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [453/740] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:06:00 is added to grant050's clock.
[05/22/16 00:34:59] SynthesizerPatel grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:15:00 towards level 61.
[05/22/16 03:02:31] Gmane [147/394] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [175/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Gmane's clock.
[05/22/16 10:34:47] fraq, Xenthys, and JensRex [1786/1990] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, basepi, and neuro [2067/2284] and lost! 1 day, 20:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/16 17:16:10] pico, Kalinakov, and daemoneye [673/1489] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Kable, and cjrc [256/1943] and won! 0 days, 03:38:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 19:44:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 8 days, 08:24:53 toward level 61.
[05/23/16 20:38:44] SynthesizerPatel [203/740] has challenged kier [87/796] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:52:24 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/24/16 02:38:17] SynthesizerPatel [252/740] has come upon holloway [99/500] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:18:23 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/24/16 03:32:54] SynthesizerPatel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:37 towards level 61.
[05/24/16 15:57:30] SynthesizerPatel [296/740] has come upon ville [526/751] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:02:25 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/24/16 16:39:24] Gatewayy [396/859] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [496/740] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:19:50 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[05/25/16 19:56:20] PiotrekD [68/588] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [659/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:52:33 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/26/16 02:05:49] gabriel, ElectRo, and double [689/2847] have team battled zid, SynthesizerPatel, and Zoddo [1826/1962] and lost! 2 days, 23:05:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 04:36:52] Kronos [42/405] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [609/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:20:50 is added to Kronos's clock.
[05/28/16 09:31:53] bigjay, PiMp0r, and Beavis [1256/2473] have team battled KeboDK, SynthesizerPatel, and Adar [1920/2142] and lost! 0 days, 17:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 09:04:24] SynthesizerPatel [519/740] has come upon jdb [269/611] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:37:24 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/02/16 06:49:04] SynthesizerPatel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:19:03 towards level 61.
[06/05/16 01:12:18] Lios, suterismus, and Geela [1992/2256] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Kalinakov, and sasaniak [789/1628] and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/16 13:14:58] Chuck [383/460] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [560/740] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:11:44 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/06/16 01:58:04] HeavyPodda [420/914] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [126/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:23:42 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/06/16 05:35:44] Ironhoof, SynthesizerPatel, and cjrc [163/1921] have team battled agrajag, Chuck, and nfsnobody [485/1869] and lost! 0 days, 15:37:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 11:22:01] SynthesizerPatel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! SynthesizerPatel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/16 16:09:00] SynthesizerPatel has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:35:55 from level 61.
[06/07/16 23:49:56] theZoMBiE, Regnor, and uhmmm [1426/1801] have team battled brendan, SynthesizerPatel, and OverCoder [13/2045] and won! 2 days, 03:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 15:49:01] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:15 towards level 61.
[06/08/16 18:52:45] SynthesizerPatel got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:16:31 from level 61.
[06/09/16 02:35:28] SynthesizerPatel [84/735] has come upon LordH [755/807] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:11:18 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/09/16 17:11:35] Doctor [7/1007] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [312/735] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:29:43 is added to Doctor's clock.
[06/17/16 08:59:00] vBm, argus, and MadMan [955/1483] have team battled MontyZuma, GilbertErik, and SynthesizerPatel [542/2293] and won! 0 days, 10:52:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/16 13:42:18] BURUT [91/877] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [359/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:49 is added to BURUT's clock.
[06/17/16 23:38:57] SynthesizerPatel [218/735] has challenged Scar3cr0w [44/881] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:41:23 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/18/16 06:05:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 00:06:55 from level 61.
[06/18/16 09:42:22] Frogging101 [27/452] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [417/735] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:23:48 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[06/18/16 19:51:25] torg [140/166] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [166/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to torg's clock.
[06/19/16 12:41:05] SynthesizerPatel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:56 towards level 61.
[06/20/16 07:10:30] SynthesizerPatel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:30 towards level 61.
[06/21/16 23:01:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 3 days, 00:12:22 toward level 61.
[06/23/16 01:14:10] Schmid [211/325] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [259/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Schmid's clock.
[06/24/16 03:15:45] Morgoth [0/1] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [351/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Morgoth's clock.
[06/24/16 18:38:15] SynthesizerPatel [688/735] has come upon Agusanz [27/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:26:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/25/16 01:08:58] dindinx, CornFly, and keeper_c [2468/2564] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and BURUT [1000/2148] and won! 1 day, 12:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 23:11:11] blind, SlowRiot, pants, and SynthesizerPatel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/16 11:01:55] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:51 towards level 61.
[06/28/16 20:10:38] SynthesizerPatel, vBm, and ChasedSpade [490/1816] have team battled KeboDK, Doctor, and woonack [1883/2331] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/16 22:53:01] SynthesizerPatel reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SynthesizerPatel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/16 22:20:39] MetaNova [262/470] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [676/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:26 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/30/16 10:48:29] SynthesizerPatel [601/741] has come upon Sir_Lemming [88/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[06/30/16 11:17:20] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:41 towards level 61.
[06/30/16 11:55:16] SynthesizerPatel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:11 towards level 61.
[06/30/16 23:37:01] SynthesizerPatel [189/741] has come upon Killerkid [745/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:08 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/01/16 01:57:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:29:53 from level 61.
[07/01/16 02:05:49] pico [185/409] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [634/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to pico's clock.
[07/01/16 04:32:21] SynthesizerPatel [372/794] has challenged Oooooog [332/491] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/02/16 00:19:42] SynthesizerPatel was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:25:23 towards level 62.
[07/02/16 23:50:25] SynthesizerPatel grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:12:25 towards level 62.
[07/03/16 01:38:28] Satoshi [366/769] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [9/794] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:32:56 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[07/03/16 04:09:29] Oooooog [312/491] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [560/794] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:37:42 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[07/03/16 20:08:43] naf [21/130] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [295/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to naf's clock.
[07/03/16 21:01:42] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:53:12 towards level 62.
[07/03/16 23:44:46] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:29:22 towards level 62.
[07/04/16 14:58:48] Lios, Sir_Lemming, and prime [1479/1858] have team battled KeboDK, naf, and SynthesizerPatel [503/1792] and won! 0 days, 21:11:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 16:53:39] Beavis, Boohbah, and SynthesizerPatel [2409/2533] have team battled Lowbow, Kussie, and identd [1665/1813] and won! 1 day, 07:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 19:49:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 18 days, 07:58:35 toward level 62.
[07/05/16 01:03:40] hannesenator [707/871] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [384/794] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:48:03 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[07/05/16 03:22:53] SynthesizerPatel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:27 towards level 62.
[07/05/16 10:07:00] jwon [554/689] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [331/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:33 is removed from jwon's clock.
[07/06/16 05:00:40] JensRex, Sailor_Venus, and Schmid [56/1156] have team battled arlen, SynthesizerPatel, and gabriel [2373/2979] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 00:18:58] Eiam, AbacusAvenger, and SynthesizerPatel [1614/1976] have team battled keeper_c, ElectRo, and Agusanz [1100/2523] and won! 0 days, 19:58:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 16:15:01] Agusanz, Diitto, and dwfreed [1294/2146] have team battled Regnor, SynthesizerPatel, and Cenhinen [2329/2335] and lost! 2 days, 01:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 16:16:22] SynthesizerPatel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:32 towards level 62.
[07/09/16 16:43:22] Andries [221/578] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [457/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:39:03 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/09/16 17:31:28] SynthesizerPatel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:19 towards level 62.
[07/10/16 00:46:16] SynthesizerPatel [597/794] has challenged MetaNova [383/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:13:49 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/10/16 03:25:24] SynthesizerPatel died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:25 from level 62.
[07/10/16 12:54:45] SynthesizerPatel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:15 from level 62.
[07/10/16 15:12:21] sasaniak [310/494] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [482/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:19:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/11/16 02:03:30] VoidFox [305/610] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [427/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:14:16 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[07/11/16 09:09:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 0 days, 03:06:09 toward level 62.
[07/11/16 15:10:22] SynthesizerPatel [251/794] has challenged Scar3cr0w [177/901] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/12/16 02:20:38] naf [88/339] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [81/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from naf's clock.
[07/13/16 01:45:39] Jagon [76/579] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [435/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:57:36 is added to Jagon's clock.
[07/13/16 02:15:31] SynthesizerPatel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:22 towards level 63.
[07/16/16 04:05:53] SynthesizerPatel [582/794] has challenged Heisenberg [165/667] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:54:06 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/16/16 04:27:15] SynthesizerPatel [283/794] has come upon Antutuuuuu [36/514] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:42:49 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/16/16 16:31:12] kensington, WallIdl, and Tratos [387/2185] have team battled Milquetoast, SynthesizerPatel, and Bvarne [1504/2393] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 07:49:51] Cypher [132/999] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [625/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:32 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/20/16 13:17:47] SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and MJ94 [31/2119] have team battled Bradicus, cudaman73, and Brainiac [750/1602] and lost! 0 days, 15:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 00:47:08] honkybonky, roy, and SirMonkeybox [1502/2197] have team battled fattrat, robflop, and SynthesizerPatel [2068/2072] and lost! 1 day, 01:24:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 12:12:32] SynthesizerPatel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:34:21 towards level 63.
[07/21/16 13:12:13] kangaroo [111/206] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [472/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to kangaroo's clock.
[07/22/16 07:40:40] SynthesizerPatel had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:19 towards level 63.
[07/24/16 17:19:54] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:17 towards level 63.
[07/24/16 17:40:45] SynthesizerPatel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:49 towards level 63.
[07/25/16 23:39:03] Majak [245/413] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [634/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:22:38 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/26/16 06:27:14] SynthesizerPatel, brendan, and woonack [1563/2260] have team battled Adar, GilbertErik, and Scar3cr0w [849/1778] and won! 2 days, 15:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 07:31:42] jdb, Douhet, and Kussie [1028/2073] have team battled Majak, Zye, and SynthesizerPatel [40/1657] and won! 3 days, 01:45:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 04:16:34] SynthesizerPatel [672/794] has come upon simple [88/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:44:22 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/29/16 23:23:39] SynthesizerPatel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:00:59 from level 63.
[07/30/16 01:40:52] bl4ckscor3, ChasedSpade, and zankore [1853/2024] have team battled mordac, Ttech, and SynthesizerPatel [2607/2784] and lost! 3 days, 18:23:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/16 03:56:37] SynthesizerPatel [718/794] has come upon Sailor_Venus [274/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:39:36 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/30/16 13:22:24] Pici [516/846] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [260/794] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:23 is removed from Pici's clock.
[07/30/16 20:41:18] KeboDK [660/827] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [565/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:12:41 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[07/31/16 02:37:11] SynthesizerPatel [131/794] has come upon Furry [339/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:35:37 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/31/16 22:07:39] SynthesizerPatel was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:41 towards level 63.
[08/02/16 17:53:22] SynthesizerPatel [155/794] has come upon holloway [440/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:05 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/04/16 04:41:54] simple [162/680] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [219/794] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:02:21 is added to simple's clock.
[08/05/16 00:00:51] SynthesizerPatel [466/794] has challenged SudoKing [350/683] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/06/16 06:23:15] Oooooog [389/529] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [54/797] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:08:22 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[08/06/16 18:28:04] SynthesizerPatel [640/797] has challenged Killerkid [438/894] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:56:35 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/06/16 21:20:31] rxcomm [600/809] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [362/797] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[08/07/16 21:44:32] yano, SynthesizerPatel, and jdb [1153/2059] have team battled woonack, rxcomm, and roy [923/1844] and won! 2 days, 07:40:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 22:40:35] brycec [578/859] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [578/797] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:28:28 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/08/16 22:40:35] brycec has dealt SynthesizerPatel a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:10:56 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/08/16 23:49:16] jdb [485/648] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [423/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:07:15 is removed from jdb's clock.
[08/09/16 20:13:09] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:40:04 towards level 64.
[08/09/16 23:59:17] double, SynthesizerPatel, and abra0 [349/2239] have team battled AngryParsley, dindinx, and MJ94 [706/1810] and lost! 2 days, 12:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/16 00:37:04] DongQuixote [183/249] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [604/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to DongQuixote's clock.
[08/10/16 13:06:56] Realmy [165/390] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [14/797] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[08/10/16 21:13:45] zid [276/842] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [714/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:25 is added to zid's clock.
[08/12/16 09:21:31] strugart [682/869] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [548/797] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:54 is removed from strugart's clock.
[08/12/16 19:10:32] SynthesizerPatel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:41 towards level 64.
[08/13/16 15:33:46] Tenorman, SynthesizerPatel, and ville [701/2384] have team battled naf, kork, and Sixbierehomme [381/1547] and won! 3 days, 05:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/16 18:21:13] Woona [427/471] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [559/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:20:42 is added to Woona's clock.
[08/16/16 00:41:36] PriceChild, dwfreed, SynthesizerPatel, and Cypher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 01:42:56] brendan, robflop, and SynthesizerPatel [1816/2458] have team battled zokko, cudaman73, and vrillusions [156/2055] and won! 0 days, 09:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 15:11:55] SynthesizerPatel [409/797] has challenged Diitto [859/1224] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:15 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/17/16 18:13:05] vox [423/855] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [419/797] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:32:32 is removed from vox's clock.
[08/18/16 05:22:11] Relayer [106/132] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [281/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Relayer's clock.
[08/18/16 09:09:16] MJ94, Doctor, and Firien [130/2528] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Fluttershy, and yano [633/2521] and lost! 1 day, 00:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 06:38:49] Zoddo, PersonalJ, SynthesizerPatel, and Majak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/16 12:13:57] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:51 towards level 64.
[08/22/16 04:26:08] robox, Globalirc, and SarahD [362/1870] have team battled Scaramanger, spillere, and SynthesizerPatel [788/1575] and lost! 0 days, 18:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 08:15:18] HeavyPodda [248/905] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [557/797] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:38:36 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/22/16 14:50:59] Beavis [741/1046] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [243/797] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:28:32 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/22/16 15:28:50] SynthesizerPatel [1/797] has challenged eva42 [172/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:00 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/23/16 11:33:04] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:20 towards level 64.
[08/24/16 18:47:52] stonehammer [812/820] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [622/797] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:49 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[08/26/16 09:02:01] gabriel [542/1142] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [54/797] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:38:29 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[08/26/16 09:02:01] gabriel has dealt SynthesizerPatel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:39:38 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/26/16 11:02:46] vegadark [381/443] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [599/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:28:05 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/27/16 04:54:38] simple, vox, and himuraken [1637/2034] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, keeper_c, and Babar [2602/2936] and lost! 0 days, 05:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 06:01:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:15:07 from level 64.
[08/29/16 23:41:26] simple, SynthesizerPatel, and darkmage [774/2320] have team battled PiotrekD, xa, and Satoshi [733/1665] and won! 0 days, 08:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 01:15:35] MontyZuma [767/1057] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [135/797] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:48:25 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[08/30/16 02:28:49] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:09 towards level 64.
[08/30/16 02:38:19] abra0 [794/816] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [766/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:55:01 is removed from abra0's clock.
[08/31/16 05:14:17] freeboson, SynthesizerPatel, and himuraken [255/1879] have team battled Ttech, Doctor, and XJR-9 [2513/3090] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 07:25:35] lipek [360/1192] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [20/797] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:59:25 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/31/16 11:02:24] Realmy [329/447] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [390/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:34 is added to Realmy's clock.
[09/01/16 01:18:06] SynthesizerPatel [32/797] has come upon Bvarne [551/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:42 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/01/16 04:50:13] SynthesizerPatel [152/827] has challenged Diitto [842/1174] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/03/16 08:20:27] Misza [204/933] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [77/827] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:14:12 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/03/16 17:29:10] SynthesizerPatel [557/827] has challenged kier [393/829] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:10:36 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/04/16 03:32:35] SynthesizerPatel [526/827] has challenged Ttech [455/1414] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:22:47 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/04/16 22:24:57] Satoshi, Birdbones, and SynthesizerPatel [2510/2560] have team battled Boohbah, Andries, and suterismus [2441/2644] and won! 6 days, 04:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 20:51:41] SynthesizerPatel [427/827] has come upon SchrodingersScat [325/446] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:25:50 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/06/16 11:52:16] Diitto [343/1174] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [33/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:25 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[09/06/16 13:49:55] SynthesizerPatel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:11:24 towards level 65.
[09/07/16 14:06:15] brendan [588/1011] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [184/827] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:00:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/09/16 15:11:09] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:54 towards level 65.
[09/11/16 00:40:26] KeboDK, SynthesizerPatel, stonehammer, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/16 05:31:57] SynthesizerPatel [546/827] has challenged Satoshi [638/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:40:39 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/11/16 10:33:35] SynthesizerPatel [388/827] has challenged freeboson [488/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:07:58 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/11/16 13:01:04] Agent86 [92/585] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [157/827] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:11:46 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/12/16 19:03:37] h00k [225/897] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [430/827] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:48:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/12/16 19:04:04] h00k [892/897] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [255/827] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:13:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/13/16 05:48:06] SynthesizerPatel was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:36:14 from level 65.
[09/13/16 12:50:51] CornFly [49/941] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [428/827] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:38:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/13/16 21:20:06] pants, sjefen6, and MadMan [104/1725] have team battled nikoJ, SynthesizerPatel, and Enthiendor [1148/1653] and lost! 1 day, 05:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 11:48:50] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:42 towards level 65.
[09/15/16 08:21:13] SynthesizerPatel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:24 towards level 65.
[09/16/16 04:03:52] gabriel [609/1133] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [595/827] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:37:49 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[09/16/16 16:24:03] SynthesizerPatel [132/827] has come upon freeboson [519/588] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:50:04 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/16/16 22:50:15] jenksy [327/876] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [268/827] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:08:12 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[09/17/16 17:03:43] SynthesizerPatel [735/827] has come upon Cameron_D [630/1110] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:13:21 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/19/16 00:44:37] pants [129/722] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [776/827] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:54:31 is added to pants's clock.
[09/19/16 21:52:30] SynthesizerPatel [457/827] has challenged Virtual [134/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/20/16 14:13:54] godog [23/649] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [590/827] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to godog's clock.
[09/20/16 23:01:56] darkmage [808/847] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [764/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:00 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/22/16 07:06:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 2 days, 16:02:08 toward level 65.
[09/22/16 18:25:59] brendan [104/1011] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [121/827] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/23/16 14:38:33] SynthesizerPatel [544/827] has challenged FakeWizard [32/592] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/07/16 05:48:58] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:04:40 towards level 66.
[12/07/16 07:20:00] Chuck [384/481] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [361/827] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:15:57 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/07/16 16:25:26] SynthesizerPatel, holloway, and mwhahaha [425/2042] have team battled pfoley, MrGlass, and Bradicus [353/1978] and won! 8 days, 16:37:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 02:47:28] daemoneye, Plasmastar, and SynthesizerPatel [172/1862] have team battled acsid, tspange, and Merkel [905/2181] and lost! 5 days, 18:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 11:09:10] Meta [867/905] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [638/827] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:34:41 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/08/16 17:14:05] SynthesizerPatel [515/827] has come upon Meta [416/905] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:40:44 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/08/16 22:06:38] SynthesizerPatel [176/827] has challenged MetaNova [360/434] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:08:37 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/09/16 21:43:27] sphere_au [1/181] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [386/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[12/10/16 03:18:18] SynthesizerPatel [526/827] has challenged suterismus [104/1243] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:41:13 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/10/16 17:39:08] SynthesizerPatel [826/827] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [251/661] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:18:31 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/10/16 19:24:37] SynthesizerPatel [15/827] has challenged tspange [389/957] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:36:00 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/10/16 19:53:30] Zoddo, vegadark, and Levivig [1187/1595] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, soltys, and ruan [159/1919] and won! 1 day, 03:05:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 05:30:45] pants [434/701] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [111/827] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:13:15 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/11/16 12:59:02] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:18 towards level 66.
[12/11/16 17:53:35] ville, SynthesizerPatel, and soltys [760/2276] have team battled pants, Hydrogenum, and FakeWizard [460/1798] and won! 4 days, 12:38:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 20:21:59] SynthesizerPatel [397/799] has come upon Xenthys [100/665] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:20:35 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/12/16 21:05:27] stonehammer, HeavyPodda, and SynthesizerPatel [1115/2663] have team battled Bkid, torg, and kenyon [1658/2141] and lost! 2 days, 01:36:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 04:56:23] Levivig [547/553] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [275/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:34 is removed from Levivig's clock.
[12/13/16 21:24:13] colints [148/399] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [437/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to colints's clock.
[12/14/16 12:43:04] SynthesizerPatel [719/799] has come upon blizgerg [608/843] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:46:30 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/14/16 20:36:23] SynthesizerPatel [95/799] has come upon arlen [645/693] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:12:32 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/14/16 23:02:00] SynthesizerPatel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:47:57 from level 66.
[12/16/16 21:24:28] SynthesizerPatel [231/799] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [478/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:07 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/18/16 17:22:08] SynthesizerPatel, Captain_Chaos, and Evrial [29/1854] have team battled Heisenberg, pagz, and Euronur [357/1615] and lost! 2 days, 13:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 19:34:22] agrajag, Killerkid, and AbrahamLinksys [2052/2460] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, AngryParsley, and pfoley [649/2241] and won! 5 days, 20:34:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 22:35:29] SynthesizerPatel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:39 from level 66.
[12/19/16 14:22:58] zankore [709/774] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [551/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:04:30 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/20/16 17:29:40] JensRex, pixelate, and Zye [189/1946] have team battled zokko, SynthesizerPatel, and Xethron [1177/2119] and lost! 0 days, 11:38:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/16 00:45:31] dclaw123, brycec, and Merkel [2271/2499] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, idisjunction, and gabriel [1651/3062] and won! 0 days, 04:21:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/16 12:24:23] SynthesizerPatel [41/799] has challenged double [302/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:20:17 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[12/24/16 10:13:27] suterismus [239/1262] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [681/799] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:32:27 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/24/16 10:32:09] agrajag [493/769] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [447/799] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:26:34 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[12/24/16 11:20:07] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:54 towards level 66.
[12/24/16 12:43:46] SynthesizerPatel got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:20:15 from level 66.
[12/24/16 13:22:45] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:53 towards level 66.
[12/24/16 22:54:59] NeuralMiner [216/477] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [93/799] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/25/16 04:41:10] Levivig, Realmy, and freeboson [1879/2203] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, SirMonkeybox, and Majak [1446/1971] and won! 1 day, 12:34:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 13:27:48] SynthesizerPatel, PinkiePie, and Babar [559/2503] have team battled yasdorian, Relayer, and Pithlit [1117/1661] and lost! 1 day, 01:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/16 07:57:52] pants, Str1ngS, and JensRex [1937/2016] have team battled Mateusz, vegadark, and SynthesizerPatel [609/2086] and won! 2 days, 09:23:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/17 08:38:19] SynthesizerPatel [549/799] has challenged mordac [577/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:26 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/14/17 12:28:32] SynthesizerPatel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:08 towards level 66.
[01/14/17 14:31:16] AbacusAvenger [685/817] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [12/799] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[01/14/17 21:02:01] Asara [368/1128] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [31/799] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:43:53 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/15/17 17:50:11] SynthesizerPatel [735/799] has challenged Bkid [611/658] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:55:24 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/17/17 08:48:43] woonack, khmerboy, and ville [520/1543] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, MJ94, and CornFly [308/2635] and won! 0 days, 15:42:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 04:48:36] WallIdl [698/808] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [486/799] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[01/19/17 18:28:36] SynthesizerPatel left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SynthesizerPatel's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/17 01:45:50] SynthesizerPatel [190/771] has challenged pixelate [168/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:29:49 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/23/17 00:54:45] qbit [249/405] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [599/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to qbit's clock.
[01/23/17 12:34:48] vegadark, SynthesizerPatel, and Furry [1778/1878] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, SN4T14, and kenyon [1885/2566] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/17 23:02:18] SynthesizerPatel [262/771] has challenged brycec [132/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:41:11 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/24/17 05:02:24] SynthesizerPatel, Darky, and SudoKing [879/2321] have team battled theemstra, Pithlit, and Mithkabob [365/1724] and won! 0 days, 10:54:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/17 04:59:50] Cameron_D, Evrial, Zye, and SynthesizerPatel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/17 09:10:35] SynthesizerPatel [171/771] has come upon yano [237/427] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:52 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/25/17 13:09:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 0 days, 02:01:10 toward level 66.
[01/25/17 18:54:25] SynthesizerPatel [223/771] has challenged theemstra [65/733] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/26/17 02:13:04] Grums [39/86] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [210/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Grums's clock.
[01/26/17 08:23:09] SynthesizerPatel [27/771] has challenged Satoshi [711/783] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:48:52 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/27/17 04:55:03] Iri [38/383] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [464/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:24:33 is added to Iri's clock.
[01/27/17 13:33:35] SynthesizerPatel [596/771] has challenged hannesenator [873/914] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:49:13 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/29/17 03:26:35] RBecker, khmerboy, and Bokkie [485/1704] have team battled vox, RedW, and SynthesizerPatel [1015/2748] and lost! 0 days, 17:46:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 04:58:56] Crazycatlady, eva42, and SynthesizerPatel [64/2569] have team battled Zye, Hydrogenum, and PinkiePie [1844/1853] and lost! 2 days, 00:04:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/17 04:35:10] MetaNova, lipek, and Zoddo [518/2235] have team battled AbacusAvenger, aucg, and SynthesizerPatel [326/2566] and won! 4 days, 19:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 14:45:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 17:01:19 from level 67.
[02/02/17 22:55:30] Ironhoof, irix, and zankore [1610/2624] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, hannesenator, and FakeWizard [2434/2446] and lost! 0 days, 10:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/17 10:02:20] stvc [47/275] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [612/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to stvc's clock.
[02/05/17 22:18:52] SynthesizerPatel [58/771] has come upon XJR-9 [211/675] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:25:14 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/06/17 03:45:30] SynthesizerPatel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:25:05 towards level 67.
[02/06/17 08:20:12] SynthesizerPatel [13/771] has challenged SlowRiot [482/911] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:55:07 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/06/17 10:09:08] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:01:44 towards level 67.
[02/07/17 12:59:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 31 days, 13:34:00 toward level 67.
[02/08/17 01:30:53] SynthesizerPatel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:17:52 towards level 67.
[02/09/17 14:29:50] Heisenberg, irix, and pants [39/2628] have team battled Realmy, SynthesizerPatel, and LordH [1172/2772] and lost! 3 days, 13:46:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/17 02:52:19] holloway [394/666] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [275/771] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:32:28 is removed from holloway's clock.
[02/11/17 05:16:26] LordH [621/960] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [197/771] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:50:16 is removed from LordH's clock.
[02/11/17 20:14:03] SynthesizerPatel, PiotrekD, and vrillusions [1386/2438] have team battled Agent86, ruan, and Evrial [1024/1528] and won! 0 days, 10:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 09:11:10] dindinx [163/431] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [527/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:10 is added to dindinx's clock.
[02/14/17 13:53:15] SynthesizerPatel [168/771] has come upon stvc [252/303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:14 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/16/17 04:53:05] SynthesizerPatel [40/771] has come upon XJR-9 [47/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:17:57 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/16/17 08:38:30] sphere_au [229/378] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [110/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:43:58 is removed from sphere_au's clock.
[02/16/17 09:10:07] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:39:38 towards level 67.
[02/16/17 11:36:55] himuraken [173/524] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [201/771] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:57:05 is added to himuraken's clock.
[02/16/17 14:40:32] SynthesizerPatel [543/781] has challenged kier [443/864] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:34:34 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/16/17 21:06:21] SynthesizerPatel [539/781] has come upon glook [443/537] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:06:00 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/16/17 23:32:52] SynthesizerPatel misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:10 from level 67.
[02/17/17 05:59:36] Iri [384/413] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [196/781] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:51:31 is removed from Iri's clock.
[02/17/17 15:57:54] Gatewayy [480/794] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [536/781] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:20:47 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[02/17/17 21:51:54] SynthesizerPatel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:03 towards level 67.
[02/18/17 01:35:15] petrichor [195/623] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [35/781] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:00:31 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[02/18/17 12:02:13] SynthesizerPatel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:02 towards level 67.
[02/19/17 14:13:18] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:39 towards level 67.
[02/19/17 17:07:21] Boohbah, sjefen6, and JensRex [394/2062] have team battled bl4ckscor3, SynthesizerPatel, and KeboDK [323/2190] and won! 1 day, 18:00:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/17 22:03:11] SynthesizerPatel saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:18:37 from level 67.
[02/20/17 18:20:48] SynthesizerPatel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:49 towards level 67.
[02/21/17 03:45:14] Yonderhooligan [194/207] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [1/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from Yonderhooligan's clock.
[02/21/17 08:18:29] Adar [540/554] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [58/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:21:59 is removed from Adar's clock.
[02/22/17 08:02:24] SynthesizerPatel bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:51 from level 67.
[02/23/17 08:33:47] SynthesizerPatel [673/781] has challenged SchrodingersScat [16/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:49:50 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[02/23/17 08:39:52] SynthesizerPatel [392/781] has come upon Doctor [157/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:22 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/23/17 03:44:30] Akiyuki [202/587] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [706/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:11:31 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[03/23/17 23:10:35] SynthesizerPatel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:31 towards level 67.
[03/24/17 16:47:16] SynthesizerPatel sharpened the edge of his weapon! SynthesizerPatel's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/17 23:55:52] SynthesizerPatel, CornFly, and PriceChild [744/2378] have team battled dwfreed, Birdbones, and fattrat [2509/2576] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 08:07:03] SynthesizerPatel [337/1045] has challenged bootdisk [593/635] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/27/17 18:46:58] pants, woonack, and osannatas [1023/1797] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, JuanMaestro, and SynthesizerPatel [1700/2061] and lost! 1 day, 05:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 10:17:58] damyan, Tenorman, and Bvarne [554/2764] have team battled qbit, SynthesizerPatel, and Eldoreth [1189/2203] and lost! 4 days, 13:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 19:14:17] SynthesizerPatel [794/1045] has come upon Agent86 [261/586] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:26:15 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/29/17 09:11:39] SirMonkeybox [814/918] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [88/1045] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:04 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/29/17 11:01:03] Meta [753/907] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [550/1045] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:12:32 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/03/17 23:41:54] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:11:49 towards level 68.
[04/04/17 06:34:09] SynthesizerPatel was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:13:46 from level 68.
[04/04/17 17:07:55] SynthesizerPatel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:56:53 towards level 68.
[04/04/17 21:37:38] SynthesizerPatel [323/1045] has challenged zid [598/843] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:28:26 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/05/17 10:40:17] SynthesizerPatel, max, and gollum [1389/2175] have team battled AbacusAvenger, AngryParsley, and Herb_Tarlek [2448/2450] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/17 11:41:58] pfoley [359/640] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [27/1045] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:33:32 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[04/05/17 21:55:34] SynthesizerPatel [466/1045] has come upon Darky [675/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:44:53 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/06/17 11:28:21] SynthesizerPatel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:29:15 towards level 68.
[04/08/17 04:08:07] SynthesizerPatel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:58:44 from level 68.
[04/09/17 01:09:53] holloway [310/822] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [998/1045] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:05:36 is added to holloway's clock.
[04/09/17 17:13:11] SynthesizerPatel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:55:19 towards level 68.
[04/09/17 23:25:36] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:02 towards level 68.
[04/11/17 06:29:29] SynthesizerPatel [491/1045] has challenged Mateusz [662/827] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:51:53 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/12/17 01:36:23] kenyon [280/904] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [524/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:39:52 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/12/17 09:39:21] SynthesizerPatel [322/1045] has challenged blizgerg [189/866] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:31:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/13/17 16:14:26] SynthesizerPatel [152/1045] has come upon Taffer [15/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:57:02 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/14/17 10:49:00] SynthesizerPatel [673/1045] has come upon arlen [664/884] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:58:06 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/16/17 06:40:04] unicron, canton7, and WallIdl [1171/2466] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, ohnx, and MadMan [5/2413] and won! 3 days, 07:42:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/17 17:24:56] shymega [366/512] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [750/1045] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:44:57 is added to shymega's clock.
[04/17/17 13:34:58] Sixbierehomme, CornFly, and Gatewayy [65/2442] have team battled Andries, kenyon, and SynthesizerPatel [1561/2722] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 15:35:57] Hodor [2/522] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [559/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:48 is added to Hodor's clock.
[04/18/17 01:09:48] IdleMaster [496/546] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [629/1045] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:07:42 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/18/17 05:37:13] Globalirc [398/704] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [42/1045] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/19/17 04:16:22] SynthesizerPatel [319/1045] has come upon NoodleCake [394/788] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:27:08 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/19/17 16:30:51] SynthesizerPatel was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:06 towards level 68.
[04/19/17 22:00:07] SynthesizerPatel [451/1045] has come upon kensington [477/628] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:45:21 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/20/17 07:00:59] SynthesizerPatel set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:56:57 from level 68.
[04/20/17 22:22:08] SynthesizerPatel, gollum, and D.Va [17/1836] have team battled ncarl747, Euronur, and Sixbierehomme [1242/2084] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/17 03:15:31] SlowRiot [86/944] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [560/1045] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:37:30 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/24/17 21:07:54] SynthesizerPatel, Atan, and Xenthys [600/2065] have team battled zid, Bvarne, and vegadark [20/1935] and won! 0 days, 04:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 20:26:41] shymega, HeavyPodda, and Herb_Tarlek [1609/1954] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, PersonalJ, and Lnk [1322/2242] and won! 0 days, 06:51:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 23:46:52] SynthesizerPatel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:33 towards level 68.
[04/28/17 07:42:57] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:17 towards level 68.
[04/29/17 09:43:44] tmberg [434/880] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [270/1045] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:50:12 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/02/17 07:04:57] SynthesizerPatel had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:43 towards level 68.
[05/02/17 22:46:42] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:36 towards level 68.
[05/03/17 15:16:48] SynthesizerPatel, Sir_Lemming, and Avon [1742/3076] have team battled Hydrogenum, mordac, and holloway [1985/2063] and lost! 1 day, 01:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 20:19:39] SynthesizerPatel got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:11:11 from level 68.
[05/05/17 02:44:57] Brady [61/326] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [58/1045] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from Brady's clock.
[05/05/17 09:26:42] LordH, SynthesizerPatel, and dtype [1577/2775] have team battled elf, SirMonkeybox, and Mithkabob [2264/2322] and lost! 0 days, 17:49:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/17 13:24:50] SynthesizerPatel [316/1045] has challenged PiotrekD [178/663] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:13:47 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/06/17 19:47:53] SynthesizerPatel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:38 towards level 68.
[05/07/17 12:33:25] SynthesizerPatel [738/1045] has challenged sjefen6 [240/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:37:42 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/08/17 12:42:32] Evrial [510/716] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [804/1045] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:13:23 is added to Evrial's clock.
[05/09/17 09:08:35] D.Va [220/427] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [496/1045] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:13 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/09/17 14:10:12] prime [40/506] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [314/1045] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to prime's clock.
[05/10/17 22:28:03] Realmy, XJR-9, and D.Va [869/2223] have team battled Satoshi, SynthesizerPatel, and Lim [2004/2153] and lost! 1 day, 16:02:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/17 21:33:05] SynthesizerPatel [968/1045] has challenged ToHellWithGA [300/447] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/12/17 06:16:00] SynthesizerPatel [293/1045] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [1004/1046] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:31 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/14/17 10:46:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 21 days, 03:09:41 toward level 69.
[05/15/17 00:12:30] RBecker [684/786] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [559/1045] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:05:20 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/15/17 03:16:43] soltys [472/554] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [6/1045] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/17/17 12:49:50] Agent86 [337/642] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [689/1045] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:47:47 is added to Agent86's clock.
[05/17/17 16:43:08] Sundance, Ttech, and SynthesizerPatel [1198/3257] have team battled vox, alexj, and Globalirc [2077/2252] and lost! 1 day, 02:51:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/17 14:14:33] SynthesizerPatel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:37:49 from level 69.
[05/19/17 16:46:59] SynthesizerPatel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:15 towards level 69.
[05/20/17 08:05:21] SynthesizerPatel [770/1045] has come upon ToHellWithGA [438/452] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:33:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/20/17 09:11:17] SynthesizerPatel misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:20 from level 69.
[05/20/17 16:43:04] SynthesizerPatel [249/1045] has come upon jstg [432/685] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:26:40 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/21/17 20:14:24] SpikeX [226/241] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [728/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[05/22/17 10:16:02] dodobrain [438/889] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [94/1045] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:53:18 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[05/23/17 09:10:30] SynthesizerPatel reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! SynthesizerPatel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/17 00:41:13] holloway, SynthesizerPatel, and rxcomm [246/2625] have team battled J, Mithkabob, and Grums [1446/1546] and lost! 2 days, 15:42:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 22:45:37] SynthesizerPatel [0/1052] has come upon LegendaryQ [147/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:10:10 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/24/17 23:12:00] SynthesizerPatel [631/1052] has come upon Asara [1016/1134] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:00:03 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[05/25/17 23:34:44] alexj [71/496] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [232/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:18:49 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/27/17 08:49:00] darkmage, SynthesizerPatel, and AncalagonThBlack [1423/2473] have team battled rxcomm, suterismus, and grooverider [101/3188] and won! 0 days, 08:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 12:34:22] SynthesizerPatel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:06 towards level 69.
[05/28/17 00:38:17] theZoMBiE, KingQuackers, and brendan [604/2687] have team battled everbrew, SynthesizerPatel, and Sixbierehomme [865/2473] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 08:33:35] robox, Andries, and SynthesizerPatel [1423/2498] have team battled Firien, X-Ray, and kensington [1543/1962] and lost! 5 days, 10:25:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 06:19:45] Mrs.BigHead [151/573] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [133/1052] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[06/28/17 07:21:21] kenyon [656/702] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [960/1052] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:27:49 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/30/17 12:15:23] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:30 towards level 69.
[07/01/17 00:36:42] SynthesizerPatel [770/1052] has challenged Misza [94/902] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:22:04 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/01/17 02:05:08] SynthesizerPatel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:17 towards level 69.
[07/01/17 14:10:56] Reilly [209/428] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [1042/1052] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:26:45 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/02/17 09:56:06] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:15:50 towards level 69.
[07/03/17 17:18:55] Boohbah [303/768] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [728/1052] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:55:20 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[07/07/17 01:23:56] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:38 towards level 69.
[07/08/17 08:55:35] Sixbierehomme, vox, and shandor [2032/2417] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, idisjunction, and Majak [2000/2721] and won! 3 days, 05:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 12:05:40] SynthesizerPatel [86/1052] has challenged jstg [204/696] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:06 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/08/17 18:30:05] sjefen6, Sixbierehomme, and SynthesizerPatel [778/2203] have team battled Doctor, borsin, and rxcomm [411/2525] and won! 2 days, 16:17:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 21:14:59] osannatas [92/670] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [432/1052] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:20 is added to osannatas's clock.
[07/09/17 04:02:00] SynthesizerPatel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:22:49 from level 69.
[07/11/17 13:50:54] hhes [60/480] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [453/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to hhes's clock.
[07/12/17 01:03:40] Brady, SynthesizerPatel, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1748/2096] have team battled Chuck, adamchainz, and suterismus [2161/2397] and lost! 1 day, 00:00:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/17 19:29:54] dindinx, SynthesizerPatel, and Mateusz [68/2411] have team battled Agent86, uhmmm, and dodobrain [101/2061] and lost! 1 day, 21:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 13:48:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 1 day, 03:59:48 toward level 69.
[07/14/17 16:20:59] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and IndigoTiger [1472/2573] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Globalirc, and Bradicus [1897/2415] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 14:41:31] SynthesizerPatel [679/1055] has challenged ToHellWithGA [36/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:27:18 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/16/17 09:18:42] AbacusAvenger [263/869] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [319/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:20 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[07/17/17 11:16:39] Doctor [783/966] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [445/1055] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:35:55 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[07/17/17 11:40:50] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:04 towards level 69.
[07/18/17 09:46:10] SynthesizerPatel, IdleMaster, and csssuf [738/2013] have team battled Brainiac, brycec, and mordac [290/2414] and won! 0 days, 08:06:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 23:28:40] SynthesizerPatel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:30 towards level 69.
[07/21/17 06:27:15] SynthesizerPatel [595/1055] has challenged Globalirc [276/720] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/22/17 04:59:25] IdleMaster [508/573] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [82/1055] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/23/17 03:15:44] Boohbah [685/768] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [722/1055] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[07/23/17 06:54:24] MetaNova [169/595] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [381/1055] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:25:26 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/24/17 00:39:08] TauPan, SynthesizerPatel, and Sixbierehomme [282/2154] have team battled himuraken, kork, and MJ94 [121/2049] and won! 7 days, 20:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 18:45:59] SynthesizerPatel had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:06:06 towards level 70.
[07/27/17 12:53:23] dclaw123, Tenorman, and Sixbierehomme [1935/2399] have team battled V`ger, SynthesizerPatel, and Adar [18/1804] and won! 1 day, 18:31:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 16:54:58] LordH, valdur55, and Crazycatlady [1240/2290] have team battled Fattyeater, arlen, and SynthesizerPatel [2189/2509] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/17 05:29:21] SirMonkeybox [331/928] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [317/1055] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:58:48 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/29/17 16:36:28] SynthesizerPatel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:16 towards level 70.
[07/30/17 04:48:19] SynthesizerPatel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:50:46 from level 70.
[07/30/17 09:11:07] qbit, SynthesizerPatel, and Adar [506/2322] have team battled dan, ohnx, and Furry [754/2023] and lost! 3 days, 17:12:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 06:32:53] mustek [404/688] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [914/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to mustek's clock.
[07/31/17 18:26:44] Adar [194/547] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [989/1055] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:10:47 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/01/17 02:47:36] dwfreed [29/507] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [811/1055] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:58:07 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/01/17 04:50:30] brycec, Khorne, and Globalirc [274/1877] have team battled MetaNova, SynthesizerPatel, and rxcomm [570/2645] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 12:59:28] SynthesizerPatel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:08:27 towards level 70.
[08/06/17 06:10:27] dwfreed, Bradicus, and manish17xxx [15/1898] have team battled pixelate, ncarl747, and SynthesizerPatel [404/2250] and lost! 5 days, 02:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 17:54:55] dclaw123 [336/888] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [846/1055] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:33:16 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[08/07/17 05:03:42] m0shbear [183/657] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [899/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:31 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[08/07/17 11:37:12] meffe, theZoMBiE, and AbacusAvenger [1864/2204] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Sundance, and lipek [688/2960] and won! 0 days, 05:32:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 23:47:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 01:10:42 from level 70.
[08/09/17 06:13:02] Xenthys [31/555] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [351/1055] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:32:43 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/09/17 08:39:48] SynthesizerPatel lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:00:46 from level 70.
[08/10/17 22:42:37] Dork_Knight [87/342] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [237/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:09 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/11/17 12:19:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SynthesizerPatel 7 days, 06:39:49 toward level 70.
[08/11/17 16:53:42] cirdan [303/848] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [226/1055] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:04:56 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[08/12/17 05:04:55] Realmy [981/1043] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [800/1055] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:12:39 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[08/12/17 06:03:04] IdleMaster, LegendaryQ, and Firien [930/1883] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Ttech, and Sundance [1193/3304] and lost! 2 days, 05:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 06:41:52] Asara [751/1168] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [297/1055] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:34:33 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/14/17 20:44:32] Iri [487/551] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [137/1055] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:43:51 is removed from Iri's clock.
[08/15/17 09:09:43] Psilocybe [349/710] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [493/1055] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:48:59 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/15/17 17:05:24] osannatas, Misza, and SynthesizerPatel [1501/2878] have team battled Fluttershy, Darky, and HeavyPodda [534/2918] and won! 1 day, 10:46:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 18:50:29] awgh [244/576] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [520/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:07 is added to awgh's clock.
[08/16/17 19:20:41] SynthesizerPatel, Boohbah, and uhmmm [412/2427] have team battled vegadark, borsin, and qbit [868/1931] and lost! 1 day, 01:12:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 14:04:11] sjefen6 [405/413] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [347/1055] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:37:45 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/18/17 14:28:30] Fattyeater [76/543] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [801/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:40:44 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/18/17 16:44:08] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:05 towards level 70.
[08/19/17 11:16:00] Mateusz, SynthesizerPatel, and ruan [1192/2431] have team battled holloway, dclaw123, and ville [20/2398] and won! 2 days, 12:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 14:20:36] jamesl [6/14] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [147/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to jamesl's clock.
[08/20/17 17:38:05] himuraken [400/885] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [101/1055] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:28:27 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[08/21/17 15:23:47] shandor, XenGi, and SynthesizerPatel [396/2558] have team battled Chuck, darkmage, and qbit [2305/2611] and lost! 2 days, 08:14:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/17 13:59:39] Azerothian [87/389] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [173/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:30:38 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[08/23/17 11:08:14] SynthesizerPatel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:27 towards level 70.
[08/24/17 23:29:43] Agent86 [63/599] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [341/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:59:59 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/25/17 06:02:29] Mars, sunri5e, and Cameron_D [257/2240] have team battled sjefen6, zid, and SynthesizerPatel [1689/2347] and lost! 0 days, 17:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/17 06:30:58] SynthesizerPatel [580/1055] has challenged Kylie [250/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:37 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/25/17 12:32:02] SynthesizerPatel [752/1055] has challenged alexj [547/573] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:27:27 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/26/17 14:33:44] SynthesizerPatel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:23 towards level 70.
[08/28/17 16:00:01] yang [308/323] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [529/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to yang's clock.
[08/29/17 00:28:48] SynthesizerPatel, djm, Mithkabob, and hannesenator have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/17 07:03:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SynthesizerPatel with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:14:17 from level 70.
[08/30/17 10:06:46] J, Taffer, and Andries [308/2156] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and droogie [711/2862] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 21:11:17] SynthesizerPatel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:11 towards level 70.
[08/31/17 08:27:19] eva42, darkmage, and Kylie [2045/2630] have team battled IdleMaster, SynthesizerPatel, and MrGlass [2337/2384] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/17 11:50:46] SynthesizerPatel [342/1055] has challenged neurospex [519/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:37 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/31/17 13:14:37] jamesl, SynthesizerPatel, and noother [1001/1721] have team battled IndigoTiger, freeboson, and arlen [2057/2763] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/17 15:07:23] SynthesizerPatel [724/1055] has challenged Ttech [319/1539] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:40:24 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/31/17 19:19:34] SynthesizerPatel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:56:03 towards level 71.
[09/01/17 08:05:04] DalaiLamer [157/354] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [439/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:57 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[09/02/17 04:48:24] ehjax, dindinx, and Ironhoof [500/2045] have team battled soltys, Xenthys, and SynthesizerPatel [905/2153] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/17 05:09:00] david, yano, and SynthesizerPatel [1594/1800] have team battled Euronur, bootdisk, and spillere [916/2110] and won! 0 days, 05:10:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 08:15:52] SynthesizerPatel [371/1055] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [618/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:25:40 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/05/17 04:10:18] SynthesizerPatel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:26 towards level 71.
[09/05/17 14:28:31] Mithkabob [482/556] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [472/1055] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:52:11 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[09/05/17 17:29:02] SynthesizerPatel [156/1055] has challenged Malvolio [146/312] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:57:07 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/16/17 19:28:51] SynthesizerPatel [1000/1055] has challenged m0shbear [118/770] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:47:31 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[10/16/17 20:23:47] SynthesizerPatel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:51 towards level 71.
[10/17/17 10:12:40] jstg, Boulder, and Eldoreth [203/2357] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, vrillusions, and IndigoTiger [2343/3108] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 00:55:12] SynthesizerPatel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:10:20 towards level 71.
[10/18/17 02:20:49] SynthesizerPatel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:59:55 from level 71.