Player Info

User: Varjatticus
Class: Hunter Strangler
Admin?: No
Level: 59
Next level: 13 days, 16:49:05
Status: Offline
Host: varjack!~unknown@gateway/tor-sasl/pilot/x-63345521
Account Created: Mon Jul 8 12:39:22 2019
Last login: Tue May 4 10:14:59 2021
Total time idled: 285 days, 06:47:56
Current position: [419,367]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 51
boots: 21
charm: 45
gloves: 44
helm: 41
leggings: 35
ring: 28
shield: 26
tunic: 14
weapon: 33

sum: 338

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 0 days, 00:08:49
mesg: 0 days, 03:43:06
nick: 7 days, 23:33:18
part: 1 day, 20:59:51
quest: None
quit: 39 days, 03:45:43

total: 49 days, 04:10:47

Character Modifiers

[07/08/19 17:49:20] Varjatticus [0/1] has challenged Misza [17/1311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:30 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/08/19 18:02:28] Varjatticus [1/4] has challenged himuraken [637/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/08/19 22:56:21] Varjatticus, Mithkabob, and Zyphyr [239/904] have team battled LapTop006, Majak, and Nechayev [1685/1920] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 01:09:47] Varjatticus [58/93] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [501/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/10/19 11:31:59] Varjatticus [90/192] has challenged grooverider [848/1434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/10/19 17:59:12] dax [342/547] has come upon Varjatticus [0/192] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:23:45 is removed from dax's clock.
[07/10/19 20:11:17] Varjatticus [91/200] has challenged bigjay [1072/1497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:22 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/11/19 07:20:10] Varjatticus [20/200] has challenged Sundance [420/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/11/19 17:30:42] Varjatticus [64/219] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [371/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/12/19 04:59:46] Varjatticus [41/226] has challenged Tenorman [654/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/12/19 18:56:05] Varjatticus [135/226] has challenged RBecker [249/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/13/19 10:57:37] Varjatticus [133/250] has challenged zifnab06 [34/705] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[07/14/19 01:14:04] Varjatticus [12/265] has challenged mwhahaha [666/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/14/19 22:36:21] Varjatticus [150/273] has challenged damyan [739/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/15/19 00:07:24] niko [538/810] has challenged Varjatticus [75/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:18:58 is removed from niko's clock.
[07/15/19 00:07:24] niko has dealt Varjatticus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:08:05 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/15/19 19:34:42] wMw [625/631] has come upon Varjatticus [198/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:58:36 is removed from wMw's clock.
[07/16/19 02:36:23] Varjatticus [254/273] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [496/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/16/19 08:22:34] canton7 [6/1002] has come upon Varjatticus [162/273] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:02 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/17/19 01:18:43] Bahhumbug [482/906] has challenged Varjatticus [55/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:30:10 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[07/17/19 06:19:38] Varjatticus [112/280] has challenged CornFly [903/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/17/19 13:54:10] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:18 towards level 36.
[07/17/19 16:25:06] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:25 towards level 36.
[07/18/19 12:22:29] Varjatticus [197/300] has challenged zifnab06 [439/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/18/19 13:39:13] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:23 towards level 37.
[07/18/19 20:33:35] Eiam [49/708] has come upon Varjatticus [269/300] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:38:29 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/19/19 21:39:53] Varjatticus misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:25 from level 37.
[07/20/19 03:38:26] Varjatticus [63/330] has challenged jbroome [441/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/20/19 06:02:09] apiw, micah, and Killerkid [2708/2725] have team battled Varjatticus, SlowRiot, and Iceman [1686/2103] and won! 0 days, 17:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 06:27:28] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:22 towards level 38.
[07/21/19 10:31:11] Athos, skarlso, and buksi [439/1558] have team battled Sundance, dclaw123, and Varjatticus [998/1946] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/19 21:17:28] Varjatticus [208/335] has challenged Ratigan [290/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/23/19 14:17:05] Varjatticus and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/19 05:49:40] Varjatticus [301/354] has challenged CornFly [1055/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/25/19 05:50:12] Cameron_D [147/1618] has come upon Varjatticus [299/354] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:40:35 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[07/25/19 22:05:44] kenyon [561/1102] has challenged Varjatticus [195/354] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:08:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/25/19 22:05:44] kenyon has dealt Varjatticus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:21:10 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/26/19 07:53:47] Varjatticus and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 23:29:53] Varjatticus [59/359] has challenged djm [608/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/27/19 09:00:46] brycec and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 00:40:59] grooverider [305/1452] has come upon Varjatticus [113/359] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:20:40 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/28/19 06:05:12] FSM, Varjatticus, and MrGlass [1213/2010] have team battled zankore, petrichor, and phraktyl [2429/2670] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/19 04:52:47] Varjatticus stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:00 towards level 41.
[07/29/19 18:41:55] Varjatticus [172/366] has challenged himuraken [336/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[08/13/19 04:01:38] double [977/1111] has come upon Varjatticus [290/367] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:17:28 is removed from double's clock.
[08/13/19 22:46:06] Varjatticus [51/375] has challenged dwfreed [411/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[08/14/19 04:51:33] Varjatticus, Xenofex, and MrGlass [75/2101] have team battled Iceman, JensRex, and AncalagonThBlack [417/3392] and lost! 0 days, 17:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 07:00:59] Varjatticus [274/375] has come upon Grayson [159/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:37:39 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[08/24/19 00:18:37] Varjatticus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:02 towards level 43.
[08/26/19 15:06:46] SirMonkeybox [287/553] has come upon Varjatticus [297/375] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:28:41 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/26/19 15:30:49] Majak [460/638] has come upon Varjatticus [221/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:50:55 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/27/19 12:56:49] Notir [283/328] has come upon Varjatticus [233/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:53 is removed from Notir's clock.
[08/27/19 14:41:25] Varjatticus, LapTop006, and TheresusPheronor [1087/1400] have team battled Mars, WallIdl, and suterismus [722/3123] and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 19:35:42] Asara, Grayson, and Atan [54/2273] have team battled ilbelkyr, Varjatticus, and sheu [1786/1995] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 01:50:40] Varjatticus [98/375] has challenged SlowRiot [17/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:37 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[08/30/19 02:13:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 0 days, 17:02:30 toward level 44.
[08/30/19 03:11:05] yano [295/568] has challenged Varjatticus [53/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:44:28 is removed from yano's clock.
[08/30/19 12:42:09] Varjatticus [55/377] has challenged woonack [445/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[08/31/19 12:42:26] tmberg, Heisenberg, and ganome [462/2693] have team battled Varjatticus, rxcomm, and el [1321/2647] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/19 01:55:15] borsin [605/661] has come upon Varjatticus [250/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:13 is removed from borsin's clock.
[09/05/19 04:25:38] cocota [67/300] has challenged Varjatticus [347/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to cocota's clock.
[09/05/19 08:25:10] anarcat [414/712] has come upon Varjatticus [280/377] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:19:14 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/05/19 18:12:40] Varjatticus died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:49:52 from level 45.
[09/05/19 21:48:42] sc_ [466/533] has challenged Varjatticus [354/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:29:51 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[09/06/19 00:53:43] Brady, Lnk, and kenyon [1816/3088] have team battled mordac, Varjatticus, and Nofew [1739/2542] and won! 6 days, 23:43:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 07:06:10] petrichor [111/1247] has challenged Varjatticus [180/377] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:18:20 is added to petrichor's clock.
[09/07/19 09:43:28] Varjatticus and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 09:56:40] IllusiveMan_ [604/654] has challenged Varjatticus [330/377] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:03:36 is removed from IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[09/07/19 20:14:40] Varjatticus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:07 towards level 45.
[09/08/19 00:26:06] blabber, Ironhoof, and blizgerg [2593/3431] have team battled Varjatticus, suterismus, and Mars [1447/2925] and won! 4 days, 06:54:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/19 09:14:35] Varjatticus got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:20 from level 45.
[09/08/19 13:14:58] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:33 towards level 45.
[09/09/19 15:48:07] Varjatticus [365/377] has challenged Brainiac [579/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/09/19 21:09:45] CornFly [568/1139] has challenged Varjatticus [6/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:40:22 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/10/19 11:40:36] Varjatticus, TimWolla, and golgy [1174/1690] have team battled inittab, AbacusAvenger, and RBecker [1080/2298] and won! 0 days, 19:26:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/19 04:16:44] Varjatticus [166/377] has challenged Majak [433/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:40 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/11/19 12:11:18] PlasmaStar, Varjatticus, and csc2ya [342/1330] have team battled Majak, fattrat, and Milquetoast [1555/3084] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/19 04:24:15] Varjatticus was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:15 from level 46.
[09/18/19 15:57:34] Herb_Tarlek [851/940] has challenged Varjatticus [295/377] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:53 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/19/19 16:03:05] Varjatticus [35/377] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [823/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:05 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/19/19 22:49:10] Varjatticus [20/377] has challenged StalkR [206/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/20/19 07:36:42] sbp, Varjatticus, and elbie [1412/1942] have team battled Mars, Khorne, and Yuhno [273/2945] and won! 1 day, 07:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 11:07:24] Varjatticus [189/377] has challenged Brainiac [719/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:19:13 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/22/19 22:59:09] Varjatticus learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:24 towards level 47.
[09/23/19 11:24:02] m0shbear [938/986] has challenged Varjatticus [210/377] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:59:45 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[09/23/19 17:23:43] Ttech [645/1920] has come upon Varjatticus [228/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:49:25 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/25/19 16:56:04] Varjatticus [159/378] has come upon Reilly [267/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:01 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/27/19 15:15:45] Varjatticus saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:20:40 from level 47.
[09/27/19 15:38:17] Varjatticus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:46 from level 47.
[10/08/19 21:58:17] Varjatticus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/19 16:30:56] Orodruin [33/155] has come upon Varjatticus [132/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:08 is added to Orodruin's clock.
[10/24/19 05:41:07] Varjatticus [172/383] has challenged kenyon [679/1138] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:45:31 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/24/19 23:56:19] dartainus, allo, and bookworm [711/1668] have team battled Varjatticus, DrJosh9000, and Lemelisk [600/2347] and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 17:12:43] Varjatticus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:59 towards level 48.
[10/26/19 17:33:33] ganome [379/496] has challenged Varjatticus [179/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:10:55 is removed from ganome's clock.
[10/27/19 14:10:21] Ttech [796/1950] has challenged Varjatticus [338/383] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:46:54 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/28/19 09:11:29] Varjatticus [243/383] has come upon Mateusz [699/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:10:16 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/28/19 18:16:46] Varjatticus [164/383] has challenged nawcom [177/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:17 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/29/19 08:20:07] yano [417/580] has challenged Varjatticus [343/383] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:36:34 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/29/19 13:51:33] Varjatticus grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:00 towards level 48.
[10/30/19 03:09:00] Varjatticus [338/383] has come upon Tratos [333/997] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:52 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[10/30/19 05:13:33] Varjatticus, L, and sunri5e [1360/2423] have team battled Syloq, sjums_the_great, and theZoMBiE [1136/1544] and won! 0 days, 10:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 20:06:02] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:29 towards level 48.
[10/31/19 03:59:52] Varjatticus [135/383] has come upon Andries [122/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:02:20 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[11/01/19 09:31:41] Varjatticus [223/383] has challenged Mateusz [512/1150] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:14 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[11/01/19 16:17:39] Asara [239/1091] has come upon Varjatticus [11/383] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:17:10 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/02/19 00:23:10] Varjatticus [88/383] has come upon ganome [317/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:28:23 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[11/04/19 06:26:27] Varjatticus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Varjatticus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/19 12:17:46] Birdbones, aismallard, and TheDeadlyDandy [2642/2893] have team battled max, Desspugne, and Varjatticus [2048/2189] and won! 0 days, 22:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 14:02:31] woonack [198/731] has come upon Varjatticus [15/378] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:19:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/09/19 18:37:13] aismallard, ToHellWithGA, and Varjatticus [1142/2201] have team battled Xenthys, buyoq, and Notir [1675/1762] and lost! 1 day, 00:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 21:47:55] el, blizgerg, and GipsyPureGold [702/2996] have team battled Varjatticus, Crazycatlady, and simple [766/2083] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/19 00:31:18] Eldoreth [1113/1229] has challenged Varjatticus [96/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:16:23 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/11/19 01:40:50] Varjatticus and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 05:27:18] aismallard [419/801] has come upon Varjatticus [97/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:13:38 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/19/19 05:49:19] Varjatticus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:48 towards level 49.
[11/19/19 12:36:51] mwhahaha, Varjatticus, and WallIdl [862/1910] have team battled Lnk, suterismus, and vegadark [1288/3084] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/19 04:55:57] max, djm, and Bradicus [421/2949] have team battled Cameron_D, Reilly, and Varjatticus [119/1613] and won! 1 day, 06:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 01:07:36] canton7, Bahhumbug, and Varjatticus [350/2366] have team battled Khorne, jbroome, and elf [2789/3367] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/19 16:27:53] Varjatticus [227/375] has challenged Chuck [372/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:19 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[11/22/19 00:34:19] pixelate, tspange, and Nechayev [771/2214] have team battled dartainus, Varjatticus, and ncarl747 [1794/2004] and lost! 0 days, 20:04:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 03:33:36] Varjatticus [74/379] has challenged Psilocybe [167/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[11/22/19 09:07:38] MrGlass, freeboson, and PlasmaStar [1834/2163] have team battled zid, max, and Varjatticus [2309/2337] and lost! 1 day, 03:23:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 21:04:45] anarcat [271/993] has challenged Varjatticus [141/379] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/23/19 20:51:39] KyloRen, Eldoreth, and StalkR [1780/2174] have team battled golgy, Varjatticus, and gdm [526/1872] and won! 1 day, 02:56:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 11:07:00] Varjatticus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:14 towards level 50.
[12/18/19 08:16:27] Varjatticus [114/382] has come upon pfoley [568/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:19:47 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[12/19/19 19:39:57] bobvador, Desspugne, and Nofew [743/2359] have team battled efertone, Zaratustra, and Varjatticus [682/2012] and won! 0 days, 14:22:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 15:39:38] Varjatticus and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 23:31:38] Ratigan [739/809] has come upon Varjatticus [120/382] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:45 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[12/21/19 04:40:24] Varjatticus [320/382] has challenged ishanyx [480/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:38 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[12/21/19 14:42:37] Brainiac [248/845] has challenged Varjatticus [208/382] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:09:37 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[12/23/19 14:37:55] Varjatticus grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:03 towards level 50.
[12/24/19 08:51:47] simple, Xenofex, and anarcat [1563/2848] have team battled Asara, LapTop006, and Varjatticus [1776/1989] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/19 22:00:49] Chuck [513/753] has come upon Varjatticus [316/382] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:05:52 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/25/19 05:18:59] Elgo, Scornn, and sbp [1431/2018] have team battled anarcat, brycec, and Varjatticus [459/2555] and won! 1 day, 02:06:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 08:41:15] Varjatticus [257/382] has challenged elbie [30/964] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[12/25/19 10:25:17] Varjatticus slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Varjatticus's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/19 01:42:45] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:30 towards level 51.
[12/26/19 07:48:41] Varjatticus and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 12:53:30] Birdbones, osannatas, and androphius [7/2678] have team battled L, Varjatticus, and D.Va [417/1966] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 16:31:14] tmberg, scumola, and Chuck [2127/2657] have team battled Varjatticus, sigmg, and AncalagonThBlack [857/1983] and won! 0 days, 00:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 01:17:16] Varjatticus [287/378] has challenged JuanMaestro [37/961] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:27:49 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[12/28/19 04:48:12] kenyon, damyan, and bookworm [2291/2830] have team battled Varjatticus, csssuf, and canton7 [850/2217] and won! 0 days, 02:04:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 01:28:06] Varjatticus broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:14 from level 51.
[12/29/19 04:15:18] astropoint [353/952] has come upon Varjatticus [345/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:41:01 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[12/29/19 06:26:17] jjasghar, buksi, and neurospex [200/2271] have team battled Varjatticus, RBecker, and Tenorman [884/2463] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/19 18:06:39] Varjatticus has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:05 from level 51.
[12/29/19 21:00:51] Varjatticus sharpened the edge of their weapon! Varjatticus's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/19 21:47:58] rustybicycle [24/27] has challenged Varjatticus [322/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[12/31/19 04:34:28] Dyntra [133/442] has challenged Varjatticus [256/382] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:28 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[12/31/19 11:22:47] Varjatticus was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:59 from level 51.
[12/31/19 16:35:56] Varjatticus got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:35 from level 51.
[01/03/20 04:53:22] RBecker and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 19:17:17] Varjatticus [157/386] has challenged Athos [471/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[01/08/20 19:22:16] Varjatticus [152/386] has challenged m0shbear [583/1217] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:32:20 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[01/08/20 21:44:48] DrJosh9000 [411/759] has challenged Varjatticus [356/386] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:48:14 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/08/20 23:53:44] Scornn, RBecker, and pollo [2455/2640] have team battled HeavyPodda, Varjatticus, and Psilocybe [1547/2069] and won! 0 days, 04:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 14:07:55] Tiny_Nuggins [137/828] has come upon Varjatticus [381/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:08 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[01/12/20 22:46:28] Ether stole Varjatticus's level 54 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Ether leaves their old level 21 pair of boots behind, which Varjatticus then takes.
[01/13/20 02:20:39] Crazycatlady, rxcomm, and sheu [478/2605] have team battled cirdan, lakwatsero, and Varjatticus [1532/1736] and lost! 2 days, 08:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/20 01:59:43] Zaratustra, Varjatticus, and RBecker [2266/2336] have team battled Psilocybe, canton7, and Reilly [1159/2452] and won! 2 days, 06:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 09:21:45] jbroome [463/1030] has challenged Varjatticus [7/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:06:17 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[01/19/20 04:48:55] Varjatticus lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:08:26 from level 52.
[01/30/20 06:51:58] Varjatticus was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:57 from level 52.
[01/31/20 13:41:03] Psilocybe, KH405, and SirMonkeybox [153/1801] have team battled pfoley, agrajag, and Varjatticus [2151/2556] and lost! 0 days, 17:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/20 19:39:45] Varjatticus [281/349] has challenged Majak [204/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:21:18 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[02/01/20 14:09:47] Heisenberg and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 01:49:49] ToHellWithGA, pants, and Mars [1635/3599] have team battled Varjatticus, Lemelisk, and Brady [1650/2830] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/20 14:27:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 1 day, 20:29:18 toward level 52.
[02/08/20 18:55:17] damyan [795/1254] has come upon Varjatticus [129/349] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:08:05 is removed from damyan's clock.
[02/08/20 19:50:28] damyan [888/1254] has come upon Varjatticus [341/349] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:41:17 is removed from damyan's clock.
[02/09/20 22:24:03] Varjatticus [140/349] has come upon Antium [308/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:03 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[02/10/20 11:00:40] StalkR [365/502] has challenged Varjatticus [289/349] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[02/10/20 18:17:42] Varjatticus and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 18:44:34] Bahhumbug, CornFly, and tspange [1738/2980] have team battled Syloq, Crazycatlady, and Varjatticus [349/1801] and won! 1 day, 03:05:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 22:33:09] fattrat [958/1188] has come upon Varjatticus [120/349] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:17:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/17/20 02:33:56] Varjatticus, Psilocybe, and sheu [784/1671] have team battled MadMan, Neo, and neurospex [2114/3197] and lost! 0 days, 16:46:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/20 14:57:43] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:41 towards level 52.
[02/18/20 05:57:10] micah [831/900] has come upon Varjatticus [119/349] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:35:37 is removed from micah's clock.
[02/18/20 11:05:37] Mirc0p [170/734] has come upon Varjatticus [17/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:51:12 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[02/19/20 16:40:55] sc_ [541/612] has come upon Varjatticus [338/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:25:31 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[02/19/20 19:08:11] Fluttershy [91/1205] has come upon Varjatticus [308/349] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:59:48 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[02/19/20 21:27:07] dartainus, bisco, and Fluttershy [2567/3018] have team battled Bradicus, Varjatticus, and aismallard [417/2156] and won! 0 days, 02:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 22:04:06] Yuhno [404/658] has come upon Varjatticus [106/349] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:51:04 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[02/20/20 03:58:43] Varjatticus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:32 towards level 52.
[02/20/20 04:24:25] Varjatticus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:01 towards level 52.
[02/21/20 13:51:10] Varjatticus [38/359] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [195/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[02/21/20 19:38:02] Varjatticus was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:37 towards level 53.
[02/22/20 11:35:09] Varjatticus lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:22:40 from level 53.
[02/22/20 14:40:15] Forud [380/797] has come upon Varjatticus [283/359] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:07:14 is removed from Forud's clock.
[02/25/20 20:47:24] Varjatticus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:12 from level 53.
[02/26/20 02:21:31] Varjatticus stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:35:50 towards level 53.
[02/28/20 04:14:19] bigjay, Brady, and maligned [969/3218] have team battled Varjatticus, Athos, and idlerpgww [668/1866] and won! 1 day, 03:29:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 07:41:36] Sharky4 [838/1123] has come upon Varjatticus [250/359] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:36:40 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[02/29/20 11:50:13] grooverider [1254/1518] has come upon Varjatticus [219/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:51:28 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/01/20 09:47:34] StalkR [113/502] has come upon Varjatticus [330/359] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:52:17 is added to StalkR's clock.
[03/02/20 21:30:39] Varjatticus, Ttech, and damyan [119/3573] have team battled Bradicus, DrJosh9000, and el [2443/2918] and lost! 2 days, 02:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/20 01:16:32] Zyphyr [205/656] has come upon Varjatticus [64/359] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:28 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[03/05/20 14:01:52] suterismus [912/1425] has challenged Varjatticus [318/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:05:27 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/06/20 05:07:35] sairis, Lemelisk, mordac, and Varjatticus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/20 23:42:10] Varjatticus and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/20 02:54:35] Varjatticus [109/359] has challenged zid [807/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:44 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[03/25/20 03:58:38] Varjatticus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:05 from level 53.
[03/25/20 14:00:17] crysys, m0shbear, and micah [647/2941] have team battled Varjatticus, Eiam, and AbrahamLinksys [1520/1702] and lost! 1 day, 11:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/20 12:56:50] Varjatticus learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:49 towards level 53.
[03/27/20 12:22:09] nijotz [86/172] has challenged Varjatticus [76/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from nijotz's clock.
[03/27/20 18:44:27] Varjatticus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:37 towards level 53.
[03/27/20 22:17:34] jnerulax [82/228] has challenged Varjatticus [33/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from jnerulax's clock.
[03/28/20 04:48:23] Varjatticus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:26:09 from level 53.
[03/28/20 12:09:21] Varjatticus invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:35 towards level 53.
[03/28/20 12:12:22] crysys [729/782] has come upon Varjatticus [144/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:43:06 is removed from crysys's clock.
[03/28/20 21:14:52] Varjatticus [8/359] has challenged elbie [940/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:44 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/01/20 16:55:19] Varjatticus [51/359] has come upon pollo [441/1059] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:50 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/02/20 00:54:57] sigmg [550/959] has come upon Varjatticus [162/359] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:24:17 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[04/02/20 01:37:50] Varjatticus [74/359] has challenged zVxt [242/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:52 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/04/20 05:54:23] Varjatticus [256/359] has come upon Tratos [323/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:44 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/04/20 06:02:08] MJ94, damyan, and Varjatticus [1635/2271] have team battled MrGlass, Andries, and Heisenberg [2675/2704] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/20 04:06:07] Varjatticus [221/359] has challenged lipek [319/1360] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:11:41 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/05/20 13:31:00] Varjatticus, Tiny_Nuggins, and sartan [2001/2403] have team battled inittab, pfoley, and IdleMaster [1197/2291] and won! 0 days, 20:50:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/20 22:34:03] blabber [517/881] has come upon Varjatticus [314/359] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:18:52 is removed from blabber's clock.
[04/07/20 09:11:54] WallIdl and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/20 08:28:35] Varjatticus [328/359] has come upon ohnx [758/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:45:30 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/08/20 21:56:08] Varjatticus and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/20 01:16:24] FSM [586/831] has challenged Varjatticus [143/359] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:41:39 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/09/20 07:23:48] Varjatticus saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:54:25 from level 54.
[04/09/20 09:11:43] noomy [160/225] has challenged Varjatticus [335/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to noomy's clock.
[04/17/20 12:28:24] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:24 towards level 54.
[04/17/20 12:50:53] Lemelisk, sairis, and sunri5e [991/2954] have team battled Varjatticus, DrJosh9000, and xayto [1806/1892] and lost! 0 days, 21:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/20 15:09:27] Varjatticus has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:13:49 from level 54.
[04/17/20 23:46:40] Varjatticus, DrJosh9000, and WallIdl [720/1881] have team battled Ttech, blabber, and Brady [211/3955] and won! 1 day, 15:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 00:41:36] Varjatticus was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:04 from level 54.
[04/18/20 22:14:39] aismallard [75/874] has challenged Varjatticus [238/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:30 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/19/20 13:59:33] waifu [484/839] has challenged Varjatticus [54/359] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:07:39 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/19/20 14:11:27] Varjatticus [204/359] has come upon mordac [1245/1329] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:39:50 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/21/20 04:49:10] Varjatticus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:17 towards level 54.
[04/22/20 11:25:54] nijotz [15/313] has come upon Varjatticus [22/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:13 is added to nijotz's clock.
[04/24/20 20:26:46] Varjatticus [23/359] has challenged MrGlass [248/1027] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:00:50 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/25/20 14:26:06] Kronos [247/373] has come upon Varjatticus [310/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:37 is added to Kronos's clock.
[04/26/20 01:33:02] h00k [603/777] has challenged Varjatticus [3/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:56 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/26/20 04:01:05] Varjatticus bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:20 towards level 54.
[04/26/20 06:17:37] borsin [401/629] has come upon Varjatticus [202/359] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:29:45 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/26/20 21:22:18] Varjatticus fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Varjatticus's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/20 22:05:19] Varjatticus and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 23:13:06] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:58 towards level 54.
[04/27/20 08:32:51] jnerulax [581/611] has challenged Varjatticus [200/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from jnerulax's clock.
[04/28/20 13:40:27] Varjatticus grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:44 towards level 54.
[04/28/20 19:56:07] Varjatticus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:21 from level 54.
[04/28/20 22:48:46] Varjatticus [293/355] has challenged Khorne [46/958] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:06:23 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[04/28/20 22:48:46] Varjatticus has dealt Khorne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:45:42 is added to Khorne's clock.
[04/29/20 16:34:24] sjums_the_great, Varjatticus, and Reilly [800/1913] have team battled jnerulax, micah, and damyan [923/2836] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/20 03:25:29] Varjatticus and Neo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/20 11:57:30] canton7 [1073/1204] has challenged Varjatticus [149/355] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:51:54 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/30/20 15:58:26] Varjatticus [318/355] has challenged Zaratustra [1025/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:03 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[05/12/20 17:29:25] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:28 towards level 54.
[05/13/20 10:03:48] Scar3cr0w, Fluttershy, and Cusack [2078/2339] have team battled Mars, dartainus, and Varjatticus [500/2429] and won! 0 days, 03:51:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 18:02:30] sc_, dartainus, and Bluedog [796/1974] have team battled Varjatticus, meskio, and Lnk [317/2203] and won! 1 day, 06:46:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 08:30:26] Varjatticus [13/359] has challenged zbe [5/742] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[05/15/20 14:00:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 5 days, 18:35:57 toward level 55.
[05/16/20 12:31:55] Kangie [136/154] has challenged Varjatticus [157/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Kangie's clock.
[05/26/20 00:21:56] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:47 towards level 55.
[05/27/20 06:22:27] Varjatticus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:57 towards level 55.
[05/27/20 20:58:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 3 days, 08:43:10 toward level 55.
[05/28/20 22:04:18] anarcat [630/683] has challenged Varjatticus [36/359] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[05/30/20 04:42:40] maligned [304/695] has challenged Varjatticus [259/359] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:29:42 is removed from maligned's clock.
[05/30/20 13:30:26] Varjatticus [72/359] has challenged Bluedog [9/487] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[05/31/20 10:49:22] Varjatticus [254/359] has challenged HellSpawn [370/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:59:59 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[06/01/20 23:45:17] Varjatticus learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:57:44 towards level 56.
[06/02/20 02:51:45] Varjatticus grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:31 towards level 56.
[06/02/20 13:45:02] Varjatticus and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/20 09:51:42] Varjatticus, KeboDK, and sairis [1880/1912] have team battled i3d, sunri5e, and Fluttershy [164/3018] and won! 0 days, 22:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/20 12:22:53] Chuck [473/771] has come upon Varjatticus [306/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:27:18 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[06/13/20 15:38:45] Ttech [1603/2073] has come upon Varjatticus [290/359] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:38:35 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/13/20 15:49:42] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:08 towards level 56.
[06/13/20 17:18:19] sukil [536/560] has challenged Varjatticus [141/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from sukil's clock.
[06/14/20 03:21:01] SirMonkeybox, kenyon, and GilbertErik [1537/2662] have team battled Varjatticus, Misza, and Bluedog [1943/2235] and lost! 1 day, 15:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/20 19:27:50] Fluttershy, PlasmaStar, and delet [640/2393] have team battled Lemelisk, Varjatticus, and waifu [598/2603] and won! 0 days, 06:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/20 15:33:34] Varjatticus, algernon, and PlasmaStar [1014/1937] have team battled Forud, GeneralZod, and Fluttershy [494/2653] and won! 2 days, 03:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/20 19:20:17] RexMoxpaw [7/72] has challenged Varjatticus [50/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to RexMoxpaw's clock.
[07/10/20 00:04:50] Fluttershy, misha, and Birdbones [1398/3317] have team battled jnerulax, grooverider, and Varjatticus [1070/2763] and won! 2 days, 09:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 18:51:22] Varjatticus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Varjatticus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/20 08:46:10] Varjatticus was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:14 towards level 56.
[07/13/20 19:15:23] Nechayev [261/918] has come upon Varjatticus [169/358] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:27:51 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[07/13/20 20:19:55] Varjatticus and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 00:32:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 0 days, 19:55:49 toward level 56.
[07/14/20 10:07:10] xayto [55/788] has come upon Varjatticus [196/358] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:53:43 is added to xayto's clock.
[07/14/20 23:50:16] borsin [613/625] has come upon Varjatticus [217/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:38 is removed from borsin's clock.
[07/21/20 04:49:09] blizgerg, Varjatticus, and Fluttershy [2147/2917] have team battled Fennec, feek, and dindinx [781/1184] and won! 0 days, 10:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/20 06:58:39] Varjatticus [54/358] has come upon bobvador [438/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:52 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/22/20 17:39:01] Varjatticus stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:06 towards level 56.
[07/23/20 10:55:18] Varjatticus [289/364] has challenged LukeLR [201/872] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[07/23/20 17:02:35] Varjatticus [166/364] has come upon Zyphyr [177/679] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:54:20 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/24/20 00:59:33] Varjatticus [213/364] has come upon mordac [433/1317] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:39:10 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/25/20 09:15:39] Antium [702/900] has challenged Varjatticus [353/364] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:43:07 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/26/20 16:23:11] Varjatticus [361/364] has challenged Sharky4 [859/1185] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:52:38 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/27/20 16:28:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 11 days, 20:02:56 toward level 57.
[07/28/20 00:45:14] misha, MrGlass, and KeboDK [2085/2498] have team battled djm, Varjatticus, and max [445/1899] and won! 1 day, 00:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 09:28:01] DrJosh9000 [56/814] has come upon Varjatticus [340/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/29/20 15:52:57] GunMan [280/430] has come upon Varjatticus [223/364] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:58:21 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[07/30/20 07:38:29] Varjatticus and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 02:42:35] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:15 towards level 57.
[08/06/20 07:06:06] kenyon and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 12:23:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 1 day, 18:05:01 toward level 57.
[08/08/20 20:11:46] bisco [1051/1263] has come upon Varjatticus [199/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:30 is removed from bisco's clock.
[08/19/20 02:41:24] Varjatticus [238/364] has challenged MrGlass [277/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:52:51 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[08/19/20 04:34:18] Jaglag [268/484] has come upon Varjatticus [254/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:01 is removed from Jaglag's clock.
[08/19/20 04:34:18] Jaglag [410/484] has come upon Varjatticus [66/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:09 is removed from Jaglag's clock.
[08/20/20 06:36:47] kate [58/262] has challenged Varjatticus [359/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to kate's clock.
[08/20/20 09:48:54] lipek [608/1373] has challenged Varjatticus [341/364] in combat and won! 33 days, 08:24:51 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/28/20 03:56:30] Varjatticus [316/368] has come upon damyan [840/1259] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:29:36 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[08/28/20 19:40:41] Varjatticus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:59 towards level 57.
[08/29/20 02:38:16] irix [793/984] has challenged Varjatticus [356/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:49 is removed from irix's clock.
[08/29/20 09:19:53] idlerpgww and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 11:10:26] Agent86 [32/1054] has come upon Varjatticus [36/368] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:35:31 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/29/20 13:26:32] pants, HellSpawn, and Bradicus [258/2981] have team battled KeboDK, Frogging101, and Varjatticus [861/1942] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/20 00:48:02] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:01 towards level 57.
[09/01/20 01:30:53] Varjatticus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:42 from level 57.
[09/01/20 08:21:33] Varjatticus [300/383] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [515/960] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/01/20 11:40:43] Varjatticus discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:48 towards level 58.
[09/01/20 17:58:27] tris [313/617] has challenged Varjatticus [248/383] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:12:10 is removed from tris's clock.
[09/01/20 17:58:27] In the fierce battle, Varjatticus dropped their level 33 pair of gloves! tris picks it up, tossing their old level 26 pair of gloves to Varjatticus.
[09/02/20 06:53:48] Varjatticus got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:12:22 from level 58.
[09/02/20 08:53:19] Varjatticus [242/376] has come upon Mithkabob [298/418] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:43:36 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/02/20 18:14:53] Varjatticus [272/376] has come upon Mithkabob [58/418] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:27:28 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[09/02/20 20:53:23] Varjatticus, Milquetoast, and algernon [331/2329] have team battled sheu, HeavyPodda, and allo [1563/2276] and lost! 1 day, 10:49:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/20 23:07:27] Varjatticus [51/376] has challenged canton7 [147/1255] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:00:40 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/02/20 23:46:00] Roxana [4/1408] has come upon Varjatticus [83/376] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:12:46 is added to Roxana's clock.
[09/02/20 23:57:21] freeboson [23/676] has come upon Varjatticus [13/376] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:44:03 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/03/20 00:33:27] Baldric [323/349] has come upon Varjatticus [76/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:34 is removed from Baldric's clock.
[09/03/20 13:43:33] Varjatticus, ToHellWithGA, and sjefen6 [679/2352] have team battled bookworm, lavamind, and Globalirc [885/2258] and lost! 1 day, 15:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 14:44:33] Fluttershy, phraktyl, and Varjatticus [407/2315] have team battled Khorne, meskio, and loomysh [32/3135] and won! 5 days, 14:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/20 17:07:03] canton7, Nofew, and crysys [1386/3192] have team battled sjums_the_great, Varjatticus, and golgy [1070/2336] and won! 1 day, 13:05:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/20 17:29:22] canton7, i3d, and waifu [1396/3112] have team battled GilbertErik, Ironhoof, and Varjatticus [2326/2497] and lost! 1 day, 05:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 21:50:27] JeDa [194/467] has come upon Varjatticus [68/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:51:02 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[09/06/20 12:26:30] Varjatticus [202/376] has come upon mwhahaha [678/1025] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:51:54 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/06/20 19:49:16] Scar3cr0w [441/800] has come upon Varjatticus [138/376] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:50:35 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/07/20 10:54:23] efertone [214/524] has come upon Varjatticus [366/376] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:12:45 is added to efertone's clock.
[09/07/20 16:57:51] Chuck [153/784] has come upon Varjatticus [188/376] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:36:45 is added to Chuck's clock.
[09/07/20 18:50:48] Varjatticus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:25:00 from level 58.
[09/11/20 13:21:27] Varjatticus, bookworm, and Tenorman [85/2114] have team battled Athos, KeboDK, and brendan [593/2863] and lost! 6 days, 13:51:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/20 13:27:43] Varjatticus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:17:25 towards level 58.
[09/15/20 01:26:24] Varjatticus learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:14 towards level 58.
[09/16/20 01:32:18] sheu [72/555] has challenged Varjatticus [34/376] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:20:47 is removed from sheu's clock.
[09/16/20 13:35:27] Mirc0p [270/765] has challenged Varjatticus [22/376] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:40:20 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[09/18/20 22:19:43] Varjatticus, Nofew, and tris [2113/2184] have team battled grooverider, inittab, and Bluedog [1634/2801] and won! 0 days, 03:21:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 08:09:31] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:35 towards level 58.
[09/20/20 21:47:49] Varjatticus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:47:55 from level 58.
[09/22/20 05:11:01] Tratos [339/1133] has challenged Varjatticus [168/376] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:43:29 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[09/23/20 02:27:11] Varjatticus found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:26:11 towards level 58.
[09/23/20 11:38:44] Varjatticus broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:06:15 from level 58.
[09/23/20 20:59:31] Syloq, jjasghar, and soltys [2212/2489] have team battled Varjatticus, sjefen6, and mordac [1/2602] and won! 1 day, 06:30:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/20 02:18:45] Zaratustra, Notir, and Frogging101 [1226/2439] have team battled Jaglag, el, and Varjatticus [1358/2066] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/20 19:03:05] Varjatticus [119/376] has come upon Blukunfando [21/428] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:06:05 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[09/25/20 03:24:52] freeboson [134/688] has come upon Varjatticus [200/376] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:55:07 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/25/20 12:31:44] Varjatticus [255/376] has challenged Zaratustra [590/1120] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:47:30 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/25/20 21:12:46] Varjatticus and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/20 19:14:47] AbrahamLinksys, Varjatticus, and Mithkabob [1237/1575] have team battled astropoint, parkaman, and Khorne [2283/2680] and lost! 4 days, 05:34:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/20 06:47:18] waifu, xnaas, and maligned [2286/2578] have team battled Varjatticus, dxtr, and sjums_the_great [1646/2292] and won! 0 days, 14:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 13:44:13] jjasghar [487/559] has challenged Varjatticus [191/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:28 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[09/28/20 04:29:18] Atan [313/814] has come upon Varjatticus [86/376] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:18:03 is removed from Atan's clock.
[09/28/20 19:33:01] StalkR [61/522] has come upon Varjatticus [103/376] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:59:19 is added to StalkR's clock.
[09/30/20 15:11:48] Baldric [264/474] has come upon Varjatticus [158/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:45:19 is removed from Baldric's clock.
[09/30/20 18:59:43] theZoMBiE, Varjatticus, and Tratos [1445/1969] have team battled solarsparq, Lemelisk, and TimWolla [2012/2534] and lost! 2 days, 09:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/20 01:50:14] Varjatticus got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:12:42 from level 58.
[10/01/20 23:18:28] lipek [1119/1351] has come upon Varjatticus [262/358] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:04:33 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/03/20 04:39:18] ganome and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 08:40:31] Varjatticus was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:34 towards level 58.
[10/04/20 15:46:49] XBouBou [71/235] has challenged Varjatticus [95/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[10/05/20 20:28:59] Varjatticus [269/358] has challenged max [350/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:25:58 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/05/20 21:39:35] Varjatticus and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 17:53:44] Syloq and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 19:34:26] MrGlass [545/925] has challenged Varjatticus [189/358] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:41:16 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/07/20 13:22:40] tris, SCSi, and djm [99/2583] have team battled Globalirc, Varjatticus, and idlerpgww [1744/2156] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 04:22:07] Varjatticus [4/358] has come upon FSM [336/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:43:20 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/09/20 18:50:59] Varjatticus [327/358] has challenged sunri5e [296/1183] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:44:16 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[10/11/20 22:00:26] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:23 towards level 58.
[10/12/20 01:09:06] Varjatticus broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:57 from level 58.
[10/12/20 07:58:03] Varjatticus found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:15 towards level 58.
[10/12/20 12:06:05] JeDa [267/498] has challenged Varjatticus [77/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:51 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[10/13/20 06:00:47] Zyphyr, Varjatticus, and Nofew [719/2260] have team battled sunri5e, gdm, and PiotrekD [91/2829] and won! 2 days, 05:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 10:11:20] misha [521/790] has challenged Varjatticus [216/358] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:43:34 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/15/20 07:06:46] KeboDK, FSM, and Varjatticus [1390/2116] have team battled neurospex, el, and Ttech [847/4202] and won! 1 day, 08:37:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 02:38:50] Varjatticus [315/358] has come upon Beavis [304/1190] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:02:18 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[10/16/20 11:02:28] Varjatticus invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:17 towards level 58.
[10/16/20 15:49:24] buyoq [561/585] has come upon Varjatticus [3/358] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:08:45 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[10/16/20 17:51:43] Majak, Asara, and fattrat [2954/3316] have team battled Varjatticus, XBouBou, and elf [154/2007] and won! 2 days, 02:38:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 22:12:14] dwfreed stole Varjatticus's level 42 charm while they were sleeping! dwfreed leaves their old level 41 charm behind, which Varjatticus then takes.
[10/23/20 04:43:32] Varjatticus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:15 towards level 58.
[10/23/20 11:13:18] Majak and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/20 21:52:24] Lnk, bookworm, and ToHellWithGA [817/2705] have team battled maligned, Varjatticus, and sheu [1728/1847] and lost! 3 days, 07:03:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/20 04:46:29] Varjatticus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:32 from level 58.
[10/26/20 14:13:14] Varjatticus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:01 towards level 58.
[10/27/20 01:46:22] Varjatticus [243/363] has challenged JensRex [494/1309] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:40:26 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/27/20 13:37:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 15 days, 17:17:22 toward level 59.
[10/27/20 15:13:19] Varjatticus, Jaglag, and Zaratustra [602/1998] have team battled shymega, AbrahamLinksys, and ilbelkyr [2155/2654] and lost! 0 days, 20:32:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/20 15:31:26] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:06:16 towards level 59.
[10/27/20 21:49:42] Varjatticus [10/363] has challenged phraktyl [77/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:58:38 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/29/20 01:05:29] meskio, Syloq, and Misza [1374/3809] have team battled kenyon, Reilly, and Varjatticus [17/2009] and won! 3 days, 15:58:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 09:41:26] Varjatticus and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/20 12:46:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Varjatticus 2 days, 11:06:50 toward level 59.
[11/05/20 03:34:31] Varjatticus [257/363] has challenged Asara [728/785] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:24:42 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[11/05/20 08:35:38] Varjatticus [346/363] has challenged Bluedog [74/506] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:50:48 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[11/05/20 08:35:38] In the fierce battle, Bluedog dropped their level 44 pair of gloves! Varjatticus picks it up, tossing their old level 31 pair of gloves to Bluedog.
[11/05/20 12:39:53] Varjatticus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:39 towards level 59.
[11/07/20 07:52:43] Varjatticus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:56 towards level 59.
[11/09/20 06:30:30] Tratos and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 23:53:29] Nofew, jnerulax, and Lnk [1790/2856] have team battled Varjatticus, Asara, and djm [1262/2027] and won! 1 day, 04:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 02:54:52] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:58 towards level 59.
[12/08/20 04:14:03] Varjatticus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:51 towards level 59.
[12/10/20 01:52:00] Majak, LukeLR, and TheSilentLink [1324/2228] have team battled d4rkp1r4t3, WallIdl, and Varjatticus [643/1477] and won! 0 days, 00:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 06:59:51] Elgo, Varjatticus, womblecat, and grooverider have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/20 09:22:59] Varjatticus [277/377] has come upon Syloq [376/822] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:57 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[12/15/20 21:25:40] Varjatticus [208/377] has challenged brycec [980/1028] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:25 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[12/15/20 22:00:39] Varjatticus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Varjatticus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/20 02:16:09] Zyphyr, Varjatticus, and allo [284/1841] have team battled Ttech, AbrahamLinksys, and soltys [246/3981] and won! 0 days, 14:07:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/20 12:04:37] Ignotum, Zaratustra, and bookworm [1223/1802] have team battled bisco, Varjatticus, and Nechayev [1395/2663] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 12:17:58] Varjatticus, borsin, KeboDK, and algernon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/20 19:40:35] TheSilentLink and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 01:24:38] Varjatticus [334/371] has come upon PlasmaStar [461/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:21 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[12/19/20 14:52:36] St.Georg [42/68] has challenged Varjatticus [307/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to St.Georg's clock.
[12/19/20 15:20:55] Vic, elbie, and brendan [825/3183] have team battled Varjatticus, djm, and dindinx [1655/1977] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/20 22:42:12] AncalagonThBlack and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/20 03:51:53] Varjatticus [115/371] has challenged idlerpgww [133/778] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:39:42 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[12/22/20 03:25:52] aismallard, Reilly, and tmberg [733/3105] have team battled Nechayev, Misza, and Varjatticus [419/2748] and won! 2 days, 21:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 08:19:28] Khorne, Forud, and Varjatticus [953/2118] have team battled hr7xt8, Scar3cr0w, and holloway [398/1854] and won! 0 days, 01:55:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 11:43:08] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:24 towards level 60.
[12/24/20 22:44:28] Varjatticus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:33 towards level 60.
[12/26/20 13:45:04] buzzz [403/618] has come upon Varjatticus [337/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:33:16 is removed from buzzz's clock.
[01/05/21 06:22:57] Varjatticus [317/371] has come upon idlerpgww [564/806] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:49:39 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[01/06/21 11:21:40] Vic, Varjatticus, and canton7 [2183/2504] have team battled i3d, allo, and AbacusAvenger [432/2318] and won! 1 day, 08:42:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/21 00:51:16] petrichor [104/1288] has come upon Varjatticus [43/371] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:47:35 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[01/13/21 02:34:32] Varjatticus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:52:19 towards level 60.
[01/13/21 09:27:53] Varjatticus and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 11:26:52] Varjatticus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Varjatticus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/21 07:52:00] Varjatticus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:46:43 towards level 60.
[02/05/21 09:21:21] GilbertErik, pants, and elf [400/3928] have team battled Varjatticus, MrGlass, and freeboson [1256/2304] and lost! 2 days, 05:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/21 11:22:42] Varjatticus [85/367] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [442/913] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:04:07 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[02/13/21 18:01:30] i3d, sbp, and damyan [1507/2454] have team battled misha, Varjatticus, and freeboson [108/1866] and won! 6 days, 09:37:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/21 06:56:51] jnerulax, ToHellWithGA, and buyoq [530/2591] have team battled Varjatticus, misha, and RBecker [1884/2020] and lost! 1 day, 04:40:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/21 22:26:25] Varjatticus and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 12:36:58] Nechayev, DrJosh9000, and JeDa [907/2407] have team battled SSLbits, Varjatticus, and himuraken [1479/1972] and lost! 1 day, 08:03:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/21 17:30:22] Muirrum and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 00:17:02] GyrosGeier [171/254] has challenged Varjatticus [292/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[03/05/21 11:12:51] Varjatticus [173/367] has come upon allo [485/723] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:13:01 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[03/05/21 23:19:11] Pici [1244/1314] has come upon Varjatticus [183/367] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:18:56 is removed from Pici's clock.
[03/07/21 01:29:49] Varjatticus discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:02:08 towards level 60.
[03/07/21 16:09:48] TauPan, Varjatticus, and zbe [1439/1685] have team battled damyan, AncalagonThBlack, and sairis [2271/3126] and lost! 4 days, 09:00:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/21 02:09:14] Varjatticus [350/371] has challenged gdm [505/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:32:50 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[03/09/21 10:52:29] Varjatticus, Nofew, and csssuf [1318/2018] have team battled tmberg, ToHellWithGA, and himuraken [702/3738] and won! 0 days, 12:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/21 11:48:00] Varjatticus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:18:54 towards level 60.
[03/15/21 18:00:39] Varjatticus and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 15:52:54] Varjatticus learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:03:56 towards level 60.
[03/16/21 19:05:22] m0shbear [147/1310] has come upon Varjatticus [266/371] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:37:27 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[03/18/21 01:43:29] LordBanana [111/452] has come upon Varjatticus [78/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:33:34 is removed from LordBanana's clock.
[03/18/21 04:21:46] Varjatticus [24/371] has come upon pfoley [24/574] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:07:51 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[03/18/21 19:19:16] TimWolla [357/926] has come upon Varjatticus [178/371] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:06:38 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/19/21 21:58:12] lipek, Varjatticus, and Birdbones [2308/2995] have team battled Pici, astropoint, and CodeB [1707/3130] and won! 1 day, 04:16:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 11:19:36] Varjatticus, Syloq, and brendan [156/2570] have team battled keepermurf, szczur, and sairis [1019/2248] and lost! 2 days, 19:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/21 09:23:48] Varjatticus [110/371] has challenged JeDa [210/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:33:55 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[03/30/21 23:18:27] Varjatticus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:23 from level 60.
[03/30/21 23:38:25] Varjatticus [247/371] has challenged Ironhoof [308/1471] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:59:10 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/01/21 06:34:03] csssuf [18/735] has come upon Varjatticus [226/371] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:37:40 is added to csssuf's clock.
[04/01/21 11:47:02] Varjatticus [225/371] has challenged CheeseSodaPunch [459/643] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:08:17 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/01/21 20:49:05] Varjatticus [183/371] has challenged LukeLR [251/962] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:27:05 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/02/21 20:54:53] FSM [104/693] has challenged Varjatticus [61/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:06:16 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/13/21 06:25:35] Varjatticus, Pontuzz, and gdm [427/1791] have team battled CornFly, ToHellWithGA, and buksi [1733/3627] and lost! 1 day, 03:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/21 06:28:21] Varjatticus and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 12:25:38] androphius [448/539] has challenged Varjatticus [300/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:33:39 is removed from androphius's clock.
[05/04/21 20:59:27] Pici [49/1306] has come upon Varjatticus [54/371] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:26:01 is added to Pici's clock.
[05/05/21 07:18:39] Jones [96/347] has come upon Varjatticus [15/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:41 is removed from Jones's clock.
[05/05/21 17:12:01] Atan [310/677] has challenged Varjatticus [361/371] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:22:51 is added to Atan's clock.
[05/06/21 22:09:24] Roxana and Varjatticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/21 22:19:18] Varjatticus [307/371] has challenged blizgerg [42/1248] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:47:46 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[05/07/21 02:50:42] Varjatticus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:33 towards level 60.