Player Info

User: Taffer
Class: Crypto-Dog Trainer
Admin?: No
Level: 71
Next level: 15 days, 16:50:42
Status: Offline
Host: Taffer!~Taffer@207.107.155.44
Account Created: Mon Feb 25 10:30:27 2013
Last login: Thu Nov 8 07:30:23 2018
Total time idled: 652 days, 01:48:48
Current position: [452,191]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 45
boots: 31
charm: 42
gloves: 42
helm: 68 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 0
ring: 49
shield: 29
tunic: 80
weapon: 27

sum: 413

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 6 days, 03:48:12
part: 6 days, 01:06:15
quest: 20 days, 09:51:07
quit: 111 days, 01:58:40

total: 143 days, 16:44:14

Character Modifiers

[06/26/08 06:50:23] Taffer [3/4] has challenged cef [114/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/26/08 08:13:10] Taffer [25/28] has challenged noflash [932/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/26/08 10:38:40] Taffer [10/61] has challenged Zergus [572/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/26/08 11:34:26] Taffer [58/72] has challenged miraage [151/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/26/08 12:38:31] Taffer [63/72] has challenged fuckyeah [82/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/26/08 15:12:05] Taffer [50/93] has challenged Faegwath [408/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/27/08 01:58:47] Taffer [19/117] has challenged Zergus [298/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/27/08 09:16:39] Taffer [23/130] has challenged boothbyd [362/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/27/08 13:56:50] Taffer [117/130] has challenged HE [436/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/28/08 01:26:22] Taffer [1/170] has challenged FakeAngel [163/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/28/08 09:02:36] Taffer [178/196] has challenged Carlos [255/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/28/08 17:29:57] Taffer [54/196] has challenged Myon [297/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/29/08 03:34:57] Taffer [63/196] has challenged thot [396/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/29/08 15:07:25] Taffer [182/196] has challenged jer [208/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/30/08 04:34:08] Taffer [61/204] has challenged Scumie [511/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/30/08 20:01:17] Taffer [94/219] has challenged PiecesOfNine [121/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/30/08 23:54:58] Alfie, iViLe, and Bender [1002/2168] have team battled Taffer, StarDestroyer, and Eraos [485/1232] and won! 0 days, 11:25:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/08 04:47:46] pravus, VxD, and FreeBeak [779/2230] have team battled Taffer, FakeAngel, and Alfie [174/2053] and won! 2 days, 14:05:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/08 09:31:22] bushAndHisPony [167/434] has challenged Taffer [138/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:56 is removed from bushAndHisPony's clock.
[07/02/08 07:03:16] Taffer [145/219] has challenged greycat [455/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/02/08 10:45:44] JenkemLord [9/298] has challenged Taffer [161/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to JenkemLord's clock.
[07/03/08 01:18:16] jer [504/684] has come upon Taffer [176/219] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:27:49 is removed from jer's clock.
[07/03/08 05:06:25] Taffer [73/226] has challenged cybersystem [369/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/04/08 14:42:04] Taffer [249/258] has challenged ToYKillAS [308/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/05/08 01:57:15] sniegol [179/186] has challenged Taffer [256/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to sniegol's clock.
[07/05/08 19:33:27] Taffer [58/258] has challenged Ol'M00sato [12/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/06/08 11:35:46] Taffer was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:57 from level 36.
[07/06/08 22:41:38] Taffer [115/260] has challenged Bacon [237/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/07/08 10:41:29] greycat [506/806] has challenged Taffer [258/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:00:45 is removed from greycat's clock.
[07/08/08 11:59:40] Taffer [253/284] has challenged Zylche [383/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/08/08 13:22:04] Manos, iViLe, and th00ry [1330/2105] have team battled felipe, death, and Taffer [1062/1261] and won! 0 days, 11:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/08 16:56:00] ToYKillAS [123/477] has come upon Taffer [187/284] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:18:32 is added to ToYKillAS's clock.
[07/10/08 00:46:31] Taffer found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:11 towards level 38.
[07/10/08 04:51:56] Taffer found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:16 towards level 38.
[07/10/08 09:30:26] sniegol [160/259] has challenged Taffer [220/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to sniegol's clock.
[07/10/08 12:06:33] Taffer [268/284] has challenged Carlos [148/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/10/08 21:23:21] Spiff, FreeBeak, and red_ag [324/1897] have team battled Taffer, pravus, and skinp [738/1410] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/08 01:34:06] Taffer fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Taffer's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/08 06:34:03] Taffer [244/300] has challenged Nythain [236/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/13/08 00:05:56] greycat, corben, and Taffer [636/1397] have team battled DeSnajpa, morgamic, and Ttech [552/1555] and won! 0 days, 01:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/08 07:51:47] Taffer [125/317] has challenged keeper_c [4/692] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/14/08 13:54:20] abzde [146/251] has challenged Taffer [183/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to abzde's clock.
[07/15/08 07:05:05] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:35 towards level 41.
[07/15/08 23:56:52] Juggaloon [10/476] has challenged Taffer [156/317] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:30:40 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[07/16/08 01:57:00] DrDick [351/819] has challenged Taffer [280/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:41:42 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[07/16/08 09:11:24] Taffer [122/327] has challenged Moo [206/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/16/08 22:34:10] Taffer [293/327] has come upon Zergus [569/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:47 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/17/08 08:04:01] Cenhinen [488/963] has challenged Taffer [241/327] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:02:12 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[07/19/08 12:46:47] Bojangles [2/8] has challenged Taffer [155/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Bojangles's clock.
[07/19/08 14:26:23] Taffer was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:01 from level 42.
[07/19/08 20:52:51] Taffer, sysdef, and Krowa [26/1235] have team battled Spiff, praetorian, and Geso [159/1656] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/08 01:32:03] Taffer [230/327] has challenged Carlos [302/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/20/08 05:41:11] Taffer found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:17 towards level 43.
[07/21/08 05:16:47] dirkson [25/33] has challenged Taffer [126/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to dirkson's clock.
[07/22/08 02:50:37] Taffer was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:29 from level 43.
[07/22/08 08:29:50] suiside [132/320] has come upon Taffer [290/327] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:56 is added to suiside's clock.
[07/22/08 17:28:06] Bojangles [36/254] has challenged Taffer [288/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Bojangles's clock.
[07/22/08 21:56:38] Taffer [193/327] has come upon sid77 [686/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:36 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/23/08 01:13:13] Faegwath [156/509] has challenged Taffer [281/327] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:14:19 is added to Faegwath's clock.
[07/23/08 19:13:54] Taffer [197/327] has challenged betterworld [632/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/24/08 02:34:36] betterworld, LordLandon, and infi [428/1874] have team battled Eraos, Taffer, and Armagon [86/1183] and won! 0 days, 08:41:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/08 23:49:30] felipe, Taffer, and nohar [604/2087] have team battled ysabet, Eraos, and jetskijoe [1236/1694] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/08 19:21:27] simmy [8/664] has challenged Taffer [285/327] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:58:59 is added to simmy's clock.
[07/28/08 08:29:36] Moo [164/377] has come upon Taffer [103/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:13 is removed from Moo's clock.
[07/28/08 16:23:59] Taffer [311/339] has challenged Bacon [225/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/29/08 10:44:34] bah [184/333] has challenged Taffer [72/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from bah's clock.
[07/29/08 20:21:10] DarkElf, Genesis, and koszik [1/966] have team battled SpongeBob, Taffer, and Eraos [1232/1322] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/08 15:59:30] thill [1/4] has challenged Taffer [212/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to thill's clock.
[08/01/08 17:59:44] jetskijoe, Babar, and zorglub [159/1503] have team battled Taffer, r0b, and sal [243/1780] and lost! 0 days, 06:36:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/08 23:30:15] Bojangles [144/359] has come upon Taffer [279/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:29 is added to Bojangles's clock.
[08/02/08 08:31:08] kloeri [286/796] has challenged Taffer [228/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:15:57 is removed from kloeri's clock.
[08/02/08 17:06:40] Taffer [281/497] has challenged Bender [531/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/03/08 03:21:12] Taffer died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:06:42 from level 46.
[08/03/08 23:33:50] Taffer [467/497] has challenged Zylche [209/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:49:35 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/04/08 07:43:14] commandr [0/1] has challenged Taffer [216/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to commandr's clock.
[08/05/08 11:01:23] Taffer, sal, and Babar [473/1853] have team battled fx, Krowa, and Bacon [1194/1636] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/08 08:43:22] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:42 towards level 46.
[08/06/08 18:56:28] idler [219/437] has challenged Taffer [143/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from idler's clock.
[08/07/08 00:27:56] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:05 towards level 46.
[08/07/08 06:10:57] Taffer [247/497] has come upon Eraos [286/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:28 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/07/08 18:40:31] Taffer [334/497] has challenged Eraos [433/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:32 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/07/08 22:13:08] Taffer [236/497] has come upon Plasmastar [204/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:04 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/08/08 08:21:14] commandr [54/260] has challenged Taffer [484/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to commandr's clock.
[08/08/08 12:41:44] Taffer [450/497] has challenged geekboi [329/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:31 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/08/08 18:49:09] Taffer [336/497] has challenged Krowa [207/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/09/08 13:10:20] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:39 towards level 47.
[08/09/08 19:01:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 0 days, 16:53:22 toward level 47.
[08/10/08 01:44:22] Taffer [458/497] has challenged ToYKillAS [377/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:34:13 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/10/08 21:44:33] Taffer [402/497] has come upon death [223/537] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:04 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/11/08 05:46:25] Krowa [161/518] has challenged Taffer [396/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:35 is added to Krowa's clock.
[08/11/08 07:11:19] Sildor [0/339] has challenged Taffer [4/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Sildor's clock.
[08/12/08 00:48:07] Alfie [391/683] has challenged Taffer [49/521] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:37:28 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[08/12/08 15:09:14] mdkps [146/349] has come upon Taffer [474/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:05 is added to mdkps's clock.
[08/12/08 16:44:38] Taffer [185/536] has challenged Ttech [199/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/12/08 22:51:37] Taffer found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:43 towards level 48.
[08/12/08 23:49:50] Taffer [457/536] has challenged ccfreak2k [415/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:24:10 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/13/08 13:44:39] deque [20/163] has challenged Taffer [329/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to deque's clock.
[08/13/08 23:35:42] Taffer [408/536] has come upon FnordVSGod [111/144] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:32:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/14/08 02:32:53] Taffer [508/536] has come upon jetskijoe [182/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:09:08 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/14/08 08:52:08] vigilante [208/807] has challenged Taffer [197/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:21:36 is removed from vigilante's clock.
[08/15/08 23:56:59] Taffer [445/536] has come upon Alfie [417/683] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:58:41 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/16/08 03:42:20] Taffer walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:18 from level 48.
[08/16/08 06:40:08] echosa [9/328] has challenged Taffer [524/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to echosa's clock.
[08/16/08 19:56:46] Taffer [73/536] has challenged Demoran [82/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:48 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/17/08 05:41:16] thot, ysabet, and vigilante [1165/2140] have team battled Darko, Taffer, and Infinoid [407/1679] and won! 0 days, 15:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/08 06:09:17] suterismus, Bender, and Bojangles [2068/2289] have team battled leifkb, FakeAngel, and Taffer [188/1681] and won! 0 days, 19:56:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/08 09:57:46] Taffer [363/536] has challenged jer [556/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:33 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/17/08 10:57:50] Taffer [131/536] has challenged infi [242/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:41 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/18/08 10:43:56] Taffer [40/546] has challenged FordPrefect [659/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/18/08 20:21:05] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:22 towards level 49.
[08/18/08 21:49:17] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:26 towards level 49.
[08/19/08 06:03:24] Taffer [328/546] has challenged Darko [16/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:41:08 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/21/08 08:26:11] TheShow, miakeru, and jetskijoe [946/1563] have team battled bushAndHisPony, Taffer, and _||||_ [1625/1821] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/08 15:07:30] Taffer [309/546] has challenged boothbyd [460/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/21/08 20:07:51] jetskijoe [438/441] has challenged Taffer [218/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:09:47 is removed from jetskijoe's clock.
[08/21/08 20:07:51] jetskijoe has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:59:27 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/22/08 04:38:36] lunix [74/197] has challenged Taffer [457/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to lunix's clock.
[08/23/08 10:10:24] boothbyd [519/536] has challenged Taffer [185/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:23:45 is removed from boothbyd's clock.
[08/23/08 10:37:59] Taffer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:31 towards level 49.
[08/24/08 04:11:27] Infinoid [718/900] has challenged Taffer [138/546] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:12:38 is removed from Infinoid's clock.
[08/24/08 04:52:53] Taffer got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:06 towards level 49.
[08/24/08 10:21:17] praetorian, mdkps, and Taffer [169/1700] have team battled leifkb, Alfie, and Sekky [725/1458] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/08 16:12:18] Taffer [140/546] has challenged Cenhinen [527/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/25/08 03:08:38] Einaiden [425/544] has come upon Taffer [118/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:19 is removed from Einaiden's clock.
[08/26/08 11:15:09] Taffer [464/546] has challenged Om [406/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:42 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/27/08 05:21:42] Carlos, Taffer, and Moo [313/1469] have team battled Sekky, integral, and idler [120/1403] and won! 0 days, 00:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/08 05:55:13] Taffer [444/546] has challenged fuckyeah [191/649] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/27/08 08:55:55] HE [83/724] has come upon Taffer [341/546] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:08:42 is added to HE's clock.
[08/28/08 10:26:29] Sekky [370/416] has challenged Taffer [524/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Sekky's clock.
[08/28/08 16:53:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 5 days, 04:35:40 toward level 50.
[08/28/08 20:19:14] oKtosiTe [153/554] has challenged Taffer [351/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:01:45 is added to oKtosiTe's clock.
[08/29/08 10:09:35] Taffer lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:57 from level 50.
[08/30/08 10:42:15] sysdef [155/546] has come upon Taffer [1/546] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:50:19 is removed from sysdef's clock.
[08/31/08 17:49:33] Taffer [502/549] has challenged pravus [544/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/01/08 03:44:19] Taffer, Sildor, koszik, and ccfreak2k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/08 12:59:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 0 days, 14:37:11 toward level 51.
[09/02/08 08:47:36] ToYKillAS [114/478] has come upon Taffer [129/603] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:52:51 is added to ToYKillAS's clock.
[09/02/08 09:26:48] Taffer [322/603] has challenged Pixielo [129/163] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:53 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[09/02/08 13:21:44] Agony and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/08 11:28:40] Woo [143/1076] has challenged Taffer [127/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:29 is removed from Woo's clock.
[09/03/08 16:08:30] papaliitti [204/225] has challenged Taffer [443/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to papaliitti's clock.
[09/03/08 21:27:39] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:13 towards level 51.
[09/04/08 14:05:50] suttree [108/253] has challenged Taffer [370/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to suttree's clock.
[09/04/08 20:32:49] iViLe, sysdef, and Infinoid [341/2017] have team battled Spiff, ToYKillAS, and Taffer [1762/1915] and lost! 1 day, 11:52:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/08 22:20:49] Taffer fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Taffer's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/08 16:09:18] Taffer [140/599] has come upon Bender [475/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:45:08 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/05/08 19:03:31] Taffer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:34 towards level 51.
[09/05/08 21:32:45] _||||_ [481/811] has challenged Taffer [342/599] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:37:22 is removed from _||||_'s clock.
[09/06/08 00:28:33] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:05 towards level 51.
[09/06/08 11:05:20] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:28 towards level 51.
[09/06/08 15:39:43] Taffer has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:25 from level 51.
[09/07/08 08:21:15] Ol'M00sato [101/682] has come upon Taffer [127/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:49 is added to Ol'M00sato's clock.
[02/25/13 11:50:46] Taffer [0/1] has come upon dxrt [498/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:07 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/25/13 12:21:14] Taffer [9/15] has challenged MetaNova [394/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/25/13 13:26:02] Taffer [25/40] has challenged Syloq [567/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/25/13 16:43:13] Taffer [9/82] has challenged nightcinder [258/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/25/13 19:57:46] Taffer and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/13 21:47:59] Taffer [72/111] has challenged Babar [243/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/26/13 04:16:35] Taffer [99/162] has challenged dwfreed [48/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:09 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/26/13 12:01:27] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:15 towards level 22.
[02/27/13 18:23:00] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:39 towards level 25.
[02/27/13 20:52:58] Taffer [7/226] has challenged Prometheus [349/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/28/13 04:10:18] Taffer [209/238] has challenged keeper_c [597/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/28/13 14:03:54] Taffer [46/295] has challenged GaveUp [479/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/28/13 19:04:55] Taffer [275/295] has come upon ccx [137/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:45 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/28/13 23:15:41] Taffer [60/295] has challenged ElectRo [207/1281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/01/13 11:20:05] Taffer [150/300] has challenged XJR-9 [272/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/02/13 00:39:22] Taffer [98/317] has challenged naori [290/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/02/13 14:43:08] iunruh and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/13 15:54:13] Taffer [3/317] has challenged raela [467/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/02/13 19:03:23] Beavis, devnullcon, and MetaNova [1183/1553] have team battled Ephur, SeySayux, and Taffer [493/1515] and won! 0 days, 12:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/13 22:22:15] vegadark, wakeupscreaming, and beatysees [1245/2380] have team battled Taffer, allo, and s1amson [851/1477] and won! 0 days, 20:38:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/13 10:59:50] Taffer [12/317] has come upon iunruh [466/481] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/04/13 12:06:31] Taffer was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:32 from level 32.
[03/04/13 16:55:54] Lenny [850/1012] has challenged Taffer [309/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:25 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[03/04/13 20:09:57] Taffer [92/322] has challenged illuminata [274/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/05/13 04:13:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 0 days, 08:31:26 toward level 33.
[03/05/13 09:00:48] Taffer [95/328] has challenged Neal [340/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/06/13 08:54:38] Taffer [204/339] has challenged ccx [420/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/06/13 23:55:18] Taffer [57/339] has come upon XJR-9 [270/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:29 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/07/13 09:53:49] kenyon, wakeupscreaming, and Taffer [1909/2387] have team battled Bpendragon, sbp, and avocado [723/2007] and won! 0 days, 00:56:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/13 13:37:56] Taffer [246/369] has challenged dwfreed [627/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/07/13 22:20:35] Taffer set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:14 from level 36.
[03/07/13 23:16:20] m0shbear [628/670] has challenged Taffer [91/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:48 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/07/13 23:40:56] devnullcon, LordFella, and Taffer [1181/1351] have team battled swhitt, davidfg4, and kork [635/1281] and won! 0 days, 04:43:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/13 23:53:47] Taffer [165/369] has come upon Sheudecai [253/366] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/08/13 08:31:36] Taffer had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:24 towards level 36.
[03/08/13 18:20:30] SavageHenry, bigjay, and lipek [200/1677] have team battled oldmankdude, Taffer, and spiffytech [1417/1662] and lost! 0 days, 15:07:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/13 19:49:37] Taffer [310/369] has challenged Cameron_D [87/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/09/13 00:23:04] Sparticus [141/536] has challenged Taffer [360/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:28 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[03/09/13 08:25:25] Taffer and amazing have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/13 18:24:08] Ephod [501/537] has challenged Taffer [351/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:53 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[03/09/13 18:24:08] In the fierce battle, Taffer dropped his level 36 set of leggings! Ephod picks it up, tossing his old level 30 set of leggings to Taffer.
[03/10/13 00:59:43] Taffer [112/385] has challenged yond [131/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/10/13 05:13:09] Taffer [274/385] has come upon Grim [0/908] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:21:13 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/10/13 10:28:23] yond [182/748] has challenged Taffer [107/385] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:11:34 is removed from yond's clock.
[03/11/13 15:15:04] Taffer [391/466] has challenged allo [8/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/12/13 00:36:55] [dmp] [409/681] has challenged Taffer [451/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[03/12/13 02:59:51] Taffer [432/466] has come upon gipyelrah [612/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:30 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/12/13 05:03:06] joshz, slack, and nosklo [1032/1153] have team battled nikoJ, blizgerg, and Taffer [805/1688] and won! 0 days, 02:07:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/13 11:20:16] Taffer [113/466] has come upon DryRoastedPeanut [344/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/12/13 22:56:34] MetaNova, Taffer, and Hans.Wurst [1108/1302] have team battled code_slinger, Zett, and Smoovious [1065/1998] and won! 0 days, 02:06:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/13 00:44:08] Iuz, Taffer, and Cenhinen [1161/1834] have team battled dwfreed, Raccoon, and masklin [729/1682] and won! 0 days, 01:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/13 06:04:03] Taffer [96/480] has challenged AceSmythe [20/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/13/13 12:47:46] Taffer [201/480] has come upon tsh [123/490] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:59 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/13/13 12:47:46] Taffer has dealt tsh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:06:46 is added to tsh's clock.
[03/13/13 23:19:04] mamarley and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/13 06:47:19] dxrt, Hans.Wurst, and Oxe [712/1633] have team battled Taffer, spiffytech, and sniegol [803/1619] and lost! 1 day, 00:20:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/13 16:38:47] Killerkid [485/573] has come upon Taffer [343/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:35:26 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/15/13 09:44:28] Taffer [38/480] has challenged davidfg4 [223/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/18/13 14:14:59] Majak [427/487] has challenged Taffer [379/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:32:50 is removed from Majak's clock.
[03/18/13 23:45:29] Taffer had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:39 towards level 41.
[03/19/13 04:37:42] Raccoon [410/419] has come upon Taffer [53/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:33 is removed from Raccoon's clock.
[03/19/13 16:54:20] Taffer [252/481] has challenged Ephur [495/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/20/13 05:56:22] Taffer [316/481] has come upon slack [283/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/20/13 05:56:22] Taffer has dealt slack a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:00:18 is added to slack's clock.
[03/21/13 16:40:18] mamarley and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/13 17:48:55] Taffer [369/481] has come upon RLabs [291/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:35 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/22/13 14:00:11] Taffer [301/542] has challenged blizgerg [258/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/23/13 01:00:43] Sir_Lemming, Taffer, and Raccoon [595/1287] have team battled neurospex, Gerardon, and nitzer [739/1770] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/13 12:48:37] Taffer [92/542] has come upon Ttech [196/1179] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:21 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/23/13 18:44:30] Loreley [77/526] has challenged Taffer [61/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Loreley's clock.
[03/24/13 14:18:39] DryRoastedPeanut, Taffer, pekster, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/13 14:45:32] Taffer was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:31 towards level 43.
[03/25/13 11:20:38] Taffer and Fluttershy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/16 14:51:18] unicron stole Taffer's level 74 helm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 62 helm behind, which Taffer then takes.
[11/21/16 17:40:51] Taffer [68/529] has come upon rt [240/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/22/16 12:34:36] Taffer [370/529] has challenged borsin [167/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/24/16 00:52:20] Lios [109/889] has come upon Taffer [261/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:09 is added to Lios's clock.
[11/25/16 02:32:34] Taffer and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/16 01:32:48] Taffer [212/541] has challenged Chuck [435/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/26/16 02:04:00] Merkel [245/881] has challenged Taffer [237/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:59:32 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[11/26/16 05:22:03] gabriel, petrichor, and Taffer [433/2273] have team battled dodobrain, max, and Cameron_D [424/2479] and won! 1 day, 00:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 12:32:22] Taffer and Anaxyn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/16 03:41:58] sjums_the_great, Sixbierehomme, Taffer, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/16 08:25:35] JuanMaestro [542/580] has challenged Taffer [446/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:19 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/16 13:44:47] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:40 towards level 45.
[11/29/16 10:35:57] Mithkabob [61/352] has challenged Taffer [142/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:04 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[11/29/16 14:34:32] Taffer [243/543] has challenged freeboson [363/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/29/16 18:43:58] Taffer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:18 towards level 46.
[11/29/16 19:39:27] ruan [416/418] has challenged Taffer [440/543] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:01:22 is added to ruan's clock.
[11/30/16 22:50:21] Mirc0p [202/482] has challenged Taffer [263/543] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:33:40 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[12/01/16 18:36:56] Sundance and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 16:06:03] Taffer and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 16:06:33] Eldoreth [323/665] has challenged Taffer [194/543] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:54:42 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/04/16 02:52:46] Merkel, Ladon, and Taffer [2407/2416] have team battled Virtual, Woona, and Milquetoast [956/2381] and won! 0 days, 02:07:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 11:24:01] Taffer [103/543] has challenged Bradicus [83/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/05/16 10:58:06] Taffer was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:48 from level 47.
[12/05/16 16:43:34] Taffer [438/543] has come upon MJ94 [207/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:02 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/05/16 17:35:49] Taffer [244/543] has challenged Babar [590/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:45 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/06/16 02:55:01] zid, elf, and Taffer [2006/2280] have team battled Beavis, bl4ckscor3, and gipyelrah [2445/2645] and lost! 0 days, 18:24:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 19:40:51] Taffer was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:24 from level 47.
[12/09/16 08:10:36] Chuck [465/481] has challenged Taffer [492/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:34 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/09/16 16:12:03] Taffer [74/543] has come upon ville [274/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:04 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/11/16 17:55:30] Taffer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:30 towards level 47.
[12/12/16 16:21:17] PriceChild, Jeran, and dindinx [1283/1622] have team battled Euronur, MetaNova, and Taffer [1051/1332] and won! 1 day, 04:49:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 18:46:45] Taffer [46/543] has challenged roy [36/525] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/13/16 17:42:49] Taffer [16/543] has come upon TauPan [161/303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:09:24 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/13/16 20:31:57] Oooooog [156/526] has come upon Taffer [424/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:59 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[12/14/16 07:58:06] sasaniak [7/513] has challenged Taffer [198/543] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:22 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/16 00:07:09] pfoley [77/640] has come upon Taffer [101/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:20 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/15/16 14:41:27] damyan stole Taffer's level 43 shield while they were sleeping! damyan leaves his old level 37 shield behind, which Taffer then takes.
[12/15/16 21:08:58] FakeWizard [588/633] has come upon Taffer [418/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:18:38 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[12/15/16 21:55:17] shymega [301/380] has come upon Taffer [533/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:18:24 is added to shymega's clock.
[12/19/16 05:18:32] NeuralMiner [59/458] has challenged Taffer [330/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/19/16 20:30:25] Taffer [34/536] has challenged elbie [41/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/21/16 06:50:46] Relayer, RistoUuranmaki, and arlen [1056/1916] have team battled Taffer, DrOfBaconNomics, and Merkel [31/2540] and won! 0 days, 05:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 12:24:45] Taffer and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 15:55:43] KeboDK [840/851] has come upon Taffer [40/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:59:35 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/22/16 09:35:24] Realmy, brendan, and benoliver999 [611/2462] have team battled Taffer, petrichor, and theZoMBiE [1234/2073] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/16 23:54:23] Taffer was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:34 from level 49.
[12/23/16 01:26:44] Taffer and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/16 14:08:07] Taffer, borsin, and JuanMaestro [160/1552] have team battled blizgerg, bete_noire, and bootdisk [151/1804] and won! 0 days, 14:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 00:28:34] Taffer [234/536] has challenged dtype [316/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:16 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/24/16 07:52:03] Milquetoast, woonack, and Agent86 [740/1826] have team battled Gizmokid2005, fwilson, and Taffer [583/1840] and won! 1 day, 18:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 19:17:35] mordac [67/663] has challenged Taffer [448/536] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/25/16 02:29:17] Taffer and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 02:37:50] Gatewayy [856/863] has challenged Taffer [286/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:06:33 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[12/25/16 21:44:43] brendan [660/1054] has challenged Taffer [135/536] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:39:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/04/17 13:55:30] simple, Agent86, and dxrt [595/2276] have team battled rharwood, yano, and Taffer [1338/1526] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 17:12:36] Taffer [463/536] has challenged Everyman [419/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:56 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/06/17 11:35:08] Taffer [37/536] has challenged tmberg [249/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/06/17 17:30:28] Taffer [246/536] has challenged Sixbierehomme [97/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:02:38 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/06/17 23:59:44] Herb_Tarlek, Taffer, godog, and dclaw123 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/17 02:00:41] Taffer bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:15 from level 50.
[01/12/17 09:55:00] Cameron_D, AngryParsley, and Taffer [2102/2757] have team battled Ladon, Andries, and Ttech [1351/3142] and won! 0 days, 23:29:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 16:23:24] Taffer [162/536] has challenged PinkiePie [394/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/13/17 00:04:05] Zoddo [125/688] has come upon Taffer [250/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:25:27 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[01/13/17 17:46:49] SudoKing and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/17 00:29:39] omnivore [16/189] has challenged Taffer [336/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to omnivore's clock.
[01/14/17 17:41:37] arlen [491/935] has challenged Taffer [273/536] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:54:54 is removed from arlen's clock.
[01/15/17 09:02:55] Taffer got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:20 from level 50.
[01/15/17 20:51:16] HeavyPodda [474/1048] has challenged Taffer [503/536] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:24:17 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/16/17 01:53:02] Taffer [286/536] has challenged vox [1068/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:50 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/18/17 14:33:49] Taffer got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:42 from level 50.
[01/18/17 18:08:20] Taffer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:16 towards level 50.
[01/25/17 15:54:37] Taffer [439/536] has come upon shandor [31/622] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:08:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/27/17 13:04:35] Taffer [392/536] has challenged TauPan [280/294] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/28/17 04:54:19] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:54 towards level 51.
[01/28/17 08:03:08] Taffer sharpened the edge of his weapon! Taffer's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/17 10:24:34] Taffer and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/17 18:18:09] shymega [498/517] has come upon Taffer [210/540] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:21:45 is removed from shymega's clock.
[01/30/17 13:23:47] Taffer [465/540] has challenged mordac [577/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:29 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/30/17 19:08:11] MrGlass, Tzic, and Eldoreth [782/2320] have team battled Ttech, Taffer, and ville [1644/2815] and lost! 4 days, 08:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/17 07:21:22] Doctor [756/968] has come upon Taffer [253/540] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:15:04 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[01/31/17 18:33:46] Taffer [441/540] has challenged master_j [78/644] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:50 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/04/17 07:53:52] Taffer [137/540] has come upon shandor [205/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:02:07 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/05/17 13:19:27] tmberg stole Taffer's level 121 amulet while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves his old level 57 amulet behind, which Taffer then takes.
[02/05/17 20:15:43] Taffer [178/469] has come upon religion [3/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:20 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/06/17 03:33:53] Taffer [343/500] has challenged Andries [166/705] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:13 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/06/17 03:39:34] Taffer [276/500] has come upon Globalirc [506/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:32:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/06/17 09:51:14] arg8bluefan [14/322] has challenged Taffer [36/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[02/07/17 02:59:29] Taffer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:33 towards level 52.
[02/07/17 05:02:46] Taffer was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:15:44 from level 52.
[02/07/17 11:51:08] Taffer, Oooooog, and Ironhoof [1/1852] have team battled Virtual, KeboDK, and sphere_au [48/1920] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 15:58:42] Taffer walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:10:46 from level 52.
[02/07/17 18:30:42] fattrat, Taffer, and vox [529/2453] have team battled kork, Globalirc, and Asara [1088/2042] and lost! 2 days, 05:58:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 22:42:30] Taffer and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 01:43:20] Zaratustra [450/948] has challenged Taffer [347/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/09/17 03:32:56] Taffer [321/500] has come upon Pithlit [290/501] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:47:10 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/09/17 10:46:36] Taffer [395/500] has challenged dindinx [75/431] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:32:23 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/09/17 16:38:44] tmberg, Cameron_D, and AbrahamLinksys [1351/2926] have team battled KeboDK, Taffer, and Zaratustra [1638/2334] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/17 14:52:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 1 day, 09:23:14 toward level 52.
[02/10/17 17:23:43] blizgerg, RistoUuranmaki, and Taffer [1713/2046] have team battled Grums, Bradicus, and stvc [308/1299] and won! 0 days, 07:20:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 18:02:03] Taffer [459/500] has come upon freeboson [585/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/11/17 22:53:00] Taffer [197/500] has come upon Firien [95/911] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:01 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/11/17 23:08:53] Taffer [0/675] has challenged lipek [143/1188] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/11/17 23:17:29] woonack, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1591/1712] have team battled borsin, Goodkat, and AbrahamLinksys [649/1584] and won! 3 days, 11:09:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 23:25:23] suterismus, Taffer, and irix [246/2995] have team battled simple, SirMonkeybox, and Tharbakery [242/2329] and won! 2 days, 18:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 11:29:17] ohnx [305/388] has come upon Taffer [59/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:35:36 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[02/13/17 12:06:54] Taffer [109/675] has come upon simple [538/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:38:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/13/17 17:09:54] Ttech [571/1483] has come upon Taffer [604/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:51:24 is added to Ttech's clock.
[02/14/17 04:25:19] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:20 towards level 53.
[02/14/17 12:56:24] Taffer [649/675] has come upon pixelate [439/495] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:27:39 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/16/17 05:29:25] Taffer and Bokkie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 01:27:28] Taffer [33/683] has come upon Realmy [822/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:05:16 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/18/17 09:31:43] Taffer [77/683] has come upon himuraken [380/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:09 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/18/17 17:40:12] Taffer was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:45 from level 53.
[02/19/17 03:39:17] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:47 towards level 53.
[02/19/17 06:24:11] Taffer, IndigoTiger, and XJR-9 [1567/2358] have team battled hannesenator, SirMonkeybox, and Cypher [1690/2910] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/17 00:15:37] Taffer EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:47 from level 53.
[02/21/17 16:21:04] Taffer [266/683] has challenged Brainiac [600/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/21/17 22:59:17] El_Sobaka [24/33] has challenged Taffer [401/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/22/17 16:28:42] Taffer [511/683] has challenged Satoshi [143/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:46:23 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/23/17 05:40:06] Taffer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:03 towards level 53.
[02/23/17 20:34:07] Taffer [415/709] has challenged Virtual [37/639] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/26/17 20:00:31] mwhahaha, simple, Taffer, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 05:59:23] hannesenator, Taffer, and rharwood [1393/2198] have team battled Heisenberg, Goodkat, and kensington [1995/2015] and lost! 1 day, 18:17:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/17 10:09:41] Taffer saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:58:09 from level 54.
[02/27/17 19:02:04] vrillusions [731/967] has come upon Taffer [348/709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:41:47 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[02/28/17 15:54:16] Taffer got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:35:09 from level 54.
[02/28/17 20:18:05] Taffer burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Taffer's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/01/17 03:15:51] Taffer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:17 towards level 54.
[03/02/17 05:55:01] Jareeta, ncarl747, and basicMiracle [86/1515] have team battled Virtual, Taffer, and mordac [1113/2169] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/17 08:26:59] Firien [432/785] has challenged Taffer [263/702] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:21:17 is removed from Firien's clock.
[03/04/17 00:44:45] Eiam, SudoKing, and vrillusions [1045/2334] have team battled Mateusz, Eldoreth, and Taffer [1882/2290] and lost! 1 day, 13:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/17 03:40:10] Birdbones [893/955] has challenged Taffer [259/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:42:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/17 03:40:10] Birdbones has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:01:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/04/17 20:45:23] Taffer [362/702] has challenged dindinx [159/435] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:44:54 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/05/17 06:35:30] Taffer learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:32 towards level 54.
[03/06/17 16:05:09] liara [222/248] has challenged Taffer [437/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to liara's clock.
[03/06/17 21:22:15] Taffer was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:48 from level 54.
[03/07/17 00:02:23] Taffer [267/702] has challenged brycec [514/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:36 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/07/17 01:22:17] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:48 towards level 54.
[03/08/17 02:35:40] RBecker and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 15:55:38] Taffer and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 17:15:34] Taffer and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 17:34:12] Taffer [88/702] has challenged sasaniak [95/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:39 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/10/17 23:13:46] Taffer [200/702] has challenged Euronur [11/646] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/11/17 01:36:58] Tratos [299/985] has challenged Taffer [663/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:28:12 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/11/17 07:59:20] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:10:33 towards level 55.
[03/11/17 21:27:52] MetaNova [202/358] has come upon Taffer [291/702] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:11:09 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/13/17 19:48:53] Taffer [619/702] has come upon SirMonkeybox [615/918] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:31:18 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/14/17 18:16:34] Taffer was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:55:18 from level 55.
[03/17/17 07:26:35] Taffer and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 15:15:56] Taffer, petrichor, Mrs.BigHead, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/17 02:53:02] Taffer [453/702] has challenged Virtual [541/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/20/17 23:44:18] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:02 towards level 55.
[03/21/17 00:21:08] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:21 towards level 55.
[03/21/17 06:07:39] Taffer learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:09 towards level 55.
[03/21/17 10:54:44] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:30 towards level 55.
[03/21/17 16:31:50] PinkiePie [465/712] has challenged Taffer [360/702] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:29:31 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[03/22/17 13:39:05] Taffer [653/702] has challenged dtype [19/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:53 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/23/17 06:43:28] Taffer [599/702] has challenged arlen [736/880] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/23/17 13:36:12] Taffer [82/702] has come upon yasdorian [297/561] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:37:37 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/23/17 15:37:27] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:32:00 towards level 56.
[03/23/17 16:11:22] Nofew, Ttech, and CornFly [1990/3542] have team battled soltys, AngryParsley, and Taffer [989/2321] and won! 3 days, 23:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 23:31:58] Taffer [71/702] has come upon fattrat [375/1124] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:43:22 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/24/17 17:57:08] Taffer [152/702] has challenged GilbertErik [306/524] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:23:52 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/26/17 13:50:02] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:46 towards level 56.
[03/26/17 16:22:53] gabriel [684/779] has challenged Taffer [61/702] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[03/27/17 06:37:32] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:32:55 towards level 56.
[03/28/17 13:39:14] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:42 towards level 56.
[03/28/17 23:05:20] FakeWizard, JuanMaestro, and liara [461/1626] have team battled borsin, Taffer, and Mithkabob [826/1675] and lost! 0 days, 20:54:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 10:47:28] SchrodingersScat [49/843] has challenged Taffer [5/702] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:08:57 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[03/30/17 06:46:36] max [610/766] has come upon Taffer [608/702] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:30:59 is removed from max's clock.
[03/30/17 09:10:54] Taffer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:57 towards level 56.
[03/30/17 16:48:24] LordH, Taffer, and kensington [1641/2332] have team battled borsin, vuffie, and godog [460/1463] and won! 1 day, 04:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 14:28:07] kensington [161/613] has come upon Taffer [47/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:16 is removed from kensington's clock.
[04/04/17 14:28:49] kensington [358/613] has come upon Taffer [445/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:12 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/05/17 06:40:24] Taffer [11/702] has challenged mayli [14/180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:00 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/06/17 15:01:15] idlerpgww and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 19:55:57] Taffer [473/702] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [394/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:49:38 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/09/17 00:21:21] Taffer and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 01:05:03] Taffer and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 06:11:45] Taffer [372/702] has challenged liara [329/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:35 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/10/17 00:23:56] Taffer and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 22:55:19] Taffer found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:41 towards level 56.
[04/11/17 03:56:50] Xenthys [242/654] has challenged Taffer [319/702] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[04/11/17 08:09:22] AbrahamLinksys and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 16:22:57] tspange, AngryParsley, and damyan [2651/2822] have team battled Taffer, allo, and m0shbear [1046/1828] and won! 2 days, 00:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 23:35:40] Taffer [292/702] has challenged gollum [32/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:45:21 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/12/17 06:04:58] ehjax [119/290] has challenged Taffer [70/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from ehjax's clock.
[04/13/17 16:14:26] SynthesizerPatel [152/1045] has come upon Taffer [15/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:57:02 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/13/17 22:53:27] popey [5/79] has challenged Taffer [472/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to popey's clock.
[04/14/17 16:11:02] Evrial, PiotrekD, and pants [1598/2052] have team battled Taffer, IdleMaster, and darkmage [1487/2214] and won! 0 days, 08:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 23:55:12] Taffer [53/702] has challenged borsin [322/448] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/16/17 03:08:59] suterismus [1003/1296] has come upon Taffer [409/702] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:01:39 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/17/17 14:20:20] Virtual, SudoKing, and tspange [2157/2175] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, borsin, and Taffer [1525/2182] and won! 1 day, 04:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/17 16:06:37] Taffer had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:14 towards level 57.
[04/18/17 06:41:21] Taffer [40/702] has challenged Hydrogenum [171/427] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:32:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/19/17 11:52:04] Taffer was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:37:00 from level 57.
[04/23/17 15:43:06] Taffer [397/702] has come upon ruan [125/515] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:18:05 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/25/17 20:16:52] Taffer got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:30 towards level 57.
[04/26/17 00:15:23] RistoUuranmaki [59/724] has come upon Taffer [469/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:49:52 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[04/27/17 08:00:08] Taffer was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:16 towards level 57.
[04/27/17 15:03:53] Taffer [136/702] has challenged blizgerg [515/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:27:00 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/28/17 02:06:51] Taffer [571/702] has come upon manish17xxx [20/408] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:43:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/28/17 09:31:01] RBecker [654/787] has come upon Taffer [225/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:23:01 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/28/17 10:11:00] Taffer [532/702] has challenged XenGi [70/936] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:33:01 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/29/17 07:06:12] Killerkid, Cypher, and simple [1415/2608] have team battled Taffer, Bvarne, and Ironhoof [1241/2453] and won! 1 day, 03:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 15:27:48] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and Sixbierehomme [1294/1714] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, D.Va, and Taffer [1259/1824] and won! 0 days, 05:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 17:39:27] theZoMBiE, arlen, and Taffer [137/2542] have team battled vrillusions, zankore, and basepi [611/2623] and lost! 1 day, 11:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/17 18:17:26] Taffer, vox, and tmberg [2053/2640] have team battled Xenthys, Mithkabob, and IdleMaster [1258/1736] and won! 1 day, 18:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 00:43:23] ville [524/660] has challenged Taffer [507/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:14:50 is removed from ville's clock.
[05/02/17 02:51:15] Taffer and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 05:02:26] Taffer and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 10:13:12] Taffer and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 02:35:54] Taffer and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 23:48:19] WallIdl, stvc, and exotime [189/1349] have team battled yano, Taffer, and Agent86 [506/1775] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 11:05:55] NoodleCake [475/788] has challenged Taffer [652/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:37:24 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[05/04/17 18:59:33] kork [201/277] has come upon Taffer [537/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:51 is added to kork's clock.
[05/04/17 20:44:38] Taffer found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:40 towards level 57.
[05/07/17 02:20:47] Taffer [224/702] has challenged elbie [499/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/07/17 15:46:23] Taffer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:28 towards level 58.
[05/07/17 18:50:06] Taffer [458/709] has come upon JuanMaestro [97/605] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:49:30 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/07/17 23:30:54] Taffer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:58 towards level 58.
[05/09/17 00:34:11] Taffer walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:15:27 from level 58.
[05/09/17 04:48:33] Ironhoof [588/1106] has challenged Taffer [360/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:35 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[05/09/17 23:17:15] Taffer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:49 towards level 58.
[05/09/17 23:19:16] Taffer and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 23:56:44] FakeWizard [60/851] has challenged Taffer [309/709] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[05/11/17 09:07:59] Taffer [213/709] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [306/454] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:45:40 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/12/17 21:04:42] Andries [639/750] has come upon Taffer [330/709] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:23:23 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/13/17 03:08:52] Taffer [248/709] has come upon tspange [174/819] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:13:58 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/13/17 08:59:56] yawgmoth [456/530] has come upon Taffer [127/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:21 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[05/13/17 08:59:56] yawgmoth has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:30:57 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/14/17 00:02:35] Taffer [46/709] has come upon SirMonkeybox [134/922] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:19:32 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/14/17 08:32:47] Taffer [240/709] has challenged Avocet [178/570] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:47:45 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/15/17 05:06:34] Taffer was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:49:32 from level 58.
[05/15/17 07:35:26] Taffer [420/709] has come upon brycec [559/751] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:15:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/15/17 12:36:10] Taffer and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 05:44:33] Aeyaneron [357/492] has challenged Taffer [258/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from Aeyaneron's clock.
[05/16/17 08:36:25] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:11:13 towards level 58.
[05/16/17 18:37:20] Taffer and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/17 04:52:29] kensington, yasdorian, and SlowRiot [1671/2431] have team battled kenyon, Taffer, and woonack [1674/2045] and lost! 8 days, 23:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 06:26:11] Taffer was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:20:10 from level 58.
[05/17/17 10:09:25] Taffer [385/715] has come upon Mithkabob [441/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:15:36 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/17/17 17:50:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 16 days, 13:40:16 toward level 58.
[05/19/17 12:32:39] Bradicus [538/636] has come upon Taffer [51/715] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:23:42 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[05/19/17 21:57:42] brendan [30/1353] has come upon Taffer [319/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:08:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/20/17 20:07:44] borsin [40/458] has challenged Taffer [657/715] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:46:01 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/21/17 10:09:31] Bkid, AbrahamLinksys, and Taffer [2185/2346] have team battled rxcomm, gollum, and Syloq [1134/1550] and won! 0 days, 18:04:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 11:19:00] Taffer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:00 towards level 58.
[05/22/17 03:20:55] Taffer got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:34:23 from level 58.
[05/22/17 04:36:09] JensRex [15/834] has come upon Taffer [95/715] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:53:59 is added to JensRex's clock.
[05/22/17 06:36:05] Taffer [658/715] has come upon shandor [6/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:54:20 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/23/17 00:46:27] Taffer [301/715] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [378/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/23/17 22:34:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 0 days, 02:02:54 toward level 58.
[05/24/17 01:11:14] Taffer [689/715] has challenged alexj [24/496] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/25/17 08:31:58] Taffer [578/715] has come upon AbacusAvenger [426/868] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:43:28 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/25/17 14:24:07] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:58:53 towards level 59.
[05/26/17 02:45:02] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:08 towards level 59.
[05/26/17 15:11:38] Taffer and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 15:43:32] Fluttershy [356/886] has challenged Taffer [401/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:39:02 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[05/28/17 21:49:32] AbrahamLinksys, Asara, and Taffer [801/2557] have team battled godog, dclaw123, and SirMonkeybox [671/2490] and won! 0 days, 15:48:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 22:34:59] AbrahamLinksys, Avon, and Taffer [1279/2642] have team battled Birdbones, shymega, and FakeWizard [1734/2282] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/17 05:16:25] Tenorman [752/1076] has challenged Taffer [305/715] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:00:28 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/31/17 12:29:15] Agent86 and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 18:40:58] Evrial [11/716] has come upon Taffer [435/715] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:49:48 is added to Evrial's clock.
[05/31/17 23:05:17] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:41 towards level 59.
[06/01/17 04:35:19] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:28 towards level 59.
[06/01/17 07:19:06] Taffer and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 03:26:09] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:28 towards level 59.
[06/02/17 16:28:10] MrGlass, Taffer, and Majak [1014/2080] have team battled hannesenator, everbrew, and Zoddo [1000/2610] and won! 0 days, 23:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 11:06:16] Boohbah [294/771] has come upon Taffer [41/715] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:17:23 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[06/03/17 23:58:13] Taffer left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Taffer's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/17 09:37:22] Firien [472/812] has challenged Taffer [226/693] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:40:11 is removed from Firien's clock.
[06/04/17 16:21:55] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:07 towards level 59.
[06/04/17 23:31:23] Taffer [601/693] has come upon basicMiracle [344/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:16:04 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/05/17 09:48:11] Euronur [60/683] has challenged Taffer [552/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Euronur's clock.
[06/06/17 00:16:16] Taffer [36/693] has come upon petrichor [446/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:30 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/06/17 04:30:45] woonack [369/469] has challenged Taffer [190/693] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/07/17 12:50:59] Taffer [327/693] has come upon NoodleCake [215/828] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:36:20 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/08/17 16:14:12] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:00 towards level 59.
[06/08/17 17:58:34] Taffer [177/693] has come upon Xethron [126/822] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:45 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/08/17 20:28:24] Taffer saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:28 from level 59.
[06/08/17 22:22:29] Taffer [438/693] has challenged elf [612/879] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/08/17 22:51:52] Taffer [303/693] has challenged droogie [171/812] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:29:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/09/17 17:54:52] Taffer [186/693] has challenged kork [55/277] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:52:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/10/17 07:11:45] Taffer [226/693] has come upon LegendaryQ [236/472] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:37:13 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/11/17 02:16:40] Taffer and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 02:06:38] Taffer set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:56:53 from level 60.
[06/13/17 11:53:20] Taffer, jstg, kline, and Evrial have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/17 04:11:13] Zye [180/794] has challenged Taffer [162/693] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:47:33 is removed from Zye's clock.
[06/14/17 04:11:13] Zye has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:09:38 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/16/17 02:23:51] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:47:59 towards level 60.
[06/17/17 13:00:58] Taffer was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:44:29 from level 60.
[06/18/17 19:28:31] eva42 [860/1267] has challenged Taffer [258/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:04:02 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/18/17 23:23:17] Taffer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 04:15:26] Taffer and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 22:04:32] Cypher, petrichor, and Meta [116/2954] have team battled WallIdl, kenyon, and Taffer [1140/2184] and lost! 0 days, 23:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 02:03:38] FakeWizard, Taffer, and Bradicus [458/2223] have team battled PinkiePie, Pogor, and Sixbierehomme [986/1764] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 06:53:58] MJ94, Crazycatlady, and awgh [677/2156] have team battled dindinx, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1010/1810] and lost! 1 day, 10:09:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 02:04:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 2 days, 22:46:01 toward level 60.
[06/22/17 23:13:51] idlerpgww [117/519] has come upon Taffer [621/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:38 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[06/24/17 00:38:30] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:51 towards level 60.
[06/24/17 06:12:19] Taffer [262/700] has come upon tspange [671/821] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:28:07 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/25/17 10:32:19] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:10 towards level 60.
[06/25/17 17:33:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 1 day, 19:29:53 toward level 60.
[06/26/17 15:48:27] Taffer [64/700] has come upon KingQuackers [448/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/27/17 12:44:39] Taffer [266/573] has come upon BronyDee [436/602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:11:54 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/28/17 02:25:06] Taffer [546/573] has challenged kensington [260/896] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:33:40 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/28/17 12:58:09] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:25 towards level 60.
[06/29/17 01:28:49] Taffer [166/573] has challenged Chuck [259/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:45 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/30/17 08:50:09] Skyie, SchrodingersScat, and Socks [196/1963] have team battled Adar, osannatas, and Taffer [1559/1785] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 20:42:55] Taffer walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:53 from level 60.
[07/03/17 00:52:33] Taffer [435/587] has challenged SirMonkeybox [538/922] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/03/17 07:24:31] dan, idisjunction, and Virtual [863/2144] have team battled Doctor, Taffer, and bootdisk [2210/2215] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 10:23:17] dwfreed [341/513] has come upon Taffer [142/587] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:02:56 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/03/17 11:37:37] Taffer stole AbrahamLinksys's level 42 charm while they were sleeping! Taffer leaves his old level 1 charm behind, which AbrahamLinksys then takes.
[07/05/17 00:52:27] Taffer [68/624] has challenged Azerothian [41/360] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:32:56 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/05/17 19:15:00] Taffer lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:16:41 from level 61.
[07/11/17 02:53:27] Taffer misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:47:00 from level 61.
[07/11/17 14:56:41] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:45:22 towards level 61.
[07/12/17 00:13:38] wulk, arlen, and Bradicus [442/1930] have team battled Xenthys, Taffer, and nickware [1094/1928] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/17 05:52:17] ruan, rxcomm, and stvc [321/1806] have team battled Taffer, csssuf, and bigjay [1816/2121] and lost! 0 days, 19:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/17 09:29:21] max [12/718] has challenged Taffer [276/624] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to max's clock.
[07/12/17 11:09:44] Taffer ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:18:53 from level 61.
[07/12/17 13:42:15] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:57:48 towards level 61.
[07/13/17 19:23:25] Taffer is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:26:22 is added to his clock.
[07/15/17 17:28:11] Taffer was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:19:39 from level 61.
[07/16/17 02:43:34] Taffer [127/624] has challenged kline [24/463] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:14:19 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/16/17 08:30:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 8 days, 19:13:28 toward level 61.
[07/16/17 16:45:59] Taffer [465/624] has challenged rxcomm [93/848] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:30:03 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/18/17 22:10:41] Taffer is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 05:09:38 is added to his clock.
[07/19/17 08:13:13] max [142/718] has come upon Taffer [243/624] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:18:03 is added to max's clock.
[07/19/17 09:19:25] Taffer, RBecker, and Sundance [962/2115] have team battled LegendaryQ, shandor, and mordac [1708/1984] and lost! 2 days, 01:14:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 11:19:34] abra0 [726/959] has challenged Taffer [243/624] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from abra0's clock.
[07/20/17 13:08:50] shawn0 [117/135] has challenged Taffer [50/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:07 is removed from shawn0's clock.
[07/21/17 06:38:19] Taffer [160/624] has come upon qbit [106/720] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:40:10 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/21/17 14:05:21] mwhahaha [481/608] has challenged Taffer [434/624] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:58:34 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/21/17 21:56:12] loomysh [8/207] has challenged Taffer [245/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to loomysh's clock.
[07/21/17 22:51:45] m0shbear, wulk, Taffer, and sbp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/17 13:08:40] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:43 towards level 61.
[08/10/17 08:40:03] HeavyPodda [95/1145] has come upon Taffer [578/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:39:26 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/10/17 20:55:16] Woona [876/948] has come upon Taffer [218/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:33:42 is removed from Woona's clock.
[08/11/17 16:04:15] Taffer fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:19 from level 61.
[08/11/17 19:31:27] Eldoreth [518/831] has come upon Taffer [272/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:54:17 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[08/11/17 19:47:45] Taffer is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:49:08 is added to his clock.
[08/12/17 03:41:32] ehjax [233/337] has come upon Taffer [570/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:36 is added to ehjax's clock.
[08/12/17 12:25:52] Taffer misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:14:42 from level 61.
[08/12/17 21:22:55] Taffer was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:08 towards level 61.
[08/14/17 05:40:43] daemoneye [124/244] has challenged Taffer [394/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[08/14/17 09:48:48] Taffer, Realmy, and ehjax [1825/2004] have team battled awgh, yano, and cirdan [1771/1869] and won! 0 days, 09:18:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 13:05:18] Taffer, SchrodingersScat, and Syloq [703/1986] have team battled sunri5e, basepi, and Globalirc [562/1896] and won! 2 days, 04:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 04:47:07] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:27 towards level 61.
[08/16/17 07:52:43] Taffer [103/624] has challenged abra0 [819/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:36:43 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/16/17 08:34:29] alexj [234/585] has challenged Taffer [414/624] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/16/17 16:43:09] DalaiLamer, idlerpgww, and hannesenator [686/1957] have team battled Heisenberg, petrichor, and Taffer [1683/2667] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/17 20:55:00] dodobrain [427/855] has challenged Taffer [362/624] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:44:13 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[08/17/17 01:58:16] Taffer [127/624] has challenged Syloq [1/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:15:13 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/18/17 15:12:14] clubbprez [5/325] has challenged Taffer [44/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[08/19/17 02:59:59] Crazycatlady [630/655] has come upon Taffer [406/624] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:05:07 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/20/17 07:12:33] Taffer [177/624] has come upon Geela [95/334] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:07:40 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[08/20/17 10:32:17] Taffer is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to his clock.
[08/21/17 01:13:56] Taffer [116/624] has challenged Satoshi [210/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:27 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/21/17 16:40:45] SlowRiot, Taffer, and pixelate [1112/2031] have team battled unicron, V`ger, and MadMan [337/2192] and won! 0 days, 09:18:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/17 22:56:52] yano [171/445] has come upon Taffer [414/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:14:21 is added to yano's clock.
[08/21/17 23:27:42] Taffer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:07 towards level 61.
[08/22/17 17:47:26] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:52 towards level 61.
[08/23/17 00:21:56] eva42 [1024/1260] has challenged Taffer [94/624] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:04:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/23/17 01:13:47] Taffer [433/624] has challenged m0shbear [611/740] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/23/17 07:23:47] os-5185 [252/446] has challenged Taffer [315/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to os-5185's clock.
[08/23/17 09:41:18] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:10:00 towards level 62.
[08/24/17 04:26:36] LordH [869/1031] has challenged Taffer [475/624] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:41:11 is removed from LordH's clock.
[08/24/17 16:32:40] Chuck [456/872] has come upon Taffer [501/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:44:41 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/24/17 20:29:15] alexj [405/573] has challenged Taffer [582/624] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:35:22 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/24/17 23:38:56] Boulder [66/257] has challenged Taffer [485/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Boulder's clock.
[08/26/17 06:44:20] Kylie, Eldoreth, and Taffer [434/1855] have team battled arlen, dindinx, and nickware [514/1972] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/17 09:35:37] pixelate [101/483] has challenged Taffer [523/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:50:04 is added to pixelate's clock.
[08/26/17 10:36:33] Taffer ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:12:38 from level 62.
[08/26/17 23:57:15] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:31:31 towards level 62.
[08/27/17 00:34:18] Taffer fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:02:38 from level 62.
[08/30/17 10:06:46] J, Taffer, and Andries [308/2156] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and droogie [711/2862] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 01:30:59] Milquetoast [265/953] has come upon Taffer [243/624] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:09:21 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/01/17 09:54:21] Taffer [105/624] has challenged SpikeX [388/420] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:15:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/02/17 15:58:03] Taffer was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:29:21 from level 62.
[09/03/17 06:05:44] loomysh [49/477] has come upon Taffer [231/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:11 is added to loomysh's clock.
[09/03/17 07:24:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Taffer with fire, slowing the heathen 37 days, 12:27:40 from level 62.
[09/03/17 14:13:31] challene [0/61] has challenged Taffer [115/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to challene's clock.
[09/04/17 05:20:48] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:00:56 towards level 62.
[09/04/17 08:20:01] bigjay [169/1147] has come upon Taffer [210/624] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:01:31 is added to bigjay's clock.
[09/04/17 09:09:59] Taffer was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:25:46 from level 62.
[09/04/17 20:25:36] Atan [124/534] has challenged Taffer [501/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:11 is added to Atan's clock.
[09/07/17 02:04:47] exa, Taffer, and Andries [82/1650] have team battled Mateusz, Brady, and yano [374/1817] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/17 11:45:06] Taffer bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:21:42 from level 62.
[09/07/17 12:54:29] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 16:42:26 towards level 62.
[09/07/17 19:37:15] KeboDK [114/1053] has challenged Taffer [320/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:24:43 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[09/07/17 21:47:55] Taffer broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:28:53 from level 62.
[09/08/17 12:40:00] brycec [193/790] has challenged Taffer [262/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:08:07 is added to brycec's clock.
[09/09/17 09:13:44] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:40:05 towards level 62.
[09/09/17 14:32:52] SchrodingersScat [190/869] has come upon Taffer [374/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:38:26 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[09/10/17 15:46:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 31 days, 10:43:20 toward level 62.
[09/11/17 03:35:22] Taffer [85/624] has come upon droogie [394/812] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:01:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/11/17 11:19:00] challene, soltys, and Taffer [1200/1456] have team battled blizgerg, Milquetoast, and AngryParsley [324/3018] and won! 0 days, 01:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 13:41:09] theZoMBiE, Agent86, Taffer, and neurospex have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/17 08:48:15] Taffer found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:36:01 towards level 62.
[09/12/17 12:00:43] Taffer, PinkiePie, and MadMan [1188/2499] have team battled RedW, lipek, and jamesl [1795/2513] and lost! 6 days, 13:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 15:08:17] Taffer [538/624] has come upon fattrat [914/1215] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:23:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/12/17 18:56:35] Taffer [9/624] has come upon WallIdl [482/917] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:33:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/12/17 22:31:38] yano [528/656] has come upon Taffer [530/624] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:04:45 is added to yano's clock.
[09/13/17 06:59:00] simple [135/880] has challenged Taffer [490/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:11:00 is added to simple's clock.
[09/14/17 00:26:31] Taffer caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:54:19 towards level 62.
[09/15/17 19:48:38] Globalirc [60/731] has come upon Taffer [598/624] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:20:13 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[09/18/17 09:21:10] Taffer [523/624] has come upon Andries [539/801] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:08:35 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/19/17 14:35:56] Syloq [114/471] has challenged Taffer [479/624] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:41:31 is added to Syloq's clock.
[09/20/17 10:21:46] LordH [307/1020] has challenged Taffer [524/624] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:49:45 is added to LordH's clock.
[09/24/17 23:11:24] Elgo, kline, and vegadark [256/1283] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Taffer, and zid [37/2187] and won! 0 days, 10:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/17 01:30:04] Taffer, grooverider, and AbacusAvenger [787/2636] have team battled Vroomfondel, Chuck, and SchrodingersScat [896/2093] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/17 07:34:19] brendan [1120/1418] has challenged Taffer [172/624] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:26:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/17 19:01:09] Taffer is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:00:55 is added to his clock.
[10/01/17 21:20:36] holloway, tmberg, and Sundance [2136/2326] have team battled Malvolio, DalaiLamer, and Taffer [1213/1493] and won! 1 day, 13:07:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 09:23:18] Taffer is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 21:05:12 is added to his clock.
[10/03/17 13:46:13] Taffer [177/624] has challenged D.Va [307/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:23:43 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/04/17 01:54:48] Taffer [259/624] has come upon Pici [750/1123] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:37:35 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/05/17 15:06:09] Taffer [735/763] has come upon Fluttershy [678/858] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:02:06 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/06/17 01:21:25] pmden [118/243] has challenged Taffer [203/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to pmden's clock.
[10/07/17 05:40:32] Antium [95/547] has challenged Taffer [181/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Antium's clock.
[10/07/17 08:36:18] Taffer [320/763] has come upon tycoon177 [134/315] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:56:00 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/07/17 12:53:04] Taffer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:20 towards level 62.
[10/07/17 16:17:44] Taffer [750/763] has challenged exa [356/381] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:57:23 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/08/17 02:01:54] PinkiePie [592/858] has come upon Taffer [749/763] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:08:52 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/09/17 09:42:45] Taffer lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:15:46 from level 62.
[10/09/17 10:53:05] Taffer met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:51:50 from level 62.
[10/09/17 11:07:37] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:16:09 towards level 62.
[10/09/17 13:40:46] Taffer and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 16:33:32] Taffer [519/763] has challenged Boulder [337/477] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:02:36 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/10/17 17:23:28] himuraken [648/885] has come upon Taffer [210/763] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:16:41 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[10/10/17 18:00:34] Taffer and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 01:09:43] Taffer [302/763] has come upon MJ94 [422/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:50:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/12/17 01:56:31] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:55 towards level 62.
[10/12/17 12:11:06] MetaNova, Taffer, and Ttech [1142/3142] have team battled pants, Majak, and nfsnobody [859/2041] and won! 2 days, 09:27:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 12:47:42] Chuck [820/867] has come upon Taffer [739/763] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:20:12 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[10/12/17 15:40:06] Taffer and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 01:22:17] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:27:36 towards level 62.
[10/14/17 06:08:36] Taffer was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:09 towards level 62.
[10/15/17 18:59:02] AngryParsley [38/976] has come upon Taffer [638/763] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:37:01 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[10/17/17 16:29:37] Globalirc, Bradicus, and x0 [656/1685] have team battled Taffer, CornFly, and LordH [1007/2850] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 16:36:42] hannesenator, AncalagonThBlack, Taffer, and Tenorman have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/17 01:59:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Taffer with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:48:21 from level 62.
[10/21/17 04:45:52] Taffer [110/763] has challenged jstg [206/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:39 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/22/17 08:45:57] Taffer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:20 towards level 62.
[10/22/17 18:03:15] Taffer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:44 towards level 62.
[10/23/17 14:58:03] rxcomm [195/869] has challenged Taffer [412/763] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[10/23/17 20:05:51] Taffer [198/763] has challenged Chuck [511/870] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/24/17 00:12:33] Taffer [128/763] has come upon CornFly [652/1053] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:59:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/24/17 00:39:55] Taffer and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 08:29:28] Taffer and SchrodingersScat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 10:10:00] Taffer [155/763] has challenged Birdbones [290/946] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/24/17 16:05:32] Taffer set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:57:19 from level 63.
[10/25/17 07:11:48] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:23 towards level 63.
[10/25/17 15:56:12] Nistur and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 22:52:36] Mithkabob, Globalirc, and osannatas [1012/1971] have team battled Iri, Taffer, and dodobrain [474/2162] and won! 2 days, 06:27:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 11:52:30] Woona [842/997] has come upon Taffer [616/763] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:17:37 is removed from Woona's clock.
[10/27/17 11:52:30] Woona has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 11 days, 02:11:31 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/27/17 13:47:54] AbrahamLinksys and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 15:58:26] Taffer [477/763] has come upon Khorne [230/647] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:54:33 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/27/17 19:46:09] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:14:07 towards level 63.
[10/28/17 14:48:04] pfoley, PinkiePie, and Khorne [1492/2143] have team battled Lemelisk, RBecker, and Taffer [275/2628] and won! 0 days, 02:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 16:35:49] soltys, manish17xxx, and dwfreed [1619/1822] have team battled Agent86, Taffer, and elf [198/2261] and won! 0 days, 13:41:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 18:42:27] exa [284/349] has challenged Taffer [193/763] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:24 is removed from exa's clock.
[10/28/17 23:41:59] Taffer and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 17:52:27] Taffer and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 22:32:47] xayto, prime, and RistoUuranmaki [509/1608] have team battled Taffer, Crazycatlady, and Realmy [1660/2457] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 23:37:32] dclaw123 [407/986] has challenged Taffer [614/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:01:46 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[11/02/17 14:51:52] coco [156/308] has challenged Taffer [706/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to coco's clock.
[11/02/17 20:49:50] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:25 towards level 63.
[11/03/17 08:07:29] Fluttershy [431/891] has challenged Taffer [642/759] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:40:09 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[11/03/17 09:48:38] Taffer [57/759] has challenged damyan [516/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:40:40 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/03/17 14:39:08] Taffer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:56:10 towards level 63.
[11/03/17 16:06:30] Brady [40/605] has come upon Taffer [443/759] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:40:21 is added to Brady's clock.
[11/04/17 02:16:52] Taffer and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 12:08:40] LegendaryQ, Gatewayy, Taffer, and Realmy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/17 23:50:19] Poopybutt [41/181] has come upon Taffer [709/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:36 is added to Poopybutt's clock.
[11/05/17 06:40:44] JuanMaestro, Meta, and Taffer [1895/2374] have team battled theemstra, charitwo, and Fluttershy [615/2117] and won! 1 day, 14:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 17:07:09] AbacusAvenger [851/867] has challenged Taffer [144/759] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:50:23 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[11/06/17 00:09:29] Taffer [755/759] has challenged Agent86 [414/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:40:44 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/06/17 04:08:18] Taffer, Agent86, and kork [135/1674] have team battled allo, ncarl747, and Zaratustra [800/2421] and lost! 2 days, 18:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/17 22:19:49] Taffer [548/759] has challenged sasaniak [499/664] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:42:26 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/07/17 18:33:21] moveax [101/224] has challenged Taffer [366/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to moveax's clock.
[11/08/17 02:29:19] Avocet [347/783] has challenged Taffer [238/759] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:28:28 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[11/08/17 05:06:47] Taffer, pixelate, and soltys [893/1813] have team battled tspange, ilbelkyr, and Geela [744/1388] and won! 1 day, 11:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 10:20:34] Taffer [88/759] has come upon Lemelisk [16/1082] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:25:13 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/08/17 13:18:50] Nofew, Iri, and Eldoreth [174/2654] have team battled Atan, Taffer, and Gatewayy [1208/2243] and lost! 0 days, 16:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 14:15:58] Dork_Knight, glorgamitch, and Taffer [520/1838] have team battled WallIdl, V`ger, and Crazycatlady [2018/2024] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 19:20:17] Taffer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:26 towards level 63.
[11/09/17 01:51:39] AncalagonThBlack and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 02:58:45] pfoley, rxcomm, and Mateusz [2303/2415] have team battled Taffer, ToHellWithGA, and kline [982/1812] and won! 0 days, 02:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 16:25:01] Taffer was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:55 from level 63.
[11/13/17 11:13:56] sbp [527/608] has challenged Taffer [592/759] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:41:35 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/13/17 21:37:10] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:03 towards level 63.
[11/14/17 12:22:35] Misza [66/1075] has challenged Taffer [314/759] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:33:11 is added to Misza's clock.
[11/16/17 11:12:36] Taffer EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:06 from level 63.
[11/16/17 18:14:19] Taffer learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:08 towards level 63.
[11/17/17 08:31:13] AbrahamLinksys and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 10:46:18] Realmy [554/1051] has challenged Taffer [19/759] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:21:09 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[11/17/17 21:29:23] Chuck [566/882] has come upon Taffer [357/759] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:14:57 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/18/17 12:19:07] Taffer was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:54 towards level 63.
[11/19/17 10:56:37] Taffer [492/759] has come upon nickware [276/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:34 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/19/17 12:00:46] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:17 towards level 63.
[11/19/17 14:41:53] Taffer [509/759] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [633/768] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/20/17 15:16:19] Taffer and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 05:04:43] Zoddo [60/1032] has come upon Taffer [106/759] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:43:34 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[11/23/17 09:00:38] ohnx, shandor, and ncarl747 [785/2430] have team battled elbie, RedW, and Taffer [240/2475] and won! 2 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/17 21:33:56] Taffer [409/759] has come upon damyan [354/769] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:33:55 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/27/17 04:28:06] Mars, simple, and Andries [1424/2326] have team battled Zaratustra, freeboson, and Taffer [494/2695] and won! 0 days, 20:02:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 07:36:17] Taffer and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 12:25:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 9 days, 10:09:17 toward level 64.
[11/28/17 19:04:35] Taffer and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 23:20:25] Taffer [580/759] has challenged Asara [972/1207] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:43:59 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/29/17 20:55:59] Taffer reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Taffer's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/17 19:04:30] Xenthys [741/863] has come upon Taffer [715/762] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:25:40 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/02/17 09:12:29] Taffer [313/762] has come upon adamchainz [561/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:42:12 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/02/17 22:16:33] Taffer [503/762] has come upon elbie [157/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:04:26 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/03/17 06:56:45] valdur55 [376/759] has challenged Taffer [314/762] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:36:42 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[12/03/17 17:23:00] RedW [785/943] has come upon Taffer [416/762] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:11:48 is removed from RedW's clock.
[12/04/17 10:45:27] Eiam and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 03:37:19] m [73/347] has come upon Taffer [230/762] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:12 is added to m's clock.
[12/05/17 06:37:30] garywhite [182/283] has challenged Taffer [17/762] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from garywhite's clock.
[12/05/17 22:18:27] J [49/622] has challenged Taffer [566/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:01 is added to J's clock.
[12/07/17 07:11:02] Taffer and megaprogman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/17 07:32:20] Majak [172/469] has challenged Taffer [455/762] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:19:23 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/07/17 18:48:52] Taffer and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/17 01:57:37] Taffer reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Taffer's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/17 20:06:20] adamchainz stole Taffer's level 41 pair of boots while they were sleeping! adamchainz leaves his old level 31 pair of boots behind, which Taffer then takes.
[12/09/17 04:48:35] rxcomm [345/918] has challenged Taffer [201/754] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:32:45 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[12/10/17 02:09:39] Agent86 and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 06:20:24] Boohbah, Taffer, and Iri [165/2099] have team battled suterismus, Milquetoast, and Frogging101 [539/2909] and lost! 1 day, 23:49:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 13:00:10] Majak [245/469] has challenged Taffer [302/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:15:28 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/10/17 20:40:18] Taffer was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:54 towards level 64.
[12/11/17 02:06:09] Taffer [718/765] has come upon glorgamitch [72/612] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:57:57 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/11/17 16:06:11] Taffer [647/765] has come upon petrichor [599/1096] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:08:37 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/13/17 05:22:31] Taffer fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Taffer's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/17 23:52:35] Taffer and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 05:01:56] Taffer [267/756] has come upon Boohbah [482/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:56:33 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/14/17 06:40:40] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:12 towards level 64.
[12/15/17 01:49:08] Taffer [338/756] has come upon IndigoTiger [731/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:12 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/16/17 05:31:13] Taffer [436/756] has come upon pants [286/882] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:20:21 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/16/17 16:13:45] Taffer was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:42 from level 64.
[12/17/17 19:19:27] Taffer got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:26 from level 64.
[12/17/17 21:02:10] allo [43/482] has challenged Taffer [485/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:29:08 is added to allo's clock.
[12/17/17 21:35:10] Zoddo stole Taffer's level 114 tunic while they were sleeping! Zoddo leaves his old level 73 tunic behind, which Taffer then takes.
[12/18/17 09:44:42] os-5185, Birdbones, and Tenorman [1213/2897] have team battled Milquetoast, Taffer, and ohnx [679/2687] and won! 0 days, 15:37:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 13:34:24] SyntaxASI [0/19] has challenged Taffer [429/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to SyntaxASI's clock.
[12/19/17 19:59:05] Taffer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:25 towards level 64.
[12/21/17 10:51:16] djm and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/17 17:40:55] Taffer [641/711] has challenged PiotrekD [265/675] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/22/17 04:12:04] Zoddo [791/1128] has challenged Taffer [398/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:55:06 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[12/22/17 21:03:58] Xenthys [169/708] has come upon Taffer [170/711] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:09:42 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/24/17 06:34:50] Taffer, rxcomm, and damyan [1447/2403] have team battled bl4ckscor3, allo, and apiw [184/1530] and won! 0 days, 12:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 21:07:17] Taffer and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 00:12:50] Taffer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:24:00 towards level 65.
[12/26/17 03:45:16] bender, kenyon, and Taffer [786/2437] have team battled Andries, elf, and Zaratustra [2629/2802] and lost! 4 days, 03:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 03:58:39] Taffer was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:06:27 from level 65.
[12/26/17 14:09:29] Taffer [704/711] has come upon blizgerg [619/1101] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:01:02 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/26/17 22:33:27] ToHellWithGA [653/705] has challenged Taffer [550/711] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/27/17 13:57:06] Taffer [276/711] has challenged bootdisk [439/784] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:11:29 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/28/17 02:20:46] Taffer, AbrahamLinksys, and Geela [941/1516] have team battled AngryParsley, idlerpgww, and el [1595/1886] and lost! 0 days, 21:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 07:47:11] Taffer was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:40:37 towards level 65.
[12/28/17 12:09:00] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:12 towards level 65.
[12/28/17 14:30:22] Taffer [570/711] has come upon Virtual [400/651] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:53:02 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/28/17 23:18:08] fattrat [1103/1174] has come upon Taffer [163/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:42:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/28/17 23:22:09] Taffer fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Taffer's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/17 07:04:26] Taffer found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:58 towards level 65.
[12/30/17 10:28:05] Yuhno, AncalagonThBlack, and Dalai [80/1655] have team battled MetaNova, Darky, and Taffer [774/2682] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/18 13:43:45] RedW [923/943] has challenged Taffer [662/704] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:51:52 is removed from RedW's clock.
[01/03/18 12:46:48] Taffer and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 00:00:08] Dalai [62/569] has challenged Taffer [510/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Dalai's clock.
[01/06/18 07:54:18] Taffer [652/704] has come upon JuanMaestro [38/715] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:20:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/06/18 23:43:59] djm [536/579] has challenged Taffer [457/704] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:55:35 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/07/18 12:40:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 3 days, 15:46:07 toward level 65.
[01/07/18 16:17:40] brendan [34/1406] has come upon Taffer [397/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/07/18 18:52:12] Taffer [17/704] has challenged SlowRiot [201/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:21 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/07/18 20:50:59] Taffer found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:48 towards level 65.
[01/07/18 22:58:45] Taffer [139/704] has come upon Gatewayy [799/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:16:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/08/18 13:04:23] Taffer ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:48 from level 65.
[01/08/18 18:00:13] Lenny [411/422] has challenged Taffer [185/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:33:38 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[01/08/18 21:53:36] Taffer found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:20 towards level 65.
[01/09/18 15:07:29] Taffer [140/704] has challenged irix [445/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/09/18 22:12:16] Frogging101, speedmann, and dclaw123 [442/1913] have team battled Brady, unicron, and Taffer [287/2083] and won! 0 days, 00:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 04:13:16] rxcomm stole Taffer's level 58 set of leggings while they were sleeping! rxcomm leaves their old level 52 set of leggings behind, which Taffer then takes.
[01/11/18 05:12:46] Herb_Tarlek [226/775] has challenged Taffer [361/697] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/11/18 09:42:14] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:57 towards level 65.
[01/11/18 19:57:02] Taffer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:55 towards level 65.
[01/14/18 00:05:50] Taffer [237/704] has challenged idisjunction [26/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:56 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/14/18 04:07:07] Taffer sharpened the edge of their weapon! Taffer's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/18 18:09:57] Meta, lightstalker, and KobrAs [1627/1890] have team battled PiotrekD, rxcomm, and Taffer [2317/2369] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/18 16:23:44] glorgamitch and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 01:37:32] max, nfsnobody, and Taffer [1313/2217] have team battled Cypher, cirdan, and zankore [1218/2843] and won! 0 days, 06:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 07:26:43] Cypher, abra0, and nfsnobody [987/2813] have team battled Taffer, ejai, and Boohbah [1310/1841] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 09:32:53] bender [502/742] has challenged Taffer [10/722] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:25 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/17/18 12:01:34] Taffer [409/722] has come upon vegadark [443/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/18/18 10:05:03] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:40 towards level 65.
[01/19/18 16:14:26] Taffer got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:50 towards level 65.
[01/20/18 14:07:02] Taffer [221/722] has come upon fattrat [331/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/21/18 06:38:47] Taffer [189/722] has challenged Eiam [271/699] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/22/18 17:26:34] Taffer, ToHellWithGA, and dax [1323/2026] have team battled exotime, sunri5e, and uhmmm [1055/1850] and won! 1 day, 04:35:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 03:08:16] Bob, Taffer, and KeboDK [821/2265] have team battled Doctor, yano, and Mars [506/2383] and won! 1 day, 00:08:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 22:15:58] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:01:25 towards level 66.
[01/25/18 12:39:36] Taffer found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:17:03 towards level 66.
[01/26/18 00:48:46] alexj, cirdan, and suterismus [526/2802] have team battled ruan, Taffer, and hoglahoo [1526/2103] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/18 13:47:07] Taffer [320/722] has come upon cirdan [500/869] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:46:51 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/28/18 03:03:50] yano [259/701] has challenged Taffer [126/722] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:41:55 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/28/18 10:25:20] Taffer sharpened the edge of their weapon! Taffer's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/18 16:03:32] Taffer [295/743] has challenged abra0 [688/983] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:18:55 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/30/18 00:14:28] Taffer [656/743] has challenged Khorne [45/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:01:12 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/31/18 05:24:26] Herb_Tarlek [252/766] has challenged Taffer [328/743] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:08:02 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/31/18 05:39:22] Taffer [544/743] has come upon sunri5e [415/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:17:56 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/12/18 13:00:56] Fluttershy, Pici, and Taffer [2175/2929] have team battled WooDy, koyaan, and yano [146/1484] and won! 0 days, 02:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 04:48:51] Taffer left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Taffer's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/14/18 12:50:18] zid [318/1011] has challenged Taffer [481/719] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:35:34 is added to zid's clock.
[02/14/18 23:52:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 11 days, 02:27:32 toward level 66.
[02/15/18 03:50:10] Taffer and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 13:09:09] Taffer, jamesl, and CornFly [1045/2164] have team battled D.Va, Brainiac, and lightstalker [963/1749] and won! 0 days, 11:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 23:36:30] Taffer was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:37 from level 66.
[02/16/18 11:25:01] canton7, Taffer, and Brainiac [1165/2235] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and uhmmm [1379/2667] and lost! 5 days, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/18 23:10:54] h00k, brendan, and Ais [1303/2609] have team battled liara, Taffer, and kenyon [1818/2465] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 05:07:58] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:11 towards level 66.
[02/19/18 13:35:48] Taffer was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:05 towards level 66.
[02/20/18 10:14:18] Nistur [139/454] has challenged Taffer [136/719] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:39:28 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[02/20/18 13:30:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 5 days, 14:24:11 toward level 66.
[02/20/18 19:17:33] Taffer [6/719] has challenged glorgamitch [568/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:35:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/21/18 04:43:10] speedmann, moveax, and MadMan [440/2148] have team battled Taffer, greekman, and neurospex [1876/2133] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 12:13:18] jrosmith [138/355] has challenged Taffer [453/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[02/22/18 01:10:46] ohnx, Globalirc, and m0shbear [1005/2529] have team battled Cypher, Taffer, and Sundance [842/2511] and won! 0 days, 23:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 03:37:49] Taffer [421/719] has come upon irix [11/1020] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:12:55 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/22/18 11:22:51] Mithkabob and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 15:10:46] Lnk [398/686] has come upon Taffer [2/719] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:05:15 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/22/18 17:11:57] Taffer and Vroomfondel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 20:46:23] Mars, Mateusz, and TauPan [843/2287] have team battled ohnx, Taffer, and Lemelisk [2427/2849] and lost! 3 days, 23:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/18 01:14:38] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:05 towards level 66.
[02/23/18 16:30:43] Taffer was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:07 from level 66.
[02/23/18 23:42:23] Taffer met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:28 from level 66.
[02/24/18 00:22:08] Taffer [218/719] has come upon Zye [828/835] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:52:19 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/24/18 23:50:36] Taffer [604/719] has challenged apiw [201/604] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:15:24 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/26/18 00:19:18] Taffer, bender, and double [1545/2383] have team battled kenyon, KeboDK, and kork [198/2421] and won! 1 day, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 03:52:10] Taffer [476/719] has come upon SlowRiot [736/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:06:38 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/26/18 08:59:51] Taffer [17/719] has challenged elf [388/915] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:22:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/27/18 23:47:40] xayto [179/720] has come upon Taffer [651/719] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:58:07 is added to xayto's clock.
[02/28/18 15:00:26] poella and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 18:27:50] nomatame and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 09:51:20] apiw [312/604] has challenged Taffer [616/719] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/01/18 09:53:32] Taffer was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:26 towards level 66.
[03/01/18 12:43:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 1 day, 05:47:27 toward level 66.
[03/01/18 20:02:57] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:36 towards level 66.
[03/02/18 01:57:17] WallIdl and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/18 19:55:41] Taffer broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:58 from level 66.
[03/03/18 01:37:26] hoglahoo [557/609] has come upon Taffer [15/719] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:05:41 is removed from hoglahoo's clock.
[03/05/18 12:53:09] Taffer [675/719] has challenged glorgamitch [166/702] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/05/18 16:06:32] Iri [279/484] has challenged Taffer [71/719] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Iri's clock.
[03/07/18 18:46:01] Taffer broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:53:03 from level 67.
[03/09/18 02:50:17] Taffer [31/719] has come upon dclaw123 [100/986] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:50:40 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/09/18 10:59:57] pixelate, SpikeX, and greekman [790/1713] have team battled Taffer, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [1097/2443] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 16:16:16] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:47 towards level 67.
[03/12/18 05:46:11] pants [167/792] has challenged Taffer [64/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:05 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/12/18 12:48:36] Eldoreth [327/916] has challenged Taffer [503/719] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:24:21 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[03/12/18 19:55:09] Taffer [137/719] has come upon Mithkabob [2/453] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:56:25 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/12/18 22:43:57] INGSOC [15/46] has challenged Taffer [24/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/13/18 11:21:28] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:59:23 towards level 67.
[03/15/18 02:08:26] ruan, Taffer, and bebbet [278/1917] have team battled vox, Gizmokid2005, and IdleMaster [812/2849] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/18 12:03:26] nomatame and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 12:13:20] bender [264/810] has challenged Taffer [149/719] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:27:50 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/16/18 02:04:16] Mrs.BigHead [4/597] has come upon Taffer [386/719] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:27:36 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[03/16/18 07:47:46] niko [31/52] has challenged Taffer [503/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to niko's clock.
[03/17/18 06:21:21] vegadark, liara, and Taffer [898/1820] have team battled Dork_Knight, Khorne, and Ais [1783/2175] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 17:53:18] Taffer, Heisenberg, and qwerty [1608/2244] have team battled lipek, ruan, and SpikeX [1243/2948] and won! 2 days, 22:00:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 11:55:34] Sundance and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 18:40:21] Taffer [331/719] has challenged dindinx [874/892] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:30 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/19/18 00:50:33] Gizmokid2005, Pici, and Sixbierehomme [1959/2800] have team battled pixelate, Roxana, and Taffer [274/2044] and won! 0 days, 09:25:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/18 19:58:50] csssuf, Taffer, and codedeeply [1440/2261] have team battled ruan, J, and vox [2185/2769] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/18 04:10:26] djm and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/18 06:52:48] Taffer [88/719] has challenged Mars [89/688] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:37:27 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/20/18 15:33:01] Taffer [718/719] has come upon robox [333/809] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:31:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[03/20/18 21:55:06] Taffer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:14 towards level 67.
[03/21/18 06:22:39] Majak and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 02:24:01] Taffer and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 10:25:57] apiw, Ttech, and MJ94 [1841/2980] have team battled hoglahoo, Syloq, and Taffer [274/1775] and won! 0 days, 04:40:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 15:47:27] csssuf and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/18 13:08:33] Taffer lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:22 from level 67.
[03/24/18 17:27:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 3 days, 19:03:03 toward level 67.
[03/25/18 01:08:59] jrosmith [279/550] has come upon Taffer [184/727] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:57 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[03/25/18 02:34:43] Hooloovoo [263/370] has challenged Taffer [668/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/25/18 06:53:09] bender stole Taffer's level 189 weapon while they were sleeping! bender leaves their old level 137 weapon behind, which Taffer then takes.
[03/26/18 14:45:43] basepi [394/933] has challenged Taffer [595/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:42:48 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/28/18 07:23:17] Andries, PinkiePie, and djm [62/2560] have team battled Taffer, Lios, and Euronur [902/2243] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/18 11:59:07] Taffer fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Taffer's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/18 20:45:31] Taffer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:12 towards level 67.
[03/30/18 00:03:34] Clearcasting [314/357] has come upon Taffer [218/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:52 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[03/30/18 07:52:57] theemstra, Mirc0p, and KeboDK [2375/2384] have team battled Atan, Taffer, and kork [1343/1545] and won! 3 days, 03:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 13:17:00] Taffer [617/709] has challenged Ttech [1052/1630] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:33:50 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/31/18 06:34:00] dwfreed and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 06:46:19] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:17:29 towards level 68.
[03/31/18 15:27:56] Taffer [103/709] has challenged pants [312/817] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:26:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/01/18 02:42:31] Taffer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:22:47 towards level 68.
[04/01/18 21:14:08] Taffer has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:35:37 from level 68.
[04/01/18 21:37:58] Taffer [185/709] has challenged manish17xxx [481/811] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:32:34 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/02/18 17:27:42] glorgamitch and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 17:51:41] Taffer [264/709] has come upon himuraken [832/930] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:11:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/03/18 14:32:47] Taffer [262/709] has come upon Roxana [798/828] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:42:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/03/18 20:10:04] zid, ohnx, and ishanyx [2383/2706] have team battled Andries, Sixbierehomme, and Taffer [281/2163] and won! 2 days, 06:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 22:00:16] canton7 [734/788] has come upon Taffer [314/709] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:17:15 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/03/18 23:20:42] yano, Milquetoast, and shandor [1668/2301] have team battled Taffer, kork, and sjefen6 [1201/1427] and won! 2 days, 07:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 09:08:37] Taffer [217/709] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [270/572] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:52:05 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/09/18 21:45:29] Taffer [411/709] has challenged RedW [260/1006] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:47:13 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/10/18 18:42:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 30 days, 10:31:12 toward level 68.
[04/11/18 09:58:00] Elgo [110/445] has challenged Taffer [597/709] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:19:18 is added to Elgo's clock.
[04/11/18 14:30:22] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:28:41 towards level 68.
[04/12/18 05:04:37] Taffer discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:34:34 towards level 68.
[04/12/18 12:07:04] Taffer [472/709] has challenged Xenthys [374/685] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:32:14 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/12/18 15:08:05] Taffer [607/709] has challenged J [60/688] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:50:00 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/13/18 02:11:46] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:56 towards level 68.
[04/13/18 04:39:48] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:00:29 towards level 68.
[04/14/18 06:00:03] Taffer [39/709] has come upon MadMan [288/1058] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:10:24 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/14/18 12:08:28] Taffer [145/709] has come upon Nistur [109/458] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:50:51 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/14/18 23:19:36] Flonk [400/737] has come upon Taffer [71/709] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:41:13 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/15/18 02:32:46] Taffer and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 03:42:57] Taffer fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Taffer's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/18 10:40:13] TauPan [647/678] has challenged Taffer [192/697] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:22:20 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/16/18 14:10:03] shandor and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/18 14:52:15] Taffer, elf, and Brainiac [1074/2431] have team battled idlerpgww, elbie, and WooDy [984/1890] and won! 1 day, 16:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 15:02:05] Taffer [674/697] has come upon Syloq [444/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:06:54 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[04/18/18 08:37:11] Taffer [66/697] has come upon rxcomm [221/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:05:15 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/18/18 18:29:51] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:15 towards level 68.
[04/19/18 17:07:47] elbie [217/809] has challenged Taffer [692/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/20/18 13:18:53] moveax, Euronur, and crysys [428/1877] have team battled Taffer, mefmef, and exa [1363/2078] and lost! 0 days, 04:45:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 21:47:52] Taffer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:20 towards level 68.
[04/21/18 06:11:07] HeavyPodda, JuanMaestro, and robox [2145/2576] have team battled Crazycatlady, womblecat, and Taffer [1801/1802] and won! 1 day, 04:24:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 01:10:42] MadMan, Taffer, shymega, and jrosmith have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/18 15:37:25] Taffer [34/697] has challenged zid [99/986] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/23/18 20:43:49] IdleMaster [448/744] has challenged Taffer [372/697] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:07:16 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/24/18 14:20:49] Taffer [432/697] has come upon glorgamitch [882/935] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:41:22 is added to Taffer's clock.
[04/26/18 03:06:07] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:34:49 towards level 69.
[04/27/18 00:09:46] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:34:20 towards level 69.
[04/27/18 23:14:19] Taffer got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:10:40 from level 69.
[04/27/18 23:24:32] FSM, SpikeX, and dclaw123 [1408/2131] have team battled tmberg, MrGlass, and Taffer [2002/2517] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/18 02:00:12] grindhold [108/292] has challenged Taffer [119/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to grindhold's clock.
[04/29/18 07:28:32] seanmnaes, freeboson, and tmberg [1413/2328] have team battled Pici, Taffer, and abra0 [1929/2827] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/18 18:17:31] vox, eva42, and woonack [2441/2908] have team battled M00nsl47r, Taffer, and TauPan [718/1705] and won! 0 days, 19:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 07:28:56] dwfreed and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 22:28:59] Taffer got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:23:50 towards level 69.
[05/01/18 23:10:32] suterismus [567/1359] has come upon Taffer [536/697] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:25:55 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/02/18 03:36:53] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:16:45 towards level 69.
[05/02/18 11:06:12] Taffer set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:33:07 from level 69.
[05/03/18 06:33:06] Taffer [69/697] has come upon fattrat [363/1178] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:16:06 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/03/18 10:12:29] Taffer [202/697] has challenged Tor [389/508] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:58:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/03/18 13:26:25] Crazycatlady, dclaw123, and Taffer [1925/2235] have team battled Sharky4, dxtr, and ncarl747 [665/1664] and won! 2 days, 06:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 20:46:19] Altorin [255/327] has challenged Taffer [203/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:31 is removed from Altorin's clock.
[05/03/18 20:46:19] In the fierce battle, Taffer dropped their level 137 weapon! Altorin picks it up, tossing their old level 28 weapon to Taffer.
[05/03/18 20:59:32] Taffer [506/577] has come upon Cypher [312/1071] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:04:55 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/05/18 20:02:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Taffer with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 23:46:04 from level 69.
[05/07/18 12:14:28] canton7 [716/788] has come upon Taffer [199/577] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:42:37 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/08/18 07:24:21] Taffer ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:13:20 from level 69.
[05/08/18 11:06:15] PiotrekD and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 20:36:10] Gerdesas, Taffer, and soltys [1322/1770] have team battled astropoint, qwerty, and CornFly [516/2515] and won! 8 days, 22:10:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 04:04:36] Taffer [322/577] has come upon Misza [489/1143] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:48:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/10/18 06:49:45] dindinx and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 07:51:17] Majak and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 05:22:48] Taffer [149/577] has challenged ishanyx [21/667] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:33:38 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/11/18 13:30:46] freeboson and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 14:59:08] Heisenberg and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 11:33:38] Taffer [212/577] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [332/520] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:30:01 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/13/18 11:42:17] Iri [22/583] has challenged Taffer [109/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:07:34 is added to Iri's clock.
[05/13/18 13:38:14] idlerpgww and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 18:00:07] Taffer ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:24:56 from level 69.
[05/14/18 18:40:43] Bob [266/739] has come upon Taffer [290/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:34 is added to Bob's clock.
[05/14/18 23:39:46] Taffer left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Taffer's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/15/18 02:00:08] glorgamitch and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 13:20:19] Taffer [17/574] has come upon Tor [3/573] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:46:12 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/15/18 17:41:24] Taffer [524/574] has come upon Morfeus [7/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:03:52 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/15/18 20:32:28] Taffer, khmerboy, and KeboDK [268/1961] have team battled el, IdleMaster, and Zoddo [1286/2504] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/18 04:42:53] Taffer, Killerkid, and Flonk [753/2111] have team battled lipek, Gerdesas, and Roxana [1002/2597] and lost! 0 days, 15:05:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 02:07:53] shandor [266/623] has come upon Taffer [327/574] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:58:32 is added to shandor's clock.
[05/18/18 13:55:44] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:33:46 towards level 69.
[05/18/18 19:15:44] Taffer got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:20:06 from level 69.
[05/20/18 04:43:24] Taffer [46/574] has come upon Lemelisk [360/1187] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:19:00 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/20/18 10:34:19] exa [311/1003] has come upon Taffer [316/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:25:45 is added to exa's clock.
[05/21/18 09:34:48] Taffer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:15 towards level 69.
[05/22/18 15:05:14] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:51:35 towards level 69.
[05/24/18 02:09:26] zid, Andries, and dax [419/2349] have team battled ilbelkyr, Taffer, and el [1000/2029] and lost! 0 days, 10:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 18:03:22] Axehands [53/149] has challenged Taffer [253/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Axehands's clock.
[05/25/18 08:35:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Taffer with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:27:31 from level 69.
[05/25/18 10:45:45] jp [1/96] has challenged Taffer [394/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to jp's clock.
[05/27/18 14:53:14] NextHendrix [96/206] has challenged Taffer [239/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to NextHendrix's clock.
[05/27/18 16:03:17] Taffer [183/574] has challenged Zye [621/1206] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:28:55 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/28/18 21:13:27] Taffer [9/574] has challenged Tenorman [698/1003] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:36:48 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/29/18 11:48:38] Nistur, Yuhno, and seanmnaes [707/1906] have team battled jrosmith, Taffer, and womblecat [883/1839] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 18:20:58] Taffer [371/574] has challenged sbp [253/615] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:47:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/30/18 12:14:21] Taffer was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:41 towards level 69.
[06/01/18 02:11:21] MadMan, pixelate, Taffer, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/18 17:30:30] robox and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/18 11:29:19] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:41 towards level 69.
[06/03/18 22:49:58] Sundance and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/18 18:48:57] Leetistan [91/456] has come upon Taffer [212/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:42 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[06/05/18 19:24:14] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:44 towards level 69.
[06/05/18 20:42:05] Taffer lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:53 from level 69.
[06/06/18 16:25:36] Taffer [135/574] has come upon SirMonkeybox [7/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:12 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/06/18 20:29:53] Lemelisk stole Taffer's level 69 helm while they were sleeping! Lemelisk leaves their old level 68 helm behind, which Taffer then takes.
[06/07/18 05:17:35] Taffer [87/573] has challenged PinkiePie [419/882] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/08/18 00:01:18] Taffer [206/573] has come upon Ais [13/461] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:08:32 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/11/18 23:48:23] Taffer [413/573] has challenged yano [515/698] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:02:26 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/12/18 11:05:47] Taffer [298/573] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [762/1009] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:24:47 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/12/18 13:13:56] Taffer [166/573] has come upon Virtual [243/633] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:45:08 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/12/18 15:30:00] Taffer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:24:37 towards level 70.
[06/13/18 03:19:31] Taffer died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:24:58 from level 70.
[06/13/18 09:13:41] grdryn [380/598] has challenged Taffer [143/573] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from grdryn's clock.
[06/13/18 10:30:06] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:34:52 towards level 70.
[06/13/18 10:56:27] Taffer [264/573] has come upon SN4T14 [664/811] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:31:09 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/13/18 18:03:04] Taffer [231/573] has challenged sasaniak [320/668] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:26:03 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/13/18 18:46:42] Lios, LukeLR, and SirMonkeybox [1215/1944] have team battled blizgerg, Taffer, and mordac [1892/2878] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/18 07:51:54] Iri, Lios, and Wario [2101/2131] have team battled Taffer, pants, and basepi [1941/2284] and won! 0 days, 11:32:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 09:47:23] Cameron_D [581/1635] has come upon Taffer [294/573] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:17:07 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[06/14/18 18:59:03] Sharky4 [629/645] has come upon Taffer [461/573] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:04 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[06/15/18 06:34:05] Taffer [401/573] has come upon Birdbones [646/1281] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:37:50 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/15/18 14:18:58] J [597/685] has challenged Taffer [15/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:46 is removed from J's clock.
[06/16/18 04:32:12] Taffer [222/573] has come upon vrillusions [146/1299] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 04:22:54 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/16/18 11:40:30] seanmnaes, rxcomm, and MadMan [129/2856] have team battled dclaw123, Taffer, and Cypher [1474/2675] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/18 03:48:58] csc2ya [231/373] has come upon Taffer [204/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:59 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[06/20/18 07:25:59] Taffer was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:38:11 from level 70.
[06/22/18 06:15:51] Taffer [431/573] has challenged PinkiePie [394/882] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:17:19 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/22/18 23:21:47] Taffer [340/573] has challenged fattrat [414/1189] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:26:05 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/23/18 14:30:11] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:43:36 towards level 70.
[06/23/18 17:19:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 14 days, 21:58:16 toward level 70.
[06/24/18 22:13:03] dwfreed and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 05:23:33] MrGlass, Cameron_D, and ncarl747 [1042/3234] have team battled Taffer, Iri, and shandor [366/1723] and won! 1 day, 11:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 08:02:55] Taffer [559/573] has challenged Virtual [487/646] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:43:36 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/25/18 11:24:14] Ais, J, and Taffer [633/1725] have team battled fattrat, sigmg, and valdur55 [1552/2820] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/18 14:06:21] Taffer [502/573] has come upon max [261/622] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:22:11 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/26/18 13:39:46] Axehands [46/254] has challenged Taffer [384/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Axehands's clock.
[06/27/18 03:50:22] Taffer was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:28:53 from level 70.
[06/27/18 08:50:12] Taffer, Agent86, and Courage [228/1605] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Sharky4, and dindinx [664/2582] and lost! 0 days, 15:14:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/18 11:50:24] Taffer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/18 23:10:13] Taffer [77/573] has come upon MrGlass [797/842] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:28:04 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/30/18 02:53:30] kenyon stole Taffer's level 93 amulet while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 41 amulet behind, which Taffer then takes.
[07/01/18 14:11:10] neurospex [1060/1186] has come upon Taffer [435/515] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:38:00 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[07/01/18 14:53:56] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:05 towards level 70.
[07/01/18 21:53:27] djm and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 11:55:27] Taffer [435/515] has come upon hannesenator [724/1132] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:48:27 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/03/18 02:32:39] Taffer found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:32 towards level 70.
[07/04/18 18:22:06] LegendaryQ [178/479] has challenged Taffer [15/515] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:16:01 is removed from LegendaryQ's clock.
[07/06/18 08:24:06] Taffer was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:43:55 from level 70.
[07/06/18 09:24:26] Taffer got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:07:12 from level 70.
[07/06/18 18:24:20] Taffer [389/515] has come upon Dork_Knight [155/829] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:48:41 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[07/06/18 22:56:22] sigmg, sjefen6, and crudd [1662/1938] have team battled Andries, Taffer, and Murii [1545/1654] and won! 0 days, 11:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/18 06:15:39] Taffer stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:52:19 towards level 70.
[07/08/18 14:10:15] Taffer learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:08 towards level 70.
[07/08/18 16:55:03] Taffer [405/515] has challenged PinkiePie [627/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:37:52 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/09/18 00:08:27] bobvador, Andries, Taffer, and niko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/18 07:00:01] Taffer [33/515] has challenged sbp [299/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:25:38 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/09/18 10:01:03] pixelate [333/473] has challenged Taffer [500/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:27:29 is added to pixelate's clock.
[07/11/18 00:09:42] Iri [33/574] has come upon Taffer [255/515] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:07:04 is added to Iri's clock.
[07/12/18 14:24:19] Taffer was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:55:17 from level 70.
[07/14/18 05:50:44] Taffer sharpened the edge of their weapon! Taffer's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/18 12:22:58] Taffer [264/518] has come upon blizgerg [321/1179] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:42:30 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/17/18 13:12:15] Taffer [124/518] has come upon M144 [224/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:53 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/18/18 03:13:36] Atan [223/614] has challenged Taffer [348/518] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:20:15 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/19/18 13:23:57] Tor [646/1019] has challenged Taffer [430/518] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:14 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/20/18 11:13:11] waifu [154/243] has challenged Taffer [426/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/22/18 07:15:35] Taffer was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:22 from level 70.
[07/22/18 16:29:09] Taffer [442/518] has come upon tmberg [543/1013] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:37:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/23/18 00:16:45] shandor and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 02:09:01] Taffer, crudd, and Agent86 [787/1627] have team battled sheu, qwerty, and Majak [1096/1498] and lost! 0 days, 10:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/18 13:31:46] cornfeedhobo [271/290] has challenged Taffer [176/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/30/18 11:33:40] Taffer [74/518] has come upon greekman [331/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:02:14 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/30/18 17:43:11] Cypher [41/1146] has challenged Taffer [322/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:20:13 is added to Cypher's clock.
[07/31/18 00:40:44] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:56 towards level 70.
[08/01/18 19:40:05] Taffer and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 12:10:48] Taffer [232/522] has come upon kenyon [682/1093] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:21:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/03/18 21:35:10] Khorne and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 16:37:07] freeboson and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 22:26:58] Taffer and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/18 18:59:55] Taffer, Asara, and Nofew [227/2814] have team battled fattrat, wolfkin, and grooverider [1626/2898] and lost! 0 days, 19:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 23:19:56] Fluttershy [850/1023] has come upon Taffer [146/522] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:44:46 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[08/06/18 03:34:50] basepi [367/836] has come upon Taffer [145/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:44:37 is removed from basepi's clock.
[08/06/18 04:19:46] Taffer, Killerkid, and Lemelisk [1119/2534] have team battled Milquetoast, useless, and basepi [2289/2547] and lost! 0 days, 22:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/18 22:46:40] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:27 towards level 70.
[08/06/18 23:46:15] codedeeply [114/849] has challenged Taffer [395/522] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:11:00 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[08/07/18 09:49:59] elbie [18/713] has challenged Taffer [317/522] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:28:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/08/18 07:57:50] Taffer [101/522] has challenged vox [838/1179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:23:56 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/09/18 22:59:31] Khorne and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 13:28:10] adamus1red [32/261] has challenged Taffer [345/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/11/18 02:00:48] Taffer learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:26 towards level 70.
[08/11/18 14:45:56] Taffer, pfoley, and nickware [1212/1986] have team battled Tim, Heisenberg, and elbie [512/1801] and won! 0 days, 08:53:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 02:20:07] Taffer [356/522] has challenged djm [417/790] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/13/18 11:42:56] Taffer [295/522] has come upon damyan [655/918] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:01:31 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/13/18 22:13:47] Nistur, vegadark, and tmberg [1413/2095] have team battled max, Taffer, and Elgo [1588/1642] and lost! 4 days, 05:28:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/18 10:52:22] waffles [422/483] has challenged Taffer [32/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from waffles's clock.
[08/14/18 15:54:11] Taffer was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:53:56 from level 71.
[08/14/18 19:05:47] Taffer got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:05:03 towards level 71.
[08/15/18 02:21:22] Andries and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 11:09:45] valdur55 [82/882] has come upon Taffer [244/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:07 is added to valdur55's clock.
[08/17/18 01:19:21] Taffer [451/522] has come upon el [811/912] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:50:39 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/18/18 16:12:10] SirMonkeybox [367/603] has challenged Taffer [161/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:57:12 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/18/18 17:00:22] Agent86, Tenorman, and Majak [128/2194] have team battled sunri5e, Taffer, and dax [222/2034] and lost! 10 days, 11:15:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/18 17:01:01] Taffer EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:48:59 from level 71.
[08/19/18 18:20:24] D.Va, Ais, and DroppedPepsi [1056/1471] have team battled PinkiePie, Taffer, and WallIdl [799/2144] and won! 0 days, 04:18:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 11:39:48] Majak and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 04:28:11] zankore, Psilocybe, and Taffer [1388/2307] have team battled LegendaryQ, Heisenberg, and csc2ya [1312/1559] and won! 1 day, 01:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/18 20:38:03] adamus1red stole Taffer's level 52 set of leggings while they were sleeping! adamus1red leaves their old level 0 set of leggings behind, which Taffer then takes.
[08/22/18 22:19:51] HellSpawn [268/300] has challenged Taffer [60/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[08/23/18 05:38:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Taffer with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 18:51:00 from level 71.
[08/23/18 06:03:27] vegadark, Sixbierehomme, and SirNudeln [1041/1329] have team battled simple, Lemongrab, and Taffer [440/2300] and won! 0 days, 04:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/18 13:57:42] Taffer lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 16:32:59 from level 71.
[08/28/18 14:14:25] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:20:36 towards level 71.
[08/28/18 20:17:55] Taffer [218/465] has challenged kenyon [708/1098] in combat and lost! 14 days, 16:15:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/29/18 10:04:45] Taffer [385/465] has come upon MrGlass [852/865] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 05:46:31 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/29/18 19:25:40] Killerkid [507/1034] has challenged Taffer [352/465] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:12:47 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[08/29/18 23:57:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 14 days, 04:00:06 toward level 71.
[08/30/18 07:47:05] Taffer, Zye, and petrichor [2649/2881] have team battled freeboson, Zaratustra, and Majak [2136/2682] and won! 2 days, 06:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 00:11:10] petrichor, lipek, and Taffer [485/2933] have team battled alephnull, Milquetoast, and damyan [83/2491] and won! 0 days, 05:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 04:47:06] gildarts and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/18 02:15:13] Taffer, Flonk, and freeboson [1273/2044] have team battled bigjay, neurospex, and Luamil [875/3212] and won! 2 days, 02:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 03:08:57] Taffer [344/465] has challenged m0shbear [38/740] in combat and won! 22 days, 18:46:41 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[09/04/18 03:54:02] Taffer met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:48:31 from level 71.
[09/05/18 03:35:21] Asara, IndigoTiger, and IdleMaster [872/3194] have team battled Birdbones, Taffer, and cirdan [1989/2696] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/18 02:31:22] KeboDK [900/986] has come upon Taffer [203/465] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:17:22 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/08/18 05:49:51] Taffer [218/465] has come upon Lemelisk [714/1215] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 10:42:57 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/08/18 08:55:43] Taffer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:37:13 towards level 71.
[09/08/18 09:19:57] mordac [946/1126] has challenged Taffer [144/465] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:34:56 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/08/18 09:36:11] sheu and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 02:03:26] Taffer [125/465] has come upon Curious_Onion [52/580] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:31:18 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[09/09/18 04:54:52] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:06:46 towards level 71.
[09/10/18 12:58:58] donpdonp [223/232] has challenged Taffer [60/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from donpdonp's clock.
[09/10/18 14:51:29] Misza [638/1161] has come upon Taffer [253/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:37 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/10/18 18:37:40] Taffer got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:20:01 from level 71.
[09/10/18 21:01:54] Ttech [1237/1691] has challenged Taffer [89/465] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:55:29 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/13/18 08:38:29] Misza [320/1161] has come upon Taffer [208/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:49 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/14/18 04:54:14] gildarts [71/464] has challenged Taffer [3/465] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[09/14/18 17:33:13] Taffer [270/465] has challenged IndigoTiger [287/1153] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:08:59 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/14/18 18:58:25] Taffer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:20:18 towards level 71.
[09/15/18 07:37:59] Taffer [298/465] has challenged brycec [48/1151] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:26:46 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[09/16/18 07:45:56] Taffer [93/465] has challenged tmberg [748/1050] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:18:06 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/17/18 03:17:59] Sharky4 [503/711] has come upon Taffer [279/465] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:16:43 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[09/17/18 08:54:28] dindinx [642/805] has challenged Taffer [39/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:23:17 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/17/18 11:41:27] Zaratustra and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 11:55:09] Taffer ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:56:30 from level 71.
[09/19/18 03:08:46] Taffer [173/465] has challenged MrGlass [625/947] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:17:12 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/19/18 07:10:08] Tenorman [562/1051] has challenged Taffer [412/465] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:33:17 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[09/21/18 20:39:18] Taffer, Tenorman, blizgerg, and Lnk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/18 10:35:53] waifu [127/462] has challenged Taffer [200/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:10 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/23/18 08:43:24] bobvador [190/593] has challenged Taffer [126/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:05 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[09/23/18 13:04:54] theZoMBiE [202/256] has challenged Taffer [420/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/23/18 19:58:07] petrichor stole Taffer's level 39 shield while they were sleeping! petrichor leaves their old level 27 shield behind, which Taffer then takes.
[09/24/18 06:54:31] Taffer [149/452] has come upon Tor [1057/1101] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:10:11 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/24/18 18:43:44] Taffer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:43:03 towards level 71.
[09/25/18 19:03:41] Taffer [440/452] has challenged Agent86 [374/668] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:02:33 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[09/26/18 00:22:48] crysys [630/753] has challenged Taffer [5/452] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from crysys's clock.
[09/26/18 16:11:15] idlerpgww [310/575] has challenged Taffer [303/452] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:08:23 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[09/26/18 17:06:33] dwfreed and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 21:35:16] IllusiveMan_, elbie, and Sixbierehomme [119/1310] have team battled JensRex, allo, and Taffer [291/2080] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/18 10:17:24] Taffer [348/452] has challenged pants [235/904] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:35:48 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[09/28/18 13:26:55] elf [225/1124] has challenged Taffer [140/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:22 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/18 02:07:54] Taffer [18/452] has come upon loomysh [390/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:51:35 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/30/18 01:39:01] Taffer grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:40 towards level 71.
[09/30/18 02:39:52] dindinx [677/805] has challenged Taffer [293/452] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:02:18 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/30/18 10:35:25] Mateusz, Gizmokid2005, apiw, and Taffer have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/18 15:55:35] Misza, MJ94, and dclaw123 [2070/2864] have team battled JuanMaestro, Taffer, and IndigoTiger [1207/2216] and won! 1 day, 00:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/18 23:47:16] Taffer [269/452] has challenged JensRex [808/1081] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:20:43 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/01/18 15:58:22] suterismus, KeboDK, and vrillusions [1593/3541] have team battled Taffer, el, and alephnull [323/1989] and won! 0 days, 17:53:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/18 07:27:42] Taffer reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Taffer's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/18 07:06:35] acolarh [209/685] has challenged Taffer [37/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:38:30 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[10/03/18 07:06:35] acolarh has dealt Taffer a Critical Strike! 3 days, 01:47:56 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/03/18 15:09:22] JuanMaestro [443/890] has challenged Taffer [100/454] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:19:57 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/04/18 02:02:48] Misza, Zoddo, el, and Taffer have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/18 23:16:26] Zoddo, Taffer, and djm [1275/2352] have team battled kork, FSM, and holloway [1541/1809] and lost! 1 day, 00:43:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 00:00:31] Taffer was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:59:44 from level 71.
[10/06/18 01:02:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 8 days, 10:01:26 toward level 71.
[10/06/18 13:52:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 5 days, 14:21:23 toward level 71.
[10/06/18 19:40:32] allo [303/547] has come upon Taffer [352/454] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:48:47 is added to allo's clock.
[10/07/18 06:39:25] gildarts [11/458] has challenged Taffer [353/454] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:43:50 is added to gildarts's clock.
[10/08/18 00:36:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 1 day, 05:19:29 toward level 71.
[10/09/18 00:22:27] Taffer and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 20:42:23] Taffer [363/454] has challenged el [193/915] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/10/18 22:09:44] M144 [223/538] has challenged Taffer [328/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:45:49 is added to M144's clock.
[10/11/18 23:16:45] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:53:17 towards level 72.
[10/12/18 02:18:05] Taffer [293/454] has come upon Birdbones [513/1297] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:29:33 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/12/18 11:22:11] Mirc0p [522/738] has challenged Taffer [415/454] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:34:16 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[10/12/18 13:22:52] Taffer [113/454] has challenged JuanMaestro [226/890] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:00:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/12/18 20:12:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 36 days, 00:45:44 toward level 72.
[10/12/18 22:22:57] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:52 towards level 72.
[10/15/18 11:44:02] Taffer [407/454] has challenged lagertonne [145/574] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:04:17 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/15/18 14:45:51] Taffer was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:46:06 from level 72.
[10/16/18 10:51:43] holloway [639/975] has challenged Taffer [165/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:21:54 is removed from holloway's clock.
[10/17/18 04:34:57] Fluttershy, HellSpawn, and Taffer [462/1907] have team battled waifu, BagelBites, and WallIdl [1469/1523] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 10:59:39] Taffer [273/454] has challenged dxtr [616/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:40:37 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/18/18 10:58:57] Taffer [386/454] has come upon TimWolla [373/761] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:31:16 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/19/18 01:12:12] pfoley [337/648] has challenged Taffer [247/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:57:31 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[10/19/18 03:15:24] Taffer [385/454] has come upon mwhahaha [748/958] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:53:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/24/18 15:59:59] Taffer [391/454] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [831/980] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:14:21 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/25/18 04:20:05] crysys, SpikeX, and alephnull [386/2211] have team battled Brainiac, Taffer, and lagertonne [1753/1799] and lost! 3 days, 23:03:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/18 05:04:29] Taffer [219/454] has challenged allo [0/551] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:05:41 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[10/25/18 14:07:36] manish17xxx [593/736] has challenged Taffer [347/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:23:54 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[10/25/18 15:56:48] zankore [993/1082] has come upon Taffer [411/454] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:06:29 is removed from zankore's clock.
[10/26/18 02:11:02] yano, MrGlass, and Taffer [16/2100] have team battled xit, freeboson, and alephnull [1814/2447] and lost! 4 days, 21:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 13:01:45] freeboson and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 06:25:22] Taffer [88/454] has challenged dwfreed [182/464] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:24:12 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/28/18 19:16:22] Taffer was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:18:35 from level 72.
[10/29/18 09:56:59] Taffer [48/454] has come upon sunri5e [833/1139] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:37:09 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/30/18 01:37:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 8 days, 04:15:21 toward level 72.
[10/30/18 11:42:32] Taffer lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:54:32 from level 72.
[10/30/18 17:45:00] Taffer, SCSi, and sigmg [549/1686] have team battled Syloq, allo, and dindinx [213/2040] and won! 2 days, 05:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 10:24:25] Flonk [252/880] has challenged Taffer [38/454] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:37:51 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/01/18 17:11:52] Eldoreth [690/979] has challenged Taffer [322/454] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:15:44 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/02/18 13:24:25] MJ94, GilbertErik, and Misza [1862/2545] have team battled allo, Taffer, and Khorne [1621/2080] and won! 0 days, 10:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/18 18:02:47] Majak and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/18 19:15:43] Taffer bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:42 towards level 72.
[11/06/18 04:57:23] Syloq and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/18 10:58:21] Taffer [24/454] has come upon bobvador [172/617] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:37:37 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/07/18 00:36:51] Taffer invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:16:56 towards level 72.
[11/07/18 07:01:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Taffer with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 02:11:02 from level 72.
[11/07/18 20:02:20] Taffer [392/454] has challenged vox [949/1201] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:14:09 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/08/18 01:47:43] crudd [91/441] has come upon Taffer [365/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:53:16 is added to crudd's clock.
[11/08/18 08:37:56] Taffer [28/454] has come upon freeboson [698/800] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:04:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/08/18 09:05:16] mordac [1173/1264] has challenged Taffer [265/454] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:02:54 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/09/18 02:08:59] Agent86 [504/672] has challenged Taffer [320/454] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:59:16 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/09/18 15:11:54] Taffer [298/454] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [213/879] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:14:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/09/18 16:37:25] HellSpawn [45/413] has come upon Taffer [106/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:25:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/09/18 18:42:52] NPC4946410567318 [68/154] has challenged Taffer [360/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[11/10/18 10:27:12] Taffer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:46 towards level 72.
[11/10/18 17:42:13] Taffer ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:28:39 from level 72.
[11/11/18 00:19:07] Taffer [32/454] has challenged MJ94 [349/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[11/11/18 20:19:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Taffer 9 days, 05:44:56 toward level 72.